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We're here with the glorious Nightblade Assassin for Mirin.
This glorious Woodelf right there.
I matched the war paint and the hair so that it would suit with the reddish kind of style with the armor.
So either way, we're gonna talk.
Ah, hello, Cicero.
Hello, Maine.
Cicero.
That is, um...
He's a sick...
CICERO.
We'll talk to you, old man, and we'll see who gets punished.
Oh, be quiet, you great lumbering lapdog.
The man has had a long journey.
Indeed.
Hello Gorgeous, how are we today?
Mr. Cicero, I for one am delighted you and the night mother have arrived.
Your presence here signals a welcome return to tradition.
Ah, tradition.
A most worthy cause in all actualities.
But enough of that.
We're gonna talk with Narfibra the Sikh Cunt.
Because we have finished the.
Yeah, I didn't record the last killing because it was tedious and boring.
I thought to get on with the get on with it.
A Monty Python reference, by the way.
Hello, Maine.
She's by the pool greeting the Night Mother and her little Justin.
Okay, good.
Ah, nice.
I was supposed to talk to that guy though, because we killed everyone.
Morning never comes.
Astrid, I just want to talk to you.
We have a lot of cool alchemy ingredients lying around.
Alright, then.
Talk to me, girl.
Hello.
Do you have a contract for me?
You must go to the city of Markarth and speak with the apothecary's assistant.
You'll probably find her in the hag's cure when the shop is open.
The girl has been loving her mouth.
Once an ex-lover killed, she's apparently performed the black sacrament.
Her name is Mourin, and she's set up the contract and carry it out.
Okay, cool.
Anything else?
Since it's your first contract, I'll let you keep whatever Muiri pays.
Cool.
Ah, let's.
Oh, I haven't already.
Look at that.
Oh, must be some sort of bug.
I couldn't acquire it.
Let's uh, there we are.
Let's spend the episode collecting mushrooms, true friends.
I think that would be an exciting episode.
No, not serious.
Just gonna.
Oh, book.
Apprentice assistants.
Hmm.
Okay, I want my.
I want some cash now.
Give me my money, Main.
Congrats.
Here's your payment.
Beatild is dead.
Awesome.
We have acquired some money.
Let's see.
I'll teach you how to use it effectively.
Boy, that's expensive.
Oh, well.
Quite high level in light armor, though.
Hello, gorgeous.
Does death not come to us all?
Is it not a certainty?
It does.
I can confirm this to be true.
I actually can't, but you know, it is what it is.
Let's head to Markard, true friends, and kill an ex-lover.
And if I'm not mistaken, he's actually a bandit as well.
And now, As I might have said in the last episode, juicy.
That's what I said.
No, not really.
This is actually only the second time ever that I, the juicy one, actually have finished or intend to finish the Dark Road Road.
I don't know why, actually.
But yeah, Skyrim.
Love the fucking game.
Like.
Alright, let's wait until the morning comes.
Perhaps we can have a little shopping spree at Alchemist or that would be cool.
I want those little vitamin drinks, as it were, to optimize my juiciness.
I'm not sneaky.
That's not very nice at all to say.
Mark Art, I.
Yeah, I really like Mark Art.
Drifton obviously is my favorite city, but Marquardt is...
Let us.
Hello, gorgeous.
Talk to me.
Talk to me, girl.
Indeed.
I am Black Sacrament.
It actually worked.
Get on with it!
What I need is for Elaine Dufant to die.
My cities, I need details!
Get to the point.
I want you to go to that ruin, find Elaine Dufont, and it will be done.
But well, there is one more thing.
Alright, cool.
Talk to me.
I am.
I'm listening.
If you can, I want you to kill someone else as well.
You don't have to, not as part of our deal, but if you do, I'll pay you even more.
It's Nilsine Shattershield in Windhelm.
If Nilsine dies too, I'll get it worth you while.
Jelly.
I went to Windhelm to see the Shatter Shields.
They were old and dear friends, and in more sickening.
Frigga was killed recently.
Murdered.
I met Elaine in the tavern while I was drinking my sadness away.
He was handsome and charming.
He said I was the beautiful lily of his dreams.
Elaine made all the pain just go away.
Sickening.
Sounds like a proper rogue.
Elaine used me.
He ruined my name, destroyed my friendship with the Shattershields.
Do you know why Elaine was in Windhelm?
You heard about Frigg's murder.
He wanted to befriend the family in their grief and rob them blind.
Elaine used me to get close to my friends.
And now they all think I'm some kind of monster.
Sickening.
Elaine Dufont took my life, and now I'm taking his.
Sounds cool.
I was like a daughter to Tova, a sister to Nilsene and Frigga.
But the family refuses to believe my innocence, no matter what I say.
Ah.
Didn't they understand that I was used?
That I was grieving for Frigga, too?
