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Oct. 22, 2025 - Timcast IRL - Tim Pool
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Portland Police PROTECT Antifa From DHS Arrest, Trump Admin Says SEND IN THE GUARD | Timcast IRL
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In a shocking video posted by Nick's order, Antifa, marked by feds for arrest, run behind Portland police, who then explicitly protect them from arrest by the feds.
The feds are actually arguing with Portland police about this.
Things are starting to get crazy.
A.A.G.
Harmeet Dillon says this is why Trump needs to send in the National Guard, which is another big story.
The Ninth Circuit has ruled in favor of Trump.
He can deploy the National Guard.
Things are getting pretty spicy, ladies and gentlemen.
The DOJ has referred that No Kings protester for prosecution.
I'm sorry, DHS is referred to the DOJ, the No Kings protester who is screaming for people to buy guns and shoot ice.
Holy smokes.
We got a story about a U.S. marshal and an illegal immigrant who were injured and shot in a scuffle.
Things are getting spicy.
And then it's kind of funny.
So Trump's renovating the White House.
I really don't care.
I think it's a minor net positive.
It's great.
It's great that he's doing it, right?
He's building this big, beautiful ballroom for entertaining dignitaries, foreign diplomats and world leaders – I think that's something great for the White House to have.
And the left is acting like they're angry about it.
Hillary Clinton is apoplectic, saying it's not his house.
Numerous presidents have renovated before.
This is not the first time.
It won't be the last.
This is the stupidest thing ever.
They just they need to be mad at Trump for something.
So we're talking about all that, my friends and more.
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Joining us tonight to talk about this and so much more is Tony Ortiz.
Glad to be here again.
Thank you for having me.
I'm the stand-in Mexican.
The replacement Mexican.
The replacement mexically.
Yeah, we were without a little bit darker, a little bit browner.
Without Nick, we were like, we needed somebody who is still Mexican.
Because you had the black guy yesterday, and then you had the brown guy today, and then the gay guy later in the week.
Do we?
Tomorrow.
Oh, that's right.
But tomorrow we do white.
Yeah.
And then, but so we're going in order of, I guess.
DI week.
Yeah, DEI week.
We got to make sure everything's in order and the skin tone lightens as time goes on.
Uh Nick Fuentes was booked, and I know a lot of you know, this is the crazy thing because there's a lot of people that just no matter what happens, any anything, any discussion of Nick is negative or angry.
We had been talking to Nick about uh coming on IRL in the culture war.
Uh, we wanted to come on earlier.
He couldn't make it.
Uh, we booked him.
I said, This is fantastic.
We're finally gonna have him on IRL specifically.
And then uh, I think it was yesterday he said he had a scheduling issue came up, something rather important, and we'll just reschedule, and we were like, Yeah, yeah, no problem.
Like that was the end of the conversation, and we're getting people being like, Tim canceled Nick.
And I'm like, guys, calm down.
We got the phone call.
That's what happened.
We got the phone call.
Do you see Marion Williamson tweeted that uh quote unquote MSNBC got the memo, and it's like she deleted it right away because I think you know, there's an implication there.
But anyway, uh Ilad's hanging out.
Good evening, everybody.
I'm Alad Eliyahu, the White House correspondent here at Timcast.
Good to be here, and it's good to be here with you, Tony.
Yeah, we were just talking.
The last time we saw each other was at CPAC, what, like three, four years ago?
It's been a while.
I wanted to say before we get into it that I deeply admire your work, and I feel like you type your type of journalism, um, real journalism, where you actually, I don't know, look through people's finances and keep up with the candidates who run within the state is invaluable, and not enough people on the right are doing that reporting.
And there's a big opportunity for people to do that on the right.
So I commend you for your hard work.
But enough of that, Phil.
Hello, everybody.
My name is Philiponti.
I'm the lead singer of the Heavy Metal Band, All That Remains.
I'm an anti-communist and a counter-revolutionary.
Let's get into it.
Here's a story.
We have this tweet from Harmeat Dillon.
She is AAG, civil rights at the DOJ serving under Pam Bondi.
She says, This is exactly why the Ninth Circuit just said POTUS can send in the National Guard.
Incredible fail.
And to which she is referring is this tweet from Nick Sorter.
Breaking Portland police just provided cover to antifa terrorists at Ice Portland who were beaming spotlights in DHS agents' eyes and shielding them from DHS.
Portland police are literally aiding a terrorist group.
A DHS agent came out and confronted Portland police, calling them out for allowing terrorists to hide behind them.
She's literally running behind you guys.
Portland police pretended like they saw nothing at all, although they were standing just 15 away from 15 feet away from the assailants, which DHS had just marked with countless pepper balls, lights, and lasers over the course of several minutes.
I was three times the distance away, and even I saw what was going on.
Shameful.
Something must be done with Portland police now.
Let's uh let's roll tape and you can see for yourself.
Hey, what's the girl?
You can see they're shooting at an antifa hiding behind street signs.
The individual shining something in our trying to shine a h shine a high powered uh daylight.
It's like a daylight flashlight looks like.
And then they run for the police.
Antifugs run for cover.
Oh my god.
You've gotta be kidding me.
Light the police up with gas.
And then look at this.
From behind the police using the daylight flashlight on the DHS agents from behind the police.
Shoot everybody else to shoot one person in the right.
This person did this because now DHS cannot shoot them.
That was the point.
That the cops are a shield.
Nobody told us anything.
The agents confronts Portland police for covering for anti vote.
She's literally running behind you.
That's yeah, and we don't know why she's running.
Moments for federal agents marked their targets and Portland police watched it happen.
Hey, look at that.
Portland police lied.
Again, they watched federal agents get beamed by Antifa and protected the assailants.
And then they get to leave.
I wouldn't be surprised if these people are working with the police directly and the cops know who they are.
So I'm gonna stress for everybody.
We go back years and there was that video where a cop is is seen, I think it's in Seattle, and he's like yelling at the protesters, you win, I quit, I'm leaving.
And there's another video where a guy is being attacked by Antifa and the cops jump out of their vehicle and arrest the victim.
This is not the first time it's happened.
It won't be the last.
We saw Nick Sorter as well as other conservatives who are just on the ground filming get arrested.
And it's because Portland police are the same as Antifa.
Now, where this goes, your guess is good as mine, but I think most people are probably looking at you know, we're asking the obvious question what happens when a police department is antifa.
Do you remember during COVID?
People were but prior to COVID, people were like, oh, cops are like naturally right-leaning, there are guys.
And then COVID hit, and who was enforcing all the lockdowns?
Who was arresting everybody?
It was the cops.
Like at the end of the day, these guys have jobs, they take direction from the top, whoever the top is, whether it's a lefty or not, and they carry out orders and they want to go home.
They want to pay their bills, and they're gonna do whatever is told of them.
they're not going to hold honor to what they do.
Those police would respond to pepper balls just like the protesters or rioters.
During uh, you know, maybe five, ten years ago, the typical uh uh mentality of people on the right was back the blue no matter who.
Then they started to discover around the George Floyd riots with COVID that many of these cops are communists.
And I mean that somewhat derisively.
Many of these cops are willing to march in lockstep with communist edict and shut down churches.
And uh you had one instance where in New Jersey a woman was forced to close her store by mandate, and so she started live streaming her store on her phone on Facebook.
Cops showed up and said, Stop streaming.
She said, What do you what are you talking about?
I'm not even open.
And they were like, you're trying to sell products.
So it clearly wasn't about COVID lockdown.
It was about shutting down commerce and economics.
And the cops with smiles on their face did it.
You had Attillus Gym.
Local cops from that town were like, nah, we're not going to shut it down.
So they brought in other cops from outside and they said, We'll shut you down.
Then all of a sudden, people started to drop the mentality of back the blue no matter who.
Maybe some cops are bad people.
Yeah, the back the blue thing.
Uh like it's it's kind of a scam.
Because they're they lean whatever they want to lean and they take direction from whoever's paying their their salary, their payroll.
There's a serious issue with police departments in our country, mostly in Democrat leaning states that um are refusing to coordinate and cooperate with ICE and DHS agents, and that makes their jobs more difficult.
So I think that's what we're seeing like a breakdown of because the DHS agents here aren't coordinating with the um Portland police on the ground, they're not able to coordinate who's a threat or not.
And I think a lot of these police departments are under, you know, the illusion that these people don't hate them and they just hate the ICE agents.
They need to understand that we're not very far from like the defund the police movement and like cops in the KKK are the same thing as far as the these leftist protests are concerned.
So we need these police departments to cooperate and help ICE, not kind of be an obstacle in their way.
They're trying to stay in the good graces of what they believe are like left leftist activists and the community, but I think they're totally wrong in that belief.
They're they're going to be hated regardless of what they do to placate the protesters or the rioters because the the left hates any type of law enforcement overall, just broadly.
The DHS agents that were up there that were shooting um pepper balls at the at the protesters, they should have continued to shoot the pepper balls when the people went behind the police and said, sorry, guys, we weren't aiming at you.
Those are less than lethal.
They're not gonna hurt anybody, they're not actually gonna injure the police.
The police need to do their job.
There's there's no way the local cops were unaware that those shots were happening.
Yeah, they So when that woman ran towards them, I agree.
The feds should not have stopped any of their enforcement action.
They should have carried on standard enforcement as they normally would.
I understand whether it's cops or anyone else, they're probably going to hold their fire on the pepper balls because they don't want to go after anybody else, right?
They don't want to in uh accidentally hit innocent people.
But that shouldn't mean the Portland police turn this person over right away.
Grab them and say, Hey, you ain't playing this game with us.
Instead, the cops protected her and let her go.
I mean, yeah, these poor these not Portland police, but you had police and federal agencies, FBI agents.
Remember, they were like during the Floyd riots, they were taking a knee and they were doing all this stuff.
And didn't didn't the Trump administration just recently fire a bunch of FBI agents that were doing that?
Like the police do have political lean, and like you said, they're not all bad, but you got to keep in mind that like they they do this the police are coming from the communities that they they they police and sometimes they're leftists.
There's one thing that I I want to push back on.
The idea that they're not all bad, right?
Like it's fair to say that they're they're probably not strongly political, but if they're not doing their job, they're they're a bad cop.
So allowing those people to hide behind them, that's a though they're all those people there, they're bad cops.
They're not doing their job.
They should be helping the uh the federal forces.
They should have wrapped those people up.
So all of those people there, they're all bad cops.
I believe that.
And I'm not by bad cop, I don't mean that they're they're they're corrupt or they're intentionally aiding, as in actively trying to do things to hinder what ICE is doing, but they're not helping ICE, therefore they're bad cops.
I think they're directed to not coordinate too with ICE, the Portland officer.
Yeah, and the video comes out and they're you know, their their leadership sees them coordinating with ICE, they're gonna get fired or disciplined for sure.
It's look many people kept asking me years ago, how could there possibly be a civil war if there's no factions?
And it's just like you realize factions are created.
So when you have police, this is is this, you know, and and maybe not, but is this the first time we've seen two different police jurisdictions clash with each other in any meaningful way?
Now don't get me wrong, I remember the National Guard and Federal Law Enforcement in Texas.
You had uh Texas or I'm I'm sorry.
Yeah, you had you had uh Texas State Guard and you had the feds under Biden fighting over the border stuff.
Yeah, the border, the the concertino wire.
In the Trump administration, we now have something similar.
Is this the is it uh honestly anybody in chat, were there on any other moments we've seen this in the riots where like two different divisions of police were like at each other at odds with each other like this?
I don't recall ever seeing a local police force actually inhibit federal forces.
And aid and to bet a criminal to escape?
Yeah, I've never.
This is how you get factions because you have the federal government and the state government, and the state government, even the local cops are saying no to the feds as if they are a different body.
It used to be that they were like, we work together.
Law and state law enforcement and and federal law enforcement would cooperate on things.
I suppose the worst case scenario was that like in the movies, the feds would come in and be like, step aside, it's our crime scene now, and they'd be like, You can't take this crime scene from me.
Now it's like I'm not stepping aside.
Ma'am, you're free to go.
Do something about it.
What's the next phase?
Those Portland cops looked very satisfied that those Antifa were um directing their anger towards the DHS agents and not them.
Insurrection act.
That's liter that's literally what is on deck, or what what the proper course of action by the federal government is.
If the local police are not carrying out the law, if they're not actually behaving in a legal way, then the federal government is empowered to carry out the the you know, the laws passed by Congress.
I want to jump to this tweet from Mr. Andy No.
He says a trans activist in Portland has put a hit list, graphic uh Hitless graphic of me and others putting me at the highest threat level and suggesting others take action.
Take a look at this graphic.
What are those things?
There's red and then what there's yellow yeah, yellow light orange, orange, orange red.
I gotta wrap.
I wonder who got insulted with the lowest.
Who got yellow?
Yeah, I want to know who got threat level yellow.
That's I doubt anybody.
You're yellow yellow, yellow type threat level.
So there's also this, which appears to be on a light post, and you can see there's Nick Shirley.
Congratulations, Nick.
Um, I can't read the rest of them.
What is it?
I can't I can't read that one.
Thomas Allen, black rebel.
Oh, Cam Higby.
Hey, Cam, how's it going?
Leftists in these areas are putting up flyers to target people for physical violence, attack or otherwise.
Portland is in a very, very strange uh place right now.
There was this is uh Jubilee put out a debate between uh two leftists and two uh conservatives.
And one of the debate things, uh, one of the one of the subjects was that Portland is a war zone.
Portland's population has collapsed over the past few years.
People are fleeing Portland because you can't run your business.
And they and the the leftists are like, but crime is actually down.
And I'm like, I don't care.
If you have ten antifa that keep terrorizing the downtown and commerce is down, crime isn't the issue.
So Trump needs to send in the National Guard and vote the insurrection act.
And I honestly think the only way we get out of this is if Trump actually I don't I don't I don't know.
I think it's insurrection act commandeers, the local government and then has new elections and cleans everything up.
Have we seen that?
Like in modern times, Insurrection Act?
Insurrection Act, yes.
LA riots easy as example.
Uh we had the National Guard sent in.
I think it was Obama in Ferguson during the the Michael Brown riots.
But the bigger question is not so much whether the Trump will invoke the insurrection act is whether he will go and remove a mayor and governor from power and their their assemblies and their council and say it is time for a new election because this is criminal.
This is corrupt.
That's the only way you get out of it.
What what what's gonna happen?
The feds are gonna keep saying don't break the laws and then no one does anything.
