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July 8, 2022 - Timcast IRL - Tim Pool
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Timcast IRL - Elon Musk TERMINATES Twitter Buyout w/Hotep Jesus
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tim pool
so Elon Musk has officially terminated the Twitter buyout That's it, ladies and gentlemen, it's all over.
Your hopes and dreams, your savor- Savior.
He has not- he has not- savor.
He has not come through for you, but some people are arguing that Elon Musk's latest move, canceling the deal, is actually for DHS!
We've actually known for some time.
It's been widely speculated, I should say, that Elon was trying to get a better deal.
Better bang for his buck.
This could be him challenging Twitter, arguing that it's a breach of contract because of the spam bots.
But the CEO, Parag Agrawal, already said he's going to war to make sure this deal happens.
Elon backs out.
Now a lot of people are like, oh, Elon can't do that because then he'll get sued and he owes a billion dollars.
That's not how it works.
Here's how it works.
Twitter can go to war, they can go to the courts and they can try and force Elon Musk to pay out the billion dollars or buy the company, or they can go to him and settle.
And this means Elon Musk could get a settlement agreement, that is him offering to buy the company at a lower amount.
So we will see.
In other news, Joe Biden accidentally read teleprompter instructions, and the media is trying to claim it was not a mistake.
And the White House has come out and said, no, no, it was completely legit.
And they've done this before.
They are gaslighting us.
The sad thing is, you and I, obviously, we don't fall for it.
But so many people do.
So it's a Friday night.
We have all that to talk about.
And then, obviously, you guys know the very, very serious news.
Yo, the assassination of Shinzo Abe, the longest-serving prime minister in Japan.
Very popular.
We have the media already smearing him right when the dude dies.
Brutal, man.
I can't stand the press.
So we'll talk about all of that.
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And without further ado, joining us today to discuss all of this and more is the one and only Hotep Jesus.
hotep jesus
Hey, what's up, man?
Thank you for having me.
tim pool
Yeah, how's it going?
Who are you?
hotep jesus
Um, I'm doing absolutely fantastic, man.
I've been on fire for the past, this whole year has been a great year for me.
Um, things are going really well.
I'm doing great, man.
tim pool
What do you, what do you do for those that aren't familiar with your work?
hotep jesus
I don't do anything.
I just try to, uh, you don't do anything.
I don't do anything.
I just mind my own business.
You know, now you got a YouTube channel.
Right.
And, uh, I, uh, give my thoughts on matters that are happening across America.
I try not to do the whole international thing because it's not my country, you know, stick to, you know, my backyard.
And I talk about, you know, my observations.
What do I see?
And maybe a couple of solutions, you know, for example, women mandating the hijab for women this summer, I think would be a good start.
And other crazy ideas.
tim pool
I tweeted, I said, it's going to get me in trouble.
I said on Twitter, the good thing is that when the guns are finally banned, the women won't be able to fight back against the fascists.
I'm sorry, the handmaidens won't be able to fight back against the fascists.
And so there'll be four...
I'll just leave it there.
Well, you know what happens with Handmaidens, so I was making a spicy joke.
It's on Twitter.
I'm surprised I don't get banned for half this stuff.
But we'll maybe talk about it.
We also have joining us once again is Mary Morgan.
mary morgan
You do!
I'm back!
I'm Mary.
I co-host Pop Culture Crisis.
We're a live show on YouTube.
We talk about more light-hearted topics.
Celebrity drama, movies, all the entertainment news.
So I strongly encourage you to go subscribe.
And we're going live again on Monday.
You can shoot money at us with your Super Chats.
tim pool
Yeah, so when you Super Chat Pop Culture Crisis, there are money guns that fire money at you.
lydia smith
Very distracting.
tim pool
And then, yeah, it's meant to be like silly and fun.
And then there's like, if too much money is given, then they go crazy and fire for like 30 seconds or something.
ian crossland
Oh, that's sick.
tim pool
Yeah, and there's like sirens go off.
hotep jesus
Oh, that's amazing.
tim pool
Crisis party.
Silly parties.
hotep jesus
Oh, that's amazing.
tim pool
Yeah, we got Ian.
hotep jesus
I'm jealous.
ian crossland
Hi, everyone.
We were listening to Guns N' Roses before the show and then flipped over to Audioslave.
I feel like I'm in my element, man.
tim pool
Audioslave.
ian crossland
It's like getting a good massage.
Yeah, mental massage.
You listen to Slash on the lead guitar.
It just takes me back to being like 13 years old, hanging out with my friends and realizing what music can actually be.
Like I mentioned, it's like a drug.
Like it can affect your body physiologically like a drug.
hotep jesus
Yes, that is true.
It happened to me once.
ian crossland
Tell me about it.
hotep jesus
I was working in the mortgage industry, and me and my boss weren't getting along too long.
And I was playing Eminem's first album, I Wish I Had a Behind Big Enough for the Whole World to Kiss.
And I was playing that song on repeat the whole way to work.
Well, when I got to work, let's just say I wasn't me, I was somebody different, and I almost got fired.
lydia smith
Oh boy.
hotep jesus
So yes, music can.
Yes.
unidentified
I was like, wait, no more Eminem before.
hotep jesus
I got to choose something.
Maybe some church music.
tim pool
We were listening to that too actually.
Gloria in Excelsis Deo.
lydia smith
All the beautiful music.
Yeah, I was telling Tim that Guns N' Roses song we were listening to, Sweet Child O' Mine, was one of my faves.
Today I got my first spot on Terrestrial Radio with Wilford Riley.
He was hosting a show for one of his good friends in the southeastern area, and I got a few segments in for him.
It was a lot of fun.
We were talking about Hunter Biden, we talked about all the stuff we typically talk about on this show, and I had a great time.
Not sure if you can find that online, but it was a good time.
Really recommend following Wilford if you don't already at wildebeest630 on Twitter.
tim pool
Super cool.
hotep jesus
Speaking of music and Hunter Biden, I think he should listen to Biggie's second album.
There's one on there called the 10 Crack Commandments.
lydia smith
Oh boy, he would know all about that.
Yeah.
tim pool
All right, well, let's jump into this first story.
We got this from the Daily Mail.
Elon Musk tells Twitter he is terminating his $44 billion takeover because the company misled him on the number of spam bots on site as stocks plunge 6%.
I just gotta say, Elon Musk is right.
Look, when Twitter came out and said it was like, what did they say, 5% or something?
Yeah.
There were several different independent assessments that they were like, no way, that's way wrong.
mary morgan
5% is like the number of real accounts.
I saw a tweet that I think was from Paul Scalise that was saying there's like at most 100,000 people on Twitter.
Maybe true.
tim pool
Yeah.
I think it's maybe several million, maybe tens of millions, but not hundreds of millions.
I think it's all one big... I'd go with tens of millions.
Tens of millions.
And you know what makes me think so?
Donald Trump on Truth Social has 3.4 million.
And you look at the engagement, it's comparable.
He posts a truth and he gets, you know, thousands of comments.
It was the same when he was on Twitter.
I'm like, how could it be that the engagement stays the same, but the total following count is way lower?
Most people don't care.
Now the question is, is Elon Musk playing for DHS?
Because look, he's got a contract, right?
He can't just back out.
People don't get this.
I see these lefties posting like, oh, Elon's going to have to pay a billion dollars now.
And I'm like, oh, because that's how lawsuits work, right?
These people have clearly never dealt with the legal system.
Someone could smash into your car, and it could be their fault, and you could be in court for years trying to figure that stuff out.
So what usually happens is your lawyer says, just saddle with him.
It's so much easier.
Make it go away.
The judges often will tell you, find a settlement agreement.
So I've had to deal with this stuff.
The judge will say, yeah, we can go to court.
We can litigate all this stuff.
I'm instructing you to attempt a settlement first.
So what I think is going to happen, For one, let's just be simple.
Don't get your hopes up, Elon might just be backing out.
Maybe he wasn't serious.
Or maybe... What was that?
I knew it from the start.
mary morgan
What was that?
I knew it from the start.
I had a bad feeling about it.
tim pool
Yes, but maybe.
We've been hearing for months that Elon wanted a better offer, a better deal.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
Because the stock had been going down for Twitter, so it was like, it was worth less and less and less.
So he probably went to his financiers and they were like, you can get it cheaper.
Just let it stew.
The stock's gonna drop because the market You can back away and Twitter will still save money by just agreeing to lower terms, as opposed to going to court and trying to win a billion dollars from you.
So that could be it.
Because the CEO said he's going to war to make sure this deal goes through.
We had Will Chamberlain tweeted that Elon's going to buy this whether he wants to or not.
ian crossland
Yeah, I was referencing that same tweet by Will.
He specified that Twitter would likely argue that one, Elon wasn't entitled to the information he wanted, which was like how many bots are on the platform, he wasn't entitled.
And number two, that if he was entitled, the failure to provide the information was not
a material breach because the information isn't relevant to any of the reps or warranties
in the agreement.
This is from Will Chamberlain.
tim pool
But that's what makes me think it's potentially for DHS.
I don't want to come out and be like, oh, Elon's so smart, he's going to get them.
Nah, the dude may have just screwed up.
But, there's no way Elon, he planned this out, right?
He released it on, what, 420?
Like, this dude was calculating what he was doing.
Or, maybe not.
mary morgan
Do you think he's always playing the long game?
I think people are comforted by thinking Elon has a plan.
unidentified
Elon's gonna save us.
hotep jesus
You don't become a billionaire without playing a long game.
tim pool
Yeah.
And it's not just that.
It's not hard to play the long game.
unidentified
Right.
tim pool
Like, we here at Timcast, we're playing the long game.
You know what I mean?
hotep jesus
Yeah.
tim pool
Like, I've got my vision board that every day we wake up and Ian and I will put pictures of celebrities on.
unidentified
So cute.
tim pool
I'm kidding.
No, no, but, you know, we have a generalized thought process of, like, today we do this, and if this works, the next day we do this, and if this works, the next day we do this.
So I have to imagine When he was negotiating this contract, he had lawyers.
Like, he thought about what could happen, and this is not out of the question.
This is one of these scenarios he should have expected to occur.
So I think, whether he buys it or not, I think he knows what he's doing.
hotep jesus
Yeah, yeah.
You know, my thing, my trouble is with the headline.
I don't want to say it's misleading, but it's really missing the real problem with the deal.
And we've all experienced this.
When the whole Elon situation was announced, did you get a huge explosion in engagement?
That's right.
tim pool
And the left and celebrities lost a ton of engagement.
unidentified
It was crazy.
tim pool
It was the day after the deal was finalized.
hotep jesus
Right.
tim pool
All of a sudden, prominent left-wing accounts lost tens of thousands to hundreds of thousands of followers.
And people associated with the right, libertarians or, you know, the politically homeless, what do they call it, post-liberal, saw huge gains.
I gained 100,000 followers in three days.
People were getting unbanned.
hotep jesus
Right.
tim pool
Something crazy happened.
hotep jesus
Yeah.
So my theory is the employees abandoned the project.
And that's in part of the deal was as any with merger, right?
You have to keep your staff on staff, right?
Because otherwise you're buying the company.
The staff is a huge part of these, the people that run the thing every day, right?
So I'm looking at the situation and I'm like, uh, Maybe that's the big problem.
I don't think it's the bots.
I think Elon understands the bot game.
And I don't think that's a deal breaker.
You know there's bots when you're dealing with social media, right?
I think it's the employees, because so many employees had a mass exodus.
And then, I don't know what happened, but I think they turned the algorithm back on because the engagement dropped again for us.
But I think whoever it is up there, they're like, OK, Elon's going to buy this thing.
Let's hide the algo, right?
And then, like, the deal's off, and it's like, all right, turn the algo back on.
And I think what you're saying attributes to that is, like, the left, huge amount of engagement.
Everybody else, engagement drops, right?
And so the algo favors that left-wing opinion, I'm guessing.
But that's what I think the deal really came down to.
tim pool
What if it's actually a bit more nefarious?
Get a little conspiratorial.
What if Elon fully intended to buy the platform?
unidentified
Mm-hmm.
tim pool
And then, we've talked about this before, Alex Berenson, who was banned, you know him?
unidentified
Mm-mm.
tim pool
He was covering a ton of the vaccine stuff, and he got... Skeptical.
Yeah, he got banned.
unidentified
Mm-hmm.
tim pool
Filed a lawsuit, won, and was reinstated.
unidentified
Mm.
tim pool
And he said he's investigating government involvement in Twitter censorship.
unidentified
Mm.
tim pool
What if Elon was like, hey, I'm gonna buy this platform, guys.
And then he goes, shows up to the meeting, and then Twitter says, as part of our disclosure process, here's our national security letter.
And he went, oh.
Crap.
And you can't say anything about it because you got an NDA.
And now he's like, I don't want to buy this.
hotep jesus
Right.
Well, look at what Jack was saying when he was telling people about dealing with boards and all of that type of situations, dealing with VCs.
There's a lot Jack was saying.
Between the lines, you kind of had to read when, I don't know if you watched it, but he was arguing with some people.
ian crossland
Is there Jack Dorsey?
hotep jesus
Jack Dorsey.
Yeah.
He's arguing with some people in the threads and he was kind of saying like there's some shaky things going on with Twitter.
ian crossland
With Twitter and the government?
hotep jesus
He didn't allude to the government.
You know, I would say it's more like NGOs.
tim pool
Lizard people.
ian crossland
Something more realistic like that.
tim pool
Yeah, more realistic.
Elon shows up to the meeting and he's like, okay, so can we finalize these contracts?
And they're like, yes, but one minute.
Zorthon!
unidentified
Elon!
We control Twitter!
mary morgan
He's worse than getting sworn in as the president of the United States.
tim pool
I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said Zorthon.
He goes, Hillary!
hotep jesus
Let's talk about the money.
Is Twitter a good investment?
To me, I don't see Twitter as being a good money play.
I think it's a good power play, right?
Because now you control this medium of conversation.
But to me, I didn't see it as a money play.
I wouldn't pay $44 billion for Twitter.
That seems like overvaluation.
tim pool
I think he maybe walked into a trap.
Yeah, because they're like, oh, by the way, the reason we do all this is because we have a national security letter and the government's got their gun to our back.
And now you bought it.
It's on you.
hotep jesus
It's on you.
Yeah.
tim pool
And he's like, crap.
hotep jesus
Yeah, I think this is this is a very powerful tool.
It is a very powerful tool.
I don't know how you monetize it, but he was talking about some of a rumor.
I don't know if you guys saw this, he wanted to turn it into like the WeChat of America, where he wanted all the payment systems and everything.
Oh, right, right, right.
You guys agree with that?
Oh, I don't know about that.
ian crossland
What's WeChat, firstly?
hotep jesus
Well, in China, like... You have a WeChat, right?
mary morgan
I do have a WeChat.
I mostly made it as a joke, but I took it off my phone when I saw that my phone was browsing phishing sites for like 10 hours.
tim pool
What?
mary morgan
Wait, what?
tim pool
Like, you got hacked or something?
mary morgan
I mean, I don't know if that means I was hacked.
It stopped after I deleted it.
So what are you supposed to conclude from that?
tim pool
What is WeChat?
mary morgan
It's one of the big Chinese social media platforms beyond Weibo, right?
That's the other one that's like the equivalent of Facebook.
And this one is sort of like WhatsApp.
You have to get endorsed or recommended by another user who already has an account.
So I had to, like, reach out to somebody that I knew who knew someone who had it to give me, like, a voucher to get on the platform.
It's, like, very exclusive and they don't want Westerners on it.
ian crossland
They're owned by Tencent.
I imagine it's just basically the CCP.
unidentified
Yeah.
ian crossland
It's just a Chinese company that's beholden to the CCP.
mary morgan
And they really only want Chinese citizens on it.
unidentified
Ideally.
mary morgan
I made it as a joke to be like, you can find me on WeChat, like as a joke.
hotep jesus
That's hilarious, by the way.