No, they treated me like garbage.
Alright, cool.
I get you.
I get you, girl.
And okay.
Oh, foi, look at this.
This represents this facial expression right now when I see the scenery in Skyrim.
If you recognize the mem.
The meme, as you say in English.
Foi, look at that.
Markart.
What a what an absolutely glorious place.
I actually haven't been up in that tower, I think.
Bless that's the wizard tower.
Get out of my way!
Marcy!
Oh, it must be.
Oh, well, let's commence the crusade against blasphemy.
Irkangand.
Let's kill something, shall we?
So yeah, as I was talking about, I wasn't really talking about anything really, but let us, true friends, but where are we going?
Are we going east?
Yeah, both.
Both of them are east, I suppose.
So, we're gonna commence a little cardio session.
It'll be fun.
I have clairvoyance.
Cool spell.
But, in order to optimize the gloriousness of this episode, I'm actually gonna edit until we get there.
Alright, true friends, that was the shortest edit ever because I'm already here.
So, let us, in all actuality, muffle ourselves for Gris.
Fuck, I did not see that guy right there.
Extremely silly of me, I'm afraid.
Tell you what, you start running so I can stab you in the back.
Oh, look at that dodge, though, true friends.
Admire my Cheerio, exactly how it goes.
Glass arrows, rather glorious, you know what I tell you.
Our hero, our hero claims the warriors come.
I tell you, I tell you, the dragonborn comes with a voice wielding power.
Oh, the ancient Nord.
Oh, fuck.
I need to step up my bow game now.
Where is she?
Don't hide from me, you insolent dog.
There we are.
Hello, bandit thug.
I just want to talk to you.
Oh right, I'm not a Nord, you see it is.
Oh, fuck, I walked into it.
Ah, there we are.
Critical hit.
Sickening.
Let's look at the possibility of muffling ourselves.
Just gonna quickly look at what we have here.
Hide shield.
Quite good.
We also have a quick so I can instantly poison my things.
So that's one of the cool things with like an assassin.
You can have a high level of alchemy and always have some glorious potions to poisons, I mean, and potions to optimize your gloriousness.
So look at that.
Hello, main.
Hello, hello.
Fuck.
That did not go according to plan.
Ah, come on then.
Ah, fuck.
Potions?
Now, Dalos, I love you!
That's exactly how it goes.
Always nice when they come at you charging like that.
Let's sleep.
No, we can't.
I wanted to level a bit faster.
All right.
I think I actually have done this episode like in a Let's Play before.
When I wasn't as glorious as I am now.
Was it about a year ago, actually?
Hello, main.
Boom.
Oh, look at that.
Look at that shoe friends.
Isn't that a thing of glory?
A sneak, sneak attack.
But yeah.
Like most of my videos from like a year ago, they're quite bad, quite bad quality, actually.
Which I suppose is a good thing, not that they're actually bad quality, but because I have now opted my video quality game, as it were.
Admire this shot now.
Thanos I love you Hello orc bruh Do you really submit though?
Or are you saying that?
So I don't kill you.
Fucking hell Let's Dear friends, let's take this out.
Okay, let's get the fuck out of here.
Bye.
Oh, isn't he coming even?
Come at me, Nambru.
Come at me.
Where are you?
Could be cool if we have so you see I'm horribly bad at the like regular stand-up fight oh fuck But I'm sneaky as can be So I'm actually gonna wait for him to go go away please I don't want you here The best thing would be I suppose to get a backstab I did this.
You're dead.
You hear me?
Dead!
I did it.
Hello Brew.
I just want to talk to you.
Can't- can't wait to count out your coin.
Oh, look at that.
vigorous healing okay let's look at the possibility of not fucking being terrible at this God, no.
Ooh.
Quite glorious indeed, Truefrance.
Quite glorious indeed.
Orcish arrows, how quaint.
Veil and wood warbow, how about that?
That's a suma trench knife.
And yet again, I have immersive weapons and armor.
And I'm sleeping a bit too to be to awaken feeling rested, as it were.
That's why.
Because then you level a bit faster and leveling is fun.
Alright, where were we even?
Go.
An orcish dagger can always be nice.
We can actually look at what my dagger has for stats now.
Oh, by the way, I've done the thief skill thing, but I didn't want to wear these kind of things because of the immersive aspect of being in the Dark Brotherhood.
Oh!
Here we are.
20.
And what did he or 12?
Fucking poverty dagger.
That's the worst fucking dagger ever.
Oh, look at that.
The Ethereum Wars.
That will grant our quest.
Oh, foil, look at this.
Mirin.
Sweet roll.
Sick, fucking physique.
That sweet roll is mine.
Let's consume it, true friends.
As pre-workout.
Food.
Sweet roll.
that granted me 50 plus in prosperity immediately uh yeah so i was so as i was saying look it's moonwalk I'm really bad.
