And if you're watching this, you're probably locked in your house too, because something unprecedented has happened.
This is the first global shutdown, result of a pandemic, a global pandemic, that any of us have ever experienced.
I don't believe this has ever happened before.
There's been pandemics, but certainly not in modern times, with a global shutdown.
So you see, The whole world has been affected by what's happening.
And if you scroll through Facebook and you scroll through Twitter, what you see is a whole bunch of fucking emergency staff doing synchronized TikToks, little dances, trying to be funny and cute.
Some things are not funny and some things are not cute, like life and death.
The people who are supposed to be keeping us alive and are supposed to be instilling Confidence in our medical service are more interested in pandering for attention and likes on social media than they are taking their job seriously.
If there's one job you should take seriously every single day, it's being a medical professional.
If there's one time you should take it more seriously than you normally take it, it's during the first ever global pandemic of the new modern era.
And instead, these losers want to put on uniforms and take time out of their day to practice little dances and do them in sync to get attention.
All this is doing is reminding me of a very unpleasant fact.
Half of the people in the world have a below-average IQ.
Half of you watching it have a below-average IQ.
The law of average ensures half of the people are below it.
That means half the people who work in the hospital probably have a below-average IQ.
They're not even high-paid jobs.
And if people are going there, they've got low IQs, and they think, ooh, do I save lives?
Ooh, but I could do a TikTok.
Ooh, hey, hey.
This is all the kind of crap I want to see right now.
Everyone's lives have been turned upside down.
I'm stuck at my house.
People are losing their companies, going out of their jobs.
The economy's in a mess.
And you think you make the world better doing these stupid TikToks?
You're supposed to be instilling confidence in the medical system.
If my grandparent had COVID-19 and was in the hospital, on the edge of death, do you think I'd feel better seeing these stupid videos?
Do you think it's gonna make me feel better?
Or are these gonna make me feel worse?
There's two possible scenarios.
One, the media is lying to us and that the hospitals are not in turmoil and there are not bodies anywhere because people have all the time in the world to not only record these videos, but practice them, rehearse them, discuss them.
You do this bit and I'll do this bit.
Oops, let's wait, start again.
You do this, like how much time do these people have?
Either there is no virus or there is a virus.
Hospitals are busy and people are dying and these psychopaths are so concerned with likes on TikTok and views on YouTube that they don't give a shit.
They're taking people's grandparents who are dying 30, 40, 50 a day, shoving them into boxes to go off and be cremated and jumping back in front of the TikTok.
Pick yourself up and dust yourself off and back in the saddle.
You're on the front line.
Everyone's watching.
It's not a big fucking joke.
Life and death is not a big fucking joke.
Global pandemic is not a big fucking joke.
You're not lightening the mood.
You're not taking your job as seriously as you could.
And there are some times in life, as a responsible adult, you should drop the dumb shit and focus.
I assure you, this is a plea to anyone who works in the medical service, we need you more now than ever.
If you're sitting there considering doing a TikTok for views, I guarantee if you try hard enough and look around the hospital ward, there's something you can do which is more important, more productive, and is genuinely going to help the country.