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Never Tried Drugs
00:03:27
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| I get lots of messages about drugs. | |
| People say to me, Tate, you look like you're on cocaine. | |
| I can't feel my face. | |
| In my life, I've never tried cocaine. | |
| Never even tried it. | |
| Never tried cocaine, never tried weed, never tried meth, never tried any drugs in my life. | |
| Cigars and vodka is all I do. | |
| I've never done drugs because I was always blood tested when I was fighting. | |
| And then when I retired from fighting, I thought, well, I've got to 30 without ever doing drugs. | |
| What's the point in starting now? | |
| So I've never done drugs in my life. | |
| Never even tried them ever, ever. | |
| And I say this and people go to me, ah, but what about the Adderall or these other drugs that help you focus? | |
| They say that we can only access 20% of our brain. | |
| This lets you access all of it. | |
| Just out of curiosity, and that's all. | |
| I was blind, but now I see. | |
| And this is new to me. | |
| The idea of chemically enhancing yourself for focus. | |
| I was like, okay, so how do these drugs work? | |
| I think there's another one that begins with M. Can't remember. | |
| Anyway. | |
| Uh, yeah. | |
| Is Adderall even the right drug? | |
| I can't remember. | |
| If you guys are watching this, you know what I mean. | |
| Like those drugs that people take when they focus and they sit down and they take these drugs for like exams and shit. | |
| Anyway, so a few people were trying to highlight to me how amazing these drugs are and I was talking to them and I was saying, so when you take these drugs, what do you do? | |
| Because I expect it to be like the Limitless movie. | |
| Like you take this drug and all of a sudden you go from being a terrible chess player to being a grandmaster. | |
| You can focus and you start winning loads of chess games. | |
| A tablet a day, and I was limitless. | |
| I had cultural appetites. | |
| Since when do you speak Italian? | |
| I finished my book in four days. | |
| Math became useful. | |
| So, Eddie Mora, what's your secret? | |
| Medication. | |
| What would you do? | |
| So what do you do? | |
| Oh, I get up really early, and I get all my work done, and the house is clean, and I do all my uni work. | |
| You take drugs to clean the house and do your uni work? | |
| What's the fucking point in that? | |
| I can clean the house and do my uni work without drugs! | |
| I didn't go to university. | |
| I was too smart for university. | |
| I told my teacher to fucking suck dick and now I'm much richer than any of them will ever be. | |
| be anyway. But you get my point. | |
| The people who are doing these drugs aren't even doing anything remarkable when they're on the drugs. | |
| They're doing normal stuff. | |
| If you cannot generate enough focus in your life to clean your own house and do your own uni work without needing to take a fucking drug to do it, then you're a dickhead! | |
| If you're gonna take these enhancing drugs, I expect you to do something spectacular while on them. | |
| I expect spectacular results. | |
| I'm not saying don't take them. | |
| Modafinil. | |
| That's one of them. | |
| Modafinil. | |
| Modafinil. | |
| Something like that. | |
| If you're going to take these drugs, I expect you to come at me with a story. | |
| I took it and I could fly through the air like fucking Superman. | |
| Fine. | |
| I took the drug and I finished my homework. | |
| Finish your homework without the drug, you fucking nerd. | |
| Unbelievable. | |
| Most you people lack focus. | |
| You lack the ability to focus on one task for anything longer than a little period of time without fucking getting the desire to jerk off. | |
| Admit it. | |
| You sit at the computer and you're supposed to do your homework and halfway through the fucking homework, you load up Pornhub, start stroking your cock like a little nerd. | |
| That's your problem. | |
| And you think taking this drug will allow you to finish your work so then you can jerk off while on the drug really fast. | |
| It's pathetic! | |
| I've never taken a drug in my life. | |
| I will not alter my brain chemistry. | |
| My neurochemistry is obviously perfectly optimized. | |
| Obviously! | |
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Focus On Homework
00:02:15
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| That is clear. | |
| I am the pinnacle of human performance, both mentally and physically. | |
| So if I'm gonna take a drug that's gonna alter my neurochemistry, I expect to be able to do something far more fantastic than fucking homework! | |
| While we're on the subject of drugs, people also ask me about that ayahuasca shit. | |
| What about ayahuasca and you can go down to South America and see the spirit world? | |
| There is no spirit world, one. | |
| Two, I don't want to go to South America. | |
| I've been all around the world. | |
| I've been to South America for work. | |
| It's a shithole. | |
| And people are like, oh yeah, but you know, it's not a shithole because of the real cultural experiences. | |
| It's a shithole. | |
| I don't want to go. | |
| This ayahuasca crap, what it really is, is people trying to find meaning in nothing because they cannot find meaning in something. | |
| If I need to test myself and learn about myself, I can enter the cage and fight a man and I can learn everything it takes. | |
| I can learn everything I need to know about perseverance and grit and what I'm really made of and my spirituality. | |
| I can understand myself. | |
| You're too pussy to do that, aren't you? | |
| So you'd rather go down to fucking Puerto Rico, drink some brown liquid, throw up all over yourself, and then lie to me about how you saw spirits? | |
| It's supposed to be one of those transformative experiences. | |
| People say that it changes their life. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| That's how you find meaning in life. | |
| I find meaning in life through tests. | |
| I test myself right here in the real world. | |
| Andrew become a world champion. | |
| Andrew become a millionaire. | |
| I test myself and I succeed. | |
| This is how I learn. | |
| You? | |
| No. | |
| You ain't got the balls to do that. | |
| So you go down to fucking... | |
| Where are they fucking? | |
| Honduras. | |
| Some shithole. | |
| And you drink some poison and you throw up and go, oh it's hallucinating and I saw the spirit world and I learned so much about myself and I learned that when I throw up on myself, really inside of my feelings, Please. | |
| Stop doing dumb shit. | |
| If you want to learn about yourself, test yourself. | |
| Right here, right now. | |
| In fact, I'll give you all a test. | |
| If you want a test, I'll give you a test. | |
| Stop being a bitch. | |
| There. | |
| Stop sending me stupid emails about fucking ayahuasca and modafinil and other dumb shit. | |
| If you were me for a fucking fraction of human time, a fraction of human time, you would understand the unlimited power I possess and you wouldn't ask me such stupid fucking questions. | |
| I don't need morphinil. | |