Well, with their sanctuary city policies, yeah, pretty much.
I mean, that's how it's looking.
Like uh nobody's gonna cooperate the the local police won't cooperate with you.
You know, they they did an uh a raid recently um DHS did in New York City on Canal Street, and then I I saw almost immediately after the NYPD wanted to make sure, you know, nobody's blaming for this uh them for this.
So they sent out a tweet that said the MIPD had no involvement in the federal operation that took place on Canal Street this afternoon.
Like these cops are really trying hard to distance themselves from other law enforcement activity.
They're not going to protect them, they're not gonna collaborate with them.
And if people come in protest and and ride against them, you know, they're just gonna, I guess, by the way.
I'm over it.
Take them over.
Like, guys, this was what was Saf Sam Hernandez was was covering this.
It's like uh uh what was it, like a black market thing going on?
On Canal Street in New York City, Canal Street's notorious for having these um these fakes being sold on the streets by definitely illegal aliens from God knows where in Africa.
And when the feds came and shut it down, police local police were sure to tell the world we allow black market illegal immigrant you know uh crime to surge and run rampant, and we we are proud of it.
Yeah, it's you could sell fake merchandise on the street, you could sell fake Gucci bags.
Yeah, Trump needs to invoke the insurrection act.
I I I I get it.
He's biding his time, whatever.
Maybe when uh winter comes, he'll be a bit more heavy-handed because then you don't get riots in the winter.
And so the concern right now is if Trump makes a bold move like sending in the troops, you will get mass riots.
That would be good.
Do in the winter, nothing happens.
Yeah, that would that would be uh nice to see some kind of you know, increase in enforcement because the uh the Antifa people are kind of scared of the cold.
What's his last term?
You can kind of get away with doing anything, right?
Well, actually, he can't get away with anything.
If Trump does not win and he leaves office, he the first thing that's gonna happen, he's gonna get locked up.
He'll be put in prison.
His supporters, his confidants, everybody who's aligned with him knows this.
So there is no question that Trump must crush the multi the multicultural democracy of America.
That's what we call him.
I don't think Democrat accurately uh reflects what we're talking about.
So I'm gonna just use uh Stephen Marsh's description the multicultural democracy of America versus the Constitutional Republic of America.
If Trump leaves office there and and Democrats win, we'll all be in a gulag.
And and it's not an exaggeration.
We're we're well past this point.
I hope people wake up to the fact that they arrested Trump's lawyers.
Yep.
They hunted down Trump supporters across the country for nonviolent trespassing.
Yeah, I'm not talking about the writers' agents.
I'm talking about the trespassing.
People who walked in there had no idea what's going on.
Hunted down.
They created a fake operation accusing prominent media personalities of being involved in a Russian influence scheme.
Yours truly.
And we know it was fake.
Fabricated.
Just to steal an election and malign people.
What do you think they're gonna do once they get power if they get power back?
So Trump has no choice but to absolutely crush this rogue element of the United States.
Yeah, they have to do everything they can to prevent the the left from having that kind of power again.
And in the hopes that there are there is a moderate left, but I don't see a moderate left, you know, starting to form.
They're the the Democrats continue to kick out the moderates with Fetterman, they're talking about booting Fetterman, um, all the Democrats that are currently former Democrats that are currently in the Trump administration that left the Democrat Party.
Like the way that it seems to be going or have has been going for the better part of the past ten years or longer, is people that are reasonable in the Democrat Party, as the Democrats get more uh more extreme and more radical, they just leave.
And that's something you see, you know.
We hear people talk about, you know, don't leave New York, don't give up New York, don't let the left just take over things.
But that's kind of what's been happening.
People have left the the blue states and they've gone to Florida, they've gone to Texas.
Um, and you leave these kind of Democrat enclaves that that are full of people with terrible policies.
And you can't just let the left take the government because when they're in government, they use the IRS, they use the DH uh DS just the It's just it's just over.
At this point, based on what they've done in the previous administration.
And and now Trump's response.
If Trump pulls a half measure and loses, we're cooked.
Yeah, I've been having the conversation around security quite a bit, and uh, you know, I was talking to my wife about this.
I said, there's no running.
There's literally no running.
We're talking about the United States of America.
If it gets taken over by psycho lefty commies, there's nowhere for you to go.
They're going to come, they're gonna find you.
You will be a dissident of the state, you'll be you'll be an enemy.
They're going to target people of This is what we see in these revolutions.
They go after those who have the ability to rally, who have charisma, who have political leadership, and they remove them from the chessboard.
So there's no running.
There's only winning.
And you know, if anything ever happened to you, they'd call you a Russian agent after your passing.
That's what they'd say.
I mean, they may they they they're evil.
The the Biden administration fabricated a fake criminal case with two people no one's ever heard of without any real evidence, and then used it to hold a press conference accusing me, Benny, Dave, and others of being involved in some kind of Russian disinformation plot, despite the fact Dave being the best example.
He was hosting uh was effectively America's funniest home videos.
He was reacting to viral content, did it for a year and stopped.
Nothing was political.
The culture of war podcast that we'd licensed was largely apolitical.
Talk about UFOs, flat earth, just goofy subjects.
They faked the whole thing, and then after they lost the election, they dropped it.
Not to mention that we love Ukraine and the president should definitely send over some tomahawks to Ukraine.
He's flip-flopped so many times all over on that position.
I'm sorry, I just feel like I had to bring that part up.
Yeah, I just think that now that we're we're we we we have factions.
It's happened.
Trump has said Pritzker and Mayor Johnson Chicago should be in prison.
You've got far leftists in uh uh in Portland working with the police and the police working with them.
Police and antifa in Portland are one and the same.
And and I don't I don't know what what what what I'm what I'm over is this no, come on, it's a one off, it's nothing.
We've seen enough.
They arrested Nick Sorter when he got attacked.
They arrested there's another guy who hit that with the rock, they arrested him too.
The victims are getting arrested and the perpetrators are being protected by the police because the police are antifa.
Yeah, I mean, we it's not new, is another thing.
There are there are people that still deny I mean, we've had podcasts where people came on and and their the whole point was, you know, are the right targeted?
And they would sit there and deny and deny and deny and deny.
But you know, there is there's so much evidence so many times that are that are that have been documented, whether it be again uh the IRS or you're talking about FEMA when they were going to when they were deciding not to help Trump supporters in the same way where they're they were helping uh people that didn't have Trump signs on their front lawn,
or you talk about the uh the feds targeting parents that didn't want their kids to be taught certain uh certain political ideologies in school and and they they were monitoring them, or you're talking about the the federal government going and and monitoring uh people in you know journalists and stuff.
This is not new, and it is only going to get worse should the Democrats get into uh positions of authority.
I think it's gonna get worse regardless.
Well, they're not in power now and it's getting worse.
And well, the the the issue is that in the states where they do have power, they're so what this is one of the questions I got asked about Pritzker.
Does he actually care about these issues and side with these people, or is he just anti-Trump?
And I'm like, they're the same thing.
He is agreeing with them because it's anti-Trump.
He is supporting them because it's the appropriate political move to make.
Newsom does not care what makes the country better.
He cares what gives him power.
So he's simply being like, I don't care what happens, but it's gonna be really funny when the pitchfork mobs turn on snake uh sleazy slick newsome and he starts running frantic.
It's like that that uh remember when the riots happened and there's a guy in in Beverly Hills who was like, yeah, riot, burn it down.
And they said he was tweeting this and he was like, Hey, wait a minute, why are you coming here?
No, go back downtown.
Oh no, they're climbing the walls, get out of here.
Yeah, he loved it when they were burning other people's neighborhoods down.
Yeah.
That's what's gonna happen to Newsom and Pritzka, these people don't get it.
And all of these, these you know, run-of-the-mill lefties, like in Portland, they're all like this woman who got she was she was fat.
She eats a lot.
What's gonna happen when they can't get food?
They're gonna be like, man, this sucks.
The problem is, you ever try to you guys ever try arguing when someone was real dumb?
Every day.
It gets frustrating, right?
Because they're too stupid to understand what you're saying.
So it's like yelling at a brick wall.
The problem is when these people start starving and getting angry, instead of recognizing it's their own retardation, they're gonna blame you and they're gonna go and storm your house, try to steal your food.
They're gonna be like food cups from the grocery store, and you're stopping it.
And we're gonna be like, bro, I'm not a farmer.
And they're gonna be like, and then they're gonna attack you.
We had this recently.
There's uh there's a guy running for uh for office, uh James Tallerico.
The guy who was cheating on his wife who let herself on fire or no no, this is uh this guy's single.
Um, okay.
Is he a good guy or a bad guy?
Uh he's Democrat.
So he's a hardcore, hard far leftist democrat.
But he is he a good guy or a bad guy?
Democrat.
Um but he was we have the state fair of Texas, like a big thing, and the prices have gone up dramatically.
I think a turkey leg is like almost $30 now.
And he was blaming the price increase on tariffs.
He was like, oh, Oreo cookies are going up because of tariffs, these these turkey legs are going up, these drinks at the state fair, and it's like, where are you getting where are you importing these turkey legs that tariffs are affecting it?
And it's just like to your point, it's just all become anti-Trump.
Well, everything is just anti-Trump.
Turkeys are from China.
Right.
We don't have turkeys here.
Yeah.
The pilgrims, when they first came here on the first Thanksgiving, it was uh the Native Americans had imported turkey from China, and what we celebrate on Thanksgiving is free trade.
Yeah, those Chinese turkeys hit different.
The pilgrims were starving because of the tariffs, and the Native Americans uh negotiated a free trade agreement and were able to bring turkeys.
That's what he clearly meant.
It's uh but yeah, everything's just anti-Trump.
It's just that's there's no other position, just anti-Trump.
Because you don't need any Democrats that are like, you know what, I don't have a problem with Trump, I just have a problem with some of these policies.
Trump is the son of our political, our current political climate.
Everybody just orbits around him.
Everybody does.
Yeah, I mean, just look at the way people are responding to the uh to the beginning of the work on the the ballroom at the White House.
They're acting as if Donald Trump is just bulldozing the White House and like he's gonna put like a new Trump tower there.
Like this thing is going to look like a part of the White House.
The architecture and and the structure itself is going to be fitting to it's gonna fit with the rest of the the White House.
It's not like this is some kind of terrible destructive thing.
It's he's not maliciously destroying stuff, but people are behaving as if it's it's look let's pull this up.
We got the story from Daily Mail.
Hillary Clinton melts down over Trump's big, beautiful White House ballroom.
I think they got a picture of it.
And uh before I show you what here's here's the renovations.
They're they're tearing down portions of it.
And uh there's more pictures.
I think there's a mock-up online somewhere of what they expect it to look like.
I thought they had it on uh oh this looks nice.
Is that it?
No, this is the East Wing.
I think it's decorated for Christmas last year.
There you go.
These are the designs for the ballroom.
That's incredible.
It looks better than Obama's library.
Have you seen him construct?
Obama's library looks like it should be in in Star Wars.
I don't I don't understand why.
I I get it, I get it.
So when I heard Trump was building a barroom, I went, oh, because presidents have always renovated the White House.
People don't know this.
Ilad knows this.
The White House is actually a complex.
It's not you see the picture on the TV, and there's like the front of the building.
It's gigantic, and there's a few different wings to it.
And this is actually long overdue.
A lot of a lot of different parts of the White House needs renovation, renovations.
I just don't ever think it's politically popular for a president to a president to announce it while he's in office.
It looks like self-serving to like build up um his own White House like where he's staying.
So I think he's the only president that would be able to do this and um you know deal with the political consequences of it.
My point is people need to realize that the White House complex is massive.
And uh I I mean, let me let me let me just actually look up how big how how many square feet it is.
How many square feet White House complex?
And so the point is these liberals, Hillary Clinton comes out and she has this stupid tweet because she's nuts and it's really funny, and uh, I want to make fun of her.
It's not his house, it's your house, and he's destroying it.
Oh, are you mad because it's not your house?
Yeah, poor Hillary, she'll never get to be president, and she's whinging about it.
Many presidents have renovated the house, Taft, uh FDR.
Trump's putting in a ballroom, and I think it's uh very appropriate.
How many square feet white house a lot?
What was it before they took it down?
Was it a ballroom?
It was the East Wing.
It was the East Wing.
But like what was in there?
The first lady's office.
Uh that's what we were showing.
So and um so he's gonna put a ballroom in there.
I think it's fantastic because this means that they can entertain foreign dignitaries, princes, kings, politicians, prime ministers.
What they've been doing prior to this is they were literally putting up a big tent on the White House grounds.
So this is this is a something that's actually necessary.
And you at least you listen to some White House, uh, some Washington insiders and they talk about the air conditioning in the tent was not particularly good because obviously a tent is not a a sealed building, so it was uncomfortable in the summer.
If they did anything in the winter, it would end up or in the fall and stuff, sometimes it could be you know cold and uncomfortable.
So this is something that makes perfect sense for the White House to have you know functions on the White House grounds, so that way the the Secret Service can make sure that it's secure.
They don't have to go somewhere else.
This is this is it's honestly a no-brainer.
And peep the usual sp suspects to people like like Jojo from Jurs and and the Lincoln Project retards.
Like they're all saying things like, Oh, this is so terrible and I hate Donald Trump for this, and blah, blah, blah.
In ten years, people are gonna look back and they're gonna say, that's a great addition.
Yes, that's only because the left has to be crushed.
Yeah.
Because if the Democrats win, they're gonna bulldoze the ballroom and call it fascist.
Yeah, we can't.
When's it supposed to be done?
When's the like uh I don't know for sure, but uh I want to say this.
The executive residence is 55,000 square feet, six floors, and there's plans for an additional 90,000 square foot ballroom.
This is uh just between that, it's 145,000 square feet.
We don't actually have a full uh um there's no public information on the full square footage of the White House complex, but it's got to be several hundred thousand square feet, I'd imagine.
It's it's it's massive.
I mean, there's offices there, people work there, there's a basement, there's a bowling alley.
Is it like a movie theater too?
There's a massive complex.
Um, as press, they only let us in like a small little press area and uh in a small room, but the it's it's a very large um compound that they have over there.
It's fascinating too because the president is isn't only updating upgrading the White House for future presidents, he's also upgrading uh Air Force One, right?
What's the upgrades on that?
Like what's oh well the the plane, they're getting a new plane.
Oh I thought that they weren't gonna from the UAE or was it?
Uh from Qatar.
