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Democrat Judge BLOCKS DEPORTATION Of Terrorist's Family, Trump Admin BAITED Democrats | Timcast IRL
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tim pool
A Democrat judge, he's appointed by Joe Biden, has blocked the deportation of the Colorado terrorists, saying that there must be adequate process.
He didn't say due process.
He said adequate.
And he thought that the Trump administration, citing a terror attack and challenging the issue of national security, he thought that wasn't adequate.
But I think that this is the Trump administration baiting the Democratic Party.
This is a guy who is on camera.
There's new video footage that has emerged of him whipping a Molotov at a bunch of peaceful protesters.
He catches himself on fire.
We watch it happen.
He's got a family here.
Apparently he was waiting until his last child graduated so he could make this attack.
He'd been planning it for a long time.
And the question is, does his family pose a national security threat?
And I think the answer is yes.
Look, they're here in a visa.
Their visa could be revoked for any reason, and I don't think it makes sense.
If a terrorist attacks a bunch of peaceful Americans, I don't think it makes sense to keep his family here.
Unsurprisingly, as we predicted, you now have the Democrats, or at least their level of influence in this country, their wing of influence, defending this guy's family.
I wonder if that was Trump's intention.
We have another interesting story as it pertains to this.
Dave Portnoy, being interviewed by one of his employees, hosts, whatever, gets into a screaming match where he says you cannot make jokes about Jews and even tells the guy, why don't you quit because you work for me, and insults the guy.
Things are getting pretty damn crazy.
A lot of news today, my friends.
Karine Jean-Pierre has quit the Democratic Party, which is hilarious.
Then you've got these two Chinese nationals who are trying to smuggle in fungus that can destroy our wheat crops, our grains.
They call it agro-terrorism.
And then, I don't know, Donald Trump's approval rating is really, really good.
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Joining us tonight to talk about this and so much more is Chrissy Mayer.
chrissie mayr
Hi, it's so good to be here.
tim pool
Who are you?
What do you do?
chrissie mayr
Who am I?
I'm a comedian, podcaster.
I've got a bunch of dates coming up this summer and into the fall.
I'll be in Long Island, Ohio, San Diego, Phoenix.
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Commander of the SimCast.
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Yes, SimCast every Sunday on my YouTube channel.
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Follow me at ChrissyMayer and ChrissyMayer.com for tickets.
tim pool
Right on.
Ian's hanging out.
ian crossland
Hi, everybody.
Ian Crossland.
I am an actor, musician, producer.
Good to be here.
I also have the phenomenal, powerful Phil Labonte.
phil labonte
Hello, everybody.
My name is Phil Labonte.
I'm the lead singer of the heavy metal band, All That Remains.
I'm an anti-communist and a counter-revolutionary.
tim pool
Here's a story from the Daily Mail.
Colorado firebomb terror attack judge blocked deportation of the terror suspect's family.
Now, I'd just like to point out, I think we are well beyond the suspect point.
There is video of him throwing the Molotov.
Burning himself, and then you can subsequently see the burns on his face.
He's then standing there screaming at people while holding the Molotov cocktails.
I think it's fair to say he did it.
So, the attacker.
Check this out.
A Biden-era judge in Colorado has temporarily blocked the Trump admin from deporting the wife and five children of the firebomb attacker.
They put suspect, wouldn't say that.
Mohammed Sabri Solomon, 45. Allegedly?
unidentified
What is it?
tim pool
He literally injured 12 people aged between 52 and 80. Look, okay, I just want to stress this.
Fox News had the video this morning.
It's been all over the internet.
You can see him throwing the Molotovs and then standing there screaming while holding them, I don't think we need to play this game anymore.
Unless, of course, this guy's got a different name and he's the wrong name.
unidentified
I don't know.
ian crossland
Or it's a deep fake.
tim pool
Yes, based on the information released, he's the attacker.
It's not alleged.
Twelve people between 52 and 88 at this demonstration.
They're going to say the family earned temporary reprieve on Wednesday when Biden appointed U.S. District Court Judge Gordon Gallagher said deporting them without adequate process could cause irreparable harm.
And there it is.
District Judge, Democrat appointed, exactly as we predicted.
phil labonte
I mean, it's constant now.
chrissie mayr
It's the resistance!
unidentified
Wow.
phil labonte
Yeah, I mean, and it's also stymieing the will of the people, right?
This is something we talk about here.
It is clear that one of the major reasons that Donald Trump was elected was because of illegal immigration and wasn't just to fix what was going on at the border.
66% of the American people believe that we should be deporting people.
If you're going to stand up and defend a dude's family who had just committed a terrorist attack, You're going to screw more Democrats.
chrissie mayr
Who do you think was buying Molotov cocktail ingredients at the store?
Probably the wife and daughter.
And he was playing this for a year.
And he said because of his immigration status, he couldn't get actual weapons.
So that's why he made these.
phil labonte
And again, it's their visas.
These people aren't here.
They're not permanent residents.
But even if they are, they're here on visas.
Visas don't need the same kind of, like, you don't need to be found guilty in a court of law to get sent on.
tim pool
The State Department has the right to revoke visas for any reason at their own discretion.
And I'm sure they're going to say national security.
This is the family of a known terrorist.
Not only are they a potential national security threat, but they're not going to be safe here either.
Send them out.
Was that breaking news?
Just happened?
phil labonte
Yeah.
tim pool
We'll pull that one up.
Oh, look, it literally just popped up on the screen right now.
phil labonte
Yeah, exactly, yeah.
unidentified
We'll grab that one next.
ian crossland
Okay, travel ban.
Trump travel ban we're looking at.
tim pool
Trump travel ban.
We'll jump to that next.
ian crossland
Yeah, but regarding this one, is the family, you said they're here on visas?
unidentified
Yeah.
ian crossland
They're all here legally on visas, and he's also here legally on visas.
tim pool
Oh, we don't know if it's legal.
He was here illegally.
ian crossland
Oh, he was.
tim pool
He overstayed his visa and then petitioned the Biden administration and they gave him some kind of temporary reprieve.
chrissie mayr
And the youngest daughter, like, what, just graduated high school?
phil labonte
Yeah.
chrissie mayr
He was waiting.
phil labonte
So she's probably, you know, I mean, he probably got his family out of, you know, Egypt 10 years ago or whatever because that's when there was all the chaos in the middle in Egypt.
chrissie mayr
So while she's throwing her cap in the air at graduation, he's throwing the mullet of Godfrey on you.
phil labonte
Exactly.
ian crossland
I don't understand this.
phil labonte
Why?
Because he's a terrorist and because they probably share the sentiment.
chrissie mayr
They're terrorist adjacent.
ian crossland
But if, like, someone does something that's terrorist and they're like, do you deport their cousin, too, who lives, like, down the block?
phil labonte
Yeah, why not?
They're on visas.
Because they're on visas, I say yes.
ian crossland
Anybody related to a guy that did a crime?
phil labonte
If they're on a visa.
ian crossland
Oh, guilt by associations.
phil labonte
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
They're on visas.
they're guests and you don't, Like, we're not.
Yeah, you're not.
tim pool
Gotta go!
Goodbye!
phil labonte
Again, these people aren't citizens.
I'm not saying we should do anything to American citizens, but if you're on a visa...
Yes.
See you later.
We don't need to have...
Yeah, being here is a privilege.
tim pool
But it's just general national security threats.
This guy committed a terror attack.
His family is here.
They are at risk.
They are also a potential national security risk.
There's just no argument.
It's like, okay, it's going to be better off for everybody if we just send them back home.
ian crossland
You want to keep the family together anyway.
That's right.
tim pool
Exactly.
Keep the family together.
Send them all back home.
chrissie mayr
Keep each other company.
You can all sit together.
tim pool
In Egypt.
Is that not what you were saying?
ian crossland
No, I am saying it's better.
I mean, splitting them in half is not a good way to do it, but sometimes it's the only way to do it.
If the father does some crime, you throw him in jail, you're like, sorry, we've got to split up the family.
The criminal has to go to jail.
For them just to know the guy, or be, like, the kids?
tim pool
I think the move was clearly get Democrats to defend the terrorists in some way.
chrissie mayr
To make them look even worse.
tim pool
And now they have no choice.
A district judge is allowing them to stay, so all of your liberal pundits are either going to say nothing and ignore the story because there's no easy out, or they'll walk right into the trap and say, it's a good thing that these people are allowed to stay, and then Trump's going to come out and say, now they're defending the terrorists and his family.
ian crossland
Yeah, this guy, did he kill people?
The firebombs?
Did they kill people?
tim pool
No, interestingly, it was reported that he was charged with murder, but then the reports changed that it was attempted murder.
unidentified
Wow.
tim pool
So, they didn't release initially the reports on the condition of the victims, but they said it was reported far and wide, all over the place, that it was being charged with murder.
Then later they said it actually attempted murder, so I don't know what they got wrong.
chrissie mayr
I think as he threw them, he yelled at something like, unalive, all Zionists, or something like that.
phil labonte
That would be in character, I think.
chrissie mayr
Yeah.
phil labonte
You know, I don't know exactly what he said, but it sounds like the kind of thing that he would say, considering some of the other things that he said, the video that he made of himself, you know, denouncing Israel and talking about jihad.
tim pool
Oh, yeah, yeah.
He made a video.
He had a hidden letter for his family or something.
phil labonte
And he specifically said he was engaging in jihad.
So, like, you can say that it's about anti-Semitism, but it's not just about anti-Semitism.
chrissie mayr
Does he have a TikTok?
Where were the videos posted?
phil labonte
I think he might have a TikTok.
I'm not sure, to be honest with you.
But there was reporting on it.
I saw it on Daily Mail, I believe.
But yeah, I mean, so he's made it clear what his motivation was.
ian crossland
Is this set a precedent for someone that's just here illegally, but their family's all here on visas, but the guy who happens to have overstayed his visa gets deported, so we deport the whole family, even though it wasn't a violent crime?
tim pool
A what?
ian crossland
I'm wondering if that's going to happen.
chrissie mayr
Yeah, you put your family in jeopardy when you do dumb stuff like that.
tim pool
It's a good thing.
ian crossland
But civilly you don't.
If you commit a crime, your family doesn't go to jail for it.
chrissie mayr
If you're a citizen.
tim pool
No, but the visas are all conditional.
And I think it is good that we say, hey, we're letting you guys come here as a family.
Here are your visas.
But if someone in your family commits any kind of criminal offense, we are under no obligation to let you stay here.
phil labonte
There are two reasons why it's good.
One, it shrinks the total number of people that are here on visas.
And two, it makes other people aware that, look, if you commit a terrorist act, then we're going to send not just you, but your whole family's going back to the old country.
That should motivate you not to do it.
deter people to not do it.
unidentified
It will, but it A wise woman.
phil labonte
Again, this isn't like some slippery slope.
You're violating the rights of Americans.
These people are guests, and not everyone gets to be an American.
So don't think of it like we're, you know, it's not like taking them to a CIA black site.
'Cause you're sending them back to their country.
ian crossland
I keep thinking, actually for some reason today, I was thinking about like how the, If you did anything wrong, your family's going.
tim pool
North Korea doesn't know.
phil labonte
This isn't targeting their families.
ian crossland
This is.
tim pool
No, it's targeting them.
unidentified
What?
ian crossland
Same thing.
tim pool
Removing visas of people here who are here conditionally.
phil labonte
Yeah.
ian crossland
I know, but it's targeting the family of this violent criminal.
chrissie mayr
A wise woman once said, ain't nobody got time for that.
Okay.
phil labonte
I'm on.
tim pool
I'm sick of this.
Reality where it's like, we as Americans are deferential to non-citizens.
Look, I literally wouldn't, if you came to me and said, did you hear the story?
Marco Rubio removed the visa of some guy because, you know, he thought the guy's politics were bad.
I'd be like, oh.
So the guy who was appointed, confirmed by the Senate through a popular vote election, said that this guy, for some reason, he's decided unilaterally that he shouldn't have a visa.
I don't care.
We have to let people come here.
It makes no sense.
chrissie mayr
Yeah, sounds like a lot of thought went into it and there was good reason for it.
And yeah, being in this country is a privilege.
And there's just so many people here that are obeying the laws on their visas.
That doesn't set a good example for the people that are here on visas that are not causing trouble, not doing crimes.
ian crossland
The whole, send us you're tired, you're sick, you're hungry, you're poor.
chrissie mayr
We're done with that.
ian crossland
We are.
chrissie mayr
We've been doing that for too many years.
ian crossland
I think you're right.
That's exactly the point I was going to make, is that made a lot of sense when we were a growing country that needed immigration to build up our populace.
We don't need that anymore.
chrissie mayr
And people were not coming to America to do crime.
They actually wanted to create a family, build themselves up, have a legacy.
It wasn't like now, where the illegals come, they send all their money back home, or they throw Molotov cocktails at people.
ian crossland
Digital money transfer?
Yeah, digital money transfer didn't exist in 1790.
phil labonte
Remittances, they call that, right?
Remittances, yeah.
Which, I mean, that's obviously not good for America, but just having so many people here that are here illegally, just for the census, just for the way that it turns into representatives in Congress, that alone is reason enough to send people back.
We have to send people back so these people are just as good as anyone else because we want to totally reduce the number of illegal Americans.
If we could send back 20 million, I would want to send back 20 million.
I don't care about their individual stories.
tim pool
We got breaking news!
Ladies and gentlemen, Trump signs bombshell travel ban restricting people from 19 countries from entering the U.S. Holy smokes, this story dropped literally like 20 minutes ago.
President Trump is banning visitors from 12 countries from entering the U.S. and partially restricting access from seven other nations.
The move, first reported by CBS on Wednesday evening, is the latest in Trump's efforts to secure America's borders.
Afghanistan, Chad, Congo, Equatorial Guinea, Eritrea, Haiti, Iran, Libya, Myanmar, Somalia, Sudan, and Yemen will be barred from entering the United States under the new proclamation.
Further to that ban, citizens of Burundi, Cuba, Laos, Sierra Leone, Togo, Turkmenistan, and Venezuela will be partially restricted from traveling.
White House Deputy Press Secretary Abigail Jackson confirmed the report on Wednesday evening, writing on X, President Trump is fulfilling his promise to protect Americans from dangerous foreign actors that want to come to our country and cause us harm.
These common sense restrictions are country-specific and include places that lack proper vetting, exhibit high visa overstay rates, or fail to share identity and threat information.
President Trump will always act in the best interest of the American people and their safety.
And my response?
unidentified
Good.
phil labonte
Yes.
tim pool
I don't care all that much.
chrissie mayr
No, not Equatorial Guinea.
I've never even heard of Eritrea.
Is that a new one?
tim pool
No, no.
Eritrea is in Eastern Africa.
chrissie mayr
It sounds like an STD.
tim pool
It's a despotic nightmare of a country.
And yeah, Serge knows all about it.
He's nodding.
I had done research into it because one of the stories I'd been working out with Vice was trying to sneak break our way into Eritrea because they call it like the North Korea of Africa.
chrissie mayr
Wow.
tim pool
Yeah.
