There is one Hight-Storsterun sick cunt right there.
And obviously, glorious Prince Teklis of Ulthuan.
I want to aim a massive shout out and a massive thank you to Scion OF THE Emperor for gifting me this game so that I could make let's plays of it, highly appreciated indeed.
So this is dedicated to you, bro.
there is an extremely rare Pepe Frog who has transcended mortality epic, absolutely epic.
Now I have talked a lot about Warhammer 40k, about the Horus Heresy, but I have actually been a Warmer Fantasy bra for a lot longer than I have been a science fiction bra.
So this is familiar territory, and not the game itself because yeah, I just installed it basically, but it is familiar because I read a good amount of books from the Black Library that is set in warmer, fancy setting.
So we're gonna go into campaigns.
New campaign, heir of an Arian, Tyrion heir of an Arian absolutely awesome.
Yeah, we're gonna look through the different lords.
This is also a epic character and this is obviously the rare Pepe Frog, Heightestostron alpha male, also high testosterone alpha male.
Now, in my humble view at least, Malakith is the true heir of Ultuan and obviously high energy, and this is his modern, who is a bit degenerate, to be quite honest with everyone.
But, yeah, I suppose she is beautiful and powerful and all that.
And obviously also a high testosterone guy.
And this is a flag level sickening individual in its actual sense.
But anyway.
We're gonna start off with this absolutely epic character.
Gonna go with very hard, as is my custom when I make this let's place.
So we're gonna get straight into it and then I will elaborate more about my um to which extent I am a Warhammer, bro.
Alright, I will start a campaign and then I will let you enjoy the intro without my voice.
An enigma to men and dwarfs who know them as high elves at the center of the Great Ocean lies Althwal, a paradise created by the old ones.
But when the stellar gates collapsed, demons flooded the mortal plain.
All was lost until Anarion the Defender strode forth.
The first Phoenix king vanquished the demons with the aid of the Archmage Calidor Dragon Tamer.
It was Calidor and his elven mages who created the Great Vortex.
A swirling maelstrom that siphoned the excess magic, withering demon- With the world purged of chaos, the elves took it upon themselves to become guardians and stewards.
The twin-tailed comet is oft seen as an omen, but this time, its wake brought great peril.
The dragon with two tails flies lower than before.
Its trail disturbs the vortex.
I have felt a change in the winds of magic.
Then write it, brother.
Lead the mages of Saffiri.
Bring all in the White Tower to bear if you must.
Such lore is currently beyond us.
I suggest a scrying ritual in the pool of Isha.
It may provide us with the answer.
Such a ritual requires fragments of fallen waystones.
Far more than we have.
Then we find more.
Make ready your ritual, Lawmaster Talarion.
You will have your fragments.
I shall start the search in Lustria.
Lustria.
My brother will search here in Althwan.
Why do you care so much about the greater world?
Why do you not stay here, brother?
Protect Althwan.
But I venture beyond our borders.
You medal in far-flung continents.
I will ensure you have a home to return to That was intense I got a good amount of shivers watching that.
Absolutely love the aesthetics.
If you're watching that picture right there, Foa Myrin is all I really have to say about that.
The feet of the Phoenix King must not fall.
Finnobar has entrusted me to lead the counterattack.
Join my cause, brave Asur, and together we shall overcome.
The Druki cannot be allowed to despoil the sanctity of Alfwan.
Draw your weapons, and by Assurion's will shall we prevail!
The time has come to bring the word of enlightenment to these heretics.
Now, yes, I have played a bit of Waramash of War in the old world before, but first campaign here.
So bear with me if I make silly mistakes.
But spies within the occupied cities suggest that the Druki are on the hunt for ancient scrolls of power.
I am no sorcerer, but this is ill news.
They must surely be stopped.
Thou art correct.
We must immediately do so.
Alright.
Enhanced perfection.
I like that.
And that is to build an elven village.
Anyway, update on everything.
I will make more regular videos next week.
I just need to do some things and set up an epic place to record the regular videos.
So in the meantime, I thought to make some Let's Plays.
And then obviously, since I was gifted this earlier today, I thought was a reasonable course of action to jump straight into it.
And also because the game is new, and I know that a lot of Warhammer bras, both Fantasy and 40k are subscribed.
So it's and obviously a lot of guys who like Total War.
So and for me personally also always loved Warhammer, always loved Total War, so match made in heaven for me at least.
But if you do not particularly like gaming or if you're not really into it, don't worry, I'll be back to my regular videos soon enough.
But even if you're not into gaming, you can just relax and listen to my soothing voice.
I don't know if it's a soothing voice, but I hope so.
Now then, first things first, technology can't really do anything.
We need to build something fun first.
Right.
Hmm.
Okay, we must research some technologies.
How about diplomacy?
Relations with foreign powers may be managed through diplomacy, my lord.
Consider your situation carefully before accepting any agreement.
That guy, if anyone has a soothing voice, reminds me a bit about Esbern in Skyrim.
Alright, Ivres, you seem like decent, good elves.
Let us trade.
We can even have a military access.
Go.
I agree to your terms, though it causes me great pain.
Why would it do that?
We're trading on equal terms here.
Extremely silly of you.
Okay, Sappary.
My request, dear Ingmir.
But I am an Aser of Ultan, you extremely silly girl.
They don't really seem quite impossible.
Quite impossible.
Yeah, they didn't want to trade for some Azer Princess.
Phoenix Corn awaits your plea with interest.
