Ghost anchors True Capitalist Radio episode 165 by mocking Joe Biden's VP rejection and criticizing pandemic governors, while advising investors to avoid stocks until July. He vehemently denies viewer accusations that his content promotes transgenderism, despite playing explicit donations involving sissy hypnosis and forced feminization. The broadcast devolves into chaos as Ghost battles trolls, mocks political figures like Gretchen Whitmer, and ultimately signs off after ten hours, distributing lemons to donors while threatening the chat. [Automatically generated summary]
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And yes, it is another episode.
Episode 165 for all the folks keeping track.
We're already getting donos for Christ's sake.
Come on, man.
We haven't even started the show.
Go ahead, spread this show around the internet to throughout the world, and let everybody know.
Let them all know that the Ghost Show is live and in effect right now, episode 165.
And by the way, don't mess with me.
Don't mess with me today.
I'm not in the goddamn mood on this Taco Tuesday.
Spread this show around the internet to throughout the world.
Episode 165.
Don't mess with me.
That's all I got to say.
Cheers to everybody out there who's tuning in with me this early.
Props to you.
Let's get this show started, baby.
I may be a little late, but I'm here.
Taco Tuesday.
All right.
I think everybody's here, so let's go ahead.
Take me out, engineer.
Take me out for Christ's sake.
Anyway, thank you folks for tuning in with me.
Once again, another episode of the Ghost Show.
I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
Episode 165.
Now, let me go ahead and take some of these donos that we had prior to the broadcast because they start piling up really fast, okay?
Let's get to the first one that came in about four hours ago.
Shut up.
All downhill from here.
Okay.
This came in about four hours ago.
Didn't say anything.
So just want me to play a goddamn video.
Let's.
Oh, God.
Oh, look at this.
That just came in, and I don't condone that right there.
Okay.
That just came in, and I don't condone that for Christ's sake.
And here's another one that just came in from Piss Goblin.
Many, many.
Jesus Christ.
Can we hold on just for a second?
Piss cunt fuck suck.
All right, great.
That's fucking great.
Look, hold on.
Everybody, stop donating here.
Oh, Christ.
Play this ghost.
I'll play it in a second.
All right.
I got to play donos that just fucking came in.
Bob Tom.
Bob Tom.
My very first video dono.
I might do more in the future.
Well, thank you.
I appreciate it.
Hopefully, it isn't something offensive.
It's going to piss me off.
Oh, yeah.
Well, hopefully, it doesn't piss me off, Bob Tom.
And look who it is, the Pet Mexican.
I still got 11 media shows.
All right, whatever.
Kumbi Sanders over here dropping a dime.
If there's only Steers and Queers in Texas, Metal Ghost and give a Siege Hail salute to my nigga Derwaiki.
That's about enough there, Pet Mexican.
Jesus Christ.
And Pennis.
Pennis.
Here's what I'm bumping.
All right, everybody, just calm down here.
Fucking Luna Pony.
Come on.
Come on.
Hey, Ghostler, you know what time it is?
Yeah, we got it, everybody.
We get it.
I got to get these ones that came in before the broadcast, like this one right here.
Sega is best console came in about two hours ago.
And we just got to get these back donos here, okay?
I got to announce them.
Here's another one.
Horatio Nelson came in about an hour ago.
Here it is.
And I think that he's going to leave it up to Chat's choice looking at the dono.
Look at that.
And one more that came in about 10 minutes before the show or as the show was starting.
Especially when the Channel A SSB.
Ghost's replacement for the engineer.
Great.
All right.
That's great.
All right.
Now that we've gotten all the donos out of the way, this is episode 165.
And I do want to say that I know I promised some folks on the last broadcast that we were going to take calls as we were doing donos.
So I am not going to be called out as a liar.
So that's what we're doing right now.
Okay.
Now, it's not necessarily radio graffiti, but you can call in to the radio graffiti line.
Put the screen, put the graphic on, engineer.
Here it is right here: 515-604-9052.
And once the operator bitch starts talking, all you got to do is push in that code 844286 and the hashtag or pound key.
And what I'm going to do is I'm going to randomly call on folks as we're going out through the show so that people can give their insight.
I mean, this is not radio graffiti.
All right.
So I'm just simply stating this is what we're doing right now.
And here's women are stinky holes here.
Canadian Hicks.
Canadian Hicks.
That's funny, dude.
Believe me, I know what you're talking about when you say that.
They're women are stinky holes.
Okay, does everybody understand what I'm saying here, folks?
Everybody can call in right now, and the call-in is the radio graffiti number, okay?
Once again, if you want to call in, be on hold.
Hold on, let me make sure that we unmute people.
All right, here we are.
If you want to be on hold and be called on randomly throughout the show, all you have to do is just give me a call right now.
Same number as Radio Graffiti.
515-604-9052.
And once the operator bitch starts talking, just push in that code 844-286 and the hashtag or pound key, okay?
And what you'll do is you will be in queue to be called on in the midst of this.
We got a lot of donos here.
We got a lot of donos.
So we're going to take cards.
Have another Fred Willard.
Have another Fred Willer.
Well, thank you, Norse Brony.
And what is this?
Gray Steele.
He said, you might be pleased to hear that many people, even blue states, are defying the lockdown orders.
Also, many cops are not enforcing the orders either.
Well, thank God.
I'm sorry that I'm a sick fuck to you all, but at least I never acted on any of my listeners.
The hell is a squirt show?
I promise you that.
On the bright side, if it weren't for the squirts incident, I wouldn't have joined the nicest community of Uganda Knuckles.
All right, that's about enough.
All right, we don't need to be reminded of old shit like that.
All right, we don't need to be reminded of old shit like that.
So, anyway, y'all get what I'm doing here, okay?
Does everybody understand?
You have the option to call in, and the call-in number is the radio graffiti number right there, 515-604-9052.
And once the operator bitch starts talking, push in the code 844-286 and the hashtag or pound key, and you will be in queue to be called on anytime throughout the broadcast.
Does everybody understand this?
All right.
So, what I'm going to do now, since we have already a whole bunch of backed up $20, $20 up in here, what I'm going to do is go ahead and start with the show with $20, $20.
And, of course, Coomer Sanders is over here saying, you know, get on with the donos jeweler.
Well, I hope that it's, you know, I hope there's nothing nefarious or disgusting or any of that crap happening in any of these donos.
That's all I got to say.
But let's go ahead and take the first one here.
It all goes down from here.
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
Hold on, wait a minute.
Hold on.
What is this?
All right.
Once again, this is the first dono.
The name of the person is all downhill from here.
So let me go ahead and let's just take a look at this.
Is the first $20, $20 dono of the evening here?
Let's take a look at this.
What is this?
We're making calls here.
I'm going to go ahead and take my first caller.
508 area code on the ghost show.
What's going on?
Hello.
Hello.
What's that?
You're on the ghost show right now.
This is my first show.
I'm sorry.
I think I called the wrong number.
I'm sorry.
You called the wrong number.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Are you sure?
You sound like one of these feminized men we're talking about this evening.
No kidding.
I'm sorry.
I think I called the wrong number.
Are you sure?
Well, what do you think about the feminist movement?
Well, I don't know much about girls.
You don't know much about girls?
Well, it's obvious by the feminized vernacular.
But I just want to know your opinion.
Do you think the feminist movement is contributing anything to society?
Well, hold on, pause this.
The feminist movement is a little bit more.
Hold on, pause this.
Who the hell's the Marshall Burns?
How about some Wings of Redemption for the challenge?
Dude, nobody gives a flying fuck about Wings of Redemption, you fucking chubbified, goddamn fetished heaven son of a bitch.
Jesus Christ.
Now, for all those that don't know, this was the first show I ever conducted back in 2008.
It was called True Conservative Radio.
And of course, you know, everybody knows me as Ghost.
They've known me as Ghost for a long time on these internets.
And that was the actual first call.
What you're listening to is the actual first call I have ever conducted on the show.
So that's what you're listening to for all the folks that are having a little bit of confusion on what they're listening to.
So let's play a little bit more of it here.
Movement.
I mean, haven't you noticed the 1960s Gloria Steinem feminist movement?
That's what we're talking about this evening.
You're on the air right now.
Well, I'm not that old.
I'm only 22.
You're only 22.
Yeah.
Okay.
Now, when you were in public school, let me ask you, were you told to be politically correct?
Were you emphasized political correctness in public education?
I went to parochial school.
You went to Pinocchio School?
Is that what you said?
Hey, hold on, pause this.
What is this now?
Hey, we've got Sunburst Unicorn.
Canadian incels are now terrorists.
Go figure.
Well, you know, there's, you know, Canadians got a lot of problems.
Let's put it that way.
Have you seen their humor?
That's all I got to say.
Anyway, let's play a little bit more of this here.
I understand, okay.
So, let me ask you.
I'm trying to call my friend, okay?
You're trying to call your friend.
You got a thousand people listening to you right now, my man.
I'm sorry.
Hello.
Now, you see, folks, that's exactly what I'm talking about.
I mean, this is a 22-year-old young man here, all right?
We're just asking him a few questions, and the guy is so pussified, he can't even stand up and say anything.
I mean, this is what I'm talking about.
This is the feminization, the pussification of the American male.
I called it.
Notice the feminized vernacular in that young man.
And I really don't mean to pick on that young man, but he happened to have called up.
But this is exactly what I'm talking about.
Men aren't standing up and being men anymore.
They're not sounding off like they got a pair because their pair is in their goddamn wife's purse.
I called it.
I called it.
I called it back then.
Oh, Mr. Albin, you sounded very different before you had prostate cancer.
Oh, prostate cancer.
Menny in the corner of my mind when I only had to visit you two times a week.
That was, what was it?
That was back in 2008.
What's your let's say, by the way, Nurse Jessica, fuck you.
But as I stated, this was back in 2008, and that was a long time ago, boy.
We're in 2020 now, and it sounds like I was right on the money when it came to criticizing the feminist movement.
All right, let's play a little bit more of that right there.
All right?
Play a little bit more.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
Give us a call down here.
We're taking calls.
Like I said, we're talking about the feminist movement and how it's ruining society.
And let me elaborate a little bit more on that.
You know, everybody, every time I attempt to facilitate any type of debate on the feminist movement, automatically, like I said, I'm called every name in the book: woman hater, chauvinist, jerk off.
I mean, I get things told about my family.
I get besmirched.
And why is that?
All I'm doing is trying to attempt to facilitate some sort of debate.
So I want.
I just want to provide some discourse on this subject.
That's what I've always wanted.
But there is no discourse.
You can't question it.
You want to know why?
Because that's authoritarian communism, my friend.
Authoritarian communism.
The Subliminal Prostitute Theory00:15:33
I don't care which one.
Didn't I call it a long time ago?
24669.
And hey, Coomi Sanders with a diamond.
While you weren't always an old-sounding queer, yeah, fuck you, man.
4869.
All right.
Give me a call.
I called what was happening here today.
I said this was going to come to pass.
13 years ago.
And these things have come up.
Got all passed.
Implemented the absolute pussification of the American male.
And if you talk to a male under the age of 30 in America, they sound like they popped out of the ass crack of Ricky Martin.
It's the truth.
I mean, they're just, you know, feminized vernacular.
Feminine features, feminine features and their physical attributes.
Now that's common amongst young men.
Now that's common.
The woman's appetite and has turned the modern-day American woman into a subliminal prostitute.
Yeah, that's right.
I said I said subliminal prostitute.
That's what the average everyday woman is nowadays.
And you know something?
It's not subliminal anymore.
Now you've got women that are selling their asses on these OnlyFans.com pages and chatterbait.
I feel sorry for young men that are going to have to pallet that their future wives partook in this kind of pornographic activity just so that they can get a couple of bucks from a few fucking sick-ass simps.
I mean, I'm not even joking around.
I mean, this was 13 years ago that this was my first show.
True Conservative Radio, number one.
First one right here.
I don't need to make blanketed statements because I've come across a lot of people, females especially, that still believe in saving the American family.
They still believe that the American family is something to work for, to believe in.
I come across a lot of conservative women who take care of their children, who were there installing that instinctive motherly instinct on her children so that they can be raised properly.
Now, let me get back to this subliminal prostitute thing.
The reason I believe that women have turned into subliminal prostitutes is just by simple observation.
It's no coincidence that there's a direct correlation between a man losing his job and a divorce.
Haven't you noticed that?
Why is that?
Why is there a direct correlation between a man losing his job and divorce?
And let me give you another example.
Average male today, all right, who wants to attract a female.
They got to buy the $50,000 car.
They got to get a $3,000 suit, $20,000 watch, and any other materialistic widgets, not because they're appeasing their own materialistic needs, because it attracts women.
I'm telling you.
And that, by the very prostitution, however you want to look at it.
Subliminal prostitution.
Now it's blatant.
Now it's goddamn blatant prostitution.
I mean, as you can see in today's America and today's world.
And Kumi Sanders has dropped another dime and said, if Ghost got pussy, he wouldn't be here for nine.
Dude, fuck you, asshole, all right?
I've got a wife, you fucking idiot.
Sit there and shut your mouth.
I'm going to play a couple of more minutes of this because it's a little bit reminiscent.
I mean, right now in my head, I'm hearing the song, Mamories, in the corner of my mind.
This was Ghost 13 years ago.
This was my first show, True Conservative Radio, 2008.
And I said these things were coming to pass.
And by God, take a look at 2020 today.
It has come to pass.
Play a little bit more of it for Christ's sake.
That's what the mind woman is today because of the feminist movement.
And this is what Gloria Steinem wanted?
Gloria Steinem should be ashamed of herself.
She's not because she's a CIA agent.
I mean, look at the modern-day population.
What the hell is this?
Do you like EDM?
It's all right, okay?
It's okay.
I wouldn't gloat about it.
Esriel, you sound very youthful here.
Well, let me tell you something.
All right, first of all, I was 13 years ago.
Secondly, I've had a lot of goddamn shows since then, and I've been screaming my lungs out, trying to spark synapses in the brains of people that are listening.
And I don't know, maybe it's for not.
Maybe I've ruined my vocal cords, and now I sound like a fucking, you know, I don't know, some kind of cigarette-smoking fucking gas bag.
But either way, I tried.
What is this?
I wasn't MGTOW in 2008.
2008 MGTOW ghost.
I wasn't MGTOW.
I was telling how it was that women are just now becoming subliminal prostitutes.
Look at this.
Women are stinky holes.
Feminism inspired my name, especially the women's cattle drive.
Yeah, that's exactly right.
The Million Woman March, where they're out there dressing up as vaginas.
I think that's the most ironic thing about feminists, whenever they get together, especially during the Million Woman March, they dress up in vagina costumes.
They've got vagina hats, and yet they don't want to be objectified, right?
Right?
They don't want to be objectified.
Ghost, your take on those picky sandbags eating Mexican food was fucking hilarious.
So, in the spirit of humor, they are eating gelato.
The old man is a fellow sage of butter himself.
Well, we'll take a look at that when we come to you.
They're noble savage.
Thank you very much.
Jokes aside, you called it right before it hit.
Here's another $5 as appreciation to the host's long informative career.
Let's pray and hope the future is more brighter.
I hope so.
Cheers, man bear.
Thank you, Marshall Bernsey.
I definitely hope so.
Very optimistic words.
Thank you very much.
And of course, here's Kumi Sanders with another diamond ghost sequel, Scuff Jew Incel.
Yeah, whatever, you fucking idiot.
All right, look, one more minute of old ghosts, and then we're going to move on.
By God, I can't believe it.
2008, this was my first show.
My first show I ever did.
Your fiancé Knowles, what a piece of trash that is.
Hold on, pause this.
I mean, if you listen to it, pause it.
Take this donation as if it's a video donation and use the time to instead cover the markets or seek that you'd like to talk about.
Take a look at Mike Tok.
Everyone who has been requesting serious topics, here you go.
Thank you very much to Mike over here.
When we get to My Cox Dona, we're doing some serious issue talk.
If you marry an American woman, you will have to settle with a whore who is drowning in debt.
Might be time to marry a foreigner.
Anytime I've shown a second or third world female foreigner what Western feminism is, they are always shocked and disgusted.
I have to agree with Annan here.
I think that many young men would find themselves going a little bit better if they take a look at women outside the United States.
Okay?
Now, I don't want to discuss that in heavy discussion right now, but I think it's starting to look like a better option than trying to find yourself a wholesome woman in America or in Western civilization for that matter.
Anyway, let's listen to one more minute of old ghosts from 2008 here.
Listen to this female's music.
I mean, what does it say?
I mean, I think in one of her songs it says, you can pay all of my bills.
You can pay my telephone bills or then maybe we can chill.
I mean, what kind of message is that sending to our youth?
Whatever happened to love and romance and building a family, being together and raising children.
It's gone.
No, no.
Nowadays, because of the feminist movement, you've got women shitting out about four or five kids from four or five different fathers.
They're having four or five different divorces, but hey, that's okay.
It's woman liberation.
It's woman liberation.
It's disgusting, and we need to get back to the moral ethos of society.
The sooner we get back and gain some integrity in society, the sooner we will see the social ills rid itself.
That's the truth.
64669.
And, you know, I always feel bad for putting that caller on the spot.
Obviously, he was, you know, calling his lover or calling a friend of his or something.
But, you know, prime example.
22 years old.
Sounds fruitier than a box of fruit loops.
And he didn't even have enough gall or testicular fortitude to get on a telephone and talk on the air over here.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, pause this.
All right.
Thank you very much to the guy who donated this.
And it all went downhill from here is the name.
Are you saying that my show went downhill from this point on?
Let me tell you something.
I've been very consistent with what I've discussed on this broadcast.
And you all know it.
So don't give me that crap.
And by the way, I got to put some lemons into the treasure chest for all the folks that are listening in out here.
So let me see if I can put in 2,000 lemons into the treasure chest.
Everybody ready?
There it is.
2,000 lemons added to the treasure chest.
And look, I'm looking at the chat room right now, and people are perplexed because I sounded a lot younger back then.
Yeah, that was 13 years ago, boy.
That was before I had come across all you goddamn troll terrorists and cyber vermin that have made me scream out my lungs for Christ's sake that you people have permanently damaged.
I mean, just doing this broadcast has done tremendous damage to myself mentally, physically, my health, etc.
And does anybody give a shit?
Absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
But let me tell you something.
I believe that we need to bring back the traditional American family.
And the sooner we do that, the better off we're going to be.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
You know what?
Let's take a call or two and see if anybody's got anything to say about this shit.
How about that?
Put it on, engineer.
We're going to go ahead and take a call or two here.
Let's see who the hell we have here.
How about let's take a number.
All right.
How about 816 radio graffiti?
Oh, Jesus.
We already got Helen Keller deaf mutes.
Are you?
Hey, hello, are you?
Are you there?
Yeah, I'm here.
Can you hear me?
Yeah, what's going on?
Hey, it's Horatio Nelson.
I didn't expect to be the first caller.
Hey, just wanted to say thanks a lot for doing all the shit for Vappy.
We all appreciate it.
We raised $24,000.
And yeah, that's about it.
I didn't think of anything because I didn't think to be first.
So I'm going to hit this weed and keep watching the show.
All right.
Hey, thank you, Horatio Nelson.
And we'll get to your video, which is going to be Chad's Choice here in just a few minutes.
All right.
Look at it.
You hear Horatio Nelson?
He's sitting there hitting it, letting make sure it hits the brain, baby.
It hits the brain.
Thank you, Horatio Nelson.
And once again, R.I.P. Vappy Vap, for all those folks that remember.
Anyway, let's continue here.
Let's take some more callers.
Let's take another number here.
How about 650 Radio Graffiti?
Angeltronic Radio Graffiti.
Thank you, Jones.
I like to introduce you.
Meet SpongeBob.
Hi, ghost.
It's me, SpongeBob, again.
Wow.
Like you're talking about the angeltronic TC.
We need about a ghost ran eat wheelchair.
Just let yourself, so swear.
And Jewish, that's how he's talking about.
What did you think about it?
Okay, but not alika.
Do make me favor, ghosts.
You are a dumbo-techist Jewish suckers.
Get this shit out of here.
Get this shit off the fucking line.
You see, first of all, I didn't mean for this to be radio graffiti.
My bad.
I just, it's an instantaneous response whenever I take calls, you know, radio graffiti, that sort of thing.
Anyway, whoever the hell made that, you're a piece of shit.
And look, the whole reason why I'm having this early in the broadcast is hoping that I can get some serious callers out here that can actually give us some fucking insight.
You know?
Oh, look at it.
Ann and Philly, $50 bill.
$50 bill.
$50 bill.
Wait, hold on.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Wait, hold on just a second.
Ann and Philly, what the fuck?
This dono is to negate Mike Hawks.
Continue with the video Donnos.
No serious talk.
No serious.
I can't.
Dude, come on.
Come on, dude.
You can't do that.
You can't be doing that shit.
Jesus Christ.
You see, this is the kind of shit I get.
This is the kind of thanks I get for doing this broadcast.
Now you people think that you can throw money at me, like I'm some fucking stupid slut whore on the street fucking pulling up my goddamn skirt showing my wares and I'm supposed to just be fucking out.
Yeah, just doing whatever.
I'm supposed to be, dude.
Jesus Christ, you guys are lucky.
I'm even taking calls here and you guys are sitting here talking shit.
All right look, I'll take another call later.
You guys are being a bunch of milky liquors.
Can we get to the next $20 20 bucker dono here?
All right, the next one is by, SEGA is best console.
Okay, depends on what console you're talking about.
I think that the Dreamcast most underrated, the most underrated console, but at the same time, you can't forget about Sega Saturn.
I think Sega Saturn was ahead of its time.
Who do?
We got here we got dementia 2020 with a damn diamond.
How can I capitalize on blue chips?
It's not very hard, dude.
All right, it's not.
It's not hard and I'll get to it in just a second.
Thank you for the diamond, but we're getting to this next $20 20 bucker dono.
SEGA is best console.
So let's see what the hell they've got for us here.
Put the piece.
Oh wait, hold on.
What is this, my cock.
It's now 50 and one cent versus 50.
Serious discussion is still on.
Oh, all right, all right look look look, calm down with that shit.
Okay, thank you, my cock, thank you.
And in Philly, everybody just calm down with that shit.
Jesus Christ, come on man, come on, Jesus Christ.
Anyway, can we get to the Dono?
SEGA is BEST Console.
Hold on, we gotta get Bonsy buddy here.
I, for one, approve of early radio graffiti video.
Donos are taking up too much time on the show.
Uh well well we, we're taking calls, we're doing damn videos, everything's gonna be all right.
All right, calm down everybody, just calm down.
Second Quarter Market Reaction00:16:10
Jesus Christ, man.
And here's Frank, especially when there are many, many of them, this guy is an absolute Chad.
Skip to 351.
All right, i'll take a look at it here.
Here's Luna Pony.
Can I be your little slut ghost?
I squirt for you.
All right look, we're gonna get to the next Dono here.
Everybody, just calm down.
SEGA is BEST Console, requested this, so let's take a look at it.
Here it is.
What is this?
This better not be what.
I think it is man.
Quick aftermath, SEGA, Saturn MIX.
I hate these kinds of things.
I'm gonna be honest with you, Jesus Christ, you know, that's another thing about these damn video, donos man.
You see, you people are sick.
All right.
All right, we took it off, hopefully in time.
We took it off Jesus.
Who the fuck did that?
Who in the fuck did that?
You fucking sick pieces of fucking shit.
All right, dude.
Look, my apologies for all those folks.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Ghost keep it going.
The rest of us prefer some good discussion.
Well, thank you very much.
You like the Donnos or Autists who are so easily amused.
I do appreciate it, you guys.
You know, we've got people trying to sabotage the show.
Change of pace, ghost.
Well, thank you, Sunburst Unit Unicorn.
I appreciate it.
All right, tell you what.
Since that asshole did that, I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to talk a little serious talk since you people want to be a bunch of jerk dicks and try to, you know, I don't know, try to get me off the air or something, which I don't really fucking appreciate whatsoever.
I don't appreciate whatsoever.
So what we're going to do here is we're going to talk a little bit of serious talk here, and I want to talk a little bit about the markets, okay?
I'm talking a little bit about the markets.
It's Taco Tuesday.
Yeah, Sonata Dust.
You're damn right.
It's Taco Tuesday.
Now, let me get to the markets here.
Because I know everybody's asking, Ghost, when the hell do I invest?
It's a very helter-skelter type of market.
And the reason it is, folks, is because you've got optimism coming into the investment community because you've got America opening itself up.
America is opening itself up.
You see, look at Tub Guy over here.
I want markets.
I need a solid gold bathtub so I can seduce you into it.
All right.
Well, we don't need to go that far there, Tub Guy.
Take about 10 steps away from my fucking butt crack with that talk.
All right.
Anyway, as I was suggesting, folks, you have to, in the recent weeks, as America has slowly opened up, all right?
Docs the prolapsed anus donor.
No, dude, I don't want to get into that drama, dude.
All right.
I don't want to get into that fucking drama.
So everybody just save the drama for Obama or your mama.
All right.
We're going to talk a little bit about some markets here.
Now, as I've stated, as America slowly started opening up, you have a lot of optimism in the investment community.
That's why you've seen some days up about 400 points and some days down about 200 to 300 points.
Folks, as we start getting data from the second quarter, that's when you're going to have a very reactionary type of an environment in the investment community.
And we're going to start seeing second quarter numbers.
Well, what is this?
Happy birthday, Flamenco.
Birthday boy in charge of the Bi Curious boys.
Jesus Christ.
10 steps away from Ghost's butt crack out of the city.
All right, yeah, the Buy Curious Boys, for Christ's sake.
Look, look, I'm talking about the market, okay?
If you listen a little bit, you won't have to be BiCurious because you can get whatever the hell you want because you could pay for it.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Jesus Christ, as I was stating, second quarter comes around July, okay?
And that's coming around the corner.
As the negative data continues to come out from this point forward to July, we're going to see a major contraction.
Okay?
We're going to see a major contraction.
And what the hell is this, Piss Goblin?
Fun fact, the Sega Saturn rendered polygons as quads instead of triangles.
It literally just 2D textured sprites that warped into 3D models.
It's very interesting, especially watching footage of Tomb Raider with no sprite warping.
Well, look at Piss Goblin knowing a thing or two about a thing or two about gaming.
Look at that shit.
Anyway, as I was suggesting, folks, right now, I would stay out of the market from now until July, with the exception, with the exception of investing in the essential businesses that were opened during the quarantine.
And the Pet Mexican, please donate to the Pet Mexican Foundation if you want to hear serious.
Get the fuck out of here, you fucking stupid idiot.
Anyway, as I was suggesting, folks, no investing until July.
And if you are going to invest in anything, I would strongly advise those businesses that were essential, that were kept open during the quarantine.
And I'm talking about the Walmarts, the Costco's, you know, Domino's Pizza, you know, these places that are going to show a better than expected earning in the second quarter.
And the reason they're going to show better than expected earning, because they were the only fucking thing open.
So in my personal opinion, these are the only businesses that are open for investment at this time.
LMAO, Sonata Dusk, and Sunburst are names of MLP characters.
Oh, great.
Sonata loves tacos, so that's why she showed up today, I guess.
Okay, great.
Control names like that.
Yay, spaghetti.
Yay, we get it.
And somebody's saying essential businesses are already at their peak price.
Camonga Strikes, Happy Taco Tuesday.
Thank you.
Let me explain something to you about that, okay?
They're going to get even bigger on their price range, on their value, because you're going to see nothing but negative numbers on the GDP end, on the employment numbers, on payroll.
I mean, every number that's going to come in in the second quarter is going to be very negative.
So what's going to happen when these companies that were essential businesses post profits in a very negative quarter is that you're going to have investors flocking towards those essential businesses that are posting better than expected earnings in the second quarter.
And that's going to make you a very interesting profit if you want my personal opinion.
So right now, folks, once again, the only thing I'd be investing in right now is essential businesses.
And I know there's people saying that they're pretty high right now.
They're going to get even higher once they post better than expected earnings.
They're going to be the only ones in the second quarter with better than expected earnings.
You understand?
There are many, many of them.
Start at 5.30.
This is how trials are done in VRC.
All right.
Well, thank you very much.
I appreciate it.
Everybody just calm down on the donos, please.
Doug McMillan, thank you very much.
All right.
Anyway, let's get to the Dow Jones Industrial today.
What is this?
Vice Chairman, Fried Rice now.
This is where filthy capitalist Dono's got you, fat man, a prolapsed fat American.
All right, yeah, okay, we get it, dude.
Look, we took it off.
And I don't appreciate you fucking people for doing it.
Shout out to the Clintons.
Fatty, fat, fat man, fat.
All right, fuck off.
All right, you China virus-carrying piece of shit.
Anyway, as I was stating, folks, okay, let's get to the Dow Jones Industrial.
Right now, it is down today, 390.51 points for the Dow, a percentage decrease on 1.59% on the day.
What is it?
Won't states opening cause short-term spikes?
I would think we'd have till July to adjust to make short-term profits.
And do you think crypto will shoot up after July when the market shits itself on your own?
Well, I'm not too sure because cryptocurrency right now is starting to steadily rise in value because investors don't know what the hell to put their money in.
You've got a lot of people going to gold and silver, but gold and silver can only save a portfolio so much.
So investors are starting to look to cryptocurrency as a means of hedging against any potential losses that are going to come their way come second quarter.
And by the way, Tub Guy, you have to understand, just because states opened up early doesn't mean that anything's going to meet the expectations of the second quarter.
There was a lot of business time that was permanently shut down.
Bro, shut the fuck up.
He's talking about the fucking markets, you dumb fucking nigger fodder.
You're going to be sitting in a rotted cardboard box sucking cock for anime porn, and you're going to wish you'd have been paying attention.
Fuck Trans Abusal.
Thank you, Esriel.
Thank you very much.
Here's Peppermint Swirl.
There's a reason why Ghost changed the name of his show from True Capitalist Radio to The Ghost Show.
Got something to say, you statist?
Statist?
Now I'm a statist.
I'm sitting over here trying to shoot pearls at you folks about the goddamn markets, and now I'm a goddamn statist.
Look, all I'm simply stating is that if you're in America, you've got a certain economic environment that you have to follow.
And now that you have not just the Federal Reserve printing money like it's going out of style, but now that you've got the government adding $3 trillion, over $3 trillion in debt added to the national deficit in the name of COVID-19, the value of our dollar is being depleted as days go by.
And if the value of our dollar is depleted, you've got to move your money.
You've got to move your money into things that could potentially increase in value or at least at the very minimum not decrease in value.
So that's why everybody that's out here, you know, thinking that they know everything, they don't factor in factors like the Federal Reserve printing money at the wazoo, deflating and basically devaluing the dollar.
The government that is spending over $3 trillion, you know, that we spent over $3 trillion in a couple of months.
And all the American taxpayer got was a measly $1,200 deposited in their fucking bank account.
$1,200.
Where in the hell did the other part of that $3 trillion, over $3 trillion, where the hell did it all go?
It went into the corporations and the nonprofits that fund these stupid little people in Washington, D.C.
It is no coincidence, folks, that in this so-called pandemic, in this so-called dangerous environment in which we had to put people into prisoners in their own home and forced private businesses to shut down.
It's no coincidence that our politicians don't give two rats' asses about the American people and instead saved those who donate to their campaign contribution accounts.
And what everybody should be fucking pissed off about is that we, as the American taxpayer, have been fleeced of yet more of our money.
We have been fleeced more of our money.
Where did all the over $3 trillion go?
Because all you all got was a measly $1,200.
I mean, I've already told you where some of it went.
$9 billion went to Harvard.
$25 billion went to the Kennedy Center.
I was under the impression earnings estimates for the second quarter were released on July 30th.
Could speculation make the market dip sooner?
Are jobs reports released before this day?
Yes.
Yes, they are.
That's what I'm saying, Tub Guy, that we're going to be seeing a lot of economic data that's going to have a reactionary effect on the stock market.
You're going to have payrolls being released by ADP.
You're going to have the durable goods, durable goods numbers that are going to come out before the second quarter.
You're going to have employment numbers that are already coming out and having an effect on the market.
You're going to have GDP numbers.
Dude, we're going to see a GDP that we have never seen before in our life.
We're going to see a GDP that's minus 25%.
And that's unheard of.
And I'm very interested to see on what the reaction is of the stock market in that particular time.
In my opinion, I think it's going to have a very negative effect.
That's why I'm sitting on the sidelines with liquid waiting to go in when this reactionary type effect happens in the stock market.
All right.
I mean, there's going to be numbers that are going to come in that are going to affect the market that is going to be before the actual earnings postings of any kind of corporation in the second quarter.
But as I stated, sorry about that.
Plus, I stated, folks, the second quarter, more than at least 85% of the damn companies are going to post negative numbers in the second quarter.
The only difference is, is that those that were essential businesses are not just going to post better than expected earnings, they're going to post even more than better than expected earnings.
It is going to be a tremendous increase in profitability for essential businesses.
And you're going to see investors flock to that green.
They're going to flock to those numbers because everybody's going to want to know where the hell to put their money.
So like I said, folks, I would be really cautious about investing in anything right now outside of essential businesses.
And once the second quarter comes into play, we're in some serious business.
Okay.
We're in some serious business.
Are we effing here?
Are we effing?
Hello, there's a blip in the side.
We got a blip here.
Hello, testies.
Testies one, two, testies.
Anyway, folks.
And what is his pettis?
Especially when there are many, many of them.
Since you like Ricardo Milo so much.
All right.
Yeah, whatever, dude.
Whatever.
Anyway, once again, folks, be on the lookout for the second quarter.
That's when dramatic decreases in the stock market are going to happen and dramatic increases in essential businesses are going to happen.
So cheers to all those that are listening, and I hope this helps you folks.
Right now, the Dow Jones is at 24,206.86 points.
Remember, you know, we were about to hit 30,000 points there for a second.
So we've got a lot of people holding the bag from about 29,000 downward.
Same thing with the S ⁇ P. S ⁇ P right now is at 2,922.94 points.
And the NASDAQ, which is the only thing that's been fledgling outside the, because let's be honest, most tech businesses are going to flourish in the coming quarter because what were people doing in quarantine?
What else was there to do in quarantine besides go out, go to your Facebook, go to your Twitter account, go to YouTube, go to any public company that is used on a massive scale on the internet, Amazon, et cetera.
These are going to be very, very lucrative if they're not already being sought after.
As you can see, now NASDAQ is at 9,185.11.
So tech is going to be a big winner as it relates to the second quarter as well, because what else was everybody doing?
Stacey Abrams and Joe Biden00:15:27
What else was everybody doing?
Anyway, that's a little bit of the financial markets here.
And let me get to a couple of things in the news since people want to know a little bit about what I'm discussing as it relates to the news.
First and foremost, one thing I want to show you guys, which I think is hilarious, is Joe Biden completely dissing Stacey Abrams as a potential vice presidential candidate.
I don't know if y'all saw this.
I've got to show it.
It is fucking hilarious.
So let me set this up really fast.
All right, for all those that don't know, Stacey Abrams is this fat Oprah Winfrey lookalike that attempted to run for governor in Georgia, lost the governor's race, insisted that she was still the governor because of, I don't know, racism or something.
But anyway, this woman, for whatever reason, has been put on a fucking pedestal as being the great black hope as it relates to Democrat politics.
Now, the reason I'm going to show you this is because you've got to see this.
It is the most hilarious shit I've ever seen in my life.
Here it is, the moment Stacey Abrams realizes that she ain't going to be the VP.
Take a look at the constipated look on this broad face.
Put the PC shot on.
Take a listen to this.
I want to begin this with a question to Joe Biden because Stacey Abrams is here because Joe Biden invited Stacy Abrams to be here.
And so, Mr. Vice President, do you have an announcement to make?
Is this an audition?
Is there what is the reason that you decided it's time for me to get on TV with Stacey Abrams?
Well, because Stacey Abrams has done more to deal with the fair vote and making sure there is a fair vote than anybody.
And she has a great, great capacity to explain things and lay out exactly why it's going to be so critically important in this election.
This president's already said when they put in the stimulus package that Congress first passed.
When Joe Biden doesn't announce that she's the vice president, look at that black man.
I'm not following the public.
Oh, no, he didn't.
Well, no repository, something to that effect.
He's made it clear.
This is a guy who's saying that he's going to defund the post office from being able to do it.
This motherfucking didn't.
Stacy knows what she's doing.
And Michigan, also known as the most hated person in the world.
Oh, yeah.
There's Tub Guy.
Tub Guy is alluding to the fact that now Joe Biden, that was funny, though, by the way.
Did y'all see the constipated look on Stacey Abrams' face?
This bitch thought that she was going to be announced the vice president on this MSNBC program.
And that bitch literally figured right after Joe Biden said, well, she's going to help get out the vote.
She just started looking like that.
No, that motherfucking didn't.
And more to what Tub Guy just donated.
He said that now you've got Joe Biden considering that totalitarian bitch, Whitmer, who is the governor of Michigan, who has been so totalitarian in her approach with these goddamn quarantine rules that she has her state going rogue against her.
And thank God.
All right.
Thank God for Christ's sake.
And as a result, folks, for whatever reason, Joe Biden, and I'm assuming that I guess she, you know, they're considering Whitmer because she's a woman.
She's fairly attractive.
I don't know.
But taking a look at her repertoire of governing, it is disgusting and filthy.
And no one is going to want any kind of government that was totalitarian as many of the Democrat states were during this whole quarantine shutdown.
You even got people from California, notables like Elon Musk and Joe Rogan claiming that they're going to move to Texas because of the totalitarianism that's being implemented on them by LA County and California.
And, you know, this is, if anything comes out of this whole COVID-19 thing, I think what comes out of it is that liberals realize that they don't really want to be liberal anymore.
You know what I mean?
You know, they don't really want to be liberal.
They don't want to have some stupid bitch like Whitmer or some asshole like that fat guy who's the governor of Illinois, who, even though he's sitting here dictating these draconian type rules to the people of Illinois, he's put his fucking wife and his family out in some fucking farm in Wisconsin.
I mean, it is just hypocritical, dude.
It is just hypocritical.
All right.
And that's all there is to it.
By the way, before I move on, did y'all hear that Trump announced that he has taken hydroxychloroquine as a means of preventing any kind of COVID-19 onset?
And I know that for whatever reason, you have Nancy Plastic Face Pelosi in the mainstream media trying to demonize hydroxychloroquine because of, I really don't know why.
I have no idea.
I think they want more people to suffer.
But according to world doctors, they have concluded that hydroxychloroquine is the best treatment for COVID-19.
As a matter of fact, it was the governor of Las Vegas that tried to ban hydroxychloroquine on his state.
Meanwhile, he himself was trying to hoard massive amounts of hydroxychloroquine for himself and his family.
So this goes to show you what type of sick-ass individuals Democrats are given the opportunity to become totalitarian.
I thought these leftists wanted Trump dead.
Now all of a sudden they're concerned about his health.
Of course, Tub guy, of course.
Because they're trying to do whatever it takes to demonize Trump, considering that their guy, the Democrats guy running for president for 2020, is a complete and utter basket case.
He's a senile old geriatric that can barely muster up the thought process to talk about what he actually feels.
Okay, so, I mean, this is why they're trying to do whatever it takes to demonize Trump just so that they can make their guy look or not even not even look less damaging, but just trying to negate the guy altogether.
You notice they're putting Joe Biden in a closet and they're making sure that nobody goes in season.
And what not want, Judge Dropped the Diamond, said, Callie sucks.
Let's all move to Texas and vote blue.
That doesn't even make any sense.
Why the hell would you want to move to Texas so you could turn Texas into California, which is what you don't want to begin with?
Given the authority to totalitarian Democrats.
Stupid.
It's fucking stupid.
It is fucking dumb, for Christ's sake.
And oh yeah, by the way, let me tell y'all one more thing.
In the day of the Me Too movement, okay, and with all the damaging evidence that shows that Joe Biden sexually assaulted and groped children and women online.
I really do hope that the states and companies open back up soon.
Well, they're opening up in Texas.
I needed to order a toy from them and they're currently out.
Okay, whatever, you idiot.
All right.
We're opening up in Texas.
Bars open this Friday in Texas, which I'm looking forward to, by the way.
But anyway, we have all seen the footage of Joe Biden groping children and groping women all over the internet.
Well, take a look at this.
All right.
Put the PC shot on.
Joe Biden bragged about nearly being arrested for following lovely women.
Can you believe this?
I mean, do you understand how fucking off and idiotic and geriatric and demented this idiot is?
I mean, how many more mulligans are they going to give this guy for fucking rape and groping and sexually abusing?
I mean, look at this.
Former Vice President Joe Biden once bragged about nearly being arrested for chasing a lovely group of women into an all-female dormitory in his youth.
I mean, do you see what I'm saying here?
These are Democrats right here.
These are Democrats.
Remember when they chastised poor Brett Kavanaugh during his hearing on whether or not he was going to be a Supreme Court justice?
I mean, here they are.
They're out here believing some neurotic nutcase with no type of proof whatsoever, claiming that Kavanaugh had abused her back when she was a fucking loose loosey teen.
And here we have evidence.
We've got documented evidence.
There's video evidence.
Here you have fucking Joe Biden admitting that he was a stalker.
And yet, where's the Me Too movement?
Huh?
On the contrary, you've got fucking dumbasses like Lady Gaga and Alicia Milano sitting over here trying to dust up, trying to, you know, brush under the table all these allegations that are coming up against Joe Biden.
You know, so this, I mean, all these allegations, all the documented proof that Joe Biden is a sicko is just completely being ignored.
Unfucking believable.
Unfucking believable.
Anyway, that's a little bit of some serious content.
If you want to know about anything else specific, go ahead and give me a Texas speech.
Let me know.
But let me take another couple of callers here before we get to another dono.
How about that?
Let me take another couple of callers here.
How about 646?
What's going on?
Hey, what's up, Marshall?
How you doing, dude?
I'm doing good, man.
Just finished up a test today for political science.
Did pretty well on it.
And then I'm just finishing up a speech for tomorrow.
It's the last week of college.
And after that, I'm just going to fucking, well, you know what?
I got to find out what to do.
Well, at least you've got some time off for college.
Let me ask you, what do you think about the current state of the Democrats, considering that I believe you live in a Democratic state?
Oh, yeah.
You know, I'm already just looking at all this, and we've already talked about it so many times.
They're destroying themselves, and wherever they're going, you know, you're seeing these fucking idiots in chat.
I saw some dude fucking spam and turn Texas Blue.
You know, that's how fucking stupid these fucking idiots is.
Idiots are.
They're voting not because of policies or all this stuff.
You want to know why they're voting?
They're voting because of bragging rights.
They're voting because I voted for like a woman candidate.
I'm fucking, I'm a good person.
I mean, I hate to say that you're correct in that because a lot of people, the reason they're voting is for virtue signaling purposes exclusively.
Yeah.
Let me tell you this.
I think it's clear to know.
You know, people voted for Obama mostly because he was black.
Well, I think that goes without saying.
I always call Barack Obama the affirmative action president.
I mean, I was there when I had family members sitting down in my goddamn Christmas and Thanksgiving tables trying to tell me why Barack Obama should be elected president.
Oh my God, if we elect Obama, Europe will be less hostile towards us and we'll get rid of racism in America.
I mean, do you remember that shit?
Well, I don't know if you remember that shit.
I do.
Yeah.
Well, anyway, thank you very much there, Marshall.
You want to give any shout out to anybody?
No.
All right.
Well, thank you very much, Marshall.
I appreciate it, man.
Anyway, once again, we're taking callers in the midst of doing video donos.
So we're trying to make everybody happy here.
All right.
That's what we're trying to do here on the Go Show.
So let's go ahead and get to the next video dono.
Hold on.
What is this?
Sad state of affairs.
What do you think about the new Epstein Doc series that is going to be on Netflix at the end of the month?
I don't trust anything on Netflix.
Some of his friends aren't in jail.
Let me tell you something.
I don't trust anything on Netflix because Netflix was the same fucking piece of shit company that gave the Obamas $200 or $300 million so that they can make stupid ass fucking content for them.
You remember the first movie that they made?
You've met Barack Obama.
Now meet Barry.
I mean, they're blatantly telling you, idiots, that Barack Obama wasn't even a real person.
All right.
I mean, the whole time Barack Obama's been alive, he's been known as Barry Satoro.
And then miraculously, as he's running for president, he's Barack Obama.
It's a joke.
I wouldn't trust anything Netflix does.
