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June 18, 2023 - Timcast IRL - Tim Pool
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| Life is good, my friends. | ||
| Biden mocked over plans to build railroad across the Indian Ocean. | ||
| A bold initiative. | ||
| Did you also hear when he called trans people trans-jester? | ||
| Did he say trans-jester? | ||
| Yeah, you didn't see that one? | ||
| That's a cartoon right there! | ||
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Yes, how did you miss that? | |
| How did this happen? | ||
| I missed trans-jester! | ||
| Trans jester is when the court jester decides he wants to identify as the king. | ||
| That's trans jester. | ||
| This is why I'm saying they're here for my entertainment. | ||
| Trans jester's a great phrase. | ||
| That's how I'm going to describe all these people from now on. | ||
| That yeah, the trans jester's... Okay, okay. | ||
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They have to have like a staff of some sort of a trans jester. | |
| Let me play this first. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Okay, we're going to pull up this... | ||
| We're going to win and we're going to help. | ||
| We have plans to build a railroad from the Pacific all the way across the Indian Ocean. | ||
| That's like 8,000 miles! | ||
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The Pacific across the Indian Ocean? | |
| Largest solar plants in the world. | ||
| What the fuck is he talking about? | ||
| So the question we have with this is, what could he have possibly meant? | ||
| From the Pacific to the Indian Ocean, like from the coast of California, all the way to Hawaii, all the way to Asia, and then around to India, and then from India, that's some hell of a railroad. | ||
| Like that's, God, if you don't have a first class seat, that's a long ride. | ||
| It's a long ride. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| All right, so here from the Pacific, here's the North Pacific, and here's the Indian. | ||
| So if he's... what is it? | ||
| So just the picture is a freaking train underwater or something? | ||
| But look, so if he was going to go across the Pacific, let's just be reasonable and say like, I don't know, like SoCal. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And so it's going all- Yeah, be reasonable. | ||
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Here we go. | |
| That's reasonable. | ||
| Well, because I'm not going to be like- It's like Alaska. | ||
| He means Alaska, the Pacific. | ||
| Okay, fine. | ||
| Okay, fine. | ||
| The Aleutians. | ||
| Here he is. | ||
| He's going to build a train that goes all the way down here, goes down and past Indonesia and Singapore, all the way across the Indian Ocean, which means it has to go to at least South Africa. | ||
| Or Madagascar, it stops at Madagascar. | ||
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Sure, but like, that's still... But why would you stop at Madagascar? | |
| This man can't even stop the dollar from collapsing, or jobs not reaching projected numbers, but he's gonna cure cancer, it's one thing he promised us, and he's gonna make a train that goes across the Pacific Ocean. | ||
| He can do anything! | ||
| And this. | ||
| As Commander-in-Chief, I was proud to have ended the ban on transgender Americans serving in the United States military. | ||
| Commander-in-Chief, I was proud to have ended the ban on transgester Americans. | ||
| Transgester! | ||
| Dude, I want a transgester in the military now. | ||
| That's the cartoon I have to do. | ||
| That's kind of what they think of gays in the military. | ||
| The transgesters in the military. | ||
| Dude, the dog-faced pony soldiers out there better watch themselves because the transgester soldiers are coming to take them out. | ||
| Listen, fat, you transgester. | ||
| If nothing else, he really has given us some of the best presidential quotes of all time. | ||
| Agreed, agreed. | ||
| The Corn Pop speech is my Gettysburg Address. | ||
| Like, I've memorized it. | ||
| The fact that you haven't memorized it is telling. | ||
| I haven't memorized it. | ||
| It means a lot to me. | ||
| Say it like the Gettysburg Address. | ||
| Corn Pop was a bad speech. | ||
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You ran a bunch of bad boys. | |
| And this was the diving board area. | ||
| Back in those days, to show how things have changed, if you had pomade in your hair, you had to wear a bathing cap. | ||
| You know what's crazy? | ||
| The Gettysburg Address wasn't a big deal. | ||
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Maybe not to you, but to real fans, it was. | |
| Gettysburg's very close. | ||
| Very, very close. | ||
| I think it's like 40 minutes. | ||
| And it's so awesome. | ||
| I'm tweeting this. | ||
| You could buy a cannonball that was fired. | ||
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Wow. | |
| And there's like reenactments happening all the time. | ||
| Yo, it is a fun weekend for the family. | ||
| I'm tweeting this that you just said the Gettysburg address isn't a big deal. | ||
| The fact that you can still buy cannonballs and they haven't run out of cannonballs shows you how many cannonballs they fired during that battle. | ||
| The funny thing, though, is people think cannonballs are huge. | ||
| They're very small. | ||
| They're like, you know, not very small, but like softballs. | ||
| Size of an AR-15 round. | ||
| It's like something like this. | ||
| Size of an AR-15 round. | ||
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Size of an AR-15 round. | |
| Yeah, no, the Gettysburg Address was, I mean, at the time, I thought it was great. | ||
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Yeah, I was like, this is going to be an incredible speech. | |
| We went there and I was reading more about it and it was like rather impromptu, it was a quickly written thing. | ||
| And he just like got there and he read it, but it was like 10,000 some odd people. | ||
| He just improv'd like the hottest speech in all of presidential history. | ||
| Just went up there. | ||
| And I think Biden has a huge- I think he did improv it. | ||
| No, no, I think it was improv. | ||
| He wrote it on the back of an envelope. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| He, on the way there, on the train ride there, on the train ride from the Indian Ocean. | ||
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I couldn't even pronounce the name of this website, but let me just... Can I send it to you on Twitter? | |
| What was that article that trended underwater? | ||
| Oh yeah, it was um, hold on, this was... | ||
| Let me, let me, I couldn't even pronounce the name of this website, but let me just uh, can I send it to you on | ||
| Twitter? | ||
| No. | ||
| No. | ||
| Just tell me what it is. | ||
| It was the first thing that happened when I googled Biden's building a train across the Pacific Ocean. | ||