They're still accepting it.
They are.
Is that are they actually gonna make that into Air Force One?
Yeah, allegedly.
I think it's yeah, and the president was really happy about it.
You guys don't remember though.
I I do remember.
I thought that it was gonna not actually happen.
I thought that that plane was gonna go to the uh, thought it was gonna be his personal plane or something like that.
No, he wouldn't be able to accept it as that.
And then I believe he said it was gonna be a replacement for Air Force One, which is dilapidated.
Uh I don't know if it's been on that, but if it's actually dilapidated, that that's been told.
I've I've heard it's an old plane, especially 747.
You know, I I can go on, it's just extremely expensive.
Oh, really?
They make you pay for the pay to get on.
Yeah, and it's uh first class price for wherever you go.
And then there's other associated fees and stuff, but really the the the White House itself, not the whole complex, just the building with the East Wing, the Oval Office is probably like 200,000 square feet with with the addition of the ballroom, it's gonna be around there.
So that's gonna be actually fairly large.
It may actually be around 200, the whole thing, but then you've got the the attached offices that connect to the buildings as well.
So it's it's pretty big.
You know, the oval office is actually pretty small when you're in it.
It it feels actually very tiny and it looks bigger on TV.
Photos look pretty cramped, actually.
Because you see all the press like on top of each other.
I always thought they kind of took wide shots and uh you saw he celebrated Diwali?
Who?
Um the president did in the Oval Office.
I believe I don't know what the I think it's uh it's a Hindu holiday.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
Did you enjoy that?
Well, I don't know what they actually celebrate for Diwali.
Were you there?
No, but I did watch it.
They give you presents.
I tried to get in, but they didn't.
They shuffle in like the people who they allow in for all the press events.
Um they they let was it here who thought you were Indian?
Sean.
He's irritating.
That guy.
You thought I was Asian.
I thought you were Asian, yeah.
Well, I thought you could have been like a halfy.
It's it's your eye above you.
That's that's offensive.
It's hoppa.
A hoppa.
Yeah.
Like your eyelids kind of look similar to Tim's.
It has the Asian in him.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
I think there's a word for it, but it's like uh double eyelids, uh uh slope.
I'm allowed to say that, right?
Eyelid.
Because I'm Asian.
Yeah, you can do it.
Yeah, that was the offensive term.
Is that is that what it was?
What does that mean?
What?
Slope.
Oh, is it?
I think double eye slit or double double eyelid.
That's where the people like the Koreans get the surgery.
You look like you have a it's a racial slur for Asian people, referring to the slant shape of their eyes.
But I'm Asian.
So you can say it.
I can say that.
That's my word.
What one out of two guys can say slopa looks Asian.
Are you Mexican?
Yeah, Mexican and Spanish.
You know what I'm talking about.
One out of everyone so often, you'll come across a Mexican that looks like a Filipino woman.
I have this that's called uh Mestizos, isn't it?
Yeah, something like that.
I have this 23 in me, right?
And so like every once in a while I get an update, and like I just got an update, like I think a month ago, I have a Japanese cousin.
Okay, there you go.
What?
Yeah, it's not through your wife's side.
No, not through my side.
Okay, there you go.
So that's where you get that that double slit from.
Something like that.
It's a that's an experiment that is not uh okay, yeah.
Double slit experiment.
I give I gave up.
I'm giving Elon the double slits uh pass.
He's allowed to say actually, did you guys ever say that college humor thing about uh mixed race Asians and what you're allowed to say depending on the amount of Asian you are?
It's really funny.
There's like a guy who comes in, he's like, I'm one eighth Asian, and they're like, okay, you're allowed to brag about how good at cooking your grandmother was, but not in the presence of people who are more Asian than you.
Like they were giving him rules.
It's really really funny.
Yeah, so I I don't know if I have so I I was doing this shoot for fusion a year several years ago on Cop Watch, and one of the women who was working on Cop Watch was like full Korean or something, and she was talking about discrimination for being Asian.
And then when I mentioned my family experienced discrimination as well, she immediately started insulting me, and she was like, You're white, what do you know?
You have no idea what I'm talking about.
I was like, My family's mixed race, and she was like, I don't care, you're not Asian enough.
You're not Asian.
I say what these people are crazy.
Yeah, look, I mean, you should be able to honestly like you should be able to like make all the jokes you want.
They're just jokes.
But I know they oh bro, Instagram has just gotten so insane.
Especially with Sora that there's a there's a video.
I was like, I Instagram recommends all this stuff to me because I I don't they just do.
And one of them, it's Olympics, and there's like a bunch of white dudes with like and it's got American flags by their names, and they run through what looks like a small like it's like an Olympic running track, but there's waterfalls, and then like some white dudes run through it, and then some black dudes run through it, and then when the Indians get to it, they stop and they they freeze at the wall.
Power Olympics.
Yeah, and for real, and then the announcers are like, oh no, they're stuck, they can't make it through, and the guy like is shaking and scared to do it.
Damn, on Diwali.
Oh, probably jokes like on Diwali.
This guy.
I'm not making jokes.
I am I am criticizing the offensive racist Instagram videos.
Okay, yeah.
On Dubai, I can't believe Instagram's pushing that trash.
Everyone's allowed to make jokes, it's funny.
Um I don't care.
They make jokes about white people all the time.
There's really funny ones where it's like morbidly obese white people on rascals are buying pop tarts, and I'm like, Yep.
It's America.
And then a lot of them, you know, America.
Yeah, there's a bunch of funny ones.
The Instagram algorithm's been a little bit uh racist for me.
Remember, it's not racist, it's not racist, it's racial.
I thought they were just feeding me the Jew stuff because I'm Jewish.
I thought that's why I just got all the maybe that's what it is.
Is it just like your feed is just Fuentes nonstop?
Well, it's it's both like stuff in Hebrew and then not even Fuentes stuff, just it's a lot of like they transferred to the city.
George Floyd and Robot and like Charlie.
Those are good.
Those are pretty funny videos, though.
You're like 9,000 or whatever.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's it's endless on Instagram.
It's that AI slob.
My buddy.
It's crazy.
My buddy Louis Schenker.
I don't know if you know him.
He sends me a lot of those Floyd 9000 videos.
Yeah.
But now they're putting Charlie Kirk in it.
And now there's videos of like Charlie Kirk and George Floyd like dancing together and stuff.
Well, they were they have the same birthday, so that's how that started.
It's just intentionally offensive.
Did you get a Patriot fact check on that?
No, that sounds like fake news they're using to like uh to make these guys Star Cross.
It's true, it's real news.
Starcross, like why is it?
Yeah, Serge, can you look that up?
I feel like that's fake news.
It's October 14th, right?
Something like this.
October, October something.
It's real news, man.
You know, all the George Floyd, the pro George Floyd people are all October 14th.
Damn.
I don't I don't know what that means, but I mean George Floyd was older.
He was 46, you know.
And he did drugs.
He did.
Yeah.
There was that.
He shouldn't have can you guys really imagine that Santos got pardoned before um Dark Chauvin.
It's kind of crazy.
Santos should have never been rude.
Well, he had his sentence communicated or commuted.
Commuted, rather.
Well, yeah, why won't why won't I guess you know who who was it who was on the show?
Was it I might have been Milo or someone saying take one for the team, you you can't get pardoned choven.
No, it was Gavin.
It was was it Gavin McGinnis?
Yep.
He was like, knock down a wall, double his cell, bring in some beautiful women for him and say, take one for the team.
You're staying in prison, but you know, we'll make it nice for you.
Expect one of us in the wreckage.
But Joven was married and his wife left him.
Oh, is that what he said?
No, no, it's what I'm saying.
It's from Dark Knight, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that scene when he's like, No brother.
They expect one of us at the records.
What was with Tom Hardy's accent in that movie?
That wasn't Tom Hardy.
It wasn't.
They had to redub the whole thing.
The directory.
I thought he redubbed it.
He did it, and then someone else redubbed it because the director.
Yeah, he didn't think that he sounded tough enough, or what?
it sounded tough.
Crazy.
Sounded like there was a chipmunk with his cheek stuffed with acorns trying to talk to me.
That's the Dark Knight rises.
That's a great movie.
Yeah, watch like that.
The Dark Knight I like.
I like the new one with Patterson.
Oh, that was emo.
Oh, I love Emo Batman.
It's so good.
You're crazy.
Emo Batman who sucks.
That's good.
No, he's like more of a detective.
He's less like, you know, he's less than a big thing.
The point of Batman was always that when he became Batman, he is peak human.
That's what his superpowers are.
No, that's Captain America.
No, that's Captain America's super soldier.
Yeah.
Batman's super.
So in the comic book lore, there are many heroes like uh Green Arrow and Batman, whose what in their listed abilities as written in comics, it's called Peak Pika Human or Peak Venus.
That they are the strongest, fastest and smartest a human can be.
And so that Batman isn't supposed to screw up and miss his grapple and then fall down.
Like I don't want to watch that.
Bro, if I want to watch someone flop around and scroll, I'll watch I'll watch Ilad Scoot.
You know what I mean?
When I when I watch a movie, it's supposed to be magic.
It's supposed to be better than normal.
I don't want to watch failure.
Like normal.
This is woke.
This is woke.
It's hard being the only person at this company who doesn't skate.
I swear to God, that's the end here.
I don't skate.
Well that's why you don't have the reality.
You shred.
You look like you could um You play guitar though.
Not skateboard.
Rollerblade.
You look like you could be a rollerblader.
I see it in It's an insult.
But you know, I'm I want I want to stress this too before we go to the next segment.
Um the the move the hero's journey that we often enjoyed, the stories lifted, like showed kids you want to be the best, you want to be the hero, you want to overcome.
And when the woke stuff started to become prevalent, it's all now about being a failure, being a loser.
Batman sucks.
They made a movie where Batman sucks.
Like though the there's that Patterson?
Yeah, the scene where Catwoman says something about the patriarchy or whatever.
Yeah, yeah.
He tries to fire the grappling hook and misses and falls down.
Didn't he got shot by a shotgun like five times?
Out of here.
I don't know.
I like emo Batman.
I like Christian Bale, his knees bust and he puts a thing on it and it goes, he's like because he's supposed to be bigger than that.
He was the best Batman.
Christian Bale's the best Batman.
Maybe who?
He was the best.
Christian Christian Bale was good.
Honestly, I'm a fan of Bad Affleck.
I didn't like it.
Yeah, Batholk was good.
I thought he was really good.
Speaking of this, let's talk about this next story.
This is from uh not the be.
We're going to Canada, everybody, so strap in.
We had a long way to go.
Canadian city tells disarmed citizenry their homes belong to native tribes after pivotal court ruling.
Ramifications across the country.
Imagine one day you get a letter in the mail and it says, You are now on Native American land.
We gave it back.
This is what's happening.
Not a joke.
Here's the letter from the city of Richmond.
Here we go.
Please take note that the recent BC Supreme Court decision, Cobachon Tribes v.
Canada made some very important decisions which could negatively affect the title to your property.
A briefing paper prepared by the city of Richmond staff is attached to your reference.
If you look at the draft map attached, the briefing, your property is located within the claim area outlined in green.
For those for those whose property is in the area outlined in black, the court has declared aboriginal title to your property, which may compromise the status and validity of your ownership.
This was mandated without any prior notice to the landowners.
The entire area outlined in green is claimed on appeal by the Cowachan First Nations.
Given the serious implications of this court decision and the pending appeal, the city is hosting an information session.
Blah, blah, blah.
Please call this number.
Well, here's they got the map in here.
If your property is located within this black area, they just ruled by court order.
You are no longer in the United States.
You are now on the land of the Cowichan tribes, and they own your house.
That's awesome.
In the green area, they are the Cowichan is appealing, saying this whole area belongs to them.
Why?
Because in the 1800s and before, they had what's called the summer village.
The Cowichan natives in the summer would come here and fish before leaving.
Therefore, it's their land.
And when the white settlers came and built there, they did it without proper transfer of title.
Therefore, your land is now their land.
Your home is now theirs.
Congratulations.
It was promised to them 300 years ago.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
If if there's competing tribes, can they like fight each other for this land?
Like, you know, you have different individuals.
I think the court should bow an arrow.
Yeah, I want to see that.
You know what they used to do?
They would take an arrow and they would roll it in dung.
Yeah.
And they would chemical warfare.
Exactly.
Because then one hit you were dead.
Like you hit in the arm, you die.
Just a matter of time.
That's crazy.
That's before like antiseptics, right?
Like, yeah.
Yeah.
If that went in you, the infection was unstoppable.
It's crazy.
You turned to your buddy, like, hey, take a dump on this thing real quick before I shoot it at the white man.
You.
Before he shoot it at the white man.
So what did they do here?
They eminent domained it.
Uh The natives were like, hey, yo, that's my land.
And the court was like, yes.
Well, hey, look, I said this.
Okay.
King Charles gave Canada back.
Do you remember that?
Mm-hmm.
King Charles shut up and he's like, I'd like to acknowledge.
We are on the unceded lands of the Algonquin on a Shibe people.
And it's like Unreal.
He gave it back.
Real.
You know, you know my you know how to think.
If they do give this to Native Americans and it becomes native lands, I think the U.S. government should invade it.
Yeah.
Just well, the US government, if that's no claim to it.
If that's the way they behave, the U.S. government should just invade Canada and take it and say you don't care about it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Stop, stop, stop, Phil.
They wouldn't be invading Canada.
They would airdrop into the Cowichan tribal lands.
Look, I've seen these Native Americans.
They're a little on the larger side.
I don't know if they could put up much of a fight.
No, not the Canadian ones.
Oh, they're Yeah, in Canada, they're all like six foot six and super really.
Even the women.
No, I'm kidding.
Oh, I'm like, oh, damn.
Remember, no voting rights.
We're just taking their property.
Because they obviously can't, they can't defend it.
They don't care about it.
Well, listen, listen.
My argument is this.
You got one group of people that said, Yarr, we're going to steal your land.
I don't know.
I don't know if that's how they talk.
I just assume that's their accent.
And then the Canadians.
The Canadians are like, oh no, our lands are under attack.
Uh, what kind of attack are they bringing?
They've signed pieces of paper.
Run away.
Give the land back.
So it, you know, in terms of conquest, this historically may be the like lightest warfare ever.
They showed up and running a piece of paper, it's ours.
And the people there went drat.
Oh, oh, we lose.
They've been disarmed, so they have no ability to defend it.
You know?
