Ghost hosts a chaotic Thanksgiving special where he rejects explicit donations, confronts white nationalists like Nick Fuentes, and defends his Jewish heritage against antisemitic claims. He plays controversial clips ranging from Mao propaganda to racist Looney Tunes while battling technical glitches and chat spam. Ultimately, after receiving a YouTube suspension for policy violations triggered by viewer requests, Ghost threatens to leave the platform entirely unless the audience stops donating "$18.66 buckers" and ceases their harassment. [Automatically generated summary]
Ghost, we were about to approach you with the engineer stated on section B. Paragraph 1.
What's going on, man?
And look, we're already getting damn donos.
Give me a break.
It's episode 120 of the Ghost Show.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
It's my Thanksgiving special.
Ha ha ha.
Go ahead and spread it around the internets and throughout the world and let everybody you know, let them all know that the Ghost Show is live and in effect.
And we are in the house, episode 120.
And you know, you know, it's my Thanksgiving special, folks.
So you know what to do.
You know what to do.
Spread it around like wildfire.
Spread it across the internet.
You're damn right.
I'm conducting a show live on Thanksgiving night.
This is Ghost Thanksgiving special.
And we've already got people donating up in here before the damn show starts.
Episode 120, baby.
Spread it around the internet.
We're providing family entertainment out here.
You're damn right, folks.
Family entertainment here on the Ghost Show.
Episode 120 Ghost's Thanksgiving special.
I'm looking forward to it.
I sure as hell hope you are too.
I sure as hell hope you are.
We have no engineer here.
We've got no engineer here for Christ's sake.
So we're doing everything on our own.
The engineer has the day off.
And who the hell just said this?
Happy Thanksgiving whore.
Time to dance.
She's got an extra cent.
Look, I told you guys no more $18.66 bucker, but you guys just don't.
You don't listen to anybody.
We haven't heard from hand me the recap piggy.
It turns out that after another bullshitting incident, Ghost discovered he was once again the victim of bad spaghetti.
Fuck off.
All right, I'm going to talk to you about why I've been missing some shows here.
Let me just redo some of these donos that we had here coming in before the show.
Look at this, another $18.66 bucker for Christ's sake, man.
Oh, yeah.
We're about to replace you with the engineer as stated on section B.
The damn talent, you piece of crap.
Type GX on the chat to hail ghost.
Yeah, all right, that's great.
Look at this.
My chemical romance live in Texas.
Are they really live in Texas?
Fucking meme magic, dude.
Fucking meme magic.
That's all I gotta say.
Twirty Wordy.
Cover the crypto market.
Well, I'll try to cover the crypto markets, man.
It's Thanksgiving night.
I'm trying to provide some family entertainment out here.
Of course, we're being bombarded by damn dumb puhewe.
Hey, Lee Kwang, how do you like Truck Now?
You will fuck America for centuries for what you have done.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Free Hong Kong, baby.
Free Hong Kong, Lee Kwang.
How you like that shit?
Free Hong Kong.
What is this?
IMath hurt.
Fuck off.
I'm not a damn furry, you idiot.
All right.
Hey, look, there's Twerty Wordy.
Look, cover the crypto markets.
Look, I'll cover the crypto markets in just a second, okay?
First and foremost, I want to let everybody know the reason that I haven't been on here is because I had a little bit of an injury while in process of training for gaming.
Now, for you folks that don't know, I've got a gaming tutor and Jesus Christ.
I told you guys, no, $18.66, but of course, you fucking idiots aren't going to listen.
So what difference does it make?
What's up, Eastern Time?
Welcome, Ghost, and happy Thanksgiving.
Punctuality.
Thank you very much.
I'm sorry, man.
You know, I just had to take an Adam's shift before I came on here.
I had to take an Adam's shift.
Cheers, Ghost, and happy Thanksgiving.
Thank you, Ashley.
Hopefully, yours was better than mine.
I'll spare you the details, but my dad's a giant contractor.
Oh, that sucks.
So, yeah, long day, and very happy to see you at the end of it.
Thank you very much, Ashley.
Happy Thanksgiving to you, man.
Cheers to you.
And what is this?
I love voice.
Can you stop making me say this dumb shit?
Okay?
Stop making me say this ridiculous nonsense.
There's ST Mike the meme jewelry.
Happy explosive Thanksgiving in Texas.
Yeah, fuck you about the chemical plant that's exploding for you folks that are unaware.
How about them cowboys?
I don't want to talk about the fucking cowboys, all right?
They suck, all right?
Jason Garrett sucks a cock with it, okay?
What else you gotta say?
Hey, ghost, did you see Sacked Prescott get murdered at home last year?
I don't want to talk about it.
I know you fucking idiot for gonna rub it in my face about the cowboys.
I don't want to talk about it.
Hong Kong are CIA niggers and Chinese are not human.
China needs to be balkanized and most of it taken by based monkeys.
Come on.
Death to China and death to America.
Also, you will $3.66 buckers, just like you did the money.
Ah, you know what, Tim McCrab, I don't know what the hell your problem is.
I don't know what your problem is, man, but you know, you're getting a little too fanatical.
Albin fell out of his wheelchair.
I'm not in a wheelchair, first of all, asshole, all right?
Jesus Christ, what?
Bitcoin is the future, and you all need to invest in it now while it's at a good price to buy in.
Twerty Wordy is exactly right.
Seriously, you have a great opportunity to expand your wealth right now.
Twerty Wordy is exactly right.
Twerty Wordy is exactly correct, okay?
Is exactly correct for Christ's sake.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
I don't condone whatever this dumb idiot just said.
This racist nonsense here.
Come on, man.
It's Thanksgiving.
I'm thankful Ghost will be thrown into the lake of fire on judgment.
Oh, there's Pastor Stephen.
Yeah, that's what I think.
Twelvey Gabbard feet.
Tulsi Gabbard feet.
Texas Go Boom.
Look at these fucking trolls, dude.
This is supposed to be Thanksgiving.
They're happy that there's a chemical explosion in Texas.
All right, what's going on, Kans abuser?
You did say no, $18.66 Donnos, but you didn't say no $25 video shares.
I promise you'll like it.
I doubt it.
I doubt it for Christ's sake.
Through scapes of murmur, noisy walls of sound.
Without a starlit night, short.
Ghost quotes.
When the hell did I ever say that, fruity crap?
Without a guiding light, you see no ways.
When the hell did I ever say that, fruity garbage?
I mean, give me a damn break.
All right, look, I think we've got the chat thing squared away on the stream, folks.
I don't know what the hell's going on with the chat stream, but I never said any of that fruity stuff.
Oh, God.
It happened again.
I just soiled my wheelchair.
All right, look, dude, that's enough of this stuff, alright?
First of all, no more of the fucking I'm in a wheelchair jokes.
No more $18.66 bucker, okay?
Let me talk for a minute because I definitely wanted to say something here, okay?
I've been in intense gaming training, okay?
I've got a gaming tutor, and look, we went on from the game that we were playing.
We're going on to other games, and I was in an intense gaming session, and because of the level of fingering, you know, the type of fingering that one has to conduct when doing PC gaming, I unfortunately, something just happened to my goddamn arm, okay?
It started off in my arm, and then it just, it was like an intense pain in my shoulder.
And unfortunately, I got injured during an intense gaming session.
And I'm not even joking around, man.
My shoulder felt like I was in an accident or something.
All right, look at a Texas fireworks display.
Look, shut up about the chemical plant that's blown up in Texas.
That's not funny, alright?
I'm thankful that I'm Sterl Rinning over Hong Kong and that your puny territory is on fire for your surly capital.
All right, whatever, you idiot, all right?
Free Hong Kong, all right?
Hey, ghost.
Is it true when you were in Vietnam, you celebrated Thanksgiving by gang raping and murdering me?
You fucking asshole.
No, you just shut up.
Please, all right?
Just shut up for Christ's sake, alright?
You're a sick bastard, Alexander the Resurrection.
And there's Captain Hook.
I'm interested in the wild pig problem you have in Texas.
You ever go hunting them?
Occasionally, occasionally, all right?
It was this Capitalist Chris Ghost Thanksgiving.
Smoked me a 10-point buck Tuesday.
Managed to smoke a feral hog as well, since I know they terrorize everything.
Hope it brings the lean hog stock up.
No shit.
Cheers to Capitalist Chris, by the way.
Long time no see man.
No, oh God.
It happened again.
I broke my arm fingering men at 18.
Fingering men.
Look, shut up, dude.
I'm serious, man.
I got a serious injury during some intense gaming training.
And it, like, fucked me up, dude.
I fingered my tutor.
Listen to me.
Listen.
The intense fingering that I've got to conduct when doing some intense gaming training fucked up my shoulder, dude.
Guys, 18.66 is in play tonight.
No, it's not, dude.
Please.
Oh, Dot.
And don't forget, Ghost is uncut and has some funky-smelling dick cheese osli toys.
Wait, wait, hold on.
Whoa, whoa, wait a minute.
No, I did not.
I'm not.
Wait, hold on just a second.
No, no, no.
That's untrue.
Sacked Pickett Skit should open up a bakery with Lamus Louston cause.
They give up tons of turnovers.
Dude, listen, Aaron Brongo.
I don't want to talk about the cowboys, okay?
You fucking idiots are twisting the knife.
I get it.
I don't want to talk about it.
Hey, ghost.
What's up, my boy C?
Good Thanksgiving is for me.
My family are just finishing dessert.
My dad and I are getting drunk, and he made a Guinness Fear pumpkin.
That's what I'm talking about, dude.
Thank you.
Cheers to my boy C. Thank you very much for the 25 and happy Thanksgiving to you, Can's Abuser.
Even though Can's Abuser was being a little bit of a prick.
A Texas Chernobyl.
And for you folks that are wondering why the hell that you're getting all these goddamn Texas speeches as it relates to Texas, Texas on fire, Texas fireworks, we're having a major chemical fire out in East Texas, and you know, these trolls, they think because I live here that I should burn with the fire or something.
What is it?
Look, no more $18.66.
Fuck you, Americans, for what you did to China.
Free Hong Kong, baby.
Free Hong Kong.
How do you like those apples?
Go worship Winnie the Pooh and shut up.
Jackler.
I'm going to eat turkey because why the fuck not?
Days.
Oh, that's right.
It's been pretty good, alright?
I'll tell you, I had a lot of food today, Jackler.
I am thankful for you.
Hey, there's Duva, dude.
Thank you for bringing me joy with your content.
Even though I talk shit, you're my favorite Vietnam cripple.
Here is a song to help capture the spirit of Smallpox Giving Day.
Smallpox Giving Day?
Dude, that's fucked up, man.
Tune in for Black Friday Special, where we'll have 75% off all the time.
What the fuck you talking about, man?
Black Friday Special.
Are you shitting me?
Give me a fucking shit.
Don't listen to whatever the hell this idiot just texts a speech.
Don't listen to this moron when he just texts a speech.
Joe's Cock Emporium.
What's up, man?
Oh, yeah.
I own a business called Joe's Cock Emporium that specializes in selling and trading roosters.
If you invest in my business, you will be rich.
Sincerely, Joe's Cock Emporium.
This guy wants me to invest in a couple of cocks for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
What is this?
I finger my nerves.
What the hell?
You fucking piece of shit.
Who the fuck made me said that?
And look, here's two.
There's fucking Jamie Williamson.
Jamie fucking Williamson.
You guys, dude.
All right, you guys, dude.
You fucking guys, man.
And look, hands abuser.
Thank you for the 25.
I'll get to your goddamn video in a second.
I need to talk a little bit.
I need to talk a little bit.
And look, right when I said, look, there's Tim McCrab.
Tim McCrab over here.
Yeah, thank you very much.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Tariq Nasheed.
End your show, bitch.
No one cares about you.
What are you talking about?
I'm here on Thanksgiving night there, Tariq Nasheed.
All right, when I should be kicking back with my family, I'm out here.
I'm broadcasting to the people.
All right, what is this?
Eight fiery wheelchairs in Texas.
Listen, shut up about the Texas fires.
It's not funny, all right?
It's not funny.
It was not me.
Remember to prepare for the Black Friday Gladiator Rumble tomorrow.
Disgusting Disney Plus Talk00:15:08
I know I. Jesus Christ.
I'm looking forward to all that footage.
You got it right, Marshall Bernsey.
We have discussed the explosion at the Texas chemical plant was caused by a faulty computer connected to the main control panel.
The Corsair I-160 shot it off after alcohol was spilled out.
All right, fuck you.
That's my computer, you idiot.
S and whoa!
$100 bill, M. Cook, baby!
Making it rain on you, trolls on this Thanksgiving night, man!
Like a boss.
Cheers to M Cook, man!
Ola Phantasma, happy turkey day.
Using George Soros' voice, can you say, Alex Jones, here, the bone broth is mine?
I'll do that.
Achieved boners from the Supermale Vitality are mine.
Indeed.
The gay frogs are Alex Jones.
Your bone broth is mine.
Ghosts are not.
Your Superman vitality is mine.
The rich man in Luke chapter 16.
Having a vision from God of being in the Oval Office with Tulsi Gabari, Pastor Steven Anderson, you're a sick freak, man.
You're a sick freak.
Hey, what is this?
Gray Steele, the Cowboys coach is an idiot.
He wasted his time outs before the two-minute warning.
Dude, I know, man.
Don't remind me.
And there's Fat Man 1945.
I went to my first Trump rally here in Florida.
It was fucking amazing.
No more.
You're damn right.
Trump 2020, baby.
Four more years.
Trump 2020.
You're damn right.
Four more years.
Four more years.
Cheers to Fat Man 1945, man.
He knows what's going on out here.
And we got Captain Hook.
By the way, did you hear Omar's a spy for Iran and Qatar?
Yes, I did.
I mean, I mean, you didn't know?
You didn't know?
Hey, what is this?
Tariq Nasheed.
All black people that listen to you are race traders.
Fuck you all.
Oh, come on.
I got a lot of blacks.
I got a lot of blacks.
Welcome back, bitch.
Where were you?
Did you pull a vagina muscle after your last show when you idiot?
Shut up.
Well, we know you've got our bitches.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Oh, Christ.
And you're Skunkler.
I bet ghosts' fingers smell like how the cowboys played today.
How many can you fit in your shit funnel?
Dude, that's disgusting, man.
You guys are getting sick.
Hey, look.
Especially when there are many.
I mean, come on, dude.
I mean, whoever finger me, daddy, are you fucking careful?
What kind of sick idiots are you, man?
All right.
This episode brought to you by Disney Plus.
Enjoy Ghostbusters.
You guys are retarded.
Excuse my French.
But you guys are mentally disturbed with this damn stupid Disney Plus.
How about them cowgirls?
Nigger.
First of all, you're a racist.
And secondly, I don't want to talk about the cowboys, all right?
I'm done with them.
They're done.
Happy Thanksgiving, ghost.
Hey, ghosts.
At least Prescott didn't get clapped like Aaron Rodgers versus the 49ers.
Lol.
Anyway, glad to have you back, and thank you for making the effort to be here.
Thank you, man.
I'm here on Thanksgiving night, baby, providing quality family entertainment, communists for Trump.
I hope that we can have a show with some real inspirational and useful discussion about this.
I'm trying, John S. specifically crypto instead of just the usual troll donation fee.
All right, well, we'll get to that in a second.
I'm trying, dude.
I'm trying.
Oh, look at Jenova Wolf for a $25 bill.
Happy Thanksgiving, my dude.
Cheers, man.
It's all good.
Also, I just learned there was a cigar shop not too far from where I live.
I might consider purchasing a Cuban cigar just to give you a bunch of people.
Well, I'm not too sure if you can buy a Cuban legally, Jenova.
I don't think you can legally purchase a Cuban.
Happy Family Day.
Can we change the name of Thanksgiving to Family Day?
I don't want to celebrate an absolute slaughter and genocide of Native Americans by the white man.
Okay, that's great.
Hey, look, there's Exgostion.
Look at me.
Fuck on me.
Look at.
What the hell?
What the hell is that, Exgostion?
Or that's not Extension.
That's not a Ghostion.
18 Cuck Cowboys in Buffalo Ranch.
Fuck off, dude.
All right.
Also, Happy Thanksgiving.
Despite me being a troll, your financial insight has helped me capitalize more.
Well I'm glad, Cans Abuser.
Gotta love scoring these big time contracts with the big players in media.
Never mind.
Well, there you go.
Look at Cam's abuser out here, man.
Look at that.
Cheers to you.
Hopefully, that you're in the house.
Fuck this race-baiting Kuhn Lol.
Oh, race baiters and fake gangbanging niggas make black people look bad.
Way to do-pilled porch monkey.
And somebody donated that for a dollar.
Cowboys cause the explosion.
Go shove it up your ass.
And somebody donated two bucks earlier.
Ghost Gaming Trainer.
Ghost Gamer Trainer.
Fuck off, dude.
All right.
I got intense gaming training.
Hey, Ghost.
Shout out to you, engineer, and the chat.
No request, but if you do end up playing some 18 hours, hosting.
Look at that.
Patiently waiting, man.
Host choice on that $18.66 bucker.
What is this?
I'm a hacker.
I'm a fat.
Fuck you.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Kyle Fingerler.
Just crazy.
Fingerless.
Ensure your fingernails are short.
Hard cleaning the shit from underneath your fingernails.
By the way, nobody has ever fingered me as good as you with your sausage fingers.
Skunkler 2020.
God, dude.
I hope that's not the real Amy Daly, man.
What is this Blazing Saddles in Texas?
And whoever the hell the exceptional detective is for two bucks.
I'm glad.
You are my favorite actor.
My flint days.
Finger me, Uncle.
Ah, fuck off, dude.
Man, this is getting disgusting.
Look, enough.
Look, that's about enough, all right?
Yay, you can.
It's been legal for a while, especially here in Georgia.
Oh, wow.
I didn't realize that Cubans were legal.
I didn't realize Cuban cigars were legal.
All right, man.
Well, cheers, dude.
Oliver Cuxwell.
Happy Thanksgiving, my nigga.
How was your Thanksgiving?
And what are you thankful for?
You know, I'm glad you asked that.
What am I thankful for?
I'm glad you asked that.
I'm doing a Steam code giveaway in the chat, and I wanted to make sure people knew.
Oh, well.
No strings attached.
First person to claim it gets whatever it happens to be.
Okay, well, whatever you're doing there, Man Bear Pig, and whoever the hell donated two bucks, intense gay men, fuck you, okay?
I got a gaming tutor out here.
Now, somebody's asking me, what am I thankful for on Thanksgiving?
I'm going to be completely honest.
I'm not thankful for anything.
And you want to know why?
Because everything that I have, everything that I've culminated in my life, everything that I've done, I've done on my own.
Nobody's ever said, hey, ghost, let me take you underneath my wing and let me show you how to do this.
Let me help you, ghost.
You know what I mean?
Let me try to do something for you, ghosts.
No, no, you know what?
Every time I've ever tried to do something in my life, people have tried to tear me down.
That have tried to put a boot in my neck.
All right.
And I don't have nothing to be thankful for.
All right.
Was it Tariq Nasheed, Duva?
Just remember that they will never respect you.
You will never be white.
Can you shut up, Tariq Nasheed?
All right.
Seriously, I'm not thankful for anything, man.
As a matter of fact, I didn't even have turkey today.
You want to know what me and Mrs. Ghost did?
Mrs. Ghost and I yesterday had a nice good drinking session last night because, of course, you know, it's Thanksgiving.
Nobody's working today.
And as a result, whoa!
What way to celebrate Thanksgiving than playing spooky Halloween stars?
Oh, Christ.
Spooky story.
Why Dusty Hates Mexicans?
Skip to 009 for the first time.
Well, thank you for the $30 bill there, 2012 fan.
We'll be playing some of these $18 and $25 in just a second.
But I want to tell you what me and Mrs. Ghost did, okay?
It's not joking.
I'm not joking around.
Say Reagan backwards.
Now, fuck off, dude.
All right.
Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is me and Mrs. Ghost were up late last night having a drinking session.
And when it was about two or three in the morning, I decided I'm a little hungry.
I guess we're going to start Thanksgiving early.
And I asked Mrs. Ghost to make, guess what I asked her to make?
Yay, Spaghetti!
Yay!
Thanks for making a video.
Cheers to Chandler due to vigorous cooming.
I do have an important question for you.
However, have you subscribed to Disney Plus yet?
Just shut up.
No, I have not, for Christ's sake, all right?
Hey, and I'll get to the videos in just a second there, Lee Kwang, all right?
And by the way, free Hong Kong.
How you like that?
Believe it or not, yesterday, or I should say early this morning, about four in the morning.
Yay, spaghetti.
I'm not joking.
Thank you.
You all need to be put on the sex offender registry.
Uh-oh.
You need to be.
Oh, no.
Oh, God.
It happened again.
I just soiled my wheel.
Engineer, come and clean me up before shit gets on my Sailor Moon body pillow.
Sailor Moon body pillow?
What the fuck is that?
Hey, what is this Deer Park barbecue?
Move over Dallas Barbecue.
