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clint russell
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tim pool
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Alright, so hopefully we're live.
We're having some issue with Rumble.
Rumble has you upload a video placeholder before going live.
And then it was giving us some error that's not working, but it looks like people... So we had to restart it.
So it looks like we're live, I guess.
serge du preez
Yeah, we should be good now.
Yeah.
tim pool
So, uh, I figured we should talk about QAnon.
clint russell
Oh, yeah?
tim pool
Yeah, we have this story from the post-millennial.
Mike Pence accidentally admits he had legal ability to turn over 2020 election results.
Oh, he had to turn it over to the House of Representatives.
He's full of shit.
We all knew this.
The Constitution, it's clear what the constitutional procedure is for this.
He said... Actually, let me just play this for you.
mike pence
It wasn't just that I asked for a pause.
The president specifically asked me, and his gaggle of crackpot lawyers asked me to literally reject votes, which would have resulted in the issue being turned over to the House of Representatives, and literally chaos would have ensued.
So, Martha, people can read the indictment.
tim pool
Is that it right there?
That's literally what happens.
We all talked about it.
We all went over the issues.
If Mike Pence said, there are legal disputes currently active in these states, I won't count these votes.
unidentified
Great.
clint russell
That was the whole thing.
All I have to say about Mike Pence is he's like the human embodiment of a queef.
tim pool
That's offensive to queefs.
clint russell
You're right, it is.
I'm sorry to queef.
tim pool
It's worse.
clint russell
Shout out to my queefs.
phil labonte
Queefs happen sometimes when you're getting rambunctious.
They're natural and normal?
clint russell
No, when I see this dude though, he's just like, he's so empty.
He's just such an empty vessel of a human being.
phil labonte
He's a, he is a pretty perfect caricature of a politician.
unidentified
Yeah.
phil labonte
Right?
unidentified
Yeah.
phil labonte
Like the, the, the whole, uh, just the, I mean the, the, his, his mannerisms and everything are, is so A beach trip turned breakdown is a drag.
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Polished in and but just but just it's fake.
clint russell
It's like mannequin.
unidentified
Yeah, but it like was hit back at prosecutors just hours before his court appearance on charges of trying to overturn the results of the 2020 election.
Yes, the former president said the indictment was unprecedented and showed the corruption of the Biden presidency.
Well, it's the third time in four months he's been charged, and as we understand it, probably not the last, as he campaigns to regain the presidency.
Meanwhile, his son, his eldest, Donald Jr., spoke to Nigel Farage last night, and he questions the timing of the indictment.
It's later.
Mules, the film that came out.
clint russell
There you go.
unidentified
What they did, they spent over four million tracking the phones and the reason it's only two thousand mules is that based on the visits to the drop boxes in Georgia, they had to have gone over ten times.
And they've got all the film for that.
So the thing is that The election integrity is so different and so problematic in every single state, every single state.
But that doesn't mean that the machines didn't do something, that there were some other kind of finagling.
But the long and short... Go ahead.
Well, it doesn't... But that's where conspiracy comes in, is it?
To say, well, it doesn't mean that something didn't happen.
There's no evidence that it happened.
How many court cases did the Trump campaign try to bring?
Nothing's gone in his favour.
OK, wait a minute.
Everyone, the media goes, oh, there were 60 court cases that were rejected.
No, there were three.
He won two.
He lost one.
57 were never heard because they had no standing.
And standing means that the person bringing the case Has to claim some kind of impact or injury.
So it's really, you know, the media did that and they're great at doing that.
But it was a fallacy in there.
And the thing is that, you know, you know, I sit on a task force at the Department of Defense.
And the thing is, they've got the goods.
They've got the goods.
And Trump knew that if he presented any of the goods early on, we'd have a civil war.
That he really felt that the people needed to see how bad it could get.
And that's the saddest topic.
hannah claire brimelow
That's like a vote against him.
serge du preez
That's extremely irresponsible.
clint russell
See, this is where they lose me.
unidentified
This is all going to be based on free speech.
The First Amendment in the U.S.
Constitution, that he had a right to say what he believed.
And he believed that the election results were not So she's saying Trump can prove voter fraud but won't because the people weren't ready.
As was put out.
But the point is, if you live in a democracy and you believe in a democracy, then that means that even if you don't like the outcome of an election, you respect that.
Because it's a democratic vote.
Well, a democratic vote, and so therefore he should be silent about it?
He has a right to speak, but the issue of course is if he then acts to subvert that election result.
Oh, so because you think he's being criticized because in Georgia he said, can you find me 12,000 votes?
Or, um, you know, the thing is he didn't try to subvert anything.
What he's really done is he set up the deep state to come out.
And that's why we're seeing all these things.
I mean, it just was revealed with whistleblowers and Hunter Biden's ex best friend that in 2015, um, the head of Burisma gave Joe and Hunter Biden 10 million bribe.
In 2018, Hunter is, I mean, Joe is on TV publicly saying that he threatened that unless they got the prosecutor fired, that he wasn't going to let them have their one billion in support.
In 2019, Trump calls Zelensky to find out about what went on to get the prosecutor fired.
tim pool
Yeah, no, Trump was putting her out specifically.
Trump calls her out.
He says she's fantastic.
clint russell
He says everyone has got to watch this.
I'm like, why?
unidentified
We've lived with it for a long time.
I just want to pick you up on one thing.
You said earlier on, you know, Donald Trump has been very clear on this.
Is he a man that you... I mean, look, he's about as believable as a chocolate teapot, isn't he?
Look, I know that... Oh, thank God you've got the negativity in at the end and not the beginning.
I can always count on you for that.
Always.
But it's a legitimate point to say that Donald Trump is a man who always speaks the truth.
