July 6, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
03:02
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| Time | Text |
|---|---|
| Balls of water for drinking. | |
| If you're thirsty, you're dehydrated. | |
| I have this thing where if I ever find myself thirsty and dehydrated, what I do is I drink the whole bottle at once. | |
| And the reason I do this is to rehydrate myself, because the reason I'm thirsty is because I'm dehydrated. | |
| I don't understand full-grown men who are, get thirsty, get their little bottle of water, their Evian, like some kind of fucking status symbol. | |
| Like, ooh, look, I've got Evian. | |
| Have a sip, and then walk around with it for another 45 minutes. | |
| Another sip. | |
| I thought you were thirsty, motherfucker! | |
| I thought you were dehydrated! | |
| Hydrate yourself! | |
| Boom, boom, boom, boom! | |
| Bang! | |
| Done! | |
| Hydrated! | |
| Fucking objective complete! | |
| What are you walking around with? | |
| It's a fucking fashion symbol for it! | |
| And I know this seems like a pet peeve, well I guess it is, but I don't understand! | |
| You are thirsty, and you want to hydrate your body. | |
| You can complete that task in three seconds! | |
| Next time you're thirsty and you buy a bottle of water, drink the water and throw the bottle away. | |
| Why are you walking around with the bottle? | |
| You need your hands free. | |
| What if you have to grab a girl's ass or punch a dude in the face? | |
| What if you're not combat ready? | |
| Walking around with your fucking... It's gay! | |
| It's pointless! | |
| A little sip here, a little sip there. | |
| I don't understand the point. | |
| Complete the objective. | |
| That's what life is about. | |
| Get rich. | |
| Fuck the girl. | |
| Fucking take the hill. | |
| Conquer the mountain. | |
| Complete the objective. | |
| The objective is to rehydrate. | |
| Objective complete in three seconds flat. | |
| I ain't walking around with some little fucking bottle of water, sipping away at the little douchebag. | |
| It's bullshit. | |
| I bet most of you motherfuckers do this. | |
| You're going to catch yourself doing it now. | |
| You've watched this video now. | |
| I've changed your brain. | |
| Next time you buy water and you have a sip, and then like three minutes later you see, I'm still holding this water. | |
| I thought I was thirsty. | |
| And eventually you're going to end up like me. | |
| Me and Tristan walk in a store, two bowls of water, we're going to pay for them, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, th Fuck, why is he drinking all that water? | |
| Because I'm thirsty! | |
| That's why I fucking bought it! | |
| Dumbass! | |
| Fuck, what the fuck's wrong with people? | |
| It's not me and Tristan walking to the store. | |
| Bang! | |
| Two waters, two beers! | |
| Duh-duh! | |
| Duh-duh! | |
| Dumb! | |
| Out! | |
| Don't be walking around with balls of water and shit, sipping away at the little pussy. | |
| That's some feminine bullshit. | |
| It's unnecessary. | |
| Take shinkai.net. | |
| The products on there, every single one of them is absolutely top quality. | |
| We have the PhD course, which is guaranteed to change your perspective and change your dynamics with women. | |
| If you want more women, get the PhD course. | |
| My fitness program, I don't go to the gym. | |
| I stay in perfect condition with 30 minutes of exercise a day from home. | |
| The fitness program allows you to stay in shape, without messing around, without driving to the gym, in the comfort of your own home, 30 minutes a day. | |
| The chess program, you need to understand why chess must be mastered. | |
| And if you don't understand, watch the chess video. | |
| As for the t-shirts, mugs, everything else, there's nothing better than walking around with a Tate t-shirt on and one knows you're not a bitch. |
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