Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - VIENNA SUCKS - BUDAPEST IS NOT A FAILED SOCIETY | Tate Confidential Ep. 3
Aired: 2022-07-18
Duration: 12:28


=== Failed Society Ticket (08:13) ===

[00:00:01]  Good shot there from Tate!
[00:00:03]  A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
[00:00:21]  But I'm not a girl.
[00:00:23]  I'm a girl.
[00:00:35]  Thanks for watching!
[00:00:40]  Failed society down there.
[00:00:41]  Failed society everywhere.
[00:00:43]  I have no idea how we ended up picking the car.
[00:00:49]  Germany is a failed society!
[00:00:53]  So, Grüß Gott, die Fahrscheine bitte.
[00:01:11]  We're just getting our tickets. Your ticket, please.
[00:01:12]  Yeah, one second. Four tickets.
[00:01:16]  reservation please download print pediatric director super this ticket i need i need enough printing I don't have a printer.
[00:01:33]  This is for printing.
[00:01:34]  This is not... Online ticket.
[00:01:36]  This is not a handy ticket.
[00:01:38]  This is for printing.
[00:01:40]  I need the printing ticket.
[00:01:42]  You see? I don't have a printer.
[00:01:45]  We just booked it.
[00:01:46]  We booked it just now in five minutes.
[00:01:50]  Well, from here, this is too small.
[00:01:52]  We don't scan scanning.
[00:01:54]  Oh, I see. But you don't speak German, I think.
[00:01:57]  Well, here is. This is for printing.
[00:01:59]  Oh, I see. Please go to the 261.
[00:02:03]  Ah, 261. This 262.
[00:02:05]  262. Next one, please.
[00:02:07]  No problem. We'll do. Thank you, sir.
[00:02:08]  Thank you. Thank you very much. Oh, man.
[00:02:17]  261... It's a failed society.
[00:02:31]  I'm not taking him to Vienna to kill himself.
[00:02:33]  Suicide. Now we're in Vienna.
[00:02:35]  We abandoned our car.
[00:02:37]  We're in Vienna. There's no plan.
[00:02:38]  We're running trying to find happiness.
[00:02:39]  Happiness is not at the end of a train journey.
[00:02:41]  It is, because trains leave.
[00:02:44]  And we're all miserable. So it doesn't matter where we go, we're going to be miserable just the same.
[00:02:48]  It doesn't matter where we are.
[00:02:50]  It's all the same shit.
[00:02:52]  Digger?
[00:02:55]  What is this?
[00:03:07]  Are you trying to bring shame on our family?
[00:03:10]  In public?
[00:03:11]  The ghost of your father is frowning on you at this very moment.
[00:03:16]  Your ancestors hide their faces in the spirit field.
[00:03:22]  The trip to Alabama is cancelled.
[00:03:25]  You've been uninvited.
[00:03:27]  Thanks a lot.
[00:03:28]  You have to change your name.
[00:03:30]  I'm sorry.
[00:04:19]  Can we go Thailand?
[00:04:20]  Yeah.
[00:04:22]  We're the only guys who get kicked out of Thai bars.
[00:04:25]  We're allowed to do anything.
[00:04:26]  You can throw up, you can throw drinks, you can grab girls' tits, you can do anything, but somehow we get kicked out.
[00:04:30]  Nick gets asked to leave.
[00:04:31]  It's not us. He gets asked to leave.
[00:04:34]  Maybe not. Politely at first, and then they insist.
[00:04:38]  My kid's not ready for Thai.
[00:04:40]  They're not ready. You need hardcore training.
[00:04:42]  As soon as it gets cold here, we're going.
[00:04:45]  It's on. Tristan's on a date.
[00:04:47]  We were on a double date. My girl had to fly to Frankfurt, so she's gone.
[00:04:51]  Tristan's still on a date. That's what's happening.
[00:04:54]  Now you know. I don't have one.
[00:05:09]  I'm a terrible person.
[00:05:11]  I tried to steal the train when you called me.
[00:05:13]  We didn't. We ran to the train.
[00:05:15]  How many persons?
[00:05:17]  I want to steal it. How many persons?
[00:05:20]  I should pay every punishment.
[00:05:24]  Where do you want Budapest?
[00:05:27]  Budapest, Budapest.
[00:05:29]  I don't know. You don't know?
[00:05:32]  I have no idea. Somewhere in Budapest.
[00:05:36]  Okay. Four persons?
[00:05:38]  Four people please, yes.
[00:05:40]  How much is it going to cost me?
[00:05:42]  You ask me?
[00:05:44]  163 44 for a seat Aren't you concerned about my mother not being able to get Christmas presents this year?
[00:05:53]  Because I spent all my money on the train to Budapest.
[00:05:56]  I'll call her. Don't worry. I'll call her as soon as we're done and let her know.
[00:05:58]  Yeah. You took all her money.
[00:06:00]  Call the hospital that she's in.
[00:06:02]  Yep. No medicine for you, I'm afraid.
[00:06:04]  You're just going to have to die.
[00:06:06]  Grandma too.
[00:06:08]  So please enter your code.
[00:06:10]  Thank you.
[00:06:12]  We're texting bye.
[00:06:14]  What's your name?
[00:06:16]  Sorry, what's your name?
[00:06:17]  Lena. It's Lena's fault.
[00:06:20]  Thanks for life. See you next time.
[00:06:24]  You should have thought about it earlier.
[00:06:26]  Before we got on the train, because it's more expensive on the train.
[00:06:29]  My plan was, when you were coming, I was going to keep walking, like, hide, and then I got really lazy.
[00:06:34]  so then like a combination perfect storm and here i am bankrupt yeah that's true the last postcard she'll ever get Yeah, include the ticket.
[00:06:47]  See, mom, that's my Christmas present to you.
[00:06:52]  So, the ticket's for four of you, thank you.
[00:06:55]  Thank you. Bye-bye.
[00:06:58]  Nice meeting you. This is the ticket.
[00:07:03]  Santa's wish list.
[00:07:07]  Efficiency, I like that.
[00:07:12]  No one likes beer.
[00:07:13]  Yeah, they have real booze.
[00:07:14]  Did they sell alcohol? I only drink beer when I'm not drinking.
[00:07:20]  For the last two years, all we've done is spend millions of dollars on booze every day we drink.
[00:07:26]  Every day! Everything bad in my life is because of...
[00:07:29]  How's the final word? Fuck this guy.
[00:07:34]  I'm almost witty. Can we pay in Lei?
[00:07:39]  She's from Brasho, bro. There you go.
[00:07:44]  I'm sorry. We have Lei.
[00:07:46]  Thank you very much. Yeah, I'll go, mate.
[00:07:48]  So, where's my life? You don't believe me.
[00:07:51]  I really live from Ukraine. Get Brashoff, right?
[00:07:55]  Of course. Of course I do.
[00:07:56]  Just like you. Are you single?
[00:07:58]  Yes. She's going to come to Brasho.
[00:08:01]  She's from Poland.
[00:08:03]  Are you listening?
[00:08:05]  Hungary is not a failed society.