As a matter of fact, I don't even like Dave Chappelle anymore because he finally figured out, after trying to pretend he had a backbone by denying that $50 million contract with Comedy Central, 10 years later, Dave Chappelle finds it very convenient to collect another $150 or whatever, $100 million, whatever it was, to suck Satan's cock and do whatever he's doing now for Netflix.
I don't even like fucking Dave Chappelle because of that shit.
All right, Netflix sucks a cock with it.
That's all I got to say.
Anyway, let's get to the next video dono here.
It's by Horatio Nelson.
Horatio Nelson said, here's another one here.
Especially when there are many, many of them.
Some content for your Manchild butt stalkers.
Yeah, no shit.
Hopefully it's decent content.
Let's put it that way.
Anyway, Horatio Nelson said, we just heard him on the call-ins as well.
He said, my dentist sent me $80 check.
So have an early dono.
I don't know if this will show up Tuesday or what, but cheers.
GX in the chat.
Chat's choice.
One, two, or three.
Okay.
So Horatio Nelson has given the chat the opportunity to choose one, two, or three on which one I'm going to choose to air as a video dono.
So what does everybody think?
What does everybody think?
One, two, or three.
We got threes here.
Oh, great.
Black ghost.
Fucking black ghost.
Hey, ghost, guess what?
I am not requesting anime this time.
Oh, really?
I hope so.
I hope so, black ghosts.
So here's another one come on the stripes.
Two words.
Fucking hustle.
Oh, man.
I hope I think I know what you mean there.
Anyway, we got a lot of threes here in the chat.
So let's go ahead and go with Horatio Nelson's number three choice for the video.
Let's take a look at what Horatio Nelson has got for us here.
Watching Anime on Twitch00:15:25
What is this?
Hold on, wait a minute, hold on.
Yo, Ghost.
What's that?
Super Jail, right?
Have you seen Ballmasters 9009?
It's from the same creator of Super Jail.
No, I have not seen it.
I have not seen it, but at the same time, it was all right.
Hold on, wait a minute.
Hold on.
What is this crap?
Hold on.
What is this?
Are you kidding me?
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
Horatio Nelson, are you kidding me, dude?
Man, you guys are getting sicker and sicker.
I mean, I'm not even kidding, right?
You guys are getting sicker and sicker.
I don't even know if I should air this one, dude.
I mean, you know, seriously, you know, why in the hell are you people going to be, you know, requesting sick, demented fucking videos?
I mean, seriously, I'm going to up the price to like 25 bucks or some shit next time.
I'm not even kidding.
This is getting fucking ridiculous.
Anyway, here it is.
Horatio Nelson.
Here's the video.
Jesus Christ.
Fucking weirdo jacks, man.
Weirdo fucking jacks.
Look at this crap.
I mean, is this necessary?
I mean, give me a fucking break, dude.
God, no.
Oh, my God.
Now, let me, before we get to anything else, please, viewer discretion is advised, folks.
I'm not even going to play the whole thing.
I think I'm going to play four minutes of it, and that's it.
This is, once again, weirdo japs.
And I'm a little upset.
I'm a little disappointed in Horatio Nelson for this one.
I'll tell you that right now.
I'm a little disappointed.
I mean, you know, oh, Christ.
Oh, my God, folks.
I mean, why?
Why?
You fucking weirdo, Japs!
I'm a psycho on X-tenker.
Jesus Christ.
Can you believe what I'm subjected to on a consistent basis here?
Ah, no.
Come on.
Come on!
I'm sorry, folks, that I have to subject you to this kind of sick, disgusting video.
But, I mean, you know, whoever requests these, it just goes to show you the type of mentality we're dealing with here.
Especially when it comes to this weirdo Jap shit.
It's really cool.
It's really cool.
I should have just taken the fucking night off.
What is it?
Horatio Nelson said, if you skew, just play one or two sorry ghosts.
Or I don't know, dude.
Look, this is what people wanted to see.
So it is what it is.
You put it on there.
So we all know this is what you're into.
It is.
Oh, my God.
Are you fucking kidding me?
First of all, pause this.
First of all, I don't even think that, with all due respect, Japanese penises are even large enough to even fit into this apparatus.
All right?
I mean, seriously, I mean, there's a reason why Asian women have no asses so that it can get, you know, so these guys can get access to the poon whenever they have them bent over.
All right.
I mean, they have little wangs.
They've got little wangs.
You know it, and I know it.
Oh, Christ.
Look at that.
You can attach it to a wall or something.
You can attach it to a wall or something.
Oh, my God.
I mean, this is fucking disgusting, dude.
And when Winter the Wolf to drop the diamond one in chat, if you would put your dick in it, two for no.
Dude, why?
I don't even want to know.
I don't even want to know.
I shouldn't even have to know that you're even partaking in this shit.
Oh, my God.
On the table?
On the fucking table.
Oh, my God.
I mean, Jesus Christ, dude.
I'm sorry, folks.
Would you sprinkle something in it?
Oh, you sprinkle some pixie dust in it.
Oh, my God.
He's putting his banana.
He's putting his fucking banana.
Take it off.
Oh, my God.
Oh my god, no.
All right, dude.
I mean, what am I supposed to do?
This is fucking disgusting, man.
This is disgusting.
Oh, my God.
Koomi Sanders, I've got one of those on a chair.
I'm pretty sure you own this here.
Take it off.
This is fucking disgusting.
Look at this.
This is meant to be while you're watching anime.
That's what this is for.
This is for if you're watching anime.
Oh, my God.
This is fucking disgusting, dude.
This is for if you're watching anime and you're sitting at a desk.
Look at this.
It's if you're watching fucking anime.
My boss is shit.
Any chance you can sell that item in your gift shop?
No, dude, don't even kid around about that.
Don't even kid around about that.
That's fucking disgusting.
And Kumi Sanders said those things are so small.
That's how they use them.
I don't care about how people are using this kind of sick shit.
All right, play a little bit more of it.
Good Lord, dude.
I mean, seriously.
I mean, look at this.
He's adjusting it over here.
He's ah no.
Oh, my God.
And what is this?
Iffy said, ghosts, me and my family are watching.
Can you put something more family appropriate?
This is scarring, Mike.
Your kids shouldn't even be watching this.
This is 18 or over material for Christ.
What are you talking about?
And somebody just dropped Winter the Wolf just dropped a diamond.
Wonder if it makes a good margarita.
All right, dude, that's enough.
I've already gone over four minutes, dude.
I can't take this.
Horatio Nelson, what the fuck, man?
I mean, seriously, man, what the fuck?
All right, let's get to the next one, dude.
That was fucking disgusting.
That was fucking horrible, man.
What the hell's wrong with you people today?
I told you, don't mess with me.
Or I'll take another week off for Christ's sake, man.
Anyway, can we move on?
What is the next $20, $20?
Chatelet SSB.
Chatelet SSB requested this one and said ghost replacement for the engineer.
Oh, yeah.
And by the way, engineer, don't listen to him.
I never said I was going to replace you.
Do you understand that?
I was never going to replace you.
Anyway, here it is.
This is supposed to be the engineer's replacement.
Oh, not this broad.
Oh, my God.
Put the PC shot on.
I shall introduce to you all the new member of the Twitch Safety Advisory Board, none other than this disgusting, despicable pile of hoodemen protoplasm, who is going to, I think, I think have a deer gasm in this.
Yeah, this is this person is in charge on whether or not you have a Twitch account or not.
Play this.
I kid you not.
Take a listen to this.
Listen to this.
For dealing with the brigade.
Getting.
Yeah.
Gonna, gonna, gonna, gonna, gonna get it.
Gonna, gonna, gonna.
This.
This is what is in charge out there in Twitter or Twitch, excuse me.
All right.
So if you're a Twitch streamer, this is the person making the judgment call on whether or not you are going to have a Twitch account or not.
Can you believe that?
And if I could fly in NO, just drop the diamond saying type one for Smash, two for Pass.
Dude, this is a man, dude.
I'm a highly sensitive person.
You can scritch me, and I'll make.
I mean, what kind of an operation is Twitch trying to run over here, dude?
And that's just how it is.
I mean, it's one thing that this is a trans person.
It's another thing that this pause this.
Okay, this is obviously a compilation of this person.
This person is very bizarre, neurotic, mentally not all there, and yet this person has the authority on whether or not you're going to have a goddamn Twitch account or not.
Just imagine this person coming across your Twitch and saying, I don't think so.
I'm getting head scritches.
Oh, my God.
At the $100 a scritch.
And whoever's donating to this, you're a sick.
Here's a deergasm.
Here's the deergasm.
Believe it or not, this is what they're showing on Twitch.
All right, this tranny having a deergasm because, oh, yeah, by the way, this person identifies as a deer.
Okay, that's their little fursona.
Okay.
So when you see this person getting in this capacity, getting tickled, they're having a deergasm.
So this is what's in charge at Twitch.
I'm going to go ahead and let it play, okay?
I'm just going to let it play.
Not going to say anything.
Okay.
I don't want to add any kind of judgmental type of comments.
But this is what's in charge at Twitch.
Is everybody ready?
I'm going to stay quiet here for a second.
Here's the deergasm.
Hold on, pause this shit.
Hold on.
What?
Oh, my God, ghost.
If I had a wong, I would put that toy into a ghost body pillow and I would empty my balls into that toy every night.
All right, we get it.
You see, Jackie, fucking pricker.
All right, shut up.
Anyway, once again, I'm going to stay quiet.
Listen, this person is in charge on whether or not you're going to have a Twitch account at Twitch.
Here it is.
Look at this.
A deergasm.
This is what you're watching right now, a deergasm.
I'm not going to stay quiet.
Mind you, Twitch.
Twitch.
People are getting banned for using emotes I don't understand because I don't know their connection or what they mean.
A gear in the filth habitat.
Yeah.
Prance.
Cancel.
rawr, rawr, rawr, rawr, eat you chap.
I'm going to.
Chat, you're so delicious.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Remember, these are the same people who allow whites to get a free pass and ban men from saying bitch or kitchen in the same sentence.
Remember, it's possible the whole mod team is full of these people.
Can we get a burning kid by Jasmine?
I missed a dono here.
Hold on.
What the hell did you just say?
Marshall Burnsy.
Let me repeat that one here.
Jesus Christ.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Remember, these are the same people who allow whites to get a free pass and ban men from saying bitch or kitchen kitchen.
Yeah, well, you're right.
You're absolutely right.
Remember, it's possible the whole mod team is full of these people.
Why?
I don't understand what kind of agenda are they trying to push here?
Yeah.
Here's Esriel.
So you remember The Simpsons Arcade Ghost?
This game was lit and had the best soundtrack.
What are you talking about?
Oh, wait a minute.
That's awesome.
I want to parade that creature around town to make sure that you forgot your link.
I want them to break down while they fully realize how deluded they've been.
And when they fall apart, I want to smile and give them a strong rope.
That's not cool, dude.
That's not cool, man.
Bambi's Hunter, there's only one thing to do about this shit.
All right, let's not get all violent or anything.
The awesome sponge, you forgot your link.
All right, you forgot your link.
So, anyway, just wanted to let y'all know that.
Here, let's play a little bit more of this sick freak that is in charge over there at Twitch.
All right, let's say a little bit more.
Look at this.
Oh, my God.
Look at me.
I'm a neurotic nutcase.
I just want to point out that even people on the left hate her hypersensitive ass.
Oh, really?
She claims she is inclusive, yet uses disabilities as a means to attack others.
Of course.
She, no wait, I mean it, is also hated by other conspiratualists because of her sick-ass antics.
It doesn't matter.
She's in charge of Twitch now, there, Froppy.
She has the ability.
I think that right here, she's going to brag about her power right here.
She's bragging about her power.
What I am advocating for is for people to have less, for games to have more features in place, like pings or prefabricated voice lines that your character says, to help people who don't want to speak, don't want to reveal their linguistic profile, to be able to still compute.
Their linguistic profile.
Anyway, what this thing is advocating is that there shouldn't be any kind of voice chat when it comes to gaming.
And the reason this person is advocating no voice chat in gaming or no team speak in gaming is so that people like her who are identified as trans aren't harassed.
All right.
I mean, I'm not even joking around.
That's why this person is advocating, all right, no voice chat, no fucking team speak on games so that trans people don't get harassed.
Trans People in Gaming Voice Chat00:14:53
Can you believe this?
And so let's just, can we have like this conversation about that?
Hold on, pause this.
Who the hell just donated?
The awesome sponge.
All right, there's your dono.
Thank you very much.
And by the way, we had a couple of we had one diamond from Switch the Channel.
That thing belongs in a loony bin.
Well, I mean, traditionally, they would be put in loony bins because beyond the whole transgendered issue with this person, this person obviously is not playing with a full deck.
Obviously, not playing with a full deck, a little bit cookster.
All right.
I mean, the reason this person has dark-tinted glasses, in my opinion, is to hide the fact that their pupils are dilated all the time.
And why are their pupils dilated all the time?
Because this person is probably hopped up on all kinds of psychotropic drugs.
It's disgusting.
All right.
And here's Piss Goblin.
He said, I don't know enough about this person to go all in, but it does seem like this person is abusing their power.
But none of this would be as infamous if she wasn't trans.
I'm not saying she's right, but obviously this isn't reflective of all trans people.
Well, I want to be completely honest with you there, Piss Goblin.
I don't know anymore.
I mean, I used to be pretty, you know, open-minded when it came to trans people, that all they wanted to do was just try to kind of live as a woman because they want that role.
They want to be told to be put in the kitchen.
Want to be treated as a woman, etc., right?
But unfortunately, trans people don't just leave it at that.
They want to take positions of power and assert authority so that they can hurt or piss off other people.
And that's exactly what happened here.
This is what trans people are doing.
If it isn't this, they're going after your children for Christ's sake.
And Winter the Wolf said, I wish she was more transparent.
Yeah, right.
Play the rest of this shit.
Right now, by the way, you know, Destiny added me.
Destiny went and called me out, mocked me for having this opinion.
But it's like really a real thing.
And I have other people getting mad at me for having the spotlight on me.
I have other people being like, wow, I'm queer.
Here's another deergasm, by the way.
There's another deergasm.
That's what they call it.
That's what she calls it.
The transatlantic connection deer hunter 2020.
I get touche.
I get it.
But that's what I'm saying.
This person identifies as a queer.
All right.
And what is this?
Kumi Sanders ghost went from open-minded to open-ass for trans.
Dude, shut up, asshole.
All right.
This is what it's in.
This is what's in charge of Twitch right now.
This is what's in charge at Twitch.
This person has the authority to shut your goddamn Twitch account down.
Can you believe that?
This fucking nutcase.
Your mic is directional.
My link is pretty directional.
I mean, this is fucking disgusting, dude.
This is fucking disgusting.
All right, we've already done about four minutes of this.
Hold on, what is this another deergasm?
What is this?
Oh, my God.
I mean, what are they trying to promote with this at Twitch?
Seriously.
I mean, what exactly are they trying to promote here?
I mean, this is fucking disgusting.
I mean, this person identifies as a fucking deer for fuck's sake, man.
Lol did some looking around, and it turns out she's not allowed in most major furry conventions.
You know, you've become the lowest of the low when you get banned from furry cons.
Anyway, play this video, nigger.
I'm not going to.
It's only five bucks, dude.
Are you kidding me?
Anyway, a couple of more minutes, or not even a couple more minutes, 30 more seconds of this sick fuck.
All right, 30 more seconds.
Voice chat is a competitive advantage.
Oh, my God.
Voice chat has competitive advantage.
I am usually pro-rights, but trans people are the exception.
Almost every single trans person except for one I used to be friends with acts the same, always self-entitled, pro-socialist, granny state piece of shit who will prolly commit suicide in five years.
Unfortunately, I heard that 41% of transgenders commit suicide, which is something that I don't understand why it's overlooked.
All right.
If you use voice chat, you're revealing your linguistic profile, your voice.
Your linguistic profile.
That's the first thing.
That's the first time I've ever heard that in my life.
Because there are systemic issues with our society and how people treat non-standard voices.
All right, I've had enough of this.
I've had about enough of this.
I mean, Twitch, you should be ashamed of yourself.
You know that?
And to think that the majority of Twitch people who are watching Twitch streamers are children under the age of 18.
Are children under the age of 18.
Yeah, fuck you, Froppy.
Anyway, Kumi Sanders with a diamond.
Trans rights or human rights, and I support neither.
Well, great.
Wolf's revenge with a diamond.
The suicide rate for trans people isn't high enough.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Come on.
All right.
Anyway, speaking of which, Piss Goblin.
Hold on.
Confession of a, what the hell? Ghost Bottoms secretly.
Hold on.
What the fuck is this?
Oh, God.
Anyway, I'll read Piss Goblins in a second.
It says, Ghost Bottom secretly or openly fantasizes about getting impregnated.
That's why they want hot loads because the jizz enters their anal passage.
They imagine a baby growing in it.
It is what it is.
It's disgusting.
Jesus Christ.
Piss Goblin said, I've brought this up here before, but I am trans person and I have no interest in abusing power or anything to that extent.
I honestly just want to live my life.
I feel like this person might have a serious mental issue, though.
Yeah, you think?
You think?
I mean, just listen to this person.
That's all you have to do.
They're not playing with a full deck.
And speaking of Piss Goblin, they're next for the next video dono here.
So let's go ahead and take a look.
Oh, dude, come on, Piss Goblin.
Let me tell you something, dude.
All right, put the PC shot on.
Who the fuck is this black guy?
And why the hell does this idiot black guy have this car blanche to have mid-tier dry-witted shit comedy and have like, I don't know, 800,000 or in this case, look at this, 5 million fucking hits for this dumb, nappy-headed idiot.
I mean, seriously, this guy is the most untalented, unfunny piece of shit that I've ever seen in my life.
And yet, for some reason, people like this fucking dry-witted, stupid asshole.
Is this have something to do with like affirmative action or some shit?
Play this shit.
Jesus Christ.
And by the way, Piss Goblin requests.
I'm Eric Andre.
I'm here at the Republican National Convention.
Are you anti-abortion?
Our delegation is legally bound to counteract.
Because I'm Uncle Abortion.
Real funny, dude.
That's so hilarious.
And Froppy said, put trans people in Zo Zobora.
All right, whatever, you idiot.
All right, just shut up already.
Can we listen to this?
This is Piss Goblin's video.
All right.
I'm looking for the transgendered bathtubs in here.
I got to do a number two.
Do you have any idea where those are at?
Yeah, I'm ready for the Rascal Flats concert later.
Rascal Flats.
Did you hear the new Rascal Flats song?
Which one?
I mean, this is like dry-witted shit, dude.
I mean, didn't this idiot at least fucking watch Borat?
I mean, if he's going to be trying this kind of comedy, shouldn't he have at least studied Sasha Baron Cohen?
And what is this?
MAGA Brony, trannies are not people.
They're mentally ill.
Dude, dude, they would say the same thing about you and your brony fetish.
So give me a break.
right it all asshole none of this is funny we're I'm already thumbs down in this shit.
None of this is funny.
None of this is funny at all.
No, that's what it's called.
It's called You're in the Middle of an Interview TV.
Ah, Black Lives Bladder.
That shows you.
I mean, this is so stupid.
Of course they come here and say.
I mean, who finds this funny?
Seriously.
Oh, Jesus Christ, tub guy.
Take about 10 steps away from my fucking butt crack with that talk, man.
Play the rest of Piss Goblin shit.
The clubman.
Alex.
I just want an interview with Alex.
We still want an interview with Alex.
Hey, let's bring the Daily Show guy up here.
Why can't I really hate your terror?
I mean, this is so stupid.
Yeah, punch him in the face.
Punch this idiot in the mouth.
Seriously, man.
Hey, what is this?
Piss Goblin said the same people in chat who hate Eric Andre love Sam Hyde, a considerably less funny comedian.
Look, I think both of them suck a cock with it.
I'm sorry.
I don't get Sam Hyde.
I don't get this fucking mulatto either.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
No, the Democrats are never violent, fighting the Black Lives Matter events and attacking the Trump people.
I'm not a Democrat either.
I'm a nihilist.
I know, I know.
The Daily Show is not a Pentagon weapon.
I'm not on the Daily Show.
I'm on MySpace.
Okay, well, that's good.
But listen, I mean, you seem like you're upset.
I want you to have sex with my wife.
Oh, yeah, you see this here.
It is real funny.
Not at all.
Hilarious.
Why does my PP come out yellow?
But why the hell I know what's going on?
This is hot.
I know, man.
Somebody fucking punched this guy in his nappy head.
I'm on your side.
I'm trying to get Zootom back.
I'm trying to get Zootopia to get it.
You scumbag piece of shit.
Get the f ⁇ out of here.
Yeah, no kidding, man.
Let me punch him in the head.
Trying to get on stage, trying to get on some bitch I'm trying to.
Hey, man, you're not.
Coachella sucks this year.
I mean, it's this, this is Sam Shaw.
Eric Andre is a 95% discount Borat.
He's an insult to Borat's type of humor.
I physically can't get it.
I agree.
I mean, I agree.
I mean, if you're out there in the field trying to make some comedy, why don't you pre-produce something?
Why don't you come up with ideas?
I mean, this, with all due respect, you're quintessential minority who's just trying to wing it, has no kind of planning whatsoever, and is just hoping that their shit is funny.
Get this fucking shit out of here, okay?
Anyway, Piss Goblin, that was the most unfunny shit that you have donated thus far.
I have to admit, fucking Eric Andre or whatever the fuck his stupid name is.
Give me a fucking break.
Anyway, let's get to the next video.
Dono, this next one is by Bean Poop.
Bean Poop requested this and said, play this, ghost.
All right, let's see what Bean Poop has in store here.
What the hell is this?
Hold on, wait a minute.
Hold on just a second.
This may be another fucking, this may be another prolapsed anus or some kind of bullshit like this.
Hold on just a second.
Hold on, hold on.
Let me have to vet this one first, okay?
Let me vet this one first, and then we're going to go ahead and see if we can play it.
But I guess while we're vetting this one, why not go ahead and take another call or some shit, huh?
Anyway, Piss Goblin says, I don't understand why you hate that video so much.
I mean, you were on the stage with Eric.
Don't compare me to Alex Jones, you stupid fucking shithead.
All right.
Alex Jones has been ripping me off.
And by the way, I also want to say that Joe fucking Rogan has been ripping me off too.
All right.
Joe Rogan, if you haven't heard, has sold out.
His podcast is no longer going to be on goddamn YouTube anymore.
It's going to be on Spotify.
And apparently he could make up to $100 million on this deal.
He's been ripping me off.
I have a special call for Taco Tuesday.
Pick me up when you're taking it.
All right.
I'll pick you up in a little bit here, but I just want to get the fucking story straight.
All right, fucking Joe Rogan has been ripping me off.
Alex Jones has been ripping me off.
Hey, yeah, real funny, piss goblins.
What?
You're not Alex Jones?
No, I'm not Alex Jones, you piece of shit.
That guy's been ripping me off for 13 fucking years.
Okay?
So I don't appreciate it.
And now, let me tell you something.
Joe Rogan has been ripping me off.
And I don't appreciate it.
All right.
I don't appreciate it.
I should call my fucking lawyer, Shecklesteen Noseberg, and see if I have some kind of a punitive damage case on Joe Rogan.
I'm not even kidding around.
You bald fucking half-pint disease-looking fuck.
All right, let me take a fucking call here.
All right, we're vetting this one goddamn stupid video.
It seems to be okay.
Let's go ahead and take another call here.
How about that?
Let's see who we have going on here.
Let's see.
I think, let me see.
Is there a Navy Husky in the house?
Hold on.
What is this?
He's not Alex Jones.
Alex Jones is smarter than him.
Fuck you.
Are you kidding me?
Alex Jones ain't shit.
He's been ripping me off.
Simp Masterson.
I can't believe you're trying to start shit with me, old man.
I live in a fucking Barbie Dream mansion, you cleft coffee motherfucker.
I don't even know who the fuck you are either, you idiot.
Navy Husky Call In00:04:49
I don't even care, okay?
How about that shit?
I don't even give two rats asses.
All right, let's go ahead and see.
We got Navy Husky.
What's going on, dude?
Take the shit off.
Fucking mixing Taco Tuesday with fucking Pantera.
Real fucking funny.
All right, we're not, I'm not, I'm not gonna do that one.
Who else do we have here for heaven's sake?
Who the hell is this?
How about Peter Gabriel Radio Graffiti?
Or it's not Radio Graffiti, but you guys are being dicks.
So you know what?
Fuck you.
I ain't taking any more calls.
All right, I'm not telling you.
You guys are fucking being dicks.
You're being dicks in the fucking video donos.
You're being dicks in the goddamn fucking calls for Christ's sake.
What kind of fucking milky?
Licking pieces of nipple clamp, loving butt, plug up the ass, looking hemorrhoid, sucking derby diaper, eating dingleberry, extracting pieces of fucking yeast infecting, sniffing pieces of shit.
Are you Jesus Christ man?
Anyway, Bean Pop wanted to request this one.
Okay, Bean Pop.
He said, play this ghost, so let's put the pc shot on Bean Popper.
Bean Poop requested this.
Here's Bean Poop.
What kind of game is this?
What kind of game is this Distilling?
Just dropped a diamond, said, i'm on the line.
Man VB.
All right, i'll hook you up after this.
Dono here.
What, what kind of is this runescape?
What is this and who?
They'll just donate it.
Piss goblin.
Uh, pick me up, i'm one of the anon callers.
Well, i'll get to it in just a second hold on.
We got a Bean Poops goddamn video here.
I mean, what kind of?
What is this, like?
Role-playing shit.
Is this kind of like some RuneScape-like, you know, game?
What is this?
Can you rip off Joe Rogan and do more shows like he does?
I'm not going to do fucking more shows.
What does Joe Rogan do?
He doesn't do shit.
He doesn't do shit.
The legend never dies faggots.
All right.
I don't even know what the hell that's supposed to mean.
Can we get back to bean poops, please?
What is this?
Oh, shit.
Players, what is this?
Your choice of weapons.
I mean, what kind of stupid game this is?
Exciting for Christ's sake.
And of course, having boss fights.
I mean, when the hell was this game made?
Is it 1998?
Whoa!
Did you know your granny had soft lips?
I want to tell you.
Please fuck off.
Don't talk about my granny, dude.
Please.
Jesus fucking Christ, you prick.
No game is complete without you.
Player versus player on the server.
Windsor LaWolf says this game is September 24th, 1997.
September 24th, 1997.
What is this?
Renaissance trailer.
Anyway.
All right.
Well, there's the game.
Looks like somebody wants me to play this game.
Well, at least it wasn't a snake or any of that other shit.
Thank you very much, Bean Poop.
I appreciate it.
I'll consider playing a game.
Spooky Vigil Candlelight00:09:53
I know there's a lot of people that have been trying to mention games to me as of late, but we shall see, okay?
Let me take one more dono and then we'll get back to some callers here.
Who is next?
Bob Tom.
Bob Tom requested this and said this is my very first video dono.
I might do more in the future, but for now, I'll start off soft.
Here's a classic from 2006 recorded in 2001.
What the hell does that mean?
What the hell does that mean there, Bob Tom?
Let's take a look at what Bob Tom has requested.
Very first dono by Bob Tom here.
Hold on, hold on.
What is this?
Put the PC shot on.
What the hell is this, Bob Tom?
I got a tale to tell from the depths of hell.
So listen up.
The hell is this?
I think you'll enjoy it.
Well, I was working on some science in my spooky laboratory.
Never thinking I'd see anything that's frightening or gory.
And one night through the window by the castle.
Oh my heavens.
Monsters with candles were observing 9-11.
It was Dracula's.
A superstupulation.
Fucking nerd.
A candle vigil.
It was Dracula.
A surge.
9-11.
Candle Vigil.
The gargoyle sang.
We shall overcome.
A spooky headless horseman played a human skull head drum.
The mummy fed our loved ones lived on in every flame.
And Drac about their brave sacrifice would not have been.
I mean, this is a horrible condition of the monster.
From the war overseas, the Swamp Man is.
We cannot fight just anyone.
We flee.
But Igor lost his faith with the peace of the UN.
We really want to go through 9-11 again.
Oh, it was Dracula.
What the hell is this plan?
9-11.
A candle vigil.
It was Dracula's.
Super spooky 9-11.
9-11.
The badge you tried to start up.
Imagine by John Lennon, but at that point, it was Super Spooky Monster Armageddon.
I mean, what am I supposed to say to you?
This level of fucking crazy man.
This shit just makes me really funny.
I know cops just too just left them hurting.
He looked around and glowered.
He said, Igor actually lost family in the towers.
What?
What the fuck?
The monsters stopped shouting.
They're insults and the level of cringe, Bob Tom.
The level of cringe, man.
Poor Igor crying.
And they all felt quite useless.
So the vigil was over.
But Drac had a new plan, Bruins.
It was Draculus.
A super spooky.
9-11.
Candle Vigil.
It was Dracula.
A super spooky.
A 9-11.
Candle Vigil.
Ah, yes.
I'll sign your position with blood.
With your blood.
Human blood.
Work with me here.
Candle Vigil.
It was Draculos.
A super spooky.
A 9-11.
A candle vigil.
This was Dracula.
A super spooky.
A 9-11.
And who.
Alright.
That was Bob Tom.
I guess that's one of Bob Tom's favorite two interceptions.
Long time ago.
And Bob Tom just dropped the diamond and said this was recorded right after 9-11.
Oh, he's trying to be a little bit of an edgelord there.
Whoever the hell wrote this, huh?
A little bit of an edgelord there.
Anyway, let me take one more here before I start getting another call or two.
Hold on just a second.
The pet Mexican.
All right, here is the pet Mexican.
And of course, the reason we got to pay the pet Mexican is because somebody fucking paid his way.
What is this?
WTF.
What is wrong with these people?
Start around one minute ago.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I don't even want to know.
Let's just play the Pet Mexicans video and see what the hell this is.
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
What is this, Metallica?
Your merchandise is uninspiring.
I've been thinking of selling my own TCR.
Yeah, you do that.
I got my fucking.
I'll get my fucking lawyer Shecklestein Noseberg after your ass.
I'm not even fucking kidding.
All right.
Anyway, here it is.
Pet Mexican.
What is this?
Metallica?
You like Metallica, Pet Mexican?
I thought you liked that fucking Mexican music that goes.
Thought you liked that shit.
I thought you liked that shit.
I want to surprise Toriel by grabbing her massive kitties from behind and trying to get her.
Can you shut up with the fucking Toriel shit?
I want to fall onto the floor with her.
This is getting ridiculous.
All right, this is getting fucking ridiculous.
I want to just so hard.
Shut up, Esriel.
We're listening to the Pet Mexican's Metallica song.
And what?
In all sorts of offense, Pet Mexican, but you're a stupid illegal spit.
Yeah, well, at least Ron.
Ron is giving you a little bit of a little bit of insight there, Pet Mexican.
And by the way, DeSillan just dropped the diamond saying, removed Goat Fucker.
Remove Goat Fucker.
And what is this?
Make America Great Again.
Call me, please.
Can you wait until we play the Pet Mexicans video?
All right, we're playing Metallica here.
And Winter the Wolf just dropped the diamond type BU to ban Undertale Autist.
Oh, shit.
Anyway, let's play the Metallica song requested by the Pet Mexican, all right?
By the way, it's a Taco Tuesday.
How fucking fitting, huh?
How fucking fitting?
All right, let's see what we got here.
A little bit of Metallica.
A little bit of fucking heavy metal.
This is before the time that Metallica turned into a bunch of sellout wuspies.
Yeah!
Alright, it's about time, Pet Mexican, I'm telling you.
I thought she was a little bit of a punk there for a minute.
I thought you liked that Mexican music that goes in the air with a ripple sand going on the sea.
But here we got a little bit of a Metallica before they turn into a bunch of wussies.
Never a river.
Ever listened there.
Never will remember.
Hey, you got people in the chat room saying fruit metal, dad metal, all that other bullshit.
Let me tell you something.
Metal will never die.
You understand that, boy?
Alright, we're not going to let this stupid Billy Elise bullshit become the fucking standard of the music.
I guarantee God damn T it, boy.
Mr. Ring of the Terminator.
Deadly nickel team.
Kill the bottom of the beam.
That was pretty good.
I want to replay an air guitar right now with a taco.
Never!
You begin with the dance of the dance!
Not bad.
And somebody asked, which is the album in which Metallica became a bunch of sell-out wussies.
Well, even though I like the album, the black album.
The black album.
I will give you 5% royalties and 20% stake in my TCR merchandise.
Fuck you.
Is that a deal?
Fuck you.
Alright?
That's what I got to say to that.
Who out there is playing air guitar right now?
Don't put that special needs woman playin' the fuckin' drums, dude.
Go to shore, dick shore, dick shore.
Let's go!
What the hell is it?
STG Co.
With all these troll terrorists and cyber vermin, need a whooper whopper shoved down their throats for only $6.49.
What the fuck?
Are you trying to pull off an ad on me, you dumb shithead?
Play the rest of it.
And all of you people that are out there talking shit about metal in the chat room, you're a bunch of fucking pussies, all right?
Advertisements and Troll Terrorists00:02:02
I can smell you from here.
Yeah, I smell you from here.
Sick-ass salmon.
Sick-ass salmon is what I'm smelling from right here, boy.
Bunch of fussies I take your Be a metal man.
Yeah.
That's what I'm talking about, man.
Once again, the pet Mexican wanted to request this.
And I'm surprised.
I'm surprised this Taco Eaton mofo actually listens to stuff like this.
You didn't like the last one?
Fine, try this one then.
Also, by the way, that last song was recorded in the same studio that the Rolling Stones recorded in.
Okay, great.
That's great.
And what is this?
Horatio Nelson said, take the $3 earlier, make it $26.
I'll give you your choice based on African or African, based African Americans.
Okay.
Well, Horatio Nelson's probably now understanding that that goddamn Japanese shit that he requested earlier was shit.
And he's making it up by giving Ghost his own choice.
Thank God.
All right, anyway, let's put a one.
What is it, ST Mike?
The meme game.
I've gotten so many people wanting to advertise on your show that I can do.
Radio Graffiti Line Calls00:02:10
There's no, we're not taking no advertisements.
We're not taking no advertisements up in here there, ST Mike.
All right.
Anyway, play the rest of the Pet Mexicans video here.
Once again, courtesy of the...
No, Kirk Ham.
I'm watching you.
We're almost done with this.
Millions of ideas.
Jesus Christ, what now?
Froppy, 14, but dude, that's not how it works.
You see, you fucking dumb.
First of all, I don't like you, okay?
First of all, it doesn't work that way.
Secondly, I don't like you.
So why in the fuck would I even make any kind of arrangements with you?
All right.
So go fuck yourself, Froppie.
I don't even fucking like your ass.
So go fuck off.
Yeah, stocking in vain, checking in screaming, done, never lose the sword.
Never miss the thumb.
We're about done for this song.
Fart Funnel and Edgy Content00:15:34
All right.
All right.
Let's hurry it up and end the fucking song.
Get a few men.
Come on, Mama Becker.
All right, take this shit off.
All right, that's it.
All right.
Thank you very much, Pet Mexican.
All right, let's go ahead and take a couple of calls here.
Who the hell do we have here?
All right.
Let's take a couple of calls.
Once again, we are having the phone lines open here.
Postal radio graffiti graphic.
We're using the radio graffiti line.
If you want to call in and have anything to chime in about, you just call into that number 515-604-9052.
And once the operator bitch starts talking, that's when you push in that code 844-286 and the hashtag or pound key.
And then you'll be in queue to be called on whenever we take a couple of calls like we are now.
So let's see who we got here.
Let me see.
I think I need to take Distillen up in here.
What's going on?
Distilling.
What's up, dude?
G'day, Tony.
How are you?
How you doing, man?
Yeah, real good, mate.
Real good.
I just wanted to say I'm really enjoying this show for Mike, man.
It's a good thing you've got going.
And reminds me of the old days when we used to be able to call in and talk to you about, you know, different subject matters.
It's fucking terrific.
Take it up.
Hey, man.
Thank you very much.
I thought I'd try to mix it up a little bit because I know there's people that want to call into the show that wait for radio graffiti and whatnot.
And it gives people the opportunity.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, fuck it up, man.
It's a really good thing you've got going, mate.
And while I'm here, I just wanted to remind everyone in the chat, we will be banned for spam or anime porno or just being a general dumb card.
Cheers.
Hey, cheers to Distillen.
I hope everybody heard that in the chat room.
All right.
All right.
Did everybody hear that?
Don't be spamming.
Don't be putting any kind of anime porno or any of that shit or you're getting kicked the fuck out.
All right.
You're getting kicked the hell out of here.
So just letting everybody know, thank you, Distillan.
Cheers to you, man.
All right, let's continue here.
We got an anonymous.
Somebody wanted me to take an anonymous.
So let's see what we got here.
How about anonymous?
What's up?
Howdy go.
This is Piss Goblin.
Oh, so this is Piss Goblin.
Yep, this is me.
Well, what's going on with you?
You want to introduce yourself?
You want to say something?
There's not much I really wanted to say.
I just, I kind of ran out of ideas for like mashups.
And I'm thinking, fuck it, may as well talk to you one-on-one for a second.
Yeah, well, you're on the air.
You're on the air.
So look, let me ask you a question because you say that you're trans.
What do you think about this new trans person that's being in charge out there at Twitch?
I know I have a lot of friends who are very confused on the map.
I don't know enough about this person.
They don't seem to be doing so well in the sense of like, I don't know what kind of mental disorders they have.
They seem to be abusing their power as far as I'm aware, which I don't know.
This isn't a person I'd probably hang out with.
That's how I view it.
Get this fucking weird tag off the radio.
It's a weird situation.
Oh, well, I understand that.
Well, let me tell you, you want to give anybody any shout-outs?
You want to, you know, kind of, you know, plug something?
You want to plug a, I don't know, some kind of social media?
I don't have any social.
I mean, I do have a YouTube channel known as Piss Goblin.
If you want to follow my shit, which I'm pretty sure at this point, nobody wants to since I came out.
But this isn't like a new thing.
I've been trans for a while.
And I'm just putting it out there.
But Piss Goblin.
And then subscribe to Jack at the end.
All right.
Well, thank you very much for calling in, Piss Goblin.
Thank you.
All right.
Well, there is Piss Goblin.
You know, some of the, this is the person that has been making those wicked ass videos about yours truly, if you haven't seen it.
And Distillen just dropped a diamond saying piss goblin equals trans abuser.
I don't think so, dude.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
All right.
I mean, trans abuser, I don't even want to talk about it.
All right.
Trans Abuser is actually helping out with curating a lot of the old episodes.
As a matter of fact, folks, you folks know that if you want to get some of the old episodes, if you're watching me on D-Live right now, scroll down to the panel section and you can click the show archive or you can get to the show archive by clicking the archive tab at ghost.reports.
That's right.
Ghost.reports is where you can click the archive tab and see all of the old shows.
So I got to give Trans Abuser or Can's Abuser Studio 93 much props for curating all those things.
And Make America Great Again.
Did you call me yet?
Jesus Christ, dude.
I mean, what the fuck is this?
And here's Esriel.
Don't let the rope tangle on your way out.
Jesus Christ.
Look at this.
Do we really have to get this cruel?
I mean, do we really have to be this cruel as a tranny for death?
Piss F-word.
I hope you become a statistic.
Look, enough of Piss Goblin, dude.
This is fucked up.
Trans Capitalist Radio.
Piss Goblin sounds a lot hotter than that freak show Studio 93.
Yeah, well, I don't know about how who sounds hotter.
I'm just saying.
I got to tell you that right now.
That is not Can's Abuser.
Anyway, can we stop talking about this shit?
Jesus Christ, seriously, can we just stop talking about this crap?
Let me get to, hold on, let me get to a call here by, let me see who we got here.
Here it is right here.
All right.
How about make America great again?
What up?
America Great.
How many addressed your call today?
Hey, what's going on?
I tried to call you earlier because I'm looking for a fart funnel.
And for whatever reason, you're not picking up the phone.
I mean, are you not taking up the phone because I'm a Mexican?
Are you transparent?
I got some nice, juicy, wet ones for you.
And I'm talking about it.
Beef, bean, and cheese tacos.
And I need some fart funnel to suck a fart right out of my goddamn ass.
I am trans now.
Okay, sir.
I don't think we can help you.
Yeah, the caller ID says ghosts politics.
I heard about this guy.
Mike said he's been calling every campaign office.
Probably some DMC hack.
You fucking piece of shit.
You fucking dumb fucking dumb fucking idiot.
Now you fucking idiots wonder why I don't do any fucking prank calls, huh?
This is the kind of shit I'm talking about right here.
For all those that don't know, they fucking took the call.
I called that fart funnel fucking asshole.
All right.
And, you know, I left this fucking fart funnel idiot a goddamn message.
And here you got these idiots splicing my voice, making me sound like an idiot, prank calling other people.
Fuck all of you guys, dude.
All right.
I'm moving on.
All right.
I'm moving on.
We're taking some more goddamn video dodos here since you idiots want to be so fucking cute and think that you're so great.
Jesus Christ.
What is this?
Pettus?
Pettus is requested.
Here's something.
Here's what I'm bumping.
Really, Pettus?
Oh, I'd love to see this.
What the hell are you bumping there, Pettis?
What is this?
The hell is this crap?
I'd buy that front.
SpongeBob, call me now.
I'll call you after the dono.
All right.
We're watching Pettus's Dono.
The hell is this crap?
What is this?
This is what you're bumping.
What is this, Pettus?
Oh, Christ.
Look at some Coopster Fruit Bowl crap.
Some Coopster Fruit Bowl crap.
Yeah, this definitely sounds like Pettish to me.
The hell is this crap?
Why is this person on a dinghy?
Why is this guy playing with his dinghy?
Oh, man.
What is more Oriental shit?
More Oriental crap, dude.
Come on.
I believe Pettis is listening to this in his car.
I.
I guarantee it, this is what he's listening to.
I mean, why do you people insist on continuously donating this Oriental shit?
Thinking that I'm going to get, I don't know, what do you think that I'm going to finally, you know, come to grips and be like, oh my God, I actually understand all this anime little effeminate crap.
Oh, I'm loving this ping pong pang ping pal bullshit.
I'm not, dude.
All right.
It's never going to happen.
It's never going to fucking happen.
This is so...
This is so AIDS.
I'm getting AIDS from watching this.
Seriously.
Oh, well, he's drinking gasoline.
Oh, look at that.
That's great.
How edgy.
How edgy.
Look, you don't want to do this, Rick.
You don't want to do this.
Fucking thumbs down, all right?
Thumbs down this fruit bowl crap.
What is it?
What the hell is it?
Who the hell donate?
Pettis.
Why don't you why don't you fight me?
Kick your crippled ass.
You're just mad I killed several.
You killed you several times on Fortnite.
I've never played you on Fortnite, you fruit bowl.
Jesus Christ.
Wait a minute.
This guy isn't Oriental.
Is this guy a black man?
This is a fruity ass black man.
This is a fruity-ass black man!
This is a fruity-ass black man playing with his dinghy.
I have no idea what the hell this is about.
I don't get it.
I have no idea what the hell this was.
What kind of a video was this?
Seriously.
Is that it?
What?
That's it?
Are you fucking...
Oh, God.
Are you kidding?
That's it?
I knew you were fruity pettis, but good fucking God.
I knew you were fruity, but good fucking Lord, Jews.
Or, excuse me, whoa, whoa.
Why the hell did I just say that out of nowhere?
All right, look.
You see, y'all are getting me flustered.
I'm multitasking here.
I've got calls going.
I've got chat going.
I've got donos going.
And I'm getting flustered here, okay?
So shut up.
Good fucking God, man.
I didn't mean to say Jews.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to say it.
Anyway, I'm sorry.
Look, you got me flustered, you fucking idiots.
Good God.
Let's get to the next video, Dono, please.
What is this?
Oh, Luna Pony.
Luna Pony says, hey, Ghostler, you know what time it is.
It's time for some My Little Pony.
I love you.
You fucking fruity ass bronies, man.
All right.
What is it, Pettis?
Fight me, you faggot.
You turn your listeners into trannies.
Now, Jeff.
Wait a minute.
No.
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
I don't turn my listeners into trannies.
Shut up.
Don't even insinuate that shit.
Don't even go there, you fucking idiot.
I'm turning my listeners into tranny.
Fuck you for even insinuating that shit.
And we got AK Talk with a diamond saying named.
I don't know what the hell that means.
Switch the channel with a diamond saying the Freudian slip.
We got Black Ghost with a diamond on behalf of all black people.
This guy isn't black.