Deer Park Barbecue is where it's at.
Blazing hot deer.
Shut up.
I know what you mean by that.
Hey, what is this Will Walsh, lazy boomer?
I'm here on Thanksgiving night there, Will Walsh, you dumb stupid son of a bitch.
What the hell are you talking about?
Senpai!
Will you please shut up with this Thanksgiving talk?
We need to talk about anime.
I don't give a flying fuck about them stupid, dumb anime movie.
Excuse my French.
But nobody gives a crap about animation except for some of you stupid Weebos, all right?
And what is this?
Fuck Hong Kong and say my name right?
Lee Kwang, Lee Kwang, Lee Pang, Lee, P-Pong Pang.
I don't know what the fuck your name is.
I'm sorry.
Breaking news.
Ghost Sun works for the Ukrainian deep state.
No, absolutely not, for Christ's sake, man.
Whoa!
We got somebody who entered the inner circle, baby.
Thanksgiving night!
Lone star!
Oh my god!
Thanksgiving night, baby!
In a place where I can pay for the entertainment support so you can declare war on Nick Fuentes, the Mexican racist.
You're damn right.
You're damn right.
Lone Star, I'm going to be emailing your email address.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Alright, Lone Star, I'm going to I'm going to be emailing your email that you used to pay the $300.
Ghost's Granny licking the big black tongue overflowing from Ghost Shop.
Sick son of a bitch.
Can you come on, dude?
And what is this?
Disney Gro stealing.
I don't want Disney Gross stealing.
I don't understand what the fuck that's supposed to mean.
What is that supposed to mean?
Kill all white men.
Murder them men and who the hell the Jamal Ginsburg?
Good God.
The future is ours.
White filth and traitors like Dova will have their eyes gouged out along with the family.
Hey, no, hey, dude, Duva's one of my blacks.
All right?
Duva's one of my blacks, for Christ's sake, man.
So don't go there.
What is this?
I jag off to and yeah, fuck off.
I'm not going to say that.
All right.
I'm not saying that.
Anyway, once again, Lone Star, whatever email address that you use to obtain the $300 inner circle slot, that's where I'm emailing.
You will receive an exclusive invitation to the inner circle chat room.
And by the way, Lee Kwang, do my video now, then talk and do others later.
Listen, all right?
Just calm down, Lee Kang.
I know that you're a communist and you think that just because you say something, I'm just supposed to bow down.
That's not how it works.
That's not how it works, okay?
Jesus freaking Christ, man.
I'm over here.
I've been gone for a week.
And like I said, the reason I was gone, folks, is because I had a major gaming injury while intensely doing some gaming.
All right.
I'm not even joking around, folks.
Give me two months.
All right?
Hey, Ghost, happy Thanksgiving.
Hey, thank you, Richard Petty.
I7-1 of them.
I'm a huge fan of yours.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate it, by the way, man.
Cheers to Richard Petty.
But as I was stating, folks, I've got an intense gaming tutor, and I was in some gaming training.
And the intense fingering that one has to do to be as good as I'm getting, I unfortunately got myself a pinched nerve or something, and it went from my arm to my shoulder.
And I'm telling you right now, folks, it seemed as if somebody like I like I got into a fucking accident or something.
And let me tell you, it's intense fingering that I have to conduct.
And what is this?
Yes, that's how it works.
You throw money at Americans and they jump like monkey jump now.
Fuck you, Lee Kwang.
I heard what you did to my son.
I demand you refund him the 300 he wasted on your inner shut up.
I would kick you so hard in the nuts, you would cough up your Amy Daly molded dildo using the body.
That's not Captain Destey's mother.
You assholes.
And what is this?
H to Hellfire Israel?
Oh, dude, come on.
What is this?
A Nick Flentece lover?
Huh?
Is that it?
Jesus Christ.
What is this?
Dova is one of your coons.
He is a coach.
He's one of my blacks.
Who are these people?
Where the hell do these black supremacists come from?
Oh, dude, that's fucked up.
That's fucked up, man.
All right, that is fucked up for Christ's sake.
Hello, there's ST Mike the Neme genie.
Now that's Thanksgiving is over.
It's time for Ghost's favorite holiday.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Let's just get through this holiday first.
What is this?
Why Disney Gers Need Me?
Everyone knows Disney Plus is the way to go for family entertainment.
Just shut up, asshole.
And what is this?
Ifinger Nee.
Merry Christmas Holiday Shift00:17:01
Fuck.
Dude, stop making me say dumb shit, man.
Hey, Ghost.
What do you think of the Sopranos?
Sopranos of Real.
Pretty good show, dude.
David Chase is a genius for a lot of people.
Good show great the music in it is so well-picked got any favorite scenes my favorite scene was probably when Jesus Christ When Tony killed Junior, or not Junior, the Pontolone character.
The guy who's the actor, Pontolone.
You know, he was that crazy asshole that was like, you know, kill anybody.
He killed strippers.
And, you know, that guy.
That was a pretty good intense fight scene.
Christopher.
No, not Christopher.
That's Spider from Goodfellas.
No, I'm talking about Pontalone, the guy, that's his real name.
Ralph.
Thank you, Ralph.
Thank you very much.
W-I-M-M-I-G, Ralph.
Yeah, when he killed Ralph, that was pretty fucking intense, and I thought that was cool, man.
But cheers to you, and cheers to everybody out there.
Now, once again, folks, I want to extend my sincerest apologies for not showing up.
I had a gaming injury, dude.
I could not believe that the intense fingering that I had to conduct during this gaming training was going to seize up my whole damn arm.
I mean, it started like just like a little kind of a twinge in my arm.
It went all the way up to my shoulder.
House niggas hate me because I refuse to be an EBT carrying low-life thug.
Step your chains up.
Don't get tied down.
You know, Duba Dude's got a point.
Ah, dude, I don't know about that.
I don't know about that.
You're getting a little bit too hateful there, Duva.
And what is this?
No love for me.
Dude, stop making me say stupid garbage like that, please.
I'm not a racist, okay?
All right, I'm a melting pot of friendship, and everybody out there knows it for Christ's sake.
Now, what I'm doing here is I am now resting my shoulder, and it's my mouse shoulder.
You know, I didn't want to go to a doctor, but I consulted one over the telephone, and they suggested that it was the intense fingering from my ball mouse.
Now, for you folks that don't know, I use a ball mouse, which is like you control the actual ball with your thumb, and you know, it's just a stationary mouse, it just stays there.
And, you know, with the intense moving of the ball mouse, somebody or you know, somebody who's into muscular physiciany suggested that I could have majorly pinched a nerve by kind of just kind of, you know, intensely through gaming through the ball mouse, have done something to my arm in that capacity for Christ's sake.
What is Tariq Nasheed?
You still ain't shit, Duva.
You're just another Uncle Ruckus.
And who's a Jamal Ginsburg?
You're a traitor, is what you are Dova.
You've fallen for the cave.
Just leave Duva Dude alone, please.
All right?
Just leave Duva Dude alone, all right?
Jesus Christ.
The coconut?
What the fuck are you talking about?
The coconut?
Hey, ghost, just dice your shoulder.
I've had many bumps and bruises in my career, especially when David Pearson and I wrecked in the 1976 Daytona 500.
Yeah, I know what you mean, man.
I'm telling you, cheers to you there, Richard Petty.
What I did is I put a lot of Ben Gay on it.
I went through a lot of Ben Gay.
Hey, Ghost, I have some awesome news.
What's up?
I got my conceal and carry permit in California.
What?
Is that for real?
Can you actually do that in California, Communists for Trump?
You're damn right.
I didn't even know.
I had no idea that you could even go for a concealed in California.
And Money Grows Lav?
Money?
I don't even know what the hell that's supposed to mean.
Anyway, I've been putting a lot of Ben Gay on my shoulder, and it's been relieving some of the pain.
I've been having Mrs. Ghost kind of, you know, rub it out, see if she can kind of rub out the damn pinched nerve in there.
And it's actually done pretty well.
All right.
It's actually getting better.
Now, I'm telling you, folks, give me about two months of more intensive gaming training.
And I'm telling you, they're going to be saying Ninja Who, okay?
Because I'm telling you right now, I am a pretty goddamn good gamer if I don't say so myself.
I mean, I'm a pretty damn good one.
I'm not joking around.
What is this?
Ape Slayer.
These blacks are taking my jobs.
All right.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
What is this?
Ghost Ben Gay?
Dude, I'm talking about the shit that you rub on, you know, sore muscles and shit.
Ben Gay, y'all never heard of Ben Gay?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Ghost, wake up.
Get out of here.
What?
Get out there.
Raise your voice against liars.
Feed your anger like fire.
What do you think I'm doing?
Just imagine you're out there.
Swatting lies in the Mac and can't move fast without breaking.
What the hell are you talking about?
What the hell are you talking about there, Sin Pai?
I don't even know what you're saying.
Duva is a pedo.
These guys are right, not to mention this dude is still grooming children.
What do you know?
Come on.
No, no.
All right, dude.
This is getting true.
Getting blown out of proportion.
All right, that's about enough, dude.
Okay, that's about enough, okay?
I hate knee guard.
Dude, shut stop making me say this dumb shit, man.
God damn it.
It's Thanksgiving, ghost.
My evil emo son Edward murdered my wife's boyfriend and burned down my summer camp.
I hear he is pent up with some nigger, Asanti Webb and Dayton.
Yeah, man, dude, that's enough with the racism.
Seriously, you guys are getting way too racist.
It's Thanksgiving.
All right, it's Thanksgiving for Christ's sake.
John Sun, what is this?
Cheers, ghost.
I also had the same problem with my ball mouse and a pinched nerve.
They suggested that it was intense fingering of my ass bowl.
What the fuck the hell does that mean?
So try buying an optical mouse.
No, you don't understand.
I'm good with the ball mouse.
I'm good with the damn ball mouse, all right?
To the Democrat Uncle Tom internet tough guys, the Democratic Party is not entitled to the minority vote, especially the black vote, since the Dems supported the KKK and slave.
Well, let me explain something.
Let me explain something there.
15 and a half inches of pure imagination.
Did you read the latest poll numbers as it relates to blacks supporting Trump?
34%.
34% of blacks support Trump.
I mean, that is unheard of.
You know, prior to Trump being a Republican and running for the presidency, Republicans were lucky if they got 5%.
They were lucky if they got 5% of the black vote.
Now you've got Donald Trump taking 34% of the black vote right now as it stands.
And the reason is because of this economy, baby.
I mean, you all know y'all just had Thanksgiving.
I mean, it was a great Thanksgiving.
It was definitely better than Obama Thanksgivings, huh?
I'm telling you, this Christmas is going to be a great Christmas as well because this is a Trump Christmas.
And it's going to be great because the economy's great.
We have the lowest unemployment in fucking 90-50 years.
Happy Thanksgiving, Ghost.
Hope you're ready for more dank fash wave tonight.
I know you liked it last night.
I'm not ready for it.
Please, what's up with all these nigger supremacists?
Dude, no, more fucking racism, please.
All right, this is Thanksgiving, for Christ's sake.
Let's stop with this crap, all right?
Let's stop with this crap.
What is this?
I've been gay.
A big, high big daddy-o.
What the f?
I have no idea.
Oh, whatever.
Hi, all right.
Whatever.
Fuck yeah, I did it.
I took a year to get this fucking permit.
Wow.
I have a Glock, yes.
It's almost impossible to get a conceal and carry permit in California.
I didn't know that they could even give them out in Cali.
You can get one.
Wow.
I had no idea.
Cheers to you, there, communist for Trump.
And was this Tariq Nasheed?
Fuck white women.
Come on.
You know, you'd want a piece of white ass if she was bent over.
She was blonde.
Shut up, Tariq.
Shut up.
Capitalist tip.
When you are on the clock at work, jerk off in the bathroom, then your stupid boss pays you to spank the monkey.
Oh, my God.
You know, if I knew let me tell you something, if you were my employee and I knew you did that, you'd go to jail for some kind of sexual impropriety.
What is this?
I fiendered to hunting.
Shut up, dude.
All right?
Especially when there are many, many of them.
Skunk.
All jokes aside, ghost.
This video helped me learn the proper way of.
Look, I know how to finger pretty well when it comes to gaming, okay?
And Duvadu just donated two bucks four more years.
You're damn right, baby.
So that's why I'm saying right now, for you folks that are listening in, if you're a Democrat in modern-day America, you are.
You hate America.
You hate your country.
Throwing a lot of gay-sounding words into this show.
Gaming sounds like gaming, and then you say intense fingering like it doesn't sound dirty.
Now you say Ben Gay.
What are you trying to tell us?
I'm not telling anybody anything, you idiot.
I mean, I'm doing some gaming.
All right, I got a gaming tutor.
I had an intense gaming training session, okay?
Unfortunately, I don't know if I pinched a nerve.
I don't know if it's the beginning of carpal tunnel.
I don't know what the hell it is.
All right, it threw out my shoulder.
All right, I needed Ben Gay.
All right, niggle me this: what's black, blue, and red all over a dead nigga.
Dude, don't disregard what this dumb racist N-wordle just fucking said, okay?
We are Karik.
They will be breeding vessels, and when their time is over, we will slaughter them along with their white places on his hands and knees.
What are you talking about?
Hey, Jamal Ginsburg.
Jamal Ginsburg.
What are you talking about?
As a matter of fact, listen, I don't know if this is the real Tariq Nasheed.
I don't know who the hell Jamal Ginsburg is, but I'd like to ask you folks something since you all are black supremacist, okay?
What constitutes black at this point anymore?
All right, because Kamala Harris is trying to claim she's a black woman and she is half Indian, half Jamaican.
Okay, now, and same thing goes with Barack Hussein Obama.
All right, I mean, this, I mean, what is black?
I mean, do you just have to be a little black?
And then you're, I don't understand this.
Thanksgiving is a fraud and a disgrace to all blacks.
Oh, Christ.
Did you know the original Americans were black?
White Europeans are trying to hide the truth.
Talking about the truth about our history and the truth about melanin.
Blacks are God's people.
You actually believe this shit, dude.
And what is this?
Thing my butt.
I mean, fuck off, asshole.
All right.
Look, I'll be the first to agree with you that, you know, I think Thanksgiving is a little overrated, okay?
I think it's a little overrated.
All right, I'll be honest.
And what is a PC gamer?
I use a ball mouse too because of use and abuse.
It's almost as if the ball paused my mouse ball due to intense gaming activity.
Listen, I know how to game with a ball mouse.
And look, give me about two months.
I'm going to start gaming here soon, okay?
And I'm going to game stream some of these mainstream gaming games out here.
And I'm telling you, maybe about two or three months, they're going to be saying Ninja Who.
And what is this?
Ghost gets blacked.
Ghost likes his turkey stuff, dude.
The sign on my ass says do not enter, okay?
I don't know where you assholes get this shit.
And look at this.
Fuck Democrats.
Four more years.
Keep America great.
Also, my fingering skills are pretty good.
I've had a lot of practice with my siblings during our sessions, but fingering whole hours can take its toll on your bones and can cause arthritis.
Take it from a fingering master.
I mean, listen, I'm not joking around, dude.
I mean, this is what like cramped up my arm.
I mean, I don't even want to call it a cramp because it seemed like an internal pinched nerve that went all the way into my shoulder for Christ's sake.
I couldn't even lift the damn arm over my head.
And it was because of the intense fingering, dude, that it takes to be a good gamer.
All right.
I mean, I mean, intense fingering here.
So, I mean, that's what I have to do what I got to do because I'm telling you right now, dude, I'm tired of these fucking lamers that are out here trying to pretend to be good gamers out here.
Man, last dono tonight.
Since you're getting into gaming and hopefully start streaming games someday, I will.
Here's a good game you should play: it's called Half-Life.
It's a fun game with its mods and expansion packs like Blue Shift and Opposing Force.
GX Man.
Well, thank you for the suggestion there, Jenova Wolf.
A lot of people have been suggesting me some games, but don't worry.
I'm going after the mainstream games where people like Ninja and all these people think they're so badass.
I'm going to own them noobs.
I love to jack off in the bathroom of Maddie McMurphy's Irish bar in downtown San Antonio.
Jesus Christ.
One time the owner chased after me in his wheelchair, begging for me to blow my load on him instead, and that he would have to be able to do it.
Fuck you, dude, all right?
Jesus Christ, what the hell are you talking about, man?
All right.
Oh, no.
Oh, God.
It happened again.
I just soiled my wheelchair.
Engineer, get up.
All right, can you fuck off, please?
Jesus Christ, man.
You didn't pinch a nerve bra.
That was an orgasm from stimulating your prostate.
Do you think the ball mouse for either makes you a post?
Shut up, Skunkler.
Being uncut, it is much easier to catch the AIDS.
Dude, I'm not uncut, dude.
I'm cut.
Didn't we talk about this a few shows ago?
Huh?
Actually, Thanksgiving is much about the Anglo-Saxon, or better put Germanic domination of native peoples in the land we conquered.
What the fuck are you doing?
By the way, Leif Erickson found America first.
Fuck coming.
Jesus Christ.
Leaf Erickson.
also why do you worry about team scarce every time you and him are both in the same server on renegade x are you fucking judo you're You're fucking falling for his shit, too.
Yet, every time you lie, you're falling for this fucking lie, Tim McCrabb.
He's a liar.
He's a fucking liar, okay?
I've whooped his ass.
He's a liar, okay?
And what is this?
I think my dude, look, enough donations, okay?
Seriously.
Enough of these donations, seriously.
You're damn right, ninja who.
You're damn right, ninja who.
That's what people are going to be saying, ninja who, because why?
Because Ghost over here is going to be kicking some goddamn ass in gaming here in the next couple of months.
And what is this?
A PC gamer.
The hole for my mouse ball is so worn the ball rolls loose in the hole for the mouse ball.
Okay, great.
I mean, I've got, don't worry about it.
I'll buy a new one if the hole gets too big for the mouse ball, okay?
If you're concerned about that, anyway, happy Thanksgiving for everybody out there.
And I wanted to talk about a couple of things here, but I just haven't had enough time to do so because, you know, here we have a bunch of people in text-to-chat that are out here, or text-to-speech, I should say, that are out here fucking just talking a bunch of garbage.
But one thing I wanted to talk about, and let me tell you, it's very disturbing, folks.
So, viewer discretion is advised.
Once again, I do want to say that I am into read the Torah.
It very clearly explains that the original Israelites were black, not white, not tanned.
Jesus Christ.
The Egyptians were black, too, and our history has been suppressed.
Y'all was kings and shit.
Are the sons of Ham.
Y'all was kings and shit.
Yeah, we get it, Tariq Nasheed, okay?
Good God, man.
I mean, it's Thanksgiving, man.
Why don't you go kick back somewhere for heaven's sake?
Now, you know, since y'all, you know, are fixated about, you know, thinking that I'm gay or, you know, this is gay or whatever.
What is this?
Alex Fenilly, turn off donations for 10 minutes and talk about crypto.
Give these idiots some useful information while they still have time.
Given that it's Thanksgiving, let's talk politics.
Suppressed Egyptian History00:15:24
What do you think of Trump throwing Rudy Giuliani under the bus?
And do you think he's going to try firing him despite the blackmail material he's got on the president?
I don't think people are reading much to do about nothing when it comes to Rudolph Giuliani, dude.
Okay, I mean, I think that Trump did nothing wrong.
Giuliani took it upon himself to do things that possibly could be interpreted as unethical.
And, you know, the president did not give him direction to do some of those things.
Maybe some of those things that Rudolph Giuliani did was necessary to be able to expose the type of corruption that was encompassing the Ukraine and the Bidens, but we shall see.
I think the president is just fine.
Nothing's going to happen to the president.
It is Trump 2020.
I mean, take a look at the economy.
We just had Thanksgiving.
And just take a look at how plentiful Thanksgiving dinners were.
Okay.
Like I said, last night at about four in the morning, okay, I started Thanksgiving early.
I was drinking with Mrs. Ghost.
Persona 5.
And there is a fun learning curve.
It's an amazing RPG.
Also, there is this character named Becky.
She is best.
I'm not playing no fucking anime game, you fucking Weebo.
All right.
And who is this?
I finger my idiot for two bucks.
Go shove it up your ass.
Anyway, when we were drinking this morning, four in the morning, I told Mrs. Ghost, I'm hungry.
I want something to eat.
And guess what?
She made me yay spaghetti.
Yay!
And what is this?
The Pat Mexican order le Fantasma.
I would like your recommendation on some scotches.
Which one of these should I buy?
Johnny Walker, Chivis Regal, Glenn Feddick, Glenn Morangi, McCallan, or Niger.
You fucking asshole.
Trying to make me say some racist shit.
I'm going to play it in a second, Lee Kwang.
Why don't you go shell a goddamn egg roll up your ass?
All right.
I'm talking about what I did today.
Okay?
I'm talking about what I did today.
Buy that for a dollar.
Albin's 4 a.m. beer.
You're fucking alcohol.
Look, I was up with Mrs. Ghost.
Okay?
And I was up at 4 a.m. this morning.
