July 11, 2022 - Timcast IRL - Tim Pool
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| you you | ||
| you photos, stories, texts, and... | ||
| And boy, this one's a doozy. | ||
| Now, I know everybody's excited about these images of Hunter Biden. | ||
| No one's really excited about them. | ||
| I'm kidding. | ||
| But excited about the political implications of them. | ||
| What I'm really concerned about is what we're going to get in terms of inner family Trauma, the name that Hunter Biden allegedly uses for his own father, referring to him as a child abuser. | ||
| It's very strange. | ||
| And whether or not we're going to be able to verify this information is true and correct. | ||
| Now, the interesting thing is a report from the Washington Examiner is lending some credibility to the leak, saying that some of this information is corroborated in a previous a data breach from Hunter's iPhone. So it could just be | ||
| that someone new has gotten access to the iPhone backup. But what they're saying is the actual iCloud, | ||
| which is current information from Hunter Biden. Apparently, the Secret Service is aware of | ||
| this. Things are getting absolutely crazy. We got to talk about it because we also got to make | ||
| sure we're careful. Some of this stuff coming out could very well be fake. We got to break it down, | ||
| talk about it. So we will. | ||
| We also have another story just about Hunter. | ||
| Apparently he's potentially on the hook for trafficking ladies of the night across state lines. | ||
| We try to keep things family friendly here. | ||
| This is insane. | ||
| Joe Biden's approval rating's in the gutter. | ||
| And then I'm really excited for this next story. | ||
| New York City, you know I am. | ||
| New York City put out a PSA on how to survive a nuclear strike. | ||
| So, uh, okay. | ||
| Why? | ||
| Sure, I guess the cold war is back. | ||
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| Ahoy, yes. | ||
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Ahoy. | |
| Yes. | ||
| Yeah, it should get really good. | ||
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That's true. | |
| I'm gonna try to talk about Hunter Biden in a classy fashion. | ||
| Good luck. | ||
| Yes. | ||
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| It's going to be a hilarious evening. | ||
| Thank you all for joining. | ||
| Ahoy. | ||
| I'm told I'm supposed to say. | ||
| So let's get this show on the road. | ||
| We have the story from the Washington Examiner. | ||
| It is not a funny story. | ||
| Well, actually, maybe it is kind of funny. | ||
| 4chan users claim to have cracked Hunter Biden's iPhone account. | ||
| And also, we have another story that's in a similar vein. | ||
| Secret Service is aware of alleged Hunter Biden iCloud hack. | ||
| So it's his iCloud, and it's his iPhone. | ||
| Oh man, this is getting crazy. | ||
| Also, did they use the word cracked as a mean play on words? | ||
| Perhaps, yes. | ||
| Or leaving his laptop at 15 different places. | ||
| They could have said hacked. | ||
| They could have said hacked into, they said cracked. | ||
| They sure did. | ||
| Okay, so one of the videos, it shows, to start, Hunter Biden's face from the front-facing camera, and then all of a sudden it flips to his feet, like he pressed record with the front-facing camera and then pressed the button, and then it shows crack on a scale. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No, no, I gotta say this. | ||
| It could be edited. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Someone could easily take a video of him doing a selfie thing and then make a fake, but I kind of believe it because Hunter Biden is a crackhead. | ||
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It's his voice. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Also, I know everyone's talking about the crack thing, but if WikiFeet hasn't jumped on the Hunter Biden page, get on it! | ||
| There's so many pictures of him naked. | ||
| He's also a guy who never got sober, in my opinion. | ||
| They just made him look like it so he could do the Today Show. | ||
| They just grabbed him one day, fixed his teeth, and he was like, yeah, I did a lot of parmesan cheese off the carpet. | ||
| It's like, no you didn't, because crack is crack and parmesan cheese is parmesan cheese. | ||
| You're just making up a sobriety story. | ||
| They did a sobriety weekend at Bernie's for essential oil. | ||
| Yeah, did you see the crack, though? | ||
| Like, that's what the taxpayers are paying for. | ||
| It's high quality. | ||
| It's like the only fentanyl-free crack in the United States right now is at his house. | ||
| And you can hear them arguing about the weight of it in the background of the video. | ||
| It sounds like Hunter's voice. | ||
| The girl's going, it's 20.7. | ||
| He's like, it's 20.6. | ||
| I'm like, you're going by points, man? | ||
| And he's slightly disappointed. | ||
| He's like, not only is a crackhead, but he's very frugal and responsible. | ||
| When it comes to crack, people are very, very on point with the numbers. | ||
| Well, I mean, if movies tell us anything, you know, hey, this is the right amount or whatever. | ||
| So, look, let me pull this up. | ||
| The examiner actually says, Many of the materials posted by 4chan users match the contents the Washington Examiner previously found on a password-protected iPhone XS backup located on a copy of Hunter Biden's abandoned laptop. | ||
| Konstantinos Gus Dimitroulos, I'm not going to read everything they say, but he's a cybersecurity expert, basically says, definitively, this is real, this iPhone backup. | ||
| He said, I conclude the same results of my analysis of the MacBook, that it's real, blah, blah, blah. | ||
| It was his iPhone. | ||
| Not like it's one expert opinion. | ||
| But we're getting there. | ||
| I say take it with a grain of salt because I wouldn't be surprised if somebody makes some fake screenshot of text messages, gets everybody to go nuts, then the media will come out and be like, proven false definitively, and then try and use it to discredit everyone. | ||
| To ignore everything else, yeah. | ||
| And I just want to say too that I think when we're laughing at Hunter Biden, addiction sucks and is horrible. | ||
| And I've dealt with addiction And I've dealt with it in my family, and it's really sad and depressing, but I think that when we see elites like this getting away with things that your average person would be completely shut down for, arrested for, that's where it gets frustrating. | ||
| We got a fact check already. | ||
| It was meth, not crack. | ||
| I feel stupid though because when I looked at it, I thought it was meth and not crack. | ||
| But I'm not an expert on these things. | ||
| And I'm a recovering drug addict in Elky, but I never did meth. | ||
| That was the only one that I never did. | ||
| And crack, I was surprised with. | ||
| Have you taken MDMA? | ||
| It's technically a type of meth. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I've heard rough stuff about crystal. | ||
| then I have done math, that's cool. | ||
| But it's not the crystal, which is mixed with black tar halo. | ||
| It's the fun math. | ||
| I've done the, I've not done the, I should be specific, I've not done the trailer park math, | ||
| I've done the AIDS patient math. | ||
| I've heard rough stuff about crystal. | ||
| I know people are gonna be checking that. | ||
| Kids, listening out there. | ||
| You don't want to be like Hunter Biden. | ||
| No, no. | ||
| Nobody wants to be like Hunter Biden. | ||
| I saw a video of Joe Biden, and it looked like he was in front of Congress, like, I made the law that if you get caught with this much, you're going to jail for five years and a judge can't even say no. | ||
| His sister was juxtapositioned with Hunter doing all of it. | ||
| I just want to say to all the younger people who may be listening, this show is not for kids, but maybe your parents. | ||
| You need to understand. | ||
| You don't do drugs. | ||
| No. | ||
| Because then all the other kids will mock you and call you Hunter Biden. | ||
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They will. | |
| And that's like the worst possible thing you can do. | ||
| It's bad. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's real bad. | ||
| You could be so popular. | ||
| You do have to discern what the word drug means because aspirin is a drug. | ||
| Black tar heroin is a drug. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| And they do different things. | ||
| Okay, don't do black tar heroin. | ||
| Yes, don't do black tar heroin. | ||
| Aspirin, ask your parents. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Yeah, there's no black tar heroin with the word kids written under it. | ||
| Yeah, no. | ||
| It looks like a Flintstone vitamin. | ||
| Wait, wait, hold on. | ||
| There was a libertarian convention. | ||
| You know this one, right? | ||
| No, I'm just laughing at the setup. | ||
| It's true. | ||
| It's true. | ||
| Where was it Austin Peterson who said don't sell heroin to kids and they booed him. | ||
| To five-year-olds. | ||
| It's like, can we at least agree there's a line there? | ||
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No. | |
| Okay. | ||
| All right then. | ||
| Did you say at the beginning that the Secret Service put out a statement saying that his iCloud is hacked? | ||
| We have that. | ||
| Let me get your cloud. | ||
| So these are two different stories, but they overlap. | ||
| So Secret Service says it's aware of alleged Hunter Biden iCloud hack. | ||
| Quote, at this time, we are not in a position to make public comments on potential investigative actions. | ||
| Okay, so 4chan says they cracked the phone. | ||
| Now, we have the iCloud. | ||
| The difference is, the iPhone backup was apparently on the laptop. | ||
| So, you know, when you plug your iPhone in, it's like, back it up, it's on your computer, and then someone finds it, and they gotta get the code for it. | ||
| You do now. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| With the iCloud, apparently it's as current iCloud, meaning stuff you were sending a week ago or whatever. | ||
| The crazy thing is, now this stuff needs to be verified. | ||
| But if it's true, and the iCloud stuff we gotta get verification on, he calls his dad a person who abuses children. | ||
| I'll keep it family friendly. | ||
| His nickname in his phone is... | ||
| You know, now look, we've all said mean things to our dad in our worst phases, right? | ||
| This one's a little, I've never insinuated that either of my parents were like child abusers before. | ||
| That's a big kind of weird. | ||
| There's also a alleged search history for underage. | ||
| Underage is an understatement. | ||
| Like, as underage as underage could probably get. | ||
| Pre-pubescent. | ||
| Pre-pubescent. | ||
| That's why I'm saying we gotta verify this. | ||
| Yeah, you can't just say, yeah, I mean, maybe he saw all the videos that we've saw for the last four years of him sniffing kids. | ||
| He's like, oh, this is what I've done. | ||
| Oh, I see. | ||
| I'm glad I documented this. | ||
| Is this what people saw? | ||
| You ever see that there's a family guy joke where there's a murderer in prison? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And then he's like, I wonder what this feels like? | ||
| And he stabs himself and he goes, whoa, is that what I'm doing to people? | ||
| That's what it's like. | ||
| Joe Biden has never actually watched the video of him sniffing these children. | ||
| I reiterate what you said. | ||
| Addiction is horrific. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| But that that the media has been a lot of the media has been like silent on this and hasn't even like partially maybe Hunter Biden has a problem is what I'm laughing about. | ||
| It's insane. | ||
| It's complete insanity. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And it's like the fact that he can totally get away with it. | ||
| And we've just been locking up black people indiscriminately for like cracks since like the 80s. | ||
| We don't have to have a problem with everything. | ||
| But my point. | ||
| No, I'm with you. | ||
| I'm a recovering addict, so we make fun of it in, let's say, these meetings I go to or speeches that I do. | ||
| I make fun of myself. | ||
| You do make fun of it. | ||
| It's not necessarily fun to just punch at somebody's addiction, but we are paying for this addiction. | ||
| I mean, there's a lot that goes into it, and the media, like you said, has been hiding it this entire time. | ||
| I think we're allowed to make fun of it when we've been funding it, and look at what they've been doing to the other side's kids. | ||
| I mean, they've been calling Trump's kid a cokehead for, what, five, six years now? | ||
| I don't like making fun of people suffering from addiction. | ||
| I don't either. | ||
| I've had more than one friend die from a heroin overdose. | ||
| Me too. | ||
| What I'm making fun of is the fact the president's son is protected by the media, propped up, unwell, his father is funding a lot of the stuff, but more importantly, that Okay, so some of the allegations here. | ||
| We've seen reports, okay, so this is confirmed from the laptop, that Hunter shares a phone number with his dad. | ||
| Weird. | ||
| Now, in these leaks, there is a text message from Hunter to his dad of him engaging in, let's just call it adult activities. | ||
| And, again, alleged, because we don't know this stuff is true or not. | ||
| My dad didn't even teach me how to shave. | ||
| I'm almost jealous. | ||
| But we do know from the laptop, so the photo of Hunter getting it on to his dad might not be real, the text, but we do know there's a text from him to his dad of Pornhub. | ||
| That was from the laptop and that was reported by a couple different outlets. | ||
| So why would you send your dad that information? | ||
| Bonding. | ||
| Joe's dad? I found a great video. | ||
| Real quick though. | ||
| So my concern here is, look, I don't want to make fun of the guy for being sick. | ||
| No. | ||
| What I want to call out is Hunter may be doing business as his dad | ||
| with his dad's permission. | ||
| Right. | ||
| If he's using a phone number under his dad's name sending these links, he's probably | ||
| who's he really sending them to? | ||
| It may be his dad. | ||
| I mean, he calls his dad, it's just, okay, allegedly he calls his dad, Pito. | ||
| So again, not verified. | ||
| What a clever nickname. | ||
| Clever, yes. | ||
| No one would suspect it. | ||
| Not a man of metaphor. | ||
| Would you take out the D? | ||
| Wink. | ||
| I think Hunter and Joe are using the father-son relationship so that Hunter can do the business dealings that Joe can't. | ||
| Yes. | ||
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Yes. | |
| But it's effectively Joe doing the deals. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think so, too. | ||
| I mean, even in the book, oh, I'm blanking on the name of it, Laptop from Hell, I mean, that's kind of what it's alluded to anyway. | ||
| Why would you pick your most unstable son to do all the shady business? | ||
| Because your other one's dead? | ||
| Yeah, I guess. | ||
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Jesus! | |
| This is so brutal! | ||
| Seriously, it's like, you're giving all the shady jobs to the kid whose password, I'm sure, is give me more crack 1234. | ||
| It's like, how do you hack it? | ||
| But Joe's password is wrong kid dog. | ||
| The alleged password was... | ||
| It was something really bad too. | ||
| It was the reference to the age of a woman. | ||
| What? | ||
| Really? | ||
| So allegedly, I don't know, but I looked at some of the claims and accusations. | ||
| A lot of outlets are picking up the accusations and they're all saying like, this could be fake. | ||
| But apparently the password was, I don't want to say it because it's not my business, but it was like the password was a woman and her age. | ||
| Really? | ||
| But yeah, unless the number was a reference to something else. | ||
| Was it at least double digits? | ||
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It was. | |
| And it was at least post-pubescent. | ||
| Oh, that's good. | ||
| That's great. | ||
| My man's growing up. | ||
| It's possible that this is a setup, because it makes him look very deviant, and it makes Joe look like he said Pito, Peter, whatever the name he had for his dad. | ||
| And he's got his password as a young girl. | ||
| It's beyond the pale. | ||
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Adult age. | |
| Okay, but a young adult. | ||
| I guess. | ||
| Yeah, like the drug addiction stuff, I see what you're saying, where it's almost a little too on the nose. | ||
| It's so bizarre. | ||
| But he left his laptop, like he left it somewhere. | ||
| I just want all of you to know what I sacrificed for all of you. | ||
| I want you to know this, so become a member at TimCast.com, because I had to look at all of these photos of naked Hunter Biden to confirm. | ||
| I'm like, looking at these stories and I'm like, I have to, I have to. | ||
| Because if people are claiming it's there, and I'm not doing my due diligence, so... I had to do it a bunch too. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I'm going to have to do it later tonight. | ||
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Hold on. | |
| We're going to need to take a break and I'll do it right now. | ||
| I'm pretty sure The Daily Caller published an uncensored image of Hunter Biden holding himself. | ||
| Oh no. | ||
| But because he was partially underwater, the water kind of obfuscated it. | ||
| And I was like, did they think you couldn't see what he was doing? | ||
| Because you can. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think it was The Caller. | ||
| Touching his dad's leg hair. | ||
| When he was talking about the kids rubbing his hairy legs, he was referring to his own children. | ||
| Oh no. | ||
| In all seriousness, I'll say it again, I think Joe abused his kids. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Yeah, I do. | ||
| Yeah, hands down. | ||
| So the reason why Hunter's so screwed up, why does Hunter call his dad, allegedly call his dad, pedo? | ||
| If he really does this, and that is true, That combined with everything else we know, I think Joe sniffed his son a little too much. | ||
| I've heard that Ashley Biden's diary, now this is like a thing, I don't know if it's real or fake or what, but I've been reading stuff about it that she also implicates her dad in this diary. | ||
| I have never seen the diary. | ||
| I don't know if it's real or not. | ||
| No, I've heard the same thing, though. | ||
| I think you might be right. | ||
| He looks like Gary Oldman in Hannibal. | ||
| Have you noticed that that's kind of what Joe Biden is turning into? | ||
| Just this monster? | ||
| Yeah, like if you look at him in Hannibal, like he just looks like that. | ||
| And I really do think it's all his secrets just coming into age. | ||
| The picture of Dorian Gray. | ||
| Yeah, like he looks like him. | ||
| It's really, and the more he talks, because now, like, especially in the top right, you tell me that's not Joe. | ||
| That is totally Joe. | ||
| Look at the tie. | ||
| Oh, and the tie, for sure. | ||
| The pigs will eat anything. | ||
| Yeah, that guy can't ride a bicycle. | ||