All right, look, I accidentally said it for Christ's sake.
And what is this?
Winter the Wolf.
Hashtag Trans Tuesdays.
Listen to me.
Do not go there claiming that I am making my listeners trannies, you fucking pieces of shit.
Don't even go there, you fucking elongated foreskin-heaving, bad period-smelling, anal cheese-licking son of a bitch.
Don't you even go there?
Fucking turning my listeners, tranny.
Shut the fuck up.
All right.
Here, let's get to Luna Pony, okay?
Here's Luna Pony's Dono.
And I, well, it's not fucking my little pony shit.
It's this stupid toad singing shit.
It's this stupid toad.
What?
To true trap and list radio.
Are you fucking kidding me?
True trap and list radio.
Listen to me.
I want you all to stop going there, okay?
Because that's not fucking true.
I'm not turning my listeners into trannies, you fucking dickhead.
So sit there and shut the fuck up.
Or we're going to end this fucking goddamn show early.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
Anyway, Luna Pony requested this fucking toad here.
Enjoy.
This is the most fucking cringe shit.
I can't believe this fucker that produces this even gets fucking hits.
But take a look at this.
82,000 subscribers on YouTube to this fucking moron.
Oh, Christ.
And what?
What now?
What?
Say, I'm not going to say that.
Turning Listeners Into Trannies00:16:05
All right.
I'm not racist.
I'm not fucking racist.
And what is it, Esriel?
Hey, guys, I just wanted to advertise my new Toriel fan club.
No, we don't give a shit about your undertale fetish bullshit, man.
Keep that shit to yourself.
Please DM me.
Keep that shit to yourself, you fucking goat pussy loving fruit.
Hey, what is this?
Ghosties are roasty.
Look, I don't want to hear any more of this, okay?
I am not encouraging people to become trans, okay?
I don't like that that you're even trolling in that capacity.
All right?
Don't even go there.
All right, what is this?
I love chur raps.
Yeah, yeah, fuck you.
All right, you fucking asshole.
Fuck you.
All right.
Enough of this shit.
And what, Pettis?
You're just pissed because it's true.
All your talk about anal sex made these guys want ass vaginas.
You fucking, you fucking son of a bitch.
You goddamn son of a bitch.
You goddamn fuck.
School Ultima Online players.
Join me at the classic free shard uornaissance.com.
Classic.
Nobody wants to play games, all right?
Who cares?
Welcome.
Now for some guar.
Some guarantee Ard Hammond.
Ghost, I thought I was a racist skinhead because of your show, but maybe I might become tranny thanks to your show.
All right, great.
All right, you'd be one of the most ugliest, fattest, darkest trannies I've ever seen, Ard Hammond.
No offense.
Okay?
No offense.
Anyway, let's get back to Luna Pony's video with this goddamn stupid toad.
What is that?
Are you going to sing Africa?
Are you serious?
Oh, Christ.
I can't.
I mean, what a fucked up show, man.
All right.
I told y'all not to mess with me.
God damn it.
I got to take a break.
Get this fucking shit out of here.
I can't fucking take this fucking shit.
I can't take it.
I hear the drums echoing tonight.
But she hears on the whispers of some quiet conversation.
She's coming in, 1235.
Moving wings reflect the stars that die me towards our ration.
Stopping old man along the way.
Hoping to find some old forgotten word and rich and bad days.
Turn to me as if to say, I hate to say it, but these are the consequences of going around your manly dominance like your age shows.
It takes a time to- You're so lucky I came back dude You guys are lucky I came back.
Hold on, pause this shit.
What is it?
What is this?
I'm a Yama tranny, and I fuck you, dude.
All right.
Who else did I fucking skip somebody?
ST Mike, what is it?
What is it?
I hate to say it, but these are the consequences of throwing around your manly dominance like it ain't shit.
You're creating grannies.
I'm creating granny.
Shut the fuck up, all right?
I'm not causing anybody to be a fucking tranny, okay?
You know, let me tell you something.
If anything, I'm trying to prevent people from doing such a thing.
All right?
I'm throwing around my manly dominance like it ain't shit around here.
And I think all it's doing is attracting effeminate people.
All right?
Because let me tell you something right now.
There ain't that many manly dominant people in this world.
And I'm telling you, when you can find one on the internet like this man, they don't want to let go.
And hey, SpongeBob, I'll get to you when I get to you.
God damn it.
I'm playing Luna Pony's fucking stupid toad shit.
Play it.
Jesus Christ.
And whoever the hell records these things is a fucking idiot, all right?
I'm serious.
I mean, give me a fucking break.
And what is it now?
True pause hole radio.
You know, you fucking pieces of crap, man.
All right, what is this?
Tranny Chaser Tuesday.
Listen, man, stop with this fucking tranny shit.
All right, it's pissing me off.
Don't fuck with me.
Do you understand that?
Don't fuck with me.
Play the rest of Luna Pony shit.
I think the cure wants me to shot.
But don't be standing off the car.
Christ.
This is this is cringe Oh, God, no.
I'm bitching the truth.
Stop donating me this fucking toad shit.
All right, it's annoying, and I'm losing listeners.
All right?
I'm losing fucking listeners to this shit.
Hold on, pause this.
Tribute to Ghost via Skunkler.
Our next song, Turning Trapanese.
I think I'm Turning Trapanese.
I really think so.
I'm turning Trappanese.
I think I'm turning Trapanese.
I really think so.
Yadi spaghetti.
Fuck you, Trappany.
Listen to me.
Listen.
Listen, I know y'all are trolling.
I know y'all are twisting the knife and adding salt to the wound and shit.
But do not insinuate that I'm turning people into trannies.
I mean, if I genuinely thought that you fucking believed that, I'd quit the show.
I'd quit the fucking show.
If anyone is interested, me and Dr. Goldstein do conversion and conversation therapy.
Conversion therapy.
Yeah, right.
What is this?
Chatelet, what is this?
True auto-genophilia radio, whatever the fuck that means.
Shekels can be even dearer, friends, especially when there are many, many of them.
Keno Metals.
Here's your reward for a show well done.
Yeah, you sure?
You sure about that?
Ghost, I have a confession to make.
I identify as a twin-spirited Therian.
Inside me is the spirit of a wolf and a loon.
One is gay, and the other is an asshole.
Please stop.
Don't don't, don't, man.
Don't add fuel, please, all right?
Groomler, what's up, dude process?
Granny!
I hope you're having a good evening.
This seriously ruined Toto.
Special shout out to all my main ni goars who make VSOD possible.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
And what is this?
Ike human dudes.
What the fuck the hell does that mean?
What the hell does that mean?
Hey, look, here's Esriel.
What is this?
Torial Transition Tuesday.
Dude, shut the fuck up.
And we got somebody that donated $2.
True Dilation Radio.
All right, listen, shut the fuck up.
All of you, shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Trapo Tuesday Radio.
All right, dude, I've had enough, dude.
Yeah, Trapo Trapo, dude.
Listen, I've had about enough of this shit.
If you all don't stop, we're going to have some major problems.
Do you understand?
Now, let's listen to the rest of fucking Luna Pony's stupid fucking video and shut the fuck up.
Seriously, man, shut the fuck up.
Can we hurry up with this, please?
Seriously.
This is fucking annoying, dude.
Oh, Christ.
Winter the Wolves just dropped a diamond and said, I'd rather snip my dick off than listen to this.
Yeah, no, shit, dude.
Seriously, this is ridiculous.
I miss the truth.
Stop it off.
We're almost done with this shit, Thank God.
Jesus Paul.
Oh, my God.
All right.
We're done with this shit.
Jesus Christ.
And what is this?
Hail Transler.
Can we hear how to douche our anal passage?
Dude, you son of a bitch.
You goddamn son of a bitch.
And what do you want, Vice Chairman?
I am actually trans.
I have tiny Chinese-made penis.
I'm still banning filthy transmissions from Chinese-made.
Look, enough of the trans talk.
Enough of the goddamn trans talk.
All right, this is starting to piss me off, dude.
Seriously, this is really starting to piss me off.
And what is this?
Hyp tranny.
Dude, you fuck.
Look, shut the fuck up about the tranny shit, man.
This is not funny.
This is not fucking funny.
My show is turning people trans.
Fuck up.
Fuck off.
What's this I've been hearing about grooming?
Look, Negro.
God damn it.
Look, shut the fuck up.
Stop talking to me.
All right.
Stop donating me.
Don't mess with me.
I'm warning on all of you fucks, man.
Don't mess with me.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Alex Jones.
We got capitalists that are turning the friggin trolls trans.
Oh, God.
Good God.
You see, dude, you know, this is not good, man.
This is not fucking good, man.
Let me move on.
Let me get another $20, $20 up in here.
Women or Stinky Holes requested this one.
And he said Canadian hicks.
Whatever the hell that means.
So let's see what the hell Women or Stinky Holes has requested here.
Put the PC shot on.
Women or Stinky Holes.
What?
Oh, great.
Peppermint Swirl.
Great.
All right.
Great.
Peppermint Swirl.
I can only imagine.
Amy Daly.
His 15 and a half inch turned me into a tranny.
God damn it, shut up.
Where's Amy?
Since this is now true transgender radio, where is Amy Daly?
She just texts to speak.
Is this why you did all of that gay research?
All right, dude, that's enough.
All right, look, look, enough of the fucking tranny talk.
Enough of the gay research.
Enough of this shit.
All right?
You're twisting the fucking knife.
You're fucking twisting it.
And you're throwing salt on the wound.
I know you.
I know all of you cyber vermin pieces of shit.
Shut the fuck up.
Good God.
Can we get to women or stinky holes' video, please?
Here it is.
Canadian hits.
Canadian hits.
Hold on, claw applause.
What?
What?
And you said it racist, dude.
I didn't.
I'm multitasking you.
I'm trans, I'm trans.
Stick a D-I-L-A-T-E-R in me.
I'm trans.
Dude, listen, man.
Y'all are pushing my fucking buttons here.
Y'all are pushing my fucking limits.
Especially.
You're pushing my fucking limits.
From.
Oh, from Jackler.
Oh, yes, yes.
Nova Google won't feel from Jacqueline.
You know what I mean?
Great.
Good God, man.
Can we just get to Women or Stinky Holes' video here?
Christ!
What?
What?
I heard Medicare pays hospital providers for diagnosing folks with COVID-19 and ventilators, but I know why Grumler has been turning folks trans.
LGBTFunders.org pays Groomler a bounty for every single person.
Oh, fuck.
That's a fucking lie, Derwicken.
You fucking liar.
Turning outies to innies.
Turning outies to any.
Can you all fuck off?
I don't know how many times I'm going to have to tell you fucks, shut the fuck up.
Good God, man.
Can we just play Women or Stinky Holes' video, please?
Fuck!
And these are supposedly Canadian hits.
And what are they hauling?
Toilet paper?
What is this shit?
Oh, Christ.
What now?
Play Froppler's video.
Play Froppler's video.
And what the fuck is it up to you, Art Hammond, you beefy tit fucking camel jockey piece of trash?
Huh?
What are you and Froppler doing over there, huh?
You fucking chewing each other up the ass on webcam, you fucking piece of shit.
Play women or stinky holes.
Once again, Canadian hits.
Canadian hits.
Look at these stupid broads.
I hate to watch stupid broads fight.
There's nothing more boring than watching bitches fight.
Hey, what is this?
Billy F.U., did you hear about Twitch hiring a tranny deer?
Dude, Billy F.U., we were just talking about that earlier in the broadcast.
We were talking about that earlier in the broadcast.
And now everybody and their fucking brother is now claiming that I'm turning people into tranny.
Lots of your listeners ask me how it feels to be a woman.
Skunkler, can you pay ghosts to watch one of my porns?
I know that shit.
I can't do that.
No, no.
Viewer with a coomer.
Listen, man, please stop, man.
Can you all fucking stop?
Oh, God, man.
This is fucked up.
This is, look, I'm really starting to get pissed off, man.
Don't mess with me.
If I really think, if I really truly fucking believe that you people think that I'm fucking out here turning people trans, I will stop the fucking show.
I'll stop the fucking show.
Play the rest of fucking Women or Stinky Holes' video.
They're hauling cans of beer.
Now look at these sluts.
Slut bags.
Ending the Show Over Insinuations00:15:01
Oh yeah, dumb hitch.
Dumb Canadian Hits.
It'll kick me here.
The tranny deer who works at Twitch used to be a frequent listener of ghost acts.
Why the tranny thinks it's no, that's a bunch of bullshit, Arn Hammond.
The fucking tranny deer from Twitch did not used to listen to me.
Shut the fuck up.
Cans with the trans.
Cans with the trans.
Look, dude, I'm going to end the fucking show if you fucking shut.
Don't stop this shit.
What is this?
Tranny converter?
I'm seriously going to end this fucking show if you keep this shit up.
I'm not fucking around.
Billy Fu Ye Ghost groomed him.
Why do you think we are calling him groomler?
I have it on good authority.
Nurse Jessica spilled the beans.
She did some contract work there.
That ghost owns an elective surgery center.
Dude, this is enough.
All right, stop spreading these fucking lies already.
Billy F.U., I can't wait for the memes to come out during opening season.
There's Camonga Strikes.
Jesus Christ, stop with the donos.
Dude, they're fucking twisting the fucking knife on me, man.
They're pouring salt on the wound.
They're claiming that people that listen to my show are converting into trannies because of my show.
That's what they're fucking saying.
That's what these fucking trolls are saying.
That fucking people are turning tranny because they're listening to my fucking show.
And I don't fucking believe this shit!
Stop saying it or I'm gonna...
I'm serious.
If I genuinely thought that you believed this shit, I will fucking end this show.
I will end this fucking show.
I'm turning people into trannies.
You fucking pieces of shit.
Yeah, look at this.
Yeah, fuck you.
True Groomler Radio.
Fuck you.
Fucking assholes, man.
Just play the video by goddamn women or stinky holes.
It's supposed to be...
What?
What?
I'm sorry, mate, but I'm getting a cunt.
These blokes asking for my man cunt.
Oh, dude, that's not distilling.
Shut up.
Don't bring distilling into this, you fucking sick fucks.
Don't you dare play this fucking video.
Fucking Canadian hitch.
Son of a bitch.
What?
Instead of throwing cans around your room and abusing the shit out of them, why don't you do that with trans and help out the world?
Why don't I do that with trans?
What does that mean?
Shut up.
Don't you dare talk about my granny.
Oh no.
Oh, God.
It happened again.
I turned my fans trans again.
And you fucking fucking.
You are fucking pieces of transition.
Listen to me, man.
Stop saying that.
Stop saying that.
Every tranny needs to be burned at the stake.
We need to exorcise all of these trannies.
Therefore, there is no more influence on others.
Look, I'm not advocating that either, Esriel, okay?
But I would like for each and every one of you to stop.
To stop making this fucking insinuation that my show is turning people into trannies.
Don't fucking go there.
What is Ghost's favorite car?
The Pontiac Trans A.
Yeah, fuck you, Bonzie Buddy, you fucking asshole.
All right, this is not funny anymore.
All right?
This troll is not fucking funny.
Don't mess with me.
And Winter the Wolf just dropped a diamond.
I'd wear a dress for you, Ghost.
Oh, good fucking God, man.
Please just leave me alone.
All right, please just leave me the fuck alone, please.
Play the rest of the video by goddamn women or stinky holes.
Good God!
I can confirm what Jeriking said.
What?
Also, some serious talk, Mr. Albin.
What?
Since you're pretty smart in this stuff, I decided to ask you about this.
I'm thinking of becoming a man so I could be promoted to a doctor since the dish rags.
Can you all shut the fuck up?
Shut up about the trans shit.
I don't want to hear nothing about trans again.
Shut the fuck up.
You fucking pieces of shit.
Let me tell you something.
All of you people that are in the chat room, all of you assholes in text-to-speech, if you were in front of my face right now, I would conjure up the spirit of Ike Turner and get my fucking pimp hand strong on each and every one of you fucking baggage.
True gaping hole radio.
Fuck fuck you.
All right?
Fuck all of you, man.
Fuck all of you.
Fat man.
Fuckers need to stop saying this show turns guys trans.
This show is the manliest show there is.
I used to be a little girl until I started listening to ghost.
Now I'm a big boy.
Look, don't don't kid around about that Fat Man 1945.
Jesus Christ.
Ghost choice, feel bad.
Just kidding.
Fuck you.
When's my vid playing?
Here's another for you, you kosher Jew racist.
Baby bottle, baby bottle one.
Now I'm a kosher 95,738,758.
Cold face baby bottle red heart thumbs up cap to be a bad thing.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
Just shut the fuck up, please.
Black ghost boot.
Jesus Christ.
Here's Art Hammond.
Oh man, look, you're stuck already, man.
You know what?
Hey, ghost, check out this thing that I commissioned from another artist.
I thought you'd appreciate this.
Oh, yeah, I'm sure I'll appreciate it.
All right, dear Ard Hammond.
I'm sure it's great.
What?
Check the ghost show chat.
Distilling wants a man cunt.
Look, look.
Listen.
I don't want to talk about this shit anymore.
Dude, to be honest, your show did actually turn Transabuser into a tranny.
I mean, come on, dude, at least accept responsibility.
You all know he transitioned from cance-abuser to trans-abuser.
You can't call me a liar on that one.
Come at me bro.
Look, hold on, Derwig.
Hold on, goddammit.
Teutonic play!
Hey, ghost, I just came back to tell you that I'm now living my life as a woman.
Oh, thank you for helping me realize who I really was.
Look, I'm gonna end the show, dude.
Seriously, I'm not fucking kidding.
Esrio, ghost-only solution to ban all the trannies.
I don't buy that for a piss goblin.
Holy shit, the dono meltdown going on right now.
Listen, I don't turn people into trannies, man.
Hey, Flamenco, why is your mod posting lowly in your Discord?
What?
What the fuck?
Or is that that better not be true, Flamenco?
You fucking baguette.
And Ghost Panda just dropped a diamond.
You don't make people trans, just attention whores.
Winter the wolf says with a diamond, it never ends.
It never does end.
Look, I have nothing to do with trans and can't abuser becoming trans abuser, okay?
I had nothing to do with Asho becoming a tranny.
I had nothing to do with any of this shit.
I'd buy that for a what now?
Hey, ghost, you knew me before as Asho.
Oh, God, you know that I transferred it.
Oh, God.
You've really helped me discover my true self.
Oh, my God.
I was just talking about.
Good fucking Lord.
Friend Zicada, what's up to my boy Friend Zakata?
CREASIN ZAKADA MAN!
Fuck man.
Show was getting good and then completely nosedive to shit.
I know, Frieza.
I know, dude.
These fucking people are sick, man.
Look at this.
True trans statistics radio.
All right.
These people are blaming me for people turning trans and listening to my show.
What is this, Raiden Snake?
Ghost, guess what?
I'm back, and now I'm a man.
What did you think I was already a man?
All right, look, all right, you guys want to go here?
Y'all want to continue doing this?
I'm going to take a break.
All right, where's my pipe?
Where's my fucking pipe?
So I can get some goddamn stress relief from all these trolls trying to pretend that, oh, ghost, everybody's turning into a trans testicle because they're listening to your shell.
Oh, my God.
You're a groomler and all this other bullshit.
All right, you know, before I get there, I gotta finish Women or Stinky Holes' video.
All right, so let's just finish this video and we'll move on.
Where's my pipe?
Where's my fucking pipe?
Here it is, right here.
Thank God.
Jesus.
Oh, my God.
I can't fucking believe you people, man.
And what now?
What?
True 41% radio?
You fucking son of a bitch.
You fucking son of a bitch, man.
Jesus fucking Christ, you guys, man.
I'm not going to forgive you, sons of bitches, for this.
My God.
This is going to stick in my head forever.
And if I'm ever feeling sorry for you, pieces of shit, I'm telling you right now.
What?
What?
Ghost, I have a confession.
I have been living as a trans woman for the past 12 years, and that is why I have not introduced you to the world.
Get the fuck out!
But with all of the transitions, I have decided to return.
Amen.
God.
SpongeBob, call after Stinky Holes video.
Listen, I haven't even gotten through with Stinky Holes video because of you fuckers.
It is good to see so many positive role models in this community.
Thank you, Ghost, for supporting us.
Trans Folk Chill.
Oh, God.
Did you?
Look, I had nothing to.
Just play the fucking video.
Christ!
I mean, for Christ's sake, man.
Hey, look at this.
This is true Canadian hicks.
Canadian hicks.
I can't believe you people did this to me tonight.
I told you not to mess with me.
And let me tell you something.
You goddamn sons of bitches.
You're going to be lucky if I'm even coming here on Thursday or even Saturday.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
I tell you that right goddamn now.
Anyway, what we're watching here is a bunch of Canadian hicks.
Oh, Christ.
What?
Ghost, I decided to come out to you since you're the only one in our up with this shit already!
This is pissing me off!
You can suck on my fruitcake.
Oh, God.
Look, a Canadian spit.
Look, shut up.
All right, shut the fuck up, man.
All of you people in the chat room, all of you people listening, man, do not.
I don't want to hear nothing about trannies again.
All right?
I don't want to hear nothing about trannies again.
Turning listeners into fruits with his 15-inch prostate pulverizing magic season.
Turning ponies into monies going balls deep into troll listeners' booty hole.
Up and down.
You guys are assholes.
You guys are fucking dickheads, man.
T Gore.
I fantasize about Amy Daly pre-op ramming my shit funnel wearing a ghost mask.
Shut up.
That's a fucking troll.
And everybody knows it, man.
That's a fucking troll, and everybody knows it.
Can we get back to women are stinking holes in fucking video?
Stop donating already, man.
Just cut the shit.
Cut the fucking shit.
You fucking ass blast enthusiast.
Now, don't show your tits.
Didn't think anyone could have been naked lowly figures for a side job.
What?
That's why he ISNT on Ralph's stream anymore because he got blown out.
You're talking about Flamenco?
Oh my God.
Ghost, I want to thank you and Amy Daly for encouraging me to be my true self, which is the name of a good book for those interested in transitioning.
Listen to me, man.
Please stop.
I'm really, I'm really fucking disgusted, man.
I really want to throw up nasty chicken grease and corn oil and cream of wheat with five-day-old cereal and stomach plasma with the type of shit you are fucking accusing me of doing.
I did not use this show to turn people trans, you fucking dickheads.
All right?
Shut the fuck up.
And Winter Wolf with a diamond.
Happy Trans Tuesday.
I raised my shot to you.
Dude, fuck you.
All right.
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you FUCK YOU FUCK YOU Whaaaaaaaaat We had some fun times together, Ghosty, but I have a confession to make.
I am a trans now.
I am a mother.
All right, dude.
Listen to me.
Listen, stop, dude.
You're really pissing me off.
I'm definitely not coming here for fucking Thursday.
You go fuck yourselves.
Seriously, if you all think I'm going to show up here on Thursday after this shit, fuck you.
Seriously, fuck you.
I'll never forgive you pieces of shit for this.
I'll never forgive you.
And what is this Canadian hit shit that I've been trying to watch?
What?
What?
True 41% radio.
Can you all fuck the fuck off, please?
Seriously, man.
Fuck the fuck off.
Oh, my God.
And what am I watching here?
Semi-truck races, for Christ's sake?
Is this what the fuck they're doing in Canadia?
IS THIS WHAT THEY'RE DOING IN FUCKING CANADIA?!
Jesus Christ, no wonder Canadians are a bunch of freak shows.
Peter Pan Fruit Bone Video00:15:11
Serious, man.
People from Canadia are a bunch of maple leaf up the ass having dead moose humping pieces of fucking crap.
I'm sorry.
So shove a moose amber up your ice hole.
Are we done with this?
Yeah, look at this.
We're done with this.
Anyway, that was Canadian Hicks courtesy of women or stinky holes.
Ghost, would you rank my bussy?
Dude, shut the fuck up.
Leaky dick ghost.
Look at that.
That's fucking great, isn't it?
Somebody calling themselves Leaky Dick Ghost.
That's these are fucking fans, folks.
Remember, these are fucking fans out here.
What is it, Derwick?
Grumler Groomler, what you gonna do when the tranny police come for you?
Groomler Groomer.
Fuck off, dude.
All right, fuck off.
What you gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do?
Groomler Groomler, what you gonna do when the tranny police come for you?
Dude, I'm getting about done with this shit.
I've had about enough of this shit.
What is this?
Michigan underwater.
Two Michigan dams have been breached.
Evacuations are underway, and the National Guard has been called.
I don't know if that's true.
We'll see.
Ghost, please don't be mad, but I have decided that I am a girl dog, not a boy dog.
Leave my fucking dog out of this stupid troll, you dumb fucking assholes.
Leave my fucking dog alone.
And we've got a couple of $2 donos here.
One that says trans truck drag racing, whatever the fuck that is.
And what is this?
Another one that's, what is this?
Big me kit.
I don't know what the hell that is.
Damn, Alex, never knew you were so based.
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, dude, but I am so pissed off at you people.
You people are supposed to be my fucking fans over here.
And you all are insinuating that my show is turning people into trans testicles.
You all are insinuating that my show is turning people into trans testicles.
And I really don't appreciate what the hell you're insinuating, all right?
I really don't appreciate it one bit.
So let me get to the next dono here.
This is by Norst Brony.
Norst Brony requested this and said, have another Fred Willard clip.
By the way, R.I.P. Fred Willard, 86 years of age.
Not too bad, bro.
His next story takes us to the bottom of the story.
Here's Norse Brony.
Randy Constant is a 50-year-old man who likes to skip around in green leotards.
He's totally obsessed with I couldn't believe when I heard that he was 86.
This is something I invented called the Pixie Dance.
What the fuck?
No, no.
I think I was about 8.
Come on.
My dad, you know, I'd like to be a fairy.
Because he probably wondered what kind of a child that was coming to be.
Look at me.
I'm pausing as old.
Whoa.
I mean, can we fucking stop with these fruity ass videos?
Can we fucking stop, please?
And Billy F.U., the thing in Michigan is true.
Well, if the thing in Michigan is true, doesn't everybody find it rather convenient that they're having breaching dams in the midst of Whitmer being totalitarian and being called out by our own fucking people?
Huh?
Why, hello there, Lil Ghosty.
I heard about your recent transition and was wondering if you do visits on the down low.
Ah, fuck off.
That's not the real Alex Jones.
But here, here's another.
Norst Brony requested this.
Some fucking baguette that's obsessed with being Peter Pan.
Peter Pan.
There's any way to explain why a 50-year-old man would want to run around dressed like Peter Pan.
Always dressed up here.
For the past 30 years, Randy Constant has been leaving.
I mean, because he's fucking neurotic.
He probably takes psychotropic drugs.
And he's a fruiter.
He's a fruiter.
Hey, there, ghost.
Yeah.
Former Mike Hawk.
After tonight's show, I've decided to transition to Mike Hunt.
Thank you for giving me the courage to become the real me.
Look, listen, man, I don't want any more trolls of this nature.
What is this?
No offense, but you're a son of a drink.
Oh, here's Ron.
Yeah, here's Ron for Christ's sake.
Listen, stop donating to me already, you fucking pieces of trash.
Seriously.
And Piss Goblin, LOL, I'm sorry that my call caused this much of a shitstorm.
I'm okay, and I do think some of the donos are funny, though, our tad try-hard.
But seriously, good luck with the rest of your show.
I'm probably going to rest soon so night.
Especially when they're in the middle of the middle.
Oh, brain.
Here's Hitler's dick.
That's great, dude.
Can we get back to Norse Brony's fucking goddamn stupid video of some 50-year-old man obsessed with fucking dressing up as Peter fucking pan?
Peter Pan in every way imaginable.
There was a vintage shop that has this real belt to dress.
To dress the part, Randy had to learn how to sew women's dresses in the Peter Pan outfits.
The home of the free, ain't that America.
So far, he's handmade 15 outfits, which allows him to dress like his hero every day.
I'm serious.
When I found out that he dresses like that all the time, I was like, wow, he takes us farther than I thought he did.
Flamingo just dropped a diamond and said, I am now Flamingo.
Sanks, Ghost Senpon.
Fuck you, Flamingo, man.
Don't even fucking contribute to this troll.
Quit ripping me off.
I was the one who turned my head.
Fuck you, Joe Rogan.
Fuck you.
Oh, God, man.
Look.
Shut the fuck up, please.
All right.
Shut up about the trans shit.
Enough of this fucking troll.
All right?
Look, where the fuck did that sticker come from in my chat room?
Ghost made me trans pieces of fucking shit.
Get back to Norse Brody's video for fuck's sake.
What now?
41% success rate.
Piss F-word.
I hope you don't wake up.
All right, leave Piss Goblin alone, for fuck's sake.
Stay childlike.
Good God.
Look at this fruiter.
I still have a haircut for a four-year-old.
It doesn't stop at the Man Child America, for fuck's sake.
You're looking at Man Child America.
I fuss with my hair a lot, and I do have my little beauty secrets about it.
And so that's as far as it would go about my hair.
It is what it is, and it grows out of my head.
You fucking drink.
Just like a 50-year-old still lives with his mother.
He models his regular diet after a parentless six-year-old.
I eat a lot of never food.
I eat a lot of junk food.
I eat a lot of hostess Twinkies.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Can we please this?
How long is this?
But Randy burns it off by spending over 15 hours a week practicing his Peter Pan moves.
Are you fucking kidding me?
This guy's in his backyard prancing around in a fucking Peter Pan.
You have to be practical.
You have to avoid areas where somebody was.
What happened to us?
What did we become?
That's about the thing that we can possibly do.
Gee, I didn't realize I could jump that high.
Randy's not just Peter Pan at home.
He's Peter Pan everywhere.
You shit.
Even though that's going to lose a job and his 20-year marriage.
Being Peter Pan means I can wear what I like, play what I like, play whatever I like.
Winter the Wolf said I wish I could flame a coconut big enough for my head.
Hello.
Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if this is the new Twitch mod out here.
This fucking Peter Pan fruit bone.
It's a boy.
Peter.
Oh, okay.
There's a boy's name.
Look at these people.
You just want to fucking live.
Get away from me.
Get away from me, Peter Pan.
It works.
I already checked up on the screen.
That means you don't have to.
Put the PCC on.
What is this?
All right, Hitler's dick.
We get it, dude.
Okay, we get it.
I'm not in the mood for this shit right now, dude.
Seriously.
I am not in the mood for this shit.
Panda, Ghost Panda just dropped the diamond and said, Michigan Dam deep state war on Elon Battery Plant.
That's actually a very interesting footnote there that the Michigan Dam, I think it's rather convenient that they have been breached, considering that Whitmer has been one of the most totalitarian governors out in the United States and her people.
Two shout outs today: Happy birthday, Flamenco, and a very happy birthday, 65th birthday to our dear transition.
Listen, dude, I've had enough of the training.
On a serious note, I'm done on the there's no yeah, trans Peter Pan.
Yeah, we get it, dude.
Listen, just stop donating to me already.
Seriously, do you understand that, Milky Liquors?
All right, I'm tired of you fucking colon tenderizing, goo cheese licking, scat, snorting pieces of fucking colon fucking loving shit.
Just leave me alone, dude.
I am so flustered and pissed off today.
Just fucking leave me alone.
Play the rest of Norse Bros.
I'm fucking tired of you fucks.
And just like the real Peter Pan, I'm tired.
Constantly on the lookout for his Tigger Bell.
Hello.
I love you.
Thank you.
Get the fuck out of here.
This guy ain't eating chicks with a goddamn Peter Pan outfit.
This fucking fruiter isn't meeting Broads.
Get out of here.
The better the pants, the better.
It worked for Bon Jovi.
It can work for him.
Get out of here.
Despite the challenges, forever.
I don't see it.
Holy slips and breaks.
It's the way I choose to live my life.
And I'm having a ball.
Great.
Great.
Ain't that America?
He won't grow up.
Even if you kind of want him to.
Ain't that America?
Ain't that America?
And what the hell is this?
Engineer.
Dude, don't make fun of the engineer.
Okay, leave the engineer alone, you fucking shithead.
Oh, my God, dude.
What a fucking show this has been, man.
165.
I told y'all not to mess with me.
Call SpongeBob.
All right, hold on.
Let's take a call here.
Okay, we got this fucking asshole, SpongeBob.
All right, let's go ahead.
Hold on, what, Piss Goblin?
At the 41% success rate, donator.
My girl cock is 41% bigger than yours.
So you can choke on that blog.
Good night.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
All right.
All right.
Let's see.
Let's continue here.
All right.
Let's see what we have here.
We've got.
All right.
Who the hell is this?
SpongeBob, what's up?
I'd buy that for us.
SpongeBob again.
Thanks for taking my call.
Hi, Ghost.
It's me, SpongeBob again.
Thanks for taking my call.
I just wanted to follow up on your traumas from last show.
I know you said you really do not like cartoons, but you should know that we love you.
In fact, I find you very sexually appealing.
I want to lick your sweaty butthole while checking you off and take a hop load of your tumbrid in my yellow face.
I want to lick up your old man baby soft.
That makes me feel so horny.
I have to go beat my dick now.
See you later, you sexy nigger.
All right, get this fucking idiot.
Are you fucking kidding me?
You made like three donos so that you can be some fucking sick pervert as SpongeBob, you fucking idiot.
Oh my god.
All right, let me take a couple more calls here.
I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna end on that.
Who the fuck is uh how about 440?
What's up?
Hey Ghost, how's it going?
It ain't going too very good.
I'll tell you that right down now.
It ain't going good.
Ghost, you're a toxic person about having a toxic fan base.
Hold on, we're getting a donut.
I'm gonna be able to audience as a majority of the money.
My 50 and a half inch of pure imagination saying that I'm gonna toxic.
I'm gonna be playing when your fan base is dishing out what you have been giving them.
No shit.
Shut goes can be even more.
Do you think I got a toxic fan base?
Yeah, definitely.
Amy Daly, Ghost Can't play X-rays.
Get him out of here.
Ghost, this is our rated at best, and a reminder you're to blame for chicks with dicks.
I am not.
All right, dude, shut up, all right?
What is this?
41% isn't enough.
Piss F-word.
You don't have the cock.
You cut it off.
Go to sleep.
And what the hell do you say at the end?
Go to sleep and die.
All right, that's enough.
We're not encouraging people to die here, okay?
All right, look, I've taken a couple of damn calls.
Let's go back to another dono here because we got so many of them piled up.
So let's go to Marshall Burnsey who said, how about some wings of redemption?
Dude, stop donating me this fat piece of shit.
All right.
Seriously, I fucking do not like wings of redemption.
This is a fat waste of life.
All right, everybody, look, bow your heads, bow your heads.
Let's fucking pray.
All right.
Everybody bow your heads and let's pray.
God, please stricken fucking wings of redemption with what?
The globalists turned the frogs gay.
Ghost turned the chat gay.
I didn't do shit, fucking leaky dick ghost.
Shut up, all right.
Anyway, God, if you could please hear me.
Look, you fucking, I'm praying to the Lord.
Piss goblin, you are a reprobate failure and a scientifically baffling fuck up.
Your dad, no matter how supportive he may pretend to be, has at least once considered suicide due to your choices.
All right, don't stop with this.
Can we stop with this, please?
Jesus Christ, we're getting to Marshall Burnsey's here.
I'm trying to have a goddamn prayer here, all right?
Is everybody ready?
Here it is.
God, can you please stricken this fat pile of fat fucking human protoplasm called Wings of Redemption?
What the fuck?
I'm pleased to announce I have now fully transitioned into a girl girl with a feminine genus.
Please refer to me as Transy Pally.
Thank you for helping me to be my true self.
Cheers.
I'm trying to pray to the Lord, asshole.
I'm trying to pray to the Lord.
And you fuckers keep fucking interrupting.
Look at that shit.
Black ghost.
Hey, my N-word, when is my closest video playing?
I mean, what are you talking about, you fucking...
I know you're one of my blacks, but it doesn't mean that you deserve fucking special treatment, dude.
You've got about, you've got a lot of them to wait for.
Let's just put it that way.
You got about at least seven or eight before yours is coming up there, black ghost, all right?
So Jesus Christ, stop being so fucking eager like some fucking minority in a welfare recipient line, you fuck.
Wings of Redemption Moron00:12:48
And what now?
Interrupting races.
Here it is.
Yeah, I don't condone this.
All right.
I don't condone this.
Anyway, look, I was trying to pray to the Lord about please stricken fucking wings of redemption with a goddamn fucking heart attack or some kind of shutdown of the internal organs or some shit.
But listen to this.
Shout out to Tub Guy, who I hear is transitioning to the shower.
Hope I'm not outing him.
All right, whatever, asshole.
Shut up, Winter the Wolf, all right?
All right, play this stupid fucking moron Wings of Redemption.
I'm serious.
This guy's a fat fucking loser that needs to be stricken with a heart attack, a stroke, some kind of a diabetic fit, something.
Please, Lord, listen to me.
Father, Son, the Holy Ghost, fucking stupid ass wings of redemption we hate the most.
All right, play this shit by Marshall Burnsey.
All right, I'm tired of this fat fuck.
Dude, I turned the only interest I had in life into my job.
I'm tired of the only thing I'm locking live from my job.
Being some fat fucking moron playing fucking Call of Duty.
I mean, what's what you aspire to, you fat fucking loser?
He's feeling sorry for himself again.
Poor me.
Poor me.
Hold on, pause this.
We just got a blip.
Don't worry, ghost.
I am working on it.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
We just got a blip here.
What's going on?
Huck up.
Did we just get shut off?
What the hell happened?
What the hell happened?
Hold on just a second.
Did we just get turned off?
Hold on just a second.
What the hell's happening?
What the hell's happening?
What's going on here?
What's going on here?
Testies.
What the hell happened?
Am I?
Did I just get cut off?
Did I just get cut off here?
What the hell?
Come on, man.
Are you kidding me?
What the hell happened?
No, come on.
Oh, my God.
What did I get banned for?
Did I get banned?
What the fuck happened to him?
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Did I get banned because of the goddamn these idiots and their stupid donos for Christ's sake?
Is that what happened?
Is that really what happened for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ.
Did I get banned because of these idiots for Christ's sake?
Oh, God.
Oh, great.
Oh, fucking great.
Hold on.
Put the PC shot off.
What is this?
Did we just get banned or something?
Oh, God.
Hold on.
Let me see.
Hold on.
Calm down.
Why are they still fucking doing this?
I fucking pay unlike a certain minority.
We're all very fond of.
Oh, God.
Hold on.
Let me stop streaming.
Can you not count for three shekels?
Hold on.
Can you calm down?
And gotta make this one TTS because you don't read the whole thing.
Banned here.
Did we get banned?
Hello, Testes.
Testies.
One, two.
Testies, Testes, one, two, three.
I mean, seriously, what the hell's going on here?
What the hell's going on?
Jesus Christ, man.
What the hell happened?
Are we back anyway?
Look, I don't know what the hell happened.
The entire site is fucking up according to the Switch the Channel Diamond.
Okay, the entire channel is messing up.
Are we back here?
It looks like we are back.
Unfortunately, it seems as if this is a site-wide situation here.
My apologies.
Winter the Wolf dropped the diamond.
Please upgrade your Fisher Price modem.
It's a whole site.
Somebody just said the whole site here.
Not even my website effed as hard as D-Live as right now.
You know, come on.
You're kind of asking for a lot of, you know, anyway, let's not go there.
AK talk back.
Holy fuck.
Kumi Sanders, I'm going to send another report and get banned.
I didn't get banned, you idiot.
All right.
Everybody's having a problem all over the goddamn D Live.
And the stream was like ghost for a bit black.
Okay, I have no idea.
Let me replay a couple of donos that came in.
All right.
Let me replay a couple of donos that came in.
Here's God.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Don't worry, ghost.
I am working on it.
I'm working on it here when it comes to wings of redemption.
Another one here by Black Ghost.
Black Ghost.
Here it is.
At least I fucking pay unlike a certain minority we're all very fond of.
Just give me the number of videos till it's gonna be played.
Can you not count for three shekels?
Fuck Sake.
N gotta make this one TTS because you don't read the whole thing.
Dyslexic race.
I'm not dyslexic, dude.
Shut the fuck up, all right?
Anyway, let's get back.
Here's another one by Esriel that came in during the blip.
For the official true capitalist radio, true undertale radio torial fan club, we still need a VP and a treasurer as the spot.
All right, we don't want it to be organizer.
Anyway, it says the entire site was fucking up here, so I hope everybody is back.
My apologies, folks.
All right, I didn't mean for this huge blip to happen, but it is what it is.
All right, let's go ahead and go back to Marshall Burnsey's Wings of Redemption video.
Here it is, all right.
Here he is.
Poor me.
Poor me.
Kumi Sanders dropped a diamond ghost is a juice jewelestic.
I seriously hate this fat piece of trash.
I'm sorry.
All he does is camp all day.
Look at him.
Look, he's just a camper.
You know, and when he finally got challenged to a Call of Duty, this guy got.
Oh, I'm going to throw my control.
What are you doing watching this?
What?
Hampton Brandon is live.
What are you doing watching this?
Hey, Yen Tex, is Hampton Brandon watching this, baby?
Hampton Brandon, what's going on?
Ten toes down, baby.
What's going on, man?
Anyway, thank you, Yen Tex, for bringing that up.
Anyway, we're watching fucking Wings of Redemption be a fat piece of pile of protoplasm shit.
And look, clipped his wings.
Yeah, I know.
I mean, dude, you know, Wings of Redemption is a bad influence on people.
Bad influence on people.
What is this?
Mrs. Teresa Albin.
Would you like us to come and upgrade your e-machines laptop?
E-Machine?
I don't have a fucking e-machines, asshole.
We don't really get to do much anymore since half our HQ is a self-storage facility.
I don't fucking have e-machines, dude.
I'd buy that for you.
Pettis.
When will you release Transmerch?
Oh, don't even go to Trans Merch.
What kind of fucking trans merch are you talking about?
Ghost Made Me Trans or something?
Especially when Hard Legion.
Anyway, Constantine's Com just did a diamond pee-pee-poo-poo.
Yeah, real funny.
All right, go back to Marshall Burnsey's diamond.
Or not his diamond, his dono.
When it comes to Wings of Redemption, all right?
Marshall Burnsy requested this.
And oh, poor wings.
Look at him.
He's upset.
He threw a controller.
Nothing like a 30-year-old fat, 35-year-old fat fuck throwing controllers.
Wow.
It's not going my way.
Aww.
Choke yourself.
Choke yourself.
You fat fuck.
And what is this?
Winter Wolf Ghost logo with the trans bandana shirt, dude.
Fuck you.
All right.
Fuck off.
Motherfucking hardest.
You're a camper.
All right.
And people know where to aim when it comes to campers, you idiot.
Look at this camping shit.
Look at this camping shit.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Campers get shot, bitch.
How do you like that, Wings?
You fucking camping fat fucking Wendy's chili-eating piece of trash.
How do you like that?
You fucking simp for women with children.
Come on.
Yeah, you fat piece of shit.
Look, you got a Pokemon poster, you fat fuck.
Okay, monitor.
Oh, you just fucked your monitor up.
Oh, poor wings.
Look at him.
We gotta feel sorry for him now because, oh, he's a bad camper at fucking Call of Duty.
What a loser.
What a fucking loser.
Look at it.
He's camping.
I mean, give me a shot.
Like, I don't give a shit if you watch or not.
You're not worth any money to me.
Did you hear that?
Listen, listen to this.
Fucking look at this.
You call me a suckle goblin, this guy.
You ain't no money to me, so I don't care.
I don't care if you watch me, baby, as long as you give me money.
What a fat fuck.
What a fat fucking piece of trash.
You should be appreciative that anybody's even watching you game, you fat piece of crap.
And listen to him.
I don't really care.
You ain't no money to me, man.
You ain't no money to me.
Fuck it.
What a fucking piece of shit.
What a piece of fat crap.
I don't.
I mean, my grandma's here, but like, I barely see her.
Oh, my grandma's here.
Throw that controller at your grandma.
Throw that controller at your grandma, you piece of trash.
My grandma's here.
She's going to get me some Wendy's chili.
And Kumi Sanders, Wings just said loud what ghost is too scared to.
What the hell does that mean?
Not going to happen.
Fuck you!
Ha ha ha ha!
Weeeeh! Weeeeh!
Ghost turned me trans.
Wow.
Also, you're morbidly obese.
No, let me tell you something.
Did y'all see that one time when Wings of Redemption was playing a game and accidentally showed a picture of himself taking a picture of his ass in the mirror?