There you go.
ian crossland
Cuba's a good, interesting one.
tim pool
Yeah.
unidentified
Maybe that's like a stop-off point for people that are, or just like...
phil labonte
That's why.
chrissie mayr
They get their cigars.
tim pool
That one's interesting.
phil labonte
I don't know anything about the politics of Togo, so...
I can't even front on that.
chrissie mayr
I like that song.
tim pool
The Togolese Republic of West Africa.
ian crossland
Africa, that's a good song.
tim pool
They call it the Slave Coast.
phil labonte
A lot of the countries that I...
I think a lot of the countries that are listed...
tim pool
Yeah, Togo.
phil labonte
Congo.
tim pool
Sierra Leone.
phil labonte
Yeah, I mean, I've heard that there's a lot of problems with like Al-Qaeda people like in Western Africa nowadays.
tim pool
I just literally don't care.
chrissie mayr
Don't care.
tim pool
Literally do not.
phil labonte
I don't care if they're staying over there at all.
ian crossland
Libya and Afghanistan.
tim pool
There you go.
ian crossland
Two countries we obliterated.
phil labonte
Yeah.
tim pool
How many of you are familiar with Cote d 'Ivoire?
ian crossland
Negative.
phil labonte
You realize that most of the people that were fighting in the Libyan Civil War weren't very aware of America's involvement, or even NATO's involvement?
ian crossland
Oh, no, I didn't.
phil labonte
They don't think of it as the United States destroyed Libya.
They think that they had a civil war, and they thought they won the civil war.
ian crossland
The USAID was funding.
phil labonte
That's true.
ian crossland
Hillary Clinton's emails showed that Sidney Blumenthal was running guns through Osprey Global Solutions.
phil labonte
That's all true, and I'm not saying that it's not, but the people that were fighting in Libya, they don't think that the support did it for them.
It was them.
They believe that they're the ones that did it.
They really personalize.
Just like the Mujahideen in Afghanistan, they believe that they ran the Soviets out, even though if the United States wasn't giving them Stinger missiles.
The Soviets would have continued to just send gun runs of helicopters through, you know, Afghan villages.
tim pool
All right, Ian.
What's that country?
chrissie mayr
Côte d 'Ivoire.
ian crossland
Côte d 'Ivoire.
tim pool
What's the actual country?
chrissie mayr
Ivory Coast?
tim pool
Yes.
unidentified
There it is.
tim pool
They chose the French.
chrissie mayr
Make it sound fancier.
tim pool
I mean, so it is actually known as that, but it's kind of funny because it's Google Earth and we call it the Ivory Coast.
That's why I was like, why is it French?
I think it's French.
It could be Portuguese.
chrissie mayr
Yeah.
tim pool
It's French.
Yeah, I figured.
Look at this very thin nation of Togo.
unidentified
Togo?
tim pool
You're not allowed in America anymore.
Look, if Trump was like, Tuvalu, can't come here.
I'd be like, okay.
I don't know why there's an assumption that anyone from anywhere is welcome to come to this country.
Like, by all means, apply.
Go through a legal process.
And if Trump says, nah, I'll go, okay.
Whatever.
I ain't crying about it.
unidentified
Take a pause for 20 years.
chrissie mayr
No.
Where will we get our Equatorial Guinea pigs from?
ian crossland
We'll have to go north or south.
tim pool
I don't know if they ever came from there.
chrissie mayr
What?
Where did they come from then?
ian crossland
South America.
If things were more stable here.
And it's not like we're living in instability, but massive debt, civil unrest, or at least people complaining about civil unrest.
I think then maybe this would be ridiculous, but in these times, it doesn't seem like...
tim pool
Here's Burundi.
It's just, okay, I guess.
You know, is this a big ask?
Because some of these countries don't seem to matter all that much in the grand scheme of things.
chrissie mayr
No.
tim pool
Like, do we have a problem with Burundis?
Burundians.
chrissie mayr
Burundians.
phil labonte
Allergic to telling people that they're not allowed to come to the United States.
chrissie mayr
Just not right now.
Like, we've had enough time of anywhere from anywhere can come.
phil labonte
They've had whatever they want for four years.
ian crossland
That's Eritrea.
tim pool
Yeah, the issue of Eritrea is very obvious, in fact.
Eritrea is on the Red Sea.
ian crossland
Oh, yeah.
Just massive government corruption and scandal and bribery, trying to control the country.
tim pool
Yeah, and they've probably got rebel operations.
Houthis probably are working there in some capacity that the U.S. doesn't like.
phil labonte
There's militias and...
chrissie mayr
Digibuti!
ian crossland
Always a big fan of Digibuti.
tim pool
Yep.
The DRC.
chrissie mayr
What's DRC?
tim pool
Democratic Republic of Congo.
chrissie mayr
Oh, right.
tim pool
It's a big jungle.
Look at that.
That's where they got those big gorillas.
Remember that movie?
Congo?
ian crossland
Yeah.
Where those gorillas were just killing people before computer graphics were good.
Before CGI.
phil labonte
Where King Kong's from, too?
chrissie mayr
Oh, yeah.
ian crossland
The Congo.
tim pool
Is that he's from the Congo?
phil labonte
I think so.
Deep, darkest Africa.
That's what they're talking about.
tim pool
I don't know.
Zimbabwe.
ian crossland
There's a great song called The Bongo Bong.
You guys know that?
tim pool
What are they going to rename South Africa to after they win?
ian crossland
Maybe just Africa.
chrissie mayr
New Africa?
ian crossland
Yeah, New Africa.
United States of Africa.
phil labonte
You know they're going to call it Wakanda.
unidentified
Wakanda?
tim pool
You know what's funny is that Wakanda's a real place in Illinois.
phil labonte
Is it really?
Really?
chrissie mayr
Oh, Chicago.
tim pool
There's a suburb called Wakanda.
chrissie mayr
Oh, really?
tim pool
No, it's W-A-C-A-U.
You know, not Native American.
chrissie mayr
Oh, wow.
tim pool
Yeah, so it was always really funny when people were like, Wakanda forever, and we were just like, people from Chicago were like, okay.
chrissie mayr
We're here.
phil labonte
Yeah, yes.
ian crossland
What's the demographic?
chrissie mayr
Where's the vibranium at?
tim pool
I don't know.
Let me look it up.
Where's the vibranium?
ian crossland
It's down.
unidentified
It's underground.
chrissie mayr
So no Ghana, that means no more gonorrhea.
tim pool
Oh, I spelled it wrong.
unidentified
It's W-A-U-C-O.
phil labonte
I don't understand.
I mean, obviously.
unidentified
Here you go.
tim pool
This came up in the Kyle Rittenhouse thing.
unidentified
Wakanda?
chrissie mayr
Wakunda.
Wakanda.
unidentified
Yep.
tim pool
How many people live there?
chrissie mayr
That's so funny.
tim pool
There's 23,000 people there, you know, living in Wakanda.
chrissie mayr
There are not Wakanda forever shirts being sold in a town.
They're really missing out.
phil labonte
You should definitely make them and sell them.
tim pool
They probably are missing out.
ian crossland
That was like right on the border of Illinois and Indiana.
tim pool
Yeah, it came up in the...
unidentified
...outro.
Oh, Jasmine Crockett or AOC or...
tim pool
Let's see what the Krasenstein's got going on.
chrissie mayr
Oh, yeah.
tim pool
He didn't say anything.
No, he asked a question.
Here you go.
Brian.
Brian.
He says, Trump just issued a travel ban for 12 nations.
What do you notice?
Afghanistan, Burma, Chad, Republic of Congo, Equatorial Guinea, Eritrea, Haiti, Iran, Libya, Somalia, Sudan, Yemen.
What?
chrissie mayr
What do you notice?
tim pool
I don't know.
unidentified
Let me know what you notice.
Afghanistan, Burma, Chad, Republic of Congo, Ecuador, Guinea, Eritrea, Haiti, Iran, Libya.
Wait, wait, wait.
ian crossland
People take photos outside.
unidentified
Libya, Somalia, Yemen, and Sudan.
chrissie mayr
Yeah, I've seen all these people looting a target.
tim pool
Is he saying that Persians are black?
ian crossland
Yeah, he's insinuating the racism card right now.
phil labonte
It's just, oh, brown people.
They're all brown people.
Well, I mean, most of the world is brown people.
Between India and all the countries in Africa, that's like well into most of the world.
tim pool
What do you notice?
Someone said Muslim banning.
It was Muslim and African.
What are we talking about?
What are we supposed to notice?
Haiti?
ian crossland
Oh, for sure he's saying that they're black people.
chrissie mayr
Yeah, they're just countries.
phil labonte
What he wants you to notice is that you're racist and you should feel terrible about it.
That's what he wants you to notice.
ian crossland
Like, are you actually, Brian, I'm asking you legit, are you insinuating that Trump's doing this because he's racist?
tim pool
Yes, of course he is.
No, no, no, honestly.
ian crossland
I gotta know, bro.
That's weird.
tim pool
I mean, maybe, but I think he may just be saying that so that people...
This is a tip for all the boys out there.
Chrissy knows this one.
You never go to a woman and say...
You say, guess where we're going to dinner tonight?
And then when she goes, is it Luigi's?
You go, yup, because I wanted to go to Luigi's.
chrissie mayr
Is it Taco Bell?
tim pool
You just agree to whatever she says, and then she gets it right, and then that way you've decided, but it's actually something she thought of.
That's what he's doing here.
He's like, what do you notice?
And someone's going to be like, Trump's.
Racist.
unidentified
Yes.
tim pool
Someone else is going to be like, he doesn't like Muslims.
Correct.
chrissie mayr
Sure, why not?
ian crossland
Because he may not be insinuating anything.
tim pool
It's Schrodinger's fascist.
chrissie mayr
Yep.
tim pool
It's whatever you want him to be.
ian crossland
Well, there were 19 countries, and Cuba was one of them, so I don't think it was like a black person attack.
tim pool
But Cubans are black in spirit.
ian crossland
They are melatonin.
tim pool
That's right.
Melatonin.
unidentified
Exposed to the sun.
phil labonte
Island people, so they, you know, I mean, I like the idea of tropical islands personally.
ian crossland
Melanin.
I said melatonin.
It's melanin that makes you fall asleep.
They've got to change those words so that they're not so similar.
phil labonte
Sorry.
ian crossland
Maybe I just got to pay more attention.
phil labonte
You know, it's a distinction that probably, you know, you should pay attention to.
ian crossland
I need some melanin in my life, man.
chrissie mayr
I need melanin before I can fall asleep, if you know what I mean.
phil labonte
I was walking around outside today, so I got a little sun, but I don't think that really affects the melanin level in your skin.
It just darkens your skin.
unidentified
Really?
phil labonte
I don't think you get more melanin when you get a tan.
tim pool
Let's see what David Pakman has to say.
ian crossland
Yeah.
tim pool
He said, what do we have here?
I'm preparing to leave the country.
chrissie mayr
Oh, good.
tim pool
1.5 million views.
phil labonte
Oh, good.
Today?
It's last week.
chrissie mayr
Go live with Ellen.
ian crossland
Pakman.
phil labonte
It's so ridiculous.
But, I mean, again, we need to reduce the number of people that are in the United States, especially people that are illegally.
tim pool
I gotta be honest, I'm close to being over it.
What more needs to be said?
Like, nothing is happening.
Trump is not doing anything.
Like, I could literally be watching, I don't know, Somalian soccer matches right now.
And just eating a McDonald's cheeseburger because this is whatever, right?
Trump is doing a thing.
What's the argument for it?
When you look to liberals and Democrats, they're just vomiting on themselves.
You pulled the Krasensteins and they have no commentary on it.
It's just, what did you notice?
chrissie mayr
They cry, oh, you're breaking up families.
Oh, people are getting sent away for nothing.
unidentified
It's just a...
chrissie mayr
It's bullshit, everything they say.
tim pool
I'm just, my point is, there's no argument from the left anymore at all.
ian crossland
That's where I'm at.
I'm like, okay, I want to change the world.
I want to make the world a better place.
And I think that politics is just, that's not the way to do it.
Not for me, but I think either economics, obviously politics is like a game.
I've been told that a lot the last couple weeks, Chrissy.
chrissie mayr
I'm saying to be in politics.
ian crossland
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
chrissie mayr
Maybe not.
Look at Scott Pressler.
ian crossland
We won.
I voted for Trump.
Trump won.
We got it.
Why complain now?
Now we have the chance to change the culture and they're not going to stop us.
tim pool
Like, the complaints that we have are internal debates.
Like, right now, it's the Trump big, beautiful bill.
And I lean in favor of Trump on this one because you're looking at status quo omnibus stuff, which is bad, or Trump not being able to fulfill his agenda.
And there are a lot of good things in it, like, I want to buy suppressors.
But it sucks.
I get it.
And that's kind of the debate right now.
You've got a handful of holdouts, but Trump's probably going to win this one.
But my point is, Democrats don't exist anymore.
It's just that they don't matter.
I'm hoping that in the next few months this can be solidified.
But if the liberal response is, oh, Trump shouldn't, because what do you think?
It's like they don't even have a complaint anymore.
phil labonte
Yeah.
tim pool
And David Pakman's going to leave the country.
ian crossland
Good.
phil labonte
He can post YouTube videos from wherever he wants.
ian crossland
He was in Toronto for three days.
My clickbait title worked.
Like, that's his version of it.
I'm just joking.
tim pool
Actually, can I show you another example?
Here's another video.
Completely disoriented Trump, visibly confused, got half a million views.
I know I pick on the guy kind of a lot, but that's the point.
There's nothing left for them to complain about.
Trump's approval rating is 50-50.
unidentified
He's disoriented.
tim pool
Trump's approval rating is good.
It's just, I think the culture war is largely over.
We win.
phil labonte
For now, because remember, part of the reason why we're in this, we got into the woke mess that we did is because the right had lost the culture war, the left had won, and really had just carte blanche to kind of shape society the way they, however they thought was appropriate.
ian crossland
I feel like we won a local battle of the culture war, kind of like if you...
Okay, I play this video game called Genghis Khan on the Sega Genesis.
You start off in just Taimou Jin's original...
Then when you do it, it goes to the big world.
And now you have an entire world.
So we won our local culture war.
We've unified, essentially, the United States in a lot of ways.
But the rest of the world is still coming at it.
The Chinese want to infiltrate our subsystem.
Sorry to interrupt you.
tim pool
I was interrupting you.
I suppose the question is then, maybe I'm looking at it the wrong way.
If Homeboy can get millions of followers...
And people on the right are kind of sitting back being like, we good, and not really paying attention anymore.
That's when the Democrats get their resurgence.
chrissie mayr
Not triggered by it.
tim pool
They don't need anything to motivate them.
It's just pure hatred of Trump.
They're deeply entrenched and watching these insane videos.
Like, the reason I highlighted that video is there's no subject to it.
It's just literally like, he may as well have titled it, Trump is a bad guy.
ian crossland
The phase of the culture war has shifted.
We're no longer trying to take back territory.
We got the territory.
Now it's about building statues, and not literally, but building monuments.