And I decided, look, I'm hungry.
Mrs. Ghost hooked it up with some yay spaghetti.
Okay, I was asleep at about 6 a.m.
I was up at about noon.
And then I decided, you know what?
I'm not having turkey.
All right.
I'm not having the traditional fixings.
I'm not a conformist.
Okay.
I fucking hate when people try to tell me what to do.
So I didn't have turkey today, folks.
So what I did is I had me a fucking two and a half inch thick cut ribeye steak that I put on the damn grill today.
You're damn right I barbecued.
All right.
I put it on the grill with a mix of bricket charcoal with some goddamn oak wood.
And voila.
Oh my god, that was so fucking beautiful.
On top of that, I had some jumbo shrimp on some skewers that I threw on that grill.
Grilled scrip, grilled steak.
It was great, dude.
It was great.
That's why I was late to the show here at 8:30 p.m. Central Standard Time.
I had to take an Adam Schiff.
I had to take a rowdy Adam Schiff, for Christ's sake.
And who the hell just donated two bucks?
I think her Liba.
Fuck off, asshole.
What Tony Soprano should do to millennials?
What Tony Soprano should do to millennials?
Yeah.
I think a lot of things should be, you know, done to millennials.
Oh, it is Capitalist Gamer.
Fingering can depend on a controller.
I was playing a session of a game with this new controller I got.
It was made by a company called Azole.
It's some Chinese knockoff of an Xbox controller.
I can't finger my Azole because it's too loose.
I've never heard of an Azole.
Dude, that's probably not the case.
Okay, listen.
I wanted to talk about a couple of things, okay?
I wanted to talk about something that is really disturbing.
And, you know, since you people are fixated on homosexuality, y'all are latent homosexuals.
This would probably interest you.
Can we put the PC shot on, please?
Has anybody heard of Pernium Sunning?
All right, Pernierum Sunning is the latest insanity wellness influencer swearby.
Now, if you're not familiar with what the hell your panirium is, it's your asshole.
Okay?
It is your sphincter.
It is your chocolate starfish that you eject waste from.
Okay.
Now, what's going on here is you've got a whole group of people that are suntanning their asshole.
Hold on, what is this?
Here, Ghost, use this so you can afford a turkey next year.
I don't want a turkey, all right?
I don't want a turkey for Christ's sake.
And great, there's Art Hammond.
Holy shit, dude.
I didn't expect you to do a show today.
Happy Thanksgiving, Ghost.
Glad and fairly surprised to see you do a show today.
Well, it's fucking Thanksgiving.
It's a Thanksgiving, baby.
Thanksgiving.
Anyway, we're talking about Paneum suntanning.
All right, now, for you folks that don't know, let's just air this.
Let's just air what the hell they have here and play this video.
Let's go back.
Here it is.
Pause this shit.
Look at this shit.
Look at that.
Look.
Chop, chop, harem girl.
Play videos now.
Hey, Tim McCrab, don't fucking talk to me that way.
Here, look, here, that's what you're doing, Tim McCrab, huh?
Huh?
You're spread eagle right there in front of the sun, making sure your asshole has a pretty good suntan.
Now, from what people are saying is that when you, you know, suntan your paneum or your anal passage or your sphincter, that apparently you can gather up energy a lot quicker by allowing the sun to be stowed upon your asshole as opposed to anything else.
I am not joking.
This is the claim out here, okay?
Great day of turkey, ham, beer, and football.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Hey, cheers to TN Apostle, man.
Cheers to you.
Thank you very much.
Anyway, I'm not joking around.
Let's just go ahead and play the rest of this.
All right.
You guys are 10 seconds in.
How does it feel?
Warm.
Oh, my God.
The newest bizarre trend taking over Instagram is Panium sonning.
I mean, look at these guys.
I mean, good God, man.
It appears somebody wants to do the 18 buckers.
Might as well be joining the fray.
Anyway, enjoy.
Carrot.
Fuck you.
Seriously, Sam.
So anyway, look, this is the new trend out here.
And I have to ask myself, what the hell is going on with society when you actually have people suntanning their assholes in groups out here?
I mean, this is just disgusting.
What is this?
Khabib Nagamarov, he said, feeling ready for Sharia yet?
I'm telling you, dude, I have no idea what the hell's going on here, but this is just unbelievable.
I could not believe that I read this.
And, you know, look at these guys.
These guys are literally spread eagle.
They've got their anal passages pointed to the sun, and they claim the reason they're doing this is because they're gathering up energy from their asshole.
And that by doing this for about five or ten minutes, it gathers you enough energy as if you had a cup of coffee or some shit.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not joking.
Talking about fingers, perineums, and explosions.
I gotta give it to y'all, Ghost.
You can pick some interesting topics.
Well, I came across this, and I just want to know how many of you do this.
Okay?
I mean, this is the new generation.
You got millennials, you got Gen Zers out here.
How many people are doing this?
And if you're in front of your family, admit it to them.
This is what you're doing.
All right, this is what you're doing.
Is this what you're doing?
Huh?
Ghost is here because he was banned from all family gatherings after the incident with his name.
Go fuck off, dude.
All right.
Go shove it up your ass.
And look, there's people that actually admit that they're doing this.
Huh?
I mean, do you do this with your friends?
You know, you invite the friends over, like, hey, you want to gather some energy from our paneum?
Huh?
What we do is we drop trowel.
We make sure that we're all naked.
We get down on the floor there and we spread our cheeks open, making sure our chocolate starfish is exposed and make sure that the sun is warming up our cheese hole.
I mean, dude, I can't believe that this is happening, but you know, then again, you know, we live in a society.
Look at this, Tariq Nasheed, always white people doing this shit.
Well, look, I'll give you that one there, Tariq.
But this, look at this.
This is what's going on in society.
Then again, it doesn't surprise me when we live in a society that questions whether or not we have more than two genders.
You know, so, I mean, I mean, this is what we have to be thankful for here in the United States, folks.
Huh?
Is people, you know, fucking suntanning their asses.
Now, what does that mean?
Are they suggesting that you can gather up energy from the anal passage?
Now, is that why people are gay?
Are people really gay because, you know, they suck the energy out of the anal passage, out of the sphincter?
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying, was this gamer capitalist?
I heard about this.
I came across this while looking up fingering techniques.
Shut up, dude.
Come on.
Imagine the smell of their assholes.
Oh, God.
I'm going to.
Oh, God.
Jesus Christ.
Why?
Only somebody by the name of Coomer King would want to imagine a smell of an anus.
But like I said, folks, this is the kind of garbage that we're conducting ourselves in in this America, for Christ's sake.
And then guys wonder why they're not scoring with women.
Then guys wonder why the hell they're 25 years old and a virgin, for heaven's sake.
Oh my God.
One more, one more again.
I want y'all to see it again.
Play it.
Here it is.
Look at this.
Medical professionals claim there's no evidence of the trend being able to provide any natural benefits.
Okay?
But they're still doing it anyway.
And they're loving it.
All right.
They're loving it.
They're claiming that they're gaining energy, that the sun's energy when it's hitting upon their anus, that they're gathering up energy that is unlike any other methodology possible or something.
I mean, this is really what's happening in this country, folks.
And it's sad.
And, you know, what's ironic is that you have young people.
All right, I'll play your video in a second, you ping pong pang.
You've got young people having the audacity to say things like, okay, boomer.
Okay, boomer.
You all have the audacity to say shit like, okay, boomer, and you are conducting yourself with this kind of garbage, huh?
I mean, I'm not even joking around.
You're spreading your anus.
All right.
You're getting like missionary style position towards the sun to try to suntan your anus to gather energy.
I'm done, dude.
I'm sorry.
This is Thanksgiving.
Quality family entertainment is what you're listening to right here.
All right, you know what?
Let's just get to the goddamn, let's get to the damn $18.66 bucker here.
And by the way, folks, I want to remind everybody if for whatever reason this episode is copyright struck.
All right, yeah, I'm getting to it, asshole.
Chip chop, get to the fucking $18.66 bucker.
I'm getting to it now.
I'm getting to it now.
That's not a thing.
I've literally never heard of that.
That's a journalist's fap fantasy with one or two 4chan posts as a source.
Are you serious?
Because it sounds to me, I mean, they've got guys spread eagle right there at the sun.
So I don't know if it is or isn't.
I don't know what the hell's going on.
But anyway, listen, thank you, Ashley, for your $5, man.
And what is this Lee Kwang Mindfirst?
Can somebody take the fucking chopsticks out of this guy's ass?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, look, if for some reason this episode is copyright struck, all you've got to do is go to ghost.report.
All you got to do right here, see this?
Type that in your browser right here, ghost.report, okay?
And click this little archive, all right?
So whatever show that is copyright struck and can't be shown on YouTube, go to the archive here, and they will be posted here accordingly on this bitch shoot, okay?
Has everybody got it?
Does everybody get it?
You get it now?
Good.
All right, because I want everybody to get to those shows if you happen to be copyright struck.
All right?
Finger my bottle.
Just shut up, asshole.
All right.
Anyway, let's get to the first $18.66 bucker.
Quality rope.
What the fuck do you want to do?
Today, up on this hill, I'm counting all the killers they sway as they swarm.
A look of gluttons in their eyes they mutter as the body loses warmth.
They pick your bones like locks inside a tomb and take great care to not take care of you.
I have no idea what the hell you're saying.
There's Duba, dude.
Last dono for the night.
Let's fall out.
Shout out to the sanctuary.
And shout out HT to the haters for giving me a laugh.
Y'all a bunch if shook ones.
Oh, and shout out Train Lover.
Where are you, man?
Train lover.
Ill start.
You're cool with Train Lover?
That's cool, dude.
Anyway, let's get to the first $18.66 bucker.
It's by ST Mike the Meme Genie.
ST Mike the Meme Genie said, Here is the new and definitely not improved episode of The Ghost Noir.
And there's Pingas.
Hey, G-Man.
Happy Thanksgiving.
I hope your day went well, my man.
It's been pretty good.
Enjoy.
It was a decent Thanksgiving.
It was a decent Thanksgiving.
And here's Gray Steeler.
Here they come, dude.
Here they come.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Thank you very much, Gray Steele.
All right, let's go ahead and get these done, dude, because I don't want to stay here till fucking 8 in the morning and shit.
All right.
And what is this, Arn Hammond?
Fingering in solar-powered buttholes.
Boy, this episode is already getting good and on Thanksgiving.
Jesus.
Look, I had to ask a question.
All right.
I just had to ask the question.
All right?
Happy paint-sniffing day.
Paint-sniffing Thanksgiving.
BB in the chat.
VB in the chat, you cunts.
Anyway, let's get to ST Mike the Meme Genie's request here for an $18.66 bucker.
Go ahead and play it.
Paint-Sniffing Thanksgiving Day00:08:52
This episode of Ghost You Are is sponsored by.
Ahoy, Hamon's.
Come on down to ST Mike and Ghostler's Cruise Easy Crab Shopping.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Who the hell is this?
Sen Pai?
Dude, it's $18.66 bucker, dude.
It's not.
Why do you think I'm going to play it when you're just putting $18?
All right?
It's $18.66.
Remember for them pesos?
I'm an a-hole.
All right, let's play it again.
This episode of Ghost You Are is sponsored by.
Ahoy, Hamones.
Come on down to ST Mike and Ghostler's Crawford Beasy Crab Shot to feast on some undersea delicacies.
We have a wide variety of some very crabby meals for your feasting pleasure.
The fucking Dutchman Dusty's Harbor Special.
Our crunchy and spicy ghostler pubic crab deluxe.
You see that.
And now you're feeling really hungry, you can take ST Mike's Ghost Pepper Challenge!
If you can eat 850 pounds of this pepper crabs, you win free 42 coin stock, a 2020 Lincoln Corsair plug-in hybrid, and a special picture with Captain Blackler.
So come on down to ST Mike and Ghost's cruel usy crab shack, located at 212 College Street in downtown San Antonio, or stop by our sister location at the North Star Mall.
ST Mike and Ghost's crazy crab shack too.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
ST Mike Radio Graffiti.
Another jukebox murder.
I sat in my office talking to my blackass assistant, Smokey.
Oh, yeah, man.
Dr. Cracker, I think we got ourselves a serial killer on our hand, man.
Man, shit.
Okay, one, my name is Gene.
Second, that's such a stupid way to dispose of bodies.
Let's see if there's any more interesting crimes to investigate.
Vice Chairman, Lays and Silvan Fire.
Hold on, hold on.
Pause it.
Pause it just a second.
Who is this?
How ghost is his apparent?
Yeah, Tony Soprano.
Alright, can we look?
Let's watch ST Mike the Meme Genie here.
I don't like it so far because he's being a brick.
Gene, man, we got ourselves another call, man.
Damn it, Smokey.
I'm a detective, not a trailer swatter.
Now make yourself useful and get me a stick of butter.
Man, shut the fuck up, cracker ass.
It's him again.
No, not him.
Hey, man, can't we just throw that racist-ass cracker in the fucking jail, man?
Shh, we can't throw him in jail.
He's white.
We need to call in someone else who can stop a man with this much horsepower.
I flipped through my contacts looking for someone who could help me out in a sticky situation like this.
Too bad most of them have been canceled by now.
That's when I stumbled upon his name.
I grabbed my Obama wireless Corsair brand footnote.
We get it duva- This is better not be the real Doova dude shrimp.
Lobster crab shrimp.
Lobster all right, then shut up with your fucking lobster crab shrimp.
And, by the way senpai, thank you very much.
I appreciate it.
I'll play uh, your 18.66 bucker in just a second.
Now let's get back to Stmike, the meme genie's request.
Gun blood and dialed in a number as fast as I could say, oh sorry sir, wrong number, I hung up.
Is this Blackler why?
Yes, it is.
How can I help you, fella?
I just received a phone call that Dusty is back and now he's going on a murderous rampage.
Damn it, I haven't heard that name in years.
I was hoping his trip to the woodshed would set him straight.
How can it help you?
I must acquire a belt, a pair of handcuffs and a ton of leather.
I'll have to look for them, but I know I still have those for my date.
And great a ghost.
I'll call some of my blacks for backup.
Good thinking, Blackler.
You can never have too many minorities.
Unless you're in the EU, but anywho, glad I can help you.
I hopped in my Dodge charger because, unlike Ghost, I buy American.
But I guess muscle cars were too masculine for the old handbone.
Man, you know this shit is slavery right here, right?
Anyway, how the fuck are we gonna find Dusty?
Well, you see, Smokey, a shekel goblin always returns to the scene to make sure he has missed no shekels.
Well, unless it's a Saturday.
I arrived at the scene and waited there in the crisp fall air.
It was then that I saw a figure dressed in a white robe.
I could not make out his face because of the equally white mask.
I chased him around the crime scene for a good 10 minutes until he tried to climb over the fence.
I thought that I had finally lost him as I could not get to the fence in time.
But it was in that I saw a huge ship show up on land and a whole army of blacks jumped out of the bow as fast as they could.
Ah, my backups are here, I said to my partner.
Man, you crack it ass white motherfuckers haven't changed since the Civil War, man.
I watched as the army of blacks pounced on top of Dusty.
They ripped off his rope, revealing a clean pair of Confederate flag briefs.
They were about to go all in on him, like cocoa puffs being poured into a bowl of milk.
But then I told them to stop, as I wanted to sell this myself.
Alright, hold on, pause this.
What the hell is this?
Aspy, dry-witted, forced humor.
Dude, let we're listening to ST Mike the Meme Genie's request, alright?
It's almost over here.
Here it is.
He only responded with muffled screams.
Dusty then proceeded to get on all fours as I came at him with the belt.
The fuck?
I proceeded to whip him for three hours until his butt cheeks were as raw as the steak that ghosts used to eat.
What the fuck is this?
And who the hell just a skunkler?
Next video, yeah, alright, go shove it up your ass.
We're listening to the rest of it, alright?
Looking down upon me, saying, You've done well, my boy!
That's at least the best voice I can do of him.
As a reward for all their hard work, I ripped off Dusty's briefs and let the blacks do as they please.
What followed was a series of unfortunate and disgusting events that I do not want to talk about at the moment.
After another three hours, I commanded them to stop.
Now let's see who this monster really is, I proclaimed.
No, it can't be Ghost next time on Ghost Noir.
You faked your death?
And the rage?
You know, you shouldn't have gone and seen the F-word like that.
Hmm.
This bacon tastes familiar.
Miss Ghost.
Oh no, oh god.
Alright.
Alright, alright.
That's enough.
And look.
Right when it ended!
Right when ST Mike videos ended.
I got some idiot with the wheelchair jokes again.
Anyway, look, ST Mike, I don't appreciate that whatsoever.
I'll never kill myself to save my soul.
I was gone.
But how was I to know?
I didn't come this far to sink so low I'm finally holding on to letting go feels good man feels bad man butter sauce.
Butter sauce?
Shekels can be even dearer friends.
Oh jeez.
There's the pet Mexican.
Oh no.
Oh god.
It happened again.
I just fingered my neg hole.
You sick son of a bitch.
Ghost here's something for you to finger.
I don't want to fucking hear it.
We'll see, all right?
Machine Art Introduction00:15:12
And look, that's enough with the $18.66 buckers, dude.
Seriously, man, alright?
Ladies and gentlemen, allow us to introduce a quick glimpse into the Art of Machine.
Hope you people enjoy.
Axe in the chat.
Let's get to the next $18.66 bucker.
It's requested by Does It DeGent.
I don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean.
Does It DeGent requested this one?
So let's go ahead and put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
Does It DeGent requested this $18.66 bucker, alright?
Now, obviously, this is obviously going to get copyrighted, folks.
This is some kind of a goddamn video or song here.
So once again, if we're no longer able to have the on-demand on YouTube, you know what to do.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
What is it?
Is this going to be the only show you do this whole week again?
Talk about being a broken-down old boomer.
No energy to do three shows anymore.
Hey, asshole.
I had an intensive gaming injury, asshole, okay?
I mean, I had a cramped up, fucking, like, pinched nerve in my shoulder because of the intense fingering I was doing during the damn gaming training session.
So fuck off, dude.
All right?
Anyway, once again, Does It DeGent requested this?
It sounds like some metal.
So let's hear it a little bit.
Let's see what everybody thinks about it.
All right.
What does everybody think about this?
Oh, I don't like the vocal.
I don't like the vocal.
I mean, what is up with like the fruity voice metal?
I mean, seriously, I mean, these guys don't even...
What about this guy?
This guy doesn't even look like a metalhead.
He looks like some balding idiot that'd be fucking taking my order at a subway.
I mean, are you fucking kidding me?
Oh my god.
Are you shitting me?
Oh my god.
Hey, what?
They're gonna sit down and eat hot dogs together.
Oh my god, dude.
Wait, hold on.
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
I'm sorry.
Now they're all gonna sit down and eat hot dogs and fucking hamburgers together.
I mean, Jesus Christ, I'm telling you, man, whoever directs these new videos, they are suntanning their perneum.
I mean, this is fucking disgusting, dude.
I mean, I can't believe this is metal.
This is modern-day metal now.
I mean this one's very very effeminate very gay Oh, my God.
I mean, this looks like the fruit bowls from the FaZe Clan, what they do when nobody's looking, for heaven's sake.
Christ.
Hold on, somebody...
Happy Turkey Day, Ghost.
You know the best part of today is always pie.
I'm thankful that I was allowed to eat the delicious pie of Mrs. Ghost.
It was nice and warm, and I only sprayed a little whipped cream and munched away.
Nom, nom, nom, nom.
I'm telling you, you know, death by bacon, I had a whole pie in one fork myself.
And we're watching this damn video.
I'm going to get to a couple more seconds of this.
This is latent homosexuality.
All right, I've had enough of this, dude.
Ah, Christ, I've had enough.
All right, let's just end it now.
I've had enough of this shit, dude.
That's so stupid.
I can't believe I wasted my time watching that video.
I want my time back.
Hey, look at Khabib Nagamuroff.
These guys make bone clinks look straight.
No offense to bone clinks, by the way.
Even in music from the great Satan, there must be burgers.
This is homo erotic music.
Look at how they are beating.
Faggot American metal music with burgers and gay sex.
I don't know where the burgers and the hot dogs are coming from.
I don't get it.
Especially when they're on the bottom.
A toy store surprise.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
All right, let's go to Kans Abuser, man.
Can't use in the house for a $25 bill.
He said, You did say no $18.66 donos, but you didn't say no $25 video shares.
I promise you'll like it.
So let's see what Kans Abuser requested for a $25 bill on this Thanksgiving.
All right, hold on, let's put the PC shot on.
What is this, Kans Abuser?
Hit me off.
What the hell?
What is this?
Some classic hip-hop?
For those who don't know, a little bit of classic hip-hop.
Hold on.
Hold on, somebody got a $50 bill.
$50 bill.
And hey, by the way, Noble Savage, you forgot the link, dude.
Happy Thanksgiving.
I'll play the whole thing, dude.
But you got to give me the fucking link.
You forgot the link, dude.
I'll play it, but thank you for the $50 bill.