| No, he'd fall right off a bike. | ||
| I thought it was going to be an image. | ||
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It's him after falling off the bike. | |
| We should get this one. | ||
| I thought it was gonna be a picture of Gary Oldman. | ||
| Not some disfigured, you know... Mason Burger. | ||
| I wonder if a lot of people watching were just like, yo, I'm trying to eat. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, sorry if you were trying to eat, but it looks just like the president, so it's fine. | ||
| He got all that face work done. | ||
| Yeah, he really... Did you see the, uh, when he said, end of quote, repeat the line? | ||
| Oh, it's the best. | ||
| I called it, guys, I called it. | ||
| The White House in the transcript wrote, let me repeat that line, or let me repeat the line. | ||
| Oh, so they changed the transcript. | ||
| In the transcript, they changed what he said because they're trying to cover it up. | ||
| I remember when government meant integrity. | ||
| At least I thought it did. | ||
| I swear if they show the podium, it's just gonna be one of those things where you pull and it's like, the cow says moo. | ||
| It's like the salute the troops thing. | ||
| It goes right back to that where it's like, say salute the troops. | ||
| He's like, salute the troops. | ||
| Or he's like, instead of saluting the troops, say salute the troops. | ||
| You ever see like the animatronic, you know, Chuck E. Cheese things playing guitar? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Like that's what Joe Biden is. | ||
| Behind him, it's all exposed metal and like... This turns him on, he's just playing the piano. | ||
| Yeah, the old timey, like... | ||
| But I love how he actually said, end of quote, repeat the line. | ||
| And he's like, end of quote, repeat the line. | ||
| And then the same quote plays. | ||
| And it's like, anybody who's sane saw that and laughed. | ||
| Like, I know people who are like Democrat, liberal, leftist. | ||
| Everybody was like, it's so dumb. | ||
| We know Joe Biden's out of it. | ||
| Only 26% of Democrats think he should run again. | ||
| They're under no illusions this man is capable. | ||
| They'll take something else. | ||
| But the media is still trying to pretend like anyone is falling for it. | ||
| I guess 26% of the Democrat voters are. | ||
| They're really pretending. | ||
| Yeah, they're really pretending. | ||
| I was a little surprised. | ||
| Greg Price posted that quote, and it got a lot of traction. | ||
| And I noticed at the top, one of the first comments you see is one of the White House aides saying, that's not what he actually said, and giving her version of it, which is the version that ended up being in the transcript. | ||
| The people that are still so blindly tied to Biden are infuriating. | ||
| Like when I posted that stuff of me and Tulsi, I had a friend reach out to me just unloading, Tulsi's the reason that Roe v. Wade got over. | ||
| It's like, it's like, it's like the people who still blame Susan Sarandon if it wasn't for Susan Sarandon. | ||
| And it's like, guys, if an actress, if an old lady actress can derail your political party, your political party sucks. | ||
| But they're technically right. | ||
| Tulsi Gabbard, who's literally not in office right now. I did a comedy sketch with my friend, | ||
| and you're unloading on her instead of, I don't know, the president of the United States who | ||
| actually has power right now? Like, there are still people on the left who are so in denial | ||
| and just refuse to hold Biden accountable for some reason when Biden isn't giving them even | ||
| anything they want. But they're technically right. Tulsi broke a lot of people out of the cult. | ||
| She went up and she represented much of what the left was in this country, especially during the | ||
| the late two thousands, early. | ||
| Yeah, actually anti-war. | ||
| Actually anti-war, actually calling out the machine. | ||
| She's got some policy positions that conservatives wouldn't agree with. | ||
| She was pro-choice, traditionally, like safe, legal, rare. | ||
| She was for gun control. | ||
| She opposed nuclear power. | ||
| I don't know where she is on those things now. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But that's like the traditional Democrat position. | ||
| With the weird movements the Democratic Party's made to try and pander to whatever it is they're trying to pander to, she stayed where she was. | ||
| She said, Kamala's awful, what are you doing? | ||
| And the machine got angry with her because they were trying to move in some weird direction. | ||
| Which by the way, the reason she was calling out Kamala was actually from the left about some of the horrible stuff Kamala did in California to poor communities. | ||
| Enslaving people? | ||
| Not a not a great one like like actually keeping people in prison longer so she can use them for cheap firefighter labor Yeah, but it was for dime bags. | ||
| So it's cool. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, it all made sense. | ||
| She's a good person. | ||
| So so I'll stress that. | ||
| I hope she's president. | ||
| This is why your friend... | ||
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| This is why your friends mad at Tulsi. | ||
| Hope he doesn't eat soup. | ||
| Not because Tulsi's a Russian asset, but because the people who want to maintain the cult don't like it, don't like apostates. | ||
| You seem like the Scientologists react to people that try to leave the Scientology. | ||
| There's a, what was the girl's name? | ||
| Rogan. | ||
| He did a long interview with her. | ||
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| Tell all what her experience in the cult and out of the cult and the way that they chased her down. | ||
| I mean, they will literally chase people to stop them from leaving the physical location. | ||
| Imagine what they would do mentally if they're willing to physically try and stop someone from leaving the building. | ||
| Guys, we have to jump to this massive, very, very important story here from the Daily Mail exclusive. | ||
| Hunter Biden could face prostitution charges for transporting hookers across state lines | ||
| and disguising checks to them as payment for medical services. | ||
| Well, I mean, that's a medical. | ||
| It's a medical in many ways. | ||
| It's a mental health service. | ||
| It's a medical service. | ||
| It's a prostate milk. | ||
| Yeah, there you go. | ||
| Yeah, that's true. | ||
| Spend $30,000 in five months on the girlfriend experience. | ||
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That's not. | |
| content. I'm not going to show you the actual images. But so this is this is | ||
| actually outside of the iCloud hack and the phone hack. | ||
| Apparently the feds have known that he did this since 2019. Of course. So there's... | ||
| is anything really gonna happen? Of course not. These people are as corrupt as | ||
| corrupt can be. But now that we know, do you think it's gonna change anybody's mind? | ||
| I just gotta stress this real quick. | ||
| A suspicious activity report filed by JPMorgan Chase flagged transactions involving Moriva after she received tens of thousands of dollars from Hunter's company. | ||
| So it was actually Chase Bank that was like, something is weird with this and flagged it. | ||
| Suspicious activity. | ||
| I don't think anybody who knows anything about the Bidens is surprised by any of this, and I don't think anybody believes there will be any accountability or justice. | ||
| Well, I don't know. | ||
| This is one where, like, when you're talking about prostitution, people in the cult, everybody, their ears perk up. | ||
| And if this is actually, there's evidence that he did this and wasted, I don't know if this is taxpayer money or whatever this money is. | ||
| Pretty much. | ||
| I think it's essentially fraud, maybe. | ||
| Look, it's one thing for prostitution, but when you're bringing them to different states, that's when I say I've had enough. | ||
| But I was actually seriously going to ask that because I... That's actually a huge, huge crime. | ||
| The libertarian part of me, I think that prostitution should be illegal. | ||
| I think that drugs should be legal. | ||
| But why are you shuffling Ladies of the Night across states? | ||
| Why are you doing that? | ||
| What was it, Boston and New York? | ||
| No, but I actually don't know. | ||
| Why would you take them across state lines? | ||
| It's not like if you need an umbrella, it'll be there when you get there. | ||
| Yeah, just get in the trunk. | ||
| There's more when you arrive. | ||
| I think this dude is deeply disturbed and was abused, and he's trying to emulate the girlfriend experience. | ||
| Sex addict, drug addict, love addict. | ||
| Right, right, right, right. | ||
| He wants people to pretend like they care about him, man. | ||
| It's brutal. | ||
| Well, yeah, the girlfriend experience is basically, it is broken down to the fact, like, it's not the girlfriend experience of, like, two years in where you're fighting. | ||
| He just wants to be loved. | ||
| That would be a real bummer of a $30,000. | ||
| You spend it and you're just arguing about groceries. | ||
| It's like you stay at a hotel, there's all your stuff's on the lawn. | ||
| But you're right, though. | ||
| That's what it's about. | ||
| I mean, it comes into the fact that he was unloved as a child. | ||
| Somebody completely broke and hurt him. | ||
| And that's what this comes down to. | ||
| I really believe that. | ||
| Unloved as a child? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well... Both. | ||
| No, but even if he wasn't abused, I think... | ||
| The only time Joe Biden hugged his son was to sniff him. | ||
| of abandonment, which probably happens a lot with powerful parents like that, you would still, | ||
| it would still make sense that you're reaching for drugs, sex and love addiction, you know, | ||
| it's the only time Joe Biden hugged his son was to sniff him. | ||
| Or to push him out of the way to hug his brother. | ||
| He really was awful too. | ||
| Hunter just keeps putting on like pretty perfume to get his dad to come sniff him and get close. | ||
| He's wearing a girl's wig. | ||
| His dad apparently funds all this stuff. | ||
| Like there was that other story where Hunt, like this is this crazy thing. | ||
| The bots really came out in force. | ||
| I tweeted, how is the media going to ignore all these photos? | ||
| This is effing insane. | ||
| Like the photos that I've seen will give me nightmares for the rest of my life. | ||
| I have PTSD, right? | ||
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Therapy. | |
| I need therapy. | ||
| I'm kidding. | ||
| But it's like, they're really awful photos and videos. | ||
| And all of a sudden I get inundated by weirdos defending Hunter Biden. | ||
| I'm like, this is weird. | ||
| Why would anyone defend Hunter Biden? | ||
| You don't have to like Democrats to be like— You can just stay quiet. | ||
| You don't have to— Or you can say like, I voted for Biden and I think this is really bad because it is. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| It's so weird. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| But the defenses are weird. | ||
| They're like, Hunter's not even a public figure. | ||
| Who cares? | ||
| And I'm like, he flew on Air Force Two with his dad to do a private equity deal with China and secured the deal. | ||
| And now Joe Biden is reportedly sold nearly a million barrels of our crude to Sinopec, a Chinese owned gas company that Hunter Biden has, a private equity firm he founded, co-founded, has purchased 1.7 billion in Sinopec marketing. | ||
| So it's like, yeah, If Hunter was just in, like, a Journey cover band in Des Moines, it would be fine, but he is involved in this stuff. | ||
| And this has been since right after he left office as the vice president. | ||
| I mean, this has all been happening since then. | ||
| It's actually interesting, because his lifestyle is more in line with a Journey cover band. | ||
| It really is. | ||
| You know, we can actually save Hunter right now. | ||
| Join a Journey cover band, and this will all go away. | ||
| It's really more in line with, like, the ex-drummer of a really great band. | ||
| I'm looking at the trauma. | ||
| In 1972 he was in a car accident with his brother, he was like two at the time, and his mom was in the car and his sister, who both died, his mom and sister. | ||
| He's saying in this interview with People Magazine that the family never really talked about it. | ||
| So I can imagine that being a source of maddening trauma if your dad never mentions. | ||
| That's brutal. | ||
| Yeah, it's so rough. | ||
| I think it may have something to do with... I don't know if it's true or if it's just anecdotal, but my experience growing up is that the kids in the suburbs who wanted for nothing did tons of drugs. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| It was easy to fall into that. | ||
| Free time. | ||
| They were bored. | ||
| So for me... In Detroit, some of the richest kids I knew, they got everything they wanted and didn't appreciate anything. | ||
| They had no purpose. | ||
| A lot of them are dead now. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I forgot about this story until we started. | ||
| I've been also triggered by Hunter Biden. | ||
| I smoked crack once by accident where it was with this rich kid who would come to our house sometimes. | ||
| And I was just a weed guy. | ||
| I never did hard drugs. | ||
| And we're smoking it. | ||
| His name was Bunter Heiden. | ||
| Bunter Heiden. | ||
| What was that Simpsons? | ||
| L Simpson. | ||
| No, no, that's too obvious. | ||
| Lisa S. And I was smoking and I was like, I feel kind of weird, man. | ||
| And he looks at me, and again, this was like the rich kid, and he looks at me and just goes, oh yeah, there may be a little crack in that. | ||
| And I was like, buddy, there's no such thing as a little crack. | ||
| You either smoked no crack or you are now addicted to crack. | ||
| And I was just like, what is it? | ||
| And yeah, I did. | ||
| But yeah, it was the, we were suburbs. | ||
| We were the poor kids in the suburbs, but all the people who were doing hard drugs were the rich kids in our area. | ||
| We were just smoking bad weed and seeing fish. | ||
| Legit though. | ||
| The scary thing right now is the, the lacing of drugs. | ||
| Oh, it's horrible. | ||
| Fentanyl. | ||
| There was like a ton of story that I saw story was like an 18 year old kid thought he was gonna party and he took in some fentanyl not realizing that's what that died. | ||
| There were a couple comics died. | ||
| It was a big story and like comedy community. | ||
| I was like three of them in the house. | ||
| Yeah, I've lost eight friends in two years to fentanyl. | ||
| What's your take, being in recovery, on the strips to test? | ||
| Because it's one of those things where it's like, we shouldn't have to, we obviously don't want to encourage people to do drugs, but like... I think it's a good idea. | ||
| You have to, right? | ||
| I remember the first time I saw it, I was on a New York subway and I was like, oh that's nice, you know, test your drugs for drugs. | ||
| But yeah, I think it's better than nothing because now it's put in there, well it's put in there from China, given to Mexican cartels, put into your stuff to make it more potent. | ||
| And people say, well, why would you want to kill your clientele? | ||
| It's like, there's no shortage of addiction. | ||
| You can make new ones every day. | ||
| But I also think that China's intent is actually just the destabilization and destruction of the country. | ||
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| The opium wars are still active. | ||
| Right. | ||
| What's the strip you're talking about, this drug detection strip? | ||
| It actually tests your drug. | ||
| You can put it into your cocaine and it'll tell you if there's fentanyl in it. | ||
| That's so weird. | ||
| It's just a piece of, like a strip that turns a color or something? | ||
| Yeah, but you can miss it though, too, because fentanyl is so little. | ||
| I mean, the tiniest amount can sneak by. | ||
| I think we need to do drug abstinence. | ||
| Abstinence only drugs. | ||
| Yes, that's correct. | ||
| Don't do drugs. | ||
| Yeah, I agree with you. | ||
| You got to, you got to define the word drug. | ||
| Fentanyl is an insidious, dangerous chemical. | ||
| I mean, it's the beginning too. | ||
| Like we're going towards more military upgraded drugs. | ||
| It's going to be like buff out from fallout. | ||
| You guys ever play like these crazy psychoactive strength, inducing addictive things we got to watch out for. | ||
| And they're just making more and more in laboratories as they develop their lasers. | ||
| Bioshock is a better, better example. | ||
| Stuff that twists your DNA and makes you like feral crazy. | ||
| I mean, yeah, we need better drugs. | ||
| Yeah, that's what I'm aiming for. | ||
| It's a better drug. | ||
| But like, doctor prescribed, better functioning, no bad side effects, no bodily destruction or whatever. | ||
| Not what's used to peacefully put down elephants. | ||
| Even with psychedelics, they're doing it medically now. | ||
| You're with a therapist and there are MDMA treatments, ketamine treatments, even with psilocybin. | ||
| Helping for PTSD for depression, but it is not all I'm doing mushrooms and going to Hooters with the boys on Friday It is literally you are sitting with a therapist. | ||
| They are taking notes. | ||
| It is look look look ibuprofen You can get over the counter and it's fantastic. | ||
| I hurt my back a couple weeks ago. | ||
| I couldn't even move it was brutal and Took a bunch of them and it really helped what do you want? | ||
| I still want to be careful with that stuff. | ||
| It'll rip your your muscles up. | ||
| I get heartburn every time I take it Yeah, exactly. | ||
| It stops your body from producing like mucus or whatever. | ||
| So your stomach will digest itself if you do too much of it. | ||
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That's why it's like, yo, you gotta talk to a doctor. | |
| Is that true? | ||
| Yeah, and non-steroidal anti-inflammatories. | ||
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| It's I got unless I am I yeah, I got heartburn ever I can't take like aspirin or Advil and like my tears my | ||
| stomach up. Yeah, everything created by man is to kill you is terrible | ||
| It's the worst. Well, no, it's just like it's just there's a there's a you got you got it | ||
| You got a paid you got to pay your dues. Yeah, like if you want the pain to go away | ||
| There's a there's a limit. Yes how much you can actually accommodate with with anything? | ||
| Yeah, you know too much exercise is bad for you. You got it You gotta rest days. | ||
| Eating too much meat, you get to meet sweats, you get sick, you might barf. | ||
| Too much water, electrolyte displacement, you're dead. | ||
| Building technology to destroy or consume things more efficiently, like the fork. | ||
| The fork is great at putting a dead animal's body into your mouth. | ||
| The saw is fantastic at killing a tree so that you can make wooden structures out of it. | ||
| We're really innovative when it comes to destroying. | ||
| There are better ways to destroy. | ||