Things that will draw people to us.
tim pool
A golden Trump statue.
ian crossland
Yeah, stuff like that.
Big statues of Donald Trump.
I'm just kidding.
chrissie mayr
Put them on Mount Rushmore.
ian crossland
Put them on Mount Rushmore.
chrissie mayr
Yeah, you're right.
They're still TDS, but it's totally impotent.
ian crossland
It's our duty to create a world that people want to be in so that it continues this way, I think.
phil labonte
Donald Trump goes on Mount Rushmore.
They should actually put a golden statue or a golden face of him so that way it's like the four and then he's like the golden tooth on Mount Rushmore.
tim pool
There's just one big golden head.
Do you think that...
Yeah, I wonder about this.
Like, you know, we talked about...
chrissie mayr
Uh-oh, the stream is down.
tim pool
Our stream is not down.
chrissie mayr
There's Fs in the chat.
tim pool
Well, we're still rolling.
Oh, the audio?
They're not getting audio?
chrissie mayr
Oh, we're back.
Okay, they're back.
tim pool
That's YouTube.
phil labonte
That's YouTube.
Welcome back.
unidentified
Nope.
tim pool
Guess what, guys?
If you're watching on Rumble, there's apparently no issue.
And if you're watching on YouTube, the audio dropped out.
unidentified
Yeah, I guess audio dropped.
chrissie mayr
It's been straight on Rumble the whole time.
tim pool
I don't know.
No, that's crazy.
unidentified
Yeah, sorry, YouTube.
chrissie mayr
No audio?
tim pool
That's so weird.
People are saying, F, the audio's in and out.
Yeah, people on Rumble are saying there's literally no issue.
unidentified
Hey guys, sorry, it looks perfect for me.
I don't know what to tell you.
tim pool
I am sitting here, I have two monitors, and I'm monitoring the stream in every capacity, bitrate.
unidentified
Yeah, nothing's happening.
It's been the same, so sorry guys.
tim pool
Look at that.
Hey, there's big news.
ian crossland
Audio's back, Kellen says.
What were you saying, Tim?
tim pool
You're about to say something cool.
chrissie mayr
I was making so many smart points.
It's so bad that you guys missed all that.
ian crossland
No, you explained the equation.
tim pool
Something weird's going on, too.
We just jumped.
We had a huge spike in viewers as well.
Very weird.
chrissie mayr
I didn't even have to take a boob out.
tim pool
I was going to say, like, we talked about these liberals and how all their videos are just a screenshot of Donald Trump and it says something stupid like, angry Trump.
Trump farts in public or something, and then it's just, it's not at all true, and then it just, it's just them ranting.
And then I, like, I went through our videos for, like, IRL, and it's just basically the news.
Like, whatever the news was, it's often Trump, you know, but sometimes it's not.
I'm just wondering if you guys think that these people, how do they feel about themselves, you know?
chrissie mayr
Yeah, it's like they're being put in a street jacket, put in a wheelbarrow and just being like carted off.
Like, ah!
To the loony bin.
It's like, bye!
They're just not making sense anymore.
Everyone's like, alright.
tim pool
But I mean, like, do you think David Pakman wakes up and then cries a little bit and then starts making another video for the day about some nonsense about Trump that makes no sense?
chrissie mayr
Yeah, it's like they just lost on so many levels and they have to really seriously regroup.
Who do they have to lead the party?
Jasmine Crockett?
tim pool
No, no, I'm saying like, Brian Tyler Cohen and David Pakman literally only make videos where it's a screenshot of Trump and then it says, Trump looks crazy.
And they make 17 versions of it every day.
There's no story.
There's nothing there.
And I'm wondering if like...
Because I would feel...
I'd just quit.
I'd be like, I would rather live in a van down by the river.
ian crossland
It's like a self-loathing that comes along with promoting art you don't believe in as an actor, as a model.
Like, it is a pretty dirty feeling.
If they know, like, about...
But if he doesn't get it, he's probably just living in blissful ignorance.
unidentified
Yeah.
chrissie mayr
They just really don't have anything.
phil labonte
I mean, look, there is an ebb and flow to the political content game, and I think that most of them probably understand that now is a bad time to be a Democrat, obviously.
Not only have they lost, but they don't have anybody that's really kind of carrying the flag and saying, this is where we're going to go as a party.
The far left has really globed on to some really terrible things.
There are these terror attacks that are going to be something that the left has got to come up with some kind of answer for, or else they're going to be painted rightly as pro these terror acts by the Republicans.
tim pool
Let's jump to this next story.
We got a tweet.
I don't know who this guy is who tweeted this, but it's a crazy clip.
Where David Portnoy was arguing with one of his employees, Portnoy turns red with rage and screams, how many MFing Jews have to be killed before you stop?
An insane meltdown after threatening an employee's job for suggesting Jew jokes shouldn't result in prison time.
So here's the clip.
It's pretty wild.
dave portnoy
If you just want me to kick him out and not mention it, not care that this kid is anti-Semitic, shut up!
If you just want me to ignore it, Shut the fuck up, you bald fuck!
Okay, go ahead.
How's that?
unidentified
Oh, it's kill.
dave portnoy
I'll never recover from that, Dave.
Go ahead, continue.
I'll never recover.
Well, you're the one who, like, oh, big boss man, don't tell.
I'll tell you, you work for me.
Okay, go ahead, continue.
You little bitch, you work for me.
Sure, you bet.
unidentified
For now, continue.
dave portnoy
For now, quit.
unidentified
I don't care.
dave portnoy
I'll save 500 grand.
Is this a show or not a show?
Like, is this a show or not a show?
Like, we can't have a conversation?
You're an idiot.
unidentified
Okay.
dave portnoy
You're literally saying people should be allowed to make Jew jokes, say whatever they want, right fucking now.
unidentified
Yes!
dave portnoy
I think people should be allowed to make jokes.
So how many motherfucking Jews have to be killed before you stop?
tim pool
Stop what?
dave portnoy
If you just want me to...
unidentified
Bye.
tim pool
Like, hey, clearly, you're happy, I'm happy.
He said quit, what do I care?
It's like, okay.
chrissie mayr
That would be a big balls move.
tim pool
Adios.
I mean, I don't know.
I think there's a lot of people who approach their work relationship as if, like the way Dave wants them to view him.
Like, he's the boss and he can do whatever he wants and you better get on your fucking knees.
Nah, you shouldn't work for a boss like that.
chrissie mayr
But he's making $500,000 a year.
tim pool
Is that what he said in the video?
chrissie mayr
Yeah, he said, I'll save.
ian crossland
Yeah, I'll save $500,000.
This is fine, quit.
I'll save $500,000.
dave portnoy
Can you have a conversation?
You're an idiot.
unidentified
Okay.
dave portnoy
You're literally saying...
I'll save 500 grand.
ian crossland
I like Dave because I like him that he's very charismatic and throws money at people.
I've always appreciated that about him.
He was actually saying live his ex-wife still has access to his bank account.
He's like, I trust her.
She's my friend.
I trust her.
I don't know if she's married.
To someone new?
Is he still going to let her have access to his bank account if she gets married?
chrissie mayr
Only to buy pizzas.
ian crossland
And she's never betrayed him, so maybe if she took 98% of his money, he'd take her access away and sue her?
I don't know.
But then you see this side of him where he doesn't have it together.
You're fucking nobody!
And I'm like, geez, this kind of guy.
tim pool
You know what it is?
I'll tell you what it is.
Dave had a club.
Someone who worked there held up a sign saying F the Jews.
He got roasted for it.
It probably put his contracts in jeopardy.
He probably had a bunch of advertisers being like, dude, we don't know or care whatever this is about.
We just don't want it to bleed onto us.
And so he's got a big headache because some stupid low-level nobody server or whatever at a club is now putting multi-million dollar contracts in question.
So he's on high alert.
He then comes out trying to do damage control, being like, it's really bad.
You shouldn't say this about Jews.
This is how cancel culture happens.
Now, the question of jokes about Jews comes up, and he has to double down.
The reason why he's so angry is because he's, He's angry about how he's like, I don't want to be involved in whatever this stuff is that is damaging my business.
He can't say that.
So when it's like, can we make jokes?
He's like, no!
He's mad because he's the guy.
He's the boss.
And he's taking a lot of heat over all of this Jew joke stuff.
That's why he's going to scream at people and tell them to quit.
chrissie mayr
And he has to go the righteous route of like, how many have to die?
tim pool
It's the only route to go.
Imagine if he said, how many contracts do I got to lose because you dumbasses want to make these jokes?
I'd respect him more if he said that.
chrissie mayr
Yeah.
tim pool
If he came out and said, your stupid jokes cause companies we work with not want to work with us, so I'll fire you right now before I lose that contract, I'd be like, okay, I get it.
ian crossland
That's a different story.
That's pure business, understandable at least.
chrissie mayr
I understand that more than, oh, you can never make jokes.
ian crossland
Yeah, like trying to tell someone to shut up because you're paying them is like horrible in the age of internet video where you're having shows, telling your host of your show to shut up.
Like talk about self-sabotage.
tim pool
Dude.
Who's the guy on the right?
What's his name?
chrissie mayr
He's a Dan Bongino stunt double.
ian crossland
We should find out.
tim pool
This guy, Laconia?
What's the guy's name?
unidentified
I don't know.
tim pool
All I know is I think he should have quit on the spot.
chrissie mayr
That would be cool.
ian crossland
Used while the iron was hot.
tim pool
Just maintain a little bit of dignity.
But homeboy, if $500,000 is all it takes to get you to drop to your knees, then that's fine too, I guess.
It's a lot of money.
chrissie mayr
He's got that mortgage payment.
tim pool
There's a lot of people who are probably going to be like Dave Portnoy.
Post in the chat.
Let's see.
Post a one if you would take $500,000 to let Dave Portnoy yell at you like that.
Post a two if you wouldn't do it.
I bet a lot of people would say...
Like, Portnoy can give me a spanking for half a million dollars.
chrissie mayr
I can yell that for a lot less.
tim pool
Yeah, right?
So, you know, I get why the dude's not going to walk off if he's getting paid $500,000 a year.
Yeah, but he did say.
ian crossland
Yeah, and especially the abrupt loss of that would be the rudest part of it.
tim pool
You know, that's crazy to me, that kind of money.
Like, what do you just do?
You don't got to do anything anymore.
chrissie mayr
Life-changing.
Wow.
ian crossland
Just invest.
unidentified
What?
tim pool
You don't gotta do that either.
chrissie mayr
Maybe he's got kids in private school, though.
Maybe he's like, you know.
tim pool
He's got an expensive New York condo or something, wherever he's based out of.
chrissie mayr
All these razors to shave his head.
unidentified
I don't know.
tim pool
I've quit a lot of jobs for less.
chrissie mayr
You have scruples.
ian crossland
There's something very freeing about walking out of an abusive relationship.
tim pool
Well, I don't know.
My view of things was always more like a trade deal, not an employment thing.
So when I got a job at a company, I wasn't looking at it like...
Please don't hurt me.
I looked at it like, I'll do this for you in exchange for that.
And then if you got, so, like, if they said you work for me, I'd be like, no, you work for me.
And I'll explain why.
If I was his host, I'd be like, Dave, no, you work for me.
This is what you do.
I have a show.
You run the ads for it and then send me the money that pays for my life so I can continue to do that show.
You are the one who's running the business side of things for me so I can have a show.
Now, if at any point you and I have a mutual disagreement on how that business should operate, either of us can sever.
I started looking at another massive breaking news.
phil labonte
I don't know how big it is.
President Trump orders A.G. Panbondi to launch a full investigation into Biden auto-pen scandal as well as any cover-ups related to his health.
tim pool
I believe that was yesterday or the day before.
ian crossland
You guys started taking, with jobs and like employees and stuff, I started taking on the mindset of I'm working with the owner.
I'm working with you to make this company great.
We're both going to get paid.
Even if you own 100% of it, we're still working together to make this great.
And then I started to become friends with the ownership when I thought like that.
chrissie mayr
He's a big ego, and he's very famous.
So it's like, yeah, it comes down to how much ego does your boss have?
phil labonte
Yeah, I mean, look, I've had a bunch of people that have worked for me and stuff, but talking to people like that, it just doesn't work unless...
But, like, I don't know.
I don't see a lot of people sticking around being treated like that.
chrissie mayr
But also, how often is this happening, too?
tim pool
It's a question of this dude who works for Dave for, you know, he's getting 41...
The guy might not actually be worth it.
If Dave is paying this guy a large sum of money because Dave's a nice guy and just wants him to have a lot of money, then you're going to be like, I'm sorry, Dave.
chrissie mayr
And it's almost like that amount of money flew out of Dave's mouth so quickly.
It's almost like he had that on top of his mind.
So as this guy is increasingly pissing him off, he's like, I could be saving this much money.
tim pool
Let's actually get to the root of this.
How many Jews have to be killed before you stop joking?
I gotta be honest, I don't think there's any amount of people who will die from any group that would stop any amount of jokes from happening.
ian crossland
That's true.
tim pool
Like, there are jokes about Neanderthals.
How many Neanderthals have to die before you stop joking?
They're all dead and we still joke about them.
ian crossland
I thought his response was going to be, all of them.
I was like, well, that's still a joke.
phil labonte
You know, that's a meme that gets, you know, It's like, how many children have to die before you'll be okay with gun control?
And the response is always, all of them.
chrissie mayr
How many children have to die before we can stop abortion?
ian crossland
Hey, by the way, this guy's name is Kirk Minihain.
tim pool
Oh, the joke is, how many children have to die before you're okay with gun control?
All of them, because then we won't need the guns anymore.
That's a joke, by the way.
This is what these people don't understand.
Here's the thing.
I know Dave gets jokes.
That's why my view of this is that he's actually frustrated because he probably got a bunch...
You guys remember when Dave sold Barstool to Penn Entertainment?
ian crossland
Yeah.
tim pool
He was going online and he was like, Penn Stock is the thing.
It's going to be so great.
He sold Barstool to Penn and then Penn Entertainment sold it back to him for a dollar.
The reason why was because Barstool was edgy.
And so, like, our local casino, Charlestown Races, the sports bar, like the sports book where they do sports betting in the restaurant, was called Barstool.
And it was crazy to see when they built it.
Because it took, like, it took a really long time to build.
And they finalized this deal.
And they immediately begged Dave to buy it back because state regulators were pulling gaming licenses from Penn Entertainment because of what Barstool was saying and doing.
And Penn was like, We're not doing this.
It's just a media company.
And they were like, so they fired Mincy because he wrapped the N-word.
Dave then hired him back for a different company, which was pretty great.
Good job on Dave's part.
And then they eventually said, buy the company back.
He said no.
And then they agreed to give him the company back for $1.
Dude got half a billion for free because all the heat they were taking by being associated with Barstool.
Because of the Jew jokes that happened within his company, he's probably feeling that exact same kind of heat.
Companies that have advertisements are probably going, morality clause, we're going to cancel our $10 million contract with you guys because of what your employees – So now he's just like, stop making the jokes!
And he has no justification for it.
