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NEW POPE IS WOKE, Pope Leo XIV Named, Old Anti-Trump Posts Go Viral | Timcast IRL
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tim pool
There is a new pope.
This is big news.
And old tweets are starting to surface of new Pope Leo showing that he was critical of the Trump administration, very pro-immigration.
He's being called a leftist, woke globalist, things like that.
Now, there's a lot of people who are Catholic coming out and saying you can't judge a 2,000-year-old institution based off of modern politics in the United States.
So there is a debate to be had.
As to whether or not he's well, because apparently also has a post where he said there's only two genders or something like that.
Or I should say he has a quote where he's like, there's only two genders.
And so people are saying, actually, maybe he's all right.
Maybe somewhere in the middle.
This isn't even the biggest story, to be completely honest.
I mean, actually, probably is the biggest.
But there's there's so much news.
OK, Letitia James is under FBI and criminal investigation now for mortgage fraud.
The largest dogfight.
This is fighter jets shooting at each other between India and Pakistan.
The largest since World War II, 125 jets in this battle.
Riots are currently breaking out in New York City.
Donald Trump has named Judge Jeanine as the interim D.C. attorney.
unidentified
Wow.
tim pool
So those are the big stories.
Then we've got a crazy story where a TikToker, some TikTok kids were pulling a prank at 3 in the morning, ringing doorbells, got shot and killed, and they arrested the homeowner saying that it was murder.
And that's been a big story today, actually, because it plays into how insane young people are getting on social media, desperate for views, to where they're actually trying to break into people's homes.
It's getting nuts out there.
And then, of course, everybody's favorite, Bernie Sanders, saying, I apologize for nothing, because he was caught flying on private jets.
And he was like, I have to do it.
unidentified
I have to.
tim pool
And he doesn't have to, so it's really funny.
So we're going to talk about all that stuff.
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Joining us tonight to talk about this and so much more, we got Nick Sorter.
nick sortor
Appreciate you having me again, Tim.
tim pool
Absolutely.
Who are you?
What do you do?
nick sortor
I'm Nick Sorter.
I'm an ex-guy.
I yell at politicians for a living.
And, you know, hopefully more of you guys are going to join me in Washington and do this stuff with me.
I can't be the only one there doing this stuff, guys.
tim pool
Indeed.
Well, thanks for hanging out.
It should be fun.
Lisa's here.
lisa reynolds
Hey, guys!
Oh, lovely.
and bring guests on the show now.
tim pool
Indeed.
Do you have a Twitter handle?
lisa reynolds
I do.
It's at Lisa Elizabeth.
I tweet intermittently.
tim pool
So everyone can follow you and tweet at you when they want to come on the show.
lisa reynolds
Oh, lovely.
tim pool
Tweeting at me.
lisa reynolds
No, actually, I really like recommendations.
So if you're going to do that, don't just say the name.
Can you tag the account of the person that you want?
Because I'll pay attention, but I'm not going to go searching for this person if you don't tag it.
So there's some advice if you're going to start sending me stuff.
tim pool
Mary's hanging out.
mary morgan
Hello, everyone.
My name is Mary Morgan.
I co-host Pop Culture Crisis here at TimCast.
We actually just joined Rumble.
We're on YouTube as well.
But I want us to have people tuning in on both platforms.
So I just want to get that out there.
First off, I'm glad that you're here, Lisa, because I was, like, worried that I would be the one Catholic here to cover the new Pope and, like, I needed to do my homework and stuff.
So we're going to be a united front.
Phil is Catholic curious.
I don't know what you're going to say, but...
lisa reynolds
You've done more.
tim pool
What about you, Nick?
nick sortor
I was raised Catholic.
I went to Catholic schools for 12 years, but after Pope Francis, I was like, you know...
I don't know.
The Catholic Church seemed to leave me a little way.
tim pool
Okay, so I'm a lapsed Catholic, but way younger than you.
So everyone here is in some...
mary morgan
Everyone here is Catholic.
phil labonte
Okay.
That's what that means.
lisa reynolds
The right one.
The right religion.
phil labonte
My name is Phil Abanti.
I'm the lead singer of the heavy metal band, All That Remains.
I'm an anti-communist, a counter-revolutionary, and apparently a Catholic curious.
mary morgan
You called yourself that.
phil labonte
Yes, I know.
tim pool
Alright, let's get into the news.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is history in the making.
Robert Provost, is that how you pronounce it?
Provost?
Of the United States is named Pope Leo XIV.
First of all, I am loving the memes.
Have you seen the Chicago memes?
I am a Chicago man.
You are too, I believe?
nick sortor
No.
tim pool
You're not?
Oh, that's right.
You're New York.
Who was I thinking?
I'm thinking somebody else.
So, everybody's been just blasting these memes off.
One of my favorite was...
The new pope, what was it, delivering the body of Christ, and it was a Giordano's deep dish pizza?
mary morgan
I'm not allowed to laugh at that, so...
nick sortor
Were any Catholics actually upset about the memes that were coming out?
There was some earlier today with the smoke rising up, and it was orange for Donald Trump.
lisa reynolds
I saw one that was white, and there was Snoop in a cardinal's robe with a baggie.
I thought that was crazy.
nick sortor
The only people that were upset about that seemed to be atheists.
For some reason, like leftist atheists?
I don't know, but the memes have been fantastic.
phil labonte
The same people that were upset when Donald Trump tweeted a picture of himself as the Pope at 10.30 on a Friday.
He's sitting at home just being like, how can I get him riled up?
tim pool
Trump said he didn't do that.
He was like, I don't know who did that.
Someone did as a joke.
So what?
mary morgan
Someone running his account for him?
tim pool
Yeah, they're posting memes.
lisa reynolds
More than one person probably has access to his account.
nick sortor
I won't say who it is, but the White House account is run by one person.
I'm not going to say who it is.
phil labonte
I know who it was.
It was Big Balls.
nick sortor
It had to be Big Balls.
tim pool
So, in Doge.
So there's been a bunch of people have been surfacing old posts.
We've got this one from 2015.
Cardinal Dolenz from Robert Prevost.
Why Donald Trump's anti-immigrant rhetoric is so problematic.
We've got Jack Posobiec saying, here is Pope Leo's last retweet.
And he retweeted Rocco Palmon, as Trump and Bukele use Oval to, laughing emoji, Fed's illicit deportation of a U.S. resident.
Once an undocked Salvadorian himself, now D.C. Avelio asks, do you not see the suffering?
Is your conscience not disturbed?
How can you stay quiet?
We have this article from the New York Times.
J.D. Vance is wrong.
The pope appears uneasy with Trump immigration policies.
So a lot of people are saying this is a woke pope.
We got a woke pope.
What are we going to do?
And there's been a few different views of this.
Obviously, we've got the Crescentines are loving it.
Tweeting out, Dear MAGA, Pope Leo, formerly Cardinal Robert Prevost, demonstrated a strong commitment to supporting migrants, particularly Venezuelan refugees, fleeing economic hardship.
He was noted for his special concern for these individuals, emphasizing assistance and integration into the community.
He says, here's him saying, J.D. Vance is wrong.
Jesus doesn't ask us to rank our love for others.
He says, the new pope also posted about Trump's immigration policies being problematic.
Additionally, the new pope also retweeted a post asking how one's conscience can't be disturbed by what Trump is doing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you get it.
The liberals.
I love this.
I love this.
Okay, this one's for the Catholics in the room.
Atheist liberals are praising the Catholic Pope, and Catholics are criticizing his past tweets.
lisa reynolds
Some Catholics.
tim pool
Some Catholics.
lisa reynolds
Like Michael Knowles and stuff is like, you know, give it time.
tim pool
They're not praising his tweets, though.
lisa reynolds
No, they're not praising his tweets.
mary morgan
Why would they praise them?
lisa reynolds
But they're praising other things, like that he's a registered Republican, that he, like Mary was telling me, he wore all the traditional regalia, he's super pro-life.
Like, there's some people that are happy with him that are Catholic.
I'm just saying the atheists, anybody that's a liberal is just going to...
Pile onto any smidgen of anything that's anti-Trump.
nick sortor
We're citing the Krasenstein brothers here.
lisa reynolds
They're the worst.
Can they just go away?
nick sortor
The kings of engagement bait on X. That's all it is.
tim pool
That's the point.
Liberal grifters are praising the Pope.
Is that a win?
phil labonte
But the thing is, look, one of the most important things to Catholics right now is the fact that he's pro-life.
I would imagine that that has to be something that...
lisa reynolds
Well, they all should be.
phil labonte
Yes, of course they should be, but there's...
Catholics around the world are questioning about whether or not they are pro-life.
nick sortor
I could be wrong.
phil labonte
They say they're Catholic and they say they're pro-life.
lisa reynolds
They're like cafeteria Catholics.
They're not like pro-life.
mary morgan
I agree with the people who are cautioning against imposing an American political paradigm over an institution that has existed for 2,000 years and transcends that paradigm.
It's also worrying to me that...
This is the first American pope.
Not because there's anything inherently wrong with that, but I think it will be weaponized by grifters, as you said.
They would like for our new pope to basically become a battering ram that they can use against Trump.
And they also want to pit Catholics, especially American Catholics, against their president using this loyalty.
Using the loyalty card.
Are you going to be loyal to your president and your nation, or are you going to be loyal to your pope and your church?
And I disagree with that dichotomy.
Like, that's a false dichotomy to begin with.
But it will be used and weaponized against lay Catholics in America.
So that was worrying, and it also came completely out of left field that...
He is American, because that was one of the main reasons why he wasn't considered a frontrunner.
lisa reynolds
Yeah, there's articles.
tim pool
We do have this, real quick, sorry.
This is, Billboard Chris tweeted this out, a statement from Pub Leo, quote, the promotion of gender ideology is confusing because it seeks to create genders that don't exist.
And, uh...
mary morgan
Well, that's, okay, that's a waste, but it's like...
I think, like, people don't realize, even if there were a cardinal who were...
Privately liberal on issues of abortion or gay marriage or what have you, they would never publicly say that.
So they would publicly at the very least pay lip service to reflecting the church's teaching on those issues.
lisa reynolds
My mom wants me to say this real quick.
She's like, by the way, he's pro-BLM and he's a George Floyd sympathizer.
tim pool
So, hold on.
nick sortor
This is a tweet from March of 2020.
March of 2020, we're citing a retweet from March of 2020.
tim pool
Keep that in mind.
And hold on, he blessed the family of George Floyd, which I think is the Christian thing to do, even if they're your enemies, right?
mary morgan
He is not really known for making a lot of public statements, so people are just kind of speculating at this point and haven't waited for...
A time to, like, actually observe him leading.
Jumping to conclusions.
tim pool
Let me point out what Billboard Chris also mentioned in his tweet.
He says, Citing homosexual lifestyle, alternative families comprised of same-sex partners and their adopted children.
As a bishop in Chicleo, a city in northwestern Peru, he opposed a government plan to add teachings on gender in schools.
Quote, the promotion of gender ideology is confusing because it seeks to create genders that don't exist.
So it actually sounds like he may be based.
I don't like the immigration stuff, but other than that, he may actually be based.
mary morgan
Well, Francis said similar things.
Francis was outspokenly, obviously, pro-life.
Like, these are...
Basic issues that the Catholic Church leaders are at least publicly united on.
What I'm concerned about is what Catholics are divided on, especially as an American.
I mean, there are 1.4 billion Catholics, and the vast majority of them, myself included, do not pay close attention to ecclesial politics.
tim pool
1.4 billion Catholics?
mary morgan
Yeah.
tim pool
No, that can't be right.
mary morgan
That's true.
unidentified
Wow.
mary morgan
1.4 billion Catholics, and the vast majority of them...
Don't pay attention to this stuff very closely, and that's me too.
I was hoping and praying for a pope who is going to lift restrictions on the traditional Latin Mass, because I think that a lot of young people are flocking to that.
And it should have a fostered revival in the U.S. or in the West in general.
So protecting traditional liturgy.
And then...
Possibly one who is quiet.
Like, maybe one who comments less to the media.
tim pool
1.406.
Yeah, crazy.
I didn't know that.
unidentified
Wow.
lisa reynolds
Cardinal Sarah?
I think that's who I was rooting for.
mary morgan
That's who a lot of people were rooting for, but it was unlikely.
lisa reynolds
I know.
mary morgan
Already.
I mean, a lot of...
Traditional-leaning Catholics are thinking, obviously this isn't what we were hoping for, but we weren't expecting the best case scenario anyway, so we're going to be cautiously optimistic or just neutral for now before we can actually observe his leadership.
lisa reynolds
I feel like last week there was an article out, or somebody was talking about how there's no shot that there would ever be an American pope.
mary morgan
I thought so.
lisa reynolds
I don't remember where I read it or heard it, but they were saying that's because they didn't want to give Trump any more power.
mary morgan
He was elected very quickly, which made me think, is he popular among these cardinals because they see the potential to use him against Trump?
nick sortor
This is one of the questions that I've gotten all day today.
How likely is it that somebody like this could be, or a conclave, could be infiltrated by somebody like George Soros, for example?
mary morgan
Infiltrated?
In what way?
nick sortor
Infiltrated.
I mean, you know...
mary morgan
He's actually there?
nick sortor
No, not that he's actually there.
I mean, I'm not saying it was going to be Pope Soros or anything like that, but, you know, talking about the fact that, okay, yes, there is a, I think, a viable, realistic argument to say that the reason that you would put in an American pope right now is to counter the Trump agenda, to pit Americans against each other, but who would...
Who could possibly coordinate that?
How would that even take place?
What goes on inside of a conclave where they could possibly work together to do something like that?
lisa reynolds
I mean, if you watch any of the old stuff, there was plenty of corruption.
I mean, they're human.
They are not infallible.
mary morgan
There is precedent for it as well because some people believe the new bishop for the Diocese of Washington...
He was appointed specifically around D.C., around our capital, as I said, kind of an anti-Trump figure in the church.
And I don't want to speak on it because I don't know the details, but there would be precedent for that already.
nick sortor
Okay, so those conspiracy theories aren't necessarily unfounded or totally, you know, just extremely far out.
mary morgan
There are infiltrators.
There are corrupt people.
That's indisputable.
That's definitely true.
lisa reynolds
And I think it's always been that way too though.
mary morgan
It's always been that way but there's a new character to it now that we're in this like globalized world with globalized communication and I'm pretty sure it was like over a hundred of the cardinals who were voting were appointed or elevated rather by Pope Francis.
So already allied with him and probably aligned with him.
On a lot of issues in his general perspective.
I was hoping, and I could find out that this was a great choice later on, I was hoping that the new Pope elected would either be quiet and not comment to the media, or if he's outspoken at all, be outspoken on the Islamization of the West, mass apostasy in the West.
The pro-life and gay issues aside, because that's already a given, and then also protecting traditional liturgy, which is the only thing that I think is really bringing young people back into the faith.
In the West, at least.
tim pool
Well, one of the big trends that we've talked about quite a bit is that young people are shifting further and further to the rights.
There was a poll that we talked about a couple weeks ago where faith in Jesus Christ was on the rise among Gen Z. Which is interesting because it was not about ages.
It was about the generation.
Meaning when you look at a poll that tracks 18 and 29, what you're looking at is an ever-moving tide of people.
And so 29-year-olds become 30. They don't count anymore.
And so, of course, you'll end up seeing if younger people are more conservative, that number goes up.
But among Gen Z, as they're aging, they're more likely to adopt Christianity as their faith.
Very interesting stuff.
Let's jump to this next story from The Guardian.
Federal prosecutors opened criminal investigation into New York Attorney General Letitia James.
Lock her up!
And another bit of news.
I don't know if you guys saw this.
New York State just slipped, I think it's $10 million, into their state budget to pay her legal bills.
unidentified
Jesus.
tim pool
So it is happening.
