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April 27, 2026 - Timcast IRL - Tim Pool
02:28:24
Trump Survives THIRD ASSASSINATION Attempt, Suspect CHARGED | Timcast IRL

Donald Trump survives a third assassination attempt at the White House Correspondents' Dinner, where suspect Cole Allen faces life imprisonment for charges including attempted murder. Guests debate security failures, refute staged conspiracy theories regarding Trump's time travel origins, and condemn media hypocrisy over age-of-consent allegations against the President. The episode further critiques narcissistic journalism during the shooting, analyzes a proposed 2027 autonomous vehicle mandate as a step toward eliminating car ownership, and explores linguistic mistranslations ranging from "Deuteronomy" to historical myths about JFK's "Berliner." Ultimately, the discussion highlights how misinformation and ideological polarization distort reality, from political violence to cultural narratives. [Automatically generated summary]

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Participants
Main
a
adam weiss
10:01
b
blaire white
18:07
i
ian crossland
14:26
t
tate brown
12:43
t
tim pool
01:04:52
Appearances
a
ashley st clair
00:59
c
carter banks
00:36
Clips
h
hasan piker
00:07
i
ilhan omar
rep/d 00:17
Callers
jessica clarity in unknown
callers 02:04
mellow maverick in unknown
callers 00:22
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Trump's Time Traveler Moment 00:03:24
tim pool
The third assassination attempt on Donald Trump.
Now, admittedly, there were more plots, but this is the third actual attempt.
Security camera footage showing this man, identified as Cole Allen, charging full speed into the White House correspondence dinner before being subdued and right on cue, you know, exactly what you'd expect.
There are many people on the left that are saying it's staged, it's fake, no one believes it's actually real.
And these people are not the majority because when you check the search trends, my experience, I mean, I was out.
Doing what one would call touching grass when all of this went down.
I was actually at a bar and I saw people freaking out.
The conversations were pretty intense.
People are genuinely worried about this.
And it's reasonable to believe that this lefty guy from California, who wrote a manifesto saying he wanted to kill Trump and Trump administration officials, tried to do it.
Now he's been charged officially with an assassination attempt against the president, which carries upwards of life in prison, as well as many other charges in D.C. We're getting new information as, of course, this story is developing.
But we'll go through all of that as well as a few other stories.
But this one obviously is the big breaking news.
And the interesting, fun element of the story, surprising to say, considering it's a horrifying story, is that people believe Trump is a time traveler.
I know, right?
I said it was going to be weird and fun.
But there is a post online, a social media account with only one post from two years ago, the name of the shooter.
The image, the profile picture, is a Pepe the Frog wearing a black tie, holding a glass of Chardonnay or champagne or something.
And it looks just like Trump did in the C SPAN video.
I believe it's C SPAN.
Of when this shooting started happening.
Many people are saying this proves Trump is a time traveler, but there's a lot more than just that element of it.
One month ago, people found these old drawings from 100 years ago of an airship with a golden haired man, a blonde guy, piloting it.
An artist from over 100 years ago drew these weird airships with Trump written on them.
And so, of course, this proves, according to conspiracy theorists, that Trump is a time traveler.
But we'll break down the serious element of the story and then the serious nature of.
The left's response, saying that it's the right who's been violent.
We'll talk about that in a lot more.
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Assassination Culture Explained 00:16:06
tim pool
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Joining us tonight, we actually have a couple of guests hanging out.
Of course, Blair White is back.
blaire white
Thanks for having me.
Always fun to be here.
unidentified
Who are you?
blaire white
What do you do?
YouTuber, podcaster, influencer, all of the above.
tim pool
Right on.
And we also have Adam Weiss.
adam weiss
Thank you.
I have a communications company, AMWPR, CEO, Media Exposed.
I host a show covering the media business, but there's a lot to talk about this week.
It's on Real America's Voice News and a publisher of Impact Wealth magazine as well.
ian crossland
We'll see about getting that microphone maybe secured for you if we get a chance.
tim pool
Oh, is it falling down?
We'll get it.
ian crossland
Hey, everybody.
Good to be here.
Good to see you, Adam Blair.
Always a pleasure.
It's going to be a great show.
Hey, Brown, dude.
tate brown
What's going on, everyone?
Yeah, I'm excited to be here.
We got some interesting stories over the weekend, although it wasn't too busy, but there was something that happened, I think.
Carter.
carter banks
I'm also hanging out, so let's get into it.
tim pool
Something happened to someone.
ian crossland
Something.
tate brown
There's some incident, something at a hotel, a bunch of reporters.
carter banks
A bunch of people did some things.
tim pool
But here's a story from the BBC.
Suspect charged with attempted assassination of Trump at Washington dinner.
Cole Thomas Allen, 31, was also charged with two firearms offenses.
When he appeared in court in Washington, D.C. on Monday, he did not enter a plea.
He was carrying a semi automatic handgun, a pump action shotgun, and three knives as he charged past a security checkpoint at the White House Correspondents Association dinner on Saturday, say prosecutors.
A Secret Service agent was hit but not seriously wounded during the attack.
Now, we do have this footage posted by Donald Trump.
Many of you may have seen, but we'll play for you now.
There it is.
He runs full speed through.
They go after him.
Now, I believe he was mostly uninjured.
The story is that as soon as Trump announced he'd be at the dinner, this guy booked a hotel room, checked in the day before.
He wrote a manifesto outlining what his plans were, why he was doing what he was doing.
I don't want to read the full thing.
It's not really a manifesto, more I would call it a manifesto because it's basically a half page.
But he basically said, Who he was going to kill.
And he said from the highest ranking to the lowest, Trump admin officials, including Trump himself, and that he'd be willing to kill anyone who got in his way.
Strangely, for some reason, he said he would not kill Mr. Patel.
blaire white
Yeah, what is that about?
unidentified
I don't know.
tim pool
And Cash was asked about it, and he said he didn't want to answer the question.
ian crossland
Yeah, that's a weird question.
tim pool
They had a press briefing today, and he was asked two questions, and then the reporter was like, Would you like to answer to these?
And he says, Not the former, but the latter.
And then he didn't answer why this guy.
Was going to spare cash.
I don't understand.
tate brown
This guy was like, he's already underwater with the Epstein stuff.
I don't want to make things worse for him.
unidentified
Right?
blaire white
It's weird because in the manifesto, one of his main concerns was Trump being allegedly a pedo, in his own words, which is, you know, that kind of refers to the Epstein files.
And like Kash Patel dropped the ball just as much on the Epstein files.
So what is his, you know.
tim pool
He said, I am no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes.
To be completely honest, I was no longer willing a long time ago, but this is the first real opportunity I've had to do something about it.
I want to just stress without getting into great detail.
The first, there's two main reasons that you'll know this man is retarded.
First, he tried to kill a bunch of people.
Like right off the bat, something's wrong with his brain.
And the second thing is, in the stupidest way imaginable, this guy's saying that the first opportunity he has is to try and run full speed into a heavily guarded hotel that's like he was never going to make it.
This guy's really, really dumb.
There are people that are attacking law enforcement saying it wasn't secure enough.
These people are failing to understand the layout of this building.
You could not just run into the ballroom.
He had to run around and go downstairs.
It was a long corridor, and there was security at every layer.
This guy is very dumb.
adam weiss
Well, Tim, if he wanted to get the officials, not just Trump, Blair and I, like you said, we're living in simulation, right?
It's kind of weird the whole feeling we got.
We walked to the front of the Hilton, said, let's take a trip.
We're going to the White House and parties after.
We walked to the very front to get into the actual.
Before we were getting to Hilton, there was a little metal gate, and they didn't ask for anything.
They just said, I have an email, go to a party.
You walk in, and the lobby was filled, hundreds of people, right?
blaire white
The lobby was a free for all.
adam weiss
Free for all.
Nope, metal.
So then we go, you have to take one escalator down, and that was part of the step and read the red carpet.
And at the escalator, somebody's saying, Where are you going?
We said, Oh, we're just going to a pre party.
No ID, no proof, no metal thing.
We go down, and that's where he ran in the first level down.
And that's where you see him running in because there's an entrance there with a step and repeat.
So he's on the wrong level.
A, he's on the wrong level because then Blair and I go down one more level through an escalator, and there's all these pre parties that start at 5 30, they go to 7 15.
And there were hundreds, I mean, probably a thousand officials, secretaries.
If that guy really knew what he's doing, he wanted to hurt people.
They never check for guns.
They never check for weapons.
He could have been in any one of those parties, right, Brick?
blaire white
He checked everybody out.
tim pool
But if his goal is to go for Trump, he's not going to go to a party where Trump's not.
unidentified
Right.
adam weiss
Right.
But if he was going to cause damage, but there's no way he was going to burst in at a lower level into that dumb.
tim pool
He wasn't trying to get random people at parties.
He was trying to get Trump.
blaire white
Although there were high ranking officials that he said also were targets at the Fox News party we were at.
adam weiss
Secretaries, secretaries.
tim pool
Which I think just proves he was trying to get Trump.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
Or he's just really dumb.
adam weiss
Or he proved he didn't know there were all these parties with these big officials.
tim pool
I don't think.
I don't think a guy who said in his manifesto he's not going to let a pedophile rapist coat his hands with his crimes would intentionally get caught at a party killing people where Trump was not.
Like, his manifesto makes it clear that he wants to kill Trump.
I don't think he's going to be like, let me not have that.
Like, clearly he didn't go to those because Trump was not there.
ian crossland
Or it was a false flag, which I don't think necessarily was.
Or someone set that guy up to go do something to get the crowd to go, we need more martial law.
blaire white
Well, here's the thing.
So it's kind of surreal.
Having been there and like kind of seen the situation, and then going on my phone and like the whole world thinks it's fake, I don't necessarily blame anybody because there's been such a lack of transparency for the Butler shooting, for a number of things.
So I think people's trust in the government institutions is just.
tim pool
I don't think the whole world thinks it's fake.
I think you're just looking at a bubble.
unidentified
Maybe I'm in a bubble.
blaire white
Maybe I'm in a bubble.
Yeah.
All I know is my mom was like super normie, even had the nerve to ask me, despite me being around it, be like, I was fake.
I was like, are you kidding me?
tim pool
I was at a bar when the shooting happened, and a bunch of people were just staring, like, crowded around the TV, staring up at it, like, oh my God.
Like, the general response that I saw out was Saturday night was not, he's staging this.
It was like, I can't believe it happened again.
ian crossland
I didn't think it was staged at first, and someone else said that it was a theory going around.
adam weiss
Even if he wanted to get, not purposely just wanted to get Trump, it was very unsecure because we were in the ABC party, the Fox party, with the highest level official of the government, and never once they checked for anything, right?
unidentified
No, never mind.
tim pool
But that's not uncommon.
I mean, Trump officials go to parties all the time.
Mar a Lago has light security.
You could walk in the front door of Mar a Lago and walk around.
And the worst thing they do is say, Excuse me, sir, can I help you?
blaire white
You just would think it would maybe be different, though, considering Trump's already had multiple.
tate brown
Well, and I think the concern is the entire line of succession is there, right?
unidentified
In one place.
tate brown
Yeah, heaven forbid something horrible happened.
Chuck Grassley would be president right now.
tim pool
But I got to stress this again.
He didn't get anywhere near the room.
So you're saying it was not very secure, but.
Maybe outside wasn't, but this room he didn't even get inside of.
unidentified
Right.
adam weiss
If he was looking solely for the president, there's no way he was getting into that big ballroom to get the president.
But there was.
tim pool
He clearly didn't want to go after other people, as he stated in his manifesto that he was going after Trump.
So, again, the question would be, why even would he go to a room without Trump in it if he wants Trump?
adam weiss
But he also said in the manifesto he wanted to get Trump officials and high level officials.
tim pool
If his motivation was, I will not let a rapist and pedophile, blah, blah, blah, it sounds like the high ranking officials are after the fact.
So, again, he's not going to go to an insecure room with random people if he wants Trump.
ian crossland
Did he get caught in the stairwell after this?
Does anyone know?
tim pool
It's like you have to run around and go downstairs, and they got him right there.
And you can actually see in some of the videos the stairs.
Are to his left right there.
unidentified
Oh, okay.
adam weiss
And there were people upstairs that saw him like real close because you're in the ballroom down below.
You have to go up the stairs a little bit to use the restroom.
That's why there's no in the bottom ballroom.
So that's why some of the reporters are like, I saw him and I heard him.
tate brown
Yeah, Wolf Blitzer was right there.
Yeah, I was speaking to a gentleman who was like talking to Wolf Blitzer as the whole situation went down.
And he's like, I thought they were targeting Wolf Blitzer at first because it was like literally right in front of him as if he would have presumed that he was the target.
And then it took him a few seconds to kind of realize, like, oh, it's Trump thing.
adam weiss
This is so crazy because I was there in 2011.
I've been to about Ten of these actual dinners, and I was there the night Obama just made him and Seth Meyers.
They must have made about 10, 15 jokes towards Trump.
The sitting president kept firing shots at Trump, and he didn't laugh at all.
He was like, That's the moment that a lot of people said, That's when he said, I'm going to get revenge on all of them.
And that's the same night that.
tim pool
Well, that's why they didn't have a comedian, right?
adam weiss
Same night Obama ordered Osama to go get Osama Bin Laden.
tim pool
They didn't have a comedian.
Carolyn Levitt said before that some shots are going to be fired, making reference to like, it's the White House Correspondents Center, right?
They have comedians come and they make jokes.
adam weiss
They wouldn't have one.
tim pool
They didn't have a comedian.
They had a mentalist.
ian crossland
And so they said shots are going to be fired tonight.
And then we're talking about meme magic.
I mean, maybe we'll pull this.
Jimmy Kimmel said something about Melania Trump looks like an expecting widow, made a joke.
tim pool
And then, like, that's an insane joke, by the way.
unidentified
Yeah.
ian crossland
And so, I mean, shots fired is not an insane joke.
It's just a joke.
unidentified
It's not a joke.
It's a turn of phrase.
ian crossland
Shots fired when someone said something meme magic the night before.
adam weiss
That wasn't the day of it, it was the night before in his monologue.
He knew he was going into D.C.
And he purposely did that.
tim pool
He did a fake White House correspondence center speech where he said, there's Melania.
She has a glow like an expectant widow.
Indicating that not only would Trump be killed, but that she wanted him to be killed.
unidentified
Yeah.
tate brown
And like, what's the punchline there?
Like, hey, look, you look like your husband's about to die.
unidentified
Yeah.
tate brown
Like, what are you doing here?
tim pool
The joke he's making is that she wants her husband to die.
unidentified
Right.
tim pool
And it's just like, and it was, and if you're a psychopathic lib, then you're probably laughing, thinking like, yep, because they all cheer for this and they're cheering for it now.
And I think it was Van Jones actually who said, this guy lived, which means the left will make him a hero like Luigi Mangione.
ian crossland
I wonder if this dude who's on this attempted shooter watched Sachimi Kimmel the night before and is like, That's it.
unidentified
I'm going.
tim pool
No, he booked the room in early April.
blaire white
Well, I just saw a tweet from him from he tweeted after the Butler incident or just recently or whatever and said that the Butler incident was staged.
He goes and tries to do it for real.
And he was one of the people who was publicly saying, Oh, that one was fake.
So he's like, I'm going to do a real one.
tim pool
Actually, you know, I got to lean into the it was staged thing because then this guy won't be a hero.
All the libs are going to, he's going to be like, Yeah, Butler was fake, but I did this one.
They're going to be like, No, you're a fed.
No, I'm not.
I swear, guys, we're all.
unidentified
Fake all of them.
Wait, this guy.
tim pool
Could you imagine being a lefty who thinks you're going to be a hero for taking out Trump, but then everyone thinks you're a Fed who worked with Trump to help him out?
unidentified
Right.
tim pool
Because that's what they're claiming.
blaire white
He's not hot enough to be a heroic Twitter like Luigi Mangione.
tate brown
He was trying to be like Luigi.
He thought, like, you know, he's probably getting no play, et cetera, et cetera.
She's like, you know what?
unidentified
I'm going to do.
tate brown
I'm going to make a scene.
I'm going to be the next Luigi.
But he's so chopped that, like, I've not seen any chirping from the ladies.
I think they're just like, oh, what a freak.
That just shows clavicular's right, by the way.
Because if he had, like, look smacks for a little bit, you know, dolled himself up, you might be seeing a little bit of different reactions.
tim pool
If he was just like the Yeah.
Women would be like, oh, leave him alone.
tate brown
I thought he was a homeless guy.
I was like, what's going on here?
tim pool
Well, Clavicular is right about that to a certain degree.
Like, tons of women love serial killers, you know?
tate brown
The halo effect's real.
adam weiss
He'll have 15 girlfriends by the time he leaves jail.
tim pool
No, I don't know about him.
blaire white
Boyfriends, maybe.
adam weiss
But that was the first time Trump went.
He never went in the first term.
He didn't go to Obama.
He's the first time in 11 years.
And he reached out.
All his staff came with him.
And then Carolyn Levitt was on the red carpet.
I don't know if you saw this.
And Brian Stelt, she's like about to pop any day now.
And he starts attacking her before she even gets into the Fox party.
He says, Are you going to, is Trump going to, is Trump going to apologize for her vitriolic and demonizing of the media?
So, this is before they were even gracious night.
They come out, it's supposed to be celebratory and all be, you know, joke around.
He's attacking on the red carpet.
blaire white
It's just such an inversion.
Like, is Trump going to apologize for villainizing the media?
And it's like, what about you guys creating the situation where someone thinks they can go just like shoot the fucking president?
tim pool
Well, take a look at some of this.
adam weiss
Stop blaming Trump for this.
And it's all, yeah.
tim pool
In response to this story, of course, we're getting a lot of people highlighting the left's call for violence.
Katie Pavlich saying, Outside the White House Correspondence Center, the dude on the right hit me with his sign and it says, Death to All of Them.
You can see the sign on the left, Death to Tyrant, just one, not more than one.
And this was posted about an hour after the shooting took place.
We've got this clip of Hassan Piker going massively viral.
And, you know, normally I wouldn't play a clip like this in the show because it is obscene and it's a call for violence, but I think it is the utmost of importance that you all hear.
Hassan Piker is campaigning with Democrat candidates.
He is being profiled by the New York Times.
This is what he had to say.
unidentified
Well, my understanding is that the property owners who have properties there choose just not to rent it at all.
Yeah, kill them.
hasan piker
Kill those motherfuckers and murder those motherfuckers in the street.
Let the streets soak in their fucking red capitalist bloods, dude.
tim pool
That's just one clip from Hassan Piker that's gone massively viral as the left has continually advocated for violence, even at this event.
And my favorite thing, I want to make sure this is all clear to everybody, and you can share this with friends and family if they ever ask.
They like to say the right is more violent.