Other than it's hurting him personally in his business.
ian crossland
The anti-Semitism laws have not been paying attention.
Like, I know if you're not a citizen and you make an anti-Semitic statement on campus or something, they can deport you now.
phil labonte
Well, again, the situation is visa holders are not citizens.
So if you're here on a visa and you are making anti-American and apparently...
So you can get picked up.
But again, these people are not citizens.
So the process is not the same thing as trying to strip someone of their citizenship and send them to another country.
chrissie mayr
I bet they did not see that coming.
phil labonte
Wow.
tim pool
We make jokes with Elad all the time, and Elad makes the jokes, too.
He was joking about being the Israeli correspondent for Timcast.
He's called himself like the resident Jew or whatever.
He calls himself an annoying Jew and it's just like...
ian crossland
He's got self-depreciation on Locke.
tim pool
But it's like when we make jokes with him or like literally Asian jokes or whatever it might be, it's because it's meant to...
ian crossland
I think humor.
They say human and humor.
They are interwoven.
That H-U-M prefix.
Like you said earlier, 99.9% of the population of Earth could die and people would still make jokes.
That's never going to stop.
Humor is never going to go away.
chrissie mayr
Yeah, that's what equality is.
No group is so special that they should be exempt from ridicule.
tim pool
On Family Guy, they rescued a talking cow from a meat processing plant.
And when they asked, when I talked to the cow, he said the plant was called Deco.
And they went, ah, Holocaust joke, we get it.
But they literally were making the Holocaust joke.
And then the groaning at the Holocaust joke is a secondary joke on top of it.
And that's on major network TV.
ian crossland
And before the show, obviously, Robert Downey Jr., the way that they all looked at him in blackface and Tropic Thunder, but the other actors were like, the other characters knew how bizarre it was that a guy was in blackface on set.
tim pool
That movie's so good.
chrissie mayr
So Dave should have embraced this by being like, do you know what these Jew jokes are holocausting me?
And then that would have eased the tension.
tim pool
They would have laughed.
chrissie mayr
Yeah.
tim pool
But I feel like this is where cancel culture comes from.
Dave is running a big company with tons of employees and an insane number of contracts.
And I guarantee you, there's some, like, soda company.
And they go to Dave and they go, hey, look, man, like, we think the jokes are funny, too.
We don't care.
But we just lost, like, 7% of our sales from people complaining about this.
We're getting slammed with emails.
We don't want to be advertising on your platform anymore.
It's nothing personal, man.
And then he's like, what the?
I just lost a $5 million contract because of this stupid guy?
Man, I gotta tell you.
What he must be feeling when some dumb, low-level $10 an hour employee put that sign up saying F the Jews and then Dave lost $10 million or something because of it.
chrissie mayr
You know that's what he's thinking about because that's why he fired off how much money that guy makes because he thinks I could save $500K if I just, you know, fire you.
unidentified
Indeed.
All right.
tim pool
Well, let's jump to this next story.
We got this from ABC News.
Corrine Jean-Pierre has left the Democratic Party after serving in Biden's broken White House.
chrissie mayr
Wow.
tim pool
She's been vague about why she no longer identifies as a Democrat.
Well, all I can say is the party is cooked.
They are cooked.
That's it.
ian crossland
It feels like mitosis in that the Republican Party expanded and now is splitting in half.
And you've got the MAGA and the old guard Republican.
You've got almost two parties.
And this other party has gotten smaller and shrunk because it's been starving out of attention.
People are less attentive to it.
And so it's very small now.
And you've got these two larger segments of culture that are like both Republican.
It feels like now I'm not saying that this is from my bubble.
But that's what it seems like is happening.
chrissie mayr
I loved her in Get Out.
Maybe she'll go back to acting.
phil labonte
Tell me more.
tim pool
I never saw that movie.
chrissie mayr
No, it's this other black actress.
I forget her name.
ian crossland
Looks like Corrine got her hair.
chrissie mayr
Yeah, she's like bald sometimes.
ian crossland
I think there's a publicity stunt that she got in the book.
phil labonte
I don't think it's publicity.
I think it's because the Democrat brand is so damaged.
chrissie mayr
She might be like Jen Psaki.
phil labonte
Jen Psaki gave her the okay.
She did the whole, like, this is the one.
tim pool
So, like, when will there be the final reckoning for the liberals who are just like Orange Man Bad?
The Democratic Party has no leadership.
They have no policies.
It was funny.
When I talked to Bill Maher, I said they have no policies.
He's like, I think they do, the most important of which is they accept elections.
And I was thinking to myself, like, that's not a policy.
phil labonte
That's not a policy.
tim pool
He's just saying he doesn't like Trump.
So she's leaving the party.
They've got, what, when polled, 16% of people said Democrats are the party that can get it done.
When asked, are there strong leaders in which party, only 19% said the Democratic Party.
They don't have any leaders.
But then you've got these liberal personalities.
They're trying to cut deals with this Project Sam or whatever it is.
Democrats got so many secret projects.
Searchlight, Wildflower, Sam.
I'm not kidding.
chrissie mayr
Bluebeam.
tim pool
Is that a real one?
chrissie mayr
I don't know.
ian crossland
That's an old one of Mind Control.
chrissie mayr
Oh, right, right.
ian crossland
Oh, okay.
tim pool
Democrats have serious...
Project Sam, Searchlight, and Wildflower are the names of Democrat special operations, they're calling it, where they're trying to find the next liberal Joe Rogan or something.
chrissie mayr
Oh, wow.
tim pool
Or a liberal Joe Rogan.
So I'm just wondering, at what point does the machine break?
Can you really sell ads to a group of people that literally watch nothing but Orange Man bad videos all day, every day?
ian crossland
No, not maybe for three more years, but then you're done.
So no, I don't think so.
It'll probably be a slow, subtle cultural shift, like subconscious shift in people, and then like a shuddering, and then all of a sudden, complete re-negotiation of perception, of like a focus.
People will be completely focused on something new, almost as if this never happened.
chrissie mayr
Yeah, maybe they'll run booty gang.
phil labonte
Politically, you mean?
ian crossland
Yeah, the way humanity just...
It could be an external threat could cause people to change.
Like they have no choice to save their own lives.
They have to support the government or something.
phil labonte
Okay, so now you're in hypotheticals.
I'm wondering why you sounded like you were, you know, you had, you kind of had...
ian crossland
The way people wake up slowly and abruptly.
phil labonte
The abrupt change.
I'm wondering what the abrupt change is going to be.
ian crossland
It's like critical mass.
Like enough people all of a sudden and then it just completely everything shifts.
phil labonte
I get the process you're saying.
I'm saying, what do you think that change is going to be?
ian crossland
Songs, music.
I think people are going to subconsciously hear songs that are going to change the way they see reality.
Songs?
unidentified
Oh!
chrissie mayr
I thought you said songs.
ian crossland
Songs, yeah.
Music.
chrissie mayr
What kind of music?
phil labonte
Of course he's talking about rock and roll, man.
Just guitar music, hippie music.
chrissie mayr
Okay.
phil labonte
You can only listen to it barefoot.
chrissie mayr
Hand-holding.
Yeah.
Shoeless.
ian crossland
Oh, music that makes you want to break something.
chrissie mayr
Ian music.
ian crossland
Yeah, music that makes you learn something.
Music that makes you cry.
What?
phil labonte
Limp Bizkit.
ian crossland
Stuff like that, yeah.
phil labonte
I love them.
unidentified
Real, real humans writing emotional.
Let's go.
phil labonte
Keep going.
Tell me what you're talking about.
ian crossland
Let's do harmonies on Million to One.
They're going to sound good.
tim pool
Because the whole woke thing is really, really bad.
And so, like, here's what I was getting to with...
These YouTubers that I bring up quite a bit have spiraled into the CNN route, right?
CNN went from the most trusted name in news, so they claimed, to literally just talking about Trump.
They realized that error a long time ago, and they've been trying to claw their way back for some time, and it's failed.
Now they got Scott Jennings.
They're trying to have some kind of balance.
But what happens when the whole world moves on, but there are these other people that keep doubling down in the Trump narrative?
Like, sooner or later, the bubble pops.
You know, and then what happens to them?
ian crossland
They look for new outlets.
Jen Psaki kind of, they'll come on shows like this.
Chris Cuomo.
tim pool
Jen Psaki's ratings are like, what is it, like 7,000 or something?
ian crossland
Really?
phil labonte
Really bad.
tim pool
17,000, I think?
chrissie mayr
Let me check.
I mean, see how they demonized Elon?
I think it'll just be like, now he's kind of out of the picture.
It'll be whoever's next.
Once Trump's out of office, they'll do TDS on whoever else is coming up.
They'll have J.D. Vance TDS.
phil labonte
Yes.
tim pool
Okay, I'm sorry.
78,000.
Okay.
ian crossland
That's viewers per night.
tim pool
Key demo.
chrissie mayr
They'll be like, but, but, but.
tim pool
She's getting 971,000 viewers that are 70 years and older.
chrissie mayr
They're going to die soon, though.
tim pool
You know what's really funny?
Like, if Jen Psaki did a tour, it would have to be near nursing homes.
chrissie mayr
The Circle Back Tour!
phil labonte
Oh, there you go.
tim pool
All the venues would be like nursing homes.
chrissie mayr
Yeah.
ian crossland
I don't get that.
tim pool
I just saw that movie, that Steve Carell magician movie.
From 2012 or whatever?
unidentified
I don't know.
tim pool
I forgot what it was called.
Burt Wonderstone.
There you go.
phil labonte
Oh, yes.
All right.
tim pool
He ends up getting his contract from Bally's pulled or whatever, so then he goes and does magic at a nursing home because he's desperate.
He's broke.
He spent all his money on dumb things.
That's what I imagine Jen Psaki doing.
Or like Rachel Maddow?
phil labonte
She's not getting a lot of people watching her show, that's for sure.
It surprises me that Jen Psaki was able to even coronate Karine Jean-Pierre, I guess.
That's the information that I get, that she kind of really was the person that picked her out.
But to have that kind of influence in DC and not be able to have any kind of audience outside of DC, like the fact that no one watches Jen Psaki's show outside of the old people and stuff.
It's surprising that she had a position that she had in the Democrat Party was powerful enough to actually say, no, this is the person that should replace me.
chrissie mayr
Look, this is my black friend.
phil labonte
Picked a terrible person.
And then still goes on to have a show on MSNBC.
tim pool
So, to be fair, I guess, MSNBC published 40 videos today.
unidentified
Whoa.
tim pool
Wow.
So, I guess, you know, quantity over quality is the MSNBC name of the game.
I mean, some of these have no views.
Some of them have a good amount of views.
144K.
phil labonte
The top two thumbnails, both of them, Trump and Musk in there.
With Ari Melber.
unidentified
Well, look.
tim pool
Trump and Musk.
Trump and Musk.
Wow!
phil labonte
That's the key.
unidentified
Holy crap.
tim pool
Take a look.
unidentified
Wait, wait, wait.
tim pool
Hold on.
Trump, Trump, not Trump.
Trump, not Trump.
Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, RFK.
Hegseth.
Trump, Trump, Trump.
This one is Trump, but he's on the thumbnail.
Yo, MSNBC is the exact same thing.
Yo, this is wild.
Man, it's not even news.
phil labonte
It's not.
tim pool
This makes me want to make Fortnite videos, I gotta be honest.
You know, I'm really tempted to just be like, Tim Castile, Ronald, there's going to be four people sitting around playing Minecraft.
ian crossland
It's super important to tell the world what's happening.
That is, this is a great show for that.
But I agree with you.
Some cultural breakthrough, like something in addition to talking about Trump.
Because, I mean, I think the big, beautiful bill.
First of all, let's stop.
What a ridiculous term.
It's an omnibus.
tim pool
The omnibus.
ian crossland
And everybody that we've had on the show, essentially that's talked about it, has acknowledged how ridiculous So vote against it for that alone.
Marjorie Taylor Greene didn't even read the thing and voted for it.
Now it's going to the Senate with some clause in it that says the states can't govern their own laws on AI for the next 10 years.
So we're just going to give over to the technocracy?
Is that what you want, Trump?
tim pool
But I can have suppressors, Ian.
ian crossland
They're giving you a little feed.
They want you to come across the line and push the button.
phil labonte
I do think they're unrelated.
The AI stuff and the suppressors.
ian crossland
Unrelated, yeah.
phil labonte
They're just trying to give a little bit to a lot of people.
tim pool
But right, it's like they're trying to trick the chickens into coming out.
You live in your 15-minute city and they're sprinkling the seed on the ground and the chickens are all running out and they're like hoping you'd click the button.
ian crossland
Yeah, man.
tim pool
Here's the problem.
I challenge you this, Ian.
Trump wants his agenda to be complete.
So that's why he's saying, do an omnibus, I'll get everything I want.
The problem is Congress is broken.
In order to get those agenda items through, they have to compromise with all the members of Congress, and then everybody puts in their pork and bloat.
Trump then says, if we don't pass this, I don't accomplish my agenda.
If he doesn't, Democrats regain control and then we will never get reforms.
So my view right now is I am trusting in.
So let me put it this way.
I view it like this.
The omnibus bill is bad, but it is largely status quo.
So I cringe at it.
But we do this every couple of years.
It's just bad again.
We actually have some very serious reforms in the Trump administration, such as the doge cuts, which are being wiped out by the mass spending.
But I mean like USAID getting shut down and principally this and the other institutions, the shuttering of the DOE.
I want Trump to continue that operation.
If Trump loses, Democrats will come in.
They'll bring USAID back tenfold.
They'll refund everything that was cut.
And then they will make sure Trump and the populists can never win again.
ian crossland
You said they cut the DOE?
They're in cuts of the DOE?
tim pool
Trump ordered a Senate executive order calling for the dismantling of the Department of Education.
unidentified
Wow.
tim pool
That was a while ago, bro.
ian crossland
Oh, I thought it was the Department of Energy for some reason.
tim pool
No, no.
unidentified
Department of Education.
ian crossland
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, I don't know that throwing $5 trillion at Trump necessarily makes something happen.
I just don't – It's 1,100 pages.
It's 1,100 pages?
tim pool
1,116.
phil labonte
Nobody read the whole bill.
Nobody read the whole bill.
tim pool
I skimmed it.
phil labonte
Yeah?
tim pool
You know.
Cliff notes.
ian crossland
He's an AI to tell you.
tim pool
Yeah, and Marjorie Taylor Greene was like, I didn't read that.
I didn't know.
ian crossland
At first, I was pissed off at Marjorie.
I was like, what a sham.
And then I realized, you know what?
I don't think any of them read it.
She's just the only one being honest.
tim pool
How could you read 1,000 pages in a day?
phil labonte
Freaking.
tim pool
Well, to be fair, I think a thousand you probably could read in one whole day.
ian crossland
It's not sedition, but it feels treasonous to do that to your Congress, to do that to your people.
Like, none of them should be voting on something they didn't read.
tim pool
I agree.
It should be a crime.
phil labonte
I wish, but that's the way that Congress works now.
ian crossland
And the way people can vote for a candidate that they have no idea who it is, they're allowed.
unidentified
Yeah.
phil labonte
I mean, it's...
