Ghost hosts a chaotic ten-hour broadcast, reacting with disgust to donations of satanic masses, zoophilia clips, and racist slurs while advising investors to buy Ford dividends and hedge with 42 coin. He issues graphic public service announcements on anal douching, mocks "brony" culture, and rants about degenerate chat users before distributing lemons to winners and signing off after enduring hours of offensive viewer requests. [Automatically generated summary]
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Let's Do This Shit
00:02:14
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| Okay let's do this fucking shit. | |
| That's right, folks. | |
| It's another edition of the Ghost Show, episode 166, for all the folks that are keeping track of the Ghost Show broadcast. | |
| And it should go without saying, spread this show around the internets and throughout the world. | |
| And let everybody know. | |
| Let them all know that the Ghost Show is live and in effect right now. | |
| Spread it across the internet and throughout the internets. | |
| Spread it all over the fucking place. | |
| Anyway, episode 166, you know what time it is. | |
| It's my life. | |
| All right. | |
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Soundboard Loop Chaos
00:14:05
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| Having to deal with troll terrorists and cyber vermin is my life. | |
| Good God. | |
| Anyway, without being said, spread the show around the internet and throughout the world. | |
| Episode 166. | |
| And by the way, the don'ts are paused. | |
| The donos have been paused since last broadcast. | |
| Just FYI. | |
| All right. | |
| Let's go ahead and get things started. | |
| Take me out, engineer. | |
| Take me out of here. | |
| Thank you very much. | |
| By the way, the donos are paused. | |
| And the reason they're paused is because they were paused since last broadcast, okay? | |
| So when I unpause them, what we're going to have is we're going to have donations come in at the order that they were in. | |
| Okay. | |
| Does everybody get that? | |
| What's up to the boy Jake with a diamond? | |
| He said, what the fuck's going on? | |
| Ghost cheers. | |
| GX. | |
| Thank you very much. | |
| Voorhid Merchant dropped the diamond. | |
| Said, glad you made it, Wheels. | |
| Anyway, folks, thank you all very much for tuning in with me. | |
| I do want to remind everybody that we are taking calls throughout the show, and we are using the radio graffiti line. | |
| So if you folks that are wanting to kind of be on hold and potentially be called in throughout the broadcast, all you've got to do is call in right here. | |
| Put the PC shot on. | |
| No, no, not the radio graffiti graphic on. | |
| We are using the radio graffiti line to take calls. | |
| All you got to do is call in 515-604-9052. | |
| And once the operator bitch starts talking, you push in that code right there, 844-286, and the hashtag or pound key. | |
| And once you do, you will be in queue. | |
| You will be in queue to partake in call-in sessions throughout the broadcast. | |
| All right. | |
| Now, like I said, we are going to be broadcasting throughout the broadcast. | |
| We're going to be taking callers. | |
| So go ahead and take that shit off. | |
| Thank you very much. | |
| Okay, does everybody understand that? | |
| We are going to be taking callers throughout the broadcast. | |
| And by the way, we've got a lot of donos coming in, okay? | |
| So what I'm about to do right now is I'm about to unpause the donos, and we're going to have donations that came in like two days ago. | |
| Is everybody ready? | |
| Is everybody ready? | |
| All right, let's unpause the donos and play them. | |
| Is everybody ready? | |
| Here we go. | |
| Play them. | |
| Here it is. | |
| First one. | |
| Chadale SSB. | |
| How the hell is that one coming in first? | |
| Shout out to Anna. | |
| Wait a minute. | |
| Hold on. | |
| That fucker just came in about five minutes ago. | |
| This game has one of the best things. | |
| That came in about five minutes ago. | |
| For fuck's sake. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| And here's another one that came in about five minutes ago. | |
| Well, well, back again to make more people trans. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| All right. | |
| Here, let me get back to the beginning here. | |
| This one came in a day ago by Corndog. | |
| All right, Corndog. | |
| This came in a day ago. | |
| Trans Autistic Communist Ass Bleeds for You, Ghost. | |
| Oh, great. | |
| I'm looking forward to that one here. | |
| Here's another one by Corndog again. | |
| Came in a day ago. | |
| Hello, Ghost. | |
| It's me, Cornhog again. | |
| Or Cornhog. | |
| Here's a video for you. | |
| I hope you enjoy. | |
| Don't call me Dyslexic. | |
| All right. | |
| It's Cornhog. | |
| All right, look, this one just came in for Christ's sake. | |
| All right, we get it. | |
| All right. | |
| Anyway, let's continue because we got a whole bunch of donos that came in before the broadcast here. | |
| Here's another one. | |
| Geno X 1987. | |
| Especially when the Gino X 1987 here. | |
| Nothing sick this time, I promise. | |
| Here's a classic. | |
| All metal heads should know how much of a banger this is. | |
| Everyone in the middle of the morning. | |
| We'll take a look at it there, Gino. | |
| We'll take a look at it here. | |
| Let's go ahead and take a look at another one here. | |
| This one came in about 10 hours ago. | |
| Ghost Trans-Pacific Y team. | |
| The best bed money can buy. | |
| Okay, the best bed money can buy. | |
| Oh, that should be great. | |
| Here's another one by Ghost Trans-Pacific YTeam came in 10 hours ago. | |
| Especially when there are many men. | |
| All right, these all came in before the show. | |
| What do you found my Nazi son? | |
| What the fuck does that mean? | |
| Anyway, here's another one came in about a couple hours ago. | |
| Seth Senpai, whoever the hell that is. | |
| Hey, hey, big guy. | |
| Here is a game recommendation for you. | |
| It's free, easy to install, and can probably run on your Corsair jukebox. | |
| Fuck off with my Corsair jukebox, dude. | |
| All right, anyway, let's take another dono that came in before the show. | |
| Piss Goblin. | |
| Piss Goblin here. | |
| Hey, I'm glad you're doing a show tonight. | |
| I'm working on a mashup for you that I know y'all are. | |
| Oh, oh, great. | |
| What did Pettus inspire you to do then? | |
| Huh? | |
| Pettis inspire you to do that with that stupid mashup he did last Tuesday? | |
| Anyway, last but not least, Capitalist America. | |
| Capitalist America donated just before the show. | |
| Enjoy GG Tunes. | |
| His life summed up into another song. | |
| Cheers and enjoy G-Man. | |
| Anyway, thank you very much, Capitalist America. | |
| Anyway, those were the donos that were coming in before the show. | |
| The donos are unpaused. | |
| And by the way, one Mogan before we start getting on with the broadcast, put the radio graffiti graphic on, engineer. | |
| You can call in at any time right now throughout the show. | |
| 515-604-9052. | |
| Hold on, what is it? | |
| Mike Common? | |
| Dono towards a serious segment. | |
| Thank you for keeping the format that you're doing. | |
| Hey, thank you very much. | |
| Hey, cheers to Mike Cock. | |
| Yeah, that's what we're doing. | |
| We're doing that today. | |
| We're doing that today. | |
| You know how it is. | |
| Thank you very much, dear Mike Cock. | |
| I appreciate it. | |
| Anyway, once again, if you want to participate in mid-show calls, once again, oh shit, wrong fucking, wrong fucking goddamn get it straight, engineer. | |
| God damn it. | |
| She goes can be all right. | |
| Hold on, we got Dang Devin. | |
| Dang Devin here. | |
| I really miss Diamond Darrell. | |
| He was the best bassist of all time. | |
| He was a guitarist, you fucking idiot. | |
| Not a bassist. | |
| He was a guitarist. | |
| Anyway, play the. | |
| There it is. | |
| Here's the fucking radio graffiti graphic. | |
| 515-604-9052. | |
| Once the operator bitch starts talking, all you got to do is push in that code 844-286 in the hashtag or pound key. | |
| All right. | |
| And once you do, you will be on hold, and I will randomly call on you throughout the broadcast, okay? | |
| Now, as you can see, we already got a bunch of donos piled up, so we're going to go ahead and start off by doing the donos here, okay? | |
| So once again, let's just go ahead and start that shit. | |
| You see, here we go. | |
| We are already all coming in. | |
| They're already all coming in. | |
| Play the from beginning. | |
| See you on a dark night. | |
| See me on a dark night. | |
| What the hell is that supposed to mean? | |
| Hey, look, here's Lil Doggo. | |
| Who the hell is that? | |
| Heard you like doggos. | |
| Yeah, okay. | |
| I can only imagine what the hell that is. | |
| Can we get to the first donation here so we can hurry up and hook it up with the first person that hooked it? | |
| What is this? | |
| Cornhog. | |
| Cornhog, he actually donated this about a day ago, and he said, My trans-autistic communist ads bleeds for you, ghost. | |
| Play the whole thing. | |
| And this was for a 25-bucker. | |
| So let's see what the hell Cornhog has in store for us. | |
| And I sincerely hope you folks don't try to donate something that's going to get me banned off D-Live. | |
| I sincerely hope not. | |
| And what the hell is this? | |
| Play the whole thing for a 25-bucker. | |
| Are you kidding me? | |
| Well, let's see how good it is there, Cornhog. | |
| All right, put the PC shot on. | |
| Cornhog requested this shit. | |
| I don't even know what the hell this is. | |
| The hell is this? | |
| It's Rick. | |
| The hell is this? | |
| Faitless. | |
| It's Rick. | |
| Uh-huh. | |
| Are you fucking my wife? | |
| What? | |
| Are you fucking my wife? | |
| Are these soundboard prank calls? | |
| I called your house. | |
| I've been sitting there fucking my wife, and then all of a sudden I called your house unavailable, which my number block. | |
| Calling some weird phone that's blocking the number. | |
| What the fuck are you talking about? | |
| Who is that? | |
| Okay, well, what I'm talking about is Amit Paris and you, you pressing charges against Amit Perkins. | |
| This is obviously a sound card soundboard prank call. | |
| Excuse me. | |
| Somebody's pressing a soundboard. | |
| We're doing Dependence Missouri now. | |
| I made suicidal. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| Once again, Cornhog requested this. | |
| Who are you looking for? | |
| Because I believe you had the wrong number, douchebag. | |
| Motherfucker, get the police involved off. | |
| It's sad. | |
| It's sad that this is what prank calls have been reduced to. | |
| Especially when there are many peppermint swirl. | |
| Here you go. | |
| I'm feeling merciful today, so I'll give a chat's choice. | |
| 50% chance of it either being a nice song or some degenerate song. | |
| One for and chat doesn't deserve a choice. | |
| All right, let's just put it that way. | |
| All right. | |
| Here, let's go back to Cornhog's video. | |
| I don't even know. | |
| I want to be honest with you. | |
| This doesn't sound very funny at all. | |
| This sounds horrible. | |
| My wife gave me all your information. | |
| Then I'm sorry, but I would ask your wife who the hell she's been talking to because it hasn't been me. | |
| Let's talk to you. | |
| Hell. | |
| Hello? | |
| We can call you your member, that's for sure, sir. | |
| Look, lady, look, sir. | |
| I don't know who the hell you are. | |
| I don't know who's there supposed to be some kind of humor coming in here. | |
| Post a fucking ad on Craigslist on who wants a goddamn couch. | |
| We hurt you like I could come down here with my fucking AR-15 and shoot your fucking old loose your ass. | |
| Whoa! | |
| You motherfucker! | |
| Hey, hey, my guy, take your PTSD stuff and go see the VA. | |
| Because if the police come down there, me and my wife want to shoot out with the cops. | |
| I didn't even ask you to come over. | |
| You're the one who's talking about getting cops involved. | |
| Dude, chill. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Yeah, people in the chat room are saying usually soundboard pranks are pretty good. | |
| This one sucks a cockwood. | |
| Hey, look, you dickless piece of fucking shit. | |
| I'm going to ride up there to fucking independence and I'm going to blow your fucking ass away. | |
| You got that, you motherfucker. | |
| Whoa! | |
| Hey, hey, sir. | |
| I hate to break it to you. | |
| This guy's threatening people over the phone. | |
| That's terroristic threats right there. | |
| Look at scuff goofy bone. | |
| What the hell is that? | |
| You mean the prank call? | |
| The guy that's talking? | |
| I mean, that's a scuff goofy bone. | |
| And you sure as a fucking won't be able to kill me. | |
| How about this? | |
| What do you got, my fucking advice? | |
| What you got? | |
| You're four hours and 12 minutes away, and I'll fucking kill you, you motherfucker. | |
| Yeah, hold on. | |
| Pause this shit. | |
| I mean, it's one thing to have prank calls, okay? | |
| It's another thing to be threatening people over the telephone. | |
| I mean, that's terroristic threats right there. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| I don't know what's going on. | |
| You say no to my AR-15, you fucking prick. | |
| You ain't gonna be able to say no to me when I get to your house, you motherfucker. | |
| Because I really do think you have the wrong number. | |
| Can you please tell me who you reach? | |
| Sir. | |
| We hurt you like somebody named Sam. | |
| Oh, wait a minute. | |
| Did he just pull his wife on the phone? | |
| Did the wife just take over the phone here? | |
| It's hard to understand you because of the speakerphone. | |
| Okay, well, what I'm talking about is me harassing you. | |
| You pressing charges against me for calling your house for no reason. | |
| We don't have a house online. | |
| You've called someone's personal cell phone. | |
| I called your house. | |
| I've been sitting there fucking my wife, and then all of a sudden, I called your house unavailable. | |
| You know what's surprising? | |
| Take a look at the likes on this. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| I have to push thumbs down. | |
| This is lame. | |
| This is fucking lame. | |
| I believe this is a loop. | |
| I think it's a. | |
| I wish you the best. | |
| The guy on the other end is finally recognizing that this sounds like some kind of a fucking loop or some kind of a soundboard. | |
| What a jerk, dick. | |
| You got some kind of death wish, you motherfucker? | |
| I am not. | |
| It makes me uncomfortable. | |
| I know. | |
| Everybody in the chat room is saying this is fucking lame. | |
| Look, I've got to play a little bit of it. | |
| Somebody donated $25 so that we can be privy to this substandard prank call, to say the least. | |
| Do you want me to come to Kansas? | |
| I'll come to Kansas right now, and I will fucking kill you. | |
| You got that, you piece of shit. | |
| Do you want me to take over to Kansas? | |
| You want me to come to Kansas, you motherfucker? | |
| Fort Riley, Kansas. | |
| Go right. | |
| Here, you motherfucker. | |
| I got your whole fucking spiel down. | |
| I got your background, Shaq. | |
| Fuck what you are on your fucking shit. | |
| I know everything. | |
| I mean, what the fuck? | |
| Where's the humor? | |
| I mean, typically, when you conduct a prank call, it's supposed to be fucking hilariously. | |
| You fucking hold on the phone again to cuss off my wife, you son of a bitch. | |
| I'm sorry, what? | |
| Your turn. | |
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Screaming Caller Rant
00:03:45
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| She talked. | |
| What now, motherfucker? | |
| What? | |
| Why you keep it up? | |
| Why you keep calling me and waking me up when I gotta go to work, you fucking prick? | |
| Because it's fun. | |
| Now the guy is going along with the prank. | |
| Please come down here for me and my wife want to shoot out with the cops. | |
| What? | |
| Maybe they'll have good enough aim and hit you in the head. | |
| Meeting Kansas City then, motherfucker. | |
| No, no, Fort Riley. | |
| Kansas City's too far. | |
| Why do you have trouble with this police? | |
| They're going to come to your house for harassing me. | |
| I mean, this is pretty lame. | |
| How long is this? | |
| All right, Jesus Christ. | |
| All right. | |
| Once again, somebody donated $25 for this. | |
| Cornhog. | |
| All right, Cornhog here. | |
| Especially when the I know you have wet dreams of me, ghost. | |
| Enjoy some tenable. | |
| I don't even know who the fuck you are, Cornhog. | |
| The fuck are you talking about? | |
| I don't even know who the fuck you are. | |
| What the hell kind of goddamn dono is this? | |
| All right, some fucking Missouri idiot with a mullet thinking he's talking some hard shit. | |
| It's just not necessary to be like this. | |
| Who is this now? | |
| Oh, Jesus. | |
| They just hung up. | |
| I missed a call. | |
| What are you doing? | |
| Returning a call, answering a call. | |
| Who is this now? | |
| This is Jeff. | |
| Yeah, you motherfucker. | |
| You told me your fucking name when you were drunk, you dumbass. | |
| You'd like to play Kenny Slake? | |
| You like to play games or Frank Jarrett or whatever your fucking name is? | |
| Uh, what? | |
| You don't even know what to say, you motherfucker. | |
| Come on, fuck my friend, say something, you son of a bitch. | |
| Speak up, motherfucker. | |
| Catch off your tongue, you bastard. | |
| You got nothing else to watch. | |
| What the fuck am I listening to, man? | |
| I mean, I'm losing listeners listening to this weak-ass prank call. | |
| I'm losing listeners. | |
| Fuck your mama, you son of a bitch. | |
| Eat her fucking asshole out, you cock sucker. | |
| What? | |
| Oh, great. | |
| Hello. | |
| This is Deputy Duncan. | |
| We've got some messed up calls here. | |
| Who's this? | |
| This is Jeff from Holiday Inn. | |
| We've got an emergency call out here. | |
| Who am I speaking to? | |
| An emergency call? | |
| This is Deputy Duncan. | |
| Just kind of share this boat. | |
| We came out here because they said there was apparently some kind of emergency call. | |
| It came through a hearing impaired line. | |
| So somehow the numbers are mixed up. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Who is this? | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| Who is this? | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| I mean, what the fuck? | |
| I mean, this is the best. | |
| People are like, I'm losing brain cells listening to this. | |
| This is almost done. | |
| Jesus. | |
| Justin County. | |
| Where's Justin County? | |
| You're with Jefferson County? | |
| All right, so what is your DSN? | |
| I'm sorry, what? | |
| What? | |
| What's your DSN? | |
| What? | |
| And apparently, this guy has been calling. | |
| They're trying to do a patch-through to find out where the call came from. | |
| And apparently, it's coming back between your number. | |
| You know, this would have been a lot funnier. | |
| Pause this. | |
| This would have been a lot funnier if one of these participants was black. | |
| Just say. | |
| There would have been a lot more humor here. | |
| It would have been a lot better. | |
| Something in the system is messed up. | |
| Trust me. | |
| Said they got a hold of Pacific TV and they said they have no idea where this call is coming from. | |
| I mean, this is what happens when you got lame white people sitting over here. | |
| Look, I'm trying to get down to what's going on here. | |
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Black Cultural Knowledge
00:16:15
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| You see? | |
| I got some numbers mixed up. | |
| I mean, I got, you know, we're getting down to some kind of business here. | |
| We're trying to figure out where the call came from. | |
| Well, I don't know. | |
| All I know is I got a phone call. | |
| Somebody decides to start screaming at me. | |
| Laring out of Senate, threatening to shoot me in the forehead with an AR-15. | |
| He's where I'm done. | |
| doesn't make no phone calls as well well i've got a all right are we done here We're almost done. | |
| Jesus, Jesus Christ. | |
| No, no, we didn't call you. | |
| This phone just rang here. | |
| Don't know what to tell you. | |
| All right. | |
| I think we're done. | |
| We're about done with this stupid prank call. | |
| Oh, Christ. | |
| It's not this guy doing it. | |
| And apparently, this guy isn't calling. | |
| They're trying to get it. | |
| All right. | |
| Let's cut it off. | |
| Let's cut it off. | |
| All right. | |
| We get it, dude. | |
| That was not funny at all. | |
| I don't know what the hell that was there, Cornhog. | |
| But guess what, folks? | |
| Back-to-back Cornhogs. | |
| Okay, Cornhog did another one here for $26 and said, hello, ghost. | |
| It's me, Cornhog, again. | |
| Here's a video for you. | |
| I hope you enjoy. | |
| Play the whole thing. | |
| Can be evil. | |
| Let's see about that. | |
| It's fucking Mega Brony. | |
| Host's choice. | |
| Tenable, anime, little pony, wisely ghosty. | |
| Yeah, I'm so sure. | |
| I'm so fucking sure, Mega Brony, okay? | |
| I'm so sure that the host choice that you provided is going to be something great. | |
| Anyway, let's get to the second Cornhog video here. | |
| I have no idea what the second video is. | |
| What the hell is this? | |
| Hold on, wait a minute. | |
| Let's talk about what it's like to be a black person in the U.S. All right. | |
| Well, let's have that conversation. | |
| I think these racially sensitive subject matters need to be discussed in depth. | |
| And Cornhog has just donated a video in which this man, a man whiter than the fucking German snow, is now going to explain to us what it's like to be a black person. | |
| Go ahead, play it. | |
| Internet, people, it's Bo again. | |
| So that Nike video, that went a little bit wider than I expected. | |
| A lot of people saw it, but I didn't. | |
| Dumb Hickey. | |
| We can only hear you through one speaker. | |
| Look at that. | |
| Yeah, scuffed Mike. | |
| Horatio Nelson. | |
| Kama no-gu. | |
| Che Yeezi. | |
| Why are you talking to me in Japan? | |
| Why are you talking to me in some kind of tune-official way? | |
| Come on. | |
| All right. | |
| All right. | |
| Thank you, Horatio Nelson. | |
| Thank you. | |
| I appreciate it. | |
| Let's go ahead and go to Cornhog's second video about, let's talk about what it's like to be a black person in the U.S. All right, here it is. | |
| I don't own the extra couple hundred thousand people seeing it, but I'm glad they did because, you know, they don't know. | |
| What the hell? | |
| What? | |
| Oh, no. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| It happened again. | |
| Zozorba. | |
| Engineer, get the fuck over here and start the Fiesta das Santa Fe. | |
| Shut up. | |
| Holy fuck, I'm falling apart. | |
| At least Zozorba. | |
| Oh, God, now I'm dead dumb. | |
| Do I look like some fucking pagan or some shit? | |
| Get that Zozorba shit out of here. | |
| Can we listen to this fucking white man talk about what it's like to be a black person in the U.S., please? | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| A lot of them saw the first few seconds, took off the comment section, and started insulting me. | |
| It's all okay. | |
| It was all worth it. | |
| Because one guy in his insults got me thinking. | |
| And I had time to think about it because I was coming back from the. | |
| Can we get some context here? | |
| 40-minute drive. | |
| The insult was that I was, my IQ was two points higher than a plant. | |
| Well, with all due respect, you don't sound very articulate, boy. | |
| No offense. | |
| I don't know what it was like to be a black person in the United States. | |
| Oh, he got that. | |
| Hold on, pause this. | |
| Did you hear that? | |
| Not only did he get his intelligence insulted, but he was also said, or he was also told that you don't know what it's like to be black in the United States. | |
| So let's hear this man's response, old Goober, here from Gator Creek, Arkansas. | |
| Let's see what the hell he's got to say. | |
| I can't. | |
| Neither can you. | |
| Neither can you. | |
| I know right now there's some white ally out there learning the terminology that say, no, I understand. | |
| No, you don't. | |
| You may. | |
| Jesus Christ, come on, man. | |
| We're listening to what it's like to be black in America. | |
| Vote one for a video about philosophy. | |
| Vote two for a video about science. | |
| Why is everybody giving everybody the chat's choice? | |
| You know? | |
| Well, why does everybody think that the people in the chat are this important to be giving them any kind of fucking choices for Christ's sake? | |
| Anyway, let's get back to Cornhog's video. | |
| Once again, this man is going to explain to us what it's like to be black in America. | |
| You may get that, you know, there's a huge disparity in the criminal justice system. | |
| And because of that, it translates into more unjust violence being visited upon them. | |
| You may get that. | |
| You may understand that there's a huge income equality gap. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| Hold on, pause this. | |
| You mean to tell me that we've got one of the first redneck shit-kicking hicks out of Gators Creek, Arkansas, Goober, here, trying to claim that, yeah, there's a little bit of an income disparity. | |
| You know, there's a little bit of this and a little bit of that. | |
| What the fuck are you talking about, Goober? | |
| All right. | |
| Right now in America, black home ownership is at an all-time high. | |
| Black home ownership is at an all-time high. | |
| And what the hell? | |
| Cornhog again, memories, ghost memories. | |
| Who the fuck is Cornhog? | |
| Anyway, let's listen to this shit-kicking hick. | |
| What? | |
| What now? | |
| MAGA Brony, I gave you a choice, ghostie, MLP, Anime, Tennibal, or Pantera. | |
| I'm sure that's what they all are. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right, Maga Brony, I'm sure that's what they all are. | |
| What is this? | |
| Chat's choice. | |
| Chat's choice. | |
| One for ghosts turning trans. | |
| Two for bronies to turn trans. | |
| Three for the family. | |
| No, listen. | |
| No, we're not bringing up what the fuck y'all brought up last broadcast that people are turning trans listening to my broadcast. | |
| That was a fucked up fucking troll. | |
| I don't appreciate it. | |
| We're not reliving that one again. | |
| So shut the fuck up and listen to this fucking man talk about what it's like to be black in America. | |
| And you may get that that translates into a lower standard of living, lower health care. | |
| You may understand all of that. | |
| That means you understand what it's like to be black in the U.S. Means you get the numbers. | |
| Maybe you understand a little bit of the history. | |
| See, it's way deeper than that because, you know, when we think about slavery, we think about the physical. | |
| Oh, well, whoa, whoa, whoa. | |
| Why are you bringing up slavery? | |
| Why in the fuck are you bringing up slavery there, you dumb shit kicking hick? | |
| I mean, none of these people that are black in America today have ever been enslaved, okay? | |
| I mean, why are you even bringing that up? | |
| I mean, didn't we fight a civil war for this? | |
| You know, didn't the first black gay president, Abraham Lincoln, emancipate the fucking slaves? | |
| I mean, why exactly are you bringing this up, Goober? | |
| Of slavery. | |
| And they're horrible, no doubt. | |
| But I think today, what's more relevant is something else. | |
| Toxic, just dropped a diamond type corn to ban Captain Cornhog. | |
| Not in the U.S. Where are you people from? | |
| Odds are, if you're white, you know. | |
| Ireland, Scotland, England, Germany, Italy, Greece, France. | |
| And this has almost got a million views. | |
| Many, many of them. | |
| Soiled wheelchair. | |
| All right, great. | |
| I can only imagine what the hell that one is. | |
| Look at this. | |
| This almost has a million views, and yet this fucker hasn't even got to a point yet. | |
| Based on your answer, I can tell you all kind of things about you. | |
| I can tell you whether your gravy is red, brown, or white. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| I can tell you what kind of boots are you doing? | |
| Look at Goober over here trying to kick us down some cultural knowledge. | |
| What kind of food? | |
| You know, look at this guy. | |
| I mean, wherever the fuck he's broadcasting this from, take a look at these raptors here. | |
| He's exposed to the elements, and yet this guy knows about cultural enrichment. | |
| The jokes you tell, the biases you have. | |
| My kid's four years old. | |
| Where the hell is he? | |
| One of them. | |
| Well, hold on. | |
| Hold on. | |
| You see? | |
| This is what I don't like, okay? | |
| I hear these family men over here. | |
| I got children. | |
| Why are you wasting your time online? | |
| Why are you sitting here wasting your time trying to pretend that you understand the black experience when you should be raising these children, Goober? | |
| When I say, ooh, ah, he's going to go up the raw. | |
| Now, if you're Irish, you just laughed. | |
| If you're English, you probably got a little mad because that's part of your culture. | |
| It's going to be even with you. | |
| Especially when there are many, many of them. | |
| Hey, soiled wheelchair, we get it, dude. | |
| You already donated one for fuck's sake. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| Good Lord, man. | |
| People are just trying to pile them up over here. | |
| We're still listening to Cornhog's fucking Goober from Gators Creek, Arkansas over here. | |
| No idea what that means. | |
| Four years old. | |
| Kid doesn't know where Ireland is. | |
| Couldn't point to it on a map. | |
| Can you get to the point, please? | |
| It's already starting to get ingrained. | |
| You fucking cheese whiz guzzling trailer park trash living piece of fucking garbage. | |
| Why don't we have Bantu pride? | |
| Congolese pride. | |
| What? | |
| Why don't we have that? | |
| See, the sociologists, you know, they like to point to black pride and say, oh, well, it's a healing endeavor. | |
| So, you know, black people can get together and they, you know, they can join in that struggle. | |
| What the fuck is this guy talking about? | |
| There are many, many. | |
| And, dude, soil, who the fuck is soiled wheelchair, dude? | |
| What the hell is your problem? | |
| Seriously, what the hell is your goddamn problem for Christ's sake? | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| Can we continue with Cornhog's video? | |
| I know people want me to skip this trash. | |
| That's a whitewash. | |
| 26 bucks Cornhog requested this one for dude. | |
| They have black pride because they don't know. | |
| I don't know. | |
| They've got black pride because they don't know what's interesting to keep track of the cultural heritage of his property. | |
| What? | |
| So that cultural identity that shapes you. | |
| It does. | |
| Think about it. | |
| Think about how much of what you are as a person is linked to your heritage like that. | |
| Stripped away. | |
| Gone. | |
| Can somebody explain to me what the hell Goober's talking about here? | |
| It got replaced. | |
| Down here in the South, especially out in the country, you go into a black kitchen, somebody is going to know how to cook hog drows and chitlins. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Pigs feet. | |
| Nothing racist about that. | |
| Nothing racist about that whatsoever. | |
| That didn't come from Africa. | |
| Not the way pasta or shepherd's pie came with us. | |
| That came from the plantations. | |
| That's what okay. | |
| Listen, listen, listen. | |
| I think we get the point that you know, you're somewhat through your intellectually endowed redneckism are trying to be racist towards black people, okay? | |
| And are trying to suggest that, man, the reason you eat pig feet, the reason you eat chitlin, is because that's what the master threw away, baby. | |
| You understand? | |
| And whenever the whenever the slave did a good job on a plantation, they made sure to get a couple of damn chickens so them motherfuckers could eat it. | |
| And, you know, the only way that the slave knew how to do was fry that chicken, fry that chicken, and let it meet Sheko's. | |
| What? | |
| What is it? | |
| Especially when there are many, many of them. | |
| Oh, Jesus Christ, dude. | |
| All right, enough of these. | |
| All right, enough $20, $20, for fuck's sake. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| They dirt for so long they got good at it. | |
| Found a way to make it flavorful. | |
| No, I can't understand what it's like to be black in the U.S. | |
| I can't understand what it's like to have my cultural identity stripped away. | |
| My cultural identity slipped away. | |
| What do you talk about? | |
| You want to bury my dick so far in Toriel's pussy. | |
| All right, dude. | |
| We don't need SREAL. | |
| We don't need to hear how you love goat puss and shit. | |
| We don't really care. | |
| Now, look, I don't know what the point is of Goober here. | |
| With the knowledge that I have no idea what Goober is. | |
| Is Goober trying to explain to the blacks that they don't have a true connection to Africa? | |
| Got it out of the way, let it away, let away because their culture was robbed from them because of slavery. | |
| I mean, that is the most ridiculous shit I've ever heard in my entire life. | |
| I mean, what about the black American experience? | |
| All right, maybe that's not connected to Africa. | |
| All right. | |
| And this guy's like trying to rub it in the faces of black people that, yeah, the reason you like chitlin and pig feet is because that's what the master used to throw away. | |
| What's the fucking point, Goober? | |
| People didn't think he was human or that what is seen as my cuisine is because we got good at cooking trash. | |
| Got good at cooking trash. | |
| All right, you know, look, by the way, you could say the same things about the Mexicans. | |
| The Mexicans, the same thing. | |
| You know, they used to throw away the flank part of the cow whenever they would butcher the cow where they would just throw out the flank and throw out the tongue and throw out the fucking tripe and all that shit. | |
| And the Mexicans, that's a fucking cuisine in Mexican food, believe it or not, is all the crap that the butcher would throw out. | |
| So what the fuck is the point, Goober? | |
| That's going to affect a people, a collective people, on a very deep level. | |
| You know, when you say get over it, we're a long way away from that. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| This guy's a liberal, dude. | |
| This guy's a fucking idiot. | |
| This is $10 to it. | |
| Here's some to annoy Ghost because his sense of humor is flatter than the fire women who set Cesobra's penis on fire. | |
| Look, Froppy, you got to pay the $20, $20, $20. | |
| $20. | |
| Play my videos, bitch. | |
| I'll play it when they come across, soil wheelchair. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| We're playing fucking cornhogs right now. | |
| Doom he in uh what doom he in dab hut? | |
| The fuck the hell does that mean anyway? | |
| Play the rest of Goober here. | |
| All right, this guy's trying to be a Muslim. | |
| When you try to say get over it, there ain't no getting over it. | |
| But what is there not to get over? | |
| I mean, they've passed the Civil Rights Act, okay? | |
| So you cannot be racist without substantially being punished by some legal system. | |
| Okay, you got affirmative action. | |
| All right, you've got more minorities getting government grants and scholarships for college institutions. | |
| What exactly are you fucking making a case for for the black man, Goober? | |
| What exactly are you fucking claiming here? | |
| Yeah, the physical scars. | |
|
Affirmative Action Debate
00:04:29
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|
| They've healed. | |
| They have. | |
| Cultural ones are still there. | |
| Cultural one, what? | |
| What are you talking about? | |
| They're about to have the BET Awards next month, for fuck's sake. | |
| Celebrating black entertainment. | |
| You know, you got that fucking Tyler Perry idiot shitting out fucking black entertainment, making himself a billionaire out here. | |
| Okay? | |
| Have you seen his latest, by the way, the Tyler Perry? | |
| Where, you know, apparently Tyler Perry's written this new dramatic piece in which a white American president has a black wife. | |
| A white American president has a black wife. | |
| And conveniently, at least from what I've seen in the previews, the black wife, of course, is acting like a fucking bitch. | |
| Acting like a fucking bitch and being like, nah, man, if this motherfucker is president, then I'm president too, motherfucker. | |
| I am not joking. | |
| That's the latest Tyler Perry. | |
| I don't know, what is it? | |
| Sitcom? | |
| I don't know what the hell you call it. | |
| But a white president with a black wife. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| Play the rest of this stupid Goober idiot. | |
| Just vanished in the air. | |
| And I really want you to think about how much of who you are as a person comes from the old country. | |
| What is this idiot talking about? | |
| And then imagine what it would be like if you didn't have that. | |
| And if what it was replaced with wasn't love with the red, white, and blue. | |
| Because the red, white, and blue didn't love you. | |
| Ah, God. | |
| It wasn't that long ago, guys. | |
| Bruh, bruh, bruh. | |
| The red, white, and blue don't love you. | |
| What are you talking about, man? | |
| We passed the Civil Rights Act for the black folks. | |
| For fuck's sake, play my goddamn videos, Kuntor. | |
| I'll play it when I play it. | |
| Shut up. | |
| I mean, seriously, man. | |
| I mean, there are more scholarships and government grants given away to minorities and black people than any other people in this country. | |
| So you're more likely to get educated so long as you have a fucking high school diploma. | |
| You're more likely to get college educated just for being black. | |
| Okay? | |
| I mean, black folks now, I mean, they're getting taken care of by the social safety nets of our entitlement systems. | |
| They're getting free this, free that. | |
| They got their own fucking network, BET. | |
| I mean, what the fuck is this guy talking about, man? | |
| What the fuck is Goober talking about? | |
| That dealt with some pretty horrible stuff. | |
| And it's getting better. | |
| All right, I'm tired. | |
| This guy's a thumbs down for me. | |
| This is a thumbs down. | |
| This guy's trying to win brownie points with the social justice warriors out here, and it's fucking pathetic. | |
| Say that they're not African American and that they're just American. | |
| I love it. | |
| Good for you. | |
| I cannot wait until the day comes when all of us just leave those national identities behind and we're just people. | |
| But that's a long way off. | |
| And until then, We're gonna have to address our history. | |
| Address what? | |
| They find it uncomfortable. | |
| We fought a fucking civil war. | |
| There's no need to discuss this shit. | |
| You fucking dumb hick. | |
| Don't know theirs. | |
| They don't have that source of time. | |
| All right, I'm done with this guy. | |
| This guy's fucking, he's pissed me off. | |
| That's why. | |
| I think we get the point. | |
| This guy is not. | |
| There's like less than a minute left. | |
| There's nothing that this guy's gonna say that's gonna fucking, you know, I don't know, make us any more enlightened. | |
| But give me a break, Hornhog, for donating this stupid white goober idiot that is sitting over here trying to tell us how bad we should feel because they're just so happened to have been of slavery in America. | |
| All right, look, nobody that's alive today was ever a slave. | |
| I'm tired of hearing about slavery, all right? | |
| Jesus Christ, slavery was not about race. | |
| Did you know that there were black plantation owners that had their own slaves? | |
|
Slavery Misconceptions
00:07:30
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| I mean, good God. | |
| If any of you trolls want to come here after the show, the sign on the back door says enter. | |
| Fuck you, whoever the hell fucking donated that shit. | |
| Fuck you, fucking ghost wife. | |
| You know, I'm taking a couple of calls now since you fucking people want to be a bunch of dickheads. | |
| I'm taking a couple of calls here. | |
| Oh, wait a minute. | |
| Why the fuck did the call? | |
| Why this shit. | |
| Why did this shit cut off? | |
| This fucking stupid fucking crap. | |
| I'm sitting over here. | |
| I'm trying to fucking. | |
| You fucking piece of shit. | |
| It just cut me off. | |
| I'd buy that for fucking crap. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| And what is this? | |
| Unbelievable. | |
| Can't believe liberalism is infected. | |
| What did you say? | |
| It has infected what? | |
| Has infected even the rednecks. | |
| Yeah, that goes without saying. | |
| That goes without saying. | |
| Anyway, look, I was about to take a call here. | |
| Unfortunately, I got disconnected. | |
| So now I've got a way to connect the whole fucking shit again for Christ's sake. | |
| Of course, this has to happen all the fucking time. | |
| Instead of technology doing what I say, technology seems to do whatever the fuck it wants. | |
| You know? | |
| It just seems like the technology just wants to do whatever the fuck it wants, whenever it wants to, when it should be working for us. | |
| All right, dude, I'm already in a bad mood. | |
| What the hell is this? | |
| Hold on, what the fuck is this? | |
| Who the hell who the hell requested this? | |
| Geno X 1987 is next. | |
| And he said, nothing sick this time, I promise. | |
| Here's a classic. | |
| All metalheads should know how much of a banger this is. | |
| Everyone in the chat, shut up and enjoy the metal. | |
| All right, I don't know if this is the real Geno X 1987. | |
| I don't know what the hell it is. | |
| But this ain't metal, Gino. | |
| This is Paris fucking Hilton and her shitty goddamn music career. | |
| Play Geno X 1987's request. | |
| Play it. | |
| The fuck is crap. | |
| And what did she rip off fucking reggae or some shit? | |
| What is this shit? | |
| What is this shit? | |
| like I just caught gonorrhea from listening to this shit. | |
| I mean, seriously, I just got to fucking clap listening to this shit. | |
| Some people never get beyond this to get cut. | |
| But you can see the real me inside. | |
| And I'm just saying. | |
| I mean, Geno X 1997. | |
| Are you shit, man? | |
| Even though the guys are crazy, even though the stars are blind. | |
| If you show me real love, baby, I'll show you mine. | |
| Make it nice and night. | |
| Make a double-end angel, too. | |
| Got a heart and soul in body. | |
| Let's see what this fucking dog. | |
| Dude, look, I know everybody's saying this is bruising up the place and shit. | |
| I didn't request this, dude. | |
| This is pure Geno X 1987. | |
| And he was trying to make fun of people that listen to metal here. | |
| Can you believe this? | |
| Wait a minute. | |
| You got fruit bowls that actually like this shit in the jet boy? | |
| Are you fucking kidding me? | |
| This is that whorebag. | |
| Parrots Hilton, man. | |
| If tomorrow the world ends, why shouldn't we be with the one bigger? | |
| Hey, look at this. | |
| Ghost trying to convert people to trans with this shit. | |
| Shut up, dude. | |
| Seriously, stop that fucking troll, man. | |
| All right, stop that fucking troll. | |
| Even though the gods are crazy. | |
| Alright, the reason trans people listen to my broadcast is because of a man of dominance that they're around this fucking internet like it ain't shit all right. | |
| That's why. | |
| No other fucking reason, no other reason whatsoever maybe i'm perfect for you. | |
| No other fucking reason. | |
| This moment is critical. | |
| And Geno X 1987. | |
| Seriously man, what the fuck with Paris fucking Hilton man? | |
| I mean, what the, why would anybody request this for $20.20? | |
| And look, everybody's digging this in the chat room. | |
| I mean, seriously, take that shit off! | |
| God damn it! | |
| Fucking stupid mouse! | |
| How much more shit could go wrong in my fucking show? | |
| How much more shit could go wrong with my fucking show, for fuck's sake? | |
| And what do you want? | |
| What do you want? | |
| Fucking piss goblin? | |
| Hey, I don't know if I missed something, but conference call said you were disconnected. | |
| I just fucking said that. | |
| I just fucking said that. | |
| Take the piss out of your ears and look at this Umbrella corporation. | |
| I'm gaining listeners while i'm listening to fucking Paris Hilton and her fucking goddamn gonorrhea county ass. | |
| And Chandler just dropped a dime and ghost fruit up his show again for the trans. | |
| Yeah, fuck you dude, fuck all of you people. | |
| Man sitting over here fucking around with a fucked up mouse listening to fucking Paris Hilton and you fucking people talking shit, all of you fucking people into your fucking piece of crap. | |
| And what? | |
| Now you speak here, stupid mouse dude, 10 out of 10. | |
| Base what you said it. | |
| Try hard, ARMY Rejoice. | |
| All right, Hammond. | |
| What the fuck are you talking about? | |
| This True Trans Radio, a safe place for autists, long-haired liberals, and most importantly, Fruit Bulls reaching, what the fuck did you say? | |
| Reaching their final form through transitioning. | |
| Go fuck off, dude. | |
| Seriously, man, go fuck off. | |
| All right, here, play the last of shitty Paris Hilton so we can move on. | |
| All right, all right. | |
| There it is. | |
| Gino X1987's request here. | |
| Fucking Paris Hilton. | |
| I wouldn't be surprised if you've got fucking gonorrhea after that fucking stupid, ridiculous song, but well, who's looking, right? | |
| All right, now let me take a fucking call here if I can. | |
| All right, let me take a fucking call here. | |
| All right, once again, if you want to call into the show, here is the number. | |
| Put the radio graffiti graphic on. | |
| There it is: 515-604-9052. | |
| And once the operator bitch starts talking, you push in the code 844-286 and the hashtag or pound key. | |
| And once you do, you will be in queue to be called on throughout the broadcast. | |
| All right, let's take a caller here, okay? | |
| Let's take a fucking caller here. | |
| How about who the hell is First Street Capitalist? | |
| Jesus, take the shit off. | |
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Trans-Pacific Waifu Obsession
00:14:46
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| Take the shit off for Christ's sake. | |
| Some idiot trying to be nigh in kitty over here. | |
| All right, who the fuck else do we have here? | |
| How about how about 650? | |
| What's up, dude? | |
| Everybody knows the original song. | |
| Everybody knows the original song. | |
| All right. | |
| Hey, Pause Hole. | |
| Don't pause my neck. | |
| Hole. | |
| Hey, Paul. | |
| All right. | |
| Who else? | |
| How about go bring it the accordion player, Radio Graffiti? | |
| That song appears with a strange one, Kathy. | |
| Hey, I feel like I'm going to sing all the work music this time. | |
| I fuck you. | |
| Take this. | |
| Some fucking idiot trying to act like my granny, dude. | |
| All right, fuck the calls. | |
| Forget about it. | |
| I tried to give two calls. | |
| You see what the kind of shit I got to go through? | |
| Huh? | |
| Some fucking idiot pretending to be my fucking granny, for fuck's sake. | |
| And whoever the fuck that is, I hope you burn in hell. | |
| I hope you burn in hell for fucking making fun of my granny, you piece of shit. | |
| Do you understand? | |
| My granny was a pious woman. | |
| She never cursed a day in her life. | |
| All right. | |
| Whenever my granny would make food for us young'uns and we ever had anything left over, she'd go over to the neighbors and give it to them. | |
| So for you idiots to sit here and besmirch the memory of my granny, fuck you. | |
| All right, fuck all of you people. | |
| Trying to talk shit about my granny, motherfuckers. | |
| I'll show you a thing or two about a thing or two. | |
| All right. | |
| Anyway, can we continue here? | |
| Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu has requested this one for $20.20, obligating me to watch this YouTube video. | |
| And what the hell did Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu said? | |
| He said, the best bed money can buy. | |
| Oh, Jesus Christ. | |
| What the hell did you just request, Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Oh, God, man. | |
| Why do you all request this shit? | |
| I mean, I am never going to like fucking anime. | |
| Anybody who likes anime that's over the age of 18, I think they should be castrated. | |
| I think they should be fucking turned into at their local Vice Squad PD. | |
| I think they should be the first fucking suspects when it comes to sex crimes in their vicinity. | |
| All right. | |
| So why in the fuck do you people continue to fucking request this bullshit? | |
| All right, look, viewer discretion is advised. | |
| Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu requested this. | |
| What is it? | |
| What? | |
| She would send her pie ass to the neighbors. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| Dude, listen to me. | |
| Shut the fuck up, dude. | |
| Or I'm not. | |
| You know, I should take a fucking week or two break. | |
| I should take a month break off since you fucking people think that you can treat me like this without any kind of recourse whatsoever. | |
| You know what? | |
| I mean, I'm giving you fucking people fucking hours of my life and you fucking people don't give a shit. | |
| Just play Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu shit. | |
| And I'm sure you'll love this one. | |
| Take a look at this. | |
| Remember this fucker? | |
| Huh? | |
| Remember this guy? | |
| Play it. | |
| Take a look at that, huh? | |
| Western civilization right here. | |
| Oh, yeah, by the way, pause this. | |
| I would like to remind everybody that this man is white. | |
| Just saying. | |
| I'm just saying. | |
| For all those that are claiming white genocide, I am just saying. | |
| It's like Japan, and it's like in China or something, and it smells like... | |
| Oh, what the fuck? | |
| It smells like Japanese people. | |
| It's just wonderful. | |
| And I've never slept on the ground like a Japanese samurai. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| And then a bit of waifus on it, and then it's good. | |
| I mean, look at this fucking thing, huh? | |
| Look at this. | |
| And you mean to tell me that there's nothing wrong with this guy for obsessing over fucking cartoon women that look underage? | |
| You don't think that there's something wrong there? | |
| And what is this? | |
| Want not want dropped the diamond and said, go show your show one stop shop for trans and anime. | |
| Yeah, fuck you, idiot. | |
| Play the rest of Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu's crap. | |
| I mean, look at this sick shit. | |
| This is fucking sick. | |
| This is disgusting! | |
| Ah, and I'm here too! | |
| Oh my god! | |
| Oh my god dude! | |
| Please dude! | |
| Seriously! | |
| Oh my god dude! | |
| Oh my god dude! | |
| Look at this little girl on this guy's fucking outfit. | |
| Look at this little girl. | |
| You mean to tell me that this person doesn't belong in jail? | |
| You don't mean to tell me that this person doesn't belong, castrated, making sure that this person doesn't reproduce ever. | |
| I mean, come on. | |
| How much do I have to pay to never watch this again? | |
| Hey, these people are paying $20.20 for me to watch this shit, and they're doing it because they know I fucking hate it. | |
| Poindexter Rose dropped the diamond, said someone's grandpa escaped the gas chamber. | |
| Jesus Christ, tell me about it. | |
| Here's Art Hammond. | |
| Isn't saying anything, but there's Art Hammond. | |
| Anyway, you know who I blame for this? | |
| Weirdo Jacks. | |
| All right. | |
| And look at that. | |
| Esriel said, gayest German since Bruno. | |
| Dude, I don't think this person's gay. | |
| I think he's a fucking pedophile. | |
| I mean, anybody who obsesses over this kind of shit in this capacity is a fucking pedophile. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| This guy is a fucking pedophile. | |
| So, ehm, ja, jetzt müsste ich mich da ja eigentlich noch ein bisschen reinpflegen, noch mehr, noch ein bisschen komische Geräusche machen, wie in jedem Video. | |
| This guy is a Woody Allen, but loving pedophile. | |
| Und dann nehme ich einen kleinen Twin Reals und schlage es hier ein bisschen an. | |
| Ah! | |
| Oh my god! | |
| Now it's still happening, that's what the Kartoffel is going on. | |
| Oh my god, man! | |
| What the fuck! | |
| So, are my drills still good? | |
| Jawohl! | |
| Somebody said that this is Der Wicke's face review. | |
| Awww, what now? | |
| There are many, many. | |
| Art Hammond again, seriously, dude. | |
| And Chandler dropped the diamond and said, Did we truly find Ghost Sun? | |
| Fuck you, dude. | |
| Fuck you, but hey, this is the degradation of Western civilization, folks. | |
| That's why, if you know somebody that's like this, you should not only unfriend them, but if you dare care to kick the shit out of them, I'm just saying. | |
| I'm just saying. | |
| Dare I say? | |
| That's what I say, alright? | |
| When did we start eliminating these leftist freaks? | |
| I know you told us a little bit ago, but I forgot the date of the rope. | |
| No, I didn't say- I'm not condoning that, dude. | |
| Shut up. | |
| I'm not telling anybody to kill anybody or anything. | |
| Don't you even go there either. | |
| Don't you even go there? | |
| I mean, look at this obsession. | |
| Look at this fucking obsession by this fuck, dude. | |
| Get the Obsession of this fucking shit fuck. | |
| And that's all of my soundtracks. | |
| All movie soundtracks. | |
| You can also do a video about the soundtracks of Tora Dora, Amager Brilliant Park, I mean another white person obsessed. | |
| Hold on, hold on. | |
| Are you all claiming this man is a Jewish man? | |
| Is that what y'all are claiming? | |
| Is that what the white nationalists are claiming in here? | |
| That this is a Jewish man? | |
| Is that what y'all are claiming? | |
| Play that shit! | |
| She's a fucking flight, this shitty mouse. | |
| I always listen to it on YouTube. | |
| I'm a supporter of Japanese culture and I always buy all of them. | |
| Physically of course, so that I feel better. | |
| Made in Abyss. | |
| Very good. | |
| Very good soundtrack. | |
| And the manga even better, because there are nipples. | |
| I think we all get the point, dude. | |
| I'm right. | |
| Everybody. | |
| Everybody in here gets the point. | |
| This is Western civilization. | |
| All right, turn it off. | |
| Turn it off. | |
| Dude, my fucking mouse is a piece of shit, dude. | |
| Seriously, my fucking mouse is a piece of fucking garbage. | |
| Fucking throwing it around too much for fuck's sake. | |
| Anyway, Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu, dude, that's fucking disgusting. | |
| All right, it's fucking disgusting. | |
| And I'm tired of it. | |
| I'll tell you that right now. | |
| I'm tired of all these fucking sick-ass waifu motherfuckers. | |
| I'm sick of all you weebs and shit. | |
| I'm sick of it. | |
| And you know what? | |
| Guess what? | |
| Guess who's next? | |
| Guess who's next? | |
| Fucking Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu again. | |
| All right. | |
| So if you thought that this video was bad, he's got a back-to-back. | |
| All right, Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu has got a back-to-back. | |
| Hold on, what is this? | |
| What, Chatelet? | |
| This weeb must be quite the capitalist to own all that anime merch. | |
| Oh, great. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh, is that is that how you're rubbing in my face now? | |
| That this guy's a fucking cat? | |
| He's a fucking pedo. | |
| And anybody who likes this kind of shit and obsesses over this kind of shit like this man is a fucking pedophile too. | |
| So fuck you. | |
| Anyway, let's go ahead. | |
| And what did Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu say? | |
| Found Ghost's Nazi son. | |
| Go fuck off. | |
| Stop talking about my family. | |
| All right. | |
| Here's Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu here. | |
| Okay. | |
| Not again, dude. | |
| Come on, man. | |
| Not again. | |
| Viewer discretion is advised, folks. | |
| Once again, this is the same fuck, I think. | |
| The same fuck. | |
| What is it, Lone Star? | |
| This guy and the Goober Juber seem Jewy to me. | |
| G to gas them both, regardless, though. | |
| I'm not condoning that, dude. | |
| I'm not condoning that. | |
| Okay, statist. | |
| What the hell you mean, statist? | |
| All right, Peppermint Swirl. | |
| What do you mean, statist? | |
| What? | |
| Are you trying to sit here and try to defend this shit? | |
| Is that what you're doing? | |
| You're defending this bullshit? | |
| Guess what? | |
| This is from Ghost. | |
| Winky. | |
| All right, dude. | |
| You see, I'm telling y'all, I'm not coming Saturday, dude. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| Especially when that's not. | |
| I'm not coming Saturday, dude. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| Host's choice. | |
| Cheers to everyone. | |
| Have a great weekend. | |
| Also, unrelated question. | |
| Favorite era of Van Halen? | |
| David Lee Roth era is great, but damn Sammy Hagar can rock too. | |
| Nah, Sammy Herger was okay, but David Lee Roth was a better showman. | |
| He was a better showman, and he was a quintessential, like an icon of the 80s. | |
| All right, so I have to give it that. | |
| And thank you, patiently waiting, for giving host choice here. | |
| Anyway, let's get back to Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu. | |
| Is everybody ready? | |
| Here we go. | |
| This is supposed to be my Nazi son. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Wait a minute. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| First, I see this guy dressed up as some fucking anime character. | |
| Now this guy is dressed up like he's a part of the Waffen SS. | |
| I speak for all the trans in saying thank you for being a role model. | |
| Oh, fuck you, dude. | |
| All right, that's enough. | |
| Share. | |
| That's enough. | |
| Play this shit. | |
| Thumbs down, you shit, please. | |
| And you notice, most of these Nazis, most of these Nazis are a bunch of weebs. | |
| Just saying. | |
| What? | |
| Ghost, thank you for protecting the drawings from the weebs. | |
| It would be a shame if a drawings on a pillow or piece of paper would get raped. | |
| You are truly a white knight to the to do female. | |
| You're just a fucking weeb and you think that this is somehow normal. | |
| It isn't normal, okay? | |
| You've got a fucking problem. | |
| If you're over the age of 18 and you obsess over cartoons and shit, you've got a fucking problem. | |
| All right? | |
| Regardless of how many fuckers that you have on the internet that you find that have the same obsession as your fucking ass, you've got a fucking problem. | |
| And Esriel just dropped a diamond saying this is a fake Nazi. | |
| Hey, I'm just saying, dude, if you all are obsessed over fucking cartoons, especially cartoon women that look underage, you've got a fucking problem. | |
| And as far as I'm concerned, you know, let's make bullying great again. | |
| That's all I got to say. | |
| Play a little bit more of this shit by Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu in here. | |
| Oh, this is cringe. | |
| This is so cringe. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| And you know, pause this. | |
| To think that this fucking idiot, the reason he's obsessing over this cartoon women bullshit is because he doesn't have a woman. | |
| Do you think that if by some chance he was able to bring a woman into his home, do you think that the fucking woman looking at all this waifu shit all over the place is going to be impressed and drop trowel and allow this fucking sick maniac to penetrate her body? | |
| Absolutely not. | |
| Absolutely not. | |
| O L E D, that's a nice TV. | |
| I suggest LG or Sony. | |
| Samsung sucks the chrome off of 57 Chevy Bumper. | |
| All right, we get it. | |
| Esriel just dropped a diamond ghost. | |
| I am relatively certain this is satire. | |
| Who gives a shit what it is? | |
|
Socialist Living Satire
00:03:04
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|
| This guy fucking has a whole collection of weed shit. | |
| And what is this, Chatelet? | |
| I'm mostly German, so this video explains a lot about my heritage. | |
| You said it, dude. | |
| I didn't. | |
| You said it. | |
| I'm getting tired of this. | |
| I'm getting tired of being subjected to shit like this. | |
| I'm getting sick of this shit. | |
| And notice the small shitter apartment here. | |
| Definitely socialist living. | |
| Okay? | |
| i mean this is socialist living conditions Only a minute and 30. | |
| Fucking hurry up with this shit. | |
| Hurry up. | |
| Meiner controler. | |
| Miki's in story ich. | |
| Meinen creek. | |
| Then flitch creek. | |
| So first. | |
| Ich was my brother. | |
| I'm just saying, Nazar Well. | |
| Do you think that any woman that he brings over to his pad is going to look at this and say, oh my god, yes. | |
| I mean, seriously. | |
| All right. | |
| I mean, this is a fucking lonely incel idiot that is about to fucking go ape shit in whatever shitbag country that he's in. | |
| All right. | |
| Dank G-U-U-U-A-Goohost. | |
| Adu, idealize us. | |
| Shut up, Transineer, dude. | |
| Don't fuck with the engineer, all right? | |
| I'm not in the fucking mood, dude. | |
| Seriously. | |
| You people are subjecting me to this fucking garbage this early in the broadcast. | |
| I'm fucking sick of this. | |
| I'm fucking sick out of it, man. | |
| It's Western civilization. | |
| And we wonder why the Allah snack bars don't want to have anything to do with this. | |
| You know, then we want to be in my cotsome. | |
| I mean, I'm just saying, dude. | |
| I'm just saying, Chandler with a diamond plot twist, ghost is a woman. | |
| There's a woman filming him. | |
| From past experience, any woman that would be into this kind of anime shit is the type of woman you want to run from. | |
| Yeah, no shit. | |
|
Piece of Trash Insults
00:15:10
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|
| All right. | |
| She's probably a sick, fucking demented maniac herself. | |
| I'm telling you, dude, listen to me. | |
| I know all of you think that it's cute and it's funny that you fucking like this bullshit. | |
| And because the internet provides a community of you little fucks to be able to communicate with each other and pretend that, hey, you like this fucking obsession of cartoon women too? | |
| Well, that means that I'm not strange. | |
| And everybody else that disagrees with it is not normal. | |
| So yeah. | |
| I'm here to tell you that you are a fucking piece of trash. | |
| All right? | |
| You are a fucking pedophile piece of crap. | |
| And I would never be friends with any fuck that is openly obsessed with cartoons. | |
| I'm telling you this fucking right now. | |
| I would never be friends with you pricks. | |
| And as far as I'm concerned, if you were in front of me and tried to introduce me to this shit, I would punch your fucking nose to the point in which you would have a concave fucking nostril, you fucking son of a bitch. | |
| Jesus fucking Christ! | |
| Unless he has money! | |
| So what does this? | |
| So what if this guy's got money? | |
| Okay, if he had money, he'd go buy himself a bitch. | |
| All right? | |
| Instead of wasting tens of thousands of dollars on bullshit like this, he'd get himself a decent car so some badass piece of poontang would ride in the passenger seat in it. | |
| All right? | |
| All right. | |
| If he was that fucking rich, he would go out and have some broad sucking the sap out of his balls instead of sitting there whacking it to a bunch of fucking cartoon little girls. | |
| Do you understand? | |