| Or Biden says we'll build a railroad across the Indian Ocean. | ||
| What's the website? | ||
| Just tell me the website. | ||
| San Angelo Live. | ||
| Is that hard? | ||
| No, well, seeing them as different words, but when it's all mashed together, you know? | ||
| It's like Titanic. | ||
| It's so beautiful. | ||
| I love this picture. | ||
| Their image person was like, I have the best image. | ||
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Come on, man. | |
| If we had a train across the ocean, we could have stopped the tripanic from sinking, man. | ||
| I just want there to be like, he's actually been talking about this for a long time. | ||
| This has been Joe Biden who loves train secret desire to build a worldwide train. | ||
| I'm gonna run ads. | ||
| I want to take out ads where it's like this in 2024. | ||
| And then have it be like all exciting like Joe Biden will make trains underwater. | ||
| Vote Biden! | ||
| Can we do that? | ||
| Can we make like a pro-Biden pack that takes words he actually says and turns them into promises? | ||
| Because I don't know what the laws are legally for donating to campaigns and how much you can donate. | ||
| We're not donating to a campaign. | ||
| But if you make an advertisement, so you can make an advertisement, but then could we make like a pack that's called like... | ||
| Lovers of Joe Biden. | ||
| So then at the end we can say the Lovers of Joe Biden Pack, so it sounds more official. | ||
| Like, this is from the Lovers of Joe Biden Pack. | ||
| You can just say, buy the Lovers of Joe Biden. | ||
| You can say whatever you want. | ||
| It's free speech. | ||
| Independent expenditure. | ||
| The pack is only about if you want to take donations. | ||
| All I know is that I'm going to be on that train and I'm going to be on the car where the guy opens up the wrong door. | ||
| Dude, hold on, hold on. | ||
| And all the water comes rushing in. | ||
| How fucking epic would it be to ride an underwater train? | ||
| Yeah, until you spring a leak, dude. | ||
| It'd be fantastic. | ||
| It'd be so much fun. | ||
| Yo, people would spend money just for the ride. | ||
| Now, I don't know about traveling 8,000 miles underwater, because you're not going to go that fast. | ||
| It's also pitch black down there. | ||
| How fast can you really go underwater with all that resistance? | ||
| Maybe 20, 30 miles an hour? | ||
| Well, you're on the rails, so you can go a little faster. | ||
| They're magnetized. | ||
| Yeah, no, I know that, but there's still water resistance. | ||
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So we're gonna put train rails on the floor of the ocean, all the way... Well, hold on, no, no, wait, it could be on a bridge! | |
| The pressure's a real problem. | ||
| Why are you assuming he's gonna do it on this big bridge? | ||
| I was picturing a bridge. | ||
| I was just picturing, like, a huge overpass, and just, that goes on forever. | ||
| Well, because ocean traffic... | ||
| It just wouldn't work. | ||
| I think this wouldn't work no matter what. | ||
| I never thought this plan would work. | ||
| You could do a huge suspension bridge, like a really, really long cable. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, really, really long cable. | ||
| It would be actually super cool, literally, if there was like a 100 foot tall bridge that | ||
| just went for 8,000 miles and there's like gas stations, like rest stops. | ||
| Whole cities that would pop up. | ||
| Yeah, little towns that they're like floating under the bridge like the Florida Keys. | ||
| Have you ever driven that from from the south of Florida? | ||
| That's kind of what it's like. | ||
| Imagine there's a big pylon and then you're on the bridge and then it's like the next stop will be in 15 miles and then the train stops and it's like you can get off walk downstairs into like a city that's attached to the pylons like a small little town with like a hundred people in their stores and you can hang out and the trains come every like half hour or whatever. | ||
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| That'd be awesome. | ||
| That is wild, though. | ||
| The Florida Keys is pretty... I didn't realize it was 113 miles long. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| And it's kind of crazy when you're driving and you're on a road that's just going over the water. | ||
| You can freak out a little bit after a while. | ||
| You can be like, you don't see anything but water on either side, and you're like, oh my gosh, did I get lost? | ||
| Yeah, when I lived in the Miami area, we were in the Redlands, we drove down to Key Largo all the time. | ||
| It was super close. | ||
| And then you, you know, if you keep going, it gets crazier and crazier. | ||
| But it's cool driving there and you're like, man, it's like, yeah, it's gonna get washed away. | ||
| The crazy thing people don't realize is that the water level around Miami is super low. | ||
| So when we took a boat out to Stiltsville, which is, I think it's like 11 miles or something. | ||
| I don't know for sure. | ||
| The water's like four feet. | ||
| And so the boats have to have like sonar or whatever so that they don't hit rocks. | ||
| And it maps underneath the boat. | ||
| And you're like navigating through, you know, in between the rocks so you don't crash. | ||
| But you could jump out and just stand there. | ||
| Crazy. | ||
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That's cool. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| What do we think Joe Biden was talking about though? | ||
| No, I think he, I think he wants to do it. | ||
| Why can't you take him at his word? | ||
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What's wrong with you? | |
| Hey, AOC said we were going to do it. | ||
| Remember? | ||
| He sits there and he has his little train hat and he moves the train around on the fake train track. | ||
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You know, he has a globe and he has like a little train track on. | |
| He's like, Joe, come on, man. | ||
| It's my choo-choo, man. | ||
| I can't find any words that actually make sense in this Mad Libs. | ||
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You know what I mean? | |
| There's a Thomas the Tank Engine with like him sitting in the front and a bunch of little kids in the back and that's like his vision. | ||
| No, the kids are in front so he can catch a whiff of the scent that comes off their hair. | ||
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Smells great. | |
| Smells great. | ||
| He's got some good smelling hair, man. | ||
| I can't fathom what the fuck he was talking about. | ||
| I don't think he can either, dude. | ||
| Most of the time, I think he has no clue. | ||
| And then right after that, he talked about that same clip. | ||
| He talked about how we're building a solar farm in Angola. | ||
| Like, no offense to the people of Angola. | ||
| Why the hell are we building solar farms in Angola? | ||
