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Timcast IRL - Poll Shows INSANE Support For Revolution, Biden DEMANDS Gun Bans w/ Tyler Fischer
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tim pool
you Joe Biden just delivered remarks on the tragedies that hit
this country in the past couple of weeks and he I'm just gonna come out be a
little bold on it He basically called for banning guns.
He said banning assault weapons and high-capacity magazines.
Their definition of assault weapon and high-capacity magazine includes, like, your standard Glock.
He also said he wants to end the 72-hour release period for background checks and expand background checks to private sales, which would, in my opinion, for the most part, lead to outright banning of all guns.
If you don't know a lot about this, you might just hear what he said and be like, that sounds reasonable.
He goes, after 72 hours, whether the background check's done or not, you get the gun!
Yes, that's because otherwise the government has the right to just not give you the gun, which is a violation of the Second Amendment.
If they get rid of that, the FBI can just look at your background check form and say, I'll get to it when I get to it.
And then two years goes by and they're like, sorry, we never completed your background check.
I can only imagine that would result in lawsuits.
We'd probably win those lawsuits.
But I'm watching this speech from Biden and it was just infuriating because this man Blair White corrected me when I tweeted that saying, I'm pissed off.
So we have this story.
We also have another story, which is interesting, and the source is interesting, too.
It's a survey, a study done by the Southern Poverty Law Center, which I don't trust, but found that the largest demographic, or I should say that the one demographic that's overtly supportive of revolution and political assassinations are young Democrat men.
So when I saw that, I was like, wow, I didn't think that the Southern Poverty Law Center would want to malign their own target audience.
So maybe this survey is legit, but I'd say this.
Take it with a grain of salt.
You know, these nonprofits, they're trying to shock you and scare you so that you give them money.
Like, here's the problem.
Look what's happening.
But they found that around half of this country fears a civil war is coming.
More so among Republicans, less so among Democrats.
But young Democrat men, I believe, were the only demographic that the majority, or I should say the plurality, supported political assassinations.
That's crazy.
There's a large, large amount of support for revolution and political violence.
And then here's another thing that also comes out of this, which is, it's kind of a different story, but it's the same survey.
Young men don't like feminism.
Young Democrat men, young Republican men, young Republican women all said feminism has done more harm than good.
So we'll talk about that, too.
Joining us to talk about all this is Tyler Fisher.
tyler fischer
Hey!
tim pool
Who are you, good sir?
tyler fischer
Who am I?
That's a good question, man.
I don't know.
I went through a breakup last night, speaking of feminism.
So I discovered myself on a six-hour car ride from Brooklyn, New York.
tim pool
Who am I?
tyler fischer
Well, I'm a comedian, I'm an actor, I'm a content creator, and I'm trying to navigate this new fun cancel culture situation.
tim pool
You're in a movie?
tyler fischer
I'm in a movie, yeah!
Thanks to Daily Wire.
I'll be in Terror on the Prairie, which comes out June 14th on the Daily Wire.
Cool.
With Gina Carano.
tim pool
Excellent.
tyler fischer
Yeah, incredible.
tim pool
Awesome, man.
tyler fischer
All from the internet.
tim pool
Yes, this should be fun.
Thanks for hanging out.
We also got Chris Carr.
chris karr
Yes, sir.
Thanks for having me back.
tim pool
Yes, awesome.
Who are you?
chris karr
I am the executive editor, almost said executive director, but that's an overstatement.
Executive editor of The Newsroom at TimCast.com.
tim pool
Right on.
chris karr
Doing great work.
ian crossland
What are you?
chris karr
I'm still figuring that out.
I'm right there with you, Tyler.
Still a he-him.
If you can't figure that out, then just take your best guess.
ian crossland
Something that Biden said also when we were listening before is that the gun industry needs to be stripped of their immunity.
That they're the only industry in America that has immunity.
And it's like he's the second time he said it on his campaign speech slash State of the Union, whatever you want to call it.
He said that it also, and he's leaving out the pharmaceutical companies that have immunity from damages.
tim pool
He's lying.
ian crossland
Just straight-up lie.
tim pool
Straight-up lies.
tyler fischer
Was he joking?
ian crossland
Oh, it was a joke.
tyler fischer
That's what it was.
No, not a joke, man.
It's not a joke.
ian crossland
I'm serious, man.
tyler fischer
Were you guys watching the sign language person?
You can't have such a high-energy sign person next to him.
He just looks deader.
tim pool
Deader.
He's a bad dude.
lydia smith
He is, yeah.
tim pool
His son lied on a background check for him to get a gun, and then it got disposed of in a dumpster, which is just so illegal next to a school.
Okay, Joe.
Anyway, Lydia's here too.
lydia smith
Yes, I was watching Joe Biden's remarks as well.
Which way do I need to scoot here?
There we go.
And I was noticing that he's trying to turn gun rights into a voting issue.
I think he realized that this is all he has, so I'm curious how this works out for him.
tim pool
He'll do anything considering gas just hit a new record of $4.71 if you want to round up $0.72.
So yeah, he's desperate.
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Let's talk about this first story.
Joe Biden just addressed gun violence.
And I'm just I'm really pissed off, guys.
Biden calls for ban on assault weapons and new red flag laws.
The president said the measures were not about taking away anyone's guns.
He also acknowledged that Congress might not come to a consensus, even as the nation grieves the victims of several mass shootings.
Okay, let me just say this.
I hope you fail, Joe Biden.
I hope you fail because you are a liar.
You are manipulating people.
And to anybody who liked what Joe Biden had to say, I ask you a simple question.
What is an assault weapon?
What was he talking about banning?
ian crossland
Bayonets?
tyler fischer
That's Matt Walsh's next documentary, What Is.
tim pool
That's actually a good idea.
We're doing that one.
tyler fischer
Nobody knows what it is.
unidentified
What is a woman nobody knows in this segment is brought to you by assault rifles.
chris karr
That was dead on though.
That was really good.
tim pool
I mean, if they do, what is an assault weapon?
That actually is a really good idea because they don't have a definition.
And this is what really bothers me is when he lies The closest approximation is assault rifle.
Assault rifles haven't been... You can't manufacture... I could be wrong about all this.
But I'm pretty sure you can't manufacture them after 1986 for civilian use.
In order for a civilian to buy one, it's got to be pre-1986.
And it takes you about a year to get, because you've got to get tax stamp, fingerprint.
You've got to file... It's through the NFA, so you've got to file ATF forms.
I can't do it.
I'll tell you why.
I am too busy.
So the amount of work required to actually jump through the hoops to get an NFA item, an NFA-regulated item, National Firearms Act, is just prohibitive for even someone like me.
Unless I want to take time off work so I can go down to the Sheriff's Department, get my fingerprints and all that.
I'll tell you what the craziest thing is.
First of all, red flag laws are insane.
And this, I gotta give a shout out to Maj Touré and Black Guns Matter, when he says all gun control is racist.
lydia smith
That's right.
tim pool
What do you think these police will do with red flag laws?
With a red flag law, it doesn't matter if you even have a gun.
It gives them powers to violate your Fourth Amendment rights.
They will come to your house and say, we're searching a warrant on a red flag, and the guy's gonna be like, but I don't have a gun.
Well, we don't know that for sure.
Don't give the police these powers.
But more importantly, What really triggered me... I was triggered.
ian crossland
Well said.
tim pool
I was reeing and I was... It was pretty bad.
...swinging my arms.
Get this gun control off my country!
lydia smith
It's really bad.
tim pool
When he said he wanted to end the 72-hour release for background checks.
For those that don't know, if you want to buy a gun, you have to get a background check.
tyler fischer
I do.
Let me just write this down.
tim pool
Write this down.
tyler fischer
I live in Brooklyn, New York.
tim pool
Oh, you can't get one.
unidentified
Oh, forget it.
tyler fischer
The response time is 72 hours for police, so... Oh my gosh.
tim pool
Right, right, right.
It's the same as the... Well, you can't get one anyway.
So now they want to ban body armor?
Check it out.
You go to the store, you walk up, and you say, I'd like to buy, I'd like to purchase this weapon.
Why?
For my own personal reasons, to defend my home, for sport, or to protect this country from enemies both foreign and domestic.
Whatever it is is your fancy, right?
It's your right.
You've got to fill out a NICS form.
It's not that big a deal to fill out the form.
Then they submit it, and you have to wait.
They're running a background check.
The first time I bought a gun, they told me, you are delayed, and you will have to come back.
We'll let you know when you're cleared.
72 hours later, I got a phone call saying, you are now cleared.
I went in, and I was able to pick up the weapon.
Turns out, they never actually did the background check.
My understanding is that it went long, and so my rights as an American citizen under the Second Amendment, I get to take the weapon.
If they get rid of that, that restriction on the government, you're going to have federal agents, they're going to say, you know, we just don't like this James O'Keefe guy.
We'll do his background check when we get time.
And then three months goes by, and you're like, where's my background check?
And they're like, we're working on it.
That's what Joe Biden wants to get rid of.
That would give the government the ability to effectively ban all guns at a whim, whenever they so decide.
And of course, they'll give you every excuse.
They'll say, you know, we're just backlogged and so understaffed.
Sorry.
You know what they did with marijuana back in the day?
What they did was you needed a tax stamp if you wanted to buy it.
Then they stopped issuing stamps, effectively making it illegal and bypassing people's constitutional rights.
This is what they will do.
Joe Biden wants universal background checks on all sales, including private sales, which means you can't even transfer a weapon to a family member.
Say you're Jim Bob and Billy Jean out in the mountains of West Virginia and you're like, I'd like to transfer this weapon to you because I'm leaving and we got critters and bears or whatever.
Can't do it.
Got to drive to an FFL and you got to fill out the background check form and then, oopsie, The feds have decided they're just not going to do it.
That's how they ban guns.
So no.
No Joe Biden.
Screw you.
You're a liar.
tyler fischer
Is he more serious when he's screaming or whispering?
Can you guys tell the difference?
unidentified
I don't know.
ian crossland
Screaming.
tyler fischer
You'll notice he'll start with the yell and then he'll end with the whisper.
Where are you guys?
Because you're racist.
He's doing that E.T.
He always gets real low at the end of it.
ian crossland
Yeah, that begging sound.
He begs.
He got it from Obama.
And so does Beto O'Rourke.
tyler fischer
It's like Owen Wilson is training him.
I mean, come on.
unidentified
We're not doing a good thing.
tyler fischer
Owen's a bad dude.
tim pool
He has to get real low with it.
Wow, I'm not doing it.
I think it's actually, the reason he whispers is because when he loses where he's going and he can't think, it gives him a justification for why he pauses.
So he'll be like, you know, we gotta...
Like, it's like, I forgot what I was going to say, I got it, I got it.
And then he says something low, so it's like the pause was supposed to be drama as opposed, it was dramatic instead of just sad.
ian crossland
He can't emphatically say what he's saying because he's reading it and he doesn't really believe it or really understand it, so then he appeals to tone.
He'll try and do a begging tone like this.
Yeah.
Because he thinks maybe the tone will get them.
Because Obama did that.
He used to do that a lot.
It was really insidious.
chris karr
But Obama was a better actor.
And you can probably speak to this point.
Like when Biden speaks, it's just like, wow, he's an awful actor.
And he has no grounding in principles or morals or any ethics. Terrible actor.
Yeah, but he can't muster up the delivery.
tyler fischer
Yeah, he has no delivery.
chris karr
Obama could.
Obama could muster up the delivery.
tyler fischer
As a white guy, I can't do an impression of a complete idiot.
chris karr
So yes, we would discourage that.
tyler fischer
Well, can't do the Obama one.
Can't do Eric Adams either.
tim pool
Oh, man.
Joe Biden, whenever he gets mad, it's so obviously performative.
Come on, man!
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
You know, it's just like, bro, I can tell you're not really indignant.
tyler fischer
Man or Jack.
Either one.
tim pool
Jack?
chris karr
Man or Jack.
tyler fischer
Jack!
tim pool
It's like the fakest... It's... You're phoning it in, dude.
tyler fischer
Yeah, he throws his hands up a lot.
tim pool
Remember when he got mad at that, uh... That guy who was... The union worker.
Who was like, you're trying to ban my guns.
Then he got really angry at him, started yelling at him.
tyler fischer
He, like, punched the guy.
He let go of him.
lydia smith
He tried to, like, jab him.
tim pool
Yeah, Joe Biden's a bad guy.
He's a bad guy who hangs out with some bad boys.
lydia smith
That's right.
ian crossland
He's a mean fella.
unidentified
Wow.
chris karr
And he's so unremarkable too.
Somebody asked me recently, they were just like, what would you ask Joe Biden if you could interview him?
And as a journalist, I really pondered on that.
I was just like, man, what would I ask Joe Biden?
I really couldn't muster up a good, meaningful question because I feel like his record is so unremarkable and so uninteresting that I feel like I would just be better off trolling him at this point in his life, even though that might be considered a little bit mean.
ian crossland
I'd never heard of him until he ran against Obama, and I was like, this is the establishment character they're using to run against Obama.
More than Hillary.
I was like, who is this weird old dude?
Then I found out he was a plagiarist from the 80s and had to resign from this presidential run, basically.
tim pool
The idea with Biden was, will America elect a younger black man?
So they were like, let's get an older white dude and put him together so we can try and maximize our potential.
And then it's funny because McCain went with Sarah Palin, right?
They were like, let's try a woman!
And it was just like, yo, get the pandering out of there.
It's not helping.
Although I think Sarah Palin was way better than McCain was, so.
chris karr
Easily.
tim pool
She definitely helped his campaign for whatever it was, but he loses anyway.
ian crossland
McCain kept saying, my friend.
He'd keep calling people my friend all of a sudden, as soon as he started campaigning.
I was like, these aren't your friends, dude.
I don't think they really like you.
That's a good Obama.
tim pool
You're stealing that impression from a black person.
You're taking somebody's job.
want to vote for that guy and then Obama was like I'm gonna end the wars and I was
like I'll vote for that guy. That's a good Obama. But then as soon as he did it was like I'm
gonna blow up these kids. I'm president and I blow up kids.
tyler fischer
You can't steal you're stealing that impression from a black person
you're taking somebody's job you can't do that Tim. Well actually hold on
tim pool
I'm mixed race, and mixed race is the smallest minority in the country, so I'm actually the most oppressed.
Oh, I'm sorry, man.
I apologize.
tyler fischer
I love how they're listing the, you know, it's like the first openly gay, black, oppressed.
They don't do that for any of the crappy jobs, right?
The first genderqueer, ambiguous, ambidextrous janitor.
No one gives a crap about any of the mundane jobs at the White House.
ian crossland
It'd be great if they could mop with two hands at once.
lydia smith
That'd be really useful.
unidentified
That's why I am the best at what I do.
tim pool
You know, and to be fair, it's probably because they're already a bunch of trans-abled, you know, demi-janitors or
whatever.
tyler fischer
Right.
tim pool
But, you know, I think it's a fair point to be like, we gotta respect the trades.
And our society just literally doesn't do it.
So if they did come out, I'd actually respect it more if they were like, our school hired the first gay janitor.
I'd be like, oh, alright.
But when they're like this high- Keep an eye on them, keep an eye on them.
When they come out and they're like this high, you know, they say like this is the first official or whatever and they ignore the Republican ones.
It's like, wasn't like the first Republican member of, black member of Congress like in the 1800s?
And for the Democrats it was like 1992 or something like that.
ian crossland
I thought when they, when Tulsi Gabbard was running for president in this last cycle and they were like, well we can't, we can't cast her as the role because we need a woman of color.
I was like, okay, she is a woman of color.
The shark has jumped.
Like, we just lost it.
The shark has jumped?
Yes.
The shark has jumped.
tim pool
Everybody remembers when the shark jumped over the Fonz.
ian crossland
That's right.
Yes, exactly.
That's when the show has gone too far.
It's lost the plot.
If you wanted a woman of color, you had a woman of color.
You pretended like she wasn't a woman of color because you want an authoritarian in, is what you're saying.
You just want to use the color as an obfuscation.
tyler fischer
Not enough color.
tim pool
Well, I love it.