Now, the only reason you'd be taking a picture of your ass is because you're advertising it either on Grindr or on another gay website, hoping to somebody, hoping that you have somebody within your vicinity to plow your fat, disgusting, hairy ass.
Does everybody remember that shit?
I remember that shit very vividly.
That was a disgusting sight to see.
Why does he get behind us like that?
That was a disgusting sight to see.
How come the whole enemy team is all of a sudden tryhards?
Here it is.
Look, more camping.
More camping.
Like every one of them has like an XM8 on or a fucking BMP.
That's what you get for camping, dude.
Go in the middle of the fucking fight.
I mean, that way, if you're in the middle of the fight and you get killed, at least you were trying to go and kill the enemy, Jordy.
Instead of just sitting on your fat ass camping.
Fucking dumb fucking fat moron.
And how the hell was this recorded on a potato?
What is this?
This is a horrible fucking clip.
Yeah, keep getting mad.
Keep getting mad, you fat piece of trash.
Slow it down, Jordy.
You don't need to run around.
Nobody gives a fuck about what you play anyway.
It's not like you're going to get you suck.
Go cry to your grandma, you obese piece of shit.
You know, I'm not going to be able to do it in winning a gun.
I guarantee you.
You know what Wings of Redemption should have done with his career?
Instead of trying to sit back and pretended that he was some kind of a good gamer, he should have just ballooned up and could have been having a show about my 600-pound gamer life and would have probably had a little bit better popularity than what he is now.
I'm not even fucking kidding.
That's how the game works, buddy.
I mean, that was his destiny.
You see, every time he gets shot, he's camping.
Every time he's shot, he's camping.
Dash Rendar Video Game00:03:28
What?
Who the fuck does that?
I say that because you're a fucking piece of shit.
You're a human equivalent of a piece of shit.
You hoard shit.
Suicide.
Do you not understand the gratitude of the situation?
You fake this suicide produced.
Your fucking raw instinct.
Your fucking G-unit, Wings.
This is what you are.
This is what you brought.
You brought this on yourself because you need to.
Look at a young Blade.
And a fucking team star before he became a fucking yard troll.
All right.
How long is this?
Wings, did you spawn in?
I think we're done with this.
I think we've done about enough.
All right?
I think that's about enough of Wings of Redemption.
We've already had this for about five minutes and 43 seconds.
Anyway, thank you, Marshall Burnsey, for that.
I don't really appreciate the fact that you put a Wings of Redemption video on my goddamn stream, but what the hell?
All right, what is it?
This isn't the real T Gore, you fucking asshole.
Who the hell is this?
I'm on the line.
I want to respond to the allegations that I'm trans.
Can you put me on?
And here's Chatelet.
Wings is a pussy in a scrub.
How can he camp so much playing cod when he can camp in Fortnite like Ghost does?
I don't fucking camp anywhere.
What are you talking about?
I have to head out for the night.
Just wanted to thank you for honoring the serious topic donation and going for longer than I had expected.
It brought a good vibe to the show, and I hope that more people do this in the future.
Hey, thank you, Mike Koch.
I appreciate it.
Look at that.
My cock is pretty nice, dude.
My cock is pretty fucking nice.
All right.
Let's go ahead and get to one more dono, and then we'll get to a couple other callers here.
Dash Rendar.
Dash Rendar requested this and asked if I like EDM.
I'm not a huge fan of EDM.
I don't dislike EDM.
Don't get me wrong, but I'm not like the biggest fan ever of it.
So let's see what the hell Dash Rendar has requested as it relates to it being somewhat EDM.
Hold on, what is this?
Hail Ghostini.
I've got my copy of the secret teachings of all ages today.
Are you a fan of Manly P. Hall?
I know you want to be a Freemason.
I've been telling everybody to take a look at Manly P. Hall's work if you want to get acquainted with some of the esoteric philosophies.
So good for you.
Let's go ahead and get to Dash Rendar's video.
Is this EDM?
What is this?
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
What the fuck?
This isn't EDM.
This is this fucking midget.
Push the door.
This is his fucking mid- Oh my god.
Plus the door.
It's this fucking midget.
He's got stairs so that he can look through the peephole.
Excuse me.
Bring it out over here.
Oh my god.
There we go.
Oh my god.
Life is too short.
Look at this.
Hang on, where are you going?
Look at this.
Can we come?
Yes, you can.
When I bought it, they said you'd take away the old one and install the new one for free.
I can't take away the old one because it's still plumbed in.
Well, unplumb it then.
We can't.
Can you plumb in a new one?
Yeah.
Well, then it's the same, but in reverse.
I'm not allowed to unplumb anything.
Watching a Fucking Midget00:04:26
It's company policy.
What was I supposed to do then?
Get a plumber around to unplumb the old one so you could come around and plumb in the new one.
What?
That's madness.
Jesus Christ, is this how they fucking deal with a consumer out in the UK?
What a bunch of pricks.
Even if this guy is a fucking kickable midget.
I don't have two washing machines cluttering up in my kitchen.
I'm having a party on Saturday.
I've got famous people coming.
And they're bringing their laundry.
No.
Don't worry about it then.
Now if you party Saturday, get that unplumbed Sunday.
Jesus Christ.
Are you kidding me?
On me now before I punch a hole in the wall.
My mom I SNT, happy with you.
I am sad.
Hold on, that ain't the real T-board.
All right, shut up.
Shut up.
What is this?
WTF?
Hey, Ghostman, when are you going to get to my video?
It's under WTF.
I mean, look, we've got a lot of videos we got to do, man.
We got a lot of videos we got to do here, man.
I mean, it sucks, but, you know, this is what happens when you get piled up on videos, man.
We're going at the order they came in.
And right now, we're looking at this fucking midget.
Where are you?
At least it isn't tenable, huh?
At least it isn't tenable.
Look at this fucking little man.
Look at him.
A fucking Tonka toy body with a 78-pound fucking head.
Are you kidding me?
You make a good plumber.
She keeps getting all the fucking money.
Yeah, you know, you make a good plumber there.
You know what I mean?
Where's my bag of dope?
I need some dope for Christ's sake.
Where's my bag of dope?
Here it is.
Jesus fucking Christ.
And I got some new fucking weed from the Mexican kid that sells candy apples on the corner.
This shit's called dick cheese or some shit.
Which is pretty good.
It smells like it smells like some fucking sticky icky.
Let me tell you that right goddamn down.
Now, wait a minute.
Is this supposed to be like a reality show, or is this supposed to be some kind of a makeshift sitcom about this little fucking part?
Huh?
Fine, I'll fucking admit it.
I am allergic to onions.
All right, I knew it was.
I knew it was some fake T.
I blow up like a Jewish balloon with the ball.
I knew it was a fake T-board, you fucking piece of shit.
All right, can we just play the rest of this by fucking Dash Rendar?
And look at this broad.
She's like pissed that she even has to service for this midget.
Here we go.
Okay, now you hear.
I gotta put the smile on, yes.
I gotta put the smile on now.
There we go.
He was a very ass pressed against my face.
All right, look, look.
I know who this is.
Captain Autism, can you fucking piss off, please?
All right, seriously, piss the fuck off.
Good God.
Good God.
What?
What?
Anonymous, you smoking dick cheese?
That's the name of the fucking variant of fucking marijuana.
Okay?
That's the variant of marijuana that I'm smoking, man.
All right.
It's tetrahydrocannabinol, reefer, grass, the poo smoke.
Jesus fucking Christ.
It's called dick cheese, all right?
Good God.
Oh my god, look at this fucking little midget having to go down the stairs with us.
Are you kidding me?
Here we go.
Oh my god, look at this little midget!
Don't leave that there.
Don't leave that there, you little midget!
Go put that way, you little head over there.
You know what I mean?
Here, let me take a smoke here.
Let me take a smoke while I'm watching this fucking midget.
His hands are coming out of his armpits.
Look at this litterer.
Look at this littering piece of shit.
What a littering little bastard.
What's that?
Got the instructions.
Oh my god, give me my smoke.
What inside that?
Yeah.
That's a new one.
I know.
I wonder why you were dumping that wall.
Fuck!
And you didn't say anything.
You stupid midget.
Hold on, I gotta hold my hand when I hit the brain.
Sorry, John, he's on off.
He just fell down!
Littering Piece of Shit00:15:56
Ha, ha, ha!
Ha, ha!
Ha, ha!
The fucking midget, he just fell down, dude.
Oh my god.
Hold on, I need a fucking tissue after that first fucking hit.
I'm sorry.
Oh my god.
I'd buy that for sure.
Were you stuck on my anal prolapse, you sexy hairy ass?
All right, you're getting sick.
You're getting fucking sick, autism.
I mean, I know you were a sick bastard, but now you're just fucking full-fledged sick now, dude.
You're fucking full-fledged, sick bastard now.
All right, let's get to one more before I take another call here.
Let's get to Noble Savage.
Noble Savage requested this one and he said, Ghost, your take on those picky sandbags eating Mexican food was fucking hilarious.
So, in the spirit of humor, they're eating gelato.
The old guy you hated is a fellow sage of butter himself.
What?
All right, let's take a look at Noble Savage.
He actually requested this for a $30, $30 bucker.
So, we'll probably have to watch the whole thing of this one.
All right, now what are we watching?
So-called tribal people trying gelato for the first time.
Now, I'm not too big on gelato myself, so let's see what these goddamn fucking uh turban-wearing camel jockey sons of bitches have to say about gelato.
Hold on, what?
What?
Ghost, I am coming out as trans.
Please don't be angry.
Yeah, whatever, fucking can't Captain fucking tranny, whatever your name is.
All right, here it is.
And what is it?
I can feel the fragrance spreading inside my body.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
We prefer our food to be medicine.
I agree with that.
But it's fuckin' gelato!
These people haven't even tasted ice cream.
Oh!
Oh my god, these people haven't even tried ice cream for Christ's sake.
What kind of primitive shit is this?
I eat the fada sometimes since it has ice cream on it, too.
What is it?
What?
Put the PC shot off.
What is this?
Transler's cunt.
Traps are gay.
They are gay, okay?
Traps are gay.
Just FYI, no matter what Flamenco says.
They're gay.
I'm a fucking gang. I'm a fucking gang. I'm a fucking gang.
I have never tried ice cream.
This is unbelievable.
This is decent content here.
Hurry up, Allah, snack bar and eat the fucking shit.
About Not a monster known as Gelato.
Oh, that's great.
All right, let's see.
Alright, shut up.
Don't fucking don't taste it.
Eat it.
Let's take a look at their faces.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Reddick.
Some of them are like cat easy.
Explore body.
It's a fucking scoop.
I think it's more bites now, sweet and cold.
I think it'd be good for good health.
Good health.
It's very good.
It's good to eat.
It tastes like an apple.
It tastes like an apple.
Encouraging transgenderism is all well and good, but calling traps gay?
Only they go.
Dude, don't look.
Hold on, shut up.
We've gotten over the whole trans shit.
And all of you people, there it is, Captain Desi.
Fuck off cap autism.
I am not allowing you to bully me anymore.
I want my ass to be a vagina.
Tight cap to ban ghost the trap wrangler.
All right, dude, that's enough.
Here I was.
I thought it was really Captain Desi over here.
And lo and behold, you fucking idiots are sitting here just fucking using Captain Desi as one of your trolls.
Look, I am not trying to do anything other than spark synapses in the brains of folks on this broadcast.
You know, I'm trying to provide some family entertainment on this broadcast, all right?
Don't claim that my fucking broadcast is turning people into trannies.
Don't you dare go there.
Don't you fucking dare.
Don't don't you dare fucking piece of crap.
Put fucking play the play the rest of this fucking Noble Savage video here.
I have extracted fruit juices and put it in it.
Hey, look at them.
They love it.
You should have put some bacon bits in there.
What?
Ghost, thanks to your show.
I have come to realize that I am not a wolf fag.
I am a wildcat fag.
Thank you so much for allowing me to finally accept my true self.
And I hope you chop it up.
I don't want any more of these fucking stupid donoss.
I don't want any more of these stupid donos claiming that I helped them become trans or any of that bullshit.
All right, well, I've had just about enough of that.
I've had just about enough of that shit.
Now let's get back to Noble Savage's video.
Everybody shut the f**k up.
I mean seriously man, any one of these guys could have a f**king bomb under the shirt right now.
Seriously, would you be comfortable in a fucking elevator with these guys?
Come on, I'm not being racist.
I'm just saying.
All of a sudden these people have palates and they can taste the walnuts.
Since everyone is coming out, I am deciding to come out as trans woman and trans polar bear.
Oh, sorry, ghost.
I need another smoke.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Noble Savage.
We'll get back to your video in just a second.
I need another smoke with all this fucking stupid tranny bullshit, man.
You got to hold it in when it hit the brain.
Sheckles can be even dearer friends, especially without.
All right, I've had about enough.
I have had enough.
Okay, Hitler's dick, everybody.
I've had enough, dude.
Play Noble Savage's daddy.
Did he say he suck my dick?
They're enjoying it.
Look at him.
They're enjoying it.
This bitch is tasting apples and bananas.
Out there in the sun, in the desert, this should be great.
The hell is Needo?
Is he talking about joggers?
It's a fucking death.
Yeah, it's a fucking death.
What an idiot old man.
Paul Ghandek, I don't care about it.
I've seen and listened to my friends.
It's a gelato.
You're telling us now, huh?
It's a fruit.
telling us this.
Well, he's not wrong, you know.
Like I told you, stick a butter a day keeps the doctor away.
Stick a butter a day keeps the doctor away.
It keeps the doctor away.
Now I can say enjoy this.
I can see that thing, but I want to know it again.
What is the name of this?
This is Mint Slivered.
It's a second mint.
If we eat it, we can give it a little bit of bacon bits.
We can see it.
I'm on a ham sandwich!
This is for Puddin's sake.
We don't say Puddin's sake.
I'm on a ham sandwich!
If Puddin's sake is ruined, what do you want to do?
I'm bullying.
There's a mix-up.
There's a mix-up.
You know, the old guy is talking really red pill college.
You know, talking about using latest medicine.
Look at how old he is.
I doubt that.
He was vaccinated.
I doubt that he was subjected to any Western medicine.
And look at how old that old fuck is.
I am not trans yet, ghost.
I can't afford women's clothes.
And I used to wear G-strings, but they chaffed my anus.
Dude, shut up.
Don't even get around about that.
The last thing I want to see is your barreled ass in a fucking bikini, dude.
I don't even want to fucking think about that in my head.
Fucking pet Mexican, for Christ's sake.
What?
What?
What now?
Ghost, I want to thank you for showing me the light.
I am no longer a tour fag.
I am now lusting after Undyne.
Thank you for showing me the light.
I don't care.
This will not affect my presence.
I don't care.
I don't fucking care.
Jesus fucking Christ, that's real, man.
Because it doesn't get warm and the mouth will be very good.
It's a delicious thing.
But what's the smell of it is that it doesn't suit it.
What's the smell of it is that it makes it happy with it.
Mint is fragrant, refreshing for the breath.
I'm going to make a taste of it.
The smell of it jumps to it.
What do you say?
I'm going to say that...
Right before you win.
Right before I behead Jew, I want to taste one of these.
I'll get five.
They say, what is the blood?
It's chocolate, and it's a javati.
It's a photo.
And it's a hudna.
If someone says, if I like this, then no doubt about it.
It's a good thing.
Are you kidding me?
Since me, is he good for help here for a week for sure this over the previous two?
So, how do you feel?
We ate Narelda.
Huh?
I liked it because they had the taste of coconut, albans and shorthoom, whatever the hell that is.
They were tasty like a goat's nut.
I mean, I shouldn't say goat because we do have a lot of goat lovers here.
Winter the Wolf dropped the diamond type.
Typical Eskimo going from one nasty tuna to another.
Gelato, it was very good.
Three or two, it was very good.
Three or two, it was very good.
Take it home for the family, try it out, put it on each other, paint each other.
Pet Mexican, you need to back the fuck up.
I am the only trans-Mexican here.
Thanks, Skunkler.
Do you want a signed DVD copy of my first porn?
No, we're not promoting pornographic material here, alright?
We're not promoting pornographic materials.
It's family entertainment.
What did you say?
Did you say strawberry?
No.
Vanilla.
All right.
What's up?
All of those people.
All right.
We're watching a bunch of Alas snack bars that love the gelato now.
Anyways, if you like it, please write it in your comments.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
Stop bombing my country.
Thank you.
All right, thank you very much, there, Noble Savage, with a little bit of some, you know, interesting taste test by Awa Snack Bars of Gelato.
All right, what is this?
Trannies, calm down.
I have enough rope for all of you.
All right, dude.
We look, we're not promoting the hurt, the hurting, or or any kind of violence towards any group, okay?
We're not advocating none of that shit, okay?
Come on, stop that crap.
Stop that crap.
All right, let's take a couple of goddamn calls here since we've got some people that got some shit that they're eager to talk about.
So let's see who we have here.
How about the Devil Ghostler?
What's going on, Devil Ghostler?
Take that shit off.
First of all, I don't appreciate that shit.
I don't appreciate that shit one fucking bit.
Picasso Vagina and Apricot Seeds00:03:19
All right.
You mentioned the old man talk about using food as medicine.
Are these the same peoples that worship and consume the apricot seed?
Well, that's the northern Pakistani people.
So if many of them come from that particular region of upper northern Pakistan, those are the people that kind of use the apricot seed as not just a means of resources against certain health ailments, but they also kind of worship it.
But yeah, you're absolutely right, Anonymous.
Thank you for bringing that up.
Winter the Wolf, I am ready for my ghost brand dick blender.
All right, dude, that's enough.
All right.
Anyway, look, what you heard in that last call, somebody trying to backmask what I say.
Somebody did that back in 2009 or 2010.
They started backmasking like a bunch of my fucking radio shows and tried to claim that it said satanic shit or something else.
Report of the win.
Evening ghost.
I've been a fan of your show for a long time.
Bullshit.
Just stopping by to take you and your chat for all the support.
All your encouragement has helped convince me to make the full transition to becoming Ice Poseidon's girlfriend.
That's pretty funny.
Amy, I prefer my women not to have a Picasso vagina, but thanks for the offer.
Oh my God, Skunkler.
Come on.
Picasso vagina.
Is that what we call like an artificial vagina on a male-to-female transition?
When they cut the balls and cock off, is that we're going to call it Picasso vagina?
That's wrong if we're going to go there.
Okay, that's wrong.
All right.
That is wrong, and I'm not condoning that.
Picasso vaginas.
I'm not doing that.
All right.
Let's take a couple more callers here.
Let's take who do we got here?
How about let's take a number?
Let's take a number here who's been on hold for a while.
How about how about 602?
What's up, dude?
Hey, can you hear me?
Yeah, we can hear you.
What's up, man?
Hey, Ghost, I can't hear you at all.
Oh, my bad.
Can you hear me now?
Sorry about that.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, thank you so much for taking my call, Ghost.
I really appreciate the fan reach out.
Hey, man, thank you, man.
What's going on?
Who are you?
Why don't you give us a little bit of a 411 on who you are and shit?
Look, Ghost, I've been a fan of yours since like probably 2014.
And let me just say, you know, I think like 98% of your fans are great people, but I don't really want to trust the troll tarots with any sort of information if you don't mind.
Believe me, I understand.
Believe me, they don't call my community the most toxic community on the internet for nothing, man.
So, I don't blame you.
You want to give a shout out or something?
No, I don't.
Actually, the reason I was, I've been, I've been trying to get on call for a couple of weeks now, and I was just curious.
You know, I'm sorry, you know, I'm in the middle of college.
Saving Money vs Bar Bills00:03:32
I'm in the position where I'm going to be graduating soon and starting building up some revenue and capital.
Okay, so what, what, what you want to know?
What, did he just hang up?
The fucking guy just hung up.
The fucking guy just hung up for Christ's sake.
Well, look, if I'm assuming he wanted some advice or something, I have no idea.
The guy just hung up.
But if you're wanting some advice after college, first of all, I hope you don't have college debt.
Because if you have college debt, you need to factor that into any kind of income that you're going to have post-college.
Okay, so for instance, if after taxes you're making $2,000 a week, you better factor that on a monthly scale.
Well, maybe not $2,000.
That's a lot of money.
Maybe if you're making $1,000 a week, okay, times that by four weeks in a month, that's $4,000.
And you've got a $500 or $800 a month damn payment for some college.
I'd strongly advise you to just go ahead and mark that off of your post-taxed income right off the bat.
And then from that point on, I would be minimal.
I would be absolutely minimal in my expenses.
All right.
And how do you be minimal in your expenses?
You live close to where you work.
One thing I don't understand about people is that they live totally far away from their work.
I have no fucking idea what kind of sense does that make.
I mean, because you're spending it on gas.
You're spending it if you buy a car.
And if you have a car, that means that you're either paid for one cash.
So that means you have to either substantially save or you got it on a car payment, which you got to add to your monthly fucking bills.
And on top of the car payment, you got to have it insured.
So if you live close to where you work, you can either buy a bicycle, which I mean, no one's frowning on that anymore.
You're actually with all these climate change nutcases, you might even find yourself a pretty leftist piece of shit broad who may give you the skins because you're riding a bicycle because she may think you're green.
But either way, if you live close to where you work, you don't have to pay for gas.
You don't have to get a car.
You don't have to get, you know, these expenses that you can just count out.
Okay.
And once you get a place, you have to make sure that you're comfortable in that place.
Remember, you know, just because you can get a cheap apartment or just because you can get a cheap place to live doesn't mean that it's the best place to live for you.
Remember, if you're working hard, if you're working at a job that you really don't like what you're doing, but you're doing it for the paycheck, well, then you want to live somewhere where you appreciate coming home to, okay?
You know, so you got to factor in, you know, how much time you're going to spend at home or whether or not you're somebody that wants to go out.
You want to go to the bars, you want to go to the clubs, things of that nature.
Because if you're more, if you care more about going out, then the digs or the apartment that you're in, it doesn't really make that much of a difference if you're always out.
But if you're somebody that doesn't want to spend the money, because remember, when you go out into a bar, you're going to fucking waste a lot of money.
Believe me, I mean, every time I go to a bar, I'm dropping at least $100 minimum.
Dispensing Income Advice00:04:15
Minimum.
All right.
If it's just me and Mrs. Ghost, I mean, you could save that by fucking getting a goddamn 12-pack of Miller High Life for like eight bucks or whatever the hell it costs right now.
I've been fucking drinking some of the import shit, so I haven't been drinking any of the wettas.
But, you know, you get the cheap beer, you can kick back at home, and that's why you got to factor in whether or not your home is worth paying a little more for if you're going to be in the home a lot more often.
Ghost is Professor X, and the show is his school for transmuting.
All right, shut up.
Oh, is that what I'm doing now?
I'm trying to help people on how to dispense their income, and these people are now saying that that's trans shit, huh?
Shut the fuck up.
All right, one more call, and we're going to go back to fucking donos, dude.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, look who it is.
It's Pettis.
Pettus Radio Graffiti.
Hey, ghost, what's up?
Oh, look who it is.
It's Pettis.
He's actually talking.
What's going on?
It's actually me.
I just want to say that I did not donate that shitty Oriental rap video earlier.
That was a piece of shit.
Oh, come on, dude.
You said that you were bumping that shit in your car, dude.
Come on.
I would never bump that shit, dude.
Well, all right.
Well, look, let me give you something.
Let me get, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Let me give you some props at least.
Because I know I dig on you throughout the show.
At least you called up, and at least you're talking.
So I got to give you some props.
Although you got some people in the chat room now talking shit about you.
Just wait until my video dono comes up.
They're going to love it.
Oh, so you.
Okay, so there's a video dono that you actually donated?
Or you're.
Well, I know, but you said that that fruit ball video wasn't yours.
It wasn't.
Okay, that dono had one less S. If there's three S's, it's probably me.
Jesus Christ.
S's, really?
Holy shit.
Yeah, no, I misspelled the name.
That's my fucking point, you dyslexic.
Oh, well, now I'm dyslexic because I don't know how many fucking S's you got in your faggy ass name.
Oh, shit.
You see what you made me do?
Get this guy.
Hang up on him, for Christ's sake.
You see what he made me do?
You see what the fuck this guy just made me do?
You see what I'm saying about this fucking pettis and these fucking people?
You know, they pissed me off for Christ's sake.
Oh, you will know it's me when I have three S's in my name, ghost.
You should have known that, bitch.
Yeah, I mean, good God.
I've got three S's, bitch.
Oh, Christ.
All right, let's get back to fucking.
Let me let me get back to fucking getting some video donos in here.
All right, good God.
He should have known I have three S's, bitch.
Fucking hell.
All right, let's get to Ann and Philly.
Ann and Philly requested this one and said this dono is to negate my cock, although my cock dropped another $25.
But here, let's go ahead and go to Ann and Philly.
They wanted nothing but video donos.
So let's take a look at Ann and Philly.
What does Ann and Philly got going on here?
Wait a minute.
Are you serious?
Ann and Philly, for a $50 bill, look at this.
Garfield Game Boy to Complete.
Are you serious?
Garfield.
What's everybody's obsession with Garfield?
Seriously.
I don't get it.
Garfield was a stupid fucking cat with no skills whatsoever other than to gobble down Lasagne or whatever he fucking ate or what is this Garfield horror story on Game Boy?
I thought the Game Boy was the most overrated fucking portable device ever.
Oh, Skunkler!
Michael Ball is Skunkler!
Pride in Your Own House00:03:28
You know we got it right now.
Michael Bally Coke with a chop can.
Very good advice for the youngsters.
Thank you, dude.
Take this donut to take Mrs. Ghost to the bar.
I appreciate it.
Man donating his pettis.
I always use 3S.
When I donate his pettis, I always use 3.
Anyway, man, thank you, Skunkler, making it rain out here.
Cheers to you.
And I'm really serious about the young people, man.
You got to think about your income because, look, the energy that you have in your 20s will never, you'll never have it.
You will never have the energy that you have in your 20s.
Don't listen to that fruit.
He's been pretending to be me for weeks.
I love that weebnog song, Don't You Dare Let That Fruit Ruin My Good Name.
All right.
Look, now everybody's going to donate his pettis now, for Christ's sake.
But seriously, young folks, you don't want to be some 40, 50-year-old boy that is a man-child, that hasn't had anything.
I'm talking about some of these millennials that are going to reach these ages that haven't accomplished anything, that haven't worked anywhere, that are obese, that don't have the energy to work at incomes to where they can be able to generate a nice salary.
The energy, man, do it in your 20s.
Do it in your 30s.
All right.
But, man, save the money that you have and make it work for you.
Okay.
Make yourself have a comfortable life.
Don't be like these idiots that are renting apartments and that have mattresses on the fucking floor and are using cardboard boxes as furniture.
They're watching their movies on their fucking cell phones.
They don't even have TVs, for Christ's sake.
I feel sorry for some of these young people.
Prioritize what's important to you because if you're going to spend most of your time out, if you've already said, you know what, I only live once.
I'm going to spend most of my time out.
Well, then maybe living at the most expensive, or not the most expensive, but one that isn't as expensive is your situation.
I am petticus.
All right.
All right.
Anyway, and by the way, if you are somebody that's going to save your money and you're going to invite people over to your house, be careful with doing that.
That's a whole other liability issue.
But if you're going to be staying at home, well, maybe getting a better apartment or a better home situation is better for you.
Because if you work hard, I mean, there's something about going in.
Believe me, I'm a homeowner.
I know what I'm talking about.
There's something about coming home to your house and having it furnished the way you want it, having the outdoor area groomed the way you want it and be able to go out and be like, ah, this is my fucking place.
All right.
Nobody can come into my fucking place and tell me shit.
And this should make some of you young people get a certain element of pride.
Because for you folks that don't like your friends or don't like your folks and think that your folks are a detriment, will show them that you don't need them.
You know, that's the biggest hurdle of understanding independence is that you just got to get rid of your parents.
It's your world.
Okay.
When these folks are no longer there, you still have to live on.
You still have to go out and make a living.
You still have to sit here and worry about how you're going to get food on your table.
Leftism Flourishing Since 1890s00:04:46
You understand?
There's the happy merchant.
Shalom Ghost.
How you doing?
I wanted to ask what was the name of that book you told about two-thirds of a year ago.
Was it The Secret History of the American Left?
I wanted to know, since I might move to America, since our new treasury minister is a socialist.
It's actually called the Encyclopedia of the American Left.
And the reason I encourage everybody to take a look at it that's an American, it shows when leftism and anarchism, because you could consider anarchism leftism anyway, you can tell when it started flourishing.
And it started flourishing post-Industrial Revolution.
around the 1880s to 1890s.
That's why President McKinley was assassinated in the 1890s.
And what is this?
I made 2K so far.
What the hell does that mean?
Anyway, we got to get to this dono here.
I know I'm being a little long-winded.
I got to get back to Ann and Philly's Dono about the Game Boy Garfield.
So let's see what the hell the Game Boy Garfield.
What is this?
Is this the fucking Halloween version?
What is this shit?
Require lesagna?
What the hell, dude?
What is this shit?
This was on the Game Boy, dude?
I buy that for a dollar.
What is it?
Billy F.U., hold on, said something.
He said, get a trucking job, 100 G's a year and pussy across America.
And yeah, I don't see automation coming to take any of the trucking jobs here, at least within the next 10 to 15 years.
And you could, you know, put your money away.
And the thing about trucking, you know, just trying to underscore what Billy F.U. was saying, it is a hard job because you have to get your payloads from one end to America to the other.
But you're living out of hotels.
You could probably live out of your cab.
All you got to do is just go out and just work is everywhere.
If you've got the truck to do the work, you can just go anywhere, live on the road.
And everything that you do is tax deductible.
You know, if you got to stay in a motel, tax deductible.
I mean, I mean, just, you know, I'm not a tax expert, but, you know, expenses that you do because of your business more than likely are tax deductible.
So just FYI.
Pretty good, Billy.
And there's, look, there's a lot of jobs right now that are worth the education of getting.
And what I mean by that is that just because you don't have a college degree doesn't mean that you're some kind of uneducated piece of shit.
I mean, if you didn't go to college, then go into a field of work where you start at the very bottom.
And within the four years you would have gone to college, believe it or not, you will move up because all you got to do to move up in a job is go to work on time.
Don't call in sick, unless you really are sick.
I mean, you don't want to fuck anybody's environment up because you got the flu and you want to be a hard ass.
Or you're just a fucking asshole.
Okay, so that's literally going to make you move up in any fucking job.
You notice that whenever they talk about these people that only make minimum wage, it's usually folks that are a little bit ghetto-fied for a lack of a better term, you know, that probably miss most times.
They call in sick, they're late, they're irresponsible.
That's why even if you move in at an entry-level job in the fast food business, I mean, if all you have to do is just come in on time, all right, don't cause any trouble and do your fucking job.
Within fucking two or three months, you're going to be not only getting an increase on your hourly wage, but you're going to get an increase in the position that you're in.
And look, I'm going to be honest with you, even if you entry level at a McDonald's job, even if you entry level at a McDonald's job, if you do your fucking job and do your work, within two to three years, you could be managing the joint.
I'm not fucking kidding.
And Billy F.U. says, nah, semi-local now.
We can't get tax deductions anymore.
Gay move by Trump.
Well, that sucks, dude.
I didn't realize that shit.
That sucks, Billy.
Thank you for informing me about that and everybody else who may want to be aspiring to be a truck driver.
Sega Game Gear Graphics00:03:24
So anyway, let me get back to Ann and Philly's video.
Here it is, the Game Boy version of Garfield.
Peter Piper Pizza Manager ain't bad, by the way.
A lot of perks.
What the fuck is this?
This is like a Halloween version of Garfield.
Some kind of horror Garfield shit.
And by the way, I think Heathcliff is better.
You want to get a cat cartoon that, you know, Heathcliff, that's all I got to say.
That's all I got to say.
Smoking a pipe allows John to save the game.
Okay.
saving the game is he's smoking pipes.
What is that?
Cockroach Garfield, collecting Lasagna ingredients will increase your scent meter.
Oh, scent meter?
Scent meter?
Dude, what am I watching here?
Is this...
What is this?
This has got to be some nerd animating this, right?
This is not, this was not a game, right?
This was not a fucking game.
I never got a Game Boy because I thought it was fucking ridiculous that, you know, we're literally looking at an LCD fucking calculator playing games.
That Sega portable gaming device was the best.
I mean, you know, it was the best, dude.
You know, Sega was way ahead of its time.
It's unfortunate that, you know, we were just brand whores.
Yeah, the Game Gear, dude, fucking badass.
The Game Gear was fucking badass.
And I enjoyed the game gear like a motherfucker.
So good, I can't remember it by name, dude.
I'm old, dude.
I'm 20.
2020 is right now.
You're talking about fucking Sega Game Gear that came out in like 94.
Jesus Christ.
And Leah, Winter the Wolf says, F you, I love my Game Boy pockets.
Dude, I thought, I never understood why everybody liked the Game Boy, dude.
I did not get it.
It's fucking calculator graphics.
Calculator graphics.
Fake Buddhists and Drag Queens00:13:24
Yeah, I...
This is obviously an animation.
DC, Lasket, he said, type RW to ban Riley Welch.
All right, can you leave?
Come on, dude.
Stop fucking picking on people here.
All right, we've let this go for about five minutes, but Ann and Philly did pay $50.
So I'm going to play this for a little while longer because Ann and Philly dropped $50 for this video.
But once again, Heathcliff, the better cat animation.
What does everybody think?
Fucking Heathcliff was a fucking badass alley cat.
Fucking banged.
All expenses related to self-employed business are still tax deductible.
The salt, state, and local taxes limitations are what this moron is talking about, and that applies only to high-tax blue state libs who should love paying more to dot gov. Oh, man.
Somebody's calling out Billy, suggesting that Billy F.U. is living in some kind of a high fucking state income tax state situation.
Dude, let's not go there.
Let's not go there.
All right.
Let's play Ann and Philly's video once again.
A $50 bill for this video.
And look, people are saying what he was a garbage cat.
Heathcliff sucks.
What are you talking about, man?
What are you talking about?
Heathcliff was banging strays.
You know what I mean?
He was out there fucking, you know, he was a badass alley cat.
He had a hat.
He had a fucking hat and a fucking suit and shit.
What the hell is this?
Oh, there's a shotgun.
A fucking shotgun?
All right.
Jesus Christ.
What the fuck am I watching?
And to think this is 6.1 million views.
6.1 million views, for fuck's sake.
It's only been up for a year.
Oh, God.
One million million.
Hold on, pause this shit.
Just donated.
Uh-oh, Billy F.U., what did he say?
He said, okay, I'll tell you what he said, Billy.
Billy is a fucking retard said, all expenses related to self-employment business are still tax deductible.
The salt, state, and local taxes limitations are what this moron is talking about.
And that applies only to high-tax blue state libs who should love paying more to their government.
So that's what he said, Billy.
And I was like, ooh, damn, man.
I mean, this guy, you know, he's fucking talking crap and shit like that.
You know what I'm saying?
So that's what he said.
Hold on, we're watching this for a little while more because Ann and Philly dropped 50 bucks for this video.
Even though it's a Garfield, I don't know, Game Boy animation.
I don't get it.
I have no get.
I don't even know what the hell I'm watching here.
I'm not making any connections whatsoever.
The only production processes.
What the fuck?
The only connection I'm making is that this is Garfield.
Wait, are you gonna light the house on fire?
He's going to light on fire.
What the fuck?
Okay.
I'm going to let this go for 30 more seconds because I don't get it.
Okay, there's the house.
What happened to Heathcliff?
Or fucking, I'm sorry, Garfield.
I'm sorry.
What happened to Garfield?
What happened to that fucking dog?
Ah, Christ.
What is this?
Oh, God. Oh.
All right.
All right.
Stop talking shit about Heathcliff.
All right.
Heathcliff would kick the shit out of this Garfield's ass.
You know it and I know it.
The world is going to end, John.
Is that, gee, what kind of macab shit is this?
The world is going to end, John.
Oh, my God.
All right.
I think that we're going to leave it at that.
Inspired by the artwork of William Burke.
Jesus Christ.
That was a very interesting ending, to say the least.
Anyway, thank you very much.
And in Philly, once again, 6.1 million people watch this.
Unfucking believable.
Unbelievable, man.
I could only imagine.
Anyway, let's continue, folks.
We got a lot of donos we got to go through here.
This one is by Frank.
Frank requested this one and said, this, hold on, what is this?
Billy F.U. Billy F.U. said, I'm not self-employed, retard.
I no longer get to write off entertainment per diem and other things related to work.
I know because I've tried.
Okay, so that's a response by Billy F.U. DC Class Kitty just dropped a diamond and said, oy, you promised talking about transhumanism.
What about transhumanism?
Okay, a bunch of Satanists want to converge the human body with technology so they can become gods.
That's transhumanism, all right?
That's what these freaks want to be.
And if they can't do that, they want artificial intelligence to be the new creation of man so it can defy the creator because then we become the creators.
So it's it's fucking satanic shit.
Anyway, let's go ahead.
Frank, Frank requested this one and said this guy is an absolute Chad.
Skip to 351.
All right, Frank, let's see what you're talking about here.
Let's go ahead and put it in 351.
Wait a minute.
Oh, God, dude.
Not this shit again.
Not this shit again.
I think somebody has requested this like last year or something.
And the reason I remember it is because these gut bucket skeezers that are here in this video.
But you know what?
We're still going to play it, Frank.
Even though you think this guy is a Chad, here it is.
Frank requested this one.
Go ahead and play it.
Here it is.
Look at these ratchets.
Look at these ratchets.
Hold on, pause this shit.
Hold on.
Pause this.
What is it?
Trans human sex machine.
All right.
Yeah, we get it.
All right.
As a matter of fact, I don't want to hear the word trans again tonight.
So fuck off with all this trans stuff.
I mean, look at these ratchets.
I mean, look, I'm going to be honest with you.
It doesn't matter how hard up you are.
It's not very hard to get black women.
All right.
I mean, seriously, come on.
It's not very hard.
He was specifically talking about people who work for themselves driving their own truck.
Yes, those deductions have been taken away from wage slaves.
All right.
All right, Billy.
All right.
That's enough.
Okay.
And Winter the Wolf just dropped a diamond and said more like trans can.
All right, that's enough.
All right, we're going to go ahead and get to Frank's video here.
All right, just he's thinking he's a Chad.
And by the way, if you do happen to get a black woman, you might want to get tested because black folks, not trying to be racist, but you just take a look at the statistical data.
They have the majority of STDs from everything from chlamydia clap to the HIVAS.
These are facts.
So no offense to any of my blacks out there.
These are facts.
Look, I'm not being racist, dude.
I've watched Maury Povich.
All right, these black broads will give it to you for a fucking double quarter pounder.
All right?
Or for a three-piece at Popeyes.
I'm not joking.
So don't come at me!
I'm the bad guy over here.
I'm just trying to...
I'm just trying to give people a heads up to not get fucking, you know, fucked up with an STD.
That if you happen to get any black women, you know, you might want to put a double condom or triple condom on it.
That's all I'm saying.
You may not want to go down on that broad.
I'm just saying.
All right?
I'm just saying.
I'm not telling you not to do it.
I'm just saying, be careful, okay?
Be careful, I don't know what the hell to do.
This is a very bizarre video.
Somebody requested this like, I don't know, several months back.
And this is, you know, once again, trying to promote the LGBTQ.
And look, it's one thing to be a trans, right?
That you want to live like a woman and shit.
I get it, okay?
It's another thing to be like these types of people.
These like androgynous.
These fucking idiots that are trying to pretend to be like half trans, but they got a Fu Man Chew and a beard and shit.
You know what I mean?
There's actually people like this.
I'm telling you, you should go out here in San Antonio sometime.
You've got these fucking people that are literally dressed up from the neck down as some kind of a chick.
And then when you see them from the face, they've got Fu Man Chews and facial hair and beards.
I'm fucking, that's enough of that shit.
You're either a trans or you're not.
And fuck this whole goddamn drag queen shit.
Enough of drag queens, man.
All right.
What the fuck is drag queen promoting?
Hold on, what is this?
Billy F.U. said, if you want to deal with new trucks that breaks down after five years, go ahead.
Have fun with those leases to own scams.
Well, thank you very much, Billy.
Cheers to you.
All I'm simply stating is, let's get back to drag queens.
Drag queens are disgusting, filthy, ugly men that put on clown makeup and lip sync.
I mean, that's what we're promoting as a fucking skill out here with this whole RuPaul bullshit.
A bunch of ugly, disgusting men putting on wigs and fucking clown makeup and lip-syncing.
What kind of fucking skill is that?
You know?
Yeah, you tend to catch a disease from fucking a monkey.
Very well put.
I didn't put it that way, dude.
That's racist, okay?
That's racist, and I don't condone that whatsoever.
I'm just trying to keep the folks that are listening to me healthy sexually, all right?
I'm just trying.
That's all I'm doing.
Hey, what the hell am I watching, dude?
I mean, seriously.
I mean, they've got a bunch of slut bodies, and they're putting, like, fucking faces of the machete guy on each and every one of these fucking bitches.
I'm serious.
Anybody who watches RuPaul Drag Show, you're a fucking idiot.
And you're condoning the below mediocre of society because that's what a fucking drag queen is.
Look at this.
That's what a drag queen is.
Below mediocre.
Okay?
You dress up in a fucking wig and clown makeup and you fucking lip sync.
You fucking lip sync.
Lip syncing should never be fucking championed in any kind of capacity whatsoever.
RuPaul Drag Show Idiot00:12:58
And once again, I don't know what the hell this is.
I don't know what's going on here.
You know, this is the new, this is the new America is what we're witnessing here.
This is the new America.
And you know something?
You know what else I hate?
Women's asses now have become so fat because they can inject them with whatever the fuck.
That they look so unattractive.
They look so unattractive, these fucking disgusting, fat, fucking asses that look obnoxiously big.
You know what I mean?
Just completely disproportional from the body.
That needs to stop.
We need to stop ass injections.
And we need to stop them now.
We need to stop them now.
They've ruined a woman's ass.
These fucking ass injections have ruined a woman's ass.
Now, if you naturally have a big ass, that's one thing, okay?
That's great.
It'll be proportional with your legs and body, and it'll look good.
I'm talking about these fucking stankosauruses that have these fucking humongous fucking asses that blatantly look plastic surgery-ish.
Are we done with this?
Look at all the credits to this.
People are actually taking credit for this shit fucking video.
You're going to actually put your fucking name and use this on your resume for your next fucking job.
Yeah, I was part of this Apex window liquor video.
I was a little crazy.
Jesus fucking Christ.
All right, take this off.
That was Frank.
Frank had requested that one there.
Okay, so let's continue because once again, we are backed up with $20, $20 up in here.
So let's go ahead and continue.
This one is Jay Money.
J Money requested this.
And dude, we are really backed up, dude.
Seriously, I'm not even joking.
Jay Money says, start at 5.30.
This is how trials are done in VR chat.
Trials are done.
What the fuck are you talking about, Jay Money?
What is this?
All right, here it is.
You wanted me to start it at 5.30?
He said, this is how trials are done in VR chat.
Okay, let's go ahead.
5.30.
Let's go ahead and put it there.
Let's see what the hell he's talking about here.
Are you trying to hint at me something?
Whoever the hell, Jay Money?
Are you trying to suggest that we do like the Thunder Domes or something like this?
Hold on.
Jay Money, what's your whole name?
Jay Money9629 requested this and said, this is how trials are done in VR chat.
What is this?
What is this?
All right.
Okay.
Jeff, tell them to be quiet in the back.
No, I'm calling.
Quiet in the back.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut everybody.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut up.
It wasn't my fault.
I would like to talk.
there's jay money right there jesus christ I mean, I can smell the autism, for fuck's sake.
I'm just going to go ahead and take a second.
Plus, I have food ready.
Yeah, so, okay, so lesson, lesson, yeah, for real, bro.
What the fuck is that?
Let's make a decision, bro.
Okay, so these are the charges.
These are the charges.
Then we got to figure out what to do.
If you believe that Lilac is, if he's innocent or proven guilty of being a felony one, of being a fucking gay furry trap.
A gay further.
They're having a VR fucking court of whether or not somebody is a fucking furry trap.
That's very interesting, considering there's a bunch of fruity ass fucking autists on damn VR chat.
Winter the wolf just dropped a diamond.
VR chat stream win.
I'll hang with you.
I don't know, dude.
I'm still not happy with the current state of virtual reality as it relates to the hardware.
You know, I'm really not too happy with it, but let's just take a look at this autistic court system here.
Another charge of hanging out with non-believers, which is also a first degree, which means there can be punishment.
