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| It's the end of the world. | ||
| As we know. | ||
| And we're back! | ||
| What's going on everybody? | ||
| I'm Tim. | ||
| That's Adam. | ||
| I'm Adam. | ||
| We're hanging out. | ||
| That's Tim. | ||
| We're hanging out. | ||
| There's a ton of news. | ||
| Yes there is. | ||
| It's starting to get crazy because I guess people are freaking out but I have this really funny article that I wanted to lead with. | ||
| Yahoo actually published this guy. | ||
| Hell is coming, here is the mathematical proof, but this is truly a glorious idol statue for the late-stage capitalism. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I guess so. | ||
| The story is hilarious. | ||
| It's basically like... Well, it's not hilarious. | ||
| No, it is. | ||
| There's a coin of humor in there. | ||
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Right. | |
| Basically, this guy wrote an article where he's like, Hundreds of thousands will die. | ||
| So we're bullish on hospital stocks. | ||
| Make sure you invest. | ||
| There's going to be a great return after everyone dies. | ||
| Yeah, I love it. | ||
| But there's a bunch of other stuff, too. | ||
| So we've got, you know, Illinois is now on lockdown. | ||
| We got the big three. | ||
| That's Chicago, New York, Los Angeles all closed. | ||
| Makes sense. | ||
| It's spreading. | ||
| The lockdowns are coming. | ||
| And we have a media that is begging for a national lockdown. | ||
| Begging for it. | ||
| So there's been a bunch of articles saying, like, it's gonna happen, it's coming, it's happening. | ||
| Now we've got, we have one from the Hill literally saying, shut us down, please, Mr. President, bring on the martial law and send out the army and all that, you know, stuff. | ||
| They're doing that in Italy. | ||
| And so I decided, you know, take a look at these people that are clamoring for a national lockdown. | ||
| As we're looking at a country actually doing it. | ||
| So first of all, China did it. | ||
| They're, you know, insane. | ||
| Locking people in their homes and stuff like that. | ||
| Then we have Italy that is now bringing out the army to enforce the lockdown. | ||
| Like, people in Britain and in Spain are getting arrested for breaking quarantine. | ||
| There's some reports that it's happening in Israel, too. | ||
| In France, too, right? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I read. | ||
| Probably. | ||
| I wouldn't be surprised. | ||
| And so now we have people in our own country saying that we need the military to come out. | ||
| There have been a bunch of viral videos of Humvees and military vehicles on trains being shipped through Chicago and stuff like that. | ||
| People are freaking out. | ||
| People are tagging me in that. | ||
| But I think it's going to happen. | ||
| You know why? | ||
| We've got data showing that, and we were pointing out before the show, the data might be unfair. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But it shows that the U.S. | ||
| is tracking faster than Italy. | ||
| And according to one bit of data, the U.S. | ||
| is seeing more cases of coronavirus. | ||
| It's growing faster percentage-wise than any other country. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So our curve of growth infection rates is steeper than all the other countries. | ||
| Now, that's percentage-based. | ||
| So, the thing about the Italy stuff is that we've got a much bigger population. | ||
| So, if we see more cases, well, that's just because we have way more people. | ||
| Yeah, but the percentage is where you're going. | ||
| Percentage is where it starts to get freaky. | ||
| So, we just had, I think, like 675 deaths in one day in Italy. | ||
| That's a lot. | ||
| And you want to know why they brought in the military? | ||
| Just to move the bodies, right? | ||
| To move the bodies. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| That's crazy, man. | ||
| People are underestimating this. | ||
| I saw some videos they're doing at night, so it doesn't freak people out. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, the end is nigh. | ||
| So last night, as soon as we finished the show, I made sure to run into the middle of the street in front of my house and started just doing the Joker dance. | ||
| Yeah, you did a little bit. | ||
| Yeah, I just had to do it. | ||
| I took one foot on and I was like, this is too much. | ||
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I can't do it. | |
| But it was a matter of principle. | ||
| I will not be contained. | ||
| And then I was like, okay, I'm done. | ||
| I'm gonna go back inside. | ||
| I'm tired. | ||
| Came back in. | ||
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I got nowhere to go. | |
| That was fun. | ||
| Let's just go back inside. | ||
| So, uh, let's, uh, let's just jump into it. | ||
| Let's just do it. | ||
| Let's dive in. | ||
| But, uh, before we do, uh, if you guys want to hop into Super Chat, we'll read your comments. | ||
| As most of you know, once we start getting inundated with too many Super Chats, we have to sort of speed things up, and we've been getting really slammed by- I appreciate all the support, for sure. | ||
| So, uh, we'll do our best to read as many as we can in between the segments. | ||
| We got a ton of stories. | ||
| Celebrities are going insane. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's not really surprising, though, because most celebrities are insane. | ||
| Yeah, they're like, egotistical, narcissistic, and so they're like, they react weird when they have no attention. | ||
| Well, and, I mean, we were talking about YouTubers would get depressed when their views are down. | ||
| Imagine, like, A-list celebrities that are used to just, like, paparazzi. | ||
| Like, what are you doing? | ||
| What are you doing? | ||
| Now locked in their bathroom. | ||
| Now they're in their homes with absolutely nothing. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| I said, wait a minute. | ||
| I said, dude, that floorbow Sam Smith was apparently crying. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Breaking down, having a mental breakdown. | ||
| I don't even know who that is. | ||
| It's the, it's the, uh, uh, Florbo's the Florbo who, uh, I can't do it. | ||
| It's this guy, he's a guy. | ||
| I'm sorry, he's a dude. | ||
| This is the dude that got sued by Tom Petty for, he did a, you know that song, it's like, I won't back down. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
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Oh. | |
| I won't back down. | ||
| I remember this whole thing. | ||
| And then his song was like a slower version that was only similar in that one part. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And he got sued. | ||
| I thought that was kind of dumb because... And Tom Petty won, right? | ||
| Yeah, I think it's stupid. | ||
| Because Sam Smith's like a... He's, you know, he's like 20. | ||
| Did he even know who Tom Petty was? | ||
| That's what he says, like, I don't even know who this guy is. | ||
| Like, I've never heard this song before. | ||
| I don't even know who you are. | ||
| You know what's the craziest thing too? | ||
| And then we find out that his mom played it, like, while she was in his womb, or in her womb. | ||
| Yeah, well, this happens. | ||
| With the headphones over, you know. | ||
| No, it's not that. | ||
| It happens a lot that people will hear a song. | ||
| Right, on the radio and Walmart. | ||
| And they won't know. | ||
| They'll start humming it. | ||
| Yeah, it happened to me. | ||
| Happened to me the other day. | ||
| What was that song? | ||
| Oh, that was the Billie Eilish song? | ||
| Yeah, Billie Eilish song. | ||
| Did you say Billie Eilish? | ||
| I did, that's what I call it. | ||
| Oh, Billie Eilish? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know what's really crazy, though? | ||
| Remember that song, uh, what's it called? | ||
| You know the one where, like, the three dudes are, like, dancing, and then, uh, blurred lines. | ||
| And, like, the naked women are dancing and stuff? | ||
| They got sued and lost. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Because the beat sounded too much like, I think, like a Marvin Gaye song beat. | ||
| Really? | ||
| That's insane to me. | ||
| It's like, we're talking about, like, a drum rhythm, and they got sued over it. | ||
| All I know is the Weird Al song Word Crimes came out and that was amazing. | ||
| That's a good song. | ||
| It's so good. | ||
| Everyone needs to go check that song out. | ||
| The music video is awesome. | ||
| It's so good. | ||
| Yeah, the music video is awesome too. | ||
| Alright, let's read the story. | ||
| Hell is coming. | ||
| Here is the mathematical proof. | ||
| Drama. | ||
| And then from there, we'll take a look at reality. | ||
| So here's what this guy says, and I'm not going to read too much of this because we don't need to go through his math, but he says, Right now, 2 million Americans are infected with the coronavirus. | ||
| The total U.S. | ||
| death toll by April 15th will be more than 20,000. | ||
| We estimate that 80,000 of the 2 million infected Americans will be hospitalized over the next two weeks. | ||
| That's why we are short-term bullish on hospital stocks. | ||
| There's your financial advice. | ||
| Is he trying to like throw some humor in there? | ||
| No, this is a legit financial advisory newsletter. | ||
| Yeah, so first of all, I don't know where he's getting that number 2 million Americans are infected. | ||
| I think he's extrapolating. | ||
| So he goes through the math. | ||
| He basically makes an estimation based off of So, when you look at the Japanese Diamond Princess, he looked at the amount of people on the ship, the amount that were tested, the amount that were positive, and the amount that were died, and then from there, blows up his estimation to American proportions, and comes to the conclusion there are, you know, two million people who are infected. | ||
| I think it's all silly. | ||
| But sure, whatever. | ||
| But what's really funny about the story is that it's basically this long explanation of how, you know, Trump is shifting the blame to China and we're gonna have all these people, you know, dying. | ||
| In the average recession, the S&P 500 index declines by 32%. | ||
| Do you think this is going to be an average recession? | ||
| So here's what he says. | ||
| Hospital stocks will financially benefit from near 100% utilization rates because usually their utilization rates hover around 50%. | ||
| So it's basically, this is where we are today. | ||
| So it's great for anyone who has stocks in hospitals. | ||
| Yes, and he's advising you to short-term do it. | ||
| There was another bit of financial advice I was reading where they basically said, this is gonna come in waves. | ||
| Everyone's predicting there'll be another wave in November, and that we might actually go into two months of lockdown, one month of open activity, two months of lockdown, one month open, until everyone gets it, and then they're immune to it. | ||
| Yeah, and that'll go on for nearly two years. | ||
| So, next November, December 2021. | ||
| That was MIT Review wrote that story. | ||
| And because of that, people are saying, like these financial advisors are saying, don't get back in the market, period. | ||
| And they're like, put options, like bet the stocks will fail. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's where we're at. | ||
| That's what I'm thinking. | ||
| Like, I have zero interest. | ||
| I was like, when it first started happening and it was still like, is it a scare? | ||
| Is this, is this real? | ||
| And there was like a, that the first day there was like that massive drop. | ||
| And I was like, Oh, maybe I should buy some stocks. | ||
| And I didn't. | ||
| It was at 25. | ||
| And I, I'm glad I didn't. | ||
| And now I'm like, I have, I don't want anything to do with this at all. | ||
| Now it's, it dipped briefly below like 1900. | ||
| It's crazy, man. | ||
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That's crazy. | |
| It's going to keep dropping, don't you think? | ||
| Oh yeah, totally. | ||
| Well, check this out. | ||
| Boom! | ||
| COVID-19 cumulative cases U.S. | ||
| vs. Italy 11-day lag. | ||
| So, apparently what they're trying to do with these graphs, and we've seen graphs like this before, is to sync up first reported cases from, like, you know, the U.S. | ||
| daily or something. | ||
| So, the dates don't really make a whole lot of sense. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| But you can see that the growth... So, perhaps this is a different chart. | ||
| Maybe they're graphing by the amount of people infected, period. | ||
| But what we end up seeing is that by March 20th, relative to where Italy was when they saw their first infected, we're almost double. | ||
| And the really important factor here is that the U.S. | ||
| is above a 33% daily increase, and I believe the only other country that's close is Spain, and Spain is actually just below that. | ||
| So the UK is just below it too. | ||
| I think the US might be the only country now that's well above a 33% daily increase. | ||
| That means every two days we're more than, or, you know, we're adding, well, there you go, 33% daily increase. | ||
| We're also, according to that first article, doubling our deaths every three days. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| And we're doubling the total infections every two or three days. | ||
| Oh my goodness. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Welcome to the lockdown, man. | ||
| It's coming. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| What's your plan? | ||
| It feels like we need it. | ||
| I mean, we see this and we see what's happening. | ||
| It's like, who's going to be upset about it? | ||
| Who's going to want to go outside? | ||
| I don't want to go to the store. | ||
| I don't want to go anywhere. | ||
| I want to stay in this house and stay away from people. | ||
| But you know what gets me, like, it's kind of crazy that you always hear these dystopian stories about how the government's gonna come down and demand, you know, they're gonna lock you in your home, you're not gonna be able to speak or say things. | ||
| Nah, everyone's begging for it right now. | ||
| They're saying, please! | ||
| Please lock us in our homes! | ||
| Well remember in 1984, we never thought it would be voluntary that they'd be watching us with cameras either, and yet here we are. | ||
| We want to be in front of cameras. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| You know what it was? | ||
| Somebody read 1984 and they were like, you know what? | ||
| It's not an instruction manual, that meme where they're like, 1984 wasn't supposed to be an instruction manual, and they held up signs saying it. | ||
| No, it wasn't. | ||
| It was like tips and tricks, you know? | ||
| So basically the authoritarians looked at it and they're like, oh, that's why these things don't work. | ||
| We need to make them want to do that. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| That's how democracy dies. | ||
| With thunderous applause. | ||
| Is that the line from Star Wars? | ||
| A year from now, we find out coronavirus was not as bad as we think it is. | ||
| No, I know. | ||
| But then, you know, they put it in these laws, like in very fine print at the very bottom that Is this just the way it is now? | ||
| No, dude. | ||
| We just can't go out? | ||
| You're not gonna find out. | ||
| You'll never know. | ||
| It's gonna be, you know, 20 years, and then there's gonna be some dude who, like, finds an old file and, like, blows it off, and he, like, and he opens it up, and then it's, like, the conspiracy, and he's gonna go, my God, and then there's gonna be someone, you couldn't leave well enough alone, could you, Pritzker? | ||
| And injects him with a needle of a coronavirus? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The governor of Illinois, Pritzker? | ||
| Oh, really? | ||
| I was just trying to come up with a random name for, like, the journalist. | ||
| Oh, you know what it is? | ||
| It's actually because I'm looking at it right now. | ||
| That's probably what it was. | ||
| I didn't even realize. | ||
| I'm looking at the article. | ||
| Or it could be that Governor Pritzker uncovers the coronavirus conspiracy in 20 years. | ||
| He's an old man and he's like, I can't believe it! | ||
| It was a trick! | ||
| You couldn't leave well enough alone, could you, Pritzker? | ||
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Pritzker. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| I must've, uh, I was reading it and I just like picked up the name, but, uh, well, let's do this first. | ||
| So Illinois is under lockdown, obviously. | ||
| And New York is in a shelter in place. | ||
| It's funny. | ||
| Cause I've, I was talking to a friend up in New York and they were like, I'm going to leave. | ||
| I don't want to be stuck in the city. | ||
| And I was like, leave now. | ||
| We go leave now. | ||
| And he's like, eh, I mean, what's the worst that's going to happen? | ||
| I'm like, they're going to make you stay in your house. | ||
| And he's like, they won't be able to enforce it. | ||
| I'm like, dude, watch. | ||
| Yeah, watch. | ||
| Well, there you go, buddy. | ||
| There you go, buddy. | ||
| Enjoy being in New York! | ||
| Enjoy being in your house. | ||
| Well, he's got until Sunday. | ||
| Right, right, right, right. | ||
| He needs to leave now or tomorrow. | ||
| You know what, man? | ||
| And not touch anyone. | ||
| Right. | ||
| He was over here a couple weeks ago. | ||
| Bumping feet with us. | ||
| Yeah, he was like, you can touch my elbow. | ||
| Well, New York is the epicenter now. | ||
| Yeah, right. | ||
| It was Seattle. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| It was Seattle. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| Now it's New York. | ||
| Now it's New York. | ||
| Which, that's what I, I said it. | ||
| I knew it was gonna happen. | ||
| As soon as it hit New York, I was just gonna be like, boom! | ||
| And sure enough. | ||
| Dude, New York's so dense. | ||
| Yeah, it's crazy. | ||
| There's so many people there. | ||
| And have you gone to their, like, fish markets? | ||
| No, I never. | ||
| Like, when you go to Chinatown in Manhattan? | ||
| I never liked fish. | ||
| I was never a big fan. | ||
| It's just, like, open trays of fish over ice. | ||
| It's like... Oh, yeah. | ||
| Yeah, dude. | ||
| I would skate past it sometimes. | ||
| You know, Manhattan has a certain aroma that I would say is akin to sour milk. | ||
| It depends on the season, actually. | ||
| Yes, yes, yes. | ||
| In midsummer, it is... Sour milk. | ||
| ...ripe. | ||
| The city smells so bad. | ||
| It really does. | ||
| Dude. | ||
| But if you're skating fast enough, you can skate past the smells. | ||
| You know what's really crazy to me? | ||
| I've been to a bunch of different countries. | ||
| One of the craziest things I've ever experienced was I was in Morocco, and I landed in Casablanca, and I was transferring then to Marrakech. | ||
| And so I'm in the Casablanca airport. | ||
| And I'm following the signs to find my connecting flight. | ||
| When all of a sudden, the lights, as I'm walking down the hall, slowly stop working, flickering and then off. | ||
| And there's a sign pointing and I turn and it's just dark. | ||
| Like, no lights at all. | ||
| And there's like holes in the wall. | ||
| And I'm like, clearly I must have taken a wrong turn. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And I am no longer in the functioning part of the airport. | ||
| When all of a sudden a guy in a suit, like normal looking, like American kind of guy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He just like walks past me wheeling his suitcase and I'm like, I'll follow this guy. | ||
| And then as we made our way through, it really did look like I was in an abandoned building. | ||
| And then eventually we made it to an open area where the lights started turning back on, and there were some shops, and this was like normal looking and clean, and I was like, that was crazy. | ||
| So anyway, I bring that up because it's a funny story, but I've been to a bunch of these countries and I always kind of look around at the ground and stuff. | ||
| And I find it interesting, like in Egypt, driving along the highway, you can see a bunch of buildings that are falling apart or like never finished being built. | ||
| And I was like, wow. | ||
| And then I came back to the US and I was like, I'm glad to be back in America where everything's like, you know, built and put together. | ||
| And then I was in Brooklyn and I was like, well then. | ||
| Wait a minute. | ||
| Seriously, there are parts of Brooklyn that are busy areas, rows of buildings that are just boarded up and empty, and I'm like, I have to wonder, is this a simulation, and are those the ones they never bothered to design the inside of, and that's why you can't go in them? | ||
| Well, there's been an uptake of rent control running out, so people no longer can afford. | ||
| The landlords suddenly go from getting $500 a month to demanding $5,000 a month. | ||
| CBGB's was like 1,200 bucks a month for a while, and then the landlord was like, alright, 10 grand now. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And CBGB's was like, okay, we're closed. | ||
| Right into somebody else. | ||
| Sorry. | ||
| Yeah, but basically... Shame. | ||
| You know, Manhattan... What's happening all over the place. | ||
| Yeah, but like even in Manhattan, take a look at the ground, man. | ||
| Yeah, there's trash everywhere. | ||
| It's trash, it's cracked, it's brittle and broken, the buildings look awful. | ||
| That's one of the biggest things I couldn't stand about New York. | ||
| I actually watched my neighbor walk out to her car and open the door and clean her car out by just throwing trash on the ground. | ||
| Just like, not a little bit of trash, all of the trash. | ||
| Oh, dude. | ||
| I was flabbergasted. | ||
| I didn't know what to do. | ||
| I have seen people driving in Manhattan, open their doors, and just kick out trash. | ||
| Like all over the street. | ||
| I can't stand it. | ||
| And that's why it's like, I kid you not, skating in Manhattan gives you a certain perspective. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Most people don't realize because you have to dodge the sour milk. | ||
| You gotta dodge a lot. | ||
| You gotta dodge people, tourists, cars, cabs, buses. | ||
| Well, that's normal. | ||
| That's everywhere. | ||
| That's Chicago. | ||
| That's LA. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But in New York. | ||
| No, LA is not like New York. | ||
| Chicago isn't either. | ||
| Well, downtown Chicago. | ||
| No, Chicago's spread out. | ||
| Chicago's like a pushed out, spread apart. | ||
| Downtown Chicago. | ||
| Yeah, I've skated around downtown Chicago. | ||
| But Manhattan is like, New York City is like five downtown Chicago's all jammed into one. | ||
| Yeah, pushed together. | ||
| But, you know, I frequently dodge, there's like, the water has like a hint of milk in it. | ||
| In New York, everywhere, like all the time. | ||
| And you can smell it. | ||
| And Chicago dyes the water green. | ||
| And it just stays green. | ||
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Remember when Dave Matthews' band... They don't even need to dye it anymore. | |
| It's already green. We're good. | ||
