Nov. 18, 2022 - Timcast IRL - Tim Pool
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| They say there was no red wave. | ||
| Well, I don't care what they say. | ||
| I think there was. | ||
| I mean, the Republicans won five million more votes in the popular vote, and they won where they need to, in the House. | ||
| Now the Republicans have announced they've launched an investigation of Joe Biden. | ||
| This is not just of Hunter Biden, it is of the Biden crime family! | ||
| At least that's what's trending on Twitter. | ||
| I know, it's a little silly because it kind of makes it seem like the Bidens are competent. | ||
| But yeah, Joe and Hunter are implicated in a bunch of crimes. | ||
| The craziest revelation, I suppose, and I guess we kind of knew this, but to hear them say it, the Biden family is implicated in human trafficking. | ||
| Seriously, this guy's the president? | ||
| Okay, that'll get interesting. | ||
| So we definitely gotta talk about that. | ||
| But we also need to talk about Nancy Pelosi. | ||
| She's out. | ||
| Nancy Pelosi has announced she will not seek the Democratic leadership, but she's gonna stay in Congress for the time being. | ||
| But basically, nothing. | ||
| There you go, bye bye. | ||
| Nancy Pelosi fired, so hey, congratulations midterm. | ||
| This is what happens when you get your friends, you go out and you vote. | ||
| Now all you gotta do is get ready for that ballot harvesting stuff. | ||
| So, we got a lot to talk about. | ||
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| Joining us tonight, We have two amazing guests. | ||
| We've got Ashley St. | ||
| Clair. | ||
| Hello, hello! | ||
| Who are you? | ||
| I am, you know, a professional online crap poster. | ||
| But more importantly... Keeping it family friendly. | ||
| Yeah, I don't want you to get nuked online. | ||
| So, but I'm over at the Babylon Bee. | ||
| I do operations over there. | ||
| Oh, very cool. | ||
| And get in trouble for my tweets. | ||
| It's called the fecal matter poster. | ||
| I'm a fecal matter poster. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| And we also have Dave Landau. | ||
| Hi, I'm chewing. | ||
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Why are you chewing? | |
| What are you eating? | ||
| Because I'm professional. | ||
| Those are Ian's rocks! | ||
| Don't eat them! | ||
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Stop! | |
| I thought they were magic. | ||
| I'm playing Magic the Gathering with his stuff. | ||
| He's gonna start tripping in two minutes. | ||
| Oh, there's acid in this. | ||
| There would be! | ||
| I'm a guy. | ||
| Yeah, I heard him talking about acid with Milo on the show the other day. | ||
| They were having an argument. | ||
| Yes, Milo just basically told him his brain was broken, and Ian just went, mm-hmm. | ||
| Yeah, I was like, no, I agree. | ||
| I've done a lot of acid, and I was like, he's right. | ||
| They're both right. | ||
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Yeah, I mean, he didn't disagree, so. | |
| Also, I'm Serge.com. | ||
| What's up, guys? | ||
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How are you? | |
| We got Luke. | ||
| BidenFetterman.com is the website. | ||
| It's a real website. | ||
| You could go to it right now. | ||
| If you don't, you're a bigot, ableist, and racist. | ||
| Did you Did you actually get BidenFetterman.com? | ||
| BidenFetterman.com is an official website filled with memes, filled with Twitter posts, filled with shorts, and filled with this amazing, incredible merchandise. | ||
| I started a movement a couple months ago, and I have a lot of good allies on my team. | ||
| First, it's Michael Malice, then it's MSNBC. | ||
| This is a movement of the people that cannot be stopped. | ||
| It's an absolute no-brainer. | ||
| BidenFetterman2024. | ||
| I can't believe you actually got that website. | ||
| And the crazy thing is, BidenFetterman2024 was not available. | ||
| BidenFetterman.com was available. | ||
| We got it. | ||
| Check that website out. | ||
| And by doing so, you support my efforts here. | ||
| So thank you so much for doing so. | ||
| BidenFetterman.com. | ||
| The car salesman slogan is fantastic. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| It's a no-brainer. | ||
| It's a no-brainer. | ||
| All right, let's talk about the news from Newsweek. | ||
| From Newsweek, of all sources. | ||
| I know. | ||
| Republicans tie Hunter Biden to human trafficking, announced probe. | ||
| Let me pause right there. | ||
| They explicitly stated this is an investigation of Joe Biden. | ||
| So, Newsweek, they're talking about it, but they're trying to, you know, maybe the goal of the article is to be like, it's Hunter, not Joe. | ||
| But, you know, I'll be specific. | ||
| They said they were announcing an investigation into Joe. | ||
| They didn't specifically say Joe Biden was trafficking people, although I think he was with the illegal immigrants. | ||
| Yes, he was. | ||
| Okay, never mind, he was. | ||
| Was this broken by Geek Squad or who did it? | ||
| Which one? | ||
| It just depends on the source. | ||
| Which, was it a computer that was returned? | ||
| Like, who knows? | ||
| Oh, I see. | ||
| Where did they get the intel? | ||
| Actually, I think it was some Republicans in Tennessee who filmed the children being trafficked on US military planes around the country by the Biden administration. | ||
| Oh, right. | ||
| I mean, he literally was trafficking children. | ||
| Oh, good for him. | ||
| I thought it was the Hunter-sex-Russian-prostitute thing. | ||
| Oh, no, I mean, yes, yes. | ||
| I don't mean to not keep it clean for the family-friendly people watching, it's just that's what he did. | ||
| They're called Ladies of the Night. | ||
| I'm sorry, you're right. | ||
| And, you know, Hunter Biden did love Ladies of the Night, particularly from Russia, which, you know, a lot of people were going crazy about, specifically speculating that Donald Trump had relations with in some kind of hotel rooms. | ||
| But again, Here we actually have some real-life proof of Hunter Biden taking videos and photos of some absolutely crazy behavior that do violate a lot of laws. | ||
| Lady of the night. | ||
| I mean, I feel like, you know, it's archaic. | ||
| Maybe something like adult physical therapist. | ||
| Lady who puts down a tarp. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Couch wrecker. | ||
| Well, they can work during the day. | ||
| I mean, I think a lot of these videos of Hunter were, you know... During the day? | ||
| Yeah, so, you know, just adult physical therapy. | ||
| We'll just call it that, you know? | ||
| Some blood into morning. | ||
| I mean, literally, bleeding. | ||
| I love that he vlogged the whole thing, too. | ||
| The whole thing is well documented. | ||
| He's like the new David Dobrik. | ||
| You know, he's an artist. | ||
| He's ahead of his time. | ||
| And it's really incredible, you know, the Sima Tverte that he presented to the general public. | ||
| Truly an artist of our time. | ||
| My favorite is the Eminem photo. | ||
| If you haven't seen the M&M book, I was measuring a member of his with M&Ms. | ||
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Yep. | |
| And Hunter took a picture of it. | ||
| He was I don't want to look at those pictures. | ||
| And he was using mini M&Ms. | ||
| It's the best! | ||
| I was like, this is gonna be my wallpaper. | ||
| Yeah, he did. | ||
| Okay, well, let's let's let's let's see what they're talking about. | ||
| Well, they're specifically looking into a number of charges. | ||
| They're looking to see if they could charge him with conspiracy or defrauding the United States, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violation of the Foreign Corruption Practices Act, violation of the Victims of Trafficking and Violence Protection Act of 2000, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. | ||
| Those are the charges. | ||
| Those are what they're looking into. | ||
| Joe? | ||
| I think Hunter and Joe, since this Newsweek article talks about how they had bank accounts that were co-mingled together. | ||
| They obviously also shared phone numbers. | ||
| They obviously also were in business together. | ||
| It's pretty clear, no matter how many times Joe Biden tries to deny this, it's very clear that there was a lot of communication, a lot of back and forth, business dealings, a lot of Air Force Two, a lot of lucrative contracts in Ukraine and in China that he was not supposed to get, that he got, Along, of course, with his vlogging of smoking crack, being with ladies of the night, and having firearms everywhere. | ||
| One firearm that he left outside of a school zone, which he got in trouble for. | ||
| In a trash can. | ||
| In a trash can. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| At least he tried to hide it. | ||
| I just want to simplify. | ||
| The way George tried to hide a cannoli on Seinfeld. | ||
| I just want to simplify this for everybody really quick. | ||
| Outside of all of this, I'm sure there's gonna be a bunch of people on the left or, you know, Democrats desperately trying to defend Joe being like, this is nonsense. | ||
| It's fake news. | ||
| It's so preposterous. | ||
| But they shared bank accounts. | ||
| And right there is the is the morsel of whoa, whoa, whoa, because let me tell you something. | ||
| Yeah, I tried to buy my mom like a toaster. | ||
| And my account is like, you can't do that. | ||
| Like you cannot have like, You give something to somebody, it is a gift. | ||
| It is tracked. | ||
| It goes towards that. | ||
| If you share a bank account, you're making it basically impossible to track how much you're giving to another person. | ||
| There's no circumstance where... I guess if Joe Biden and Hunter Biden were both officers of a corporation or something like that, And they both had executive access to a bank account. | ||
| That could make sense. | ||
| But hey, hold on there a minute. | ||
| That would mean that Joe Biden lied and was directly involved in business with his son. | ||
| Otherwise, it just sounds like some weird, at the very least, tax evasion or, you know, income commingling, which is already a problem. | ||
| Well, the human trafficking is definitely related to the Ladies of the Night. | ||
| He bought a lot of them, and especially from Eastern Europe, who knows? | ||
| Some people might speculate that he was Swalwelled. | ||
| That's also another possibility here, but that's charges alone. | ||
| No, he was picking them out like it was a Wendy's menu. | ||
| He was saying, I don't like this one, you know, take the lettuce off of that one. | ||
| He really was picking them out on these text messages. | ||
| It was well documented. | ||
| But Tim, I do want to say, you said the left is going to come out and say it's not true. | ||
| I don't know that they're going to say much of anything, to be honest. | ||
| I think they're just going to ignore it. | ||
| Because that's what they do when these things come out, that there's a mountain of evidence. | ||
| They just ignore it. | ||
| They didn't really sound like spies though, did they? | ||
| Well, who knows? | ||
| There were a lot of them. | ||
| How much intel are you going to get with really just a half hour each? | ||
| But the caveat here, at least we give big tech social media something to censor in the future, just like the Hunter Biden laptop story. | ||
| At least now we're going to have the censors at Facebook and Twitter and Instagram busy with more work. | ||
| So at least, you know, they're going to have something to do. | ||
| I hear you, but I'm actually kind of optimistic. | ||
| You know, Facebook came out and said they're not going to be fact-checking Trump's campaign because he's running or something like that. | ||
| Elon Musk buys Twitter. | ||
| So I'm kind of like, I think maybe the extremists shot their shot, and they can't keep that up. | ||
| At a certain point, you're trying to hold back a river, and the dam bursts. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| You know, they censor everything. | ||
| We all know the scandal of the Hunter Biden laptop censorship. | ||
| They can't pull that off again. | ||
| I mean... Can they? | ||
| Well, it's filled with everything he just said. | ||
| So it's like, if they can bring out the scratches, I mean, yes. | ||
| But look, with Republicans controlling the House, if all we get is Nancy Pelosi is fired and they launch this investigation, this investigation alone is going to make it impossible. | ||
| YouTube took down C-SPAN videos of Rand Paul talking because he said a naughty name. | ||
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No. | |
| Now, if they're all saying it, they can't just—if YouTube started banning C-SPAN outright, people might be like, hey, wait a minute. | ||
| They took down one video and hoped nobody noticed. | ||
| They took down a Fox News video and hoped nobody noticed. | ||
| But if they're going to have a committee putting out videos, if they're going to have a January 6th-style inquiry, ain't nothing they can do about it. | ||
| Well, C-SPAN after dark's pretty hot. | ||
| I hope they do a J6 trial for this, you know, a J6 style investigation. | ||
| They should do the whole nine. | ||
| They should put the Hunter Biden laptop contents on the screen for the whole world to see. | ||
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I don't know about that. | |
| It's never going to happen on C-SPAN. | ||
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Absolutely. | |
| Steaming evidence. | ||
| It's all there. | ||
| It's all vlogged by Hunter Biden on crack. | ||
| It's all there. | ||
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It's a light to see though. | |
| My favorite C-SPAN After Dark was when all the Democrats called in saying they were quitting the party. | ||
| Do you guys remember that? | ||
| That was crazy. | ||
| It was a few years ago. | ||
| But it was just like, I remember pulling the video up and pressing play, and it was just a guy being like, I don't know what they're doing! | ||
| They lost their minds! | ||
| I'm voting Republican now! | ||
| And I'm like, wow. | ||
| But there's also a possibility that we might find something even more sinister. | ||
| I think there's a big probability for this as well, because when we look at what's been happening throughout the last few years, the FBI knew a lot of this was happening. | ||
| They had the laptop. | ||
| They had interviews with Tony Bobulinski. | ||
| They chose to, of course, censor and cover it up. | ||
| What was inside of that laptop? | ||
| What are also the very weird photos with children inside of that laptop? | ||
| Which I think is something that could essentially be something that will shock the American public to the point where there's no returning from it. | ||
| And I think there's a possibility of that happening. | ||
| Maybe the game is to slow roll it to the point where everyone's heard a little bit without getting shocked too much. | ||
| So when they finally come out and admit it, everyone's gonna be like, well, yeah, dude, we know. | ||
| Well, they also raided Giuliani's house, and he's like, it's right here! | ||
| And they're like, no, we came for everything else. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He had the laptop. | ||
| He had the Hunter Biden laptop with the weird photos of the children. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Let's be honest here. | ||
| It would have been funny if they arrested Giuliani for possession. | ||
| They're like, oh, you got those images, but you got it. | ||
| Yeah, it's on you. | ||
| It's not just Hunter, though. | ||
| It's also, I mean, that whole family's disturbed. | ||
| All of his children are very disturbed. | ||
| The Ashley Biden diary was one of the most disturbing things I ever read, and after I read it, I felt bad. | ||
| Yeah, I have a quote here, but I don't think we could read it online. | ||
| She was very disturbed. | ||
| She talks about showering with her father. | ||
| That whole family is disturbing. | ||
| She talks about her grandfather. | ||
| Right? | ||
| She talked about how she had to shower at night because she was afraid Biden was going to come into the shower with her. | ||
| That's literally in there. | ||
| What if when Biden broke his leg, it wasn't the dog, but like his granddaughter? | ||
| Or some kind of child fighting back. | ||
| Be like, no! | ||
| Could be! | ||
| Who knows? | ||
| Nowadays, especially with, you know, the island that they all go to, especially, you know, since the island closed down, they got to, you know, I think he was probably just fighting back the nurses. | ||
| He's like, don't put it in again. | ||
| I'm ready to go. | ||
| Stop pumping me up. | ||
| He does have very powdery bones. | ||
| I mean, that man is not filled with calcium. | ||
| Remember when, uh, during the Alex Jones trial, the prosecution was like, you think that the powerful global elites are trafficking children? | ||
| And he goes, what do you mean? | ||
| Like Epstein did with the Clintons? | ||
| And then they made the thug life video. | ||
| Now, if anyone ever brings that up, they're like, oh, you believe some weird conspiracy about, you know, elites trafficking people. | ||
| I'll be like, you mean like the investigation the Republicans have open into the Biden family? | ||
| Look, you can call it a conspiracy, but then you have to contend with the fact that the majority of Congress is investigating that. | ||
| So yeah, they're a cult. | ||
| I rewatched that Sam Harris clip where he's like, there is nothing on the Hunter Biden laptop that is bad as Trump University. | ||
| And I'm like, my guy, there's like illicit pictures of children. | ||
| You're saying that Donald Trump scammed some people out of cash. | ||
| The Bidens are implicated in human trafficking. | ||
| Sam Harris, he lost his mind. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| And, like, you compare the two. | ||
| There's no comparison. | ||
| What about Trump's steaks? | ||
| Not bad, actually. | ||
| And you know what's funny, too? | ||
| I remember... I wasn't serious. | ||
| Well, no, no, look, during Trump's campaign... | ||
| They were saying that all of his businesses failed, and it was the weirdest thing. | ||
| They were like, what happened to Trump Water? | ||
| What happened to Trump Steaks or Trump Magazine? | ||
| And I was sitting in Trump Doral in Florida looking at a bottle of Trump Water with a Trump Magazine and a menu showing Trump Steak. | ||
| And I'm like, do these people not understand that the companies he started are suppliers for his hotels? | ||
| Like, he doesn't sell Trump steak in the grocery store. | ||
| He's making his own stuff, so he lowers his costs. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It's just so insane. | ||
| And I think out of like 500 businesses, 5 went bankrupt. | ||
| And so they're like, look at all those bankruptcies! | ||
| Okay, dude, you believe fake... Google it. | ||
| Okay, come on. | ||
| They don't even do that. | ||
| No, it's sad. | ||
| Very sad. | ||
| Let's talk about this next story. | ||
| that were just kind of mad about it because he was president and it was kind of watch just fun | ||
| to watch them project how angry they were because they didn't think it would happen. | ||
| She just had like Mark Cuban like it's all failed. You're Mark Cuban. Yeah. Let's talk about this | ||
| next story. If there's anything good that came out of these midterms, Nancy Pelosi will step | ||
