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Today's guest, I've been a fan of for a long time.
He won an NBA championship in his rookie year with the Boston Celtics.
He played in a Final Four with LSU Tigers, and he's as entertaining as they come.
He's one half of the hostship of the new podcast, The Rabbit and the Bear.
It is Mr. Glenn Big Baby Davis.
I'll sit and tell you about stories.
Shine that light on me.
I'll sit and tell you about stories.
You must have started starving when you left Louisiana, did you?
The food is just not the same.
Yeah.
Like, you know what I mean?
I feel like where we're from is just like, they put love into it.
Yeah, there's something else in there.
It's so good.
Half a Winston in there you might find.
I would love it, man.
Yeah, so yeah, it's been different, you know, away from Louisiana.
Yeah.
Do you get back home a lot or what's your vibe like going back?
I try to go back as much as I can, but there's just nothing there.
Like I can't like, I got to drive to New Orleans.
You know, Baton Rouge is the capital.
So it's like, you know, it needs, you know, LSU football.
You know, that's probably the, you know, most craziest thing I feel like, you know, that's there.
Yeah.
But yeah, I try to go back as much as I can.
Yeah.
Get that good food.
Did you follow the last football season pretty heavily?
Were you invested?
Are you fucking kidding me?
I didn't know, man.
I don't know what you're into.
I thought you might be a Grambling fan, man.
No, I'll be a Southern University for Grambling.
But hell yeah.
I thought you might like Jackson State.
You never know who people are going to like over there.
Nah, man.
I am a full-blown LSU Tiger.
Yeah.
Joe Barrow is my fucking guy.
That's crazy, huh?
Yeah, he's a great guy.
I love what he did this year and just what that whole squad did.
You know, that was just unbelievable.
When you look back at playing like in college and stuff, and you compare it to playing in the pros, how does it difference for a player?
Like, does one seem more magical than the other?
Does one seem more fun?
Well, you know what?
It's a big difference.
You know what I'm saying?
Because really, college was fun and at the same time, magical.
Like, what we did in the NCAA tournament was like magical.
Yeah.
Like, you know what I mean?
We wasn't supposed to be Duke.
We wasn't supposed to be Texas.
And then we go to the Final Four.
You know, when you get to the NBA, it's more like business.
Right.
You know what I mean?
You win a championship.
It's more like you see the business of the game and, you know, you understand kind of now the process.
It's definitely different from college for sure, for sure.
Do you feel like, do you feel, do you feel, because I know a lot of times like now they talk more about, and they talk more about like players potentially getting paid and stuff as college athletes or having money set aside for them.
Did you ever feel like more used as a player or did you not think about it?
or did you feel more used in the NBA?
Did you have...
Right, there's money.
Yeah, because money gets involved in the NBA.
So then there's a different, there's a business aspect where in college, it's not really there, but there's money being made.
There's money being made.
It made me kind of realize when the Final Four was going on, I walked in Walmart and I seen a number zero and it says, go, baby.
You know what I mean?
And now I'm looking like, what the fuck?
What is this for a newborn?
That's the shit ain't for a newborn.
That's me.
I know that's me.
So like, I felt some type of way, but at the same time, like, LSU is a nice school and they give a lot.
So I never really had to worry about anything.
Right.
So yeah, so that kind of stuff, it didn't affect.
So in college, I guess you didn't think about it as much.
I didn't think about it at all.
And when you get to the pros, like money gets involved.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
It's crazy.
First and 15 checks is crazy.
And isn't it like for me, I find even just like doing podcasts and like it starts out fun and then it starts to become like a little bit of like a business, you know, sometimes.
So I have to manage like my brain is like, okay, am I thinking like business right now or am I just trying to think of, you know, I'm just having a good time, you know?
Yeah, it's a, well, you know what?
It's the best of both worlds, right?
You get to joke and, you know, be funny and have great conversations on the podcast and get paid for it.
Yeah.
So it's like, it's a good blend, but at the same time, you know, it's a job too.
So I totally understand.
Yeah, it's a job.
It's a, I'm trying to think, I guess sometimes it's like my tough thing is like trying not like sometimes I can't tell if I should try and put on a mood like a, you know, like, or if I should just, you know, or if I should, or try to just be myself, you know, and it starts to get blurred over a while.
You know, and you have a podcast that you're starting up, right?
Yes.
Nice.
Tell me about that.
It's called The Rabbit and the Bear.
Okay.
My co-host is here today.
Shout out.
Riley Rabbit.
Riley Rabbit is here.
Thank you.
A beautiful young lady in the adult industry and just her aspect of life and athletes, you know, a part of life.
And that's what we try to base it on and kind of get our viewers to kind of understand just another take of these two people on this side of the world.
So it's like, it's a great, I'm excited about it.
It's just going to be you guys having a good time.
Yeah, but we're going to be talking about a lot of stuff, though.
Yeah.
You know, kind of humanize, you know, the adult industry.
Yeah.
And then also try to bring sports in the same package.
Right.
You know, kind of that Vegas feel.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, because Vegas is really, it's probably, I guess, a crossing grounds.
I guess.
I wonder if, especially during that summer league, is there, did you ever play in summer league or no?
I did.
You did.
I did.
And it's crazy.
You know, a lot of people come out there.
You think about Vegas, everybody in the world stops there.
Yeah.
So it's just like, you know what?
everybody stops there to act up.
Yeah.
And so we want to get that.
We want you to come in for an hour, come in for 40, 50 minutes, and kind of tell us what's going on with your life and your experience.
Plus, you'll have guests and stuff.
Oh, for sure.
Yeah.
For sure.
We got to have you on there.
Yeah, I would come in.
When I go there, I try to stay out of trouble, but I struggle with, I try to stay off of adult industry.
I've seen a lot of y'all's work, but I'm trying not to watch anymore, man.
I'm tired of jerking off.
I'm serious, man.
It hurts my own feelings after a while, bro.
I'm serious, man.
My feelings get hurt, man.
But, I mean, I love y'all's work and everything.
I'm not saying that.
I respect the art and everything, but, oh, man, yeah.
So I guess, I mean, it'll be interesting.
I'll definitely stop by.
I might have to wear a blind fold.
I will.
I'll stop by.
You know what?
I've got to kind of immune to it.
Just seeing it.
It's like, oh, that's a fat ass right there.
And just keep on going with my day.
Well, that's a good attitude to have, man.
Yeah, I think I probably, I tend to visually, I'll tend to mill around a fat ass.
My thing is I just have to stay off the internet.
That's what keeps me.
The internet's killing you.
Yeah, it's just too much, man.
I can't handle just the graphic.
It's too high a definition, man.
I miss that kind of blurry tit, you know.
When I was young, it was different.
You can't see the nip oil.
Yeah, you couldn't, man.
You don't know.
To be a strong dude, you don't even know sometimes what's up, you know, more mysterious.
Oh, yeah.
How hard is it, like, how hard was it once you started making money to kind of fend off like, because with money comes, you know, the dark arts come around.
They come.
And it's easy, especially now with like social media, it's easy for like, you know, opportunity to, you know, to just slide into your DMs, to slide into your life.
You know what?
It's tough.
It's just really tough.
It's really, really tough in ways.
But I don't know.
I think it's how you grow up and what you want for yourself.
You know what I mean?
Did you ever struggle with once you got good?
Because I could have like I've started to make some money in my life.
I've never made large chunks of money like you guys.
I couldn't even imagine giving that much money to a person at that time.
But it seems, I mean, congratulations.
It just seems intense.
It is.
It is.
Especially if you don't know what to do with it.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
It was a point where, you know, I had to figure out, okay, where do I put this at?
Or where do I get this?
Or how do I make sure that I have money down the road?
You know what I mean?
I had to kind of put that together.
Yeah.
You know, and I had to lose some money before I got that done.
Oh, sure.
Yeah.
I had to like, okay, I want to go do this.
Oh, shit.
Damn.
That was.
Was there something crazy you invested in?
You invested in something wild in the ostrich farms or something out there?
No, not ostrich farms.
I just, I think flying PJ is the worst thing you can do.
Flying private?
