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DEMOCRATS HAVE CAVED | Timcast IRL #1442

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tim pool
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chrissie mayr
Hey, everybody, Chrissy Mayer here, guest hosting for Tim Pool.
We got so much fun stuff to talk about today.
Six more weeks of winter, but the ice is already melting in Minneapolis as Tom Holman orders a partial reduction in ICE agents in Minneapolis.
Plus, ooh, Billie Eilish, she's eaten her words that she said the Grammys about being on stolen land.
Turns out a law firm is going to offer to serve Billie Eilish eviction notice for her $3 million home, which is built on guess what?
Stolen land.
We'll get into that.
And also, close to my heart, near and dear, comedian and friend of mine, Ben Bankus, rips Minnesota venue after six of his sold-out shows are canceled over backlash over his Renee Good jokes, which I think are pretty good.
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Escalating Immigration Conflicts 00:15:56
tim pool
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chrissie mayr
Welcome back.
Do I sound like Tim enough?
unidentified
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chrissie mayr
Welcome back, guys.
So excited to get into all these stories with our special and unspecial guests joining us this evening.
Actual Justice Warrior, not a fake one.
Sean is here.
sean fitzgerald
Oh, thank you for having me.
I appreciate it.
I can't believe they're actually letting you host the show.
chrissie mayr
I know.
sean fitzgerald
I thought Tim was here when he was reading the ad.
I don't know how that works.
chrissie mayr
I know.
I don't know why they let me host either.
sean fitzgerald
All right, Bob.
chrissie mayr
Good to have you.
sean fitzgerald
Don't thank you.
I'm happy to be here.
tim pool
Who are you?
sean fracek
What do you do?
sean fitzgerald
Oh, I'm a YouTuber at youtube.com, and I make videos on criminal justice and right-wing stuff.
And I'm about to hit 500,000 subscribers.
So go subscribe.
chrissie mayr
Yes, everybody subscribe now.
ian crossland
Actual Justice Warrior on YouTube?
Yes.
I'm a freak.
If you didn't know, check it out.
Ian Cross and you're going to get it.
One click at a time, one step forward.
Follow me everywhere on the internet and get it.
Also, before I go, I just want to shout out this animal over to my right, Sean Frasik, if you haven't met him before.
sean fracek
This guy.
How do I follow that?
Producer Sean here is holding it down for Tate Brown.
We were talking about Tim's anniversary and the first anniversary is wood.
So Tim's giving his wife wood right now.
chrissie mayr
Wow.
I hope he sends videos later.
sean fracek
Maybe.
ian crossland
Hello, everybody.
phil labonte
My name is Philip Monte.
I'm the lead singer of the heavy metal band.
All that remains.
I'm an anti-communist and a counter-revolutionary.
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Let's get into it.
chrissie mayr
Yes, let's get into it.
unidentified
Woo!
chrissie mayr
I know the Groundhog saw his shadow.
It's going to be six more weeks of winter, but guess what?
Borders are Tim Holman.
Tim.
Tom Holman says 700 ICE and CBP officers are leaving Minneapolis, which I know is probably going to make leftists excited because to them it's going to seem like a win.
But the reduction is a significant scaling back of the Department of Homeland Security's presence in Minnesota, and it comes after two U.S. citizens were fatally shot, which sucks.
But it seems that the local police are like, debatable.
It seems like the local police are working with us to kind of like stop the illegals.
So that will necessitate the taking away of these ICE peoples.
President Donald Trump's Borders Are, Tom Holman said, Wednesday that 700 immigration and border agents are departing the Minneapolis area after weeks of violent confrontations and the fatal shootings of the two U.S. citizens.
Holman said the departing group includes agents and officers from immigration and customs enforcement, as well as customs and border protection.
The withdrawal shrinks the federal footprint from about 3,000 agents to 2,300.
Now, I'm no size queen, but that's still a good amount to keep there.
Ian.
ian crossland
Yeah, Chrissy.
chrissie mayr
What are your thoughts on this?
I know you're a free spirit.
ian crossland
Yeah, I'm pretty free.
You know, I think this is a political win for both sides if you play the left-right game.
Jesse Waters had Tim on, I think it was a week ago, Jesse Waters, and said, we need to de-escalate.
It's the media.
Was that a week?
Media's role is to de-escalate this stuff.
We have to.
And that's really a deep sentiment at most corporate headquarters right now in the media.
This makes ICE look like a good guy's to the left because they're pulling troops out of Minneapolis, giving them their autonomy back.
Makes people, you know, it makes the Minneapolis government look good to people on the right because now they're acknowledging they're going to use local cops to hold these illegal immigrants and then pass them off.
They're going to work with ICE.
So I think it's great.
I mean, great.
sean fracek
Yeah.
ian crossland
Relative to what outcomes we could have saw.
Great.
sean fracek
I agree with Tim.
I think from a PR standpoint, I think this is a win for the conservatives.
And yes, obviously the left's going to use it as a PR win for them as well.
But I do think it gets us away from the overall goal of just getting all the illegal immigrants out.
You know, like we're talking about criminals in this when we should be talking about how do we get them out.
And the one thing I do like about the left, these, these stop, what was it?
chrissie mayr
The stop ICE.
sean fracek
Yeah, no, no, like with the checkpoints.
Why aren't we doing that on our side?
Why isn't the government just doing these checkpoints?
Like, you know, if they're illegal, get them out.
chrissie mayr
Like, wouldn't there be like a Mexican breathalyzer?
You just blow into it.
And it tells you if you are legal or not.
sean fracek
Yeah, Somalian or whatever.
chrissie mayr
Yeah, Somalian.
sean fracek
But, you know, their tactics, like, it's kind of crazy, but like, when you think about it, like, why aren't we using that tactic?
phil labonte
That's a terrible idea.
ian crossland
Yeah.
chrissie mayr
To just stop.
phil labonte
Okay.
Like, have like everyone that goes through a toll booth going across to George Washington has to provide their papers to prove that they're an American citizen.
Listen, I have the most far-right opinion on immigration here.
Maybe Tate, right?
Like, I think there should be a moratorium on immigration for 10 years.
And I think every illegal should be deported, right?
However, we can get them to leave, whether they self-deport or whatever.
And even I think that is batshit insane.
sean fracek
Oh, that's great.
I mean, why, though?
It's working for the left.
It worked for them from a PR standpoint.
phil labonte
No, it's not working for the left.
They're taking those things down.
sean fracek
I love it.
This is a bait.
sean fitzgerald
This is actually a loss for the left.
Like, they're like ramping it up as a PR victory because it's a drawdown.
But there were 80 ICE agents prior to the Homeland Security surge.
There's now still 2,300.
So there's still a lot of ICE agents there.
They ended up getting the concession, which is what Tom Holman said he wanted day one of the Trump administration, which was to be able to pick up these people who have committed crimes from jails, not just prisons.
Before, they would only release from prisons after they served their sentence.
Now you get popped for a basic arrest and you're an illegal alien.
They're going to inform ICE they're going to get you.
So that's a huge win.
The barricades that we're seeing, these random like Antifa losers set up all over Minneapolis, those are also coming down, at least according to Holman in the press conference that he had.
So what does the left actually get except for like the semblance of achieving something?
chrissie mayr
That's all they want.
sean fitzgerald
Well, they want ICE out and they want all the illegals to be like free to run around and Somalis to not watch your kids.
chrissie mayr
But like back to their daycares.
sean fitzgerald
But like they really did lose on every regard if this holds because it takes the wind out of their protest movement.
You end up with still a lot of ICE agents there.
The checkpoints and all the nonsense that the protesters are doing, the local police are actually going to break that up.
This is pretty much everything that we could have asked for.
And all it costs was 700 agents that honestly maybe didn't even really need to be in Minneapolis in the first place.
chrissie mayr
They probably need a vacation at this point.
phil labonte
And Chrissy, you said that that's what they want, as the protesters want.
And they don't just want this to stop, right?
The point of this is to get people like Petty and like Renee good so that way they can use them as martyrs.
chrissie mayr
They need to have enough to be on murals.
It doesn't.
phil labonte
Oh, because George Floyd was, right?
But there were plenty of murals around.
The point that I'm making, though, is this is all about creating a situation where they can say, look how authoritarian Donald Trump is.
Look how terrible ICE is.
It's this Gestapo.
Look, the Nazis are back.
Blah, blah, blah.
They're doing everything they can to drum up the left.
So the point isn't to get, the point has nothing to do with actual illegal immigrants.
The issue is never the issue.
The issue is always the revolution.
The point is to drum up resistance to Donald Trump and to convince people that there is a massive authoritarian fascist government that's coming for your rights.
Remember, they love to point out that these two people that were killed are American citizens and they were just there exercising their First Amendment rights, which is total bullshit, right?
The whole, from top to bottom, that narrative is a lie.
So I just wanted to push back on the idea that they just want them to stop because it's not even about the immigrants.
It's about pushing the narrative.
chrissie mayr
I could see how certain leftists would go, oh, well, they're scaling back an agent.
So this is a win.
They're taking some ICE agents away.
So it's a small win.
I'm just saying, like some people.
sean fitzgerald
But I got to push back on you guys saying that George Floyd was not a stud.
If you've seen his lengthy movie career, the man was definitely a good idea.
sean fracek
He made a very serious point, and now he's talking about how hot George Floyd is.
Okay.
Yeah, from the left standpoint, okay, what's a win?
I really don't care from the left standpoint.
What's a win?
From the right standpoint, people are talking about getting the illegals out.
How are we getting the illegals out?
Like, you know, taking ICE agents out of Minneapolis.
How does this look like a win to the right?
Like, and, you know, Phil, I take your point on the checkpoints, but like, if you just did it once in that city and get them all out at that point.
phil labonte
CBP can stop people within 100 miles of the coast or any border in the U.S.
That covers something like 85% of the American population.
ian crossland
Right.
phil labonte
If you're in Chicago, you're on Lake Michigan, you're close enough where they can go ahead and pull you out of the car if they want to.
So, and look, spending a lot of time on the road on tour, there have been multiple times where the CBP has pulled our bus over and like, hey, what's going on in here?
chrissie mayr
Just checking to make sure you're all white.
All right, have a nice day.
phil labonte
Well, that's the long and short of it.
Yeah.
But so that's a normal part of the process, or that's normal process in the United States.
Having checkpoints on the road where you're stopping people, people aren't going to fall or aren't going to go for that.
And that will be a win for the left.
Because again, they're looking for that narrative of, oh, it's fascist.
sean fracek
I am luck.
And I agree with you, but I think there's a lot of people on the right that are saying, I wish he was like 10% of the fascist authoritarian that the left says he is.
sean fitzgerald
But this is, it's more efficient to pick up the illegal immigrants from the jails.
chrissie mayr
Because it's like a broken window system.
sean fitzgerald
This is what Tom Holman wanted from the jump.
Again, go back to day one of term two of Trump's administration.
He's like, if you don't do this, then we're going to do the raids.
So they did the raids in Minneapolis.
Then they ended up backing down in this way.
And now we're going to get the immigrants from the jails, which is what they wanted in the first place.
And there's still 2,300 ICE agents to do raids.
There was 80 under the Biden administration.
Like, this is a huge win.
Like, people should just take it.
The left gets their PR win.
That's also good.
We need to de-escalate all the craziness that's around this immigration issue so that we don't get more people sent out to sacrifice themselves like Renee Goode or what's his name, Predty.
sean fracek
Yeah.
chrissie mayr
Who was not very pretty.
We all saw the unedited.
ian crossland
What if we had, instead of checkpoints, government checkpoints to check and see if you're legal or you have right think?
I like to be great.
So you don't have to stop.
They just buzz your biometrics and they know are you thinking right or are you thinking bad thoughts?
phil labonte
And we can't just even get we can't even get Congress to pass a voter ID law.
You think we're going to get Congress to pass a law that says everybody has to have an easy pass in their car that proves that they're a citizen?
ian crossland
What if they just scale your license or your new license that has all your data?
phil labonte
Again, you can't even, there's arguments against getting voter ID.
Any kind of ID stuff is not happening.
ian crossland
Real ID, man.
phil labonte
We can't get just stop people asking.
Just saying stuff like that doesn't change the fundamental part of my argument, which is we cannot get Congress to pass a voter ID law.
True.
Any laws about ID or any kind of RF thing for your car, that's not happening.
ian crossland
I didn't say pass a law.
chrissie mayr
True, and would that be a slippery slope to like something like a vaccine pass?
ian crossland
That's why I was saying I'm heavily sarcastic if you didn't know.
Don't do what I'm saying.
sean fracek
Don't do that.
I'm going to do the hypothetical because Tim has been saying this, you know, all last week.
Like the right doesn't know how to play the left's games, right?
Where is the right coalition out there with checkpoints checking people's IDs?
And if they are illegal, handing them over to ICE.
Like, the point I'm making is like the left is so much more efficient at doing the things that the right actually wants.
ian crossland
But efficiency isn't always good.
Like, the Nazis were efficient at what they were doing.
chrissie mayr
And well-dressed.
sean fracek
Okay.
Well, let's get into that in a minute.
ian crossland
We'll be efficient.
Like the Germans.
I'm like, hi.
sean fracek
I'm just saying, it's just crazy because the right can't play the games that the left play.
sean fitzgerald
It's also like the immigration issue is also a legal immigration issue that I think we need to address because I'm so sick of these legal immigrants like always talking about how they did it the right way.
Like we don't want a bunch of people in our country that are just good at paperwork.
Like that's so annoying.
Like honestly, I'd rather have renegade Somalis that are marrying their brother in this country because they're real rebels and that's how they get into this nation.
That's the foundation of this nation instead of all these nerds and geeks that are like, oh, I followed the people.
chrissie mayr
So you want more literal retards with 68 IQ coming in.
sean fitzgerald
Listen, like they can't spell learning, but you know what?
They can sure scam the Minnesota tax.
chrissie mayr
And they're not even doing, you know, they're not doing their own paperwork.
phil labonte
No, there's a, there's a total, there's a whole administration that's going to help them.
But, Sean, to your point about the left and the right, part of the reason why the right can't use the same tactics that the left can use is because the right doesn't have the same goals, right?
You can't just be like, well, they're effective and they're going this way.
So we're going to do the same thing to get to this other place.
You have a different goal in mind.
So you can't use the same tactics.
Like if you're like going, if one person's going to McDonald's and the other person's going to Burger King and you're just like, we're going to go to McDonald's.
We're just going to take the shorter route and you're not going to end up where you want to be.
chrissie mayr
Right.
sean fracek
But the goal is to get the illegals out and illegals.
Yeah, that's that's why especially the ones that talk about paperwork, the illegals.
phil labonte
But to your point, the goal is to get the illegals out.
That's why things like the $2,600 self-deportation stuff, buying them a ticket, you should go after the people that employ them.
You should make that.
You should go after people that rent to illegals.
Those kind of things are actually effective because you want to make it as difficult for them to live here as possible.
That's way more effective than trying to go out and check people's papers, make it hard for them to exist in the society.
That'll get people to leave, making it, you know, putting up checkpoints and trying to go door to door and be like, hey, are you illegal?
That's just going to give more fuel to the left.
And it's going to have people say, no, no, no, I can't deal with this anymore because people are already a little bit squishy on getting rid of them.
And this is a 75% issue.
75% of America want illegal aliens to leave.
They want them out.
They want them deported.
If you go ahead and start knocking on doors and saying, look, we want to check to make sure everybody here, you're going to see that 75% drop down to 25%.
Illegal Robots Debate 00:04:16
sean fracek
Yeah, and I'm with you.
I think you've made this point many times as far as going after the people that are employing the illegals.
I agree 100%, but I don't think arresting them is the answer.
I think those that are employing illegal immigrants should also be deported to those countries that they are employing the illegal.
phil labonte
Just take their property.
sean fracek
Just take your property and send them to Somalia.
If you want to shut it down, that's a real punishment.
Like going to jail, it's like, oh, I'm going to get bailed out.
But if you get sent to Somalia, no, no, no.
phil labonte
I mean, you can go to prison, not jail, and there's a difference.
But if you're losing the business, right?
So you've got a trucking business and you've got, you know, $20 million worth of equipment that you own and you own a building and blah, blah, blah.
If you hire illegals, then you lose your business.
That will be the strongest disincentive that I can think of.
sean fracek
Yeah, I just don't think jail's painful enough, especially for the business owners that are doing this because they know they're hiring illegals.
phil labonte
Jail's not, prison is.
Jail's less than a year.
You send someone up, you put someone up the river for a decade, and that'll change minds real quick.
sean fitzgerald
If you send them to Somalia, we don't need to destroy the productive capacity of people who run businesses.
If you hire illegals, then what you should do is face fines and whatnot.
And by the way, you should also be fined the difference between whatever wage you're paying them and the standard wage for an American.
You want to remove the financial incentive for people to do this.
Also, like we can do e-verified.
Like that's a system they put in place that you can try to like weed some of this stuff out.
Like it's not that, it doesn't have to be that crazy that you're sending like, you know, people over to Somali.
sean fracek
I'm just saying you do it once or twice.
phil labonte
We know what you do.
sean fracek
You know, a business owner gets kicked out and sent to Thailand or Mexico or whatever, and they have to live there for the rest of their life.
phil labonte
This is all going to be fixed in five years anyways, because Optimus is going to be available for $25,000, $30,000, and that's cheaper than any you can pay any illegal anyways.
sean fracek
Yeah, fair.
Fair.
I can't wait.
chrissie mayr
What does that mean?
ian crossland
When people have the illegal robots is when it's the big problem.
phil labonte
The Tesla robot is your.
chrissie mayr
Oh, gosh.
Well, they show the video.
Oh, it's going to help the old people.
It's going to help the people cross the street and wipe the old people's butts.
And it's like, they say that, but until it like takes over.
ian crossland
What if I buy, what if I order my Optimus from Mexico and it illegally crosses the border into the United States?
sean fracek
No, what I actually thought would be better is like giving the Optimus robots full citizenship while like deporting all the illegals out at the same time.
chrissie mayr
And they're like at the border for an Optimus mariachi band and they don't know when to stop playing.
sean fracek
Yeah.
I can't wait for the robots.
unidentified
Yeah.
sean fracek
And I know I'm making jokes.
ian crossland
No, I'm really looking forward to that.
sean fracek
I can't wait.
chrissie mayr
Really?
sean fracek
I can't wait.
chrissie mayr
Because you're going to like speak their language and befriend them.
ian crossland
I'm going to plug in and command them.
Yeah.
But the danger of one of them going rogue and killing a bunch of people is so prevalent.
sean fracek
No.
ian crossland
How could you trust your little baby around a robot nanny that has a dog?
sean fracek
Yeah, but I mean, I'm just saying, like, the robots, we're not going to need home in.
We're not going to need Border Patrol in Minneapolis.
We're not going to need, you know what I mean?
chrissie mayr
Yeah, the robots will know what to do.
ian crossland
Scan their 23-meet DNA from a distance with a sonar or like these Doppler radar tech that they use to see.
chrissie mayr
The robots are going to be measuring head circumference.
unidentified
There's a new archiving.
phil labonte
There's already 1.1 million Teslas with full self-driving on the road today.
Robots are not going to just take over because if they were going to just start killing people, you'd have already seen it with the Teslas that can drive.
Because those are robots.
Don't make any mistake about it.
Like a full self-driving Tesla is a little bit more.
sean fitzgerald
But it only takes two robots, like two androids, to wipe out almost all of humanity.
Then we have to send somebody back in time.
phil labonte
Why?
sean fitzgerald
You know, it's like a whole thing to deal with this.
phil labonte
They take you a really good AI.
Skynet with one really good AI.
ian crossland
Was it Directive 55 where the Emperor issues all the six order 66 when that happens with all the robots?
And they're like, order 66, and that's what they'll call it because these people are psychopaths.
phil labonte
Those are clones.
ian crossland
Okay, then we're going to be all right.
chrissie mayr
Same thing.
phil labonte
No, they're not.
ian crossland
You could clone yourself.
chrissie mayr
Okay, nerds.
ian crossland
When you clone, you take the nucleus out of a cell and then you inject the cloned nucleus into it.
sean fracek
I know the chat's absolutely going nuts because it has nothing to do with the actual story, but let's move on to Civil War.
chrissie mayr
No.
Stolen Land Grammys Rant 00:15:27
unidentified
Billy.
chrissie mayr
Oh, this I love so, so much.
Don't we always love seeing celebrities get their ass handed to them?
A reporter puts Billie Eilish's stolen land Grammys rant to the test at her $3 million home.
Let us in, please.
A cheeky reporter visited Billie Eilish's $3 million LA mansion and asked to be let in days after her stolen land comment at the Grammys, only to be met by a massive locked fence surrounding the property video shows.
Billy, let us in, please, Billy.
We are here because this is stolen land.
GB News reporter Ben Leo pleaded outside the pop star's home.
unidentified
Let's see.
chrissie mayr
Should we watch that video?
serge du preez
What a Patriot, dude.
sean fracek
Even though he's from England.
unidentified
Ugh.
Still a Patriot.
serge du preez
Well, you could be a Patriot.
sean fracek
No, we can't.
We can't.
Well, the joke was he shows up, he's knocking on the gate.
chrissie mayr
Something's taking a long time to load.
All right.
sean fracek
I have a genuine question for the panel.
Who is Billie Eilish and what does she do?
chrissie mayr
She's a pop star who's on a number of SSRIs.