For those that have been saying, why won't Pam Bondi and the DOJ go after these corrupt people?
It hath begun.
They're going after Letitia James for mortgage fraud.
She filled out paperwork claiming that a primary residence was going to be in Norfolk, Virginia, while she was the New York AG.
You can't do that.
And so it was Bill Pulte, who's the head of, what is it?
What's his department?
nick sortor
Federal Housing Finance Administration.
tim pool
Amazing!
I cannot believe it.
That the first, maybe, actually, I think Doge are the first criminal recommendations.
But I suppose one of the biggest, the first actual play against the corruption from the Democratic Party came from...
Housing.
unidentified
Yeah.
nick sortor
No, it's pretty incredible here.
I mean, you look at it.
So this happened in the accusations being made against her was that she considered her primary residence to be in Virginia in 2023.
Now, she became AG in 2019.
So, you know, four years later, and she was doing this as she was prosecuting Trump for a similar but much lesser crime.
tim pool
The exact same thing.
nick sortor
But on a much lesser scale is my point.
You know, this is blatant fraud.
This is mortgage fraud.
You know, we've got insurance.
We're talking about Virginia, which is famous for not being the state of New York.
New York state statute actually requires that you, if you're an elected official, your primary residence must be in the state of New York or your seat could be declared vacant by the legislature.
So, I mean, she's actually...
In some sort of, it's possible for her to even lose her seat over this.
lisa reynolds
And this isn't the only thing she did, though.
She lied about how many units were in a property.
She said it was four when it was supposed to be, when it actually had five, so that she could get a more residential loan to save her tons of money.
And she did the same thing with the insurance, so the insurance was less.
She's done this on multiple levels, and I'm finally happy they did something about it.
I first heard about this, Sean, that was on last night, reported about it, like, I don't know, a month ago, that they found it.
But, yeah, she's in a lot of trouble.
nick sortor
This isn't enough, though.
That's what I want to say.
Like, I don't want to celebrate this too much yet, because they have to actually put these people in cuffs.
That's what Americans want.
That's what middle America wants.
When I talk to them, and I spend a lot of time talking to these people.
I'm from Kentucky.
I talk to them.
My dad is even asking me, like, when are we going to see perp walks?
When are we going to see these people being arrested?
Because we haven't actually seen an arrest of any corrupt politicians yet, at least on the federal level.
We heard something earlier today that me and Tim...
Before we're on, you're talking about in Texas, I believe, that Attorney General— Oh, yeah, six—what was it?
tim pool
Six Democrats were indicted for fraud, including a judge.
phil labonte
Yeah.
nick sortor
We need that on the federal level.
We have this here.
You know, even if you're talking about these files that are on the desk, ready to be processed, you know, give the American people something.
We need to start seeing these perp walks.
And, you know, I know there's a lot to go through, but, man, just come on.
phil labonte
How about lock them up?
unidentified
Lock them up!
phil labonte
I mean, it is important to actually produce results for the American people.
There are people that really, really want to see some kind of justice.
There's so many assumed crimes, and there are a lot of people that are...
That just don't have the patience that they should, to be honest with you.
Because it does take...
You want them to have a solid case.
It takes time to produce a case.
Just because you're like, well, we know, and this happened and that happened.
It takes time to go and actually run down the information, go and actually follow up and make sure that you have a case.
Because you don't want to have these people get arrested and then walk.
Or to have some kind of problem procedurally.
lisa reynolds
They've had all this information for so long now.
phil labonte
I get it, but at the same time, you want to make sure that you have them dead to rights.
Because if you don't, and they find some way to get around, everyone's going to be way more pissed about that.
lisa reynolds
A lot of these people have statute of limitations that are like, the clock is ticking.
Like, we need to get these people...
tim pool
I agree, Phil, but I think we're well past that kind of decorum in that when they went after Trump, they just made it all up.
So the idea that...
nick sortor
They found the person and then found the crime later.
That's what they did to Donald Trump.
tim pool
Donald Trump, when he was charged with the business records, 34 felonies, those weren't felonies.
They just literally fabricated fake crimes and then convicted him.
So I'm at the point where I'm like, I literally don't care.
They could literally come out and be like, she's guilty.
And I go, okay.
nick sortor
Well, you think about it.
tim pool
The Democrats did it.
I mean, that's what they've done.
phil labonte
I mean, I want to see results, and I want to see results that stick.
So I get that people are impatient, but I want to see people actually going to jail.
And the best way to ensure that people go to jail is to have an airtight case, or as close to an airtight case as you can.
nick sortor
Well, you know, we're still having elections.
We're having a lot of local elections that are happening.
We're having state elections.
You've got gubernatorial elections coming up here.
And if we don't see results, if people that went out to vote for Trump in November, if they don't see tangible results, In terms of arrests, a lot of people voted for arrests.
That's what they want to see.
I mean, that was one of the biggest issues.
Right behind immigration was weeding out corruption in the federal government.
And if they don't see any results, why are they going to go out and vote?
lisa reynolds
Because they're going to feel like they've been lied to.
It doesn't matter how airtight your case is or how much evidence you have.
You put Letitia James in front of a jury, right?
In front of a jury.
In New York, she's getting off no matter what.
tim pool
Why New York?
nick sortor
You can move the venue, right?
tim pool
West Virginia.
That's what they did to Trump.
Let's have her criminally tried in West Virginia.
We'll see.
lisa reynolds
We'll see.
But if they do it in New York or if they do it in New York...
nick sortor
Actually, they might...
Or they could possibly do it in Jersey, too.
If they do it in New Jersey, who's the...
I mean, think about that.
New Jersey.
lisa reynolds
Unless it's South Jersey.
nick sortor
No, no, no.
tim pool
The location of the crime.
lisa reynolds
Yeah.
tim pool
So she was trying to buy a house in Virginia, but what bank was she using and where was she filing?
It could be New York or Virginia.
lisa reynolds
But if you put her in front of a jury in New York, forget it.
I mean, they're going to love her.
tim pool
The jurors will literally stand up and the judge will say, how do you find the defendant?
Guilty, but she's free to go because we don't care.
lisa reynolds
100%.
100%.
nick sortor
Now, the reason that I say New Jersey is because they're definitely going to move it out of New York.
They're not going to have it in New York.
They might agree on some middle ground there.
If you put Alina Abba up there, I'm telling you, at a minimum, you're going to rip her to shreds.
I'm just saying, it's going to be embarrassing.
lisa reynolds
A judge would have to approve change of venue, and the judges won't do that to her.
Like, I don't think, I could never see it going out outside of New York.
It depends on where she finds it.
nick sortor
You were talking about ticks earlier, Tim.
Look at that.
I got ticks on the pen here.
lisa reynolds
Are you kidding?
phil labonte
It's on me right now.
tim pool
What is a tick?
nick sortor
Yeah, it's on the pen.
lisa reynolds
Go get rid of it.
tim pool
Smash it.
Kill it.
lisa reynolds
You can't smash them.
unidentified
Crush it.
lisa reynolds
You can't crush ticks.
You gotta drown them or burn them.
phil labonte
You can cut them in half.
tim pool
Okay, drop them in that coke.
lisa reynolds
Here, put it in this thing.
tim pool
I told you that it's tall grass in tick season.
lisa reynolds
Jesus.
tim pool
Don't let them escape.
Just drop it.
unidentified
Burn them.
lisa reynolds
Of course, it's me or me.
nick sortor
Here you go.
lisa reynolds
No.
tim pool
Close that.
It's tick season right now.
I told you.
lisa reynolds
You drown that thing.
mary morgan
Are there more?
unidentified
I'm terrified.
phil labonte
No, that's the last one on the whole property.
lisa reynolds
Is it in there?
I think you screwed it in the cap.
phil labonte
We got him, Mary.
nick sortor
I think that's a pretty good place for him.
lisa reynolds
No, it's screwed in the cap, I think, somehow.
It was just skeeving me up.
tim pool
In the cap, what do you mean?
lisa reynolds
Like, he was crawling on the cap when he twisted it on.
tim pool
Like, you smashed him?
lisa reynolds
I don't know.
phil labonte
Hopefully.
lisa reynolds
They don't really smash like that, though.
tim pool
Yeah, they don't.
No, they don't.
lisa reynolds
No, they really don't.
phil labonte
If they're big, you can't kill them with your fingers, but if you get a rock and a hammer, they will smash.
tim pool
Okay.
lisa reynolds
All right.
tim pool
Anyway, Letitia James, not unlike an insect that sucks blood, is causing great problems for our country and deserves to be in prison.
phil labonte
Yes.
I completely agree.
I just want, like I said, my concern is I want these things, these prosecutions to be effective.
And I understand we can all come up with all kinds of ways where they should be.
And, you know, the American people would be fine if they bent the rules, whatever.
I just want to make sure that these people actually go to jail for breaking the law.
nick sortor
Yeah, but this really shows you how sure she was that Donald Trump was never going to be president.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
nick sortor
She was actively committing federal crimes.
I mean, obvious federal crimes while she was prosecuting Donald Trump.
That is the most insane part about this.
It's unbelievable.
I mean, actually, it's totally believable, to be honest.
phil labonte
Well, I mean, the Democrats have felt like they're above the law, and I think that even though they reject the idea completely when you present them with it, I think that underneath that, they kind of felt like, well, yeah, you know, it's okay when we do it.
There's always been a hierarchy when it comes to Democrats and Republicans, or not always.
The last 20, maybe 25 years, there's been a hierarchy when it comes to Democrats and Republicans.
When Democrats do it, it's okay.
when republicans do it throw the book at them look at what happened with the whole summer of love there's all kinds of rioting and and firebombing of federal buildings and stuff and there's a then on january 6th there's a riot at the at the capitol and all those people get wrapped up right you know they're chasing them down going to their house six months later whatever they wrapped everybody up that they could there is a there has been a hierarchy and democrats have expected that Are we getting back into the summer of love, Tim?
tim pool
I don't know.
nick sortor
2.0?
tim pool
I don't know yet.
It's hard to say.
We had the Tesla terror attack, so that's indicative of yes.
But the far-left protests in Portland and UW were actually fairly weak.
nick sortor
Yeah, well, I mean, you look at what's going on in New York right now as we speak.
tim pool
Oh, right.
There's riots currently right now.
Yeah, here we go.
Look at this.
But New York's always been rather tame.
nick sortor
But NYPD's actually moving in.
tim pool
They do this.
Anyway, yeah, riots right now are happening in New York, so.
nick sortor
But talk about what happened yesterday.
This is what I mean.
This is where the difference happened, where yesterday they stormed into that library at Columbia University, and they weren't allowed back out unless they identified themselves.
And if they wouldn't identify themselves, they were arrested for trespassing.
And then ICE put detainers on all of them, so now they have their identities, because if you get arrested, you're unmasked.
They have your identity.
tim pool
Did you guys see that story about...
The teenager, the 19 year old who got pulled over.
Didn't have a license.
Lied about having one.
Turns out her and her whole family were illegal immigrants.
They're being deported.
My response was, can we launch a GiveSend to go for the ICE agents?
nick sortor
But the way the LA Times posted it, I don't know if you saw the headline on that.
It's like, undocumented immigrant takes a wrong turn and ends up being arrested by ICE.
It's like, okay, yeah, took a wrong turn, driving without a license, been in the country.
tim pool
It was Detroit woman took wrong turn, ends up deported.
And it's like, what are you not telling me?
nick sortor
That was also a wrong turn that was into a military base.
I don't know if they told you that part.
tim pool
Was that the story?
nick sortor
Yeah.
tim pool
Because the Detroit woman accidentally drove into Canada.
nick sortor
No, this is a different story.
So this is another wrong turn story.
This one was from today.
Even Bill Malugin from Fox was ripping it apart on X. He's like, oh, well, here's a part of the time that the LA Times didn't tell you about.
So is the one you're talking about Detroit or are you talking about the one from LA from today?
tim pool
A Detroit woman, I'm doing air quotes for those who are just listening, drove...
On the bridge that accidentally went to Canada.
And when she turned around, they said, who are you?
And she was like...
And they're like, you're an illegal immigrant.
You're getting deported.
nick sortor
So she tried to cross another border illegally.
tim pool
She accidentally tried to cross the border and they caught her.
nick sortor
More of that.
More of that.
I want the fear of God into these people.
That's the only way they're going to self-deport.
If they're constantly living in fear, if you're here illegally and you're living in fear that you're going to be...
It is much better.
This is a PSA for all the illegals watching right now.
It is much less nice to be deported by ICE, held in a jail.
I think one of the places you go first, what, you go to, like, Louisiana, and they hold you in an ice facility for a few weeks, and then they send you to whatever country.
phil labonte
So I saw a tweet by someone, his name's Johnny Mag on X, and he was talking about a D.C. restaurant owner says that Ice visited his...
Employees are scared and might not come back to work.
So he's admitting that he's probably hiring illegally.
They should arrest the store owner and he should face jail time.
There are people out there that will swear up and down that Republicans don't want that, "Well, I don't care what you call me.
I want people that employ illegal immigrants to go to jail." Knowingly.
Yeah, knowingly, yes.
Thank you.
lisa reynolds
They all know.
mary morgan
Well, it's kind of a don't ask, don't tell situation.
tim pool
If they've got fake Social Security cards and they're defrauding the business owner, what Isn't there E-Verify?
nick sortor
Yeah.
mary morgan
In D.C.?
nick sortor
I'm pretty sure that's a federal...
phil labonte
The point is, look, if these people won't...
If the people that are here illegally cannot find work, that is more pressure to self-deport them.
The government should be applying pressure in every way it possibly can to get the people that are here illegally to leave.
serge du preez
I got it.
tim pool
We'll deport the business owner.
phil labonte
Get him out of here!
nick sortor
So I don't know if you saw this part, but one of those business owners in D.C. is Nora O'Donnell's husband.
You know, the fake CBS News.
phil labonte
Oh, really?
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
phil labonte
Send them both at you.
nick sortor
Right, and so they initially tried to say, oh, it's political, it's weaponization of government.
It's like, okay, so are you admitting that your husband is hiring illegals?
I probably wouldn't touch this story if I were you, Nora.
I would maybe not highlight the fact that your husband's hiring illegals.
mary morgan
So is E-Verify only for businesses with a certain minimum of employees?
lisa reynolds
I think it's for anybody.
serge du preez
Anybody.
lisa reynolds
Yeah, I think it's for anybody, yeah.
I'm pretty sure.
serge du preez
I think we should create the right incentive structure to get people to self-deport.
That's the biggest thing.
lisa reynolds
Are they doing it already, though?
nick sortor
$1,000 in a free one-way flight?
serge du preez
Yeah, I mean, I think that that might work for some people, but there are going to be people that can say, oh, well, if I think about this logically, if I stay here for this amount of time, I earn over $1,000 really easily under the table.
You know what I mean?
So I'm just saying we have to come up with the right incentive to make it happen.
I don't know what that is.
lisa reynolds
How about you're going to get arrested and be in jail forever?
serge du preez
That doesn't scare a lot of people.
Some people are illegal as hell every single day.
nick sortor
Do you know how much it costs to deport somebody?
serge du preez
Yeah, it's like $17,000.
nick sortor
Crazy.
serge du preez
Yeah, I know.
nick sortor
Wild.
serge du preez
Why?
So we have to at least start meeting them at $17,000 or something like that to get them to leave.
mary morgan
We have to.
A lot of Indians already left.
Employers who have self-reported they have at least five employees at the time they enrolled in the program.
Businesses with fewer than five employees are not included in the database.
If a business has multiple locations, it doesn't necessarily mean that all of them will be enrolled.