Most terror comes from the right.
The truth is, the left is where most violence comes from.
And I'll break this down for you how they lie with statistics.
Charlie Kirk had an event.
Look the video up.
A guy is in line asking questions, and he's a white nationalist.
And Charlie Kirk says, Get out.
You are not welcome here.
And everyone claps and cheers.
That's the right.
They say no to extremist ideology.
On the left, Hassan Piker campaigns for.
With the Democrats, and he has advocated for murder multiple times.
What they will then do is two things.
We have seen this with the SPLC indictment.
They will pay for Nazis to show up to conservative events so they can say, see, the right is Nazis.
Then, if some wackaloon white supremacist commits a crime, they'll say, that's right wing violence, despite the fact that identitarianism is prominent in the mainstream left.
So, if you have a guy who's a white identitarian and you're a black identitarian, you're something else.
The mainstream Republican, conservative, and moderates in this country do not welcome violent extremists to their rallies the way the New York Times platforms Hassan Piker and the way Democrats put him on stage.
So, if you want to talk about where the violence is coming from, you've got fringe wacko elements of disparate ideologies, and then you have the mainstream left that says Hassan Piker's call for death and violence is acceptable on stage.
Rhetoric Leading to Violence 00:15:11
blaire white
There's tweets that go viral every other day.
I'll just be scrolling, and it's like 200,000 likes.
When will someone do it?
Or alluding to taking out the president.
And so it's like for people saying that it has to be staged because who would do this, who would actually, it's like the entire, not the entire, but like a huge portion of leftist culture right now is assassination culture.
tate brown
Yeah, that's why I think like most of the, and I'm not saying, you know, it's not here or there if you believe in these things, but the people that believe in that all these recent assassinations or assassination attempts are staged, I think it's like cope ultimately because like you're basically downplaying the real threat, which is that like leftists, your neighbors, quite frankly, literally would prefer for you to die.
And that's like a really tough thought to wrestle with.
Like, that doesn't make you feel comfortable.
That really kind of breaks the social compact.
And so it's a lot easier to assume, like, no, no, no, there's some shadowy figure that's actually orchestrating all of this.
And, like, that actually brings you a bit of comfort.
Like, at least someone's in control.
But in reality, it's like, no, we're just rapidly descending into like score settling.
blaire white
And it's almost like a trauma response.
It's almost like it's just so scary to actually confront.
It's just easier to be like, no, no, no, it's all fake.
It's also intellectually lazy because it's not as if false flags don't happen.
It's not as if conspiracies don't happen.
A lot of them come out to be true.
But I just wonder if the people who think that everything is fake understand that they're just as irrational as people who think everything is real.
Like, who just believe the narrative wholeheartedly all the time are just as irrational as people who think it's all fake.
adam weiss
Well, as Tim said, they've celebrated on the left their craziness.
You have these women from Oklahoma, they call it the I've Had It podcast.
They say the most vile things towards conservatives, wish them the worst possible things.
And it's normalized now from the left, the behavior they do.
And you see it, another attempt at assassination.
Where are the Democrats calling Trump?
And saying we can't have this in America.
None of them, right?
They don't call them.
They don't go over to the White House and visit them.
We've normalized craziness in our society.
tim pool
Well, I don't think it's that we've normalized it.
It's that the left is embracing it more and more.
And I think the issue is, you know, look, you got a nice little golden retriever and he's looking at you and he's wagging your tail and you don't really think twice about it.
Then you got a ravenous, rabid dog screaming and snarling at you.
You're like, I'm going to stay away from that one.
It's easy to reprimand the dog that's being nice and bop him on the nose.
But that ravenous, Rabbit rot while you're not going anywhere near.
And that's what we have in this country.
Conservatives don't want violence, don't want people who advocate for violence.
They denounce it, the left cheers for it.
It really comes down to one simple question If there's a run of the mill, regular person standing in the street, and one person is wagging his finger at them, they're going to, I'm going to yell at you.
The other person who's threatening to murder them, they're going to say, I'm going to avoid you.
Please don't hurt me.
That's what we get.
That's Antifa.
The cops, why do they let the criminals go?
Why does Antifa get away with whatever they want?
It's like I've said a million times, there is no fear.
From any of these big institutional, these big tech companies, that Carl Benjamin will lead a bunch of post liberals or classical liberals with pitchforks and burn down a social media headquarters.
It's not going to happen.
But it is a guarantee that Antifa will come with bricks and sledgehammers and kill people.
adam weiss
But the problem is the media.
We're sitting here, reverse it.
If it was nine years ago and 100 feet from the Hilton, those protesters were outside and say, kill all of them, and it was Obama's president.
Oh my God, would every media be down to every one of those people?
But yet, we're talking about the signs and nowhere in the mainstream media.
They're 100 feet outside, lunatics with signs kill them all.
tim pool
Bethany Mandel's got this tweet about Katie Porter.
She said, Imagine Barack Obama surviving three assassination attempts, and 18 hours later, Republicans sent a fundraising email like this F Trump, Katie Porter writes.
I'm Katie Porter.
Some of you know me as the whiteboard lady who held CEOs and billionaires accountable in Congress.
So today, I want to start with one simple, powerful message we all agree on.
Say it with me F Trump.
That's right, F Trump.
Together, we're going to kick Trump's A in November.
I mean, heck of a thing.
To send right after Trump was subjected to an assassination attempt.
tate brown
Yeah, and you know, like you may like sort of hand wave that away and be like, that's just Reddit language.
It's very Redditor language.
If you read the guy's manifesto that attempted the assassination on Saturday, he literally opens it up like, hello, everybody.
It's like this.
Oh, it's so glib.
That's what makes it so disturbing.
And so they're like literally rabid animals, but then they're like coaching it and couching it rather and like Reddit speak.
And that's the most horrifying part.
He's literally like, well, that just happened.
Like, that's literally like the vibe you get when you're reading it.
And this guy's actually intending on killing the president.
tim pool
And he did it because his motivation is social acceptance.
In his mind, Trump is all of these bad things.
He is going to be celebrated by the left for what he did.
I guarantee you right now.
The joke we make early on is actually funny.
All these leftists are claiming that it was staged.
So, this guy who's thinking he's going to get celebrated is now being accused of working with Trump because people are nuts, I guess.
Although that story makes literally no sense.
This guy in his mind, every day he opens up Reddit and what does he see?
Trump is a pedophile, rapist, or otherwise.
Erica Kirk is evil.
The country is controlled by Israel.
And so, what does he do?
He thinks.
Well, someone's got to stop them, right?
This is what their rhetoric leads to.
The problem is they live in that reality.
You cannot remove them from that reality.
ian crossland
I can.
I talked to my dad earlier, and he's like, that Trump, he was pissed.
And I was like, he's like registered Democrat.
I'm like, okay, yeah, but the communists want a fascist crackdown.
They want to piss you off and then the government to react so that they can then call their things, have their communist revolution.
We talked about Saul Linsky's rule for radicals.
He was like, I hate communists.
Like, he's old school, like Vietnam Navy dude.
He wasn't in Vietnam, he was in the Navy during Vietnam.
So, When you talk about the communist revolution that wants to piss people off and get a fascist response, that's where they start to see it.
They're like, oh shit, am I a pawn?
Am I a foot soldier?
I don't want a communist revolution.
tim pool
That's not most people.
Boomers understand Red Scare.
Millennials, Gen X, they don't.
ian crossland
I was thinking today, like, what happens next is technocracy, whether we want it or not.
It's either going to be a communist technocracy if this leftist crap takes over, or it's going to be hopefully an American technocracy with like, Free speech and gun rights and property rights.
tim pool
Yeah, it's not happening.
ian crossland
You know, we'd have to build systems that are like advocate for American constitutionalism if we wanted to.
tim pool
Otherwise, I was, I've been having a, you know, we've brought up time and time again on this show my position, of course, that the Constitution does not exist.
The Constitution is a figment of your imagination.
And the reason I say that is because the Constitution, as we adhere to it today, is wholly different to what it was in 1850.
And I don't mean the Bill of Rights, I mean the articles of the Constitution.
We don't even have our government functioning the same way based on the structure of government of the Constitution.
The issue is half the country believes a Constitution that does one thing, the other half believes in a Constitution that does another thing, and they're arguing with each other about how they are the true heirs to the American fortune.
You don't convince either side that the other side is actually correct ever, never happens.
You will not convince an American constitutional Republican to give up their traditional view of the Constitution, nor will you convince a Democrat to let Republicans. AKA fascists in their mind take control of this government.
These worldviews are incongruous and they are large.
It is a multicultural democracy and a constitutional republic occupying the same territory.
And the end result is this.
And I don't see how we get anything other than an escalation of it.
And we said it a million times.
unidentified
Yeah.
tate brown
Well, I mean, like a lot of the institutions, like I think this divide actually occurred a lot earlier than just the last 10 years.
I mean, people have obviously, specifically on the left, have radicalized a lot more than the last 10 years.
That's certainly true.
But as far as like the core tenets of sort of both camps' ideology, those lines were drawn in like the 1960s.
But I think like two things sort of preventing that from the actual divide to start like bubbling up was one, pop culture.
Like we had like very sort of tangible middle ground, kind of we can break bread here.
We can watch the Super Bowl.
Like, oh, you're left.
You're a Democrat.
I'm a Republican.
But like, we can break bread over this and it's not a big deal.
But those sort of things started to get worse and worse and worse, just like quality wise.
So then now you have like less in common.
People aren't watching the same things, et cetera.
And then, B, obviously, I think Obama actually was the one that really sort of stuck his thumb in the wounds that already existed.
I think that it had existed for 50 years at that point.
And he stuck his thumb in there.
And that just inflamed tensions dramatically.
And that led to Trump.
And now we're in this moment.
adam weiss
When I grew up in the 90s, I had a group called the Young Conservatives of Suffolk County Law.
And then the Young Conservatives of New York.
And we used to carry petitions to get people on the ballot.
And then at the end of the day, we'd all go to this place called the Landmark Cafe.
But Democrats, Republicans, we'd all get together and hang out.
We were all friends.
That society basically doesn't even exist anymore, right?
And when I was really young, I was on a bus, and I remember Reagan was shot.
And for some reason, I was like, maybe in elementary school.
And the bus driver said, Adam, Adam, come up here.
For some reason, I wasn't into politics.
For some reason, he called me to the front.
I just want to tell you the president was shot.
But the country would stop.
The Democrat, Republican, Independent would stop and heal for a night.
The other night, when it was assassination, and we went back, we went, Blair and I went to another party, but she got tired, and I kept going to 2 30.
And there was a Time magazine party at the Swiss embassy.
Everybody was partying.
It was inside the Beltway people.
It wasn't really a MAGA crowd, but it was all the elite journalists, young.
They could care less.
That's a society now that they keep.
tim pool
I think this is evidence more so than ever.
Like we are on the brink of breakdown.
The system of governance is.
Purely the confidence of the people that exists below it.
A constitution is what constitutes a people and their moral worldview.
And we do not have a constitution in this country.
So, right now, I'd argue that we are closer than ever to collapse due to one fact, and that is the point you're making that no one cares.
I mean, they care a bit.
Like I was explaining, I saw people crowding around being like, wow, I can't believe it happened again.
But I think for the most part, it's like, well, it's the third time.
The first time it was like, oh my God.
Now it's like, wow, the third time, huh?
The issue is this shows with three instances.
More and more people do not feel that they will be penalized by a government.
They do not feel that there is a system in place for which they would be wrong to oppose or that it could inflict something upon them.
You have governments where if you speak out in the wrong way, you die.
You go to the gulag and people fear this, so they shut up.
You have governments with just general strong law enforcement, and people say, well, if I were to go commit a heinous act, I will be killed, or the moral structure of, if I were to do this, everyone would hate me.
But you don't have any of those things right now.
These people not only feel that either you will not be held to account, you'll be let out by some judge, or you'll go and sit in a cell and they'll write books about you and sing songs for you, celebrating you.
They also just don't think there is a functional government they have to morally adhere to.
I want to pull up this clip that's going viral where people are claiming it's fake.
They fake the whole thing.
unidentified
We do have breaking news out of Washington, D.C.
No one cares.
That's the real story here.
Literally, No one cares.
Everyone thinks this is fake.
ian crossland
Because, of course, they do.
tim pool
See, the first thing I just got to point out is.
ian crossland
Is that guy scripted and being fake?
tim pool
Well, he's completely fake because if you pull up 15 comments and think that's reality, I got a bridge to sell you.
We have long known about sock puppet opinion blasting on the internet.
So, for this guy to be like, it's fake, look.
And then he just shows you a bunch of comments.
I'm going to debunk this retard immediately by showing you Google Trends over the weekend with Cole Allen having, like, Five plus million searches on Google relative to the next highest at 200,000, which is Rutter Clipper.
Yeah, I wonder, do people care?
Well, what about a 1,000% increase in search volume on a guy's name?
I'd go ahead and say, yeah, that likely indicates people care because they're actively seeking out information on it.
Now, he makes the argument that many people think it's fake.
No, that's just you retards.
Most people don't think it's fake because they don't live in retard land.
I know because I was out at a bar when this happened and no one even thought to mention the possibility of a stage, staging of an event.
It wasn't until you go online and you find people like Kyle Kalinske, who, mind you, thought Trump would lose Iowa in 2024, and who doesn't know what a farm is.
These are not exaggerations.
He's saying it's fake.
I want to stress this to you guys.
Kyle Kalinske making the argument that this is staged and it's fake, or that nobody cares and everyone thinks it's staged.
This guy took a picture from an airplane at Farms and said, I wonder why it looks like that.
And he's a great liberal.
Yes.
unidentified
Did he say it is a legory?
ian crossland
People think it's fake.
tim pool
Well, let me pull up his tweet so I can be fair to him.
But I also want to point out in 2024, he posted that Kamala was going to win Iowa.
So stop listening to these psychopaths.
Now, I will do this.
I'll pull up his tweet in a second to make sure I get the context right.
But Jimmy Doar, Jimmy Doar, I'm not surprised Jimmy has gone off the deep end because he's been Kirk posting and Israel posting incessantly.
He says, Nobody is buying the PSYOP designed to engineer support for the ballroom.
Are you kidding me?
blaire white
Trump doesn't need support for this.
This has been the most.
adam weiss
He's got people throwing money at him, donors, billion dollar corporations.
They don't need any help.
tim pool
The fake shooting.
Is the argument that Trump staged an assassination attempt to build a ballroom?
Yes.
ian crossland
That's a bit much.
tim pool
That's what they think.
adam weiss
He's already built the ballroom.
Well, it's a statement.
ian crossland
They did the fake shooting.
That's a claim, brother.
You got to back it up with something, JD.
unidentified
What?
That's.
blaire white
No, but that's the thing conspiracy theories.
We were just talking about how, like, I personally miss high IQ conspiracy theories.
They're just getting so dumb now that it used to be like, I'm just asking questions, which is valid.
But now there's no questions being asked.
It's just like stating it's fake.
tim pool
So I'll give you a fair point.
Kalkinski said, it's not just leftists or liberals either.
Normies simply do not give an F. Everybody either thinks the entire thing was fake or are like whatever.
Now, I'll give him a little bit that a lot of people are like, man, three times.
But again, I will stress when search volume is more than 20x the other search term, people are searching for what happened.
I'll put it this way viewership on YouTube and social media posts pertaining to this are through the roof.
I've got several tweets with.
Thousands of retweets and hundreds of thousands to millions of views related to this as we're tweeting about it.
Literally, people care about it.
It's a weird thing that these people try to do.
What Kyle's actually doing is not saying people don't care about it.
What he's actually saying is you shouldn't care about it.
He is doing an appeal to the masses.
He is saying to appeal to the majority Hey, everybody, everybody thinks it's fake.
It doesn't matter, right?
That way you look at that and go, Yeah, I agree with everybody.
Most people care.
Political Hive Minds Formed 00:15:15
ian crossland
For telling me what the truth and how to be.
Yeah, and when the claims about what everyone else thinks is probably someone to avoid their opinion.
If it's a slanderous hyperbole, irrational statement, you don't know what everyone thinks.
You probably don't know what most people think.
blaire white
He probably doesn't know what he thinks.
Like, there's no thought process behind even, it's not even a theory.
He's just saying it's fake.
So, what do you even think?
It's just a reaction?
ian crossland
I bet he thinks it's fake or he's checked out.
Kyle is.
blaire white
Well, because the only alternative to just saying it's fake is having to admit, if you're a partisan like he is and you're on the left, that your side is a side engaging in this.
Like, unless you want to pull out some bullshit both sides thing, but it's really not both sides.
Only one side's president's been shot at in recent history.
Only one side had a podcaster influencer murdered in cold blood, Charlie Kirk.
If it was both sides, there'd be leftist podcasters getting shot at.
And God forbid, I don't want that.
You know, Biden would have been shot at, and thank God it didn't happen.
ian crossland
But I made an offhanded comment about Gavin McGinnis about the Proud Boys, how I was concerned that it might, you know, when the Proud Boys and Antifa had been fighting in the street a little bit, I was like, it reminds me of the brown shirts and the black shirts, the Nazis and the commies going at it pre World War II.
And Gavin, I got to give you a fact check.
tim pool
I got to correct you a correction.
Do you remember when?
Antifa was attacking Proud Boys.
ian crossland
Yeah, they, and then some of the Proud Boys struck back, is what happened.
unidentified
They got defended themselves.
ian crossland
And then they fought back.
unidentified
Yeah.
ian crossland
But I was, I made the statement on this show that I was concerned that that would lead to like street violence.
And Gavin heard that and he was like, oh, no, And just immediately like quelled, like reduced the level of violence.
That is never the intention of the Proud Boys.
It wasn't supposed to be.
It was like a gang of, it was a drinking, hangar outers, drinking dudes that got riled up, but their intention was not to do some.
blaire white
Right.
So if even this, you know, quote unquote, as the narrative goes, this extreme group of Proud Boys, right, if they're willing to de escalate, We're not seeing that on the other side.
These groups don't deescalate.
And you don't even have to be a huge figure or all the president of the United States to have Antifa show up to your stuff.
But, you know, when I had like 100,000 subscribers on YouTube, I was doing live talks and I had people come up with bike locks that were Antifa.
This was years and years ago at the beginning.
tim pool
Yeah, the bike lock bandit, they called him.
He was at Berkeley and had a bike lock and he was bashing people in the head with it.
blaire white
Right.
So that just scales.
tim pool
It was leftist.
unidentified
Yeah.
adam weiss
I want to just take a look at the chronicle, the events, because Trump is called every name in the book, every day of the week.
And he finally decides to go in front of 50.
1500 of his most vocal critics, right?
He's cordially going to go there.
And the night before, we were at New York for a club.
And I said, How are they going to treat him?
I don't know.
Are they going to stand up and protest?
