Ray, a Taiwanese streamer and Streamer of the Year winner, debates Pepsi vs. Coke while teasing his open Diddy party—mocking "every racist" as guests—before pivoting to Taiwan’s semiconductor dominance and his "spy" humor. He dismisses early streaming legends like JJ Styles but credits Jack Doherty, then ranks Asian cultures (Taiwanese at the top) while joking about LGBTQ+ rights and China’s untrustworthiness. The conversation spirals into racial stereotypes ("ching chong"), military training, and viral swing-set moments before he fantasizes about a U.S.-Taiwan war, moon landings with "gay aliens," and a noodle-anal sex food truck. Ending on CarShield ads and $10K Chinese New Year gifts to parents, Ray blends chaos, cultural pride, and unfiltered humor into a streamer’s life manifesto. [Automatically generated summary]
DJ or via like via like more like classical music?
You think violin?
Nah, nah, nah.
That's not old shit.
Wait, how old are you?
I'm old.
I'm 40.
I'm 50.
I'm going to die soon.
50?
Yeah.
Now, don't say that.
Don't say that you're going to die soon.
I'm 45.
Oh, my God.
Look at me.
Look at me from this side.
You don't look like all of your bro.
You look like 30.
You're like 35.
I feel young, dude.
45?
Yeah.
Damn, man.
Having a body in the grave.
I know, bro.
It's a waste up only.
You double my age.
You know that?
Am I really?
Yeah, I'm 20 years old.
I'm just in 20.
Congratulations, man.
Thank you, bro.
Congratulations to you, bro.
Thank you.
All the success, podcast, for me, and life.
I appreciate it, man.
Yeah, man.
And welcome.
Yeah, we got Ray, Ray, Asian guy.
Ray Asian guy.
Nah, nah.
Just call me Ray.
Just Ray.
Yeah, yeah, you don't like Ray Asian guy anymore?
No, I like him with Ray Asian boy.
Ray Asian boy, yeah, but but I don't really like that, so I'll just call me Ray.
Would you ever change it to like Ray Asian man?
Like, would that be the thing you think?
No, it don't sound right.
It don't, it don't, feel me, it don't sound right.
Yeah, yeah.
How about you?
Um, your name's Theo Vong, right?
Yeah, but I would you ever change to Uncle Theo Vong or some like Uncle Theo Vong, the country guy?
Oh, maybe so.
Yeah, maybe, I don't know.
I think at a certain, if I got a farm or something, I could do something like that.
Uncle Theo's country hotel or something, open up a business.
That would be fine.
Yeah, quick question.
Like, are you from Nashville?
I'm from Louisiana.
Also, you're racist.
Am I racist?
Oh, I wouldn't say that.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, I've had, like, I wouldn't say, I would say, I don't mind a little racism.
Me too.
Yeah.
Beautiful.
Yeah.
I'm glad we found it.
Quick question.
Now, you've been saying the N-word?
No, no, no, no.
I mean, I've thought it pretty loud a couple times, but I don't say it.
Like, we don't gotta lie.
We don't gotta lie right now.
Like, you've definitely said it before, right?
I have.
I don't think I've said.
I don't remember.
I'll tell you this.
If I've never, maybe if I was like at the dentist's office when they give you that stuff, you know?
What stuff?
You know, at the dentist's office, when they give you the um for your molars or whatever, Novocaine.
Novocaine.
Yeah.
Okay.
And then, you know, sometimes you say stuff or whatever.
But no, I don't say it, man.
There was a time.
And you want to say it, like, but like, you just control it.
I don't think it's worth saying.
Yeah, but I'm going to keep it about you.
I say it one time.
You say it one time?
Yeah, I say it one time.
On stream.
On stream.
I've seen a song.
I got ho, you know, you know, yeah.
Yeah.
I seen that song and it was on stream.
I just said how are I'm not even saying the n-word, I said the whole R by accident.
I think if you're, bro, if you're singing, what time was it?
Was it past 8 p.m.?
Yeah.
It was past 8 p.m.
It wasn't, but it was in Japan, though.
It wasn't here.
It was in Japan.
So I think if it's a certain time at night, they should have an hour or something where you can sing.
Oh, I can say nah, it should be one day.
Everybody can say it.
That'll be fine.
I'm going to be spamming.
Oh, what's up?
Feel me?
I'm going to be spamming that shit like that.
I hope we can make it.
Definitely, you and me should do a collab where we like, no, we can't do like a.
We can't do an in-word collab, bro.
Ray, you're setting me up, bro.
Nah, I'm not a spy, bro.
I am a spy, but like, we don't gotta say it out loud.
Like, but we already said it.
Oh, my God.
I mean, damn, bro.
Let's start over.
Yeah, let's start over.
Let's restart.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We'll keep it in, but we'll restart.
Wait, let's do a quick intro.
Okay.
Okay.
Here today, uh, with a young guy, uh, baby Ray, some people call him Just Ray.
Uh, they some people used to call him Ray Asian boy, Ray Asian baby.
They don't, that's just Ray now, though, bro.
That's Ray.
Um, he's out of Taiwan.
Yeah, he's probably the number one, uh, he's the number one Taiwanese streamer.
He just won Streamer of the Year.
No, I didn't win streamer, yeah.
No, speed one, yeah, speed one.
I win, I win reality show or some shit.
They won like reality.
I'm okay, but I forgot what I win, bro.
Yeah, it don't matter, man.
Like, life is about living life and being happy, bro.
Yeah, like this, like, fuck that shit, bro.
We here, we are, yep, nah, nah, nah, fuck them.
Yeah, yeah.
Never mind.
Yeah, never mind.
Yep.
Right here, I'm with my uncle three.
Fuck.
I forgot to pronounce because I'm not from here.
I'm an immigrant.
I know.
T-H-E-O.
How do I pronounce like TO or to?
Oh, how would you pronounce it in Taiwan?
You need to think.
T-H-E-O.
Tong.
Dong.
Vang.
Dong Fang.
Dong Fang.
Yeah, bro.
Dong Vong.
Dong Fang.
I'm here with Uncle Dong Fang.
You feel me?
Yeah, Taiwan.
I hope I'm having a good time, man.
BLM, homie.
Let's get it, bro.
Yeah, back here.
My shout out to the blacks, Dominican, Puerto Ricans, Africans.
Who else?
Braden Martin, Rosa Park.
Yeah.
Rosa Parks.
Who else?
I'm trying to think.
Oh, who's the guy who's Nate Robinson?
I like the basketball player.
Yeah.
Okay.
He was like the original Kai Sanat, probably.
Why you say that?
Bro, Nate had to jump so Kai could run.
Yeah.
Bro, bring up Nate Robinson, bro.
It don't even make sense, though.
But, bro, I'm talking about.
Wait, they play basketball.
Kai shrim.
Like, you don't even.
I'm just talking about science and history right now.
You're talking about the height.
Look at this guy, bro.
Look at that.
He is nice, though.
They call him baby Snicker because he was chocolate and nuts, bro.
He got more bunnies than Easter.
He is resilient.
Bro, I'd be hoping.
I got a black jeans, man.
I got an Asian jeans.
I got a small dick.
I cannot jump.
I cannot hope.
Like, damn, I just hope I can get back jeans.
I can't have that BBC.
I big that dick, bro.
It would weigh you down right now, though.
I don't think your body can handle it if you had it on you.
No, I feel like if I could handle it if I got a big dick, bro.
No, you'd probably have to wear suspenders or something with it.
What's that?
Specific.
It's like if you can't hold, it's called suspenders.
Suspenders.
Yes.
Okay.
It's like a special thing.
If your body can't hold something up, you got to have suspenders.
There you go.
So if I had holding a dick type shit.
You would have to, probably, bro.
Your body's not going to be able to support a big weight.
Yeah, I feel that.
I feel that.
I feel that.
You know what I'm saying?
I could handle it.
I can handle it.
You feel me?
Uh-uh.
I don't feel you at all.
I don't think you could.
If you came in with a big dick, your back would be hurt and all that.
But I'm not talking about like that big, like two down here.
I'm talking about like a good 10, a good 15.
15 is insane, brother.
How?
That's a good size.
What do you want?
Carpenter going to be using it to just do measurements and build stuff, bro.
15 is a hat.
15 is a lot.
Nah, 15 is.
Then, if you're having sex, some of your wiener is going to be outside of the vagina and it's going to get cold.
I mean, I mean, I mean, because my shit is small.
For me, I want a big dick for now.
But you might have a big dick in your country, do you?
I don't think they have a big dick in my country.
Everybody Asian, you know, what they say about Asian, Asian got small dick.
They got that semiconductor, huh?
Yeah, bro.
Does white have big dick?
Sometimes every now and then you get a guy who just did something different.
I fuck with that.
I fuck with that.
Based on recent data, the average erect penis in Taiwan is 4.9 inches.
Based on penis size, average is 4.9.
Yeah.
Wait, that's not bad, right?
No, bro.
I think y'all got tricked online of thinking y'all got little wieners over there.
Actually, it's big.
Y'all got that scampy, baby.
Nah, nah, shrimp means like small dick.
I know, but I'm saying I think people tricked you guys to think that.
Oh, yeah.
It's kind of like Asian got small dick, but whole time, they got big dick.
No, no, no.
No, they got still pretty small dick, but just not that small.
But it's okay, though.
Like, you can use it.
Regular dick, yeah, use it.
That's what I'm saying.
That's that's all it matters.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Look, I agree with you, brother.
Not that.
Okay, let's start the interview then.
So what I'm saying.
So we haven't started it.
No, no.
Oh, we're just talking some bullshit.
Yeah, we're just talking some bullshit, but we have started, but we haven't started.
Let's just start it for real.
Okay, let's start for real.
All right.
I'm here with my nephew right here right now.
First of all, the first Taiwanese guy we've ever had on this podcast.