That can't be the case.
hannah claire brimelow
It does feel so British.
unidentified
It can't be the case of any leader, to be fair.
But, I mean, definitely not Donald Trump.
Well, I don't know if I said everything or always, because I do call him the embellisher-in-chief, because he's a marketer.
But in terms of telling us things, optics, you better believe that he's very much a straight shooter in terms of actions that he's going to take or what he thinks needs to be done.
hannah claire brimelow
Where's that apricot color?
unidentified
They made fun of him because they assumed he broke protocol and walked in front of the Queen.
No, if you go back and look at it, you will see he looked at her, she gave a wave with her hand, he proceeded, she took a couple of steps, he stopped, and he waited for her to join.
That was an optic to tell us that he then was going to bankrupt the U.S.
corporation.
And like start somewhere and be like, yeah, I kind of get where you're going.
clint russell
But this is what I'm talking about.
unidentified
And you are tax dollars.
We were paying back.
You know, forget this tea party and without taxation, without representation.
We owed you a lot of money because you helped us in the Civil War.
And so that is what's happening.
This is what happened to the History Channel.
serge du preez
Because now, you and me try to work out my own articles.
unidentified
I'm ending this.
We're dissolving this corporation.
But why is General Flynn and Trump upping this like it's all legit?
tim pool
And stop Donkey Pox.
unidentified
Who is this lady?
Is she a big donor?
tim pool
Why is at stop Donkey Pox posting this?
unidentified
The Pope wasn't happy.
You should find the picture of him visiting the Pope.
It took 650 planes to remove our gold from the Vatican.
I don't believe any of this!
clint russell
I don't know.
hannah claire brimelow
I feel like she's fun.
unidentified
Janet Alba is really good to see.
You too.
clint russell
She's like a more serious Roseanne Barr.
tim pool
I love how it goes from 10 miles an hour to 200 in a second.
hannah claire brimelow
And she maintains the same calm posture.
There's no more gesticulating.
tim pool
Donald Trump has very serious concerns about things that happened on 2020.
So when he met with the Queen and took two steps to the right, that was his signal to the American people he was going to bankrupt the crown and go after the Federal Reserve, and then he was going to charge up and launch into space!
unidentified
They told her, like, the only couple minutes left, she's going, I'm going to fit it all in, don't worry.
clint russell
I mean, is that not one of the weirdest interviews ever?
And then on top of that, they don't cut her off, which I find fascinating.
unidentified
But then Trump and General Flynn Like, push it!
hannah claire brimelow
But is she, like, related to a major political donor?
unidentified
Brooklyn.
hannah claire brimelow
And they're like, you gotta promote my wife, Jane.
unidentified
You're gonna look so dumb when Trump bankrupts the Federal Reserve and the Crown.
hannah claire brimelow
Hey, when we get that gold back from the Vatican.
clint russell
I will be so grateful if I get to look that dumb.
Please make it happen.
unidentified
That's so bad.
tim pool
Roseanne said there's going to be military tribunals at the end of the year.
unidentified
Yeah.
clint russell
I don't buy any of it!
tim pool
And she is going to owe, what was it, about $1,000 to Michael Malice?
clint russell
Something like that.
tim pool
So we're going to put on an event in January where she's going to give him $1,000.
hannah claire brimelow
A clip of that got randomly suggested to me on Instagram.
My Instagram is like all people who renovate houses and like old buildings.
unidentified
Yeah.
hannah claire brimelow
I was like, oh, I think I spent too much time at the office.
tim pool
And then I guess January 2025, we're going to have another event where she has to pay Michael another $1,000 because there was an election.
And that one's funny, though, because for all we know, 2025 will be like sitting in a smoldering heap of ash and rubble.
unidentified
Yeah, for real.
tim pool
And then we'll be like, hey, I'll look over at Phil and we're both just like in rags in a nuclear wasteland.
And I'll be like, hey, Phil, there was no election.
And I'll go, oh, yeah.
And then he goes, I miss Michael.
And then I'm going to crack open a can of beans.
That's our future in a year and a half.
clint russell
That's optimistic.
I mean, you think we're all going to survive?
Wow.
unidentified
Okay.
Better one.
tim pool
Better one.
Phil and I, it's gotta be Phil, we're running through Southeast Asian jungles, fully armed, being drafted and sent overseas.
phil labonte
With night vision.
tim pool
In the night, and we're just taking out communists in this war zone, and then I stop and go, hey Phil!
There was no election!
unidentified
Oh yeah, Michael Osorio's in a thousand dollars.
Oh man, I hope I'm allowed to see that.
hannah claire brimelow
You don't think you'll be in there with them?
clint russell
No, I don't think so.
I think I've been too outspoken.
tim pool
Nah, what'll happen is, after me and Phil are sitting in the rubble, and then I say this and I crack open the beans, the robot drone shaped like a trash can with treads rolls up with your head in a vat, and then you go, hello friends, it's me, Clint.
And we're all like, oh hey Clint!
unidentified
Hey, Michael owes Roseanne a thousand dollars.
And we're like, yeah I was just telling Phil that!
clint russell
There was no election, haha, joke's on him.
unidentified
There was no election, haha.
clint russell
Oh man, I love this.
tim pool
And then we cheers our beans.
clint russell
We cheers our beans.
unidentified
There was no election, Rosanna's right.
tim pool
It is funny though, because she said there's not gonna be an election, but I think her reasoning was more Q related.
clint russell
Yes.
tim pool
But it could very well be like, you know, Russia blows stuff, like drops a nuke or something.
unidentified
Yeah.
hannah claire brimelow
Well, then she still gets the win, right?
unidentified
Right.
tim pool
That's all that matters.
phil labonte
Does anyone win if we get nuked?
hannah claire brimelow
Roseanne, a thousand dollars!
tim pool
What if they change it to, like, ranked choice voting?