| down as Democratic House leader. Finally. Oh, yeah. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Pelosi, you're out. | ||
| You're fired. | ||
| And, uh, okay. | ||
| She says she wants to make room for the next generation, and, uh, it's just as bad. | ||
| You know, they're the same. | ||
| Who is it? | ||
| Hank Jeffries or something? | ||
| So, I don't know, man. | ||
| Are you guys... She's fired. | ||
| Well, she's got to go spend more time at home, so Paul stops picking up young men. | ||
| Is that what he was doing? | ||
| Well, it's a theory. | ||
| You know, you don't want to say for sure, but maybe. | ||
| He got hit with a hammer by one. | ||
| I heard. | ||
| By somebody. | ||
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Maybe. | |
| Possibly. | ||
| By a man in his underwear. | ||
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No, no, no. | |
| They changed that story. | ||
| Oh, really? | ||
| He wasn't in his underwear. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| I think Paul was in his underwear, actually. | ||
| You bring a feral cat in the house and you want it to be nice, but He's got a hammer. | ||
| You know, that is sad, too, because I kind of get it. | ||
| We have Bocas. | ||
| He's our cat. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And he was initially a stray, and he just pisses all over the floor all the time. | ||
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Right. | |
| And, like, there's no training him. | ||
| He'll just, like, walk, and then he'll look you in the eyes and just let her rip. | ||
| So I get it when Paul brings in these guys, and he's, like, a crazy hippie, and he's, like, we're going to have a good time cracking the head with a hammer. | ||
| So who's the... | ||
| Who was the third party that opened the door? | ||
| Didn't it end up being him? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But who was... What were you saying before? | ||
| There was a young man in his car? | ||
| So that's what I heard. | ||
| That when he got arrested for the DUI, there was another man with him. | ||
| There was a young man with him when he got arrested. | ||
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No DUI. | |
| It was dropped. | ||
| Was it dropped? | ||
| I heard it was dropped. | ||
| I could be wrong. | ||
| But that's what he was arrested for, right? | ||
| He was entertaining a young man? | ||
| I don't know what they were doing. | ||
| Getting away from Nancy. | ||
| Who caught them wrestling. | ||
| In their underwear. | ||
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Yes. | |
| It's a very popular sport, you know. | ||
| A lot of people are doing it. | ||
| Over a hammer. | ||
| I think it's about time that she left though. | ||
| I mean everything, she was getting pretty incoherent as well. | ||
| Oh, that's called addiction to benzos. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Is that what it is? | ||
| And painkillers. | ||
| She has to be on something. | ||
| She's on everything. | ||
| Listen to her when she walks. | ||
| She's a drunk, right? | ||
| Yo, for sure. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| People have said that. | ||
| I mean, her husband, I think, he got in a car accident. | ||
| Well, when Biden did the speech and then she stood up and was, like, dancing behind him when he was talking about, like, people dying, and then she realized she was like, oh, this isn't the part where I celebrate. | ||
| That's when I realized, like, oh, this is just a drunk woman at a tennis club who doesn't really know where she is. | ||
| Like, I think the point at which she probably should have retired is why she started talking like this. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's like, okay, come on. | ||
| So, five? | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| No, I'm not even kidding. | ||
| It's like... So, who's gonna be the next Nancy Pelosi for them, though? | ||
| I think it's this guy Hank... What is his name? | ||
| Hank Jeffrey? | ||
| Is that his name? | ||
| Am I getting his name wrong? | ||
| You guys probably know in the chat. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Some election denying far-left lunatic. | ||
| Whatever. | ||
| He denies the election? | ||
| Oh, they all do. | ||
| They all did! | ||
| I mean, like, every single Democrat denied the election. | ||
| There was a Snopes article, I think it was, no, I think it was PolitiFact, and I'm not sure who said it, it might have been Lee Zeldin or something, said that Democrats have objected or rejected the results of every Republican president going back, like, several decades or something. | ||
| And then they were like, mostly true. | ||
| Mostly true. | ||
| And it's like, how is that not true? | ||
| They literally do. | ||
| They get up and they say, this is illegitimate, there was voters who were disenfranchised or whatever, and then we're supposed to just act like They're not lying when they call other people election deniers or something? | ||
| We do it one time, and had one party at the Capitol, and everything was... That's what they're waiting for. | ||
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But that's the thing, we're talking about... 9-11-2 is what you're referring to. | |
| We were talking about it earlier, you know, that they just, the left acts like it doesn't happen. | ||
| If the Hunter Biden laptop stuff, it comes out, it's a mountain of evidence. | ||
| We can all see it. | ||
| They just plug their ears, close their eyes and walk away and then say, what are you talking about? | ||
| I don't know what you're talking about. | ||
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Yep. | |
| And that's it. | ||
| So we're supposed to engage with that. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| This is why my attitude has kind of just been like, let's perhaps ignore them and let them just play by themselves with dolls in the corner or something. | ||
| I'm with you. | ||
| Because they seem, when left alone, they do a lot of crazy fun stuff that we can just bring up later. | ||
| Yeah, like Fetterman. | ||
| Oh yeah. | ||
| We elected Frankenstein. | ||
| Which I'm for, by the way. | ||
| I want to say. | ||
| Oh, you're on the team. | ||
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Awesome. | |
| The team's getting stronger. | ||
| I was in the beginning. | ||
| So I think he's better than Oz, but that's a different story. | ||
| Is it like an accelerationist thing? | ||
| I mean, I think that's why a lot of people voted for Trump in the beginning. | ||
| They're like, let the system burn down. | ||
| Let it burn down quick. | ||
| Might as well put all the crazy people in there. | ||
| Might as well put all the incompetent people in there. | ||
| I mean, they can't do worse than all the crazy sociopathic people, right? | ||
| That's what I'm saying. | ||
| I was saying Antifa for Trump. | ||
| I'm telling these Antifa people like, hey, you guys are going out and throwing bricks through windows. | ||
| That's not going to do anything. | ||
| They got insurance. | ||
| It's going to cost them a couple grand. | ||
| They're going to fix it. | ||
| Here's what you do. | ||
| Vote for Trump, right? | ||
| Now, I know Trump supporters are like, but hold on there a minute. | ||
| Trump's going to fix the country. | ||
| Sure, but that's not what they think. | ||
| They think he's going to burn it down. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So just vote for him. | ||
| What do you got to lose? | ||
| Yeah, you're already ruining the country. | ||
| Why not? | ||
| It's a sinking ship. | ||
| Are you going to try to save it? | ||
| Yeah, come on. | ||
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Stop it. | |
| So Antifa for Biden-Federman. | ||
| Well, and you made a great point. | ||
| Can he drive? | ||
| We don't know. | ||
| I don't think Fetterman can drive. | ||
| I believe they take your license for that. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| After you have a stroke in Pennsylvania, they take your license. | ||
| And that's not being ableist. | ||
| We're just saying a fact. | ||
| I mean, a little bit. | ||
| Like, if you can't drive, you probably shouldn't be in Senate. | ||
| I mean, I don't think Nancy Pelosi can drive, can she? | ||
| Well, not... Well, her husband definitely can't. | ||
| Well, not after, like... Oh, yeah. | ||
| Not after, you know, her morning mimosa. | ||
| Oh, right, that's what I mean. | ||
| Basically, she's old and she drinks too much, and so she's probably... she's got someone driving for her. | ||
| Yeah, she shouldn't drive. | ||
| Isn't there, like, a law where they take your license after a certain age or something? | ||
| Yeah, I think, well, I think, yeah. | ||
| They take your license after a certain age? | ||
| Yeah, I'm pretty sure. | ||
| I think it depends on the state. | ||
| Yeah, it depends on the state. | ||
|
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Right, right, right. | |
| Florida, you can drive forever. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Well, that's because a lot of retirees down there, they're not going to entertain people voting away their right to drive or whatever, but... | ||
| There are a lot of sad stories of people who, like, their eyesight goes, and their reflexes, you know, reaction time goes down, and then they're driving a car, and... I don't know, man, you gotta... Well, I mean, I know a crazy story back from my neighborhood of a teenage girl who got hit by an old guy, and then he rolls over her, stops, panics that he runs something over, so he reverses. | ||
| Crushed her head like a melon. | ||
| all if he just went over her she probably would have had severe injuries | ||
| but he all crushed her head because and so he is like all that | ||
| happened license taken away no jail | ||
| Oh. | ||
| But here's the issue with jail in that circumstance. | ||
| Is he of the mind to commit a crime, or is he just an old man who should not be driving anymore? | ||
| And so the attitude, I guess, from law enforcement was, he's not a violent criminal who's trying to hurt people. | ||
| He's effectively disabled by age, so take his license away, he can't drive anymore, but he's not going to jail for that. | ||
| Is that why none of these politicians go to jail for doing everything they shouldn't? | ||
| They're like, they're all, we'll give them a pass. | ||
|
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That's funny. | |
| There's no intents, they're just crazy and all. | ||
| But that is often. | ||
| It's like, well, there was no criminal intent, so, you know, no crime committed. | ||
| That's what happens with the human trafficking. | ||
| They're like, he didn't know. | ||
| That old rascal. | ||
| Yeah, yes, it was Menendez, right? | ||
| He went out with those, he went to that island. | ||
| It wasn't Epstein Island, but remember the story? | ||
| Do you guys know the story about Menendez? | ||
| Where was he? | ||
| Was he in Puerto Rico or something? | ||
| And he went to some island, and there were some ladies, and they were a little bit young, you know, and then he got accused, and the response from his lawyer was, well, it's not illegal where he was. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, I mean, technically. | ||
| He denies it, but the lawyer said, like, even if he did do it, it's not illegal. | ||
| Like, he's in a different country. | ||
| I gotta call my lawyer. | ||
| Do you? | ||
| What? | ||
| Well, that's disgusting, though. | ||
| I don't know what, yeah, what are the laws? | ||
| Well, I guess if you go down to Mexico, there's other laws. | ||
| You can have donkeys. | ||
| Well, yeah, but there's some states, I think, where, like, the age of consent is 16, you know? | ||
| Yeah, Michigan's one. | ||
| That's where I grew up. | ||
| Is it really? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He goes, I know, I grew up there. | ||
| No, I did. | ||
| It was a good one to have on the books. | ||
| When in high school, not as a grown-up. | ||
| You're really leaning into this. | ||
| Dave's really gonna have to call us. | ||
| No, I've been married for a long time. | ||
| You look very cold. | ||
| I'm really cold. | ||
| Do you need a jacket? | ||
| I feel like he has the AC on in here. | ||
| I think it's actually that nothing's on. | ||
| And it's like 30 degrees outside. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| I feel like that's not tenable. | ||
| You do look shaky. | ||
| We've got a... Like a chihuahua. | ||
| There's a coat right there. | ||
| That is my coat. | ||
| Oh, well there you go. | ||
| What is this, you know? | ||
| That's the thing about the air conditioning in the office. | ||
|
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Luke is over here. | |
| Everybody turn the heat on. | ||
| Luke is in a blanket. | ||
| Oh, thanks for telling everyone my secret. | ||
| Yeah, I got a blankie. | ||
| Yeah, I'll own it. | ||
| I'm actually gonna grab that coat though. | ||
| I'm like real cold. | ||
| It's kind of weird to me. | ||
| I mean, I guess you're wearing a sweater. | ||
| Yeah, I just grabbed one from... I don't know where I got it. | ||
| I don't know why it's cold in here. | ||
| I think it's because the vent just pulls in air from outside or something. | ||
| I think it is just, yeah, if it's cold outside and you don't have anything on. | ||
| That's what I do to sleep. | ||
| I like it cold. | ||
| Let's talk about that. | ||
| That's interesting. | ||
| How do you sleep, Tim? | ||
| I put the A.C. | ||
| to 32 degrees, because if I don't... A little igloo? | ||
| Well, so, a while back, my fiancé was dying of a rare disease, and so I misappropriated corporate funds to try and research cryogenics, keeping her frozen while I tried to find a cure. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| When he found out, he came in with thugs, You know, through the chemicals and everything, splashed on me, and now I have to live in freezing temperatures, otherwise I'll die. | ||
| Nice! | ||
| Yeah, I once tried to, I once broke out of prison, but, you know, Batman stopped me. | ||
| That's cool. | ||
| That's what Tim's trying to do now, keep us all frozen so we stay on the show forever. | ||
| I can't believe we're still talking about this. | ||
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I'm a Mexican that swam here in the last Wakanda movie. | |
| Oh man, we gotta talk about Black Panther. | ||
| So before the show, no one here saw Wakanda Forever, and I was explaining how the villain is basically a Mexican guy who breaks into Wakanda, bypassing their wall by going through the river, and they have to defeat him by drying him off. | ||
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Yep. | |
| Like, I'm sorry if that was a big spoiler, I don't know, but just like, it's been a week now, and it was, you know... Specifically, his back goes into flames, you said? | ||
| They have to dry him off, and then the final move is they dry his back off. | ||
| Yeah, that's killing an Asian with a hard math problem. | ||
| It's just racist. | ||
| I was sitting there watching this movie like, yo, woke people were... Let's talk about that later, let's talk about this later. | ||
| Okay, I don't want to offend the crowd, big Wakanda fans. | ||
| Oh, I know, I know. | ||
| I'm going to have to ask that Brianna Joy Gray issues an apology for this one. | ||
| Do you all know the legend of Ligma and Johnson? | ||
| Ligma and Johnson were two individuals who went to Twitter HQ and walked out carrying boxes and then started telling reporters that they had been fired. | ||
| And their names were like Rahul Ligma and like Daniel Johnson or something. | ||
| Get it? | ||
| Ligma Johnson. | ||
| And so the media got hoaxed. | ||
| Elon Musk invited them back in to the... Actually, I think I have the tweet right here. | ||
| Is it right here? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Elon Musk invited them back to Twitter HQ, saying, welcoming back Ligma and Johnson. | ||
| I mean, what do you think this is about? | ||
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Is it because he has created such a poor working environment and has ruined the relationship between him and his employees so much that he's not able to do the job? | |
| Because I saw him, he was tweeting out pictures of him standing with two employees who had fired Prematurely, and then rehired with his arms around them, kind of like, hey, I know I shouldn't admit to my mistakes. | ||
| It seems like he's in a desperate situation where he's realized he actually needs somebody, and the single genius myth is just that, a myth, and he actually needs these employees to work for him. | ||
| And the employees didn't look so happy in that photograph, I gotta say. | ||
| I don't know what, this is Robbie. | ||
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Robbie, what, did, how, how? | |
| Daniel, one of the hoaxsters, says, how are we still tricking journalists? | ||
| How is this still happening? | ||
| Yeah, it's like, I'm not sure, Harry Balzagna was also there. | ||
| And she's... I think that she's also just saying, like, fired early. | ||
| Who's writing it and doesn't know that? | ||
| This is amazing. | ||
| I love how condescending she is. | ||
| She's like, he thinks he's a genius. | ||
| Look how stupid he is. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And the hill's like not the worst. | ||
| Well, I fall for all of it. | ||
| The hill rising used to be Crystal and Sager. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And now it's Brianna Joy Gray and Robbie Suave. | ||
| I feel like these individuals probably don't read. | ||
| Like, No, and that's the problem with a lot of the media and a lot of these journalists now is they're not really journalists, they're like commentators on, you know, what's hot and commentating on this this photo that Elon Musk posted. | ||
| It's like very pop culture-y. | ||
| It's not actual news. | ||
| She said she saw the photo. | ||
| Okay, right? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| She said that? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The photo says Ligma and Johnson on it. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| So she read that! | ||
| And then said it's got to be... It went over her head, you know, poor lady. | ||
| Wow! | ||
| The poor woman, you know. | ||
| Lincoln McJohnson! | ||
| Come on! | ||
| This is a family-friendly show here. | ||
| What do you mean, Tim? | ||
| What are you trying to say here? | ||
| I'm trying to say that twelve-year-olds are the ones who are pushing this joke. | ||
| Yeah, literally. | ||
| That's unreal. | ||
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Maybe that's how it went over her head, but like... She bought it hook, line, and stinker. | |
| This is the modern state of media, I guess? | ||
| This is sad. | ||
| And she did a whole piece on it. | ||
| She was so proud of herself, too. | ||
| She was so emboldened. | ||
| Have they apologized? | ||
| She woke up and read that and she's like, what an idiot. | ||
| This Ligma Johnson guy. | ||
| They didn't look happy in the photo. | ||
| Yeah, I think, who's this? | ||
| Is this Ligma? | ||
| That's Ligma. | ||
| That's Ligma. | ||
| Does it say Ligma on it, actually? | ||
| He looks like a Ligma, the other guy looks like a Johnson. | ||
| Yeah, Daniel, he's got name tags, Rahul and Daniel, and that's Rahul Ligma and Daniel Johnson. | ||
| Rahul Johnson doesn't sound right. | ||
| No, right, yeah, it doesn't. | ||
| Rahul Ligma seems... | ||
| Rahul, Ligma, Ligma, and Johnson. | ||
| The media got hoaxed the first time. | ||