So I want to say, thank you for coming, bro.
Appreciate you, bro.
Do you feel like streaming is the future of podcasting, bro?
Do you feel like it's kind of like a next element?
Because like when I was your age, they didn't have podcasting.
I mean, they kind of had like radio, but then podcasting started.
Do you think streaming is like the next evolution of that?
Or have you even thought about that?
I mean, 100%.
But streaming is way different than podcast.
So I feel like streaming, you can do it wherever you want.
You can go outside, travel around the world, walk outside with like interacting with people.
But podcasts, I feel like podcast is like sitting down, have a talk, have chatting.
Actually, it's different things, but I've heard definitely streaming is like a big thing.
I don't know how to say it, but like, you know what I mean, right?
Yeah, streaming?
Streaming is like the next big thing.
Oh, for sure.
It's a new thing.
Yeah.
Yeah, streaming is the big, yeah.
Like, I mean, how long has streaming been going, actually?
And who was the first streamer?
Do you know?
I don't know.
Bro, probably some OG, PewDiePie.
I don't know.
Who was the first streamer?
Because Fouzi died, didn't he?
Foozi?
He didn't die.
He's still alive.
Oh, man.
People have said he's dead.
He died a couple times.
I know he died once by the mall.
He died over there.
Wait, do you know JJ Style?
No, never heard of him.
JJ Styles is considered.
Who the fuck is that?
I thought he was a wrestler.
JJ Styles is considered one of the earliest, if not the first, gaming streamers.
In 1993, at age 12, he hosted a public access TV show called Video Games and More in Arizona.
That's crazy.
I don't know about that.
What do you mean?
I think it's fake.
I don't know if it's fake, but I've never heard about that guy.
Yeah, me too.
Like, if I know, I'll definitely know.
But I never heard of JJ Style.
Meet the original Twitch streamer from 1993.
Yeah, I can see that we have a color of rare intelligence.
Before Twitch, before Justin TV in 2007, way back in the 90s, public access shows were all the rage.
And 12-year-old Arizonan JJ Styles, aka Zot the Avenger, hosted a gaming show he ingeniously titled Video Games and More.
Hello, it's me, Zach the Avenger, once again with another episode of Video Games and More.
Oh, wait, so that kid JJ Style.
That kid's JJ Style, yeah.
He's a legend.
First Bill Dude, clap it up, bro.
You're a legend, bro.
I don't know if he did.
I will clap for him.
Respect to him.
I don't know.
I bet he's on peptides or whatever now, but hopefully he's doing good.
I hope to.
But like, who do you guys consider the first streamer?
First streamer, like, whoever shrinks first on the platform.
So who was the first Twitch streamer then?
Like, I'm just wondering if there was like a, you know, was there like a George Washington of it or something?
Or who was like the Christopher Columbus of streaming, you know?
Or Bruce Lee.
Yeah.
I'll say I'll say Jack Doherty.
Okay.
Yeah.
He probably the first streamer, whoever did it.
Yeah.
Jack Doherty.
First Streamer Mystery00:12:27
Jack Doherty from, is that that kid that's always getting in fights and hiding it, like putting his girls in cars and stuff?
Yeah, That kid.
He probably the first streamer.
Wow.
He's a legend.
Yeah, he a legend.
I'll say he's a legend.
Yeah, he's always getting rid of his bitches, dude.
Every other episode, he's like, I'm putting that bitch gone.
And guess what's behind this curtain?
And it's another bitch back there.
Oh, my God.
Uncle, you tap in.
I mean, there he is right there, mug shot.
That's him?
Dude, he always will, he'll like tickle somebody and then hide behind a big black.
Yeah, yeah.
What do you mean by that?
Big backup?
One of his security guards.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Dude, he'll always like walk off from the security guard and then get snuck by somebody.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He has a crazy life, though.
So he's considered the first streamer then.
Yeah, he's the first streamer.
Okay, bet.
Yeah.
I didn't know.
I didn't know what was going on.
Wait, so you'd be like, nah.
No, but I watch it, dude.
Know, I kind of see what's going on.
Um, you know, I got to link up with Speed one time when he was in town.
So you know, there's stuff like you kind of see what's going on and i'm curious about it because it's the future.
It's like yeah, you know, to not know what the future is would be kind of bizarre, to not be curious about it.
Yeah, you know yeah, and you kind of quick question, yeah, would you hop out on stream after this podcast with me?
Yeah, I would do something.
Yeah, what do you should, what should we do?
Maybe go for a walk or something?
Um, you can show me around Nashville, show me what you've been doing, like offline golf and go golfing fishing, whatever you do like yeah, i'll be down.
If we could fish, that'd be dope.
You can go buy the worms.
You can buy the, the yeah, fishing rod, fishing fishing rod.
Oh, I think I got some.
I got some shit in my truck.
Actually, are you a country guy?
Because I, I think I think you're a country guy.
Like I can like by your face, by your dress, like the whole body and by the house, I feel like you're a country guy.
Let me think if I am, and you got an accent too.
You got a country kind of accent.
I got a country.
Are you very America, American?
Yeah, we grew up just like in our area was just like kind of black and white.
It wasn't like real redneck, so it wasn't like you know, shooting guns and like you know um, driving n-words or whatever redneck.
Yeah, it was more.
It wasn't like um wait, is that racist?
If I say, if you say what redneck redneck, some people consider it racist.
I don't know if I do okay, but some people would okay okay yes, to some people that's like the n-word to some white people.
You know oh oh, i'm sorry, but if I, if I offense, offense to you like no man, i'm okay, I don't identify as that.
I just identify kind of like as rural.
It's like yeah, I feel you just kind of rural uncle, I will, I will let you call me a ching chong.
I'll give it a pass.
Really yeah, just call it one time, it's okay, I know you want to do it, I don't want to do it, it's okay.
Like like, i'm cool, like you feel me, i'm gonna give it a pass.
You can say ching chong, I would not say I would.
Probably I would think of something better than that I?
I let me see like I would think, like chop, chop.
Look at this little chop chop chip chop chip, chop.
Abraham Chinkin, you like I, I like that, I got, I like that.
Chip chop, chip Chop, okay.
Chip chop because it's more it's more like I don't like ching chong that much.
Why?
I would maybe call you like a slot machine boy or something like that.
Something that Asian people like to do.
Look at this little kind of slot machine.
Look at this little slot machine.
Yeah.
What do you mean by that?
Like we slur like no, I'm just thinking out loud.
This is a horrible conversation to be in.
Dude, you know what?
You know what I realized with you?
Like what?
Like you like to like really examine racism and like stand.
Like usually racism, it's just like somebody like, you know, you run through, you like racism is just like you take a step in and you're out.
But you like to go stand in the racism.
You know what?
I love everybody.
I love every culture.
I respect every culture.
That's for me.
I feel it's a I do feel that energy from you.
Well, that's the thing I noticed about you is you bring a lot of people together, man.
All types of people like you, you know?
I could feel that.
I hope so.
I'm trying my best.
I feel that energy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What when it comes to Asian folks, how do you rank them?
Bring up a couple Asians.
Bring up a batch of Asian.
Bring us up a batch.
So, so you mean like every racist?
How, how?
Oh my God, you know, you know, you know him?
I don't know him.
That's Jay Chow.
You know, you know, you know, fun fact.
Me and him was in the same school.
What is my mother?
In school.
So he's Taiwanese.
Yeah, he's Taiwanese too.
We're in the same exact school.
We graduated the same high school.
We got the same teacher.
What kind of guy was he?
I never met him before.
I want to make him because he's a legend.
Oh, you not at the same time, different time.
He's a singer.
Oh, cool.
He is Jay Chow.
Yeah.
And people right now, people in Taiwan compare me to him.
Because we from the same school, we're from the same place.
And then he's a legend too.
Shout out to you.
What's up, Jay Chow?
Nice to see you, brother.
Yeah.
So where do you like Taiwanese?
Japan, I'm trying to think of what else they have.
They have Japanese, oh, Japanese, Vietnamese.
Like, what is this one?
I feel that's Japanese.
Okay.
And how do you guys, how do you?
That probably Yakuzi or some shit.
Yakuzi, the gangster in Japan, Japanese.
Yeah, that's badass.
Yeah, that's badass.
He looks like he can whoop your ass.
Oh, I bet he could fucking hoop as well, dude.
Nah, I don't think he can hoop.
He looks like he can do some shops.
He'll fucking carve a hoop in your neck, homie.
That dude looks like he'll shoot a three-pointer right through your fucking spine with that knife, big dog.
I don't think he'll hoop, though.
What about this guy?
Who is that?
That's the president of China.
And where does China rank?
Like, that's what China ranks.
I'm a kid, but I don't want to lie, bro.
I rank China down there, bro.
Down at the bottom?
It's like, not they call it, but like, like, like, their personality, like, how do I say it?
Like, they're just not really a good person.
That's what I feel like.
Well, come.
Yeah.
And what about I feel as Philippine or some shit?
Oh, Filipinos.
Cambodian?
I fucking Philippines.
Philippines.
I remember top five.
Top five.
What about Korean?
Ooh, look at this little fucking biscuit.
Look at this dog treat right here, huh?
What do you mean by that?
No, I'm just saying you got this shit flying out.
So you just call him fat?
No, look at this little.
I mean, he is fat, though, but like.
Look at this little Jaundice juice box right here, boy.
He looks like a fucking juice box, right?
Yo.
Nah, why he faces like nah.
His face looks like a pork buns.
Oh, yeah, he does.
He got poor punk face.
He got pork pump.
Yes.
He got poked pompe.
Pok pump?
Yeah.
A BTS.
And these guys are what?
Koreans.
Okay.
How do Koreans rank?
I'll ramp five, a good top five.
Because they're competitive.
A lot of business people.
Over there?
Strict responsibilities.
Yeah, Korean people vary responsibilities.
