April 14, 2021 - Timcast IRL - Tim Pool
02:12:59
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| the officer involved in the shooting of Dante Wright has been arrested and | ||
| Charged with second-degree manslaughter and her mugshot is already going around | ||
| They've erected barricades around her house because the far-left extremists have published her address. | ||
| And when a city manager said this officer deserves due process, a council member voted to have him removed and publicly stated, it was because I'm scared the people will retaliate against me. | ||
| I respect this man. | ||
| He was doing a great job. | ||
| She publicly admitted the city manager was doing well, but he must be removed, otherwise they would come for her. | ||
| The terrorists, I gotta say it, in this case, they won. | ||
| Now we've got the Chauvin trial, and there was some really good news for the defense. | ||
| The defense medical expert testified that George Floyd's death was not a homicide because of several complicating factors. | ||
| The cause of death would be undetermined if he were actually giving that assessment. | ||
| So, uh, I got these two crazy guys trying to distract me. | ||
| No, we're not distracting you. | ||
| We're not trying to distract him. | ||
| He's trying to distract me. | ||
| Ladies and gentlemen, in the Joe Biden Eating Bernie Girl Corner, we have Freedom Tunes producer, creator, comedian, funny guy, Seamus Coghlan. | ||
| Seamus Coghlan, singer apparently now. | ||
| Seamus Coghlan of the Illinois Boys, which we have with us here tonight. | ||
| Because we're all from Chicago. | ||
| That's right, we're all from the Chicago area. | ||
| I moved out to the suburbs when I was pretty young. | ||
| I can't get that street cred, but This is the in the Joe Biden eating a small child corner. | ||
| Hello, my name is Jack Murphy. | ||
| I've only had a half a beer so far. | ||
| So we're good. | ||
| 260 today guys. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Jack Murphy live on YouTube. | ||
| No, but I was thinking like, you know, we've got Seamus, Jack, you know, Ian's chilling. | ||
| I'm here. | ||
| Lydia's here. | ||
| And I was like, OK, but we got Seamus and Jack. | ||
| So I was like, how do I introduce them? | ||
| And then I was like, we got the left corner and the right corner. | ||
| I was like, but we have these art. | ||
| I was like, OK, maybe I'll mention the art. | ||
| And then I realized both pictures are just Joe Biden eating a child. | ||
| Oh, so I was like, which is fitting. | ||
| Perfectly. | ||
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It is. | |
| It's a great representation. | ||
| So I was just like Joe, Joe Biden eating. | ||
| You guys believe in adrenochrome? | ||
| No, get out of here. | ||
| Joe Biden is not literally eating the children here. | ||
| This is art from George Alexopoulos of Creepy Horror Biden. | ||
| Can you see it on Seamus' thing? | ||
| Yeah, you can see it. | ||
| That's amazing. | ||
| So whenever we have guests here, because pictures on both sides are Joe Biden eating a child, no matter which side they sit on, I'm like, you're okay with Joe Biden eating a child behind you, right? | ||
| She's never asked me that! | ||
| Tim, get like a picture of you and I. I used to have Joe Rogan on my shoulder over here. | ||
| Well, because Trump's not president anymore. | ||
| Yeah, so the Trump ones we took down. | ||
| I was saying this the whole time. | ||
| I said this. | ||
| I hope Joe Biden wins, because then we don't gotta take down the art. | ||
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You see? | |
| Now all the Trump pictures come down. | ||
| I'm kidding, I'm half kidding. | ||
| So wait, Trump and Joe Biden are just off in the corner now? | ||
| They're off in the corner. | ||
| Or Trump and Joe Rogan? | ||
| Joe Rogan is in the corner now. | ||
| You know why, Jack? | ||
| Because Joe Rogan left us! | ||
| He did! | ||
| I'm kidding. | ||
| Because I'm not obsessed with Donald Trump. | ||
| All these channels that are obsessed with Donald Trump, like CNN, still talking about it. | ||
| We did something on the show the other day, when you Google search riot, you got Capitol, Capitol, Trump, Trump, Capitol. | ||
| And I'm like, the riots just happened in Minnesota and Google's giving me all this Trump stuff. | ||
| They're obsessed. | ||
| I see these YouTubers and they're like, what did Trump do today? | ||
| And I'm like, I don't know. | ||
| The guy's like playing golf. | ||
| There's a riot going on. | ||
| Those are the grifters. | ||
| And apparently in England, you get different Google search results too. | ||
| So it's like they're just targeting what they think people want to read. | ||
| The moral of the story is use DuckDuckGo. | ||
| Yes. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Okay, well, let's get into all of that, my friends. | ||
| If you haven't already, go over to TimCast.com, become a member, because we're gonna have a really fun members-only exclusive episode coming up later tonight, because we got, you know, we got Seamus and Jack. | ||
| So, you know, we try to keep things family-friendly, but I wonder how absurd things will get, you know, after the fact. | ||
| If the pre-show was any indication, it's going to get really interesting. | ||
| If the pre-show is any indication, I'm out. | ||
| Yeah, Seamus swung at Jack. | ||
| It was crazy. | ||
| Honestly, every now and again, he's bigger than me, but I got the long arms. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| I actually, the pre-show, as we're warming up, we're kind of getting the cameras ready. | ||
| I did make a joke about Jack brutally beating Seamus and Ian sitting there going, this is cool. | ||
| It was a metaphor. | ||
| I didn't think it was funny. | ||
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I wasn't laughing. | |
| I was just cracking my knuckles. | ||
| First of all, Illinois boys stick together. | ||
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True that. | |
| Well, no, we'll fight, we'll kill each other, but the second somebody else says something to you, dude, I got your back. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| No matter who it is, no matter how wrong you are. | ||
| That's exactly what it is. | ||
| Yeah, we're all Irish. | ||
| Everybody's a little bit Irish. | ||
| Do you want to hear something funny? | ||
| Everyone's Irish here? | ||
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Yeah, I am too. | |
| There's this whole thing where people from Ireland get mad when American-born people call themselves Irish. | ||
| It's like, we're not bragging, all right? | ||
| No, we're definitely not. | ||
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Black Irish Yep, we're not bragging all right all right. | |
| How about we talk about some news my friends I'm kidding of course if you haven't already know we got to smash the like button you do because it really helps out leave a comment Just you know that's what you think and subscribe to the show because I believe by late tonight or tomorrow 1 million subscribers Beautiful right so excited 1 million. | ||
| Where should they follow you Seamus? | ||
| Thank you, Jack, for asking. | ||
| Freedom Tunes, if you guys want to go to youtube.com slash freedom tunes, I release an animated cartoon once a week, sometimes twice a week. | ||
| I think they're usually pretty funny. | ||
| We just released one about Jordan Peterson that he tweeted out. | ||
| He enjoyed it. | ||
| He seems to be cool with it when I make fun of him. | ||
| So that's really good. | ||
| I didn't think you were making fun of him at all. | ||
| I think you were honoring him. | ||
| In a way, so that's true too. | ||
| You were making fun of Ta-Nehisi Coates. | ||
| Yes, whoever that is. | ||
| I'm glad you can actually attempt a pronunciation. | ||
| I'm far from that. | ||
| I was like, what is it? | ||
| I'm not even going to try. | ||
| I've only read it in my mind with disdain. | ||
| I've never actually said it out loud with positive energy behind it. | ||
| Thank Ta-Nehisi Coates for making glorious memes about him. | ||
| Yeah, no, it was beautiful. | ||
| The lobster meme. | ||
| I was more honoring him, but it's an impression. | ||
| I've done things poking fun of him before and he's really cool about it. | ||
| I think that says a lot about a person. | ||
| Yeah, because it's funny. | ||
| Yeah, thank you. | ||
| His daughter keeps him sane. | ||
| I love watching those two together. | ||
| She's the one who tweeted it at him. | ||
| That's great. | ||
| She's like, she's like, Dad, you have to watch this. | ||
| He's like, well, I guess. | ||
| You can see when they're, when they're hanging out and talking, he's like twisting his mind to be able to communicate with her without freaking her out. | ||
| Cause you can see like when she was young, he probably said all sorts of stuff. | ||
| Hold on do you think that he told Michaela that she was a chimpanzee full of snakes? | ||
| This is why I love George Peterson so much that is an actual quote People were tweeting me like bro. | ||
| That's brilliant that summarizes. | ||
| I'm sorry no no he said that We just watched the video downstairs in the new green room at the Tim Pool estate and condo here and we were having some Japanese whiskey. | ||
| It was very good Japanese. | ||
| And we were watching up on the giant screen YouTube videos made by Seamus and in this amazing video about Red Skull, there was this incredible line where he goes, you're just a chimpanzee full of snakes. | ||
| And I looked at Seamus and I was like, dude, that's a hilarious joke. | ||
| Jack actually looked at me and said, that is the only funny thing I've ever heard you say. | ||
| I was like, guys, you have to watch more of my videos. | ||
| Everyone's like, no, we want to watch something else. | ||
| Jordan Pearson actually said that. | ||
| Yeah, he did. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Did he? | ||
| Yeah, he's like, that's the only good thing you've ever made. | ||
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No, no, no. | |
| The chimpanzee full of snakes. | ||
| Yes, that's an actual quote, man. | ||
| He actually said that. | ||
| It was hysterical. | ||
| Who was he talking to? | ||
| It makes sense. | ||
| It was during a lecture. | ||
| He's like, what are you? | ||
| He's like, something approximating a chimpanzee full of snakes. | ||
| What is that? | ||
| No, it actually makes sense because it's like you have all these primal instincts and you're also full of deception and lies and danger. | ||
| So context is important. | ||
| So he was talking to a woman. | ||
| It's a chimpanzee full of figurative snakes. | ||
| Well, I don't actually know if the snakes were literal or figurative. | ||
| We have to ask Jordan. | ||
| I assume figurative. | ||
| I hope he meant literal. | ||
| I hope so too. | ||
| What if Jordan actually was and he thought everyone else was? | ||
| What if we got a gorilla costume and just filled it with snakes? | ||
| It's like two kids in a trench coat, but like a chimpanzee suit full of snakes trying to buy liquor. | ||
| Oh my god, that sounds like a horror movie. | ||
| Alright, alright, alright. | ||
| How about you're listening on iTunes or Spotify, leave us a good review. | ||
| It was five stars. | ||
| We're doing the promo. | ||
| It just turned into us cracking jokes about Jordan Peterson, which is good too, because you know, it's fun. | ||
| It's gonna be a slow show. | ||
| Well, now we're gonna get dirty. | ||
| No, hold on. | ||
| Now I feel bad, because now we're gonna talk about like all this very serious stuff. | ||
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Alright. | |
| After we're talking about... We'll make fun of that too. | ||
| No, we'll not. | ||
| Some of these stories are, like, very funny. | ||
| We do have a lot of funny stuff, but there's some heavy stuff. | ||
| Yeah, we have this story where it's like, I guess, in California, math is racist now, like, officially. | ||
| I can't wait to dig. | ||
| Are we digging into that now? | ||
| Or are you giving them a taste? | ||
| We're giving them a taste. | ||
| Let's talk about this first story, guys. | ||
| Let's get serious. | ||
| Now, everybody. | ||
| Now that we're all serious. | ||
| Serious faces. | ||
| We got the story from CBS News. | ||
| Defense expert found Floyd's manner of death to be undetermined, not homicide. | ||
| It's actually quite simple, and this is a huge win for the defense. | ||
| Granted, it's literally their witness. | ||
| You combine this with the prosecution's witnesses, I don't see how you have anything but extreme doubt. | ||
| I'm not reasonably doubting this. | ||
| I'm doubting this. | ||
| I've been watching the Derek Chauvin trial, and I watched the state, the prosecution. | ||
| I watched them plead their case, and I heard their witnesses. | ||
| They could not tell us definitively how George Floyd died. | ||
| So think about this for two seconds. | ||
| They have charged Derek Chauvin with murder, quite literally saying, you intended to kill this man. | ||
| And the defense asks, how did he kill him? | ||
| And the state goes, well, I mean, it could have been a bunch of different ways. | ||
| We're not entirely sure what we're accusing him of, but we do know that something he did killed the guy. | ||
| If the state can't tell the jury, here's exactly what he did, then how can I definitively say, beyond a reasonable doubt, he killed somebody? | ||
| Was that on cross or direct? | ||
| It was actually on direct. | ||
| Check this out. | ||
| They didn't prep with the guy? | ||
| Well, no, here's the issue. | ||
| I guess what happened was, initially, in the trial, the prosecution said the knee on the neck cut off flow of blood to the brain. | ||
| And then, on cross, they were like, oh, well, you know, there's possibly other reasons. | ||
| So it seems that, and I'm getting this from some of the legal analysis from lawyers who know more than I, that they switched up their assessment, saying, well, maybe it was because of the pressure on the neck and back, making it harder for him to breathe. | ||
| The state actually brought up different reasons why it may have occurred. | ||
| The defense, very smart, kept poking at the state's witnesses, saying like, Man, when they got the medical examiner, this was huge. | ||
| The defense says to the medical examiner, if you found George Floyd in his apartment, how would you think he died? | ||
| And she was like, drug overdose. | ||
| He's like, if he had no drugs in his system, heart disease. | ||
| So the left is saying, yeah, but that's a hypothetical. | ||
| And it's like, dude. | ||
| The medical examiner is saying that she could have reasonably concluded, had she not seen the video, it was something else. | ||
| That's called doubt. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| So then we had that other big moment where the state's own witness testified, and I know you guys have heard me say it a lot because you really gotta drive this one home. | ||
| I really gotta drive this one home. | ||
| The use of force expert from LA said, Derek Chauvin would have been in the right to tase George Floyd the moment he arrived on scene, and he chose not to. | ||
| And so the defense was like, so Chauvin realized he would use a lesser force option, And that was the state's witness that said that. | ||
| You expect me to believe the unreasonable doubt Chauvin intended to kill Floyd when their own state witness said he chose lesser force options? | ||
| I'm sorry, dude. | ||
| That's not doubt. | ||
| They definitively have proven he did not mean to kill Floyd. | ||
| Now we have today's witness, who straight-up said it wasn't a homicide. | ||
| He's a very prominent medical examiner, but he's not from Hennepin County. | ||
| He's from Maryland. | ||
| He's paid to be there by the defense, so take that into consideration. | ||
| They ask him this. | ||
| They say, you're paid to be here, just so everyone knows. | ||
| And he says, his rate was like $3.50 an hour. | ||
| And he was like, you've got a heart condition. | ||
| George Floyd's got 90% narrowing of the prominent blood vessels or whatever. | ||
| He's got methamphetamine, which causes heart arrhythmia. | ||
| Fentanyl, which depresses the respiratory system. | ||
| And combine that with the restraint, You could not reasonably conclude what caused the death. | ||
| He said, some would argue being put in the prone position was the homicide. | ||
| However, taking all of all the factors into play, considering that, you know, putting someone in the proposition isn't going to kill them. | ||
| I could not say this is a homicide. | ||
| So this is this is this is like a medical examiner legit saying it. | ||
| Well, and this is the point. | ||
| It's not even about saying directly that, no, we know for a fact this is not a homicide. | ||
| All you have to do is establish reasonable doubt, as you've discussed. | ||
| So, people are looking at this like, oh, well, based on what we saw in the videos and based on other medical evidence, or whatever they want to tout, it appears as if he was killed. | ||
| Okay, but if you can establish a reasonable doubt that he was not intentionally murdering him, then he can't be charged with it. | ||
| But people are going to riot if that doesn't happen. | ||
| People are going to lose their minds. | ||
| At least not second degree, right? | ||
| Like third degree and manslaughter aren't intentional. | ||
| Third degree's out. | ||
| This is my opinion, I'm not a lawyer, okay? | ||
| Legal insurrection has been doing a really great job with their analysis because I watch the trial, I read the mainstream media, and then I read legal insurrection. | ||
| And the reason I say they're doing a good job is you read them, and I think it was Andrew Bronk, I believe his name is. | ||
| When you read him, he's like, here's what the prosecution did well, here's what the defense did really well. | ||
| The prosecution messed this up, this was good for the prosecution. | ||
| And I'm like, that seems like a fair analysis. | ||
| You turn to the mainstream media, and it's like the defense is a clown, rolling around, dancing, and not actually defending him. | ||
| It's crazy reading what the left and what the mainstream press is saying about this case, because I literally... | ||
| Today, I'm watching the trial live, and the medical examiner said, I would not rule this a homicide, it's undetermined. | ||
| I did not read that anywhere, I listened to the man say it, and I was like, wow! | ||
| A medical expert, an examiner, who's apparently written studies from Maryland, is here testifying as an expert, saying, based on these facts, and he didn't say George Floyd died from drugs or a heart attack, he said, He thinks that his heart stopped with these factors compounding it, can't determine whether it's undetermined. | ||
| And I'm like, that's a fair assessment, it's balanced. | ||
| You see that from legal insurrection, you don't see it from the mainstream media. | ||
| I'll tell you this though, there will be riots. | ||
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100%. | |
| Because my prediction is, first, it's possible that because of the ongoing Dante Wright riots, the jury is terrified, and they're gonna be like, I'm saying guilty, screw that, I didn't get my house burned down. | ||
| We saw the city council member in Brooklyn Center vote to fire the city manager and say publicly, I was scared of retaliation. | ||
| That lady should be fired, removed, impeached, whatever, and that guy should get his job back immediately because of a vote under duress. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But now what's going to happen is they're wrapping the defense testimony tomorrow. | ||
| The defense's case wraps tomorrow. | ||
| Friday is a day off. | ||
| This is the presumed schedule. | ||
| The weekend, the jury is chilling. | ||
| And then come Monday, they get sequestered for deliberations. | ||
| What's going to happen this weekend? | ||
| Mass riots. | ||
| Dante Wright, mass riots. | ||
| So now these jurors are going to be sitting there for the weekend, stewing, watching the city burn to the ground, and you think they're going to come and vote not guilty? | ||
| Now here's what I think might happen. | ||
| They'll come back and they'll say, in the charge of murder in the second degree, we find Derek Chauvin not guilty. | ||
| Stop the presses, the journalists around the door, and say, Chauvin found not guilty. | ||
| Then they'll say in the murder in the third degree, guilty, manslaughter guilty, assault guilty. | ||
| But as long as they get one headline that says, Derek Chauvin found not guilty in murder charge in death of George Floyd. | ||
| It's not the full context, but it's framing that will generate traffic for the news outlets. | ||
| You know they're going to take it. | ||
| And the activists are going to start screaming and crying, and they're going to go outside and they're going to burn the city to the ground. | ||
| No, it's despicable. | ||
| The way the media behaves is entirely irresponsible and it's hilarious because for years they were claiming that the President of the United States and conservatives were making them feel unsafe. | ||
| But then when the country is a powder keg, it seems as if they're doing everything they possibly can to rile up tensions even more so and set the whole thing ablaze. | ||
| That sounds about right, yeah. | ||
| That's pretty much it. | ||
| I'm thinking about Kamala Harris almost inciting the violence last year. | ||
| You mean when she was like, give me money to get these people out of jail and back on the street? | ||
| Yeah, literally bailing them out. | ||
| Can you imagine if Trump had bailed out a single person who rushed the Capitol or attacked the Capitol? | ||
| That's all we'd be hearing about. | ||
| I mean, we're still hearing about the Capitol. | ||
| We're still hearing about it. | ||
| It's still kind of all we're hearing about. | ||
| Yeah, and he didn't do that. | ||
| You know, we did this Google search the other day for riots. | ||
| This was like Monday, I think. | ||
| And Google shows you Capitol riots, Capitol riots, Capitol riots. | ||
| And you go on DuckDuckGo, and even Bing, and you get Minnesota. | ||
| The Bing one was the hilarious one. | ||
| Like, Bing is more reliable than Google. | ||
| Not like I'm a fan of Microsoft or anything like that. | ||
| But DuckDuckGo's pretty good. | ||
