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Force and Reaction
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| Let me tell you something about the universe. | |
| The universe is all around us. | |
| Even this air right here is a universe. | |
| And what I do, this is how I made half a million dollars today, is I grab the universe right here. | |
| I grab the universe and I squeeze and force. | |
| I force the juice from the universe. | |
| This is why I'm so fucking juicy. | |
| I can do these things. | |
| I grab the universe and I squash and force everything I want from it. | |
| So if I want to be good at fighting, I just go and I grab the universe and I force it to give me the skill I need. | |
| And I force the pussy and the money. | |
| I squeeze the universe. | |
| Just like this and it all comes out. | |
| But what is Newton's third law? | |
| Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. | |
| Correct. | |
| That's the third law. | |
| So, if I'm a man of action, if I'm a man of force, and I force myself into the universe, the universe must have an equal and opposite reaction. | |
| Which means, if I force my power into the universe, and I focus all my energy on being sexy as fuck, the only possible reaction from the universe is tons of pussy. | |
| How can that not be true? | |
| Newton said it. | |
| So it's equal and opposite reaction. | |
| The more you put in, the more it comes out. | |
| And it's the same with pussy, money, everything. | |
| So if you want more girls, you need to put more energy into the universe. | |
| So my question to you is, how are you putting energy into the universe? | |
| Is it just from typing on a computer, or are you doing things? | |
| Are you lifting weights, going places, doing things? | |
| If you force your energy into the universe, the universe will give you back. | |
| This is how I know I'm one of the greatest men on the face of the planet. | |
| The Lord high job protected me. | |
| The universe has told me the amount of sheer energy I have forced into the fabric of the cosmos. | |
| Stop, pause, rewind. | |
| The amount of sheer energy I have forced into the fabric of the cosmos ensures I'm one of the greatest humans to ever walk the face of this planet. | |
| And that is why girls get naked on demand. | |
| Now you can do the same thing. | |
| Energy in. | |
| Newton's third law. | |
| Turn it out, put it on your little wall. | |