I didn't know about that.
Yeah, like they want the kids to do well.
That's why I didn't stay around.
You, uncle?
Okay, you're going to teach me some old stuff.
Some small stuff.
I don't know.
I do stream.
I don't care.
I don't care about all that.
But like, if we stay around you, I'll be knowing all the like smart.
Yeah, the history.
Yes.
Yes.
Bro, we'll turn you into a little redneck as well, boy.
A little country boy.
I will be down.
Because you're already named Ray.
Ray is the most popular, like one of the most country names in the world.
It is?
Yeah, Ray.
Come here, Ray.
You just put some letters together.
Nah.
My last name is Ray.
R-U-E-I.
And so I change it to Ray.
It makes sense.
Feel me?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Or Indians.
Wait.
Yeah.
And how does Indians?
I don't think I don't think they like we Asians, like we fuck them, but like, I wouldn't say they Asians.
Yeah.
They more like they own continent.
Oh, who is this?
Oh, that's Laoshin.
What the fuck is that?
I don't know either, bro.
Le Yoshi.
Let's keep.
They don't even.
I don't care, but have you ever been to Japan?
Yeah.
How are you liking it?
I liked it, man.
They got everything clean, nice.
A lot of Japanese people friendly.
Yes.
Yeah, they so friendly.
One thing about Taiwanese too, like they're friendly.
They are?
Yeah, they are.
You should go.
Are they accepting of if American people go there?
Yes, yes.
They love black people and white people.
They love fortune.
Like, if the bitches see you white, you got a white dick, they're gonna be like, oh, well, oh, you feel me?
Oh, they want that, huh?
Yeah, they want a white stroke.
They want that chop chop.
No, no, no.
I'm a chop chop.
Oh, yeah.
You, you like a he-how.
Oh, they like that.
Hee-how?
Yeah, like some cowboy shit.
Hee how?
Yeah, huh?
Put some straw around my penis, huh?
Yes.
Put a little lasso on it.
Who is this guy?
What is that?
Vietnamese.
That's Jason Win.
It is.
Yeah, Jason Wing.
Yeah, he's from Vietnamese, bro.
He's Vietnamese.
And how do you guys view Vietnamese people?
They cool.
We got no problem about it.
They cool.
Okay.
So, who's y'all's biggest nemesis?
Like, who's kind of the art?
Like, Batman versus Joker.
Like, if y'all are Batman, then who's the like?
Who's the Taiwan in China?
Okay.
They got history behind it.
And they kind of like beefing.
Yeah.
But me personally, I don't really care.
So you don't carry that energy around with you, really?
Yeah, I don't really care, bro.
But you know it.
Yeah, I know it.
I know it.
It's in the cabinet.
Bad.
Oh, my God.
That's my other uncle.
You know him?
Oh, yeah.
That's Uncle Roger.
Yes, that's my other uncle, bro.
Shout out to you, Uncle Roger.
Bro, he's.
Hi, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
What's his song?
What's that song?
See if you can find that song.
Wait, have you ever met him before?
Yeah, bro.
Uncle Roger came here.
He was hilarious, bro.
He's great.
Yeah, I follow him.
This is his song right here, bro.
This is his anthem, bro.
This is a summer anthem.
Play it up.
Wait, can you read the title for me?
I can't really see.
I can't see either right now.
I don't think that's Uncle Roger.
I see that's something.
This is his.
No, this is his favorite song.
I don't think that's Uncle Roger, though.
Bro, I'm telling you, bro.
I didn't see no engineer.
That's sexy red right there.
Okay.
Hey.
That's fucking Shy Gillias Alexander, bro.
Everybody in this bitch.
It's a okay.
Hey, okay.
But I don't think the Uncle Roger.
But no, this is a bunch of black folks.
That's all you see.
That's all you see, twin.
I'm just saying that they can be gay too.
This is the truth, bro.
Hold on, you're touching off the ride.
You said she's a good song.
I'm telling you, bro.
Uncle Roger put me on this shit.
Nah, that's tough.
Tomorrow.
That's enough right there, bro.
We ain't giving it all to him.
Wait, have you ever been doing a podcast for?
Seven years.
Because I'm trying to get to know you.
I feel like.
Okay.
If I have on a podcast, I want to get to know you too.
For respect to older?
Yeah.
Elder, elder.
Elder.
Yeah, you could say elder.
So you've been doing podcasts for seven years.
So what?
But I've been doing comedy for almost 20 years.
Oh, yeah.
Wait, my bad.
My phone.
My shit ringing.
Oh, bro.
Y'all make them.
You could do whatever you want with them.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
You're right.
You're right.
You probably got an unlimited phone, bro.
Nah, honestly.
If you're in Taiwanese, I bet you got 200 fucking phones.
Nah, nah, I'm from Taiwan, but I don't make the phone though as a partner.
Quick question for you.
Growing up, were there actual factories and stuff where people are making a lot of electronic stuff?
Or is that just a myth that we hear in America?
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There's a park called Taichong.
They make all the like 3Cs, the computer, the chips.
They all made that in that area.
So is it very common that a lot of people go work in those types of places?
Yeah, you know, yes, like that.
But, you know, people work there, they got paid high.
Like, they pick so many money, but they'll go ball after like 10 years.
Oh, the social.
They'll go bulk.
Yes, because it's very stressed.
Did you ever know somebody that worked there?
So it's like a common thing?
Nah, I don't know nobody worked there.
Got it.
Yeah, but I know these players are like, they teach us back in the day in school.
They just tell us, let part know for making those chips and computer and stuff.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
Do they have lesbians in Taiwan?
Yeah.
Taiwan is the first country who accept gay to marriage.
Is it really?
Yeah, in Asian, the first country.
First Asian country.
Oh, wow.
So Taiwan is a very progressive country.
That's what I'm saying.
I support all the LGBTQ, the gays, the lesbians.
Shout out to y'all, man.
I mean, I've been doing gay shit sometimes because I support him.
That's why I do gay shit.
Yeah, I think, look, I think you can not do gay shit and still support him.
But also, if you're going to do it, look, bro, play the song again from Uncle Rod.
You know what I'm saying, bro?
That's what you got to do, bro.
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Is it popular to have a big family in Taiwan or just a little family?
With your cousin or without your cousin, no, like with the, yeah, like, do people, does your, do your parents have a lot of siblings?
Like, did you have a lot of siblings?
Me, I don't have siblings.
I'm only child.
Yes.
So I be growing up like that.
Jesus, only child.
Look it up.
Was Jesus an only child?
Wait, are you an only child?
No.
You got siblings?
I got three siblings.
Yeah.
How'd I feel growing up?
Because I don't got to experience that.
Whether Jesus was an only child is a subject of debate.
So who knows, bro?
But I think he was so, he was the most popular one.
I bet his brother was like, dang, I ain't even going out of the house.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
If Jesus is your brother, what are you going to do?
You can do whoever.
But I know, but still, you don't want to be like just milling around on his shit all day.
What do you mean?
You don't want to be.
Are you going to be named by Jesus' brother?
You would want to do your own thing.
You know, if Jesus is doing his thing, you would probably want to do something unique to you.
Maybe do music or something.
I don't know.
If Jesus was my brother, I'll do whoever I like.
Right.
But would you try to do the same thing?
Like, oh, I'm going to be a savior.
Like, I'm saying, would you try to go down the same road?
If I got a chance, I would, I would save people.
That's true.
Can say people, i'll say people.
Yeah, you're right.
Yeah, so I got a question for you.
Yeah, like growing up as an America yeah, what's like a America culture or like something like only America would do, Americans would do.
I think a lot of times like probably something only Americans would do, probably maybe some of the games we played as children, stuff like that, like what type of game um, they would play?
Probably they used to have a game called like you would throw a ball up in the air.
Whoever caught it was like a gay guy or whatever, and then everybody would like hit them or whatever.
Growing Up Bro00:14:45
Like like corners.
Like, if you're, if you're in the elevator, if you say corners, you gotta go to corners.
If it's if the person, not the corner, you gotta get jumped.
Oh yeah, I kind of like oh okay okay okay, I with that, I feel very similar to that, bro.
Okay, so that was something that was very American.
What was something that was very American?
Oh sometimes, if you have, if you're at school, you bring a uh apple to the teacher.
Why, just a gift?
Yeah, I think we do that in agent too.
Really yeah, we got like red envelopes, red envelopes yeah, like you put some money, give to your teacher, or like your friends, family or some gift.
What's a holiday that they only have in Taiwan, that they don't have here?
Oh yeah, the national holiday.
It's on.
It's on.
I think it's on october 8th or october 10 I forgot some like that.
I think that's oh.
And Chinese new year, oh, it was Chinese Year right now.
Oh, it just happened.
Year of The Horse, yeah yeah yeah, I feel like that's the only thing that agents celebrate about.
Chinese new year, yeah, that's something we hear a lot about here, because I go to the massage place and they gave me like a little gift over there.
I like the massage of it um like, like massage, like not like like um happy ending.
No no no, I say no oh, I tell everyone I don't want that.
I jerk myself off.
I don't need you to do my.
I do my own work.
You know, I did it one time in Taiwan.
You did.
It's kind of cool.
How old were you when you went 18.
do you have to be 18 to go i don't think they care just give you give them money but you can't massage a kid that shit's illegal that's just crazy i mean in taiwan 18 is illegal 18 is illegal To drink, yeah, you can drink 18 for me, get massage, happy ending, all that for me.
I low-key think the rule in America, like you can drink only 21 is low-key, like dumb.
Yeah, like I feel like at the age of 20, I feel like 20, you can drink, bro.
Like, come on, you're a grown-ass man, you got pubes.
You feel me?
You got you got um pig, you're a grown-ass man.
You can drink age of 20, bro.
Like, who give a fuck?
18, 19?
Probably nah, but like 20 hours a year.
I would, I'd vote for that.
