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Aug. 26, 2015 - The Golden One - Marcus Follin
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Golden Nord of Skyrim. The Return. Chapter 17

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Greetings, true friends, and welcome back to good old Skyrim.
Now we're admiring the golden nord of Skyrim, aka me.
Admire how glorious he is.
Foi, that hair, though.
So, yes, we're gonna go with the companions now because we've done a good few other quests.
So, I'm gonna talk with Codluck White Mane to sign up to this guild.
Hello, lads.
How are we today?
Foi, Miriam Beard.
I can confirm that will be true.
He's admiring my games now.
Strong as fuck, Bruce.
And who are you?
I am the master here.
What?
Sometimes the famous come to us, sometimes men and women come to us to seek their fame.
It makes no difference.
What matters is their heart and their arm.
Of course, how are you in battle, boy?
How dare you question my skill?
Well, you don't feel like you need to show off for our sake.
Vilcus here will be the one testing your mettle.
Vilcus, take him out to the yard and see what he can do.
I alright then.
Do you want to box with me?
Not here.
Out in the yard.
Come on.
Cool, he wants to fight me.
Let's do it, Bru.
Let's have a good old boxing match.
I almost actually admit to myself that my hands have never been my strong strong suit, I'm afraid.
It's all more about the good old kicks and the phallic graphics and wrestling, etc.
But I hope this will not affect my...
The good old Nord of Skyrim. Válográt. Glorious mountain.
Okay then, let's fucking go, time.
Okay, cool.
Sickening should have come here now, Darlos.
I love you.
Not that.
Next time won't be so easy.
Alright, and then you might just make it, but for now, you're still a whelp to us, new blood.
So you do what we tell you.
Here's my sword.
Go take it up to Jorland to have it sharpened.
And be careful.
It's probably worth more than you are.
Fuck off, mate.
Sort of fucking Kant.
He will pay for his insolent crimes.
Eorlund.
Hey, what up?
What brings you here?
I'm guessing you're the newcomer, then.
Yes, yes, unfortunately.
Oh, don't worry too much about it.
They were all whelps once.
They just might not like to talk about it.
And don't always just do what you're told.
Nobody rules anybody in the companions.
Well, I'm not sure how they've managed it, but they have.
No.
And he's a sort of advisor for the whole group.
But every man is his own, every woman her own.
Glorious, I have a favor to ask.
Alright, and then, let's see what it is.
Okay, cool.
This isn't a command, just decency.
Help out an old blacksmith.
I've got to get back to my work.
Alright, Eden.
Hello, hello.
How are we today?
What is it now?
I wanted you to train me in something fun, but well, I'm gonna see if anyone can train me to become better in light armor.
Ayla, where are thou?
I think I'm gonna marry Ayla.
I like her aesthetics.
She's a sick physique.
Oh, I'm just a servant, dear.
You want to talk to one of the companions?
That's one thing that is for, uh, for certain.
Hello, gorgeous!
Oh!
How are we today?
Foil, look at that.
That's how a woman should look.
Who did you see you made it up here?
You know this one?
I saw him training in the yard with Vilcus.
What kind of weapon do you prove?
Ah yes.
I heard you gave him quite a thrashing.
Don't let Vilkash.
I can confirm.
Do you think you could handle Vilkis in a real fight?
Aren't they slow?
I can get in and out.
Oh, he's up there.
We're rough, but there's no need to kill a shield brother over a dispute.
I like your fire, though.
You'll make this companion.
I will make a fierce bed companion.
The Golden Nord won.
The Competition 0.
Hello!
Farkas the glorious, they call him.
Skjor and Aella like to tease me, but they're good people.
This guy's sick to seek our best.
Nice to have a new face around.
It gets boring here sometimes.
Quite so.
I hope we keep you.
This can be a rough life.
The corners are up here.
It looks rather nice.
Like, I'd stay here.
And easily live in this place.
Alright, so here you are.
Looks like the others are eager to meet you.
Come to me or Aella if you're looking for work.
Once you've made a bit of a name for yourself, Skjor and Vilkas might have things for you to do.
Sickening.
Good luck.
I won't work now.
By the way, if you're looking for something to do, we've gotten a letter about someone needing some muscle right here in Whiterun Hold.
I'm Jack this fallout, and that's not our business anyway.
I'm fucking massive.
I just need you to go out there, look tough, and scare this milk drinker into submission.
No more than that.
I don't want to hear about a killing, understand.
Alright, then.
Seems easy enough.
Idyl of Battleborn, okay?
I'm gonna show up and show fucking juicy and massive I am.
That's exactly what I'm gonna do.
And then he will be intimidated and he will apologize.
If I'm not mistaken, I think he's been ordering a lady.
I've heard you may actually be stronger than you look.
Are you on the hunt?
Ah.
Nice.
Oh, look how much gold I didn't know that.
Oh, can we get a level?
Yes!
Thank you very much for that.
Then I can train again.
How quaint, true friends.
That's awesome.
What do we need?
Stamina.
