The Golden One - Marcus Follin - Assassin's Creed Odyssey - Part 4. Odysseus Palace. Comfy Christmas Gaming
Aired: 2018-12-25
Duration: 25:31


=== Illuminating The Bastard (03:45) ===

[00:00:00]  Greetings Laddingtons welcome back to good old Hellas and look at that Eagle absolutely testosteroneous.
[00:00:10]  We're actually going to call him now and have him find the epic things here So there's the abandoned house where the Cyclops heretics are hanging out.
[00:00:28]  So let's, let's go there right now.
[00:00:36]  So Goojul and Merry Christmas.
[00:00:39]  I've probably said this in a good few videos now, but never hurts to say it again for the sake of for the sake of being a good person.
[00:00:56]  Now we have, we need to illuminate this bastard.
[00:01:03]  can't I kill him with one shot that's that's a bit silly actually gonna take on this guy too boom I would think that they would die from a headshot but might be silly of me to think this whoop hello mate Oh, look at that.
[00:01:28]  A goat of wisdom has come to our aid and I suppose you all have seen my my Jewel Book Of Wisdom I posted on Instagram, so follow me there for you can see how he looks.
[00:01:47]  Absolute madcunt.
[00:01:48]  I've had him since I was but a merry boy whoop.
[00:01:56]  These, these opponents were quite hard to kill.
[00:01:59]  To be honest, utilize my fool.
[00:02:05]  Rush there, die unbeliever.
[00:02:16]  Okay, one down, a few to go.
[00:02:22]  Come at me bruh.
[00:02:30]  He has some sort of war paint there, but that does not help against our spartan prowess.
[00:02:37]  Come at me boom, there we go sickening.
[00:02:46]  aha I failed that charge quite heavily oh look at that the sparta kicks good old Muay Thai front kick always a good good technique See, he looks Greek, he looks, he looks good enough, he looks, he looks dead enough.
[00:03:12]  I suppose.
[00:03:13]  Who might this fine gentleman be then out?
[00:03:26]  I do not, I am.
[00:03:27]  I'm sorry mate, stay back, or else perhaps then you won't hear my proposition.
[00:03:40]  Mystios, what's, uh?

=== Argument Against Game Critics (11:15) ===

[00:03:46]  What's, what's up?
[00:03:47]  Bruh slaughter, very good work, not much seriously.
[00:03:53]  Not with me, for me.
[00:03:55]  Employees.
[00:03:56]  Now ex-employees, I suppose.
[00:03:59]  That's uh that's true.
[00:04:01]  So you don't work for the Cyclops.
[00:04:03]  Your kind aren't usually believers of myth.
[00:04:07]  Not the monster, the man.
[00:04:10]  You are an outsider.
[00:04:13]  Why are you here?
[00:04:14]  Indeed, I'm not from Cefalonia.
[00:04:17]  I'm here because what I'm looking for.
[00:04:19]  And that guy looks Greek too.
[00:04:23]  I think the comment section is far too unfair to this game.
[00:04:33]  I, of course, am completely with you when it comes to historical revisionism that...
[00:04:38]  That's that it is something bad.
[00:04:40]  But I don't agree with the criticism many of you have leveled at this game.
[00:04:46]  I think the majority of characters have looked good enough.
[00:05:04]  Good.
[00:05:05]  That will help.
[00:05:06]  You know more than you let on.
[00:05:09]  Knowing you is in my best interest.
[00:05:11]  And knowing me is in yours.
[00:05:15]  My prized possession was stolen and brought to Ithaca.
[00:05:19]  Penelope's woven shroud.
[00:05:22]  I need you to steal it back.
[00:05:28]  What?
[00:05:28]  Penelope's Shroud?
[00:05:30]  The Shroud of Penelope?
[00:05:32]  The wife of Odysseus?
[00:05:34]  You're joking!
[00:05:35]  A piece of it, yes.
[00:05:36]  Impossible.
[00:05:38]  If it existed, it would be priceless.
[00:05:42]  Indeed, it's a rare relic of modern Europe, which will be used to restore Europe to its former grandeur.
[00:05:51]  Where do I start cooking?
[00:05:55]  Mine started the home of Odysseus.