| Elon, this is the craziest thing. | ||
| It's like, the people who like what Elon Musk is doing understand the memes, the jokes, the laughing. | ||
| I don't get it, right? | ||
| We talk about Nancy Pelosi, we talk about Hunter Biden, the laptop. | ||
| We know all of these things. | ||
| How? | ||
| How do we know these things? | ||
| Okay, you know what? | ||
| I'm going to stress this point. | ||
| The left and the right is not political at all. | ||
| It is knowledge and ignorance. | ||
| If you are stupid and not paying attention, you'll find yourself on the left. | ||
| If you are interested and inquisitive, you'll find yourself on the right. | ||
| And I'm not saying that if you're inquisitive, all of a sudden you're like, I'm pro-life. | ||
| No, you might end up being someone who's like, actually, I am pro-choice, but yeah, Biden's crooked. | ||
| Ah, you're right wing now. | ||
| I'm still laughing, because this is not the first time the corporate media made such mistakes. | ||
| And again, we have to remember, according to YouTube, these are the authoritative sources. | ||
| We've got to believe them no matter what. | ||
| We've got to elevate them over everyone else. | ||
| Do you remember the Sum Ting Wong? | ||
| Airplane crash that happened. | ||
| That was great. | ||
| And they literally... We too low? | ||
| We too low, yeah. | ||
| Holy fook! | ||
| And bang-a-ding-oo! | ||
| Literally, on Asian Flight 214 that literally went down, we had KTVU, a local news broadcast, Go on national television and say that the four pilots were all of those names in unison right there. | ||
| So again, this should be a big reality check to a lot of people, especially to the fact checkers. | ||
| Again, the corporate media gets it wrong. | ||
| They get it wrong a lot. | ||
| A lot of people make mistakes, but they're never really held accountable for it. | ||
| But at least we can laugh at them. | ||
| So at least we still got that. | ||
| I was watching the FTX commercial with Larry David. | ||
| Have you guys seen it? | ||
| No. | ||
| You know, with all the news on FTX going on, I started, like, digging into it, and I watched the commercial with Larry David, and it's, uh, basically it goes back to ancient times, and there's a guy with a wheel, and Larry David's standing there, he's like, what is it? | ||
| And he's like, it's a wheel! | ||
| He's like, what does it do? | ||
| And he's like, it rolls, and he goes, so does a bagel! | ||
| It's stupid. | ||
| Then it shows him with a woman, and she's pouring it, and she's like, it's coffee, and he drinks it. | ||
| It's terrible! | ||
| And the gag was, he was against all good things. | ||
| And then one of the scenes is, he's with the Founding Fathers, and then they're like, they have the Declaration of Independence, and he goes, what do you mean everyone gets to vote? | ||
| And they're like, yes, everyone. | ||
| He goes, even the stupid people? | ||
| And they're like, yes! | ||
| And he goes, no! | ||
| And he tries to rip up the Declaration of Independence. | ||
| But that was the one moment where I was like, well, I don't agree with tearing up the Declaration of Independence, certainly, but he brings up a good point about stupid people voting. | ||
| It is a problem, and it needs to be addressed somehow. | ||
| No, it absolutely is true. | ||
| It's gotten us here. | ||
| Maybe it just has to go back to the landowning men. | ||
| I'm sorry to say. | ||
| I was going to say, I think it's when we started letting women vote that things started going south. | ||
| Well, women can own land. | ||
| The ladies, you've heard of them. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| Yeah, we have a sponsor that allows... I can own one foot in Scotland. | ||
| And you're a lady of Scotland. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And then you get to vote because you own land. | ||
| What kind of property rights do I have to it though? | ||
| Am I allowed to trespass on my one foot of land? | ||
| Probably, probably not. | ||
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I don't know. | |
| You could put a fence around it. | ||
| Yeah, you could. | ||
| You could put a tree as long as it doesn't grow that big. | ||
| It's a square. | ||
| That actually would be really cool to put a fence around it and like keep outside. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We talked about this before. | ||
| Like, do you get, do you get the air rights too? | ||
| Like how high up? | ||
| And do you get the mineral rights? | ||
| Like you get, you bring on a truck and just go straight down like three miles through your one square foot. | ||
| You just have a Gatling gun that shoots into the sky. | ||
| It is a problem. | ||
| That's why I don't vote. | ||
| Okay, about stupid people voting. | ||
| It is a problem. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| What do you do? | ||
| That's why I don't vote. | ||
| That's a good, right, sure. | ||
| I get ahead of it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We could put Biden and Fetterman in. | ||
| Yeah that's right. | ||
| I want to meet Letterman voters, though. | ||
| I really do. | ||
| I want to meet the people who actually... They look just like him. | ||
| I'm just imagining, like, going to the town he was mayor of, and it's just literally everyone looks like him. | ||
| It's the same. | ||
| It's all the same. | ||
| They're all 6'5", bald with a bulge on their neck. | ||
| The women look like him. | ||
| The men look like him. | ||
| Yeah, the same radiation water has turned them all into the same guy. | ||
| Have you played Fallout 3? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| So, you know, the Super Mutants, they're all basically identical. | ||
| Well, people who know the game are like, that's a fair point. | ||
| Even the women. | ||
| So basically in the game, the male and female super mutants are just big Frankenstein-looking monsters. | ||
| That's incredible. | ||
| It's Fetterman. | ||
| So what should we do? | ||
| Starship Troopers? | ||
| Service Guaranteed Citizenship? | ||
| IQ Tests. | ||
| IQ Tests? | ||
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I don't know. | |
| Those can be wrong. | ||
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And it's not so much about that. Mine was low. I want to read you. I don't think 48 is low. | |
| You can be, look, I know people. I can open Tupperware. I know people with high IQs. | ||
| You give them a puzzle, they'll solve it. You ask them, did Joe Biden engage in a quid pro quo? | ||
| They say no. So like IQ isn't really. No, I'm not being serious about that, | ||
| but I think it all comes down to the media though. | ||
| It comes down to them talking about Ligma and Johnson. | ||
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You think skin color is what you're driving at? | |
| It comes down to them talking about Ligma and Johnson, and that most people aren't that stupid, but it's what they're being fed. | ||
| I think they are that stupid, though. | ||
| Like, that lady is that stupid. | ||
| Like, she has to talk about it and just was... Like, I looked at that for two seconds and was like, yeah, it's Ligma and Johnson. | ||
| And then she went and did a piece on it. | ||
| It never occurred to her, it's crazy. | ||
| No, she's like, okay, so Ligma Johnson. | ||
| And the guy's like, go on. | ||
| Like, the other guy might have known and was just enjoying himself. | ||
| That's Robbie Suave. | ||
| We've had him on the show before. | ||
| And I'm just like, I don't understand. | ||
| Why didn't Robbie immediately go like, are you talking about Ligma? | ||
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That was Robbie? | |
| Yeah. | ||
| He's usually good, too. | ||
| He might have done it on purpose. | ||
| He's of the libertarian sect that somehow often is pro-government, I guess. | ||
| That's such a weird, bipolar way of life. | ||
| Yeah, that's an opposite. | ||
| Yeah, it doesn't make sense. | ||
| Yeah, I don't know. | ||
| It's it's it's you know, he often has takes that are like in line with the establishment and people are like, what are you talking about? | ||
| Like, you know, but I think it's like whatever the libertarian group was before the Mises caucus took over. | ||
| The Mises guys are more pragmatic. | ||
| Before that, I think they call them like the pragmatist or something. | ||
| And they're typically just like, I don't know, libertarian, even if it supports an establishment narrative or something. | ||
| Can we make Ligma Johnson a lord? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Lord Ligma Johnson. | ||
| Can I buy it to make it? | ||
| Yeah, I'm down. | ||
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Wow. | |
| Can we have Lady Ligma Johnson? | ||
| There you go. | ||
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Lady Ligma. | |
| Lady Ligma and Lord Johnson. | ||
| We could have, yeah, Lord Ligma Johnson and Lady Lingus. | ||
| Well, I can only say right now, I'm pretty sure they're very happy they sponsored the show because, like, they're probably getting dozens of orders for Ligma and Johnson. | ||
| They just own a giant part of Scotland now. | ||
| Oh, that's the Ligman Johnson forest. | ||
| So right now there's 48,000 people watching, and I'm just imagining 48,000 square feet of Lord Ligman Johnson-owned land in Scotland. | ||
| I'm not discouraging this at all. | ||
| I want to see the land first. | ||
| I want to make sure it's real first, but otherwise, you know, there's a lot of other candidates that we could go with. | ||
| You know, there's Willie Stroker. | ||
| There's Harry, you know, last name Cox. | ||
| So we can keep going here. | ||
| But my favorite thing, one of my favorite things was a skit by Australian comedians that booked a ticket. | ||
| And they booked it for a guy named Terry, last name Rist. | ||
| And a second passenger was called Al, and then the last name was Keita, and they literally missed their flight. | ||
| So over the speakers in the entire airport, they're like, excuse me, we're looking for Terry Wriste and Mr. Al Keita to please go to gate 14. | ||
| You're about to miss your flight. | ||
| Mr. Terry Wriste and Al Keita, please come to gate 14. | ||
| You're about to miss your flight. | ||
| It was a hilarious skit. | ||
| One way to LaGuardia. | ||
| Hilarious, hilarious skit idea by comedians there. | ||
| I forgot exactly who the group was, but they were like absolute geniuses. | ||
| They also faked the motorcade, so I'm gonna try to remember. | ||
| It would be cool actually, like, even if, you know, it wasn't the lordship thing, that we just got like 100,000 people to pitch in 10 bucks to buy a forest and create the Ligma Johnson Forest Preserve? | ||
| I'm in. | ||
| We should do it. | ||
| We should start the Ligma Johnson Foundation and have Ligma Johnson everywhere. | ||
| Seriously! | ||
| Can we save an animal and then have like an anteater and it'll be the Ligma Johnson? | ||
| We should set up a crowdfund. | ||
| Just use the money to buy property, buildings, donate to a hospital, the Ligma Johnson wing. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We're talking about stupid people voting and we're sitting here like, oh, we're going to name stuff like Majora's Mask. | ||
| It would be great though if this went too far. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| I absolutely agree. | ||
| We gotta have the small victories, you know? | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Everything's doomed, everything's horrible, but at least we get to have Ligma Johnson. | ||
| What if there's someone who actually is named Ligma Johnson and he's listening to this and he's just like... Guys, this has been a hard road for me. | ||
| Why don't we just start a new political party? | ||
| Right? | ||
| Let's take it all away. | ||
| Maybe we need to make, like, some products. | ||
| You know? | ||
| An energy drink? | ||
| Yeah, Ligma Johnson's. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Ligma Johnson's, uh... Bone removal. | ||
| Underwear? | ||
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Just make it. | |
| Don't even be creative about it. | ||
| Just gas station bone removal. | ||
| Dr. Ligma Johnson's vitality formula. | ||
| Testosterone. | ||
| Yeah, and then we'll like, we'll put a fake thing on it where it's like, in 1803, Dr. Ligma Johnson created this, you know, formula drink to revitalize men. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| It'll grow your hair back and it'll give you a nice package. | ||
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That's an extent. | |
| This is very important news we're covering today, I guess. | ||
| I hope everybody knows that this is all going to be real very soon. | ||
| This is exactly what they covered, though, Tim. | ||
| They did, that's true. | ||
| This is the news they covered. | ||
| And speaking of covers, condoms. | ||
| Ligma Johnson condoms. | ||
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Oh, that's not a bad idea. | |
| Flavors? | ||
| What's the least appropriate product we could make that's like, shouldn't be named Ligma Johnson? | ||
| Ice cream? | ||
| Pacifier? | ||
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Ice cream? | |
| Pacifier? | ||
| I was gonna say lollipops, but man, you take it to another level. | ||
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Jesus. | |
| That is a good one, though. | ||
| Can we start a company called Ligma & Johnson? | ||
| And then just basically whatever we name the product, it'll say under it, you know, Ligma Johnson product. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know, and like, it'll be like an accursive L and accursive J. Yeah. | ||
| Parody on Johnson & Johnson. | ||
| You're gonna get sued by Johnson & Johnson. | ||
| Yeah, it's just a, it's a vaccine. | ||
| You're like, what's it for? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I really like the idea of creating a forest preserve. | ||
| I really do. | ||
| And then people go on Google and they zoom in. | ||
| It's going to be 200 years later and there's going to be some dude driving around with his wife and they're like, let's go to a park. | ||
| And they pull up their map app in their virtual space or whatever it is. | ||
| And they're like, oh, Ligma Johnson Lookout. | ||
| And then they're going to pull up and they're going to be like, what a great view. | ||
| And they're, you know, they're going to look up on, on whatever the future Wikipedia is, like the history of Ligma Johnson. | ||
| It's like named because a bunch of people on a podcast rallied a bunch of people to take an internet meme about licking someone's... | ||
| genitals and turning it into a property and they did! | ||
| But in the year like 3050 it'll be like the most quaint story imaginable because everybody's just garbage. | ||
| I think a more practical idea, I was going to say something inappropriate, but would actually be maybe just a journalism award. | ||
| You get the Ligma Johnson journalism award for actually getting things right and not being as ridiculous and dumb as the corporate media. | ||
| Oh, that's a good point. | ||
| I like that. | ||
| Yeah, turn it. | ||
| Yeah, twist it. | ||
| So instead of standing for some ignorant corporate media trash, you actually support real journalism. | ||
| And she has to present it to you? | ||
| Until the day she dies? | ||
| Now, what's the statue going to be? | ||
| That's the real question. | ||
| A tongue like a Rolling Stone logo? | ||
| The Ligma Johnson Award for Outstanding Performance in the Field of Excellence. | ||
| I like that. | ||
| Yeah, there you go. | ||
| And perfection. | ||
| It comes with a $10,000 cash prize. | ||
| And the reason for that is, who would say no? | ||
| Like, if you get up on stage and accept the award, and give a speech, we will write you a check. | ||
| Congratulations. | ||
| I like it. | ||
| And that... Okay, maybe $1,000. | ||
| I don't actually give them money. | ||
| Yeah, so like $1,000, and then a percentage of that has to go to fund a forest called Lake McJohnson. | ||
| That's an interesting conundrum. | ||
| That's when we all win. | ||
| How many bad journalists would be like, well, I do want the money. | ||
| Well, you probably have Brian Stelter every year walking up. | ||
| No, I mean, he got fired, so. | ||
| Oh, that's true. | ||
| He's at Harvard now for some reason. | ||
| He's not a journalist anymore. | ||
| He's at Harvard? | ||
| Yeah, they took him to Harvard. | ||
| I guess he teaches class on how not to be gay in public. | ||
| Well, he teaches people how to be bad at his job, I guess. | ||
| It's kind of amazing that you can be fired and then get a job at Harvard. | ||
| It is amazing. | ||
| It's probably because, you know, whatever the world is now. | ||
| Good for him, I guess. | ||
| He's a real kind of a croc guy. | ||
| Let's go back to the Paul Pelosi thing, because I did have this story pulled up. | ||
| Check this out. | ||
| From the Postmillennial, body cam footage shows Paul Pelosi opened the door for cops contradicting Biden-DOJ. | ||
| Quote, two officers opened the door to see the foyer of the Pelosi residence, Mr. Pelosi wearing a long-sleeved shirt, Dapap in shorts, running shoes and a sweatshirt, and Dapap and Mr. Pelosi jointly gripping a hammer. | ||
| Okay, wait, what? | ||
| Pelosi opens the door. | ||
| And then walks over or something. | ||
| He opened the door for the cops. | ||
| So there you go. | ||
| Reports emerged from the body camera footage captured by police that they went in and 42-year-old DePapp allegedly assaulted Paul, blah blah blah. | ||
| Spoke with a source familiar with the Pelosi investigation who personally viewed body camera video recording of officers. | ||
| And the body cam video shows Paul Pelosi opened the door for police despite the DOJ saying otherwise. | ||
| Now why would the DOJ lie about this? | ||
| Now we did cover this yesterday. | ||
| But the reason I wanted to bring it back up is now we have More people covering the story, but we also have this from the Daily Mail. | ||
| Suspended NBC News correspondent Miguel Almaguer breaks cover from his $5 million L.A. | ||
| home and hops in Porsche to pick up flowers as controversy grows over his report on Paul Pelosi's hammer attack. | ||
| Yo, how does this guy have a $5 million house and a Porsche? | ||
| Whoa. | ||
| Anybody? | ||
| We're in the wrong business. | ||
| No, we're in the business! | ||
| What are you talking about? | ||
| We're not chills, though. | ||
| Also, it's important to note this guy hasn't tweeted since being suspended, so he hasn't publicly talked about after he got in trouble for what was clearly reporting on something that actually did happen after, of course, listening to police officers and reporting what police officers told to him. | ||
| He was suspended after reporting on it. | ||
| He got suspended. | ||
| He got in trouble for reporting on the initial claim that now NBC is reporting and other news organizations are reporting and now that there's allegedly, you know, dash cam and police footage of some. | ||
| So he told the truth and then he got in trouble for doing so. | ||
| And now he has to bring Paul Pelosi flowers? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| That's what I'm thinking. | ||
| But here's my point. | ||
| How does this guy have enough money for this? | ||
| Like, it's kind of crazy. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| I know, I know the salaries of journalists. | ||
| Something here is weird. | ||
| But he, I mean, he didn't just buy it, right? | ||