Does that still count as an election?
unidentified
I would say so.
tim pool
Or can we argue that the system is so fundamentally changed it would be different?
clint russell
I'd still say that's an election.
Because there's still voting.
hannah claire brimelow
Yeah.
Technically still counts.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
You heard my theory, right?
On how they get Newsom in?
Uh, I'm sure I did, but... Biden has a heart attack on stage.
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
clint russell
Newsom runs out.
Yeah, saves him.
That'd be wild.
tim pool
That's the only way to do it.
It's genius, but like... It'd be funny if, like, the Deep State guys watch the show and they're like, holy shit, that's a brilliant fucking idea.
clint russell
Do they heart attack gun him?
Face it!
You think Biden can fake a heart attack?
tim pool
Yes!
unidentified
Are you joking?
hannah claire brimelow
Have you ever seen the show The Closer I think it's called?
It's like a DC political.
There's like one secret service agent who like has a ring that has like a tiny thing and he like claps the president's son on the shoulder and then the kid like dies on stage like it looks like whatever.
He'll do that to Biden.
clint russell
This is why I'm saying why would they have Biden act?
Biden doesn't want to step down.
hannah claire brimelow
So that's what I mean.
I don't think they're going to let him.
clint russell
Yeah, they're going to take him out.
hannah claire brimelow
Yeah.
tim pool
And then Gavin runs out on stage.
clint russell
Yeah.
tim pool
So so Biden can be doing a rally in California.
They get a few thousand people, you know.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
Joe is talking and then he starts to.
And then he starts to fall, and then as he's falling, Gavin runs over, grabs him, he puts him down, takes his jacket off, throws, and he goes, call help!
And then he starts, you know, pounding on his chest, and people are going, oh my god, and security's like, get away, get away, and it'll be a historical moment.
There's no way you defeat Gavin after that, I'm not kidding.
clint russell
You're probably right, but my favorite part of this entire hypothetical is that I then get to have a screenshot on my phone of Gavin Newsom lip-locking with Joe Biden, and that'd be hilarious.
unidentified
As he tries to resuscitate him.
tim pool
But think about the scale of a governor saving the life of a president.
Historically.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
It will be, like, written about for centuries.
It'll be like, you know, in 2000, the country was heavily divided.
clint russell
Oh, bro.
We don't have centuries if Gavin Newsom becomes president.
I promise you that.
tim pool
Yeah, it'll be an authoritarian lockdown, but the books will continue.
What do you think Ben Shapiro says if this happens?
clint russell
Oh, God, I don't know.
tim pool
He's not gonna be able to criticize Biden.
Conservatives always take the hoity-toity route.
unidentified
True.
tim pool
All these issues.
Yeah, because it would be untoward to talk about the... So they'll be like, they'll say things like, look, you know, of course, Joe Biden was not a good president, but no one's cheering for him being being sick.
And we're glad Gavin was there to save his life.
That will be, like, the way they approach it, and they have to.
And then, you know, of course, they'll still come out and say, Gavin should not be president.
It doesn't mean we should vote for the guy, he should be president.
But it's gonna be, you're gonna be really hard-pressed to overcome the media narrative of billboards and commercials and lifetime movies.
True.
The man who saved the president running for, dude, no way.
hannah claire brimelow
Because it's gonna be like, there's gonna be a delay.
You can't criticize Gavin Newsom for what, two, three weeks?
And that's all the momentum he needs to get started.
I also think Gavin Newsom has really benefited from having some viral moments.
I don't know if you guys remember this, or I'm just a girl, but when he was getting, I think, sworn in as governor, he had a really young son who kept running up to the stage.
And at one point, Gavin Newsom just like, picks him up and does his speech.
And like, I don't like Gavin Newsom, but there was this moment where you're like, aw, a family man.
phil labonte
He protects his children.
hannah claire brimelow
These moments he can really capitalize on.
phil labonte
But he had to do that because that was that was a really good diversion from the like the stretched skin mask over his reptile There's one there's one thing that will make me vote for Gavin Newsom and it's it's if during a rally he blinks sideways I'm gonna be like that's the lizard guy.
unidentified
That's the guy oh my gosh, and we have that woman like burst onto stage You have Dr. Jane Halpern just come down from the rafters with an Uzi.
phil labonte
There's a significant part of me that thinks that if he does blink sideways that the correct move is actually to vote for him.
hannah claire brimelow
No, Phil.
phil labonte
I think so.
serge du preez
I don't know, dude.
unidentified
We just have to ask the girl from the plane if she says we can vote for him.
Are we allowed, young lady?
hannah claire brimelow
She spotted them first, that's all I'm saying.
clint russell
I gotta say, I wanted to ask you guys about this.
tim pool
Have you guys seen this?
clint russell
It's a masterpiece.
tim pool
I think I'm gonna buy this.
unidentified
You should.
tim pool
For real.
Let me zoom in.
So this is a painting someone made.
clint russell
It's only 50 bucks?
tim pool
Yeah, and it's this woman, well it's like a print of it, it's this woman pointing to the plane and she says, you know, that motherfucker's not real or whatever, and you got a jackalope, you got an alien, you got a unicorn, I think there's a leprechaun, there's Bigfoot in the back, that one's so good, he's doing the walk.
serge du preez
Is that like Avril Lavigne right there?
tim pool
It looks like Avril Lavigne.
clint russell
Santa.
tim pool
Yeah, Santa's there, there's a mermaid, dude that's so good.
serge du preez
That thing's a masterpiece.