They're like, you know, we need more representation for marginalized voices and then Candace Owens is like I'm gonna do a popular show and they go, not you.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
Yeah, you're out.
No, you're a white supremacist.
Or Larry Elder.
It's just like... No, it's funny because they throw all these racial slurs at, you know, like Candace Owens or Larry Elder, calling... I'm not gonna repeat the words they use, but they'll call them like the token or whatever that Republicans will rely on.
And then literally all they do is that.
They bring about these marginalized voices who just repeat their own opinions for them.
unidentified
Mm-hmm.
tim pool
It's funny because you can actually have, like, Candace Owens argue with someone, but then you'll have these, like, diversity candidates for these public jobs espousing mainstream opinions as if they're being puppeted by these corporations.
That's them doing exactly what they're claiming the right is doing.
Projection, it's... You know what?
I really hate saying it because it's like the 800th time we'll have said it, but they project everything.
unidentified
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
tim pool
That's it.
tyler fischer
Yeah, it's like, why am I looking up to, like, Candace Owens and Larry Elder to, like, speak up for, you know, like, for white men, really?
I mean, like, that's really what happened, though.
Like, I was like, why am I getting, uh, why do I feel like Candace Owens has my back more than the president or somebody?
And they'll go, well, they're just a white supremacist.
I'm like, what is happening right now?
A black person could be a white supremacist.
tim pool
Well, it's incredible.
ian crossland
I think they're conflating it with Roman supremacy.
I brought this up a couple of times.
They call it white supremacy, make it a race thing.
But like the Roman culture enslaved most of the world that they could get their hands on.
They built the Roman Catholic Church to mentally enslave people.
And like it's predominated our society, this Roman Catholicism, this Roman.
Now it's like the British government with their banks, their international bank.
Like it's all kind of Now we're talking.
Residual of the Romans.
Now we're talking.
tim pool
Seamus is sitting at home and he's going, oh yeah, Seamus, I gotcha.
chris karr
I love it.
ian crossland
Defend yourself.
tim pool
Seamus is not here to push back on the religious stuff.
I don't know about all that, but I see what you're saying, right?
The Roman Empire falls, then you get the European empires, the various nations.
ian crossland
The Holy Roman Empire, that was like Germanic.
tim pool
But then you end up with colonization from a variety of European powers after the Empire falls.
So, ultimately, I don't think they have any idea what they're talking about.
I think they're just saying things that use morsels of truth to manipulate you so they can gain power.
ian crossland
Yeah, racism.
tim pool
Right.
They know that we all don't like racism.
They know that the average American does not like racism.
So they use the fear of you being called a racist.
It worked for a while.
I don't think it's working so much anymore.
unidentified
No, no.
chris karr
Yeah, people aren't having it.
ian crossland
It happened in 2016.
I was trying to explain Hillary's email dump to WikiLeaks to my friend, and he was like, uh, it's just your white privilege.
And I didn't know how to defend myself or respond.
tyler fischer
I was like, can't.
ian crossland
I don't think so.
chris karr
I'm just reading it.
tyler fischer
I felt so dirty.
ian crossland
I was like, I don't think I'm welcome in LA anymore.
tim pool
There's a real simple thing that I live by, and it's just, if you don't know, ask.
So if someone's like, this is your white privilege, I'll go, oh, what is it?
And then they'll say something like, because you're white x, y, and z. And then ask them again, be like, you know, oh, what do you think about poor people?
Like, what do you think about poor white people?
Just keep asking them questions to make them answer.
The Socratic method, essentially.
And then eventually when they break their own logic, they're just like, I don't know.
And you know, it's, I don't know, what do you mean by that?
And then, you'd lightly argue with him.
Be like, I don't know about that one.
ian crossland
He was like, it's her time, Ian!
It's her time!
And I was like, you're just, it's your white privilege!
And I'm like, what does that have to do with her?
I thought it was like, is it my male privilege, or wait?
Well, I digress.
tim pool
But here's what I do.
You know, times have definitely changed now, where we've bifurcated so much politically that I don't know if these methods work, but when I would have people say stuff to me, like, about Hillary, I'd be like, what do you mean by it's her time?
And they'd be like, well, Hillary's been in government for so long, blah, blah, blah, and I'll be like, oh, you think that makes her a good president?
Like, you think she'll be a good president?
And then just have them ask, like, ask them these things, and then once they start getting angry the way, because I've experienced that too, I always just be like, I'm sorry, man, I didn't mean to make you angry.
unidentified
Depends what you mean by the word, word.
tyler fischer
What do you mean by the word, word?
tim pool
Word but the one thing I and word the one thing I was like is like if you're asking
Questions because someone's making these outrageous statements that don't mean anything and then they get
really really angry You just say I don't understand why you're being so mean or
unidentified
you I don't understand why you're yelling at me Yeah, rather than continue to try to drive home what I was
ian crossland
talking about about the emails I should have started asking about his feelings and stuff
tim pool
That's a better tactic.
If someone's emotionally enraged, they're not going to think straight.
Their logical centers of their minds are shutting down, the emotion's taking over, and now you want to ask them, like, yo, are you alright?
Like, are you mad?
I'm sorry.
tyler fischer
Why are you being mean?
chris karr
That's right.
It's the same psychological tactic that you want to use with children, you know, because like you have to use child psychology to deal with children.
And oftentimes adults behave like children.
So you want to use the same techniques of a psychologist that deals with children to deal with adults that are behaving like children.
unidentified
Right.
chris karr
And I know that this is true, not because I have children, but because I saw a TikTok about it.
tim pool
And also reverse psychology.
tyler fischer
Yes.
tim pool
So when someone says they want to vote for, you know, Joe Biden, you go, uh, well, I already voted for Joe Biden and you disagree with me.
And then they'll go, I'm not voting for Joe Biden.
I'm actually voting for Trump.
It's like, all right.
And that works too.
No, that never works.
But that, I love that.
Technically in some areas that literally did work that there's that Babylon beam joke where they said in genius move, Trump comes out in support of impeachment so that Democrats must oppose.
Cause that's what they did.
Trump could come out and be like pancakes are great.
And they'd be like, Pancakes are terrible!
They're racist!
The racist history of pancakes.
unidentified
The problem with gluten, right?
tyler fischer
There's 400 genders.
There's so many.
We're all polyamorous.
chris karr
We're all fluid.
tyler fischer
They say, sir, we're fluid.
unidentified
We're so fluid.
tim pool
And then they'd come out and be like, we're all straight now.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
Perfect.
chris karr
I just want to say you're like 4 for 4 or 5 for 5 with the impressions.
I mean, I'm not keeping track or anything, but I think you're 4 for 4.
tyler fischer
Can you tell what I did in my room growing up?
With all my weight, shame?
I just was like, well I guess I'll talk to myself!
ian crossland
Did you do it in a mirror?
tyler fischer
Oh yeah.
ian crossland
Jim Carrey did that a lot.
chris karr
All right, six percent.
tim pool
That was good, but I just don't like Jim Carrey.
ian crossland
I like him these days.
chris karr
What kind of millennial are you, Tim?
I thought you were a millennial with the rest of us.
tim pool
You don't like Jim Carrey?
You don't like Jim Carrey?
Yes!
He's like a self-righteous, arrogant guy.
chris karr
He spoke out against Wilson.
His brain's been broken.
tyler fischer
He did speak out against Wilson.
chris karr
In the 90s, he meant a lot to us.
tim pool
Bruce Almighty was awesome.
chris karr
Yes, yeah.
tim pool
And then they did Evan Almighty and I was like, that is good.
tyler fischer
I mean, Dumb and Dumber is my favorite movie of all time.
ian crossland
Ace Ventura was definitely a home run.
lydia smith
Yeah, that was good.
ian crossland
Nothing had come out like it at that point.
tyler fischer
Cable guy.
tim pool
Cable guy!
Now, how are we talking about Jim Carrey?
ian crossland
Well, he talked smack about Will Smith when he popped Chris Rock at the Oscars and he came out publicly and derided it, basically.
It was nice to see a celebrity do that or an actor do that.
tim pool
You know what I prefer?
I like people who are willing to be like, wow, I didn't know that.
That's about it.
And so seeing so many celebrities come out, talking big, acting like they know everything, and they don't, and they're making everything worse is frustrating.
Because the way I describe it is like, imagine you're trying to fix an engine.
Actually, we talked about this with one of our progressive guests.
And then you've got a guy standing next to you yelling that you've got to put the engine fluid, the blinker fluid, and you're like, that's not a thing.
There's no blink.
I saw it!
You're insane!
And then they all vote.
We vote, we pour the water in that valve, and you're like, you're gonna break the engine, and they do, and you're like, I needed that engine too, man.
ian crossland
Along those lines, last night we were talking about the Johnny Depp-Amber Heard thing.
I want to touch on it really quick, because I said some stuff.
I said, like, just a couple of drunk cokeheads beating each other up, and people were like, Ian!
Johnny Depp wasn't beating her up!
I didn't really follow the trial.
It probably did come off kind of ignorant to speak with that kind of authority, and Amber Heard is definitely a liar.
So I want to get that on record.
She said that she donated money to charity when she had actually pledged the money, and then when they caught her on the stand lying under oath, they were like, you said you pledged it, but you didn't donate it.
She's like, so did you donate it?
I pledged it, yeah.
I pledged it.
That's not what I'm asking.
I'm asking if you donated it.
I pledged it.
I pledged it.
Yeah, I pledged it.
She was like, I use those words interchangeably.
tyler fischer
And she keeps a permanent pouty face.
I don't know if you know that.
She's just the whole trial.
ian crossland
It was fun.
I don't want to talk too crappy about people.
tyler fischer
It was fun.
He was fascinating to watch.
tim pool
I thought you were going to say he was fat.
unidentified
He was fat.
tim pool
I was going to agree.
tyler fischer
That's all I took from it.
So fat.
unidentified
He was so fat.
tim pool
I was going to agree because I was like, he wasn't looking a little thick, you know?
tyler fischer
I saw him playing guitar and I was like, But he would do these, like, 20-minute stories to get to this crazy thing she did.
unidentified
He'd be like, I woke up in the morning and there was a light dew outside.
I saw a small injured crow that I knitted a small cashmere sweater.
That's when I realized Ms.
Heard had taken a crap into my laptop.
You're like, just get to the crap in the laptop thing!
tim pool
He's got a belt of suspense, man!
tyler fischer
You think he'll be in, like, his career will have a resurgence?
I think him and Will Smith should be put in some maybe show.
tim pool
Yes, absolutely.
And, uh, it's like, maybe it should be space pirates and aliens.
ian crossland
Yeah, that's cool.
tim pool
That's dope.
tyler fischer
He was off playing a live show in London when the verdict came out.
unidentified
He is like Jack Sparrow at this point.
chris karr
He's in Brando territory.
I don't know if I'm the only one that remembers how the trajectory of Brando's... Brando was also a very, kind of a central figure in Johnny Depp's life.
I think in many ways he wanted to be Brando.
And I think that Depp is pretty much at the Brando point in his career, because Brando had to go on trial for his son's... I think there was some sort of murder trial that his son was involved in, and Brando had to take the stand.
And in this weird way, Depp is in the same position that he's in.
I think he's in Brando territory.
He's never going to recover.
tyler fischer
He was also banging Amber Heard, Brando.
chris karr
So I think that's... To his credit.
ian crossland
Yes, yes, yes.
chris karr
Of course.
tim pool
All right.
Let's jump away from the funny celebrity stuff into the depressing, distressing Civil War stuff.
chris karr
All right, great.
tim pool
We got this story from the Washington Times.
Distressingly high level of support for assassinating politicians among young democratic men.
I saw this headline and I went, what?
What is that?
No way.
And then I looked at the data and the numbers are comparable to Republican women.
I was like, why is it that maybe there's something about, I don't know, because young Democrat women and young Republican men are about one third in favor of political assassination.
And I'm like, yo, that's bad enough.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I love how they framed this like young Democratic men are in favor.
And then it's like 44 percent said they would they support assassination and young Republican women at 40 percent.
And then I was like, OK, so let me actually I don't know if this will actually work if I can pull up.
Here we go.
It's the Southern Poverty Law Center, who I don't trust and is probably wrong.
But reading through this, the fact that they would list young Democratic men as the most in support of this political violence, I was like, Well, why would the SPLC deride their own donors?
You know, like... Their bread and butter is young Democrats.
So maybe it's legit.
And I gotta be honest, a lot of what they say, I think it sounds absolutely plausible.
There's a bunch in this survey that they produced, notably about feminism, about Great Replacement, things like that.
We'll talk about the feminism stuff in a minute, because that's also fascinating.
But you get to the partisanship and violence part.
Take a look at this.
Total approval for assassinating a politician who is harming the country or our democracy.
44% of younger Democratic men, that's less than 50 years old, approve.
54% disapprove.
Among young Republican men, it's 34% approval to 57% disapproval.
There's a decent amount of young Republican men who just don't know.
But look at this.
Younger Republican women is 40% to 55.
That's 4% off from the Democrats.
And then younger Democratic women is 32% approved.
Yo, I don't care if it's 44.
You take a look at the Boomers and the Gen Xers.
And the support is under double digits, right?
Among older Democrat women, 9%.
Older Republican women, 10%.
Older Democrat men, 6%.
And older Republican men, 6%.
When the boomer generation passes on, the dominant power in society is going to be overwhelmingly in favor of assassinating political opponents.
ian crossland
I think that these numbers, though, show youthful ignorance, because as you get older, you realize that violence, you start to realize things about the way the world works, and that you can't just destroy the thing you hate and expect everything to be okay.
tim pool
We're talking about 45-year-olds, Ian.
45-year-olds count as younger.
ian crossland
That's a problem.
How many people did they poll?
tim pool
Did they poll 6,000?
ian crossland
1,500.
1,500 people.
So it's not that many people, too.
It depends on who they were polling.
The kids might have been on Prozac, played a lot of video games.
tim pool
I think the bigger issue is that the Southern Poverty Law Center needs to keep people scared so they can make money off of them.
So that's the first thing.
They say their methodology is from April 18th, 2022.
Tolchin Research conducted a nationwide survey of 1,500 adults ages 18 plus.
It was conducted via online panel.
The margin of error for the full 1,500 sample is plus or minus 2.53%.
Maybe.
tyler fischer
Well, it's bad timing because I think it was yesterday, the man who attempted to assassinate Reagan was let out of jail.
ian crossland
Hinckley.
John Hinckley Jr.
tyler fischer
Yes.
And they said, we think he's doing OK.
That's what they said.
We think he's going to do it.
tim pool
You guys ready for this next part?
lydia smith
Oh, my gosh.
tim pool
Check this out.
lydia smith
Scared.
tim pool
In another poll, total approval for threatening a politician who is harming the country democracy.
Younger Republican men, 46 percent approve.
of threatening a politician, 52% disapprove.
But only 44% actually approve of assassination.
You know what that means?
Republicans, oh I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's 34% of Republican men approve.
That means you've got about 12% all bark, no bite.
They're gonna shake their fist at a politician and then do nothing.
But it's the inverse for younger Democrat men.
40% are okay with threats, 44% with assassination.
You know what that means?
That 4% doesn't want to give you a warning.
They're not going to tell you what they intend to do.
Now here's the best part.
Here's the funny part.
The same thing is true of younger Republican women.
31% agree with threats, but 40% agree with assassination.
These young Republican women don't want to warn you before they... Sneaky!
Yeah.
ian crossland
Firstly, who in their right mind would tell a poll that they're in favor of assassinating politicians?
That's insane.
You're going to be put on a watch list instantly if you tell someone that, I would imagine.
tim pool
Good point, Ian!
Which suggests the number is probably much higher.
ian crossland
And secondly...
I had a point.
I'll come back to it.
tim pool
Look at this.
Total approval for participating in a political revolution.
This is what's fascinating.
The one group that is most in favor of participating in a revolution is young Republican men.
ian crossland
I tweeted out, I'm getting really tired of this alien versus villain narrative that we're going through right now.
