Greetings Laddingtons welcome back to good old Hellas and look at that Eagle absolutely testosteroneous.
We're actually going to call him now and have him find the epic things here So there's the abandoned house where the Cyclops heretics are hanging out.
So let's, let's go there right now.
So Goojul and Merry Christmas.
I've probably said this in a good few videos now, but never hurts to say it again for the sake of for the sake of being a good person.
Now we have, we need to illuminate this bastard.
can't I kill him with one shot that's that's a bit silly actually gonna take on this guy too boom I would think that they would die from a headshot but might be silly of me to think this whoop hello mate Oh, look at that.
A goat of wisdom has come to our aid and I suppose you all have seen my my Jewel Book Of Wisdom I posted on Instagram, so follow me there for you can see how he looks.
Absolute madcunt.
I've had him since I was but a merry boy whoop.
These, these opponents were quite hard to kill.
To be honest, utilize my fool.
Rush there, die unbeliever.
Okay, one down, a few to go.
Come at me bruh.
He has some sort of war paint there, but that does not help against our spartan prowess.
Come at me boom, there we go sickening.
aha I failed that charge quite heavily oh look at that the sparta kicks good old Muay Thai front kick always a good good technique See, he looks Greek, he looks, he looks good enough, he looks, he looks dead enough.
I suppose.
Who might this fine gentleman be then out?
I do not, I am.
I'm sorry mate, stay back, or else perhaps then you won't hear my proposition.
Mystios, what's, uh?
What's, what's up?
Bruh slaughter, very good work, not much seriously.
Not with me, for me.
Employees.
Now ex-employees, I suppose.
That's uh that's true.
So you don't work for the Cyclops.
Your kind aren't usually believers of myth.
Not the monster, the man.
You are an outsider.
Why are you here?
Indeed, I'm not from Cefalonia.
I'm here because what I'm looking for.
And that guy looks Greek too.
I think the comment section is far too unfair to this game.
I, of course, am completely with you when it comes to historical revisionism that...
That's that it is something bad.
But I don't agree with the criticism many of you have leveled at this game.
I think the majority of characters have looked good enough.
Good.
That will help.
You know more than you let on.
Knowing you is in my best interest.
And knowing me is in yours.
My prized possession was stolen and brought to Ithaca.
Penelope's woven shroud.
I need you to steal it back.
What?
Penelope's Shroud?
The Shroud of Penelope?
The wife of Odysseus?
You're joking!
A piece of it, yes.
Impossible.
If it existed, it would be priceless.
Indeed, it's a rare relic of modern Europe, which will be used to restore Europe to its former grandeur.
Where do I start cooking?
Mine started the home of Odysseus.
Well, what's left of it?
An inspiring tale.
A reunion of past lovers.
All right, mate, I'll get the Shroud back.
Fucking Zeus, bruh!
Oh, and Misteus, don't fail.
Alright, let's recover this thing of glory.
That we have leveled hard How very nice.
So let's see what kind of fun things we can do.
Charged heavy attack.
Right, let's go with that.
that sounds uh like the only reasonable course of action at this moment in time oh look at that look Looks absolutely wonderful to swim in this fine water.
But I'm quite happy with the weather we have in Sweden now with snow.
It was nice to get a white Christmas.
Quite nice indeed.
Now, let's see.
We have found the shroud.
Well, we have found the location at least.
So, anyway, speaking of Odysseus, it's too much to hope for a film to be made of that legend, because you know, if Hollywood makes it, you know exactly that it would be full of all sorts of degeneracy.
So, that's a bit a shame that we can't really have that.
But fortunately, indeed.
Yeah, but fortunately, there's so many good books you can partake in which are not filled with all manner of degeneracy.
So, if you lament the fact that all new films are a bit heretical, then there's a whole world of books that you can partake in.
Now, let us try to illuminate these heretics to the primordial truth.
So, anyway, speaking of this, comment below what you're currently reading.
Hello, bruv.
Boom.
I had to do it to you.
Christobulus, I don't even know if this is our enemies or not.
Perhaps they were our friends.
And now I have.
Come on, spark a kick.
Boom.
I need to.
Ah, far.
I got dissynchronized.
That was extremely silly of me.
Right, let's retry this.
We'll enter power gaming mode.
Aha, that's a special mercenary, so we'll have to not engage with him yet because we're too noob for that at this stage.
We need more training.
Ah, look at this, absolutely wonderful.
So, anyway, for those of you who do not appreciate this game, this is my argument against you.
That you can actually get this sense is via a game.
Sense of ancient history.
So, no matter if there are some characters that look a bit dodgy, it still doesn't negate the goodness of getting to experience this.
Getting to reinforce the sense of history.
Hmm.
Perhaps we should release this unfortunate bastard.
Oh no, do I need to kill another doggo?
Okay, I suppose I will have to have to do it.
I'm sorry, Doggo.
But this time the doggo deserved it, because he actually actually attacked me.
This did not go according to plan energy.
And now they're shooting at me.
How barbaric.
Matt me, bruh.
What?
uh... go on kick them This is not good at all, though.
I must say this.
That they have women as warriors here.
This is not something I can endorse in the list.
Gonna see if I can save so we don't...
No, we can't save right now.
Feels a bit like Skyrim when you have these women being all aggressive like that.
That's a video topic I will make which will be called something like badass female warriors versus real femme fatals because a real femme fatal obviously doesn't try to be a bloat max paladin who goes around relying on strength.