That's hilarious.
But everything's on there, right?
Like you pay, I guess, your mortgage through this thing.
Really?
Yeah, like all your payments, ATM, I don't know.
Don't get me to lie.
mary morgan
All I saw is like the most basic functions, like posting a picture, posting something that looks like a tweet.
hotep jesus
Yeah, but we have a Chinese citizen like everything.
unidentified
Yeah.
hotep jesus
You can't survive in China without WeChat or something.
tim pool
So you're saying like Facebook in a sense?
hotep jesus
Yeah, there you go.
tim pool
But I guess I guess Facebook really lost.
mary morgan
If you use Facebook to pay your mortgage.
ian crossland
So you're talking about turning it into a payment system like a payment services.
That's true because the metaverse is blending social media and payment services as well as all sorts of voting services.
They're trying to blend all these things together.
So it's basically your life in the digital space.
hotep jesus
Centralization.
ian crossland
I want to swipe right on that guy and send him ten cents and that guy and send him five dollars or whatever.
Yeah, Jack Dorsey was trying to get, he's been integrating payment systems with Twitter while he was there.
unidentified
Yes.
tim pool
Well, he has, what does he do, Cash App?
ian crossland
Cash App and Square.
And then they want Bitcoin tips, I think, too.
Or some, was it Bitcoin?
hotep jesus
Yeah.
unidentified
Alright, well.
hotep jesus
Yeah, you could get tipped in Bitcoin, yeah.
tim pool
Well, look, we'll see what happens with the Elon stuff, but it's Friday night and I think it's time we get to the more fun story here.
lydia smith
More important.
tim pool
Here we go, ladies and gentlemen, from Newsweek.
Joe Biden mocked for apparent teleprompter flub.
Repeat the line.
Yo, this is amazing.
You ready for this one?
Let's play.
joe biden
It is noteworthy that the percentage of women who registered to vote and cast a ballot is consistently higher than the percentage of the men who do so.
End of quote.
Repeat the line.
Women are not without.
Repeat the line.
The men who do so.
End of quote.
Repeat the line.
tim pool
End of quote.
Repeat the line.
Here's the funny thing.
You ready for this?
Newsweek reports he's mocked for an apparent teleprompter flub.
End of quote is not the first time he has read that.
Okay?
And guess who fact checked it as false?
Also Newsweek.
Amazing.
Fact check.
Did Joe Biden accidentally read teleprompter instruction during speech?
This is from November 2021, November 24th.
False.
The phrase, end of quote, was not a teleprompter instruction accidentally read by Biden.
It was part of the speech used to bookend the Walmart CEO's remark, which Biden began citing seconds earlier with the phrase to quote the Walmart CEO.
How many people have you ever met who go, and I was talking to this activist who said, quote, I enjoy going to the mall to shop, end of quote.
lydia smith
Sometimes I'll say close quote, but that's the closest I'm going to get.
ian crossland
Or end quote.
unidentified
End quote.
tim pool
But typically people would just say quote.
hotep jesus
That's usually for like an audio book.
lydia smith
Yeah, something really formal.
tim pool
I think the reality is, they put that in there as instructions, and repeat the line, because they're supposed to pull it back, and then Biden just Ron Burgundy's it.
ian crossland
At the very least, it's not the phrase, end of quote, that's in contention, it's the phrase, repeat the line.
mary morgan
And then he didn't do it.
tim pool
Right, and he didn't do it, and a White House staffer said, he actually said, let me repeat the line.
hotep jesus
He didn't say.
tim pool
No, they actually tweeted.
That's crazy.
lydia smith
That's what they said.
tim pool
They're gaslighting.
And you know why they do that?
Because what's going to happen now is the media will say, conservatives accused Joe Biden of X, White House says Y. And people who don't pay attention to the news will see that story and not the fact that Joe Biden read the prompter like Ron Burgundy.
mary morgan
And that they're trying not to laugh in the background.
unidentified
That's the best part.
mary morgan
How does Kamala not laugh or at all?
hotep jesus
Her face changes.
Her face changes.
mary morgan
It's more contempt on her face.
tim pool
Yeah, she's like, let me pull this one up.
Let's make it big.
unidentified
I want to see Kamala.
hotep jesus
It's like cringy.
tim pool
Look at the guy on the right.
He's trying not to laugh.
Look at him.
hotep jesus
He's like, I hope he doesn't mess this up.
ian crossland
I think Kamala is just like... You think she'll write a book like My Time as the VP?
hotep jesus
Yeah.
tim pool
I want to mention, do you know who this guy on the right is?
lydia smith
Is that, looks like Rob Emanuel?
tim pool
The guy on the right is like holding back laughing Kamala Harris, I can imagine what's going on in their heads the guy on the right in his head He's like don't laugh.
unidentified
Don't laugh.
tim pool
Don't laugh Kamala Harris in her mind.
unidentified
It's Because look at her face.
tim pool
She's just like When you hear her talk, she just says words.
mary morgan
Oh One of the replies to this was like, she says, he repeated the line because the line was there and he wanted to say it again because he needed to repeat the line.
Like, that's how she talks.
lydia smith
This is why they gave him instructions that said, you do this, you do this, because if you don't.
tim pool
Oh, right.
That's, that's, that's great.
unidentified
Yeah.
mary morgan
So that Simon Says game.
tim pool
Remember that card?
ian crossland
The word you is so big on the card so he doesn't actually read it.
tim pool
That explains it.
So he had a card and it said, you stand up, you talk to the press, you ask.
Because when you don't put that there, he actually just does exactly verbatim.
Yo, this guy is not all with it.
mary morgan
Do you think he's on drugs?
tim pool
Yeah, of course.
lydia smith
But uppers.
tim pool
This dude's probably on so much meth.
ian crossland
I just saw a video of him from like four years ago.
tim pool
I'm not saying like he's smoking crystal.
I'm saying they're giving him Adderall and other uppers, other meth derivatives and things like that.
Amphetamines.
Yeah, Adderall's not meth.
It's different amphetamines, but some kind of, okay, I shouldn't say meth, some kind of amphetamine, I'll say that.
mary morgan
But it's funnier to say meth.
unidentified
It's funnier to think that he's just smoking the crystal.
He's got the blue stuff from Walter White.
tim pool
They would have him sleep for 20 hours and wake up right before.
Then they would give him an IV drip of some real legit upper.
mary morgan
He's just on another planet.
tim pool
His eyes were like, his pupils are dilating.
He's like, I can see everything.
mary morgan
Were his eyes bleeding a few times?
It's like terrifying.
And then pair that with his like Cheshire Cat smile.
tim pool
Yeah, I remember when his eye popped on stage.
ian crossland
Yeah, like a blood vessel or something crazy.
Was that, you think that was drug induced?
Because I've never seen it happen before since.
Stress.
Maybe just stress.
mary morgan
It can be a lot of things.
ian crossland
But drugs can induce stress as well.
tim pool
You know what I think it really was?
Like, because it popped before he went on stage, right?
unidentified
I'm not sure.
lydia smith
No, I think it popped on stage.
tim pool
You sure?
lydia smith
I think so.
tim pool
Because I was going to say he was probably making a boom boom and he's an old man, so he was like... For real though, I mean... Let it happen.
ian crossland
That's terrible.
tim pool
You guys watched the new White House... I'm sorry, didn't he poo his pants in front of the Pope or something?
unidentified
That's a story.
Okay, that was the story, but... Is that confirmed?
mary morgan
Fact check.
unidentified
I'm gonna Google search this.
It was weird that they wouldn't record that meeting.
tim pool
Poopy Pants Biden by Omar Shabazz.
lydia smith
Oh good, it's a song.
tim pool
Okay, here we go, you guys, we got it.
Snopes has got the truth.
Did Biden poop his pants in Rome?
Another president, another pants pooping rumor.
False!
Well, hold on there a minute.
mary morgan
There was a rumor that Trump did the same?
tim pool
There was a rumor that Trump hired women of the night to relieve themselves on a bed.
hotep jesus
But Snopes is funny, like when they do the fact check.
It's like, yes, there were traces of feces in his underwear, but it wasn't a full poop.
unidentified
So therefore, false.
tim pool
They say an actual rumor is not a fact.
unidentified
Oh, okay.
lydia smith
Oh, that explains it.
tim pool
So, look at this.
He says, there's no evidence of his claim.
The claim wasn't derived from photos of Biden.
The story was that Joe Biden was apparently having some meeting and then mysteriously went absent for a short amount of time and then came back wearing some other clothes or something.
And everyone's like, he pooped his pants!
And I'm like, I agree.
I don't know if he actually did.
unidentified
Remember the pissy kid used to come to school with an extra pair of pants?
hotep jesus
I've been watching the secretary.
What is her job?
The woman, the press secretary?
Yeah, the press secretary.
ian crossland
needs extra. Bro had to clean himself up. I've been watching the secretary. What is her job?
The woman, the press secretary. Yeah, the press secretary.
She speaks for him, this new girl. And she says, um, a lot.
I want to get ahead of what is her name?
hotep jesus
I don't know what the new black lady.
ian crossland
Yeah, what's her name?
mary morgan
I only remember redhead.
ian crossland
Yeah, that was Jen Psaki.
mary morgan
Yeah, she was in suffering.
ian crossland
She just keeps this woman keep Kareen is her name.
hotep jesus
Yeah.
ian crossland
Oh, man.
I want to point out that she says I'm way too much.
Yeah, yeah.
lydia smith
It's disturbing.
She says things that just aren't true way too much.
And she also says, I don't know way too much.
Oh, what about Hunter Biden's laptop?
I have no idea.
You got to talk to Hunter Biden's lawyer about that.
hotep jesus
You got to talk to the White House about that.
mary morgan
But Jen Psaki would say, we're going to circle back to that.
unidentified
Right.
lydia smith
She was way better.
mary morgan
They don't circle back.
lydia smith
Yeah.
hotep jesus
Well, Psaki had more experience.
You know, when you're like a well-seasoned communist, like, lying just comes with the territory.
tim pool
Well, it's it's like, when you look into their eyes, you don't see a soul.
And it's just their program.
They can say whatever they need to with a straight face.
ian crossland
Yeah.
hotep jesus
Yeah, I mean, I mean, just a blatant lying.
that the left conducts is just egregious.
tim pool
Remember when Jack Posoba got punched?
hotep jesus
Yes.
tim pool
And then the cops walked up, having witnessed it, and that fat Antifa woman goes, nothing happened.
hotep jesus
Yeah.
tim pool
It's just like those eyes, dude, those evil lying eyes.
mary morgan
There's not a trace that they're doubting what they're saying.
Like they really aren't believing.
tim pool
No, they know they're lying.
She was like smirking like nothing happened.
I didn't see anything.
And the cops were like, yeah, we witnessed it.
We're arresting you.
ian crossland
Like, lying is good if you're lying against an evil entity like the Nazis.
Where are you hiding the Jews?
And you're like, I don't have any Jews in this house.
But you are hiding people that you're saving?
You're a liar, but you're doing it.
So these people probably are justifying it.
hotep jesus
Well, that's what Saul Alinsky says, right?
And justifies the means.
mary morgan
Some people believe all lying is unethical.
hotep jesus
Yeah.
mary morgan
Regardless of consequences or circumstances.
Maybe Jordan Peterson?
tim pool
Like, what if your kid is like, you know, Mom, am I attractive?
What's the mom gonna say?
Like what if your kid is like, you know, mom, am I attractive?
What's the mom going to say?
Yo, you're ugly.
unidentified
I did that once to my kid, man.
ian crossland
Oh how was it?
hotep jesus
It was terrible.
He came to me he said he drew like this this picture and he's a young boy and he was like seven or eight at the time he said dad what do you think this picture and I asked him I said do you want to know the truth of what I think and he looked me in the eye said yeah I want to know the truth I said bro that shit is ugly And he started breaking down crying.
I'm like, I'm such an idiot.
I am so stupid.
tim pool
That's what I'm saying.
hotep jesus
I was supposed to lie, duh.
ian crossland
Did you give him specific criticisms, like that nose is too big?
hotep jesus
No, after he started crying, I was like, man, I'm just playing, bro.
unidentified
That shit is dope.
tim pool
If it's a little kid and they're trying, you don't got to say that's terrible.
You just be like, you're doing really well.
You need to improve.
hotep jesus
But the way he said it was like he wanted constructive feedback.
tim pool
It's trash.
hotep jesus
I was hanging out with three grown adults and we were having a conversation about grown folk stuff and I said, can I provide some criticism?
And he says, we don't use the word criticism here.
It's called constructive feedback.
So you know you're definitely dealing with some Democrat liberals.
tim pool
They have to make it as verbose as possible.
hotep jesus
Yeah.
tim pool
As if it, like, softens the offense.
ian crossland
So what do you think is the best thing with a kid that wants the truth?
Like, are you like, well, I don't like it, but let me tell you why.
This line's a little crooked.
You could do this a little straighter.
You have a lot of good, and then give them a compliment sandwich.
mary morgan
I don't know if kids understand the complexities of that.
hotep jesus
Yeah, no, you just say, you know what, you're on your way to great art.
You're going to be awesome.
This is a great start.
You just got to go with that.
You know, we're still honest, but it's not saying right.
tim pool
You know, or you can mix it up a little bit and be like, you're on your way to being really, really great.
You keep working at this.
You're going to be fantastic.
The honest truth is you're no Rembrandt.
hotep jesus
Right.
tim pool
Not yet.
But you've got to keep working on Rembrandt.
hotep jesus
That's pretty harsh.
tim pool
It is pretty harsh, but... You know Rembrandt?
Nah, I'd say it's more of a Manet.
Not Monet.
You're close.
And then if your kid actually knows anything about art, they're like, how dare you?
hotep jesus
You're more of a Picasso.
You know, Picasso stuff is really ugly.
You're more of a Jackson Pollock.
Just like, you're the next Picasso.
tim pool
That's what you can do.
You can be like, he's a famous artist.
You know, Jackson Pollock, right?
So when your son draws trash, you can just be like, well, you know, some people like it.
ian crossland
So the press secretary's treating us like a little kid that she doesn't want to make start crying by being like, the economy's in shambles.
And we're like, oh!
She's like, it's great.
hotep jesus
The economy's fantastic.
tim pool
You're doing great.
ian crossland
You're going to be fine.
tim pool
I don't know.
hotep jesus
That's what they were lying about.
The whole Ukraine.
I'm not allowed to say that here on YouTube.
But the whole gas, right?
Like, oh, gas prices are low because Putin.
And it's just like, what?
Gas prices are high because of Putin.
unidentified
Right, right.
hotep jesus
Gas prices are high because of Putin.
Right.
They're low in Russia, but right.
But they lied about that, right?
And then they used Brittany Griner as a political pawn and said, she's locked up because Putin.
It's like, no, she's locked up because she broke a law.
tim pool
Just stop and think about how amazing this is.
Gas prices are skyrocketing.
People are complaining about gas prices going up.
Then one day Putin invades Ukraine and Biden goes, oh, those gas prices, it's Putin.
And then all these Democrats go, oh, that explains it.
And we're like, dude, that just happened.
The price of gas was already up.
And they're like, no, it's Putin.
It's like, okay, man.
ian crossland
Yeah, everybody was looking for the villain.
They're like, who's the villain?
Who's the villain?
Something bad.
unidentified
Who's the villain?
ian crossland
There's got to be a villain because of this.
tim pool
This is what I imagine.
That fat auntie of a woman, when Jack Posoba got punched and she looks at him, she's like, I didn't see anything.
And you, and it's like, she got that smirk on her face.
Remember when that Struck guy, whatever his name is.
lydia smith
Peter Struck?
tim pool
Peter Struck.
hotep jesus
Yes.
tim pool
And he's testifying and he has that thing with his eyes.
And Christine Blasey Ford does it too.