Like her eyes are permanently like there's space at the bottom between like the eyeball and the eyelid that I think is distracting.
Yeah, she's a singer.
unidentified
She had a song about five years ago that was like, um, remember that kind of thing.
chrissie mayr
That's a great song.
We're about to get copyright struck.
sean fitzgerald
You had a good beat.
chrissie mayr
Are you mousing or am I mousing?
sean fitzgerald
She also dresses frumpy.
Like that's part of her shtick, right?
sean fracek
She was an A-Tim for her.
chrissie mayr
She used to have lime green roots for a long time, and now she's gone.
But anyway, her acceptance speech at the Grammys wind firm, Billie Eilish raised a few eyebrows with a political statement.
She claimed that there are no illegal people on stolen land, which was like she thought her mic dropped moment.
And she was referencing the oh-so recent colonization of the U.S. and reminding everybody who the actual immigrants are, which is hilarious.
And now she seemed to forgot that her own $3 million mansion is built on the ancestral land of the Tongva tribe.
Tongva?
Never heard of them.
sean fitzgerald
Sounds made up.
chrissie mayr
Yeah.
Are they even on TikTok?
She didn't ask permission.
She has allegedly never paid them a penny for the pleasure of living on their home ground.
Since her statement, an LA-based law firm has offered to serve her an eviction notice as she is living on their stolen land.
And here is Sinai Law Firm for immediate release.
Sinai Law Firm is offering to evict Billie Eilish from her Los Angeles home on a pro bono basis on behalf of the Tongva tribe.
Sinai Law Firm is the premier eviction firm in the country.
Wow, we should get them as a sponsor.
phil labonte
I just want to point out that California was acquired by the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo.
I don't speak Spanish, pardon me, for 15 million bucks.
chrissie mayr
That's my maid's name.
phil labonte
So it was purchased.
It wasn't stolen.
Like, Mexico lost it in a war.
chrissie mayr
How do you lose a whole state?
sean fracek
Well, I do.
phil labonte
They lost more than one state, but you lose by getting your butt kicked in a war.
sean fracek
But they have a really big opportunity here to set precedent.
I mean, you know, for California, they can literally side with this tribe and take away her land, which is essentially what the end goal of WOC is anyway, is to steal people's property.
serge du preez
California reparations.
sean fracek
Yeah, exactly.
California reparations.
I mean, what do you guys think?
Do you think, you know, the judge will side in favor of the tribe here?
If it goes.
chrissie mayr
I mean, it's a California judge.
sean fracek
Yeah.
chrissie mayr
I could see them, yeah, taking a stand and be like, well, you know, yeah, we should give it an opportunity to, they're going to side with the minority, right?
Whoever's less white.
sean fitzgerald
So I mean, look, this is like, obviously, it's a show thing.
Like, you're going to do the eviction notice.
You're trying to grab a headline for your law firm.
So we all know it's not going to really turn into a court thing.
But that being said, like, you know, we got this.
We got this land from Mexico.
We bought it.
We paid for it.
It's legit.
It's ours.
But the thing is, is like the Mexican people, they're colonizers too.
Like, they don't speak Spanish because that was developed independently in Latin America.
That comes from Spanish colonizers, also known as conquerors.
Like this is the rule of conquest.
You win land over time.
This tribe that I never heard of that they don't even name sports teams after.
They beat other tribes in order to get that territory before them.
So this whole idea is ridiculous.
Yeah.
So like, you know, Billie Eilish is an idiot for saying this.
And if she wants to actually believe it, you know, if you're going to do a land acknowledgement, give up the land.
Like, that's the only thing to do.
Don't just say it as a virtue signal, but we all know nothing's going to come of this.
chrissie mayr
Wouldn't that be a great example to set for all the other celebrities?
sean fracek
This is what I'm saying.
Like they really have an opportunity here to set precedent, like legally.
Like, I mean, what's her out here then?
ian crossland
Say nothing forever about it and hope it just disappears for that won't.
chrissie mayr
I'm not one of you talking about it.
ian crossland
So the guy that went to her house obviously did not trespass.
That would be what the story is all about.
But if he had and he said, how can this be illegal if it's on stolen land?
No one is illegal.
There is no trespassing if this is stolen land.
But apparently then they'd be like, no, the land wasn't stolen.
sean fracek
But what's her out?
You just ignore it.
phil labonte
Move on to whatever the next topic is.
sean fitzgerald
Her out is a really big fence.
Like she has a really big fence to keep all these people out of her property.
So like when you have a really big fence, you could say hypocritical things and just hide behind your border while saying that the world should be borderless.
They're just imaginary lines on paper until you enter her property rights where armed guards will swarm you and a better police response than you're going to get in worse areas of LA will immediately surge and descend upon you.
Like there's, it's all a virtue signal.
Like it was meant for that moment on stage.
There's not going to be any follow-up.
If there is, she's going to do like, oh, I donated to the sad Native Americans crying over littering or whatever foundation.
chrissie mayr
Which she just started.
Which is money laundering back to herself.
ian crossland
Maybe she should donate to the Tunguska tribe.
That's not what they're called.
Are they?
Tonga tribe?
sean fracek
Yeah.
chrissie mayr
The Duck and Tonga.
sean fracek
Tonga tribe.
ian crossland
Donate like $100,000 truck to the Tonga truck tribe.
sean fracek
Yeah, that was Tim's take.
Like offering maybe $100,000, being like, hey, sorry, it's stolen land.
Give them a little bit.
chrissie mayr
Go get yourself something to eat.
Have a couple drinks on me.
ian crossland
But the land's mine.
I'm keeping it.
Something like that.
sean fitzgerald
And hopefully she doesn't bury her dog in the backyard because it's going to come back to life.
sean fracek
That is fair.
ian crossland
That's like a Native American thing.
chrissie mayr
The sign I law from office.
sean fracek
That's a cemetery thing.
chrissie mayr
Although this was, you know, it was a tongue-in-cheek moment, but they also reassured everybody.
Not only were they teasing, but using a phrase like stolen land has meaning and actual implications in the real world.
Both Santa Monica and West Hollywood City Council meetings.
Sorry, I can read.
Both Santa Monica and West Hollywood City Council meetings each start with land acknowledgements.
I can't believe that.
That they are sitting on stolen land.
It's both empty virtue signaling and used as a weapon at the same time.
It's empty because no elected official is giving the land back to the Tongva, just like Billie Eilish is not going to get evicted, nor will she give her house back.
sean fracek
All they wanted was a shout out.
They were like, hey, if you're going to mention us, you know, like mention our names.
That was like their biggest concern.
ian crossland
I got a lot of goodwill towards the Tongva tribe right now.
sean fitzgerald
Do you think the Turks like ever, when they're in assemble, like acknowledge that it used to be Constantinople?
sean fracek
Like ever?
unidentified
I hope nobody's scared.
sean fracek
In the song it was.
unidentified
Yeah.
sean fitzgerald
Animaniacs.
But once the capital of the Byzantine Empire is like now 0.2% Christian, do you think they have Turkish officials out there doing that?
No, absolutely not.
Every other group that isn't a majority white nation does not concern themselves with this absolute nonsense.
Like this is just white guilt trash that's meant to make people feel bad for winning.
And no, I'm not going to feel bad for winning.
California is ours.
It's kind of being run into the ground a little bit right now.
Probably can do a little bit better than Gavin Newsom.
So maybe, you know, give a little bit to the natives, her house in particular.
But we're not going to feel bad.
It's over.
It's been decided.
They fought honorably.
They lost.
And again, maybe not even that honorably because we don't name sports teams after them.
unidentified
Right.
tim pool
True.
chrissie mayr
I think the only just solution here is to feature the Tongva tribe.
And here is a band.
unidentified
Yes.
chrissie mayr
We should feature them at the halftime show as reparations for Billie Eilish.
serge du preez
This is last name Morale.
sean fracek
In the member show, we should bring up their music and just listen to it.
chrissie mayr
Oh, yeah.
I bet it slaps.
Look at that.
sean fracek
Yeah, that's one of the things that's happening.
serge du preez
What is that on the quarter?
chrissie mayr
I bet they could play High Cross Buns.
tim pool
Just clapping.
unidentified
Yeah.
sean fracek
Yeah, no.
Yeah, and, you know, the bigger question, do people care?
No, most people don't care.
But it is kind of funny to see their own ideology, you know, falling back on themselves.
Like, literally.
chrissie mayr
The last thing she ever expected was someone to really call her out on it.
sean fracek
Yeah.
I still don't know who she is.
I can't anymore.
phil labonte
She's pretty emblematic of the left in general.
It tends to eat itself.
As soon as someone somehow falls afoul of leftist orthodoxy or somehow can be branded as a hypocrite, the left is going to do it.
They eat their own all the time.
I personally think that they're more organized than the right is, but you hear the left talking about how the left is usually a circular firing squad, et cetera, all the time.
So I think this is poetic justice.
And it's also perfectly emblematic.
sean fitzgerald
You're saying the left is always just looking for another scout?
phil labonte
You think?
sean fitzgerald
Isn't that just cultural appropriation?
sean fracek
What she should do, honestly, is like do a jeans commercial and then say, I got good jeans or whatever, and then completely go the other way.
phil labonte
All she has to do is do her makeup and wear something actually pretty.
And then everyone's going to stop talking about this and be like, oh, Billie Eilish.
unidentified
Yeah.
chrissie mayr
Here is some footage from GBNews.com.
One of the reporters is actually visiting, went and visited.
ben leo
We are here because this is stolen land, Billy.
And we think we should be given access to your quite lovely $3 million mansion.
chrissie mayr
I'd be scared to even be that close.
ian crossland
Yeah, I mean, technically, he's trespassing if he's a little bit of a drug.
ben leo
Hello, Relio from the Late Show Live on GB2.
chrissie mayr
He's British.
ben leo
Do you remember when Billie Eilish said this at the Grammys?
unidentified
No one is illegal on stolen land.
chrissie mayr
Sabrina Carpenter.
Robot Classics is all I want to say.
unidentified
Sorry.
ben leo
Well, Billy reckons there's no such thing as an illegal human because we're all on stolen land.
So we're here in Billy's quite posh neighborhood in Los Angeles.
Let's go and see if she practices what she preaches.
Hopefully, if she sticks by her merits, she'll have no problem with me waltzing in, maybe making a cup of coffee or a tea.
$3 million home.
She's got some paddock salads.
chrissie mayr
She should be dressed in like Tom's tribe.
unidentified
We can go for waltz for a long time.
sean fracek
I was thinking too, like, have nations.
unidentified
She should have a lot of people.
sean fracek
And then when you get arrested for that, like, you would go back to England and absolutely get, you know.
phil labonte
$3 million in LA.
That isn't actually particularly extravagant.
sean fracek
I know.
I was thinking that too.
It's not a lot of money.
chrissie mayr
She's poor.
sean fitzgerald
And she has multiple.
Yeah, it's going to be all stolen.
She's all on LA base.
phil labonte
All on stolen land.
unidentified
Yeah.
phil labonte
She's going to show up at some reservation and be like, this is mine now.
chrissie mayr
It just blows my mind.
Like, nothing was as good as a bunch of illegals a couple of years showing up at Martha's Vineyard and just how quickly the residents rounded all of them up, put them back on a bus.
phil labonte
And then they celebrated them as they got left.
chrissie mayr
They were waving, like, it's okay, Esmeralda.
Look at the cardigan.
That's great on you.
phil labonte
Then they got together for a dinner party and patted themselves on the back.
chrissie mayr
Yeah, and these celebrities, it's never going to change because they never actually have to deal with the real world.
They never actually have to deal with, I mean, of course, they all have a great view of illegals because they're skimming the crap out of their pool.
They're vacuuming their house.
sean fracek
Well, they say it openly.
They say we can't get rid of the illegals because we want our slave class.
I mean, that's all this is.
sean fitzgerald
Yeah, isn't it obnoxious that the illegals that work in her property aren't allowed to look her in the eye in their day-to-day jobs and she's going to lecture us about how we treat them?
sean fracek
Yeah.
Oh, you know, they can't go anywhere near her 100%.
She's scared of their Mexican diseases or whatever.
ian crossland
She's got four properties there in LA, four houses.
chrissie mayr
Four just in LA.
ian crossland
One's 3 million, one's 5 million.
Hey, no shade.
One's 2 million.
And then one's only 800,000 value.
That's her childhood home in Highland Park.
phil labonte
Sorry, Billy.
ian crossland
I don't want to like it.
unidentified
It's illegal.
ian crossland
It's on the internet.
unidentified
What's that?
chrissie mayr
She bought her childhood home.
ian crossland
It looks like it.
unidentified
Yep.
ian crossland
Her Highland Park home.
Weird that I can just look all this up and find it, but that's the world we live in.
chrissie mayr
That is weird.
ian crossland
You know, I don't hate Billy.
I never did.
I actually think she has some talent.
She was sexually abused when she was a child, she said, which is why she's.
chrissie mayr
I want to see you get into the biz.
ian crossland
Apparently, it strangified her.
Like, she's definitely, it messed her up pretty bad.
It wasn't by anybody in the industry, but she's been vocal about it.
So she's young.
chrissie mayr
No, that's very sad.
ian crossland
Similarly, I'm not harsh.
And it's not to compare Billie Eilish and Nick Fuentes, but Nick is a guy who's coming up in his late 20s saying crazy shit on the internet when he's 19.
She obviously has a level of ignorance about her if she's just saying these colloquialisms without understanding ancient history.
chrissie mayr
Who was she like 23 or something?
ian crossland
Yeah, 25, I think.
sean fracek
She doesn't understand any of this like we talked about yesterday.
She, you know, she's repeating things that she hears people around her saying she doesn't understand any of it.
And these are talking points from five years ago.
I mean, you know.
ian crossland
Obviously, damage can be done by ignorant statements, but I'd give her five, seven years, see if she's still an idiot.
No, it's still ignorant, not an idiot.
I don't think she's an idiot.
I think she's been said some ignorant stuff in her 30s.
sean fitzgerald
Well, it's standard left-wing group thing.
If she were to say something different, then that would be a major problem.
Like Bill Moore was at this event and he didn't want to wear a pin.
And he made a joke about how pins do nothing, but there was like a controversy online.
Yeah, like they, about him not wearing the ribbon.
And it's like he agrees with everything that they say about ICE and all that, like pretty much like, you know, 98%.
But he's like, I don't want to wear the stupid pin.
Like, because pins don't solve anything.
sean fracek
Yeah.
chrissie mayr
And they mess your clothes up.
sean fracek
Yeah.
I would have had more respect if she was dressed like a full communist and just saying, we need to rip down America and America needs to go.
That would have been way, way cooler, you know.
With an Ebra Max Kenny talking about it.
chrissie mayr
She's doing the least.
She's like, oh, I have to sing my little talking point.
I keep my pin on and then I can go back to my table and take my pills.
unidentified
Yeah.
phil labonte
I mean, look, it's just all low effort stuff, right?
Like, that's the minimum that you're expected to do.
You get up there for an award or what have you, and then you have to say something politically correct.
But again, it is super low.
unidentified
What was that?
ian crossland
That's what happens.
sean fracek
Can't wait.
That's Tim?
Was that Tim?
phil labonte
No, that wasn't Tim.
But yeah, like I said, it's just the lowest effort activism you can possibly do.
I mean, maybe posting on Twitter is lower.
unidentified
Right.
sean fracek
Yeah, fair enough.
ian crossland
Yeah, true.
phil labonte
It's just threat.
I don't just oppose, you know.
sean fracek
Blue sky or whatever.
sean fitzgerald
I am glad she believes in the current cause, though.
sean fracek
Yes.
phil labonte
Thankfully.
Yeah.
I mean, where would we be without Billie Ellish telling us that the whole of America is stolen and our entire country is illegitimate and we should give it back to nobody because she's not willing to give anything back?
ian crossland
Yeah, maybe it's because of what she said that ICE pulled out of Minneapolis.
unidentified
Yeah.
sean fitzgerald
And by the way, if we gave it back, wouldn't we be like Indian givers?
chrissie mayr
Yes.
That's waiting for a funny way to segue into this next topic.
If you guys don't know who Ben Bankus is, oh my gosh, please look him up, follow him, go to one of his shows.
Celebrating Puerto Rico's Garbage Crisis 00:15:17
chrissie mayr
He is a comedian out of Toronto, and he recently had a bunch of shows canceled because he made some jokes about Renee Goode.
From the New York Post, a comedian rips Minnesota venue after six sold-out shows canceled over backlash to Renee Good.
A Minnesota comedy club abruptly canceled six of his sold-out shows by comedian Ben Bankus after a viral clip of his stand-up routine, which he mocked a woman who was shot and killed by ICE, Ignited Outrage.
It's called Laugh Camp Comedy Club in St. Paul.
It pulled the plug on his January 30th through February 1st performances after Backlash erupted over these jokes.
And let's watch a little bit of Z's jokes because they're pretty funny.
Will you guys let me know if they're offensive?
ben bankas
of course not well we need to get rid of whiteness Well, we started.
It started with what's it?
Her last name was Good.
And that's what everybody said when she was shy.
alex jones
That's not so sad.
ben bankas
All right, clip that, post it tomorrow.
It's just, I don't, you know.
It's just a crazy thing that we're defending.
And we have politicians, crazy politicians defending what this woman was doing, which was basically just, you know, running around being a psychopath.
Am I wrong?
Like, you know, like if I or you, like, Frank, you look very arrestable.
chrissie mayr
Does he mean the ball guy?
alex jones
You're like, right?
ben bankas
Like, if you started freaking out and chasing around federal agents as you, like, she got, she, like, she should have been shot 10 minutes before that, but they didn't shoot her because she was just a dumb lesbian, crazy bitch.
alex jones
Like, oh, fuck.
All right.
ben bankas
Right?
With you, it would have been, get the fuck up.
There would have been no.
chrissie mayr
He's got to be talking to the black guy.
unidentified
Yeah.
sean fracek
I think it was a microphone.
alex jones
Oh, dominant.
ben bankas
Jesus.
unidentified
It's just.
ben bankas
I don't know.
I wish they'd shoot more of these women.
Not only, like only if they did something wrong, but.
chrissie mayr
I think at the beginning he.
ben bankas
But that's a good country where, you know, there was like, you know, groupies and stuff.
Now they just have these ice ladies.
chrissie mayr
Ice lady.
ben bankas
You know, the woman who got shot in the face by ice, I call her the ice lady.
unidentified
That's pretty good.
ben bankas
Or after a couple drinks, I call her Ice Ice Lady.
But she's dead, and, you know, it's a damn shame.
chrissie mayr
It's always good when you can't get food wrong.
ben bankas
The left doesn't know what to do because they, you know, they just spent the last, you know, three months celebrating the death of Charlie Kirk.
And then they're looking at, do you have no, we're like, no, she deserved it.
We're not celebrating it, though, right?
We're not like, there's no Republicans out there making videos being like, I'm glad that stupid bitch is dead.
Right?
We saved that for dinner conversations.
chrissie mayr
Like, is that any?
We've heard so much worse from regular people and comedians after Charlie Kirk died.
This is pretty, this is kind of tame to me, but my tolerance for comedy is pretty high.
phil labonte
How many places actually canceled his shows?
chrissie mayr
It was his club in the club that he was sold out at in St. Paul.
So it's in Minnesota.
sean fitzgerald
It was like six shows or something like that, right?
chrissie mayr
Yeah, let me.
sean fracek
Yeah, we love Ben.
He's been on the show.
He's great.
He's fantastic.
Yeah, I agree.
I don't think that's over the line.
I think that's where the right loses in the comedy space.
Like, finally, you see a conservative-friendly comic that's able to come up with funny material.
Like, the left's not only, you know, there's a difference between these jokes and what the left was doing with Charlie.
Charlie, they were like literally making videos, celebrating, dancing.
Like, they were in your face.
Like, these are jokes.
Like, we can make jokes.
sean fitzgerald
Yeah, he's doing something.
chrissie mayr
You can joke about anything.
sean fitzgerald
It's a comedy setting.
It's obviously in the context of him doing stand-up comedy.
He even jokes about them clipping it.
And of course they do, and they use that to cancel his shows.
The left was actually celebrating Charlie Kirk's death.
Like you had representatives in Congress go on the congressional floor, quote mine him, lie about what he said In order to justify voting down a resolution on his assassination.
Like, you've had multiple people defame him after the fact, go after his wife, like do all these crazy things post-Charlie Kirk's death.
And immediately after, even before he was dead, they were online celebrating that he got shot.
Like, this is not the same thing.
sean fracek
Yeah, conservatives like struggle with comedy because they have to be the party of seriousness and stuff.
You know, when Tony, Tony Henchcliffe did the Puerto Rico garbage island jokes, like, it was really kind of disappointing with MAGA, from my opinion.
Like, the only person that actually handled that properly was Vance.
phil labonte
People need to get over the idea that the Republicans are the party of seriousness because Donald Trump is the president.
chrissie mayr
But he's hilarious.
phil labonte
Yeah, whether you like his policies or you don't like his policies are entirely beside the point.
He's hilarious.
The fact that he's the president is actually kind of hilarious too.
The guy from The Apprentice, like the idea that the Republicans are the serious party, leave that crap in the first 25 years of the 21st century.
sean fracek
I agree with you, but actions speak louder than words.
After Tony did his set in New York, it was like the Republicans were the ones whinging, right?
It was really only Vance that came out and said, look, we're not going to get upset over jokes.