Once again, Noble Savage, if you, you know, you got to give me the link.
I'll play it, dude.
No shit.
I'm sorry.
You know, you may have gotten mixed up or something.
But let's continue.
Here it is.
Can't abusers hip-hop here.
Yeah.
Okay, now who this MC is.
Puss niggas up like Jesus.
The one who proves like Jesus.
The Fahrenheit Jesus.
It's definitely East Coast flavor.
It's definitely East Coast flavor.
Loose on the instrumental.
Definitely.
There's definitely some East Coast flavor here.
Huh.
Yeah.
It's OG Ghost from Thanksgiving.
Everybody knows that I do this for a living.
What can I say?
I got a Corsier I-160.
Everybody wants to treat me like I just shot a Kennedy.
Damn.
I fuck up on that lyric.
But who gives a damn?
Because everybody's got to hear it.
I'm looking at the chat room, seeing the names.
Everybody knows the game because everybody knows that's the same.
I almost fucked up.
I'm sorry.
And don't tell me to shut up in the chat room, dude.
Huh.
Don't tell me to shut up in the chat room, bitch.
Yeah, don't talk shit.
Don't talk to me, hoe.
You hopping around your videos like you got a hamster in your asshole.
God damn, I'm speaking real fast.
Get him real fast, gonna blast out your ass.
Don't talk shit to me, like I said before.
I'll kick your motherfucking ass out the door.
I get real wicked with the mic in my hand.
You understand?
Everybody knows that I'm the man.
Ghostman, G-H-O-S-T, from the S-A-T.
Everybody wants to be me.
Well, what can I say?
Everybody knows me.
I don't know what the fuck about it.
Anyway, that's enough.
Sorry.
It's the beat.
It's the East Coast beat.
What can I say?
Sorry, Can't Buser.
It's the East Coast beat.
It's the East Coast beat.
What can I say?
Huh.
Yeah.
It's the redneck rapper getting much dapper.
If you're gonna talk shit, I'm gonna have to slap her.
Damn right, straight from Texas where I flex this in my Lexus.
Don't try to talk shit like a sad.
Gonna end up dead with a bullet in your head.
Oh my god, I'm flowing like it ain't shit.
You're gonna get your motherfucking wig split trying to fuck with me, the OGHOST.
Don't try to fuck with me because I said I'll kill thee.
Like I said before, I'm not violent, but everybody knows I like to do them.
Hold on, hold on.
We've got somebody donating.
That was pretty good.
You're almost as good as Eminem.
Fuck you, fucking Eminem.
You'll fucking shut up.
Hold on, somebody else.
Train lover.
Some indie music.
If you can play the whole thing, it would be awesome.
Also, thanks for the shout-out, Dova.
No problem.
Hey, Noble Savage, I got it, dude.
Don't worry about it.
Thank you, Noble Savage.
All right, let's play a little bit more of this.
It's the East Coast beat, man.
Kans Abuser, it's the East Coast beat.
What can I say?
You know what I'm saying?
It's the East Coast beat.
You know what I mean?
Thanksgiving night.
Thanksgiving night, baby.
This ain't bad.
What's everybody thinking about this flow here?
Who is this?
This is hell, relax your mind.
Relax your mind.
I'm Mr. Black People.
Everybody's amazed that I can rap.
I'm Mr. Black People, dude.
Huh, yeah.
Not bad, dude.
Not bad at all.
Cheers to the East Coast beat, man.
I love the East Coast beat.
All right, let's go ahead and take this off.
Thank you very much, Kans Abuser.
I appreciate it, dude.
Cheers to you, and congrats on your financial endeavors.
And I'm glad you're successful, dude.
So cheers to Kans Abuser.
And I just, I had to do it, baby.
You know what I mean?
I had to do it.
And by the way, I also want to say, my poison, man, cheers to you.
Thank you for the $25 bill as well.
Better not screw with me, cause I'm a real OG.
Uh-oh.
I'm all about collecting that Franklin Ben.
Oh, no.
Oh, God.
It happened.
Oh, come on.
Ah, Jesus fucking Christ.
I should have known better.
All right.
Anyway, cheers to Kansas.
There's Kans Abuser again.
Instrumental version, so you can freestyle without the vocals into the future.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
I can start freestyling, baby.
All right, I'll get to yours in just a second there, Kans Abuser.
I love the East Coast beat, though, so that's why I just started involuntarily flowing there.
But let's get to the next $18.66 bucker.
It's by Duva Dude.
He actually donated $20 on this one.
So, cheers to Duva Dude.
He said, I'm thankful for you, ghost.
Thank you for bringing me joy with your content.
Even though I talk shit, you're my favorite Vietnam cripple.
Yeah, real funny.
Here's a song to help capture the spirit of the smallpox giving day.
That's horrible, dude.
Calling Thanksgiving smallpox giving day.
That's up, man.
All right.
Jesus, it was actually the Spaniards that did that, just FYI.
All right, it wasn't, it wasn't the English.
And wait a minute, what the hell is this, Duva Dude?
What the hell is this?
Do it now, lick it good.
What?
Oh, no, are you shitting me?
Come on.
Oh, Christ.
My neck, my back.
Link my pussy and my crack.
Did somebody actually make a show tune of this?
All you ladies pop your pussy like this.
Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss.
All you ladies pop your pussy like this.
Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss.
Oh my god.
My back, lick my pussy and my crack.
My neck, his neck, my back, his back, my pussy, and my crack.
First, you gotta put your neck into it.
Don't stop, just do it.
This is actually a real rap song.
This guy's just making it into a fucking show tune.
To the front and then you suck it off till I shake and come, nigga.
Make sure I keep buying nuts, nigga.
He's saying the N-word.
Hold on.
Pause this.
Hold on.
Who the hell just donated?
Mini Moose.
Can you do the date line tonight?
I don't know.
We'll see, dude.
We got a whole bunch of $18.66 bucker.
But if we can get done with the $18.66 bucker, I'll consider doing date line.
But I don't think so, dude.
These guys are fucking piling them up.
So hold on, we got another.
What is this?
Can't abuser.
Show us what you got.
Another instrumental.
Another instrumental.
Look at Can's Abuser over here making it rain over here.
All right.
Thank you, Kans Abuser.
Hold on.
I'm going to give Duva Dudes this ridiculous song a little bit more play.
And to be honest with you, folks, this is actually a rap song that this guy turned into a fucking show tune.
So if you're wondering what the hell you're listening to, this is an actual song.
Whoever the hell this Richard Cheese is, give me a break.
So much love.
What a thing to listen to on a Thanksgiving night, huh?
So, what does everybody think about the show tune version of this disgusting, filthy song?
You might have geez, but fuck that nigga.
Get on your knees.
He's saying the N-word.
You see, your bitches ain't got shit on me.
My neck, my back.
Lick my pussy and my crack.
My neck, my back.
Lick my pussy and my crack.
Oh, my God.
This is horrible.
I mean, is this guy singing this in Las Vegas or something?
My neck, his neck, my back, his back.
Lick my pussy.
And my crap.
Horrible Las Vegas Song00:05:39
Yeah, we get it.
Yeah.
Yeah, lick your crack.
We get it.
You sick son of a bitch.
All right, anyway, hold on.
Let me play it for a little while longer.
It's only two minutes, 22 seconds.
Just play a little longer.
Duva Dude donated 20.
He donated a $20 bill.
So let's.
What is that?
The end of the song?
What's the end of the fucking song?
Jesus Christ.
Well, anyway, that's the end of the song.
Thank you, Duva, dude.
Cheers to Duva, by the way.
Even though, you know, he's having a little bit of disenchanted correspondence with other folks that are on the text-to-speech.
But let's continue on on this Thanksgiving night.
Classic family entertainment is what you're listening to, obviously, from the last video.
So let's continue going.
Now, Lee Kwang or Lee Chang, whatever your name is, Ping Pong Pang.
This person has requested this, and he's been text-to-speech at me saying that I better play it, play it now, etc.
So let's go ahead and go ahead and get Lee Kwang going on.
He said, I told you we own the blacks.
Now watch yourself.
Fuck you, Americans, for what you did to China.
Americans will rotten pigs, feces, according to Lee Kwang.
So let's see what Lee Kwang requested for an $18.66 bucker.
What is this?
Wait, wait, are you fucking kidding me?
You own the black.
Put the PC shot on.
What the hell is this?
What the fuck is this?
Oh, my God.
I mean, are you shitting me?
And this brother is black, dude.
No offense.
I mean this guy looks like you just Like you got taken the shit out of a goddamn ass of Wesley Snipes or something Oh Hold on, hold on.
Pause this.
What?
What is it?
I doubt it will disappoint.
Alright, I'll take a look at it.
We're listening to fucking Lee Kwang's fucking, you know, blacks or communists.
I don't know what this is.
Play Lee Kwang's.
this is.
Is this a black Asian Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Calm down.
What is it?
You might get a copyright strike, but it's a good song.
Yeah, well, thanks a lot, aesthetic.
All right, cheers to you guys.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
You see, we're not getting anything but the $18.66 bucker.
Look at all this shit.
Look at all this shit I got to play for Christ's sake.
Anyway, let's get back to Lee Kwang's video of some African black Chinese communist.
I don't know what the hell this is.
I mean, look at how spirited this brother is about this fucking Mao Zedong bullshit.
Look at how spirited he is.
And now he's dancing?
Oh, my God, dude.
I don't even.
What the hell am I watching?
Why am I being forced to watch this bullshit on Thanksgiving?
Hold on, hold on.
We got somebody donating.
Who the hell donated here?
Captain Hook, Martin Luther Ling.
It's Martin Luther Ling, baby.
It's Martin Luther Ling.
On doing the Do The Red Book dance.
Do the red book shimmy, Do The Red Book Shimmy boy?
I can't believe that I'm watching this dude.
It's this Lee Kwang dude.
Oh my god, Are you fucking kidding me?
Is that supposed to be some kind of red book Mao say tongue propaganda?
I mean this guy was singing like that fucking guy hideaway.
What is love?
Baby, don't hurt me.
I mean I was literally waiting for him to break out into some shit like that anyway Lee Kwang I have no idea what the hell you were uh requesting there uh but it's a Mr. Fortune cookie mixed with some fucking Kentucky Fried Chicken bunch of shit.
Lee Kwang Red Book Request00:04:54
All right, anyway, let's get to the next $18.66 bucker.
This is requested by Jamie Williamson.
Jamie Williamson said, Hi, big daddy.
How goes it?
I don't know what the hell, why are you calling me daddy?
All right, but Jamie Williamson requested this one for a $25 bill.
So let's see what Jamie Williamson requested.
What is this?
Hold on, hold on.
Mousy Ghost, long live chair ghost Mao.
Don't even kid around about that, you son of a bitch.
Chair Ghost Mao?
Don't even fucking kid around about that.
All right, let's go take a look at what Jamie Williamson requested here.
Put the PC shot on.
What is this, Jamie Williamson?
What is this the fucking coomer?
The fuck is this a fucking coomer?
I used to use my brain before the prefrontal cords that's been thrown out the door.
What the fuck?
Every day I need to keep cooler the first.
I'm falling apart.
No stopping this.
I just can't get it.
What is it with this tuna?
I'm a coomer.
I'm a cooler.
Oh, my God.
I'm a cool man, I'm a cool man, I'm a cool man, are you fucking shitting me?
I used to be a happy boy, filled with dopamine and joy.
But now I'm just a crusty dog.
Oh, my God, dude.
This is not funny.
This is not funny at all.
I haven't been in my room in weeks.
All I do is be my me.
I get nothing done because I'm a cooler.
Oh, man.
Sing along.
I'm a cooler.
Let's put some reverb on it.
I'm a cooler.
I used to get things done now.
Now, popping off is the only one.
Even when it's flashy, cause I'm a coomer.
I know all the points of memes.
There are burned in my brain.
Because I'm a fucking stupid coomer.
I'm a coomer.
I'm a coomer.
Oh, I'm a cooler.
I can't believe that I just fucking witnessed that on a fucking Thanksgiving night.
All right, you're talking about quality family entertainment, huh?
How about listening to the Coomer song on Thanksgiving night, huh?
I'm sure somebody's out there listening with Granny, and Granny's like, What the hell is a goddamn Coomer?
There's Mike Cock!
Happy Thanksgiving to you and Engie.
I'm thankful for you guys.
Hey, cheers to Mike Cock.
Here's a video that you'll actually enjoy.
You don't have to watch that much if the QS2 backed up.
Don't worry about it, man.
Thank you, Mike Cock.
I appreciate it.
Anyway, Jamie Williamson donated the Coomer song.
So let's go ahead and get to the next $18.66 bucker.
And by the way, it's by M. Cook.
M Cook donated a $100 bill for this video right here.
And I want to say cheers to M Cook.
Cheers to you, man.
You've always been a great fan.
And, you know, cheers to you, man.
You're awesome.
And glad to see you on this Thanksgiving night, man.
So M Cook requested this one here.
Piece in a-oh.
Uh-oh.
Oh, M. Cook requested this for a $100 bill.
And guess who it is?
It's Tommy Soto Myore, baby.
Tommy Soto My Or.
I actually listen to this guy occasionally, but this was donated by M Cook for a $100 bill.
So let's see.
Play it.
I'm an apple pie, Papa.
I'll whoop your ass.
Oh, shit.
Sorry.
Popeyes Chicken Footage00:05:07
My nigga sense was tingling again.
But I would do this.
But this woman was really upset.
Now, I paid $13 for a drink, two sandwiches, and two of them pies.
It was just $13.
Is this about the same thing?
Okay, I was like, usually when I go to the bottom of the camera, this is about the chicken sandwiches.
So maybe that's why they that good.
I don't know.
It's just me.
And I don't know if anybody else smoked, but for some reason, you smoke everything tastes good.
Everything in the pantry.
I put it all in a bowl and eat it.
I don't even like eating when I ain't hot no more.
Bitch, tell me I'm going on a date.
I said, you got something to smoke?
She said, no.
I said, I'm not going.
He's smoking the reefer.
Anyway, so this bitch is sitting out like this.
And that go a white dude.
Look at his ass out there with his glasses on out in the middle of this fucking safari trying to talk to these niggas.
Trying to talk these niggas out of nigga shit.
When you white people gonna learn, you can't talk niggas out of nigga shit.
Now, I know you like because white people are really adventurous.
White people say, I can tame these grizzlies.
If I have tamed these polar, I have tamed the west.
I tame the nigglers.
Oh, no, my God.
You can calm her for a minute.
If you got some bucket of chicken, too easy.
But he out there trying to stop this bitch from doing this.
Now, you see, that's a nice car.
It's a Mercedes.
It's an old model, but it's still a Mercedes.
Look what this bitch did to her own car.
Oh, my God.
For a chicken sandwich, baby.
Y'all see this?
For a chicken sandwich.
Why, yes, sir.
This bitch did this to her own vehicle.
She did that to her own car.
Why did she do that to her own car?
She's a dumb bitch.
Other than that fact, she did that to her own car.
Oh, my God, man.
Attempting to cut into the Popeyes.
Grammarly does more.
Fuck you, Grammarly.
Yeah, no shit.
Fuck you, Grammarly is right.
Grammarly does do more.
Like interrupt my motherfucking broadcast.
Now, this woman did that to her own damn car.
Y'all got to understand.
She did that to her own vehicle.
Why did she do that to her own vehicle?
She wanted a chicken sandwich.
She wanted a $5 chicken sandwich.
Trying to get in the line to get the chicken.
Let's break some news.
Ladies, gentlemen.
Uh-oh, breaking news.
Breaking news.
Tommy News.
All right, are we going to see?
Are we going to see her get a little crazy?
Are we going to see her get a little crazy here?
Gentlemen, I got to break the damn news.
Yes, and Super Adam said, God, I'm hungry.
It does make you hungry to sit here and listen about this chicken, but damn it, it's embarrassing to be black.
How many of you black folks have seen the shit that black folks do?
And you'd be uber and fucking embarrassed.
And what make it worse is this fucking newscast will come on in the break room while you at work and the white people will see it, and then they'll turn around and look at you, like you, the one stupid, as you're doing that.
I mean he's right.
I mean y'all done that shit.
I'm tired of that shit.
Every time I see a black story, I just want to 91% getting the water.
I don't even eat my lunch in there.
I'm gonna go sit in my car because I'm tired of you white people looking at me, because I didn't have shit to do with that.
Hey, wait a minute.
Hold on, hold on.
No time out.
Hold on, wait a minute.
Hold on Tommy Sotomayor.
Look, I'm guilty of this.
All right, even though he has a guiltless shirt on.
I'm guilty of this and I look.
It's not because I'm racist, it's because of the constant stereotypes that have been fed to me by Hollywood and by the entertainment industry.
I mean seriously, I will be looking off of, in the periphery of my eyesight, looking at black folks eating chicken, because it's like I don't know it's, it's like wow, he loves it.
You know, I get it.
I get what Sotomayor is saying here.
I get it, I get it they be looking at the TV like this.
Then turn and look at you.
Fuck you white people, I didn't do that shit.
I don't even like Popeyes.
Now I know I'm lying, but fuck it, I don't want you white people looking at me like that.
I like Popeyes, but I don't want to ever eat chicken in front of white.
Look that chicken from Popeye.
Fuck that they could come by with a free chicken plate at the basketball game.
Everybody has a free chicken.
All right, that's enough.
All right, we get it.
So to my, or we get it dude.
I thought you were gonna show a little bit of some footage of some uh buck wild stuff, but I get it and And thank you, M. Cook, for the $100 bill.
But we talked about this, I think, a couple of shows ago, showing all the different violent incidences happening because of this damn chicken sandwich.
Oh, no.
Oh, God.
Christ.
Call To Prayer Singing00:03:12
Can you shove it up your ass?
Engineer, get over here and clean me up.
I'm not in a wheelchair, assholes.
I don't know why you keep fucking saying that.
I'm not in a damn wheelchair, all right?
I've done four lorico for your asses.
I don't know how many damn times.
Anyway, let's continue on with this episode 120 Ghost Thanksgiving special.
I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
We've got a bunch of backed up $18.66 buckers, which are nothing but YouTube requests.
So that's what we're doing here.
So let's go ahead and get to the next one.
The next one is requested by Tim McCrab.
Tim McCrab requested this and said, my ancestors.
What the hell does that mean?
We'll see what Tim McCrabb is doing here.
Oh, is this your ancestors there, Tim McCrabb?
Anyway, let's go ahead and take a look at what Tim McCrabb requested.
Play it.
Let's see what this is.
Oh, this is your ancestors?
Is that the ancestors there?
What kind of ancestors are these?
What are these Persians?
Are they Persians?
Are these Persians?
I mean, do I need a call to prayer?
Do we need a call to prayer up in there?
Whoa. Whoa.
Pretty brutal war.
A bunch of wild jihudis committing some brutality, pure butchery.
Hey, wait a minute.
Why is everybody saying I'm racist in the chat room?
I'm not racist, dude.
I was just singing a call to prayer.
I was just singing a call to prayer, for Christ's sake.
Brutal Mongol War Clips00:08:55
Break!
Are these the Mongols?
Are these the Mongols here?
A little bit of the Mongols.
So what does everybody think about the Mongol music?
I thought Mongol music was that weird voice that who's else who's this fruit and let's go ahead.
Thank you very much, Tim McCrab.
He requested that one right there.
He said it was his ancestors.
I'm assuming it's either Persians or Turkish or the Mongols.
Your guess is as good as mine, but thank you very much, Tim McCrab.
Let's go ahead and get to the next $18.66 bucker.
This is requested by somebody, and look, this is their name, okay?
This is their name, Finger Me Daddy.
All right, that's the name for Christ's sake.
Art Hammond!
The dude talking about the chicken sandwich cracked me up.
He's fucking hilarious and is very witty and had great points.
Seriously, this episode has been great so far, man.
Hey, thank you, man.
I hope so, too, dude.
I hope so, too.
Cheers to Art Hammond.
Well, it seems like he's in a good mood today.
Let's go ahead and play the next $18.66 bucker by somebody calling themselves Finger Me Daddy.
So let's go ahead and play it.
Jesus Christ.
Wait a minute.
What is this?
What the fuck is this crap?
I mean, come on with the sick garbage, dude.
Seriously, man.
I mean, where do y'all find this garbage?
Fucking sick assholes Daddy be nimble.
Daddy be quick.
Daddy has a rock-hard dick.
What the fuck?
Two cummy, three, comie, four.
Daddy comes so much.
He can't.
You know, look, pause this.
Pause this.
Wait, wait, ghosts come.
What? the fuck was that about?
What the fuck?
ARE YOU FUCKING SHITING ME?!
Oh my god, no!
Daddy is brave.
Daddy really likes it when I behave.
Oh, my God.
Better let Daddy make you squishy throughout.
This is fucking disgusting, man.
He asked if I was down for something yummy.
And I asked what, and he said he'd give me his cummies.
Oh, dude, this is disgusting, man.
And this is on YouTube, dude.
This is disgusting.
This is utterly disgusting.