=== Why Not On The Beer Bus? (02:40) ===

[00:08:14]  It's the first society that we've been in, you know, a week and a half that has not failed.
[00:08:21]  They're still hopeful.
[00:08:26]  Why the fuck are we not on the beer bus?
[00:08:28]  I see a bus with a barge back and loads of barrels on it.
[00:08:32]  Fucking beer bus.
[00:08:34]  Why are we not on that bus?
[00:08:36]  I don't know.
[00:08:48]  is an
[00:09:13]  Loyola to Arnold.
[00:09:19]  Loyola, this is going to do it.
[00:09:27]  Together, we're an Artinelli ensemble.
[00:09:35]  We're going to do it.
[00:09:50]  We're going to do it.
[00:10:13]  The beer bus is out of beer.
[00:10:23]  Yo, Nick! Nick!
[00:10:26]  Go to this store here and buy a bottle of fucking Jack Daniels.
[00:10:29]  Yo, Nick, grab like six or seven cold beers as well.
[00:10:32]  Don't worry about it. Let's get some beer for the beer bus, man.
[00:10:37]  I broke your thing, bro.
[00:10:43]  I'm trying to get into some booze cooler.
[00:10:48]  How are you, sir? Whiskey, scotch, anything.
[00:10:51]  What you got? Done.
[00:10:53]  What's the best?

=== Beer Bus Blues (01:32) ===

[00:10:55]  The best? Maker's Mark.
[00:10:58]  Maker's Mark is gay.
[00:11:00]  Forget that. Alright, listen.
[00:11:04]  Keep it simple. Jack Daniels, the middle one.
[00:11:06]  Done. Maker's Mark.
[00:11:13]  That's what I'm stealing.
[00:11:15]  Sorry. You hate me!
[00:11:18]  You hate me! She hates me, so I'm gonna buy her a drink.
[00:11:21]  She already paid. She's smart.
[00:11:23]  Great, great, great.
[00:11:40]  Thank you. The Beer Boss isn't out of beer until Big Money Lick and Tristed are out of money.
[00:11:45]  And we're not out of money Oh
[00:11:53]  , I was testing out your shoe
[00:12:22]  Safe.
[00:12:23]  Haha.
[00:12:24]  She likes it, it's okay.