What I mean is like the weird hero, like the young transgender kid that feels like an alien in the reality, or Superman who's an alien, or like a superhero that's not normal.
This non-normal hero versus a blanket form of evil.
Because when you think there are things out there that are evil, then you may be willing to destroy them.
And it's making people think that killing is the way to solve things, and it's not.
It's a fantasy.
Marvel superhero movies are fantasy.
There are no good and evil thing.
It's not black and white.
Not black and white.
tim pool
You let him in jail.
Avengers Infinity War did a really good job of addressing this.
Thanos was driven by his character arc was literally, I'm doing good.
Right.
And you actually have that conversation in the film with Captain America when he's like, we don't trade lives versus Thanos being like, I'm going to save the universe.
Thanos thought he was the good guy.
And so I watch this really amazing filmmaker's critique of Infinity War, and they said what people didn't realize is that it's a hero's journey story, same as any other story, but it's about Thanos.
ian crossland
Dude, I have the comic right here.
This is where it all came from.
It's called the Infinity Gauntlet.
And you're right, Tim.
You explained it exactly.
Thanos was an anomaly.
Depends on the perspective you look at Thanos from is whether or not he's evil.
tim pool
Yeah, he is.
tyler fischer
It really works, though, when they set up somebody to be just pure evil.
I mean, I fell for it.
I was listening to NPR, you know, two years ago watching CNN.
Literally, I was brainwashed.
Because you go, well, they're evil, so it doesn't matter what we do.
I probably would have been, you know, if they gave away free coffee or something, I would have filled that out.
I would have been another point for the Democrats.
tim pool
So what happened for you?
How did you one day not, like, how do you break out from it?
tyler fischer
Oh, yeah.
My coming out.
My walk away.
Your walk away.
Well, I talk to Brandon a lot because we're, you know, this is what's so funny is me and a guy like Brandon, we never would have talked.
ian crossland
That's Brandon's stroke.
tyler fischer
Yeah, yeah.
They're bringing all these people together that would have never associated with each other.
And so it's kind of bizarre.
But it started with the white shaming stuff.
You know, that was it.
It was like, take a seat, give up your job.
Sorry, we're not hiring white people.
We're full with white people at comedy clubs.
We're not casting white people.
And then slowly I'm like, am I supposed to just give up my life?
And they would say, yes.
tim pool
Take a look at this.
As part of the same poll, the great replacement, they say.
As you know, the demographic makeup of America is changing and becoming more diverse, with the US Census estimating white people will be a minority in approximately 25 years.
Generally speaking, do you find these changes to be very positive, somewhat positive, somewhat negative, or very negative?
You know what's funny?
What do we have?
We have 63% of Democrats say either somewhat or very positive.
And I'm like, there is something deeply wrong with you if you're like, it's a good thing that a racial group is being diminished or whatever.
Now, for the people that view it negatively, I have some questions about why they view it negatively.
unidentified
Sure.
tim pool
But it's not as bad as people view it positively.
You know what I mean?
Like, if you're like, hey, it's kind of a bad thing that a group of people is slowly disappearing or whatever, I'll be like, okay, well, let's talk about that.
For the Democrats, they're like, this is good.
I'm kind of like, yeah, that's kind of creepy and racist.
That's weird.
tyler fischer
Well, even the white politicians, they're like, yeah, we'll be gone.
lydia smith
Yeah, that's weird, right?
ian crossland
It harkens back to like, that they're trying to, they're worried too much about the skin color and not the ideology of the Roman, I'm going to keep talking about Romans, it's awesome.
But like this Roman supremacy thing where like, you know, it was started by slaves, slave masters.
They try and like, even, I mean, I don't want to hate on the Catholic Church.
But I do hate on the Catholic Church because I can't stand the organization of power and that you have to have this authority of a Pope that you've got to go through.
That's authoritarian.
If you want to communicate with God, it's within you.
tyler fischer
Was that a pedophile joke?
You got to go through the Pope?
ian crossland
Unfortunately, yeah.
And it was hilarious.
tim pool
Pretty good.
My thing on the Great Replacement stuff is, you know, Democrats have talked about demographic changes and means of maintaining political power.
Tucker Carlson then mentions they talk about it, then they accuse him of far-right white supremacist conspiracy theories.
And I'm like, dude, they're outright telling the SPLC they view it positively that white people are becoming a minority.
I'm like, race shouldn't matter.
You know what's funny is this survey didn't have a doesn't matter option.
It's like, is it good or bad?
Or do you not know?
And I'm like, it's not good or bad.
tyler fischer
That's what it is.
If that's what's happening, you know.
We're mixing and mingling.
ian crossland
I think it's good for immune systems.
Racial diversity is good for the immune system, I believe.
tim pool
It is.
But ultimately what matters to me is the values.
tyler fischer
I'm gonna put that on my Tinder profile.
tim pool
Values matter.
Meritocracy.
Individual freedoms.
Personal freedom.
Personal liberty.
Meritocracy.
Personal responsibility.
There we go.
That's one.
tyler fischer
Yeah, personal responsibility, yeah.
tim pool
Freedom of speech, safety and security in your person and your property, the right to self-defense, due process,
constitutional rights.
The fascinating thing is, they say in this, let me see if I can pull it up.
They say, if we hope to secure a multiracial democracy and prevent partisan violence.
I Our results show that a substantial effort on the part of activists, institutions, and government will be required if we hope to secure a multiracial democracy.
Fascinating.
Stephen Marsh was on this show, and he's the guy who wrote the book, The Next Civil War, which I reference fairly often.
And he said, within the United States, there is a multicultural democracy and a constitutional republic.
He said he favored multicultural democracy.
I said I favor constitutional republic.
And I think he's right.
I think that is the split.
The SPLC is very much on the side of, they say multi-racial democracy, but democracy is the real point here.
We're not a democracy.
We have some democratic institutions, like we elect our representatives.
But we don't, and we have referendums.
But for the most part, our government is run by elected representatives who represent us.
I like the Constitution.
I like the fact that there is like a set of rules and understandings as to what the government can and can't do.
They want to get rid of that.
tyler fischer
Yeah.
tim pool
Well, they're going after equity.
majoritarian rule. Whatever we say goes, which I think is nightmarish. The SPLC
outright says they want to secure that. It's never been more clear in my opinion.
tyler fischer
Well they're going after equity. We... equality is out.
You don't even hear the word equality anymore.
You only hear equity, which is forced outcome.
And nobody knows what that means.
No one even realizes that's what's happening.
tim pool
Right.
tyler fischer
And so you can't you would never watch a football game if you knew the score.
And that's what's happening.
That's why people aren't watching Netflix, because they know the score.
They know the story.
They know it's going to be this type of person, this type of person, this view, this view, this view.
And there's no surprise anymore because it's not.
tim pool
But tell it tell it to us again, but this time as Trump.
tyler fischer
Well, maybe I'll do it as Jordan Peterson.
It's like no one knows about equity, Tim.
It's like personal responsibility.
Clean your room.
Eat a lobster.
chris karr
Now cry.
Cry.
Can you muster out a tear?
tyler fischer
It's like, you gotta stop doing cocaine off a stripper's butt.
It's like Carl Jung.
unidentified
Carl Jung.
tyler fischer
I don't even know how he came up with that.
It's like a miracle, Tim, he even came up with that.
chris karr
See, I could be the executive director.
unidentified
I think you made a good point, Tyler, about equity and about equality of outcome, which is basically what equity is.
tyler fischer
I can't get one, so I hope they're watching.
tim pool
We could have had Jordan Peterson debate Ben Shapiro.
That would have been fun.
Yeah, debate Trump.
chris karr
Well, it's like, yeah, terrific.
ian crossland
Yeah.
I think you made a good point, Tyler, about equity and about equality of outcome, which
is basically what equity is, that they will kneecap.
tyler fischer
Well, I knew I'd have that outcome if I said it.
ian crossland
In a game of football, if the team that was leading no longer got the ball until the other
team scored and got their, no one would watch that sport.
tyler fischer
No one's watching.
ian crossland
You can't even call it a sport at that point.
It's because they're not able to compete evenly.
tyler fischer
And this is poisoning every industry.
I mean, I talk about this a lot on social media and stuff, and I'm sure we'll talk about the lawsuit in a bit.
People reach out to me in every single department of every job.
This is poisoning.
And people are quitting.
Because they're like, I don't want to be a part of this.
Managers are being forced to hire people based on skin color, and they're put in this really, really tough situation.
And people are just... The jig is up.
tim pool
I'll be honest, right?
Running a company...
They're they're weird laws that you're looking at.
And California's got it crazy like they mandate on the board certain like you have to have X amount of women or something like that.
So then your company is no longer built by those who are good at the job.
It's built by people who fit quotas.
ian crossland
Yeah, it is interesting.
I think men and women is the best example of the value of diversity because I, when I have conversations with people, I find that having a woman and with the conversation is very different kind of communication.
Not always, but there's logic, which is a very male thing.
Then there's emotions, which is a very feminine thing maybe.
And, um, but when it comes to race, like I'm interested in hearing people's backgrounds and these other cultures, maybe they're from another country.
I think it's way less important.
I don't know, when it comes to diversity hiring women, like, I'm glad you're here, Lydia.
I'd like to hear your perspective as a female.
tyler fischer
Oh, I didn't see Lydia!
unidentified
They put her in the corner the whole time.
ian crossland
Is that offensive of me to say, Lydia?
lydia smith
No, that I'm in the corner?
ian crossland
No, no, just that there's a value.
A value of, like, male and female diversity in a conversation.
lydia smith
No, you're absolutely right.
And we know that women like people.
This is why women do jobs like be schoolteachers and be nurses.
And men are engineers.
Turns out engineering earns more money because it's more precise.
And even men, when they go into nursing, they go into nurse anesthesia, which is, it turns your patient into an object because they're completely asleep.
tyler fischer
And then the men take over.
lydia smith
Exactly.
Yeah.
That's what earns the most money.
Yeah.
It's engineering.
But you're entirely correct, Ian.
chris karr
Yeah, there is a lot of value there, especially between men and women and what different genders tend to offer.
But, however, you have to understand that there's an equal distribution of incompetence, I think, across genders.
And once you factor in race, it becomes very strange.
But I do think there is some value to men-women ratio, generally speaking.
tim pool
I got an idea.
chris karr
Yeah.
tim pool
It's a stupid idea, but I think it's worth filming.
lydia smith
Yes.
tim pool
Starting a new company and intentionally having the corporate ethos anti-meritocracy.
So we we intentionally hire the people who seem to be the worst at the job.
tyler fischer
And maybe that's next.
tim pool
We'll pull like a George Costanza and make like the best company ever.
unidentified
Yeah.
chris karr
Oh my God.
I love that.
ian crossland
Family members.
tyler fischer
Do the opposite.
tim pool
I'm pretty sure like we'd start a sandwich shop and we'd hire all people with no experience, no drive, and it just burned down.
ian crossland
Call it good looking.
unidentified
Good looking.
tim pool
Let's jump to this next story.
It's part of the same survey, actually.
But speaking of women, Ian, 2xChromosomes has this post.
A study has found that a majority of Democrat men under 50 and a super majority of Republican men under 50 agree with the statement, feminism has done more harm than good.
Keep that in mind as we see Ro falling, Femicide increasing and birth control coming under attack to little mainstream fanfare.
I jump back to the same SPLC poll that we had and I jump down to gender identity and they say Gender roles and gender identity agreement that, quote, feminism has done more harm than good.
46% of young Democratic men.
That's the majority of young Democrat men saying more harm than good.
That one was surprising.
23% of young Democrat women.
Unsurprising.
52% of young Republican women think feminism has done more harm and 62% of young Republican men think it's done more harm.
That is not surprising, the Republicans, but the fact that young Democrat men think feminism has done more harm, I would say is mostly surprising, until you factor in the fact that many of those young Democratic men are probably incels.
And I'm not saying that as a pejorative, and I'm not saying that to drag them, I'm saying, literally, there's probably a large proportion of young men in general, regardless of political affiliation, who have not been able to start a relationship or have sex, and so they blame feminism.
tyler fischer
Well, the Democrat men are dating Democrat women.
That's exactly what I was going to say.
Who are primarily going to be the feminists, so they're the ones that are probably... When they reach 30, and that's what happened to me, that was another part of my... I'm going on dates and I'm getting lectured and told I'm a piece of crap and I'm the problem, and then the check comes and I'm like...
And they just sit back, and I go, oh, so you just want the good parts of feminism.
And I found that across the board.
And eventually, I'm like, well, I'm out.
Sorry.
tim pool
Oh, yeah.
I've had dates in my life where it was obvious the chick just wanted dinner.
tyler fischer
Oh, yeah.
tim pool
Strong feminists just wanted dinner.
tyler fischer
Yeah.
Well, they got to fuel up.
tim pool
But I've always been about gender equality, so I just always split the bill.
tyler fischer
Yeah, yeah.
tim pool
And then the bill comes, and they would be like, thank you.
And I'd be like, yeah, you want to do your card?
Or should we do two cards?
Or what do you want to do?
And they're like, wait, what?
What are you thinking here, dude?
tyler fischer
The last person I dated, she insisted I pay every time, and I started to just feel like a sugar daddy, you know?
tim pool
But then she had a lot of... You gotta respond in kind, like it's like the dude from Mad Men, you know?
tyler fischer
Yeah.
tim pool
He's like, alright, babe, come on, you know?
tyler fischer
Well, yeah, they're kind of picking and choosing the best traits of feminism.
I mean, good on them.
I'd do that if I could.
ian crossland
I understand paying for the woman and her food and her comfort if she's raising the child because you need her body to be comfortable.
tyler fischer
See, that's where you run into the problem because me and this person, she was going for her career full force and I was going for mine.
I'm the breadwinner, you know, and so we came to this point.
It's like, well, she's not going to stop and I'm not going to stop, so we're never going to settle down, but I'm going to keep paying.
And then eventually it's like, well, how long?
It's like how long's that gonna last, Ian?
unidentified
Say you're a chimpanzee full of snakes.
tim pool
Say you're a chimpanzee full of snakes.
tyler fischer
It's like you're a chimpanzee full of snakes.
lydia smith
He really said that.
tim pool
Yeah, he really said that.
tyler fischer
And you're gonna rescue your father from the belly of a whale.
unidentified
Correct!
I love it.
tim pool
Did he say that one too?
ian crossland
Oh yeah, yeah.
tyler fischer
That's a Pinocchio one.
He's been a huge influence on me.
He was one of the first people I heard talking about this stuff, and I would literally cry watching, being like, Wow, I can actually talk about this?
tim pool
That's why he had so big.
He was like a father figure to a lot of people.
tyler fischer
Oh my god.
Changed my life.
I mean, like, I got into therapy, got into 12 steps, and I went from broke to making six figures to speaking out to, you know, this is a kid's suit, but it's still a suit.
And it's from one person.
ian crossland
He's so awesome.
tyler fischer
From one person.
ian crossland
He would tell you that others, he's inspired of course by others that came before him.
tyler fischer
Of course.
He sums everything up so in layman's terms.
That's his masterful skill.
He takes all of this stuff and he puts it in plain 12 rules for life.
tim pool
I want to point out this feminism thing.
There's a really good point that the feminists actually made.
If you look at support, older Democrat women, older Democrat men tend to disagree with the statement.
They think feminism did more good.
And older Republican women are 50 are similar to younger Republican women.
unidentified
Yes.
tim pool
The right to eat.
Republican men 42%. They made a good point. They said the older generation probably views feminism
more as the right to vote. Yes. And the younger generation views it as like the right to eat.
ian crossland
Black Lives Matter burning down buildings. It's the second generation feminism, which is from the
60s, which is the revolution, the all that stuff.
Suffrage, I think, might have been the first generation.
tim pool
And now we're at 12th dimensional feminism where you know, it's in a soup.
The whole ideology exists in a superposition of itself where everything is offensive and inoffensive and you never know which word you're allowed to say.
lydia smith
It's true.
tim pool
Yeah.
lydia smith
Well, remember, remember when we had Richie's mom on and she did not understand, like, what was the issue with feminism now?