| You don't want them to have nice things? | ||
| So if we are building the world's largest solar farm in Angola, I'd love to know what the value prop is for the American people who are $32 trillion in debt. | ||
| What do we get for this? | ||
| We feel good about ourselves. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| Here's a question, a serious question. | ||
| How much of the annual federal budget do you think Biden has wired to Nigerians who told them he was a prince? | ||
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Just so much. | |
| Because I'm sure there's some budget for that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because I don't think there's a scam this man can't get taken in by. | ||
| I think it's interesting that he went to Trump University. | ||
| He said, I'm going to get in trouble. | ||
| He said, I could go on, but I'm not. | ||
| I'm going to get in trouble. | ||
| He always says that. | ||
| It's so weird. | ||
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But what if, what if Biden, you're literally clearly never going to get in trouble. | |
| He does get in trouble, but what if those come back? | ||
| What if he actually president? | ||
| We said, What if he actually had a meeting with government agencies and they're like, we want to build a high-speed railway, 8,000 miles, multiple stops, we're gonna ban airlines, that's part of the Green New Deal, that's what we've been talking about the whole time, and he's like, oh, based. | ||
| And then when he goes on stage, he's like, we're gonna build this train, and they're like, ouch. | ||
| Who told him? | ||
| I probably shouldn't talk about it, but I'm going to. | ||
| This does not look like Joe Biden. | ||
| Dude, they're good. | ||
| No. | ||
| Well, anytime I see Joe Biden speak, I just want to go back and like, like I watched a video clip of him recently talking about during a debate against Palin. | ||
| So this is back when he was the VP. | ||
| They were asking, like, do you support gay marriage? | ||
| And he was like, no, I don't. | ||
| His face looks different. | ||
| Oh, yeah, yeah. | ||
| He functions differently. | ||
| He has a different presence. | ||
| You got to lift something. | ||
| He just looks like a different person. | ||
| No, I agree. | ||
| He does look like a different guy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, he's also aged 20 years, but his hair plugs were fuller back then. | ||
| I'm fine if he's aging. | ||
| Mine is like the verbal part of it. | ||
| He does not sound... It's a stutter. | ||
| He has a stutter. | ||
| Leave him alone. | ||
| This is a crazy stutter that he developed late in life. | ||
| He stopped bleaching his teeth also. | ||
| They're a little too white. | ||
| I said an elevator joke about that, they were like, and now the guy who went to the dentist and said, give me the high beams, Joe Biden! | ||
| Yeah, they were super white back then. | ||
| He aged weirdly. | ||
| I agree with you, he didn't just age badly, he aged weirdly, like he looks different. | ||
| This is because he's had plastic surgery, I'm sure. | ||
| On top of that, I think he is not a healthy person. | ||
| But his eyes and ears are different. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, you guys see the picture of his earlobes? | ||
| Not to be a complete conspiracy theorist, but like for a while during COVID when he was only walking around with his sunglasses on and his mask and not holding Joe Biden's hand and his earlobe looked messed up. | ||
| But I've heard that can also be getting a facelift. | ||
| It changes the shape of your earlobe. | ||
| Yeah, like I'm sure he's had work done, right? | ||
| But he looks like different. | ||
| He looks like he has a much more pitiful looking face than he used to. | ||
| Does he not? | ||
| It's not just his age. | ||
| It's not just his age. | ||
| He just looks like a sad person. | ||
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Right. | |
| It's because he is confused. | ||
| It's because he's uncomfortable. | ||
| Like when cognitive Joe Biden was around, he could at least carry off the fact that he was confident and charismatic and, you know, convince people that he was worth putting in office. | ||
| But like this Joe Biden does not have that same energy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, wouldn't you look sad and confused if you had sold your soul? | ||
| That's true, honestly. | ||
| Like, I wonder how much he got for it. | ||
| There has got to be a physical response. | ||
| I don't think he remembers that he did that. | ||
| But the thing is, like, I think he sold it before that first picture was taken, too. | ||
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There's just something about him that's gotten more like... But you want to see different. | |
| Look at him, like, during the Clarence Thomas hearings of 1988-92, how different he looked then. | ||
| When he told Clarence Thomas he was going to wrap a chain around his head. | ||
| When he was bald like me. | ||
| Close your straight razor. | ||
| Well, Elon Musk did that, too. | ||
| He became so wealthy that he grew his hair back. | ||
| Yeah, which is great. | ||
| Which, by the way, being bald is good because you are safe from Joe Biden. | ||
| That's because I'm poor. | ||
| But if I make money one day with my sheep, I'm going to come back. | ||
| I'm going to look like Fabio. | ||
| I'm going to have more hair than you can imagine. | ||
| Dude, he's actually wild. | ||
| The things he says... There have been a lot of weird gaffes. | ||
| I remember... I was making this joke because people were joking that Clarence Thomas was corn pop, and that's why Joe Biden had this rivalry against him. | ||
| But do you guys remember, speaking of chains and wrapping chains around head, when Joe Biden told an audience of black people that Mitt Romney was going to put them back in chains? | ||
| Put y'all back in chains. | ||
| Put y'all back in chains? | ||
| What is wrong with this man? | ||
| Who talks like that? | ||
| He's gonna put you all back in chains soon. | ||
| Well, if you don't vote for him, you're not black. | ||
| You're not black! | ||
| That's the biggest lesson I ever learned! | ||
| Which do you think is worse? | ||
| Which do you think is a more patronizing thing to say? | ||
| I don't know, they're both so bad. | ||
| I'm gonna put you back in, they're gonna put Mitt Romney, hold on, if Mitt Romney, Mitt Romney's gonna put you back in chains? | ||
| Mitt Romney? | ||
| I'm betting that Joe Biden was like backstage at this event, and they're smoking cigars and drinking before the event, and he's like, hey guys, dare me to go out there and call them transgesters? | ||
| And they'll be like, aw, you can't do that, dude. | ||
| He's like, no, no, no, they'll defend me in the press if I do it, it's hilarious. | ||
| Come on, man. | ||
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And they're like, dude, you should totally do it, like, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it. | |