Can I non-aggression pact, maybe?
And alright, let's do that.
What?
Blasphemy.
Trade agreement, then.
Foi.
Prince of Alfwan.
Oh, foi.
This is absolutely.
I can't.
I want to trade with you.
If you wish.
Coolest units in all of Warhammer, White Lions.
I will build some of them later, or recruit some of them later as we progress in this series.
Okay, and I don't really think anyone else wants to trade with me.
The Scourge of Cain.
I just want to see what it says.
I don't.
Never.
Never.
Okay, he doesn't like me.
But that's fine.
It is absolutely fine.
I want to bring the word to these heretics, but we're gonna need some more lads and archers are always fun to do battle with.
And that's that.
I suppose I'll take the turn.
And then the war is on the cult of excess.
That sounds like some degenerates.
And we can't have that, can we?
Dear true friends.
Speaking of the term true friends, I don't really use it anymore because no one understands what I say when I say it.
So people are wondering what are you saying in the beginning?
And they think I say something completely else, which is ill-considered.
Which is silly.
Ever loyal.
Ever loyal.
I like that.
Gonna go with one more unit of spearmen as well for optimal glory.
Gonna take another turn and see what this sick cunt is going.
Hopefully we can provoke a sort of battle.
So yeah, nice with some autumn gaming.
I hope thou all agreest.
Be wary, my lord, for the dark elves have been sighted.
These pitiless killers are as dangerous on the battlefield as they are treacherous round the table.
I advise great caution.
That is some good advice.
I will heed it, my friend.
I'm gonna bring the hit right now.
See what the crack is.
Boom.
Alright, let's do it.
I suppose a battle can be good in the first episode.
I think that is mandatory even for the first episode of a Total War Let's Play.
Last Total War Let's Play I made was one and a half years ago and I was the kingdom of Asturias in Attila commencing an epic reconquista of Iberia.
It was quite popular.
Let's play.
I hope this Let's Play also gets well received by you.
Alright, I will not deploy because I'm too cool for that.
No, I am merely jesting.
I will not deploy because they have the majority of their troops already.
I mean they're not here yet.
Look at that.
We have a phoenix.
How glorious?
Oh, and by the way, I need to expand my English vocabulary.
So I don't need to use glorious and epic to describe exactly everything.
But sometimes that's the only thing that can be used to describe certain things.
So if we admire these guys right here, that is quite epic.
I don't know if magnificent would be the right term to describe it.
But so yeah, I'll have to use epic and glorious too.
Until further notice.
God, they are getting absolutely wrecked.
Your troops will fire at will without orders to the contrary, Commander.
Have them conserve their ammunition, if you so wish.
Oh no, I like the Storm of Arrows.
It is quite satisfying to see this cult of excess.
They are as the name suggests.
They are pleasure-seeking hedonists, decadent degenerates.
So they need to pay with their lives.
I'm gonna speed up the battle a bit.
Okay, you could actually save some ammunition there until these guys come in to play.
Oh, right.
Yes, you can actually fire now.
Look at this now.
That, if anything, is brutal.
The enemy general is slain, my lord.
Cursing your name with it.
Very good.
Very good indeed.
Now, let us look at these guys.
Quite high energy, I must say, and I suppose they want to charge in my, my bowmen there.
So uh, we're gonna meet them up with our uh spearmen.
It shall be done.
Shield of the Everqueen. Shield of the Everqueen. Shield of the Everqueen.
All right, Rick'em lads.
Understood understood, orders received.
All right boom, get at him, lads.
Oh, our gallant hero ah, the aesthetics are on point.
There, we are all right, I'm gonna utilize my phoenix there.
I want to get in the flank to better utilize my...
Alright, let's try this.
See how he fares, see if we can stand these archers behind, behind their lines, and unleash hell would be quite strategic, I suppose.
Tyrion Tyrion, oh mighty prince, received death blow.
Asurian guides up archers.
All right, get him.
Lads, I think we should have this battle in our.
Oh, you can actually help them.
If you don't mind, lads, you can charge in the Dreadlord.
He will soon die.
I like this uh, this Phoenix tire.
Mighty lord oh, but we have won their ability to fight.
How nice, okay cool.
That was a good start to this.
This campaign yeah, feels good.
Dutch APG, most satisfying indeed.
Yes, as I said, I do believe that Malakith is actually the true heir of Altwan.
We're gonna occupy it because this is our land.
The Druki city and yeah, there's a really epic trilogy.
First book is called Malachith, second book is called Shadow King, which is probably one of the best books I've read.
I would say.
So always some book recommendations when in my videos.
But yeah, anyway, that's my thoughts on it because he was the son of Anerion, which was the first king of Ulthuan.
But he got cocked, so to speak, and he got exiled to Nagaroth.
So now he's planning his revenge.
And they have actually advanced the storyline of Warhammer to the great discontent of many hardcore fans.
For me, it was nice when they advanced the storyline, but I kinda like the Warhammer world as it was.
But you know, it is what it is.
Anyway, I think I will leave it there for this episode.
And comment glory to Turion, savior of Ulthuan, if you have watched this far.
Because always nice to see how the retention time is on these longer videos.
And I'm obviously humbled that you are participating and that you are with me in spirit as we commence this crusade campaign to restore glory to Ulthuan.
So anyway, really happy to be back in the Warhammer world and happy to be in a sunny place since it's so autumn weather outside, cold and raining, so it's nice to be metaphysically at least in another place.