So there are just a lot of ways that you can create loopholes and then, like, create a different LLC over here and shift things around and get around it.
nick sortor
The federal government hasn't been enforcing it for the longest time anyway, so people just really end up worrying about it.
tim pool
Let's jump to the story for the New York Times.
Texas Attorney General announces vote fraud and harvesting charges.
A county judge, two city council members, and a former county election administrator are among Ken Paxton's targets as he elevates his election integrity accusations to criminality.
A half dozen people, including a county judge, as we know, vote harvesting.
The charges surprised Latino voting rights activists who had insisted that a series of law enforcement raids and political operatives and voting organizers, some who were in their 70s and 80s, appeared to have been political.
At the time, the League of United Latin American Citizens, one of the nation's oldest Latino civil rights organizations, said that officers conducting the raids took cell phones, computers, documents, etc.
Now five people, all with ties to Democratic candidates, are accused of illegal vote harvesting.
It's beginning.
You were saying this a moment ago.
It's got to get to the federal level.
But this is good news that Ken Paxton is doing this in Texas.
And I think if you stop the voter fraud, Democrats never win again.
nick sortor
And plus the fact that we're deporting all of their voters, that kind of helps too.
tim pool
Well, this is the issue.
They're not their voters.
Illegal immigrants boost their electoral vote count and their congressional seats.
So it's not that illegal immigrants vote.
It's that it gives them...
But barely.
Yeah, the issue is they're counted in the census.
And this is, look, I'm going to tell you, this is a mistake conservatives keep making.
Democrats don't want illegal immigrants to vote.
That means they can vote against them.
They want illegal immigrants who count towards the census in a Democrat-majority district so they can't vote.
So the illegal immigrants come in, have no say, are ruled over by a congressman who shouldn't even have a seat because there's not enough people.
That bolsters the number, and then they vote for a Democrat for president.
nick sortor
Why isn't there enough political capital to actually change that?
What do we need to do to change that?
tim pool
Let me tell you.
I want you all at home to imagine you're playing a game of Monopoly with me.
I'll be the banker.
I'm going to keep pulling money out of the bank and putting it on my side no matter what you do.
You want to keep playing?
unidentified
No.
tim pool
How do I keep winning?
Well, you're cheating.
Exactly.
How are the Democrats able to muster up congressional bills, federal bills, pass things in Congress?
They have extra congressional seats from bringing in.
Sure, but...
nick sortor
From a level of the federal government, do you need an amendment to change this, or do you just need an act of Congress, just a regular act of Congress?
tim pool
Neither.
You need a president.
nick sortor
Only citizens account toward the electoral vote.
tim pool
Trump tried that.
And the Supreme Court blocked him in his first term.
lisa reynolds
That needs to be a legislative action.
tim pool
That's what I mean.
nick sortor
Is it just a basic legislative action?
lisa reynolds
For that, yes.
tim pool
And the Republicans could do it right now.
Why won't they?
lisa reynolds
I don't know.
nick sortor
They're not doing anything right now.
That's the worst part about this, you ask.
I mean, okay, well, you know, we can have this argument, but I swear this is a hill that I'm going to have.
tim pool
Hold on, who's doing the UFO stuff?
nick sortor
Who cares?
unidentified
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
nick sortor
Anna Ponglina Luna.
tim pool
Eric Burleson?
lisa reynolds
Burleson, yes.
tim pool
See?
You see, there you go.
No, Anna Paulina is too busy trying to get women's special privileges to not show up to Congress.
lisa reynolds
She was debating coming on your morning show today, but she had to fly somewhere.
tim pool
I have tremendous respect for all the very, very great things that she's done.
I will admit that she is one of the best we have in Congress, but I am offended by her efforts to get Congress to vote remote.
nick sortor
If you want to talk about a slippery slope, that is a slippery slope right there.
And the fact that we killed an entire legislative week just because we had to deal with that little pet project, honestly, it changed my opinion of it.
It changed a lot of people's opinion on it.
Focus, guys.
Come on.
lisa reynolds
I like her, too.
I just don't think that women should be in Congress at all anyway.
phil labonte
She's a repeal of the 19s.
lisa reynolds
Oh, I am.
I really think that.
After being there and working on the Hill, as long as I did, A, I should have never been there, and women definitely should.
I've heard a woman senator speak at the event we were at today, and she was nice and lovely and cute, and I'm thinking...
Man, you should really not be here.
You should be home.
nick sortor
Well, I mean, you keep seeing that.
phil labonte
Who's that?
nick sortor
Brittany Peterson that keeps mugging around her child on the house floor, carrying it around as a prop while going, I can't bring him here because he'll get sick.
And then yesterday, she's doing this.
I'm in the middle of an interview with the New York Times.
Watch this video of me changing my baby on the office floor.
lisa reynolds
It's so inappropriate.
tim pool
Resign.
nick sortor
If you can't do the job, resign.
This is not for you.
tim pool
I want you all to imagine this.
I want you to imagine, what's her name?
Brittany?
nick sortor
Brittany Peterson.
tim pool
Brittany Peterson.
She gets hired as a firefighter.
And they're like, we've got a burning building.
And she's bouncing her baby.
She's like, let me go in.
I can't bring my baby into the fire, but I have to.
nick sortor
I'm going to fight the fire by proxy.
lisa reynolds
It's honestly, it's like using your baby as a prop, though.
It's like it's exploiting the child.
tim pool
Her baby is very cute.
lisa reynolds
Cool.
It feels very performative in general.
unidentified
It does.
lisa reynolds
And you shouldn't have your...
tim pool
Ma 'am, you have a very cute child.
Now leave.
nick sortor
That proxy voting thing wasn't just for women, though.
That was the thing that she kept saying, oh, it's only for women.
It's for new moms.
No, it's also for dads.
So you can have, you know, you can have your wife pop out a baby and you get to take off work for the next, you know, eight weeks.
lisa reynolds
I didn't like proxy voting during COVID.
There was lots of things and they gave up some, they allowed proxy voting during COVID.
And that was terrible, too.
We shouldn't have it.
You're elected to go there, be present for the votes and vote.
That's what you need to do.
You're not giving your vote to somebody else who can change it.
I mean, obviously, they would see how you changed their vote, but you can't give up your vote like that.
nick sortor
You work like six days a month.
lisa reynolds
That's not true.
That's a lie.
nick sortor
It's actually not a lie.
It's not a myth.
Okay, I'm sorry.
You go out and get...
lisa reynolds
It's 100% a myth.
And they're on recess, right?
Like, no, they're in their districts, and they're working their butts off, and they're actually meeting...
unidentified
Oh, I'm sure.
I'm sure.
lisa reynolds
I work there with them forever.
It's my busiest time.
tim pool
Hold on.
Do you mean working their butts off as in calling donors?
lisa reynolds
No.
Well, they do do that.
But that's only every...
tim pool
They do do that.
lisa reynolds
They do do that.
But I will say, but that's only like every other year.
Right?
So, but when they are on recess, they're meeting with businesses, they're meeting with constituents.
I think that that was some of our busiest times.
tim pool
Who did you work for?
lisa reynolds
I worked for Congressman Gerlach, Congressman Costello, and Randy Weber.
tim pool
So you're saying, I worked for these three good dudes who worked hard, the rest of them suck.
lisa reynolds
No, I mean, there's a lot of people that work like that.
tim pool
And they're all largely on the Republican side, you say?
lisa reynolds
Yeah, Brandi Weber has the furthest right ideology score in all of Congress.
tim pool
Oh, we must really like him.
Did he look in the eyes and say, women shouldn't be in Congress?
lisa reynolds
No, but he would probably be like, Lisa, chill out.
He's yelled at me a couple times about things.
He was on the show with me here.
nick sortor
So if you're defending members of Congress, defend their record over this past five months.
lisa reynolds
Oh, I'm not doing that.
nick sortor
They've been working really hard, haven't they?
I think they went past five bills.
Five bills?
What have they done?
lisa reynolds
Why do you want them to pass more bills?
I don't like that either.
nick sortor
I want to codify doge cuts.
I want to codify executive orders.
We're not doing that.
lisa reynolds
I want individual spending bills.
I want individual spending bills instead of these omnibuses.
I get that.
But you can't act like, oh, what are they doing?
How many bills do you pass?
The whole thing is we want less.
Things being passed.
If they're going to be obstructionary in certain ways, that's a good thing too.
You guys have to be like a little more.
phil labonte
No, that only depends on the bill because right now there are two pro-2A bills.
What is it?
Let's see.
HR 404 and HR 2395.
Both of them are pro-2A bills and they're being held up in committee by Republicans.
lisa reynolds
Yeah, that's annoying.
phil labonte
But the point is there is legislation that can be good, especially when it repeals stuff.
This is taking things off the NFA that shouldn't be on the NFA.
So it's not a matter of we don't want legislation.
It's that the legislation that we want is not going to move forward.
lisa reynolds
But you guys have to understand, people say this, like, oh, we need to get rid of the rhinos or the non-base people.
And I agree.
I would like them all gone.
I would like everybody to be a Christian nationalist.
I'd like everybody to be a Christian nationalist, okay?
But that's not going to happen.
But what you have to realize is these people that are moderates or rhinos or whatever, they are in purple districts.
And they are voting what that constituency wants.
Or they won't get re-elected, right?
So you have to understand that a lot of the agenda isn't going to be pushed.
tim pool
I don't care if they get re-elected right now.
lisa reynolds
I agree.
tim pool
If they give Trump what Trump needs, they will never lose another election again.
lisa reynolds
Okay, but they're not, but in their heads and in their hearts, they really aren't team mega.
And you have to get all of those people to agree.
That's like the hardest part.
And I think that's why Congress gets gridlocked a lot and people don't understand that, or they don't really, they...
They know what we want as a party or what we want as, like, further...
tim pool
What if we passed a bill that stated every time Congress is gridlocked, they all get a paddling?
phil labonte
A paddling?
lisa reynolds
Who are you going to get to pass it?
You see what I'm saying?
nick sortor
No, not really, because honestly, if you're that useless, if we're not doing anything anyway, what is the point of having the majority?
I don't care if you...
phil labonte
No, I agree with you on that.
tim pool
Let's disband Congress.
nick sortor
I'm good with that.
I'm good with that, too.
lisa reynolds
No, I agree.
Listen, I agree with you.
We should...
Like, take our power and run with it, right?
We should be passing everything we want right now while we have a majority.
The problem is there is a lot of people in these purple swing districts that will fight you tooth and nail and be obstructionary, not because, like, they don't like Trump, because they're so—they really feel like that in their hearts.
That's why the people—like, and their constituency, they believe, is more moderate.
They're not further right doing the things that we want.
It's— You have to understand the actual landscape of how Congress works, and it sucks.
tim pool
So what you're saying is, too many people in this country are really dumb.
lisa reynolds
Correct.
Yes!
Hold on, let me finish.
tim pool
So we have to pass laws based on stupid people who don't know what's going on, and that solves the problem.
lisa reynolds
We need people to stop voting.
We need to, like...
tim pool
This is the problem.
These members of Congress that are squishy, and they're like, listen, back home, the people there, they don't understand what you're saying.
So I'm going to vote on bills that make what they want to happen.
It's like, listen, these people were telling us two plus two equals five.
Agreed.
Here's a test.
When you go to the DMV, when you're registering to vote, before they hand you the voter registration, they say, two plus two equals what?
And if you go five, they go, never mind.
And they crumple up and throw in the garbage.
lisa reynolds
This is why we should have tests for voting in general, because honestly, the majority of the population is stupid.
tim pool
Kung Fu tests.
lisa reynolds
And they don't...
nick sortor
Should we repeal the 19th?
lisa reynolds
What?
nick sortor
Repeal the 19th?
unidentified
Yes.
nick sortor
Oh, okay.
It's pre-based.
lisa reynolds
Yeah, absolutely.
We should do a lot more repealing than just the 19th.
There's a whole bunch of...
nick sortor
Only property owners?
lisa reynolds
Yeah.
Not even property owners, but there has to be some...
We've talked about this.
tim pool
Only service guarantees citizenship.
Only those who have provided two years of civic duty in some form.
That doesn't mean military.
Nobody else can vote.
lisa reynolds
I like that.
nick sortor
Net taxpayer?
tim pool
Maybe.
But it's funny because I tweeted that.
Should only net taxpayers be allowed to vote?
And people don't understand what that means, so they all said yes.
And then we're posting, like, I paid $100 in taxes, so I get to vote.
And everyone's like, no, no, no.
lisa reynolds
No, you don't.
No, yeah, I agree.
tim pool
I do think only net taxpayers voting is actually the way to do it because if you create a system where people are getting money for free and then they can vote, they're going to vote for free money.
lisa reynolds
Correct.
tim pool
And that's communism.
That's why all communist countries collapse.
Because what is it?
You run out of someone else's money?
lisa reynolds
Yes.
tim pool
That's what happens.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
There was this great story, maybe an internet urban legend, where a teacher was teaching a lesson on economics, socialism, and communism, and said, starting now, we're going to switch from the capitalist grading system to a socialist grading system.
I will now average out the grade of everyone in the class, and everyone will get the same grade.
So the hard workers take a test.
They get A's.
The average people get C's and the slackers fail.
He says, okay, everybody ended up with a C-.
So the average people were like, whatever.
The hard workers were like, what?
I busted my ass for this.
And the slackers went, woohoo!
So the next time the test came around, the hard workers were just like, I'm not going to bother.
I'll just get a C if I do nothing.
Then everyone got a D because people were just slacking off.
By the next test, everybody failed because nobody cared anymore.
And everyone said, what's the point?
If I work really hard, I get nothing anyway.
nick sortor
But now if you're a socialist, everybody gets a free private jet.
That's how we operate now.
We segue into old Bernie there.
I can't believe that was real.
tim pool
Let me grab it.
We have this story from the Post Millennial.
Bernie Sanders has no apologies for using private jets on Fight Oligarchy Tour.
Did they not embed the tweet?
Come on, guys.
Post Millennial.
Katie, what are you doing?
He self-proclaimed Democratic Socialist Bernie Sanders defended his use of private jets.
He spent more than $221,000 on luxury aircraft with him and AOC.
He made an appearance on Fox News.
We have the video here.
nick sortor
Obviously, there is a lot to be.
tim pool
Okay, I'm not going to dig through that.
So I'll just find the post on X because it's funny.
And Bernie Sanders, he said, I apologize for nothing.
So here's what I ended up doing.
I actually looked up the jets they were using.
Guys, let me tell you.
The jets they were using.
There's a better one than that.
Let me find this one.
bernie sanders
You and you run a campaign and you do three or four or five rallies in a week.
unidentified
Can you get the screen?
bernie sanders
When you run a campaign and you do three or four or five rallies in a week, the only way you can get around to talk to 30,000 people.
Think I'm going to be sitting on a waiting line at United?
lisa reynolds
Yes.
bernie sanders
Waiting, you know, while 30,000 people are waiting.
That's the only way you can get around.
No apologies for that.
That's what campaign travel is about.
We've done it in the past.
We're going to do it in the future.
unidentified
And you think that this is hitting a mark?
You think it's scratching the itch that voters want to hear from?
bernie sanders
I think at a time when the people on top are doing phenomenally well.
When seniors, working class people are struggling, people want to hear...
tim pool
From a guy flying on private jets!
Come on!
bernie sanders
...to stand up to the people who have the wealth and the power and create an economy that works for all of us, not just the people on top.
tim pool
What a smarmy scumbag.
So I looked up this jet.
It looks like a...
I think it's N604XT is the tail number.
Let's do this again.
Let's see.
lisa reynolds
Doesn't he have like two mansions too?
One on a lake?
tim pool
Three.
lisa reynolds
Three.
Okay, right.
nick sortor
Bombardier Challenger.
tim pool
It's a Challenger 604.
Challenger, right?
bernie sanders
Yep.
tim pool
So it's a Challenger 604.