I'm talking about the Canadian government.
If that if the degree of defense they offer up is, well, you said it's yours, I guess it is.
Then why can't the U.S.?
It's you were mean to me, so you owe me this.
You were mean.
It was, it's it was literally negged into giving that proper.
Well, I mean, no, uh, they used it historically, which means at one point it was their land.
Their argument is, hey, we used to fish here.
That's literally their argument.
My argument is if the Canadian defense of their name of their uh conquered lands is as if you say it yours, we'll give it to you.
The U.S. can just call them on the phone and be like, that land's actually ours, and they'll go, ah, rats.
Native America, the Native Canadians, say Native Americans, but the indigenous are gonna be like it's ours, but the US government can be like, hey, look, been there, done that.
Let's just let's just move past the the part where uh people get hurt.
I say we take it.
Yeah.
We'll be great as liberal we'll be greeted as liberators by the Canadians.
They just can't vote.
I mean, here's the funny thing, actually.
If like I know it's never gonna happen, and I'm kidding, by the way, but imagine the hypothetical where US just airdrops troops onto that land.
They they then go to the door, knock on the door, and they say, We're American, you know, military.
We're giving the option right now, swear allegiance to the United States of America, and this will stay your land and we'll protect it.
Or let the Cowachan take it over.
Which one will they pick?
I don't know.
Not the Cowachon?
Yeah.
I mean, what's what would you rather do?
Let the Amer American military secure your property and let you keep it and live there forever, or let the court give your land away, make you homeless and give it to the indigenous.
I have a feeling that there are considering the the things that I've seen coming out of Canada uh lately.
I think that the Canadians as long as Trump's the president commanding the military that would be doing the occupation.
I think they'd be like, no, we're gonna give it back.
We don't want we don't want Trump here.
Give them give our property to the to the natives.
This is like a rural small what are the demographics of this area.
That's a good point.
I want to know the demographics of it.
Lands of T Uk Tinas claim area.
So uh let me let me let me pull this up on the map.
I think we need to make sure that we are shutting down the drug trade totally from here.
So if we see any boats in this area, we might need to start blasting out them.
I'm pretty sure that's where this is heading.
We might need to do re regime change over in the lands of toquintus.
To Quintus.
All right.
Well, it's like a young black woman's name.
Blundel and number sixha.
I can't.
Right?
How dare you.
To Quintus.
On this on this holy holy day of uh what is it?
What's the Indian holiday today?
Dwali.
Serge, can you look up what we celebrate on Duala?
Oh, hey, this is crazy.
There's like a Santa.
There's big corporations right here.
Like which ones?
So there's Western Canada Express trucking company.
And there's Container World's uh forwarding services.
Uh there's what is this?
There's a revenge for the trucker protests.
It's it's like it's it's shipping.
It's it's there, it's a port where they bring in shipping containers.
Can we short all these businesses really quick?
Like yo, what's gonna happen is that the the tribes that get this land are just gonna be like no, no, no, keep doing what you're doing, but pay taxes.
Yeah, Indian tax.
Sure.
Forty percent.
And not the I don't I don't even know how many houses are actually here though, because I'm looking at it.
A nice casino on the river.
Blundel is the barrier.
There's like no houses there.
It's a golf course.
Uh oh.
So these that's a that's a that's that's plenty of houses.
So they're gonna hear it all these businesses.
Dude.
That's crazy.
Damn, I'd have to be like, come and take it.
Come and come and take my home, you know.
And I tell them to take care of it.
But again, what happened to the Palestinians when they try to take my home?
Bro, what if it turns out like the people who live there are Jewish?
No, they're not.
They're no Jews in Canada.
They probably are.
Or if they were black.
I don't know.
I don't care.
Imagine if all these people were black business owners.
Oh man.
I don't even there are very there are very few black people in Canada.
Really?
I'm um I can't believe most of these Canadian stories about Native Americans because a few years ago there was like some story about how under a school there with there were like dozens of corpses allegedly of Native American children that they were like that they genocided, and then it turned out the whole thing turned out to be like a huge stupid hoax.
Yeah.
Uh they're gonna find out longer for you.
Remember that?
It was uh No, they're gonna find out years from now this permission slip they have for this land is fake.
Oh yeah, we just they made it up.
Yeah, suck it.
So there's just drafted it in the bathroom real quick.
There's like a renovation company, like there's a grocery store.
Is that a grocery store?
Looks like it.
Can I tennis court?
Oh, look at this.
Let's go to Canada.
I'm dropping in.
A lot of trees.
I guess all the people who live here now are oh, it's for sale.
Remax.
Well, this is what they want for you here in America.
Yeah.
If the left ever takes over, they're gonna take your home from you.
They even remember when Ben and Jerry's was like land acknowledgement, the land we're on for our for our ice cream or whatever, and it's like, well, give it back.
Aren't they doing poorly now?
Ben and Jerry's I can't remember.
I forgot.
Ben and Jerry's is awful.
I think the ice cream is still doing all right.
Is it I hate Steven Colbert and I hate Ben and Jerry's, but I don't I don't believe so.
I believe that um I would be willing to bet.
Let me let me check.
Are Ben and Jerry's sales down.
The reason why like soda sales are down, younger people aren't buying trash anymore.
They're taking their health very seriously.
Yeah, drinking's down, cigarettes are down.
Booze, man.
Well, I'm in Zen though.
Sure.
But I I we used to so at the old studio, we had this nice bar with expensive booze.
And people would periodically pour like a scotch or something.
And then slowly over time, nobody was drinking it.
In fact, we've been here now, it's been what, a year and a half at the new studio.
And uh we still have the the bottle of Louie from years ago back at the castle, untouched because nobody drinks.
People started coming and they'd be like, no, no, I I stopped drinking.
And they just we stopped buying.
We were like, okay.
We used to like every four months we'd go to this liquor store and buy some like low to high end, a few high-end and a lot of like mid-tier drinks for people.
Nobody drank.
Yeah, drink is more of a social thing.
I think more people prefer like eating good food.
Like if I had to choose between going out for drinks with friends or going out to get like really really good food, I'm gonna choose the food.
Look, I think it speaks to the company you keep, and um you guys seem like you spend a lot of you're both married men not spending a lot of time with degenerate degenerates, which is great, probably health conscious.
Um I spent uh a lot of time in New York City, and now I spend a lot of time in DC.
Uh, there are a lot of drunk degenerates.
Um the bars are always full to the brim.
And are they liberating?
I mean a lot of people.
No, no, like right wingers drink.
To some degree you're right.
A lot of the ones that come on this show, to be honest.
To some degree, you're right, but I've spent plenty of time around people that drink plenty of booze in my time, you know, being in a band and touring and stuff.
I mean, there's people that people in my band that you know would have a couple once in a while, and but it essentially they don't really drink.
I haven't had anything considerable to drink in almost 10 years, you know.
So statistically, drinking is down though.
It is I just want to add to for those that not now that we're the middle of the show.
For this saw my tweet where I said I was gonna be on the ground in Portland, that's I'm trolling.
Um I'm telling you all this now because if anybody so first, because the left I know how Twitter works, they're gonna start sharing this tweet among all their people.
Yeah, you already got a threat level.
Right.
And they're gonna be like, oh, Tim Pool's gonna be here, watch out for him, and they're gonna go nuts, and it's a waste of their time.
However, in the event any one of them is actually watching the show, and then in Portland, they're like, No, no, no, Tim Pool said on his show he's not coming, they're gonna out themselves if watching Tim Cast IRL.
No, no, I I just I just watch it to know what they're thinking.
Oh yeah, so I thought it was funny to tweet.
And there are people that are like, I feel bad because there are people being like, Yeah, let's go, Tim, you can do it.
And I was like, No, I'm not going there.
Nuts.
Beating people with the the Portland bait, baiting people with Nick Fuentes, we're gonna have a lot of extra viewers tonight.
Yeah, it's funny how like uh the Fuentes thing has so triggering so many people on the right.
Well, I think it confirms a lot of people's preconceived notions about getting the phone call and you know, gatekeeping this show.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
People on the right are attacking me for booking Nick Fuentes.
Yeah.
Platforming, so called.
What do you think of that attack?
You've always had controversial people on it.
It's not new.
Like, I don't know why people are upset.
Well, I don't think we had leftists who have advocated child sex changes on the show.
I don't think Tim's introducing the idea of Nick to people.
Nick is already like mainstream as far as I'm concerned.
People know are very well aware of he uh of who he is, and I don't think Tim would be adding much to that by having him on, if anything.
Yeah, uh the funny thing is like uh back in the day, we we had been talking with uh when Cassandra was doing booking about having Nick on, and I was just like, they they'll ban the show in two seconds, so we need to find like it's gotta be something particularly news relevant we can have him on for that makes it harder for them to remove.
And so that was kind of the idea.
And then I guess he got offended by the idea or whatever, because it's it's like the stupidest thing in the world where it's like, Tim, why don't you burn your show down?
Why don't you like, hey, you should have on someone that YouTube is gonna ban your show for?
It's like why we we're trying to have the conversation with Nick, and we're trying to navigate censorship, he too is trying to navigate and try to figure out how to do it.
So now YouTube's basically lifted all these restrictions, and now there's nothing to worry about at all.
So we were like in to come on the show whenever you want.
We're like, we we we consistently invite crackpot psychopath leftists all the time.
Nick is is the least of like I I would actually argue in terms of opinion, Nick is substantially less controversial than any one of these leftists that's arguing child children should have sex changes.
Yeah, and and we've had like four or five of these leftists on who are like abortion till nine months.
Like Matt Bender's a good example, he wants abortion until nine months.
And I'm like, I don't is has Nick said anything anywhere near extreme, is that he's got bad opinions about I guess the Jews?
Is that is that how you feel, Eli?
Some bad opinions about the Jews, some racist opinions about um the blacks, but I don't think it's extremely like out of the ordinary, especially like in this day and age.
But this is what's crazy to me, and this is an interesting conversation, by the way, that the corporate press for years under the Democrats said it's okay to advocate for abortion to nine months and child sex changes, but being racist is far too extreme.
And my attitude is kind of like, well, being racist, I I think is bad.
But if someone sits down and says that they have they they don't want to be around other people because of the way the color of their skin, I say, well, I think it's ignorant, but there's nothing threatening about that.
And then if you get someone on the left saying they want to advocate for a policy where they kidnap children from their homes, bring them to the Pacific Northwest and give them sex changes.
I'm like, you're aggressing upon children.
Like one is substantially more extreme than the other.
I will say this though, I don't even really know what Nick actually believes because I feel like he every time he says something, it's layered underneath so much irony that like there's no actual real belief or pitcher idea that changes it changes every month.
And then there's like the way he defends what he says.
I think they they they pull clips out of context from his show, and his show is watched by uh he he he's he's got a a a core audience that is not massively mainstream.
He's getting a lot more attention as of recent.
And because of this, it makes him an easy target for taking clips of him out of context and then installing views for him, which makes it really hard for people to actually know what he thinks.
So the presumptions are that he said things that are very offensive.
There's a viral video on Instagram where he talks about how nobody wants to live near black people and everyone's afraid to say it.
And the funny thing is, he's actually correct.
Uh I've made this point on this show.
I just I think the issue is he says it a little crudely.
What I've said in the show is uh during when I worked at Fusion, I knew his lefty, she was a Latina, and I was talking to her about we work on the Ferguson documentary where he talked about property values, how black people are, you know, they get arrested, they go on tour, it's called.
And she said uh I knew that she had investment property in New York, and so she was talking about racism, redlining, blockbusting, and you know, she was saying her tradition her typical woke stuff.
And I knew she was full of it.
So I said, What would you do if a black family moved next to your investment property?
She's like, I'd sell it.
And she was a Latina, woke, liberal working at Fusion.
And I laughed, and I was like, what?
I was like, this is the test.
What do you mean you'd sell it?
And she goes, the property value will go down.
And I'm like, exactly.
Nick Fuentes says that kind of stuff, and he says it in a way they say it's offensive and racist or whatever, but there are a lot of people that have historically and traditionally known this, whether it's because they hate black people or not, property values go down.
Dude, I've talked about it all the time on this show.
In 2001, Dr. Dre released a song called Still D R E, and there's a line in it that says, spend time out the hood, take they moms out the hood.
Even Dr. Dre knew getting out of the hood was a good thing.
Well, I think the issue is that the issue I take with Nick is when he says nobody wants to live near black people.
I I do believe there are a lot of people of all racial backgrounds, in including there are black people who feel this way, like you mentioned with Dr. Dre.
But I feel the issue is the problem with it is that maybe there's some profiling you can do over race, but you go to Hyde Park in Chicago, which is a black neighborhood, and they're all wealthy and rich, and it's very safe.
So the issue isn't inherent to to being black.
There's a cultural issue, a poverty issue, gang issue.
You figure out where it stems from.
There are wealthier black neighborhoods.
But here's the issue is like I understand Nick's point.
If you if you could go to the average person and read their mind and ask them about what he said, they would agree with what Nick said.
And I'm gonna stress this again.
People can pretend not to be racist all they want, but the housing market has shown this historically, and even woke libs agree that there is a fear that when black people move into a neighborhood, property values go down.
This is what's called block busting.
So y'all figure it out.
But he makes that point, it goes viral on Instagram, he's getting a lot more attention for saying stuff like that.
My point is ultimately this.
I don't care if liberals take that out of context.
Uh there is this very strange phenomenon where what Nick said is banable, persona non grata, shut him down for having said it.
And then a leftist can go on TLC and talk about waking up their their son in the middle of night, saying, stick the dilator inside, up at the lubricant uh do it, or I'll wring your neck.
And that was Jazz Jennings.
And I'm like, Nick Fuentes having naughty opinions doesn't bother anybody.
It might make you go, ooh, I don't like that guy.
Sure, but you're fine in your house ordering your Papa John's and watching the football.
What the left is doing, they pass laws where they say if you take a child who is not yours and bring them to California, they won't return the child to their proper family and they will give the child a sex change and sterilize them.
One is infinitely more dangerous, extreme than the other.
That's the weird imbalance in this country.
Maybe it's changing now.
I'll be honest, I'd prefer neither the racism nor the child sex changes, but again, one is infinitely more extreme than the other.
I think it is changing, isn't it?
Uh didn't like a recent poll show that like uh the whole trans thing is dying out.
Yes, it's not.
Yeah.
And it's yeah.
That's that's definitely true.
