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Revolutionizing Bitch Handling
00:03:20
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| I'm about to do a taint speech, but I can't remember if I've already done this taint speech. | |
| I've been doing this channel a long time. | |
| So maybe I've already discussed this. | |
| So if I've already done this and I'm doing it again, whatever. | |
| But I'm about to revolutionize the way you handle your bitches. | |
| So every man out here knows. | |
| Going through life, you're accidentally pimping on bitches. | |
| It's like these loser dudes are trying to get girls, but when you're a G, you're just accidentally pimping hoes. | |
| You go somewhere, there's some bitch. | |
| She's like, hi. | |
| You're like, yeah, hi. | |
| Yeah, I'm the man. | |
| Oops, you fucker. | |
| Oops. | |
| And now she's in love with you and shit. | |
| The real G's know what I'm saying. | |
| Like, you're pimpin' bitches. | |
| You don't even want to. | |
| So, you're pimpin' bitches. | |
| So, when you're pimpin' bitches like me, it's a full-time job. | |
| You ever tried talking to 30 girls at once? | |
| Like, actually, how are you? | |
| Fine. | |
| Like, 30 bitches. | |
| It's a full-time job. | |
| So, here's what you do. | |
| Elite-level players. | |
| Here's what you do. | |
| You start arguments with them hoes, but you don't start them. | |
| You let them start them. | |
| You know what I'm saying? | |
| You like be a little bit obtuse, a little bit like, you know, just so they go, what's your problem? | |
| And they start some shit. | |
| Then when they start some shit, you get them over and you fuck them. | |
| After you fucked them, you say, listen, bitch, in person, you're fine. | |
| But on WhatsApp, you're always talking crap. | |
| You're always doing my head in. | |
| So I got an idea. | |
| Here's what we're going to do. | |
| I'm going to telegram channel you. | |
| And they're like, why this telegram? | |
| I'm like, download it. | |
| And here's what the G's gotta do. | |
| You get your bitches. | |
| You add them to a telegram channel. | |
| One channel per ho. | |
| Where they can read your messages, but they can't reply. | |
| And you block them everywhere else. | |
| Hear me out! | |
| Then, when you wake up in the morning, you write a generic, good morning, baby. | |
| Got lots to do today. | |
| Gotta patrol the streets. | |
| Gotta flex on the broke boys. | |
| Gotta make money. | |
| Gotta check on my casinos. | |
| Gotta pimp other hoes. | |
| But if I have some time, I might try to see you. | |
| Miss you very much. | |
| Copy and paste it in every channel to every bitch. | |
| And they'll read that shit. | |
| But then they can't go, well, you're always busy. | |
| You're always with other hoes. | |
| They can't reply to you. | |
| Do you not see the brilliance? | |
| All they can do is read it. | |
| Then, when you wanna fuck him, you hit him on the Telegram channel. | |
| We'll be calling you in a few minutes. | |
| Stay by your phone. | |
| Unblock, call, come here, let's fuck. | |
| Actually, I'm tired of you. | |
| Okay, bye. | |
| Boom. | |
| Tell her on the Telegram channel. | |
| When you start behaving yourself, you can email me at this address. | |
| Boom. | |
| If she emails you saying sorry, she gets fucked again. | |
| If she doesn't, move on. | |
| Bang, bang. | |
| Every nigger, pimp, and no, bitches come and go. | |
| No big deal. | |
| You ain't got time to be WhatsAppping these hoes. | |
| What are you doing today? | |
| Oh, I have to go to work today. | |
| Oh, that sounds fun. | |
| How the fuck are you gonna get rich if you're doing that shit? | |
| You ain't got time! | |
| So this is an elite-level game, elite-level tactic that those at the top of the game use. | |
| I have 45 Telegram channels, one ho each, which I copy and paste messages into. | |
| Copy and paste! | |
| Nothing custom. | |
| I ain't putting your name in that motherfucking thing. | |
| Copy and paste. | |