| It's remarkable to me that there are still people in media, even YouTubers, they put out videos the other day like, what is Trump doing? | ||
| I'm like, I don't know. | ||
| I don't care. | ||
| Is Trump like in Minnesota? | ||
| Planning a coup, Tim! | ||
| He's taking the country down. | ||
| Is manslaughter considered homicide? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Yeah, homicide just means that a person killed a person. | ||
| It doesn't mean it was murder. | ||
| It doesn't mean... So this is what happens, right? | ||
| They're like, the medical examiner has ruled George Floyd's death a homicide. | ||
| And then all the activists go, And they start screaming because they think homicide means intentional murder. | ||
| Then what happens is, you know, in these cases with cops, it'll be ruled a homicide because the cop... Let's say a cop shoots somebody in self-defense. | ||
| Cop's walking down the street, whistling a jaunty tune, and a guy jumps out and says, Ha ha! | ||
| Copper, I'm gonna kill you! | ||
| So the cop shoots him first. | ||
| Then, the medical examiner says the person died. | ||
| It was a homicide. | ||
| The activists say, The medical examiner said it was a murder! | ||
| Why isn't he going to prison? | ||
| Because they don't understand the difference. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I was like, you're right. | ||
| Well, no, this is actually a failed state because we have trials for these kinds of things. | ||
| Well, yeah, we all are big fans of the great philosopher Chelsea Handler. | ||
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That's right. | |
| Who in her glowing wisdom said, why are we even having a trial? | ||
| We've all seen the video. | ||
| Then we had The Nation, which is the left-wing publication, saying, in a reasonable society there wouldn't even be a trial. | ||
| That's what they say about reasonable societies. | ||
| Well, they said because he would take the plea and plead guilty. | ||
| And I'm like, that's not reasonable when, in this case, and it's not reasonable when anyone else does it. | ||
| I hate that idea of people just pleading out because they're scared. | ||
| There are a lot of innocent people who get locked up. | ||
| They just plead guilty. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| At this point, I'm starting to think this guy should just walk clean. | ||
| He did less than what could have been done by protocol. | ||
| He did something that he was trained to do. | ||
| George Floyd looked like he could have died just standing there. | ||
| He was saying, I can't breathe. | ||
| No, I'm just saying, look at the guy. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Look at the guy. | ||
| The guy did not take care of himself. | ||
| How old was he? | ||
| He was probably on his way to dying anyway. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Well, I'm just saying, like, you just look at all the factors. | ||
| You look at everything and you're like, you know what? | ||
| This guy's going to walk in a just society. | ||
| I'm not, I'm not, I'm not a fan of that argument because there's a lot of old people who don't deserve to die when Andrew. | ||
| I'm not saying he deserved to die, but I'm saying the guy committed a crime. | ||
| He went through the process. | ||
| The guy used less than forceful, all of the protocols that were available to him. | ||
| He, that guy showed restraint. | ||
| It's true. | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| Let me, I want to address that comment real quick. | ||
| What I mean is you said, you know, George Floyd seemed like he was probably on his way to die. | ||
| There are a lot of older people that were in nursing homes that were literally on their way to die and Cuomo still killed them. | ||
| So a hundred percent, a hundred percent, just because you're older infirm doesn't mean you deserve to die. | ||
| I don't know how that came out. | ||
| You said George Floyd was on his way to die anyway, and I'm like... Alright, but you know, when you talk about the drugs, the heart condition, the methamphetamine, which is also a vasoconstrictor, he takes a respiratory depressant, he's got 90% constriction in his blood vessels already, that dude was trying to kill himself! | ||
| He was killing himself already! | ||
| Or someone else who was getting behind the wheel of a car. | ||
| Yes, exactly. | ||
| High on fentanyl. | ||
| No, high on meth! | ||
| And meth. | ||
| I mean, the combination of the two, behind the wheel of the car, is... It's not about himself, it's about the reckless endangerment to himself and others. | ||
| And so the cops, they stopped him. | ||
| And there was even, the medical examiner today, they showed a picture of Floyd with the thing in his mouth. | ||
| When the cop pulls him over, you can see something on his tongue. | ||
| The judge even said it looked like a pill in September! | ||
| And so he asked, like, what does that look like? | ||
| Based on what we've heard already, it looks like he's swallowing pills. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And we know that the state doesn't actually want to get to the bottom of this, right? | ||
| Because if they really wanted to get to the bottom of this, they would be giving the drug dealer immunity to get the real details. | ||
| To get him on the stand, but they won't. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| The state could say, Maurice Lester Hall, the dealer... They could promise him immunity. | ||
| You will be immune from prosecution if you testify, and they won't do it. | ||
| Because as soon as this trial's over, they're gonna file charges against him. | ||
| Well, as they should, which is actually something that I've been thinking about in terms of the calculus. | ||
| It's like, We give this guy immunity. | ||
| He can still go out there and sell drugs. | ||
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Yep. | |
| George Floyd clearly was on drugs. | ||
| All of these things we've just talked about. | ||
| Maybe they don't want to burn their powder on that. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It's a it's a thought. | ||
| But like, given the social ramifications, the cultural, political ramifications of the verdict, this for the city, for the country, they really should be doing everything they can to get to the bottom of it. | ||
| But they're not. | ||
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You know what I saw that was... Here's the thing though. | |
| Even if they were able to come out and definitively prove that we know for a fact he OD'd, the officer in question is completely innocent, Chauvin didn't do anything wrong, I think there would still be riots. | ||
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Of course there's gonna be riots. | |
| Even if the facts were a thousand to zero, there's still gonna be riots. | ||
| If they took Derek Chauvin, After, a day after this happened and the riots were breaking out, and they marched him to the top of a pyramid and grabbed his arms and legs and put him over the shrine and took a giant axe, they would still riot. | ||
| They would say, we're gonna riot until the system changes. | ||
| They would find a reason. | ||
| Honestly, they might have rioted even more. | ||
| When you give a mob what they want, it doesn't exactly... That's what I'm thinking about. | ||
| Doing nothing right now is like a fire, a blaze that's burning through the fields, and you're not going to do anything. | ||
| You're just going to let it keep burning. | ||
| But parrying this guy is like pouring gasoline on the fire to try and put it out. | ||
| You constantly reignite the tensions in the story and exacerbate things. | ||
| Yeah, so there's other ways to put out a fire. | ||
| You know, you can burn the land around the fire, you can fix the system itself so it doesn't continue, but... If after this incident they said we will not be charging any of these officers, you'd have had the same riots, they would have ended, and there would be no more news this year. | ||
| By charging him, he is going to get acquitted on many of these charges because they're insane, and they're going to reignite the anger. | ||
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| I'll tell you something though, I want to mention this. | ||
| I don't know if the defense are masters playing 4D, even 5D chess. | ||
| Maybe they're just slipping on banana peels and then pulling off backflips. | ||
| That's the joke. | ||
| Instead of flipping and falling down, you go, whoop, land perfectly. | ||
| I meant to do that. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| So here's the defense, right? | ||
| The defense brings on this cop who pulled over Floyd in 2019. | ||
| And he's like, let's show the body camera footage from what happened. | ||
| And in this body camera footage, the cop is cussing at Floyd, kind of yelling, and I'm like, wow, this doesn't look good for this cop. | ||
| George Floyd is like, I'm trying, man, I don't understand. | ||
| And then you can hear one of the other cops yell, spit it out, spit it out. | ||
| He takes Floyd out of the vehicle, cusses him, and the body camera footage stops. | ||
| And I was like, what was the point of watching that? | ||
| Then the prosecution starts. | ||
| And he's like, no further questions. | ||
| The prosecution steps up and says, did George Floyd faint? | ||
| No. | ||
| Did he fall down? | ||
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| Did he need to go to the hospital? | ||
| No. | ||
| Was he okay? | ||
| And then they're like, George Floyd in this instance, you know, was panicking, saying, I can't breathe, but he didn't die. | ||
| He didn't, you know, he wasn't killed. | ||
| So clearly, you know, in the same circumstance, he was fine. | ||
| And that was the setup because the narrative now is that the prosecution basically stated George Floyd in the past has feigned medical emergency to no ill effect to him. | ||
| It looked like they were saying that they tried making the argument, see when he was sick before nothing bad happened. | ||
| And the defense was like, see before he pretended to be sick too. | ||
| And if nothing happened, why should a cop now reasonable believe he's being reasonable in his statements? | ||
| So it was actually a pretty interesting flip on the prosecution that they walked right into. | ||
| Watching the prosecution so far, I'm surprised that these left-wing outlets can even pretend they're doing well. | ||
| They had some good days. | ||
| Initially, at the beginning, when the judge allowed for a week of people to just testify about how horrible it was to watch, yeah, they were doing decently. | ||
| But so many of their witnesses have said things that you're like, that was a defense witness, right? | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| That's what I'm saying. | ||
| The prosecution had only, I think like one or two real good days. | ||
| And that was just in the last week on like Thursday and Friday where they got the experts to say, You know, Chauvin killed him. | ||
| He shouldn't have. | ||
| He shouldn't have used this force. | ||
| And then on cross from the defense, they were like, eh, and it wasn't really good for the defense. | ||
| And so some of the analysis is basically that Nelson seems to be tired. | ||
| There's like multiple prosecutors and only one, you know, or one or, you know, I think one defense attorney. | ||
| But for the most part, the state's witnesses have constantly said things where you're like, What? | ||
| introducing doubt on their own. The prosecution's wit. It's so | ||
| bad that you think that they just didn't even do prep. I've been involved in depositions in court cases, the lawyers | ||
| sit down with you for days. They ask you all the questions in | ||
| the order, they're going to ask you the questions, they | ||
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| lawyer cross examine you as if they were the the opposition | ||
| council. So either they're what arrogant, they didn't do the | ||
| prep. It must be it right. | ||
| They just didn't do the prep? | ||
| Or they don't want Chauvin to go to jail because... So the prosecution is... What's the word when you screw up on purpose? | ||
| Sabotaging their own fight? | ||
| The prosecution throwing the fight? | ||
| I don't know if they're throwing the fight. | ||
| I think they just don't have a case. | ||
| That would be noble. | ||
| I don't think they're throwing the fight. | ||
| I've mentioned it before, like what if they're actually just flubbing this, but the reality is they're doing the best they can. | ||
| There's no case. | ||
| Chauvin should not have been charged. | ||
| Not at all. | ||
| Manslaughter is the only reasonable charge in the death of George Floyd. | ||
| Only reasonable because it's an argument about whether or not his training went up, he was negligent in his use of force. | ||
| And he wasn't, so he should be acquitted even on manslaughter. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| This whole thing is a frickin' joke. | ||
| This is a scumbag doing scumbag things, who died doing scumbag things, under the control of a cop doing the cop things that he was trained to do. | ||
| Maybe, maybe, but you don't know. | ||
| I mean, he did have his knee on his neck. | ||
| No, I mean, I know his back, but it looked like he had both. | ||
| The testimony has shown that the knee wasn't consistently on the neck and moved back and forth. | ||
| Which means, this is where I guess the state was forced to change their argument because without consistent pressure on the neck, the argument of cutting off blood flow made no sense because Chauvin's knee moved several times. | ||
| So... Okay, well, here's how he killed him. | ||
| If the state can't tell me definitive... If the state came out and said, this man pulled a gun, on video, fired it, the bolt went in the guy, the guy died. | ||
| I'd be like, okay, that's their case, and I saw the evidence. | ||
| Now they're like, we think this is what killed him. | ||
| Was it that? | ||
| Well, actually, his knee moved. | ||
| So it wasn't that, but maybe it was this. | ||
| Bro, get your story straight. | ||
| Why don't you come back after you've figured out exactly what caused this guy to die? | ||
| Instead of giving me a 30-day trial where we argue about what actually killed the man. | ||
| If you don't know, how do you bring charges claiming someone did it? | ||
| That's what's crazy. | ||
| And again, they won't give immunity to Maurice Lester Hall because... | ||
| They're probably going to charge him. | ||
| He's the one who did it. | ||
| Right? | ||
| You know, one of the things that bothers me, yes, I think you are right, is that there's this desire to win in court. | ||
| It's the prosecution versus the defense and they both want to win. | ||
| What they should both be doing is getting to the bottom of the situation and trying to bring justice regardless of who was right and who was wrong. | ||
| If the prosecution finds out that the guy wasn't guilty, stop the case. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| You know, this is what really bothers me watching Law & Order. | ||
| You guys watch Law & Order? | ||
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| In the criminal justice system. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| The people are represented by two equal, but you know, whatever. | ||
| Different. | ||
| It's annoying when there have been some episodes where they actually, | ||
| where Jack, the prosecutor in the OG Law & Order, defies the DA and dropped the case. | ||
| And like, he purposefully threw a case against this woman, and she burned her building down, | ||
| killed her son, and she did it because she was like suicidal and desperate, | ||
| and her son was having a seizure and she thought he died. | ||
| And so he was ordered to get her on murder charges, and he decided to go for an extreme charge that wouldn't | ||
| fly, that the jury would not rule on. | ||
| And he defied her because he knew it wasn't justice. | ||
| But that's TV. | ||
| In reality, the prosecutor's like... | ||
| I'll say whatever I have to say to get my case. | ||
| We have politics in play and Chauvin should go to prison for the rest of his life even though any reasonable person is going to look at this and be like, maybe you need to reform the police department. | ||
| Maybe you should stop training people to do this. | ||
| Look, maybe he was overcharged. | ||
| I don't know the details. | ||
| Was the person who decided to charge him the same person who's prosecuting the case? | ||
| Not really that relevant, but there's multiple prosecutors. | ||
| Interesting question. | ||
| But like in a in a decent world without the cultural and political backdrop to this case, then what's happening is exactly what we want to have happen. | ||
| Somebody dies, cop was involved, we do an investigation, and at the end of the day, we're like, eh, cop was fine. | ||
| That's what we want in our world. | ||
| But the problem is, is the cultural and political backdrop is such that we know that justice, ha ha, isn't that funny that these people say they're after justice, if justice prevails, Well, goodbye Minneapolis. | ||
| Did you see the mayor of Brooklyn Center? | ||
| It's a city just outside of Minneapolis. | ||
| He came out and called the group Peaceful Protesters. | ||
| Thank you, Peaceful Protesters, while wearing a ballistic helmet. | ||
| I love that! | ||
| Mostly Peaceful Protesters, Tim. | ||
| He's wearing a ballistic helmet while saying, thank you, peaceful protesters. | ||
| He wore it to protect himself from all of the right-wing MAGA patriots who were there, who were throwing grenades and bottles and beer cans at him. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| It wasn't that he was—it wasn't wearing it because he was concerned about his—about violence. | ||
| He was concerned about the celebratory peace bricks that get thrown in celebration. | ||
| The peace bricks. | ||
| It's crazy how many businesses have just been blessed by having a peace brick thrown through their window. | ||
| Fires of peace destroying their buildings in celebration. | ||
| From the original George Floyd May Riots in DC, there were decorative bricks Yes, I remember those! | ||
| Whole giant piles of decorative, no, no, no, no, no. | ||
| Actual decorative rocks about yay big. | ||
| Decorative. | ||
| Well, yeah, because they were like, they were fancy, right? | ||
| They had like specks in them and they were different colors and they filled up all of the flower planters on the corner of 16th and H, which is right, Black Lives Matter Plaza, whatever. | ||
| And I just, I've been thinking about this so much lately. | ||
| There was just, just hordes of people just picking up these fucking, like half a brick size rock each, just chucking them through the windows of these big office buildings. | ||
| They're just shattering all the glass. | ||
| Peace rocks. | ||
| Were they there before? | ||
| Were they painted? | ||
| No, they were like, you could tell they were like expensive. | ||
| Like somebody paid to decorate these planters with them, but they turned out they were peace bricks. | ||
| All right, let's talk about Lady Chauvin, right? | ||
| So, the Chauvin trial's going on, you know, we got to talk about the political ramifications for the jury and these new riots and what's causing them. | ||
| We got the story from NBC News. | ||
| Ex-officer Kim Potter charged with second-degree manslaughter in Dante Wright case. | ||
| Potter, a 26-year-old, a 26-year Brooklyn Center, Minnesota police veteran, shot and killed Dante Wright during a traffic stop Sunday. | ||
| I think at this point we all know, for the most part, what the story is. | ||
| This guy Dante Wright had a felony warrant for aggravated robbery. | ||
| He was at a party. | ||
| Spent the night. | ||
| Woke up. | ||
| Approached a woman who had cash. | ||
| He flashed his gun at her and said, give me the money. | ||
| And he threatened her. | ||
| And she said no. | ||
| They fled. | ||
| She called the cops. | ||
| He got a warrant. | ||
| They pull him over for expired tags. | ||
| His plates were expired. | ||
| That's a legitimate stop. | ||
| They take him out. | ||
| They cuff him. | ||
| The cop is on the body camera saying, don't do it! | ||
| Don't run! | ||
| Don't run! | ||
| Stop! | ||
| And then he fights. | ||
| Jumps in the car. | ||
| Lady cop pulls out her gun and she yells taser taser taser. | ||
| They jump out of the way and she shoots him and then she goes Holy s I just shot him Now she's being charged These extremists have published her home information or address so the cops have built erected barricades around her house because they're expecting riots I guess the challenge here is, I mean, what do we even say about this happening again? | ||
| Look, police shootings will happen. | ||
| They will always happen. | ||
| Until we develop telekinesis gloves, that the police can just put their hand up and the person freezes. | ||
| There's going to be lethal force. | ||
| Until the social worker puts their hand up and the person freezes to death. | ||
| If only there was a licensed clinical social worker there. | ||
| Who could have just calmed everyone down. | ||
| And got that fella to just walk right into jail. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The social worker would have seen Dante. | ||
| And when they said, stop, don't run, Dante would have been like, wait a minute. | ||
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| Don't run. | ||
| I didn't think about it like that. | ||
| Or if they put his hand behind his back and they walk him to the squad car and it's all over. | ||
| Exactly, that's it. | ||
| Or if they really want to play with his head, they're like, don't stop, run! | ||
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And he's like, wait a minute. | |
| And he doesn't do it. | ||
| The cops employ reverse psychology. | ||
| That's what a degree gets you. | ||
| It's sad because... | ||
| It's sad, because obviously this is going to continue to happen, right? | ||
| Police officers have to use lethal force, just given the nature of their line of work, and sometimes it's not going to be justified, and sometimes it is going to be justified, but either way, it's going to be treated by the dominant media culture as if it's not justified, and these kinds of things are going to happen. | ||
| We're going to keep burning our country down. | ||
| I'm generally saying, like, I have no idea what the solution is. | ||