Even Trump was like, I don't know the guy, never met him.
chrissie mayr
I think the whinging was because there were some people on the right that were truly like, oh, God, is this going to screw us over?
Because people, anybody with TDS was using that.
sean fitzgerald
They were like, Puerto Ricans in Pennsylvania.
sean fracek
But the Puerto Ricans loved it.
unidentified
Yeah.
sean fracek
That was the crazy thing.
phil labonte
It's also, it was based in truth because isn't there a problem getting rid of garbage on the island of Puerto Rico?
So yeah, like the whole point of the joke is because there's actually a problem there making light of a legitimate problem.
They can't find a place to get rid of their garbage because it's an island, you know?
sean fitzgerald
Well, we're in the Jones Act.
It's expensive to ship between two U.S. ports because we have the stupid ass law that prevents that from being able to happen unless the ships are crewed, built, and like manned by a U.S. crew.
It's an absurd law that limits us not only in Puerto Rico, but in Hawaii.
But that's like a serious point that we don't need to get into.
You don't need to fact check the joke.
The point was, is that they were not going to shift all the problems that they had with the Biden economy over one joke told at Madison Square Garden.
That was like always a left-wing thing.
And yeah, a bunch of Republicans were freaking out because they're like, we're going to lose the election because Tony Hinchcliffe made a joke.
sean fracek
And the Puerto Rican voters absolutely loved it.
And yeah, Tony actually told the story.
He's like, that was actually kind of a leftist environmentalist joke, meaning like, because like you're saying, it's an environmental problem with the garbage in Puerto Rico.
chrissie mayr
The right-wing loves garbage.
unidentified
Right.
sean fracek
And thinks Puerto Ricans are garbage.
chrissie mayr
We also know recycling is a hoax.
unidentified
Yeah.
sean fracek
But I mean, the point is, it's like on the right, we need to embrace comedy.
We need to get behind people like Bankas, even Chrissy yourself.
I mean, you know, we kind of saw it with Stein's show, Alex Stein.
Like, it does struggle on the conservative vein because when you start doing wild, wacky stuff, like conservatives have a hard time supporting.
chrissie mayr
I mean, the Blaze was never built for comedy.
They should have.
It was never a priority or a concern for them.
That was just very disappointing.
unidentified
It's not.
sean fitzgerald
Glenn Beck has always been hilarious.
sean fracek
Nothing says comedy like Glenn Beck.
sean fitzgerald
It's a chalkboard.
As soon as it comes out, I know her right for whatever.
sean fracek
I gave the Blaze a lot of credit for getting behind a comedic show.
Alex Stein's feeding a black guy a banana.
I mean, this is on a comedy show.
This is on a conservative network.
I mean, that's hilarious.
chrissie mayr
Like, we need to.
Like one foot in investing in it when it should have been like, let's make this a whole department.
Let's make this a real priority.
sean fracek
Because to Phil's point, I do think the voter base, the conservatives actually do like the jokes.
It's the leaders that are the ones that whinge and, oh, it's going to lose us in the election.
It's like, no, people love these jokes.
The Puerto Ricans actually voted harder for Trump after that, after that Tony Henchcliffe joke.
It's like, yeah, we just, we need to get behind it.
chrissie mayr
We do.
ian crossland
I like Ben.
I want to say this.
I like Ben a lot.
I think he's extremely funny.
His deliveries are very funny.
I don't find jokes about if you, if you think, I've seen like if you think left and right or like Republic, if you get lost in that binary duality, it's it's not funny.
It loses comedic that, like, it's not, it's just dumb, low-hanging fruit to make half the audience laugh at their tribe, tribal joke.
It's so, it doesn't, like, real comedy gets people unexpectedly.
You don't need to fake it.
You know, you don't need to like support.
I mean, I support people that get jerked around.
I support the venue for shutting him down if they want to.
If he got hit with free speech, like legal issues, I'd be very angry if the government went after him for saying this stuff.
That's a whole other conversation.
sean fracek
Whoa, I completely disagree.
I think I don't, once you sign a contract, you should, the venue should be forced to honor that contract.
ian crossland
What does the contract say?
These are just words.
sean fracek
If Ben would have went out there and did some actual, like actionable stuff, these are words.
ian crossland
Yeah, but what's the contract say?
There might be a clause.
sean fracek
Okay, so do you argue the fact that the people that were celebrating for Charlie also face the same?
ian crossland
It was grotesque.
sean fracek
I know, but they're words at the same time.
Like, once you start shutting down speech, like, how do you become better?
ian crossland
No, I wouldn't never advocate to shut those people down.
They were just grotesque to make a joke about Charlie getting murdered.
sean fracek
You just advocated for it by telling the venue who he signed a contract with to have the ability to shut him down.
ian crossland
I thought it was grotesque making fun of Renee Good getting murdered or killed.
You know, that's what I'm saying.
sean fitzgerald
Yeah, I think, look, I agree the venue has the right to do it, depending on the contract that they negotiated with them.
They actually might not, but like, I don't support them even if they did.
They should have, they have the booking.
They sold the tickets.
Like, people, apparently, all these shows were sold out.
So people wanted to go see them.
And the venue appears to be caving to like a culture that suppresses speech rather than the government.
chrissie mayr
Sorry to interrupt you.
But like the people who always, because I'm someone who's had many shows canceled, the people who make an effort to cancel your shows are never people who buy tickets to see any comedian.
It's not like they're out there passionate and seeing left-wing comedians.
It's like they just want you impoverished.
They want your income and your livelihood demolished.
And I believe the, in a statement shared with people, the club owner, Bill Collins, said the decision came after weighing escalating risks.
Again, USSY move.
I know it's a family show.
After discussions with and concern from public authorities, legal counsel and staff combined with heightened threats, increasing, it's also your job as a comedy club to make sure you are staffing adequate security for whatever level of celebrity or edginess of the talent you have coming in.
sean fracek
They always make that argument, though.
It's always, that's their way out.
That's their, it's a security, security threat.
It's like, no, let's be real.
Like, you're just scared because he has every joke.
chrissie mayr
Increasing media attention and civil disorder, we have determined the risks and related liabilities cannot be overcome.
sean fitzgerald
It's just there's not no risk.
Like you've hosted events where like the Antifa people have showed up and surrounded the event and like we've had to walk through them in order to get there.
So there's not no risk.
I understand that as a safety concern, but this just feels like capitulation and like that's what I'm against, the cowardice.
Now, granted, if like the cost to like run this event goes up exponentially and the ticket sales don't cover that for the venue, then they have like an actual economic argument.
But it seems like he told this joke, it went viral on the internet.
And then they're like, whoa, we got to get away from that.
We can't have that because they're worried about people who weren't even going to buy tickets in the first place, but they may surround the place and like, you know, do all the crazy things that Antifa does because remember, they don't get arrested for this.
Like there's no consequences for this.
There's no January 6th style investigation that's hunting the Antifa people all around the country for trespassing.
Like they got away with the Black Lives Matter rights and then they were paid for it.
Like they got payouts from every major municipality.
So they're emboldened to do stuff like this.
So it's not nothing, but I still wish they would have stood up.
sean fracek
Yeah, I appreciate Ian taking the other side on this, but I just can't get behind it.
And we have reached out to Ben to come on the show.
Lisa has reached out, so hopefully he's been on before, too.
Yeah, he's been on.
But yeah, I mean, even with the Charlie stuff, I supported them having their right to say it.
Like, you know, if you're really against it, don't you want to see those people that are saying it?
You know, showing, it's like sunlight's the best disappointment.
ian crossland
I didn't tell anybody not to.
sean fracek
But I'm saying, but you're saying that the club should be able to cancel them.
I just fundamentally disagree.
chrissie mayr
That's your prerogative as a club owner.
Do not book these people to begin with.
sean fracek
Get out of comedy, too.
chrissie mayr
Get out of the comedy business.
But like, okay, if you want to be a woke Minneapolis comedy club, okay, then just book Septum Rings.
Just book blue-haired comedians.
ian crossland
I grew up not with like Jim Carrey and George Carlin.
I never remember them making fun of a dead person who just got killed.
It never happened.
It didn't used to happen.
sean fracek
But they were arresting Carlin for saying naughty words.
ian crossland
They were saying curse words, you know?
It's like, look where we're how far we've come because of people like Carlin.
chrissie mayr
You don't think left-wing comics were on stage making fun of Charlie Kirk's death?
I know it's true.
I've seen many clips.
ian crossland
I was talking about the 80s and 90s when I was into comedy, like really laughing, gutturally rolling over, laughing.
It wasn't making fun of people who just got killed.
That would be disgusting to do.
chrissie mayr
I don't think he is making fun of like her personally hurt.
He is making fun of the behaviors and the activism behind these stupid decisions.
sean fracek
Yeah, it's like we want to end whiteness, right?
Like you got your goal.
Like a white lady died, you know?
And yeah, not only did I see people make left-wing comics making fun of Charlie, I also saw them going after Erica a lot.
chrissie mayr
And they still are.
unidentified
Yeah.
sean fracek
And I love Tim Dillon, but he did a skit I was not a fan of.
I support the fact that he did it, but like it was like right after.
And he had like someone on impersonating Erica.
And it's like, she's done nothing wrong.
ian crossland
J.P. Sears just did some hardcore that went kind of semi-viral on Twitter where everyone's like, you went way too far, bro.
I didn't see the video.
I wouldn't watch it.
It's like seven minutes of him ripping on Erica Kirk.
unidentified
Yeah.
sean fracek
But I would never advocate to censor them.
J.P. Sears Controversy 00:14:24
chrissie mayr
No, because you know what?
Like there's people who, if it's not your cup of tea, then there's people that did enjoy it.
So they should be able to, you should be allowed to joke about literally anything and everything.
ian crossland
As a venue owner, you have to censor.
That's your job.
chrissie mayr
No, you don't.
ian crossland
No, you don't.
sean fracek
You're literally literally in Rumble right now, which is what you're saying.
chrissie mayr
Your job is to make sure that is to book good talent.
Well, that's subjective.
But your job is to make sure there's asses in the seats.
That's why a lot of these comedy club owners over the last, I don't know, 10 years or so, they'll book a TikTok talent and just be like, here's your stage.
Figure out what to do for 45 minutes an hour.
ian crossland
So not to censor the comedian once you've booked them.
Your job is to censor who comes on your venue.
If you're a platform owner, you have to know that he's a curate.
sean fitzgerald
You're curate more than censor, but I guess you're smart.
sean fracek
You wouldn't censor anyone.
sean fitzgerald
Like, not everybody gets to go up and do a booking and have that.
I understand what you're saying.
ian crossland
So curate, maybe, is a better word.
It's a neutral version of censor where, like, yes, you can come in.
No, you can't.
Like, that's a form of censorship.
sean fracek
It's based on skill, though, not content.
chrissie mayr
Yeah, I don't respect a club owner who books somebody months in advance, knowing what their content is like, knowing what their politics is like, and then just being a wuss and canceling somebody, oh, because it got a little hot because of one viral joke.
It's like, you want the comedians who you've booked to have, to go viral before you have shows.
That's the ideal scenario.
And all the shows, the shows sold out as a result.
sean fracek
And it never works.
It always has the opposite effect where it's like when you censor someone like that, just makes them bigger every single time.
It never works.
sean fitzgerald
It's also you're like, as a comedian, like you do this, you work out your material in these little like gigs.
Like it didn't used to be that you would get recorded and clipped and then, you know, before you actually like refine the joke to the point you want to present it in like a special or something like that.
So, like, it's just like a weakness in our culture that we don't understand that they're developing material over time or sometimes just throwing stuff out there.
Like, it's YouTube.
sean fracek
And YouTube's learned this lesson.
I mean, you've seen it.
It's funny.
They just had an article in one of the WAPOs or whatever, New York or whatever, being heralded for being champions of free speech, for literally fixing the problem that they created by kicking a bunch of creators off their platform forever and like censoring everyone.
But no, I mean, like, Rumble, like I said, we're at the House of Rumble right now, and that's the whole idea.
It's like, let the people on that you don't like.
That, you know, we should all be in support of that, especially doing this show, Ian.
ian crossland
To a point.
But like, I wouldn't get dog, nasty, dumb idiots to come on my podcast and talk to me.
chrissie mayr
Well, I mean, of course, yeah, that's your that's your product to platform.
sean fitzgerald
I love dog nasty.
That's why you haven't had me on.
chrissie mayr
Yeah, I haven't.
ian crossland
Now you know, and I shouldn't probably say that out loud, but yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
chrissie mayr
And I appreciate, you know, shows like this who have someone like Fuentes on.
And it's a very leftist mentality.
We were talking about this earlier to think that just because you platform somebody means you sign off and agree with every take they've ever had.
And it's just, hey, have the people on, have the people perform and let the market decide.
Let people tell you what they think.
Moving on, the Washington Post announced mass layoffs, eliminating its sports department.
It's just, it's the death rattle of the legacy media.
It continues on and on.
Let's see this.
Should we play the special report from Brett Baer?
sean fracek
Love it.
serge du preez
Whoopsie.
Oh, here we come.
bret baier
The Washington Post is laying off one-third of its staff in the newsroom and other departments.
Post began implementing large-scale cutbacks today.
It is eliminating its sports department and shrinking the number of journalists at stations overseas.
Executive editor Matt Murray says the cuts will be a shock to the system, but that the goal is to create an organization that can grow and thrive again.
sean fracek
I like Brett Baer, but he does not look like he enjoys comedy.
chrissie mayr
It's because he's had so much Botox.
He doesn't emote from his face at all.
sean fracek
He's like unbelievably serious.
But I mean, okay, shocker, the mainstream media is dying.
ian crossland
Yeah.
sean fracek
Thoughts?
ian crossland
Inevitable.
unidentified
Yeah.
ian crossland
This is since 2006.
I've seen it coming.
I'm surprised the Washington Post is still an organization at all.
Same with New York Times.
Does anyone read articles other than like this niche?
chrissie mayr
Me right now.
ian crossland
Yeah, exactly.
But have you read articles since you've been hosting in the last month?
chrissie mayr
Have I read articles?
Of course if I've read articles, Ian.
ian crossland
I asked the wrong person.
sean fracek
But what they're doing, what they're starting to do, and you're starting to see the new tactics with various outlets, they're getting into podcasting.
I know CNN, I'm forgetting her name, but they had that podcaster on for a while.
She interviewed Tim Dylan.
She interviewed Whitney, I think.
A couple of people.
sean fitzgerald
Yeah, Whitney Houston.
sean fracek
Yeah, Whitney Houston.
chrissie mayr
Yes.
sean fracek
From the grave.
But they are like, they're starting to mimic the independent media space with the podcast and stuff.
And the left constantly talks about, we need the left, Joe Rogan, right?
Like, because they know.
chrissie mayr
You had the left, Joe Rogan.
ian crossland
Yeah, it was Joe Rogan.
chrissie mayr
It was Joe Rogan.
unidentified
Yeah.
sean fitzgerald
I don't think this is like the legacy media dying.
If you look at what they're cutting, they're cutting their sports coverage.
They're cutting some of their local coverage, but they're keeping the core reason why Jeff Bezos bought the Washington Post, which is this is the paper that politicians are looking at.
This is like the main thing in DC.
Again, like we said, unless you're Trump, who's obsessed with the New York Times, but like for regular ordinary politicians, this is their thing.
So what they're cutting is like their Olympic coverage.
Like he said, they're not sending journalists overseas to the Winter Olympics.
They're cutting the sports division.
And part of the reason they're doing this is because they lost like a quarter of a million subscribers by not running an op-ed endorsing Kamala Harris last year because all these lefties are sad about it.
So in order to get back at the company, they quit their subscriptions and now they fired their sports casters.
You know, great impact right there by these wonderful individuals.
chrissie mayr
More than 300 journalists across the newsroom were impacted, but the local and international desks targeted in addition to the sports section, according to reports.
Just a handful of the sports team's 45 staffers survived the culling and were set to be reassigned around the organization.
Or maybe they could just empty it out and make it an Amazon warehouse.
sean fracek
I mean, to your point, though, Sean, yeah, the WAPO is an important spin machine for a billionaire.
I mean, that's essentially what it is at this point.
ian crossland
Yeah, he was the guy.
Bezos was the guy who said we're not running a Kamal Harris ad.
I think the executive team wanted to, and Bezos backdown.
chrissie mayr
Bezos W.
sean fitzgerald
But like, you know, who there's also like modernization that's going on here.
Like Jeff Bezos, I mean, he set up Amazon.
It's one of the most efficient companies there is.
Like, nobody is getting their sports news from a newspaper.
Like, that's not happening.
Like, we're not doing that from ESPN anymore.
Like, people go online, look up the scores really quickly.
You can even get little video highlights instantly, like on the internet.
So, like, this, a lot of this is also modernization.
Like, there's no need to have a bunch of this stuff out here.
Also, like, the international people that were covering sports, they're going to cover the Winter Olympics.
Like, who watches that?
Like, the Greeks didn't.
The Greeks didn't do sports in the winter.
You think they played ice hockey?
chrissie mayr
We need another Tanya Harding, Nancy Kerrigan situation to up these views on the Winter Olympics.
sean fitzgerald
I do think they should make her the commissioner of figure saving.
sean fracek
I do think like the interest in general in sports is like waning.
You know, I think like the getting involved in the politics has really hurt them.
Also, I just, this polymarket stuff, like the betting on it, like, I think it's destroyed it.
I think, you know, after the FBI story, I think a lot of people are looking at sports as like it's all rigged.
Like, you can't believe anything in it.
ian crossland
Betting on sports via polymarket.
unidentified
Yeah.
sean fracek
So, like, you know, like, if you have, like, they're doing all these micro bets.
So it's like, you know, I can't even name a sports guy, but like Aaron Rodgers.
chrissie mayr
What's a micro bet?
A bet smaller than three inches?
unidentified
Yeah.
ian crossland
Yes.
sean fracek
And they're Asian, right?
alex jones
Well, they bumped.
sean fitzgerald
They busted Chauncey Billups, who was, I think he was the coach of the Portland Trailblazers, like in some kind of gambling scheme.
sean fracek
Yeah, yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, and so like, you know, someone can be like, hey, Aaron Rodgers is going to like fumble three times this game or whatever.
And then Aaron Rodgers knows that this is like, you know, these bets are happening.
And Aaron, I'm not saying anything bad about him because he's great.
But, you know, he could be like, oh, I'm going to fumble three times and then that thing's going to come true.
Remember the dildo story in the NBA?
Remember, it's like the odds are the odds of like someone throwing a dildo on the court.
sean fitzgerald
Oh, and then you could bet on the color.
chrissie mayr
And then you can bet on the colour.
sean fracek
So then all someone had to do is just go throw the dildo.
ian crossland
Dude, it's so true.
Cauchy or a polymarket, any of these, they could say odds that Ian's going to say graphene tonight.
And I could go there, bet on it, and then say it and collect money.
That's got to be a felony.
I mean, it's got to be.
sean fracek
It's not illegal.
ian crossland
Bordering on like $1,000.
I'll make $1,000 or more in that.
phil labonte
Because it's technically not.
It's technically not betting.
It's prediction markets.
unidentified
Right.
sean fracek
It's prediction.
sean fitzgerald
But there's an example of this.
Like, there was somebody in the Trump team that was aware of the Maduro raid, and he put like $40,000 on Maduro being removed from power the day before.
And I believe they arrested that guy.
sean fracek
So, but I'm just saying.
sean fitzgerald
He did win big, though.
sean fracek
Yeah, I do think, but I think that's hurt sports, though.
Like, the betting was already out of control.
But now that you have all these micro bets, I really do think people think sports are rigged.
And that was the whole thing with Aaron Rodgers.
Remember when he was saying the colors and he knew who was going to be in the Super Bowl?
I think there's a growing.
You remember this?
sean fitzgerald
This is Aaron Rodgers being an idiot like that.
alex jones
No, I heard it color.
sean fracek
I don't know.
Did we fact-check him?
He might have been right.
sean fitzgerald
Like that year where that theory really took off, it's the color theory, that the logo of the Super Bowl, the colors of the teams will always match the logo.
Therefore, the biggest.
But the year that theory blew up, it was like two years ago.
Like the incorrect team colors made it to the Super Bowl.
ian crossland
Right.
sean fitzgerald
It was just a coincidence.
But to think a lot of teams have like red in their color scheme or it's like not that to think like the betting markets don't affect the game has been disproven by the FBI.
ian crossland
So you think the game, the players in the game are seeing these prediction markets and it's affecting their game?
sean fracek
They play 100% now.
And then their friends and their family can be in these prediction markets.
chrissie mayr
Unless you're Shohei Otani, then you get off 100% scot-free.
sean fitzgerald
It was just his close friend and interpreter.
chrissie mayr
Oh, of course.
Nothing to do with it.
ian crossland
Is that the dude in the baseball?
sean fitzgerald
The Japanese guy, Japanese Babe Ruth.
You don't know about that.
chrissie mayr
He's like Asian Aaron Judge.
sean fitzgerald
No, no, he's Japanese Babe Ruth.
He's a pitcher and a hitter.
unidentified
Right, right.
chrissie mayr
I mean, like, he's just as big as Aaron Judge.
sean fracek
Shots fired.
unidentified
Oh.
phil labonte
Why is that shots fired?
sean fitzgerald
He's the $700 million.
sean fracek
He's a hitter?
sean fitzgerald
He's a $700 million man.
ian crossland
Oh, that's great.
