Dec. 11, 2021 - The Political Cesspool - James Edwards
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You're listening to the Liberty News Radio Network, and this is the Political Cesspool.
The Political Cesspool, known across the South and worldwide as the South's foremost populist conservative radio program.
And here to guide you through the murky waters of the Political Cesspool is your host, James Edwards.
Civvy sidewalks, busy sidewalks, rest in hearty stars.
In the air, there's a feeling of Christmas.
Children will laugh and people pass it.
Smile after smile.
And on every street corner, you hear silver bells, silver bells.
It's Christmas time to see.
Realing.
Hill every Christmas Day.
Keith, you know, if anybody's wondering, why haven't we played the songs like Joy to the World or Oh, Come Let Us?
That's the next two weeks as we get right upon, right up on Christmas.
We're doing the pop music of Christmas for the last.
How do you think we've been doing?
I think we've been great.
Last for the last three, what, three weeks now?
Going back to the first Saturday after Thanksgiving?
And you're asking me about Dean Martin.
Dean Martin was from Steubenville, Ohio.
He was of like southern Italian descent, and he was the straight man in the Martin and Lewis comedy team, which, I mean, was the funniest thing in the world from the late 40s until the mid-50s.
I remember those movies like Delicate Delinquent with Jerry Lewis and whatnot.
And we're in the Army now with Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis.
But see, Dean Martin got tired of being second banana to this Jewish nebish.
And, you know, see, basically, Jim Carrey tried to carry on doing what Jerry Lewis invented.
Jerry Lewis was recognized as being Jewish in France, and that's why they thought he was the funniest thing in the world.
They called him Le Grand Buffoon.
And he really was funny.
But on the other hand, Dean Martin was an alpha male and a big ladies man, and he really kind of rankled in to be playing second banana to this nebish guy who was, you know, trying to be as, you know, dweeby as possible and succeeding at it.
So that's why they broke up.
If you really want to know the truth, that's why he broke up.
And of course, Dean Martin had a good career after that.
And Jerry Lewis's career basically was not ever as high or as good as it was when he was together with Dean Martin after Dean Martin.
Well, as you can tell, ladies and gentlemen, we're top 40 radio hosts at our core.
We know everything.
We know everything about everything, right?
Okay, well, we tend to.
We know about Jussie Smollett.
Jussie Smollett was this B-list actor who said that...
One of the famous unknowns, as I would call them.
These people that are supposedly big shots nowadays that, you know, back when we were kids, everybody knew who the Beatles were.
Everybody knew who the Rolling Stones were.
Everybody knew who the grassroots were.
Now, you're missing one.
Who's that?
Oh, Frankie Valley in the four seasons.
Yeah, right.
Well, see, everybody knew who the big hits were.
Jussie Smollett, I had no idea that he was anybody can tell this host.
Well, I do because I follow weird things, but Jussie Smollett was a B-list actor, and that's giving him a lot of credit.
But what you know him for, of course, is that he said, and this was his story, this was his sworn even testimony.
Testimony under oath.
But before that, his police report and what he stuck to all the way through, that he was leaving a subway in sub-zero temperature near midnight in Chicago.
And it just so happened that there were two Donald Trump supporters that were walking down the street with a noose and bleach.
This was his story.
A noose and bleach.
He can't make this stuff up.
Two Trump supporters wearing a MAGA hat that just happened to be in sub-zero weather at midnight in Chicago, armed with a noose and bleach.
And then they recognized him.
They weren't there waiting for him.
They weren't stalking him.
They just happened to pun him.
And they found a lot of a John Grisham novel like what was that thing?
Time to kill.
Time to kill you.
And so they saw him, and then they lynched him and they poured bleach on him.
And, of course, as it turned out, those were acquaintances of his that he hired to do that.
But he stuck with this all the way through the trial.
Nigerian bodybuilder.
And then he was, of course, he was a homosexual on top of black.
So he really had, I mean, the world was his oyster.