| I don't know where we go from here. | ||
| It's frightening. | ||
| You ever see those videos where they have, it's a big gun and it fires, it's a bunch of weights in a circle with a big net behind it and it spreads out and it catches all the pigeons. | ||
| I'm half kidding, but I'm wondering if the real solution is, I wouldn't even call it reform, but a change in police tactics and how you deal with a stop like this. | ||
| So what happened was they got him out of the car, but they were holding him right next to the driver's seat. | ||
| So when he ripped away and jumped into the driver's seat, they could have got him out and immediately pulled him back and pulled him far back. | ||
| I know it's easy to be like, I wasn't there, but here's what I would have done. | ||
| But I'm wondering if there's like, if we could look at how police behave. | ||
| You know, instinctively, and then come up with a simple training plan or procedure plan that can put a roadblock in a lot of these circumstances. | ||
| Like, face the guy backwards immediately, you know? | ||
| Or, like, make his left leg over his right leg, or something like that, that could just make it very difficult for them to get the jump on a cop in some way. | ||
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Cuff their feet. | |
| It's not easy, you know? | ||
| Yeah, cuff their feet right away! | ||
| There's a tendency for people to take advantage of things they see that they didn't realize. | ||
| It's like, don't leave your backpack in your backseat in plain view. | ||
| Because if someone walks by, they're way more likely to break into your car if they see something. | ||
| That is so misogynistic of you to say, dude. | ||
| She can wear whatever dress she wants, wherever she goes, at any time, boy. | ||
| That's a good point. | ||
| But don't tempt fate, I guess is the point. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Misogyny. | ||
| This is what's interesting about what Tim just said, too, though. | ||
| There are, what, four million police interactions per year, and the number of people killed by police officers, shot by police officers, is usually under a thousand, usually in the hundreds. | ||
| And so it's extremely rare. | ||
| And so my point is, even if they change their tactics to minimize the number of deaths, there are still going to be some deaths, and there are still going to be riots as a result. | ||
| It takes only one. | ||
| You know, if everybody just took a GD stats class. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, sorry. | ||
| With this, I shortened it up. | ||
| I thought it just totally neutered. | ||
| We know what you were saying. | ||
| I totally neutered. | ||
| I thought he crossed himself as I, as I semi blasphemed. | ||
| It was, I tried to use acronyms. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| If everybody would just take a gosh darn, which is what I meant in the first place, bro. | ||
| Class on statistics. | ||
| Well, then maybe we could put all this stuff in perspective. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Agreed. | ||
| I got a question about this. | ||
| When she yelled, Taser, Taser, Taser, was she ordering the other cop to fire their taser and she was just holding her gun waiting? | ||
| I don't think she said yet, and that's smart, but the department said they thought she was intending to use her taser, intending to use her taser, but then grabbed her gun instead. | ||
| That was stupid. | ||
| Because... Most people look at this, and I think a reasonable person sees this. | ||
| Here's a guy who's wanted on aggravated robbery. | ||
| He's been known to have a Ruger .45 in the past. | ||
| He resisted arrest, attempted to flee, and then jumped into his car, and they couldn't see what he was reaching for. | ||
| At that point, shooting him was justified. | ||
| I think so too. | ||
| You couldn't see him, he turned away, and he looked like he was reaching into the passenger seat or something. | ||
| And why? | ||
| I don't understand why, what do they think's gonna happen? | ||
| It's like, I'm gonna get away from this cop and then a week later I'll go to jail for ten more years! | ||
| Like, what do they think's gonna happen? | ||
| The same thing that leads them to commit these crimes is the same thing that leads them to do these dumb things in the presence of cops. | ||
| Poor impulse control. | ||
| Total stupidity. | ||
| Sheer lunacy. | ||
| Bad education. | ||
| No father. | ||
| No community. | ||
| All these systemic issues. | ||
| Well this guy had a dad. | ||
| He what? | ||
| This guy had a dad. | ||
| Well, he had a suck-ass dad, then, apparently, who didn't... Well, that's not... No, no, no, no, no. | ||
| I wasn't... That wasn't directed at you. | ||
| That wasn't directed at you. | ||
| I was just saying a prayer for the guy. | ||
| But we can say a prayer for him, but at the same time, like, I'm trying to acknowledge that this is a systemic issue. | ||
| Oh, no, I 100% agree with you. | ||
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| There's a huge system that breeds something like this, where somebody doesn't know that you don't carry a gun, you don't commit crimes, you don't commit aggravated assault, you don't try to flee from a cop, and you sure as heck Don't put your hand down on the floorboards when a cop has a gun drawn on you. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| No, but nobody understands this. | ||
| That's crazy to me. | ||
| It's because people make this out about systemic racism, but these are all things that I, as a very white person, would never dream of getting away with doing in front of a police officer. | ||
| It's insane. | ||
| We talked about this before. | ||
| Why is it that if it's about systemic racism, I am taught as a white person who's apparently in this white dominance culture and I can get away with anything, Every time the cop comes to my car when I get pulled over going a hundred into forty five Ten and two. | ||
| Yep license and registration in one hand. | ||
| Yes, sir. | ||
| No, sir. | ||
| Even if he's 19 years old in a punk Yes, sir. | ||
| No, sir. | ||
| No, excuse sir. | ||
| Yes, sir. | ||
| No, sir. | ||
| Yes, sir. | ||
| No, sir. | ||
| That makes that's I'm white supremacist Why exactly why? | ||
| So I don't know about you guys, we talked about this before, but I got the talk when I was younger. | ||
| You know the talk? | ||
| So they're about learning karate and learning martial arts. | ||
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The trick to running fast is you put your arms behind your back. | |
| When I was little, my dad said, When you encounter police, here's what you have to do. | ||
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| Here's how you respond, you know, when they're at the door, here's when you get pulled over, here's what you gotta do. | ||
| Turn the dome light on, turn the radio off, stop the car, take your keys out, put them on the dash, take your wallet, your phone, whatever you got, put it on the dash, your insurance on the dash, hands 10 and 2, and have the window rolled down so when they walk up and they say, license and insurance, you go, it's right here officer, and you take it right in front of Plainview and you open it up, instead of reaching in the glove box or reaching, I was told to do that. | ||
| I don't understand when I see these commercials. | ||
| There's a commercial they did where it's like a black father talking to his kid and it's like, it's time for the talk, what you need to understand about police in this country. | ||
| And I was like, I don't understand why they don't try to represent just poor people in general, because I've been through that. | ||
| You were just saying the exact same thing. | ||
| You were told the exact same thing. | ||
| That's how you behave with the police. | ||
| I'm wondering if you guys were ever told that when you were little. | ||
| Here's how to behave around cops. | ||
| Ian's not. | ||
| I'll let you know. | ||
| I was told like, do that. | ||
| And I was like, okay, I didn't know why. | ||
| And then someone later told me because the cop is terrified. | ||
| They don't know if you have a gun. | ||
| So they're assuming you have a weapon at all times. | ||
| If you make jerky movements, they're going to think you're going for a weapon. | ||
| Then it sunk in. | ||
| I was like, that's why. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So why is it that I'm told that? | ||
| Why is it that you're told that and then you were told that? | ||
| Dude, so all of my uncles are police officers. | ||
| Or not all of them, but three of them. | ||
| Of course they are! | ||
| So of course three of my dad's brothers became cops. | ||
| Three of my dad's nine brothers. | ||
| His 100 siblings. | ||
| My parents told me when I was a kid, you have to be very careful when you're interacting with the police. | ||
| And they also said this, they're like, yeah, your uncles are good cops, but there are crooked cops out there. | ||
| They told me as a kid, don't talk to the police. | ||
| Don't even talk to them. | ||
| When they ask you questions, keep your mouth shut, call us. | ||
| Or did they say, tell him your uncle's a cop? | ||
| Tell your uncle's a cop. | ||
| Sometimes, I knew to do that on my own. | ||
| I had those street smarts. | ||
| I was like, hey, you know any of the Coglins out there or police officers? | ||
| He's like, oh yeah, I used to work with that guy there. | ||
| There are a lot of tricks that people do when they have family in the police department or the fire department. | ||
| I wouldn't know about that, Tim. | ||
| So it's simple things like- So what you're saying is, there are a lot of tricks people do if they're Irish. | ||
| Fire department, police department, it's all- One of the tricks was just, I'll just say this, if I was to get pulled over, What's going on? | ||
| Sorry, I'm trying to rush to the fire department to meet my dad for dinner. | ||
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| Professional courtesy for the firefighters who are helping us out. | ||
| Things like that, but no joke, the police have the stickers, the firefighters have the stickers, and I'll simplify the story, but I've had instances with police who have pulled me over, and then when they see the firefighter emblem, they're like, who's the firefighter? | ||
| It's my dad, and they're like, have a good day. | ||
| Yeah, me too. | ||
| Don't do it again. | ||
| Sticker on the back, my dad was a fireman. | ||
| Wait, both of your dads were firemen? | ||
| My sister was a fireman. | ||
| Well, guess what? | ||
| My brother's a paramedic for the fire department. | ||
| A fireperson. | ||
| Yes, yes. | ||
| I'm not sure. | ||
| She definitely has her pronouns in her emails now. | ||
| Fireperson. | ||
| That's her job, her corporate job. | ||
| Fireperson. | ||
| Firemixin. | ||
| Firemixin, dude. | ||
| Cops, firefighters, and don't forget animators, postal workers as well. | ||
| Do they get letter carriers? | ||
| We definitely had a bunch of letter carriers in our family. | ||
| But if you get pulled over and you tell the cop you're a post office worker, do they let you go? | ||
| No, I don't think that works the same way. | ||
| I think the issue is if you're like EMS, paramedic, fire department, cop, it's because they all work together. | ||
| First responders. | ||
| Yeah, first responders. | ||
| I don't think it's necessarily about like professional courtesy. | ||
| In the sense where it's like, Oh, you work for the fire department, then it's more like, I'm going to see this guy later on. | ||
| And we have to have a calm working relationship. | ||
| If somebody is a family member of a firefighter, you know, and they come, they complain about me or my badge number. | ||
| Then one day I see the guy and there's pool. | ||
| It's like, Oh, geez, I pulled this guy's kid over. | ||
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Right. | |
| But I have gotten pulled over. | ||
| I don't carry, I don't put the stickers on the back of my window. | ||
| I have fire firefighters. | ||
| I have police chiefs. | ||
| In fact, in the family, I've got cops. | ||
| We've got the whole thing. | ||
| And every single time. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Yes, sir. | ||
| No, sir. | ||
| Yes, sir. | ||
| No, sir. | ||
| Because telling the cop that you're in the family comes after they're comfortable and they see your hands in plain view. | ||
| We had a joke because it was so obvious what you're talking about, to me anyway, once you think about it, that we'd be like, they'd be like, licensed registration, sir. | ||
| We'd be like, Yeah, it's right here in my glove compartment! | ||
| That's a really bad idea. | ||
| Don't try that one. | ||
| It's a joke. | ||
| Never, ever, ever. | ||
| And the next day they go free climbing. | ||
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So there you go. | |
| So like, come on guys. | ||
| Stay perfectly still. | ||
| Assume from the police officer's perspective and assume that they think you have a weapon. | ||
| So now I think we are minimizing some instances in which there's actually been people with their hands up on their knees getting shot, shot through the doors and whatever. | ||
| But we're just talking specifically about auto stops and how you can handle yourself in an auto stop with law enforcement. | ||
| Yeah, and here's the thing, there are psychopaths in every profession, so of course you're going to have psychopathic cops, or even just people with other illnesses which are untreated, or who are just plain evil, who will conduct themselves in dangerous ways or even kill people. | ||
| But we still want to teach people how to behave when they're with, and a lot of it is just common sense, but you want to help people understand that we could minimize the number of deaths at the hands of police each year if folks just understood this. | ||
| Let's invert the politics. | ||
| Because we had another officer-involved shooting a few months ago that did not result in widespread rioting, and that was Ashley Babbitt. | ||
| So we got the story from CNN. | ||
| Who killed Ashley Babbitt? | ||
| We don't know. | ||
| Here's the story. | ||
| Prosecutors won't pursue charges in shooting death of Ashley Babbitt during Capitol riot. | ||
| Long story short, they said the officer didn't understand what was happening. | ||
| She defied repeated commands. | ||
| The officer was scared. | ||
| He fired. | ||
| He killed her. | ||
| Through a door. | ||
| Through a door. | ||
| He couldn't see her. | ||
| She wasn't holding anything. | ||
| He fired blindly into a crowd. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Justified, they said. | ||
| These are the same people on January 5th said, we don't need any reinforcements. | ||
| We don't need any extra cops. | ||
| We don't need any National Guard. | ||
| January 6th, January 5th. | ||
| We know how all this stuff is coming. | ||
| We don't need anybody. | ||
| Babbitt's the girl that climbed up in the Capitol building, right? | ||
| No, she was standing behind a door. | ||
| A door, yeah. | ||
| She was standing behind a door and a cop, the Capitol Police, shot right through the door and just killed a woman who was just standing there. | ||
| Okay, but this is the girl I'm thinking of. | ||
| The only person who was murdered. | ||
| It looked like she was climbing up and put her head in the window and they saw a head pop up and fired. | ||
| That's not a threat. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| Seeing someone's face isn't a threat. | ||
| I'm sitting here, you know, arguing that in many instances there could have been an alternative for the cop. | ||
| It's so sad that these young black men have lost their lives in these circumstances. | ||
| It's regrettable. | ||
| And then here you have a woman who quite literally just peeks her head through a window and takes a bolt to the neck. | ||
| There were cops behind her. | ||
| So if you watch the video, she goes down and immediately a SWAT team is right there within like 10 or 15 seconds. | ||
| What if that guy fired and hit one of those cops? | ||
| This, to me, is... They would be prosecuting him. | ||
| They'd be investigating him. | ||
| You know what it is? | ||
| It's very, very simple. | ||
| She's not human, dude. | ||
| That's why. | ||
| Listen. | ||
| These people messed with the seat of power. | ||
| The Trump supporters went to the Democrats' home. | ||
| Business home. | ||
| In these other places, it's on the streets, on a highway. | ||
| In Portland, it's outside a police association building. | ||
| Federal courthouse. | ||
| Yeah, the Democrats don't work there. | ||
| Well, it's still part of the seat of power for that locality in that region. | ||
| But it wasn't like they went to Pelosi's office. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So all this is symbolic, which means it means it doesn't have any resonance. | ||
| In fact, there's no equality under the law anymore. | ||
| There's none. | ||
| They're not even prosecuting or investigating. | ||
| The only person who was murdered was Ashley Babbitt. | ||
| All those other deaths have been ruled not homicides. | ||
| They're not even prosecuting anybody. | ||
| And they're not even prosecuting—they're holding people in solitary confinement. | ||
| 23 hours a day, people have been charged with trespassing. | ||
| And some people are being beaten by the guards. | ||
| There's been reports, like, one guy was brutally beaten and he's got, like, broken eye sockets. | ||
| Look, if you want to really get in on details on this, there's one Julie Kelly. | ||
| Check her out. | ||
| She has been following all this. | ||
| She's been tracking all the court cases. | ||
| We talked about having her come on my podcast. | ||
| Check her out. | ||
| Julie Kelly. | ||
| She's doing great work. | ||
| Hi, Julie, by the way. | ||
| So what is this guy's a federal cop? | ||
| So they're not he's not getting this. | ||
| He's kept Capitol Hill police. | ||
| I mean, I don't know why they're not invest. | ||
| I mean, the only reason I invest in because MAGA patriots are not human. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| It's super dark. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, but it's I mean you look at how the media you know, I'll put it this way though super dark | ||
| MetaNet? | ||
| I I am still kind of optimistic for a few reasons, right? | ||
| I talked about the media's collapse the rise of independent platforms like substack | ||
| One of the projects Ian spearheading now is I don't we should come up with a name for it. Yeah, MetaNet. I don't | ||
| know MetaNet Did you just come up with that? | ||
| No, we were talking about that on a call a couple days ago. | ||
| I was going to say, if you don't have that trademarked or the domain bar yet, it's an open source project free for everyone. | ||
| The goal is to create an open source program that can create a subscription platform for everybody that networks with other platforms so no one can be banned anymore yet your own website. | ||
| But this is going to decentralize the internet and strip away a lot of the power from the narrative machine. | ||
| I take a look at CNN. | ||
| When we Google search riot and we get all this mainstream news about the Capitol but nothing about Minnesota. | ||
| And then we got one super chat that figured it out for us. | ||
| You needed to search for peaceful protest. | ||
| Oh my gosh, that's brilliant. | ||
| Yes, of course. | ||
| We did. | ||
| So we searched Riot and got Capital and we searched peaceful protest and it was like Minnesota protest, peaceful protest, Mike Elliott. | ||
| And so I think about this. | ||
| Oh, that's interesting. | ||
| At what point do people stop watching CNN because they're not getting news anymore? | ||
| Let me put it this way. | ||
| I saw a popular YouTuber, I won't say their name, very progressive, And they posted about Donald Trump for their, like, main segment. | ||
| And I was like, dude, it's April 14th, and there's riots. | ||
| The Derek Chauvin trial is in full swing and coming to an end. | ||
| There is so much rich news to pump into the veins of an unsuspecting populace. | ||
| Instead, they're like, Donald Trump! | ||
| So I'm thinking this. | ||
| You know, a lot of people were asking the question, what will we do after Trump? | ||
| I remember news outlets were talking about it. | ||
| And I remember people asked me that. | ||
| They were like, well, I mean, you talk politics all day. | ||
| Like, what are you going to do when Trump's gone? | ||
| I'll be like, bro, last year I was talking about Sonic the Hedgehog. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I was talking about Sonic the Hedgehog and Birds of Prey and how the non-woke fun kids movie was way more entertaining. | ||
| I was like, I got everything to talk about because I care about news, not politics. | ||
| Now that Trump's out, we got so much to talk about. | ||
| Chauvin trial, riots, arrests. | ||
| Yet how are these news outlets like CNN and these progressive YouTubers still making segments about Trump? | ||
| At a certain point, they're going to be trapped in the past. | ||
| And I imagine regular people are gonna be watching and they're gonna be like, Hey, I heard about this thing that happened in Detroit. | ||
| And the guy's gonna be like, yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| But anyway, Donald Trump. | ||
| And they're gonna be like, dude, Trump's not president for months. | ||
| Why are you still talking about this? | ||
| They're going to chase Trump into irrelevancy. | ||
| And I'm all for it. | ||
| I'm optimistic. | ||
| How many of these progressive YouTubers actually just made their whole entire career out of Trump, right? | ||
| That's all they know. | ||
| That's all their clicks, all their views. | ||
| Everything comes from that. | ||
| They're not well-rounded people. | ||
| That's the grift, baby. Right. You know, I found the anti-Trump. | ||
| So like I came up out of this little niche in the Internet called the Manosphere, | ||
| but I was able to break out of that because not only was I capable of talking about those issues, | ||
| but I have like a well-rounded background of education, experience, knowledge, education. | ||
| I'm happy and easy to talk about all kinds of stuff. So I know. | ||
| You know what I value more than my Ferrari? | ||
| Knowledge. | ||
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Books. | |
