Kingdom of Asturias: The Reconquista. Total War: Attila. Part 3
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Greetings Warriors of Christ and welcome back to our glorious Reconquista.
I'm rocking my to arms t-shirt to honor the brave men of Spain, Portugal and France who fought against the Muslim invaders.
I'm of course talking about the Battle of Poitiers.
Not sure how you pronounce that.
And Charles Martel.
However, what I do know how to pronounce now, thank you to my Spanish troop friends, is Beya.
I think I got it right.
And then in Portuguese it's actually Beja, which I something like it at least.
But pronunciations aside, let us get on with it.
Get on with our glorious Reconquista.
Now, first things first, I noticed that this army is actually called the Blades of Mercy.
That is not optimal for glory.
So, I actually consulted Teddy.
Greetings.
And he suggested that we should change the name.
So we're going to do that right now to the blades of Teddy, what did you say?
The blades of Glory.
That's better.
Better much better.
So yeah, I'm gonna take the turn.
Oh!
They have low integrity.
Oh well, I suppose they would have higher integrity now that we have changed their name to the Blades of Glory.
A lot cooler than the Blades of Mercy.
Like, we're not supposed to show mercy to our enemies here.
That's not optimal for glory.
Look at this.
We have a fight.
Oh.
Glad.
Berber Lys.
No, thanks.
I don't want to box with them right now.
We'll have to call for our king.
Aka me.
The glorious Reconquistador.
I don't know if that's a term, but oh well.
Okay, cool.
Let us investigate the possibility.
God, I wish I could poison them or something.
That would be glorious.
So.
Bea, you will have to wait.
You will have to suffer the unjust rule of the Muslims for just a few turns more.
because I'm sending up General Aurelio to deal with these guys, so gonna get you back there.
And they support each other.
Might as well place this army behind so that these guys reinforce.
And the reason for that is when you reinforce another army, the reinforcing army comes to the battlefield a bit later.
And these are all cavalry.
So that's my little strategic plan.
Can we actually create some new Iberian cavalry?
We can also build something fun here.
Enables agent recruitment.
Hostile attack.
And I'm actually I don't know if I said that in any of the previous videos I will probably say it again.
But I will go to Portugal with my, with my MMA team, in late January for a Brazilian jiu-jitsu that's how you pronounce it if you're from Brazil.
Brazil Jiu-Jitsu not really, but I try, I tried at least to to sound like it.
But yeah, um to to a seminar there.
And the Lord, God favors me uh, pay him off the bustad.
Uh yes, so we're gonna go there and train some uh, Brazilian jiu-jitsu for four days.
Uh, what's this now, god?
I want something fun and not, uh like, not start fire.
I don't want to burn down our beloved Spain here.
I want to.
This is absolutely barbaric.
I can't even find anything fun to do with them.
The pride of Al Andalus.
Well then, I'll.
Andalus, I think you and I have to have a little talk.
Okay let's, let's talk in more glory.
I think it's the best thing.
These guys can't really threaten us, so we're gonna do like this, Garcia shout out to Justin Garcia of the Pressure project, pressureproject.com great, great podcast.
So I don't think he will be watching this and he watches some of my videos, but but yeah, a big shout out to him and to the Pressure project.
Justin Garcia and I was actually on, did an interview with them, but two months ago.
So great pleasure and honor.
Look, we have a rebellion on our hands.
How blasphemous, maybe we should.
Aha, we can't create another one blasphemy.
So we're gonna have a rebellion on our hands.
How unfool in all ice cells.
And yeah so um so, rocking my Au Armé t-shirt with a fleur de lis to to optimize my performance in this.
Uh, let's play.
And I've played some, some more of this DLC, off camera, as it were, and I'm really impressed by this, by this campaign, this DLC.
Actually no, I'm gonna block you sorry sorry, not sorry, I mean, he did it without my explicit permission.
The, the buster Merida, the caliphs, chosen ready for orders cool cunning upkeep, minus, that's awesome.
But what, what more can we have?
Sil, gonna go with one of each there, all right, cool.
So what can we do here?
We can take Case and now I don't remember what, how you pronounce that one, but but sure look, that's fine, let's take this little battle at least to get the The violence going.
I felt that I've talked too much and killed too little.
Oh, there's the Arab guy again.
He looks properly evil.
This little thing there.
Load up with some tea also.
Absolutely glorious.
So, yeah, quite small battle this.
Probably try to get in another battle in this episode.
Foggy, no thanks.
Dry.
Yes, thanks.
And that is basically, I prefer to have, to see what I'm doing.
And then also because we have a good few skirmishers.
Now, gonna keep them there until...
Ah, there they are.
Our reinforcements enter the fray!
Men of Christ.
Now, let's see what we can do here.
Onward, men.
You know what would be really cool if I got some sort of contract for voice acting in like games, and then when you click at a certain unit, my voice would actually go like Proud Men of Christ.
Yeah, I think voice acting is the appropriate term there.
Speaking of which, in the Witcher Tree, actually Tywin Lannister does voice acting in that game.
I haven't played it yet though, but just give a context to my little rambling here.
I don't know if it makes any sense, but yeah, the voices for the units, etc.
I think it would be really cool to do those in all actuality.
So if anyone is looking for a talent scout for voice acting, call me.
No, send a mail.
I don't know.
Look how cool this looks.
Love it.
Absolutely love it.