One coming, two coming, three coming, four.
I'm daddy's princess, but I'm also a whore.
Oh my god.
I mean, are you shitting me?
Oh my God, fucking where the ghosts come into that fucking equation of that sick crap.
Oh, my God.
All right, look.
All right.
I've had enough for Christ's sake.
All right.
What's up to Jenova Wolf for a $25 bill?
Cheers to Jenova Wolf, man.
Thank you again for your $25 bill, man.
Art Hammond.
Holy shit, this video is so hot.
I'm cooming all over my walls.
No, don't even.
Don't even try.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Anyway, let's move on.
Hold on just a second.
Let me make sure I'm at the correct place that I need to be, folks.
I'm a little...
We've got so many of these $18.66 buckers.
It's pathetic, man.
All right.
And what is this ghost coming?
Look, that's not funny, dude.
All right.
I wasn't expecting that.
I sure as hell wasn't expecting that.
That's disgusting.
It's sick.
It's perverted.
And we ain't down with that shit.
All right.
We ain't down with that.
All right.
Take about 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack with that type of perverted talk.
All right.
And by the way, the next $18.66 bucker is by Patiently Waiting, who said it's my choice.
My choice.
He donated an $18.66 bucker and Patiently Waiting said it's my choice.
So let me see what I want to play.
All right.
It's Ghost turn now.
It's Ghost's choice.
So let me see.
What do I want to play here?
Okay, since it's my choice.
And, you know, I want to talk a little bit about.
I don't know.
Let's see what it lets it is.
Let me see something.
It's Ghost's choice for an $18.66 bucker.
I'm looking through my history here.
And let me see.
I want something.
What the fuck?
What the fuck do I play?
What the hell do I play?
And Jesus Christ, I don't want to show y'all my history.
Am I actually watching this kind of crap?
Jesus Christ.
I'm glad you guys can't see my history for heaven's sake.
A lot of it has to do with you, sons of bitches, that are out here making me play these disgusting, despicable videos.
So I'm just saying.
Anyway, let me see what we got here.
How about I've got a good idea?
Let's watch a prank vid.
All right, let's watch a prank video for Christ's sake.
Let me see.
Let's see.
Maybe not.
Maybe not.
Maybe a prank video.
How about a prank video?
Let's just go ahead and do it.
How about here?
How about how about this right here?
How about this?
How about the Jesus Christ?
All right.
Well, look, I'll think of something.
Let me just continue.
Forget about it.
All right.
Let me just continue.
I'm taking too much time worrying about what the hell I should play here.
And maybe.
I got taken.
Why the fuck did I get taken off the air?
Why the hell did I take it off the air?
Why are you taking off the fucking air?
I didn't do nothing.
I didn't do nothing.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
I'm trying to do a Thanksgiving special.
I'm trying to provide family entertainment.
And this is the kind of fucking shit I get, man.
Oh, Christ, man.
I don't even have the engineer here to be doing this shit.
I'm a good boy.
I didn't do nothing, man.
Wait a minute.
Am I back?
I think I'm back.
All right.
Am I back?
Testies 1-2.
I have to hold it.
My poop, even if it kills me.
I like to hold my poop in.
Oh, shit.
Oh, no.
It's sliding down my apartment.
Who gives it a dude?
Shut up.
I hold it.
Hold that shit in.
This shit burns my heart.
Shut up with that.
Who would donate something like this?
Hold it.
Who would donate something like this for heaven's sake?
Anyway, it seems like we're back.
All right.
My apologies, folks.
I don't know what the hell's going on here.
We got ourselves a little bit of a glitch.
I don't know what the hell happened.
All right, but let's continue here.
I've got the next $18.66 bucker.
It's requested by a 2012 fan who actually donated $30 and say, way to celebrate Thanksgiving than playing a spooky Halloween story.
Oh, Christ.
It's this guy with the Halloween stories.
And look, I got to play his Halloween story.
Did a $30 bill, so we gotta go ahead and do it.
Oh, Jesus Christ, here comes Grammarly again.
Jesus Christ, you know what I don't like about Grammarly is from what I understand is that they will replace words that they deem or that the program Grammarly deems non-politically correct.
All right, believe it or not.
So that's why Grammarly, in my opinion, can eat a dick up.
All right, here it is, 2012 fan.
He likes nice stories.
Spooky Halloween Storytime00:12:04
So here's 2012 fan story.
Go ahead and play it.
I was a new student to Southern Lehigh High School in Pennsylvania.
Going into my junior year of high school, not knowing anyone was really rough.
Everyone obviously had their friend group sorted out by then.
The worst part was lunchtime, though.
My school wouldn't let juniors leave for lunch.
This is so corny.
So I had to eat in the cafeteria.
I was dreading it because I knew I'd have no one to sit with, and I didn't want to force myself into a random table.
When lunchtime finally came, however, I walked into the cafeteria with my tray of food, looking for a place to sit.
Every single table was taken.
I didn't even have the option of sitting alone.
But there was one table in the corner of the cafeteria with only two kids sitting at it.
Oh, yeah, who's that?
Ebony and Ivory.
I walked over and asked if I could sit there.
They both looked at each other, and one of them said, Yeah.
I noticed upon sitting down that the two were identical twins.
They looked like they were partially of Hispanic heritage, but they didn't have accents.
Hispandex!
They honestly seemed alright.
They introduced themselves as Antonio and Bruno, and they had a conversation with me.
They invited me to.
Hispandex?
Why not?
I had to start off somewhere as far as making friends.
I got their numbers, and after school, I went home to drop off all my stuff.
Shortly after, I got a text from Bruno, telling me he and his brother were planning on hanging out.
He told me to meet them around 9 that night at the nearby cemetery that was like a 10-minute walk from my house.
He said there was a cool hangout spot near there.
Plus, the first day of school was on a Friday, so he had off the next day.
I had nothing to do, so I said, Yeah, I'm down.
When the time came, Bruno texted me one more time asking if I was still coming.
I said, Yeah, I'm gonna leave in a few, and confirmed we were meeting on the road by the cemetery.
Going to the cemetery, huh?
So I began my walk in the dark to the cemetery.
The longer I walked, the more I thought about my whole move and being the new kid in high school, and thinking about the fact that I was literally walking to a cemetery at night to hang out with two kids I just met.
But anyway, I got to the little road next to the cemetery and asked Bruno where they were.
He started typing right away, and he said they were in the woods hanging by a small lake that they wanted to show me.
Then he promptly sent his location.
So I made my way into the woods, pushing branches out of my way, using my tiny phone flashlight as my only light.
I started calling for Bruno and Antonio as I felt like I was closing.
Bruno, Antonio!
Mr. Nightmare, aka Mister.
I read shit directly from Reddit and claim it's true because I have no fucking original content of my own.
Please listen as I drone on in monotone and make you wonder if I have a cold.
Thank you.
Like and subscribe.
Thank you.
Oh god, this dude.
Yeah, I don't know why this guy's got 4.7 million fucking subscribers.
Being some fucking monotone, fucking no personality having jerk off, being like, Yeah, I was a new kid out there in a Pennsylvania high school, and I came across two his spandex, Bruno and Antonio, which actually sound like Italian names, but I'm gonna say his spandex for the context of this story.
And what they wanted me to do is go out and meet him in a cemetery so we could have a good old circle jerk over Old Man Smith's grave site.
I mean, give me a fucking breath.
Thank you, but look, 2012 fan did request this for a $30 bill, so let's go ahead and play the rest of it.
At least, suddenly, I heard footsteps, so I stopped.
Definitely footsteps approaching me, but they were very low and slow.
They called out that they better not be trying to scare me.
When they weren't answering me, though, I decided this was stupid.
I turned and started walking back towards the road.
Hold on, hold on, we got another dono here.
No sleep went down this guy's channel would die.
He has a leech, the likes of Gary the producer.
Gary deserves his skull.
Smashed open two by the way.
Yeah, no shit, Tim McCrab.
No shit.
And listen, I have no idea how this guy's got 4.7 million subscribers, but that just goes to show you that you just, you know, have to be a no-personality-having half-a-feminine piece of fucking vernacular sounding shit to be able to attract, I guess, a good portion of the population nowadays.
Go ahead and play it.
I was faster than them, and I could run for miles.
And that's what I did.
I ran straight home and told my parents.
They considered calling the cops, but I thought it would be better to get pictures of the nail marks on my neck and report it to the school the next day.
Nail marks?
And with the help of the text that I got from Bruno, I was able to get the two students expelled.
My parents made me block both their numbers.
I didn't exactly argue with that, though.
My parents wanted me to get away from it.
Oh my god, I mean, is this the end of the story?
Yeah, no shit.
Yeah, tub guy.
Oh, my.
Went back home, we got in our tub, and oh my, no shit.
And I told them simply, not as far as I know.
So, anyway, one night about a week later, I woke up to my room feeling really cold.
I heard the sound of wind blowing into my room, and I looked at the window to see it was slid completely open.
I wondered if my mom came in to open it, but that would make absolutely no sense.
It was like 50 degrees out that night.
I walked over to it and looked down below.
A few feet below my bedroom window, there's a pair of the exterior parts.
Jesus Christ!
I live on a farm.
Oh no, oh god.
A man with a big farm boy brown-shaped and pretty huge compared to most cocks.
Oh, fuck, he got that rape face.
He slowly comes up to me.
Enough of the fanfic stories, all right?
I just got that on Thanksgiving.
All right, molested farm boy.
What is this mask pony?
This is boring.
Skip to the pod with it.
Talk about incontinence, please.
No, thank you, masked pony.
No, thank you.
Anyway, let's play the rest of this.
Creating a sort of ledge underneath my window that my father always told me to jump onto in case of a fire.
I shut my window and walked over to my pants.
Jesus Christ!
What?
What?
Sound of wind blowing.
There's a sound of blowing.
Alright, that's what?
All the guys that read these creepy stories are tards.
Yeah.
So, dumb why do people like this trash?
I don't know.
We would like to grab that if possible.
I think that it should be up and running, man.
I'll let everybody know the 411 on the next broadcast.
But yeah, man, I mean, everything's up and running.
We got a whole bunch of archives.
Yeah.
Thank you there.
These stories stink.
I agree with you, but let's listen to it.
Let's let the story end here.
And my mom groggily asked what I had to ask her if she opened my window.
She sat up saying, No, why?
I told her in a louder, more concerned voice now that my window was opened all the way by somebody.
She started shaking my dad to wake him up and go check my room with me.
But when he woke up, he told me to grow up and go back to sleep.
I left my parents' door open as I walked back down the hall to my room.
You know, shit, don't be a puss.
I picked up on something that I'm surprised I picked up on.
My door.
It seemed to be half shut now, as opposed to completely open when I left.
I pushed the door open just a little bit so I could get a look through the crack and see if, you know, someone was behind me.
Jesus Christ.
Especially when you're in the middle of me, come on, man.
Enough of this shit.
Jesus Christ, man.
We're never going to end.
You see, this is what I'm.
Dude, and that's another reason I can't be doing eight fucking hour shows like this, dude.
I can't be doing it, man.
But, you know, you guys ain't going to listen to me, so what the fuck?
Though I had the thought of the possibility, I never could have actually expected to see it.
There was someone hiding behind my door.
I screamed for my dad like a little girl.
I screamed so loud, I'm sure it could be heard three doors down.
Hey, we're getting to the middle of the story.
Goobers or raisinettes?
Squeak once for yes.
Happy noodle boy.
I am wiggling my happy noodle boy.
Do you not see?
Huh?
Was fair breakfast?
Fuck you, Mr. Platypus.
Hey, where's your head?
Happy Noodle Boy, what a way to disrupt, you know, some content here.
We're listening to Mr. Nightmare, the monotone fucking asshole who's blowing the balls off.
Super effective.
Turkey, turkey, I knew you didn't get it.
Fucking turkey tits.
Shut up.
Turkey, turkey, turkey, We get it with your fucking turkey, all right?
Shut up.
We gotta listen to the rest of this shit.
This is supposed to be a scary story.
Jesus Christ.
Is this really four stories?
This one story has been like half of the video almost.
I know.
This is supposed to be four stories, believe it or not, there, Tim McCrav.
Then my door suddenly slammed shut just as my dad came rushing out of his room over to me.
I screamed, there's people in my room, so he barged into the room and turned the light on.
Oh my god, dude, why?
Big happening in July of 2020.
Trump is going to be trying all of the traitors in court.
Unveiled secrets of the hidden reply soon.
Keep in touch, cue.
We dox cue, dude.
I mean, give me a fucking bribe.
Let's not go back to that.
Anyway, what the hell is this?
Who the hell is this?
Gutsa.
One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood.
He could no longer help himself as he watched Andy.
All right, never mind, dude.
We don't want to fucking hear that shit.
Can we just play the rest of this, please?
My dad ran to the window, then downstairs and out the front door to attempt to chase them down.
But he came back a few minutes later, out of breath, saying he didn't see anyone.
Full of energy and fear, I swore it had to be those twins that I got expelled.
My dad called the police, and I had to talk to them when they arrived, explaining the whole story back to the incident in the woods.
My father backed up my story, but without proof of who entered, they said there wasn't anything they could do.
JESUS WITH THIS FUCKING STORY, MAN!
WAIT A MINUTE, HOLD ON! HOLD ON, WAIT A MINUTE!
They look like trouble?
Jewish Family Police Incident00:15:12
Why?
Because they were his spandex?
How come this is still on YouTube when he's blatantly being racist in this story?
I knew I should have stayed away from him.
They looked like trouble.
Bruno and Antonio, by because they were his spandex?
All right, I've had enough of this.
All right, we get it.
All right, we get it for Christ's sake.
How is that still up on this broad?
How is that on YouTube there, huh?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, thank you once again, 2012 fan.
And by the way, Lone Star, Lone Star donated a $300 building.
Be a part of the inner circle.
Once again, I'm going to be emailing your email address that you used to get the $300 inner circle slot.
So, Lone Star, be on the lookout for that.
Be on the lookout for that link to that email address, dude.
All right, let's continue going here.
Let's get to another $18.66 bucker up in here.
We got them piled up too, dude.
We got a lot of them to deal with.
I mean, it's a Thanksgiving night.
Episode 120.
I didn't realize.
What is this?
Hey, ghost.
Here's a pop quiz for you.
All right.
Here's a bit of background information first.
Iceland is in the North Atlantic.
Its capital city is Reykjavik.
Now onto the question.
Are turkeys bisexual?
I'll give you a hint.
Gobble, gobble, gobble.
Are turkeys bisexual?
Why do I even give a shit if they are or not?
I mean, why would I even care for Christ's sake if turkeys are bisexual?
Jesus Christ.
All right, let's get to the next $18.66 buck.
This is by Skunkler.
Okay, Skunkler requested this one here, so let's see what the hell Skunkler had to request for an $18.66 bucker.
Oh, hold on just a second.
Hold on.
Hold on just one second.
I'm not, I can't, I can't play this.
I can't play this.
All right, look at it.
This is about fucking male medical exams.
All right, let me let me show you what I'm talking about out here.
I can't play this.
All right.
I cannot play.
They're showing guys penises and shit like that.
You're an idiot.
Who the hell did this?
What's this fucker's name?
Skunkler.
I'm not playing that, Skunkler.
Oh, no.
Oh, God.
It happened again.
I just soiled my wheelchair again.
Engineer, get over here and team block.
I'm not playing this shit and fuck you with your...
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Turkey, All right, dude, enough of the fucking turkey bullshit, dude.
Alright enough!
Alright enough!
Jesus fucking Christ man.
SHUT UP!
With your fucking turkey man!
SHUT UP!
Shut up!
Turkey, Fucking Thanksgiving over here for Christ's sake.
Now, listen, folks, I can't show this because they're literally like, you know, putting things in penis holes.
There's a guy bent over and he's getting a prostate exam with a finger in his ass.
Look, let me just show you.
All right, look at this.
Okay?
This is what's going on here, okay?
All right, that's all I'm saying.
All right, I'm not going to sit here and have some fucking doctors shoving fingers up a male ass.
You know, it's, I mean, this is disgusting, dude.
This is fucking disgusting.
In Turkish Turkey is Hindi, and in Canada, milk comes in bags.
Also, kill all Jews and play the video.
I'm not playing this video, dude.
I'm not playing it.
All right.
I'm not playing it.
It's got, dude, this is disgusting.
Look, look at this.
I can only show you the cartoon.
Look at this.
All right.
That's all I got.
I mean, that's what I'm not.
I'm not playing any more than that.
All right.
Hey, Skunkler, if you want me to play something else, you know.
Oh, no.
I'll play something else.
I'm not playing this shit.
I just played an unsunny joke again.
I'm not playing this shit.
Get over here and help me get some mud.
Shut up.
I'M NOT IN A FUCKING WHEELCHAIR, GOD DAMMIT!
Fuckin' assholes.
...can be even dearer friends.
Man, this is why I don't.
This is why I'm doing less and less shows here, dude.
You know what?
This is why I'm doing less and less shows because, I mean, you fucking guys, you know what I mean?
This is why I'm not.
Turkey, This is why I don't do it, dude.
This is why I'm not even tipping around.
This is why I don't do it.
This is why I've been coming on here less and less.
Turkey, turkey, turkey, turkey, Shut up for Christ's sake.
I'd buy that for a while.
Ban Joshua.
Everyone type JX to ban Josh L117.
Ban Josh L117.
What is he the son of a bitch that donated that sick crap?
Jesus Christ.
All right, let's get to the next one.
Look, Skunkler, you want me to play something else?
You donate something else.
I'm not going to play that shit.
Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday because the family gets stuffed.
And then afterwards, we reach into each other's assholes and play stuff the grandma.
Christ.
And then we pull out all of our stomachs.
All right, we get it.
Just shut up.
All right.
Just shut up.
Anyway, let's get to the next $18.66 bucker.
This is by Andrew.
Andrew said, What Tony Soprano should do to millennials.
All right, let's go ahead and play this.
See what the hell Matthew's talking about.
What?
I'll talk to him about it.
Fuck that.
I've been telling you for months now.
This guy's no good.
And I need that money for my long-range planning.
I want to sit down.
All right.
Answer the fucking phone.
Hello.
Yeah.
Camela.
Sounds like she's crying.
All right.
Gotta go take care of the family over there, man.
I gotta take a fucking family.
What the fuck's going on over here?
Yeah.
What?
A permanent expulsion.
I prayed I wouldn't ever see this.
Even I managed to get through school without getting expelled.
You know, maybe it's a blessing.
Well, I don't see how that could be.
The place was too loose.
It was too easy.
How can you say that?
I got expelled.
You got nothing to say till I tell you.
Unless I ask you a direct question.
Tony.
Kick his ass.
I will call it all day.
Kick his ass.
6,000 square foot house, big screen TVs, food on the table, video games, all kinds of scooters and bicycles.
Columbia University, and for what?
To come home to this sucks to be you.
Fucking kick the shit out of him.
Kick the shit out of him.
Kick the shit out of him.
You goddamn right.
Counselor said this might be a cry for hell.
Oh, come on.
She recommends this.
Burton McGay.
The Trump kids.
It's a psychologist right off the ass.
No more fucking schools that cuddle him.
He's going to military school.
What?
That's right.
I got some brochures.
Send him to fucking military.
She was going to send Harper there, but she didn't have the money and it was too fucking late.
You goddamn right.
We're looking at those brochures.
I know, Broad.
Get in the fucking kitchen and make me a fucking cannoli and shut up, bitch.
All right.
The whole reason why this little brat is acting this way is because you coddled this fucking little kid.
You damn right.
That's what happened.
That's what should happen to these millennials.
You know what's unfortunate is you took away daddy from most of the homes of these millennials and these Gen Zers.
That's the problem.
That's the problem.
You took away daddy and daddy ain't around anymore.
And these boys that are being raised by single mothers, they ain't intimidated by a little single mother fucking slapping them in the face.
They don't care.
You understand that?
Because they know their mom's a whore.
All right.
They're probably in the fucking room, all right, playing Nintendo or some kind of shit, listening to their mother getting balled in the next room by every Tom Dick and Harry.
All right.
So, I mean, of course, these goddamn fucking males that are being raised by single mothers are going to have problems.
Hey, ghost, I sent the wrong link.
Please use this link.
I already gave the 18.66.
Yeah, I don't even know who the fuck is that.
When you see my name, use this.
I have no idea who you Tony Soprano.
Well, we'll see.
I don't see you anywhere, Tony Soprano.
Let me see here.
I'm looking.
Oh, I see it.
All right.
I got you.
I got you.
All right.
All right.
Who's next here?
We've got fried rice in Hong Kong is next, okay?
Fried rice in Hong Kong is next for another $18.66 bucker.
Let's see what the hell he's got to say.
And by the way, what did you say in your little text?
You said a clip of Hong Kong protesters making some delicious fried rice.
I doubt it is.
I doubt it is.
Hold on, look at this is.
Oh, dude, this is disgusting, dude.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Damn right.
Send out those kids to go die for Israel.
Enforce them to the political.
Screw family values.