It's part of the reason why I don't think that we should have universal enfranchisement.
The people that don't pay attention, what do they care?
If they're not paying attention, if they're not listening to what the actual candidates say, or worse, they listen to what the candidates say and they say, I don't think they'll do that.
You know, man.
Which is something that a lot of people were telling me back when it was Hillary and for a while.
tim pool
Let me just say, you know, I work so hard every day.
And then I look at what MSNBC does, and I look at these other liberal YouTubers, and I'm like...
He starts the day now.
We hired him recently, and he's been doing news production.
So I can come in, and we have a list of top-trending news.
I then go in.
The first thing I do when I wake up is I'm reading the news, and I'm trying to figure out what are the big stories, what's happening in the world, what's the top issue.
So yesterday morning, it was Ukraine, the strikes they launched on Russia, huge news.
I would love it.
If all I had to do was walk in at 8 o 'clock and go, it was 8, can I get my coffee?
Roll camera.
Trump is so bad!
Did you see how bad he was?
He's the worst.
Half a million views, bang!
That's 10 grand in my pocket from one sponsor.
And all you gotta do is say, Trump sucks, over and over and over again.
Man, these people, they figured it out.
David Pakman, he's like, listen, why work?
Work smart.
Just say you hate Trump and you'll be rich!
phil labonte
It's a dire straight song.
ian crossland
Like, use fear to sell tickets.
We were doing that on Mines in the early days, 2011, 2012, because we were making blogs on Facebook and noticed that, we talked about this before, like, keywords would be real, they would catch fire.
Black people, police violence, whatever, these terms, this racist crap.
So we were making blogs that would get hits, and then I'd be like, let's do something about technology.
And it didn't get any views.
They're like, no, no, no, more racism, more hate.
And I'm like, well, we're selling tickets.
So if I don't do this, the company might go under.
And then Boston bombing happened and they were like, Ian, sell it!
Sell the fear!
And I'm like, I'm done.
tim pool
This is why I keep saying we need the sketch comedy crew.
We need a team here to make the videos.
Because I just want to make a video where it's like inside MSNBC.
And it's like they're in the production room and it has the background audio of Star Trek The Next Generation.
And then it's like, they have a picture of Trump and he's like, increase power.
Orange, level 7. And he's like cranking the meter up and Trump's getting brighter and it's like, I can't do it, Captain!
Yeah, and then it blows up because they make Trump too orange.
We have to do it!
chrissie mayr
Cheetos everywhere.
tim pool
Cheeto dust.
Let's jump to this next story and talk about things that actually matter.
We got this from the BBC.
Putin will seek revenge for Ukraine drone attack, warns Trump.
Did you guys hear about this one?
Over the course of 18 months, Ukraine had been loading drones into trucks that were being dispatched all over Russia, and then all at once, the roofs flipped over, drones launched in the air, and then bombed Russia's nuclear fleet.
So they're bomber jets, they're bomber planes or whatever.
unidentified
Jets.
chrissie mayr
Did we give them the drones?
tim pool
No.
And Ukraine intentionally kept the U.S. in the dark.
So while Trump and the United States are trying to negotiate a peace deal, Ukraine launched a drone strike on the Russian nuclear fleet, to which Russia is now vowing revenge.
I would argue U.S. should cut off Ukraine 100% after this.
ian crossland
Yeah, I think Zelensky is looking for a ceasefire.
He made a video almost immediately.
phil labonte
Yeah, now.
ian crossland
Talking for a ceasefire.
tim pool
Yeah, yeah, here you go.
Here's the video.
unidentified
He looks like a kid with his hand cut in his jar.
My proposal we offer, which I believe our partners can support, is that we propose to the Russians a ceasefire until the leaders meet.
tim pool
This is fake.
This guy is evil.
Look, I don't like Vladimir Putin.
I think Putin is a despotic scumbag.
I think he's a bad guy.
Okay?
Fine.
Zelensky is also a bad guy.
He launched a strike on Russia, planned over a year and a half, did not tell the United States as we are trying to negotiate peace in a ceasefire.
After the strike, he then says we should propose a ceasefire.
unidentified
Why?
tim pool
Because it can't happen now.
He made sure of it.
He destroyed U.S. negotiations.
He inflamed the conflict.
Russia will now retaliate.
And he's going to say, but we were calling for a ceasefire and Russia attacked us.
I say cut them off 100%.
unidentified
Oh, I think you're right.
chrissie mayr
Do you think the Biden people knew about this?
tim pool
Yes.
Yeah, I think Poso was tweeting about it.
Something like former Biden people had met with him and then like a week later the strike happened.
It's also, guess what?
Let me put it simple.
Keep it simple.
Actually, you know, I'm going to pull it up because all the sycophants.
So Germany warrant a Ukraine Nord Stream.
Got to bring it up.
People don't believe me.
They say template was paid by Russia, which is fake news.
Germany seeks Ukrainian suspect in Nord Stream pipeline sabotage, reports say.
Let me lay it down for you.
Germany was buying energy from Russia.
Germany is our ally.
Ukraine is not.
A Ukrainian diving instructor bombed, according to Germany, the Nord Stream pipeline, cutting off their access to natural gas.
That is an attack on a NATO ally.
If it is true...
chrissie mayr
Seems simple.
ian crossland
Technically, yeah.
But I think that NATO funded the destruction of the pipeline.
I don't know.
tim pool
Germany issued an arrest warrant.
Okay?
So maybe NATO went behind Germany's back, and then we got a whole other can of worms.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
But the fact remains right now, on the surface, August 14th, 2024, the reporting is a Ukrainian diving instructor named Volodymyr Z, of all names, bombed the Nord Stream pipeline.
A warrant has been issued for his arrest, and he fled to Ukraine where he's been ever since.
ian crossland
That sounds like a sigh off.
tim pool
The insinuation, the allegation, is that this was a Ukrainian-directed attack on the Nord Stream pipeline because Russia was profiting off of the trade deal with Europe and utilizing those resources to wage war on Ukraine.
Or at the very least, it was bolstering their economy.
Ukraine bombed the Nord Stream pipeline to damage the Russian economy by severing Russia and Europe.
The argument is that Europe doesn't want full-scale war with Russia because we get energy from them.
Ukraine was invaded and wants Europe to go nuts on Russia.
So blow up the gas pipeline, cut off that trade deal, and sever trade ties, increase in likelihood of war.
If that allegation is correct, I'm just saying if, Ukraine attacked a NATO ally, a NATO supply line, Germany is a NATO ally, and the U.S. should retaliate for that.
chrissie mayr
Yeah, at the very least, cut them off.
tim pool
Exactly.
We should say, you are cut off.
We're not giving you anything anymore.
and now you've got the drone strike amid Trump's peace negotiations.
ian crossland
Yeah, it's almost frenetic or like, The way our two administrations have dealt with this war, this conflict, is like almost...
It's psychotic.
The worst sort of mental derangement you can have.
The worst sort of mental illness you can have.
It starts with an S. I don't know.
tim pool
Schizophrenia?
ian crossland
it's like schizophrenic.
Our government's military policy- mental illness.
Yeah, maybe not the worst, but Stuff like that.
It's been behaving psychotically.
Because at first, where their allies were probably funded the bombing of the Norman Street Pipeline, made up some fictitious Ukrainian named Vladimir Z to make a freakish point.
tim pool
Volodymyr.
ian crossland
Volodymyr.
unidentified
It's literally Zelensky's name.
chrissie mayr
That's a Volodymyr.
ian crossland
That sounds like they made up a fake thing to be like, we got you.
Like, ha ha ha.
They do that kind of thing in the cult when they're at the top like that.
They'll use that meme magic.
And then the new administration comes into office like, we're done.
We don't want this war anymore.
So now we're almost like our enemy is Ukraine because they're the one that broke up the peace deal that was trying to prevent World War III.
It's like they want World War III.
We have to stop them.
That's where we're at right now.
phil labonte
So I don't think that they want World War III.
I do think that they want the United States to be more assertive, and I don't think that the United States has...
Like, I think your average person is incredibly over this.
They don't want anything to do with the war in Ukraine.
It's not our war.
We don't have treaties with either of these people.
It's not our business.
And I think that that's the opinion of most Americans.
chrissie mayr
He's short.
He's not cute.
He didn't dress up for the White House.
I'm over it.
ian crossland
Yeah.
Too much coke?
Think he does a lot of coke?
I think he does a lot of coke.
phil labonte
Wait.
ian crossland
Anyone would know.
Yeah, no point in judging.
Coke's nasty.
Don't do Coke.
phil labonte
I actually don't know.
ian crossland
God, it's awful.
phil labonte
I think that the American people are sick and tired of it.
With all of the stuff that went on with the Biden administration, all the talk of corruption and stuff like that, the American people know that it's not a winning bet for us to continue to support this.
The rest of Europe can.
And they might have to, or they might want to, because Russia directly affects them.
But the Atlantic Ocean says we don't have to care.
ian crossland
This is like, what, two weeks ago they tried to assassinate Putin, the Ukrainians?
tim pool
Yep, drone strikes.
ian crossland
And then two weeks later they blow up their fleet.
How many ships got blown up?
I don't have any of the numbers on that.
phil labonte
I have no idea.
Are you talking about the drone attack here?
unidentified
Yeah.
phil labonte
I heard it was something like 40. 40 ships got blown up?
chrissie mayr
30 or 40. They sink their battleship?
phil labonte
No.
I don't know.
I don't even know if they have a battleship.
I'm talking about naval ships.
tim pool
There were like 24 videos.
unidentified
they have more of them, but everyone's saying...
But they said they have more.
They claimed 40. The Russians claimed that 40 of their boats were destroyed or damaged?
Ukraine claimed it.
tim pool
I think the attack, the drone strikes show that Ukraine has lost the war.
This is insurgency.
You know, when an occupying force takes over a country, what do you end up seeing?
Sabotage.
So it's like, how does, in a ground war that is not utilizing Russia's nuclear fleet, how does bombing them help Ukraine?
They're trying to, the idea is to create damage.
It's just going to be used by Russia as more cause for war.
So it didn't really serve any active purpose.
I suppose taking out their nuclear fleet, if there is a fear of an expanded war, makes sense.
But that's indicative of the Ukrainians acknowledging they've lost the territory that Russia has invaded.
Otherwise, they'd be launching these strikes in that territory and reclaiming it.
Let's just be honest.
Striking inside of Russia does not help them reclaim their territory in any way.
It's political.
It can have political ramifications, but it's not going to aid them on the front lines.
phil labonte
Yeah, people just, it's a feel-good thing.
Most of the people that are happy about it, they're like, yeah, I'll get the socket to Russia and blah, blah, blah.
But like Tim says, it didn't change anything material on the ground.
ian crossland
I feel like you've got to end this limited war.
tim pool
Trump is trying to, and Ukraine's undermining him.
ian crossland
It seemed like Putin was interested in ending it.
unidentified
Putin's not interested in going to the...
tim pool
Yeah, of course.
ian crossland
He had a call with Trump.
They did a call today, I think, or yesterday.
tim pool
And Putin was like, nope, I'm retaliating.
unidentified
Yeah.
phil labonte
Yeah.
tim pool
Trump must be pissed.
ian crossland
Oh, I'd be so mad.
tim pool
He's been trying to negotiate peace.
He wanted the war to end.
He's broken this promise.
He said the war be over the moment he got elected, and he didn't do it.
And Zelensky's going behind his back to inflame tensions while he's trying to negotiate peace.
That's evil, man.
unidentified
I know.
phil labonte
I don't think that Putin has much incentive to negotiate peace.
He's in a position where...
Like, everything for him is all, like, upside now.
The United States doesn't want to give any...
Ukraine's not gaining any ground.
They managed to bloody his nose, but that's all it was.
They didn't change anything.
And I don't see a future where Crimea gets back to Ukraine control.
That's not happening.
I don't think that the Russians are giving up.
Any of the territory they have now?
tim pool
Especially after they bombed the Kerch Bridge?
Russia's going to go to the negotiating table with Trump and they're going to say, no, we're not giving up any of the land bridge we've built through these oblasts because they're already bombing Kerch Bridge.
Sorry.
And Trump's going to be like, well, you have to.
And they're like, nope.
Then war.
Off the table.
phil labonte
They're not going to...
tim pool
I think Ukraine's trying to escalate the war.
Trump is negotiating peace.
What do they do?
Go behind Trump's back and bomb a nuclear fleet inside of Russia.
No peace deal.
Then, a few days later, they bomb the Kerch Bridge, which connects the Russian mainland to Crimea.
So they're basically saying to Russia, if you give up any territory, you will have no access to Crimea.
We'll take it all back from you.
So Russia has no choice but to say no peace.
Ukraine wants this.
And I think Ukraine's – Zelensky's probably getting advised by other individuals because we know about the interests of these elites, say Boris Johnson or whatever, who went to them and said, don't negotiate peace.
Trump is trying to get it.
I think Zelensky's taking orders from somebody else.
ian crossland
Well, Clint Russell thinks it's the British.
He thinks they've been colluding with the British behind the Americans' back, which indicates that they're an enemy to me.
If we're their ally in a war and then we try to end that war and they go rogue and – They inflame the war.
They're stepping over into enemy territory.
You don't have to have two sides in a war.
You could have more than two sides in a war.
tim pool
Let's just cut them off.
ian crossland
That would be step one, yes.
tim pool
Stop supplying any money or resources to Ukraine as of now.
You'll get peace real quick.
phil labonte
I think that that's probably something that most Americans would probably get behind.
chrissie mayr
Everyone's over it.
phil labonte
There are some Americans that like Ukraine purely because they feel like that is opposing Donald Trump because it's opposing Putin.
So they've got this connection in their head where if I stand up and I put a Ukraine flag in my yard, that's the new resist because Donald Trump loves Putin.
and Putin's fighting Ukraine, so it's me standing up and being a good Democrat.
But those people are, you know...
chrissie mayr
Retarded.
phil labonte
Well, yes, they are retarded, but they're also exceedingly rare nowadays.
They're not...
They might be loud on X or whatever, but there's not a lot of them in the real world anymore.
True.
So I think that it's the best play for Trump to just be like, look, the United States doesn't have anything to do with this.
If Europe wants to continue funding Ukraine more, let them.
ian crossland
But I wonder if that would even accelerate towards a global world war.
If the U.S. got just stepped back, like real idiots would take over.
phil labonte
Well, I mean, there's still people in France and in the UK that want to see Ukraine, you know, continue the fight.
I don't know if that's.
I don't know if that's the majority.
I wouldn't be surprised if it was the majority in France.
But, you know, Europe's the...
I said it earlier.
We've got the insulation of the Atlantic Ocean, you know, and we don't have to really be super concerned with what's going on in Europe.
This is Europe's problem.
Europe should be taking the lead.
And that's kind of what the Trump administration...
tim pool
Let's jump to this next story, my friends.
We have this viral video.
unidentified
Take a look at this strange red celestial object.
tim pool
You see this?
Watch this.
Watch this video.