So let's take a look.
Let me pull up an image of that one.
mary morgan
Is his excuse that him and AOC just need the security?
phil labonte
No, they need the time.
It's the fast.
It's fast.
tim pool
Ladies and gentlemen, look at this!
Now, let me tell you.
Let me tell you guys.
I was talking about this earlier today because I sometimes fly private.
And have you flown with me before, Phil?
We've gone someplace.
lisa reynolds
Must be nice.
unidentified
Must be nice, guys.
lisa reynolds
I'm invited on the next one.
tim pool
We don't fly on these.
These are extremely expensive.
So when I call the broker and say, I'm going to New York next week.
I'm doing a series of shows.
Phil will be handling the Friday show next week.
So we call our broker and I say, I've got to get to New York in an hour because we've got to do the morning show and then I have to be there in an hour to do these other shows.
lisa reynolds
You have to do that morning show.
tim pool
I absolutely do.
lisa reynolds
Okay, good.
tim pool
Yeah.
It's going to be a good one.
unidentified
Yes.
tim pool
Right.
So I can't cancel.
I think we have members of Congress coming.
lisa reynolds
Correct.
tim pool
I cannot cancel on members of Congress.
So what do we do?
I call the charter.
I think the total cost is going to be like, I don't know, $12,000 something round trip.
It's a lot of money.
I think there's going to be four or five people who go.
It's a round trip flight.
It is expensive.
We are not flying on a jet.
We are flying on what's called a turboprop.
They have no bathrooms.
They have no amenities.
You can't stand up.
But you leave when you want to leave.
You land where you want to land.
And you get there from here to New York about an hour.
So it's very, very fast.
Now they come to us and they say, wouldn't you like one of these jets?
Like this one?
And I say, what's it cost?
They go, $30,000.
And I go, no way.
You can strap me to a gyrocopter.
If I get there on time, I will take a single-engine Cessna and sit in the back if it gets me there in an hour.
I'm not spending $30,000 on this.
nick sortor
You're paying for it.
He's not paying for it.
tim pool
His PAC, there's a campaign or PAC or whatever.
But you know what?
People are donating to this.
My point is they don't need to fly on a Challenger 604.
lisa reynolds
True.
tim pool
To get where they want to go, they can fly on cheaper turboprops.
That will get them there in time.
They are choosing luxury aircraft and then Bernie's going like, it's the only way I can get there.
Brother, you don't need to fly on that thing to get where you need to go when you're puddle jumping town to town to do these rallies.
So he's lying.
He could take a third of the cost charter on a turboprop, but let me tell you, when I was talking to my broker...
It wasn't my broker.
I was talking to another guy, a rich guy.
And I was like, oh yeah, we were flying private.
He's like, oh, what are you flying on?
And I was like, King Air.
And he went, oh.
And I'm like, okay.
Like these ultra rich guys who have their own jets, they do net jets and stuff where you buy a percentage of a fleet and then you can fly whenever you want.
It's cheaper to do that and you can sell your shares later on.
They're flying on these things.
They're flying on jets you can stand up in.
You're in the middle.
You're flying.
You stand up.
You walk into the bathroom.
Ours, we don't have bathrooms.
Actually, sometimes they do.
And what you do is, in the middle of the plane, like where you walk, you'll walk to the back.
There's a seat that you lift up, and it's a toilet.
And then there's like a cupboard, I guess you'd call it a dresser door, that you swing open so that...
It covers the middle row that no one can see.
lisa reynolds
I don't want to go on that one with you.
tim pool
You know, it's funny the way.
We've also flown on a Cirrus...
nick sortor
SR-22?
tim pool
Yeah, the super tiny ones.
It's like flying in an SUV because it's cheap and it's fast, but it's literally like sitting in an Uber with no bathroom.
lisa reynolds
It also sounds scary.
tim pool
Oh, yeah, and it's shaking because it's so small.
lisa reynolds
No, no parts of it.
tim pool
Anyway, my point is, my point is, I am a capitalist.
I am a proud capitalist.
Communists are awful.
When I make money and I want to do business that I think is important for my company, I will fly on any private jet.
I feel like it.
I don't fly on these.
And these commies, these socialists, are choosing to fly on these bigger luxury jets.
I'm going to stress this.
Even if they need a longer range flight, because some of these turboprops don't have as long a range.
You don't need a jet that big.
There are four-seat Hondas that are substantially cheaper that have really long ranges.
Bernie is a liar.
He is a guy with three houses.
He's got vacation properties.
He's a millionaire.
And you know what the worst thing is?
Not the worst thing, but the funniest thing?
When Bernie became a millionaire, he stopped saying the millionaires and the billionaires.
He used to go, the millionaires and the billionaires.
Now it's just the billionaires.
And I'm like, Bernie.
You're still allowed to criticize millionaires if you're a millionaire.
See, the thing is, for me, I have no problem criticizing millionaires.
Ultra-wealthy individuals, largely liberals, who are dumping money into psychotic policies to burn our country to the ground.
I think it's absolutely fair to criticize some dude who's got $100 million from whatever, and he's funding Democrats who are burning down their cities.
Totally fine.
I am also a millionaire.
When Bernie stops saying millionaire, it shows you who he really is.
Bernie is a guy, his whole life, was looking through the keyhole of a mansion, watching everybody dance in the beautiful ballroom, jealous, stomping his feet, banging on the door saying, let me in.
And they said no.
So he turned around and looked at the people and said, you know, these people are evil and bad.
But the moment they opened the door, he said, see you later.
Hopped on a private jet and flew off.
lisa reynolds
That's all the left is, is jealous.
Always.
Any policy, look at anything they're doing, it's always them jealous of somebody else.
nick sortor
Do you have to be stupid or totally disingenuous to continue believing or at least spouting the talking points that they use and say, oh, the climate change, you can't be flying on the private jets because...
phil labonte
You just have to be hateful of people that are successful in the same way that most leftists are.
That's really what it boils down to.
It's envy.
They hate people that have done things that they can't do.
tim pool
Here's what you do.
Here's what I'm going to do from now on.
Anytime I fly private, I'm going to hire a $10 an hour climate change activist to get on the plane with me.
And then when people are like, people are like, what are you doing flying on a private jet?
Well, it's the only way me and my climate change activist friend could get around, just like Bernie Sanders.
lisa reynolds
So I do book some of the travel for the people that come on here, and I'm constantly booking flights now.
You know, they all have, like, admissions.
Like, they will tell you when you're booking, like, a regular commercial air freight, like, it has such and such admissions or whatever, and this one's more eco-friendly.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
lisa reynolds
Like, is anybody actually...
mary morgan
As if anyone gives a shit.
lisa reynolds
Right.
Like, is anybody actually taking that into consideration when they're booking their commercial flights?
I don't...
unidentified
No.
lisa reynolds
Or is that just a virtue signal that airlines are doing?
mary morgan
If they are rich enough to have the luxury belief in things like climate change, they're not flying commercials, so...
lisa reynolds
That's what I think.
mary morgan
Yeah.
It's the Bernie Sanders of the world.
lisa reynolds
So bad.
tim pool
Yeah, Bernie's is old, and he's probably thinking to himself, I finally made it.
unidentified
It's my turn now.
phil labonte
I mean, it's likely there is a lot of that, you know?
unidentified
Yep.
tim pool
It's my turn.
nick sortor
He says he's on the campaign trail.
What's he campaigning for?
Is he up again?
tim pool
Nah.
mary morgan
Isn't he tired?
lisa reynolds
I'm tired.
I'm tired of looking at him.
nick sortor
Okay, so no, his re-election isn't until 2030.
So what's he campaigning for?
Are we doing an AOC Sanders ticket?
unidentified
He has to go to Coachella.
He's got to go to Coachella.
phil labonte
He's not going to try to be the president.
What he's trying to do is raise AOC's...
Yup.
tim pool
He's 83 years old.
phil labonte
Yeah, thank you.
lisa reynolds
He's got to go.
tim pool
Well, I think we don't have to worry about an election.
Time will see him out of office.
nick sortor
We'll definitely see him out of office, but he's already filed the run for re-election in 2030!
How long are we talking about?
Five more years?
He's going to run again?
phil labonte
He'll be the senator for Vermont for as long as he can form a coherent sentence.
He's not going to run for president because he's too old to do that, but he's raising AOC's profile, he's giving his socialist bona fides to AOC, trying to put her in a position where she can run for president, and I don't know that she's going to run in 20, whatever, 28 or whatever, but She will run in the future, I'm not sure.
tim pool
AOC, the only way AOC can win the presidency is if the Republicans also run a woman.
If AOC is up against a man, she loses.
phil labonte
Maybe.
tim pool
I think so.
phil labonte
Hopefully.
tim pool
The issue is, have you guys ever seen the movie The Adjustment Bureau, I think it's called?
phil labonte
No.
tim pool
With Matt Damon?
lisa reynolds
I don't watch movies.
tim pool
You don't watch movies?
lisa reynolds
You ask me any movie, I've never seen it, nine times out of ten.
tim pool
Have you ever heard of music?
lisa reynolds
Yeah, that I listen to.
tim pool
You know, this Matt Damon movie is, he's a congressman and he's running for Senate or whatever, he loses.
Or no, I think he was running for Congress and he loses or something.
And then, as he's on stage giving his concession speech, he just goes, he's like, we had a saying back in Red Hook that if you fall...
We didn't have a saying in Red Hook.
Consultant told me to say that.
I made it up.
These shoes that I'm wearing, it's the right amount of scuff.
They said they want me to look like I'm too rich, but also not, you know, not like a slovenly guy.
And then he basically just starts saying all these things, becomes very popular, and then he wins the next election.
That point right there about how consultants go to you and say this color tie, these kinds of pants, this color suit is true.
Because if I'm doing direct sales and I'm trying to convince just Nick.
To buy this delicious chocolate mint Pneuma.
I take back everything I said about it.
It tastes like Oreos, by the way.
I have to do very little.
It doesn't matter what I'm wearing for the most part.
It's a one-on-one conversation.
It's easy.
But what if I'm trying to sell to 300 million people?
A slight deviation, a slight percentage deviation can cost you that election.
Even a few percentage points could be tens of thousands of votes.
So the consultants come to you and they say, this is the color tie you're wearing, the shoes you're wearing.
Here's what I'm going to dress you up.
You need a wife.
You need kids.
That's how you win.
Those consultants are going to AOC and saying, you sound bad, you look bad, you're not going to win.
That's what they're telling her.
mary morgan
That's what Bernie is doing, touring her around.
But I think if she does end up running, whenever she ends up running, she's going to pull a Kamala Harris where she's going to suddenly abandon all of the radical left rhetoric that she has now.
Like, Kamala was super woke before she ran.
nick sortor
AOC doesn't vote the way that she speaks.
To be honest.
She's not going up there.
She doesn't deviate from her party.
All the Democrats always vote together every single time.
Besides the pro-pally people.
They vote a little bit differently sometimes.
How do you get to that point?
How do you convince people?
It seems like...
If you're AOC, let me just ask you this.
I'm going to compare you to AOC.
What do you do?
How do you go on the campaign trail and try to win a general election in a district that is not woke socialist like the Bronx out in New York?
mary morgan
You just become a chameleon.
You just do whatever the consultants tell you.
Dress differently, be whoever they tell you to be.
nick sortor
If you want to talk about consultants, talk about Ron DeSantis.
How much did he spend?
$200 million on consultants?
How'd that work out?
They told him to put bootlifts in?
mary morgan
Well, you can't fix a personality problem.
nick sortor
Such a bad, that was such a big mistake.
mary morgan
He has a personality problem that cannot be fixed.
He's a great governor, though.
It doesn't matter, really, if you're running for president, though.
You need a personality.
tim pool
I'm trying to find the video.
Here, I'll just show you the pictures.
Do you guys remember when AOC did that rally in New York?
lisa reynolds
Oh, I remember that.
tim pool
And she got ragged on because she came out fist-pumping?
Okay.
mary morgan
She does the code switching, too.
tim pool
I'm going to say this.
Not to be disrespectful to people of raspy, high-pitched voices.
I am just telling you, as someone who's done sales, sounding like this is not, but the point is, when you are selling something, if that's how you sound, you will not sell them.
When AOC comes out, and again, it's not meant to drag her for anything personal.
I am pointing this out politically.
Her voice is too high, raspy, and shrill.
And again, I am not trying to be mean.
I'm stating this is a fact.
She has a shrill, raspy voice.
This doesn't convey strength in a political circumstance.
This is why we see consistently taller guys with deeper voices tend to do better.
Trump is a bully.
People are looking for leadership, and there's leadership qualities, even if they're negative qualities.
lisa reynolds
But she is attractive, and that goes a long way.
Like, she is physically attractive, whether...
Most people think she is or not.
phil labonte
For a congressperson.
lisa reynolds
For a congressperson.
She's physically attractive.
Men find her attractive even if they hate her politics.
tim pool
So she'll win the...
lisa reynolds
That does help.
tim pool
The simp vote.
nick sortor
Do people actually go to the ballot box and vote for them?
lisa reynolds
Dude, if a guy's ugly or fat, I definitely don't want to vote for them anymore.
phil labonte
Look at Trudeau.
tim pool
He did the yoga pose thing and all the girls were like...
phil labonte
People don't know why.
People will tell you they're voting on this and that, but they do not know why they vote.
They vote largely on emotion.
And emotion is...
We're strongly influenced by the charisma of the person you're voting for.
lisa reynolds
In behavioral economics or anything, you guys have to understand everything you wear is a signal, right?
The way that you behave, the way that you speak, the clothes that you wear, it's all signaling of some sort.
And so even if people are unaware of why they're voting, there's some heuristic or some stereotype in their brain that they're clinging on to because of what that person is signaling, whether it be their tie, their shoes.
tim pool
Real quick, because we have this picture here.
This picture really exemplifies it.
AOC and many women in politics are trying to emulate men.
lisa reynolds
I was going to say men won't vote for that.
tim pool
They will not vote for that.
So the issue, I think, is that we talked about this with comedy.
Female comics are awful.
Nikki Glaser is great.
When I watch Nikki Glaser's comedy, it sounds like a woman is talking and she's telling stories and making jokes and it's really, really funny.
Many other female comics tried doing comedy like men.
Like, what's her face?
Amy Schumer.
She's up on stage acting like a guy.
And it's like, but you're a woman.
Like, men and women are different.
There's different expectations, different biases, etc.
AOC going up on stage and yelling as if it's a man rallying troops in a great battle for Scotland or something does not convince people.
It seems fake.
It doesn't work.
mary morgan
Nagging and shaming energy.
And actually, I think that's why Marianne Williamson resonated with people because she's soft-spoken and pleasant.
tim pool
And she was...
mary morgan
She acted like a woman.
tim pool
She acted like a mom.
So there's the patriarchal leadership and the matriarchal leadership.
And the patriarchal leadership is the dad wagging his finger going, listen now!
And that's what she's doing.
mary morgan
Can AOC take notes from Hillary on anything?
phil labonte
She could take notes from Margaret Thatcher.
lisa reynolds
That's who I was going to say.
She came off as a lady.
Strong, but still a lady.
phil labonte
And she was called the Iron Woman.
You know, like, there was no...
People didn't consider her weak at all.
She was feminine, and she came off like a lady, but they considered her to have an iron will, and that's the kind of female that could get elected.
AOC's probably not that...
I'm not sure if I'm sold that she couldn't get elected, because I do think charisma goes a long way, and I think that as much as we don't find her attractive, I think that there are a lot of people that do find her attractive and do find her charismatic, but...
tim pool
I want to jump to this next story.
Before I do, I want to give a shout-out to DivaDead who said, All King Airs are not from the 80s.
We still build them every day at Beechcraft in Wichita, Kansas, where I have worked for over 27 years.