| And by the way, you people that are jocking this guy's fucking apartment, this is fucking substandard living. | |
| This is what the poor in America live in. | |
| Shitty spaces like this where you compact everything into one little shitter space. | |
| A living room, a kitchen, a dining room. | |
| Are you fucking kidding me? | |
| Hey, this is a nice apartment. | |
| Get the fuck out of here. | |
| What the fuck are y'all living in? | |
| If you think this is a nice apartment, what kind of a fucking shitbag dwelling are you living in? | |
| PLAY THE SHIT! | |
| Where is the... CHINO! | |
| That's my love in Frankfurt! | |
| The magical person! | |
| Oh! | |
| Let's... | |
| OH! | |
| Oh, you broke the bitch. | |
| No blokes, no bitch! | |
| Ah, I'm getting hit this shit out of here. | |
| I'm letting this go for 30 more seconds. | |
| And I watch. | |
| The person filming it is hot as Hell Tranny Ghost fan. | |
| Dude, fuck you. | |
| He's rich, you idiot. | |
| He's rich. | |
| Alright, he doesn't look rich to me, dude. | |
| This looks like substandard living. | |
| That's what it looks like. | |
| I mean, look at that. | |
| He's in his kitchen. | |
| You see this part of his kitchen? | |
| And then, like, two or three steps is his fucking living room. | |
| How's that rich? | |
| How is that fucking rich, for Christ's sake, all right? | |
| My kitchen is bigger than this fucker's apartment. | |
| And he's rich. | |
| Get the fuck out of here, man. | |
| Nine, nine, nine. | |
| So, Christ. | |
| I'm not even kidding. | |
| MY KITCHEN IS BIGGER THAN THIS FUCKER'S APARTMENT! | |
| Alright, that's enough. | |
| I'm done with this shit. | |
| I'm done with this shit, for Christ's sake. | |
| This guy's showing us the fucking zucchini he sticks up his ass while watching these stupid fucking waifu videos. | |
| Oh, Christ. | |
| All right, I'm done. | |
| I'm done. | |
| Look, don't donate to me anymore. | |
| I want to get this show over with. | |
| I'm done with this shit. | |
| Play from the beginning. | |
| Listen, don't donate to me anymore, okay? | |
| Don't fucking donate. | |
| I don't want to see any more of your videos. | |
| I'm done with this fucking show. | |
| I'm going to take at least a fucking couple of weeks off. | |
| I'm tired of this shit. | |
| I am so tired of this fucking crap. | |
| To be fair, if he lived in California, that apartment probably would have cost him $1 million. | |
| Who in the fuck wants to live in California? | |
| All right, Peppermint Swirl. | |
| You mad bitch. | |
| I'm not mad. | |
| I'm disgusted at you people. | |
| All right. | |
| The stench of your fucking sexual deviancy is smelling up the room like fucking bad butt crack. | |
| All right. | |
| I'm serious. | |
| This whole fucking room smells like an inside of an ass. | |
| How you fucking people have fruited up this fucking broadcast. | |
| I'm not even fucking kidding, man. | |
| I'm sick of this shit. | |
| Ghost, this guy is Melon Pan. | |
| Who cares? | |
| All that money because he's a Swiss accountant. | |
| He has extreme autism because of his extremely young mother, who he has an incestual relationship with. | |
| Oh, great. | |
| They made out one time on stream while they were in cosplay. | |
| Gross. | |
| That's great. | |
| That's great, huh? | |
| That's great. | |
| Jesus fucking Christ. | |
| I'm so fucking sick. | |
| I should have just taken the night off once again, man. | |
| I mean, you fucking people make me sick. | |
| Seriously, I don't even understand how I fucking broadcast to you fucking pieces of degenerate shit. | |
| Seriously, man. | |
| I don't even know how I wake up every morning and say this is what I do. | |
| This show has been sponsored by their Also Made in the United States. | |
| Yeah, fuck you, Tub Guy. | |
| Seriously, fuck you up, you fucking stupid, disgusting, fucking dirty, goddamn dingleberry-ritten asshole. | |
| Fucking stupid shithead. | |
| I'm tired of all you people. | |
| I'm not joking around. | |
| You all make me sick. | |
| And you all are fucking thinking that this is a big fucking game, huh? | |
| That assholes like this are just fucking innocent fucking morons and not Woody Allen butt-loving pedophiles. | |
| All right? | |
| You fucking people are sick. | |
| All right? | |
| And I hope you all die of cancer of the cock, you fucking pieces of shit. | |
| Fucking can't stand any. | |
| I can't stand you people. | |
| I can't stand you people. | |
| Look at that. | |
| Yeah, that guy is Tigo. | |
| Yeah, fuck you, Captain Autism. | |
| That's another fucking idiot that I can't fucking stand and wish he could suck a tailpipe. | |
| All right? | |
| Fucking pieces of shit. | |
| Yeah, fuck all of you. | |
| Fuck all of you people. | |
| All right? | |
| Fuck all of you people. | |
| The only thing that you people are gonna get from me is this. | |
| You're fucking here. | |
| I'd buy that. | |
| That's the only thing you're gonna get from me. | |
| Hey, look at this, Billy F.U., what a motherfucker laughing my ass off. | |
| Hey, listen, I can't stand this shit. | |
| All right? | |
| Hey, what is this? | |
| If you're so mad, do a backflip on the chair with a rope around your neck. | |
| You see, this is this is the kind of shit I'm broadcasted to, man. | |
| This is the kind of shit I'm broadcasted to. | |
| And I'm supposed to have motivation to continue to do broadcast for fuck's sake. | |
| Come on, come on. | |
| Look at this. | |
| Put the PC shot on. | |
| Look at this shit. | |
| I'm king of IP2 for fuck's sake. | |
| I'm the king of IP2 and I deserve more respect than you fuckers are giving to me right goddamn now. | |
| I deserve more respect. | |
| But you fuckers think it's fucking hilarious subjecting me to this fucking garbage. | |
| I'm tired of it, damn it. | |
| What? | |
| That fart turned another 10 fans trans. | |
| Fuck you, pettis, you fucking shithead. | |
| Fuck you, man. | |
| Fuck you and the fucking goddamn fucking 18-inch dildo you wrote in on, you fucking baguette. | |
| I'm serious, man. | |
| I'm the king of IP2 right now, and you people don't give it. | |
| IP who? | |
| IP who! | |
| IP2! | |
| IP2! | |
| Look at that! | |
| Look at that! | |
| I'm the king of IP2, Jagoffs! | |
| Give me the respect I deserve! | |
| Look at this, quit bitch! | |
| Yeah, you fucking motherfucker. | |
| I've got your bitch! | |
| Buy that for a dollar! | |
| I'm the king of IP2 in your eye. | |
| That fuck, fuck off! | |
| Alright, seriously, man, fuck off! | |
| I deserve more respect! | |
| Press H to hail the king of IP2. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| Fuck! | |
| Look at this shit! | |
| Look! | |
| Look, I'm the king of IP2! | |
| And I deserve the respect accorded to that shit! | |
| And who's number two? | |
| Is that iceberg? | |
| Who's that? | |
| Review bra in drag? | |
| Get the shit out of here. | |
| Get it out of here! | |
| And who the hell just dropped a diamond? | |
| AK talk feels bad, man. | |
| Shut the fuck up, man. | |
| I'm not a feels bad, man. | |
| I'm not a feels bad man. | |
| Buy that for a dollar. | |
| That's fucking true, Triggler radio. | |
| Dude, I'm not triggered, dude. | |
| I'm pissed. | |
| I'm pissed off. | |
| I'm pissed off that this is my fucking show. | |
| I'm pissed off. | |
| This is my fucking show. | |
| You know, I used to be somebody, man. | |
| You know, back in 2016, I helped fucking Donald Trump get elected. | |
| You understand that? | |
| What is this? | |
| King of eye gas juice. | |
| Dude, shut up. | |
| All right, asshole. | |
| Shut up. | |
| I used to beat somebody, man. | |
| I used to beat somebody. | |
| Key in, you draps. | |
| I don't know what the fuck you're saying, you idiot. | |
| All right? | |
| I don't know what you're saying. | |
| What is it, Tornhog? | |
| Must have been how your piss buddy in that mall felt. | |
| Yeah, fuck you, asshole. | |
| Fuck off. | |
| I buy that. | |
| Fucking Christ, man. | |
| Toxic fans for a toxic man. | |
| You get the audience that you fucking. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| You fuckers found me. | |
| You fucking trolls found me. | |
| Not much of an accomplishment. | |
| Most of the people on IP2 are sad sacks and are degenerates and low lives of society. | |
| Oh, don't go there. | |
| I'd be proud to be number one of a bunch of drugs. | |
| Don't go there, you're a goddamn liar. | |
| Big accomplishment. | |
| Don't go there, you fucking fuck. | |
| Fucking pieces of shit. | |
| This is what I fucking get. | |
| Alright, this is the kind of shit I fucking get for Christ's sake. | |
| You understand that? | |
| Give me the fucking respect I deserve. | |
| Put the PC shot on again. | |
| I'm the king of IP2, damn it. | |
| I'm the king of IP2. | |
| Give me the fucking respect. | |
| Give me the fucking respect. | |
| And what is this? | |
| Angeltronic with a diamond? | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| Alright, I'm done, man. | |
| Don't donate to me anymore. | |
| Nobody donate to me. | |
| I'm fucking done with you people. | |
| Fucking pieces of fucking garbage. | |
| I hope you all die of cancer of the cock. | |
| You goddamn scumbag, motherfucking colon tenderizing sons of bitches. | |
| Hey, what is this? | |
| Cry some more, bitch! | |
| You fucking assholes, man. | |
| I've got your bitch! | |
| Alright? | |
| What? | |
| Famous moments? | |
| Never forget the time that Ghost missed a show because he went to the mall and while there he took a piss. | |
| While taking his piss, he got horny and pissed in the- The guy beside him. | |
| Ah, fuck you. | |
| That's not the fucking story. | |
| That's not the fucking right story. | |
| Shut up. | |
| Billy F.U., what's going on with the markets? | |
| I'll get to that in a minute. | |
| Smoke you, drop the diamond. | |
| Thank you very much for the diamond. | |
| Feminist socialist IP2 equals the king of degenerates. | |
| Fuck off. | |
| And simpler, drop the diamond. | |
| No. | |
| I'm telling you guys, man, what a bunch of pricks. | |
| All right. | |
| What a bunch of goddamn pricks. | |
| End it, pussy. | |
| End it, pussy. | |
| God fucking damn it. | |
| Fuck all of you. | |
| Fucked all of you. | |
| Ghost, ignore the chat. | |
| You are a king. | |
| King of the autistic spurts. | |
| Oh, here I was thinking that you were going to give me some kind of prop skunkler. | |
| And here you are calling me an assberger. | |
| Here you are calling me an ass burger for Christ's sake with cheese. | |
| All right. | |
| Look, just shut up. | |
| Everybody in the chat room, just shut up. | |
| Everybody that's fucking listening to me right now, just shut the fuck up and listen, all right? | |
| I don't want to hear from you. | |
| I don't want to hear from any of you fucking pricks. | |
| Let me get to the next fucking dono here. | |
| We got donos piling up. | |
| There's capitalist America. | |
| Don't let these fucking losers get to you, ghost. | |
| Have a bowl with me and breath. | |
| These assholes ain't worth the anger. | |
| Thank you, Capitalist America. | |
| Yeah, I mean, I may have a fucking. | |
| I may break out the devil's lettuce here in a second. | |
| Let me just get to another dono because these fuckers are piling them up out here. | |
| This one was donated by Seth Senpai. | |
| I'd buy that for a dollar. | |
| Get to the market. | |
| I'll get to the markets in a minute. | |
| Shut up. | |
| Now they're talking to me in emojis. | |
| Look at this. | |
| Ghost equals rainbow baguette cripple. | |
| They're talking to me in emojis now, for fuck's sake. | |
| What is this red pillar you with a diamond? | |
| Don't let the trolls get to you. | |
| Also, I love you, popping. | |
| Shlomo time? | |
| It's time for muts. | |
| Ghost, how are the fans gonna die of cancer of the cock when most of them don't have cocks anymore? | |
| Yeah, real funny, dude. | |
| Real fucking funny. | |
| You fucking piece of shit. | |
| You smoke, we win. | |
| What the hell does that mean? | |
| You smoke, we win. | |
| I can partake in whatever intoxicants I want. | |
| The hell are you talking about? | |
| You smoke, we win. | |
| Here's a cornhog again. | |
| Ghost gets all the respect he deserves. | |
|
Dwarf Fortress Asperger Jokes
00:14:58
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| I mean, you guys are making fucking acid churn up in my fucking stomach. | |
| You're pissing me off. | |
| Listen. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| I'm belching. | |
| Hail to the king of Asperger's. | |
| That's not the real capitalist America. | |
| Sit there and shut your fucking ass up. | |
| All right. | |
| I'm taking donos now. | |
| So shut up. | |
| This next dono was requested by Seth Senpai, who said, hey, big guy, here is a game recommendation for you. | |
| It's free. | |
| It's easy to install. | |
| And you can probably run it on your Corsair jukebox. | |
| So Seth Senpai requested this. | |
| What the fuck is this? | |
| Why is there an African? | |
| What is this? | |
| Smoking equals bitching. | |
| Dude, fuck you. | |
| No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. | |
| You're not going to play that fucking game with me. | |
| And, and, and. | |
| And do some fucking reverse psychology bullshit and have me believe that if I smoke tetrahydrocannabinol, that you fuckers win. | |
| You don't win shit. | |
| So shut up and watch Seth say that. | |
| What? | |
| I got ghost burgers? | |
| Really, asshole? | |
| I've got ghost burgers. | |
| Play Seth Senpai's fucking video, please, for fuck's sake, Jesus. | |
| People Seth here. | |
| Today, I'll be covering a long-running cult classic that's still updated and developed to this very day. | |
| A game which chronicles the lives and accomplishments of stumpy alcoholics as they struggle to avoid society. | |
| A game where the most ludicrous events take place daily, where civilizations rise and fall just because someone left a necronomicon in the public library. | |
| A game where the UI is so useless and convoluted that you'd honestly have to extract your time playing Microsoft XL. | |
| Pause this. | |
| This is an actual game for Christ's sake of Afrikaans. | |
| Play this shit. | |
| I'm a performance artist. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| No, come on. | |
| All right. | |
| Viewer discretion is advised. | |
| I don't know what the fuck this is, dude. | |
| Speak more about Dwarf Fortress. | |
| Dwarf Fortress is less of a game and more of a complex fantasy world simulation. | |
| Made by one guy over 20 years and probably for the rest of his natural and unnatural lifespan. | |
| As we plan to crowdfund Tarn Adams a synthetic body so he can focus on what truly matters. | |
| Dwarf Fortress really is one of the greatest autism projects to ever blossom. | |
| Fun fact, it's also the hardest game to run on PC. | |
| Oh no. | |
| Aspergers in Paradise TGO are on Earth with an onion slice not too particularly important. | |
| That sounds like stupid ass Captain Autism and his stupid brit bong ass. | |
| I could hear the Asperger's coming out of your ass. | |
| Fuck you, dude. | |
| All right, seriously, fuck you, man. | |
| All right. | |
| Play the rest of this stupid. | |
| Forget to sterilize your cats if not for the ever increasing technological demands of Dwarf Fortress. | |
| AMD and Intel would be bankrupt right now. | |
| To even begin playing Dwarf Fortress, you'll need some prescription medication. | |
| But more importantly, you'll need a world to get away from the world. | |
| I mean, look at the substandard ones. | |
| We set some parameters, and the game will then calculate 250 fucking years of history for this randomly generated world. | |
| And, depending on your computer, this may also take 250 years. | |
| Once the world is made, it's all yours. | |
| And like an abusive lover, she will caress and beat you senseless. | |
| And each time, you'll come back for more. | |
| There's two main game modes you can play in Dwarf Fortress. | |
| You can either choose to embark on distant lands and lead a fortress to ruin, or die horrifically in the pursuit of adventure. | |
| To begin, let's cover Fortress mode first. | |
| All you have to do is pick a nice place to be. | |
| Why not? | |
| And that's about it. | |
| Despite common myths, Dwarf Fortress isn't complicated. | |
| Just follow a couple of tutorials and you'll be a seasoned veteran in no time. | |
| You should also download and use the lazy noob pack because the game is almost unplayable without it. | |
| Some may disagree with this statement. | |
| To put it simply, they're fucking wrong. | |
| The same thing. | |
| I mean, this is first of all a dumbass video. | |
| Secondly, it looks like a video. | |
| To answer these concerns and make this video that much easier to watch, I will be using all of the tileset. | |
| Please stop donating to me, dude. | |
| Seriously. | |
| Jogger eradication. | |
| Don't skip the game. | |
| You will appreciate it. | |
| Please stop donating. | |
| I'm not even kidding around. | |
| Don't donate to me anymore tonight, dude. | |
| Do not donate to me anymore tonight. | |
| I'm fucking done with this show. | |
| Seriously, you fucking jerk off. | |
| At random. | |
| In fortress mode, you start out with seven dwarves, given the difficult task of establishing civilization. | |
| The longer you survive and flourish, the more migrants will arrive from neighboring cities in your drawing fortress. | |
| From there on any number of things can happen. | |
| Disaster, tragedy, invasions, and tantrum spirals, which threaten to end your fort at any given moment. | |
| But whether you live or die, just remember, losing is fun. | |
| It's impossible to cover everything. | |
| So, let me tell you some stories. | |
| The first fortress I ever found was Natsali terrible. | |
| We had no metal, so instead, we fought for a lot of people. | |
| What? | |
| All right, thank you, Noble Savage. | |
| Make fun of. | |
| Hold on, what the hell did you say? | |
| Make fun of kebabs while playing Mario. | |
| All right, well, I don't know what Mario you're talking about, but thank you, Noble Savage. | |
| I appreciate it. | |
| Here, let's let this go for another minute or so. | |
| Seth Senpai requested traded pottery for any possible scrap of metal. | |
| We also lived in Constantine. | |
| We don't want to hear your commentary over the videos. | |
| You hairy Asperger's. | |
| Hey, well, you know what? | |
| You're gonna get it, all right? | |
| You're gonna get my commentary, so just sit there, shut up, like it, and eat it. | |
| Eat it! | |
| Eat it! | |
| Fucking fatty! | |
| Play a little bit more of this stupid crap. | |
| Here, there was a were zebra on the loose. | |
| He kept eating my chickens and trampling my dwarves. | |
| As if I couldn't escape the furry menace in real life, it torments me in my video games as well. | |
| It turned out that the were zebra was a human musician who plays at my tavern. | |
| So I let him stay. | |
| Listen to me, man. | |
| Stop donating to me. | |
| Seriously, stop the fucking donation, dude. | |
| Seriously. | |
| I don't want to do any more donations. | |
| I'm fucking done with this show. | |
| I'm going to take a fucking fucking couple of weeks off or some shit. | |
| I'm not even kidding around. | |
| Look at this. | |
| Shut the fuck up, boomer. | |
| You see? | |
| This is the kind of fucking thanks I get for doing broadcasts on here. | |
| Look at this. | |
| Shut the fuck up, boomer, is what I get. | |
| Fucking assholes. | |
| All right, play this for another 30 seconds. | |
| This fucking stupid dwarf game looks like a bunch of fucking dumbass 4chan faggoty trolls fucking requested and played this shit. | |
| Play this month. | |
| The place was actually quite successful. | |
| Five years on and no major invasions. | |
| What the hell? | |
| I asked my friend who knows dwarf fortress to take a look at. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| You're not at war with the goblins. | |
| I didn't mean to slip. | |
| SHUT UP! | |
| IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! | |
| IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! | |
| Of drunken revelry and international diplomatic renown. | |
| Life proceeded as normal. | |
| And then, one day, one of my guest- It was a goddamn accident. | |
| All right, shut up! | |
| All right, I think we're done with this. | |
| All right, all right, all right. | |
| Let me tell you something, Seth Senpai, no! | |
| No way I'm playing this game. | |
| It looks like it sucks a copy of the game. | |
| And fearing for his life, he used appropriate self-defense to remove the assailants. | |
| I mean, what did I tell y'all? | |
| Stop fucking donating. | |
| This one is a deep thinker ghost. | |
| You will appreciate it. | |
| Have a drink and a smoke frame. | |
| You will make a 12-hour show an epic one. | |
| Alright, I'm not doing 12 hours, dude. | |
| I am not doing the 12 hours. | |
| You're ghost hairy ass. | |
| Fuck you, dude. | |
| No, it didn't, you son of a bitch. | |
| Anyway, look, Seth Senpai donated this for 25 bucks, so I gotta let this go for another minute or so. | |
| Ability to chew feed launched into a furious picture. | |
| Every goblin slaughtered for our actions. | |
| It's made after that fucking dwarf, I guess. | |
| Untenable, whatever the fuck is that? | |
| And all because some retard couldn't handle his mushroom wine. | |
| Several months later, my fortress was swallowed by the green horde. | |
| Those who weren't murdered walled themselves off, went crazy, and consumed each other. | |
| What is this? | |
| I mean, why does this have 2.7 million people for the whole family? | |
| My second father, why does this got 2.7 million? | |
| He mastered in Jewish studies in college. | |
| Jewish major respect. | |
| Jewish studies, dude, shut up. | |
| All right. | |
| First of all, all right. | |
| I majored in political science with an emphasis on international relations and political theory, first and foremost, okay? | |
| Secondly, secondly, I do want to say something because you fucking idiots think I'm some kind of a fucking loser or something. | |
| I did read the Talmud, okay? | |
| I have read the Talmud, so, you know, fuck you, all right? | |
| Play a little bit more of Senpai's bullshit. | |
| Slightly better. | |
| Until I dug too deep. | |
| My third. | |
| Well, we all know how this ends already, right? | |
| One of my dwarves got possessed, so I walled off his workshop, forgot about it, and accidentally opened up his crypt in the middle of town. | |
| The nauseous fumes from his hot, decomposing body erupted across several insane from the fire. | |
| All right, if y'all think I'm Jewish, that's fine. | |
| We'll get it. | |
| In the chaos, a mother dropped her toddler into a shallow. | |
| I don't really give a shit. | |
| The child drowned, causing the mother to go into a contract attack and explain the next dwarf. | |
| Who decapitated her? | |
| The dead bodies caused more tantrums, which would reduce even more dead bodies, which eventually reduced my population to a single person. | |
| What? | |
| What? | |
| Hail Bankruptler. | |
| Oh, Jesus Christ. | |
| Get the fuck out of here, alright? | |
| Shove it up, your ass. | |
| All right, play like 20 more seconds. | |
| Who is now considered legendary, having gained enough experience from beheading everybody else? | |
| And wait a minute, why is everybody fucking calling me like some bad Jew or whatever? | |
| Why is everybody calling me something I read online so much? | |
| Hold on, hold on. | |
| All right, we've had enough of this. | |
| We've had enough of this. | |
| Why is everybody saying that I'm some kind of a Jew dick cheeseburger or some shit, dude? | |
| What the fuck is that about? | |
| All right. | |
| I'm not Jewish, but so what if I was? | |
| So what if I was Jewish, dude? | |
| So what if I was Lachaim? | |
| All right, what the hell? | |
| What is it, Esriel? | |
| Take a break and smoke some herbs, boss. | |
| You sound like you need to. | |
| Well, you know, I probably do. | |
| All right. | |
| I probably fucking do. | |
| All right, but you know what? | |
| I'm going to take a couple more donos before I take some calls and then maybe break out the devil's lettuce. | |
| So let's go ahead and get to the next donation. | |
| Thank you, Seth Senpai. | |
| I'm not going to do dwarf's battle or dwarf's game or whatever the fuck it's called. | |
| All right. | |
| Anyway, let's go ahead and hook it up with Capitalist America, the next one here. | |
| Capitalist America says some more Gigi tunes. | |
| His life summed up into another song. | |
| Cheers and enjoy G-Man. | |
| Cheers to Capitalist America, by the way, man. | |
| Member of the IC, a member of the Go Show Saturday Night Troll on a lot. | |
| A message to ghost. | |
| Okay, great. | |
| From Poppy. | |
| From Poppy. | |
| That's great. | |
| All right. | |
| That's fucking great. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| I'm going to fucking drop my goddamn microphone. | |
| I'm telling you right now, man, I am really fucking pissed off at you fucking sons of bitches tonight, man. | |
| I'm not even joking around. | |
| Let's get to Capitalist America's video here. | |
| Here it is. | |
| Play it. | |
| Let's play it. | |
| Play it. | |
| Is it playing or what? | |
| All right, playing. | |
| Here's G.G. Allen, by the way. | |
| We're listening to G.G. Allen here. | |
| Greetings, Dusty Old Boomer. | |
| Since you are having a hard time with Fortnite here as a game, you may enjoy. | |
| Cheers. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| All right. | |
| Thank you, Bunzie Buddy. | |
| I appreciate it. | |
| All right. | |
| Jesus fucking Christ. | |
| Play the rest of Gigi Allen. | |
| Alright, for the folks that are trying to be little edge lords, huh? | |
| An alien to the world we were set out to destroy. | |
| I'm the son of evil, the god of fire and hell. | |
| I'm the son of evil. | |
| No, that's not too bad. | |
| We got a little bit of a shit-ticking hint tune to this one, boy. | |
| You only cry for help. | |
| I want to paralyze you, cause I only love myself. | |
| But when I was reborn, from the day I fucked the devil, nothing will come close to me, cause I am immortal. | |
| Many lies. | |
| Yeah, immortal. | |
| That many drama. | |
| That's sort of my soul. | |
| Cannot be stopped as it's on it and let it drive. | |
| As I look into your eyes and see an icy stare. | |
| I want you to break it. | |
| I mean, who the hell fucking drew all this shit for Gigi, man? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Put your hand. | |
| Looks like the same animators for Super Jail. | |
| See your life get stripped away, cause today you're gonna die. | |
| Looks like the animators for Super Jail. | |
| Hold up. | |
| What? | |
| What? | |
| Some say you can still hear the vibrator buzzing away in Ghost's Granny's coffin. | |
| Dude, fuck you and stop talking about my fucking granny Christ play the shit, man. | |
| All right, once again, Capitalist America donated this one. | |
| All right. | |
| I'm not familiar with these animations of Gigi. | |
| That's why they look a little Super Jail-esque. | |
|
Animal Crossing Nintendo Roast
00:07:49
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|
| I'm the son of evil. | |
| And I like Super Jail, by the way. | |
| I'm not obsessed with it, okay? | |
| Like I said, adults swim head down the tubes once they took off. | |
| As animated play of evil, all right. | |
| What now? | |
| What now? | |
| Another Ard Hammond video. | |
| Thanks. | |
| I doubt that's the real Ard Hammond. | |
| All right, I doubt that's the real fucking Arn Hammond. | |
| Here's Horatio Nelson. | |
| And what is this? | |
| He said, did you already play my Dodo? | |
| No, I did not. | |
| I had to drive my ass home from overtime unexpectedly. | |
| I also also, you should take 816 soon. | |
| I was the one answering before you dropped your phone. | |
| Peace and love, Hammy Bones. | |
| Yeah, thanks a lot, dude. | |
| Thanks a lot. | |
| Hammy Bones. | |
| That's what I want to be called. | |
| That's, you know, that's great. | |
| All right. | |
| Play the rest of Capitalist America's GG Allen, dude. | |
| All right. | |
| My demons lay beside me as I kiss them one by one. | |
| For on that night I met them. | |
| Cheers to Capitalist America, by the way. | |
| I was born the son of evil when I fucked the devil there. | |
| My daddy was a powerful soul back in 56. | |
| My mother was a virgin when she first felt it good. | |
| Then on August 29th, baby Jesus Christ was born. | |
| An alien to the world. | |
| Yeah, believe it or not, that was the name of Gigi Allen. | |
| Jesus Christ, Alan. | |
| His fucking his parents were New Hampshire, or excuse me, New Hampshire cooksters. | |
| So, yeah, he was named after Jesus Christ. | |
| The reason that he has the name Gigi is because his brother Merle didn't know how to pronounce his name. | |
| So, as children, his brother Merle would say Gigi, Gigi. | |
| So, that's how the name Gigi stuck with Gigi Allen. | |
| Anyway, thank you, Capitalist America, dude. | |
| Appreciate the donation and appreciate the love, dude. | |
| Cheers to you. | |
| Let's go ahead and get to the next donation. | |
| This one is by Chatelet. | |
| Chatelet underscore SSB said, shout out to Animal Crossing New Horizons for helping me get through this quarantine bullshit. | |
| This game has to be one of the best soundtracks of any video game I've ever played. | |
| Animal Crossing? | |
| Are you fucking shitting me? | |
| Animal Crossing. | |
| I mean, it's once again substandard. | |
| Dude, what did I tell you? | |
| Stop fucking donating to Winnie. | |
| Don't donate to me, man. | |
| Evening Ghost. | |
| Just got off from a long day at work and I'm going to unwind with the show and playing some civilization. | |
| Here's another game I might get back into when this drops next week. | |
| It's going to drop next week. | |
| All right, I'll take a look at it, Cheekbuster. | |
| By the way, Cheekbuster is a member of the Ghost Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room, so cheers to him. | |
| SREAL just dropped the diamond, said Baguette Furries. | |
| I don't know what the hell that was supposed to be intended for, but I guess it's the Animal Crossings pricks. | |
| All right, once again, who the hell donated this? | |
| Chatelet underscore SSB. | |
| So let's see what Chatelet is talking about when it comes to this stupid Animal Crossing bullshit. | |
| Put the PC shot on. | |
| Once again, look at the substandard graphics that Nintendo is known for. | |
| Play this from Chatelet. | |
| What is this? | |
| They're actually playing tunes in here and shit. | |
| Hold on. | |
| What is it? | |
| Money Machine. | |
| Hey, what do you think GE is a good stock to invest in now? | |
| I want to know your opinion. | |
| GE, I don't think so. | |
| Not right now. | |
| All right, I don't think so. | |
| I mean, they may get another bailout here if they haven't already, but GE at this point, nah, I wouldn't do it. | |
| Esreal, Danger Dan, you're sucking cock gypsy. | |
| GG is a fucked up Edgelord god, but you gotta admit his music itself was solid. | |
| Outside of the stage performance, my uncle I was named after has a torn bloody shirt from a concert he went to and kicked the shit out of Gigi at. | |
| That's awesome, Capitalist America, man. | |
| All right, look, enough donating, man. | |
| By the way, it is the real me. | |
| I'm just donating videos. | |
| I'll just listen to your show from here on out so I can play games while listening to your show. | |
| Enjoy. | |
| That's great. | |
| That's just great. | |
| Hey, what is this ghost WC Jim? | |
| What is the worst thing about being a black Jew? | |
| You have to sit in the back of the oven. | |
| Oh, God, come on, man. | |
| Enough of that shit. | |
| And Feminist Socialist said, get to the markets already. | |
| What the hell should you care? | |
| You're a socialist, for fuck's sake. | |
| Can we get back to Chatelet's little Animal Crossing video? | |
| Here it is. | |
| All right, Chatelet SS SSB, whatever your name is. | |
| Play it. | |
| All right, are we gonna fucking get to a goddamn what do we get? | |
| Are we going to get to this or what? | |
| What is this? | |
| Oh my god. | |
| What is this? | |
| Fucking MIDI? | |
| What is this, MIDI? | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| This is why I hate Nintendo, folks. | |
| I'm telling you. | |
| Right after the Super Nintendo was put out, I just stopped being a Nintendo fan. | |
| Nintendo sucks. | |
| I mean, how can anybody still be buying anything Nintendo nowadays? | |
| This is the same company that was selling cardboard boxes for $75. | |
| All right? | |
| Give me a fucking break. | |
| All right, pause this. | |
| What is it? | |
| What? | |
| Fuck unique curse. | |
| What the hell does that mean? | |
| Anyway, let's listen to this midi bullshit that Nintendo's shoving down our throats in Animal Crossing here. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| I'm telling you, this is really sad. | |
| This is really sad. | |
| I can't believe that people are still playing substandard games like this in today's technologically innovative gaming industry. | |
| I mean, this is pure garbage, dude. | |
| What is it called? | |
| I saw your wife at the local livestock auction today. | |
| Your wife's a fine heifer. | |
| I'd buy her an eat. | |
| All right, yeah. | |
| Real funny cornhog, you fucking piece of shit. | |
| Real fucking funny, you fucking asshole. | |
| Play this shit. | |
| All right. | |
| Once again, Shadow A SSB requested this saying that he likes the music. | |
| It's such great music. | |
| Fucking Nintendo, fucking $80 fucking cardboard boxes and shit. | |
| Get the fuck out of here. | |
| Fuck Nintendo. | |
| All right. | |
| Nintendo's a piece of shit. | |
| I mean, who still uses MIDI in 2020? | |
| I mean, who the fuck still uses MIDI? | |
| I mean, musicians were using MIDI back in like 1997, 96. | |
| For fuck's sake. | |
| All right. | |
|
Bitcoin Dominance Flaws
00:14:51
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|
| Well, there it is. | |
| There it is right there, folks. | |
| Once again, Chadley SSB said, I like the music in Animal Crossing. | |
| Let's listen to this one. | |
| Yay! | |
| No offense, but you are a stupid assistant. | |
| All right, fuck off. | |
| All right. | |
| Now, the next 25 bucker is from Mike Hock, and Mike Hock doesn't want any videos. | |
| He just wants a serious segment of the broadcast. | |
| So since we're here and Mike Hoch donated $25 for a serious part of the broadcast, let's go ahead and do it, okay? | |
| Let's go ahead and do it. | |
| Now, let's go to stocks first and foremost, folks. | |
| Now, as you can see today, stocks were decreasing on a lot of different reasons. | |
| All right. | |
| But as I stated, as we get closer to the second quarter numbers of jobs, of durable goods sales, of GDP numbers, of all this shit. | |
| Once we start getting second quarter news, we're going to see a dramatic dip in this stock market, folks, because that's how the stock market reacts to news. | |
| All right. | |
| All this optimism that you're seeing currently in the stock market is relating to the opening up of America by Texas, by Florida. | |
| And by the way, did you hear what DeSantis said to all the naysayers that were saying that he was going to have a huge spike in COVID and deaths if he opens up Florida? | |
| All right. | |
| Florida has been just fine. | |
| Texas has been just fine. | |
| As a matter of fact, tomorrow is the... | |
| Actually, not even tomorrow. | |
| It's actually 12 o'clock midnight tonight. | |
| The sign on my ass says fuck me, daddy. | |
| Dude, shut up, man. | |
| All right. | |
| I'm doing something serious here. | |
| Anyway, tonight at 12:01 a.m. is when the bars start opening here in Texas. | |
| 12:01 a.m. | |
| Now, at first, they're going to be operating at 25% capacity. | |
| So, but that's how I like most bars anyway. | |
| I hate a packed ass bar. | |
| Packed-ass bar means that there's going to be a lot of fucking hard legs, and there's never a proportionate amount of fucking hard legs to women. | |
| And as a result, fighting happens. | |
| And, you know, whenever a fight happens, I have to get involved in it. | |
| You know, I used to get into bar brawls for exercise. | |
| So, anyway, I don't want to get into any of that shit. | |
| But once again, folks, it looks as if it looks as if COVID-19 was not that big of a deal. | |
| Okay. | |
| As a matter of fact, the deaths that are currently being tallied is the equivalent of what usually dies during the flu. | |
| During the goddamn flu. | |
| And I'm tired of everybody out here trying to put this whole fucking bullshit on a pedestal, like, oh my God, we have to do this. | |
| We have to do that. | |
| COVID-19. | |
| And I need my fucking, I need my masks. | |
| I need my gloves and all this other bullshit. | |
| Now, let me show you something. | |
| Let me wait for this advertisement to move. | |
| Here it is. | |
| Put the PC shot on. | |
| CDC now says coronavirus does not spread easily on surfaces. | |
| Oh, well, then why the fuck were we quarantined? | |
| Why the fuck were private businesses forced to shut down, you fucking dicks? | |
| Look at it right there. | |
| CDC now says coronavirus does not spread easily on surfaces. | |
| And what is this? | |
| Peppermint swirl. | |
| How come it didn't fucking come on here? | |
| Hold on. | |
| Replay Peppermint Swirl shit. | |
| Why did the Texas speech take a day off on that one? | |
| I'd buy that. | |
| What the hell? | |
| Why? | |
| I don't understand why it did not. | |
| Anyway, I'll read it. | |
| I would say buy Amazon stocks, but their current business practices. | |
| What the fucking hell? | |
| All right, hold on. | |
| I don't know what the hell is going on with Peppermint Swirl shit here. | |
| I would say buy Amazon stock, but their current business practices are very similar to the new way new corporations and companies operate. | |
| Amazon is going to crash very hard soon. | |
| I don't think so, dude. | |
| I want to be honest with you. | |
| Amazon has got so many assets as a company that even if by some chance they don't meet the streets expectations for a couple of quarters, all they have to do is sell off operations that they are in control of. | |
| I mean, lest we forget that Amazon.com owns Whole Foods. | |
| They're delivering booze now. | |
| Since you're talking about the markets, I'm willing to sell you some of my dick pics for $10 a piece. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| Get the fuck out of here, dude. | |
| All right. | |
| Shut up. | |
| Fucking sick bastard. | |
| Anyway, put the PC shot on one more gan. | |
| As I stated, CDC says coronavirus does not spread easily on surfaces. | |
| So once again, feminist socialists dropped the diamond and said, what do you think about investing in Ford? | |
| I actually said Ford was a decent investment a few years ago because it was a very cheap stock to collect dividends on. | |
| A very cheap stock to collect dividends on. | |
| And not to mention it's an American company. | |
| So I still think it's a decent buy. | |
| I would definitely wait until post-second quarter to invest in it at this point because I'm sure Ford took a hit as well as every other car maker took a hit as we were all subjected to being prisoners in our own home because of this COVID-19 bullshit. | |
| But yeah, I mean, that's why I had suggested it a long time ago because it's a badass fucking stock. | |
| It's a cheap stock to be able to collect dividends on. | |
| So anyway, let me go ahead and continue here with the Dow Jones Industrial. | |
| It was down 101.78 points today, a percentage increase of 0.41%. | |
| Current, the current, the current Dow Jones Industrial Average is 24,474.12 points. | |
| And like I said, I think that's going to come down. | |
| I think that's going to come down, folks, once again, as we continue to hear bad news. | |
| And I'm telling you, once that GDP number comes out in the second quarter, it's going to be bad news for everybody, with the exception of those that stayed open that were, quote, essential businesses. | |
| That were quote essential businesses. | |
| What's the difference between a Jew and a black man? | |
| The black man came pre-cooked. | |
| All right, dude, can we sh off with that racism shit, man? | |
| Come on. | |
| Fucking racist, dude. | |
| I'm fucking telling you. | |
| Anyway, let's continue on here, right? | |
| SP 500, it's also down 23.10 points, a percentage decrease of 0.78% on the day. | |
| Currently, the SP is 2,948.51 points for the SP 500. | |
| The NASDAQ, it is also down today 90.89 points, a percentage decrease of 0.97%. | |
| Currently, the NASDAQ is 9,284.88 points for the NASDAQ. | |
| Now, as much as I'm telling everybody to invest into these essential businesses that are going to be posting better than expected earnings in the second quarter, I'm also telling everybody, in my personal opinion, that the NASDAQ is something to be looking at as well. | |
| Because tech right now, because we were all prisoners in our own homes because of this quarantine bullshit, we were forced to get on tech to be able to communicate, to be able to exchange ideas, etc. | |
| Yeah, learn to read you retard. | |
| Yeah, go fuck yourself, you fucking stupid moron. | |
| So everybody keep their eye on tech companies that could potentially be profiting big time because everybody was using them as a means to communicate. | |
| So once again, folks, I like tech stocks and I like essential business stocks that were allowed to stay open during the COVID-19 quarantine. | |
| And after the second quarter, as I've stated, folks, after the second quarter, we're going to be seeing a dramatic decrease in most stocks. | |
| And that's when you go in, baby. | |
| That's when you go in. | |
| Because in my opinion, there's going to be a lot of cheap, high-yield dividend stocks on the blue chip in for everybody to kind of go in and try to invest. | |
| That's what I'm waiting for right now. | |
| I have so much liquid that I'm waiting when this contraction happens, which is going to be after the second quarter numbers, folks. | |
| It's going to be after the second quarter GDP numbers and the second quarter numbers for companies. | |
| You just wait. | |
| You just wait. | |
| What is it? | |
| A perspective on graphics ghosty. | |
| Something having a different art style doesn't mean it's substandard. | |
| Not everything should or needs to look photorealistic. | |
| Dwarf Fortress is an incredible game, but an acquired taste. | |
| Cheers for show about that, dude. | |
| I don't know about that, dude. | |
| I don't know about that. | |
| Now, everybody out there is asking me about cryptocurrency. | |
| Now, once again, folks, I personally believe that you're starting to see investors diversify their portfolios by actually going into cryptocurrency to hedge against anything that's going to happen in the stock market within the next three to four months. | |
| Okay, so you already have gold going up. | |
| You already got silver going up. | |
| All right, cryptocurrencies are going to be another form of being able to hedge against any contractions in the other markets. | |
| Now, what's making everything very tricky in the cryptocurrency realm is who's going to be the main cryptocurrency purveyors in this new world of economics. | |
| And what I mean by that is who's going to be the dominant cryptocurrency in this new framework of currency. | |
| Now, hold on, what is it? | |
| What is it? | |
| As I said, they're 10 bucks apiece. | |
| I know you love serving glory holds so tension. | |
| All right, whatever, you fucking idiot, you fucking pervert. | |
| Take about 10 steps away from my fucking butt crack, cornhog. | |
| Anyway, as I was stating, folks, what's really going to make the most popular cryptocurrency popular is businesses accepting it as a means of exchanging goods and services. | |
| The more businesses that accept a certain cryptocurrency for exchanging goods and services is what you want to invest in. | |
| Now, currently, right now, you have Bitcoin still being the dominant one, even though I think that it has substandard technology and there's a bunch of flaws with Bitcoin. | |
| But because it was the first kid in the cryptocurrency block, that's why everybody still uses it as a means of exchanging goods and services. | |
| And by the way, did you see Bitcoin go up during all this pandemic? | |
| It went from $7,000 to now, folks, even though it's gone down. | |
| You're seeing some people either trading out or selling off. | |
| Bitcoin right now. | |
| Hold on, what is it? | |
| Mr. Money Machine, should investors even bother with airline stocks? | |
| I was thinking of investing in American Airlines. | |
| Well, you should have done that before the first stimulus. | |
| All right, because the first stimulus that was passed by Congress and the Senate and signed by the president was a bailout on the airlines. | |
| I think you're a little late on that one. | |
| I think you might be a little late on that one. | |
| But then again, you know, some investors might say, why? | |
| Black people only have nightmares because the last one who had a dream got shot. | |
| All right, great. | |
| All right. | |
| Jesus fucking Christ. | |
| Anyway, as I was stating, I think you're a little late on the airline stocks because of the stimulus that came out that bailed out airlines. | |
| Now, some stock picker might say, well, Ghost, we're heading into the summer months. | |
| And now that most states are now opening up beyond the quarantine, we're going to have people that want to go out and visit, want to take trips, etc. | |
| I don't know about that anymore. | |
| I don't know about that anymore. | |
| But once again, I think that you're a little late on the airline stocks of taking advantage of that. | |
| But as I was stating, Bitcoin, BTC, it was $7,000 about four or five weeks ago. | |
| Today, Bitcoin is at $9,051.64. | |
| So there is an uptick in cryptocurrency. | |
| I think it's going to even be bigger. | |
| What is it? | |
| Ghost, did you hear about this Arizona shooter claims he self-identifies as an incel? | |
| What do you think about these dumb incels? | |
| I'll tell you that in just a second. | |
| And I did hear about that stupid incels. | |
| I did hear about that. | |
| But the reason that I'm talking about cryptocurrency is because in that second quarter in which everyone is going to be hearing perpetual bad news, this is where people are going to be selling off of the stock market and diversifying it elsewhere. | |
| All right. | |
| And Cheekbuster said, Microsoft is dropping. | |
| Should I invest in it now? | |
| In my opinion, Microsoft has been somewhat essential. | |
| Right? | |
| I mean, if you think about all the Microsoft businesses that encapsulate technology, they were somewhat essential. | |
| Most people are on Windows operating systems. | |
| Some people were using, what was that? | |
| That fucking Microsoft multi-streaming application. | |
| Most people are using a lot of Microsoft gaming, etc. | |
| And because everybody was quarantined, I don't think just Microsoft is a good buy. | |
| I mean, I hate Facebook. | |
| I'm pretty sure everybody was using Facebook. | |
| I hate Twitter, but I'm pretty sure everybody was using Twitter. | |
| I mean, you got to think about what people were using at the time of quarantine so that you could potentially get the increase on the second quarter. | |
| All right? | |
| Geno X 1987. | |
| What is your thoughts on Saudi Arabia buying up huge Disney stocks? | |
| Well, that's what happens, dude. | |
| I mean, fucking Saudi Arabia owns most of Twitter. | |
| Your wife has a scat fetish. | |
| I have evidence. | |
| Only 10 bucks a piece. | |
| Shut up, you fucking idiot. | |
|
42 Coin Investment Talk
00:05:41
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|
| All right. | |
| Anyway, as I was stating, you know, this is the kind of things that you need to think about when investing. | |
| Okay. | |
| In my opinion. | |
| This is what you have to be thinking about. | |
| And it's not just Zoom, you fucking moron, that is taking advantage of the COVID-19 quarantine. | |
| I don't give a shit if you're bored. | |
| Get the fuck out of here if you're bored, you fucking Milky Liquor. | |
| Nobody fucking asked you, you fucking piece of shit. | |
| If you're bored, I don't give a fuck. | |
| Sit there and shut up and take it and eat it. | |
| Fucking morons. | |
| Anyway, as I was stating, people are going to be moving their money in the second quarter. | |
| And that's when you need to move your money. | |
| You understand? | |
| Red Pillrian said, I invested in casinos and it went up fast. | |
| I don't know if people are going to be ready to go out. | |
| I want to be honest with you, folks. | |
| There are a lot of fucking people that are scared to go out because of this whole COVID-19 shit. | |
| There's a lot of people that are now adapting to this so-called new normal. | |
| And I don't know if you're going to get bunches of people to go out and want to take trips and go to casinos and go to nightclubs and shit like that. | |
| I don't know, man. | |
| That's not a call that I would invest in. | |
| I'll tell you that right damn now. | |
| But anyway, once again, folks, that's a little bit of a synopsis of what I think the market's going to do. | |
| I'm on the sidelines right now waiting for quarter two, all the bad news to come in so that contraction happens. | |
| And what you want to do in contractions is purchase blue chip stocks that are just taking a little bit of a hit because no one was purchasing products during quarantine and businesses were shut down. | |
| But you want to get blue chip stocks that are a necessity for most people. | |
| What is this? | |
| Joan, can you go over 42 coin? | |
| You want me to go over 42? | |
| I'll go over 42 coin. | |
| All right, let's go ahead and do that. | |
| All right. | |
| Now, what did I say about 42 coin? | |
| First of all, I have a lot of it, by the way. | |
| All right. | |
| I said that 42 coin is a coin that you can invest in. | |
| Type horror in chat if Mrs. Ghost has a stock fetish. | |
| All right, we get it. | |
| Anyway, that 42 coin was a hedge against any contractions in the cryptocurrency market. | |
| And at the same time, whenever there is a contraction in the cryptocurrency market, typically 42 coin goes up. | |
| Now, if you take a look at how much 42 coin is, it's almost $30,000 a coin, folks. | |
| It is almost $30,000 a coin. | |
| So everybody out here that's pissing and moaning and talking about how, oh, yeah, what about 42 coin? | |
| It is almost $30,000 a coin right now, you fucking dickheads. | |
| So suck it. | |
| All right. | |
| Suck it. | |
| Fucking morons. | |
| Anyway, Red Pillerian just dropped the diamond and said, do you think a second stimulus check will help? | |
| No. | |
| I don't think it will help because what will happen is, just like the last $1,200, or I should say $1,200 beans that you folks have probably gotten deposited in your bank account. | |
| What? | |
| I think you will see not only a lot of VR and gaming companies rise, but thrive in the culture post-pandemic. | |
| We've set the norm for virtual schools, virtual currency, virtual sports, etc. | |
| I wouldn't be surprised if it gets more realistic in five years. | |
| I don't know, dude. | |
| I'm not happy with VR, dude. | |
| I think that it's substandard, okay? | |
| I think it's just completely substandard, for Christ's sake. | |
| Anyway, once again, 42 coin is at 30,000 a coin. | |
| All right. | |
| And I've got at least two of them. | |
| All right. | |
| Well, like two and three quarters. | |
| So, you know, suck it, dude. | |
| All right. | |
| I mean, we and the inner circle invested in this shit when the fucking 42 coin was like at a thousand bucks. | |
| At a thousand bucks. | |
| It is now $30,000. | |
| And lest we forget, folks, that 42 coin is going to be a legal cryptocurrency to be traded in the United States because it didn't have an ICO or initial coin offering. | |
| And that's what's preventing a lot of these coins that are really popular outside the United States from being traded at United States exchanges like Coinbase. | |
| Because Coinbase will not trade coins that are at ICO. | |
| 42 coin. | |
| The reason Ghost went bankrupt and turned into a Jubilee. | |
| All right dude, shut up you fucking idiot. | |
| All right, shut up anyway. | |
| As I was stating uh, this is why people need to look at, especially American investors, on whether or not they could be able to sell and trade a certain cryptocurrency within the United States borders, because if it went through an ICO, then legally it's not a crypto, it is an investment, uh instrument and then falls under the regulations by the SEC and all these other fucking regulatory bodies. | |
| So uh, that's why I like 42 coin. | |
| I mean, it was, it was basically mined and not ICO. | |
| Congratulations on investing in the cutting-edge operating system, Windows 98. | |
| we all know you needed an update from your shitty dude all right all right that's enough anyway i already did 42 coin what is this thoughts on tesla after q2 starlink Link seems to have a lot of potential. | |
| Dot and hipsters are still going to be hype over the Cybertruck. | |
|
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00:15:42
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|
| Well, I'm going to be honest with you about Tesla. | |
| It's going to take a step back. | |
| I mean, I think that even though Elon Musk is trying to look woke and trying to talk against the quarantine, I think he's got a vested interest in doing so. | |
| All right. | |
| I mean, the more people are inside and in quarantine, the less people are likely to go out and buy a Tesla. | |
| Okay. | |
| The less likely they're going to go out and buy one. | |
| That's why this guy's out here, you know, trying to tweet that he's against the quarantine and to take the red pill and all this other bullshit. | |
| So, in my opinion, I think after quarter two, if you're considering, if you're considering a Tesla investment, I would strongly recommend after quarter two. | |
| I'm telling you, I do not think that you folks are recognizing that there's going to be massive bad luck, or excuse me, bad luck, bad news and bad luck, bad news that is going to be perpetuating from early July on to the end of July that is going to make fucking investors leave the market. | |
| And it's going to be a very reactionary type of environment. | |
| And that's when, when the people are leaving the market, that's when you go in, dude. | |
| All right. | |
| And what about military or airplane stocks like Boeing? | |
| Boeing, unfortunately, everybody missed the boat on that one. | |
| Everybody should have been buying Boeing when they stopped and grounded those planes. | |
| Ghost, why did you scam me out of $40? | |
| Play my videos, jukebox, or I'll sue. | |
| Fucking single fucking, fuck you. | |
| All right. | |
| I'm going to sue for 40 bucks. | |
| You know how much it costs to take somebody to court, you fucking moron? | |
| You've got to pay money to take somebody to court, you fucking idiot. | |
| But anyway, as I was stating, I think that everybody missed the Boeing uptick. | |
| It is now currently Boeing, I think, a little high after they grounded the, was it the 747s or whatever the new fucking planes were? | |
| So it is what it is. | |
| And military stocks, I don't know, dude. | |
| I don't know. | |
| It depends on the economic, or excuse me, the war footing that the United States is in. | |
| Now, you've got Trump saying that it doesn't even want to talk to China anymore and China trying to sit here and talk shit about how we're going to suffer grave consequences if we don't listen to him. | |
| All right. | |
| Whatever. | |
| But let's see. | |
| All right. | |
| Let's see what happens. | |
| All right. | |
| Anyway, let's go ahead and get to the next one. | |
| Thank you, Mike Hock. | |
| I hope that is suitable for some news there. | |
| I wanted to know what your thoughts are on Nintendo's stocks now, especially since the Nintendo Switch has been selling surprisingly. | |
| I wouldn't invest in Nintendo. | |
| I wouldn't invest in it. | |
| Do you think that Nintendo has decent stocks in these days? | |
| I wouldn't invest in it, dude. | |
| I wouldn't invest in it. | |
| But you can do whatever you want. | |
| I wouldn't invest in it. | |
| All right, let's get to the next video here. | |
| This is by Dang Dev Devon? | |
| Dang Devonon. | |
| I really miss Diamond Darrell. | |
| He was the best bassist of all time. | |
| He's not a bassist, you idiot. | |
| Can you please move on? | |
| Would you consider distilling morbidly obese? | |
| No, I don't. | |
| I think you're probably a morbidly obese fat femme. | |
| All right. | |
| That's probably what you are. | |
| And by the way, I don't believe in fat femmes. | |
| All right. | |
| I don't believe in fat femmes. | |
| They're a fucking put on. | |
| All right. | |
| It's a fake. | |
| It's a phony. | |
| So anyway. | |
| And by the way, I think I forgot to fill the treasure chest. | |
| Can I even do it here? | |
| Can I even put anything in the treasure chest? | |
| Or did I use up my limit? | |
| Oh, no, I did. | |
| Look at this. | |
| 2,000 in the treasure chest right now. | |
| Okay. | |
| 2,000 in the treasure chest right now. | |
| All right. | |
| Let's go ahead and get to Dang Devion. | |
| And he said that he misses Diamond Daryl. | |
| He was the best bassist of all time. | |
| He was a fucking guitarist, you dumb jerk off. | |
| Anyway, let's get to the stupid idiot Dang Devion's fucking video. | |
| And look who it is. | |
| Look at what it is. | |
| It's fucking stupid Canadian bacon humor. | |
| Look at this shit. | |
| Look at this shit. | |
| Sodomy torture. | |
| We're going to give you torture. | |
| Do you know that rape and sodomy is a-cause this notice how this is still on YouTube from 2012. | |
| And notice I'm the bad guy, though. | |
| These guys are talking about fucking sodomy and probably putting fucking, you know, frozen turds in their ass. | |
| And here I am. | |
| I'm the bad guy over here just because I'm a voice that talks what I feel. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| I play this shit. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| Stupid. | |
| Today. | |
| Executioner. | |
| What the hell is that? | |
| Oh, these are the biggest hot dogs I've seen in my life. | |
| Good lord. | |
| A fucking hot dog. | |
| Hold on. | |
| What the fuck kind of hot dogs are they producing in fucking Canadia? | |
| I know you've been selling yourself out as a rent-a-boy to rich white oligarchs. | |
| Oh, Jesus. | |
| You lost all your money when your scams caught up to you. | |
| Mrs. Ghost is making a lot of coin pimping you out. | |
| Great. | |
| Great. | |
| Yeah, that's great, Cornhog. | |
| That's great. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| He's just a fat cunt. | |
| All right. | |
| Somebody obviously is upset with Distilling. | |
| So, I mean, he's obviously living rent-free in your fucked up fucking shitbird head. | |
| All right, play the rest of fucking Devion, whatever the fuck his name is. | |
| Here it is. | |
| You can't use Lou and a condom. | |
| You can't. | |
| I am taking this opportunity to do a PSA on how important it is to practice safe sex. | |
| I did not bring a fucking condom. | |
| There we go. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| That would be where this firm would go if this was a real penis. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| How are you going to measure this? | |
| We insert this up our rectangle. | |
| Esreal just dropped the diamond and said, go skip this abhorrent trash. | |
| I agree, dude. | |
| This is stupid, but this is Canadian humor. | |
| I mean, I know that old one ball Tom Green is now on IP2. | |
| I don't think he deserves to be there, okay? | |
| Because he is the innovator of shitbag Canadian bacon, moose hump, and maple leaf up the ass having shit-ass comedy. | |
| All right, I'm just saying. | |
| Final part was good. | |
| You were going to mark it with just a much. | |
| I don't know how to measure that. | |
| Well, how are we going to do it? | |
| Don't be a coupon. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| And what is this? | |
| Trans Virgin, you think Robin Hood is a good app for investing? | |
| I don't think it's horrible. | |
| I didn't like, though, how they had a shutdown. | |
| What was that? | |
| It was happening like about four or five weeks ago. | |
| Remember when everybody was trying to head and I guess trade at the same time? | |
| They had a shutdown. | |
| And that's the only thing I did not like about Robinhood. | |
| But other than that, I don't think it's too bad. | |
| I mean, I think they innovated the whole new way of trading. | |
| You know, they don't charge commissions every time you trade. | |
| They make money off the margins and other type of products that they try to advertise to you. | |
| And that commissionless trading has basically spread around to other brokerage firms. | |
| So you got to give Robinhood credit for innovating that. | |
| All right, play this once again. | |
| Who the hell fucking requested this stupid shit? | |
| That's right. | |
| Dang Davion. | |
| All right, here it is. | |
| Put the PC shut on. | |
| Here it is. | |
| All right, let's do it. | |
| Whoever sticks the hot dog fire up there at the end. | |
| What? | |
| What is it? | |
| Distilling is better than TTS chat tards. | |
| And what the hell did it say on there? | |
| Everyone talking shit on Distilling is just mad that either A, he threw them in the woodshed for being tards or B, muting them in chat for posting hentai shit. | |
| Keep wrangling these tards. | |
| Yeah, no shit, dude. | |
| No shit, Distillan, all right? | |
| Fuck these fucking goddamn weeves out here that are pissed because they wanted to post their goddamn ridiculous, pathetic, fucking Weebo shit in my chat room. | |
| Fuck these pieces of crap. | |
| All right, can we get back to Dang Davion's fucking video of the stupid Canadians that are going to stick fucking wieners in their asses? | |
| And this sodomy torture is the winner. | |
| Let's do this. | |
| Sodomy torture. | |
| That's great. | |
| That's great. | |
| These guys are going to stick hot dogs. | |
| Whoever sticks the hot dog further up their ass. | |
| Hold on, wait a minute. | |
| Sodomy torture is the winner. | |
| I think I'm going to do the classic leapfrog position. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| No. | |
| Ow! | |
| Ow! | |
| Oh, no! | |
| Not going in. | |
| I don't have it. | |
| I got the head in. | |
| Oh, it's going in. | |
| I got it. | |
| I don't have it. | |
| I got it. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Pause this. | |
| Pause it. | |
| Pause this shit. | |
| Now, once again, I would like to remind everybody that not only are these people Canadian, these are just, once again, another example of white males. | |
| I'm just saying. | |
| All this shit about white genocide and all this bullshit. | |
| You people are doing this to yourselves. | |
| Okay? | |
| I'm just saying. | |
| I'm just, by the way, thumbs down this shit, by the way. | |
| Play it. | |
| Mark it. | |
| Mark it. | |
| You got to show it to the camera. | |
| There it is. | |
| Show it to the camera. | |
| Ow. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| I can't get it in. | |
| I can't get it in. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Right here, baby. | |
| Right here. | |
| Dude, are you shitting me? | |
| I mean, literally and figuratively. | |
| That's nuts. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Stop lying. | |
| I bet you these guys are on Grinder right now. | |
| Get the fuck out of here. | |
| Get the fuck out of here. | |
| Okay, that hurt like hell. | |
| These guys are on Grinder right now. | |
| I shouldn't even let him win a couple. | |
| This is like a joke. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Can you guys believe he stuck a fucking hot dog up his ass? | |
| Is that insane? | |
| People are going to say I'm an idiot, but I actually feel bad for him. | |
| I know what this kind of competition means to him to prove he's tougher than he. | |
| Oh, wait, wait, hold on, pause this. | |
| Now, everybody is saying that these guys are Jewish now. | |
| You know, I like how everybody, that's the defense mechanism when I bring up the fact that you got a lot of fucking white people participating in very fucked up deviant behavior. | |
| All of a sudden, it's Maju, Maju, Maju. | |
| The stuff, and look what's happened. | |