| That's why I did it. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| But I feel like his gaffes, like George W. Bush had tons of gaffes, right? He was famous for them. | ||
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No. | |
| That's true. | ||
| But we never thought that he was, you know, maybe losing his mind. | ||
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No. | |
| Whereas Joe Biden, between the slurring and the inability to remember what ocean | ||
| we're building a train over, it really just did not seem... | ||
| We're not building a train over any oceans. | ||
| We're building it under the ocean. | ||
| Yeah, you're wrong, Tim. | ||
| The president said... Hold on, a fact checker could say you're wrong right now. | ||
| A fact checker could actually... Across implies over, Tim. | ||
| He said across the ocean. | ||
| Yeah, that's what I think. | ||
| He didn't say through. | ||
| Joe, ol' Joebles, his brain is clearly slipping, and it's not just that he has a gaffe here and there, because George W. Bush did have some gaffes. | ||
| He's like, like, misunderestimate me and that kind of thing. | ||
| But when he was speaking coherently, he was speaking coherently. | ||
| The best Biden sounds is drunk. | ||
| The best he ever sounds is slurring, but relatively coherent. | ||
| But what if the lizard people actually did build a train across, but just underground, where the underground cities are? | ||
| Oh, that's where he's gonna get in trouble. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Is it connected to the Denver Airport? | ||
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Sligand is going to be like, Joe, you revealed that train. | |
| Like, oh, sorry about that, man. | ||
| It's OK. | ||
| Nobody believes me because I'm crazy. | ||
| He's actually in the lizard people world. | ||
| He's a conductor. | ||
| It's Cobra Commander. | ||
| See, and then the lizard people are going to be like, no, we told you it was a train. | ||
| Joe Biden said it all those years ago. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| They're going to come out with all the weird shit that he said and be like, he was telling you the truth. | ||
| We never lied to you. | ||
| He's the pressure valve. | ||
| He's the way they're letting their truths out about what's really happening. | ||
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Like, Corn Pop was a bad dude. | |
| Everyone must know. | ||
| We're gonna end up seeing Corn Pop, and it's gonna be the alien. | ||
| And it's gonna be like, that's how they primed us to fight the alien leader. | ||
| He's gonna arrive, and we're gonna be like, alien, what's your name? | ||
| And it's gonna be like, I am Corn Pop. | ||
| And we're like, that's him! | ||
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And Biden's gonna be like, that's him, get him guys! | |
| Yeah, there's something wrong with his face. | ||
| I'm looking at more pictures. | ||
| Something wrong. | ||
| The conspiracy is that there's Biden and Biden. | ||
| I've seen that. | ||
| That's hilarious. | ||
| He looks like he has more teeth now. | ||
| I don't know how to explain. | ||
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I know that's not possible, but it looks like there's more teeth. | |
| Dentures or veneers. | ||
| His teeth are like they're smaller and closer together. | ||
| It just looks like he has more of them. | ||
| As you age, you grow more teeth. | ||
| Yeah, I forgot. | ||
| No, they just keep arriving. | ||
| You have your baby teeth, you have your adult teeth, and then you have your geriatric teeth. | ||
| They just keep showing up. | ||
| That's why Her Majesty, before she died, hundreds of teeth. | ||
| Hundreds of teeth. | ||
| People don't tell you that. | ||
| That's why they call it an ivory tower. | ||
| The older you get, the more of your teeth you melt down. | ||
| Here, look at this one. | ||
| This one, this guy tweeted, blue tie is the dead Biden. | ||
| The other one is by Dan. | ||
| So in this picture with the red tie, you can see the earlobe is connected to the side of his head. | ||
| And then in this picture, it's not. | ||
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But I think that they just found some homeless guy, made him the president. | |
| They're like, look, Joe Biden is no longer with us, but his name and brand recognition. | ||
| When I saw all the side by sides, it was during COVID and he had the mask on his glasses and people were like, oh, they won't let him leave the White House. | ||
| Alright, so like- They're sending out a body double to like- Look at this. | ||
| These look like- they don't look like the same people at all. | ||
| They do look like different people, but that's what I'm saying. | ||
| I think it's probably just that he's gotten work done. | ||
| Yeah, definitely. | ||
| But, but also it is like hilariously different to the point where if you told me- | ||
| They look like they could be in a debate. | ||
| They just got a homeless guy off the streets and they're like, you're gonna be president. | ||
| I think I will. | ||
| And you can call it the Biden by Dan conspiracy exposed. | ||
| And then it's like Joe Biden retires. | ||
| And they're like, what are we doing? | ||
| And it's like, we need you to come back. | ||
| He's like, I'm not coming back. | ||
| The guy on the left is angry. | ||
| The guy on the right is clearly confused. | ||
| Confused and sad, yeah. | ||
| They probably cranked Biden full of so many fucking uppers. | ||
| That's why they have to take him to Delaware every weekend. | ||
| Yeah, that's why! | ||
| They have to put him on the Frankenstein machine and inject him with everything. | ||
| He's getting NAD. | ||
| Because you saw the IV marks on his hand. | ||
| Nicotinamide, Adenine, Dinucleotide. | ||
| They're giving him the rejuvenation shit. | ||
| They're probably giving him stem cells too. | ||
| I think it's children's hair. | ||
| I think whatever it is people are saying adrenochrome does, I think children's hair actually does and Biden knows the secret and he's sniffing it. | ||
| You can do exosomes and stem cells and it's kind of creepy because they have these boutique things where you can get like vitamin drips, IV drips, and one of the things they offer for $8,000 each is exosomes and stem cells. | ||
| And what stem cells do is they go into your body and they find a damaged cell and then they attach themselves to the damage and then become the cells around it to repair the damage. | ||
| So I asked, I was like, is that someone else's DNA then? | ||
| And they're like, yes. | ||
| And I'm like, so you're going to get other people's DNA in your body? | ||
| Won't the telomeres be like maxed out and then yours would be aged? | ||
| So then like what happens if you keep getting stem cell therapy for like 20 years? | ||
| After seven years, would you be an entirely new human being comprised of someone else's DNA? | ||