Listen to this.
unidentified
That's there.
And that's not the sun.
That can't be the sun because the sunset is over there.
What?
That's a planet.
The sunset.
tim pool
There's the sunset.
unidentified
It is over there.
Mommy, that's a planet.
And the moon is up here.
So that must be a planet.
The moon.
The moon is above us.
Oh, I hate that song.
tim pool
What could it possibly be, Ian?
phil labonte
A balloon?
ian crossland
A deepfake.
tim pool
A balloon?
chrissie mayr
I think it's our flat earth showing.
ian crossland
I think that is computer imposed generally I think a kid saw a little dot in the sky and thought it was a planet, and then they got the video and they edited it.
chrissie mayr
I think it is the sunset.
tim pool
It's the sun.
ian crossland
Oh, that's just the sun?
tim pool
Yes, there's a wildfire right now.
And Hayes from Canada is...
I went out for ice cream.
What flavor?
It was a peanut butter sundae.
Basically just vanilla ice cream drenched in peanut butter.
I saw that and I was like, that's really cool.
This is what happens.
Do you guys ever hear the story about when the power went out in L.A.?
And then people started calling the police because a strange object in the sky, and it was the Milky Way.
Well, here's the news.
Here's the actual story.
Take a look at this.
unidentified
A massive cloud of Saharan dust is about to sweep across the southeastern United States.
Carried by powerful winds from the Sahara Desert, the world's largest hot desert, this dust plume has traveled thousands of miles across the Atlantic Ocean.
And is now closing in on states like Florida, Louisiana, Alabama, and Mississippi.
phil labonte
Build that wall.
Build that wall.
unidentified
The phenomenon, known as the Saharan air layer, forms when desert winds lift huge amounts of dust into the atmosphere, sometimes creating clouds up to four kilometers thick.
Wow.
This isn't just any weather event.
While it can pose serious health risks for people with asthma, allergies, or respiratory conditions, Yeah.
It also plays a complex role in the climate.
The dust can reduce air quality and limit visibility.
tim pool
And lightning strikes too?
unidentified
But it can also help suppress hurricanes by stabilizing the atmosphere.
phil labonte
Friction in the air.
unidentified
And while the skies may turn hazy, they'll likely deliver spectacular sunrises and sunsets.
Glowing orange and red through the dust-filled air.
tim pool
Okay, that's the point.
Anyway, so pay attention because reportedly in the next week or so there's going to be, the wildfires are still going, there's going to be dust storms, and people are going to think the sun is a planet.
phil labonte
I can't wait to hear all of the stupid on the internet.
ian crossland
I'm just glad that Saharan sand is finally going to make its way back into the ocean since the last flood.
tim pool
Ian, the Saharan air dust thing happens all the time.
ian crossland
Yeah, it's like the earth is combing it back into the air.
phil labonte
Yeah, I like that.
Build the wall and make the African dust pay for it.
tim pool
Maybe there's a lot of gold in the African dust.
ian crossland
Oh, start mining the air.
tim pool
You see, that's right.
ian crossland
Panning for gold.
Spray water up there to get it dense, get it thickened.
And then just hit it with a laser to make the metals fall off.
tim pool
We also had that geostorm the other day.
Which apparently is ongoing and intensifying.
And I've noticed nothing.
It's been rather mundane.
It was very hot today.
It was 85 degrees.
phil labonte
It was nice.
chrissie mayr
Summer.
Summer-like.
ian crossland
Very beautiful.
chrissie mayr
The chickens were hot out there.
tim pool
Yep.
They were panting.
ian crossland
I'm constantly thinking, not constantly, but I often think about how do we get all that sand in the Sahara back into the ocean?
Because as far as I can tell, it's ocean sand that flooded up onto the continent.
12,800 years of you.
unidentified
Shovels.
ian crossland
So we can get down to the dirt underneath and start...
tim pool
Hey, but wait.
What if we dumped all the sand into the Mediterranean and then created a large land mass and then you have land instead of sea?
ian crossland
Then we could send the people in Gaza.
I don't even know.
I'm going to go to hell.
I still feel like I'm going to go to hell for joking about that.
What's that?
chrissie mayr
Send the illegals there.
The sand island.
tim pool
I didn't say island.
I said fill the whole Mediterranean with sand.
phil labonte
So Ian, you were kind of going to make a point about what was under the sand in the Sahara.
unidentified
Oh yeah, dirt.
ian crossland
Old waterways and rivers.
There's apparently a large river that went east-west across where now the Sahara is.
phil labonte
So it's sand and then dirt?
ian crossland
Yeah, underneath.
I don't know how deep it goes.
tim pool
Maybe it was just the pole shift.
chrissie mayr
And then a layer of cookies.
tim pool
Before the poles shifted, maybe the wind and the water were going a different way.
And so where the Sahara was, was in a different position on the globe.
ian crossland
Oh wow, that's interesting.
tim pool
Yeah, like what would happen to the Sahara, actually it's interesting, what would happen to the Sahara if it shifted heavily into the northern hemisphere?
Would it become moist?
The sand would be washed away largely and it would create different structures?
phil labonte
So I'm not sure, exactly sure what makes the Sahara so dry.
chrissie mayr
Because it's not enough foreplay, Bill.
unidentified
Well, it doesn't love itself.
phil labonte
I just don't do it for the Sahara.
Too much in a rush.
I feel like it's not about the topography.
It is the location on the Earth.
Because if you look at North Africa and Sahara, it's dry, but then below that, it's all jungle and stuff.
So, you know, like rainforest.
ian crossland
The equator's keeping it down, man.
phil labonte
I'm not so sure if that's the case or not.
ian crossland
Well, it's so hot that it's hard for the sand, and it doesn't rain that much, so it's hard for the sand to get washed away.
And that's the equator doing that.
That's all that direct sunlight because it's constantly facing the sun.
But if it was in the northern hemisphere, maybe it would get a lot more rain.
tim pool
What would happen to all that sand?
ian crossland
Yeah, get rained on and then turn into vegetation would start coming up and then ground into dirt, silt, and then become a new ground layer, maybe.
phil labonte
A new ground layer?
ian crossland
Yeah, maybe.
tim pool
So you're saying underneath all that sand we're going to find cities and stuff?
ian crossland
Oh, for sure.
Dirt, or ancient communication, all sorts of old That was one of the most populated areas on Earth.
phil labonte
Prehistoric cell phones?
unidentified
Perhaps.
phil labonte
They might have had radio.
tim pool
I don't think we could call it prehistoric cell phones.
Prehistoric.
If they had cell phones, they had historic.
phil labonte
History?
Well, you know.
What other kind of communication device do you think of?
ian crossland
Toy with the idea that they had radio.
I don't know if they did.
chrissie mayr
Just a dinosaur with an iPad down there.
ian crossland
I wonder if they had telescopes.
phil labonte
Wi-Fi.
ian crossland
Some people said the reason why those comets hit North America and North Asia and caused that global catastrophe was because the magnetic field had disrupted and it might have been man-made.
They were using, instead of explosive technology for motivation, implosive technology and vibrating the system to create, resonating, to create piezoelectric Electricity.
tim pool
I asked JetGPT if there were secret cities in the Sahara.
phil labonte
Yeah.
tim pool
Because my assumption is like, as Ian's describing it.
phil labonte
Of course.
tim pool
And it said, yes, hidden secret cities in the Sahara Desert, referring to military installations and government operations.
And I was like, that's not what I meant.
ian crossland
Really?
unidentified
Wow.
tim pool
Under the sand.
No, the point is, when I asked JetGPT about Secret Cities, it was like, Underground.
Yeah.
phil labonte
Well, I mean, it is hot, so you would want some kind of respite from the sun.
ian crossland
Yeah, no one's gonna walk.
tim pool
Between 10,000 and 5,000 years ago, the Sahara had lakes, rivers, and grasslands.
phil labonte
Yeah.
tim pool
It dried out and the settlements were abandoned.
phil labonte
So it wasn't even all that long ago.
chrissie mayr
Lakefront property.
tim pool
There's a buried river channel and settlement outline suggesting more cities remain lost under the dunes.
ian crossland
Oh my gosh.
If we could get the whole world to focus on that, that's what I want.
tim pool
Well, you know about that line they're growing with trees to stop the spread of the Sahara?
ian crossland
No.
tim pool
Basically what's happening is the Sahara is a desert.
It's destroying life and it's spreading.
So a bunch of nations have planted trees along the edge, which will stop desertification.
ian crossland
In the south?
tim pool
Yeah.
ian crossland
On the southern edge?
chrissie mayr
That's good.
ian crossland
I want to get a drone program where we have 100,000 drones that are just 24-7 carrying buckets of sand back into the ocean.
chrissie mayr
Well, they could have done that.
They could have put out the wildfires in L.A. with water.
tim pool
How much would it cost to build a pipeline from western Africa right into the heart of the Sahara and just dump billions of gallons of seawater?
Just right in the middle of the Sahara for no reason.
chrissie mayr
Make a theme park.
ian crossland
That might be good.
I wonder if the salt water might harm.
But I mean, how can you harm the sand?
phil labonte
Yeah, it's like literally just sand.
I mean, I assume there are some bugs, you know, because there are scorpions.
chrissie mayr
Sandworms.
tim pool
So it's about 1,250 miles from Senegal, the Atlantic coast.
And if you're going to the Deep Sahara in Temenreset, Algeria, you're looking at 1,305 miles.
How much would it cost to build a pipeline that long to pump seawater into the Sahara?
ian crossland
Or if you had, like, a satellite that was geosynchronously right above an area, and then it was projecting an ionic field to produce rain clouds.
tim pool
60 to 120 billion dollars.
chrissie mayr
That's not that much.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
Elon's got that.
phil labonte
Yeah.
ian crossland
You can print that tomorrow.
unidentified
So imagine if Elon was like, I'm going to liquidate all of my shares in SpaceX and Tesla and build a water pipeline in the Sahara for no reason.
tim pool
You're like, okay, I guess.
chrissie mayr
Just to mix it up.
tim pool
It's a wild project, but it should be done.
unidentified
Yeah.
ian crossland
Because it is poplatable land, too.
It's not just like we'll find cool stuff.
If there's really like riverways and grassland underneath.
phil labonte
Like I said, I don't think that it's a desert.
Because of topography.
So it's like that part of the world just doesn't get a lot.
ian crossland
It has seashells in it.
They found like remnants of ocean.
tim pool
For three billion dollars, they could dredge a canal.
ian crossland
That's the start.
A big long canal.
tim pool
Just seawater flowing straight in.
Maybe.
Right into the middle of the Sahara for no reason.
ian crossland
From where to where?
tim pool
I already read that.
From Algeria.
From Senegal into Algeria.
ian crossland
Is that west?
West to east?
I need a map.
tim pool
Check this out.
Actually, ChatGPT gave me a breakdown.
It says, a pipeline would cost between $60 and $120 billion with high maintenance.
A canal could be $20 to $60 billion.
Okay, that's not what it said before.
Rail and truck transport would be super cheap.
Literally driving by truck loads of water would be less than a billion dollars.
That makes no sense.
ian crossland
Really?
tim pool
Let's see.
Atmospheric harvesting appears to be the cheapest.
And there's already underground aquifers, so you actually just need to put drills there and pump the water.
ian crossland
The water's already there.
It's just under the surface.
tim pool
So you need to drill and then pump it up.
phil labonte
Yeah, I mean, like I said, I think that it's not about topography.
chrissie mayr
It's a dead zone.
phil labonte
Yeah, where it is in the...
ian crossland
What do you mean it's not about topography?
phil labonte
So there's no features on the African continent that's preventing water from getting to In mountains.
tim pool
Moisture in the air collects in the tops of the mountains, and then when it heats, it melts, and then the water pours down.
ian crossland
There's people that go to the tops of mountains, they'll pump water up to the top of the mountain, they'll freeze it, and then the water will melt and create rivers.
This is like real tech that people are doing these days.
chrissie mayr
Fall and spring!
tim pool
It would cost, JGBT says, it would cost trillions of dollars to turn the Sahara into a forest.
A global alliance over 100 years.
phil labonte
Wow.
chrissie mayr
Let's focus on that.
ian crossland
And then that'll be our test run for Mars, because we're going to have to do it again on Mars.
tim pool
Why don't we just nuke the Sahara?
That'll do something, right?
phil labonte
It'll do something.
I'm not sure what that something is.
ian crossland
Make a lot of dust storms, too, I think.
phil labonte
Yeah, I mean, we might end up with a lot of dust here, a lot of radioactive dust.
ian crossland
Terraform the Sahara.
Final answer.
phil labonte
I'd rather not drop.
ian crossland
Run in in 2028.
tim pool
Elon should put people on a rocket, tell them they're going to Mars, but have them land in the Sahara.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
And then it's like, no, because then they'll get there and there'll be like biodomes and stuff.
unidentified
And then he's going to be like, it's actually not very cold there.
It's very hot.
You'd be surprised the science is wrong.
chrissie mayr
They would believe it, too.
Send Gayle King there.
Send the whole, like, Bezos' girlfriend, all the chicks from the space pod.
Send them over there.
Yes, Katy Perry.
Get her out of here.
tim pool
Her career is gone.
have you been following this?
Yeah, Oof.
ian crossland
Well, how come?
tim pool
Her last album got no views.
It was miserable.
She did that Woman's World thing where she was like Rosie the Riveter and everybody hated it.
chrissie mayr
Ugh, she's just had a touch, I think.
tim pool
You know what I want to say?
I've been talking about this for a while, and I am correct that I've been vindicated.
I was talking about, there's that meme where Abe Simpson goes to Homer and Barney when the teenagers and said, I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was.
And now what it is is weird and scary to me.
It'll happen to you.
Nope, it's not.
It's literally not happening.
And the evidence is in how they're handling collectibles, shows, The products they're marketing and the fact that millennials don't have kids.
There's not enough young people to buy new products.
So what we're actually seeing now is take a look at they're rebooting King of the Hill.
Great example.
They're rebooting Malcolm in the Middle.
The fact that they're bringing back nostalgia and these old shows instead of making new things for young people proves my point.
So millennials are a much bigger generation than Gen Alpha and Gen Z It's a way of like the stuff that they made for millennials, which is basically the last generation, is highly marketable and profitable because millennials actually have some money.
Gen Z is broke and can't get off the ground, so there's no products to sell to them.
Gen Alpha is only $40 million.
It's half the size of Gen Z and millennials.
So what does that mean?
Where's the money?
Millennials.
So what are we getting?
Reboots of old stuff from the 90s over and over and over again.
They're making Malcolm in the Middle again.
They're making King of the Hill again.
Bobby's an adult now.
ian crossland
Did you see that they're using AI to pick up old series and then...
And it's going to be imperceivable, dude.
chrissie mayr
Chandler!
He'll be back.
ian crossland
He'll be back.
They own his likeness probably because of the stupid contracts they signed in the 90s where it's like, we own your likeness in perpetuity across all universes for all space and time.
unidentified
Yep.
ian crossland
They were like, what does that even mean?
tim pool
One of the funniest things in the world to me is when you go to a casino, any casino, and they have Charlie and the Chocolate Factory slot machines, and there's Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka smiling, telling you to gamble.