Okay, let's talk more, and there we go, fire at them.
And now we don't want to friendly fire our general.
Proud men of Christ.
And no to any pagan true friends.
Don't worry, I'm still pagan, but I love shouting Christian aesthetics kind of things.
Oh, look at that!
Look at that, strewprints!
That, if anything.
What?
How can our glorious general die like that?
Oh, I forced the wrong way.
Come on, then.
This look rather cool though.
Oh, yes, love it.
God, I love this game.
Yeah, just because they're invading our territory and our plasmas does not mean that we can ignore the fact that they look rather The enemy.
Boom. Alright. Cool.
Look at this.
Ah, wonderful.
Come on and shoot us, Bastaj dead.
Come on.
No.
That's true.
If anything, felt optimal for glory and battle.
Fucking glorious.
Well done, Garcia.
That was felt good.
Feels good, man.
The JPG.
So yeah, I was going to say, these Moors, the Muslims, they look cool, even though they are our enemy.
The spares of...
Okay, what I'm going to do in honor of The Pressure Project and Justin Garcia.
The spears of power.
Sounds so cool.
Okay, we're gonna hunt down this guy.
And we have a...
Gonna go with that one.
Now.
Repair and look at that.
We can have another governor.
Entrepreneur.
There we are.
And what can we go gonna go with some food production?
Okay, cool.
We have our rebellion.
Absolutely barbaric.
I wish we could have another general, but we can't.
I should have to send this guy up.
And he will be there in two turns.
Don't really know if we can catch him.
Oh well.
We take this settlement!
Let them cower like cannot do it.
Glory to God.
Now we're gonna take that settlement at least.
Maybe we should utilize a little flute.
I don't know why though, but okay, we're having a rebellion to deal with here as well.
I'm going to decimate you, you bastard.
We're gonna be acting up and not admiring my king.
Kingship.
in all actuality oh what's that?
Taifa of Valencia for death and honor gonna go with conning which lowers the the upkeep cost which is awesome occupy you
The heroes of the caliphate, I assume they want to box with me sooner or later.
You may serve me by I suppose, keeping an eye on this guys, I could take the caliphate chosen.
No question about that at all.
I just hope these guys don't sack Braga until we come up there.
But recruiting Royal House.
Okay, we're gonna repair these things.
And I don't think it's prudent to lay a siege there just yet.
You may as well get comfy men like that.
Okay, next turn, we're gonna swoop down Yasake that settlement.
They still low integrity.
Absolutely blasphemous.
How dare they talk to me like that?
I will speak the hardest word for a warrior.
Peace.
It is an honorable offer.
Absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
How dare they.
Oh.
Maybe we should have taken them up on their offer.
Okay.
Let's go with a battle at least.
But remember, our main army is still safe within the walls.
Let's see the blades of glory, what you can do.
I don't suppose we have particular much of a chance there considering they're all our spearmen, which counters our cavalry quite well.
But what we can do is kill as many of them as possible.
Make a glorious last stand.
Alright then, start battle.
Now.
The enemy approaches!
Would be cool to get your general.
For the glory of God!
Engage!
Stand for a man.
I love this workout Highly glorious.
Okay, I'm entering powergaming mode.
If I'm not that talkative, it's because I must win this battle for the glory of Christ.
I love that one.
having Kuwait.
I don't want to stand in the box with a Spearman like this.
Not one bit.
Thank you very much.
Get his Berber light cavalry.
Get em, boys!
Aw, fuck.
Yeah, they're, uh, they're spearmen.
Won them the battle, I'm afraid.
Our advantage has been lost.
If I can at least kill the general, I will be a happy crusader.
Ah, wonderful.
We got that satisfaction at least.
Alright, the battle is lost either way.
I'm just gonna spit it up.
Our first defeat, true friends.
I have failed you all.
No, it's fine.
I will take the revenge.
Yeah, fear not, fear not.
It's all bad!
Do you like that?
They will pay for this.
They will pay, true friends.
That is the only thing I can promise to you all.
How dare they?
Oh, for the love of Talos.
No, I don't want to take that.
Okay, so the Pieta Leftists are back.
I should have been more careful.
should have raised the army.
Okay, so I'm gonna go up there and recruit some units.
It is a great and glorious thing to serve your levy skirmisher.
And then I'm gonna create another one.
Gonna create a rider.
The Blades of Glory will be reinstated.
And oh, look at that.
Ambushers.
Fuh, million.
And then I can send them down and crush them between me.
Now, true friends, let us die, you heathen scum.
Hmm Okay, I could take the settlement, but I could also kill this guy.
Oh, who's easy?
Nice.
Alright, cool.
I'm gonna take one Additional turn in this in this episode, true friends.
This is my plan in all Axelty.
And then I hope that this offer of conflict.
Absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
Absolutely barbaric, if anything.
That would be to accept a truce from the enemies of Christ.
You come to our lands and try to wrest it from the rightful rule of the another rebellion imminent.
Fuck.
Hello, lads.
How are we today?
That's all I wanted to do in this episode as well.
Now we have war weariness.
Let's see if they actually do want a peace treaty.
No, I don't want to trade with you.
I want some shekels, though.
Give shekels.
Give more shekels.
Mm-hmm.
My lord will- Okay, cool.
That- That will have to do.
That will have to do for now.
And the reason for that is we need a break from the war.