And I don't know what it is, what kind of punishment it is yet, but we shall see.
But it's if any found him guilty or not.
I need to be printed on a lawyer that he said to each other.
Shut up!
Shut up, Jay Money!
Shut up!
What the hell was that?
That was Jay Money?
That was Jay Money!
Winter the Wolf just dropped a dime and you can play VR chat on the desktop.
Really?
Why isn't Jay Money on trial?
I am the dead box.
That is true, Your Honor.
I agree with the defendant lawyer.
One at a time.
One at a time.
Yeah, one at a time.
Why is it Jay Money on trial for watching?
Can we have the verdict on the table?
What?
It's not illegal if it's not real.
Is that the squirts guy?
That sounds like a fucking squirts guy.
That sounds like the squirts guy!
J Money, shut up!
We're doing something.
I was going to say, are y'all some kind of sort of enemy watching?
I just hear everybody tell them to shut the fuck up.
No.
I asked you.
Never heard of what that is.
Nope, never heard of it.
Never heard of it.
Never heard of it.
Are we actually voting the screen?
That's about it.
You put it on the bottom.
I have no idea.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I can't believe what I'm witnessing here.
Is that J-Money?
It sounds just like the squirts guy Quiet in the back What I do not recall of anything called anime Shiny.
Welcome back, brothers and sisters.
That was episode two.
Now they're going to vote if Lylexanovovich is guilty or not.
If you want to vote, please call on this number.
Fuck 9-1-9-8.
What am I doing?
571-554.
That is 9-1-9-8-1-1-5-7-1-5-5-4.
No, I'm not schematics.
Bye-bye.
Oh, my God, dude.
Emola 2.0.
Look, that.
Look, I don't know.
I sound like the squirts guy for Christ's sake.
Hey, what is it?
Did I hear you watch Lolly J Money?
Dude, I don't even want to.
If that's the squirts guy, I don't even want to go through that with that episode ever again.
That was a horrible episode of the internal chat room of this broadcast.
And I don't want to deal with it.
I don't want to go there.
All right.
I don't want to go there.
All right.
Let's go ahead and take a call here since we're chilling anyway.
And we'll, you know, since we're doing this, we got people on hold here.
How about the God of Rage?
What's up, the God of Rage?
You're gonna sit there?
You're gonna play the Peter Bobber?
You there or what?
Great.
He's just gonna be a Helen Keller deaf mute.
All right, let's see who else do we got here.
How about how about somebody who's been here for a long time here?
How about 561?
What's up?
Hey, 561, what's up, dude?
Jeez, is everybody a Helen Keller deaf mute?
Look at this.
I mean, I'm sitting over here.
I'm calling on people, and nobody.
Good God.
Oh, my God.
All right, never mind.
All right, never mind.
Maybe I'll come back to this.
Maybe I'll come back to this later.
Okay, let's go to another video since we got a lot of Helen Keller deaf mutes going on in the call holding center here.
Let's go ahead.
Doug McMillan requested this one.
Didn't say anything.
Just requested the video itself.
So here is Doug.
And what is this?
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
Jonathan Kills.
Buddhist once told me that Buddha was gonna troll me.
I ain't the dumbest bull in the temple.
She was looking kind of blessed with my green peas and my book and the shape of a prayer on her forehead.
I mean, what am I supposed to say to this level of watch?
Don't stop coming.
What am I supposed to say to this?
Didn't make sense not to live, poor Buddha.
Your brain gets alive, but your head gets numb.
So much to do, so much to bless.
So what's wrong with calling the hotline?
You'll never grow if you don't fall.
You'll never convert if you don't call.
Who's donating?
Hey, now you're a Buddhist.
Get your meditation on.
Go play.
Hey, now you're a Buddhist.
Get some prayers on go pray and all hey Jonathan.
Seriously, man, you're making all those autism bucks and you're driving a fucking Nissan.
All those blessings.
Get the skull.
It's a hellish place.
And they say it gets hotter.
You're burning out now.
It's a real big slaughter.
But the Kautama Buddha begins to differ.
Judging by the blessings in the Buddhist temple.
The prayers we make are getting pretty thin.
The fire skin spread, so you might as well send Bahama to the bottom.
I don't even know what to say to this.
I mean, what am I supposed to do?
Hey, now you're a Buddhist.
Get your meditation on.
Go play.
Hey, now you're a Buddhist.
Get your prayers on.
Go pray.
And all those blessings are gold.
Holy stupid sinners.
Yeah, I'm getting thumbs down.
I mean, obviously, he needs some content for YouTube.
Is he monetizing this?
I mean, what is this?
I mean, he's only got 3,800 views of this.
Did you think that this was going to somehow go viral?
I mean, seriously, who's advising this kid's career?
Hey now, you're a Buddhist.
Get your meditation on.
Go play.
Hey, now, you're a Buddhist.
Get your prayers on.
Go pray.
And all.
This is not funny whatsoever.
I think you ruined your brand, you're ruining your brand, Jonathan.
I spared some blessings from Buddha.
I need to get myself away from this.
Hello.
I said, yeah, what a concept.
I could use a blessing myself.
And we could all be a little strange.
Well, the blessings start coming.
They don't stop coming.
Jesus, how long did it make sense?
She get it.
All right, you're a fake Buddhist.
We get it.
You're a fucking fake Buddhist.
We get it, Jonathan Hill.
You're a fucking fake Buddhist.
We get it.
Hey, now, you're a Buddhist.
Get your meditation on.
Go play.
Hey, now you're a Buddhist.
Get your prayers on.
Go right.
And all those blessings are gold.
Holy stupid sinners.
Get the skull.
And all those gold.
All these stupid sinners get the skull.
Get this fucking cool fruit bowl retard off of my fucking stream, please, for Christ's sake.
Fake Buddhist Jonathan Hill00:15:17
All right.
Give me a break.
The mental retardation that I had to go through watching that was just about unbearable.
All right.
Just about unbearable.
Anyway, thank you very much, Doug.
Let's continue here because we got a lot of fucking donos here.
Let's go to what is this?
Pettus?
Is this the real pettis?
You'll know it's me when I have three S's, ghost.
Okay, bitch.
You understand, bitch?
I have three S's, bitch.
All right.
So anyway, here it is.
Pettus, he says, since you like Ricardo Milo so much, I fucking don't.
I don't understand where the hell that Brazilian piece of fucking balding trash ever became a meme.
I don't get it.
I have no idea whatsoever, for fuck's sake.
All right.
And what is this?
Women are stinky holes.
Especially when there are men.
Pooh in the loo.
Pooh in the loo.
Oh, great.
All right, here it is.
Pettus with three S's.
I think that's how you should announce yourself there now, Pettis.
I am Pettus with three S's, bitch.
Here it is.
Let's see what this is.
Oh, you fucking piece of shit.
You fucking piece of crap!
This lifeguard.
And what, you fucking made a fucking, some kind of mix of this?
Some kind of fucking splice mix?
Cause I'm done.
Cause I'm done.
Fucking penis, you fucking piece of crap.
Cause I'm da Cause I'm da Cause I'm da Cause I'm da Cause I'm da I suck cocks Cause I'm da I'm bald And I usually serve them behind the glory hole.
What the fuck?
Suck cocks, cause I've got a bald head.
And I usually serve them behind the glory hole.
Cause I've got.
I suck cocks, cause I've got a bald head.
And I usually serve them behind the glory hole.
Cause I've got.
Suck cocks, cause I've got a bald head.
And I usually serve them behind the glory hole.
Cause I've got.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
I my toming toming up.
Cause I've got.
Oh , oh , oh , I , I , I , I't Toomy , toll me You fucking piece of shit, PENNICE!
Because I've got I shut cocks.
Cause I've got a bald head head.
Cause I've got.
Fucking splicy piece of shit.
Bald head head.
The fuck is this shit, man?
He's live, guy.
Fucking piece of fucking crap.
He's live, guy.
You fucking piece of shit.
Cause I've got.
I suck cocks.
Cause I've got a bald head.
And I usually serve them behind the glory hole.
I suck cocks.
Cause I've got a bald head.
And I usually serve in behind the glory hole.
I suck cocks.
Cause I've got a bald head.
And I usually serve them behind the glory hole.
Suck cocks.
Cause I've got a bald head.
And I usually serve.
Fuck you, pettis and a fucking splice.
And you do it, you fucking baggot.
I'm my, my, my, toming, human.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
shit You fucking take the shit off.
Take the fucking shit off.
Take it off, you fucking fucking treat the fucking patient shit.
Fucking pettice, you motherfucker.
Oh, God, I got fucking cans everywhere for fuck's sake.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Fuck you, man, and fuck everybody laughing at this shit.
Fuck all of you laughing at this shit.
Get the fucking can't fucking shit out of here.
Fucking pettis, man.
You fucking piece of crap.
No wonder you're like, yeah, I can't wait for you to play my clip ghost.
Yeah?
And it's going to be Pettis with three asses, bitch.
Pettis that video made my PP hard.
Polar bear, give me a break, dude.
Jesus Christ.
And what is this?
Wolf Revenge with a dime and the donation under my name was not me.
I don't even know who the fuck you are.
And what is this?
Tranny Dig Ghost, 10 out of 10 ghosts can suck a mean tranny to fuck off, all right?
Look, all of you assholes know that that was a deep fake splice.
And is that what you're getting into now there, fucking pettis, huh?
You're gonna do deep, fucking, deep, fucking fake splice and bullshit.
I never fucking did any of that.
You're a fucking asshole, man.
Oh, God, I'm fucking belching.
Deep fakes, man.
Deep fucking fakes.
What a fucking piece of shit.
All right, let's fuck you, Pettis.
And fuck all of you that are laughing at that shit, man.
All right.
I'm not somebody that's meant to be laughed at, you fucking piece of trash.
I'm telling you, Pettis, you motherfucker.
You just wait.
You just fucking wait, you motherfuck.
All right, look, I'm sorry, folks, that I'm cursing up a storm and shit.
But man, we can't continue to take shit like this.
You can't allow people to get away with this kind of shit.
And what is this?
Trusted lawyer just dropped a diamond.
That was an unedited audio.
We all know it.
Fuck you.
Fucking idiot.
That fucking unedited audio.
That was clearly a fucking splice, you dickhead.
What is this?
Word from our sponsors.
This episode was sponsored by Truvada.
Thank you, Ricardo, for showing yourself during this trans-related episode.
Fuck off.
I don't have any sponsors.
And Randall the Capitalist just dropped a diamond saying Pettus is the next trans.
It's coming, ghost.
Oh, God.
Don't even kid around about that fucking crap.
I don't want to hear trans anything.
And what is this?
Pettus, it was all real audio and you know it.
Go fuck off, asshole.
It was not real audio.
You fucking splicer.
You're a fucking splicer, for fuck's sake.
You're a splicer.
Anyway, let me get to the next fucking video, dono, here, all right?
And the next video, dono, is women are stinky holes who said some of some content for your man-child butt stalkers.
Oh, yeah?
No, shit.
We got a lot of these man-child motherfuckers in here.
They're women are stinky holes.
All right?
Here it is.
Women are stinky holes.
Here's some content for you, man, children.
All right?
Play it.
Hold on, wait a minute.
What is this?
10 hours of jingling teas.
Oh, Christ.
Look, I get where you're coming from, women are stinky holes.
Believe me.
We got a lot of man children out here.
And maybe I should just leave this for a good 10 minutes just so I can sober up some of these fucking autists and ass burger motherfuckers that are sitting here making my show a piece of shit.
All right?
Seriously, look at that, huh?
You like that?
Huh?
You like a little bit of that there, autists and ass burgers, huh?
You like that?
I'm sure you do.
I'm sure you goddamn do.
Just fucking leave this here.
That's what I should do.
I should leave this here and take a break.
And what is this?
Winter the wolf said, you can't sober me up.
Oh, yeah.
Why don't you listen to some fucking keys, huh?
Some fucking keys dangling.
How you like that shit, huh?
Huh?
You like that sound?
A little SMR for your fucking asses, huh?
What is this?
Better than Pantera, man.
Fuck you.
It's keys dangling, you dick!
All right, I've had enough.
Where's my smoke?
Where's my pipe?
All right, listen to some keys dangling while I smoke my fucking pipe.
And what is Winter the Wolf jammed those keys in my pee hole?
All right, that's those are sick-ass diamonds.
Jesus Christ, give me my fucking smoke.
Anyone want to hit the brain?
Hold it in, let's hit the brain.
Are we having fun here, huh?
I mean, Jesus Christ, I'm losing listeners here.
I'm losing fucking listeners because I'm listening to keys dangle, for Christ's sake, huh?
Keys dangling.
All this because we got a bunch of man children.
You fucking assholes, man.
Who the fuck put the sticker of that stupid fucking video by Pettis in my fucking chat room, man?
I mean, what kind of fans are you, seriously?
Seriously, man.
First, you accuse me and my show of turning people transgendered, which I fucking think is a fucking horrible indictment.
Secondly, what is this?
Coome Sanders has donated.
This is better than that faggot Pantera.
You shut up, all right?
Shut up.
Don't talk about Pantera in relation to this shit.
Jesus fucking Christ, man.
You see what I gotta fucking put up with every time I do a fucking show for Christ's sake?
It's bullshit.
It's bullshit, what I gotta fucking put up with, man.
It's a bunch of bullshit.
How long has this been going?
What is it?
Three minutes?
I'm gonna let it go for another minute, okay?
Once again, women are stinky holes requested this.
All right, look, I can hear the Home Depot theme, dude.
Shut up, all right?
Just shut up and enjoy the ASMR.
How do you like that shit?
Stop posting that tennis sticker, dude.
All right.
And by the way, who the fuck is making these stickers, huh?
I mean, you have to be fucking partnered to make stickers.
And they don't even want to partner me because of my toxic community.
You know that?
D-Life doesn't want to partner me because of you, toxic fuck.
Jesus fucking Christ.
All right, I've had enough of this.
I think we get the fucking point.
All right.
Once again, women are stinky holes requested this for the fucking autistic man children that are listening to the broadcast, that are trying to besmirch me, that are trying to besmirch the stream.
All right, turn this off.
We heard four minutes of key jangling.
How you like that shit, huh?
How you like that shit?
Four minutes of key jangling for Christ's sake.
And Winter the Wolf has dropped the diamond saying sobriety 010.
Good game.
What?
You're a little inebriated, damn boy, huh?
You a little inebriated, damn boy.
Anyway, let's continue.
Thank you, women are stinky holes.
Let's continue.
The next one is by Black Ghost.
Black Ghost requested this and said, hey, ghost, guess what?
I'm not requesting anime this time.
Instead, it's vines from back in the day.
Really?
Really?
Do it for the van.
Do it for the van.
Are we doing it for the vine, really?
Oh, yeah, it is.
It is.
Let's take a look at it.
Hold on, wait a minute.
Hold on just a second.
Hold on.
I got to vet this fucking shit here because, I mean, who the hell knows?
There might be a fucking ass or, you know, a snake in the ass or some shit.
Imagine being so extreme that not only do you get banned from Gap and other free speech websites, but also get distanced from the community of D Live.
Yeah, well, it's your fault.
It ain't my fault.
All right.
Anyway, it's not a snake.
It's somebody taking a fucking shit out of their ass.
All right.
Who the fuck donated this shit?
Hold on just a second.
Let me look.
I got to do some investigating here.
Who the fuck donated this?
All right.
Who donated this crap?
Hold on.
I got to fucking do all this shit, folks.
My apologies.
We've got sick ass fucking ass cracks that are out here trying to, you know, trying to do whatever it takes to get me fucking banned off of other platforms.
And I really don't appreciate this.
I just want to know who the fuck this is.
All right.
And this is Black Ghost.
Okay.
Yeah, it is.
Here it is.
Black Ghost.
Hold on just one second.
Jesus Christ.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I'm sorry.
It's not a snake, dude.
It's some fucking ass taking a crap.
All right.
And they think it's so fucking hilarious that, hey, I'm going to go ahead and post this and do this.
Fucking idiots.
I'm not even joking around, man.
I'm fucking, I'm so tired.
I'm so tired of doing this.
I should have just taken the fucking day off.
But of course, you know, here I am.
I'm like, if I take the day off, they're going to fucking, you know, they're going to be, you know, nobody.
I don't know what I'm thinking.
I have no what, I have no idea.
And fuck you, Kumi, you fucking dumb piece of shit.
All right.
I'm trying to look at who the hell this is because I'm going to fucking ban this idiot.
I'm sorry.
We're banning anybody that makes an attempt at doing this shit.
This is so fucking sick.
And it makes me sick that I even have to fucking like vet fucking videos to prevent this shit from fucking happening.
It's fucking sad.
It's fucking hilarious.
It's not hilarious.
It's sick.
It makes me sick.
Who is this?
Who is this fucking idiot?
Vetting Sick Videos00:15:15
All right.
What is this?
What the hell is this?
Jesus Christ.
Hold on.
I'm trying to figure out who this is, folks.
I'm sorry.
I'm not going to let this go by the wayside.
All right.
What is this?
All right.
Well, whoever it is, they're getting fucking.
They're going to get.
That's enough of them.
We got to ban that shit.
We can't allow that.
I'm sorry, folks.
We cannot allow that shit.
So that person has to get banned.
And by the way, I'm not playing the video.
So fuck you.
Whoever the hell Black Ghost is.
All right.
Black Ghost.
Yeah, I ain't.
Get this fucking guy out of here.
Get him the fuck out of here right now.
I'm not even joking around.
Fucking sick bastards, man.
You see, I sit here and I do the fucking whole crap of like, you know, oh, yeah, I'm going to go ahead and leave lines open and do all this bullshit.
And lo and behold, I mean, this is, you know, this is what you do.
All right.
This is what you fucking do.
Anyway, already fucking banned that idiot.
I am not playing that video.
You fucking idiot trying to fucking, you know, ruin my stream by trying to get me fucking kicked off of D-Live.
You go fuck yourself.
I ain't playing that shit.
And I'd be more, thank you for your 20.
And by the way, if you charge back, I'd be more than happy to send that to your fucking bank, you fucking idiot.
All right.
Anyway, Comunga Strikes.
Comunga Strikes requested this one and said two words fucking hostile.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking there, Kamunga Strikes?
Are you serious?
Oh man.
Oh man.
Here we go.
Let's do Kamunga Strikes.
Pan fucking Terra.
Thank God.
Pan fucking Terra.
Jesus Christ, and this is a good song too.
This is a song that kind of fits what I'm thinking right now.
I'm feeling.
All right?
Hell yeah.
Everybody singing for me.
Is everybody ready?
Comunga strikes.
Here's to you.
Here we go.
Ready?
Oh, fucking Oscar.
Damn right.
We're dead alone.
You're goddamn right.
I'm telling you, all you idiots that are dissing Pantera, you don't know shit don't shine over.
Fuck all you people talking shit.
R.I.P. Dimebag Daryl.
Billy Paul!
Here comes that dime bag solo.
Who the hell stopped at Pantera?
Yeah, interruption.
Fuck you.
Stop interrupting Pantera, you fucking dick.
And what is this?
WF, what is this?
Hey, man, good job banning the sick videos.
Can you check and see if you skip my video under what the fuck?
Yours is probably coming up, dude.
All right, where is it?
Where are you?
Hold on just a second.
Let me see where you are.
You've got some ways, dude.
Hold on, let me see.
Yeah, here it is.
You got about four donos, I think, until we finally get to yours, dude.
All right, so let's go ahead.
Let's get back to Pan Terra up in here.
All right, here it is.
And don't interrupt, goddammit.
Holy shit, ghost.
I can hear the Home Depot thing.
Fuck off, all right?
I'm playing my fucking Pan Tara, my favorite fucking metal band that you people have ruined.
So shut up!
Jesus Christ!
You fucking piece of shit!
Worse than Pantera.
Dimebag proving he deserved every bullet.
Can Terra, dude, stop talking that shit about Dimebag Daryl, you piece of crap.
Don't you fucking dare.
God damn it!
play it listen Here it is.
Here it is, baby.
FUCK IT! FUCK IT! FUCK IT! FUCK IT!
Goddamn right.
You're goddamn right.
Comunga strikes.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate that, considering that we had some idiot black ghost trying to, I don't know what they're trying to do, trying to get me kicked off of D-Live, which I don't fucking appreciate.
All right, let's go to the next one here.
We've got the awesome sponge.
And he goes, so you remember the Simpsons arcade ghost?
This game was lit.
Had the best soundtrack.
All right, let's take a look at what the awesome sponge is talking about out here.
All right, awesome sponge is next.
Here it is.
Now, hold on.
I've got to fucking look at this, man.
I'm sorry.
I have to vet all these stupid.
Yep, here it is again.
Another, are you fucking kidding me?
Are you fucking kidding me, dude?
Who the fuck is this?
Who the fuck is the awesome sponge?
Oh, God.
I mean, seriously, I'm going to fucking ban this fucker, too.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm not even kidding around.
I mean, this is sad.
This is fucking sad that I've got to do this shit.
It's fucking sad.
Anyway, not playing this one either.
And I'm going to fucking ban whoever the fuck whoever the fuck Sponge fucking, whatever your fucking name is.
All right, because I'm not sitting here having you people fucking insert all this dumb bullshit and think that you're going to get me taken off of fucking platforms because you think that you're fucking stupid shithead trolls.
All right.
Yeah, trans terror.
Go fuck it.
Fuck yourself too, dude.
Jesus Christ.
I can't believe the shit I've got to do here, man.
All this shit, just so that, you know, these morons don't post some sick-ass, disgusting bullshit.
All right.
Who is this fucking idiot?
All right.
Anyway, not going to play it.
All right.
First and foremost, Awesome Sponge.
All right.
Because you think that you're so fucking cute and think that you can go and try to get one over on putting some fucking sick ass fucking pornographic material in between a video of some fucking Simpsons arcade game.
Ain't going to play it.
And by the way, thank you for your $20.20.
Okay.
I appreciate it.
All right.
And by the way, Froppy ain't going to play your shit because you didn't donate the $20.20 buckers.
So fuck you too.
All right.
Who else do we have here?
Simp Masterson.
Okay, here it is.
Sip Masterson requested this one and said, can't believe you're trying to start shit with me, old man.
I live in a fucking Barbie dream mansion, you cleft cock motherfucker, whatever the hell that means.
All right, Sip Masterson here.
Here it is.
Let's go ahead and see what Simp Masterson has to say here.
What is this?
What the hell is this crap?
All right, here we go.
I don't know who the fuck Simp Masterson is.
Put the PC shot here.
What is this crap?
All right.
Yeah.
Welcome to Sip.
You need Sip.
You want Sip.
You got it.
It's the show where everything is a cope.
Coming to you live in the world's smallest unfinished laundry in the Barbie Dream Mansion.
Recently voted a balding greasy Mexicu 524 pages running.
Wait a minute.
525.
Jesus Christ.
And as always.
Resident, yes, man.
Sean the sheep.
Ha ha!
Chew that invisible broccoli, you absolute sped.
Ah, so uh this week has been a total disaster, Sean.
A total fucking disaster.
You know, we had some pranks to come by.
Dude, is this supposed to be humorous?
Install the fucking Hot Wheels loop to look.
Why not my fucking driveway?
It's been a big fucking hassle.
I spent I spent an ungodly amount of money getting these contractors out here to install the fucking thing.
They fucking just started upside down.
They started upside down, Sean.
I'm fucking honest at you.
Spaghetti is all I gotta say to this.
Those motherfuckers.
Those motherfuckers.
Yeah.
Of course I paid them anyway.
What do you mean?
Jesus.
No, I mean, they don't make content for the show, so, you know, I actually respect them.
Plus, I'm a big money cup.
I'm a big old money cuck, paying people for low-quality work, Sean.
Jesus.
Big old cuck.
Just paying money to anyone who asks.
As long as you know what I'm saying.
Is this supposed to be humorous?
Seriously.
You know, this particular show.
I don't want to pay them on time if they, you know, contribute towards the money.
The thing that makes me the most money.
I don't want to.
Look, if I get content and it's for the show, and it's good, I don't want to pay them.
I don't want to pay them on time.
Four minutes of this shit.
Four minutes of this plan?
You know, if it's an upside-down Hot Wheels, Loop DeLoop Ramp, on my driveway, you know, I go hog wild.
I pay them double.
I just pay them doubles, Sean.
I pay them a big fat wad of cash, a big old wad.
Ha ha!
Oh, yeah, that's right.
I forgot about that.
They paused this.
I forgot.
Art Hammond did pay for Froppies, so I'll go back and do Froppies.
I forgot about that.
Ma used to make wink.
Even though I fucking hate that piece of shit, Froppy, for so fucking long.
What is this?
Especially when there are.
I don't need any of them.
Rattlesnakes, not in the ass.
You forgot the link.
Women are stinky holes.
You forgot the link.
You forgot the link, dude.
Can you believe it?
Those motherfuckers are talking shit about my pristine hairline.
I mean, what the shit?
What the shit?
I mean, I used to love that place.
Right, Sean?
Right?
When it was a sterile information gathering website, just a sterile information gathering website.
Just like Neat PayPig 2.
What the fuck am I listening to, man?
What the fuck?
Straight!
I don't get it!
This is a fucking stupid fucking bowl of spaghetti retardation.
Both on the same level.
Exactly the same.
Good old Neat PayPig 2 in the good old days.
The fucking good old days on Neat PayPig 2 and Rudy Farms collecting information.
Well, fuck those guys.
I have a Chad hairline.
The hairline of a Chad.
I'm an Adonis.
Jesus.
Where was I?
Come on!
Nigger!
Whoa!
Whoa!
What the fuck?
Those are the no-no-never words.
No, no, never word.
You can't know.
What the fuck was that?
Whoa.
Ah, Jesus.
Okay.
Okay.
Next voicemail.
Say the word nigger.
Nigger.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa, what the fuck is this?
God damn it.
That's a fucking spice, man.
I mean, uh, this is, um, yeah, this is, no, definitely, uh, What?
What the fuck?
This is definitely the way I wanted this show.
Look, this is a new direction.
I'm really actually pretty pleased about this new direction, right, Sean?
Oh my god.
Jesus.
Somebody find me so fucking ambient.
This has been the sim show.
See you next Tuesday.
I mean, are you fucking kidding?
Take this shit off.
Take this shit the fuck off.
You fucking splicing pieces of fucking damn thoughts shit.
Fucking pizza.
Fucking crap.
I never said any of that shit, man.
That's a fucking splice and everybody knows it.
And what is this?
Kudos to you for finally coming down on these idiots.
Maybe this is a sign that video donos are getting old.
I mean this video was retarded and the two previous ones were meant to get you in trouble.
I know.
I know, man.
Anonymous.
He's trying to dunk on Dick Masterson.
All right.
Well, I mean, I think Dick Masterson is, you know, I mean, he's pretty much, for a lack of a better term, worn out as welcome.
Let's just put it that way.
All right.
Anyway, let's continue here.
And I agree, you know, these people that are trying to get me in trouble, I don't really appreciate it.
And by the way, anybody who listened to that, that was not me.
I didn't say any kind of racism at all whatsoever.
These people are just splicing my fucking voice to try to get me in trouble.
And I don't appreciate it, dude.
I don't appreciate it, especially when I'm giving you fucking shows.
I'm giving you fucking lemons.
You know, I'm fucking, I'm doing all this shit.
Giant Dad Fortnite Shit00:08:55
All right, what is this?
Let's get to the next dono here, okay?
And fuck you.
That was not real audio, you fucking dumbasses.
That was a splice.
And Distillen just dropped a diamond saying, I concur.
I fucking love the show's new direction.
All right.
Thank you, dude.
I appreciate it.
All right, let's get to Chaos Hand Giant Dad.
I don't know.
Hander Giant Dad.
I don't know what the fuck that is.
That's the name of the person.
And they said, The Legend Never Dies Baguette.
Chaos Hander Giant Dad.
I don't know what the fuck that's supposed to mean.
But let's go ahead and see what they have in store.
Once again, Chaos Hander Giant Dad requested this.
The legend never dies.
What is this?
Hander Giant Dad?
What the fuck is this shit?
What is this garbage?
7 million fucking views?
Get this Fortnite shit out of here.
I don't play Fortnite.
Get that shit out of here.
We all remember the flipping Havel's moms and dads.
What the fuck is it?
What is it?
What are they talking about here?
48 vitality.
66 endurance.
WHAT THE HELL AM I WATCHING?!
It's time that is scary, dude.
What are you, casual?
Giants, Giants, Giants, become a monster.
What am I listening?
What is this shit?
And why does it have 7 million views?
Fever, ticker, stab, hell forbid.
Black player, black player.
That ain't a big fuss, did you?
What the hell?
The best winning mascot, you bitch.
Don't fucking forget it.
Oh, it isn't.
I have no idea what the hell this is.
He's back.
What is this?
Some fucking video game?
Power up the base camera.
What the hell is this crap?
Fire.
Somebody in the chat room said fucking autism hour.
Is this the legend that they're talking about here?
What is this?
What is this?
Are you all encouraging me to try to play this game?
Because I don't get the fucking.
I don't get it.
What's up with this Abe Skrillex fucking music in the background?
What the hell is this shit?
Oh, my God.
All right.
Did y'all get that?
Because I sure as hell didn't get it.
Okay.
Chaos hander giant dad, we appreciate it.
I don't get it.
Okay.
I don't get what the fuck you just donated, but I mean, what the hell?
Autism, all right?
That's all I got to say.
Your autism is showing.
All right, let's take a call or two.
Let's see what the calls are doing here.
Let's go with, who the hell is this?
An important message.
What do you got to say?
An important message.
Are you there?
Important message?
What's up with all the Hellen Keller death mutes all of a sudden?
I don't get it.
Get ready to be called on at any goddamn time for Christ's sake.
No, fuck you, Black Ghost.
Fuck off, dude.
Go fuck yourself.
All right.
Fuck you, dude.
You knew what you were doing.
I ain't playing shit ever again.
That shouldn't even, that shouldn't even be the real Black Ghost.
It's probably some idiot just trying to get a free fucking video because I blocked Black Ghost.
All right.
So anyway, let me continue.
Who else do we have here?
How about let's take who the hell is this?
Quarantine Party?
Are you there?
quarantine party oh that sounds fruity well that's a That's a quarantine party, if I've ever heard one.
Randall the Capitalist, how do we call in?
Very easy, okay?
I'm just randomly choosing calls throughout the broadcast on people that are on hold.
It's the radio graffiti number, okay?
For all those that don't know what the radio graffiti number is, put the radio graffiti graphic on, engineer.
Put it on.
There it is right there.
You just call into that number there, 515-604-9052.
And once the operator bitch starts talking, all you got to do is push in that code 844-286 and the hashtag or pound key.
And once you do, you will be in queue.
And I'll call on you whenever I decide that I'm going to be taking calls in between these videos.
All right.
So let's go ahead and continue here.
Let's go.
Let's take one more call.
about uh somebody somebody out of los angeles what's going on uh we can't hear you Stop deep throating the phone.
What's up?
Say that again.
I'm a long time listener, I love listening to your show, man.
I've been listening to you since I was 12 years old, and I love your show.
Well, thank you very much.
I appreciate that.
Are you all right, dude?
Yeah, I'm just going to come in, and I'm just really excited to go for the truth.
I'm 21 years old, God, and I used to call you when I was 12 years old.
All right.
Thank you very much.
We appreciate it.
You shouldn't have been fucking listening to me at 12 years old for fuck's sake.
Good God.
And somebody just dropped a diamond, woke millennial, yay, spaghetti.
Yay, spaghetti.
Look, I don't know what the hell that was, for Christ's sake, dude.
But once again, it never ends.
It's my life.
All right, I'm going to take one more call here.
All right, let's take one more.
How about who the hell else?
How about who the hell's good morning Dobson?
What's up?
You hate the fucking fuck.
Because the niggas are shot and the niggers are jacked.
You niggas get off your ass and wake up.
The goddamn niggers are taking all America.
All right, take that shit off of here.
We don't fucking condone any of that racist shit.
And by the way, I skipped a couple of $3 donos.
Odd observation said, notice how the pet Mexican donation stopped when you blocked Black Ghost.
And Billy F.U. said, who gave Down Syndrome Dave a phone?
And we got a couple of diamonds that came in as well.
Randall, or excuse me, Woke Millennial, Yay Spaghetti.
Randall the Capitalist said, this guy is on one too many Zannies.
And Chandler said, ghost, he's like this because he listens to you.
All right, great.
All right.
Fucking great.
All right.
Sexualizing Gum Innuendo00:07:54
Look, since you fucking people on the damn hold here are acting like it's a big fucking joke.
I'm going to take another dono here because we got a whole bunch of them.
All right.
We got a whole bunch of them.
This one is by somebody calling themselves Granny Fucker.
Yeah, that's great.
That's fresh, isn't it?
He said, did you know your granny had soft lips?
I won't tell you which ones, though.
Play the whole video baguette.
All right, well, I'm not playing anything that's going to potentially get me banned from D-Live.
So you guys are going to be a bunch of dicks and continue to do that shit.
We're going to have some problems.
All right.
We're going to have some fucking problems.
I'm not even kidding around.
All right.
Anyway, let's go ahead and see what we have in store here by Granny Fucker.
Granny fucker requested us.
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
Let's put closed captioning.
What is this crap?
Oh, shit, take it off.
Take it off!
Uh...
The fuck is this?
this weirdo jack shit you see what I'm saying to these weirdo jacks dude he's See what I'm saying?
Oh my god I mean they're so whiny.
These whiny Jap women.
I don't understand why you think that you would be attracted to them.
Do you hear them?
Fucking whiny people.
Long, long mom.
I mean they're actually sexualizing gum in Japan.
You're actually sexualizing gum?
Oh...
Oh my god Oh my god dude This is so stupid.
This is so fucking stupid.
Weirdo Japs man.
Weirdo japs.
Long Long!
Sorry.
Oh my God.
You've got to be shit.
You know what?
Thumbs down this shit.
Thumbs down this garbage.
fuck's sake I mean what the fuck This is their marketing out there in Japan?
I mean, are you fucking kidding me?
Sexualizing gum.
Sexualizing fucking gum.
Same country that has vending machines for used panties.
Fucking weirdo Japs.
Oh, now she's going to faint and cause even more drama, right?
Oh, I'm with the Fanta.
And I'm going to whine like a little bitch.
Oh God.
I've got fat Japs.
Jeez.
Jesus Christ, look at the trunk on that jack.
What the fuck am I watching here?
Oh my god.
I mean seriously, dude.
Seriously.
Long.
Long.
You love a long time.
You know, where's the one where they're going to show the black man come in?
When?
Where's the one where they're gonna show Mandingo come along?
Long, long.
I'm kidding.
Hey, how do they got up?
Oh, my God, yes, I forget about my life.
I think you look great.
I think you look great.
Oh, I have a good job of sasha.
Oh, my God.
And he's still married this slut.
I mean, the continuity of these commercials is amazing.
And look, Winter the Wolf just dropped a dime and spanked me with that long gum.
Oh, good God.
when he comes to crash the wedding I've been waiting a long time what kind of fucking cockery is this What kind of cockery is this?
What?
Long, long, long, long...
Oh, no.
Oh, my.
Now you gotta throw the homosexual innuendo, huh?
Here's where the homosexual innuendo is being propagated, huh?
Oh, that's great.
That's great.
That's just great!
Oh my god!
I mean, dude, I've seen it all now.
Fucking weirdo jabs.
Do you mind if I touch it?
Do you mind if I touch it?
Are we done with this?
Oh, thank God.
Oh, my God.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Granny fucker requested that one.
Jesus hell.
Jesus hell.
All right, let's continue here.
All right, because we got a whole bunch of donos to do.
We got WTF.
WTF, he's been asking when the hell his is coming on.
I'm going to have to take a look at it because once again, these fucking people that are so fucking eager have been, you know, trying to put fucking sick, disgusting garbage on the broadcast, which I don't really appreciate at all.
Ban Bronies and Unicorns00:09:38
All right, but no, this seems like, what is this, a vice?
We got to wait five seconds here.
All right, this is a vice program, and he wanted me to start about run one minute.
And he asked, what the fuck is wrong with these people?
Okay, let's put it at one minute and see what he's talking about out here.
All right.
Once again, WTF requested this and asked, what is wrong with these people?
All right.
Is everybody ready?
Viewer discretion is advised.
This is a vice video, okay?
So here it is.
Play it.
Here we go.
WTF requested this.
So let's see what the hell this is.
What the hell?
Is the sound on?
The sound is on.
Basically, can't catch a unicorn.
I only freelance.
One hoof in the corporate world and one hoof in the hippie world.
I was infexil.
Classic Asian Bangladeshi parents.
I was a student for three years.
Oh my god.
I was like in the 70s throwback for ages.
I was a professional breakdancer.
I was directing.
But this is the longest.
Hold on.
Pause this.
This sounds like the resume of Burger Planet.
And take a look at it.
He's in the same position as Burger Planet, only, you know, he's fruiting up the place.
It all started 2011.
I basically started going to all the Burning Man events.
Bernie man, how quaint what the world can be like.
That's where I was born as a unicorn.
Born as a unicorn.
Oh, this is right up your Brody's alley here, huh?
What is this?
Ghost's son playing out in the yard with his friends.
You forgot the fucking link.
All right, you forgot the fucking link, dude.
And women's are sticky holes.
I got the link to yours.
But Cornelius Enwardton, you forgot the link, you dickhead.
All right, let's get back to WTF, where we're looking at a Pooh in the Loo leopard, or excuse me, unicorn.
Now we have something.
Unicorns promotional films.
It just grew and grew and grew.
Are you shitting me?
I'm Sammy, also known as Saticorn.
I'm a Pure Vlad unicorn and also a professional kids entertainer.
I'm did she just say professional kids entertainer?
And we wonder why our children are becoming more and more degenerate?
Jesus Christ.
I'm also a Cosmicorn.
I'm Miles.
I'm the Mexican.
I mainly do bookings for festivals and parties in London as well as the day.
I'm Emma, and I'm also a fabulous unicorn.
Oh, God, no, dude.
Are you kidding me?
Good fucking lord, no.
And I was like, she's fit.
Good lord.
I had a dream about her.
Woke millennial just dropped a diamond and she killed him with fire.
And then we had full intercourse.
Yeah, yeah, basically.
You can get pretty lonely just wanting to share love where a lot of people just want to tear you down.
So I feel like I've been coming to, man.
Seriously.
What is this world coming to is right?
Everybody needs to be able to do it.
WTF, what have we become?
Hot female lovers.
Well, you want to have sex with men as well.
Winter the wolf dropped the diamond, but she has glitter in her cunt.
I think it's great.
Yeah, what a great visual there, you fucking milky liquor.
Of course, London.
A little add-up.
Night Warrior Corn's wanted.
It helps if you're polyamorous and recovering from addiction issues.
Hey, come on.
Oh, my God.
Hey, it's worth a shot.
Dude, I feel like being sick watching this.
I feel like being fucking disgusting and sick.
Hi!
Um, where are the other year?
I've lifted upstairs.
I mean, why are people even taking this fucking shit serious, man?
So, yeah, we're at a club.
Uh, we're basically gonna do a bit of rehearsal and we're gonna be performing on the main stage later.
Oh, I can't take this anymore, dude.
I mean, what a fucking episode 965, dude.
I mean, Jesus fucking Christ.
I told you not to mess with me, man.
Are you aware?
I told you!
They like to put it around, do they?
You know, I'm a big fan of naughty behavior.
Naughty behavior is a good idea.
I'm sure you are, you old fuck.
I'm sure you are.
Like I always said, what did I tell you?
Pause this shit.
What have I always said?
When it comes to deviant fucking sick behavior, there's always an old fuck that is either funding this, promoting this, in charge of this.
Haven't you noticed that?
Dancers.
Some old pervasion.
That is leading this whole fucking shit.
Definitely build to it.
Oh, yeah.
Fucking old perverts.
The old less is more works really well, I reckon.
I'm not happy with reality.
Hold on, wait a minute.
Watch this.
Ban all bronies. Ban all bronies. Ban all bronies. Fuck bronies.
This is how I picture Pettus.
Vince McMahon, no shit.
No shit.
I didn't even think about that, but that's probably what Pettus is doing right there.
He's probably into that kind of freak show type of shit.
No shit.
But ban all bronies.
Ban all bronies.
Fuck bronies.
I understand where you're coming from.
AK Talk just dropped a diamond and said at least they can get a job at Twitch.
Don't even kid around about that shit, dude.
Anyway, thanks to Ban All Bronies for the 25.
Let's continue with this damn video for about another minute here.
People don't get me out there.
Just so you know, the importance of Burning Man in my life, it's literally changed everything.
My business, my friendship, I love life.
Everything.
Burning man.
My life is always.
It's because I go to Burning Man, you know?
Out there, I tried to create here.
The principles of unicornia are the things that I live by.
They really help me.
Oh, my God.
God, look at this stupid shit.
Look at this stupid uniforms will deliver.
When you shine you, enable us to shine around.
If you love everyone, there's more love in the world.
You can't cage a unicorn.
We are simply a little bit of a drink.
I'm seven of them.
Never be afraid of change.
Embrace it.
Everyone I know is fruiting up.
Now we have different things.
And I'm a big house.
I'm a little bit more.
Just killed us all.
Just warrior corns.
I'm in a relationship.
What is it?
Yentex, 25 buckers.
25 for emergency.
Go watch Attila right now.
He's having a mental breakdown.
All right, look, let me play another 20 seconds of this and we'll take a look at it.
Hold on just a second like a source of light, and it was making me and all my friends Minutes shining light on Pooh and the Lou fucking unicorns.
Anyway, thank you very much, WTF.
That's fucking sick.
Anyway, let me go take a look at Attila.
Is he really having a breakdown here, Yentex?
Let's take a look at this shit.
What the hell's going on over there at Attila's?
I've messed it up.
Oh, shit.
I've messed it up.
We're all these fucking loser Canadians that I've endorsed.
Oh, my God.
What's going on?
Cool.
What the fuck?
I want off the network.
What?
He's done.
It's a failure.
What the fuck?
Take him off.
We're done.
We failed.
What the hell, Attila?
Yes, hello.
Yeah, what's up, you fucking pussy?
You're all fucking round up, motherfucker.
Talking about the fucking Canadian dad.
Yeah, well, I take Canadian vegeto for fucking breakfast.
I'm not gonna do this!
It's not! It's not! It's not! It's not! It's not!
...invinced that Hitler did nothing wrong.
Pedos, bronies, reeds, homos, and now unicorns.
We get it.
Again, none of this stuff would exist if we helped Hitler instead of helping the communists.
I don't think so.
Seriously, go.
Hitler was a homo, okay?
I don't have time to talk about it, but Hitler was a homo.
Woke Millennial dropped a diamond and said, Re!
And Winter the Wolf just said that this is a discount Wolverine.
All right, here it is.
Oh, shit!
We're fucking shutting down this network!
It's all over.
Come on.
Oh my god.
Is he talking about IP2?
Is he talking about IP2?
Yeah.
It's all fucking done.
Bill has killed this whole fucking cabinet.
It's all fucking done.
It was a great fucking run.
Punching Living Lifestyle00:14:56
I'm telling you, go down.
Is he talking about IP2?
It was a great falling laughing video and play mind baby.
I'll play it in a second.
This is live.
This is live, Ron, we're seeing, we're seeing somebody breaking down.
This fucking network, and they never deserved it.
None of them ever deserved it.
Just because someone goes in my closet, that doesn't, they need to be added to the network.
This network has...
It meant something to be added to this network.
And now we're just fucking adding it, everyone.
Someone fucking licks my fucking ass.
No, no, we don't want to see your ass.
We don't want to see your ass.
Did this network want to lick you?
We don't want to see your ass.
Don't pull your ass out.
We're done.
We're lost in.
We lost it.
We lost it.
Oh, my God.
Take it off.
Oh, my God.
Oh, no.
It's over with.
Oh, my God, no.
Here I am filling it up.
Corner the fucking.
Oh, my God, no.
I'm lighting the hard of it because you talk about it.
Oh, my God.
We've done this.
Oh, my God.
We're coming back.
There's somebody with a small penis.
I'm going to fuck you up, you little fucking bitch.
I can't show.
I can't show Attila.
I can't show Attila.
I'm sorry.
I can't show it.
Somebody's jacking off.
I can't show it.
Winter the wolf dropped the diamonds in my inner audio tech is crying fucking peeking.
He's fucking losing it.
And he's leaving somebody jacking off.
Oh my god, dude, fucking take it off, Attila.