| We're better than the beaver. | ||
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| Oh yeah. | ||
| Yeah and they're pretty alright. | ||
| They wreck stuff. | ||
| The beavers are good. | ||
| Tear it up. | ||
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| Straight up terrifying. | ||
| You ever seen a dam? | ||
| I'm like, damn! | ||
| Oh, that's why they call him that? | ||
| I think so. | ||
| It was the first one I saw. | ||
| Let's do this. | ||
| Let's take it to the Biden family before we get into the nuclear war stuff. | ||
| We got this from Real Clear Politics Average. | ||
| Joe Biden's aggregate approval rating hit a new record low today at 37.7%. | ||
| This is the aggregate. | ||
| This is not one biased poll. | ||
| This is all of them. | ||
| And New York Times released a poll with Biden at 33%. | ||
| I mean, even before he started screwing up as president, I remember when the primaries were happening, I was like, there's no way. | ||
| No one's going to vote for this guy. | ||
| This isn't happening. | ||
| I think it's finally at the number of who voted for him. | ||
| They finally did accurate math. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| 37.7. | ||
| Do you think that if he came out and was like, okay, everybody, it's true. | ||
| Hunter has a problem. | ||
| I put him on air. | ||
| I just laid it all out. | ||
| I sent him where he needs to go. | ||
| That it would make it worse for him. | ||
| It would. | ||
| So he's lying. | ||
| So he has to lie. | ||
| I would respect him. | ||
| He has a problem. | ||
| We put him into treatment. | ||
| Like, I don't know. | ||
| Most people don't know about it. | ||
| That's the wrong focal point. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's why I'm like, you know, I would, I wouldn't be surprised if the PSYOP is leaking these images of Hunter to stop us from talking about Sinopec. | ||
| Or the emails, let's just say the business dealings from Hunter, Joe, and Hunter's business partners. | ||
| The photographs. | ||
| Yeah, all of a sudden everyone's like, oh, look at Hunter naked! | ||
| And it's like, he's got an email where he's talking about, you know, 10% for the big guy and stuff like that. | ||
| Well, I mean, it worked on me. | ||
| That was the joke I made earlier, where it's like, why would you make the delinquent kid in charge of all this stuff? | ||
| So like, if it is that, it worked. | ||
| He put him on a board of an oil company, a Ukrainian oil company. | ||
| Oh, he didn't put him there? | ||
| Of course. | ||
| didn't put him there? Let's just say the assumption would be what we know is that | ||
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| Hunter Biden along with I think like former CIA was on the board of Burisma | ||
| yeah Joe Biden just so happened to push a quid pro quo with the president of | ||
| Ukraine to fire a prosecutor who just so happened to be investigating the company | ||
| It's all coincidence, mind you. | ||
| Because Joe said he didn't even talk to Hunter about any of his business dealings. | ||
| I mean, except for that one time they're in a photo together with all of his business partners. | ||
| And that other time that he left a voicemail for his son about his Chinese business dealings. | ||
| Yeah, Tim, God works in mysterious ways. | ||
| Well, yeah, I mean, it's also Enron got a new VP the last week and he was like, wow, and I thought I'd be stuck in the mailroom all these years. | ||
| That's good. | ||
| So I don't think, here's a scary thought. | ||
| Joe Biden, what's happening now with the Biden family, with Joe, with gas, with sending a million barrels of Sinopec? | ||
| That's really bad. | ||
| But will it matter in two years? | ||
| Will people remember? | ||
| Nah, Joe Biden will come out in, it'll be two years and the news cycle will be like Joe Biden farted again. | ||
| Yeah, well in two years, yeah, that'll be about it. | ||
| I don't think he'll be able to do much else. | ||
| He'll be like, he... It's almost a flatline. | ||
| I can't personally let go of the surrender, the Afghanistan surrender. | ||
| That one drives you nuts. | ||
| He left all this $8 billion worth of equipment. | ||
| I'm with you, man. | ||
| How many tens of thousands of people to die with their babies, like to die to the Taliban, getting their heads blown off, like in plain sight of people that are right behind the wall, like watching it happen because he took all the, he evacuated and routed the troop. | ||
| I think it was punishment. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think he was punishing the anti-war people. | ||
| Look what a bad choice Trump made by saying, we're going to be out on that day, everyone. | ||
| See what happens when you pull out on that day. | ||
| But like, you don't have to pull out on the day you say you're going to pull out on. | ||
| If you're not ready, you don't do it. | ||
| Right, and so did Obama. | ||
| I mean, he said he was gonna do that, too. | ||
| And it's like, when you look at it, he pulled it out, and it's like, you left... Military dogs alone made me angry. | ||
| But then you left, look at all the equipment, look at all the people that you left behind. | ||
| That's what pissed me off about all of it. | ||
| It's like, then you come back, and you're gonna start what? | ||
| Having the IRS dig through a bunch of people's taxes, who are legitimately paid, make arbitrary rules, and start taking money from them? | ||
| While printing money, while you leave billions of dollars of our equipment over there? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, everything about it makes me absolutely sick. | ||
| Yeah, I think Tim's right about this. | ||
| Everything about it. | ||
| I think this is the perfect distraction, because you just pull all the attention away from stuff that's actually legitimately concerning. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Like, Afghanistan, for one, there's so many other disasters going on right now, and all we're doing is talking about Hunter Biden being a crackhead. | ||
| Which, yeah, and again, like, in all seriousness, like, addiction is horrible. | ||
| Could you could you imagine that they're like, these like psyops people walk into the situation room with with Joe, and it's like, this is really bad for you, Mr. President, this Afghanistan stuff, what can we do? | ||
| And they're like, we have one proposal, sir, we need to get Hunter more crack. | ||
| Let's leak it to the press! | ||
| What if Hunter's just this, like, great dude, desperately trying to get sober, and he's just like, no, I'm working on myself, I found Buddhism, I'm meditating, and they're just slipping him work. | ||
| No, they're like, your country needs you, son. | ||
| of a sudden, okay, then all of a sudden a hunter comes out from under the desk and | ||
| it's like I'm working on it. | ||
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| If he wasn't, if he wasn't put on the board of charisma, or if he didn't make | ||
| his way up to the board of charisma somehow, I wouldn't be concerned with | ||
| I really wouldn't care. | ||
| He's just a family member of the president. | ||
| But Joe has been working with him so intricately. | ||
| And the guy's, you know, naked with prostitutes. | ||
| Do we have to worry about, you know, I know a lot of people like to say, oh, I don't care to talk about the Trump family and they're not in office right now. | ||
| But it's assumed within the fall, Trump is going to announce he's running. | ||
| Maybe he just unveiled the newly renovated, modernized 757. | ||
| He's going to be running. | ||
| All the people we've had on the show who worked with Trump have said he's going to be running. | ||
| Is there any fair criticism of his family? | ||
| Are we overlooking anything with Trump Jr.? ? | ||
| Now I'll be right off the bat, I'm pretty sure none of them are doing crack or transporting prostitutes or anything close to that. | ||
| If there was anything close to that, it would be every major story, every major headline. | ||
| But my question is more so the more important things like business dealings. | ||
| Like, so the only thing that I saw that really, like, caught my eye was that Ivanka Trump supposedly used sweatshop labor. | ||
| Which I know Beyonce does as well, so it's not really a fair, like, shot. | ||
| Well, so she's basically like Beyonce, then. | ||
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| Well, that's a good thing. | ||
| Yeah, that's great. | ||
| Yeah, but it's hard not to be involved with sweatshop labor. | ||
| Like, if you use Teespring to sell your t-shirts, they're probably sourcing them from Chinese sweatshops. | ||
| Hey, we use Teespring! | ||
| I know! | ||
| Hey, welcome to the fashions of reality. | ||
| No, I think it's Bangladesh. | ||
| I'm sorry that your perfect little fingers can make a great shirt. | ||
| Yeah, look, I got these hands with calluses from playing the guitar. | ||
| I couldn't do that. | ||
| I don't know where Keith brings his hands. | ||
| We need children to do our labor. | ||
| I can't make Nikes, this young boy can. | ||
| That's the argument is that they're better off getting 25 cents per day than not having jobs at all, which is like the craziest thing. | ||
| That's the worst. | ||
| I mean, that's what you told me when you hired me. | ||
| It's like, that's so funny. | ||
| Cause it's like, no, no, no. | ||
| It's like, no, they're children. | ||
| They're better off not having jobs at all. | ||
| They're better off playing? | ||
| I think kids need jobs. | ||
| I think kids need jobs. | ||
| I like allowance jobs. | ||
| That's what I do with my son. | ||
| No, but I mean like family business jobs. | ||
| You know, like take out the trash. | ||
| That's what I do with my son, yeah. | ||
| But like, it used to be great when kids would work with dad, but not to the extent where they're like in a factory sewing industrial level or anything like that. | ||
| Yeah, they're not. | ||
| You would hold the flashlight for your dad, not actually build a car. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Yeah, but, you know, being an assistant, an apprentice, doing like, you know, my family had a cafe, so taking out the trash and ringing people up and stuff, that's the kind of job kids need. | ||
| Hey, it looks like Teespring may actually not use slave labor, but they ship from the EU if you're ordering internationally, and then from Kentucky if you're ordering domestically. | ||
| Shout out to Teespring if that's how you feel, man. | ||
| Well, I got a problem with those filthy Europeans, so I actually am going to go back to the Chinese slave labor. | ||
| It's actually young European pickpockets. | ||
| That's awesome. | ||
| I actually, I had a guy try to rob me when I was in Barcelona. | ||
| Seriously? | ||
| Barcelona. | ||
| Yeah, he was acting drunk, Barcelona, and he was like putting his arm around me and I was pushing him off and he was like, oh, come on, come on, and then he grabbed my phone, it was on a clip on my bag because I was working, he grabbed it and pulled and then I swatted him away and he didn't get it and then he went, ooh. | ||
| Pointed at me and then sobered up like that and just walked off. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Cause he knew he lost it. | ||
| Like he has one chance to pretend like he wasn't causing problems. | ||
| I like that he just ended it by being like well played and just dipped off into the night. | ||
| I mean, he just could, my phone was on a clip and he grabbed it and pulled and it was stuck to my bag. | ||
| I was like, pull harder? | ||
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I don't know. | |
| Well, as I'm reading more about Teespring, I don't know. | ||
| People are saying they don't know. | ||
| Teespring doesn't disclose where they actually produce their stuff from. | ||
| The next one is just puppy fur being made into shirts. | ||
| I'll be looking into this as the days go on. | ||
| They throw puppies into a grinder? | ||
|
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Yes, I gotta admit, I was way off. | |
| Don't eat imes. | ||
| Now you're ragging on Iams! | ||
| No, I'm only doing that because they did stuff too. | ||
| Yeah, they deserve to be ragged on. | ||
| They sure do. | ||
| What did they do? | ||
| Oh, they had like... Horse? | ||
| Yeah, I don't know what they... It was with puppies. | ||
| Recycling puppies? | ||
| Yeah, it was bad. | ||
| They did bad things. | ||
| I don't buy their brands. | ||
| Serving dog meat? | ||
| They were serving dog meat secretly? | ||
| Yeah, I think, yeah, or like testing the meats in ways that were just horrible. | ||
| Like I remember seeing a lot of like, yeah, beagles like stacked on top of each other, which could have just been Fauci's house. | ||
| There weren't a lot of flies though. | ||
| I want to go back and mention, you know, when we talk about like the Trump family, you know, I mentioned it because they're probably gonna be running, but you look at how they go after like Barron. | ||
| Remember when they attacked him for his name and things like that? | ||
| He's like a teenager. | ||
| And for being special needs. | ||
| Oh yeah, he's pretty special. | ||
| Isn't he? | ||
| I don't know, I think he's a little autistic. | ||
| He's slightly autistic, yeah. | ||
| Is he like a math genius or something? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I was always like, yeah, that's what a horrible mental... That would have been really funny if you were trying to defend him and you're like, when they went after him for being special needs, he's not special needs. | ||
| Oh, well, I thought he was special needs. | ||
| I feel for Baron the whole time. | ||
| I kind of felt like that was happening right now. | ||
| Remember when they ran this big story claiming that Don Jr. | ||
| had privy to access to WikiLeaks? | ||
| And then it turned out to be fake. | ||
| The email that he sent about WikiLeaks came well after WikiLeaks had already published a bunch of stuff, and they were trying to make it seem like they were colluding with Russia. | ||
| I mean, I'll do my patented Timcast old liberal confession where I never read stories on the Trump kids, but just from the headlines I would see or the way people would talk about them, I totally just assumed they were just these like privileged drug addicts. | ||
| I kind of assumed they were the same as like similar to like Hunter Biden types. | ||
| And I don't, I didn't know anything. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Meanwhile, Don Jr's out there handing cans of soup to the homeless. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| I certainly didn't see that story. | ||
| I don't know if he's actually doing that either. | ||
| You know who's like Hunter Biden, though, is Nancy Pelosi's son, Paul Pelosi Jr. | ||
| He has a wild history, too. | ||
| He's not as bad a drug addict, but he's every bit as corrupt, I think. | ||
| He might have been used as a patsy, too. | ||
| His dad drove drunk. | ||
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Yep. | |
| As his father. | ||
| That was recently, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, yeah. | ||
| His wife wanted to have sex. | ||
| Drove into a jeep. | ||
| Alright, this is your fault. | ||
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Oh, did we get pulled off? | |
| No, no, no. | ||
| You opened the door in the court of Tim Cass, and now I gotta mention that photo of Nancy Pelosi that went viral. | ||
| Oh no, Tim, why would you do that? | ||
| Oh, I photoshopped it with my face on it. | ||
| Did you really? | ||
| Walking with Hillary. | ||
| I didn't know it was her at first. | ||
| My friend Ellie did. | ||
| One of my friends texted it to me and goes, uh, Jamie's about to become a neolib. | ||
| And I like opened it and I was like, oh no! | ||
| Okay, for those that don't know, it was Nancy Pelosi going to the beach. | ||
| Good for her. | ||
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Bazongas would be the cartoon word I would use. | |
| Massive. | ||
| I was stunned. | ||
|
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Her back hurts. | |
| Who was it who tweeted, like, I'm ashamed at how I feel right now? | ||
| Jessie. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| I was like, I'm not, I don't, that is... I feel like all the pills she takes go right to her breasts. | ||
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I'm still depressed, but these are huge! | |
| Just shaking like maracas. | ||
| Let's get less political and more apocalyptic. | ||
| Yeah, here we go. | ||
| This one's good. | ||
| We gotta play this clip. | ||
| So, Disclose That TV tweeted, New, New York City Emergency Management shared a video today outlining the important steps for New Yorkers to follow if a nuclear attack occurs. | ||
| And my first question is, why? | ||
| And they've created a modernized... | ||
| Let me play this video for you. | ||
|
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So there's been a nuclear attack. | |
| Don't ask me how or why, just know that the big one has hit, okay? | ||
| So, what do we do? | ||
| There are three important steps that I want you to remember. | ||
| Step one, get inside fast. | ||
| You, your friends, your family, get inside. | ||
| And no, staying in the car is not an option. | ||
| You need to get into a building and move away from the windows. | ||
| Step 2. | ||
| Stay inside. | ||
| Shut all doors and windows. | ||
| Step 3. | ||
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Follow media for more information. | |
| Step 3. | ||
| Don't forget to sign up for NotifyNYC for official alerts and updates. | ||
| And don't go outside until officials say it's safe. | ||
| Alright? | ||
| You've got this. | ||
| Like, I couldn't help but notice that it's another emergency preparedness thing about not leaving your home. | ||
| You know, we had like COVID, don't go outside. | ||
| Now it's like nuclear attacks, don't go outside. | ||
| Well, first of all, Tim and I were watching this before we went on air. | ||
| No New York City apartment looks like that. | ||
| When she was like, get into your basement, I was like, what are you, a billionaire? | ||
| A basement? | ||
| My bedroom was my bathroom in New York. | ||
| She means your basement apartment that costs you 800 bucks a month. | ||
| And it's like a single cement cube. | ||
| Also, get inside, are you sure? | ||
| And a lot of those rickety old buildings. | ||
| Oh, right. | ||
| Right. | ||
| After an attack? | ||
| That's a really good point. | ||
| Well, I mean... But they said, they go, get inside and stay away from windows. | ||
| Get inside and make sure you get right to the windows. | ||
| That was the second step. | ||
| It's like, which one do you want me to do? | ||
| Did you say get to the windows? | ||
| Yeah, the first one was get in and get away from the windows, and step number two... Shut doors and windows. | ||
| Shut the doors and windows. | ||
| So what do you want me to do? | ||
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Wow. | |
| I can't shut them, I'm too far away! | ||
| I thought you wanted me to get away from the windows and now you're telling me to go at them. | ||
| I'm already confused and this is just the first instruction. | ||
| I also, her jovial tone was a little jarring. | ||
| When she's like, so there's been an attack. | ||