[00:05:57]  Well, what's left of it?
[00:05:59]  An inspiring tale.
[00:06:00]  A reunion of past lovers.
[00:06:05]  All right, mate, I'll get the Shroud back.
[00:06:24]  Fucking Zeus, bruh!
[00:06:26]  Oh, and Misteus, don't fail.
[00:06:33]  Alright, let's recover this thing of glory.
[00:06:52]  That we have leveled hard How very nice.
[00:06:58]  So let's see what kind of fun things we can do.
[00:07:02]  Charged heavy attack.
[00:07:06]  Right, let's go with that.
[00:07:09]  that sounds uh like the only reasonable course of action at this moment in time oh look at that look Looks absolutely wonderful to swim in this fine water.
[00:07:30]  But I'm quite happy with the weather we have in Sweden now with snow.
[00:07:36]  It was nice to get a white Christmas.
[00:07:41]  Quite nice indeed.
[00:07:43]  Now, let's see.
[00:07:50]  We have found the shroud.
[00:07:52]  Well, we have found the location at least.
[00:07:56]  So, anyway, speaking of Odysseus, it's too much to hope for a film to be made of that legend, because you know, if Hollywood makes it, you know exactly that it would be full of all sorts of degeneracy.
[00:08:17]  So, that's a bit a shame that we can't really have that.
[00:08:20]  But fortunately, indeed.
[00:08:27]  Yeah, but fortunately, there's so many good books you can partake in which are not filled with all manner of degeneracy.
[00:08:34]  So, if you lament the fact that all new films are a bit heretical, then there's a whole world of books that you can partake in.
[00:08:45]  Now, let us try to illuminate these heretics to the primordial truth.
[00:08:53]  So, anyway, speaking of this, comment below what you're currently reading.
[00:09:01]  Hello, bruv.
[00:09:02]  Boom.
[00:09:04]  I had to do it to you.
[00:09:09]  Christobulus, I don't even know if this is our enemies or not.
[00:09:16]  Perhaps they were our friends.
[00:09:19]  And now I have.
[00:09:24]  Come on, spark a kick.
[00:09:26]  Boom.
[00:09:29]  I need to.
[00:09:30]  Ah, far.
[00:09:31]  I got dissynchronized.
[00:09:33]  That was extremely silly of me.
[00:09:35]  Right, let's retry this.
[00:09:43]  We'll enter power gaming mode.
[00:09:47]  Aha, that's a special mercenary, so we'll have to not engage with him yet because we're too noob for that at this stage.
[00:09:57]  We need more training.
[00:10:02]  Ah, look at this, absolutely wonderful.
[00:10:05]  So, anyway, for those of you who do not appreciate this game, this is my argument against you.
[00:10:13]  That you can actually get this sense is via a game.
[00:10:18]  Sense of ancient history.
[00:10:22]  So, no matter if there are some characters that look a bit dodgy, it still doesn't negate the goodness of getting to experience this.
[00:10:32]  Getting to reinforce the sense of history.
[00:10:38]  Hmm.
[00:10:39]  Perhaps we should release this unfortunate bastard.
[00:10:50]  Oh no, do I need to kill another doggo?
[00:10:54]  Okay, I suppose I will have to have to do it.
[00:10:59]  I'm sorry, Doggo.
[00:11:01]  But this time the doggo deserved it, because he actually actually attacked me.
[00:11:08]  This did not go according to plan energy.
[00:11:10]  And now they're shooting at me.
[00:11:11]  How barbaric.
[00:11:15]  Matt me, bruh.
[00:11:23]  What?
[00:11:24]  uh... go on kick them This is not good at all, though.
[00:11:35]  I must say this.
[00:11:38]  That they have women as warriors here.
[00:11:41]  This is not something I can endorse in the list.
[00:11:47]  Gonna see if I can save so we don't...
[00:11:50]  No, we can't save right now.
[00:11:59]  Feels a bit like Skyrim when you have these women being all aggressive like that.
[00:12:09]  That's a video topic I will make which will be called something like badass female warriors versus real femme fatals because a real femme fatal obviously doesn't try to be a bloat max paladin who goes around relying on strength.