I think people like where I'm from, people drink really young.
I can tell, yeah, yeah.
Uncountry people drink beer for fun, yeah.
So that's what they call like no offense, like redneck.
Oh, well, people that also they work outside a lot, and so the sun all the sun, yeah, yes, but if their cheek is red and stuff, that's mostly from alcohol, drugs.
You'd be drinking beers, nah, I don't drink anything.
You healthy, you do.
You do coke?
I had to quit.
You used to, yeah.
Why you quit?
Try and be healthy, yeah, bro.
Yeah, I never thought it was trying to be healthy, but yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely.
It's like I just got a different diet, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So you're healthy, yeah, okay.
I mean, that's kind of, yeah, I mean, that's let me know what's your routine, like you wake up, like, dude, like beer shit, or like you wake up, you start making breakfast, cooking eggs.
No, I don't eat breakfast, bro.
Breakfast is fucking, bro.
Breakfast is fucking pigeons, bro.
I ain't doing anything.
So, what you eat when you're hungry?
Like, when motherfuckers eat dinner, bro, only dinner once a day.
Like, like, what?
Bro, breakfast is you wake up and eat, bro.
I haven't even done shit.
I'm not getting up and eating breakfast.
So, what you wake up?
What you do?
But you're still growing, probably, so you got to get up and eat breakfast.
I don't grow.
I stop at five, five, eight.
I never grow after that.
Bro, you could grow a little bit, bro.
You're doubting yourself.
That's the kind of, you're going to stay that size, bro.
So, I got, I got to believe, I got to believe myself.
Like, I can grow.
I can grow.
I can grow.
Yeah.
Or at least have a hope.
I've been hoping that for my whole life on my dick, it did not grow.
But I'm just saying, now they got peptides, bro.
You can get that shit easy.
Nah, I feel like BBL.
You feel me?
It don't feel real.
But that's you, dude.
If you could easily have a fucking, get some peptides, get you a little.
Wait, peptides mean that your dick can do some shit.
They got every peptide now, bro.
Wait, that's what?
Wait, peptide make your hair longer.
They got peptide for your neck, your eye color.
They have a peptide to make people, it'll even make your skin look darker.
If you do that, if you make it darker, so does that mean like you can say the anguish?
I think if you use a lot of it, probably.
Okay.
Would you do it?
I don't know if I would, bro.
Yeah, me too.
I'm going to stay in Asian.
For me, dude, so take us back.
Just so our audience knows, take us back.
You were just living in Taiwan, right?
Yeah.
I mean, like a famous thing is you met Kai Snat at the 7-Eleven, right?
So that was like a chance encounter.
People say it was staged sometimes.
Yeah.
Do you think it was staged or not?
I mean, I know it myself.
It's not staged.
I mean, I was on the school trip.
Listen, where I met Kai is in Japan.
My school takes you to a 7-Eleven, bro, as a school trip.
It says, nah, because I studied in a class called, how do I say it?
Like, like English class.
So you were learning some English?
A little bit.
Not too much.
I mean, look at that bullshit over there.
The teacher is fucking Asian.
How can they teach you good English?
Well, yeah, they ain't teaching you shit if they're taking you to a fucking 7-Eleven as a female.
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
They didn't teach us, they didn't take us to 7-Eleven.
It's a free day that day.
I stream snipe Kai.
So I went home.
So you saw him and you went.
Yeah, I saw Kai streaming over there.
So I just go over there.
How far away did you live from there?
No, it's Japan.
I don't live here.
Oh, so school trip.
Yeah, I was visiting.
So you ran into him and that was it?
Nah, he was streaming.
I stream snipe him.
Right.
And then all I want is to take a pic.
And he fucked me to check up with me.
And that was it.
That's how it started.
Yeah, that's how it started.
So I feel like I'm very blessed to be here.
I feel like I got blessed by God.
I'm very lucky.
And yeah, bro.
Did you have to tell yourself?
Shout out to Kai and shout out to Kai too, bro.
Oh, yeah.
Kai is the truth.
Yeah, he's the most excited.
Yeah, without him, I wouldn't be shit.
I'll be a bitch in Taiwan.
No, you'd still be a man, bro.
I hope so.
But I wasn't doing shit in Taiwan.
I don't know what to do.
I got no goals in life.
Young man, bro.
Don't be saying that kind of shit, bro.
You got to speak up.
Yeah.
I appreciate that, Uncle.
Thank you, bro.
You got to speak up, bro.
Yeah, yeah, bro.
N-words can be gay too, bro.
Anything can happen.
Wait, wait.
Go back to the line.
You said.
Play the song again.
You said N-Word can be gay.
Play the chorus.
Wait, what do you mean by N-World can be gay?
Anybody can do anything.
That's facts.
Yeah.
And I'm impossible that's what I'm saying, bro Bro, they got half the NBA in this fucking video, bro.
And these motherfuckers going hard.
Half the ball family in that bitch over there.
It's probably going hard, bro.
Okay, I feel you.
I feel you.
I feel you.
Did you have to tell your parents, like, look, guys, I'm changing.
Like, I'm going to change my life here.
Were they scared of it?
Like, what?
Like, in Asian culture, like, there's a lot of respect between parents and children.
Is that right?
Yeah.
Is it the same in Taiwanese culture?
Yeah, yeah, yes.
It depends on your parents.
So I feel like, shout out to my parents.
They very support whatever I do.
So at that point, but I wasn't thinking about when I first met Kai, I wasn't thinking about like, I'm going to do shrink, I'm going to blow up, I'm going to do this.
Ah, I was just like, okay, I'm okay, it's cool.
Met him and like it's like truly friendship.
I didn't know I'm gonna be a streamer, right?
You didn't have a big strategy, yeah.
I just know, like, okay, I take a picture, that's it.
You feel me?
And after that, Kai tapped me to the state and he started bringing me more anxiety, and then the fans start loving me, and that's how it built up.
So, I wasn't thinking about I'm gonna be a streamer at first.
But, were your parents nervous that you were going to America?
You just met a young black guy, now you're going to America to see him at first.
Hell yeah, my parents definitely nervous because you just go to America a random place, and somebody fly you out.
You don't even know him, it's a random guy, yeah, and a wealthy random guy.
A lot of times, if somebody's flying out a young dude from Asia, yeah, yeah, just for you know for what I mean, it's for extracurricular for this, I don't know how they do it, but they're doing it probably.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, play the song again, you know what I'm saying, bro.
Okay, okay, yeah, play a song, please.
Yeah, play the fucking game.
I'm just saying, bro, yeah, but so were your parents scared for you because they're the parents, they have experience like in the world.
Were they saying, like, son, we don't, you know what I'm saying?
We're nervous.
I never asked my mom about this.
I should go back and ask my mom.
Like, I wonder if she was scared.
Like, I feel like she's probably scared a little bit, but like, he trusts Kylo, he knows he's on the internet, he can see, yeah, he's trustworthy.
Yeah, I feel my mom trusts uh Kai, so yeah.
Um, do you engage with a lot of other streamers now?
Like, is that a big part of your thing to link up with other streamers a lot, or do you still like to kind of do your own thing?
Yeah, I've been linking out with like NBA Piers, NFL Players, to do stream with.
Yeah, I see some of that, yeah.
I do a shrink with Jalen Brown, it's cool as fuck.
Like, I mean, it's sprint, like the life to be in NBA because I'm from Taiwan.
Like, think about it.
You can't even name one famous guy come from Taiwan.
So, for me, it's like showing the audience like a special life about this.
And yeah, bro, right?
You're kind of being a tour guide for people from your country to the world.
Yeah, a little bit.
Like, I'm talking, I'm showing people around the world.
I just feel blessed, very blessed to be here.
I really thank you for everybody supporting me.
And yeah, man, it's really a blessing, bro.
It's pretty amazing.
It like kind of makes you have faith that like something new and different can happen, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think, like, uh, does it feel like a lot of pressure being like that?
I don't feel like pressure.
I feel like I do this like a hobby.
I don't want to treat it as a work.
Yeah, I want to treat it like a hobby.
That's how you like become bigger.
So, because you want to love what you do right now, yeah, yeah.
It's like you, you probably love talking, you probably love doing podcasts.
That's how I keep going, right?
Yeah, I love to meet you.
You definitely don't treat it as a job, that's how it becomes good.
I like to meet people, explain life, explain different things about like about an Asian kid from Taiwan and just showing people love, showing people long war, and it's fire.
Do you interact with other streamers?
Did you see Crip Mac just got out of jail?
Do you see that?
I did not see that.
Pull up Crip Mac, bro.
Um, wait, I think he's Asian, right?
Crip Mac, he might be like dark Asian or whatever.
Wait, like you know him personally?
Crip Mac is the legend, bro.
Yeah, right here.
But he a singer?
Yeah, he was a musician, I think.
Well, how we become talk about Asian and get to cook, man?
I'm just talking about streamers.
If you met some of these other, these are kind of early streamers right here.
He's a streamer?
I mean, he kind of was.
He was like a uh, he was a crip.
I'm not a king.
I mean, he would fucking stream some bullets through somebody.
You know what I'm saying?
Sam, I would love to see that.
Bro, you got to link up with Crip Mac, bro.
He'd be great.
What about Tiger King, bro?
He was kind of an early.
Who's Tiger King?
Check your DMs, bro.
He loves them fucking little Asian appetizers, bro.
Wait, wait.
He'll put some fucking soy sauce.
Is that a muck shop?
He'll put some soy sauce on your list.
Is that a muck shop?
Huh?
Is this like an old diddy or some shit?
Yeah, he kind of the original diddy, bro.
I feel like I wouldn't want to link with him, bro.
I feel like he's gonna fuck me in the fucking ass.
I don't want him to fuck me in my little Taiwanese asshole.
But I'm good.
We don't know what he's gonna do, bro.
No, I'm good for that.