And I was like, it's not like it was when you were dealing with it because she's 60 something and it's totally different now than it was when she was looking at it.
Like, I understand having a positive view.
of feminism when it was actually seeking equality for women with men.
That's totally different.
tyler fischer
No one disagrees with that anymore.
lydia smith
Exactly.
ian crossland
No equality of opportunity, but it didn't seek to make women equal, like the same as men in society's eyes.
That was never, you know.
tim pool
This is the crazy thing because it's like, do you think if you ask the average female, do you feel safe walking alone in a dark alley at night?
They'd probably tell you, to a greater degree than men, that they do not feel safe.
And a guy might be like, I don't know, I never, I mean, yeah, I probably feel a little unsafe, but most guys might be like, I never thought about it.
For obvious reasons.
Guys tend to be bigger, tend to have more muscle mass, tend to have more bone density, tend to have more skin collagen, or literally do, and typically are less concerned about these things.
Women are typically more concerned about these things.
I think it's probably Jordan Peterson brought this up, but if you want to figure out the differences between men and women, you just tell everyone to line up from shortest to tallest.
And then it happens.
tyler fischer
Well, it doesn't help me much.
lydia smith
It doesn't help me either.
ian crossland
How tall are you?
tyler fischer
Well, I literally had to change my height to millimeters on Tinder just to trick women.
unidentified
If you change your posture, you'll gain inches.
tyler fischer
This is true.
When they added a height requirement or a height like in between, you can go your highest and lowest height.
Of course, all chicks are going to be like 6'7".
No one's going down to 5'2".
So I actually don't show up in people's matches anymore.
And my matches went down almost to zero.
unidentified
Cheap.
tyler fischer
Yeah.
lydia smith
Sucks.
ian crossland
I was fixing my posture and elongating it, and I gained about an inch and a half.
lydia smith
Perfect, yeah.
ian crossland
Your body can shrink.
tyler fischer
I know, I know.
unidentified
I have great posture, because I can't lose an inch.
tim pool
What also helps is getting quartered, drawn and quartered, but not to the point where they rip your limbs off.
ian crossland
Just to the point where you scream.
tyler fischer
It's really scratched and quartered.
unidentified
Or they do this thing where they'll break your legs and then pull it a half inch and then the bones heal.
tim pool
muscle or they do this thing where they'll break your legs and then pull it
tyler fischer
a half inch and then the bones heal so the Mia Farrow did that to Ronan Farrow
yeah that's true He's definitely Frank Sinatra's son.
tim pool
She really did that?
chris karr
Oh yeah, that's not a joke, that's true.
tyler fischer
Yeah, she really did that.
She did the leg changes for him four times.
What?
chris karr
Yeah, that's true.
tim pool
So he has like really long legs and like a small torso?
unidentified
Yeah.
And you know, that's what she did and nobody's talking about it.
tim pool
You should do it to your arms.
tyler fischer
I just like really long arms.
tim pool
Yeah, I play basketball.
Slenderman.
tyler fischer
I actually have a really, like, do you have a long torso?
ian crossland
No, moderate.
tyler fischer
I have a long torso.
So when I'm at a bar, I would meet women at bars and we would be, you know, looking, she'd be six feet, she'd think
I'm her height.
She'd get up and she'd just keep getting up and I would be here.
And one time I met a woman on a train and I had a coat over my legs.
We hit, we talked for two hours in the Metro North.
She was 6'2 and I'm 5'3 and she got up and I just go, I got a cramp.
I go, just go.
Go on without me.
I was like, my goal would be to get back to her house with her never seeing my legs.
unidentified
Wow.
tyler fischer
You know, like I'm in the Uber already.
tim pool
Like, come on out.
chris karr
Sounds like you need some height equity in your life.
lydia smith
Yeah, you do.
tyler fischer
Yeah.
Yeah.
Height privilege.
tim pool
Put your pants in from knee first.
And so then when they see you, it just looks like you're, you know, like a wounded vet or something.
And then you get up and just, you know, get in the wheelchair, and then there you go.
tyler fischer
Yeah, I got my little service Labradoodle doll.
ian crossland
Swimming?
unidentified
You go swimming for a day?
tim pool
No, no, no, that would be, that's, what, that's Stolen Valor?
No, you don't do that.
ian crossland
You're already in the pool when they get there?
tyler fischer
Yeah, yeah.
tim pool
It's magic.
tyler fischer
But height is, height is a huge determination for, for success.
unidentified
Yep.
tyler fischer
Absolutely.
tim pool
Let me tell you guys, I'm going to ask you guys a question.
I mean, I'm people.
Here's the funny thing.
I took a picture with Charlie Kirk and Vosch.
And like, was it Charlie, like six, five?
lydia smith
Yeah, he's really tall.
tim pool
Vosch is like six, three.
And they're like, they come over and they're like, let's get a picture together.
I'm like, OK.
And then I look at the picture and I'm like, dude, it makes me look like I'm five feet tall.
lydia smith
Like a toddler.
tim pool
So it's funny, though, because the way we have the cameras set up.
tyler fischer
Yeah.
tim pool
People, whenever I meet them, they're like, I thought you'd be shorter.
tyler fischer
Oh, interesting.
tim pool
Yeah, because here's how it works.
Typically when you watch a TV show or a movie, the people tend to look taller because the cameras are held at chest height.
tyler fischer
Right.
tim pool
So from your perspective then, you're imagining your head is the camera and you're seeing these people that are tall.
So when we have the cameras slightly at head height and slightly going down because we have to cross over each other, the people watching feel like they're looking down at us and so the assumption is they must be shorter than me.
lydia smith
Yeah.
tim pool
When in reality, it's just the position of the camera relative to where the person is sitting.
tyler fischer
Well, now they blew it, man.
Now they know.
ian crossland
I wonder if that creates an air of, like, a lack of authority from us because we seem smaller.
unidentified
Maybe.
tim pool
Let me tell you guys something.
Let me ask you a question.
I used to work in street canvassing.
Non-profits.
I'll ask you, Tyler.
tyler fischer
Yeah.
I did too, actually, by the way.
tim pool
You did?
tyler fischer
For charter schools, yeah.
unidentified
Oh, cool.
tim pool
So you like watching people and you were like, hey, can you give me money?
tyler fischer
Well, I was actually... I broke into the Trump Towers.
This is a true story.
They'd have me sneak in.
But go ahead.
We'll circle back.
tim pool
There are two characteristics that guaranteed... There's one characteristic per gender.
Each gender has a specific characteristic that guaranteed they would do well in fundraising.
Do you know what that characteristic was for men?
Height? Yes. Had to be. So in my experience working these non-profits for some reason...
unidentified
A good pen? Yes. A glowing pen.
tim pool
The guys who came back typically always having tons of donations were just tall. And there were
some guys who you'd say were dumb as a box of rocks, couldn't talk their way out of a gas station
and they were just making money. And I'm like, what do you say to people?
unidentified
And they'd be like, oh, I just told them, like, look, you know, you gotta give money, you know?
tim pool
And then they do, and I'm like, well, this 6'7 guy talking to people, people just do it.
lydia smith
Scary.
tim pool
Of the guys that tended to be more successful and were short, they talked fast, and matter-of-factly.
tyler fischer
I, like, have no idea what you're talking about.
Nobody knows what the hell you're talking about, Tim.
tim pool
Yeah.
Now, among women, what do you think the one trait was that was more frequent among those who just tended to do really well in terms of donations?
I have two ideas.
Wait, hold on, it's for Tyler.
lydia smith
Two ideas.
I have two ideas too.
tyler fischer
It's their... Wait, donations from men or women or anybody?
tim pool
Well, all I know is people would come back and I would tend to see tall guys would make consistent amounts of money.
And then there was a characteristic among women that these women would tend to come back and just have money.
tyler fischer
I hate to say it, but...
I'm gonna say boobs.
I'm gonna say boobies.
tim pool
That is true.
tyler fischer
You can't take that clip if I'm doing Trump's voice.
tim pool
You tended to see, it's not absolute, but women with large breasts would tend to be like, it was easy.
I got five donors and tall guys.
tyler fischer
Yeah, we're animals.
tim pool
Right.
tyler fischer
We are animals.
Yep.
You can't separate that from these conversations.
All of them are primal instincts.
tim pool
But you know what's funny?
Is the stigma around saying women's breasts versus a man's height.
Like, men can't control their height.
You know what I mean?
Women can't control their boob size.
It sucks, in my opinion, that both... You know, there's these determinant factors... Yes, we can.
...that change.
unidentified
Right.
tim pool
In your chair.
tyler fischer
This is me at a bar.
I have to order with a sock puppet on.
A couple milks here.
Got a couple milks.
tim pool
But people are more worried to say, is it boobs?
tyler fischer
Yeah, I was nervous.
tim pool
Nobody cares about saying a dude's height.
Women can outright be like, I won't date short guys.
But if a dude says, I don't date flat chicks, they'd be like, how dare you?
ian crossland
I think genetic realism is a massively important part of the conversation in modern society.
It doesn't get enough attention.
I'd like it to get more.
Guys viscerally attracted to women with large boobs.
So they want to be physically near them.
Literally, they want the opportunity that maybe her hand is going to touch his hand when he's signing the paper.
Girls like tall guys because they have large, you know, members and everything.
Or there's an assumption.
Or racial genetics.
Like someone might have a darker skin tone because of more melanin from their ancestors getting more sunlight.
Things like that.
I love that stuff.
tyler fischer
Yeah.
I mean, look, when a man looks at a woman, we're looking at their waist to hip ratio to really be like, can she crank a couple babes out?
That's what we're doing.
It's not that we like big butts.
We like to know that they can have kids.
lydia smith
Well, the reason that people like big butts is because it means that you are likely to be a better mother.
unidentified
Yeah.
lydia smith
Like to be able to have children more easily.
chris karr
And nurse them.
lydia smith
That's right.
tyler fischer
Exactly.
Yeah.
Butt fat is associated with health as well.
lydia smith
Okay.
It's much better than abdominal fat.
tim pool
I think the communists, they hate the idea that there is an element of your life they can't control.
But I always tell people like, look man, you can't change the cards you were dealt, but you can play your hand the best of your abilities.
I've seen some poker hands where a dude's got 7-2 off suit, but bluffs his way into winning the pot.
ian crossland
Yeah, I want to turn him over to Jack6.
When the blinds are high and every hand counts, you can win with a crappy hand.
chris karr
He's got to know how to play a hand.
tim pool
You can't change the direction of the wind, but you can adjust your six.
tyler fischer
I think short guys are funnier.
That was my way to get women's attention.
Be the funniest person, probably talk the fastest.
I see a tall guy, it looks like me, he's really hot.
I'd go, if I was him, I wouldn't be funny at all.
tim pool
You could do what Lord Farquaad did.
Remember that?
When he had the knight's armor, but it was like his feet went into the massive metal legs.
tyler fischer
What I'm doing with my pants right now.
unidentified
She sees him.
ian crossland
Oh, it was exosuits?
Well, I mean, it was a comedy fantasy film, so... The military's working on giant exosuits where you can lift like 10,000 pounds.
I don't know how much weight they get, but they're like 1,000-pound suits.
The dude was just on Rogan talking about it.
They still require battery packs.
They're talking about building a real-life Iron Man suit.
Like, that's what the military's working on right now.
tim pool
Have you guys seen Obi-Wan, the show?
unidentified
No.
ian crossland
No.
tim pool
I started watching it even though I was like, I don't like Star Wars.
And it's exactly as bad as you think it is.
It's basically just like, remember Darth Vader?
Remember Obi-Wan?
It's just like, okay dude, we get it.
You're just telling us what we assumed happened anyway.
But I bring it up because they actually show Darth Vader and like, his limbs are cut off and then he like, you know, they attach the things to his body or whatever.
And then, you know, it is kind of cool, actually, to actually see Darth Vader going about his business, because you only had the big movie moments.
But anyway.
ian crossland
Is James Earl Jones doing the voice still?
tim pool
Yes, he is.
ian crossland
Wow.
tim pool
But, you know, I just bring it up because he had limbs, like he had his prosthetics.
So, you know, he's short, but, you know, now he's tall.
tyler fischer
Yeah, that's a good point.
Everyone's got a thing that they suffer from, and that's back to the race thing, where you have no idea what anybody's going through.
When I was a kid, my best friend was black, his grandfather was the chief of police, so the police department was run by a black family, and I wanted to be him so bad.
You know?
My parents were getting divorced, my dad came out of the closet, life was hell, my mom was suicidal, and it's like, I wanted to be my black friend more than anything.
And it's like, nowadays, I feel so bad for these kids who are gonna be born, and they're gonna go, well, I have it worse, even though my life is hell, just because I'm black, or white, or vice versa.
And I think that the damage this is gonna do to children is gonna be, like, just irreversible.
ian crossland
It was stark when I heard that for the first time, I don't know, it was probably about four years ago, that because of your skin color, things will be harder.
That really bothers me.
tyler fischer
Or easier.
Yeah.
ian crossland
You tell a five-year-old that they're gonna believe my life is hard, and then they're gonna start finding problems to justify what they think their life is.
tyler fischer
Especially in this victimhood society where it's like a billion-dollar business now.
It's so tragic.
ian crossland
Yeah, this is something.
Let's talk about pharmaceuticals for a second.
Biden totally missed the ball on that speech he just gave.
Not talking about pharmaceuticals with kids.
tim pool
What do you think Biden's intention is?
ian crossland
To sell more pharmaceuticals?
tim pool
This is why I say he's a bad person.
This is why I call him evil.
He lied.
He is trying to manipulate people so they give up their rights.
And he's not addressing actual issues that are screwing people over.
I mean, you look at these people in government and they're just like, what can I do today to screw over regular people because I want power?
ian crossland
And like they're, do you think they're working towards some sort of profit motive?
tim pool
Well, let me, let me ask you something, right?
Let me ask you guys a question.
What if the earth really is overpopulated and climate change is about to wipe us out?
If that were true, would you support taxing gas, shutting down pipelines, suspending air travel, locking people down?
tyler fischer
No.
chris karr
No, ramp it up.
ian crossland
I'm not gonna kill myself to stop the problem.
That's not the way to stop the problem.
tyler fischer
Go out with a bang, anyhow.
tim pool
So you would say, if you knew that we were, let's just say hypothetically, six months to the apocalypse, unless everything was shut down now, you'd say bring on the apocalypse?
tyler fischer
After COVID, I think if COVID didn't happen, the lockdowns, I'd say yeah.
But after that, it's like, no, I'm not going through that again.
Can't do it.
chris karr
It's inevitable.
There's nothing, I don't think that there's anything functionally that we could do to actually stop an apocalypse if it's really that predictable and that evident that it's coming.
There's nothing that we can do.
tyler fischer
You break up with her.
tim pool
I think they're lying.
And here's what I say.
If you cede control to these people when they come out and they scream, the sky is falling, they're probably wrong.
They're just probably wrong.
They might be right.
Science might say a lot of things, but we are but humans.
We are not, you know, omniscient.
We're not gods.
So I can respect when they say things like, we better be better stewards of the earth, and I'll be like, okay, I'm down.
Let's do green energy, because that makes sense.
But when you cede power to them and they're like, Suspend population growth, which leads to cultural collapse and civilizational stagnation and potential collapse.
When they say things like they're going to sacrifice X many people by shutting down fuel and pipelines and stuff, that's going to result in death.
I'm like, and if you're wrong, you're actually causing the problem.
You are the apocalypse.
There's two ways to look at it.
Climate change is destroying the planet.
There's too many humans.
Or, we need more humans to continually expand our scientific understanding.
Decentralized power among the people will find a solution to these problems and carry humanity beyond the stars.
I lean in that direction.
tyler fischer
Elon Musk.
I forget who it was on Rogan.
Two guys, I think, who wrote a book about population.
And they said, what's your evidence that the Earth is overpopulated?
What's the number?
It's the same thing with COVID.
There's no limiting factors.
Is it 9 billion?
unidentified
10?
tyler fischer
50?
It's not that it's overpopulated.