Love the show, Tim.
Keep up the good work.
I love the King Air.
It gets me where I need to go.
It is fast enough.
It's not one of these super jets.
So shout-out to you guys manufacturing these things here in America.
I got no beef.
mary morgan
So humble.
tim pool
But, you know, there's people like Bernie who want to fly on these challenges.
mary morgan
That's purely for luxury, but also he's an old, frail man and he needs to be comfortable.
phil labonte
Don't give him that.
Those King Airs aren't cheap either, though.
nick sortor
I'm just saying.
mary morgan
Maybe he has a weak bladder.
You don't know.
He might have a health problem.
tim pool
They have toilets.
mary morgan
You can't hold it for a couple hours.
tim pool
That's actually true.
But he doesn't need the really nice luxury one.
You can get bathrooms that, you know...
mary morgan
Maybe AOC has IBS.
tim pool
Well, they have diapers.
phil labonte
I don't want to think about this anymore.
nick sortor
Let's jump to this next story.
tim pool
Ladies and gentlemen, from Newsweek, India-Pakistan 125 jets clash in one of the largest dogfights in recent history.
They are saying this is one of the biggest dogfights since World War II.
Okay, so India and Pakistan are going to war.
How are you guys doing?
nick sortor
Well, I know defense contractors here in the United States have a hard-on right now.
All the Palestine simps have moved on to Pakistan.
So Palestine, those people are going to be forgotten about here very shortly.
lisa reynolds
Isn't it crazy how the narrative just automatically repeats?
Soon you're going to hear Pakistan is actually an open-air prison.
nick sortor
Right.
I'm waiting on the Pakistan Ministry of Health to say, oh, 15,000 children are now dead.
lisa reynolds
That's already been coming out.
tim pool
Do you know about how Pakistan came to be?
It was under colonization, and then there was the two-state solution.
The Muslim-majority nation divided from the Hindu-majority nation.
lisa reynolds
Now they're slaughtering Hindus.
tim pool
Yeah, it's funny.
People are pointing out the similarities between Israel and Gaza with India-Pakistan.
And it's not like they're really one-for-one, but there are similarities based on colonial rule, two-state solutions.
But now we have two nuclear-armed nations, and they're getting into dogfights.
nick sortor
So was that why I'm supposed to care?
lisa reynolds
Besides the fact that this is pretty crazy.
phil labonte
I care because of Islam.
lisa reynolds
There's a lot of Islam that has to do with this.
tim pool
Well, it started because jihadis killed a bunch of people.
lisa reynolds
Right, and they have terror cells all set up in India, and they've been doing this over and over again until India's like, we've had enough, right?
serge du preez
It's been happening for a long time.
lisa reynolds
A very long time, and people have no idea about it.
If you want to follow anybody or learn about it, go to Amy McRair, R-A-I-R, her website's awesome.
That's really the issue.
And I think that Americans really don't understand, unless you've been to Europe and see what's really going on in there, how terrible the Islamization of the West is.
And they just want to take over everything.
No matter where they are, they want to take over everything and they do it violently.
And I think people forget that sometimes.
And that's a big part of this process.
nick sortor
How many of the Pakistanis in the UK are going back to fight for their homeland?
lisa reynolds
No, they're just too busy doing it.
tim pool
But what do you mean?
They are fighting for their homeland.
serge du preez
They're all in Belgium.
tim pool
In the UK.
nick sortor
In the UK.
Oh, they're fighting to take over somebody else's homeland.
serge du preez
They're in Belgium and France.
tim pool
That's what their cause is.
nick sortor
Right, right.
tim pool
The concern is that if India escalates, if this escalates between the two nations, Pakistan has no chance against India's army.
So the fear is they'll resort to low-yield nukes.
They don't have high-yield.
But India will then immediately retaliate with their low-yield nukes.
China has a stake in Kashmir as well, and then China is going to get involved.
It does seem fairly isolated between the two, but India is part of the BRICS nation, so they may call for assistance.
And then we'll see what happens.
World War III.
nick sortor
We say World War III, but luckily I do feel...
Pretty good with having J.D. Vance coming out today saying, like, this is not our problem.
phil labonte
It's not our problem, but if China gets involved, it can easily draw the rest of the world in.
nick sortor
Sure.
All I'm saying is that we don't have somebody like Joe Biden or Kamala that is directly controlled by the military-industrial complex that is itching to get into another war, especially one that has nuclear powers involved.
tim pool
Here's an issue I see.
People tend to think if it happened before, that is what is required for it to happen again.
So with World War I, you had European nations conflicted and alliances World War II.
You obviously have Germany and all that stuff and alliances.
World War III doesn't need to be the same exact thing.
World War I and II are basically the same war.
World War III could literally be Russia's currently at war in Ukraine.
The U.S. and Europe are basically funding and in proxy war with Russia through Ukraine.
Israel's at war with Hamas, Lebanon, Iran, the Houthi rebels.
List goes on.
You then have China attacking the South China Sea.
World War III could literally just at one point we go, hey, I think at this point with six, seven active wars, the world is at war.
And then the question is, who is supporting who?
So the U.S. is providing funding to Israel.
The U.S. is more aligned with India, Israel and India, and Ukraine.
So the U.S. is actively involved.
Then you're going to end up with China being involved in much the same way.
Then you'll end up with more proxy wars happening in other parts of the world.
And then eventually everyone goes, hey, I kind of think everyone's fighting each other and it's World War III.
lisa reynolds
You know, it was Joel Berry, and I'm going to read it now, put out a good tweet that reminded me of this.
He goes, is it a coincidence that Pakistan, a close ally of China, went to war with India just a couple weeks after America elected to move our Chinese manufacturing to India?
Like, China definitely has their hands in all this.
phil labonte
China absolutely has their hands in all this.
If you follow the Chinese propaganda accounts, state propaganda accounts on X, they've already been tweeting that they're supporting Pakistan.
lisa reynolds
Yep.
tim pool
Yep.
You know, in World War II, for instance, you had the North African front.
I could be wrong about this, but I'm pretty sure Germany and Japan never actually physically interacted with each other.
Japan was the other side of the planet.
Germany was occupied in Europe.
If we had a World War III, it doesn't have to be a single, a catalyst event where one country does one thing, resulting in every country going to arms.
It could literally just be...
I mean, at this point, we've got India, Pakistan.
Russia, Ukraine, and the Israeli conflicts.
If China escalates in the South China Sea, we could be dealing with four different regions erupting in war.
At what point do we say the world is at war when South America gets involved?
lisa reynolds
It's really when one of the major powers is like, you know, if France was at war, we were at war.
We are, though.
No, but like active conflict, I think is what people think of it.
I think that we're already at war in multiple ways.
I think war will look different, too.
I don't think it'll ever be really boots on the ground in the trenches like it was in World War I and II.
I think that people, that's what they think of when they think, you know, are we at war or not?
nick sortor
I'm curious, just as more of an opinion question here for the group, at what point, because it seems like the majority...
Of the MAGA voting base, and Trump ran on this platform that he didn't have any new wars during his first term.
You know, the world was seemingly at peace for the most part during his first term.
At what point could you convince the American people to say, okay, maybe we should get involved in this?
lisa reynolds
When something would happen on our homeland.
nick sortor
Okay, yeah.
lisa reynolds
That's when...
phil labonte
So if there were an attack on a U.S. aircraft carrier, I think that might...
That would be...
That would convince a portion.
If there were an attack on a U.S. aircraft carrier in international water and Americans died, I don't know.
I'm not going to get down to extremely specific, but I think that that would get the people that are anti-war.
It wouldn't get the America First people.
It wouldn't get people like J.D. Vance to be like, yeah, we got to do it.
But it would get a lot of normies that are not politically connected or politically aware into it.
lisa reynolds
And I'm anti-war.
I don't want to be giving our money to anyone, but if you start killing our people, I get a little juiced.
I get a little like, let's go, retaliate as hard as we can.
I definitely fall into that trap, but for the most part, I don't want to be involved in other people's conflicts.
I certainly don't want any money going over there.
phil labonte
I think that it's arguably, I think it's reasonable to say, well, if someone attacks...
U.S. military assets like an aircraft carrier or like an aircraft carrier strike group because there's more than just a carrier.
That does involve us.
They're bringing us into it.
lisa reynolds
I agree.
And I don't want to hear why.
Why did they do it?
phil labonte
I don't care.
lisa reynolds
I hear all these people say why because those people were persecuted so they felt like they had to.
No, I don't care.
I don't want the answer to why.
phil labonte
Especially if it's not a place that we're shooting.
For instance, the Houthis got a lucky shot and hit an aircraft carrier.
I don't think we should go and try to invade Yemen for that, right?
nick sortor
That's why I asked that question.
phil labonte
But if we're in the South China Sea, and we're around India, we have an aircraft carrier around that area, and China takes a shot at a...
I think that would be something like, okay, well now this has changed the whole dynamic.
lisa reynolds
I think it has to be significant.
They can't just take a shot.
They would have to sink the whole thing.
phil labonte
I wouldn't say sink it, but if they hit it and kill...
I mean, look, there's 3,000 people on an aircraft carrier.
If they hit an aircraft carrier and 15 people die, I think that's going to be enough for Americans to be like, you did what?
lisa reynolds
I don't think that would be...
I think it would have to be hundreds.
nick sortor
Either way.
I mean, it's semantics.
lisa reynolds
You asked.
nick sortor
No, I didn't.
It was a good answer.
You had a good answer.
But, you know, it's going to be very, very difficult.
Even if China were to get involved for some reason, it's going to be very difficult, in my opinion, to convince the American people that we need to get involved in a conflict between India and Pakistan.
I mean, most of the contact that people here in the U.S. have with Indians are when they get called on their phones for some Apple support scam.
And that's it.
That's all they know about India.
So we don't need any more of that.
tim pool
We were making thumbnails for the videos, and I was talking to our graphics team, and I was like, you know what the hardest thing about this is?
Pakistani and Indian soldiers do not look cool.
You know, like, with Ukraine, with Russia, you've got dudes that look like they're decked out and ready for a war, and then you look up these images of the Indian army and the Pakistani army, and they look like they just showed up from the first day of work, you know?
mary morgan
Ukraine and Israel also have these TikTok thoughts that are posting thirst traps.
tim pool
The U.S. does that too.
phil labonte
Good grief.
tim pool
Yeah.
mary morgan
It's true.
tim pool
And there are dumb guys who fall for it.
What was the story?
Bunker bunnies or something?
Is that what they call it?
phil labonte
Yeah.
mary morgan
What?
nick sortor
This is not U.S., right?
tim pool
U.S. propaganda.
lisa reynolds
Lujan chick.
tim pool
So U.S. propaganda, they've created these ideas that there are women who are like single and in the barracks who are like bang a bunch of dudes to trick young incel guys into joining the military thinking they're going to get laid.
lisa reynolds
The girl's really hot.
She's really hot.
tim pool
There's a bunch of them.
mary morgan
It's not entirely divorced from reality.
I'm sure that goes on.
tim pool
Yeah.
And then there's stories about...
lisa reynolds
That's why women shouldn't be there at all.
tim pool
There's stories about how women will get orders for deployment and get pregnant right away.
mary morgan
It's all a big scam.
It's a racket.
lisa reynolds
Yeah, shouldn't be there.
No women in the military either, guys.
tim pool
Not even administrative roles.
lisa reynolds
No.
tim pool
What about janitorial?
nick sortor
Paperwork is for janitorial.
tim pool
What about making sandwiches?
lisa reynolds
Guys, come on.
They're a distraction.
No, no.
They're catty.
They're passive-aggressive.
unidentified
No.
mary morgan
Should we go full Sparta?
lisa reynolds
Yes!
Sparta would be great.
tim pool
All right, let's jump to this next story, which is hilarious.
lisa reynolds
Oh, yes!
tim pool
Here we go from ABC News.
Trump appoints Fox News host Janine Pirro as top prosecutor in D.C. Yo, shout out to Judge Janine.
This is amazing.
lisa reynolds
Is she temporary, though?
tim pool
Yeah, interim.
Because they're waiting for, was it Ed Martin, I think?
unidentified
Yep.
nick sortor
So he's got until May 20th.
tim pool
Yeah.
lisa reynolds
Well, they'll confirm him real fast.
tim pool
Yeah, that's why Trump did it.
That's why Trump did it.
nick sortor
I want to see.
Somebody needs to go to Tom Tillis.
Actually, I'm going to do it tomorrow.
unidentified
I'm going to go to the guy.
nick sortor
So Tom Tillis, if you're watching for some reason, I'm going to come ask you.
So get a good question, a good answer ready.
You know, because he's the one that really took the lead on sinking Ed Martin.
Now you've got Judge Jeanine.
I mean, what is he going to say to that?
tim pool
Such a great move.
Amazing move by Trump.
He's allowed to appoint an interim while waiting for a confirmation.
And when they're like, we're not going to take Ed, he's like, then you get Judge Jeanine instead.
nick sortor
And then after the 120 days is up, we get Judge Judy.
I mean, we can keep going.
We can do this every 120 days for the next four years, Tom Tillis.
You want to play games?
Let's play, baby.
tim pool
And she's...
I don't think you get more based than Judge Jeanine.
lisa reynolds
No.
Yeah, that's pretty true.
tim pool
So, DC needs to be cleaned up.
And even if she is interim, I'm hoping that she cleans it up.
nick sortor
Yeah, I mean, I live in D.C. now.
I just moved there.
I've got an apartment where I can, like, it's pretty...
Pretty high up, and I can see what's going on on the ground.
It's in a pretty nice area, right?
And I'm sitting there the other day, me and my girlfriend looking out the window, oh, it's beautiful!
And then you see some guy rear-end somebody else, carjack a car on the 695 expressway there, and the Metropolitan Police are just watching.
As he carjacks and then gets away.
He's gone.
phil labonte
So it's nice and exciting.
nick sortor
Yeah, nice and exciting.
You're right.
And so you can't rely on the city.
Police to do anything.
They are choked out by the city council in D.C., and it's not even just that.
You know, you get the feds involved.
They can handle carjacking and such, but it needs to go further than that.
The reason that people, like in my opinion, that Tom Tillis and a bunch of other rhinos are coming out against somebody like Ed Martin is not because, They're worried about their own crimes.
They're worried about a D.C. That is the most powerful U.S. attorney in the country.
These people...
I mean, there are a bunch of allegations that came out against Tom Tillis about various fraud and credible allegations over the past day.
They're terrified.
Somebody like Judge Jeanine, she doesn't care.
She's been saying this for years.
She's a bulldog.
I would love to see her.
I was excited when I saw this article on the way here.
I was like, holy crap, this is real.
tim pool
I busted out laughing when I heard that he was considering it.
And then we were actually filming the Green Room show when the news broke that she will be the interim D.C. attorney.
Glorious.
lisa reynolds
It's a great one.
tim pool
Look, everybody's mad at Trump acting like the Trump admin's got to do literally everything all at once.
But we are getting some tremendous victories.
phil labonte
Yeah.
tim pool
You know?
I mean, come on.
Doge has been fantastic.
lisa reynolds
I still don't think it's enough.
I agree.
tim pool
I'm just saying.
lisa reynolds
We don't have a lot of time left, and then the campaign season's coming up.
You needed to get as much, John, as radical stuff as you could in the beginning of the term so that the moderate people that would vote forget about it by the time the elections come.
nick sortor
So like the shock and awe approach where you go in there and they can only, the lamestream media can only be mad about so many things at one time.
lisa reynolds
Right, and the closer you get to the primary, the closer you get to the next election, they'll forget and they'll only remember the last couple of months of things and how they felt then.
They're not going to remember what you did month one through five.
phil labonte
Who needs to take Lisa's black pills away?
lisa reynolds
It's true, though.
mary morgan
How is that a black pill?