| Remember when Dave Matthews' band bus drove over the bridge and the guy pulled the sewage line and dumped it all over | ||
| the people on that boat? | ||
| No. | ||
| You didn't know that? | ||
| Are you serious? | ||
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So get this. | |
| This happened. | ||
| Gross. | ||
| I'm pretty sure it was Dave Matthews' band. | ||
| I don't want to get sued. | ||
| Well, it's Dave Matthews' poop, so... | ||
| No, the band didn't know. | ||
| So there was a riverboat with people having a wedding or something, in fancy suits and sipping their wine, and they went under the bridge right as the bus went over it, and the bus driver was like, I don't want to deal with going to the RV camp to drain the toilet, so he just pulled it, and it sprayed... | ||
| Everything. | ||
| Dude, people don't understand. | ||
| Oh, I laugh, but that is so gross. | ||
| I feel so bad for those people. | ||
| I don't know if you've ever actually dealt with draining an RV. | ||
| I have. | ||
| I've lived in an RV for a while. | ||
| The black water? | ||
| I travel around Europe. | ||
| It's black slime. | ||
| Yeah, it melts everything away. | ||
| It's not that bad, actually, when you have a good, like, there's these canister things that you go outside and you pull it out. | ||
| I'm not talking about draining it. | ||
| I'm talking about what it is and spraying all over a bunch of people who are on the boat. | ||
| Yes, I know what it is and that's why I feel really bad for the people. | ||
| I'd jump in the river. | ||
| I'd be like, I'm gonna just jump over and like everything else be damned. | ||
| Yeah, how else can you get rid of it? | ||
| Like get it off you quickly. | ||
| I'm really appreciating how we totally deviated off of like the world. | ||
| Who cares? | ||
| It was a great story. | ||
| Worth it. | ||
| I'm skeeved out, but it was worth it. | ||
| I can't believe you missed that one. | ||
| That was huge. | ||
| Yeah, that was the Dave Matthews Band. | ||
| Well, I've been out. | ||
| I left Chicago when I was 19. | ||
| So I was like, I don't know. | ||
| Yeah, but it was still big news. | ||
| Yeah, but I don't really pay attention to much outside of my world. | ||
| You know, I'm pretty much doing my thing. | ||
| Well, anyway, man, I'll tell you what. | ||
| You know, I think where we can tie this all in is... I've spent all of my life in big cities. | ||
| Except for like the brief stint we had a year in Miami. We were in the we were in the like the Redlands boonies | ||
| I mean the boonies man. Yeah, but relative to like some rural areas | ||
| I've spent time in not so much like yes, not big city. We are 40 miles outside of Miami, but it was still like | ||
| Relatively, I wouldn't call it a suburb I mean, yeah. | ||
| I guess technically it is. | ||
| It was... It's crazy. | ||
| I didn't think of it as a suburb, no. | ||
| You know that, uh... What was that city that was just... Was it hometown or something? | ||
| Home something? | ||
| Redlands? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Just south of us. | ||
| I don't even remember the name of it. | ||
| I don't remember the name of it. | ||
| But that's where one of the detention facilities was where, like, the kids in cages were supposedly being held. | ||
| Oh, really? | ||
| Like, literally a few miles away from where we lived. | ||
| Wow, right there. | ||
| Yup. | ||
| What was that place called? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I'm sure people will know. | ||
| But here's the thing, man. | ||
| I've actually now gone to many more rural places. | ||
| Like, when I was driving, I drove all around the country several times, and I decided on one of my trips to actually just get off the interstate and take, like, U.S. | ||
| roads and, like, county roads. | ||
| Very different. | ||
| It's so different. | ||
| It didn't smell like sour milk. | ||
| You know, it's surprising when you get out there and the cities in this country are filthy. | ||
| Yes, they are. | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| And the people that live there are filthy. | ||
| They are. | ||
| They're very filthy. | ||
| But it's pretty much America, though. | ||
| I mean, I've, well, I can't say for the rest of the world, but I've traveled around Europe a lot, and when I was living in the RV, and people throw away their trash. | ||
| There's no trash on the grounds. | ||
| I mean, I saw it. | ||
| It was there, but Not very often. | ||
| I mean, I looked for it. | ||
| I started, I was like, man, there's really nothing. | ||
| And then I started looking for it, and then I'd be like, whoa, there's a piece of trash. | ||
| Oh, nope. | ||
| That's not trash, that was something else. | ||
| Wanna hear a funny Chicago story? | ||
| Of course. | ||
| I was downtown, and they had this big bin. | ||
| It was like a rectangular-shaped garbage thing. | ||
| And on one side it said, it was like recycling, and the other side was garbage. | ||
| And then I looked in, and guess what it was? | ||
| What? | ||
| It was a chute going into one garbage can. | ||
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I'm like, there you go! | |
| It was just like, no matter what you put in, it was like, into the trash. | ||
| But it makes you feel better, right? | ||
| Sure. | ||
| So yeah, Illinois is being locked down now. | ||
| I don't know what they expect to happen, but check this out. | ||
| Let's jump back into it. | ||
| Could Trump declare national coronavirus shutdown? | ||
| Momentum is rising. | ||
| And might I add, it's also, I mean, yeah, momentum is rising. | ||
| You're the ones who published this. | ||
| Shut us down already, Mr. President. | ||
| This is a scary article, dude. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The dude basically says, bring in the martial law. | ||
| Here it is, look it. | ||
| I'm talking martial law. | ||
| Do it. | ||
| You said you're now a wartime president, so act like one. | ||
| Jeez. | ||
| All businesses should be closed, except the essential ones. | ||
| And that list should be carefully constructed. | ||
| No travel, no planes, no cars, no movement. | ||
| We stay in our homes and leave only to get food, go to the doctor, or walk our dogs. | ||
| Or walk our dogs. | ||
| I love the dog walking part. | ||
| It's like, the world is ending! | ||
| Bring on martial law! | ||
| But we have to walk our dogs. | ||
| He clearly has a dog. | ||
| He clearly has a dog. | ||
| Well, I mean, dude, going back to the cities... I mean, non-essential businesses should be closed down. | ||
| Do you hear about GameStop claiming they're essential? | ||
| Dude, they don't even sell games anymore. | ||
| Like, they do, but they're trying to become a knick-knack store. | ||
| Yeah, they're the blockbuster of gaming. | ||
| I tweeted this last night. | ||
| I don't go buy games anywhere, I download my games. | ||
| We go to the mall. | ||
| Yeah, I was playing, yeah, I was downloading Doom and it's been great. | ||
| We go to the mall. | ||
| No discs. | ||
| We go to the mall, we walk into GameStop, look at the games that are listed and go, | ||
| ooh, I'm gonna go download that when I get home. | ||
| Right? | ||
| But that's what they're trying to do now is they're trying to sell knickknacks. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Like if you want to get your little Link and Zelda dolls, you gotta go to GameStop. | ||
| Yeah, so they're Blockbuster meets Hot Topic. | ||
| They're trying so they bought it. | ||
| I'm I think no one buys that stuff who buys those pop things anyway For a while, you know, are they still I mean, you know think geek like didn't isn't there is that sounds familiar? | ||
| It's like a geek shop on the Internet or oh Yeah, isn't there isn't there a GameStop think geek store in Manhattan? | ||
| It's like on 6th Avenue or something. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Oh Yeah, so that's what they were trying to do. | ||
| They were trying to be a place where you can go for your silly nerd stuff, like your t-shirt that says like, you know, it's got the green mushroom from Mario on it or something. | ||
| Every single console that has come out, you can download. | ||
| They have the store, you can get any game. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I don't understand why we still make these plastic pieces or the discs that will just... No, no one needs. | ||
| The PlayStation spits it out all the time. | ||
| Yeah, well, there was actually a reason for that. | ||
| What was that? | ||
| The Destiny PlayStation that I had had a malfunctioning button. | ||
| No, you're right, they all did. | ||
| That did that. | ||
| They had this thing where, like, there was pressure on the bottom where the button was that would force it open. | ||
| It happened to me all the time. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Playing, like, Horizon Zero Dawn. | ||
| I actually opened that PlayStation up and disabled that, the button. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So you can't hit it, but it fixed it. | ||
| I was just like, I'm just gonna download it from now on. | ||
| I don't need it. | ||
| Games. | ||
| Well, so anyway, the dude in this article basically says, scientists have determined with confidence, from the hundreds of thousands of cases reported so far, the recommended period for self-isolation should be 14 days. | ||
| And then he says, because we're Americans and we do more, make it 21. | ||
| I kind of feel like this guy's joking. | ||
| Like, are you serious? | ||
| Like, it's bad enough. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know? | ||
| Right, exactly. | ||
| But I'll tell you what, man. | ||
| What if we're always one step behind this thing? | ||
| And so, instead of making it better, we actively are making it worse, while the virus still just smashes its way through our society, through our country. | ||
| Natural selection. | ||
| Like, people have, like, the insensitive people are out there calling it. | ||
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Dude! | |
| Let it burn its course. | ||
| Let it kill people. | ||
| Let it blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. | ||
| Like, I saw a viral video of a bunch of, like, young people on the beach. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Doing shots of each other and stuff. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And I'm like, well... And that's... And people are wondering why the American numbers are spiking more than the Italy numbers. | ||
| Well, do you know that the Spanish flu predominantly hit young people? | ||
| Really? | ||
| Young people. | ||
| But it could be because there were a lot of young people in war, in close quarters. | ||
| But what I was reading from Stanford was that there was a previous flu in the late 1800s, so the older crowd had already some flu immunity. | ||
| The younger kids didn't have it. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| And so, when the new virus hit, it was much, much harder. | ||
| And some older people had partial immunity, based on, like, strains. | ||
| So young people got hit really hard. | ||
| But, here's the crazy thing. | ||
| The first wave, in the beginning of the year, hit the elderly, and young people were mostly okay. | ||
| The second wave, in August, hit the young people and was devastating. | ||
| So, they're predicting multiple waves on this one. | ||
| I'm willing to bet we're gonna see a bunch of young people in the hospital. | ||
| Because these kids are as dumb as a box of rocks. | ||
| Yeah, they really are. | ||
| And it's not all young people. | ||
| It's just the young people that are dumb are going out and partying. | ||
| We'll call them the Skullcrackers. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the Skull Breaker Challenge. | ||
| There's data released by basically every news outlet and basically every, you know, organization tracking this shows. | ||
| The largest bracket of hospitalizations is 20 to 54. | ||
| That's wide, you know, and it could still be mostly 40 to 54. | ||
| But they separated it that way, and it's basically 29 of all hospitalizations, and then 55 and above comes up to like a smaller number. | ||
| Maybe I'm getting it wrong. | ||
| I think it's 20 to 44. | ||
| I'll probably get the numbers wrong. | ||
| I don't have the article pulled up, so sue me. | ||
| But they broke it up into several different brackets. | ||
| And I think I mentioned this the other day, what they're saying is young people are actually really likely to be hospitalized but respond really well to ventilation. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Older people don't. | ||
| So what does that mean? | ||
| So the old people aren't going and getting the respirators or whatever? | ||
| They do. | ||
| So here's what I think would make sense in that regard is ventilation is going to save your life if you can't breathe. | ||
| Young people have strong bodies, and so when their lungs fill up with fluid, the ventilation works, their bodies heal, and it takes in the oxygen. | ||
| Older people struggle to heal, have weaker immune systems, their lungs fill up with water or fluid, they can't breathe, and the ventilation doesn't do enough to actually save them. | ||
| So, you'll see more, apparently that's what they're saying, more young people in the hospital, but they respond really, really well to the treatments. | ||
| Older people die. | ||
| So then, this is mind-numbing to me, is that... Actually, let me tell you a story, man. | ||
| Did you know that lethal crime is way, way down around the world? | ||
| No, I didn't know that. | ||
| Yeah, so crimes that result in death have dropped dramatically. | ||
| Since when? | ||
| In the past, I think like 12 or 13 years. | ||
| They've been on the decline. | ||
| Cool. | ||
| And you know why? | ||
| That's great news. | ||
| What would you think the reason is why that would be? | ||
| I would like to, I mean, I guess it was just because I want to say times are good and like people are prospering. | ||
| That's what you'd think when you see the data where it's like the homicide rate is going down. | ||
| The reality is it's the invention of cell phones. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| I see, yeah. | ||
| crimes are being committed. But now when someone gets stabbed, someone calls 911 | ||
| right away and treatment arrives within minutes. Whereas before cell phones, they'd | ||
| run to find a phone and the person will bleed out on the sidewalk. So the people | ||
| are getting charged with attempted murder or aggravated assault or assault | ||
| a deadly weapon, not murder. I see. So now the rates for murder is going way down. | ||
| That makes sense. | ||
| It's not that humans are committing less crimes, it's that our technology improved. | ||
| So it's still there. | ||
| Still there. | ||
| We're just being able to save people. | ||
| But crime is going down, typically, too. | ||
| So, you know, to be fair. | ||
| So, I bring that up because everyone's going right now like, young people aren't even dying! | ||
| Like, what do I care? | ||
| Then these kids go out and start doing shots of each other's butts. | ||
| Like, that's literally what the video is. | ||
| I'm not kidding. | ||
| It's like... Or licking the toilet seat on an airplane. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Like, what? | ||
| Coronavirus challenge? | ||
| There's like a human... Why? | ||
| Why are you doing this? | ||
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Why? | |
| Why? | ||
| Please continue. | ||
| Oh my gosh. | ||
| Oh, that is just- That is bad. | ||
| That is bad. | ||
| They're doing like a human centipede beer pour. | ||
| Where they all like put their heads under each other's butts and pour beer and drink | ||
| it. | ||
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Oh my gosh. | |
| Oh that's just. | ||
| Hey man you gotta party hard right? | ||
| That is bad. | ||
| So here's the thing though. | ||
| Because young people are responding well to the technology, the mortality rate for young | ||
| people is low. | ||
| And they're like so it's not even killing young people. | ||
| It's like, dude, do you want to end up in the hospital with a ventilator shoved down your throat to pump oxygen into your lungs because they're failing? | ||
| Whatever, man. | ||
| Reminds me of that kid who put the Tide Pod in his mouth. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because they weren't really eating them. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But then his saliva broke it. | ||
| And then as soon as it broke, it burned him and he aspirated. | ||
| And then it went in his lungs. | ||
| And they started coughing and gagging. | ||
| And it was, dude, that must've been brutal. | ||
| Scar tissue all throughout his lungs. | ||
| That dude's going to be in an oxygen tank for the rest of his life. | ||
| Kids are dumb, dude. | ||
| I feel bad because they're just ignorant and arrogant. | ||
| And want attention. | ||
| Everybody wants attention. | ||
| That's all it is, man. | ||
| So basically now we're looking at national lockdown, I guess? | ||
| I don't know what's going to happen. | ||
| We actually have another story I want to pull up on these kids doing all this stuff. | ||
| I don't know, man. | ||
| There was that viral text message. | ||
| Did you get one of those? | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| Where they were like, I heard this from my brother's uncle's aunt's cousin's wife's nephew that Trump is going to invoke the Stafford Act. | ||
| Okay, I'm really exaggerating. | ||
| Basically, all of these text messages, like chain messages, had a similar thing. | ||
| My uncle works for the government, and he said, just now leaving a meeting with the CDC, Trump is prepared to invoke the Stafford Act, which means that he's going to lock down everyone, get your supplies now, run! | ||
| And these texts went viral like crazy. | ||
| And they were always somehow different. | ||
| Like, someone sent out ten of them at once. | ||
| Slightly different. | ||
| I wonder why. | ||
| Maybe see which one would make it further. | ||
| There was one where I was like, my girlfriend sent me this. | ||
| I have a source working in the news who said this. | ||
| And it's all fake. | ||
| Which one worked the best to get in people's heads, basically. | ||
| And everyone believed it. | ||
| And it's funny because I did a debunking of it and now we're actually talking about it. | ||
| When was this? | ||
| Like, in the past week. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| I woke up in the morning, I had a text message from a journalist saying, like, keep us on the DL, and it was like a screen grab of a text saying, you know, That was just a couple days ago. | ||
| Was it? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| This week has felt interminable. | ||
| Yeah, that was only a couple days ago. | ||
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Interminable? | |
| Yeah, dude. | ||
| It's almost over. | ||
| Well, the coronavirus cases are going to explode, warns Obama's Ebola czar. | ||
| As figures show, the virus is already spreading faster in America than it ever did in China, and the U.S. | ||
| has the second most new cases per day in the world. | ||
| Yay. | ||
| Bravo. | ||
| We do everything a little bit better than everyone else. | ||
| That includes getting infected with a novel coronavirus. | ||
| It's funny, man, because I hear so many people saying the same lines, like, the flu is worse. | ||
| I was on the phone with somebody talking about, you know, hey, do you think it's going to get bad? | ||
| I was basically talking to people about industry stuff. | ||
| Ad rates are down. | ||
| Ad buys are down. | ||
| And to make matters worse, it's really funny when people are like, Tim's trying to sensationalize to make money. | ||
| It's like, dude, do you realize when I talk about this, I get nothing? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I could make a video right now where I talk about, I don't know, the new Pokemon game. | ||
| You know, Pokemon Go! | ||
| I could literally film myself walking around in Pokemon Go, get like a thousand views, and make more money than if I talk about the coronavirus. | ||
| Anyway, I digress. | ||
| But tons of people have fragmented information. | ||
| And so they don't realize what's going on. | ||
| They're like, I don't know, man. | ||
| Like, I heard that, you know, this, that, and this. | ||
| The flu is worse. | ||
| We already got like 40,000 dead from the flu. | ||
| And I was like, since when? | ||
| What do you mean? | ||
| Like, since when? | ||
| Oh, I don't know. | ||
| You mean since October? | ||
| They're like, well I don't know all the details. | ||
| And we started seeing the uncontrollable growth around like the end of February. | ||
| We had the first case in January and then we didn't actually start seeing the community spread for like another full month and a half or something. | ||
| Right, yeah, March 3rd or something. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So I don't know who Ron Klain is, but apparently he's saying, and this is actually wrong, I mean, so this is the relevant data that I wanted to show. | ||
| This chart right here shows the peak of China's coronavirus outbreak. | ||
| Assuming they're telling the truth, which I would never do. | ||
| You would never tell the truth? | ||
| No. | ||
| I was thinking it too. | ||
| Assuming China was telling the truth. | ||
| Oh, OK. | ||
| You would never assume they were telling the truth. | ||
| I would never assume that. | ||
| It just sounded like you were like, well, I don't tell the truth. | ||
| I would never tell the truth. | ||
| No, I wouldn't assume China's telling the truth. | ||
| Freudian slip. | ||
| Our sarcasm minds were like, I must respond. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| So now we've seen cases skyrocket. | ||
| Now here's the important factor, though. | ||
| We haven't been doing testing, so it's possible we're below China, because they're basically doing the same thing between us and Italy. | ||
| And this number here of new U.S. | ||
| cases could be the result of the fact that we haven't been testing all that well. | ||
| Or it could be the date on his face is true and the U.S. | ||
| is out of control. | ||
| And I think that's actually a fair assessment. | ||
| You know why? | ||
| Because they're shutting everything down. | ||
| In China, they'll like club you over the head and drag you out of your house while you kick and scream. | ||
| In the U.S., they'll be like, please don't go outside. | ||
| Which is what they're doing right now. | ||
| And then a bunch of these kids go outside and start laughing and, like, you know, doing shots off each other's butts. | ||
| Like, for real. | ||
| It's in Miami. | ||
| They're doing it. | ||
| Well, they're not gonna be laughing in, like, three weeks when they catch it. | ||
| No, a bunch of them are gonna be fine. | ||
| Yeah, I'm sure. | ||
| And they're gonna be like, nothing even happened. | ||
| I got the sniffles. | ||
| And I'm fine. | ||
| And my grandma died. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It's so weird. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And my grandma died. | ||
| Or that number that it's affecting men twice as much. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I read that this morning. | ||
| Twice as deadly to guys than it is to girls. | ||
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Yup. | |
| Like, wow. | ||