| Like how does that even fucking work? | ||
| And then like your cells start dying, but some are alive. | ||
| Would you live longer? | ||
| That's just weird shit. | ||
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But I bet anyway, they're given that dude. | |
| All of it. | ||
| They're giving them crazy-ass fucking baby skin cocktails. | ||
| I'm not joking. | ||
| They take baby skin, foreskin, and they make cream out of it. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| And they put it on celebrities' faces. | ||
| That's a real thing. | ||
| They were advertising that. | ||
| That sounds like a crazy conspiracy theory. | ||
| That's factually true. | ||
| They admit to it. | ||
| Sick. | ||
| Sick. | ||
| Dude. | ||
| I mean, there's a reason why they're like... It makes like sniffing hair sound not that bad. | ||
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Look at this. | |
| Look at this. | ||
| Sorry, I had a course in facial treatment. | ||
| I was saying, there's a reason why they made a big show out of disclosing who was visiting the White House, right? | ||
| Because they didn't want to have to say who was going to the houses in Delaware. | ||
| And he spends the majority of his weekends at either one of his homes in Delaware. | ||
| And then weekends that he's not, he's Probably at Camp David. | ||
| He is very rarely at the White House on the weekends. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And that's because that's when he's getting all of his medical treatment. | ||
| We should go to callers. | ||
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Based. | |
| Let us pull in, it just says P. Yeah, all these names just say the letter and ellipsis. | ||
| I'm sorry I can't read your name, but P, if your name starts with a P, I'm calling on you right now. | ||
| If your name starts with a P, it's you! | ||
| What's up? | ||
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Uh, I'm here. | |
| Can you hear me? | ||
| Yeah, loud and clear. | ||
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All right, cool. | |
| It's Percent M, the one you couldn't say last time. | ||
| My question is for Seamus, actually. | ||
| I just finished watching your cartoon. | ||
| It was hilarious. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| Yeah, I watched you. | ||
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Specifically, the question that I have tonight is about a recent story about creating human embryos from embryonic stem cells rather than traditional means. | |
| I was still coughing into the microphone. | ||
| I was wondering what your thoughts were on that. | ||
| Specifically, do you believe that this embryo that has been created has been granted a soul? | ||
| This is a very good question. | ||
| It's a very complicated question. | ||
| I've heard that they have created these embryos in a laboratory. | ||
| I know that they're calling them embryos, and Tim and I were having a conversation about this before the show. | ||
| I'm not sure if they actually are or not, because I haven't looked too deeply into this. | ||
| I don't know if they've just created something that looks like a human embryo but wouldn't actually develop if they implanted it. | ||
| I'm not sure. | ||
| Well, let's just... What they said was... If that's true, yeah. | ||
| They created a blastocyst, which is... | ||
| Theoretically, it should function the exact same and can be implanted. | ||
| I think they're just at the ethical line where they're like, we haven't done that yet. | ||
| So if that's true, if that's true, and they literally created a human person in a Petri dish without the use of a sperm or egg, if this is possible and it's actually what they did, then yeah, that person would have a soul. | ||
| But where does the soul come from and how is it possible? | ||
| Well, God, yeah, God gives you the soul. | ||
| That's an easy one. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, exactly. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| But you're saying, so life created artificially without the use of traditional means, God wouldn't soul that? | ||
| Well, yeah, because it's only, I mean, it actually follows that he didn't soul it because according to Aquinas, a soul is just what animates any living thing. | ||
| Everything that's alive has a soul. | ||
| And there's three different types. | ||
| Plants have a vegetative soul, animals have sensitive souls, and then humans have rational souls. | ||
| But if something is alive, if it's being animated, then it has a soul. | ||
| So if this is really alive, and it is really human, then it does have a soul. | ||
| Well, there's your answer! | ||
| But that doesn't necessarily mean it's a good thing to do, right? | ||
| Like, people will talk about in vitro fertilization and they'll say, wait a minute, you're against in vitro fertilization? | ||
| Do you not think they have souls? | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| I mean, the morality surrounding somebody's conception does not affect whether they have a soul, right? | ||
| Every human person has a soul. | ||
| If you were the product of sexual abuse, for example, you don't not have a soul just because you were brought into the world in a terrible way. | ||
| Well, alright. | ||
| Sorry, Tim threw a paper at me. | ||
| How does that sound to you? | ||
| Was that a sufficient explanation, or do you feel that was a good answer? | ||
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No, that was exactly what I was looking for. | |
| Every time you talk, I learn something new. | ||
| Oh, you're very kind. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Alright, well, thanks for calling in, buddy. | ||
| Fantastic, meets himself. | ||
| Look at that, great. | ||
| The Kitted Carnivore, or the Kilted Carnivore, I should say, rather. | ||
| Hello, how are you? | ||
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Thanks. | |
| Thanks for taking my call. | ||
| Basically, I can elaborate if need be, but should voters have to live in the jurisdiction that the ballot questions pertain to for a minimum amount of time? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think so. | ||
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Agreed. | |
| Yes. | ||
| I'm sorry, I want to make sure I'm understanding properly. | ||
| You're asking should voters to vote in a specific place have to live there for a minimum amount of time? | ||
| So if your county wanted to legalize marijuana, would you have to live in that county for a certain amount of time? | ||
| Yeah, I think that's a very good measure. | ||
| I would also add that if there was some way to know whether you would continue to live in that area, that should also be taken into account. | ||
| Yeah, like you should not be allowed to move. | ||
| Not just that, I mean, you can move, but we have to have some, look like, so for example, if you're a property owner, right, we know that you have some investment in the community, you're probably going to stay there for a little while. | ||