And he's Japanese.
sean fitzgerald
And he's like the most Japanese guy ever because he got a $700 million contract.
You know, you give a contract like that to some athlete in America from the hood.
Like, they're broke in like two weeks somehow.
Like, it's amazing.
But he's like the most Japanese man ever.
So he deferred almost all of the money.
He only makes $2 million a year.
Everything else is going to be paid to him later on with interest.
You know, that's like high levels.
chrissie mayr
He'll be able to open so many dry cleaners and nail salons.
sean fitzgerald
Laundromats, you know.
chrissie mayr
Laundromats.
sean fracek
But I mean, as far as like WAPO, so Sean, you're saying that's not a big deal with WAPO.
It's fun.
sean fitzgerald
Look, there is a big deal when you're laying off journalists because as much as fun as it is to make fun of the media, like we don't do as commentary people original reporting.
So like even though you don't like a lot of these people, like I'm not going to a war zone to like report the facts of a war zone.
sean fracek
But these are few people out there.
You have the Shirley.
sean fitzgerald
You're going to have fewer people.
Well, Nick Shirley's not going to, well, Somalia, little Somalia, little Mogodishi man.
Yeah.
chrissie mayr
You probably smell it.
sean fitzgerald
But like a lot of people are not going out to these things to do on-the-ground reporting.
And Nick Shirley, that blew up for him, sure.
But like, that's like one instance.
Like, you know what I mean?
sean fracek
Yeah.
sean fitzgerald
And, you know, it could have gotten really violent if there were actually Somali children in those places.
But I guess with the advantage of it, they get real sketchy.
ian crossland
It's inevitable, Sean.
I think you're right.
Well, I think it's inevitable.
And alluding to what you're saying, the AI is coming.
AI is going to be writing the articles.
They don't need dudes to sit there and do it.
AI can do the research 10 times faster, write the article, have another AI check it, have five other AIs check it.
phil labonte
That already happens when you ask Rock or if you ask, you know, you go to Google and just let it go in AI mode.
Ask whatever question, who won this game or what was the score, or what was the spread?
All that stuff's already.
chrissie mayr
AI can summarize emails now.
alex jones
Yeah.
phil labonte
In your phone.
sean fracek
And we also don't have to send boots on the ground and journalists.
We can literally send drones and kind of.
sean fitzgerald
Kind of.
ian crossland
Yeah, it's not quite because you don't have the drones, can't ask questions yet.
chrissie mayr
And the drones can't wear boots.
sean fracek
Fair.
phil labonte
Yeah.
sean fracek
Yeah.
sean fitzgerald
And the AI summarizing emails is like cool until you get a one-sentence email and the summary is like four sentences.
chrissie mayr
Like, all right, guys.
sean fitzgerald
Google, what are you doing?
phil labonte
It's not always more efficient.
Most of the time, it's more efficient.
ian crossland
I wonder what WAPO's direction is going to go.
Like, they need a social network.
phil labonte
They just need to do the same thing.
chrissie mayr
This is a win in this whole thing.
I'm among the hundreds of people laid off by the post.
Emmanuel Felton, the WAPO's first race and ethnicity reporter reported on X. That's a victory.
sean fracek
Yeah.
phil labonte
Yeah.
It's good you were laid off.
sean fracek
No.
phil labonte
If your whole entire, you know, your whole entire job title is like reporting on racism, that's what you got to go.
chrissie mayr
We don't need, we can just look at crime statistics on our own.
What do we need a race and ethnicity report?
I wasn't even trying to make a joke.
I mean, yes, it's a joke.
ian crossland
And you get like, what are those called?
Not vultures, but those reporters that want crime, night crawlers.
They'll go out looking for crime and then there's a movie about it.
Jake Jillenhall, he would actually make the crime happen so he could report on it.
Someone's out there looking for racism.
chrissie mayr
Supply and demand.
sean fracek
Yeah.
phil labonte
Well, yeah, I mean, that's, I mean, but there's entire college departments based on that.
Humanities departments are basically just like all about race and ethnicity and stuff now.
sean fitzgerald
Like race instances and like journalism, like fact-based journalism, like you don't think they go together.
You think they're like bananas and rice, but they kind of are like bananas and rice in that they go together when you really think about it.
Why Sidney Sweeney Seems Like a Better Hang 00:13:10
unidentified
Oh my God.
sean fracek
Ian doesn't get it.
That she was an idiot.
chrissie mayr
Did you see the bananas and rice lady?
unidentified
Oh, no.
sean fracek
I was a joining on her show.
sean fitzgerald
She's never seen Somali Smollett.
chrissie mayr
I think she got arrested.
ian crossland
Oh, I missed it.
unidentified
I'm sorry.
ian crossland
I missed that newsletter.
sean fitzgerald
Somali Smollett.
chrissie mayr
Somaliette.
phil labonte
Yeah.
The most Somali thing is bananas and rice.
ian crossland
Oh, I think I'm starting to remember.
sean fracek
Yeah.
sean fitzgerald
Oh, that and the head shape.
sean fracek
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't necessarily know.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, so let's play a giveaway.
chrissie mayr
We might save that.
Should we save that for the after show?
We're going to save that for the after show.
sean fracek
Oh, man.
chrissie mayr
We're keeping this a serious broadcast, John.
sean fitzgerald
The family broadcast.
chrissie mayr
Speaking of serious broadcast calls for serious news topics, this has been one, and there's a lot of men, all men, almost all men on this show tonight, which means we need to talk about this very important, viral topic, and that is who is more attractive, Sabrina Carpenter or Sidney Sweeney.
Not to toot my own horn, but this tweet I tweeted did very well.
Oh, straight men are so straight men are attracted to what seems like a low-maintenance beauty, confidence, and a sense of humor, while women and gays notice and appreciate obvious effort into one's appearance.
Also, I can assume any smart man is turned off by an obvious Hollywood clapping seal who resembles a young Hillary Clinton.
This has been a much debated topic.
It seems like more women are going to go for Sabrina Carpenter, especially liberal women are going to prefer her.
And it seems.
phil labonte
Maybe they're wrong.
chrissie mayr
It seems like Sidney Sweeney, of course, obviously.
It goes without saying her knockers are A ⁇ , S-tier knockers, for sure.
Maybe that's why a lot of the men folks seem to like her.
But I also think Sidney Sweeney, and I was, I forget who I was tweeting with about this, but I think part of what certainly men, I mean, correct me, men around me, but she seems to be a little bit more at ease with herself, not so constructed, not so manufactured like Sabrina is.
She seems to just be comfortable in her own skin.
She's not out there, you know, pretending to be liberal.
She handled the whole American Eagle jeans controversy, I think, with a lot of class and grace.
Grace.
You can't just have a little grace.
So, I don't know.
Ian, what do you think?
ian crossland
Sidney's so much hotter is what I think.
chrissie mayr
You think Sidney's hot?
ian crossland
I'll tell you why.
Because that Sabrina Carpenter, does she have a cheek job done or something?
unidentified
Her cheek job?
ian crossland
Her cheeks all.
Did she get a bunch of facial cheeks?
Or is that just her face?
chrissie mayr
Those might be her own cheeks.
ian crossland
Or is this just her?
Is that her normal face without plastic surgery?
That girl on the right?
sean fitzgerald
That's just makeup?
chrissie mayr
You know, I can't confirm.
She may use fillers, some Botox, but I think those are her original cheeks.
ian crossland
All the weird ass chemicals that people inject are like health reduction.
What makes a girl hot is healthiness?
If she's shooting stuff into her face, that's gross and unhealthy and makes her sicker, which makes her a less viable candidate for mating, which makes her less attractive.
chrissie mayr
Those boobs look healthy.
phil labonte
I don't care about that.
The strongest evidence that Sidney Sweeney is more attractive is women are saying that Sabrina Carpenter is more attractive.
unidentified
Yes.
phil labonte
The fact that women are saying because women undercut each other all the time.
sean fracek
That's fair.
phil labonte
You know, there's evidence that a hairdresser will cut the hair of a woman they think that.
Yeah, a hairdresser that they, if they're cutting the hair of a woman they think is prettier than them, they will cut their hair shorter than if they think the woman is not as attractive as them.
chrissie mayr
That's crazy.
I mean, I have an old Italian shout out to Rita at Salon Bottega in White Plains.
She would never do such a thing.
sean fracek
You know, here's a hot take.
I don't think any of them, either of them are hot.
When you see these girls that are in your marriage, baby, just because you don't like to answer your wife is a hotel.
phil labonte
Just because you don't think they're hot doesn't mean you can't say one is prettier than the other.
sean fracek
No, what I'm saying is neither of them look like this in real life.
I mean, this is what Hollywood is doing.
phil labonte
Sidney Sweeney probably looks like that.
She was just doing an interview.
Look at that picture of Sidney Sweeney.
chrissie mayr
She's just wearing a jacket and some sass.
sean fracek
I'm telling you, these Hollywood tips and tricks that they do on these girls and guys, like, these people do not look like what they look like in these photos.
Come on.
You guys, you know.
sean fitzgerald
Thank you.
sean fracek
And you were in Hollywood.
You know.
ian crossland
Yeah, but not always.
Sometimes you get canned shots.
I mean, that is, I don't think she's even, she's probably wearing makeup, Sidney on the left.
sean fracek
A little hundred percent.
chrissie mayr
But she's not.
sean fracek
She just kind of looks normal.
But photos can get doctored up after the fact.
I mean, come on.
sean fitzgerald
But that's from a video.
chrissie mayr
This is a screenshot.
sean fitzgerald
An interview where that interviewer was trying to embarrass her.
phil labonte
Yeah, and I wouldn't say that I'm not, you're right that there are consistently photos of people put out that are doctored and stuff, but this particular photo of Sidney Sweeney is very much a normal, not done up, because you've seen pictures of Sidney Sweeney when she's got just as much makeup as Sabrina Carpenter there.
And I think she looks pretty in those photos, but you can tell the difference between the type of makeup that she's wearing when she's on the red carpet or when she's done up for a photo shoot.
I mean, she just released a lingerie brand or whatever.
All the pictures of that, she's all very done up, a lot of lipstick and blah, blah, blah.
And so you can really tell the difference.
That particular picture that we were just showing, right there, right, go up.
chrissie mayr
Let's see.
Let's show this one to the people.
phil labonte
That's Sidney Sweeney when she's got a lot of makeup on.
So she's done up.
chrissie mayr
I don't even see makeup.
I don't know what you're talking about.
sean fracek
Oh, my God.
phil labonte
But the picture in question, she's just wearing normal, like, I'm going out to do interviews kind of makeup.
sean fitzgerald
Yeah, like, listen, guys, it's not that complicated.
The answer is would.
unidentified
Come on.
sean fitzgerald
Like, we're not, we don't need to be gay and factor in personality or political beliefs.
We're talking about attractiveness.
Now, there's like a bunch of ways you could rate it.
Like, Sabrina Carpenter's two years younger.
That's a positive.
You know, that's, that's usually better.
chrissie mayr
Who is like, that's nothing.
sean fitzgerald
I mean, you know, it's something.
Like, he's talking about fertility, you know, so like, you got to factor that in.
But yeah, like, I like, they're attractive women.
I, I understand why people prefer Sidney Sweeney.
I probably would be in that camp as well.
Um, and that's probably because I saw Sabrina Carpenter in that tall girl movie and I didn't like it.
chrissie mayr
Tall girl movie.
sean fitzgerald
Yeah, Netflix is tall girl.
It's an amazing thing.
Sabrina is very little, she's the little big sister to tall girl.
But yeah, like there's no need to be like super gay about it and be like, ooh, this is a good thing.
This is a both hole.
These are both photoshops.
Like, bro, relax.
Calm down.
Woodwood.
And I got to give love to Tony Ortiz, who's super right-wing, the current Revolt guy, because he loves Sabrina Carpenter.
And yeah, he's not apologetic about it.
chrissie mayr
And this is Sabrina with no makeup.
ian crossland
Beautiful.
sean fitzgerald
Look at that.
phil labonte
Gorgeous.
Sabrina Carpenter with no makeup, really?
chrissie mayr
I don't know how old this photo is.
phil labonte
And there's also a lot of people who are not going to be like, oh, nothing like.
sean fracek
That's what I'm saying.
chrissie mayr
Yeah.
ian crossland
I would love to see her.
I would love to bet that she's going to have makeup.
Just be more au naturale.
I mean, she's got great bone structure.
sean fracek
What's the point I'm making?
Like, we were talking about this last night.
So, like, literally in Hollywood, what they do is they take the foreskin of Asian babies and they thread it into their face to keep themselves young.
I mean, what's going on in Hollywood is absolutely insane.
To preserve beauty.
ian crossland
Man, there's something.
chrissie mayr
Wow, I wasn't prepared for that.
sean fitzgerald
Yeah, that's a deep cut.
ian crossland
Oh, Madonna.
That was someone I was thinking.
sean fracek
No, Sandra Bullock.
Sandra Bullock exposed that on the Ellen show.
chrissie mayr
Right, I remember that.
ian crossland
I was just thinking all the work Madonna had done and, like, man, she was a good-looking woman, and now she looks like kind of a creature that was created in a laboratory.
chrissie mayr
In Hollywood, the options are get old and be irrelevant or look insane.
sean fracek
Yeah.
ian crossland
And then, like, or be Kate Blanchett?
Like, is there a few actresses that are like in their 70s 70s?
unidentified
Yeah.
ian crossland
No, Pam Anderson is an example of what a turnaround career that woman has had.
Sex object, always made up in her 20s, 30s, and now she doesn't wear makeup.
sean fracek
It's great.
unidentified
Yeah.
sean fitzgerald
Well, that was like her makeup artist died, and like she didn't want anybody else to do her makeup.
Like, there was actually something sweet.
chrissie mayr
Maybe she just didn't know how to do her own makeup because she's so reliant on the makeup artists.
sean fracek
That's fair.
That's fair.
ian crossland
And it's wow.
She looks like a different person.
sean fracek
That is a thing in Hollywood.
They have their own.
chrissie mayr
Either of you, any of you mentioned this, but like part of why people find Sidney Sweeney, because it's just maybe she seems like a better hang.
Is that part of it?
phil labonte
Yeah, I mean, she definitely seems more down to earth.
sean fracek
I don't know.
I even, I think that's performative.
Like, you're just like everything about 100%.
Like, when you're in the middle of the day, just let your penis take your wheel shot.
Okay.
ian crossland
Just for a minute.
phil labonte
For once.
sean fracek
No, no, no.
When you're married as long as I am, you start thinking logically about things.
And I think the conservatives backed the wrong horse with this one.
I don't think Sidney Sweeney is a friendly wrong horse.
Yeah, wrong horse.
sean fitzgerald
There's a chance she could come out as left-wing in the future.
You think you're right about that?
phil labonte
Yeah, I am.
sean fitzgerald
Let's be real.
Like, you know, again, while I don't like Sabrina Carper, I didn't even know she made music until my wife told me.
Like, I don't like her because of that tall girl movie.
Like, Sidney Sweeney's in that Euphoria show.
And, like, you think you're going in there to see Sidney Sweeney, but the whole season one, it's like some fat girl discovering her sexuality and like Zendaya just being like on the show.
So, like, you know, that is kind of a crime against Sidney Sweeney or like a mark against her that she lures you into that show, right?
sean fracek
Yeah, 100%.
Like, and she's, you got to remember, like, she's a product of the people around her.
And in Hollywood, it is literal crazy people.
sean fitzgerald
Like, but she lives in Florida and she's a registered Republican.
chrissie mayr
And she's dating Scooter Braun, who discovered Justin Bieber.
sean fitzgerald
And Trump has the best clip ever where he's like, if she's a regular, a registered Republican, I love her ad.
If she's a registered Republican.
sean fracek
Yeah, well, again, we'll see.
I mean, like, only time will tell, but I do think she is one that's going to turn as soon as being MAGA isn't cool.
chrissie mayr
You think she's a fair weather?
sean fracek
I hundred percent.
ian crossland
She's not really MAGA.
sean fracek
She's not really Whitney Cummings.
Shots fired.
unidentified
Whoa.
ian crossland
What about what about Whitney?
sean fracek
No, you missed it.
phil labonte
Oh, I missed it.
ian crossland
Did you guys dog on my girl?
phil labonte
Whitney?
sean fracek
I love Whitney.
ian crossland
Love you, babe.
unidentified
She's married.
ian crossland
She's happy now.
Got a little one.
Come on, Sidney Sweeney all the way.
sean fitzgerald
Her jeans are blue.
Sorry.
sean fracek
Her jeans are blue.
ian crossland
I love Sidney Sweeney.
I want to have her on the show one day.
Yeah, you would.
chrissie mayr
I should.
sean fitzgerald
Frasik wouldn't.
ian crossland
He's like, ew, women.
sean fracek
I've been married too long.
phil labonte
He's like, ew.
chrissie mayr
How long have you been married?
sean fracek
15 years.
chrissie mayr
So is that when you stop seeing other women?
sean fracek
Yeah, then it's actually a great feeling for you young guys.
Like when you're married that long, like you're older than you.
sean fitzgerald
Wait, are you from Vermont?
Because there wasn't gay marriage legal for 15 years.
sean fracek
I don't think gay exists.
I don't think gay people are real.
chrissie mayr
I think it's just a fame.
sean fracek
He just keep telling me that you're a real person.
That's just fake 100%.
ian crossland
Hey, in my defense, I didn't bring up the Sidney Sweeney, Sarah Carpenter.
sean fracek
No, fair.
unidentified
I did.
chrissie mayr
It was me.
sean fracek
It was all.
ian crossland
I'm trying to answer questions.
But I was getting turned on.
sean fracek
It was a total girl story.
ian crossland
I was trying to not talk too much because I was like, the more I say it, you know, the more real it becomes.
chrissie mayr
Microphone's moving without your hands.
phil labonte
You all right there, Ian?
ian crossland
I think I'm fine.
sean fitzgerald
Scoot your way.
I think I chose my seat poorly.
ian crossland
This show got weird.
sean fracek
Yeah.
ian crossland
So what would you rate?
unidentified
10.
ian crossland
They're both 10s, basically.
Okay.
unidentified
Yeah.
chrissie mayr
I mean, it's just who would get a wood?
sean fitzgerald
Listen, number ratings are also gay because, like, don't use math.
sean fracek
Yeah.
ian crossland
Just yes or no.
unidentified
Right.
ian crossland
Hot or not.
Wood or you guys remember hotternot.com?
sean fitzgerald
It's wood or like, you know, that's really it.
phil labonte
Wood or eh.com.
sean fitzgerald
Wood.
phil labonte
Yeah, I mean, look, they're both pretty, but I do think that it's pretty simple to say, look, I prefer this look or that look or that person to the other person.
There is some kind of substance, I think, to Sean's point that, you know, the whole makeup thing there, they really do overdo it, I think.
But the idea that you can never find pictures of people in Hollywood without makeup, I think that's totally wrong, too.
sean fracek
Yeah, I agree.
And it's, I mean, it's all fake.
Everything in Hollywood's fake.
phil labonte
Wait, you just agreed that you can find pictures of people.
unidentified
Oh, no.
sean fracek
You said you can?
Oh, no.
I think they bury that stuff, just like their real name.
sean fitzgerald
There's candid photos that people posted of Cydne Sweeney where they like shot her in a pool in her backyard.
unidentified
Yeah.
phil labonte
So there's popularity photos everywhere.
sean fitzgerald
Well, TMZ does that all the time.
sean fracek
What I loved about Whitney, I don't know if you guys know a story.
So she like she was being blackmailed on Instagram because she was like doing a some kind of dress rehearsal and like doing a wardrobe change or whatever.
And like on her phone, she had a picture like where like one of her boobs popped out.
chrissie mayr
You guys know, but you know this story, but you can't tell if women are attractive.
God.
sean fracek
Oh, no, it's a great story because this is exactly how you should handle it.
So she had a black chip, someone hack her Instagram account and then use those photos as blackmail.
Right.
Kamala's Political Future 00:12:53
sean fracek
And they said, yeah, so they were like, hey, you know, we have all this dirt on you.
We're going to release all this stuff.
If you don't, you know, give us, it's like whatever, hundreds of thousands of dollars or whatever.
chrissie mayr
Mild bath water.
sean fracek
Yeah.
So you know what she did?
phil labonte
Release them.
unidentified
Yeah.
sean fracek
That's exactly how you handle it.
chrissie mayr
That's diabolical.
unidentified
Yeah.
sean fracek
She's like, you know what?
We got these blackmailers.
They're coming after me.
I'm just going to release this on my own.
I think that's the perfect way to do it.
chrissie mayr
Breaking news from our favorite cackling hyena.
It's true.
Kamala Harris just said on her Twitter, she will be running again.
Wow.
phil labonte
That's pure comedy.
ian crossland
That is that her actual comma HQ?
Is that not her personal account?
That's like the campaign account.
sean fracek
That's the campaign account.
ian crossland
She's running.
sean fracek
Well, this was the announcement.
ian crossland
What is that noise?
phil labonte
It's a terrible mistake.
unidentified
Yeah.
phil labonte
Last time that she ran, not when she ran against Donald Trump, when she was inserted after Joe Biden had to drop out, but when she ran, she dropped out before California because she was going to win zero delegates.
And if you win zero delegates, your political in your home state, your political career is over.
She has no chance.
Absolutely no chance.
sean fitzgerald
There's more context to that.
They moved California up in the primary cycle to Super Tuesday to give her a bigger advantage.
And she was gone before Iowa.