| How you like them apples? | ||
| By the way, Julie Kelly, also from Chicago. | ||
| Yeah, I was gonna say, well, with a name like Julie Kelly, I assume her uncles are on the police department. | ||
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Orlin Park. | |
| Orlin Park. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Continue, continue. | ||
| So, no, it's like, they're just gonna be exposed for being one-note people. | ||
| One-note people. | ||
| One-note people. | ||
| And those people are gonna die. | ||
| All of you guys out there still making the same content that you made in 2014? | ||
| You gotta evolve. | ||
| How boring is that life? | ||
| Anyway, I feel bad for those people. | ||
| I feel bad for the people that are still talking about Trump, still talking about dating and mating, still talking about that one thing that got you attention over and over. | ||
| It's like being Bananarama and having to go play that one damn song all the time. | ||
| Look at CNN. | ||
| CNN's a great example. | ||
| Ratings are starting to improve for a lot of people. | ||
| We had this period after the inauguration where ratings started to go down because people are like, okay, I'm done, it's over. | ||
| Now interest is starting to come back in a variety of stories and a lot of people are reporting on like YouTube and podcasts, ratings are starting to come back, it's a good day, but CNN's ratings are still going down. | ||
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Oh no! | |
| Look at Reliable Sources, I love that name, Reliable Sources, okay? | ||
| They had this whole thing where throughout the Trump presidency they talked about the right-wing media ecosystem and it's fueling Trump. | ||
| And it worked as a media show because it was Trump's narrative networks. | ||
| These various outlets that were propping up Trump. | ||
| Now that Trump isn't president, it's just one guy saying like, I watched Fox News yesterday and Tucker pissed me off! | ||
| And I'm just like, I don't care. | ||
| I don't care what Tucker said that you don't like, because he's not the president. | ||
| He's not fueling a president. | ||
| Joe Biden is the president. | ||
| But when your whole grift is built upon ragging on right-wing media, once they lose relevance, he has nothing to pivot to. | ||
| What's he going to do? | ||
| The New York Times announced that the tech division was forming a union. | ||
| Oh, yeah, people are going to watch that, right? | ||
| But that really happened. | ||
| I mean, who cares, though? | ||
| Nobody cares. | ||
| So he's trying to milk desperately like, Tucker Carlson is the new Trump. | ||
| Remember when Brian Souther said that? | ||
| He said, Tucker Carlson sounds a lot like Trump, doesn't he? | ||
| You wish. | ||
| People are just like, they're begging for a new Trump. | ||
| We wish Trump was more like Tucker. | ||
| Fair enough. | ||
| Fair enough. | ||
| They don't have anything to offer. | ||
| I feel like I get more enjoyment reading some news articles and then talking to you guys about it than watching it on TV and being told about it. | ||
| But I think a lot of people don't have a friend that they can talk to about politics. | ||
| That's why we're here. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Thank you for being my friend, Jack. | ||
| I mean, my pleasure, sir. | ||
| My pleasure, absolutely. | ||
| The Illinois boys will always be a friend to you. | ||
| I lived in Chicago for three years. | ||
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What? | |
| Were you born there? | ||
| No, I wasn't. | ||
| Naperville doesn't count, buddy. | ||
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Hey, hold on! | |
| I was born, no, I was actually born in Chicago, so I have my, I have my citizenship. | ||
| Whenever, whenever, I'm talking to people and they're like... Are you from Naperville? | ||
| No, no, I'm not. | ||
| We're from the same neighborhood. | ||
| Yeah, so Tim and I, yeah, yeah. | ||
| We were probably there around the same time, I'd imagine. | ||
| Yeah, we left when I was pretty little, but we were right by, can I say? | ||
| Yeah, we were right by Midway. | ||
| And I'm a bit older than you, so I was definitely a little kid and you were still around. | ||
| God, I am grandpa up here. | ||
| Whenever I talked, and also, I don't know if I should say this, but there was a very prominent, very, very famous progressive who lived like two blocks away from me. | ||
| This is really crazy. | ||
| But whenever I ask people, like, where are you from? | ||
| They say Chicago. | ||
| I'll be like, oh, me too. | ||
| Where are you from? | ||
| They'll say Naperville. | ||
| For those that aren't familiar, it's like, what, 40 or 50 miles. | ||
| They're like, I'm from Iowa. | ||
| Yeah, it's like a 40 mile walk from Iowa. | ||
| That's hilarious. | ||
| Dude, once someone said that to me, I was like, oh, what part? | ||
| And they're like, Rockford. | ||
| So like three hours away? | ||
| No, it was like an hour or two, two hours. | ||
| But to be fair, so I actually grew up in the suburbs. | ||
| We left the city when I was pretty little, but not Naperville. | ||
| Not that far away. | ||
| I mean, I will never have to say I'm from Naperville. | ||
| It's a big place. | ||
| There's no question about it. | ||
| Yeah, and like, to be fair, what are you supposed to say? | ||
| I'm from Naperville, where's that? | ||
| It's almost Chicago. | ||
| No, it's also true. | ||
| Yeah, so I used to tell people the Philly area, because we were in the Jersey side, so it's not literally Philly. | ||
| I know, but the first time I went to do your show in Philly, right? | ||
| I'm driving up to Philly, I get a hotel in Philly, and then I like put in the address to go to your house. | ||
| I'm like, wait, is this New Jersey? | ||
| It's ten minutes from downtown. | ||
| Why did I get a hotel in Philly? | ||
| It was ten minutes from downtown, that's the thing. | ||
| It's literally, you're downtown, you cross the bridge, you're there. | ||
| What am I supposed to say to people? | ||
| I'm from Southern New Jersey, dude! | ||
| I'm not from there. | ||
| Our show is there. | ||
| So anyway, the media is garbage. | ||
| Which brings me to our next amazing story. | ||
| I would like to give all the people who are watching right now, silently in your home, start clapping for James O'Keefe. | ||
| Because this is maybe one of the biggest and best stories I think he's done. | ||
| Probably not true, I'm probably forgetting something more impactful. | ||
| But Project Veritas has gotten a CNN staffer on the record gloating about COVID deaths propping up their ratings. | ||
| And he says, the red phone rings, and it's Jeff Zucker, who I believe is the president, calling and saying, hey, get that death tracker on the TV because it's good for the ratings. | ||
| That's amazing. | ||
| That's horrible. | ||
| It's amazing, but is it really a shocker? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, hold on, hold on, hold on. | ||
| What's the shocking part? | ||
| The first expose that Veritas did the other day, where the guy's like, we hate Trump. | ||
| We want, we got him out of office. | ||
| We're propaganda. | ||
| I'm like, oh, surprise, surprise. | ||
| We know this, but still good job on Veritas getting this information. | ||
| But when the guys on camera being, here's what he said, quote, COVID gangbusters with ratings, right? | ||
| Which is why we constantly have the death toll on the side. | ||
| That made my jaw hit the floor. | ||
| I knew the bar was low for CNN, but come on. | ||
| He's on a date with a woman going like, gangbusters, man, COVID, all these people dying? | ||
| That's great. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| That to me was like... What's awesome is the context, if you think about it, right? | ||
| So this guy is on a date with a girl that swiped on him or somehow got connected with him. | ||
| Well, you know, we don't know how they met. | ||
| And they're on a date, and he's bragging to her. | ||
| He's bragging to her about how they're manipulating the country. | ||
| Can you imagine? | ||
| Please tell me this was the first date too. | ||
| You like take her out for a first date and you're like, guess what we're doing! | ||
| Hold on, hold on, hold on. | ||
| First of all, not the propaganda, okay? | ||
| Imagine it's the first date and he goes, when people die, it's great for me! | ||
| It's like, I make so much money! | ||
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| But you know, the sad part is, is he probably doesn't get a single extra penny based on on ratings and he's doing it because he's a corporate drone and he's selling out his country and all of his fellow countrymen so that some corporation and shareholders can get rich, which makes him double, triple loser. | ||
| Oh my goodness. | ||
| Imagine going on a date with a woman and thinking you're going to get laid by bragging about how dead people are good for your company. | ||
| I don't think that works. | ||
| For money. | ||
| For money. | ||
| That turns me on. | ||
| Your first tip that this is a spy should be that you work at CNN and she's going on a date with you. | ||
| Like why on earth would anyone in their right mind? | ||
| The whole time he's like, this girl's hot. | ||
| She's like, she's really into me. | ||
| Why is she talking to me? | ||
| I don't know, I'm just gonna go. | ||
| Maybe it's because I work for CNN. | ||
| She must think that that's amazing. | ||
| Is this woman's Twitter, uh, Tinder profile like, you know, people dying is exciting to me? | ||
| He feels comfortable. | ||
| She's like, please, I love being lied to. | ||
| He's like, perfect. | ||
| No, in the Tinder profile it says I like, like, Adderall addicted, alcoholic, balding, fat guys that work inside windowless rooms all day. | ||
| That's what I'm looking for. | ||
| To be fair, this guy doesn't look like that. | ||
| Oh, never mind then. | ||
| But working for CNN puts you on that level, I think is what he's saying. | ||
| Working at CNN takes you from like a 10 to a 3. | ||
| The reason why I take this seriously is because there's been other Veritas exposés where employees of CNN were actually like, we used to do news, this sucks, we're unhappy. | ||
| There was one guy, he's like sitting in a room, he's like an older middle-aged guy with a big old belly, and he's like, we used to actually go out and report stuff. | ||
| And when I saw that expose from Veritas, I was like, wait a minute. | ||
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| When was the last time you saw CNN do a live report on the ground at a major event? | ||
| And at that point, it was like deep in the Trump presidency. | ||
| I was like, it's been years. | ||
| Yeah, it's been years. | ||
| So this guy's sad about it. | ||
| This dude, imagine the time of his life. | ||
| Here's the best part though. | ||
| Jack, you mentioned it. | ||
| He's not getting a single extra penny for CNN doing well. | ||
| Imagine being like Randall from Recess, you know, like Miss Finster. | ||
| He's all happy and gloating like, human suffering makes my company succeed. | ||
| It's like, you're not benefiting from it. | ||
| He just likes watching people suffer because it benefits his tribe. | ||
| And imagine thinking it's going to get you laid. | ||
| I was thinking back, like, where in my brain and how did it get there that CNN had credibility? | ||
| And I was trying to reflect. | ||
| That was in there at some point? | ||
| Just now, I was reflecting on Tim's comments. | ||
| And yes, there was a moment in my pre-awakened state. | ||
| People are watching this, man. | ||
| You don't have to admit that. | ||
| Just stick around for the after show. | ||
| And so I was like, you know what it was? | ||
| It was Wolf Blitzer during the first Iraq war. | ||
| I feel like that, to me, anchored credibility in my mind for CNN. | ||
| But knowing what I know now, I look back and I just wonder how much of all that was complete nonsense and BS the whole time, too. | ||
| Yeah, a lot of that media, first Iraq war media was bull. | ||
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Nonsense. | |
| Based on what I've heard from people that actually served and fought over there. | ||
| Well, there was this series of papers that came out about these Afghanistan papers. | ||
| I've heard about them. | ||
| I'm not sure if you guys have heard about these, but yeah, I mean, we were lied to from the start. | ||
| Wait, wait, wait, hold on. | ||
| When was that? | ||
| Was that 2010? | ||
| This was not as far ago. | ||
| The Afghan papers were more recently. | ||
| Are you talking about, did that come from that Russian psychological operator? | ||
| That guy, um, the wiki... The wiki, wiki Russia. | ||
| Russia leaks. | ||
| The wiki leaks. | ||
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Yeah, no. | |
| Jules, uh... Yeah, Jules. | ||
| Oh, that Russian trader! | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah No, you're actually right. | ||
| Julian Assange is getting just dragged right now. | ||
| That's not right. | ||
| They gave him something worse than a death sentence, in my opinion. | ||
| Julian Assange. | ||
| He was exposing the establishment, the corrupt machine. | ||
| Look, the emails that got released through WikiLeaks shined a light on what the DNC was doing with these media organizations, the nefarious double standards and all that stuff. | ||
| And for everything that Julian Assange has done, They gave him something worse than a death sentence. | ||
| It's a character assassination and indeterminate imprisonment. | ||
| Isolation, solitary confinement. | ||
| With no timeline, no hope. | ||
| It's crazy, dude. | ||
| The military industrial complex is the empire from Star Wars. | ||
| And if you ever watch Star Wars and think, what side would I be on? | ||
| Would I be part of the empire? | ||
| If you don't support Julian Assange, then you're part of the empire. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Well, to be fair, we're all sitting in the Death Star being like, I hate the Death Star. | ||
| I dislike this Death Star. | ||
| It was so lame how the Death Star blew up, you know, Alderaan. | ||
| How do you dismantle it without blowing it up? | ||
| Imagine being in the Death Star doing a broadcast show where you're like, the decimation of Alderaan was wrong and protesting it and then like nothing changes. | ||
| Wait, wait, wait, wait. | ||
| Did you say we're sitting inside the Death Star right now? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| We're part of the Empire? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| I'm confused. | ||
| The United States government is staging these forever wars. | ||
| And then finally, we get this, like, Darth Vader accidentally loses an election somehow. | ||
| He screws up. | ||
| And then we get some crazy, like, you know, Jabba, a Hutt guy, who's this, you know, crazy. | ||
| Yeah, Trump the Hutt becomes the emperor somehow. | ||
| And I'm like, look, the Hutts are not good people, but this is better than Darth Vader. | ||
| Sidious is out. | ||
| What do we do? | ||
| And then the Empire takes it back. | ||
| And then Trump the Hutt was like, I want to do good deals. | ||
| I want to make lots of money. | ||
| Blowing up Alderaan isn't good for business. | ||
| Let's move. | ||
| Let's do peace on Tatooine. | ||
| Let's get our troops back. | ||
| And then the Imperials, the leadership, were like, no, no, we need to blow up these planets. | ||
| So, you know, then Darth Biden comes in. | ||
| Good old Darth Biden. | ||
| Get the lightsaber rusty, put it in a barrel. | ||
| Speaking of the industrial military complex and their lackeys in the media, it's interesting how CNN and some of these other outlets have characterized Biden extending the deadline for when we leave Afghanistan. | ||
| So Biden says that as a non-negotiable we're going to be out of Afghanistan by September 11th. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| And they're reporting it as if he just came in and decided we're gonna pull our troops out of Afghanistan. | ||
| No, Trump negotiated a deal with the Taliban where we were supposed to be out by May 1st, so Biden extended the deadline. | ||
| And they're reporting on it as if Biden just came in and pulled us out ahead of time. | ||
| And a lot of it is negative, too. | ||
| They're saying things like, well, Biden is doing this against the advice of foreign policy experts. | ||
| Of course we should stay there another 20 years. | ||
| Lindsey Graham, he's like, he's gonna make another 9-11. | ||
| OK, y'all, this is as bad as the 100 million vaccinations in 100 days story. | ||
| You know, where like Biden comes in, he's like, I'm we're going to change | ||
| everything we're doing around here. | ||
| We're going to do 100 million vaccines in 100 days, which was exactly what Trump said, Trump plan. | ||
| Yeah, but now they're just screwing it up. | ||
| Now it's like he's going to say we're going to do 50 million. | ||
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They're pushing. | |
| Well, that's the thing. | ||
| The Taliban said the Taliban. | ||
| So there has not been a single American troop killed in Afghanistan in a year at this point, but the Taliban have said if we are not out by that May 1st deadline that we negotiated, they will start attacking the United States and our NATO allies again. | ||
| Here's my prediction. | ||
| come like May 3rd or 4th, there's gonna be an attack on an American base and Biden's gonna be like | ||
| we have to stay, it's clear that they're not willing to allow peace, there's gonna be a series of news about | ||
| attacks that's exactly what I was thinking | ||
| deadline's gonna pass so the choreography is in place, the dancers are prepped, | ||
| the music is playing and the guys at Lockheed Martin are just going like this | ||
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Yes. | |
| Hold on. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Hold on. | ||
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Yes. | |
| Yes. | ||
| Had to do to fight the foreign policy establishment to get us to the point where we could have a deal negotiated | ||
| We're in the near future. We'd have all of our troops withdrawn is completely out the window and we're gonna stay | ||
| over there I think the CEO of lucky is a woman | ||
| Yes, Jack. Well, I just hold on that's pretty messed up So let me just say the women who run the military | ||
| industrial complex They jumped up onto their desks and started square dancing | ||
| together and doing a jig and they're all celebrating and clapping along | ||
| I would say they pulled up their skirts, but no they're James D. Tells oh, it's a guy Hal said | ||
| Information you never know these days He corrected you never | ||
| I want to say, like, I really hope we're wrong about this too, but I basically made the exact same prediction. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, Taliban promised they would attack if we're there past May 1st, as in two weeks from now, and we're saying we're going to stay there longer. | ||
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Really? | |
| You will? | ||
| You will? | ||
| Sweet, we're staying until September 11th? | ||
| You promise? | ||
| You promise? | ||
| Why did they say September 10th anyway? | ||
| They're obviously trying to make a statement. | ||
| Yeah, no, September 11th, yeah. | ||
| That's when he said, we're gonna be out there on the 20th, like, right after the 20th anniversary. | ||
| And then, right on cue, Lindsey Graham pops up, and he's like, Joe Biden's making a big mistake with this. | ||
| The Republicans have to rally together to keep the war going forever. | ||
| And then Joe Biden's gonna be like, you know, we gotta have compromise. | ||
| Come on, man, the Republicans, you know, we can't just take whatever we want. | ||
| I'm gonna compromise. | ||
| Okay, Lindsey, you're right. | ||
| We're not gonna pull out of Afghanistan. | ||
| Because we believe in negotiating. | ||
| Yeah, there was like three seconds when Lindsey Graham had credibility during the Kavanaugh trial. | ||
| And then that was just gone. | ||
| I love his quote was that the decision was dumber than dirt and devilishly dangerous, which is very nice. | ||
| Remember that cringy meme where he was like walking like a gangster and everyone was like, oh, I couldn't stand it. | ||
| You could see alcoholism in his eyes. | ||
| I was like, this guy's so lame and like the kids want a hero, you know? | ||
| Oh, I couldn't stand it. | ||
| I can't stand that guy. | ||
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What a piece of trash. | |
| The Republican Party got support because they were forced in the Trump direction. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| The American people rejected this. | ||
| No, when the Republican Party voted for Donald Trump, they were rejecting the foreign policy establishment. | ||
| Well, I mean, they were rejecting Hillary Clinton, right? | ||
| But when his movement had actual support from Americans who were going to his rallies and showing up for him, a lot of that was people who were conservative and who were sick of the foreign policy establishment running the show. | ||
| Yup. | ||
| He beat 17 of those A-holes. | ||
| It was a very clear statement. | ||
| Trump the hutt. | ||
| Yeah, I like that metaphor that he was like a hutt. | ||
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Cause he was like this gangster from outside the system. | |
| A trade dealing, you know, doing deals, business. | ||
| The huts are bad people. | ||
| Arguably. | ||
| And they're big, nasty, and fat and all that stuff. | ||
| But they weren't, they weren't like, they're not the Sith. | ||
| No, they're not force sensitive. | ||
| They were people who were dancing around and enjoying their time along with them, and a lot of people were willing to do business with them. | ||
| And think about how even Luke Skywalker approached Jabba, he was like, I'll give you a chance. | ||
| So even the approach to the Hutts, or to Jabba specifically, was like, Maybe we'll make a deal. | ||
| With, like, the Sith. | ||
| It's like, you know, Obi-Wan draws the lightsaber immediately. | ||
| He's like, I'm gonna kill Anakin now that he says he's a Sith. | ||
| A guy I've known my whole life who's like, my brother must die the moment he says he's a Sith. | ||
| It's very, very different. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| Now that we're doing Star Wars memes. | ||