[00:12:28]  A real femme fatal is obviously someone who uses her her female charms to get the job done.
[00:12:39]  Aha, there is the mercenary, so we don't want to box with him because he's one true mad count.
[00:12:49]  We're gonna assassinate this buster though.
[00:12:52]  Come just a bit closer will you?
[00:12:56]  Go on mate.
[00:12:58]  Go on mate.
[00:12:59]  Let's go champ.
[00:13:07]  Ah, that was actually the woman.
[00:13:10]  That doesn't feel right, but it had to be done.
[00:13:15]  It had to be done to progress in the story.
[00:13:27]  Aha, there was an attack by Wolf up ahead.
[00:13:30]  The wolf has been sent by Zeus to help us in this holy quest.
[00:13:45]  Now, let's talk to you.
[00:13:48]  But is this another woman?
[00:13:50]  What's going on?
[00:13:52]  What is going on?
[00:13:54]  Okay, so if we're gonna aim some criticism against this game, we can do so.
[00:14:03]  But that will have to be done by correctly identifying the fact that there are too many female warriors.
[00:14:16]  Because that is not oh damn.
[00:14:20]  That is not historically accurate, but enough about that.
[00:14:23]  I will at least have that said and then try to enjoy the game anyway and try to enjoy the good things about the game.
[00:14:35]  Right, let's try to actually get this done.
[00:14:45]  Come at me, bruh.
[00:14:50]  I don't want to box with Talo Stonefist, so it was probably a bit stupid of me to even shoot at him.
[00:14:57]  Maybe our friend here can help.
[00:15:00]  Why are you running away though?

=== Run From Megaris (10:30) ===

[00:15:01]  You're supposed to help me.
[00:15:04]  Aha, right.
[00:15:06]  Okay, talk to me.
[00:15:16]  But I am a juicy, privileged, cis-white male, so I can do this.
[00:15:29]  Let's...
[00:15:31]  Let's do it, hermana.
[00:15:45]  Let's go, champ.
[00:15:47]  we should head to the palace while we have the chance now i will just see if i can actually save Boom.
[00:16:23]  Now I just hope she won't run into the mercenary there.
[00:16:29]  Because then we'll get wrecked.
[00:16:31]  It's Talos Stonefist.
[00:16:35]  This is it?
[00:16:37]  It's just rubble.
[00:16:38]  What were you expecting?
[00:16:40]  I don't know.
[00:16:41]  Something more grand.
[00:16:43]  My parents named me Odessa.
[00:16:46]  I'm Odysseus's namesake.
[00:16:48]  I thought if I came here, I might understand him more.
[00:16:53]  Well, do you?
[00:16:54]  Not at all.
[00:16:55]  Take me to my boat.
[00:16:57]  I'll pay you there.
[00:16:58]  No, you're supposed to help me kill this bastage.
[00:17:04]  Huh?
[00:17:06]  Well, I suppose we'll have to be a white knight and escort this fair maiden to her boat.
[00:17:24]  There we are.
[00:17:27]  Talk.
[00:17:29]  Well, this is for you.
[00:17:31]  Such a disappointment.
[00:17:33]  Why is that place so important to you?
[00:17:35]  Are you joking?
[00:17:37]  Odysseus lived there, ruled there.
[00:17:40]  He ended the Trojan War, eluded Scylla and Charybdis.
[00:17:46]  He had everything.
[00:17:48]  Loyalty, love, fighting spirit.
[00:17:52]  He had the attention of the gods, too.
[00:17:54]  That caused him a lot of trouble.
[00:17:56]  And it made him a legend.
[00:18:03]  I don't know what to choose Reven.
[00:18:05]  It's cute that you're determined, I suppose.
[00:18:07]  You look cute right now, as if nothing can get in your way.
[00:18:10]  I don't usually like being...
[00:18:12]  Oh, because you're an empowered woman, is that it?
[00:18:18]  Okay, you're ugly.
[00:18:20]  Alright, you're ugly then.
[00:18:22]  That's not what I meant at all.
[00:18:26]  I can't tell if you're serious or not.
[00:18:28]  I was nigging her there.
[00:18:30]  I think I was in a much poorer mood before now.