So they actually were trying to rig it in favor of her.
It ended up helping Bernie Sanders of all people because that's the one state he won on Super Tuesday that mattered and kept him in the race a little longer.
And she still blew it.
sean fracek
I think this is great.
I can't wait.
There's going to be so much good content coming out of this.
You know, her laugh.
We're going to get more takes.
Will the Democrats do what they did last time, though, and install her?
phil labonte
Well, no, because they don't have the presidency.
They're not going to do that.
They're going to have a primary, and she's going to get absolutely BTFO.
I mean, look, it's incredibly likely that it's going to be Gavin Newsome.
I know it's still early, you know, but Gavin Newsom is the one that really is kind of in the pole position now.
I don't know who else is going to jump in.
You know, it's too early to say that someone's going to win.
But Kamala Harris has lost twice now.
You know, I don't see her being able to convince even Democrats that she's the heir apparent.
ian crossland
She must have an agenda, something she wants to say to the world, and she wants to take six weeks to do it.
So she's going to raise a bunch of money, blow people's money, get her agenda spoken, and then defer to Gavin Newsome and become maybe his VP or endorse AOC and Gavin Newsome.
phil labonte
Imagine Kamala's blessing twice.
How embarrassing.
sean fracek
Oh, man.
chrissie mayr
I think she's going to endorse the auto pen.
I think it's going to be her full support behind our previous president.
sean fracek
Well, what's going to be interesting is whether or not she does Joe Rogan.
So, like, Joe's told the story on this.
And, you know, her team was like, oh, you know, Joe canceled or he didn't want me on or whatever.
That wasn't the story.
Like, Joe actually told the actual story where, you know, they had a date worked out.
They had, you know, the booking set and everything.
And they're the ones that backed out on Joe.
And they, they, I forgot.
Um, I don't know if they actually had the date, but like he was trying his butt off to get her on the show and her team was refusing.
phil labonte
I think she's gonna have like it'll be interesting to see if he allows her to go back on if she doesn't spend the next, well, if she hasn't spent the past year doing everything she can to get ready and spend the next three years doing media, do it, do like doing practice media, doing media training stuff.
Like if she hasn't done that, she has no chance.
If AOC runs, which I don't know, I mean, look, congress people generally don't run.
They don't really have a chance, but AOC kind of has her finger on the pulse of the Democrat Party.
If AOC runs, AOC will smoke her because she's far more politically talented.
sean fracek
Good on social.
phil labonte
Yeah, she has no chance.
Better at making no chance.
sean fitzgerald
It depends because we don't know how Ocasio-Cortez is going to do with black voters and the way the Democratic primary is structured, which is why I was able to predict Biden winning the primary a year before it happened and turning around in South Carolina.
Is that you have Iowa, New Hampshire, then you have Nevada, and then it's all majority black states.
So if you can't win older black voters, you can't get through it.
And a lot of times they vote for the establishment candidate with name recognition.
So like she might have a better chance than you're giving her credit for in the primary or at least earlier on.
phil labonte
Who do you think Clyburn would prefer?
sean fitzgerald
Because Clyburn's both, he's the one who pushed Biden to put her on the ticket in the first place.
phil labonte
Do you think Clyburn would go with AOC or Kamala?
sean fitzgerald
Not AOC.
But he's the one who pushed to get Kamala on Biden's ticket in the first place.
phil labonte
But do you think he'd choose over AOC if the two for sure?
Yeah.
Really?
sean fitzgerald
Because what does AOC do for him?
phil labonte
Yeah.
sean fracek
Well, and I think Newsom definitely will be the candidate.
And not because of the hair, but because he actually, unlike AOC, has gone on the other side.
He had Charlie on.
He talks to conservatives.
He's been doing the outreach on the other side.
AOC doesn't.
AOC doesn't go on, you know, Rogan's podcast or even, you know, Lex Friedman, even safe, you know, not liberal podcasts.
You won't do it.
So I think that's going to hurt her.
sean fitzgerald
I genuinely think, though, if you're a Democrat and you're looking at your candidates, you should never just go get Kamala Harris's book 107 Days and realize that this is somebody you should never vote for for president because the whole thing is excuses.
And it's like, if only I had more time.
If only I would have loved to talk about this policy idea, but only I had more time.
It's like, it's like, first of all, her biggest boost was in the beginning.
So she needed less time.
They needed to announce her and run the propaganda campaign like two days before the election and hope that that worked.
But like, she's been in politics forever.
She was the vice president for years.
Biden was super old.
And like, you know, like we wish him well and all that.
He could have passed away at any point in time.
And she's like, I had no time to think of a policy agenda.
She was doing nothing her whole time as VP.
So she's like, oh, I had no time to do anything.
She has no plan.
All she wants is her own power.
Like, that's it.
And also, crucial question, Kamala or Hillary.
sean fracek
What do you mean, Kamala or Hillary?
phil labonte
You don't.
Honestly, Hillary.
chrissie mayr
I have to say Kamala just because Hillary is there's so easy.
phil labonte
He's president or something else.
sean fitzgerald
You got to put him in the front in their presence.
sean fracek
He's talking about something else.
unidentified
Oh, you're talking about.
ian crossland
Hillary Clinton's way high.
chrissie mayr
I would say Kamala.
unidentified
Really?
chrissie mayr
Yes, that's easy if you had to.
ian crossland
Certainly set up smart for the audience.
I'm what do they call sapiosexual?
I like the well, I said the word sexual.
It just means I could turn on my like a smart mind, you know, like the mind gets me.
So Hillary, you know, way.
Kamala.
chrissie mayr
You're not worried like if you performed poorly, Hillary would, you know, have you thrown in a bag and dumped in the air.
phil labonte
I don't worry wants Hillary to throw him in the bag.
sean fracek
I can't wait for like the part two of Mindy Kaling and Kamala doing Indian cooking or whatever the hell they were doing.
Oh, it's going to be great.
phil labonte
No, I think that I think that the Democrats, well, I don't actually know.
I don't know.
I want to say if the Democrats were smart, they would go with someone like Gavin Newsome.
They've lost.
You know, every time they've run a woman or an identity candidate, they've lost.
They ran Joe Biden, white guy.
If they went with Gavin Newsome, they probably have the best chance.
sean fracek
I agree.
And he's, like I said, he's the one that's really, he started his own podcast.
Like, I can't stand the guy, but he gets it more than the other candidates.
phil labonte
And his policies would be just as far left as Kamala Harris.
You know, he's not, he's not like some kind of centrist guy.
He may run as a centrist guy.
You know, he went on Sean Ryan's podcast and said, oh, I'm a gun owner, B.S.
But, like, he could run as a centrist and then all the policies, just like Biden, you know, like, I'm, I'm the middle-of-the-road kind of normal Democrat guy.
Then he gets in, and next thing you know, there's dudes whipping fake boobs out on the White House lawn.
ian crossland
I think that it's going to be Kamala, AOC, and Gavin on stage at some point debating.
Kamala will probably inevitably drop out, and then AOC and Gavin will go at it, and then people will love seeing their camaraderie, and then AOC will bow out and become his VP.
sean fracek
But AOC hasn't said she's running yet, right?
ian crossland
But I mean, who else?
Who else has any charisma in that party?
phil labonte
The only way he's going to run, there's people out there.
JP's person.
sean fitzgerald
Oh, yeah, he's definitely going to run.
But the only way AOC wouldn't run is if she runs for that senate seat.
chrissie mayr
And I think it's a good thing.
sean fitzgerald
It's probably smarter to do that, too.
chrissie mayr
Wanting to follow in Pelosi's footsteps and basically be the next run the house.
sean fitzgerald
But remember, Wes Moore from Maryland is going to run.
Like, that's Obama's chosen person that probably will get that Clyburn endorsement.
Like, there's a bunch of candidates that they have.
I mean, Nick Shirley did knock out Tim Waltz, who was going to say, I hope she picks him again.
sean fracek
He might be in jail.
ian crossland
Waltz knocks himself out.
If he was overseeing that, go.
sean fracek
He is retarded.
Sorry.
Like, when he was on the campaign, like, oh, they got all so upset when Trump said he was retarded.
chrissie mayr
Like, he really is.
It's so scary.
He was a sneeze away from being VP.
sean fracek
He was like, dude, like, he literally had, like, retarded gestures, like, on stage and stuff.
His frown?
ian crossland
His face was like, yeah.
sean fracek
It's like a face.
sean fitzgerald
He smiles.
unidentified
Yeah.
sean fracek
Yeah.
It was horrible.
I saw him actually live in Milwaukee.
He was like just the biggest idiot on stage.
And, you know, she tried to be presidential and stuff, but he's like, you know, they just picked him because he's a white dude.
chrissie mayr
And that, that was all they were doing.
sean fitzgerald
Well, and because he wasn't Josh Shapiro tanked the interview.
So like there was that.
And like, it's funny because you read the, there's a campaign book.
I forgot what it was, Fire or something like that.
And they're like, Josh Shapiro did not want to be her VP.
And he basically told her that he was not a guy who plays second fiddle.
Then you read Kamala Harris's book and she can't ever take a loss.
So it's like, oh, I felt like my driver didn't like Josh Shapiro.
And this is literally in the book.
chrissie mayr
You're driving.
Yeah, Louis Brown.
sean fitzgerald
No, no, her Swedish driver is a really good assessment of character.
And she's like, I didn't, I didn't like that he didn't, um, he didn't want to like listen to me or some such thing.
So she didn't take him.
She didn't take the astronaut from Arizona because he didn't endorse the PRO Act early enough.
ian crossland
So, like, Mark Kelly.
unidentified
Yeah.
sean fitzgerald
So it was a terrible, it was a terrible choice on her part.
sean fracek
We'll never get Kamala, but maybe we get Montel Williams on here.
That'd be great.
So true.
sean fitzgerald
Menagé trois.
chrissie mayr
Spilling all the tea.
And guys, definitely don't try to hack the password to Kamala HQ.
Should we pull up that image?
Is that funny?
alex jones
Yes.
chrissie mayr
Do not try to hack it.
sean fracek
She should say, don't come.
chrissie mayr
Hold on for a second.
serge du preez
Don't come.
chrissie mayr
Oh, okay.
unidentified
Yeah.
sean fracek
Don't come would have been a better joke.
ian crossland
I can't believe that.
sean fitzgerald
I can't believe in one of the closest elections of all time.
Hillary Clinton is currently winning in the poll.
Like, you guys know Kamala cooks.
She talks about food all the time.
sean fracek
Yeah, I know.
She cooks Indian food with Mindy Kale.
sean fitzgerald
Half of her book is like, I was cooking up pancakes.
I was making Dougie's favorite thing.
By the way, get the audiobook.
Kamala Harris reads it herself.
phil labonte
Oh, God.
sean fitzgerald
It is excruciating.
sean fracek
I think Indians have lost so much favor that she's going to really have to lean in on the black side this time.
sean fitzgerald
Well, that's what she's going to last.
chrissie mayr
She's at this switch.
sean fracek
She kind of did.
She code switched.
She was going back up.
sean fitzgerald
Well, I mean, she was doing.
She did a Sophia Vegar accent at one point.
She's like, I love you.
That's right.
sean fracek
So she was doing whatever, but like, you know, except for Joe Rogan's podcast.
unidentified
She did everything.
sean fitzgerald
No, no, I meant like everyone.
chrissie mayr
Yeah, that really hurt her.
I mean, she was screwed anyway.
sean fitzgerald
I like when she finally did the interview with Tim Walz and they put her at a little baby desk, like made her look as weak as possible in the restaurant.
Like real, real, real great stuff right there.
phil labonte
Yeah, I mean, I'm excited that she's running again because we're going to get a ton of comedy out of it.
I love it.
sean fitzgerald
We don't know if she's running.
She might announce a non-profit.
phil labonte
Yeah, Clinton.
chrissie mayr
Maybe she might announce a competing lingerie line.
sean fracek
I mean, that is a fair point.
Is it a little early to announce your running?
Why?
sean fitzgerald
Unless she's announcing a run for the governor of California, which there was rumors that she was thinking about doing that.
sean fracek
Yeah, because we still got.
phil labonte
I saw some years that it looks like that a Republican might actually be, or two Republicans might be on the ballot for California government.
sean fitzgerald
That's it.
sean fracek
They all split.
sean fitzgerald
They're going to drop out because of the way their jungle primary works.
sean fracek
Yeah, but it's like the Republicans like in New York.
Like, what was that guy's name that ran?
He was not a Republican.
sean fitzgerald
Lee Zeldon?
sean fracek
No.
The guy that got like none of the guy with the beret.
sean fitzgerald
Oh, Kirsty.
Curse Lee.
chrissie mayr
Yes, he should have won.
He just doesn't have enough money.
sean fracek
He's not a real Republican.
I mean, he was up there talking all the woke talking about the family.
chrissie mayr
He could fix New York.
sean fitzgerald
That's the fault of the Republican Party.
They let him run unopposed in the primary because they thought Cuomo had it on lock, so they didn't even try to run a real candidate.
sean fracek
Yeah, but he wasn't a real Republican.
Sam Cedar's Evil Scientist Look 00:07:22
chrissie mayr
He was like a lamb.
sean fracek
Yeah.
chrissie mayr
You know what they should go for?
sean fitzgerald
I like him and everything, but he's a goof.
Like, he is.
chrissie mayr
They should absolutely have Larry Sharp as the next governor.
He would fix it all.
sean fitzgerald
They should have voted for The Legend of Zeldon.
phil labonte
They should have.
I'm still excited to see how it pans out with Mamdani.
sean fracek
Yeah.
chrissie mayr
I think the reverse.
I think he sounded very communist at the top, but like he's not going to be able to do as much as he promised when he's going to be.
phil labonte
No, but he's going to, he's going to, I mean, we were talking today, 17 people now have passed away just because of the 17 homeless have died in the last two weeks.
Because of his terrible policy.
chrissie mayr
That's on his watch.
phil labonte
And there was a guy, there was a guy that was shot by the police because he was charging them with a knife.
And he's up there being like, oh, we feel terrible for the family and blah, blah, blah.
He's throwing the law enforcement under the bus in New York.
It's going to get bad.
chrissie mayr
All he really has control over are the cops and the schools.
It's like he can't make the buses free.
phil labonte
No.
chrissie mayr
He can't do that.
sean fracek
I would like to get some super chats in on whether or not my checkpoint idea makes sense.
sean fitzgerald
No, I want to get the ones in that call you out for not being a straight when it came to that debate.
chrissie mayr
More importantly, everybody, kindly smash the like button, share the show, and join us on Timcast.com to join the late show and our Discord or say whatever.
Just tell them we are going to super chats and Rumble Rants.
Whoops, I read that part.
But we are.
We're going to Super Chats and we're going to Rumble Rants.
ian crossland
Chat me.
chrissie mayr
Like all of us.
Subscribe to all of us, please.
Why don't you?
Thank you.
ian crossland
Especially Chrissy Mayer.
chrissie mayr
That was such a prompter snafu I just had.
Should we be reading this one?
serge du preez
Yeah, it's red on.
chrissie mayr
Okay.
From David Brick something.
This is going to be unrelated, but has anyone else noticed that Sam Cedar looks like the evil scientist from the grounded video game?
I don't understand that reference.
sean fitzgerald
Pull up an image.
ian crossland
I've been looking at it.
The game, but I didn't buy it.
sean fracek
Like, hate makes you so ugly.
If you look at that guy early in his career, he looks completely different.
Like, he just, I mean, Sean, the expert here, can tell us.
sean fitzgerald
I'm not a big fan of Sam Cedar, but he's like, he's like 58 years old and he looks like he's 42.
ian crossland
No, he looks like he's 80.
sean fitzgerald
No, you're wrong.
sean fracek
No, he looks horrible.
He's disfigured.
sean fitzgerald
The hate is really blinded by ideology.
sean fracek
Sam Cedar?
Oh, my God.
phil labonte
He looks horrible.
sean fracek
He looks horrible.
The guy, if you look at him from the beginning, hate really does have a lot of things.
ian crossland
That's true.
sean fracek
It does.
ian crossland
Pain and anger.
sean fitzgerald
I'm not a fan of him.
And sometimes he dresses like a like does not look like he's like sometimes he dresses like the brawny paper towel guy.
sean fracek
He looks like an ass.
sean fitzgerald
He's gobbling up that adrenochrome or something.
Like the guy, look at him.
phil labonte
If you put a little, if you like, he took the gray out of his beard, get a little just for men in there, he would not look like he's if you pull up his harmony.
sean fracek
He's almost 60 years old.
He has literally turned into the troll that he is.
sean fitzgerald
No, he's like a nerdy looking guy, but he's he does.
You're just wrong.
sean fracek
He doesn't look hot.
Okay, I'm not straight, and you're saying how hot Sam Cedar is right now.
phil labonte
There's a difference between saying someone doesn't look like they're 80 and saying they're hot.
sean fracek
Yeah, you guys keep talking about how hot Sam Cedar is.
I think he looks like a drink.
chrissie mayr
Sam Cedar is 59 years old.
sean fitzgerald
Yeah, and he's saying he looks 80.
He doesn't look 80.
sean fracek
Plus, he's a Hollywood guy, so you can't trust that age.
No, he looks like a badge.
You want to check his mate?
sean fitzgerald
Listen, I know he's not popular around these parts.
I'm not a fan of him either, but like, he doesn't look 80.
sean fracek
You're saying how hot he is.
sean fitzgerald
Don't be such a gay about it.
chrissie mayr
Look, Sean, would you or would you not?
That's what it is.
alex jones
That's the answer.
sean fitzgerald
No, I actually asked Sam Cedar to go on a double date, and he did reject me on the Culture War episode.
He said he would not.
unidentified
Oh, really?
sean fracek
You asked him to go on a double date.
sean fitzgerald
I did on the actually, it's a single date, but I did want to go on two dates.
sean fracek
It's just sounding gay and gay.
sean fitzgerald
He rejected both of them.
It was like really rude.
He wouldn't have me on his show in studio afterwards.
He felt weird about it.
sean fracek
I'm like, oh, these two fake Hollywood girls aren't hot.
And you're like, Sam Cedar, I want to go on a date with you.
sean fitzgerald
He doesn't look 80.
It's just like, you're factually wrong.
I am an objective evaluator of all things.
sean fracek
He's horrifying.
He looks like a bad thing.
chrissie mayr
All right, Super Chat from R Sergeant 31.
Bro, did you all not watch the movie Bicentennial Man with Robin Williams?
Just wait 100 years.
They're going to give robots the right to vote.
They already told us the plan.
sean fracek
Yeah.
I'm fine with it.
I give them rights over illegals.
I'm 100% on board with that.
I mean, like, have the illegals leaving the country crying and stuff and then say full citizenship.
chrissie mayr
Let's see.
Who's going to do a better job on our roof?
The Mexicans or the robots?
Whoever wins gets to vote.
sean fitzgerald
No, there's something about a Mexican doing construction.
Like, it can't be beaten by the machine.
unidentified
Totally disagree.
sean fracek
Are you kidding?
I had a roof or water damage in my condo, and it was great because they had like two white guys come and say they did the assessment.
They're like, oh, you know, we're going to do this and this and this and this.
And then I come back and it's two days later when they start, it's two Mexican guys and it looks terrible.
sean fitzgerald
No, you're just wrong.
This is like black people with the bass guitar.
Like you hand it to them, they'll act like they don't know what to do with it.
But five minutes, they'll be figuring it out.
You're part Mexican, man.
You should have just went up there, I know, started sensing about what was going on, and you would have just put it together.
chrissie mayr
From Dan Vicious, hey, who's this Guido on Timcast lately?
phil labonte
That would be Sean.
sean fracek
It's got to be Sean right now.
Not a Guido, but I'll tell you guys.
chrissie mayr
Eyebrows tell a different story.
sean fracek
Any country I go to, they think I'm the thing.
So if I'm in Egypt, they think I'm Egyptian.
If I'm in Italy, they think I'm Italian.
sean fitzgerald
But you did go to the gym before the show, right?
sean fracek
Well, yeah.
phil labonte
What are you?
ian crossland
Byzantine or German or something?
sean fracek
Mexican and Irish.
unidentified
Oh, that's cool.
sean fracek
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
sean fracek
I'm American.
phil labonte
You're DNA going.
Mexican and Irish.
sean fracek
Yeah, that's terrible.
chrissie mayr
From Dan Vicious again.
sean fitzgerald
Hey, Chrissy.
chrissie mayr
Hey, guys.
Can we play Ricky Lynnholm's hysteria video for Chrissy when we get to Rumble Only?
Sabrina looks like she was painted by drag queens.
unidentified
Cool.
sean fracek
That is fair.
phil labonte
She's kind of normal, though, that's fair.
sean fracek
And like, that's not her real hair color or her real eye color, right?
unidentified
Oh, my God.
sean fracek
Here we are.
ian crossland
I don't know.
sean fitzgerald
Go look at the Fox News women.
They're not blondes over there either.
chrissie mayr
I'm not even a real red.
sean fracek
Again, here you are.
sean fitzgerald
You know, I'm very disappointed by that.
ian crossland
I'm 5'11.
We're gonna talk about ourselves for a minute.
unidentified
I don't know.
sean fracek
No, but no, seriously, that's not her real hair color and her eye color, right?
sean fitzgerald
I do have a sock in my pants.
I knew it.
sean fracek
Just getting it.
phil labonte
I knew there was a lot of things.
sean fracek
Sleptos was on last night, Sean.