They're going to boom?
I wasn't sure how they treat him in the room.
But then another assassination attempt happens.
After that, he says, I want to keep going.
I don't want this thing to be closed down.
He really wanted to, he doesn't want these psychos to let him ruin the evening, right?
So he goes back and he's still really nice to the White House president, Wu Ji Zhang.
Was really conciliatory to her, really complimentary to her of the evening when she is so nasty towards him every day.
This woman from CBS, age one, but he still was kind and nice to her.
So, for all them to keep blasting Trump, and they're starting already the news media because Nora O'Donnell the next night in CBS had to read the manifesto right to his face, and I'm glad he gave it back to her.
unidentified
What happened?
ian crossland
I didn't see it.
adam weiss
60 minutes.
She read, Oh, yeah.
The manifesto says you're a pedophile.
Well, she didn't say you.
It says he talked about what is a.
Comments.
blaire white
A pedophile rapist.
adam weiss
Rapist, this and this.
And he says, You know, you're disgusting for reading that.
It's terrible.
You read this cycle.
blaire white
And then she said, Oh, you think it's about you?
Like, just playing dumb.
It was so gross.
unidentified
Right.
ian crossland
I tell you, man, this conversation, this is a little bit of a tangent, but like, pedophile rapists, like, we were talking, age of consent in the United States is generally 16 in like 30 states.
And pedophiles, like, prepubescent rape, statutory rape is different than aggressive, violent rape.
So, like, these words, man, like, yo, if a guy hooked up with a 17 year old girl in a place where it was legal when he was 40, That's not a pedophile and it's not a rape.
I don't know what to tell you.
blaire white
But these words also don't have to be.
adam weiss
They've done this to go after Trump.
They've done this to go after guys and they just.
They've stretched the border when it's not pedophiles.
Even what's his name who was flying 17, 18 year olds to the.
That's not pedophile.
tim pool
The funny thing is, people in this country don't realize that in 30 states in D.C., the age of consent is 16.
And by all means, it's disgusting.
And if you want to change it, lobby your state to change it.
It's not 18.
18 is only a handful of states.
blaire white
But even still, it's like, let's not even.
Act like Trump has like 15, 16 year old people claiming anything.
So it's like for her to read the manifesto like that was so on air like that, as if it was somehow a valid thing.
tim pool
I want to play this clip from Ashley St. Clair.
Hey, Ashley.
Following the shooting, a ton of pro Trump accounts said, We need a ballroom, which helps ignite the conspiracy theory that Trump staged this to get a ballroom, which makes no sense because a shooting, they can advocate for a ballroom from it, but it's not going to create any legal standing for them to get a ballroom.
But here's what she said.
Actually, I have to unmute it as one does.
unidentified
There you go.
ashley st clair
So, last week, I told you guys that all of MAGA is paid and they coordinate their messaging in lockstep via group chat.
tim pool
That's false and an exaggeration.
And, you know, Ashley's a friend.
I'm not in any of these group chats, but I would prefer it.
I think it'd be nice if she explained that she's talking about a handful of people and some PR companies.
That's fine to say.
But to say everything is MAGA and fake and staged because of this handful of people.
blaire white
Is anyone at this table in a group chat where we get told what to say?
tim pool
I'm not.
blaire white
I'm not.
adam weiss
And I never got it.
unidentified
Make it easier.
tim pool
Let me play, let me play, let me play.
adam weiss
Some coin too.
ashley st clair
And what do you know?
All of these people came to the conclusion that after they saw what happened at the White House correspondence dinner, their first thought was all independently Trump needs his ballroom.
tim pool
I want to highlight Mike Cernich.
I don't know if he's actually in this.
ashley st clair
The statistical likelihood of this happening in a vacuum, if we are to stipulate that these people are not coordinated, the statistical likelihood of this happening that they all came to the same conclusion.
unidentified
Not probable.
tim pool
I just want to stress that Meghan McCain is reviled by most of these people as well.
They're not in group chats together.
I would also stress that Ashley is correct.
There are group chats.
It's not that they are in, so there's a mixture.
One, group chats have always existed for a variety of reasons.
Some government officials will create group chats for the purpose of messaging, they do exist.
I don't think they're that big.
However, I had a group chat maybe like eight years ago that was like eight people, and it was like six people I did not know.
And it was just about politics in DC.
And everybody kind of argued with each other.
It wasn't really anything coordinated.
I was also in a group chat called a journalist back in, I think this is like 2014 or 2013 on Facebook.
These journalists were controversial because, as it turns out, prominent journalists in the corporate press were all in these same group chats.
And it wasn't that they were giving instructions to the journalists on what to write about, it's that they were all talking about the exact same things.
There is a secret cabal of journalists that mandate all of the companies run the same stories.
When in reality, all of these people are just friends with each other and they think the same things as they talk to each other.
blaire white
And also, people copy tweets that they see getting likes.
This is the thing you can tell happens all the time on Twitter.
I'll sometimes think of an original something, and if it does well, I'll suddenly see this one and that one just kind of rewording it.
So, like, this exists, but to pretend it's all of it.
And also, if she was still with Elon Musk or still getting money from him like she wanted, she wouldn't even be doing this.
So, it's just It's disingenuous.
tim pool
So, here, let's play more.
ashley st clair
I think it's also important to note that one of the main group chats in which they coordinate this messaging is literally called Fight, Fight, Fight after the attempt on Trump's life.
unidentified
So, what?
ashley st clair
Okay, and this has the official Trump war room, members of the administration, including James Blair, and all your favorite MAGA influencers.
tim pool
They're all friends with each other.
Some of them actually did work on the campaign.
Or now work in the administration, and many don't.
In fact, there are many people who have appeared on this show who literally work at the Pentagon now.
ashley st clair
And I would log on and show you more of these messages, but I can't log on to Twitter because they're suing me for $75,000.
tim pool
Well, so I'll say this like, I.
blaire white
And that's why you're mad, ho.
tim pool
Ashley, I'll criticize you if I think you deserve criticism, as I would with anybody, be it Milo or anybody else.
This is, I would give it a good old 50% correct.
There are group chats, there are government officials in these group chats.
They don't create these group chats for the express purpose of, hey guys, I'm going to give you the official government narrative that you need to say.
These are just birds of a feather flocking together.
And it's more like if you want to be insulting, say it's a bunch of Lennings walking off a cliff.
That's one way you can describe them.
They're not.
Intentionally saying, Tell us, master, what to do.
They're all just saying the same thing, like, Man, if we had a ballroom, this wouldn't have happened.
And then someone tweets it, and then someone else retweets it, and then they're all talking about it.
I'm so mad they're blocking the ballroom, and then you get a narrative.
blaire white
And is it necessarily wrong?
Because if you want to believe that the UK and Russia and China don't all have ballrooms for their officials, clearly they do.
Why America doesn't have one, I don't know.
I'm not like passionate about it, but clearly a conclusion if the Trump, if the president has to be at the Hilton and there's an assassination attempt, He probably shouldn't be like down the street at the Hilton.
He should probably be at a more secure location like the White House.
tate brown
Yeah, as if that's like a crazy concept after this incident.
It'd be like, yeah, we need a book.
It's like if they came out and they all tweeted in unison, like, hey, this is why we need to pass the Hot Rotisserie Chicken Act, it'd be like, okay, maybe they're right.
blaire white
If there was a vote, but he doesn't have a justification, it's funded already.
tim pool
I got to give a shout out to this guy, humbled voter, who says the hypocrisy and then posts an image of a ton of anti Trump leftists, you know, all posting the exact same thing about Trump.
Conservatives posting the exact same thing.
I don't believe that Awaken with JP or being libertarian coordinated their messages.
They're just all thinking similar things because that's what people do.
unidentified
It's not that shocking.
blaire white
It's almost like political sides become hive minds.
Like it's not that shocking.
adam weiss
Full disclosure, Ashley gave me some, we were colleagues, good friends, six, seven, eight years.
Ashley Sinclair, she gave me business for an old company.
She would do a promoting candidates and we had group chats.
Right away.
We just had a group chat.
What does it mean?
You know, just friends and colleagues.
tim pool
Let me just tell you this.
I had a group chat back in 2018 19 when I was talking about with DC journalists where I was telling them a civil war was coming and they told me I was crazy.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
They said Tim's nuts.
tate brown
Also, her initial batch of accounts there, I would pay to see a group chat with Megan McCain and Mike Cernovich in the same chat.
I would be like, you know.
adam weiss
And what are you really going to say?
In a group chat, they're not going to really say business or exchange money in a group chat.
It's just, I was talking.
tim pool
Of all of the people to accuse, too, Mike Cernovich, he rags on everybody.
He is not in this like Trump beltway mega space.
He's a California guy.
He supported Trump.
He's criticized Trump.
He's kind of his own thing.
blaire white
Lately, he even criticizes Trump more than he supports him.
And also, just another thing about Ashley St. Clair, she's been doing all these videos lately exposing things that aren't even shocking.
She did one where she was talking about how it's always sexual degeneracy at like right wing events and stuff.
And it's kind of like, You only know that because you're partaking, clearly.
Like, I've never been invited to an orgy at a CPAC.
And if you're saying all that happens because you experienced that, you did that.
tim pool
Yeah, but that means she's right.
blaire white
No, I'm sure it happens.
But also, if you know that, it's probably because you are the type of person to be invited to that.
No one's ever.
tim pool
Well, I mean, to be fair, she is literally doing the like, I am no longer MAGA or right.
Here's what was going on behind the scenes.
So that's kind of the shtick.
blaire white
Yeah, and that's fine.
But it's also, it's revealing because it's like, it's a lot of projection, in my opinion.
unidentified
Guys.
blaire white
You hold your all the way up to Elon Musk.
tim pool
I have to rag on the right every so often, you know.
Actually, I should just do it more often.
You created Ashley St. Clair.
blaire white
True.
tim pool
And they should not have.
And I've made this warning over and over and over again about what happens when you refuse to forgive people.
Ashley St. Clair was a prominent voice on the right, helping people on the right.
And you may say, well, we don't like her.
She's gone bad, blah, blah, blah.
Well, she was getting attacked mercilessly.
She was getting insulted.
She was being barred from events.
She was on the outs with Elon.
Fine, I get all that.
Her fight with Elon and their kid resulted in people on the right attacking her and calling her names.
So she did the only thing a human being can do found community elsewhere.
So when the right said no, She went to liberals and said, Please, I have nowhere to go.
And they said, Denounce everything you've ever said before.
And she agreed to do it.
By all means, you can criticize her for that.
But this is what people do.
That's why I have long said, over a decade now, you must create a path toward forgiveness.
Otherwise, people will choose just to go the other direction and you create your own enemies.
Don't do that.
blaire white
That's true.
When she was in the midst of getting all the hate for the Elon stuff, there was a lot of things said and kind of done to her that was unfair.
And a lot of the issues she was communicating were valid and could have been.
Calmed down by Elon making different choices, too.
She got a lot of the blame for things.
So that's true.
ian crossland
I feel real bad because I never dogged her.
I never, I didn't ever want to.
I like Ashley.
unidentified
Ashley.
blaire white
Me either.
ian crossland
And it seems so sad because I saw her, she was like, I want to have another baby when I was talking to her.
And then she did with Elon.
And it was like, Elon's a magnum.
He's a stallion.
You know, you can't corral the man.
I feel horrendous.
I'd love to have Ashley.
I mean, it's been like three years since she's been with us.
tim pool
She's welcome back anytime.
adam weiss
You know what happened?
I think, you know, all of us are very independent here, Tim, me, and Blair.
The first Trump administration, he had too many turncoats.
He became a nervous wreck.
Every other day, somebody was writing a book, going against him for money.
This time around, it's like more sycophants, it seems like, in the MAGA space.
Nobody wants to criticize him, go against him.
So when this happens, it's like, you know, it's the MAGA.
How dare you do that?
How dare you criticize Trump?
tim pool
The party stuff is all fake.
adam weiss
We're free thinkers.
We're allowed to criticize either side anytime.
tim pool
So I criticize Trump periodically over the years.
I support him.
I voted for him, but I think he deserves criticism sometimes.
I've praised him.
I think he's the greatest president of our generation.
Even with the Iran war that everyone's mad about and I did not vote for, I still look back at all the other presidents and I'm like, eh, Trump's still a marginal victory.
But when I criticized Trump two years ago, no one says anything.
When DeSantis was running and we were in that weird space and I was like, I'm for DeSantis, no one in the media was like, Tim Pool breaks from Trump.
Today, all of a sudden, media outlets are like, Tim Pool mocks Trump, saying he's humiliated.
I'm like, I never said any of these things.
Like, it's really weird.
Tucker Carlson Israel Criticisms 00:14:53
tim pool
They're trying to claim I'm now anti Trump.
ian crossland
They're using turncoat energy.
If they can.
blaire white
I think it's just part of the left for over a year.
tate brown
Well, I think what it is is the left is like locked out of the zeitgeist because what's dominated the zeitgeist for the last six months is the Magus Civil War.
Did you see what Tucker said?
Oh, did you see what Jack Pasopic, Rick Kahn, you know, like whoever they're going at it and everything?
And it's like, no, they're just, the left is completely locked out of the zeitgeist.
So the only way they can like participate is like, yeah, he's with us.
He's with us.
No, no, no, he's with us.
unidentified
Right.
adam weiss
It's the same thing in the first.
If you turned on Trump, the Washington Post will be calling you tomorrow.
CNN, Tim, can you come on, please?
unidentified
They did.
adam weiss
Because now, yeah.
tim pool
But I didn't turn on Trump.
unidentified
Right.
tim pool
I got a call from the Wall Street Journal, like, we'd like to have a conversation about And then Reuters calls me, and I'm like, yeah, I think Trump's overall net positive.
unidentified
You do?
Uh huh.
Oh.
Bye.
Yeah.
Yeah.
blaire white
See, criticism is like a complete, it's very autistic.
It's like a criticism means a complete condemnation.
It's like, or it's normal to criticize the person you voted for because that's what you're supposed to do.
Unlike if you want to be a Democrat and vote in a vegetable and then act like everything's perfect for four years, even though we don't have a president.
tim pool
I'm going to say this I believe that the majority of people who have turned on Trump.
Are liars and hypocrites.
I believe that Tucker Carlson is a liar and a hypocrite.
And I will tell you why.
When Tucker first came out critical of Israel and saying the things he was saying about Qatar and Islam, whatever, I'm like, oh, Tucker's allowed to have his opinions.
People have opinions.
Sometimes I disagree with them.
Tucker is always, you know, he's had some good ideas.
Here's the thing Tucker came out and said that he is tormented by having supported Trump.
He is sorry for misleading people.
He didn't mean it, he didn't do it willingly.
And then his brother literally says, maybe that Miriam Adelson money came, you know, for some reason, and he laughs.
Tucker knew 100% because we all did.
That Donald Trump took an estimated $100 to $160 million from Miriam Adelson to support his campaign.
And it was reported far and wide this was money given to Trump as a quid pro quo to take the West Bank, that he would support Israel's effort to take the West Bank.
And that's why he got the money.
Literally every single person knew this.
Donald Trump hired John Bolton, fired 59 Tomahawk missiles into Syria, and killed Soleimani.
The idea that they are now shocked that Donald Trump is fighting in support of Israel.
Supports them.
He moved the embassy to Jerusalem in his first term.
The people coming out now going, oh my, I never knew.
They are liars, every single one of them.
If you want to criticize Trump for doing all of those things, please do so.
And with my blessing, Trump should not be launching tomahawks in Assyria or dropping bombs, whatever.
Not a fan.
But if you're going to come to me and claim you did not know when literally on this show we covered stories with your comments talking about how y'all actually knew, you are liars and hypocrites.
And I am sick of all of that.
All of these people.
Now, I can say this of Ashley.
She's always been nice to us.
She's been a friend.
Talked to her periodically, not really all that often.
Her coming out and saying all of MAGA is paid obviously comes from a place of rejection and animosity.
It is not correct that all of MAGA is paid and coordinated, but she's obviously pissed at a lot of these people.
However, many of these people in the inverse, seemingly coordinated, used to be pro Trump because it was the popular thing to do.
Woke was cringe.
Bud Light was boycotted.
And these people all jumped on board.
And now that the trend says don't like Trump, they're acting shocked.
That Donald Trump took money in support of Israel.
Spare me your hypocrisy.
tate brown
Yeah, there's literally, I was looking at the other day, there's literally a quote from him, or it was a clip from like 2012, and he was like, Netanyahu's like the greatest political leader in the Middle East.
Like, I'm the most ardent Zionist.
He literally said, I'm an ardent Zionist.
Yeah, he was like, going into the 2016 presidential cycle, he's like, I'm going to be the most pro Israel president ever.
And then all of a sudden, like, people are surprised now.
I mean, again, I, you know, I'm vocally opposed to the Iran war.
I think it's a bad idea, et cetera.
I've, you know, explained that on the show a few times, but I'm not like, Shocked.
I'm not like this is a scandalous.
It does on the No New Wars thing feel like, you know, a bit of a sort of renege, so to speak.
But again, the idea that he's pro Israel, you're shocked by that.
It's like, first of all, he's a baby boomer.
That's like all of them.
Second of all, he said it over and over and over and over again.
You kind of got to believe the guy when he like makes that his core foreign policy position for the better half of a century at this point.
I mean, he's been saying it since the 80s.
ian crossland
Yeah.
His son in law is Jared Kushner, who I think is considered himself Zionist.
tate brown
I haven't talked about it before.
ian crossland
His daughter converted to Judaism.
Not that Judaism has anything to do with Israel.
You know, it's a country.
tim pool
Here's a.
Here's an article from 2024 from the New Arab.
Pro Israel billionaire Miriam Adelson backs Trump campaign, pushes for West Bank annexation.
We all knew this story.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
The people now, they're like, I can't believe that Donald Trump was this.
They're lying.
unidentified
Yeah.
tate brown
I literally remember people were correctly pointing out that, you know, going into 2023, the Biden winner is that Trump, like all these legal troubles, he was running out of money and he had to start receiving donations from, you know, traditional Republican donors.
Yeah.
That's like not a surprising thing.
And I remember people that were commenting on that.
They're like, oh, that's interesting.
And then all of a sudden now they're like shocked by it.
ian crossland
Are you saying the people instituting lawfare against Trump pushed him into the arms of the Israelis via Miriam Adelson's bailout?
unidentified
No.
tim pool
He always moved the U.S. Embassy to Jerusalem in his first term.
The dude's been like, he's been unrepentantly pro Israel the whole time.
ian crossland
He was undercover about it, kind of.
tim pool
No, he was not.
unidentified
Syria.
tim pool
Well, bro, the dude could not speak more highly of Israel the whole time.
blaire white
I think it was less that he was undercover about it, but I think there's just been like a more in mass people are actually tuning into issues with Israel.
