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Oct. 19, 2014 - The Golden One - Marcus Follin
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Shadow of Mordor Part 8

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Greetings, Jufans, and welcome back to Mordor Last episode.
I slew not a pale orc, but a pale human who was also bench for the hench.
And we found ourselves in this highly glorious place.
So we're gonna start the queen of the shore now for optimal glory.
Accept glorious gym lifestyle shout and some glorious coffee.
She is not well at all, your friends.
Thank you.
She creeps me out.
I found the Mithril Hammer.
The Mithril Hammer of justice.
Sickening flames.
Show me why my soul was denied death.
She needs to do some more cardio, I think.
You are the victim of a blood sacrifice.
curse be broken.
I wouldn't want to break the curse, though.
Destroy the Black Hand and his followers and claim Mordor.
To my aid.
You don't need them.
Your power begets followers.
Willing or otherwise.
Army.
And Orc army of the Storstrom and Juiciness.
How do I do this?
Your answers are in the fortress nearby, but what you seek may not be there for much longer.
Let's get at it then, true friends.
The future must be mapped.
Make haste while avoiding detection.
Okay, true friends, I assume I will be failing this quest at least once, but I'll try my best to find troubles out there after us to fucking make it.
So speed is of the essence, but so is not being detected Drop the hang.
Oop, I think I made a little mistake there.
No?
Hmm.
Okay, I failed that little mission.
Let's have to restart.
Took the wrong turn there.
I haven't drunken enough coffee yet to properly enter gaming mode.
Alright then.
I will not make the same silly mistake this time, and I took a right turn.
Right.
A lot of orcses.
And yet again, I find myself longing for the company of Gollum to sing me merry tunes.
That would have been a cool thing.
Alright, this wasn't actually so hard.
I thought it would be a bit harder.
There we are.
Oh, look at that!
Some Nicholas humans have been captured by the filthy orcs.
We must seek what they carry.
I will save them nonetheless.
Don't be blinded by your emotions.
The elf is more hardcore.
Me.
The Queen told us our answers to building an orc army lie within this fortress.
If we brand those archers, we can build our army and save these men at the same time.
Brand.
We need to train enemies.
She would now also apply.
Ah, cool.
Stealth brand.
Shift type A.
Okay, I'll try to remember that brand.
Oh fuck, um, well now, I'm entering power gaming mode.
So, this will be our first test subject.
Make it my order.
Gondorians are invaders.
That's interesting.
The Gondorians are invaders.
Hail the Black Man.
Now then, another Orcs to my army.
Sickening.
There is another little orc.
Okay, we got one on the other side there.
Italian.
Now.
Beautifully done, Italian.
But darkness shall never rule Middle East.
And now we have to go to the bottom of the middle.
There's another little archer, bro.
I'm gonna attract you and see if we can sneak it around I am sneaking about.
Just a bit closer now.
Sickening.
Alright, cool.
We got one little auxis to go.
Hopefully I can hide here.
And we got one more.
Fuck Okay, the only bonus objective was to do it in time.
All enemies.
Okay.
Let's.
It's fucking go time.
Not in the gym, but in Mordor.
Come on then.
I will kill you for your heinous crimes.
I must save my newly recruited walk-ouchers.
Get out of there.
Get out!
Ah!
Come on run then!
Come on, Talion.
Get out of there, fuck.
I can't really see anything either.
Come on then, run away.
There you are.
And where are my juicy archers then?
Are you with me?
Yeah?
Fight them, damn you.
Ah, elf shot nunded.
How silly.
Well, I can just leave it to the archers to deal with these with his sick cunts, with a sick physique.
Come on, Odense.
Kill him!
There's one more little orcs somewhere here.
I hope it's not that.
Oh, maybe it is.
Is it the Karagor perhaps that I need to slay?
Power gaming mode on.
No, that was nothing.
Where are you?
See ya.
The courage of men.
That is the second time the courage of men gets slighted like that.
Aha!
There he is.
How silly of you to stand against me.
Alright, cool.
Nice, that was intense enough, I suppose.
Juice!
Yes.
Shit, I told you!
The visions always come to pass.
Yes, but I told you not to guys stop.
Queen Marwin sent us to find this.
That is a glorious secret.
Okay, cool.
It's the elf's hairband.
That's a glorious elf marksmanship.
That is
one glorious elf right there.
We should all model ourselves after heroic deeds like that.
In life and in the gym.
Take him!
That was one cool cinematic.
I'm pumped up right now.
I'm really fucking pumped up by that.
Eliminate the reinforcements.
Ah, fuck.
I need elf shots, true friends.
I'm gonna find some elf shots, actually, before I head on into the action.
Some elf shots.
Indeed it is.
Glorious.
Let's look at that's an archer the filthy horukes
Okay, I need more elf shots for that.
When I do the special attack, more elf shots are needed.
Okay, let's relive some of the action we have sought, but we're a human reindeer instead.
Yeah, as I said, I can't get enough of those executions.
I fucking love it.
I love it.
There we are.
Beautifully done, Marcus.
Or Talion, let's say.
Success.
It is one thing to kill.
It is another to make them our followers.
It is a gift.
We can use the weapon of the enemy against him.
Power on the raid.
Cool.
No target selected.
I'm gonna do one more little side mission here for the luls while we're at it, and then in the next episode, I'll continue on with the main quest.
How about that?
Ledge kill and I assume that there is a little auxis up in this tower.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
Oof.
There's another one.
How quaint.
I'm gonna try to stay hidden also.
Now they are out to get me.
Yes, come on now.
Killin' Buster!
Fuck.
I want you dead, you fat bastard.
Okay, that didn't go up on the plan at all.
Sickening.
Owned.
Now, can I, can I please release you now?
Okay, I think I have to defeat everyone first before I commence that, but...
Damn, they are very many.
I'm heading on off from this highly blasphemous place.
I think I'm gonna hide for just a while and then commence.
Let me take a sip of coffee before I head on off.
That is how you stealth kill people.
Hmm, and you as well.
Come on.
No, don't run.
Talk to you.
Yes, come on and cut free.
And we're one to go.
You are very welcome, my friend.
Go then.
Come on.
I don't want him to raise the alarm now.
This is how you hunt down oxys.
A little elf there.
Oh, yeah.
So the humans are hungry as fuck.
But the oorog, uruks, like the cunts they are, don't wanna share the food.
Ah, look.
Now, second one to go.
Did you hear that?
I am in your debt.
If you want meat, you should have been born an Uruk.
And we have one there as well.
Help me.
I will, my man.
I will help you.
He's gonna deal with this I didn't get the bonus objective but still I freed some humans and that was sickening.
Alright cool the hunger success.
A bit of a shorter episode today but I hope it's been glorious anyway and next time I will either meet the dwarf or go back to the old layle l old lady and see what the crack is with her so thank you for watching and who am I I'm the proud son of Gondor,
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