The Golden One - Marcus Follin - Shadow of Mordor Part 8
Aired: 2014-10-19
Duration: 24:26


=== Orcs to My Army (15:04) ===

[00:00:06]  Greetings, Jufans, and welcome back to Mordor Last episode.
[00:00:14]  I slew not a pale orc, but a pale human who was also bench for the hench.
[00:00:21]  And we found ourselves in this highly glorious place.
[00:00:29]  So we're gonna start the queen of the shore now for optimal glory.
[00:00:35]  Accept glorious gym lifestyle shout and some glorious coffee.
[00:00:48]  She is not well at all, your friends.
[00:00:58]  Thank you.
[00:00:59]  She creeps me out.
[00:01:01]  I found the Mithril Hammer.
[00:01:03]  The Mithril Hammer of justice.
[00:01:07]  Sickening flames.
[00:01:09]  Show me why my soul was denied death.
[00:01:21]  She needs to do some more cardio, I think.
[00:01:25]  You are the victim of a blood sacrifice.
[00:01:28]  curse be broken.
[00:01:35]  I wouldn't want to break the curse, though.
[00:01:37]  Destroy the Black Hand and his followers and claim Mordor.
[00:01:42]  To my aid.
[00:01:52]  You don't need them.
[00:01:56]  Your power begets followers.
[00:01:59]  Willing or otherwise.
[00:02:04]  Army.
[00:02:06]  And Orc army of the Storstrom and Juiciness.
[00:02:10]  How do I do this?
[00:02:11]  Your answers are in the fortress nearby, but what you seek may not be there for much longer.
[00:02:19]  Let's get at it then, true friends.
[00:02:35]  The future must be mapped.
[00:02:38]  Make haste while avoiding detection.
[00:02:43]  Okay, true friends, I assume I will be failing this quest at least once, but I'll try my best to find troubles out there after us to fucking make it.
[00:03:06]  So speed is of the essence, but so is not being detected Drop the hang.
[00:03:23]  Oop, I think I made a little mistake there.
[00:03:35]  No?
[00:03:42]  Hmm.
[00:03:43]  Okay, I failed that little mission.
[00:03:57]  Let's have to restart.
[00:03:59]  Took the wrong turn there.
[00:04:01]  I haven't drunken enough coffee yet to properly enter gaming mode.
[00:04:15]  Alright then.
[00:04:17]  I will not make the same silly mistake this time, and I took a right turn.
[00:04:49]  Right.
[00:04:50]  A lot of orcses.
[00:04:53]  And yet again, I find myself longing for the company of Gollum to sing me merry tunes.
[00:05:06]  That would have been a cool thing.
[00:05:13]  Alright, this wasn't actually so hard.
[00:05:15]  I thought it would be a bit harder.
[00:05:21]  There we are.
[00:05:22]  Oh, look at that!
[00:05:24]  Some Nicholas humans have been captured by the filthy orcs.
[00:05:29]  We must seek what they carry.
[00:05:34]  I will save them nonetheless.
[00:05:37]  Don't be blinded by your emotions.
[00:05:40]  The elf is more hardcore.
[00:05:43]  Me.
[00:05:45]  The Queen told us our answers to building an orc army lie within this fortress.
[00:05:49]  If we brand those archers, we can build our army and save these men at the same time.
[00:05:58]  Brand.
[00:06:00]  We need to train enemies.
[00:06:01]  She would now also apply.