Yeah, like you just spend so much.
I used to fly PJ just to fly.
Like, I'm so fucking cool.
Like, I want to get on a plane.
40 grand.
And then you look like, oh, do that 12 times.
It's like, that's big, big bread just.
Yeah.
So, you know, you got to figure your way out.
You know, you got to understand your money and what you can do with it, how you can, you know, make it grow and put it in situations to, you know, make you better financially.
Yeah, I could imagine.
Yeah, I just couldn't, that's such a wild thing for a young man to get, especially in that age.
You're 19, 20, 22 years old to get a large sum of money is risky.
And then we from Louisiana, man.
We don't got shit.
Like, we, it's, yeah.
You want to turn everything into a parade.
I want everything.
Like, you know what I mean?
Let me get that.
Let me get that.
I ain't never had that.
So, you know.
You want a stripper with speakers on the back?
You know what I'm saying?
Dude, you tell a stripper to just carry a 22 with her.
You're like, what do you keep going?
Yeah, walking with a rim out on the stage.
I just see some wild shit.
I see some wild.
I think the when I first saw a million dollars, I was so obsessed with it.
I went and grabbed a million dollars out of my account and literally just put it on the bed and just rolled around it.
Really?
And I had some adult, we just had some fun.
Like it was like, it was the first million I ever had and I wanted to be around girls and I wanted to just have like a big orgy or something.
You know what I mean?
Like some movie type shit, you know?
So I got some real good stories for it.
And that's how coronavirus got started, probably.
I'm sure that money went back into the world.
Corona was definitely in the house.
Dang, man.
Does that kind of, is it hard to like kind of curtail that kind of behavior?
Because I get addicted.
I know for myself, like I get addicted to like, if I start watching pornography, I get into watching it, you know, or that or sexual stuff, you know?
Is it hard to like, is it hard to kind of is it hard to not let that did that kind of stuff ever affect your basketball life or did it ever yeah there was a point in time when you know I would say have to be when I was with the Clippers I had just moved to LA and it was like my first time like being in LA with a lot of money so I was just like every night I was just like if we didn't have practice the next day I was definitely in somebody's red carpet
party or I'm somewhere at Crazy Girls strip club or something just lifting it up just just having a good time so yeah you know you kind of you kind of got to go through it in order to say you know what I don't really don't want to do this no more right you know what I mean that's my advice to another athlete like you know you got to see it first you got to experience know what it feels like and then you're like okay I'm all about the greater good so let me kind of shorten this up and let me figure it out how to do the right thing yeah growing up it's just some of
it's growing up I guess don't you think yeah you got to grow up especially for where from we never seen nothing I know like I ain't never seen nothing so it's like oh yeah Baton Rouge they didn't even have they had some shit all everything looked like they had done it maybe and that made it in the 70s man what like I'd be so shocked when I go downtown Baton Rouge now because there's so much shit I'm like this used to be like empty like yeah they got some nice hotels and stuff now yeah they got some pretty good nice hotels did you um yeah i could
just i just try to think about what that's like like man if i got if i was if i was uh good at something like a sport i would not even want to be playing the game a lot of time i'd feel like this game is let's get done with the game so i can go have fun you know well you got to get that check you know that's right you got to play gotta get that check so you know first and 15 you know sometimes a game you can make twelve thousand dollars for one game so it's like you gotta be there you gotta be there so that that that that was the easy part going
to the game yeah um did you ever did you ever play with any players that smoked cigarettes that still played uh well i i uh no only person to be close to smoking a cigarette is probably paul pierce he's you know he likes to drink so oh yeah he likes to have a little sig while he wears cigars he looks like yeah yeah i could see that maybe does he wear that headband in the club or not no okay okay no i
could see him with it you know what you know he is definitely worst dress ever celtic so you know he probably would wear a headband into like the club does he have a pretty good sense of humor kind of sort of yeah it's not bad yeah yeah he's callie boy so you know they're kind of like cool boy yeah yeah yeah yeah and what about blake griffin though he's really funny his like he has a come like a comedian like feel
every time he says something yeah you know so he's kind of funny but yeah that's the only other nba guy that i know is blake griffin yeah that's the same thing i find about him sometimes i can i'm surprised sometimes when he's funny because i don't at first think he's gonna be and then i'm like oh he's joking yeah he kind of gets what's going on yeah he has that humor yeah he was he was always like a comedic like relief doing hard times with the with the clippers we got this question that came in right here from a gentleman right here this little white guy a white guy which other nba
player did you fight with the most or who do you dislike the most and i'll even rephrase it was there a guy and uh whenever you played uh in the nba that you had like a arch nemesis yes i couldn't stand chris humphreys chris humphreys he was insane he was no no he was kim kardashian's boyfriend oh yeah the the big he looked like a model man he just was like yo like yo blocked your
shot you know what i'm saying he's like yo oh oh yeah big baby you like that like and i'm just like bro like why you got to be so like proper and like like god damn like it made me sick like to my fucking like every time ha ha ha yeah you almost had that like i'm like what the who talks trash like that he sounds like that count from sesame street yeah like yeah big baby yeah yeah like you know
i just i couldn't stand him i just really couldn't like at all it's hilarious yeah but he's kim kardashian so yeah yeah she definitely she really went through it likes him man now he does have he yeah he seems a little bit more like a uh model man yeah like preppy kid he went to the prep school and he's the job yeah all the girls love it oh what about that yeah yeah oh yeah you like that oh time out huh all right i'm
gonna check my stocks yes definitely definitely definitely oh that's interesting man um when you were when when i went to school in baton rouge they had this was in when master p and them were really had really set off and you were probably still at the at university high yeah i was at you high at the time and uh that's when master p and his it was really they had really set it off then when they had silk the shocker um sea murder and they used to come to the rec center yep and
they had guys no joke that would stand on the side of the court holding their clothes they were going to wear after the game yep and they would bring guys um they brought a guy that played for the celtics i think named anthony something this was before your time there uh they but they would fly guys in and they would have games with like all-stars every day at the rec center yep i was a young kid then yeah and me and garrett used to always go up there and try to play a pickup game and
it would be masterpiece ilt the chakra see murder you might have mystical on the side you got you got me a x on the side i'm just like what the i'm like looking like this the whole no limit in here yeah like you know it used to be some like epic runs you know um stromal swift would be in there college temple all type of jabari like it was crazy jabari was so fun to watch man jabari was great yeah dang yeah that's the that was like my first experience
uh watching basketball when i got over to uh baton rouge was at the rec game seeing those games and then i would go watch um you know i'm trying to think who played yeah that was when stromile played when i was in college yeah um who else played then this was before tours bright yeah tours oh man tours was the nicest kid too yeah he was he had some big hands like like like kawad leonard his hands were huge oh my god i'm talking about some you
know we used to skip school and used to go over to their wca and uh he would just like i'll be sleeping he'd just slap his hand across my back really like wake up go to class who's the uh i remember when i was growing up he was at salmon and our chris dohan was at salmon and taurus was at slot l yeah and they would play each other and they had to shut it they had to shut the parries down epic matchups epic those dudes had to play yeah chris dohan was great um
what'd you think of watching do you still watch lsu hoops yeah what about uh tremont did you love he was a one of my waters one of my favorite point guards i've ever seen play yeah he was so little i didn't i didn't realize how little he was and just then seen him play.
He's like so fast.
So fast.
You know what I mean?
So good.
I felt like I feel like he, because I think he's run some with this L Tricks who plays in their D-League team.
Yep, the Red Clock.
Maine, yeah, up in Maine.
Yep.
You know, he's just a guy that I feel like if would have went more in the tournament, went down the line, probably been a first round.
Because he's so good.
He's clutch shots.
I was looking at the Maryland NCAA game when he made the winning shot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I was just like, that was so, you know, the way he maneuvers and getting the lane.
So craft.
He has angles that are just different than people while he's moving, you know?
I love watching him, man.
I was so bummed that I can't remember if he left early or he just, he might have been a senior.
He left kind of early.
I think he was a junior going on.
I just loved watching him.
Yeah, he was so good, man.
But yeah, I follow him.