| What's happened is he is absolutely being dominated by me. | |
| I guess I have to apologize to everybody. | |
| You know, this competition is really me just having fun. | |
| Israel said, ghosts, look at that nose. | |
| What do you mean? | |
| Come on. | |
| Come on. | |
| Here we are. | |
| All right, that's enough. | |
| Take this shit out of here. | |
| It's bad enough that we saw the hot dog up the ass torture, which it looked like they fucking really enjoyed that considering that they're a bunch of Fruit Bowl Canadians. | |
| But once again, you know, that's Canadia for you. | |
| Dang, Devion, are you Canadian? | |
| Is that why you requested this? | |
| Are these fucking guys your heroes and shit? | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| All right, let's take another fucking caller here. | |
| All right, let's take a couple of callers since, you know, we've had a couple of donos. | |
| How about let's take a couple of callers here. | |
| All right, who the hell is Billy Eilish? | |
| What are you doing? | |
| Oh, Jesus. | |
| Take this fucking... | |
| Same fucking idiot with a goddamn Michelle Obama fucking ridiculous PC. | |
| All right, who the hell else do we got here? | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| How about it's the same fuck, dude? | |
| Take click some of them off. | |
| It's the same fucking idiot. | |
| Click some of them off. | |
| Get him out of here. | |
| Jesus fucking Christ. | |
| Who else do we have? | |
| We got here. | |
| Click some of the same ones we got. | |
| Get them out of here. | |
| We don't need the same fucking idiot every fucking time. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| How about backmasking Ghostler? | |
| What's going on? | |
| Hold on, I'll take this, I'll take it off. | |
| Wait a minute. | |
| That isn't me. | |
| There's no way that's backmasking of me. | |
| There's no fucking way. | |
| It sounds like I say the N-word a whole bunch of times. | |
| So I know that ain't backmasking of me, dude. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| Jesus fucking Christ. | |
| Who else do we have here for Christ's sake? | |
| Let's pick a number. | |
| Let's take a number here. | |
| Let's take a fucking number. | |
| How about 816? | |
| What's up, dude? | |
| Stop playing shit on your cell phone. | |
| Download a virtual audio cable and lengthen to Audacity and FCC. | |
| That's how you play videos without it having Obama followers. | |
| Shut up and stick a fucking ginsu knife up your ass, you fucking tuna fish language talking piece of shit. | |
| All right, I'm done. | |
| And on top of that, listen to that fucking crotch rocket asshole outside who I should go and fucking trip. | |
| Never mind. | |
| You know what? | |
| Never mind. | |
| All right, I'm sorry I even took callers, dude. | |
| I'm sorry I even took callers. | |
| Let's get to the next fucking one here since these fucking people are out here speaking to me in tuna fish immigrant languages. | |
| If you're going to call or if you're going to text a speech, if you're going to do any of this shit, talk to me in American. | |
| Do you understand that? | |
| You herpy schlong fluffing yeast infection licking pause hole sniffing pieces of shit. | |
| Talk to me in American. | |
| Anyway, let's continue here. | |
| Who the hell is this? | |
| Hatsun Legu. | |
| Hatsun Legu requested this and say play from the beginning. | |
| See if, see you on the dark night, whatever the hell that means. | |
| So Hatsun Legu requested this one. | |
| Let's see what the hell this is. | |
| Hatsun Legu? | |
| What kind of fucking name is that? | |
| What kind of ah, good God, please, dude? | |
| Are you fucking shitting me, man? | |
| Oh, God, with this fucking enemy, man. | |
| This fucking enemy bullshit. | |
| Fucking weirdo name. | |
| Hatsune Legu. | |
| All right, let's just go ahead and play this shit. | |
| Viewer discretion is advised. | |
| More fucking anime trash. | |
| More anime trash. | |
|
Chemical Brothers Dog Song
00:09:47
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|
| Look at this. | |
| Look at this crap. | |
| Hatsune Legu. | |
| Look at this shit. | |
| Look at this shit. | |
| What the fuck is this? | |
| And what? | |
| Why does a white man go to a black man's garage sale to get his stolen things back? | |
| Like a ball. | |
| Hey, Leo. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Look at this. | |
| Like a ball. | |
| Stupidly beat paper. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Use this to skip 4.9 of your videos of your choice. | |
| No more anime or MLP and Distillen is a solid guy. | |
| Use this to skip 4.9 videos of your choice. | |
| Man, Skunkler making it rain on you, trolls. | |
| Man, Skunkler making it rain on you, motherfucking trolls, baby. | |
| Like a boss. | |
| Alright, anyway, look, thank you, Skunkler. | |
| Let me play whatever the hell this is, and we'll skip it if it's really fucking cringy. | |
| Cheers to Skunkler, by the way. | |
| Cheers, baby. | |
| Cheers. | |
| All right. | |
| Let's go ahead. | |
| What is this? | |
| What the fuck is this? | |
| Why would anybody make something like this? | |
| And why does it have 4.4 million views? | |
| Why does it have 4.4 million views? | |
| Immigrant language. | |
| The fuckin' tuna fish in immigrant language Down this fuckin' shit For fuck's sake, man. | |
| Fucking people on the internet got a lot of fucking problems. | |
| Alright. | |
| People on the internet have got a lot of fucking problems. | |
| See you on the line. | |
| I don't even know what to say to this. | |
| I don't even know what to say to this shit. | |
| Hey, look, we've actually got people in the chat room tickling their asshole watching this shit. | |
| Look it up! | |
| Seriously. | |
| Should I skip this? | |
| Because this is fucking ridiculous. | |
| It's a skunkler to fucking... | |
| I mean, good God, with this crap. | |
| I mean, seriously, dude, this is so fucking stupid. | |
| And can somebody explain to me why there's 4.4 million views to this stupid shit? | |
| 4.4 million views? | |
| FUCK! | |
| I'm skipping this, dude. | |
| I mean, this is so fucking stupid, for Christ's sake. | |
| And whoever donated this, you need to be repeatedly beating the balls with an Acme brick. | |
| What the fuck is this? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| See you on the line. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Oh, God. | |
| See you on the line. | |
| Alright. | |
| We gotta skip this trash. | |
| And what is this? | |
| Randall Kapla said, it's a cursed song. | |
| Read the lyrics. | |
| A cursed song. | |
| I hate when people say it's a cursed video. | |
| It's a cursed song. | |
| Alright, well, you know what? | |
| We're skipping this fucking cursed bullshit. | |
| How about that? | |
| See you on the line. | |
| Alright. | |
| We're skipping this fucking crap. | |
| I mean, good fucking God. | |
| Three minutes is enough. | |
| Hatsun Legu, you got a lot of fucking problems. | |
| Okay? | |
| You got a lot of fucking serious problems if you're fucking waxing your carrot to this kind of shit or you're bumping this crap in your car. | |
| I'll tell you that right goddamn now. | |
| You got a lot of fucking problems. | |
| All right. | |
| Hatsune Legu, whoever the hell that was. | |
| You're fucking sick. | |
| Fuck. | |
| All right, here it is. | |
| Let's go to the next one here. | |
| Little doggo. | |
| Little doggo requested this one and said, heard you like doggos. | |
| Well, let's see what the hell you've got in store here. | |
| What the hell is this, little doggo? | |
| What the hell is this crap? | |
| Hold on, wait a minute. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| What is this crap? | |
| Why am I being promoted fucking Pitbull? | |
| This stupid fucking bald Mexican bastard. | |
| All right, I fucking hate Pitbull. | |
| All right, seriously, Pitbull is a piece of trash and he needs to be eliminated off of the entertainment field. | |
| Skips for Hitler's underscore dick. | |
| Save skips for okay, whatever. | |
| We'll just see what happens. | |
| All right. | |
| Anyway, Little Doggo requested this, and it looks like, what is this, Chemical Brothers video? | |
| Who likes the Chemical Brothers? | |
| People in here were asking, hey, ghost, do you like EDM? | |
| Well, let's take a look at the Chemical Brothers here. | |
| What is this video about a doggo? | |
| And by the way, if you're going to fucking get a dog, raise the dog and keep it until it dies. | |
| Okay, you fucking people that fucking like to get rid of your dogs at like six or seven or eight years old because you're a fucking piece of shit that doesn't want to take care of your fucking pet. | |
| I fucking hate people that do this. | |
| Oh, I got to get rid of my six-year-old, seven-year-old dog. | |
| How could anybody do that? | |
| The fucking dog's a part of your fucking family, you fucking soulless shithead. | |
| You know? | |
| Or they fucking throw their dogs in the street like this. | |
| It's fucking, it's fucking disgusting. | |
| You know what? | |
| Here, play this shit. | |
| I mean, seriously. | |
| Anyway, let's listen to this. | |
| I don't think I've heard this, Chemical Brothers. | |
| All right? | |
| Let's take a look at this. | |
| Look at that pupper. | |
| The hell? | |
| Yes, I know. | |
| What the hell is this crap? | |
| So what does everybody think now that the dog is a dog-o-racer? | |
| It's classic Chemical Brothers beat there. | |
| People ain't liking this. | |
| Lead it. | |
| We got to go. | |
| Art Hammond, 10 out of 10. | |
| Wolf Revenge, 1 out of 10. | |
| 7 out of 10, the boy Jay. | |
| 4 out of 20. | |
| 0 out of 10, the Hitman Cause. | |
| 7 out of 10, Trusted Lawyer. | |
| 1 out of 10 on the Machine. | |
| Roxy Reyes says she loves the dog. | |
| 7 out of 10. | |
| Corpus Christian Capital, 7 out of 10. | |
| 3 out of 10, Agg Angel Product. | |
| And Times Root Bear, 7.5 out of 10. | |
| Boar Hood Merchant, 10 out of 10. | |
| Duckwater, 5 out of 10. | |
| Only lied to us ghost. | |
| What the fuck does that mean? | |
| 9 out of 10. | |
| Dawn Spew, 6 out of 10. | |
| 8 out of 10, Squid Boy. | |
| 3 out of 10, Musky Husky. | |
| The dog. | |
| This dog is, right now, a space pilot. | |
| It's a funky beast. | |
| Wizard of the Nine says 10 out of 10 for the dog. | |
|
Walt Disney Tribute Mashup
00:05:49
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|
| I'm telling you, this is what you said. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Look at that. | |
| They're promoting the dog star. | |
| A loving mashup tribute I did for you. | |
| I hope you love it. | |
| Also, I should be an anonymous number. | |
| So if you want to talk, I'm here, Winking Face. | |
| All right. | |
| Well, we'll see if we find you here when we take calls. | |
| Take a look at this. | |
| The Chemical Brothers, you know what the dog star is, right? | |
| It's the Sirius Star. | |
| You know, and believe it or not, our elites, that's the calendar that they're worshiping. | |
| I know y'all may not believe that, but the elites, they are worshiping the serious star. | |
| And guess when the new year for the serious star worshipers is? | |
| The new year is September 11th. | |
| And moreover, that's why, as we get into August, they call it the dog days of summer. | |
| Because, well, never mind. | |
| Y'all should. | |
| It's not like y'all care about this esoteric shit anyway. | |
| All right. | |
| It's not like y'all give a shit anyway. | |
| Next time you ban me, I will show you who runs shit ghost. | |
| Giant might have bluffed, but I won't. | |
| Try and kick me again. | |
| I don't give a shit who the kick kick him. | |
| Kick him just for saying that, for fuck's sake. | |
| Stupid moron. | |
| Play this shit. | |
| Red Pillerian just dropped the diamond, said Ghost is an NWO Shill, Infowars.com. | |
| Shut up. | |
| All right, man. | |
| That was actually a fairly decent song. | |
| I love the dog in it. | |
| All right. | |
| I do love the dog in it. | |
| So Little Doggo, Touche. | |
| All right. | |
| Anyway, let's continue here. | |
| We've got a lot of dodos that we got to get through. | |
| Peppermint Swirl requested this and said, here you go. | |
| I'm feeling merciful today, so I'll give chat's choice. | |
| 50% chance of it either being a nice song or some degenerate song. | |
| Press one or two, okay? | |
| So, all right, we've got Peppermint Swirl. | |
| Leaving it up to the chat. | |
| One or two, and I'll go ahead and play whichever one that is the majority here in the chat. | |
| Randall the Capitalist said, Do you have a dog, Ghost? | |
| Yeah, I've got a dog. | |
| Man Templeton, he's in the other room with Mrs. Ghost. | |
| All right, we've got twos, twos, one, one, two, two, two. | |
| Everybody's playing two, so let's go ahead and see what Peppermint Swirl has for us in choice number two. | |
| All right, here it is. | |
| Let's take a look here. | |
| Let's see what the hell this is. | |
| What the hell is this? | |
| Hold on, wait a minute. | |
| What the hell is I got to vet these? | |
| All right, whenever there's barely any hits on any of this shit, I got to fucking vet these things because you never know. | |
| I think this is okay. | |
| All right, I don't know. | |
| Here it is: Peppermint Swirl. | |
| Chat shows number two. | |
| Put the PC shot on. | |
| Here it is. | |
| Play it. | |
| Peppermint Swirl. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| There's. | |
| Yeah, here it is. | |
| Kick fuck ghost moderators out of here. | |
| Kick them out of here. | |
| Yes, but get him out of here. | |
| What the hell is this? | |
| Maryland, my Maryland. | |
| What is this? | |
| Some Southern Confederate shit? | |
| Hold on, pause this. | |
| I'm still in the chat. | |
| Yeah, I just kicked you out, dude. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| Nobody cares about you. | |
| All right, go ahead. | |
| Play the rest of this. | |
| Merry Land, my Maryland. | |
| Avenge the patriotic gore. | |
| What the son? | |
| That flecked the streets of Baltimore. | |
| I mean, what was this? | |
| A Southern Confederacy song or some shit? | |
| Oh, queen of your... | |
| Oh, God. | |
| Peppermint swirl over here. | |
| I mean, isn't this old Tenenbaum? | |
| Isn't that this song? | |
| Oh, Tannenbomb, O Tannenbomb. | |
| You are my favorite, Menorah. | |
| I mean, isn't that what this shit is? | |
| Remember, Carol. | |
| And by the way, is it this Walt Disney that I'm looking at here? | |
| He sounds like fucking Walt Disney. | |
| Fucking Walt Disney. | |
| And all my songers with the joystick. | |
| Oh, Tan and Mom. | |
| my It's fucking Walt Disney, dude. | |
| Is this before he found the mouse and shit? | |
| And my man. | |
| This is what he'd be before he found the mouse and made Mickey Mouse. | |
| Hey, the Mickey Mouse. | |
| Should not call in vain. | |
| I didn't know that Walt Disney was a southerner. | |
| She meets her sisters on the plain, sick temper tis the proud refrain. | |
|
Minion Bacon Confusion
00:04:16
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|
| What the fuck is that about? | |
| Buffles Minion's Bacon. | |
| MAAA- Merryland. | |
| F-Y-I. | |
| You banned the wrong guy. | |
| Should have banned me. | |
| I don't really care. | |
| Just, you know, thank you for the five bucks. | |
| I don't really give a shit. | |
| Anyway, let's continue here. | |
| We've got Cornhog again. | |
| Cornhog again, really, for fuck's sake. | |
| Cornhog says, I know you have wet dreams of me, ghost. | |
| Enjoy some tenable. | |
| Oh, great. | |
| This better not be really tenable. | |
| That's all I'm saying. | |
| This better not be really tenable, you fucking piece of shit. | |
| This isn't fucking tenable. | |
| What is this shit? | |
| Oh, Christ. | |
| All right, dude. | |
| I don't know what the hell this is. | |
| But once again, Cornhog requested this one. | |
| So here it is. | |
| Put the PC shot on. | |
| Here's Cornhog. | |
| The fuck is it? | |
| Who the fuck is this? | |
| Who the fuck is Dick Cheesenton, radio graffiti? | |
| I'm fucking loving this. | |
| Hey, come, Guzzler. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| Who the fuck? | |
| I want you to really worship my cock. | |
| What the? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Oh, I got a nice cough to slam in you. | |
| You're gonna drink the cum. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| You got an eight-inch cough. | |
| Get the sickness. | |
| And get him out of here. | |
| Dude, are you kidding me, man? | |
| What? | |
| What? | |
| Why call up. | |
| Oh, dude, I don't know what to say, dude. | |
| You see, this was a good show. | |
| This was a good show until I did this fucking radio graffiti bullshit. | |
| This is why I don't want to do this. | |
| That's how it always is anymore, man. | |
| It's fucking stupid. | |
| You all just want to make me look like shit. | |
| It's stupid. | |
| Fucking idiot. | |
| You're my fucking drink. | |
| Who else do we have here? | |
| All right. | |
| I don't have a fucking day to be doing this shit. | |
| How about Dildo Shagenstein, Radio Graffiti? | |
| Hey, come, Guzzle. | |
| Hey, come, Guzzle. | |
| Hey, come, God. | |
| I'll take fuck you. | |
| think you can handle that all right get this fucking get this sick fucking asshole out of here please All right. | |
| Hold on, let's see who we got here. | |
| How about Anus Cummingsworth, Radio Graffiti? | |
| I like to suck on some dick. | |
| She's got an eight-inch coffee. | |
| All right, you know what? | |
| If this is all this shit's gonna be, I mean, for fuck's sake, please. | |
| Come on! | |
| This isn't a sex line, dude. | |
| Jesus fucking Christ. | |
| Who the fuck else do we have here? | |
| How about Mr. No Dick, Radio Graffiti? | |
| Hello, little dick. | |
| What you doing, little dick? | |
| And Jesus, man, you made a pair of tweezers if you gotta have a piss, would you? | |
| The fuck? | |
| Are you an Aussie? | |
| Are you fucking Australian? | |
| Yes. | |
| Yes. | |
| Yeah, well, stick a fucking kangaroo head up your fucking shit funnel, you stupid asshole. | |
| I actually work at a service station. | |
| Oh, yeah, you're probably servicing glory holes there, huh? | |
| A little kangaroo glory hole. | |
| Would you like to ring your backup my number and confirm it? | |
| I don't want to confirm anything. | |
| I just want you to stick a fucking platypus up your fucking Australian asses, shithead. | |
| The bit front number is 4041. | |
| Hey, hey, no, take that shit off. | |
| We don't need to know your fucking number. | |
|
Brony Metal Pimple Rant
00:09:51
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|
| All right? | |
| We don't know your fucking. | |
| We don't need to know your fucking number for Christ's sake. | |
| We got fucking dickheads from Australia talking shit. | |
| Fucking assholes. | |
| The latest conspiracy theory around these nut jobs is that Australian people don't exist. | |
| They're just paid members of NASA to pretend that they exist. | |
| I'm not fucking. | |
| Yeah, I know shit. | |
| All right, turn this off. | |
| I'm using skunklers to skip this one. | |
| But yeah, believe it or not, that's the latest conspiracy is that people from Australia don't really exist and that they're actually paid actors by NASA. | |
| I'm not even kidding. | |
| What is this? | |
| I'm going to just charge back no balls distilling. | |
| When I talk docs, what the fuck did you just say? | |
| When I talk docs, you won't be laughing. | |
| All right, who the hell is this? | |
| Hold on, wait a minute. | |
| Who the hell is this idiot that's fucking sitting here talking all kinds of garbage here? | |
| Who is this fucking idiot? | |
| Who is this moron? | |
| Jesus fucking Christ. | |
| Who the hell is this idiot? | |
| Who is this moron? | |
| I mean, for Christ's sake, it's the idiot that is telling all the stupid fucking racist jokes like a moron who pretends to be pettis. | |
| Okay? | |
| So give me a fucking break. | |
| Don't you fucking dare. | |
| You fucking, you know, I'm going to fucking ban your ass if you say any fucking doxing shit or any of that other shit. | |
| Yeah, no shit. | |
| Thank you very much. | |
| Anyway, let's get to the next fucking dono here. | |
| Okay, because we got a whole shitload of them we've got to do. | |
| MAGA Brony requested this one, okay? | |
| MAGA Brony requested this one and said it's host choice. | |
| Tenable, Anime, Pantera, or My Little Pony. | |
| Now, I'm going to choose the Pantera one, but I seriously fucking doubt it's going to be Pantera, okay? | |
| I sincerely doubt it's going to be Pantera. | |
| Knowing MAGA Brony, it's probably going to be some fucking bullshit. | |
| You know, My Little Pony bullshit, all right? | |
| And as a matter of fact, look, it is. | |
| Look at this shit. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| I should fucking skip this one. | |
| I should just skip this one altogether there, MAGA Brony, all right? | |
| Because seriously, nobody gives a shit about bronies, dude, all right? | |
| I know you fucking bronies think, haha, look at us, how we're cool, and yeah, and all that other bullshit. | |
| It ain't, it's not funny. | |
| There's nothing funny about it. | |
| There's nothing cool about it. | |
| All right. | |
| But you know what? | |
| Since everybody's being a dick, we're going to go ahead and listen to it. | |
| All right. | |
| Since everybody's being a dick here, this is what you got. | |
| MAGA Brony right here. | |
| Look at this bronified. | |
| All right, look at this brony metal. | |
| How do y'all like that, huh? | |
| How about lying out on fucking brony metal? | |
| This was supposed to be fucking Pantera. | |
| Shitty ass fucking MAGA Brony sitting over here with some fucking stupid brony metal, huh? | |
| How do y'all like that shit? | |
| How do you like that shit? | |
| How do you like a little bit of that shit? | |
| Give me a break with all this brony crap, dude. | |
| Seriously. | |
| Seriously, man. | |
| Seriously Oh my god, Jesus Christ. | |
| The gringe, dude. | |
| The fucking cringe at the fact that bronies are still around. | |
| Look, take a look at that name. | |
| 2012. | |
| La Bronys have been a pimple on my ass since 2010. | |
| 10 years. | |
| 10 years. | |
| The Bronys have been a pimple on my fucking ass. | |
| 10 years and after 10 years you're still around for christ's sake My name's Sirius. | |
| Hey, look at those stickers. | |
| Skip this trash. | |
| Skip this trash. | |
| And look at this. | |
| Luna. | |
| It's Luna. | |
| It's fucking Luna Pony. | |
| Mega Pony Pony Terra. | |
| Yeah, dude, listen. | |
| I know you think it's cute. | |
| Like, hey, look at this. | |
| That little brownie shit. | |
| It fucking sucks. | |
| All right. | |
| It fucking sucks. | |
| Now, is that the Luna Brody that fucking listens to this broadcast? | |
| Is this the Luna Brody that listens to this fucking broadcast for Christ's sake? | |
| GOOD GUY! | |
| I'm disgusting. | |
| I am fucking disgusting. | |
| Wait a minute. | |
| Did somebody actually make a fucking sticker? | |
| Pony Terra? | |
| Take that fucking sticker out of my goddamn chat room right now. | |
| Take that fucking sticker out of my fucking chat room. | |
| Take that shit out of here. | |
| You fucking sick brony fucks. | |
| Look at that shit. | |
| Look at these fucking idiots. | |
| You sick brony pricks. | |
| Everybody who posts that pony terra sticker takes it in the ass. | |
| All right. | |
| Everybody who posts that takes it in the ass. | |
| All right. | |
| Pickleman, you take it up the fucking ass. | |
| Bonzie Buddy, you take it up the fucking ass. | |
| Sheeple Lamont, you take it up the fucking ass. | |
| Susie, you take it up the fucking ass. | |
| Theo the Grand, you take it up the ass. | |
| Angeltronic, you take it up the fucking ass. | |
| What? | |
| That's okay. | |
| I can tell you a basic plot of all the episodes by the heart. | |
| Yeah, go fuck off, Peppermint Swirl. | |
| You're a fucking, you take it up the ass, too. | |
| All right? | |
| You take it up the fucking ass. | |
| Aesthetic, you take it up the fucking ass. | |
| We all know that. | |
| All right, Stormy Dash, you take it up the ass. | |
| End of Times Root Beer takes it up the ass. | |
| Olte Ann, he not only takes it up the ass, he takes it up the push. | |
| Boy Mirror, you take it up the ass. | |
| All of you fuckers that are posting Pony Terra, take it up the fucking ass. | |
| Fucking piece of shit. | |
| What? | |
| What? | |
| Piss goblin. | |
| What the fuck did you say? | |
| No offense, but I don't, in fact, take it up the ass. | |
| I'm verse. | |
| Oh, good God. | |
| I mean, doesn't that mean that you do take it if you're verse? | |
| I don't care what kind of some kind of a homo you are. | |
| If you're verse, that means that you take it and give it. | |
| You're a pitcher and a catcher. | |
| All right, great. | |
| I really didn't even know that about you, but great. | |
| All right? | |
| Play about 10 more seconds of this fucking brony shit. | |
| And like I said, any one of you idiots that posts Pony Terra sticker in my chat room, you take it up the fucking ass. | |
| Fucking piece of shit. | |
| All right, I think we're done. | |
| I think we're done with this. | |
| All right, I'm using Skunkler Skip, dude. | |
| Fuck this fucking shit. | |
| Are you fucking kidding me, Mega Brony? | |
| I hope that you're fucking happy. | |
| Here I was thinking I wasn't going to listen to some fucking Pantera. | |
| Instead, you put on this pony bullshit. | |
| All right. | |
| Now, look, I don't know what Horatio Nelson was doing because Horatio Nelson was talking in fucking some tuna fish immigrant language. | |
| Yes, Ghostler. | |
| I am that pony wink wing. | |
| All right, whatever. | |
| You fucking idiot. | |
| All right, shut up. | |
| So I'm going to assume Horatio Nelson. | |
| What? | |
| I meant to say do fucking autocorrect. | |
| I take it up the ass and I fuck people in the ass. | |
| All right, great. | |
| All right, look. | |
| Anyway, Horatio Nelson gave one, two, or three choice. | |
| He doesn't say because I don't read fucking tuna fish immigrant languages. | |
| So I'm going to assume that it's host choice. | |
| I'm going to assume it's host choice. | |
| So what I'm going to do is I'm going to pick the first one, okay? | |
| I'm going to pick the first one and see what Horatio Nelson has in store for us because I couldn't read his immigrant language. | |
| All right, what the hell is this? | |
| Hold on, what the hell is this? | |
| All right, here it is. | |
| Horatio Nelson, put the PC shot on. | |
| Let's see what Horatio Nelson has in store for us here. | |
| Oh, wait a minute. | |
| Hold on. | |
| What? | |
| What? | |
| Play the rest of it, Ghostie Pooh. | |
| I'm not going to play the rest of it, dude. | |
| I've already played four minutes of it. | |
| That's what I give for a $20, $20. | |
| Four minutes there. | |
| We get it. | |
| I'm on to Horatio Nelson's video. | |
| Horatio Nelson is looking like he's giving us something from Africa. | |
| So let's play this shit. | |
| Horatio Nelson, all right? | |
|
Horatio Nelson Thumbs Up
00:03:09
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|
| And a little fruity organ there. | |
| Entering a little bit of mellow. | |
| Mellow. | |
| Mellow. | |
| It stands out on the highway. | |
| Oh, man. | |
| Not bad, baby. | |
| Like a creature from another time. | |
| Man. | |
| Smoke a little weed to this, baby. | |
| Oh, smoke a little weed to this shit. | |
| Where's my pipe? | |
| Before their mothers as they ride. | |
| Hell yeah, this ain't bad, Horatio. | |
| Ain't bad at all. | |
| But no one's stopping. | |
| Let me empty my pipe. | |
| Mellow. | |
| How they would survive. | |
| And we're back here. | |
| Heroes. | |
| Hey, this is badass smooth mellow music, baby. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Let me get some dope here. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I'm loading a bowl right now. | |
| I'm loading a goddamn bowl right now, baby. | |
| Once again, the strain of the dope is called dick cheese. | |
| So it smells pretty potent. | |
| And it is potent. | |
| Damn right, babe. | |
| This is good shit. | |
| I like this. | |
| It ticks its night as a city sleeve. | |
| Mellow. | |
| I'm smoking right now, baby. | |
| Cheers to everybody out there who's smoking. | |
| All right? | |
| But no one stopped to think about the people or how they would survive. | |
| Got older. | |
| It's all Oh, yeah. | |
| I need a tissue. | |
| I don't need a fucking tissue. | |
| Yeah! | |
| But Monroe County had... | |
| Sorry about that. | |
| Show enough. | |
| Disaster. | |
| I love this man. | |
| Mellow. | |
| I got to do a thumbs up on this one, baby. | |
| And what would Kara say? | |
| I got to do a thumbs up on this one, baby. | |
| If she was still alive, that when it comes to people. | |
| Look, I know people in here are saying this is all boomer music. | |
| Boomer music is best music, baby. | |
| You understand that? | |
| You understand that? | |
|
Living Tombstone Grow Music
00:06:36
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|
| No, you don't. | |
| You played five minutes and have played five minutes for 20 bucks until recently. | |
| No, bullshit. | |
| Total of $10 telling you to put it back on Ghostie Poo. | |
| I'll put it on after this, all right? | |
| So you play, shut up! | |
| All right, I'm listening to some mellow fucking grow music, dude. | |
| So shut the fuck up. | |
| I'll play it after the grow music. | |
| Shut up. | |
| I mean, shut up, all right? | |
| Just shut up. | |
| You must smoke. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| You must smoke! | |
| Losing our mind Lost Detroit That time Can't hold it and let it break! | |
| Almost lost his heart that time Lose someone first One time Yeah, sometimes | |
| Negative $15 to burn the rest of that pony bullshit. | |
| What? | |
| Fuck off MAGA Brony. | |
| Negative $15. | |
| Negative $15 to not fucking play that pony shit. | |
| Oh! | |
| I got to blow my hunker, dude. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Sorry. | |
| Anyway, MAGA Brony. | |
| I mean, you know, people don't want to hear that shit. | |
| Somebody just dropped 15 bucks so we don't have to hear that kind of crap. | |
| You know what I'm saying? | |
| So I'm just, I'm just saying, all right? | |
| I'm just fucking saying. | |
| All right. | |
| Anyway, let's let me continue here. | |
| I fucking got to worry about fucking bronies and all that other shit. | |
| Can we fucking please listen to this badass black music for Christ's sake? | |
| By God, I want to go see a goddamn Tyler Perry movie after this shit. | |
| What? | |
| What is it? | |
| Piss Goblin. | |
| Hey, ghost, what's your epic account? | |
| I want to play Fortnite with you. | |
| Maybe you could play with the living tombstone and I. You don't know the living tombstone, you fucking idiot. | |
| All right, can we just can I listen to my fucking grow music and shut up? | |
| Jesus Christ! | |
| I'm trying to get mellow sometimes trying to get mellow here. | |
| That's what I'm trying to do, baby. | |
| Get it mellow. | |
| Get it, mellow. | |
| Total is now 15.01. | |
| What? | |
| Play the rest of the shit. | |
| Otherwise, Luna is gonna request more toad shit. | |
| Don't tempt me. | |
| I know her. | |
| Why are you all fucking with me in my show here, alright? | |
| Why are you all fucking with me in my show? | |
| I mean, come on, man. | |
| Stop fucking with me. | |
| All right, stop fucking with me. | |
| I need another hit. | |
| All right, before I finish the song that I'm playing here, which is mellow, let me take another hit of this shit here. | |
| Excuse me. | |
| Gotta hold it and let it hit the brain. | |
| Alright, I'm gonna think about it. | |
| All right, somebody they don't want to hear it. | |
| All right, they don't want to hear Capitalist America. | |
| Ill put the rest on that no play for the horsey fucker. | |
| Oh my god, people are literally not wanting to see that pony shit, dude. | |
| All right, they don't want to do it. | |
| All right, so can we can I just listen to this, please? | |
| Can I listen to this Huey Newton shit, please? | |
| What? What? | |
| What? | |
| Pissed Goblin says, I know Tombstone, actually. | |
| He's actually a really nice guy. | |
| We play Fortnite. | |
| Play all of MAGA's video. | |
| Oh, God, dude. | |
| And then Piss Goblin says, if you're down to join DM me. | |
| Listen, stop fucking with me, please, man. | |
| I'm not even done with this fucking song that I'm trying to listen to. | |
| That's a little mellow, dude. | |
| So come on. | |
| All right, play this shit, all right? | |
| Especially when... | |
| What? | |
| This beat just dropped five days ago. | |
| Skull. | |
| This beat just dropped five days ago. | |
| All right, we'll get to it in a second. | |
| I'm trying to listen to this beat, Norse Brony. | |
| And yet, once again, another brony. | |
| Once again, another brony. | |
| I'll do this all fucking night Don't play the video. | |
| We're all tired of this brony cringe bullshit. | |
| We should have banned you from the community ages ago. | |
| Oh, Christ. | |
| Dude, look. | |
| I mean, I can't play the video, dude. | |
| I mean, look, look, just stop playing this game, please, alright? | |
| Enough. | |
| We saw the video. | |
| Everybody knows it. | |
| Pony metal. | |
| You thought it was funny. | |
| You got a little fucking sticker going on. | |
| Pony Terra and all this other bullshit. | |
| That's enough, okay? | |
| Seriously, alright? | |
| That is enough. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| Anyway, let's go to the next. | |
|
Stock Trading Low Point
00:11:55
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|
| Hold on, before I get, let me take some more calls, dude. | |
| Let me let me take some more calls here. | |
| All right. | |
| The hell are we doing here? | |
| Let's take some more calls. | |
| How about let's make sure. | |
| Let's fucking take some numbers. | |
| Are there any numbers there, engineer? | |
| Well, there's some numbers. | |
| Let me see if we can try to get to a couple of them here. | |
| Here's one right here. | |
| How about 602? | |
| What's up, dude? | |
| Hey, ghost, can you hear me? | |
| Yeah, we can hear you. | |
| What's up? | |
| Hey, just my luck that my call would drop when I was trying to get to a call in the markets last show. | |
| Oh, man. | |
| Well, that sucks. | |
| Yeah, no shit. | |
| You were the guy that was giving us some insight and then you dropped off. | |
| I remember that. | |
| Yeah, totally sucks. | |
| Anyways, Ghost, the reason I was calling is I'm pretty ignorant, honestly, about sort of finance, the markets, how do I get to be in the market and be a player, understand the stock market. | |
| And I'm just worried about, you know, trying to get advice from someone that's untrustworthy. | |
| Someone's just trying to dump a bunch of shit on me. | |
| So I was wondering, hopefully, I can pick your genius brain. | |
| How do I learn to be a trader to understand finances? | |
| Like, I'm interested in maybe some books, some textbooks, maybe like a general curriculum of some things I should look into. | |
| That kind of stuff. | |
| You know what I'm talking about? | |
| Thank you very much. | |
| And hold on, let's wait till after this dono here. | |
| You probably wax your two-incher to pictures of your aunt, so keep your professional opinion to the realm of your sucking and bitching. | |
| All right, now let me get to this young man's question. | |
| The young man is asking how to learn about stocks. | |
| Well, first and foremost, let me explain something to you: that there is a plethora of different options to be able to learn from just by practice online. | |
| There are a bunch of stock market simulators, there are a bunch of Investopedia. | |
| I mean, there are a bunch of areas you can go to to specifically learn about the stock market. | |
| Now, how do you get into the stock market? | |
| Well, you have to deposit money in a brokerage account that will allow you to be able to trade stocks, whether it's by computer, phone call, or whatever the case might be. | |
| Now, everybody has been saying that they really do enjoy this Robinhood thing. | |
| My problem with Robin Hood is that there was a time here about six weeks ago where they had some kind of a problem in which they couldn't be able to, no one could sell or trade stocks for a good fucking half day. | |
| And that's not what you need as a brokerage company, man. | |
| When you have to get the fuck out of the market or go in the market, it has to be up and available for you to do so. | |
| So that's my only criticism of Robinhood. | |
| I would strongly advise you going towards somebody that's been in the game for a while that has a decent platform that you can download on your own computer. | |
| You can be able to instantaneously, at a push of a button, be able to trade stocks and have them traded within seconds, at the very least seconds, and have the ability to have low commissions. | |
| Possibly, there's some brokerage accounts that will allow you to trade absolutely free if you invest in their ETFs, which I think is a perk depending on the ETF that you're looking at. | |
| But in my opinion, I just think that if you want to look into how stocks are traded and whether or not you have it down to whether you can choose a stock's low point, because you got to remember something, folks, okay? | |
| There's something called the 52-week range. | |
| At least when you look up a stock, it should tell you the 52-week low and the 52-week high. | |
| So that it'll at least show you right off the bat. | |
| That's one of the first pieces of data that you want to look at. | |
| 52-week low, 52-week high. | |
| And if you see that you see a stock that's bouncing back from the 52-week low, that's a stock that you may be interested in. | |
| You may want to look into and see whether or not they're going to be able to bounce back from their 52-week low, because that's where you want to buy stocks. | |
| You want to buy low, sell high. | |
| And you have to understand also the ability to be able to understand this. | |
| Okay, because some people don't understand it. | |
| Okay. | |
| In the market, you're going to make decisions on whether or not you're going to take whatever profits you have now and run, running the risk that it could end up exploding in a higher price later. | |
| You have to accept those types of calls. | |
| But at the same time, you are profitable. | |
| And if you did sell for a profit, that is a profit. | |
| But one of the things that people do not understand is that sometimes it's better to take the money and run than to sit there and wait. | |
| And then once again, you're in this stock way under than what you bought it for. | |
| And now you're fucking, the shit's dropping and you're like 20 or 30% down from your initial investment. | |
| I mean, these are the types of things that you don't want to get yourself into. | |
| And that's what makes the good stock pickers, the good stock pickers, is the ability to be able to find that rhythm in a certain stock in which you're trying to grab it on the 52-week low, or at least around the 52-week low, and then be able to see it bounce back up to however money, you know, except I've told this story before, okay? | |
| I invested in Amazon.com back in the 90s, and I bought it at like seven or eight bucks. | |
| And what I mean seven or eight bucks, I bought like two different buys of it. | |
| So I bought one buy at about seven and change and another buy at like a high seven and change. | |
| And what I did is I kept it. | |
| I kept it for a good amount to the point where at some point you saw in the 90s Amazon go up to about $90, $100 a share. | |
| Well, then the 90s, at the end of, was it 98, 99, you saw a crash in the tech market, a very bad crash. | |
| And I had to sell out of the Amazon stock, okay? | |
| And I sold out on the Amazon stock at about $75, $75. | |
| One batch I sold it for $80. | |
| Another batch I sold it for $75. | |
| Okay. | |
| The damn thing went down to $14 eventually, $20. | |
| And I kind of left the stock alone because the Amazon.com, the expectation was because Jeff Bezos told the investors this, that Amazon was not going to be profitable for 10 years. | |
| Okay. | |
| Amazon was not going to be profitable for 10 years, but after 10 years, that's when we're going to finally come out of our shell and we're going to be the best company and shit. | |
| And nobody, that was unprecedented. | |
| I mean, the internet was a whole new concept as it was. | |
| And to believe this bozo, Bezos, all right. | |
| Anyway, if I would have kept the fucking stock, and you see, you can't let this get to your head. | |
| But if I would have just fucking sat on that stock and believed in Amazon and kept it at seven fucking dollars, I had thousands of shares. | |
| Had I kept it to now, I'd be a multi-millionaire. | |
| That's why I keep telling you folks from experience that long-term investment reigns supreme. | |
| Long-term, as a matter of fact, that pisses me off so bad. | |
| I'm going to have a beer. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| Just recanting that. | |
| I just, I got to get a beer. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| But you see, you see, I thought I was profiting pretty big. | |
| I had a pretty big fucking profit. | |
| Remember, I bought it at seven. | |
| I think I dumped most of my shit from 75 to 80 bucks. | |
| So technically, I made a pretty good fucking profit. | |
| But had I believed in Bezos, had I believed in Bezos and said, you know what, I'll just keep it in there. | |
| I'm not going to look at it. | |
| You know, it's a long-term investment, etc. | |
| I mean, do you understand? | |
| That's why I keep telling you, long-term investment reigns supreme. | |
| I would have been a multi-millionaire. | |
| Like to the point, multi-millionaire to the point. | |
| I am not giving financial advice and I am not an expert, so invest at your own risk. | |
| But Malkiel's A Random Walk Down Wall Street is the best introductory investing book out there. | |
| Bogle's Common Sense on Mutual Funds is also good. | |
| Well, thank you very much, Norse Brony, for the suggestions in what to read. | |
| But anyway, I just want to tell you that story because, you know, you learn from past experiences. | |
| Okay. | |
| Now, there was a good experience that I had in the 90s that made me fucking tens of thousands of dollars. | |
| There was a fucking company still around, Rambus. | |
| Rambus is the company that makes the Ram chips inside computers and shit. | |
| Well, anyway, they were about to have a lot of rulings in, you know, copyright and infringement claims that they were putting against Apple and a bunch of fucking people, etc. | |
| And because I read this, because I read different fucking different sources of business news, when I heard about this, I figured that, hey, man, you know what? | |
| This is probably going to be a pretty good investment if these rulings, and they had a whole bunch of rulings at the time. | |
| This must have been 1998, 97, 98 time. | |
| And I remember at the time, Rambus was at like 20-something dollars. | |
| So I bought a pretty good chunk of Rambus for about 20, I think it was about 27 bucks. | |
| First ruling comes out, okay? | |
| It rules in favor of Rambus. | |
| Rambus goes up to $70 within fucking an hour, okay? | |
| And stayed at that, all right? | |
| Then there was another ruling that came out that, and then I knew the rulings were going to come out back to back. | |
| Another ruling ruled in their favor. | |
| The damn thing goes up to $150. | |
| And I'll tell you right now, that was a good Christmas. | |
| I'll tell you. | |
| That was a good fucking Christmas, dude. | |
| All right. | |
| Anyway, look, because I talked about the goddamn Amazon story, let me go ahead and get some more beer. | |
| All right, because I don't like telling that story, but I just want people to realize that had I kept it, you have to realize, had I kept it, I would have been holding the bag for a long time, okay? | |
|
Amazon Profit Moves
00:03:40
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|
| So, you know, profits that I would have made at the time, that I did make at the time from buying Amazon at seven or eight bucks and then trading it off at about 75.80, I made some pretty good profit, all right? | |
| Taking the profit and running. | |
| Now, when the whole goddamn tech industry crashed in 99, remember, that was a recession year, the fucking goddamn Amazon went down to like 10 bucks, 11 bucks, 15 bucks. | |
| So I would have had to fucking have eaten that shit. | |
| I would have had to have just been like, ah, don't worry about it. | |
| You know, Jeff Bezos is on the case. | |
| So, yeah. | |
| And, you know, there has been nobody, and I'll give Jeff Bezos credit, even though I think he's a fucking greedy bastard. | |
| I'll give Jeff Bezos credit. | |
| He had the foresight. | |
| He had the vision. | |
| And he did it. | |
| I mean, he has done. | |
| There's a reason why he is the richest man in the world today. | |
| There is a reason. | |
| He was full throttle about his company, and he knew what he wanted, and he did it. | |
| All right. | |
| And did it and then some. | |
| So there's a reason why that son of a bitch is. | |
| I mean, you have to understand. | |
| He was a schmuck, fucking half a queer looking fruit bowl that barely had hair. | |
| He was a frail looking son of a bitch. | |
| Looks like he's been eating pop-tarts for fucking dinner and shit. | |
| I mean, you know, nobody fucking, no, nobody believed this guy. | |
| All right. | |
| But, you know, if you did, you got paid off if you, if you, I'm telling you right now, man, the amount of stock I owned at that time, at least $25 million. | |
| Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. | |
| All right. | |
| Cheers, folks. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| I didn't mean to go off Keister there, but Jesus Christ. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| Give me a half my beer. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| I don't want to talk about that anymore. | |
| Can we move on? | |
| Gray Steele is next, okay? | |
| All right, Gray Steel. | |
| I'm not fucking kidding around, folks. | |
| All right. | |
| I had thousands of these shares. | |
| All right. | |
| Thousands at like seven and from seven and change to like high 790s. | |
| Right. | |
| And I, oh, God. | |
| I thought I was profiting when I fucking sold them at 75.80. | |
| I was like, yeah, go, shoot a man, baby. | |
| You know what I'm saying? | |
| It was a good move. | |
| I mean, I made pretty good money moves. | |
| You know, when I make, you know, when stocks are hot, that's when I make the good fucking stock moves. | |
| Because, you know, it's dependent on the environment on how you can make these kinds of moves and be able to profit in short periods of time. | |
| It's based on the environment. | |
| Anyway, let me get to, I don't want to talk about it. | |
| Look, these people are fucking laughing at me. | |
| You lost money. | |
| You're a fucking idiot. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| You see, I'm so upset. | |
| My fucking acid is churning up in my fucking stomach for Christ's sake. | |
| All right. | |
| It's tough to talk about. | |
| All right. | |
| It's tough. | |
| I mean, don't get me wrong. | |
| I'm not horrible, dude. | |
| You got me wrong. | |
| I'm living a pretty good life as it is now. | |
| I'm not trying to be some fucking idiot, but I'm just saying, you know, I don't have 25 million in the bank. | |
| Let's just put it that way. | |
| If I would have just held that fucking stock to now, The times that it's fucking, you know, it's split, and you know, good god, I don't even want to talk about it. | |
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Machiavelli Mussolini History
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| All right, Gray Steele, let's go ahead. | |
| Shut up in the chat, dude. | |
| It's not funny, dude. | |
| Uh, vote one for a video about philosophy, vote two for a video about science. | |
| So, what does everybody think? | |
| Dude, shut up in the chat, dude. | |
| All right, I still profited, all right? | |
| I still fucking profited. | |
| I just didn't make 25 fucking million, dude. | |
| It's fucking sad. | |
| Anyway, what do we got? | |
| One, one about philosophy? | |
| All right, look at look at all the philosophy pricks. | |
| Look at all the philosophy pricks up in here. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| All right, well, let's go ahead and get to Gray Steele. | |
| He allowed the chat to choose. | |
| It looks like we have a lot of people that want a little bit of some philosophical video here. | |
| So, let's see what we got going on here. | |
| Hold on, we gotta wait. | |
| We gotta wait here because I've got an advertisement for Kingsford. | |
| Yeah, they know I barbecue, boy. | |
| I do a lot of barbecue, and I love barbecue. | |
| All right, let's go ahead and see what Gray Steele has put forth. | |
| Put the PC shot on. | |
| Don't be neutral, The Prince by Niccolo Machiavelli. | |
| Actually, this is actually a very good book, by the way. | |
| For all those that don't know, Nico Machiavelli is the man who basically justified the philosophy of the ends justify the means and basically taught anyone who wanted to be a sick psychopathic fucking politician how to be one. | |
| So, let's play this. | |
| When the king of France, Louis XII, was threatening to retake Milan from the Swiss, Machiavelli was asked by his friend what advice he would give to the Pope at the time. | |
| Should he side with the French, the Swiss, or stay neutral? | |
| Machiavelli answered that he should support the French. | |
| In his view, staying neutral when two others are fighting would lead to defeat for the neutral party. | |
| Hey, uh, Sperman the cat, sorry, dude. | |
| Uh, you need to stop drinking milky liquor. | |
| I'm worried if one side is not a good idea. | |
| Okay, thanks for the dying party. | |
| Don't worry about it. | |
| Well, they were old friends, as Louis XII was with Pope Alexander VI, then they may feel that they are obliged to side with them, and failure to do so could result in hatred! | |
| Damn it! | |
| The other side would also feel contemptible. | |
| Pause this shit! | |
| Hold on, I'm sorry about that shit. | |
| Look, I've got this fucking shitty mouse, okay? | |
| And whenever I get pissed at you fucks, I start throwing sh- I start throwing this shit around, start throwing all kinds of shit around, and like now, not I didn't leak shit. | |
| Shut up, all right, all right. | |
| This it does like double and triple clicks for fuck's sake, man. | |
| Christ play the shit neutral party as they will be seen as timid, indecisive, and not an enemy to be feared. | |
| As he explains in The Prince, by not throwing your hat in the ring and declaring which side you're on, you will be at the mercy of the conqueror and will also earn the scorn of the loser. | |
| A prince is also much respected, but he is either a true friend or a downright enemy. | |
| All right, okay, what is this? | |
| Hold on, pause about it. | |
| What is this limey getting at? | |
| Okay, we get it, dude. | |
| All right, the the prince, we've read it. | |
| What exactly are you trying to get across? | |
| Okay, can you explain to me? | |
| You're just you're just fucking repeating what the fucking guy said and reading some fucking perspective of history, okay? | |
| The fuck any reservation in favor of one party against the other? | |
| This will always be more favorable than remaining neutral. | |
| It's fair to say that Machiavelli was not a fan of neutrality as a policy, as it often leads to weakness. | |
| He identifies indecision as a destructive vice in a leader. | |
| There is an obvious risk associated with picking a side, but to not pick a side is indecisive, unforgivable, and eventually fatal in his eyes. | |
| Action is often preferable to inaction, even if it leads to eventual defeat. | |
| Okay, okay, alright, alright. | |
| Faces of what a resident usually follow the path of neutrality in order to escape immediate danger and usually come to grief. | |
| That's not to say you should just pick any old side. | |
| It matters who you choose as friends and as enemies too. | |
| But in the event of your side losing, people will still recognise that you took a firm stand on the issue. | |
| By being hesitant, differing, or just preferring to wait and see what happens in a situation, both the winners and losers of a conflict will regularly come to dislike you. | |
| It will always be more advantageous. | |
| So you gotta pick a side, okay? | |
| Why, okay, why isn't this being told to people that are claiming to be pansexual? | |
| Why isn't this being told to people that are sexually androgynous and don't want to pick a gender or, you know, they're a third gender and shit like that, alright? | |
| Red Pillarion says in the Bible, God says hot or cold, not warm. | |
| Alright. | |
| And to wage a vigorous war. | |
| If you do not declare yourself, you will invariably fall prey to the winner, which will be to the pleasure and satisfaction of the loser, and you will have nothing nor anyone to protect or to shelter you. | |
| If an issue needs dealing with, a decision has to be made, regardless of how uncomfortable or controversial it may be. | |
| You have to take a stand, otherwise, both the victor and loser of the situation will lose respect for you. | |
| A prince is respected most when he reveals himself to be either a true friend or a real enemy. | |
| The winner does not want doubtful friends who would not aid him when he was in difficulty, and the loser will not harbour you because you did not willingly come to his aid with your sword in hand. | |
| Postponing a decision should only be done if it provides you with a strategic advantage. | |
| Overusing this tactic, however, will soon show you as indecisive. | |
| Machiavelli recommends bold action, as when all is said and done and the dust is settled, indecisiveness may lead to finding yourself without any friends. | |
| So when following Machiavelli's general rule on avoiding neutrality in your affairs, which side should you choose? | |
| If you are able to avoid it, he states you should not ally with a side more powerful than your own. | |
| The reason being that if they win, you may then be in their power. | |
| However, there have been scenarios since Machiavelli's death that has questioned his judgment. | |
| As he may have overlooked the value of shown discretion as a leader when there are many. | |
| Hey, what is this? | |
| Maga Brony? | |
| Now you've got to play the rest of the video. | |
| Pony Terra Ghost. | |
| Also, Luna, you should request some more toad shit. | |
| It's music to be able to do it. | |
| Hold on, Maga Brony. | |
| I thought we were getting philosophical here, for Christ's sake. | |
| Alright, I thought we were getting philosophical here. | |
| Now we've got this shit. | |
| Alright, here we go. | |
| Play the rest of this, alright? | |
| There is a difference between staying neutral due to a lack of courage and staying detached by being cautious. | |
| In World War II, two fascist dictators made a decision on which side they should ally with. | |
| Italy's Mussolini, who read and studied Machiavelli, joined Hitler, but Spain's Franco decided to adopt an official policy to stay neutral in the war. | |
| Mussolini's decisive decision was a Machiavellian move, but it ultimately meant that he lost the war, which in turn led to his death. | |
| Franco, on the other hand, survived the war and ruled his country for another 30 years. | |
| That's great that Bettino Mussolini siding with Hitler was a Machiavellian move, but it also states the following. | |
| You need to believe in the side that you're getting in on. | |
| And that's one thing, this don't be neutral, philosophical, very simplistic perspective of Machiavelli. | |
| That's what this just doesn't factor in when it comes to picking a side. | |
| I mean, you've got to pick a side that you believe in. | |
| And I don't think that Benito Mussolini believed in Hitler. | |
| I think that if you want my opinion, how I've read history, Mussolini was trying to be on Hitler's side because he knew Hitler was a fucking loose cannon. | |
| You know, he was afraid of Hitler. | |
| All right. | |
| I mean, Hitler took his fucking hate that fucking, whenever you throw the hand up in the air, like Hail Hitler and shit, he ripped that off of Mussolini, who ripped it off from Roman Caesar, etc. | |
| But I'm telling you, that's why Mussolini sided with Hitler, in my opinion. | |
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Fascism Corporate Funding
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| And, you know, little did Mussolini know that Hitler admired Mussolini. | |
| All right, that's why he copied him. | |
| I'm not even kidding around. | |
| It's a fucking weird perspective in history because Mussolini did not believe in what Hitler was doing. | |
| Okay. | |
| When we talk about fascism, Benito Mussolini's Italy was fascist, meaning that he gave all authority mostly to corporations and private enterprise. | |
| I'm not even kidding around. | |
| Most of Italy was all private. | |
| There was not too much government interference in the everyday lives of Italians. | |
| That's what fascism is. | |
| That's what we're currently seeing now. | |
| If you take a look at this COVID-19 bullshit and all the so-called bailouts or the fucking stimuluses or whatever they're calling them now out there in Washington, D.C. The our government just gave over $3 trillion to corporations that are supposedly affected by this COVID. | |
| And all the American taxpayer got was a measly $1,200. | |
| So what we are witnessing right now is an element of fascism because corporations are now in charge. | |
| Corporations, I mean, I can't fucking say this anymore. | |
| We just added over $3 trillion to the national debt so that we could fucking bail out fucking corporations for Christ's sake. | |
| And we're about to do it again. | |
| We're about to do it again. | |
| You've got these moron in the house, these moron Democrats that are out here proposing another $3 trillion. | |
| Where the hell is that money going to go? | |
| It ain't going to go in any of your pockets. | |
| It ain't going to go in any of your businesses. | |
| It's going to go into the corporations that fund these little people in Washington, D.C. Anyway, play the shit. | |
| It's not like any of you care anyway. | |
| as long as they keep fucking feeding you minimal scraps, you people are fine with that shit. | |
| Cression when making his decision helped enable a continuation of his reign of power. | |
| When you have made your choice, whether your ally wins or not, if they survive, they will be appreciative of you siding with them. | |
| If your chosen partner is victorious, they become indebted to you. | |
| If defeated, they may protect you. | |
| What is it? | |
| Ghost, you, me, and Templeton can all have a three-way. | |
| It'll be great. | |
| And we'll be live streaming. | |
| That's great. | |
| Yeah, you see, that's what people are worried about right there. | |
| You see that shit? | |
|
Conspiracies Washington DC
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| Jesus fucking Christ. | |
| Despite generally taking a negative view of human behavior, Machiavelli does see a positive reaction in this situation, observing that men carry enough honor and gratefulness to not immediately turn on their allies. | |
| Great. | |
| That was a fucking waste of time. | |
| But thank you very much, Gray Steele. | |
| I can't believe this. | |
| I mean, this is a very simplistic way on teaching the fucking don't be neutral component of Machiavelli's The Prince. | |
| I mean, Machiavelli talked about a lot of stuff. | |
| I mean, this fucking idiot didn't even get into the part where the prince was actually made for Prince Medici as a sign of like good faith for, I don't know, one of his fucking birthdays or some shit like that. | |
| And the fucking Prince Medici fucking used it for toilet paper. | |
| He didn't even acknowledge it. | |
| He didn't even fucking read it and care. | |
| So I wonder, you know, once again, we don't, we don't, who cares, right? | |
| Who gives a shit? | |
| Who gives a shit? | |
| All right. | |
| Fucking. | |
| We've got people that are identifying as deers over there on Twitch figuring out who's not toxic and who isn't. | |
| So give me a break. | |
| All right. | |
| Let's get to the next $20, $20 up in here. | |
| This one is by Cornhog again. | |
| Fucking Cornhog. | |
| Cornhog again. | |
| And he said, memories, ghost, memories. | |
| The fuck are you talking about there, Cornhog? | |
| Memories. | |
| Put the PC shot on. | |
| What the hell is this? | |
| Oh. | |
| You fucking piece of shit. | |
| You fucking piece of fucking garbage, man. | |
| 10 hours of soothing, relaxing, meditating Vietnam War sounds. | |
| What a fucking bunch of fucking assholes, man. | |
| Seriously, fucking Cornhog. | |
| Who the fuck are you, dude? | |
| Who in the goddamn hell are you? | |
| Piece of shit. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| I got to listen to this for like four minutes because of this fucking prick. | |
| You know, now I got to listen to this for fucking four minutes because of this fucking idiot. | |
| Jesus fucking Christ. | |
| What kind of. | |
| IT'S MY LIFE! | |
| I can fucking hear Charlie, for fuck's sake. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| Can we can we just fucking what's how long is it? | |
| Only a minute for fuck's sake. | |
| Only a fucking minute. | |
| Let me take a smoke here. | |
| Asriel just dropped a diamond, uh... | |
| Ghost, you want to talk about shut up, all right? | |
| Fuck off. | |
| It read Pillory, and this is why Ghost hates the 4th of July. | |
| It's okay. | |
| I never said I hated the 4th of July. | |
| What are you talking about? | |
| Wait a minute. | |
| What was that? | |
| Did I just hear a gook? | |
| I swear to God, I just heard North Viet Congar rounds. | |
| All right, never mind. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| I swear to God, I heard... | |
| I heard it. | |
| I hear Charlie! | |
| That's fucking Charlie. | |
| Hold on, hold on, hold on. | |
| Pause this shit. | |
| What? | |
| What is it? | |
| What? | |
| Hum. | |
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Full Metal Jacket Rounds
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| Whenever someone new who has never participated in the community before shows up and starts spamming donations, I can't help but think. | |
| Ever notice how when that happens, we don't see donations from Cannes Abuser? | |
| Oh, what was this? | |
| A conspiracy now? | |
| Is that what we're doing now? | |
| Is that what we're doing? | |
| It's fucking conspiracies now. | |
| Good God. | |
| All right, play a little bit more of this by fucking. | |
| Who the hell? | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| A fucking cornhog. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| Fucking corn hog. | |
| Jesus Christ, man. | |
| That sounds pretty real. | |
| You know, believe it or not, I just saw, I just saw a full metal jacket last night. | |
| I'm not even kidding. | |
| I'm not even kidding. | |
| Pause this shit. | |
| What? | |
| What is it now? | |
| You die, G.I. Dude, fuck off. | |
| I don't know what the hell you mean by that, but fuck you, alright? | |
| Play a little bit more of this. | |
| What I liked about Full Metal Jacket is that Stanley Kooprick, one of my favorite directors, by the way, gave an unadulterated look at war without any kind of political slant on it whatsoever. | |
| And, you know, because every time you see a war movie, what? | |
| What? | |
| Did somebody say something about lynching trannies? | |
| Nobody said. | |
| That's real. | |
| Dude, nobody said anything about that for fuck's sake. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| Anyway, as I was saying, every time you see a war movie, there's always some political spin about it. | |
| Some kind of political slant to it. | |
| You know what I'm saying? | |
| And this was just an unadulterated look at war. | |
| And I just, it's great. | |
| It is how it was. | |
| I'll tell you that. | |
| Cheers to that. | |
| Cheers to that. | |
| I'm already done with my beer. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| It's barely a little after midnight, man. | |
| I can't get this loaded this early in the broadcast. | |
| Seriously, man, I can't get this fucking loaded this early, dude. | |