We need to let our men die fighting for a worthless cause.
Shove it up your ass.
Nobody's dying for no worthless cause, all right?
I mean, just because you're a Nick Fuentes worshiper, that fucking LARP, doesn't mean that you're gonna do shit, all right?
Hey, Nick Fuentes here, and you know what I'm gonna do?
Is I'm gonna say things like Zionism and white genocide and gonna make a bunch of incels that are out there where this kind of little dog whistle vernacular actually penetrates their head, you know?
So, anyway, let's continue on.
Who the hell requested this?
Fried rice in Hong Kong.
What is this?
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
What the hell?
The Hong Kong protest of such men on fire!
Are you shitting me?
Oh!
Oh my god, turn that shit off!
Oh my god!
Oh my god, they set him on fire!
They set the man on fire!
Oh God!
Oh my god, dude!
Oh my god, look, I can't show the rest of that.
I'm sorry, folks, alright?
I can't show the rest of that.
I'm sorry.
I had no idea that was gonna be the damn video.
I had no idea.
Fried rice in Hong Kong, you're a piece of crap for donating that, man.
You're an absolute utter piece of trash for donating that.
All right, look, I'm getting done.
I'm already done with this.
This is a bad idea coming up here for fucking Thanksgiving.
You people are being a bunch of dicks, and I'm just gonna fucking hurry up and get the hell out of here.
All right, stop donating.
Stop donating.
CGTN is funded in whole or in part by the Chinese government.
LMFAO, actual fucking propaganda by the stupid communist Chinese propaganda.
R-O-F-L, ghost playing literal Chinese government somebody requested it, you idiot.
Somebody requested it.
Alright, somebody requested it.
I didn't play it because I wanted to.
They applied some sort of gel to him before this.
There are alternative angle videos that show him running away with no injuries.
It's all bullshit.
Wow, it's a fucking communist propaganda, according to most people.
Extra long show makes me long.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
All right.
Houston hell on earth.
All right, dude, that's enough.
Okay, everybody, that's enough.
All right, let's get to the next $18.66 buckers.
I've had about enough of this shit.
Der Wicking requested this.
He said, Here, ghost, use this so you can afford turkey next year.
This is educational.
All right, what the hell are you talking about?
The hell are you talking about, for Christ's sake?
All right, what this what?
How is this educational?
Put the PC shot on.
This is requested by Der Wicking.
Der Wicking requested this.
What?侍だ!ユダヤというのは自分の正体を隠して背後から操ることを得て知っている。 Did Nick Fulente's request this shit?
Well, the Japanese don't like Jewish people.
Why?当然アフリカの中にも侍がいるぞ.
What the fuck?
Japanese Mob Deep Video00:15:17
Whoa, whoa, hold on, $50 bill.
M. Cook in the house again, baby!
$50 bills!
Hey, G. Cheers.
What do you think would happen to the price of QTUM if China uses it as their main source of currency?
Through the roof.
Thanks for all your help with my first crypto investment through the roof.
Through the roof, baby.
That's what'll happen.
Through the roof.
Cheers to M Cook, by the way.
A wholesome video.
Oh, God, dude.
I'm getting backed up with these $18.66 bucker up in here, man.
And why is this Japanese man hating on Jews?
Oh, my God.
All right.
That's about enough.
This is anti-Semitic Japanese propaganda.
All right.
Anyway, M Cook, cheers to M Cook, by the way.
He's already donated $150 today alone.
Happy Thanksgiving to him and his damn.
There's Khabib Nagamarov.
What happened to these Japs?
They used to be based.
Dude, I don't know what the hell happened.
I don't know what's going on.
I didn't realize that Japanese folks were anti-Semitic in any capacity.
They're just you learn something new every day.
I'll tell you that right now.
You learn something new every damn day of your life.
All right, let me go ahead and get to this next $18.66 bucker.
This is by Seriously Samsung.
Seriously, Samsung requested this $18.66 bucker.
And what the hell did you say?
You said it appears somebody wants to do 18 buckers.
Might as well join the fray anyway.
Enjoy.
Okay, so let's see what the hell Seriously Samsung requested here.
Hold on just a second.
Hold on.
I gotta make sure Japanese mutants they got mutated.
Oh, Jesus.
Don't do that.
Don't call Japanese people Japanese mutants, dude.
All right, here, once again, seriously, Samsung requested this.
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
He did your trip to the fucking woodshed.
Fucking daddy.
You're goddamn lucky.
I'm your daddy, boy.
Okay, Boomer.
Jesus Christ, you sick idiot.
Fucking seriously, Samsung, you sick son of a bitch.
I should have known, man.
I should have known, especially when it comes to fucking you.
All right, what a fucking Thanksgiving special this is turning out to be, man.
What a damn fucking special this is turning out to be.
Hey, what is this, Skunkler?
Not playing my video proves you're homophobic and a scandal.
Dude, that's I'm not mad.
Please play my video.
I'll play if it really sums up your show nicely.
If I can play it, if it's not fucking showing dicks and asses, all right, I'll play it, dude.
I'm not going to play anything that's deemed fucking pornographic.
That was damn near pornographic, dude.
Anyway, let's move on.
Gray Steele requested this $18.66 bucker Gray Steel.
He didn't say anything, so let's see what Gray Steel requested here.
Oh, what is this?
Hold on, what is this?
Thanksgiving Eli Roth?
What the hell is this?
What the hell?
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
Gray Steel requested this.
What the hell is this?
Uh, this doesn't look good.
The fuck?
In the town of Plymouth, Massachusetts, the fourth Thursday in November is the most celebrated day of the year.
The table is set.
The festivities have begun.
What the fuck?
What an uninvited guest had arrived.
And this year, there will be no leftovers.
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
A gore movie having something to do with Thanksgiving?
Uh-oh, this doesn't look appropriate.
Oh!
Oh, shit!
You son of a bitch!
You son of a bitch.
God fucking damn it!
You fucking sons of bitches, man!
All right, look, dude, I'm done, dude.
I'm fucking done.
All right, I'm fucking done with you fucking pieces of shit.
I fucking come here on a goddamn Thanksgiving.
Oh, no, damn!
No, stop fucking donating to me, you fucking dickheads!
You fucking unappreciative dicks!
All right, stop donating to me!
You're all a bunch of unappreciative fucking dickheads!
Alright, each and every one of you are a bunch of unappreciative fucking dickheads!
My video should go.
And I fucking hate you all!
Thanks, Ghostler.
I fucking hate you all, man.
You fucking pieces of shit.
Stop donating to me, you fucking shithead.
Fucking assholes, man.
I'm getting the fuck out of here after I'm done with these stupid fucking videos.
Fuck you.
I come here on a goddamn fucking Thanksgiving, and this is how you fucking you, you fucking pieces of shit, man.
You fucking pieces of low-grade, disposable fucking road trash.
I mean, I'm not even joking around, man.
I fucking spit in every one of your fucking faces.
I spit in your fucking face.
You fucking pieces of fucking dog shit, man.
It's fucking Thanksgiving, and this is the kind of shit you're doing.
Shit, ghost.
Listen, stop fucking donating, you fucking dickheads.
I'm tired.
I'm done with you people.
You too, motherfucking pig.
I'm done with it.
Fuck you, Lee Kwang, alright?
Titz McGhost, fuck you too, man.
This is not fucking funny.
I'm fucking tired, dude.
I'm gonna take another fucking week off, man.
I'm not even joking around.
I don't need to be putting up with this fucking shit.
Fucking pieces of garbage, man.
I swear to God.
Gray Steel, I would fucking kick you in the fucking balls if you were in front of me right now, you fucking stupid piece of shithead crap.
Man, stop fucking donating!
I'm tired of your shit!
Stop fucking donating!
I don't want your shit!
IF THIS IS HOW YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING TREAT ME, FUCK YOU, FUCKING DICKHEADS MAN, WAIT Wasting a fucking Thanksgiving on you fucking pieces of dreadful shit That's how you fucking repay me, right?
That's how you fucking repay me.
Man, all of you, I hope you all fucking die cancer.
The cock proof.
You're homophobic.
You play boobs but not tips on prostate.
Go, shut up.
Oh sorry, shut the fuck up.
I feel bad now, fucking idiot.
All right look, we gotta go to Duva dude, next.
All right, stop fucking donating.
I'm not even kidding, I look, I'm telling you all to stop.
Yes, please kick me in the balls.
That's my fetish.
Harder, do it harder.
Just leave me alone dude seriously, just fucking.
Leave me alone seriously, man.
Oh no, oh god, it happened again.
I just soiled my wheelchair.
Just fucking.
Leave me alone, dude.
Seriously fucking, leave me alone.
Pig pig donating.
I don't want to talk to you people anymore.
All right Pig Jesus, fucking Christ pig, fuck you.
And your goddamn pig man, fuck you.
Man pig Pig Jesus, fucking Christ pig.
Shut up, shut the fuck up.
All right ghost, please be nice.
By the way, my name is Derwiking, or the named after an SS division.
Be educated, all right, I'm very proud of you, Der Wiking.
All right, very proud of you.
Wait to scream over my TTS, you harem girl.
Go back to the video.
I need to get that nut.
No cat, we're not fucking doing that there.
Tim McCrown, you took the video off after you saw her tits.
You don't like tits?
What are you hey, asshole?
I this is not.
Fuck all of you, all right.
Fuck all of you, all right.
Seriously man, you all make me fucking want to puke.
So just sit there and shut up.
Here's Duvadude, okay.
Duva Dude requested this.
He said last dono for the night, let's ball out, shout out to the sanctuary and shout out to the haters giving me a laugh.
Y'all are a bunch of shook ones.
And shout out to train lover, where are you, man?
Bring the tunes, okay.
So here is Duva Dude.
He requested this.
Play it a little bit of mob deep, all right, and don't donate anymore.
All right, I don't want, i'm tired of you.
Don't donate anymore!
One of these brothers is dead.
Prodigy is dead.
Oh my god, I got you scuffed off.
What a fucking thanksgiving.
This is episode 120, and this is what I'm getting, dude.
Oh, my God.
Anyway, DubaDude requested this.
Jesus Christ.
Why do y'all do this to me, man?
I'm fucking broadcasting to you assholes on thanksgiving.
Why the fuck would y'all do this to me?
Just get that whole body laced up with bullet holes.
Why stop scamming us?
I am tired of you.
Give us a barrel roll, you bitch asshole.
What the fuck are you talking about?
You, i'm not a scammer.
You're gonna be your very last words.
Just don't move.
Why don't you listen to a little bit of this mob deep?
All right, get yourself cultured, for christ's sake.
I'm pretty sure more than half of you, sons of bitches, ain't cultured for shit, for real.
Yeah, mob deep.
Once again, this is requested by Doola Dudes.
Oh, thank God.
Jesus Christ.
I'm telling you, I can't believe you people are doing this to me on a fucking Thanksgiving night.
Alright?
Jesus Christ.
Sonny, sonny.
So, what is everybody talking about a little bit of Mob Deep out there?
And fuck all of you saying better than Pan Terry.
Y'all piss me off when y'all say that shit, man.
Hell yeah.
It's fucking my B's, man.
Pretty lit as right.
Wait, man, this isn't fucking boomer music.
Shut up, man.
This ain't Boomer music.
Hell yeah, man.
What?
A little bit of Mobb Deep, bitch.
And this is not boomer music.
You guys are a bunch of idiots.
That okay boomer meme has gotten your stupid, dumb fucking female hand.
I'm zipping.
E and Jay got my mind flipping.
I'm busting.
Dig him out without a whole husky.
Yeah.
Everybody, let's yell out them hootie hoos.
You ready?
Getting a little shook, baby.
I like that.
This ain't no such thing as halfway crooks.
Scared to death, but scared to look.
They shook.
This ain't all right.
Thank you very much, Doova Dude, baby.
I didn't know that you liked Mob Deep.
Hold on, what is this?
What is this?
I do whatever I want to.
This is China, not America.
I'm in America today.
I'm in America, you fucking egg roll dick.
All right, great.
I'm very proud of you.
I'm very proud of you there, Lee Kwang.
All right, very proud of you.
Anyway, once again, let me play a little bit more of Dooba Dude.
He did do a $25 bill on that one.
Let's play a little bit more of this.
I knew the dude did do a $25 bill for that one.
Boom. Boom.
He's just a shook one.
Yell on them Hootie Hoos, baby Hootie Hoos Anyway, we had to play a little bit more because Doobadoo donated $25 for this.
So we got to make sure.
Huh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Thank you very much, man.
That was a little bit of Mob Deep by our boy Doova Dude.
Let's go ahead.
Let's move on to the next $18.66 bucker.
This next one is by Pingas.
Pingas requested this.
He said, Hey, G-Man, happy Thanksgiving.
Hope your day went well, my man.
I have a treat for everyone.
Happy Turkey Day.
Let's go ahead and take a look at what Pingas requested for an $18 and 66 bucker.
What is this, Pingas?
Banana Snake Toy Surprise00:15:48
What is this?
Ah, Jesus.
No.
Fucking Pantera with Anime.
You gotta be shitting me, man.
You gotta be kidding me.
Oh, my God.
Way to ruin Pantera for me, you fucking jerks.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Fucking Anime and Pantera!
Anime and Pantera!
I mean, good God!
Jefferson!
Oh, God!
Banana, banana, cherries, banana, Yeah, but this isn't the real Amy Daly, whoever the hell it is.
Your autism is showing.
Your fucking autism is showing you repetitious moron!
off with your fucking autistic repetitious bullshit oh my god alright that's enough dude alright I have enough enough of your stupid fucking idiotic repetitious shit fucking broccoli dude shut up man SHUT UP
For Christ's sake, man, we're watching stupid ass Pantera with a fucking enemy!
Never thought I'd ever see it in my life!
Alright, I've had enough of this shit.
I've had enough.
I mean, stupid ass fucking enemy mixed with fucking Pantera.
I've had enough.
Walk!
Anybody who likes this trash, you're a bunch of sick, perverted, anime-fetish fucks, alright?
Anybody who likes this trash!
Alright, turn this shit off.
Turn it off.
I've had enough of this crap.
We get it, alright?
I'm telling you, I fucking hate anime.
And the people who watch it, you're just as fucking pathetic, alright?
Anyway, let's get to the next one.
Senpai requested this one.
Somebody by the name of Sen Pai.
She even straight fucking Lee Kwang.
Lee Kwang again.
Play all my videos now.
I do not wait for you.
Lee Kwang, fucking suck an egg roll, you fucking piece of fucking kung pow shit.
All right, I play them in order.
All right, who the fuck is this?
Croissant, croissant, cross-cross, cross-Mike is dead, LOL.
What the fuck is that?
Croissant, cross-crossing, I'm retarded.
I have repetitious bullshit because I'm ricotta.
Croissant, I put a bunch of repetitious bunch of emojis because I'm retarded.
I'm retarded.
I like IT Jesus freaking Christ Shut the fuck out man What is this?
Shame on you all for showing succulent, perky blonde milk jugs on a family Gnostic Christianity broadcast.
Ah, come on.
You should play wholesome spooky swords.
Come on, dude.
I'm not saying you should dono one right now.
All right, I've had enough.
Whatever, dude.
All right, let's get to the next $18.66 bucker.
Once again, somebody by the name of Sen Pai requested this.
So let's see what the hell Senpai requested.
What is this crap?
What is this?
What the hell did you just request there, Sen Pai?
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
I'm a teacher, and you're my student.
You're fucking kidding me!
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you shitting me?
I mean, you guys got a lot of fucking problems, man.
I'm serious.
You got a lot of fucking mental problems, dude.
All right, I'm not even joking around.
You guys, you need fucking help.
A lot of you people that are on here, you need fucking help.
You're not right in the head.
All right, let's move on.
This is the next $18.66 bucker.
This is by the pet Mexican.
And what do the pet Mexicans say?
Oh, God.
Oh, no.
It happened again.
I just fingered my neg hole.
Yeah, all right.
Whatever, you idiot.
All right.
Play it all.
It's two minutes.
All right.
Well, we'll see the pet Mexican.
All right.
Tired of you fucking demanding shit out of me.
I'm tired of you pretending like I'm a fucking guy at a swap meet that you can fucking negotiate and fucking barter with and haggle with.
All right, just play the fucking pet Mexicans $18.66 bucker.
All right.
What is this?
The pet Mexican.
Here it is.
Hold on just a second.
Let me make sure.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
And who the fuck is Mike?
Panda snake, panda, snake, panda, snake, panda, snake.
Introducing the Dirty Talk Interactive Fuck Me Silly.
Oh, my God.
Get ready to fuck the naughtiest little nympho that ever talked dirty to you.
She's just one of the interactive fuck friends from Pipe Dream Extreme Toys.
Why are you all doing this?
Are you all doing this voice and powerful vibrations for an unforgettable sensory overload The interactive fuck me silly features a built-in hi-fi speaker Allows this.
This is fucking Thanksgiving, man.
And what she wants you to do.
Oh, I love your cocking, my pussy daddy.
All right, that's it.
Using our exclusive motion-activated technology, your hot cock delivery simultaneously triggers both the powerful internal vibrations and the loud...
Here, look, look, just in case y'all want a visual, here it is.
Delivery, here it is.
Here it is.
Put the PC shot on really fast.
Look at this.
Triggers both the powerful internal vibrations and the loud, sexy, super dirty talking for as long as you keep pounding.
Pound it, and she's enough.
Grind it, and she speaks.
Slap it, and she speaks.
Slap it?
Slap it!
And so does she.
I've had enough of this.
All right, fuck you, pet Mexican.
All right, I don't know if that's the real pet Mexican that did that, but you're a piece of shit for donating that man, all right?
You're a real piece of shit for donating this.
This is fucking.
They were supposed to have family entertainment here, and this is the kind of crap that you're donating.
I mean, Jesus, fucking hell.
Jesus, hell.
Type virgin in the chat if you think ghost is a virgin.
I'm not a fucking virgin, you idiot.
All right.
First of all, I'm married.
And secondly, I told you.
Ghost.
Pretty sure I did two $25 Bucker videos in a row, which for some reason you skipped.
No, I think yours are coming up, dude.
I don't think I skipped them.
Yours are coming up here.
Hold on.
Let me see.
Yours are coming up here.
No, I haven't skipped.
I'm just backed up, dude.
And play this one instead?
Dude, fuck you, dude.
Fuck you.
I'm not playing that.
I'm not playing that shit.
And by the way, Can's Abuser, I'm so backed up on these fucking $18.
Yours is going to come up in one, two, three, four, five.
And then you've got another one.
You got five and six.
So, dude, this is just.
I'm just backed up, dude.
This is fucking backed up shit, man.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
It is what it is.
We're probably not going to get to anything because y'all keep fucking donating this garbage.
All right.
I mean, I tell y'all, stop donating, okay?
Stop fucking donating.
All right.
I don't even know if we're going to get to radio graffiti or shout outs or any of that shit.
I buy that for you.
Danil abuser.
Passive aggressive cans abuser like the fat.
Oh, dude.
Come on, dude.
All right.
And by the way, Ard Hammond, is this Ard Hammond?
He said the Ard Hammond show, ladies and gentlemen, allow us to introduce a quick glimpse into the Ard Hammond show.
Nobody wants to fucking look at your fucking show.
All right, go ahead and play it.
Play this, whatever the fuck this is.
Hold on a second.
Got a little too big there.
Sorry about that.
Hey, what's going on to wait a minute?
I'm sorry.
The Ard Hammond show requested this one for a 25 bucker.
The Ard Hammond show.
Thanks for the shout-outs, everybody.
Let's begin the show.
What are you talking about, Ard Hammond?
Jesus Christ.
Take this shit off!
You fucking...
Fuck it!
Oh, come on, hey, who the hell has donated this shit?
Skunkler the Mexican's pet.
Yeah, all right.
Yeah, real fucking funny, you idiots.
Real fucking funny, all right?
Shut up!
Shut up!
I buy that for a dog.
And Surry, dude, fuck you, Cans.
Fuck you, dude.
Is everybody fucking hating on Can's Abuser for something?
Why is everybody fucking hating on Can's Abuser all of a sudden?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let's continue going here.
Thank you very much, Ard Hammond, for that little shindig there.
Ard Hammond requested that previous donation.
Let's go ahead and get to the next one.
This next one is by a Toy Store Surprise.
They didn't say anything.
A Toy Store Surprise requested this one here.
Let's go ahead and play it.
What is this?
Art Hammond again?
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
A toy store surprise.
Hey, ghost.
I was at the toy store looking for some Fortnite and Minecraft action.
And, well, I found a toy that's actually in the Minecraft section.
And I think you'd really appreciate it.
Oh, great.
Look, it's you and your wife.
Fuck you, you fucking dickhead.
You know what, asshole?
I thought you were being cool with me today for Christ's sake, there, fucking Art Hammond.
I thought you were trying to be cool with me fucking tonight because it's fucking Thanksgiving or whatever.
But no, you gotta be a fucking stupid little fucking beefy tit shithead.
Ram Ranch Rage Mixtape00:06:46
You fucking foreskin muzzle-loving cuckhold connoisseur.