What are you doing, dude?
Dude, you're gonna get kicked off of YouTube.
Take this fucking shit off.
Take it off.
I'm actually standing in the middle.
Take it the fuck off, Atilla.
Oh, my God.
Take it off.
Some water will leak out.
Oh, my God, dude.
Listen, I can't show this.
I can't show this.
I can't show it.
It will create.
Take it off, Attila, you fucking sick fuck.
Oh, my God.
Did somebody fucking donate that shit?
Did somebody donate that shit and say hi to me?
Nah, he's changed me here.
He's changed it.
Oh, my God, dude.
Alright, look, I got it.
Alright.
Look, Yen Text.
We agree.
This guy is losing it.
He's losing it here.
Oh, my God.
What the hell is going on?
What the hell's going on here?
And why the hell is Attila freaking out over here?
Is he freaking out because he tried to exploit that tard that was in his uh that was in his closet?
And I don't know what's going on.
What the what the fuck is up?
Hell's going on?
Are you are you up for this IRL lifestyle?
I don't I don't think you are.
IRL lifestyle.
We are living it.
We are it.
We are living.
We we are fucking dude.
What have you been fucking smoking, dude?
Oh my god.
We are fucking living living this fucking lifestyle.
We are...
What's in it for Aldi?
Oh, great.
Now he's on his fucking news player.
How can you live in the...
We are living in the middle of the day.
So drunk, so fucking ugly.
So fucking sprawdy looking.
Attila, you look like a fucking rat, nigga.
Yo, you do that, kid.
Ugly.
You can't talk shit on the tiller, bro.
No, I'll talk shit on the tiller, bro.
I don't want to talk shit on the tiller looks like he's flown out.
He's been angry at the world.
I don't know.
I am a fucking IRL celebrity.
All you fucking people just wish you were me.
Oh my god, he's losing it.
Fucking Attila's losing it.
He's losing it.
Who the fuck are we?
Who the fuck are all these rats here, dude?
You look like a fucking celebrity.
You're shut up when he's had earlier.
Dude, what is he on?
This can't be just pure alcohol.
This has got to be like methamphetamine or fentanyl or some kind of shit like that.
I love being alive.
What's pyramid?
All you do is go out.
You don't even want to get out of here.
Look at him.
He looks fucking out of it.
Look at him.
Look at his face.
I don't want to use it.
You don't fucking deserve my dad.
You don't fucking deserve my time or to be on tune.
On tune.
You fucking faggots.
Oh, you fucking faggots.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Oh, God.
Look at it.
No!
No!
Who's donating this penis shit?
Who's donating his feet?
MGD, yes.
Oh, my God, dude.
That's enough.
That's enough of this.
This is Ash! Ash! Ash!
Take the penis off, you fucker!
Take the penis off!
Bitch, fucking nobody.
Not a willy.
Your only chance was coming into this fucking Discord and fucking talking to me.
Yeah, but you couldn't even do that.
How is this still on?
You're a fucking loser.
How is this still on YouTube?
This was your chance.
I've already seen two bear penises on this fucking stream, and this is still on YouTube.
What the fuck?
Bitch.
You will never be.
Never have been.
And you're never going to make it.
Because this was your chance.
This was your chance.
Who are you talking about?
In this IRL streaming world.
What are you talking about?
Drop the ball.
You were a fucking bitch loser.
Never has been.
Never will be.
And this was your chance.
And you dropped it.
You dropped it.
I think you owe a shot, Attila.
You're a bitch.
Randall the Capitalist is.
They let Penis go, but ban you for a joke.
I know.
That's what I'm saying.
Randall the Capitalist.
That's what I'm saying.
You are delusional.
And what are you?
What are you?
What are you calling in for?
Fuck you, man.
You're delusional.
What are you calling in for?
For peanut butter, bitch.
Peanut butter.
Jenny Tom.
Peanut butter.
Jet it time.
Where are you at?
Where are you at?
There you go.
You fucking Hungarian weird looking.
I don't take orders from you.
Bitch, listen, bitch.
You're a nobody.
I don't take orders from you.
I look way better than you.
Come over here and I'm going to slap the fucking shit on you.
Listen, listen, it's on site.
When I see you, I'm just fucking knocking you out.
Do you understand?
You're getting knocked out, bitch.
Oh, internet tough guy.
Internet tough guy.
You come over here and you're getting knocked out.
Hey, wait a minute.
If I call him, then I'm going to have to take off Radio Graffiti, dude, or the calls.
You're a bitch.
Woke Millennial with a diamond.
If I call him, I'm going to have to drop the calls, dude.
From a different number?
Because I know who you are.
I know who you are, bitch.
I know who the fuck you were.
And you've called in here many times.
So now, all of a sudden, you're calling from a different number.
Because you're a fucking bitch.
Nobody never has been.
Loser low life.
Pay for your kids lunch, dude.
When you send your kid away for a 24-hour stream at him a lunch, dude.
What is he talking about?
what that means when you're when you're a father and you have a kid and you pack them lunch oh calm your fucking ass down not really I want to fuck you up some more what up bitch well you wish you You wish.
Where you at?
Come over.
Come over, dude.
I'm right here.
Look at this shit.
I don't care.
I'm right, but you're not all my bitch.
Get on the train.
Can you afford the train ticket?
That's right.
You don't.
Fuck you.
You can afford the train.
Punch the fucking fish, hey.
Come on, punch it, boy.
I beat you in the fucking house, boys.
Punch that fucking ice.
Come on, punch it.
Punch it, motherfucker.
Punch the fucking...
Punch it. Punch it.
You're going to pay for it?
Punch it, motherfucker.
You're going to pay for it.
Oh, yeah.
You're going to pay for it.
Fuck it.
You're goddamn right.
That's right, bitch.
Are you gonna pay for it?
That's right.
That's right.
You hung up, because you're poor.
You're poor.
You're poor, bitch.
You're poor.
You're a poor bitch.
Batch?
Yes, hello.
Stop crying like a little bitch.
Who's crying, bitch?
Bitch, why are you calling in here?
Why are you watching this stream?
Why are you such a loser that you don't have any friends or family and you're watching this stream and calling in?
Oh my god, what a breakdown.
What a breakdown.
No answer.
Yes, hello, yes.
Yo, what's up, bro?
What's up?
What are we doing?
I'm not much, man.
I'm just fucking trying to stay here.
Alright!
Oh no, man.
Well, they're really needing to get away from the bottom.
Also, how much to smash the fish tank?
I got 200 LIT.
Oh, shit, hold on.
He may send another dick.
Hold on.
How much to smash the fucking fish tank?
Don't tempt him, dude.
Fucking my number.
Don't tempt him.
I'm blocking your number.
And you're calling in about a boy dick.
Randomly just dropped the diamond and said, call him and tell him I've got your bitch.
No, It's not that type of question.
So you're a fan.
You've watched.
You're seeing all the leaks.
Obviously.
So.
What's up?
What's up, Harold?
Harold, Harold, what's up?
What makes you call in here today?
That sounds like a COVID cough or AIDS cough.
Bro, you need to quit the heroin, man.
Hello, Harold.
What up, Achilla?
Fuck all these chips.
We want you to punch that goddamn fish tank, you pussy.
Show us the fucking content.
Come on, bitch.
I'll come over there and kick the fuck out of the sky.
What are you gonna do about it, motherfucker?
Try to punch that fucking bitch tank.
Give us some content.
You never fucking do.
You sit here like a skinny sip.
Come on, motherfucker.
Punch the fucking fish tank.
Punch the fish tank.
I mean, is he gonna do it?
Is he gonna really do it?
Is he gonna really do it?
Give it to us.
Come on, punch it, motherfucker.
Punch it, bitch.
Punch it!
Punch it, punch it!
Punch the motherfucker!
Punch, punch, punch.
Punch the fucking fish tank.
Punch it!
Punch the shit!
He's thinking about he's contemplating it.
He's thinking about it.
He sealed a piece.
He did a sealed a piece agreement.
He's like a fucking Benny!
Benny, what the fuck is going on?
Opening Froppie's Chest00:03:47
What's with all these people in my VC?
Benny Mac.
Is that you, Benny Mac?
Oh, that's you.
That's you.
That is you.
Tell him to be a dad.
That is me.
Yes.
What's up?
Yeah, I care.
I even tell you here, I can be, okay?
Okay.
Exactly, exactly.
We can't understand you.
You have way too thick of an accent.
So I am back.
I'm back.
I don't know.
I'm a fucking celebrity over here.
So we're going to bring you people to the other room.
OG OG geezer.
Welcome.
Welcome to the stream.
How are you doing, OG geezer?
I'm here.
That's right.
I know you're here.
I dragged him off.
I love you, Geezer.
You're my friend.
You are my master.
You made me.
This guy, get him, get him out here.
This guy ain't going to do shit.
All right.
He's out there.
He's basking in this fucking garbage.
Are you kidding me?
He's basking in the fact that he's got fucking people watching him act like a fucking lunatic and all this other bullshit.
So get the hell out of here.
All right.
What I'm going to do here now, since people have been chilling in here with me for a minute, I'm going to go ahead and open up the chest here.
Is everybody ready?
I'm going to open up the treasure chest.
The treasure chest currently has 2,500 lemons inside of it.
So is everybody ready?
Okay.
Once again, how you get the most lemons is to be interactive with the chat and chill here with us for as long as you possibly can.
Okay.
It pays to listen to Ghost.
So with that being said, let's go ahead and open up the chest here at about 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Let's distribute the chest right now.
And by the way, let us know in the chat room how many lemons you get.
And I will let you know the top five lemon getters once the treasure chest has been distributed here.
Okay.
Does everybody understand that?
All right.
Anyway, what a fucking night, dude.
What a night it's been thus far.
And it's already 2.30 and the moaning.
All right.
Once again, let us know how many lemons you get.
And I will let you know the top five lemon getters here.
2,500 lemons.
Here it is.
We've got fuck ghost moderators with 273 lemons.
Winter Wolf with 157 lemons.
Aura Aura with 114 lemons.
We've got Texas Philly Bird with 90 lemons and AK Talk with 76 lemons.
Now, with that being said, let me see if I can even put, you know, even more here.
Let me see if I can put in another thousand.
Can I put in another thousand in the treasure chest?
Yes, I can.
All right, so just to keep people watching here, we got another thousand in the treasure chest.
And we got to continue on with these donos, baby.
Hey, by the way, I think I owe Froppy a dono here.
So let me go ahead and go back because I got to play Froppie's little stupid video because Ard Hammond had paid for it.
And he said, Lol did some looking around.
And it turns out she's not allowed in most major furry conventions.
You know, you become the lowest of the low when you get banned from FurryCon.
Burning Zorzobra Bad Luck00:02:17
Anyways, play the video N-word.
And you wonder why that I'm not out here playing Froppy's bullshit.
Everybody's wondering why.
Anyway, let's get to Froppie's video here.
Let's see what the fuck we've got going on with Froppie.
Once again, this is a Froppie video courtesy of Ard Hammond.
Anyway, here it is.
What is this?
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
Not this shit again.
Not this freaky fucking scuff burning man bullshit.
Winter the wolf just dropped the diamond.
Where's the phone, love?
Some callers were lulzy.
We're going to get to some in a second.
Right now we're watching Troppie's video, courtesy of Ard Hammond, the burning of Zoe Cerbra that happens every year in New Mexico.
Somewhat of a scuff burning man now, what this is supposed to represent, because I've actually read about this Zorzobra, is that you're burning, you know, the wickedness of the bad luck in life away.
So it's like, you know, the things that happen.
Be gone, don't care.
Wednesday Burns zones over every...
Supposedly burning bad luck, bad juju.
Wednesday Burns Zones Over00:05:01
You know what I mean?
Hold on, pause this.
Attila is crying now.
L-M-A-O-O-O-O.
We'll update if he punches the he's crying.
All right, we'll get to that in just a second.
Thank you, Yentex.
We really do appreciate the 411.
Hold on, we're watching once again Froppy's video of the burning Zoe Zobra.
Once again, burning away bad Juju.
Wait a minute, that's a bad thing to say.
Never mind.
Strike that from the record, please.
All right, strike that from the record.
All right.
Anyway, thank you, Froppy, and thank you, Ard Hammond, for hooking that up.
All right, let's continue here.
Who else do we have?
We've got, hold on, let me take a couple of calls here and see what's going on.
Let me take a couple of calls and see what's going on for Christ's sake.
Oh, shit.
I'm about to run out of fucking power here, so I gotta fucking do some things here.
Hold on just a second.
Here we go.
All right, here it is.
Let's go ahead and take some calls.
Let's go ahead and do this.
Who the hell is this?
about uh how about pantera lover the fuck the hell is this shit Is that Michael Jackson?
All right, all right.
That was fucking horrible.
All right.
Who the hell is this?
How about Glory Hole Theme Park?
What up?
Ben Andreas just can't get enough of the Glory Hole theme park.
Glory hole in strangers.
Make sure I'm praying.
Glory hole.
You're so new.
It's the place for magic and adventure.
We all like speaking rodents to entertain and educate our kids.
And now with Jerry Terrible, the kids on one they can really relate to.
I've got puppies to show you.
Yay!
I know it's safe.
Jerry's wearing a latex bodysuit.
See you later, mom.
We're off at home with strangers.
All right, dude.
That's fucking disgusting.
Whoever the hell made that, you're a fucking sick fuck, for Christ's sake.
And hold on.
Is he really crying?
Let's go take a look at this.
All right.
We got to see this.
Why is he crying?
Why is it- HOW TO TAKE THE BOSS FOR CHOOL COIN HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT Fucking low-life.
Holy shit.
This is your kid rate.
You fucking loser.
Take the bus.
Holy tread fucking hours tomorrow morning, bitch.
And bitch.
Bitch.
You want me to fucking call you?
Do you?
Do you really want fucking MGTs and MGTs moms and MGT's dads?
Fucking number link.
Is that what we need?
Dude, we need that.
Calm down.
These fucking fucking Canadian welfare fucking nobodies.
Generational welfare.
LGT, MGT's dad, MGT's mom.
Come on, MGT Literature.
The cops may be scramble the capitalists, drop a diamond.
Let's call in.
Call it.
You guys think you got this?
Feminist socialist with a diamond turn in a call.
You're famous.
You think you're internet famous?
I made you fucking internet famous.
You are a fucking nobody.
Hydrogen put you on his streams and you were still a fucking nobody.
And Hydronics would not put you on these new streets and actually give you any money.
Please do it.
G-H-O-S-K.
You are a fucking low-life fucking loser.
Never has been, never will be.
Your dad fucking hangs out at home smoking cigarettes.
Why do you come to my house to become somebody?
You understand?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Come on, dude.
If I'm going to hang up on everybody that is on hold right now.
Are you live?
Of course we're live.
I don't know who's vibe.
We're live, y'all.
We're live.
This is it, dude.
Government Knows Masturbation00:05:39
I'm just chilling.
I like him fucking.
Yeah, I turn on.
Oh, my God.
All right, look, we'll come back to Attila.
We'll come back to Attila as soon as we possibly can.
As you can see, he's having a lot of problems.
But here's the thing.
I like.
I actually like.
I actually like the chill version of me.
Way fast.
Attila looks like a soy boy.
This is life, dude.
Dude, we don't get to chill all the time.
Because this is life.
All right.
We'll get back to you, Attila.
I don't know how this guy is not banned.
After showing those penises.
All right, get him out of here.
All right, get him out.
I don't know how he's not banned after showing those penises.
I'm serious.
I have no idea.
Anyway, look, I got a lot of donos I got to do here.
Okay, I don't want to be here till all hours of the night.
Bob Tom requested another one and he said, you didn't like the last one.
Fine.
Try this one.
Also, by the way, that song was recorded in the same studio that the Rolling Stones recorded in.
So, anyway, let's go ahead and take a look at Bob Tom.
Once again, this is his first time donating.
So, let's go ahead and take a look at what he's got in store for us here.
What the hell is this?
Dude, what the hell is are you kidding me, Bob Tom?
Are you trolling me right now, or is this some shit that you are actually bumping in your ride?
All right, are you serious?
Oh my god, you've got to be kidding me.
I mean, is this for real or is this a troll here?
Hold on.
How to call into a troll Sam.
Well, he's got a phone, he's got a phone number.
Anyways, Bob Tom requested this is how they know you best with a dick in your right and a mouse in your left.
No more interest in the Middle East, so they look at you while you touch your meat.
In the middle of a truce, they put the equipment to the use.
Why do you think you pay the tax for drugs and spice computer hats?
Tax has gone through the roof at least 15 years.
Oh my god, this is pretty lord.
Bob Tom, there's no way your bubble is gonna be awesome.
The government knows when you whack them in.
The government knows when you feel alone and it's getting late.
And you're sitting at home, they feel the sky, stolen drums to check on you and your bowling.
Size don't matter to this CIA, they can see you are dicks from outer space I mean, what is this?
Some kind of anti-government song that trying to be tongue-in-cheek and comical.
I don't get it.
And what with the corn dog?
Now this bitch loves a good corn dog, or what?
Who the fuck is up with a corn dog?
The government knows when you masturbate.
The government knows when you feel alone.
And it's getting late.
And you're sitting at home.
Looking straight through your web, Cam.
Looking at you as Uncle Sam.
Look him in the eyes with your balls in your hand and stick it to the man.
In the zone, weird look on your face.
This is how you store it in their database.
They're all around.
They're all no way.
The only dick they haven't seen is a horse.
While Attila's breaking down, I'm being forced to watch this horse shit.
How long is he?
Jesus hell.
Hey man, we get it.
Okay, we get it, dude.
Are you shitting me?!
The government knows.
Master Baker.
He's breaking down.
Tom requested this.
Holy shit.
Oh my God.
Are you kidding me?
All right, that's enough.
Anyway, once again, Bob Tom requested that.
I have no idea what to gather from that, but yay.
Anyway, we got another one by Horatio Nelson.
Horatio Nelson requested this and said it's ghost choice, all right, since he, you know, he didn't, he knows I didn't really appreciate the Japanese masturbating device.
So let's see.
Based Africans Brew Request00:07:30
We've got based on based African or based African Americans.
Okay, let me see.
How about based Africans?
Let's see what base Africans he's talking about out here.
Once again, Horatio Nelson requested this one.
So let's see what Horatio Nelson has requested here.
What is this?
Here it is.
Create a customer.
Hold on, we gotta wait.
God damn it with a stupid advertisement for Christ's sake, dude.
All right, here it is.
Based Africans, huh?
This should be interesting.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
Horatio Nelson requested this.
What is this?
Like an African, like from Africa?
Africa.
Got another way, another way, another way.
Got a little bit of based Africans.
Hey, this shit ain't bad, dude.
Listen to this.
Hold on, let me calm down here and let me listen to this Afrikan music.
African music, babe-ass.
Oh, man.
I have visions of you.
Fucking nice.
This is nice, Horatio Nelson.
Let me be quiet for about 40 seconds here.
I'm mellowing out to this.
Mellow and the dream is over.
I could smoke another fucking bowl to this, Paul Madam.
So I can take you in my arms.
Very good stuff to hug and give.
Apparently this is Africans from Africa, dude.
Mellow, dude.
I needed this.
As a matter of fact, let's just start drinking to this right now.
I'm feeling pretty good.
Everybody know what time it is?
It's maybe three in the morning anyway.
So what the hell?
It's been a long show.
So you know what time it is?
It's time for Barbie.
That's what the fuck time it is, baby.
So let's go ahead and do this.
Oh, yeah.
Hell yeah.
Hooking it up with a little bit of brew.
Cheers to everybody out there who's listening.
All right.
And by the way, people have been asking if they want some of the old school merch.
The old school merch is still available at ghost.market.
That's all you got to put in your browser.
Ghost.market.
Go take a look at that if you want some of the old school stuff.
And we're getting some new merch, so don't worry about it, baby.
This is a smooth ass song, dude.
I got to give this a thumbs up, dude.
I'm sorry.
This is great.
I'm not even joking.
Let me take a swig of this beer.
Cheers to everybody out here who's been listening.
Thank you very much.
Let's have a drink.
Good stuff.
When will I sell more autographs?
I have no idea.
I have no idea.
We'll take a look.
We'll see what happens.
All right, we'll see what happens.
Anyway, I'm really digging this song.
I'm not even kidding around.
I thumbs up to some of the bitch.
Here, before it ends, let me clean my pipe and put in some more dope so we can get a little bit more mellow.
Where's my bag of dope?
Here it is.
And I got some of this good shit.
It's called dick cheese.
It's supposed to be fire.
It actually pretty high.
And it smells like some fucking 50-year-old Gouda cheese.
Smells up the whole house.
This is such fucking, you know, badass shit.
You know what I mean?
All right.
All right.
Thank you very much, Horatio Nelson, dude.
That definitely redeemed the last dono that you hooked up.
So thank you very much.
All right, man.
Cheers to Horatio Nelson.
Who else do we have?
I know we have a whole fuckload of goddamn donos.
It's not even funny.
All right, we've got Bean Poop.
Bean Poop requested this one, and he said the following.
Old school Ultima online players, join me at the classic free sharduorenaissance.com.
Classic Fallucha rule set worldwide.
PK and Thieves welcome.
Now time for some guar.
Are you kidding me?
Is this real guar here?
I got to take a look at this.
What war is this?
It's fucking war.
War!
War!
Who the hell just donated here?
Billy F.U., keep going.
I'm working four more hours.
Thank you, Billy.
Cheers to you, dude.
We had fucking war, man.
The ghost divine.
And if y'all haven't heard of war, what the hell you did.
You know what I'm saying?
I ratio.
I am walking.
War Video Donation00:09:06
You know, a fun fact about this band, they were all a bunch of college students in theatrical makeup, and they wanted to learn how to make fucking monsters and rubbers and rules and shit.
And they incorporated what they were studying in college into their band.
Fucking badass shit.
Cheers to everybody out there who's listening to the broadcast.
I bring ruin.
If anybody has ever seen a gore live show or a gore video, you'll understand what I'm talking about when I say they all call theatrical makeup.
They think they know what's best.
I think that's why they killed me.
That's why I'll take this F myself in revenge.
Let me take a smoke here.
HAAAGH!
I'm telling you, dude, I'm trying to get a little fucking inebriated here.
Considering this has been a very fucked up show.
And you know, I've told you, sons of bitches, not to fuck with me.
You know what I mean?
But it seems to go in one ear and out the other.
So, I don't know.
Maybe I won't.
Maybe I won't.
Hold on just a second.
Jesus Christ, I just got disconnected.
I just got disconnected from the goddamn.
Hold on, let's do it.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I just got disconnected from the goddamn call.
Say they are the silence.
Diego from the wake.
He has to stand near you so I can snuff the beat.
Turn to the silence, walk!
Shame to the silence!
I just got knocked off of the goddamn conference call.
Give me a drink here.
I'm trying to drink this shit fast, baby.
Shrevin the silence!
Trying to drink this fast.
I'm trying to smoke fast.
I'm done now with life that I choose.
I don't care if I win or let lose.
I don't care if you have the job.
Fucking war!
Aside!
Hold on, we'll get you a till it's going to be.
Oh, shit, God!
I've got to fucking go and play some donuts here.
I'll be here all fucking morning.
And I sure as hell don't want to be here all morning.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
Alright?
Seriously.
And then I'm supposed to come back on Thursday on top of that shit.
This is a badass war song, by the way.
He just showed his death.
42.
Horatio Nelson just said, I had those donos mixed up actually, or you did.
I don't know.
Anyway, Bird is great.
I'm hungry.
I'm the next show and shit.
I've got the herb on tap with vodka, peace, and love.
Go straight.
Shouts out to Derek.
Straight cheers.
Still make off a pension for the hatred.
Oh, my God.
I tried to drink myself to death.
He showed his dead.
Why am I going to go and take a look at it and get him a public?
That's what he's doing.
Seriously!
How is YouTube still allowing him to stream?
Then I fought against him.
I mean, seriously.
How are they still allowing him to stream?
He's already shown all kinds of private cards.
Now he's exposing himself.
Once again, I died alive.
Set home in a box, but somehow I survived.
Maybe you've got my face.
I'm the demon of war.
Hey, Ghostler Attila is only taking calls with Discord, so you don't have to hang up on RG collars.
All right.
Give it a shot, Ghosty Roasty.
What, go on his Discord?
Jesus Christ.
Hold on, let me take a couple of more of these video donos, okay?
Because I got a whole bunch of them.
Anyway, Bean Poop requested that guar, and that was pretty goddamn good, if I don't say so myself.
That was very good.
Anyway, let's continue because we got a whole bunch of donos to go through.
Here's Kino Metal.
Kino Metal requested this one and said, Here's your reward for a show well done.
Really?
Kino Metal?
Let's see what the hell this is.
Wait a minute.
Oh, thank you, Kino Metal.
I thought you were trolling there a little bit.
All right, here it is.
Kino Metal.
Thank you once again.
A little bit of guar.
Now, a little bit of typo negative, huh?
Yeah.
R.I.P. Peter Steele, by the way.
Don't be afraid to say that.
R.I.P. Peter Stanley.
Look at this.
Let me have a drink.
Beautiful wine.
And it'll be actually burning in her wine.
I saw those old guys and that little metal man that we saw.
Ah, Jesus Christ, I forgot that.
Oh, guys.
You know, you know, because the goddamn quarantine prohibited me from going to get a haircut, I'm thinking about growing my hair out and see if I can grow my hair out like one of these guys.
You know, like Gravedigger.
Yes, Gravedigger was the man I'm talking about.
I'm thinking about growing my hair out like these guys, man.
You know, I know I'm an older guy and shit.
But, you know, I think I can still grow hair like this.
I still think I can.
And I'm thinking about the milk.
I'm not bald, asshole, all right?
I mean, do I have like a bushy hair dude?
Probably not, but I can still probably grow some hair out like that.
And I'm thinking of that.
I'm not even taking your thinking about it.
But you gotta go through that ugly phase.
And I don't know how to comb my hair during that ugly phase if I'm growing my hair out like that.
Anyway, while I'm listening to Typhoon Negative, you know what time it is, right?
It's time for more beer!
We got a big food, canned fish bottle.
fucking bottle opener for Christ's sake.
Drinking, man, that's what it is.
Filling myself up full of piss and fury.
Chilling with the peeps out here on a fucking Wednesday morning.
3 o'clock in the morning here at the No Shell Studios.
And you know me, baby.
You know me.
I'm a machine.
Randall the Catalyst.
Did you have a bone back in the day?
No, I've never had a ball.
But, you know, thinking about it.
Bill Gates Inoculation Shit00:05:50
I think it's like, you know, they're trying to grow an asset.
And, you know, who know, man.
I mean, in the day and age of Corona, where they can make us prisoners in our own homes and close our goddamn fucking businesses now, you gotta think and you gotta think living life a little differently, you know?
You gotta think living life a little differently.
And what it is, is I want to be anti-establishment.
I don't want to be a part of this fucking world they're trying to build in the media.
I don't want to be a part of this world they're trying to build in social media.
You understand?
I want to be in my own fucking world.
All right?
That's what I want.
And wait a minute.
I'm getting an update.
Are you fucking kidding me, Windblows?
You're giving me an update.
I'm in the middle of a fucking show.
You're going to give me a fucking Windows update?
Are you fucking Joe?
See that shit?
Did you all see that shit?
Oh my God.
What a fucking show.
What a fucking show.
I just got a fucking Windows update, man.
Oh, God.
Right in the middle of my fucking show.
And you know what?
The same guy that built this piece of shit fucking operating system, Windblows, Bill Gates, he wants to inoculate your ass.
He wants to inoculate your ass.
Huh?
How do you like that?
Can't even produce an operating system work as shit.
And you've got goddamn Bill Gates wanting to fucking inoculate your ass.
Fucking Christ.
You're my friend.
And by the way, the chicks dig dudes with long hair that are manly.
You know what I mean?
They don't give a shit.
That are anti-establishment.
That are living in their own fucking world.
You know what I'm saying?
So, you know, you want to live like you're disconnected from the norm.
Because the norm right now, what is it?
It's to be migrants.
It's to be stupid.
Who the hell just donated?
Hi, Ghost.
I thought I'd donate a video of someone I think that challenged Donald Trump in the grand final later this year.
She is as unpredictable as Joe Biden is predictable.
Okay, well, thank you very much there, Bill.
We'll get to yours in just a second.
But anyway, I'm just saying, I don't want to live in this same world that these hipsters and these fucking people are Twitch and the media are trying to convince me to live.
So fuck you.
I won't do what you tell me.
I won't listen.
You understand that?
I won't listen!
I'm going to say, what?
I'm trying to look like Jesus.
You got a problem with Jesus?
You try to look like Jesus over here.
You got a problem.
You got a problem?
If you got a problem with Jesus, then you got your problems.
Man, I couldn't even fucking speculate.
Take it over here.
What do you mean?
I'm transitioning.
All right.
Fuck off.
All right.
Forget it.
Forget that I even fucking said anything about growing my hair.
You fucking piece of shit.
You fucking piece of crap.
Enough.
All right.
I don't want to get that going here.
Fucking transition.
All right.
I'm just, I'm not a part of your fucking world.
All right.
You understand me, globalist?
I don't want your fucking world.
All right.
Thank you very much, guys.
We'll pause this shit.
Thank you very much.
Who requested this again?
Keynote Metal.
Keynote Metal.
I really appreciate this, dude, because I've been, you know, I've been taking it everywhere over here.
These fucking people have come at me pretty hard, and I really don't appreciate it.
And you see, they're making me belch now.
All right.
They're making me fucking belch now.
Anyway, look, we'll get to fucking Attila in a minute.
I definitely have to.
I've got to take a couple more donos, dude, because we have so many.
And it's already three in the fucking moaning.
And I don't want to sit here and be here till like six or seven in the fucking moaning.
I'll tell you that right now.
All right.
All right.
Anyway, we got another dono by Peppermint Swirl.
Peppermint Swirl donated this and didn't say anything.
So let's see what Peppermint Swirl has for us.
Hold on, what is this?
Billy F.U. says Goo Cheese was flicking her pussy.
What the fuck?
Hold on.
Let me see this.
Hold on just a second.
I got to investigate this here for a second.
Autonomous Robot Creation00:03:39
What is going on here?
Oh, wait, I think they took down the VOD.
I think they took it down.
I don't think it's on anymore.
I think they have taken it down.
Is he back?
Is he on?
All right.
Oh, there he is.
Shot scam, shot, skimmed, shot, scammed, shot, scammed, shot, scammed, UO, one more shot, scam, shot, scam.
Alien Andy Europe.
Let's see this really quick, all right?
I killed the bottle.
He killed the bottle of what?
What is that shit?
I killed the bottle.
What is that shit?
Jesus Christ, I'm smoking too much.
Dude, it had.
I sent you something.
Oh, dry cough.
I'm kidding.
I'm joking, dude.
What the hell?
Did they just take him off?
I think they just took him off.
I think they finally took him off the air here.
Did y'all see that shit?
Is he off the air?
He's off the air.
I think he just got the air.
He just got caught off the air.
What the fuck was that?
All right.
Anyway, there it is.
All right.
We took a look at it till I don't know what the fuck that was about.
But let's get to Peppermint Swirl here.
Peppermint Swirl had requested this one here.
So let's see what Peppermint Swirl had requested.
Let's go ahead and put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
Peppermint Swirl, by the way.
Didn't say anything.
Primitive.
The concept, art of silicon-based life.
Okay, I'll roll with this.
What is this?
An animation?
I'll roll with it.
Let's see what kind of eon flux kind of shit you're going to persuade us with here, huh?
I mean, because this is what the Satanists want.
They want an artificial intelligence that even if it's, you know, metal base or silicon-based, it doesn't really matter.
They want it to be autonomous.
They want artificial intelligence.
They want body structures.
They want robots.
Because this way, man created a creation that was outside of nature.
And that's why you have Satanists that want to destroy nature as much as possible because Satan doesn't like nature because nature is the creator's creation.
So Satanists are like, look at us.
We're gods now.
We can create robots.
We can create artificial intelligence.
And we're willing to risk the existence of mankind to make sure that our creation runs dominant in your realm of natural nature, human nature, Mother Nature, etc.
No, it doesn't.
Because if we could create artificial intelligence, an autonomous robot, an autonomous being that could be able to learn on its own and be self-aware, we've created a creation beyond nature.
Artificial Intelligence Beyond Nature00:14:56
Okay?
Get the fuck out of here.
So I'm trying to talk shit.
Yeah, peppermint swirl.
This is kind of weird.
Trying to gather something here.
Where's this shit at this point?
We're at 2020.
We don't even have a mothership.
We have this so-called International Space Station, which, you know, it is substandard compared to what we were supposed to be based on the futurist of like the 1950s.
You know that?
And that's supposed to be Jupiter.
This one, is this some Jap shit?
Wasn't too bad.
Didn't get it.
Didn't grasp anything from it.
So it is what it is.
Anyway, thank you, Sunburst Unicorn.
Or excuse me, Sunburst Unicorn.
Peppermint Swirl.
Sorry.
Multitasking and I'm drinking.
Peppermint Swirl.
Thank you very much for that dono.
I appreciate it.
You know, like I said, it wasn't bad.
I just didn't get it.
So let's get to the next dono here.
We got a whole bunch of donos that we still got to do here.
This one is by Ard Hammond.
Ard Hammond said this one and said this is from Jackler.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Don't fucking tell me, please.
Hello?
No.
God damn it, Jackler, you fucking piece of shit.
What the fuck did you just do, Jackler?
What the fuck did you do?
What the fuck did you do?
Put the PC shot on, this fucking Jackler.
Ard Hammond fucking donated.
This is from Jackler.
Hello there, Ghostler.
Who would have known that you would fall this low?
Back in the day, you did this ghosting pony merchandise.
Now you are sponsored by Truvada and Magic the Gathering.
What?
Sickening.
And you're paying for adverts on the show, too.
Oh, what the fuck?
Type sellout in chat.
What an asshole.
You asshole, but take this shit off of here.
Fuck you.
First of all, you fucking dicks.
I'm not a sellout, all right?
I'm not a fucking sellout.
And wait a minute, put the fucking PC shot on.
Put it on.
What's up with this Mason shit?
What's up with this Masonry shit that you just put in here?
What are you fuckers implying, dude?
What exactly are you implying by all this shit?
Type sellout.
Yeah, dude, fuck off.
All right.
Fuck you, Jackler.
And fuck Ard Hammond for fucking condoning this shit.
Oh, God.
You see what I'm saying, man?
You're churning the fucking acid up in my goddamn stomach.
All right, look, fuck you, dude.
All right.
I mean, what kind of show is this?
I mean, seriously, man.
Episode 165.
I try to tell you, motherfuckers, not to mess with me.
And it's been like the complete goddamn fucking cocksucking opposite.
Excuse my French.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Hold on.
This is what Black Ghost again?
What is this shit?
Hold on.
He donated another $20, $20 bucker.
And this better not be some other kind of dumb bullshit.
Oh, Christ.
Well, unfortunately, Black Ghost is been banned from donating any longer because he attempted to try to, you know, donate some fucking ass taking a dirty diarrhea shit or some shit.
But since he did donate this $20, 20 bucker, and it doesn't seem to have any bad shit, at least from what I've gathered thus far, let's play it, okay?
Once again, Black Ghost.
Fucking dumbass enemy shit, as you can see, play it, all right?
All right, play it.
And no, Black Ghost is bad, dude.
He is bad.
But he donated this before he got banned.
And as long as it's something that I can play, I will play it.
Okay?
This is fucking stupid.
You gotta be shitting me.
What is this?
What is this crap?
What's up with a tiny head?
What's up with the tiny heads on these fucks?
The fuck am I watching, dude?
Turn this off.
Turn it off, dude.
Serious.
All right, great.
Yeah, all right.
Real funny, dude.
Fucking shit.
Give me my beer, man.
It's my life, folks.
I'm serious.
You people that are tuning in are like, what the fuck's up with Ghost's show?
This is the show, dude.
These fucking idiots that are fucking listening to my show are literally fucking.
This is my life.
Every time I do a show, they subject me to shit they know I fucking hate.
They know I'm going to fucking hate.
Like, not just initially be disgusted to, but internally not like and be discomfortable by.
You understand?
And they fucking know this.
They fucking know this shit.
All right, dude.
All right.
Look, I got to take some more fucking donos, dude.
I mean, I am so backed up.
I am so backed up.
Once again, what's up, the freezing zicata, by the way?
All right, who do we have next here?
What is this?
Arn Hammond again.
Oh, great.
Arn Hammond saying, hey, ghost, check this thing that I commissioned from another artist.
I thought you'd appreciate this drawing.
It involves my persona.
Ah, good God.
Are you fucking kidding me, Ard Hammond?
You're a fucking furry.
You fucking goddamn cam.
Let me tell you.
Unless you're a camel, I don't really care.
Unless you're a fucking camel or a goat, I don't really care.
With all due respect, my Middle Eastern friend, okay?
What the hell is this?
Oh, God.
Are you?
What the fuck, dude?
I mean, what?
Arn Hammond, are you shitting me?
You're a Middle Eastern man who lives in the desert whose persona comes from Australia.
And wait a minute.
Is that a fucking true capitalist radio shirt?
Oh, God, man.
Oh.
I don't know how long I can take this fucking bullshit anymore from you fucking people, man.
I'm not even kidding around.
Winter the Wolf just dropped a diamond said hashtag transferries for ghost.
All right, dude.
I got to get some more beers for Christ's sake, man.
I need more beer.
Jesus Christ, give me a can this time.
Give me a fucking can for heaven's sake.
Oh, Christ.
All right.
Anyway, once again, Ard Hammond, this is his, you know, whatever.
Fucking art commission or some shit.
I don't know what the fuck it is.
And is this really art?
I mean, seriously, is this really art for fuck's sake?
What constitutes art, dude?
I'm just, you know, yeah, God.
Oh, God.
All right.
Thank you, Art Hammond.
All right.
I didn't know you were a fucking kangaroo, but whatever.
All right, can we get to the next $20, 20 buckers up in here so that we can just kind of get these out of the way?
Because this has just been a fucking, it's been a horrible night.
It's been a horrible, bad, sad fucking night for Christ's sake.
Oh, yeah.
Here come the Hitler's dick donos.
Are y'all ready for these?
Oh, great.
Jesus Christ, I'm throwing up in my mouth a little bit just thinking about what the fuck I'm about to watch.
I'm not even joking around.
So let's see what the hell we've got in store for us here.
The hell is this?
Hold on.
Oh, no.
Oh, wait.
Hold on.
I don't even know if I can play this, dude.
I don't even know if I can play this.
I seriously don't even think I can play this.
Oh, my God.
All right, folks.
All I got to say is viewer discretion is advised here.
Okay.
Viewer discretion is advised.
And I do want to tell you all that these are going to cover some adult issues that seems as if if any of us disagree with that we're the bigots or something.
So I have no idea.
So once again, viewer discretion is advised.
I'm only playing four minutes of this.
Okay.
I'm only playing four minutes of this.
Once again, Hitler's dick requested this.
Hi, guys.
Welcome along to another short review.
This is an item that I phone mentioned before, but I haven't done a proper review of it.
This review is going to be a little bit different to my regular reviews because I'll show you the item that I explain what I'm going to do.
It's different.
Yeah.
We'll look at this first and we'll do a little, we'll do the measurements and stuff and show you what this is, what this is and how you use it.
And then we'll be using it.
What the fuck?
So this is a cockring, first and foremost.
So thumbs down.
It's a cockring, but it also has this ball attachment.
Hold on.
Why does a cockring need a ball attachment that looks like it's around your asshole?
What the fuck is our world become, man?
Oh my God.
Winter Wolf, type fuck this to cancel video donos and do.
Dude, are you kidding me?
This is the this is freaking real life.
I mean, this is what people are living for, for Christ's sake, man.
Oh, God.
Let me get a, let me know, let me get a shot.
Before I, you know, fuck this.
Where's my shot glass?
Where the fuck is it at?
I still got beer in here, for Christ's sake.
Put the beer in there.
Ah, goddammit.
God damn it.
Where's that fucking beer can?
God damn it.
I got fucking cans everywhere.
This fucking shit.
God damn it.
Fuck.
What a fucking episode, man.
What a fucking goddamn episode, man.
Fucking got me moving around all over the fucking place over here.
Here's my shot glass up in here.
And give me a fuck.
Give me some Chevis.
All right, give me some goddamn Chevas.
Jesus fucking Christ.
I got to take a shot before I fucking look at any of this fucking disgusting garbage that you people are forcing me to fucking do here.
All right.
Got some Chevys here.
All right.
I want to say cheers to everybody in here who is still fucking, you know, brave enough to be watching this.
I mean, good fucking God.
People are saying ban Hitler's dick already.
Unfortunately, I mean, this is what adults are doing.
And this is what's important in a lot of people's lives.
And you folks need to be exposed to this to understand that this is not normal.
Okay.
This is not normal.
And it's fucking disgusting.
And it's the reason why Western civilization is decaying from within.
Okay.
It's the reason why fucking Western civilization is decaying from within.
And this is what we should be shielding our children from, for fuck's sake.
This is what we should be shielding society from.
And, you know, the only way that we're going to get our countries back, the only way that we're going to get any kind of moral ethos back is if enough of us are shunning this to the point where we don't want this in our communities.
We don't want this on our TVs.
We don't want this on our computers, etc.
Jesus Christ.
So anyway, cheers to everybody out there who's listening.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
Ah, double shot.
Gotta love it.
Go ahead and play it.
So this is.
Oh, my God.
Let's just come in here.
Metal Cockring Anal Lock00:03:49
You can see it's a metal cockring.
There's a metal shaft with an angle bit.
And then there's this metal ball.
And this is called an anal lock.
Nice and long.
What did I tell you?
What did I tell you?
What the fuck did I tell you?
Oh, God.
I mean, look, all you have to do is deduce.
I've never even seen this.
There's a cockring there.
The only reason that you need a cockring, ladies and gentlemen, is because you have a hard time getting it up.
And once you have this cock ring around your cock and balls, I'm just trying to be real with you.
Okay.
Once you have to put your cock and balls in that ring.
And once you get a hard on, it is hard for you to get flaccid because the cock ring keeps the blood in that particular area, leaving you hard on for an indefinite amount of time.
Okay.
Now, why the hell this is attached?
And I knew this was something with the ass here.
I knew it.
Why this is attached to this?
I have no fucking idea.
I have no idea.
I don't know, but basically.
I have no idea.
This cock goes through here.
This goes up inside your up your ass.
I lose the harmony as I up your ass.
Up your ass.
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, that's what it does, huh?
Well, that just sounds like not the kind of thing I would normally say in that conversation.
But yeah, this goes up your ass.
And this locks in place because it's a ball in there.
FYI, I am speculating that this is a pause hole because you see these really deep indentions around the frow line, the frown line here.
These really deep indentions indicate HIV AIDS positive, believe it or not.
There's a big thing in plastic surgery where people that are paws are trying to get rid of this because you know, people that are you know are uh HIV negative in the LGBTQ community, they're some of them are actually trying to take it amongst themselves to to to see the tail signs about well who's HIV.
So, I'm just saying when you see these very deep, very deep, you know, frown lines, this is a typical indicator of HIV/AIDS infection.
Now, if this is met up with a bunch of like wrinkles all over the face, that means that they're probably a smoker and a boozer, and that could be a different story.
But this guy, you can blatantly tell because most gays, believe it or not, that's why they're obsessed with fitness and health.
They're obsessed with fitness and health because these people are probably a pause hole, so they're trying to keep themselves healthy.
So, as you can see, this idiot works out and trying to is trying to stay healthy.
But there's something fishy about this guy's build, first of all, that should throw everybody like, hey, wait a minute, it doesn't look like somebody's body that is truly at fit.
And moreover, you have these lines that totally give away, in my opinion, the and at least in this individual, the HIV positive look.
And you close the asshole closes up round the base.
And once it's in, it's nice and comfortable.
As you might have any comfortable, this one's got little rattling noises because there's an this is a hollow metal ball, and there's another ball inside that rattles around.
HIV Positive Look Build00:15:00
And what happens is if you move, oh, you know, I get it, dude.
I get it.
You want to fucking you see how gays are just all about sexual bullshit 24 hours a day.
That just imagine if this was your boss, this guy is getting and having this up his ass.
You know what, dude?
All right.
And that rattler in there acts as like a fucking vibrating situation.
Good fucking god.
Or walk or run or anything like that.
Then that shifts around and moves the ball around.
So it gives you a little prostate massage and massaging internally while you move.
So it's really special.