| And just kind of like sexily walked onto the screen. | ||
| And when she tried to make the joke, like no silly, a car isn't inside, you're about to burn to death. | ||
| It was very bizarre. | ||
| And by inside we mean you'll be under a ton of bricks on fire. | ||
| And the survivors will be having three-headed dead babies for the next ten years. | ||
| When you get up to heaven, what is happening? | ||
| My first question for the panel is... What are you talking about? | ||
| Why are they putting out a How to Survive a Nuclear Strike video? | ||
| Tim, did you not listen to the beginning when she said, don't ask why? | ||
| It doesn't matter how or why. | ||
| It doesn't matter how or why. | ||
| Yes it does, New York lady. | ||
| It definitely matters. | ||
| I think Russia, obviously. | ||
| It feels Cold War-ish, doesn't it? | ||
| I pulled up the nuke map. | ||
| I love this website. | ||
| You pick a city, and then you can pick the weapon. | ||
| So I've chosen the largest ICBM, which is the Titan II Warhead. | ||
| It's a nine megaton bomb. | ||
| There is literally nowhere in New York you will survive. | ||
| New York City, that is. | ||
| New York City, right. | ||
| Well, look, I guess... Where does Queen ends? | ||
| Where does Queens end? | ||
| I'm pretty sure... Flushing? | ||
| Flushing. | ||
| In Jamaica, but... Is that still New York City? | ||
| Flushing's where I used to get dim sum. | ||
| Okay, so you are in the thermal radiation radius and will suffer third-degree burns. | ||
| I suppose you would want to be inside, but I'd imagine I don't know where you're in New York and you'll see an ICBM coming and be like, oh, I better go inside. | ||
| I better get to the basement. | ||
| If you're in like, so look at this, like New Jersey, Hoboken, even Newark, you're in the blast damage area. | ||
| I mean, Newark has been in the blast area for a very long time. | ||
| Yeah, they do already look like this has happened. | ||
| Oh, that's the, yeah, thermal, okay, so the fireball radius takes out the financial district up to around Midtown. | ||
| Union Square and Flatiron gets wiped out in a fireball. | ||
| Then everything around here up to the Bronx, all of the Jersey coast, and up to Queens and Flushing. | ||
| Brooklyn's gone, except for like Coney Island. | ||
| I'm excited for Brooklyn to be like, how do we gentrify rubble? | ||
| But that's the moderate blast damage radius. | ||
| Most residential buildings collapse. | ||
| Injuries are universal. | ||
| Fatalities are widespread. | ||
| Most buildings collapse, but they're telling people to get in their buildings. | ||
| It would be so funny if just Trump Tower survived. | ||
| It would have been funny if in this video she says, if you're in the areas of the Bronx, Flushing, Jamaica, Coney Island, get into your building. | ||
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Everyone else, See you later. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| If you're rich, get into the pod we gave you. | ||
| Let me tell you, this is the Titan II. | ||
| This is the highest yield intercontinental ballistic missile the US has ever deployed. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| If we go for like the larger bombs, so like Ivy Mike is 10 megatons. | ||
| What if we hit it with, for example, sorry not to interrupt, like the one you just said. | ||
| I don't, I think it's only been tested. | ||
| Oh, only been tested? | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| The only news I think we ever used was Fat Boy and, was it Little Boy and Fat Man? | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Little Boy and Fat Man, yeah. | ||
| That was 15 and 20 kiloton. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| So let's say somebody dropped a Fat Man on Manhattan. | ||
| I mean, yeah. | ||
| Okay, maybe then you're like, get inside, because that would only take out the financial district. | ||
| But we're talking about modern ICBMs. | ||
| So, we have the bigger bombs. | ||
| We have Tsar Bomba. | ||
| That's the largest USSR bomb tested. | ||
| It's 50 megatons. | ||
| But that's a gravity bomb, meaning a bomber came in and dropped it. | ||
| They would never get into US airspace. | ||
| Not gonna happen. | ||
| But let's say, the Titan II warhead is nowhere near the current level of technology that we've actually developed, or Russia has. | ||
| And they've actually got a 50 megaton ICBM. | ||
| Okay, you're not going anywhere. | ||
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Sorry. | |
| Oh no, you're toast. | ||
| Like, New York City doesn't exist anymore. | ||
| Stamford is getting hit. | ||
| What else do you got? | ||
| Like, Huntington. | ||
| Oh no, the WWE. | ||
| All gone. | ||
| New Brunswick is gone. | ||
| All of, like, the North, uh, Northeast Jersey coast is just wiped out. | ||
| If the bomb's bigger than nine megatons. | ||
| Hey, what's your thought on why? | ||
| Do you think that New York was like, hey, this is a legitimate threat. | ||
| We need to warn people with weird advice and a goofy PSA. | ||
| Or do you think it is some sort of distraction for something? | ||
| Like, I mean, there was a meeting about this. | ||
| There was a production. | ||
| They made it. | ||
| What do you think they were thinking and why they made it? | ||
| You know what, honestly? | ||
| I have no idea, but I am wondering if they're just sitting there, you know, and the dude's, like, spinning his pen, he's like, we got 30k in the budget and we gotta use it this month. | ||
| It's like, we could do a new PSA. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| That sounds fun! | ||
| You're like, oh, I've been sleeping with this actress who's been dying for work, like, we'll get her in, she's very charming. | ||
| Yeah, we did the fentanyl testing one. | ||
| I mean, really, United Air and box cutters, that's been done. | ||
| What else do we got? | ||
| Comments are turned off on the video. | ||
| Unfortunately, yeah, cuz there's a lot of questions 77 like she says we don't know why yeah, it doesn't matter Also, but yeah, like I want to point out Jamie mentioned this a video. | ||
| She's in like a ritzy loft I mean look at that Look at that couch! | ||
| This is what I'm saying. | ||
| Yeah, she's worth millions and millions. | ||
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Look at the size of that spacious loft. | |
| My apartment's so big, I don't have room for all my stuff. | ||
| I would say it could be like 10 New York hipsters living in one spot. | ||
| Yeah, I was gonna say, where are her 15 roommates? | ||
| But look at her flooring. | ||
| It could be Black Friends, the remake. | ||
| This video was made for rich New Yorkers. | ||
| You know who I'm talking to, everyone. | ||
| Wink. | ||
| Yeah, when the new comes, get inside. | ||
| You know what I mean. | ||
| Get near the windows that have the special drapes. | ||
| I've been listening, Lex Friedman has been talking. | ||
| I don't know, I have a lot of respect for Lex Friedman. | ||
| I don't know if you guys listen to him. | ||
| He's an artificial intelligence scientist. | ||
| Also does jiu-jitsu in Austin. | ||
| He's actually over there in Ukraine right now. | ||
| He does jiu-jitsu? | ||
| He's a pipe out. | ||
| What? | ||
| I know it surprised me too. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| I don't I'm nothing. | ||
| I'm not saying he's better or worse than any of us. | ||
| But he's been concerned about nuclear. | ||
| I mean, when I start hearing other people talk about nuclear war, like I don't really think it's on the table. | ||
| But I mean, I guess everything's on the table. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| What I'm hearing about is these hypersonic weapons that it's like, forget ICBMs. | ||
| They take a while to get here. | ||
| These things are these faster than sound weaponry. | ||
| No, no, I think hypersonic are faster. | ||
| I mean, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, ICBMs are faster. | ||
| You could have a hypersonic ICBM. | ||
| Hypersonic are slower. | ||
| So ICBMs go into space and they move really, really, really fast. | ||
| The issue, I think, with the hypersonic, I could be totally wrong, but I thought it was detection. | ||
| Is that it's, um, like more conventional combat detection. | ||
| It's easier. | ||
| And also we have MIRV weaponry, where like a nuclear weapon explodes in the atmosphere and then creates like 70 new nuclear bombs that all fall. | ||
| It just seems like there's so many warheads in one ICBM. | ||
| Multiple independently targeting re-entries. | ||
| So these singular blast zones are like just quelling fear. | ||
| You know, we'd have like 12 blast zones. | ||
| When I pull up the Titan II and put it over New York and we're like, look at that, what you don't realize is that we've developed something called the Multiple Independently Targeting Reentry Vehicle, a MIRV. | ||
| It goes up into the stratosphere and then breaks and drops 8 to 12 warheads, which could just pepper the whole eastern seaboard. | ||
| That's actually what Hunter Biden calls his, I'm sorry. | ||
| He does pepper the seaboard. | ||
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He's the MIRV we need. | |
| I mean there's part of me I'm not even being conspiratorial like they're trying to cover it up but it's at the best wasteful where we have so many real problems in this country with the economy with mental health with drug addiction with all the stuff we were talking about right now that it's like do we need to spend money on a PSA for like also maybe we're gonna get nuked when we're probably not gonna get nuked. | ||
| I wonder if they're watching the woke-ification of the military and they're like, oh, we need to let people know that this might actually happen. | ||
| Putin may have cancer, which could lead to like mental degradation and desperation. | ||
| Where he's just like, I'm going out on a bang. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And like if he's on like prednisone and it's messing with his thoughts and he's like going to become more likely to do something stupid. | ||
| Because if he's terminal, I don't think he cares about anybody else at that point. | ||
| Except his legacy. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
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Right. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Very good point. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I want to show you this is crazy. | ||
| So if DC were to get hit with a surface strike, we're fine. | ||
| We're up near Charlestown over here. | ||
| So we're totally fine. | ||
| We're fairly far away. | ||
| New York actually gets hit. | ||
| So take a look at this map. | ||
| Wait, New York gets hit? | ||
| With a radioactive fallout. | ||
| From Washington? | ||
| From Washington. | ||
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Whoa. | |
| Look at that. | ||
| It stretches all the way up. | ||
| And we're talking... Boston. | ||
| We're talking... | ||
| This is 500 Rem 34.6, so that's very much right in the center. | ||
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Sorry, I don't think it gives us... Okay, here we go, here we go. | |
| The fallout that would hit New York is one rads per hour. | ||
| Oh, no, I'm sorry. | ||
| No, New York, it's... Whoa! | ||
| New York, it's hit heavy. | ||
| Ten rads per hour. | ||
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Wow. | |
| That's nuts. | ||
| The fallout just... | ||
| Philadelphia's, yo, Baltimore's gone, Bel Air, you're all in the max, the max radius for Fallout. | ||
| That's absolutely brutal. | ||
| Delaware's getting some sprinkles. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Jersey's Jersey. | ||
| I mean, this is a rad as a radiation absorbed dose. | ||
| So it's a unit of measure for radiation. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| About how much that you can take. | ||
| Everybody who plays Fallout know rads are bad. | ||
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Yes. | |
| And this is just from the air sweeping it or is this instantaneously? | ||
| It's the it's the air current moving, carrying the radioactive fallout. | ||
| So we're still safe because the jet stream carries in the other direction. | ||
| But yo, one strike on you have to know like, if it's Russia, whoever or China, they know this. | ||
| If we can pull it up on some silly, silly little website. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, if you just taught it to me, they know this. | ||
| Right, exactly. | ||
| You just taught two comedians on a podcast. | ||
| Yeah, they probably got it. | ||
| It's terrifying. | ||
| The craziest thing about it, the radiation is intentional. | ||
| They could make the bombs have limited or no radiation. | ||
| I don't know about no, but there are nuclear bombs that have no radioactive fallout after the fact. | ||
| Hey, no big deal, Tim, and feel free to say no, but can Dave and I stay here in the basement forever? | ||
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Because I'm very frightened. | |
| Well, I mean, no one's going to nuke Texas. | ||
| Actually, nobody's going to nuke Detroit. | ||
| Oh, that's true. | ||
| I got a house there, and it's already been hit. | ||
| Right, exactly. | ||
| I was going to say, they're going to look at the map and be like, no, we already got Detroit. | ||
| Somebody did this. | ||
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Why would someone do this? | |
| No one's gonna nuke the Dayton Funnybone with both me and Dave. | ||
| We'll be performing in August. | ||
| August, everyone. | ||
| China or Russia, they're looking at a map of cities and they're like, which ones have we hit? | ||
| Putin walks in and he's like, which cities? | ||
| And then they're like pointing and all the smoke rising is like, what about Detroit? | ||
| And they're like, that wasn't us, actually. | ||
| No, no. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Really? | ||
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Well, somebody did a very good job. | |
| Yeah, they did that. | ||
| We have to stop them. | ||
| No, it was the citizens. | ||
| Really? | ||
| They're good. | ||
| Yeah, they just see all the cities that we've destroyed, the way to get us back. | ||
| They're like, I guess we help them rebuild it? | ||
| And they start rebuilding up Detroit. | ||
| They get to Minneapolis, they're like, wait, they fixed this already? | ||
| What about Detroit? | ||
| They're like, no, they just left it. | ||
| I want to talk about something that's serious and silly at the same time. | ||
| Let's jump to the story. | ||
| From TimCast.com, snip for a shake. | ||
| Nashville hot dog joint giving out free milkshakes with proof of vasectomy. | ||
| So, uh, congratulations. | ||
| I saw this tweet where this dude was like, your children will be going to school with immigrants and weirdo conservatives because liberals are all removing themselves from the gene pool. | ||
| I'll just break it down very simply for all y'all. | ||
| More likely to have an abortion, substantially. | ||
| Substantially less likely to have kids. | ||
| Substantially more likely to get hysterectomies, vasectomies, whatever it's called, the tubes tied. | ||
| Ma'am, we're really the party of fun over there. | ||
| More likely to sterilize their own children. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| So, I just gotta say, the liberal left is very unlikely to exist as an ideology or tribal group in 40 years. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| I don't know what everybody's getting so worked up about when they're chanting about being pro-choice. | ||
| It's like, they're really just getting rid of it. | ||
| Conservatives, the reason why abortion was, it was a guarantee that abortion, that Roe v Wade would have been overturned. | ||
| Anybody in the 90s could have just looked at a simple arithmetic and been like in 20 years abortion will be made illegal. | ||
| Why? | ||
| Conservatives have kids. | ||
| Conservatives don't want abortion. | ||
| Liberals abort their kids. | ||
| They want abortion to abort their kids. | ||
| The math is simple. | ||
| Over a long enough period of time, the voting bloc becomes more conservative and then votes away abortion, bringing back more liberals. | ||
| I never thought that would be the main problem with Democrats, is that we aborted all of our voters. | ||
| Well, that's why they want to bring in more immigrants. | ||
| The funny thing is they say that. | ||
| They're like, we want to bring in more immigrants. | ||
| We want to strengthen our voting bloc. | ||
| And then when Tucker Carlson says it, they're like, eh, he's a racist. | ||
| Well, of course, that's the magic word. | ||
| Yeah, of course. | ||
| Well, even RBG was kind of against Roe vs. Wade. | ||
| I mean, my opinion on it is, you know, different than obviously what my show does. | ||
| It's sort of, you know, do what you do. | ||
| I don't care. | ||
| But I just don't think that the way they're going about it right now makes any sense at all. | ||
| Well, and when you, you know, I talk about tribalism and online fighting, how so much of it is fake. | ||
| And when you actually talk to people who disagree with you in real life, you can figure out that a lot of you actually do want the same thing, you know, because you go on Twitter and it's like, well, one party wants to kill women and one party wants to kill babies. | ||
| And I think there are still a lot of people out there who they're not pro-choice because they're pro-abortion, but they're pro-choice in like really terrible circumstances. | ||
| Um, and I think when the left started going, started changing it. | ||
| I think Libby Edmonds tweeted this where she, she's, she had a tweet where it's like when the left stopped saying safe, rare and legal and started almost bragging and boasting about abortions and pushing the term. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| All my abortions, it gets a little gross. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And then it's like, all right, well now people are going to go even harder to overturn it. | ||
| Um, whereas maybe it was safer when it was. | ||
| I want to give you a little bit of pushback, and I'm going to pull up our good friend Shu Onehead with the Ground News Blindspotter. | ||
| I'm pulling this up quite literally because it's actually a bit that Shu did. | ||
| She was doing an ad for Ground News, and she said you can use their Blindspotter to show where you consume your news. | ||
| Shoe on head, on Twitter, 86% of the news that she interacts with leans left. | ||
| 86%. | ||
| 86. | ||
| Does that mean things she comments on, things she clicks on? | ||
| Comments on shares, and it's like Washington Post and Charlotte Observer. | ||
| We'll go back and we'll do, this is what she did, Ben Shapiro. | ||
| And Ben Shapiro is 40% right, 39% left. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| So this is the issue. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| You go to a conservative who's pro-life and they will explain to you the policy, what they think of Roe v. Wade and why. | ||
| You go to a liberal and they'll say the right are evil and they hate women. | ||
| That's what I used to say. | ||
| I mean, that was the conversation I had with Seamus the first time I came on the show. | ||
| That's why I was asking you and Seamus, Lydia, where I was like, hey, can you tell me? | ||