| We should just ask Leia what she thought of her time with the Hutts. | ||
| How long was she there chained up? | ||
| Do we know? | ||
| That's a good question. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Months? | ||
| Years? | ||
| No, no, no, because she goes there in the beginning of the movie and then gets caught. | ||
| She's in the disguise, remember? | ||
| That's right. | ||
| Yeah, and then he captures her and she's only there for a little bit. | ||
| I think between when Han got frozen in carbonite and Luke goes to Jabba that there was like a year or more had passed. | ||
| So who's Luke in this analogy? | ||
| I don't even know. | ||
| It's you, dude. | ||
| Definitely not. | ||
| No, you're Obi-Wan. | ||
| Look at the hair. | ||
| No, it's gotta be like the son of a prominent Democrat who goes rogue and then like... Tulsi Gabbard, man. | ||
| No, I'm Han Solo. | ||
| Like, duh. | ||
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I love it. | |
| Alright, alright, alright. | ||
| Should we talk about California? | ||
| She goes, I love you, and he goes... I know. | ||
| That was improvised, I heard. | ||
| That was an improvised line, that's right. | ||
| Was it? | ||
| Well, that's baller. | ||
| That is real life right there. | ||
| This is Harrison Ford? | ||
| He stole my line. | ||
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Harrison Ford. | |
| Apparently he was supposed to say something like, I love you too, but Harrison Ford was like, Han wouldn't say that. | ||
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No. | |
| So he's like, I know. | ||
| That was good. | ||
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That was good. | |
| That was classic. | ||
| There's some Game 101 for you, Timmy. | ||
| We gotta talk about California, guys. | ||
| We gotta talk about California, okay? | ||
| Okay. | ||
| California over there? | ||
| So, in the conversation about being a chimpanzee full of snakes, you know, there's an interesting idea that emerges about... How many snakes? | ||
| We have this story. | ||
| 50 snakes in the chimpanzee in 12 leave. | ||
| How many snakes are left in the story? | ||
| Fox News reports, California promotes dismantling racism in mathematics, guidance in draft for statewide framework. | ||
| The concept, quote, the concept of mathematics being purely objective is unequivocally false, document states. | ||
| Which you point out is funny because that itself is an unequivocal statement. | ||
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Yes, it is. | |
| So she says the concept of mathematics being purely objective is unequivocally false and teaching it is even less so. | ||
| It goes on to say, or the document goes on to say, Upholding the idea that there are always right and always wrong answers perpetuate objectivity as well as fear of open conflict. | ||
| Previous statement. | ||
| unequivocally false following statement. | ||
| We can't say there's objective truth. | ||
| That's ridiculous. | ||
| Are they going to put this to a vote? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| So they're going to count up the numbers and they're going to be like, this unequivocally says that we're in favor of this? | ||
| Well, hold on. | ||
| Math is not objective. | ||
| These ideas have been around for a long time, and I think people just don't realize it. | ||
| 2 plus 2 plus equals 3. | ||
| Well, yeah. | ||
| Just being bad at math is a normal thing. | ||
| It happens to a lot of people. | ||
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No, no. | |
| The purposeful deconstruction of math. | ||
| When I was younger, I had friends who were going to these schools where they were learning this trash. | ||
| I remember arguing with a friend of mine when we were having an argument or discussion and I said something like, nothing's absolute except math, I guess. | ||
| And then my friend was like, that's not true. | ||
| Math isn't absolute. | ||
| And I was like, well, okay. | ||
| As far as we can tell, math is our understanding of the universe and for the most part, we believe it to be absolute in many ways. | ||
| There are probably variables, but I guess. | ||
| And then she's like, no. | ||
| How do you know two plus two is four? | ||
| And I was like, because if I take two pens and then two more pens, there will be four pens. | ||
| And I got into an argument about semantics, deconstruction. | ||
| This is when I was like 16. | ||
| So these ideas have been around for a long time, and they've been getting worse, especially with colleges. | ||
| They're literally telling people, it's on Twitter, 2 plus 2 equals 5. | ||
| It's insane. | ||
| Well, here's the thing. | ||
| The system of mathematics which tells us that 2 plus 2 is 4 is what allows for the science to be done to build this kind of thing, and the camera I'm looking at, and the microphone I'm talking into, and which is what allows for the people watching at home to have access to this conversation. | ||
| There is an empirical basis for what we are talking about here with the rules and laws of mathematics. | ||
| The alternate... I mean, first of all, there is no proposed altered system or alternate system. | ||
| They just want to deconstruct what we have now. | ||
| It's completely ridiculous. | ||
| They have nothing. | ||
| They're holding an empty sack. | ||
| The whole point is, I can point out that you're incorrect. | ||
| But again, when they say things like, nothing is objectively true, including mathematics, they're making an objective statement. | ||
| They're doing it so that dumb people will be sitting down and you'll say something like, in order to build a bridge, we need, you know, this math. | ||
| And they'll go, you're dumb. | ||
| That's not even true. | ||
| Math isn't even real. | ||
| And then the bridge collapses. | ||
| Wasn't there a story about like a bunch of feminists who built a bridge and it collapsed or something? | ||
| Well, no, I mean, I don't know. | ||
| It was, it was like a, it was like a girl's school or like all girls architecture engineering team or something. | ||
| I think it did happen. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| All I know is that when it's time to get paid, And someone is like, yo, I work two hours this day. | ||
| I work two hours that day. | ||
| That's four hours, bro. | ||
| And if your employer was like, no, it's just three. | ||
| Let's talk. | ||
| It depends on how. | ||
| So this is the thing. | ||
| Logic is real. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| But math is calculated in base 10 in our culture for the most part. | ||
| So 2 plus 2 does equal 4. | ||
| But if you're on a base 3, 2 plus 2 equals 1. | ||
| What culture is on a base 3? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Computers, for instance, use binary. | ||
| What if they're on base orange? | ||
| Where their math is based on different kinds of fruit? | ||
| What if they're on base gender and math is not numbers but genders? | ||
| Do they really think in second grade they're like, by the way, base three? | ||
| We're now in base three, guys! | ||
| Your argument is predicated upon someone else having different parameters that could exist in any place based on linguistics. | ||
| Math is a language. | ||
| It's a way to describe concepts. | ||
| And the different bases you use is a different language. | ||
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Right. | |
| And Ian, you're wrong. | ||
| What? | ||
| Math. | ||
| Math is not a language. | ||
| We have an English version of math. | ||
| What if I said un, deux, trois? | ||
| Those are different words, a different language. | ||
| But you're still in base 10. | ||
| But I'm describing mathematical concepts using different words. | ||
| I can say flork, glop, blebo, and they could represent one, two, three. | ||
| They're just words to represent mathematical concepts. | ||
| But base 10 and base two are different languages to describe the same concept. | ||
| So, computers understand 1 plus 1 equals 1-0. | ||
| Because they work in binary, there are no 2s in computer language. | ||
| Well, we all know that 1-0 represents 2 in computer language, so it's operating... 1-0 represents the concept that 2 represents in a higher base. | ||
| Actually, this is a really great representation of constructivism versus objective reality. | ||
| We're arguing that most people operating in good faith understand what you mean when you say 2 plus 2 is 4. | ||
| Your argument, Ian, is constructivist, where you're like, well, I can change the definition without telling you to subvert the argument. | ||
| I can use a different language to give you a different answer. | ||
| Change the assumption. | ||
| And the point I was making earlier, which is basically the point Jack made when he's bringing up your paycheck, is it's really easy to over-abstract these things and go, well, usually when I see math just on a paper and I'm told that these rules exist, but I can't actually be certain. | ||
| But when you look at what following these rules produces in the real world, it becomes very clear that math is an objective reality. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Well, when people say, like, how are we going to communicate with alien species? | ||
| There's like two different ways. | ||
| Math and music. | ||
| No bullets. | ||
| They come to my planet, they're catching nine men. | ||
| But it's important to put this in greater context, right? | ||
| The same people that are saying that two plus two is five are the same people that are saying that objective reality is white supremacy, that data is white supremacy, that being on time is white supremacy. | ||
| that being self-reliant is white supremacy, that everything in America is white supremacy, | ||
| and the United Nations just today, our rep to the United Nations said that our constitution | ||
| is steeped in white supremacy. Murp. By the way- Bro, when they say math is white supremacy, that's like | ||
| they're going for- They're going to the root. | ||
| It's like, one thing to be like, your culture is white supremacy and you have an argument about it. | ||
| It's another thing to be like, math itself! | ||
| Objective reality is racist! | ||
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Why not? | |
| Yes. | ||
| I think the concept of zero was invented or discovered in like, I don't know, 200 B.C. | ||
| or something by some Arab guy. | ||
| It was an amazing discovery. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I always was taught it was the Mayans. | ||
| It was an incredible discovery. | ||
| The Mayans discovered it, but they were not the first. | ||
| We found that they had also discovered it, which was very... The discovery of zero. | ||
| On their own, with no influence. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| The discovery of so hold on hold on found exactly if they're discovering zero in two different locations | ||
| Totally isolated by time and space huh without any communication | ||
| Well, which isn't that crazy or also maybe it's universal all these cultures independent of one another have an | ||
| understanding of there being two sexes | ||
| So I Think the one point I want to make is that two plus two | ||
| equals one one in base three But it doesn't equal 11 the one one you might read that as | ||
| 11, but it's not 11 It's a different language in base orange two plus two | ||
| equals an anna base one two three four five six seven eight nine | ||
| And I created my own system called... Ian, what you're missing is the analog. | ||
| You can translate that mathematically. | ||
| So, right, with binary, like, 101 is 5. | ||
| But that translates to something. | ||
| 1 is 1, but then 10 is 2, 11 is 3... And it's not 101, it's 101. | ||
| Ian, how many shotgun shells are sitting in front of me right now? | ||
| One zero. | ||
| In binary. | ||
| And what does that represent? | ||
| Well, two in base two or higher, so it's the exact same thing no matter what you call it. | ||
| I'm gonna call it Floor Bow. | ||
| I use the word two because that's the language I'm comfortable with. | ||
| I'm not a computer. | ||
| A computer wouldn't be able to tell you that that's two. | ||
| One, zero, and two are the same. | ||
| But a binary machine wouldn't be able to tell you that that's two. | ||
| What you need to understand, Ian, is that you're talking about the exact same thing and using different words to describe it. | ||
| No, the way you're feeling... Hold on. | ||
| My turn! | ||
| Alright, I'm sorry, Jack! | ||
| We have to pass around an old style for the Illinois boys, and whoever has it gets to talk. | ||
| Uh, what you're doing is translating half of it without translating the answer. | ||
| And that's disingenuous. | ||
| If you're going to start talking in a different base, then to do it all on that base and then completely translate it back to base 10, then we'll see they're precisely the same. | ||
| What you did in your example, sir, is that you translated the first two parts of the equation, but didn't translate the answer. | ||
| And you left it looking in the same thing. | ||
| Hold on, are we giving you a base 5 or higher? | ||
| Let's simplify this. | ||
| Ian, what is this thing right here in front of me? | ||
| Hold on, what is this thing in front of me? | ||
| It's a 45 APC. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| You're wrong. | ||
| It's a distance. | ||
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You're wrong. | |
| I can't see it from the distance. | ||
| You're wrong. | ||
| It's a cartridge. | ||
| It's copper. | ||
| You're wrong. | ||
| It's a cartridge. | ||
| It's all of the above. | ||
| Well, you're wrong. | ||
| Because Ian seems to think that this object is a bullet. | ||
| It's actually a cartridge. | ||
| It's the same thing. | ||
| It's a different word to describe the same thing. | ||
| A synonym. | ||
| 2 plus 2 does equal 4. | ||
| Saying 2 plus 2 equals 5 makes no sense. | ||
| No, that is wrong. | ||
| 2 plus 2 does not equal 5 at any base. | ||
| Exactly, that's the point. | ||
| No, the argument they have is that if you have 2.4, you round down to 2. | ||
| But that's not 2. | ||
| Oh, well that's really dumb. | ||
| The argument they make is 2.4 plus 2.4 is 4, plus 8. | ||
| 2.4, if you round, is 2. | ||
| So you'd get 4, but if you add them together, then you'd round up and get 5. | ||
| That's like common core. | ||
| What they're doing is they're changing the parameters that no one asked for to create their own answers. | ||
| The point of which is to deconstruct your worldview and trick you into being their servant. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Then that, I think maybe there's insidiousness to what these people are talking about, but I also do believe getting lost in base 10 and thinking that the world exists in base 10 is dangerous. | ||
| I'm so hardcore fine with bass. | ||
| Bass 10 is what I'm all about. | ||
| They call me Bass 10 Coghlan, man. | ||
| That's my nickname. | ||
| Look, just because you look at the sky and like say it in different languages doesn't mean you're not all looking at the sky. | ||
| It doesn't mean that the sky is different. | ||
| You're just speaking different language and that's all the different bases are. | ||
| Don't let anyone get confused. | ||
| Just a different language to describe the very same reality. | ||
| 2 plus 2 equals 5 in a language where 5 means 4 and 4 means 5. | ||
| How about that? | ||
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Boom. | |
| Done-zo. | ||
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1, 2, 3, 5, 4, 6, 7, 8. | |
| I can't get down with 2 plus 2 equals 5. | ||
| It sounds so silly. | ||
| Saying 2.4 is not 2. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| I think fundamentally we agree. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And math is racist. | ||
| It's just that it's racist. | ||
| And we need to stop teaching it in our school. | ||
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Hold on. | |
| Math exists. | ||
| And it's racist. | ||
| There is objective math. | ||
| But it is racist. | ||
| OK, yeah. | ||
| I mean, look, there's the accelerationist in me that says, go ahead. | ||
| No. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Go ahead. | ||
| Jack, don't. | ||
| Go ahead. | ||
| Let them teach them that. | ||
| See what happens. | ||
| And there will be, there will be. | ||
| So this is the way feminism is going to end. | ||
| Is when a younger generation looks up at the older generation and says, I want nothing to do with that life. | ||
| I don't want to be crazy at Margaret. | ||
| I don't want to be 55 with cats and no kids wishing I had a husband and a family and lamenting the fact that I decided to really pursue that HR job where I got up to second senior assistant vice president. | ||
| The same thing could happen in these circumstances. | ||
| Unfortunately, it's sad that these kids are pawns. | ||
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Exactly. | |
| These kids, these kids will grow up not knowing math. | ||
| Not being employed, and then the kids behind him will be like, yo, teach me the math! | ||
| Now hold on, hold on. | ||
| I know that it's silly to talk about how math is racist, but let's talk about something that is objective. | ||
| A lot of people might be going like, I don't understand their argument in the first place. | ||
| Let's, I want to give some, okay, hold on, let me slow down. | ||
| You tell someone math is racist, that's what they genuinely believe, and a lot of people are going to be like, huh? | ||
| But let me show you something. | ||
| This next story we have, it's a culture story, that should be able to be shown to any regular person to convince them this critical race theory is racist and insane. | ||
| My friends, I give you one of the funniest stories I've seen in a long time. | ||
| From the rap, Idris Elba's Luther was, quote, not black enough to be real, BBC's chief diversity officer says. | ||
| The UK cop doesn't have any black friends. | ||
| He doesn't eat any Caribbean food. | ||
| Miranda Whelan says during an industry conference, wow! | ||
| That's the most racist thing. | ||
| The BBC's chief diversity officer said Idris Elba doesn't eat enough Caribbean food to be actually black. | ||
| Now you want to tell me what's racist? | ||
| That, yeah. | ||
| Idris Elba's great. | ||
| Have you guys seen The Dark Tower? | ||
| No, but I read it. | ||
| I thought it was great. | ||
| It's incredible. | ||
| I mean, dude, I saw The Wire. | ||
| That's all I need to know about Idris Elba. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| He's the star. | ||
| Sorry, Seamus. | ||
| Seamus. | ||
| I apologize, sir. | ||
| I'm offending my friend Seamus over here. | ||
| Idris Elba is amazing on The Wire. | ||
| Well, I got to tell you, according to the BBC, he isn't black enough to play Luther. | ||
| Here's what they say. | ||
| Quote. | ||
| When Luther first came out, everybody loved the fact that Idris Elba was in there. | ||
| A really strong black character lead. | ||
| Miranda Whelan said on Monday, during a conversation on BBC's diversity and inclusion strategy at the digital MIPTV conference. | ||
| We all fell in love with him. | ||
| Who didn't, right? | ||
| But after you got into about the second series, you got kind of like, okay, he doesn't have any black friends, he doesn't eat any Caribbean food, this doesn't feel authentic. | ||
| This is the most amazing thing in the world. | ||
| Like, There was this meme that said sexism is when a man says to the woman, go do the dishes. | ||
| Equality is when the man and the woman both say, either one of us could do the dishes. | ||
| And gender ideology is whoever does the dishes is a woman. | ||
| But it's true. It's true. Now you look at this. Their definition of what makes him authentically black is that he's | ||
| a stereotype. | ||
| Idris Elba's awesome. He's Heimdall in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. He did a great job. I thought it was fun. He's in | ||
| the Dark Tower. He's in a bunch of movies. He's red. | ||
| Why is he not authentically black? | ||
| He's literally a black dude. | ||
| This is the chief diversity officer believing that what defines someone's race is the food they eat and their stereotypes? | ||
| If Joe Biden was describing him, he would call him clean and articulate and bright. | ||
| Like he did to Obama. | ||
| Like he did to Obama. | ||
| Well spoken. | ||
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Yes. | |
| But no, but think about- Well, not nowadays. | ||
| He's clean and- Can I rub your legs? | ||
| Got hairy legs, yeah. | ||
| But think about Idris Elba. | ||
| Is he supposed to be eating jerk chicken? | ||
| No joke, like Caribbean food? | ||
| Like, what does she expect of him to be authentic? | ||
| I quit eating cabbages and potatoes, boys. | ||
| Am I still in the club? | ||
| What about the corned beef, alright? | ||
| Oh, well, I'll eat the corned beef. | ||
| I haven't had bulgogi in a long time, so I think I'm in trouble. | ||
| It's Korean beef. | ||
| When you said that, I was like, bro, I don't remember. | ||
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You certainly don't. | |
| Yeah, but you know what? | ||
| I had some Irish food growing up too. | ||
| I'm sorry to hear it. | ||
| You guys aren't allowed to because that would be racist. | ||
| It's racist to partake in other cultures apparently. | ||
| And everyone is defined by the stereotypes they engage in. | ||
| So I guess for me that means I have to be drunk because I'm part Irish. | ||
| I have to use chopsticks and eat bulgogi. | ||
| And what other stereotypes? | ||
| Am I forced? | ||
| And to be a policeman. | ||
| And but be a cop on the roof with a gun. | ||
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Yes! | |
| Oh my gosh. | ||
| That's what defines me. | ||
| Well, the third one you got on lock, dude. | ||
| Almost! | ||
| I can get on the roof right over there. | ||
| Apparently Idris Elba responded to Waylon's claim that he doesn't have any black friends, so therefore isn't black enough by saying on Instagram, we must not pull ourselves backwards, only push ourselves forward. | ||
| Bravo. | ||
| That's so stupid. | ||
| He's not black because he didn't have black. | ||
| That is like the most extreme version of you are the five people you hang out the most with. | ||
| Like, your race is not a product Of who you're around. | ||