People actually care about it now.
I think people just didn't really care back then, too.
tim pool
Going to war, that's a.
What irks me a lot about that is that.
Most of what these people are saying, it's mass formation psychosis.
They're not talking about legitimate criticisms of Israel.
Some people are, like Dave Smith, is a really great example of somebody who has legitimate criticisms.
I am not talking about him.
I'll give you another example because Clint Russell's welcome on the show.
But he literally made a video called Israel Derangement Syndrome Debunked.
And I can only say that I believe that Clint is, I'll be nice, Clint, you're being untoward because you know that my statement on what Israel Derangement Syndrome is not you.
And I literally said my libertarian friends have legitimate arguments against Israel.
What he then did was, When I argue that there are people who think Israel is controlling the opiate drug trafficking trade in West Virginia, that's derangement.
He then claims he's debunking Israel derangement by making normal arguments about Israel.
He's doing that, in my opinion, Clint.
You're doing it, in my opinion, because it gets clicks because you're attacking me to the Israel derangement syndrome people because you want them to follow you.
And I think that's stupid, but you're welcome to come on the show, and then you'll be forced to agree with me because you know I'm right.
unidentified
Yeah.
tate brown
When you had figures like Pat Buchanan, I mean, since the 80s, were like making well mannered, sort of calculated, intelligent arguments.
You know, criticisms of her relationship with Israel.
And it was like out in the open.
But then now people have latched on prior to Iran.
Now, like now with Iran, okay, maybe that's a little bit different situation.
But prior to that, it's like, where were all you guys?
Because you can look at a lot of these people like five years ago, they were ardent Zionists or they were like super pro Israel.
And then all of a sudden they flip again, like after October 7th, you know, the incentive structures change around a little bit.
So they participate.
tim pool
Yeah, it was called TikTok changed their algorithm and boosted anti Israel content and made a bunch of people rich and famous for attacking Israel.
And that is a fact.
And the Democrats, and I literally was arguing this, I had one tweet with Clint.
To Dave Smith about this.
So basically, Dave said, You got to watch Clint's response to Tim having Randy Fine on the show.
And then my response was, acting like me having a guest on the show is indicative of my opinions is hypocrisy.
And the issue largely, go back to your point.
I don't want to, what were you just saying?
I don't want to.
tate brown
No, no, no.
Yeah, no, no.
I was just, I mean, I was making the point is like, where were you when it was not in vogue?
To again, like, right.
tim pool
The point that I made is that every time one of these issues comes up with Israel and foreign funding, People just do not understand literally any of U.S. foreign policy.
It's just only Israel exists.
And so I'm like, yeah, you know, I've long said we shouldn't fund Israel and we shouldn't fund Ukraine and we should stop spending money.
But why all of a sudden now are the people who know my opinion is we shouldn't have foreign funding for Israel, Ukraine, or otherwise are acting like I'm in favor of Israel for criticizing people who are retarded for blaming Israel for opiate trafficking in West Virginia?
unidentified
Yeah.
tate brown
Yeah, literally.
I mean, yeah, there's people like after the Charlie Kirk thing and they were going everywhere.
I'm like, What is going on?
Because I remember like five years ago, they would be like, yeah, having a Netanyahu centric foreign policy creates problems.
If we're trying to stitch together like an anti China power block in the Middle East, like this could be a problem.
Maybe we should cut them loose.
Now it's like, yeah, I think the Israelis killed Charlie Kirk.
And they say like a straight line.
tim pool
I have a question about that.
The conspiracy theorists argue that Charlie Kirk was murdered by Israel because he had turned on Israel, right?
Yeah.
He had this text message where he said that the donors are falling into every Jewish stereotype, giving me no choice but to leave the pro Israel cause.
For that reason, Israel killed him.
I then asked this question of several people.
How come Candace Owens is featured on YouTube, front page promoted, despite breaking the rules?
I have been told by all of these people it's because Israel wants to be hated.
They need the world to go to war with them so that the Messianic era will occur.
If that's true, then why did they kill Charlie Kirk?
Both cannot be true.
If Charlie was turning on Israel, isn't that what you just claimed they wanted?
They wanted the world to turn on Israel so that could foment a war from the world to go to war against Israel?
That would bring on the Messianic era?
If that's the case, why would they not just have Charlie Kirk do this?
And then, if the argument is, okay, well, they don't want to be hated, then why would Candace Owens be propped up and promoted by YouTube despite breaking the rules?
Who's in control of these things?
None of it makes sense.
It's all mass formation psychosis.
And the people who claim they're just now looking at Israel are lying for clicks because they're weak willed retards.
I was going to say something else, but I'll say that for the after show.
blaire white
I think that aside from legitimate criticisms of Israel and involvement with other countries, I think also some of it, like we were mentioning, it's.
A lot of cope when people talk about how violence is or the shootings are all staged or it's a both sides thing.
It's kind of a cope to not admit how bad it is on the left.
I think some of it is a cope to not admit or acknowledge how corrupt the institutions in this country are and how the CIA has done a lot of fucked up things like this.
I would rather look at our own institutions if we're going to be looking at stuff first, but people seem to skip past that.
Like, it's not as if the CIA is above assassinations and stuff like that, you know?
tim pool
Yeah, if someone asked me, Do you think there was a conspiracy to kill Charlie Kirk?
The answer is of course there was because people knew on social media that Charlie was going to be killed.
Something was going to happen.
They indicated foreknowledge.
There were reports of multiple vehicles outside of the alleged assassin's home.
There was a weirdly, seemingly scripted conversation.
Certainly did not seem like this guy acted alone, at least based on the surface level evidence that we have.
So then, if it was not just some wackaloon lefties who did it, but there was some capability behind it, who is the first group of people that it would make sense killed Charlie Kirk?
Uniparty Democrats?
Because Charlie Kirk is the one who got Donald Trump elected?
Turning Point USA rallied all of these people into voting for Donald Trump.
And if you want to stop Donald Trump, you need to stop Charlie Kirk.
Then you need someone who's going to prop up and push all, you need to prop up somebody who's going to push all of the conservatives who are weak willed away from Trump.
Hey, wow, there's a handful of people that are doing that conveniently.
Let's jump to this clip to carry on that story.
We've got this video from the White House correspondents that are shooting.
Erica Kirk seen crying after shots were fired.
Here's the short clip.
unidentified
I just want to go find some things.
tim pool
So, this video has gone massively viral, and that's all it is.
Erica Kirk saying, I just want to go home.
And there's been a few things.
One, a socialist woman made fun of her for having a budget dress, which is kind of funny.
A socialist saying her dress is on sale because that's what these women are actually motivated by, I guess.
And then, of course, people claiming she is fake crying and staging all of this.
It's fake.
blaire white
But if she wasn't crying, then why is she not showing emotion, right?
tim pool
Yeah.
I, you know, I think it's actually quite simple.
Erica Kirk's husband, her husband is killed.
The management, the donors, they say, You have to be the face of this because no one else can.
With all due respect to the team, Jack can't do it.
Colvett can't do it.
She is the only one with Kirk gravitas, despite only having a small piece of what Charlie had.
She has to be the face.
I doubt she runs the company.
I doubt she's managing much.
She's probably just doing the PR.
The amount of psychotic vitriol lobbed at this woman.
I can only argue it is a PSYOP for a handful of reasons.
blaire white
I haven't seen anything like it, to be honest.
tim pool
It is insane.
So, first Charlie dies.
Then, when his wife tries picking up the slack to save his organization, she gets attacked in every possible direction by all of these people in the most insane way imaginable.
And I'm going to say psyop for a couple of reasons.
First, as I mentioned before, the RPMs on the phrase Erica Kirk are disproportionately high, meaning you will get more views and make more money attacking Erica Kirk than doing anything else.
Seriously.
You want to make finance videos?
You will make a comparable amount of money, but less views than if you just insult Erica Kirk.
That is very weird.
And it's indicative of an op.
I'm sorry.
It just is.
blaire white
Like someone's funding that.
tim pool
Yeah.
Or big tech is driving people to it for some reason.
blaire white
Yeah.
And I think, unfortunately, it also is, in its own way, very organic.
I think a lot of people just are hopping onto it.
And this goes back to like, it's not okay in the eyes of like at least the psychosis on the internet happening to theorize anything other than Erica being behind it or Israel being behind it.
Like, there's no other options.
I personally don't think it was only.
The guy who's NGO for it right now or going to Entrava for it right now.
I think it was probably him and some other people.
I think there's reasons to think that.
I haven't seen anything that's convinced me Erica herself is behind it.
And so for me, I'm kind of like, okay, if you guys are right that Erica is behind it, then I suppose the hate is pretty justified.
But if you're wrong, if there's like any chance you're wrong, which I think is very likely you're wrong, then you're just abusing a widow.
That's the only thing you're right.
tim pool
I mean, what's mass formation psychosis?
adam weiss
After Charlie was assassinated, Turning Point exploded.
Chapters, hundreds, thousands and thousands of chapters.
Free Press and Sarah Palin 00:15:27
adam weiss
People were Googling Charlie Kirk, learning about Charlie Kirk, right?
Moderates, independents said, This is not a bad guy.
This is not demonized.
Why would someone try this, right?
So, what did they do?
They couldn't demonize Charlie anymore.
So, what did they do?
Let's go after Erica, what she's wearing.
Let's go after makeup.
Let's go after her hug.
Let's go after her thoughts.
It was crazy the things that were going after to go after Turning Point to destroy it again.
Because if we win the hearts and minds of young people, That's how conservatism grows.
That's how our movement grows.
So I think it's an up.
Coordinated attack, not only on the left and the media, but a lot of crazy on the right, too.
tim pool
I think it's an up.
I think the deep state was like, why do we keep losing?
We're not going to beat Trump.
This is 2024.
And looking at everything that's happened, I couldn't come up with a better plan myself.
If someone came to me and said, how do we turn this around?
I'd say, well, Charlie Kirk's a problem because he's rallying young people.
And if you lose young people, then you lose.
After Charlie is dead, it's like, okay, well, now they're raking in massive donations.
You gotta go after and character assassinate Erica Kirk in any way possible.
And they do it in the craziest ways possible.
So, like, Erica Kirk does an interview and it's kind of mundane.
And I watch these interviews, I watch all the news, and I'm bored with it.
Nothing spectacular happens.
She sits down and she says, Well, here's what we're trying to do.
unidentified
And I'm like, Eh.
tim pool
Then on X, someone takes the video, slows it down a little bit, adds creepy music with like eerie violin, and then zooms in on her eyes and does a boomerang effect.
So she's going, And then it shows someone, there'll be like a person in the bottom corner, like a TikTok video going, This is weird.
Why is she so weird?
And that's all people ever see of her.
And I will give you an example going back to yesteryear.
I remember back, I remember when Sarah Palin was running, what was it, 2008?
And I was talking to someone in Chicago who said, Well, I mean, the problem with McCain isn't just that he's like a fascist.
You know, Sarah Palin thinks she can see Russia from her house.
And I went, That's Tina Fey.
She's like, No, Sarah Palin said she could see Russia from her house.
I said, No.
Tina Fey on Saturday Night Live said, I can the right shit from my house, and it was a joke.
But people heard that and thought Sarah Palin literally said it.
What did Sarah Palin actually say?
She said when she was campaigning with McCain, she did an interview where she said, I would do great on, I'm paraphrasing, on foreign policy, especially as we're dealing with Russia, because as many people know, we are only about 50 or so miles away from Russian territory.
In fact, from the westernmost point of Alaska, you can actually see Russia.
So with the trade routes going through the Bering Strait, I've already negotiated these terms with other countries.
And I'm like, that's a great point.
She already, as governor of Alaska, has foreign policy experience.
Then Tina Fey makes a joke I can see Russia from my house.
And liberals were like, I can't believe Sarah Pilot said that.
That's the world we live in with mass formation psychosis.
So when these people make fake Erica Kirk videos, they go, Did you see that weird video where she was like making a weird face?
No, but I saw the edited one where they played eerie music.
You believe that?
Yes, they do, because it's an op.
When Candace came out and attacked Nick Shirley, it should have been obvious to everyone.
She dug up a year old video from Nick Shirley and accused him of fabricating his stories to discredit the work he is doing, exposing fraud from the Democrats.
The only conclusion I can make looking at the big picture.
And maybe I'm wrong, is that Candace is working with Democrats to destroy Turning Point USA after the fact to stop them from winning, not as a Democrat, but as a spoiler.
Erica Kirk is evil, don't support Turning Point USA.
Israel is bad for a million and one reasons.
The earth is flat.
I don't know.
That's what she said.
And all of this propped up on YouTube despite breaking the rules.
Now, you may be saying, I don't believe her a second.
Then why is Nick Fuentes banned despite them saying very similar things?
unidentified
I wonder.
blaire white
So I met Erica Kirk like 30 minutes for the first time, like 30 minutes before that video we just played.
And her energy was very like sad.
And so then for this to happen, and then see the video of her crying and walking through, I saw something genuine.
What really got me was people posting, like, oh, there just was a perfectly placed camera.
There were thousands of people in there.
Like everything was being filmed, it was a televised event.
tim pool
There's a post on Reddit where you've got photos of Secret Service with their guns drawn.
And the shots are incredible.
And it was like the top post.
You go to reddit.com, in popular, and it was like the fifth post right there on the front page.
And it was who got these photos?
And all the comments were like, this is staged.
How did they get these action shots?
And I'm sitting here being like, the White House Correspondents' Dinner.
Literally every single person in there works for the press.
So when shots were happening, there were literally tons of journalists standing in the hallways with cameras.
adam weiss
There's 1,500 people in that.
1,500 in the dining, in the ballroom, all journalists.
And there's another thousand that didn't go to the ballroom that went to the parties.
So you had thousands of journalists, the top journalists in the world, there for that one night.
They call it the nerd prom.
And finally, the cool kid was about to come and speak.
And that didn't last too long.
unidentified
Yep.
blaire white
Everyone in there's sole job is to catch stories and photographs and video.
It's like, oh my God.
ian crossland
Erica's nervous system after seeing her cry.
Saying, I just want to go home.
Like, that's not even to your house.
That means, like, go to a place in my memory where I'm safe.
She's probably holding it together, like, tenuously.
And then she goes here and another gunman.
And it's like, is this just going to get worse forever?
unidentified
How is she not quit?
adam weiss
She was very kind to us.
She came into the Fox party.
I said, Eric, I remember Adam.
Yeah, I remember we used to talk before.
She carried Charlie.
She lived in New York.
She's very kind to us.
blaire white
She was very sweet, but she had a very broken family.
adam weiss
Can you imagine she hears gunshots?
And she's sitting in one of the front tables.
Everybody's going under a table.
tim pool
I don't know how she doesn't quit.
ian crossland
She probably heard the story.
blaire white
Probably for Charlie's honor, which is amazing.
adam weiss
You didn't know who was going to storm into the ballroom and start shooting people at that moment.
tim pool
When you have this, like, I certainly can't understand the psychotic extremes that people are going to and attacking her, but it must be insanely difficult to have to decide between standing up for what Charlie built or just quitting and leaving because you know that's what they're trying to make you do.
unidentified
Right.
tim pool
They are trying to get Erica to break so she quits.
blaire white
There was a viral tweet that said, It was this disgusting person with pink hair, of course, saying it's so funny to give Erica Kirk PTSD.
tim pool
Have you just go on threads?
Go on threads and look up her name.
blaire white
I would never.
tim pool
It's crazy.
blaire white
It's like a random.
tim pool
I talked about this.
So I go on Instagram and I'm looking at, I don't know, skate videos and things like that and snowboarding.
But every so often, it'll give you a threads recommendation because they want you to use threads.
And it was a woman saying something about Erica Kirk.
So I clicked it, brings me to threads.
And it was a woman's, or no, it was a guy posting some Erica Kirk conspiracy stuff.
So then I look at the search term for Erica Kirk, and it was a bunch of middle aged women with no followers just threatening to kill Erica Kirk.
blaire white
I'm sure.
Oh, I'm sure.
tim pool
And I'm just like, these people are psychotic.
blaire white
And can I tell you how sad it is that it doesn't actually, for at least people like that, the middle aged women with no wives whose husbands probably hate them if they have husbands, unfortunately, it doesn't get more complicated than like she's a beautiful, young, blonde woman with beautiful children who had the perfect, seeming husband, perfect, like nuclear family life.
And a lot of bitches are jealous, and a lot of men are jealous.
tim pool
I want to jump to this viral tweet from the shooting at the White House Correspondence Dinner from Olivia Reingold, where she is being mercilessly mocked because as this security incident was occurring, I'm making fun of Fox News, by the way, during the attempted assassination, she turns her camera on and films her own face the whole time.
She tweets, terrifying, a few ground shaking knocks by my seat at White House Correspondence Dinner, unclear of shooting, I am okay, we are trying to exit now.
It's got 10 million views.
Here's the video.
unidentified
We were just seated over.
I'm seated near one of the doors and there.
Zay!
Zay.
What's your name?
People are shouting USA now.
I don't know.
I just heard like four huge knocks by this door.
Everyone.
I don't know.
Maybe it's.
tim pool
She should be fired on the spot.
She works for the free press.
And this is what everyone's posting photographing something you want to show everyone.
Males, object, females, her face in front of the object.
I'm actually deeply offended by this video for one simple reason.
I want to see what's going on.
And I can hear, but I can't see.
So when I see this video and I click it, I can hear shouting, and it's just her staring at the camera.
Hold your phone up!
Show us what's happening for the love of all that is holy.
This one's really driving people insane.
It's got nearly 10 million views because instead of doing journalism, she filmed herself like a deeply narcissistic psychopath.
And this exemplifies the problem with this generation the deep narcissism of, look at me, instead of, I'm going to show you what's going on right now.
I think, I don't think, you know, it is not that it was her intentionally trying to obstruct.
It was her first thought, I should film my own face.
These are the people that are working in media.
This is what we are dealing with.
We don't have an actual journalistic apparatus trying to inform the public anymore.
A small handful, maybe, but this exemplifies so much of what I experienced 10 years ago and we see endlessly today.
People trying to maximize the views they get to make themselves famous.
ian crossland
Dude, it's like this, it's sort of a sick fantasy of mine.
What if I was the one guy who chose to run out into traffic and save the baby and some guy.
Recorded me and then uploaded it, and I became a famous person for a selfless act of heroism.
And then people like want to catch themselves in it and like doing the act of heroism, it completely refutes the vibe.
Like, you're not a hero if you're making everyone see your words.
tim pool
I just, guys, I want you to pause real quick and just imagine.
Imagine you are kneeling on the ground on all fours, ducking.
You hear potentially shots.
I want you to imagine you are holding your phone in your right hand and it's on a front facing camera filming your face, and you keep glancing at it.
ian crossland
It's insane.
unidentified
Insane.
ian crossland
That is real situational awareness as well.