| Because I literally just heard, if you say you're pro-life at all, you just hate women and you want women to give birth to rape babies and that's your life. | ||
| And that it's all about Jesus. | ||
| It makes sense that they're more likely to remove themselves effectively from the gene pool. | ||
| And I'm not saying that to be crass or anything, but it's literally true. | ||
| Can you take me into that? | ||
| Oh yeah, I want to see Jamie's. | ||
| I want to see Jamie's. | ||
| Jamie's changed a lot. | ||
| What's your Twitter? | ||
| Is it just Jamie? | ||
| It's my name. | ||
| This is just a way to plug my Twitter, by the way. | ||
| Oh, my Twitter? | ||
| It's at Jamie Kilstein. | ||
| No, he's biased. | ||
| Don't follow him. | ||
| Am I still super left? | ||
| You're super left. | ||
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It's going to take a while to undo that. | |
| It's 20 years. | ||
| What's your Twitter, Dave? | ||
| At Lando Dave. | ||
| L-A-N-D-A-U-D-A-V-E. | ||
| Can I just take this moment to say that I think that needing to defend your ideas... Look at this guy! | ||
| Dave Landa! | ||
| Perfectly balanced is all things should be. | ||
| That is what you want. | ||
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Look at Bias Crowder over here. | |
| Can everybody who calls me now a right-wing grifter, can I just send them over to this? | ||
| Yeah, sure. | ||
| This political blog spot, what's it called? | ||
| Blindspotters. | ||
| I don't know if that would help the case. | ||
| It's a lot of sense. | ||
| Oh, no, they're saying I'm a right-winger. | ||
| Oh, I guess. | ||
| Oh, I guess. | ||
| It's because you interact with Timcast the most. | ||
| Maybe it's the only one I've seen where it's the majority of it is center. | ||
| But it's because you Timcast. | ||
| I mean, that's kind of cool. | ||
| Timcast. | ||
| That's cool, though. | ||
| Sour Patch Lids. | ||
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Oh, no, not her. | |
| Yeah, that's a badge of honor. | ||
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Wait a second. | |
| Hold on. | ||
| I just always feel like you should actually listen to both sides. | ||
| But the one side is becoming really just way too crazy. | ||
| You know why this is? | ||
| Oh, because you're trolling them. | ||
| Yeah, that too. | ||
| But also because I follow a bunch of journalists. | ||
| That's pretty much why I'm on Twitter. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| I think it was actually the same. | ||
| Tim, that's good. | ||
| So you look at me, you look at Ben Shapiro, you look at Elon Musk, you look at Michael Malice, you look at... Even Jack Posobiec has got more left than leftists. | ||
| But it's obvious. | ||
| This is the issue that's always been with the left. | ||
| I'm still disturbed that mine looked like Noam Chomsky was on Twitter. | ||
| That was very upsetting. | ||
| But this is why Blindspotter is great. | ||
| You know, shout out to Ground News. | ||
| You know, we're not doing a spot spot for them, but this is the issue when it comes to pro-life. | ||
| This is the issue when it comes to taxes. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| They literally have no idea what they're talking about. | ||
| Well, and by the way, that is kind of actually proof to what I was saying where, you know, I was talking to Dave about this beforehand and, you know, I've gotten a couple, I mean, your fans have been awesome. | ||
| But I've had a couple of my old school fans be like, I'm leaving or I'm not going to support the Patreon just because I'm on the show. | ||
| They haven't listened to me on the show. | ||
| They haven't listened to what I said, but because I'm on the show, I'm giving credit to Tim, which therefore is somehow I'm like a Trump supporter. | ||
| It's been very weird messages and. | ||
| That is how a lot of them think. | ||
| Where it's the second you, you know, talk to someone on the right, you're automatically a grifter, you're automatically supporting everything they've ever said and what I'm really enjoying about talking to more conservatives or people in the middle or libertarians or liberals who are disenfranchised with the left is i'm just educating myself i feel like for the first time ever because like you saw my chart where i wasn't being sarcastic when i was like i could tell me pro-life stuff because i don't know like i just learned about guns this year only because i moved to texas | ||
| But it was just, I just had my talk. | ||
| You're given your talking points. | ||
| These are the talking points you just shout, whether it's you're a racist, whether it's you want kids to die if you're pro-gun, you want women to die if you're pro-life, blah blah blah. | ||
| And then you just do those, and you just try to shout as loud as you can, and then you get retweets, and then you go to bed sad and depressed, and that's it. | ||
| Sounds great. | ||
| It was a sweet life. | ||
| Yeah, I just want to say real quick before we move on, I think the case can be made that encouraging diversity of viewpoints like the right wing does much more than the left does. | ||
| And the right has to defend their views much more than the left does. | ||
| It's much more of an echo chamber on Twitter for the left wing. | ||
| But I think that encouraging that diversity of thought is going to mean the literal difference between life or death as far as demographics go. | ||
| We're going to keep right wingers alive. | ||
| What I think this proves is that if you are a balanced individual, you are right-wing, and if you are in a cult, you are left-wing. | ||
| I don't know, I fall center. | ||
| Like, I had 62% center. | ||
| I don't think you need to pick a side. | ||
| But that's because you actually don't do a lot of news. | ||
| It was like TimCast.com was the most... I don't click on a lot of political mags, that's for sure. | ||
| Look, my point is... | ||
| All of these right-wing personalities, Ben Shapiro, his news is from a balanced perspective. | ||
| And they're like, he's far right. | ||
| Michael Malice, he's new right. | ||
| And he consumes more left news than I do. | ||
| Oh, absolutely. | ||
| So if you are someone who gets your news from a mixed batch, and you formed your opinions off of real information, you are considered right-wing. | ||
| That's insane. | ||
| The left are people who are in an echo chamber who have no idea what's happening in the world, and the right is everyone else. | ||
| Oh, absolutely. | ||
| Well, I assure you, too, like we looked at Crowder's, it's probably because when we look at our show all day, we all watch CNN. | ||
| We all watch every bit of left-wing media because we have to look at our side against that. | ||
| So that's the only thing we consume all day is to see what their side is. | ||
| We don't watch any other news source than that. | ||
| So I'm sure by the time he jumps on Twitter, it's like, all right, well, what's this, this and this, you know, to kind of see where those certain talking points are for me. | ||
| Like when I got into you is because somebody who had a viewpoint I had where I always felt that I was, I was left, I was always raised in that kind of group, friends, whatever, I just thought the world was a certain way. | ||
| I don't even know if I'd say right or whatever this is now. | ||
| I just know that it's completely gone to a place where I have been pushed over to this side, in the business that I'm in, being a comedian, wanting what I want. | ||
| Like we were talking about punk music, like Johnny Rotten said, he never thought he'd live to see the day. | ||
| That, you know, the rights were the ones giving the middle finger to the establishment. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Or Trey Parker said that the right is the new punk rock. | ||
| It's just different now. | ||
| It's shifted. | ||
| Because it's gone so far the other way that anything that you say is just completely unforgivable and 95% of the internet outrage is for currency, not because they actually feel anything. | ||
| I really believe that. | ||
| So I view that as the exception on the right and the rule on the left. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The right has a whole bunch of people who are genuinely saying, like, here are my thoughts. | ||
| And then the left has the majority of their prominent figures are, what do I have to say to rile people up? | ||
| The right has those people, but it's the exception, not the rule. | ||
| And the left has some good people who make points they believe in, but they're not the most prominent. | ||
| Um Dave as a comic was there, I don't really know, was there like a transition or like a creep moment for you? | ||
| Because we were talking about you were opening for Chappelle when Chappelle was doing stuff against George Bush and all this stuff. | ||
| When did, did you just get the gig at Crowder's as a gig and then it started happening or was there like a creep? | ||
| Well, I was at Anthony Kumia's show, who I always loved from Opie and Anthony. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| And I was there for years, and I was already then, and I used to sub Mike Malice's show all the time, because he would go on the road to different shows and everything, and I just liked doing his show, because I just turned it into just kind of like a weekend update. | ||
| You know, dick jokes that Mike would appreciate, and then make it as dark as humanly possible. | ||
| And I always like doing that but because I joined that network all of a sudden I had people angry at me because of something that Anthony didn't actually say but was said that was said. | ||
| Right. | ||
| A guy who was Patrice O'Neill's best friend and a show everybody wanted to be on who all of a sudden was an outcast. | ||
| That's what I grew up on. | ||
| I grew up on all of the, you know, yeah, I was opening for Patrice who I went to find out about if it wasn't opening Anthony and all those guys. | ||
| Yeah, and Anthony is one of my heroes. | ||
| So now I'm sitting next to one of my heroes and you see this bitterness come out where all of a sudden it's like, well that guy's racist, that guy's this, that guy's that, I can't believe Mike Malice is alt-right. | ||
| It's like, no, you're just, you don't understand anything and you just want to be enraged either by the fact that I'm doing something that you want to do or because somebody else has told you something that you want to believe. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| But you weed out who your real friends are very, very fast. | ||
| Oh, you're telling me, for sure. | ||
| And I've learned that through even being on Crowder. | ||
| Crowder and I clicked. | ||
| His dad grew up in Detroit, kind of by where I did, and we connected. | ||
| That's how I met Stephen. | ||
| And as a result of that, yeah, I've caught a lot of crap for it, but at the same time, I've gotten a lot of great fans from it and met a lot of good people. | ||
| And that's just part of this. | ||
| I mean, that's just part of this game. | ||
| With Jamie, it was actually a really interesting transformation. | ||
| I remember we first met, he was protesting one of our events, and he threw a brick at me. | ||
| Right, yeah. | ||
| And then we brought him inside, and he was like, I will always be your rival and enemy, and then I hand him a check, and he looked at the number and said, I'm pro-life one. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Yeah, I actually wrote MAGA on the brick. | ||
| He got on the phone, he told his girlfriend to keep the baby. | ||
| That was actually a joke we did on Cast Castle where Jamie's like, I'm not going to these right-wing events and then, was it Carter? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's like, oh that's a bummer, they're taking a private plane. | ||
| I'm like, you know what, I gotta bring everyone together. | ||
| I was throwing a milkshake at a gay Asian reporter, right? | ||
| Did you get, um, did comedy clubs ever try to stop you or because you had a following from this new audience, they didn't care and it was just more people on Twitter? | ||
| Um, at first, for a second, they did. | ||
| And then, uh, like somewhere like, well, I don't, then tickets were being sold and they were like, I don't mind. | ||
| No big deal. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Everything. | ||
| I am loud with Crowder as well. | ||
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| Yeah. | ||
| It's all business. | ||
| And people have. | ||
| And I remember my buddy Freddy's a black dude who runs Hartford, Connecticut, not to say race, but it is important to the story. | ||
| They were proud boys standing in line. | ||
| And I was like, oh, I don't know if that's a good look. | ||
| And he goes, why? | ||
| They're not allowed to laugh. | ||
| And I was like, why do I say anything? | ||
| It's just because it's all a business and when you break it into the actual reality of a situation What I'm really interested in doing is we've got we've got Tim cast skateboards that we just we just designed we've got Step on snuck and find out it's like just like the t-shirt. | ||
| Yeah, and then we have some some stock just like it says like Tim cast It's like I've sent them to skate shops because I mentioned this before if you have a skate shop and you want some free boards We're gonna send you free boards and you can sell them for whatever you want skate shops mind you And, uh, I want to put on contests. | ||
| And so I've had a conversation with some people about contests, and like, oh man, you know, people might be worried about, like, the politics, and I'll be like, we'll do a massive cash prize. | ||
| Like, we, we, we obviously can't rival some of the biggest cash prizes, but we'll get a couple grand up there, so it's like, it'll, it will, it will be a contest. | ||
| People are like, oh, you know, like, it's a couple grand for a day's work, you know, or more. | ||
| And I was told, yeah, but some people might just be like, it's not worth it because you're going to make maybe $40,000 in contests this year and you do that one for $5,000, like $10,000 first place. | ||
| Uh-oh. | ||
| Now all these people who might pretend to have political convictions might be like, Oh, and by the way, can I tell you... Order up my yearly income in one day. | ||
| Come on down to the skate contest. | ||
| We're not gonna do anything crazy. | ||
| We're not gonna be political. | ||
| We're gonna have a regular old skate contest, but we're gonna do a good cash prize, big event, bring out the families, get everybody invited, and we'll see who really is gonna put their money where their mouth is. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Well, and also the frustrating thing for... | ||
| What I try to tell people, the ones who are bailing on me for being on this show, is I've already had, I've been on this show, what, this is my fourth time in a couple weeks, I've already had fans come to my show who discovered me on here, who didn't know about me or discovered me on here. | ||
| What the left doesn't understand is now I have a room full of liberals and conservatives and some stuff I say makes fun of liberals and some stuff I say makes fun of conservatives and a lot of stuff I say makes fun of me and we're all laughing together. | ||
| That is what you should want. | ||
| You should want conservatives to hear my view. | ||
| You should want Liberals, to hear my view, when we do just stay in this echo chamber just to feel good about ourselves, you're actually not convincing anyone. | ||
| That's why there's so much infighting on the left, because they have no one else to argue with, because they don't even talk to conservatives or moderates. | ||
| So then they just, like, eat their own. | ||
| Resistance. | ||
| It's a natural part of existence. | ||
| We need resistance to survive. | ||
| If a tree doesn't have wind resistance, it falls over and dies. | ||
| It makes it stronger. | ||
| We need that. | ||
| Yeah, and part of comedy should be, it should feel a little icky at times. | ||
| Like, you want it to feel a little evil and fun. | ||
| Like, if everything you say is supposed to be offensive, or is never offensive, why go to comedy? | ||
| Right. | ||
| It's supposed to feel a little bit too much. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Why would you go to something that triggers you? | ||
| Like, why is it supposed to? | ||
| Here's the deal, like, here's the deal. | ||
| Fat, look fat. | ||
| With these comedy things, you've got these millennials who are Fluffy, pink, and uncalloused, right? | ||
| Squishy. | ||
| Squishy and frail. | ||
| Their parents took care of all the problems for them. | ||
| They grew up in the epitome of luxury, so they've never actually been struck for any reason. | ||
| At all. | ||
| No one should be, but it kind of happens for a lot of people. | ||
| It should be. | ||
| I know what you mean. | ||
| I've tweeted that. | ||
| Everyone should work retail, get punched in the face, and one more thing. | ||
| Sometimes that can all happen in a day, working retail. | ||
| Here's my point. | ||
| These people are soft. | ||
| So when you say a mean word to them, it's the most pain they've ever felt. | ||
| So to them, it's like, you have caused me the most pain I've ever experienced. | ||
| Growing up in the city you get into fights. | ||
| I don't care if someone says naughty words to me. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But what happens then is they go to a comedy show. | ||
| The most comedy they've heard is probably like Teen Titans Go or you know Fairly OddParents or Powerpuff Girls. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| So they're watching these doofy little cartoons where the joke is that someone spilled milk and then cried and it's like He's crying over spilled milk! | ||
| Oh, it's so funny! | ||
| Then you go to a comedian and he says, he calls you a slur, and you're like, and it's like he punched you in the gut. | ||
| It's the worst pain you've ever experienced. | ||
| They lose their minds. | ||
| Well, I finally started reading Coddling of the American Mind. | ||
| And, you know, some of these college protests, when they were protesting Milo or protesting Ben Shapiro, they were literally saying, we have to use violence because their words are violence against me. | ||
| And it's like, they're not violence, though. | ||
| Yeah, that concerns me. | ||
| You could break someone's eardrums with a loud enough noise. | ||
| In that instance, volume amplification can be construed as violence. | ||
| Sure, sure. | ||
| But the definitions of the words are not violence. | ||
| No. | ||
| Of course, Marilyn, or not Marilyn Manson, what's his name? | ||
| Charles Manson. | ||
| Sorry, Marilyn. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Different Mansons. | ||
| I wouldn't apologize to Marilyn. | ||
| He's got a whole bunch of things. | ||
| Oh yeah, he's going through something right now. | ||
| That's new. | ||
| You can incite violence with words, but the words are not violence. | ||
| Violence happens as a result of the incitement of the usage of the peaceful form of communication. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| I mean, comedy's just fun when it's edgy, man. | ||
| I mean, the stuff we grew up on... You're supposed to have an edge, that's the point. | ||
| Your edge may not even be dirty, though. | ||