You got a leprechaun on the exit row?
hannah claire brimelow
Yeah.
tim pool
There's a couple guys who are just normal looking dudes.
phil labonte
My favorite thing is she looks good and everyone else down the plane looks kinda bad.
serge du preez
Well, pigeons aren't real either, so... Oh, that's the point.
tim pool
They found her, by the way.
They know who it is now.
Yeah, I forgot her name already.
Tiffany Gomez, I think her name was?
clint russell
I knew where she was a month ago.
I've been stalking her.
tim pool
Oh, really?
hannah claire brimelow
You have your engagement ring ready to go?
I feel like you gotta get on that plane to Dallas right now.
There's a line of suitors.
tim pool
There's a lizard person.
Oh yeah, there's a lizard guy right there.
Look right there.
clint russell
What I need is a woman who can identify the reptilians before they take me on.
tim pool
It's a gnome.
It's a gnome right here.
hannah claire brimelow
That's a good quality in a way.
clint russell
It is!
serge du preez
Garden gnome, that is true.
That's wild.
clint russell
But I was thinking about this.
hannah claire brimelow
The longer you look at it, there's more stuff, which is amazing.
tim pool
Who is this?
Is that Avril Lavigne?
It looks like it.
serge du preez
It really looks like Avril.
clint russell
No, it probably is because she's had a body double.
You've heard that conspiracy theory.
serge du preez
That could be the conspiracy.
unidentified
For real?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
tim pool
Well, what is that conspiracy?
clint russell
Because she just vanished, and then she came back, and then she was like...
Unless she wasn't goth anymore.
serge du preez
The music industry replaced her.
No way.
clint russell
Google it.
Avril Lavigne body double.
serge du preez
That's like a way back when conspiracy now.
clint russell
It's well known.
serge du preez
I don't know if it's been proven or not yet.
tim pool
It's proven.
hannah claire brimelow
But is it like she just got work that didn't age well?
clint russell
Honestly, all that happened is she probably went away to get like a nose job and get a facelift.
tim pool
Yo, that's not Avril Lavigne.
hannah claire brimelow
That's the thing!
clint russell
There we go!
tim pool
It's a picture of a different person!
clint russell
Well, now you're all in.
Just with me, Tim.
hannah claire brimelow
That's why she's on the plane.
phil labonte
You're all in.
clint russell
That's why she's on the plane, because that motherfucker is not real.
unidentified
They show a picture of two different people.
serge du preez
Yeah, I don't know.
tim pool
I'm looking at the Guardian and it's like, why do people think this is not the same person?
I'm like, dude, that's not the same person.
Like, the nose is so different.
You can't do that with surgery.
hannah claire brimelow
Is Britney Spears on this plane?
Cause that's the other thing right now.
She has someone who's, well, there's a rumor that her sister is like green screening in for her on her weird Instagram videos because actually Britney is, I don't know where Britney is.
And I guess that's the problem.
unidentified
Hmm.
clint russell
Let's go.
Let's go deeper.
hannah claire brimelow
Who's this AirPods guy?
Do you guys recognize him?
Or is he just a passenger?
tim pool
You know, Paul McCartney was replaced, right?
serge du preez
Yeah.
That's the other one.
unidentified
By who?
I don't know.
tim pool
You know the conspiracy theory?
clint russell
No, not about Paul.
tim pool
Paul McCartney was in a car accident.
unidentified
Uh-huh.
tim pool
That's true.
Yeah.
And they said that he bumped his face and got a scar or something.
The conspiracy theory is that the car accident was actually super serious and it took his life.
And so, realizing they had this massive multi-million dollar cash cow and if Paul was dead, they're fucked, they had a Paul McCartney lookalike contest.
Found a guy who looked just like him and said, you are going to take over for Paul McCartney.
unidentified
His life.
tim pool
His life.
And then the conspiracy theory is like, I watched this doc, it's like, I call it documentary, but it was like some crackpot video.
And they were like, you'll notice that after this happened, John Lennon no longer sings side by side with him.
And it's because John was best friends with Paul, and Paul died, and this lookalike guy is not Paul, so John's like, I don't like this guy, and that's why the band eventually breaks up, and I'm like, what, like 15 years later?
serge du preez
Come on.
clint russell
Well, and isn't McCartney still alive today?
unidentified
Yes.
hannah claire brimelow
Which one?
Which one is alive?
clint russell
But I'm saying, whoever that dude is, he's been living this lie for 60 years or something?
tim pool
Yup.
Alright, we're gonna go to callers.
We're gonna go to callers.
unidentified
Let's grab some callers and ask them what they think about Paul McCartney.
tim pool
Callers are only allowed to ask about Paul McCartney.
There you go.
clint russell
And Avril Lavigne.
serge du preez
And or Avril Lavigne.
tim pool
She's great.
serge du preez
She's so hot.
hannah claire brimelow
I think she's single right now.
unidentified
Oh, really?
clint russell
Which one?
phil labonte
Avril.
hannah claire brimelow
It's hard to tell.
serge du preez
Laura Henn.
clint russell
That'd be a power couple right there.
serge du preez
Do you have anything to say about Avril Lavigne, Laura Henn?
unidentified
Hello?
serge du preez
Push to talk, maybe?
phil labonte
Push to talk.
serge du preez
You're off mute.
Can't hear you though.
tim pool
We'll have to come back.
serge du preez
Yeah, I hope you can figure that out.
Pardon me.
tim pool
Avril Lavigne has 12.5 million followers.
phil labonte
She deserves everyone of them.
tim pool
That's crazy.
clint russell
She's getting fat.
Is she?
unidentified
Yeah.
clint russell
Alright, well then maybe she's in my wheelhouse now.
unidentified
Don't talk about Phil's future wife like that.
serge du preez
Rekhra Morrison.
Hello, you are live with us now.
I hope I'm saying that right.