| I'm going to fuck up and all this other shit. | |
| Give me my drink. | |
| All right. | |
| I need more beer for Christ's sake, man. | |
| I need more beer. | |
| That's what the fuck I need. | |
| You know, I didn't drink beer last night, believe it or not. | |
| I drank some wine, believe it or not. | |
| Malbeck, I think you all know this by now, is my favorite grave. | |
| And I had a Malbeck last night and had about a couple of bottles, believe it or not. | |
| You know, I'm a pretty big guy. | |
| I need a fucking couple of bottles. | |
| Have a couple bottles and shit. | |
| And then in the morning when I woke up, I had to go to the bathroom and, you know, pinch a loaf. | |
| And hold on, what is this? | |
| Feminist socialist says this show is a psyop for trolls to turn into tranny. | |
| Dude, shut up. | |
| All right. | |
| That's enough for Christ's sake. | |
| Anyway, I had to pinch a loaf. | |
| What? | |
| What is it? | |
| I actually have a clit, ghost. | |
| Go on, lick it. | |
| You know you want to. | |
| Now you're getting sick. | |
| You know, Cornhog, now you're getting sick. | |
| What is this? | |
| Incels or dumb? | |
| We need to send these dumb incels to war so they can become real men. | |
| I'm sick of them shooting up places. | |
| Oh, well, you know, who knows? | |
| We'll see what happens. | |
| All right. | |
| Anyway, when I woke up this morning, I was going to pinch a loaf. | |
| Okay, I did. | |
| It was a huge one, by the way. | |
| And when I took, you know, when I was wiping my Dairy Air and took a look at the turd, it was black. | |
| So I was like, I was concerned. | |
| I was like, holy shit! | |
| I took a black shit! | |
| And I got like fucking scared, you know, like, oh my god, I got fucking ass cancer or some shit. | |
| And then I remembered Malbeck, the Malbeck bottles, and yeah, that's that's what happens. | |
| Believe it or not, if you drink too much wine, that's what happens, dude. | |
| And what is this? | |
| Ghost and Leve. | |
| Oh, don't even go there, all right? | |
| Don't even go there. | |
| All right, MGTOW trap. | |
| These women prefer banging dogs instead of men now. | |
| Why waste your time? | |
| Get a trap instead. | |
| They literally know what it is like to be the other guy and will take care of you quicker bitching infants. | |
| Okay, we get it. | |
| All right. | |
| Anyway, can we take this off? | |
| It's already been six minutes of this shit. | |
| All right, thank you. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| Anyway, I just remembered that I had fucking two Malbeck red bottles. | |
| And as a result, that's what the problem was. | |
| All right. | |
| So I don't know why I told y'all that story, but you know, I was a little concerned. | |
| Anyway, read Pillory and said, Ghost gave birth to a black baby. | |
| No, I did, dude. | |
| Shut up. | |
| Shut up. | |
| I was just a little concerned. | |
| That's all, dude. | |
| Seriously, I was just a little concerned. | |
| Then I remembered, oh, dude, you remember, dude, you had wine, you know. | |
| So, yeah, anyway, I don't know why. | |
| I don't know why you did it. | |
| Anyway, can I move on here? | |
| Let's go to another dono. | |
| That was Cornhog, by the way, that was trying to. | |
| I don't know what he was trying to do. | |
| Anyway, we've got a back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back by somebody named Soiled Wheelchair. | |
| I don't know who the fuck that is, but they gave like, what is it, four donos in a row? | |
| So let's see who the hell soiled wheelchair is here. | |
| This is the first video. | |
| Morning. | |
| Under no circumstances. | |
| Oh, dude, what is this? | |
| Oh, God, dude. | |
| Well, you're trying to make fun of Trump, dude. | |
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Anal Douching Discussion
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| Is that what you're trying to do? | |
| Esriel, drop the diamond. | |
| Press S to subject trannies to scapsism. | |
| What the fuck is that shit? | |
| Anyway, play soiled wheelchair. | |
| This video is a joke. | |
| We're also testing disinfectants. | |
| Readily available. | |
| We've tested bleach. | |
| We've tested isopropyl alcohol. | |
| I can tell you that bleach will kill the virus in five minutes, and that's with no manipulation. | |
| So, supposedly we hit the body. | |
| I see the disinfectant. | |
| Supposing we hit the body. | |
| It was a joke, you moron. | |
| That was a joke! | |
| I think people are going to know. | |
| You're going to know. | |
| I'm going to know. | |
| I think people are going to know. | |
| You're going to know. | |
| I'm going to know. | |
| I think people are going to know. | |
| I see the disinfectant. | |
| This whole curse, this whole plane is trying to make it. | |
| I see the disinfectant. | |
| Supposing we hit the body. | |
| What's up with the black chick dropping it? | |
| A tremendous ultraviolet to the invisible enemy. | |
| Supposing you brought the light inside the body. | |
| It's 100% your fault that you can't get real women. | |
| Just be honest that you are either gay or a man-child. | |
| I mean, look, I have to be honest. | |
| That's true, isn't it? | |
| Especially when there are men. | |
| Cornhog again. | |
| Ghost is a kid defending his granny's honor. | |
| Whatever, fucking cornhog. | |
| Anyway, I agree, dude. | |
| Look, I know desperate times sometimes call for desperate measures, but even though, you know, you might find a trap or whatever that looks like a woman and shit, and you know, you turn the lights off and you kind of still, you know, hey, it's a woman, you know. | |
| I'm just like, you know, it's squealing like a woman every time I put it in the hole. | |
| Like, you do have to remember that something has to be done about the cock, that there's still a cock involved, even if it looks like a woman. | |
| There's still a cock that needs to be ejaculated, and you're going to have to ejaculate it. | |
| I'm just saying, you know, I mean, you can't just fuck a man in the ass without having the common courtesy to, you know, give him a reach around now, all right? | |
| I'm just saying. | |
| I'm just saying. | |
| So, whenever anybody says ghost traps aren't gay, yes, they are, okay? | |
| And if you and if you like one, you're gonna have to do something with that. | |
| You're gonna have to do something with the cock. | |
| I'm just saying. | |
| Hey, what is this? | |
| Uh, feminist socialist. | |
| This show is a psyop. | |
| It's turning normal guys tran. | |
| Dude, shut up, all right. | |
| Anyway, play the rest of this stupid song by whoever the fuck. | |
| To the invisible enemy. | |
| And then I see the disinfectants, and it's working very well. | |
| Great big deal. | |
| We will end this way. | |
| And then I see the disinfectants. | |
| Let's see the disinfectants. | |
| That's really powerful. | |
| We hit the buddy. | |
| This is a dumbass. | |
| I'm tired of people. | |
| We're tremendous. | |
| Last American president that we have. | |
| Last American president, dude. | |
| What is this? | |
| Piss goblin, real question. | |
| Have you ever fucked somebody in the ass? | |
| Dude, it's none of your business. | |
| All right? | |
| Better to get a trap than to be an incel lol. | |
| Migtow trap lover. | |
| Better to get a trap than it'd be in an incel. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| When you got drunk on wine last night, was it because you forgot to spit out your wine after tasting it? | |
| No, I drank the wine on purpose, dude. | |
| All right, Chatelet. | |
| Cornhog, I am here to watch the ghost show. | |
| Not the Cornhog Desperately Wants a Father Figure. | |
| Show. | |
| Please, Real in your obtrusive autism. | |
| You are about as funny as a puppy having a heart attack. | |
| Oh. | |
| That's real. | |
| I mean, servicing the she-mail or traps cock ain't all that bad. | |
| What? | |
| I mean, help a brother, or in this case, sister. | |
| Out, am I right? | |
| Dude, Art Hammond, you see, you're a sick fuck, dude. | |
| You see that? | |
| You're just a sick son of a bitch. | |
| Anyway, soiled wheelchair requested that one. | |
| And by the way, we're going to have to do another one. | |
| There's four back-to-back. | |
| I'm not, yeah, back-to-back-to-back-to-back by soiled wheelchair. | |
| So, anyway, that was one of them. | |
| Let me get to the next soiled wheelchair video. | |
| Here it is. | |
| My fellow Americans. | |
| Hold on, wait a minute. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Is this another fucking making fun of Trump video? | |
| Dude, fuck you, whoever the fuck soiled wheelchair is, man. | |
| Making fun of my president, you piece of shit. | |
| God damn it! | |
| Play the shit! | |
| My fellow Americans. | |
| Play the shit! | |
| Tonight, I want to speak with you about our nation's unprecedented response to the coronavirus outbreak. | |
| Recently, we've been hit by a virus, by a virus, and its name is Corona. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| What does it do? | |
| Makes it hard to breathe, too breathe right now. | |
| No vaccine. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| And now we've gotta stay alert. | |
| Stop it from getting worse. | |
| Getting worse. | |
| Oh, oh, oh. | |
| Come on, shut down. | |
| Be careful, sir. | |
| That those juices won't blow up Watch your hands, probe, probe, probe, probe them Know that your eyes, you You are nose, you are mouth. | |
| And avoid going to crowded places. | |
| Push back. | |
| Practice the hygiene. | |
| No, no, man, I'm telling you. | |
| Trump derangement syndrome is real. | |
| Okay? | |
| All right, Trump derangement syndrome is real, dude. | |
| And where the hell did these Orientals come from? | |
| Where the hell did these Orientals come from? | |
| Come on, fuck this shit. | |
| We just got a donut. | |
| What the hell? | |
| What the hell is it? | |
| Aesthetic. | |
| He said, what? | |
| These songs are great. | |
| They're not great, dude. | |
| They're fucked up. | |
| They're making fun of my president. | |
| What the hell do you care? | |
| You're a kangaroo banger. | |
| What the hell do you care? | |
| Mrs. Ghost. | |
| Hey, babe. | |
| I can't walk correctly since the anal session we had last night. | |
| Ah, dude, come on. | |
| Not because my asshole hurts because your cock is so small it doesn't even need loop, but because you kept punching me and flailing yourself on my ass. | |
| We need to divorce. | |
| What kind of a song? | |
| I don't care if you're gay. | |
| Just be honest that you're a homo. | |
| If you fuck someone and they have balls slapping your balls, then it's gay. | |
| All right, dude, look, this is getting out of proportion, okay, first and foremost, okay? | |
| Whoever the hell donated is Mrs. Ghost. | |
| Fuck you, dude, okay? | |
| Seriously, you sick fuck. | |
| And secondly, who got, look, traps are gay. | |
| It doesn't matter, all right? | |
| If that's what you want, that's what you want. | |
| Hold on, let me play the rest of this shit and then we'll have a conversation with you about all this. | |
| All right? | |
| Let me play the rest of this shit, and I'm going to have a conversation about this. | |
| Since y'all continuously want to talk about butt sex. | |
| All right, y'all want to talk about butt sex? | |
| All right, you want to talk about butt sex? | |
| All right. | |
| Hold on, let's fucking hurry up. | |
| Is this it? | |
| No, lady World. | |
| Fuck the World Health Organization. | |
| Fucking Chinese bought pieces of trash. | |
| All right, look. | |
| Since everybody is like, hey, ghost, do you have anal sex with your wife? | |
| Do you have ever had anal sex? | |
| It's obvious. | |
| Mrs. Ghost has a pose. | |
| Fuck you too. | |
| All right. | |
| Fuck you too. | |
| With the tranny shit. | |
| Now look, obviously you fucking buy that for a dollar. | |
| Gino X, to quote George W. Bush about traps, it feels good, do it. | |
| If it feels good, listen, all right, let me explain something to you because it's obvious you've people continuously ask me questions here within the past at least 15 to 20 minutes about butt sex. | |
| So let's have a serious conversation about butt sex because this is a public service announcement from the ghost show, okay? | |
| First and foremost, if you're going to have any kind of butt sex with anybody, you've got to go out and look, I'm just saying this as a service announcement, a public service announcement, okay? | |
| I mean, everybody knows that I'm family entertainment. | |
| So I know that there's folks out there that are curious, that are thinking about giving their ass to somebody, or maybe want to take an ass. | |
| Either way, what you got to do is you got to go to a Walgreens or CVS or some kind of store of that capacity, all right, and get yourself an anal douche, okay? | |
| It comes in a fucking bottle, all right? | |
| And what you do is you take a shower, all right, clean your taint and all that crap, you know, make sure you smell good down there. | |
| And what you do is you take the fucking head of this bottle, shove it in your sphincter, and then just squeeze all the liquid into your sphincter, okay? | |
| Just All into your sphincter, all right. | |
| And what you're gonna do once you're once it's in there, you're in the shower, clinch your cheeks, and what you want to do is you want to do a little bit like uh like a what is it? | |
| Hold on, what is that? | |
| Traps are gay. | |
| I do not want to be straight anymore, stay dog-pilled inside. | |
| All right, look, look, MGTOW, trap lover, we get it, okay? | |
| And feminist socialists, how do you know about this? | |
| I've done extensive research. | |
| Hold on, piss goblin. | |
| Holy fuck, now I'm fully convinced ghost is a femboy. | |
| No, listen, listen, I've done some extensive research into the gay community, okay? | |
| So let me explain something to you, okay? | |
| What you want to do is once you've got that anal douche and you got your your your ass clinched, what you want to do is you want to do a little bit of like you know, shaking a little bit, you know, doing like a little dance. | |
| What is this? | |
| Geno X saliva makes for good lube. | |
| What? | |
| Buy that for a dollar. | |
| Ghost, who has a better ass? | |
| Your daughter or your granddaughter? | |
| Dude, fuck you, dude. | |
| All right, fuck you, cornhog. | |
| Geno X saliva makes good lube to wet the hole, especially after a sloppy face fuck. | |
| What the hell kind of shit is that? | |
| What the hell kind of shit is that? | |
| And Esriel says, MGTOW, fuck you, you tranny supporting piece of. | |
| I'm not going to say that last word. | |
| Anyway, hold on. | |
| What is weeky how? | |
| Thank you for writing the intro to gay sex. | |
| Great guide with example videos and photos. | |
| The handicapped instructions are very inclusive. | |
| Listen, I'm not done yet, okay? | |
| Now, once the anal douche is up, Jesus Christ, once it's in, you know, your colon and you got your ass clinched, what you want to do is you want to fucking do like a little bit of a dance. | |
| It'll do a little like cha-cha while you're in the shower. | |
| You know, do a little cha-cha or pretend like you're doing an invisible hula hoop or some shit like that. | |
| So you can whoosh around the douche that's in the colon. | |
| And then what you're going to do is you're going to squat in the shower and then just let it all out. | |
| Just let it all out in the shower. | |
| And what you're going to see is you're going to see all kinds of fecal particles and all that other shit. | |
| Just all out of there. | |
| And once you do that, you've got a clean ass. | |
| TBF, the first time I bottomed was on a Tinder hookup, and I sucked the person's dick and used saliva as anal loot. | |
| Oh, dude, come on. | |
| Was smaller than mine, which has just been an ongoing thing for me. | |
| Dude, come on. | |
| We're not. | |
| Listen, we're not talking about that shit. | |
| Piss goblin. | |
| All you trap-hating incels are just jealous because women prefer fucking dogs over no personality, having soy boys like you lol. | |
| All right, MGTOW trap lover, dude. | |
| Come on, man. | |
| I mean, since it is 2020 and we're open about sexuality, I don't think it would matter if you're into dudes that are feminine or ladyboys. | |
| I mean, Ghost would know since he's knowledgeable about butt sex. | |
| No, no, I'm not. | |
| I'm just listening. | |
| No, shut up, Arnhammond. | |
| That's not fucking true at all. | |
| And what is it? | |
| Well, Ghost. | |
| How many glory holes did you serve while researching? | |
| Dude, fuck you, cornhog. | |
| All right, first and foremost. | |
| And secondly, Kumi Sanders with a Ninja Geeky traps are a Talmudic plot to take over the world by making all the non-Jewish men, you know, F-A-G-G-Y. | |
| That's all I'm going to say. | |
| Well, Kumi Sanders, I don't know if it's the Jews. | |
| I don't know what it is, but something's happening. | |
| We've got a lot of fucking people that, you know, surprise butt sex. | |
| I'm just saying. | |
| And secondly, the only reason I'm talking about anal douching is because if you don't do that and you give your partner a dirty ass and your partner puts his schlong inside of your sphincter and then when he pulls it out, it looks like a fucking almond joy. | |
| All right, they call that the chili dog, by the way. | |
| I think I've told you that. | |
| They call that the chili dog. | |
| You know what I'm saying? | |
| Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is that if you're going to have any kind of anal sexual butt pleasures, okay, all you've got to do is make sure that you anal douche prior to giving up your ass, you know, so that, you know, you don't have the fucking chili dog effect on your partner's phallus. | |
| All right. | |
| So I'm just, I'm just saying, all right. | |
| And the only reason I'm talking about this is because everybody out here has been talking about anal this and anal that and text to speech and me, this fucking anal this and anal that, and so you know that. | |
| That's that's, that's all I'm saying. | |
| What is? | |
| This pet has dropped a diamond. | |
| Ghost knows this from his gaming tutor on Fortnite, dude, shut up listen, the I listen. | |
| The reason I've done extensive research on the gay community is just in case I debate a gay. | |
| Okay, just in case I debate a gay, I'm gonna make him look lower than a fucking leprechaun's nutsack. | |
| All right. | |
| I should say, you know better. | |
| Yet I'm gonna make him look lower than that fucking host on Tenable's nutsack. | |
|
FBI CIA Fan Claims
00:12:03
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|
| All right, because I know a thing or two about a thing or two. | |
| Let me tell you something. | |
| These LGBTQ folks ain't just gonna be saying, oh, you don't know what it's like to be gay ghost, you don't know what it's fucking like. | |
| You understand, you're just some fucking bigot that's just looking at me and just hates me and doesn't understand one thing about me, and I'll be like, I know a thing or two about a thing or two about you. | |
| Boy, all right. | |
| First thing, I did you anal douche. | |
| What? | |
| Yeah, did you anal douche? | |
| Huh, what is it, Cornhog? | |
| To be fucked by a big black cock on the regular. | |
| Your son is great in the sack. | |
| All right, you're a sick fuck Cornhog. | |
| You're a sick fuck. | |
| Hello, mr Ghost, we've been trying to reach you as you still refuse to pay the cleaning bill for the encrusted glory holes you have caused at our premiere Portland bathhouse. | |
| Fuck you, pay the four thousand dollars for cleaning and toy hawks PDX Hawks PDX dude, fuck off. | |
| Don't even bring up fucking bathhouses and shit, don't even bring that shit up. | |
| Monkey Del Rocha dropped a diamond. | |
| How many dicks have you sucked for research? | |
| I never, I don't. | |
| I have not done anything of the sort. | |
| Okay? | |
| And secondly, the reason I don't want y'all to bring up fucking gay bathhouses is because you assholes started leaving reviews for gay bathhouses in my fucking name in my fucking town. | |
| Yeah, real funny. | |
| Yeah, that's fucking. | |
| Yeah, that's great, that's fucking hilarious. | |
| Fucking assholes. | |
| Give me my fucking drink. | |
| This is. | |
| These are my fans, folks. | |
| If you're just tuning in, you don't know who the fuck. | |
| I'm Ghost, all right, of the Ghost Show. | |
| These are my fucking fans out here who post gay fucking bathhouse reviews in my fucking name for fuck's sake. | |
| That's these are these guys, all right? | |
| These are my fucking fans, for Christ's sake. | |
| Jesus fucking Christ. | |
| I don't know why I do this show. | |
| I really don't fucking know why I do this show. | |
| I'm serious. | |
| I'm not even kidding. | |
| You know that they called. | |
| I'm gonna bring it up right now. | |
| You know that they called the fucking FBI with my fucking voice? | |
| You understand? | |
| Do you understand? | |
| These are my fucking fans out here. | |
| You all understand this? | |
| They called the FBI with my fucking voice. | |
| All right, watch. | |
| Play the shit. | |
| Play it while I have to play it for posterity. | |
| Play the shit. | |
| Play it. | |
| Play it. | |
| Good day, FBI Mobile. | |
| What's going on? | |
| Nothing much. | |
| Who is this? | |
| That's what I was going to ask. | |
| Who is this? | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| Is this Nikolai? | |
| This is FBI Mobile. | |
| I mean, Jesus, Craig, go back in the kitchen, all right? | |
| Excuse me? | |
| I don't even understand that. | |
| Learn how to speak in English, alright? | |
| You with the endo, Puko. | |
| Are you trying to reach the FBI in Mobile, Alabama? | |
| I've been saying this for I don't know how many goddamn years. | |
| FBI Jacking Bowl. | |
| What's going on? | |
| Hey, how you doing? | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| Is this Nikolai? | |
| You have the wrong number, sir. | |
| Wait a minute. | |
| Is this for real or is this a troll here? | |
| No, this is the FBI in Jacksonville, Florida. | |
| You're a fruity ass is where I'm standing. | |
| You're a fruit bowl. | |
| All righty. | |
| You know it and I know it. | |
| Okay. | |
| Have a good day. | |
| God damn it. | |
| I never said that. | |
| I would never say that. | |
| That's a splice. | |
| And that's ridiculous. | |
| And whoever did that? | |
| PUNITION damages. | |
| That's all I gotta say. | |
| Did what, sir? | |
| I don't care if you're cleaning enema bags for a living, for Christ's sake. | |
| Jesus, I cannot believe this crap. | |
| All right, well, take care. | |
| I mean, Jesus, Craig, go back in the kitchen, all right? | |
| What's going on? | |
| Okay, sir. | |
| Who is this? | |
| This is the Federal Bureau of Investigation. | |
| How can you, Professor? | |
| The next subject matter I want to talk about is rape. | |
| Who is this? | |
| I'm not at liberty to tell you that, sir. | |
| Do you think I care? | |
| No, you called me so I can hang up. | |
| Have a nice day, sir. | |
| What is that, crap? | |
| Let me get it! | |
| Damn it! | |
| Yeah, Buffalo. | |
| What's going on? | |
| How are you? | |
| Who is this? | |
| This is the FBI in Buffalo. | |
| I mean, I don't have the time or the patience to be sitting over here and explaining it to you on a freaking baller Friday. | |
| All right? | |
| I'm sitting here with Johnny Walker Blue Label. | |
| Okay. | |
| And you called because of what? | |
| Oh, well, you know, I'm a coroner. | |
| You know, there's a bunch of cadavers up in here. | |
| There's a bunch of dead stits up in here. | |
| Let me go ahead and take a, you know, a little bit of a body part on somebody. | |
| Sir, what is the nature of your call? | |
| What is that, crap? | |
| What did you say again? | |
| I said, what is the nature of your call? | |
| I didn't even understand that. | |
| Learn how to speak in English, all right? | |
| You with the endo, Puko. | |
| Pardon me? | |
| You're a fruity ass is where I'm standing. | |
| You're a fruit bowl. | |
| Really? | |
| What think you? | |
| Yours truly has been drinking. | |
| Yeah, yeah, there he is right there. | |
| Fucking FBI, huh? | |
| This fucking Duchess speech is why some audience members are tranny fying. | |
| Why? | |
| Like, come on. | |
| You are talking to subjectable people, like the bronies, for example. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Dude, you used to be somebody. | |
| Now you're giving bronies douching advice. | |
| Oh, fuck, dude. | |
| Fuck off, all right? | |
| See, like you're my, like, like, you're a real fan of mine. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| That's what I'm saying. | |
| These are my fans. | |
| You know that they called the CIA? | |
| They didn't just say, oh, you know what? | |
| Let's just let Ghost call the FBI. | |
| Let's just let him call the FBI and leave it at that. | |
| No, they fucking called the fucking CIA with my fucking voice. | |
| Play it for Christ's sake. | |
| Fucking assholes. | |
| Good afternoon, public affairs. | |
| Who is this? | |
| This is the Office of Public Affairs at the CIA. | |
| What can I help you with? | |
| I'm a racist, alright? | |
| I'm racist. | |
| I am. | |
| I'm engaged to the bartender here. | |
| He's in Top and We're in a polyamorous relationship. | |
| Oh, no! | |
| Oh, curious. | |
| Coming here to get a train run on me in my wheelchair. | |
| Call for fun 515-604-905. | |
| What you fucking put the fucking number to you fucking piece of shit. | |
| Fucking and somebody just dropped the fucking diamond they called ghost work. | |
| What are you talking about? | |
| CIA is my work? | |
| All right, fuck off. | |
| Just play the shit, all right? | |
| Just play the fucking shit. | |
| These are my fans. | |
| All right, these are my fucking fans out here. | |
| Hold on, sir. | |
| I'm going to call you. | |
| Investigative last I can help you. | |
| We're going on. | |
| Who's this? | |
| Ghost. | |
| John Conquest. | |
| Hey, John. | |
| We're gone. | |
| Not much. | |
| Not much, brother. | |
| What now? | |
| Ghost gaming, dude. | |
| Can y'all just leave me alone, dude? | |
| Seriously, can't y'all just leave me the fuck alone? | |
| All right, I mean, you know, leave me alone. | |
| What's going on with you? | |
| You fucker racing! | |
| I am a racist. | |
| I am a melting pot of racist, and I want you to amplify that all over the internet. | |
| Okay, you're a racist. | |
| And by God, I am as serious as a heart attack when I say that. | |
| Okay. | |
| So, okay, so you're a racist. | |
| I'm saying this, bro. | |
| I don't know how many goddamn years. | |
| And don't you ever forget it. | |
| Can you go away for Christ's sake and go cue on a goddamn bean of cheese or something? | |
| John? | |
| I didn't even understand that. | |
| Learn how to speak English. | |
| All right? | |
| You with the endofuko? | |
| Hey, John. | |
| John, what's your last name? | |
| John Conquest. | |
| Okay. | |
| And John, do you happen to know your social security number? | |
| Stop trying to deep-throat the phone. | |
| Hey, Johnny. | |
| John. | |
| Son of a bitch. | |
| Well, likewise. | |
| How about CIA? | |
| John. | |
| What can I help you with, sir? | |
| We're supposed to be talking about Obama and him using his executive orders out here, you know, bypassing the Congress and basically giving everybody a bailout so he can buy his way into a second term in 2012. | |
| Okay. | |
| Would you like to speak to someone in our security division, sir? | |
| I want to hear what the hell you have to say about it here, you milky-looking pieces of. | |
| I fucking loathe you disgusting queers, and I hope every single one of you gets raped to death. | |
| Esriel, MGTOW, I would rather fuck an anthill than a trap. | |
| Piss Goblin, I hope you get hit by a bus slowly. | |
| Oh, Christ. | |
| All right, we're all right. | |
| That's enough. | |
| All right. | |
| Look, I just wanted to show some of you people that are new to the broadcast, because I know we got a lot of new people to the broadcast. | |
| These are my fucking fans out here. | |
| This is it. | |
| These are my fucking fans, and this is how, yeah, they love me, don't they? | |
| Look at that, huh? | |
| I'm going to call the fucking CIA. | |
| I'm going to take a couple of calls. | |
| All right. | |
| I'm going to take a couple of calls here. | |
| Who the fuck do we got? | |
| Maybe somebody with some positivity out here. | |
| Anybody got any positivity going on out here? | |
| Let me take a. | |
| Hold on, before I take a call, I need to dig. | |
| I need some more beer for Christ's sake, man. | |
| I need more beer. | |
| That's what the fuck I need. | |
| Jesus fucking Christ, man. | |
| All right. | |
| All right. | |
| I mean, just. | |
| I think I'm getting. | |
| I'm afraid of having too many fucking beers and getting too drunk or too early in the broadcast. | |
| Esriel said, Amy Daly, don't at me, you stupid fake skank. | |
| Dude, come on, man. | |
| We're not hating here, okay? | |
| We're not hating here for Christ. | |
| Where's my fucking bottle opener for fuck's sake? | |
| We're not hating here, okay? | |
| Stop this shit. | |
| Yeah, no shit, Esriel. | |
| Don't you fuck goats or some shit? | |
| Don't you fuck a goat? | |
| I'm just saying, dude. | |
| All right. | |
| Sorry, folks. | |
| I'm just, I have to drink early. | |
| I mean, this is just too much. | |
| All right, this is just too fucking much for Christ's sake. | |
| And like I said, everybody out there that's listening, these are my fucking fans out here. | |
| These are them. | |
| All right, let's get to the next dono here. | |
| This next one. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Once again, soiled wheelchair. | |
| Big shocker. | |
| All right. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Wait a minute. | |
| I was supposed to take a call. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Before I do that, let me take a call. | |
| My bad. | |
| Here. | |
| Let me take a couple of calls here. | |
| All right, before I do that, let me take a couple of calls. | |
| Forgot all about that shit. | |
| All right, let's see what we got here. | |
| Let's take some numbers going on. | |
| How about 443? | |
| What's up? | |
| Hey, what's up, man? | |
| Finally, it got picked up. | |
| How's it going, dude? | |
| What's up? | |
| Hey, nothing much. | |
| It's Coastal Time Finn of the show. | |
| And I agree with what you have to say about the coronavirus. | |
| Hey, I appreciate that, man. | |
| Thank you for listening. | |
| And do you want to give any shout-outs or anything? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Shout out to the engineer. | |
| Shout out to O'Clamo. | |
| Shout out to Tub Guy. | |
| Wait a minute. | |
| Get this fucking guy. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Oflamo. | |
| Shout out to Oflamo. | |
| Get this fucking guy out of here. | |
| You see, I try to give people a chance. | |
| I try to give people a chance. | |
| And this is the kind of shit I get, dude. | |
| Shout out to Oflamo, for fuck's sake. | |
| All right, who the hell else do we have here? | |
| Fucking O'Flamo. | |
| Give me a fucking break. | |
| What is this? | |
| Subway Grove theme theme? | |
| Take this shit off. | |
| The subway groping theme. | |
| The fuck is that supposed to mean, man? | |
| All right, let's take another one. | |
| Let's take, hold on, what is this? | |
| Piss Goblin. | |
| You can pick me up. | |
| I'm at an Annan number. | |
| Well, I'm trying here. | |
| Hold on, let me get one more number here because I know people have been on hold here for a second. | |
| How about 631? | |
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Barack Obama Democrat Critique
00:09:18
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| What's up? | |
| Hey, yo, what's going on? | |
| This is the Hitman Cause. | |
| Hey, what up, Hitman Cause? | |
| What's up, dude? | |
| Not much, yo. | |
| Hey, I just wanted to call because first off, I didn't expect that you'd ever pick me up because trolls always kept getting in the way every time, yo. | |
| Real talk. | |
| No, man, you're on here now, man. | |
| Cheers to you. | |
| Thank you for calling, man. | |
| What's up? | |
| Nothing. | |
| Let's just want to say that I've been a proud black ever since 2011 when my friend literally introduced me to the show. | |
| But like, Ransom, he only showed me radio graffiti. | |
| But I tuned in and listened to the whole show for the first time. | |
| And like, you really knew your shit. | |
| But nowadays, I've ran into a bit of a problem. | |
| And it really annoys me. | |
| Because I know you support Trump, right? | |
| Yeah. | |
| And the thing is, I do the same. | |
| But freaking, everyone I know, everyone I go around. | |
| Like, I can't, like, the second I mention his name, I got to hear a whole bunch of bullshit that and then and then we know what the fuck they're talking about. | |
| Hell, I even got my social friends calling me a fucking Uncle Tom. | |
| But let me explain why I support. | |
| Like, yo, that shit don't make no sense. | |
| Well, it doesn't, but the only reason it does is because the Democrats have spent lots of time, lots of time, trying to manipulate folks that are not white into believing that for whatever reason the Democrats are the voice of blacks, Hispandex, Asians, gays, etc. | |
| And if anyone dissuades from that concept, then yeah, they're going to chastise you. | |
| That's what leftists do, man. | |
| And you know, the worst thing about it is that you can't even debate Democrats because they won't even look and speak. | |
| Like, for example, I saw on Instagram, I said her name was Jamila Hell or something like that. | |
| She's a black Trump supporter, and she was trying to get into a debate with T.I. | |
| But every time THTC questioned her of how America used to be great, every time she was about to explain herself, he kept cutting her off. | |
| Well, I mean, I don't expect anything more out of T.I. T.I. is a piece of ghetto-fied piece of trash, dude. | |
| I mean, to be honest with you, he's out here exploiting black people, and he's not even fully black himself, first of all. | |
| And secondly, have you seen his children? | |
| His children, I don't even know what to call his children. | |
| I mean, his children are his business. | |
| I only pay attention to him for his music, which even he, he doesn't even do that much of anymore. | |
| All right, man. | |
| Hey, I tell you what, you probably go jogging to his music, and I don't blame you. | |
| But hey, don't let that dissuade you from being a Trump supporter. | |
| What you need to understand is that that's how Democrats are. | |
| Okay, that's how Democrats are. | |
| They're pieces of trash. | |
| And if you don't believe in what they believe in, they're going to chastise you. | |
| They're going to get you fired. | |
| You know, they're going to be a part of the cancel culture, etc. | |
| Okay, so it is what it is. | |
| Once again, one of my blacks calling up. | |
| Did everybody hear that? | |
| That was one of my blacks right there. | |
| So for anybody out there claiming that, oh, Ghost is a racist and all this other nonsense. | |
| That was one of my blacks right there. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| One of my blacks. | |
| God damn. | |
| All right. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Let me take a couple more donos and we'll go back to the calls for Christ's sake. | |
| All right. | |
| I don't blame him. | |
| Look, I don't like T.I. | |
| I think T.I. is a ghetto-fied piece of garbage. | |
| He's not even all black, and yet he's exploiting black people. | |
| That's what I don't like about T.I. You know, look at the way, look at the skin tone of T.I. He's going to claim he's black. | |
| Especially when I'm saying many of them. | |
| Women are stinky holes. | |
| YouTube knows about this podcast and allows it, even when many have tried reporting. | |
| Yeah, I know women are stinky holes. | |
| And by the way, they take me down all the time. | |
| But anyway, has anybody seen the children of fucking T.I.? | |
| I mean, it looks like a bad experiment, dude. | |
| I'm serious. | |
| I mean, it is just, and you notice that it's always the mulattoes. | |
| It's always light-skinned black folks that are the ones that are agitating this racism situation. | |
| You notice that? | |
| It's never, you know, black folks that look like Wesley snipes that are out here race agitating and race baiting. | |
| It's always mulattoes, dude. | |
| I'm just saying. | |
| You know, like, I'm just saying. | |
| I wish blacks would wake up to see that shit and be like, man, Barack Obama ain't black, man. | |
| Look at that motherfucker. | |
| He looked like a motherfucking, you know, Taliban marathon runner and shit, man. | |
| Fuck that motherfucker. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| I mean, seriously. | |
| Fuck that motherfucker. | |
| Fuck Susan Rice, man. | |
| She don't look like me. | |
| Seriously, man. | |
| Fuck Don Lemon, man. | |
| That motherfucker don't look like me. | |
| Fuck T.I., man. | |
| That motherfucker don't look like me. | |
| Just saying, dude. | |
| Anyway, can we move on here? | |
| Anyway, La Soiled Wheelchair. | |
| Another one by soiled wheelchair for real? | |
| Another goddamn one by soiled wheelchair. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| It never ends, dude. | |
| It never fucking ends. | |
| What is this? | |
| Hey, Harvey. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| Not another fucking song. | |
| Another fucking song, dude. | |
| Another song disrespected my president. | |
| Anyway, soiled wheelchair requested this one. | |
| Put the PC shot on. | |
| Here we go again. | |
| What kind of immigrant language was that? | |
| What immigrant language was that? | |
| In the Bobby World. | |
| Barbie! | |
| Barbie! | |
| Danny's reminder that my friend's suicide rate is now over 50%, and yet these mongrel faggots are trying to suggest they are some sort of normal. | |
| Get help and get the fuck out. | |
| Nobody likes you and your parents cry themselves to sleep every night. | |
| Essreel, dude, come on, dude. | |
| Seriously. | |
| Come on, man. | |
| I mean, for fuck's sake. | |
| I mean, that's just harsh. | |
| And I just want to put it on the record that I don't condone what the hell SREAL is saying, all right? | |
| Anyway, let's listen to these assholes once again disrespect my president by, you know, making him sing Barbie World or whatever the life is yours. | |
| Whatever the hell this is. | |
| Let's go hard. | |
| I'm a Bobby Warburg. | |
| With Obama! | |
| Life at last! | |
| With Obama! | |
| You can brush my hair, and dress me everywhere! | |
| Imagination. | |
| Life is your creation. | |
| I'm a bunfimper girl in a fantastic world. | |
| Dress me up. | |
| Make it tight. | |
| I'm your body. | |
| You're my ball. | |
| Walk on. | |
| I mean, this is leftist propaganda. | |
| This is leftist propaganda. | |
| You can touch. | |
| You can play. | |
| If you say. | |
| Come on, boys. | |
| Kumi Sanders just dropped another fucking Ninja Geeenie saying Barack Obama is not the god. | |
| Says the actual goat fucker Lol. | |
| Oh, dude, enough. | |
| MYGTOW TRAP LOVER SREAL. | |
| That's enough, dude. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Kumi Sanders dropped the diamond and said Barack Obama is not the god the Democrats make him out to be. | |
| He's their Reagan, and that's not good. | |
| Well, you know, they're leaning on him, man. | |
| They're trying to, you know, they're picking his vice president who's fucking doesn't have much going for himself in the brain as their candidate. | |
| So I don't know, man. | |
| Anyway, let's play the rest of this dumb shit. | |
| I'm a Bobby girl in the Bobby World. | |
| Life and last. | |
| It's fantastic. | |
| You can brush my hair, and dress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation Come on Barbie, let's go party I am great Come on Barbie Let's go hard. | |
| I mean, they're just fucking trying to make my president. | |
|
Folk Song Emotional Tap
00:16:14
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|
| Come on, Harvey. | |
| Let's go hard. | |
| Oh, oh, oh. | |
| Fucking thumbs down this shit. | |
| You fucking look at this liberal shithead. | |
| Look at that liberal shithead. | |
| And fuck Obama, by the way. | |
| Fuck Barack Obama. | |
| Let me tell you something, black folks. | |
| He has thrown race relations back at least 50 years. | |
| At least 50 years. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| All right. | |
| Who else do we have? | |
| What is Astri? | |
| Oh, no, not again, Astra. | |
| Come on. | |
| Instead of women. | |
| Then take a long look in the mirror if you can stand to do so. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Oh, God, dude. | |
| This is, you know, I mean, I'm trying to do a show here. | |
| Now people are picking fights with each other and shit. | |
| All right. | |
| We've got trap lovers against anti-trap lovers and anti-trans and oh God. | |
| All right. | |
| Yeah, but hey, this is my fucking life, isn't it? | |
| This is my fucking life. | |
| Anyway, let's go to Ard Hammond. | |
| All right. | |
| Ard Hammond requested this one. | |
| And he said, 10 out of 10 based. | |
| He said it. | |
| Try hard army rejoice. | |
| I don't even understand what the hell that is. | |
| What the hell are you talking about there, Ard Hammond? | |
| All right, what is this that you just donated here? | |
| Oh, Christ. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Wait a minute. | |
| Wait a minute. | |
| Wait just a second. | |
| This looks like some sick fucking crap. | |
| I'm sorry, folks. | |
| I gotta vet these stupid girls. | |
| Azrael definitely loves trans women. | |
| I bet big bucks that Azrael has lots of tranny porn on his computer. | |
| Also, he loves to fuck goats on the reg. | |
| Well, I mean, at least the last part I think is true, I guess. | |
| But all right, look. | |
| Oh, shit, dude. | |
| I don't know if this is. | |
| I don't know if I can play this. | |
| All right. | |
| I don't know if I can play this, but let's see. | |
| All right, once again, who the hell requested this? | |
| Ard Hammond. | |
| And I'm not too sure if this is the real Ard Hammond. | |
| If it is, I'm a little disappointed. | |
| All right. | |
| Viewer discretion is advised. | |
| That's all I'm saying. | |
| Women are sticky holes. | |
| This is why technology sucks. | |
| All right. | |
| All right. | |
| We'll take a look at it here. | |
| We got. | |
| What is Tard Wrangler? | |
| Trannies need to get an Emmett Till style beat. | |
| Ah, dude, we're not. | |
| No, we're not condoning that here, dude. | |
| We are not condoning that kind of shit here. | |
| All right. | |
| You guys are fucking getting way too out of line with this shit, and that's enough. | |
| All right, now look, viewer discretion is advised, folks, okay? | |
| I have no idea. | |
| Hard-hand-its, apparently. | |
| Oh, what's going on? | |
| I'm on... | |
| I'm sorry, I'm a little quiet. | |
| I'm hoping this isn't some fucking disgusting crap. | |
| My apologies if it is, folks. | |
| Because give me a break. | |
| And MM sucks, by the way. | |
| MM sucks, by the way. | |
| Is this Smurgo? | |
| Did you play my video already, dude? | |
| I think yours is next, dude. | |
| Yours is next. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Is everything okay? | |
| I just want to make sure that we're not going to get some sick-ass disgusting, you know, crap. | |
| I sincerely hope not, dude. | |
| I sincerely hope not. | |
| I think there might be at the end. | |
| Hold on. | |
| There might be at the end. | |
| Viewer discretion is advised. | |
| We are the Ku Klux Klan! | |
| I hate niggers in the tube. | |
| The goddamn capitalists. | |
| Come on. | |
| Because the niggers are shot. | |
| And the niggers are right. | |
| You niggas get off. | |
| You have to wake up. | |
| The goddamn niggers are taking all America. | |
| Make a stand. | |
| God damn it. | |
| GODDAMMIT! | |
| I'm tellin' you, D-D-I- You know, you motherfuckers, I'm not coming here on fucking Saturday. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| All right, I'm going to the bar. | |
| All right, that's what I'm doing. | |
| I'm going to the goddamn bar on Saturday instead of fucking around, you assholes. | |
| Ghost, when did you stop beating your wife? | |
| I never beat my wife, you fucking idiot. | |
| All right. | |
| What the fuck are you talking about? | |
| I beat my wife. | |
| I don't fucking use any kind of closed fists or any of that shit. | |
| All right. | |
| I just show her I love her in a physical sort of way. | |
| That's all. | |
| So shut the fuck up. | |
| All right. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| Anyway, what? | |
| Oh, great. | |
| Here's Esriel. | |
| Trannies are the enemy of God and country. | |
| They are an abomination against nature and based on that alone are worthy of a painful execution. | |
| Go ahead and try to justify yourself on the biological stage. | |
| All right, look, let's stop. | |
| Let's stop this. | |
| Can we stop this now, please? | |
| All right, Kumi Sanders just dropped the diamond and said, now that is Talmudic magic. | |
| The hell are you talking about? | |
| That's Talmudic magic. | |
| What the hell are you talking about? | |
| All right. | |
| Anyway, let's continue here, folks. | |
| Okay, who we got? | |
| We got Smurgo. | |
| He just asked when his video was going to be played. | |
| It's being played right now. | |
| So let's go ahead. | |
| He said, got some folk music this time. | |
| So let's see what Smurgo has got in the store here. | |
| Let's take a look if it's a little oh, look at this, huh? | |
| Hold on, let me make sure this is not some snake in the ass. | |
| All right, I think this is good enough. | |
| All right, Smurgo. | |
| Let's go ahead and leave music here. | |
| Maybe it'll mellow out the situation because it's getting a little hostile in here, just to say the fucking least. | |
| Especially with all the fucking tranny hate talk. | |
| All right. | |
| I don't know what the hell that's about. | |
| All right. | |
| I mean, Jesus Christ. | |
| You got MGTOWs and trannies and traps and goat fuckers and all this other shit. | |
| All right, let's go ahead and put the PC shot on. | |
| Smurgo requested this one here. | |
| Let's play it. | |
| Highly educated from history, I have come. | |
| A conquered fucking body. | |
| That's the biggest thing that men like me have ever done. | |
| Don't kid around. | |
| There's no snake in this 7:32. | |
| I led my armies into tours. | |
| The Muslims fought back bravely, but we licked them everyone. | |
| That's about the biggest thing that men like me have done. | |
| Hold on, what now? | |
| Mrs. Ghost has battered woman syndrome. | |
| Battered woman said, Dude, shut up, all right? | |
| What are you talking about? | |
| All right, your Mrs. Ghost is just fine, all right? | |
| All right, Mrs. Ghost is happy. | |
| I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, all right? | |
| You know, and if I leave a mark, I go and buy jewelry or something. | |
| It's all good, dude. | |
| Shut up already, alright? | |
| Shut up. | |
| We're listening to this shit by Smurgo, which doesn't sound too bad. | |
| little bit of folk music the revolution to set the country free my little brother france fought against the brits with me the battle there at bunker hill my favorite british gun soon the world would see that there was plenty more to come but we finally captured boston's put the reds on the run The blood of many patriots lay beneath the western sun. | |
| The loyalists still grumbled, but they knew that we had won. | |
| Toasty with a diamond, you meet your wives, you know, stop lying. | |
| No, I don't. | |
| Shut up. | |
| I just show her I love her in a very physical sort of way. | |
| Give me a chance. | |
| Children raid the Indians, give them liquor and their guns. | |
| That's about the biggest thing that men has ever done. | |
| Well, in 1861, the traders stopped us in our tracks. | |
| Not bad, there's a lot of people. | |
| Well, Lincoln got his justice jobs that man has ever done. | |
| What did he say? | |
| Well, in the 1800s, a curse befell our lands. | |
| A certain type of people got the reins of power in hand. | |
| The names all echoed strangely in the ears of some. | |
| Soon we'd fight a culture war that we have not yet won. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| There was a man across the ocean, and he scared the Jews to death. | |
| He challenged the Jews down to his last breath. | |
| Soon the U.S. war machine turned on him every gun. | |
| Signed away our country there in 1941. | |
| What the fuck have put, but the communists remain among the great revolutionary. | |
| Email me your Discord so when can have some sexy ERP time I love getting my ass pounded and getting my guts stirred up by your 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage. | |
| I want you to come all over my fat do you see what I gotta put up with here? | |
| Do you see what I gotta put up with for fuck's sake? | |
| Jesus fucking Christ, man, these sick fucking people. | |
| These men with echo and goddamn sickness. | |
| If it was our institutions, compromise them everyone. | |
| Now our leadership could have ever done. | |
| I thought this was a good old folk song and that's about it. | |
| Well these people own our media, they fill our heads with lies. | |
| They advocate inclusion which amounts to suicide. | |
| They took a hammer to the country meant for our white sons. | |
| Beating them is the biggest thing that men will have ever done. | |
| How long is this goddamn thing? | |
| All right, but I better quit my rambling cause. | |
| I told you all I know. | |
| Just remember, wherever you may go, our fathers left this land for us, for our daughters and our sons. | |
| Go and do the biggest thing that man has ever done. | |
| little folk song there, even though it was fucking blatantly racist. | |
| All right, Smurg Oko, thank you very much. | |
| Uh, let's continue because we got a whole bunch of these goddamn donos. | |
| And guess what? | |
| Ard Hammond. | |
| We've got Ard Hammond up in here once again, and didn't say anything, by the way. | |
| So I don't know what the hell Ard Hammond is up to here tonight, but I don't like it that he's not saying anything or anything of that nature. | |
| Hold on, what is this? | |
| Put the PC shot on. | |
| Look at this. | |
| Look at this. | |
| This is fucking Ard Hammond that requested this. | |
| boy reunites with cat after seven months oh poor poor kid Good morning, Ghosts Chatroom. | |
| We are the Ku Klux Klan. | |
| We hate niggas. | |
| We hate faggots. | |
| Wait a minute. | |
| This isn't Ard Hammond. | |
| I hate them because they breath. | |
| I hate them because they exist. | |
| Oh, Christian. | |
| White power. | |
| All right. | |
| Yeah, whatever, dude. | |
| That's just fucked up. | |
| All right. | |
| We're watching some fruity. | |
| I mean, some kid, you know, getting a little emotional because, you know, when you lose a pet, dude, it's a big deal. | |
| I mean, I don't. | |
| I don't know how some of you people do it. | |
| Wait, why does this kid have an earring? | |
| Why does this kid have an earring? | |
| Come on, what? | |
| What is this? | |
| What? | |
| Trippy meme magic song. | |
| Trippy meme magic song. | |
| All right, look, dude. | |
| Seriously, stop donating for fuck's sake. | |
| I mean, man, I'm going to be here all night. | |
| I don't want to be here all night if you expect me to be here on Saturday. | |
| All right, all right. | |
| This is what. | |
| Why does a kid have a pierced ear? | |
| And look at that, like a typical cat doesn't even give a shit. | |
| Like a typical cat doesn't even like, get this fucking fruit ball off of me. | |
| I mean, ah, Jesus Christ. | |
| Anyway, thank you, Ard Hammond. | |
| I appreciate that. | |
| Let's go ahead. | |
| And guess who's guess who's next? | |
| Guess who's next? | |
| Nothing more than fucking Ard Hammond again. | |
| Didn't say anything. | |
| So he's kind of in a bizarre mood with some of these damn videos that he is having us watch here. | |
| He's in a little bit of a weird mood. | |
| Let's take a look at what Art Hammond is in store. | |
| Aw, dude, why are you? | |
| Oh, God. | |
| Why in the fuck are you going to make us watch this? | |
| All right. | |
| First, we see a kid reuniting with his cat. | |
| And now we're going to see some cat being put to fucking sleep. | |
| Or, dude, come on, Arn Hammond, you sick fuck. | |
| This is a horrible feeling, dude. | |
| It's a horrible feeling to see your pet die. | |
| I've seen it several times, unfortunately. | |
| And it's never easy, dude. | |
| Because pets are something that really love you like a family man. | |
| That's why I was saying earlier in the beginning of the broadcast. | |
| These people that give away their fucking dogs, you know, after having them for six or seven or eight years and shit. | |
| It's just sad, dude. | |
| It's just sad. | |
| Anyway, dude, this is this is sad. | |
| Sorry, Ard Hammond, you know, knows how to buzzkill a mood, dude. | |
| You know, it's very sad. | |
| Yeah, look, Bob Tom, he lost his cattle. | |
| I know a lot of people have lost their pets. | |
| There is no shame in feeling emotion when, you know, you lose a pet, dude. | |
| All right, I'm glad that's over. | |
| I'm making you feel. | |
|
Weirdo Japs Sad Story
00:08:08
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| I'm making you tap into your emotions. | |
| Embrace your feels, everyone. | |
| Embrace it, everyone. | |
| Of course, dude. | |
| I mean, if you have a fucking pet, it hurts. | |
| You know, it's like one of your family members, dude. | |
| I've seen it many times, dude. | |
| I mean, that's the bad part about getting old. | |
| The bad part about getting old is that you see a lot of people die. | |
| A lot of things that you love die. | |
| And it's just a reality of life and it sucks. | |
| And the unfortunate part about it is you can't let your emotions overwhelm who you are in reality. | |
| Ah, dude, not especially. | |
| Come on, dude. | |
| Right after. | |
| Imagine the smell. | |
| Imagine how many toxoplasmosis breaks out. | |
| Right after we get emotional. | |
| Hitler's dick over here. | |
| Imagine it. | |
| Good God. | |
| Anyway, S. Real dropped the diamond, said F in the chat, boys. | |
| Yeah, no shit, dude, because that was pretty emotional, dude. | |
| That sucks. | |
| Let's go ahead and get to the next one. | |
| All right. | |
| What is this? | |
| Anonymous. | |
| Have y'all heard from Derwicking lately? | |
| Why? | |
| I'm assuming all the fake businesses he never had went bankrupt. | |
| Gino X1987 said, fuck you, Art Hammond. | |
| I didn't need to see that. | |
| Yeah, no shit. | |
| Anonymous, come on, dude. | |
| Come on. | |
| I mean, come on, dude. | |
| Why would you even go there, man? | |
| Seriously, give me my drink. | |
| All right. | |
| All right. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| That's fucked up. | |
| I know. | |
| I just, that was just, I didn't expect that, dude. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| I didn't expect. | |
| I didn't expect that shit. | |
| All right. | |
| Here we go. | |
| We got Luna Pony. | |
| Okay, here we go. | |
| This is fresh. | |
| All right. | |
| Luna Pony up in here said guess what this is hold on What? | |
| Froppy, here's the money I forgot miscounted. | |
| Dude, what are you talking about? | |
| I'm skipping yours. | |
| All right. | |
| That's what I'm doing. | |
| All right. | |
| And what is this, Smurgo? | |
| I want to join your Discord server so we can ERP while my autistic boyfriend watches. | |
| Good God, dude. | |
| Billy F.U., that cat could have been a chink meal. | |
| How wasteful. | |
| Oh, dude, come on. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| Come on, dude. | |
| I mean, seriously, man, that was an emotional little, you know, it sucks when you lose a pet, dude. | |
| It really does, man. | |
| It's just. | |
| No matter how many times you've been through it, you're never going to get over it. | |
| You're going to feel the same emotions, dude. | |
| It sucks. | |
| That's the walk of life. | |
| All right. | |
| That's doing the walk of life there, man. | |
| All right, let's get to the next one here. | |
| Luna Pony said, guess what this is from, ghost? | |
| Wink wink. | |
| What the hell is this? | |
| What is this? | |
| Is this some fucking like anime music or some shit? | |
| Luna Pony requests. | |
| What? | |
| What? | |
| Especially when there are many people. | |
| Come on, man. | |
| This is your brain on being an anti-American weeboo. | |
| Skip around this video extensively as it's very long. | |
| Christ. | |
| Don't watch one part for too long. | |
| All right. | |
| All right. | |
| Enough no-no's, dude. | |
| I'm really done with tonight. | |
| Tonight was a horrible show, just like just like last time. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| What makes you think that anybody wants to hear this shit, Luna Pony? | |
| And why do they keep fucking advertising Nutra System to me? | |
| Get the shit out of here! | |
| Fucking Japs! | |
| Fucking weirdo Japs, man. | |
| Yeah, I got a thumbs down. | |
| I got a thumbs down. | |
| Listen, I'm not a fat guy, alright? | |
| And you're all in the advertisement goes because you're a fat ass! | |
| I'm not a fat fuck. | |
| Andrew, this is more, this is, this is disgusting. | |
| We gotta listen to three minutes and 51 seconds of this shit. | |
| Are you kidding me? | |
| Fuckin' weirdo japs, man! | |
| But of course, we got enough weirdos on the chat. | |
| They're probably fuckin' wigglin' their asses right now in this class. | |
| Oh, guys, what now? | |
| What now? | |
| Since you guys really enjoyed those cat videos, this will really get you emotional. | |
| Alright, dude, Art Hammond, stop. | |
| Everybody stop donating to me. | |
| Seriously. | |
| I don't fucking need anymore. | |
| I'm done with this show. | |
| The show sucks. | |
| Alright, this show sucks. | |
| Alright, 166 sucks. | |
| So I don't really want to hear or read or I don't want to do anything anymore. | |
| I'm done. | |
| I'm drinking beer. | |
| I wanna be mellow, you know? | |
| What the fuck shit is this, man? | |
| I mean, are people bumping this in their car? | |
| I mean, you actually got smocks bumping this in your car. | |
| Yeah, look at that. | |
| Great fucking Fruit Bowl music, Unipony. | |
| Great Fruit Bowl fucking music. | |
| Yeah, look. | |
| Everybody's like, all right, I've had enough. | |
| I've had enough. | |
| Skip this bullshit. | |
| We got a call and response now. | |
| Okay. | |
| Luna Pony. | |
| I've lost listeners while listening to this dumb shit, okay? | |
| Let's love this cat's going clubbing. | |
| Let's perpetuate adolescents. | |
| Let's watch Rick and Morgan play video games and watch anime. | |
| Oh, Christ. | |
| Let's smoke weed first thing in the morning. | |
| Let's take bad ecstasy. | |
| Last dono. | |
| I hope so, dude. | |
| I hope so. | |
| But thank you anyway, Hitler's Dick. | |
| I'm sure everybody's anticipating your videos here. | |
|
Everybody Fucks Pornography
00:05:21
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|
| Anyway, we got another dono patiently waiting, hooked it up and said it is host choice. | |
| So I can play anything I want. | |
| Very interesting. | |
| What do I want to play here? | |
| I'm never ready for these types of moments. | |
| I gotta, you know, before the show, I've got to get ready just in case people have a host choice type of a situation because I need to figure that out because I don't even know. | |
| I don't even know what to post right now or what to listen to or what to put on. | |
| You know, I'm always put on the spot. | |
| Host choice. | |
| Put on the fucking spot over here for Christ's sake. | |
| Give me my drink. | |
| Let me see. | |
| I think I'm going to give you all a song, okay? | |
| Let me see. | |
| What song do I want to play here? | |
| I'm going to give y'all a little bit of a song. | |
| Where is it? | |
| Here it is right here. | |
| Now, I'm going to... | |
| I'm going to wait! | |
| Wait, engineer, you fucking baghead. | |
| You gave it away. | |
| Anyway, I'm going to play this song. | |
| System of the Down. | |
| Thank you very much. | |
| Once again, patiently waiting. | |
| Patiently waiting. | |
| Hooked it up. | |
| How about a little bit of System of the Down, baby? | |
| How about a little bit of Sister of the Down? | |
| Violet pornography. | |
| Great song. | |
| Great song, by the way. | |
| And I need more beer. | |
| Do what the fuck I need. | |
| Everybody, everybody, everybody living now. | |
| Everybody, everybody, everybody fucks. | |
| Everybody, everybody, everybody living now. | |
| Everybody, everybody, everybody. | |
| Everybody sucks. | |
| Everybody, everybody, everybody living down. | |
| Everybody, everybody, everybody cries. | |
| Everybody, everybody, everybody living now. | |
| Everybody, everybody, everybody die! | |
| Everybody, everybody, everybody living now. | |
| Everybody, everybody, everybody fucks. | |
| Everybody, everybody, everybody living now. | |
| Everybody, living now. | |
| Everybody, everybody. | |
| Everybody dies. | |
| Everybody immediately die! | |
| The kind of shit you get on your TV. | |
| It's a violent pornography. | |
| Choking chicks and sodomy. | |
| God is shaking the TV. | |
| Everybody, everybody, everybody living now. | |
| Everybody, everybody, everybody sucks. | |
| Everybody, everybody, everybody living now. | |
| Everybody, everybody, everybody fucks. | |
| Everybody, everybody, everybody, live it now. | |
| Everybody, everybody, everybody dies. | |
| Everybody, you're coming back. | |
| These guys used to jam. | |
| Eustachem. | |
| Sing it with me. | |
| God is in the TV. | |
| It's a violent pornography. | |
| Joking Jigs and Sodom. | |
| The kind of shit you get on your TV. | |
| It's a violent pornography. | |
| Joking Jigs and Sodom. | |
| The kind of shit that's on your TV. | |
| It's a violent pornography. | |
| Joking shit since Sodom. | |
| The kind of shit you get on your TV. | |
| Turn off your TV. | |
| Fire it off! | |
| It's a must up disco. | |
| Pretty good shit, dude. | |
| Pretty good shit. | |
| Thank you very much. | |
| Patiently waiting for the host choice. | |
| That's a pretty deep song, even though it kind of talks about some very harsh realities of what's going on in our perspectives. | |
| But really, you know, it's all in the TV. | |
| What did Marilyn Manson, the great fucking ordained Satanist, say? | |
| God is in the TV. | |
| God is in the TV. | |
| All right, let's go ahead. | |
| What is this? | |
| Come on to Strikes. | |
|
Taco Tuesday King Mexicans
00:04:41
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|
| Nice song, Go. | |
| System of the Down has some good shit. | |
| Normally, I would donate Metal Song, but what did you say? | |
| I'll wait till the next broadcast. | |
| There's Ann and Philly. | |
| Music for you to chill out to. | |
| Hope it helps a little. | |
| I hope so too, dude. | |
| No shit. | |
| I hope so, especially after Hitler's dick and his videos. | |
| We're going to have to see. | |
| All right. | |
| Anyway, let's get to the next one here. | |
| Hambone requested this one here. | |
| Whoever the hell that is. | |
| Hambone. | |
| Uh-oh. | |
| I think just by that intro, just by hearing that little snippet, people that have been listening for a long time already recanting in their head, memories in the corner of my mind. | |
| Hambone requested this. | |
| Hold on, Mega Brony. | |
| Oh, no, dude. | |
| Come on, man. | |
| It's time for a pony party. | |
| Get your hooves up, everybody. | |
| Oh, come on, man. | |
| We're just about to have a good time. | |
| And Mega Brody comes along to fuck everything up. | |
| Anyway, once again, Hambone requested this. | |
| All right, take a look at this. | |
| Here it is. | |
| Taco Taco Tuesday. | |
| Man, this was made like fucking 10 years ago. | |
| Ten years ago, man. | |
| I actually have Paco on the line, man. | |
| I wanted you and him to get down, man. | |
| You know what I'm saying? | |
| I wanted you and him to talk about Morocco. | |
| Taco Taco Tuesday. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Who the hell is disrupting this shit? | |
| These guys were shoving maple bacon up their ass during this song. | |
| Oh, dude. | |
| Come on, dude. | |
| Listen, stop donating to me already for fuck's sake, man. | |
| And by the way, I'm listening to Taco Tuesday. | |
| When is my video, Boomer? | |
| When is your video? | |