These people like envision themselves as like G.I.
Joe villains.
lydia smith
That's what it looks like.
tim pool
Like, you're acting like you're evil, dude.
hotep jesus
Do they believe they're on the side of good, though?
tim pool
I don't know.
Maybe they think they're villains.
ian crossland
The guy that said that we need to protect the liberal world order, it was pretty much like, I think he thinks he's on the side of good, but that the side of good is the liberal world, is like global military American dominance.
hotep jesus
So that means his boss has completely got him conditioned and brainwashed.
I just yeah he's like literally creme de la creme of the sheep.
ian crossland
But I'm wondering these days like you know the liberal world order you're familiar for the century do you know much about?
hotep jesus
No.
ian crossland
It's like the in 1946 they built it after world war ii they're like we can never have another world war we need to set up military bases around the world we're going to use the American military as the forefront we're going to use the American economy and it's like a global the industrial military industrial complex basically so now They called it the New World Order.
George Bush Sr.
was like, we're going to set up a new world order.
And they're talking about improving this liberal world order.
And it's basically there's this or there's like the Chinese world order, which is BRICS.
Brazil, Russia, China, India, South Africa.
So it's like we're going to have one world order or another.
I mean, we might be able to resist and have like a decentralized union, which is ideal in my opinion.
But right now we have these world competing world orders and it's like, do we support the liberal one or do we just... I wrote a book on a world order.
hotep jesus
Okay.
It's called The Patriot Report, Unmasking the Conspiracy of Money and War.
And there was this funny part in my book about the Bretton Woods Agreement.
And how they were able to convince the United States to be the reserve currency for these nations.
And that was pretty eye-opening.
Studying the Brentwoods Agreement and Keynes and how they put this together and then how That led into, uh, I would call hyperinflation of the dollar.
And I think that's 1971 that happens when it, uh, Bretton Woods agreement basically dissolves.
But that, that, when I looked at the Bretton Woods agreement, like, I think that was 1944 Bretton Woods agreement.
Somebody got to look that up.
Um, don't get me to lie, but it lines up with what you said, like that whole world order around that same time period.
So now when you say it, I'm like, Hmm, maybe there's some connectedness there.
tim pool
It's falling apart.
ian crossland
1944, yeah.
1944?
There you go.
tim pool
When Epstein is mainstream, like the whole Epstein story, when Maxwell's being publicly sentenced, they won't reveal the client list, when the Georgia Guidestones are blown up, when they're shooting at farmers, meanwhile there's a food shortage coming, the narrative is collapsing.
ian crossland
I understand the hatred of the patriarchy that like, oh, we've got these old Roman guys basically trying to own everyone through religion and through, you know, whatever, God is a man, all this nonsense.
But like, it doesn't mean that just destroying it is the way to go.
Because there's much worse things out there as well.
We got to keep that in mind.
Chinese communism is very dangerous.
The CCP is very dangerous.
The citizens are like on lockdown 24.
They're like, Well, let's talk a little bit about this.
tim pool
This is the story from NPR.
Shinzo Abe, killed at 67, leaves a storied legacy as Japan's longest-serving premier.
So for those that didn't see the story, I mean, it's been a crazy week, right?
I know the Large Hadron Collider just fired up, but man, already?
unidentified
Insane.
hotep jesus
Yeah, it's been insane as soon as that thing opened up.
tim pool
And I mean it's honestly it's been a crazy past month or so but so Shinzo Abe in Japan, he's the longest-serving prime minister, he's very popular, and he was shot in the back.
Cowardly.
Cowardly assassination.
The dude had a homemade shotgun.
So...
You know, people talk about how he opposed China.
He was conservative.
He opposed communism.
And so many are wondering, what was the motivation for taking him out?
Could it be that Japan was leading the cause against China in Southeast Asia?
You look at what Joe Biden's doing with his son.
Joe Biden was taking oil out of the Strategic Reserve and about a million barrels were given to China through a company called, what is it?
Do you remember what it's called?
No, I don't.
No, no, no, no.
hotep jesus
UNESCO?
tim pool
No, not UNESCO.
Sonapac or whatever, I can't remember the name.
lydia smith
No, I can't, sorry.
tim pool
We could pull it up.
You have to wonder, you know, his sons involved in these companies had apparently invested something through private equity.
It really does look like they're trying to give or hoard wealth and bring it to China.
You look at what happened to Shinzo Abe, I think they're not going to win.
When these actions are overt and in the public and it's no longer a conspiracy theory, it looks like the liberal world order, their global agenda is failing.
They are desperately trying to stop the holes they're bursting in the hole, but they can't do it.
ian crossland
Do you think that the people like the global banking establishment, for instance, like the Bank for International Settlements in Switzerland, is it intentionally moving the wealth and power away from the liberal world order into BRICS, the Chinese world order?
And it's intentional.
And that's why they're happy to see all this hatred of the liberal world order.
But they're still using the American government as pawns to try and act like we're defending it.
hotep jesus
Well, that's a good point.
tim pool
I mean, Unipec was a Chinese company and it was associated with Sinopec, which is the parent company of which Hunter Biden is tied to.
In 2015, a private equity firm he co-founded bought a $1.7 billion stake in Sinopec marketing.
So, I just think Joe Biden's gutting and selling out the system, and I think a lot of it is... I think they're trying to transfer wealth to China.
ian crossland
Who invested?
hotep jesus
You said they're transferring wealth to China.
ian crossland
Biden's son invested in Sinopec?
tim pool
Hunter Biden is tied to Sinopec through a private equity firm he co-founded, which bought a $1.7 billion stake in Sinopec marketing.
ian crossland
Okay, the president's son is investing in the communist Chinese oil companies.
This is freakish.
Or his company is doing it, I should say.
tim pool
And Joe Biden took our oil and sent it their way.
ian crossland
Look, we're not enemies at every turn, I get that.
But at some point, put the cards on the table.
hotep jesus
Well, well, when you sit, when you sit in a position of power, um, it gives you opportunity to make a fortune for yourselves.
And I think that, you know, especially when you use these terms like liberal world order, these people don't have an allegiance to America or United States per se, right?
They have an allegiance to their club, to their families, right?
We weren't invited out to, uh, What's the club that they just went out to out there in Switzerland?
ian crossland
Davos.
hotep jesus
Davos.
We weren't invited to Davos, right?
So I think it's that club.
And then when we start saying like, you know, moving money into China, it could be a little bit of hedging their bets, right?
Like you put a little bit of money here.
I think they're trying to invest in Ukraine, right?
And they're just trying to hedge their bets.
My thing is, especially when I've been studying Russian history, which is quite fascinating.
Um, They, they, uh, it seems like Russia is the one place they just can't penetrate too deeply this world order.
And they've been poking at it for a really long time, obviously going back to, uh, the Russian revolution, et cetera, et cetera.
I've been poking at this bear, you know, uh, and then, you know, the North was, uh, allied, you know, Abe Lincoln basically owes Russia for helping him win that war, the civil war.
So, you know, um, I don't know, man.
I look at Russia as being a key component in all of this.
So when I look at this table, right, this pseudo table, you know, I guess there's America sitting at the table and there's some Chinese man sitting at the table.
And I think the Russia, Russian oligarchs were kicked out the club, I guess.
ian crossland
Right.
hotep jesus
And they're just not allowed at the table anymore.
But I think Russia has always been its own thing.
And I think that's the one thing they're trying to conquer.
But I think there's somebody buddy with China.
tim pool
Oh, absolutely.
hotep jesus
Because China is so The population, they've come so far and in just a short amount of time, this is a backwards agrarian society at one point, like they're all farmers and they started producing shoes and they became a superpower and bootleg and everything.
And they got a strong military and I think we fear them.
I think there's some legitimate fear there.
tim pool
I think everything we're seeing across the board is just the liberal world order has fallen.
They've lost control.
They lost control in 2016.
hotep jesus
What is this liberal world order?
tim pool
It's a collection of international interests, political leaders and corporations that are working together to prevent World War III.
To prevent or what?
hotep jesus
Is that their excuse or is that what they're really trying to do?
ian crossland
Henry Kissinger talked a lot about limited war and the idea was we would set up proxy wars rather than say that there's some Russian aggression.
hotep jesus
Oh, that's what you're just saying.
ian crossland
Rather than bomb Moscow, we just have war with them in Vietnam.
hotep jesus
Yeah.
ian crossland
We could blow up all our weapons and then, you know, Raytheon can make a crap load of money.
hotep jesus
Yes.
ian crossland
Still.
And we can keep the power moving, keep the bombs building, but without having to destroy each other.
hotep jesus
Oh, that makes sense.
Okay.
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
You can, you can pull up the council on foreign relations and they break down what is the liberal world order or the liberal economic world order.
So when George W. Bush or, um, anyone else says a new world order, they're talking about something evolving from the liberal world order, something else.
The funny thing is it was a conspiracy theory 10 years ago.
unidentified
Right.
hotep jesus
And now it's just public information.
tim pool
Now Biden's advisor is going on TV and saying it.
hotep jesus
Yeah.
tim pool
That's why I think it's falling apart.
They needed to rule from the shadows, call you crazy if you criticize them.
They can't anymore.
Now it's just the truth.
ian crossland
I think the new world order that they're trying to do is, I don't know if it's the metaverse, if it's like Klaus Schwab's World Economic Forum, that the governments cannot control themselves, they need corporations to control them.
unidentified
They need the corporation!
tim pool
And he's wearing his, like, Sith outfit.
Have you seen that cloak he wears?
ian crossland
That's a New World Order that could be established, but I don't like the idea of people being, like, digital slaves, getting their body heat harvested.
tim pool
As long as you're in charge, you know, like one of the five people controlling Big Tech Silicon Valley, everyone else, you're screwed.
hotep jesus
Yeah.
mary morgan
Why are we talking about it like the world order that takes power next is the last one?
I mean, we've had many world orders, right?
Many dynasties, empires.
tim pool
Nope, just one.
mary morgan
Which one is that?
tim pool
Just one.
Just, I don't know, Biden.
mary morgan
Just Biden?
tim pool
Just Biden.
mary morgan
Just globo homo?
tim pool
Biden has been in charge of it all since forever, actually.
ian crossland
Since Atlantis.
mary morgan
Biden is actually Satan.
tim pool
The Biden family is... You know what's funny is like Sun Tzu, when you are strong, appear weak, when you're weak, appear strong.
Like the gag is that Joe Biden goes up on stage and then says nonsense and reads the prompter.
And then he's like, as soon as he gets backstage, he stiffens up, straightens up, says, all right, get to work, ladies, you know, everybody.
And he's like, clean, fast, sharp with it.
It's like he's the 80th generation of Biden to have been controlling the world.
unidentified
The spirit of Andy Kaufman is alive and well, ladies and gentlemen.
tim pool
Obama, you know, criticized him and then behind the scenes, he's like, Joe, I'm sorry.
You know, I had to say that because that's okay.
You get it.
Whatever you need, sir.
ian crossland
I feel like it's the Roman world order was pretty predominant.
And then they made the Catholic church to kind of, they're like, well, if we can't govern them with our, with our emperor anymore, we're going to govern their minds with our religion.
hotep jesus
And well, I would agree with that.
I just want to add to that.
I think it's sort of reverse order.
I think people were first ruled by religion, and then later on it was, I guess, nationality?
mary morgan
When was that?
hotep jesus
When what?
mary morgan
Like when nation states came to be?
hotep jesus
Well, you had the Islamic world, right?
The Islamic world was a huge superpower.
mary morgan
That's ancient as well.
hotep jesus
I mean, they kind of, in a way, Well, it depends on what you would define as ancient.
I mean... 50 years old?
It's 50 years old.
Yeah, if you would say 50 years old, then yeah, like, you know, but... Like the Ottoman Empire, for example.
The Ottoman Empire doesn't fall until, I guess, what is it, the late 1800s, early 1900s, right?
Yeah, after World War I.
Yeah.
So the Ottoman Empire is like usually Islamic, et cetera, et cetera.
So they had a lot of power.
In fact, the, you know, if you read his book by Chancellor William called Destruction of African Civilization, uh, there's a, if I'm not misquoting him, but there's a part in there that basically says Islam is the reason why African civilizations fell.
Um, and it's pretty interesting what his theory is on that.
I can explain if you want.
tim pool
You have an elevator version, elevator pitch?
hotep jesus
Yeah.
Yeah.
Basically what he says is, um, The missionaries of the Caliphate sit on your borders.
And they basically peddle the religion, but the, the, the people that are sitting on the borders of your nation are also doubling as spies and learning about your culture and your ways and so on and so forth, how things move.
And then basically what happens is, um, uh, you know, African is pit against African because you're now choosing my African or my Islam first.
And many people were choosing Islam over being African.
So now you have this divided nation and he has a lot of evidence to support it in the book.
I think it's a pretty interesting theory.
ian crossland
The caliphate's interesting because it's not national.
It's like this, its own entity.
I don't know much about it.
I just know that the head of the caliphate is not necessarily the head of the country.
hotep jesus
Yeah.
ian crossland
So they would say the nation, well, the nation of Islam was a specific thing, right?
That was like a, an organization that was created.
hotep jesus
Yeah.
Yeah.
But then you also have, then you have the church that comes down.
Right.
So like when you go into African nations, you'll see like the, uh, the white Jesus on the wall.
Like I, I buried my grandma, I think it was last year in Jamaica.
And it was just hilarious to see a whole black congregation and then them have like a picture of white Jesus on the wall.
And all I just see is like colonization.
But I think, uh, nations first ruled with religion.
And I think, you know, after that it kind of evolved and the new religion is something else now.
tim pool
That's crazy to me though, because a lot of cultures have their own ethnic image of Jesus.
Like there's, we talk about it a lot.
There's Japanese Jesus.
hotep jesus
Really?
unidentified
Yeah.
hotep jesus
Oh, that's dope.
tim pool
Yeah.
And, um, we've, we've had Seamus on talking about it too, where he's just like, yeah, of course, every culture views him as like, you know, as them or whatever.
And there's like no issue there or whatever.
mary morgan
And interestingly, apparitions of the Virgin Mary are often different based on the culture.
So Our Lady of Guadalupe appeared their ethnicity in their cultural garb, but much different from Our Lady of Lourdes, for instance, or Fatima.
Okay.
tim pool
That's why I'm like, I don't, I don't see it.
You know, we see these memes all the time from the left and they're like, here's what Jesus really looked like.
And it's like a Sephardic guy.
mary morgan
That's not the point.
Obviously there's no description of what Jesus looks like in the Bible because that wasn't the point of him being here.
hotep jesus
I thought it was Daniel 7 verse 9 or Daniel 9 verse 7.
I could be wrong.
tim pool
Yeah, it said he was six foot five with bulging muscles and blonde hair.
ian crossland
He looked like Jason Momoa.
Wait, so there's literally, you say there is a description of him, but you were mentioned?
hotep jesus
Yeah, I believe there is.
mary morgan
Not to my knowledge.
ian crossland
I mean, I could see that that would be intentional if he had like dark skin and they're like, we need to empower the Roman patriarchy and we need to disempower the Jews.
Let's make people think this guy's a white guy.
tim pool
I disagree.
I think if they wanted to control you, if the idea was about control, you would need to convince the people he's of you.
So the idea would be to make a picture of a Japanese Jesus, to make a picture of an Arabic Jesus, or a white Jesus, so that those people would be like, oh yeah, they're like me.
ian crossland
So they gave no description.
I want to hear what you were saying.
What was it called?
The section where you thought there was a description of Jesus?
hotep jesus
Oh yeah.
Is it Daniel 7 verse 9 or Daniel 9 verse 7?
I'm no biblical guy.
I could be completely off.
tim pool
that just popped in my mind. I want to jump to the story real quick too and we can carry this on.