Alright, let's move on.
I'm tired of you people.
All right, let's go to Noble Savage.
All right, Noble Savage actually did a $50 bill and he wants me to play the whole song, so I'm gonna go ahead and play it.
Hopefully, it's not something ridiculous and you know, horrible.
Type can to ban Canz Abuser.
Why do you want to buy it?
Wait, why ban Canz Abuser?
Jesus Christ.
All right, Noble Savage requested this one right here.
Wants me to play the whole song.
So let's know.
Noble Savage, why, man?
Ram against the machine.
I was in the shower.
Oh, my God.
More musical blasphemy, man.
Oh, shit.
18 naked cowboys.
Then the showers at Ram Ranch.
18 naked cowboys.
What the fuck?
In the showers of Ram Ranch 18 naked cowboys In the showers of Ram Ranch Somebody actually did this?
18 naked cowboys.
Cox.
Cowboy's in the shower.
Cowboy's in the shower.
Orchie in the showers at Ram Ranch.
Orchie in the showers.
Hold on, hold on.
Pause this.
Pause this.
What is this?
Can's abuser.
He said, haters gonna hate.
I can't seem to find a fuck to give my haters.
That's why they're mad and they're looking lower than a leprechaun's nutsack like the baggage they are.
Being a new game server manager makes me indifferent to their fail troll tactics.
All right, well, I guess we can see where you're coming from.
Anyway, listen, let's play the rest of Noble Savage's request.
I mean, they actually made these two songs mesh together rather well.
And I'm no fan of Ram Ranch.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
Play the rest of it.
Orgy in the showers at Ram Ranch.
Are you kidding me?
Orchie in the showers at Ram Ranch?
Orchie in the showers at Ram Ranch.
Orchie in the showers at Ram Ranch.
Oh my god!
Dude, curtsrob and cotspawned and sucked.
Naked cowboys wanted to fuck.
Eighteen naked cowboys.
I mean, are you shitting me, man?
Cowboys.
Eighteen naked cowboys, in the showers of ram-rams.
Eighteen naked cowboys, in the showers of ram-rams.
Hot cowboys in the showers.
I mean, are you kidding me, dude?
Cowboy's in the shower.
Orgy in the showers at Ram Ranch.
Orchie in the showers at the moment.
Hold on, we got somebody going.
I have a follow-up video where I don't want the follow-up video, I also have a video where I spanked her with a belt from my wheelchair.
Yeah, go fuck her.
Why don't you go stick all those little fucking toys up your bum, alright, asshole?
All right, I've got a present for you there up in my bum.
Orchie in the showers at Ram Ranch, I'm always Orchie in the showers at Ram Ranch, I'm always Orchie in the showers at Ram Ranch, I boys Orchie in the showers at Ram Ranch, I'm boy, Orchie in the showers at Ram Ranch, I boy Orchie in the showers at Ram Ranch, I'm Orchard Kurtz.
Robin Cotts wanted to be sucked to start.
I can't believe that I messed these two songs.
We've got Noble Savage requested this one.
We can make the Cowboys want to do fuck.
We can make the Cowboys want to do fuck.
Fucking Noble Savage.
Heart, Stob And Cox, ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
It's a gran ranch really rocks You!
Sam Ranch really not! Sam Ranch really not! Sam Ranch really not! Sam Ranch really not!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Ugh!
everyone should type GX to hail ghost.
Long live GX Multimedia and the GX Network.
We will be hosting the entire TCRR, TCONR, TCR, TGS, and the SNTS archive once we launch the GX Multimedia website.
GX Multimedia.
Well, I was just listening to fucking Ram Ranch mixed with fucking Rage Against the Machine here.
Sam Ranch, really rocks.
Sam Ranch, really box.
Sam Ranch, really box.
Big hearts Robin Cox, Mayhem and Cowboy Frutz, like a free to ram wanted to rut.
All right, all right.
Evil Devil Song Request00:04:46
Thank you.
What?
Fuck you, cans.
Type cans to ban.
Why is everybody hating on cans?
Type cams to ban me and cans.
All right, fucking that ain't the real duva, dude.
Anyway, that was a very interesting musical mesh between Rage Against the Machine and Ram Ranch.
That was requested by Noble Savage for a $50 bill.
Cheers to Noble Savage.
Very interesting find that you had there.
Very interesting find.
All right, let's go ahead and get to the next $18.66 bucker.
This is a $25 one by Train Lover.
And Train Lover said, Sup, ghost, some indie music.
If you could play the whole thing, it'd be awesome.
Also, thanks for the shout-out, Duva.
So, Train Lover567 requesting this one for a $25 bill.
Let's see what kind of music he requested here.
We know that he likes to request a little bit of music.
And hold on, we gotta wait for this advertisement to go ahead and uh uh go through itself here.
Here we go, all right, go ahead and play it.
This is by TreyLubber567.
My granny while on her deathbed, she turns and said to me, why must you view life so morbidly?
I tried to teach you right, but somewhere I went wrong.
The hell is this?
Because you sing those death, death, devil, devil, evil, evil songs when six Polbaras put her down and laid her body in the ground.
My eyes were wet, my face was very long.
The pastor said, Son, here you are.
Won't you please take this guitar?
Sing dear departed granny, one last song.
And I sang death, dad, devil, devil, devil, devil, evil, evil, evil, evil songs.
Hell yeah.
What is everybody thinking about this song in the chat room?
What does everybody think, dude?
The world is full of tragedy, so how can it be wrong?
The priest said, Jesus and Mary, too, son, what the devil's got in you.
Get up and sing us.
This is a bizarre song to sing.
And I sang death, dad, devil, devil, devil, devil, evil, evil, evil, evil songs.
Once again, this was requested by Train Lover for a $25 bill.
Man, people really don't like this song, dude.
People are not digging this song once a lesson.
It's a song a piece for those evildoers in the Middle East.
I rolled my eyes and kicked this rhyme.
I sang dead, dad, devil, devil, devil, devil, evil, evil, evil, evil songs.
That's how I died.
Everybody wants me to skip.
Hold on, where are we on this song?
Who rolled this?
For about three minutes.
I'm going to let it go for a little while longer because Train Lover 567 requested this one for a 25.
All right.
Y'all are going to have to take this for a couple more seconds.
All right.
Is that it?
Is that the end?
Well, then I died.
I thought it was the end.
I thought it was the end.
I could tell right away by the awful smell that this was clearly not the pearly gate.
The devil said, come here, young man.
Train Lover Five Six Seven00:07:49
My wife and I are your biggest fans.
Calm down.
What is this?
We got another dono here.
Dark meme magician girl.
What the fuck is this garbage?
It was requested by Train Lover567.
What is this?
You're Maru.
For you to enjoy this, your mother, what is this?
What the hell are you saying?
For you to enjoy this, your mother needs to also be your sister.
Anyway, thank you very much, Train Lover567.
It's always appreciated.
Once again, people didn't really appreciate this song, but I appreciate your musical taste.
So once again, cheers to Train Lover567, man.
Thank you very much.
Usually picks out some pretty good music, man.
It was just, you know, you win some, you lose some.
You know what I'm saying?
Everybody has their own in particular flavors when it comes to music, and that's what makes us all individuals.
All right.
Anyway, I've got two cans abusers coming up next.
Let me see how many more of these do I have.
I've got one, two, three, four, five, six.
Hold on, this is seven.
Six, seven, seven, Jesus Christ, eight, Jesus Christ, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen.
All right, that's enough.
All right, Jesus Christ.
14, 15.
Oh, Christ.
16.
I've got too many, dude.
This is just too much, man.
I'm not even kidding around.
No more donating.
All right.
Everybody hear me.
Don't donate to me anymore.
As a matter of fact, before I get to Cans Abuser, it's already going to be midnight out here, and we're already leaving the Thanksgiving holiday.
And since I have not had any drinks this evening, and since we're going to continue doing this goddamn $18.66 bucker for a while, let me go ahead and break out some of the festivities, you know, some of the party utensils, some of the substance out here.
You know what I'm saying?
Anyway, let me go ahead and get a glass out here.
I want to say happy Thanksgiving to everybody out there who's listening.
And you know what time it is, baby?
It's time for more beer.
You're damn right.
And by the way, we've got ourselves some Stella Artos because I don't know what it is at this one damn liquor store that I get this beer from.
They've got Stella Artos.
You buy two 12 packs, you get one free.
So, you know, you gotta do what you gotta do for Christ's sake.
There's a can.
Let's go ahead and pour it in.
Yeah, baby.
Nice cold beer on this Thanksgiving holiday.
And by the way, people were getting upset at the fact that I was saying I have nothing to be thankful for.
And the reason I'm saying that, folks, is because let's be honest, okay?
If I would have had somebody say, Ghost, let me take you under my wing.
Let me show you this.
All right.
Let me make your life easier by showing you the ins and outs of this.
Or, you know, if I had a good mommy and daddy that left me something after they were some shit, I would be a little thankful.
All right.
But I don't got, I'm not thankful for shit.
I love America, but the only thing I hate about it is the fact that the alcohol minimum age is 21 instead of 18.
I think it needs to be a little older, to be honest with you.
Three more goddamn years too long.
Sorry, Anonymous.
Don't worry about it.
Don't rush it, dude.
Don't rush it because I'm telling you, you know, you don't want to be young, dumb, full of cum and then get yourself drunk because I'm telling you right now, it's going to cause you nothing but trouble.
All right.
You want to be a mature man to consume alcoholic beverages so you don't get yourself in a precarious situation, okay?
All right.
I think it should be 25 years old.
I don't think it should be 21.
I mean, to be honest with you, I think that 21-year-olds, once they get 21, they start drinking, become alcoholic messes.
All right.
They're out there on the road driving, killing themselves, things of that nature.
So, that's what I'm saying, dude.
I think it should be 25 years old.
It shouldn't be 21.
All right.
Anyway, I want to say cheers to everybody out there who's listening to me on this Thanksgiving night.
Cheers to you, folks.
All right, even though you guys are being a bunch of dickheads to me tonight, all right.
I'm glad that you guys are chilling here with me.
So, cheers to everybody out there.
Let's go ahead and take a swig of this Stella Artos.
Cheers.
Yeah.
That's what I'm talking about.
And by the way, let's go ahead and break out the devil's lettuce.
You know what I'm talking about, man.
And what is this?
American beer is like African water.
Play my videos now.
I'll play it in a minute there, Lee Kwang.
All right, Jesus Christ.
Shut up before I stick a Ginsu knife up your asshole.
All right, let me go ahead and break out the wacky tobacco, the devil's lettuce, the reefer, the marijuana, the tetrahydrocannabinol, the poo smoke.
All right, let's go ahead and got some new stuff here, baby.
And it's stinky, baby.
It's got a real pungent smell for Christ's sake.
And you know what that means?
That means it's nice and potent.
It's nice and potent.
Where's my pipe?
Where's my pie?
Here it is right here.
All right, we've got to empty this pipe here.
And by the way, for you folks that are wondering, excuse me for belching, but I score this tetrahydrocannabinol from the Mexican kid who sells candy apples on the corner.
He's a very reliable source for this sort of thing.
He gets this kind of weaponized marijuana, you know, that's very, very pungent, very potent, if I don't say so myself.
So that's what I'm going to do here for this Thanksgiving ending of this Thanksgiving holiday.
And by the way, since we're already headed towards midnight, who's going to participate in Black Friday buying?
Are y'all still doing that?
I mean, I'm looking forward to the damn video of all these heathens, you know, killing each other for a fucking 50-inch screen TV made by fucking Mattel or some shit for $150.
I'm not joking.
I love that shit.
I love seeing all these disgusting, filthy people fucking kill each other over materialistic garbage that is made in China that's going to break down in about eight months anyway.
All right.
And by the way, I mean, I hate to be this way because I do have brick-mortar businesses, but I don't even like to go out anymore, man.
I mean, I don't even like to go out and shopping anymore, man.
I mean, the fucking general public sucks now.
You know that the general public sucks.
So I'd rather just order everything, have everything just come over here, be delivered.
I mean, you know, you got to love it.
You got to love the modern-day era of the internet.
Everything can just be delivered.
And that's the way I like it.
All right.
That's the way I like.
I don't want to commiserate with the general American public anymore.
Anyway, let me go ahead and smoke some of this tetrahydrocannabinol.
Jesus Christ.
Especially when there are many, many of them.
Look, I told you guys, man, stop fucking donating.
I don't need any more donations.
Stop donating.
Okay, boomer.
Okay, yeah, how fucking quaint.
Boomers have 80% of the wealth.
Come and get some.
All right.
I think if you are old enough to fight and die for this great country, then you should be able to drink.
Well, I agree with that.
Scotch Booty Judge Scene00:16:33
I disagree.
I agree with that.
But at the same time, have you seen some of the contingent that is in the military at this point in time?
All right.
I've had people that donated to me $18.66 of the Marines.
All right.
Maybe it's Obama's Corps, but the Marines marching to SpongeBob SquarePants.
Okay.
All right.
I'm just saying, all right.
Hey, ghost.
I got into my first physical fight.
I don't feel good or bad.
I shoved someone in walls.
I just want respect.
Well, that's what you need to do.
That's how you get respect.
All right.
That's how you get respect.
All right.
And I hope that, you know, it was a mutual combative fight and it wasn't you being bullying and being like, hey, and pushing somebody in a locker and shit like that.
I hope it was a mutually combative fight and you made that other son of a bitch submit.
But that's how you get respect, man.
Sometimes, you know, when it comes to men, sometimes you got to throw fist to cuffs.
And you know what's a beautiful part about men fighting is that typically, at least 90% of the time, after men fight, they typically shake hands at the end of it all because they realize that, Jesus Christ, maybe I shouldn't have done that.
You notice that?
So that's one thing men do that women don't do.
You know, once women have a fight with each other and one of one woman kicks the other woman's ass, it never ends.
All right.
When they see each other again, they go into another fight and shit like that.
When it comes to men, you know, men are like, you know what?
That was a good fight.
You know what I'm here?
Cheers to you.
You know what?
Maybe we shouldn't have even gotten to that fight.
And then you get a little bit wise and you realize that, you know, if you're going to get into a fight, that you know, you better be prepared to take some damage, you know?
So, anyway, let me go ahead and smoke some of this tetrahydrocanebanol once again.
The marijuana, the reefer, the grass, the poo smoke.
Let's go ahead and do this here.
That's what I'm talking about, man.
Gotta hold it and let it hit the brain, dude.
Buy that for a dollar.
Hold me went to the brain.
Who's this?
Nefara 822.
Hey, ghost.
I'm in Vegas.
My dad want two grand.
But we're probably leaving soon, man.
That's pretty good, man.
Two grand.
You know what that means?
That he should, you know, have the fucking hotel room upgraded.
You know what I mean?
He should, you know, maybe buy some of these loose, loosey whorebags that are out there selling their Poonanni.
You know, do something.
Make it a Vegas time.
You know what I'm saying?
Anyway, Cheers and Nafara 822.
Hopefully your dad is having a, you know, having a boss time out there partying like a rock star.
Anyway, let me go ahead and take a chug of some more beer out here.
And then we're going to get to get to Can's Abuser's $25.
He's got a double $25.
So we're going to go ahead and hit him up.
Before I do, look, before I take another swing of the beer, let's get a shot going on.
How about that?
Let's get a fucking shot going on here.
Got a shot glass.
Now, folks, I've got myself a whole brand new group of Scotch here.
I think I told you the last time I have a Bal Venny 15 years, I've got a Glenn Morangi aged 20 years, extremely rare.
And I'm going to go ahead and start with that one, baby.
You know, I'm a Scotch drinker.
You know, I love Scotch.
The older, the better.
So let's go ahead and get some Glenn Morangi here.
Oh, yeah.
That's a shot.
That's a fucking shot.
All right.
All right, here we go.
And by the way, I've got a whole bunch.
Listen, listen.
Listen, all these bottles.
Listen to all these fucking bottles right here, man.
All fucking Scotch bottles.
All Scotch bottles.
Anyway, I want to say cheers to everybody out there once again.
Happy Thanksgiving.
All right.
Thanksgiving night.
And by the way, I am going to be on, since the holidays are coming up, I will be on on Christmas Eve.
And I will be on on New Year's Eve.
And we all know that New Year's Eve is the ghosties.
Captaban Canz Abuser.
Cap to Band Can's Abuser Ping Doo High or whatever your name is.
Why is everybody hating on Cannes Abuser all of a sudden, man?
Anyway, once again, all right, this New Year's Eve, we are going to have the Ghosties.
And, you know, it's going to be a very interesting situation.
I'll tell you that right now.
So hopefully, everybody out there who's pushing for a ghostie, hopefully you get your shit together because, you know, before you know it, it's going to be New Year's Eve.
So you know what time it is.
Anyway, cheers to everybody out there.
Let's go ahead and take a chug of this Glenn Morangi aged 20 years, baby.
Cheers.
All right.
Good stuff.
Good stuff, baby.
I like it.
I like it.
All right.
Let me take one more hit.
I'm sorry.
I got to take one more hit of the tetrahydrocanevinol, dude.
All right.
Don't judge me, man.
All right.
Don't judge me.
It's Thanksgiving.
All right.
It's Thanksgiving, so don't judge me.
Gotta hold it in and let it hit the brain.
And what is this?
A pet Mexican.
Sorry for the dono, but my buddy requested it.
That aside, I'm looking to buy a scotch bottle tomorrow.
The ones I mentioned earlier was thinking monkey shoulder as well.
What should I get that's good and sweet?
Shout out to Skunkler.
Who the fucking fuck a skunkler, all right?
I mean, look, I want to be honest with you, the pet Mexican.
Every time that you do a text-to-speech, you're like negotiating with me like I'm somebody selling you produce at a flea market or some shit.
Okay, so obviously you're going to want to go with something cost-effective.
And in my personal opinion, monkey shoulder is probably the most cost-effective scotch that you could possibly get, in my personal opinion.
And by the way, it's very flavorful.
It's great.
I think they mix about three different variants of single malt scotches in that one.
So anyway, I'm just giving you a heads up.
And by the way, don't blame your buddy for requesting that disgusting, despicable pocket pussy commercial or whatever the hell you were trying to do here.
Anyway, let me go ahead and let's continue on here.
Let me take another smoke, and then we're going to go to, uh, fucking, what was the name?
Can's abuser's request.
Gotta hold it in and let it hit the brain.
That's how you do it.
I'm gonna hold it and let it hit the brain there.
Oh, shit.
Oh, sorry, folks.
I need a tissue now.
Boomer gang.
Type cap to ban Jackler and Duva, dude.
All right.
Look, that's enough.
All right.
Enough of the band.
Nobody's going to get banned out of here.
All right.
Fucking guys trying to cause drama on a Thanksgiving for Christ's sake.
Man, we got people watching this damn show with their families, man.
We probably got Grandma Millie right now watching this broadcast because this is fucking family entertainment on Thanksgiving night, man.
Episode 120, man.
What are you talking about?
Give me my goddamn, I need a tissue.
Excuse me.
That's better.
See, now I can breathe on my nostrils, you know?
Now I can .
Lee Quake, stop making me wait.
Look, she can shut the fuck up, you damn fucking Kung Pow chicken loving son of a bitch.
All right, let me move on.
Can't abuser requested this one for a $25.
And what did you say?
You said, I'd buy that for a time.
What the hell is this?
Type GX to band go.
What?
Band Ghost for what?
Anyway, Can's Abuser said instrumental version so you can freestyle without the vocals interrupting.
All right.
25 to make it now.
Shit.
Well, I didn't realize you wanted it next.
I didn't realize that there, Kans Abuser.
But let's go ahead.
Let's play it.
Let's play what the hell this is.
Here it is.
All right.
All right.
Just put words on the screen.
Put words on the screen.
We're going to freestyle on Thanksgiving night, baby.
Ugh.
Ugh, here we go.
GX in the chat.
I'm the man they call ghost, the host with the most.
I don't mean to brag a boast.
You goddamn right.
I'm flowing off the head.
Everybody knows the Jew is in the head, the bed of your motherfucking mama.
Be orange, everybody knows the drama.
Goofy bone, who remembers that guy over there sticking up his ass very high?
Let me tell you like this.
I'm flowing again.
Everybody knows I was born a sin.
Fuck Keem Scares.
He's a fucking baguette.
Or should I say bag up what I almost said?
Daguette?
Who knows what I said?
Everybody knows that I flow off the head.
Flow off the rhymes.
Flow off the time.
Everybody knows that I'm getting ricket.
And I'm fucking fuck.
I fucked up.
I fucked up.
I was trying to go with the words that I'm seeing on the chat room and I fucked up.
All right.
Okay, boomer, go fuck you in the ass.
Cause you know you like a blast from the past.
You was a ass blast enthusiast.
You know what I'm saying?
While you're sitting over there saying yes.
Like a gay baguette.
But you know that you're fucking baguette.
Oh, I almost said it, but caught myself.
Cause everybody knows that I'm about my wealth and my health.