I mean, he was.
Why did he have to go on top of the food chain?
Why did he have to go and blow it?
But he was found guilty on counts one and two just this week of felony, disorderly conduct.
Guilty on count three, guilty on count four, guilty on count five, but not guilty on count six.
So he's facing actually some hard prison time, compounded by the fact that he actually went on the stand and stuck to this lie and perjured himself before the judge.
Now, our good friend Sam Dixon said Atlanta is so progressive that they wouldn't have even sought to bring Smollett to trial, although Chicago did, and now he's been found guilty.
Now, the question is, of course, will he actually serve time?
Sentencing has not yet occurred, but the CNN, everybody was covering it this week.
Justice Smollett, this is from CNN, certainly no friend of ours, even though they had me on a lot back in the day.
Justice Smollett found guilty of lying to the police and hate crime hoax is the headline.
Actor Jussie Smollett was found guilty Thursday of five of six felony counts of disorderly conduct from making a false policy.
See, this has irritated them almost as much as Kyle Rittenhouse.
But he fighting to get away with it.
He's been prosecuting Kyle Rittenhouse got off.
I mean, these people are apoplectic.
But all, Keith, he did get away with it inso much as all of the Democrats, including Joe Biden at the time, all the Democrats, all of the media, 100% of Democrats, 100% of media, and a damn good percentage of the Republicans were saying, oh, we stand with Jussie.
Justice for Jussie.
I mean, he made a lie.
I didn't apologize to the American people for exercising such colossally bad judgment.
He instantly went in the tank for this guy, this liar, to perpetrate this anti-white narrative.
And he was a liar, and we knew he was lying, but he thought he could be the star of the new Birmingham church bombing, right?
Exactly.
We were talking about that the Birmingham church bombing is another case of an overblown situation.
What happened in that, there was a guy named Dynamite Bob something or other, and Bobby Frank Jerry became in the Klans, in the Klan.
And what they were trying to do was set off a bomb in this church in a remote part of the church where nobody would be injured.
It would break some windows and would scare people.
Not that we're saying you're telling the truth.
You draw whatever conclusions you want to from this, but this is what it's become.
All right, look, we don't know.
It's been worse than don't do it.
Don't do it.
But just as that was a most infamous case, he thought he could be the star of a case that he survived and reap all of the financial reward.
Why you had four deaths in the 16th Street Baptist Church bombing in 64, I think it was, or 63 in Birmingham.
Those Klansmen didn't count on four little girls playing hookie from Sunday school, going into an escape, an exit that said no entrance, emergency exit only, and smoking, and that's where the bomb went off.
That's why they were killed.
We're going to talk about Bob Dole in the next segment.
I will say this.
Don't blow up churches, okay?
That should go without saying.
But what I will also say is what is remarkable about what violence that happened during the so-called civil rights movement, which was actually how minor it was compared to STS in the early 70s.
They bombed over our house.
You are a racist.
Your mom is a racist.
Your dad is a racist.
And your entire family is racist.
And you should all be punished.
That's what Governor Brad Little thinks about you.
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This is the doctrine that teaches your children that just because they are white, they are racist.
Yes, your governor, good old Brad Little, violated the constitutional law and did this while you weren't watching.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know about you, but I'm looking forward after having all of this fun the last couple of weeks, three weeks now, I guess it's been, to getting down and listening to some of those Christmas carols that we all know and love so well that hearken the birth of Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior, and that's coming up over the course of the next two weeks.
December the 18th, our broadcast that night, and then Christmas night, we will be with you here on TPC.
We'll be sharing in that together.
Really excited about that.
I don't think we've ever been live on Christmas night before, even after however many decades it's been.
I have a friend, a lady friend, and for the first time that I can remember, I am booked to go out on Christmas Eve and New Year's Eve because both of them are on Fridays and on Saturday.
Well, Keith dates nights are Fridays.