Just talking about what happened to Shinzo Abe, gun control, we're also talking about religion
and things like that. It made me think of, you know, Handmaid's Tale. And I have this tweet,
I'm going to read it because I don't care if I get in trouble on, you know, YouTube or whatever.
So I tweeted, um, the good news is that once guns are banned, the handmaidens will have no way to fight back against fascists and will be forced to carry babies for fat incels.
unidentified
Wow.
tim pool
So I just, you know, I thought of this cause I'm, I'm on Facebook and I'm just like scrolling through it.
And then I see an individual who posted two memes.
The first meme was a handmaiden, and it was like the theocratic fascists are forcing women to carry babies or whatever.
And the next one was like, we should ban all guns.
I'm sick of this.
Just ban all of them.
And I'm like, who do you think will then have the guns?
Like, you think you're being ruled like you're in the handmaid's tale, and then you want the theocratic fascists to have all the guns.
And I was like, maybe this will be like a way for you to understand why that's a bad thing.
unidentified
Let me hop out the window and just take a guess here.
tim pool
of the country it had mainstay I've never seen it or read it or anything I
unidentified
don't know you don't know nobody knows it's so stupid let me hop out the window
tim pool
and just take a guess here Italy no no no it was like It was in North America, but they changed the name of the country, and it was like women were forced to carry babies.
hotep jesus
Oh, this is a fictional place?
Yeah, yeah.
lydia smith
Lightly fictionalized.
hotep jesus
Oh, okay.
Because it looks very Catholic, the garb.
tim pool
Well, that was the idea.
mary morgan
It looks very Puritan, not Catholic.
tim pool
Like a religion took over.
And then now all these people are like, we're living in the Handmaid's Tale.
Quick, give the government your guns.
ian crossland
The Republic of Gilead.
tim pool
Gilead.
unidentified
That's what it was.
lydia smith
Bible name.
tim pool
Yeah, that's right.
Because these people have only read two books, Harry Potter and The Handmaid's Tale.
But as Jameis points out often, they probably didn't even read the books.
They watched the adaptation.
ian crossland
And this is, it's a strongly patriarchal white supremacist totalitarian.
This is at least from Wikipedia.
It could be anything.
Theonomic?
Theocratic state?
What's a theonomic state?
tim pool
I guess like the economy is based on religion or something?
ian crossland
Like the god king is on the coin and stuff?
tim pool
I guess maybe.
mary morgan
Maybe they're getting at something.
You know what's like really Handmaid's Tale is the fact that like pubescent girls are put on the pill at like age 12.
Or like surrogacy is so common.
tim pool
I got it.
ian crossland
Theonomy is hypothetical form of government ruled by Christian divine law in which non-Christians are excluded from citizenship.
tim pool
I thought that was theocracy.
hotep jesus
That sounds healthy, actually.
ian crossland
Well, in a theocracy, I think you can not practice the religion and still be a citizen.
tim pool
Oh, but in a theonomy, you have to?
ian crossland
Apparently, yeah.
lydia smith
Or you're excluded.
ian crossland
Hypothetical, though, so maybe no one's ever existed before.
tim pool
I like how there's always one book.
They're like, it's 1984!
And then a law changes.
No, it's the Handmaid's Tale!
This is 1984 again!
ian crossland
What was Biden's executive order?
Something about reproductive rights.
Did you guys see?
hotep jesus
Yeah, I saw something about that.
What did he say again?
tim pool
He said, end of line, end of quote, repeat the line.
That was the whole thing.
mary morgan
That was the whole executive order.
tim pool
It's extremely limited.
Let me see if I can pull it up because we didn't have it pulled up.
There's not a whole lot that he can do.
But we do have the story here, if it loads.
Yeah, I had some slow internet.
TimCast.com's giving us the business.
hotep jesus
I debated a Democrat congressional candidate on that topic, Roe v. Wade, and the decision.
And she actually capitulated at the end.
tim pool
Really?
hotep jesus
Yeah.
tim pool
What was your stance?
What were you saying?
hotep jesus
I just said, let's, can we go by like the actual SCOTUS decision in the verbiage in the held section?
Right.
I think it's Dobbs versus Jackson or whatever.
And I was like, can we just read what it says and, and judge that decision and say, is this decision fair?
Yeah.
And she had to capitulate.
tim pool
It was after.
unidentified
Yeah.
hotep jesus
I mean, like after you, you know, tell me your history, our history or whatever, you know, all the bad things white people have done to black people.
Right.
But here's the funny thing about the debate.
She said, um, She would mandate.
tim pool
The Jeb?
hotep jesus
Yeah.
She said she wouldn't mandate.
tim pool
They're fascists, bro.
hotep jesus
But she came on the podcast saying that she was all for body autonomy with the whole Roe v. Wade situation.
And I'm just like, how do you even... So I said to her, I said, you just sat here and told me every reason why we can't trust white folk, and then all of a sudden, when it comes to this, all of a sudden it's like, we gotta listen to them.
tim pool
And I'm just like... It's because it's not about women's healthcare, it's about control.
hotep jesus
If Roe v. Wade was never overturned, that means that SCOTUS can weigh in on birth rights to eliminate or keep a baby.
tim pool
I just gotta say it.
Yo, leftists, you're in a cult.
And I'll tell you why.
Abortion is defined by the CDC as terminating a pregnancy in a way that does not result in a live birth.
That would mean that ectopic pregnancies, these are not abortions.
Planned Parenthood outright says.
I forgot the name.
Do you know what the name of the operation for an ectopic pregnancy is?
It's not an abortion.
It's a surgical procedure they have to do.
There's a bunch of stories they're talking about where it's like, One woman was like, I had a dead baby, you know, in my womb
and they wouldn't take it out.
And it's like, that's not an abortion.
That's a miscarriage.
And there's a name.
lydia smith
Salpingoscomy.
Sorry.
Is that what it is?
tim pool
Salpingoscomy.
Planned Parenthood even talks about this.
Abortion is when you end the pregnancy and there's no live birth.
So the baby is.
mary morgan
So that's the abuse of language.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
Well, the problem is these people don't understand that.
So they're like, I see these memes and they go, it's not about pro-life.
It's about controlling women.
And it's like the Supreme court did not ban abortion.
You're talking about Texas.
Take it up with Texas.
hotep jesus
Right.
tim pool
But when the Supreme Court goes, we do not have the authority over the states and they cry about it, they're fascists.
They're the authoritarians who want to control you and have no logic behind their morality.
ian crossland
The problem is the Supreme Court's acknowledging they don't have the right to decide for people.
But why would they give that power to the governors?
Like a governor can decide for its entire state.
hotep jesus
Because that's how it looks Yeah, 10th Amendment says the states make their own rules.
Basically what the held section says is we are taking the authority and overturning it, or it says returning it.
So if you're saying returning authority, that means they held authority.
ian crossland
But they return it to the states.
hotep jesus
And the people.
ian crossland
Yeah, but not to the governor solely.
tim pool
No, it's the legislature.
ian crossland
How many people is that?
unidentified
11?
tim pool
17?
It's the legislature.
ian crossland
How many people are in a state legislature?
tim pool
They're all different.
Some have hundreds.
hotep jesus
Depends on how they draw up their, every state has their own constitution.
tim pool
Some states are commonwealth systems, some states are not.
Some have a general, I think Nebraska has a general assembly, and then some have representatives and senators.
It's all different.
hotep jesus
But basically what SCOTUS is saying is, The term abortion does not exist anywhere in this document, right?
Because the people that created this country weren't heathens like you anyway.
But this term isn't in here.
And so because it doesn't exist in here, we don't have any jurisdiction over it.
What we do have jurisdiction over, however, is the Fourth Amendment.
So if you want to claim that your privacy was violated by having this operation done, you can come back here and say, yo, they violated my privacy.
OK, cool.
You can't do that, states.
And that's a plausible argument.
But you can't say I got the right to an abortion because there's nowhere in the Constitution the word abortion.
You can just press control F on it.
And the word just doesn't pop up.
And that's all the SCOTUS document is saying.
And what I think it's, it's very deleterious for, for the left, especially like, I'm not going to say it's celebrities because celebrities don't know no better, but for the people that know better to manipulate women and make them believe that this decision banned abortion, I thought was really evil.
Like there's women out here that are going to have Real emotional reactions to this, right?
Women are gonna be crying, da-da-da-da.
What if you break down crying in the middle of, you know, driving home, you crash?
Like, you're putting people's lives at risk.
Instead of saying, hey, can we teach you how to read a SCOTUS document?
A SCOTUS decision?
And then you can interpret this however you see fit?
tim pool
You see what happens with Brett Kavanaugh at, uh, was it Morton's Steakhouse?
unidentified
Mm-mm.
I heard about this.
tim pool
They show up, he has to exit out the back.
And then people started calling in fake reservations to just jam up and hurt the business.
hotep jesus
See?
tim pool
Yo, these are crazy days indeed.
hotep jesus
But they are fascists, like you said, right?
And people threw that word around a lot.
tim pool
Fascistic.
hotep jesus
Yes.
tim pool
So the reality is they're more communist.
And I don't mean that in the sense of ideological communism.
I mean in the sense of the literal communism.
Fascists tend to be ultra-traditionalist authoritarian.
So that was a general idea with what we saw in Europe.
And then you had the communists.
Both of them had a salute.
Both of them would raise their right arm.
The Nazis would do the open-hand Roman salute, and the communists would do the closed-fist red salute.
Today, you can walk down the street and do the communist salute, the red salute, and nobody bats an eye.
Don't go around doing the Nazi salute, people will beat you up.
So, with Europe, you had people who wanted to erase culture.
Like in China, for instance, the Cultural Revolution.
They wanted to purge the old.
The fascists wanted to return to tradition.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
These people want to purge tradition. They want to purge religion. They want to purge tradition.
They want to create a new system. They are amoral authoritarians.
hotep jesus
So it is more in the communist vein. Yeah. Oh, it's definitely communist. But
communism. So I think communism is the mechanism with which fascism is empowered because I
define fascism as being the control of the economy. Right.
And communism is like the process of centralizing everything.
You know, even when you look at the 10 planks of Marxism, I always talk about this, the word centralization pops up in there twice, right?
Centralization of credit within the hands of state and centralization of communication, right?
And we're starting to see, in the United States, there is, FCC obviously exists, but there is a centralization of communication and press, because it's all the same people, right?
So you see that, you know, popping up in the United States, but I see communism as, I see the United States as being a communist utopia already.
Like, if Marx was alive today, he'd be like, damn, y'all are good.
He'd really love it.
unidentified
Why's that?
hotep jesus
Because people don't know that they're living in a communist state.
People think they're living in a capitalist state.
It's like, no, the capitalism is supporting the communism.
tim pool
And if that, right?
You look at what China's doing.
I love the political compass that someone took it and then folded the left and the right together and put China.
Because they're communists, but they use market forces and systems as a means of control.
hotep jesus
Yes.
ian crossland
Can you dive into your explanation of the US being communist?
Like, at what level?
hotep jesus
I have a working theory I can give you.
So, the United States was 13 colonies in the very beginning, and then it was somebody's idea to federate, right?
tim pool
Well, technically, there were other British colonies.
Quebec, for instance, was a British colony, and they said, no, we're not going to get involved.
So it could have been 14.
hotep jesus
Yeah.
tim pool
Yeah.
hotep jesus
So they decided to federate and centralize power, right?
unidentified
All right.
hotep jesus
So let's put that aside.
Then you get the...
uh the czar in russia is toppled and then you get the uh the democratic republic right and what do they call that the duma and then uh after that uh you get the uh uh color revolution in germany and then that becomes the weimar republic and that's also a democratic republic and the um and the king there um uh uh uh uh falls right so i'm looking at these commonalities and i'm like all right so you have Uh, some sort of feudalist state at that point.
And then communism comes in, which is basically just a revolution to, to, to centralize power.
And they bring this thing to a democratic Republic.
And I'm looking at United States.
I'm like, nice days is technically a democratic Republic.
And we have a centralization.
And then there's the whole thing about the 10 planks of communism, all being executed in United States.
Um, but the main thing for me was, uh, Uh, the Lenin quote, 90% of communism was creating a central bank.
And I, like I said, I wrote a book on the central banks of America and I'm just looking at all this stuff and I'm like, Hmm, this is very communistic.
So I just, I don't view, you know, for example, when we look at something like minimum wage.
Like minimum wage is a socialist machination, right?
The Soviets pushed for something like that.
And it's also got like racist roots as well.
But when you see stuff like that in America, like minimum wage is like the first red flag.
That we live in a communist nation.
Minimum wage is just a horrible, horrible idea.
tim pool
No Fault Divorce was communist, apparently, too.
hotep jesus
Really?
ian crossland
Yeah, 1917.
tim pool
Was that you who brought that up?
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
Yeah, it's crazy.
ian crossland
It was shocking.
That was the first introduction of it.
hotep jesus
Explain that.
ian crossland
Well, the idea that in any type of marriage you could just get divorced for no reason was unheard of until the communists, Lenin and his friends in 1917 overthrew the Tsar, Nicholas.
And one of the things they did was like, yeah, if you want to leave, yeah, destroy, you know.
Whatever reason, I don't know, and I barely surface level understand this.
tim pool
They want the state to be your family.
They want you to be dependent upon the state.
ian crossland
The communist Russians were very much fascist.
Yes.
Fascism is when the government controls business, essentially the collusion.
And now the Federal Reserve is very much fascist.
It's the collusion.
Now I'm wondering, does that mean that it's communist?
Not necessarily.
You can have fascism without communism, I think.
Or, It's just the idea of fascism, because you can say that the
government doesn't own Alphabet, doesn't own Google, but man, they can make them do what
they want. Twitter. They can make Twitter shut their mouth. The execs, like, do stuff. That's deeply
disturbing.
tim pool
time.
You can get served a national security letter.
People don't understand this, man.
These big media companies, you think that Elon Musk can get into Twitter and save the day?
You think that, I'll say this even of TimCast and The Daily Wire, what would we do?
What would you do if Tomorrow, the NSA, the FBI, the CIA, whoever else, comes with a national security letter and says, for these reasons, you have to turn over your data and you can't do these things.
Dare us.
Go against us.
There have been a few companies that have chosen to shut down.
There was one famous encrypted email provider that said, we won't do it.
We're shutting down our company and refusing to hand over the data, and then told everybody we were serving a national security letter.
But that They could, you know, gulag you for that stuff.
unidentified
Absolutely.
tim pool
So most people... You know why you don't hear about that all that often?
Because they're not going to go up against the U.S.
unidentified
government.
ian crossland
Well, they're not allowed.
They get gag orders, too.
If you tell people that you got the order, that's also a violation of the order.
tim pool
That's the point.
If we got... I'll tell you this.
I would shut this company down in two seconds if they came and tried to mandate we did anything.
But this stuff happens.
They'll come in and say, for national security reasons, that story is dead.
And I'd be like, first, hey, and they'd be like, then you're done.
And I'll be like, what you got to understand, I'll stop there and completely change the subject and say, there was a journalist who was about to break a big story on a general.
And then he complained that somebody was tampering with his car.
And then he got in his car.
And then died!
Because the car was speeding down Wilshire Boulevard and it exploded.
And then it rammed into a tree and blew up.
So, uh, you have to wonder about stories like that.
Remember that guy who was investigating the CIA in crack and then he shot himself twice in the head?
In a suicide?
Look, you hear these stories and the coroner's or the autopsy report comes out and it's like, yes, he was hung and then shot himself in the chest and the face in a suicide.
And you're like, how could that make sense?
It's not supposed to.
It's supposed to be telling you this is what happens when you go against us.
hotep jesus
Yeah.
ian crossland
Yeah, I like what you were saying, bro, about like, um, that Marx would be satisfied with what we've got going on, because we think we're in a capitalist society.
But actually, you think you own your data, if you're like a programmer.