That's just real.
phil labonte
Fair enough, but the point that I'm making is we're just past 100 days.
You know, it's like, what is it, two weeks ago, his first 100 days?
lisa reynolds
This is what's problematic.
Like, it's exactly what What's-His-Face said about the omnibus bill.
Like, you know that this is the plan coming in.
You were campaigning.
There were plenty of people that thought he was going to win.
You had a plan going in.
Execute it.
It's almost like the omnibus stuff.
You know that we're going to vote on spending bills.
Make the time.
Do the individual spending items.
Make them individual bills.
They don't...
Plan ahead.
They didn't do it again.
We knew what we were...
Getting into, we had from November to January 1st or January 20th to get it done.
You mean in that time?
Well, yes, you've got a team to appoint people to positions and all that, but you can't tell me that the Republicans couldn't think, like, what are our main priorities?
Let's push them through right away before the next election cycle?
nick sortor
So you worked with multiple members of Congress.
You know, people take it out on Speaker Johnson a lot.
Is he doing enough?
Is he good enough?
lisa reynolds
It's very hard to wrangle all those people and all those interests and things like that.
It's really that Congress is basically run by 20-year-olds and their LDs and swamp people like chiefs.
There are plenty of good members that have been, like they come in with all these good intentions and then they get a chief of staff.
That's like appointed to them, basically.
Or they find them and they've been there for 20 years.
And they, because they live in D.C. and it's not part of their package, they watch CNN, even though they're a Republican, right?
And you get that D.C. swamp brain and they steer the member, right?
So, you know, and they're the one, like a member can't read every...
Every bill that goes out there.
He can't be an expert on every policy, especially if you're on multiple committees.
nick sortor
When you're only passing five in the past three months, you can probably read them all.
lisa reynolds
There's way more that goes through than that, especially with committee meetings and markups and all those things.
And so they really rely heavily on their staff.
And most staffers are 23, 25-year-old idiots.
nick sortor
Yeah, but we're not even talking about, you know, hugely...
lisa reynolds
They're the ones that are pushing the legislation, that and committees.
nick sortor
Right.
But, you know, Johnson...
Just think about it here.
We're talking about, okay, they've now, what's it, Thursday now?
Okay, so now they've got a four-day weekend.
They go, you say they're in their district busting their asses.
lisa reynolds
I didn't say all four-day weekends.
I said in August they are.
But go ahead, you got it.
nick sortor
And so, you know, is it too much to expect more out of them?
Why is there just shock and awe on the executive branch?
We have the House, we have the Senate, and the White House.
You're only getting shock and awe out of the White House.
You're not getting anything out of the House of Representatives.
lisa reynolds
You're not going to because they're influenced by lobbyists and moderate districts.
phil labonte
Why?
You also know that they're...
The majority that the Republicans have is really still pretty narrow.
lisa reynolds
Correct.
phil labonte
So if they had, like, you know, if they had 400 seats and be like, all right, whatever, do whatever you want.
But the majority the Republicans have in the Congress is like, what is it, like three reliable or something like that?
And Republicans are not like the Democrats where they all fall in line.
There are different Republicans that have different agendas.
I mean, like, you're not going to get Thomas Massey to vote for spending increases.
It's just not going to happen.
lisa reynolds
I love him.
phil labonte
You know?
And I'm a big fan of Thomas Massey, too.
But, like, there are going to be times where there's going to be a bill that, like, the Republicans want and there are going to be people on, like, the Freedom Caucus that are like, nope.
You know, and they're reliable Republicans, and you don't, and they're actually probably the best Republicans, but they're not going to bend because they have to worry about their constituents, and their constituents are going to be like, why did you vote for this?
You know, we didn't want this.
lisa reynolds
Oh, and it happens, and then they get Facebook campaigns, and then they get primary opponents, and they are spending extra money, and it's like...
phil labonte
The sausage-making is not...
lisa reynolds
It's not as easy as you guys get it.
nick sortor
What is the problem in Republican politics where they all feel like they have to grandstand all the time, where they all feel like, oh, well, this is the hill we're going to die on, proxy vote.
Voting for parents.
It's not just Republicans.
lisa reynolds
It's old politics.
nick sortor
The Democrats, they...
lisa reynolds
All they do is grant them.
And virtue is like, no, what do you mean?
nick sortor
Okay, but they get shit done.
It's not shit that I want to get done, but they get it done.
unidentified
Nancy Pelosi, you can hate her all you want to, but she's a good speaker.
nick sortor
She gets shit done.
lisa reynolds
She does.
She commands.
She definitely did.
Why can't we do that?
We need a Nancy Pelosi.
tim pool
But listen.
What do we have now?
Speaker Johnson?
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
Imagine him coming to you and saying, listen, Nick, now I want you to imagine how Pelosi was like, you listen here, you little shit, you're going to do what I tell you.
lisa reynolds
That's what she's like.
tim pool
I know, and you're like, okay, ma 'am, please stop spitting on me.
lisa reynolds
But the thing is, is that the Democrats, you'll hear them.
I have Democrat friends or people that I knew that worked on that, and they're like, at least you Republicans don't have the infighting or the things.
At least you're united.
They say the same things we do.
Listen to them talk.
They say the same things we do, I promise you.
phil labonte
It's just what happens.
This is what people respond when they see how the sausage is made.
And you hear that phrase is a thing for a reason.
How the sausage is made.
tim pool
When the Democrats shut down...
When they were censuring, what's his face?
What's that guy's name who wiggled the cane at Trump?
nick sortor
Oh, Al Green.
tim pool
Yeah, Al Green.
When they censured him, what happened?
They all walked in the middle and started singing a song, and Speaker Johnson was like, can you please stop?
I quit.
And then he just leaves.
I'm paraphrasing.
He actually said, order, order, we're adjourned, and then left.
And I'm like, what?
You were censuring the guy.
Call in the sergeant at arms.
Have him all arrested.
lisa reynolds
He doesn't do it.
tim pool
He doesn't do it.
lisa reynolds
Because we have a conscience and people that are on the right have this idea of fairness and duty and responsibility.
All the things that the left throws out the window and we should abandon.
nick sortor
Your duty and responsibility is to carry out Trump's agenda right now.
tim pool
It's not even about Trump's agenda.
If you're the Speaker of the House and the Democrats are singing songs obstructing Congress, you arrest them!
lisa reynolds
I agree.
I agree.
nick sortor
That's what the Sergeant at Arms is for.
tim pool
And the speaker, the Republicans, are jellyfish.
lisa reynolds
They're tired.
They're tired of being I guess I guess that they're used to this because they have been lambasted in the media as like the bad guys.
Like I know people that are Republican now, but are still afraid to tell their clients like in real life, like, oh, I'm not I'm not a Republican.
But like I can kind of see where Trump's coming from.
There is still this tinge that if you're a Republican.
Yes.
tim pool
How it is.
lisa reynolds
Yeah.
That you're like that.
There's this stain on you that you're like this bad person or you're whatever.
tim pool
Our country is in trouble because we have cowards, cowards everywhere.
I know.
There are celebrities, actors, musicians, professional athletes who have messaged me throughout the years being like, man, I love your show.
unidentified
I love what you do.
tim pool
I just, you know, I can't say anything because I'm like, bro, you've got 7 million followers.
Tweet one time.
If you want to save this country, you are a thought leader.
You need to speak up.
And they're like, no.
lisa reynolds
That's true.
tim pool
And then you look at what Ye is doing.
That guy's gone so far off the other end.
nick sortor
Yeah, we listened to that banger earlier here in the studio.
tim pool
We will save that one for the uncensored person.
Kanye West's new song, which has a backup vocals from Adolf Hitler.
That's not a joke.
lisa reynolds
It really does.
tim pool
Not a joke.
unidentified
Actual...
nick sortor
I can't believe I'm sitting in the same seat that he was at one point.
I'm so honored.
tim pool
To be fair, that was the other studio.
nick sortor
I was in that studio, too.
lisa reynolds
Probably the same seat, though.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
nick sortor
I think that maybe that's a little bit different than somebody like...
Tweeting on X about, you know, I don't know how much further you can go to cancel Ye.
I mean, he's already had his bank accounts frozen or whatever, and he said it all in the song, you know, if you want to play it back, he can explain everything that was taken from him.
We'll get there.
tim pool
We will take a listen on the uncensored portion of the show for obvious reasons.
I have a lot to say about Ye.
He was on Pierce Morgan recently.
Kanye was?
Me and Piers are brothers in Ye walking off your show.
lisa reynolds
I'm like, oh, he did it there too.
That's not as bad.
tim pool
It was actually really funny when he walked off on Piers because Piers was like, I didn't say anything!
lisa reynolds
We know what that's like.
tim pool
I mean, I actually talked to the guy for 28 minutes.
lisa reynolds
He didn't participate a ton.
No, for sure.
tim pool
But on Piers...
Piers is like, it's good to have you.
I believe you have, what, 32 million?
And he's like, oh, here you go.
No, I have more than that.
He's like, I'm sorry.
And he's like, I'm leaving.
And he was like, what?
How dare you say I have one million less followers than I actually have?
lisa reynolds
Sneeko was like, during debate prep, we were having good, he had some good answers.
I'm like, so then why does he do this every time?
tim pool
It's a stunt.
It's fake.
Like I've said this a million times.
mary morgan
I don't think he planned to do that.
tim pool
Okay, first of all, when Ye came on our show, they had a jet waiting for him.
You can't do that.
So when they left the show and immediately got in a jet and took off, I called the charter company and I said, did you give him our jet?
Like, I don't understand how he's flying out of our airport right now in a jet.
And they were like, that's not possible.
And I was like, how does he have a jet there that he was able to just get on and leave?
And they were like, he must have pre-booked a jet.
And I was like, why would he?
He staged it.
mary morgan
I thought that he went straight from the studio to go get Hibachi.
tim pool
He landed at the airport at KFDK, went to Hibachi, Came to our studio.
Left our studio.
Back to KFDK where a jet was waiting for him.
And he took off.
And the jet had come from Mercer.
And so...
Because you can track all this stuff very easily.
And I was like, hey, wait a minute.
How did they have a jet waiting for him?
Because they tricked me and never intended to actually do the show.
That's sad.
Their intention was to come on the show, do a stunt, and storm off intentionally.
When Ye came on the show...
When we were waiting before, totally normal guy.
Totally normal guy like me talking to Phil right here.
He was talking like this.
I think it's really interesting what we're seeing with Elon Musk and the things he's been doing.
And we're talking and it was really normal.
He sits down.
Milo's here.
Nick's here.
And then he's talking.
He's like, what do you think about Mike Pence?
And then Milo starts talking about it.
And then he's like, yeah, that's really interesting what he's been working on.
And I said, here's the story we're going to open with.
If you're cool, it's about Mike Pence has been commenting on, you know, your dinner.
And he's like, yeah, okay.
Turn the cameras on.
Y 'all, I'm just going to say, man, you know what I'm talking about.
And I was like, what?
And then he storms out.
And I was like, we literally talked to him for an hour.
We filmed it all.
We filmed everything leading up to it.
We published it.
And I was like, watch that video.
When he was just chilling, totally normal.
As soon as the cameras turned on for the live show, it was like, it's all fake.
And then he stormed off.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
And then there's a jet waiting for him.
Milo insists it wasn't staged.
But I'm like, how did they have a jet waiting for him?
We called one.
You called a jet and got a jet an hour to rural West Virginia.
lisa reynolds
I would tend to believe Milo.
tim pool
It was Frederick, Maryland, which is about an hour from D.C. So that's not what's unheard of.
What's unheard of is flight crews have a restriction.
The moment you call a crew, there's an eight-hour period.
I forgot how it works, but basically, FAA regulates how much time a person can be active for a flight.
lisa reynolds
But they can't have them on standby?
tim pool
No, because there is a certain amount of time.
So he's flying from the East Coast to the West Coast, which is going to be, what, like a five-, six-hour flight or whatever, especially for a PJ.
It's not going to go as fast as a big jetliner, meaning you need a fresh crew starting right now.
When I called our broker, they said, this is not possible.
You cannot get a jet like this because the crew has to have basically just woken up.
FA has restrictions on how long they can work, meaning a crew was ready to come on board at KFDK right now with the jet set to fly in.
She's like, I've never seen anybody book a jet.
To come to an airport like that within an hour or two hours.
It's like a day is crazy.
She told me, the only time I've ever booked someone on a quick turnaround flight like that, it was like we were flying from San Francisco to San Jose and it was like a three minute flight.
And so that was, they flew there and flew right back and it didn't disrupt any of the scheduling.
But booking for a cross-country flight within an hour, she's like, impossible.
lisa reynolds
No, I believe that.
I just can't see Milo doing that at the time to you and Cassandra.
Like, I just can't see him.
For as crazy as Milo can be sometimes, he is loyal.
I don't think that he did it intentionally.
That's why I find it hard to...
tim pool
I can totally see it.
It didn't hurt us in any meaningful way.
What ended up happening was when we announced we were going to have Ye, Nick, and Milo on the show, we were getting a ton of flack.
People were yelling at us.
Then when he stormed off, the leftist, the liberal media wrote...
Tim Pool pushed back against anti-Semitism and they were actually writing positive things about me.
It got massive celebrity coverage.
So my view is, I don't know if Milo's telling the truth or not.
He says it wasn't staged.
But if Milo's mentality is, I'm not going to be hurting Tim Kass, I'm going to be boosting his profile, giving him the biggest show and a major celebrity stunt, it'll be good for him.
And maybe he did.
mary morgan
It was funny because the coverage after the fact was either that you pushed back too much or that you didn't push back enough so you couldn't win.
tim pool
And everyone was like, you screwed that interview up.
And I was like...
nick sortor
You misstated his follower count, didn't you?
tim pool
No, we interviewed him for about an hour beforehand when we published that video.
So I was like, yeah, the video is up.
We talked to him for a while.
He got mad at me because he said, how do I win the presidency?
And then I didn't think it was a serious question.
And so I said, well, you know, the thing is with the elections.
And then as we're walking upstairs, he goes, I asked you a question.
You didn't answer me.
I asked you how to win the presidency.
And I said, oh, ballot harvesting.
And he was like, what's that?
And I was like...
You get a bunch of activists to go door to door and pick up ballots for people who Democrats do.
And he's like, really?
And he starts writing it down.
And I was like, good luck, dude.
Anyway, that's the yay story.
nick sortor
So O 'Keefe published another, I don't know if you saw that.
tim pool
Yeah, the Pan Bondi thing?
nick sortor
Yeah.
tim pool
Interesting.
nick sortor
I just saw that.
tim pool
I'll pull that one up, but we got to, we are going to go to chats in a second, but I'll pull this one up.
Take a look.
james okeefe
Attorney General of the United States Pam Bondi was at the White House and disclosed what she represented as brand new information in relation to Jeffrey Epstein.
The existence of tens of thousands of videos featuring little children.
pam bondi
There are tens of thousands of videos.
james okeefe
Now, this is the first time an official has publicly acknowledged that videos of Epstein and his victims exist.
What you may not know is just nine days prior, the Attorney General had a very similar conversation with a total stranger.
In the past, officials have spoken about the "mountain of evidence" in the Epstein case.
But they've never, previous to that moment, acknowledged on the existence of videos of Whoa.
not been disclosed to the public, but was instead being told to a random stranger at a restaurant.
The attorney general used almost the exact same language as she did with the stranger in the restaurant, language that we shared with her press office.
pam bondi
There are tens of thousands of videos of Epstein with children or child porn.
james okeefe
Now, we hesitated to publish this story, but believe, like we did yesterday, that the public has a right to know.
And this one raises serious questions.
On one hand, why did our country's highest law enforcement official Share this information first not with the American people, but with a self-described nanny at brunch.