I try and keep tabs with what's going on with him.
But, yeah, I'm a huge LSU basketball fan still.
When you – And this was, I think, under Coach Brown.
Who did you guys have?
We had John Brady.
Oh, this was under Coach Brady.
So he had an assistant coach.
And I used to write papers for some of the players.
Like, they had Brian Bechera, a couple of other guys.
Brian Basher.
Ronald.
Ronald DuPree.
I don't know if it was Ronald Dupree or not.
I loved Ronald Dupree.
He was great.
Roland.
Roland.
Roll number 43. Lamont Roland.
Dude, I used to write his papers, and the assistant coach would meet me in the museum on campus and give me tickets to the games and give me autographed shit.
Yo, Lamont looked like straight convict straight out of high school.
He had an open face gold.
I remember Lamont.
Lamont had goals in his mouth, walked bowlegged.
Man, he looked like a straight convict coming straight to college.
Like he was right out of the swamp, bro.
He was right out of the, like he climbed out of the swamp.
Hands first, man.
There's no question.
That's crazy, bro.
That's hilarious.
Who's the most gangliest looking dude if you're out there on the court?
When you see this dude, you're like, how am I even going to play this guy because his body doesn't make any sense?
Who's just gumbeat out there, just like to a level?
Just, I don't, I would have to say like.
Is there anybody just they have one arm that was just too long or something?
Just somebody.
I just felt like LeBron was just too big.
Just so big, so fast, so smart.
You know what I mean?
It was too much.
It was like a cheat code.
Yeah, like playing with the Celtics and playing Cleveland when they were kind of on the ups and fighting for that Eastern Conference championship.
Like he was amazing.
And then it's like five other guys.
Like I understand why he went to Miami.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, who does that?
You're winning in Cleveland.
You're getting there, but it's just not enough because the Celtics are fucking busting your ass.
You go to Miami.
You know what I mean?
It made sense because we were fucking tagging his ass.
Like he would leave the court like sick.
Really sick.
You know what I mean?
Like salty.
Damn.
We had a team.
You know what I mean?
And then we understood what we had to do to beat him.
And so he went and got more help.
And that's what he did.
Is it once you get into, because right when you got into the pros, you guys won the championship first year.
Yeah, we're talking crazy.
Straight to the chip.
It was a crazy thing.
Did you think it had anything to do with you or not?
A little bit.
Yeah.
I mean, not in a bad way, but in my head, I'd be like, oh, this shit is awful.
Yeah, because the rookie, we do all the rookie duties.
You know what I mean?
We make sure they got the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
We make sure that, you know what I'm saying, that they get their rest.
We got the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, we make sure that everything is cool.
They call us at four in the morning, you know, and practice too.
You know, practice was my days.
Like, you know, I would help a lot.
And then I would play a little bit too.
I played a little bit.
Did you get nervous when you first started playing at the NBA?
Is there a nervous thing in it or is it still just a basketball game?
It's a basketball game, but I think when you get to the NBA, it's a whole different level.
And you can kind of see it.
You know what I mean?
Because I'll never forget.
We were playing a exhibition game and we were playing the Raptors.
And they had Andron, they had a Kit Camp Barnarni, number one pick.
Barnani, yeah, for Italy.
And we go over there, and it's our first game.
And I see my jersey, you know, from Baton Rouge.
I fucking started crying like a baby.
I'm like, oh, I made it from the bottom.
Like, oh, my God.
KG's fucking looking at me like, all right, kid.
Like, we got to tie him up.
I'm like, yeah, man.
We can't put him into the third quarter, man.
He got to tighten up.
I was like, God damn.
Like, it was just, it was just, you know, we never seen nothing like this before.
Like, you know, so I fucking cried like a baby.
Just the surrealness of it all, you know?
Yeah, man.
I made it.
Like, you know, where are we from?
It's the slums.
It's fucking crazy.
Where do you grow up in Baton Rouge?
I grew up in the Eaton Park area, Gus Young.
It's kind of midtown.
So it's kind of like the last of the number streets.
So like from 1st Street all the way to, you know, so from 35th to 49th is my neighborhood.
So tough.
Yeah.
Rough.
Real.
Was it mostly black, white?
We had a couple sprinkles of whites and Mexicans in there, you know, but it was tough for him, though.
It was tough for those.
Oh, we had this dude growing up when I was growing up called Brian Purvis, right?
And he was the first white dude ever to hang out.
Like, he was the first Wigga ever.
You know, Wigger.
Yeah.
Remember the term Wigger?
Remember?
Bro, they'd never seen it at school before, so the teachers didn't know what to do.
They'd never seen it, you know?
They put him in learning disabled classes.
They thought he was crazy.
Bro, just because he wore a red skin starter hoodie pull over and fucking smoked Marlboros and smoked Newports.
That's the only reason.
So they're like, this guy, yeah, he's crazy.
My grandmother smoked Newports, but he would always be, he would be, so we'd have to eat lunch with the special ed children.
So he would always be posting them.
He would just be dribbling invisible basketball, just posting them up in the lunch sign and shit.
Like you had dudes that can't even sing and he's fucking just posting just for the invisible ball.
Just fucking posting them up, man.
Man, that's crazy.
That's super crazy.
It was fun, though, wasn't it?
It was, man.
Like, I remember just when we used to eat, it was like a fucking party.
Yeah.
Like, like, oh, grandma cooking.
Like, oh, shit, we got everybody in the neighborhood about to come down.
Like, she about to sell plates.
Like, it's cracking.
Like, just the way we use food there, it's a form of entertainment.
And I don't think nobody else really does that.
Like, you know, a crawfish ball.
Like, you know what I mean?
It's a reason to get to, yeah, it's just, it's something about it.
Create that you have food that creates environment for people to have fun.
Yeah.
Yeah, there's just something about it.
Yeah, standing around crawfish, eating it, because you're still talking, your face is burning.
Little Larry, your granddaddy got that fucking big yellow shit on his cheek.
He don't know what's going on.
You know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Everybody's dancing, doing some type of Zydeco or some shit.
Even wild.
People playing shit that ain't even an instrument.
Yeah.
You know, somebody fucking.
Banging on the table.
Dude, I do miss it, man.
I just miss being young, I think, a lot of times.
I bet you were a fucking handful when you were young.
I don't even think about it.
You were fucking just wild and just.
I used to, some of them I wore like a lot of shirts, bro.
I remember that.
I did, man.
Because I was real small, so I put on five or six or seven fucking shirts, Brongo.
You gotta feel it out, right?
Yeah, dog.
But then the problem was, I remember my pain, my legs was so little then because my body would get all big because of the shirts.
Oh, my goodness.
I'd be fucking this role.
In Tigerland, what you doing?
Oh, now y'all talking about it.
Reggie said listening to Nelly, bro.
Telling people what's up.
Yeah, that's what Tip Drill was out, right?
Dude, Nelly was one of the last, Nelly brought black and white people, made everybody feel like they could dance, I feel like.
Oh, dead ass.
For white people, it was of one time, I feel like, in my life.
Downtown, baby.
Yo, Street.
Yeah, we can do it.
Dude, I really felt like that.
First CD I ever bought.
First CD was Nelly Grammar.
What?
It was seventh grade, 12 years old.
God, it was good, wasn't it?
I would say Tip Drill first video I masturbated to.
Oh, damn.
Have you ever seen Tip Drill?
Now we're talking about your podcast.
Like Tip Drill was like a porno.
I don't know if I saw that.
Anita Tip Drill.
I need a Tip Drill.
If you see a Tip Drill, porn I'm out.
Really?
Oh, please pull that video up if you can.
Let's see what we got here, Nicholas.
Damn.
This came on BET Uncut.
Do you remember that?
Uh-uh.
Oh, is that it?
That one right there.
Yeah, yeah, two pull.
Uh-uh.
Bone marrow.
Who is that?
Some black dudes got the wildest nicknames, bro.
You can't have bone marrow being a fucking nickname, bro.
This is my boy Liver Transplant right here.
You can't add that shit, man.
It's the blue one.
Oh, is this it?
Oh, damn.
Oh, look at that.