He's a politician.
He was almost a politician.
He tried to run for president.
What?
Yeah, but he's got a look at that tiger he's got.
Now, don't you guys have tigers over there?
Yeah, of course, bro.
That's why you got tigers everywhere.
But y'all got more of them, don't you?
I don't know about that.
How many tigers they got in Taiwan, bro?
Fill it up.
What the fuck is such a niche type of shit, bro?
How many tigers they got in Taiwan?
We got more dragons.
There are no wild.
Oh, there's no tigers.
Damn.
Yeah, bro.
That's crazy.
Damn, bro.
Probably in the zoo.
Do y'all have zoos over there?
Yeah.
You think Taiwan's a third country or some shit?
I don't know what it's like.
We're trying to get it.
Yeah, you're right.
You never been there.
You're right.
You're right.
Like, what are some modes of transportation there?
Like, y'all have, like, I know they have a skateboard.
Yeah, look at everything.
They got car, like, uh, everything, man.
They honda.
What about piggyback ride?
Y'all got that?
Um, I don't think we got that.
That's more like Thailand.
Yeah, that's more like Thailand.
Oh, yeah, we do have that booty chain.
Ooh, fast as fuck.
Is that pretty fast?
That bitch fast as fuck.
Really?
Do 300, 300k.
Uh, how do I say that?
300 miles per hour or 400.
Look at that bit right there.
You telling me, I think that's a Thailand.
I think that's Thailand.
I don't think that's Taiwan.
Y'all like, bro.
I'm just saying.
Look at that piggyback ride right there.
I think everybody can do that.
You can do it.
But in some countries, it's a mode of transportation.
We can do it.
Huh?
We can do it.
We could probably do it.
Everybody can do it.
He looks just like us, actually.
I got the same nose as that guy that's standing there.
It's very simple.
Wait, you mean the kid?
Like the guy with the dark hair.
Nah, I said I look like the guy down there because we both we both Asian we go that we both got small eyes, we both got small dick property and we both skin's yellow.
Bro, your dick can grow bro, if you believe in yourself.
I hope so, I I believe in 10 years it did not grow bro, we same size bro.
A couple years from now we're gonna link up, you're gonna have a.
You're gonna have a dang bad bro, you're gonna have that drag.
I just hope I still be.
I know i'm gonna be alive, but I just hope I can still be alive.
10 years ago you can.
You never know.
It's big.
It's a big 26, 2026.
You never know what gonna happen.
Do you run out of stuff to stream?
When does it get like?
Do you start to like?
How do you stay in your own ideas and not cop off of other people's ideas?
Is there a lot of stuff where it's other streamers like, oh, he just did that, i'm doing it like.
Does it become like a lot of like stream beef or whatever?
That's a good ass question.
Nobody asked me that before.
It do be like that sometimes, but me I don't care, i'm gonna straight copy your.
If you got good idea, i'm gonna copy you.
Yep yeah, i'm gonna steal that.
You feel me nothing wrong with stealing that.
You cannot sue me, it's not legal.
I'm gonna take that.
You feel me should be taking that?
Yeah, I mean.
I mean, I don't really care, though.
You can steal my idea too.
I don't care, right.
So as long as it's that way too, then that's fair.
Okay yeah, so that's something.
What's that one stream?
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I saw one stream where you got stuck in that swing set and that white lady helped you out.
Bring it up.
Oh, my god, how you know about that.
That's how, one years ago I was not two years ago, I was in New York I got stuck.
Yes, how you know about that.
It's one of my favorite parts, bro.
I was doing, I was doing anything at a time.
Man, this was cool, bro this.
I thought this was interesting bro, to see, because a lot of times you see them swing sets and you think they're for Asians because they're little, but now you see an Asian get in there, you say oh, that's not the truth.
Now I was, oh yeah, a grandma helped me.
Yes grandma, if you see this video, thank you so much for helping me.
Get out the um, get out of, get all the.
Uh, what's it called?
A swing set?
Yep, a swing set.
And you ever talked to her?
You ever talked to this kid?
Pause it.
You ever see this kid again?
You keep in touch with him.
Uh nah, I never see him.
After that stream, you gotta find that kid, bro.
Yeah, that would be a good stream, bro.
Yeah, go back to New York, go back to the park.
Where was that on the Lower East Side?
What's that?
A real?
Find that kid bro.
Wonder what he's doing now.
Yeah, i'm wondering what he's doing.
He probably still kid but like, damn man, I don't know bro, it's nostalgia bro, you grew up fast.
When, like that happens man ass, time go fast, but you don't ever talk, you don't ever see him anymore, you don't?
Nah, I mean, I mean, I mean, why can I talk to him?
For he, I mean, the kid was just there.
I'm just saying he was there with you or whatever.
I'm just saying, if you keep in touch with people from the past, that's what i'm asking.
Like, like in Taiwan yeah yeah, I still be talking to my classmate.
You do teacher yeah, did you graduate?
Yeah, I did?
Did you have to stop streaming to finish school, or how did you finish?
No, I was streaming while in my senior year.
This is what I do.
Monday to Friday, I go to school.
Ah, go to school, take class.
For me, do what normal high school do.
And then Saturday, Sunday, I stream Saturday, Sunday.
And then same shit going.
Monday, Friday, school.
Saturday, Sunday, stream.
Damn.
Yeah, I was a grinder at the time, bro.
I was loving streaming at the time.
You were?
Yeah, I love.
I love it.
And at one point, you had to take a break, I know, and some people said that you would join the military.
Is there any truth to that?
Yeah, I turned the military in my mind in a dream.
Oh, that was not real.
No, that is real.
For me, it's real.
I went to the middle for like four months, some cool shit.
Shooting some people, putting some gun, some bomb.
For me, it was cool.
It was a cool experience.
Yeah.
Yeah, I was in a jail set.
I kind of go out.
I wasn't even taking a break.
You weren't?
I want to stream.
But I feel like it's better for me to go like gone for the internet.
So when I got my visa, I pop out the new visa.
It's going to be a fire like comeback.
What did you do while you weren't streaming?
Play in 2K.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's it.
Play in 2K.
Who do you use when you play?
No, I play my career.
I build my own player.
Oh, you do?
Yeah.
I play as a black guy.
I'll say like 6'8.
Strong, tall, aesthetic, and dunk, whatever.
Yeah.
But now you're in, like, you live in America now?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So if you had to fight now, if they had America versus Taiwanese war, who would you fight?
Who side would you fight on, you think?
I don't think it's gonna happen, but like, shit, if that happened, bitch, I'm going to the moon.
You leaving?
Yeah, I'm going to the moon.
I'm taking NASA, whatever that she called, Air Force.
NASA.
Yeah, NASA.
I'm taking that to the moon.
Because she's getting crazy.
I like that shit.
Dude, would you ever, who's the first Asian on the moon?
You think you could do it?
Oh my God.
I don't think there's no Asian on the moon.
Bro, has anybody ever streamed from the moon?
Oh, that would be tough.
Bro, you could do it because that one guy was giving, that rich guy was giving people a ride.
Jeff Bezos, Amazon?
He did?
As of 2026, no Asian person has walked on the moon, bro.
Damn, I gotta be the first one, man.
I'll be down to do it, bro.
Damn.
Bro, you could be there.
Wait, do you think?
And it would be cheaper to get you up there because the luggage, you have to pay $75 if it's over like a certain amount of weight.
Weight, but you'd be in.
You'd be, I think you would be because I'm skinny, right?
I weigh one tonnie.
Well, I'm just saying, you would be a you know what I'm saying?
You wouldn't have to pay those extra charges.
Oh, yeah, You're right, you're right.
Thick ass rolling up there, he's gonna have to pay extra, yeah, bro.
Would you would you come with me to the moon, like me and you?
Yeah, if we went to the moon, dude, we would do good.
We would go crazy.
The moon girls, boy, moon girls, moon man.
What do they say?
Aliens can be gay.
I'll be fire.
Alien can be gay.
Play that song, man.
Play the fucking song, man.
Yeah.
Imagine Aiden can be gay too.
Bro, if you pulled up in the aliens, it's all gay up there.
Would you stay for a little while?
Like, say you get up there.
Yeah.
You get out your shuttle, right?
Yes.
And they got some gay aliens standing around.
I would love to stay there to see like what type of gay aliens that.
Like, I'll try to experience what they're doing.
Yes.
You wouldn't?
I think I would stay at least for a couple of meals.
I wouldn't stay for very long.
Yeah, me too.
I wouldn't stay for too long.
I don't want my ass to get fucked.
I would tell them I don't have an ass.
That's what I would tell them.
Because they don't know.
That's smart.
I don't know.
But if they like, if they just do it, like, you don't want, you don't want that to happen.
I would say, oh, I don't have an ass or something.
I would say, oh, Ray brought his ass, you know.
You're going to snitch on me?
Yeah, bro.
Bitch, we just got there.
Yeah, I'm snitching on you.
Dude, you think I'm going to let him use my ass, bro?
What the fuck, Uncle?
You sacrificed my ass to yours?
Bro, guess what?
If you snitch on me, I'm snitching on you too.
I'll do a reverse.
Too late.
You're going to be in some bedroom or something, bro.
I'm going to be relaxing out on the moon, having a snack or something.
I'm going to say, oh, that's Uncle Von.
He got ass too.
And he got a dick too.
Go.
Nah, bro.
Don't do that kind of shit.
Oh, yeah.
Just because you got snitched on first doesn't mean you got to return the favor, bro.
I got a question for you.
Yeah.
Like, I asked this to everybody hop on my stream.
Okay.
One billion per back shot.
How many backs are you taking?
Take your time.
Would you say one billion?
Yeah, one billion per back shot.
How many backs are you taking?
Damn.
A billion dollars or a billion?
A billion dollars.
Not yen, not taunting these dollars.
Dollars.
US dollars.