| If you're a renter, that might not be true. | ||
| This is part of why. | ||
| And also, if you're a renter and you're from some other part of the country, and we have no reason to believe you're going to stay here, yeah, I think in an ideal system that would be weighted differently. | ||
| That's why the state college situation is always problematic in election cycles, because most people turn 18 in high school, they're home, they register at mom and dad's address, they go off to college, and it's like, well, now I'm gonna register here at UC Berkeley. | ||
| And it's like, well, no, you don't live in Berkeley. | ||
| You're a resident there temporarily, but you really live where mom and dad are from, which is Connecticut, so vote in Connecticut. | ||
| And you can swing elections if you were able to change that, and I don't think you should. | ||
| I agree with you. | ||
| And that's a good point, yeah. | ||
| There are laws like this obviously for running for office. | ||
| There are a lot of, you have to have lived in this area for x number of years before you can file to run for office. | ||
| I don't see why it wouldn't apply to voting except for the fact that there are more local elections typically than there are federal elections. | ||
| So we think of it as being every four years but really they're more frequent and that might be harder to manage. | ||
| I think that might be the resistance to it. | ||
| I'm a little extreme on this. | ||
| I also think on state and federal and state and local elections, you should not be able to contribute financially unless you are a resident. | ||
| I think that is absolutely on the money. | ||
| I would agree. | ||
| I think maybe I make some kind of exception for someone who has a long family history there or something, but yeah, yeah, exactly. | ||
| And that's where it's tragic to see what's happening in California. | ||
| We were talking about that earlier, but ultimately the California voters are getting what the California voters wanted. | ||
| And you know, if you're running for governor of California, like Daniel, write me a check. | ||
| Not my state! | ||
| And I never will be a Californian, so why am I allowed to give money to swing the election? | ||
| It's a very interesting point. | ||
| Well, all right then. | ||
| I feel like we've answered that for you. | ||
| A lot of people in the chat were saying this communist. | ||
| It's not, it's not communist to restrict. | ||
| It's not restricting movement. | ||
| It's just saying whether or not you can actually elect the people that are governing you in that particular area. | ||
| It's not restricting movement. | ||
| That's not the point. | ||
| It's saying if you, if you want to be able to vote, then you should say, okay, well, I'm going to commit to the area and to the laws that I'm voting for, just so I can clear that up. | ||
| Some people in the chat saying that it's not communist. | ||
| Wait, yeah, how is it common? | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| Telling people that you don't have a... Well, that's not what I'm... You can't con... Hold on. | ||
| I'm just saying that there's this public property that people should have to live in a certain area for a certain amount of time to have control over is the opposite of communism because communists say that the means of production and public property are just owned by everybody. | ||
| Right, I just saw someone saying that. | ||
| I think they misunderstood when Tim's saying you shouldn't move. | ||
| It's like, okay, well, if you want to vote, you have to then say, okay, I'm going to commit to my time in this area that I'm voting for. | ||
| So you're subject to the laws that you brought into- Yeah, generally we want to have systems and cultures that encourage people to put down roots and be dedicated to the small communities they're in, as opposed to losing their identity in large, enormous communities where they have no say. | ||
| You're gonna vote where I live and then leave? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Nah, fuck that. | |
| You're gonna be like, I vote to allow unlimited immigration and non-citizens can vote. | ||
| Later! | ||
| It's like, what? | ||
| That's destruction. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Anyways, how do you feel about that, Mr. Kilted Carnivore? | ||
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Uh, great. | |
| And basically the idea is, like, if you change states, you can still vote, uh, on any federal ballot question, but if you move within the state, um, you can't vote on anything within the city, but you can still vote. | ||
| Yeah, that makes sense to me. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Makes sense to me. | ||
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So, yeah. | |
| Thank you very much. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| Cheers. | ||
| Have a good one. | ||
| Uh, next we'll talk to Young Gramps. | ||
| Nice. | ||
| How are you? | ||
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I'm doing good. | |
| How are y'all doing? | ||
| Fantastic. | ||
| Very good. | ||
| I'm making a lot of money. | ||
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I'll make it quick. | |
| My question is for Daniel Turner. | ||
| How can citizens start developing a new grid to replace the current power grid? | ||
| For example, is personal solar the way to go or are there other technologies we should be developing or putting our money into to improve the grid? | ||
| I got no problem with solar or wind. | ||
| They don't work on a large scale, but a lot of people look at putting solar on their house or on their farm. | ||
| I priced it out for the farm. | ||
| It was absolutely cost prohibitive because the out-of-pocket costs are huge. | ||
| So I got no problem with it if you want to do that. | ||
| It's just very expensive. | ||
| I think the best way that you sustain The integrity of the grid is to get involved with the most local election possible because the grid is run on the municipal level and on the state level. | ||
| It's not a federal issue. | ||
| The federal government is screwing it up, obviously, but it is a local issue. | ||
| And so I think as unsexy as it is in your city council races and your mayor races and your gubernatorial races, It is way more important to ask about their plan for the electric grid than it is to ask about, you know, what do they think of, you know, the death of George Floyd. | ||
| Like, those are the issues that we talk about and they make the headlines and they make the news. | ||
| But the actual acts of government that they're supposed to do, we are ignoring. | ||
| Like managing forests! | ||
| Is there anything more boring than managing forests? | ||
| No one runs for governor to manage forests. | ||
| So we ignore it. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| They ignore it. | ||