| And we just had that feminist rant the other day. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| About how they say that coronavirus is ruining feminists. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Feminism. | ||
| And she's like, now I know that the reports say that it's worse for men. | ||
| But we're talking about an economic problem. | ||
| It's like, if I die or I'm in the hospital in the ventilator, like you're not a victim, dude. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Get off your high horse. | ||
| Check this out, though. | ||
| L.A. | ||
| County gives up on containing coronavirus. | ||
| This is from the L.A. | ||
| Times. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Tells doctors to skip testing of some patients. | ||
| Well, it was a good run. | ||
| They give up. | ||
| I hope you guys enjoyed it. | ||
| It's been a slice. | ||
| Outside. | ||
| It's been a slice. | ||
| A little slice of heaven. | ||
| We're gonna lock the doors, and we're gonna go full Mad Max. | ||
| We're gonna take the van. | ||
| I ordered a cow catcher, I think it's called? | ||
| A cow catcher? | ||
| Is that what it's called? | ||
| For the front? | ||
| For the front of the van. | ||
| That's what came in the mail. | ||
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Perfect. | |
| Yes. | ||
| Gigantic, wrought iron. | ||
| It weighs like 800 pounds. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| It'll be good. | ||
| And it drags on the ground, sparks flying out. | ||
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Yes! | |
| We have to put the armor panels on tomorrow. | ||
| Oh, those have to go back on? | ||
| Oh my gosh, that'd be a pain. | ||
| Yeah, they have to go back on. | ||
| Alright, it's worth it. | ||
| I don't think it's really that bad, but I think... I'll be skating the ramp out back. | ||
| Well, so we're lucky, dude. | ||
| We're lucky, man. | ||
| We're lucky. | ||
| Yeah, I know. | ||
| Even if all we had was a backyard. | ||
| I'm so grateful for that ramp, dude. | ||
| I love that thing. | ||
| I've seen some videos from people in, like, New York. | ||
| Man, those tiny apartments. | ||
| I can't imagine. | ||
| Yo, man, I can't believe... I could not imagine being stuck in New York. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Couldn't do it. | ||
| It'd be worse than prison. | ||
| Because, like, if you... I'd be playing video games. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| But I'd run out of food, probably. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's no bueno. | ||
| And now they're like, don't go outside unless you need food. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But I guess here's the thing, right? | ||
| If you go outside, what's a cop gonna do? | ||
| Like, where are you going? | ||
| I'm getting food. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Alright, later buddy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I have no food. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I'm going to eat. | ||
| Well, wash your hands. | ||
| I'm walking the dog. | ||
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Sunny boy. | |
| Sunny boy. | ||
| I mean, honestly, I think you brought this up. | ||
| Like if you went out and a cop was like, what are you doing? | ||
| And you were like, ah-choo! | ||
| Nothing here officer like No, no, no, oh you're good. You're good move along reminds | ||
| me of long Remember, um, was it Tommy boy where they're driving and | ||
| they're drunk and then the cops. Oh, yeah, and they're like, all right. I got this | ||
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Yeah And the cops like I'm a really allergic to bees me too, let's | |
| go They don't have masks, they don't have gloves. | ||
| So I was talking to my buddy and he told me that he's not concerned because the police won't go near anybody. | ||
| They're scared to get sick. | ||
| They don't have masks, they don't have gloves. | ||
| Something like 35 cops in New York City got it right. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh really? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Go home! | ||
| He's like you think a cop's gonna want to come up to you. | ||
| No and be like come here, buddy We're taking in no be like he's gonna. He's gonna crack the | ||
| window a little bit goes go home Yeah, you're gonna be like what oh, he's not gonna crack | ||
| the window. He's gonna get on the PA system. Yeah Yeah, he's gonna tap on the glass and hold up a piece of | ||
| paper it says go home And then you're gonna sign language him you know I'm hungry. | ||
| I'm sorry man. Yeah, I am I need food I don't know sign language, but | ||
| I have a phone that I can just be like I'm hungry Probably do that just now's the time to get a dog because | ||
| it's like a free. It's like a hall pass I'm walking my dog, sir. | ||
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Sir. | |
| Sir. | ||
| I'm walking my dog. | ||
| Sir. | ||
| I'm walking my dog to get some food. | ||
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| You know what's really funny? | ||
| Double whammy. | ||
| You know what's really funny? | ||
| Bill de Blasio said, so he's the mayor of New York City, he said they're contemplating a full shutdown order. | ||
| And Andrew Cuomo was like, get real, Bill, in like a quote. | ||
| You were like arguing. | ||
| And saying, we're not going to do that, that's not happening, we're not locking down. | ||
| And a day later he was like, we're locking down. | ||
| Yeah, we're going to lock down. | ||
| It's my decision, put the blame on me. | ||
| That was actually shocking to hear him say that. | ||
| Well, he had to, man. | ||
| He just said the other day, like, it wasn't gonna happen, and then someone gave him a dose of reality, like, time to shut the doors. | ||
| I'll tell you this. | ||
| We got a bunch of other silly stories, but I want to mention, man, you know what scares me? | ||
| That... It was what we were mentioning a little earlier. | ||
| People are begging for the authoritarianism. | ||
| And what happens when this is all over, but people now live a life where they're under hard lockdown and are okay with it? | ||
| I don't know if they're okay with it. | ||
| I think it's more the fear of this virus. | ||
| And if the fear remains? | ||
| How are they going to keep the fear around? | ||
| They already told us it could last two years. | ||
| MIT put out a story saying it's going to be waves of sickness. | ||
| But doesn't the virus die in the open air when it's too hot? | ||
| When it's 80, 90 degrees? | ||
| You don't know yet? | ||
| I thought they were saying that. | ||
| People start becoming like hypochondriacs, scared of the virus and start, you know, I'm sure tons of people are doing it right now. | ||
| Rushing to the hospital saying, I'm sick, and then spreading more fear, like panicking that they're sick. | ||
| There's the conspiracy theory that I don't subscribe to at all, I'd say. | ||
| But there are people who are saying that it's all overblown, it's all hype. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The reason we're seeing all the hospitalizations is because people are panicking. | ||
| I keep saying that. | ||
| It's still going on. | ||
| Right. | ||
| That it's just people now saying, like, I think I'm sick. | ||
| Oh man, I'm sick. | ||
| Oh, I better call the hospital. | ||
| And then the hospital says, we've got somebody who we think has it, and then they report it in the news, and it perpetuates this fear cycle. | ||
| I don't, the reason I don't buy into that is because you'd have to have all of the other countries on the planet, you know, like, there's not one agency in control of anything. | ||
| Like, people are testing for this and they're finding it, right? | ||
| Remember, this is popping up at nursing homes. | ||
| And people in nursing homes literally cannot run to the hospital. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They just have to wait. | ||
| Well, so, the reason I bring this up is that there is a, one of the fears that I have would be politicians, six months goes by, and they're looking over their reports and they're like, sir, No new cases. | ||
| We believe it's gone. | ||
| Whoa, hold on, hold on. | ||
| We shouldn't say that, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Remember that Orville episode we were just watching? | ||
| Which one? | ||
| The one where Kelly's the, like, Jesus? | ||
| Oh yeah. | ||
| So there's, in the show The Orville, there's, they go to this planet that fades out of existence when it comes back at 700 years in the future for that planet. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And so Kelly, the woman, is seen, and then when the planet phases back, they're worshiping Yeah, well, she heals some girl, like, falls and hits her head, and she uses, like, the laser thing to fix this child's head. | ||
| So it's like Star Trek for those who don't know. | ||
| Yeah, 700 years go by, and then they go back in, and it's like they're worshipping her. | ||
| She's, like, the god. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And so what happens is, they go and meet the Pope, basically, in this medieval world, and she explains that it's simply a tool, shows him how to use it, and he's like, wow, we believed everything so wrong. | ||
| And then when they leave, he walks up to, like, the Bible. | ||
| And he's like, the people must be told the truth. | ||
| But then this Cardinal guy is like, are you sure? | ||
| That's wise. | ||
| We'll lose our power. | ||
| They fear us. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| As long as they fear Kelly. | ||
| And he goes, I guess we'll see. | ||
| So the guy goes, OK. | ||
| And he pulls out a knife and stabs in the back. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That was a good episode. | ||
| It was. | ||
| But I'm worried you're going to have people who are going to be like, there's going to be one dude. | ||
| I'm not saying there will be. | ||
| I wouldn't be surprised. | ||
| And this is what I'm scared of. | ||
| There could be one guy who's sitting there thinking, like, we're getting all the funding we want. | ||
| We're getting to implement whatever policies we want. | ||
| No one is standing in our way. | ||
| And he looks at that report where it says, like, we've done it. | ||
| We've beat the virus. | ||
| And then he crumples it up. | ||
| Crumbles it up. | ||
| Throws it in the trash. | ||
| And says, what's the next plan to fight the virus? | ||
| We need to enact these policies. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's what's worrying. | ||
| Yeah, that is a frightening thought. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Well, here's what we should do. | ||
| We should rag on kids again. | ||
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Yes, we should. | |
| It's always fun to rag on those young kids! | ||
| But before we do, we should jump over to the Super Chats. | ||
| Super Chats! | ||
| What up, Super Chats? | ||
| Oh, hi. | ||
| Hello, Super Chats. | ||
| Alright, Dark Truth says, so do you think we'll be back to a degree of normalcy by January? | ||
| Will schools still be out by then? | ||
| Well, they're saying the school year right now. | ||
| They're saying, right, they're shutting down the schools for the school year. | ||
| So does that mean until August? | ||
| Or does that mean until December? | ||
| That means till August. | ||
| That's what I figured. | ||
| So far, yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Salem Blue says, World Health Organization, global pandemic, feminists, abortions. | ||
| Search for articles using coronavirus and abortion, especially the one that starts with feminist demand FDA. | ||
| Tweet from doctor promoting self-managed abortion. | ||
| Yikes, man. | ||
| Kyle Buchanan says, Hey Tim, Verdict with Ted Cruz episode 18 just got taken down by Google while I was watching it. | ||
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Whoa. | |
| That's crazy. | ||
| That was a really popular podcast. | ||
| What was it about? | ||
| Uh, they just brought, uh, they brought, Michael Knowles went on and talked to Ted Cruz and they just talk about like events, kind of like we do, a little more official, but yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I never got a chance to see it, but hopefully they bring it back. | ||
| All right, so we got a ton of super chats here. | ||
| Grace Fang says, Italy's death toll surpassed China's public fake numbers. | ||
| CNBC. | ||
| I love that editorialization and I completely agree with it. | ||
| If you believe China, man, I got a bridge to sell you. | ||
| It is the Brooklyn Bridge and I have the deed in my office. | ||
| I think that's actually where that came from. | ||
| It was a guy who was going around selling the Brooklyn Bridge. | ||
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Really? | |
| Yeah, I think that was it. | ||
| Oceanfront property in Arizona? | ||
|
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That one? | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Ward says, good evening. | ||
| Hope you're well. | ||
| Appreciate it. | ||
| Freedom says, my phone has been hacked. | ||
| I'm sorry to hear it. | ||
| Ethan Johansson says, FYI, happy cows make the most money. | ||
| Don't listen to PETA BS. | ||
| I mean, how could we beat up calves? | ||
| They're too cute. | ||
| I heard it's true that actually happy cows, like cows that are literally happy, do better, like produce better. | ||
| They do. | ||
| Did I talk about the story about when I went to the farm in California? | ||
| You told me about it. | ||
| I don't know if you told Adam about it. | ||
| Yeah, I don't know. | ||
| So, when I went, I was doing this story on the drought in California, and I went to a bunch of different farms, a bunch of dairy farms. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And I'd heard all these stories about how it was, like, torturous. | ||
| No, not these ones, man. | ||
| So I go to, we go and interview this guy. | ||
| Was it a smaller, smaller farm, or what? | ||
| I guess the farm's smaller. | ||
| How many, how many cows were there? | ||
| Several hundred? | ||
| Over a hundred? | ||
| Oh, totally over a hundred. | ||
| Yeah, maybe like four or five hundred. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| That's pretty big. | ||
| There were, like, fences, and there was no gate to the fence. | ||
| It was open. | ||
| And there were, like, cows across the street, wandering around. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And so I was talking to one of the farmers, and I was like, we were doing an interview, like, how has the drought affected you? | ||
| You know, is it worrying? | ||
| And what's your thought on the policy? | ||
| And then afterwards, I was like, hey, I got a question. | ||
| It's, like, irrelevant, but I'm just curious, because, like, are those your cows? | ||
| He's like, yeah. | ||
| And I was like, they're just, like, leaving. | ||
| He's like, no, come back. | ||
| And I was like, there's no, there's no gate. | ||
| And he's like, you forgot the gate. | ||
| I was like, aren't you, aren't you worried that they leave? | ||
| He's like, where would they go? | ||
| And I was like, oh, well, I don't know. | ||
| I was like, I'm just used to like animals leaving. | ||
| And he's like, no, they come back. | ||
| And I was like, really? | ||
| They don't want to leave? | ||
| He's like, well, they want to leave. | ||
| We got food. | ||
| And I was like, Well, that's one way I've seen it. | ||
| I never thought about it. | ||
| Yeah, when I was driving back here, I passed a few farms that were hundreds of thousands of cows. | ||
| Was that Texas? | ||
| It was in New Mexico. | ||
| There's some gross ones down there. | ||
| Is it 88, I think? | ||
| I think it was 40 or 30 or 10. | ||
| I don't exactly remember where it was, but yeah. | ||
| Yeah, it's gross. | ||
| Man, it was nasty. | ||
| But so, so here's the thing. | ||
| These farms in California, the cows would go into a machine when they wanted to be milked. | ||
| And the machine would milk them and they would come back out and go and romp around and stuff. | ||
| They get really uncomfortable if they can't get milked. | ||
| But it was just, it was crazy to me to see like the cows just, the guy didn't care. | ||
| He's like, man. | ||
| He's like, I don't got, there's nothing to worry about. | ||
| Oh, it was a side story. | ||
| Totally irrelevant. | ||
| It was a major dust devil. | ||
| It was so cool. | ||
| Like it was huge. | ||
| I was like, whoa, no one cared. | ||
| I have a lot of issues with all of this, and it's a long conversation I don't really want to have. | ||
| Well, let's get back to Super Chats. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Excellent plan. | ||
| Happy cows. | ||
| 11BravoNRD says, my army reserve unit just got put on standby for deployment to see CONUS. | ||
| Not a matter of if, but when. | ||
| Invisible lady. | ||
| Google C2CRE in vibrant response. | ||
| C2CRE. | ||
| What is CONUS? | ||
| I have no idea. | ||
| Me neither. | ||
| Atlas Report says, Quarantine me, daddy. | ||
| We lack discipline. | ||
| Mr. Smaberg says, You really should get into contact with Serpensaw. | ||
| They have an insane amount of info on China and the Wuhan virus. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| We'll do our best. | ||
| I'm just, you know, overwhelmingly, overly swamped, typically, but Serpents is cool. | ||
| Justin says, Happy Apocalypse Day, Tim. | ||
| Keep it up. | ||
| Love your content. | ||
| Appreciate it. | ||
| Ed Crone says, Southside. | ||
| Born and raised, Tim. | ||
| Saint Rita alum. | ||
| Where'd you go? | ||
| I now live for these streams every day after work while I play GTA V in quarantine. | ||
| We're reaping the benefit of the quarantine market. | ||
| I'm loving all these super bored people. | ||
| Yeah, I was talking to some industry people and they were like, we're projecting your numbers will go up dramatically amidst the quarantine where people are bored and have nothing to do. | ||
| I'm like, oh, okay, that sounds horrible. | ||
| But you know, whatever. | ||
| So I grew up on the South Side. | ||
| I went to... CONUS is the continental United States. | ||
| Thank you, chat. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| I didn't go to high school. | ||
| And I went to grade school at Our Lady of the Snows by Midway Airport and Mark Twain Elementary. | ||
| And then I spent like two months at Kennedy High School and then left in a fit of rage. | ||
| Rage! | ||
| I can see it. | ||
| I can see Tim levitating. | ||
| Jesus, uh, Jesus! | ||
| I almost said Jesus. | ||
| Jesus! | ||
| I just said it. | ||
| Thanks for coming to Member. | ||
| Renegade says, I'm delivering DoorDash in my area now. | ||
| I feel like Norman Reedus in Death Stranding. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| AB says, I've been watching your coverage since the outset, so I thought was behind the curve by only stocking up three weeks ago. | ||
| Turns out I was miles ahead. | ||
| Yeah, you were. | ||
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Yup. | |
| Yep. | ||
| And it's funny how things are escalating to the point where people are saying, like, you know, The Hill is saying, please shut down, bring out the goons and the martial law and all that stuff. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And it's like, when I was telling people, like, hey, go buy this stuff, there are so many people on Twitter being like, what an idiot, oh god, I can't believe he's doing this. | ||
| Because they didn't know! | ||
| So I almost don't blame them. | ||
| It's like, if you know a disaster is coming, and then you're telling people, like, hey, if you trust me, check this out, but the other people don't know what you know, they assume you're dumb. | ||
| That's like such a common problem in politics. | ||
| But if you don't know, why are you so confident? | ||
| You should be able to admit, I'm uncertain. | ||
| What's that saying? | ||
| That smart people are so full of doubt, while the ignorant are so confident, or whatever? | ||
| Yeah, that's true. | ||
| Raymond says, I work at Hebb, a Texas-based grocery chain. | ||
| We're all working like crazy, but the company raised the wage by $2 for every employee during the crisis. | ||
| I hope other grocery store workers can get that, too. | ||
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Wow, that's awesome. | |
| It's awesome for now, until the, you know, trillion-plus dollars hits the economy and hyperinflation sets in. | ||
| I shouldn't say hyperinflation, that's a bit It'll be inflation for sure. | ||
| But it will be. | ||
| And then everyone's gonna be like, my money doesn't go as far anymore. | ||
| Yeah, no, what do I do? | ||
| We're borrowing from ourselves in the future. | ||
| That's what it is. | ||
| But you know what? | ||
| We gotta do what we gotta do. | ||
| Just us. | ||
| Thanks for the super chat. | ||
| I've had a few friends saying that I'm being paranoid, but my daughter has RSV as an infant, and my mother-in-law has respiratory issues, so I'm not taking chances. | ||
| Don't be shamed into not taking care of yourself or your family. | ||
| That's exactly right. | ||
| That's what I've been saying, man. | ||
| If there's somebody who's gonna full-on prep and build a bunker and stock it up with 30 years of food or whatever they want to do, I wouldn't do that. | ||
| But I'll tell you what, when that meteor comes, when the crisis happens, they're gonna be laughing. | ||
| And if nothing happens, no one's gonna care. | ||
| No one cares. | ||
| They might be like, you built a bunker? | ||
| And it's like, it's really cool. | ||
| I play video games down there. | ||
| It's like my private little hangout. | ||
| Oh, dude, I want to hang out. | ||
| Like, who wouldn't love to have a man cave? | ||
| Just build it underground. | ||
| True that. | ||
| That's why I think it's silly that people are laughing at, like, people who... There's this really cool thing they do with, like, cargo containers, and they'll, like, bury them partially. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| No, fully. | ||
| Fully? | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
| Yeah, and then you can go into them. | ||
| That sounds cool, man. | ||
| That sounds amazing. | ||
| Dude, I'd love to have a little... | ||
| We can't do that. | ||
| You think I've been chopping wood back there? | ||
| No, I've been digging a hole. | ||
| Slowly but surely, I'm gonna have a man cave. | ||
| That'd be cool, man. | ||
| Under the skate ramp. | ||
| And then you just, you know, stock up on some MREs. | ||
| MREs don't last long enough, though. | ||
| I like them, though. | ||
| They taste good in the short term. | ||
| I've never actually had one. | ||
| You've never had an MRE? | ||
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It's cool. | |
| They have a packet of iron. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Just straight iron? | ||
| I'm pretty sure it's iron. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| And when you pour water in it, it rapidly oxidizes and heats up. | ||
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Oh, cool. | |
| And you, like, put it in your food thing. | ||
| That's how emerys work. | ||
| I didn't know. | ||
| Like, we've got some here. | ||
| They're upstairs. | ||
| And then you pour water in it, and it smells, I think, um... Iron oxide comes out. | ||
| It's a gas. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| But then it heats up rapidly, and it warms the food, and then you pull it out, throw it, and then you got a pouch full of, you know, like, whatever. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| Beans and rice or something. | ||