| That's true. | ||
| His family's, I mean, it is true that journalists come from, typically come from wealthy families. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Could have money. | ||
| Could also. | ||
| Maybe he invested well. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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| He could have gotten, you know, $2 a word for an article once and really put that into FXT. | ||
| Sold just in time. | ||
| A five million dollar house. | ||
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That's crazy. | |
| Well, what do you think is going on? | ||
| What's your... I have no idea. | ||
| I just think it's kind of weird. | ||
| This whole story is insane. | ||
| Well, in LA, that's just garbage. | ||
| I mean, actually. | ||
| Yeah, five million. | ||
| For real, though, depending on where you are. | ||
| But, you know, people who live there. | ||
| It's a one bedroom in Compton. | ||
| Well, five million. | ||
| But probably not something really big in the nicer areas. | ||
| It's a two in the hills. | ||
| I think Hassan has a five million dollar house in the L.A. | ||
| area, right? | ||
| What a good little socialist he is. | ||
| Yeah, well he deserves it. | ||
| It's a nice area, L.A., gorgeous. | ||
| Here's a guy who now by all accounts appears to have accurately reported some weird goings-on with Paul Pelosi. | ||
| He gets suspended We don't know why. | ||
| They're not explaining themselves. | ||
| The story's being corroborated. | ||
| Turns out it was likely true. | ||
| The dude who reported it is... unnaturally wealthy. | ||
| I mean, look, if you were a cop, and you were investigating something like this, you'd be like, how does a guy who was like a journalist afford all of these things? | ||
| Sure, I mean, maybe he comes from a rich family or something like that. | ||
| I'm just... | ||
| I just think it's kind of weird. | ||
| Why would the police investigate him for being wealthy, though? | ||
| I'm not saying him. | ||
| I'm saying, like, if you're a doctor and you're wearing gold chains and living in a ten million dollar house, they're gonna be like, this guy doesn't have that, you know, like, something doesn't add up here. | ||
| He's selling oxys, for sure. | ||
| Right. | ||
| No, exactly. | ||
| They're gonna be like, something's going on. | ||
| And so I'm kind of like, hey, this is kind of weird. | ||
| I don't trust these people. | ||
| I think the whole thing's a racket anyway. | ||
| You'd be surprised how much money journalists do make to a certain degree. | ||
| Oh, at NBC, too. | ||
| Yeah, but this is just... And who's his wife? | ||
| Probably someone in the White House. | ||
| Oh, there you go. | ||
| That explains it, I guess. | ||
| He drives a $134,000 car, has a $5 million gated home in Studio City, California. | ||
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| I don't know why you'd want that. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| Just in that area, it just seems like a good way to die. | ||
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That's literally where I'm having like a really expensive house. | |
| No, I live in LA for a long time and it's just like, yeah, I mean, I used to love it. | ||
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| It was great 20 years ago. | ||
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| But not now. | ||
| No, just a lot of tents. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's really sad. | ||
| Really. | ||
| It's like there used to be that little area that was Skid Row and then it's just all the gray now. | ||
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Greater Skid Row. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| It's so sad. | ||
| Like it was that one block downtown and then just, No, it's all of downtown. | ||
| I know, it's crazy. | ||
| Did you guys see Nancy Pelosi won her district? | ||
| It was like 81% to like 19% or something. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, and it's crazy to me because I'm like, you'd think the 12th time you stepped in human feces, you'd be like, I'm not voting for this person anymore. | ||
| Just in your driveway? | ||
| Right, but yeah. | ||
| There's like a video of a woman taking a dump in the middle of a residential street. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And people are like, well, there you go. | ||
| I was in L.A. | ||
| and some woman walked into the middle of the street, and this was not in a bad area, and she just pulls her pants off, takes them off, squats in the middle of the street, and just lets it go. | ||
| And I was like, oh, that's California for you. | ||
| This was a while ago. | ||
| This was like seven years ago. | ||
| Were people clapping and saying how brave she was? | ||
| No, people were kind of running. | ||
| Oh, really? | ||
| Yeah, they were, like, like, not running, running, like, speed walking with, like, a little hustle to get into the store to, like, get away from it, you know? | ||
| Was she wearing a mask? | ||
| No, no, this was way, way before the pandemic. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| And there was, uh, and then, like, I'm walking and I was like, oh, well, you know, there you go, that's, that's Los Angeles. | ||
| And then I looked to my right and there was just, like, maybe, like, seven or eight morbidly obese homeless people And I thought to myself, like, man, we got fat homeless people. | ||
| We have fat starving people in America. | ||
| Isn't that crazy? | ||
| Are they really starving, though? | ||
| What do you mean by that? | ||
| Malnutrition. | ||
| They have so much crap in their bodies that they're actually starving, but they're morbidly obese at the same time. | ||
| Isn't that the majority of Americans, though? | ||
| Yeah, like every time I look in the mirror. | ||
| 40% of Americans, I think, are obese. | ||
| Yeah, it's gotta be more than that. | ||
| I mean, that's really gotta be throttled. | ||
| It's really bad. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And it's only going to get worse. | ||
| I'm looking at Miguel, and it looks like he always was a career journalist, and it looks like he got the money from NBC News, from his career there, so they probably have been paying him a lot. | ||
| He's been working in journalism since 2000, And I think the main takeaway here is that he's been very quiet. | ||
| He hasn't tweeted since being suspended. | ||
| And the fact that NBC News retracted the official story here, which now is correct, really is the big story here. | ||
| Really is very telling here. | ||
| Because I think there's a reason Miguel's not speaking out. | ||
| Because he could say, hey, I did my job. | ||
| I got the story right. | ||
| I said it first. | ||
| And I think it's maybe something similar to what happened with ABC News and Amy... What's her name? | ||
| Robichash? | ||
| Roebuck. | ||
| Roebuck. | ||
| Roebuck with Project Veritas that exposed her when she did a good story on Jeffrey Epstein saying that she had Bill Clinton, she had all the politicians, and they of course axed and deleted that story and made sure that it never saw the day of light. | ||
| There's probably something else more sinister here because again rich people, the most powerful people in the world, one, have a bunch of security around them so this whole story doesn't make sense just on that. | ||
| Just one aspect of it. | ||
| But again, as I mentioned yesterday, I'm sick of speculating what happened here. | ||
| I'm just going to imagine the worst possible thing, and they were sacrificing babies and doing horrible things to them. | ||
| Prove me wrong! | ||
| Show me evidence! | ||
| Otherwise, they were sacrificing babies. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| Let's try this one on this story about this Almaguer guy. | ||
| If we're gonna assume the worst, then it's NBC News pays this man an exorbitant amount of money so that he lies on TV. | ||
| And then he doesn't question it because he doesn't want to lose the big cash. | ||
| That's called the job of an anchor. | ||
| That's what they all get paid to do. | ||
| And the other thing is, he's got a five million dollar home. | ||
| He might be staying quiet because he knows that, you know, especially since he's kind of vindicated now, he might be able to sue them for wrongful termination. | ||
| I don't think they're gonna fire him. | ||
| Well, he's suspended. | ||
| Yeah, but with pay. | ||
| Oh, is he just suspended? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Look, I'm willing to bet they went to him and said, hey, look, it's a bad time for this story because the midterm's coming up, so just lie low for a bit and we'll give you a bonus. | ||
| Yeah, if you're making that kind of money, they're not just going to suspend you and expect you not to say anything. | ||
| And he's got to be getting money if he's not tweeted. | ||
| I've told this story before, how I was like, when I worked at Fusion, and I said, hey, I don't want to be here anymore. | ||
| And they were like, well, you're under contract. | ||
| And I was like, well, this is stupid. | ||
| And then a few months later, they gave me a call, and they deposited tens of thousands of dollars in my bank account. | ||
| And then I was like, yeah, I still don't want to be here. | ||
| And they're like, oh. | ||
| And then a few months later, like, okay, your contract is up, you can leave. | ||
| And I was like, bye. | ||
| I mean, the majority of journalists, I mean, a lot of them have substance abuse problems. | ||
| A lot of them that I've personally met and hung out with, especially... One year I got really hammered with the White House Press Corps. | ||
| All of them depressed as hell. | ||
| All of them are like, yeah, I just got a family. | ||
| I got bills to pay I want to make sure that my kids go to a good school they give me a script I read it that's it and I think it's it's more clearer by the day that they're just doing the bidding of the special interest of the powerful people of the Pelosi's that at the end of the day dictate what the people get to know about because this story clearly highlights how they covered up key facts and evidence of what actually happened here just to make themselves look better, just to cover up the truth from the general public. | ||
| And until I see videos, until I see actual evidence, there's no reason to give the government and these people the benefit of the doubt. | ||
| Always think the worst. | ||
| I, you know, I was thinking, because someone super chatted about Ligma Johnson, and I'm just thinking if we if we started a political party, yeah, Like, if that was on the ballot, a lot of people would be like, yup, and they might just meme a Ligma Johnson candidate. | ||
| The Libertarians have been trying so hard to get a candidate in Congress, but if you put Ligma Johnson, a lot of people are probably going to be like, it's a protest to vote. | ||
| Can we tell Dave Smith to change his name legally right now? | ||
| Dave, you're listening to me right now! | ||
| Please, I get 10% on this idea. | ||
| Change your name legally right now to Ligma Johnson. | ||
| I love Dave. | ||
| I would vote for him in a heartbeat, but if we do Ligma Johnson, that man is going to be president. | ||
| If he legally changes his name to Ligma Johnson and the American people see it on the ballot box in 2024, there's no doubt that American people will go for it. | ||
| No, no, I'll tell you this. | ||
| With mail-in voting, I guarantee you, if you go, like, so look, what is it, you know, 40% or 50% of people don't vote? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| You go to the door and you be like, hey, did you vote the other day? | ||
| I don't care about that. | ||
| Yeah, but you can vote for Ligma Johnson. | ||
| They're gonna be like, for real? | ||
| Yeah, dude, look, it says Ligma Johnson! | ||
| They're gonna be like, done! | ||
| That's the independent vote? | ||
| That's the vote of the people who don't vote? | ||
| That's the vote of the stoners? | ||
| That's the vote of the ians? | ||
| That's the vote of the mooks? | ||
| That's the vote of the people? | ||
| That's the populist working class right there that's gonna be like, absolutely, we need this changed dramatically. | ||
| I'm sick of the two-party duopoly. | ||
| I'm sick of the Bidens, the Trumps. | ||
| I'm sick of all that. | ||
| Ligma Johnson 2024. | ||
| I actually have a shirt that says Ligma Johnson 2024, but that's a separate issue. | ||
| I think I think it's something that we could really get behind. | ||
| And then Dave Smith changes his name to Ligma Johnson. | ||
| If you go to a football tailgate to get those votes, there's so many places you could go. | ||
| You're just getting high vibes. | ||
| Banners, blips everywhere, Ligma Johnson everywhere. | ||
| Ligma Johnson's getting checked. | ||
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| Remember when Deez Nuts got all those votes? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| See? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Trump would have a meltdown too if Ligma Johnson actually served. | ||
| That guy, Ligma Johnson, don't know who he is. | ||
| Don't know why he's taking all these votes. | ||
| Not a very nice name. | ||
| Not very nice at all. | ||
| Yeah, but does it take away from, you know, if you were to actually just get people to vote for Dave Smith, I guess? | ||
| It's idiocracy. | ||
| We might as well meet people where they're at, right? | ||
| We might as well just go there. | ||
| Why not, right? | ||
| What else are we going to do? | ||
| Okay, well, you know, I couldn't help but bring up the Ligma Johnson thing again because it's just more interesting, but we have the story from Postmillennial. | ||
| This is just happening now. | ||
| Breaking news! | ||
| Twitter temporarily closes office buildings, suspends employee access. | ||
| On Thursday, it was revealed that Twitter had temporarily closed its office buildings and suspended access badges. | ||
| The offices are expected to reopen Monday, November 21st, giving Elon Musk and his team a chance to sort things out. | ||
| Sort what out? | ||
| No details as given why. | ||
| They just basically shut down? | ||
| We're hearing this is because Elon Musk and his team are terrified employees are going to sabotage the company. | ||
| Also, they're still trying to figure out which Twitter workers they need to cut access for. | ||
| Schiffer reported that employees were being told to continue to comply with company policy by refraining from discussing confidential company information on social media, with the press, or elsewhere. | ||
| It's interesting. | ||
| Elon Musk effectively performed a hostile takeover of a woke institution. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| These people are whiny baby children and are imploding and this is what happens when you do. | ||
| It's fascinating. | ||
| It's imagine like you're on the high seas and you board the enemy ship. | ||
| They're not just going to be like, well, I guess we work for you now. | ||
| Well, it was like this comical employment where you're getting insane amounts of money. | ||
| You're, you know, riding a scooter through the office. | ||
| It's just this insane job that you could have and now they don't know what to do. | ||
| There's no like, it's not even realistic. | ||
| I mean, the Twitter headquarters is basically like a daycare. | ||
| Have you seen the video on the day in the life of a Twitter employee? | ||
| And they have meditation rooms and game rooms and lattes and whatever. | ||
| Wine bar. | ||
| Yeah, on a roof. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yes, they're these little latte liberals who are like basically working in a giant daycare and they're going online and complaining about their boss and then being like, why did I get fired? | ||
| He's this big evil man. | ||
| But he wouldn't have done anything if they weren't complaining about him publicly. | ||
| Yeah, Patrick Bateman in the 80s would seem like a harder worker than anybody on Twitter. | ||
| Maybe what needs to happen is Elon just buy all the companies. | ||
| And then they all just crumble, fall apart. | ||
| Oh, that would be great. | ||
| Grab Facebook. | ||
| Grab CNN. | ||
| I would love it. | ||
| I would like it if, yeah. | ||
| It's falling apart. | ||
| Yeah, they're doing a great job. | ||
| They just did a massive layoff too, didn't they? | ||
| What was it? | ||
| 10,000 employees they're laying off? | ||
| Yeah, but... | ||
| Zuckerberg was right to try something new with meta, like AR stuff, because Facebook itself as a company is aging out of existence. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| They're going AOL. | ||
| That's what everyone thought was going to happen. | ||
| Good riddance. | ||
| Get out of here. | ||
| I'm sick of your crap. | ||
| Yeah, but TikTok is replacing them. | ||
| But at the same time, okay, fine, but that empire was absolutely evil with how they worked and orchestrated larger psyopsis against the American people, how they censored people. | ||
| I think we are seeing a digital transition. | ||
| I think what we're seeing at Twitter is some kind of civil war happening inside of that company. | ||
| Obviously, I would not want to be at the helm of being in charge of thousands of woke employees. | ||
| Project Veritas did an undercover video. | ||
| One of the employees at Twitter said that they worked four hours a week. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Imagine having to deal with those kind of entitled individuals that just want to be at a wine bar the whole time. | ||
| It would be extremely difficult to get anything done here. | ||
| I'm still waiting for Elon Musk to bring people back that were banned, but I could see a lot of internal battles, a lot of internal fights happening right now just basically on that one particular issue, the unbannings. | ||
| I think this is personally, just from my own speculation, what this is all about. | ||
| And there's probably some people at the company saying, I will jeopardize this, I will expose this, I will say this, I will destroy this company, I will tell people how many bots are on this company if you allow Donald Trump to be on this platform, or Project Veritas, or all the other dozens of individuals, or Babylon Bee, or everyone else that should have not been banned. | ||
| Do it! | ||
| The issue is the advertisers, though. | ||
| He's really struggling with trying not to bankrupt this company by, you know, throwing all the advertisers to the wind. | ||
| I think that's why he was so quick to try the Twitter blue stuff, too, which obviously was rolled out a little too quickly. | ||
| I think he knew that. | ||
| Yeah, he did. | ||
| But, um, so I think that's why we're not seeing a lot of these unbannings yet is because he's trying to really grapple with and why he's getting rid of some of the staff as he needs it on the right track to tell advertisers, hey, this is, you know, where we need to go. | ||
| This is probably why he didn't want to buy it. | ||
| He tried backing out. | ||
| He saw the data and then realized that the reason Twitter is doing this is because of advertiser pressure. | ||
| Or government pressure. | ||
| goes in and makes these changes, then the advertisers drop, there's no money and the | ||
| company's gone. | ||
| And so they were like, good luck, buddy. | ||
| But that's why as soon as he comes in, like you said, Twitter blue right now everyone | ||
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| Yeah. | ||