It's just that we're not properly dealing with the resources.
tim pool
Right.
tyler fischer
And I've never heard anyone say that until those two guys, and it kind of blew my mind a little bit.
ian crossland
Yeah, it's heavily, we're too heavily organized in cities and reliant on the outskirts of the farms.
Like, if the power goes out and the roads get blocked, the cities get starved.
That's the problem.
That's one of the hugest problems.
Decentralized communities with magnetic trains where you can just travel.
tim pool
Circular cities ruled by supercomputers?
ian crossland
Like Burning Man.
tyler fischer
Is that why they're letting everyone get shot in New York City?
Maybe that's it.
unidentified
Just letting everyone get shot.
tim pool
Bill Gates comes out and he gave a TED Talk where he said that we can reduce population growth by 10 or 15 percent.
Here's a guy who says we need less people.
And what if he's wrong?
What if we need more people?
What if Elon Musk is right?
Pick one.
You know, this idea when they come out and they're like, we're overpopulated and climate change, and I'm just like...
And if you're wrong, so I look at it this way.
Humans have continually adapted.
More people means more innovation.
Let's make a bet on humanity and not against humanity.
unidentified
Yeah.
ian crossland
The connection is we, the people are poorly organized.
The amount of people we have right now and the organization structure that they're in is not sustainable.
If, if the power goes out and the roads get blocked, people will have a mass die off in the cities, but it's also true that we need more people.
So we need a more organized structure for those people.
Better travel, better transport, drone delivery of food, things like that.
tim pool
But we do these things.
Humans develop these things.
You know, we adapt to these issues.
tyler fischer
Well, the whites are dying out, guys.
I know what you're complaining about.
It's all, we need ten years and we're fine.
tim pool
Oh, that's a funny thing, too, about white people becoming a minority.
Because it's like, it's white liberals that aren't having kids.
You know what I mean?
tyler fischer
Yeah.
ian crossland
And that's also assuming people are getting together that aren't the same race.
Because if a white person and a Mexican person get together and have a baby, the baby's not considered white.
tim pool
Exactly.
So that's actually how the census works in this country.
If a white person has a kid with someone who's half white, the baby is just not white, even though it's a quarter, you know, whatever race.
Yeah, you're just considered other.
tyler fischer
Interesting.
tim pool
Yeah.
chris karr
But they could grow up and be called white adjacent.
tim pool
Well, that's a political thing.
I mean, like, as far as it goes with... At least this is what it was like growing up.
They said, you're not considered to be solely white for me because I am, you know, Asian.
So it was just like, you're not a white person.
tyler fischer
You got Asian?
unidentified
Yeah.
tyler fischer
Can I buy it?
What can I get?
I want to pay you for that, man.
tim pool
I would have to extract 25% of my sales.
tyler fischer
It's like, yeah, haven't they won?
Every white guy I know does not want to be white.
It's like, okay, you guys won.
Every white guy's like, I wish I had something that I can just add to my resume right now.
I was raised by a gay man and his partner, and I'm like, I wish that transferred, but those credits don't transfer, you know?
I'm gay raised, I wish I, no, because it's not my lived experience.
That's what I'm told.
ian crossland
But you've got insight into the lived experience.
tyler fischer
Yeah, I grew up in gay bars, but it doesn't matter.
It's like, no one wants to hear it.
ian crossland
Interesting.
tyler fischer
Well, because you're white.
Because I'm white.
tim pool
That's right.
tyler fischer
Yeah.
Even gay, there's a lot of gay white men now who are getting rejected in Hollywood, and they're reaching out to me.
That's, I'm like, damn, we've really, it's bad.
Yeah.
Not gay enough, or not, you know, like, not quite dark enough.
tim pool
Oh yeah, that's the best thing.
It's like, if I come out and agree with them, then I'm a marginalized person.
If I disagree with them, well, you're white.
It's like, oh, so I get to be white if I disagree with you?
Yeah, okay.
Let me tell the racist over there who, you know, what you said.
Give me permission to be white.
That's why I think that whole ideology is just bankrupt.
tyler fischer
It's so destructive.
I think it's the number one thing that'll destroy the country.
tim pool
I gotta say though, this what is a woman stuff, the wokeness, it's a great red pill when what is a woman is the best question.
Because you're seeing all these progressives, unable to answer it, and then I'm just like, man.
All you gotta do is go, you're like, how do I convince my parents or whatever to ask me what a woman is?
There you go.
tyler fischer
That's terrifying.
tim pool
It's like a simple dictionary question.
And it's funny, it's like people can't answer it.
tyler fischer
Well, how can you fight for a woman's rights and then not be able to define?
That's the thing.
Everything is starting to contradict itself.
The house of cards is just falling down.
They've made up so many terms and ideas, they're starting to collapse.
It's fun to watch, I think.
ian crossland
That's what I thought the pride flag was.
There were so many flags on a flag that it was collapsing on itself.
I couldn't tell.
It didn't have structure.
The structure was lost in the madness.
tyler fischer
It's a perfect representation.
It's madness.
They want it to be madness.
tim pool
That, what, the thing the Nets posted?
Where it was just like, it looked like a Jackson Pollock painting.
It was just weird symbols and shapes and lines, and I'm like... That's what I'm talking about.
ian crossland
It was a house of flags, is that what this is?
The New Jersey Nets, is that what you're talking about?
Brooklyn, oh the Brooklyn Nets.
tim pool
Yeah, and it was like this weird.
Do we have that one?
ian crossland
Nights ago, it's a great.
tyler fischer
Oh, you're from Brooklyn Yeah, I live in Brooklyn now.
Yeah Brutal.
tim pool
Yeah here we got it.
We got it right here.
Like yo, that's it I even saw gay guys who were just like I don't understand what this is.
ian crossland
It's too crazy.
unidentified
What is it?
ian crossland
It's too many people trying to be accepted for something that's different Mm-hmm.
And now that's chaos in action right there.
tyler fischer
Well, they're justifying every new made-up group and then they have to give the new one their color or space on the flag.
This is gonna multiply every year.
lydia smith
Of course.
ian crossland
That's so wild.
It feels like it's collapsing on itself from the chaos.
tim pool
We should make a flag.
unidentified
Yeah.
ian crossland
What kind of flag?
tim pool
I don't know.
But everyone else has one.
ian crossland
I kind of want one.
lydia smith
I definitely want one.
tim pool
Oh, we should make a flag for Biden.
Trump's got a flag.
The Biden one should be him sniffing something.
tyler fischer
A glass of milk.
unidentified
A glass of milk.
lydia smith
A cup of pudding.
Applesauce.
tim pool
A glass of milk.
tyler fischer
Yeah, that's it.
Dogface.
Yeah, I love it.
lydia smith
Dogface.
tyler fischer
Yeah!
ian crossland
Could you make, like, a flag that's a prism?
So depending on how you look at it, you might see the rainbow, or you just might see through it.
unidentified
That'd be cool.
tim pool
A three-dimensional flag.
unidentified
Yeah.
A cube.
ian crossland
Yes.
tyler fischer
They gotta stop giving people flags in parades.
It's making these people turn into children.
It's got to stop.
I'm just not celebrating it anymore.
I mean, I used to have to because I grew up, you know.
tim pool
I think we should just give everyone a flag with their name on it.
tyler fischer
Yeah.
tim pool
Because the smallest minority is the individual.
lydia smith
That's right.
tyler fischer
Right.
unidentified
There you go.
ian crossland
And the smallest individual is a baby.
lydia smith
That's right.
tim pool
We should make flags for unborn children.
lydia smith
That's right.
I want to arm them.
chris karr
That might solve the birth certificate problem.
With the assignments, the birth assignment, the gender assignments at birth, you just get a flag instead of a gender assignment.
lydia smith
Perfect.
ian crossland
Get a selfie.
They make you take a picture of it with it in your hand.
tyler fischer
No names anymore.
lydia smith
Just a flag.
Yep.
Perfect.
ian crossland
Oh yeah, back in the day before they had addresses, they had shapes and images on every house.
Like there'd be a red shield.
You know Rothschild?
The Rothschild.
That means red shield.
Came from the original guy, had a red shield on his house.
tyler fischer
We're regressing back to that.
Shapes and symbols and emojis.
lydia smith
I love it.
It's like hieroglyphics.
tim pool
That's a good idea.
lydia smith
I love it.
tim pool
I wonder if I could do that.
You know, like we'll build a house and then when we have to register with the post office, I'll be like, it's the poop emoji house.
lydia smith
That's Amber Heard's house.
tim pool
Amber Heard's house.
I wonder if we could do that.
lydia smith
That'd be funny.
tim pool
You can actually create streets.
So there was a property I was looking at and there was this like gravel road that just went off the side.
And the owner said that he like sold it to the city or whatever, but it already had a name.
And so it just became like the named street.
They left it the way it was.
And I'm like, so we could we could do that because I'll create a crazy named street, you know, like, you know, like Amber Turd Avenue or something.
ian crossland
Hill Hill.
unidentified
Hill Hill.
ian crossland
Hill Road.
That would be a hill, you know.
tim pool
Hill Road.
tyler fischer
That's where Biden grew up.
unidentified
Hill Hill.
ian crossland
If you had a city, would you name stuff after yourself?
tyler fischer
If I had a city?
Uh, yeah.
Branding, I think.
I think it's a good branding idea.
ian crossland
I would, too, at this point.
tyler fischer
Yeah, absolutely.
tim pool
Could you imagine, like, it's the 1600s, and you walk up a hill, and you're like, I'm gonna build a house right here.
And then they'd be like, what's that place over there?
And I'm like, oh, that's Iansburg.
Because Berg is hill.
unidentified
Right.
tim pool
And then he'd be like, oh.
And then you'd be like, yep, I'm Ian, it's my hill.
And then everyone started calling it Iansburg.
And then now it's Iansburg.
tyler fischer
And then now we have that flag.
lydia smith
Yeah.
tim pool
Now that's your flag.
unidentified
I'm disappointed.
tim pool
It's crazy how things work.
Let's talk about the apocalypse, guys.
unidentified
Oh.
ian crossland
Good.
tim pool
Gas prices on the road to $5 nationwide very soon.
That's the news.
Congratulations, everyone.
I hope your vote for Joe Biden was worth it.
It's at $4.71 per gallon in California.
unidentified
It's over $8.
tim pool
cents per gallon in California it's over eight dollars so you know apocalypse
ian crossland
when apocalypse now No, that's a movie.
I didn't mean to say that out loud.
It was too tempting not to say.
tyler fischer
You kind of look like me if we go through, like, one more pandemic.
ian crossland
Yes.
tyler fischer
And then shaved.
ian crossland
I feel you.
tyler fischer
Nice beard, by the way.
We could, like, interchange our looks right now.
chris karr
Party very nicely.
ian crossland
Uh, apocalypse?
I don't know, what does apocalypse mean?
Does that mean the end of the world?
tim pool
We talked about the people who want revolution and all that stuff.
And we can talk about the political implications of what would drive actual conflict, but it's gonna be this.
When people can't afford to go to work anymore, when the cost of getting to work is more than the work produces, people stop working and then... Of course, yeah.
tyler fischer
Remember the toilet paper shortage?
People were really scared.
tim pool
And that was weird, too, because I was like, just use your hand and then wash your hands, right?
tyler fischer
Aren't we all doing that?
ian crossland
Literally, yes.
I suggest it.
It actually feels better, too.
lydia smith
It's less dry.
I was joking, Ian!
I gotta ask him this question.
Tim, you said a number a long time ago.
A certain percentage of people's income, if it goes toward food, that will be the marker of a revolution.
What percentage was that?
tim pool
Oh, I don't remember.
We were reading something.
tyler fischer
Depends if you're dating a feminist or not.
lydia smith
I mean, yeah, that's right.
tim pool
Yeah, because they eat a lot, don't they?
unidentified
90%.
tyler fischer
Because they're like, I'm healthier at every size!
lydia smith
That's right.
tim pool
And then you're like, OK, dear.
unidentified
OK, whatever.
tim pool
And then you're giving them the French fries.
ian crossland
So the apocalypse from ancient Greek is a literary genre in which a supernatural being reveals cosmic mysteries or the future to a human intermediary.
Has that already happened?
Is that what the internet is?
Have we created, like, some sort of super being that's communicating with us and making people crazy?
Don't look at it!
It's like the Ark in Indiana Jones.
You look at it in a blast and you're like, ah!
tim pool
That's what the internet is.
The phone is the Ark.
You turn it on and you're like, ah!
And your face melts.
ian crossland
That's what Twitter feels like.
tim pool
That's exactly what's happening, yeah.
tyler fischer
Do you feel like reality is more now the internet than reality?
I think we've actually just crossed the line.
lydia smith
Yeah.
tim pool
Well, it's the younger generation.
People don't understand that you don't convince people to join your side.
It happens.
It does.
An individual is convinced of your argument and then becomes whatever politics you have.
What really happens, for the most part, is young people have those values and then grow up with them.
Rarely are people actually jumping ship or changing.
tyler fischer
Exactly, yeah.
tim pool
So, you're saying the reality becoming more, like, more the internet.
It's because boomers and Gen Xers who grew up in reality are slowly aging out.
tyler fischer
Right.
tim pool
Once they're gone and it's all millennials, the internet will be everything.
unidentified
Right.
ian crossland
Unless the power goes out.
I normally don't... I hardly ever say, like, we need some sort of catastrophe to show people what really matters in life.
I think it's from time to time, but I don't want to bring that on people.
But if the power went out, and people have to, you know, reconcile... That would be it.
tyler fischer
Yeah, that would be it.
tim pool
They would be like fish out of water.
tyler fischer
They would just like fall down and go like... I was thinking like, yeah, even if they just stopped TikTok right now, there'd be millions of people in the street just dancing, just like hoping someone sees it.
tim pool
It's the weirdest thing.
We'd have a meltdown.
When TikTok first started happening, I remember we were in Jersey.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
And I look out the window and there's some like little girl in the middle of the street just doing these weird dancing.
And I was like, what's going on?
tyler fischer
She just saw the flag.
unidentified
She's having a seizure.
tim pool
But in the middle of the street, And then she walks up to a mailbox and picks her phone up and I was like, oh, she was filming herself.
And I was like, what is this?
And then I saw it all over the place.
People would be in the malls and they would just be like standing in the corner, like doing weird.
And I'm like, wow.
Like listening to hearing songs and no one else can hear.
tyler fischer
It's over.
Yeah, it's over.
We can't come back from that.
tim pool
Yo, people are going to plug into Elon Musk's Neuralink to join the metaverse in two seconds.
Yeah.
They're gonna be bagging.
unidentified
Elon Musk is gonna be like, the first edition of Neuralink can be surgically implanted and we'll do it for free.
tim pool
Just come over here and we'll jam the spike in your neck.
And they're gonna be like, please, Elon, me!
tyler fischer
That's cool.
tim pool
I want to be in TikTok!
ian crossland
So like, we've got a sort of a caste system set up right now where you have the really wealthy people that never
think about money, really, they never have to even think about it unless they want to make more of it.
Then you have like the working class and then you have the abject poor.
Now if you have the metaversions, where they might be lower than the abject poor.
It might actually be considered abject poor.
They're just, like, getting intravenous, you know, nutrition and getting their... Harvesting their body heat or something for... But then, it's gonna create a class of, like, workers that hate reality, but are willing to do it because they don't want to be part of the lower slave class, like the metaverse class.
I think it's gonna create another class.
tim pool
You guys ever watch Battlestar Galactica?
ian crossland
Yeah.
unidentified
No?
tim pool
You've never seen it?
ian crossland
It's pretty good.
The TV show is good.
tim pool
So, uh, one of the best shows ever.
Totally.
So, I'll give you the short version.
There's a bunch of different colonies on all these different planets.
They make these AI robots.
The AI robots go to war with them.
Then, eventually, the civilization gets wiped out because, you know, the robots advance themselves and then declare war.
So now all that's left is like a fleet of ships that are traveling away from the wiped out civilization and there are ships that refine the materials they need for fuel and stuff and the people who work on them have no choice and they're basically slaves.