| I mean, that's the thing. | ||
| Stephen Wright has an edge. | ||
| It's not a dirty edge, but it's an edge. | ||
| I mean, there's an edge to everything. | ||
| Some edges are sharp, some are blunt. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You can do really good, wholesome comedy, for sure. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| But it's weird... Nanette! | ||
| I'm just kidding. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| But talking about poop and stinky... Like, you gotta be able to talk about the dirty stuff, too. | ||
| You have to, I really... George Carlin had, like, the hippie to be weatherman. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| It was non-offensive, it poked at nobody, it was not edgy at all, it was a good bit. | ||
| It was just an impersonation of a silly weatherman. | ||
| And it was a trend, you know, it was him sort of evolving from that two-man group that he was in and getting into this new hippie phase. | ||
| And then all of a sudden he stopped telling jokes and started just railing on the federal government. | ||
| And then getting arrested with Lenny Bruce. | ||
| Yeah, literally with him. | ||
| Tim, I'm glad you brought up Carlin too because it's been so interesting on Twitter in different different times in the last couple years seeing the right | ||
| use Carlin to hold up their point or then seeing the left use Carlin to hold up | ||
| their point and it's like that's how you know he was good that's how you know he | ||
| was good he he was just speaking his honest thoughts and if the right can | ||
| grab onto it because there's something he said about free speech cool if | ||
| the left can grab onto it because it's something he said about environmentalism | ||
| or abortion cool he wasn't trying to pander to either side he was just | ||
| looking being him look They just put up that thing on Netflix where he gave a speech at his alma mater. | ||
| And I didn't watch the whole thing. | ||
| I watched just a few minutes of it. | ||
| But it's a little bit of what he says. | ||
| He's like, you just gotta be the kind of person who's strong and knows yourself. | ||
| You can't let these people get mad at you or whatever. | ||
| And for a long time he did, like he lived leaving the thing that he loved and had to deal with that and then come back and then deal with it 10 times more than he had to deal with it before. | ||
| Before it was because people almost loved him too much and he couldn't stand going to the grocery store, being hounded, being attacked, and now it's the opposite. | ||
| You know what I don't understand? | ||
| Is that if you would do something you love and then people try to cancel you and say, oh this is a bad thing, like comedy is the perfect example. | ||
| I don't understand how someone could stop. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| Like, I enjoy skateboarding. | ||
| Imagine a bunch of people started protesting, saying like, you're destroying the trees, you're promoting a destructive lifestyle. | ||
| I'd be like, okay, well that sucks your piss, but I like doing it, I'm gonna keep doing it. | ||
| I did always wonder why you skateboard while spraying aerosol cans in the air. | ||
| Just two of us unloading them. | ||
| Lighting forest fires. | ||
| It's because I don't like winter. | ||
| I'm doing my part. | ||
| Speaking of forestry, I'm tired of snowmen. | ||
| That's a great point. | ||
| I can't imagine being a comedian, being like, I love telling these jokes. | ||
| Oh, I just thought of something that was really screwed up that happened to me that's really funny. | ||
| And then people are like, you're a racist. | ||
| Like, I better not tell anybody ever, ever again. | ||
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| If you love doing it, like, tell your jokes, you know? | ||
| We're all going to be dead one day. | ||
| I mean, that's the reality. | ||
| So just do it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, that's, I mean, I realize that's bleak. | ||
| No, but I mean, you might as well do what you love. | ||
| It's funny you're saying that, but then like, you know, in 10 years they discover immortality and then like, well, they're going to be defaking. | ||
| They'll be defaking your face with making you say things that you never said is a form of, well, I don't know, comedy? | ||
| Damnation? | ||
| I don't know what it's for. | ||
| Plus now that we all know if there's a nuke, you just have to go inside and we'll be fine. | ||
| I think we're fine. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| We're going to live forever. | ||
| Have you heard these AI songs? | ||
| They've taken songs and then they've asked AI or machine learning algorithms to make the song longer. | ||
| Oh, they've been making music with no soul for years. | ||
| This is crazy. | ||
| They'll be like, you're talking about boy bands. | ||
| They take a song and they say, add two more verses and then the AI will create. | ||
| And it's like, you can hear the person singing, but it's gibberish. | ||
| I was listening. | ||
| It's not horrible. | ||
| It's just weird. | ||
| Imagine they do this for comedians. | ||
| They take all the comedy you've ever done, load it up into a machine learning algorithm or AI, and then say, make jokes. | ||
| Better yet, you know how Facebook is apparently they're gonna make dead, they're gonna make like AI ghosts? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Imagine they take your Facebook profile along with your comedy and then create a you facsimile and then have it write comedy. | ||
| It's gonna I was thinking it was a Duncan Trussell on Rogan. | ||
| They were talking about a I might have been Duncan talking about this AI image generator now where you can be like show me Joe Rogan flying on a Pegasus in the style of Da Vinci. | ||
| After you're saying that I can confirm it was Duncan. | ||
| It will, yeah, and it will write it. | ||
| It will draw it up. | ||
| And they're saying, you know, in the future, it's going to be porn. | ||
| It's going to be, you're going to be like, show me Joe Rogan getting railed by three guys. | ||
| And it's like, it's going to show you that in animated, it's going to be create animations of what you say. | ||
| So it'd be like, tell me Dave Lando talking, telling jokes about cats with Tim Pool's accent. | ||
| I can do that right now. | ||
| And that's what I'm talking about, dude! | ||
| It is coming! | ||
| Doll-E is, so, so, there's the Doll-E mini that everyone memes. | ||
| That's a good word to end it with. | ||
| That's what it's called. | ||
| I'm good at buttons. | ||
| Doll-E mini. | ||
| Everyone memed it, because you'd go in and someone wrote, like, uh, Brian Stalter as a potato, and then it creates these weird images that are kind of... Him? | ||
| It's just him. | ||
| But there's a thing. | ||
| Him with butter on his... The actual Doll-E system is private. | ||
| But it creates detailed, really... So the example they give is like, draw me an astronaut riding a horse in the desert in colored pencil. | ||
| And then it generates that image. | ||
| Next will be animation. | ||
| Then it's gonna be even video games. | ||
| You'll be like, play me a game like Slay the Spire with the art form of Fallout 4 and the game will be created in front of you. | ||
| Ten years. | ||
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| We could already do, there's already websites that can make AI songs for you. | ||
| You go in, and you say, I want a song in this theme, in this tempo, with these kind of instruments, and then it will generate and give you like 10 different versions. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Bro, after hearing all this stuff. | ||
| We're ruining life. | ||
| Yeah, I'm like a week living in West Virginia, and I'm about to buy an axe and a shotgun and just move into the woods. | ||
| Like, I'm done with all this stuff. | ||
| You're like halfway there. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You just need a manifesto and a good mailing system. | ||
| So, they've done these studies and found that people's self-reported happiness increases when they get out of cities. | ||
| Of course, of course. | ||
| Can I just tell you, every day when I come up to the studio, there are wild raspberries everywhere. | ||
| There's just hundreds of them. | ||
| Guys, I don't want to blow up Tim for you to realize that he's actually a really great guy, but every time I meet him in the driveway, he gets so excited to give me fresh raspberries, and it's the most wholesome thing I've ever seen. | ||
| Jamie, come here to the brush! | ||
| Under the trees! | ||
| He's like, what are you doing? | ||
| I'm like, this way, this way! | ||
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I swear to God, that is not far from what happened. | |
| And the last time it happened, little bunnies were actually going by. | ||
| It's true! | ||
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And I was like, if only people knew this is real Tim Pool. | |
| It just rolls up to you like Wonka. | ||
| This is legit. | ||
| Yes! | ||
| Jamie's laughing because he's a city folk. | ||
| He doesn't understand. | ||
| Bro, up on the mountain, you're walking down the street and there's bunnies. | ||
| The bunnies don't run from you when you walk past them. | ||
| When you're driving, they might. | ||
| But they just stand there. | ||
| And then we saw one bunny today and his ears went down and his eyes got all big and he just looked at me and I walked over. | ||
| I started pulling these berries. | ||
| It's like candy is everywhere. | ||
| And then the best part, the best best part, up in the mountain is when there's just chickens everywhere. | ||
| Because people have chickens, they just let them go. | ||
| And then the chickens walk around looking at you. | ||
| You know, I used to joke to friends, so I spent COVID, I realized yesterday, that where I have lived, you know, when people say, oh, you | ||
| get more conservative as you get older. I'm like, that's not true. And then I looked at | ||
| where I lived and it went Park Slope, LA, Arizona, Texas, West Virginia. Oh, it's true. It's a | ||
| hundred percent true. And I, I will say over COVID, you know, I was still more liberal | ||
| than I am now. | ||
| I would kind of joke around like, ooh, I kind of like being a liberal, but in a conservative state where I get freedom. | ||
| And now, you know, I'm more, I will call myself a bleeding heart centrist. | ||
| But I, if I didn't live in Arizona and Texas, it was the first year I was ever single. | ||
| I've dealt with depression really bad my whole life. | ||
| I had a blast because I could actually go outside and people weren't looking at me weird if I wasn't wearing a mask outside and when I got to Texas I could do jujitsu again and everybody was fine and we were still trying to take care of each other and if someone got but it was fine we were doing jujitsu every day when New York and LA were still horribly locked down like I don't think depression wise if I was still in LA like there's part of me that I don't think if I would have Made it. | ||
| Like, being in nature, being in a more free state, it was the first time that I was like, oh, okay, yeah, maybe the east coast liberal, left coast liberal thing. | ||
| Wait, there's not a lot of OnlyFans accounts with the background as bunnies and rats. | ||
| Oh yeah, that's pretty AI to draw. | ||
| I look out my window. | ||
| Blue Ridge Mountains. | ||
| Yeah, how can you not be happy? | ||
| I walk outside. | ||
| Yo, the field? | ||
| Bees everywhere. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I had a dream about the non-stingy ones. | ||
| The non-stingy ones. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And they're chilling. | ||
| You could walk through the field and they just float around. | ||
| Whoa. | ||
| It's like birds. | ||
| And then the birds are singing. | ||
| We've got wild black raspberry. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| We've got wild blackberry. | ||
| The wine berries are dominant. | ||
| They're considered, they're illegal in New York actually. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Really? | ||
| You, you, you, well, even possession I think. Yeah, possession of wine. They're called wine raspberries. That's | ||
| why they were doing stop and frisk. They're illegal in New York and Connecticut. That's how insane these cities have | ||
| become. That's insane dude. The reason they're illegal is because they're considered invasive and they dominate and | ||
| take over and kill off other raspberries, blackberries. I got to say though, black, wild black raspberry tastes the | ||
| best. Yeah. And And there's a lot less of them because they get destroyed by the wineberry. | ||
| We took a bike ride up to Sharpsburg, which is just a little bit north of Harpers Ferry on the Maryland side. | ||
| Got some wings and some ice cream. | ||
| On the way there, it's just wild raspberry as far as the eye can see. | ||
| The interesting thing was I saw a plant, you can see they're very thorny, and then I noticed they'd all been picked. | ||
| There are, like, hikers and people who travel with backpacks who just walk the Appalachian Trail and they eat the wild berries. | ||
| You know, man, you get out of the city, life just becomes so much more magical and fun. | ||
| It is. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| It really is. | ||
| Did you guys grow up in or out of a city? | ||
| Oh, mulberries too. | ||
| Mulberries everywhere. | ||
| I grew up in, I was born in Detroit, but we grew up in a suburb called Grosse Pointe Woods on the border of Harper Woods, which is like 8 mile and 94 in Detroit. | ||
| So I grew up in like the lower middle class, middle class part of like a wealthy city. | ||
| And then like the poorest east side, at the time, the worst city in America, which is the east side of Detroit. | ||
| So it was like we were, we were like right on the line. | ||
| So it was a really interesting place to grow up because I knew kids that had everything and I knew kids that had nothing and it was a really, really kind of a cool, yeah, really a cool. | ||
| Yeah, I was in Jersey. | ||
| I was in between Princeton, very wealthy, and Trenton. | ||
| So kind of the same deal. | ||
| Yeah, there's almost a, there's really a line called Mack Avenue and at the time in Detroit that was like, Time Magazine even did an article on it for the The difference in income was so insane because you're talking about like a million dollars a year and then like nothing. | ||
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| We had, I was in like Northeast Ohio, so we'd had farm town like relatives and I was, it was so boring as a kid. | ||
| Like, oh, we're going out to the farm. | ||
| Yuck. | ||
| Where's my Nintendo? | ||
| Northeast Ohio near Akron? | ||
| Cuyahoga Falls? | ||
| Oh yeah, for sure. | ||
| I do the funny stop a lot. | ||
| It's right in Cuyahoga Falls. | ||
| Hell yeah. | ||
| I was just there yesterday, dude. | ||
| Oh yeah, right on, dude. | ||
| So it wasn't until my adult life that I've learned this appreciation for nature. | ||
| And maybe this is part of like, as you get older, you appreciate conservatism. | ||
| I was obsessed with video games and technology as a kid. | ||
| Now, like, man, just watching the horizon. | ||
| We were out on a boat a couple of weeks ago, and my friend's son was like, hey, look at this video of, or show me the trailer. | ||
| I was like, you know, when I'm outside, I kind of want to enjoy the horizon. | ||
| It's another kind of experience. | ||
| Every post in the Bay, had an osprey on it. | ||
| It was so cool. | ||
| We gotta do that more. | ||
| Yeah, I was out with my son. | ||
| Even last weekend, over the 4th of July, we had no internet and cell phone service, we realized. | ||
| Which was frustrating for the first couple hours. | ||
| And then for four days, it was the greatest day. | ||
| I realized, why am I so happy? | ||
| Like, I feel cheery and, like, not angry and, like, this is nice. | ||
| And I realize, oh, I haven't looked at my phone obsessively at all. | ||
| Like, this is why I feel okay. | ||
| There's no noose but fishing with my son. | ||
| Every time I leave my phone at home, there's five minutes of, oh no, followed by just, I'm free! | ||
| It's just complete bliss. | ||
| I just bought an EMF frequency blocking fanny pack. | ||
| For myself. | ||
| So I'm going to put my cell phone in there. | ||
| It's going to block the radiation. | ||
| Hopefully I won't be getting bombarded by it. | ||
| And you might be able to have it with you without having to feel the effects. | ||
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| Well, you'll put your phone in it and it'll stop receiving or sending signals. | ||
| So you just like get off the grid, man. | ||
| It's nice. | ||
| That's why when I was driving here, I was like, this is spectacular. | ||
| Because you can go from like a city-ish, at least cities kind of, you know, into you're like, wow, look at this is beautiful. | ||
| There's a deer! | ||
| It's right up in my car, John! | ||
| It is true. | ||
| Like when you're driving up, there's a bunch of rabbits and deer. | ||
| Yeah, I saw several. | ||
| They mostly just do their thing. | ||
| So I have an electric motorcycle that I go to and from for coming in from the studio. | ||
| The deer don't care. | ||
| No, I mean they were just sit there eating they stare at you when we were letting off fireworks on the fourth the deer just watching Yeah, and I was like they weren't scared at all. | ||
| They're just chilling. | ||
| I mean they were chanting build a wall which was a little unsettling. | ||
| We gotta get super chats but I'm saying one thing. | ||
| The best thing was we have Cocktown now. | ||
| We have Chicken City and we have Cocktown. | ||
| Fine by us. | ||
| Because all the roosters, we can't have all the roosters in one place. | ||
| Which is unfortunate because they sing. | ||
| Do you hear them in secession? | ||
| They were harmonizing out there. | ||
| It's really funny. | ||
| Seriously? | ||
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| So, roosters can live together if there's no girls around. | ||
| So, all the boys... I feel that, bro. | ||
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| Right. | ||
| We brought all the boys to... So stupid. | ||
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Sorry. | |
| ...to Fridamistan, and they have their own little area now. | ||
| It's got an electric fence around it. | ||
| It's got a coop around it. | ||
| We showed up and there was this, this like, I guess teenager deer. | ||
| It was like a dude, dude deer. | ||
| And he was just like staring at the roosters, watching them. | ||
| We walked up and he was just in the coop area, like in our yard, surrounded by all the fences and everything. | ||
| And it was just like, what's this guy doing? | ||
| And he just looks at us and he looks back at the roosters like, whoa, he's just like really excited to be a deer. | ||
| You know, it was just cool. | ||
| I just want to say one more thing. | ||
| The nature stuff. | ||
| That's huge. | ||
| I mean, I remember being in L.A. | ||
| once and putting my phone down. | ||
| I was just walking to Jiu Jitsu in Pasadena and looking up and seeing mountains and realizing that I literally had not noticed mountains on my walk to Jiu Jitsu because I'm just always looking at my phone. | ||