Rekhra Morrison, Rekhra Morkin.
unidentified
Yep, that works out.
So, thank you for taking my call.
My question is mainly geared towards Tim because he likes talking about psychology experiments.
Specifically, psychology in the last few decades has learned that a primary mechanism for child learning is over-imitation.
This is the human behavior of doing redundant steps, even though you know they're wrong, to mimic an authority figure.
Do you think that over-imitation is responsible for a lot of the crazy virus that is infecting cities?
tim pool
Oh, like the woke mind virus stuff?
unidentified
Yeah, exactly.
tim pool
I mean, I don't know.
I think people are just... What's the right word?
No willpower.
Low mental fortitude and low willpower.
And so they're easily hypnotized and controlled.
serge du preez
I don't know.
tim pool
Yeah, I don't know about imitation, though.
unidentified
Well, this is a psychological phenomenon.
You can look up a lot of literature to it.
The basics of the original experiment was a monkey couldn't get food or The original experiment was that you gave a food container to a baby and a monkey.
The human baby would repeat redundant steps to get at the food, whereas the monkey would stop.
tim pool
The monkey would stop?
unidentified
It wouldn't repeat redundant steps in order to get at the food.
So once you showed it that one of the steps was redundant, it would drop the step and just go after the food.
Ah.
tim pool
Even when a monkey showed it?
unidentified
Like, the controller of the experiment would be showing them how to access the food in two steps.
The first would be a redundant step, the second would be the actual step to open up the food.
tim pool
Animals develop much more quickly than humans do.
Humans develop rather slowly.
So, you know, I remember telling, uh, I was talking to my friend and his family.
We were having dinner or whatever.
And I said this and his very religious family got very offended by it.
And they're like, that's not true.
And I was like, yeah, it is.
A bee is born.
And within like a few days, it's got a job and is a man and doing man stuff.
Like, and then it lives for like a week and then it dies or a month or something.
serge du preez
Well, for bees to be women stuff, because they're all females.
tim pool
No, they're all male.
They're all females?
serge du preez
Yeah.
Only drone bees are male because there's a queen bee.
tim pool
Right, I thought there was one female and they're all male.
serge du preez
No, they're all females.
tim pool
All the bees are female, huh?
serge du preez
Almost positive, yeah.
clint russell
But what about that stinger, though?
I'm sorry, that was just a stupid phallic joke.
hannah claire brimelow
You're just faster than the rest of us to get them, I think.
tim pool
Get it backwards.
The drones are all male and don't sting.
Worker bees are... No, you were right.
Yeah, yeah.
Drone bales are... Wait, the drones are male.
serge du preez
Yeah, yeah, that's what I thought.
tim pool
And the workers are female.
serge du preez
Right, and then the drones have the ability to mate with the queen bee, right?
I think that's right.
unidentified
That's what I thought.
tim pool
Yeah, but anyway, my point is, like, a calf is born, it starts walking right away.
And then it's just, like, right there doing cow stuff.
And humans, it's years before they're doing anything.
So humans are kind of slow, you know?
phil labonte
Because of the big brain.
tim pool
That's right.
phil labonte
It takes a lot of energy to make that thing.
clint russell
It is interesting that we develop that slowly and we still grow to be the apex predator.
tim pool
It's mostly because the babies should be in the womb a lot longer.
But because of the big head, they have to be birthed sooner.
clint russell
Oh, so that's, yeah, no, that makes perfect sense.
tim pool
So cows be chillin', just up in there, you know?
phil labonte
Cows be chillin'.
serge du preez
Cows do indeed be chillin'.
tim pool
But yeah, I don't know, I don't really have any commentary on imitation.
serge du preez
I hope that's a good answer for you.
clint russell
Put that on a t-shirt.
serge du preez
Cows be chillin'.
clint russell
Cows do indeed be chillin'.
tim pool
Cows be chillin'.
That's a good shirt idea.
unidentified
That's a good shirt.
Well, if you don't think it's as big of a deal, best regards.
Have a good one.
phil labonte
Alright, thanks for calling in, buddy.
serge du preez
Likewise, man.
Cheers.
Alright, let's check back and see if you figured this problem out, Laura Henn.
Are you with us?
You're live right now.
No, nothing going on.
I can see she's not muted.
Try the push-to-talk.
Try pushing it when you're trying to talk to us.
tim pool
Maybe some of the chickens got out and she had to go.
unidentified
Laura Henn, yep.
serge du preez
Alright, well we'll come back to you again.
tim pool
We're filming a commercial with Roberto Jr.
clint russell
Hell yeah.
tim pool
Really soon.
clint russell
He's gonna become such a star.
tim pool
It's a horror commercial.
And so like Ian is running full speed through the hall and then like it turns and then you see the silhouette of Roberto Jr.
clint russell
Love it.
tim pool
And then Ian's like trying to make the coffee as quick as he can and Roberto Jr.
clint russell
is like... Is Ian missing episodes because he's just in the gym 24-7?
unidentified
No, he skipped today.
serge du preez
Yeah.
clint russell
He skipped the gym?
tim pool
Uh-huh.
clint russell
Oh, bro.
unidentified
Yeah, we're gonna have to- I'm gonna have to talk shit to him.
serge du preez
Well, uh, this is, uh, technically it says Raybert G. Stanbert Jr.
tim pool
Alright, let's get it.
serge du preez
But, uh, your name here is TheDeadSexyEdge.
Care to comment?
How are you?
Well, uh, you almost- I heard you for a second there.
There you are again.
unidentified
Sorry, you're, uh, you're- you guys sound kind of...
Got a little choppy.
So I wasn't able to understand it for the most part.
serge du preez
Ah, it's all good.
I'm glad I can hear you right now.
