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July 18, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
12:28
VIENNA SUCKS - BUDAPEST IS NOT A FAILED SOCIETY | Tate Confidential Ep. 3
# vienna tristan travel mishaps alabama beer boss budapest cultural conflicts failed societies financial struggles germany jack daniels lena makers mark nick shoe safe supernatural encounters thailand

Andrew Tate and his group critique societal failures in Germany and Vienna, citing chaotic train logistics and a supernatural ancestor confrontation that cancels their Alabama trip. After being rejected from Thai bars for rowdiness, they arrive in Budapest with 163.44 euros, where the narrator jokingly tells his mother she must die due to lack of medicine after spending all funds on travel. Despite missing a beer bus and ending up at a liquor store where Nick purchases Jack Daniels while the narrator steals Maker's Mark, Tate argues Budapest is not a failed society. The episode concludes with the narrator testing a shoe safe and buying Lena a drink despite her paying, reinforcing his chaotic yet defiant worldview against perceived societal collapse. [Automatically generated summary]

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Failed Society Ticket 00:08:13
Good shot there from Tate!
A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
But I'm not a girl.
I'm a girl.
Thanks for watching!
Failed society down there.
Failed society everywhere.
I have no idea how we ended up picking the car.
Germany is a failed society!
So, Grüß Gott, die Fahrscheine bitte.
We're just getting our tickets. Your ticket, please.
Yeah, one second. Four tickets.
reservation please download print pediatric director super this ticket i need i need enough printing I don't have a printer.
This is for printing.
This is not... Online ticket.
This is not a handy ticket.
This is for printing.
I need the printing ticket.
You see? I don't have a printer.
We just booked it.
We booked it just now in five minutes.
Well, from here, this is too small.
We don't scan scanning.
Oh, I see. But you don't speak German, I think.
Well, here is. This is for printing.
Oh, I see. Please go to the 261.
Ah, 261. This 262.
262. Next one, please.
No problem. We'll do. Thank you, sir.
Thank you. Thank you very much. Oh, man.
261... It's a failed society.
I'm not taking him to Vienna to kill himself.
Suicide. Now we're in Vienna.
We abandoned our car.
We're in Vienna. There's no plan.
We're running trying to find happiness.
Happiness is not at the end of a train journey.
It is, because trains leave.
And we're all miserable. So it doesn't matter where we go, we're going to be miserable just the same.
It doesn't matter where we are.
It's all the same shit.
Digger?
What is this?
Are you trying to bring shame on our family?
In public?
The ghost of your father is frowning on you at this very moment.
Your ancestors hide their faces in the spirit field.
The trip to Alabama is cancelled.
You've been uninvited.
Thanks a lot.
You have to change your name.
I'm sorry.
Can we go Thailand?
Yeah.
We're the only guys who get kicked out of Thai bars.
We're allowed to do anything.
You can throw up, you can throw drinks, you can grab girls' tits, you can do anything, but somehow we get kicked out.
Nick gets asked to leave.
It's not us. He gets asked to leave.
Maybe not. Politely at first, and then they insist.
My kid's not ready for Thai.
They're not ready. You need hardcore training.
As soon as it gets cold here, we're going.
It's on. Tristan's on a date.
We were on a double date. My girl had to fly to Frankfurt, so she's gone.
Tristan's still on a date. That's what's happening.
Now you know. I don't have one.
I'm a terrible person.
I tried to steal the train when you called me.
We didn't. We ran to the train.
How many persons?
I want to steal it. How many persons?
I should pay every punishment.
Where do you want Budapest?
Budapest, Budapest.
I don't know. You don't know?
I have no idea. Somewhere in Budapest.
Okay. Four persons?
Four people please, yes.
How much is it going to cost me?
You ask me?
163 44 for a seat Aren't you concerned about my mother not being able to get Christmas presents this year?
Because I spent all my money on the train to Budapest.
I'll call her. Don't worry. I'll call her as soon as we're done and let her know.
Yeah. You took all her money.
Call the hospital that she's in.
Yep. No medicine for you, I'm afraid.
You're just going to have to die.
Grandma too.
So please enter your code.
Thank you.
We're texting bye.
What's your name?
Sorry, what's your name?
Lena. It's Lena's fault.
Thanks for life. See you next time.
You should have thought about it earlier.
Before we got on the train, because it's more expensive on the train.
My plan was, when you were coming, I was going to keep walking, like, hide, and then I got really lazy.
so then like a combination perfect storm and here i am bankrupt yeah that's true the last postcard she'll ever get Yeah, include the ticket.
See, mom, that's my Christmas present to you.
So, the ticket's for four of you, thank you.
Thank you. Bye-bye.
Nice meeting you. This is the ticket.
Santa's wish list.
Efficiency, I like that.
No one likes beer.
Yeah, they have real booze.
Did they sell alcohol? I only drink beer when I'm not drinking.
For the last two years, all we've done is spend millions of dollars on booze every day we drink.
Every day! Everything bad in my life is because of...
How's the final word? Fuck this guy.
I'm almost witty. Can we pay in Lei?
She's from Brasho, bro. There you go.
I'm sorry. We have Lei.
Thank you very much. Yeah, I'll go, mate.
So, where's my life? You don't believe me.
I really live from Ukraine. Get Brashoff, right?
Of course. Of course I do.
Just like you. Are you single?
Yes. She's going to come to Brasho.
She's from Poland.
Are you listening?
Hungary is not a failed society.
Why Not On The Beer Bus? 00:02:40
It's the first society that we've been in, you know, a week and a half that has not failed.
They're still hopeful.
Why the fuck are we not on the beer bus?
I see a bus with a barge back and loads of barrels on it.
Fucking beer bus.
Why are we not on that bus?
I don't know.
is an
Loyola to Arnold.
Loyola, this is going to do it.
Together, we're an Artinelli ensemble.
We're going to do it.
We're going to do it.
The beer bus is out of beer.
Yo, Nick! Nick!
Go to this store here and buy a bottle of fucking Jack Daniels.
Yo, Nick, grab like six or seven cold beers as well.
Don't worry about it. Let's get some beer for the beer bus, man.
I broke your thing, bro.
I'm trying to get into some booze cooler.
How are you, sir? Whiskey, scotch, anything.
What you got? Done.
What's the best?
Beer Bus Blues 00:01:32
The best? Maker's Mark.
Maker's Mark is gay.
Forget that. Alright, listen.
Keep it simple. Jack Daniels, the middle one.
Done. Maker's Mark.
That's what I'm stealing.
Sorry. You hate me!
You hate me! She hates me, so I'm gonna buy her a drink.
She already paid. She's smart.
Great, great, great.
Thank you. The Beer Boss isn't out of beer until Big Money Lick and Tristed are out of money.
And we're not out of money Oh
, I was testing out your shoe
Safe.
Haha.
She likes it, it's okay.
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