And I'm like, I don't think when he signed out of that movie deal he thought that was going to happen.
But he did!
And they were like, it says we own this character for anything.
Could you imagine how weird it's going to get?
Like, what company owns Willy Wonka?
unidentified
The Willy Wonka...
tim pool
The brand.
No, no, no, like the movie.
phil labonte
Oh, Disney.
tim pool
Yeah, Disney owns the likeness of that guy?
Okay, so they sold his likeness to slot machines.
Imagine what other kind of debauchery they can use your likeness for when you've sold it forever.
ian crossland
Oh my gosh.
tim pool
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory adult content.
ian crossland
Oh, talk about chocolate.
Yeah, you knew where that was going.
It's because the company gets sold to a derelict.
chrissie mayr
Yeah, Charlie and the Backdoor Adventures.
unidentified
back.
tim pool
No, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
phil labonte
I was just going to say there's a Charlie in the chocolate.
There's a chocolate joke in there that's just waiting to be done.
ian crossland
Charlie's 18. And this would be like the tagline.
Charlie's 18 and things are just getting heated up.
phil labonte
Oh, God.
chrissie mayr
Charlie hasn't been able to eat for a week straight.
He just eats gummy bears because he's getting ready for the Chocolate Factory.
ian crossland
Well, that's, I think, literally, it might be the point where you could be like, show me a Charlie and the Chocolate Factory that's gay.
Or you could be like, or at first it's just going to feed you what it wants to feed you, but eventually you're going to be like, no, less gay.
You'll be able to twist it a little bit, but five characters instead of four.
chrissie mayr
Ugh.
ian crossland
All right.
Now they're all 35 instead of 12. Now they're all, you know, and you're going to be able just to have your localized version maker.
chrissie mayr
Gene Wilder, for that character, he really wanted to do that move where he falls down and then does a forward roll.
tim pool
Check it out.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer is getting a reboot.
Goosebumps already got a reboot.
Animaniacs is getting rebooted.
Fresh Prince is getting a reboot.
Bergerac?
I don't know what that is.
UK?
ian crossland
Maybe Cyrano.
tim pool
Desperate Housewives, Malcolm Little, Scrubs, The Joe Schmo Show?
I don't remember that.
And what is this?
The tween?
I don't know what that is.
I was thinking about this because I've said before, here's what's going to happen.
There's a stadium.
The promoters for the stadium say, we want to sell 90,000 tickets.
What do we do?
Someone's going to come in and say, okay, well, typically we sell to young people.
Who do you've got?
We've got Sabrina Carpenter.
How many tickets can we sell?
10,000.
Okay, well, we've got 90,000 seats.
We're not putting her in here.
Who do you have?
And they're like, Metallica?
Something from the 90s?
Something older or from the 80s and 90s?
We've already started seeing this with Beyonce and Katy Perry where they're struggling to sell stadiums but still are.
Not Katy Perry as much.
But Sabrina Carpenter sells arenas.
That's 10,000.
That's much, much smaller.
And so what I've been saying is because the promoters are simply going to say, look, I get it.
Gen Z has its celebrities.
But we're going to sell more tickets if we target millennials.
They don't have kids.
They have more money.
Just target them.
That means you're going to see the entertainment industry, products that come from this, trying to pander to millennials instead of children.
Case in point, not just the reboots, but McDonald's launched adult Happy Meals.
Instead of making things for children, where they have toys and culture and content made for children, they're just trying to sell these things to adults.
So it's going to get wild.
chrissie mayr
I like getting Happy Meals sometimes.
You just want a little bit of McDonald's.
tim pool
And you want your toy.
unidentified
When the internet video appeared, it got static.
ian crossland
Not stagnant.
Things are still changing, but all the music and art, like TV shows, they're just there 24-7 available for you to watch.
There's no time anymore.
tim pool
I got another example for you.
Another example for you.
Tony Hawk and Activision launched Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 5 and it bombed miserably.
Nobody wanted it.
They said it was trash.
We don't want to play that.
So what did they do?
They remastered Tony Hawk 1 and 2 and it sold like hotcakes.
unidentified
Wow.
tim pool
Because there's no young people to buy a new product.
And millennials just want what they already like.
So now what they're doing is remastering Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 and 4 and they're sponsoring big events.
It was crazy.
I was watching a video.
It was a scooter contest.
And the scooter dude's doing a double backflip or something.
But the ramps all said THPS 3 plus 4. And I'm like, yo, that game came out 20 years ago.
Young people, it's simple.
Young people probably bought Tony Hawk 5 to play.
But there's like 15 of them.
So they didn't make enough money to make back their costs on the product.
So they said, just make what millennials want.
They announced they were going to do Tony Hawk 3 and 4. And Bam Margera wasn't going to be in it.
There's a huge backlash on the internet.
Even I said, I won't buy it.
Put Bam in it, I will.
And then they announced Tony Hawk was like, no, we can't have nuts.
So they had him come in.
They did it all.
Now they're launching the game.
Bam Margera's in it.
Bam Margera's in his mid-40s.
phil labonte
And he's not skateboarding lately.
chrissie mayr
He's got a bad back.
tim pool
He's shredding.
Oh, yeah.
He's killing it.
ian crossland
I've seen a great video once in a while.
phil labonte
Good for him.
tim pool
I'm impressed how good he's doing.
But the crazy thing is, where's the Gen Z Bam Margera level of celebrity?
Nope.
chrissie mayr
Playing video games.
tim pool
I mean, look, with all due respect, you got R. Willie.
That dude's amazing.
Probably one of the greatest athletes of Gen Z, of the younger generation.
But he's not getting nearly as much attention as Bam Margera is, even though Bam Margera is half-retired.
ian crossland
You know, Mr. Beast has 300 million subscribers on YouTube now.
I don't think my parents know who he is.
unidentified
They don't.
ian crossland
And he would be the only thing I could think of as, like, the Joe Rogan of the left.
tim pool
He's a millennial, though.
ian crossland
Like, he's someone that seems like they pierced the zeitgeist, like, as if it was 1996, and they're unforgettable.
Will he be remembered forever?
chrissie mayr
Very few boomers are like awesome.
tim pool
Mr. Beast is Gen Z. He's just barely Gen Z. So I'll give Gen Z that.
They got Mr. Beast.
That's big.
But Gen Alpha's cooked.
There's only 40 million Gen Alpha.
unidentified
Damn.
ian crossland
Yep.
chrissie mayr
They better get busy.
ian crossland
Timothy Chalamet?
Gen Alpha?
phil labonte
Who?
ian crossland
Timothy Chalamet?
No, he's Gen Z. Oh, he's a great actor.
tim pool
The other thing I noticed with this is that I was watching that Chris Pratt movie with the What's-Her-Face movie.
ian crossland
Winona Ryder?
phil labonte
Oh, no.
tim pool
The young one, Bobby...
chrissie mayr
Right.
tim pool
And it was playing Guns N' Roses.
And I was like, dude, this is like 1989.
ian crossland
What song?
Appetite for Destruction.
unidentified
Yeah.
ian crossland
One of the best albums of all time in my career.
tim pool
This is the point, like, you watch Iron Man, Iron Man 2 would start with ACDC.
phil labonte
And it's...
tim pool
Right.
ian crossland
when it was all that art was getting focused through the centralized airway.
tim pool
Yes, and there's not, Yeah.
Dude, you know what's funny?
When I put on...
So I'll get some new stuff, right?
Metric puts out new stuff all the time.
I love Metric.
But we were skating last weekend and it was playing Soundgarden and Korn and Slipknot and it's like 90s and 2000s early stuff because if you want to listen to rock, new stuff, new rock doesn't hit.
Nobody knows about it.
Nobody wants to listen to it.
And then when you look at modern music, it doesn't reach as many people.
Like, once again, Sabrina Carpenter is huge, but she's selling arenas.
And I saw this post online where they're bragging, like, Sabrina Carpenter is selling out and Beyonce can't.
And it's like, Beyonce sold 70,000 tickets.
Sabrina Carpenter sold 10,000.
She's big, but there's not enough young people.
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unidentified
Grandma!
tim pool
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Would you make a commercial like that?
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ian crossland
Is he live?
Does he go live at 10?
Like, oh, oh, I got to pop into that.
tim pool
Monday through Thursday, live at 10 p.m. on Rumble.
Anyone can call in.
Anyone.
It's supposed to be to talk about, like, Sasquatch and aliens and ghosts.
But I figure people are going to call in and screw around.
But it's meant to be fun.
It's uncensored.
It's on Rumble.
You can't do that stuff on YouTube.
So that's going to be live again tonight.
Yo, their first episode on Rumble.
125,000 views.
ian crossland
Good.
tim pool
Second episode, 120,000 views.
unidentified
Yeah, Shane's legit.
tim pool
They are hitting it out of the park.
So, I mean, to be fair, like, basically the plan was when we wrap IRL, we promote and, you know, raid their channel.
ian crossland
Okay.
tim pool
You know, to keep the show going.
ian crossland
Also, the show's awesome.
Like, it needs more eyeballs.
Shane's super smooth.
tim pool
If you're interested in UFOs and weird stuff.
But let's grab your chats, my friends.
See what you gotta say.
All Good Guy says, Howdy, people.
Howdy.
ian crossland
Howdy.
tim pool
Shaynich Wilder says, As a tradcath, I wonder from the FBI list.
Damn it.
That means I'm on a list with the spoon thief, Seamus.
This injustice will not stand.
Props to Grassley Cash and Dan for getting this out.
Yeah.
You heard this?
chrissie mayr
No.
tim pool
The FBI was targeting Catholics as extremists.
chrissie mayr
Oh, man.
tim pool
Yeah, crazy.
And they lied about it?
Chris Wray said, Oh, it was one office.
It turned out it was a bunch of offices targeting Catholics.
ian crossland
Was it like Catholic and another?
phil labonte
No.
tim pool
They were claiming that Catholics were radical extremists.
unidentified
Wow.
tim pool
Did you hear about Moms for Liberty?
They were targeted by the FBI.
They were called terrorists.
ian crossland
Someone was saying if the police state became too extreme that they could say even believing in God is a mental illness.
unidentified
Absolutely.
chrissie mayr
Satanic.
ian crossland
I think it was told on her take, an episode of her take to Jack Posobiec, and when Jack heard that, I saw him shudder at the concept.
tim pool
Let's go.
What have we here?
Oh, let's see.
Spooky Toucan says, for as worldly as Democrats claim to be, they're ignorant on how the world actually works.
As a former expat, it's well understood by all expats that our visas can be revoked at any time for any reason.
Indeed.
Yep.
ian crossland
It's a privilege.
tim pool
But it's funny because they believe that they have a right to go wherever they want, whenever they want, and so does everybody else.
ian crossland
It's a privilege.
tim pool
That's the worldview.
That's Mr. Global.
Catherine Austin Fitz called it.
chrissie mayr
That's a great interview.
tim pool
Democrats think everybody has a right to be anywhere they want at any point for any reason.
So they can go to any country they want, whenever they want, and people can come here for any reason.
ian crossland
They should try running a guild in a video game.
See how that goes.
tim pool
All right, Sean H says, what's the point of having the House or Senate when nothing gets done because lower courts keep blocking them?
We want criminals gone and the justice system just wants them to stay.
Yep.
That's why I'm like, the system is unstable and is breaking apart.
I don't know what I'll tell you.
All right.
Lurch says, who the hell are we, Israel?
We collectively punish families for the crimes of one person.
unidentified
Ha ha.
tim pool
Or if...
We can simply say, your visas are conditional, and we think it's better for everybody if you just go away.
phil labonte
I love how, like, he threw the whole, you know, extra little bit, the Israel stuff, to be like, oh, will you say this?
It's like, nobody has a right to be in the United States.
And that's all there is to it.
Like, visas are visas for a reason.
You're not a citizen.
chrissie mayr
There's too many people.
Why don't we just keep the ones that are, you know, law-abiding?
phil labonte
Yeah.
You'd think it'd be simple to understand.
All right.
tim pool
What have we here?
Common Sense Phishing says migrants of all forms legal are all guests until they become citizens.
To Ian, if you had a home, USA, and a group of guests came into your home with your permission and hurt your kid, would you kick the group out or the offender?
ian crossland
I'd kick the offender out.
If a group came in and one of them hurt my kid, I'd kick him out.
I wouldn't blame the rest of the group, though.
tim pool
So if 10 orcs came in, and they're all going, orcs, and one of them hit a kid in the face with a hammer, and then...
You guys, you're good.
You stay, but you gotta go.
ian crossland
Orc, out of here.
All you other ones, you're orcs.
chrissie mayr
Or what if they were like a bunch of pit bulls, but just one pit bull bit your kid?
Well, let these other pit bulls stay.
They haven't done anything yet.
ian crossland
Oh, you're asking me if I would become racist.
chrissie mayr
Dog-sist.
tim pool
No.
That's not it.
ian crossland
Dogzist.
tim pool
If a group of people who believe that the moon is made of cheese and they're violent They think the moon is cheese and anybody who dares oppose them should be murdered.
The five people come into your house, and the biggest one beats a kid to death.
So he goes, boom, and slugs him in the face.
ian crossland
No.
tim pool
You'd be like, those other people can stay, but you gotta go.
ian crossland
Well, in that instance, I'd be like, you are in a psychotic death cult of some kind of violent cult.
You're all out of here.
tim pool
So when a guy and his family come from the same country and that guy espouses jihadi worldviews and is a violent terrorist attacks innocent people, why should it be incumbent upon the American people to wait to find out if his family holds the same views as him?
unidentified
Matt, I can't argue with this much.
tim pool
You don't go home together.
ian crossland
If they're citizens, it's another story.
Completely another story.
You do not victimize people related to people that committed crimes.
chrissie mayr
Think about what you did.
tim pool
Yes, but the visas are conditional.
And so it's not punishment to be like, you gotta go home, dude.
This is wild to me that anybody lives in a world where they're like, you sent them home?
phil labonte
Yeah, bro.
tim pool
A guy broke into my house, so I gave him a ride home.
phil labonte
They're just guests.
unidentified
it's such a simple I don't care.
phil labonte
Yeah, I don't really care.
tim pool
It's literally like, Ian, if you come over to my house and you look at me dead in the eyes and then look down and swat a glass of milk onto the floor, and I said, Ian, for doing that, I want you to get in my car.
I'm gonna drive you home.
ian crossland
It'd be an awkward ride, too.
tim pool
It sure would.
I'm sure it's very awkward for these guys.
I'm sure it's awkward for the CBP or ICE or whoever when they're on that plane with a bunch of people being deported.
But the point is...
They're acting like these people are getting a death penalty.
ian crossland
It's authoritarian, but it doesn't mean it's bad.
No, it's not.
phil labonte
It's government stuff, man.
tim pool
You want to talk about authoritarian?
ian crossland
To revoke business?
tim pool
That's not authoritarian.
ian crossland
It's not bad.
tim pool
No, it isn't.
ian crossland
One guy gets to decide if your visa is good or not?