| I mean, what the fuck, dude? | |
| I mean, they come in at all. | |
| There's a lot of them coming in for fuck's sake, man. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| These fucking ungrateful people, man. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| Like, you know, they don't understand that there's like a whole bunch of fucking people that have fucking. | |
| I don't know when you donated, but I'm telling you right now, it ain't coming up anytime soon, okay? | |
| It ain't coming up anytime soon. | |
| Fucking Oxenia, whatever the fuck kind of stupid, fucked up fucking fruit bowl name that is. | |
| All right, stop disrupting my Taco Tuesday, you fucking shit. | |
| Hambone requested this. | |
| Fucking play it. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| It's a little bit of Taco Tuesday. | |
| I'm stopping my piece of night. | |
| I am now the king of reefs. | |
| I am now the king of Mexicans. | |
| I am now the king of reefs. | |
| I am now the king of Mexicans. | |
| I am now the king of Mexicans. | |
| I am now the king of reefs. | |
| Classic Taco Tuesday, baby. | |
| Classic Taco Tuesday. | |
| All right. | |
| Anyway, once again, I am now the king of Mexicans, baby. | |
| You know it and I know it. | |
| I'd buy that for a dog. | |
| Cornhog. | |
| I want to wipe my shit all over your face. | |
| Dude, who the fuck is this fucking sick fuck? | |
| Who the fuck is this fuck? | |
| I'd buy that for a dollar. | |
| I am now the king of niggers. | |
| No, dude. | |
| Come on, man. | |
|
Girl Schlomo Pork References
00:06:25
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|
| Why do you all have to resort to doing that shit every fucking time? | |
| I mean, seriously, man, every fucking time, dude, you got to resort to that shit. | |
| Fucking racist bastards. | |
| All right, let's continue, dude, because I had a whole bunch of these fucking donos here. | |
| We got Lone Star. | |
| Lone Star requested this one and said, Ghost, when there's Capitalist America. | |
| Classic days when trolls had originality. | |
| Cheers, Navy Husky. | |
| Hey, look at that. | |
| Capitalist America giving props to Navy Husky. | |
| Cheers to you there. | |
| Once again, there, Capitalist America. | |
| All right, Lone Star requested this one. | |
| All right. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| And it says, Ghost when he is taking time off from the show, slow-mo time. | |
| I know you're making references to like Jews, Lone Star. | |
| I don't understand why, you know, first of all, people are claiming that I'm Jewish. | |
| All right. | |
| Oh, no, dude. | |
| Are you fucking kidding me? | |
| No wonder Lone Star requested this bullshit. | |
| All right, when I'm taking time off, put the PC shot out. | |
| Look at this. | |
| I'm Jewish and you know it. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| I am not a Jew. | |
| I am not a Jew. | |
| Oh no! | |
| Oh no! | |
| Oh no he didn't! | |
| Oh no! | |
| Oh no, he did it! | |
| Oy vey, shut it down! | |
| Circumcise. | |
| You're looking at my scrumo. | |
| You're looking at my scrum. | |
| Shut it down. | |
| Circumcise. | |
| This is why I see care. | |
| Everybody stops and they're staring at me. | |
| I gotta keep up on my head. | |
| I need a friend to show it. | |
| I'm Jewish and you know it. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Ghost, when is my dono cornhog? | |
| Dude, shut up. | |
| I've already played yours. | |
| It's coming up, dude. | |
| Stop fucking being an asshole. | |
| Whoever the fuck you are, Kornhog. | |
| I'm listening to this Jewish stuff here. | |
| All right. | |
| And by the way, I don't really appreciate when Jewish folks wear the coffee filter on their fucking head, like outside of like their religious practices. | |
| I mean, like fucking Ben Shapiro, you know, get that shit off your fucking head, dude. | |
| Seriously, we get it. | |
| You're Jewish. | |
| All right. | |
| Get the fuck out of here with your fucking stupid fucking ridiculousness. | |
| All right. | |
| And by the way, no offense to my Jewish brethren. | |
| All right. | |
| I am circumcised, by the way. | |
| And y'all remember what the Jew said: when God comes back to earth, it's dicks out for God. | |
| And God will know who his chosen people are based upon who is circumcised and who isn't. | |
| Just saying. | |
| I'M SAYING I'M HAVING SEX BEING A GIRL And when I'm all alone. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| I mean, once again, what kind of fucking humor is this? | |
| This is how I play. | |
| Come on, people. | |
| It's time to pray. | |
| Tomorrow is the shopping spot. | |
| Don't be smiling. | |
| No shrimp, no pork, cause we cross your dining Girl, look at my schlomo Girl, look at my schlomo Girl, look at my schlomo Second size Girl, look at my schlomo Girl, look at my schlomo Hey, wait a minute. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Why is everybody freaking out because I'm circumcised, dude? | |
| All right. | |
| What are you talking about? | |
| I mean, you white nationalists, you should be like, yes, fucking ghost, that's what I'm talking about. | |
| Fucking seeing Heil or some shit. | |
| Because every time I get a boner, it looks like a fucking Nazi soldier standing with his Nazi helmet ready to go to war. | |
| All right, what the fuck are you guys talking about for Christ's sake, man? | |
| Just play this shit. | |
| This is why I see I gotta keep on my head. | |
| I'm Jewish and you know it Check it out, check it out. | |
| You know what's a good job? | |
| Eating pork and describing it for Jewish people. | |
| And Muslims, by the way. | |
| I mean, you can just imagine. | |
| Switch the channel, drop the diamond. | |
| No one cares about your semitic penis. | |
| Dude, shut up, all right? | |
| I bet your mama cared. | |
| I'll tell you that right there. | |
| I tell you, all right, we get it. | |
| Who the fuck is donating now, dude? | |
| Let's keep the party going. | |
| Oh, Christian. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| It's my second side. | |
| All right, I think we get it, dude. | |
| All right. | |
| Spaghetti, for Christ's sake. | |
| Look at them. | |
| They tried in 2011. | |
|
Lone Star Respect Issues
00:08:55
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|
| Look at that. | |
| Only 58,000 views. | |
| And by the way, it's going to get a thumbs down because it sucked a cock with it. | |
| All right. | |
| Anyway, Lone Star, really funny, you fucking prick. | |
| Really fucking funny. | |
| All right. | |
| Really funny. | |
| All right. | |
| Anyway, let's get to the next one here. | |
| What is it? | |
| Fucking cornhog. | |
| Cornhog again. | |
| What the fuck is going on here? | |
| Ghost gets all the respect he deserves. | |
| The fuck are you talking about there, corn hog? | |
| I'm telling you, I'm not liking whoever the fuck you are, Derek, for Christ's sake. | |
| Fucking cornhog. | |
| What is this? | |
| Ghost gets all the respect he deserves. | |
| What are you fucking talking about, you fucking piece of shit? | |
| What is this? | |
| Fuck you, cornhog. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| You fucking piece of shit. | |
| You goddamn ungrateful fox, man. | |
| You ungrateful pieces of shit. | |
| God damn it, man. | |
| You know, I mean, for fuck's sake, man. | |
| I mean, I'm out here fucking giving you all fucking ten hours of my life every time I do this fucking broadcast. | |
| And this is the type of fucking respect you give me. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| And what is it? | |
| Why? | |
| Oh, no. | |
| Ghost, I'm gonna Cuomo inside you. | |
| Oh, fuck. | |
| C-O-O-W-E-E. | |
| Ah, splashing sweat, sweats. | |
| I bet you're anonymous. | |
| Slashing sweat, splashing sweatshirts. | |
| I bet you're fucking anonymous. | |
| Slashing fucking sweat. | |
| Slashing sweat, splashing sweat, splashing sweat. | |
| Splashing sweat. | |
| Hey, here, play the rest of this dumbass fucking cornhog shit. | |
| I'm not crying, man. | |
| I deserve more respect. | |
| All right? | |
| I deserve more respect from each and every one of you punks, man. | |
| I deserve more respect. | |
| I'm not crying. | |
| Fuck all of you that think I'm crying, man. | |
| Fuck all of you! | |
| Oh, God! | |
| Oh, my God! | |
| Give me my fucking beer for Christ's sake! | |
| And fuck you, Cornhog, where the fuck you are. | |
| Alright, fuck you. | |
| Give me my fucking drink. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| Respect is earned. | |
| I deserve more respect, man. | |
| Look at all the goddamn shows I do. | |
| Look at how many hours. | |
| Look at how many hours I do for fuck's sake. | |
| What are you talking about? | |
| What are you talking about? | |
| Fucking piece of shit. | |
| How long? | |
| Two minutes we've been hearing fucking babies crying. | |
| Two fucking minutes, for fuck's sake. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| Go making me belch, man. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| You goddamn motherfuckers. | |
| You goddamn motherfuckers, man. | |
| Fuck you, forever's laughing in the chat room at this shit, man. | |
| Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! What are you on? | |
| Blackworm respect is taken, not given. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, well, I deserve more respect. | |
| I'll tell you that shit. | |
| Right, goddamn now. | |
| I deserve more respect. | |
| I tell you that right goddamn now. | |
| Jesus, all right, that's enough. | |
| All right. | |
| Fuck you, cornhog. | |
| You know what? | |
| Whoever the fuck you are, cornhog, you're a piece of shit. | |
| All right? | |
| You're the fucking shit that I scrape off of a waffle of my fucking boot after I go fucking walking around in the shit mud. | |
| You understand that? | |
| Do you understand that? | |
| Oh, God. | |
| All right, let it go to four minutes and that's it for fuck's sake. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| All right, shut this fucking little bastard up. | |
| All right, all right. | |
| All right, man, get this fucking I've had enough of this shit. | |
| Jesus fucking Christ. | |
| Fuck you, Cornhog, whoever the fuck you are, man. | |
| Seriously, I'm not even bullshitting around. | |
| Fuck you, Cornhog, you fucking son of a bitch. | |
| Fuck you, Cornhog. | |
| And who the fuck is next? | |
| Oh, a lone star again. | |
| Oh, good God. | |
| Lone star again. | |
| Jogger eradication. | |
| What the fuck does that mean? | |
| Don't skip the end. | |
| You'll appreciate it. | |
| Alright, what the fuck? | |
| What is this, Lone Star? | |
| What do you got now? | |
| The fuck do you got now, man? | |
| Oh, no, no, no, dude. | |
| Seriously, dude. | |
| Come on. | |
| Come on, man. | |
| Baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, shut up with the fucking baby bottle baby bottle, Baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby bottle, baby | |
| Oh my god, dude. | |
| All right, we're gonna play Lone Stars video. | |
| Here it is. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| Oh, no, not this shit. | |
| Not this shit, please. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| viewer discretion is advised viewer discretion is advised viewer discretion is advised What the fuck? | |
| Somebody made a fucking joke? | |
| Hold on, clause this bad girl, Daddy. | |
| Take me to the woodshed, daddy. | |
| Oh, dude, look, Cornhog, take about 10 steps away from my fucking butt crack with that talk. | |
| Seriously, man. | |
| Somebody made a joke about this. | |
| This is not funny, dude. | |
| This is not funny at all. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| This is not funny! | |
| This is fucked up! | |
| Oh my god! | |
| Oh my god! | |
| There's a fucking Hitler! | |
| Oh my god, this shit takes my eyes! | |
| Oh my god! | |
| Oh my god! | |
| What the fuck am I watching here? | |
| The ovens! | |
| Oh my god! | |
| I'm sorry, folks. | |
| I'm sorry for this shit. | |
| Fucking Lone Star requested this crap. | |
| Lone Star requested this shit. | |
| What is Trump doing in there? | |
| God, come on! | |
| Oh my god, this is fucked up. | |
| Like he's dancing? | |
| Like he's fucking dancing. | |
| Oh good God. | |
| All right, dude, take this shit off. | |
| I mean, for fuck's sake. | |
| I mean, this is not humorous at all. | |
| I mean, the kind of shit that some of you people find humorous is just fucking unbelievable to me, man. | |
| It's just, you know, it's just fucking unbelievable. | |
| I mean, for fuck's sake, fucking Lone Star, you're sick, fuck, man. | |
| Seriously. | |
| All right. | |
| Where are we at? | |
|
Injected Inflammatory Process
00:15:07
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|
| What else are we doing here? | |
| What is this? | |
| Noble Savage is next, okay? | |
| Noble Savage said, Ghost, let's blaze it and laugh at kebabs playing Mario for the first time ever. | |
| Kebabs. | |
| And hold on, before we get to Noble Savage, I think I'm going to take a smoke here for a second, okay? | |
| All right. | |
| I mean, let me just take this on for a second, for Christ's sake. | |
| What are you talking about? | |
| That was on YouTube, dude. | |
| All right, here it is. | |
| Noble Savage requested this. | |
| Okay, so let's see what the hell Noble Savage has in store for us today here. | |
| What is this? | |
| Oh, no, not these kebabs again, dude. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| First, they tried Mexican food, and then they tried gelato. | |
| Now they're going to play Nintendo. | |
| I mean are you sure this isn't against like Allah or some shit? | |
| Are you sure this is not against, like, fucking Allah? | |
| Hey, they got marbles in the third world! | |
| He's got marbles in the third world. | |
| We used to wrestle each other to the ground. | |
| And we used to put bottles on our chest and pretend that we had none of them. | |
| Karam board? | |
| Fuck is that? | |
| Well, at least he's been exposed to cricket. | |
| You know, that's like an Australian-British kind of ship. | |
| Dig a small hole and hide something in the air. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| I don't know what part of Afghanistan this fucker's from. | |
| What do we call Kuklielika? | |
| Kuklielika? | |
| Kuklielika? | |
| We used to play in school. | |
| Ah yeah, of course, of course, the primitive fuckin third world game of soccer. | |
| I'm telling you, man, soccer is such a primitive third-world game, it's sick. | |
| But the Taliban said we cannot play or they're going to behead us. | |
| The Taliban said we could not play. | |
| Can they behead us if we play? | |
| This bitch doesn't even understand what the fuck you're talkin' about, baby! | |
| Super Mario! | |
| Come on! | |
| Come on, come on! | |
| Come on, come on, you can do this. | |
| This was a badass game when it came out. | |
| All right, 1985, 86, 87, dude, those were the years. | |
| Look at these people. | |
| Look at them. | |
| Oh, I didn't know they had this. | |
| It's been out for over f**king 30 years. | |
| We are going to the other hole. | |
| What the hell? | |
| How did I die? | |
| There was no improvised explosive. | |
| It felt like it. | |
| Start. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Come on. Come on. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| This is bad. This is bad. Oh my god. | |
| Let's see if he understands the public the Spitfire. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Look at them enamored with this shit. | |
| You see what I'm saying? | |
| Maybe this is what we should give to the fucking television. | |
| Say, hey, Taliban, look at this. | |
| Play this instead of fucking strapping bombs to your chest. | |
| Look at the guy that's most likely to wear a fucking suicide bomb chest knows how to play this. | |
| Look at him. | |
| Oh, he got to the end! | |
| Oh my god, this is horrible. | |
| This is just unbelievable. | |
| Come on, man! | |
| Fucking three-year-olds can play this game. | |
| There you go. | |
| Come on, kebab. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| This is sad. | |
| This is just sad. | |
| Shit. | |
| And what is this? | |
| Billy F.U., they would still try and turn the game into a bomb. | |
| Oh, dude, that's horrible. | |
| I can turn the game into a let's not go there. | |
| Let's not go there. | |
| Come on. | |
| We're melting pots of friendship. | |
| It was fun. | |
| I want to keep playing it. | |
| I'm sure you do. | |
| No smoke they were eating my player. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| The third one. | |
| They can't believe it. | |
| They love it. | |
| Maybe we need to hand this out to the terrorists. | |
| Maybe we need to hand this out to the terrorists. | |
| Here's a super mario. | |
| How about that? | |
| Come on. | |
| Please subscribe to the channel. | |
| Are you kidding me? | |
| Get out of here. | |
| I'm not subbed to that channel. | |
| Anyway, thank you, Noble Savage. | |
| That's very interesting that we've got kebabs over here like Geno X 1987. | |
| We've got a whole bunch of donos, folks. | |
| Believe it or not, we are backed up pretty bad, dude. | |
| It is, you know, these fuckers, it never ends, dude. | |
| It never ends. | |
| So, anyway, let's get to Geno X 1987. | |
| He didn't request or didn't say anything. | |
| He just requested this video. | |
| Geno X 1987. | |
| Let's see what the hell this is. | |
| The real life Hulks. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Man, I wasn't prepared for that. | |
| It looks like master, but we don't know. | |
| By injecting their muscles with oil. | |
| Oh, these are thoughts that are not meant to be in the body. | |
| Two doctors are on a mission tomorrow. | |
| Oh my god, bro. | |
| It's becoming such a big problem around the world. | |
| They risk limbs. | |
| Let me see if that's the one. | |
| I told him you stop or I'm leaving. | |
| She said, I'm going to leave you because I don't want to. | |
| Oh my god, dude, what the fuck? | |
| Oh my god, picture. | |
| What is this shit, man? | |
| Come on. | |
| Real-life Hulks. | |
| They're injecting themselves with oil. | |
| With oil. | |
| I'm anxious. | |
| Very anxious. | |
| Valgier is understandably anxious. | |
| The doctors have already decided they have to operate on his shoulder. | |
| Are you shitting me? | |
| Are you shitting me? | |
| I don't know if I'll be able to. | |
| Pause this shit. | |
| Pause this shit. | |
| Who the hell just donated? | |
| Aesthetic IRL. | |
| Aesthetic IRL up in here. | |
| Anyway, let's watch the rest of it. | |
| Once again, Geno X 1987 requested this. | |
| Let's fucking sick. | |
| The first results that we got test. | |
| I'm a little bit concerned with what we're saying here. | |
| There's some inflammatory process in your body. | |
| My feeling is that this is coming from the products that you've injected. | |
| Yeah, no, sir. | |
| But more concerning was the fuck's sake. | |
| You're not all of this pure product that you've injected. | |
| It's eaten up and taken over your entire muscle. | |
| This is much more severe than I've seen in the other two cases. | |
| Right now, my biggest concern is this and getting that to heal. | |
| Man, why? | |
| Dr. Ribeiro will operate on his shoulder. | |
| But there are other problem areas, too. | |
| I mean, look, and I'm very... | |
| Dude, I don't understand why people do this. | |
| This is just fucking stupid. | |
| Let me get. | |
| I don't want to see fucking infection coming out of a wound. | |
| It's already starting to. | |
| Oh, Jesus. | |
| I'm about to puke, dude. | |
| I'm about to puke. | |
| Valgier's bicep is. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| No. | |
| And Dr. Mendieta has to take immediate action. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Viewer discretion is advised. | |
| Turn away now. | |
| But it's mainly oh Gino X man, what? | |
| Why? | |
| Why are you requesting shit? | |
| I'm looking at the tip of an iceberg here. | |
| Oh. | |
| Oh. | |
| I feel it's kind of coming to fruition. | |
| Why, dude? | |
| It's foreign size. | |
| Why? | |
| Infection, it can become so severe that that's where you start to lose limbs. | |
| The doctors are so concerned about Valgier, they prep for surgery immediately. | |
| Oh, my God, dude. | |
| I've been at work. | |
| I'm doing it now that I know the doctor explained everything that can happen. | |
| You're a fucking idiot. | |
| Whoever you are. | |
| This guy's a fucking moron. | |
| Are you kidding me? | |
| But the wound has got to be awesome. | |
| We have a whole new area that we led to yesterday. | |
| So as you can see, the body's really starting to work. | |
| We have the arm, we have these two areas. | |
| Hey, look, I'm losing listeners to this shit, Gino. | |
| I'm losing listeners to this fucking bullshit. | |
| What the f- I'm losing listeners to this bullshit. | |
| More than doubling the amount of screen, dude. | |
| Take it off the screen, dude. | |
| We can't watch this. | |
| This is fucking disgusting. | |
| We can't watch this shit. | |
| I mean, seriously, this is fucking gross. | |
| This is fucking disgusting, man. | |
| All of Dr. Ribero's skill to complete this difficult operation. | |
| When Ribeiro went in there to cut all this out, he had to cut it off. | |
| I mean, I don't know what to say. | |
| What am I supposed to say to this? | |
| Ah, take it off. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| But with his shoulders sewn up, Valgier is by no means in the clear. | |
| All right, there's Valgier's sewn up fucking shoulder. | |
| Will this continue to be a problem? | |
| Of course, it's going to be a problem. | |
| He injected himself with oil to make it look like he was ripped. | |
| Okay? | |
| I mean, that's what he did. | |
| Valgier's only hope for better health is to stop injecting shit. | |
| I mean, geez, sorry, Gino, what the fuck? | |
| I mean, seriously, what the fuck? | |
| I'll try to do things differently from now on. | |
| Oh, great. | |
| Yeah, I'm going to do things differently now. | |
| I'm going to do things differently now, you think? | |
| Thank you, Gino. | |
| Young, dude, you're a sick fuck. | |
| Fuck you, who donated this shit. | |
| Oh, what? | |
| Now he's going to go up to pray to fucking Jesus. | |
| Jesus, I'm sorry. | |
| I didn't mean to. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| I won't inject anymore. | |
| I injected the fucking shit that they injected into Nikki Minaj's ass into my muscles, and now I'm fucked. | |
| All right, take this shit out of here. | |
| Fucking Gino, you're a sick fuck, dude. | |
| Seriously. | |
| We did not need to hear. | |
| We did not need to see that whatsoever. | |
| We did not need to see that whatsoever, for fuck's sake. | |
| All right. | |
| Anyway, who the hell else we got? | |
| We got Lone Star. | |
| Wait a minute. | |
| Lone Star again? | |
|
Nikki Minaj Muscle Injection
00:05:13
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| For fuck's sake, man. | |
| Lone Star again. | |
| Anyway, this is this is what is this? | |
| This one is a deep thinker ghost. | |
| You will appreciate it. | |
| Have a drink and a smoke, bro. | |
| You will make this 12-hour show epic, dude. | |
| I'm not doing 12 hours, dude. | |
| I mean, you know, I'm not doing that shit, dude. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| I'm tired of you people fucking, you know, trying to get me to do that. | |
| It ain't happening. | |
| All right. | |
| And hold on, wait a minute. | |
| This might be an ass or some shit, dude. | |
| I mean, Jesus fucking Christ, man. | |
| It just pisses me off that I gotta fucking vet this shit. | |
| All right, I'm serious. | |
| It just pisses me off that I gotta vet this shit, man. | |
| Fucking piece of shit. | |
| All right, I think this is good. | |
| I have no idea. | |
| I have no idea. | |
| So please, viewer discretion is advised. | |
| And once again, who the hell just donated? | |
| Oh, yeah, the fucking dumbass lone star. | |
| So viewer discretion is advised, folks. | |
| All right. | |
| I don't know what the hell this is. | |
| We're all bored now. | |
| But has it ever occurred to you, Wally, that the process that creates this boredom that we see in the world now may very well be a self-perpetuating, unconscious form of brainwashing created by a world totalitarian government based on money? | |
| And that all of this is much more dangerous than one thinks. | |
| And that's not just a question of individual survival, Wally, but that somebody who's bored is asleep and somebody who's asleep will not say no. | |
| What? | |
| Why should I keep meeting these people? | |
| Just a few days ago, I met this man whom I greatly admire, he's a Swedish physicist, Gustav Bjornstrand. | |
| And he told me that he no longer watches television, he doesn't read newspapers, and he doesn't read magazines. | |
| He's completely cut them out of his life because he's not. | |
| I don't blame him. | |
| I don't blame him for cutting him out of his life. | |
| And what is this snake at 103? | |
| Yeah, let me see that. | |
| That's not a 103. | |
| It's all right. | |
| It's not these people. | |
| I mean, just a few days ago, I met this man whom I greatly admire. | |
| He's a Swedish physicist, Gustav Bjornstrand. | |
| And he told me that he no longer watches television. | |
| He doesn't read newspapers. | |
| He doesn't. | |
| What is that? | |
| Made you look dumbass. | |
| He cut him out of his life because he really does feel that we're living in some kind of Orwellian nightmare now, and that everything that you hear now contributes to turning you into a robot. | |
| When I was at Finhorn, I met this extraordinary expert who had devoted his life to saving trees. | |
| Just got back from Washington, lobbying to save the Red Woods. | |
| He's 84 years old. | |
| He always travels with a backpack because he never knows where he's going to be tomorrow. | |
| And when I met him at Finhorn, he said to me, Where are you from? | |
| And I said, New York. | |
| He said, Ah, New York. | |
| Yes, that's a very interesting place. | |
| Do you know a lot of New Yorkers who keep talking about the fact that they want to leave but never do? | |
| And I said, Oh, yes. | |
| And he said, Why do you think they don't leave? | |
| I gave him different banal theories. | |
| He said, Oh, I don't think it's that way at all. | |
| He said, I think that New York is the new model for the new concentration camp, where the camp has been built by the inmates themselves, and the inmates are the guards, and they have this pride in this thing they've built. | |
| They've built their own prison, and so they exist in a state of schizophrenia where they are both guards and prisoners, and as a result, they no longer have, having been lobotomized, the capacity to leave the prison they've made or to even see it as a prison. | |
| He went into his pocket and he took out a seed for a tree, and he said, This is a pine tree. | |
| He put it in my hand and he said, Escape before it's too late. | |
| See, actually, for two or three years now, Chiquita and I have had this very unpleasant feeling that we really should get out. | |
| Don't we really feel like Jews in Germany in the late 30s? | |
| Get out of here. | |
| Of course, the problem is where to go, because it seems quite obvious that the whole world is going in the same direction. | |
| You're damn right. | |
| There ain't nowhere to run, baby. | |
| See, I think it's quite possible that the 1960s represented the last burst of the human being before he was extinguished. | |
| And that this is the beginning of the rest of the future now. | |
| That from now on, there'll simply be all these robots walking around, feeling nothing, thinking nothing. | |
| And there'll be nobody left almost to remind them that there once was a species called a human being. | |
| That's a big thing. | |
| With feelings and force. | |
| And that history and memory are right now being erased. | |
| And soon, nobody will really remember that life existed on the planet. | |
| That's not untrue. | |
| Now, of course, Bjornstrand feels that there's really almost no hope, and that we're probably going back to a very savage, lawless, terrifying period. | |
| Finhorn people see it a little differently. | |
| It's their feeling that there'll be these pockets of light springing up in different parts of the world, and that these will be, in a way, invisible planets on this planet. | |
| And that as we or the world grow colder, we can take invisible space journeys to these different planets, refuel for what it is we need to do itself, and come back. | |
|
Human Species Erasure
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| You lost me there. | |
| And it's their feeling that there have to be centers now where people can come and reconstruct a new future for the world. | |
| And when I was talking to Gustav Bjornstrand, he was saying that actually these centers are growing up everywhere now. | |
| A.K. Todd dropped a diamond into the world. | |
| And in a way, what I was trying to do. | |
| I mean, these things can't be given names, but in a way, these are all attempts at creating a new kind of school or a new kind of monastery. | |
| And Bjornstrand talks about the concept of reserves, islands of safety where history can be remembered and the human being can continue to fight in order to maintain the species through a dark age. | |
| In other words, we're talking about an underground. | |
| Yep, Antarctica. | |
| Just saying. | |
| Anyway, Lone Star, I thought you were going to throw something freaky there, but I'm glad that you didn't. | |
| And it looks like people were actually listening to whatever that damn dude was saying, which was rather, you know, a little deep, to say the least. | |
| You know what I'm saying? | |
| Anyway, look, dude, we got so many donos we got to do. | |
| It's fucking unbelievable. | |
| Let's get to the next one here. | |
| A message to ghost. | |
| A message to ghost from Poppy. | |
| Whatever the hell that means. | |
| All right. | |
| What the hell is this? | |
| Excuse me. | |
| What is this? | |
| A message to ghost from Poppy. | |
| What is this? | |
| You're a racist. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| Are you fucking... | |
| Are you shitting me? Are you... | |
| Are you fucking joking? | |
| Hey, what is this? | |
| School us on Antarctica, please. | |
| I'll do it later, dude. | |
| I've got too many donos to do, you know, it's fucking, it's just unbelievable. | |
| But what the fuck is this? | |
| Oh, no, shit. | |
| Look at this. | |
| Poppy. | |
| Poppy. | |
| Hold on, we got a glitch here. | |
| We just got a blip. | |
| Is everybody, you know, I just saw it right now. | |
| We just dropped a few frames here. | |
| Testies, testies, one, two. | |
| Testies, testies, one, two, three. | |
| Is everybody getting me here? | |
| Is everybody all right? | |
| All right, I think we're good here. | |
| Okay, I think we're good. | |
| Anyway, play it one more time. | |
| Once again, a message to ghost from Poppy. | |
| Here it is. | |
| You're a racist. | |
| You stupid dumb bitch trying to talk like a little girl. | |
| Fucking thumbs down this shit. | |
| All right, just thumbs down this shit for Christ's sake. | |
| Good lord. | |
| All right, good lord. | |
| All right, can we continue on here? | |
| All right. | |
| A message to ghost from Pop. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| All right, let's get to the next dono here. | |
| This one was requested by Bonzie Buddy. | |
| Bonzie Buddy said, greetings, dusty old boomer. | |
| Since you are having a hard time with Fortnite, here's a game you may enjoy. | |
| Cheers, huh? | |
| What do you think I may enjoy there, Bonzie Buddy? | |
| I'm very curious here. | |
| What is this shit? | |
| Hold on, what is this shit? | |
| Hold on. | |
| I got to make sure this isn't some fucking snake in the ass either. | |
| Okay, I think this is okay. | |
| I have no idea. | |
| Let's see what the hell this is. | |
| Once again, who the hell requested this? | |
| Bonzie Buddy says that I should play this game. | |
| Put the PC shot on. | |
| What is this? | |
|
Minecraft Boring Heaven Game
00:07:59
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| Oh, Minecraft, dude. | |
| Minecraft? | |
| I mean, this is. | |
| I could never play this game, dude. | |
| Look at the primitive graphics. | |
| It looks fucking stupid and boring. | |
| I mean, I don't understand how anybody finds any kind of self-gratification or any kind of gratification in general when it comes to playing this stupid shit. | |
| I'm serious. | |
| I'm not even kidding. | |
| I'm not kidding. | |
| Look at this primitive shit. | |
| And what exactly This is fucking stupid. | |
| What are you talking about? | |
| I don't get it. | |
| It's fucking stupid. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| I mean, give me a break, dude. | |
| This is so fucking dumb. | |
| I'm not even kidding. | |
| This is so dumb, dude. | |
| I don't understand how anybody could play this. | |
| I mean, just watching this gets on my nerves. | |
| Just watching this makes me want to fucking throw up. | |
| It's just stupid. | |
| Boring. | |
| I mean, it's fucking boring, for heaven's sake. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| I mean, seriously? | |
| suit. | |
| Cole Grey. | |
| Yay. | |
| Yay, spaghetti. | |
| I get to create pixelated bullshit. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| Yay. | |
| I mean, especially when there are many, many of them. | |
| A new game for Ghost. | |
| Dude, stop donating to me. | |
| Seriously, dude. | |
| I'm not fucking joking. | |
| Just stop donating, for heaven's sake. | |
| Are we done here? | |
| Great. | |
| I mean, I don't know if I'm supposed to be impressed or. | |
| I mean, I don't know if I'm supposed to say yay. | |
| Good job. | |
| I mean, I have no idea what the fuck I'm supposed to be reacting to that. | |
| Anyway, Bonzie Buddy, no thank you. | |
| I don't think I'm going to be hooking up with any kind of Minecraft any goddamn at any time, dude. | |
| I think it's a dumb game. | |
| No offense. | |
| We can agree to disagree. | |
| But yeah, I don't like it, dude. | |
| All right, who's next here? | |
| I mean, we got Arn Hammond again. | |
| Arn Hammond again, for Christ's sake. | |
| I'd buy that for a dollar. | |
| The game is Texas Hold'em recreated in Minecraft. | |
| Should be More Your Speed, Dusty Bones. | |
| Oh, great. | |
| Yeah, okay, great. | |
| All right, now, look, I'm going to tell everybody right now: viewer discretion is advised, okay? | |
| Because I don't know where Arn Hammond got this, but it looks like it has some flashing images. | |
| So if you so happen to be a little epileptic or something, I would strongly advise you to not view this. | |
| This is, I don't know what Art, I don't know if he's trying to compete with Geno X 1987 or what, but here it is. | |
| Arn Hammond, I don't even know what the hell this is. | |
| That's right. | |
| Now just try to hold it steady. | |
| Don't let your hand move. | |
| I mean, this is some MK Ultra shit. | |
| I don't know if this is trying to conjure up MK Ultra victims. | |
| I don't know what's going on here. | |
| But I think that Arn Hammond's trying to compete with old Gino X 1987. | |
| I get it. | |
| That's the game of this guy. | |
| We often become positive reactions. | |
| I'm activated. | |
| I mean, I'm serious, dude. | |
| This is like some fucking MKUltra crap. | |
| Remember, emotional behavior is largely involuntary. | |
| What if somebody's tripping out on acid right now? | |
| What if somebody is on shrooms listening to this? | |
| Watching this. | |
| What if somebody is on some fucked-up psychotropic drugs and he's watching this? | |
| I'd love to be licked today. | |
| What about Tony Foster? | |
| I think we can divide you with the next bit on the surface. | |
| I don't even know what to say to this. | |
| Like I said, it just doesn't make sense. | |
| It's like it's trying to activate you. | |
| Check out what's gonna be even real. | |
| Especially when there are many, many of them. | |
| Jeez, don't donate to me. | |
| I am activated. | |
| All right, great, dude. | |
| Don't donate to me anymore, dude. | |
| I'm fucking done, man. | |
| I am fucking done, seriously. | |
| I'm going to pause my notions and this is keep coming in there. | |
| For fuck's sake. | |
| And what the f**k am I watching here? | |
| And they seem to be the emotions Is that Washington? | |
| Is that Ruski? | |
| Is this Ruski here? | |
| Hell no, they'll just donate it here. | |
| Bonzie Buddy, SleeperAgentActivated.exe, dude. | |
| That's not even funny, dude. | |
| Seriously. | |
| I mean, because I hear Ruski in here, Bonzie Buddy. | |
| Seriously. | |
| Fuckin' Ruskies! | |
| Oh my god, Art Hammond, what the actual fuck, dude? | |
| I mean, seriously. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Oh, Jesus Christ. | |
| All right, look, I don't know what the hell that was. | |
| But that was definitely some subliminal messengery type shit. | |
| I'll tell you that right goddamn now. | |
| Jesus Christ, man. | |
| And what is this? | |
| It may not appeal ghosty, but Minecraft and other open games evoke the same emotions and thought processes as painting are making to you. | |
| Hitler's underscore dick, Gino, Bonzie Buddy, the chats, the IC. | |
|
RoboCop Schwarzenegger Mix
00:04:32
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| Movie Night When. | |
| Cap 2 Bandesi. | |
| Okay, great. | |
| I don't know, dude. | |
| In my opinion, I just think that Minecraft is, you know, it's a waste of time, but we can agree to disagree here, man. | |
| Anyway, I've got to continue because I got so many donos here. | |
| Cheekbuster. | |
| Hold on, what is this? | |
| Billy F.U. just donated, said Comrade Activated, Activa Dick Punching Pro or Dick Pouching Program. | |
| I think that's what you said. | |
| Cheers, Billy F.U. Kumi Sanders just dropped a diamond and said it's a signal that the Russians used to help Trump. | |
| Fuck off. | |
| Fuck off for Christ's sake. | |
| Can we get the Cheekbusters video? | |
| He said, evening, ghost. | |
| Just got home from a long day at work, and I'm going to unwind with the show and play some civilization. | |
| Here's another game I might get back into when this drops next week. | |
| All right, so what is Cheekbuster hooking it up with here? | |
| Let's take a look at this. | |
| The hell is this? | |
| Uh-oh, wait a minute. | |
| Hold on just a second. | |
| Didn't everybody just wasn't everybody just alluding to this? | |
| All right, put the PC shut on. | |
| Cheekbuster requested this. | |
| Mortal Kombat 11 What does everybody think about Mortal Kombat 11? | |
| Haven't we done this before? | |
| Well, it's got RoboCop and the fucking Arnold Schwarzenegger. | |
| We have met, I am sure of it. | |
| It's RoboCop and Arnold Schwarzenegger. | |
| Pause this. | |
| Sleeper agent boomer activated. | |
| You know what, Cornhog? | |
| Fuck off. | |
| All right. | |
| Sleeper agent boomer. | |
| Fuck you, dude. | |
| All right. | |
| Anyway, let me watch Robocop and Arnold Schwarzenegger. | |
| I mean, I can't believe this is Mortal Kombat now. | |
| They've got RoboCop and Arnold Schwarzenegger, dude. | |
| What the fuck?! | |
| Are you shitting me? | |
| No longer these fucking matches! | |
| For Christ's sake, come on, man! | |
| I don't get it, dude. | |
| I mean, I mean, I really don't get this. | |
| I don't see why you need Robocop and Arnold Schwarzenegger here. | |
| Oh, man. | |
| May 26th. | |
| May 26th is where it comes out. | |
| You are coming with me. | |
| I don't know, man. | |
| Cheekbuster. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I used to like Mortal Kombat back when it was in the arcades and shit. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Where did RoboCop and Arnold Schwarzenegger come from, dude? | |
| I mean, I don't know. | |
| If you can tell me the backstory of that or something, maybe I'll understand it. | |
| But cheers to Cheekbuster for wanting to get this game here coming out May 26th. | |
| All right, let's go ahead and take another look at, well, hold on, wait a minute. | |
| Ard Hammond again. | |
| Are you fucking kidding me? | |
| Ard Hammond again. | |
| For fuck's sake, man. | |
| And of course, Ard Hammond didn't say anything, right? | |
| He just fucking just, here it is. | |
| And wait a minute. | |
| This is this other. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Folks, I don't know what kind of fucking sick ass mood Ard Hammond is in, but I think he's trying to compete with Geno X 1987. | |
|
Brony Mortal Kombat Video
00:15:33
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|
| Take a look at this. | |
| If you weren't activated on the last video, maybe this Ard Hammond video will activate you. | |
| Alright, here it is. | |
| Viewer discretion is advised once again. | |
| Flashing images ahead. | |
| Malice in Wonderland. | |
| I need another beer, for Christ's sake, man. | |
| I need more beer! | |
| Jesus Christ, you guys, man. | |
| Graphics by some jack, of course. | |
| What the hell else is doing? | |
| Animation by Vince Collins, some fucking weeb. | |
| I'm late, I'm late! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| ...get hurt because drivers don't see them on time. | |
| This simple invention could save a lot of Ho's life and increase profit. | |
| Only $19.99. | |
| Hey, Dr. Meow in the house. | |
| Thank you very much, Dr. Meow. | |
| We'll get to yours in just a second, dude. | |
| We got a whole fucking bunch of dodos we got to do because people were trying to be cute tonight. | |
| But thank you, Dr. Meow. | |
| Let's get back to Art Hammond's freaky ass video here. | |
| Here it is. | |
| By the way, where's my goddamn bomb over? | |
| Oh my god, what the fuck was that at? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Take that shit and what the fuck? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Oh Jesus Christ. | |
| What the fuck am I watching? | |
| What the actual fuck? | |
| I knew this fucking weed shit. | |
| I knew it was some fucking weed shit. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| No! | |
| What the actual fuck, man? | |
| What the actual fuck? | |
| Oh my god, dude, how long is this? | |
| four minutes I need to open my gear Where's my bomb over? | |
| For fuck's sake. | |
| This is fucking disgusting. | |
| This is fucking disgusting. | |
| Why would anybody make some shit like this? | |
| Seriously? | |
| Why would anybody make this shit shit? | |
| Why would anybody make this shit shit? | |
| Oh, God. | |
| Dude, you know, why? | |
| Why? | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| I hope nobody is trippin' out of Masson right now. | |
| But you're a sick fuck, you know? | |
| You know that? | |
| Hardham, you are a shit fuck. | |
| What? | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| How's this? | |
| And what, Magna Brony? | |
| Mortal Kombat always has a few guest characters now. | |
| Freddy Krueger, Jason Leatherface, Spawn, Joker, Alien, and Predator. | |
| To help explain RoboCop and the Terminator, Warner Bros. Games and whoever makes the games have been doing crossovers where they bring different horror movie and action movie icons into the game since Mortal Kombat 9. | |
| They had Freedy Krueger in one game. | |
| That's, you know, I think that cheapifies the whole fucking game. | |
| That's a shame, dude. | |
| But hey, you know, the convergence of all the media companies, you know, they could just take media licenses and all that shit. | |
| All right, thank you, both MAGA Brony and about Mortal Kombat. | |
| We appreciate the insight. | |
| No shit. | |
| All right, get back to Art Hammond's video, folks. | |
| Viewer discretion is a draw. | |
| All right, Jesus Christ. | |
| Get my beer. | |
| You guys were subjected to me. | |
| What? | |
| What? | |
| Oh my God. | |
| Good lord. | |
| Oh, I've had such a curious dream. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Look, I'm sorry. | |
| Somebody in the chat room is saying this video is going to give you an anxiety attack. | |
| Hey, look, this is actually copyrighted on top of that. | |
| This is actually copyrighted. | |
| That's hilarious. | |
| I'd buy that. | |
| Zalto becomes S-G-H-A-R-R-R-R-R-T-T-F-G-T-U-N-P-L-U-N-O. | |
| Bonzie Buddy Zalgo, here comes Sagarot. | |
| I don't know what the hell. | |
| I don't know what kind of fucked up language you're talking there, Bonzie Buddy, but give me a fucking break. | |
| Anyway, Ard Hammond, I don't know what he's trying to do with these videos. | |
| I don't know if he's trying to compete with Geno X 1987. | |
| I don't know if he's in some kind of an edgelord mood. | |
| I have no fucking idea. | |
| But good God, with that shit there, Ard Hammond. | |
| Good God. | |
| Anyway, who the hell's next? | |
| Oh, oh, look who it is. | |
| It's Piss Goblin. | |
| Piss Goblin is now next. | |
| And it said, a loving mashup tribute I did for you. | |
| I hope you love it. | |
| Also, I should be an anonymous number, so if you want to talk, I'm here, okay? | |
| So let's take a look at Piss Goblin's video and let's take a look. | |
| Look, I want to be honest with you. | |
| Piss Goblin, they're not very favorable mashups. | |
| This person doesn't make very, you know, videos that are favorable to me or anything of that nature. | |
| So let's see what Piss Goblin has in store here, okay? | |
| Is everybody ready for this? | |
| All right, here it is. | |
| Piss Goblin. | |
| Put the PC shot on. | |
| What is this? | |
| Not Eminem, dude. | |
| Come on. | |
| Of course, you have to piss me off with this shit. | |
| Can't you see? | |
| I'm easily bothered by Pasisto. | |
| You can monster! | |
| Come on, last shit! | |
| Eminem and Pan Terra! | |
| What a hand! | |
| Are you fucking kidding me, Friends? | |
| I'll cut more friends like you. | |
| What do I do? | |
| Is there no statue anymore? | |
| Musical blasphemy! | |
| THAT'S ALL I GOTTA SAY TO THIS SHIT! | |
| What the fuck? | |
| What kind of shit is this? | |
| What did you say? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Oh my god, dude. | |
| What? | |
| Did we really need that ass slap at the end with fucking stupid ass Obama? | |
| Fucking piss goblin, man. | |
| And by the way, this fucking person, Piss Goblin, their fucking channel, that's all it is, is fucking making fun of me. | |
| That's all it is. | |
| And what now? | |
| Especially when there are many. | |
| They should get this guy to be in Mortal Kombat. | |
| What do you think, ghosts? | |
| I don't know, dude. | |
| Please stop donating to me, man. | |
| Seriously. | |
| All right, please stop donating to me, man. | |
| I'm so fucking done with this show. | |
| It just, I'm just so done with this show. | |
| I'm sorry, folks. | |
| I know that I know that maybe people in here are saying, man, what's wrong with ghosts? | |
| I'm just done with this shit. | |
| Are you fucking kidding me? | |
| Koomi Sanders dropped a diamond and said, Musical blasted me to have Pantera fruit up Eminem. | |
| Yeah, fuck you. | |
| All right. | |
| Fruit up Eminem. | |
| All right, let's get to Norse Brony, okay? | |
| Norse Brony requested this and said this beat just dropped five days ago. | |
| Skull. | |
| The fuck are you talking about there, Norris Brony? | |
| All right, what is this? | |
| Dude, no, dude. | |
| We heard that. | |
| I don't even know why I do this fucking show sometimes, man. | |
| I'm not even fucking kidding around, man. | |
| Once again, the fucking Norse Brony requested this. | |
| I hope you're ready. | |
| Fucking Toad. | |
| All right, fucking Toad. | |
| All right, here it is. | |
| And I can't believe that there's people that actually wait for this to come out. | |
| This stupid fucking crap. | |
| Oh, Christ, man. | |
| Listening to this shit is like listening to fucking nails on chalkboard. | |
| All right. | |
| Here, y'all want to listen to fucking Toad? | |
| Enjoy this shit. | |
| Drums are going tonight. | |
| But you hear Tommy whispers of some quality. | |
| How do you like that shit? | |
| How do you like that shit? | |
| Give my drink. | |
| Norks Brody requested this horseshit! | |
| Oh, God. | |
| Oh, man. | |
| I don't know what to do with the boy, man. | |
| Like I said, don't donate to me anymore, alright? | |
| Don't donate to me anymore, man. | |
| I'm fuckin' done, man. | |
| Turn to me, as if you say, Harry Potter every year! | |
| My god, no. | |
| Oh, please. | |
| It's gonna take a lot of fucking life, folks. | |
| All right, this is my fucked up fucking shit bag life. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| What? | |
| What is it? | |
| What? | |
| What is this? | |
| T for Toad Fan Club. | |
| You know, I'm starting to believe that some of you fucking idiots have a hard-on for this stupid fucking shit. | |
| All right, you fuckers keep donating. | |
| Fucking Norse Brody donated this shit. | |
| I'm serious, man. | |
| What do I expect, man? | |
| This is the fucking internet, man. | |
| I mean, what the fuck do I expect, man? | |
| Jesus Check, this is gonna be even. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| Especially when there are many. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| The good old days. | |
| All right, fudge. | |
| Look, nobody donate to me anymore, man. | |
| I'm fucking done. | |
| I'm done. | |
| I'm done. | |
| Especially listening to shit like this! | |
| Oh, my God! | |
| How long is this? | |
| I can't barely take this. | |
| I'm sure there's a bunch of people out there getting their ears raped. | |
| And I'm sorry, folks. | |
| I'm very sorry. | |
| All right, but Jesus Christ, this is what people want to hear at fucking 2.30 in the goddamn morning here on the Go Show. | |
| All right. | |
| Fucking Norse Brody requested this, alright? | |
| Just imagine, all right? | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| And why? | |
| I don't even want to. | |
| This is fucking cringe, man. | |
| What? | |
| I'm so glad people share in my refined taste of music. | |
| Yeah, fuck you, Luna. | |
| All right. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| I'm losing listeners to this shit. | |
| I'M LOSING LISTENERS TO THE SHIT! | |
| Are we done? | |
| Are we fucking almost done? | |
| Jesus Hall. | |
| Shut this shit up. | |
| Shut this fucking bullshit up already, man. | |
| Good God. | |
| Thanks fucking. | |
| Take this shit off. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| Jesus Christ, man. | |
| All right. | |
| Yeah, thanks a lot, Norse Brody. | |
| Thanks a lot. | |
| Fuck. | |
| All right, before I get to the next one here, let me go ahead. | |
| How long has it been? | |
| How long have we been on here? | |
| Six hours. | |
| All right, five hours and 55 minutes. | |
|
500 Lemons Treasure Chest
00:02:58
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|
| So, for everybody who's been chilling with me here this whole time, I'm going to open up the treasure chest right now. | |
| All right, how do you like a little bit of that? | |
| All right. | |
| I'm telling you that right now. | |
| Stop donating to me. | |
| Weebs BT. | |
| Okay, great. | |
| Stop donating to me for fuck's sake, man. | |
| Give me my fucking drink. | |
| All right, now I'm going to open up the... | |
| There's 2,500 lemons in the treasure chest, okay? | |
| When I open it, I would like for each and every one of you to post in the chat room how many lemons that you received, and I will go ahead and let everybody know the top five lemon gators. | |
| Does everybody understand that? | |
| All right, I'm going to open up the chest here in five, four, three, two, one. | |
| Let's distribute them right now. | |
| There it is. | |
| All right, there it is. | |
| And hold on, what the hell happened? | |
| Wait, what the hell happened? | |
| I opened the chest, right? | |
| Yeah, I did, right? | |
| Where is it? | |
| I opened the fucking chest, right? | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| All right, let me know how many goddamn lemons you get here. | |
| I don't know, something fucked up here. | |
| I don't know what the fuck's going on. | |
| It could be my shitty ass fucking mouse here that doesn't work worth a shit. | |
| So, once again, let us know. | |
| Here it is. | |
| The top five people who got lemons. | |
| I'm about to name them right now. | |
| All right. | |
| Is everybody ready? | |
| Excuse me. | |
| Wolf Revenge with 279. | |
| Aura Aura with 160. | |
| Pettis. | |
| Pettis with 116. | |
| Brony the Ghostler with 92. | |
| And Colin 1215 with 77. | |
| All right. | |
| 77. | |
| All right. | |
| Now, I don't know if I can put any more. | |
| No, I think I can. | |
| Can I put some more? | |
| Can I put another 1,500? | |
| How about I put another 1,500 into the treasure chest? | |
| Can I do it? | |
| No, I exceeded my weekly limit. | |
| Okay, how about 1,000? | |
| Can I put another 1,000 in there? | |
| I exceeded my weekly limit. | |
| Well, how much can I fucking put in there, dude? | |
| 500? | |
| Can I put 500? | |
| Okay, I could put 500 lemons in there. | |
| That's my weekly limit, unfortunately, folks. | |
| So there's 500 lemons in there. | |
| So we'll go ahead and open up the chest later on. | |
| Once again, thank you all for kicking back with me. | |
| And I do want to remind everybody that it takes 4,250 lemons to get 50 bucks if you want to cash out here on D-Live. | |
| So just FYI to everybody out there. | |
|
Satanic Mass Indulgences
00:04:19
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|
| It pays to listen to Old Ghost. | |
| And what is this? | |
| Haven't we paid you enough to get a new mouse, you cheap antique merchant? | |
| You fuck off, asshole. | |
| All right. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| All right. | |
| Are you still taking phone calls? | |
| I will. | |
| Give me about three or four more donos and we'll take a little bit more calls here. | |
| All right. | |
| When is my video? | |
| We just fucking played your fucking video, you fucking moron. | |
| Jesus Christ, this fucking guy, man. | |
| All right. | |
| Ghost Ton LeVay requested this one. | |
| All right. | |
| And by the way, you got another one, Cornhog. | |
| So if you're fucking worried about it. | |
| Anyway, Ghoston LeVay requested this and didn't say anything. | |
| He just fucking requested this shit. | |
| So let's see what Ghoston LeVay has to say here. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Is everybody ready for this? | |
| All right, get ready for a little blatant Satanism, whoever the hell Ghost on LeVay is, because we're gonna hear in Anton LeVay, at least about four or five minutes of it, a satanic mass. | |
| Is everybody ready? | |
| A little satanic mass. | |
| Are you ready for it, Satan? | |
| Yes, I am ready. | |
| And I would like everybody who is listening to the satanic mass to get down on your knees and bow down! | |
| Bow down to the dark Lord! | |
| BOW DOWN TO THE DARK LORD NOW, AND LET THE EVIL FLOW FREEDLY. | |
| Anyway, thank you, Satan. | |
| Let's go ahead. | |
| Once again, Ghost Don LeVay requested this, so let's play it. | |
| Ghost on LeVay, we are now entering into the Satanic Mass. | |
| Everybody who listens from now therein, understands the consequences of participating in the satanic mass. | |
| Is everybody ready? | |
| Let us pray. | |
| Open wide the gates of hell and come forth from the abyss by his name. | |
| Hey, wait a minute. | |
| What the hell? | |
| We're listening to a satanic mass here. | |
| Hey, look at Piss Goblin. | |
| Satan is good. | |
| Satan is my pal. | |
| Satan is good. | |
| Satan is my pal. | |
| And by the way, Coyote, I'm skipping Fropplers because he didn't pay the $20, $20, okay? | |
| So Froppler can go frop a clock with it or cock with it, excuse me. | |
| All right. | |
| Anyway, let's continue on. | |
| What? | |
| For a dollar? | |
| If you don't play my video next, I'll join the IC. | |
| It's next, dude. | |
| All right. | |
| Shut up. | |
| We're listening to the fucking satanic mass here. | |
| Have some fucking respect. | |
| All right. | |
| Jesus Christ, man. | |
| All right. | |
| Play this shit. | |
| What? | |
| Umbasa in the chat voice. | |
| Let's banish these demons. | |
| Oh, look at Hitler's dick all of a sudden as a Christian. | |
| How do I like that, huh? | |
| How do you like a little bit of that, huh? | |
| All right, go ahead. | |
| Play the rest of Anton LeVay here. | |
| Or at least four or five minutes or something. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Bye-bye. | |
| There it is. | |
|
Loki Shaitan Demon Banish
00:03:33
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|
| I drink from this shower and partake of the elixir of ecstasy. | |
| And with this rod, I place the blessings of hell upon us. | |
| Grant me the indulgences of which I speak. | |
| I have taken thy name as a part of myself. | |
| I live as the beasts of the field, rejoicing in the flesh with life. | |
| I pay for the just and curse the rotten. | |
| Yes. | |
| May all the gods of the wind, I command that these things that we can speak are not answered to your names by manifesting my desire. | |
| Oh, hear the name Mammon, Mammon, Melech, Melech, Typhon, Typhon, | |
| Mola, Mola, Molach, Samael, Samael, Set, Set, Set, Shaitan, Shaitan, Short, Short, | |
| Loki, Loki, Loki, Vanjiliri, Pasaza, Gas Harinuta, Mireta, Orta Ila, Godaza Polahane, | |
| Kalsaga, Homida, Das Perinu, Om Akahe, War, Ikala, Everybody feeling in an era, O Do Tikale Pwa Zoda Reje, | |
| Rate Zoderedo, No Comada, O Ahe Iaita The mighty voices of my vengeance smash the stillness of the air and stand as monoliths of wrath upon a plain of writhing serpents. | |
| I am become as a monstrous machine of annihilation to the festering fragments of the body of he who would detain me. | |
| It repenteth me not that my summons go ride upon the blasting winds which multiply the sting of my bitterness, and great black sliding shapes shall rise from the brackish pits of hell and vomit forth their pustulance into his puny brain. | |
| I call upon the messengers of doom to slash the grimly light, this victim I have chosen. | |
| Silence is that voiceless bird that feeds upon the brain pulp of him who hath tormented me. | |
| And the agony of the is to be shall sustain itself. | |
|
Ghost Gay Man Tutor Roast
00:14:41
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|
| All right, we had about five minutes of Anton LeVay and his satanic mask. | |
| Somebody in the chat room said this is edgelord boomerism. | |
| You know, so you know, it is what it is, but people believe in this shit. | |
| You'd be surprised who believes in this shit, especially in our leadership. | |
| As far as the powers that be are concerned, you'd be fucking surprised. | |
| Anyway, Ghost on LeVay requested that. | |
| Let's continue because we got another fucking one by Cornhog. | |
| Cornhog said, Ghost is a kid defending his granny's honor. | |
| What is this? | |
| Opinions on Kimber 1911. | |
| Dude, come on, dude. | |
| I mean, listen. | |
| I would be extensive in some of the esoteric and satanic shit that you folks are talking about here, but I've got so many fucking donos here. | |
| Let's do, let's just get these out of the way. | |
| Stop donating, and maybe we can get to some shit like that. | |
| Who knows, all right? | |
| Anyway, let's continue. | |
| Corn Dog said, ghost as a kid defending his granny's honor. | |
| So let's see what Cornhog or whatever the fuck his name is has in store here. | |
| Hold on, what is this? | |
| Ghost defending his granny's honor. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Put the PC shot on. | |
| What is this, Cornhog? | |
| What is this shit? | |
| Hello. | |
| Hey, come, Guzzler. | |
| Eight inches. | |
| What we have here is a recording of Ghosts Bar Mitzvah. | |
| What we have here is a recording of Ghost Bar Mitzvah. | |
| Fuck you, Cornhog, or I'd fuck you up your goddamn dirty shit funnel. | |
| Play is stupid crap. | |
| Hey, grandma, hang up the phone. | |
| Let me tell you something, you motherfucker. | |
| Let me tell you something. | |
| You call this motherfucking phone one more time, and it'll drag your goddamn number, and I will clip every fucking limb off your fucking body. | |
| Do you understand me? | |
| Don't call my fucking house and disrespect my fucking grandmother like that. | |
| Let them find out who the fuck you are. | |
| Do you fucking understand me? | |
| I'm an answer that phone every fucking day that you call. | |
| Do you understand me? | |
| Like to suck on some dick. | |
| Fucking bitch, I will kill you. | |
| Muzzleto. | |
| Talk some more, motherfucker. | |
| I will fucking kill you. | |
| I will fucking murder you, motherfucker. | |
| Do you understand me, bitch? | |
| Muzzle gaze. | |
| Do you fucking hear the words that are coming out of my mouth? | |
| My girl knows 80 fucking years old. | |
| Don't you fucking call her fucking sex shit like that. | |
| Do you understand me? | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| I'm going to come in. | |
| Do you understand that, boy? | |
| Because I will fucking kill you. | |
| Man, man. | |
| Keep out, motherfucker. | |
| I'm going to. | |
| Check your goddamn number, and I will be the motherfucker to fucking kill you. | |
| Do you fucking understand me? | |
| Worship my cock. | |
| Yeah, like keep on. | |
| Keep on. | |
| I want to keep. | |
| Keep on. | |
| Keep on. | |
| You're going to keep on. | |
| I'm going to fuck my cock all over your face. | |
| Keep on. | |
| Keep on. | |
| Hey, come on. | |
| Keep on. | |
| Let me tell you something, motherfucker. | |
| You're not. | |
| Keep calling this fucking house. | |
| And I swear to God, you're not the one to fit. | |
| I swear to God, I will fucking kill you, dude. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That sounds good. | |
| Do you want to be fucking dead? | |
| Eight inches. | |
| Do you want to be fucking dead? | |
| Huh? | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Listen to the words that are coming out of my goddamn mouth. | |
| I'm going to come in your mouth so much you'll be shitting come. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I fucking bet. | |
| Call this house one more time and disrespect my fucking grandmother. | |
| I swear to God. | |
| She gives good heads. | |
| I swear to God, I will fucking murder you. | |
| Do you fucking understand me? | |
| Don't mess around with a man's granny. | |
| Does that sound good? | |
| I will fucking cut your goddamn head off. | |
| Do you fucking understand the words that are coming out of my goddamn mouth? | |
| What are you gonna do with my cock? | |
| I will fucking cut it off and shove it up your fucking ass. | |
| Oh, yes. | |
| Yeah, you like that, you fucking pipe bird, huh? | |
| You fucking like that? | |
| Love him. | |
| Yeah, keep on because I'm tracking your number right now, and I'm on the way to your house. | |
| Every time, I'm tracking your number. | |
| I traced your number in every prank call. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| I love when they say that. | |
| I don't want disrespect. | |
| Whenever they do that, they're trying to do reverse psychology. | |
| My whole goddamn family, bitch, I will fucking kill you. | |
| Murder you, bitch. | |
| I'll fight back and crazy goddamn heads. | |
| In consequence, I'll never be the same. | |
| Yeah, I'm a fucking, I will fucking kill you because I don't give a fuck about you and nobody else in this goddamn world because ain't nobody right the fuck. | |
| Get calling this goddamn phone and disrespecting me and my goddamn grandmother and I will find out where you are and fucking cut you out. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| Good lord, you take a hit of weed after that shit. | |
| Slam you hide. | |
| You can handle eight inches. | |
| Let me tell you something, man. | |
| Let me tell you something. | |
| My house, I live at motherfucker. | |
| I will be at this goddamn door with the fucking shotgun in my hand, and I swear to God, I will enjoy fucking blowing your goddamn brains out. | |
| You understand me? | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| You're enjoying this, ain't you? | |
| Because I'm enjoying it just as much as you. | |
| And when I fucking find you and Q you, goddammit, I'm a fucking mother. | |
| You're gonna look at Clint. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Guess what? | |
| Guess what? | |
| Love them. | |
| Yeah, is that right? | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| That's right. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Write this number down. | |
| Write this number. | |
| Eight inches. | |
| Nice and fat. | |
| Hey, no, no. | |
| Don't dox yourself, though. | |
| Don't dox yourself, dude. | |