|
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Cool. | |
| Yeah, it's cool. | ||
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Cool. | |
| Thanks for coming. | ||
| Member, Focusmeister, All Metal Mike says, Kim, thanks for teaching us about the term echo bubble. | ||
| Prior to hearing it from you, I'd already begun seeking 360 degrees of info just to avoid such a phenomenon. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Alex, thanks for becoming a member. | ||
| Justin Schroeder says, sent Adam a company for beanies on IG. | ||
| US NOX emissions are down 50.7% as of three-fifths compared to 2016, and I don't have an inner monologue. | ||
| I actually checked that site out. | ||
| Thanks for sending that to me. | ||
| But unfortunately, all of the beanies were acrylic. | ||
| They were not. | ||
| We're looking for quality. | ||
| Not acrylic. | ||
| Yeah, not. | ||
| I mean, it was it was just like a wholesale place. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Some of them were cool, but it just wasn't what we're looking for. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But I do appreciate that. | ||
| Thanks. | ||
| I did check it out. | ||
| Oh hey, just us sent the poop emoji. | ||
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Appreciate it. | |
| Oh, how nice! | ||
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Sweet. | |
| That's cute. | ||
| All right, we're starting to get slammed by superchats. | ||
| I'm gonna have to speed this up. | ||
| We can go for a little bit longer. | ||
| We're good. | ||
| Eric says... | ||
| COVID-19 growth curve recent spike due to running backlog of untested samples per CDC lady and White House presser two days ago. | ||
| She said six days of tests in one day. | ||
| So that makes sense. | ||
| So we may actually be, we have good news too. | ||
| Apparently, Trump was right about chloroquine. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Well, yeah, but a bunch of other countries have been saying the same thing about chloroquine combinations with other drugs. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So, you know, Trump came out and said it, and I think he said we were gonna make it available, but it's not yet ready, so people criticize him. | ||
| It's like, whatever, the media does this. | ||
| But yeah, we actually have a story saying that they've cut the amount of patients who had COVID, like, dramatically by giving them a combination of these drugs, these malaria drugs. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| King Canuck says, I'm a bit late because I was finishing Doom Eternal. | ||
| Adam, you've got to finish it so you can geek about it. | ||
| Love you guys. | ||
| Have a great stream. | ||
| Appreciate it, man. | ||
| It's really fun. | ||
| It's fast. | ||
| It's very fast and vicious. | ||
| And it's tough. | ||
| It's pretty tough. | ||
| I like games like that that aren't easy to just plow through. | ||
| But it's good. | ||
| I really, really am enjoying it. | ||
| Doom Eternal. | ||
| Revia says apparently Japan had its first case of reinfection reported. | ||
| Didn't we see that before though? | ||
| Yeah, I thought they had at least one. | ||
| That was the first place that we heard of it, didn't we? | ||
| Just Us says wanted vegan prepper food tips. | ||
| The great Dub Dub. | ||
| Hey from Missouri. | ||
| I live near KC and we are about ready to start closing things down. | ||
| Thanks for the heads up to PrEP. | ||
| Plenty of games to play. | ||
| About that vegan food PrEP. | ||
| I thought you would let me say something there. | ||
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Oh man, you know? | |
| Jump on in. | ||
| Anyway, that site that you were working with, what was that? | ||
| MyPatriotSupply. | ||
| Yeah, they actually have a lot of vegan options. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, when they got here, I was looking at it, and I'm like, well, this is basically the meals, | ||
| half of them were vegan, half of them weren't. | ||
| Oh, that's great. | ||
| Right, so. | ||
| But they had like oatmeal stuff. | ||
| Yeah, there was a lot of just not, Rice, oatmeal. | ||
| Yeah, vegetables, vegetable dishes that just didn't have any milk. | ||
| And that's actually the rarity, but probably will last longer without milk in it anyway. | ||
| So there you go. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So check that out. | ||
| check out that site. Although there's a big wait now. | ||
| Yeah, so it is out there though. You can get them though. | ||
| This is not a promo for the company. | ||
| No. | ||
| But I don't say that because YouTube will like, they'll give you all this kind of, you know, crap for the stuff. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| But for reference, because people are curious, it's safeandreadymeals.com. | ||
| I was doing a bunch of promos for them. | ||
| Now they've actually backlogged to an absurd degree, so it's like a pre-order at this point. | ||
| Because they don't know when they're going to get back up to full production. | ||
| But they are still sending stuff out. | ||
| But yeah, they have... | ||
| I think it's a cool company. | ||
| They got a bunch of... | ||
| It's cheap too. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Nayslayer says, the lockdown came to New Orleans today. | ||
| Basically, don't go out unless you need groceries, healthcare, or work in an essential industry. | ||
| Meanwhile, my local gov is saying, stay home if you feel sick. | ||
| You probably, you should either way, I mean. | ||
| Chet Chisolm says, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, does Lydia now have to come on camera to intervene with the ghost Tim just unleashed on the studio? | ||
| How dare you, Timothy, you shouldn't have said that. | ||
| Lydia. | ||
| Soluk Gree says, Bill Maher should be happy now. | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| Only this is going to bolster Trump's chances of winning. | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| Yeah, true. | ||
| So, you probably don't know Will, but you know Will Chamberlain. | ||
| Some of the viewers might not. | ||
| He's a cool dude. | ||
| He's a friend of mine, and he's like a big conservative personality. | ||
| He runs Human Events. | ||
| And he had a really interesting tweet I saw. | ||
| He said, remember that FDR won, you know, how many terms did he win? | ||
| Four terms? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And that was through the Great Depression. | ||
| Yeah, that was when it was most chaotic. | ||
| That's how he did it. | ||
| And so, the prediction is, no one is going to want to risk a hard change right now. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So, yeah, Bill, I don't know if you, you know Bill Maher called for a recession? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He was like, bring on the recession if it gets rid of Trump, and he got really, he got heavily criticized for it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think it was a really stupid thing to say, but hey man, he stood by it, and I respect that. | ||
| Gotta be careful what you wish for. | ||
| Look at the market. | ||
| Yup. | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| So, that's why he's saying, he should be happy now. | ||
| I know, yeah. | ||
| But I will stop to say, make sure you join. | ||
| If you want to support the show, click the join button down below. | ||
| Go to youtube.com slash TimCastIRL slash join. | ||
| It's five bucks a month. | ||
| You get access to the full stream every morning when we put it up between 7 and 8 a.m. | ||
| in the community section of this YouTube channel. | ||
| So subscribe, hit the notification bell so you'll get the links to it. | ||
| But also, if you haven't already, hit that like button because it helps. | ||
| And now we're going to read more of your super chats. | ||
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Yes. | |
| Chet Chisholm says, you guys should try the sweet potato al pastor tacos from the Thug Kitchen cookbook on your next taco night. | ||
| That sounds awesome. | ||
| I'm down. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Sounds really good. | ||
| We've been having chickpea tacos. | ||
| Yeah, dude. | ||
| Periodically. | ||
| Really good. | ||
| And stuffed peppers. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Amazing. | ||
| With chow cheese. | ||
| So it's like chickpeas mashed, chow cheese, inside a pepper, baked, and it's like you pick it up and just bite it. | ||
| Oh man, I love it. | ||
| Yeah, it's delicious. | ||
| We're on quarantine lockdown, so we got all the time in the world to try crazy experimental food. | ||
| Slow cooker and all. | ||
| Slow cooker, yeah. | ||
| Taking, like, the craziest thing we did, what I saw so far was, like, full chicken breasts, and then we put in, like, a sweet, tangy Asian sauce, and then, like, three hours later, it was, like, just liquefied. | ||
| The chicken melted. | ||
| It's so good. | ||
| Amazing. | ||
| I'm gonna put it on tacos. | ||
| Taco night! | ||
| Tacos! | ||
| Boris says, there's a microbiology study that predicted COVID in 07. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| William Strong says, didn't they say that since we're now getting large-scale labs involved in testing, we're going to see a big jump in cases until the backlog of test kits have lab results? | ||
| Maybe I missed something. | ||
| No, that's true. | ||
| Now that we're doing a lot more testing, the numbers are going to start spiking. | ||
| So what we're actually seeing is a better picture of how many people are actually infected. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So that's why we were saying, like, maybe we should have been a little bit more clear. | ||
| Why? | ||
| What? | ||
| That's good. | ||
| That's why I was saying that we should clarify that we're looking at all these graphs and there's a lot of context missing from the data about numbers, population, and stuff, so. | ||
| TheGreatDubDude, thanks for becoming a member. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Two Rivers says, one half, be careful reporting on the curve of infections. | ||
| I work in a lab and the three labs where we send COVID specimens have a 30k specimen backlog. | ||
| Oh man. | ||
| Company-wide, we just started using the methodology PUSHED. | ||
| 30k. | ||
| PUSHED through the FDA by Trump last week. | ||
| Yeah, I heard the problem isn't actually even just having the test. | ||
| It's the chemicals that they use with the test to complete the test. | ||
| Like once you get tested, whatever, they send it off to the lab and that lab needs specific chemicals. | ||
| That makes sense. | ||
| And the entire world needs these chemicals right now. | ||
| So the few places around the world that are making the chemicals are out of chemicals. | ||
| So you're bullish on chemical company stocks. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| I mean, yes? | ||
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I guess? | |
| That's terrible, but yes. | ||
| Yes, she did. | ||
| She was like, there's going to be a big spike. | ||
| It's because we're testing more people. | ||
| Do not panic. | ||
| backlog will be getting published in one or two days. Dr. | ||
| Burke talked about this in one of the conferences recently. She did. She was like | ||
| there's gonna be a big spike it's because we're testing more people. Do not panic. | ||
| Yeah. So hopefully that's all that is. Or it's a government conspiracy and the | ||
| world is Probably that's it. | ||
| And the aliens are coming and buy your gold. | ||
| Can't wait for April. | ||
| I'm kidding. | ||
| Someone's going to take that out of the contest. | ||
| I saw a funny message today saying 2020 is canceled. | ||
| We are just going to be going right to 2021 on Monday. | ||
| That's a great plan. | ||
| Go to sleep. | ||
| It'll all be over. | ||
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Sure. | |
| Scott Lovenberg says, hey Manhattan is immaculate compared to the center of city Philly. | ||
| Have you ever gotten lost near the airport? | ||
| It's like fracking Beirut. | ||
| I don't actually go into Philly all that often. | ||
| I mean I've walked around in Philly a little bit and I've spent, I actually went to high | ||
| school here and so I lived here for you know like four years before and New York is still | ||
| Yeah, dude. | ||
| New York is dirty, yo. | ||
| Dude, you can smell that milk. | ||
| Yeah, you can smell it, dude. | ||
| It smells like sour milk. | ||
| I know. | ||
| Teresa says... | ||
| Theresa says, stay strong, America. | ||
| If we all work together and listen to directions, we can beat this. | ||
| So spring breakers, go home. | ||
| Pensacola beaches are now closed, and we are closed for business. | ||
| Good. | ||
| Go home. | ||
| I'm going to start speeding up now through the super chat, so apologies to everybody. | ||
| I can't get everyone in, so I'm just going to try and read as many as I can. | ||
| BV says, I've been tracking the John Hopkins data and plotted a visualization of the daily number of new cases, comparing a few countries. | ||
| And then BV links his Twitter, which I can't say, but, you know, it's there. | ||
| Super chat. | ||
| Nunyabiz says, here's the decision being asked of society. | ||
| Choose between your kids and your parents, and somehow we have chosen to stop everything and harm our children to protect our parents from the chance of a bad outcome. | ||
| This is wrong. | ||
| You know, I was thinking about that. | ||
| If it is all of the older generation that's really in, you know, they're susceptible to this virus, it would make sense that the government wants everything shut down because they are... They're old people! | ||
| They're the old people. | ||
| And so it's all the old people going like, stop! | ||
| Close it down! | ||
| We need to close it down. | ||
| And the young people are out partying, like, they're calling it Boomer Remover. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't care. | ||
| We talked about that. | ||
| I don't even know what generation they're talking about, for Pete's sake. | ||
| They're clueless. | ||
| And if that's where the world, like, whose hand the world gets left in, it's like, oh no. | ||
| I'm very excited. | ||
| Oh man. | ||
| Nah, they're gonna get hit in August. | ||
| If that happens, though, would you then run for president? | ||
| They don't have the common sense to vote for him, Adam. | ||
| The thing is, a real person could never win. | ||
| You know why? | ||
| Because they would just say real things. | ||
| Even Bernie Sanders lies. | ||
| Even Bernie Sanders lies. | ||
| Well, I'm saying that because people like Joe Rogan are like, this guy's been so consistent. | ||
| And it's like, I hear you, Joe. | ||
| I used to feel the same way. | ||
| And then as the years went on, Bernie started trying to figure out what's the right way to win. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, my favorite thing about Bernie is that he no longer says the millionaires anymore. | ||
| He even removed it from, like, his website. | ||
| Now it just says the billionaires, and, like, it's like, we're not gonna let the billionaires, like, there's, what, 600 people, dude? | ||
| And not all of them are particularly active. | ||
| Or American. | ||
| No, no, there's, like, 600 Americans. | ||
| Oh, they're all Americans. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| I only know of one consistent politician, and he did not have the charisma to get the nomination. | ||
| Rand Paul. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| He's the child of Dr. No. | ||
| 100% consistent. | ||
| I like Rand Paul. | ||
| I think he's a really good dude. | ||
| He's consistent. | ||
| Straight up. | ||
| I used to really like Bernie, but yeah, he started flipping. | ||
| Not consistent, yeah. | ||
| So anyway, I don't know how we got onto that. | ||
| They're all liars. | ||
| Old people. | ||
| I brought that out. | ||
| June F says, Great news! | ||
| Shoot shooting have ceased altogether. | ||
| Alright. | ||
| Swampy says, in The Purge, there is a scene where it shows Purge feed, and it shows Ohio, and the date is 3-21-20. | ||
| That's tomorrow. | ||
| Creepy. | ||
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Ha ha ha. | |
| Love the show, Tim and crew. | ||
| You guys rock. | ||
| Stay safe, fellow Americans. | ||
| Appreciate it. | ||
| That is crazy, because you were saying yesterday that The Purge is real and it's happening, and it turns out it starts tomorrow. | ||
| Hold on, man. | ||
| Just a little bit ahead. | ||
| Wouldn't it be exciting if at the next press conference, like, Trump got up and said, For the next 24 hours, all crime will be made legal. | ||
| That'd be epic. | ||
| I'd be like, wow. | ||
| I'd freak out. | ||
| We'd all freak out. | ||
| It's funny because you get all these young people who are like, wouldn't it be cool, like a zombie apocalypse? | ||
| Nope. | ||
| It's like, dude. | ||
| No, none of these things would be okay. | ||
| But you know people who are like, you talk about how cool it would be. | ||
| They talk a big game. | ||
| They talk a big game, how exciting it would be to be in a zombie apocalypse. | ||
| It's like, bro, have you ever gone to like a bad neighborhood? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Go to a bad neighborhood and then talk. | ||
| Like, I've driven, I've lived in bad neighborhoods. | ||
| And I've gone to actual conflict zones. | ||
| And it's like, you ever see a rabbit outside? | ||
| And it's like, its eyes are huge and it's just shaking wherever it's standing? | ||
| Its entire existence is stress. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, everything wants to eat you and you have to hide. | ||
| That's what it would be like. | ||
| Yeah, basically. | ||
| Your hair would fall out. | ||
| Your skin would go pale. | ||
| You'd have rings under your eyes and you'd be like, you'd be shaking violently. | ||
| Yeah, all I can think of when I see all these kids running around doing stupid stuff is like, you have no idea how lucky we are as humans right now. | ||
| This is the best it's ever been. | ||
| They have no idea. | ||
| They have no clue. | ||
| There's a saying. | ||
| Hard times make strong men. | ||
| Strong men make good times. | ||
| Good times make weak men. | ||
| And weak men make hard times. | ||
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Yep. | |
| And it's not a true statement, but there are some historical analogues, but it's basically just an opinion. | ||
| And the wheel of time continues. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| I think it's accurate. | ||
| I guess we'll see. | ||
| To an extent, it is. | ||
| It's basically talking about how generations, it's not so much about men, it's about generations failing and getting, you know... People get fat and content. | ||
| This happened in Rome, it happened anywhere people have been really successful. | ||
| Yeah, it feels like that's what's happening. | ||
| And they get weak. | ||
| We get over 200 years and that's it. | ||
| And then a collapse happens. | ||
| All this medicine that's keeping us alive for so much longer. | ||
| When something like coronavirus comes and hits us all, we're not prepared for it. | ||
| We don't have the medicine for it. | ||
| I can't believe it, man. | ||
| People are dying. | ||
| We've been slowly walking into this. | ||
| You know, there's no... We're a chicken with its head cut off. | ||
| We've been giving away our manufacturing to China because there's been no one to say, stop doing this. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And it's... And no reason to say. | ||
| Yeah, it was great. | ||
| No one's... Everyone's like, yeah, life's good. | ||
| Like, whatever. | ||
| You see what the Chinese, like some Chinese economic minister, like, came out and gave a speech saying, it would be wrong for America to manufacture its own products. | ||
| They said, natural market forces and good business decisions have built these relationships over a long period of time, and to abandon them now would be foolish. | ||
| When did this come out? | ||
| Like today. | ||
| Are you serious? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| And I'm like, wait a minute, hold on. | ||
| You guys were just saying you were going to take our medicine away. | ||
| Yeah, you just said. | ||
| And you would drown us in the mighty sea of coronavirus. | ||
| Two days ago that you were going to stop giving us medicine, and now they're like, actually, maybe you shouldn't make your medicine. | ||
| We should make it because it's good trade. | ||
| You know what it is? | ||
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What? | |
| They were all, it was in the Xinhua newspaper where they said this. | ||
| They didn't say it to us. | ||
| Oh my goodness. | ||
| That's ridiculous. | ||
| So it's basically like, we overhear them smack-talking us, and so we're like, we're gonna leave. | ||
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No, no, no, no, don't leave! | |
| We need your money! | ||
| It's like, nah, dude, I'm good. | ||
| It's like, nah, I'm pretty sure all Americans are together in the fact that we need to start producing our own stuff. | ||
| I don't, you know, what's crazy to me is how many Trump supporters are still rejecting the notion that the virus is a serious threat. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Not all of them. | ||
| But for real, for a long time, a lot of, you know, even Fox News was late to the game, except for Tucker. | ||
| Tucker was before everyone, even the mainstream media. | ||
| Tucker rules. | ||
| Like, CNN stuff. | ||
| Tucker's great. | ||
| But there was, like, you know, Hannity, Laura Ingram, a couple other people, they were downplaying it. | ||
| One woman got her show pulled, because she called it, like, a big hoax or something. | ||
| I don't remember exactly what she said. | ||
| But the crazy thing to me is, The coronavirus isn't Trump's fault, so it would have been smart for any Trump supporter to have called it out, probably why Tucker did, but more importantly, it's now given him the power to do whatever he wants. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, obviously not whatever he wants, but he just shut down the borders, North and South. | ||
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He's keeping Canadians out! | |
| Yep. | ||
| Boom, like that. | ||
| Now he's got the Defense Production Act, he hasn't actually triggered it yet, but now he could literally be like, alright, all the manufacturing has to come back. | ||
| He doesn't need to ask anymore. | ||
| He can just literally be like, boom, do it. | ||
| So he's now going to get everything he wants. | ||
| They're now deporting all asylum seekers. | ||
| Without question. | ||
| No one's challenging them. | ||
| Supreme Court said, nope, we're not going to be doing this while we're in an emergency right now. | ||
| So he's just getting free reign to do his thing. | ||
| That's a frightening premise. | ||
| Dude, you've got feminists... When one man has that much power. | ||
| It is. | ||
| But when, in a time of national emergency, it's, I mean, there are limits for sure. | ||
| You know, if he goes nuts, you'll see la resistance. | ||
| Like a legit one, not these stupid people who wear pink hats and think they're doing something with their little, you know, firecrackers, like, ram, ram, ram, walking on the street. | ||