Like this character is really bad in a regular stand-up fight.
As you saw, I barely do any damage at all with my dagger, except if we come up close, we have 30 times the damage, and there we can kill a lot of Juice Pell Orcwill.
One moment, there we are.
sickening.
Hello, lads.
That didn't do anything at all.
How about this one?
Didn't do anything either.
The worst fucking thing ever.
Oh well.
Weapon is already poisoned.
Let's let's get get good or get wrecked.
Let's take this one first.
Boom.
Ah, fuck.
That is exactly how it goes.
Hello, lads.
How are we today?
You did, actually.
You did hear something.
What?
Did he die?
Oh, it was really easy to kill.
I guess it's henchmen.
Ah!
Come at me, Bru.
Hello, hello.
Consortium, what's that?
Wolf claymore, foi mün.
Mürin gains a gispane.
I know it was quite fucking bad to be honest.
Like, is this dwarf inquiries?
Whoop okay, let's let's try to get uh get this guy close up now bandit marauder.
You did actually hear something.
It was me.
Hello, bro.
I just want to talk to you.
That, my dear Rubrens.
Quite quite good armor and everything.
Open door.
What might be in here then?
Hello little spider.
I don't remember this.
Oh fucking hell.
Bye.
Let us not take that battle in particular.
How can that be worth?
Oh, fuck.
I am getting out of here immediately.
Let's kill the other girl instead.
instead of fighting this monster.
But I do want to kill it all the same.
Okay, let's try to kill it, either way.
There we are.
Not all too much of a problem.
Look at that.
Alright, let's get out of here.
And let's kill the girl.
That seems like a fun thing to do.
All out of breath as well.
Need to work on my cardio.
Ah, a lovely day.
Eh?
Fast travel to Windhelm.
Yeah, she needs to pay.
She obviously was a degenerate who must realize that she is but a dog.
And I'm her master.
Alright, where are you?
How dare you talk to me like that?
Exactly.
Hello, mate.
Foi, Müran.
Let's talk to the g talk to Muri Markhard.
Perhaps I should join the Forsworn.
I kinda like them, like a separatist guerrilla group.
My style, my type of guys, right there, actually.
Fighting for what they believe is a just cause of liberty.
Hello, Bru.
He looks quite rough and tough, actually.
I don't want to talk to him.
But true friends admire though how well I created this character.
That's one of the things I really love with Skyrim, the character creation.
And this, like, yeah, I'm quite happy with that.
Achievement of the day, like, creating a cool character in Skyrim.
Not to be frowned upon.
Hello, gorgeous.
The hag's cure is here for all your discreet means.
This was the gorgeous girl.
Hello.
What news?
Is Elaine?
Thank you.
That bastard got exactly what he deserved.
Indeed, indeed.
I heard about Nilsen.
You have more than fulfilled your part of the bargain.
Please.
As payment she was horrible in the symbol of my affection.
I'll never move in affection Muiris ring Let's look at, I think, something to do with alchemy.
It would be.
Oh, that's quite good, actually.
I wanna shop a bit to see.
We'd be better off without the silverbloods.
They send their brute, Ingvar, to shake some coins for me every few days.
And Silverblood is always asking for more potions to fuel Thonar's ambitions.
Gives him a temper fiercer than any bear.
That's uh that's not good.
Perhaps I can talk to them.
I am.
What do you got, my friend?
Do you have anything fun?
Dragon's tongue.
That's quite good.
I want to help Balimund.
That's why I try to buy such things wherever I can get hands on them.
And then I want Nern route as well to give it to another girl.
But no, there was no Nern route.
Now you let me know if you need a cure or anything else.
Alrighty then.
Cool.
Let's head back to Astrid.
Boom, boom.
And...
And I think I'm gonna do as far as I have interpreted the situation among you, my beloved true friends and subscribers.
Skyrim seems to be a lot more popular, almost twice as popular as my Total War campaigns.
So I might just keep it at many more Skyrim episodes than Total War ones.
Hello, gorgeous.
So, how went your first real company?
I live only to serve hail cities.
Oh, love it.
Very good.
Quite so.
You, my dear, are going to fit in here quite nicely.
Now, I need your assistance with a matter of a more personal nature.
It's with Cicero.
Cicero the sick con.
It's Cicero.
Ever since he arrived, his behavior's been well, erratic would be an understatement.
I do believe he is truly mad, but it's worse than that.
He's taken to locking himself in the Night Mother's chamber and talking to someone in hushed but frantic tones.
Who is he speaking with?
What are they planning?
Tonight, mother.
I can't really imitate his voice, but by cities, we must stop them.
If Cicero's planning something, and conspiring with one of our own, it would be disastrous.
What do you want me to do?
Dear brother, I need you to steal into that chamber and eavesdrop on their meeting.