She knows, his special ladyfriend knows he is indisposed on Saturdays.
So Keith is carousing on Fridays, and that's what we want him to do.
Yeah, you know, first things first.
Okay.
Well, listen, we got, all right, we got to talk about this.
So Bob Dole died this week.
Bob Dole.
Mr. Viagra.
If you want to know if a person lives a life worth living, judge them by their obituary.
So when Hutton Gibson died, he was called a raging anti-Semite.
The world is better without him.
We were talking with David Cole earlier in the hour tonight.
One of the Jewish writers for Hollywood Gospel magazine said, bye, bitch.
And that was the whole thing in response to Hutton's death.
You're known by your enemies.
So Bob Dole, on the other hand, was universally lauded this week.
And if you were universally lauded by the system, its government, its media, you left a lot on the public.
You were their punk.
You were their punk.
Hey, hey, that damn right.
That's exactly what he was.
Everybody remembers him now for being, you know, punking himself out or pimping himself out for Viagra commercials late in life.
It's like, you know, like the old DuPont chemical company commercials in the 60s, better living through chemistry.
He was, you know, this is a supposedly serious politician who ran serious campaigns for president, was a vice president, I think, or I don't know if he, all I know is that he was very big.
He was a senator, and he ran for president.
And here's the thing that I look, in 92, right?
In 96, he ran, and that was Pat Buchanan's year.
So Pat Buchanan.
96, 96.
Pat Buchanan ran in 92 against George, the sitting president, okay?
It had a strong showing.
96 would have been Pat's year, but the establishment, the system, ran Bob Dole, who was even in 1996, this sort of walking, talking, cadaver.
Kind of the Republican version of Joe Biden.
Well, he was like a Jack Kemp type guy, completely uninspiring.
He was a walking, talking cadaver even in 96.
He had no chance of getting memory lapses.
He was kind of funny.
He had no chance of beating Bill Clinton, the general.
That was Pat's year.
But this is it.
So he, okay, you're a United States senator.
You're a presidential nominee.
You do nothing to advance the interests of your own people.
He is being lauded by the press, lauded by Joe Biden.
He's had about 14 funerals this week.
He's laying in state all over the place in their capital.
It's not our capital.
It's their capital.
Okay.
He's all over the place.
And so, you know what?
When one of our people died, when Gordon Baum died, you know what the headline was?
Rotten hell.
When I die, it's going to be rotten hell.
I want those headlines.
Let me tell you something, folks.
If I die and you read anything favorable about me in the press, I didn't do it right.
This guy didn't do it right.
Look, I mean, yeah, I mean, he looks like a cadaver.
He looks like a cadaver.
And see, basically what they did, he was responsible more than any one person for the sales bump for Viagra's.
People said, if Viagra can do it for him, I need to get some of that stuff.
Well, I don't care about any of that.
I mean, it's funny, but I don't care about any of that.
What I care about is this was a guy who had an opportunity his whole life, the likes of which most of us will never enjoy.
A United States senator, he could have actually done something.
He's been a force for good.
He could have been a force for good, but instead, he was the lackey.
He was the punk, as you said, and quite rightly so, Keith.
He was the punk for the system.
And now he's getting proper headlines and proper praise on his death.
Joe Biden.
If Joe Biden praises you, you know you're a rotten, dirty scoundrel.
I don't like to speak ill of the dead.
That's what they do.
I mean, we're better than that.
But I got to point this out for anybody that needs some instruction on how to live their life.
Live a life to where you have an obituary that condemns you.
If the New York Times is praising you in your obituary, you were no good.
You were no good.
You didn't live a life worth living.
And this guy didn't live a life worth living.
Maybe he was nice.
Maybe he went along to get along.
He was just a pushover.
Part of the country club called the U.S. Senate.
Just a terrible, terrible thing.
I remember 96.
That was, you know, I was coming of age then.
And I remember, you know, it was not until 2000.
That was a disappointment even compared to George H.W. Bush.