That's not authoritarian.
unidentified
It's a committee.
phil labonte
Because it's not the supreme ruler isn't the one that's making the decision.
It's the actual, right.
tim pool
There's an executor who enacts the law based on what the Congress has written.
And the judges can then make determinations.
That's not authoritarianism.
ian crossland
No, not extreme.
It's not extreme authoritarianism.
tim pool
It's not like we have courts.
The argument you're making is that any authority at all ever is authoritarian.
ian crossland
Okay, maybe it is semantic, but you might be right.
I don't want to overuse.
I don't want to soften the term authoritarian.
tim pool
I would argue, in fact, it's the opposite of this.
If someone breaks into my house and kicks my dog and I go, hey you, I'm going to give you a ride back to your house.
I would actually call that compassion for a very bad person.
I mean, if you break into my house and commit violence against me and my family, I have a right to use lethal force to defend myself.
But instead of doing that, I go, sir, sir, we're going to disarm you and give you a ride back to your house.
chrissie mayr
Yeah, that's nice.
tim pool
We're doing nothing else to you.
Just go home and don't come back.
ian crossland
I would call that simping.
chrissie mayr
Make them pay for the Uber back.
tim pool
The way the U.S. is handling these violent criminal aliens is simping for them.
And my point is, Democrats go, they're so fascist, they're giving these people rides back home.
chrissie mayr
Yeah, we're not making them walk.
tim pool
They get a plane ride back to their homes.
phil labonte
Yeah, just send them back.
chrissie mayr
Yeah, with coffee.
tim pool
It is by the good graces of the magnanimous Donald Trump that Abrego Garcia is home.
ian crossland
He brought him back.
tim pool
He brought him home.
That's all anyone ever wanted.
phil labonte
That's right.
tim pool
You know what?
I want to do that man on the street.
I want to go around and be like, now that Donald Trump has brought Abrego Garcia home, how do you feel?
unidentified
Who?
chrissie mayr
That would be so confusing.
unidentified
Who are you talking about?
tim pool
Yeah, that's a good point.
phil labonte
Who?
chrissie mayr
Brought him home safely.
tim pool
You know that guy they accused of being an MS-13 gang member and he got deported by mistake?
ian crossland
Oh yeah, that guy.
tim pool
Trump brought him home.
How do you feel about that?
ian crossland
That's awesome.
That'd be great.
tim pool
They're all going to be like, really?
I didn't know that.
That's really good news.
I'm glad to hear it.
phil labonte
It's all just Coney 2012.
tim pool
That's right.
Alright, alright.
Let's see what we got here.
Three Star Perfect Deer says, y 'all complain about Ian too much.
Y 'all have no life.
chrissie mayr
We love Ian.
phil labonte
We don't complain about Ian at all.
ian crossland
Maybe talking about the chat.
tim pool
Ian's a coffee magnate.
ian crossland
Yeah, get that graphene dream.
I love coffee.
Well, I'm somewhat polarizing on purpose.
I'm just letting it fly on this.
Generally conservative news show.
And I'll come in here and talk about psychic powers.
tim pool
How is this show?
How is this a conservative news show?
ian crossland
Well, the way we communicate is relatively conservative because we're on air.
That's what I mean by it.
chrissie mayr
What does that mean?
ian crossland
Yeah, we don't.
I'm holding back.
tim pool
Liberals do?
ian crossland
Well, we're just not taking liberty with language.
We're very conservative with our language and our behavior.
Like I'm not getting up and ripping my shirt.
tim pool
When you say it's a conservative news show, you know what you're saying.
ian crossland
I don't want to...
I don't, I'm not saying politically conservative.
I'm just saying.
tim pool
Yeah, so clarify that because the insinuation of what you're saying that, That's funny.
ian crossland
But what I mean is, of course, is that I think just the behavior in this room is relatively conservative for me in my life.
I mean, it's the most conservative hour or two hours I spend usually in a week.
I'm not smoking weed.
I'm a crazy party animal for the most part.
So I see how maybe I'm a little out of place for you if you're watching.
tim pool
Is the implication that...
ian crossland
No, being on air.
to maintain airwaves.
tim pool
You said this is conservative.
The implication is that...
chrissie mayr
Like we're Ben Shapiro or like...
tim pool
Yeah, like the fact that if you were to hang out with your friends and you were just like talking about the news for a couple hours while drinking some sodas, regardless of their views, it's a conservative hangout.
ian crossland
If we were like...
tim pool
Like, do they gotta get naked?
unidentified
No, no, but if we weren't passing...
chrissie mayr
I'm not doing the cleavage anymore.
tim pool
I noticed.
unidentified
Times have changed, Chris.
tim pool
He noticed right away.
He was sad.
unidentified
I mean, unless we need more viewers, then I'll see what I need to do.
ian crossland
Yeah.
Interesting point about the word conservative, because I don't want it to be dirty.
Truly, like, if you're like, you know what, I'm not going to spend money tonight, you're being conservative.
With your money that night.
chrissie mayr
When you say this is a conservative news show, most people think you have Christian conservative or politically conservative values.
ian crossland
This is actually a liberal show.
Relatively to Ben Shapiro or other shows where there are a lot of things you don't touch on.
tim pool
I would argue that if you take wokeness and just don't consider it a real thing, this is a liberal talk show.
phil labonte
Yeah, I mean, it's not a progressive talk show.
chrissie mayr
This is for 1992.
ian crossland
I used to think I was real liberal because I grew up in a relatively conservative Northeast Ohio.
And then I was like, you know what?
I think I'm a lot more conservative than I thought.
I'm like Christian ideals.
tim pool
Nobody is wearing a suit here.
ian crossland
Yeah.
tim pool
We're not dressed up and like proper professional level.
ian crossland
Because I was raised in a Christian environment and I kind of just became the Christian ethos.
Like, that's a big part of what I am is I believe in that stuff.
I feel like I'm a lot more conservative than I realized on the grand scheme.
Like, seeing people dyeing their hair blue and screaming about Elon Musk and crying about, like, that's so out of the box.
That's true, too.
phil labonte
Remember, the Democrats are mostly mentally ill.
ian crossland
Socialism and all that.
unidentified
I don't know.
ian crossland
I could go on and on about this, but I'm realizing, you know, that it's, you know, I'm a lot more conservative than I ever thought I was.
Like, I'm not into polygamy.
I dated a girl that was into polygamy, and I just wasn't.
Who has time for all that?
chrissie mayr
Who has time for threesomes?
Who wants to be with two people not getting them off?
It's all a racket.
ian crossland
It's a racket, huh?
The idea is like a cool idea, but it's not what I really want.
It would feel good, like tickle, but it wouldn't be fulfilling or satisfying.
Fair enough.
That's a very conservative way to think.
chrissie mayr
You're growing up.
phil labonte
You're very conservative because you don't want to bang hoes.
unidentified
All right, let's wrap up.
ian crossland
A conservative show, being conservative.
tim pool
Brad Peters says, I think we're witnessing the birth of a new political dynamic.
The Republican Party is splitting and the Democrats are dying out.
We've seen this before, but this one is especially chaotic.
I agree.
We talked about this before the election, like what happens if Democrats wins or Republicans win?
And the Democrats have been arguing a couple years ago the Republican Party was done.
It was over.
And this was largely when Trump was out of a spotlight.
And what's going to end up happening is there's going to be a left side of the Republican Party and a right side of the Republican Party.
After Trump leaves, there's going to be a fight over who should represent the right.
And you're going to have the more liberal-leaning wing of moderate types and the more staunchly conservative types.
And I think what we'll end up seeing is there will be vitriol.
But it's not going to be over wokeness.
It's going to go back to the way things were probably in the 90s where people rolled their eyes, but at dinner they hung out.
They had friends.
Yeah, my friends are conservative.
Yeah, but just don't talk to them about it.
We'll go watch the game.
I think it'll be things like that.
ian crossland
What were you saying?
chrissie mayr
Yeah, I feel like it'll settle into Christian conservatives versus everybody else who's kind of in the middle.
Which is kind of how it was in the 90s.
ian crossland
That's what I was just thinking, is that it'll be J.D. Vance for sure.
He'll be running.
And then who are the other Republicans?
Bobby Kennedy, maybe.
He might just support Vance.
A lot of those people in the administration might get behind Vance.
But another Republican might step up and be like, this obsessively conservative Christianity stuff is bizarre.
Like, you cannot, you know, this or that.
Or abortion.
unidentified
Not right away.
phil labonte
Even though there's a resurgence of Christian, you know, people that are Catholic and Christians and stuff.
I don't think that it's enough to be even a significant plurality, you know, that are people that are really conservative Christians.
Not to say that they're not out there, but I think that, you know, the most part of the reason why there was a majority for Trump was because of the coalition that MAGA represented, not because there was enough people that said, oh, we're going to turn away from our sinful ways and become pious Christian people.
chrissie mayr
I think I was thinking more just, like, how are the groups going to, like, settle out, like, post-Trump?
ian crossland
Yeah, who do you think is going to run against Vance, assuming that he runs?
chrissie mayr
Booty gang.
ian crossland
But on the Republican side.
chrissie mayr
Maybe Tulsi?
I don't know.
tim pool
No.
phil labonte
I don't know.
I don't know.
ian crossland
Vick's going to be governor of Ohio.
phil labonte
part of me thinks that it'll be that Donald Trump will be like this is kind of my guy and there won't be a significant number of people that are going to be running you know I don't think that Oh, that'd be cool.
Maybe.
ian crossland
Massey, maybe?
tim pool
He's run before.
ian crossland
I don't think Massey wants to, but people are going to be calling for him to run.
tim pool
He won't.
I think Rubio would.
And Rubio's going to be more of the neocon type.
J.D. Vance is going to be more of the mega populist type.
And maybe it'll be Vance.
ian crossland
And they're both really loved in the party.
That makes a lot of sense.
tim pool
Yeah.
phil labonte
Yeah, so a lot of it's going to come down to where the funding goes.
tim pool
We will see, my friends.
But we're going to go to that uncensored call-in show now, so smash the like button, share the show if you do like it.
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Chrissy, do you want to shout anything out?
chrissie mayr
Oh, yeah.
I've got a bunch of shows coming up.
Go to ChrissyMayor.com for tickets and stay tuned.
We've got some big things to announce maybe in a couple weeks.
ian crossland
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I'm an affiliate with this company called Zen Cleanse where I did this intestinal cleanse.
I talked about it last year.
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Go to cleansewithian.com and I end up getting a cut, like 15% or something of every sale that I make with these guys.
But I believe in this product so much, I want to just tell people to get it.
So this is just an opportunity to do both.
But cleansewithian.com.
Check it out.
If you're into cleansing your body, there's just a million ways to talk about how cool it is.
There's that.
I also want to thank you.
I'm very grateful for this opportunity, for you being here, for you supporting the show and everything.
People like me, people like Phil, people like Chrissy.
chrissie mayr
Why don't you guys team up and you could do a cast-brew coffee enema?
ian crossland
That would be awesome.
Just get tubes and like chill on the couch, like in the green room.
Maybe we'll do that for a green room episode, enemas.
Yeah, Tim's nodding.
Phil is nodding and saying no.
phil labonte
I'm Phil that remains on Twix.
I'm Phil that remains official on Instagram.
The band is All That Remains.
You can check out our new record, Antifragile.
It came out in January.
You can check it out on YouTube, Apple Music, Amazon Music, Spotify, Pandora, and Deezer.
Don't forget, the left lane is for crime.
tim pool
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Don't miss it.
We'll see y'all there.
unidentified
We'll see you next time.
Deep beneath the lost world.
Antarctica's frozen tapestries for millions of years.
tim pool
How fun.
You know what's kind of crazy?
We've got this story pulled up.
Scientists uncover a lost world hidden beneath Antarctica's frozen tapestry.
Yeah, it's really fun and it's exciting.
There's something interesting that happens after political years.
And that we've talked about, like, ratings go down in the news cycle for everybody.
And if you're doing sports or whatever, or video games and culture, you're probably doing fine because the political cycle does not matter at all.
But obviously for us, you know, we notice.
So for instance, between Rumble and IRL, we're hitting around 50k concurrence.
A few weeks ago, we were doing 60. A few weeks before that, we were doing 70. And this is just naturally what we expect.
phil labonte
Summertime.
tim pool
Summertime, man.
And it's probably going to go down.
And it'll stabilize.
ian crossland
The sun's out later.
It's until like 8.30 now.
unidentified
Right.
tim pool
And so people are like, it's 8 o 'clock.
I'm on the porch hanging with my friends.
I was working all day.
I just want to sit down.
So there are still those people that tune in.
And we're doing better than we were in 2021.
2021 and 22 views and everything went down.
And I'm just thinking about this because we're looking at the story about the lost world beneath Antarctica.
And I'm just thinking about how we kind of talk about a wide range of things.
We talked about Bigfoot a couple times.
We talk about UFOs.
But the people who talk about Trump are seeing no such decline.
unidentified
It's, it's, it's, it's...
phil labonte
Constant appetite for...
tim pool
I think they have a brain dysfunction where the only thing that exists is Trump.
So I guess what I'm trying to say is it's not political for them.
phil labonte
Some kind of anxiety disorder.
tim pool
Well, what I mean is, if you're a fan of football, you watch football every year, you've got a regular schedule, and you're constantly looking up football stuff.
If you're a UFC fan, much the same, you're tracking UFC.
The people who hate Trump don't do it for politics.
It's not about voting.
It is their world.
It is their sport.
It is their culture.
Like, hating Trump is a cultural phenomenon of a large group of people.
chrissie mayr
It's like a psychosis.
tim pool
Here we are trying to make a show about the goings-on of the world.
And you're going to have, through sane people and ebb and flow, as to, look, we had an election.
I kind of want to just go back to watching sports and stuff.
But the people like Trump are like, Trump is the world.
chrissie mayr
They're addicted.
ian crossland
A constant flow of eyeballs and income because it's this 13% of the population that latches onto fear.
And there's like, throughout history, they call them doomsayers.
People stand on the corner being like, the end is near, everything is bad.
Listen to me, I'll scare you into it.
chrissie mayr
They're like addicted to fear.
Yeah, negativity.
ian crossland
The amygdala, that freaking the people out, their lizard brain.
Do you think the world's about to end all the time?
phil labonte
I mean, look, there's the correlation of people that have...
The Democrats are like rife with that.
chrissie mayr
Liberal women in particular, like young liberal women are like the most mentally ill.
phil labonte
It's anxiety disorders.
ian crossland
Do you think that supporting the liberal...
Supporting the Democratic Party, Kamala Harris, like knowing, saying he's a threat to democracy, but then watching them become a threat to democracy by installing a candidate for their election.
Do you think that is driving people insane?
Like knowing subconsciously that they're supporting the empire?
Or is it that insane people are just drawn to do whatever the TV tells them to do?
phil labonte
Insane people are drawn to the left and they're also accepted by the left.
The left is where they say you can't It's the easy way out.
chrissie mayr
There's no accountability.
Everything rolls.
There's no discipline.
There's no daddy figures.
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