Admire how much stamina I have.
Highly glorious, in all actuality.
Light armor.
Better in.
Oh, two-handed.
Look at that.
Four million.
Deep wounds.
We need 90.
We have that.
That.
War Master.
War Master Horus.
That's a sick count, if there ever was one.
Hmm.
Okay.
Nothing there.
Heavy armor, no.
Smithing.
Can we do anything fun here?
Scaled and plate.
That sounds also quite fun.
What's this now?
Ah, 60 is required.
Fuck.
Oh well.
Alright, cool, I won't spend the whole episode looking at things to do here, but, you know, it's quite nice.
By the way.
Hello, Ayla?
I want more training.
I'm waiting.
I'll show you what I know.
It's sickening.
What a sick physique.
But quite expensive there to train, but it's fine, I suppose.
We'll get new gold.
Alright, where is this milk drinker who needs to be taught some manners?
And I also want to kill something for real in this episode, so it's not only the matter of running around in this sort of manner.
Hello, Maine.
Grey Mane or Battleborn.
Got stones in your ears?
I asked what side you're on.
Greymane or Battleborn.
Then you're either a Stormcloak sympathizer or you're no friend of mine.
You can't scare me into submission.
Oh, really?
Can't I?
Okay, fucking go time.
but a dog, and I'm your master.
Now, Talos, I I love you!
These guys know how to take a punch.
Yes, that is actually the best, to be honest.
Wish I could land some solid kicks on him.
That would be nice.
A head kick, maybe.
A low kick or two.
Three.
And then a takedown.
But I suppose it's why it's hard to kick in this sort of armor.
Alright, not tough now, are you?
Glorious.
Alrighty then.
It was a good brawl.
I'll take care of it, just please leave me alone.
I will.
Return to Farkas.
Let's do it, true friends.
And then we might have something, some droggers or something to kill.
That would be...
That would be more appropriate to optimize our gains, or glory gains, as it were.
So yeah, it feels very good to be back in good old um Skyrim.
So I can shout, you seem to have a knack for this kind of thing.
I do make sure people are charged now.
Skjor was looking for you earlier.
All right then, proving honor skew, the sick cunt, as he's also known.
It's not really though, I just made it up, but it's all good.
Hello main.
Hey, what up there you are.
I did.
Your time, it seems, has come.
Last week a scholar came to us who said he knew where we could find another fragment of Woothrad Sickening.
He seemed a fool to me, but if he's right, the honor of the companions demand ah wonderful, we got to kill something.
Now I would be honored to respect.
And bootlicking new blood wasn't bootlicking you, fucking insolent dog, I was just being nice will be your trial.
Do well, you'll be counted among the companions sickening.
All right, he'll answer any questions you have.
Cool, try not to disappoint or to get him killed.
speak to farkas right let's do it oh farkas where art thou Greetings brother yourself, yep.
So i'm told, let's see if you impress heavy armor.
No, i'm not.
I don't really need heavy armor brother, light armor, because when you're a Nord character, you start actually with five plus in light armor but not in heavy armor um.
So I chose to make this character in accord with um, like the, the starting values.
Basically okay, we have a little stretch to run here, I suppose um.
And, fun fact, i've already made a let's play of this particular Um Quest campaign, but i'll edit it away until we get there.
All right cool, I edited the little um, the little cardio session, away there in order to optimize the gloriousness of the episode.
So, yeah, as I said, in one of the first Let's Plays I ever made, we did this campaign and I remember that I was so fucking horrible, both at the game itself, because I didn't even know how to block.
But then, due to the kind words and wisdom of my true friends, I learned to better myself and then also have been a bit better audio quality.
perhaps a bit more entertaining commentary and just you know oh foi love it awesome so yeah overall better quality of videos I suppose with better editing as well so it will be fun to to redo this little mission with my increased knowledge gains now Talos I love you
Hulking Rougar?
Oh, I've never seen those before.
Allfather!
Give me strength!
oh look at that leveling This is wonderful.
I'm gonna utilize a potion.
God, I definitely need more.
Okay, we didn't have...
I definitely need more...
Stamina.
okay I'm gonna just check through my gear really quickly do we have anything even healing that's good I'm just gonna look through amulet of Talos we're gonna need that Righty then.
Talos Hello main god my my blocking game has increased definitely sickening my dodging game I suppose Hello!
Ah, there we are.
Hulking Draugr.
I've actually never seen a hulking drauger before.
I've seen like draughter, Deathlord and everything like that, but no hulking draughters, I suppose.
But yeah, I hope you admired my blocking game there.
Blocking game, strong.
See, that's the power of progression.
It doesn't matter really what, what you're progressing in, as long as you're doing it, because that becomes more fun.
Then Orkish shield, no, I think heavy armor might be more aesthetic, but since the Barbarian class is light armor, I went with that.
Cool, you can enchant something.
But I'm not gonna do that now because, as I said, I want more action and glory and blood in this episode.
Oh yeah, remember this boom, And now I will.