| But... | ||
| Trump, he's turned away all asylum seekers. | ||
| Without question. | ||
| There's no more courts while we're waiting for this. | ||
| And no one's complaining. | ||
| They're actually agreeing with him. | ||
| Like the pundits on TV. | ||
| There's still some naysayers, but now a poll came out from Harris and ABC showing the majority of Americans support his actions on the coronavirus. | ||
| It's helping him in every step, every way. | ||
| I mean, the market's tanking, but no one's blaming him for it. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's gonna be like FDR. | ||
| I know, right? | ||
| There's that meme of the, uh, what was it, Tom Hanks movie where the boat gets kidnapped? | ||
| Oh, the Castaways? | ||
| Yeah, is that what it was? | ||
| I'm not sure. | ||
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no. | |
| Where the guy's like, look at me, I'm the captain now. | ||
| Oh, yeah, the Captain Phillips movie. | ||
| Yeah, there's the meme. | ||
| You know that dude who's like, look at me, I am the captain now? | ||
| No. | ||
| You never saw that? | ||
| So it's a meme, and he's wearing a MAGA hat, and it says, look at me, I am the socialist now. | ||
| But dude, dude, like, So Trump and the proposal from the Republicans is to give everyone $1,200. | ||
| And it's not perfect. | ||
| It's like they're bracing it off your 2018 tax returns, which is like not going to make sense for a lot of people. | ||
| But the progressives are totally down for it. | ||
| And they're saying, like, we need to do this, cut these checks immediately. | ||
| Trump supporters are like, Trump, we trust you, do it. | ||
| And the Democrats are like, no, no, no, no, no, we're not going to give people relief. | ||
| So all of a sudden, like, it's not even about being a socialist. | ||
| So it is annoying when people are calling it socialism. | ||
| I think it's just called emergency stimulus, emergency provisions. | ||
| I would agree, this is not socialism. | ||
| And it's weird to see socialists saying, go Trump! | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They're cheering for him. | ||
| Yeah, it is weird. | ||
| He's going to win. | ||
| Yeah, I think so too. | ||
| All right, let's get to these Super Chats. | ||
| Well, what it's doing also is showing the... It's putting a microscope on those Democrats that just say, no, Trump bad, no matter what he's doing. | ||
| Even though everyone else, even the people that used to agree with him, are like, yeah, this is good. | ||
| We need this. | ||
| And they're like, no, it's bad. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| That's crazy, man. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I feel like we got to be in some kind of... | ||
| Video game or comedy sketch? | ||
| This can't be a real existence. | ||
| I'm glad though, you know why? | ||
| Isn't it better that life is exciting than, you know? | ||
| I don't mean for the virus, I mean the silliness of politics. | ||
| These are interesting times. | ||
| Maybe it's always interesting though. | ||
| Maybe times are always interesting. | ||
| No, I mean, just like, we look back on history and it's condensed. | ||
| Yeah, that's a good point. | ||
| When we read about World War I, it's like, in this month this happened, and then in this month this happened. | ||
| Sounds boring. | ||
| But no, no, to us, we read this one paragraph of all this exciting, crazy stuff. | ||
| Right. | ||
| This invasion happened, then the generals did this. | ||
| And in real life, it took over a couple months. | ||
| So for the most part, things were boring. | ||
| It reminds me of, like, you know, I'll be, like, watching a TV show, and I'm always thinking, like, why is it that in this universe crazy stuff happens all the time? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Non-stop. | ||
| But in reality, it's not. | ||
| In a lot of shows, there's time gaps between each episode. | ||
| True. | ||
| To a certain degree. | ||
| And so I always wondered, like, watching, like, Marvel MCU movies, the time jumps between movies is typically from when, like, the movie was published. | ||
| And so I'm imagining that there's like in the beginning of Infinity War when Doctor Strange is like, what sandwich do you want? | ||
| And he's like, I wouldn't say no to a tuna melt. | ||
| There's a whole bunch of boring nothing that happens in between these great epic movies. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know, where it's like the superheroes are eating shawarma like at the end of Avengers. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's good. | ||
| So yeah, life typically is fairly routine, but now we're in this time where everything feels like an eternity because every day something crazy is happening. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Maybe the internet is just making us feel like life is crazier than it really is. | ||
| Well yeah, that does make sense. | ||
| Information's spreading. | ||
| I would say so, yeah. | ||
| I have this, I have this, I was thinking about, I have this like, hypothesis. | ||
| You know they say that when you get older time flies, like the older you get? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't know why. | ||
| I was thinking about what that could be, and I was feeling, here's what I think. | ||
| When you're younger, everything to you is new, and you have to really, like, absorb it. | ||
| Well, there's also the comparison of, like, a 10-year-old only knows what 10 years feels like. | ||
| So one year is 10% of that person's life. | ||
| Where a 30-year-old, they've been alive 30 years. | ||
| Three times more. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And then a 60-year-old, so one year... A year is a smaller portion of your life. | ||
| Yeah, it's a significantly smaller portion as you go. | ||
| But I don't think that explains perception. | ||
| Here's what I think. | ||
| When you're younger, and you experience the mailman showing up for the first time, and you're confused. | ||
| Who is this man? | ||
| What is he doing? | ||
| And your parents explain it to you. | ||
| You absorb that moment. | ||
| You remember that moment. | ||
| That moment matters. | ||
| When you're older, these little moments become completely negligible, and your brain just, don't need it. | ||
| Oh, it's the mailman. | ||
| Means nothing. | ||
| Whatever. | ||
| Routine. | ||
| So now what's happening is your active experience of your life is cutting out everything you don't think matters. | ||
| So if you do something- Yeah, that makes sense. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So it's like the amount of time where you're actively analyzing and absorbing something gets smaller and smaller as you get older. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And so throughout your day, your mind is cutting out bigger and bigger portions of your day. | ||
| Right, that's why you forget stuff. | ||
| And it feels like time is moving faster. | ||
| Makes sense. | ||
| Because these things that don't matter anymore. | ||
| So that's why I've always felt like, do something new every day, and it will feel like a longer time is spent. | ||
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Hm. | |
| Now we have this news cycle where every single day we get 50 billion crazy things. | ||
| That's why this week has gone by so fast. | ||
| No, no, no, that's the opposite. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I feel like this week flew by. | ||
| Dude, for me, I feel like... It's just coronavirus, coronavirus, coronavirus to me. | ||
| Yeah, dude, I feel like the past two months have been ten years. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Because it's just nuts. | ||
| Dude, I can't even believe this. | ||
| No, listen, man. | ||
| It's Friday today and I was like, I woke up today, I'm like, dang, it's Friday. | ||
| Think about this. | ||
| How did this get here so quick? | ||
| You went off, you were back in Arizona in January. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And we didn't even have the show going. | ||
| True. | ||
| And coronavirus was happening and I was making videos about it and stuff. | ||
| And now it's like we're in the middle of it. | ||
| It happened. | ||
| I'm like, when did this happen? | ||
| I was talking about this and we were going to the store and go to the movies and everything was normal. | ||
| Yeah, we went to the movies a few times this year. | ||
| And now it's like, a switch was flicked and now everything is dramatically different like we've been locked down. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| It feels like it's been a really long time. | ||
| We should review a movie. | ||
| We can't go to the movies, they're closed. | ||
| But they opened the movies to online. | ||
| Oh, that's right. | ||
| We can watch The Hunt after this. | ||
| We can go watch that, and we can do something different tomorrow. | ||
| We should watch The Hunt. | ||
| Yeah, we'll do it on Monday. | ||
| Yeah, you guys know The Hunt, where basically a bunch of conservatives get kidnapped by liberals. | ||
| And I thought they canceled it, didn't they? | ||
| And they were like, let's bring it back! | ||
| Let's do it anyway! | ||
| Let's prep everyone for the real purge that's happening soon. | ||
| Oh yeah, coming soon to a town near you. | ||
| Dude, no. | ||
| Alright, let's read a little bit more. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Keep sidetracking us, sorry. | ||
| David Jensen says, since you were talking about people with no inner monologue, you should also talk about people who can't visualize things in their heads. | ||
| I can't visualize in my head. | ||
| Oh, weird. | ||
| To me, that's crazy. | ||
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Wow. | |
| That's crazy. | ||
| I was talking to Nisha earlier about that. | ||
| It's like, you know, not a lot of people have an inner monologue, but it's not the inner monologue that people think, like the movie inner monologue. | ||
| It's like, I went to the store and then, oh man, I was really nervous about meeting this girl at this date. | ||
| It's like, no one's Actually thinking that yeah, it's not it's not that but Most of the time it is visual visualizing things in your head when I guess what you do You know when I scan of a visual thing when I'm so I think in several different ways So when I skate before I do a trick if I'm trying to learn something new I like slow motion visualize how I do it my head and | ||
| But what does a person do that can't do that? | ||
| What is going on? | ||
| Like this person just said, they can't visualize things. | ||
| They're not visual. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| So what is going on in there? | ||
| What are you thinking when you think? | ||
| If you can't visualize something and you have no inner monologue, what is it? | ||
| What exists in there, in your brain? | ||
| I'm seriously asking. | ||
| I'm curious. | ||
| I have no idea. | ||
| We gotta get someone on the show. | ||
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Let's grab some more of these. | |
| Student of History says, Hey Tim, what do you think of the odds of chloroquine being a helpful drug in all of this? | ||
| Also, have you seen in a Nutshells video about Corona, says the immuno response is actually the reason you get hit. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So the immune reaction is really harsh and fills your lungs with fluid and then you can't breathe and then That's why I think they put someone into an induced coma to try and like reduce this somehow or something like that. | ||
| Oh wow. | ||
| Dean Badger says, I imagine a cop going, what are you doing out here? | ||
| You cough on your hand and start walking toward him. | ||
| He shoots you because he's in fear for his life. | ||
| Justified. | ||
| Yeah, well, no in America. | ||
| That's frighteningly true. | ||
| Maham says, we cannot have a nation shutdown. | ||
| The media cause so much to panic by. | ||
| I can barely get food myself in the city. | ||
| If not, disregard safety measures. | ||
| If this shutdown gets approved, then all civility will be lost in the US. | ||
| There are new videos and photos emerging of beautiful pristine stocked shelves at Costco. | ||
| And it's like people celebrating capitalism. | ||
| But yes, Costco had a bunch of the supplies in the back, just needed to restock them. | ||
| So a lot of these images of the shelves being empty was because people went in really, really fast, took it all, and then they didn't have a night to restock everything. | ||
| So now the restocking has happened. | ||
| Like, we got milk. | ||
| We should go to Costco again. | ||
| But now I'm not even worried at all. | ||
| I don't even want to go to Costco. | ||
| So the milk was all gone the other day, today. | ||
| Milk. | ||
| No problem. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Milk and bread. | ||
| All good. | ||
| No distilled water, though. | ||
| That was a bummer. | ||
| Yeah, the water thing. | ||
| People are starting to wise up on the water. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Travis Potter says, this is the second quarantine here in southwest Michigan within a year. | ||
| Last fall we had an outbreak of triple E, which led to restrictions on when we could be outside. | ||
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Whoa, crazy. | |
| Wow, I never knew that. | ||
| TheBatman and Chevron5, thanks for becoming members. | ||
| Thanks, guys. | ||
| Kaj says, Pim Tool, I am become Beanie, cover of Heads. | ||
| Lydia, are you sworn to carry Tim's burdens? | ||
| Soy Jesus is the cat's name. | ||
| Buko or Boku? | ||
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Boku. | |
| Tim, any thoughts on the locust swarm ravaging China's food supplies? | ||
| You said it. | ||
| I'm shocked you said it. | ||
| Yeah, it was you. | ||
| They were asking you. | ||
| It's Boku. | ||
| True. | ||
| Tim says Boku. | ||
| His name's Boku. | ||
| Adam says Boku. | ||
| No, it's not. | ||
| It is Boku. | ||
| I took him to the vet. | ||
| His Christian name. | ||
| And I changed his name. | ||
| Doesn't matter. | ||
| He's named after Jordan Peterson. | ||
| Stop deadnaming him. | ||
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Nope. | |
| He's named after Jordan Peterson. | ||
| It's not cool. | ||
| It's true. | ||
| And that name will not be changed. | ||
| How is this Christian name? | ||
| It can't be changed. | ||
| Now he has nicknames. | ||
| He does. | ||
| He does. | ||
| But his name is Bucko because of Jordan Peterson. | ||
| Nah. | ||
| He's trying times. | ||
| I think that's very important. | ||
| It's Boku. | ||
| It's a final say. | ||
| They were asking me, Tim. | ||
| It's Boku. | ||
| Please continue now. | ||
| There is a locust swarm in China and other places. | ||
| Like we literally have one of the plagues. | ||
| Dude, what is going on? | ||
| My grandma is pretty religious, and she loves to talk about how the end is coming. | ||
| She's been talking about it for a while. | ||
| Like, well, that's kind of how she explains things away now. | ||
| Like, oh, it's really bad. | ||
| Well, the end's coming. | ||
| It's resigned. | ||
| Well, you know, we're all going to die. | ||
| OK, grandma. | ||
| We've got to talk about these kids. | ||
| So I'll try and get through these. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And there's always more. | ||
| We're getting slammed by super jets today. | ||
| Where are we at? | ||
| Where are we at? | ||
| Love you guys. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Oh man, there's just so many coming in. | ||
| Appreciate it. | ||
| But now I'm trying to figure out where we were because... Well, this is our show now, Tim. | ||
| Yeah, it is. | ||
| Yeah, which is fine. | ||
| Wow, all right, we're gonna have to, okay, I'll take a couple more. | ||
| Clean your fur, bucko. | ||
| Unhandled exception says, my roommate and I took your advice around the beginning of February, several cases of canned food and six cases of MREs. | ||
| They just told everyone at work to WFH yesterday. | ||
| Work from home. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Elfo, thanks for the super chat. | ||
| Bdub says, Lydia, did you hear about the girl licking women's toilets? | ||
| She said, if the symptoms of the virus are hot and popular, I'm ill. | ||
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What? | |
| Hot and popular. | ||
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Wow. | |
| Good one. | ||
| I don't think you're popular if you're licking an airplane toilet. | ||
| Aaron Hurst says, the reason people are often confident about things they know little about is called the Dunning-Kruger effect. | ||
| Perfect. | ||
| That was what I was thinking. | ||
| Jamie, Tony, and Bradley, and Swampy, thanks for coming to Members. | ||
| Thank you guys. | ||
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You're welcome. | |
| Drakis says, love your work, Tim. | ||
| My island state of Tasmania has 10 cases. | ||
| We've instituted a mandatory 14-day quarantine for all non-essential people entering from the rest of Australia. | ||
| Smart. | ||
| Trumpelstiltskin says North Jersey and Bergen County residents have already fled to their summer homes on Long Beach Island in South Jersey. | ||
| Bergen has the first mobile test site in NJ. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| Oh, wow. | ||
| Zappi says, if the apocalypse comes, I'm going to team up with non-pretentious vegetarians just so I have more meat for myself. | ||
| Oh, that's smart. | ||
| True Vikings fan, thanks for becoming a member. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Vosh says, FRH, flameless ration heater. | ||
| In the MRE is magnesium, iron, and salt. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| The gas you smell is hydrogen. | ||
| So actually, yeah, and you can capture the hydrogen, and then, you know, light it up. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Fun. | ||
| I Don't Greasy says, I have heard the FBI might stop 4,473 background checks, effectively stopping all new firearm sales. | ||
| I ordered a new AR-15 lower from the Carolinas, I live in AZ, fighting the clock with UPS currently. | ||
| Yeah, I heard something similar. | ||
| Chaosmite says, wanted to say that China's cities makes New York look small, yet we supposed to believe their numbers. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| CrowFu says, I work in a prison in New York and it took an arm and a leg to get visits cancelled and we still are drafting inmates. | ||
| New York is horrible and a far-left stupidity state. | ||
| Inmates get chemo, tablets, sex changes, etc. | ||
| What's next? | ||
| Jared says, when people say, wouldn't it be cool if, insert disaster here, what they're saying is, wouldn't it be awesome if it were a challenge worth rising to? | ||
| Life is too easy. | ||
| There you go, man. | ||
| Christopher and Patrick, thanks for becoming members. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Steven Ortiz says, US standard issue military MREs have a two to three year shelf life. | ||
| Just remember, they have a high calorie count because they were made for very specific situations. | ||
| Good to know. | ||
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| Joshua says, Alaska is looking at giving out the remaining amount, approximately $1,200, that was expected on the 2019 PFD. | ||
| Double the assistance for us up north. | ||
| Well, good for you guys. | ||
| Glad to hear it. | ||
| Bdub says, leftists. | ||
| It's just the flu, bro. | ||
| Trump, it's just the flu, bro. | ||
| Leftists. | ||
| Ree, orange man bad. | ||
| When Trump ordered the shutdown of travel from China, all of these articles popped up slamming him, saying, oh, what is this xenophobia? | ||
| Blah, blah, blah. | ||
| Then Dr. Anthony Fauci on the news the other day, it's like, it's a good thing Trump did this! | ||
| And they're like, oh. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We respect him. | ||
| He's right. | ||
| Kyle and Trucillent, thanks for coming to members. | ||
| I Don't Greasey says, please talk about the FBI possibly stopping background checks for firearms, effectively stopping all new sales. | ||
| As well, there was HR-5717 introduced, basically the most gun control ever introduced to the house. | ||
| Well, I haven't seen it, but it is true. | ||
| If you can't get a background check, you can't buy. | ||
| And they've shut down background checks, so. | ||
| You can't buy it. | ||
| Welcome to the Workaround for the Second Amendment. | ||
| James Murray says, here is five dollars per hole I would like you to drill into your table. | ||
| I love you, but you gotta hide that cable. | ||
| Which one? | ||
| Oh, these cables on the table? | ||
| Ah, whatever. | ||
| Should we drill holes in the table? | ||
| No, it would make sense if we just had them come from this way. | ||
| I was thinking about that, actually. | ||
| It does bug me. | ||
| I'm with you. | ||
| Whoever just commented that. | ||
| Four-legged thanks for becoming a member and Gen X side. | ||
| Elfo says, a disease found in Lyme, Connecticut gets its own name. | ||
| A disease found in Uganda by the West Nile gets its own name. | ||
| Disease near the Ebola River gets its own name. | ||
| Yet it's racist to call it the Wuhan virus. | ||
| Welcome to the media. | ||
| There's literally nothing the president could do. | ||
| Such nonsense. | ||
| Cancel culture. | ||
| So let me see if I can find this story. | ||
| Ooh, I got a couple of stories, but this is the one I really want to get to. | ||
| The new trend! | ||
| Young people who have no regard for, I don't know, existence. | ||
| They're basically a whole bunch of little jokers. | ||
| Out-of-control teenagers coughing on grocery store produce. | ||
| Let me first say something. | ||
| This may surprise many of you, but I'm going to have some defensive words for Millennials. | ||
| Often I like to rag on Millennials for being stunted, you know, lackadaisical layabouts. | ||
| Well, Millennials are actually getting older now. | ||
| They're not the teens that are doing this stupid stuff. | ||
| We're complaining about these young'uns now. | ||
| So here's what's happening. | ||
| Because, you know, the same thing was probably true for Gen X when they were younger. | ||
| Because Millennial was the go-to, like, Repscallion with no regard for whatever. | ||
| Okay, Boomer. | ||
| It's the same thing. | ||
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Right. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, no, no, that's going up. | ||
| Right, it's the other way. | ||
| They drag millennials for all of the things that Gen Z is doing. | ||
| Millennials are nearing 40. | ||
| They're in their mid-30s now. | ||
| They have houses in the suburbs and kids. | ||
| And kids, what? | ||
| They are not the ones going around planking, partying in South Beach during a pandemic. | ||
| They're the ones on the balconies screaming, go home. | ||
| Yeah, we're getting old. | ||
| Yeah, we're getting real cranky. | ||
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And now we're cranky, and these whippersnappers coughing on produce. | |
| Doing shots out of each other's butts. | ||
| I never knew about that. | ||
| I don't know if I believe it. | ||
| The beer on the butts thing? | ||
| Yeah, the beer on the butts thing. | ||
| Yeah, they pour it down the crack and then catch it under the crack. | ||
| And they do it, it's like a human centipede thing. | ||