Oh, see, that's porn back in our day.
That's like real porn.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, yeah.
Nelly.
Them lunatic.
That man took his mask off for that ass one day.
I've never seen that man with his mask off.
Like, watching that video young, that was, that was like, God.
Definitely like.
I've never seen this one.
You've never seen this one?
Oh my goodness This is like right before Like It's still Really?
It was a serious video.
Yeah, this is really heavy, man.
Damn.
Damn.
This shit is intense, man.
Yeah, it is.
You call your sponsor.
I do need to call my sponsor then.
This seems athletic.
Somebody's really...
Man.
Talking about real tracks.
Whoa, whoa, boy.
That was close.
That was close.
That was a closer.
You might have to do a deodorant or something like that, bro.
Wow.
Nelly's the guy.
He got it started for sure, for sure.
So a lot of rappers come through NBA, too.
So do a lot of those guys invite y'all out to party or is it just kind of their own things?
Man, man, I got so many rapper friends.
It's crazy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Who parties well, really?
Oh, my God.
I would say Chris Breezy.
Yeah.
I could see that.
I walked to one of his parties one time.
I was like, what the fuck?
Why are the lights off?
Like, you know what I mean?
I can't see nobody in here.
And he was like, yeah, you know, shit, I'm trying to talk to everyone.
I'm trying to holler at everybody.
Like, damn, Chris Breeze.
Like, you got to, damn, turn the lights off.
I can't even see the hoes in here.
Like, we ain't paid the power bill, man.
But it don't matter, man.
You know, I just think that, you know, when you turn the lights off, you're just, you know, you're being sneaky.
Yeah.
Oh, there's sneak going on.
There's sneak going on.
Like, hey, you come over here.
Come meet me in this room.
Hey, you over here.
Come meet me over here in this room.
You know, they gave him a clue.
Yeah, like, goddamn.
Like, Chris Breezy was definitely, he's definitely that guy.
Yeah.
I could see that, man.
I always, and I knew you and I messaged about this.
I've always been a huge Boosie fan, and he's one of like the guys, you know, I'd love to be able to talk with him one day.
Have you ever had any experiences with Boosie?
That's my guy.
Really?
Boosie is my guy.
He's the hardest worker, bro.
Yeah, he is, bro.
And he, he, he, and I've been out to his house in Atlanta, big fucking mansion, fucking go-karts, fucking volleyball, football court, you know, football feel.
Like, he's a sports fan, and he's just, He's a legend in his world.
You know what I mean?
As far as just gangster music and just having that image.
He's the last one, really, almost.
Really, he is for sure, for sure.
And did you notice, though, he was incarcerated whenever they had, when he, whenever social media came out.
So he wasn't even on it for like eight years.
So then, because sometimes I feel like his social media is so raw sometimes.
Too raw.
Yeah.
Too raw.
Last week it got too raw.
We need to send $25 to Spicy Watkins, 7 and 1. Send $50.
Yeah.
I love him.
I was like, woo.
He is fearless.
You know what?
I was like, bro, you need a reality show.
Yeah.
And he was like, yeah, you sure?
You know, I was like, yeah, man.
Like, you're hilarious.
And just the concept of him loving his kids.
People don't see that.
Like, people don't understand that.
Yeah, he really loves his kids.
And I said, you need to show the world a different light.
You've been through a crazy path.
And now it's time to show people who you truly are and why people love you so much.
He got to clean up some things, but he'll be all right.
I think, yeah, he did just come out with dangerous perfume.
Put this on your lady.
You got that dangerous.
Too much shit, man.
Go caught that dangerous perfume.
And if you're not going to be able to do it, start it, man.
Start it.
Jackson, it's always Jackson somewhere.
Jackson, Tennessee is going down.
Yes, he does.
He does get into his promo.
Bro, when does he, I just, but really, though, he is the hardest working person that I follow on social media.
Like, it never ends.
Ends, man.
And he's trying to always figure out something.
Yeah.
You know, the man got boosty chips.
Yeah.
Boosie juice.
Everything.
Boosie.
Dude, my friend is in a boosty neck brace, dude.
It's a neck brace and you press it on the side and it's like, we all got some wrecked in.
It's unprecedented, bro.
Like, how did you even get that?
Boosie, I need that, Boosie.
I need that.
And the neck brace, so even if it's got a little thing, a motor in it, if you fucked up or hurt, it'll dance for you.
We all got some wretched ass.
And his mother's a teacher.
Yes.
His mother's a teacher.
She's still a teacher.
Man, still a teacher and still, you know, in the neighborhood.
People love, yeah, my brother has, I think, maybe done some yard work or something for them.
But yeah, he always says the nicest things about her.
Yeah, it's Connie.
It's crazy, man.
He's such a legend, though.
He is, you know, and he's a real gangster.
Is he really?
Like, he's a real gangster.
And that's the thing that people don't realize about Boosie.
Like, Boosie got, like, 30 to 40 motherfuckers around him all the time.
And if you touch Boosie, something's going to happen to you.
And that's how he rolls.
You know what I mean?
So, like, and, you know.
That's amazing.
Yeah, like, they love him, you know, from his neighborhood.
He's done so much good things and he's, you know, steady doing good things.
And so they love him.
People love him, man.
Yeah, they do.
They really do.
He's one of the last people I see on social media that is really 100% real.
No matter if he's wrong or not to others, whatever is his point of view, that's what it is.
What did he say a couple of, like a year ago?
He said some stuff on, he's like, man, half this television making these children gay, man.
Y'all putting all this shit on television.
And tell me that's kind of crazy, but it's just, it's exactly who he is.
Yeah, it is.
It is.
You know, you got to love it.
Oh, yeah.
Disfinz's comments on Dwayne.
Yeah, he came out.
Yeah, I remember him telling me, man, you can't put that.
You can't.
Mine.
You can't put that.
Come on, man.
He don't know yet.
He don't know.
He's 12 years old, man.
He don't know where his next meal coming from.
I love you, Boosie.
I'm just joking, man.
I mean, literally, man, he's my favorite person to follow.
He's just unprecedented.
Yeah, he got his own style for sure, for sure.
When you look at like, so you look at your future, like, what do you kind of see for yourself?
You know, obviously, you guys are starting the podcast.
You're such a big personality.
You know, I feel like people, so many people love you.
What do you kind of see in your future?
I definitely see myself in front of the TV.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Or in a production phase because I love entertainment so much.
And I really feel like I can be on TV and be a host somewhere.
But I did Shameless.
Yeah, we had a question right here about it.
This gentleman came up.
Look at this guy with that Carl Malone hitter on.
Oh, you see him, huh?
What up, Theo?
What up, big baby?
This is Ian in Salt Lake.
I was just wondering, I know, Davis, you were in Shameless a while back, and KG just got into acting with Uncut Gems, but do you see yourself ever getting back into acting?
Gang, gang.
Gang, bro.
What you think, man?
Hell yeah.
I think that's a, you know, I think that's definitely an area I can kind of conquer.
You know, I've always seen myself the opposite version of the rock.
You know what I mean?
Like, you got the rock and you got to get the roll.
You got the roll.
So I've always seen myself.
Yeah, the opposite of the rock.
Yeah, yeah.
So I've always seen myself acting.
And, you know, that shameless interview, like, they called me up, like, hey, you know, come in.
It was my first interview.
Like, my first, I just put my actor access out, just got me a firm to kind of, you know, start giving me auditions.
And they were like, oh, we got this shameless role.
And I'm like, okay, it's kind of dope.
He's like, yeah, you're going to be in jail.
You're going to be bodyguarding Ian.
But it was like, but you're gay.
And I was like, oh, it's my first role.
I'm gay.
I was rehearsing the role like I wasn't gay.
And then my coach was like, I think you're gay.
And so I'll never forget it.
Like, I literally put my shirt before I went for my audition.
It was like, I put my shirt and I turned around.