You missed it.
chrissie mayr
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
ian crossland
It's like at the bottom of the pants, and really the ankles are on my feet.
I'm not covering for you anymore, Sean.
I can't do it.
chrissie mayr
Mendos871 says, I think men find Sydney more attractive than Sabrina because Sydney doesn't come across as a blanket, oh, blatant whore who will cheat on you in a heartbeat.
sean fracek
Have you seen the show Euphoria?
Has anybody seen anything Sydney's done?
chrissie mayr
No, we're not 16 years old.
sean fracek
Yeah, acting, acting as a complete whore and having complete nude sex scenes constantly.
This, you know, I'm not a prude like Tate, but I am taking Tate's position here.
I'm going to be a little bit of a prude.
The whole thing in Hollywood, where we still need sex scenes, I think that's so archaic.
phil labonte
Do you know that Superman in the movie can't really fly?
Watching Leave Policy Change 00:15:12
bret baier
100%.
sean fracek
Okay, but I don't need to see naked people in movies, especially when I'm watching it with my jelly parents or my family.
sean fitzgerald
You're watching Euphoria with your parents?
sean fracek
Listen, when you're watching, I didn't know what it was.
Okay, Sean.
I came across it.
I was like, this is a word I like.
sean fitzgerald
And we turned it on at the retirement home for their community show.
chrissie mayr
It's a family movie night.
sean fracek
Yeah, don't judge my family's movie night.
sean fitzgerald
They liked it more than you, though.
It's a weird 30-year-old.
phil labonte
That's really weird.
chrissie mayr
From Wolf3741, regardless of the topic, there is no point worrying about left-wing optics.
No matter what happens, the commies will spin it however they like, and the brain dead masses will slurp it up.
If our base says it's good, it's good.
phil labonte
Nope, 100% disagree.
ian crossland
I love that.
You have to know your enemy in the way they think.
If you think people are the opponent, you must understand their perception.
Then you can manipulate it way easier.
sean fracek
I don't think understanding it is different than caring about it.
Like, I think it doesn't understand something and not care about it.
sean fitzgerald
What matters for us should be what it's true.
And if you look at where ICE was before the surge and what the policies were before the surge, the Trump administration got the win and they only gave up 700 ICE agents, but there were 80, not 2,300 before the surge.
That's a win.
If the left gets a PR win and they think that they got a capitulation from their side and that gets them to calm down, that's a good thing.
So yeah, the perception is a good thing.
This is like at the end of the 12-day war, like Israel declared victory, Iran declared victory, the United States declared victory.
That's fine.
But like what actually happened was a bunch of nuclear facilities were hit.
So like one side did take more damage.
The fact that everybody can like placate their like ravenous base, it's that's okay.
I just care about the reality.
And the reality is that's a win.
Let them celebrate their symbolic win because I'll take the real victory.
phil labonte
Yep.
ian crossland
They call it a white piece in a lot of conflict.
It's no side really wins the war.
There's no surrender, but everyone's just like, the war is over.
sean fracek
We're all winning.
But again, a win to MAGA is not a compromise.
A win to MAGA is illegals out.
phil labonte
But if there's still 2,300 ICE agents deporting people from Minneapolis.
sean fracek
We need to see more of that.
sean fitzgerald
Yeah, what's the comprom?
sean fracek
We just haven't seen it.
All we've seen is like, oh, you know, Renee Good and Pratt.
We have not seen like these people out.
That's why I'm saying the checkpoint at least would be something we can see.
unidentified
No, no.
sean fitzgerald
What's the compromise if the stated goal by Tom Holman day one was these sanctuary cities and the one that they made an example of was Minneapolis are going to turn over the people from the jails and then they got that exact concession.
There's no compromise.
phil labonte
I don't need to see them.
I don't need to watch people getting perp walked out of the United States.
sean fracek
I need to see.
phil labonte
No, I need to see the results as in like fewer actual illegals in the United States, the prices of housing going down, apartments going down because there's more access to places on the market.
I need to see those kind of results.
I don't care if I watch them leave just so long as they're leaving.
sean fracek
I'm telling you, I think most people would disagree.
I do think people want to see them perp walked out of the country.
Like you could start a whole show on it instead of having Cosmobol be like ICE and, you know.
sean fitzgerald
The policy change was the goal.
They got the policy change.
Like the whole point of surging the ice agents was to get the policy change.
We got the change and then we didn't even pull back the ice agents to the way they were before.
There's still like 23 times as many that were there originally.
sean fracek
From a political standpoint, politicos care about policy.
Normal people care about the show cops where they can see people get arrested.
Exactly.
ian crossland
But you don't want to like throw like scratch an itch that is going to enrage a bunch of like you don't just defeat the bloodlust.
You don't want to piss off half the world.
phil labonte
Sean, if there are, say, 20 million illegals, right?
You could make a show about removing 1 million and it would run for the next 10 years.
But removing 1 million isn't nearly enough.
I don't care about watching them leave.
Watching them leave is not substance.
Watching them leave is a show.
The important part is that they leave and we see the results of them leaving in society.
Just watching them leave is not important.
sean fracek
I understand.
chrissie mayr
The super chat from Same Old Man fits in with this perfectly.
He says, the issue is that we want all the illegals out of the USA, not just the violent ones.
That is why I think we lost with Minnesota.
This is a loss.
sean fracek
Yeah, and that you're going to hear a lot of the sentiment from MAGA.
Again, I understand what you're saying from, you know, the PR standpoint, from the political standpoint.
But again, if you could show people getting removed out of the country, like that.
And we talked about this when Artiz was on.
He was like, hey, we should be showing more content of ICE being in cities where they are being supported by the local community, like in Texas, like a places like that.
chrissie mayr
The majority of the content we're seeing is like people like the footage from Renee and the footage from people getting.
phil labonte
That's going to be counterproductive because if you put this stuff on TV and the left is watching this stuff, all they're going to do is they're going to take that stuff and say, look, they're doing blah, blah, blah.
And then that will motivate the left.
It is far better for it to happen quietly, like it's happening all over the country, not in Minneapolis.
It's far better for it to happen quietly where it doesn't get the attention of the left and they can't use it as propaganda.
The idea of putting it on TV so that way people watch is only going to rile up the left.
Doesn't actually make a difference.
The important thing is getting them out.
And honestly, if you could get them out without anyone knowing, if you can get illegal, like if you can get 10 million illegals out with no one knowing except for seeing the results, that's way better because then the left can't capitalize on it.
It's a terrible idea.
sean fitzgerald
What gets more people out?
I think being able to go to the jails.
By the way, they still have 23 agents doing operations.
The difference is they can go to the jails and the local police are pledging to break up the disruptions that they're dealing with.
They're breaking up the roadblocks.
Like they got every concession.
So that 700 agents could probably be better spent in another city.
So it's again, you're not really losing a lot because those 2,300 become more effective.
Because again, the local police are going to be making the arrests.
They're going to be disrupting the roadblocks and all that.
That was all a part of the Holman press conference of what they got in exchange.
sean fracek
And this is why the MAGA base will continue to get upset because again, in January 6th.
phil labonte
They don't get a TV show?
sean fracek
In January 6th, it didn't matter.
The PR didn't matter that it was the right thing or policy.
They had a bloodlust and they went out and used every single resource that we had to go arrest a ton of people and make it as public as possible.
phil labonte
But the point of that was to scare the people on the right.
sean fracek
Exactly.
And if we are creating content that's like, hey, we're going to walk you out.
Hey, business owner, we're going to send you to Somalia.
Sorry.
That scares the hell out of the bus.
chrissie mayr
And maybe they'll self-deport.
phil labonte
No, it doesn't scare the left.
sean fitzgerald
How many people?
phil labonte
The left wants martyrs, dude.
The left go out there and they get shot.
They try to hit cops with their cars.
They don't care.
They're not going to be afraid.
sean fracek
I'm just saying the MAGA base will continue to get upset if they're not seeing the same again.
sean fitzgerald
How many, you're like comparing something completely different in scale.
How many people were arrested for the January 6th thing?
Like maybe around 2,000 people total.
sean fracek
It was a symbology.
sean fitzgerald
Yeah, I understand that.
But like, yeah, it's way easier to hunt down 2,000 people than it is to get rid of what are we looking at?
Like the official unchanging 11 million that somehow never changes, even when you have millions come in under Biden.
Like that is a much longer operation.
And yeah, you will be able to get more done without fighting the left-wing agitators every step of the way, being able to pick these people up from jail.
And even if you miss them in jail, when they get flagged upon arrest, that's a huge deal because you get verification of their new address.
Like there's a bunch of information that they'll be getting that helps them, which again is what Tom Holman wanted in the first place.
So if he's happy with the deal and he's like the big deporter guy, then I think we should be fine with it.
phil labonte
Yeah, the more quietly you can do it, the better.
The more you can do it without people really noticing and without messing up their lives and changing their day-to-day life.
chrissie mayr
Not feel bad about it.
phil labonte
Yeah, because exactly.
It's a great point.
You don't have people getting squishy if they don't see what they would consider aggressive policing on TV.
chrissie mayr
People coming in.
We didn't see them swimming and dying in the river trying to get here.
We didn't see like all the kids, you know, coming over and getting lost.
sean fracek
But people getting squishy is not our problem.
It definitely is.
phil labonte
It absolutely is.
sean fracek
No, because we're going to have to agree to disagree.
phil labonte
No, a president can do things.
A president can do way more things when people are not protesting in the streets and not getting upset about it.
You absolutely have to worry about the optics and you absolutely have to worry about the way that people perceive it.
sean fracek
So let the domestic terrorists win.
phil labonte
That is the most insane thing you could have possibly said.
sean fracek
We're talking about getting people out there.
Because the left will throw a temper tantrum.
We should care.
ian crossland
It's not that.
phil labonte
The left doesn't care about this anyway.
sean fracek
I'm just saying, hold on.
sean fitzgerald
We're how many years after Defund the Police was first brought to the public consciousness in 2020?
Like that lost, like 80-20 issue, people were not in favor of that.
80-20 issue, black people were not in favor of that.
Six years later, we have a plurality in favor of abolishing ICE.
This is another defund kind of movement.
And that's because, yes, the optics do matter.
Like you're trying to govern.
You need to be able to fund this agency.
And guess what?
If you get killed in the midterms over the ICE issue, then that because of that PR, then they're going to cut the funding for them and they're going to restrict them.
So yeah, it does matter.
sean fracek
We got to move on.
chrissie mayr
Culture Breadneck.
Thank you for the super chat.
Per JD Vance on MK today.
The 700 agents were only there to protect the agents arresting illegals.
Now with mutual assistance with local PD, they are no longer needed.
Oh no, how dare we try and mimic Red State's deportations?
sean fracek
The thing is, like, and I think you're going to hear this more and more, like people don't trust the Minnesota police, the Minneapolis police.
I mean, the reason why they're in the situation that they are in is because, and Tim makes this point all the time, the police are also a part of the political ideology.
These are people, right?
When they're in these blue sanctuary cities, these are also the Antifa members.
So it's going to be a tough one to be like, oh, yeah, we trust the local Antifa members with a badge to do what they need to do.
chrissie mayr
Handyman here, thank you for the super chat.
The Save Act is much more important than a show.
It gets results and makes an easy, short show of a win.
Handyman here and there says, call Senators McConnell, Murcloski, Collins, and Thune to politely demand the Save America Voting Act.
It's the Voter ID Act.
Good idea.
Sergeant Buck01, Tim Wall said that he was friends with school shooters.
Even if that was him flubbing a talking point, it's completely indefensible.
sean fracek
I remember that.
unidentified
Yeah.
sean fracek
Yeah.
That guy, again, he's retarded.
He does retarded things, says retarded things.
phil labonte
We agree about that.
chrissie mayr
Don's Petero says, I can't with Gavin.
He is horrible.
He is horrible as a Californian.
phil labonte
Yeah, I mean, he's done terrible things for, he did terrible things for San Francisco, and then somehow he got elected to be governor, and he's done terrible things for California.
sean fracek
But we're talking about him.
We're talking about him.
That's the thing.
Like, he's been successful in that realm, at least of putting his name on the map.
And the women love his hair or whatever.
sean fitzgerald
He looks like a president.
unidentified
Exactly.
sean fitzgerald
That's why we nominated him for a while.
chrissie mayr
He looks like a serial killer.
sean fracek
He does look.
He's American psycho.
unidentified
Yeah.
sean fracek
100%.
chrissie mayr
James Johnson, 699999.
Thanks for the super chat.
Sean, do you think Mom Dami is to be blamed for the 12 homeless who froze to death during the winter storm?
sean fitzgerald
It's 17 right now.
I believe 14 confirmed from hypothermia.
And yeah, absolutely.
He ended homeless sweeps.
Like the homeless people are not being forced off the street.
They're being asked.
They're mentally ill.
They're saying no.
They're dying in the winter.
chrissie mayr
At least make igloos for them.
At all this issue.
sean fracek
Oh, my God.
I can't believe I'm going to defend Mamdani right now.
This is crazy.
unidentified
Do it.
sean fracek
Wrong.
So you're saying it's Mamdani's fault that homeless people didn't want to go into homeless shelters.
sean fitzgerald
The policy used to be you force them off the streets.
You can't have the encampment.
You're going to the shelter when it's freezing temperature.
sean fracek
Wild.
sean fitzgerald
It's now I'm asking you politely, Mr. Insane Person, to make a rational choice.
That is his fault.
sean fracek
He changed it.
I'm going to go ahead.
Listen, homeless people want to be on the street.
sean fitzgerald
That's why we force them off the street.
sean fracek
Yes.
You guys were against my checkpoint earlier, but now we're saying we should force homeless people into homeless.
sean fitzgerald
Yeah, there's a difference between the government setting up checkpoints to just blanket go after everyone in violation of the Fourth Amendment and you stating the reality, which is this is not California.
You don't have a right to sleep on the street.
You don't have a right to conquer our parks.
That's not how it works.
sean fracek
This is interesting.
phil labonte
That is the most insane comparison that I've heard in ages.
sean fracek
I mean, we're going to say the government should compel people to do stuff like check their IDs.
phil labonte
Like, we're talking about compelling mentally ill people.
sean fracek
Again, their choice to be on the street.
sean fitzgerald
Like, you don't have a right to sleep on the sidewalk.
Like, this is nonsense.
sean fracek
Homeless people don't want to be in homeless shelters.
sean fitzgerald
I don't care.
Fair.
They don't get to decide.
sean fracek
That's fair.
That's gonna be like that's why you just gotta wait.
sean fitzgerald
That's why you take away.
chrissie mayr
Thanks for the super chat.
As is Tim Cast Tradition, I'd like to announce the birth of our second child and third son, Daniel Jacob Wade.
Welcome to the earth, little Danny.
phil labonte
Congratulations.
chrissie mayr
Children are such a blessing.
Everybody, have a kid.
ian crossland
Welcome aboard, man.
The earth is a spaceship.
chrissie mayr
Do it now.
Get someone pregnant today.
sean fracek
Ian and I were talking.
We have this theory together.
ian crossland
Oh, wait, you're talking about something else that we're talking about.
What?
sean fracek
Well, we have this theory that, like, you know, we have so many kids, you know, birth in the super chats.
We wonder if they were also conceived, like, listening to the show.
chrissie mayr
While watching the show, yeah.
How many?
And who were they looking at while they were?
sean fracek
Yeah, like Tim just railing on Ian.
unidentified
Like, you idiot.
ian crossland
This is what you're saying.
chrissie mayr
I came while you were talking about civil war.
ian crossland
Say it again.
sean fracek
Time to say rock right now.
He's just railing in Ian.
unidentified
He's about to say it.
He's about to say it.
ian crossland
Oh, he's saying it.
Yeah, like that kind of thing.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
ian crossland
Yeah, that'd be cool.
sean fracek
We got a little dark there.
chrissie mayr
Ottomans Prime.
Thanks for the super chat.
Whoa, Grace Randolph hosting.
Can we get a mini roast of the panel?
God, mini roast.
I mean, that's tough on the spot.
sean fracek
I mean, Ian's easy.
Sean loves homeless people, I guess.
Sexually doubtful.
unidentified
It's true.
sean fracek
Sean loves homeless people.
Phil likes domestic terrorists.
ian crossland
Oh, we also have a vote going on in the chat.
Sean Blue Hoodie versus Sean Justice Warrior.
sean fracek
Yeah.
Going out.
ian crossland
I'm going for Justice Warrior because I've been opposing you all night.
sean fracek
Actually, Sean number one versus Sean number two.
Sean is like, we have a history.
We have a history with this.
chrissie mayr
Wait, who's older?
Right.
sean fracek
I'm way older.
ian crossland
Justice Warrior has got a big advantage.
sean fitzgerald
70, 30.
sean fracek
He's got 500,000 more subscribers than me, though.
ian crossland
I think people are just gifted because you want checkpoints.
phil labonte
What's just a chat poll?
chrissie mayr
Yeah, it's this chat.
Why We Laugh at Ourselves 00:03:37
unidentified
Just relax.
sean fitzgerald
It's just this chat.
sean fracek
Oh, it's this chat.
ian crossland
To the YouTube chat.
chrissie mayr
Zachary Hammer something or other.
Thanks for the super chat.
Can we get a Pizzagate update?
We haven't talked about that yet.
ian crossland
You looked at Surge.
sean fracek
Is there an update?
ian crossland
I think Surge is on it.
ben bankas
It's just a code comment.
chrissie mayr
Just we got to read the chats.
phil labonte
Pizzagate was more true than COVID.
sean fracek
That's a great thing.
chrissie mayr
I'm called your conspiracy theory friend today.
sean fracek
That's a great tweet.
Josh clipped that.
chrissie mayr
Let's see here.
From yeah, but Trump.
Watching Ian try not to laugh during the stand-up comedy clip was epic.
sean fracek
He loved it.
phil labonte
He's a professional.
ian crossland
Yeah, that's true.
sean fracek
You love it.
ian crossland
But like, there's part of it that's so dark and just would say racist and sexist shit growing up to make people laugh and to disarm them and then have power in the community, like in the hierarchy of the groups of friends.
And then I got went on TV and I'm like, I can't do that anymore.
chrissie mayr
You can.
sean fracek
To get over trauma, you got to laugh.
ian crossland
Times have sort of changed in the last three or four years, but for like 15 years or 20 years, I was like, I got to like remediate and be normal and not punch down and make people laugh without making someone else the butt of a joke.
chrissie mayr
No, that's the whole point of comedy.
Everyone gets to be the butt of a joke.
You are not so special of a group, not trans people, not blacks, that you are not so special and protected that you never get to be made fun of.
That's what true equality is.
Everybody gets made fun of.
ian crossland
But I like comedy that isn't making fun of somebody.
Like on the street.
sean fracek
Do you know what left-wing comedy is?
chrissie mayr
Making fun of white people.
ian crossland
And no, that's not even funny.
phil labonte
Left-wing comedy is.
sean fracek
It's just activism.
It's just them up there doing clap there and activism.
ian crossland
That term left-wing comedy is a, what do they call that when it can't exist?
unidentified
Oxymoron?
ian crossland
Yeah, it's an Oxymoron.
You can't have politically partisan comedy.
sean fracek
Have you seen like Colbert or Kimmel, like any of their monologues?
ian crossland
None of it's funny.
It's not comedy.
sean fracek
It's not comedy.
It's activism.
chrissie mayr
Real comedy is just a wing of the Democratic Party at this point.
sean fitzgerald
Listen, you can make jokes that don't make fun of anybody in particular that are funny.
Like Jerry Seinfeld, observational humor.
He's not necessarily making fun of individuals, but it's also fun to make fun of people.
unidentified
Yes.
Yeah.
ian crossland
I don't have fun with it.
phil labonte
Pass it around to everybody.
Make sure that everybody gets a little bit of the sting.
That's why roasts are so popular.
You know?
ian crossland
Roaster.
phil labonte
Roast.
unidentified
Roasts, yeah.
chrissie mayr
Yeah, because people like that.
People like to make fun of themselves, their friends.
phil labonte
Like the person getting roasted gets roasted, but usually everybody that's up on stage is getting, you know, getting flack as well.
So it's not like they all just go and attack the one guy.
The Tom Brady roast, everybody was flinging shit at everybody.
ian crossland
Roast is different because you kind of agree before you go in, we're all going to make fun of each other tonight.
But just picking somebody out in the world and talking shit about them to get laughs is like, oh, this is so easy.
It's so easy.
It's so hard to make people laugh intelligently without dragging.
chrissie mayr
I've found what you don't have control over what you laugh at.
Intelligent people laugh at dumb, simple jokes all the time.
It doesn't speak to your cultural intelligence.
phil labonte
Farts are always fun.
ian crossland
People are like, toilet humor.
There's like a genre called toilet humor.
chrissie mayr
Dons A. Patero.
Thank you for the super chat.
I don't know.
It may be like Nikki Minaj, where the manager is left is left.
Wait, the manager is left of she might be in the middle where she doesn't believe in it or she actually is far left but is hiding it.
I've enjoyed watching her pivot quite a bit.
alex jones
Yeah.
Share the Rumble Show 00:05:36
chrissie mayr
All right, everybody, thank you so much for watching.
We are going to go to the members only portion of the show.
phil labonte
Hold on.
Sean, thanks for coming.
alex jones
Oh, shit.
chrissie mayr
I'm so sorry.
Don't listen to me.
phil labonte
Where can people find you?
chrissie mayr
Did let me finish my sentence.