All right.
unidentified
So yeah, guys, thanks for taking my call.
So my question for the crew was, what is the most terrible thing you can say about the left?
Do you think they have any good points?
Is there any way that they can, you can kind of like address some of their concerns that they have without like, Basically destroying people's livelihoods or upending how the country's like foundation is.
I've been listening to like a lot of like Destiny and just kind of getting more leftist perspectives just because I'd like to understand people I don't agree with more.
Yeah.
And he made some points in regards to like saying things like that.
The the right kind of has like basically no ideas and a lot of ways to solve big issues.
However, I would say the left has bad ideas most times.
But, you know, I'm just kind of curious what you guys take on that is.
tim pool
Oh, I mean, I got to give credit to the left for their convictions.
They're way more willing to die and murder for what they want than the right is.
The right is really good at sending strongly worded letters.
I actually agree a lot with Destiny when he says the right has no ideas.
All they do is fucking bitch.
Yeah, that's true.
There's so much shit going on with Timcast in terms of, like, the coffee brand, the coffee shop, working on music, we had a video game that's getting jammed up, we have a card game, these things, like, we're really trying to produce things to give people opportunities for cultural stuff.
And the right has only recently started getting really, really good at this.
And then I would say that the left are...
They're more dedicated than a lot of what we see on the right.
Like their dedication to being pedophiles and trying to get this fucked up shit in schools.
unidentified
Wow!
tim pool
Republicans send strongly worded letters and complain about the pedophiles, but the left actually puts their pedophile books in the schools.
clint russell
I think what I respect the most about the left is that they're unbelievably fucking wrong and they're so so confident that we're idiots.
That's what I find amazing about them.
unidentified
They have everything fucking backwards and they are so Goddamn condescending!
phil labonte
Not only is everything you're saying true because everything is backwards, but there is mountains and mountains and mountains of evidence that they're wrong.
It's not just like, oh, you're wrong and here are theoretical reasons why or whatever.
There is tangible, real world evidence for decades and decades and decades and multiple societies.
Throughout the whole world with different cultural backgrounds and histories all have tried socialism and have failed miserably and they are nothing but condescending pricks thinking that they're right.
unidentified
Can I kind of run you guys through like my thought process and like an example real quick?
hannah claire brimelow
Can I say one thing?
I will say when you personally like Like, my friends who are Democrats, registered, vote progressive, whatever, like, people who identify that way but you can talk to, I think a lot of them are really well-intentioned.
I think their commonplace Democratic voter comes from a place of really thinking that they are compassionate, they're respectful, that they really want everyone to feel loved and supported and appreciated.
I don't agree with the policies they support, and I think if they were to talk through the things that they are voting for, they would change their mind on whether or not it's truly compassionate.
But I do think that the person that you know from wherever, from high school, is probably actually well-intentioned.
I just don't think the collective left has a lot to offer.
clint russell
And I agree with you, but that's the best thing I can say about the non-shitty leftist.
They just don't know any better.
hannah claire brimelow
But I will give to it.
I think they intend to be good, they just are misguided.
clint russell
I agree with you on that.
serge du preez
And I would say if you're watching Destiny, that's a good place to be.
I don't think he'd really assign himself as being a fully hard, like hardcore far left person.
clint russell
I don't think he's a leftist at all.
The dude's super pro-war.
serge du preez
Yeah, he says he's liberal.
I wouldn't say he's far left, but I'd like to hear what you have to say.
clint russell
The motherfucker went to bat with Dave Smith over, because Dave's like, there's been all these war criminal presidents, like if we're going to put Trump away, we got to put them all away.
And Destiny responds with, or quote tweets him going, Tell me, tell me what crimes our presidents have committed.
phil labonte
I could not believe that.
unidentified
He's a fucking leftist, are you kidding me?
phil labonte
I don't think he's a leftist.
serge du preez
I think he's just a liberal.
unidentified
Well, if he's a liberal, whatever!
But even still, as a liberal, that's not a really... How many fucking children have to be drone-struck before destiny goes, yeah, maybe that's illegal?
I don't know.
phil labonte
The authorizations that he was talking about, those were all unconstitutional as well.
Just because Congress says we're gonna authorize the President to have this power doesn't mean Congress has the power to make that authorization.
So right off the bat it was unconstitutional.
And then he just brings up this unconstitutional thing as, how is this unconstitutional?
Well, Congress doesn't have the power to make that decision.
serge du preez
Okay, so I just want you to finish and answer actually what you were going to say.
Pardon me there.
unidentified
Sorry.
serge du preez
No, it's all good.
unidentified
Hannah Clare definitely like I guess hit it nail like where I kind of stay in a lot of ways.
It's like I'm a millennial so like I tend to be more compassionate you know just try to be but I'm also like you know not stupid.
So where it comes to like what I was kind of saying more of an example like where I kind of come from it is like I look at when it comes to leftists, I think that they look at something like socialized healthcare and they say, this would be a really good thing because it'll allow people to get healthcare and who wants to let someone like, you know, die, right?
And you think about it and say, okay, well, we already have a medical shortage.
So if you were to try to open up socialized healthcare to everyone, no matter how that would look.
And then you look at, then you can say, oh, well, free school then.
Right.
And then so we can get more medical Yeah, exactly.
Okay, well then how's all that gonna cost? Or how much is that gonna cost? Everything involved.
serge du preez
Yeah, and they don't think about the economy of things.
Yeah, exactly. Exactly. If we have an open border, we have an open tax system.
We don't- the tax system isn't closed, so it doesn't mean that our money is going the right way.
clint russell
This is the- this is the misunderstanding though about the right, is that just because, like, there is a thing called
scarcity, and the left ignores it, pretend it doesn't exist, and then
they go, Well, we're just the ones that have hearts! You guys are
callous assholes!