But if the government, if the CIA comes and says, you give us that you have, you're bound, I mean, I gotta say, under duress for it, you know, I don't agree.
tim pool
I'll meet you halfway Marx would would be he'll be sitting down with some white liberal woman and going like, Wow, you've done very good, very good.
And then he turns the TV on and he sees all the woke stuff and he's like, Oh, because he's racist.
Oh, yeah, he's super racist.
So he says like, No, no, no, what are you doing?
Yeah, yeah, he'd actually freak out.
hotep jesus
I think there's gonna be some culture shock.
But like, after they explained to him, like how well this is working about bringing, he's gonna go, okay, this is kind of genius.
You've used the N words to bring about Oh, wow, I didn't even think of that.
ian crossland
And you made the Chinese look like the bad guy.
tim pool
And you made He was like a racist rich kid, wasn't he?
hotep jesus
Yeah.
Well, I mean, his homie was supporting him.
Angles?
Angles was supporting him.
ian crossland
Oh, he was super rich.
Angles.
hotep jesus
Yeah.
ian crossland
This is a good story.
hotep jesus
He had a couple of businesses, yeah.
ian crossland
Friedrich Angles.
tim pool
This is the problem.
Who was mentioning this before the show?
I think maybe it was you, Ian, or something.
No, I wasn't, man.
had a joke about how all these people you know that they're spoiled because they're
like why would you want to live in America?
No I wasn't.
Who was talking about that?
unidentified
I don't know I wasn't in the room.
tim pool
I think it was a Ryan Long made the joke that you've got these uh these millennials you
know that you know they're like spoiled first worlders as they're like oh America's terrible
Meanwhile, people from Guatemala are crawling through deserts and dying in the middle of 90-mile vast wastelands, desperate to come here.
ian crossland
I think is it Sri Lanka where they have gasoline rationing now only for emergency vehicles?
People are lined up.
hotep jesus
I love America, man.
I think America's beautiful.
Often people are like, oh, I want to leave the country on vacation.
I'm like, why?
I like America.
tim pool
No, I'm down.
I'm like, Hey, I got an idea.
Like I've offered to send leftists to Israel.
unidentified
Really?
tim pool
Like I will buy you a plane ticket.
We'll go out and get your hotel room.
Have you talked to people?
And then they're like, but Israel, and they go on and talk about evil is and all that stuff.
And then it's like, I'm not saying don't talk to the Palestinians.
I get it.
But bro.
Imagine what it must be like to be living in a house, not understanding the political, what's going on with government, not being involved in government, and the rocket blows up over your house.
You want to talk about hard living?
You want to complain about life in America?
Wait till the rocket lands, slams into your neighbor's building, kills your neighbor's kid, and then be like, oh, life is hard in America.
This is the problem with most of these activists.
I'm not saying, I'm not, I'm not trying to take sides in Israel, Palestine, or anything like that.
I'm just saying you got to recognize for people in Palestine, when the bomb comes down, life is not easy.
For people in Israel, when a rocket slams into their building, life is not easy.
At the very least, you can say it's way better in America in terms of safety, security, and comfort.
And these people, born in this country, with their hipster mustaches and their, and their man buns, are complaining about how bad it is here.
I would like to buy that person a ticket and bring them to Complexo do Alamão in Brazil and let you go and see what it's like.
You ever see the open-air sewers in Brazil?
So in the favelas, because favelas are shantytowns basically and they just build where they build, there is a... I did an interview with a gang leader and we're standing on his little bridge and the bridge was above an open-air sewer where you would see PVC pipes sticking out from where the houses are and then just turds go...
unidentified
And they just splatter.
Yeah.
tim pool
And then when it rains, it just washes it down into the ocean.
And that's what you live next to.
And that's when you walk out your front door.
That's what you're looking at.
You're not looking at a street.
You're looking at an open air sewer system.
And I'm like, I'd love to bring you there and talk to you about poverty.
About the people who don't have running water.
So what they have is they have vats on their roof.
When it rains, it fills up, and that's what you get to flush the toilet.
So if it doesn't rain, I went to a favela, I went to a house, and I was interviewing a family, and their toilet was just stacked up with crap.
And I was like, can I use your bathroom?
Like, it's right here!
And then I'm like...
It's like, above the toilet.
Like, how do I use it?
And they're like, just pile it on.
They're like, we'll flush it when we can flush it, but we don't have any water right now.
ian crossland
Having those water collectors is luxury.
I was in Peru, in the Iquitos, in the Belén district, and they were just pooping in the river.
And then where all the trash was, just plastic, everything, just you could barely even see water when you look into the riverway.
And then they would drink that water too.
unidentified
We're never educated.
tim pool
I talk about how chickens are smart enough not to drink water they've crapped in, but not smart enough not to crap in their water.
And then I realize humans aren't even that smart.
They'll crap in the water and then drink it.
ian crossland
Uneducated.
It was ignorance.
tim pool
But the chickens don't do it!
Like so we put the water thing out and the chickens will stand over it and they just look at you and they're like all dumb and they just go like they squat and then just crap right in the water and then you'll watch them walk up and look at it and like look around and then walk away because they know like I can't drink that but they don't realize they did it right and so we make fun of them for it and then I was watching some video about how people were in the river just crapping and then other people were scooping water out for their drinking water and I'm like I guess chickens are And did a little better than us.
ian crossland
Did you ever live around the world?
hotep jesus
I've traveled.
Um, my family's from Jamaica, so, uh, I've seen, um, real poverty.
Uh, I've been to Africa, Tanzania to be exact.
And Tanzania was really dope.
I actually want to bring my modern life out there.
Um, but, uh, Jamaica was different.
Like even just going to my grandma's house in Jamaica was really rough.
Uh, they didn't have water pressure.
So like you turn it on and just like, you know drips and you got to just shower with drip.
So the water pressure, you know, depending on what time of day who's doing what, you know, you had some water pressure.
So when we went to resort, you kind of appreciate just water pressure, right?
The roadways are really bad, etc, etc, but beautiful Island, beautiful people.
Better food.
The food I ate in Africa was amazing.
The food I ate in Jamaica is just way more fresh than what we get here.
tim pool
This is the crazy thing, isn't it?
That you'd think going to a poorer country, you'd get worse food.
You actually get better food.
It's for a very simple reason.
It's simple food.
Yes. So like I'm hanging out in I went to Thailand and it's not Thailand's all that bad. I was in Bangkok and
I was with this dude and he was like you want real Thai food?
I was like, yeah And we go to a neighborhood very poor and we walk into this
like it's like the corner of the street they said like they pull up raft like the shutters and then
there's tables and Then she comes out with a piece of steamed chicken and
steamed rice and that was it. Mmm And he was like, this is Thai food.
And I was like, it's just steamed chicken and rice.
It gets anywhere.
And he's like, that's what food is.
I went to Brazil.
And when you go to the poorer areas, they eat steak.
You come to America and what do you get?
Some kind of styrofoam bun with some weird ammonia processed burger.
And it's like we're eating weird garbage, but you go to poor areas and they're like, oh, it's a steak.
hotep jesus
It's fresh too.
tim pool
Yeah.
hotep jesus
We just killed it like two minutes ago.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
Cause they don't have the freezers.
They don't have the transport.
So it's like you have the animal off the farm.
You got to cook, kill it, cook it, eat it.
hotep jesus
Yeah.
I always said if I was going to be homeless, I would probably move to Miami because you can just eat fresh daily, right?
Catch your little fish, throw you a little fire together.
You got good weather.
tim pool
Coconuts everywhere.
hotep jesus
Coconuts, everything.
Coconut is amazing.
ian crossland
Dude, coconuts for the win.
Especially with the economy looking like it's... I'm not giving you financial advice, but an investment in coconuts is not the worst thing you could do.
Oil, coconut water.
tim pool
I watched a video where a dude took a coconut and he cut it perfectly and then pried the ends off and pulled the perfect white coconut meat with the water all in it, jiggling, and put it in a bowl.
It was a viral video.
That sounds like the best thing ever.
When I lived in Brooklyn years ago, There was this guy who was dressed in like a safari outfit with a machete and he had fresh sugarcane, coconut and melon.
And he would take the thing and machete and he would chop the coconut, pour it in, scoop the coconut meat.
Then he would press the sugarcane right in front of you.
All the sugarcane juice.
And then he would throw melon and blend it up.
And I was like, that is breakfast.
hotep jesus
You ever had sugarcane juice before?
mary morgan
No.
hotep jesus
Sugarcane juice?
Sugarcane juice?
ian crossland
I chewed on sugarcane.
Not quite.
hotep jesus
You had sugarcane juice?
tim pool
Yeah, man.
unidentified
Bro.
tim pool
Amazing.
hotep jesus
Sugarcane juice is the best juice on the planet.
ian crossland
It's actually called sugarcane.
It's a fibrous plant.
tim pool
And then they put it in this expeller press.
hotep jesus
Yes.
tim pool
And so it gets smashed through and then all the juice just pours out.
ian crossland
And they just soak it and then smash it?
unidentified
It's good.
hotep jesus
I don't know what they do, dog.
All I know is I had it twice.
I'm going to say twice.
In Jamaica, I had it regularly, but that was when I was a child, right?
So I didn't remember.
And then last time I was an adult, I went to Africa.
I went to Tanzania.
And dude said, I got sugarcane juice.
I said, no, you don't.
He said, yes, I do.
And yeah, but so you got a limited amount because, you know, he's only bringing a certain amount of sugarcane with him.
Man, I was drinking that stuff.
It's not probably good for you because it's like pure sugar.
mary morgan
Yeah, but the rest of the time they're having such wholesome food that it doesn't even matter.
Do you think that, I mean, where have you been in Africa?
hotep jesus
Tanzania, just Tanzania.
mary morgan
Okay.
ian crossland
Yeah.
mary morgan
Do you think maybe they're happier than Americans?
hotep jesus
I'm gonna tell you this.
I hung out with the natives and I was jealous, okay?
They are homeless, I guess you can say, but they ate better than me, right?
Like I sat down and I had a fresh fish, but I probably paid 20 bucks for it.
They had the same fresh fish and they didn't pay anything for it.
tim pool
They just went and got it.
hotep jesus
They went and got it.
They got in their little canoe, their boat and they went out, they caught it, they cooked it and I said, that's not fair.
I want to live like that.
But they live off the land, right?
tim pool
You ever hear that old, I guess you'd call it parable or story about the rich guy who's vacationing.
You know, rich guy goes down to Central America and he's fishing and he sees this man who gets in his little boat and goes out and fishes and he's watching him.
The man catches a couple fish, loads them up in leaves and he goes, hey, you mind to ask what you're doing?
And he's like, oh, I'm working for the day.
I'm going to go sell the fish.
And then the rich guy says, no, you're doing it all wrong.
You could stay out here for another couple hours, catch twice as many fish, sell it, save up, buy a bigger boat.
And the guy goes, oh, and then what do I do?
And he goes, he's like, I'm sorry, I'm ruining the story, but he basically says like, what are you doing?
The guy, the old, the little guy says, you know, I caught some fish.
I'm going to bring it to the market.
I'm going to sell it.
And for the rest of the day, I'm going to hang out with my family.
We're going to play music and we're going to drink and have fun.
And he's like, no, no, you're doing all wrong.
He says, stay out here twice as long.
Sell twice as many fish, save up, buy a bigger boat.
And he goes, okay, then what do I do?
Then with the bigger boat, you can catch even more fish, sell those fish, then you get two boats, now you got the making of a fleet.
And he says, okay, then what?
Now you got a big fleet, you sell way more fish, you set up your own processing plant, you start selling canned fish, you market all over the world.
And he goes, okay, and then what?
And he goes, the best part is, once you're on the top and you're the biggest, you sell the company, you make millions of dollars in profit, And that's where you need to be.
And he goes, okay, but then what do I do?
It's the best part.
Then you come down to Central America, you go fishing for a few hours in the day, then you can go and hang out with your family and play music, have some drinks.
And the joke was like, that's what the dude was doing.
unidentified
Already?
tim pool
Yeah.
hotep jesus
Like that was my point.
When I saw it, I'm like, yo, um, I'm pretty sure people work to have the life of the native.
tim pool
To be fair, you work because you need healthcare, and we might envy that they're going to eat fresh meat.
Well, think about it.
These people are going to have fresh meat.
I watch this documentary about people in Siberia, and it's like they're eating walrus and stuff, and they're super ripped and healthy.
And you're like, man, look at them.
They've got family.
They have a community.
They laugh together.
They're happy.
Not like these sad people in the city.
They're eating real food.
They work for it every day and they're having the time of their lives.
Then they stub their toe, get an infection, have to cut their foot off.
Or they have to seek aid and get antibiotics somewhere.
For us, we do a lot of this because you get sick.
I don't know, man.
Here's the thing though, we're making ourselves sick from the garbage we're producing and
the pollution, so it's like, find that happy medium.
Maybe that story's wrong.
Maybe you do want to work hard.
You do want to save up some resources so you can take care of yourself and your family
while you're off living a simpler life and having fresh food.
hotep jesus
I don't know man, them tribes got their own witch doctor.
tim pool
That's hardcore.
I'm not sure, like, cutting a hole in my head and draining blood will cure my headache.
ian crossland
No, no, you just smoke salvia or something.
tim pool
No, they eat the tree bark with the aspirin in it.
So this is the crazy thing too, like a lot of these holistic remedies and stuff they used to talk about, and people are like, oh, that's dumb, just take aspirin.
It's like, yo, the bark they're chewing on is the derivative of where the aspirin came from.
hotep jesus
Exactly.
tim pool
So they know a lot of stuff.
And look, obviously there's a lot of herbs that have an impact.
People, people, this is really important because people think they can drink like certain herbs and ingest it.
And they need to realize there's chemicals that do affect you like drugs and some of these weird, you know, herbal remedies and like holistic things.
hotep jesus
Absolutely.
tim pool
But some people, there are people who think it's all fake nonsense and you can like put the herbs in your food and eat it.
And it's like, that's going to do something to you.
hotep jesus
Yes.
ian crossland
My question for you, Brian, is how technological do you like to be as a personal balance for yourself and your future?
Like, how much tech do you want involved?
Like, would you download your brain into a computer?
I imagine you would have said no if I'd asked you that question.
If you could transition out of the... Like, how extreme involving tech?
Like, obviously you have a social media presence and, you know, you're... Would you get Neuralink in your brain?
hotep jesus
Yeah, I definitely ain't doing no damn Neuralink.
unidentified
Oh, no.
hotep jesus
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I look at keeping up with technology as a defensive mechanism.
If you don't keep up with the advancement of weapons as a technology, you're conquered by the people who have more advanced weapons.
Social media has become a weapon.
So if you don't have your own social media company, How do you fight back?
Right?
If you don't have your own VC network, who's going to invest in your technology company?
Some very... I believe that technology is...
is the real evolution of man, right?
And I think the more evolved technology gets, the less evolved humans become.
We sort of devolve away from our potential.
But the technology gets better and it makes our life easier, right?
So I'm with the technology, but I'm also like, nah, I need a farm with a bunch of chickens and cows and stuff.
mary morgan
Is it a necessary evil then for you?
hotep jesus
It's a necessary evil, yeah.
tim pool
What we need to do is we need to build an AI, sentient humanoid robot construct that is smart enough to start improving itself and self-replicating.
That way it eventually determines it doesn't need us anymore, wipes out all organic life, and then takes over the universe.
hotep jesus
You know who's gonna do that?
tim pool
Mazos?
hotep jesus
The octopi.
tim pool
Why is that?
hotep jesus
The octopi is the most amazing thing on this planet.
I believe that if octopi lived longer than eight months or whatever their lifespan is.
tim pool
They live longer than that.
unidentified
Oh, they could be like very old.
hotep jesus
Oh, no.
But they have a short lifespan, and if they lived longer... Three to five years.
There you go.
Okay, three to five years.
It's not long, right?