A real femme fatal is obviously someone who uses her her female charms to get the job done.
Aha, there is the mercenary, so we don't want to box with him because he's one true mad count.
We're gonna assassinate this buster though.
Come just a bit closer will you?
Go on mate.
Go on mate.
Let's go champ.
Ah, that was actually the woman.
That doesn't feel right, but it had to be done.
It had to be done to progress in the story.
Aha, there was an attack by Wolf up ahead.
The wolf has been sent by Zeus to help us in this holy quest.
Now, let's talk to you.
But is this another woman?
What's going on?
What is going on?
Okay, so if we're gonna aim some criticism against this game, we can do so.
But that will have to be done by correctly identifying the fact that there are too many female warriors.
Because that is not oh damn.
That is not historically accurate, but enough about that.
I will at least have that said and then try to enjoy the game anyway and try to enjoy the good things about the game.
Right, let's try to actually get this done.
Come at me, bruh.
I don't want to box with Talo Stonefist, so it was probably a bit stupid of me to even shoot at him.
Maybe our friend here can help.
Why are you running away though?
You're supposed to help me.
Aha, right.
Okay, talk to me.
But I am a juicy, privileged, cis-white male, so I can do this.
Let's...
Let's do it, hermana.
Let's go, champ.
we should head to the palace while we have the chance now i will just see if i can actually save Boom.
Now I just hope she won't run into the mercenary there.
Because then we'll get wrecked.
It's Talos Stonefist.
This is it?
It's just rubble.
What were you expecting?
I don't know.
Something more grand.
My parents named me Odessa.
I'm Odysseus's namesake.
I thought if I came here, I might understand him more.
Well, do you?
Not at all.
Take me to my boat.
I'll pay you there.
No, you're supposed to help me kill this bastage.
Huh?
Well, I suppose we'll have to be a white knight and escort this fair maiden to her boat.
There we are.
Talk.
Well, this is for you.
Such a disappointment.
Why is that place so important to you?
Are you joking?
Odysseus lived there, ruled there.
He ended the Trojan War, eluded Scylla and Charybdis.
He had everything.
Loyalty, love, fighting spirit.
He had the attention of the gods, too.
That caused him a lot of trouble.
And it made him a legend.
I don't know what to choose Reven.
It's cute that you're determined, I suppose.
You look cute right now, as if nothing can get in your way.
I don't usually like being...
Oh, because you're an empowered woman, is that it?
Okay, you're ugly.
Alright, you're ugly then.
That's not what I meant at all.
I can't tell if you're serious or not.
I was nigging her there.
I think I was in a much poorer mood before now.
There's just so much I desire to be as great as Odysseus.
Where do I even begin?
I don't give advice.
It seems like you're looking for advice.
I have none to give.
No surprise there.
Well, thanks for the help.
Well, I would actually give some advice to her, but it wasn't available in the uh there.
The advice I would give, though, is simply the following: that she should find herself a nice husband, settle down, raise a good family, and focus on that.
That is my sincere advice.
I think that would make her happy.
and what would make me happy is if we can actually kill this uh... this geyser come back bro
Now let us see if we can, if we can take on this guy.
Die unbeliever.
Now then die he has insulted Zeus This is why I have to do it to him.
Finally!
He dies.
Oh!
That was not according to plan at all.
We have to make a run for it.
Talos Stonefist is coming at us.
Go on then.
I can't climb now for some reason.
Now, then, we're gonna hide here for but a moment before we go back.
Perhaps wasn't the best place to hide, but maybe we can hide in this shrubbery.
Right he's still looking for us but we're gonna sneak back here and loot this this guy nice we receive a war spear too.
That's nice.
Nomi is gonna run for it and see what kind of reward we might get.
I think we have the boater, yes we do so boat looking aesthetic take command
I still need to climb that great statue of Susbra too and then I need to left and then kill Talos I must do this to gain the favor of Aris right we are here LO mate now I want my reward
Alexios good news I hope indeed safe and sound well done and now the shroud is yours you don't want it after all that I gained something more viable today for your troubles Misteus if I knew any better I'd think you were testing me perhaps
Aha, he is trying to hire us into becoming his mercenary.
It would take you far away from Defalonia.
So far away, you might never return.
I am a Mythios, not an assassin.
I'm not an assassin.
There's a first time for everything.
What do you say?
Who is the general I have to kill?
Who is this general?
They call him the wolf.
He does something to offend you?
Yes, he's costing me Drahmi.
He's not good for business.
What can you tell me about Megaris?
Anything I should know about Megaris?
Only that it's the most valuable land in the Greek world.
From a military perspective, of course.
Unfortunately for Megarians, it has two very powerful neighbors who just can't seem to play nice.
In the tug of war between Corith and Athens, Megaris is their own.
All right, bruv, I'll take the contract for the lols.
I accept.
Splendid.
You'll need a boat.
You have one, don't you?
I don't have a boat.
If I had a boat, we wouldn't be having this conversation.
A shame.
It's too far of a swim, I'm afraid.
Even for you.
I'll find one.
Good.
I hope it's sturdy.
And why is that?
The seas are much more dangerous, I'm afraid.
War is coming, and the wolf is on the wrong side.
You won't be disappointed.
When your job in Megaris is done, come find me at Pilgrim's Landing Infocus.