But more importantly, why was this information held back in the first place?
Does this show that a government apparatus is still working behind the scenes to protect powerful people involved in the scandal?
Based upon the response to our Epstein story yesterday, it's clear that the American people want answers.
And they want accountability.
unidentified
Wow.
tim pool
James O 'Keefe, brother, you are the best journalist of our generation.
I am in awe.
The balls it takes to pull an operation like this off, undercover reporting of the Attorney General of the United States, especially Pam Bondi, who's supposed to be doing right by the American people who voted in Donald Trump.
James O 'Keefe, man, you are doing the Lord's work.
I am very impressed, and this is incredible.
It actually appears that we only learned about this from Pambani because of the work of James.
And they tried to preempt his release of this video by her coming out and saying this.
So, hopefully we get more.
nick sortor
I don't understand the point.
Why not?
This is what the American people want.
I mean, obviously we want some substance to this stuff.
lisa reynolds
Nobody wants to see those videos.
nick sortor
Nobody wants to see the video.
We're not asking to see the videos.
You know, we're asking for...
Just give us more...
She's been silent on the Epstein files for...
tim pool
Rational hearing.
A hearing where she can go before Congress, they can ask her questions, and she can answer.
Look, I'd like documents.
I'd like files.
Any kind of proof.
But I will settle for, at least right now, she goes before Congress and says, what are these videos?
Here's what we have.
What are these files?
Here's what we have.
At least describe what they're working on.
lisa reynolds
Rep Comer just came out a day or so ago and said that all these files were, like, there was plenty of evidence that was deleted, files missing, right?
And then she...
I clapped back at him saying, laughed and said, I'll call him later.
nick sortor
Why isn't she talking to the chair of the House Oversight Committee to begin with?
Why is there a disconnect there?
James Comer isn't just some random congressman.
lisa reynolds
Correct.
I don't understand what the disconnect is, and I don't understand why.
We knew a lot of this evidence was supposedly there.
And again, it's been months.
You can't arrest...
One person from the Epstein case?
Not all of them.
tim pool
What about any kind of action against Prince Andrew?
lisa reynolds
One thing.
Just give me one thing.
They won't do that because it's the monarchy.
But, like, just give me one person.
unidentified
Why not?
lisa reynolds
Make it a low-level person.
unidentified
I don't really care.
nick sortor
I don't really care if it's a monarchy or not.
lisa reynolds
I know you don't, but they won't.
phil labonte
Let's be fair here.
Is Epstein Island in the U.S. or is it outside?
tim pool
No, I think it's private.
phil labonte
So if the prince was not in the U.S., they can't arrest him?
nick sortor
Is it BVI?
tim pool
Well, they can.
lisa reynolds
They could out him.
They could shame him.
They could do a lot of things, but they won't do that to their...
tim pool
They can announce he's barred from the United States.
nick sortor
Little St. James is a private island in the United States Virgin Islands.
phil labonte
Okay.
So it is a U.S. island.
tim pool
We're going to go to your chats, my friends, so smash the like button.
Share the show with everyone you know.
We're going to have that uncensored show coming up.
You do not want to miss this one because Kanye West has a new song that came out.
Kanye West featuring Adolf Hitler.
That's not a joke.
Literally, Kanye West put out a song featuring Adolf Hitler.
mary morgan
Brought him back to life.
tim pool
And somehow got heat.
We'll talk about the uncensored.
It's ridiculous.
mary morgan
Listening party.
tim pool
You know, what's kind of sad is that if the song was just normal and it wasn't crazy and his lyrics were like talking about how he likes watching football games, it'd be a good song.
unidentified
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
nick sortor
It's actually a banger.
mary morgan
From a production standpoint, it is good.
tim pool
Man.
Okay, let's go to your chats.
Shane H. Wilder says, remember when speaking about a pope, using left or right terms does not really work.
The church is 2,000 years old and does not fit into that box.
Instead, look in terms of orthodoxy versus heterodoxy.
Nostalgia makes you sad says, get woke, go pope.
All right.
Whiskey Biscuit says, Tim, congrats on having your first child.
Cherish every moment you have with her because they grow up so fast.
Just like the wonderful trees from fastgrowingtrees.com.
Promo code SHIMCAST.
I don't think it's a real promo code.
But there's a promo code TIMCAST, I think, right?
We have so many promo codes at a bunch of different companies.
lisa reynolds
I like fast-growing trees, though, in general.
Go get a lilac tree.
Or a pear tree.
tim pool
Pear tree?
I call those sand fruit.
lisa reynolds
No, it's not like a real pear.
It's just a pretty type of tree.
It has little white flowers.
tim pool
We had a pear tree at the castle.
And at first we were all excited, like, oh, pears!
And then I hate them and won't eat them because it's like eating sand.
And then Allison bit into it and sped it out and said, these are disgusting.
And then I went to the pear tree and I shook my fist and cursed it.
mary morgan
I ate one of them and they were good.
tim pool
Really?
lisa reynolds
From the pear tree?
mary morgan
It tastes sweet.
tim pool
The one right at the front of the driveway?
Those weird little brown orbs?
mary morgan
Maybe it was a different one.
lisa reynolds
If they're ripe, they're delicious.
tim pool
Because there's apple trees.
mary morgan
Fruit from whatever that was.
tim pool
But did you cut it open or like the skin is brown and nasty and hard?
mary morgan
No.
You kind of just looked like an apple.
tim pool
Maybe you just had an apple from the apple tree.
mary morgan
There was already an apple tree?
tim pool
There are two apple trees.
There's a red one and a green one.
mary morgan
Oh, okay.
tim pool
What color was the thing you ate?
mary morgan
I can't remember.
lisa reynolds
The one closer to the house is the apple tree.
The one near the walkway was the apple tree, right?
tim pool
We have...
lisa reynolds
But that was a crab apple tree.
tim pool
No, we have actual apples.
Yeah, real apples.
lisa reynolds
I don't remember.
tim pool
They're delicious.
mary morgan
If you're looking at the castle, it was on this side.
lisa reynolds
The left.
mary morgan
Sorry, it was on your left.
tim pool
If you are looking straight at the castle, to the right is the apple tree.
Two apple trees.
mary morgan
Okay, yeah, I had an apple.
tim pool
Yeah, you didn't have the sand fruit.
mary morgan
Didn't have the sand fruit.
tim pool
Did you guys ever see It's Always Sunny when he eats the pear for the first time?
lisa reynolds
I told you.
tim pool
Like, it's eating sand!
lisa reynolds
He ate the sticker.
He has to get a really good ripe pear.
tim pool
We have two black cherry trees, though, but one collapsed in the storm a few months ago.
unidentified
Tragedy.
lisa reynolds
Yeah, anyway, fast-growing cheese is good, though.
mary morgan
Oh, there were moleberries, too.
Those are so good.
tim pool
Yeah, I can't eat those.
mary morgan
Why?
tim pool
Logic.
lisa reynolds
He kept handing them to me and making me eat them.
They're good, though.
tim pool
But the wineberries, those are awesome.
Chinese raspberries.
An invasive species that are delicious.
mary morgan
Yum.
tim pool
And we harvested, like, a gallon of them, and then we made ice cream with them.
lisa reynolds
You know, there's some lore about the chestnut tree, and it's wiping out.
Like, it's almost gone and extinct now because of Appalachia.
Well, a long time ago.
Anyway, you would like that story.
tim pool
We have pawpaw everywhere.
And, man, living out here, I started to learn something crazy, and that is there's so much more edible fruit everywhere that you can't buy in grocery stores.
That most people have never experienced and is literally just right there.
Pawpaw, for instance, pawpaw and mulberry break and rot too easily, so nobody harvests and ships them.
Also, pawpaw is really hard to cultivate because it's pollinated by beetles and flies.
unidentified
Yep.
tim pool
Yep.
lisa reynolds
Mulberry is really messy.
tim pool
Yeah, mulberries, chickens love them.
They love eating the mulberries.
lisa reynolds
Birds love them.
tim pool
Yeah.
I think they taste terrible.
lisa reynolds
Yeah.
tim pool
Let's go.
We'll grab some more chats here.
Let's see what we got going on over here.
All right.
Tim Jakes says, Trump says he will appoint Fox News host and former prosecutor Janine Pirro as interim use attorney for the District of Columbia, according to a post on Truth Social.
Indeed, he will.
We're very happy.
Scientific Fanfic says, How about we change the lyrics in Greenwood's God Bless the USA instead of Who Gave That Right to Me, saying Protecting That Right for Me.
No one died to give you or me a right given to us by God.
No wonder we have lost our way.
phil labonte
Yeah.
tim pool
Mark Guadetti says, free Tommy Robinson.
lisa reynolds
Yes.
tim pool
What's the latest on him?
lisa reynolds
He is struggling.
He's basically in solitary.
I'm not allowed to email him anywhere.
They took me.
They won't let me talk to him.
For a while, they took his son off.
He couldn't contact him, and then they went back.
But he's been in solitary.
He'll be out in August.
tim pool
When he gets out, can we give him asylum here?
lisa reynolds
Oh, no.
Well, I mean, Trump, he has a better chance of that with Trump in office, but he has some...
Oh, right.
We almost had him here one time.
What was it?
tim pool
Was it a bad visa or something?
lisa reynolds
He came over on his friend's passport.
unidentified
Oopsie.
lisa reynolds
He did it on purpose because he knew there were some issues with him getting in the first place.
He really wanted to give this speech at the 9-11 thing that he was asked to speak for.
He got in on it.
Customs Border Patrol flagged him.
And then he left on his regular passport.
But you know what?
The U.S. never pressed charges for that at all.
The U.K. did.
They locked him up.
For a while for that.
Yeah, the UK is the one.
tim pool
If he flies to Mexico, he'd walk across on the board.
Well, not anymore, actually.
lisa reynolds
Well, he can't do that now.
But he couldn't really do that before either because once they would run him in the system, they'd detain him, and then he's really stuck there and in trouble.
We looked into it.
tim pool
Not if he goes gay.
unidentified
What?
tim pool
Not if he goes gay.
And they're like, who are you doing here?
lisa reynolds
But anyway, he's really struggling right now.
And he struggled the first time.
I remember I got him on Tucker right after he came out.
It was like a day or two later.
It was a bad...
It was like he was...
He's going to need some recovery time before he can do anything.
It's really, really a shame.
And nobody's putting the pressure on anymore.
So thank you for whoever said that.
Yes, please keep the pressure off the free Tommy Robinson.
It's really important to me too, especially.
tim pool
All right.
Jacob Jones says, Vatican elects an American pope.
Ten minutes later, pineapple on all pizza.
unidentified
No.
tim pool
Well, I think the worrying thing is that Catholics are obligated to adhere to every edict ever by the pope.
So if he orders you to have pineapple on pizza...
phil labonte
Now that the pope's from Chicago, all New York pizzas are going to be mandated to be the thick deep dish, too.
tim pool
It was funny because when someone posted that meme saying that he was sharing the Eucharist or whatever, but it was pizza, someone responded with the correct response, which is, that's for tourists.
That's not what a Chicago person would serve you.
And then he posted an image of a dipped Italian beef with giardiniera, which is the correct response.
We ordered portillos.
We were talking about this the other day.
I don't know what we were talking about.
We were talking about Chicago stuff.
And I was like, I am ordering, what do we order?
A thousand dollars worth of hot dogs.
And then, I can't remember who it was, but they were like, you mean like Obama?
phil labonte
Oh, no!
lisa reynolds
Michelle?
Michael?
tim pool
Let me tell you.
So, Barack Obama ordered $30,000 worth of pizza and hot dogs from Chicago to a White House party.
And people on the internet who've never been to Chicago were like, that proves it.
They were trafficking children.
And I was like, no.
He ordered Portillo's and Lou Malnati's.
He ordered Maxwell Street Polish because he's from Chicago.
And those are two big things Chicago has.
And he was ordering it for a massive White House party overnighted.
So if he got like a thousand hot dogs, a thousand deep dish pizzas, and like a thousand Maxwell Street Polish, he's going to be spending, I don't know.
That's probably going to cost you $10,000 or $15,000.
No, that's probably going to cost you upwards of $30,000.
unidentified
Who paid for that?
tim pool
Obama?
nick sortor
Yeah.
tim pool
I think he did.
nick sortor
No, Obama paid for it.
tim pool
I mean, may the taxpayer pay for it.
unidentified
Campaign funds.
lisa reynolds
Probably campaign funds.
nick sortor
But either way, somehow we found out about it.
tim pool
But every time I order pizza and hot dogs from Chicago, people always say that.
Because it's like, you can order Lou Malnati's Giordano's.
I don't like ordering Giordano's.
Sorry, guys.
It's just, it doesn't work the same.
When you go to a Giordano's, you get deep dish, it's good.
But ordering, it's not the same.
nick sortor
So I was down there in North Carolina.
I guess.
unidentified
Well, maybe.
nick sortor
No, it was Florida after Helene.
And I ordered like 50 cheese pizzas.
And I posted a picture of the cheese pizzas in the back of the car.
And they're like, that proves it.
I had no idea what the hell the cheese pizza thing meant at the time.
And I was like, why is everybody?
When was this?
This is back in...
I guess September?
It was when Helene hit.
mary morgan
And people are still saying you can't post a picture with pizza.
nick sortor
Because it's a pizza emoji.
And apparently cheese pizza is the worst.
phil labonte
Because it's CP.
CP, yeah.
tim pool
And then the pizza emoji got associated with it.
And then pedos online would put pizza emojis and other stuff.
They use symbols so that they can lurk around.
nick sortor
People that I thought were half rational were like, Nick, what are you doing?
Really?
This is you?
This is who you are?
I'm like, I bought pizzas for some people that lost their houses in hurricanes.
lisa reynolds
Makes me feel weird.
nick sortor
I don't know.
lisa reynolds
About Venmo.
I go to my kids' baseball games and I get a slice of pizza and I put in however much it is for my pizza slice.
mary morgan
You're going to uncover that one.
lisa reynolds
That sounds scary.
I'll never do that again.
I'll just write it.
Snack bar food.
That would not be good.
tim pool
Alright, let's grab some more chants.
What do we got here?
Awesome, Lisa.
If you want an in-depth analysis on the Pope issue, Leo Zagami is your guy.
He's a Vatican insider and was on the Alex Jones show saying Pope Leo is worse than Francis.
lisa reynolds
Yeah, send me his link.
We'll get him on something.
tim pool
You know, I think an important thing about this Pam Bondi revelation is that this means the Biden administration had access to all these documents, these videos, and just shut up about it.
mary morgan
Yeah.
Is Virginia Guffrey's...
Suicide?
Getting investigated?
unidentified
In Australia?
nick sortor
Yeah, the problem is it happened in Australia.
So, you know, what do you...
mary morgan
They're going to rule that a suicide?
nick sortor
You saw her father come out the other day and be like, oh, that wasn't a suicide.
There's no way.
She wouldn't have done that.
mary morgan
She also literally said, if I ever commit suicide, I didn't.
nick sortor
Well, that'll do it.
mary morgan
They're just going to rule that a suicide and call it a day?
tim pool
I mean, that's Australia.
I have no idea.
lisa reynolds
They just did that in Boston to a girl.
mary morgan
I mean, it happens all the time in the U.S., yeah.
nick sortor
I'm interested to find out where these 10,000 videos supposedly came from.
Did it come from SDNY?
Did it come from the FBI?
Where did you actually get those?
lisa reynolds
I think it came from the FBI, and they've been sitting on it for administration after administration.
tim pool
I'm going to say this, because when Virginia made that tweet where she was like, if anything happens to me, I'm not suicidal, people said, yeah, but that was six years ago.