They work 80 hours, they don't get time off because if they stop working the whole thing collapses, they all die.
And then the captain, of course he has to deal with the conflict of struggling to survive, but he's got the nice whiskey in his office, and you know, he's in charge, and that's just like, that's the reality of struggle in the real world.
tyler fischer
This is a documentary about Amazon?
unidentified
What?
Yeah.
tim pool
So, they actually have episodes where it's like people are trying not to work because their lives are miserable on these mining ships or refining ships, and they're like, if you stop working, we all die.
tyler fischer
Yeah.
tim pool
And then they're like, we've got to rotate other people in because people can't do this anymore.
And they're like, if they can't do it, they can't do it.
And we need the people who can.
So that's just, that's the reality of existence.
So if we ever created like an actual metaverse civilization, then you're going to have some people who are the privileged elites who are in the metaverse and the poor people shoveling mud and dirt outside to make the machine run.
tyler fischer
With their masks on.
tim pool
With their masks on.
ian crossland
So you could have classes within the metaverse of rich people in the metaverse that can control the code and see the code and everybody else.
tim pool
Yeah, the Zuckerberg class.
They're gonna walk up to you, Ian, and you're gonna be like, Zuck, I don't like what you did, and he's gonna go, beep, beep, beep, and you're gonna turn into a giraffe.
ian crossland
He'll, like, teleport in, and I'll be like, I wanna teleport.
He's like, if you work your whole life, you might be able to.
And 40 years go by of me trying, and then, no, it doesn't happen.
tim pool
They'll like, there'll be the elite class.
I mean, it's happening now.
It's not even sci-fi.
You've got the powerful elites who can control big tech and manipulate what you see and hear to make you think what they want you to think.
It already exists.
tyler fischer
You're seeing this within comedians.
They're starting to go, alright, what was banned on TikTok this week?
So what are the things you have to avoid?
Oh, you gotta make a thumbnail like this.
Don't include this image.
A friend of mine, his TikTok was just taken down because he had a picture of a gun.
unidentified
Wow.
tyler fischer
And I'm banned from there every other week.
tim pool
We're perma-banned from TikTok.
I don't even know why.
tyler fischer
But it's starting to shape comedy.
Cancel culture is shaping comedy, and everyone's terrified to take a risk.
tim pool
I talked to a guy we might have on the show, and the general idea is they know they can't win on free speech grounds, so they're trying to control what young people see and hear so that Oh yeah, let Tim Castile have the conversations.
Who cares?
They're in their 30s.
By the time these 15-year-olds are in their 30s, they're gonna hate free speech and they're gonna do as they're told.
That's where we're going.
tyler fischer
It's happening.
unidentified
Yeah.
tyler fischer
It's launched already.
ian crossland
It's not free speech.
If our speech is getting censored by corporations at will just because of what the CEO wants to do, that's not freedom.
tyler fischer
They're getting people to actually cancel themselves.
That's kind of how I think of it.
It's because I started to do that.
I started to censor myself on stage with my writing.
I'm like, oh, I'm actually canceling myself and my material's getting so boring so people aren't watching it.
tim pool
Just do a joke where you just bleep out the words.
So keep the joke, but just bleep it.
tyler fischer
Right, on TikTok?
tim pool
Yeah, or on stage.
So you can be like, I met a guy, right?
He came from this country, a bunch of bleeps, you know?
tyler fischer
That would be a funny joke.
Yeah, the whole thing.
He's bleeping bleeps.
You know how he's bleeps.
This bleep knows what I'm talking about.
He's a little bleepist.
tim pool
But you can't say that because you'll get banned on the internet for hate speech if you call someone a bleep.
tyler fischer
Yeah.
tim pool
Or just carry a thing that beeps, and so you talk in the microphone and just... Then you can keep all your jokes.
ian crossland
I think you're right about self-censorship.
It's one of the more dangerous things that can happen to someone right now, because it's such early stage of internet censorship.
Still, we have an opportunity.
We're constantly at a crossroads to fix and make these things better with free software, copy left software.
But self-censorship, in the meantime, is the road to ruin.
tyler fischer
I mean, I had millions of views taken off.
I did a Fauci impression, and they actually called it remove for imitation.
unidentified
What?
What?
tyler fischer
It's like, this is comedy.
unidentified
What?
tim pool
You were pretending to be Dr. Fauci?
tyler fischer
Yeah, I did him just talking about, you know, like, the first shot really is just to loosen up the vein.
unidentified
Then we do the third, fourth, and fifth shot just to create a Pfizer community.
Then seven through ten are placebos, getting us to twelve.
tyler fischer
And all of these are removed, and they say removed for imitation.
ian crossland
Now that's different than impersonation.
Impersonating someone is illegal.
I'm not allowed to tell people I'm Tim Poole and use Tim's credit card.
That's illegal.
If I go on social media and make a Tim Poole account, they're probably banning it if Tim wants it gone.
tyler fischer
My trumps are taken down so fast.
Faster than Nancy Pelosi with her eyebrows.
tim pool
They won't let you do Trump?
tyler fischer
Trump was removed two days ago in, I think it was 11 minutes from TikTok.
tim pool
It's because they don't want people to enjoy their CCP.
ian crossland
They can't handle the power of goodness.
tim pool
These Trump impersonations make Trump likable.
tyler fischer
Yeah, yeah.
Because he's funny.
Whatever you would think of him, he's actually really funny.
But it's so scary that now the guidelines on TikTok are 5000 pages long, same with Instagram.
They can remove it for any reason they want.
And they have so many reasons now where it could just be removed because somebody got a little upset.
ian crossland
Oh yeah, it's removed because CCP thinks you're going to upturn their communist dictatorship.
tyler fischer
Right.
ian crossland
It's ByteDance is the company that owns it.
And that's basically run through the CCP.
I've never touched the crap.
I refuse.
I'm a boycotting TikTok.
It's trash.
tyler fischer
But it became like a survival thing for me because my Instagram got shadow banned and it's like my TikTok blew up.
And then I started to tour and then they shut it down.
And it's a problem.
tim pool
They want to control the culture of young people so that they believe what they want to believe and behave the way
they want them to behave.
And so the people who run these companies, it's the CCP, right?
They're manipulating us, they're attacking us, they're our adversaries.
ian crossland
I hate to say it, but...
tyler fischer
It blows my mind.
ian crossland
At some point you've got to call a spade a spade.
Like, in 1934 Germany, I don't think I would have been happy with Hitler's rhetoric.
And I probably wouldn't have been on, maybe I wasn't there, I don't know.
But the slaves, the Uyghurs in Western China, unconscionable.
I can't deal with it.
I own...
Freaking software that was built by these people, unfortunately.
Or hardware, I should call it.
But I can't stand for it, man.
We still live!
Do you guys really care about slavery and racism?
Turn your eyes on the CCP.
tim pool
Bro, they don't.
I don't think anybody, for the most part, did.
They just wanted to move it.
ian crossland
Smash the ignorance.
tim pool
Do you know what was the biggest contributor to the end of slavery?
It was a mission.
Boobs?
It was it was industrialization.
lydia smith
Yes.
tim pool
I was I was reading about it when humans.
When when when the easiest thing for a person was to have a
slave they would fight to maintain that slave.
But once industrialization began and it was actually cheaper to
maintain a machine than a person then you lost economic incentive.
The reality was, humans were motivated by money and greed to have slaves.
I mean, that's fairly obvious, right?
So once it was cheaper to have a machine, they were just like, you lost the support for it, and then abolitionist sentiment started to grow.
It's crazy, right?
People assume it was a moral thing, where humans woke up one day and were like, you know, I've realized it's wrong what we're doing.
No, the reality was they were making more money not having slaves, so no one supported it.
tyler fischer
I'm imagining some guy going, is this bad?
lydia smith
Is this bad?
unidentified
On a scale from 1 to 100, how bad is this?
ian crossland
This plays with what you were saying about Battlestar Galactica, too.
They have slaves because they have to.
Literally, to survive.
For the ship to survive, they need people to work 80-hour weeks in the coal mine.
tim pool
That's crazy.
I think your civilization would collapse at that point.
Like, in Battlestar Galactica, when they have these people in the refining ships or whatever it was, I'd be like, no, dude, people would probably just lose it.
Like, that... The show is about them adrift, basically, with, like, limited resources.
It's one thing to be on a planet, where you can always go off and try and survive on your own, it's another thing to be in a desert with nothing.
tyler fischer
Do you think they'll be able to convince enough people where it really becomes the dominant force?
Just whatever the, what do you want to call it, woke brain disease, whatever it is.
unidentified
I don't know.
tyler fischer
But it really is a brainwashing.
tim pool
I feel like young people are starting to snap.
Like they just, they're sick of it.
They're sick of, young people are rebellious, right?
tyler fischer
And they don't have lives anymore.
No one has a life.
No one has a relationship or a house or a good job.
So what's left?
Yeah.
ian crossland
Yeah, we need more, more relationships, more jobs, more cool jobs like using lasers to make graphene.
tim pool
So there's I think these blank slaters who think they can raise people to be a certain way are going to have a rude awakening when they realize that it's a little bit of nature and nurture.
And you can't just remove the nature from people.
So these young people who are like on TikTok, they they crave human affection and attention and they're not getting it.
They're going to snap and they're going to say the system is broken.
I don't want to live this way.
ian crossland
I used to think you could get enough of relationships through internet video chat, and I had a friend tell me, like, no, I don't think so, Ian.
It was like in 2007, and I was manic about the internet, the power of internet video.
I was like, no, I mean, you can meet the most intelligent people, you can have a video chat with them, you don't need secret service there, you can, this is it, this is the future, and it's... Doesn't compare to this.
Yeah.
There's some sort of, you can smell each other, which I know you know.
tyler fischer
Oh, I do, yeah.
tim pool
There's a, this is a fact, Humans are happier around nature.
lydia smith
Yes.
tim pool
And so they actually did controls to determine people's rated levels of happiness, and they found that people who live in cities are unhappy because of the city.
And if you take people from cities and bring them to nature, their levels of happiness go up.
tyler fischer
Yep.
I'm dying inside from being in New York.
I mean, it really is dangerous, and it's falling apart right now, but... Get out?
Escape from New York?
Yeah, no, I'm plotting.
I'm plotting.
tim pool
You know what I see when I walk outside?
Chickens.
tyler fischer
Yeah.
tim pool
And you know what they say when I walk outside?
Buck.
Buck.
ian crossland
It's fantastic.
Andrew Huberman, the neuroscientist.
Are you guys familiar with his work?
Huberman Labs?
He's brilliant, brilliant.
tyler fischer
I dabble in his work, but I'm not too familiar.
ian crossland
He's been on Rogan a couple times, or at least once.
And he has uncovered, or has been really pushing, looking into the horizon every day for like 15 minutes.
Because the amount, I don't know if it's about your peripheral vision, but it's the unfocused, long-distance view is supposedly one of the greatest things you can do for your mental health.
I defer to the scientist on that one.
tyler fischer
In Montana, that's where we shot Terror on the Prairie.
We were in between two mountain ranges in the middle of a prairie.
And I just stared out into the... Which ranges?
tim pool
Who do you play in the movie?
tyler fischer
I play a guy, his name is Longhair, believe it or not.
Yeah, Longhair.
He was in the Civil War and not on the correct side, depending who you ask.
And me, Nick Searcy.
Yes, we love Nick.
Nick, yeah, Nick Circe, Heath Friedman, an actor who actually passed away right after the film.
unidentified
Oh, wow.
tyler fischer
And Daniel Day-Lewis' son in his first ever film, Gabe.
And the four of us, yeah, we're just seeking revenge and going after Cowboy Cerrone, who's not home, but Gina's home, his wife, and then we spend two hours fighting her.
Oh, yeah.
tim pool
That sounds fun.
unidentified
Nice.
ian crossland
When's that out?
tyler fischer
June 14th on the Daily Wire.
tim pool
Daily Wire cranking out the hits, huh?
tyler fischer
Yeah, they're... Man, I think they're actually going to be a contender for Netflix in a few years.
tim pool
Yep, I agree.
ian crossland
I think Netflix thinks that too.
They're done.
I mean, they're basically like, hey, we can't make these... Did you see what they said?
We can't make these crappy movies like the Irishman anymore.
I don't know if they didn't use the word crappy, but they were like, we can't use these ego projects anymore where rich people get to just...
tim pool
Obi-Wan.
There was an article I saw and it said Star Wars has a plot problem.
It's all done.
It's all written.
We know exactly what the story is.
tyler fischer
It's missing Gina Carano.
That's the plot problem.
tim pool
All they're doing with these shows is like, let's just reuse the same characters.
They tried doing the sequel movies and they were just total trash.
The industry is decaying.
Just totally in decay.
tyler fischer
Well, I think it's a lot of the woke ideology thing.
They're just picking people based on what they look like instead of their talent or their audition.
They're just putting them, you know, in front of the chessboard.
And Daily Wire, if they keep it up, I think they're going to clean up.
They're not doing that.
They're taking the best script.
They just had three female leads in a row.
And they said, it's not because we wanted to have, like, it was a decision.
Those were the best scripts that came across our table.
And they read thousands.
unidentified
Yeah.
tyler fischer
And if they really keep it up, I mean, they cast our film.
They saw me on Instagram and gave me an audition.
They didn't do a social background check, which they do now on Netflix and all these shows.
unidentified
Wow.
tyler fischer
They just picked the best auditions.
And the film's incredible.
I think their movies are going to be... people are going to want to see them.
tim pool
I will give a shout out to Guardians of the Galaxy because... Guardians of the Galaxy 1 and 2 I think are some of my favorite movies just because they use the old soundtrack.
So you have this movie and the way they use the old music and brought it all back is just one of the coolest things.
But it also is indicative of a decaying culture where we have like...
I think because of Guardians of the Galaxy, all these old songs from the 70s reached top charting positions.
And I'm like, it's cool because the music was better in a lot of ways back then, in my opinion, even though I wasn't around for it.
ian crossland
Yeah.
Some of it was.
I mean, Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young, four dudes singing four-part vocal harmony for the recording all together.
tim pool
But they went nuts.
Well, Young did.
ian crossland
Neil Young.
Neil Young's a pretty special man.
Hey, we're gonna go to Super Chat soon, but I wanted to ask you, you said you were basically bankrupt in abject poverty, then you now are making six figures because of Peterson, but what was that transition like for you?
tyler fischer
Well, Jordan gave me $100,000.
Oh, that's more simple.
I just have to do an impression of him.
Like on every podcast.
ian crossland
I think for young kids that have been pursuing the entertainment industry, I was in Hollywood for like a decade too.
tyler fischer
It's scary.
ian crossland
What would you advise?
tyler fischer
God, it's the Wild West right now.
I mean, look, I actually started losing agents and managers.
They'd say, outright, we can't help you because you're white.
They'd email me, they'd tell me on the phone.
The last manager that scouted me said, we aren't taking white men.
It's a real problem.
I'm not saying some white men aren't going to get in.
And by the way, this hurts everybody.
This isn't even about white or black or brown or anything.
Because if you give someone a job who isn't qualified in Hollywood, they're going to get eaten alive.
Because it is a brutal, brutal business.
But what I did, this is just my own story, I just said, screw it.
I started making my own stuff.
Writing my own scripts.
Funded all of it.
I've made probably a thousand videos at this point.
Anywhere from a sketch to a one minute thing.
And that's how I got my first movie role.
I've been acting for 17 years.
Wow.
And so, I hate to say there's no real way to go right now, but they're certainly not looking for talent.
tim pool
Nope.
Just checking off boxes, I guess.
ian crossland
They know it when they see it.
tyler fischer
They do, yeah.
ian crossland
That's why you put yourself out there.
tyler fischer
Yeah, yeah.
I had to give up the dream.
I actually had to kill the dream.
Because I started to get booked on TV shows and bigger and bigger roles, and I thought, oh, now I'm going to make a living.
And then it just came to a screeching halt.
And it was the woke ideology.
And they weren't hiding it.
And so I said, I have to kill the dream, do it myself, and that's it.
tim pool
Let's go to Super Chats!