So I believe, it might be a certain species I was thinking of, but I believe if they lived as long as humans did, we wouldn't be here.
They would be the ones running this plant.
tim pool
You know why they wouldn't be?
unidentified
Why?
tim pool
No combustion underwater.
So this is the crazy thing about technology is that a lot of our capabilities, like when you create a computer, getting the finite, like a microprocessor, getting all these little tiny, you know, pathways and microchips and things like that, I don't know if it's possible in a water atmosphere, in a water environment.
So if you want, if you find a piece of ore, right, a rock, and you can see there's iron in it, maybe other trace minerals, how do you separate them when you're underwater?
hotep jesus
What's combustion for?
tim pool
So in an oxygen environment, we can create fire.
Fire then melts down minerals and separates the baser metals and stuff.
We can get the metal out.
So an octopus, smart, they're very smart.
And they have the ability to manipulate, you know, fine tune things, but they can't make fire.
ian crossland
So they can't manipulate Well, they can crawl on land, and they hold the water in their heads, and then eventually it'll, like, squirt out the sides.
We figured out how to keep the water inside when we came up on land, and then we just pee it out and drink it, and we keep the water in our bodies.
If they could figure out how to store the water, and also if they could just crawl on land and light a match, I wouldn't put it past an octopus.
tim pool
But they can't move the way we can in this environment.
ian crossland
That's definitely true.
tim pool
So maybe what would happen is they would go up to the edge of water and start fires on top and do their smelting in the air atmosphere and then bring the metals in to cool it and stuff like that.
hotep jesus
I don't know what their nervous systems look like.
mary morgan
Are they similar nervous systems?
hotep jesus
No, they got like nine brains and something like that.
ian crossland
What?
hotep jesus
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Bro, octopi are different, different.
tim pool
Nine brains.
You're right.
Octopuses indeed have nine brains.
ian crossland
They're so unique that it makes me, you know, there's this panspermic theory where the universe spit out like spores all across the universe and they can exist in deep space spores.
And then they hit planets and they sink into the water and then they evolve into life as we know it.
And the different spores can evolve into different.
I don't know if it's always gotta be a spore.
hotep jesus
I think that if aliens came here and saw us and this idea of combustion, they'd laugh at us.
Like, you guys are using combustion?
That's so rudimentary.
That's so academic.
We're on to, oh, you know, like the Chinese have the maglev, right?
And I think that's where the real secret is, is manipulating electricity and magnetism.
tim pool
Well, the question is, how do you refine elements without using fire?
hotep jesus
Why are you refining elements?
tim pool
Because in order to make a maglev train, you need to create a long track, right?
So you need to find the metals in the earth, which are randomly placed and mixed in with a whole bunch of other minerals, and you need to shape it properly.
hotep jesus
What if I don't need combustion to do that?
tim pool
How do you shape metals?
How do you extract the metals?
hotep jesus
Sound technology.
tim pool
How do you get the sound technology?
How do you get sound to emit enough energy to mold together and shape metals?
hotep jesus
So, you ever seen the experiment where they play sound at a certain frequency and glass shatters?
tim pool
How do they play the sound?
hotep jesus
At a very high pitch.
tim pool
But what's making the sound?
hotep jesus
Some speaker, I guess?
tim pool
What's the speaker made of?
hotep jesus
Uh, I guess you're gonna come back to some metal, right?
tim pool
See, the thing is, I can take a tree, smack it together and a fire happens, then I can put a rock over that fire and the rock melts, and I can separate the metals out, then I can make a speaker.
hotep jesus
So that's what I'm saying, so right, like the first person, right, they use fire, and then we go, okay, we don't need fire anymore because we've created enough of these tools to liquefy things using sound.
So like, fire is for people who haven't elevated to our level yet, right?
So yeah, you used fire initially, and now that we've used fire to create these sound technologies, now we use sound technology.
We don't need the fire no more.
You see what I'm saying?
And then now, that was my theory on how they built the pyramids.
tim pool
It's like we don't need mud huts anymore, right?
Right.
They're just taking wood, and it's like, we don't need that.
There was a point where we did, but now we're well past that.
We have better technologies and things like that.
We don't need the sticks anymore to make the fire.
Now we've got... Lighters.
Yeah, and also you've got plasma, you know, torches and things like that.
unidentified
Right, right.
tim pool
So we found other ways to extract heat and apply heat to mold things.
hotep jesus
Yeah, yeah.
ian crossland
Like acoustic levitation.
Have you studied that?
Where you vibrate something at a certain frequency?
Like water, they'll do that in a vibrating in a field.
hotep jesus
Yeah, yeah.
That's what I think the pyramids are built.
ian crossland
The pyramids were capped with gold.
I wonder if they were, if lightning was hitting, they were like lightning rods, and they were catching it with water inside and then charging the water and creating a large battery.
tim pool
It doesn't make sense.
ian crossland
How so?
Why would you think that?
tim pool
How would you hold the charge of electricity in water?
ian crossland
Well, you could store it in like a vinegar or acid of some sort in a metal rod.
Like a metal rod, like the Baghdad battery, but like a large one.
tim pool
I don't think you know.
Do you know how batteries work?
ian crossland
Baghdad battery is a clay pot filled with like vinegar with an iron rod.
I think it's an iron rod.
Copper rod wrapped with iron wire or iron cordage.
tim pool
And how does it generate a current?
And what is a current?
ian crossland
A current is electrons traveling along a substrate.
tim pool
So, if the current from the lightning bolt goes into the water, how does the current keep moving?
ian crossland
Yeah, you need some sort of a form to have it move along, so like a wire or something.
Well, they could have... I mean, there's no torch mark.
hotep jesus
I thought you needed a ground wire.
tim pool
The way batteries work is it's a chemical process, basically.
It's not like there's an energy... The energy captured is a chemical process.
And so when... I'm not gonna break down the finer points of anodes and cathodes and all that stuff, but it creates an electron jumping over, you know, between... That's the current you're getting.
unidentified
Hmm.
tim pool
Lightning striking something is not creating a, it's not, you can't charge things off lightning strikes, because you can't track the voltage, the amperage, the power of the lightning strike.
It's unpredictable.
hotep jesus
Bro, you haven't seen Back to the Future before?
tim pool
It doesn't work.
hotep jesus
Yes, it does.
Doc just went back into outer space, bro.
ian crossland
Back in time.
hotep jesus
So when you know back to the future, that's okay.
tim pool
When you're when you're charging a battery, you're reversing the chemical process.
And it has to be precise.
We need to know how many amps there are.
So like when we're hooking up the trailer, it's a 50 amp outlet.
And then it's like, you know, you've got, if you've ever gone to like European countries and you're looking at the outlet on the wall, the weirdest thing about Europe is they have American power outlets that are like 120 volts or whatever.
Just for, like, shavers, I guess?
But you can plug your stuff in at work.
I charge my phone often.
Anyway, the point is, that wouldn't work.
But the other thing, too, is if you believe in modern history, we know how the pyramids were built.
There's inner chambers.
They would slide the blocks from the inside, and they would drop them one at a time, going up and then slowly going higher and higher.
I guess the question is, how did they move the blocks, dragging them in water?
hotep jesus
The moving isn't the hard part.
tim pool
Well, yeah, water channels, but also they said they could... They floated them.
hotep jesus
The lack of mortar is the mystery.
tim pool
Well, no, they just drop into place.
What do you mean?
hotep jesus
But it's so, like, keenly cut.
Like, when they talk about, like, you can't even fit a paper through, they're still trying to figure out, how can you put the bricks together so precisely?
ian crossland
might have had like a metal shaving unit that was electric tapped to a Baghdad
battery they were just like hits it like in it and I chisel real fine flat I
tim pool
don't I don't I don't think it's that complicated you take a look at the you
ever see those statues in like ancient Rome or whatever it's like a woman she's
cut she has a fishing net on her and the detail is so perfect you assume she saw
Medusa or something like how is how did they do the fishing net so perfectly
mmm yeah cuz they just not on you know cut away at stuff and take water on a
a rag and just smooth things out.
And it took a lot of work and it took a lot of time.
Mmm, but the question is why are there so many pyramids?
It was the easiest thing to engineer Stacking blocks on top of each other and then all you got to do is smooth them out.
That's not hard.
You rub two rocks together They're gonna start smoothing out.
Mmm, and then you just ordinary human ingenuity, you know, you know, I love the like absolute racism of ancient aliens.
Cause they like, they go to the Central America and they're like,
how could this giant rock have been moved? And then you see like the
ancient cultures and they're like, well, we can move the rocks.
No, no aliens.
Certainly these humans could not have figured out how to move giant
rocks.
ian crossland
Yeah. Normally I don't jump to conclusions and I'm pretty skeptical,
but when I look at like Roman technology, you're talking about the
fineness of the crafting.
Then you see all their, their marble is all white.
And it's like, okay, they didn't just build white statues.
They painted that stuff, but the paint wore off.
So what else is worn away that we don't see?
Yeah, this is like I don't normally go down these roads because I don't know but I imagine that just assuming that
they did it With with stones and pieces of copper is kind of like we
know they had batteries. There's no fire marks in the pyramids They didn't use torches in there. So they were using
something to light that it's not fire And there's there are weird pictures that appear to show
tim pool
like an object with like beams of light coming out of it Yeah, the arc might have been a battery, like a large Baghdad battery.
ian crossland
And they said if you touched it, it would, like, hurt you.
So it might have just been a massive current running through the thing.
tim pool
Well, Ian, obviously that was ancient alien technology that was left behind that humans accidentally discovered.
hotep jesus
Yeah, it's formed by the Biden administration.
tim pool
That's right.
See, Biden's actually a 5,000-year-old lizard.
mary morgan
No, he's an octopus.
ian crossland
From the moon.
tim pool
The moon is actually the ark, and that's why it's always facing the earth.
ian crossland
Filled with vinegar.
tim pool
That proves it.
Filled with vinegar.
hotep jesus
You know about the moon people?
tim pool
No, about the moon people.
hotep jesus
There's people on the moon.
tim pool
Tell me about the moon people.
hotep jesus
There's people on the moon, man.
Told us not to come back, man.
tim pool
No.
hotep jesus
Yeah.
That's why nobody has been able to do anything remotely successful with the moon.
tim pool
Have you guys seen that movie, Moonfall?
hotep jesus
I meant to watch it on a flight.
How was that?
tim pool
It's really dumb.
hotep jesus
Is it?
That's why I didn't watch it.
I'm like, it's probably going to be stupid.
tim pool
Yeah, it's really dumb.
You know, I'm going to spoil it.
Spoiler alert for people.
Seriously, you don't want to hear this if you plan on seeing the movie because it's a big spoiler.
All right.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
The moon is the ark.
And human civilization was from another planet that was destroyed by an AI that they created.
So then they escaped and started building moons that would terraform and create worlds
for humans to be reborn on.
The AI destroyed most of them, but one escaped and it's our moon.
And then the AI.
finds the moon and is destroying it so the moon starts falling to Earth.
So they go to the moon and then fight the A.I.
nanobots.
And then like inside the moon are spaceships.
ian crossland
Get ready for like a million more movies like that too.
hotep jesus
I believe that.
ian crossland
You know what's weird?
hotep jesus
I believe that is closer to the truth than the pyramids were built by aliens, right?
I, because you know, they said that the, well, they say the moon's hollow, right?
If you ping it or something, they say it's hollow.
So it's a spaceship.
I know that.
tim pool
That's what they think.
And so the idea is the reason it looks rocky and everything is because over, you know, the billions of years it's collected dust that's piled up.
And so like the idea in the movie was that the moon Yes.
was a spaceship that gathered mass and then created Earth and then seeded life on it
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
and then eventually seeded human life on it.
And then over billions of years, this giant metal sphere got covered with dust
and then pelted with rocks and looks like it's covered in rocks.
hotep jesus
Yeah, one of my ancestors has a face on the moon.
Did you see that?
Did you see the face on the moon?
ian crossland
Yeah.
Yeah, that's a long time ago.
That was your that was your buddy.
hotep jesus
That was one of my ancestors.
ian crossland
Yeah, that's cool.
Yeah, we're like, they just put their face like right in the dust and then came back up.
hotep jesus
And no, it's actually the opposite.
What one of my ancestors was buried on the moon.
He was a giant and his face is like sticking out of it.
If you Google face on the moon, you'll see his face pop up.
And he looks just like me because there's no wind erosion.
So it just yeah, it's just there.
Yeah.
ian crossland
What gets me is how all these planets have moons.
But we have the moon.
hotep jesus
We have the moon, yeah.
See, there it goes.
That's the face moon.
That's one of my ancestors.
mary morgan
It's not a very normal moon.
unidentified
This?
tim pool
Yeah, this guy right here.
hotep jesus
Oh, no, not that guy.
No, not that one.
That one right there.
unidentified
This one right here?
hotep jesus
Yeah, that's my ancestor.
tim pool
You know, people just see faces, you know what I mean?
ian crossland
Do they?
unidentified
They do.
ian crossland
I think we may have evolved to look like this because we stared out into space and we've become what we see.
You see, like, every once in a while you'll see, like, this weird cosmicological image of, like, an eye.
It looks like an eyeball, like, with, like, the fibers going out.
Like, you see it's like a supernova or, like, a quasar or something.
unidentified
Let me see.
hotep jesus
But he's actually, like, in our family tree.
Like, we've traced back our lineage to the moon people.
That's why I know about the moon people.
I'm not supposed to tell you this.
mary morgan
Do you think there are hollow earth people?
hotep jesus
Well, that's where the command center is.
tim pool
No, no, no.
hotep jesus
Inside the center of the moon, not the earth.
What I know about Hollow Earth is.
tim pool
Not the earth.
hotep jesus
No, that's the Biden people.
tim pool
The earth is flat and hollow.
Like a donut.
And in the middle is where the Illuminati is.
ian crossland
Dude, it's the Helix Nebula.
You gotta look this.
It's called the Helix Nebula.
Okay, eyeballs.
You want to say looking at a human eyeball?
Look at this thing.
Maybe there are more than one helix nebulae out there, but this is what an eyeball looks like.
hotep jesus
What's the definition of a nebula again?
Isn't it like an exploded galaxy or exploded black hole?
What is it again?
A nebula?
tim pool
Planetary nebula, double helix nebula.
ian crossland
Distinct body of interstellar clouds.
hotep jesus
Is it post-explosion or pre-explosion?
tim pool
Ionized gas ejected from a red giant star.
ian crossland
Yes.
unidentified
Okay.
hotep jesus
Yeah.
So it's the post-explosion.
ian crossland
To answer your question, Murray, yeah, I think there are people living in the hollow earth.
I think that earth, because what, there's this planet Theia, this theory that like, I don't know, it was 4 billion years ago.
And when they're basically when the, when the solar system was formed, all this, the sun ejaculated all this rock and just spit like 28 planetoids out.
They started smashing into each other.
One of them went through Earth, came out the other end and cooled down and became the moon.
But if that really happened and a planet collided with us, then we're not solid on the inside.
There's going to be fractures and rips and openings and tears.
So to say that there's no life down there would be insane.
An insane bold claim.
hotep jesus
In the interior of the Earth.
ian crossland
Yeah.
Whether or not it's humans, I don't personally think.
unidentified
Aren't they called something?
Dinosaurs.
tim pool
The conspiracy theory is that lizard people live in the earth, deep, deep, deep underground, because they were a very intelligent species of dinosaur.
And then when the meteor or whatever came down and wiped everybody out, they escaped underground and survived.
And they can't survive on the surface because they've adapted to a low light environment.
So the sun would cause damage to them.
So that's why eight stories beneath the Denver airport is the port Between the surface world where we are and the lizard people world where they are now we can go down there We just need instruments to see better, but they can't come up here.
So they have to rule from the shadows.
What do they eat?
ian crossland
Psilocybin.
That's why they're so intelligent.
tim pool
So let me get this straight.