And but it's also worth noting in the United States and in the West more broadly, but specifically in the United States, we're one of the least racist societies in human history.
Yeah.
Right?
Like, really, really not racist.
So even though contextually uh compared to what we were like 20 years ago when race relations were at their essentially the the peak and they were at their best.
Even now where there are people that'll make racial jokes, um, we're still far less racist than everywhere else in the world.
And so people freak out about things that Nick Fuentes says, but it again, in that's only because of the context, only because they're here in the US.
If you look at the way that the rest of the world behaves, things that Nick Fuentes says are not in any way shocking.
It's not a surprise.
Now, whether or not he's actually correct, I'm not.
I'm like, I'm not actually.
I mean, there's some things you need to write about, something that he's wrong about, but to discuss race in the way that Nick does, you know, in the the context globally, it's not in any way outside of the norm.
When I see these leftists constantly complain that America's like really racist and we've got like a racial problem, uh it just tells me that they don't travel internationally.
Oh man.
It's a very clear sign they don't travel internationally.
You go to any country, almost any country outside the US, and it's incredibly racist.
I mean, Korea's great.
Japan's the same way.
They have restaurants where they literally won't let you in if you're a non-Japanese.
They just conserve you.
Yeah.
Where they racist against you on your visit.
I don't want listen, I've been to Japan.
Why not?
I've been to Japan like So you admit it.
Okay.
I've been to Japan like eight or nine times.
I don't want Japan to change.
Like it's I love going to Japan.
It's awesome.
I don't want to see them change anything for me or anyone else.
No, they should they should have more McDonald's and Starbucks and you know Gucci stores.
I I totally disagree.
Japan is awesome the way it is.
And if they if there are places in Japan that want to say, Phil, you can't come in because you're a white guy, cool.
Because there are other places in Japan that will let me in.
I don't care.
I'm gonna tell you, in 20 years, your kids are gonna be like, I really want to go to Japan, and they're gonna go to Japan.
And you know what they're gonna hear when they go to the convenience store?
Uh hopefully not the call to prayer.
They're not I was gonna make a different joke.
Uh they're not going to hear Konichiwa or Kumbanwa.
They're gonna hear thank you for coming to the store.
They're already seeing that.
Not if they're not if they're new because they're anything to do.
They're not having kids.
Right.
That's just no, I actually I want to I think please fact check me, but I think that they've turned that around.
I think Japan is the leading Asian country that is now seeing a spike in birth.
I could be wrong, but I think that they have turned that around.
You know what they need to make?
More Japanese people.
They need to make a show called Dragon Ball Babies, and just it's Goku, and he just has an epiphany where he's like, I need to have more kids.
Well, they they kind of put out anime that's like more family focused.
I think like spy family was one of them.
That's like supposed to inspire people to have kids.
2024 was a 5.7% decline from 23.
Okay, so total fertility rate dropped to 1.15 in 24.
In the first half of 25, the number of births dropped 3.1 from the same period in 24.
So it's doing worse.
Deaths in Japan exceeded births by a large margin.
Population decline continues.
They don't have babies.
I don't know what kind of propaganda they were telling you in Japan, Tony, but they're number one.
I'm here to chill Japanese.
They started bringing in African and Indian migrants into Japan.
Well, that might change to his point.
Like they just got their first female prime minister, and she's actually super super right wing.
Yeah, and she also likes metal.
She was just she was just on baby metals podcast.
She drove a Supra, I think, an old 80s Supra that she restored on her own.
Let's let's let's start with this story.
Let's let's let's roll with us.
We got uh Asian News Network, Japan, India aim for more than 500,000 people to people exchanges over the next five years.
Tokyo aims to increase exchanges in government, industry, academia, and other sectors harnessing India's dime dynamism to fuel Japan's economic growth.
So we've started seeing terrifying stories of women being assaulted in Japan.
Uh and the the response is why did Japan do this?
Why did they decide to start bringing in low-skilled people from India and Africa?
What's happening?
They wanted more people in their country to celebrate Diwali.
Well, here's a question.
If you had to choose, if you had to choose, you bring in either the Mexicans or the Indians, which do you choose?
You have to bring Oh, Mexicans, bro.
Yeah.
Dude, I I mean you you've had like carne asada.
Bruh.
The food.
Wait, don't we have enough Mexicans?
Maybe we could afford a few Indians.
Maybe we could afford a few Indians.
On Dewali, we're really trashing the Indians like first of all, first.
We have so many Mexicans in our country.
Tony's here.
When's the last time we had an Indian?
Hold on, hold on.
I'm gonna say this chicken tikka Masala is not Indian food.
It's it's Scottish.
It's from Scotland.
Okay.
So when I look at Mexican food, it is like the best food ever.
It's just tacos, man.
Everything's a taco.
It's just a fried taco or a large slightly larger taco.
A burrito is just a slightly larger.
Burrito is not Mexican food.
Well, I suppose.
See, I don't need to speak Spanish.
No, I'm talking about when you get like mole sauce.
You know, chicken with mole.
Bro, come on.
I mean, look, the Mexicans are, you know, mostly of Spanish descent, so they're they're essentially their European descent.
So yeah, I would pick the Mexicans too over the Indians.
Look, if we gotta pick which subsect of Indians we get, I'm probably going with the Indians because they have their caste system.
If we get all the Brahmins here, we could get the best of the best in India.
I have no idea.
That's literally what the U.S. has been trying to do.
I feel like all the honestness.
Let's talk about Japan because Japan's birth rate is basically gone.
You guys said they just brought in some like far-right heavy metal prime minister.
Yeah.
What is she doing and what what's going on?
Well, she just I think just to literally today.
Yeah.
This morning.
This morning.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So we'll see.
It's pretty wild.
Where in Japan did you go?
I went to Tokyo.
Just Tokyo.
But like what areas?
Uh Shinjuku, Shibuya, of course.
Did you go to that five-story sex store that's everyone always talking about?
No, where's that?
I I um I think it's in Shinjuku.
It's gotta be.
It would be juka.
That makes sense.
Yeah, it's like five stories tall.
Um, did you see like how they have I forgot what area is probably Shinjuku, I'm not sure, but they have like gigantic Goku's and like Lupon the third.
I've seen I saw some of that.
Yeah.
It's wild because people don't understand the way we have celebrities, they have anime characters.
Right.
They're very normal out there.
So KFC has like anime.
Right.
You'll you'll you'll see you'll see a commercial with Brad Pitt or like Kevin Bacon.
I watched a Kevin Bacon commercial earlier.
I can't remember what he was selling, but I just saw there was Kevin Bacon.
And they'll have Goku.
Yeah.
And like for those that know Goku, he's Dragon Ball from the 80s.
He's been like a main character in Japan for decades.
They need him to be like, I've decided to have babies, you know, and just start knocking up Chi Chi and cranking them out.
Teaches his wife.
Well, he had three kids, right?
Goku had three, Gohan, Gohan.
Uh no, you two kids.
Gohan and go ten.
Gohan go ten.
Did you go to any of the And then Gohan had pan?
Gohan, that's what it was.
Did you go to any of the shrines of the war criminals?
No.
It's too bad.
I heard there are many.
Did you go up to Fukushima?
No.
Fukushima.
Did you get to visit?
Oh, did you have those that you ever have those that they have those rice buns for breakfast?
Uh you're talking about like uh Onigiri?
No.
Rice buns for breakfast.
Yeah, it looked like it looked like a normal breakfast bun, like you'd eat here where you cut up and put butter on it.
Okay.
But then when you open it, it's like gooey, like I had I had fugu.
Uh bluefish?
Oh wow.
I had it twice.
What were you doing in Japan?
Uh visiting family and friends.
Oh, so you are Japanese.
Well, my wife is Japanese.
Oh, okay.
So I have I'd have in laws.
So he's a weeb.
Yeah, I guess I'm a weeaboo.
I mean, is that what that means?
Uh, Japanese lover.
Weaboo is no, that's that's like uh like I think a guy a guy who likes like Japanese or Asian women's like a yellow fever type thing, right?
But like a weeaboo is like we is like an anime fan.
Yeah.
Weaboo.
Yeah.
So here's an interesting phenomenon we're seeing in the United States that I wonder if you know you probably see this in Japan.
People point out how come there's no McDonald's play places anymore?
Uh Jack Basobic talks about the death of the family pizza hut.
How Pizza Hut is just a strip mall storefront now.
No kids.
Really that obvious.
Pizza Hut made a lot of money when they had a space for families.
People stopped having kids.
There was I I doubt there was ever a point where someone at these businesses said, People aren't having kids anymore, so let's turn our business into a strip mall storefront.
What probably happened was they said, hey, most people are doing delivery now, they're not coming in, shift our business model.
The reason people weren't coming is they don't have kids.
They're hanging out at home, they order pizza.
Same thing with McDonald's Play Place.
People who are coming in slowly stopped using the play place.
And so they were like, we don't even need them anymore.
Nobody wants them.
They didn't consciously say, hey, nobody has kids.
So what's so I'm curious about Japan because they're their aging population, it's rapid.
And even if they import Indians, what happens next?
They're gonna have 20 million Indian children and no Japanese children, or almost no Japanese children.
It is it is pretty crazy that that women aren't having babies anymore.
Tony, what's the attitude towards immigration among Japanese people that you're familiar with?
If that's something that you the ones I'm familiar with are not uh anti.
They're anti immigration.
Yeah.
Despite the low birth rates that are suffering from.
Because I mean, even as a as somebody who goes there, it's it's you know, I have no claim to Japan, but like the immigrants that are there definitely do ruin like I guess the culture for sure.
The tourists themselves are destroying it.
But um, like it doesn't there's parts of Japan that don't feel like Japanese because there's so many immigrants there.
And uh yeah, they don't like it.
I mean you see it with the change in just the the atmosphere, the way they dress, the the talking, the crime rate goes up, right?
Like they definitely do bring their problems to Japan.
Japan is is so unique.
I mean, one of my favorite things out there is just everybody's just so quiet.
Like you go into a subway or a train and it will be back to back covered with people, and like you can hear a pin drop in there, right?
Whereas like you go in America and you go and there's five people on the train and four of them are doing crack and there's a Puerto Rican in the corner playing Bluetooth music.
Like you just can't escape it.
And out there it's just very peaceful.
I've never been to Japan, but I feel like Americans fetishize the F out of Japan.
Like we really put on rose-tinted glasses.
I don't know.
Because there is a lot of horrible parts about Japan's.
We mocked out World War II and felt bad about it ever since.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But but most people don't think twice about Japan, don't know anything about it.
Uh no, I think America.
No.
Well, like the work culture is obviously really horrible, and that's something my wife talks a lot about because I've I've joked about wanting to move there because she still has her citizenship there.
And she's like, Yeah, absolutely not, because the work culture is so freaking bad.
You mean like people work too much?
They work way too much.
And in Japan, they value time, not effort and quality.
Like if you you can have a lot who will work four hours a day, but he produces insane content that just gets the most views, and you'll have somebody else who works twelve hours and they will prefer the twelve-hour guy, even if he does worse quality work versus the guy that puts it in the house.
That's why they don't have kids.
It's about showing face, right?
Yeah, showing face.
Like you're supposed to show up early and leave.
I got an idea.
We should take all of these like neat incel weebs, ship them off to Japan, and then they'll be happy.
And then in a hundred years, Japan will be colonized by a bunch of Papas.
No, I was gonna say obese neckbeards with fedoras on swinging sample katanas.
They're very obvious in Japan because like in Japan everybody's really thin, and then like you see the tourists, and they're very obvious because they they wear shorts in Japan.
Like, people don't wear shorts.
It's actually very weird.
Like you could spot a tourist immediately because they're wearing shorts.
They have a reusable water bottle with them, and they're wearing like an anime shirt.
Like it's very the shorts is our dead giveaway.
I love this.
There's a meme where a fat Japanese guy comes to America and he's wearing like Mickey Mouse ears and a Simpsons t-shirt and like sonatai chog pants, and he's like running around all excited about American cartoons, and people are just like this guy's weird.
And that's what it's like when these weird anime people go to Japan.
No, but to be fair, I I don't think people realize how popular anime is in Japan.
It is their principal medium.
Like for us, it's movies and we have movie stars, they have anime characters.
Yeah, you'll walk into a Wendy's and they'll have like anime all over the place.
Yeah, and then for I think a normal person or an American, they'll just like that's this is weird.
But for a Japanese, it'd be like imagine if instead of Brad Pitt everywhere, it was Homer Simpson doing commercials.
Right, right.
So it's like it's an adult thing as well.
It's not just very much so a child thing.
Adults watch anime.
Like I'll I'll meet like 30, 40 year olds that are like, yeah, this is my favorite anime.
Oh yeah, they they've started doing live action stuff more now.
Yeah.
But uh their principal TV shows, comedies and everything cartoons.
Japanimation.
Fascinating.
Japanimation.
And the weird thing too is they're all it's all uh usually starts as like a manga.
Right.
So somebody will write a comic, then it'll get picked up by one of the principal magazines, then it'll get option for a TV show.
And it's just like it's kind of weird because of like the anime that I used to watch, eventually I'm just like, okay, I'll just read the manga because the manga's done and the anime isn't.
So you just don't even watch the show anymore.
This culture that's developing in Japan sounds very soft and effeminate.
I think Japan needs to reinvigorate their old samurai culture, and we really need them to stand up strong against the communist Chinese when they desi decide to invade Taiwan.
So I can't I we can't have them over there.
I don't know, getting too excited over anime.
Chinese and Japanese.
Play with their plushies or whatever they're doing with the Chinese in Japan are real rough dealing with them.
The Chinese tourists in Japan.
Oh, bro, the Chinese tourists everywhere.
Yeah, but they're very prevalent in Japan.
Like you just have to deal with it.
They do this thing, so like in Japan, they're really big on like uh cuing lines.
They're very proper about lines.
The Chinese, like you'll be in line to get inside an elevator.
The Chinese person or the tourists will immediately cut everybody and just go in.
Even before the people have exited the elevator, they will butt themselves in.
They're horrible.
I think it's a it's a communist thing.
Uh I was uh when I was flying to Ukraine for vice, we flew from the UK to Moscow to Kiev, uh, because that was the only flight we could get.
And when I was doing the uh uh transferring from Moscow to the flight to Kiev in the UK, they're like, no, call in group one, and then group one gets up.
No, call in group two, group two gets up.
In Moscow, they were like whatever Russian, blah, blah, blah.
And everyone rushed full speed, shoving each other out each other out of out of out of the way, trying to get in.