I was like, and they were like oh you got the part you got the part nobody's came and done that and you know you got the part and i was just like damn and so it was like wow you got you got a flavor you understand like man this is your first one and so after that i've just been getting all different types of like requests or auditions and i'm feeling like i got a like a space like okay cool this is what i what i can do you know this is what i want to do do you feel like you all i mean obviously you were you're just a
big man there's nothing you could do about that i mean some of that's nature you know you might have had some you know you might have stepped in some magical water something who knows what happened if you did something but also it could just a lot of it's nature yeah do you feel did you always feel like like sports was like your um like i have a friend who uh i was just with last week and he won the he won a mvp in the world series right he played for like 12 years and i was talking to him and he said you know um i i was i was
good at baseball but i never really i never knew how much of a pass it was a passion it was for me what was your relationship like that with with hoops was that definitely like your passion and now it's kind of like i it was my passion but i didn't know how good i was yeah you know i mean i thought i was good like okay yeah you're good in the neighborhood and you know middle school and and i started playing a you and i think it was going into my junior year and i'm like it was the abcd
all-star camp and i went out there it was the all-star i made the all-star game i was like damn you know and i'm looking at all these guys like oh dwight howard and josh smith and jr smith and sebastian telephone these are all guys that are predicted to go out of high school wow and so i'm like ranked 13 in nation and stuff and i'm like shit can i go to the nba you know and uh and i was like i need to go if i can like i never thought you know me because i thought i was gonna be running out of tiger state
and like football yeah and so wow me you know being there and seeing all that it made me like hey let's go get this money and then now my focus like okay i got a chance to make some money you know and where we from and we got a chance to make some money and make some money yeah we're gonna make it you know what i mean no matter what so yeah especially you don't have anybody like really yeah a lot of people get opportunities through their family and stuff like that like that's one thing i never had really that much you know like your dad gives you an opportunity you know or something like that you know um but
did you love it did you love playing basketball i i did i do i love it yeah you know i or yeah do you love it i didn't have to wear a helmet yeah like i i could wear my hey you know what i mean like hey i'm glad here here i am like football guys you don't know who the fuck you don't know like i'm a left tackle oh okay well he don't score touchdowns yeah you got to be yourself your personality got to be there yeah yeah so you know i wanted to if i couldn't score touchdowns i didn't want to play on the fucking line yeah oh yeah and they were going to put you there too yeah i want
to be the guy yeah you know what i mean like but then i realized like left tackles get paid damn near more than everybody on the field okay when you look at this season with the um with the virus and the way a lot of the guys like can't can't they couldn't keep the season moving we got a question right here from this gentleman right here and he's obviously incarcerated how do you feel about all the sports closing down the olympics just been postponed i was excited to see my boy mario mccoy in the skateboarding olympics for
the first time what are your thoughts on the world overreacting gang gang be out gang bro get out safely man what i want to say is yeah on top of his question like with the with the guys now they just canceled the season like yeah it's tough would that have been crazy like if that was your senior year that the year you were coming would you have i would have freaking like went crazy wow because you think about it this is what i this is what i want to do with
my life and now i have to be my last year i need to find some a job some money right now it's like i can't go do what i was you know doing in school and you know going to play for like after i leave like yeah it's discouraging but you know hopefully you know this thing will die down and guys can get back to their regular normal selves and kids can fulfill their dreams of walking across the nba stage and shaking adam silver's hand you know so hopefully you know i just
know it's tough but we understand what's going on here right and and you know and that's bigger than any sports of just people well-being and being healthy and stuff like that so did you think it was real at first like how real did you think the virus was i didn't think it was real at first i i i i would because when i was because i watched the news and i was like china like god damn i hope that don't come over here like you know what i mean i hope the chinese are wild dude let's be honest dude chinese are wild man i was over there i'm not even joking i'm on a train bro some dude is eating falcon
feet on the train next to me not even joking out of a bag man just having a couple falcon feet man just yeah i was one of them i think crawled off a fucking brown back of his neck dude i'm like damn listen um but i'm serious i'm not joking about that like i'm just sitting on a train and a man had a little bag of falcon feet and he's just having it a couple hawk nuggets yeah and he's polishing them off and it smells horrible and no but nobody else even noticed it's just just eating hawk feet they eat wild stuff you know wilder than louisiana like things we wouldn't even
eat there they're like nah that's that's crazy i seen you know having a doberman fucking leg you know dude over there it's crazy yeah it's it's super crazy i thought i love food until i seen that i'm like i don't i don't want that type of food like i i can't take it yeah man yeah i'll take a uh yeah i'll take the spicy garlic bats or the rosemary ratheads like what the hell well you know everybody gots their own way and hopefully you know this situation
they can stop that type of shit you know it's crazy with the virus how much of a scare so i know um your co-host here works in has worked in adult industry how much of a work like is the adult industry still popping or people using like you know what's going on with that well it's it's it's not really popping as much you know what i mean my you know my co-host She tells me all the time that a lot of people are affected, you know, in the adult industry from this situation.
You know, you think about all the young ladies that have jobs, all the young ladies that have, you know, I would say, you know, give me a word, tricks or escorting, escorting.
Oh, yeah.
We've had a woman on here who's a sex worker.
We've had, yeah.
It's a job for a lot of people.
Yeah, so they don't get to touch bases with those people because of the virus.
And, you know, I've been noticing that girl's been attached to OnlyFans page a lot.
Oh, yeah.
Because Riley's OnlyFans page is booming.
I want you guys to go take a look at that.
My co-host page.
And she let me know about the other things that girls can do in that industry to make money because of this virus.
So it's hard on everybody right now, especially the hoes.
Yeah.
Yeah, a lot of these hoes are really struggling, I guess.
You know, these legitimate hoes.
I'm not talking about these illegitimate hoes, man.
I refuse to talk about them.
I'm talking about these real hoes, man.
You know, these down since day one.
Bottom.
What do you call them?
Bottom?
Bottom bitches, yeah.
Talking about the foundation.
The fucking, yeah.
These real, real legit ones.
Nick, we got another question that came in.
Mm-hmm.
Look at you looking like a stud up there.
It's a nice word you chose, man.
That's not the word I would have chose, man.
Troubled fella.
Tiger Joe exotic.
Have you watched it?
Oh, my God.
All right, we'll get right into that.
Here's your boy right here, another incarcerated fan.
Big Baby Davis checking in from Massachusetts.
Okay.
What was it like to influence a culture and a generation of young sports fans in a city like Boston?
Yeah, what is up with that, man?
Because Boston, it's something else, bro.
Yeah.
You know, they're really wild, man.
It's the white Chinese, I think.
So they really acting wild.
No, I would call Boston, like, especially Southeast, like black people.
Like, because they are like, they don't play no games.
They whoop your ass.
Like, it's no joke.
You know what I'm saying?
So it was just magical.
Because you go, you know, you get drafted and you go straight to the Celtics, who the most winningest team in the NBA history.
You got all these banners and all Bill Russell and all this.
So it was like, damn, like, wow, I really am a part of something like crazy.
And just to have my own niche.
You know what I mean?
Like, just to have my own niche.
Meaning that the fact that being Big Baby in a Celtic jersey, it was crazy.
It's like to this day, people are like, oh my God, Big Baby.
Oh, my God.
I feel like I'm about to play for the damn Timberwolves or something.
They wouldn't care that.
They wouldn't care.
So it was just like, I didn't know how big, you know, the Celtic organization was when I really got there.
You know what I mean?
So it's like, to be a part of something like that and be a part of culture in that way and, you know, have your own place in there and have a championship.
It just means a lot.
And, you know, I can always go back to Boston.
Like, it's, you know, it's just, it's a great feeling because the fans, they really love sports.
Like, even the girls, like, fucko, Tom Brady, I'll suck your dad.
Yeah.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, Big Baby, I'll lick your balls.
Yeah, dude.
Yeah, I got your picture of Big Baby's autographed balls off the internet.
Yes.
Susan.
Yeah.
So, yeah, like, they love their sports.
You know, they do, huh?
They love their sports.
It really is true, huh?
It is.
Looking back on your NBA time, do you feel like you made the most of it?
As an athlete and a competitor, no.
Because, you know, you want to win more than one championship.
You want to make as much money as possible.
You know, I had the best time while I was there.
And, you know, my time got cut short because of injury.