Well, it was Dolan Kemp.
I mean, can you think of a more uninspiring ticket than Dolan Kemp?
Oh, my gosh, you know, it's just horrible to think that that's what we, that Americans thought they were voting for conservatives when they voted for Dolan Kemp.
And they were fighting, I admit.
These people.
And Pat was number two in the running in that primary season in 96.
And, you know, I remember, you know, it was 92 when my father first told me about Pat Buchanan.
So 96, I was watching it, but it wasn't until, of course, 99 and 2000 when I actively got involved.
I was old enough to get involved.
But, yeah, Bob Dole, look, I mean, rest in peace.
I hope you're heaven.
I don't know where you're at.
But you had a grand opportunity to make a difference for the good, and you didn't come through.
That's it.
And any of these people like John McCain, who has it's like these Friday the 13th sequels.
John McCain was active evil.
I don't know whether Dole was active evil, but John McCain was.
Probably not.
But if you're being universally appraised by the system, John McCain's father was chosen by LBJ to head up the cover-up of the U.S. Liberty disaster.
That tells you about John McCain's antecedents.
Plus, he threw all of his Confederate ancestors under the bus.
I'm ashamed for his ancestors that they even produced people like John McCain in their land.
Oh, man.
John McCain was a southerner?
He couldn't have been.
Yeah, at Carroll County, Mississippi, there was a big family plantation down there.
How'd he end up in Arizona?
Who knows?
Ambition.
Well, he was in the military.
That's what it was.
See, they were all military men.
His grandfather was an admiral.
He was the one picked by LBJ to put the kibosh on any connection of the USS Liberty bombing on the Israeli government.
And of course, it was the Israeli government that did it.
And they did it because they thought that if they did that and blamed Egypt and there weren't any dead men tell no tales, they thought they were going to send that ship to the bottom of Davy Jones' locker.
And if that had happened, they wanted to gain the Suez Canal as a result of that Six Days War in 1967.
And when the thing went, when the darn ship wouldn't sink, LBJ calls Mr. Fixit, John McCain's father, and said, make it happen.
Well, I got a serious question that harkens back to a couple of segments ago during the break.
We were talking about this.
You know, we had that battle of the bands a few, a couple of months ago between the grassroots and who was the other one?
Herman's Hermit, sir.
No, no, no.
Herman's Hermit's going to make that one.
Oh, my God, help me.
I tell you, man, I didn't know.
No, the grassroots, who was it?
Grassroots and the Turtles.
The Turtles, that's right.
Gary Lewis and the Playboys or the Buckinghams.
Well, the Buckinghams had the talent.
Gary Lewis had the name.
He's got a bunch of people.
Stuff Garrett was his producer.
He said he could make him put his voice through the voice model like that.
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Santa Claus, go straight to the ghetto.
Feel every stocking you find.
The kids are going to love you so.
Leave a toy for Johnny.
Leave a dog for Mary.
Leave something for the baton.
And don't forget about Gary.
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Santa Claus, go straight to the ghetto.
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Oh, man.
You know, Jack Ryan's on deck when we got music like that coming up.
And Jack, listen, I'm happy to have you back.
Every week I read the body count in Chicago, and I said, was this the week that Jack's number came up?
And thankfully, for us and for everyone, Time X watch you take it.
Take a link in and keep on ticking.
You're still there.
How you doing, buddy?
I'm alive.
I'm there outside of Chicago, but I still have property in the city.
Yeah, we've had some minor issues with crime and shooting.
So this week, Shotton killed nine, shot and wounded 50.
I get there at they're not dead.
That is a slow week.
Yeah, really.
Barely worth mentioning.
Year to date, shot and killed total homicides, 810.
Total shot, 4,347.
So we're on track to break our record about 850 murders.
But you know what?
You can brag about Chicago all you want, but Memphis has been declared the most dangerous city in America.
Well, they pushed back on that this week and said they're really not.