It's really good.
And what I'm going to do is I'm going to measure it up and we'll show you the dimensions and all that kind of stuff.
And then I'm going to try it.
But what I'm going to do is I'm going to use it while I'm exercising.
Oh, we don't need to be able to do it.
It keeps it more fun, basically.
And see if it's going to be movement while I move my body.
I'm not going to do anything too energetic the first time, you know, because at the same time, I'm going to make a serious exercise video.
I don't want this rattling noise to be too distracting for my regular viewers who are just watching the movie.
And we wonder why a la snack bar motherfuckers want to put fucking bombs on their chests and blow us up to prevent this from happening to their society.
Just saying.
Exercise video.
So we're going to just have a look at this first.
We'll get it measured up.
We'll stay on or in or whatever you want to say.
And then I'm going to do a little exercise video.
It's only going to be five or ten minutes, which you can see that as well.
And you can be able to see, hopefully, that I'm enjoying.
Honestly.
And then we'll do a summary at the end.
Is that okay?
So here we go.
Let's just do a little measurement.
This cockroam is internal diameter.
Five centimeters.
Yeah, you can see that on the little tape measure.
Five centimeters is about two inches.
Yeah, it's about two inches.
Now, this I have different size cock rings.
This one is probably one of the larger ones.
I'm not supporting ISIS or anything.
Hold on, wait a minute.
What the fuck?
Hold on, pause this shit.
I gotta.
They want me to fucking restart my computer wind blows, you fucking piece of shit.
I'm in the middle of a show here.
I'm in the middle of a fucking show.
Oh, God, folks, please excuse me.
I mean, they want me to restart my computer right in the middle of this fucking cock ring with ball ass lock shit.
Oh, God, dude.
I mean, I should have just taken a break again, man.
I'm telling you, I'm giving you guys fucking 10, 11 hours of my life, man.
Santa Pause, do you have a P.O. box ghost?
No reason, just asking.
No, I don't.
No, I don't.
And it's because of shit like this is why.
All right.
Randall the Capitalist just dropped a diamond and said, LGBTQ, fuck you.
I'm telling you, dude.
I'm telling you.
Anyway, look, we got one more minute of this.
I would go down to a four centimeter.
So in this sound, it's not much different.
Hitler's back.
It does make it.
And this one is a little bit easier.
It's going off because it's slightly bigger.
It's got a nice stainless steel.
It's got a nice curve to the edges of the ring.
You can probably see that.
The reason guys are supposed to be using these cock rings is because they have a hard time getting erections.
Especially when they are hammock.
Okay, great.
All right, great.
Stop donating.
There's not even a reason to donate anymore.
Don't donate to me for fuck's sake.
All right.
Here, play.
Just play enough for four minutes.
You can get your cocker balls through it quite easily.
The shaft from ring.
I don't think I could get my schlong and balls into that very easily.
All right, buddy.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, my schlong is that circumference of that.
Never mind.
Just play it.
To here, which is the bit that goes across your perineum.
This one is nine centimeters, which is three and a half inches.
Now, our anatomy, everyone is slightly different.
Yeah, slightly different sizes, slightly different business.
It's important you get this right, otherwise it's gonna not fit properly.
For me, actually, I would probably could do with an extra centimeter because this tends to pull the cock ring down and stops me getting a full erection.
So this sort of tends to limit the angle that I can pull up because this pulls down.
All right, we have had enough of this.
All right.
Anyway, Hitler's dick, dude.
Jesus fucking Christ.
I mean, do we really need to see shit like this for fuck's sake?
And hold on, what is this?
Another Hitler's Dick video, dude.
Are you serious?
Are you fucking kidding me here?
Another Hitler's Dick video for fuck's sake, dude.
What is this?
Put the PC.
Hold on, hold on.
Before I put the PC shot on, let me see what the fuck this is.
All right, hold on.
What is this?
Oh, my God, dude.
I don't even think I can.
I don't think I can play this.
I sincerely can't even play this, dude.
I don't even know if I could play this.
I don't even know if I can play this, dude.
I really don't even know if I can play this.
God damn it, dude.
Seriously?
I mean, come on.
Come on.
All right.
Let's just.
Hitler's dick, folks, okay?
He said, The Eternal Coomer, my focus for today's show, banned pornography, jail pornographers, and in human trafficking.
Elementary school, by the way.
I don't know what the fuck that means.
And Randall, the capitalist, just dropped the diamond and said, put Hitler's dick in the woodshed.
Well, folks, I'm just here.
Let me show you what he is posting now.
Now, that is woman ass.
All right?
That is some female ass.
So, I don't know if you guys are, you know, against this, but let's just see what's next, okay?
Randall the Capitalist put Hitler's dick.
Yeah, we get it, dude.
All right, let's see what Hitler's dick has got for us here.
Okay.
When your big, beautiful butt cheeks are being held, do you like them parted or do you like your hips held to where the booty just flips back and forth over the big penis?
I like my to be held and I like to like, you know, so I can still move back and forth and, you know, work it, like twerk it.
Next question.
Oh, my God.
To attain your epic ass, can you describe your exercise regime?
And does it require you inserting things into your butt?
I don't exercise like ever unless I'm like on the dick, you know.
But I do like to put it in.
What a bunch of filthy whores.
What a bunch of filthy fucking whores.
Do you feel that being nominated for most epic ass shortchanges your other ass qualities?
Most epic ass!
No, it doesn't.
Because we all have many amazing qualities.
After the Flat Earth Conference and the Furry Con, I decided to travel to Las Vegas, Nevada for the AVN Expo, the largest porn star meet and greet in the world.
Oh my God.
Come on, let's go inside.
Hey.
Hi.
So what do you do for work?
I'm a porn star.
Do you have sex like on camera and stuff like that?
All the time.
And I ask on camera.
Stick your tongue in really deep.
Oh, my God.
Why?
Most millennials.
Because it tastes really good.
Like, if you like cry, they're cheeks.
I like Titanic.
I would have been rose.
Did you cry during Titanic?
No.
I had sex with my friend during the scene that they had sex because we wanted to package it.
I want to clash him.
We were in elementary school.
Somebody you want to bring home mom to.
I'll tell you that, huh?
Is this a fan of yours?
Maybe.
Looks like it.
He's taking a picture of you.
You want to say what's up, Tom?
Come here, buddy old pal.
Hold my leg up.
I'm getting tired.
Okay, I'll hold on.
Don't touch my butt.
Don't touch my butt.
That's off the rules.
Get your hand away.
Don't cross it anymore.
I'm over it.
Okay.
All right.
I thought that's maybe you needed some help.
We're in an interview right now.
You just got caught on camera.
Well, I just got it was merely just a brush.
It was accidental.
Hey, those are my friends from high school.
Come here.
I don't really have a porn fantasy.
Friends from high school.
Come here.
The Aviant Awards.
We love all you guys.
Yo, all you bitches came out baby.
I love white tables.
Oh my God, Louise's cool.
I suck.
Louie's fucking coomers.
I'm a constant creator.
What I gotta say.
Okay, I'll give y'all a little eight wars.
A little eight wars.
Little eight bars.
I'm 25 years old.
This is my first JVN.
I'm crazy about these chicks.
What is your porn fantasy, man?
Meeting Jenna Jameson.
Is she here?
I didn't see her, Doctor.
You're doing a great job in your world breath.
Thank you, man.
If you see her, what are you going to say?
Hello.
Peace out.
What you doing here?
Meeting all the girls.
Having a great time.
Look at these girls.
Oh, here's Kajille, Jessa, and Elizabeth.
Look at these coombers.
This is my dad.
So you guys made it out as a final son of my experience.
This is my dad.
Look at these two coomers, dude.
Fucking father and son Coomer.
And Studio 93 said, why the hell would you be running wind blows on your streaming PC anyway?
Linux exists, and please take a look at my Fursona.
Dude, I don't want to see your Fursona, dude.
I'm good.
It's fine.
It's cool.
I'm freaked out that there's father and son Coomers going to the goddamn AVN together.
That doesn't strike anybody as bizarre.
You guys met Riley Reid together?
Yep.
Yep.
What did you guys say to her?
I said, I'm not worthy, and I did the Wayne's World thing.
You're beautiful or something like that.
It was worth all the money.
Hey, what did I tell you?
Family entertainment.
Family entertainment, the ghost show, dude.
Stepmom, like MILF porn is super, like, hand-job porn is hot.
This guy Braun.
I'm a sex therapist.
This guy Braun.
I probably have a favorite porn star, like every category of porn stars.
Slippery, I know.
Fuck.
I like MILF porn.
I also like stepmom MILF porn.
She's showing me most beautiful women.
If you want to get your fantasy fulfilled, you go see the beautiful woman that's doing Coke off my dick.
I just love all women, and I would love to be involved and have a relationship with any woman that's willing to have a relationship with me.
Oh, my dear woman, it's a perfect Coca-Cola save mommy, you know, big booty.
You know how we do it.
All gas.
No matching from Glenn.
Big Delicious.
I was fascinated.
Whoa.
Overwhelmed.
Starstruck beyond words.
This is crazy.
This is crazy.
Thousands of dedicated fans.
Oh, my God.
God, you thought.
But deep down, I was like, you despicable thought.
Was it all worth it?
Yep.
I educate my little cocky betas, like my little bitch here.
Oh, my God.
Just understand that there is a lot of respect that they should have for you.
Look at this simp.
Yes, absolutely.
Are you aware that you're a black king?
No.
You're not aware that you're a black king?
You just made me aware.
See?
And that's part of the problem.
As that black man, especially in this country, you don't realize that you're a black king and you are.
Wait, are you fucking kidding me?
Hold on, hold on, hold on, whoa, You mean to tell me that this social justice warrior bullshit is extending into pornographic material?
Are you fucking kidding me here?
You've got porn stars that are sitting here making fat neckbeard white men look like a fucking bunch of fucking cuckhold connoisseurs.
And you've got this bitch, you know, you're a black king, and this motherfucker looks like a power bottom.
She's like, I don't know what you're talking about, motherfucker.
Unfucking believable.
All right.
Hey, white nationalist, you've scored a point with this one.
Sorry.
Hey, look, all you white nationalists out there talk shit about you all the time.
Point for you on this one.
Thank you.
Would you be at all uncomfortable if my beta sexy cuck back here showed his respect and bent down on all fours and kissed the ground in front of your feet or your feet themselves?
You see what he showed?
You're obviously his superior.
Yeah.
You see what I'm talking about?
Hold on, pause this.
Who the hell just donated?
Billy F. You, women shouldn't have rights.
Sorry about laughing about that, but there's a lot of proof and evidence that, yeah, look at her face.
Look at that face, dude.
Look at that.
One eye is going like, I don't know where the hell this fucking eyeball is going.
And then you got this one trying to get her fat white cuck to bow down to this black man.
Like I said, one point for the white nationalists on this one, dude.
Seriously.
Thank you.
All right, little bitch.
Not all boys.
Don't do it, dude.
Don't do it.
Woke Millennial said that she's a Jew.
Hold on, thank you, sir.
Does she look like a Jew?
Woke Millennial says she's a Jew.
Winter the Wolf says, I'm too sober to deal with this cringe.
I'm out.
Ah, dude.
All right.
See you later, dude.
Jesus.
Kiss the ground in front of him because you respect the ground he walks on, don't you?
Yes, Goddess.
Thank you, sir.
Look at you that you're unworthy to be able to beg for his attention.
You know that, right?
Yes, Goddess.
That the only way that you should ever actually be in front of a black king is on all fours and that all black men should know that they are kings.
This fucking old white man's like, hey, should all little white boys be trained like you, bitch?
Oh my god, the chimility.
Just got us.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
I appreciate you.
That's just to remind him that he's in chastity for a reason and that his balls are pointless.
How does this make you feel?
Motherfucker Skunkler Request00:14:22
Makes me feel good to know my place.
Donate to the ACLU.
Support the fight for all equality.
How'd that make you feel?
Super awkward, but it happens.
Black man's like, super awkward, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't know what the hell we're doing, baby.
Art Hammond said that was cringe.
It definitely was.
Randall the Capitalist has dropped the diamond and said white nationalists just lost a point.
No, what I mean is that when they talk about like white genocide and shit like that, I just, you know, I look at that.
I'm like, all right, that's a point.
Dementia 2020 dropped a diamond, simp ass bitch.
So that's an underside.
Drink a little bit of alcohol and it's pretty cool.
Do you feel like a king?
Don't feel like a king, but I feel great.
So what's going on?
Not much, except for your mic's dick.
It's Mike.
This fucking bitch are drunk now.
What's on your mind?
This bitch is not even drinking.
Mike's dick.
This bitch is drunk now.
Look at her pupils.
Why?
Look at her pupils, dude.
I don't know.
The Jehovah's Witness shit.
The guy who does the Jehovah's Witness shit?
Yeah.
What the fuck?
You dumb dick.
How did you get here in the first place?
Rent.
I needed rent.
How many square footage is your apartment?
My family.
I take care of my whole family.
Oh, great.
So she's horrible.
She has no square footage.
It has to be a little bit more.
Eight people.
Still has a square footage.
No, that's eight people suffering.
They brought in a woman.
I've already done seven minutes of this, dude, because I'm in complete awe at what the fuck's going on here in this society, dude.
I mean, I'm going to sneeze.
Yeah!
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
I had to fucking sneeze, dude.
Oh, my God.
I'm just, I'm sick.
It's making me sick.
You know, watching this is making me physically sick.
Oh, my God.
I don't have the fucking corona, dude.
Shut up.
All right.
Anyway, can we move on, please?
Because we got a whole bunch of donos to do.
We got Skunkler here who donated a $20.
He said, Amy, Davey, Amy Daly, Ghost can't play X-rated, but he can play this.
Ghost is R-rated at best.
And a reminder, you're to blame for chicks with dicks.
Did you really donate that, Skunkler?
Jesus Christ, dude.
All right, let's see what the hell Skunkler just donated.
Hold on, hold on.
What is this?
Can I really fucking play this?
Oh, my God, dude.
Why?
Wait a minute.
I don't think I can play this, dude.
I don't know if I can play.
Can I play this?
It's a bunch of trannies.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Anyway, please, viewer discretion is advised.
It goes from Hidler's dick to Skunkler over here.
And Skunkler is.
And look, dude, just because I'm playing this, don't come at me and say that my broadcast is turning people into trannies.
I mean, I don't want to go.
Don't even go there, please.
All right.
Viewer discretion is advised.
This was donated by Skunkler.
Okay, here, play this shit.
Shine right like a diamond.
Tea girl events.
Shine right like a diamond.
Tranny striped, dude.
Come on.
This is shit.
I don't even know any of these.
Anybody know what he is?
It's a lot of trannies in one place.
Nancy Muggler.
Are you serious?
Motherfucker Skunkler requested this.
Whoa!
What the hell?
Are you kidding me?
What the hell am I wanting here?
I don't want to get banned.
Oh, these are trannies, right?
So technically, hold on, pause this.
So technically, I'm showing trannies.
So technically, if I get banned, it's a hate crime, right?
So let's just put it that on the table.
These are crannies here.
Why, Skunker?
Why?
Oh, Jesus Christ, dude.
I can't.
I mean, for fuck's sake, dude.
For fucking help.
Oh, my God.
And everybody out there, look, I love my water.
And that's enough, dude.
Listen, all these are trannies.
Ellie Ardham and what a sausage party.
Yeah, no shit.
These are all trannies.
Look, some people are like, oh, my God.
Oh, my.
These are trannies, dude.
Okay.
These are trannies.
I'm just, I'm just saying.
Okay.
These are fucking all Tranas here.
Alright, I think everybody gets the point.
She's right.
Good God, I can't show that shit, man.
I can't show this stuff dude Why, why, why, why, why Why do I need to be at the point?
At the point, I'm going to request a date.
Alright, that's about enough.
We get it, dude.
All right, we get it.
Turn it shit off.
Niggle me this.
How many shekels to skip to my video?
How many shekels?
Yours should be coming up any minute, dude.
All right, calm down.
That's why I'm saying you got to realize that when you fucking donate, dude.
I mean, there's going to be a lot of motherfuckers that have donated here.
Let me see.
We've got this one we've got to do right now.
And hold on, let me see how many more we got to do here.
She's going to be even dear, friends.
Especially when there are many, many.
Great.
Great, great, great.
Fucking great, man.
We've got a few.
We got a few to get before we get to yours, dude.
Excuse me, sorry.
I don't mean to be fucking belching up in here, but I'm trying to get a little bit of a buzz going on just so I can fucking get through these videos.
We got Try Hard Legion.
Try Hard Legion requested this one.
So let's see what the hell this one.
Oh, God.
All right.
Try Hard.
What is it?
Leaky Dick Ghost.
It's official.
We all gay now.
Nice fuck up, ghost.
What do you mean?
We're all gay now.
What?
Because of the trannies and shit, dude?
Give me a break.
All right.
Anyway, once again, tryhard Legion requested this one.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
And by the way, I hate this fucking stupid, ethnically ambiguous tard.
You're gonna do fucking shit, boy.
Oh, wait, stop.
Just create me.
Wait, wait, stop.
My girl.
No.
It's not yours.
It's a different one.
Figures, figures, figures, figures, figure.
Nice, dude.
Stop.
You stupid, dumb tard.
I can't believe people fucking watch this tard.
Come on, buddy.
Seriously, I can't believe we listened.
Heck yeah, dude.
They'll want to know what we're all about.
It's like this, y'all.
Come on, this is 10% luck.
20% skill.
15%.
Wait, we're concentrated power of the sky.
Niggers.
Whoa, Before I ask the riddle, I would like to ask you guys a question.
What is the meaning of life?
That isn't funny.
Does this fucking guy actually have the Arthur song in the background?
Why the fuck did that happen when I asked him what the meaning of life was?
No, that's not funny.
What the fuck are we...
Oh my god, dude, come on.
Look at this pornographic links, dude.
All right, listen.
Let me look up a guide.
Let me see.
Get rid of some of that cash.
KFC and watermelon.
KFC.
Oh, this black brother didn't like that.
What the fuck, man?
The fuck did you donate me, bruh?
Fuck, man.
You fucking son of a bitch.
I'm cutting this shit off.
Does that fucking goal say Operation Pay Child Support?
Are you fucking kidding me?
People actually donating this fucking idiot's child support?
Are you fucking joking?
Oh, my fucking god.
How am I not supposed to be stereotypical when I see something like this?
How am I not supposed to be stereotypical?
Seriously, I'm sorry.
Oh, and you mean rainbows?
What the fuck?
Sam!
My nigga!
Sam!
Sam!
Oh Sam.
Oh, but Rizzy.
Sam.
Great.
Try Hard Legion.
That's the end of the episode.
I mean, dude, they've been doing this to me.
They've been doing this to me for 13 fucking years, man.
Jesus Christ.
Here's fruity ass soda popping.
Wait, What are they saying?
Huh?
What the hell does that mean?
Hey, what's up with the Arthur?
Kill meters.
Oh, my God.
Look at the mulatto laughing at that.
The mulatto's laughing.
The mulatto's laughing.
Prison.
The mulatto is laughing.
The Mulatto's laughing!
What's he going to give me?
All right, that was a try-hard legion.
Jesus Christ, did you see how that one mulatto was reacting?
I'm just saying, all right?
I'm just saying.
You know, and believe it or not, it's always a mulatto that is always hyping up the whole race baiting issues like Barack Obama, like I hate to say that, Lemon, that fucking fruit bowl from CNN, and all these other light skins that are out here trying to cause a ruckus when it comes to racism when they aren't even fully black.
I mean, they don't understand the black experience.
You know what I mean?
They're a bunch of mulattoes.
They don't get how somebody like EBZ lives.
You know what I'm saying?
Or somebody like fucking Wesley Snipes, you know, that tenor of black.
Chandler just dropped a diamond.
This is nothing.
Ghost endures this daily.
You're damn right.
Thank you, Chandler, for bringing that shit up.
All right, who else do we have here?
Black Experience and Wesley Snipes00:06:25
Fucking Hitler's dick again.
Hitler's dick again.
What is this?
I just learned about this shit.
If I'm going to get a, if I'm going to get tranny brainworms, so are all of you.
Pretty sure I'm possessed after watching this shit.
Pray for me, boys.
Wait, what the fuck are you talking about, Hitler's dick?
Once again, viewer discretion is advised.
I have no idea what the hell this is.
Oh, wait, hold on.
Hold on, what is this?
Hold on.
What the fuck is this?
Hitler's dick requested this.
What is this?
Sissy hypnosis forced feminization.
What the fuck?
I want you to touch your cock.
Whoa!
What?
It doesn't matter how you're touching it because eventually I'll know that you're stroking to this every time you watch.
But for now, this is your first time.
Just rub the outside of your pants.
Hold on, pause.
And every time after.
Are you fucking joking me?
I mean, some dumb bitch actually fucking recorded this dumb fucking garbage.
Oh, God.
This is from 2018.
You're going to stroke it.
Oh, I know.
Don't do this.
If you're listening, do not do this.
You love fucking cock.
What?
Suck cock.
What?
You like licking it, don't you?
What the fuck is this bitch talking about?
You will suck cock.
Sometimes I think about what it would be like to be with a really hot, big, well-endowed cock on a very tall, dark, and handsome man.
What am I listening to?
I'm a cock that is much larger than yours and knows how to use it.
Oh, this is cockery.
Maybe I'll even slap my pussy on it.
Are you fucking doing?
Hold on, hold on.
Pause this.
You know, if you are a man and you hear your woman, that is supposed to be your woman saying this, you should conjure up the spirit of I Turner, get your pimp hand strong on this bitch, and leave her in a puddle of her own blood and piss like she was Tina Turner.
And the reason I'm saying this is because no man should accept this type of shit from a woman.
Are you fucking play a little bit more like this cock?
Hard, thick, long cut, shaved, cock, thick, strong, hard, harder than yours.
So you can suck it and know how I like it.
I like it harder.
I like it long, hard, thick in my pussy, in your mouth.
Wait, what?
Hold on, whoa!
Wait a minute.
Now she wants the guy that she is humiliating and cucking to suck the.
What have we become my sweetest friend?
I know you love cock.
It's what you want.
It's what turns you on.
Shut up in the chat room that you're turning trans because of this shit.
Open.
Don't fucking go there.
Stick out your tongue.
I'm warning you.
Don't go there.
Do it.
I'm turning trans and shut the fuck up.
Yes.
That's how it'll feel when a cock is lubricating your mouth.
Oh my god.
Dude, I can't.
Pretty straight.
How long is this?
I mean, for fuck's sake, dude, Jesus Christ.
And you know the special thing about cocktails.
Dude, all of you people that are saying that you're turning trans because of this fuck you, okay?
Seriously, fuck you.
No teeth, only use your tongue and suction of your mouth to suck cock for goddess.
Monkey DeLa Rocha just dropped a diamond saying true sissy hypno radio.
Fuck it, this is Hitler's dick that requested this.
You think that I'd be listening to this bullshit?
Two things.
Fuck you.
Number one, goddess wants you to do it.
And two, you love the reaction.
Oh, God.
And you know what?
She does sound fat.
This sounds like a fatty.
This doesn't sound like some fucking hot sultrous bitch.
You're playing with your nipples, aren't you?
If you're not, you should be.
Because I know how aroused you get when you're not.
All right.
All right, dude.
How long is this shit?
Another 30 seconds and I'm pulling this shit off.
And I want you to suck cock for me.
I want you to suck cock for me.
Cocksucker.
This is horrible.
Thumbs down this fucking shit.
Oh, yeah.
You really can't wait to get away from it.
This is f- Pause this shit.
I mean, are you fucking joking, man?
Not only is she trying to make her, I don't know, man or whatever fucking.
I mean, get the hat for a dollar.
What, rainbow dick ghost?
All right, dude, shut up.
All right, shut up.
Here we're here.
Y'all want to listen to a little bit more of this shit?
Well, here, sit there and shut it, then huh?
Sit there and shut the fuck up.
He has to know that you love sucking cock.
You're not going gay.
You're going by.
Oh, my God.
Always love my sexy ass.
My pretty mouth.
My beautiful eyes.
The way I talk.
The way I walk.
Now you're going to learn how to make men come.
Social Cultural Issues India00:05:07
All right.
That's enough.
All right.
Get this fucking out of here.
So you.
All right.
That's enough of this shit.
We're not.
We're not.
I'm not.
You know, people are in here trying to troll saying this is making me trans and shit.
Dude, that is fucked up.
All right.
That is fucked up.
Randall the Capitalist said, please take it off, Ghost of the Diamond.
I just took the shit off.
This is fucking ridiculous, okay?
But believe it or not, there's some fucking cuckold connoisseurs that are out here that actually love this bullshit.
They're getting off to this fucking bullshit.
Oh, good God, dude.
What a fucking night, man.
Episode 165.
And I try to tell you, don't fuck with me.
Don't, you know, don't, don't get.
Can we just hurry up, please?
I'm done with this fucking broadcast.
Seriously.
I'm done with this fucking broadcast.
What's the next dono?
The next dono.
Hold on, let me make sure I didn't skip any donos here.
All right, I didn't.
Good.
All right, the next dono that we have to play is Women Are Stinky Holes.
And Women Are Stinky Holes said Pooh and a Lou.
Pooh and a Lou.
So let's see what Pooh and a Lou and oh good fucking God.
Oh God.
Women are stinky holes.
We went from some fucking cuckold connoisseur hypnosis sissy bullshit and now we've got to see literal poo and a loo.
Once again, this video was requested by women are stinky holes.
Play it.
Jesus Christ.
Early morning and a daily ritual begins.
For the young and the old, this realby track is the equivalent of a bathroom.
Oh, good.
It's a common sight in India where toilets are full of garbage in here.
Close to the houses make up this slum cluster.
And there's not a sale inside.
Biki Aaliyah actually has been here for the past 25 years.
She's always used to go out in the open and takes me with her on a trip she makes every day.
The government did try building public toilets here once, she tells me, but they were never completed.
With her two-year-old grandson, she shows me what's left behind.
The filth and the stench, unbearable.
We have no choice but to go to the house.
But look at it.
It's so dirty.
Children, some as young as two, squat in the dirt, putting them at serious risk of disease.
Only 41% of Indians have access to toilets.
The rest of them are like this.
Most surprisingly, a recent study by the United Nations has shown that more Indians have access to mobile phones than to toilets.
Mobiles are bigger than 545 million people on one in this country.
And this number is set to increase to a billion by 2050.
Even the poorest have cell phones, some for necessity.
This is fucked up.
This is fucked up.
For fun.
In some areas, the government is trying to improve the situation.
Oh, they got less.
Public bathrooms, all that.
That seems bad.
Instead of going in New York.
But they're simply not affordable for many.
Experts say there's a real need for the country to prioritize its development goals.
Having access to a toilet is a basic necessity, specifically for women, for children.
Oh, my God.
It's a seriously neglected issue from the past.
There might be social and cultural issues related with it in India.
The issue now is that we need to accelerate.
As India steams ahead on the track of modernity, there's a real danger of its people falling behind as they fend for the basics.
I mean, good God.
Keita Suri, Al Jazeera, Delhi.
Oh my God.
Jesus fucking Christ.
I mean, you know, it's as if we never had this problem before.
It's as if central plumbing has always been around.
I mean, didn't back in the old wild, wild West they would just dig a hole and put like a fucking like shitter, like a private, like little fucking wooden shitter over it.
And once the hole got filled up, they would move the outhouse is what they would call it.
They'd move the outhouse and like, you know, put some fucking dirt over the shit.
I'm just saying.
Ellie's true intolerant radio.
Come on, ghosts.
Where's your tolerance, bigot?
Tolerance for what?
They're pooping on the poop rail or on the fucking on the train rail, excuse me.
I don't know what else to say.
What the fuck about what about what else?
What else am I supposed to say?
What else am I supposed to say?
All right.
All right.
Anyway, let's continue for fuck's sake.
All right.
Anyway, we've got, who is this?
AOC District Stupidity Apology00:12:40
Cornelius N. Wordleton, okay, because that's what he fucking put on.
I'm not going to say that racist crap.
And Cornelius N. Wordleton said, Ghost son playing out in the yard with his friends.
All right, let's see what the hell this is there, Cornelius N. Wordleton.
Hold on.
Oh, you fuck.
You goddamn mother.
I'm tired of you.
You know what?
I'm so tired of each and every one of you ridiculing me and talking shit to me and thinking that you're going to get away with this shit.
I'm serious.
You fuckers think that you can get away with this kind of crap.
You goddamn motherfuckers.
Anyway, this is supposedly, according to Cornelius and Wertleton, this is my son playing at Nyard.
All right, play this shit.
All right.
Who am I gonna do, ragazzi?
Is that the Pludzi weed-jack-soy?
Who are you calling weed, jackass?
Oh, God.
No.
Oh, my God.
That's not my son.
My son would never get that fat in the ass!
Look at the fucking fat on this fucking Tumberlard.
Oh, my God.
Does that answer your question?
I'm going to use my t-shirt.
I mean, he's so fat.
He's got so many rolls.
He doesn't even want to wear a t-shirt.
They're like almost J-covered tits.
He's got J-Coffers in him!
Damn it!
No son playin' at Detroit!
Fuck you, man.
Seriously.
Seriously, Jesus Christ.
Keem Scarce.
You really let yourself go.
Damn Keemscares.
Oh, man.
Touche, Vince McMahon.
Touche.
He sounds like Keem Scares, does he?
That sounds like Keem Scares.
I am Bob Hunter.
Baba D. Black.
Sarah, what kind of name is that?
you it's my dad's junior day This is fucking cringe as fuck.
If I don't see somebody.
One more.
Get out.
It's this point.
Self-docs with this video.
And first out the way the checker.
5.7 on the Richter scale.
Ham.
Anyway, Cornelius N. Wordleton, I don't appreciate you saying that's my son, but that was pretty funny, especially when Vince McMahon called that fat son of a bitch Keem Scares, because it sure as hell does sound like Keem Scares now, doesn't it?
All right, look, before I get to another goddamn video, everybody out there knows what time it is, right, baby?
You know what time it is?
It's time for more beer.
All right, and all I've got is goddamn bottles.
So where's my goddamn bottle opener at for Christ's sake?
Fucking shit here.
All right.
All right, let me go ahead and pour a quick bottle of beer and we'll get to the last remaining donos out here.
All right.
Let me tell you, what a hell of a show.
What a hell of a goddamn show if I don't say so myself.
Good fucking Lord.
All right.
We poured the beer.
We've got the next person here.
The next person is Billy Anderson.
Billy Anderson said, Hi, ghost.
Thought I'd donate a video of someone I think that challenged Donald Trump in the grand final year later this year, in the grand final later this year.
She is as predictable as Joe Biden, or she is as unpredictable as Joe Biden is predictable.
All right, there it is.
And don't call me dyslexic, dude.
I'm fucking a little, just a little inebriated here, a little bit of a little stone, a little bit of booze in me.
So let's see what the hell this is.
Oh, Christ.
And hold on, wait a minute.
Let me make sure that this isn't some goddamn disgusting bullshit snake in the ass.
Seriously, folks, I sincerely have to.
It pisses me off that I even have to do this, dude.
It really, it really does.
It just pisses me off.
But unfortunately, we've got idiots that want to sit here and try to sabotage the show because they're a bunch of fucking milky-licking, nipple-clamp-loving, butt-plug-up the ass-looking, herpes, schlong, fluffing, ass-blast enthusiasts, toe jam-sucking, clubfoot fetish having dolls with balls licking pieces of shit.
So anyway, this looks okay.
So let's see Bill Anderson here.
Okay, let's see Bill Anderson here, see what he's got.
Once again, put the PC shot on.
This is supposed to be somebody challenging Trump.
All right, what is this?
Jessica Gelardi 2020.
What the fuck is this?
Richard, why did we come here?
To forget everything.
What is this shit?
To be alone?
Looks like one of those ugly bitches that thinks that they're prettier than they are.
That think they're finer than they are.
Why can't you ever relax?
You're always stressed.
You're the one stressing me out.
Horrible acting, by the way.
You're why I can't relax.
Fucking horrible acting.
Tried?
Don't you think I've tried?
You're never going to forgive me, are you?
Do you even know what I'm talking about?
What am I watching just to argue?
Oh, we didn't?
Then what are we supposed to do?
Dude, this is horrible acting, dude.
What the fuck is this?
Running away again.
Seriously, dude, this is horrible acting, dude.
This bitch should be fucking fired on set.
The fucking bitch serving the catering probably could have done a better job than this bitch.
First of all, I think there's a lot of incentive to blow up disagreements in the party.
Word salad.
That's all you got to say with this bitch.
I think it's important for us all to recognize, and we do this in our rallies, to recognize the people who have been in this fight to allow us to have a lot of people.
Randall the Capitol has dropped the diamond.
The chick in the yellow can get my sick fuck.
That's Mama Bear of the Democratic Party.
You see, pause this shit.
Are you telling me that she would get your vote?
Oh, no, she can get your kids on her face.
My bad.
That's what Randall Capitalist said.
I thought you, you know, kind of scrolled kind of fast.
I'll say she can get your vote.
This is the problem.
Do you understand?
This is the goddamn problem.
Out in Michigan, they elected that stupid bitch Whitmer because, oh, she's kind of attractive.
And oh my God.
And when you vote in people in power based on that, this is the kind of consequence that you get.
Ocasio-Cortez, some dumb bitch that doesn't know shit from Shinola.
And every time she has a goddamn camera in her face and a microphone in her mouth, pure word salad.
On our marriage vowel.
Pure word salad.
Jesus Christ.
What the fuck is this?
Doesn't make me tired.
Come on, gone.
Minimum tiredness, please, Bruce.
What the fuck?
What the fuck did he say?
The fuck the first piece of charity came through the door.
You just mean to him.
What happened?
Oh, God.
Who donated this shit?
What?
And I even witched that stupid bloody facialist that you recommended.
God, getting with the facialists.
Horrible acting.
Nothing.
You just look at me like a mused mini and pie in I can't ask.
Seriously, man, horrible acting.
Please, no flipping.
What the fuck?
Where the hell did that fucking midget come from?
Flashing your titties all over town.
Oh, I'm a whore.
Flashing my titties all over town.
Oh, I'm gonna make you pay for that.
You fucking hoo-a.
Hora.
Was that a punch?
That was a fucked up.
Come on.
That was a punch.
Oh, Christ, dude.
What a fucking, what a, dude, what the fuck did I just watch?
All right, this is supposed to be somebody competing for Trump.
I mean, come on, Maine, is all I got to say to that, all right?
Come on, Maine.
All right, who else do we got here?
We got Ard Hammond.
Art Hammond requested this one.
Didn't say anything.
So let's see what the fuck this is.
As someone who lives in AOC district, I apologize for her stupidity in advance.
I did not vote for her.
I don't blame you.
And by the way, the reason Ocasio-Cortez got in, let me explain this to you, okay?
The Democratic contender in her district in New York had no Republican opposition.
So the guy who was the Democratic incumbent basically had no competitor in the race.
So what Ocasio-Cortez, or at least her cuckold boyfriend did, was use Ocasio-Cortez and purposely put her as a bartender so that she could get to know the small precinct that's her district and convince enough people to show up in primary time.
Because whenever the primary happens for the state of New York, what she needs to do, and what any one of you can do, if you are in a precinct that you can run in that has no opposition, you just need to go to the precinct, the Democratic precinct of your district, and bring more people than the opposition.
And that's exactly what this bitch did.
All she did was bring more people to the precinct convention in her district.
And she, by default, because she had more people at that precinct meeting than anyone else, she was nominated as the nominee of that precinct.
And she just walked right into Congress.
All right?
She just walked right into Congress once she had more people at the precinct meeting in her district during New York primary time than the other guy who was a nine-term fucking congressman in that district.
I'm just trying to tell you that's how easy it is to just walk right into elections.
Anyway, let me go ahead and get to Ard Hammond who requested this.
I don't even know what the hell this is.
So viewer discretion is advised.
All right.
Hitler's Dicks Video Viewer Discretion00:13:15
Get back!
What the fuck?
I'm out of shit!
Go motherfucker.
You sit down.
You made two videos about me.
What the fuck?
You sat down and they fired me for 15 minutes.
Pause this shit.
Pause this shit.
Is this one of your friends, Art Hammond?
Are these one of the people that you fucking kick it with?
What kind of fucking hardcore mental retardation is this?
You get it!
Am I fucking for 15 fucking minutes?
You got a plunger?
Your autism is showing.
You fucking brat.
Your autism is showing.
Lick the plunger.
Lick the plunger if you're sorry.
15 fucking minutes.
Lick the plunger.
Oh, Christ.
I'm going to punch your lights out, too.
I'm going to punch your lights out, too.
You sat there.
Am I farming?
He's got a Nirvana shirt.
15 fucking minutes.
Oh, my God.
Dude, Art Hammond, what the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that, man?
We have enough mental retardation as it is on this goddamn show.
We don't need any more mental retardation, dude.
All right.
Good fucking God.
Give me my drink.
All right.
Who the hell's next?
I mean, Jesus Christ, we're just here.
All right.
We're just here.
Oh, God.
Not again, man.
Hitler's dick.
Hitler's dick.
Oh, God.
All right, dude.
Let me take a smoke before I get to this one, please.
I'm sorry, folks.
I'm sorry.
Seriously, man.
You know what?
Give me some more dope.
All right, I need to put a couple more flakes on this goddamn.
I'm not even kidding on this goddamn fucking bowl here.
I'm sorry, folks.
I cannot watch another Hitler's Dick video unless I am severely inebriated.
I'm sorry.
And you know what?
You people can sit here and try to call me an alcoholic, an addict, a connoisseur.
I'm a connoisseur is what I is.
All right.
I'm a connoisseur is what I is.
So you all can sit here and talk all the shit talk you want to me.
All right, but I'm a connoisseur is what I is.
All right, let me take a smoke here.
That's it.
Gotta hold it in, let it hit the brain, baby.
Gotta hold it in, let it hit the brain.
All right.
All right, let's get to Hitler's dicks video here.
Shit.
Please excuse me, folks.
Sorry about that, dude.
Oh, God.
All right.
Hitler's Dick said, pornography should be banned.
It is destructive and it takes the best years of a young man's life.
Just like the shekel goblins want.
They want us docile and cooming.
Figure it out.
That's what I'm saying.
I think there's some kind of method to Hitler's dick madness, you know.
But let's see, all right?
Let's see what this one is all about here.
What is this?
Oh, God.
Don't tell.
Oh, God.
All right.
Before we see this, once again, I do want to say viewer discretion is advised.
And before I show you this, all I got to say is that there had to be more people besides the Coomer before the Coomer became the Coomer.
Does everybody understand?
There had to have been other people before the Coomer became the Coomer.
And I think Hitler's Dick just found one.
Take a look at this.
Some fucking incel who's probably still in the incel department just making that speculation right now showing off his porn collection.
Here it is.
Porn collection.
Look at this, 2008.
Huh?
Just imagine.
Oh, I'm cooming.
Play it.
I'm going to give me that one.
Yeah.
Got this as a New Year's Eve present for my sister in 2004.
Look at that.
New Year's Eve present from his sister.
Dreams, private lessons.
I've whacked five hours of porn on her.
I've whacked at least five whole hours.
Really?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Can you believe this?
Please.
I walk out there.
Vince has a recorder on that fucking computer.
I'm like, Vince, what are you doing?
They're proud of this shit.
They're proud of just fucking waxing their carrot and cooming for five hours to one goddamn pornographic DVD.
2008.
Just imagine now.
How is the recording porn business going?
Going good.
What the fuck is that?
Pause it.
Take that shit off.
What the hell is that?
Pretty good.
What the hell is that?
This is a favorite.
This is a classic.
What's that called?
Cream Space.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Nice blonde that I'm getting a lot of DVD.
Oh, look at this girl.
Oh, look at that.
Looks like Frank's girlfriend Lillian.
As a matter of fact, I think it is.
She got that sword through.
Doesn't that DVD cover just look annoying?
Oh, God, take that off.
Oh, my God, dude.
You've got to be sure.
This guy's looking at fucking pornography right now.
Oh, that's a good one.
You just go through there and whack away.
Yeah.
Whack away.
Come on, man.
It's not that hard to score a chip, really.
All right, guys.
I'll be back soon.
Oh, my God.
Porn collection part one.
These guys are proud of this shit.
Are you worried with your friend, Lucy?
Will it ruin your reputation loving me?
Cause I'm a dirty white boy.
You're a dirty white boy.
What is this?
I know my last dono was strange, so I'ma donate some chill music to cleanse those troll shock videos and sex toy videos.
Something to smoke Ota before the show ends.
Are you sure, Ann and Philly, dude?
Are you sure?
Because, man, we have had nothing but a bunch of sick-ass perverted donos, and it gets fucking worse every time.
And you know what's surprising about this is that you can find all this shit on YouTube.
All right.
Can you believe this crap?
All this fucking shit on YouTube.
And yet, I'm the bad guy when it comes to broadcasting on YouTube.
I mean, I just don't get it.
I just don't get it, dude.
I fucking don't get it.
I don't want to get it.
But I don't understand why I'm the bad guy.
I don't understand that.
Jesus Christ, give me another beer, for Christ's sake, before we play this next dono, please.
It's Billy F. You.
He said, weren't people doing the same thing during the VHS day?
Yes, but you have to understand, it wasn't even especially when there are many, many of them.
Oh, great, dude.
I mean, come on, man.
Just stop donating.
All right.
All right.
Just stop donating already, man.
Let me have one more toke before I fucking continue.
Jesus fucking Christ.
It's 4:30 in the fucking morning out here, man.
You're my smoke.
All right.
Let's go to Ann and Philly's, okay?
Trying to get a cleansing session going on here.
You know, I've searched through it.
I think it's okay.
So let's go ahead and get to.
Let's go ahead and get to Ann and Philly's video, shall we?
Let's go ahead and do it.
Here it is.
Sonic 3D Blast.
By the way, this is on the EU version of the Saturn.
The Sega Saturn, as I've stated, besides the dream of their body,
the perversion of all the warp mentality, trying to pass off as normal?
I know that Hitler's dick and a whole bunch of people, they donate a bunch of bad, weird, wicked donos.
But you have to understand that you got to shield yourself from this type of perversion.
You have to be repulsed by the type of perversion that is now being directed as normal.
That is now being projected on the television, on the media, on the music.
Just saying.
This show does not turn people trans.
Shut up.
Shut the fuck up!
It was on Sonic 3D, Sega Saturday, dude.
I remember I loved Sega.
Sega was right after Super Nintendo came out.
I did not like Super Nintendo at all.
I thought that, you know, Nintendo could have done better.
And they didn't.
Anyway, dude, I do have to say this.
Cheers to Ann and Philly, dude.
I do appreciate that because we needed that.
I have to give you props, Ann and Philly.
We definitely needed some kind of a palate cleanser to palette cleanse all the disgusting filth that a lot of people had to unfortunately be subjected to in tonight's broadcast.
And I do want to sincerely say I'm sorry to all the folks.
But then again, here we go again.
Here is one more dono by Hitler's dick.
Now, viewer discretion is advised.
All he did was donate this and said, clown world.
Clown Sex Fantasy Duck00:14:22
Oh, dude, don't tell me, dude.
Oh, God, man.
All this freak show fetish shit never fucking ends, dude.
And that's why we have to be subjected to it so we can have some level of moral ethos.
So we can understand that we as human beings, right?
At least you, as a free will individual, at least you will shun this.
If there's anybody that you know that participates in this, you won't affiliate with these fucking people, etc.
You won't hire these people.
You won't do any of that shit.
Hey, what is this Leaky Dick Ghost laughing my ass off?
That song was on softcore porn on Cinemax.
All right, great.
All right.
Thanks a lot.
Thanks for ruining it.
All right.
I bet you were on there waxing your carrot to a young Alyssa Milano because that bitch was on Skinamax after who's the boss.
And now she's trying to be some fucking little innocent Me Too slut.
Get the fuck out of here.
All right.
Suck Duck for Quack just dropped the diamond.
Good friend died today.
Fourth to go this year.
I drink.
Well, dude, if you're surreal about that, Suck Duck for Quack, my apologies.
I shouldn't say my condolences.
You know, but that's the tricky part about life.
One thing I've learned being an old Codger, I've seen a lot of people go.
And that's one thing that, you know, we have to come to grips with as much as it pains us every time we lose something that we care about or we're close to or we love.
That's one of the painful parts about life is that death is a reality.
So my condolences to you and I hope that you're all good, dude.
Anyway, let's get to Hitler's dick.