| I did, but he needs to implement a clash structure there because I bought Twitter blue and my checkmark used to say this person's verified because she's really cool and super important and now it says it's because I paid for Twitter blue. | ||
| It's fine. | ||
| Everybody can know it's because I paid for Twitter blue. | ||
| No, he made a mistake with that one because right now he is saying he's gonna remove legacy badges and they're all they're gonna drop off the next couple of months fine but bro if you're if you're if you're going around saying like you can have the limited edition first edition badge or the like like the reprint I don't want to reprint No. | ||
| Like, why am I gonna pay for that? | ||
| Okay, and Tim, you know, dimensions are really bad, Luke. | ||
| You know, it's really hard for us to sort things, not to be an elitist Twitter prick, but it's really bad. | ||
| You know, I can't see, you know, you can't see anything that's notable or that needs your attention. | ||
| It's really... I only talk to important people, is what you're saying. | ||
| So, let me tell you guys... No, it's hard to, you know, when you use it for business too, it's hard to sort through dimensions now, it's kind of a... | ||
| My mobile app is the Twitter beta app, which I've not updated. | ||
| O'Rourke? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And my mentions are the same as they've always been. | ||
| Anyone who bought Twitter Blue does not appear verified on this app. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, so I noticed because we got Twitter Blue for TimCast News, because I was like, I want the news organization to have a verification badge on it. | ||
| And so I logged on my phone, and there's no badge, and I was like, what? | ||
| I was like, what am I paying for? | ||
| And then I looked online, and it was there, and I was like, huh? | ||
| Then everyone started saying mentions were busted, and I pulled up my phone and looked, and I'm like, the only people in my mentions are legacy verified people. | ||
| And so, uh... So you're not updating? | ||
| I'm not updating the app. | ||
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No. | |
| See, Tim's an elitist prick, too. | ||
| Well, he's earned it. | ||
| But this is interesting. | ||
| I already have a mention section for everyone. | ||
| If you tweet at me and you're talking at me and you have a standard account, that's fine. | ||
| The verification tab doesn't need to be the elites or anything like that, but it does create a space where the people who are interacting with me are working for some company or something like that. | ||
| So then, typically what I see is journalists talking about stuff, or people I know and have worked with talking about stuff. | ||
| Now, with the Twitter blue verification, I'm hearing people say like they lost that feed of their colleagues. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| So he's got to figure out filters for this stuff. | ||
| Yeah, but again, I think he rolled it out so quickly because he just wanted to give a cushion to everything that's going on with the advertisers, but I don't really think there's a way around that. | ||
| He's just got to let go that the advertisers, they're not going to care. | ||
| If he lets these people back on the platform, the advertisers are gone. | ||
| Well, what I don't like is that he created the second verification. | ||
| The official tag now? | ||
| Like, wow, dude. | ||
| It's confusing and weird. | ||
| And why does the corporate media have it? | ||
| So how do I get it for TimCast News, huh? | ||
| I want to be double verified. | ||
| What do I got to do, huh? | ||
| Lincoln Johnson? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Huh? | ||
| How are we going to make sure he gets into office with this kind of shenanigans going on? | ||
| I know. | ||
| You know what's going on here. | ||
| Not to mention... I think, too, with a lot of the people, though, the age that are working for him, the fact that that's kind of the mentality of that group, is there a way that he can actually control his employees? | ||
| I mean, how do you really know? | ||
| I mean, aren't they kind of all against him? | ||
| Minus a small percentage? | ||
| You know, I'll tell you the challenge. | ||
| I don't know if it's true or not. | ||
| It's not on fire. | ||
| is best described this way. If you have a storefront in any city and it's not on | ||
| fire and you put a sign in the window that says you support Trump in the | ||
| middle of the night a guy puts on a mask and throws a brick through your window | ||
| causing you thousands of dollars in damages and potentially shutting your | ||
| store down for the day you call the police what are the police gonna tell | ||
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you? Oh you have insurance? | |
| Yeah. | ||
| They said, well, what are we supposed to do about it? | ||
| You say, I don't know, stop the guy? | ||
| How? | ||
| I got video footage of him. | ||
| Okay, it's a guy in a hoodie. | ||
| What do you want us to do? | ||
| Forensic analysis? | ||
| CSI? | ||
| Dust for prints? | ||
| Track every servant? | ||
| It's not going to happen. | ||
| So, Elon Musk knows this. | ||
| If someone does sabotage the company, sure he can look in the logs, but I would guarantee you that if one of his employees committed a felony against him, law enforcement would do nothing about it. | ||
| No. | ||
| It's probably true. | ||
| Unless it's pro-establishment. | ||
| He would have to use his own people to actually press charges against him and go that route. | ||
| Do you think that's possible? | ||
| It'll never happen. | ||
| You don't think so? | ||
| Absolutely not. | ||
| If it was the other way around, hands down. | ||
| Oh, of course. | ||
| If Twitter was owned by Jack Dorsey and Vijaya Gandhi at the helm and it was pro-Democrat like it had been for years, and an employee sabotaged it because they were tied to the political bias, they'd be locked up in 10 seconds. | ||
| Oh, I agree. | ||
| And I'm not saying this based on, like, perceived political bias. | ||
| I'm saying it based on actually looking at how law enforcement's operating in this country and personal experience. | ||
| If someone commits a very serious federal crime, it will not—it just doesn't happen. | ||
| I've talked to law- like swatting is a really great example. | ||
| I was just going to bring that up, but I didn't know if we were supposed to go there. | ||
| Right, exactly, exactly. | ||
| I was going to say, is that specifically what you were mentioning? | ||
| Partly. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But, um, we have evidence. | ||
| And so, you know, I go- we've talked to multiple law enforcement agencies and they're just like, guy, you have- you have- you have armed guards? | ||
| You're fine. | ||
| And then I'm like, dude. | ||
| This is like, gone on too much. | ||
| They're committing crimes, and they're like, don't care, sorry, have a nice day. | ||
| It's nothing, it's been a year. | ||
| They're using your people to commit crimes and you don't care. | ||
| But the issue is, now that we are paying for it, now that we pay for armed guards and things like that, they're like, oh, so we don't gotta worry about it anymore, right? | ||
| So, so what? | ||
| And I'm like, okay. | ||
| They don't care in general though, because I know, I had a really bad stalker, Lauren Southern and I had the same stalker. | ||
| I stopped. | ||
| And I'm here! | ||
| I know! | ||
| Well, she left with a restraining order. | ||
| It was really bad, and I remember, you know, it got escalated up to the FBI, and I had the FBI, he was the head of the Cyber Crimes Division, and he calls me, and I said, yeah, a lot of this stuff is happening on Twitter, the guy's made like 300 plus YouTube videos about me. | ||
| You know what the guy at the FBI, the head of the cybercrime division, you know what he told me? | ||
| He said, have you tried calling Twitter? | ||
| I said, sir, with all due respect, if you think I can call Twitter, you shouldn't be head of the cybercrimes unit. | ||
| He told me to call Twitter about a stalker, a very serious stalker I had, the FBI. | ||
| That's amazing. | ||
| Well, you know, if there's a traffic violation, the cops are there and it generates revenue for the state, but your life's in danger, they don't give a damn. | ||
| That's usually the protocol of what's happening here. | ||
| And it's very interesting to see what's happening because we have U.S. | ||
| senators right now calling for the FTC to investigate Twitter and Elon Musk as we have the The whole FTX scandal with clients losing billions of dollars and then they don't care about that. | ||
| They're not really doing anything around that issue. | ||
| The FBI is giving a warning to the guy saying, hey, we probably will be investigating you. | ||
| This is your time to leave and escape right now. | ||
| Literally giving him a warning. | ||
| It's almost like they laundered $40 million for the Democrats. | ||
| Well, that's what it looks like. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| The crazy thing about FTX is it seems like what they were trying to do, what this guy Bankman Freed is saying is, hey, we didn't do anything on tour with your money. | ||
| We didn't gamble it. | ||
| We loaned it to Alameda. | ||
| And then Alameda does investments, and they make investments with their money. | ||
| They weren't gambling. | ||
| That's what their company does. | ||
| And the money's lost. | ||
| My question, where was the money invested? | ||
| Who benefited? | ||
| Because think about the chain right here. | ||
| 11 billion people. | ||
| Eleven billion dollars in American money was in FTX. | ||
| Gone now because it's transferred to Alameda. | ||
| Alameda did something with that money. | ||
| They didn't give eleven billion dollars to Democrats. | ||
| And why does it stop there? | ||
| Why is the media just stopping here? | ||
| Let's figure out where Alameda put that money because I'm willing to bet there's more co-conspirators So they basically are playing this game of, look, I'm just a company that invests in this, that, or otherwise. | ||
| And Alameda came to me and said they wanted to invest. | ||
| Don't look at me. | ||
| The money's mine now. | ||
| It's clean. | ||
| How many steps until they actually take that money and doesn't come back? | ||
| Yeah, it's like the cartel. | ||
| Essentially. | ||
| Well, it is. | ||
| It's the same thing. | ||
| It's money laundering. | ||
| I mean, it's just it's what do you do with cocaine? | ||
| It's what you do with anything else. | ||
| 40 million of it went to Democrats. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| 40 million went to Democrats. | ||
| For ballot harvesting. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Largely. | ||
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| taxpayer dollars, essentially. | ||
| And then you have these huge names that had a huge amount of money in, you know, involved in it. | ||
| I think there's also breaking news right now of the local government in the Bahamas actually taking control of the remaining FTX assets right now in the making of this video. | ||
| So they also invested a lot of money in alleged tech startups in allegedly global warming. | ||
| And also fighting the next pandemic. | ||
| Where that money went, I think, you know, we should be asking a lot of very serious questions because people were defrauded. | ||
| People lost their money. | ||
| That money, of course, was sent to politicians, not just Democrats, also, you know, GOP causes and Republican candidates as well, and they're super PACs, so we have to understand, you know, protection money goes both ways. | ||
| How will it protect them? | ||
| What's going to happen next is going to be really, really interesting and fascinating to see how rotten and corrupted the entire system is. | ||
| Yeah, you're right. | ||
| Everything they did say that they spent the money on was this very, very just sort of vague, generalized topic. | ||
| They were quicker to stop Redditors who were investing in GameStop and AMC. | ||
| Oh, very quick. | ||
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| Very quickly. | ||
| Yeah, that was the national emergency. | ||
| They got the agents ready for those. | ||
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| Do not pass code. | ||
| Do not collect $200. | ||
| I just had games stop because I knew a PlayStation was coming out and I was like, I don't know, maybe. | ||
| And then one day I was like, oh, wow. | ||
| I'm rich. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| So apparently this report from Daily Mail, Bahamas government ordered fallen crypto CEO Sam Bankman-Fried to hack FTX systems and transfer assets to the island nation after he filed bankruptcy. | ||
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Wow. | |
| Well then. | ||
| But what are we doing about this? | ||
| What is the FTC doing about this? | ||
| They just fined Kim Kardashian a million dollars for not putting, like, hashtag ad on her Instagram post or not disclosing how much she made on an Instagram post. | ||
| They're gonna investigate Twitter. | ||
| You know, because Elon Musk is bringing in Ligma Johnson. | ||
| You know, we can't have that. | ||
| That's a big problem. | ||
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And that guy is gonna change the world. | |
| You know what people are saying is, uh, Bankman Freed's gonna get away with it to a great degree because he paid for it. | ||
| He paid for it. | ||
| He bought his immunity. | ||
| And so, the press is, he's getting scrutiny because of Twitter. | ||
| He's getting scrutiny because of Reddit. | ||
| He's not having these hardcore journalistic exposés coming out. | ||
| In fact, I think, uh, I think, if we have this tweet, here we go, look at this. | ||
| Jake Shields tweeting, this looks like an event not to miss. | ||
| Zelensky, Bankman Freed, Larry Fink, and many more, including Janet Yellen. | ||
| The New York Times event, November 30th, 8am to 6pm. | ||
| Only $2,400 to attend. | ||
| If you look at the partners of who he was working with, he was working with the Ukrainian Bank, he was working with the World Economic Forum, he was working with Tony Blair, he was working with Bill Clinton, he's working with known people who are war criminals and child diddlers, let's be honest here. | ||
| He was working with the worst of the worst when it comes to the most powerful, the most evilest people on the face of this earth, so I think it's fair to conclude Especially with how fast the company was was was made so ... popular especially with everyone on the corporate ... media shilling for him calling him the next JP Morgan ... and chase that there's something up here that's a lot ... more nefarious than we actually know about I think ... right now we only know very little about what actually ... happened here I think a lot of this was maybe a money ... laundering front I think there's a lot of secret ... shadowy money moving around coming from one place going ... to another place I think what what is what could be ... | ||
| Did you guys see that, uh, I think it was Olenski who said, it was a Russian missile and NATO's wrong? | ||
| I saw that, yeah. | ||
| that could probably blow people's minds away. | ||
| But again, that's just speculation. | ||
| But at the end of the day right now, what else are we left to think here? | ||
| Did you guys see that, I think it was Alensky who said, it was a Russian missile and NATO's wrong. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| I saw that. | ||
| He doubled down. | ||
| World War III. | ||
| He's like, I imagine that, you know, he does these videos where he's like, we must protect freedom and Russia is a terrorist state. | ||
| And then as soon as the camera turns off, he just goes... Because this dude's out of his mind. | ||
| No, I feel like he just orders some of the same hookers as Hunter. | ||
| Has a good time. | ||
| He closes the laptop and then Hunter walks out and then he's like smoking a crack pipe. | ||
| He's like, good job. | ||
| Let's do this. | ||
| They're on the same yacht. | ||
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It's not illegal because we're on the water. | |
| He acts like a movie star. | ||
| He acts like a movie star. | ||
| He is! | ||
| One of my favorite Babylon Bee headlines that we did, it said after, what was it, Hurricane Ian, that awful, it said President Zelensky is on a raft asking Hurricane Ian victims for money for Ukraine. | ||
| Well, they need their money, I guess. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I feel like, is this just something that they're doing because there's no actual real money, so now they're just creating money to kind of get more legitimate money back into the More real money. | ||
| Does that make sense? | ||
| There's real money? | ||
| Well, no, there's not real money, but there's money that we think is more real than other money. | ||
| It's war. | ||
| It's war. | ||
| War, war, what is it good for? | ||
| Increasing domestic manufacturing. | ||
| In March of 2020, we got off the fractional reserve system and switched to the infinite reserve system, meaning banks could create money on demand with no restriction at all. | ||
| And print money. | ||
| And instead of the IRS that takes your fake money. | ||
| Yeah, well, so the point of the IRS is to limit financial expansion and inflation, not to actually fund the government. | ||
| This is modern monetary theory. | ||
| So what happens is, when you take your credit card and swipe, that money's created. | ||
| When a bank gives out a loan, the money is created. | ||
| They're not giving you money they have. | ||
| And since March of 2020, they've had no restrictions. | ||
| It used to be, it was like a 90% restriction. | ||
| So if they had a hundred grand, they could create 90% more. | ||
| And then what people are complaining about is that you create that money and put it in another bank. | ||
| That bank then loans at another 90%, which then puts into another bank. | ||
| And then they keep doing that. | ||
| And eventually they were like, this is dumb. | ||
| Let's just tell the banks they can make money endlessly. | ||
| And now the money supply is whoo! | ||
| Through the roof! | ||
| People are just printing, making it. | ||
| I kind of feel like in 2008, they knew the system was collapsing. | ||
| So they started preparing to jump ship and they were like, let's print as much money as possible for ourselves to absorb as much natural resources that we can and enrich ourselves. | ||
| Then when the system collapses, we'll be lords of our little fiefdoms. | ||
| Oh, I knew 2008 was going to end when the dumbest cokeheads I knew were driving $60,000 cars and selling $3 million houses. | ||
| Good for them, huh? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, I mean, not really. | ||
| I think they spent it all pretty quick. | ||
| And here we are. | ||
| But yeah, it all worked out, though. | ||
| I guess my advice is, uh, get a nice little plot of land and get some chickens. | ||
| Some goats, maybe. | ||
| Or forest. | ||
| I'm not going to get off this. | ||
| Ligma Johnson forest? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We could pull this, we could pull this off. | ||
| I mean, I can, I can name the forest on Freedama Stand the Ligma Johnson forest right now. | ||
| Well, what's stopping you? | ||
| It's like 30 acres of forested area. | ||
| We have to make this a public place, though, that people could come into and enjoy Legma Johnson to the fullest extent. | ||
| Bring the family. | ||