And we're just like, no, we just know that you can't just fucking wish things into existence.
hannah claire brimelow
But I think it's important to acknowledge that, like, by- by marketing themselves as the Compassion Party,
they have won a lot of young voters.
clint russell
They won the moral authority amongst the youth.
It's fucking incredible.
hannah claire brimelow
And that's maybe something that, like, we should all be better at.
Like, I commend you for watching Different Viewpoints because that's the only way to know how to hear what is appealing to them and to convert them back.
unidentified
I think he has that compassion while sticking to the point, you know?
serge du preez
Totally.
I agree with you.
You mean Destiny?
unidentified
No, no, I said I'm very bullish on Vivek.
I think Vivek has a way of extending his ideas without, you know, kind of being pompous about it.
He has a very good way of articulating his ideas, making good points without seeming like he's not, like he's callous.
You know what I mean?
serge du preez
Yes, yes, definitely do.
unidentified
Well, um...
serge du preez
Thanks for the question though.
Thanks man.
I appreciate it.
That was a good one.
And I hope you have a good night, man.
phil labonte
Cheers, man.
clint russell
I legit feel like Phil is going to end up marrying that motherfuckers not real plain lady.
phil labonte
Me?
hannah claire brimelow
That would be cool.
clint russell
Like, look at her, dude.
She is built to make your offspring.
unidentified
She's a gym lady.
hannah claire brimelow
You're a gym bro.
phil labonte
That is a painting or a drawing.
unidentified
Yes, I know.
clint russell
But that's what she looks like, though.
phil labonte
She does.
hannah claire brimelow
Don't pretend both of you don't have her picture framed.
serge du preez
I mean, I saw her in your locker, bro.
Come on.
phil labonte
Look, she's pretty and I would be interested in meeting, but that's OK.
serge du preez
She's probably watching right now.
hannah claire brimelow
I'm sure she isn't watching.
She's missing a lot.
serge du preez
I'm going to try once more time with you, Laura.
Let's hope this works out.
You're live with us now.
You're also unmuted.
So hopefully try using the push talk if you have to push to actually talk.
Push when you talk.
I don't know how that works.
clint russell
Laura, don't fail us again.
serge du preez
We'll try one more time.
clint russell
Laura, Laura, don't fail us.
phil labonte
Laura, good talk.
serge du preez
Laura Hanna, if you're there.
unidentified
Peace!
hannah claire brimelow
Is your microphone muted?
That's my only question.
serge du preez
No, no, no.
She says she's off mute.
It could be like a hard mute on the system, but she would have spoken to Brett at some point, so... Weird.
We'll try one more time after this, Laura.
Pardon me.
Alright, let's speak to T Van.
T Van.
You are also VB for VR.
Hello, how are you?
unidentified
All right.
tim pool
Hey, Phil.
unidentified
Hey, Clint.
phil labonte
Hi, guys.
unidentified
The rest of the crew.
My question is actually more for the libertarian of the two libertarian in the group.
So my question is, should the U.S.
open up to the private sale of weapons and arms to other countries that have resources to actually purchase it?
Kind of like, you know, how we just go and purchase weapons, right?
Should the U.S.
be opening it Opening the private sales of weapons to other countries.
phil labonte
Currently, the United States does have more companies than I can count that sell weapons to other countries.
There's a thing called ITAR, International Trade and Arms Regulation.
You have to follow those rules.
But if you make weapons, you can sell them to other countries.
There are countries that are off limits because of sanctions and stuff like that.
But generally, like if there's a weapons manufacturer in the United States, they could sell to, say, Israel.
That happens frequently.
Or they could sell to Great Britain or whatever.
So that's something that it's not only legal, it's something that happens very regularly.
clint russell
I think more weapons are sold internationally from the American market than any other nation.
So I'm confused as to the question.
unidentified
No, well, the question is trying to address the fact that, well, we don't want to fight other people's war, right?
Well, sure.
So why don't we just sell?
clint russell
Because they don't have the money, brother.
unidentified
Ukraine was bankrupt.
I'm not talking about Ukraine, like Taiwan, Japan, Australia, England, you know, maybe they have the money, right?
Why don't we just sell to them?
clint russell
Sure.
unidentified
Open market.
clint russell
Well, I mean, theoretically you could because it would be a private company that's doing it as opposed to the U.S.
government, which would not be so inflammatory towards the CCP.
I think that that would be a better option than the alternative of us actually, you know, shipping them The weaponry and the money.
phil labonte
And also you have to remember, it depends on what you're talking about.
If you're talking about small arms, you know, then, you know, whether it be like Fabrique or HK or Smith or Glock or whatever, those are, that's one thing.
But if you're talking about missiles, then you're talking about Raytheon, you're talking about, um, you know, significantly larger companies and, and a different type, yeah, Boeing, different type of sale, you know?
So, I mean, it really depends on what you're talking about, but the United States sells, Weapons and ammunition to countries around the world currently.
So this is something that is going on now.
clint russell
And oftentimes we just give it to them.
phil labonte
That happens too.
So, well, technically the feds buy it from the companies that make it and then they send on over.
clint russell
Yeah, no, the private companies aren't giving it any of it away.
phil labonte
That's for sure.
And most of our weapons there are, I mean, actually all of the weapons that are made in the United States, they're not made by the government.
The government doesn't have like, like federal, uh, an actually government run, uh, you know, ammunition plant.
There's, it's private sector companies that, that contract and do all that stuff.
unidentified
So.
clint russell
Any other questions?
unidentified
All right, thanks guys.
No, that'd be it.
Thanks.
serge du preez
Fantastic, man.