And then I was like, what the So I was like, all right, shoved everyone out of the way, scam my ticket and got on the plane, and I was like, this is crazy.
You're seeing that now on American planes, though.
I don't know how often you guys fly, but I've not, I I've seen flights, and it's usually Indians.
Sorry, it's I know it's Diwali.
But they'll really fashion.
We land, and the Indians immediately give up and they they just bum rush the front.
Whereas normally, like you get off a plane, everybody gets off in order.
The Indians will just bum rush the the front of the plane.
It's kind of like when I uh I I've been, you know, I used to fly a lot more than I do now, but flying even recently, the lines are still relatively orderly.
No.
Uh I getting on a plane, you can't they'll kick you out.
I people I've seen people walk up and they go, no, and they tell them to go back.
I don't know.
They have this scale.
You have to scan your ticket, and the flight end has to let you on the plane.
You can't just walk in.
Well, they have this scam now, like Southwest.
Um, it's different.
The Southwest says sit wherever you can.
Yeah, but like the you can claim that you're like um you're you can claim that you're you're you're handicapped, and you don't have to prove anything.
Anyone can do that.
And but yes, right, and but you're having people do that now and they let them on first.
Always so like I flew Southwest here, and almost half the plane was these people in these like little shopping cart things, like boarding first.
It was miserable.
Well, but but anyway, the point is when you say like the Chinese tourists, I think it's born of of the commun communism in the country because my theory is that throughout the past 70 or whatever years of these communist nations, if you were passive, you died.
They were starving to death.
So the people who are willing to rip the food out of your hand and eat it to live ended up surviving, and the culture they build is out of my way, I'm taking what I have to take.
So Japan, very it's a very honor, honorific society.
They say, stand in line, and the communist Chinese are like out of my way, I'm taking what I have to take.
I've been to Russia a couple of times for to play shows, and and I noticed the same kind of uh phenomenon.
The the Russian people kind of behave the same way in the airport, like everyone just crams in there, it's not a lot of lines.
Because all of the people who are honorable and passive and said I'll protect my neighbor died and starved to death because of the Soviets.
Wow.
I hadn't thought about it like that.
Makes sense.
Yep.
How was uh TSA on the way here?
Uh given the government shutdown.
I don't know, where things relatively I mean, I have pre-check, so I just rushed right through.
Well, what about returning?
Oh, you you mean oh from Japan return?
Oh, it was easy.
I have global entry.
So wow.
Do a scale, you scan your face and just I was I was a global citizen.
I travel a lot.
I love traveling.
Well, yeah, I'm really trying to wonder about the impact of this government shutdown.
We haven't mentioned it.
It I don't much tactically affects people.
Yeah, um, we're heading into almost the longest shutdown that we've ever had.
I thought it was gonna go for over a month given the incentives, but if no, if you know people even like you who are at airports aren't seeing it, I think the major consequence right now is just that a lot of the military isn't getting paid or DHS.
I I think agents aren't getting paid and a lot of people in our government, but yeah, average person, at least not right now.
Average American certainly, I don't believe even knows that the government is shut down.
No, most people don't.
No, they don't.
No.
Absolutely not.
Because for most people, that doesn't mean anything.
I um I don't know about most people.
I I learned that the government was shut down because I was uh filing an FTC complaint against liquid death, and you know, came across that the government is shut down, so it's not currently operating.
But uh the the website at least, so but uh it's okay because we're talking early, oh you know, yeah, just something that's happening.
Liquid death.
That's such a dumb name.
Oh, so edgy, liquid death.
But it's really water.
Well that's what they that's what they market off being edgy.
Wasn't it like originally?
This is how I remembered.
What is the gift of life?
You gave up your soul if you drank it or you that was one of the campaigns they did.
Yeah, this is a funny thing because uh the Krasnistein, the Brian Krasenstein posted a photo of himself drinking liquid death, which like I think any reasonable person can conclude he's doing it because I was beefing with the CEO, which has just turned the beef into a partisan tribal issue.
Yeah, which is generally just bad for any brand, unless you're a media brand in one particular space.
And so it's like the the crazy thing about this.
I have been I have seen so many messages from conservatives who want to see liquid death fail because they hex their water with a witch doctor, and they had some like it's some like witch curse or something they did.
Isn't it just tap water?
So they're like hexing tap water.
Well, they're they're the the water is like Virginia spring water or something.
Oh and then the water they use for their for their most of their soft drinks, which is the majority of the drinks they make, is uh the CEO said it was reverse osmosis, municipal tap water from Los Angeles.
So they're hexing tap water from LA.
But the here's the thing is I'm you're seeing all these posts now because of this controversy where conservatives are like, guys, this is a satanic brand promoting witches, witch doctors, demons, and selling your soul, don't buy from them.
And biotude was like, I don't care about any of that.
My my concern is that it's a fake environmental claim and the dude's a liar.
And and more so he just won't stop doubling down on it.
But it's turning into a culture war issue because Christian conservatives are like, wait a minute, what do you mean they are satanic and have witches curse their water?
And I'm just like, that has nothing to do with me.
That was never my complaint or arguments, but you're seeing a bunch of Christian conservatives now be like, we're gonna cancel this woke company.
And Brian Krasenstein was like, let's make sure we give him a reason.
Of course, posting a picture of like why would you why would you do that?
Why would you make like four foot ten Brian Krasenstein like promoting your brain?
Bro, if I if I was at if I was at a beverage company and the Krasenstein started drinking, I'd be like, ah crap.
Because all that's all that's guaranteed to happen is conservatives started attacking the Krasensteins and in turn attacking liquid death as being woke, as bad, as left.
There you go.
I mean, if you want to make your brand political and burn it down like this, but you know the funny thing is the uh the CEO won't stop tweeting at me because he's got like no media experience, and he keeps incriminating himself to the point now where this morning I get a notification that he's tweeting at someone accusing uh there's like a prominent person with like 15,000 followers was like, Oh wow, you're committing fraud basically.
So now because the CEO just won't shut up about it, he's being accused of committing fraud on his donations, and that has like a legal response, being like, No, no, we've done all the right thing or whatever.
Marketing department disaster, your CEO is just a total idiot.
Yeah, but I'm I'm curious uh in this regard, because we're so I mean, full disclosure, we are filing an FTC complaint.
We already have uh the draft complaint done, and uh we're going after them for misleading claims and a variety of uh of factors.
And this is a government regulatory body, which means we don't have any costs.
I submit the complaint, and if the FTC agrees, uh then they file, and then liquid death has to go to a legal battle with the US government.
However, what's happened now is there are a bunch of conservatives that are trying to make this into a woke Bud Light scenario because liquid death is like satanic, and the attitude from a lot of people is don't buy their drinks, they have witches curse their beverage.
You gotta push out any cultural references that promote Satanism, even as a joke.
It's just kind of a pain in the ass to buy canned water.
That's that's that's the thing to me.
It's just a pain in the ass to the way I like seltzer.
So you know, you know what I mean?
Like, you know, you can't like here I can drink this water, I can seal it back up, I can you know but with the can't like you have to commit it to the whole can.
Here's here's some more uh data for you guys.
Did you know that all canned beverages have plastic inside them?
Yeah, and that plastic liners and cans are more susceptible to heat damage, delineation, which can uh delamination, I'm sorry, which can result in the plastics going into your food more than a plastic water bottle.
That's why we have microplastics in our I have so much plastics in my balls that I don't even give a shit anymore.
I follow Brian plastic follow Brian Johnson, the pure don't die guy.
Which one?
The liver king guy or the don't die guy.
No, not the liver, not the fraud guy.
They're both the alien guy, they're kind of alien guy.
Not not the liver, not not the uh steroid guy, the the alien guy.
Yeah, not the steroid guy, the was he was on steroids, right?
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
No, I actually like Brian Johnson only because he publishes all this.
The the the alien guy, the guy that doesn't want to die.
When we're joking about both of them, you're like, I actually like Brian Johnson.
I'm like, don't die, Brian Johnson.
Alien Brian Johnson.
He has a like a documentary on Netflix, but he publishes all his data and he was talking specifically about um the micro plastics in his testicles, and he's said that he's effectively found a way to to to reduce them, and it's by using the sauna every day.
He uses the sauna.
Oh, so it's it's it's circulates.
Like it actually does like flush out the systems.
I feel like that kills your sperm count too, though.
Well, yeah, yes, you're correct, and he's talked about this.
Like he ices his balls.
When he's in the sauna, he's got an ice pack on his balls.
He also published the data on his on how long his morning woods are and stuff.
You guys phenomenal.
This guy.
I want to know.
I I mean, I'm actually that.
I I I want to say this.
His age.
Yes.
Isn't he like 50-60?
Yeah, but he has high tea.
That's a sign of a healthy man as you still get morning woods.
Yeah, yeah.
Wow.
I I just want to say I actually am somewhat of a fan of the guy.
Yeah, he's great.
Well, he is a weirdo.
Well, yeah, but he's great weirdo.
Yeah.
He reminds me of Ian.
I feel like Ian would ice his balls in the sauna.
Ian likes to talk about how his biological age is lower than his actual age.
He does look very young for that.
Yes, because he locks himself.
He's he's in his so there's two things that benefit Ian's age.
No sunlight and caloric deprivation.
That's not a joke.
He doesn't eat, huh?
He he look at him, he's a twig.
Well, I mean, yeah.
How old is he?
About 45.
He's 45.
I thought he was in his 30s when I first met him.
He's still, I think, looks like a big thing.
I wear one of those aura rings and it tells me I'm younger than my biological language is younger.
It says six years younger than that.
It says I'm 33, 33.
So you're actually 40, 40, almost 40.
Yeah.
I hear Mexicans have a hard wall that once they get past it, they turn into I think that's the women.
No, oh just the women.
Tortas, the tortas.
Is that a slur?
Well, I'm I'm brown, so I could say this.
Oh, okay.
Can I?
Yeah.
I give you the pass.
You can say torto.
Well, he could pass for Mexican if he wanted to.
Do you think so?
Yeah.
We were we were worried about you a lot.
Do you think so?
As a Mexican?
I I wouldn't.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Adios me on.
You were talking Spanish to me in the thing over there, telling me to plug in stuff into the wall.
Like I was saying, we got we got really worried that Ilad was going to self-harm when we heard uh Bolton got indicted.
Yeah.
So we were trying to do uh I thought about you guys.
I was afraid that you're not going to be able to do that.
Dude, I did get pissed off.
She saw me attacks.
I was like, this fucking guy's being so fucking coy with me.
He's like, hey, are you keeping are you standing up right now?
Hear the John Bolton news.
It's like fucking shamus.
Any laws that um John Bolton broke, he should be um held to the highest standard of the law and be per prosecuted to the highest level of the law for anything he friendly laws that he does.
A lot of you're working on a prison break already for him.
I suspect that um this will eventually be tossed.
That this case will be tossed.
Yeah.
Um we'll see though.
It's actually very reminiscent of the case.
Have you seen the have you seen the case?
Classified documents case.
No, it's way worse.
He apparently sharing it with his family members.
To make money.
I don't know.
Wasn't he like teasing it too?
He's like, Oh, I've got more coming or something to that effect.
Yeah, and it was having third parties leak it or whatever.
I don't know if the execution some accessions were something like that.
He's cooked.
He's always cooked.
Uh look, if it's a good thing.
No, no, a lot of these.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no.
You should be happy about this because that means there's room for a new Bolton.
It could be you.
It could be you, you know what I mean?
Like you're hey, you're you're in the White House.
And you know, you're you're you're the press, and you see Trump and you say, Mr. President, with John Bolton being indicted, there's now an opening for someone like Bolton, you know.
It's like what would John Bolton say in the oval, like, why don't you bomb Venezuela?
Maybe I'll just start telling, like, trying to start my tweet.
Mr. President, now that Bolton's gone, do you need someone to take the fall for being a warmonger?
Because I'm right here, browser.
You need a war hawk in the middle of the way.
You were talking about how like ice agents are taking tips from like right-wing journalists.
You can be like that, but for like war.
You can give tips.
I think there is something to be said though about former administration officials being indicted um in the new form of the administration.
Um I also do wonder if the people in the current administration do wonder about their prospects for a criminal prosecution in the future once they leave office.
Tom Homan's wrapped up in this 50k scandal, you know, they're calling Stephen Miller a fascist and saying that all whatever he's directing a DH uh to happen with ice and DHS criminal.
Same with Christy Gnome.
So I I do think it's uh fascinating.
Just I do wonder if any of his cabinet thinks like, oh, maybe I could be thrown under the bus down the line.
This is your pitch, bro.
You need to pitch to Trump that you can be the bolt and heel of the administration.
So when Trump is like, we gotta bob Venezuela, you say, I got this Mr. President, you go on TV and say, I'm bombing Venezuela, and Trump can go, oh no, wait, don't do it.
If he needs somebody to to like be able to say, like, oh, this madman's whispering in my ear, telling me to bomb you guys.
Like, I don't want to give him what he wants.
Like, I hope you guys could talk me out of it.
You can do that.
Hey, he's saying send tomahawks Putin.
I don't know.
I'm thinking maybe I should take his advice.
Maybe I should send some tomahawks.
Here's the question, though.
Do you think the corporate press is still pro-Israel?
Or are they are they anti-Israel?
I don't think there is a monolith when it comes to the so-called corporate media.
He used to be all pro-Israel.
Um I I is Al Jazeera corporate media.
We didn't I'm saying back in the day when you had these these principal news brands, NBC, CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, the one thing it all agree on was support for Israel.
Al Jazeera, of course, is is rising up relatively it's relatively new.
I actually I don't think we have Al Jazeera America.
They went a bit out of business.
So people in the US get access to Al Jazeera English, which I think is what, like in the UK or something.
But now I'm wondering with with the current trends among the left.
Fox News, of course, is still pro-Israel.
They got Mark uh Mark, was it Mark Levin?
Mark Levin.
But uh I'd have to imagine MSNBC is now has to has to be anti-Israel.
Uh there definitely isn't the consensus there that there used to be same with CNN.
Definitely with their new Muslim hosts um over at MSNBC, I believe they had Medi Hassan for a little bit, and then they also had like I don't know, his little brother or cousin.
If you if you listen to like Morning Joe, which still styles itself as kind of the inside Washington morning show to watch, generally that's pro-Israel, even though they do have a lot of people that are considerably l further left than you would likely hear um on Fox News.