| Yo, hold on. | ||
| There's, like, 200 acres of forested land for, like, a million bucks. | ||
| So, all we need is 100,000 people to donate $10, and then we will have a public land. | ||
| Was it? | ||
| They got 20 on it right now. | ||
| Make it 15, and we can put bathrooms. | ||
| And then, you know, Ligma Johnson National Forest. | ||
| We could adopt a highway, too. | ||
| We could just make it a town at this point. | ||
| It's just gonna be a town at this point. | ||
| I don't know, do you think that we, like, so I know where there's a big plot of land, like 200 acres for like a million bucks. | ||
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| And it's forested, all forested, there's a road going through it, and it's weirdly shaped, but, uh, you know, if we got 50,000 people to give 20 bucks, Can we make Dave mayor of Ligma Johnson? | ||
| Please. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| We'll build a statue. | ||
| You be the lord. | ||
| No, no, no, it's you. | ||
| We'll build a statue of you. | ||
| Right when you come in, it'll be like, welcome to Ligma Johnson, you know, public forest. | ||
| But the two pranksters, the two OGs need to be recognized. | ||
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That's true. | |
| So it'll be, it'll be a statue of Dave as like a jolly old man with his arm around the Ligma Johnson guy. | ||
| He's got a cigar in his mouth. | ||
| They'll be right in the middle. | ||
| But the Ligma Johnson guys have to be huge. | ||
| Yeah, I could be in the middle of them but smaller. | ||
| I'm fine with that. | ||
| I know where I stand. | ||
| And then the woman who was on there reporting the story, she's just in a glass box crying the whole time. | ||
| Yes, the real woman. | ||
| We'll put a statue of her and we'll do like, they do these things out here because it's all Civil War territory. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Where they have these like placards that are covered and you can read about the history. | ||
| We'll do that as you walk the trail of the Ligma Johnson forest explaining like It won't just talk about Ligma Johnson. | ||
| It will talk about the history of the corrupt media. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| This would actually be really cool, but you'd need an extra, like, ten grand or something like that for installation and stuff. | ||
| But it would be really cool if you, like, walked the path and there were, like, little things being like, you know, in this year, this, you know, media organization lied about this and stuff like that. | ||
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| You follow the years back to the origin of fake news and it's, you know, talking about like fake reports like when... Who was it who reported that Napoleon had won and the stocks crashed? | ||
| Oh, the Rothschilds. | ||
| Is that what the Rothschilds did? | ||
| They had someone claim that Napoleon won the Napoleonic Wars and then all of a sudden the stocks were collapsing. | ||
| They started buying them all up like crazy and then the real word came in that he actually lost and then all of a sudden everything he had was worth way more. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know, so there you go, like, go back to the origins of the fake news narrative manipulation stuff. | ||
| All the way to, like, Marilyn Monroe, who's just not ODing. | ||
| It's just two CIA agents stuffing pills in her face. | ||
| MKUltra. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That'd be super cool. | ||
| You know what we do? | ||
| We buy the land, and then we let the public put up whatever placard they want. | ||
| It's like, just show up and do it. | ||
| Whatever. | ||
| It's public land. | ||
| Have fun. | ||
| And, like, there'll be one big sign at the entrance being, like, by entering this property, you can't sue us. | ||
| And then at the end it says, Biden Federman. | ||
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| It's a no-brainer. | ||
| Damn right. | ||
| We all win. | ||
| We gotta take back the commons. | ||
| I kind of think this is possible. | ||
| This would be like a huge thing if we were able to start a crowdfund. | ||
| You'd need to raise a little bit more for closing costs and stuff like that. | ||
| Find the plot of land, announce that we want to buy it, and then see if people are willing to pitch in $10 to buy the land, and we'll put it into a trust or something. | ||
| And we make it available to the general public, and we make it a big park. | ||
| Should make it a scholarship for journalists. | ||
| The Legman Johnson scholarship. | ||
| Yeah, but I don't want to give those people money, you know what I mean? | ||
| Like, I don't want to put people in journalism school. | ||
| Yeah, you don't want them to go to indoctrination camps. | ||
| It could be a big theme park. | ||
| So that would be a lot harder. | ||
| But I'm open to, you know, it's like 50 years later, we're all old, and it's like the happiest place on earth, Park Ligma Johnson with roller coasters. | ||
| It's like Disney, but you're aware of what goes on. | ||
| Dave's there and he's very old, and they're like, tell us the story again, Dave, about how this was formed. | ||
| Well, kids, it was 50 years ago. | ||
| I just couldn't stop talking about it. | ||
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| And the condoms. | ||
| What if we like pitch this to Elon and ask him to contribute because, look, the real goal is no one's going to own this. | ||
| It's going to be like a privately owned public space in a trust. | ||
| So the value is retained with the property, but you create a public park and you call it Ligma Johnson. | ||
| And it would just, you know, I'm pretty sure we could find some rich people who get down on that for sure. | ||
| All right, let's do it. | ||
| Some people who didn't lose to FTX, they gotta be out there. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| Let me let me write down Ligma Johnson. | ||
| I'm writing it down. | ||
| Oh, he's serious. | ||
| I'm serious too. | ||
| He's real serious. | ||
| This is the fall of Rome. | ||
| Does anybody have Elon's phone number? | ||
| I do. | ||
| You do? | ||
| Yeah, well, I call Twitter. | ||
| We'll call Twitter after the show and then... Here's an idea. | ||
| We could somehow use the property as a way to help support Twitter, and then everyone, when they log in, they just see the fundraiser on the top of their feeds. | ||
| Powered by Ligma Johnson. | ||
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That's right, that's right. | |
| What if Elon changes the verification badge to the Ligma Johnson badge? | ||
| Oh, what does our badge look like, though? | ||
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Just balls. | |
| Balls. | ||
| Just a nice set. | ||
| Well, here's what I'm thinking. | ||
| To what degree could Elon screw with Twitter and we'd all just go along with it? | ||
| You know, like already we have double verification. | ||
| Oh, I would write it. | ||
| He could burn it down. | ||
| That'd be great. | ||
| It would be like 2015 Twitter all over again. | ||
| Fire everybody and just hire people over the age of 45. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, why doesn't he just strip everything out of it and turn it into a decentralized text feed and just be like, we got no staff. | ||
| Protocol. | ||
| Nobody's in charge of it. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Just protocol. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| It'll exist forever. | ||
| People will use it and nobody makes money on it. | ||
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| He'd lose $44 billion, I guess. | ||
| And his investors would be really, really angry. | ||
| He's got to pay that debt back. | ||
| So I don't know. | ||
| Yeah, but he wants to make it WeChat. | ||
| He wants to make it that we have to do almost everything on there, so I don't think that's the vision that he sees with Twitter. | ||
| I gotta be honest, if it were me, like, I would roll out a Ligma Johnson button on the left just because. | ||
| Because you need to, you know what I mean? | ||
| Yeah, well, it's like a like button, but better. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And, you know, you could ligma the post. | ||
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| You could Johnson it. | ||
| What does a ligma mean? | ||
| What does the ligma mean? | ||
| Is it a gun? | ||
| Is that like a like? | ||
| It's like a like. | ||
| Well, yeah. | ||
| It's like a super like. | ||
| You click it. | ||
| It's, well, it's, you know, the like implies you like it or you're favoriting it right now. | ||
| The ligma just means you ligmit it. | ||
| That's it. | ||
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| I don't know what it means. | ||
| It's whatever it means to you. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| Just think about The ability to do funny stuff like that. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| You might as well. | ||
| You think I'm not being serious? | ||
| No, I think you're being serious. | ||
| Because nothing's funny anymore. | ||
| Because everything's so crazy. | ||
| Well, everything you say is just under a microscope and being Italian. | ||
| I'm telling you right now, if you go to TimCast.com and you go to the Join Us page, you can see, you want to pull that up? | ||
| You can see we've got our rooster, Roberto Jr., and our cat, Bocas, in our talent tree. | ||
| And of course, Jamie Kilstein. | ||
| Jamie, you're still there, despite the fact that Jamie was consulting and now he's not here right now. | ||
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But I put my rooster, Roberto Jr., up in our- It's like really good headshots of your rooster and your cat. | |
| It is very good. | ||
| Bocas is the star of the show. | ||
| How did you get them to see that still for the photo? | ||
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Is it a male rooster? | |
| Is that your male rooster up there, Tim? | ||
| Is there a female rooster, Luke? | ||
| Is there such a thing as a female rooster? | ||
| It's 2022, Tim. | ||
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| Yes, that is Roberto Jr. | ||
| He is the star. | ||
| So that is your male chicken on there. | ||
| That is my male chicken. | ||
| I like it. | ||
| I also put a 96 foot tall billboard of him in Times Square. | ||
| Oh, did you really? | ||
| Oh yeah, you did. | ||
| I saw that. | ||
| That's awesome. | ||
| Yes, a 96 foot tall picture of my cock was up in Times Square. | ||
| Family friendly show here. | ||
| You know, that's my point. | ||
| I'm just like, I don't know. | ||
| I don't know exactly what it did, but it was something, you know. | ||
| I'm just waiting for Elon to throw a pie. | ||
| I guess he kind of is though. | ||
| The Ligma Johnson stuff. | ||
| I'm all for it. | ||
| Someone's got to do something. | ||
| It's getting boring. | ||
| Elon, I hope you're listening. | ||
| That's the positive thing about Trump. | ||
| That's why people love Trump. | ||
| People were so bored and tired and they wanted someone to, you know. | ||
| He was a monkey wrench in a system, and that's what we enjoyed seeing. | ||
| He still is. | ||
| He very clearly still is. | ||
| That's why everyone's so upset about him running again. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And the meltdowns are pretty fun. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Just to watch people lose their minds. | ||
| It's fun to see the Republicans melting down over him again. | ||
| That was fun. | ||
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I'm like, yes, it's 2015 all over again. | |
| And it's the same people! | ||
| I love DeSantis, but the DeSantis bros are coming out in full force right now, and they're so annoying. | ||
| They're so cringe. | ||
| I think a lot of people take themselves too seriously. | ||
| I think that's the main issue. | ||
| A lot of people are like angry. | ||
| How dare you trigger or get angry at Trump? | ||
| And I'm like, well, just stop it. | ||
| Stop with the nonsense. | ||
| Same with the DeSantis people. | ||
| DeSantis hasn't even announced. | ||
| He's not even running. | ||
| And you got these guys like saying, no, it's going to be DeSantis. | ||
| The guy's not even running right now. | ||
| No, his exact words were, I just won this election. | ||
| Could you calm down and let me do my job? | ||
| So, you know, we could try to do, and I mean it, we could set up a fundraiser. | ||
| A crowdfund. | ||
| None of the money. | ||
| We would set up a bank account with like a trust or something. | ||
| Um, we gotta figure out the proper legal way to do it. | ||
| Maybe we actually have all the money go specifically to, like, a lawyer or something. | ||
| So that no one, no individual benefits from it and the lawyer's only signed, like, ability is to transfer the money for the property or something. | ||
| And then, uh, I bet if we got a bunch of other prominent personalities, um, commentators on board with it, we could easily raise money to buy a large plot. | ||
| I bet you could make it a 501c3 too. | ||
| Very difficult to do. | ||
| Take two years. | ||
| You should do it. | ||
| Two years later, we'll be having a committee meeting to determine how we move forward, so. | ||
| You know, a lot of people ask, like, what we're doing with our fact-checking organization. | ||
| Yeah, we've been in filing for a year and a half, so maybe after 27 months, when all of that gets confirmed, we'll actually be able to do something, but that's how it goes. | ||
| There are things you can do, but maybe a trust for it, or something like that. | ||
| Maybe there's a public trust thing you can do. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Maybe you can make it so that after a hundred years, the property reverts to the local jurisdiction, but it can't ever have its name changed. | ||
| Something like that. | ||
| But we don't even have to do a million dollar property. | ||
| We could probably find 50 acres. | ||
| And get something for just a forested 50 acres. | ||
| Find something in eastern West Virginia. | ||
| I bet you could find 50 acres for like a hundred or two hundred grand. | ||
| They like give away land in Kansas, though. | ||
| You could probably get cheaper there. | ||
| There's parts of Detroit you can just have. | ||
| We should do that! | ||
| Yeah, let's just do it. | ||
| Buy a whole neighborhood. | ||
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I feel like it would be even better if it's in Detroit. | |
| What if we went into an area where there was at least a hundred people and then bought up enough property to lobby those people to create a new city? | ||
| A township? | ||
| Inside of it? | ||
| Well, because I think you need like a hundred people to incorporate a town or something. | ||
| I'm in. | ||
| The city of Ligma Johnson? | ||
| I'm for it already. | ||
| I already know some properties. | ||
| But you know the thing about buying the forested areas that you really can make it just like a park and like people can come hang out? | ||
| Well in Detroit though you have pit bulls and gangs of them roving around. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah of course. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Yeah it's been that way forever. | ||
| Are you allowed to have guns? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh okay. | ||
| I don't think they care if you're allowed to. | ||
| I mean even if you're allowed to or not you can buy one out of a paper bag. | ||
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I don't know if it works. | |
| But they are around. | ||
| Oh man, what a sad story, Detroit. | ||
| Yeah, it was once called the Paris of the Midwest. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They called it that. | ||
| Now it looks like someone dropped a nuke on it. | ||
| Well, yes, it happened in the late 60s and it's just sort of stayed the same. | ||
| The downtown's looking nice, that's what everyone says. | ||
| It's improving? | ||
| Yeah, it's great. | ||
| It's nice down there. | ||
| Well, I wouldn't say it's improving. | ||
| It's a city built for 7 million people with 700,000 living in it. | ||
| Lots of property we could buy for a town. | ||
| Infrastructure is really expensive though because of that. | ||
| It's like ten times the cost for water and stuff. | ||
| Yeah, the taxes are very pricey. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But that's why I'm saying West Virginia, because we're out here. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And I've already seen property maybe like an hour west of where we're at, where it's like there's a river. | ||
| That's nice. | ||
| And some of them even have like power conduit, like power conduits or whatever. | ||
| So you call the electric company and then they'll just put a meter and a plug. | ||
| But have you ever seen a frozen homeless guy in an elevator shaft that's been abandoned for years? | ||
| And we can have that, you're saying. | ||
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I'm saying you can have it. | |
| Well now I'm sold! | ||
| I'm just trying to- The Ligma Johnson elevator shaft! | ||
| And then what we'll do is, we'll immortalize the frozen homeless man with a statue at the bottom of the shaft. | ||
| Yeah, and maybe he'll come to life like Encino Man. | ||
| Except it'll just be not fun to hang out with him. | ||
| We could have a shaft cam, watching all that. | ||
| You know what's funny? | ||
| What if we do this? | ||
| What if we crowdfund- What if we crowdfund a city? | ||
| Okay, I'm for it. | ||
| We buy the property, and then basically open it up to whoever wants to build on it, to build on it. | ||
| Like, there would have to be an approval process, obviously. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Because we're gonna allocate land, but someone could be like, I wanna have my own store, and it's be like, the land is yours. | ||
| Like, we lease the land on the property to your store, so long as you maintain it. | ||
| We'll do rules like, if at any point you give up the store for longer than a year, then the property opens up and we can lease it out to somebody else. | ||
| But the goal is not for people to own Ligma Johnson, it's to create a crowdfunded, City. | ||
| A crowd-sourced city. | ||
| So they can just come, they don't have to pay, and they can... Oh, it's Thigma Johnson, they're gonna come. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| My idea is this. | ||
| If we get the property, and you come to me and say, I want to open a gun store. | ||
| We'll say, where? | ||
| Right there. | ||
| How much space do you need? | ||
| I need one acre. | ||
| Signed, one acre for this amount of time. | ||
| If you abandon the shop, then you give us the right to lease the property to somebody else so we can keep it going, but we're not paying money for it. | ||
| We're just basically like, okay, first come, first serve. | ||
| We're gonna crowdsource. | ||
| I feel like that's what they did in L.A. | ||
| on Skid Row. | ||
| First come, first serve. | ||
| Yeah, but with it being in the middle of nowhere, you're not gonna get derelict individuals because there's no easy, there's no stuff. | ||
| They're not gonna walk that far. | ||
| No one's gonna walk, like, in the middle of the woods. | ||
| No, what you're gonna find is, like, a dude who's got time and some spare materials who's like, I could put together a little shop. | ||
| That'll be cool. | ||
| And then when people come here, they can buy Gatorade from me. | ||