I mean, it'd be hard to be Chicago.
I mean, Chicago.
That's on a per capita basis.
There are a lot more people in Chicago than in Memphis.
Right, they are there.
The problem is with that is people start rooting.
It's really bad, and then actually they say, okay, if we're going to be bad, we might as well go for number one.
So other cities like Camden, New Jersey, I think actually the Notre Dame one in Indiana has a real that with that gay mare that they have there.
What a booty man.
Well, we need to play what's that guy in the, you know, after Christmas.
And in fact, what was the guy's name that did I'm your booty man?
We can't do that during Christmas.
When he runs for president, we're going to run that every day that we have something on him to say.
Casey and the Sunshine Band.
I like this.
That's it.
Casey and the Sunshine Band.
Thank you so much.
Casey wasn't a gay band, but it wasn't a gay band.
It's just like disco.
That's another myth.
It just kind of seemed like a disco that likes to dance is homosexual.
That's not true.
I'm a great dance dancer, partner dancer.
I'm looking to dance with all of the nice gals in Memphis, Tennessee, Nashville, Tennessee.
Let's get out there and dance.
It's just to be a good dancer.
It doesn't matter.
There's a place in Memphis called the Rumble Room that we need to introduce you to.
I've been there.
Yeah, Jack's a dancer.
You know, Jack, you come down here, you're going to find a Southern Baptist girl at the Rumble Room who's going to sire your children.
Let's do it.
Am I right?
I'm out there.
He's ready, man.
He's volunteering for America.
We got a great E Christmas card from Jack today.
And, you know, Jack's part of the family.
Is he not, Keith?
He is.
He's an indispensable part.
And I'll put Mr. Producer on the spot right now.
Mr. Producer, did you or did you not say, and you can call me a liar on the air or in Jack's ear, whichever you prefer, did you say each show is better?
Every show is better if Jack's on it.
Did you say that, Mr. Producer?
Are you speaking to the Great Beyond?
No, no, I'm speaking to Mr. Producer.
Yeah, there you go.
There he is.
There he is.
Jack heard it if it didn't go out over the air.
So look, if you could charm the production staff, you know, that's it.
Because these guys are proposed because I'm a contributor.
I'm like a stripper that has to pay to dance.
You know, I have to.
Hang on, hang on, hang on.
Now we're engaging in conversation with Mr. Producer.
What'd you say about South Carolina, Mr. Producer?
Oh, yes.
Well, that's, hey, you remember that show?
Yeah, he's South Carolina.
You remember being in South Carolina earlier this year?
This has been a fast year.
They seem to speed up.
I tell you, every year I grow older, the year goes by a little bit faster.
But how about that weekend we spent in South Carolina?
Our producer is still talking about that.
That was six months ago.
All right.
Yeah, no, I was there.
I had a great time.
Good folks.
But Charleston is not as southern as it was in the 80s.
I want to recommend this documentary, Sherman's March.
It's about a southern guy that his women, his mother, his sisters are trying to get him married.
And he tries to reenact the World War, Civil War, General Sherman.
And he goes around and they just have all these women trying to date him and marry him and stuff.
It's a great Guan 1, but it shows Charleston in the 80s was so southern.
It was so great.
So I was a little disappointed that it's been colonized by New England people that we've talked about that.
The Eastern Seaboard is gone.
Well, we've talked about that a lot.
I mean, as late as the mid-2000s, they were still, I mean, they had the last Confederate funeral.
We've talked about that so many times on this program.
The burial of the crew of the HL Hundley submarine.
And I was there for that.
And you're talking about 10,000 people in Charleston Harbor, downtown Charleston.
And it was, you know, very reverential and very respectful.
Ted Turner led the parade and the procession.
And everybody was crying and screaming.
And it was just wonderful, wonderful, wonderful outpouring of Southern love and support for our heroes.
And that was just that day's past.
That was, you know, not just within my lifetime or the lifetime of our listeners, but only 15 years ago.