Like, if someone did come up behind her, she should be looking.
tim pool
She's like, Am I?
The point is, we can see her face, but I want you to imagine what it's like to have been her sitting there, taking your phone and selfieing while this is going on.
And you're like looking at your face.
adam weiss
I bet that her and hundreds of other jurors left and said, Thank God, I'm okay.
And they'll probably all in group chats like earlier, blaming the president, not blaming themselves.
tim pool
Well, I don't know about that.
adam weiss
And all about themselves.
tim pool
But what I can just say is, having done a lot of this work, Been on the ground and filming things.
The idea that your first instinct is to hold your phone in selfie mode and keep glancing at it.
What are you filming?
Honest question.
In your mind, what do you think you are filming?
That's the craziest thing to me.
This woman goes, better film myself right now.
unidentified
Why?
tim pool
Why would anyone want to see your face?
Honest question.
ian crossland
Maybe after the habit, just in case someone barges in the room, you've got the footage, but like nothing happened.
tim pool
She could have put her normal phone on the normal back camera and held it up and filmed the room.
ian crossland
Yeah, I'm kind of.
blaire white
It is annoying.
The only thing I can think to say in her defense is.
I think it is easy to judge what you would or wouldn't do or should do in a situation like that.
tim pool
It's easy for me to judge that I did it for over 10 years.
And I was shot while I was doing it.
blaire white
You specifically, yes.
That's right.
unidentified
That's why I'm pissed off.
blaire white
Yes.
tim pool
Because if I was in the White House correspondence dinner and a shooting happened, the first thing I do is I click live on my phone and I'd hold it towards whatever was going on.
I would try and not hold it in a way that looked like a weapon, by the way.
And then I would start explaining what was happening.
Guys, we're at the White House correspondence center.
Reports are that shots may have been fired.
We're taking cover right now.
I'm not going to expose.
I don't want to.
And I would not be filming my own face.
However, it is fine if periodically you turn the phone around.
That's what I used to do.
You film the moment, you explain what happened, then you can turn it back to you and say, here's where I am right now.
This is what it looks like.
Back to what's going on in the room.
ian crossland
In the age of deepfakes, that's actually a pretty good idea to verify that it's an actual video, even though you could deepfake your face into the thing, but it makes it a lot more like, you know.
My question is Were there bullet shots fired?
unidentified
Yes.
ian crossland
To take the guy down?
Did the guy shoot?
tim pool
He shot.
blaire white
Yes, he shot and then he shot them.
adam weiss
He had a Secret Service agent.
blaire white
Yeah.
tim pool
Well, we don't know exactly who.
Todd Blanch was very careful when asked about this.
He said, I think he said that they believe the shot came from the shooter, but they want to be careful before they've done the actual frenzy.
ian crossland
When she said that there were Four loud knocks.
I think she said four.
Were those the shots?
tim pool
There were five shots.
blaire white
There was a shot, and then four that Secret Service shot.
And I think they're saying, I don't know how confirmed it is, like you just said, that there was one Secret Service person who was shot, and he got hit in the bulletproof vest.
ian crossland
You make a really good point, Blair, that judging someone in a high stress situation is kind of out of.
For me, I think I went a little too far because I don't know what I would do if it hit the fan hard, harder.
blaire white
That's the only thing.
It is annoying, and because she is part of the press, she should have been doing press.
But also, I might have done something retarded.
tim pool
This is not press.
This is TikTok selfie.
Look at my face.
blaire white
What is her job, though?
tim pool
I think she's a writer at the Free Press.
She's a staff writer at the Free Press.
tate brown
Meanwhile, you had Dana White just to soak in the moment.
carter banks
He was like, I think about it.
unidentified
That was awesome.
carter banks
Sometimes I'll be driving out.
He was like, watch it.
My first thought is not to film my face looking at it, but to film the thing in the sky.
I don't know if that's relevant or not, but.
unidentified
Yeah, that's true.
blaire white
But if she wanted to go viral and have her face go viral, she did.
unidentified
That's true.
tate brown
Yeah, I know.
That's kind of the thing is like either she does one of like the 300 angles that we have already that has like 20 likes or she blows up, gets 10 million likes.
tim pool
No, no, no.
We don't have an angle from her position in the White House Correspondence Dinner.
That's what Pittsburgh is.
tate brown
She's the guy behind her with the phone up.
I mean, I'm not defending her.
That's obviously narcissism, but you know, her payout's going to be nice.
ian crossland
Get a little insight into what the panic was like in the room.
tim pool
Yep.
But you don't.
Instead, you see her face.
ian crossland
Well, you get to see her panic.
blaire white
And now she's on Tim Cass.
ian crossland
How many views does she have so far?
unidentified
10 million.
ian crossland
What's up, Olivia?
Oh, you're crushing it.
tim pool
Yeah, but it's 10 million people hating on her.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
tim pool
But that's the meme.
The meme, of course, you know.
tate brown
I guess she figured she's like, I work for the free press, so what's there to lose?
Everyone's going to hate me anyway.
So any press is going to hate me.
South Africa Fence Collapse State 00:03:40
tim pool
Let it fly.
Yeah.
What I heard from other women is that the actual crime was her hair.
ian crossland
Oh, snap.
blaire white
The hair is kind of bad.
ian crossland
I don't want to go hard, but.
unidentified
Yeah.
Whoa.
tim pool
Women are posting this screenshot being like, the worst thing that she did was not the selfie, it was the hair.
And I'm like, that probably offends her more than the men complainingly.
tate brown
Because the reason she did that is she's like, she had what, four or five of her coworkers like notice her outfit and her like get up and everything.
She's got to show it off.
She's got to film it.
tim pool
She's like, it would be really sad if like she did her hair and the whole reason for the selfie was that she wanted to turn her head back so you could see the whatever that's called.
unidentified
Oh my gosh.
A little waiting.
blaire white
What is buns should have been tight?
They're too loose.
They look sloppy.
tim pool
What are they?
What is that?
blaire white
The little buns.
tim pool
They're called buns?
unidentified
Yeah.
blaire white
And she should have had one.
tim pool
It's like she folded it over.
unidentified
Yeah.
blaire white
She should have had one tight bun, or if she wanted to do two, they both should have been tight.
tate brown
Just totally phoning it in.
unidentified
Unbelievable.
tate brown
You were going to be in for 10 million people, and that's the best you could do?
tim pool
Come on.
I'm telling you guys, it's time to get some chickens, buy some land in the middle of nowhere, because our generation is cooked.
You can live in a city, you can have luxuries, but put bars on your windows and buy an in house cage like they do in South Africa, because it's just going to keep getting worse.
These are the people that are supposed to be providing news, and this is what our generation does.
ian crossland
What do the in house cages do they have in South America or South Africa?
tim pool
South Africa.
So they have a fence around their house.
Then in their house, they have a secondary fence for where they sleep.
unidentified
Oh.
tim pool
Because the criminals will break through the fence, go in the house, and then it's hard to get through the second fence.
Or it gives you time when you wake up, you hear the banging, you can start praying because they're going to rape and kill you.
ian crossland
So you're in a secured area within a secured area.
tim pool
That's what it's like living in South Africa.
ian crossland
Don't hate it.
I mean, why not?
tim pool
Yeah, I would.
I would want to live there.
unidentified
Double locked.
tim pool
I met this couple from South Africa and they were like, it's not as bad as people say it is.
Yeah, I think we've only been carjacked maybe five times.
ian crossland
We do live in a pretty limited place.
tim pool
And I was like, I'm from Chicago, I've been carjacked zeros.
ian crossland
Our society, like I walked down the street sometimes and I looked side to side at the houses and it's just glass windows.
I'm like, we live in like such a high trust society.
tate brown
Well, I remember when I was in Pretoria and I was talking to some local guys and I was like, you know, I don't remember how it came up, but I was basically explaining to them that in the United States, you can just walk up and like knock on someone's door, you know, and oftentimes people will answer it.
And some communities, they don't even lock their doors.
And they were like, what are you talking about?
Because they didn't even understand that like that's a South Africa is a unique situation in which you have like basically a prison that you live in.
They don't understand you can just like walk up and knock on someone's door.
I'm like, Like, yeah, I can't get them.
tim pool
Bro, there were people in the UK walking into random houses.
Remember that?
unidentified
Yeah.
tate brown
Yeah, literally.
unidentified
What?
Yeah.
tim pool
Some young black dudes were doing a prank where they just walked into random houses.
You do that out here in West Virginia, you die.
tate brown
And this family I stayed with in Johannesburg, they had two German shepherds, and they're both puppies.
And I was like, oh, did you get them recently?
And they're like, yeah, they poisoned our last guard dogs.
And I was like, they poisoned our last guard dogs.
It's like, it happens all the time.
tim pool
I was like, what?
tate brown
Not all the time.
tim pool
Yeah, they throw me, then.
It's like poison in there, right?
tate brown
Yeah, they throw a little poison so when they break in, they don't have to worry about it, like an attack dog.
So I was like, Jesus, Louise.
blaire white
It's a lot of voodoo in South Africa, too.
I just watched a thing about that.
unidentified
What is voodoo?
blaire white
There's like more, like, it's like witchcraft.
There's like more witches and crazy shit out there.
Oh, yeah.
tim pool
Well, you know what they do, right?
Like, they have a lot of AIDS.
So, what they'll do is they'll take a needle, prick themselves, and then prick a random person in like a touristy area because they believe that AIDS is a curse and that if they transfer the curse to you, it'll cure them.
They also have the highest incidence per capita of baby rape.
I mean, literal babies, because they also believe that you can transfer the disease, the curse, To like the pure baby.
Cursed House Self Fulfilling Prophecy 00:10:35
unidentified
Yeah.
tate brown
We've seen the numbers.
It's back to the drawing board, I think.
tim pool
South Africa, man.
tate brown
Good strategy.
Yeah, South Africa.
And then, if you had to ask people, it's like, okay, so you're telling me all these things have gotten worse.
You know, this country is just in free fall.
It's basically a collapse state at this point.
Have the people got more right wing?
unidentified
No.
tate brown
No, they still have liberals in South Africa.
So it's like this whole idea that like you can just, like accelerationism is going to, you know, create a more right wing environment in the United States is like, no, you just get crushed, actually.
tim pool
And when that does happen, liberals keep pushing for it and conservatives never do anything about it.
tate brown
Yeah, and then you have Marxist elements are like, hmm, we must not be doing it right.
Maybe we need to tweak it even more.
tim pool
Let's jump to this next story.
Is President Trump a time traveler?
Century old sketches spark new conspiracy theories.
Now, this is a story from about a month ago about these weird images that were drawn by some dude, Homer Trump.
It says $45.99, and there's a bunch of them where it's like this weird drawing.
There's a bunch of other ones.
They only have the one featured here where there's strange vehicles driven by a blonde guy, and it says Trump on it.
unidentified
That's weird.
tim pool
So here's the thing.
Let's start here.
MJ Truth all just says, I can't unsee it now.
I didn't want to believe it at first, but I do now.
I believe time travel is real, and I believe President Trump is a time traveler, Uncle John Tesla.
Image published on October 20th, 2021.
Butler assassination attempt, July 13th, 2024.
And so watch this real quick, and I'll explain it in a second.
People are claiming that the pixel art is some kind of like mashup of the Trump Butler photo, right?
And this has to do with the Henry Martinez post.
Two years ago, Henry Martinez posted Cole Allen and literally nothing else.
That's all the account ever posted, the name of the shooter.
He's wearing a black bow tie.
It's a Pepe with a wine glass, smiling at the camera, wearing a black bow tie.
And in the image that was published on C SPAN right before Trump was escorted off, he is sitting there smirking at the camera with a bow tie and a wine glass in front of him.
The banner image for the account was a picture from a website called Time Machine.
Which they people believe you can overlap the butler photo.
Now, that last one I think is a little bit silly, but it is funny that this black tie tuxedo Pepe profile picture from 2023 tweeted out Cole Allen.
What I will say is we know the tweet is from 2023.
That being said, the image could have been updated whenever, the profile banner could have been put whenever.
A lot of people are claiming this is proof that Trump is a time traveler.
And what do you guys think?
blaire white
I feel like I need a blunt to really understand this.
I don't know.
ian crossland
Yeah, time.
blaire white
The picture, the profile picture, I feel like.
Do we have any proof that that was there before the shooting?
unidentified
Maybe.
Let me check.
blaire white
Because that would be kind of crazy.
But also, I'm not necessarily seeing in the pixel part, I'm not necessarily seeing.
tate brown
Well, because the argument is.
unidentified
What do you mean?
Look.
tim pool
Here's Trump's fist.
blaire white
I can kind of see that part, but the other people.
unidentified
I don't know.
blaire white
No, I'm not seeing the other people, the other parts of the photo.
tim pool
And to be fair, my argument is if you look at the original image, let me get rid of that.
Without Trump there, there's another arm here.
It could just be a guy doing this, raising his fist.
And then they're deciding to overlay Trump Butler, saying it fits.
blaire white
Right.
They're even kind of like rotating it to make it work.
Like, eh.
But the name being tweeted is definitely interesting.
ian crossland
That's the weirdest thing.
tim pool
Well, Cole Allen's not an uncommon name.
tate brown
Yeah, I did do a cursory search, and there was like a lot of accounts made around that same time where.
Kind of same naming convention, same kind of terminally online profile pictures, and they would just tweet a random name.
The one I saw said Jordan Patel.
adam weiss
You could flip his names too.
Thomas, Cole Allen, Cole Allen Thomas.
It's easily distinguishable, right?
tate brown
Yeah, I think it was just like, you know, people just kind of, I mean, look, it's hard to index like all these dead accounts because they don't come up in searches, but there's a lot of these that are going around.
So obviously someone just searched Cole Allen, scrolled to the bottom, and this is.
tim pool
Yeah, and then found it.
adam weiss
It's like Trump's just sitting there.
So calm.
He's so used to this, right?
This is demeaning.
tim pool
Yeah, metadata supports the tweet, the photo, and the header were all created in 2023.
tate brown
Yeah, because I think the argument is because you can't use Grok on his profile, that means he hasn't logged in in a while.
And then also, if he were mass leading tweets.
blaire white
Oh, so the picture was there for you.
Oh, that's weird.
tim pool
Now, the black tie Pepe is a known Pepe meme.
It's just an interesting combination of events.
unidentified
It's very, yeah.
tim pool
Which, of course, proves Trump is a time traveler and went back to the 1800s.
To tell a story of his son to Ingersoll Lockwood.
And, you know, the reason why those drawings of those weird machines, see this one right here?
You see, what happened was Trump went back to 1890, where Charles Delshaw, the artist, was sitting on his porch and he sees this strange vehicle lands with Trump.
And Trump gets out and goes, Is this 1890?
We're supposed to go to 1923.
You went the wrong place.
unidentified
Get back in.
tim pool
And they get back in and leave.
And the guy's going, Oh my God, I have to draw this.
And it's funny because in the drawings, there's like a weird looking bus that says Trump on it.
And it sounds like something Trump would do.
Like if Trump made a time machine, like would he put big Trump on the side?
He probably would.
tate brown
Probably would, yeah.
unidentified
I think.
blaire white
It could be proof that, you know, it's a simulation and like energy kind of flows and creates the synchronicities to make it seem like that.
tate brown
Trump himself is a very kind of middle ages kind of character.
I mean, he's beefing with the Pope.
I mean, these are all like very medieval, kind of medieval.
blaire white
All his buildings are like old world style.
tate brown
Yeah, yeah.
The way he conducts himself just kind of takes you back to it.
tim pool
Take a look at this.
So people are like, it's a hundred year old sketch of some strange vehicle with Trump written on the side.
blaire white
I'm sorry, that's weird.
And it would be gold.
Oh my God.
unidentified
It would be.
blaire white
It looks like an old, like, Mar a Lago car or something.
unidentified
It does.
tim pool
Like, the tackiest thing.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
That's what Trump would make his time machine look like.
unidentified
Yeah.
tate brown
Imagine he gets out in the 1300s and he's like, what's the most pressing issue?
The Pope.
I mean, the Pope's clearly out of line.
So I got to get, you know, he doesn't really, hasn't quite figured out, you know, the modern political landscape.
So I think that makes a lot of sense, actually.
tim pool
But arrow up Trump.
Can someone just make an AI movie of, like, Trump traveling back in time with a dog?
The dog's got to be, like, white with glasses on.
unidentified
You know what I mean?
ian crossland
Are these confirmed?
Drummond in the 1800s.
blaire white
I think so, yeah.
I've seen him before.
What if it's more so proof of like reincarnation?
Like Trump's just been here before.
ian crossland
It might be like he chose the name.
I think it was Drummond, his given name.
His dad, I think, changed it.
tate brown
His grandparents.
ian crossland
His grandparents changed it to Trump.
blaire white
I think that's more likely than Time Traveler.
ian crossland
Like a self fulfilling prophecy.
Because if he, it might be, he might have seen stuff like this as a kid, you know, and been like, wow.
tate brown
He is this kind of guy.
tim pool
Mr. Peabody and Sherman.
That was the cartoon.
Someone needs to make a Mr. Peabody and Trump.
ian crossland
I like that cartoon.
I used to watch it.
It was after Rocky and Morty.
tim pool
Yeah, they go back in time or whatever.
unidentified
They were awesome.
ian crossland
It was like Rick and Morty way before.
tim pool
It was not like Rick and Morty.
ian crossland
No, it wasn't.
It was the closest thing to Rick and Morty in the 80s, though.
tate brown
There's kind of some other indications that Trump could be like a time traveler again from this previous era.
Like the fact that he has such reverence for the King of England, but then like totally disregards the Prime Minister.
Maybe he just assumes, like, who's this Joker?
Anyway, I want to speak to the King.
Where's the King?
I need to talk to the King.
What a Kier, get out of here.
I think that could be what's going on here.
blaire white
He talks a lot about like the Golden Age, which is like an old, like, Term like using like the sort of Victorian term.
tim pool
What if like the Mandela effect is just Trump string up accidentally the timeline?
Like they go back in time to like the late 70s, 80s, and there's like a manuscript for the Berenstein Bears, and he spills a coffee on it, and it like smudges the E, and he's like, oh crap, we gotta get out of here.
ian crossland
I brought my Adidas, I needed my Nikes for this run.
blaire white
I feel like he would be reckless about it too.
I feel like he would kind of mess up timelines and not really.
tim pool
They like they do a time heist to save Nelson Mandela from dying in prison, dude.
ian crossland
The real thing is time is it's not an illusion, it's a measurement of motion, and I mean, there are theories we talked a little bit.
I don't really know the scientific theory, but the time flows in two directions at once.
It's not really like a.
I think you said, Blair, our perception of motion is thus that we've written time and that we log with the things that have changed before, whatever that means.
blaire white
Yeah.