| And then when the forests burn, they blame it on climate change. | ||
| So the best thing you could do is to get involved with the most local area possible, the most local election to protect your grid. | ||
| If you want to do your part and get wind or solar for your farm, I think that's absolutely fine, but it's honestly not going to make a difference. | ||
| True that. | ||
| Yeah, I'm glad you're bringing that up as well because a lot of people think that it's, oh, it's, you know, it's climate change starting these fires. | ||
| No, it's terrible forest management. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's letting the undergrowth grow because of all these, like, there is a famous, like, spotted owl or something like that in California that they try to protect for years and it's ruined their environment. | ||
| Why are they protecting him? | ||
| I hate that thing. | ||
| I don't know, but the problem was... He's had, for long enough, he's had his reign of terror. | ||
| The Canada fires, or the California, now we're in my wheelhouse, and it's so boring, but I think it's fascinating. | ||
| But the California fires, the Canada fires that are still happening, and I think they said a new wave of orange is gonna blow this way next week. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| People keep saying that that's the result of human action. | ||
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No. | |
| It's the result of human inaction. | ||
| If you leave the forest alone, it is going to burn. | ||
| The reason why forests don't burn is because they're managed. | ||
| And the best example of that are the private woods, the private forests that are still owned by the gentry class in Europe. | ||
| The Duke of whatever is not going to let his 50,000 acres burn. | ||
| And they never have forest fires because he owns the land and he manages it. | ||
| But we don't manage our land because we let it go to nature. | ||
| And if you let it go to nature, it'll burn. | ||
| Nature does what nature does. | ||
| Nature does what nature does. | ||
| And nature is brutal. | ||
| Nature is violent and awful. | ||
| We don't, as humans, we tame nature so that we can live with it and we can dominate it. | ||
| But if we let nature on its own, it's going to beat the crap out of us every time. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, how do you feel about that answer, Mr. Gramps? | ||
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I think it was a little bit different than what I was expecting, but I still appreciate it. | |
| So thank you. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| I wanted to get you on that topic because it's something that I feel strongly about and I just get so tired of people say, Oh, it's climate change. | ||
| It's not dude. | ||
| No, it's not climate change. | ||
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I'd love to do like, like the, the, the, the fire is in California. | |
| It was like a guy had a chain dragging from his truck and then someone else flicked a cigarette and it was dry out. | ||
| And then you get the undergrowth, it dries, you get kindling everywhere. | ||
| It's just kindling underneath the, underneath the trees. | ||
| I'd love to do climate change questions till you drop like I am because this is what I do for a living and it's just so frustrating because it's a scapegoat. | ||
| It is a scapegoat for people like Gavin Newsom who don't want to do the hard work of governing. | ||
| They want to do the sexy work. | ||
| And that is not why we and I am not an anarchist. | ||
| There is a role for government. | ||
| But the government's roles are boring as shit. | ||
| It's forests, it's sewers, it's electricity. | ||
| And now they're like, let's do education. | ||
| Well, then they've screw up education. | ||
| It's like, let's do this. | ||
| Then they screw up that. | ||
| But the things they're supposed to do, they ignore and they're all falling to shit. | ||
| Communists. | ||
| How did you get into this? | ||
| I hated the environmental left and I hated the damage they were doing to rural America. | ||
| I've always been involved in the political space but I had a true dislike for the environmental because they hid behind We're just doing this because we care about the earth, and it's truly the communist nazi state. | ||
| Were you into the environment, or were you uninterested in the left? | ||
| I was in the political space, I was like your typical DC political consultant, and this issue always interested me, but what really interested me was how evil the environmental left is. | ||
| And they will plunge people. | ||
| We enslaved 40,000 Congolese children under the age of 10 for our Green Agenda and Bono hasn't written a damn song about it. | ||
| When I worked for Greenpeace... That's the evil of the left. | ||
| When I worked for Greenpeace, they explicitly stated in their training, we are globalists. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Yep. | |
| Absolutely. | ||
| They are. | ||
| And their whole agenda is false. | ||
| And in their falsehood, they're just destroying the West. | ||
| They're destroying America, but they're larger than America. | ||
| They're destroying the West. | ||
| And if the West crumbles, we're in really, really bad shape. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| Anyways, let's chat to Monsieur or Madame Zero. | ||
| Zero, you're with us. | ||
| How are you? | ||
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Hi guys, I hope you guys are having a great evening. | |
| I'm a long time listener, first time caller. | ||
| Thanks for all the work you guys are doing to build community. | ||
| I've been thinking about this question for a while and was hoping to run it by you. | ||
| It's for the whole group. | ||
| So, how do you truly dismantle the FBI or CIA type of government organizations when they likely have black budget money coming from all over? | ||
| with drug or human trafficking and skilled discrete communications between the headquarters | ||
| and agents abroad. Even if they lose power in the USA, they'll still be operable in the real world. | ||
| And how do we get eradicate them? Like, how is it done? | ||
| You splinter them into a thousand pieces and scatter them into the winds. | ||
| I would be honest if I was President Trump, but I won reelection, I would put Rand Paul in charge. | ||
| Because I think he would truly go in to dismantle it. | ||
| I mean, I think you just do. | ||
| In his libertarian core of just absolutely dismantling it. | ||
| I think you literally just defund it, take the money away, and then gone. | ||
| I actually don't think it's that complicated, to be honest. | ||
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After they lose power in the government, and their posterity of being an official government Bureaucracy, what it's become, this rot. | |
| They have ways of making money and working in other countries or abroad without governmental oversight. | ||
