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Failed Society Ticket
00:08:13
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| Good shot there from Tate! | |
| A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true. | |
| But I'm not a girl. | |
| I'm a girl. | |
| Thanks for watching! | |
| Failed society down there. | |
| Failed society everywhere. | |
| I have no idea how we ended up picking the car. | |
| Germany is a failed society! | |
| So, Grüß Gott, die Fahrscheine bitte. | |
| We're just getting our tickets. Your ticket, please. | |
| Yeah, one second. Four tickets. | |
| reservation please download print pediatric director super this ticket i need i need enough printing I don't have a printer. | |
| This is for printing. | |
| This is not... Online ticket. | |
| This is not a handy ticket. | |
| This is for printing. | |
| I need the printing ticket. | |
| You see? I don't have a printer. | |
| We just booked it. | |
| We booked it just now in five minutes. | |
| Well, from here, this is too small. | |
| We don't scan scanning. | |
| Oh, I see. But you don't speak German, I think. | |
| Well, here is. This is for printing. | |
| Oh, I see. Please go to the 261. | |
| Ah, 261. This 262. | |
| 262. Next one, please. | |
| No problem. We'll do. Thank you, sir. | |
| Thank you. Thank you very much. Oh, man. | |
| 261... It's a failed society. | |
| I'm not taking him to Vienna to kill himself. | |
| Suicide. Now we're in Vienna. | |
| We abandoned our car. | |
| We're in Vienna. There's no plan. | |
| We're running trying to find happiness. | |
| Happiness is not at the end of a train journey. | |
| It is, because trains leave. | |
| And we're all miserable. So it doesn't matter where we go, we're going to be miserable just the same. | |
| It doesn't matter where we are. | |
| It's all the same shit. | |
| Digger? | |
| What is this? | |
| Are you trying to bring shame on our family? | |
| In public? | |
| The ghost of your father is frowning on you at this very moment. | |
| Your ancestors hide their faces in the spirit field. | |
| The trip to Alabama is cancelled. | |
| You've been uninvited. | |
| Thanks a lot. | |
| You have to change your name. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| Can we go Thailand? | |
| Yeah. | |
| We're the only guys who get kicked out of Thai bars. | |
| We're allowed to do anything. | |
| You can throw up, you can throw drinks, you can grab girls' tits, you can do anything, but somehow we get kicked out. | |
| Nick gets asked to leave. | |
| It's not us. He gets asked to leave. | |
| Maybe not. Politely at first, and then they insist. | |
| My kid's not ready for Thai. | |
| They're not ready. You need hardcore training. | |
| As soon as it gets cold here, we're going. | |
| It's on. Tristan's on a date. | |
| We were on a double date. My girl had to fly to Frankfurt, so she's gone. | |
| Tristan's still on a date. That's what's happening. | |
| Now you know. I don't have one. | |
| I'm a terrible person. | |
| I tried to steal the train when you called me. | |
| We didn't. We ran to the train. | |
| How many persons? | |
| I want to steal it. How many persons? | |
| I should pay every punishment. | |
| Where do you want Budapest? | |
| Budapest, Budapest. | |
| I don't know. You don't know? | |
| I have no idea. Somewhere in Budapest. | |
| Okay. Four persons? | |
| Four people please, yes. | |
| How much is it going to cost me? | |
| You ask me? | |
| 163 44 for a seat Aren't you concerned about my mother not being able to get Christmas presents this year? | |
| Because I spent all my money on the train to Budapest. | |
| I'll call her. Don't worry. I'll call her as soon as we're done and let her know. | |
| Yeah. You took all her money. | |
| Call the hospital that she's in. | |
| Yep. No medicine for you, I'm afraid. | |
| You're just going to have to die. | |
| Grandma too. | |
| So please enter your code. | |
| Thank you. | |
| We're texting bye. | |
| What's your name? | |
| Sorry, what's your name? | |
| Lena. It's Lena's fault. | |
| Thanks for life. See you next time. | |
| You should have thought about it earlier. | |
| Before we got on the train, because it's more expensive on the train. | |
| My plan was, when you were coming, I was going to keep walking, like, hide, and then I got really lazy. | |
| so then like a combination perfect storm and here i am bankrupt yeah that's true the last postcard she'll ever get Yeah, include the ticket. | |
| See, mom, that's my Christmas present to you. | |
| So, the ticket's for four of you, thank you. | |
| Thank you. Bye-bye. | |
| Nice meeting you. This is the ticket. | |
| Santa's wish list. | |
| Efficiency, I like that. | |
| No one likes beer. | |
| Yeah, they have real booze. | |
| Did they sell alcohol? I only drink beer when I'm not drinking. | |
| For the last two years, all we've done is spend millions of dollars on booze every day we drink. | |
| Every day! Everything bad in my life is because of... | |
| How's the final word? Fuck this guy. | |
| I'm almost witty. Can we pay in Lei? | |
| She's from Brasho, bro. There you go. | |
| I'm sorry. We have Lei. | |
| Thank you very much. Yeah, I'll go, mate. | |
| So, where's my life? You don't believe me. | |
| I really live from Ukraine. Get Brashoff, right? | |
| Of course. Of course I do. | |
| Just like you. Are you single? | |
| Yes. She's going to come to Brasho. | |
| She's from Poland. | |
| Are you listening? | |
| Hungary is not a failed society. | |
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Why Not On The Beer Bus?
00:02:40
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| It's the first society that we've been in, you know, a week and a half that has not failed. | |
| They're still hopeful. | |
| Why the fuck are we not on the beer bus? | |
| I see a bus with a barge back and loads of barrels on it. | |
| Fucking beer bus. | |
| Why are we not on that bus? | |
| I don't know. | |
| is an | |
| Loyola to Arnold. | |
| Loyola, this is going to do it. | |
| Together, we're an Artinelli ensemble. | |
| We're going to do it. | |
| We're going to do it. | |
| The beer bus is out of beer. | |
| Yo, Nick! Nick! | |
| Go to this store here and buy a bottle of fucking Jack Daniels. | |
| Yo, Nick, grab like six or seven cold beers as well. | |
| Don't worry about it. Let's get some beer for the beer bus, man. | |
| I broke your thing, bro. | |
| I'm trying to get into some booze cooler. | |
| How are you, sir? Whiskey, scotch, anything. | |
| What you got? Done. | |
| What's the best? | |
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Beer Bus Blues
00:01:32
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| The best? Maker's Mark. | |
| Maker's Mark is gay. | |
| Forget that. Alright, listen. | |
| Keep it simple. Jack Daniels, the middle one. | |
| Done. Maker's Mark. | |
| That's what I'm stealing. | |
| Sorry. You hate me! | |
| You hate me! She hates me, so I'm gonna buy her a drink. | |
| She already paid. She's smart. | |
| Great, great, great. | |
| Thank you. The Beer Boss isn't out of beer until Big Money Lick and Tristed are out of money. | |
| And we're not out of money Oh | |
| , I was testing out your shoe | |
| Safe. | |
| Haha. | |
| She likes it, it's okay. | |