And that's just it.
I had a wonderful time.
I love it.
Like, I have my place.
Like, you know what I mean?
No matter where I go, somebody's like, hey, that's Big Baby right there.
Oh, you only guess I've been most excited about, man.
Seriously, no joke.
I mean, yeah.
Here, we got a question right here from this guy.
He's been hunting.
Oh, look at him.
Theo, Big Baby.
Big fan of you guys both.
My name's Noah from Santa Rosa, California.
Hey, quick question for Big Baby.
Are you a fan of the new style where the young players are wearing the short shorts?
Or do you like the more traditional kind of baggier look like when you played?
Let me know.
I'm a...
I'm really...
You know what I mean?
I don't want them too short.
Yeah, you say not traditional.
You know what I mean?
I don't want them too, too short.
You know what I mean?
Because I got big legs, big calves.
Yeah, would you feel comfortable letting people see all of that work?
Yes, yeah.
I don't mind.
It's okay.
I'm working with something.
I'm working with something.
Okay, now that's a lengthy short right there.
So, yeah, now you cut off half that short.
How are you going to feel that?
Would you still be able to shoot?
Yeah.
You know what?
Would you pull them down a little bit before you shot?
I try to sag them a little bit.
You know what I mean?
Because my thighs rub together.
So I don't want to start a fire.
And would you have to put something on your legs so they wouldn't, did you have to Vaseline them or anything like that?
No, I just the tights.
I would have them come down and they're smooth.
And, you know, I wouldn't, you know, like I said, start a fire.
Yeah.
Yeah, you got to keep it, yeah.
You got to keep it classy out there.
So living in Vegas, man, that sounds intense, bro.
You know what?
It's not that bad.
It's not that bad.
You know what I mean?
People be like, oh, you stay in Vegas.
Oh, shit.
Every day is a fucking party for you.
I'm like, no, not really.
I stay in Summerlin and stay with, you know, my next door neighbor is like 70. I don't have no young kids around me.
Unless you go on the strip, right?
Unless you go look and have a good time.
Yeah.
Other than that, I would, you know, I feel like I meet prostitutes everywhere.
Yeah.
Because there's a lot of them just living there.
Yeah, so I feel like I'm meeting prostitutes all the time or pimp.
Really?
Now, have you ever had some run-ins with some crazy pimps?
Yeah, I've had some wild stories with a pimp.
I think one of my best friends had got a jail.
He's in jail for 10 years.
And he's like, bro, I want to get out.
I'm coming to Cali.
We're having a good time.
You know, whatever.
And so we go, we go to this.
He gets here and I'm like, yo, what you want to do?
He's like, dude, I got to get laid.
Yeah.
He's like, that's the first thing I'm trying to do.
Yeah, I've been, yeah.
So we go to the strip club to kind of like fish.
Throw a little, you know, little shrimp net out there.
He's out there.
You know, make it rain, see if we can grab the little shrimp.
Take the long grip.
Yeah.
Throw some dimes.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Pass the thing of quarters to some chick.
Yeah.
So you want to do laundry, baby?
We literally cruel over here.
We do all that laundry coins.
I'm like, hey, come back to the house.
So we're driving, right?
And so she's in the car, you know, they're in the back making out, you know.
I'm like, wow, he's getting busy.
And we see this car following us.
And we're like, yo, who the fuck is following us?
So, you know, now I'm like, oh, yeah, definitely.
Yeah, so she's acting weird.
And next thing you know, you know, we get to the house and we see the same car.
We're like, how the fuck does he know we're here?
Yeah.
And it's her pimp.
No.
She was like, you, he was like, you left the strip club?
You weren't supposed to leave the strip club.
What the fuck are you doing?
Like, going fucking crazy.
What did he look like?
Did he look like a pimp?
Did he have long hair?
Definitely.
He had two fucking braids.
You would have thought he was on that whoop that trick.
I don't recognize.
He don't know.
He was definitely playing on that movie.
Remembering that beat kind of stuff?
Whooped that trick.
Hit him with the fucking course.
I thought he played on the movie.
Wow.
And so, you know, he gets out.
He's like, that's my hoe.
That's my pitch.
I'm like, what?
And what are y'all saying?
We're like, hey, we was just trying to have fun.
We just met this.
My man just got out of jail.
I was trying to explain to him.
And so he's like, we settled things.
You know, we had to pay him some money and she had to go back to the strip club.
Wow.
She was mad at her pimp, though.
Damn.
Were you scared for a second?
For a second.
But then I kind of like Baton Rouge Mo crazy.
Like, all right.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like outside of Whispers or something.
Yeah.
You know?
Or one of the clubs.
You know, they always have those clubs where people always get, like, sometimes shot outside of.
But it's like, oh, Secrets over here.
You got to come over to Secrets in Avondale.
It's always like something real, like, Whispers, you know?
So, yeah, you got to come over to, yeah, you barely heard this.
It's always something.
Yeah, so we got in trouble for stealing her from the strip club.
So I got in trouble for, you know, pimp got mad.
So will you guys have any pimps on you guys' podcast?
Or what will it be like, you think?
A pimp would be really interesting because that's such a, I mean, it's really a, I feel like it's kind of a frowned upon job, but I feel like, you know, everybody needs like kind of a manager, you know, or a foreman.
You know, everybody's got to work for a foreman, you know.
Yeah, you know.
We used to have a guy I worked for we didn't like.
We used to do, you know, cleaning out wishing wells and shit in our town because they had a lot of wishing wells in Covington.
Get them?
Yeah.
So you were coined up.
So I'd be down there, bro.
I'd be down there getting, you know, sending shit up the rope, baby.
You know?
All kind of thing, man.
Mostly it's people think it's wishes.
A lot of it, they think it's not that much money.
You got a lot of people throwing furniture down there, bullshit.
A sword.
I found a sword once.
A sword?
Yeah, a bloody sword.
Well, it was a regular sword, but it had blood on it.
That's a murder weapon.
It could have been, man.
It could have been, man.
But yeah, man, but you'll be down there fucking two days come off with $9.
You know, it's a real.
That's tough.
That's a cool hustle.
And then you got to hand, you know, you got to give 60% of it to the captain, you know?
You breaking him off.
You make $2 a day, man.
I wish you will.
And the bees, too, that are down there.
People don't think about that.
They got bees down there.
Oh, come on, man.
Most people wish.
Apparently, they wish for bees because there's so many fucking bees in those things, man.
Yeah, I would think it's water and mud.
Yeah, and it's just sitting there.
The heat, people throw everything.
A lot of people use it for recycling and shit.
People think it's recyclable, you know?
I'm going to put this shit in there, man.
Nobody's coming to get that.
Not any fucking recycling.
Wishing well, Lord.
What else we got, Nick?
Hey, Deep.
Big Baby, what's going on?
My name's Tommy G from Lockport, Illinois.
Just got a question for you, Big Baby.
If you'd want to talk about it, can you talk about the NCAA?
Do you guys really have to go to class, the athletes, big names maybe getting paid off, people getting cars?
Who knows?
Let me know.
Thanks again, gang.
Yeah, how'd it go down there?
Because I was getting paid to write papers for players.
So I'm sure you guys, did you have it easy?
Did you have to go to class?
I went to class, right?
Because there's rules.
Like, right?
You got to go to class to play.
But I skipped a lot of class.
Yeah.
Because I knew what I wanted to do.
I wanted to go to the NBA.
You know what I mean?
Right.
So the only class you really need is to be at practice.
Yeah.
And like, you know, the class to pass, you know, get your grades.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, you got to get your grades and stuff like that.
But like, I was so focused on going to the NBA.
Like, I didn't really worry about what I, you know, I just felt like, okay, I need to get some business classes, some account managing classes.
But this kinesiology over here, I don't want to fucking learn about.
That's somebody else's job.
Yeah, like that's not my job.
I don't plan on doing that.
So I changed my major to theater.
And then, you know, really, yeah.
So, you took some theater classes?
Yeah.
Wow, that's awesome, man.
Yeah, so improving and stuff, all that stuff, and just learning the stage and just the history and stuff like that.
But then, you know, basketball took over.