And it was just a lot of world away.
Well, there's some other ones.
And the town that we I saw you in, what was it, Greenville?
What was the town that we're in South Carolina?
Yeah, we were in Greenville.
I was very impressed with Greenville.
The economy is going very well.
They have, I think, German automobile manufacturing there.
And they just have, it's a nice mix.
It's still southern.
And there's Midwesterners.
So we Midwesterners, which is what I am.
You know, we have our strengths and weaknesses.
We're not communists.
We're not cultural Marxists and stuff.
Our main problem is we're a little bit boring and kind of bland.
You know, the coastal cities, Jack, have gone, but you go to the interior, like Charleston is on the coast.
It's gone.
But Greenville is interior, and there's still some old sounds to Greenville.
Well, I'll tell you, this thing about Greenville, and you'll remember, Jack, this is the man whose name comes up, has come up increasingly over the course of the last few months, and including last week when Kim was on with us from Missouri.
But that is, of course, Rick from South Brooklyn.
And me and you, and the last memory I have of our time in Greenville, that magical weekend back in the summer, was me, you, and Rick going out for brunch right before we all broke camp and went home.
You remember that one?
They even have brunches.
I think Greenville, South Carolina.
They do, and it was fantastic.
It was good.
It was really nice.
No, it's really great.
Good folks.
And yeah, I think, I mean, certain places, it's not all gloom and doom.
And so certain other places are doing well.
The economy of Greenville is great.
They got a nice mix of tourism and manufacturing.
I think they have BMW and Mercedes plants there.
So the economy is doing well.
There's obviously going to be a lot of people trying to get out of places like where I am.
And you got to, you know, you just got to pick some things.
But if some Midwestern person, they come in, just like teach them some Southern history, some Southern manners or some things like that.
And we're going to have to do that.
We've got an assignment for you, Jack.
We want you to come up with that compendium one through 10 of one of the best places to bug out to if you were living an urban hellhole.
Well, he didn't like Myrtle Beach, but he did like Greenville.
And I got to agree with you, Jack.
Greenville was really remarkable and charming.
It still had some southern flavor, but was a little cosmopolitan.
It had a fantastic river walk area downtown that was quite nicely developed.
Absolutely.
It was nice.
Favorable demographics.
Good demographics.
And I told the really pretty gals that were showing me high-end apartments that I haven't had a Chicago or New York Northeastern woman ever smile at me or make me a sandwich in 20 years.
And she said, hey, if you came down here, I'd make you a sandwich.
Oh, boy.
You must have known you were a TPC guy laid it out like that.
But I remember this.
I do remember this about being in Greenville.
We were at that downtown hotel when we were there for that event, and we were waiting for the car to be brought around by the valet.
And I mean, woman after woman after woman, which was like nine or ten, nine or ten, nine or it was just, I was like, is this some sort of a joke?
Are we even still on the planet Earth?
I mean, where did all these women and they were all incredible and they were all knockouts, but you get that in the South.
You get that in the South.
Absolutely.
Well, the North is the direction.
The South is the place, and it's a special place.
You got to guard it.
You can't just allow any person to come in.
Like, you know, don't allow any of my relatives to come in, except me, but my relatives don't know.
You really don't want to like what I mean.
How did you get converted, Jack?
Tell us how you get.
Did you get converted or did you hold the line or how did you come to these beliefs?
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I'm actually going to preempt the song just here for a moment.
This is a special.
So, Jack, you know, you gave us James Brown's Santa Claus Go Straight to the Ghetto for the last segment.
We actually have had your song be called by the aforementioned Rick in Brooklyn, our dear friend, who we broke bread with in South Carolina.
And he has raised you.
He's called you and raised you with another James Brown song.
Can you believe it?
I mean, this is where we're at here, here at the end of this three hours tonight.
And he raises you Sandy Claw.
Sandy Claw.
I've never heard it before.