| Like, I'm down. | ||
| And we're not gonna take any money for it. | ||
| It's like, you do your thing. | ||
| Like, if you're like, I want to set up a turquoise jewelry shop, we'll just kill you. | ||
| We'll let them set up their turquoise jewelry shop. | ||
| Then we'll burn it down. | ||
|
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No, no. | |
| See this lady is like crying. | ||
| She'll look like, yeah, I'm the mayor. | ||
| I'll be like, yeah, lady who looks like the old guy in Thinner. | ||
| I think, uh, I think trying to crowdsource a village would be fun. | ||
| I would do it. | ||
| Doctor shows up and he's like, I'll put up a little, like, first aid medical thing. | ||
| It's like, have fun. | ||
| All you really need is someone to try and organize to make sure people aren't overlapping with each other and, you know, stepping on each other's toes. | ||
| Yeah, we can't have the gun shop in the same... Well, yeah, we could. | ||
| Right next to the liquor store? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You want to do it anarchy style? | ||
| Just let people build whatever they want where they want? | ||
| Yeah, I mean there's an amazing campsite that Porkfest usually happens every year at the Rogers Campground. | ||
| We should also have Porkfest. | ||
| That's for sale. | ||
| So we could buy the campgrounds and call it the Ligma Johnson Campgrounds. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| Right? | ||
| The Ligma Johnson Campgrounds. | ||
| And Porkfest once a year. | ||
| Yeah, Porkfest once a year. | ||
| With the Free State. | ||
| Why wouldn't we? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| If we didn't, it'd be rude. | ||
| The Meat Fest. | ||
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Alright, we're gonna go to Super Chats. | |
| If you haven't already, would you kindly smash that like button, subscribe to this channel, share this show with your friends, become a member at TimCast.com. | ||
| We're going to have a very fun, unfamily-friendly, members-only show coming up at 11 p.m. | ||
| You don't want to miss it! | ||
| Let's see what we got here. | ||
| All right, what's this? | ||
| Cam says, nice to see Dave back. | ||
| Let's get rid of the demon babies. | ||
| And when are you coming back to Raleigh for stand-up? | ||
| Can't wait. | ||
| Great guest as always, Tim. | ||
| Oh, thank you. | ||
| I don't know when I'm going to come back to Raleigh. | ||
| I'm actually going to... I'm working on it, though, because I'm going to do another album with Helium. | ||
| And actually, I'm going to do a special. | ||
| I can bring that up real quick at the Comedy Castle in December in Detroit. | ||
| Actually, we just talked about it, where it'll be the 8th and 9th of December. | ||
| Come out to that. | ||
| But yeah, it'll be back in Raleigh. | ||
| I should be there probably like middle of next year. | ||
| So come out and thank you very much. | ||
| And Herschel should be getting rid of the demon babies soon. | ||
| All right. | ||
| It's his main part of his secret plan. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| I heard he wants to be a werewolf now. | ||
| He does, he's like... That's pretty cool. | ||
| Yeah, he doesn't even hate all the vampires. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because werewolves can kill vampires, I guess. | ||
| So, you know. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, I'd vote for a werewolf. | ||
| Is that Twilight? | ||
| I mean, look, Hershel's here campaigning. | ||
| I don't see any vampires. | ||
| No, that's a good point. | ||
| If he goes away... | ||
| Hershel could be Blade. | ||
| Stacy Abrams has been real quiet. | ||
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Daywalker. | |
| All right, all right. | ||
| Let's see. | ||
| Delio Turk says, they said it repeatedly, they're going after Joe. | ||
| Well, good, you know. | ||
| Steph D says, I want to know who bought Hunter's artwork for 500k. | ||
| Somebody who was funneling money to Hunter Biden? | ||
| Probably FTX. | ||
| It was the big guy. | ||
| Yeah, right. | ||
|
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Yep. | |
| You can get like a Vel Kilmer painting for $250. | ||
| Yeah, he did. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Did you? | ||
| StinkyWizzleTweets says, you have to admit that the Green Eminem is pretty sexy, even after they gave her less sexy shoes. | ||
| I really like Freedom Tunes making fun of Tucker Carlson. | ||
| That was really good. | ||
| I don't know if you saw it. | ||
| Seamus' Tucker voice. | ||
| They're making the Green Eminem less sexy? | ||
| No, why would they do that? | ||
|
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And then Bernie Sanders comes in and he's like, I am so pissed off! | |
| The Green Eminem. | ||
| Then Ben Shapiro comes in. | ||
| That was a good one, Seamus. | ||
| What have we here? | ||
| Triton54 says, Lord Timothy, do you think it's possible that the GOP senators can convince 17 progressive senators to put identity politics above party, convict Joe Biden, and place the first woman of color in the Oval Office? | ||
| Oh, perhaps, perhaps. | ||
| Well, I think it's more likely they are, uh, they Amendment 25 him. | ||
| I'm with you. Yeah, they come on and say, look, guys, Biden's brain is broken. Kamala Harris, | ||
| first woman of color to be president. Let's roll. Or Kamala Harris is an insurrectionist because | ||
| she funded terrorists during the 529 insurrection and she's in and out. She's ineligible. So she | ||
| can't run for reelection. And Joe Biden's campaign staff actually did, too. So they're both they're | ||
| they're both disqualified. | ||
| So, you know, well, there you go. | ||
| I feel like they're saving the first woman of color president slot for Michelle Obama, though. | ||
| You think she'll run? | ||
| If they were smart, they would run Michelle Obama. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think Joe Rogan was saying that too, right? | ||
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Yeah, he was. | |
| And that's if they were doing that. | ||
| And I just saw she did an interview where she was coming out saying, you know, it was a real shame that she had to put her career on hold while good old Barry was in the Oval Office. | ||
| Josh Butler says, please have Seamus make a tune with Biden and Fetterman having a basic conversation. | ||
| Well, I can't make Seamus do anything, but Seamus, if you're listening, a cartoon where Biden and Fetterman are having a conversation. | ||
| There's a meme of that already that exists that I shared that's absolutely hilarious. | ||
| It's the two of them looking at each other, and it's... I can't even say what they said on here. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| All right, what have we here? | ||
| My Third Nut says, Hey Dave, love seeing you here and on Crowder. | ||
| Also excited to see your show tomorrow. | ||
| You got a show tomorrow? | ||
| Yes, Friday and Saturday, I will be in Virginia, at Richmond, Virginia, at the Funny Bone. | ||
| Cool. | ||
| I'm sorry, my flight landed at 4 a.m. | ||
| It was very delayed, and now I'm just brain dead. | ||
| But yeah, I'll be in Richmond, Virginia, at the Funny Bone. | ||
| Oh, cool. | ||
| It's a fun club. | ||
| Not too far from here. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We should go. | ||
| Tomorrow, what time? | ||
| Maybe Saturday. | ||
| I'll be there Friday and Saturday. | ||
| Oh, Saturday. | ||
| You get tickets all you want. | ||
| Saturday, huh? | ||
| Richmond's, I think, like two and a half hours away. | ||
| That's not bad. | ||
| That could be fun. | ||
| What time is the show? | ||
| Uh, I think they're 8 and 10 or 7 and 930. | ||
| I'm not sure, I should look that up. | ||
| Yeah, maybe we should go. | ||
| It's in the vicinity of that though. | ||
| How many, what's the capacity at? | ||
| I think it's like 250. | ||
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250? | |
| 200. | ||
| We should sell it out. | ||
| We should. | ||
| I want to sell it out. | ||
| So if you guys want to come out and support me, Funny Bone, it's in Short Pump. | ||
| I'm gonna say 80% chance we're there. | ||
| I like that. | ||
| 85% chance. | ||
| What do you say, Luke? | ||
| Those are good odds. | ||
| Yeah, I like comedy shows. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| That's good odds. | ||
| Plus, we haven't gone to Richmond. | ||
| I haven't been to Richmond in like 10 years. | ||
| My opener, Matt McCloud, is hilarious. | ||
| You're going to love it. | ||
| The whole show's good. | ||
| Do they have food? | ||
| They do have food. | ||
| What kind of food? | ||
| Comedy club food. | ||
| It's good. | ||
| I'll say it's good because I'm on air. | ||
| Do they have stuff with like cheese on top of it, like melted? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, really? | ||
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See? | |
| You're not going to lose out there. | ||
| 90%. | ||
| It's actually, as far as comedy club food goes, it's going to be better. | ||
| That'll be cool. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No, I think we'll go. | ||
| I think we'll go. | ||
| I think that'll be fun. | ||
| That'll be awesome. | ||
| Let me know. | ||
| You get tickets and you guys come out. | ||
| I'm telling you, it's going to be a good time. | ||
| Saturday. | ||
| And it's Saturday evening, so we can hang out in Richmond during the day. | ||
|
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Yep. | |
| And then come up, hang out at night. | ||
| Come out. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It'd be a good time. | ||
| Luke said yes already. | ||
| Thank you, dude. | ||
| So you're 100%? | ||
| There we go. | ||
|
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Maybe. | |
| I got stalkers, too. | ||
| We gotta be careful here. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Is there like a secret area we can hide? | ||
| Yeah, there's a secret area. | ||
| And Virginia's open carry, right? | ||
| I believe so. | ||
| I got a Desert Eagle, so that'll be fun. | ||
| Well, there you go. | ||
| You're all set, then. | ||
| I'll bring my Barrett. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| I do have a Desert Eagle, and they were telling me it's like brittle or something with the firing pin or something malfunctions or I don't know. | ||
| They were like, it's showy, but... I like how you were half listening to someone telling you that. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| You could blow up in your hand, you're like, I'm sorry. | ||
| Is it a .50 AE? | ||
| Yeah, of course. | ||
| They have different calibers. | ||
| It's got like skulls on it. | ||
| That's sweet. | ||
| Yeah, and like you walk in, they're like, this is what people have in movies. | ||
| And I was like, I'll take it. | ||
| Yeah, that's all they were like. | ||
| Here's how it works. | ||
| I was like, huh? | ||
| I bought two golden guns with snakes on them, like, face off. | ||
| That's how I shop. | ||
| If you've ever played a video game, I was at a gun shop, and they had a 1911. | ||
| It was really cool. | ||
| It had, like, flowers or something. | ||
| I think it was a 1911. | ||
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I don't know. | |
| Maybe it was a Glock. | ||
| Oh, it was a Glock. | ||
| It was a Glock. | ||
| Like, almost Mexican. | ||
| Roses. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| And then I was just like, I love making this joke where I'm like, the engravings give it, like, plus one accuracy. | ||
| Because, like, anyone who's played a video game knows that, like, if you find a gun in the game, it's, like, normal, but if it has, like, the special engravings on it, for some reason it's got, like, lower recoil and, like, higher accuracy. | ||
| Don't ask me why. | ||
| But the, you know, the flames coming off the back make it stronger. | ||
| That's how it works. | ||
| At least in video game world. | ||
| It's true. | ||
| Imagine like a world where physics were that way. | ||
| Where it's like, ah yes, the flame decals on the side make it fire faster with more powerful impacts. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| How does that work? | ||
|
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It's style. | |
| Isn't that like an actual thing? | ||
| It's like the orcs in that 40k? | ||
| Warhammer 40k? | ||
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Like they believe it's if it's red and it's painted red it goes faster and they have like a psychic power that makes it faster. | |
| So I think that's literally a thing, yeah. | ||
| In The Division. | ||
| I haven't played that in a long time. | ||
| It's like you'll get an M1A or something, but then like the special one, it's like got more power, faster reload time. | ||
| For some reason, your hands move faster reloading it, and it'll have like engravings on the side. | ||
| You can like spin it around. | ||
| You gotta love how video games work. | ||
| Craig Cooper says, Tim, set up a ballot harvesting consultancy for the Republicans. | ||
| You understand it, so be the change. | ||
| Help them win. | ||
| I'm sure your millions of viewers will happily volunteer. | ||
| I would if I were in the US. | ||
| Australia doesn't have this problem. | ||
| He could be saying Austria, but I think it's Australia. | ||
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That's Australia. | |
| There are people who know way more about mail-in ballots and ballot harvesting than I do. | ||
| So there's, like, there's nothing I can really say other than, like, hey, I read the news one time. | ||
| No, there's a bunch of people who are, like, James O'Keefe probably knows way more about this stuff than I do. | ||
| So. | ||
| Well, Scott Pressler just said he was going to start ballot harvesting. | ||
| He said, I'm going to be the biggest ballot harvester there is in this next election. | ||
| All we need is to secure funding for his organization of Get Out the Vote. | ||
| And ballot harvesting, we're legal, and it's legal in many, many states. | ||
| So, in some states that have regulation, you have to sign off. | ||
| So basically, someone can hand you the ballot and sign something saying, this person will deliver it for me, and that's legal. | ||
| If that's the case, then we got to secure funding. | ||
| I think we could easily pull it off. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| I think Scott's the guy to do it. | ||
| Well, that's what he said. | ||
| He said, I was the best voter registration harvester there was. | ||
| I'm going to start harvesting the ballots now. | ||
| Let's go. | ||
| Yes, but we need to get him a team of like 500. | ||
| Yes, yes, absolutely. | ||
| Maybe more than that. | ||
| We need volunteers in every state. He needs offices. He's going to need the, like, | ||
| Save America, Get Out the Vote pack or something, or like, you know, Rebuild America pack. And this | ||
| is what he does. I bet he could get a lot of money for that. | ||
| I mean it. I'm willing to bet. | ||
| He would be the one to do it. | ||
| Peter Thiel gave a bunch of money to Blake Masters, I guess. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| I'm sure there's a lot of powerful patrons who would fund an operation to ensure that every vote counts and that every person has their voice heard. | ||
| Democrats can't argue with that. | ||
| That's what they're all about. | ||
| Yeah, they want to make sure that everybody matters. | ||
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Well, there you go. | |
| That's how Joe got into office. | ||
| He matters. | ||
| The safest, most secure election ever. | ||
| The most votes ever. | ||
| Ever for a president. | ||
| Most popular president in history. | ||
| Very popular. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And a good guy. | ||
| All right, Aaron Brant says, support for Ligma and Suggma, two families put down in shame through the ages. | ||
| We have the best commenters. | ||
| I'm in the comment section every night. | ||
| It's awesome. | ||
| Miss Lauren says, bought Lord and Lady titles for my grandchildren. | ||
| Awesome gift. | ||
| A tree is planted too. | ||
| I gave you as a referral. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Great Xmas gift. | ||
| I do think so myself. | ||
| And I actually think it would be really funny. | ||
| And I'm not trying to say anybody should do this, but I'm imagining I'm going to get a call from my ads guy. | ||
| And he's like, why are they hitting me up saying they've sold 3,000 Ligma Johnson lordships? | ||
| It's like, well, that's 3,000 square feet that is owned by Ligma Johnson. | ||
| And then someone's gonna have to go to Scotland and be like, this plot of land is mine. | ||
| They're surrounding one guy's land. | ||
| There's a guy named Ligma Johnson somewhere who's like, how do I own all this land? | ||
| Yeah, he's like, this is great. | ||
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One day he just gets a will to him. | |
| Like a guy finds him and he's like, are you Ligma Johnson? | ||
| I am. | ||
| And then he pulls out the envelope and he's like, this land is yours. | ||
| And he's like, what? | ||
| Every day of my life has been pain. | ||
|
unidentified
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Oh, man. | |
| I finally found you, Ligma Johnson. | ||
| I kind of want to buy one. | ||
|
unidentified
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I do. | |
| Just so I could have the plaque that says Lord Ligma Johnson. | ||
| Oh, I'm going to, for real. | ||
| Suggma. | ||
| Somebody should buy that one, too. | ||
| Suggma. | ||
|
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Suggma. | |
| I like that one. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Chandi's Creation says, Dave's response to the conjecture that Nancy Pelosi takes pills. | ||
| Listen to her when she walks. | ||
| She sounds like a maraca that deserves its moment in the limelight. | ||
| We went to Gettysburg and I went to a gift shop and they had, like, designer pill containers. | ||
| Oh, really? | ||
| Yeah, like a little fancy metal one with, like, symbols on it. | ||
| I opened it up and it was just, like, empty with, like, a divider in the middle. | ||
| And I'm like, is it because you got to put your pills in each side and then close it and then put it in your pocket when you go around? | ||
| That's what she uses? | ||
| I guess. | ||
| Maybe she got hers in Gettysburg. | ||
| It's weird that that would be at a shop in Gettysburg. | ||
| They had a bunch of them. | ||
|
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I mean, I guess the people who care... I feel like there's a lot of old people who go to visit Gettysburg. | |
| Yeah, the people who care about the Civil War are the people who remember it, you know? | ||
| Well, I went a lot. | ||
| Yeah, my dad was a huge history buff, so we went to all those places when I was like a kid. | ||
| I saw like JFK in the theater when I was eight. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He was in Nam. | ||
|
unidentified
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Yeah. | |
| He saw some stuff. | ||
| He sure did. | ||
| He sure did. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Legama Thagayan says, I'm confused. | ||
| What's so funny about that Ligma guy's name? | ||
| You know, I don't know. | ||
| It's just, it's a meme. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It just works, maybe. | ||
| It's a meme. | ||