| Well, hold on. | ||
| We all are part Irish, and we're all friends with each other. | ||
| That proves we're Irish. | ||
| And honestly, I was just going to say, I'm doing the math here, and math is racist. | ||
| Wait, hold on. | ||
| Carry the one? | ||
| Yeah, carry the one. | ||
| Or dump. | ||
| It's racist. | ||
| Yeah, it's true. | ||
| We all have Irish in our DNA, and here we are. | ||
| That proves it. | ||
| That means that we're only Irish and nothing else. | ||
| Where's that whiskey at? | ||
| yet. I got a big thing of proper 12. | ||
| Oh, I'm on it. | ||
| I love that. | ||
| Well, it's not such a big thing anymore, Tim. | ||
| I'm not gonna lie to you. | ||
| All right, fine. | ||
| What is it, Yamazaki? | ||
| He's like, well, you've got about half a shot left. | ||
| No, I'm kidding. | ||
| Oh, you guys drank the whole bottle? | ||
| No, I drank. | ||
| I was kidding. | ||
| I was joking that I drank the bottle. | ||
| We have Japanese whiskey. | ||
| What does that mean? | ||
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Is that racist? | |
| You're Japanese whiskey. | ||
| No, I know, but is it racist? | ||
| No, it's the exact opposite. | ||
| Oh, wait, wait, hold on. | ||
| I'm allowed to drink it because I'm part Japanese and Irish, but not you guys. | ||
| I'm allowed to drink it because you're my friend. | ||
| No, I don't give you permission. | ||
| I thought I got that. | ||
| You don't get permission to appropriate my culture. | ||
| No, you're appropriating my culture. | ||
| You can't do that. | ||
| Also, are you implying that we're not his friends? | ||
| Wait, wait, hold on. | ||
| We can't drink it? | ||
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Ian's like, alright, I get that these guys can't have it, but I'm your friend! | |
| Who's allowed to drink the tequila here? | ||
| Who's allowed to drink the tequila? | ||
| Hale to Luxor. | ||
| I love tequila. | ||
| Mexicans. | ||
| Who drinks, what's rum? | ||
| Pirates. | ||
| No, that's Idris Elba's drink, boys. | ||
| Caribbean. | ||
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So you have to be culturally a pirate to drink the Bacardi. | |
| I really like rum. | ||
| I love rum. | ||
| I'm just gonna say. | ||
| What do you guys have a favorite liquor? | ||
| I have, I don't like any of it. | ||
| It's all gross. | ||
| I like, I like whiskey. | ||
| I do like a good bourbon too, though. | ||
| That sort of comes in second. | ||
| I do not discriminate. | ||
| I like them all in moderation at the right time with the right foods. | ||
| That's the exact balance. | ||
| Do you have one, Lydia? | ||
| Yeah, I actually do. | ||
| I really like whiskey and I like tequila in small amounts. | ||
| Yeah, you know, the other night on Twitter, you were giving me a heck of a hard time on Twitter and then all of a sudden you're like, nah, it's all good. | ||
| I had a whiskey. | ||
| I have an idea. | ||
| You know what we should do? | ||
| Because we're preparing to do live events here. | ||
| The goal is like every Friday. | ||
| Wait, wait, wait. | ||
| Don't qualify that because I was already getting blown up here by people saying that TimCast IRL is not live. | ||
| Additional live events. | ||
| Additional live events. | ||
| Wait, they think the show isn't live? | ||
| Yeah, correct. | ||
| It's with a 10 second delay thereabout. | ||
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Oh, whatever. | |
| Well, YouTube has an automatic delay, but what makes them think it's not live? | ||
| I have no idea because I took a picture at 7 o'clock of us in the studio. | ||
| The show is literally live right now. | ||
| And we have the superchats going, and we just wait till the end of the show to read them. | ||
| But we're going to be doing live music venue events. | ||
| So on Fridays, the goal is when we wrap up the show around 10, we throw the camera to the venue, which we're putting up, and then have a performance of some sort, comedy, maybe like a political lecture kind of bit routine, maybe music, and it'll be fun. | ||
| We could do a Everyone who's involved in organizing it can produce their stereotypical food of choice. | ||
| I know everybody here is Irish, I guess, so you guys just bring a bottle of whiskey with you. | ||
| So not food, yeah, you don't want our food. | ||
| You'll take our alcohol. | ||
| Beers and whiskeys, Guinness and mashed potatoes. | ||
| Cabbage. | ||
| I just, by the way, I checked Twitter when you mentioned that, because I did see that people were claiming that TimCast IRL is not actually live. | ||
| And I did notice, and I mentioned, someone tweeted an article that the Democrats, and I just verified it on Google, the Democrats have, the House and Senate Democrats are planning a bill to add four justices to the Supreme Court. | ||
| What? | ||
| This just broke, yep. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Wow. | |
| That's a whole topic there. | ||
| Did you pull that up? | ||
| Jamie, can you pull that up? | ||
| How about a clock? | ||
| How about a screen? | ||
| Because every time you're like, I'm pulling up this amazing article, everybody, and you push the button, all the viewers get to see it. | ||
| And I'm like, yeah, use your imagination. | ||
| Where is it? | ||
| What article? | ||
| Well, we have that TV over there. | ||
| We just don't turn it on anymore. | ||
| Yeah, we don't. | ||
| We suck. | ||
| Alright, we'll get a TV in here, we'll put it over there, or something. | ||
| We can put it up there, and up there? | ||
| I don't know if they can go in the ceiling like that. | ||
| Plugged in? | ||
| Maybe they can. | ||
| But hey, here's the thing, actually, we did just prove your point, because if this was filmed before it was aired, we wouldn't be able to talk about it, we would never have been able to talk about it. | ||
| Unless we can see the future, that's a whole other level of conspiracy there. | ||
| That's amazing. | ||
| Well, you know, the great thing about this bill that's being proposed is that they're only going to phase these new justices in like once every 10 years, right? | ||
| Oh, I'm sure. | ||
| It's going to take four decades for this to happen, right? | ||
| I just got to be honest with everybody, okay? | ||
| We can't get the shred going on. | ||
| The show isn't live. | ||
| It's actually recorded after it airs. | ||
| So it goes, it airs at 8 p.m. | ||
| and then we come into the studio at 10 after it airs to record the show. | ||
| And then we use a rotating beam of light with a micro-singularity to send the data back in time. | ||
| Why are you telling them? | ||
| Bro, that's the whole... | ||
| That's literally the whole reason they have not been able to cancel us yet, and you just gave it away. | ||
| But it is why it's so funny. | ||
| Because we film it later? | ||
| They haven't been able to pin down our location and shut down the stream. | ||
| They're like, where is this guy's broadcast? | ||
| We watched the show in the past, live, at the same time as everyone else, and then recorded afterwards and sent it back in time. | ||
| Is this Sliders? | ||
| Did I get this one confused again? | ||
| That's a time travel. | ||
| That's dimensional travel. | ||
| Free the software code. | ||
| We might as well now, because everyone knows what we're doing. | ||
| Yeah, seriously. | ||
| It's our secret. | ||
| I had this idea for what we should do and it's that at the end of every episode we wait like 30 seconds and then we play a clip where it's like Ian waking up in the middle of the woods and then like various things happen where he's like smoking something but there's a shaman with them and they're like How was it this time? | ||
| And Ian's like, dude, I'm going to give you like the joke is that this show is an astral projection of Ian tripping. | ||
| Which basically is. | ||
| I mean, yeah, basically. | ||
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I mean, you're you're always tripping on DMT because it's coursing through all of our veins. | |
| This is how I feel when I'm talking to you. | ||
| Back to the house, Democrats. | ||
| No, I mean, this is you remember when Joe Biden refused to answer the question on whether he would stack the courts? | ||
| That's interesting. | ||
| Dude, I'm stoked if they do it. | ||
| It'd be awesome. | ||
| Yeah? | ||
| I hope we get another RGB. | ||
| No, no, no, just like... Just, you know, you get to tell all your friends you were right, you know what I mean? | ||
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That's what's most important, not having a country to tell you, I was right! | |
| I just want to be able to be like, I was right this time, you see? | ||
| I've been saying it! | ||
| Tim, you're right all the time. | ||
| I'm kidding. | ||
| So what are they gonna do, stick Ford? | ||
| Ford democratically approved? | ||
| No, I'm sure there'll be moderate justices, you know? | ||
| I'm sure there're gonna be justices who... | ||
| Merrick Garland. | ||
| I was just being sarcastic and adding nothing but snarks. | ||
| It was an easy prediction because that's how many justices they need to get the majority. | ||
| Clever. | ||
| Weird. | ||
| What a weird coincidence. | ||
| Right. | ||
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So what is it? | |
| Six to three? | ||
| D-O-A. | ||
| Oh wait, but they have the Senate. | ||
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Right. | |
| Never mind. | ||
| So they would have everything. | ||
| And then Joe Biden's gonna be like, come on, man, you know, guns should be banned because, you know, ever since second amendment, some people weren't allowed to have guns. | ||
| And those were slaves. | ||
| Let me repeat myself. | ||
| No constitutional amendment is absolute. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| Which is crazy because I think some of them are definitely supposed to be absolute. | ||
| I think they would acknowledge that. | ||
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13th amendment? | |
| What about the first amendment? | ||
| You can't yell fire in a crowded theater so we can... Joe Biden said... | ||
| Since the Second Amendment, there were always people who weren't allowed to have guns, which is a direct reference to slaves and the indigenous. | ||
| So if you're literally referencing people who are slaves or who are having their land colonized and being conquered, it sounds like you're making an argument for why we need guns. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Or an argument why to make more slaves. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| It makes it sound much more sinister, doesn't it? | ||
| I took a dark turn. | ||
| Well, look, I mean, you can do whatever you want to an unarmed population. | ||
| True. | ||
| You watch this video out of the UK where they kick someone's door in because he violated COVID lockdown? | ||
| No. | ||
| I'm sorry, Seamus. | ||
| I'm really being shamed here. | ||
| When the guy's looking down the stairs and they break in the door and they come, oh my goodness. | ||
| So what people don't understand is the left is often like They're like, do you think you're really going to fight with the government and win? | ||
| No. | ||
| No, I think the police just have to make sure they have a warrant because the constitution says you need a warrant. | ||
| And they need to understand that in the case of Brenna Taylor, when they did have a warrant and they did knock still, one of the cops still got shot and it was ruled justified. | ||
| That Brenna Taylor's boyfriend shot a cop. | ||
| They said, you can't, you kick someone's house and it's reasonable for someone to fire at the insurer. | ||
| So it's not about wanting to go to war, it's about the government being like, hey, we can't just barge into someone's house at random because they have a Second and Fourth Amendment right. | ||
| That's bad news for us. | ||
| Or how about this? | ||
| Yes, the Second Amendment was there to allow people to revolt against the government if that ever became necessary, but how about, I should be able to protect my family. | ||
| I should be able to use whatever weapon I see fit to protect my family because I have a duty to do so and therefore I have a right to have access to what will allow me to carry that duty out. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Second Amendment is literally about defending. | ||
| So I want to make this clear. | ||
| I hear from a lot of people. | ||
| The Second Amendment is about the Americans fighting a tyrannical government. | ||
| That's not true. | ||
| Some people say the Second Amendment is about hunting. | ||
| That's literally not true. | ||
| The Second Amendment is partially about defending this country from tyrannical government. | ||
| But the Second Amendment doesn't say that. | ||
| It says necessitating a free state, which means foreign and domestic. | ||
| The right to keep and bear arms could also mean that Canada could invade the United States and we need to be able to protect ourselves. | ||
| And I think they're planning it. | ||
| There was a war in which... What was it? | ||
| The War of 1812? | ||
| Where the U.S. | ||
| invaded Canada and almost took Montreal? | ||
| Gosh darn it. | ||
| Wow, I didn't know that. | ||
| It ended up with the White House getting burned down, so that didn't work out too well. | ||
| I guess what happened was we were like, you want to go to war with us? | ||
| We'll take Canada. | ||
| And then they were like, all right, we'll just burn down your capital then, | ||
| because you're gone. | ||
| Oh, it worked out great. | ||
| And they did that. | ||
| And then they're like, hey, what if everybody in the country | ||
| had guns? | ||
| That'd be a lot easier. | ||
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That'd be a great idea. | |
| Well, we did have the Second Amendment at that time. | ||
| I know, I know. | ||
| But it wasn't nearly as widespread. | ||
| We only had one amendment at that time. | ||
| And they're like, we're going to add a second. | ||
| Right. | ||
| The gun ownership has exploded, even in the last few decades. | ||
| It's incredible what's happened, the way the gun ownership has | ||
| exploded up. | ||
| At the same time, the gun-related deaths and mass shootings have been going down. | ||
| Now, did you see what happened with The Washington Post the other day? | ||
| They put out a study that said that the white supremacy attacks or whatever had been escalating, escalating, | ||
| escalating. | ||
| And they actually had changed the definition of what a white supremacy, white dominance, act of terror | ||
| or whatever was. | ||
| They changed it from actually killing somebody, doing a crime to a credible threat found on a message board. | ||
| Wow! | ||
| No, I swear to God. | ||
| To be fair, Jack, a threat on a message board or a threatening message on the message board is terrorism. | ||
| So this is a really important story. | ||
| John Robb on Twitter, a tremendous analyst who everyone should be following, he pointed this out. | ||
| He dug into this study. | ||
| I'd also be curious. | ||
| at the actual numbers for white supremacy terror attacks or whatever they've been they peaked | ||
| guess in what year 2016 and guess what happened since then boom boom boom boom boom down i'd | ||
| also be curious i'm also curious to see how that's defined as well well interesting | ||
| Sure. | ||
| But the point is, is that the Washington Post twisted the definitions around. | ||
| They showed that there was a huge increase in these white supremacy attacks. | ||
| And then the very next day, it's been cited by all the politicians and all the people saying that we need new laws. | ||
| We need to crack down on insurrectionists and de-Trumpify America and de-Trumpify the military. | ||
| Yada, yada, yada. | ||
| All with cooked BS statistics. | ||
| Yeah, it's manipulation, lies and deception. | ||
| What else is new for these news outlets? | ||
| Well, you hear this garbage all the time. | ||
| Oh, all of these mass shootings are carried out by white men. | ||
| I mean, the numbers I'm looking at right here are white people, and it's almost always men. | ||
| Mass shootings are basically never carried out by women, but white people carry out 66% of the mass shootings. | ||
| The country's like 72% white. | ||
| So we're underrepresented. | ||
| But even so, how are they defining mass shootings? | ||
| That's true too, right? | ||
| Because if you define mass shootings as three people being injured, which some stats do, Okay, in D.C. | ||
| there's a mass shooting every day. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Based on the criteria, usually that three people being injured with a gun. | ||
| They need to just give everybody in D.C. | ||
| guns. | ||
| Well, no one can. | ||
| It's very difficult. | ||
| I'm not saying it's impossible. | ||
| It is very difficult to get a gun in D.C. | ||
| You literally have to order it through the police department. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| And you can't, you have to order it from out of state. | ||
| It has to be sent to the police department at 300 C street or whatever it is. | ||
| You go down there, you pick up the gun from the cops after they've already done all the background and written down all the serial numbers and all the things. | ||
| It's very difficult process. | ||
| I can't wait to get to Maryland. | ||
| Well, that's not a great state for firearms, but it's better than DC. | ||
| It's better than DC. | ||
| Let's take some super chats, my friends. | ||
| If you have not already, smash that like button and comment because you're basically telling YouTube you like the show and we really appreciate it. | ||
| So seriously, smash it. | ||
| But go to TimCast.com, become a member. | ||
| Now, we just switched over this week to the new site, and we are still in the process of going through it. | ||
| That's the... | ||
| It's the best way to do it, right? | ||
| You just have to do it, and we gotta figure out where the holes are and fix them as fast as possible. | ||
| So, we're working on getting everything streamlined. | ||
| We have a couple people that are gonna be joining soon, producing news articles and special interests like paranormal, weird, UFO kind of articles as well, because we're gonna be launching that show very, very soon. | ||
| It's a process. | ||
| It takes time, unfortunately. | ||
| But the website's going to be awesome. | ||
| Members are going to get access to all of this really cool stuff. | ||
| We're just going to keep making more and more stuff. | ||
| It's going to be fantastic. | ||
| We filmed an episode of the vlog. | ||
| The Grind Bar has been grunted. | ||
| That video will be up soon as we're working out the kinks of the new channel. | ||
| So go to dimpgas.com, become a member. | ||
| Don't forget to subscribe because we're going to break a million subs soon. | ||
| Let's read these superchats! | ||
| Jonathan Nefors. | ||
| Ah, this first super chat. | ||
| I am proud to say we have proven wrong. | ||
| He said, tonight on quote, Tim mentions a Star Trek episode that applies to the topic. | ||
| It was Star Wars! | ||
| Star Trek was on though downstairs. | ||
| Of course it was. | ||
| TNG is always on at this house. | ||
| When I walked in, there was no one in the house. | ||
| There was no one on the first floor. | ||
| And the only thing that was happening was data blown up at like 95 inches 4k, smoking a pipe. | ||
| Oh, waxing philosophically as if he were a human. | ||
| Sherlock Holmes. | ||
| And then Jack just got hooked and sat down and watched for an hour. | ||
| Whole episode, yeah. | ||
| I'll get a coffee and get lost in it from across the room. | ||
| Four lights, there's four lights. | ||
| What are four lights? | ||
| There you go. | ||
| It's just a crazy fantasy and then Patrick Stewart walks on and it's like, epic. | ||
| Yep. | ||
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Epic. | |
| All right, we got Trip Sucks, he says. | ||
| Jack, I teach science at a private school, a private middle school in CA. | ||
| What can I do to push back against the woke teachers with seniority who are pushing their agenda on our program? | ||
| It's a very difficult question. | ||
| And I think the first thing to do is to make sure that you understand when you have leverage and when you don't. | ||
| Don't just stick your head up and start screaming about stuff because you get your head chopped off. | ||
| You have to find yourself in a position where you actually have a moment to make change. | ||
| Yelling about things isn't going to help. | ||
| Speaking up at the staff, you know, all staff meeting isn't going to help. | ||
| You have to get yourself on the committees. | ||
| You have to get yourself on the curriculum committees and you have to actively derail what they're doing, but subtly. | ||
| What if, what if you accuse them of being racist? | ||
| Doesn't matter. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They don't care. | ||
| No, they don't care. | ||
| They don't care because they'll just turn it right back around on you. | ||
| There's, there's no way out of their Kafka traps. | ||
| That's the thing. | ||
| You can't, you can't argue your way out of it. | ||
| You can't emotion or logic your way out of it. | ||
| You have to actually consider yourself to be an undercover agent and you are on a secret mission and you have to wait until you have leverage to actually make change. | ||
| Otherwise you're just suiciding yourself and please don't do that. | ||
| Alright, we got Preston Jenna says, I've noticed your subs have been going up consistently about 1k or so a day for the last few days. | ||
| Hope you guys hit a million on this channel tonight or tomorrow. | ||
| Congrats and great work. | ||
| We are 371 subscribers away from 1 million subscribers! | ||
| It should be by late tonight or early tomorrow and I mean, it's whatever. | ||
| People watch, they watch. | ||
| It's appreciated. | ||
| It's a metric. | ||
| We get a gold plaque and then we'll put it up on the wall and it'll be great and you guys are awesome. | ||
| We appreciate it so much. | ||
| It might be in the next five minutes if you guys subscribe. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| Here's the thing, yes, I mean, subscribe to Tim, but also, like, I'm way further from a million than he is, so I actually need your subscribers more if you just want to go to youtube.com slash freedom soon, see some cool cartoons, drop a little sub in there for me. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Slash Jack Murphy Live, new videos every day. | ||