But when it comes to like the actual daytime stuff, I think it's probably pretty consistently anti-Israel on MSMS.
And and and I imagine that's a that's a similar uh similar phenomenon with CNN.
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We got Mason M93 says the Clinton stole everything not nailed down from the White House when her husband left office.
Can they literally do nothing but accuse the right of their own crimes?
They stole a hundred and ninety estimated 190,000 worth of property from the White House, and then they are under if I understand correctly, they returned uh or paid for about 80,000 of it.
So they still pardon me?
What did they steal?
Uh dishes, uh like everything.
Everything that wasn't nailed down.
It was taken from her.
Yeah.
I said Monica's Lewinsky's innocence was taken from her.
Wasn't she an adult?
Uh she was a very young adult.
She was an adult.
She was 20 years old.
She was an intern.
She wasn't intern.
It was it was a amazing.
I don't play that for him to do, but I don't play these leftist games.
And she actually was opportunistically working with the president during uh shutdown, actually, the government shutdown, where some of the other employees weren't there.
So she had the opportunity to move up the ranks.
So she was working with him.
I don't I don't play these like leftist games of like, oh, the man had power and she didn't.
It's like, bro, people make choices.
I think there is a little bit of a dynamic for minors.
No.
Not an illegal stuff, dude, where it's like, I had no choice because my boss told me to do it.
What are you talking about?
You say I'm leaving.
I think this is the point.
If Bill Clinton grabbed her and threw her down and got on top of her, I'd be like, whoa, man, that's crazy.
He was like, you want to hook up.
And she was like, yeah.
And I'm like, what's the problem?
When you're that famous, though.
Don't do it.
Don't do it at work.
That's messed up.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
The idea that people don't have agency is something that the left loves to use.
They love to say that victims are victims because they don't have the ability to stop, or they they don't have enough agency to uh to to say no for themselves.
And that you see it whether it be uh people that are committing crimes or you see it on an international level with like the Gaza Israel stuff, like well, the people in Gaza, they they they had to attack Israel.
It wasn't, you know, it's not their fault they were being oppressed and blah, blah, blah.
You see that kind of stuff all the time.
And I don't know out of hand.
Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky were both adults.
They consented and they did it at work.
That's the problem.
I agree that it wasn't illegal, but it probably wasn't untoward for the president to be...
It was very bad.
Cheating on his wife.
I believe Hillary, you know what I mean?
She used to be attractive when she was.
She was I was I've been trying to tell them this.
And they don't she looks like.
Can we pull up the old photos with the glasses?
I swear she looks like one of my ex-girlfriends.
That is you are wrong.
Wait, are we put let's I gotta search?
Like a college, she looked attractive.
She looked like uh Sabrina Carpenter a little bit when she was younger.
No.
I'm not joking.
Definitely the face.
The face, but 100% curls.
I will say now nowadays, Monica Lewinsky looks really good.
Yeah, nowadays she does.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'm gonna go ahead and say no.
No.
Well, that's what you're doing.
You're gonna say that's not a great photo.
You got uh with those cheekbones, those high cheekbones.
That's an older photo.
I thought they're well.
Well, it's a different photo than the one I saw.
I think I know what's going on.
You know what I'm talking about as well.
This one?
No, with the glasses.
This is too young.
It's like a high schooler there.
What are you college kid?
Whatever.
Like we need a different photo.
Oh, I know, I know it.
Hold on.
There's the adult one.
You're talking about it won't come over.
Here we go.
You're talking about this one a lot.
That's not bad, man.
That's not bad.
The turtleneck is it?
I mean, have you seen the size of an average American woman nowadays?
Oh, okay.
Elot's talking about this one.
That's not that's Hillary Clinton.
That's Florence Pugh.
Who's that?
I don't know.
Oh, okay.
Oh, wait, hold on.
You're saying she was too young in those.
Okay, here you go, Aladdin.
No, this is when she fell off.
She fell off at like six.
All right, this card.
All right, come on.
How many do I got?
Yeah, a young live.
Is that are you kidding?
An innocent young Hillary Clinton.
All right.
Get the next super chat.
Yeah, yeah.
Can we see Hillary?
I I don't I don't think I I don't think so.
No, there was there was at least one.
There's a time.
Oh, I I know which one.
I know which one a lot's talking about.
You guys are talking about this one.
All right, I'm done screwing with you guys.
I know what photo you're talking about the whole time.
Do you?
Yeah.
I do.
It's another troll photo, isn't it?
Of course.
Yeah.
We'll see.
I I don't think that there's actually there was a time.
It looks like a nice American woman.
Yeah.
But could you imagine like if you went back in time and you met her?
She looks like you ever see Shallow Hell.
Yeah.
Yes.
Where Jack Black he only sees what people are really like.
You would see her, but it would look like it would look like this.
You'd like everyone would see this, and you would see this.
There's nothing you can do about it.
I think she looks like a quintessential American woman in that photo.
She'd be like young.
And here's the thing, too.
Like, she's not yet become the warmongering desperate that Elot is so turned on by.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
It's her willing.
You were like when she was a power.
When she was running for president, she was like, I would create a no-fly zone over Syria, thereby making it almost guaranteed that the US would go to war with Russia.
You were like, now we're talking, baby.
No, no, no.
That gets me rot.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
See, when she says at first, we're gonna have a no fly zone over Syria.
Elon's like, that's what I'm talking about.
Then she's told that would mean war with Russia, and she goes, I know.
And I goes, but still my beating heart.
And then when she goes, We came, we saw he died.
Eli goes, ah that was the line.
I really wanted to get the Warhawks going.
That's the line.
Jesus.
All right, anyway, let's read more of these chats.
Offensive.
ETRD says, I don't believe they are anti Vatim, not all of them.
They have stood they have stand down orders from the mayor and head of the department.
They literally just stood there.
They didn't willfully shield them bad take.
This is what I'm talking about.
Back the blue, no matter who.
This is the this what is this?
The conservative back the blue no matter who.
Like literally, you have communist cops being like, You're free to go, anti-fa woman, and they're like, nah, but he didn't know.
I'm like, are you kidding, bro?
Ridiculous.
Totally.
The cop literally says the DHS guy, well, we don't know what she's running from.
You didn't see her using daylight flashlights, blasting the cops.
Why are you standing there then?
If you don't know, if you're not watching what's going on, why you're here.
Yeah, why wouldn't you just be like, I'm not involved and walk away.
He obstructed DHS from arresting her, and then she ran away.
The cops protected her.
This is insane that conservatives are like all cops are always good no matter what.
Back the blue no matter who.
It's the stupidest thing imaginable.
I'm sorry.
It's just insane.
It is.
There are going to be Antifa guys who intentionally get jobs as police officers.
And and and I will add this to that to to the argument.
You got a good cop.
He's been in the force for 10 years, and he's like, I'm gonna clean these streets up.
Then they go, Oh, hey, Officer Smith, I'd like to intro to introduce you to your new boss, Antifa.
And the Antifa guy goes, I want you to protect terrorists.
And he goes, Okay.
Am I supposed to be okay with that?
It's like, but but the Antifa's telling him what to do.
I'm like, yeah, so quit.
Dude, the good cops have already quit a long time ago.
We saw it during COVID.
Yes.
All right.
K. L. Tanker says, last night you talked about the Panero lemonade.
It was lemonade, uh, aluminate dispenser, but it had a giant sign saying charged lemonade with clean caffeine powered by green coffee extract.
Agreed.
I don't think.
What was it like 200 and something milligrams per per cup?
Didn't somebody die from that's what we're talking about.
Yeah, that's stuff is so a cup of coffee has around 90 milligrams.
400.
Come on.
That's dude.
A cup of coffee has around 90.
So I'm I I track the total caffeine milligrams in all the drinks that I have when I when I have coffee in the morning.
Did you know that cold brew, a cup of cold brew is like 300?
Insane.
Yeah.
So I drink like only half of a cup of cold brew because it's insane.
We got these Yerba Mates, and they have 150.
I track all that stuff.
But if you saw a dispenser that said caffeinated drink, and you're thinking it's it's probably fine, and you don't realize it's 400 milligrams of caffeine.
That's crazy.
But whatever, man.
I don't know.
Everything's super sized nowadays.
Well, apparently she kept filling it back up and drinking more.
And then she had she killed herself because she was too much caffeine.
Uh Shane Walder says Tom Hardy did do the final uh voice of Bain.
His lines were muffled because of the mask, so he had to go back to do ADR after filming.
He based the voice on a Romanian gypsy he knew.
I'll start with power off of me.
That was terrible.
No Romanian gypsies sounded like that.
I but you you know here's the problem was that the Joker was too good.
It was like the best joker in any Batman media ever.
Yeah.
The fan theories about Dark Knight Joker, like that he was ex-military, that he was actually the actual good guy.
You guys know that the Joker and Dark Knight was the good guy, right?
No.
That's a wild theory.
It's it's it's true.
I love crazy theories like that.
Uh it's not crazy.
If you actually watch the movie and then watch Dark Knight Rises, you can see everything Joker did.
What did he do?
He got rid of the mob and he got rid of vigilantism.
He got rid of an emotionally overzealous prosecutor.
He cleaned up Gotham.
Batman flees.
Joker succeeds in most of what he tried to do.
Batman stops him on his last plot, and then Dark Knight Rises starts.
Batman's retired.
The mafia is gone.
Gotham is clean.
Bane then comes back with the the the um what you call it, the uh League of Shadows, saying, like, no, we're not gonna let it go and we're gonna blow it up again.
And then Batman comes out of retirement to stop Bain.
They expect WandaVos to be the rabble.
I haven't seen Batman.
I'm sorry.
I don't know.
You haven't seen those movies?
They're worth watching.
That's why everyone does no one likes you a lot.
Okay, because all men do is talk about Batman all the time, and you don't.
And so you're this is why you like war.
No, because he's talking about yeah, war IRL, not just the IRL, not Batman IRL.
Well, war IRL is more kind of more fascinating.
Batman is the most powerful superhero in all of comic book existence existence.
Wow.
Technically that's not true.
Um because there's like Marvel's one above all or whatever.
But in terms of individual superheroes on Earth, or actually in almost every circumstance, the the general concept of what Batman is that given enough time, he can overcome any uptime thing.
That that that's the theory.
It's like Batman is smart enough to overcome any obstacle with enough preparation.
So when they did the Marvel crossover with with uh DC, Batman defeats the Hulk by throwing tear gas, uh throwing nerve gas at the Hulk and then striking his solar plexus, forcing Hulk to inhale and then passing out.
So Batman, a regular human with technical ability.
That's why Batman and Iron Man are like my favorite characters, because they're just people.
They're just guys.
You know, you got these people like Captain Marvel's the worst, especially in the movie.
She's like, I just have power for no reason.
And it's shut up.
Batman's a dude who's like, I'm gonna train and you know, fight for justice.
So relatable, you could be Batman if you work hard enough.
Right.
That's the that that's the general idea.
Like anyone can be a superhero like Batman.
Iron Man invents invented stuff, although he's kind of a dick.
That was kind of the the the point of Iron Man was to create a villain in every way but his deeds.
So he's an alcoholic womanizing, cussing billionaire, industrialist.
You should hate him, but he's the hero, so it was like an interesting dichotomy.
He's great.
Yeah.
Yeah, let's read some more.
All right, let's see.
Uh Hitler was a vegetarian.
That's interesting.
Says, I work in film.
Gavin's new tax incentive now requires us to start every meeting with a landing.
What?
With a land acknowledgement.
And we are required to attach a land acknowledgement to every call sheet.
No way that's true.
Someone check that.
You had a paycheck.
Because it's believable, right?
Yeah.
What's the law?
That Native American uh in Hollywood, they have to do that for it.
Oh.
Land acknowledgement.
Land acknowledgement.
All right.
I thought we were done with the land acknowledgement bullshit, frankly.
I thought that died along with the king gave the land back.
Not in Canada.
I'm not your buddy guy, says civil war.
Who am I to speak out?
Our government is just giving away land to the natives without consent to the landowners.
Kyle says Liquid Death CEO continues to crash out, and it's clearly hurting his brand.
Can we start a campaign to get Spin Drift to switch to glass bottles too?
Spindrift is amazing.
I love Spindrift.
And I believe I believe that the Spindrift, there's some connection there.
Like I think maybe that company has an investment in liquid death or whatever.
But what I will say, what's really funny about the Liquid Death thing is the CEO wants up tweeting at me.
Like it's now days later, and I don't even really care.
So the the gist of what happened is after we did the debate, I said at the end of the show, I was like, listen, if you fix your marketing, that's my principal complaint.
I think the drinks are actually great, low sugar is good, just fix it.
And he said he was gonna.
And I said, okay.
And then the issue was that people started posting about the bet he had made on stream where he where he challenged me.
He claimed uh he never said 10% on his company's website.
It did.
And I called, I said, Gentleman's bet.
I'll I it's it's 10%.
He goes, a million dollars.
And I was like, Are you sure?
Here you go.
And I pulled it up and it says 10%.
It said it for for over a year, and there's three years of third party reporting confirming that his company said 10% of profit per can, which means gross profit.
That's that's legal.
So he said a million bucks, and then people started posting Tim Pool just won a million dollars.
There was like a trend on X. And so I tweeted out, give the million dollars to the to five gyres, the company you already work with.
I was basically saying, Yeah, we're done.
It was basically me closing off the Timple won a million dollars, and I was basically saying, We're done with this, go do your thing.
I figured saying give a million dollars to the nonprofit you already donate to was basically saying do nothing.
He doesn't have to prove it.
Just saying, yeah, because he exactly he could have been like, hey, let's go.
Instead, he tweeted at me, how about you issue a public apology to me and my company?
You're only doing this because I fired your skateboard friend.
And if the if the if then after your apology, if the nonprofit agrees to an extended payment plan, we'll consider it or something like that.
And then I was just like, holy crap, this dude's nuts.
He's like, his ego is bigger than the plastic footprint they produce from their from their can company.
So I said, okay, go after yourself.
I'll file the FTC complaint myself.
And then uh what he did was he made he he kept tweeting, increasing the amount of FTC violations that we believe uh we can present.
It's it's actually quite insane the amount of things he keeps saying, which are like, dude, you can't say these things.
And now there's potential defamation because he he like this dude is his bro, the CEO of Liquid's having a mental breakdown over this.
It's actually, I'm getting kind of nervous over how messed up he is.
At first it was funny that he was crashing out.
Now I'm genuinely concerned about his his like potential self-harm.