[00:06:04]  Ah, cool.
[00:06:07]  Stealth brand.
[00:06:09]  Shift type A.
[00:06:11]  Okay, I'll try to remember that brand.
[00:06:18]  Oh fuck, um, well now, I'm entering power gaming mode.
[00:06:37]  So, this will be our first test subject.
[00:06:43]  Make it my order.
[00:06:54]  Gondorians are invaders.
[00:07:04]  That's interesting.
[00:07:06]  The Gondorians are invaders.
[00:07:10]  Hail the Black Man.
[00:07:15]  Now then, another Orcs to my army.
[00:07:21]  Sickening.
[00:07:23]  There is another little orc.
[00:07:24]  Okay, we got one on the other side there.
[00:07:52]  Italian.
[00:07:57]  Now.
[00:08:04]  Beautifully done, Italian.
[00:08:06]  But darkness shall never rule Middle East.
[00:08:09]  And now we have to go to the bottom of the middle.
[00:08:19]  There's another little archer, bro.
[00:08:29]  I'm gonna attract you and see if we can sneak it around I am sneaking about.
[00:08:35]  Just a bit closer now.
[00:08:45]  Sickening.
[00:08:59]  Alright, cool.
[00:08:59]  We got one little auxis to go.
[00:09:03]  Hopefully I can hide here.
[00:09:14]  And we got one more.
[00:09:17]  Fuck Okay, the only bonus objective was to do it in time.
[00:09:42]  All enemies.
[00:09:53]  Okay.
[00:09:55]  Let's.
[00:09:55]  It's fucking go time.
[00:09:57]  Not in the gym, but in Mordor.
[00:10:10]  Come on then.
[00:10:13]  I will kill you for your heinous crimes.
[00:10:24]  I must save my newly recruited walk-ouchers.
[00:10:36]  Get out of there.
[00:10:38]  Get out!
[00:10:44]  Ah!
[00:10:45]  Come on run then!
[00:10:46]  Come on, Talion.
[00:10:49]  Get out of there, fuck.
[00:11:07]  I can't really see anything either.
[00:11:10]  Come on then, run away.
[00:11:14]  There you are.
[00:11:16]  And where are my juicy archers then?
[00:11:20]  Are you with me?
[00:11:22]  Yeah?
[00:11:24]  Fight them, damn you.
[00:11:28]  Ah, elf shot nunded.
[00:11:30]  How silly.
[00:11:35]  Well, I can just leave it to the archers to deal with these with his sick cunts, with a sick physique.
[00:12:00]  Come on, Odense.
[00:12:02]  Kill him!
[00:12:07]  There's one more little orcs somewhere here.
[00:12:11]  I hope it's not that.
[00:12:15]  Oh, maybe it is.
[00:12:18]  Is it the Karagor perhaps that I need to slay?
[00:12:56]  Power gaming mode on.
[00:12:59]  No, that was nothing.
[00:13:06]  Where are you?
[00:13:12]  See ya.
[00:13:15]  The courage of men.
[00:13:16]  That is the second time the courage of men gets slighted like that.
[00:13:21]  Aha!
[00:13:23]  There he is.
[00:13:24]  How silly of you to stand against me.
[00:13:32]  Alright, cool.
[00:13:35]  Nice, that was intense enough, I suppose.
[00:13:40]  Juice!
[00:13:43]  Yes.
[00:13:46]  Shit, I told you!
[00:13:48]  The visions always come to pass.
[00:13:50]  Yes, but I told you not to guys stop.
[00:13:55]  Queen Marwin sent us to find this.
[00:14:02]  That is a glorious secret.
[00:14:06]  Okay, cool.
[00:14:07]  It's the elf's hairband.
[00:14:22]  That's a glorious elf marksmanship.
[00:14:24]  That is