Thank you, Sean, for coming.
sean fitzgerald
Oh, you can find me on youtube.com/slash actualjustice warrior.
And I'm currently working on a true crime docuseries on the world's first Amish serial killer.
The reason it took so long for them to catch them is their forensics are like 300 years behind.
ian crossland
You can find me at Ian Crossland hanging out on the beach, stretching and stuff.
And follow me at Ian Crossland on the internet on YouTube, X, and Instagram, as well as going to graphene.movie if you haven't been over there yet.
Or if you have, go back to graphene.movie and check out the documentary I'm producing right now.
Graphene movie.
It's awesome.
We interviewed a bunch of scientists at Rice University.
Epic nanotechnology coming out.
Very white-pilling.
So go to graphene.movie, check it out.
And this, Sean Frasick.
sean fracek
Thanks for watching, guys.
Chrissy, you did a great job.
chrissie mayr
Oh, fantastic.
sean fracek
Follow me at Timcast News on Twitter.
And this memory show is going to be spicy with Sean.
chrissie mayr
Oh, yeah.
phil labonte
I am Phil That Remains on Twix.
The band is all that remains.
You can check us out at allthatremainsonline.com.
We're going on tour this spring.
We're going out with Born of Osiris and Dead Eyes.
We start in Albany on April 29th.
You can check out all that remains music at Apple Music, Amazon Music, Pandora, Spotify, YouTube, and Deezer.
Don't forget to smash the like button.
Share the show with all of your friends.
Sign up for the Discord at Timcast.com where you can call into the after-show and make sure you sign up with Rumble so you can watch the after show.
And don't forget, the left lane is for crime.
chrissie mayr
And fast drivers, not women and Asians.
Anyway, thank you for watching the show.
Everybody, follow me.
Check out my YouTube channel.
Check out my Rumble channel.
Follow me on Twitter, Instagram, all the things at Chrissy Mayer.
Check out Simcast is a show I host every Sunday, 9 p.m. Eastern on my channels.
What else?
Yeah, I got a bunch of fun interviews coming up with the likes of Vic Mignana, Gavin McGuinness, and other fun characters.
So give me a follow and check it out.
And let's head over to Rumble Show.
The Rumble Show.
unidentified
Rumble.
Everyone want
phil labonte
to watch people get perp walked.
Is we need to see that?
Something's Happening 00:06:33
phil labonte
It is ours.
sean fracek
No, no, no, I think a fair.
I think people need to see things are happening because when people think about government, they think nothing's ever happening.
Hence, the generation of nothing ever happens.
unidentified
Why are you looking at me?
sean fracek
Well, I guarantee you, I guarantee you, you get the generation nothing ever happens will fucking change when you have a goddamn show.
You're showing fucking people get pulled over and exited out of the country immediately.
phil labonte
Are we live?
sean fracek
Something's happening.
phil labonte
No, we're not.
ian crossland
No, I want to return TV.
We are.
unidentified
Good.
ian crossland
No, Sean, you're wrong.
ben bankas
No.
ian crossland
No, I don't want to say that to people.
Wait, wait, say that again.
Come on.
unidentified
You didn't even hear what I said.
ian crossland
Nothing ever happens.
Will finally be like, Something's happening.
phil labonte
Absolutely.
That's not the goal.
No, because they're satisfied that.
They're not nothing ever happens, people, because nothing happens.
They're nothing ever happens, people, because they're so nihilistic.
unidentified
Well, that's not.
sean fitzgerald
No, no, I'm in the camp of nothing ever happens.
ben bankas
Well, I don't know.
ian crossland
Exactly.
sean fracek
This is what I'm saying.
There's a whole host of people that are nothing ever happens.
If you have a show called ICE and you have a bad boy song in the beginning, and every show they're like exiting out 10,000 fucking immigrants, they're going to be like, holy shit, something's happening.
unidentified
Dude, Donald Trump.
phil labonte
Shut down the border.
There has been net zero, below zero migration into the U.S.
That is something.
Like there has been all kinds of executive orders that Donald Trump has done.
Those are actual things.
The nothing ever happens people are going to be nothing ever happens, people, no matter what happens.
sean fracek
I disagree.
I don't disagree.
ian crossland
But like, nothing ever happens.
sean fracek
Once you send a couple business owners that hire illegal immigrants back to like Honduras or like Somali or whatever, people will be like, holy shit.
A, people will think, okay, something's happening.
B, the other people that are doing it are going to be like, I'm not doing that shit anymore because I don't want to go live in Somalia.
ian crossland
You have to be like, heavy shit.
And I'm for the deportations, but I would be like, that's too far.
You can't deport American citizens for hiring illegal immigrants.
sean fracek
Why not?
Because they're citizens.
Jail's not going to work.
phil labonte
The reason you can't is because it actually violates the Constitution.
unidentified
That's what I'm saying.
sean fitzgerald
I'm just saying.
Why would they take them in Honduras?
ian crossland
It would be hilarious.
sean fitzgerald
I think you like to throw out bad policy suggestions.
sean fracek
No, this is not bad suggestions.
I can't wait to hear from the members on this.
I think they're with me.
I think what the left was doing, yes, we make fun of the checkpoints and stuff, but I guarantee you people on their side were cheering for it.
They're like, oh my God, they're actually doing something.
This is happening.
Something's happening on the ground.
Look at these guys.
sean fitzgerald
You know, the biggest nothing ever happens issue is like war with Iran.
Like, people have been promising me imminent war with Iran since 2003.
phil labonte
Yeah.
unidentified
That's true.
sean fracek
I have an argument on the nuclear bomb with this.
I know.
phil labonte
He wants us to nuke Iran.
sean fracek
Just nuke it.
I'm sick of the half of the drug.
Yeah, just drop it.
ian crossland
Can I respond to that?
sean fracek
Absolutely.
ian crossland
Please don't.
No, it's not a good idea.
sean fracek
To drop the nuke?
ian crossland
Yeah, not if you want the territory.
If you want the territory.
sean fracek
It's too far away.
ian crossland
I think we've had this conversation.
sean fitzgerald
No, I do want, like, I mean, have you seen that?
sean fracek
You want Iran?
sean fitzgerald
Have you seen?
No, I don't want Iran, but have you seen like Iranian women?
They're like great.
phil labonte
I don't care.
ian crossland
Some of the best DNA on the planet.
That's where they all came together after the flood.
Humanity is, you know, wrapping up.
sean fracek
I'm sick of the half measures.
I'm sick of the, oh, we bombed a hospital.
Oh, now there is a PR optics problem because we bombed a hospital.
unidentified
We should have a lot of people.
sean fitzgerald
We reinstalled Shaw.
Like, put him back on the peacock throne.
unidentified
Yeah.
sean fracek
No.
phil labonte
Bro, you think that there's a problem.
sean fracek
No, see, that's what I'm saying.
phil labonte
You think if we bomb one hospital, it's an optics problem.
But if we bomb all of the hospitals, it's perfectly fine.
unidentified
It won't be an option problem.
sean fracek
No, no, I'm not saying it's a problem.
What I'm saying is I'm sick of the half measures.
I'm sick of creating terrorists.
I'm sick of saying, oh, let's intervene.
Let's install somebody to take over their government.
phil labonte
If you get rid of Iran, it will create a lot of terrorists.
sean fitzgerald
No, it won't.
sean fracek
They'll all be dead.
phil labonte
You'd have to nuke the whole Middle East.
sean fracek
Exactly.
Let's scare the shit out of them.
Let's end this shit.
phil labonte
What are you talking about?
ian crossland
You don't want to go all the way.
sean fracek
You never want to go all the way.
Just keep on.
sean fitzgerald
I get a war entirely.
phil labonte
You're characterizing this as an either nuke them all or we are on the same page.
No, no, you're characterizing our position.
What you're doing is you're creating a straw man.
You're saying that my position is if we don't want to nuke them, then we just want to keep bombing them into infinity.
sean fracek
No, no, your position is we just want to see war last for decades and decades and decades.
phil labonte
That's the straw man.
sean fitzgerald
Yeah.
But can Iranians even draw?
sean fracek
I don't know.
chrissie mayr
Or drive?
sean fitzgerald
Because we nuked Japan and they started making anime instead of.
sean fracek
I'm just telling you, like if we sue Iran, there's going to be some awesome anime.
sean fitzgerald
Yeah, if the Iranians can draw, then I might get on board with your point.
sean fracek
I'm just saying it worked in Japan.
You know, we scare the ships and rugs that we would lose.
Like, it's like, I don't want to be.
Listen, I think nuke or nothing.
Like, nuke or get the hell out.
sean fitzgerald
You just get the king of kings, the shaw, to return to the peak.
sean fracek
This is insane.
They don't want us meddling in their shit.
It'd be like someone coming over here and saying, oh, you need to replace Trump with this president because we own you.
sean fitzgerald
Who's meddling?
The Shaw is ordained by God.
sean fracek
He is the King of Kings.
It never works, dude.
sean fitzgerald
The one true divine.
The Shaw of Iran is an older position than Islam.
sean fracek
The West came in and told us how we need to govern our people.
That's not going to work.
sean fitzgerald
No, the King of Kings needs to return.
phil labonte
Okay.
serge du preez
Actually, the Islam people came in and told them how to run their country.
The Islamic Revolution happened against a lot of people's will and happened with the left.
sean fracek
And it's like constant revolution.
chrissie mayr
Right, because in the 70s, look at how women were dressed in the 70s.
They were dressed in like classic, you know, 70s clothes and bell bottoms and shit.
serge du preez
Yeah, yeah, definitely.
ian crossland
But it's not over there.
In the 20s, and they installed Reza Pahlavi, and they got their British oil company set up, basically extracting Iranian oil for 100 years.
That's the problem.
Why there was a revolution?
sean fitzgerald
It was British oil, though.
ian crossland
Yeah, British oil.
sean fitzgerald
They discovered it.
ian crossland
Oh, did they?
sean fitzgerald
They had a legal concession to that territory.
The actual company, they spent seven years exploring the desert, building roads and infrastructure.
And then after it was a huge deal, then they wanted to rework the deal.
But if I have a deal with your government to extract oil, if I find it, I have to pay you regardless.
Then you changing the terms, which they did multiple times after the fact.
Like, that's on you.
Like, they made a bad deal.
serge du preez
It's the same thing with Panama.
Like, Americans built the Panama Canal.
We made it.
Point Or Present Firearm Law 00:10:15
serge du preez
We'd had the idea.
Americans died building that thing.
Like, 20,000 Americans died building that thing.
That's ours, bro.
Like, I'm not going to just give this land up because, oh, it's actually in Panama.
Like, who cares, man?
We build it all the hardware.
People died building that thing.
sean fracek
That's what I'm saying.
ian crossland
You got to be a clear house.
sean fracek
You got a clear house, get rid of all the people, and then build your ship.
unidentified
This is what I'm talking about.
ian crossland
It's not like button equals vaporize everything.
It's not that simple.
It's just like a pretty simplistic bomb.
sean fracek
It worked in Japan, and it'll work again.
It should have happened in the beginning.
ian crossland
Get rid of all the Japanese people.
sean fitzgerald
We killed more Japanese people with regular fire than we did with atomic bombs.
sean fracek
I want a Persian Godzilla.
I want a Persian anime.
Yes.
ian crossland
Persian mutants.
sean fracek
Yes.
Scare the hell out of them.
Are we going to call her?
chrissie mayr
Yeah, but let's pull up some coal callers.
serge du preez
Yeah, we can go to callers.
ian crossland
We've got callers on the line.
chrissie mayr
Where can people call in?
serge du preez
They're on the Discord itself.
I'm just going to...
ian crossland
If you guys aren't going to go to Discord, go to the Timcast.
phil labonte
Bring them on up.
ian crossland
Discord server.
sean fracek
All right, callers.
Tonight, here's your challenge.
We don't want your questions.
We want your passion.
We want your thoughts.
unidentified
I love it.
sean fracek
Lead with your ideas, not your questions.
Don't be reading off of a piece of paper.
Tell Ian his jacket looks ridiculous.
Just calm out and say it.
sean fitzgerald
Attack Fraysek.
He's in the blue hoodie.
sean fracek
That's three on one.
Chrissy's kind of gone back and forth like a woman does.
ian crossland
I feel like I'm against you tonight.
sean fracek
Oh, yeah.
unidentified
I love it.
Good.
sean fracek
Good.
chrissie mayr
Just for saying that, I'm off your team.
sean fracek
Oh, no.
That's a four on three and a half on one.
unidentified
I got your back, dude.
ian crossland
I got your back.
chrissie mayr
Do I do the callers or do you?
serge du preez
I'll do it for you.
That's all right.
Brian, Mr. Major Threat.
How are you today?
unidentified
I am doing great, Serge.
serge du preez
Fantastic, man.
unidentified
Unfortunately.
Hello?
chrissie mayr
Hi.
serge du preez
I said fantastic.
unidentified
You're good.
sean fracek
We can hear you.
unidentified
Okay, great.
Unfortunately, I do not have a question for Chevy Blue Hoodie guy.
Right.
I do have a question for the other Sean.
sean fitzgerald
The real one.
unidentified
Oh, so in the course of your investigative work, have you ever run onto a story where once you started to really dig into it, it triggered pressure from whoever, from family, close friends, donors, even strangers to back off, you know, for your personal safety to the point where you ever wondered, maybe should I?
sean fitzgerald
No, I don't think that's happened.
I think the weirdest thing that I've ever looked into were Innocence Project cases where an attorney that used to represent the client that was now being rep by the Innocence Project told me that they considered me like their enemy number one because I was like one of the few people that go after the Innocence Project.
But like my family, they don't care about politics.
So they wouldn't even know if I was under threat because they don't watch my videos.
So like, no, none of that.
chrissie mayr
They should watch your videos.
unidentified
Not quite the answer I expected, but thanks for being honest about it.
So yeah.
phil labonte
You got anything you want to shout out?
unidentified
Yeah, I want to shout out the Discord.
The volunteers and the staff have been doing a lot of work to make it a more welcoming, more welcome community.
And the voice chats, there's always someone in there.
We ran a voice.
We had a voice chat open.
There was someone in that voice chat active for 28 and a half days.
Wow.
Whoa.
There's someone always around.
sean fracek
Mark's been doing that in there.
Mark, Mark, great job.
Mark Mahoney's in the Discord going crazy, making improvements.
ian crossland
Yeah, we talk about doing all sorts of fun stuff with Discord.
serge du preez
Yeah.
ian crossland
All right.
serge du preez
With the peaks of the gun.
chrissie mayr
Thank you.
What about, let's go.
serge du preez
No, I guess it's all.
Thanks, Brian.
sean fracek
That's great.
serge du preez
Cinnamoniac 408.
Are you in the 408?
If you're in the 408, I used to live in the 408.
unidentified
I'm on the 408.
How's everybody doing today?
sean fracek
I love the energy already.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
Phil, can't wait to see you guys in May.
I'm going to be at Rockville.
Sick.
And my question is for Sean.
The real Sean, the actual justice warrior there.
In South Carolina, there's a law, point present.
And the wording of the law is that it is unlawful for a person to point or present a firearm loaded or unloaded at another person.
In 2021, this law was used against me when I was acting in self-defense.
I drew my weapon and the person aggressing upon me raised empty hands and I couldn't take the shot.
And the officer that arrested me told me if I had just shot, I'd be going back to work.
So my question is for Sean, is there any way we could word that law better so that people who are put in that fight or flight situation don't have to go through the process as punishment like I did.
sean fitzgerald
Do you mind it saying if you beat the case or not?
unidentified
Absolutely.
I'm on 5-0 against all the charges brought against me.
serge du preez
Nice.
sean fitzgerald
I think maybe getting rid of that statute, because it should be considered, if you're doing it unlawfully, where you're pointing a firearm at somebody when you're not supposed to, that's considered assault, like assault with a deadly weapon, like whether you fire it or not, because battery is the contact.
Usually in most states, assault is like, you know, the imminent threat that you're about to aggress on somebody.
So maybe that point and present law like doesn't need to be rewritten.
It needs to be like abolished because you should be able to pull out a weapon in a potential deadly force situation if you get a surrender or a retreat, not have to shoot the person.
That should be fine.
unidentified
Amen.
Bless you.
Thank you.
I agree.
phil labonte
I'm going to chime in here.
Look, I've gone to a lot.
Like, I carry a gun every day, and I've gone to a lot of firearms classes and stuff.
If you draw your weapon, you should be shooting, right?
So, you should not take your weapon out to intimidate someone.
I understand that there's a lot of people who are like, you know, I drew the weapon and the guy, you know, backed away and stuff.
And I get it, but to protect yourself, which is the whole point of the gun, to protect yourself from the aggressor and from the ramifications, if you take your gun out, you discharge your gun and you stop the threat.
Because if the cops come up, if the guy lives, the cops come up and you just say, well, you don't say anything to the cops, actually.
But when you go to court, you say, look, I was in fear for my life.
It didn't matter if he had anything, right?
The reasonable stat, or the statute is, I was in a reasonable fear of death or great bodily harm.
And so if you take your gun out, stop the threat.
ian crossland
But it does have to be reasonable because if an unarmed guy is four feet away from you, it's not really.
unidentified
I don't like that.
sean fitzgerald
If you draw your weapon and the guy has a knife in his hand and they drop the knife and put their hands up, I don't think you pull the trigger in that situation.
I'm sorry.
phil labonte
Well, you shouldn't like you shouldn't be drawing the weapon.
sean fitzgerald
Well, he had a knife when you drew, but like if he immediately surrenders and like that's a clear moment of surrender.
chrissie mayr
He could pick it up again.
sean fitzgerald
Yeah, but you, I didn't say you put your gun away.
I'm just saying if he like throws the knife and has his hands in the air, like don't just shoot him.
Like that's going to be a problem.
I totally disagree with that.
Like I said, all the classes that I've gone to, I know what you're referencing.
unidentified
Yeah.
phil labonte
Like, is there, can you meet in the middle and just shoot away from no, no, no, because you're responsible for every bullet that comes out of that gun.
When you hit someone else, then you're the one that's getting too complicated about that.
sean fracek
So you're saying don't shoot the robber, but save homeless people.
Oh, my God.
This is what you're saying.
We need to save the homeless people.
sean fitzgerald
You don't have a right.
You don't have a right to camp on the street.
But also, if somebody is doing an unambiguous sign of surrender and you shoot that person thinking, like, I don't want to go and get in trouble for this point, whatever the law you're talking about is, like, there's going to be a surveillance camera.
Like, it's going to be captured that you shot this man like this after the night.
Like, don't do it.
It's not good advice.
Like, but I get your point where they teach you if the gun comes out, it's a deadly threat situation.
Like, no, no intimidation.
I totally get that.
chrissie mayr
Have you been to gun classes, Sean?
sean fitzgerald
No.
They're great.
I've been to Ninja Star throwing classes.
chrissie mayr
Oh, that's the only way I'm gaming.
sean fracek
That'll get him.
phil labonte
Ninja Star is definitely going to be an assault because it's not going to kill anyone.
sean fracek
Yeah.
sean fitzgerald
No, I throw it right in the eye.
phil labonte
Right in the eye.
Right in the eye.
sean fitzgerald
But I only have it because there's like, you know, like I live near an elementary school and sometimes they step on my lawn.
So, you know, it's a little deterrent for the kids.
phil labonte
Does that answer your question?
unidentified
Absolutely, Phil.
I think you answered as well.
Like you said, if you pull your gun out, you got to stop the threat.
If pulling your gun out stops the threat, then that's all you have to do.
But again, I'm no slump with firearms.
I was a United States Marine.
I did CQP.
They taught us every time to look at hands.
There was one target in our paint house.
It had a Pepsi can, and everybody shot it, and everybody got points off for shooting it.
And they were holding a multi-camper.
So it's something that was drilling me.
And I just, I feel better not taking a life, but the process being the punishment just.
sean fracek
Yeah, it sucks.
unidentified
Broke my spirit in the Constitution there.
sean fitzgerald
Look into firearms insurance that they could help you pay for some of that.
Some of their, I don't know if Tim Cast is sponsored by one of those companies, but like they might cover that, like legal costs.
ian crossland
Yeah, gun class I went to that Luke Rutkowski helps teach suggested that exact insurance.
It's very important if you carry cool.
unidentified
Awesome.
I'll look in.
Thank you guys so much.
Shout out to everybody on the panel.
Thank you.
And if you're in Florida and looking for a garage door, DD garage doors, we do everything.
chrissie mayr
Can I take one to bring back home to New York?
sean fracek
Sean wants to get one to protect the homeless.
Build That Message Nationwide 00:09:01
unidentified
I'll come up there to New York.
It's outside of our 75-mile non-compete.
There you go.
sean fracek
You can put the homeless people in your garage, Sean.
serge du preez
Hey, thanks, man.
unidentified
Cheers, boy.
sean fracek
Keep it safe.
chrissie mayr
It's winterized.
unidentified
Good man.
chrissie mayr
Thank you.
serge du preez
Cheers.
unidentified
Let him in.
serge du preez
All right.
Next up.
Oh, sorry.
I meet you there early, man.
My apologies.
Next up, we got Mo Farmer.
Mo Farmer, how you doing?
unidentified
Doing well, well, doing well.
serge du preez
Missouri Farmer?
unidentified
That will work.
serge du preez
All right.
chrissie mayr
Mo farmers, Mo Problems?
unidentified
No.
chrissie mayr
Just kidding.
unidentified
That's good.