He went on chat GPT and he made a fake graph posted through the corporate brand account, where he was like, You pool boy's so mad because his views are going down.
And then it's just this fake thing that claims in 20 from 2012, yes, to 2024, Timcast IRL got 1.1 million views per episode.
And that in 2025, we only get 70,000 views per episode.
And I'm like, yo, the CEO of Beverage Company that brought in 333 million dollars last year, went on chat GPT and made a fake graph to try and get at me because he's having a mental breakdown.
And I'm just sitting here being like, listen, bro, I tweeted him, I was like, let me get serious, dude.
I'm I'm a troll on X. I just I say random things.
I just posted a video of Ian Crossland spraying water out of his mouth and blowing up a house like a fire hose.
I'm goofing off.
This is the brand account of a company that has investors like Live Nation, apparently.
I think it's like Live Nation's an investor and a bunch of pro skateboarders.
And this dude fabricated a graph to defame Tim Cast IRL, exposing him not just to FTC violations, but but now potential private litigation.
Why would you do that?
It's just I I'm like, bro, I tweeted him.
I was like, you need media training.
You're easily baited by troll posts.
And this morning, the dude was tweeting at someone accusing him of fraud.
I'm like, listen, there are people that are like, Tim, you're giving them publicity.
I don't, I don't care.
I'm I'm goofing off.
I posted my opinion on X. I don't care if the company makes or breaks or do whatever.
And now, because of his statements, you've got people tweeting at him that he committed fraud with his with with donations, and they're having to respond to these allegations.
Bro, you should have just said nothing.
It's pretty, it's pretty messed up.
And uh we have we have four or five principal claims against him now because he won't shut up.
Every time he tweets, there's a potential violation that that our lawyer, like we're talking with our lawyers, and we're like, yo, look what he's saying.
And they're like, wow, he's making the claims like sh like the FTC violations potentially greater.
It's pretty clear though, it was funny because I'll just say this when my when I when I mentioned to my lawyer, I was like, we have a draft complaint to the FTC because they say death to plastic, but the pl their cans are plastic.
He was like, okay, I'll take a look.
The next thing he said was when he saw the photo of the aluminum can with the metal strip from it, he he like, holy crap.
Because people don't know cans are actually plastic bottles.
So an aluminum can you're drinking out of, it's actually when you strip the metal away, it's a plastic bag.
You're drinking out of a plastic bag.
People don't know that.
Anyway, death to plastic, this guy sounds like a terrorist.
We need to put him on a watch list.
I love plastic.
I'm pro, I'm part of big plastic.
I got plastic balls.
Um I love big plastic.
You need to go to the sauna.
Thanks for telling me about your balls a lot.
Yep.
Uh, I will stress this too.
Here's the important thing to understand.
This is not a private action that's being taken with the FTC.
It's it's like I have I have no no cost on this.
I submit it to the FTC, and if the FTC moves forward, it costs me zero dollars.
So the only exposure is on their end, there's no reason for this to bring this up.
So I have no problem saying all these things because I'm not in a private litigation.
There's something called the Green Guides in the FTC that specifically regulates environmental claims.
My understanding of it, I could be wrong, but this is my understanding, is that they're trying to prevent people from claiming to be eco-friendly by maligning any other uh product.
The reason is you might get someone who says, Don't use brick for your house.
Brick is bad for this reason.
Use Hardy board.
And that may not be true, and then you're using false environmental claims to promote your business.
It's an FTC violation.
The thing about glass bottles is that you can use cork liner, and you can make glass bottle products with paper stickers and cork liner that uses zero plastic.
But this dude from Liquid Death keeps making the claim that glass has more plastic, falsely maligning a clean alternative.
Why?
When I asked him on the show why he doesn't use cork and glass, that it's too expensive.
He's effectively saying we could use plastic free alternatives, but we lose money.
We lose profit.
It's an insane thing to say, and the dude keeps digging his grave deeper and deeper.
That's why I keep tweeting at him, dude.
Stop, shut up.
But he's like hell bent on, I guess, sinking the company.
I'm I was actually wondering, like, I wonder if he got bad investors and he's regretting where the company's gone, so he's intentionally trying to nuke it so that the investors are forced to cancel and pull out and he gets his company back or something.
I don't know.
It just seems insane that a CEO of a company that has revenues of 333 million dollars for 2024 would be doing this degree of an like you know, self-harm.
Let's uh let's grab some more.
D3 uh FEC says, look up the battle of Athens, Tennessee.
Indeed.
Crazy Larry says Timcast in a triple A video game NASCAR 25.
That's right.
Did you guys know that?
Timcast is in NASCAR 25.
Oh, the NASCAR driver that we sponsored.
Uh Cody Dennison, we have the car right there uh behind me.
That's uh it's right, wait, wait, put it back there.
That's the Tim Wait, Tim Cast car.
That's Ice Age Magic the Gathering and Fallen Empires.
This is right here, the NASCAR model car Cody Dennison gave it to me.
We sponsor him, uh Arca Racing, and uh I think I think he's got a pickup truck as well as a car.
He does.
Yeah, and it's in the NASCAR video game.
There's so cool.
I just I'm great eternally grateful.
It's amazing.
Shout out to Cody.
Now, granted, this isn't gonna be in the NASCAR video game, but there is a lawnmower that's the Tim Cast lawnmower.
That's true too.
There is a Timcass Lawnmower eraser.
Yeah.
We can mod the game.
Yeah.
Uh so I think I don't know, is the game out now?
I don't know.
Because we're getting a copy for sure.
Um, we've been talking to Cody about it.
Yeah, he's been sending me images of it too.
Uh when did it come out?
Uh coming out November 11th.
Yeah.
Yo, that's crazy.
It's it's super cool.
Uh, I'm a I'm a big fan.
You know, uh like Alison and I were we're playing poker one day.
This is like this is before the baby, and on all the TVs was Arco Racing, and we're like, holy crap, like we're watching the Tim Cast's car on TV.
So cool.
Super cool.
The one free man says Hillary Clinton claiming it's not his house is rich, considering she had to return a bunch of furniture when she and Bill were evicted from the same house.
Yep.
It's not his house.
She was evicted.
Get out of here.
All right.
The Laughing Dead says, Shout out to Tony, he's a good dude, won't even take hit piece money.
Why he's think we talked about this in the green room, like the amount of people who uh have offered me money to not run articles.
Notable.
Notable.
This one's funny.
Reggie Dan L Z says, I'm starting to feel like Tim's mad because he didn't know canned goods were lined with plastic.
Yes.
That is quite literally what I said I am mad about.
He adds, or this is over his friend.
Indeed, it is not.
Uh the only reason I didn't go after Liquid Death sooner was because I was friends with Richie, who was on their team.
When they fired him, I said, okay, I don't gotta be polite to you guys anymore.
That was basically the the gist.
Richie went out of his way every day to make sure that he was promoting liquid death.
So I was like, I'm not going to start a big spat and go after liquid death.
And I gotta be honest, I tweeted one thing and I thought that was it.
Like I tweet at companies all the time.
I tweet things about, you know, Taco Bell and what it does to your gut and the next day.
But I love Taco Bell.
It's so nobody from Taco Bell attacks me or anything like that.
So uh when they fired the entire skate team, I was like, there's nothing holding back my discon uh my my concern over uh what they do.
Coca-Cola doesn't claim to destroy plastic.
Sprite, Pepsi Co, they don't say death to plastic.
They don't they don't tell you you're fighting plastic, they're not trying to mislead you.
And so uh I'm quite literally angry that we spent thousands of dollars on liquid death because I thought aluminum can and death to plastic and infinitely recyclable meant it was a metal can.
Infinitely recyclable is a lie.
It's it's just not true.
And he said 80% of people are buying for recyclability.
He's lying.
You can't recycle those cans infinitely because they have plastic in them.
Yep.
You have to burn the plastic off with crate, which which creates emissions, has to be filtered out and the filters become garbage.
And the cans are only upwards of 70% recycled because you need what's called virgin aluminum for structural integrity of aluminum cans.
So he keeps playing this game where he's trying to insinuate there's no plastic and the cans are infinitely recycled.
And he told me on the show that I said if I drink this, melt the can down, can it be reformed into a new can?
He said, yes.
That's a lie.
So what I don't like is if he came out and said, I'm sorry, I didn't realize people weren't aware of this.
We thought because there's substantially less plastic, it was better.
I would have been like, I feel you.
Instead, he was like, Nope, we're fine.
F you apologize.
And I was like, okay, dude.
But for the rest of you, smash the like button, share the show with everyone you know.
We're going to the uncensored portion of the show.
That'll be at Rumble.com slash Timcast I R L. Follow me on X and Instagram at Timcast.
Join the Discord server at Timcast.com.
Tony, do you want to shout anything out?
Yeah, if you're a Texan and you're listening to this to this um and watching, you need to follow us.
Um, we're like a must-follow for Texans that are into plot politics.
We're a right-leaning organization just at current revolt on Twitter, but more preferably uh current revolt.com.
Right on.
Tony, it's been very chill having you on IRL.
I love your journalism, and I would like to see more people in the media space follow your lead.
You're you're great inspiration, I hope.
Appreciate that uh to me and uh to many others.
My name's Alataliaho, everybody.
I'm a White House correspondent here at Timcast.
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And if you are celebrating Diwali, please have a good Diwali.
You're not just you're not a White House correspondent.
You are the correspondent White House correspondent here at Timcast.
You need to get the credit for where it's due.
You're the only one.
Uh, I am filled at Remains on Twix.
I just did a uh a feature, a new song by called Cannibals by a band called Zillion.
Uh you can go to uh you can go to Spotify right now and download it, check it out.
I'm really proud of how it came out.
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You can check us out on Apple Music, Amazon Music, Pandora, Spotify, YouTube, and Deezer.
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Thanks for hanging out.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Check this out.
We got Cody Dennison right here.
NASCAR 25 drivers.
There he is, the Tim Cast car.
News, culture, and politics got a wing on it.
Number nine, fast track racing.
Look at that.
You got a sponsored by Reese's.
Are they all sponsored by Reese's?
I think they are.
I think I think the series is.
Yeah.
That's cool.
Yeah, that's interesting, though, because I I would rather sponsor Cody directly and have the whole car say Timcast on it.
Look how cool that is.
It's got the wing on it.
Then just have like a tiny little Reese's on every single thing.
Number zero, that's actually a cool number.
Nate Moller.
Shout out.
Zero is a great number, huh?
It is.
It's a special number.
And how do they how do they pick the numbers?
Uh I don't know.
Performance cleaners sponsors DL Wilson.
He's 60 years old.
Damn.
Yeah.
I'll actually send a message to Cody and see what he says.
How'd you pick your number, Cody?
I don't know, dick about NASCAR.
Is this big in the south?
This is a big thing.
Bro, it's big everywhere.
It's big everywhere.
Yeah.
Doesn't feel like it's big in the Northeast.
There's Loud in New Hampshire.
That's uh the Northeast uh track is is uh loud and it's huge.
I've never been to uh race.
Is that what they call it?
Yeah.
Yeah, race.
Is that we need to we need to go to one.
We we just it's like we never travel, and so uh we were we were trying to go to one, and then we we Cody hooked up somebody here.
I can't remember who it was.
I don't know, somebody works with a Kellen or something.
They got to hang out in in the pit or whatever.
And what are the vibes of these like baseball game?
I don't know, people getting trashed, yeah.
I mean, hot dogs, beer, nachos.
Yeah, okay.
You might want to bring your protection, maybe.
Okay.
They're loud.
Yeah, it's crazy.
And were they going like 200 and something miles an hour?
They can, yeah.
Yeah, it's wild.
And uh did you ever see like the uh a guy walk up the brim?
It's crazy.
It's like a wall.
The bank is crazy.
Like you angled very much.
It's like it's oh it's over 90 degrees.
It's really, really funny.
Over 90 degrees, so they're going upside down upside down.
Oh, I'm sorry, 45.
Yeah, you're right.
My bad.
45 degrees.
It's over 45 degrees.
Uh it is possible to go to to loop all the way around if they're going fast enough.
You know, enough force.
But uh, yeah, I don't I think they should.
I think it's time that NASCAR adds loop to loops and uh and like corkscrews.
And if you fall, then well, you know, it's you you went too slow.
So it did the actual the the different tracks have a different degree, so it's relatively flat at Martinsville, uh, which is 12 degrees, but then the steepest one is 36 degrees of Talladega super speedway.
Wow.
I watched the video where a guy was like walking up it.
He's like, people don't realize just how steep it is because when you watch on TV, it just looks kind of flat.
You're making a left turn.
Yep.
But are they are they usually just ovals or are there any with like other For NASCAR they're ovals, yeah, but then the uh there are different kinds of races like Formula One or our street style races with lots of turns and stuff.
I don't get why Cody isn't just like win all of them.
It's just driving, right?
Driving is easy, yeah.
And all they gotta all he has to do is drive and turn left.
It's a passing house.
Yeah, it is.
Just put your signal on.
And then is this even a sport?
I mean, come on, how hard could it really be?
I'm teasing, I'm sure it's very different.
I I don't I don't know what we were supposed to talk about, but I think a lot want to just look at pictures of Hillary Clinton again.
I'm saying she is a prototypical, beautiful American woman in a photo like this.
And I feel like, you know, this is what we need to return to.
This is what the Jews took from you, Tim.
I'm saying you're gonna get deported.
Let me talk about uh this guy, this main Democrat Senate candidate who wore Antifa Super Soldier label on his armor.
This is the dude with the Nazi tattoo, too.
Yeah, he's got a Nazi.
He's got a Nazi.
The totem comp or whatever it's called.
Yeah.
And he he identified it as a totem comp.
He didn't just say he didn't just say that it was always just a skull, blah, blah, blah.
The argument that he makes now is oh, hold on.
So do we like him or not?
No, he's a leftist.
He's a leftist.
And he just let it go because he's got a Nazi tattoo and Antifa.
It's like uh he's confused.
Like he just let it linger, too.
He wasn't like, oh man, maybe I should get rid of my Nazi.
Totten Kampf.
Toten Kampf.
So what happened to that?
What caused him to go from Nazi to Antifa?
Uh he said that when he was younger, and I believe in the Greens or in the army that uh he was in Croatia somewhere and very drunk and young, and then drunkenly got this tattoo that he didn't know what it uh meant allegedly, but ever since then he must have grown to know and chose to not cover it up or get rid of it.
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