Yeah.
And it told me, hey, you can go to the draft now.
You're going to get paid.
I was out.
So, do you ever wish you had stayed longer or no?
It's risky.
I wish I could have.
Right.
You know, but John Brady didn't fucking want me.
So it was like, oh, the next guy coming in.
Hey, get your ass out of here.
So it's like, but we got taken care of.
Yeah.
We got taken care of.
Like, LSU is not like a school where, you know, you walk around and you're broke.
Right.
Like, they're going to make sure, like, hey, you got food to eat.
You got money in your pocket.
You all right?
Come, all right.
So they really took care of us, especially the boosters out there.
They really show love.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I guess they had, it's part, I mean, you have to, there has to be some, it's deservedly so.
Did you feel like you were taking care of extra or do you just feel like, no, this kind of makes sense?
It kind of makes sense, but at the same time, I was kind of like locked because you got to think about it.
Like, I'm from Baton Rouge.
Collis Temple III, you know, first African-American.
You know, he was kind of my mentor.
Right, because his father, you said, was he the first player that played for LSU?
Yeah.
And his son, one of his sons played with you, Gary, right?
He's in the NBA right now.
That's right.
He's still in.
That's right.
Yeah.
So, you know, I didn't take a visit.
Like, Roy Williams was like, I'm not fucking coming down there and wasting my time.
They're not letting you go.
And I went to high school on campus.
So it was like, if you go anywhere, we're going to kill you.
Yeah.
Yeah, the only place you're going is right across the street.
Literally right across the street.
Your high school was on, I mean, it's almost surrounded by campus, really.
Most definitely.
As soon as you come on campus, you high.
Yeah.
And it was, oh my God, it was so hard.
Really?
It's a laboratory school, so it's like...
I'm in, I don't know.
No, it's like hard, right?
So I'm in my senior year, algebra two, with eighth graders.
So imagine being this star basketball player.
You got little Johnny over there.
Oh, my God.
Could have seen you at the game.
Let me help you with your.
Sign my beaker.
That's how it was.
Like, these kids are so smart.
And I just, I made it.
That's all I made it.
Yeah.
That's wild, man.
Is it hard?
How much has partying affected your life over the years?
Because partying for me was kind of tough.
Like, I would get, you know, like I got into drugs and alcohol for a while for me, and it started to get a little bit out of hand.
So I had to shut it down, you know?
Have you ever, have you had tough times?
I know.
I mean, there's cool stories out there about you with weed and cool stuff.
Yeah, I have some crazy stories.
I'm a weed smoker.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
I've been smoking weed since like eighth grade.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Now I think there's new laws where it's okay, right?
They can't.
Yeah, there's certain laws where it's okay.
I think they can't test the players anymore.
I'm not sure.
Nick, can you check that out?
Well, I think it's more like doing the virus series that guys won't get tested, so they don't have to worry about things.
But you're definitely going to get tested, you know.
Could some players play high, you think, in the NBA?
Oh, no question.
Really?
Matt Barnes played high every fucking game.
Wow.
He and Steven Jackson have a podcast.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, Matt Barnes played, like, I'll be scared to hang out with Matt sometimes.
Like, Matt, I'm going to burn one and then I'm going to take a shower.
I'm like, God damn, like, you get high every he, but it didn't affect his play.
Like, he would be out there competing.
And it's black or white.
He's mixed.
He's mixed.
See, he, I think a 100% white guy couldn't do that.
I don't think.
At all.
Yeah.
Dude, I always, yeah, I think, I think, I think, this is a generalization, but I think black guys and white guys get affected by weed differently.
Like, I would see black guys that could smoke weed and do some amazing shit, bro.
I would see white guys that could smoke weed and not do anything at all, bro.
Like, be paralyzed, you know?
And then I'd have friends that could smoke and play a whole game.
It just blew my mind.
Yeah, I think the last white guy to smoke weed during the game was Larry Bird.
Yeah.
Or Jason Williams.
Remember that guy?
White Chocolate?
He might have smoked.
He definitely got high.
Yeah, he was sure.
He did.
Sam Perkins, remember how high he looked?
Remember him that played for the Sonics?
Wow, he used to get high.
Rashid Wallace, for sure.
Oh, he looked so high for sure.
I can't even imagine.
He might have been shooting weed into his arms.
No question.
He might have had the suppositories, bro.
He might have put two in his butt, you know?
I could see some of these guys being out there high.
Oh, that's Matt Barnes right there?
No, that's David Steidemeyer.
Him and Rashid, they were always getting in trouble.
For weed.
Yeah.
That's remarkable, man.
And that's why I think it was just, yeah, like, I don't see how some guys can do that, but that's the difference between me and a lot of different.
Yeah, I couldn't do it.
Really?
I could not do it.
Did you ever get high in play?
One game, Sacramento.
And I had a good game.
You did?
But it was just like, I didn't know what the fuck was going on.
Everything was like, I was just staring.
Like, one time I was at the free throw line, it was like, they gave me the ball and I just was staring at the rim.
Yeah.
Like, literally just staring at the rim.
And I'm like, oh, oh, shit.
No, shoot it.
Hurry up.
You got 10 seconds to shoot it.
I was literally standing up there for like a whole like nine seconds.
Shot the ball real quick.
I was fucking stoned.
Damn, bro.
That's crazy.
Were you scared?
No.
You know, I was like, cool.
Like, Doc, yeah.
You know what I mean?
Doc Rivers yelling at him.
I'm like, oh, okay, doc.
Like, I don't really care.
It's okay.
Did Austin ever play with you?
Did his son play with you guys?
Yeah, he did.
He did.
Did his son get a special treatment?
Because I remember his son played with the Pelicans.
How could you not, I guess?
It was tough.
You know what I mean?
Because as an athlete, you know what I mean?
You watch, I mean, as an athlete, and you come in this game, and there's really no handouts or no something given to you.
You know what I'm saying?
It's a business when you get there.
Yeah, you got to make your, you got to earn your keep and make sure you get your, you know, on the totem pole.
You know what I mean?
So it's like, it was hard for Austin because his dad was the GM president and, you know, he just had a hard Year in New Orleans, and everybody's like, Oh, he's not paying out, you know what I mean?
Right.
And then now you have your father say, Hey, come over here, son.
Let me show the world that you can play.
Let me give you all this money and show the world.
But at the same time, he can play.
Right?
He just had to find his niche and find who he was.
And I think he had to humble himself.
He had to really humble himself because, you know, Dookies, they just think they're like fucking.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm the guy.
Alex Humphreys in him.
Yeah, so he had to kind of figure that out.
I think after that, he's become a solid player.
And if my son was about to get kicked out the lead, and I'm the freaking president.
Okay, son, come here.
Come here.
Matter of fact, you got to give me 10%, 20% of that contract I just gave you, goddammit.
But we're going to have you over here.
Yeah, we're going to have you over here.
And then he found this niche.
And, you know, now he's sticking and he's, you know, he's in the lead for sure.
My last question I have for you.
You know, Zion Williams, Zion Williams has a big body type.
He's got that body type.
When you see him, do you relate to that body type at all?
Do you...
I didn't jump as high, but the game is so fast now.
Right.
And you see the injury that he just had in this game.
Before he even started, yeah.
Before he even started.
So I think he has to understand how to play the game so he can play for a longer time.
I think the way his game is, if he doesn't find another way.
It's balls to the wall he plays.
Yes, if he doesn't find another way to be successful, then he's not going to play a long time.
Wow.
Because he's so explosive and that leaves you, right?
You know what I mean?
Oh, yeah, totally.
Right?
Blake Griffin used to jump out the freaking gym.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Now he jumps as high as he needs to.
Yes, and now, but at the same time, he opened up the three-point range.
Blake Griffin wasn't a good three-point shooter when he came in the league.
Now he's capable of knocking down, shooting 35, 36, 40% from the three-point line.
So he has to, Zion has to figure out his niche.
How can he be successful and kind of use his energy in spurts because the game is so freaking fast?
So like, I think, you know, him developing kind of like a back to the basket, a slowdown type of field game, I think he'll play longer.