Well, the way that quantum physics is looking at time more and more, like recently, is that time being linear is just our perception.
So, like, the way our brains perceive time is past and then present right now and then future, but that's not necessarily how it goes.
ian crossland
And like people get divine downloads sometimes, which makes.
blaire white
Yeah, because they're kind of tapping it.
And it's why, like, you know, you can have a dream of something and then it happens.
You can have visions on a certain level, like psychic is real.
tim pool
What if, like, time isn't like the straight line, but it's a mesh that, like, flips around and folds, right?
unidentified
So imagine.
Yeah, that's what it is.
tim pool
Imagine in the 1700s, it's like, imagine a fabric of time and it's waving and flipping around, right?
And then you have the 1700s over here and 2020 over here.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
And then they brush against each other and then go back.
And what happens is, in the 1700s, some guy builds a house and it's like, you know, near a church or a cemetery or whatever.
And he goes inside and he's standing upstairs and he's like, ah, built a brand new house.
And all of a sudden, He sees a translucent man in strange clothes look at him and go, and then he goes, it's cursed.
And then he writes down how the house is cursed.
Hundreds of years later, the story of the cursed house persists.
And then in the year 2020, some dude is going to the cursed house, being like, This is the famous cursed house.
And he goes upstairs, and then all of a sudden, a man from the 1700s appears and he goes, and screams.
And what they don't realize is actually what happened was not ghosts, but that the fabric of time brushed past each other very briefly and they both glimpsed each other in the same space.
blaire white
Before moving away, and they both assumed each other were the ghosts, and that goes into like the cycles of things too.
How you can look at like the 1920s, and you can look at like wow, there was you know a pandemic then too, and wow, it was the same kind of stuff going on before World War II, and like you can see the patterns in time because I'm just kind of I think that's just that the writers are lazy and running out of ideas, maybe that.
Aliens in the Chicken Coop 00:09:44
tate brown
Yeah, World War II, really.
Do we need a sequel?
tim pool
I mean, well, we had 11 apparently.
You saw that, Ilhan Omar in a year ago said World War 11 because she didn't understand that.
World War II was too.
Yeah, you didn't see this?
tate brown
That was awesome.
That was such a relatable moment.
I do that all the time.
unidentified
Get out of here.
tim pool
She should be denaturalized and deported just for that.
unidentified
Right here.
Here you go.
Here you go.
ilhan omar
The Alien Enemies Act was invoked.
It was used to detain and deport German, Japanese, Italian immigrants during World War XI.
The last time the Alien Enemies Act was invoked was in World War XI.
ian crossland
You're supposed to memorize that one.
ilhan omar
You're supposed to memorize that one.
blaire white
That's unbelievable to me.
I'm sorry.
unidentified
I want it to be a deep one.
ian crossland
I want to not believe it.
unidentified
World War 11.
tate brown
She could be counting kind of these minor skirmishes as wars.
tim pool
Well, no, it's because we write World War II in Roman numerals.
tate brown
I know, but maybe she knows something about that.
Maybe she's like, you know, when you think about Korea, that was kind of World War III.
tim pool
No, you know, I will stress, we're all laughing, but it would be funny if she actually privy to classified information, and there have been 11 World Wars.
tate brown
Guys, I was kind of like, you know, grabbing my ear, and you didn't say anything.
blaire white
Or she's just retarded.
We should.
unidentified
Interview this.
tim pool
Yeah, but it's more fun to imagine that she accidentally let slip classified information and there have been 11 world wars.
We just don't know about them.
tate brown
That's what we got to keep an eye on Trump.
He might let it like a Freudian slip if he's a time traveler.
He's like, Biden fumbled the Bactria withdrawal.
And it's like, I mean, Afghanistan, my bad, everyone.
unidentified
Sorry.
tate brown
That was weird.
unidentified
I couldn't.
tim pool
You know, I used to, my friends and I used to joke, like, we all make fun of North Korea because they think Kim Jong il was God or whatever and they believe dumb things.
But we'd be like, what if that's what we are?
What if we think that we're free and we make fun of North Korea, but actually, We are the exact same as there.
So, I give you one of my favorite conspiracy theories.
This is chicken coop theory.
For those that are familiar with Fermi's paradox, I believe you are familiar with that, Ian.
unidentified
Love it.
tim pool
You're all familiar with it?
Fermi's paradox is a question if the universe is so vast and large, then why have we not encountered any other signs of intelligent life?
For which there are many, numerous conjectures.
One is that there is intelligent life, but we can't communicate, they're too far away.
One is that at any point intelligent life reaches a certain level, they destroy themselves with.
Getting too much technology.
And there's a bunch of others.
One of them, my favorites, is the chicken coop theory.
That is, Earth is effectively a chicken coop.
Aliens are like humans do useful things like mining cobalt and gold.
We can take that from them.
We won't let them leave, and they effectively cage us in in some way.
And this plays into, you know, the fake moon landing and all of these things.
People who believe that we never went to the moon, people who believe that we can't go to space at all, this is a firmament.
The chicken coop theory is that aliens don't really care what you do, live your life, just don't fight.
So, for instance, with a chicken coop, if you got a rooster that's causing problems, you will put blinders on them to try and stop fighting.
Maybe that won't work, so you'll take them out or eat them.
If a rooster is digging a hole trying to escape, you'll come in and patch the hole, eventually get rid of some of the problems.
So, for the most part, you leave the chickens alone and take their eggs.
Chicken coop earth theory is that aliens or future people or interdimensional beings have us encaged here and we are blissfully, blissfully ignorant of everything else in the universe.
We'll never know.
And we just live our happy little chicken lives while we look at the chickens and laugh, but we're no different.
blaire white
Well, I think that it's like less about physical boundaries that we have.
Like, they don't want us to go certain physical places and more so like, We clearly have met intelligent life, even if you just think it's angels and demons.
That's like higher entities than humans.
If you want to think it's aliens, a lot of people in the government are saying that we have.
So I think it's more like they create boundaries on our mind and our spirit of like where we can go spiritually and mentally and intellectually.
Like it's more of like an inner prison.
ian crossland
Yeah, I felt ridiculed saying half the stuff I say out loud.
Like, but a lot of it turns out to be real.
Like some of it's like, oh, there might be a spirit realm.
Spirits actually could be real, but I sound like it is.
blaire white
It clearly is.
I think that that's just like.
A fact of life.
I don't even think that's up for debate, in my opinion.
I wouldn't even care to debate it.
It's like there's clearly a spiritual reality to everything around us.
ian crossland
So, you think the aliens or the spirits or whatever create mind prisons for the humans so that they don't get near their power?
blaire white
That would be like demons controlling your thoughts and keeping you in a lower state of being.
That's what the Bible says happens.
tim pool
Somebody asks, to what end?
That's a stupid idea.
That's right.
Keep on clucking there, brother.
Do you think the chickens understand you're taking their eggs from them?
Sometimes with their broody, but for the most part, you've got chicken coops where Like our first design for our old chicken coop, if they laid an egg, we could walk up behind the coop and open a hatch and the egg falls down and rolls.
They don't have any idea where it went.
They just lack the comprehension.
So humans have, like, I don't want to say half, but a bunch of them think the earth is flat.
So when you're like, to what end?
We mine gold, cobalt, other resources.
I'm not saying chicken coop theory earth is true.
I'm just saying aliens could be like, Jeffrey Epstein, we want your children their food.
You know what I mean?
Like, and then he'd be like, uh oh.
And most people are unaware.
Do you think the chickens are aware of what I do?
Like, when I walk into the coop, they're probably just like, I don't know.
No idea what he's doing.
He brings food sometimes.
blaire white
And I don't think it's even like physical resources.
I think it's like energy harvesting.
tim pool
It could be, but it could be.
But that brings it to a level doesn't need to go.
I mean, maybe.
It's as simple as gold.
Aliens are like, humans will mine gold and we want to use the gold for technology.
So go get it for us.
blaire white
I think that's more complicated, though.
The idea that there's like aliens that came from a different zeta reticuli or whatever.
And it's like about.
Physical resources and physical.
tim pool
It could be interdimensional.
blaire white
Right.
I just.
I just.
tim pool
Like, I think about it in terms of my chickens.
Like, I don't care about their emotional state.
I'm not draining their energy.
I guess technically, with Chicken City cameras making money off of their presence, we're kind of draining their energy.
We're at least monetizing their energy.
tate brown
They're going to unionize one of these days.
unidentified
I think you would be like.
I will eat them.
tim pool
I think you would be like.
I will eat the first one that tries to form a union.
unidentified
Your firstborn.
tate brown
Well, it's because it's West Virginia.
No, what I will do is California, they'd be like.
tim pool
I will take that chicken, I will fry it up.
Take its eggs and fry it and make a pod thai.
tate brown
Oh, that'll send me.
ian crossland
Chicken and its never born offspring.
tim pool
That's what I love about Pad Thai in America because they don't make that in Thailand, but chicken Pad Thai in America is the egg and the chicken together.
ian crossland
So I wonder if the aliens or the spirit is trying to get humans to synchronize so that we can evolve our galaxy from a spiral into a spheroid.
We've already collided with something.
We have this plane in the Milky Way, this flat plane that goes through the middle of our galaxy, indicating that we're about to become a spheroid galaxy, either due to a past galactic collision, but something has set us up.
Chained us up to go to the next phase of galaxy.
I don't know if it's a purely energetic harvest or if they really want us to get gold because it's a superconductor to enhance the energetic conductance.
Metallic, like I bet there's a synergy between the physical realm and what lies beyond.
blaire white
Yeah, but I think the physical realm, you know, spirit affects matter and matter, you know, plays off of spirit.
I think it like spirit is just like a layer of what.
All of this is like the table spiritual.
I'm fearless.
Well, you're spiritual.
Like the fact that we're on a podcast communicating with people all across the world is spiritual.
So it's kind of like all of it is.
ian crossland
Right.
It's, it is also physical.
Like, yeah, spirits are physical.
It's just a higher frequency of physics.
unidentified
Right.
blaire white
Like, it's kind of like how technology is like indiscernible for magic and it's like that's spiritual.
So I think everything is spiritual.
unidentified
Yeah.
ian crossland
They, I think they're moving so fast that they seem invisible.
tim pool
So what, what, what makes the demons bad?
blaire white
Well, I think.
Based on what they do to people or what they influence people to do or what they feed off of.
So, like, if there's a demon influencing people to harm a child, then it would be, you know, for the sake of harming a child, that's like negative energy would be feeding.
tim pool
What about a demon that's like, I can make you very, very rich?
blaire white
Well, that's never just going to be a gift, right?
Like, if it was just a gift, that'd probably be like an angel or from God or something.
If there's a trade off that requires you to do something negative, then that's clearly what the demon would want is the negative thing.
tim pool
What if a demon is like, I'm going to give you a million dollars, but you got to advocate for abortions?
blaire white
Well, then that's child sacrifice, which there's a lot of demons that demand that throughout history.
ian crossland
In the pagan realms, back in like the Celts, the Celtics, they had a lot of demons, like house demons, but demon wasn't evil.
It just meant, look at all these feisty little creatures.
And if you knew the difference between the demons when they came to you, you knew how to.
This demon requires a bit of Brussels sprout.
If you feed this demon Brussels sprout, it will bless your family with a bountiful harvest.
But if you feed it anything other than Brussels sprout, it will poison your family.
And so.
It's not like a trick, it's more of like a trick.
Their trick, I don't know that it was less about good and evil and more about knowing what each demon is so that you can interact with it properly, yeah.
blaire white
Like, systematize, like, they had the pantheons of like this is what this one wants and does, and this is the function of this one and that one, yeah.
tate brown
Is this in the farmer's almanac?
ian crossland
I don't know if Franklin went into it.
Oh, wait, is that Ben Franklin?
No, he was the other guy.
tate brown
He comes out every year.
I like the updates, like, ah, you know, demon, there's a demon Tony who's really big on Brock.
ian crossland
I don't know if you guys ever read the demon book by what is it, King David or.
Not King David.
It's some ancient demon.
Orange Meme Magic Words 00:04:44
tate brown
Oh, yeah, I know what you're talking about.
ian crossland
What is that?
You know what I'm talking about?
unidentified
The book.
blaire white
About the Necronomicon?
ian crossland
No.
unidentified
No.
There's a lot of demon books.
ian crossland
A book about demons.
You know what I'm talking about?
tim pool
I just want to give a shout out.
I don't know if you guys noticed the caption on the tweet.
You want to read that, Ian?
ian crossland
Oh, yeah, sure.
tim pool
What did I write?
ian crossland
Caption on the tweet.
tim pool
I can't read that.
blaire white
It's a secret to everybody.
tim pool
What does that mean?
unidentified
Does anybody know?
Earth is a.
What?
tim pool
Oh, I see that.
Does anybody know what that means?
unidentified
Secret to everybody.
Is it coded?
What does it mean?
tim pool
Yeah, do you know what that means?
unidentified
No.
Nobody.
No?
Nobody.
ian crossland
What scene beyond?
tim pool
The chat is going to get very, very mad at all of you guys.
Chat's going to blow up.
tate brown
It's a secret to every.
I don't know.
tim pool
I'm waiting for the show to catch up.
ian crossland
Everybody's like, oh my God, I know this one.
I know this one.
blaire white
Does that even know?
tim pool
Of course they do.
Every single person knows.
blaire white
Everyone but us knows.
tate brown
Yeah.
tim pool
It is a reference.
ian crossland
Wait, what does that one say?
tim pool
Is anybody saying it yet?
People are saying King Solomon.
Are you serious?
ian crossland
King Solomon's book.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
ian crossland
I was trying to think of it.
tim pool
It's a secret to everybody?
ian crossland
Oh, I don't think it has anything to do with what you titled.
tim pool
It's a secret to everybody, it's from The Legend of Zelda.
When you blow a hole in a wall and expose a Moblin secret layer, He gives you money and then it says, it's a secret to everybody.
And Americans were like, what the does that mean?
Like, I go into this room, he gives me money and says, it's a secret to everybody.
That means it wouldn't be a secret at all.
Because what actually happened is that in Japan, the actual Japanese is he says, keep this a secret from everyone and he gives you money.
The implication was that you found a secret hideout and he was paying you not to tell anybody.
However, it's a secret to everybody ends up becoming an accidental translation, which means something very interesting, which now means it is something everybody knows but no one will say.
Isn't that crazy?
We accidentally translated Japanese wrong, and now we have a phrase that means everybody knows it, but no one says it.
ian crossland
I wonder how often throughout human evolution we've done that, misinterpreted someone and then took it to the next level.
tim pool
Every single time?
What the hell does used to mean?
You ever think about that?
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
Try explaining English to someone, and you say, like, this is the guitar pick I used to use on my old Spanish guitar.
Used to use?
What is what?
tate brown
Oh, well, like Americans will be sitting around and going, no, yeah.
No, yeah, What's up?
unidentified
You have a whole story.
ian crossland
Oh, yeah, I went to the, and you're like, why'd you say no, yeah?
unidentified
No, yeah.
blaire white
I was reading something the other day that was kind of talking about how unsophisticated English kind of actually is compared to older languages.
About how, when we're sad, we say, oh, I'm sad.
When we're happy, we say, I'm happy.
Whereas other languages translated will be like, I'm feeling happiness, I'm feeling sadness.
So it makes everyone kind of more depressed because you're calling yourself the embodiment of, like, Rather than saying, I'm feeling depressed today, it's like, I am depressed.
Like, you're embodying it.
tate brown
And they totally funded in naming the insect fly.
This was fly.
unidentified
Yeah, I know.
And it's orange.
I'm so lazy.
tate brown
I know.
unidentified
What are we doing?
ian crossland
The blueberry?
Like, what?
That's the blue one, I guess?
unidentified
Okay.
Yeah.
ian crossland
The orange is the fly, dude.
The orange.
unidentified
Oh, boy.
tim pool
Hold on.
You know, the color orange word comes from the fruit, right?
ian crossland
I don't know what came first, but it's like how real the insects are that we still call things orange.
unidentified
Orange.
ian crossland
Fly was the name of the fruit.
tim pool
And the English thought when someone said a naranja, they were saying an orange.
And so the color orange comes from the fruit.
They didn't think the fruit was like, that's an orange fruit.
Let's call it an orange.
No, it's the other way around.
They actually didn't have that color.
And they were like, oh, it's the color like orange.
ian crossland
To describe that food that is so.
Red and yellow, intrinsic in what we are, that we gave it a color.
We named it the color it is.
tim pool
Well, actually, it's really funny because naranja or naranja in Spanish means.
Orange, and when the guy was saying in English, you'd say an, uh, you say an orange.
So to an English speaker, it sounds like an orange.
So they'd say orange.
ian crossland
Another good meme magic word is building.
Like, what are you building?
A building.
Like, what the?
tate brown
Yeah.
tim pool
You call it meme magic?
ian crossland
I guess so.
Like, what we, it's a verb that became a noun.
tate brown
No, it's just caveman grunting.
unidentified
That's what it is.
tate brown
I agree.
That is a little, let's get a new name.
What should we call them?
unidentified
Structures.
ian crossland
There's so many ways to call them.
tate brown
Oh, we cooked that one, dude.
unidentified
Structures.
tim pool
What are you building?
A built?
tate brown
I just don't get it.
tim pool
But also, like cow and bull.
Those are just references to the gender of the animal, of cattle.
We just call them cows.
ian crossland
I know it's kind of like not PC to talk about it on TV.
unidentified
I got to the bathroom.
tim pool
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John Rambo says New Game Plus, perhaps weaponizing the mentally ill until you give back control, give up your rights, and agree to censorship.
It was only a matter of time before the war on terror came home.
Pims the Great says he didn't want to hurt Cash because he's brown and the guy's a liberal.
That very well may be.
unidentified
That makes sense.
tim pool
Gage Ramsey, the same thing.
It's because Cash is the only one that's not white.
blaire white
Better theory than I have, which was none.
tim pool
Bill, you bill, says they made a really critical error this time.
You never endanger the wife of a madman.
Oftentimes, she is the regulator to the madman's rage.
You've been watching Daredevil, I imagine.
Have you guys been watching Daredevil?
tate brown
I have not been watching it.
tim pool
It's actually really good.
The new Daredevil season.
Very impressed.
There's spoilers.
But there's a reference.
I won't spoil it.
I mean, this is last week's episode, but actually, no, I will because it was last week's episode.
Wilson Fisk's wife dies.
He's a kingpin.
And now he's going to go insane and just massacre everybody because his wife died.
There's nothing holding him back anymore.
ian crossland
I don't know enough about the Daredevil universe.
tim pool
Bruce says Minakwa Brewing Company has a standing offer of free beer if Trump is assassinated.
They posted on their social media.
They were disappointed on the failed attempt.
There has been no media coverage.