=== Need Elf Shots (02:20) ===

[00:15:11]  one glorious elf right there.
[00:15:20]  We should all model ourselves after heroic deeds like that.
[00:15:25]  In life and in the gym.
[00:15:28]  Take him!
[00:15:29]  That was one cool cinematic.
[00:15:41]  I'm pumped up right now.
[00:15:42]  I'm really fucking pumped up by that.
[00:15:48]  Eliminate the reinforcements.
[00:15:51]  Ah, fuck.
[00:15:52]  I need elf shots, true friends.
[00:15:57]  I'm gonna find some elf shots, actually, before I head on into the action.
[00:16:04]  Some elf shots.
[00:16:07]  Indeed it is.
[00:16:08]  Glorious.
[00:16:16]  Let's look at that's an archer the filthy horukes
[00:16:44]  Okay, I need more elf shots for that.
[00:16:49]  When I do the special attack, more elf shots are needed.
[00:17:00]  Okay, let's relive some of the action we have sought, but we're a human reindeer instead.
[00:17:13]  Yeah, as I said, I can't get enough of those executions.
[00:17:20]  I fucking love it.
[00:17:21]  I love it.

=== Buster's Special Attack (04:38) ===

[00:17:32]  There we are.
[00:17:33]  Beautifully done, Marcus.
[00:17:36]  Or Talion, let's say.
[00:17:40]  Success.
[00:17:40]  It is one thing to kill.
[00:17:42]  It is another to make them our followers.
[00:17:45]  It is a gift.
[00:17:46]  We can use the weapon of the enemy against him.
[00:17:50]  Power on the raid.
[00:17:53]  Cool.
[00:17:56]  No target selected.
[00:17:59]  I'm gonna do one more little side mission here for the luls while we're at it, and then in the next episode, I'll continue on with the main quest.
[00:18:11]  How about that?
[00:18:16]  Ledge kill and I assume that there is a little auxis up in this tower.
[00:18:31]  Oh, yes.
[00:18:33]  Oh, yes.
[00:18:35]  Oof.
[00:18:40]  There's another one.
[00:18:44]  How quaint.
[00:18:47]  I'm gonna try to stay hidden also.
[00:19:01]  Now they are out to get me.
[00:19:18]  Yes, come on now.
[00:19:19]  Killin' Buster!
[00:19:57]  Fuck.
[00:20:04]  I want you dead, you fat bastard.
[00:20:08]  Okay, that didn't go up on the plan at all.
[00:20:16]  Sickening.
[00:20:25]  Owned.
[00:20:38]  Now, can I, can I please release you now?
[00:20:48]  Okay, I think I have to defeat everyone first before I commence that, but...
[00:20:57]  Damn, they are very many.
[00:21:11]  I'm heading on off from this highly blasphemous place.
[00:21:19]  I think I'm gonna hide for just a while and then commence.
[00:21:28]  Let me take a sip of coffee before I head on off.
[00:21:59]  That is how you stealth kill people.

=== Free One To Go (02:16) ===

[00:22:10]  Hmm, and you as well.
[00:22:12]  Come on.
[00:22:12]  No, don't run.
[00:22:15]  Talk to you.
[00:22:18]  Yes, come on and cut free.
[00:22:20]  And we're one to go.
[00:22:25]  You are very welcome, my friend.
[00:22:29]  Go then.
[00:22:30]  Come on.
[00:22:35]  I don't want him to raise the alarm now.
[00:22:48]  This is how you hunt down oxys.
[00:22:55]  A little elf there.
[00:22:57]  Oh, yeah.
[00:22:57]  So the humans are hungry as fuck.
[00:23:02]  But the oorog, uruks, like the cunts they are, don't wanna share the food.
[00:23:12]  Ah, look.
[00:23:20]  Now, second one to go.
[00:23:23]  Did you hear that?
[00:23:26]  I am in your debt.
[00:23:30]  If you want meat, you should have been born an Uruk.
[00:23:35]  And we have one there as well.
[00:23:39]  Help me.
[00:23:41]  I will, my man.
[00:23:42]  I will help you.
[00:23:46]  He's gonna deal with this I didn't get the bonus objective but still I freed some humans and that was sickening.
[00:24:00]  Alright cool the hunger success.
[00:24:03]  A bit of a shorter episode today but I hope it's been glorious anyway and next time I will either meet the dwarf or go back to the old layle l old lady and see what the crack is with her so thank you for watching and who am I I'm the proud son of Gondor,