If you haven't already, smash that like button, subscribe to this channel, share the show however you can, take that URL, post it everywhere, and head over to TimCast.com.
We're gonna have a members-only show coming up at 11 p.m.
I imagine this one will be funny and we've got some stuff to talk about that's, I don't know, not so funny, but we'll get into all that stuff.
We got Matthew Reckamp who says, I just watched What is a Woman on Daily Wire and I can't help but wonder, is there anything like what is a desired, what is a desired trait from back when eugenics was a thing?
P.S.
Watch a long segment on TimCast.com.
That would be fun.
I don't know when we have time to do it as the challenge.
Nick Koenig says, First Super Chat just chose Vampires over the Dawn Guard in Skyrim 10th Anniversary.
Thoughts?
Ian just went to the bathroom so unfortunately none.
The Wrong Thinker says, The ATF has been sitting on my Form 4 for nearly a year.
Abolish gun control.
Yep.
That's how they do it.
Camel of the Mojave says, it's weird the Daily Wire hasn't secured the rights to the story of that guy sitting in a barber shop, stands up to do the right thing.
lydia smith
Right.
tim pool
That's a good point.
lydia smith
Agreed.
tim pool
That would be a crazy movie.
I don't know what you could really do with that, with that, in terms of a plot though.
You know?
I guess you could.
I know.
They're probably better, they are better writers than I, so.
Odysseus Horse says, Tim, have you looked at getting Johnny B on?
He does a mix between gun culture, gun-related politics, and weapons reviews.
He's also a big fan of your show.
Uh, no, but we will write down his name.
We'll take a look.
unidentified
Alright, what do we got here?
tim pool
Alessio Demonte says, speaking about gas prices, one store in Montrose, Colorado hit $6.50 a gallon for diesel.
unidentified
Wow.
tim pool
That's a kick in the balls, man, a kick in the balls.
I'm telling you right now, when the cost of working is greater than what you make from the work, the system falls apart.
Of course.
I should say this, when the cost of working gets close to the cost of what you earn.
lydia smith
What's the point?
tim pool
Yeah, because you're gonna be like, I spend ten bucks every day to get to work and I make eleven?
I just keep ten bucks, you know?
I'm making one dollar back, not worth it.
Edison Miller says, Tim, listen to the after show last night, and as an Alaskan, I can tell you the best thing about Anchorage is it's only 20 minutes to the real Alaska.
Also, 24-hour daylight is only above the Arctic Circle, but is a real thing.
lydia smith
Yeah, it is.
tim pool
I went to Bergen, Norway once, and it was day out at midnight.
It was like light out at midnight.
Wow.
tyler fischer
Yeah, it's like you got it aren't the suicide rates really high in places like that.
tim pool
I think so Yeah, I was in Iceland too, and you have you need black your hotel needs blackout shades, right?
You guys make people.
Oh, yes.
Yeah recuvic and But it's a small place.
tyler fischer
It's beautiful.
Do you go in the winter or the summer?
tim pool
Uh, I... I don't remember.
Oh, it was New Year's.
Yeah, it was winter.
tyler fischer
Oh, yeah.
unidentified
Winter's wild.
tim pool
New Year's.
That was cool.
We went to the... They had the big statue of that dude, whatever his name is.
I don't remember his name.
Is it Leif Erikson?
tyler fischer
George Floyd?
Oh, uh... I don't remember.
tim pool
I don't think it's Leif Erikson.
Bjork?
Not Bjork.
It's not Bjork.
But, uh, the craziest thing was I got recognized in Iceland at a burger shop in the middle of nowhere.
Like, it really was.
tyler fischer
Just, like, one guy.
tim pool
No, yeah, so it was halfway between Reykjavik and some other location, so we're like, seriously, you go outside and you see nothing but lava rock or whatever, and there's a burger shop, and then I walk in, and it's just me and a friend, and then I order a burger, and then I'm sitting down eating, and two guys walk in, and one guy goes, oh, hey, it's Tim Pool, and I was like, what?
lydia smith
That's correct.
tyler fischer
Yeah, it's Tim Pool.
He's like a surfer guy.
I was like, whoa, Tim Pool.
tim pool
And I'm like, yeah, and you're speaking English.
This is weird.
tyler fischer
I like it.
tim pool
I was like, this guy's following me.
ian crossland
I think it is Leif Erikson.
Or Bardur Snafellas.
lydia smith
Probably that.
tim pool
It's a big statue.
tyler fischer
I don't know.
tim pool
That was cool, though.
tyler fischer
All their last names, I think, in Iceland are son or daughter.
lydia smith
Yeah, it's interesting.
tyler fischer
Yeah, if you look in the, yeah, it's like Daniel's son or, you know, Mok's daughter.
It's all son or daughter.
lydia smith
That's correct.
tyler fischer
All right.
tim pool
Justin Chavez says, shout out to the Babylon Bees.
What is a man?
lydia smith
Oh yeah, Babylon Bees.
tim pool
I watched the whole thing.
All two minutes of the documentary and the 45 minutes of credits, lol.
Did they put something up?
lydia smith
I gotta look at that.
tim pool
What is a man?
lydia smith
It's amazing.
tim pool
Bad Bee says, ask anyone who wants firearm control how many lives have been saved by firearms, right?
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
Jay says, hey Beanie Band, are you looking into hiring video game players for new culture shows or commentary?
Contract security in California isn't fulfilling and the slowly increasing homeless population wears down your empathy.
We aren't currently, but it is something we plan on doing soon.
We're building a new building.
And I'm hoping within the next two months it's done, but who knows.
We thought it was going to be done way earlier, but the steel shortage has been a kick in the balls.
I did get Starlink.
tyler fischer
Oh, I hear.
ian crossland
Not set up yet?
tim pool
Not set up yet.
So they launched Starlink RV, which has no waitlist.
And that's what we needed.
I wanted Starlink because I want to be able to mount it and use it wherever we need to go.
So we can do, you know, Porkfest is coming up.
We're not going to make it.
But if we want to do any shows like that for the mobile studio, we need good satellite.
I don't know if Starlink can handle it, but we just got it in the mail today.
So we're going to do some test runs on it.
That's going to be a lot of fun.
Super excited for that.
ian crossland
Did you see the Chinese scientist call for a plan to destroy Starlink?
Destroy Elon Musk's Starlink.
It's from LiveScience.com.
tim pool
Crazy.
Ginger McIsaac says I just dropped several clams for Daily Wire membership to watch What Is A Woman.
Excellent watch.
It legit is.
And I'm so jealous.
lydia smith
Worth it.
tim pool
I'm like, we gotta make that.
We gotta make What Is An Assault Weapon.
tyler fischer
Yeah.
tim pool
That's a good one.
tyler fischer
Can you hire me?
I'll shave and play Ben Shapiro.
lydia smith
Perfect.
tyler fischer
I'll literally get makeup to be Ben Shapiro.
tim pool
Well, we're going to do it seriously.
tyler fischer
Yeah, I'll be serious.
I'll be totally serious.
I'll be so serious.
tim pool
Well, then you can have your great value daily wire by subscribing at TimCast.com.
But we gotta get on that.
We've actually discussed doing documentary stuff before, but the thing we're lacking is managerial power.
That's the biggest challenge.
People who can make a machine move and run.
We've got the people who can, you know, fine-tune the machine or who can hammer the widgets.
We need managers.
That's a hard thing to find.
And then, you know, we'll figure it out, though.
We're getting there.
Alright, what is this?
Dalimar says, STG-44 Sturmgewehr, I'm saying that wrong probably, World War II First Assault Rifle, different than military rifles at the time.
Defined as pistol grip, shorter rifle barrel, select fire, large magazine, smaller caliber cartridge than main military rifles at the time.
Look up the gun.
Yeah, I was reading about that assault rifles typically refer to the select fire capability, and modern civilian variants don't have that.
They're just semi-automatic.
It's one trigger pull, one bullet.
Agamemnon's Gym Bag says, getting sick of these bigoted gun phobes trying to oppress us.
All gun control is racist.
I believe that it is true.
lydia smith
Correct, yes.
tyler fischer
Yep.
It is true.
tim pool
Jason Hunter says, Washington State already takes longer than 72 hours to do background checks.
I have a CPL, and it took a month to get a gun recently.
That's what they're trying to do.
They are eroding your ability to have guns.
And they're hoping that within a generation or two, nobody has any.
So they'll keep doing it.
But 3D printers exist.
Joe Biden wants to make 3D-printed guns illegal, but that's stupid because it won't change the fact that 3D-printed guns will always exist if someone wants one.
Let's see.
Crispy Leg says, why does everyone forget that Obama is mixed race?
That's right.
He's white.
lydia smith
Yeah, that's true.
tim pool
Obama's a white man.
Joe Cub says, Ian mopping with two hands had me rolling.
unidentified
Thanks a bunch.
tim pool
Oh yeah.
Mopping with two hands.
Ted says, as a person of color, it feels like some people of color are more people of color than other people of color.
To Democrats.
Same as 1828 days.
Guy with nine fingers says, how about this Tim?
If the FBI fails to finish your background check within 72 hours, they must cover the full cost of the firearm you're attempting to buy.
Agreed.
Seconded?
lydia smith
Yeah.
tim pool
Motion carries.
unidentified
Taxpayers.
tim pool
Free guns.
Double A says, if Trump came out for a total ban on guns, Democrats would create drive-through gun shops.
unidentified
There you go.
lydia smith
There's your plan.
tim pool
That guy says raise minimum age for firearm purchases to 21 due to prolonged adolescence of current and future generations and 21 for tobacco tattoos, sexual consent, gender therapy, and voting rights compromised.
Yeah, it was Ann Coulter said, I'm in favor of raising the gun age to 21 if we raise the voting age to 21.
unidentified
And then it's like, hmm.
tim pool
Interesting.
I went to a gun shop in Virginia, and I was buying a bunch of guns.
And this is crazy, too, because we live in the tri-state, so even when you buy them, they have to ship them.
Like, drive 10 or 15 minutes, and then drop them off at your gun shop, and you gotta pay the fee.
But some young guy came in to buy a gun, and they asked for his ID, and they're like, you can't buy handguns, you're only 20 years old or whatever.
And then I was like, he's a 20 year old legal adult who's got his own place to live and he can't buy a handgun.
ian crossland
You know what I'm starting to think?
We should maybe raise the military age to 21 because we have so many people in the country and we do not need that many people in the military now.
I don't think sending a young 18 year old, it makes a lot of sense mentally.
Like we wouldn't send a 16 year old because their minds aren't developed.
tim pool
That's why it makes sense.
tyler fischer
Unless they identify as 21.
I don't know why you're assuming that their age is fixed.
ian crossland
That was implicitly what I meant.
If they identify as 21, it doesn't matter what age you are, you can go to war.
tim pool
All right, Villa Fear says, Tim, I can't think of a more badass backdrop than a musket and samurai sword.
Please don't ever change it.
I know, originally it was a mall sword.
lydia smith
Yeah.
tim pool
It was just like this goofy mall sword I got for 10 bucks.
But everybody was making fun of the mall sword.
And then I was like, still making fun of me!
So I bought an actual Wakazashi, which is like, it's a real one.
You know, so it's cool.
It's like, now no one can make fun of me.
Yeah.
See, take that guys.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
Can't bully me.
No, I don't know.
I just thought I ordered one and I was like this kind of looks better.
It's harder to fit but whatever All right The B says Vosch said he really wanted to go toe-to-toe with Matt with Matt Walsh on transgenderism You guys want to moderate?
lydia smith
Let's do it.
tim pool
Absolutely.
lydia smith
It'd be fun.
tim pool
All right, there you go Vosch, Matt Walsh You guys want to come on the show and we'll have a conversation about transgender kids?
lydia smith
Dude, Matt knows what's up.
tim pool
Yeah.
tyler fischer
I'll bring a couple kids.
lydia smith
Oh, no.
unidentified
Don't do that.
lydia smith
Don't do that.
ian crossland
Live studio audience.
tim pool
I mean, that would be great.
I just think it's a shame that Vosch is like the only leftist who's willing to come on and actually debate these ideas.
lydia smith
Yeah.
tim pool
I mean, no, good for him.
I disagree with a lot.
He said creepy things have been heavily criticized for.
That's true.
I wouldn't go on his show, though.
other there's one particular other person I'm not gonna name who is not
welcome on the show but everyone knows who he is but for the most part it's
like it's like pulling teeth to get these people to come out and actually
debate these ideas. Is it Bill Maher? No Bill Maher. We'll have Will Bill Maher on the show.
Absolutely. I wouldn't go on his show though because I feel like one of the
challenges with going on other people's shows for Bill in particular is that he
doesn't know what he's talking about.
So I wouldn't want to be there with him moderating and not knowing.
That would be like a really bad position to be in.
So going on Joe Rogan, for instance, is always fantastic.
Joe's great.
And Joe reads a lot.
But when I said on his show last time in November, I think it was, that most of the country is now constitutional carry, Joe said, that can't be true.
And I was like, you know, I'm pretty sure it is.
And then he said, Jamie, pull that up.
And Jamie pulled up a generic Google search that said 13 states.
And it's wrong.
It's 25.
I was actually mostly correct.
Florida is about to pass to be the 26 states.
So when I was saying that and I went, oh, I guess I was wrong.
I'll eat that one.
unidentified
Wow.
tim pool
I didn't realize.
tyler fischer
You're close.
tim pool
So it's it's it but but I'm not gonna blame Joe for that. I mean, we you know, we got it wrong
Bill Maher doesn't even fact check So being on a show with him
Like you watch dennis prager and he's like that viral clip where he said they're putting tampons in the men's room and
unidentified
bill goes No, they're not. No, it's not. I'm not going to show like
tim pool
that like dude bill
I think he's phoning it in Like, he doesn't know what's going on.
He's only somewhat realizing what's been happening in the world.
tyler fischer
He's 10 years... He doesn't write his stuff.
I mean, he just reads the monologue.
tim pool
Right, exactly.
tyler fischer
Not writing it.
tim pool
And he's got a new podcast, and I'm just like... I've had people reach out and be like, would you, not from his camp, but people who are in the related areas, were like, would you want us to talk to him?
We'd love to see you.
And I'm like, no way, dude.
First of all, I'm not gonna fly out there, because I gotta do my show.
But more importantly, I'm just like, As much as I can respect him calling out a lot of this stuff, he's phoning it in.
tyler fischer
It's funny to watch you.
He's so smarmy.
It's funny to watch him against anyone who's, like, grounded.
Okay, people.
The left has gone too far.
tim pool
He talks like this.
tyler fischer
The left has gone too far.
tim pool
If the woke really want to ban Steve.
tyler fischer
They've lost their minds.
He's just this real feminine twister.
ian crossland
His new podcast is called Club Random.
I haven't heard it yet, but I'm glad he's getting away from the corporate crap.
tyler fischer
Yeah.
tim pool
Yeah, but you know, I think the issue is he grew up in a world where he just watched CNN, and that was the basis of his reality.
So he doesn't know what he's talking about.
ian crossland
Probably, yeah.
tim pool
That's it.
ian crossland
He was wonderfully outspoken in 2000, or 2002, 2001 about the Iraq crap, and he was really critical of George Bush's handling of that.
tyler fischer
He's starting to crack, though, now.
I think something is getting to him.
unidentified
The light.
tyler fischer
He's slowly starting to crack, yeah.
ian crossland
I can see the light bursting out of him.
unidentified
All right.
tim pool
Leet Zors says, funny how Ian starts mouthing off about the Catholic Church the night Seamus is gone.
ian crossland
I would do it every night.
tyler fischer
Catholic cast.
tim pool
Anybody who consistently watches the show knows that Ian says it right to Seamus.
ian crossland
It's definitely the organization.
The organization of the church is where I have the issue.
I love God and the idea of God and the consciousness and all that.
And that's where me and Seamus really get along.
tim pool
All right, let's see.
Schneider Strong says, millennials don't have the same number of children and family as the boomer generation did.
Could this help explain why the younger population would be okay with political assassinations?
Yes, very good point actually.