| Can you handle that? | |
| Yep. | |
| Hey, come, Guzzler. | |
| What's up, buddy? | |
| Think you can handle that? | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| I will fucking manhandle your ass. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Hey, guess what? | |
| Guess what? | |
| You're not going to speak to a fucking female every time you call this house. | |
| You're going to talk to a grown-ass fucking man, you fucking sick pervert. | |
| Love them. | |
| They give good head. | |
| Dude, this is horrible. | |
| This is horrible. | |
| Worship my cock. | |
| You better beg for it. | |
| You're going to beg for your motherfucking life, is what you're going to do. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Find out who you are. | |
| Springfield. | |
| Keep talking. | |
| Keep talking because you know what? | |
| I'm going to go ahead and tell you this right now. | |
| I'm a crazy motherfucker. | |
| You understand me? | |
| Yeah, I'm fucking crazy, goddammit. | |
| And I will fucking kill you. | |
| Let me find out where the fuck you are. | |
| And I swear to God, I will kill you and all your fucking family members, bitch. | |
| I will fucking kill you, goddammit. | |
| Do you fucking understand me, bitch? | |
| Do you fucking understand me? | |
| Call him from Springfield. | |
| Oh, you're in Springfield? | |
| You're in fucking Springfield, you fucking sick-ass pervert. | |
| We're at Springfield, bitch. | |
| Huh? | |
| Eight inches. | |
| Are you a fucking inbraid, motherfucker? | |
| Huh? | |
| Is that where you are? | |
| You're in house. | |
| I'm fucking on the motherfucking shit. | |
| I can't believe this guy's getting riled up. | |
| You're gonna be saying fucking crazy. | |
| Keep talking, motherfucker. | |
| I swear to God. | |
| Keep talking and call his fucking house. | |
| Keep calling. | |
| Fuck my cock. | |
| Fuck me. | |
| Do it now. | |
| Do it now. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| Keep talking. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| Keep talking. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| bitch. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| I got the police on way to my house, motherfucker, so fuck you. | |
| He backtraced it. | |
| He backtraced it. | |
| I'll pig fuck you. | |
| Think you can handle that? | |
| Oh, yeah, I can handle it. | |
| What are you gonna do with my cock? | |
| Yeah. | |
| What are you gonna do with that? | |
| Is this what you do with your life? | |
| This is what you do for a fucking living. | |
| I'm gonna shimming your malt, and then I'm gonna rub my shit all over your face. | |
| Yeah. | |
| God. | |
| That's good to know, buddy. | |
| My shit income. | |
| All your lips. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I'm gonna shimmy malt so much of that. | |
| Sick motherfucker, that's what you are. | |
| You know that? | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| You are a sick, pervert, son of a bitch that deserves to be fucking underground. | |
| Tired to cock. | |
| And I will be the one to fucking do it, bitch. | |
| Because you're disrespecting me and you're disrespecting my fucking 80-year-old grandmother. | |
| You didn't understand it. | |
| Yeah, you're disrespecting grandmother. | |
| I don't deal good with disrespect, motherfucker. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| My grandmother, she's a goddamn 80-year fucking old. | |
| I don't deal good with shit like that. | |
| And you can get fucking killed. | |
| Do you understand me? | |
| She gives good heads. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| All right. | |
| That's enough. | |
| That was it. | |
| Yeah, real funny there. | |
| Cornhog. | |
| Ghost as a kid defending his granny's honor. | |
| Dude, fuck you. | |
| All right. | |
| Fuck off. | |
| You know, Cornhog, you've been a fucking pimple on my ass tonight. | |
| All right. | |
| Look at this. | |
| Call 646-6524-869. | |
| That's the old fucking number to the show from fucking 10 years ago, for Christ's sake, dude. | |
| All right. | |
| Who else do we have here, man? | |
| Because this just doesn't seem like it's ever going to end, man. | |
| It never ends. | |
| All right, who the hell is this? | |
| Ghost is gaming tutor. | |
| Oh, this should be fresh. | |
| Ghost is gay man tutor is what it is. | |
| Yeah, real funny. | |
| The hell is this? | |
| Ghost is gay man. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Oh, God. | |
| Just fucking Christ. | |
| Ghost is gay man tutor. | |
| Look at this. | |
| Thumbs down, this stupid roosty shit. | |
| Fucking win it. | |
| Of course, this fucking stupid weed will be drinking vodka. | |
| Fucking cockeyed, mouth-breathing pieces of roosty shit. | |
| I'm telling you, they're stupid fucking trolls, man. | |
| These fucking cyber vermin motherfuckers, man. | |
| You can't take this anymore. | |
| I mean, this is what they subject prisoners at Guantanamo Bay to. | |
| You get that? | |
| You know that, right? | |
| This kind of shit. | |
| Sleep deprivation. | |
| Put him on shit they fucking hate. | |
| Repeating this shit. | |
| This is fucking torture, man. | |
| Oh, Christ, dude. | |
| I mean, this is fucking torture, man. | |
| Don't replay the fucking shit. | |
| Good fucking God, man. | |
| Yeah, Ghost is gay man tutor. | |
| Yeah, fuck you, all right? | |
| With your fucking roosty shit. | |
| You fucking piece of shit. | |
| All right, you're, you. | |
| I've already drank a six pack of beer. | |
| And I can't fucking deal with this. | |
| Ghost fucks to this song. | |
| Hail, comrade. | |
| Who the fuck is Cornhog? | |
| Who the fuck is Cornhog? | |
| Fuck! | |
| All right, who the hell is it? | |
| Who the fuck is next? | |
| I'm just so fucking done with this show. | |
| I've been done with this show hours ago. | |
| Women are stinky holes requested this one, okay? | |
| Women are stinky holes requested this and said YouTube knows about this podcast and allows it, even when many have tried reporting it. | |
| What podcast are you talking about there, Women or Stinky Holes? | |
| Anyway, folks, once again, Women Are Stinky Holes requested this. | |
| And yeah, this is a podcast. | |
| Take a look at this, all right? | |
| Fucking furries! | |
| Fucking fuck, just play the shit, man. | |
| Just play the fucking shit. | |
| The Zooier Than Thou podcast is intended for folk audiences and contains mature language and content. | |
| It may not be suitable for younger audiences. | |
| If you just hatched out of your egg yesterday, this one's not for you. | |
| My fellow zoos and the turtles love them. | |
| I mean, lend me your ears. | |
| It's time. | |
| What am I supposed to say? | |
| What am I supposed to say? | |
| Say, got me howling at the howling yours. | |
| What? | |
| The cap is back. | |
| Type cap to send him back to hell where he belongs. | |
| Cornhog. | |
| Dude, just shut the fuck. | |
| Everybody just shut up and stop donating. | |
| I don't want any more fucking donations, man. | |
| All right. | |
| I'm done with this fucking show. | |
| Women or stinky holes requested this. | |
| And they said that YouTube continues to allow it, even though people have been trying to take it down. | |
| Play the shit. | |
|
Zoophilia Flawed Animals
00:13:25
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|
| Zooier than thou. | |
| You've got to be shitting me, man. | |
| Greetings, fellow zoos, and to our non-zoo listeners, too. | |
| And welcome to another Hulk Ratudinous episode of Zooier than Ow. | |
| I'm Doodle Donkey. | |
| Ding-dong doodly-doodly-doo. | |
| And I'm Kitty, a very pretty kitty at that. | |
| And we'll be your host for this episode. | |
| Speaking of. | |
| Do you know you're the very first host of Zooier than now who's not a zoo? | |
| I had a feeling that might be the case. | |
| What? | |
| What's going to be the best part of hosting? | |
| Did you skip my dono ghost? | |
| No, I did not. | |
| It's coming up next. | |
| I'm fucking playing this horse shit right now. | |
| Believe me, I'm sure everybody's waiting for you to gross everybody out there here. | |
| Probably much to the same idea. | |
| That's a lot of what we're going to be discussing today on Zoo the Now. | |
| As I understand it, you have to check your emails first. | |
| Right, you are, Kitty. | |
| First off, here's an email from some wolf freaky fucking fries. | |
| I have to say, I'm a huge fan of your podcast. | |
| I listen to each episode as it posts up on Spotify. | |
| That's what I'm saying. | |
| You guys agree, there definitely needs to be more people like you to get that positive message out there to the world. | |
| I, however, have to be stubborn or something, because my boyfriend, whom I live with, now is disgusted by a Zoos and the community. | |
| He says he loves me. | |
| But I don't feel that he loves all of me because any conversation related to the subject of zoos or who I am is in a defensive rage. | |
| Should not know how to do it. | |
| I know this is probably common. | |
| If your fucking damn chick comes up and says, hey, you know, I want you to fuck me with a fucking rat outfit on, the first instantaneous reaction is getting your pimp hand strong and fucking having this bitch fit. | |
| What? | |
| What? | |
| It appears the Albin machine V1.0 has been breaking down for some time now. | |
| Not that it functions often to begin with, only operates if it feels like it. | |
| Yeah, fuck you, dude. | |
| When it does function, though, it's a very nifty jukebox, if I do say so myself. | |
| Well, fuck, dude. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Oh, God, man. | |
| Just everybody, just leave me alone, all right? | |
| You understand? | |
| You fucking anal leakage fetish having motherfuckers. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| Ghost son. | |
| Ghost son. | |
| Oh. | |
| Well, stop donating to me. | |
| Did you skip my donos? | |
| I should have three coming up. | |
| They're coming up. | |
| Believe me. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| Coyote 7. | |
| Here's another fucking fruiter, fucking furry. | |
| Ghost, 100% honest. | |
| If any of these people appeared in public, it is on site. | |
| Happened last year. | |
| A guy got three rounds to the back after trying to sneak into a convention. | |
| Also, play Froppie's video. | |
| Dude, fuck off. | |
| All right. | |
| Here, just play a couple of more fucking videos. | |
| What are your views on relationships with anti-zoos and zoos? | |
| Is that even a thing in this world? | |
| Anyways, have a good time. | |
| I need a fucking shot after this stupid dono. | |
| I get a fucking shot. | |
| I shared my identity with my whole life. | |
| And to be honest, I thought I'd come across a if your chick says, I want you to fuck me in a mascot, you need to get your pimp hand strong, conjure up the spirit of Ike Turner, and have that bitch's face beat up your hands. | |
| Have her face beat up your hands. | |
| That's all I got. | |
| Because of how careful I've always been about it. | |
| The one person who I share my life with, who I've undoubtedly in love with, is the first person I shared my identity with, who has a very negative outlook on my identity as a zoo. | |
| I'm a fucking fairy. | |
| I can't share my deer. | |
| I can't do it as much as bring the subject up to him. | |
| He looks at it as sick and wrong and immoral, which honestly makes my stomach tie itself into knots to even think about the matter because he looks at me as if I'm flawed, undoubtedly. | |
| You are flawed! | |
| You're a fucking sick fuck! | |
| You're a piece of shit, is what you are, you fucking furry. | |
| On the matter of who I am as a person. | |
| Well, that sounds like a horrible situation to be in. | |
| My personal feelings on it is if this person is going to keep treating you like you're some sort of freak or some sort of just messed up person, might want to reconsider your relationship as hard as you can. | |
| Oh, might want to consider your relationship. | |
| Ah, yeah, okay, great. | |
| Ghost, why does your wife have a hairy anus? | |
| Shut the fuck up, you fucking idiot, hornhog. | |
| All right, play a little bit more of this stupid, dumb fucking video for fuck's sake. | |
| I'd say maybe try to talk it out with him if he can. | |
| Talk it out. | |
| At least try to work with you as well. | |
| No, you don't understand. | |
| I want to be awesome. | |
| I know it's not overly healthy, but at least just try to tone back the shaming. | |
| It's probably time to go separate ways. | |
| Yeah, I think it's more of like he needs to be more understanding and actually work with you. | |
| That's not that you should even sick bitch. | |
| All right. | |
| And by the way, if typically people that are goddamn furries, 99% of the time, they're fatties and uglies. | |
| And that's the whole reason why they're putting on the fucking mascot outfit. | |
| They're fatties and uglies. | |
| They want to participate in sexual deviant behavior, but don't want to show off their fatty and ugly bodies. | |
| That's all there is to it. | |
| And it's all there is the biggest thing in a relationship. | |
| You know it and I know it. | |
| This is probably some fatty. | |
| Hey, let me tell you something. | |
| This fatty that's this story that's being described here should be happy that some fucking dude is even fucking her fat ass. | |
| She should be happy that she's even fucking having somebody that wants to be her boyfriend and hold her hand and say, hey, look, this is my girl. | |
| No, I want you to fuck me while I'm in a rodent outfit. | |
| Jesus. | |
| And following up with some wolf later on in the year, it turns out this relationship ended with some wolf breaking up. | |
| Hold on, what? | |
| No, this isn't just furries. | |
| This is a zoophilia podcast. | |
| Oh, hold on. | |
| Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. | |
| Women are stinky holes. | |
| Hold on just a second. | |
| You mean to tell me that this is beyond furry? | |
| That this has something to do with like fucking animals? | |
| Animal fucking. | |
| Ghost wears a fur suit while fucking his heifer of a wife. | |
| Yeah, fuck. | |
| Dude, Cornhog, fuck you, dude. | |
| Fuck you and your stupid fucking idiot ass. | |
| You mean to tell me that this is about fucking animals and she's wondering why with his anti-zoo boyfriend. | |
| I'm glad you found the courage to make this sort of decision for yourself. | |
| We're not sure if it's entirely because of this part of the dynamic. | |
| And look, they took the dislikes down. | |
| Or if there were other issues between them that led to the best. | |
| But it's important to be able to tell when it's time to break off a relationship that isn't healthy. | |
| All right, fucked it. | |
| Take this off. | |
| I've got almost five minutes of this fucking shit. | |
| But they've been both marked as private, meaning we can't air them. | |
| And they've been left without contact information. | |
| Yeah, you should all be thrown in jail. | |
| That's what you should be. | |
| Don't get me wrong, there's probably a lot of Canadians involved in this whole movement. | |
| Because lest we forget Canada legalized fucking horses and dogs and all that other shit. | |
| So, yeah, there's probably something very Canadian about this, if I don't say so myself. | |
| But anyway, thank you, Women Are Stinky Holes, for enlightening us. | |
| That it's not, these aren't furries. | |
| These are actually people that want to get it on with fucking Mr. Ed the horse and shit. | |
| All right, hold on, man. | |
| I've got so many. | |
| Look, people are telling me to take calls. | |
| Dude, I can't afford to take calls. | |
| It's already three in the morning. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'm going to take calls here in a little bit, but dude, I've had so many donos here. | |
| So please, you know, just bear with me. | |
| I mean, and by the way, the next dono that I have to do is women are stinky holes. | |
| All right, before I do that, I need a fucking shot, dude. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| I need a fucking shot. | |
| And what is it, Hitler's dick? | |
| Consider the halo in their logo. | |
| It invokes the idea that they want to fuck dead animals. | |
| Sick. | |
| God damn it, dude. | |
| I don't want to fucking hear that, dude. | |
| All right. | |
| Where's my fucking shot glass for fuck's sake? | |
| I don't even want to hear that, dude. | |
| I sincerely don't. | |
| Let me have my fucking scotch. | |
| All right, give me a fucking scotch bottle. | |
| That's the only way I can pallet this shit. | |
| I'm sorry, folks. | |
| I don't mean to be taking time for the broadcast to be pouring a fucking shot just so that I could pallet this fucking disgusting kind of garbage that, you know, you people subject me to. | |
| And as I've stated, man, I mean, this is torture that I'm being subjected to. | |
| You all have to understand. | |
| This is the kind of shit that they did to Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and the 9-11 hijackers just to get them to squeal. | |
| All right? | |
| Sleep deprivation, exposing them to sick, demented fucking shit that they fucking hate over and over for fuck's sake. | |
| I mean, this is the kind of, this is torture, dude. | |
| All right? | |
| Anyway, I'm taking a shot of Shiva's Scotch. | |
| I do want to say cheers to everybody out there who's listening to me here at three in the morning here at the Ghost Show Saturday Night Troll Show Studios. | |
| And I want to say cheers to everybody out there who's listening to me, man. | |
| Thank you very much. | |
| Cheers, baby. | |
| Cheers. | |
| Good stuff. | |
| Good stuff. | |
| All right, let's go ahead and get to women are stinky holes here. | |
| Now, he did introduce us to that zoophilia podcast, which I had no idea. | |
| I thought it was furries, but now we know it's people who want to fucking do animals, which I think is fucking disgusting, dude. | |
| I mean, come on, man. | |
| You mean to tell me you can't bump a real life? | |
| I mean, why don't you turn homo or something? | |
| No, I want a dog. | |
| I want a horse. | |
| Good God. | |
| And what the hell is this? | |
| What the hell did I just get donated here by women or stinky holes? | |
| He said, this is why technology sucks. | |
| All right, let's take a look at women are stinky holes. | |
| He says, this is why technology sucks. | |
| Why does technology suck? | |
| Let's take a look at this. | |
| Hi. | |
| Thanks, everyone, for coming. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| God, hold on, pause this. | |
| Are you fucking kidding me? | |
| Google, I don't know what to say. | |
| I mean, and then you guys wonder why I don't care that fucking people are getting, you know, in tech, they're getting their goddamn jobs taken by H1N1Bs, Visas, and shit. | |
| I mean, do you understand why I don't give a shit? | |
| Do you understand why I don't care about tech? | |
| You understand? | |
| Thank the back of the house. | |
| They've been doing a wonderful job with this. | |
| And by the way, pause this. | |
| By the way, look, I don't care if you're a man that wants to, you know, dress, or excuse me, you want to live as a woman, okay? | |
| Isn't the whole point of being a transgender is being passable, as being like, you know, non-detectable as a man? | |
| I mean, this is a fucking horrible, lazy tranny attempt at becoming a tranny. | |
| And why do I have to respect this if this person is going to be lazy in their transgendered approach? | |
| I don't understand. | |
| Why do I have to speak to this with respect when they don't even have enough respect for themselves to actually be a real fucking tranny? | |
| I'm just saying. | |
| Round of applause for that. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Women are stinky holes. | |
| This is why technology sucks. | |
| I get it, dude. | |
| Believe me. | |
| One more group to quickly thank as you'll notice at the end of the day. | |
| And look at this effeminate fat femme. | |
| Look at this fat femme they got next to this fucking trans over here. | |
| Wannabe transfer. | |
| I'm gonna make one for them as well. | |
| And I know this is the last session before the concert. | |
| You're all tired andor excited for the concert. | |
| So we'll well, with that, I'd like to first take a moment to introduce my compatriot, Miles Broad. | |
| All right, well, okay, great. | |
| We get it. | |
| You fucking, you're both queers and shit. | |
| All right. | |
| What exactly are you going to hook us up with here? | |
| Ghost, what do you mean it's disgusting? | |
| Your wife is a literal cow. | |
| Hypocrisy fuck off. | |
| All right. | |
| Cornhog, whoever the fuck you are, man, I hope you get repeatedly beaten a ball, so I'm not even kidding. | |
| Member of the news. | |
| You're fucking piece of shit. | |
| In fact, the director of the music. | |
| And wait a minute. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Is this a female to male trans too? | |
| Technical steering committee. | |
|
Serverless Cloud Run Buzzword
00:03:11
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|
| Fun fact about him is the first time he used Node was for an art installation. | |
| So he's also an artist and a musician. | |
| It's true. | |
| Great. | |
| Here we have Naomi. | |
| When was your Grammy? | |
| When did you fucking get nominated? | |
| Working on Cloud Run. | |
| How many people in the audience have heard of Cloud Run before? | |
| By the end of this presentation, it will be all the hands, and I'm excited about that. | |
| Naomi's also working on the K-Native Client Working Group, is the lead of that team. | |
| You'll hear a little bit more about that project as well as we get into the talk. | |
| Naomi is a language polygot, loves every single language, but not necessarily all of them equally. | |
| Oh, good. | |
| Back to you. | |
| So, this talk is about serverless. | |
| What is even serverless? | |
| It's a buzzword that you may have been hearing. | |
| Yeah, what's serverless? | |
| All right. | |
| What is it, trans want to be? | |
| Our conception of it is kind of a catch-all term. | |
| It has a few components that if a compute product meets them, we consider it under the umbrella term of serverless. | |
| The first of those is that you don't have to worry about infrastructure management. | |
| You might hear me repeat this, you don't have to worry about phrase pretty often. | |
| You don't have to worry about is kind of the theme of serverless. | |
| So, first, you don't have to worry about infrastructure management, no VM provisioning, no metal provisioning, no bare metal provisioning. | |
| Your scaling is going to be automatic, and it will scale up and down as your needs require. | |
| Another element of it is that your security is to think that this is Google right here, folks. | |
| What you're watching is a Google or high-up. | |
| I mean, somebody that's developing projects for Google happening. | |
| All of those are updated behind the scenes, so you don't have to worry about it. | |
| Don't worry about it. | |
| And you also don't have to worry about paying for resources that you're not using. | |
| The product that we consider serverless, you pay only for what you use. | |
| I think this is number one. | |
| Hold on, what? | |
| What is it? | |
| Piss Goblin. | |
| I got to say you're oh God. | |
| Hold on. | |
| What the hell did you just say? | |
| I got to say your oh gods match up with the gay porno I'm watching. | |
| Keep it up, ghost. | |
| Oh, Jesus Christ. | |
| All right. | |
| Anyway, look at this. | |
| They're claiming that this trans is claiming that no infrastructure. | |
| No server infrastructure. | |
| Nobody is using it. | |
| We just randomly just plug into Google and Google's going to automatically know everything about our fucking operations. | |
| All right. | |
| Thanks, Tranny. | |
| Serverless compute options that Google Cloud has: Cloud Functions, App Engine, and Cloud Run, and when you might want to use each of them, because they each have their strengths and stuff. | |
| Nobody gives a shit. | |
| Nobody truly gives a shit. | |
| These are my options. | |
| And not to mention, why does this tranny who doesn't want to take any kind of effort whatsoever to look like a female? | |
| All right. | |
| All right. | |
| None whatsoever. | |
| Why does this tranny have to have like these fucking tremendous boobs, huh? | |
| I mean, what the fuck? | |
| All right. | |
|
Magic Meme Song Sucks
00:07:40
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|
| Dirty Dan dropped a diamond. | |
| Why are trannies taking over the tech world? | |
| Fuck. | |
| You know, because most of them, especially programmers, they don't get out much. | |
| You know, they don't get out much. | |
| This is how The Last of Us Two ends. | |
| Well, dude, I mean, this is this is programmers don't get out much, man. | |
| Piss Goblin, is this distilling's wild? | |
| Oh, dude, fuck off, dude. | |
| Don't talk about distilling like that, you piece of shit. | |
| Look a little bit more at this lazy tranny, because that's what this is. | |
| This is a fucking lazy tranny. | |
| You just write a tiny bit of code and you send it to a server and it runs it for you like Google Cloud Functions. | |
| And on the other end of that, you have requisitioning blade servers. | |
| All right, we get it. | |
| Four minutes. | |
| I mean, women are stinky holes. | |
| I think you prove the point that this is why technology sucks. | |
| Because it is. | |
| I mean, take a look at that fucking deergasming, disgusting, fucking wannabe, lazy tranny over there at Twitch that is now going to have the power on whether or not someone has the ability to fucking stream there or not. | |
| Piss Goblin said, LOL, that last dono wasn't me. | |
| You see how you fucking trolls do this shit? | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| All right, do we have another goddamn? | |
| Uh, we got we got another, we got a fucking lot more donos, but I'm confused because this next dono is by women are stinky holes. | |
| This next dono, all right, let's take a look at this. | |
| All right, women are stinky holes requested this one. | |
| And uh, hold on, what the hell did they say in this one? | |
| They said, uh, trippy meme magic song, trippy meme magic song, huh? | |
| Let's take a look at this. | |
| It's talking about meme magic over here, huh? | |
| All right, women are stinky holes. | |
| I gotta wait 15 seconds because they're giving me some, I don't know, fucking kind of advertisement of Oil the Way or some shit. | |
| I don't know what the hell that is. | |
| All right, once again, Meme Magic. | |
| What is it? | |
| A Meme Magic Trippy song. | |
| Here it is. | |
| Women are Stinky Holes. | |
| Let's play it. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'm waiting for the Meme Magic. | |
| Where's the Meme Magic at? | |
| I mean, it's definitely trippy, you know, going along with some of the videos that you've seen. | |
| Oh, look at that. | |
| He's like, seen friends at the birthday party. | |
| They were kind of fucked up. | |
| I don't know how I'm supposed to react to this at all. | |
| Because you've got a little squirter going on. | |
| And it's somebody trying to use memes. | |
| He will love this ghost. | |
| It's fake white wokeness. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| I'll take a look at it, dude. | |
| Look, no more donos, please. | |
| All right. | |
| No more donos. | |
| And who the hell requested this one again? | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Women are stinky holes. | |
| This guy's just using the meme shit to try to get more views and listeners, in my opinion. | |
| I'm just saying. | |
| That's all he's doing. | |
| Minding my business. | |
| And I see the girls, and they're all like, listen, I got myself a missus. | |
| There can't be any kissing. | |
| I mean, seriously, dude, this dude's just trying to incorporate these memes for more fucking views on this shitty name. | |
| Because the song sucks. | |
| I mean, who the fuck would bump this in their car? | |
| Seriously? | |
| It is a fruity ass fucking song, dude. | |
| This guy's like scuffed sugaring, you know? | |
| Like, scuffed Mark McGrath. | |
| Dirty Dan just dropped a diamond. | |
| This is cringe. | |
| Let the sun be In a hotel, because this fucking song sucks, dude. | |
| I mean, I mean, how are you supposed to appreciate this song? | |
| How are you supposed to dance? | |
| How are you supposed to like, you know, bog your head to this crap? | |
| And shut up in the chat room. | |
| This is a trans psyop. | |
| Shut the fuck off. | |
| Seriously, shit. | |
| Shut the fuck up! | |
| Oh, this music is for women. | |
| And women need to get a clue, all right? | |
| Seriously. | |
| And one place. | |
| OSC, whatever that means. | |
| I mean, this is so stupid, dude. | |
| I mean, this is a horrible, as a matter of fact, thumbs down this shit. | |
| Trying to incorporate all these memes so that he could fucking just add views to this shitty music video. | |
| This shit sucks. | |
| Shit fucking sucks! | |
| Is that all you gotta do to get a couple million fucking hits out here? | |
| Is that all you gotta do? | |
| Is that all you gotta do? | |
| And man, I just got disconnected from the goddamn fucking line. | |
| And what is Kip?! | |
| Of course. | |
| Of course, this is modern generation. | |
| Of course. | |
| All right, thumbs down this shit. | |
| And we are we done here. | |
| All right, we're done. | |
| All right. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| No offense there. | |
| Women are stinky holes. | |
| This fucking suck, dude. | |
| This fucking suck. | |
| I mean, for heaven's sake. | |
| All right. | |
| Take this shit out of here. | |
| All right, great. | |
| He was going to stick the moon head in his twat. | |
| All right, we get it. | |
| Anyway, thank you, women are stinky holes, even though we have to agree to disagree on these. | |
| You know, this ain't, I don't know, this ain't cool, dude. | |
|
Fat Bitch Furries Disgust
00:06:23
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|
| This ain't cool. | |
| Anyway, thank you once again. | |
| I know what you're trying to say. | |
| Anyway, Hitler's dick is now being played here. | |
| Is everybody ready for this? | |
| Hitler's dick saying, imagine the smell. | |
| Imagine how many toxoplasmosis brain worms you'd need to enjoy this shit. | |
| Imagine it. | |
| All right, dude, please don't tell me, dude. | |
| I mean, you know, I don't even know if I can show this. | |
| Once again, Hitler's dick here. | |
| Hold on, what is this? | |
| Oh, no. | |
| All right. | |
| Viewer discretion is advised. | |
| Hitler's dick. | |
| We were just talking about furries. | |
| Here we go. | |
| I mean, fucking furries are raving now, for fuck's sake. | |
| I mean, are you fucking kidding me? | |
| No shit. | |
| How many fucking brain worms do you have to have to enjoy a fucked-up fucking idiot scene like this? | |
| And by the way, you notice no good-looking chicks. | |
| Look at ugly, fatty, fatty, ugly. | |
| You notice that? | |
| I'm just saying. | |
| Just saying. | |
| I'm just saying, I've got a bunch of fatties and uglies. | |
| Oh, this is cringe, dude. | |
| Dude, this is cringe. | |
| Look at this guy, he's identifying as a lizard, huh? | |
| And I also would like to point out how many people are dancing alone, huh? | |
| I'm dancing with myself. | |
| I'm a fucking furry. | |
| Even though I'm a furry, so I could get some sex. | |
| See, I'm dancing with myself. | |
| Fucking idiots notice they're all by themselves Oh, my God. | |
| What the fuck am I watching here, man? | |
| And, you know, look at them. | |
| They're all dancing alone. | |
| They're all dancing alone. | |
| Look, that fat bitch. | |
| That fat bitch was like, don't touch me, okay? | |
| What is this? | |
| Ghost facts. | |
| Ghost streams in the nude, which makes watching these videos a lot easier for him. | |
| No, I don't. | |
| Are you kidding me? | |
| No, I fucking don't. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| Here we go. | |
| Like a couple of more minutes of fucking freaky ass, disgusting fucking furries out of here. | |
| Look at this. | |
| Look at this. | |
| Fatty, ugly. | |
| I'm just saying, dude. | |
| This guy's a GOAT. | |
| Hey, wait a minute. | |
| Is that you, Esreal? | |
| Is that you? | |
| Huh? | |
| They're all dancing by themselves. | |
| There's not even furry couples fucking like, you know, getting together. | |
| That's why I'm telling you, dude, this is stupid. | |
| This is STUPID! | |
| It's right there in the back! | |
| Hold on, pause it. | |
| Pause it. | |
| Hold on, put it back. | |
| Put it back about two seconds. | |
| Here, look at this bitch in the back. | |
| She's got a bikini bra on, and yet her fucking gut is bigger than a fucking beer drinker who drinks about 12 pack a day. | |
| Look at that. | |
| Look at that shit. | |
| What did I tell you about these fucking people? | |
| Fatties and uglies. | |
| Fatty. | |
| Look at her. | |
| She is again. | |
| and uglies, baddies and uglies. | |
| Another reason why they're throwing masks on, You have to be ashamed, dude, to be in this scene. | |
| You gotta be ashamed, dude. | |
| You are such a stupid nigger with a prolapsed anus and dementia. | |
| Oh, yeah, because I don't like furries. | |
| Huh? | |
| Is that it? | |
| Oh, I don't like furries, so I'm the bad guy. | |
| All right. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| You're the fucking sick fuck. | |
| All right? | |
| You're the sick, fucking sensitive bitches. | |
| Everybody dancing by themselves. | |
| Nice as a kid. | |
| I was in my 20s. | |
| I would try to dance with as many chicks as I possibly could. | |
| Because that was the point. | |
| Now these people are in their fur suits by themselves, trying to convince themselves that they're having a great time. | |
| Isn't that fucking stupid? | |
| It's fucking stupid. | |
| Everybody already cleared out. | |
| Look at everybody's already cleared out. | |
| They're like, okay, I can only dance for about 20 minutes in this fucking sweaty ass fucking suit, and I'm a fat fuck, and I don't want to fucking die of a heart attack. | |
| So everybody cleared out. | |
| Look at that shit. | |
| Everybody's clearing out. | |
| Everybody's just clearing out. | |
| Fucking stupid. | |
| Fucking stupid. | |
| And you got some idiot with the glow sticks out there. | |
| Look, you ain't gonna. | |
| Nobody cares about that there, dude. | |
| You're not gonna get any chicks with doing the glow stick thing, dude. | |
| You notice nobody cares. | |
| Nobody's caring. | |
| Nobody's caring. | |
| All right, I think we're done. | |
|
Burger Planet Attractive Son
00:14:39
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|
| Hey, Hitler's Dick. | |
| I think we get the point, dude. | |
| especially when it comes to these freaky furries. | |
| We don't want fucking Chinese virus from this idiot fucking furry that thinks he's a bat. | |
| It thinks he's a fucking bat for Christ's sake. | |
| All right. | |
| Anyway, let's continue. | |
| And guess who's next? | |
| Guess who's next? | |
| None other than Hitler's dick. | |
| And Hitler's Dick said, This is your brain on being an anti-American Weebo. | |
| Skip around this video extensively as it's very long. | |
| Don't watch one part for too long. | |
| All right. | |
| So, all right. | |
| Once again, Hitler's Dick is trying to show us the bowels of the social landscape of Western civilization. | |
| So let's take a look at what is this here. | |
| All right, here. | |
| Put the PC shot on. | |
| Hitler's Dick requested this, and he wanted me to skip around. | |
| How are you? | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| What a creeper. | |
| Can I sit down? | |
| Yes. | |
| Is that creepy or like, is this weird? | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| You fucking shit fuck. | |
| I didn't. | |
| I should have looked before. | |
| Sorry. | |
| Have a good night. | |
| Me too. | |
| Hi, how are you? | |
| You look really cute. | |
| That's why I'm talking to you right now. | |
| Like, where are you going? | |
| I'm going home. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You live in like little Tokyo or something? | |
| Um, no, I'll just have to get in the car. | |
| This is a butt. | |
| I'm happy about it. | |
| I mean, leave these fucking Oriental women alone. | |
| You can tell by the way the guy's talking. | |
| I mean, it's already a turnoff. | |
| Like, hey, how are you doing? | |
| I'm autistic. | |
| And I'm a Weebo. | |
| Like, a taxi or something? | |
| Um, no, I just have the buttons right there. | |
| Oh, butts? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh. | |
| I thought you said car. | |
| You said car, right? | |
| Oh, no, that wasn't the other time. | |
| What a disgusting career. | |
| We're going to bounce around. | |
| Started like 30 minutes. | |
| Oh, yeah, this is the guy. | |
| Now I'm like in a way better state. | |
| I thought it was hungry. | |
| I thought it was like, I thought it was lacking food. | |
| This is the guy. | |
| I'm lacking like all the energy needed to, like, I can't do it, you know. | |
| But now, no way, I can do this, right? | |
| I haven't eaten anything all day. | |
| Let's go, you know? | |
| Man, this guy reminds me of Burger Planet. | |
| Have you ever seen Burger Planet? | |
| Man, he's the same way, man. | |
| I mean, any woman that just is trying to be nice in a very sarcastic sort of way, this fucking idiot takes it like, hey, okay, I'm just going to hang around you. | |
| And he doesn't get the fucking point. | |
| And by the way, I hate Burger. | |
| I hope he has a fucking heart attack. | |
| A piece of shit. | |
| You can do this. | |
| Like, it's just a matter of getting over the first few approaches. | |
| Then you get into a zone. | |
| You know? | |
| The first few approaches, and then you get into a zone. | |
| You get into like a zone where you're not thinking about bad things. | |
| Are you fucking kidding me? | |
| Hello, chat. | |
| Hello, Mr. Ghost. | |
| I hope you are having fun with your friends. | |
| I have finished cooking your steak. | |
| Did you tell them that cute story from high school about how you used to be called Peanut Pecker? | |
| I think it's funny. | |
| It's not your fault. | |
| It was cold. | |
| Dude, fuck you. | |
| What are you talking about, man? | |
| I mean, I was called King Ding-a-Ling. | |
| I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, you fucking troll. | |
| Stop pretending to be my wife. | |
| All right. | |
| Nothing. | |
| Let's skip around. | |
| You're just like in the zone. | |
| Let's skip around a little bit here. | |
| Let's skip around. | |
| It's weird. | |
| Like, because I don't know, I guess maybe I'll see you around if I see you, but all right. | |
| Probably. | |
| I like Little Cookie a lot. | |
| I like to shop there a lot. | |
| Oh, the little Tokyo Market? | |
| Like, that's where I was going to go. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| All right, I guess maybe I'll see you around. | |
| Maybe I won't. | |
| All right. | |
| Nice to meet you. | |
| Bye. | |
| Oh, this girl's scared. | |
| Look at her. | |
| She's giving him the double take. | |
| How are you tonight? | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Wait, wait, you go from one to the next. | |
| What's your name? | |
| Because I'm just trying to imagine that. | |
| I'm going to pause this. | |
| Now, you guys realize that the reason there's feminism and the reason that there's all these weird feminist laws is because of jagoffs like this. | |
| You all understand that, right? | |
| Not here. | |
| You get that, right? | |
| I'm meeting you for the first time. | |
| Fucking assholes like this. | |
| I mean, I'm just attracted to you. | |
| That's why I'm talking to you. | |
| Guys like this are ruining for all you guys. | |
| I'm attracted to a girl. | |
| I just want to talk to a chick and not be creepy about it. | |
| Yeah, you know. | |
| Try to get to know her. | |
| And let all the thumbs down. | |
| I'm going to give her another one here. | |
| Thumbs down. | |
| Like, actually, can't engage with me and thinks I'm attractive too. | |
| Leave her alone. | |
| Oh, it's kind of awkward because no one does this. | |
| But, I mean, even if I didn't have the camera, it would be the same thing. | |
| I would be talking the same way. | |
| Because, you know. | |
| People are like, I can't match this. | |
| It's all this show, you know. | |
| It's perfectly. | |
| I'm making. | |
| You haven't heard of me? | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Look, he even has like the fucking same like mouth as Burger Planet. | |
| You know, this dude has the same mouth as Burger Planet. | |
| Suck Dr. Quack says, dude, what the fuck, man? | |
| We're watching some fucking autistic ass burger completely going up to women and making them feel uncomfortable, alright? | |
| I'm filming girls. | |
| Like, I mean, I'm just trying to approach a girl that I like. | |
| And but they, like, any girl, you know, I mean, that's what guys do. | |
| They just, if they see a good-looking girl, that's what turns them on. | |
| They go in, approach, hi, how are you? | |
| Right? | |
| That's what I'm doing, but I'm recording it because I don't know. | |
| There's a lot of guys that have there's a lot of guys that have that struggle to even talk to girls because it's too scary. | |
| And I guess the video. | |
| Here it goes again. | |
| What's your name? | |
| My name is Stephanie. | |
| My name's Daniel. | |
| I find you attractive. | |
| I find you attractive. | |
| That's why I'm talking to you. | |
| I'm non-speaking times. | |
| I lost to speak English. | |
| I don't know, Fortune. | |
| Okay, I'm out of here. | |
| All right. | |
| Yeah, I want to, like, you could, like, teach me Portuguese. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I ain't going. | |
| Have a good night. | |
| How are you? | |
| I find you very attractive. | |
| I saw you. | |
| This white bitch isn't stupid. | |
| This white bitch isn't stupid. | |
| Hitler's dick just said he sniped Burger Planet and ICE. | |
| He thinks he's famous. | |
| He has a 50-year-old Cambodian wife with schizophrenia. | |
| The life of these sick tards is really depressing. | |
| He thinks he's an IRL streamer and has an extensive criminal record and mental health record. | |
| This guy, these guys snipe burger and ice for Christ's sake. | |
| I mean, dude, look at the way this one bitch fucking reacted here. | |
| Look at her. | |
| I was busy with them. | |
| Now, to be completely honest, this bitch is going out with no bra. | |
| Half of her fucking tits are hanging out. | |
| So I'm not saying that she's asking for anything, but she's definitely trying to draw attention, okay? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Why? | |
| Because you're very attractive enough. | |
| Is that bad? | |
| Would like not. | |
| You're shy? | |
| It's on my face now. | |
| Is that okay? | |
| Yeah, but I mean, is it okay for a guy to go up to a girl on the street and say, hi, I like you? | |
| So if I come up without the camera, it would be better. | |
| Okay, sorry about that. | |
| Maybe I'll see you around. | |
| Bye. | |
| Hi. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| I find you attractive. | |
| Yeah, don't you? | |
| It's on my face now. | |
| All right, bye. | |
| I'd like to get more information. | |
| Like, what do you think? | |
| Optimize, optimize, optimize, optimize, go. | |
| Hi. | |
| Hi, how are you? | |
| How are you? | |
| I find you attractive. | |
| All right, I'm done, Bliss. | |
| I can't take this anymore. | |
| I agree with the chat. | |
| This is such crazy. | |
| It's fucking safe. | |
| I'm sorry, but I do actually want to give you a video dono of a song I like since you've been a good sport. | |
| Oh, really? | |
| Most of the points you make, I heavily disagree with, but I'd lie if I said you weren't entertaining. | |
| All right, man. | |
| Well, thank you very much. | |
| Oh, here's Prince. | |
| What an interesting broadcast. | |
| Cheers, Ghosty. | |
| I'm enjoying some 13 years scotch and homemade potato chips. | |
| Hitler's underscore dick has hit it out of the park again with the incredible desperate sorrow of this cocksuckers video. | |
| We need to fund his Discord Invite Onion. | |
| Oh, man, that's funny, dude. | |
| That's funny. | |
| All right. | |
| I do agree with you there, Prince. | |
| All right. | |
| Cheers, Hitler's Dick. | |
| Thank you very much. | |
| Let's get to the. | |
| Oh, Ard Ham, dude. | |
| Seriously, man, Arn Hammond. | |
| All right. | |
| He said, since you guys enjoyed those cat videos, this will get you really emotional. | |
| Oh, dude. | |
| All right. | |
| Here comes Ard Hammond trying to get us emotional here. | |
| All right. | |
| Ah, dude. | |
| Dude, Arn Hammond, dude, why are you requesting shit like this? | |
| Seriously. | |
| I mean, why are you requesting this dumb shit, man? | |
| All right. | |
| And by the way, with all due respect to all you people, I don't understand why you fucking give this tard any kind of embracement when he's into kind of fucking freaky, weird, fucking dumb shit. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| I mean, what sense does it make to be sitting here trying to get people emotional? | |
| We're up late at night. | |
| Some people are fucking drinking over here. | |
| All right. | |
| And you're over here being a fucking prick saying, oh, yeah, you want to get emotional? | |
| Okay, I got it. | |
| I'll give you emotion. | |
| Okay, here you go. | |
| All right, folks. | |
| Viewer discretion is advised. | |
| If you don't want to get like emotionally sappy or something, please move away from the video, okay? | |
| I mean, I'm telling you, you know what I'm going to do right now? | |
| I'm going to go take a piss. | |
| And then I'm going to go try to hook up the fucking phone again to the fucking fucking conference call shit. | |
| You all look at this. | |
| If you don't want to look at it, I don't blame you, dude, because I don't feel like getting emotional here, okay? | |
| I really don't feel like getting emotional. | |
| I'm not one of these people that are like, you know, watching these things and getting emotional and shit. | |
| So anyway, here it is. | |
| All right, play it. | |
| I gotta go. | |
| I'll be right back. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| Fucking Hard Hammond. | |
| Stupid camel Josh. | |
| You fucking cheese. | |
| Don't be so hard on Artiman, after After all, he is your son. | |
| Goat pee pee time. | |
| What did | |
| I tell you? | |
| Nobody wants to see this shit. | |
| Nobody wants to get emotional right now, you fucking asshole. | |
| and I'm hooking up the goddamn fucking coal shit. | |
| It's Pissgoblin, here to say that Goat is crying out his p-hole rn. | |
|
Fucking Dicks Conga Line
00:13:18
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|
| Everyone type It's okay to cheer him up. | |
| You know what? | |
| Fuck you, dude. | |
| Seriously, man. | |
| Fuck you and fuck everybody out here, man. | |
| I'm fucking tired of you people. | |
| fucking assholes shut up man I'm fucking... | |
| You fuckin' dicks! | |
| Dude, I | |
| can't take this anymore. | |
| Just take it off. | |
| It's four minutes, all right? | |
| It's four fucking minutes. | |
| All right, I've had enough, dude, okay? | |
| Fuck it. | |
| And fuck all you people in the fucking chat room, man. | |
| You fucking, you, you guys are just fucking shithead pieces of fucking crap, man. | |
| I need another beer. | |
| I can't take this fucking shit anymore, man. | |
| I need more beer, man. | |
| Law that dog fucking heated for a second. | |
| That was great. | |
| Get the fuck out of here, man. | |
| Piss goblin. | |
| All right, get the fuck out of here. | |
| All right. | |
| It's okay, ghost. | |
| It's okay. | |
| I only came twice to your tears. | |
| Now fuck you, fucking corn hog, you fucking pizza shit. | |
| Give me my fucking bottle cap opener for fuck's sake, man. | |
| I can't get fucking drunk enough, man. | |
| I can't get fucking hired drunk enough for this fucking stupid fucking show. | |
| Come on, man, fucking take the fucking pain away, man. | |
| Seriously, man. | |
| Just fucking take the fucking pain away, man. | |
| For fuck's sake. | |
| I need another shot. | |
| I'm sorry, man. | |
| If I'm going to keep going, I need another fucking shot up in here, man. | |
| Give him a goddamn pile of fucking shit. | |
| I need another fucking big ass shot, man. | |
| Who gives a fuck? | |
| Dementia just dropped the diamond do Coke. | |
| Dude, I'll do fucking Coke. | |
| Fucking pizza shit. | |
| Yeah, yeah, let me go ahead and do cocaine. | |
| A fucking drug that does, that has a fucking hole in your nose and shrinks your cock. | |
| Yeah, yeah, put me on the fucking front line for that shit. | |
| All right, dude, I'm gonna continue going. | |
| I mean, fuck all you people. | |
| All right, we're back. | |
| We're back connected on the fucking horn over there, just in case you want to call. | |
| But goddamn, I've got so many goddamn donos I gotta do. | |
| Let's get to another fucking, what is this? | |
| Hitler's dick. | |
| Oh, Christ. | |
| Hitler's fucking dick. | |
| What is this? | |
| Corn. | |
| I'm not gonna say that name. | |
| Oh, wow, ghost, you pissed in my eye. | |
| Why are you bringing up old shit, man? | |
| You know, the whole reason I told you that story was because I thought we were fucking cool. | |
| I thought I could be candid with you fucking people. | |
| You know, I was trying to be fucking honest for fuck's sake. | |
| All right, before we get Hitler's dick on the fucking his next video, let me have my fucking drink. | |
| I'm gonna shoot a shot here, okay? | |
| I'm shooting a fucking shot. | |
| I do want to remind everybody, still number one on IP2, baby. | |
| Just saying, just saying. | |
| Let me go ahead and take this shot. | |
| Cheers, baby. | |
| Cheers. | |
| Good stuff, baby. | |
| Good stuff. | |
| All right. | |
| Here we go. | |
| Let's get to Hitler's dick up in here. | |
| And he said, Let's LARP as Chad's going to a club. | |
| Let's perpetual adolescence. | |
| Let's watch Rick and Morty and play video games and watch anime. | |
| Let's smoke weed first thing in the morning. | |
| Let's take bad ecstasy. | |
| Last donate. | |
| Ghost, did I just hear Templeton bark? | |
| Jesus Christ, corn hog. | |
| Maybe you did. | |
| Maybe you didn't. | |
| For fuck's sake. | |
| All right, here it is. | |
| Hitler's dick. | |
| Let's see what the hell he's got in for us now. | |
| Once again. | |
| All right, he's become notorious around here. | |
| What the hell is this? | |
| Oh, no. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| What the hell is this? | |
| Put the PC shot on. | |
| What the fuck is this? | |
| Sakura Con. | |
| What the hell is Sakura Con? | |
| How many cons are there out here? | |
| What the fuck is this? | |
| Once again, hold on, pause this. | |
| Notice all the people that are dancing solo. | |
| Wow. | |
| I did not expect you to actually cry. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Holy fight. | |
| My bad, y'all. | |
| I'll send more heartfelt videos to make you cry more in the future. | |
| I don't want to. | |
| I don't want any heartfelt shit. | |
| Anyway, once again, fuck Art Hammond. | |
| Take a look at all the people that are dancing alone here. | |
| All right. | |
| Look at fatty, ugly, ugly, fatty, fatty. | |
| You see what I'm saying? | |
| Fatty. | |
| It's never done. | |
| Never done. | |
| Some fat femme thinking he's at a rave. | |
| So just be what you want to be. | |
| Look at this. | |
| I mean, a bunch of fatties and uglies. | |
| It's where you met your mistress. | |
| Met my mistress. | |
| Dude, whoever the fuck Cornhog is, I hope you get cancer of the anus. | |
| All right. | |
| And what is this? | |
| Piss goblin. | |
| Proud of your children, ghost. | |
| I'm proud of my child. | |
| I'm not proud of these pieces of shit. | |
| I'll tell you that right now. | |
| I'm not proud of this. | |
| A gumby. | |
| People got a fucking gumby fetish for fuck's sake. | |
| Dude, nobody here is coupling or having a good time. | |
| You know, when I was a young chap, if I was in a crowd of this capacity, I'd be going up to Chicks and Bay. | |
| Hey, how you doing? | |
| It's a great crowd here, right? | |
| Hey, you want to go dance? | |
| You want to, you know, you want to dance to this tune? | |
| And if they said no, well, then you fucking go and ask another one. | |
| Look at these fucking people just hanging around, just fucking doing shit. | |
| Look, this is this guy's sister, for fuck's sake. | |
| You can tell. | |
| Hold on, watch. | |
| What is it? | |
| Is everything okay at home, ghost? | |
| And should I donate a video? | |
| No, don't. | |
| And everything's fine. | |
| Everything's fine. | |
| Cheers again for the marathon broadcast, my guy. | |
| Do what you gotta do, Rhea, break onion, onion. | |
| Yeah, I know. | |
| No, I'm okay, Prince. | |
| Okay, I'm okay. | |
| You now have two trans leftists following you, ghost. | |
| I know that makes you feel all tingly inside, fellow communists. | |
| Two trans leftists. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| Look, I know why you trans are attracted to me. | |
| I'm the manliest dominant motherfucker on the internet right now, asserting and throwing around my manly dominance like it ain't shit. | |
| And I don't blame you. | |
| I don't blame you. | |
| But by God, take about 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack with that talk. | |
| All right, put her back on Hitler's Dick's video here. | |
| Hey, look at this. | |
| This bitch is a flatboard who needs a screw, but because she's in cosplay and she's got fucking clown makeup on, she's dancing with her girlfriend, trying to make everybody that's out there want to take a picture of her so that she can charge these fucking incels 10 or 15 bucks a fucking picture. | |
| I mean, do you think I'm stupid? | |
| Do you think I'm stupid? | |
| Look at this substandard fucking three on a scale from one to ten. | |
| Fucking throwing lights in there. | |
| Dude, who let the fucking cripple in? | |
| Give me my drink. | |
| Who let the cripple in? | |
| Without me interrupting you. | |
| Dude, look at this fake rave shit, dude. | |
| Oh, God, man. | |
| Hey, look at this. | |
| You can't be. | |
| Dude, I mean, are you fucking psychotropic drug-taking young people convincing yourselves that you're having a good time? | |
| When third-party perspective, especially documented like this, are telling you you look like fucking dumbasses. | |
| We're planning a convention in your name since you're our favorite conversation. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| We plan on starting it whenever we feel like it, and all the guests will be paid in lemons. | |
| There will be a jukebox rave, and the alcoholic drink will be Johnny Walker blue label. | |
| Yeah, I don't think they'll be able to afford Johnny Walker blue label, all right? | |
| Anyway, once again, here it is. | |
| Fucking SakoraCon, whatever the fuck that is. | |
| Look at this. | |
| Once again, bitches, that's why this bitch doesn't want to show her face. | |
| I'm telling you, man, these are threes and fours on a scale to one. | |
| This is Ghost gets regularly fucked by Tyrone. | |
| Ghost allows it, cause he, being the willing cuck he is, gets off to it. | |
| Stop talking about my wife, cornhog. | |
| Don't lie, ghost. | |
| That was you in the wheelchair. | |
| Dude, dude, just shut up, Luna Pony, you fucking idiot. | |
| All right, hold on. | |
| Hold on, I actually skip to this stupid card. | |
| I skip to a scuffed fucking Mexican Andy. | |
| Going by very slow. | |
| Okay, look at that. | |
| See, look at this ugly. | |
| Look at that ugly. | |
| Look at these uglies. | |
| Look at these uglies. | |
| What I'm saying. | |
| He's ugly. | |
| Oh, don't tell me. | |
| A fucking conga line? | |
| Are you fucking shitty? | |
| They got a fucking conga line. | |
| A fatty. | |
| An ugly. | |
| Please go. | |
| Oh, there's somebody crying. | |
| It's your wife. | |
| I love you, but I'd appreciate it if you'd stop punch-fisting my donut hole. | |
| Dude, shut the fuck. | |
| What the fuck kind of shit is that? | |
| Shut up! | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| And by the way, the only guy that's dancing with anybody just happens to be a brown person. | |
|
Philly Mind Even Joke Pipe
00:10:15
|
|
| Just saying. | |
| Just saying. | |
| Making fun of cripples is really shitty. | |
| After all, our gracious host is one himself. | |
| Having had his legs blown off in the war, major respect to all veterans of this world. | |
| Cornhog, what the actual fuck, dude? | |
| All right, what the actual fuck? | |
| Good fucking God. | |
| Play the rest of this shit. | |
| Once again, a brown person dancing with the white, white girl. | |
| I'm just saying while all these fucking lame-ass white cucks are holding up the wall or dancing by themselves thinking anybody gives a shit. | |
| Look at this. | |
| This fucking ugly. | |
| All right. | |
| It's been about four minutes. | |
| I think we're done, dude. | |
| All right. | |
| All right. | |
| I think we're done. | |
| This is fucking. | |
| This is sad. | |
| You know what? | |
| Hey, Hitler's dick. | |
| I get what you're saying about this. | |
| This is fucking disgusting. | |
| This is fucking disgusting and sad is what it is at the same time. | |
| Anyway, we got a shitload more dodos, dude. | |
| I'm not even fucking joking around. | |
| People keep telling me, ghosts, why don't you up the price for the damn $20, $20? | |
| I'm thinking about it. | |
| I'm thinking about upping it to $25, dude, because this is a lot of backed up dodos. | |
| But then again, part of me is like, ghosts, don't do it. | |
| All right. | |
| It's a little Jew. | |
| Well, never mind. | |
| It's just, it's not good. | |
| All right. | |
| Then these people are going to, you know, whatever. | |
| Call me a Jew bag or whatever. | |
| Anyway, let's get to Ann and Philly, okay? | |
| Ann and Philly requested this one and said, music for you to chill out to. | |
| Hope this helps a little. | |
| Okay, so let's hope. | |
| Let's hope, Ann and Philly. | |
| I sincerely hope that you're serious and not trolling, dude. | |
| All right. | |
| Actually, Corn Dog, the main reason Ghost lost his legs was because someone locked him in the freezer like the tiny man he is causing serious frostbite. | |
| Also diabetes. | |
| Who the fuck are these people? | |
| You know, cornhog, piss goblin. | |
| Who the fuck are these fucking people? | |
| You know, and why are they coming at me like that, man? | |
| Why the fuck are you coming at me? | |
| Jesus fucking Christ, man. | |
| And you see, they're already calling me a Jew bag. | |
| Look at this. | |
| Look at that. | |
| I already. | |
| All right. | |
| Never mind. | |
| All right. | |
| Sorry I even said anything about it. | |
| Anyway, Ann and Philly said that this is some music to chill out to. | |
| And when I take a look at this Anon Philly, I see some tuna fish language type of fucking writing here. | |
| So let's hope. | |
| I'm not making a judgment. | |
| Let's hope, Ann and Philly, that this is going to be some decent chill-out music. | |
| All right. | |
| Let's take a listen to it here. | |
| Supposed to be music to chill out to. | |
| Hell is this? | |
| Electronic gems. | |
| Okay? | |
| Well, what do you got? | |
| What do you got? | |
| What do you got? | |
| Electronic gems. | |
| What do you got? | |
| Hold on. | |
| What is it? | |
| I heard Blade stole your legs, and that's why his holes are healing. | |
| Blade stole my leg. | |
| Dude, shut up, are you? | |
| And by the way, I'm a little concerned about Blade, Yentex. | |
| I'm glad that you brought him up because, I mean, I think he's getting a little too addicted to the Percocets. | |
| And by the way, the Percocets will kill your liver faster than just drinking. | |
| I'm just saying. | |
| So thanks for bringing it up, Yentext. | |
| And what is this? | |
| Anonymous. | |
| The reason we're coming at you is because you're hot as fuck and we want you, Daddy. | |
| Ghost is an anti-Semite confirmed. | |
| No, I'm not. | |
| I'm just saying what Cornhog. | |
| Listen, I'm saying what these idiots were. | |
| I already know these people. | |
| I know these fucking people that are my supposed fans out here. | |
| I know what they're thinking. | |
| I know how they think. | |
| Don't fucking sit here and call me some kind of anti-Semite man. | |
| I am not. | |
| Anyway, play the rest of Ann and Philly's song. | |
| This was supposed to be some chill music. | |
| Everybody just chill out and mellow out. | |
| All right? | |
| Everybody just chill out and mellow out here. | |
| Look at that. | |
| Where's my smoke? | |
| Where's my fucking pie? | |
| Here it is. | |
| Let's fucking smoke a little bit here, all right? | |
| Okay. | |
| Giving this a whirl. | |
| I just took that fucking hit and listened to this mellow kind of. | |
| You know, feels good, man. | |
| Matter of fact, I need some more joke. | |
| I need to put some more joke in this fucking pipe. | |
| But, ah. | |
| That's all I got to say. | |
| Where's my dope? | |
| This ain't you, man. | |
| Hold on, let's stop disrupting this shit. | |
| Congratulations on upgrading to the cutting-edge operating system Windows 98. | |
| That's so great. | |
| After all, it's better than your shitty jukebox coarse hair. | |
| Dude, I'm about to buy another Corsair. | |
| I'm not even fucking around with you. | |
| I'm about to buy the latest one that they just put out. | |
| But I think I might wait because, I mean, this one that I have, the i160, it still has like, you know, a badass process. | |
| I mean, it still gets it done. | |
| I'm just, you know, I'm just, I'm going to buy one for, I'm just, I don't know. | |
| I just, I like the computer, dude. | |
| It's such a badass piece of machinery, and the fucking box is so small. | |
| The box is so small. | |
| I don't know how they did it, dude. | |
| It's just innovative. | |
| And not to mention, it's not made in China. | |
| It's made in Taiwan. | |
| Props the Corsair, for Christ's sake. | |
| I really do like it. | |
| All right. | |
| I'm serious. | |
| I'm thinking about it. | |
| Anyway, put the PC shot back on. | |
| Once again, Ann and Philly. | |
| This ain't bad, dude. | |
| This ain't bad. | |
| This ain't bad at all. | |
| Am I wasting another five grand? | |
| I don't know. | |
| I'm thinking about it. | |
| I'm thinking about potentially buying another PC. | |
| And I'm considering, you know, getting one. | |
| I don't want to tell y'all, dude. | |
| Y'all are going to call me an idiot and shit. | |
| So just never mind. | |
| I even said it. | |
| All right. | |
| Well, never mind. | |
| I even said it. | |
| And let me fucking get into the grooves of what Ann and Philly just dropped. | |
| This ain't bad, dude. | |
| Wow, that one hit me right there. | |
| Now I'm feeling it, dude. | |
| Build the PC. | |
| Dude, this is not giving me one fucking problem. | |
| What are you talking about, man? | |
| And believe it or not, I use and abuse this fucking machine, dude. | |
| I mean, I do all kinds of shit. | |
| And it's been great. | |
| I'm not kidding around. | |
| I think it's great. | |
| The cooling system is great. | |
| It's just a small box. | |
| I mean, the box is unbelievably small. | |
| You could not believe it if you saw it. | |
| And the amount of power it has. | |
| I'm missing. | |
| Ghost, I'm sorry to report that your son has been caught fucking a dead rabbit. | |
| He was rabid and frothing at the mouth. | |
| We had to put him down like the mad dog he is. | |
| GX. | |
| Why in the fuck would you donate something like that, cornhog? | |
| I mean, Siri, why in the fuck would you donate something like that? | |
| Jesus fucking Christ. | |
| I'm enjoying Ann and Philly's song here. | |
| Everybody else is, and you're fucking. | |
| Give me a drink. | |
| Play it. | |
| Keep playing. | |
| This is a nice song. | |
| I'm going to give this a thumbs up, dude. | |
| I like it. | |
| I like it, man. | |
| I know people are out there asking ghost meetings if you don't like EDM. | |
| I mean, it's not my favorite music, but it's not as if I don't listen to occasional EDM songs, you know. | |
| I'm really appreciative that people. | |
| This is why I like the show. | |
| When people donate shit like this, this is why I like the show. | |
| I get exposed to new things that I wouldn't have been exposed to. | |
| And, you know, like Japanese city pop, I like that shit. | |
|
Skipped Fruity Canook 80s
00:14:27