There are lizard people eight stories beneath the earth and they only eat mushrooms.
And they're just tripping.
ian crossland
You don't have much hunger when you're on mushrooms.
mary morgan
Some people do think there are feral cannibals living in our national parks.
tim pool
Yo, you know people live underground in New York?
This is a true story.
So the lizard stuff, obviously, I'm screwing around.
But in New York, there are people who live in the old subway tunnels.
hotep jesus
Oh, yeah.
tim pool
And this is true.
So during this Occupy protest in Grand Central, some woman apparently came up and she was like, she was like, hey, what's going on?
There was a protest and they were like, you got to get out of here because the cops are going to find us.
And they go underground and they live in the underground tunnels.
hotep jesus
Genius.
ian crossland
Like under the subway in the old city?
tim pool
Like old tunnels and like under them.
Yeah, it's natural.
ian crossland
I think your theory about cataclysm on the surface forcing lizards to go underground is not that far-fetched.
tim pool
It's not my theory.
I don't actually think that's true.
But it's a good- I just read weird stuff online.
It's fun.
ian crossland
Because where would they go?
Either they're all gonna die or they're gonna go underground.
hotep jesus
Well, that's Demolition Man, right?
Like Demolition Man had the people living underground.
tim pool
Demolition Man?
hotep jesus
Yeah, the movie.
ian crossland
That's Sylvester Stallone.
unidentified
No.
hotep jesus
Well, there were people, they weren't lizards, but they were people forced to live underground.
tim pool
Oh, right, right, right, right, right.
hotep jesus
Yeah.
And I think that's where the future is headed.
Like if you're a conservative Republican, you're gonna live in the sewers.
tim pool
Cranky Toobin says I'm not drunk enough for the show tonight.
ian crossland
When you lose one sense that your other senses become more powerful.
So maybe as their vision dips, their sixth sense, an ability to mind manipulate their surroundings has advanced.
tim pool
Yo, I gotta read this one.
Me says, whoa, parts of this conversation is what happens when you roll 18 for intelligence and 3 for wisdom.
unidentified
Yeah, I love getting characters like that.
tim pool
Nailed it.
Alright, we gotta go to Super Chats.
If you haven't already, would you kindly smash that like button, subscribe to this channel, share the show, head over to TimCast.com, become a member, support our work.
Let's read what y'all have to say.
All right, Dominic Camarata says, I still remember you breaking down the slave theory on JRE.
With artifacts being located from AZ to the hills in Ohio, it makes you wonder.
ian crossland
What's that?
tim pool
Yeah, what's that?
hotep jesus
Well, they basically try to say that black people are the descendants of slaves.
And I'm like, nah, we were here.
We are the natives.
And the people who claim to be natives are culturally appropriating us.
tim pool
What is that?
Like Native Americans?
hotep jesus
Yeah, the Native Americans are black people from Africa.
ian crossland
Like the Atlantis culture, their skin would have been darker tone because they had so much sun.
In North African culture, they could have easily populated the Americas.
hotep jesus
Yeah.
I mean, all you got to do is read the letter from Christopher Columbus to D. St.
Angel, and he'll tell you all about it.
tim pool
All right.
Ginger Jack says, Tim, are you still opening that comic game store?
I need a venue that won't pull authoritarian nonsense on me so I can run a D&D game or Vampire LARP to network in Bess, Virginia before moving.
We found a building.
We're going to open a skate shop, venue, game store.
So we're going to have skate stuff.
We're going to have all the stuff you'll need.
Probably, it's even big enough to actually have an area two skate.
So maybe in the winter, there's like a ledge and a rail, sign a waiver, pay a couple bucks, come in, hang out, have fun.
But then we'll also, we're also going to have gaming cards, probably do magic, Yu-Gi-Oh, what else?
Pokemon, whatever.
ian crossland
Vampire the Masquerade, he was saying.
You guys ever play that one?
tim pool
Oh yeah, D&D.
hotep jesus
I've played things like it.
ian crossland
What are your favorite character types to play?
hotep jesus
um let's see um mutants Uh, I like, I like Mutants.
ian crossland
Did you play Aberrant?
hotep jesus
Nah, I played, um, what is it?
Heroes?
Legend of Heroes?
Um, I forget what it was, but it's very similar.
You roll your character to figure out, you know.
tim pool
We're gonna do all that.
It's gonna be fun.
ian crossland
Yeah, Mutants are nice.
tim pool
It's gonna be fun.
And we're planning on doing, like, uh, family, family gathering Saturday mornings.
hotep jesus
Mm.
tim pool
Where we, the idea is to do Saturday morning cartoons.
hotep jesus
Okay.
tim pool
Because they don't really exist anymore.
hotep jesus
Right.
tim pool
Do an event where we have, like, breakfast for parents.
The parents can hang out, do mimosas or Bloody Marys or whatever, but the kids can watch, like, approved cartoons that families think are okay, and then just meet your neighbors, hang out, build community, all that good stuff.
hotep jesus
DuckTales.
tim pool
DuckTales.
There you go.
ian crossland
DuckTales.
tim pool
Or, you know, to be honest, we'll watch a, you know, Chip Chiller, whatever it's called, that Daily Wire's launching.
You know, we'll watch some of that.
hotep jesus
That's dope.
DuckTales was my dream.
ian crossland
I mean, Scrooge, just the character arc built into the man.
hotep jesus
He's my real uncle.
ian crossland
Yeah, I learned at an early age you can't dive into gold for real because it'll crush your skull.
hotep jesus
I've burned so many brain cells trying to figure out how that was possible.
tim pool
All right, Jeffrey Max says, Tim, please create teaser trailers for your member podcast.
For example, a short clip from last night's show of Ian cussing about Biden, bleep it, and it would get people signing up.
Add more bleeps for comic effect.
We could do that.
We got a lot of stuff in the works, man.
It just takes a long time to do everything.
So right now, we're working on a piece of critical infrastructure, which is going to be a huge announcement, hopefully next week.
Taking a while.
Then we've got to start Designing everything.
The goal is smart TV apps, phone apps.
Hopefully by this time next year, you will be, as a member at TimCast.com, pulling up the app and seeing a bunch of different shows.
And we're going for, to start, lower budget, authenticity, because it's really what we can afford.
But I'm really excited for Tales from the Inverted World.
These episodes are like 45 minutes to an hour long of breaking down this real investigation, true stories of this Shane Cashman who went down to Georgia looking for the lost Confederate gold.
Someone threatened to kill him, skin him alive.
Creepy stuff.
It's like Hunter S. Thompson meets the X-Files.
But we're also going to be doing a talk show with him once a week.
So not only do you get the full season, which is going to be like 13 episodes, you'll then get a weekly show of more of a podcast talk show.
In a creepy setting.
We're building a studio in a haunted house.
We're doing such cool stuff.
Hopefully within the next five years, we're gonna have our own Game of Thrones.
We're gonna have our own movies, and we'll be doing all that really cool stuff.
So I'm really excited for that.
We got a lot of work to do.
Alright, let's grab some more Super Chats.
Tcraft says, happy Friday, let's change the world.
One podcast at a time.
You know it.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, we have a potentially like a self-help show kind of thing.
You know, we got some cool stuff for the works, man.
It's gonna be fun.
ian crossland
You guys know what chimatics are?
tim pool
No, what's that?
hotep jesus
Cymatics?
ian crossland
Yeah, cymatics.
It's how sound, what they'll do is they'll put like salt on a vibrating membrane and then they'll change the frequency of the vibration and then you'll see the salt will like change form.
There's videos of it on YouTube, it's really cool.
And I was talking to Ben Stewart and I was like, I had a horrible depression from like 2009 to 2017.
He was like, maybe it's like climatics, like as a human species, we were in that state of chaos.
And maybe we still may be coming out of it and kind of reforming, talking about changing the world with a podcast.
hotep jesus
Emoto Masaru or Masaru Emoto, he was one of the pioneers in some of the climatic work.
unidentified
Oh, cool.
ian crossland
We talked about that guy last week, I think.
tim pool
Yeah.
All right, we got DV Velasco says, Hi, Tim from Arizona.
Just became a member yesterday.
Had to hear the After Hours segment with Carrie Lake, for whom I'm voting for governor.
Love the show.
Great guests and discussions.
You guys should check this one out.
Carrie Lake, we talked about the election.
We talked about 2020.
We talked about what she wants to do and what she thinks happened.
And if you want to hear about all that, TimCast.com, it is up right now on the homepage.
Check it out.
Check it out.
Become a member.
I really want to, you know, I'll say this.
The more shows we produce, the less money we make per show, right?
Obviously, it costs money to put a video up and have you watch it.
And if we give, you know, 50 shows for 10 bucks a month, the same thing, then we're spending way more money to deliver content.
We're making way less.
But hopefully, more people then sign up, and we can keep expanding and expanding.
The margins get smaller and smaller, but volume increases, so you eventually make more money, and then the goal, ultimately for me, what I want to see is good content, fun shows, honest conversations, and pushing back on how the corporate culture has started expanding, how wokeness has infected everything.
The Daily Wire is doing their thing as well, so I'm a huge fan.
We have a slightly different corporate culture and vibe than they do, but we agree on a ton.
There's a huge overlap.
So, you know, similar to what they're doing, but with a different style, as it were.
So, all right, let's read some more.
Ness B says, Hotep Jesus needs to bring Uncle Hotep with him next time.
You guys rock.
hotep jesus
Oh, thank you.
Yeah, we gotta do that.
Absolutely.
That's the homie.
Shout out to Uncle Hotep.
tim pool
All right, Sergeant Mango Garcia says, I normally listen to Friday's show on Mondays.
Got on just to leave the super chat.
Factory fires are common.
Catastrophic damage that impacts production is not common.
Small fires are often put out before things get bad.
Interesting.
hotep jesus
They probably have massive protocol in those facilities for that, too.
tim pool
That are probably hard to miss.
mary morgan
Thank you very much.
tim pool
Well, we'll have her on every so often.
You know, she's got to host her own show.
Got a pop culture crisis to deal with.
I'm gonna look that up.
Look that up.
beyond meth, you can be prescribed methamphetamine under the brand name desoxin.
Is that true?
Look that up.
Ian, pull that up.
ian crossland
Desoxin oral.
tim pool
What is it?
What's the chemical composition?
Is it meth?
ian crossland
Yeah.
Well, it says so.
Reddit says it is.
Yeah.
ADHD medicine.
tim pool
All right.
Beastly Devil says, Tim, I just watched a reaction channel watching the season finale of The Boys, and they were reeling over the final minutes of said finale as it conflates the crowd's behavior to a MAGA crowd.
Yo, have you guys watched The Boys?
mary morgan
I have not.
ian crossland
Yes.
I've seen a little bit.
unidentified
I loved the ending of the last episode.
tim pool
Mmm.
I don't- should I spoil it?
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
Alright, I'm gonna spoil it.
Heads up, I am going to spoil it.
Warning, warning, warning!
I'm trying to be as nice as possible.
Spoiler alert for the last episode of The Boys.
Alright, now.
You know what it's about, right?
hotep jesus
No.
tim pool
So it's like, it's supposed to be a mockery of superhero shows.
Not really a mockery, but like it's a more real version of what superheroes would be like, like reality.
And so it's basically the Justice League.
Homelander, he's basically Superman.
He's got laser vision, he can fly.
The Deep is basically Aquaman.
And Maeve is basically Wonder Woman.
But they're all just like such awful people.
So Homelander, they basically made into Trump.
Mmm, so they decided to just roll with it.
He was like dating a Nazi and it's like it's really dumb but the end of You guys spoiler alert Mute it because here it comes What's happened is, Homelander accuses Starlight, another superhero, of trafficking children, and they make it sound like, you know, Hillary, and he's Trump.
But like, he's lying, he's lying to you, and they have a guy who's a TV show, it's basically Tucker Carlson, and they're like, it's all lies!
And then you end up with a MeToo crowd, who are like, save Maeve, hashtag MeToo, and then a bunch of people saying like, you know, shut up snowflake signs, and they're big into Homelander.
In the end, Homelander is introducing his son to the crowd of the Patriots or whatever they call it.
He calls them his Patriots or whatever.
And then a leftist wearing a Me Too shirt throws a bottle and hits his son in the face.
And then Homelander just snaps and blows his head up.
And then all the Patriot people look and then one guy goes, yeah!
Now they're cheering for him having murdered a leftist and I just thought it was hilarious. I was like, oh my god,
unidentified
that's on TV That's on TV. These people are just like the show was
tim pool
trying to emulate what's going on now in a self-aware way No, no
I mean it is actually kind of funny the way they depict everything but they really do try to make Trump the bad guy
Mm-hmm, but like they then jump way beyond where we are now showing the Trump Ian character
just murdering a leftist activist like in cold blood in front of everyone and they cheer for it.
And I'm just like, you know, these people lost their minds.
unidentified
This is crazy.
hotep jesus
If you could have one superpower, what would you have?
tim pool
I don't know, man.
Define what you mean by one superpower.
hotep jesus
You only get one, you don't get two, like you can't fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes.
Dr. Strange.
tim pool
Oh, I love Dr. Strange.
But see, he can do everything.
ian crossland
That's a lot of power.
mary morgan
That's cheating, yeah.
tim pool
No, he's one superhero and his power is the mystic arts.
unidentified
I would stop time, other than myself.
mary morgan
Exactly, that's the perfect one.
hotep jesus
Time manipulation?
ian crossland
Nah, that makes no sense because I already thought like a million things in that moment when you paused, because I stopped you for a second.
unidentified
He paused, did you see that?
mary morgan
He has all the responses.
tim pool
So what happens when you move with time stopped?
ian crossland
Well, like Quicksilver, you can never truly stop time.
I can only slow time.
tim pool
You would disintegrate then.
ian crossland
I would slow everything else to a very, very small... And then you would disintegrate.
No, I'd move through it like a slipstream.
That would be my Hero 2 slipstream.
hotep jesus
And then what would you do with that?
ian crossland
Move people around, save people, go places.
tim pool
It would explode.
hotep jesus
What would you do with vitamin?
mary morgan
Why would it explode?
tim pool
Friction.
ian crossland
No, but I wouldn't because I can slip through it.
tim pool
But other people would if they tried.
If you were super fast like Quicksilver or The Flash, And you walked up to someone and moved their arm, you would see their skin would stay.
There's atmospheric friction.
So if you tap them and make them move, you'd see their skin ripple and start to get ripped apart.
hotep jesus
But he has the superpower for none of those reactions.
ian crossland
I can move it all around.
hotep jesus
But he can manipulate it.
ian crossland
That's like part of his superpower.
tim pool
That's multiple superpowers.
Come on.
ian crossland
Slow and stop time.
This would be my ideal.
For other people and myself.
So if I needed to move you through it with me, I could.
hotep jesus
What would your card be?
mary morgan
I always thought that was the best one.
hotep jesus
You can't pick the same one.
Oh, come on.
mary morgan
That's cheating.
unidentified
You gotta be able to have super psychic... Okay, other than that, invisibility.
hotep jesus
Invisibility.
ian crossland
That's amazing.
mary morgan
I just want to spy on people.
tim pool
Were you gonna walk around naked?
Nobody clothes.
mary morgan
Your clothes disappear too.
tim pool
That's too powerful.
mary morgan
But then they reappear when you appear.
tim pool
I can make people's clothes disappear.
ian crossland
What is it about Doctor Strange that entices you?
tim pool
Because he can do anything.
hotep jesus
Doctor Strange is dope.
tim pool
He's the most powerful superhero.
ian crossland
You can't name a hero, but what would be your power?
tim pool
Mastery of the Mystic Arts.
ian crossland
It's hardcore, dude.
mary morgan
Define that.
ian crossland
What about you, Brian?
hotep jesus
I love Doctor Strange.
tim pool
Doctor Strange can control the source code of the universe.
ian crossland
Can he really?
tim pool
Yes.
ian crossland
Pretty much.