| How do we really, truly get this rot out of our planet? | ||
| I mean, it's a cultural problem, and if you look at the colonists who left Europe, they're very similar. | ||
| They're analogs. | ||
| You've got a massive urban population, and injustice, and corruption, and elite classes, and they said, we're gonna go leave. | ||
| Maybe what needs to happen is if this country ends up never overcoming it, then people just leave and go find an island or go to El Salvador. | ||
| One of my favorite movies is the Denzel Washington movie, American Gangster, which deals with corruption in the New York police department, right? | ||
| In the sixties, seventies. | ||
| And there's an example of fighting corruption. | ||
| We have successfully in the past fought corruption and turned corrupt institutions straight, but it takes an awful lot of work and it takes some very brave individuals. | ||
| I think those brave individuals are out there, but I think they have to be given the opportunity. | ||
| And right now they're not as long as the Democrats run the white house. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| It's a great movie, by the way, if you haven't seen American Gangster. | ||
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It is. | |
| Really, really good movie. | ||
| How do you feel about that answer, Jiro? | ||
| I'd like to give a more elaborate answer, but I'm not quite sure. | ||
| I think we need to build new cultural structures. | ||
| We need younger people more involved. | ||
| We need to have a cohesive moral framework that we all abide by in a shared worldview. | ||
| And the problem is the FBI that we are complaining about has the worldview of the left, and they believe there is no truth but power. | ||
| So you have to eliminate that. | ||
| Then you have to bring the fa- Donald Trump needs to get elected. | ||
| Send federal law enforcement in, in whatever fashion, under his control to start enforcing the laws as they're supposed to be enforced. | ||
| And then start restructuring the- this country so that people build a shared moral framework. | ||
| And that's just like probably a vague, very simple way to describe what is a very, very difficult process. | ||
| No, and there have to be, I think, some very visible public punishments, right? | ||
| Take, for example, one individual, one specific individual leaked to CNN that Roger Stone was going to get arrested. | ||
| And the entire film crew showed up. | ||
| That person has to be identified and they have to be hauled before and they have to be like Daniel Penny Put on the front page of the paper in handcuffs. | ||
| Yep, and it will scare other FBI agents to say well That's no longer gonna be tolerated There are so many cases of the you know who gave the order to go to that pro-life dad of nine with 15 long guns drawn Yep. | ||
| You as an FBI agent and having worked in government, you kind of learn these things. | ||
| You have no authority to show up at that guy's house unless you have specific orders. | ||
| Someone gave the order! | ||
| And I would just love to know who that person was. | ||
| And until that, the agents are just doing their damn job. | ||
| Now you have to stop doing bad things if you're the agent. | ||
| I apologize guys, but you do. | ||
| But someone gave that order and until that person is led away in handcuffs, it's not going to happen. | ||
| But it will happen eventually. | ||
| If that person is on the front page of the paper and it is known Bill Johnson gave the order to arrest the pro-life dad, it will stop. | ||
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Yep. | |
| Yeah, I agree. | ||
| I talked about this the other day. | ||
| I was talking about the Civil War and, you know, people keep saying, oh, it can never happen, this can never happen, that can never happen, and I'm like, I'll tell you what can happen. | ||
| What can happen is Donald Trump is in Miami at Mar-a-Lago and he gets convicted in federal court and federal marshals are ordered to go and arrest Donald Trump, but there's 3,000 people surrounding his property screaming in protest and they say to their commanding officer or superior officers or the court, Yeah, there's no way we can physically do this. | ||
| And then they say, well, he's been convicted. | ||
| He must be taken into custody. | ||
| So whatever resource you need. | ||
| And then they say, okay, well, then we're going to need to bring in like several dozen people, tear gas, we need to bring weapons. | ||
| And then finally one guy goes, I live in Florida. | ||
| If I do this, I will never be able to live anywhere again. | ||
| No leftist is gonna support me as a law enforcement officer, and no conservative where I live will ever let me live it down. | ||
| I quit. | ||
| That's the risk of what happens when it comes down to things like this. | ||
| Well, there you go! | ||
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Wow. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Uh, I appreciate it a lot. | ||
| It's a big problem. | ||
| We got to figure it out eventually, but thanks so much. | ||
| I just wanted to plug the library and the discord. | ||
| Ask people listening to go and get their library card. | ||
| You guys are great doing building community and all this great work. | ||
| So appreciate it. | ||
| We pro library. | ||
| I love that. | ||
| Nice man. | ||
| Uh, thank you very much. | ||
| Appreciate it. | ||
| Cheers. | ||
| Have a good night. | ||
| With that, I guess we're done, Tim. | ||
| Oh, wow. | ||
| Man, some days we go crazy late. | ||
| We got done a little bit early. | ||
| But that's okay. | ||
| We have a really interesting culture war tomorrow. | ||
| We've got one of the guys from the Whitmer Knipping Case and a documentarian working on breaking down the story. | ||
| So that's going to be very, very, very interesting. | ||
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Sweet. | |
| And then with Lisa Reynolds joining, we're not going to be doing more and more debates. | ||
| So the next week we're going to have a debate. | ||
| Nice. | ||
| We're going to have, you know, remember they used to do, what did they call it? | ||
| Blood sports or something? | ||
| Internet blood sports. | ||
| Yeah, I remember that got brutal. | ||
| Yeah, it's not gonna be like crazy It's gonna be more it's gonna be more professional academic with various personalities and different backgrounds. | ||
| It's not just gonna be left and right It'll probably be like, you know, I'm talking to Daniel, you know, maybe pro-nuclear anti-nuclear So it could be moderate conservative pro-surrogacy anti-surrogacy things like that religious conversation So really really excited for that. | ||
| But other than that Daniel, thanks for hanging out. | ||
| It's been a blast great to have you back Thank you. | ||
| Great to be here And for everybody who's a member, thanks for making all of this possible. | ||
| I really, really do mean it. |
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