How much is it taking?
Could I get some of it in Bitcoin, you think, or it's only got to be cash?
It can be Bitcoin, whatever.
It's a billion.
I don't know, bro.
I'd have to look at some of the math.
I don't know.
Okay.
Probably none, bro.
I don't think.
Because I'm doing fine, bro.
Okay.
Me, I don't care.
You gotta get that dick out of me.
I'm taking that shit till the death till I'm dead.
You gotta get a dick out of me.
Dash.
I'm taking.
I'm putting out.
Yes.
One billion.
Yes.
Oh my mom.
Yes.
That's a slot machine.
That's not saying that.
Yes.
Uh-uh.
Winner.
It's like, it'd be like a slot machine.
It's adding like if when you hit the bonus on a slot machine and the money goes up.
Like that?
I feel you, though.
I feel that's kind of cool.
Bro, that's heavy, though, bro.
That is heavy.
But how about this?
Would you let somebody fuck you for a Bitcoin, bro?
One?
Yeah.
Nah, I heard that shit going down.
I'm not going to take one for one Bitcoin.
Get the fuck out of here.
You got to give me a million or some shit.
Obedience.
I'm not taking it for one Bitcoin, bro.
How much is a Bitcoin worth right now?
Oh, $64,000.
Oh, shit.
I'm going to rethink about that.
Nah, bro.
Nah, I think I'm good.
I won't take that for this money.
I'll take it for more.
Would you, what about that Tiger King?
Will you let him smash?
He's getting out of prison in a year, bro.
If you did like a stream with him, you meet him when he gets out of prison?
And one picture per hour?
Millions?
I think even if you just have lunch with him or y'all sing together or something, even if y'all just stand there and talk about Christmas or whatever.
And how much is he going to give me?
He ain't going to have nothing.
He's just getting out of jail, bro.
He's got a couple endangered cats.
That's about it.
Nah, man.
Would you be him for Halloween?
I mean, if he's not going to get me drunk or put some baby on him, I mean, I'll do it.
He might, bro.
He just getting out of prison.
He going to want to fucking touch something young.
Yeah, never mind.
I'm good.
Yep.
See me later.
Okay.
What is a popular Halloween costume in Taiwan?
Do you guys have Halloween?
Yes.
You know what's crazy?
Damn.
Damn.
Fuck.
God.
Damn.
My bad.
No, bro.
If you're around me, you start forgetting you catch it.
Yeah.
This is contagious, bro.
Yeah.
You know what's crazy?
You're born on Halloween.
You're Halloween, baby, boy, because you're that fucking little yellow pumpkin, homie.
How the fuck you know my birthday is?
Because I've seen those Asian pumpkins.
Bring up Asian pumpkin.
Yeah, my birthday is at Halloween.
What's an Asian pumpkin?
Let's just look at a normal pumpkin.
Yeah, but it's just the way they carve the eyes on them are different.
Do you have Taiwan Halloween?
We don't have Taiwan Halloween.
We just call it Halloween.
It's the same shit as y'all.
We do the same shit, trick-or-treating, candies, dress a costume, all that.
It's the same shit, bro.
And what's a popular costume there?
Is it the same as here, like a lumberjack or politician?
Nah, probably dragons.
Dragons.
Dragons.
I'll say some Asian shit.
Chopstick, profile rice, some noodles.
Bao bun or something.
Bow.
Bow.
What the fuck is that?
Ban me?
Or about.
Bao bun?
A little baby bun.
What the fuck is Baobun?
Oh, oh, but oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Something like that, bro.
You bitches are good, boy.
Nah, that shit is good.
Have you ever had, have you ever had, like, like good noodles?
Nah.
Ramens?
Nah.
No, baby.
I never had.
Look at that bitch though, bro.
Yeah, that shit is good, though.
I'll be hopping on them in my ass.
Them bitches look good, huh?
Hop on my ass.
Damn, you're special.
Dude, I'd put four of those in my ass.
Them things are beautiful.
Look at them.
I'll put that shit on my dick.
If you put it in their ass, I'm putting it on my dick.
Type shit, boy.
We'll pull up, boy.
And we'll pull up at a party, dog.
That'll be fire, man.
Yeah, it'd be fire, boy.
You and me would be like a new food truck, but we serving the shit our way.
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In our way.
Yeah.
Put it in the dick first, putting the average of the people side for the five dollars.
Jesus Christ.
Bro, we're gonna get fucking we're gonna end up on the Epstein list, bro.
Nah, nah, nah, we could.
You feel me?
We're not gonna hop on Epstein because you know why?
We do everything on the camera.
Right.
There's no lies.
There's no lies.
They see everything.
You're right.
You feel me?
We're not gonna put it in the island.
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Thank you.
What you got?
Because I got so many questions for you, bro.
Okay.
Because I'm curious about your life.
Okay.
Okay.
So talk to me.
All right.
Talk to me.
Yes.
What the fuck is that in your fucking water?
It's water, lemon, ginger.
I'm fasting today, man.
I can't eat today.
Oh, are you Muslim?
You muscling?
For a day?
No, I'm not.
Yeah, it's for a day.
Just Muslim around or whatever.
Yeah, just fast.
I'm just like, sometimes I like to fast once a week.
I don't think you can fast for a day.
I don't think that's how it works.
But you could just do some I take a day off and I just have salt and water and sometimes black coffee.
Okay, so do you have any kids?
You got wife?
No kids, no wife yet.
But I work so hard, man.
I work.
I like to work.
If you work so hard, you can still got wife and kids.
They can support you.
They're not going to do where I would.
I would never have seen them because I've been touring and everything.
It's been hard to be like in one place.
So my kid wouldn't know me very good.
Yeah.
And I would come home.
He wouldn't know me and stuff.
Yeah.
And that would break my heart.
I feel bad, man.
I feel like at the age of 45, it's time, bro.
It's time for start family, got kids, hang up, retire life.
No, no, we can't retire, bro.
What do you mean?
You don't have money?
Yeah, I've saved some money, but still, I like talking to people.
Dude, I'm getting to meet one of the biggest streamers in the whole world today.
I'm not that big yet, but I'm on the way, Lord.
I hope I do.
But you're doing great.
Yeah, I'm doing good, Lord.
I'm doing good.
But also, to get to meet somebody that's had your experience in life, bro.
You know, it's wild, bro.
It is well, bro.
I feel my life is so well.
Wait, so you just like, you were a comedian first.
Like, you're just doing like, how do I say that?
Like, stand comedian.
Standard comedian.
I still am, but I started doing this like six or seven years ago.
So that's how you blow up.
Like on standing, and you people just find out you're mad, funny, and you start doing your own podcast.
Yep.
So you low-key got blessed too.
Yeah.
That would be, that's fire.
I think so.
Got what you said?
Got blessed.
Got blessed.
Oh, yeah.
I think I got blessed for sure that people started paying attention or something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's the interesting part.
Yeah.
And you don't really know why people pay attention, but and I think you got to be careful not to get in your own ego and think like you're too big for certain things.
I feel like for us, we'll never be too big for anything.
At the end of the day, we're still human.
We're still a human being.
We got our own personality.
Yeah.
But you could be, I mean, a streamer, like you could be president one day, you know, like, because there's podcasters now that some people say if they ran for office, that they could be president.
So do you see any streamer could be a podcaster or any podcaster could be a president?
I think that there's podcasters right now that people say, oh, that person could be a president, right?
Like if they ran, like Candace Owens, Joe Rogan, I think if those people ran, I don't think that they would run.
I don't know who they are, but like.
Yeah, they're like, oh, just like, they're two of the biggest podcasters, right?
Okay.
Would you see yourself being president?
No.
Why?
Because I just don't like wearing a suit that much.
And I don't know enough information, right?
I think you need to know more information.
But if you wanted to have somebody that cares about people, I think that I would probably be good at that.
But I don't like what presidents do because a lot of the shit that seems like they do is, it just seems like kind of sometimes a lot of them are involving some evil shit.
Yeah, yeah, it's like money-wise and some crazy stuff.
Yeah, like they're just like selling out their people and all this kind of shit.
But I think with a streamer, I think one of you guys could be president one day because it's just becoming more, more common that if they thought about maybe a couple podcasters could, then they're going to think a streamer easily could.
So who do you think it would be?
Do you think you would even run one day?
Do you think if America, if like enough people wanted you in America or Taiwan, do you think you would have the ability to do it?
I'm a kid, but I feel like no streamer can do this, bro.
And for me, I would never want to be a president or like in Taiwan, even here.
It's just too much.
I don't want to love.
I just want to be happy, do what I love to do, streaming, talk to people.
I talk to cool people like you, experience life.
I think that's why it matters, man.
And we're getting good money.
We're living good.
That's what's up.
Who could do it, though?
I don't think nobody can do it.
Nobody.
Nobody can be a president of the United States.
I would love to see that one day because it would be fine for a streamer to have one.
But I don't think nobody can do this.
But imagine streaming on election night and the fucking votes are coming in.
What about a Taiwan?
Could you be the president of Taiwan?
Do you have president?
Nah, I'm too stupid.
Yeah, we do have president.
Do they vote him in?
Is it a democracy?
Yeah, they voted.
Yeah.
The people in Taiwan voted.
Bring him up.
Is he a good guy?
Have you met him?
Nah.
He hasn't met you yet, bro.
Nah, man.
I'm not.
I told you.
Lai Chai Tai?
Yeah.
Like Cheng Tai?
Like Lai Ching Do?
Like Ching Da?
Yeah, Lai Chindo.
Like Jing Da.
He hasn't met you yet?
Nah, I didn't meet him yet.
Bro.
I would love to meet him one day.
Why hasn't he met you, bro?
How far away do y'all live from each other?
Shit.
From here?
No, no, from where you live in Taiwan?
Oh, not that far.
Like how far?
40 minutes or whatever?