Do you think you played the best way that you could have played?
I think I'm the last of the fat boys, right?
The Oliver Millers.
Oh, remember him?
The Robert Tractor Trailers.
I think I'm the last of those guys.
Right?
Because Draymond Green was kind of one of those guys after me.
Yeah, he was a little strong.
He was not stronger, sorry, but he wasn't that fat, though.
Yeah, but he was kind of like chubby, fat, you know what I mean?
And then he kind of took his game to another level when he became more – Yeah, you know, he barely can shoot, but you know, but he's such a facilitator, defensively-minded type of guy.
He fights, yeah, yeah.
So, like, he's kind of those guys that made the transition into, like, okay, the game is up and down more.
I'm a big, heavy-set guy.
I got to slim down.
So, Zion is going to have to figure out his way, and he'll be all right.
Was there ever like a lot of racist stuff in the league, or people are pretty chill in the NBA?
It depends.
You run into assholes, guys that are, you know, that kind of don't see both side of the world.
Right.
You know what I mean?
You see them, but I try to stay away from them because I'm in the love space.
Yeah, yeah, because I'm quick to slap a motherfucker.
Damn, bro.
I like that.
That'd be beautiful to see, man.
Yeah, I've seen it.
Big baby slap hut, dog.
I'd send some people over to that motherfucker.
Slap you to sleep.
Oh, yeah, bro.
I always see that.
Did you ever get hit?
What is the wildest thing this is the last question I have that you ever got hit up to do?
I'm sure a lot of people will be like, hey, come do this.
Come do wrestling.
You know what I'm saying?
Come tickle my fucking cousin, you know, for $50,000.
Is there ever like a crazy thing you got invited to go do and whether you did it or not?
I had an opportunity.
A guy wanted me to fuck his wife.
Like, literally, like, the white guy.
A white guy?
White guy.
I knew it, bro.
I knew it, dude.
That's not a black sport.
Okay, bro.
Come bang my wife is not a black sport.
I swear to God.
Really?
Just a more hidden surprise.
Oh, my God.
The dark arts.
Like, literally.
Literally, we're playing.
I think I just hit the game-winning shot in Orlando.
Pushed the kid, and we're in Orlando.
Oh, yeah.
Fucking kid, bro.
Get the fuck out of here, son.
You know what I'm saying?
It's these entitled kids.
What's that fucking kid doing on the court, bro?
And they made me apologize to him.
I'm like, this is what you fucking paid for.
Where is that kid now?
Yeah, you paid to get pushed, dude.
For an extra $2,000 seat, you get fucking jawjacked, little daddy.
Welcome to fucking big baby slap hut, son.
I'm sorry, bro.
These kids are getting out of hand, you know?
Bro, it's so wild now these days.
Crazy.
Kids have all the rights.
Kids are suing people on an app.
Like, what the fuck?
Kids are like leaving home at 15. Yeah, seven.
I saw some dude the other day, a nine-year-old just got a fucking studio apartment near me.
I'm like, damn, this shit.
These people are wilding, bro.
He can't even use his stove.
They had to unplug his stove.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
I'm like, what the fuck, man?
Good ass whoopers.
I believe in those.
So what happened?
What'd you say to the guy?
I was just like, I'm sorry for pushing you.
And, you know, no harm.
You know, the husband.
Huh?
The husband.
I don't care about the kid.
Did you go get the money or not, man?
You didn't?
Oh, well, that situation, I'm in Orlando after the game, and I see this woman.
You know what I mean?
And I'm just like, she's like, go take a picture.
I get back to the bus.
As soon as I got, it wasn't even like five minutes.
Wow.
DM, hey, me and my husband, you know, my husband, I want to fuck you.
And my husband wants to watch.
And like, we'll pay you $5,000.
And how close did he want to sit?
Did they say or anything?
No.
But, you know, I wasn't going to let him sit close.
He going to have to watch kind of far.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, how close are you going to be?
You know what I'm saying?
Like, close enough to cook a marshmallow on my back.
You know what I'm saying?
How close are we going to be?
You know what?
Depending on how much you're paying, you know what I mean?
Go ahead and you can't touch, but you can get this extra good seat right here.
It's a $10,000 seat.
It's a $2,500 seat.
Yeah, the chair across the room, that's a $2,000 seat.
The chair right here is a $12,000 seat.
For sure.
Did you honor the commitment or no?
Yes, I did it.
Yeah?
Yeah.
And were you scared or not?
No.
You know, I just do what I do, you know, whip it out.
Yeah.
Just get ready.
You know what I mean?
She was already ready.
So it wasn't like, oh, okay, she was, you could tell she was, you know, wet and juicy.
Okay, fired up.
Yeah, you could just see, like, okay, she's ready.
And then I'm looking at him.
I'm just kind of like.
Did you wait for a signal or anything?
I'm like looking like over there and trying to stay focused here and try to see what the fuck he's doing.
You know what I mean?
Like see if he's doing what, like videotaping or something.
Videotaping or what that was in the rule.
You can't videotape or anything like that.
Okay.
Or just like, you know, you know, touching himself.
Yeah, like, hey, don't be beating your meat while I'm getting off right here.
I don't know.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
That's insane.
That's the craziest thing I ever did.
That's cold.
That's pretty wild.
That's pretty.
That's an adventure, though.
I feel like that's an adventure.
A lot of people, I feel like, kind of dabble in that sort of world, you know.
We had somebody one time email, offered us $10,000 to go make love to his wife somewhere.
I was trying to broker that shit, get a little commission.
Yeah.
So got to respect Nick, man.
He's a good producer, dude.
That's crazy.
But yeah, it's the kind of stuff that happens.
But yeah, so how close did the guy sit?
He had the $5,000 seat.
Okay, there you go.
He had the $5,000 seat.
Right on.
Well, this feels like a million dollar seat to me, man.
I appreciate it.
Thanks so much for coming in, man.
That's so cool, bro.
I was waiting for this.
I've been a big fan of yours for so long.
I was waiting for so long for this.
Fucking big baby.
Yeah, we was watching the wings show where he was eating the wings and shit.
Oh, yeah.
Those wings are really, some of them are really intense and some of them are easy, dude.
Being from Louisiana, those bitches are easy.
Yeah, we watched that and I was just like, I got to get with this guy, you know, and see.
You know, we from Louisiana, so we got to stick together, man.
Thank you for having me, though.
Yeah, thank you guys.
And I want to offer to come on the pod whenever I'm out there in Vegas and check it out.
Man, you got to, man.
See what's going on.
And when can people find the podcast?
The podcast is about to go up.
You know, we have Instagram, the rabbit and the bear.
We have websites and stuff like that.
We're just trying to get it out there now.
So like, you know, I appreciate you for showing us some love, man.
No, man.
I appreciate you coming in.
It's nice to just kind of go through some of those times when, yeah, because I was such a fan of my favorite sport in the whole world is LSU basketball.
And because my dad was real old.
My dad was 70 when I was born.
He was an old man.
And so he and Dale Brown were friends when they were young.
Wow.
And so we grew up big fans.
I just, I've always been such a fan, dude.
So, yeah, thank you for entertaining us so much.
For sure.
A lot of fun.
Jabari, that dude is hilarious.
I know, man.
I grew up on those guys, man.
2000?
For sure, for sure.
Glenn Davis, thanks for being here, man.
Thanks for having me.
You have the rabbit and the bear.
Which one are you?
I'm the bear.
Okay.
Okay, cool, bro.
After that last year, I don't know if you maybe was the rabbit man.
You know, she got a lot of ass, so, you know, that's bear-like.
You know what I mean?
Titty's bear-like, too.
Some bears have good tits on them, man.
Some of these nature channels, they're not really showing everything, bro.
Thanks for being here, man.
Thanks, big dog.
Now, I'm just floating on the breeze, and I feel I'm falling like these leaves.
I must be cornerstone.
Oh, but when I reach that ground, I'll share this piece of mind I found I can feel it in my bones.
But it's gonna take a little time for me to set that parking break and let myself all wild shine that light on me.
I'll sit and tell you my story and I will find a song I will stay there just to go.
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