| So what, they're putting their mouth at the tank? | ||
| Dude, they're going under the butts. | ||
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Have you been to South Beach, bro? | |
| No! | ||
| And I will never go! | ||
| Well, yeah, because you're an old man. | ||
| We did go to South Beach actually that one time. | ||
| That's right, we did. | ||
| We walked through and we were like, look at all these crazy people. | ||
| I have only two words for you, bro. | ||
| Okay, boomer. | ||
| Oh my gosh! | ||
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Okay, boomer. | |
| Sure. | ||
| And now I'm officially a boomer and a millennial. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Somehow. | ||
| Idle teenagers are participating in a disturbing trend of coughing on grocery store produce and posting their pranks online as the nation fights the coronavirus, which is known to spread from human droplets spraying from mouths. | ||
| The latest incident occurred in the Washington exurb of Percival, Virginia, some 55 miles from the White House. | ||
| According to a Percival Police Department report, an incident occurred at a local grocery store involving juveniles reportedly coughing on produce while filming themselves and posting it on social media. | ||
| Congratulations, young people. | ||
| You are dumb. | ||
| The report said that the store, identified on social media as Harris Teeter, immediately removed the items and cleaned up the area. | ||
| The police said the grocery store immediately removed the items in question and has taken appropriate measures to ensure the health of store patrons. | ||
| On a community Facebook page, One woman who said she witnessed the event wrote, Punk teenagers are hitting the grocery stores, coughing all over the produce and the grocery items, filming it and posting it to YouTube. | ||
| It scared the hell out of one elderly woman who was just trying to grocery shop. | ||
| Why the hell aren't these people keeping their teens home? | ||
| This is not summer vacay. | ||
| The police investigating the case said there is a national trend by teenagers to cough on food and film it. | ||
| That sounds right. | ||
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It does, it sounds right. | |
| It's not even surprising anymore. | ||
| No, I'm not. | ||
| ways of what we are we are asking for parental assistance in monitoring your | ||
| teenagers activities as well as their social media posts to avoid the increase | ||
| of any further such incidents we have learned that this appears to be | ||
| disturbing trend on social media across the country and we ask for help from | ||
| parents discourage this behavior immediately in the past two weeks | ||
| schools around the nation have closed as authorities deal with the virus on go | ||
| back to work so this quote here when they're saying we're asking for parental | ||
| assistance like no no no Don't assist. | ||
| Be parents to your kids. | ||
| Do your job. | ||
| Do your job. | ||
| You have kids. | ||
| It's your responsibility to teach them that this is stupid. | ||
| And this pisses me off. | ||
| So Argentina's on lockdown. | ||
| Stupid people. | ||
| And there was a video on Reddit of a bunch of Gen Z people like hanging out in the park. | ||
| And then cops show up in hazmat suits and start running full speed and like tackling them and arresting them. | ||
| And I have mixed feelings about this. | ||
| Like, I'm not sure I'm a fan of the government coming in and cracking down on people standing around in the park, but I'm also extremely annoyed by these ridiculously arrogant morons who are like, who cares, whatever, it's dumb. | ||
| I'm just trying to get likes. | ||
| I can't get hurt. | ||
| Oh yeah, coughing on, yeah. | ||
| Yeah, you're so cool. | ||
| And it's dudes who are in face the brunt. | ||
| It's like these little kids, now that they're out of school, they have nothing to do, so they're doing what social media has bred them to do. | ||
| Yeah, that's true. | ||
| Be stupid, because it gets them clicks. | ||
| You gotta stop glorifying this stuff. | ||
| It's not even about glorifying it. | ||
| It's about... They do, though. | ||
| They're in the news. | ||
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Boom. | |
| They won. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| They won. | ||
| It's not even about glorifying it. | ||
| Well, it's great. | ||
| This is the first time we've done this or talked about something like this. | ||
| And I don't see their names. | ||
| I don't see their pictures. | ||
| I don't see the videos of them coughing. | ||
| Awesome. | ||
| This is great. | ||
| This is just exactly what needed to happen. | ||
| Like, parents need to know that this is the case. | ||
| Stop it from doing it. | ||
| Boom. | ||
| Here's the thing, right? | ||
| This is over the top. | ||
| Agreed. | ||
| But even the kids, I shouldn't even say the kids, they're like 20 or older. | ||
| Oh, much no better. | ||
| What says teenagers? | ||
| No, but I'm talking about the South Beach stuff. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| So, like, these are, you know, older college students. | ||
| Drinking, yeah. | ||
| We are getting these mandatory lockdowns now because of that. | ||
| In New Jersey, they put the curfew in place because the governor straight up said there are too many videos of these young people going to bars and just not caring. | ||
| So now we're going to shut the bars down. | ||
| 8 p.m. | ||
| So you mean to tell me I can't responsibly, you know, go about my business? | ||
| Maybe have a drink? | ||
| Because a bunch of dumb kids are sharing drinks and partying and sipping booze off each other's butts? | ||
| I mean, I'm pretty sure we're at the point where you know that it's much easier and better to just go spend Yeah. | ||
| the same amount you'd at the bar for like five times the amount of liquor | ||
| figure it out and bring it home and bring all your friends home | ||
| but his hair hang out here so you know what maybe we're in the suburbs of a | ||
| backyard yeah dude I do lucky I do not envy city full man I | ||
| I'm grateful for that skate ramp to I was skating out there, and it's awesome. | ||
| I don't know what I would do without it. | ||
| So I'm seeing all these posts where people are talking about exercises you can do at home. | ||
| Yeah, I know. | ||
| Because there are people who live in cubicles in New York, and they spend most of their time outside of their cubicle. | ||
| They just sleep in it, but now you can't. | ||
| Well, there's this whole skate thing going around where people are doing skate tricks inside. | ||
| It's kind of cool, actually. | ||
| Actually, one kid did a trick, and I saw the floor break. | ||
| I was like, ooh! | ||
| I don't think he even noticed. | ||
| I saw one cool thing where... That's cool. | ||
| They're rocking out some killer tricks inside. | ||
| A dude using just the deck with no wheels. | ||
| See, this is the cool stuff kids are doing. | ||
| I saw that, actually, with the couch. | ||
| On the couch. | ||
| Popping up on the couch. | ||
| Dude, I was so tempted. | ||
| Popped up on the couch and then did a kickflip off of it. | ||
| He did a few tricks. | ||
| That was cool. | ||
| Check it out, man. | ||
| Skateboarders are doing cool stuff. | ||
| Yeah, they are. | ||
| They're not going out and causing problems. | ||
| That's right, they're not drinking. | ||
| They're not coughing on produce. | ||
| Here's the thing, you know what it is? | ||
| Skateboarders have an outlet for doing something on camera to get likes. | ||
| That's a good point. | ||
| It's true. | ||
| It's the trick. | ||
| These people don't have that, so they fill that gap with nonsense like coughing on people's, you know, on produce in stores and causing trouble. | ||
| Club chasing, yeah. | ||
| That's crazy, man. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| You know, I think that might be why I never grew up... Actually, look. | ||
| When I was younger, we did dumb stuff. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But we wouldn't go into a store and cough on people's produce. | ||
| Like, that's weird. | ||
| We would go out and skate, and we would do other things like... I guess I grew up in the Bam Margera, CKY kind of era. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So hurting your friends and yourself more than others. | ||
| But it was consensual. | ||
| So like getting in a shopping cart and then having to crash into a curb and you go flying out of it and roll in the grass. | ||
| Or into a bush. | ||
| Everybody seemed to love doing that. | ||
| I will admit I've done it myself. | ||
| I was more into the skateboarding though, right? | ||
| So what we were doing was stupid kid stuff, but skateboarding quickly became that outlet where it was like We didn't even have really likes back then, I guess. | ||
| We still had video views and stuff in the early days of social media. | ||
| But if you wanted to get attention and you wanted to show off, you had to be good at skateboarding. | ||
| Yeah, you had to be really good. | ||
| So even the kids I knew who didn't like skateboarding would still try and do something. | ||
| To be like, look, I can do something too. | ||
| Now you've got kids who grew up without anything, but social media is making it so, well, they want followers. | ||
| That's like the thing to be successful these days. | ||
| How many followers do you have? | ||
| How many likes do you have? | ||
| How many views do you get? | ||
| Well, they found a way. | ||
| So, it's like the dude who got arrested for licking the ice cream. | ||
| It's gonna keep getting worse. | ||
| And now that we're in a national emergency, I wouldn't be surprised if we're gonna see this tenfold. | ||
| I agree, because, I mean, even the celebrities are going crazy. | ||
| Oh, that's right. | ||
| In their rich-ass places. | ||
| Desperate for attention. | ||
| Yeah, they're desperate for attention. | ||
| They're dying. | ||
| Let alone, like, the kids that, you know, they're actually getting attention when they go to school. | ||
| You know, they're around with their peers and other kids, like, you know, there still is that aspect, so they're getting some sort of something from it. | ||
| But now that they have nothing, you know, they gotta stay inside their homes, it's just gonna be like... | ||
| Oh, I gotta get attention. | ||
| Itching? | ||
| I need attention. | ||
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I need that Instagram. | |
| Let me get a couple likes. | ||
| The internet was a mistake. | ||
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I know, right? | |
| I'm kidding. | ||
| The internet's awesome. | ||
| Yeah, the internet's great. | ||
| In some ways, it really magnifies all our flaws. | ||
| Well, the bigger problem is bad parenting. | ||
| We're asking parents for assistance here. | ||
| No, it's called telling the parents to do their jobs as parents. | ||
| Smack the kid. | ||
| I'm kidding, don't smack him. | ||
| But I'm being facetious. | ||
| Just be a parent. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| I'm not a parent. | ||
| I'm not a parent either, but I helped raise so many kids in my life. | ||
| Because I have younger siblings. | ||
| I have younger cousins. | ||
| For days I've got younger cousins. | ||
| And there was always a baby around. | ||
| It was always pitched off to the teenagers of the family, which happened to be me for a while. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| This is just like the hard times make strong men. | ||
| So we've got parents. | ||
| It's a bubble. | ||
| So they keep trying to be the cool parents. | ||
| I'm cool. | ||
| I'm hip. | ||
| I'm with it. | ||
| Oh, and then do what you want kids. | ||
| That was really funny. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And so the kids are out of control and they do dumb stuff. | ||
| And of course, not all of Gen Z. They don't want to offend anyone, especially their kid. | ||
| Oh, that, yeah, do you see, um, speaking of the coronavirus, right? | ||
| Colbert, he built his career off offensive comedy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Mocking different races and stereotypes, and he defended it by saying, my character made those jokes. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Now, now that he's on CBS, he's just- He was gonna say, he's letting go of his character, and now he's gonna be himself. | ||
| He said that when he started his show. | ||
| Right, right, right, but the point is, Dude, just because he's doing a character, he's making offensive jokes. | ||
| He had a routine where he would make fun of Asians, and then every time he got called out and they would attack him for it, he would double down. | ||
| And it was hilarious. | ||
| And we all respected it. | ||
| Like, you go, man. | ||
| It's a joke. | ||
| Grow up. | ||
| Now that he left and went to CBS, now he's completely in agreement with all of these, like, can't make nasty jokes or whatever. | ||
| That's a shame. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| So it's the desperation to fit in and the evolution of the people who are supposed to be cool will say whatever they have to say. | ||
| So when these kids are out of control and say whatever they want, the parents go, you got it! | ||
| Whatever you say. | ||
| They become losers. | ||
| They become weak. | ||
| Let's do this. | ||
| Let's jump now to the celebrities are losing their minds story. | ||
| And we'll go through this one. | ||
| Sam Smith shares quarantine meltdown on Instagram. | ||
| I don't care. | ||
| Well, we're done. | ||
| Thanks for checking it out. | ||
| No, no, I have some theories about what's wrong with celebrities. | ||
| Please. | ||
| Someone in the comments was asking, I think it was Zero, he wants a Tim theory. | ||
| So check it out. | ||
| Just any sort of Tim theory. | ||
| Here comes the Tim theory. | ||
| Give it to him. | ||
| When you are a little kid, and let's imagine you're a child actor, actress, musician, whatever, Disney kid, you know. | ||
| Everyone in the world keeps telling you how amazing you are. | ||
| You grow up with this intense pressure, you gotta be the best, you gotta do this, and you're on top of the world. | ||
| As a little kid. | ||
| You now feel, as you grow up, the amount of love and attention you got from the entire world is baseline. | ||
| Not good, not bad. | ||
| Normal. | ||
| So what happens when you become a weird-looking adult, and then all of a sudden, people don't give you that much attention anymore, and you go down to slightly below average for you? | ||
| You're still famous. | ||
| We see these child actors and actresses go insane. | ||
| Starting fires in driveways, throwing bongs out windows. | ||
| And add that to our conversation yesterday. | ||
| About, you know, the female versus guys thing, you know? | ||
| It's like, if the baseline starts here for everybody now, everyone's starting up here, like, no matter if you're a guy or a girl, you know, then it's actually even worse for girls because it gets worse over time. | ||
| These kids and these celebrities are told constantly by everyone how amazing and smart they are because they got money and power. | ||
| And so they got Yes Men and boot liquors all over the place. | ||
| Brown nosers, jamming their noses straight up the butts. | ||
| And it feels good. | ||
| Like drinking beer. | ||
| What happens then when you get locked down in a quarantine? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| All of a sudden, there's no one there to tell you how amazing you are. | ||
| So you freak out. | ||
| And guess what? | ||
| Dude's crying. | ||
| Like the dude cried apparently. | ||
| Oh, they took the picture off. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Of him crying? | ||
| Yeah, there was a picture of him crying. | ||
| But that was the Daily Mail, it was a different article. | ||
| So apparently... I don't care! | ||
| Write another song! | ||
| You're a musician! | ||
| Seriously, when I'm stuck somewhere with my guitar, guess what I do? | ||
| I play guitar. | ||
| And I write a song about it. | ||
| It's because you're an actual artist. | ||
| He's not! | ||
| Well thank you that you consider me an artist. | ||
| Florbo told Florbo's self that Florbo was going to stay home and stay safe. | ||
| I cry a lot. | ||
| So for those that aren't familiar, Florbo is the word I use for gender neutral because if you're not a man or a woman, you're a Florbo. | ||
| That is correct. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| No, no, no, anybody who opts to use a non-standard pronoun is floor bone. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| So, what you end up with are people who say, I'm going to make you use the pronoun I want | ||
| you to use. | ||
| And my response is, no. | ||
| Well, here's the problem. | ||
| If I use your pronoun, I could offend someone else. | ||
| You know, I'm going to try not to offend you, but if I don't say your pronoun, you'll get | ||
| If I do, someone else in the room will get offended. | ||
| And I think it's fair that we avoid offending everybody. | ||
| So now I'm gonna call you a Florbo. | ||
| Yep. | ||
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Alright? | |
| That's fair. | ||
| Florbo. | ||
| Florbo. | ||
| I really do, I do like it. | ||
| I agree with it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That way, you know, and it's also, like, you can't tell me what to say. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Yeah, don't tell me what to do. | ||
| But, uh, so Sam Smith apparently had a breakdown, but I, this is my theory, right? | ||
| And I'll reiterate, I don't care. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Think about a little kid who is a movie star, and then once they start getting older and go through the awkward phase or whatever, now people aren't saying nice things to them anymore. | ||
| And it feels like they're doing something wrong. | ||
| So YouTubers experience this, and it's really funny. | ||
| People- YouTubers' moods are predictable based on their traffic. | ||
| Like, you can go to a vlogger's channel, look at their past week of YouTube videos, and you'll see their view count slowly going down, and then all of a sudden a video will emerge where they're like, I don't know if I can do this anymore. | ||
| And they're like, it's just been so hard on me, and I'm like struggling with this, and I'm like, yeah bro, your views have been going down. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Now it's- it's possible their views are going down because they were losing their heart, they weren't into it anymore. | ||
| But in reality, this is a known phenomenon. | ||
| That people are attaching their success to the number associated with their videos. | ||
| The same is true for these celebrities, who are now freaking out. | ||
| Look at this one, this one's funny. | ||
| The quarantine celebrities have lost their minds. | ||
| Although, Will Ferrell is funny in every single... Look at it. | ||
| Show this picture. | ||
| Look how funny his face is. | ||
| His face is great. | ||
| His face is great! | ||
| He's just always crazy, I guess. | ||
| He looks funny right there. | ||
| It looks like he's just like, he probably was like, toughed his hair up like, oh yeah, I'm gonna lean into this crazy celebrity thing. | ||
| Oh yeah, you bet. | ||
| He has a sense of humor. | ||
| Right? | ||
| I cannot stand these people. | ||
| You know what, I couldn't bring myself to unmute the video and actually listen. | ||
| I still haven't heard it. | ||
| I don't know what it sounds like and I don't want to hear it. | ||
| I don't want to do it. | ||
| The Daily Beast, for once, nails it, calling the video cursed. | ||
| If that cursed Imagine Singalong video from Gal Gadot is any indication, the quarantine celebs are starting to lose it. | ||
| Thankfully, we found some making things nice, too. | ||
| We found some making things nice. | ||
| I'm going to assume that's Will Ferrell's part of it, just because I want to. | ||
| No, no, he's just talking about like... No, I just want to believe it. | ||
| All right, all right, okay. | ||
| Conversation over. | ||
| So, you know what's the cringiest thing? | ||
| Well, first of all, this is just so, so awful. | ||
| Look, man, I'm not trying to... I always want to clarify, when I say negative things, it's not to elicit an emotional response from someone. | ||
| Like when someone insults you, they're trying to make you get an emotional reaction. | ||
| I'm not trying to do that. | ||
| I genuinely detest this. | ||
| I mean, there was a time that I was affected by people insulting me, because I was modeling for a long time, and my face was all over the place, and I did certain things that people made fun of me, and I used to get upset about it. | ||
| And then I realized one day, it didn't really matter what other people think. | ||
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Just turn it off. | |
| Turn the screen off. | ||
| Yeah, it's great. | ||
| Look at Sarah Silverman's face. | ||
| She even knows how cringey it is. | ||
| She's cringing herself. | ||
| She's like, oh, this is bad, but I'm going to do it. | ||
| All right, sorry, go ahead. | ||
| These people are like narcissism incarnate. | ||
| It's like, man, it's just the worst people you've ever met. | ||
| The absolute worst snooty elitists who think they're smarter and better than you. | ||
| And this is why they're celebrities, because they're driven to be in front of everyone else. | ||
| I was reading this study that said, why is it so many celebrities are narcissists? | ||
| And it said, if you take a hundred people, And you have 99 of them saying, and are modest, and unsure of themselves at some times, or ask for advice. | ||
| They'll say things like, a regular person, you know, I made this painting, what do you think of it? | ||
| Do you think it's good? | ||
| I'm not so sure I like it. | ||
| The narcissist says, everything I do is amazing! | ||
| Everyone needs to look at me! | ||
| And so they jump out in front of everyone and start dancing around so everyone can see them, and that's why they become celebrities. | ||
| Then they think, well, we're special celebrities. | ||
| Let's all text everybody because everyone will love us so much if we do this video together. | ||
| And I'm just like, you people are awful. | ||
| It's just awful. | ||
| It's bad. | ||
| But I really do feel like... | ||
| They know what they're doing. | ||
| Your era is gone. | ||
| The celebrities doing these silly things. | ||
| Like, they got a text message together and they said, hey everybody, let's all do this thing to people. | ||
| Like, they think they're this special thing. | ||
| You're not. | ||
| You're just weird people. | ||
| You're arrogant and narcissistic. | ||
| And bored. | ||
| And bored. | ||
| Too much money. | ||
| I think they're bored. | ||
| Too much time. | ||
| They're used to having strict schedules for movies, and then they have, like, two months off where they're like, oh, I have off. | ||
| I can travel to some exotic place. | ||
| Not all of them. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I mean, like, some of them are not really doing much right now. | ||
| Well, then why are they going crazy if they're not doing much? | ||
| Because they're narcissists who are used to having everyone shove their noses up their butts. | ||
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Right. | |
| Now they're locked in their house saying, like, imagine this way. | ||