Yeah, some shit like that.
Motherfucker, he lives 40 minutes and he met you, dude.
Yeah, I mean, fuck they want to meet me for what I do.
I didn't do nothing for the country.
But you do.
You represent possibility.
That's all they say, but I don't know.
I just think he should meet you, man.
I want to, man.
I would love to meet you.
Would you be willing to sit down with Lai Ching Tai?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
For a podcast or something?
Hell yeah.
Or a stream with him.
Yeah, I'll see that with him.
Do people in Taiwan, do they have a lot of respect for the president?
It's like Yatu.
Like, some people don't like the president.
Some people love it.
Okay, so it's like, yeah, it's like a personal personality, bro.
I saw that you were on the cover of GQ in Taiwan.
Yeah.
That's fucking wild, bro.
You think so?
Yeah, bro.
You don't think so?
Did you think it was a model, bro?
Nah, I don't think I'm a model.
Nah, I do definitely pick.
Have you ever been in any magazine cover?
No, I don't do.
I do, like, I work.
I don't do like a lot of mainstream stuff.
I've gotten offered things, but I don't like to do a lot of.
Yeah, you should love what you're doing, podcasting.
Because I work for myself.
I don't know.
Nobody calls me and says you have to do that.
Like, I just get to work for myself.
That's fine.
That's fine.
But this is wild, bro.
That was crazy, dude.
Yeah.
I'm going to teach you some Mandarin.
Okay.
Say um.
Yeah, ye some se.
Huh?
How do you count to tenant man?
What did you just say?
Yeah, yi sam say, um look chuck.
I don't think that's Mandarin.
But it's Cantonese, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
My shit, I got my shit.
Yeah, bro.
Yeah, um.
I got that album in my car.
Yeah, Donnie does Cantonese or whatever you seen that.
Oh, you got an album in your car?
I used to take a bo um, damn.
You got you got you got everything in your car.
Yeah, I used to take a uh, where you try to learn a language, you know what I'm talking about?
Yeah, yeah, but I'm just speaking English, yes.
So, what I gotta learn about I know how to speak English a little bit, some, but you can do better.
But I want to learn some of your language, yeah.
I got you.
Say, um, wasunyang pao, wasung yang pao, yeah.
Say washaohai.
Wa tu so la cow, mario jaran, mal guy.
Is that good?
Let me do that one again.
You know, you know how I just say, let me do that one more time, can I?
Okay, okay, yes, okay, dude.
Thanks, bro.
You want to know who I just say?
What you just say?
Yeah.
You just say, I'm gay.
I'm old as fuck.
I don't have kids.
I don't got a wife.
Oh, damn, bro.
Bro, you're fucking cooking me, dude.
You're hurting.
It's gonna fucking hurt my feelings when I say damn man.
I mean, I'm sorry, Uncle, but but but I mean, I offer you to call me a chinchong.
You don't want to.
I don't want to.
I'll let you call me a chinchang.
I don't think it's going to help.
Oh, wait, is there any Asian hop on the podcast?
Have we had any?
Yeah.
Who?
Uh, Bobby Lee, we have.
Oh, Bobby Lee is a guy who got molested by five.
Yeah, but damn.
He's a famous Asian that got molested by a Down syndrome guy.
Hey, shout out to you, bro.
Let's do a stream together.
Bobby Lee.
These are my good friends.
Have you never met him?
I never met him.
What he do?
Like he do comedian?
Are you podcast?
He's a great comedian.
I would love to meet him, man.
And he has one of the biggest podcast bad friends.
Like Bobby?
Yeah, Bobby.
Yeah.
Bobby and Andrew Centino.
Who else?
Uncle Roger?
Uncle Roger.
I fucking Uncle Roger.
Wait, Uncle Roger hopped on a podcast before like this?
Yeah.
How long?
How long was it?
One years ago.
So only Uncle Roger and Bobby Lee.
Bobby Lee.
That's it.
James Lee, a guy, James Lee, a conspiracy guy.
Oh, that's fine.
Wait, who's James Lee?
Or he talks about like different political stuff.
This is him.
I don't know who's that, man.
No, is that him?
Damn.
I just a bunch of Asians.
That's all I see.
But I like Asians, bro.
Yeah, man.
I mean, got good food.
You gotta go to Taiwan one day, man.
Would you take me?
Yes, I'll take you, bro.
Just let me know.
Call my phone, bro.
I'll take it around.
Show you around the world.
Show you around the food.
And do they, and do the what about the ladies there?
Would you get a Taiwanese wife or would you get an American wife, do you think?
I don't really care.
Whoever works, works.
You feel me?
Have you been in love before?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah, in high school.
Dang, what happened?
What happened?
I moved to the state.
No, and you left her.
Yep.
I left that bitch in Taiwan.
Oh, damn, bro.
What the fuck, bro?
Bro, she's gonna hear, she's gonna, her feelings are gonna be hurt.
She won't see this shit.
I mean, she can't even speak English.
She speaks Mandarin.
You're the love of her life.
She's gonna fucking, she's gonna figure it out, bro.
She's gonna have a translator.
It's okay.
She can see that.
What's her name?
I don't see her.
I'm kibba.
I forgot.
Oh, yeah, bad, bad, bad.
It's too long ago.
Yeah, I don't want to say her name.
She might call like some shit.
Cham chum?
Like, kong chum ka-ka-chang chang some shit.
Oh, damn, bro.
Huh?
What happened?
What happened, Von?
Bro, no, I'm just shocked at like some of the racism that's happening.
No, that's not racist.
It's called Friendly Fire.
I mean, I'm Asian.
She's Asian.
It's called Friendly Fire.
You write about that shit, man.
I mean, you can call some white folks honky.
Huh?
They say honky a lot of times.
What that means?
Bring up Honky.
How did Honky start?
Yeah, he was coming up.
You can be racist to your own per like racist.
It's called Friendly Fire.
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You can do that.
Yeah, you write about that shit, bro.
Let me get that.
I gotta start.
Honky.
I gotta get my racism up.
That's insane, man.
Damn, times have changed, bro.
She's coming to our country and teaching us how to be more racist.
Honky, a derogatory term for a white person, likely originated in the early 20th century, driving from Honky, a star for uh, no, it was because people would honk when they went across the street.
Oh, like white stuff.
I think everybody honk when they see people like Crossball Street with red eye.
Dude, what should we stream about, bro?
Bro, bro, listen.
Streaming is like whatever you do, wherever you like, people watch you because they love to watch you.
They love the personality about you.
They love, they care about you.
That's why, like, so streaming is like, no matter what you do, they're gonna watch it.
Is it hard to read some of the, like, there's so many things coming up, right?
Because this is the thing.
It's the next, it's like a different generation, right?
Like, I've never done a stream.
I, I, sometimes there's like, I like stuff that's like in the moment, but sometimes I don't want to spend like a whole day doing that.
It seems like a lot of pressure.
Um, is it you do be tired sometimes because you got to keep it entertaining, you got a high energy.
Is it hard to read all the comments that come up, or how do you do that?
Or somebody else does it?
It's not that hard.
I read it myself.
You do?
Yeah, I'll be reading myself.
What's one of the toughest things?
Because I used to, I already used to.
You feel me?
I've been streaming for like two years.
Right.
I already used to like watching the chat and then I just do certain things.
Has somebody ever said something in a chat that really hurts your feelings or no?
Yeah, they'd be telling me to open my eyes.
Oh, really?
And they'd be calling me smoke dick.
That's basic shit, though.
Now, every time there's a dog passed by, they say, don't try it.
Don't try to eat a dog.
Oh, yeah.
Yep.
All that.
But I'm used to it.
It's okay.
I don't really care.
Is that a true thing that people in some countries actually eat will eat some of them?
Yeah, I'm Pujang.
Listen, some countries do eat dogs and cats, but in my country, they don't.
I'm a Pujang.
Who countries eat dogs and cats?
China, they eat dog and cats.
Vietnamese, they eat dog and cats.
Yep.
Other country, they don't.
It's only a certain country, though.
Yeah, let's say you had to have one.
Bring up a couple of dogs.
Bring up a couple pictures.
What pup do you have?
Say you got to have one.
What type of dog?
I want whatever dogs.
It's cute.
Oh, you're going to eat a cute one?
Yeah.
I want to get a Q1 and a buff one.
So when Sean break in the house, try and rob me.
The dog is going to get your ass.
Dude, what about a beast, Sean?
Bring up a little Scottish terrier.
You have a dog.
I do not have a dog.
Why?
I don't even have a fucking dog.
Damn, man.
You got no family, no dogs.
Come on, bro.
Bro, it's a trade-off, man.
That's fine.
But that's a good idea.
For you, it's time.
Yeah.
At the age of 45, it's time, man.
You're like my dad.
I'm going to keep it both.
Bro, what if we were father and son, bro?
That's not insane.
That'd be tough.
Who got like a white dad, Asian kids?
Bro, if you were my fucking son, bro, I'll be, bro.
Huh?
If you were my son, I would be so proud of you, bro.
Damn, man.
I really appreciate that, bro.
You're so proud of me, bro.
I would be.
Damn, I'll proud of my dad too, bro.
You were?
Yes, man.
Thanks, bro.
Yeah.
I would go to work every day.
I would tell people about my son.
I would wear a picture of you and a button on my shirt.
That's how proud you're going to be.
Yep.
Damn, man.
I really appreciate that, Uncle.
I would get a tattoo of you on my back, too.
Damn.
I really appreciate that, bro.
People say that's your son.
People say, what does your son look like?
And I would take my shirt off at work and show him my back.
If you're my dad, I'll tat you on my dick.
Oh, bro.
You're not helping, bro.
What do you mean?
Some of the shit you, you fucking got to go back to your country and rewire, bro.
You got a bad ship.
No, you got some bad semiconductors.
Because when you fuck, you can be like, oh, my dad is going to be proud of me.