Appreciate the question.
tim pool
So... Yeah, I'm just... I've been looking... I haven't gotten paid by X. Josie.
hannah claire brimelow
Me neither.
clint russell
Josie just DM'd me.
She got paid too.
tim pool
Yeah, I didn't get paid.
serge du preez
Nice.
phil labonte
I just set my stuff up.
They finally approved me.
clint russell
Yeah, I just got approved like a week ago, so...
serge du preez
Yeah, so I'm giving Raymond G a second here.
He's trying to work the problem out with Laura.
clint russell
Why are there so many viewers of yours that are Raymond G's fan?
Maybe it's alphabetical.
hannah claire brimelow
Clint is before T in the alphabet.
tim pool
Maybe we're just going to have to wait for T. Because I was looking at it and I was like, so the first big one that came in last month was the six grand one.
clint russell
Yeah.
I didn't get that though.
So you you're still a mile ahead.
tim pool
That was three months of stuff.
I had 170 million impressions or something this past month.
clint russell
Right.
tim pool
Which I don't know what that translates to.
clint russell
That's a lot.
I don't know, I only had 15 million impressions.
tim pool
I wanted to tweet, I wanted to be like, hey look, we're doing this big thing on NX, and I'm seeing everybody post like, hey look, we're taking over, and I think Keemstar was like, the new YouTube is here, it's Axe, and I'm like, well, what the fuck, man?
unidentified
I don't know.
tim pool
Well, Laura- I want to say, I want to agree.
serge du preez
Take you off mute here.
clint russell
Laura Henn?
serge du preez
I see you talking there.
I see you giving audio.
clint russell
She only speaks in Bach?
phil labonte
That's another bad one.
It's two tonight that I really regret.
clint russell
Everyone's just chilling.
serge du preez
I saw her feeding audio to us and now you're back on.
It's like sending signal.
tim pool
Actually, Twitter's paid me a shitload of money.
serge du preez
But I hear nothing, unfortunately.
I'm sorry.
Maybe your mic... There's... Uh, no, that was Santa Clara.
hannah claire brimelow
Oh, sorry.
serge du preez
It's okay.
hannah claire brimelow
I was accepting a woman's voice.
serge du preez
It's okay.
unidentified
And I'm one of the boys, so... You can check the volume.
serge du preez
Everyone's saying that.
Her usual volume is perfect.
unidentified
100%.
serge du preez
That should be okay.
Like, on my end, everything's okay.
I can see your signal coming through, too.
I don't understand why.
Maybe her microphone sensitivity... I couldn't tell you.
I can try turning her out, but that's, you know... We'll see.
Can you hear anything?
Can you say anything for me, Laura?
unidentified
No, yeah, nothing's happening there, so... She is Avril Lavigne and not letting her speak.
clint russell
Laura Hen is not ready.
serge du preez
I'm really sorry about this, Laura.
We can try and get you back another time, but I don't... I don't think it's gonna work.
It's not in the cards tonight, unfortunately.
I see you're having signal and there's nobody else.
I see you're giving signal to us and everything so I don't know... Maybe it's a... I don't even know why.
Raymond's back, but...
Yeah.
I'm sorry about this.
clint russell
Why do you guys have so many Raymond G. Stanwyck juniors?
serge du preez
There's only one.
tim pool
There's one Raymond G., and then there's Raybert Stanbert.
serge du preez
Yeah.
clint russell
Oh, okay.
serge du preez
And then there's others.
tim pool
Alright, I gotta get this one sorted.
I gotta figure this out.
Yep.
Twitter's been pretty good to me.
This is great.
I haven't really done much with it, but the pay is actually... Yeah, dude.
I mean, I gotta be honest, like, if...
I don't know.
I got 1.75 million followers.
Right.
But if I'm only getting a couple grand per month, I don't know if that's going to be totally feasible just yet.
But we gotta see how video plays out.
unidentified
That's true.
tim pool
Because once they start doing video ads, and you can get multiple ads in one video or something like that.
serge du preez
Yeah, you told me to look into it.
It shouldn't be too difficult to do it.
clint russell
Well, if you're doing two hours on there and they run five ads and you get paid based off of views, it could be massive.
tim pool
Well, we're gonna start looking into simulcasting on 2X.
clint russell
Hell yeah!
tim pool
For IRL.
Alright, yeah, well, I guess we're wrapping up then, huh?
clint russell
And you could do Twitter spaces, theoretically.
tim pool
The idea we had before was to put a mic in the middle and just run it on Twitter spaces so that people could just tune in on Twitter.
Maybe.
Because it does appear at the top of your feed.
unidentified
Right.
tim pool
And I do get a million followers.
Why don't we try that one day?
clint russell
When people can't watch something, it's like the podcast version.
Josie's space is, she's killing it with the gauntlet or whatever she's calling it.
I've been on there a bunch of times.
It's amazing.
tim pool
Right on.
Well, thanks for hanging out, buddy.
serge du preez
That's you.
tim pool
That's you.
Oh, sorry.
clint russell
I'm saying that to me.
hannah claire brimelow
No problem, bud.
clint russell
I'm just like, I'm just like, duh.
Clint Russell, Liberty Lockdown.
Make sure you subscribe.
Follow me on Twitter.
I'm at 95 6.
I'm like so close to being a mid-level female influencer.
tim pool
Come on, guys.
I want to let everyone know.
We played a quick half-hour game of poker before the show.
Yep.
It was five-handed, and I cleaned everybody out except for Clint, who was able to escape with his buy-in intact.
Everyone else, I drained all of their money.
clint russell
That's right.
And last time we played, I doubled up, you tripled up, and the time before that, I doubled up, you tripled up.
We're, you know, we're legit competition for one another.
tim pool
All right, everybody, thanks for hanging out.
We'll be back tomorrow.
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