| Imagine if every day you went to a meeting and, like, ten people walked up and started sniffing your butt. | ||
| You'd be used to it to be normal. | ||
| And then one day you're at home, you're under quarantine and no one's sniffed your butt. | ||
| You're going to be like, dude, I need to go on Twitter and get some people to start sniffing my butt. | ||
| And then you start tweeting and posting this dumb stuff, thinking that now people are going to give you that attention you want. | ||
| I bet these people go through their mentions and like read every single one. | ||
| I mean, everybody likes attention. | ||
| Everybody. | ||
| No, that's not true. | ||
| I don't agree with that. | ||
| No, there are people who are introverted and don't like being the center of attention. | ||
| In some ways, they like attention. | ||
| Somewhere. | ||
| I think people like being respected. | ||
| They like social acceptance and approval. | ||
| OK. | ||
| That's another way of saying it. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| So something happened to these people. | ||
| Not all of them. | ||
| I think Will Ferrell's all right. | ||
| He's a funny guy. | ||
| He seems cool. | ||
| But I think a lot of these celebrities, something happened to them when they were young, where they didn't ever get fulfilled, or their parents never told them you're doing a good job or something. | ||
| It's like the stereotype of the mom with the little girl. | ||
| And she's always yelling at her, like, you have to act harder and sing better! | ||
| But, mom, I'm trying. | ||
| No, do harder! | ||
| And it's like, no matter what she does, it's never good enough. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Then when she's older, it's this. | ||
| She needs everyone to be tweeting at her, you're the best, I love you, you're so great. | ||
| Otherwise, they feel like they've done something wrong. | ||
| That's what I was saying about child actors. | ||
| Yeah, that's true. | ||
| Could be it. | ||
| I see it. | ||
| If you grow up, and you're on stage, and you're, you know, everyone's clapping and cheering for you, what happens then when your show is over? | ||
| Like, what was that chick from All That? | ||
| And then she had her own show, the Amanda show, Amanda Bynes. | ||
| Oh, she went crazy. | ||
| I think she's doing okay now. | ||
| Did she go crazy? | ||
| I don't know anything about that. | ||
| Yeah, she like started a fire in a driveway. | ||
| Seriously? | ||
| Yeah, she was on All That when she was young, and then she had her own show called The Amanda Show, and that's actually where that dude Drake from Drake and Josh got his start too. | ||
| I don't know about that either. | ||
| And he got his own show. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| You don't know Drake and Josh? | ||
| It's like a kid sitcom. | ||
| I don't know, man. | ||
| It's just like Disney Channel stuff. | ||
| People know this stuff. | ||
| I'm sorry, wait. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| TV? | ||
| No, I don't watch TV. | ||
| Anyway, the point is, she was young. | ||
| She was on the show. | ||
| She had her own show. | ||
| And then all of a sudden, as time went on, she started going crazy. | ||
| Like Lindsay Lohan, too. | ||
| Oh yeah, I remember that. | ||
| Britney Spears. | ||
| She went crazy too, didn't she? | ||
| She did have a little meltdown. | ||
| That was short. | ||
| I don't know about that. | ||
| That was short. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I remember a time where she went crazy. | ||
| She shaved all her hair off. | ||
| That was because of drug testing. | ||
| She was getting drug tested? | ||
| They wanted to take her kid away. | ||
| So, I don't know the full story. | ||
| Stressful. | ||
| They wanted to do a hair test, so she shaved her head off, so they couldn't do a hair test, because she had, you know, long hair. | ||
| Ten years of hair. | ||
| Yeah, okay. | ||
| So, I don't know the full story, so I don't wanna, I'm not gonna slam Britney. | ||
| I don't know anything about it. | ||
| No, I'm kidding. | ||
| But I'm not here to defend, you know, Britney Spears or whatever. | ||
| The point is, yeah, a lot of them go through these weird breakdowns where they lose it and they go nuts. | ||
| It reminds me of, you ever see the movie Dogma? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| When Bethany, in the beginning, says that when she was younger, she had a glass that was full of faith. | ||
| But as she got older, the glass got bigger, but the amount of faith going into that glass was never enough to fill it. | ||
| I don't remember it very well, but... That's the analogy she used. | ||
| Like, when you're little, you have a small glass that you fill with water. | ||
| And it's really easy to fill, you only need a little bit. | ||
| But as you get older, and your glass becomes bigger, you need more and more to give you that feeling. | ||
| That's what it's like when... So, like, to go back to the YouTubers thing, If every day a YouTuber's views isn't a little bit better, they feel bad. | ||
| Like, oh no, I need to do better every day. | ||
| It's impossible. | ||
| They don't get that dopamine kick. | ||
| So people are going on these dopamine retreats where they're like, they don't have detoxing from dopamine. | ||
| And then when they come out of it, it's like everything's amazing again. | ||
| It's almost like if you don't drop acid and unlock that third eye. | ||
| No kids. | ||
| No, don't do that. | ||
| Family show. | ||
| Don't do that. | ||
| I'm just talking about It's also like fasting. | ||
| Like if you don't eat for a day, the next day everything tastes better. | ||
| It's like you gotta relax, man. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| These people couldn't let it go. | ||
| They couldn't take one quarantine and do nothing. | ||
| They had to be like, but we must be the center of attention. | ||
| Let's all sing the Beatles. | ||
| And everyone's making fun of them for it. | ||
| Good. | ||
| You should be made fun of. | ||
| You're weird people. | ||
| Well, they're getting their attention, aren't they? | ||
| I mean, we are too, so. | ||
| I mean, who am I to speak, right? | ||
| We have a show. | ||
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Whatever. | |
| Yeah, that's true. | ||
| We got 9,000 people hanging out with us right now, so. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Woo! | |
| My dopamine is through the roof. | ||
| No, but admittedly, like, we had 11,000 yesterday and the day before. | ||
| We have 9,000 today. | ||
| I don't care. | ||
| Yeah, right. | ||
| Like, I'm glad everyone's here. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| If people wanted to leave, I'd be like, well, you know, can't win them all, right? | ||
| Maybe more tomorrow. | ||
| Grow up. | ||
| Do your best. | ||
| Carry on. | ||
| And don't be a whiny little baby because you have to quarantine yourself. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Anyway, let's get to the Super Chats. | ||
| After we complained about celebrities while we're on a show with 9,000 concurrent viewers. | ||
| Yes, about that. | ||
| Alright, let's see, where are we at? | ||
| I knew the comments would flush awash with comments about that. | ||
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About what? | |
| That we're on a show? | ||
| No, what I just said earlier. | ||
| Anyway, continue. | ||
| Which one? | ||
| Wait, what? | ||
| No, no, I'm not going to repeat it. | ||
| You told me, like, nah, we're a family show. | ||
| No, that's right. | ||
| We're not doing, we're not dropping anything. | ||
| No dropping stuff. | ||
| Do not drop things. | ||
| Have you ever done DMT? | ||
| I haven't, no. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| All right, Joe. | ||
| But I would. | ||
| Joe's awesome. | ||
| I'm just saying. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| I would. | ||
| All right, where are we at? | ||
| ThatGamer says, my mom was making fun of me because I was prepped for a zombie apocalypse, and who is laughing now? | ||
| With me having enough MREs to last me only three weeks. | ||
| Boom. | ||
| TheLastChickenNugget says, looked up Adam's modeling pics and zams at you. | ||
| That's right, you are Soy Chadham. | ||
| I'm blushing a little bit. | ||
| Kevin Ferguson says, I can't stop looking at the cable now, thanks. | ||
| Oh yeah. | ||
| Oh no. | ||
| I guess I'll have to do that. | ||
| The Grizzly says, can't go to work. | ||
| Luckily already have guns, ammo, and the new Doom game that just got delivered by Amazon. | ||
| Stay safe out there. | ||
| Excellent. | ||
| It's good. | ||
| Dan says, here in Washington State, the system is so backed up, I have symptoms and can't get through to get tested. | ||
| The actual infected must be much higher. | ||
| It's true. | ||
| Ed Caron says, I work loss prevention at Whole Foods, security at a trucking yard, and my dad is in CFD. | ||
| Would love the opportunity to talk to you all about what we see. | ||
| Oh, that'd be interesting. | ||
| Yeah, it would. | ||
| Keith Wagner says, how can I become a member? | ||
| I don't see the option. | ||
| If you don't see the option, go to youtube.com slash timcastirl slash join. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Box pops up. | ||
| Click the button. | ||
| Five bucks a month. | ||
| You get access to the show. | ||
| You got to go to the community section of the YouTube channel. | ||
| We post it there every day. | ||
| YouTube is broken. | ||
| There's a lot wrong with their system. | ||
| But hey, that's how it works for now. | ||
| But we will have the show up on iTunes soon. | ||
| We should be approved by iTunes, and I don't know. | ||
| That's why we keep things family-friendly. | ||
| Yeah, that'd be good. | ||
| Although, surprisingly, iTunes does allow, like, really nasty stuff. | ||
| Ooh. | ||
| Oh, then we'll be fine. | ||
| Yeah, we're fine. | ||
| We're fine. | ||
| We're totally... We're fine! | ||
| People can handle it. | ||
| We're grown-ups, sort of. | ||
| Also, don't forget to click the like button, I guess. | ||
| We should say that earlier on, if it matters. | ||
| Apparently it matters. | ||
| We did, one time. | ||
| Yeah, we did. | ||
| Joe Dutchman says, did you see Trump btfo Peter Alexander? | ||
| He tried to create a fear narrative and when Trump called him out, he backpedaled. | ||
| The leftist media has cut out the context to make Trump look bad. | ||
| No, I was watching it and I was shocked that Trump went there. | ||
| Because the guy just straight up asked like... | ||
| Did you see what the guy asked him before? | ||
| Yeah, I was watching it. | ||
| Oh, like the previous, earlier on? | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| No, I must have missed that question. | ||
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Exactly. | |
| The same guy, what did he say? | ||
| That's what he's saying. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| So the guy basically starts insulting Trump, and then once it comes back to him, he says, what would you say to Americans? | ||
| And then Trump finally just says, you're awful. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because the guy was trying to create a fear narrative, saying, he was saying things to Trump like, why are you trying to give people hope? | ||
| Wire, you know, things like that. | ||
| Oh, yeah, yeah, that's right. | ||
| And so Trump is like, what? | ||
| And so CNN wrote an article saying something like... False narrative of hope. | ||
| No, it said, yeah, Trump offers unsubstantiated hope to America. | ||
| It's like, what? | ||
| He's the president. | ||
| That's his job. | ||
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What is he supposed to do? | |
| That's his job, yeah. | ||
| Imagine this. | ||
| Trump comes out and goes, ladies and gentlemen, it's over. | ||
|
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America's done. | |
| Give up. | ||
| There's no hope. | ||
| There's no hope. | ||
| What? | ||
| So that's why he called them out. | ||
| Okay, okay. | ||
| See, that does make a lot more sense. | ||
| And what happens is, they only take the one snippet. | ||
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Yep. | |
| Dude! | ||
| It was months of CNN and MSNBC saying, the China virus, the China virus, the China virus. | ||
| Trump watches this and then says, so the China virus, and they go, ha, got you, you racist! | ||
| Well, it was like five or 10 minutes later, another reporter said, look, following up to his question, what would you say to that? | ||
| And he's like, you know what? | ||
| I'm just going to explain. | ||
| We've been through this, talking about that other reporter. | ||
| This isn't just this question. | ||
| He's a bad reporter because he's constantly trying to... That's what they do, man. | ||
| He did kind of like explain it and just like, anyway, next. | ||
| You had a reporter from One American News basically lob a softball at Trump. | ||
| Yeah, I didn't like that either. | ||
| And so I'm critical of it, but Jim Acosta from CNN did it all the time. | ||
| And then he wrote a book and tried to sell it in a tank or something. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| That dude is the worst. | ||
| How are you going to tell me you're now mad at One American News for lobbing a softball at Trump, allowing him to opine, and you opining in the question, when you literally let Jim Acosta stand up and take the mic and... You know what, man? | ||
| I'm not here to play these games. | ||
| If you can't call out people like him, don't expect me to be shocked when someone else does it. | ||
| And then you want me on your side? | ||
| I'm not playing these games, dude. | ||
| I can't stand these people. | ||
| It's all double standards. | ||
| Stephen says, on topic of time, I think time is relative. | ||
| Even though we can record time down to nanoseconds, how can we prove that the passage of time is always a constant between second to second? | ||
| Just a thought. | ||
| Hm. | ||
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That's cool. | |
| We can't. | ||
| That's a cool thought. | ||
| I like it. | ||
| If we perceive time as a constant, but time isn't a constant, and our perception is locked to it, then perhaps something outside of time can see us. | ||
| So, I guess the easiest way to explain it is the distance between each second could be variable. | ||
| But because we experience time as a constant, like we're falling, we just see it as a constant. | ||
| Yeah, it would just be as what we see. | ||
| But anyone outside of it could see there were gaps, or stretches, and to us it would be... Ghosts. | ||
| Ghosts. | ||
| Interdimensional beings. | ||
| Let's read some more. | ||
| Asher says, the kids that were coughing on the food should be treated like they had guns pulled out. | ||
| Well, something should happen. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Maddie Lee Chamber says, new video just posted of youth immigrants in England spitting and coughing in the faces of older folks and laughing about it. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| These people, I don't get it. | ||
| Gigi Evans says, Bill Burr, look, 85% population has got to go. | ||
| We cannot sustain this. | ||
| Coronavirus way ahead of you, buddy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Be careful what you wish for. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Drunk Trouble says, whack your kids. | ||
| It worked for me. | ||
| Don't want to get hit. | ||
| Stop messing up. | ||
| Worked for me. | ||
| I don't- I never got hit. | ||
| There's a big difference between, like, beating your kid and giving him a bop. | ||
| Like, I'm not saying cause pain, but there's gotta be some way, like- It's more of a, like, pay attention to me. | ||
| This is important. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Yeah, don't get out of line. | ||
| My parents were really structured about it. | ||
| We would go to their room. | ||
| It was like a little procedure. | ||
| You were getting spanked. | ||
| You were in trouble. | ||
| You couldn't sit in mom and dad's room until mom was ready to come talk to you. | ||
| And that was how that worked. | ||
| It wasn't like, out of anger. | ||
| It was never out of anger. | ||
| You know what I'm gonna do? | ||
| I think that's the key. | ||
| You know what I'm gonna do? | ||
| That's the difference. | ||
| And afterwards they're like, we love you. | ||
| Because when it's in anger, you're beating your kids. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| That's messed up. | ||
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That's abuse. | |
| But if it's not in anger, and you're like, you need to understand, you did something wrong. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And this is how you're gonna get disciplined. | ||
| It's not in anger. | ||
| I'm gonna hold trials. | ||
| Oh yeah? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| That's pretty cool. | ||
| I like it. | ||
| I will be on the jury if you need me. | ||
| I will be the judge. | ||
| And we'll have a jury, and I'll be the prosecutor. | ||
| Cool. | ||
| Well, should I be the judge? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| The point is, the kid's gonna be like, you know, brother hit me, and I'll be like, that's a serious charge. | ||
| That is a serious charge. | ||
| Let's convene a grand jury. | ||
| Well, for a simple assault, I think we'll issue the arrest. | ||
| And then we'll ask for evidence, and we'll say, can you prove beyond a reasonable doubt he did it? | ||
| And then when he's got, like, the marks on his face or whatever, I'll say, you know, present your defense. | ||
| You're innocent until proven guilty. | ||
| And we'll go through the motions, and then we'll issue a verdict. | ||
| You are hereby grounded and fined $5 from your allowance. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Ooh. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| That's good. | ||
| But you know why I like this? | ||
| I mean, I'm joking, right? | ||
| But in reality, if slash when I have kids, their chores will earn cash, they'll get paid a wage, we'll track their hours, we'll track the job they do, I'll negotiate with them on how much they should get. | ||
| That's great. | ||
| They should learn how the world works. | ||
| Yeah, I had to negotiate for my allowance. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Oh yeah, I did. | ||
| I had to remind my dad every week. | ||
| I was the only kid who did it. | ||
| I got no allowance. | ||
| I was just told to do the trash. | ||
| I got an allowance like twice in my life. | ||
| It wasn't until I was like 15. | ||
| Actually, you know what? | ||
| It's pretty sexist. | ||
| I was just told to do the trash and my sisters got to do the dishes. | ||
| I was the garbage man. | ||
| I would way rather have done the trash too. | ||
| I hate the dishes. | ||
| I do not like the dishes. | ||
| Dishes was the worst. | ||
| It was like, when the dishes came up, you were like, no! | ||
| Well, I mean, if you do the dishes right after the food is, like, prepared, it's easy to do. | ||
| I had five siblings and two parents and me, so I did not want to do the dishes, because there were a lot of freaking dishes. | ||
| Well, you'd have to do it by yourself. | ||
| Usually, yeah. | ||
| No, they would do it together. | ||
| It was two of them. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| No, that's not fair. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| It was misproportionate. | ||
| And I did the garbage by myself. | ||
| Garbage is easy, man. | ||
| And I didn't get paid for it. | ||
| I know, right? | ||
| All right, let's jump back in. | ||
| South Ink says, elites are in their bunkers. | ||
| So many CEOs step down, celebrities quitting their gigs. | ||
| Yikes. | ||
| Thanks for the super chat, G Bart. | ||
| Political Pothead says, no guns in NYC. | ||
| Only option is to order parts, then assemble, or a pre-1899 gun. | ||
| Broke quarantine to go get bud. | ||
| S-I-N-Y is a ghost town. | ||
| Soy Jesus, Blaze. | ||
| Are the delivery services not working anymore? | ||
| Sacrifice your life for bud? | ||
| Hey man, some people need it. | ||
| it. | ||
| Solek Gray says, Avi's new vid about Tommy R. Things are getting sad. | ||
| I'll have to check it out. | ||
| C. Williams says, Wait, does anyone know how David Hogg is holding up? | ||
| Apparently very well. | ||
| I'd imagine. | ||
| He's wealthy. | ||
| Oh man, it just jumped on us. | ||
| Why you gotta do that? | ||
| Oh, we're getting slammed. | ||
| We're getting slammed. | ||
| We love you guys. | ||
| Thank you for chipping in. | ||
| Where are we at? | ||
| I love reading people's thoughts. | ||
|
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There we go. | |
| A little creepy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| A little bit. | ||
|
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It's all good. | |
| Sorry for breathing so heavy into the mic. | ||
| I just keep laughing. | ||
| Zishy says, CA has gone completely lockdown lol good job CA. | ||
| Yep, the whole state. | ||
| James says, keep up the good work. | ||
| Appreciate it. | ||
| Join my cult says, Tim, thank you for keeping us informed. | ||
| I got married today in quarantine. | ||
| Say hi to my new wife, Megan. | ||
| Hi Megan! | ||
| Hey! | ||
| What's up? | ||
| You'll have a story to tell. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, so you can tell your kids, we got married under a quarantine in the great pandemic of 2020. | ||
| Congratulations, by the way. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Ethan Johansson says, Don't give them extra attention by complaining about them. | ||
| They're bored, so decided to sing. | ||
| You know how bored I get in the winter after castle are fed? | ||
| Kettle are fed. | ||
| After cattle. | ||
| Castle. | ||
| After cattle are fed. | ||
| Benjamin says, Check out the death of the grown-up. | ||
| How America's arrested development is bringing down Western civilization by Diana West. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| Yeah, it's interesting. | ||
| PoliticalPotat says, Imagine is about no borders, no nations, no religion. | ||
|
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Mm-hmm. | |
| Worked out great. | ||
| FireMedic, thanks for becoming a member. | ||
| Thanks. | ||
| Woolfault DeLeon says, Have you looked at Q yet? | ||
| I have not because there was something I read recently that someone posted on Facebook that was so absolutely wrong. | ||
| Oh, that too. | ||
| And it didn't come true. | ||
| It was like a week ago. | ||
| They were like, a bunch of arrests had been made. | ||
| Like, none of it happened. | ||
| So I'm just like, I don't know, man. | ||
| I'm not interested. | ||
| Scott Judd says, Dear Tim, why do you keep calling that NY politician saying the virus could last 18 months? | ||
| He's a lefty, not a scientist. | ||
| Why should we listen to him? | ||
| I'm not talking about the NY politician. | ||
| Who said it? | ||
| There was a story that said U.S. | ||
| government documents show a plan for 18 months. | ||
| Then there was another study put out, which was part of a story from MIT's technology review, saying because of the wave effect, because it's novel, we could be under lockdown for 18 months. | ||
| Then there was someone else who mentioned a vaccine could take 18 months. | ||
| So the 18-month thing has appeared numerous times from different sources. | ||
| Yeah, I've seen it multiple different places. | ||