We're going to hear it together for the first time.
Well, maybe you're not, but I. Sandy Claus, C-L-A-W.
No, it's C-L-A-W.
Sandy Claw by James Brown.
Two from Rick from Brooklyn.
Christmas gift to Jack Ryan.
Let's see what happens here.
But I got to start by saying thanks.
Thanks for such a wonderful year.
Not only you, God.
Number one.
To you, number two.
And all the wonderful things.
You know, when I look, had a beautiful day.
I say, Christmas means something.
Merry Christmas means something this year.
I say it's happy because of the breath sweeping.
Sun is shining.
The wind's blowing.
The leaves are flying.
Everybody feels nice.
Well, we always feel nice when we're together, do we not, ladies and gentlemen?
Regrettably, I can't play a significant portion of that song because it's 14 minutes long.
And no, it's six and a half minutes long, which is James Brown's version of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen.
I like, you know, I tell you what, Rick has given us really an oversized selection of songs that we featured this month, including Hey Santa Claus and Have a Merry Christmas.
If you need to remember, I think that was a song.
We didn't have Elvis.
No, we did.
We did.
We did Santa Claus's Coming to Town.
No, we did.
But listen, our Jewish listener in Michigan, we have him.
And he identified the band who actually sings this.
Then we're going to toss it back to Jack.
Here we go.
We didn't know who sang this.
Somebody asked me who sang this.
And by this, I mean, where's my volume?
What's happening here?
Something's wrong.
That doesn't make any sense.
That's it.
Well, what?
No, something's gone terribly wrong.
No sound.
Now move it over.
Well, what can I do?
There's nothing I can do.
It looks like the sound's on, but it's not.
And anyway, it was the quotations from 1961: Man, Mad, Mary, Mary, Merry Christmas.
Anyway, well, Rick has given us a lot of songs this season, and we're thankful for that.
But Jack, what do you think?
The James Brown duel.
And by the way, Keith, Rick says Buckingham's hand down over Gary Lewis.
That's what I say too.
Yeah, right.
I love Gary Lewis's songs, but basically it was all a fake production through Snow Voice modulator.
The Buckinghams were the real thing.
What you saw was what you got.
Just turn on the microphone, no modification of their voices whatsoever.
Any event, hey, what about the James Brown duel tonight?
Jack versus Rick.
Jack, to you.
I just think that I think James Brown is a good singer.
I think he's a good American.
He was from Augustus, Augustus, Georgia.
And he lived the real life, obviously, made some mistakes and things like that.
But he was very respectful to President Reagan and Nancy Reagan.
Patriotic American.
I thought he was a good person.
I like his music.
And I think we should always appreciate and support good RB music.
We shouldn't make excuses for this.
But the difference between James Brown and Motown and this horrible hippity-hop gangster rap music, this is night and day.
This rap music is the music of Satan.
I'm sorry, but it's Lucifer.
And I just, I don't accept it.
I don't tolerate it.
If I'm in a bar on the south side of Chicago and they're playing this hippity-hop gangster rap music, I'll bump it and I'll play B.B. King and James Brown, and people will get upset.
But that's life, man.
I'm promoting good music.
Hang on a minute.
Hang on a minute.
If this is what we're going to do.
Oh, man.
Well, I figured out what happened with the music.
So we got that rectified.
It's just we got it rectified.
We're just having a good time tonight.
Rectified or wrecked.
That's our two choices.
No, that's hey, Santa Claus.
What in the world is going on?
Here we go.
This is the one we're talking about.
Have a madman.
Have a madman.
Merry Christmas.
Have a madman.
Have a madman.
Merry Christmas.
That's what we're all about here.
Do Robin Christmas music.
You synthesize those two bad boys together, and you got a good show.
But James really does love Northeastern Nasty music.
That's it, man.
Hang on.
No doubt about it.
Rick, Rick, Rick, please send me the song again.
I've already deleted it.