| And you will feel like you are on drugs, which if you're a kid listening, drugs are bad. | ||
| The other thing I want to say, though, is back to what we were talking about with the comedy clubs, is when you also get off your phone and get off Twitter, you realize that we are not as horrible as Twitter would make you feel. | ||
| And there are good people out there on both sides. | ||
| Last thought before Super Chats. | ||
| There was a power outage in LA, I think it was in the early 90s, and people inundated the police with phone calls of a mysterious thing in the sky. | ||
| It was the Milky Way. | ||
| They had never seen it because of light pollution. | ||
| Do you see it in LA? | ||
| It's a story that I read about LA. | ||
| Maybe it's not real, whatever. | ||
| Can we see it out here? | ||
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Wow. | |
| You can on some night. | ||
| Well, I don't know about the Milky Way itself. | ||
| I see a lot of star clusters, though, out there. | ||
| And they made fire in the sky. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Alright, we gotta go to Super Chats. | ||
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| I'm gonna read this one right away, because we just got it from Mr. Meeseeks, who says, Tim, my son was just born and I wanted to use this chat to tell my wife she's going to be a great mother. | ||
| Nice job. | ||
| Aww. | ||
| All right, if you haven't already, would you kindly smash that like button, subscribe to this channel, and head over to TimCast.com. | ||
| At 11 p.m., we are going to be publishing, just about then, a members-only version of this show, the TimCast IRL After Hours, which is not for kids, it is not family-friendly, it is uncensored, and I can only imagine it'll probably be fun. | ||
| It'll be really funny. | ||
| Dave's been writing, taking notes, and just holding it up. | ||
| But I think we'll have fun, so. | ||
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| Oh, we got another super chat about babies. | ||
| Spencer Jones says, shout out to my wife, Nicole, who just gave birth to my healthy twin daughter and son. | ||
| Need some Step On's Neck Onesies for them. | ||
| We have those, right? | ||
| That would be a real bummer if they were writing to the same girl and they didn't know. | ||
| We have Step On's Neck Onesies. | ||
| I believe we do, yes. | ||
| Congratulations. | ||
| Raymond G. Maga. | ||
| Raymond G. Maga Stanley Jr. | ||
| says, ahoy, Dave. | ||
| It was a blast having you on IRL. | ||
| Awesome. | ||
| Ahoy to you. | ||
| Ahoy. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Hank the Hokage Hill. | ||
| That would be hilarious. | ||
| Says, Tim, there is no way that iCloud story isn't being suppressed by corporate media. | ||
| I Googled yesterday and found one story. | ||
| Ron Donald 2024. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Isn't it? | ||
| Um, whenever you try and search one of these stories, it says, it seems like this results are changing a whole lot. | ||
| I saw that today. | ||
| I saw someone screenshot. | ||
| I was looking it up and that's what it said. | ||
| I'm like, Oh, maybe it was you. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No, I didn't tell you about it. | ||
| I was doing my research and it's the same thing happened. | ||
| Jeez. | ||
| We have confirmation that our current Teespring does not offer onesies, but you can get children's t-shirts there. | ||
| We don't have onesies? | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
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I thought we did. | |
| Not through Teespring, anyway. | ||
| Right off the kid making them. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Bootless Regent says, Dave, thanks for coming to Lapeer. | ||
| I was too drunk to thank you properly at the time. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| My pleasure. | ||
| Thanks for coming to the show. | ||
| Where's Lapeer? | ||
| Uh, it's, uh, uh, in Michigan, kind of, uh, just a bit outside Detroit. | ||
| And people were good and hammered because I decided to just do a local bar. | ||
| And it was fun, though. | ||
| Two-pack shows, which is full of fun people. | ||
| Has it gotten better after COVID? | ||
| I mean, I would imagine the answer is yes, but how much better is it since the restrictions have been lifted? | ||
| It's nice there, especially because they were very, very bad. | ||
| A lot of people lost businesses and livelihoods because Whitmer, the governor there, is just ruthless. | ||
| So to watch everything kind of turn around is very nice. | ||
| So it's way, way better there now. | ||
| Stefan Buxev says, Hey Tim, give Eric July a shout out. | ||
| His Rippaverse launch was today. | ||
| He's already over 790,000 in sales and still rolling. | ||
| What is that? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| What is Rippaverse? | ||
| I keep hearing about it. | ||
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Oh, wow. | |
| That's cool. | ||
| I think he was wondering if he could sell 10,000 copies and people are like, yeah, hold my beer. | ||
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That's super cool. | |
| That's awesome. | ||
| Paulo says, Tim, when are you going to upload an edited skate video part? | ||
| Would love to see one. | ||
| Eh, it's never really my thing. | ||
| You know, I've always filmed some clips throughout my life, but never really to make anything too crazy. | ||
| There's a bunch of old videos of me on YouTube from like 2004 and 2005 skateboarding. | ||
| But, I don't know, maybe. | ||
| You know, we're planning a show, which is gonna be skateboarding, it's gonna be probably its own website, at Freedomistan. | ||
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| But the supply chain crunch is making it impossible to build stuff. | ||
| So, I think I've got a call with this big company for skate park construction, because we want to do contests. | ||
| So the way contests will work is we'll do a contest with a bunch of ramps we build. | ||
| Then when the contest is over, we either leave the ramp there as a permanent skate park for the city as like a gift, or we pick them up, semi-dismantle them, and load them back and bring them to our place to use. | ||
| So I think we might actually end up building skate parks for local communities. | ||
| That's awesome. | ||
| Good for you. | ||
| You find an area with some good ground, and then you might spend like $50,000 Build a small little park do a small little contest and then the community gets to keep the skatepark. | ||
| Oh, that's awesome Yeah, it's it's difficult because it can get really really expensive. | ||
| So 50k Would make a really great indoor park, but if you're doing outdoor materials, it gets more and more expensive You'll need steel or something like that All right. | ||
| I mean, in 90s movies, they just skated through malls. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| There's an abandoned mall out here. | ||
| Or just smoked weed and beat the crap out of people at skateboards. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| Gleaming the Cube, man. | ||
| I don't know what Gleaming the Cube means. | ||
| I think it's a movie. | ||
| It's a movie. | ||
| And I don't know what the phrase means. | ||
| I knew Mr. Meeseeks. | ||
| Gleaming the Cube. | ||
| It was a skateboarding movie. | ||
| Oh, 1989. | ||
| Christian Slater. | ||
| I don't think Gleaming the Cube is an actual sign from skateboarding. | ||
| It's not Pump Up the Volume. | ||
| What is it, though? | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| Gleaming the Cube itself? | ||
| Is that the name of the movie? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's got Christian Slater, Stephen Bauer, Richard Hurd star. | ||
| Man, I haven't seen that in years. | ||
| Probably since 1989, roughly. | ||
| I thought it was sci-fi. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| By the name. | ||
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My drunk uncle says it's Magamonth! | |
| It's MAGA month. | ||
| Oh, yeah, it is. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| Oh, I still haven't had the hot dogs because I just got back today. | ||
| Oh, we still have a whole bunch, right? | ||
| Very excited. | ||
| I have not checked. | ||
| I didn't have any of them this time around yet. | ||
| Yeah, but we'll do it together. | ||
| Yeah, we'll have to see. | ||
| Grilling on the weekends. | ||
| It's like 4th of July forever. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Until the end of the month. | ||
| MAGA month. | ||
| All right. | ||
| What do we got here? | ||
| Some super chats. | ||
| John Einerson says, Miss the Hawk Dave, will you ever come to Florida? | ||
| Also, Tim, did you ever play Mass Effect, one of the best RPG trilogies in my opinion? | ||
| I didn't. | ||
| I might grow the hawk back one day. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It depends. | ||
| A mustache and a hawk might be too much, but I might do it. | ||
| I might. | ||
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| And I'll be in Florida. | ||
| I'll be in Florida, Tampa Improv and Port Charlotte at Vasani's later on this year. | ||
| So check it out. | ||
| They're on my website, DaveLando.com. | ||
| Tampa improv also a great room. | ||
| Yes, it is. | ||
| It's really fun. | ||
| It's really fun. | ||
| I just like Florida. | ||
| Yeah, because it's weird. | ||
| It's Tampa's weird, but I can't figure out. | ||
| Yeah, there's like a sex club. | ||
| Sorry, it's a kids were watching. | ||
| There's a ladies of the nightclub. | ||
| There's a late there's a trafficking club. | ||
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| Kyle Miller says, how much for a live reaction of all the Hunter leaks in the after show? | ||
| Oh boy. | ||
| I mean, I'd do it. | ||
| I'd take one for the team. | ||
| All I need is you to follow me on Twitter. | ||
| I'm cheap. | ||
| Special episode. | ||
| I'd do it. | ||
| Would you like mystery science theater? | ||
| Yes, let's do it. | ||
| That's the other thing too, we've got a bunch of, as an aside. | ||
| I'm busting out the papi if we do it. | ||
| We're planning a show that will be, you guys remember Crossfire? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I want to do something like that, but I don't want to be so adversarial. | ||
| I want to be like smarter and more chill. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So we're planning that probably as like a Sunday show as a Tim Guest exclusive on the website. | ||
| And the idea would be, I would love to get like a trans athlete to talk with like a prominent sexologist or something. | ||
| or a female athlete who opposes that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's like the obvious one that we were talking about. | ||
| Like, what if we actually had that conversation? | ||
| So the goal is to try and do that. | ||
| It's very difficult because as always, it's harder to get the left personalities to come on shows. | ||
| I know. | ||
| I doubt they would. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I mean, comics... I think that's awesome, though. | ||
| I think you should do it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Or maybe I just have a comic. | ||
| Well, comics could be great. | ||
| Explain their size. | ||
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That'll be good. | |
| Because, I mean, there's like a... They'll get you and a comedian. | ||
| There's a lot of comics. | ||
| Well, you remember when... That's actually a good idea. | ||
| I mean, I would do it. | ||
| I'd be like, you want to do a lap? | ||
| It'll just be her winning, I guess, and me with a ball hanging out of a bathing suit coughing up blood because I'm not good at sports. | ||
| The idea would be bring on anyone, be it left or right, and then have a comedian just attack them relentlessly. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No matter what they're doing or saying. | ||
| Just from like a lifeguard stand above it. | ||
| I feel like I saw you agreed with me. | ||
| You're like, nah. | ||
| Oh, we can call the show Gaslighting Men. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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| We have a whole bunch of superchats just saying, ahoy, ahoy, and ahoy, ahoy. | ||
| And ahoy, ahoy, ahoy. | ||
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I love it. | |
| All right, SeriouslyJK says, Tim, our community is being attacked and our savings are being stolen by Wall Street hedge funds. | ||
| We need help stopping hedge fund shorters from bankrupting 535,000 community members of Celsius Network. | ||
| See CellShortSqueeze on Twitter, please. | ||
| I'm not familiar with that. | ||
| Do you guys know anything about that stuff? | ||
| The Celsius network is like a network. | ||
| Oh, I don't want to misrepresent the network. | ||
| But a lot of what these crypto companies are doing is their people will give them their crypto and then they'll use that as collateral to take out a loan from somewhere else. | ||
| Then they'll give that money to some other crypto network that uses that as collateral. | ||
| So it's Ponzi scheme. | ||
| And again, it's the same fractional reserve crap. | ||
| And they're getting their what they deserve, I think. | ||
| No offense. | ||
| I mean, I support the crypto community. | ||
| But if you play that game, you're going to get destroyed. | ||
| That's what happened at the Great Depression. | ||
| You see it now. | ||
| Yeah, you're not really self-investing either by yourself like through a coinbase or a certain exchange. | ||
| You're trusting somebody else with your assets that's unregulated. | ||
| All right, that guy says, Ian, thank you for constantly reminding everyone of the Afghanistan surrender. | ||
| It's easily lost among the multitude of scandals. | ||
| FYI, the bomber that killed 13 of my brothers was a Bagram-freed prisoner. | ||
| FJB, wow. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| Thank you for bringing it up. | ||
| It's nice to hear someone else mention it. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| Eric K says my red pill moment was when Colbert made fun of Eric Trump who was kid, who had done or said nothing political. | ||
| The fact that they will not touch Hunter Biden other than to cover for him is sick. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| I would say a good moment too was when he had the dancing syringes on his show, the vaccine needles. | ||
| That was like the moment where I realized Late Night was dead and I never wanted to be on it. | ||
| It's crazy, isn't it? | ||
| It was really the most disturbing thing I had ever seen on Late Night. | ||
| I mean, again, when we came up, all you wanted was a Letterman set, a set on Conan, and I mean, Letterman was just like back in the day and like Conan was weird. | ||
| I wasn't a fan of Leno, but apparently his hit Leno stand, he was very prolific as a comic. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| And now it's just become like, yeah, I would say no. | ||
| I wouldn't want to be on that. | ||
| I'd like to, yeah. | ||
| I'd like to give an honorable mention to Brian Linden for his troll attempt, because it's really good. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| He says, why are we talking about Nancy Pelosi on the beach when she's using an obscure congressional rule to push through her agenda without a vote? | ||
| Just Google Nancy Pelosi rule 34 to find out more. | ||
| Don't Google that! | ||
| Don't do that! | ||
| Is this the new lemon party? | ||
| Oh my gosh. | ||
| Do you know what rule 34 means? | ||
| No. | ||
| If it exists, there's porn of it. | ||
| I'm not going to hit enter. | ||
| Don't do it, Ian! | ||
| You type in anything with N, so don't. | ||
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Oh man, I'm going to do it. | |
| I'm using the Brave browser. | ||
| I did it. | ||
| They had my best intentions. | ||
| Alright. | ||
| CVA Buck says, Nuke worker here. | ||
| After the blast, 15 minutes until fallout starts. | ||
| 24 hours is worst exposure. | ||
| Time, distance, shielding, inside, seal windows, basements, mid floors, best distance. | ||
| Shielding from roof, ground, where fallout settles. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
|
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Crazy, man. | |
| So get in the building? | ||
| Yes, get in the building. | ||
|
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Confirm. | |
| I'm trying to make sure. | ||
| See all your windows. | ||
| Vgorilla says Russian Sarmat, uh, what does it say? | ||
| Sarnat? | ||
| Or Sarmat? | ||
| It says Sarmat 2 makes the Titan 2 look like a firecracker, plus it's second generation hypersonic with MIRVs. | ||
| There is no defense against it. | ||
| One Sarmat 2 can take out France. | ||
|
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Woohoo! | |
| Amazing. | ||
| Yeah, what's up, man? | ||
| Thomas N says look up the Satan 2 nuclear Merv. | ||
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Yo. | |
| Just the name alone. | ||
| I was like yeah that doesn't sound chill at all. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
|
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It's the second one. | |
| Merv is an awful name. | ||
| Yes it is. | ||
| Poor Merv. | ||
| What is it? | ||
| Is Merv short for something? | ||
| Multi...Mervin? | ||
|
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Oh the name. | |
| No I don't know. | ||
| Merv. | ||
| Merv. | ||
| No I have no idea. | ||
| Mini Strange Quark says I was a maintainer in the USAF Titan 2 ICBMs around Wichita, | ||
| Most people have zero idea of what a nuclear war will do. | ||
| The closest movie I can recommend is The Day After 1982. | ||
| It's not bad enough, though. | ||
| Great show. | ||
| Appreciate it. | ||
| Yeah, I would imagine most people do not know. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| They are dead. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I'll say. | ||
| I think the only time it's ever actually been used in war is World War II. | ||
| And those were very small. | ||
| They don't even count as far as I can tell. | ||
| 15 kilotons or whatever? | ||
| That's nothing. | ||
| And they worked. | ||
| Razgriz says, ICBM is faster, but we know all the launch spots and have satellites whose entire mission is to detect it. | ||
| Hypersonics take longer, but extremely hard to detect and even harder to intercept. | ||
| And they can turn on a dime, like turn 90. | ||
| They can be headed towards one city and then turn and go towards another one. | ||
| The future is seriously dangerous. | ||
| That's what I heard last night from one of these guys. | ||
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I remember I listened to a lot of podcasts last weekend. | |
| All right. | ||
| Let's see. | ||
| Sam M says, I leave for 10 minutes and now they've nuked New York. | ||
| They keep telling people, you know, or we keep saying, get out of cities. | ||
| They certainly don't want people living in cities. | ||
| And now they're like, oh, there could be a nuclear strike. | ||
| It seems like they really don't want you there. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know, especially when that's the PSA that they're making. | ||