I've actually seen a bunch on social media about that.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
tate brown
And they're like in this small Wisconsin town, too.
So, yeah.
You know, this idea that this is just resigned to Brooklyn or something or San Francisco, it's like, no, it's everywhere in the whole country.
tim pool
KO says, I prefer the funny retard conspiracy theories like Flat Earth, not the psycho retard theories like Trump faked an assassination to build a ballroom.
tate brown
Yeah, literally.
tim pool
That's so stupid.
tate brown
Literally.
tim pool
We're going to build this ballroom.
I need someone to pretend to kill me.
unidentified
Okay.
tate brown
You're going to ruin your life, but it's for the ballroom.
I know you're a lifelong liberal and everything points to that, but.
You're going to have to do this.
And he's like, okay, Mr. President, whatever it takes.
ian crossland
Every failed assassination attempt will potentially desensitize people to the next failed assassination.
So you don't want to use those things.
unidentified
Yep.
tim pool
Octavia says, Tim, they are just calling for a ballroom like Dems call for gun control.
Plus, our demo calling for gun control now?
You mean our Dems?
unidentified
I don't know.
tim pool
El Jefe Lopez says, but it's not fake when a conservative goes after a liberal, even though it's usually fake and gay.
What is that a reference to?
unidentified
I don't know.
tim pool
Evan for US says, Could the high volume of searches for Cole Allen imply that people are trying to see what he looks like, maybe to see whether or not to woo over him?
Well, I mean, maybe some people.
The fact is, when people hear about this, the search term wasn't Trump assassination.
The search term wasn't Trump shooter or White House shooter.
The search term was Cole Allen.
They were searching for more information on what was going on.
ian crossland
I want to see the words that pop up with his name the most likely.
Is it like Cole Allen, sundress?
Like, what are people looking for?
tate brown
I think the way that the Trine Aggregator works is it consolidates all related terms into the most searched terms.
So the most people were searching Cole Allen.
Everything else got consolidated into that.
unidentified
Biggest world.
tim pool
Jay Hamblin says, Tim, to your point on her filming herself, don't you have to swap your camera to front facing?
Indeed, you do.
Which means that she opened her camera, switched it to her own face, and was like looking at it.
It's like, you're filming yourself.
unidentified
Why?
tim pool
Are you going to do a trick?
tate brown
That would have been cool if she did a trick.
tim pool
If she had to stand up and backflip with the camera in her hand.
tate brown
The mentalist can't come up, so everyone, I got to show.
That'd be great.
That'd be fantastic.
I'd support her.
unidentified
All right.
tim pool
I'm not your buddy, guys.
Says, A reality we must face, they desire our deaths.
unidentified
Correct.
ian crossland
I don't like it.
tim pool
I mean, Hassan Piker said it over and over again.
These people are psychotic.
ian crossland
Some people really are.
Sometimes.
tim pool
John says the vehicle you keep calling a cyber truck in Animal Farm is clearly a Lamborghini, there, Tim.
No, there is a Lamborghini.
That's one vehicle.
She is in a silver cyber truck that's driving backwards.
It is not a Lamborghini.
It's got a short back, flat, like angled, and then straight front.
And if it was driving this way, you'd be like, that's a cyber truck.
But it drives the other way.
So it's like not a cyber truck.
It has wheel wells, too.
Not a Lamborghini.
The scene you're referring to is when Napoleon drives in a Lambo, and some people have said it looks pointed like a Tesla.
But Elon Musk's mom in the film is driving a Cybertruck.
For that, the Animal Farm production crew would not come to debate, and the Angel Studio guys would not come to debate either.
The movie is pro communist slop, anti capitalist, and I'll give you the quick rundown now here.
I did a full rundown on my morning show channel.
The film is about a bunch of happy animals living on a farm.
The farmer can't pay his mortgage.
So the bank sells the property to Frieda Pilkington, Elon Musk's mom, who is going to liquidate the animals to a meat processing slaughterhouse to recoup some of the assets, effectively a private equity deal or auction acquisition.
The animals fight back and then promise the bank they will pay off the mortgage.
So they all team up to raise money by selling their goods.
When the pigs go to pay the mortgage off, the banker tells them they actually raised too much money and there's profit.
So the pigs go shopping with the animals, get mad that all the excess labor, all their profit is being taken by the pigs.
The main pig, Napoleon, then gets a credit card to pay off all the car and the clothes that he buys, but finds out in order to pay off a credit card, you need magic paper.
That's what they call it every single month.
So he enters into a private equity deal with Frieda Pilkington to liquidate the farm's assets once again, selling off the animals so she can build a hydroelectric dam that he'll get a clean payout on.
The animals then plant a bunch of explosives in the dam, blowing it up, killing all of her employees, and then basically say it's better to have nothing than have these oppressors.
So there's your movie.
unidentified
And the end.
All right.
tim pool
What do we got here?
What is this?
Mr. Bag 007 says, Tim, do you know about the agenda passed to enforce all new cars to essentially be government surveillance devices starting in 2027?
blaire white
Terrifying.
tim pool
It's so far of the line and no one is talking about it.
People need to know.
Is that where there's going to be cameras in the car facing you as you drive?
Tesla's already.
unidentified
Yeah, I saw that.
Yeah.
Thomas Baggs.
blaire white
And Republicans voted for it too.
tim pool
Tesla's already do this.
And so what people have done is they buy those Homer Simpson glasses that have fake eyeballs on them and you put it on and go to sleep and the Tesla thinks you're driving.
unidentified
Hmm.
ian crossland
It's crazy.
Is it like if you run a red light, the car will pull over and suddenly automatically shut down?
tim pool
No, Ian, Ian, Ian.
You won't be driving the car at all by the time we get to that point.
There will be no red lights, there will be no green lights.
Every car will be automated and you will not be allowed to drive it.
ian crossland
Oh, but in the meantime, will it?
Massey called it a kill switch bill.
So I don't know if that means that the car literally remotely.
tim pool
It's that if you are driving and it notices your eyes are not looking, it'll pull over and stop or something like that.
ian crossland
And other.
unidentified
I don't know.
tim pool
I don't know the extent of the power it is.
The purpose of this bill is not to create a draconian, we're stopping your car.
It is step one in creating an all autonomous driving circumstance.
So the first thing you do is you have to create it in layers.
You can't just be like, we hereby ban all.
Personal vehicles.
To get there, you have to go increments.
So, the first thing they're going to do is going to say, We have a right to commandeer your vehicle in the event of emergencies.
And people go, Well, I guess it's fine.
Sooner or later, they're going to be like, You're only allowed to drive in emergencies.
So, the car will drive itself and you can only grab the steering wheel if an emergency is happening.
And then in 10 years, there will be no steering wheel.
blaire white
Because there'll be no emergencies.
tim pool
The cars will all have seats facing each other.
You'll sit down and then you'll like, You know.
ian crossland
And they'll be like, Remember, citizen, you are in a constant state of emergency.
unidentified
We're going.
ian crossland
Emergency.
tim pool
And you won't own vehicles anymore.
It'll all be Uber.
It'll all be just apps.
ian crossland
Because of the foreign intervention and constant emergency, your rights have been curtailed.
tim pool
No, Ian, you will own nothing and you'll be happy.
So, what's going to happen is you won't own a car anymore.
You'll go on your app and say, I need a car.
And within a minute, a car will pull up to your house.
When you get in the car, there'll be no traffic because they're all synchronized by AI driving themselves.
So, as you're entering the highway, the cars slow down and speed up ever so slightly to create space for you to enter in.
You never stop.
And because the cars are all AI, they can start and stop instantly together.
So, there will never be traffic ever again.
That's what they're trying to do.
adam weiss
Never be an accident either, right?
tim pool
Well, there will be accidents due to weather.
So there could be an ice patch and an automatic car can't do anything about it.
But when a car recognizes traction problems, all the cars can instantly swarm out of the way.
So it spins and all the cars just whoosh.
ian crossland
Isn't that crazy?
It'll reduce pileups because the cars will know if there's something up ahead, like birds.
Maybe it'll be able to track birds.
tim pool
There will be big charging stations where they've already discussed wireless charging for vehicles where the car can pull over a base with wireless charging plates and just sit there and it gets.
Blasted.
ian crossland
They did that in England.
There's like a 10 mile stretch, at least 10 years ago, where they were experimenting with the car will charge as it drives over this 10 mile.
tim pool
So there's going to be cars constantly in charge being dispatched.
You'll open the app and you'll just get a car and it'll bring you where you want to go.
And then you'll pay, you know, Uber fees.
No driver is fully automatic.
No one will own cars anymore.
And it also gets rid of trains, it gets rid of buses.
ian crossland
Seems too good to be true.
Timcastirl Rumble After Show 00:03:54
ian crossland
I was told once by a great man if it seems too good to be true, it probably.
tim pool
Why does it seem too good to be true?
tate brown
What do we do with all the Bangladeshis?
ian crossland
How do you get to the mountains with that?
tim pool
It drives you.
unidentified
All the way?
tim pool
Yes.
ian crossland
I don't know if it can, yeah.
tim pool
Yes, they can.
You will select Auto XL and it'll be like four by four.
It's like, I'm going camping.
I need the vehicle.
And then you'll be like, I need to reserve the vehicle for the weekend.
And it'll go bing.
And it'll be like, the car's coming.
ian crossland
What if you want to go off road?
blaire white
That'll also kind of like remove the possibility of like exploration for most people.
It's like, will you be able to off road?
tim pool
No, because you'll live in your 15 minute city.
You can't leave.
blaire white
Exactly.
So it's still limiting your human potential, which goes back to like demons.
You can look at it like that too, like demons controlling people.
It's like they put limits on your mind of what you can do.
tim pool
We're going to go to the uncensored portion of the show.
So smash the like button, share the show, and all the good stuff.
It's going to be at rumble.com slash timcastirl.
Don't miss it.
But in the meantime, you can follow me on X and Instagram at timcast.
Adam, do you want to shout anything out?
adam weiss
Well, thanks for having us.
And we'll catch you on the Rumble channel.
And quite a weekend here that we went through.
And we're glad that the president's safe.
And thanks for having us, Tim.
tim pool
Right on.
You want to shout anything out, Blair?
blaire white
I guess just my YouTube, my social media.
Just Google me and you'll find me.
ian crossland
Yeah, I want to push people over to your Twitter page, Adam.
adam weiss
It's Adam Matthew.
Adam Matthew, please follow me there or Adam5PR on Instagram.
I do a lot of stories.
You'll see my activity more on Instagram.
I've been feeling kind of more Gen Z, so I'm more of an Instagram type.
unidentified
I love it.
ian crossland
My mood lately has been kind of like I'm trying to force myself to love other people again.
I've been really internal, like focusing on myself and improving myself, but to the detriment.
And I wonder if that has something to do with like.
You know, me, Matt, like if it, I don't know, I just got to find love for others.
And anyway, that's where my head's at.
Tate Brown, talk me out.
tate brown
Yeah, X and Instagram at Real Tate Brown.
And I know a few English mis translations, as in they were in one language and now we say something completely separate.
So join the after show and I'll disclose a few of them that I can remember off the top of my head.
Carter.
carter banks
Yeah, excited to get into the after show.
You can follow me on X at Carter Banks and on Instagram at Carter Banks Official.
Follow our label at Trash House Records on YouTube.
And thanks, Blair and Adam, for coming out.
Let's get into the after show.
tim pool
We'll see you guys at rumble.com slash timcastirl right now.
Thanks for hanging out.
unidentified
Let me
ian crossland
know when it's live.
Do this on air.
tate brown
Oh, yeah, I guess I should have done it on air.
tim pool
It was just explaining how we think stupid things because we can't speak proper languages.
ian crossland
What was that first word?
tate brown
Yeah, the first one is Cinderella, the glass slipper.
And the original French was the squirrel fur slipper.
And then the word for fur and glass are very similar.
So the English translation became glass slipper.
Deuteronomy in the original Hebrew was the book of law.
And then the Greeks thought it meant the second law.
So they used the word for the second law, which is Deuteronomy.
White rhino, they're gray.
Jelly Donut Translation Myths 00:05:16
unidentified
This is what happens.
Black people aren't black.
tate brown
Black people aren't black.
So the white rhino is actually gray because the Africans word is white.
And so people thought they were saying white rhino.
blaire white
White people aren't white.
unidentified
I know.
blaire white
They're like soft pink.
ian crossland
And they say life is not so black and white.
But then sometimes the same people will say that person is black.
And it's like, bro, we have to get evolved to the next phase of linguistics where we are more specific about what we're looking at.
blaire white
Black people are not real.
ian crossland
I know it's like convenient to classify into simple.
Slight miscalculations just for the sake of it.
tim pool
Because, like, Pepsi's.
tate brown
Age v. Brown just doesn't sound.
There's no pink.
tim pool
Pepsi's come alive with Pepsi generation in Chinese, reportedly translated something like Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the dead.
unidentified
Oh.
tate brown
That goes hard.
tim pool
Pepsi brings your relatives back from the grave.
It turned a youthful energy slogan into an unintentionally spooky one.
KFC's finger licking good in China was eat your fingers off.
unidentified
Oh, shit.
tate brown
That must be really good, then.
tim pool
Parker Penn's, it won't leak in your pocket and embarrass you, but in Spanish it became it won't leak in your pocket and impregnate you.
Because embarrassed was confused with embarazar, meaning to make pregnant.
Coca Cola in China, phonetic attempts at the name, was rendered as bite the wax tadpole.
unidentified
Okay.
tim pool
Ford Pinto in Brazil.
Pinto is Portuguese for small penis.
unidentified
Stop.
tim pool
Making the car name unintentionally hilarious and off putting.
Got milk in Mexico became Are You Lactating?
tate brown
The Volkswagen show.
tim pool
Do You Have Milk?
Coors Turn It Loose in Spanish was You Will Suffer from Diarrhea.
unidentified
What?
What was that?
tim pool
Turn it loose was Coors' motto, but in Spanish, it's slang for you will suffer from diarrhea.
ian crossland
Holy shit.
Dude, fanny pack means pussy pack in British.
Pussy, fanny means pussy.
Vagina.
tate brown
Fanny is your butt.
ian crossland
In America, fanny is butt, but in England, it means vagina.
tate brown
Right, yeah.
ian crossland
That's a fanny.
tim pool
Let them eat cake was actually let them eat brioche.
unidentified
Everyone knows that.
tim pool
I mean, like fags.
Spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak.
unidentified
Love it.
tim pool
In Russian, the vodka is good, but the meat is rotten.
ian crossland
Oh, that's awesome.
tate brown
British people find it funny that we name our children Randy.
It's short for Randall because that just means you're horny.
Whoa, my name's Randy.
unidentified
Oh, my God.
tate brown
Hey, my name's Horny.
It'd be awesome, actually.
I knew a guy.
tim pool
Oh, here's one Pandora's box was actually a jar.
It was mistranslated.
And now everyone says box in all the movies.
It's a box you open when in fact it was just a jar.
ian crossland
Pandora, she was like the daughter of.
carter banks
Like, that wouldn't work this way.
tim pool
Oh, one of the most famous ones, of course, is All Your Base Are Belonged to Us.
unidentified
Remember that one?
ian crossland
Yeah, that's from a video game.
tim pool
All Your Base Are Belonged to Us.
ian crossland
Hilarious intro for a video game if you guys have a chance to watch it.
I don't really want to waste.
tate brown
The famous one was the canals in Mars.
unidentified
What about it?
tate brown
Where, like, I think it was like Spanish or Italian.
I was probably Italian, the astronomer, and he said, Oh, there's natural channels up there, but then the.
tim pool
Oh, yeah, the Martian canals.
tate brown
Yeah.
That's like the famous.
tim pool
He observed lines on Mars and called them canali, meaning channels or grooves.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
tim pool
English translators thought it was canals, implying waterways built by intelligent beings.
tate brown
Yeah.
tim pool
Sparking debates.
unidentified
Oh.
tate brown
There's a lot of good ones like that, but those are the ones that entered the English lexicon.
Those are the most fascinating ones.
I think I said on the air, the Box Rebellion was originally.
ian crossland
Yeah, Box Rebellion.
That's an interesting one.
adam weiss
It was the, what was it?
ian crossland
How did the Chinese?
tate brown
It was like the Great Righteous Rebellion, and then it translated to Righteous Hands Rebellion in English.
So then the English press just started saying boxers because a lot of them knew martial arts.
blaire white
Gay was happy.
tate brown
Gay was happy.
ian crossland
Yeah, that was a big change.
tim pool
Faggot meant bundle of sticks, which.
blaire white
And a cigarette.
tate brown
Yeah, if you're saying, like, a fag, you're like, gee.
tim pool
Fascist and faggot are the same root word.
tate brown
There's this pulse nightclub.
unidentified
Yeah.
blaire white
Now someone's calling the cops when you say that.
unidentified
Yeah.
ian crossland
Smoke a fag.
tim pool
That means two very different things.
tate brown
You want to go outside and smoke a fag?
You're like, gee, I don't know.
You roll like that.
tim pool
The Boxer Rebellion, it was a group called the Yehi Kwan, literal meaning the righteous and harmonious fists, or society militia united in righteousness.
And Westerners, British journalists, rendered it as something like I he chua an, emphasizing the fists.
So they were nicknamed the Boxers.
ian crossland
That's wild.
That's like demeaning.
unidentified
They probably wanted to disempower it.
tate brown
The martial arts, too, I think, something like that.
ian crossland
Yeah, Chinese, they know Kung Fu.
They're all the same.
Man, the British had a hard time with that one.
That was the one the British lost to the Chinese.
tate brown
Wasn't there one where it was like JFK was in Germany, he was in Berlin, and he said, I'm a Berliner, but the way he said it, it means jelly donut.
It means jelly donut.
tim pool
Dick been ein Berliner.
tate brown
Yeah.
And then, like, let them eat cake.
She was just talking about, like, a nice bread.
unidentified
Right.
ian crossland
Yeah.
It was not like, can't you get these peasants some jelly donut thing is a myth.
Elegant food.
tate brown
Oh, it's not true?
unidentified
Yeah.
Oh, what?
ian crossland
That's too bad.
tate brown
There's a lot of them that I thought were awesome.
Like, there was this one for the longest time that was like kangaroo meant I don't know in Aboriginal Australian languages, but it turns out it's not true.
unidentified
Oh, really?
tate brown
Yeah.
I was really disappointed about that.
unidentified
Yeah, it sucks.
tate brown
That would have been really funny.
unidentified
Those things.
tim pool
Jelly donut myth.
unidentified
I know.
tate brown
I just wish I didn't know.
tim pool
A Berliner is a jelly donut in some parts of Germany.
But in Berlin itself, the donut is called a Fankuchen pancake.