He says you got to listen to the whole thing because JB, that's James Brown, goes hog wild at the end.
Well, I can't find it again because I've already deleted it.
He's going to have to send it back.
So anyway, Jack, hey, while Rick, I hope, is sending back the James Brown song again so we can see how wild James Brown gets at the end.
Not hard to imagine James Brown getting wild, is it, Keith?
No, no.
In fact, that's his default mode.
He wakes up on wild.
Anyway, hey, Jack, give us a couple of minutes of content while I try to sift through this.
Okay, well, I like a lot of things, but there's some websites and stuff that show photos of somewhat celebrities as they've been booked for criminal things.
And the photo of James Brown when he's been booked is he's wild.
He looks there.
Glenn Campbell, I think, is the only guy.
He's not a happy camp.
He definitely looks like he should have been stopped and put out just because of his direction.
But yeah, no, I like James Brown.
I thought he was an authentic American RB person.
I thought, even though he did make some mistakes and he admitted his mistakes, he went to jail for, I think it was fighting with his girlfriend or his wife and things like that.
But I thought he was a good, good American.
And that's what we all try to be.
Obviously, there's different regions.
The South is grace and things, but we should try to be good Americans.
And this Christmas time, we should be good Christians.
And obviously, we've got rough things.
It's a rough time.
The forces of Satan and Lucifer are definitely getting the best of things.
They're definitely.
Yeah, they are in this industry.
But we good Christians, we got to stay forward.
We also, we can't be boring.
We can't be just goody two-shoes.
We can't be cowardly.
We need to be more soulful.
So that's why I try to promote music like James Brown and the like.
And I think it was a great show tonight.
And we're looking good.
Obviously, things are rough, but we've been through worse things.
100 years ago, my grandfather was a teenager and he fought in the White Army in the Russian Civil War against the communists.
So things are rough there.
They're rough now, but we're going to get through this.
And we encourage our listeners not to give up and to promote and listen to good music and be good books and not give up in despair and things like that.
So that's why I'm promoting James Brown.
Santa Claus is going to the ghetto because Santa Claus is not giving up on the ghetto.
Neither are we.
We like good music and we like good radio.
And Jack helps us provide that.
I was just thinking about radio, Keith.
Do you remember?
This is, look, you know why I love you, Jack?
I love you for a lot of reasons.
Your brother.
I appreciate the years we've been together on the radio now, and it has been years.
I liked ending the show on a lighter note and having a little fun.
I mean, we need to do that.
We got to keep our sanity.
By the way, folks, we're having an annual recap.
TPC's year in review show.
We're almost at the end of this whole thing for 2021.
And in a couple of weeks on Christmas night, that'll be our last show of the year.
We're going to give you a year in review show.
Jack's going to be part of that.
We're going to have a lot of fun.
But speaking of good radio, do you remember Cousin Brucey?
Oh, yeah.
Hey, do you know who sang the theme song to Cousin Brucey?
Hey, don't say it.
Let's just see if anybody can figure it out.
Rick will know this.
With Cousin Brucey.
Why didn't we ever get an intro like that?
I mean, but here it is.
Can't you hear that groovy feet now, baby, baby?
Don't you wanna tap your feet now, baby?
Come on, let's go, go, go.
What a movie show.
Come on, let's go, go, go.
With Cousin Bruce.
If we had opening music like that, Keith, we'd have taken over the world by now.
Well, you've given so much free publicity to that group.
They should have done one for you.
What a movie show.
Come on, let's go, go, go.
With Cousin Brucey.
Cousin Bruce is still alive because I see we're battling him tonight for ratings.
And see, there he is.
Cousin Bruce is Saturday night.
He can't be.
Maybe he is.
Is he ahead of us?
Jack, we love you.
Hey, everybody.
For David Cole, for our entire staff and crew, Jack.
We'll talk to you next week.
We're going to start focusing on the spirituals.
But for Keith Alexander, the heritage songs of Christmas.