So I want to go harder.
You feel me?
Okay, that's true, kind of.
Yeah, yeah.
I get it now.
I'm proud of you too, bro.
I'm proud of you, bro.
You're a legend, bro.
You're a legend, man.
I don't know about that, bro.
But I'm happy to be alive.
You're a legend, bro.
Let's figure out.
You're a legend, man.
You could be president.
You don't got to be a legend to be a.
You could be first Asian on the moon, bro.
It's some legendary shit.
Because here's the thing.
They're taking motherfuckers to the moon, bro.
Wait, wait, do you think they're really taking people to the moon, or that's fake?
Some people say it's fake.
Some people say it's real.
So what do you think?
You guys would know better than me.
What do you think?
Me?
I feel like it's real.
That's how I feel like.
The moon ain't that far, bro.
The moon ain't that far.
You could see the moon when you're outside.
Yeah, but I don't know.
I can't see like Nebraska when I'm outside.
What's Nebraska?
Is that a country?
Yeah, it's like a little country in America.
Damn, how long can I go over there?
Like 10 years?
Bro, America's only like 4,000 miles across, bro.
You could easily get to the fucking moon, bro.
I don't know, bro.
I don't know, bro.
Bro, if you get to the moon, bro.
But here's the thing.
I might need to teleport.
Bring back up them dogs real quick.
Let's pick one out if you had to have a snack or something.
A snack?
Which dog I want to feed?
No, which dog would you have?
Yeah, like say you had to.
I know your culture doesn't do it, but if you had to, and I know who does do it, Chinese and Vietnamese.
Like, eat it.
Yeah, if you had, if you eat one dog.
Any dogs?
I want to eat any one.
You said something cute.
You say you would eat something.
I feel bad, man.
I feel bad too, bro.
You think I want this shit to happen?
That's not at the end of the day.
They still a spirit.
They still an animal.
I don't want to eat them, bro.
I don't want you to, bro.
But I'm saying, say you're in a, say you're in an left, the top left, bro.
What do you mean?
Somebody eat that bitch, bro.
Jimmy, eat that, bro.
That's a cute dog, bro.
He's just fat.
I'm just saying, bro.
He thick, but bring that second one up then.
He ain't even walking no more, bro.
Nah, bro.
You got a chill.
I'm not eating no dog, bro.
Bro, I'm just saying, if you had to, I'm not saying you need to.
If you had to, I'ma just die, man.
I'd rather kill myself than eating a dog, bro.
Nah, bro.
Don't be like that, bro.
A dog would give up his life for you, bro.
I would give a life of a dog, bro.
Dude, that'd be a beautiful movie.
Then it's you and a dog.
Both y'all are starving.
Just laying there next to each other.
We should do a movie.
What would it be, though?
Whatever.
Wait, have you ever been on the movie before?
I just made a movie with my friend.
That comes out in April, yeah.
Can I watch it?
Yeah, you can watch it.
Wait, you're a director or you in the movie?
We wrote it and paid for it and we're in it.
Let me know next time you need any actor.
Let me know next time you need any Asian actor.
Yeah.
I'll be down, feel me?
Yes.
That's what we could do, bro.
Yeah, I'll be fired, man.
Ray goes to the moon.
Oh my God, we should make a movie.
Ray, Uncle Wonko to the moon.
Yeah.
And then guess what?
The gay people are going to be there and it can be a whole story.
I love it, bro.
That's not insane, man.
We got a stream together too, man.
Do you have any final questions for me, bro?
Ah, man.
I think we did some good stuff, huh?
Yeah, bro.
It's a cool vlog.
I fuck with you, bro.
You're a cool uncle, bro.
I'll respect boy.
Nah, bro.
You're a cool uncle, bro.
I'm proud of you, bro.
It's just good to have people.
It's good to see people doing something different.
You know what I think is it?
I feel like people like you, don't feel like you have to put on for people that much.
You don't feel very desperate for them to like you.
Yeah.
Or like you don't feel like that.
It doesn't come across that way to me.
And so that's something that I think is pretty cool, you know?
Yeah.
Because we all want people to like us, right?
But to what extent do we go to for that, you know?
And to you, I think from you, it kind of reminds me of just like, you know, trying to be yourself, live your life.
And that the right people will come along.
Yeah.
You know?
Living life, be happy, bro.
That's a goal, bro.
That's it, bro.
Getting money, bro.
Oh, I got a gift for you, too.
Will she bring that gift?
You got a gift?
I got a gift for you today.
Oh, my God.
If you're bad, I didn't have a gift for you.
Not if you're bad, man.
You're here, bro.
That's a gift.
I'm the gift.
Oh, my God, Uncle.
Thank you, bro.
That's a gift, bro.
Wait, is this you?
No, that's our friend.
My friend, a comedian friend of mine, his nephew died in Australia.
That's him.
We keep him on set.
So he died?
He died.
He's a helicopter pilot.
His name is Max.
R.I.P., bro.
R.I.P., man.
R.I.P. When people die in Taiwan, what do people think happens?
Do they have heaven there?
What's the, like, what is the thoughts that people have there about it?
Like, people did.
I mean, we'll never know, but like, people go to funeral.
Fernal, they sometimes they burn themselves, sometimes they throw it to the sea.
Sometimes they pray under the tree.
Do they bury bodies in your country?
Yeah.
They bury it in the ground.
This is your house.
I live here, yeah.
I like your house.
It's a cool house.
It's good.
Yeah.
We got this for you right here.
Does your neighbors know you're famous?
Yeah, they know we're here.
Wait, what's this?
It's a gift, man.
It's a gift for me.
Yeah.
Oh, my.
What's this?
Nate Robinson?
There's Nate Robinson's shoes right there, bro.
Wait, can I wear this?
Yeah, you can if you want.
I mean, you don't have to show if you have a shoe thing, you don't have to do that.
Nah, because I'm with Adidas.
Oh, you are?
Yeah.
But it's okay, though.
It's okay.
It can just be a gift.
It's a gift, bro.
I'll take it.
Oh, my.
Ah, Nate Robinson.
Thatches are good shoes.
Thank you, Uncle.
He was the original Cassinet, man.
And he's a bro.
If you ever get to meet Nate Robinson, bro.
Yeah.
He's funny.
Bro, he's one of the greats, bro.
Why are you loving so much?
He just has a big personality.
And he was one of those guys when you saw him, bro, and you saw him on the court.
He made you feel like, oh, fuck, I could get out and do some shit.
Yes, I give it, bro.
You know?
I got to give you some Adidas shoes.
Oh, yeah.
I would like, I would love to have a pair.
But you gave us your time today, bro.
And I think that's the same people think, the same people think of you when they see, like, oh, this guy thing makes me think, oh, anything could happen today.
Yeah, like, any, anything will happen, bro.
You never know.
Just keep it going.
Keep like, be positive, bro.
You never know, bro.
You will be like me one day, bro.
Dash.
You never know.
Yeah, we're going to be like one day, man.
And have a Taiwanese nephew that's brand new.
Yes, bro.
That's that male order nephew right here, brother.
Thank you, bro.
And you're a cool ass uncle, bro.
You're a cool ass country uncle, bro.
Yeah.
I gotta have some white in my life.
Bro, I'm gonna get you down there, bro.
Yeah, because all my friends back.
I noticed.
Yeah, yeah.
We're gonna get you out.
I need a boy.
Have you been to a rodeo before?
What's that?
Bro.
Broadway?
No.
Have you been to like a rodeo with the animals?
You could ride on the sheep.
Nah, you gotta take me.
Bro, I would love to.
You can take me on stream right after this.
I don't know if they have a rodeo today here.
Wait, so wait, quick question.
What you been doing like when you like have free time?
Mostly work, man.
I go perform.
I just got back from LA last night.
I had three shows there this weekend.
Damn.
I would love to go to your show.
Dude, it'd be good, bro.
Have you done stand-up before?
Nah.
But that's the crazy thing.
Y'all's whole thing is like stand-up because it just keeps going.
Yeah.
What's the toughest thing about streaming that people do not know?
Toughest thing about streaming, man.
Like, what's something about it that's tough that people don't really realize?
Probably the hate we're getting.
We're getting so many hate on Twitter.
They just want to see it.
See the downfall of us.
And who's doing the hate?
Is it any type of person or is it?
I don't know.
You never know.
Those clippers on Twitter, bro.
You think it's China?
Nah, they probably don't give a fuck.
I don't think they give a fuck about a streamer.
Yeah, it's just a lot of hate.
But like, I take it low.
I take the hate because you feel me.
I got the money.
I'm living life.
I'm happy.
Feel me?
I'll take the hate, bro, for that.
Yeah.
Did you buy your parents something when you got a little bit of bread or what happened?
Yeah, it was just Chinese New Year.
I sent me almost like 10,000.
Did you really?
Let's go.
Yeah, bro.
My parents are proud of me, bro.
Yeah, bro.
Yeah, man.
Well, I'm proud to meet you, bro.
It's an honor.
It's an honor to meet a young, just a young king, a young guy that's doing something different.
It's an honor to meet somebody that's kind of like that's an immigrant that's still proving that you could be, you know, I'm saying that people could come to a new place and do something new.
I think, yeah, you just embody a lot of that, bro.
So a lot of respect.
Thanks for showing up.
Thank you so much, Theova.
And visiting just, yeah, just an unknown.
Thank you so much, Uncle.
Unknown in the universe, bro.
Ray, you guys can check him out.
You know where he's at, man.
But yeah, if you want to learn about a streamer or somebody that you don't know about already, this is the guy.
So thanks, brother.
Thank you so much, bro.
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Amen, brother.
Thank you, bro.
It's a good podcast, man.
Now I'm just floating on the breeze.
And I feel I'm falling like these leaves.
I must be cornerstone.
Oh, but when I reach that ground, I'll share this peace of mind.