Trans Doctors and Good Luck 00:08:03
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
Not a Berliner.
ian crossland
A Berliner.
tim pool
So everyone was like, nah, he's aight.
ian crossland
What's the, is like the whole point of like how to save the world to like just get physically healthy now?
tim pool
Well, if you're on the left, it's to kill everybody who disagrees with you.
And if you're on the right, it's to let them do it.
ian crossland
Let them, because me and Mark were talking about that.
tim pool
Well, because Republicans are sitting back going, like, well, you slow down there, Democrats.
Yeah, Democrats are like, we will kill you.
ian crossland
Mark was like, the whole, like, slow down a second isn't really, doesn't seem to be working.
I'm like, oh, but they want the hammer to come down so they can manage.
Gee, we told you.
unidentified
Yeah, right.
tim pool
So, bro, the people who are trying to kill you want you to fight back so that they can burn it all down faster.
So your choice is to get murdered or fight and then hopefully not get murdered.
unidentified
I don't know.
ian crossland
Those are shitty choices.
tim pool
Yeah, well, blame the communists.
ian crossland
I want a more internal change.
So you say working out is part of it.
What was the other part of it that you.
tim pool
Psychedelics, DMT.
blaire white
Well, yes, actually.
I mean, that literally expands your brain, you know.
I think like people are really not to make it all about spirituality, but like people don't have any form of that these days.
Like, I think there's been like an engineered atheist defying of the population.
Like, they want people to be atheists, you know what I mean?
Because it's self empowerment to have a belief in something higher than yourself.
ian crossland
Dude, if you lived your whole life not knowing the spirit realm was there, Truly have and thinking it's impossible, they're lying like that would drive somebody fucking nuts.
Like, but they'd seem normal in a sick society, right?
blaire white
100%.
But it's like once you start seeing like the really tangible evidences of it, like if you break it down to even something small, like the placebo effect, like everyone acknowledges like there's a placebo effect.
If you think something is going to heal your body, it can just happen, and people act like that's anything other than like magic, which is something spiritual.
It's like it's not normal, you should be able to just.
Think that a pill is going to help you and it's a sugar pill and it cures something.
You know what I mean?
Like, that's the power of consciousness in your thoughts, how you can change reality.
tim pool
So, we go to callers.
ian crossland
Oh, yeah.
tim pool
Let's get Jessica Clarity Cares.
unidentified
What is up?
What up?
Hello.
Hey, guys.
How's it going?
It's going good.
jessica clarity in unknown
My question tonight is for Blair, and I'm calling on behalf of my friend Benton.
Can you say hi to him?
blaire white
Hi, Benton.
unidentified
Great.
Thank you so much.
jessica clarity in unknown
So, I just want to, there was a situation that happened to him, and this was early 2014.
And he had gone to a psychiatrist for depression and had some other trauma issues going on.
And the psychiatrist started harping on the fact because he's gay and he's, you know, kind of feminine.
And she was just trying to talk him into, you must be trans.
This is, you know, you would be so much happier as a woman.
And after a 30 minute session, he was given a prescription of estrogen.
Yeah, just the first meeting, everything.
And my question, and you know, I just want to know what do you think some of these doctors who were acting so irresponsibly with this?
I don't know if there's ever going to be any repercussions from it or how we should treat that situation.
Cause yeah, these doctors, some of them are still practicing and yeah, they're.
blaire white
Yeah, that's insane.
And clearly they're ideologically driven and that's like a really sick thing.
Um, And, you know, there used to be a lot of safeguards in regards to that.
Like, you couldn't just transition without going to therapy and getting pushed back and jumping through hoops.
And now it is pushed on people, which is really, really sad.
I feel like lawfare is the only thing that's going to fix it.
Like, these D trans people and people who are harmed by the medical stuff pushed on them, like, until they start suing and winning, which is starting to happen, I don't think it's going to resolve itself.
Especially because even with all the stuff the Trump admin has done to push back on it, like states like California are still quote unquote sanctuary states for trans kids, where like one parent cannot want it to happen to their kid and the other one can, and it still happens.
So people have to start suing, basically.
unidentified
Yes.
Yeah.
jessica clarity in unknown
Just my concern was it was going to kind of be like how we treated lobotomies, where, you know, oh, we recognize now that it's evil, but back then we're like, well, we didn't know any better.
So let's just let it go.
blaire white
But I guess the sick thing is when you live in the moment, it's like any sane person does know that sterilizing kids is wrong.
Like people do know better, but they still do it.
So it's really.
I hope your friend is like good now, though.
ian crossland
Did they.
unidentified
Yes.
ian crossland
During the lobotomy era, did they sue after it came out?
How damaging those were?
unidentified
No.
jessica clarity in unknown
As far as I know, I don't think so.
And they actually, the person who invented it got a Nobel Prize and they refused to rescind that as well.
blaire white
Well, that's how that works.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yes.
Well.
jessica clarity in unknown
But he's doing better now.
unidentified
He's a.
jessica clarity in unknown
Proud Republican who happens to be gay, and yeah, he's was really grateful he did not get sucked into all that because he's like, I, you know, he admitted to me, he's like, I very easily could have been talked into being trans as a 20 year old gay man with trauma and everything else.
So he's happy to make it out, right?
blaire white
And there's a lot of like older literature that's super taboo now about the link between um, like gender issues and trauma and all that.
And doctors and psychiatrists don't even acknowledge any of those studies anymore.
So you have all these people going through the system that.
Have all this other stuff undiagnosed, and then it gets mistaken for something else.
So that's a pretty common story, unfortunately.
unidentified
Right.
Yes.
Thank you so much.
blaire white
God bless your friend.
tim pool
You want to shout anything out?
jessica clarity in unknown
Yeah, I'm all over the internet, YouTube, and Rumble X at Jessica Clarity.
But most importantly, I'm running for school board in Montgomery County, Tennessee and Clarksville.
unidentified
Yes.
jessica clarity in unknown
And yeah, the guy who's there now has run largely unopposed for the last 20 years.
He's the head of the NAACP.
So it's bound to be a really close race and pretty interesting.
unidentified
Good luck.
Good luck.
Thank you so much.
Thanks for calling in.
tim pool
Next up, we've got.
Mellow Maverick.
unidentified
What's going on?
carter banks
What's up, Mellow Maverick?
unidentified
Greetings.
mellow maverick in unknown
Thank you for having me.
unidentified
Yeah, man.
mellow maverick in unknown
My question was with the indictment of the SPLC, SLPC, will we be having the same coming down the line for the ACLU and the ADL?
tim pool
Maybe.
It would be interesting.
They're obviously not going to reveal any information on any investigations until we get an indictment, though.
I wouldn't be surprised.
ian crossland
Those were like the like organizations that I thought of when I heard of this SPLC thing.
carter banks
I think that is the hope.
ian crossland
Yeah, I just would be into more into seeing the evidence, but I'd be shocked if there wasn't something, some malfeasance.
blaire white
That was crazy, the SPLC thing.
That was, it was not surprising, but it was crazy.
unidentified
Yep.
ian crossland
Oh, yeah.
It makes the NGO argument when you're explaining to your liberal friends about like, bro, there are extra governmental foreign ops, foreign companies that are funding like, We live in a movie.
And like, they really want to topple the US to make their banking empire.
blaire white
And it's scary how invested, like, the powers that be are in like pitting people against each other.
It's like, oh, there's not enough hateful white people.
We need to manufacture that to turn the races against white people and have white people turn.
It's just so ugly.
And we're just living in like a movie, you know?
Invoice Payments and Malfeasance 00:03:44
unidentified
Yep.
ian crossland
Interactable movie.
unidentified
Yeah.
We do.
blaire white
It's so interactable.
We still have a part to play, but we have to make the right choices.
ian crossland
Yeah, and say the right words as the spells.
Maybe it's the right thoughts.
I don't know.
That's like a Christ thing where he's like, don't even think about having sex with a woman that's not your wife.
adam weiss
I'm really, I think that's the first thing that really the FBI has done, Justice Department, doing an indictment like that, right?
Because they've caused so much damage for a decade, accusing everybody, banning people, social media effect, accusing good citizens, and finally, something that I think that if I. Had it was betting, man, I wouldn't have thought they did it.
But thankfully, they finally did something like that.
tim pool
I'm curious what's going to happen with the midterms.
ian crossland
Yeah, the USAID was like kind of a similar to this.
It was sort of like.
tim pool
It was the crux.
It was where the money came from.
unidentified
Yep.
ian crossland
Then the dominoes.
This is the next.
I don't know if this is the next domino in that cycle or what.
adam weiss
That's incredible because I was at Political Brunch on Sunday and it was about a $50 million home, the owner.
And I'm like, why do they need the subscription?
What did they even need the subscription money?
Political.
When they're bankrolled by this guy's a.
Billionaire basically, and it was, and they were still getting subscriptions for no, they were forced to put get subscriptions.
Political, the government was paying it, the NGOs to get subscriptions to political to bankroll them.
No wonder they're always on the take of the left, right?
tim pool
And the government contracts the easiest thing in the world free money, they just give it to you, and you don't gotta do anything.
ian crossland
Are there strings attached to that?
tim pool
Technically, there's supposed to be, but usually, there's not because the gut.
So, uh, I worked at this company, everyone knows what it's called, it's called Fusion.
I worked with a guy, we worked on a one month contract, we did one project.
At the end of the year, they said something like the payroll pay department was just like, so I contracted one guy in like February.
In December, there was another guy that I'd contracted in like November who was trying to get paid.
So I went to them and I was like, I just want to make sure that the pay went through for, you know, this guy, so and so.
And they were like, yep, we got every up to date.
We got so and so, so and so, and so and so.
And I was like, what?
They're like, yeah, person A, B, and C have all been paid.
And I said, there's only one invoice.
And they were like, no, we get an invoice every month from these other guys.
unidentified
So.
That's the way it works.
tim pool
A freelancer was sending a monthly invoice claiming he was working with me when he was not, and they were rubber stamping it under my budget.
I had no idea.
unidentified
That's crazy.
Yep.
tim pool
And that's extremely common at these big companies.
unidentified
Oh, I bet.
tim pool
Like anybody right now could send an invoice to ABC probably for like $1,000, you know, $1,337.
And you can put like, you know, production work, you know, Central Park, ABC News.
They'll pay you.
They won't even ask questions.
blaire white
Because it'll be some lower level person in charge of doing the payments, and they don't want to get in trouble for not paying somebody.
So they just do it.
unidentified
Yep.
tim pool
They're not going to even ask questions about it.
They're going to be like, We got an invoice.
And they're going to be like, What was that for?
And it's like, It'll be dated three months ago.
And they'll be like, I don't know.
Literally, nobody will know.
ian crossland
Yeah.
Some of the, at least Elon, when he was uncovering a lot of those government contracts, they didn't even say what they were for.
Some of them didn't even have a reason.
They'd just be a bill.
They were like paid.
unidentified
What the fuck?
blaire white
Yeah.
tim pool
The billion dollar single page invoice.
unidentified
Really?
Yeah.
tim pool
And Dodge was like, What?
Someone invoiced for a billion dollars.
ian crossland
It's like an argument for technocracy in a way where it's like, Yo, we want the IRS all on a blockchain.
None of your payments will be fraudulent anymore.
And you're like, Well, I think we're supposed to be able to do some fraud if the government went completely totalitarian evil.
You're not supposed to be stuck to it.
unidentified
Right.
ian crossland
But it's still an argument for it.
tim pool
You want anything to that, brother, or shout anything out?
mellow maverick in unknown
One other quick question.
Justice League Cartoon Memories 00:05:00
mellow maverick in unknown
Given your distaste for anthropomorphized cartoons, what cartoons from the 80s and 90s would you show your kids?
tim pool
From the 90s?
ian crossland
I don't know.
tim pool
I honestly don't think any of them, maybe.
ian crossland
About the 80s.
unidentified
None.
ian crossland
Okay.
Smurfs?
unidentified
No.
No?
No.
hasan piker
Too weird?
ian crossland
Yeah.
They live in mushrooms, dude.
tim pool
Weird.
ian crossland
It's psychedelic.
tim pool
Justice League, that's like, Justice League was like, what, late 90s?
blaire white
Pokemon.
unidentified
No.
carter banks
Arthur, they used to show up.
tim pool
Oh, I love that.
Here, daughter, capture animals and make them fight.
Yeah, right.
ian crossland
Dog fighting is fun.
Ultron.
tim pool
Don't worry, the dogs like fighting.
ian crossland
Thunder Cats, a lot about community and family.
unidentified
None of that.
blaire white
Digimon.
unidentified
Nope, nope.
blaire white
They're digital.
tim pool
Yeah, but Digimon made no sense.
That's the problem.
It was just nonsense.
blaire white
But they were pixels, so they didn't.
tim pool
Like every Digimon's name ended with Mon.
Like, we get it.
ian crossland
They're monsters.
carter banks
You're a monster.
ian crossland
What about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
unidentified
No.
ian crossland
Too violent?
unidentified
Lame.
Yeah, no.
tim pool
It's just all weird anthropomorphic garbage.
unidentified
Oh.
tim pool
She didn't watch documentaries where Einstein's like, and then you carry the string.
ian crossland
Oh, yeah.
The old Looney Tunes are pretty good from the 50s.
unidentified
No.
ian crossland
No, they're not.
The educational ones they would do?
unidentified
Terrible.
ian crossland
Like, how to golf?
It'd be like Goofy, and he'd be the narrator between them.
unidentified
Why?
ian crossland
They were just highly entertaining, but we would see them at school.
So anything was better than school.
tim pool
She's going to think the year is 1873, and she's going to be farming.
And then one day she's going to be like, What is this strange device, father?
And I'd be like, Oh, we must have traveled to the future.
ian crossland
No, no to gummy bears.
unidentified
You didn't like that shit?
No.
What?
ian crossland
Gummy bears.
tim pool
Gummy bears?
unidentified
That was a shit.
tim pool
Look what it did to you.
ian crossland
I'm a musician.
It was like Mama Bear and I don't know.
unidentified
Fat Bear.
Mama Bear.
ian crossland
Fuck that guy's name.
You guys watched that?
Tubby Bear, I think was his name.
unidentified
Tubby Bear.
tim pool
None of that.
unidentified
Teletubbies.
None of that.
ian crossland
Teletubbies when it got.
unidentified
Oh, what the hell?
tim pool
Burning baby heads flying through the sky going, hehehehe.
None of that.
blaire white
I almost resent my family for putting Teletubbies on around me.
ian crossland
That shit was scarred.
Really?
How many times did you see it when you were little?
unidentified
A lot.
ian crossland
Did it change you?
Because they would like speak gibberish.
Bro, what the fuck?
unidentified
How did that?
ian crossland
Like, what did you just like stare at?
blaire white
What did it do to me?
unidentified
Tell me.
ian crossland
What are your memories of it?
blaire white
Just that fucking baby.
unidentified
The burning baby head?
blaire white
That weird baby, the weird language, the weird goo.
unidentified
The goo.
tate brown
I only saw weird occult stuff going on.
blaire white
That's what I've always suspected.
And I feel like if I look back on it, I'll probably be able to now, with like some knowledge of like occult stuff, be pointed out.
tate brown
There's probably some like Incas are probably worshipping like a burning baby head or something.
carter banks
They all had like weird antennas on their head.
ian crossland
Yeah, there was like a circle.
tate brown
It's like a Hindu god or something.
unidentified
Yeah.
Weird.
Yeah.
blaire white
It was some Indian demon shit.
ian crossland
They do that.
I mean, people, I don't say they, but people will insert crazy, like, you know, in Disney.
tate brown
It was horrible.
Yeah, I know.
unidentified
What were you going to say?
tate brown
Well, no, I was just thinking about the Hindu god thing.
Because remember, I got in trouble in college because my two roommates, they're from Trinidad, but they're Hindu.
And they had, of course, they use the swastikas quite heavily in Hinduism.
They had these, like, murals on their wall with, like, swastikas on it.
So, of course, a guy walks in.
He thinks, I'm the one that put those.
unidentified
Yeah.
ian crossland
You know, it was the 2000.
tate brown
I was like, first of all, it's tilted the wrong way.
unidentified
Right.
carter banks
It's not rotated.
tate brown
It's not even correct.
blaire white
So, Hinduism is just, it's, it's, that is demon worship.
tate brown
Yeah.
We're the worship and like intellectualized.
ian crossland
So, I wouldn't say G.I. Joe because it gets too violent and it makes you think, oh, the terrorists, like it was prepping people for the war on terror, G.I. Joe.
blaire white
They're like, what about the old Transformers series?
tate brown
G.I. Joe, I like G.I. Joe shape of foreign policy.
Like, I'm pretty hawkish and I think it's because of G.I. Joe.
unidentified
Really?
Yeah.
ian crossland
You've embodied Duke.
unidentified
Yeah.
ian crossland
You're very Duke.
unidentified
You have very.
ian crossland
Kind of like Flint.
tate brown
So nice.
ian crossland
I think Flint was a colonel or something.
tate brown
Flint's such an American name.
ian crossland
They brought him in.
tim pool
All of those shows were just wacky nonsense.
She can watch superhero shows like Justice League.
tate brown
My favorite was Ed Ed and Eddie.
tim pool
That was like Batman the Animated Series.
tate brown
Ed Ed Ed and Eddie was so good.
tim pool
Batman the Animated Series and Justice League and Superman.
Justice League Unlimited.
unidentified
Mm hmm.
ian crossland
I like Small Wonder.
You guys ever watched that?
tim pool
That's a TV show.
Vicky the Robot.
Yeah.
ian crossland
It was garbage.
blaire white
I like Power Rangers a lot.
tim pool
No, no Power Rangers either.
unidentified
Really?
Yeah.
ian crossland
It was fun to watch, but I didn't enjoy the stories.
I never really got into them anyway, I should say.
blaire white
I would like to fight kids at school like we play Power Rangers.
ian crossland
Oh, would you actually dress in the colors or just say, I'm the yellow?
carter banks
I remember that movie with Ivan.
tim pool
That game was super racist.
The yellow ranger was Asian.
The black guy was black.
tate brown
Those had the biggles.
They made the yellow one Asian.
ian crossland
I thought the black guy was black was crazy.
unidentified
So let's.
tate brown
That's like J.K. Rowling.
carter banks
I thought it was obviously obvious.
tim pool
You want to shout anything out, brother, before we go on?
mellow maverick in unknown
No, thank you very much.
unidentified
Thanks, man.
tim pool
Thanks for calling in.
unidentified
Thanks, man.
ian crossland
Couldn't nail an 80s card.
tim pool
Next, we've got Stocks Family Farm.
unidentified
What is up?
Hey, what's going on?
What's up?
What's up?
Dinging, everybody.
I hope you can hear me well.
Yes.
tate brown
Good evening.
unidentified
How's it going?
All right.
So, Tim, you have had your property attacked multiple times.
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