Just don't mix me up with that woke farmer guy.
sean fracek
Yeah.
Crazy.
Yes.
Don Lemons, BFO.
unidentified
So Nick Fritis had a piece on Gig Red over Rhinos.
He had a scoring system talking about their voting records for Republicans and pressuring the rhinos by having primary them or running candidates against them because they're like in an R plus five to plus 20 district and they're not voting the way we really need them to vote as Republicans.
And do you think there's a way we could do this and maybe get Tim Cast and friends and other creators to persuade voters to do this going into these midterms?
Because a lot of the policies that Trump's not getting it acted is because Congress is not supporting him.
ian crossland
Man, what was the question?
I'm sorry, but the first part of what you're talking about was get people to do.
I'm thinking about graphene too.
sean fracek
Was it to get the rhinos out essentially?
How do we get the rhino?
ian crossland
You were saying what if we came together as a group and did what exactly?
sean fitzgerald
To primary rhino Republicans in safe Republican districts.
sean fracek
Like SWAT, was that guy?
Swally?
No, New York.
The Beret guy.
ian crossland
Sleewall?
sean fracek
Sleewall.
Yeah.
He's a rhino AF.
sean fitzgerald
I don't even know.
He's like fighting criminals on the subway.
sean fracek
He doesn't know shit.
He was the worst candidate.
That was war.
chrissie mayr
He's better than anybody.
sean fracek
He hated Trump.
sean fitzgerald
He's not even in Congress.
It's such a terrible example.
sean fracek
Well, the point I'm making is get him out.
sean fitzgerald
No, I think it's a good strategy to try to primary people in safe districts to get stronger candidates.
The left does this.
This is how AOC got into Congress.
An organization, the Justice Democrats, ended up running her campaign.
They did media propaganda on her behalf, produced her ads.
She beat what's his name, Crowley, the number three Democrat.
And now they have a much more left-wing Democrat in Congress.
So you could do the same thing on the right-wing side.
You just identify candidates within the community and then get them to run and then support them.
sean fracek
Fair.
chrissie mayr
Sounds easy enough.
unidentified
Yeah.
And how can we get this message out so that we get these weak people that are in safe districts out?
ian crossland
You got to start a YouTube channel and make you make videos like four hours a day.
You're just buried in the internet.
That's not a tactic I know of.
phil labonte
What you need to do is you need to talk to your local GOP, right?
If you're looking to get people out of office, talk to the political establishment that's there.
sean fitzgerald
What you need to do is go into a church in the middle of service and scream at parishioners and demand to know what they're doing to protect their Somali brethren.
chrissie mayr
Yeah.
ian crossland
And actually, don't do that one, actually.
phil labonte
But seriously, like if you're if you're looking to get active in politics and you want to get rid of people that are bad politicians, go to the GOP in your area.
Talk to other representatives.
Look for people that are looking to run.
Find those people and go knock on doors for them.
Like it's groundwork politics that you're talking about.
ian crossland
The mass media, dude, but it's free to start a YouTube channel or a Rumble channel.
It's free.
But he's talking messages out.
phil labonte
But he's talking about local politics.
He's not talking about nationwide politics.
So like, how do you, like, if you can, there's nothing wrong with a YouTube channel, right?
There's nothing wrong with talking about this stuff on a YouTube page.
You still need to, yeah, or Rumble on the internet, but you still need to do actual grassroots, hard politics work if you're looking to get people out.
I mean, fine, start a YouTube channel and talk about a Rumble channel and talk about the things you're doing, but you still need to do the on-ground work stuff.
If it were sufficient to just do stuff on the internet, you wouldn't see so many people still going out and canvassing.
So many people still going out and knocking on doors.
So many people still going out and working to get people elected.
That's the real hard part about politics.
And that's part of why the Republicans don't do as well as the Democrats, because the Republicans don't do the same kind of work Democrats do.
sean fitzgerald
And you got to target only, you have to do it small, like five congresspeople maximum for like a national campaign where you're going to go after them in their districts because people are like, oh, there's 100 rhinos.
You're not primaring 100 Republicans.
It's not happening.
You got to start small.
chrissie mayr
Like what he's asking, though, is like if Tim Cast would initiate something like this.
unidentified
I got you.
sean fitzgerald
Tim will do that.
I speak for Tim appointed by him.
He will personally campaign.
chrissie mayr
Correct me if I'm wrong.
He pulls out.
It maybe sounds like he's looking at the message.
unidentified
I'm actually trying to build the messaging to get people on the ground, start these ground roots in their own areas.
But I'm trying to build that message nationwide.
And I'm seeing how we could do it to build that nation.
sean fracek
Actually, we can sacrifice Ian.
So Ian, Ian will personally go out on the streets and help you get this message out.
ian crossland
No, you want to go nationwide.
You got to make a YouTube channel or a Rumble channel.
You have to use mass media.
It's the most powerful tool in your arsenal if you want a political movement.
serge du preez
I wouldn't sacrifice you.
sean fracek
We can't.
We can't.
ian crossland
You'll never have to.
I'll sacrifice myself for you.
chrissie mayr
Stop.
serge du preez
That's selfless.
sean fitzgerald
It's really like identify a candidate that's already there, already in the community, and then maybe try to get them on other interviews or get them media attention.
Because again, you're not going to flip the whole Congress or primary them.
unidentified
Yeah.
phil labonte
Sean's right.
sean fracek
Sacrifice.
ian crossland
Little changes cause big ripples.
They cause like patterns to change.
So like having one guy, if you saw one rhino and you were able somehow through influence to get that guy not elected in someone else, that could set just like resounding consequences of change.
So focus on the immediate, focus on one thing at a time and really focus and go, go, go.
Like if there's a guy you want out, relentless.
Also, don't scream into the void.
You know, sometimes you make it, I've known people that made a YouTube channel and they made 100 videos and they were getting like seven views per video.
So it's really about your personal community of friends that you can share that with and sharing the content is just as important as making it.
chrissie mayr
Thank you so much for calling.
Do you have anything to shout out or promote?
unidentified
No, no, that was it.
Like I said, miss my Patriot tape being on tonight, but that's okay.
sean fracek
We miss him too.
You might not have a seat after I'm done with it.
Just going to get the seat completely canceled on the show.
I will say, shout out to Josh.
I think he agrees with my takes because he clips some of what I was saying on there.
I think I'm talking to the masses.
I think you guys are a little scared.
ian crossland
There's assumptions about MAGA.
This and Josh.
Josh is great.
sean fracek
Josh, that's great.
Thank you, Josh.
phil labonte
Thanks, Josh.
Next time, tag me.
He posted one, didn't put my tag in there.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
sean fracek
He's great.
He's great that way, he knows.
chrissie mayr
All right.
Thanks for calling.
sean fracek
Much better than me.
ian crossland
At me, bro.
serge du preez
Thanks for calling, man.
unidentified
No problem.
See you, man.
serge du preez
Cheers.
All right.
And last but certainly not least, we got Super Patriot Champion.
unidentified
Super Patriot.
Hey, good talk to you again.
Thanks for taking the call again.
Real question there for Sean Fitzgerald.
So I'm super happy to see that you finally got a chance to speak with your longtime crush, Anna.
bret baier
And I'm wondering how you feel about that, how that went.
unidentified
And also, if I'm kind of curious if she gave you any, you don't have to say what she told you, but if she gave you any kinds of info about Tank's nephew.
Oh.
sean fitzgerald
I will say I have talked to Anna off air, even went to a lunch with her, and we talked about some interesting things.
Discussions on Freedom 00:10:15
chrissie mayr
Who paid?
sean fitzgerald
I did.
You got to pay.
If I was over in LA, then she would pay.
But yeah, no.
I can't be disclosing anything in particular, but it's interesting.
sean fracek
What?
alex jones
What?
ian crossland
Kasparian?
phil labonte
Yeah.
sean fracek
Did you guys both talk about her?
sean fitzgerald
And having her on the show, having her on the show was good.
Her reaching out for, because she actually reached out to me to have her on to cover that article.
So I actually appreciated that.
Yeah, it's nice.
phil labonte
And unblocking him was great too.
unidentified
Yeah.
sean fitzgerald
And we are both married to different people, like not to each other.
phil labonte
Trisado's professional.
sean fracek
Did you talk about how much you both love saving homeless people and letting them pray?
Protecting that.
sean fitzgerald
Funnily enough, Anna has moved away from that crazy left-wing position on homeless people to a more sensible one.
alex jones
Yeah.
phil labonte
Yeah.
sean fitzgerald
But I'm talking about even.
bret baier
People drive hump by one.
That changed your mind.
unidentified
Yeah.
Whoa.
sean fracek
Shots fired.
sean fitzgerald
I mean, it's an actual assault story.
sean fracek
Oh, that's fair.
sean fitzgerald
He's accurate.
sean fracek
Yeah, he did.
She did get assaulted.
chrissie mayr
Part of the New York experience.
Oh, no.
It was in L.A., wasn't it?
sean fracek
I don't remember.
unidentified
Yeah.
sean fracek
So the red pill market.
sean fitzgerald
Part of the LA experience.
sean fracek
Being attacked while walking your dog in your own neighborhood is probably she went from like, man, I want to really protect homeless people to getting assaulted.
And like, get those homeless people out of here.
I'm telling you, I guarantee you that's what it was.
Exactly.
sean fitzgerald
I'm actually more talking, not even the crime issue with the homeless people.
I'm more talking about like the a lot of lefties are like, oh, you just have to provide them endless like housing and all these government programs.
Like her article was about how these programs are basically like rife with fraud.
And it was Project Home Key specifically in California.
And she did original reporting on it.
Like that's what we were discussing.
sean fracek
That's a good question.
So do you think that homeless shelter programs should exist?
sean fitzgerald
Should they exist?
I mean, yeah, but depending on who runs them, but yeah.
sean fracek
No, you think they should exist.
sean fitzgerald
Yeah, you should have shelters, but this is something different.
unidentified
See, I built it.
sean fracek
This is where I discussed it.
chrissie mayr
You need to be private.
sean fracek
Not at all.
They shouldn't be there at all.
We should not be able to.
chrissie mayr
Just bootstrap it.
sean fracek
Like, if someone wanted to, like, at the out of the goodness of their heart, like, like, you know, support one of these programs, fine.
But, like, government money?
Absolutely not.
phil labonte
What about asylums?
sean fracek
That's.
No, because the winter takes care of it.
chrissie mayr
That's about unemployment.
phil labonte
Yeah.
sean fitzgerald
What about places where there's no winter, like Austin?
sean fracek
Well, fair, and that's where they all end up going.
ian crossland
But like, who cleans up the bodies?
sean fracek
Well, that's a great question.
Nature?
unidentified
No, just serve the other homeless see them.
sean fracek
We should not be using government funds on homeless shelters because exactly what we're seeing with the fraud.
ian crossland
Well, that's like saying we shouldn't have farms.
The industrial homeless complex is that industrial homeless complex is the problem.
It's not sheltering homeless people that's the problem.
sean fracek
They want to be in the shelters is the point I'm making.
They don't want to be in them.
As evidenced by the fact that they'd rather freeze people watching them.
phil labonte
They don't want to go in them.
sean fitzgerald
Allowing disorder to take over.
This is like a basic tenet of broken windows policing.
Like it gives the impression that nobody's watching the area and it invites other criminality.
Also, you're leaving mentally unstable people in a lot of cases on the streets.
So when they snap and attack someone and everybody's like, hey, if this person has a bunch of crimes that they committed or they were like adjudicated or diagnosed mentally ill, like why are they out on the streets?
It's because you're like, oh, leave them.
sean fracek
Weren't you libertarian?
sean fitzgerald
Only the cold will happen.
Were you libertarian?
Yeah.
sean fracek
Were you liberal?
sean fitzgerald
I forgot where you're at.
What is libertarian about you having to pay anywhere you are on homeless shelters?
It doesn't necessarily have to be the government.
chrissie mayr
Government-funded asylums for these people.
sean fitzgerald
Yeah, people who can't take care of themselves.
sean fracek
That's interesting.
sean fitzgerald
Like people mistake libertarianism for anarchists.
And I'm less libertarian than I was before.
sean fracek
No, no, no.
sean fitzgerald
Freedom works with people who actually can make choices and take care of themselves.
sean fracek
But I thought libertarianism was against government spending on government programs.
sean fitzgerald
But I just say, it's not no government.
It's, again, minimal government less than conservatives.
Again, there's like minarchism and all these tisms that are really just arts.
sean fracek
That's a genuine question.
I wasn't.
chrissie mayr
I would argue that the homeless people are being ungovernable.
sean fracek
100%.
That's all you're going to do.
chrissie mayr
They're all libertarians.
sean fracek
Yeah, exactly.
Freedom.
sean fitzgerald
True and calm.
chrissie mayr
They are.
ian crossland
I used to work with homeless people down in LA.
I would go to the, on 6th Street, I'd go to the park and give them water.
And I was like, you know, every once in a while I see a YouTube video of like a homeless person that just, now they're famous, now they can make money.
I wanted to bring the way that they're homeless.
sean fracek
They're just famous now?
ian crossland
Well, I wanted to help them become seen so that they could start a fundamental channel or get out of the pit.
But what I noticed is they didn't want it.
They'd be like, get that fucking thing out of my face.
sean fracek
Yes, that's exactly what homeless people want, a rigid uploading content.
unidentified
Right.
ian crossland
I'm like, I can fix this.
sean fracek
You just got to post eight times a day.
unidentified
You know, Clayton.
sean fracek
A lot of people seemed to.
ian crossland
It's anecdotal, but they didn't want help.
They wanted to be left alone.
They wanted total anarchy.
I know.
sean fracek
Just let them stay on the street.
ian crossland
I'm with it to a point, but when I have to step over you walking on the street, you might have a knife.
sean fracek
Well, that's different than they're breaking the law.
sean fitzgerald
You put them in jail.
You don't get to have the streets.
We don't concede that to you.
sean fracek
How about this?
chrissie mayr
Are you saying on our streets?
unidentified
Yeah.
sean fitzgerald
How about I give you a compromise?
unidentified
All right.
sean fitzgerald
You run the experiment from Squid Game Season 2, where you offer them a $1 bread or $1 lotto ticket.
If they take the lotto ticket, scratch it off and lose.
unidentified
That's it.
sean fracek
You done?
Just get rid of them.
sean fitzgerald
If they take the bread, you're like, okay, there's some hope here.
ian crossland
So are you into the Canadian Maid program?
sean fracek
What's the Canadian Maiden?
chrissie mayr
It's like people can say medically assisted death.
sean fracek
Listen, how much time do we have on this topic?
ian crossland
Probably three times.
sean fracek
It doesn't take long to say yes, Sean.
No, it's a long, long topic.
Next member show we get into my life.
sean fitzgerald
Medically assisted dying, and he's like, yes, we should kill people.
It's like, no, no, that's not actually the policy.
sean fracek
No, I do think that there should be a medically assisted suicide, yes.
Wow.
I do.
ian crossland
We should let homeless people freeze to death on the street.
sean fracek
That's their choice.
They've decided.
chrissie mayr
Or they're doing well to know that that's their choice.
ian crossland
I mean, if a 14-year-old is getting the shit kicked out of him, is that his choice?
sean fracek
That's different.
ian crossland
How's it different?
sean fracek
Because they're making the choice of their own life.
Someone isn't making a choice for them.
You guys are arguing for is somebody saying, like, the 14-year-old getting beat to you know, whatever.
ian crossland
The 14-year-old's now, 17-year-old and gets the shit kicked out of them, and then they get thrown on the street, and they're so they can't like it.
sean fracek
This is not the analogy.
The analogy would be if the 17-year-old wanted to live on the street and freeze to death in the cold, then you'll say, What if a 10-year-old wants to live on the street and freeze to death in the cold?
I think you know, that first of all, we're the parents.
I, this is a different position.
I have when you're under 18, the parents should be going to jail for a lot of this stuff.
sean fitzgerald
What if they die like you know, what if that's Bruce Wayne?
sean fracek
Then that is a really Thomas.
Yeah, now that's a tough one.
chrissie mayr
Get him in a costume.
sean fracek
They should have a family unit, hopefully.
sean fitzgerald
No, there's no Alfred in this universe.
serge du preez
No, they get made, they get a maid, no, they get M-A-I-D made.
That's like medically assisted.
sean fracek
I just think no, I wouldn't say that.
ian crossland
A lot of people aren't there of choice, they're there because they don't know how to make choices.
They're broken, you know.
unidentified
I agree, and just to let them die, they're failed comedians, yeah, or YouTubers.
sean fracek
It'd be funny if you went up to him, you're like, start a YouTube channel.
He's like, I already tried that.
unidentified
You're all YouTubers?
sean fracek
Tried that, Ian.
unidentified
Get out of my face.
chrissie mayr
You were gonna kick my ass a couple years ago, man.
ian crossland
I found that just sitting there with them was better than trying to interact with them, the homeless people, just being near them.
They want to be seen.
Like, if someone comes up to you and ask for a while, they want to be smelled.
unidentified
I disagree with that.
ian crossland
Look at their eyes, shake their hands and let them know they're human, but it makes them much happier than handing them a dollar bill.
sean fitzgerald
I don't, you don't get a choice to sleep on the street, like, take over an entire sidewalk, set up an encampment.
Like, no, this seems very anti-American.
sean fracek
Like, we should be able to go live anywhere.
Like, anywhere new nature.
Okay, but most of them we know, most of them will go into like forests and like areas of nature where you get police.
serge du preez
They're impeding my freedom.
Like, you can't impede someone else's freedom.
That's what I'm going to say.
Listen, the city streets on the streets, bro.
sean fracek
But do you have an issue if they're in a forest area?
They're in an area where nobody else is at.
serge du preez
I mean, they're not going to survive very long.
sean fracek
It doesn't matter.
That's on my question.
Do you have an issue if they're in an area where nobody is there?
There's no inhabitants.
It's in the middle of a forest.
serge du preez
Like BLM land?
sean fracek
Anywhere where there's no inhabitants in the middle of Florida.
sean fitzgerald
What is the point?
You're talking about going to the Pacific Northwest.
sean fracek
I'm talking about freedom.
serge du preez
So what's the point?
sean fracek
That was like literally the whole idea of us coming to this country and like making homes and west.
They should be able to make the choice of it.
sean fitzgerald
If you went west, you claimed land.
It became your private property and then you built upon it.
sean fracek
So do you have an issue with them living out in the middle of nowhere?
ian crossland
Do I state park or something?
sean fitzgerald
It's still my life for them because I don't know they're out there.
serge du preez
They're like some natural land.
I don't want them blighting.
unidentified
That's your land.
sean fracek
Your landscape is in the middle of the forest and they're out to see.
unidentified
It's just like a screen share.
sean fitzgerald
It's like, is there an arcane?
sean fracek
So they're just saying you guys are against freedom.
phil labonte
It's like anything you want to add to your question.
sean fitzgerald
I think everybody's forgetting the fact that this is all stolen land.
ian crossland
So they can live where they're.
unidentified
Thank you, Billy Island.
That's a good point.
serge du preez
Nice, dude.
unidentified
You were right.
serge du preez
That's a great answer.
sean fracek
Those are the kinds of takes I like.
unidentified
Hey, thanks a lot for you for the call.
You guys have a good night.
phil labonte
Good night.
sean fracek
Thank you, man.
ian crossland
It's kind of like if I opened my bag and I had a candy bar that someone else stole and put in my bag and I don't know who stole it or where it came from, I wouldn't return the candy bar.
I wouldn't even know where to begin.
That's how I feel about the United States.
chrissie mayr
Depends what kind of candy bar it is.
ian crossland
That's also true.
sean fracek
Is it a Democratic way?
If it's America, it's $100,000, right?
sean fitzgerald
If it's a Milky Way, it's like a bootleg Snickers.
chrissie mayr
Or if it's like a take-five, you're like, hmm, okay.
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unidentified
It's a wet sugar.
phil labonte
I'm just keeping it.
sean fitzgerald
Yeah, Snickers, but if it's a Milky Way, it's like not a Snickers.
It's a lie.
I might want revenge on the person that sung that into my bag.
phil labonte
If it's an almond joy, I'm finding that bastard.
sean fracek
What if it's to throw a baby Ruth in there?
phil labonte
Either of them.
chrissie mayr
You don't like looking at it, dude.
Oh, wow.
sean fracek
It looks like a poop.
ian crossland
What if it was a bunch of mushrooms when you opened the bag?
sean fracek
I would not draw them.
phil labonte
Throw them away because I don't want to go in shape.
sean fracek
Right.
ian crossland
Yeah, me too.
chrissie mayr
Throwing mushrooms is for lobsters.
alex jones
Throw them away.
phil labonte
Yeah, me too.
ian crossland
Ladies and gentlemen.
sean fracek
You could probably wrap it, Chrissy.
ian crossland
I don't even think we have any other callers now.
chrissie mayr
No, I think they're all gone.
ian crossland
Serge, did you have any final thoughts?
serge du preez
I just forgot to.
I was just talking to Sean and this crazy argument we had, and I forgot to give you a text so you know that we were finished with the show.
So whenever we want to wrap, we can.
sean fracek
I am going for that.
chrissie mayr
What a great show.
Thank you guys so much for watching.
Shout out to Ian and the Sean's and Phil.
Oh, and me.
sean fracek
Great job, Chrissy.
chrissie mayr
Serge.
Oh, thanks.
God, you guys are the best.
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