I've been doing this tape speech channel a while now, and I know it's not a big channel.
It never will be, because I'm shadowbanned and no one likes what I say.
But sometimes I think of something and I go, have I already done a Tate Speech on that?
And then I think, oh, I should go look, and then I'm too lazy.
Some of you who are really my fans, you've watched all my videos all the way back.
I've got stuff from years ago, loads of stuff.
But I can't remember if I've done this before.
So if I've done this before, forgive me.
But you ain't going to be able to do shit about it, because you ain't got hands like mine.
So if you really want to throw down, you can come do something.
But otherwise, I'm going to start again.
There are a few sayings.
When I say a few, I mean a lot.
There are a lot of sayings which bother me.
They grate on me and they piss me off.
But the one that's probably up there that annoys me the most is she said yes.
I fucking hate when men say that.
Oh my god, she said yes!
Why are you with a bitch that would say no?
Why are you with a woman, paying for her dinner, sleeping next to her every night, not fucking all these hoes, not cheating, behaving yourself, coming home, not hanging out with the boys, you're doing all this shit for that bitch, and you're not a thousand percent sure she would say yes?
And you're sitting there going, I hope, I hope she says yes!
And then if she does, you're happy?
Let me tell you something.
There ain't a bitch alive, there ain't a bitch I've fucked in the last 10 years who wouldn't say yes to me after getting fucked once!
Fuck the relationship!
I can sleep with any bitch out here one solitary time and say, we're gonna get married.
And you know what she's gonna say?
Okay.
Yes, of course she'll say yes.
Why are you fuckers surprised?
If a man is surprised or doubtful she might say yes, or elated that he is lucky enough that she said yes to taking half of his stuff when they break up, then he is a pussy and he's a bitch.
I will never get married anyway because I don't see why a government needs any involvement in my dick.
They already have an involvement in my bank and my cars and my house and everything I do.
Now I can't put my dick where I want without you fucking giving me some fucking headache?
So I don't wanna get married anyway because I don't wanna sling this dick left front until I'm gonna do it.
I'm not gonna sit there and go, ah, if I put my dick in that bitch, then this bitch is gonna go to the government and gonna take half my stuff.
No thank you.
I'm not stupid.
Government needs to stay away from... my equipment.
But!
If you are going to get married, you should not for half a second be doubting.
Oh, she said yes.
Oh, I can't believe she said yes.
I just want to slap these motherfuckers.
You're fucking stupid.
If you're walking down the street with this bitch and someone tries to rape her, you're going to punch the dude and you're going to risk your life trying to protect her.
And you don't know if she's going to say yes to taking half your stuff.
Pussy.
You're a pussy.
You're a pussy.
I will solemnly swear.
I will solemnly swear before the Lord God that there isn't a woman alive I've put my penis in who wouldn't say yes to me.
And I'm not sitting there going, I wonder if she'll say yes.
And if she did say yes, I certainly wouldn't be happy about it.
I'd be fucking distraught because I got more work to do out here on the streets.
Bitches waiting for me to mix it up in a pot than me fucking sitting at home with some hoe.