| Beatup says, Lydia, did you hear about the girl who licked women's toilet seats? | ||
| She said it's a virus challenge and said if symptoms are being hot and popular, I'm ill. | ||
| Oh my, that is consistent with everything I know about the generation. | ||
| Dude, did she actually say that? | ||
| I guess. | ||
| I would believe it. | ||
| Remember that Rudy Gobert dude? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's like, I'm gonna touch everything and he got everyone sick. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well he got some people sick, apologized for it. | ||
| So good on him for doing that, but come on man. | ||
| First hand, sorry. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Darth Gary says, did you see Utah had a 5.7 earthquake? We did. Crazy. | ||
| Kritchian says, imagine all the celebrities working in the Amazon | ||
| warehouse. Actually that would be a funny sitcom. | ||
| Yeah, make them do some real hard work. Yeah. Post Talk says, Tim, on principle | ||
| should we legalize all drugs and prostitution? Isn't that in line with our | ||
| small government principles as a conservative? | ||
| I think so. Yes. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| I think people should be allowed to put whatever they want in their bodies. | ||
| There is a line for sure. | ||
| Well they did that in Europe and they have places that you can go and both do it and get help. | ||
| Reduce the spread of diseases. | ||
| Stop overdosing. | ||
| And actually help people quit. | ||
| Make taxes for government services that can help fund these programs. | ||
| But more importantly, if people want to do it, like, it's weird to me that you can't eat a plant. | ||
| It's like, if you eat that, you're going to jail. | ||
| I'm like, but it's growing under this cow poop, sir. | ||
| I don't care. | ||
| You will be arrested. | ||
| Do not eat that cow poop. | ||
| No for real, it's a weird thing to me. | ||
| So I think the bigger issue is whether you give to kids and encourage children and try and hurt children. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, that's messed up. | ||
| So there was like a funny thing where there's like libertarians debating whether or not they should be allowed to sell heroin to kids. | ||
| And I'm like, that's gonna be a hard no from me! | ||
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I'm gonna go with no, not a libertarian. | |
| I first smoked when I was 15, pot. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| And I wish I didn't, because I found out later on in life that the brain doesn't finish fully forming until you're like 23 or something. | ||
| Between 24 and 28. | ||
| It varies. | ||
| 24 and 28. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So, I mean, I don't know if I'm affected. | ||
| I don't know if, I mean, I love who I am. | ||
| Oh, that explains it. | ||
|
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Yeah, exactly. | |
| Explains everything. | ||
| That explains it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't know, but I'm going to talk to my kids about it. | ||
| I'm going to tell them about these things and let them decide on their own. | ||
| I'm not going to give it to them. | ||
| Yeah, I think the bigger issue is do you teach your kids how to be successful, what to fight and strive for, and what to do with their life? | ||
| Because without purpose, without guidance from good parents, then the only thing they need is dopamine. | ||
| And so they'll lay on the floor. | ||
| And they get that from coughing on vegetables. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| And taking videos of it. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| What's your mission, man? | ||
| To get famous. | ||
| I was greatly inspired by action movies and superheroes. | ||
| That's literally it. | ||
| Everyone wants to be famous. | ||
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No, no. | |
| It's not about being famous. | ||
| No, no. | ||
| It is. | ||
| It's different. | ||
| They want fame. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| Some people do. | ||
| I think so. | ||
| But my motivations, when I was growing up, I saw how much everyone I grew up watching a lot of anime. | ||
| And a lot of these stories, like Dragon Ball Z, for instance, is about sacrifice for the greater good, to protect those you love and care about. | ||
| So my motivations growing up was always about, like, you want to be the hero. | ||
| That's what people want of you. | ||
| If you don't instill values like that in your kids, your kids won't have them. | ||
| And they'll grow up thinking, like, all I want is for people to know my name. | ||
| And they'll start coughing on vegetables. | ||
| And spitting in people's faces. | ||
| or shooting up their school. These kids need to grow up with some good Dragon Ball Z. | ||
| I'm telling you what. See, when I was a kid, and I learned the great story of, I'm half kidding. | ||
| Yeah. No, but I think, you know, the other thing too is skateboarding, for sure. Because there were | ||
| a lot of, skateboarding has a lot of loose mentors. When you go and skate, you'll meet a lot of people | ||
| who are slightly older, who will give you advice, will tell you things. And it's like semi-passively. | ||
| But it's a very kind of like tribal thing, where you are just in this community, and people share ideas, and the older people will explain to you like, oh no, don't do that, because this will happen. | ||
| And you're like, oh, I didn't know that. | ||
| And these are people that you're more likely to trust as members of your community. | ||
| But yeah, you get a bunch of kids without leadership, and they're going to go nuts. | ||
| Drew Baca says, I'd rather have 9,000 quality fans than a million NPCs. | ||
| I think it's rad y'all skate and make music. | ||
| Does your co-host have any music on Spotify? | ||
| No, but you can go to my YouTube page. | ||
| It's actually quite old. | ||
| Or actually, you know what? | ||
| Go to my Instagram. | ||
| That's me right there. | ||
| And I just posted one of my newer songs called Melancholy Hellhound. | ||
| I actually played it on this 12-string. | ||
| So for those who are like, the 12-string needs attention, I actually play it in that video. | ||
| And we are actually setting up all the recording stuff. | ||
| Not just for music, for general voiceover or sound booth recording, but we're gonna do a bunch of music too. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Patrick Quenneville says, got here late. | ||
| Google hydroxychloroquine, please. | ||
| Lydia. | ||
| We actually had a story we didn't get to, but actually I'll just pull it up right now. | ||
| We're going to go a little bit longer, because I do think it's important to show you guys. | ||
| French study finds anti-malarial and antibiotic combo could reduce COVID-19 duration. | ||
| So this is the combination of hydroxychloroquine and azithromycin. | ||
| So this is an antibiotic. | ||
| My understanding is it's fairly common. | ||
| When you combine it, somehow it works. | ||
| Don't ask me. | ||
| Don't know. | ||
| But in this study, we can see that the amount of people who were infected dropped dramatically when they were on this for only a few days. | ||
| That's a huge drop. | ||
| Huge drop. | ||
| Dope! | ||
| So, that would be huge. | ||
| That would be huge. | ||
| So, you know, check it out. | ||
| Well, that's really promising. | ||
| Alright, we are getting absolutely inundated with superchats, and we're trying to sign off here, guys. | ||
| It's only been the past two hours. | ||
| No, let's do it. | ||
| Let's do it. | ||
| VictorGT says, military is more to contain potential rioting. | ||
| If we get to that point, you know, the National Guard maybe. | ||
| Angry Bellspot says, why do you think Western media refuses to acknowledge the existence of the Shanghai Cooperation Organization? | ||
| Not familiar with what that is. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| RC Nation, thanks for becoming a member. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Willie says, time flow changes based on proximity to gravity wells. | ||
| Yes, we just watched the Orville episode where they went inside the black hole, which kind of makes no sense, but they did it, so you know, whatever. | ||
| It's sci-fi. | ||
| Well, they have quantum drives, so that explains everything. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| Steven Suarez says, how bad do things have to get before I have to off-soy-jesus money to undress? | ||
| Oh, offer. | ||
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What? | |
| Money to undress. | ||
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I don't know. | |
| Not that bad. | ||
| Never that bad. | ||
| If you really want you can go way back in my career and I did Abercrombie & Fitch. | ||
| They used to do like this magazine that it was like the quarterly I think it was called and we didn't wear any clothes and actually it was me Malin Ackerman and Jamie Dornan we were like together for three or for like nine days and we were basically like a couple B-dub says, Lydia Spank? | ||
| or truffle. In the shoe? Yeah, in the shoe. Not in real life, no. | ||
| B-dub says, Lydia Spank? I was naked. There you go. That was the point I was getting to. | ||
| I mean, you don't see anything, but it's pretty funny. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Good chat. | ||
| B-Dub says Lydia spanked confirmed yep Joshua Zell says check out Andrew | ||
| Schultz when you have when you have a spare minute he's an amazing comedian | ||
| and I guarantee he will make you and the team fall out of your seats laughing he | ||
| made me find humor in life again cool the domestic engineer says like China | ||
| uncensored says call it the CCP coronavirus I agree. | ||
| Call it the CCP. | ||
| Be well. | ||
| Be well, guys. | ||
| The Xi Jinping Plague. | ||
| The Xi Jinping Plague. | ||
| Some people are calling it the Xi Jinping Plague. | ||
| Every three days, it's got a new name. | ||
| Yeah, that's a good one. | ||
| That one needs to stick. | ||
| CCP virus is what I've been calling it. | ||
| Yeah, me too. | ||
| CCP. | ||
| Brandon Lynn says, Tim, I'm a veteran of the U.S. | ||
| Marines and my grandmother is very upset that Donald Trump keeps saying Chinese virus, China can't be trusted. | ||
| She's upset that he's saying it? | ||
|
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Chinese asshole. | |
| Elizabeth, did you just swear on the family show? | ||
| I don't know what you're talking about. | ||
| Elizabeth Cyrus says, I pay my kid's allowance that way, but I make him pay taxes by putting 25% into his savings. | ||
| He can take loans out on it with an additional 10% interest. | ||
| It's working great. | ||
| I dig it. | ||
| James, oh man, where are we at now? | ||
| Well, let me explain it very simply, because in the United States, that doesn't happen for the most part. | ||
| Though we do experience a lot of deaths from flu, the complication rate is extremely low, about less than a percent. | ||
| The death rate for flu is actually 0.1%, and I've had to read all of this stuff over and over again, it's why I know it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So what ends up happening is, just like in 1918 with the Spanish flu, it's novel, meaning there is no immunity to it, so everyone will get it. | ||
| Whereas with the flu, we have bad flu seasons that go all year round, but typically spike at the end of summer into the winter. | ||
| So starting the tracking around October, we do see a lot of people getting the flu. | ||
| However, because there are limited complications, people typically just stay home and deal with it, though some people die. | ||
| Right now, a lot of people are comparing the coronavirus to diseases outside of the US, like tuberculosis and the flu and pneumonia, which of course, in third world countries, are killing a lot of people. | ||
| The scary thing is that in Italy, 675 people died in one day, and the day before that was 475. | ||
| So we are seeing a lot of people exponentially getting sick and dying faster and faster, and if we do nothing, in one year, we'll look back and say, wow, this really was a lot worse than the flu, if only we did something sooner. | ||
| And the problem is, humans are cursed with this Poor hindsight, to where if we actually stop the virus, guess what happens? | ||
| We then say, it didn't even happen, who cares? | ||
| That's the coronavirus. | ||
| Take a deep breath. | ||
| That was intense. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| Man, you nailed it though. | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| Killed it. | ||
| I'm so happy I didn't have to say any of that. | ||
| So look, I saw, you know, we did the thing about tuberculosis. | ||
| It's like, but a million people died last year of tuberculosis. | ||
| Yeah, we had 9,000 tuberculosis cases in the U.S. | ||
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in 2018. | |
| The coronavirus is already over... What do we have now in the U.S.? | ||
| 16,000 or something? | ||
| In the U.S.? | ||
| I want to say 16,000. | ||
| That does sound right. | ||
| It's exponentially increasing. | ||
| What people don't understand... Yeah, so let's see. | ||
| As of the 20th, we're just shy. | ||
| We're at 14,000-something. | ||
| What people don't understand is that it's a novel virus. | ||
| It means new. | ||
| Everyone will get it. | ||
| Not everyone will die, but the mortality rate is between 1% and 3%. | ||
| We have no immunity. | ||
| Globally, it's 3.7, and the Spanish flu was 2.5% mortality. | ||
| The Spanish flu was novel, so almost everyone ended up getting it, and it killed a ton of people. | ||
| So the issue is, it's crazy that right now people are saying, it hasn't killed that many people yet, why should we be worried about it? | ||
| It's like, okay, should we wait until a million are dead and then start worrying about it? | ||
| Because then you can't contain it at all. | ||
| But actually, you brought up an interesting point earlier. | ||
| Old people are the most likely to die, so of course the old people in government are the ones panicking about it. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| But there we go. | ||
| Eggman, thanks for becoming a member. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| The Unrefined says, Unban anime. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Post Talk says, Goku or Vegeta? | ||
| Eh, I can't pick. | ||
| They've both got their good and bad things about them. | ||
| Goku's too dumb. | ||
| Vegeta's too angry. | ||
| Gerald Darden says, I told my seven-year-old son all the bad words so he knew what not to say and appreciated not getting in trouble for repeating what he had learned at school. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
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Nice. | |
| Drunk Shovel says, I'm a historical re-enactor, and we have a lot of kinda unofficial mentors, too. | ||
| Helps the young guys grow up a little, for sure. | ||
| That's cool. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| John Doe, thanks for becoming a member. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Zappi says, you know Time Infographics put out a video about if Russia and China could invade US. | ||
| I am not really worried about a war with either of them, but it obviously wouldn't be a good thing. | ||
| Agreed. | ||
| We have a gun behind every blade of grass in this country, as the saying goes. | ||
| Crash said, should be allowed to do what you want. | ||
| Then I shouldn't have to pay for your medical bills, for aid meds, and lung transplants. | ||
| I completely agree. | ||
| I also agree. | ||
| That's why I'm not a fan of mandated universal health care. | ||
| Public option is fine by me, but what Bernie is saying within four years, you would not be legally allowed to buy private insurance. | ||
| Not interested. | ||
| No, that doesn't make sense. | ||
| I'm not paying for you guys to eat donuts and ho-hos all day. | ||
|
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Mm-hmm. | |
| Oh man, we're getting too many. | ||
| There we go. | ||
| Wolfalt D. Leon says, have you seen Arrest Warrant for Ellen DeGeneres, Oprah Winfrey, Tom Hanks, Jimmy Kimmel? | ||
| Think it's real? | ||
| They all made weird vids on Twitter. | ||
| I don't think it's real, man. | ||
|
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No. | |
| If it happens, we'll talk about it, but eh. | ||
| Lambda says, Doom Eternal released today. | ||
| Oh, we know it. | ||
| I was playing earlier. | ||
| I was playing last night. | ||
| I'll be playing tonight. | ||
| Benito Martinez says, figured I would help out. | ||
| Keep up the great work. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
| Bimmer and Fjeld Hill, thanks for coming to members. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| KC Mac says, hey Tim, love the podcast. | ||
| Learn new things each day. | ||
| Keep up the good work. | ||
| Also, check out the anime Black Clover if you have time. | ||
| I have. | ||
| That show is awesome. | ||
| Real Everyday says, LA Times is reporting LA County gives up on containing the coronavirus, | ||
| tells doctors to skip testing of some patients. | ||
| We pulled that one up. | ||
| We talked about it. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| L says. | ||
| Paladin Chang is his YouTube channel. | ||
| The OG who called said the famous don't trust China line. | ||
| Ah, that's right. | ||
| China is asshole. | ||
| Hey, you can't say that word. | ||
| I didn't say whole. | ||
| I've been told. | ||
| I separated it. | ||
| You said the A word. | ||
| Oh, well, you know what? | ||
| We're doing the meme, so it's okay this time. | ||
| That was me. | ||
| Too many to go. | ||
| So we have to not put the explicit thing on iTunes. | ||
| We have to like flag the video. | ||
| I'm for real. | ||
| Great. | ||
| We'll go in and bleep it. | ||
| All you on that live stream, you get the uncensored. | ||
| We'll fix it in post. | ||
| No, we're doing Super Chats. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| It's not going to be in a clip. | ||
| It's fine. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| Brandon Lynn says, she is mad Trump keeps calling a China virus and doesn't realize how bad China is and I'm a veteran and China's bad. | ||
| China's real bad. | ||
| Eggman says, why is Greta Thunberg so quiet about this now? | ||
| You would think she would be happy with how much pollution is being cut down across the world. | ||
| I mean, that was her solution. | ||
| It is interesting that she's not in the spotlight anymore. | ||
| I had nothing to say about that. | ||
| I did see one post from her yesterday saying, like, if you agree with me, make a sign and do a post and whatever, and it's like the only thing in the past few weeks. | ||
| Catherine Scully says, in this time of crisis, we need to come together. | ||
| Metaphorically speaking, of course, remember to social distance. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Let's see. | ||
| Bart, thanks for the super chat. | ||
| Sheila says, hey all, I'm a trucker and a conservative driving and listening. | ||
| I enjoy the different perspectives. | ||
| Keep up the good work. | ||
| Appreciate it. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Angry Bellsprout says, SEO basically Asia-NATO. | ||
| Economic block. | ||
| Look it up. | ||
| Oh, yes, will do. | ||
| Eldarth says, Jen sirs cough on me and I'm pressing attempted murder charges. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Chisholm says, as a kid I was inspired by the Ghostbusters and my grandfather who served in the RCAF during World War II. | ||
| I knew I wanted to go help people since I was a kid, so I chose to become a paramedic. | ||
| Cool, awesome choice. | ||
| Nice, nice. | ||
| Well. | ||
| Well, I'm gonna go play Doom Eternal. | ||
| We're gonna wrap this up. | ||
| So here's what you do. | ||
| You follow that. | ||
| You follow that. | ||
| Follow me. | ||
| Yeah, Tim got it. | ||
| Or, uh, at TimCast and at AdamKrigler. | ||
| Twitter, Instagram, whatever. | ||
| Follow us. | ||
| Follow us. | ||
| You can send a tweet at Adam. | ||
| Suggestions or whatever other nonsense, you know. | ||
| Or, or, um, send me a message on Instagram. | ||
| That works too. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| I might not respond, but I'll see it. | ||
| I try to look through and catch anything good, so. | ||
| And if you want to join, become members of the show to help support the show, there's a join button just below this video. | ||
| Or, if you don't see it, you have to go to youtube.com slash timcastirl slash join, and it should pop up. | ||
| YouTube, and this should surprise no one, is kind of bad at what they do, and the whole system is janky and broken, but hey, what are you gonna do about it? | ||
| That's how it works. | ||
| And then we actually don't have, so this is funny, whenever I post the video to members, YouTube reminds me that there's literally no way to notify members that you've made the post. | ||
| So we go to the community section, which is basically like the feed section, the news feed of this channel, and we post it every morning. | ||
| It is free if you watch live, and the unlisted feed will be available until about 8 a.m. | ||
| You can get that link if you subscribe and hit the notification bell. | ||
| With that being said, I'm gonna grab these last two Super Chats and we're gonna sign off. | ||
|
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Right. | |
| Bart says, no, but you compare Italy, that is like one state, with a country that is like whole Europe. | ||
| Some of those models are like high school naive. | ||
| Yeah, we were talking about that. | ||
| We talked about that. | ||
| Yeah, like, so Italy- The comparison doesn't make sense. | ||
| Yeah, a lot of the countries in Europe are very dense relative to the states in the United States. | ||
| True, but they're also very tiny. | ||
| But they're relatively small. | ||
| Yeah, very small. | ||
| And I've met a lot of people in Europe who do the same thing in the other direction. | ||
| Assuming their country is the same size as America, because America is one country. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| Or that all Americans are the same. | ||
| And I say, OK, so every European is the same? | ||
| And they're like, whoa, no, we've got different countries. | ||
| I'm like, yeah, America, Europe, it's like the same thing. | ||
| Well, so Spider Chan says, post that grant please. | ||
| We'll figure it out. | ||
| It might go up on Instagram. | ||
| We'll find it and then people can share it because, you know, maybe it'll help. | ||
| Nelly says, what do you think about the trucking industry during this pandemic? | ||
| I'm a driver for a major carrier delivering groceries to Los Angeles next week. | ||
| Frontline. | ||
| You guys are heroes. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| These are the jobs that we realize how much they matter more than anything else. | ||
| Yeah, the true infrastructure of keeping us alive. | ||
| If there were no truckers, we'd have no food. | ||
| Cities would collapse. | ||
| People don't even realize it. | ||
| The truckers are amazing. | ||
| Alright, we're gonna get out of here. | ||
| Thanks for hanging out, everybody. | ||
| We'll be back Monday at 8 p.m. | ||
| Have a great weekend, everybody. | ||
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| We'll see you all then. | ||
| See ya. |