Older people are averse to violence because What's that one movie with Mel Gibson and it's like the revolution?
The Patriot that I reference all the time.
ian crossland
You like that movie, right?
tim pool
I love that movie.
When Mel Gibson says something like, mark my words, your children will learn of this war.
This war will not be fought on a distant, faraway battlefield.
It will be fought in front of our homes.
Your children will learn it with their own eyes.
And then he says something like, sir, I have seven children.
I don't have the luxury of bravery or something like that.
tyler fischer
And then said something about Jews or something.
Was that a different movie?
tim pool
That was a different movie.
No, this one was actually good.
The Patriot, man.
Amazing movie.
I love how they make the British people just, like, the most detestable evil people.
lydia smith
They got so mad about that.
tim pool
Who's the guy who plays the evil dude?
lydia smith
I think his name is Jason, I don't remember.
tim pool
Jason Isaacs.
lydia smith
Yeah, yeah, there you go.
tim pool
He was amazing.
And I love how he's very one-dimensional.
He's like, I'm going to shoot a child.
It's like, why would you do that?
lydia smith
So smart.
tyler fischer
It's like Douglas Murray.
Evil Douglas Murray.
lydia smith
I love Douglas Murray.
tim pool
But it was cool, though.
The Patriots, like, a revolution film.
Freedom and revenge.
So watching Mel Gibson, you know, win in the end is great.
And then watching the regulars lose and being like, America, yeah!
lydia smith
Yes, something like that.
tim pool
Fourth of July is coming up.
lydia smith
That's right.
tim pool
And that's MAGA month.
July is officially MAGA month, and we barbecue every weekend.
lydia smith
That's right.
tyler fischer
MAGA month?
tim pool
MAGA month is July, yeah.
lydia smith
Did you not know that, Tyler?
tyler fischer
No.
tim pool
Yeah.
tyler fischer
I thought it was ULTRA MAGA month.
lydia smith
Oh, yeah, that's right.
tim pool
Oh, sure.
No, we were talking the other day about Pride month, and then we were like, when's MAGA month?
And then I think Lydia said July.
lydia smith
Yeah, of course.
tim pool
Fourth of July.
So the idea is for the entire month, it's just you barbecue.
lydia smith
That's right.
tim pool
You know?
unidentified
Love it.
tim pool
That's what it's all about.
tyler fischer
Love it.
tim pool
Yeah.
MAGA month.
I don't know.
That's what it's all about.
We're just gonna grill burgers?
unidentified
Yes.
tim pool
That's right.
Mega month.
unidentified
Make July great again, they say, sir.
tim pool
Make July great again.
Bad Bee says, equity is racist if you don't understand how think about it till you get it.
Was that meant to be grammatically incorrect?
lydia smith
Not sure.
tim pool
David C. Kronk Sr.
says, Ian seems to be stuck on this Roman slavery point without acknowledging the fact that the Egyptians enslaved the Hebrews thousands of years earlier.
ian crossland
Yes, slavery is not endemic to the Romans, but the Roman Empire is definitely endemic to our way of life right now, and we need to shatter that.
tim pool
It's always been.
The crazy thing was that, like, you could be not a slave, and then one day you could be a slave.
Like, you're living in a village or whatever, and you're, like, working, and you're dealing with slavers, and then one day they just grab you and, like, you're a slave now.
And you're like, oh no!
Like, what do I do?
Like, that's crazy, right?
You know?
ian crossland
That culture was brutal.
unidentified
Oh, wow.
tim pool
Oh, Snapplefacts says, Tim, politics are one thing, but I need the real question answered.
Sheets or Wawa?
unidentified
Oh, Wawa.
lydia smith
Oh, whoa, yeah.
ian crossland
I'm unfamiliar.
I do like sheets though.
That was groundbreaking.
So Wawa also lets you pre-order the sub sandwich and then they make it on demand?
lydia smith
Yeah.
ian crossland
Is that similar to sheets like that?
tim pool
Yeah.
Wawa's better.
But we mostly have sheets out here.
lydia smith
Yeah.
tyler fischer
Sheets.
ian crossland
Never seen a sheet.
tyler fischer
It's awesome.
tim pool
But they have, like, sandwiches and stuff, right?
ian crossland
Yeah, they were the first place I ever saw that had that, like, kiosk ordering system at a gas station.
tim pool
There's a place in Virginia, I remember, that did deep- like, they did fried chicken and gas.
It was a gas- it was a gas station.
I mean, a lot of gas stations actually have fried chicken, if you think about it, when you're traveling around the country, but they, like, their whole marketing was, like, fried chicken and gasoline or something like that.
unidentified
Huh.
tim pool
So, like, you'd pump your- while you're pumping, you walk in, and they'd just drop in the deep-fried.
tyler fischer
That was awesome.
Damn.
tim pool
I know, like, I will take some drumsticks.
tyler fischer
Today that would be a $300 visit.
tim pool
Chicken and gas?
unidentified
We're eating for the month.
tim pool
Jeffrey Pfaff says Jordan Peterson is crying in joy right now, Tyler.
lydia smith
Yeah, that's awesome.
unidentified
Let's hope so.
tyler fischer
It's like, there's no evidence of that.
lydia smith
That's technically correct.
tim pool
Christopher Skamra says, Love the impressions, Tyler.
I've been trying to follow up with Lydia over email regarding a film pitch with Daily Wire and Dallas that almost got greenlit.
Tim before looking to potentially make a project in association with them, we should talk.
Maybe.
We are doing a ton of infrastructure stuff right now.
lydia smith
A lot going on.
tim pool
We're building a building and we're working on the website.
And I'm just like, you know, I wake up and I'm like, how do we make this stuff go faster?
The problem is just people.
People.
You got to find people who know how to build stuff.
tyler fischer
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah, man.
tyler fischer
I'll do the film, though.
DM me.
I'll do it.
lydia smith
Yeah, there you go.
ian crossland
Are you ready to do another one?
tyler fischer
I'm writing a movie now.
Yeah, that's the next thing.
tim pool
Sam Axe says, you dare to speak ill of the Wars of Stars, how dare you?
How dare you?
Yeah, Star Wars jumped the shark a lot.
ian crossland
Oh yeah, episode one was the terrible one.
tim pool
No, no, the prequels were like, eh.
ian crossland
But the movie wasn't it.
That was the problem.
The movies were stellar.
They were so good.
4, 5, and 6.
Return of the Jedi.
Jabba the Hutt.
Luke Skywalker.
Like, the force is real.
And then they made Jar Jar Binks.
And they had Liam Neeson and Ewan McGregor.
And they still screwed that movie up.
They had Natalie Portman.
And the movie was terrible because they had a cartoon character as the lead.
And they had no villain.
They had Darth Maul.
We had no lines.
Got slaughtered.
And you're like, what?
There was no villain.
The entire series.
Yep.
tim pool
Yeah, but the prequels, I'm kind of just like, you know, I'll watch them.
ian crossland
I went to the theater.
tim pool
I was like off the worst.
The Last Jedi is probably the worst film I have ever seen in my life.
I'm not kidding.
I wanted to walk out of the theater.
It was so bad.
And I was like, the only reason I didn't was because, like, I should finish it so I know what happens.
And then and then, you know, it turns out.
So here's the thing about Star Wars.
They they said that originally with the prequels they were like star wars is actually a series about darth vader oh it starts with darth vader and even throughout the prequels it's about anakin skywalker it was a darth vader story and it felt and it ends with his death and all that i was like wow do you know what it is now following the sequel films
The entirety of Star Wars is the story of Palpatine's gender transition.
tyler fischer
Stop.
tim pool
That's all it is.
tyler fischer
Sign me up.
Is this the one on... Have you guys seen the Disney one?
The one that Gina was fired from?
tim pool
I haven't seen that.
unidentified
Oh, Mandalorian.
tyler fischer
Oh, that's Mandalorian.
ian crossland
I saw a little bit of that.
tyler fischer
I've never seen that.
It was good.
tim pool
So listen, listen.
They said the story started with Darth Vader, right?
tyler fischer
Okay.
tim pool
Let's think about where it ended right now.
It ends with the Emperor becoming a young woman.
So now it starts with Palpatine as a senator Sike.
trying to take over the government and then ends with him trying to take over the body of a young woman.
lydia smith
Psych.
tim pool
And here's the thing, right?
This is true, this is canon.
Spoiler alert.
In the end, they find out the emperor is actually alive.
unidentified
And he's like, You must strike me down so that I will take over your body!
tim pool
Or something, I'm not, for real.
And then she's like, no I won't do it!
But then she does it.
So like, then she calls herself Skywalker or whatever.
But I'm like, yo, the emperor.
tyler fischer
They-Walker?
You mean They-Them-Walker?
Yeah.
ian crossland
Imperial propaganda.
tim pool
So when the idea was, like, he was gonna live forever by taking her body, if she struck him down in rage, but then she strikes him down anyway, I'm like, so he won?
ian crossland
But did she strike him down in rage?
Or was it out of love?
tim pool
I think even the trans community would agree that that's what it's about.
You have a good point.
The Ember took over the galaxy because he just wanted the right body.
tyler fischer
Isn't Bill Burr in The Mandalorian?
ian crossland
Yes.
tyler fischer
That's so bizarre.
ian crossland
I was watching it and it was okay until there was a scene where you know the guy that played Apollo Creed was in it?
He was like his handler or something to give him these missions and then there's a scene where he's supposed to be given this real secret mission and he's like Okay, your mission is... He's yelling it out to everyone in the bar.
Bill Burr?
No, it's the guy that played Apollo Creed in the Rocky movies.
I don't know what his name is.
And it was just like, who's directing this movie?
I mean, the guy is trying to be secretive and he's yelling at everyone in the bar about the secret.
tyler fischer
How do you have Bill Burr in Cancel Gina?
Bill says the craziest... Is he just yelling at people?
ian crossland
You sound like Bill.
Are you doing a Bill Burr impression?
tyler fischer
Look at this bitch, right?
She's brutal, right?
Leah's just bitching all the time.
She's just yapping.
tim pool
Alright, let's read some more.
We got John Ari says, make a flag for Chicken City.
Okay.
unidentified
Nice.
tim pool
We will.
lydia smith
Don't chicken on me.
tim pool
Nate says, did anyone who watched What Is A Woman notice that the girl who swam with Leah Thomas, who was anonymous, you could clearly make out her face in the close-up camera angle, just making sure I'm not crazy.
Oh, totally.
I mean, I just gotta say, like, if you send me a video of someone and their voice is altered, I can easily correct that.
tyler fischer
Oh, really?
tim pool
Yeah, in like 10 seconds.
It's really easy to do because usually what they'll do is they'll just pitch shift it.
tyler fischer
Right.
tim pool
That worked back when the average person didn't have pitch shifting software on their computers.
lydia smith
Now they do.
tyler fischer
I have pitch unshift.
unidentified
There you go.
tim pool
But I mean the other thing too is like cadence and word choices.
You know who it is.
It's like you're anonymous.
It's like bro.
I go to school with you.
I know that's you Yeah, it's like come on.
You know that's not gonna work, huh?
All right, we'll grab a couple more Meme a type says video idea start with the rainbow flag zoom out and add the trans flag out add the trans flag Keep zooming out adding flags eventually it zooms out to show a person's face like they're rediscovering individuality Rebel Parish says, I'm 4'10 and the guy just needs to be taller than me.
I went on a date Sunday with a guy who was literally the size of my 11-year-old niece.
Same muscle mass.
lydia smith
Wow.
tyler fischer
Look, I didn't do yoga that week and I was just slouching, okay?
unidentified
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
tyler fischer
I'm having a rough week here.
lydia smith
That's right.
tim pool
So, as Christopher McCattin says regarding the polls about dem young men and assassination versus threats,
the left thinks that word violence is worse than actual violence maybe?
They see the threat as an escalation from physical violence?
No, they just don't want to warn you.
Like, don't threaten them, just do it.
tyler fischer
Damn young men.
That sounds like a gang.
Damn young men.
lydia smith
Damn young men.
I love it.
tim pool
Captain Kirk!
Oh wait, we just jumped on us.
lydia smith
No!
tim pool
Captain Kirk, come back!
Captain Kirk, you disappeared.
Super Ted is gone.
ian crossland
Speak to me, Kirk.
unidentified
All right.
tim pool
Brody Nevis says, I was just told that Alameda County in California is going to have a mask mandate again.
This is stupid.
Really?
lydia smith
That's so great.
unidentified
Wow.
chris karr
Sounds about right.
tim pool
Eden Hiddick says, the anti-gun lobby has a history of intentionally mislabeling firearms and even attempted to label handguns as pocket rockets, among other terms.
Labeling every auto weapon a machine gun is another.
lydia smith
Amazing.
tyler fischer
Yep.
tim pool
Here we go.
Captain Kirk says, Tim, I hope People realize we can't vote Democrat anymore.
We have to vote Republican, but Democrats aren't the... We don't have to vote Republican, but Democrats aren't the way, and their party knows it.
I mean, I'm... Libertarian party.
ian crossland
Yeah, Dave Smith.
Actually, the Libertarian... The Mises Caucus just swept the Libertarian Party.
Michael Malice just had the... Was it the chairman of the Libertarian Party on You're Welcome?
chris karr
Angela, yeah.
ian crossland
That's very promising.
Those guys are really smart.
chris karr
If you were actually at the Libertarian National Convention like I was, you wouldn't feel it was as promising.
ian crossland
Oh, really?
What was it like?
chris karr
It was crazy.
It was crazy.
I mean, I'm happy that the Mises Caucus took over, but when the whole body of a thousand delegates couldn't decide on when to go to lunch, I lost all hope.
It was like half and half.
ian crossland
Not authoritarian enough.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
chris karr
It was tough.
You get a bunch of libertarians in a room, it's tough to make a decision.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
Well, just tell everybody to take care of themselves.
lydia smith
There you go.
tim pool
When's lunch?
Go eat when you feel like eating.
I don't care.
chris karr
That would be the libertarian point of view, theoretically speaking, but an action that did not play out that way.
Yeah, it was crazy.
tim pool
Stephen L says, it's my birthday.
Happy birthday, Stephen.
ian crossland
Thank you, Stephen.
tim pool
Joseph Henson says, funny thing in retrospect is that when you add up the issues we're facing, who's causing the most noise and the ideologies involved?
Turns out that legalizing prostitution when Australia did would have saved the world.
Why?
I don't get it.
ian crossland
I don't understand.
chris karr
Yeah, that alluded me to.
I'm not sure.
ian crossland
Prostitution!
chris karr
That's all I heard.
lydia smith
Yeah, pretty much.
tim pool
Mad Make says, make a participation flag for the Salty Army, please.
Well, I couldn't make the flag.
They'd have to make the flag, right?
I don't want to make a flag for somebody else, you know?
I would misrepresent, you know what I mean?
lydia smith
Cultural appropriation, man.
tim pool
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tyler fischer
Sure.
TyTheFish.
I'm shadowbanned everywhere, so I gotta spell it out.
You gotta write the whole thing.
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And TylerFisher.com.
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And YouTube, Tyler Fisher.
chris karr
Nice.
Head over to TimCast.com and check out the read in the left-hand side.
Check out the read.
You're going to find some awesome journalism there.
ian crossland
You can follow me at IanCrossland.net and you can get in touch with me through social there.
tyler fischer
And I want to just shout out Terror on the Prairie, which is going to be coming out June 14th on the Daily Wire.
We're going to do a Q&A on the premiere night.
ian crossland
Very cool.
tyler fischer
Yeah, yeah.
ian crossland
All right, man.
Good to see you.
tyler fischer
Yeah.
Thanks for having me.
lydia smith
Here's my moment of truth.
I tweaked my camera a little bit without looking at it.
There we go.
I'm still here, still in the corner.
Thank you guys very much for tuning in this evening with Tyler.
I had a blast.
I'm really looking forward to the bonus show.
You guys may find me on Twitter and Minds.com at Sour Patchlets, as well as SourPatchlets.me.
tim pool
We will see you all over at TimCast.com.
Thanks for hanging out.
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