| Which you can do. | ||
| You could, I guess, do that if you wanted. | ||
| Long form videos every week. | ||
| All right, we got... | ||
| Dermi Wormy says I recently became a member of the site and this is for two of my favorite guests, my friends. | ||
| This is the Illinois boys. | ||
| The Illinois boys. | ||
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Correct. | |
| So this happened because Seamus was here, Jack was here, this was a couple weeks ago, and we had Portillo's hot dogs, which are from Chicago. | ||
| And so then I think Seamus made a joke about the Illinois boys, right? | ||
| No, it was actually right before the election when I first met Jack. | ||
| He came on one of the shows and we were just making small talk and he's like, yeah, I'm from X area. | ||
| I won't dox you. | ||
| I won't say which area of Chicago. | ||
| I was like, what? | ||
| Beverly. | ||
| Yeah, Beverly. | ||
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And I was like, wait, Tim and Jack and me? | |
| So I was like, we are the Illinois boys. | ||
| Now on our own, each of us individually is an Illinois boy, but together is the Illinois boys. | ||
| And we have Giordano's tonight. | ||
| Oh, I'm about it. | ||
| Dude, here's the thing. | ||
| We have been talking forever, like, since we all first met, like, oh yeah, we should do an episode with the Illinois Boys. | ||
| And there's this weird thing where, I don't think we talked about that on air, but I will regularly, like, when I see my name mentioned alongside TimCast, and I see, like, a compliment, I'll be like, oh, I really like Seamus and Jack Murphy. | ||
| We have been lumped together in a weird way, where people are like, oh, Seamus is my favorite guest ever. | ||
| And they're like, Jack Murphy's also okay. | ||
| But I will actually see that we're, like, people who like one of us like the other one. | ||
| I think both of you are some of the most consistent guests we have. | ||
| Oh, that makes sense. | ||
| So they just see our faces, but otherwise, you know, there's nothing. | ||
| Is it like the pretty one? | ||
| Illinois boys bring the noise. | ||
| That's right. | ||
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| Indeed they do. | ||
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Exactly like bring the noise Illinois boys bring the noise. | |
| That's right exactly Hashtag Illinois's | ||
| TN says it's telling me to fix my shirt Let me, let me fix it. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| You forgot to pop the collar. | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| Why didn't you have your collar pop the whole time, dude? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Looks good though. | ||
| I feel bad now. | ||
| You should. | ||
| I wouldn't be able to see it. | ||
| It's a black and gray coordination. | ||
| Nobody's watching though. | ||
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All right, all right. | |
| We got Christian. | ||
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But if you are watching, please subscribe to my channel. | |
| Nobody's watching this channel that I'm siphoning subs off of right now. | ||
| Good work, everyone. | ||
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Siphoning. | |
| All right, Christian Jamgochian says, Tim, why do you keep talking about the Second Amendment when discussing state-level gun laws? | ||
| State laws only have to follow the state's constitutions, and the U.S. | ||
| Constitution only restricts the feds, except for something called, what, the Supremacy Clause? | ||
| Yeah, the U.S. | ||
| Constitution supersedes the states. | ||
| If the U.S. | ||
| Constitution says, shall not be infringed, the states aren't supposed to be able to infringe. | ||
| But the supremacy clause is in the federal constitution, so how should someone else be like, you have to follow my laws, and I have a clause that says you have to follow my laws. | ||
| Because they signed up to join this union, bro. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Sorry, Seamus, were you about to say? | ||
| By the way, it does infringe anyway. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| There's this. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The shall not be infringed is infringed all over the place. | ||
| Come to my town. | ||
| And man, the case just zhooshed right out of my head. | ||
| I can't remember the name of the D.C. | ||
| case, the handgun case that changed the law in D.C. | ||
| Anyway, Heller. | ||
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Thank you. | |
| Thank you. | ||
| Well done. | ||
| Next? | ||
| Next. | ||
| Orion Nero says, if Chauvin is acquitted of all charges, how bad do you believe they will riot? | ||
| My opinion? | ||
| They'll be okay. | ||
| It'll be nationwide. | ||
| It'll be in every small town. | ||
| The big cities, of course, will see the worst riots I've ever seen. | ||
| And a lot of the small towns, which already had riots, which we don't know about because the news didn't report it, will see substantially worse riots as well. | ||
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Yeah, I can get on board with that. | |
| I agree, I agree, of course. | ||
| I think people are going to respond really reasonably this time, Tim. | ||
| It's all going to be fine. | ||
| They're going to sit down in the street and sing like, Hallelujah. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Kumbaya. | ||
| Hallelujah by what's it? | ||
| Who's that? | ||
| Leonard Cohen. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| But not his version, right? | ||
| He wrote the original lyrics. | ||
| Most of the time when you hear it, it's someone else's cover. | ||
| You know what's going to be interesting to see? | ||
| How the normal people respond. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| In May of last year, when people were rioting, it was very easy for the normal people to | ||
| be like, well, they really hate Trump. | ||
| These rioters really hate Trump. | ||
| Trump is a Nazi. | ||
| I understand why they're rioting. | ||
| Okay, guess what? | ||
| Trump is gone. | ||
| Biden is the president. | ||
| This is still going to happen. | ||
| They're rioting against what now? | ||
| Now they're not just rioting against Trump. | ||
| Now they're rioting against America. | ||
| And that's the way it needs to be framed. | ||
| These riots are not anti-Trump riots. | ||
| They are anti-America riots. | ||
| And when are people going to finally stand up and protect... It's outright insurrection at this point. | ||
| It is. | ||
| It is. | ||
| Getting hot. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Decentralized groups that share an ideology attacking institutions of government across the country for over a year. | ||
| And you know what the really important thing here is? | ||
| We're 122 subscribers away from 1 million right now! | ||
| 1 million subscribers! | ||
| Alright people, hit that like button right now. | ||
| Let's get up to a million. | ||
| How many likes have I got? | ||
| That like button, well the like, I meant it, Tim. | ||
| It'll boost us in the algorithm and more people will see and subscribe. | ||
| That wasn't a mistake. | ||
| There's three buttons that we need to hit right now, guys. | ||
| There's three buttons. | ||
| You need to hit four or five buttons. | ||
| It's just like these Republicans making it more difficult to vote. | ||
| It's very complicated. | ||
| You are so close, man. | ||
| IanCrosland.net. | ||
| Go to IanCrosland.net. | ||
| Find yourself an Ian Crosland mug. | ||
| TimCast, man, you are so close. | ||
| Scan that barcode. | ||
| Does the goal play? | ||
| No, I was just gonna say you're absolutely correct that that's the way the media needs to frame it or should frame it but of course they're not going to. | ||
| And these are people who are still trying to talk about Trump even though he's out of office and they want to talk about Trumpism. | ||
| So maybe that's what the protest is against. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| That's probably it. | ||
| I think it's a protest against the empire. | ||
| I mean, it's a mixed convoluted system that we've got going on and there is a military-industrial complex and a banking establishment. | ||
| I was gonna say, they're really protesting the Fed is what they're doing. | ||
| Yes, okay, we got we got guys Super chats are very important. | ||
| Yeah, sorry. | ||
| We have a very very serious one that I'm gonna take seriously Charlie in charge says I am no longer a gorilla. | ||
| I now identify as a chimpanzee full of snakes Well, here's the thing, it doesn't matter how you identify, that's what you were all along. | ||
| Like, your identity is a product of a negotiation with the society around you. | ||
| You don't get to just, like, pick that out of thin air, man. | ||
| How about we make a shirt that says, I am a chimpanzee full of snakes? | ||
| Yes! | ||
| That's my shirt. | ||
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I'm wearing it. | |
| That's my shirt. | ||
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Jordan Peterson! | |
| I know, Jordan Peterson will come sue me. | ||
| My god, it's full of snakes. | ||
| I am a chimpanzee. | ||
| Does anybody get that reference? | ||
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No. | |
| What, is that snakes on a plane? | ||
| No, that's 2001. | ||
| Oh, Snakes Odyssey, 2001. | ||
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I'm sorry. | |
| I got it. Snake's Odyssey 2001. I'm sorry. Sorry. Oh, great work, everyone. I'm like, I shoot I'm like nine for 10 on | ||
| Sorry. | ||
| jokes on this show. | ||
| Last time I was here, I dropped a dad joke, and like, literally the room just went boom inside. | ||
| Everyone's just like, what? | ||
| They always think you're crazy at first. | ||
| Stephen voiceover says loving the JP impression. Let's hear Tim and Jack's attempts at it. Keep up the good work guys | ||
| You have to try and big love to Ian and lids don't ever stop Tim lest the beanie become a has been | ||
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Oh, we're over a million subscribers Oh my gosh! | |
| I was here when it happened! | ||
| I'm not saying that I'm responsible for you going over a million subscribers, but I was definitely here. | ||
| We're actually 183 subs over a million subscribers. | ||
| The Illinois boys were here at the time you went over a million subs. | ||
| It's on sale. | ||
| Do we link arms and sing now? | ||
| Do I call Google and say I want the map overnight? | ||
| I want that golden plaque. | ||
| You mean three golden plaques? | ||
| One for each Illinois boy? | ||
| I guess five. | ||
| Lydia and Ian have kind of been here before. | ||
| I think we should just get one to give to Seamus. | ||
| I think, honestly, I think I should probably get a good one. | ||
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Just get one and give it to him. | |
| Tim says I should have it, I think I should have it. | ||
| You know what I'll do? | ||
| You can actually order multiples, because it's like, if you have a team of people working on the show, it's not fair to just have one, so you can tell them, you get one free, you gotta buy the rest. | ||
| I'll buy a bunch and we'll build a fort out of it. | ||
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Yes! | |
| I think you need to really show appreciation for your fans by making one for each subscriber. | ||
| Because they are the ones who got you here. | ||
| I think you need to really show appreciation for your fans by making one for each subscriber | ||
| because they are the ones who got you here. | ||
| That would cost like $300 million. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| Are your fans not worth it? | ||
| Are the people who have supported you? | ||
| Hold on, hold on. | ||
| I'm curious. | ||
| I don't know if there's a limit on how many I could buy. | ||
| I'm like, I got 50 employees, so I want 50. | ||
| I don't have 50 employees. | ||
| But then, could you just sell them for like a premium? | ||
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Oh. | |
| I'll sign it and send it to you. | ||
| I don't think you can. | ||
| Arbitrage. | ||
| I'm just wondering if there's rules against it. | ||
| Well, here's the thing. | ||
| If you tell people there's only one, but then you sell like 12. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| This is the limited edition Tim Pool million subscriber signed plaque. | ||
| Signed one over one. | ||
| And then you just make a bunch. | ||
| And that's how you- And that's how you- And that's how you- And that's how you- And that's how you- And that's how you- And that's how you- And that's how you- And that's how you- And that's how you- And that's how you- And that's how you- And that's how you- And that's how you- And that's how you- And that's how you- And that's how you- And that's how you- And that's how you- And that's how you- And that's how you- And that's how you- And that's how you- And that's how you- And that's how you- And that's how you- And that's how you- And that's how you- And that's how you- And that's how you- And that's how you- And that's how you- And that All right, all right. | ||
| Let's see what we got here. | ||
| Congratulations, Tim. | ||
| Good for you. | ||
| We should congratulate him. | ||
| Tim is one of the hardest working dudes I ever met in my whole life. | ||
| This guy grinds like crazy. | ||
| He's been at it for years and years, and you deserve everything that you got, buddy. | ||
| Appreciate it, man. | ||
| We got so much more coming. | ||
| We just filmed the vlog. | ||
| We had this pro biker, Mike Fede, came out, and he did a feeble grind on his bike. | ||
| He actually did a gap to feeble on the bar. | ||
| He grinded on the bar. | ||
| It's great. | ||
| He grunted, and we filmed it, we're gonna put up this vlog, and, uh, you know, I wanna let everybody know, like, we're looking for ideas to do, to have fun events here, so, send, uh, I guess, spintheufo, you're tracking this though, right? | ||
| Spintheufo at gmail.com, for ideas, and, uh, Mike, he made a YouTube video saying, like, I'm your guy, I'm gonna come out and do a tailwhip, and he did, he did a tailwhip. | ||
| He also did, he, like, did a wall ride, back and forth, it was legit, from the mini-ramp, riding on the walls of my basement, it was awesome. | ||
| So, like, I think we're gonna have a scooter, a pro scooter, like, I don't know if he's a pro, but we're gonna have, like, a really talented scooter guy come out. | ||
| Just pay him. | ||
| He's a pro. | ||
| We'll see. | ||
| I mean, it depends on what they do, I suppose. | ||
| But, no, we're gonna have, we're gonna film videos with a bunch of different, I guess, action sport disciplines. | ||
| But we're looking for musicians, comedians, and, you know, all different types, because we're gonna be treating it like a venue, probably every Friday night, having someone come out, film a vlog of some sort, and then we'll do something with a live show or whatever. | ||
| It'll be fun. | ||
| Dope. | ||
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All right. | |
| Let's see. | ||
| Should I read this one? | ||
| Ben Andering says, Tim, I just wanted to let you know that there is a peeling happening with Diamond Hand shirt. | ||
| I have had two shirts with defects. | ||
| I sent an email with subject urgent gorilla shirt peeling yesterday. | ||
| Bummer. | ||
| I mean, it's Teespring, but I think we'll reach out to them and try and figure out if we can see if there's anything happening. | ||
| Because the ones we have, we've actually been really happy with. | ||
| So I don't know if there's been a bad batch. | ||
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We did have a misprinting issue at one point, so... What with the black hands? | |
| No, the white hands. | ||
| Yeah, I'm down to experiment with different companies, because if they're not washing properly... Oh, this is interesting. | ||
| Scott Gosnell says, Mr. Poole, we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty. | ||
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Whoa! | |
| They got you. | ||
| You should answer that one. | ||
| There was a funny meme where it was like, if I see you broken down on the side of the road, you think I'm going to help you? | ||
| You've been called about your car's extended warranty, and you could have taken, yeah, so many times. | ||
| The message in a bottle. | ||
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Oh, yeah, where your car's extended warranty. | |
| Why, is that a thing that people are getting phone calls about? | ||
| Yeah, it's called Scam Likely. | ||
| It's my best friend. | ||
| They call me every day. | ||
| Scam Likely. | ||
| I'm getting Scam Likely. | ||
| What sort of company? | ||
| Student of History says, The issue is the DA was an activist and jumped before 100% | ||
| investigation because the race hustlers and commies immediately began BLM | ||
| National Sport Sport the loot-a-thon and now call is guilty and riot not | ||
| guilty Riot harder rip cities keep your rifle by your side. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I did not track that one. | ||
| Let's see, Rebel Media was suspended by YouTube. | ||
| Did you guys hear that? | ||
| Oh no, but I know those guys. | ||
| Who is that? | ||
| The Canadian fella. | ||
| Wolfstar says, Tim has become way too biased. | ||
| The state is winning and he won't tell his audience. | ||
| Anyone remember the 49 state claim? | ||
| It's happening again. | ||
| This one I really like because on Wikipedia, the activists... The Wikipedia is a smear machine. | ||
| And they really tried hard to include that I claimed repeatedly that Trump would win in a four-day state landslide. | ||
| And then when someone posted the quote, they were like, it sounds like he's just saying in the event things happen, there's speculation of what would cause a 49 state landslide, as opposed to saying there would be definitively one. | ||
| So like, the issue was me, like, obviously being hyperbolic or exaggerating. | ||
| Like, if these riots don't stop, you know, and then, you know, Joe Biden does this or that, man, 49 state landslide. | ||
| And it was like, often, many of these were like memes, where like the Trump supporter would just yell Trump landslide. | ||
| And it's a meme representing Trump winning, not a literal landslide. | ||
| But, uh, sure. | ||
| However, saying that the state is winning, it's a moot point. | ||
| It's an argument over whether or not you think that the state's witnesses are credible. | ||
| The issue is, when you read mainstream news, they'll say, state prosecution's witness says Chauvin was not supposed to do this. | ||
| Chauvin killed Floyd, Chauvin is responsible, and it was negligent. | ||
| In between that, it's, on cross-examination, the defense said, well, it's entirely possible Chauvin did receive training to do this. | ||
| On cross-examination, it's entirely possible that Floyd died for other reasons, and I would even have concluded as such in other potential circumstances. | ||
| The state wins when they prove beyond a reasonable doubt two things. | ||
| George Floyd was killed by Chauvin, and Chauvin intended to kill him. | ||
| Oh, I'm sorry. | ||
| And Chauvin was, uh, was not trained to do what he was, what he was doing. | ||
| It was outside of the purview of his, of his job. | ||
| So that's actually three things. | ||
| Now, manslaughter is that Chauvin killed him and it was negligent. | ||
| So in, for the second degree murder charge, like I just don't see how that's possible. | ||
| And, and most people thought it was an overcharge anyway. | ||
| So if you only read the mainstream media, that's what you probably believe. | ||
| Okay, well, the Americans voted against the police, so I'm not sure I agree with that statement. | ||
| I get it, but, you know, if the people of Minneapolis voted for Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, who are supporting the riots, then why should the cops be there to support people who don't like them? | ||
| I don't understand that. | ||
| Paul Luckett said, Crowder made some points about the female cop. | ||
| In the video, you can see that her partner gets between her and the suspect while she is aiming her gun directly at him. | ||
| She almost shot her partner. | ||
| This isn't adequate training. | ||
| Absolutely! | ||
| I agree with Crowder on that one 100%. | ||
| I think, you know, Phoenix Ammunition mentioned this on Twitter. | ||
| There's no such thing as an accidental discharge, only a negligent discharge. | ||
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I agree. | |
| It's crazy to me, like, I think... | ||
| If you're a gun owner, you know what I keep hearing over and over again from everyone who owns guns? | ||
| You are responsible for what comes out of your gun. | ||
| That's it. | ||
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100%. | |
| Period. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Period. | ||
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100%. | |
| Yep. | ||
| From any person, anybody else, yourself, anytime. | ||
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Yes. | |
| Right. | ||
| It's your responsibility. | ||
| Whether you're in a different country or anything. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| That's why you buy gun saves. | ||
| That's why you, you know, you keep, you keep track of what's going on. | ||
| And if you're holding that weapon, that's why you have to follow all the rules and understand how to be safe. | ||
| And if this cop was given a gun and she accidentally shot, she pulls her gun out accidentally. | ||
| It wasn't an accidental shooting. | ||
| It was her pointing a gun at somebody and then shooting him. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It wasn't, it wasn't, it wasn't murder, but. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Moosian says, Jack, you are wrong about Ashley. | ||
| She got her hands and knee up on the busted window in the door and was attempting to go through the window and then was shot. | ||
| They released a video recently showing it happened plain as day. | ||
| That is a justified shooting to you, bruh? | ||
| No, thank you. | ||
| A woman had her head in the window, so I shot and killed her. | ||
| Nice try. | ||
| Release the Craggle says, I got a hard question. | ||