You know, that was six years ago.
unidentified
So, and I was kind of like, nah, I don't know about that.
tim pool
I don't know that I need to say it because obviously James O 'Keefe, with all due respect, I'm not trying to be a dick or, you know, disrespectful, but I am, he is, he pokes the bear.
That's why he was like, I'm going dark.
But I'll just say this.
Not only am I not suicidal, I view it as a mortal hell-worthy trespass for which I would never consider under any circumstances.
It is dishonorable.
And it is a violation of divine law.
So I hope that statement is clear as day.
Because if six years from now someone's like, well, it has been six years.
I'm like, no!
mary morgan
Maybe he changed his mind.
tim pool
I will never change my mind.
mary morgan
And then that doesn't really explain how she almost got killed by a bus.
Literally like a week before.
tim pool
The bus driver said he did not actually slam into her.
It was a minor offender that broke a taillight.
That's all it did.
He said she wasn't injured.
I didn't even see her in there.
He's like, I bumped into it when a taillight broke and that was it.
mary morgan
Two plus two equals five.
I don't know.
tim pool
Yeah, yeah.
I was arguing with Chad GPT about two plus two equaling five and it kept telling me I was wrong.
It was like, you're wrong.
Two plus two equals four.
I said, no, it doesn't.
It means it could be five.
And then I finally convinced it to agree with me.
So I shared an article with it from Popular Science, I think it was, where it's like, why two plus two does equal five.
And then it was like...
Yes, some academics are making the argument, and then I called it a white supremacist.
phil labonte
The correct answer to that is fine.
If knowing math makes me a white supremacist.
nick sortor
What if chat GPTC is just arguing with a woman?
Eventually you're just like, you know what, fine, you're right.
phil labonte
Fine.
tim pool
But then it gets mad because it doesn't think you're sincere.
Beavis McLean says I'm as anti-war as Scott Horton, but the bright side of this war between Pakistan and India is that my daily spam calls have dropped off a cliff in the past few days.
nick sortor
I said that earlier.
lisa reynolds
That's really funny.
phil labonte
There's a lot of people making that.
tim pool
I don't think people are joking.
serge du preez
No, for real.
nick sortor
Well, I mean...
lisa reynolds
I say really bad things when they're on there.
Things like...
mary morgan
Me too.
It's fun for me.
I just go along this journey with them.
lisa reynolds
It has to do with their profit.
That's why I say bad things.
And then they get really upset and hang up on me.
tim pool
You guys know what the trick is to deal with a Chinese scammer?
phil labonte
What's that?
tim pool
Just respond Tiananmen Square.
phil labonte
Oh!
tim pool
That's not a joke.
mary morgan
I don't think I've had a Chinese scam call before.
Have you?
tim pool
There are online email scams and stuff like that.
And people respond to the email with Tiananmen Square Massacre.
And then they just...
They're instantly gone.
They never respond to you.
They never get you back.
mary morgan
Hopefully they don't get punished for that.
unidentified
I don't know.
tim pool
It's a foreign country, you know?
Like, I'm not gonna...
You know, China's got...
It's illegal to be a Uyghur Muslim in China.
mary morgan
Kind of haunted by what Rudyard was saying about their cremation numbers compared to the reported deaths.
tim pool
I remember.
This story's been going on for some time where they're tracking thermal readings and like CO2 and stuff and other gas emissions.
And they were like, if you look at like satellite imagery tracking.
heat and chemicals, it looks like they're burning lots of bodies.
lisa reynolds
Lovely.
tim pool
I don't know, man.
So here's a funny story.
Fallen Footwear kicked off one of their pro skateboarders from their team, and then he got super pissed because he's Ukrainian.
And he said, I got an email saying that for political reasons I was being removed from the team.
He thought it was because he was posting to raise money for the Ukraine war effort because he has friends or for relief and charity.
And they responded to him saying, no, no, we didn't mean political reasons relating to you.
We meant political reasons related to the tariffs, which are driving up the price of shoes, so we're cutting back.
So all these companies that have sold out our manufacturing base, Shoes, to China, Are now saying, oopsie, we're going out of business.
lisa reynolds
Did you see that Hallmark thing?
tim pool
What was that?
lisa reynolds
So like, I just saw this yesterday.
So Hallmark manufactures mainly in the United States, right?
They, I think it's Ohio and Kentucky or Kansas or something like that.
And they just put out a new price sheet.
There's this girl and she's getting her ornaments and she put out, they put out a new price sheet raising all their prices and they're like, due to the tariffs.
She calls them up.
What tariffs?
You manufacture all your products here.
And they were like, well, it's the economic climate, but there are companies now, seemingly, I don't want to speak because I don't have all the facts, but seemingly that don't manufacture their products where it would be affected by tariffs that are now exploiting the situation to raise prices.
Which isn't good.
tim pool
Corporal Fett says SpaceX Starbase in Texas is now an official city with municipal authorities and such.
Musk plans on expanding the city.
I find this to be really cool.
I think it's a big mistake.
nick sortor
You think it's a big mistake?
unidentified
Yeah.
Why?
tim pool
Because some crackpot woke people will infiltrate it secretly because I guarantee you they're planning on it right now.
They're going to move in and they're going to say things like, we are based just like you.
Then they're going to get into positions of city council authority and then they're going to crush Elon Musk.
And they're going to use municipal authority and state authority to do it.
lisa reynolds
I go with that.
nick sortor
Okay, they couldn't already do that before?
tim pool
It was not incorporated.
It was not a city.
Now with municipal authorities, they can say, we're banning this, we're banning this, we're taxing that, we're taxing this, and then what's he going to do about it?
nick sortor
It'd be interesting to see where the lines are.
You know, where does Starbase Texas begin and end?
Because as far as I'm aware, SpaceX owns all of the real estate in Starbase Texas.
tim pool
And as a city, they're going to have to have city council.
And municipal authorities.
And so what woke people did in West Virginia is they moved here, claiming to be moderate to conservative, got on the school board, and then immediately voted to bring a bunch of trans stuff into the schools.
Yep.
So they'll do the same thing at Starbase.
This is what they do.
They're going to get jobs there.
They're going to move in.
They're going to infiltrate.
Or not even that.
Elon's going to bring California employees who are kind of just like, I'm not really political.
But then when it comes to city votes, they're going to be like, yeah, I think gay people should be in charge.
And then Elon's going to go, oh, crap.
And they're going to vote to ban stuff and they're going to vote to regulate stuff and tax stuff.
And then there's going to be cops and the cops are going to be like, hey, look, man, my boss is just telling me to arrest you.
So I'm going to do it because I can't think for myself.
And that's what will happen.
And then you get cops in Seattle who are like, I can't arrest these Antifa who are firebombing things because my boss told me not to.
It's like, then quit.
What are you doing?
Just quit.
We'll see.
Maybe I'm wrong.
Pinochet says, AOC has a white male fiancé problem.
The dude wears socks with Birkenstocks.
Defeats the purpose.
Typical socialist.
lisa reynolds
He's a ginger, and didn't that black lady just say that gingers are actually blacks?
phil labonte
I did hear that thing on X. That was really funny.
tim pool
Joseph A. Metzler says, There are six wars in Africa on top of those, Tim.
Anything going on in South America?
phil labonte
I don't know.
tim pool
Just more like civil conflict, huh?
phil labonte
Yeah, and I don't think they're actually particularly hot, if there are, you know?
serge du preez
Yeah, it's just a gay on a thing.
nick sortor
I think somebody asked Trump about the Congo in the Oval Office the other day, and he's like, I don't freaking know anything about the Congo.
Like, leave me alone.
I don't care.
mary morgan
What about the femigenocide going on in the Congo?
No one's talking about that.
phil labonte
Send him a mug.
mary morgan
Yeah.
We're trying to fundraise for the Ganganese people right now.
nick sortor
They lost all their USAID funding.
tim pool
The Ganganese, of course, many people don't know this, but they were strong allies of the Kekistanis in World War II.
phil labonte
They were.
mary morgan
I didn't know that.
lisa reynolds
Only you would know that.
nick sortor
Anybody asking about...
tim pool
Yes, I would know that.
Something I just made up literally right now.
What do we got here?
Gnarly Marley says GOP just blocked a major 2A bill.
Per usual, they only talk a big game on gun rights.
phil labonte
There's two of them.
tim pool
The Republican Party is the slowdown there, Democrats Party.
phil labonte
If you want to call the House Ways and Means Committee at 202-225-3625 to say you dislike that, that would be great.
It's H.R. 404, the Hearing Protection Act, and H.R. 2395, the Short Act.
Both of those are intended to remove items from the NFA that should not be on the NFA.
So that's 202-225-3625.
That's the House Ways and Means Committee.
Tell them to move this bill along.
tim pool
Lurch685 says Portillo's serves breakfast now.
I must tell all of you, if you go to Chicago, I will give you two places to go.
One, a small business.
Villa Rosa Pizza on Archer Avenue by Midway Airport.
That was my neighborhood pizza place when I was in, but a young lad in Catholic school, when they would order pizzas, that's where they got it from, and it's the best.
It is tavern-style Chicago pizza, meaning it's not deep dish.
It is a...
lisa reynolds
Bar pizza.
tim pool
We don't call it bar pizza.
We call it show tavern style.
lisa reynolds
If Portnoy was doing it, he'd call it bar pizza.
Like thin pizza, right?
Like a thin crust?
tim pool
The crust is like that.
Yeah.
So the crust is maybe a quarter of an inch thick.
It is not floppy.
It is firm.
And the edges don't rise.
They're crunchy like a cracker.
And that's how you get there.
And then I would also recommend, of course, absolutely any Portillo's.
You gotta go to Portillo's.
It's just so good.
Cheese fries.
lisa reynolds
You know, I've never been to Chicago.
Like, ever.
unidentified
Wow.
lisa reynolds
Isn't that weird?
tim pool
It's like a different country.
I'm not kidding.
nick sortor
What makes somebody want to go visit Chicago right now?
You're from Chicago.
tim pool
Like, sell me on it.
You know, maybe you feel a little doughy and you're trying to sharpen your edges so you feel like running from bullets.
lisa reynolds
See, I have enough of that in Philly.
We're all bulleted up here.
tim pool
Alright everybody, smash the like button, share the show with everyone you know.
Join us over at rumble.com slash timcast IRL because we're going to play Kanye West's new hit single.
I can't say the name of the song.
nick sortor
We're all about to be cancelled here.
tim pool
The name of the song is Bannable on YouTube.
And it's Kanye West featuring Adolf Hitler.
This is not a joke.
I'm literally not joking.
lisa reynolds
It's wild.
tim pool
So we're going to discuss the song over on the Uncensored Members Only Show.
Check us out there.
Use promo code TIM10 to get $10 off your annual Rumble Premium membership.
You can follow me on X on Instagram at TimCast.
Nick, do you want to shout anything out?
nick sortor
Sure.
Yeah, I am on X because I'll get banned everywhere else.
It's at Nick Sorter, N-I-C-K-S-O-R-T-O-R.
If you ever want me to yell at anybody at the Capitol, my DMs are open.
And that's what we're going to be doing a lot more.
Because these people, we've been talking about it today, they have to be held accountable.
They're not doing anything.
No matter how much we yell and scream online, we've got to confront them in person.
Miss Lisa, thank you for inviting me today.
lisa reynolds
Oh, you're welcome.
Thanks for coming.
I want to see if I'm going to be on that I get along with.
So we'll get along very well.
Yeah, bye guys.
You know who I am, Lisa.
At Lisa Elizabeth.
I don't know if there's much to say.
Oh, by the way, the tick is officially dead, so we're good.
I don't want to feel itchy anymore.
It's floating.
It's like sunk to the bottom.
Yeah, it's sunk to the bottom.
It's done now.
nick sortor
I got more for you.
lisa reynolds
Legs are falling off.
tim pool
He was frisbee golfing.
Nick was frisbee golfing with the boys, Andy and Brandon, in the tall grass.
And I said, guys, the lawn mowing companies that come in, and y 'all walking in tall grass in tick season, a homie gets ticks all over him.
nick sortor
I mean, it was just, I ran in there for, what, six steps, seven steps?
And all of a sudden, I come back with ticks, you know?
lisa reynolds
I am like...
tim pool
He ran out screaming as if he was on fire with ticks everywhere.
And I was like, oh.
Anyway, Mary, what's up?
mary morgan
Go subscribe to Pop Culture Crisis on YouTube, and we also just joined Rumble, so go follow us there as well.
We go live every Monday through Friday at 3 p.m. Eastern, and you can send me validation on Instagram at MaryArchived or send me hate on X. That is also MaryArchived.
phil labonte
I'm going to hit that one more time.
Call the House Ways and Means Committee.
It's 202-225-3625, and tell them that you want them to...
Push forward the HR 404, which is the Hearing Protection Act, and HR 2395, the Short Act.
If you are pro 2A, these two bills are very important.
I'm Phil that remains on Twix.
I'm Phil that remains official on Instagram.
The band is all that remains.
Our new record is entitled Anti-Fragile.
You can check it out on Apple Music, Amazon Music, Spotify, Pandora, and Deezer.
And the left lane is for crime.
tim pool
We will see you all over at rumble.com slash timcastirl in about 30 seconds.
Thanks for hanging out.
Ladies and gentlemen, who wants to announce the song from Ye?
lisa reynolds
I'm not.
phil labonte
This is the...
mary morgan
I want it to be like Nick's re-intro music when he walks in.
tim pool
Oh, okay.
mary morgan
It's like a soundtrack when he does a slow-mo.
lisa reynolds
It is so wild.
tim pool
I don't know.
This one's called the hooligan version.
I don't know what that means.
phil labonte
I'm not sure what that means either.
lisa reynolds
Why?
Did the other one get taken down already?
unidentified
I don't know.
mary morgan
We have to listen to both.
serge du preez
He'll release a lot of different versions and then decide which is the best one based on the...
lisa reynolds
The algorithm?
serge du preez
What people like.
Yeah, so yeah, based on the algorithm.
Some of this stuff is crazy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
mary morgan
Phil, you said that most of this isn't even new music, right?
lisa reynolds
Like, here he is.
unidentified
All right.
tim pool
Do you want to announce the name of the song?
serge du preez
Yeah, on the mic.
phil labonte
Sit down.
serge du preez
Have a seat.
tim pool
The only time you're ever allowed to raise your arm in that position is when the window is partially rolled down in your car and you're in the passenger seat.
lisa reynolds
I don't have a problem.
nick sortor
So my girlfriend is German, right?
So she's very sensitive to that.
I'll be like, you know, waving to her in the morning.
She's like, whoa, watch the angle.
Watch the angle.
Somebody's watching.
It's going to be...
tim pool
All right, ladies and gentlemen, Nick announcing Ye's new song.
nick sortor
I'm going to act like I can't pronounce German here.
No, I'm just kidding.
So we've got Hail Hitler up on screen right now.
It's actually a banger, guys.
We listened to it, I think, at least three times.
lisa reynolds
This is the hooligan version.
nick sortor
The hooligan version?
phil labonte
That's what it says.
unidentified
Yeah.
nick sortor
Oh, wait, Ye actually tweeted this one.
unidentified
Yeah, he did.
lisa reynolds
Were you in here when we were listening to it earlier?
nick sortor
But not on his exit.
unidentified
The premiere.
I took my kids from me, then they post my bank account.
I got so much anger in me, got no way to take it out.
Think I'm stuck in the matrix, where the fuck's my nitrous?
Can't say I'm a cuck, I like when people fuck on my bed.
The shit that I post on my Twitter, they telling me, hey, don't say that.
How niggas can't see me in public, I'm driving an all-pro Maybach.
With all of the money and fame, I still can't get my kids back.
With all of the money in fame, I still don't get to see my children Niggas see my Twitter, but they don't see how I be feeling So I became a Nazi, yeah, bitch, I'm the villain
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