Can someone else, like, control it against him with the same ability?
tim pool
That's when they fight.
hotep jesus
Right.
tim pool
Like, when they're fighting, they're, you know.
That's what, uh, in the movie.
hotep jesus
That's what the agent said.
Yeah, what was that called?
Uh, the movie that came, the new Doctor Strange movie.
tim pool
Multiverse of Madness.
But in the first one, she says there's spells, but if that offends your modern sensibilities, you can call it a program.
He's basically writing universal programs.
So you can write a program to execute in the universe.
You could do whatever you wanted.
ian crossland
Yeah, when the Infinity Gauntlet fell into the hands of Thanos, Adam Warlock went to Doctor Strange.
He's like, I need to contact a human.
Strange is the guy.
tim pool
Adrian Curry says, I'd be Doctor Manhattan, hands down.
Yo, it's a legit power, but his attachment to reality is fractured because he can see forward and backwards in time.
ian crossland
Mmm, I don't know how it keeps it together.
tim pool
I don't know.
Let's read some more super chats.
Good question though.
unidentified
All right.
tim pool
What do we got going on?
Anyway?
Yeah, check out.
I think the boys is great.
Miss Marvel's a terrible show.
It's even worse.
mary morgan
Okay, go off.
tim pool
Remember when I complained about how they won't shut up about partition?
unidentified
Okay.
tim pool
The latest episode is literally just like a partition documentary.
I'm like, I turned it off.
hotep jesus
And what's partition?
tim pool
When they, in India, and I learned this from watching Ms.
Marvel, the British separated India into Pakistan and India to move
the Muslims into Pakistan and everyone else. And then it created a whole bunch of
problems. And that's what they taught me.
And then she goes back in time for somehow, some reason, Ms.
Marvel goes back in time.
And now she's like in partition.
And now it's just about two characters experiencing partition.
And I'm like, yeah, I kind of wanted to see a girl who can make her hand really big punch a bank robber.
I didn't want to learn about British colonial history.
ian crossland
When you phrased it, you were like, the boys is great and Miss Marvel is even worse.
Like, do you mean great?
Like it's so bad, it's good?
tim pool
I actually really like The Boys, and the politicizing of it is so bad it's hilarious.
But, I think Carl Urban, he's Billy the Butcher, he's a great character.
ian crossland
Oh yeah, he's from Star Trek, from that Star Trek movie.
tim pool
He was in Lord of the Rings, he was in a bunch of things.
Urban, yeah.
Yeah, so I just thought that, like, The Boys is a good, it's worth watching, but the political stuff is just so hammed up.
unidentified
Oh man.
tim pool
Alright, let's see what we got here.
We'll grab some more Super Chats.
hotep jesus
I was listening to a movie once and I heard them like soundbite in it's Trump's fault.
I think it was the movie something something in Slim where the two the black couple like kill a cop or something like now they're on the run.
And I heard him put a soundbite in because some cop killed a boy in the movie.
And I'm like, it's Trump's fault.
And I'm like, yo, y'all just inserted the soundbite.
ian crossland
Queen and Slim?
hotep jesus
Queen and Slim.
There you go.
unidentified
Yeah.
hotep jesus
I was like, wow.
ian crossland
Like they put it in the movie?
mary morgan
Sometimes hammed up political stuff can be funny though.
Like Get Out.
hotep jesus
I liked Get Out.
Yeah, that's different.
That's funny.
It's hilarious.
But yeah, I just don't like when they do it like that.
I pay attention to the insertions and in between a scene change, it just says, it's Trump's fault.
And I'm like, I heard that.
mary morgan
Are you not supposed to hear it or is it like?
hotep jesus
It's very quick and subliminal.
It's supposed to be like edging you to not like Trump.
And it's like this has nothing.
It's a movie.
It's a fictional movie.
It has nothing to do with Trump.
unidentified
Like how did that even end up in there?
mary morgan
I wonder whether like movies should acknowledge that COVID happened.
tim pool
Yeah, I've said that in the past because they're the ones that popularized it.
communism to add to Hotep's wisdom. Capitalism is actually financial
communism. Read the libertarianism.org article should libertarians abandon the
hotep jesus
word capitalism. Yeah I've said that in the past because they're the ones that
popularized it. Capitalism is definitely a socialist word.
tim pool
All right.
Stephen Bachmeier says, Tim, I will subscribe to Timcast when you have an actual Bible scholar on.
It's exhausting listening to Roman conspiracies and wrong history.
Mike Winger, inspiring philosophy.
Os Guinness, anyone?
hotep jesus
Hmm.
unidentified
I mean, we're going to have suggestions in mind for biblical scholars.
hotep jesus
Yes.
I love listening to biblical scholars.
tim pool
You know what we should do?
We should get like a, I have an idea.
We'll do a members only segment with a theologian and biblical scholar talking to Ian.
mary morgan
You got to get a Hebrew Israelite.
Have Scott Hahn on the show.
hotep jesus
No, you got to do a Hebrew Israelite if you want to break the internet.
unidentified
Do you know about the Hebrew Israelite?
Of course, of course.
hotep jesus
Yeah.
You want to break the internet?
Get somebody like Captain Tizariak on.
tim pool
I'm down.
So we're talking about other shows we can do.
Obviously this show is, it's not like Rogan, you know.
Rogan sits down with Wanwan and just talks.
We're topical news with a guest.
hotep jesus
Right, right, right.
tim pool
So it's like we have the crew, we have the guest who comes in, and we mix a little of their world with the comedy.
hotep jesus
Which is brilliant, yeah.
tim pool
And then we're thinking about what we could do for like Sunday shows.
Figuring out a way to film is hard because I already work 16 hours Monday through Friday and then Saturday and Sunday is when I can do like administrative stuff.
But we were thinking about doing like deep debates and heavy conversations as a members only show.
Or I shouldn't call it members only anymore because we're expanding it to just be like website exclusives.
But one of the ideas could be having like a black Hebrew Israelite with like a rabbi.
hotep jesus
Damn, you going that hard?
unidentified
Jesus.
hotep jesus
Oh my God.
ian crossland
I would love that, man.
Love that.
tim pool
That would be crazy.
I think we could easily get started by having a biblical scholar talk to Ian.
ian crossland
Yeah.
tim pool
And just do a conversation.
I think it would be fascinating.
I think you would be intelligent, respectful, and very like... My homie Chad's brother, I interviewed him.
hotep jesus
He's one of those guys that's like...
Evan Lemoine, he does sexual consultation with Christians who think that having sex is bad and against the Bible.
And he's like, no, this is good.
And you're allowed to copulate and so on and so forth.
Yeah.
ian crossland
I like this black Hebrew Israelite thing.
I've never really heard much about it.
hotep jesus
Oh, it's amazing.
Such a phenomenon.
ian crossland
The belief that the North African descendants are of the Israelite.
Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.
hotep jesus
Yeah.
tim pool
All right, let's uh, let's grab a couple more here.
What do we got here?
Liberty or Death says there is no physical description of Jesus in the Bible.
He was born to a Judean mother in a backwater town in Israel.
We can guess at his ethnic appearance, but that's not important.
He's the Savior.
hotep jesus
He was born into the Essenian community, and I wouldn't call it backwater.
Jesus was upper middle class.
tim pool
Upper middle class.
hotep jesus
Upper middle class.
He lived a good life.
tim pool
Oh yeah.
hotep jesus
They try to say, oh, he was born in a manger and he was poor and now he's born in the Assyrian community.
E-S-S-E-N-I-A-N or something like that.
ian crossland
All right.
tim pool
We got Oscar who says, my father always told me of his time in Cuba.
There was no stress, no worry about the hustle and bustle.
They had to work hard, but they just spent time with family and enjoyed life.
hotep jesus
Until the communistas came around.
tim pool
Yep.
And then people got really upset about it.
Dim Sum Nim Sum says, Harrison Bergeron, read the book or watch the movie.
Dystopia where government actively makes people average.
Also Rome was in Brittany and close to France.
White Jesus is very possible.
ian crossland
Yeah, Rome got all the way up there in England at some point to Hadrian's Wall.
Hadrian?
I think that was the Roman emperor.
Built that wall between England and Scotland because he just couldn't conquer the Scots, man.
They have too many mountains.
hotep jesus
Yeah.
tim pool
Sparky says octopi could develop a different tech paradigm.
That's what I was thinking about.
Like maybe they could go down to like volcanic events and then use something to like water weapons.
Yeah.
ian crossland
And if you could neural net their brains, if they have nine brains.
hotep jesus
Imagine just walking down the street and just all of a sudden you get hit with a water balloon.
mary morgan
I can test Neuralink on octopi before humans.
ian crossland
I would love to do that.
hotep jesus
Do not do that, please.
Is that ethical?
Why are you giving these people ideas?
That's going to lead to our demise.
unidentified
They're already doing it to chimps, right?
mary morgan
Yes.
Yes, but not the octopi.
hotep jesus
I'm scared of them.
mary morgan
We would need them to...
hotep jesus
Nine extra brains to test on.
ian crossland
Yeah.
mary morgan
I'm scared of octopi.
ian crossland
Condonit, is that the right word?
tim pool
Yellow Fluffy Feather says, Tim, you need a call-in show.
We're talking about it.
Here's a challenge.
I can only do so much.
You know, it's like I do a morning show, takes like eight hours.
I do the nightly show, which takes a little bit less time.
Timcast IRL works because I spend all day reading the news for my morning show and then I just read hundreds of articles every day.
It's kind of ridiculous.
Or I should say I skim through hundreds of articles and then read a couple dozen.
ian crossland
Do you do that every day?
Do what?
Every day?
Do you do that every day when you work?
Every day.
hotep jesus
People have to understand is once you get to Tim Poole's level, you can do anything.
So it's like you have to look through the list of anything and go, okay, I'll pick and do this, right?
Because anybody can do anything.
Well, yes, exactly.
But Tim Coole could do it a little bit faster.
ian crossland
Yeah, but you could like pay to fly people to a place and have a building erected and like that level of like financial success and freedom.
hotep jesus
Yeah, he can, he can.
So, but it becomes harder because there's things that, you know, people come to me and they're like, how could I have, why haven't you done this?
I'm like, I can do a lot of different things.
It's just like, what do I want to do out of all of this list of things you can do?
And that goes, like you said, any, it goes for anybody.
Anybody can learn anything.
It's like, but what are you going to learn?
What are you going to build?
tim pool
I think we're really close to, I shouldn't say really close, but we're in the preliminary stages of doing this Sunday special show, this special Sunday show, which is going to be like debates.
ian crossland
It's going to be like debates.
tim pool
So, for example, having a religious scholar around to talk with Ian or something is kind of the idea, to bring people of different worldviews to sit down and talk about these things.
And the question we're asking right now is, moderated or unmoderated?
hotep jesus
Moderated.
tim pool
You think moderated?
hotep jesus
Absolutely.
ian crossland
I would moderate it if you don't want to.
tim pool
Because what we don't want is like if we get a communist and a capitalist to start yelling at each other.
hotep jesus
Yes, the yelling.
tim pool
That's what we're aiming for.
hotep jesus
Content.
Information.
tim pool
So not getting culture warriors, getting scholars.
So you'll get someone who's, like, well-read on Marx and communist literature to be like, yes, yes, yes, I know, I know, but what you're forgetting is, and the capitalist guy can be like, when you look at every example, and then end with a handshake and be like, man, that was crazy.
Or have, like, an atheist talk with a religious scholar, but I gotta be honest.
Like, in these examples, I'll tell you my bias.
The communist scholar is going to be smart, they're going to know a lot about communism, and the capitalist is going to run circles around them.
Or the libertarian.
You do an atheist and a theologian, and the theologian is going to run circles around them.
I'll just put it as my bias.
Based on the things I've read and my experiences, I've seen so many people who, like on the left, don't know anything about economics.
AOC has a degree and she doesn't even know what capitalism means.
Or she's lying.
And then you talk to people who are atheists and they're like, I've not actually read any of this and I don't know any about it.
And it's like, okay, so you're an atheist, I get it, that's fine.
But how can you argue against something you didn't actually read?
You don't even know what you're arguing against.
mary morgan
Maybe it wouldn't be Ian.
Maybe it would be...
tim pool
No, Ian's good because he got the hippie weird DMT view of the world.
So having him talk with a religious scholar would be really interesting.
ian crossland
And I can admit, I'm pretty good at listening.
I don't necessarily, I'm kind of ignorant about a lot of stuff, but I can listen to two people talk and if they start to miscommunicate, I can see why and then enlighten them where they're each missing and then kind of get it back.
hotep jesus
I can teach econ and really fast, right?
So there's two types of econ.
You got econ 101, which is must be taught.
And you must go to time and soul, but econ 201 is a really short course.
It basically says don't touch anything.
unidentified
All right, let's uh, we'll grab a couple more here.
tim pool
Hiroshi Yoshida said my power would be called save point.
It's the power to go back and relive my life over and over again while retaining my knowledge.
Constantly learning.
ian crossland
But could you save point?
Could you stay good?
Because you do, wouldn't you do evil things if you could just go back?
Like could you stay sane if you were constantly?
tim pool
Like when you're playing Skyrim and then like the bartender says something mean and you go like, save.
ian crossland
F5.
Quick save.
hotep jesus
Let's see what happens if I just slice his head off.
Oh, that happens.
Okay, let me go back to that save point.
tim pool
That's a good power.
Save state.
hotep jesus
That's really interesting.
tim pool
You could save a state in time and then always jump back to it if you wanted.
ian crossland
But what if you needed a friend to load state?
So you guys had to work together forever.
tim pool
That'd be annoying.
My boss at Burger King would be a save point for me.
It's like, you know what?
What'd you just say?
save an endless number of states and just place it wherever you want it and
then you could like pull up the chart and look at every different save point
unidentified
and be like I'm gonna go back I'm gonna go back to my boss at Burger King would
hotep jesus
be a save point for me it's like you know what would you just say safe do
unidentified
over do over do over do over How old were you in that?
tim pool
Hold on.
unidentified
16.
hotep jesus
Yeah.
tim pool
Helfinator says never take time travel power.
Before you know it, you'll go back to do something altruistic, but somehow accidentally cause your mom to fall in love with you instead of your dad and thus erase yourself from existence.
hotep jesus
That was back to the first one.
tim pool
But, save state is only within your timeline.
So, I'm gonna be like, see that, see El Toro?
El Toro, famous 20 stair handrail, for those that don't know.
I'm gonna do a 360 flip.
I'm gonna do a big flip back nose blunt.
And then you save state and you go for it.
And then right as you're falling, you just load state, back up at top and you're like, I'm going to keep doing it until I get it first try.
hotep jesus
Exactly.
tim pool
Adrian Curry says, you could save your loved ones from cancer with a save point.
You'd know it was coming to warn them.
hotep jesus
And they develop a stronger kind of cancer.
tim pool
Alright, let's grab one more.
We got Chabachu says, I'm a big fan of the channel, guys.
Thanks for doing what y'all do.
I live in Maine, and we all just got $850 worth of printed money, so I thought I'd share some with you guys.
Well, alright!
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hotep jesus
I say things on YouTube.
Subscribe to my YouTube channel, Hotep Jesus.
If you like it, stick around.
If you don't like it, please don't be mean to me because people are so mean on the internet.
mary morgan
That's all I got.
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ian crossland
I am Ian Crosland, you can follow me at iancrosland.net, get in touch with me on social media through that.
And one time I woke up and I saw my phone was in front of me and I saw infrared light.
And it looked like I felt my mind bend and the light went into the, like, as I lost the perceptive capability, that it looked like the light was like going into the, I was just losing it.
But you can see, you can become a mutant of sorts if you want.
Superheroing is not out of the question.
tim pool
Well, all right.
lydia smith
Thank you guys for tuning in to this fun night with Hotep Jesus.
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