| What's your favorite ice cream? | ||
| You can't just ask something like that. | ||
| These are the kinds of tough questions that the Biden administration is getting from reporters and I shouldn't be held under that kind of scrutiny. | ||
| Probably chocolate chip cookie dough. | ||
| Butternut cashew ice cream. | ||
| I saw this really great flavor from Ben & Jerry's called Cookies and Crime. | ||
| The Daily Wire posted a photo of it. | ||
| It's a riot. | ||
| I think it was the Daily Wire. | ||
| It's a riot. | ||
| That's what I said. | ||
| I don't mean dairy ice cream with cashews in it. | ||
| I mean the ice cream is made out of cashew milk, cashew cream. | ||
| It's the best. | ||
| So creamy. | ||
| I really like milk and cookies from Ben & Jerry's. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You like Ben and Jerry's? | ||
| I mean, yeah. | ||
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It's good ice cream. | |
| You still eating that-ish? | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| I'm not eating that garbage. | ||
| I have this new thing. | ||
| It's from a company called Boo Foods. | ||
| It's like B-H-U Foods. | ||
| Oh, those are so good, dude. | ||
| Dude. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| I eat like two a day at least. | ||
| The protein bars? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And the cookie dough. | ||
| This company is... You know what? | ||
| I often make the joke that ice cream is evil. | ||
| Because you're eating all this fat and sugar and it's just so bad for you. | ||
| And so it's like the joke is it's so good, but it's so bad, right? | ||
| That's the joke? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| We have these cookie dough jars. | ||
| It's actually just cashew butter, but it's flavored with chocolate chips. | ||
| And they use monk fruit and cherry juice, so it's really low sugar. | ||
| We have these protein bars. | ||
| Dude, it's better than ice cream. | ||
| Dude, if you guys want to advertise on the show... You had some, what do you think? | ||
| You thought it was good? | ||
| I thought it was really good. | ||
| I almost ate all of it. | ||
| I will talk about your product every night on this show. | ||
| If you guys want to advertise with us, please do because I love your products. | ||
| Is that how you ask for advertising? | ||
| We are not doing a promo spot. | ||
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This channel has a million subs and you need to take this more seriously. | |
| It's vegan, gluten-free, it's crazy. | ||
| And it's basically just cashew butter, but it's whipped and it tastes like cookie dough. | ||
| I keep one in my room. | ||
| So I don't need to eat ice cream anymore because we got this really good healthy stuff. | ||
| That's what it's all about. | ||
| It's protein. | ||
| How'd you find those? | ||
| I got an Instagram ad for it. | ||
| And then I ordered like two of each and then they got eaten in like 10 minutes by everybody. | ||
| Banana chips you can scoop in. | ||
| See, I want to be legit. | ||
| We're not paid to sponsor anything. | ||
| I just want to shout out things I like and if we can work with sponsorships it's like even a bonus. | ||
| Alright, let's see. | ||
| Steven Schomper says, Tim, good news. | ||
| Biden's gun control is completely constitutional. | ||
| The Second Amendment has fine print about a free state that we are no longer in a free state, so we are good to infringe on those rights, lol. | ||
| Yeah, I tweeted, you know, a well-regulated mishala. | ||
| A well-regulated militia, the right to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed, unless you don't have a permit from the government, are not old enough, can't pay a tax, or don't have a valid state-approved reason. | ||
| Tim, I've gotten to know you pretty well over the last year. | ||
| And you know, we met each other, what, that's like four or five years ago by now at the Deplorable. | ||
| And I got to tell you, I am as perplexed as ever by your current Twitter feed. | ||
| All of your tweets, I read them and I'm like... | ||
| This one's sarcasm. | ||
| This one's trolling. | ||
| This one's legit. | ||
| I can't tell anymore. | ||
| There are people who think Twitter is life. | ||
| And so someone tweeted, what's the point of being a commentator if no one knows what you're saying? | ||
| And I'm like, well, if you watch my show, you do. | ||
| If you're on Twitter, that's your life. | ||
| You're wasting your time. | ||
| That's kind of the point. | ||
| No, but like, which tweet are you referring to? | ||
| All of them. | ||
| I read them now because a couple of them have caught me. | ||
| You know, like, is he being legit with this? | ||
| Is he being straight with this? | ||
| So now I just read them all with sort of like a blank face where I'm like, I don't know what he means, but I'm just I'm just rolling with it. | ||
| I think I think it's actually by intent, by intention, though. | ||
| I said I said lock the cop up who shot Dante Wright. | ||
| I couldn't tell if it was true or not. | ||
| I couldn't. | ||
| The point is, if a bunch of people are screaming, we're going to arrest all of the police and destroy them and burn them alive. | ||
| And the cop is standing there going like, yeah, I'm with these people. | ||
| Then I'm like, OK. | ||
| Okay, you go to jail now. | ||
| So, Minneapolis is a house on fire. | ||
| Where Chauvin is being... These three other cops were charged with aiding and abetting. | ||
| Like, can you believe that? | ||
| That's insane. | ||
| And so, they're being abused. | ||
| They're being mistreated. | ||
| They're being smeared. | ||
| And they're not all perfect. | ||
| There's needs for police reform and the system needs reform. | ||
| I get that. | ||
| And then I'm like, we're gonna fight, we're gonna resist, and we're gonna call this out. | ||
| Then the people of this state, in this city, vote in Democrats, and vote for those who supported the riots. | ||
| At that point, I'm like, alright, the fire department, like, you had a house on fire, and everyone voted for the fire department that supported the fire. | ||
| In which case, I'm now going to ask all these cops to maybe get out of the building, because there's not much we can do at this point. | ||
| And this cop said, nah, I'm with the fire! | ||
| And I was like, okay. | ||
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Alright, when the house burns down, what do you want me to do? | |
| Yeah, when your car breaks down, you've been called about your car's extended warranty, you expect me to come help you? | ||
| My problem is, I feel like it's like a vocal, it's not a minority, but like it's a vocal crowd of people that voted the idiocy in and now the other people, like the cops that didn't vote for it, are suffering and forced to deal with these mayors and governors that aren't supporting them. | ||
| At a certain point when your house is on fire and you can't save it, you have to leave the building. | ||
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Oh yeah. | |
| You can't sit there thinking like, I'm going to keep spraying water and you know, and the house collapses on you. | ||
| And I'm like, bro, I can't rush into a burning building to save at this point. | ||
| So if you've been warned over and over again, and the people who are, who have set the fire are laughing at you, watching the place burn to the ground. | ||
| And you're like, don't worry, I'll do it. | ||
| Nah, I'm sorry. | ||
| Sometimes houses become so dangerous that the fire department will just burn them down. | ||
| They'll, they'll light the fire and burn it down on purpose because it's too much of a danger to leave standing. | ||
| All right, let's read some more super chats. | ||
| Diana Stoian says, my cousin and I have been watching you for a few years now. | ||
| She's one of the smartest, coolest humans. | ||
| It's her birthday month. | ||
| Please wish Claudia Stoian a happy birthday. | ||
| Happy birthday, Claudia. | ||
| Happy birthday, Claudia. | ||
| Happy birthday. | ||
| Sam B says, you have to have a reason to switch bases. | ||
| We count in base 10 because we have 10 fingers and don't count with our toes. | ||
| You switch to base E in certain engineering applications because you're counting with the Euler's number. | ||
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Wow. | |
| Interesting. | ||
| Base E mathematics. | ||
| Sam B says Jack and Tim have it right. | ||
| Whatever you do in base 2, if you consistently do it through base 2, then switch to base 10, you'll get the same result as if you did it in base 10, and vice versa. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| The confusion is when you see 1-1, and you don't know if it's a 1-1 or an 11. | ||
| I'm confused when someone says, you know, 1-2-3, and I'm like, I don't know what those are! | ||
| Math doesn't exist to me in other languages. | ||
| It doesn't exist anymore. | ||
| 1-2-3, that's clearly different. | ||
| They represent totally different things. | ||
| It's 1-2-4, Tim. | ||
| 1-2-4. | ||
| No, it's 1, 2, 3, 5, 4, 6. | ||
| Because we flipped a number. | ||
| says because we flip the yet a new evo chill oh all right let's see we | ||
| Wazapalooza the Drunk says, Yo Tim, do you remember when Elbow was up for the spot of James Bond? | ||
| I was ready, I wanted to see it, but they said nah. | ||
| Yeah, I guess people were mad. | ||
| They were like, why would James Bond be, you know, black or whatever? | ||
| And I'm like, because James, I thought James Bond was like, I thought, like, what were they saying? | ||
| It was like a codename or something? | ||
| Also, I don't care, I guess. | ||
| I think H-Sub is cool. | ||
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I don't know. | |
| They changed the actor. | ||
| Like, this is the weirdest thing to me. | ||
| He would have been an awesome James Bond. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| My thing is, like, actors can act. | ||
| I'm not, I'm not, I don't really care about, you know, like, people are mad that Mary Antoinette is being played by a black woman. | ||
| And I'm like, yeah, I don't care. | ||
| Like, even if it's a woman. | ||
| Who was it, John Rhys-Davies? | ||
| He played a dwarf. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| That guy's tall, isn't he? | ||
| Oh, that guy was awesome. | ||
| No, he played a dwarf in Lord of the Rings. | ||
| You know, he's crazy, but like, and they use, no, but they use camera angles. | ||
| Elijah Wood is not a hobbit. | ||
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No. | |
| Yes, bro, I know Are you sure but that dude with the beard was definitely I feel like Gandalf was Saruman Saruman what about yeah? | ||
| I knew he was. | ||
| No, they were all human. | ||
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Are you sure? | |
| But that dude with the beard was definitely a witch. | ||
| Definitely a wizard. | ||
| Definitely a witch. | ||
| I feel like Gandalf was a wizard. | ||
| Saruman? | ||
| Saruman? | ||
| What about, yeah. | ||
| Wither? | ||
| Yeah, he had magic. | ||
| Definitely. | ||
| Definitely. | ||
| Alright, we got Waffle Sensei says, congratulations on the 1 million subs, Tim. | ||
| You deserve it. | ||
| Keep it up. | ||
| Take care of yourself. | ||
| Keep it real like Mary Poppins and fly that arrow with your heart. | ||
| Was it? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| Wasn't it Yondu Udonta flew the arrow with his heart? | ||
| Yeah, he sure did. | ||
| Who's that? | ||
| Yondu? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yondu, the space pirate? | ||
| Ravager? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He drank rum. | ||
| He's trying to explain to Peter Quill how to use the energy from Ego, the planet. | ||
| And he's like, you think when I use this arrow, I'm using my head? | ||
| You gotta use your heart. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| There's a lot of racism. | ||
| I will not deny your genius. | ||
| I'm joking. | ||
| Brent Newark says, Math Edition here. Ian, stop pretending that you're an authority on math. You have no idea what you're | ||
| talking about. | ||
| Sketch proof 4 exists in base 3. | ||
| Okay, wow. T, let FTZ be mapping FN equals 3N star TN plus. | ||
| I will not deny your genius. | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| But you must speak to me on my level. | ||
| This is a bijection. | ||
| F1 colon Z arrow T exists. | ||
| F N plus M is isomorphic to Z. I'm just going to go ahead and assume he's right because he posted a bunch of letters and numbers. | ||
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That's racist. | |
| That's really racist. | ||
| Mathematical symbols proves it. | ||
| That's like the most racist thing I've ever heard. | ||
| I'm confused, so it's obviously racist. | ||
| Yeah, clearly. | ||
| So it's obviously racist. | ||
| It's math, math, numbers. | ||
| That's racism. | ||
| Agreed. | ||
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100%. | |
| 100% of the time. | ||
| Wait! | ||
|
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Oh my gosh! | |
| Oh no! | ||
| 120% of the time! | ||
| There you go. | ||
| 100-ish. | ||
| You're open to change. | ||
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100-ish. | |
| Yeah, good save. | ||
| Alright, we'll do a couple more Super Chats here, and then we're gonna go to that members-only exclusive segment. | ||
| A lot of people saying congratulations on the 1 million, thank you guys so much. | ||
| Timcast IRL has cracked 1 million. | ||
| It's because of you! | ||
| I see this mostly as Jack and I's achievement. | ||
| Same, and now that I'm experiencing this, like, live, I'm no longer motivated to reach a million. | ||
| What's the point? | ||
| Yeah, we already got the dopamine hit. | ||
| This is important. | ||
| Can I just say something? | ||
| Tim just got up to a hundred million. | ||
| We could do my channel tonight. | ||
| One million, one million. | ||
| We could do a hundred million too. | ||
| Let's get, we could get my channel up to a million tonight. | ||
| Go over to Freedom2, just subscribe right now. | ||
| Hit that, smash that subscribe button. | ||
| Get us up there. | ||
| Megan Stewart says. | ||
| Wait, is there a safety on the cop's gun? | ||
| Because how would she not know it was a gun if she had to take off the safety? | ||
| Glocks don't have safeties. | ||
| Glocks don't have safeties. | ||
| Facts don't care about your glocks. | ||
| Who was I talking to? | ||
| I said give him a Beretta. | ||
| Beretta, I think Standard Edition Military, they got safeties on them. | ||
| And then what would happen is she would have drawn the wrong gun and it would have went nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing. | ||
| I still wonder if she was telling the other cop to tase and then it didn't happen so she unloaded on the guy. | ||
| She'd probably argue that, I think. | ||
| The police made a statement, she'll say, I didn't say that. | ||
| But I never liked that when I, you know, I got a Glock and I was just like, so no safety? | ||
| And they're like, no, they claim it's got a pressure safety, like you gotta... You need to pull the trigger? | ||
| Nah, get out of here. | ||
| Nah, it should have a safety on it. | ||
| Well, I get it, you know, whatever. | ||
| Maybe they should have safeties. | ||
| And I think Phil was talking about this too, he was like, if you're properly trained, a safety isn't an inhibitor for properly drawing. | ||
| It doesn't slow you down at all. | ||
| And she would have been like, oh wow, whoops, and she would have... | ||
| What about biometric safeties, where you need to scan your thumbprint on it? | ||
| We are so not there yet. | ||
| No, they exist. | ||
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What? | |
| Wait, that we could just give to all police? | ||
| You think we have the money? | ||
| That technology is accessible enough that we could give all the police in the country? | ||
| So if someone steals your gun, they can't use it? | ||
| I'm sorry for writing you off, Ian. | ||
| I guess we are there. | ||
| Bro, I can open my phone with it. | ||
| Yeah, we're connecting that to a phone. | ||
| These literally exist, and I think there are many police departments that actually use them. | ||
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Really? | |
| They have grip palm readers. | ||
| Oh, my bad. | ||
| And they can't fire unless your palm is on it. | ||
| I saw a James- I watched all three of the recent James Bond- But that wouldn't have done anything here. | ||
| She would have still shot. | ||
| Yeah, also that wouldn't have done anything. | ||
| And, the other issue, I think the reason they don't use it is, the way the holsters are designed, you can't pull the holster out unless you're at a proper angle and you press in a certain way. | ||
| So, it's kinda like, what's the point? | ||
| If the cop accidentally shoots somebody, the gun would work no matter what. | ||
| It would prevent someone from stealing it, I guess. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| There's a movie where that happens. | ||
| We're selling it. | ||
| There's a James Bond movie. | ||
| I just watched James Bond. | ||
| All three of them. | ||
| Casino Royale, Quantum of Solace, and Skyfall. | ||
| And at the last scene, it's about a guy with a gun with the palm reader on it. | ||
| James Bond had it. | ||
| He got it stolen from him. | ||
| The guy tried to shoot him. | ||
| It was like, click, click. | ||
| And that was the end. | ||
| All right, my friends. | ||
| Here's what we're going to do. | ||
| NH says, please pair with Jordan Peterson on the chimpanzee full of snakes shirt. | ||
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Of course. | |
| Figure that one out. | ||
| But my friends, A lot of people have been mentioning there's some issues with TimGuest.com as we port over the new site. | ||
| This is to be expected. | ||
| It's one of the reasons why it took so long to do because we knew as soon as we rolled it out, we'd hit bugs and then have to work to fix them very, very quickly. | ||
| Because we're not a massive billion dollar multinational corporation. | ||
| We're like a dozen people in a building and trying to expand with your help. | ||
| So go to TimGuest.com. | ||
| Wait, what? | ||
| I didn't agree to this. | ||
| be fixing everything and trying to get things up and running better and better and better. | ||
| These are the growing pains we have to go through I suppose, but I appreciate everybody | ||
| who's a member because you're making this possible. | ||
| And we're going to record now a special members only exclusive segment with lots of swear | ||
| words in it. | ||
| Wait what? | ||
| I didn't agree to this. | ||
| Oh yeah, Seamus won't swear. | ||
| But go to TBS.com, sign up. | ||
| There's a big library of content already, tons of guests. | ||
| And trust me, we're working on fixing everything. | ||
| So we're going to have this really cool section where it breaks down categories. | ||
| You're going to be able to look at different topics. | ||
| So go check it out. | ||
| Don't forget to like, share, subscribe to this show. | ||
| If you're listening on iTunes or Spotify, leave us a good review. | ||
| You can follow me on all social media platforms at TimCast and my other YouTube channels are YouTube.com slash TimCast and YouTube.com slash TimCastNews. | ||
| This show is live Monday to Friday at 8 p.m. | ||
| so we will be back tomorrow. | ||
| So now Seamus and Jacket to fight over who gets to shout out first. | ||
| You go first. | ||
| No, you go first. | ||
| Exactly, that's what I'm saying. | ||
| You think a fellow Illinois boy wouldn't know the rule of promotion? | ||
| Jack Murphy Live. | ||
| Is there a more Irish name than that? | ||
| I would say Seamus Coghlan. | ||
| Jack Murphy. | ||
| Jack Murphy Live. | ||
| Also on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, everything all around the internet. | ||
| It's almost as if I planned it that way. | ||
| Jack Murphy Live. | ||
| Good to see you. | ||
| Very cool. | ||
| I forgot what I was going to say. | ||
| Freedom Tunes. | ||
| Freedom Tunes. | ||
| Go to youtube.com slash freedom tunes. | ||
| That's O-O-N-S. | ||
| Not like music. | ||
| Not like musical tunes. | ||
| Freedom Tunes. | ||
| Subscribe. | ||
| We have a cartoon coming out tomorrow. | ||
| We had one that came out yesterday. | ||
| So we're really cranking them out. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The episode that Seamus just did with Jordan Peterson as the Red Skull is just insanely funny. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| It's painfully funny. | ||
| We were laughing so hard non-stop. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| The problem is you laugh so much you might miss one of the jokes, so you're like trying to stop laughing. | ||
| Watch it twice. | ||
| Yeah, watch it twice. | ||
| Hulk smash. | ||
| Hulk smash. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| I love you guys. | ||
| Hulk smash patriarchy. | ||
| And you guys can follow me at iancrossland.net at iancrosslandoliver. | ||
| It is because of you that this show is We're killing it right now. | ||
| We've reached a million subs. | ||
| Thank you, Ian. | ||
| Seamus, you are the one I was talking to. | ||
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You guys are amazing. | |
| Seamus is actually the one who taught Ian to astral project to make the show possible. | ||
| I would never teach him something like that. | ||
| but i did get a tweet uh... just now congrats to Tim Kast, Ian Carlson, Sour Patch Lads, Jack | ||
| Murphy live and most importantly Seamus Coghlan for hitting a million | ||
| subscribers on YouTube. Thank you. | ||
| Finally the recognition I deserve Miguel de la Cruz. Thank you. | ||
| That's right. | ||
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Wow, that's how you get red. | |
| Thank you guys for tuning in tonight and please join me in my quest to beat Sour Patch Kids and followers on Twitter at Sour Patch Lids on Twitter. | ||
| By the way, a word to the wise, if your shirts are peeling you may want to wash them inside out. | ||
| This apparently helps you maintain the paint on the front. | ||
| Good to know. | ||
| We will see all of you in the Members Only exclusive at TimCast.com. | ||
| Thanks for hanging out, and we will see you there. |
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