[00:18:33]  There's just so much I desire to be as great as Odysseus.
[00:18:37]  Where do I even begin?
[00:18:41]  I don't give advice.
[00:18:42]  It seems like you're looking for advice.
[00:18:45]  I have none to give.
[00:18:46]  No surprise there.
[00:18:48]  Well, thanks for the help.
[00:18:50]  Well, I would actually give some advice to her, but it wasn't available in the uh there.
[00:18:59]  The advice I would give, though, is simply the following: that she should find herself a nice husband, settle down, raise a good family, and focus on that.
[00:19:14]  That is my sincere advice.
[00:19:17]  I think that would make her happy.
[00:19:22]  and what would make me happy is if we can actually kill this uh... this geyser come back bro
[00:19:55]  Now let us see if we can, if we can take on this guy.
[00:20:17]  Die unbeliever.
[00:20:24]  Now then die he has insulted Zeus This is why I have to do it to him.
[00:20:40]  Finally!
[00:20:40]  He dies.
[00:20:41]  Oh!
[00:20:42]  That was not according to plan at all.
[00:20:46]  We have to make a run for it.
[00:20:49]  Talos Stonefist is coming at us.
[00:20:52]  Go on then.
[00:20:54]  I can't climb now for some reason.
[00:21:00]  Now, then, we're gonna hide here for but a moment before we go back.
[00:21:22]  Perhaps wasn't the best place to hide, but maybe we can hide in this shrubbery.
[00:21:38]  Right he's still looking for us but we're gonna sneak back here and loot this this guy nice we receive a war spear too.
[00:21:55]  That's nice.
[00:21:56]  Nomi is gonna run for it and see what kind of reward we might get.
[00:22:08]  I think we have the boater, yes we do so boat looking aesthetic take command
[00:22:23]  I still need to climb that great statue of Susbra too and then I need to left and then kill Talos I must do this to gain the favor of Aris right we are here LO mate now I want my reward
[00:22:50]  Alexios good news I hope indeed safe and sound well done and now the shroud is yours you don't want it after all that I gained something more viable today for your troubles Misteus if I knew any better I'd think you were testing me perhaps
[00:23:22]  Aha, he is trying to hire us into becoming his mercenary.
[00:23:42]  It would take you far away from Defalonia.
[00:23:45]  So far away, you might never return.
[00:23:51]  I am a Mythios, not an assassin.
[00:23:56]  I'm not an assassin.
[00:23:57]  There's a first time for everything.
[00:24:00]  What do you say?
[00:24:04]  Who is the general I have to kill?
[00:24:06]  Who is this general?
[00:24:08]  They call him the wolf.
[00:24:10]  He does something to offend you?
[00:24:12]  Yes, he's costing me Drahmi.
[00:24:15]  He's not good for business.
[00:24:18]  What can you tell me about Megaris?
[00:24:21]  Anything I should know about Megaris?
[00:24:24]  Only that it's the most valuable land in the Greek world.
[00:24:27]  From a military perspective, of course.
[00:24:30]  Unfortunately for Megarians, it has two very powerful neighbors who just can't seem to play nice.
[00:24:36]  In the tug of war between Corith and Athens, Megaris is their own.
[00:24:41]  All right, bruv, I'll take the contract for the lols.
[00:24:44]  I accept.
[00:24:45]  Splendid.
[00:24:47]  You'll need a boat.
[00:24:49]  You have one, don't you?
[00:24:53]  I don't have a boat.
[00:24:55]  If I had a boat, we wouldn't be having this conversation.
[00:24:59]  A shame.
[00:24:59]  It's too far of a swim, I'm afraid.
[00:25:02]  Even for you.
[00:25:03]  I'll find one.
[00:25:04]  Good.
[00:25:05]  I hope it's sturdy.
[00:25:07]  And why is that?
[00:25:09]  The seas are much more dangerous, I'm afraid.
[00:25:12]  War is coming, and the wolf is on the wrong side.
[00:25:19]  You won't be disappointed.
[00:25:21]  When your job in Megaris is done, come find me at Pilgrim's Landing Infocus.
[00:25:26]  Alright, mates.
[00:25:27]  Cool.
[00:25:28]  That will have to be this episode.