| Elon Musk made a joke, you know, and so we're just laughing because we're all in on it. | ||
| Yeah, I don't know. | ||
| It doesn't mean anything. | ||
|
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I think Ligma Fagea is a little jealous. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Ligma's a little out of line right now. | ||
| The guy wears shoes says, I hear the Ligma forest has great foliage. | ||
| It does. | ||
| It is nice in the wet seasons as well. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Very moist. | ||
| Seth Weathers says, you have to visit maryeaster, domain ending, you know the thing. | ||
| maryeaster.com? | ||
| What is that? | ||
| Oh yeah, we gotta get the Let's Go Brandon Christmas wrap. | ||
| Seth Weathers, uh. | ||
|
unidentified
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Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| That's a good dude. | ||
| Do you remember the link to that? | ||
| Brandon wrapper? | ||
| Oh man. | ||
| Brandon wrapping? | ||
| I forgot the website, Seth! | ||
|
unidentified
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Sure you can find it. | |
| Someone in the chat will give it to us. | ||
| Yeah, someone will chat it. | ||
| I think that's really great because I was saying like for Christmas you give people presents in that and it's like you're giving them a present but if it's like one of your woke family members you're also kind of insulting them. | ||
| Oh yeah, that's what I give it. | ||
| Just maga paper. | ||
| I'm gonna give, I'm just gonna give Trump ads. | ||
|
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Oh, but it's a picture of Trump. | |
| Make America Great Again hat? | ||
| Did you see what I tweeted? | ||
| I used the Stable Diffusion AI, and I typed in, high-res photo of Donald Trump with bulging muscles and a hot bod. | ||
| And it actually made it! | ||
| And I just thought it was the funniest thing ever, so I screenshotted it and posted it with hashtag MAGA. | ||
| And like, leftists thought it was real. | ||
| Like, they thought that I was seriously I don't know what they thought. | ||
| They were like, this guy likes Trump. | ||
| I'm like, dude, I'm making fun of him. | ||
| Like it is, it is a joke. | ||
| I don't think they understand how to take anything as a joke. | ||
| Like, I don't think they get humor a lot of them. | ||
| They don't. | ||
| It just eludes them. | ||
| Like the fact that you typed in something so specific and Google was like, here you are. | ||
| No, it was Stable Diffusion. | ||
| Sorry. | ||
| An AI generated that image for you. | ||
| And it's Donald Trump on like Arnold's body. | ||
| It looks great. | ||
| Yeah, and it looks oddly real. | ||
| I know. | ||
| I like the Ram Paul one. | ||
| Yeah, I did Ron Paul. | ||
| I said, uh, Ron Paul saving puppy, high-res photo of Ron Paul saving puppies from a disaster. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And it's, he's like, he's holding a bunch of puppies. | ||
| He's holding a bunch of puppies. | ||
| Somebody commented, they were like, Tim, it's an AI. | ||
| You can't actually increase the resolution. | ||
| And I'm like, my guy, it's a style. | ||
| When you Google search high-res photo, you get a particular kind of image. | ||
| When you tell the AI, what it does is it looks at what the internet has and then tries to create a facsimile of it. | ||
| I know the resolution won't be increased by it, but it tries to make it look like how they look. | ||
| If you type in something like, Ron Paul saving puppies, I got a cartoon. | ||
| You know, I did Joe Biden as Superman, and it was like a very crude drawing of Joe Biden. | ||
| I'm like, okay, so I need high-res photo, and then it makes it, you know. | ||
| I hope that we get Terminators, and that's who they start sending back. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Just random stuff like that. | ||
| Well, we made a t-shirt. | ||
| It's actually pinned in the chat right now. | ||
| It's Super Maga. | ||
| I typed into the AI, Donald Trump going Super Saiyan. | ||
| And, you know, when, like, Goku and his hair, like, turns pilated. | ||
| I wanna get one of those, for real. | ||
| Yeah, we sold like, I think we've sold a couple thousand of them already, but I made it as a joke, and then when Donald Trump announced, I was like, oh, I mean like, yeah, we have this kamehameha, and he's yelling and his hair is golden, like, you know, Goku. | ||
|
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So. | |
| Yeah, that's a good one. | ||
| But the AI made it, I thought it was cool. | ||
| I feel like there's a lot of boomers who are gonna wear that unironically. | ||
| Yeah, I actually, it was crazy because I tweeted the image out because I thought it was funny. | ||
| And then I've seen people start posting it in their profile pictures and on Instagram and stuff, like they really think it's funny. | ||
| And I'm like, OK, well, you can buy it, you know, and wear it. | ||
| And it's hilarious. | ||
| You know, the funny thing is I went to a bar and they had one of those flags where Trump is riding a velociraptor with like an Uzi or something and there's like explosions all around. | ||
| Oh, that one's the best. | ||
| Stuff like that. | ||
| And then I'm just like, these leftists see these pictures online and they're like, it's a cult. | ||
| And I'm like, no, dude, they're self-aware. | ||
| You're not. | ||
| The fact that you think they're in a cult proves you're in a cult. | ||
| Because they know it's stupid. | ||
| They know they're joking about Trump being an old man. | ||
| They're not mocking Trump so much as they're laughing at a meme about Trump. | ||
| This depiction of him riding a dinosaur or something. | ||
| It's even like him and Putin shirtless on a horse. | ||
| You're not actually getting angry about it. | ||
| There's no reason to. | ||
| It's just funny. | ||
| Right, right. | ||
| Yeah, when they make stuff like that, and they're like, haha, you're offended, and I'm like, nah, that's pretty funny. | ||
| No, it's good. | ||
| I think you landed it, thanks. | ||
|
unidentified
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Yeah. | |
| This hurts your whole day. | ||
| I'm like, not at all. | ||
| You threatening to kill me every time I make a joke? | ||
| That hurts my day. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, even then, though, it doesn't, but you know what I mean. | ||
| You keep crying into the wind. | ||
| They could never do that stuff with Biden, though. | ||
| They could never make a, you know, a photo of Biden with explosions riding a velociraptor and, you know, on a tank, and it works. | ||
| They tried with Dark Maga. | ||
| Oh, the Dark Brandon stuff? | ||
| I didn't understand that they were taking that seriously, but they genuinely try to say it like it's a good thing. | ||
| Like, oh, Dark Brandon wins again. | ||
| But they don't get it. | ||
| Like, Donald Trump is an arrogant blowhard. | ||
| So making images of him wearing, like, golden armor with a giant spear and iron fists is like, you're making fun of this idea. | ||
| Or his Eazy-E. | ||
| You know, like, just stuff like that. | ||
| Like, it all works. | ||
| When you do it with Biden, you're like, it doesn't work because what would make Biden funny is him wearing like, you know those pajamas that would cover your whole body, both the button flaps? | ||
| Yeah, like Joe Biden wearing that and like fumbling about would be a funny example. | ||
| Or like a candlestick and a nightcap and going to bed. | ||
| Yeah, right, right, right. | ||
| Yeah, like that is like a way to depict Joe Biden because you're exaggerating what people say about him. | ||
| Yeah, staying in a basement, never debate, stuff like that. | ||
| You have to make fun of, yeah, and then you exaggerate it. | ||
| That's why it's funny about Trump, because he can be ridiculous. | ||
| You personify that and multiply it by a thousand. | ||
| We got a good one from James Derryberry. | ||
| He says, Ligma Johnson hardwood preservation. | ||
| Quote, I wish a million seeds. | ||
| That nailed it. | ||
| We should definitely call it the Ligma Johnson Hardwood Preservation. | ||
| I'm down. | ||
|
unidentified
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Yeah, that's really good. | |
| It'll be cool because we can actually build like a pavilion there and then do events. | ||
| Yeah, and that'll be made of the hardwood, the very hardwood we promised to preserve. | ||
|
unidentified
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That's right. | |
| And every time we take down some wood, we plant new wood. | ||
| Yeah, we always want more wood. | ||
| Yeah, we're not going to just take wood and let it grow again. | ||
| We're not monsters. | ||
| Come on, guys. | ||
| That's not a good story. | ||
| says, my paternal grandpa had full-on Parkinson's in the late 80s, but somehow was still allowed | ||
| to keep his license in Cali. Rode shotgun with him to his avocado grove along Winding | ||
| Canyon Road six months before it was revoked. White knuckles and a change of drawers for | ||
|
unidentified
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me. | |
| That's not a good story. | ||
| Yeah, I've ridden in a car with some older family members and, you know, look, legit, | ||
| you're going like, whoa, whoa. | ||
| A lot. | ||
| Yeah, my grandma had like a sun fire and I'm not sure if she hit people. | ||
| I just remember being very scared as a child. | ||
| She was insane. | ||
| For some reason, I just, I'm too afraid to get in cars these days. | ||
| I like driving. | ||
| I do. | ||
| I like cars. | ||
| I always have. | ||
| But yeah, there's just a lot of old people who, uh, some are sharp though. | ||
| But sometimes you just got to give the grand trino to the Asian neighbor boy. | ||
| Here's something interesting. | ||
| Scroats McGoat says, Luke, I was banned on Twitter five years ago. | ||
| I appealed last week and was reinstated Tuesday. | ||
|
unidentified
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Sweet. | |
| Congrats. | ||
| Welcome back to the party. | ||
| William Tresh says, Dave, Frankenstein is the name of the doctor. | ||
| The monster's name is John Fetterwoman. | ||
| You are absolutely right. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| And actually, I don't know if that's true, that meme, where they're like, Frankenstein was the name of the doctor. | ||
| The monster was called Frankenstein's monster. | ||
| And I'm like, I'm pretty sure the monster was called Frankenstein. | ||
| I think it was. | ||
| When the people in the city turned out to be the monster, I mean, that was really the thing. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| But now it's the guy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, there you go. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| But, you know, then it was the people who didn't accept the monster, who was made by a lightning bolt. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| And body parts that got dug up. | ||
| Raymond G. Stanley Jr. | ||
| says, Ashley, say, water, coffee, you gotta northeast. | ||
| Oh, they always do this to me. | ||
| They did this to me last time. | ||
| They said, what did someone say? | ||
| They said, she sounds like she's from New Jersey. | ||
| I want her to be mean to me. | ||
| Why? | ||
| Because when you say water and coffee, water, coffee. | ||
| I have no idea. | ||
| Where are you from? | ||
| Kuwafi. | ||
| I live in New York City. | ||
| Is that where you're from, though? | ||
| Born? | ||
|
unidentified
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New York. | |
| My mom is, yeah. | ||
| So she always... You have the Kuwafi talk. | ||
| Well, my mom's from New York and she's Jewish, so I didn't really have a choice. | ||
| Yeah, you're gonna get that gene. | ||
| What's your dad? | ||
| Alright. | ||
| He's French. | ||
| Is he? | ||
| He's French. | ||
|
unidentified
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Okay. | |
| Do you speak French? | ||
| Very white. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| No, I don't speak French. | ||
| Oh, we got a good one here from Noah Zork. | ||
| He says, if you build a private airfield, you can name it Ligma Landing Strip. | ||
| So we'll get the land, we'll put a landing strip on it, and it'll be the Ligma Landing Strip. | ||
| Well, yeah, we have to be able to get planes in. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| Like we need a carpet cleaner. | ||
| I'm just imagining how we're like laughing how stupid this is and then you know like a hundred years later there's like this resort called the Ligma Johnson family retreat on this like privately owned land that's open to the public. | ||
| We have to have a fire department but they can't shoot water it's all the foam. | ||
| I went to uh there's this resort in near Pittsburgh called Nemocolon. | ||
| And it's the family that did 84 Lumber. | ||
| And they, like, when you go in there, there's this little section where they have a documentary playing, like, explaining the life of the guy who founded it. | ||
| Like, it would just be funny if you had that. | ||
| And it's, like, showing pictures of, like, the show, and it's like, in the year 2022, several personalities were speaking at a table and decided to make a joke about fellatio. | ||
| And then they got people to donate money to buy this land that you're on now. | ||
| Which is why the planet is now called Ligma John. | ||
| Yeah, it's like a hundred years later, there's like a civil war. | ||
| And then they use that as like the main base and becomes the capital of the resistance. | ||
| And then when they win, they're just like, the boundaries expand. | ||
| And then before anybody realized it, it's like, did you know there's a bunch of roads in Iraq that are named after like football players and things like that? | ||
| Is there really? | ||
| Yeah, because what I heard was that when, in Afghanistan too, when US troops went there | ||
| and they started driving and creating paths, they didn't have names. So they would just be like, | ||
| Brad Farve or something like that. Like, what can we call it? And they'll be like, take a ride on | ||
| Farve. And so then they ended up making roads based off of sports players or things they knew. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So like, you know, Ligma Johnson is where everyone lives. | ||
| And then someone builds a farm, not realizing they're expanding the boundaries, but they | ||
| just say, I live in Ligma Johnson. | ||
| And then, just because of the natural flow of human expansion, a hundred years later, it's just like the country of Ligma Johnson. | ||
| Yeah, that's true. | ||
| This is the jack-me-off resort. | ||
| That's the town of anal fissures they drew up next door. | ||
| That one is just very direct. | ||
| It's like the Hatfield and McCoy stuff. | ||
| This is what starts the whole Civil War. | ||
|
unidentified
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The anal fissures. | |
| What a very important episode. | ||
| They're very uncomfortable people. | ||
| Andrew Hugh says, remember when San Francisco News also got stung with Asia on a plane crash? | ||
| Pilots Captain Sum Ting Wong, we too low, holy fook, bang ding ow. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Luke brought that up, yeah, but we'll read that one. | |
| Matt Bayer says, shout out to Grindstone Ministries and Bayer Independent for doing what FEMA isn't in Oklahoma. | ||
| Right on. | ||
| Yeah, that's true. | ||
| Daniel Welch says, Ligma Johnson forest must have a natural geyser. | ||
| We're going to Wyoming. | ||
| It goes off all the time. | ||
| Could you imagine if, like, the Founding Fathers were just sitting there, like, writing things down and laughing about it like this? | ||
| Like, and then we're gonna tell them that, you know, everybody gets to vote. | ||
| It's all John Hancock. | ||
|
unidentified
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He's like, I got them all. | |
| Let me get your John Hancock. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| It's not even your name. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I know, I know, but we didn't do it like this. | |
| Mr. Mick Jones, Ligma Johnson, Candlescent, Morning Wood. | ||
| This whole episode is basically just us talking about Ligma Johnson. | ||
|
unidentified
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And it all started right before we said, people are too stupid to vote. | |
| So we've proved it. | ||
| Well, to actually, you know, make the point, we know what a joke is. | ||
| They don't. | ||
| Like, Granny Joy Gray is a progressive. | ||
| She didn't understand that they were joking. | ||
| Like, they just... It's crazy. | ||
| NPC meme all the way, man. | ||
| She's gonna have a lot of content from this episode. | ||
| Yeah, we would do that with video announcements in high school. | ||
| I mean, that's just like, anybody should know what that is, you know? | ||
|
unidentified
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Like, how do you not know that joke? | |
| And she's like, I don't understand why there'd be a name like that. | ||
| Let's read one last super chat. | ||
| Chrissy Starsky saying, how about the Ligma Johnson finishing school for young ladies? | ||
|
unidentified
|
I saw that one. | |
| I'm like, I'm not reading that one. | ||
| All right, everybody, if you haven't already, would you kindly smash that like button, subscribe to this channel, share the show with your friends, become a member at TimCast.com. | ||
| We're going to have a members only show coming up for you, uncensored, not family friendly. | ||
| I have a very short song to play for you when we start the members only show that you're not going to want to miss and it will give you a good laugh. | ||
| And then we'll talk about some cultural issues. | ||
| So smash that like button, subscribe to this channel, share the show with your friends, become a member. | ||
| And Ashley, do you want to shout anything out? | ||
| Nope, except the Babylon Bee, and you can also find me on Twitter at SaintClairAshley. | ||
| Of course, I'll allow it with Crowder, and then you can check me out in December at the Comedy Castle, the 8th through 10th, recording my special of Prison 10. | ||
| Where were you going tomorrow? | ||
| And tomorrow, the next two days, I will be at Short Pump in Virginia at the Richmond Funnybone. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Sweet. | |
| Dave, that was awesome. | ||
| Thank you so much for coming on. | ||
| We should... Ashley as well. | ||
| This was incredible. | ||
| This was really a very, very serious show. | ||
| I love to have such professional shows here. | ||
| It's my jam. | ||
| But my YouTube channel is We Are Change. | ||
| I just did a Biden-Fetterman short on there. | ||
| I did a really interesting video earlier. | ||
| And yes, We do have a Ligma Johnson t-shirt. | ||
| We do have, of course, the Biden-Fetterman t-shirt, all available on TheBestPoliticalShirts.com. | ||
| This is how you guys support me and my efforts here, so I appreciate you guys very much. | ||
| Thank you again so much for having me. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Thanks, guys, for coming. | |
| That was good to laugh. | ||
| Kind of don't get that too much in this line of work. | ||
| My name is Serge.com. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Thanks, guys. | |
| We will see you all over at TimCast.com in just about an hour or so. | ||
| Thanks for hanging out. |
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