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|
| I've never heard of Electric Gems. | |
| This, yeah, this sounds pretty cool. | |
| I'm going to take a listen to them. | |
| I mean, I like this shit. | |
| This is what it's about. | |
| We're all chilling. | |
| And not to mention, not only do I get exposed to being to other music and other shit, other people as well. | |
| Like, I love how there's a lot of people that are now digging metal that listen to this broadcast. | |
| I'm glad. | |
| I'm glad that's happening. | |
| What? | |
| Ghost isn't Thomas Albin. | |
| His real name is Thomas Rizzo, the younger brother of Esteban Rizzo, the gay porn star known for his height, 4 feet 11 inches. | |
| What? | |
| Also, there's a possibility ghost actually got fucked so hard, he completely lost the use of his legs. | |
| All right, dude. | |
| Dude, what the fuck am I getting donated at this fucking time of the hour? | |
| For Christ's sake, Piss Goblin and Cornhog, Piss Goblin and Cornhog up in here have really fruited up the fucking place. | |
| And guess what? | |
| We're going to get even more fruited up tonight, or this morning. | |
| It's fucking after four in the morning because MAGA Brony, that's right, folks. | |
| You tried to get rid of him. | |
| MAGA Brony is back. | |
| And he said it's time for a pony party. | |
| Get your hooves up, every pony. | |
| Pony Danzin sticker in the chat. | |
| What the fuck is pony danzin sticker? | |
| What the fuck does that mean, first of all? | |
| And secondly, MAGA Brony, you're about to piss off everybody, man. | |
| And I'm about to fucking lose listeners here. | |
| I'm not even kidding. | |
| I'm about to lose fucking listeners. | |
| All right. | |
| Anyway, look, before I put this on, I want to remind everybody that for whatever reason, the bronies have been like a pimple on my fucking ass. | |
| I mean, since like 2010, they've been listening to my broadcast for a long time. | |
| And for whatever reason, they insist on playing all this brony shit. | |
| They insist that I'm some kind of a brony or some kind of bullshit like that, which is not the fucking case. | |
| But here's MAGA Brony. | |
| Here it is. | |
| We got to play his shit. | |
| Here it is, folks. | |
| Mega Brody! | |
| There are guys over the age of 18 that obsess over this shit. | |
| Oh, Christ. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| What am I watching, man? | |
| I mean, is this what's thrown in the background at like fucking brony parties? | |
| Me and His Goblin have been discussing things We are worried for your health. | |
| You seem to be going blind and bald, and you've already lost the use of your legs. | |
| You know what, Cornhog? | |
| Don't worry about my health, all right? | |
| All right. | |
| Everybody, everybody, everybody dies. | |
| All right. | |
| And by the way, how do I have stickers of this same shit in my chat room? | |
| I mean, somebody is a sticker maker brony-loving piece of fucking fruit bowl shit. | |
| I'll tell you that right now. | |
| Don't worry about old ghosts, okay? | |
| I'm posting it in the fucking chat. | |
| How many brodies? | |
| Look, we got somebody that dropped a diamond. | |
| Brody the ghostler. | |
| Brody party. | |
| It's not a brony party, okay? | |
| It is not a brony party. | |
| I'm sorry, folks. | |
| I've got Brodies that Flint has broadcast for like 10 years. | |
| For 10 fucking years. | |
| I need a drink. | |
| Look at all these fucking fucking sticks. | |
| Look at all the people dancing in the chat room right here. | |
| I like this shit. | |
| Thumbs down. | |
| Thumbs down this crap. | |
| Thumbs down. | |
| This shit is not crazy. | |
| Especially when the hold on who the fuck is donating now? | |
| This game looks badass. | |
| You should play it, ghost. | |
| Oh, Christ, dude. | |
| Look, I'm going to say this again. | |
| Don't donate to me, please. | |
| All right. | |
| I am done with this fucking show. | |
| I'm done. | |
| I'm done. | |
| I mean, look at what I'm looking at right now. | |
| I'm done. | |
| This is all this show's been. | |
| It's been stupid shit like this. | |
| I'm done, man. | |
| Don't donate to me anymore. | |
| This isn't fucking reverse psychology. | |
| This isn't fucking Talmudic magic. | |
| I mean, for fuck's sake. | |
| And what, Piss Goblin? | |
| I'm not a Brody. | |
| I've never been a Brody. | |
| I discovered your show outside of that community. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| I got to say, though, pretty impressed that they've been around for as long as they have. | |
| They've long surpassed the relevancy of the show. | |
| Dude, don't ask me why. | |
| Don't ask me. | |
| All right. | |
| Don't fucking ask me. | |
| Play the rest of Mega Brony's fucking garbage. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| Somebody in the chat room. | |
| When are we going to get our gaming stream? | |
| Dude, I'm almost eight hours into this fucking show. | |
| I was like nine hours into the last show. | |
| Oh, Jesus, dude. | |
| What the fuck now? | |
| Happy sixth year's anniversary. | |
| Make this the last donation of the night. | |
| Pause the donations. | |
| Sixth anniversary? | |
| What the fuck are you talking about? | |
| Sixth anniversary? | |
| What are you talking about? | |
| I've been. | |
| I've been on for 13 years, okay? | |
| But I think what you're talking about when I came back or some shit. | |
| Alright, whatever. | |
| I think... | |
| All right, that was stupid. | |
| That was pointless. | |
| That was useless. | |
| But once again, I've got nothing but a bunch of bronies that they've been listening to me for fucking, like I said, 10 years, dude. | |
| I'm not even fucking shitting around. | |
| Not even shitting around, dude. | |
| All right, once again, I got to keep doing these, dude. | |
| It's four in the morning. | |
| I'm not even fucking. | |
| I got a whole shitload more I got to do. | |
| Who the fuck is next? | |
| Oh, yeah, Fruity Canook 80s. | |
| Fruity Canook 80s is next. | |
| He said these guys were shoving maple bacon up their asses during this song. | |
| So I don't know what the hell this is. | |
| Viewer discretion is advised. | |
| Fruity Canook 80s. | |
| What the fuck is this? | |
| What the hell did I just, what the hell is this shit? | |
| What is this shit? | |
| I gotta fucking wait for an advertise. | |
| I'd buy that for a dollar. | |
| What? | |
| Ghost, we are glad to announce that you are the winner of the 2020 Golden Shower Award. | |
| I don't know what the fuck to say to that. | |
| I mean, Cornhog, you've been speaking of a fucking thorn in my ass tonight. | |
| All right, fucking Cornhog. | |
| All right, fucking, you're whoever the fuck you are, you're a fucking piece of shit. | |
| Fucking thorn in my fucking ass. | |
| All right, can we get to Fruity Canook 80s here and see what the fuck? | |
| You skipped one of my donuts. | |
| No, I didn't. | |
| It's coming up, dude. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| All right. | |
| You skipped one of my donuts. | |
| This was the second one. | |
| You skipped my dude. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| I got your fucking. | |
| There's a dono coming up, dude. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| All right. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| You see what I'm saying, dude? | |
| Anyway, Fruity Canook 80s. | |
| What the hell is this? | |
| Put the PC shot on. | |
| What is this shit? | |
| What is this? | |
| These guys had maple bacon up their ass while they were fucking making this video. | |
| That's what the donator said. | |
| See what I'm saying about Canadians, man? | |
| I mean, look, look at this. | |
| Why did he have to take it so far? | |
| He's wearing a pink shirt. | |
| This fucking guy's wearing a pink shirt with a fucking Che Gravera beret. | |
| I mean, give me a break, dude. | |
| And on top of that, is that mascara? | |
| Someday. | |
| Yeah, at least it is in Kitty vs. Spinny or that stupid, ridiculous Canadian humor. | |
| Telephone. | |
| Don't tell me. | |
| I'm sorry, dude. | |
| I'm not a big fan of Canadian, okay? | |
| I know I have a lot of fans in Canadia. | |
| I'm not down with Canadian, okay? | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| Justin Trudeau is the bastard child of Fidel Castro. | |
| If you don't know that by now, you're a fucking idiot, okay? | |
| All right, I'm not even joking around. | |
| Yeah, I said it. | |
| Justin Trudeau is the cuckold. | |
| What? | |
| What? | |
| Magna Brony. | |
| What is this? | |
| I literally had three 20 buckers. | |
| You skipped over one. | |
| What are you talking about? | |
| To play the pony metal. | |
| All right. | |
| I'll play your fucking pony metal, dude. | |
| Just fucking. | |
| Just shut up. | |
| Play this shit. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| You understand? | |
| I'm listening to Fruit Bowl Canadian shit right now, MAGA Brony. | |
| All right? | |
| How do you like that shit? | |
| I just don't like Canadians. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| You guys fucking have you have moose antlers up your ass. | |
| And just take a listen to this music. | |
| This is what I'm talking about. | |
| Give me a break. | |
| Especially with many, many of them. | |
| No pony metal. | |
| Oh! | |
| That's right, dude. | |
| I'm telling you, that's right. | |
| People told me that they don't want to hear the pony metal. | |
| There it is. | |
| What the fuck is this? | |
| I don't have time for this corn haul okay I don't have fucking time for this shit I'm listening to some fucking con- Canadian Richard, baby bottle, baby bottle, bottle, baby bottle, baby. | |
| Daddy vodka baby bottle baby bottle baby bottle baby bottle baby bottle baby bottle jeff All right dude, I don't know what's going on, but once again, MAGA Brony, you heard it dude, nobody wants to hear it. | |
| I'm sorry, nobody wants pony metal. | |
| You got a fucking dodo coming up. | |
| All right, you've got a got a dodo coming up. | |
| Jesus Christ, this is fruity, dude. | |
| This is fruity as fucking for you. | |
| Look at these fucking bitches. | |
| They're getting like they don't want to get too close to them. | |
| They're afraid they're going to get the AIDS or something. | |
| I'm like, ah, not too close. | |
| Not too close, please. | |
| I mean, what the fuck, dude? | |
| I'll be losing this fear. | |
| Is this a long song? | |
| All right, we're almost done, thank God. | |
| I'm sorry, you know 80s Canooks? | |
| I can't dig this at all. | |
| All right, Blucifer has dropped the diamond more Canadian than Richard Marks at a Trump rally. | |
| And what now? | |
| MAGA Brony? | |
| For fuck's sake, I donated a ton to this show and pony metal would have been played before. | |
| The last Dono shouldn't even count. | |
| Go skipped it to begin. | |
| I didn't skip it. | |
| We heard fucking like four minutes of it, dude. | |
| Oh god look don't, don't. | |
| Nobody donate to me anymore. | |
| All right, you know if I'm such a fucking dick, cheeseburger or whatever the fuck you think I am. | |
| Just fucking. | |
|
Game Ghost Scammer Oh Skip
00:10:46
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|
| Don't even donate to me, man. | |
| Jesus, Fucking Christ, all right, it's bad enough that I'm playing 80s Canook shit. | |
| All right, Jesus Christ. | |
| Oh, my god, all right, all right, all right, we get it all right. | |
| This was stupid. | |
| I can't believe I even watched all that shit anyway. | |
| Fruity Canook 80s. | |
| I hope you enjoyed that. | |
| Now here is another one by MAGA Brony. | |
| Okay, here it is. | |
| He's like let's keep the party rocking or going. | |
| Excuse me, pony rock, did somebody ask for more videos? | |
| No dude, I did not fucking ask for more fucking videos. | |
| I mean, you see what I got to put up with here, dude. | |
| You know? | |
| I mean, seriously, I mean, this doesn't encourage me to want to do another fucking show. | |
| Every time everybody's bitching, everybody's moaning. | |
| Ghost, you didn't play my shit. | |
| That's going to steer fucking listeners away from your show. | |
| You didn't get it. | |
| You didn't get it. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| And what is it? | |
| Ghost, I have to admit this to you. | |
| I'm an autistic baguette who has been donating my parents' money to you every single dono. | |
| I deserve to be taken to the woodshed for being such a fucking idiot. | |
| All right. | |
| That's not MAGA. | |
| Okay, that's not MAGA Brony, okay? | |
| But I concur with the person whoever donated that. | |
| Here's MAGA Brony. | |
| What is this? | |
| What is this? | |
| You're lying your fucking ass off. | |
| I donated 20 bucks after you played the four minutes so you can play more. | |
| Dude, somebody donated like fucking 50 for me not to do it. | |
| I mean, what do you want, dude? | |
| Nobody likes you, dude. | |
| I don't know what you want to tell you. | |
| All right, Jesus Christ. | |
| I forgot the link. | |
| Okay, great. | |
| I was hoping you did and just, you know, just forgot about it. | |
| Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is: here's your fucking video, MAGA Brony. | |
| Stop bitching, please. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| All right. | |
| Look at this. | |
| We got to listen to four minutes and 20 seconds of this bullshit. | |
| All right. | |
| And nobody does. | |
| Nobody in here wants to listen to this shit. | |
| And why am I getting Disney's Princess sticker collection? | |
| Why the fuck do I care about that? | |
| Why the fuck do I care about that? | |
| You know, they're advertising me. | |
| Oh, the fucking shit. | |
| These people make me watch. | |
| All right. | |
| Yeah, we're gonna have a good time. | |
| Subscribe to Bony. | |
| Don't be shy. | |
| I mean, Mega Brony, I'm telling you, nobody wants to listen to this shit. | |
| All right? | |
| And I know why you're doing it. | |
| You're trying to piss everybody off. | |
| All right? | |
| But you pissed them off. | |
| All right? | |
| Give me a break. | |
| Shake it. | |
| At least there's not some fruity ass brony shaking its fucking stupid tail or some shit. | |
| All right. | |
| And what now? | |
| To boo who my bad video didn't play Googo Gaga Peepee. | |
| Fucking shitty Poopo ass. | |
| Fucking shit bitch ass cunt fucking boohoo. | |
| Fucking triple A fucking pussy. | |
| My people small and I am Poapoo brain. | |
| Fucking stupid baby fucking fucking shit. | |
| Jesus, dude. | |
| You see what I'm saying, Mega Brony? | |
| You see what I'm talking about here? | |
| All right. | |
| You see what I'm saying? | |
| Excuse my fucking belts. | |
| You see what I'm talking about? | |
| I buy that first. | |
| Here's Cornhog. | |
| Ghost, I've done so much for you, you ungrateful prick. | |
| I clean your house. | |
| I suck your dick. | |
| I fuck your wife. | |
| Why are you so mean? | |
| Look, the reason I'm mean is because I can be mean, okay? | |
| All right, how do you like that there, Cornhaw? | |
| And what is this? | |
| Fucking MAGA Brony. | |
| I donated 20 after the 50 out because my Brony friends donated it for me even out of the negative money. | |
| Play the shit scammer. | |
| Oh, now you're going to call me a scammer? | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| You think that's going to make me want to fucking play the shit? | |
| I'm playing your shit now, you little fucking ungrateful Brody fuck. | |
| All right. | |
| I'm playing your shit now. | |
| Sit there and put a fucking pony up your ass and listen to this because I'm playing for it now. | |
| There it is. | |
| ALRIGHT?! | |
| SHIT! | |
| And still, everybody's fucking bitching and moaning. | |
| Everybody's bitching. | |
| I'm the bad guy, right? | |
| I'm the fucking bad guy. | |
| I've got a whole bunch of other people I gotta play, you bricks. | |
| So crap, somebody don't be shocked. | |
| All right, hey, all you bronies that are in here, is your assholes getting puppetered now that you're listening to this shit? | |
| I mean, seriously. | |
| We're gonna party come to four later. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| We gotta listen to four minutes and 20 seconds of this garbage. | |
| Jesus fucking Christ. | |
| Oh, Christ, get this shit off. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| See? | |
| I'm fucking doing all kinds of shit. | |
| I'm fucking up my own shit because of you. | |
| Who the hell just donated here? | |
| Hold on. | |
| Who the hell just donated? | |
| Oh, great. | |
| F-A-G-A-Brony. | |
| All right. | |
| Can we just play the rest of fucking MAGA Brony's fucking shit here, please? | |
| Hey, look, I'm losing listeners, all right? | |
| I'm losing listeners. | |
| And you're like, act up. | |
| You're a fucking camper. | |
| You know what? | |
| Fuck you. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| Drink! | |
| And fuck you in the chat. | |
| Ghost fanface, 50% Brody, 50% trans. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| Bob, Tom, play the pony, man. | |
| I'll play it later, okay, you fucks. | |
| Alright, I'll play it later. | |
| Stop fucking with me, for fuck's sake. | |
| I'm playing your shit now, you brody fucks. | |
| I'm playing your shit now, you clopping pieces of shit. | |
| For fuck's sake! | |
| The fuckers have treated me the past couple of days! | |
| Every day we're partying. | |
| Is this almost over for fun? | |
| Fucking shit. | |
| All right, thank you very much. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| This is so fucking stupid, dude. | |
| Here it is, Mega Brody, all right? | |
| There it is. | |
| Jesus fucking hell. | |
| Jesus fucking hell. | |
| All right, there it is. | |
| All right, Jesus fucking Christ. | |
| All right, I've lost listeners watching or listening to this shit, all right? | |
| I'm just saying, all right, you're fucking sitting over here. | |
| Oh, you're scary. | |
| You're ringing your dick cheeseburger, whatever the fuck you're saying I am. | |
| Let me tell you something, man. | |
| Just sit there and shut up. | |
| I've got so many dodos I gotta do. | |
| You gotta sit there and you gotta fucking wait in line. | |
| I am fucking tired of fucking people thinking that they can just fucking take advantage of old ghost over here like I'm some kind of a fucking street whore. | |
| All right, you know, pulling up my skirt trying to show my wares and because you throw a fucking 20 at me or something, you think you can fucking boss me around like some fucking fucking $5 whore on Nickel Night, you fucking piece of shit. | |
| All right, I'm sorry, folks. | |
| Yeah, but this is the kind of shit I got to take. | |
| Let's get to the next fucking dono here. | |
| What is the next dono? | |
| A new game for ghosts. | |
| Hopefully this doesn't give you flashbacks. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| This is a new game for ghosts, folks. | |
| I know everybody's like, what the fuck is this? | |
| George Christian. | |
| George Christen. | |
| Fruiting up the broadcast with this pony rock music. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| Let's counteract that with something else from a more kick-ass cartoon. | |
| Rock on. | |
| All right, dude, please. | |
| Just stop donating for Christ's sake. | |
| Need a bottle, crybaby. | |
| All right, dude. | |
| Listen, stop donating to me, dude. | |
| Everybody that's listening, stop fucking donating. | |
| Luna Pony, stop donating. | |
| Your fantasy is nothing but furries, bronies, and has been since the beginning. | |
| And let's be real. | |
| You weren't showing up Saturday anyways. | |
| How the fuck do you know, Luna, you fucking piece of shit? | |
| You're a fucking clopper that wants to stick a horse head up your ass. | |
| Now you think you're psychic? | |
| And what the hell is this? | |
| Blue super dropped the diamond chat mode, quits banning emotes, F-words, come on, man. | |
| Quit banning emote. | |
| Well, dude, listen. | |
| If it's some fucking, you know, anime shit, I'm done with it, dude. | |
| I mean, you know, you guys are just pissing me off. | |
| You guys are just pissing me off. | |
| You see, you want to fuck with me. | |
| Now you're getting a little taste of your own medicine. | |
| All right. | |
| Anyway, a new game for ghosts requested this. | |
| Put the PC shot on. | |
|
Swimming Shit Snapped Hell Guy
00:15:33
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| Let's take a look. | |
| Is this a game here? | |
| Ah, Jesus Christ. | |
| And they put... | |
| They put in the God of Navida. | |
| In the God of Navida, baby. | |
| Don't you know that I love you? | |
| In a bottom of a beat. | |
| Don't you know that I love you in a colour beat of paper? | |
| Some people are saying that actually check this out. | |
| I'm a checkbox. | |
| Wait a minute, this is being fucking man. | |
| Look at the coolie at. | |
| Look at the coolie at fucking Charlie. | |
| Please take my hand. | |
| Is it so real? | |
| Hold on, hold on. | |
| Don't talk about it after that video. | |
| Don't you know that I love you in a god of a beat of paper? | |
| Don't you know that the whole is the truth? | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| Well, that's an interesting game there. | |
| Is it so realistic? | |
| It's Rising Storm 2 Viet fucking nam. | |
| Is it so realistic that when you shoot Charlie, that rice starts popping out? | |
| Because what happens is, believe it or not, these little Viet Cong fuckers, they would keep their food on them in like, you know, kind of the same way you would, you know, strap on bullets. | |
| Like, they would keep like fucking bags of rice on them underneath their uniform. | |
| So when you start blasting these motherfuckers, you'd see rice coming out of them. | |
| And if you were just some fucking new grunt out there, you were thinking that maybe you were shooting them up so bad that you were seeing them, you know, what they had for dinner come out. | |
| Anyway, let's continue going here. | |
| Thank you. | |
| A new game for Ghost. | |
| I'll consider it. | |
| We got Hitler's dick. | |
| Hitler's dick again. | |
| Hitler's dick said, I am activated, so let's go ahead and see what the hell Hitler's dick has for us now here. | |
| What is this? | |
| What the hell is this? | |
| Dude, can we even show this? | |
| Why is how come shit like this is on YouTube? | |
| I mean, seriously, man. | |
| I mean, who the fuck is this? | |
| This looks like somebody that's about to hit a fucking meth pipe. | |
| Them real Zandi's right there. | |
| What the fuck is on YouTube, nigga? | |
| That's YouTube, nigga. | |
| I'm a YouTube star, my nigga. | |
| This Zandy's, bro. | |
| In the Northwest, nigga, we get it out here in Portland, nigga. | |
| We get it into Greenwich. | |
| What the hell am I watching? | |
| Oh, Zandy's, nigga. | |
| Zenny's, man. | |
| But you little young fucking puppy. | |
| Where's the furry come in in this shit? | |
| Pause this shit. | |
| Where the fuck does the furry come in? | |
| And Luna Pony said, I don't need to be psychic to know you've been flaking out on Saturdays. | |
| Yeah, go fuck yourself. | |
| All right. | |
| I was here this past Saturday, so sit there and shut your mouth. | |
| Shekos can be even deep. | |
| And here's Mega Bronze. | |
| Shout out to Bob Tom. | |
| Here's some more pony music. | |
| Let's keep this party going. | |
| Also, Ghost, I love the showman, but seriously, sometimes a few Donnos get past you and you skip some on accident. | |
| Dude, what are you talking about, man? | |
| I mean, you're... | |
| I told you not to donate, dude. | |
| I mean, what is this? | |
| Here's an extra 10 to watch the whole thing. | |
| This is a red pill of a video. | |
| Oh, great. | |
| You see what I'm saying, dude? | |
| You see how these fucking people are? | |
| They just fucking throw some fucking money at me like I'm some fucking piece of shit whore. | |
| You see this shit? | |
| See? | |
| Nigga, ninja. | |
| Anyway, Hitler's dick. | |
| Stop by nothing. | |
| Nigga, go fuck a bitch and go chase a bag. | |
| You broke ass niggas. | |
| See? | |
| Okay, great. | |
| You're showing bars. | |
| That's great. | |
| My mama with my nigga Mazza. | |
| Mom with my nigga Mozy. | |
| My nigga, Mozy, nigga, real nigga. | |
| No amount of deep breathing. | |
| I'm talking to a therapist who do all the next stuff straight away. | |
| Yes, these tranquilizers relax you, but only temporarily. | |
| In the end, pay a terrible deal. | |
| Dude, what the fuck is this shit? | |
| Getting off this fucking shit. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| I got it. | |
| Hitler's dick, dude. | |
| What? | |
| And what the hell is this? | |
| Dance, ghosty dance. | |
| Don't do that. | |
| Don't even go there like I'm some fucking stripper or something. | |
| And what is this? | |
| Atsuka Shakari said, Ghost, I want to lick bacon bits from your shit funnel. | |
| That's fucking, yeah. | |
| Jesus fucking crap. | |
| Can we play Hitler's dicks fucking video, please? | |
| Alright, stop. | |
| Just stop donating, everybody. | |
| Just stop donating. | |
| I think I made it a week. | |
| Alright, it's bad enough that I'm subjected to this fucking freak show shit. | |
| You don't think that being subjected to this kind of fucking crap habitually for eight fucking hours? | |
| It's eight hours right now. | |
| If you're doing this, then it's not gonna fuck with somebody's psyche? | |
| That it ain't gonna fuck with somebody's brain? | |
| Just stop donating, please. | |
| Just stop donating. | |
| I might not be able to tell some people, like family members or friends or whatever. | |
| I mean, what the fuck is this? | |
| What am I watching here? | |
| WHAT OTHER MKULTRA SHIT HAVE YOU FOUND? | |
| AND WHY WOULD SOMEBODY IN A FURSUIT BE FUCKING SWIMMING IN A POOL? | |
| What kind of dumb shit is that? | |
| Is that how they wash these things? | |
| My best moments are while I'm while I'm expressing my kind of ABDL furry essence to myself. | |
| Furry essence to yourself. | |
| Like, I don't wear diapers. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| Not diapers again, dude. | |
| What the fuck is wrong with people, man? | |
| People do look after me. | |
| What have we become? | |
| People have lived after me for quite some time, so basically, I'm a schizophrenic. | |
| ABDL versus listen to what they say. | |
| I'm a millennial. | |
| A millennial. | |
| What a shock. | |
| What a shock. | |
| This is completely pointless and meaningless for a YouTube video. | |
| What the fuck am I trying to do? | |
| Get attention because you're a fucking stupid fucking millennial sideshow. | |
| I've got various mental health issues. | |
| What the hell is this guy doing? | |
| What the hell am I watching here? | |
| What the hell is this? | |
| Is this guy fucking like swimming in manure? | |
| Who's pair life? | |
| I need another beer for Christ's sake, man. | |
| I need more beer. | |
| Jesus Christ, man. | |
| What am I watching for? | |
| I want him to go to sleep. | |
| What the fuck am I watching, man? | |
| I don't know, because you know, like if you clap something bad is gonna happen. | |
| What the fuck am I watching, man? | |
| Hold on a little bit more. | |
| Where's my bottle opener for you? | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| Can you go to the bathroom and start fucking puking? | |
| Oh my god, just broke my fucking bottle open. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| She made China get in. | |
| Are you fucking kidding me? | |
| My bad. | |
| Sorry for. | |
| I just broke my bottle of the shit just snapped in half. | |
| Yeah, yeah, it's whatever, don't you? | |
| He's a fucking piece of shit. | |
| What the fuck else could go wrong, dude? | |
| I mean, seriously, what the fuck else could go wrong? | |
| The fucking shit snapped off. | |
| It fucking snapped off, man. | |
| Oh God, man. | |
| Give me my drink. | |
| The fucking shit just snapped off. | |
| What the fuck, man? | |
| What the fuck, man? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Down now to 40 milligrams. | |
| It was on 60. | |
| Oh, God, do I even have an. | |
| I don't even know if I have another fucking bottle. | |
| Give me my pocket knife. | |
| Give me my fucking pocket knife here. | |
| I've got a fucking bottle open. | |
| 600 milligrams. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| What kind of fucking night is this? | |
| What's today's date? | |
| That's about it. | |
| May 21st, May 22nd. | |
| I'm not doing shit next year on May 21st, mid-22nd. | |
| I'm not doing it. | |
| I'm not a ribbon in this video. | |
| I'm fucking hiding in my fucking room and sipping on a fucking TV or some shit. | |
| I got my goddamn pocket knife. | |
| The bottle opener wasn't the only thing that cracked. | |
| Pewblur. | |
| Oh, yeah, real funny, piss goblin. | |
| Seriously, dude, I have a fucking, like, you know, one of these, you know, it's a KitchenAid, dude. | |
| All right, I mean, it's not a cheap piece of shit. | |
| He's got a wine corker and he's got this shit. | |
| This fucking shit just snapped off. | |
| For fuck's sake, man. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| Sheckles can be even dearer, friends. | |
| Especially if you're not. | |
| You see what you're doing, Mega Bro. | |
| Why am I gonna fucking- Here's even more pony music. | |
| Yeah, why am I gonna f- Don't forget to play the rest of the- No, no, no, no. | |
| Why am I going to do that? | |
| Why am I going to do that if you think I'm a scammer and you're fucking continuing to piss people off? | |
| Dude, you get what you get, alright? | |
| You know, in this world, you don't get what you want, you get what you get. | |
| Play the rest of goddamn fucking Hitler's Dick's video and just shut up. | |
| I'm suffering here. | |
| My goddamn beer bottle opener just broke. | |
| And I'm having to watch this horse shit. | |
| It doesn't go any worse, so something. | |
| Good God, man. | |
| I can't get drunk enough for this fucking garbage. | |
| Maybe one day it'll go from See League. | |
| Give me my fucking beer. | |
| What the fuck am I watching? | |
| What is this? | |
| What is this? | |
| Fucking confessions of a fucking diaper wearing furry. | |
| Give me a break, man. | |
| I mean, seriously, man. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| Now they're trying to get psychological in this stupid fucking little fucking bad excuse of a college film. | |
| You know? | |
| Oh, God. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| Hitler's dick dropped another 10 bucks so I can fucking play the whole thing of this thing. | |
| I have no idea what I'm supposed to gather from it. | |
| We've got a lot of Satanists that are obviously watching the broadcast trying to subliminally get to us, for Christ's sake. | |
| Give me a break. | |
| Can we get what the fuck is up? | |
| Can we hurry up? | |
| Can we hurry up? | |
| For Christ's sake, it's fucking five in the morning. | |
| I mean, this is Edgelorn shit, obviously. | |
| That's what this is. | |
| Angela shit. | |
| My apologies, folks. | |
| Once again, Hitler's dick. | |
| Oh, dude, what? | |
| Why do I have to see a furry at the end of this shit? | |
| The sleepwake depression comes against me. | |
| God, why am I listening? | |
| Why am I watching this? | |
| Why is this happening? | |
| And look at the uncomfortable passengers that have to deal with this. | |
| It's so scary. | |
| It's so scary. | |
| Oh, I gotta be a furry. | |
| It's so scary! | |
| Alright, we get it! | |
| Alright, we get it! | |
| All right, get this out of here. | |
| All right, this was fucking bizarre. | |
| I'm sorry I exposed you all this, but once again, Hitler's dick requested this one and he wanted everybody to see it. | |
| So I hope everybody's like, yay, or some shit about it. | |
| I have no idea. | |
| All right, let's get to Dr. Meow. | |
| And Dr. Meow said, every night, a lot of hookers get hurt because drivers don't see them on time. | |
| And this simple invention could save a lot of hoes' lives and increase profit only $19.99. | |
| All right, what the hell are you talking about, dude? | |
| Dr. Meow, by the way, member of the Go Show chat room. | |
| The hell is this? | |
| Oh my God. | |
| Oh my God. | |
| Do you unironically not get this video? | |
| He took videos from furries and diaper fags and paired them with other videos they made breaking down, putting them talking about how mentally ill they are over their fetish and drug shit. | |
|
Waste Life Teeth Fudge Capitalist
00:07:58
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| She's can be even and dude, look, stop donating, dude. | |
| Seriously, for fuck's sake, man. | |
| What my followers will play when we take over. | |
| First ghosts show. | |
| Tomorrow the world. | |
| Anyway, thank you, Shoko Asirana, whatever your fucking name is. | |
| Dr. Meow, look at this. | |
| This is going to save hookers. | |
| Look at this. | |
| Are you fucking kidding me? | |
| Is this a joke? | |
| Is this for real? | |
| Please stop donating to me, dude. | |
| I don't. | |
| I don't even want to. | |
| I don't fucking care anymore. | |
| All right. | |
| Don't donate to me anymore for fuck's sake. | |
| All right. | |
| I mean, this is, what am I supposed to say to this, man? | |
| Yeah, you know what? | |
| We should save a lot of prostitutes by putting a lit up butt plug in their twat or in the stank. | |
| All right? | |
| Or put them in both. | |
| One in the pink, one in the stank. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| $19.99, for Christ's sake. | |
| All right. | |
| I have no idea. | |
| Look, everybody's freaking out. | |
| Of course they're freaking out. | |
| I mean, give me a fucking break. | |
| Look, here's Piss Goblin. | |
| Piss Goblin said that furry video was so fucking pretentious. | |
| I bet whoever made it thought that they were making some grand statement on the furry community, but it's a fucking lame and self-impressed. | |
| I'm glad that you had so much verbiage to say about that stupid video. | |
| Anyway, once again, Dr. Meow, to save hookers on the street from getting hit. | |
| I think you get the point, don't you? | |
| I think everybody gets the point. | |
| I think everybody in here is somewhat disgusted. | |
| I saw somebody in here say, I've seen everything now. | |
| Hey, welcome to the ghost show, folks. | |
| Okay, welcome to the goddamn ghost show. | |
| Jesus fucking Christ. | |
| All right, who do we got next? | |
| We got Fudge Capitalist. | |
| Okay, great. | |
| Fudge Capitalist said, they should get this guy to be in Mortal Kombat. | |
| What do you think, Ghost? | |
| So let's see what the hell fudge capitalists. | |
| He's got a back to back to back. | |
| If I don't, if I see correctly, oh, God, not this fucking piece of shit. | |
| You know what, man? | |
| Look, just play it. | |
| This is old Boogie when he was selling, hey, I'm a fat guy trying to kill myself because, oh, I'm depressed. | |
| I'm just going to go ahead and eat mayonnaise and go ahead and throw Mountain Dew and Doritos in a blender and drink it. | |
| And yay! | |
| Oh, God. | |
| 180 calories a tablespoon. | |
| This guy's a waste of life. | |
| A fucking waste of life. | |
| You know, they take away geniuses. | |
| They take away geniuses before their time. | |
| You know, fucking Stevie Ray Vaughn. | |
| You know, they leave fuckers like this on the face of the planet. | |
| They leave fuckers like this on the face of the planet. | |
| This is God's joke right here. | |
| All right. | |
| This is God's joke, and I don't really appreciate it one bit. | |
| I don't fucking appreciate it. | |
| Seriously. | |
| I don't appreciate it one fucking bit. | |
| Give me my drink. | |
| You know what? | |
| Everybody, bow your heads. | |
| Bow your heads. | |
| We're going to do a prayer right here, okay? | |
| God, I don't appreciate these fucking jokes that you have for us right here. | |
| Case in point, the unfortunate fat pile of human protoplasm that I am unfortunately sitting here viewing at the present time. | |
| Why in the world do you have these people here? | |
| These people are wastes of life. | |
| They do nothing but consume the natural resources of the earth without contributing absolutely nothing other than turning perfectly good food into shit. | |
| And the bad part about it is that the shit that they take actually has more of a contribution than they do because at least shit fertilizes the ground. | |
| All right. | |
| It encourages the growth of vegetation. | |
| What does this person do? | |
| All right, God, what does this person do for the planet? | |
| Why is this person walking around among us? | |
| All right. | |
| It's about enough. | |
| What? | |
| I'm praying. | |
| I am sorry, ghost. | |
| I am working on him to give me some time. | |
| I am trying to get wings too. | |
| All right. | |
| Well, I hope so, God. | |
| All right. | |
| Thank you very much. | |
| Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost, fuckers like Wings of Redemption and Boogie2988, we hate the most. | |
| Look, this guy dudes is hilarious. | |
| Look at that. | |
| Thumbs down this shit. | |
| What a waste of your life. | |
| What a waste of life. | |
| Joke. | |
| CHOOKE YOU F**K AHHH ... | |
| I almost took my own life. | |
| It's like every fucking other video. | |
| I almost took my own life. | |
| I'm a fat fuck. | |
| Here he is fucking laughing like a lark with goddamn mayonnaise all over his body like somebody just shot a fucking huge creamy load over his fucking mouth. | |
| I mean, give me a fucking break, dude. | |
| All right. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| You know, God, please take this guy off of here. | |
| He doesn't need to be walking among us. | |
| All right. | |
| And what is this, Piss Goblin? | |
| Speaking of Boogie, have you seen his new teeth as well? | |
| As of the photo of his teeth, his removed teeth? | |
| Yes, I've seen his new teeth. | |
| They couldn't be any faker if they had a fucking chin strap. | |
| All right. | |
| I mean, good God. | |
| That's what you get, folks, when you think you're going to get some cheap teeth. | |
| All right, you get fucking boogie 2899 over there, whatever his fucking stupid name is, with those stupid fucking teeth. | |
| They look ridiculous. | |
| All right? | |
| They look ridiculous and they make his face look ridiculous. | |
| All right, can we get to the next? | |
| Oh, yeah, that was Fudge Capitalist on the last one. | |
| Here it is. | |
| Another one by Fudge Capitalist. | |
| So let's see what we got here. | |
| All right, what is this? | |
| Oh, Christ. | |
| All right, Fudge Capitalist. | |
| He didn't say anything. | |
| Would you say anything? | |
| He said, oh, the good old days. | |
| That's what he said. | |
| The good old days. | |
| So, Fudge Capitalist reminiscent on the good old days. | |
| Here it is. | |
| All right, play it. | |
| Kid pushes like a fucking idiot, dude. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| What the hell is this? | |
| Sorry, this kid just pushes behind you randomly about the money. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Better not lose. | |
| Kill them all. | |
| How many videos we have left? | |
| A fucking lot. | |
| Because everybody thinks it's a fucking, you know, thinks it's funny and shit. | |
| What the hell am I watching? | |
| Hey, Fudge Capitalist, what is this? | |
| Millennial humor? | |
| What's everything about this, huh? | |
|
Bunny Snake Aimbot Hopping
00:02:19
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|
| Huh? | |
| A little bit of your fucked up fucking shitbird millennial humor. | |
| Courtesy of Fudge Capitalist. | |
| And shut up. | |
| Stop wishing for a fucking snake, you fucking pervert. | |
| Stupid sons of bitches in the chat room over here. | |
| Is that a snake? | |
| Fucking idiot. | |
| Anyway, this must have been the good old days of gaming back in 2010, baby. | |
| Yeah, not bad gameplay from this school. | |
| He's got the sniper. | |
| Man, that look like Aimbot, dude. | |
| That's straight up looking like an Aimbot like a motherfucker. | |
| That looks like fucking Aimbot. | |
| Look at that shit. | |
| Get the fuck out of here. | |
| Get the fuck out of here. | |
| Really, really fast. | |
| Hardcore. | |
| Kids bunny hopping all the way through Ivy. | |
| Out middle and through our connector. | |
| From Ivy, out middle, through our connector. | |
| Like a fucking copy. | |
| I mean, no shit. | |
| Give me a break, dude. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Report. | |
| Fucking Aimbot, dude. | |
| What did I tell you? | |
| I hate cheaters, you know, man. | |
| I hate cheaters, and I hate fucking cheese. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| Oh. | |
| I don't know what the fuck bunny hopping is. | |
| What is that? | |
| Kind of homosexual thing. | |
| What is a bunny hopping? | |
| All right, what is it? | |
| What does that mean? | |
| What is this? | |
| Oh, bunny hopping. | |
|
Real Niggas Richard Stroker Song
00:12:30
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|
| Yeah, you fucking do it, man. | |
| The guy bunny hopped to get there before us. | |
| Go flashing. | |
| You don't know when he's coming. | |
| Fucking crazy. | |
| Do me a favor and just go outside and flash it. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Jumping constantly is money hopping. | |
| I mean, give me a break, man. | |
| That's obviously aimbot. | |
| Get the fuck out of here, man. | |
| The target is not even near. | |
| Oh, dude, this is sad. | |
| I fucking hate cheaters, dude. | |
| I just fucking hate them. | |
| I fucking hate them. | |
| I fucking hate him, dude. | |
| This should not be praised whatsoever. | |
| All right. | |
| This should not be praised. | |
| The win's is only easy to play. | |
| Get the fuck out of here. | |
| All right, look. | |
| I can't stand watching any more children. | |
| Why do people like him buy you a shit? | |
| I don't get it. | |
| Not allowed it. | |
| We started four and a half minutes off. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| We should not be putting any fucker that is cheating on any kind of a pedestal. | |
| And hey, fudge capitalist, that son of a bitch looked like he was cheating like a mofo, okay? | |
| He looked like he was cheating at this mofo. | |
| Anyway, we've got another dono from fucking fudge capitalist. | |
| All right, that's why I'm saying don't donate to me anymore, dude. | |
| We got too much. | |
| We got too many donos, dude. | |
| We got too many donos to do. | |
| Oh, wait a minute. | |
| Are you fucking kidding me, dude? | |
| Oh, Christ. | |
| After Fudge Capitalist donated some pro fucking cheating shit, here's some weeb crap. | |
| Here's some weeb stuff. | |
| Christ. | |
| What? | |
| What? | |
| What the fuck is wrong with you niggas? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| You niggas actually click this thread thinking I was a girl saying oh Nietzsche. | |
| What the fuck is wrong with y'all? | |
| What? | |
| What? | |
| You some lonely ass motherfuckers. | |
| It's a brother. | |
| I was ever alone. | |
| Nigga, that's your fucking title, man. | |
| That's just crazy. | |
| it's a problem a little but the same right now Well, this nigga's still getting laid. | |
| This nigga's two fuckin' bitches. | |
| I got my own house, nigga. | |
| I ain't livin' with my motherfuckin' parents. | |
| Oh, man. | |
| Keeping it real up in here, baby. | |
| Keeping it real. | |
| Why, nigga? | |
| I need some smoke, dude. | |
| Why are you niggas so lame? | |
| Hey, yo, man. | |
| Shout out to SP, man. | |
| Hey, real niggas. | |
| We get laid. | |
| We play football. | |
| We get late, motherfucker. | |
| Fuck you niggas. | |
| Fuck A. You motherfucking wee boo faggot ass bitches. | |
| Fuck all y'all. | |
| Bitch. | |
| Y'all niggas will never believe forever alone. | |
| Oh my god, I couldn't even keep my head of dope in, dude. | |
| That was fucking hilarious. | |
| Touche, fudge capitalist. | |
| Touche, man. | |
| Here I was thinking that you were donating some kind of weeb shit. | |
| That was fucking funny. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| Some brother coming up. | |
| What the fuck, y'all motherfuckers doing, baby? | |
| Oh my god, that was hilarious, dude. | |
| That was funny. | |
| All right, look, we got to continue on. | |
| We got a whole bunch more dodos, believe it or not. | |
| Don't donate to me anymore, by the way. | |
| There's no need to. | |
| You know, just don't, okay? | |
| Richard Stroker requested this and said, you will love this ghost. | |
| It is fake white wokeness. | |
| All right, well, let's take a look at this, Richard Stroker. | |
| Let's take a look at what the hell you're talking about here. | |
| What the hell is this? | |
| Oh, wait a minute. | |
| Fake white wokeness. | |
| Okay, I gotta take a look at this. | |
| All right, Richard Stroker requested this. | |
| And look at this. | |
| I can already see this is actual, I guess, an artist Clawfinger. | |
| And well, you read the name there. | |
| Let's play it. | |
| Richard Stroker requested this, and they're white! | |
| And they're probably doing this from a leftist perspective. | |
| Woke leftist. | |
| Goddamn, the man. | |
| Just see you can't understand. | |
| And we are saying the goddamn man. | |
| Wait a minute. | |
| They're going to pretend that they're white leftist using the N-word for shock value, and yet they're going to culturally appropriate their rap music. | |
| Oh my God, these people aren't leftist. | |
| Talking black beast, do you call yourself a nicotist? | |
| Bring yourself down because they just don't think it's a bad thing. | |
| These people aren't leftists. | |
| You don't look like a goddamn nigga to me. | |
| Negative wood and the white man made it. | |
| Kicking with name to dominate and trade. | |
| Make important this, because the color on your face Nigga! | |
| Man, what a racist ass song man. | |
| Man, I know that these are white folks pretending they lost, but nigga, this is fucked up. | |
| Race and educated in a neighborhood of crime. | |
| Talk from the beginning that you weren't worth time. | |
| Let's stop my gun store next to one another with only one purpose. | |
| So you all killed each other with the one less problem to worry about. | |
| I mean, listen to this fake white woman, this is how it turns out, this is just the wrong with the American government. | |
| I want to know where all the goddamn money went, see it and it didn't do no good at all. | |
| I guess you couldn't give a fuck about a black neighborhood. | |
| Nigga! | |
| My God, I mean, three minutes of N-word, three minutes, 47 seconds of N-word. | |
| Play this shit. | |
| Play it! | |
| Nigga! | |
| You're the real niggas! | |
| You're the real niggas! | |
| What? | |
| You're the real niggas! | |
| You're the real niggas! | |
| And when he says you, who's he talking about? | |
| He's talking about me, is he talking about you? | |
| Who exactly is he talking about? | |
| I mean, am I a nigga? | |
| There's always going to be fanatical monopoly that's looking for all kinds of us. | |
| Holy fuck. | |
| I know that this was 1993, and I get that this is trying to be anti-racism, but they're failing so bad. | |
| They're saying the N-word more than ghost. | |
| I never say the Edward, dude. | |
| Shut up, piss goblin. | |
| And Koobe Sanders dropped a diamond. | |
| Make this the TGS anthem, the go-show anthem, and I'll stop being a troll. | |
| Jesus Christ, dude, this is horrible. | |
| And Lucifer dropped a diamond. | |
| I sense great sarcasm from this song, subversive. | |
| Dude, this is a horrible song, is what it is. | |
| I don't care because they ain't our teachers living alike. | |
| Cause they're free from sin. | |
| Then they dutch another person on myself. | |
| I'm a white human being. | |
| Surrounded by suckers to a freight to be seen. | |
| There ain't such a thing called Superior Race. | |
| And the waiting offers bitches about the colour rocket face. | |
| We got the one way to do a dead ass streak. | |
| The freshman resources are so nice on the heat. | |
| Do we really need this much? | |
| We should have been cut down. | |
| Dude, listen right now. | |
| Now that we're playing, now we've got an extra contribution to the human race. | |
| Rig on! | |
| Rig on! | |
| And for me. | |
| You're the real nigga. | |
| I wonder if this song won't get any brownie points in the hood. | |
| You're the real niggas. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You're the real niggas. | |
| Ghost spreading his butt cheeks for cash. | |
| He loves showing his ass for a buck 59 under the overpass. | |
| Gibby Hobo Homo's Ghost Low Blower. | |
| Very gay. | |
| Nigger. | |
| Dude, shut up. | |
| Here, play the last of that song. | |
| All right. | |
| Here it is. | |
| Jesus Christ, man. | |
| What do you call a nigga? | |
| All right. | |
| Well, great. | |
| That was. | |
| Hey, Richard Stroker. | |
| Yeah, no shit. | |
| Fake white wokeness is an understatement with that one. | |
| All right. | |
| Anyway, who do we have next? | |
| We got so many fucking donors, dude. | |
| Don't donate to me. | |
| Seriously, man. | |
| Lucifer dropped a diamond. | |
| He said, let's all dono this song next time we raid EBZ. | |
| Oh, that's fucking horrible. | |
| Let's not do that, dude. | |
| All right. | |
| Let's not do that. | |
| Piss Goblin. | |
| Also, that was a fucking single. | |
| They put that out as their single, too. | |
| Like, that was going to get any kind of rotation on any legitimate radio station. | |
| Anyway, Piss Goblin requested this conveniently enough. | |
| Koomi Sanders dropped a diamond before I do that. | |
| Does it trigger you that I am Richard Stroker? | |
| No, go fuck yourself. | |
| All right, Piss Goblin. | |
| I'm sorry, but I do actually want to give you a video dono of a song I like since you've been a good sport. | |
| Most of the points you make, I heavily disagree with, but I'd die if I said you weren't entertaining. | |
| All right. | |
| All right. | |
| Or I'd lie. | |
| You know, maybe die. | |
| Who knows? | |
| Anyway, Piss Goblin. | |
| Let me see if this is a legitimate video or some kind of song. | |
| Or this is not just some kind of a troll here. | |
| No, it's a fucking song. | |
| All right. | |
| Now, hold on. | |
| Maybe. | |
| All right. | |
| Let me see what kind of song is this. | |
| Once again, Piss Goblin requested this song here. | |
| What is this? | |
| All right. | |
| A little bit of EDM, huh? | |
| What the silly lady is. | |
| Oh, it's everything but a girl. | |
| It's advanced that sings that I miss you. | |
| pissed would you be if I gave money for a chat room invite? | |
| I'm not gonna answer that lunapony. | |
| Seriously, I'm not answering that shit. | |
| It's just, you know, what? | |
| Hitler's dick. | |
| If you dig into the band Clawfinger, the front man, Bard Tortzensen, and guess the heritage of that last name. | |
| Hint it's not Swedish. | |
| Israel is not a legitimate state. | |
| Oh, Jesus Christ. | |
| So it's Israeli. | |
| Is that what you're trying to say? | |
| Hitler's dick that it's some Israel shit. | |
| Anyway, look, let me get back to Piss Goblin's video, Everything But a Girl. | |
| I miss you. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Like the desert. | |
| Miss the rain. | |
| Sorry, my voice is cracking. | |
| I've been fucking only doing this show for eight and a half hours. | |
|
Bit Fruity Mellow Cheers Movie
00:03:22
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|
| Here it is, baby. | |
| It's fucking everything but a girl. | |
| Whatever that means. | |
| Whatever the fuck that means. | |
| This is like lounge music, you know. | |
| When you're a badass, classy lounge, you know, I don't know what I don't know how alcoholic beverage establishments are anymore. | |
| I just want a boy. | |
| But this is mellow. | |
| You know what I'm saying? | |
| I just want a movie. | |
| Mellow is what it is. | |
| And I like that. | |
| So cheers. | |
| Even though it's a little bit fruity. | |
| And don't make any fucking you see this songs making people trams or any of those fucking comments. | |
| I don't really want to hear them right now. | |
| I'm not in the fucking mood. | |
| You're my dream. | |
| Hey, look, Pettis likes it. | |
| 9 out of 10, dude. | |
| And a slice. | |
| Better than Pantera, dude. | |
| There's a scrodem teabag and yeah, real nice thing. | |
| This song is from Charm. | |
| How the fuck would I know that aesthetic? | |
| I don't think I watch shit with Alyssa Milano in it unless it was on Skinamax. | |
| Yeah, Alyssa Milano did a lot of softcore porn on Cinamax. | |
| She likes to brush that under the table, by the way. | |
| Look, everybody's leaning. | |
| Only lose me legs, eight and a half out of ten. | |
| Bob Tom, nine out of ten. | |
| Nine out of ten, chess box. | |
| 8.2 out of 10, fuck ghost mods. | |
| Naro, 6 out of 10. | |
| I'm going to have to be honest with you. | |
| This ain't bad, dude. | |
| I got to thumbs up this. | |
| I mean, even though the video is a little fruity and shit. | |
| Verhood Merchant, 7 out of 10. | |
| Aesthetic, 9 out of 10. | |
| Rainbow Sausage, which couldn't get any more gayer of a name than that, 0 out of 10. | |
| And Sushi Sakurari, 6.9 out of 10. | |
| 3 out of 10, DeCoir Silverman. | |
| Mr. Person, 6.5 out of 10. | |
| Nakuro, 6 out of 10. | |
| Trusted Lawyer, 9 out of 10. | |
| The Ginky Beater. | |
| What's up, dude? | |
| 7 out of 10. | |
| Sir Raparat, 7 out of 10. | |
| Boofu Hoofoo. | |
| 9 out of 10. | |
| Bob Tom, 9 out of 10. | |
| 8 out of 10, Sergeant Mario. | |
| Billy B. Official, five out of ten. | |
| Sucked up for quack, four out of ten. | |
| Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu, tranny out of ten. | |
| See, that's what I'm talking about. | |
|
Leg Guards Diaper Thick Legs
00:15:10
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|
| I need more beer so far, man. | |
| I need more beer. | |
| And Jesus Christ, I'm drinking all my beer with my fucking stupid bottle opener. | |
| It's all fucked up. | |
| Where's my pocket knife? | |
| fucking shit and broke off all right thank you very much piss goblin actually enjoyed that considering and i don't know if you meant for that to happen but that wasn't bad Anyway, that was anything but a girl, you know I miss you Yeah Like the desert Mr. Rain you know that fucking song All right, let's continue here. | |
| Who else do we have for heaven's sake? | |
| We got uh all right Jesus Christ. | |
| I've got so many fucking don't donate to me, please All right, what is next? | |
| We got fucking uh Blucifer Lucifer requested this one. | |
| Let me make sure I didn't skip any dude because uh No, everything's good. | |
| No, everything's everything's good. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| All right, we have Blucifer. | |
| He said this game looks badass. | |
| You should play it ghost. | |
| So let's see what the hell Blucifer has got in store for us here for having us. | |
| Wait a minute. | |
| Hold on. | |
| You're the second person tonight that wants me to play this. | |
| What is this? | |
| Round two? | |
| This comes on on the 26th. | |
| I told you. | |
| A lot of people dig this shit. | |
| I mean, I mean, what kind of gameplay is this? | |
| Is this multiplayer? | |
| I mean, since there's so many people in requesting it, I may consider it. | |
| Dude, who the fuck's going on? | |
| Many, many of them. | |
| This rap is hot fire. | |
| We wrote it just for you, boy. | |
| Oh, great. | |
| Fuck yeah. | |
| I'm so sure. | |
| I'm so sure. | |
| And what is this? | |
| Could you please play my dono after all the pony trash is over? | |
| We don't want it being tainted by the ones that are currently that are currently coming after it. | |
| You kick-ass ghost. | |
| Well, thank you, George Christic. | |
| Anyway, let's play Blucifer's video here. | |
| Now, we're having a lot of people in the chat room say that I shouldn't fucking play this game. | |
| Hold on, what now? | |
| Piss Goblin. | |
| I actually love that song. | |
| It's not my favorite on the album. | |
| You sound so disappointed, Ghost. | |
| Sadly, though, you already accepted my shekels for that chat room. | |
| What? | |
| I did. | |
| I didn't see it. | |
| I don't know what the hell you're talking about, dude. | |
| Anyway, oh, yeah, I think I did. | |
| I think, I don't know, whatever. | |
| Piss Goblin once again said it's not one of my favorites on the album, but I really do love everything but a girl, one of my favorite bands. | |
| And then Luna Pony over here trying to fucking brag or something. | |
| Like, yeah, I'm already in the chat room. | |
| Anyway, Blucifer, let's see the rest of this. | |
| We got RoboCop and Arnold Schwarzenegger. | |
| So I don't know. | |
| I mean, this is the second request suggesting that I should play this game. | |
| So I don't know, dude. | |
| I mean, seriously, give me some more time right here. | |
| I like | |
| the graphics, dude. | |
| I think the graphics are good. | |
| I'm not too sure how I feel about all these cameos. | |
| Terminator and Robocom. | |
| I'm not too sure if I like this shit. | |
| I don't know if I dig this. | |
| And what is Arnold Schwarzenegger going to do now? | |
| The Terminator. | |
| Fatalities. | |
| Mortal Kombat. | |
| Coming out. | |
| All right. | |
| That was actually pretty interesting, Derek Lucifer. | |
| Thank you very much. | |
| I do appreciate it. | |
| You're the second person that has suggested that tonight, so I'm, you know, I might consider it, dude. | |
| I might consider it up in here. | |
| Let's continue. | |
| We've got Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu. | |
| Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu who said, happy six-year anniversary. | |
| Make this last donation of the night. | |
| Pause the donos. | |
| Well, a little late for that there. | |
| Coast Trans-Pacific Waifu, and there's a fucking crotch rocket fucking passing by. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| All right, let's go ahead and see what we got here for a second. | |
| Hold on just a second. | |
| Pause this shit. | |
| All right, what is this? | |
| This is the six-year anniversary of Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu. | |
| Here it is. | |
| And by the way, I've been on for 13 years. | |
| Hey, Elliot Roger here. | |
| Just sitting in my car right now. | |
| The Supreme Gentleman. | |
| 22 years old. | |
| You gotta be shitty there. | |
| I'm from New Jersey and I'm coming to paint your house. | |
| The Lucchese family sends their regards. | |
| Sleep with one eye open. | |
| Okay, that's great. | |
| All right, that's funny. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| All right. | |
| Baffandu, huh? | |
| Look at how fabulous that is. | |
| Oh, man, this fucking guy. | |
| I catch a lot. | |
| I mean, good sad loneliness. | |
| I mean, this guy was such cringe. | |
| I can't even. | |
| I just can't wait with an amazing plan. | |
| I'm going to end the hottest sword of UCSP to exact his revenge. | |
| Every single spoiled, stuck-up blonde slut I see inside there. | |
| Look, people are actually championing this. | |
| Do you think this is funny? | |
| You sick fucks? | |
| You think this is fucking funny? | |
| And beautiful. | |
| Can't deny that. | |
| Dude, this is not funny at all. | |
| All of you fucking idiots that are laughing at this. | |
| I hope that you burn in hell. | |
| And ghost trans-specific waifu, why in the fuck would you fucking why in the fuck would you fucking donate that shit? | |
| Fucking sick, dude. | |
| Fucking all of you people. | |
| You're all a bunch of sick fucks. | |
| You know that? | |
| I don't even know how the fuck you fucking people sleep at night for fuck's sake, but you're all a bunch of sick, fucking twisted fucks. | |
| Anyway, dude, we're not even close to being done. | |
| Everybody's like, Radio Graffiti, right? | |
| We're not even done with the donos, dude. | |
| I mean, we got another one here by Geno X1987. | |
| And he was being a little prick about it. | |
| He said, hey, did somebody ask for more videos? | |
| No, I didn't. | |
| But we got to fucking play another video here. | |
| All right. | |
| Geno X1987 up in this son of a bitch. | |
| Oh, Christ, dude. | |
| No way. | |
| no way i hate saying this dude but viewer discretion is advised okay I mean, we're watching another PAMP video, man. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Forsight AMPM adult diapers. | |
| A fucking diaper. | |
| Stop donating me this shit. | |
| Incels, here's a message for you. | |
| Having sex is fucking easy, especially in the age of the internet. | |
| Quit acting like you're somehow gonna be alone forever. | |
| How about actually talking to a person who you think might be interested in having sex with you? | |
| Oh my god. | |
| And look, GenoX1987 came in and said this is an imposter. | |
| I kind of figured that because goddamn, they donated a 25 bucker to play this fucking sick fuck. | |
| You know what? | |
| Maybe you all deserve this. | |
| And if there had been, you know that? | |
| Maybe you fuckers deserve this for making my fucking life a live in hell for Christ's sake. | |
| I've almost been on for nine hours. | |
| You can see the nine fucking hours for Christ's sake. | |
| And oh my god, this guy's actually giving a fucking review of these diapers. | |
| Good six inches or so, maybe more. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Thumbs down. | |
| Look at the fucking perplex. | |
| 89 thumbs up to five thumbs down. | |
| And yeah, so very, very sticky. | |
| They don't care. | |
| You can readjust, but they're god. | |
| I mean, for fuck's sake, man. | |
| Oh, for fuck's sake. | |
| But normally it's not an issue. | |
| So nice leg holes, by the way. | |
| Just saying. | |
| This point here, all the way. | |
| Oh, we don't want to see your hairy ass, dude. | |
| Please just. | |
| Look, you got tape. | |
| You can see his tate in this fucking diaper, for fuck's sake. | |
| And you can see that they have good god. | |
| So they do have a lot of stuff. | |
| Well, this is it. | |
| Look at this. | |
| This is a review of diapers. | |
| How's everybody? | |
| How's everybody's morning this morning, huh? | |
| Everybody having a good morning? | |
| This is what I've been doing for nine fucking hours. | |
| What's saying that? | |
| Okay. | |
| They don't feel that wet. | |
| They're damp, but like I say, if you really needed to. | |
| Is anybody really fucking listening to this freak? | |
| 20 hours? | |
| 20 hours in the same diaper? | |
| In the same diaper? | |
| For me, why are you even admitting this? | |
| Oh, oh, this fucker's from Canadia. | |
| Oh, oh, how fucking quaint from Canadia. | |
| What's up to woke millennial, by the way? | |
| From Canadia. | |
| What a shock. | |
| What a shock. | |
| So you could wear them in public. | |
| Oh, dude. | |
| I mean, you can wear them in public. | |
| They're very thick, obviously. | |
| Why? | |
| But when they're dry, they're at least twice as thick as the pens, which is terrible. | |
| But nothing is. | |
| I don't know what the hell I'm supposed to say to this. | |
| Like, I mean, oh, yeah, that's great. | |
| What insightful information about diapers? | |
| For fuck's sake. | |
| I sincerely hope that this guy is incontinent and not living like some fucking infantile diaper fucking man-child or some shit. | |
| Because I'm tired of hearing about that. | |
| I am tired. | |
| I have had so many videos donate about this shit. | |
| I am done with those fuckers. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| What is it? | |
| Piss Goblin. | |
| What does he say? | |
| Yo, why did you follow me on Not Safe for Work Twitter account? | |
| I don't have a Twitter. | |
| I don't have a fucking Twitter. | |
| I don't have a Twitter. | |
| I don't have no social media. | |
| With the exception of the YouTube channel. | |
| Kind of a thing. | |
| Ghost Politics. | |
| That's it. | |
| Butt soft. | |
| Rough to the top. | |
| I mean, my only social media right now is my official website. | |
| Ghost.report, that's my... | |
| That's a stretchiness. | |
| That's my social media, alright? | |
| Which helps to make a nice fit. | |
| And this guy's still fucking talking about the fucking, you know, aerodynamics of the fucking diaper. | |
| Amount of stretchiness? | |
| A lot of stretchiness going on here, as you can see. | |
| It's very, very nice. | |
| These leg guards do a very, very good job. | |
| Very smooth leg guards. | |
| Alright. | |
| I wish they had guards for my knees. | |
| I need knee guards. | |
| Maybe an inch and a half. | |
| You know, so give me a report. | |
| You might drink. | |
| That's more for your bowel containment and this is more for your urine containment. | |