| Hi. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Come skateboard and eat blackberries with us. | ||
| Now, sure, but I will mention as much as you want to avoid all that fallout, there is the possibility that if you get too much fallout, you'll turn into a ghoul. | ||
| Now ghouls are disfigured, but they are immortal. | ||
| Oh, that's true. | ||
| And special treatment. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Free college. | ||
| Got a good thing. | ||
| It's a fallout reference for those that aren't familiar. | ||
| They're probably like, what are you talking about? | ||
| I love the fallout series, man. | ||
| It's so good. | ||
| Oh yeah. | ||
| Alright, Jason Lindholm says, a MIRV has multiple warheads, like one warhead could hit all five boroughs at once, plus any military-industrial targets at the same time. | ||
| Watch First Strike, the old doc on the Cold War strategy. | ||
| Crazy. | ||
| The Chronicles of Chris says, didn't Russia help rebuild buildings that America bombed in Afghanistan? | ||
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Possibly. | |
| Oh, here we go. | ||
| Chase understands. | ||
| Chase Borges says the nuclear warning is in case one of Pelosi's swimsuit top strips falls. | ||
| And one of those ICB milkers falls out. | ||
| Chase! | ||
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Chase! | |
| Inappropriate. | ||
| Those could take out at least Brooklyn. | ||
| Get inside! | ||
| Get inside! | ||
| Oh man, that was awful. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Now there's a whole bunch of Nancy Pelosi super chats. | ||
| Like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man when he cooks. | ||
| Oh man. | ||
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All right. | |
| Carlos Caballero says, Hi Tim and crew. | ||
| Unfortunately, I've been really struggling to pay for my dog Bon Bon. | ||
| He's very sick and have given everything I have for him. | ||
| Any help would greatly appreciate at Bon Bon's medical expenses. | ||
| Go fund me. | ||
| Let me write that down. | ||
| Bon Bon. | ||
| Hang in there, dude. | ||
| It's so... I lost a cat over COVID and I like still think about him. | ||
| My iPhone memories are like, hey, you remember your ex and dead cat? | ||
| And so it's really hard. | ||
| And like, I mean, people are pretty cool about it now, but I mean, it... | ||
| You know, there are some ghouls who don't like animals, who will just be like, oh, it's just a pet or whatever. | ||
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I hate those people. | |
| Dude, it's so hard. | ||
| So hang in there, too. | ||
| Like, I know you're trying to take care of your guy, but make sure you're taking care of yourself, too. | ||
| Paul Sikora says, when can I get a Dave Landau stand-up special on TimCast.com? | ||
| I mean, he's like Monday through Thursday on Crowder. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We shot one in Dallas, but I don't know if I'm gonna put it out because I'm just... I'm just anal. | ||
| No, it's funny. | ||
| It's very funny. | ||
| I just want to make it different. | ||
| I look fat. | ||
| There it is. | ||
| You know what we should do? | ||
| We should just edit it to make you really skinny instead. | ||
| Yeah, make me look ripped. | ||
| Make me look ripped to the point that it's obnoxious how obviously CGI it is. | ||
| Like Ang Lee's Hulk. | ||
| How long is it? | ||
| Uh, well we did, we taped like an hour and a half, but I probably cut it down to about 50. | ||
| 50 minutes? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And how many frames per second? | ||
| 24? | ||
| I have no idea. | ||
| We shot it on an old wheelie camera. | ||
| What we'll do is, 24 frames per second. | ||
| Gotcha. | ||
| 50 minutes. | ||
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Okay. | |
| So 50 times 60. | ||
| We got a lot of frames to go through. | ||
| But we'll use... You ever see the FaceApp handsomification thing they do? | ||
| Do what? | ||
| Every single frame, you'll just be... You know that Chad meme with the guy with the really big chin? | ||
| We'll just do that. | ||
| We'll just make me Bruce Campbell. | ||
| We'll edit you like you'll be lifting weights for your closer. | ||
| What's he doing? | ||
| No, I think I'm gonna put it out We're just kind of editing it around and depending on who wants to buy because you've had two different offers So it just depends on that and then we'll put it out. | ||
| What's a comedy special like I know Dave Chappelle gets tens of millions of dollars Oh, yeah, it's not gonna be like that. | ||
| It'll be but it'll be decent. | ||
| You know, like make a living Does it like you buy a Ferrari or something? | ||
| Oh, yeah, I could I could You know, I could pay off a house in Detroit. | ||
| So I mean, it's at least one dollar. It's a man dollars upwards of three figures measure | ||
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The low end of three figures Yeah, well, I mean, I'm not saying rich. | |
| I could buy a house in Detroit or Gary, Indiana. | ||
| I could buy the old Jackson 5 house. | ||
| I don't feel bad for making fun of Detroit, but I do feel bad for making fun of Gary, Indiana. | ||
| Well, yeah, because Detroit, you know, people still want to live there. | ||
| No, well, I mean, have you been to Gary? | ||
| I have not. | ||
| I've been through Gary. | ||
| I've heard. | ||
| I've heard tale. | ||
| Yeah, most people get off at Gary and they go, I gotta use the bathroom before Chicago, and they're like, I'll just urinate all over my car. | ||
| Andrew Osler says, Tim, big fan for Super Chat, love Dave Lando. | ||
| He has been such a fantastic addition to Louder With Crowder. | ||
| Also, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. | ||
| This is what we know about Hunter. | ||
| What has Joe been up to in the last 50 years? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, you know, Joe Biden is a great man, and Hunter Biden is not. | ||
| So I have to imagine that anything Hunter does, Joe Biden does tenfold. | ||
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Yes. | |
| So 30 hookers? | ||
| 300. | ||
| Easy. | ||
| Joe, he's got all the ladies like, come on, man! | ||
| Yeah, like, Hunter lets him leave. | ||
| Yeah, Joe doesn't need to cross J-State lines because they're all in the White House basement. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| They don't go anywhere. | ||
| They just go, the only place they go is six feet downward. | ||
| Nathan Harrison says they want to scare you into support for Ukraine with that PSA. | ||
| They want you to believe that if Ukraine loses, then the US is next. | ||
| I think so. | ||
| That was one of the first things I thought. | ||
| Scare, fear porn. | ||
| That Russia is going to be like, let's nuke New York City. | ||
| Yeah, like why put that in people's heads? | ||
| I mean, I guess I understand. | ||
| You think that if people are- everything's gonna be fine if ducking inside a building if that happens? | ||
| Like, plan for the next nine months if something like that happens. | ||
| Start by getting out of a city if something like that happens. | ||
| You shouldn't be in a city to begin with. | ||
| Civilization II is an awesome game. | ||
| It's like back in the 90s. | ||
| I used to play it all the time when I was a kid. | ||
| And now I just like nuke everyone. | ||
| That was the Gandhi thing. | ||
| It was a bug in the game where if you ever had a treaty with Gandhi and you betrayed the treaty, he'd just nuke you and never stop nuking you. | ||
| And the bug was so funny that they left it throughout the game that Gandhi will go insane on you if you betray him. | ||
| Well, any world leader in civilization can have various traits. | ||
| Aggressive, peaceful, whatever. | ||
| But I would always just like... I'd play to the point where I was done playing and then I would just mass produce nukes and just send them all off and just... | ||
| And it's like, what happens is a bunch of skulls start appearing everywhere in the ground, because your radioactive waste is everywhere, and then global warming happens, and then cities crumble and roads collapse. | ||
| If your opponents have foolishly built cities on the water, those cities go under when you start launching the nukes. | ||
| There was a funny story where a guy said he was like he had played the game for like a decade Civilization 2 and he was on like the year 5000 or something because he just like had always played the game since he was young and just always would reload the save and The whole world was just people constantly nuking each other and everything was wiped out except for the ability to build nukes Yeah, it's completely accurate But The funny thing about those games is that they don't, they can only have, they can only have technology in them that we know about. | ||
| So like there's technology, in the latest version of Civ, what is it like seven or six? | ||
| Six. | ||
| Six has technological advancements that two obviously doesn't have because it's been 30 years almost. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So it's, it's funny to see how, how different it'll become, you know? | ||
| But they just had to kind of stop. | ||
| So like for a game that goes on for a thousand years, it's like, yeah, if we never developed any new technology outside of this, now we've got crazy like laser weapons. | ||
| Do you guys know what the laser induced plasma channel is? | ||
| No. | ||
| I guess they gave up on this, but the idea was, how do you... Look, I'm in the military, right? | ||
| I'm in the military, right? | ||
| And, you know, I see Jamie's over there, and I want to strike him with lightning. | ||
| So what do I do to make that happen? | ||
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They figured it out. | |
| How about talk it out? | ||
| They figured it out. | ||
| What you do is, you use a very powerful infrared laser, which Superheated ionizes the air come on man creating a channel that electricity can travel through So they could point it at you and then when they when they pull the trigger it flickers this laser and then the electricity instantly because Overcharge just BAM whenever it's pointed at all right super cool. | ||
| I think it's an electro shock, but it just like yeah crushes your insides It burns you from the inside guys Now the upside is it's not all it's not all downside. | ||
| It sounds really The upside is you can use an electrolaser to send hydrogen from Saturn into the Sun and sustain the being. | ||
| And on people you don't like. | ||
| All right. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| There's also really small versions they make. | ||
| What a fun weapon. | ||
| You know how quickly you get in lines? | ||
| Somebody made a door. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| They made a door that has a whole bunch of small laser-induced plasma channels. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So it's constantly just, you can see arcs of electricity flickering. | ||
| It's basically creating like a walk-through-this-and-get-shocked thing, you know, like you don't want to walk through it. | ||
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Whoa. | |
| Yeah, and then I remember, like, Command & Conquer. | ||
| Remember the Tesla coils? | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| That was the first time I'd heard of them. | ||
| I didn't even know Tesla was a real guy until I saw the video game. | ||
| I was like, wow, this is a neat fantasy creation that if you walk up to it, it electrocutes you and kills you. | ||
| I was much happier when the only video game I remembered was Duck Hunt. | ||
| You know, if you take the gun and you point it at the bottom of the screen, right up on the screen, you pull the trigger, it kills any duck anywhere on the screen. | ||
| No! | ||
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No. | |
| Try it out, get a Nintendo, try it out. | ||
| The originals. | ||
| Yep, the original one. | ||
| That's all you had to do because none of them actually worked. | ||
| You'd be sitting there pointing at the duck, angry. | ||
| How did it actually work? | ||
| It didn't! | ||
| No, I mean in the 1986 one when we got it, like for the first time, it did not... I swear to you, it didn't work. | ||
| When I had it, it worked. | ||
| You'd point it to the duck and pull the trigger and it would work. | ||
| And I guess the idea was that it took a picture of it or something? | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| I'm looking it up now. | ||
| Yeah, that's crazy. | ||
| How did that work? | ||
| And I wonder, like... I think our TV was just garbage. | ||
| What if you took another TV and paused it? | ||
| And then whenever the duck popped up, you just shut the pause to one? | ||
| And it would kill the live one? | ||
| Oh my goodness. | ||
| I'm gonna try that out. | ||
| I bought Duck Hunt. | ||
| I'm gonna go try that. | ||
| Oh, I don't have the blaster though. | ||
| Gotta get the blaster. | ||
| The Zapper. | ||
| The Zapper. | ||
|
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That's what it's called? | |
| Yeah. | ||
| I still like the Wii. | ||
| I'm still on it. | ||
| We got Sword and Scale with a massive super chat. | ||
| Yo, shout out Sword and Scale. | ||
| Really appreciate it. | ||
| Dave Landau and Tim Pool is one hell of a pairing. | ||
| Please do this again. | ||
| Also, please tell Dave I can't wait to see him in Houston in September at the Smart Financial Center. | ||
| Awesome. | ||
| Thank you, dude. | ||
| I love Sword and Scale. | ||
| An update, Teespring does have onesies. | ||
| Jessica just contacted me about it. | ||
| Sorry, bad news. | ||
| The onesies are the only ones made by child slaves. | ||
| They thought it would be ironic. | ||
| That's actually not true. | ||
| Buy the onesies. | ||
| I guess we'll make the step on snakes on its way. | ||
| So keep your eyes on the prize. | ||
| We'll sell like 12 of them. | ||
| Yeah, it'll be good. | ||
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Oh well, we have a Faraday cage. | |
| The PSA and nuclear tech was all wrong. Start with getting flat on the ground. The EMP will | ||
| mean you lose all electronics. Please don't believe these people. Oh, well, we have a | ||
| Faraday cage. I'm not supposed to tell people, am I? No, you're not. | ||
|
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What the heck? | |
| So, uh, we have a Faraday cage. | ||
| We actually have a bunch of them. | ||
| And you know what that does? | ||
| Like the MP, when it hits, it's a, it's a, it like blocks the frequencies from going inside. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They're microwaves. | ||
| We have a bunch of them. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| My new job rules. | ||
| Put your cell phone in a microwave. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I know that in case like the feds. | ||
| No, no, no, no, no, no. | ||
| You don't actually take microwave off. | ||
| Or is that like a movie? | ||
| Yeah, it was in a movie. | ||
| So, if there's a weak EMP, you can put stuff in a microwave to protect them. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, like, preppers will, like, light preppers will just bury a microwave with, like, some phones and batteries and emergency stuff in it that they want to use after, you know, the apocalypse or whatever. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Or the big flare from the sun comes. | ||
| But you need, like, people don't understand, I've been in an actual research Faraday cage before, Powerful enough signals can get through it you need to like | ||
| multi-layer it if you really want to protect yourself from like a nuclear EMP | ||
| I feel like if there was an attack and I was still friends with my old friends and I'd be like hey | ||
| What are we gonna do and they'd be like cancel Chris Pratt Ladies and gentlemen, we are going to record the Tim cast | ||
| after hours So if you haven't already smash that like button subscribe | ||
| to this channel and head over to Tim cast comm Sign up to become a member. | ||
| At about 11 p.m., we're going to upload the After Hours show with Dave here. | ||
| It's going to be a blast, so check that one out. | ||
| You can follow the show at TimCast IRL. | ||
| You can follow me personally at TimCast. | ||
| Dave, do you want to shout anything out? | ||
| Yeah, shout out to everybody who listens to Loud with Crowder. | ||
| And also, please come to the Columbus Funnybone this weekend. | ||
| I will be there. | ||
| And yeah, DaveLando.com. | ||
| And yeah, that's about it. | ||
| Right on. | ||
| Dave, you're really funny, dude. | ||
| Thank you, sir. | ||
| It's nice to finally meet you. | ||
| Yeah, I'm gonna start listening to Crowder, I guess. | ||
| Yeah, if you want to know my send-up dates, I will be in Houston, Dayton, Austin, and L.A. | ||
| You can follow me on Twitter at JamieKilstein. | ||
| I am not kissing up. | ||
| I have had the most fun. | ||
| It's so nice to have funny fans again. | ||
| I've legitimately had fun interacting with you guys, so follow me on Twitter at JamieKilstein, on Instagram at TheJamieKilstein. | ||
| Check out Castcastle and all the stuff we're doing. | ||
| We're going to be going back into story mode I think in like a day or two. | ||
| And it's going to continue. | ||
| I am now here. | ||
| I live here. | ||
| And then I also have a podcast, A F-Up's Guide to the Universe, which you can get. | ||
| Just search it on Spotify or iTunes or go to JamieKilsteinPodcast.com. | ||
| I read a little bit about the zapper. | ||
| It's just a little too complex to try and explain right now. | ||
| I think it does take a picture of these flashes on the screen and then tells the gun which one did it aim at. | ||
| But hey, let me tell you something I do know. | ||
| Pingtrip launched a hilarious... I guess you call it a... | ||
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A parody video. | |
| Parody? | ||
| Yeah, I think so. | ||
| Of our episode with Chloe Carmichael and it's on his YouTube channel. | ||
| It's extreme fun. | ||
| I've watched it like five or six times so far. | ||
| Just for the little moments that I keep crying with laughter. | ||
| It's hilarious. | ||
| So check that out. | ||
| If you want to follow me, iancrossland.net. | ||
| Get through there to any one of my social media accounts and hit me up there. | ||
| See you later. | ||
| If you guys do want to check out that Ping Trip video, it's P-1-N-G, Ping Trip, and he has a YouTube channel. | ||
| And yeah, we're on there with Dr. Chloe Carmichael. | ||
| I need to send that to her. | ||
| I bet she would find that. | ||
| She's seen it, yeah. | ||
| She commented on it. | ||
| Oh my gosh, that's awesome. | ||
| Good for her. | ||
| She's a great, great guest. | ||
| As were you, Dave, as are you always, Jamie, for sure. | ||
|
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Thank you. | |
| Thank you for having me. | ||
| Hilarious gentleman. | ||
| Good evening. | ||
| And thank you guys for watching this evening. | ||
| And you guys can follow me on Twitter and Minds.com at sarahpetchlitz, as well as sarahpetchlitz.me. | ||
| We will see all of you over at TimCast.com. | ||
| You don't want to miss it. | ||
| Thanks for hanging out. |
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