Maybe this will kind of perplex your mind amidst the midst of grief there, suck duck.
Here it is.
Take a look at this.
All right.
Here it is.
Hitler's dick.
All right.
There it is.
We love having clown sex in Oceanside, California.
Of course, California.
This couple can find fun wherever their four wheels.
Look, pause this.
Don't get me wrong.
Okay, I want to be honest with you.
would probably want to go on tour like you know let's say i don't know whatever For whatever reason, you know, yours truly gets popular and I got to come out.
I was thinking about doing a tour across America and getting a badass like RV and going on the road and touring like a fucking rock star.
I get it.
I understand what that means.
But when this is all you can afford and you're trying to bullshit us into believing that you're living out of a fucking cargo van, you've got to be fucking kidding me, okay?
You've got to be fucking kidding me.
And at the same time, these people are probably going in the same circles.
I mean, who do you think goes to Zozorba burning and burning man and all this shit?
Fucking idiots like this that are living their lives like complete fucking morons.
God forbid these people have children and they have to raise children in this fucking environment.
But anyway, play the rest of it.
Once again, Hitler's dick requested this.
That's right.
Josh, known as Loch Jester.
Christina, known as Miss Candy.
Oh my God.
All right, pause this.
Now, the reason I have conflicting views on this is because Richie the Barber, if y'all don't know who Richie the Barber is, he's a guy that actually has tattooed his face to make himself look like a clown.
And it's a shtick.
But this guy actually has a fucking job and a career.
And, you know, I mean, there's a shtick behind what he's doing.
He cuts hair off Hollywood Boulevard somewhere and makes a lot of money at it, etc.
And that's why he does it.
He does it as a shtick.
He's got tattoos all over his face and shit.
This, I don't know what the hell this is.
These people are trying to relive Bartaman Bailey's fucking wet dream or some shit.
Anyway, Randall the Capitalist just dropped a diamond.
Don't tempt Ghost because he will get you out there.
Yeah, Don't Tempt Me is right.
All right, go ahead and play this.
We live and embrace the clown lifestyle.
The clown lifestyle.
It's our lifestyle at home and it's our lifestyle in our career.
We live in a rough world.
Clowning goes away from the misery and terror that is the world that we live in.
It's where the whole costuming comes in and we get to dress up and do your makeup all crazy and active.
Grow up.
Dressing up.
And notice how, oh yeah, we're clowns.
We're like trying to be kids and this and that.
Look at this bitch showing off her fucking tits.
Look, you're about fucking two, not even, not even that, a centimeter and a half of a nip slip.
And this bitch is trying to put some fucking moral principle on it.
Like, yeah, we're kids.
We're clowning around.
We really enjoy clown sex.
Yep, they have sex dressed as clowns.
Clown sex involves at least makeup, right?
If not some outfitting, maybe a nice bow.
Why are people doing this?
Or something to death.
I mean, if you understand.
Hold on, pause this.
Do you understand that?
This is why we're not going anywhere as a country.
We've got too many people infatuated with fantasy.
And because people are, or so many people are infatuated with it, you actually have avenues to sell fantasy now.
I mean, case in point, take a look at RuPaul's drag show.
Fucking drag shows were a circus sideshow means of getting people into gay clubs.
And why?
Because most people back in the day when they had gay clubs back in the 80s and the 90s, there wasn't as many plastic surgeries to be able to make trans or people that wanted to live as women to look like women.
So as a result, we have these people that are out here dressing up in clown outfits or clown makeup, putting on wigs and lip syncing in fucking fantasy.
Okay?
This is all fantasy and we need to grow the fuck up.
I'm in a clown outfit and I'm going to fuck as a clown.
Fucking idiots.
Spunky cows.
Look at this.
You know, if I bend over, I got a little bit of ass cheek.
Yeah, you want to know why you're showing that off and why you're putting clown makeup on your face?
Because you're an ugly bitch.
You're an ugly bitch.
And all you've got is, look, I've got garner belts and look at me.
I mean, it's not really me.
It's the clown me, even though I'm dressing up like a slat bag.
Having found each other, Locke and Candy are now looking for ways to spice up their clown sex life.
Threesomes just make sense for both of us.
Threesomes make sense.
And wherever they go, these two.
He's there with blacks.
This fucking guy is over here.
Fucking, yeah, threesomes are great.
And he's there in front of black guys.
For fuck's sake, man.
Why does it always got to go back to that shit when it comes to white males trying to be taboo?
Hey, what is this, leaky dick ghost?
Don't lie, ghost.
You want to be that ditch, that bitch to use your dick like a balloon animal.
Dude, are you kidding me?
Are you kidding?
There's better kink to be involved in instead of some fucking ridiculous clown fantasy.
Are you fucking kidding me, dude?
Jesus Christ, Lord.
I don't want to tell.
It doesn't matter what kind of, but this is fucking ridiculous, dude.
This is fucking ridiculous.
Y'all look like some interesting people.
You've never seen clowns on the streets.
Not in Long Beach.
I'm a candy.
Nice to meet you, Alexandria.
I go by Lock.
Okay.
Locke and Candy are getting the feeling that they might have made a connection on their very first try.
What do you want to do?
Oh, we actually have reservations.
By the way, pause this.
Didn't I tell you how easy it was to be able to fucking have sexual relations with black folks?
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
So what this means is that these people are probably infected with some kind of lifelong STD and they're like, yeah, fuck it.
A Korean barbecue place nearby.
Are you free?
You want to hang out?
I love Korean barbecue.
Of course you're going to give me something for free, baby.
You're going to give me something for free, baby.
We actually have a clown fetish.
I'm actually a kink clown.
Okay.
A kink clown?
Dude, doesn't anybody find anything wrong with this?
A kink clown?
Do you understand that clowns are supposed to relate back to childhood and shit like that?
A kink clown?
I get turned on by clowning.
I will get really sexually stimulated.
Even just from body paintbrush paintbrush that's like lightly going over your body, you can totally get aroused.
You know, you're touching people in sensitive areas.
I'm open-minded.
Okay.
Of course, this black bitch is open-minded.
They're all open-minded.
Candy has put it all out on the table, and it's been a night of surprises for Allie.
Will she run with it or just run away?
God.
Extremely.
Are you fucking with me?
I've never seen love like this before.
All you got to do, look, you already gave the black bitch a fucking free meal.
You give her another hundred bucks and say, look, just do what we tell you.
And they'll fucking do it, dude.
I'm sorry.
I mean, look, you can call me whatever the hell you want to call me, but I'm telling you right now, banging a black broad is not some kind of mastery of conquering pussy, all right?
And same with black dudes, okay?
And what is this?
Dirty Dan, how can you tell a clown is aroused?
They have a funny boner.
Okay, great.
Jesus.
Look, we don't need any more sexual connotations relating to clowns, dude.
All right.
We seriously don't.
All right.
Now, look, what a fucking night it's been.
Episode 165.
And I just can't believe the array of shit that has been going on here.
Oh, God.
I'm almost wanting to puke.
Let me get one more beer here, man.
I need more beer.
Jesus Christ.
Hold on.
Why is somebody saying that I have a blanketed statement that's racist?
Dude, have you seen the statistics for STDs and AIDS and HIV?
Take a look at the demographic of those folks.
And what you'll find is that they're Africans Americans.
I'm just saying.
Where's my, I can't even find my goddamn bottle opener.
Where the fuck is this?
It's fucking fucking hair for Christ's sake.
All right.
I'm just going on statistics.
All right.
I'm just saying that, you know, black folks, whether male or female, are very easy in their sexuality.
All right.
That's what I'm saying.
She goes get out of here.
Dude, come on.
I'm trying to.
There are many, many of them.
Ghost, get out of your shell.
Get out of my shell.
I'm not, I don't have a fucking shell.
What are you talking about, man?
I don't have a fucking shell.
All right.
I live in my own world, man.
I'm in a fucking zone.
That's what I am, okay?
I'm in a fucking zone.
Jesus Christ.
Billy F.U., the two honks is a safe word.
Honk honk.
I mean, dude, there are other kinks to be involved in that, you know, could stimulate the body and the mind a little bit better than being a goddamn shitbird clown.
That's all I'm saying, okay?
Anyway, cheers to everybody in here that is listening to the broadcast, baby.
It is, it is, what is it?
It's almost five in the morning over here at the Ghost Show studio, baby.
Five in the morning.
So let me go ahead and take this drink.
I'm going to be a fucking clown.
Can you believe?
How the fuck can you stay hard?
You know, fucking a bitch with a clown face.
I mean, seriously, dude.
How the fuck are you?
Hey, what are you doing?
Like, like, you got, like, you got the fucking, the, you know, horny the clown thing?
Hong Kong, Hong Kong.
I mean, like, every time you're giving her a pump, you give her a fucking hon. Like, hong, hong, hong.
You're pumping her fucking ass.
Honk, honk, honk.
I mean, what's the fucking fetish?
I don't get it.
Seriously, man.
Every time you're giving this bitch a pump, honk, honk, honk.
Anyway, Dementia 2020 just dropped the diamond saying kink shaming is my kink.
Kink Shaming Leather Outfits00:03:38
Oh, shut up.
Kink shaming is my kink.
I've heard it all now.
Now that you're saying dumb shit like that, I've heard it all now.
Good lord.
All right.
Can we get to what?
What else do we got here?
Who the hell else do we got?
We got, oh, yeah.
Ghost trans-specific waifu.
All right, before I play that, I need another smoke for Christ's sake.
Where's my goddamn fucking?
Here it is.
Give me some goddamn smoke.
Hold on, I need to fucking empty this shit out and put some more dope in it, dude.
All right, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Where is this shit?
What's your kink ghost?
First of all, that's my fucking business, okay?
Because that's not the first thing that I want to fucking, you know, people to see or know about me.
I want them to know that I'm a nice person.
I'm a loyal person.
You know, I'm not some fucking idiot that's going to backstab you.
You know, there's other attributes that you want to know about people other than their fucking, the way they like to fuck.
All right?
There's other things for Christ's sake.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
What is ghosts is into BDSM?
We've heard it on the date line.
Whatever, Pettis.
You wish I was into that shit.
All right.
Everybody heard your voice today.
You sound like the kind of guy that wants a red ball gag in your mouth with one of those gauchy or Gucci or whatever the fuck it is, fucking leather outfits and having somebody bull whip your ass until it's candy apple red.
I could gather that just by the way your feminine vernacular comes off.
So don't sit over here and try to talk shit to me.
All right, you fucking son of a bitch.
Where do I smoke?
Dude, first of all, don't ask me about kinks, dude.
That's fucking, that's a fucking weird ass question, you know?
That's a weird ass fucking question to be asking.
Hey, I just wanted to see here since we're drinking and having a good time and we're smoking cigars together.
What's your kink?
Huh?
What's your kink?
Look, I mean, we're buds, right?
We're buds, right?
What's your kink?
And one guy says, well, you know, I like to be bull whipped and put on the beat with a cat of nine tails.
And this other guy's like, well, I like swapping wives.
You know, just imagine that.
You ask somebody their cake.
I like swapping wives.
And that puts you in an uncomfortable predicament, doesn't it?
Because you got a wife.
So why the hell would he give you that information unless he's considering wanting to swap wives?
Do you understand what I'm saying, dude?
This is, that's why any kind of sexual talk is inappropriate.
That's all I'm saying, dude.
It's just inappropriate.
And the fact that you have all this shit, come on, man.
Especially when there are many, many of them.
On the subject of kinks, trans Andy Milanakus, dude, I don't know if that's true, but I've always suspected it.
Ghost to KuhnCon, but for leaves.
And now for today's weather.
Oh, God.
Currently, it is 75 degrees with a south wind at 5 miles per hour.
Ghost Shell Anime Projection00:09:49
It was 102 yesterday.
It was 102 today.
In San Antonio, dude.
10% chance of rain.
We could use the rain.
Yeah, good morning, ghost.
Ghost is a nice person, a loyal person.
Now slip that finger in his ass.
What a sick fuck, dude.
Who the fuck are you, leaky dick ghost?
Seriously, what the fuck is your fucking problem?
The fuck did I ever do to you?
Piece of shit.
All right, let's get...
And when I mean 102, I'm talking about 102 degrees Fahrenheit because I know there's a lot of people all across the world that use Celsius like a bunch of idiots.
But, hey, you know what it is.
It is what it is.
You all want to be different.
It is what it is.
All right, let's go to Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu.
Ghost, get out of your shell.
Hold on, put the PC shot on.
Don't tell me, dude.
Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu, don't tell me, dude.
It is this fucking old fuck, dude.
Good morning.
I'm up here on top of four peaks.
Oh, God.
Lake Roosevelt in the Tonto Basin.
And I'm going to break here to talk some anime.
Hey, yeah.
Ghost in the Shell.
Hold on.
First of all, first of all, time out.
Time out.
First of all, okay.
I don't understand why Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu continues to donate this fucking old man.
All right.
This old man is obsessed with anime to the point where he thought 10 or 12 years ago that people will actually give a shit about his reviews about anime for Christ's sake.
And this is it.
And look at this ghost politics, brother.
Look at the fucking stickers, dude.
You fucking piece of shit.
Just play, just play the shit.
Ghost in the Shell is a major cyberpunk anime motion picture from 1995.
In the future, the world runs on a ubiquitous data network.
Many humans have been augmented with cybernetics in their brains and physical prosthetics in their bodies.
The technology may be new, but the nations and corporations who use it have really changed it all.
That's on YouTube, by the way.
For special matters of national security, the covert Section 9 comprises a small elite cadre of agents who are at home in cyber warfare as they are in armed combat.
They've got lots of neat toys, cybernetic enhancements, computers, guns, and even camouflage that provides practical invisibility.
Major Motoko Kusanagi is their field leader.
She's a complete cybernetic replacement.
She?
Hold on, hold on, pause this.
Ghost is truly a...
Did he just say she?
You see, this is what I'm talking about, dude.
You see, they have been sitting here trying to subliminally subject us to the sick crap that we now are saying normals for a long time.
Given how sexy that mechanical body is, I think it's safe to say that either her ghost includes a good deal of vanity or the body was designed for her by teenage boys.
Her number two is ex-military, Bato.
He's more cyborg than human, but still has a piece of flesh.
Even if you haven't read the manga, the movie gives us a clue.
What the fuck?
Listen to this guy get so detailed about the fuckin' anime.
It's just amazing to me that this fucking old fart has the time, effort, and energy to be obsessed with such a fucking full attention.
You know what?
Why do I even say that?
Look at some of you fucks.
He's been connecting not just Fucking anime-loving assholes extracting intelligence and rewriting people's memories and personalities, a process called ghost hacking.
He or she is a dangerous opponent who can turn the world's most sophisticated technology onto its owner and make it his own weapon.
Section 9 is going to have to track him down through however many surrogates it takes and find out who he is and what he's up to.
That cyber man hunt will be complicated not just by the puppet master, but look, people are appreciating the fucking shut up.
You don't like this old farts review, dude.
Shut up.
YOU'RE A GOD DAMN LIAR!
Got him, huh?
No use arresting me!
I'm not talking to any goddamn cops!
Talk?
You don't even know your own name, you stupid dickhead!
Huh?
What Ghost in the Shell is based on a manga by Masamoni Shiro.
It was directed by Mamoru Oshi.
With his two Pat Weber movies, Oshi was part of the crew.
Look at this.
Are you fucking kidding me?
With the depth of knowledge of anime on this old fucking stage, you can't tell me that there's not something wrong with this man sexually.
I mean, seriously, man.
What have we been doing?
My sweetest body is depicted as older.
Everyone knows becomes a wee.
And the whole story has been moved to Hong Kong.
I assume because Oshi preferred the scenery there for its clutter.
That gives the odd situation of Japanese government agents treating Hong Kong like their own home field.
Back when Ghost in the Shell was made, Hong Kong was still a British protectorate, but the transfer to China had long been planned and would have occurred by the time this anime takes place.
Oshi certainly was aware of it.
Jesus fucking Christ.
How long have you been doing this?
Woke Melanio with a diamond.
He did extensive research into the anime community.
I think that's an understatement, dude.
Have you seen all the video?
He owns these things.
It's disturbing.
Scene shifts to a thermal image of some people in a hotel room.
Next, we're in a hotel room with what we think is a fish tank along one wall.
fucking disturbing man video projection on the window a moment later kusanagi uses optical camouflage to disappear like the cheshire cat time after time a burst of static or superimposed text and graphics will remind us that we're seeing a world through devices we don't fully understand and maybe we shouldn't trust And of course, Kusanaki and Bato see everything through their cybernetic eyes.
Oshi is making the point that there's technology filtering what the characters' senses see and hear.
How long have we been fucking toyed with the uncertainty of this?
Here he internally.
I'm gonna let this go 30 more seconds because those trans-Pacific wife request these a lot for whatever fucking reason.
Obviously to piss me the fuck off.
But you know, just because I recognize biblical quotations that are in the future.
Right when I do that, ghost trans-Pacific wife who is calling me a fucking webcam.
Oh, yeah, you see, this is what I get for fucking being sympathetic in any kind of capacity to the fucking people on here on my goddamn broadcast.
drink oh not a webcomic a weed comic I would never watch this shit, dude.
I would never watch this shit.
Director Oshi is a shit.
Hold on, we did six minutes.
All right.
That's good enough.
I would never watch this shit.
Like, I know Ghost in the Shell is on YouTube.
I would never watch this shit.
Okay.
I mean, I just wouldn't.
This is not something that I have any interest in at all or even find even remotely entertaining.
I'm sorry.
All right.
I'm sorry.
Oh, God.
All right.
All right.
Let's go ahead.
And why do I know it's on YouTube?
Shut up.
It doesn't matter.
Hitler's dick requested this and he said, on the subject of kinks, trans Andy Milanakis goes to CoomCon, but for weeves.
Now, I want to be completely honest with you.
I don't believe in the whole theory.
This is my opinion.
So I'm not, I don't have any factual evidence that what I'm about to say about Andy Milanakis.
So let me just go ahead and put that up forward.
But let me tell you something.
I personally believe that Andy Milanakis, you know, I don't know.
I don't know if he is a woman or not, but this whole bullshit that he has this kid voice for the rest of his life is bullshit.
I'm sorry, in my opinion.
It's fucking bullshit.
All right.
And he's just a fat-looking lesbian.
And in my personal opinion, he either show cock and balls or you're fucking, you're a female, dude.
I'm sorry.
That's what I'm going to assume.
I don't know that.
I do not know that about Andy Milanakis.
I do not know that.
But for fucking Christ's sake, you know, stop bullshitting us, okay?
And by the way, I don't know if this is Andy Milanakis.
Hitler's dick is just trying to show us some fucking shit.
Four-Eyed Feminine Anime Sucker00:16:02
Here it is.
Wait a minute.
There's cockpits leaked of fucking Andy Milanakis.
I don't want to see him.
Never mind.
I don't want to see him.
Hello.
Oh, my God.
I mean, you couldn't fucking frame the goddamn shout out.
We had to see your fucking impoverished, ethnic fucking home for fuck's sake.
You see, Casey Meestad made this happen.
You know, he thinks that he could put some fucking shitty ass fucking makeshift hip-hop bullshit that you could get for free on YouTube and hello.
And just it'd be this.
I just, I fucking hate what's happened to content creation.
I've just, I just hate.
I just hate it.
I just hate it.
This reminds me of when I went to Anime California.
Currently in the show floor looking for my sponsors.
I mean, I can't believe, dude, pause this.
I sincerely cannot believe that people go to cons like this in mass.
I sincerely cannot believe this.
And every time I see some kind of first-person perspective of a con, it's just a bunch of fucking idiots walking around.
And what are the vendors selling?
I mean, what are they?
What are they selling?
They're like pristine fucking 40-year-old virgin, no debt in the box, fucking figurines and shit.
I mean, what the fuck?
What the actual fuck?
Play it.
Sponsors, there's a lot of good stuff here.
I'm excited.
Whoa, what is that?
What is that?
Is that like two little legends right here?
It really is though.
Whoa, whoa, I'm just rolling out here with heavenly control, dude.
Oh, you almost got my I know.
Nigga, you got my camera with this?
No, you had the better one because you're rich and I'm poor.
Look at this.
This substitutes for social interaction for many of these fucking losers.
All right, I'm getting it now.
You see how, I don't know, I guess fucking Mexican Melanakis over here is interacting with this black man.
And you can tell the black man is like, you know, kind of a social reject from his own demographic.
So they find solace in this ridiculous anime weeb shit.
I get it.
I guess this is like this fake social interaction that happens at Comic-Cons.
And not to mention, lest we forget that we've got all these dumbass slut bags who dress up in these fucking cosplay outfits showing tits and ass that are independently charging.
And to be honest with you, if I was the Comic-Con or the WeebCon or whoever is organizing this, I would be there charging bitches that are dressed in scantily clad, like weeb outfits.
I would charge them more or tell them that we deserve a cut of the money that you're getting from charging photos with you and these fucking idiots.
You know that?
I'm not even joking around.
I'm not even joking around.
What the fuck is this?
Especially when there are many, many.
Oh, Christ.
Meanwhile, in Switzerland.
All right.
All right.
Look, I'm trying to make a point here, dude.
Play the shit.
Ready?
Yeah.
Are you going to do some heart?
Is it recording?
Oh, wait a minute.
Hold on.
Why are they doing this kink shit here?
Isn't this supposed to be like weeb, like kids, like innocent?
Why are they doing this now?
Oh, do you want to do harder?
Why are they doing this?
I'm letting you decide.
I'm a big fan.
Oh, my God.
How many times do you get this?
In different levels, I guess?
Okay.
Okay.
This is horrible.
This is so horrible.
Okay.
Oh, shoot.
It's a problem.
Huh?
Want me to go harder then?
Do your heart is 436.
Hold on, wait a minute.
Yen text, don't call me a fucking idiot.
I don't know this shit.
Do you think that I actually fucking watch hentai or any of this fucking crap?
Are you fucking kidding me?
You're fine.
Fine.
Okay, go, go.
Really?
Steve Jobs?
You should.
My god, it's Steve Jobs.
And then you fucking people that are out here watching this shit wonder why that I think that you fucking people that watch this shit are fucking losers and that you're just fucking wasting your lives and wasting your energies on this bullshit.
Look at this black bitch right here.
She is laughing at this fool like, yeah, look at this.
Another sucker, baby.
Another sucker.
Look at me.
I'm putting these bras and shit that these bitches be wearing under the cosplay.
You know what I'm saying?
Look at this motherfucker.
He looking right at me.
This motherfucker, another sucker, baby.
You understand?
Yeah.
All right, play it.
Kimwich.
What a great turnout.
I know, right?
Dude, yes, dude.
Yeah, so we are theater where they're doing their opening thing.
He's the YouTuber.
I'm not even a guest.
I've never filled up my form for guests, but then just fill it up.
There's people here.
And this should be interesting.
And I saw my favorite person, Harriet Sugarcooking.
Opening Ceremony.
Very excited to bring it sugar cookie.
Wait, look at these.
You know what?
Let's be honest.
Okay, let's be honest.
Any bitch that goes to these cons are typically, on a scale from one to ten, are typically like three, fours, or fives.
Okay, the other reason they're coming here is because they know they can put all that glopping makeup on and spackle and all kinds of layers of bullshit because of the cosplay.
And they all of a sudden become tens to fucking dorks like this.
All right.
You women should be ashamed of yourselves.
I'm not even fucking joking.
You think that I don't see what you're fucking doing, you dumb bitches?
I know exactly what the fuck you're doing.
Every one of these dumb cunts that are out here dressed like some scantily clad anime bitch is doing this because she's a four or five, maybe a three on the goddamn scale from one to ten.
And they're just trying to make themselves look tens against fucking dorks that are going to be virgins until they're 30 years old.
Play the shit.
All right, play the shit.
We are legit just chilling.
He's doing his signing.
I'm waiting for Otaka Fi because he's going to be meeting us up a little bit later because we got to check into our Airbnb still.
But for right now, we're just chilling.
He's doing the signing.
It'll be pretty cool.
A signing of what?
A signing of.
I have to go pick up a package for Luke Complex and my sponsors.
Just put Hermsar.
I have to drop it off at the Google Cooler.
Sponsoring your four-eyed fucking over feminine anime.
Am I that cool?
Who the fuck is sponsoring?
Hanging out with Heavenly Controller.
We just had a drink.
Low-key lit, but you know, it's good.
It's good stuff.
Did you see her?
Yeah, she's right there.
I was like, a little overlaying, so I'm not gonna lie.
Just do it.
Just go.
Maybe I should have taken advantage of it.
What else am I supposed to say about this?
Oh, you should have.
But I mean, it was too dark.
The one and only overhaul.
Yeah, you know.
So I haven't, like, I was telling you, I haven't read the models.
I don't watch the anime song.
Oh, good.
I don't know how badass is your character.
Must be nice to be famous.
They hooked it up with a free coat.
I would have been joking.
Four-eyed idiot.
All right.
You're lucky you even got 7,000 people that wouldn't have even cared to look at this shit.
That's not good.
It's all good.
Woo!
Day one is done.
Yay.
Look at this guy.
He's a photographer.
He's a CEO.
He does it all.
Back to walking to the car.
God, why is my shit taking so long?
Notice he's all alone.
Anyways, all alone.
Just like animation.
Talking into some fucking camera.
And this was in 2018.
Look at it.
We got 25,000 fucking subscribers.
Obviously, he's probably comprised of all these people that attend these shitty cons.
This is your Airbnb.
I was at Weapons Grade, right?
I was at Weapons Grade.
I was hanging out in the booth.
And she was standing next to me because I forgot who wanted a picture with her.
And my heart was freaking pounding.
I was like, oh, my fucking God.
I'm done.
Steve Aoki, who is there, right?
Steve Aoki's like, I do.
Why don't you ask for a picture?
I was like, bro, I'm fucking sad.
Oh, now he knows Stevie Okee.
Look at this dude.
He's dropping names over here.
Steve Aoki.
All right, take this fucking fat piece of fucking four-eyed trash out of here.
Oh, yeah.
I was like kicking back, and Steve Aoki was like, Hey, go fucking go over there, go eat the pussy, dog.
And I was like, I don't know, dude.
You've got to be shitting me, dude.
All right.
Can we go to another?
Who the hell is next?
Oh, another ghost trans-Pacific waifu.
Another ghost trans-Pacific waifu who says, meanwhile, in Switzerland, oh, well, I can only imagine what goes.
What is this?
Oh, God.
Are we going to end this on this bullshit, dude?
Seriously.
Are we going to end this on this bullshit?
We just saw some fucking Andy Milanakis Mexican go to some stupid hentai shit.
And what are we going to end with here?
What is this?
What is this?
Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu.
Look at this.
Hentai-Otoku-Room-Tour.
Ja, ahoy, liebe Kinder.
Willkommen auf dem...
Dude, please just stop, dude.
Seriously.
I mean, I've had enough today, dude.
I've had absolutely enough today.
I've had absolutely enough today of this shit.
Seriously, I've had a horrible, dude.
Horrible fucking day today.
165.
This episode sucks a cock with it, dude.
I'm just going to make it official right now.
The episode 165 sucks a cock with it.
Play this shit.
Trans-Pacific Wife, ghost-trans-Pacific Wife, for the sake of sake.
I'm assuming this is Switzerland.
I'm assuming this is a switch to it, right?
I'm assuming this is a switch to it, right?
What damn is that Hakaruka Takahashi?
What damn is that Hakaruka Takahashi?
I'm assuming this is a switch to it, right?
Oh, it's German, dude.
I don't know any of these f***ing immigrant languages.
35 kilos are they?
No, I think it's about 10 kilos.
What are we supposed to gather from this?
You know, what kind of significant other is this idiot supposed to come by being obsessed?
I mean, this has to do, in my opinion.
I mean, we go into people that are this obsessed with anime and hentai and fucking bronies and shit.
I guarantee you that psychotropic drugs is going to be a constant in that.
I guarantee it.
I GUARANTEE!
Oh, and now he's trying to show me if he gets fit over here.
This guy, look at this.
Trying to get his Arnold Schwarzenegger in the house.
He's Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Seriously, I'm fucking done with this shit.
I'm done.
I'm fucking done.
I mean, look at what I'm looking at right now.
Look at this obsessive moron with this anime shit.
Look at what I'm looking at now!
Oh, God!
Ah, dude, what the fuck, what the fuck, man.
Hey, Ghost, just tuned in here's a palate cleanser.
Sing it loud and proud with me, Ghost.
Also, I bought some of those relaxation diazepam pills you were promoting.
You were given.
I feel so fucking chilled out, man.
Wait a minute, what are you talking about, diaspora?
What are you talking about, dude?
I don't pop pills.
Can we play this just a little bit more?
Jesus f***ing Christ I mean, look at this obsessive moron!
You can't tell me.
Pause this shit.
You can't tell me that fucking psychotropic drugs have nothing to do here.
You can't tell me that shit.
You can't tell me that shit!
What's outside, you fucking sick?
I could go outside the anime character.
Look at these.
He looks like anime cocks.
I mean, seriously, I just want this shit to be done.
I just want this show to be done.
Woke Millennial drop the diamond.
Call the police on this guy.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
And, yeah, Dominic, or whatever.
She's just out there.
The only one out there.
Oh god, please dude.
Play Hitler's Dick Little Pony00:09:21
I have a glass.
There's a glass.
No, you need to be a carrot.
No, I'm not a carrot.
I'm a carrot.
I'm a gross.
Jesus Christ.
We've only done three minutes of this stupid fucking video.
This guy's wearing undies under that stupid fucking dress he's wearing.
You forgot my second video.
I didn't fucking forget your video.
I got the Canadian.
I got the.
No, I didn't fucking.
You need to go back, dude.
I played three videos of yours today, dude.
Straight up.
All right.
Play.
Dude, look.
Nobody donate to me anymore, dude.
I'm done.
I'm fucking done.
All right.
As a matter of fact, I'm pausing donos right now.
Look, pause, pause the lip.
Pause the shit.
There it is.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Pause the fucking shit.
Jesus fucking.
I can't take anymore.
If you're gonna donate, they're paused.
It's over.
Okay, I'm done with this fucking program tonight.
I am talking to this.
This fucking crap.
This fucking garbage.
I'm done.
Okay?
I'm done.
If you're gonna donate any donations after this, Any donations after this, we're gonna fucking do them fucking Thursday.
I'm done, man.
I'm fucking done.
Look at this.
I gotta fucking put them with this shit and two other fucking donuts.
You've got to be fucking shitting me.
I'm fucking done.
I'm tapping out.
I'm fucking tapping the fuck out.
Let's skip the ten donuts.
Why do I need to skip the 10 minutes?
This is fucking dumb.
This is so fucking dumb, dude.
This is so fucking dumb.
Anyway, I got two more donos, and I am out of here.
I am out of here.
I am out for fuck's sake, man.
This is all I've been subjected to.
The donos are paused.
Do not donate anymore.
Any donations from now on are not going to show up and we'll fucking play them the next fucking show.
For fuck's sake.
Oh, yeah.
You see, this just gets better and better.
Take a look.
Hitler's fucking dick.
Hitler's fucking dick is annexed again and said, oh, so I heard you like ponies, huh?
I'm done, dude.
The donos are paused.
Don't donate.
Okay, please.
Seriously, I'm done, dude.
I am fucking done.
All right, look.
I can see what I'm about to fucking look at here, okay?
The donos are paused.
Play Hitler's dick fucking little pony video.
What is this bitch talking about?
Hey, everybody.
It's Tani Saran here with Naughty Daddies, and today I want to show off another tale.
So, whether you're embarking on pet play or whether you just want real absolutely precious tail pleasure as something to kind of enhance your fantasy, whether it's BDF or fantasy!
Look, pause this shit!
You see this shit!
Fantasy!
Everybody infatuated with fantasy!
Give me a fucking break!
Fantasy!
Play the shit, man!
You are just playing with yourself.
So, I previously had done the tail waggers.
The dodos are paused!
Oh, what?
Very, very pretty.
This is a 85-inch tail.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Pause this shit.
You have got to be shitting me.
This is not.
Women aren't doing this, right?
This is for fucking fruit bowls that think that they're ponies that could sit there and act like a little effeminate fruit whenever they're in their sexual liaison and stick this up their ass like they have a fucking tail or some shit.
Don't tell me that bitches are actually fucking accommodating this shit for any of these fucking freak shows.
Don't tell me that shit.
You've got to be shitting me.
You have got to be shitting me.
Just fucking play the fucking shit, please.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Beautiful curling rainbow hair.
And what I like about this is you're able to brush it.
You're able to form it.
Oh, do you brush it while it's up your ass?
Do you brush it while it's inserted into your asshole?
So because this has that really long hair, you really don't need to worry.
And I'm like pulling at this.
This silicone also has a lot of money.
Oh, God, dude.
What have we got?
My sweetest.
Actually, very, very firm.
Which is kind of nice.
If you use a smaller plug, I would say about two to three fingers.
If you can do that comfortably, then you will be able to play with this a little bit more.
Tail up that one.
Fucking ass!
Jesus Christ!
And then again, like I mentioned before.
Just a four-minute review of the shit.
Someone can kind of play with the tail.
Yeah.
It's not going to bend the entire plug inside of you.
But also.
Oh, just in case you're sitting down, you can sit down with this up your ass safely.
That's great.
Make sure you use a wolf.
That's fucking great.
Give me my dress.
I was actually able to wear this for a while, which is nice.
Normally, I get a lot of shit showed.
Man, 165, man.
I told you not to mess with me.
But you fucking fucking idiots with your fucking teeth.
You're fucking cyber verbin.
With your fucking teeth.
I'm a big fan of it.
So, although...
It's fucking everywhere, man!
You're fucking verbin.
You really don't want to get the hair oily, looby.
Oh, oily or looby.
The base kind of portrays it.
Oily or luby.
...of the part that's actually penetrating you, and keep it clear.
There's no way to wash the hair portion of this.
It's coming loose and the whole thing falling apart.
So, you want to keep it clear for a long time to keep that easy.
Looby.
As firm as this is, as beautiful as it is, it will eventually come out.
But this overall is a really, really awesome shit.
I'm tired, dude.
I said, the dodos are paused.
The dodos are paused, all right?
Any dodo is not going to show up.
And we're going to play them on a next fucking show.
Something I did notice with this, because of the squishy base, if you kind of tighten your ass a little bit, what?
Like the littlest bit of a bump or a movement, but this doesn't wag or dude.
This bitch is talking about squeezing your sphincter while this is inserted in your crumb.
Overall, though, I've been really dirty dad with a diamond.
She has to use a butt plug because no one wants it.
Yeah, no shit.
It's so cute.
No shit.
I'm telling you, every time this bitch blows apart, it's my fear of play or whether you like things a little bit more.
And I bet you they're the stakiest fucking smells that you can even imagine.
It smells like somebody crawled up in there and died.
Why?
This bitch is fucking inserting fucking tail butt plugs in there for at least six to twelve hours a day or some shit.
Awesome.
And I can't wait to review much more tails with you soon.
Bye.
All right, get this shit out.
Jesus Lord.
I mean, Jesus fucking Lord, dude.
Jesus.
Oh, my God.
I don't even know what to say after that, dude.
I don't even know what to say after that.
And yeah, somebody noticed.
No shit.
Fucking look at this.
YouTube verified with a check mark over here.
But I'm the bad guy.
I'm the big bad wolf of the internet, for Christ's sake.
I'm the one that's out here being banned from all kinds of platforms because, oh, he says something for Christ's sake.
Jesus fucking Christ.
I'm the victim, dude.
Getting The Fuck Out Of Here00:12:33
You see that?
I'm the fucking victim over here.
But you see, because I'm not some jogger, all right, that's out here.
Never mind.
I shouldn't even be saying this.
I'm a little fucking inebriated.
All right.
Anyway, we got Fudge Capitalist here.
Fudge Capitalist with one more.
Okay, like I said, the donos are paused.
I'm done with them.
And it says, hey, ghost, just tuned in.
Here's a palate cleanser.
Sing it loud and proud with me, ghost.
Also, bought some relaxation Diasopram pills that you were promoting.
I was not promoting any of that shit, dude.
I don't, I don't know what this guy's talking about, but I doubt, seriously, doubt that this is going to be a palate cleanser.
All right.
Oh, well, maybe not.
Look at this.
Oh, look at this.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I'm on Smokeo.
No, shit.
What a palate cleanser is right.
What the fuck?
Take this fucking hat off.
I'M ON SMOKING!
The Queensland are sad.
Here, I'm getting another fucking bowl going on.
I'm on Smoke.
Purchase the top of his milk crate throne.
He hid me off his eye throws.
And then he said, I'm on Smoke.
So leave me alone.
I'm on Smokehod.
So leave me alone.
I'm on Smarco.
So leave me alone.
I'm on Smargo.
No!
I'm on Smargo.
So leave me alone.
I'm on Smoke.
Leave me alone.
I'm on Smarto.
So leave me alone.
I'm on Smargo.
So leave me alone.
Get hold of the marine, baby.
That's what I'm talking about.
That's Tuesday morning.
I'm on Smoke.
I've got some amusing to do.
But all I get is elevator music waiting on the line on hold all the time.
All I get is elevator music waiting on the line.
No fucking lead singer.
I can't even tranny, dude.
Shut the fuck up about Tranny.
All right, I've had enough of that.
Fucking talk about Tranny.
My show does not turn people into Tranny.
Shut the fuck up.
Fuck, man.
For fuck's sake.
Tired of this shit, dude.
Another fucking smoke.
I'm on Smarto.
So leave me alone.
I'm on SmartDart.
So leave me alone.
I'm on Smoke.
I need an Imperials.
Leave me alone.
I'm on Smoke.
I need more.
Jesus Christ.
I'm on Smoke.
I'm like, fuck.
All right.
All right.
Anyway, thank you very much.
That was a palette lenser there, Fudge Capitalist.
All right.
I appreciate it.
Here, let me take a fucking get a beer here.
Once again, the donos are paused.
And I want to tell you all something right now.
I really don't appreciate what the fuck 165, episode 165, has fucking culminated to.
You know, what did I do?
I tried to be a nice guy.
I tried to incorporate the calls with the goddamn videos.
And it was just a non-stop cluster fuck into some fucking deviant, disgusting, non-family entertainment, which is what I, the content I produce, you know, it's just non-stop cluster fuck.
All right.
And I really don't appreciate it whatsoever.
All right.
You guys should give me fucking more respect.
I deserve more respect.
Give me my goddamn drink.
Alright.
What I'm going to do here, I'm not doing, fuck you.
I'm not doing radio graffiti, you fucking pieces of crap.
Are you fucking joking me?
I mean, have you even seen what happened tonight?
Do you see the fucking mess that I had to fucking deal with?
And by the way, isn't this like 10 hours?
Are we like at 10 hours or some shit?
9 or 10.
We're already at like 10 hours or some kind of bullshit like that.
All right?
We're already at like 10 fucking hours.
So excuse the fuck out of me if I'm fucking, I'm done with it for Christ's sake.
All right.
I'm fucking done with it.
All right.
I'm serious.
All right.
All you guys out here, look, I appreciate you coming out here.
And I appreciate you fucking listening to the broadcast.
But by God, episode 165, don't mess with me.
I don't think I'm ever going to forget this one, dude.
I don't think I'm ever going to forget this one, dude.
This is, this is.
Oh, God.
This has been fucking horrible.
This has been fucking horrible.
I'm not even joking around.
This has been fucked up.
And I don't ever want to forget.
I don't even want to.
I don't want to remember this is what I meant to say.
You see, I'm so fucked up.
I don't even want to remember this shit.
Okay.
So anyway, I'm going to get the fuck out of here.
And I will be here.
I don't know if I'll, you know what?
I'm going to be honest with you.
I know that I always say that I'm going to be here Thursday, 8:30 p.m. ish Central Standard Texas time.
But by God, what the fuck you motherfuckers have done to me today, it is just something that I can't fucking underscore how much that this stupid fucking show is going to stay with me.
I'm not even kidding around.
All right, give me a drink.
All right.
And by the way, I think I do got a thousand lemons, right?
At least 1,100 lemons that I got to give away here.
All right.
So I think I guess I got to fucking piss goblin.
Don't do donos.
The donos are paused.
Okay.
They're paused.
Okay.
All right.
I'm getting out of here.
I'm about to fucking open up the treasure chest.
Any donos that are connected are fucking done up to this point.
They're not going to be shown.
They're going to be shown next show, which I don't know.
It may be Thursday.
It may be Saturday.
Who the fuck knows?
All right.
Anyway, let me go ahead.
We got 1,100 lemons that are about to be distributed here on episode 165.
Unfucking believable.
So is everybody ready?
Once again, I want to remind everybody to please let us know how many lemons you've got in the chat room, and I will give you the top five lemon getters here once the lemons are distributed.
So here we go.
Is everybody ready?
Hold on, one more drink of beer.
All right.
We already gave away 2,200 lemons earlier in the broadcast.
And I think I did that in about hour four or five.
Now, I don't know.
I think this is, I think this is hour 10, if I'm not mistaken.
I think we're at like a 10 hours.
Here we go.
Let's distribute them right now.
All right.
They are now distributed.
Once again, folks, 1,100 lemons.
I'd like for you to please post however many lemons that you've got.
Don't donate anymore, folks, because the donations are paused.
I am done with this episode.
This has been a fucked up fucking episode.
And anybody who laughed and had any kind of fucking, you know, any kind of glee, any kind of joy listening to the fucking episode tonight, you guys are fucking soulless pricks.
All right, what do we got here?
We got fuck ghost moderators with 145 lemons.
We've got Naroll with 83 lemons.
Aurohora with 60 lemons.
Woke Millennial with 48 lemons.
And Pettus with 40 lemons, dude.
All right.
We've given away the lemons.
I got to get the fuck out of here.
What a fucking show, dude.
What a fucking show.
I'm not kidding, dude.
165.
I'm never going to forget this show.
Because first of all, I tried to intertwine calls in between the videos.
And I don't know, the videos have gotten worse and worse.
They've gotten worse and worse.
Anyway, I'm going to try to be here, okay, this Thursday, 8.30 p.m. Central Standard Texas Time.
So make sure to spread it around the internet and throughout the world and let everybody know because we don't get no help from any of these social media out here.
As a matter of fact, I don't have social media.
I don't believe in social media.
I've been banned from all social media.
All right.
So the only social media that you can consider is fucking YouTube.
And YouTube, I think I'm just barely over my, you know, banned period where I can start making content again.
So I don't know if I'm going to be streaming over there or what I'm going to be doing.
But other than that, ghost.report is the website, folks.
Okay.
Ghost.report is the website.
I know I haven't really updated it as of late, but it'll be updated.
I got to get my act together, dude.
I got a lot of shit to do.
I mean, just take a look at today.
I've a 10-hour show.
10-hour show.
And then I've got to go and get done with whatever the hell I'm doing in my life.
And then on top of which, all the other shit that I've got to do.
So I got a lot of fingers and a lot of pies.
And that's why it's a little difficult for me to do some shit.
All right.
Anyway, thank you all for listening.
And hey, engineer, I just want to take this time to tell you that you've also done a good job because, oh, Jesus Christ, I'm sorry, engineer.
But I have said when you have not been here that I would replace you with some kind of an immigrant.
I think that you've done a great job tonight.
And I want to say cheers to the engineer.
So, all right, cheers to you, engineer.
Really do appreciate it, dude.
Seriously, I really do appreciate it.
Anyway, folks, once again, I'll try to be here Thursday, 8:30 p.m. Central Standard Texas time, right here on D Live.
And look, even though D Live doesn't want to give me the whole partner thing or whatever the case might be, I really do genuinely appreciate that D Live does host my live stream.
So I do want to give them some credit for that.
Cheers to them and cheers to all of you for listening, which makes it even more important.
So cheers to all you guys.
Setting Record Straight Before Go00:01:12
And yeah, dude, shut up.
Dude, I don't want.
Look, before I go, I do want to set the record straight.
I really don't appreciate you people that are trying to insinuate that people that listen to my show become trans because of my show.
Okay, look, I don't understand why trans people listen to the broadcast.
I mean, it could be the manly dominance that I'm throwing around this fucking internet like it ain't shit.
It could be a lot of things, okay?
But either way, dude, don't insinuate that.
Don't even make that some kind of a reference or meme or some shit because I'm not turning anybody trans.
All right, dude, fuck off.
All right.
Yeah, fuck you, chat, dude.
You see this?
Fuck you, dude.
All right.
I'm done.
I'm done.
Fuck all of you people that are out here fucking making a big joke about me and my show turning people into trans.