| Look at Pettis. | |
| You haven't updated Ghost Not Report in months. | |
| Dude, I'm fucking sitting here doing this show. | |
| That's why. | |
| Alright! | |
| I'm doing this fucking show for like 10, 11 hours over here. | |
| And oh yeah, I'm just supposed I'm supposed to have my fucking personal life. | |
| I'm supposed to have my business life. | |
| I'm supposed to fucking broadcast to you, Bricks, and then I'm just supposed to go ahead and be able to update the goddamn fucking website every fucking day. | |
| Give me a break. | |
| Fitness activities. | |
| Give me a break. | |
| Whatever. | |
| They might get a little hot. | |
| They're getting a little hot. | |
| What? | |
| You have swamp ass? | |
| Is that what you're trying to tell us? | |
| You get swamp ass with fucking diapers? | |
| This is stretching out. | |
| Oh, that's great. | |
| That's fucking great, dude. | |
| Billy F.U., you think he likes me? | |
| Alright, alright, alright. | |
| I know what you're trying to make me say. | |
| Alright. | |
| He was talking about his leg guards. | |
| I don't usually wear them during the day. | |
| I mean, taking a look at his knees, it looks like he needs knee guards, you know? | |
| So I'm just saying, look at that shit. | |
| That's for maybe car trips, like long road trips. | |
|
Punny Ponies Time Waste
00:14:57
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|
| You might drink where you may not have access to bathrooms along the way. | |
| Of course you do sometimes, but you don't have bathrooms. | |
| I mean, what? | |
| Hey, it's Asho. | |
| What are we drinking tonight? | |
| That's not Asho, dude. | |
| Shut up. | |
| Don't bring up Asho. | |
| All right. | |
| Yeah, don't even bring up Ash Show, man. | |
| I just don't even want to talk about Ash Show. | |
| You want to know why? | |
| I think you guys know why. | |
| I don't want to bring it up. | |
| Don't bring it up, dude. | |
| All right. | |
| Anyway, I'm drinking Stella Artos for whoever is asking, okay? | |
| I'm drinking Stella Artos. | |
| I do kind of have an overactive bladder. | |
| Oh, great. | |
| He's got an overactive bladder. | |
| That's great. | |
| Every time we go downtown, always got to use the washroom, and then a half an hour later, he's got to go again. | |
| So these are just nice for like road trips and stuff like that. | |
| Even if you're running around and you don't have access to the brain, are you kidding me? | |
| Check those can be even more. | |
| Dude, who's donating, dude? | |
| Come on. | |
| Hitler's dick. | |
| Now that we got all that degeneracy out of the way, here's some horses. | |
| Oh, dude. | |
| Look, I'm going to pause the donations. | |
| All right. | |
| The donations are fucking. | |
| Dude, look, look, stop donating, or I'm pausing the donations, dude. | |
| All right, seriously. | |
| I mean, I can't just fucking sit up here all fucking night, dude. | |
| I can't do it, dude. | |
| And then you all expect me to do a Saturday show. | |
| Get the fuck out of here. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| If you'd like to buy the end. | |
| All right, we don't want to buy it. | |
| I think we get the fucking point. | |
| All right, take this fucker off. | |
| Playing kind of a medical look and fun. | |
| Medical look. | |
| Get this fucking pamper-fetished fuck out of here, please. | |
| Jesus fucking Christ. | |
| All right. | |
| Thank you, fake Gino. | |
| All right. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| Who the fuck else do we have here? | |
| George Christic. | |
| He was just talking about wanting his video. | |
| Here he is. | |
| He's an ex. | |
| He said, these bronies fruiting up the broadcast with this pony rock music. | |
| Let's counteract that with something else from a more kick-ass cartoon, Rock On. | |
| And let me guess. | |
| The Scuffed Transformers, right? | |
| Let me guess. | |
| The Scuffed Transformers. | |
| Am I right? | |
| I'm right. | |
| Mega XLR. | |
| Anyway, George Christic. | |
| Here he is. | |
| Let's go ahead and play it here. | |
| A little bit of Mega XLR rock, huh? | |
| Yeah, what is it? | |
| I'd suggest maybe taking two weeks or so off. | |
| Real talk, I think it'd be in your best interest to take a break. | |
| Yeah, I'm thinking about it. | |
| Believe me. | |
| All right. | |
| I'm thinking about it. | |
| Jesus. | |
| Thank you, Art Hammond. | |
| Let's get back to George Christic. | |
| What? | |
| Hey, ghost serious listener here. | |
| Are you ever going to play games online? | |
| I'm going to try if I can ever fucking find time to do it. | |
| I like, actually, it's cool just to see some news every now and then. | |
| Well, I appreciate it, ghosts. | |
| I agree. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Unfortunately, you know, it is what it is. | |
| All right. | |
| I do occasionally slip in news, but it is what it is. | |
| Let's play XLR as a shit here. | |
| George Christian. | |
| Thank you, Art Hammond. | |
| Thank you, Unparalleled Aesthetics. | |
| No more donations, please. | |
| Seriously. | |
| Alright. | |
| Taking much too long. | |
| Don't know. | |
| This is actually a mega XLR. | |
| sounds kind of punky, you're a little punky there, it's not fruit punk, it's It sounds like. | |
| Like talking pumpkin. | |
| Don't waste my time. | |
| Waste my time. | |
| Don't waste my time. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Don't waste my. | |
| Don't waste my time. | |
| Don't waste my time. | |
| Hey, hey, hey, hey. | |
| Doesn't know what's wrong. | |
| Taking much too long. | |
| I don't love it, dude. | |
| I'm just saying it sounds kind of funky. | |
| He loves it. | |
| I can't say shit around you. | |
| He loves it. | |
| Don't waste my own waste myself. | |
| Dude, stop. | |
| Don't post that. | |
| Special needs woman. | |
| Waste, please. | |
| Yeah, don't waste my time. | |
| Don't waste my time. | |
| Don't waste my time. | |
| I mean, that poor, you know, mentally challenging. | |
| Looks like she's playing the drums. | |
| All right. | |
| George Christic, thank you very much for that. | |
| I definitely needed that amidst this whole fucking brony infestation. | |
| But unfortunately, speaking of brony infestation, guess who's next who wants to keep a brony party up and running over here? | |
| Oh, Jesus Christ. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| Here it is. | |
| I mean, fucking excuse me. | |
| All right. | |
| Y'all saw some behind-the-scenes shit there. | |
| All right. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| Matter of fact, I should pause the fucking show. | |
| I should push this shit and pause the whole fucking thing. | |
| If you want my fucking opinion. | |
| All right. | |
| But anyway, let's fucking continue here. | |
| Fucking who the fuck's next here? | |
| It was. | |
| See, now y'all made me lose my shit. | |
| MAGA Brony and this fucking piece of crap. | |
| Shout out to Bob Tom. | |
| All right. | |
| My immersion is broken. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| Shout out to Bob Tom. | |
| Here's some more pony music. | |
| Let's keep this party going. | |
| Also, I love the show, man, but seriously, sometimes a few donos get past you and you skip some on accident. | |
| Dude, look, if I ever skip some on accident, all you got to do is tell me, all right. | |
| And if I don't make it up on the fucking the current show, I'll make it up on another show. | |
| I mean, that's all you got to do is tell me, all right. | |
| Now, MAGA Brony, you have to understand, people paid me that they didn't want to hear that fucking pony metal shit. | |
| And, you know, it just, you're not understanding. | |
| There's a lot of people that are like, we don't want to hear that crap. | |
| So anyway, sorry about that. | |
| All right, let's continue. | |
| Didn't mean to fucking look at the man behind the curtain. | |
| Look at this shit. | |
| I've got a shitty mouse. | |
| All right. | |
| The engineer's in the back. | |
| He's fucking doing a couple of things here. | |
| All right. | |
| All right. | |
| Anyway, here we go, folks. | |
| Let's go ahead and hook it up with once again MAGA Brony. | |
| All right, here it is. | |
| I'm sorry, probably gonna lose a lot of listeners. | |
| This shit's divine. | |
| All right, pony swag, really, dude. | |
| Hold on. | |
| I don't even need to hear any thumbs down. | |
| I don't even need to swear for the beat. | |
| Okay, MAGA. | |
| MAGA BROY. | |
| Yo, this joint's called Pony Swag. | |
| Look at it. | |
| A couple of fucking incel bronies trying to rap so that they can ferret out. | |
| No kill Coney. | |
| OG, real as hell flows from a crony. | |
| Shit, it's all love. | |
| Every pony's a homie. | |
| Comely to homely, killing him and rode. | |
| Ozen Talent shows no touch no bomb 2011. | |
| This is how long these fucking bronies have been around. | |
| Spitting and I'm posted. | |
| Sitting on the hood when I giggle at the ghosty. | |
| Spike type rap sheet sizzle when I posty. | |
| All my syllables are toasty. | |
| Equestrian swagboy cards is a new type. | |
| No show venue got me barred because I'm beat hype. | |
| I don't know what the children are in the mood right now. | |
| I don't see the children that I love the children who are in the mood right now. | |
| And I want the children to like these ponies, ponies, ponies, ponies, ponies, ponies, ponies, ponies. | |
| And dude, STOP posting the fucking dumb brony sticker on my chest. | |
| And I want you to know that. | |
| I'm gonna hit you. | |
| Hold on, what? | |
| Hold on, who the fuck said that? | |
| Ghost is butt, buddy. | |
| Replay that shit. | |
| What the hell are you saying? | |
| Buy that for a dollar. | |
| You didn't play my fucking video the other night. | |
| Make it up to you. | |
| Ghost buddy. | |
| Fuck off, dude. | |
| You fucking. | |
| And I am fucking listening to Brody shit. | |
| I'm about to take it. | |
| That's a fucking Never Happy Mega Brody fuck. | |
| All right. All right. | |
| You're all toothed and gummy and short. | |
| You're rap funny. | |
| Got magical deflate how much you want to wager. | |
| Themar's father's beats just like the other. | |
| I mean, are you shit? | |
| Are you want you a good deal? | |
| Are there even a rap? | |
| Ponies, ponies, ponies, ponies. | |
| Dude, who's posting all these pony stickers? | |
| THIS IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY, MAN! | |
| TURN THIS DOWN, IT'S PUNNY, IT'S PUNNY, IT'S PUNNY, IT'S PUNNY! | |
| Make your Harvey to the left. | |
| I don't know what to say. | |
| I'm not sure if I can get him to broke it. | |
| Even though I'm the bad guy, he claims to skip this shit. | |
| Look, I can lose whiskers. | |
| I'm losing my body. | |
| Because I'm playing your fucking shit. | |
| But do you give a shit? | |
| Now, all you care about is the toy right. | |
| I want a ponytail. | |
| I want ponies, bony. | |
| Are we almost done? | |
| Somebody asked me, you ever thought you'd be listening to this shit at 5:45 in the morning? | |
| No, no, absolutely not. | |
| But it's my life. | |
| Don't you forget. | |
| And look at this. | |
| Kill all bronies for 10 bucks. | |
| I mean, that's how serious the hatred for bronies is in this community. | |
| 10 bucks, nothing else to say but kill all bronies. | |
| Castrate bronies. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| Oh, God. | |
| Anyway, folks, that was MAGA Brony. | |
| And guess what? | |
| Another MAGA Brony video. | |
| Oh, even though this guy thinks I'm the bad guy or some shit, I am playing all this fucking garbage. | |
| And yet, oh, you're not playing my shit, ghost. | |
| Well, here it is right here. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| And Blucifer just dropped a diamond and said, you're getting fisted by bronies. | |
| I'm getting infested by bronies. | |
| More like it there, Blucifer. | |
| All right, here it is. | |
| Another one by MAGA Brony. | |
| He donated $20.20 for everybody to listen to this shit. | |
| I never claimed to be a bad person. | |
| Here it is. | |
| What is this? | |
| None of us claim to be perfect. | |
| a bunch of hoses and this didn't go anywhere This has got 7,300 hits. | |
| Thank you, Cowsford. | |
| I love the friendship involved with the storylines. | |
| I love you. | |
| They say I'm a big shot. | |
| Ghost karaoke. | |
| All right. | |
| Just had an idea for ghosts. | |
| All right, dude. | |
| I want you to give you the link and let you sing this song. | |
| No, no more. | |
| I'm going to pause the donations if y'all keep doing this shit. | |
| Ghost karaoke, fuck you for donating that shit first and foremost, okay? | |
| Fucking piece of shit. | |
| Do you see what I'm fucking suffering through here? | |
| I'm listening to some faggot pony shit. | |
| All right. | |
| And I can be too eager to see you. | |
| So stop donating. | |
| Do you all hear me? | |
| STOP DONATING! | |
| I can't take this shit anymore, man! | |
| Nine hours. | |
| I've been doing this bullshit. | |
| Nine fucking hours. | |
| Nine hours. | |
| Ponies think I'm all cobbles and lobster. | |
| That I don't seem to be. | |
| Shut up, dude. | |
| All this is turning me trans. | |
| Dude, shut the fuck up. | |
| Shut the fuck up in the chat room. | |
| But nobody has to be perfect. | |
| Fine now. | |
| Don't you know what's your word? | |
| These fuckers, dude. | |
| I'm just giving you nine hours of my fucking life. | |
| And all you do is want to fucking see me hurt. | |
| You want to see me in pain? | |
| You want to see me disheveled? | |
| You want to see me besmirched? | |
| This makes you want to put on a dress for ghosts. | |
| Dude, shut up, dude. | |
| Seriously. | |
| I'm fucking down there! | |
| Jesus hell, dude. | |
| There it is, Mega Brody. | |
| Are you happy now? | |
| Huh? | |
| All right, Jesus fucking Christ, man. | |
| I'm telling you, man. | |
| Just fucking leave me alone already, okay? | |
| Gray, yeah, bro. | |
| Bronies, yeah. | |
| My little pony, my little pony. | |
| I, my little pony. | |
|
Asahara Looks Lame Game Repeat
00:02:08
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|
| We get it, dude. | |
| We fucking get it. | |
| I'm fucking done, man. | |
| Please stop. | |
| Just please fucking stop. | |
| Everybody stop and shut up in the chat room, dude. | |
| I'm getting my wig and heels now. | |
| I'm turning. | |
| I'm going to get a drink. | |
| Dude, shut the fuck up. | |
| Where are we at, dude? | |
| Am I on the, okay, good. | |
| Great. | |
| Can we get to what is this? | |
| Shoko Asahara. | |
| Is that for real? | |
| Is that a real fucking name? | |
| Shoko Asahara. | |
| Asahara? | |
| Anyway, Shoko Asahara donated this and said, what my followers will play when we take over first ghost show tomorrow the world. | |
| Okay, great. | |
| Let's see what the hell this is. | |
| Alright? | |
| Shoko Asahara is what I'm fucking, the dono I'm about to play here. | |
| What the hell is this shit? | |
| Oh, Jesus Christ. | |
| All right. | |
| I've got a jogger's mother telling me about Athlac. | |
| All right. | |
| Can we hurry up, please? | |
| All right. | |
| Once again, Shoko Asahara requested this and said first they take over or when they take, whatever. | |
| Let me repeat this one more game before I fucking get flustered here. | |
| What my followers will play when we take over. | |
| First ghost show tomorrow the world. | |
| All right, here it is. | |
| Shoco Asahara. | |
| All right, and it must be a very stinky ass Sahara. | |
| So let's see what they've got in store for us here. | |
| What is this? | |
| What the hell is this crap? | |
| I'll pause this. | |
| What? | |
| mega brony don't forget the rest of the pony metal dude fucking dude i'm not you You know what? | |
| I am. | |
| I'm going to teach you a lesson, Mega Brony. | |
| When you fucking continue to poke at motherfuckers, at some point they're going to be like, fuck you. | |
|
Snakes Ass Better Pull Bite
00:11:34
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| Okay? | |
| And this is one of those times I got to say, fuck you. | |
| All right. | |
| Jesus fucking Christ. | |
| Good fucking God, man. | |
| And what the hell am I watching? | |
| Big boy, what is this shit? | |
| What is this shit? | |
| Oh, that looks lame, dude. | |
| Give me a break. | |
| That looks lame as fuck. | |
| That looks lame as fuck. | |
| What the hell? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| What's up with all this fucking gay shoe shit? | |
| You see what I'm saying about these weird ass japs? | |
| I think Big Boy, wasn't he a part of Outcast? | |
| Why is he pandering to the Jap market? | |
| Does he actually think that he can penetrate the jet market? | |
| Pull out to the float off. | |
| Float off. | |
| You already know though. | |
| Know though. | |
| I'm so Mr. Valley. | |
| And by the way, fuck Killer Mike. | |
| I'm fucking left fox. | |
| What kind of contradiction do you have? | |
| When you are a birdie bro, like Killer Mike, and yet you're wearing a fucking gold chain around the fast cars. | |
| I mean, it's fucking hypocrisy, dude. | |
| Bitch, don't I look that? | |
| Bitch don't not look classy. | |
| Bitch, don't act so sassy. | |
| I'm the man, boop. | |
| That's what I'm without you. | |
| You're a fucking socialist Birdie Bro piece of shit. | |
| I hear him talking hella records. | |
| I won't even stress. | |
| Hold on, is this Jeezy? | |
| Hold on. | |
| I haven't seen Jeezy in years. | |
| Oh, man, Jeezy to me. | |
| I hear him talking hella recognized. | |
| I won't even stress. | |
| Just kill him softly. | |
| Wipe my breath. | |
| Jeezy wiping the dress. | |
| They say it lonely at the top. | |
| It's the best shit ever. | |
| And even live with Jeezy. | |
| What is this, man? | |
| Daddy Pets ain't with three X dig. | |
| Fuck niggas hit the bed. | |
| Usually I don't do this. | |
| Dumb it down, go stupid. | |
| Since 17 been counting M's, my bank account's on Goofy. | |
| They said Cosby gave a proof. | |
| Now who know what the truth is? | |
| Chicago full of shooters. | |
| Of course you gotta sell an ass. | |
| Got that sunset drawing all that. | |
| My P-rolls look like ball pass. | |
| I've got something to say. | |
| And all y'all niggas can't get y'all ball back. | |
| If I ain't a hot boy, then what do they call facts? | |
| That is that innocent song. | |
| Horrible fuckin' show, a horrible fuckin' video. | |
| We don't know the meaning of Brock. | |
| Just speaking in general. | |
| Why there is no format about it? | |
| Coral Assahara. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Who wants that? | |
| How about some puppers to lift you bad mood for you? | |
| And by the way, Lord Cooler, you forgot the link, dude. | |
| You forgot the link, Lord Cooler. | |
| I don't know if you saw that. | |
| You forgot the fucking link. | |
| Here, let's play the rest of this shit. | |
| Line for line. | |
| Don't when you want it, what you want it? | |
| Mind the kind of giving a hole when they down and out. | |
| Nigga, dig a hole safe. | |
| Ain't no climbing up. | |
| I don't even know what to say, but this is for breakfast. | |
| These are all a bunch of has-been rappers, and it's from 2017. | |
| I have never heard of this shit. | |
| I gotta give it a thumbs down, dude. | |
| You know, let me tell you, some of these rappers were all right at one time. | |
| Mega Brony Bob Tom donated for it. | |
| Ghost, don't scam him. | |
| Oh, now you're gonna throw. | |
| Now you're gonna throw Bob Tom on your sword, aren't you? | |
| Fuck off. | |
| I mean, Jeezy looks like shit. | |
| That's a long time I pulled on for my city. | |
| Remember that GG song? | |
| I put on for my city. | |
| That's a long time from that shit. | |
| And Big Boy, he's a part of OutKast, so a long time for Miss Johnson. | |
| And who the hell is this? | |
| Is this Big Mike again? | |
| Who is this? | |
| It's Big Mike again. | |
| Who is this? | |
| That was a horrible song, dude. | |
| Horrible fucking song, dude. | |
| I mean, Jesus fucking Christ. | |
| I mean, you know, what happened to these pricks' careers? | |
| Seriously. | |
| Anyway, Shoko Asahara. | |
| Yeah, if you want your followers to play that, that's great, you know, but that was a fucking weak ass song. | |
| All right, Shoko Asahara, that was a fucking weak fucking song. | |
| I mean, no offense, of course. | |
| You know, I'm not trying to sit over here and, you know, pee in your Cheerios. | |
| And, you know, hopefully you have a good smile on. | |
| I mean, it's just, it's sad, dude. | |
| It sucks. | |
| All right, we got to continue going forward here. | |
| And when some game walkthrough for two bucks, oh, yeah, okay, that's the Lord Cooler. | |
| Is that it? | |
| Game walkthrough? | |
| Is that you, Lord Cooler? | |
| Because you forgot the fucking link. | |
| So game walkthrough, I'm assuming, is Lord Cooler, okay, since he forgot his link. | |
| Anyway, we got to continue here. | |
| We got Solid Snack. | |
| Solid Snack said this rap is hot fire. | |
| We wrote it just for you, boy. | |
| Fuck yeah. | |
| All right, what is this? | |
| All right, solid snack. | |
| Oh, saw a snake in your ass. | |
| All right, hold on just a second. | |
| Hold on just a second. | |
| No fucking way. | |
| Are you fucking kidding me? | |
| Hold on. | |
| I gotta vet this shit, dude. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| I gotta vet this shit. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| You know what? | |
| I don't have time. | |
| Viewer discretion is advised, dude. | |
| Okay. | |
| Supposedly they wrote this rap. | |
| All right. | |
| Who the hell is this? | |
| Solid snack. | |
| All right. | |
| Here it is. | |
| Put the PC shot on. | |
| Here it is. | |
| All right. | |
| What up? | |
| This is where I corner with my little cup. | |
| Lil' K, man. | |
| Lil Lil' Equal song, Snakes and Yes. | |
| Snakes and yes. | |
| Snakes and yes. | |
| You better pull them out or they gon' bite you in the ass. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Snakes and yes. | |
| You better pull them out or they gon' bite you in the ass. | |
| What are these joggers talking about? | |
| Snakes and yes. | |
| You better pull them out of it, don't bite you in your ass. | |
| Snakes in your ass. | |
| Snakes in your ass. | |
| You better pull them out of it, don't bite you in your ass. | |
| Snakes in your ass. | |
| You better pull them bitches out. | |
| And if you don't pull them out, them bitches gonna snap. | |
| Better snap them on your ass. | |
| What you talking about? | |
| Please play the rest of the pony metal ghost. | |
| We paid for it fair and square. | |
| Dude. | |
| Please just stop fucking with me, dude. | |
| I'm not in a very good fucking mood right now, man. | |
| I'm watching Snakes in the ass. | |
| Ben I'm in your ass. | |
| Going on the beat, so everybody coming too. | |
| Coming out from deep time, you know what it do. | |
| You disrespect our shoe. | |
| Bob Tom said I can't ass. | |
| Now you know what it is. | |
| Snakes in yes. | |
| Snakes in the ass. | |
| Better pull them out. | |
| They gon' bite you. | |
| Yes. | |
| Snakes in the ass. | |
| Snakes in the ass. | |
| You better pull them out. | |
| They gon' bite you. | |
| Yes. | |
| Snakes in your ass. | |
| Better pull them out. | |
| The kids rapping? | |
| Oh my god. | |
| The fucking kids. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Get my drink. | |
| Let me tell you something. | |
| You call bird is the word. | |
| How you like that work while you're caught that? | |
| I'm gonna stick. | |
| Now how you like that? | |
| What you saying? | |
| Are you kidding me? | |
| Yes, snakes in the ass. | |
| You better pull them out of evil. | |
| Especially when the aesthetic, you fucking piece of shit. | |
| Ghost been listening on and off today. | |
| Been busy. | |
| Here's a palate cleanser. | |
| Dude, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. | |
| I'm getting in the shower. | |
| I'll be quiet in the middle. | |
| I have already said I want no more donos, all right? | |
| Fucking bag at fucking snakes in the ass. | |
| Snakes in yes. | |
| You better pull them out. | |
| I can't believe this is a real song. | |
| When they bite, you gon' hurt. | |
| Better pull them out to ass. | |
| If you don't come out to ad, let me your ass is fucking grey. | |
| Put the karma back on me before I flip the beat. | |
| You talking hold that shit, but nigga, you don't know me. | |
| I'm calling out the deep time. | |
| Ghost ain't where I be now. | |
| Disrespect the deep time. | |
| I sit your ass right down. | |
| Put you down upon the ground. | |
| Snakes in your ass. | |
| Better pull them out. | |
| Who found this? | |
| Who the fuck found this shit? | |
| Better pull them out. | |
| Last verse, last last. | |
| Snakes in the ass. | |
| Snakes in the ass. | |
| You better pull them out. | |
| They gon' bite you in the ass. | |
| Who the fuck found this shit? | |
| Seriously. | |
| And Billy F, you just said, hey, Joggers just saying. | |
| I don't know. | |
| That's kind of a catchy tune. | |
| Snakes in the ass. | |
| I can't believe this little brother here. | |
| You looking for a meat, nigga. | |
| You just gonna look for her. | |
| Nigga, I'm a two day dancer. | |
| I'm a door with a nigga. | |
| I'm a good shit. | |
| Smacklina with rubber bands. | |
| Snakes in the ass. | |
| Snakes in yes. | |
| You better pull a mat. | |
| They're gonna bite you. | |
| Yes. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Who found this? | |
| Who the fuck found this shit? | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| I tell you what I'm gonna do. | |
| I'm gonna thumbs up this. | |
| I'm gonna be the first thumbs up. | |
| I'm gonna be the first thumbs up. | |
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Ban Bronies Fuck First Thumbs
00:02:41
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| That was funny, dude. | |
| All right, the comments were turned off. | |
| Come on, man. | |
| Snakes in the ass. | |
| Snakes in the ass. | |
| You better pull a mud. | |
| They gonna bite you in the ass. | |
| Oh, man. | |
| They're such musical people, dude. | |
| All right, anyway, let's continue here. | |
| Who the hell else do we have? | |
| We've got, man, it just never ends, dude. | |
| It never ends. | |
| We've got Hitler's dick up in here. | |
| Hitler's dick requested this one and said, now that we got all the degeneracy out of the way, here's some horses. | |
| Horses, dude? | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| I hope I don't think it's what I think. | |
| Oh, God, no. | |
| All right. | |
| Viewer discretion is advised because, once again, this is Hitler's dick here. | |
| So please, viewer discretion is advised. | |
| Where'd y'all find this shit? | |
| I mean, how often and how long are you people surfing on the internet to find shit like that? | |
| That only had that fucking snakes in the ass. | |
| Snakes in you. | |
| That only had five, 75 fucking people. | |
| And who the hell donated that shit? | |
| Solid snack. | |
| I mean, that had 75 views, dude. | |
| Anyway, now we've got Hitler's dick requesting this, and viewer discretion is advised. | |
| Let's play it here. | |
| Here it is. | |
| See, this is what I'm talking about. | |
| This is what I'm talking about! | |
| Ban all bronies. | |
| Ban all bronies. | |
| Fuck bronies. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| WHAT THE HELL?! | |
| WHAT THE FUCK DUDE | |
|
Blondie Rapture Reverb Karaoke
00:03:17
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| What the fuck is this? | |
| And can you hear the sound of this? | |
| Some fucking brony don't get donated this shit. | |
| Thumbs down this crap. | |
| Thumbs down this shit. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| What the hell's going on? | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| All right, dude. | |
| I don't know what the fuck that was about, but Hitler's dick. | |
| Once again, I don't know if you were trying to make a reference to the bronies or trying to do some kind of a goddamn I don't know, MK Ultra awakening. | |
| I have no idea. | |
| But good God. | |
| And hold on. | |
| What the hell is this next one? | |
| Ghost Karaoke. | |
| Ghost Karaoke. | |
| All right. | |
| Just had an idea for Ghost. | |
| I want to give you the mic and let you sing this song, Rapture by Blondie. | |
| Rapture is actually a pretty good fucking song. | |
| As a matter of fact, most of Blondie's work was pretty good in that era. | |
| All right, but look, I guess I'm supposed to sing this song here. | |
| All right, here we go. | |
| Let's put the PC shot on. | |
| Somebody wants me to do some fucking karaoke to goddamn fucking Blondie Rapture. | |
| Okay, so here we go. | |
| I guess let's do this here. | |
| Let me put some, let me put some reverb. | |
| put some reverb on here alright | |
| Ha rise. | |
| All right, take off the goddamn. | |
| Take off the damn reverb. | |
| Back to back, scroll and light. | |
| Spotless movement and a wild button. | |
|
Mars Almost Drank Dude Best
00:04:29
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| Face to face. | |
| Sadly solitude. | |
| And it's finger poppy. | |
| 24-hour shopping and rapture. | |
| There we go. | |
| Let's wrap it. | |
| Here we go. | |
| Bad Pop Freddy told me everybody's high. | |
| DJ spinning, saving my mind. | |
| Flash is fast. | |
| Flash is cool. | |
| Francois says fast is fast, no new. | |
| Whatever the fuck this bitch is saved, sure shot. | |
| Go out in the parking lot and get your car and drive real far and drive all night and drive all day. | |
| And make my man, and I don't know what those bitches say. | |
| Fucked up already, but who gives a shit? | |
| Everybody's gotta hear it. | |
| Here we go. | |
| I've been fucking on here nine hours. | |
| Motherfucker out here trying to act like they're sour. | |
| But I don't give a shit. | |
| Because I have to go don't know who they're fucking with. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Anyway, I fucked up, dude. | |
| There it is. | |
| All right. | |
| That's the best you're going to get from me. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| I need some work here. | |
| I need another beer. | |
| Give me another fucking beer here. | |
| And shut up. | |
| I'm not dyslexic, you fucking shitheads. | |
| More beer, Jesus Christ. | |
| I'm almost done with my beer. | |
| I almost drank all I'm almost drank all my motherfucking beer up in here. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| Sorry, I couldn't keep it up, dude. | |
| But hey, this is a visible in that ass off. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| First of all, I gotta get my fucking goddamn fucking pocket knife to open up the shit back to bad body and lost your life. | |
| Smilest movement by the chunk you love. | |
| Won't you want to chunk technology a digital pattern? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Just have a party on TV. | |
| Cause the man from Mars won't beat up Mars on TV. | |
| Now he's gone back to space. | |
| We won't have a hassle for the human race. | |
| I don't even know what this bitch is saying. | |
| Who the fuck? | |
| Who the fuck cares? | |
| All right, who the fuck cares? | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| Sitting here doing fucking karaoke at six in the fucking morning. | |
| I'm doing karaoke at six in the fucking morning. | |
| All right, after being on for nine and a half hours. | |
| Nine and a half hours. | |
| Sorry, dude. | |
| But I tried my best. | |
| That's what this is. | |
| Thank you all very much. | |
| All right, this fucking somebody asked me to do some kind of karaoke or some shit, ghost karaoke. | |
| I did it. | |
| So that's just a way it is. | |
| All right, that's just a way it is. | |
| All right, let's continue here once again. | |
| Nine and a half hours, episode 166. | |
| We're still in the house, by the way. | |
| It's six in the morning here at the Go Show Studios. | |
| I guess I should say Happy Baller Friday to everybody out there who's listening. | |
| All right, let's go ahead and get to Lord Cooler up in here. | |
|
Family Dog Cooler Partners Seen
00:03:14
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| And I believe this is Lord Cooler. | |
| He said, How about some puppers to lift up your bad mood? | |
| Well, it depends on the pupper. | |
| You know, it depends on what the goddamn these sons of bitches are going to do here. | |
| All right, hold on. | |
| What is this? | |
| Oh, good God. | |
| Are you fucking kidding me? | |
| Lord Cooler, are you shitting me, dude? | |
| Are you shitting me, you fucking piece of shit, Lord Cooler? | |
| Are you fucking kidding me? | |
| Oh my God, dude. | |
| All right, look. | |
| I really don't know how much I can fucking play this, but, you know, Lord Cooler, you're a fucking sick piece of shit, is all I got to say. | |
| Animal lovers in interview with a zoo file. | |
| Are you fucking somebody who fucks their fucking dog? | |
| Do you think it was 30 when I was 13 or 14 years old? | |
| Oh no, pause this. | |
| I just want to reiterate once again another white male. | |
| This guy even sounds German. | |
| And you don't know him, German. | |
| Just saying. | |
| Just saying. | |
| And I made my first experience with the family dog. | |
| The family dog? | |
| You did this to the first dog? | |
| I family dog with my parents normally, but I was the person in our family who make the daily walk with him to feed him. | |
| And he slept in my room. | |
| Dude, what the fuck? | |
| I wasn't sure if it's right, was what I have done, or what there happened. | |
| So I tried to get also human partners. | |
| You tried? | |
| You tried to get partners. | |
| But I had seen that I'm not happy with them. | |
| I tried to be normal. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Usually said it's normal. | |
| Maybe 1994, 95, when I get the first internet connection. | |
| Oh, you see? | |
| What did I tell you? | |
| What did I fucking tell you? | |
| All these sick fetishes are now prominent in our Western civilization because of the fucking internet. | |
| I mean, did you hear this, idiot? | |
| I thought I was strange. | |
| I know I didn't want to fuck my dog, but I couldn't help it. | |
| It is what I feel happy. | |
| And now I go on the internet, and on the internet, there is a whole community of people that don't make me feel stupid. | |
| And now the people that don't like me are the ones with the problem. | |
| You fuck. | |
| Alone. | |
| You fuck. | |
| Look at this. | |
| Maybe this time was a decision for me. | |
| Maybe this time my whole decision to change my life thanks to the internet that tells everybody that we have a community of zoophiles. | |
| I am not alone. | |
| I am not alone. | |
| I told you it was Germany. | |
| Look at this guy's fucking German. | |
| You couldn't. | |
| The heart of the Aryan race. | |
| And this is what's happening in Berlin, Germany. | |
| You know, this is what's happening right now. | |
| And I start with my name again. | |
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Laugh Fucking Poor Dog Exists
00:15:28
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| Yeah, of course. | |
| Okay, okay. | |
| Yeah, you can just say hi, my name is JJ. | |
| Hi, I'm Oliver Potinski. | |
| I'm living here. | |
| That's my small home. | |
| That's Joey, my partner. | |
| Your partner, look at this fucking poor dog. | |
| Look at this poor dog. | |
| Look at the poor dogs looking side-eyed at this fucking cameraman. | |
| Like, can you please get me the fuck out of here? | |
| I don't want to move too much because then this fucking guy's going to think that I'm fucking, you know, in heat or something. | |
| Can you please get me? | |
| Look at how this poor dog is looking at the cameraman side-eyed. | |
| Look at this shit. | |
| Look at this poor dog. | |
| Can you get me out of here, please? | |
| This fucking guy's nuts. | |
| Can you get me out of here? | |
| My best boy. | |
| Which side of the bed does Joey like to sleep on? | |
| Mostly he sleeps left side. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| You see, it's a little bit more hairier than my half of the bed. | |
| What's Joey's favorite TV show? | |
| His favorite TV show? | |
| I suppose it's a Big Bang Theory. | |
| Oh, I see you all. | |
| Oh, pause this. | |
| Oh, what have I told you about that stupid fucking show? | |
| I don't want to go over it now, but what have I always said about that stupid fucking show? | |
| Play a little bit more of this shit. | |
| That's the best. | |
| He doesn't like CSI Miami, or...? | |
| Uh, I suppose Miami is too warm for him. | |
| This is... | |
| This is fucked up. | |
| Someone who loves animals like other people loves his human partner. | |
| Maybe his wife or... | |
| Dog rape! | |
| Is that what you want to say it? | |
| Dog rape. | |
| Zoofile people don't only think about sex with animals, but also about relationships. | |
| Relationship to animals, to dogs is more honest. | |
| Humans also lie to the partner in a relationship. | |
| That's normal. | |
| That's not my question. | |
| That's normal. | |
| You want to know why it's normal for you? | |
| I mean, let's just take a case in point. | |
| All right. | |
| Neckbeard check. | |
| All right. | |
| Fucking pedo glasses check. | |
| Disheveled fucking hairdo check. | |
| Shitty fucking t-shirt check. | |
| All right. | |
| Beefy fucking tits from too much fucking soy check. | |
| All right. | |
| Fucking big ass beer gut. | |
| Fuck. | |
| I don't even know if that's beer. | |
| It could be anything but check. | |
| I mean, that's why they're lying to you, you fucking piece of fucking sauerkraut shit. | |
| And lie. | |
| A lot of people think this is a classic situation about a man penetrating a female animal. | |
| That's not totally wrong. | |
| That exists, but that's only a part of it. | |
| I'm the passive part of it. | |
| I don't penetrate dogs because I think it's cruelly. | |
| It's not compatible. | |
| Oh, wait, hold on, pause this. | |
| Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, wait. | |
| You mean to tell me that this fucking guy is having the dog penetrate him? | |
| I'm going to be sick, dude. | |
| I mean, give me a fucking break. | |
| I think it's early in the morning, dude. | |
| I've been here for over nine and a half hours. | |
| I mean, for fuck's sake. | |
| That's something dogs love too, I think. | |
| Another zoo file agreed to an interview, really? | |
| Under the condition that you're going to reveal this face to be the penetrating to penetrate the dog, basically. | |
| No, I don't have the desire to be on top at all. | |
| It's quite interesting when I'm with a human, when I'm with a man. | |
| I am the top. | |
| But I am. | |
| I mean, good God. | |
| Who the fuck donated this shit? | |
| How the fuck do you even know this shit exists? | |
| Oh yeah, another white male, by the way. | |
| Oh my God. | |
| I mean, what am I supposed to say to this? | |
| What am I seriously supposed to say to this shit? | |
| I'm not good. | |
| I mean, you know, any fucking human being that participates in this, you're a sick fuck. | |
| You know, I thought it was bad. | |
| I thought it was bad. | |
| Homosexuals have been sticking to the bottom. | |
| You know what they did in the 80s and the gays? | |
| They would take rats or mice, right? | |
| And they would duct tape their bodies and shove these mice and rats up their ass. | |
| And what they got off on is the suffocating of the rat that's in its shit funnel that's going crazy and shit. | |
| And that is what they got off on. | |
| I thought that was sick shit. | |
| And it is. | |
| But it just never ends. | |
| It just gets worse and worse. | |
| How does that work? | |
| Animals absolutely can give consent. | |
| They do need this ability and why did MAGA Brony agree to do that interview? | |
| Excuse me, I'm sorry. | |
| Fucking Vince McMahon over here throwing quibs over here for Christ's sake. | |
| All right, look. | |
| I think we've had enough. | |
| Look at this poor dog's face. | |
| Like, help me. | |
| Help me. | |
| I'm half the dog I used to be because my feelings are gone. | |
| All right, take this shit off. | |
| Thank you, Lord. | |
| Fuck Lord Cooler. | |
| Fuck you for even requesting this shit, dude. | |
| I mean, for fuck's sake, I'm not even joking around. | |
| Fuck you for even requesting this fucking bullshit. | |
| You probably already made everybody throw up their ham and cheese sandwich that they had this morning, for fuck's sake. | |
| Good God. | |
| All right, what do we got? | |
| Oh, yeah, aesthetic now. | |
| Oh, this should be fucking great. | |
| Yeah, this should be fucking great. | |
| Aesthetic requested this and said, hey, ghosts, I've been listening off and on today. | |
| Been busy. | |
| Here's a palate cleanser. | |
| I'm getting in the shower. | |
| I'll be quiet in the chat, but we'll be listening. | |
| Why do I need to know that, dude? | |
| Why do you think that I have any interest knowing that you're going into the fucking shower? | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| Hold on, what is this? | |
| This is what? | |
| What is this crap? | |
| Oh my God. | |
| What the fuck is going on here? | |
| All right. | |
| I don't know what Aesthetic is doing. | |
| Supposedly a palate cleanser, okay? | |
| So let's go ahead. | |
| Let's see what the hell this is. | |
| Aesthetic, alright? | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| Learn how to level up shit. | |
| Part three. | |
| Really fucking yummy. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| No, not none of this overdub shit. | |
| And what the hell is this, Mega Brony? | |
| Anyone who fucks or wants to fuck animals should be beaten within an inch of their life. | |
| Mega Brony, you got a fixation with horses, man. | |
| You've got like an equestrian fucking fetish for fucking. | |
| All right, I don't want to have this debate with you, dude. | |
| All right, I don't want to have this debate. | |
| Play aesthetics video, please. | |
| I think you've lost your edge. | |
| Lost me fucking edge. | |
| Watch this cat. | |
| Hey, it's this guy. | |
| Johnny motherfuckers. | |
| It's this guy. | |
| Is that sick enough for you? | |
| Yes, okay, guys. | |
| It's only me. | |
| Ah, ah. | |
| Hello, doctor. | |
| How's it doing? | |
| Well, not too bad considering the walls of his anus have been shredded to pieces and we found traces of urine inside his colon. | |
| It's quite strange if you ask me. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Well, we did find him with a crowbar hanging out of his rectum. | |
| Is it true what they say? | |
| When you found him unconscious, he had a smile on his face. | |
| Yeah, God green from ear to ear. | |
| He had a smile on his face. | |
| Well, if it isn't the summer bay butcher come to marvel at your handiwork, have you? | |
| You fucking psycho cunt. | |
| I heard some silly cunt trying to kill himself with a crowbar. | |
| Yeah, well, everyone knows he's doing it. | |
| Alfred's a fucking monster. | |
| This fucking old fuck, dude. | |
| Everybody remember this? | |
| How's he doing? | |
| He's been right. | |
| Yeah, well, I know he's been right. | |
| Ah. | |
| Don't ask him silly questions. | |
| How are you feeling? | |
| Were you right? | |
| Are you thought? | |
| Don't ask him silly questions. | |
| Cost off to the touch aesthetic, alright, dude. | |
| Touche. | |
| I don't believe you. | |
| Not even killing. | |
| But I don't understand why someone would want that to be done to them. | |
| I'm a mathochist. | |
| I love pain. | |
| Oh, that's creepy. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| Especially. | |
| Up my arthritis. | |
| Hold on, pause this shit. | |
| Jesus Christ, why is anybody donating? | |
| We're watching McDougal here. | |
| And what is this Mega Brony? | |
| Remember, Bob Thomas donated. | |
| Good God, okay, we get it, Mega Brony. | |
| We're having a fucking laugh here. | |
| You fucking horse head up the ass having fuck. | |
| All right. | |
| I mean, we're having a fucking laugh here. | |
| And here you are, like a fucking obnoxious, fucking autist, fucking obsessive equestrian fetish fuck have to sit here and be like, remember, ghost. | |
| Jesus Christ, can we have a laugh? | |
| Can we have a fucking laugh? | |
| Is that okay for your pony ass that we have a fucking laugh? | |
| Good fucking god, man. | |
| I'll get to it when I get to it. | |
| Open me up. | |
| Jesus Christ, I'm trying to have a laugh here. | |
| Fucking asshole, man. | |
| Dreams really do come true. | |
| Trying to have a laugh. | |
| Fucking inconsensual. | |
| It's McDoodleburger. | |
| You simply kill him chop out and helped him out by fulfilling a dark sexual homoerotic fantasy, so there's nearly no charges laid. | |
| Oh, you think that cheers me up, slut? | |
| Well, at least you're not going to prison, Alf. | |
| I'd fucking thrive in a prison environment. | |
| Well, I'm sure you would, Alf, because you're an animal. | |
| Oh, that's true. | |
| Man, this guy's gotten old, huh? | |
| Alex's going to be home anytime now, so be nice. | |
| I don't understand why he can't be locked in prison forever and ever. | |
| I'll fuck a thou. | |
| Wait, hold on, pause this. | |
| Is that goodbye horses in the fucking background? | |
| I mean, are you fucking getting? | |
| Listen to that. | |
| Is that goodbye horses? | |
| For fuck's sake. | |
| Avon, ever. | |
| A fuckethalf. | |
| Oh, Alfred. | |
| Hey, settle the fuck down, you fucking spastic cunt. | |
| Fuck you, little idiot. | |
| I'm not looking at that, that's radical that you're home alf. | |
| Throw all. | |
| Yeah, well, I'll tell you what's not radical. | |
| Beating a faggot within an inch of his life and finding out the sick little cunt fucking enjoyed it. | |
| I enjoy bagging my baby. | |
| I've been watching a lot of master chefs, and I'm gonna make you a delicious quiche. | |
| To be honest, Marilyn, a bare ass fart in the mouth of Matt Preston and have more fucking flavor. | |
| That's not very nice. | |
| I'll tell you what's not very fucking nice. | |
| Being called a faggot. | |
| Well, did you really do gay shit? | |
| Get her the kids, sugar dick. | |
| If I gave you a kiss, I'd bought your fucking tongue. | |
| No, I didn't do gay shit. | |
| I just ripped his ass open with a crowbar and kicked him in the head a couple of fucking times. | |
| I'm gonna get my helmet. | |
| Alf, I want to help you. | |
| I went to hell, prove you're not a faggot. | |
| I'll let you fuck me in the ass if you like. | |
| In front of the kids. | |
| Oh, man. | |
| I'll let you fucking get it. | |
| Dude, what the fuck? | |
| Gee, slut. | |
| But it's splitting shitholes that got me in this mess in the fucking field. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| How are you feeling, crazy homosexual man? | |
| Oh, pain. | |
| Let go of my hand. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Dreamy eyes. | |
| That's a bit of weird. | |
| You're just making my skin crawl. | |
| Am I not fucking you? | |
| What the actual cock? | |
| Do I cry too much? | |
| Are you quoting a gay lyrics, yeah? | |
| You're wanting to date the gay lyrics, yeah? | |
| We need your help. | |
| Alf's gotta be stopped. | |
| Oh, you want my help, you fucking pigfaced slut. | |
| Where was my help fucking 15 years ago when I was pregnant with twins and Alf kicked me so hard in the fucking stomach, I was there pissing fucking polarized. | |
| Jesus Christ! | |
| Alfredo, was it worth it? | |
| Yeah, mate. | |
| You can bet your fucking wolf balls it was worth it. | |
| Was that the macarana? | |
| Well, I hope you had your fix and the carnage was stopped. | |
| Macarena in the background what what did that fucking mix you can't said for a long long time He'll start fucking shooting when you're angry. | |
| Guess what? | |
| I'm gonna get to him first, Alv. | |
| New flash, Wrinkle Tits. | |
| I'm the copycat killer for making you look like a fucking idiot. | |
| You can't! | |
| That's the spirit delicious dick! | |
| You want to find Sancho? | |
| Well, you're going to have to rip my ass open if you want to find him, Alf. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Yeah, whorebag. | |
| What do you mean the cops have raided me fucking dungeon? | |
| Righto. | |
| They found me tape, Marilyn. | |
|
Hero Dolphins Rock Roll Cheers
00:16:21
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|
| What tape? | |
| The tape that proves that I'm not a faggot, but in fact, the sickest cunt on the fucking planet. | |
| It's okay to explain why the coroner's found mittens jammed in the throat of a 65-year-old disabled man. | |
| Fucked if I know. | |
| Sounds like cat got his tongue, eh? | |
| Do you think that's funny? | |
| Oh my god, I'm gonna let it finish. | |
| I'm gonna let it finish. | |
| This is no joke. | |
| Yeah, well, I don't crack jokes. | |
| I'll crack skulls. | |
| That sounds like a joke right there, Alf. | |
| Yeah, well. | |
| It's just one of my sweet ass quotes. | |
| Heard you found Sancho. | |
| You wouldn't have dragged him in the dungeon by any chance, would you, Alf? | |
| With the baby? | |
| Well, yeah, I found a slimy little cunt. | |
| All sorted. | |
| Is that right, is it? | |
| Yeah, that's right. | |
| Sorted. | |
| We've seen the tape, Alf. | |
| Oh, you're on? | |
| Beautiful. | |
| Right, Alf Stewart here just a little message from the dungeon, mate. | |
| Now, I've got the Mexican, and I've got baby. | |
| I can tell you now, I've cut off 40% of the baby's skin, and I've fed it to Sancho and has one whole body. | |
| He loves it, mate. | |
| So peace out. | |
| Soon, you've seen the tape, you stop asking me silly cunt questions, you cockeyed slut. | |
| I'm just trying to imagine what drives a man to become such a ruthless, fucking sadistic, twisted cunt like yourself, Alf. | |
| You think it's tough skinning a newborn baby? | |
| Fucking oath. | |
| Wasn't easy. | |
| Well, congratulations, Alf. | |
| You're under arrest. | |
| Oh, man, he's going under arrest. | |
| That's it. | |
| Oh, man, that's it for McDoodle Burger. | |
| Everyone I know goes away in the end. | |
| All right. | |
| All right. | |
| That was Doodle Burgers Overdubs once again. | |
| Requested by none other than aesthetic. | |
| Okay. | |
| None other than aesthetic here. | |
| Now, what I'm going to do here, let me see. | |
| What am I going to do here? | |
| Let me go ahead and I guess I'm going to have to look for fucking, what's his name? | |
| Fucking MAGA Brony. | |
| All right, MAGA fucking Brony has been bugging me all fucking night to fucking play the rest of this fucking pony metal bullshit, okay? | |
| So I hate to say it, but I got to go back here and lit. | |
| Where is this pony metal crap? | |
| Where is this? | |
| I'm trying to look back in my history and figure out where is this pony fucking metal fucking garbage that this fucker is. | |
| Here it is right here. | |
| Here it is right here, right? | |
| Is this it or is it this next one in? | |
| Hold on. | |
| Hold on just a second. | |
| I'm looking for which one it is because I want to make sure I get the fucking right one for these brony fucks. | |
| Okay, I think this is it. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Here it is. | |
| Pony metal. | |
| I think this is it. | |
| I don't know what the fuck. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I don't know what, which one it is. | |
| I think this is it right here, right? | |
| This is it right here. | |
| This is it right here. | |
| All right. | |
| There it is right there. | |
| All right. | |
| Does everybody understand? | |
| I hope that you're fucking happy. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| This goes after once again the fucking pimples on my ass called the bronies. | |
| MAGA Brony, Bob Tom, fucking Luna Pony and all this other bullshit. | |
| All right? | |
| I've got to play this because, you know, this fucker, all right, insisted over here. | |
| I need a shot. | |
| My shot glass, for Christ's sake. | |
| Been on here for 10 hours. | |
| 10 fucking hours. | |
| All right. | |
| And, you know, I guess y'all are expecting me to do this all the time or some shit. | |
| I guess. | |
| Excuse me. | |
| I guess you people think that I'm just supposed to do this. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I mean, you know. | |
| I've done fucking nine hours Tuesday. | |
| Ten hours today. | |
| I don't think that I'm going to be for a Saturday, dude. | |
| I mean, this is fucking... | |
| I mean, give me a break. | |
| I'm going full throttle throughout the whole 10 hours on top of that shit. | |
| Anyway, hold on. | |
| Let me pause this. | |
| I don't want to take a cheers to this. | |
| I don't want to take a cheers to this. | |
| I do want to say cheers to everybody out there who's been listening to me. | |
| Once again, 10-hour show. | |
| And like I said, I'm a machine. | |
| So anyway, cheers to everybody out there. | |
| Let me go ahead and take this shot. | |
| We'll play the rest of this goddamn MAGA Brony crap so that him and Bob Tom of the Bronys can be, I don't know, fucking, you know, heel kicking or some shit or hoof kicking or whatever it is. | |
| Cheers to everybody out there. | |
| Skull! | |
| Cheers, man. | |
| Once again, another good shot. | |
| Play it. | |
| Play the shit. | |
| Believe it or not, this is fuckin' brony, man. | |
| This is fucking Brody metal, for Christ's sake, man. | |
| I mean, this is what these bronies are fucking hook kicking. | |
| All right? | |
| Hold on, what is this? | |
| Billy F.U., 10 hours is a short day for me. | |
| You're fine. | |
| Well, maybe so here, Billy. | |
| But at least you have a fucking lunch break. | |
| At least you have breaks and shit, dude. | |
| I'm just subjected to 10 hours straight. | |
| You know what I'm saying? | |
| I don't want to. | |
| I don't want to. | |
| This has been a tough episode. | |
| The past two episodes. | |
| The past two episodes have been fucking fucked up. | |
| Look at all the pony stickers in the chat. | |
| Look at these freaks. | |
| Look at all the fucking pony stickers in the fucking chat. | |
| Ah, Christ. | |
| All right, what is this? | |
| All right, there it is. | |
| There it is, right there, okay? | |
| I played the rest of it. | |
| There's the credits for it. | |
| I don't know what the hell that's about. | |
| So anyway, I hope that you all are happy. | |
| What is this? | |
| Billy F.U. says he doesn't take breaks. | |
| Well, you know, that's pretty ballsy, dude. | |
| That's pretty ballsy. | |
| Anyway, folks, look, it is already 6:30 in the morning, all right? | |
| I think Mrs. Ghost is up. | |
| Hopefully, she's cooking me a fucking steak or doing something for Christ's sake. | |
| I'm going to have to get the fuck out of here for Christ's sake. | |
| Hold on, let me take a couple of calls before I do. | |
| All right. | |
| Hold on, let me take a couple of calls. | |
| People have been fucking holding on for a minute. | |
| So let me take a couple of calls before I get out of here. | |
| How about that shit? | |
| How about who the hell do we have here? | |
| How about Ann Hero Leaver Alone? | |
| What the hell is that? | |
| Who the hell are you? | |
| Hey, Ann Hero, are you there? | |
| All right, look, we got a fucking. | |
| I don't know what the hell this is. | |
| This is a Helen Keller deaf mutes. | |
| Probably going to have nothing but a bunch of Helen Keller death mutes throughout the broadcast here. | |
| Let me see if I can at least take a couple of them here because I know some people have been waiting. | |
| How about Barry Blackberry? | |
| What's up, Barry Blackberry? | |
| Hey, Barry Blackberry, what's up, dude? | |
| Jesus fucking. | |
| What the fuck, dude? | |
| I mean, y'all have been on hold all this time, and now y'all are just not yelling fucking Helen Keller death mutes for fuck's sake. | |
| All right, who the hell else do we have? | |
| How about how about 336? | |
| What's up? | |
| I wish I could like the dolphins like dolphins like on Tuesday I will give you a show to fucking play it fortnight. | |
| Fortnite Park just for one day and we can in hero for one day I don't play it, girl. | |
| You goddamn nutter! | |
| Wait, hold on, take that shit off, you fuckin' idiot! | |
| I thought that was a decent remix about fucking Etika, man. | |
| That's why I took that last Tuesday off to celebrate Etika's birthday. | |
| He would have been 30, and I celebrated it by going for a swim, eating a bucket of KFC, and singing that song that you just heard there. | |
| I wish I could swim like the dolphins, like dolphins can swim. | |
| But nothing, nothing can keep us together. | |
| We can beat them forever and ever. | |
| And we could be heroes. | |
| Or and hero. | |
| We could and hero. | |
| I forget about that. | |
| Anyway, look, I'm fucking drunk, dude. | |
| All right, who the hell else are we? | |
| I think we got, I think we have Piss Goblin. | |
| What's going on? | |
| Hey, ghost, it's me. | |
| It's really late, but that was a great show. | |
| Hey, thank you very much. | |
| And, I mean, are you affiliated in any way with this, you know, this Cornhog? | |
| No, but I mean, now I am, I suppose. | |
| They followed me and I followed them back. | |
| All right, because let me tell you something. | |
| Let me tell you something. | |
| You and Cornhog were coming at me pretty bad. | |
| You know what I'm saying? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Yeah, my apologies. | |
| We were just doing it for shits and giggles. | |
| We didn't like mean anything. | |
| Or at least I didn't. | |
| It was more so just because, like, entertainment value. | |
| All right, no, I understand, dude. | |
| I understand. | |
| Cheers to that. | |
| You want to give any shout-outs or do you want to plug anything? | |
| I don't really have anything to plug right now. | |
| Plus, my brain's pretty tired because it's really, really fucking late. | |
| But cheers. | |
| And I'm also glad you did that karaoke thing. | |
| That was my fault. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| Oh, well, Quayne. | |
| All right. | |
| Anyway, thank you, Piss Goblin. | |
| I appreciate you listening to the broadcast and I appreciate you calling up. | |
| And don't, everybody in the chat room, that she is a transgendered woman. | |
| Let's not fucking go beyond that. | |
| All right. | |
| And no, my fucking show does not turn people into trannies. | |
| Don't fucking go there. | |
| All right. | |
| All right. | |
| Let me get a couple more here. | |
| Let me get, let me get who the hell is this? | |
| Who the hell is rock and roll? | |
| Rock and roll. | |
| What's up? | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Well, you know, that was some rock and roll, to say the least, man. | |
| Fucking rock and roll. | |
| All right. | |
| Who the hell else do we got here? | |
| Oh, oh, great. | |
| Look at this. | |
| Look at who we have here. | |
| Ard Hammond, is that you? | |
| Yeah, it's me. | |
| Jesus, you guys, you've been on for quite a while. | |
| It's like 2:47 my time in the afternoon. | |
| I didn't think you'd be on for that long. | |
| Yeah, well, you know, I'm doing 10-hour shows, apparently, according to everybody out here. | |
| I noticed that, like, yeah, recently you've been doing a lot longer shows, and it doesn't really help that you got like MAGA Brony just pestering you just to keep playing that fucking song. | |
| Like, goddamn, dude, chill the fuck out. | |
| God damn. | |
| You know what? | |
| Thank you. | |
| You know, I never thought I'd ever be saying thank you to Ard Hammond, but thank you for having some kind of sense. | |
| I mean, give me a break, dude. | |
| Yeah, that's the thing. | |
| Like, you know, I get it. | |
| You know, you want your video to be played, but seriously, like, just keeping that shit going. | |
| And the thing is, I've been in the chat room too. | |
| He's even, he's even done the same shit to Distillen when it came to like the stickers that were being displayed on your chat room and whatnot. | |
| Like, this guy, I don't know, like, Azriel was a troll. | |
| This guy, I don't even know what the fuck he's, if he actually is being legitimate or if he actually has like a mental issue. | |
| I don't know, man. | |
| Oh, Jesus Christ. | |
| Even Ard Hammond is having a problem with MAGA Brony over here. | |
| Jesus Christ, man. | |
| Well, hey, well, we'll handle that in the Ghost Show chat room. | |
| Do you want to say anything else or you want to give anybody shout outs or anything? | |
| I just thought I'd just call in and just see how everyone else is doing. | |
| Y'all have a good one. | |
| Hey, thank you very much there, Ard Hammond. | |
| I appreciate the donos, dude. | |
| Cheers to you, man. | |
| Cheers to Ard Hammond. | |
| All right. | |
| I'm going to take one more, okay? | |
| I'm taking one more here. | |
| And who the hell is this? | |
| How about Engineer's new single? | |
| Nigga, I'll super dick shit. | |
| Hey, I didn't see this shit. | |
| All right. | |
| Look, I've had enough. | |
| All right. | |
| It's going to be seven in the morning here at the Ghost Show Studios. | |
| Hey, Engineer, can you take, we're done. | |
| We're done with the radio. | |
| We're done with the fucking take that shit off. | |
| All right. | |
| Good time. | |
| All right. | |
| Yeah, damn right. | |
| Goodbye. | |
| Anyway, folks, what a show. | |
| What a fucking show today. | |
| Once again, it seems as if I'm just, it's happenstance that I'm just going to do nine to ten hour shows from now on. | |
| I have no fucking idea. | |
| Anyway, oh, yeah, I have to open up the chest here. | |
| I forgot. | |
| Let me before I go. | |
| We do have 703 lemons. | |
| And what is this? | |
| MAGA Brony says, I mean, that's what happens when you don't want to make pony merch for your Brony fanbase, ghost. | |
| Dude, don't go there. | |
| All right, MAGA Brony, for fuck's sake. | |
| Don't fucking go there. | |
| Jesus fucking. | |
| It never ends. | |
| It's my fucked-up fucking shit bag. | |
|
Lemons Conclude Saturday Show
00:03:15
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|
| Don't you forget caught in the crowd. | |
| It never fucking ends. | |
| Anyway, let me go ahead and open up the treasure chest here. | |
| Here it is, folks. | |
| Now, what I'm going to do is I'm going to open up the treasure chest. | |
| There's only a little bit around. | |
| Remember, they limit me to only 10,000 lemons to give away per week. | |
| So we have already breached that limit. | |
| So all we had left was 706 lemons left to give away. | |
| So I'm going to go ahead and give you the top five of those that are being distributed. | |
| And whatever you get, if you could please put it in the chat room, we really do appreciate it. | |
| So here we go in five, four, three, two, one. | |
| Let's go ahead and distribute those lemons. | |
| All right, here we go. | |
| They are currently being distributed, folks. | |
| So once again, if you could please post however many lemons you get, I will tell you the top five lemon getters in the chat room. | |
| And I think, you know, how it goes is that you have to listen to the broadcast for a good amount of time and at the same time be active in the chat room to be able to get the most lemons. | |
| So that's, I believe, how people get the most lemons. | |
| I'm not too sure. | |
| So I'm just telling you how I have viewed it. | |
| All right, here it is. | |
| Top five lemon getters, Sir Raffarot. | |
| Are you kidding me? | |
| Sir Rafarot, 82 lemons. | |
| Enroll, 47 lemons. | |
| Aura Aura, 34 lemons. | |
| Brony the Ghostler, 27 lemons. | |
| Zen Lion, 23 lemons. | |
| All right. | |
| Anyway, folks, hold on, let me have a beer here. | |
| All right. | |
| What a show. | |
| Now, I'm not too sure, dude. | |
| I'm going to see how much fucking energy I have, dude. | |
| I just, I've been on here for 10 hours and eight minutes. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'm going to see if I can be on here Saturday, 9 p.m. Central Standard Texas Time. | |
| Okay. | |
| For Saturday night, Saturday night, Saturday night troll show. | |
| So once again, I'm not making any promises. | |
| I'm going to sincerely try to make it to the Saturday Night Troll Show. | |
| But if I don't, I mean, take a look at all these fucking fucking 10, nine-hour shows, man. | |
| Give me a break. | |
| Anyway, I am going to conclude episode 166 right now. | |
| Thank everybody for tuning in with me. | |
| I'm done. | |
| I'm done. | |
| Stick a fork in me. | |
| I am done. | |
| But we shall see if I'm going to be here for the Saturday Night Troll Show. | |
| Anyway, here's a little bit of a belch for you. | |
| And I am out of here. | |
| I am out of here. | |
| I am out. | |
| Cheers to everybody out here. | |
| I mean, I can't believe this. | |
| 10 fucking hours. | |