I won't spoil anything for anyone who hasn't seen this before, help me.
Foil, look at that aesthetics crew.
they're all jacked as fuck.
Fah, look at that sick physique the guy on the right has.
That's fucking good physique.
Epic Heron beard also.
Oh, we have a pale ore.
A glorious werewolf.
I think he might be a bit overpowered, but it's cool.
I'm more interested in the gold, the shekels, that is.
I hope I didn't scare you.
Oh, you didn't.
It's a blessing given to some of us.
We could be like wild beasts.
Fearsome.
Oh no.
Only the circle have the beast blood.
Prove your honor to be a companion.
Eyes on the prey, not the horizon.
We should keep moving.
That's that's good.
Eyes on the prey, not the horizon.
Skyforge steel greatsword.
73 in damage.
And our sword has 79.
A fucking poverty sword.
Alright then.
Gold.
Nice.
How quaint.
I actually edited.
I made a little awkward edit there.
Hello, hello.
Boom.
That's exactly how it goes.
Yeah, so I edited a bit of the mission away.
I hope that's cool and fine.
And some technical difficulties, but that's not.
That is not the end of the world, in all actuality.
Hello?
Ah, he was actually living.
Are you also living?
No, I don't see.
He has a little skeleton.
Hello, lads.
How are we today?
Look at that.
Sneak.
I'm not really gonna sneak much, to be honest.
Look at those beer bar circar.
Come on and get at him, boys.
What are you doing?
Die, unbeliever!
Haha.
Silver great sword.
Not really good.
No, that's heavy armor.
God, they're really cool though.
If I had heavy armor as my thing, I would have taken those instantly.
Fucking awesome, and he stands there and come on then, Farkas, get at him!
I don't want to be shot by this guy.
Dallas, I love you.
Hello, Silverhand.
God, I can't believe I missed that.
Oh now, Silverhand, you are not that cocky anymore.
Our hero, our hero, claims a warrior's call.
I tell you, I tell you, the happy merchant will need his coin.
I altered the song there.
I sang about my own greed.
Ah, there we are.
Sickening.
Glassbow?
Yeah.
Let's go with that.
Ah, a little door of wisdom.
How quaint.
Ah, beautiful.
There we are.
Oh, I got a level there as well.
Cure disease.
Bone mill.
I suppose I can take that.
Not really anything fun there.
Oh well.
Okay, we're gonna have a huge fight on hand now.
Cool, a key.
Whose key can this possibly be?
THALOS!
That's... that's overkill.
Actually.
Oh, soon we'll be levelling as well.
Can we...
Oh!
Critical strike!
Boom!
You are but a dog!
And I'm your master!
That is how you say, like, okay, I'm just gonna be careful, then I'm gonna talk you.
Die, unbeliever!
Wow, look at that!
Killing low.
Foi, mirin.
Miron.
Yes, you know how you always say to every woman that are of your own age.
Ah!
You say, hello, gorgeous.
To all enemies you have, you say, you are but a dog and I'm your master.
Boom, there we are.
So yeah, I hope that makes sense.
It doesn't really, but it's fun.
Just what a crack like, as they say here in Ireland.
Hey!
Hey, what up?
That's what he was going to say.
I have an arrow in my head.
Ah, now I remember.
Now a huge fight will erupt.
And some loot!
Nice, come on then.
Oh, there we are.
Alright, admire this combat now.
Talos!
Boom!
I love those running charges.
God, love it.
Love it.
But the god of heaven and goddess of the earth, aid me now.
Come at me then.
Come at me, brute.
Hello, main.
Oh, fucking juicy.
That's what that is.
Hello.
Do you want to box with me?
Oh, it is like having sex with a woman and coming.
Perhaps not really.
I described via Arnold how the pom feels in the gym.
Ah, killing blow.
Ah, and the last one.
Hello, mate.
Rather stupid of you to box with me like that.
Boom, there you are.
Sickening.
Musik.
Musik.
Let's see if this fine gentleman, Holking Groger of Pills and Wisdom, has anything to say.
Ah, there is the little chest.
Hello, gorgeous.
Darlos.
I love you.
For anyone who isn't aware of what in the actual fuck I'm talking about when I did Darlos, I love you.
It's the guy in White Ron.
Who is a proper legend?
He screams that.
Truly glorious individual, I would say.
Alright, cool.
So now we had last episode I made in Skyrim was with Mollus Nightblade.
And this episode was with the Golden Nord.
And now I'm going to let you give me yet again your thoughts regarding it.
Which one do you like the most?
And or if you would like to start a new character or something.
I'm open for suggestions.
I think Skyrim is, it's easier to make entertaining commentary to Skyrim rather than Total War.
Because Total War is more like, it's not the same kind of banter, as it were.
It's my thoughts about that.
But yeah, thank you very much for watching.
Always a pleasure to be able to upload videos of me ranting on and exploring Skyrim like this.
And obviously awesome to have you with me.
So yeah, cool.
And who am I?
The Golden Nord of Skyrim.
XXO.
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