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Close Call on the Mountain
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| Right, I'm going to do a thank you Tate speech, something I've never done before. | |
| I'm going to say thank you to lots of people in Romania who helped me yesterday. | |
| I nearly died. | |
| Genuinely, yesterday was the closest I ever came to death in my entire life. | |
| And I want you to understand that I am the best of the best. | |
| The only reason I am breathing is because I'm a fucking ice-cold professional. | |
| Any of you watching this video, if you were in the same situation I was in, would be dead. | |
| I say with 1000% confidence, I don't know any other motherfucker alive who could have done what I did yesterday. | |
| I'm that good. | |
| So I'm driving. | |
| Now, it's hard to explain how Romanian roads work, but it's a dual carriageway going up a mountain, so when you're coming… There's three lanes on mountains. | |
| The lane coming down is one lane, but the lane coming up the mountains is always two lanes because the trucks go very slowly, they move to the side. | |
| So I'm going up the mountain. | |
| Coming down the mountain is gridlock traffic. | |
| Gridlock. | |
| So, I'm behind the truck. | |
| It breaks into two lanes. | |
| The truck goes to the slow lane. | |
| I come to the fast lane. | |
| I'm in the 911 Turbo 992. | |
| Boom. | |
| I floor it. | |
| Bang. | |
| I'm about 120 miles an hour going up the mountain. | |
| Some fucking idiot, idiot, comes around the bend, coming directly at me head-on the other way. | |
| So, he's in my lane. | |
| He's on my side of traffic because his traffic's gridlocked, and he's flooring his Ferrari 812 Superfast. | |
| 150 miles an hour, heading at traffic in the wrong direction. | |
| So when we go around the corner and I see him, when the Ferrari first appeared, please, I say this without exaggeration, without bravado, I'm driving my car, I go around the corner, and the Ferrari is there. | |
| Right fucking there in front of me. | |
| Bam! | |
| 8.12. | |
| Now. | |
| This is fucking death. | |
| Head-on, 911 Turbo, 812 Superfast, head-on. | |
| Bang! | |
| Head-on. | |
| There's no fucking surviving that. | |
| Even me, with all my supreme strength, would struggle to survive. | |
| This fucking guy was gonna kill us both. | |
| He's on my side of the road, 150 miles per hour, at traffic. | |
| Fucking absolutely unbelievable. | |
| So when the Ferrari appears, let me tell you what amateurs do, because you're all amateurs. | |
| I'm a fucking professional. | |
| Amateurs always do the same thing in cars. | |
| When something happens that they're unsure about or they don't like, they press the brake. | |
| Now I can tell you this because when I drive the way I drive, I drive very fast, but I don't drive on the wrong fucking side of the road. | |
| But when I drive very fast and I'm zipping in and out of cars, let's say there's a person in the car and they see me behind in the rear view zipping in and out very quickly, They start to panic because they see a Lambo coming up out of nowhere, and they press the brake. | |
| Even though there's nothing in front of them. | |
| Because somebody's coming up behind them really quickly, they just press the brake. | |
| People press the brake. | |
| That's what they do. | |
| In this scenario, if I would have touched the brake, it's over. | |
| There's no time. | |
| You cannot brake. | |
| The Ferrari is… Without exaggeration, I could see the man's face. | |
| The Ferrari was so fucking close. | |
| The Ferrari is there! | |
| There's no time to brake. | |
| Brake what? | |
| So I'm driving, Ferrari appears, and I'll give you—this is real world. | |
| I'm driving, Ferrari—in fact, it was a left-hand turn. | |
| Driving, left-hand turn, Ferrari appears, and I fucking hard bang full right lock the Porsche 911 and lose control of the car. | |
| This is why I'm the best. | |
| I'm saying this without bravado. | |
| I mean this. | |
| What I did yesterday was fucking legendary. | |
| If it was—if I had a dashcam, it would be a million—a billion hits on YouTube. | |
| I'm having dashcams installed in every car tomorrow. | |
| I fucking full lock the Porsche right. | |
| Lose control of the Porsche. | |
| As I'm fighting to regain control of the Porsche, I'm heading for the concrete barrier. | |
| While I'm fighting to regain control of the Porsche, I glance at my rear view and I see him. | |
| He's lost control of the Ferrari. | |
| This is the difference. | |
| I regain control of my car without hitting anything. | |
| Regain control of my car without hitting anything. | |
| He slid off into a truck. | |
| Now, that's not the end of the fucking story. | |
| Because I was furious this motherfucker almost killed me. | |
| And this is a thank you to Romania because my network and connections in Romania are unrivaled. | |
| I put the following videos on Instagram and offered a 5,000 euro cash reward. | |
| And within a few hours we had located this idiot. | |
| We had found him and we found his car. | |
| This shows that money talks. | |
| We found him, we found his car, and I left a note on his car telling him he's a stupid bitch. | |
| And if he continues to drive that way, he's gonna regret it. | |
| Because if I see any more stories, I'm thinking it personal, about this guy risking the lives of fucking families and children, driving head-on into traffic, I'll fucking deal with him myself. | |
| I'm a fucking professional. | |
| If there was anyone else in my position, That person would have died. | |
| My only regret is that this guy doesn't hit a fucking tree. | |
| I want him to hit a tree and be gone. | |
| The guy is fucking dangerous. | |
| Unreal. | |
| Unreal levels of stupidity. | |
| Because there's money, yes, you can have money, but you still must have a brain. | |
| And people like this are a fucking liability. | |
| He can kill, you listen, kill me. | |
| That would be devastating. | |
| Kill a fucking family or some children. | |
| If there was a woman driving, Unbelievable. | |
| Unbelievable the levels of stupidity some people operate at. | |
| But this is a thank you to all of Romania because we found him. | |
| He's been notified of the fact he's a stupid bitch. | |
| We've confirmed he crashed his car when I didn't because I'm fucking professional and he's a little punk. | |
| And on top of it all, now he is marked for death. | |
| Steven Seagal, marked for death. | |
| Any more stories about this guy driving like a fucking cunt, I'm dealing with him personally. | |