My God, you're gonna get smeshed.
Cause I'm straight up blessed.
I'm fucking up.
All right.
I'm fucking.
I'm sorry.
I can rap.
Fuck you, Jason Genova.
I can fucking rap.
I can fucking rap.
I could fucking rap.
Rob.
Wrong fucking.
What am I doing?
Jesus Christ.
Fucking leaking my shit over here.
Turn this shit.
I'm leaking my shit over here.
Fucking sitting over here leaking my shit.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, sorry.
Let's do it again.
All right.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, the redneck rapper getting much dapper.
Talking shit to me.
I'm gonna have to slap her.
I'm talking shit while I'm riding on my horse.
About to deliver you the main course.
Everybody knows that I'm a G, G H O S T treating me like I shot a Kennedy from the SAT, don't you see?
Texas, where I drive my Lexus.
Everybody knows that's where I flex this.
You don't want none of this because y'all, do you?
I don't know.
I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.
I'm sorry.
And fuck all of you people saying that I can't rap.
Fuck you.
I make you all look lower than a leprechaun's nutsack.
Piece of shit.
I rap like I got autism.
What are you talking about?
I'm flowing like a motherfucker.
What do you mean?
You're talking.
Look, look, let me show you one more time, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Motherfucker, time to talk shit to me, nigga.
You ain't got none of me.
You don't get yourself down to G. All right, that's enough.
I've already had enough of this.
Oh, wait a minute.
Kans Abuser did do $25, so let's go ahead and play this to the end.
All right, Jesus Christ.
All right, I'm sorry, folks.
I'm out of it, dude.
I'm sorry.
I didn't say it.
Fuck him in the ass.
Fuck him in the hole.
Fuck him in the ass.
Fuck him in the flow.
I'm going to say it cold.
I'm gonna say no ho.
I'm gonna hone the hole hoes.
I'm gonna take a hoe.
Lick it in the booty hole.
Booty hoe.
I make a big booty hole.
Booty hoes.
Everybody knows I'm gonna get the ho-no.
Oh, no.
Six or nine holos.
Molos, coon and a polos.
Oh, no.
Cole in the pole nose.
Oh, no.
Let me soul in my co-hoes.
Everybody gonna try to make coke holes.
Hey man, co-nose.
Him and say ho-nose.
Jehooty, jehooty, get a butt crack.
You're gonna get slack, gonna get the butt crack.
Anyway, that's enough.
All right, I'm sorry.
All right, I'm sorry, dude.
I was trying to do mumble rap and you know doing some mumble rap and all that shit.
All right.
And this is not for the download brothers, by the way.
All right, Jesus Christ.
This is not for the download brothers.
All right, we're done.
This is this is that.
Thank you, Kans Abuser, by the way, dude.
Thank you, Kans Abuser.
I'm not in the mood to rap right now.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
And by the way, this next one is by Kans Abuser.
It's another instrumental.
So let's go ahead and see what Kans Abuser has on this time around.
Hold on.
Honestly, that was based as fuck.
I'm impressed.
Also, rip me since apparently I died.
I didn't know if they're talking about you or some other mic, dude.
I have no idea who the hell they were talking about, but I'm glad that you're with us for Christ's sake.
Anyway, here's another 25 bucker by Kans Abuser.
Oh man, the pushers sell the drugs that the government, brother man, get caught up in the bag.
Life is hardcore, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
Get so happy.
Nothing like knowing nothing to do, man.
Oh, you fucking me up.
You like to label every nationalist as an incel.
That's the same rhetoric that the communists use.
You all people should know this, since you claim to have helped in the conception of poll.
Death to the dancing Zeon.
I'll get to yours and thank you for the 30 bucks, by the way.
But I'll get to yours in just a second here.
And look, we'll get to that in just a second.
All right.
I'm having a decent time here.
I mean, I'm in a fucking zone over here, alright?
I'm in a fucking zone over here.
Let's play Kans Abuser's $25 bill.
Let's play it.
Man.
Big Ben is time.
Man, it's on the streets.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Everybody hear me, baby.
Yeah.
I'm picking back being bull.
Everybody knows though.
Trying to sit there trying to be a ho-tho.
Everybody knows I'm the man, understand.
Motherfucker, getting wicked with a mic in my hand.
Don't try to talk shit and get your fucking wig split.
Motherfuckers just don't know who they fucking with.
You're goddamn right.
I'm the fucking G. You should have known by now, don't you see?
I control these internets.
I made pole.
Everybody knows like a dirty booty hole.
I, the shit, everybody knows this.
That's why I got toilet paper on this shit.
Cause I'm the shit.
Everybody knows it.
Don't try to talk shit because your nose blows it.
Almost fucked up on that lyric, but who gives a damn?
Cause everybody knows that I'm the son of Sam.
When it comes to busting flows out the fucking head, everybody ends up dead.
You should have known.
Because you ain't right, said Fred.
Walking around like you got fucking leathers in your head.
Trying to be a gay man.
Or should I say straight man?
Little fucking little jagged motherfucking hayman.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
I don't fucking know.
I don't fucking know.
Oh.
Yeah.
Oh. Oh.
Hey, let's go back to the fucking weirdo.
Viking Metal Nazi Lyrics00:15:47
Let's go back to this.
All right.
These bitches talking shit in the chat.
They all take Travada while they're getting up, fucked up their yap.
You're damn right.
Their orifices are really wide.
Whenever they fart on the inside, what you gotta say, Keem Scares?
All you the motherfuckers trying to say you fucking there.
You ain't there, you ain't shit.
You ain't gonna be shit.
So go ahead and take some Devada.
I don't even know what I'm talking about.
All right.
I've had enough of this, dude.
Don't make me rap anymore.
All right, don't make me fucking rap anymore.
Don't make me fucking rap anymore for Christ's sake.
All right.
Thank you very much, Can's Abuser.
Happy Thanksgiving, ghost, and happy turkey day to my fellow internet people and friends.
Ghost, are you allowed $18.66 buckets this evening?
Obviously, but I mean, we're so backed up, dude.
We are so backed up with them, dude.
I don't think we're even going to be able to fucking do them all.
I'm going to be honest.
I'm going to be honest.
Anyway, cheers to Can's Abuser, by the way.
Can't abuser still number one on the dono list of all time this year.
So cheers to Can's Abuser, by the way.
My Poisey, My Poisey requested this one.
He said, if you bear looking for some real modern metal, then watch this.
I doubt it will disappoint.
So let's see what they have to request here.
This is my Poisey talking about some real metal.
So let's go ahead and take a look at this.
I don't want to hear about your fucking master class.
Stupid idiot.
All right, let's go ahead and hear this.
Put the PC shot on.
My Poisey requested this.
Let's go ahead and see.
This is supposed to be real metal here.
This is supposed to be real metal.
What is this?
Saboton Bismarck.
What is this song?
Can we get to the metal song here, please?
So, did you find the boat?
Fuck is this shit Can we get to the fucking song please?
Wait, wait, hold on.
Is this like Viking metal?
Is this what I'm about to hear?
Is this supposed to be like this fucking Viking metal?
I mean, viking metal, dude?
Oh my god, dude.
Oh my god.
This is metal now.
I mean, I'm sorry.
I'm not clowning anybody.
Look, we all have our different tastes and flavors in music, but this is fucking metal now.
I'm telling you, man, metal died with Dimebag Daryl.
It's fucking sad.
Hold on, we got somebody donating.
Alongside some of Nightwish's stuff.
Not even shit posting at this point.
Oh, God.
What the fuck is wrong with you, Ghost?
This is not metal, is what I've got to say about it.
This is not metal.
I don't even know what the hell you call this stuff.
What is this historical fucking, I don't know.
Power slop.
I mean, what is this shit?
We got another dono.
We got another dono here.
Who is this?
Dan the cumrag?
Shit music.
Yeah, no shit.
All right.
I've had enough of this, dude.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to let this go for a couple more seconds, but Jesus Christ.
All right, we've had enough.
All right, we get it, dude.
All right, look, my poisie.
No offense, dude.
You're a cool guy and shit, but that's not metal, dude.
That's not metal.
I'm sorry, man.
I just, what is that anyway, man?
Historical metal power slop?
I'm not even joking around, man.
I don't even know what the fuck to call that.
Dan the Aboriginal.
Never heard of Blind Garden, by the way, but I'll take your word for it, I guess.
Anyway, cheers to my Poisy.
Once again, we got to agree to disagree about that music.
But let's get to the next $18.66 bucker.
This was requested by Aesthetic.
Aesthetic requested this.
He goes, you might get a copyright strike, but it's a good song.
Well, let's see what this is.
Let's see what this is.
All right.
Was that Pantera?
It wasn't fucking Pantera, you dickhead.
Was that fucking Pantera?
Pantera's fucking metal.
The hell are you talking about?
And by the way, we're already going to get copyright struck for this damn, unfortunately, for this damn broadcast.
So once again, for you folks that are wondering, okay, the archive of this episode, episode 120, will be over here, okay?
You go to ghost.report, type that in your browser, ghost.report, and add that to your bookmarks and your favorites because that's my official website.
So no matter what happens to me, whether I'm banned on YouTube or wherever, you can always go to ghost.report and know where I'm going.
Anyway, click this archive right here.
You click this little archive button, and there's the official bit shoot, and it'll be uploaded there like episode 119 got copyright struck.
There it is for your downloading pleasure.
So, once again, I just want to tell everybody that's where you go and, you know, find the archive if something happens to this broadcast because of the copyrighted material that we're fucking hooking up with here.
But I'm going to go ahead and play aesthetic song.
I'll go ahead and play it.
This isn't a bad song.
I'm going to go to the first road as a keeno as fuck song, as is money for nothing, especially because he says faggot in it as well.
Absolutely.
Mark Nopler as legit top five best guitarist.
I was just about to make those comments there, Tim McCrab.
Anonymous.
Hello, Ghost.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Sorry about your CIA niggas in Iran.
I hope those Mosadcock loving traders get what they deserve.
What the hell are you talking about?
Jesus Christ.
You see, I can't even have a Thanksgiving fucking broadcast while these people thinking I'm Mossad or some shit.
Anyway, cheers to Tim McCrab.
Yeah, Dire Straits, Money for Nothing, Sultans of Swing, The Walk of Life.
There's a bunch of songs here.
Lee Kwang, Hurry Up, White Devil.
Fucking Lee Kwang, you fucking asshole.
Just wait your fucking turn, man.
Jesus Christ, that he can afford.
This is a bad song, man.
I mean, I think that some of you folks need to start listening to some of this boomer music, man.
Fucking mature your idiot asses up a little bit.
And Harry doesn't mind if he doesn't make the scene.
He's got a day time tough.
He's doing all right.
He can play the home.
He don't like anything.
And so what if Mark Knopfler is Jewish?
So what?
All right, so what?
The Jews are the best songwriters.
So what?
With the sultans.
Where the song turns off swing.
Hey, look at Team Scare.
Look at this little fruit bowl.
All boomer music is trash.
Yeah, go fuck off.
Go fuck off.
Oracle has gotten a $100 charge back from Ghost.
Very much a win.
Clap, clap, clap.
Fuck niggers.
That's after, you know, I've got like $400 at one fucking time.
You know, that's the thing about the thing about PayPal, dude.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, you know, anyway, I don't want to talk about it.
Anyway, he got $100 back after he donated.
Remember that one fucking time he donated like $400 or $500, thought he was cool.
Then he tried to charge back because he's a fake.
You know, he needed money.
He needed money for his fucking, you know, rent or VB or whatever the fuck he's doing.
And, you know, unfortunately, it is what it is.
All right.
So anyway, let's go ahead.
Hey, Ching Chong, ban Lee Kwang.
All right, we get it.
All right.
Let's play the rest of this fucking shit, please.
And wait a minute, just admit you're Jewish already.
What do you mean?
I'm not Jewish.
And so what if I was?
So what if I was Jewish?
All right.
So what?
Y'all would hate me?
I mean, that would make you think different of me if I was Jewish.
Seriously, would that make you think differently?
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Yes, it would make a difference if I was.
Why?
Why would it make a difference if I was Jewish?
You would hate me.
You would fucking hate me.
Oh, that's great.
Well, you know what?
I am Jewish.
How you like that, huh?
I like that shit.
How do you like that?
I'm Jewish.
How do you like that?
I'm a well, now y'all hate me now.
Now y'all hate me for Christ's sake, huh?
No Das Juden for me, huh?
Go Doss Juden, huh?
Wait a minute, y'all are unsubscribed?
Hold on, take this shit off.
Y'all are gonna unsubscribe because I'm Jewish?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Y'all are y'all are gonna fucking unsubscribe because I'm fucking Jewish.
How dare you, dudes?
Fucking, how dare you people do that?
How fucking dare you?
Hey, ghost.
Hey, NG.
Happy Thanksgiving and shout outs to all those up in the chat.
Hope you all have a good one.
Cheers, baby.
Yeah, cheers to you too, man.
And let me tell you, it's been a fucked up fucking Thanksgiving night on this broadcast.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
All right.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
All right.
It was a synonymous.
Hey, look on the bright side.
At least they don't think you're a Nazi now.
You're absolutely correct.
I'm not a Nazi, okay?
I don't like Nazis.
All right.
You want to know why I don't like Nazis?
Well, let's just put it to you like this, okay?
The whole Nazi Germany situation, they were all ran by Jews.
You know, Hitler, his real name was Schekel with Schekelgruber, excuse me.
That was his real name.
I mean, Joseph Gorbels.
I mean, if you take, you can't tell me you can't look at Joseph Gorbels and cannot see that that man is clearly Jewish.
All right.
So what I'm finding is that white people can only be galvanized to be fighting for their white race if they are inspired to do so by somebody else.
That's how it is.
Look at Nick Fuentes, for Christ's sake.
Hey, what is this?
ADL.
You Goyams better back off from Ghost.
You don't want to start this.
Yeah, no kidding.
I'm a Nazi.
I'm not a Nazi, you idiot.
All right.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
You people better calm your ass down with all the hatred.
Okay?
Because let me tell you, I can easily make a list and just turn it into the fucking anti-defamation league and say, look, these people fucking said they would hate me because I was Jewish.
All right.
What is this?
I knew it.
As you increased the YouTube share link amount again and again and again to $18 damn dollars.
What the hell you talking about?
Goddamn son of Abraham would do that shit.
It's okay.
I still have love for you.
Love to put you on a train.
Gas.
Oh, Jesus.
You see, this is what I'm getting here, dude.
This is what I'm getting.
This is what I'm getting.
What is this?
Thomas Schekelgarbel.
All right.
That's enough.
All right.
All right.
That's enough.
All right.
Emil Maurice, the second official SS officer behind Hitler.
Close friends with Hitler.
Also, part Jewish.
You can look him up if you're not.
That's what I'm saying, my cock.
But these damn white nationalists, these white supremacist, they're not going to believe you.
They're just as bad as fucking leftists when it comes to their garbage.
You know, when you start saying, hey, you were being led around by Jewish men.
No, that's not right, Ghost.
You're a lion bastard.
You're a lion bastard.
I mean, give me a break.
All right.
Ghost's making a list.
He's checking it twice.
Ghost is a goddamn Santa Kika.
Santa Ki.
You mean Santa Kaik, you asshole?
What a bunch of jerk dicks.
Seriously, y'all are a bunch of fucking anti-Semitic jerk dicks, man.
All right.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Anyway, look, let's get to the next $18.66 bucker up in here.
All right.
And what the hell is this?
Another toy surprise.
Who the fuck is this?
Is this you, Art Hammond?
Pupper Palate Cleanser00:10:37
Is this you again?
Jesus Christ.
And I put the PC shot on.
What is this?
Another toy surprise requested this.
Yes, hold on.
I'm basically in the toy section.
I'm basically trying to find the decent Godzilla toy as well as a decent toy based off of blue from Jurassic World.
And all I can find is these toys that are just wind-up toys and not an actual posable figure.
Can you hate Nazis?
So we can't be friends anymore.
I am gonna get my Nick Fuentes and Tony talk friends to break your fucking kneecaps.
Oh, y'all ain't gonna be afraid of me chicken tenders right now.
Y'all ain't gonna be afraid of that shit.
You know, let me tell you something, you white nationalists.
You ain't gonna do shit.
All right?
I mean, I would take a threat from Antifa more serious than anything that you idiots are doing.
I mean, most of you fucking people that are claiming to be white nationalists are a bunch of LARPers that are a bunch of incel jerk dicks.
All right, that's why you're following a 21-year-old Mexican like Nick Fuentes.
All right, so just shut the fuck up.
What is this?
Oh, great.
That's right.
You're writing to me in Hebrew, huh?
Play my second video, Scammler.
Hey, asshole.
I'm playing them at the fucking rate that I'm playing them.
All right?
Shut up.
All right, they're coming in in order.
And what is this Indian giver?
I didn't know some Australians were also Indian givers.
Well, you know, it is what it is.
Thanks for the holiday show.
Best show for a road trip.
Maybe if Aussie stopped using their knees for driving, they would realize that Vegemite tastes like diarrhea from India.
Oh.
Oh, man.
Anyway, let's listen to Art Hammond's fucking toy buy-in session or whatever he donated here.
Hold on, what?
What again?
What is this?
Sorry, Hebrew.
I don't speak Minecraft Enchanting Table.
What the fuck is that supposed to mean, Anonymous?
What the hell is that?
Let's just get to the damn Art Hammond shit.
And all I can find is these toys that are just wind-up toys and not an actual posable figure.
I'm looking for a decent blue toy and I'm really mad.
And oh, look, it's Mrs. Ghost.
Oh, hi, Mrs. Ghost.
How you doing?
You fucking piece of shit.
I knew she was a bit of a hambone.
You fucking piece of shit, Art Hammond.
You know, you know, you're a fucking dickhead.
You know that?
I mean, first, you try to be all cool with me at the beginning of the broadcast.
You try to be all cool with me, and then you do this shit.
Ghost and NG, happy Thanksgiving and hope all as well.
Got a nay place in Pittsburgh.
moving in on Saturday and I'm pretty excited and you being Jewish shouldn't change how these people feel about you.
Thank you Brooke!
Listening since 2012, as you know.
Thank you, Brooke.
Cheers to Brooke 916, man.
Cheers to Brooke 916.
Don't believe any of this Zionist propaganda.
Putting your enemies into camps mean they win right?
Hitler did the same thing to Freemasons and Communists.
Every last one, Zionist subversion.
Oh, by the way, that last 25 had a video link.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, I know.
I'm getting to all of them.
I'm backed up over here.
Lee Quang, you are not doing the videos in order.
You put mine further because you are.
Look, shut up, dude.
Okay?
Because what is it?
You put mine further because you're an American Devil scammer, like an Indian street vendor.
An Indian street vendor asshole.
All right, let's move on.
We've got this next one is by Mike Cock for $25.
My cock donated this one for a $25 bill.
So let's go ahead and see what Mike Cock has to offer here.
Oh my God.
Oh, what is this?
Oh, look at Mike Cock.
Look at how adorable Mike Cock is.
Look at this.
Cute and funny puppy dog moments.
Oh my cock is so sweet, dude.
My cock is so sweet.
Look at that dog.
He thinks he's going to be able to eat it through.
He's coming with the lego.
Oh, that's hilarious.
Things he's going to be able to eat the pizza through the damn TV.
That's hilarious.
You got to love puppers, man.
This is a great palate cleanser.
I definitely needed this as a palate cleanser.
I definitely needed this as a palate.
Look at that dog.
What is this?
Join our server.
GX in the chat, boys.
Long live Ghost and the GX Network.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate it.
Look at this dog.
Oh, he's doing the humaround.
Look at the pupper.
Look at that little puppy.
He's going B. What is this shit?
Jesus Christ.
Lee Kwang, love dog.
It goes good with garlic, thyme, and you fucking sick bastard.
I love dog.
It goes great with garlic and thyme.
You're a sick fuck, dude.
No, you're not harsh in my mellow, dude.
You're not harsh in my mellow.
I'm looking at a little puppy.
Look at that pupper.
What, dude?
Another one?
OL these girls are cute.
Christmas is such a great home.
Oh, God.
Jesus Christ.
There's Tim McCrab.
Not the floofy woofy, not the heckenborker, not the chunky boy, not the absolute pupper.
You can't just roast my little cutie patootie chihuahua.
No, you can't shoot it.
If it bites you, it doesn't know what it's doing and can't consent to being shot.
What the fuck?
Shekels are coming.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Dude, that's enough, dude.
Seriously.
That's enough.
Zoomer nationalism.
Oh, my.
I give my drink.
Shekels can be even dearer, friends.
It never ends, dude.
never ends. It never ends. It never ends. It never ends.
Look at this shit. It never ends.
It never ends.
It's my life.
Don't you forget.
And what is this?
My cock is.
Yeah, fuck you.
Type Ching to Ben Lee Kwang.
I'm tired of these chinks thinking that they can do whatever they want.
Go back to China.
All right, dude, let's not go there.
All right.
Let's not go there for heaven's sake.
All right.
All right.
Let's play a little bit more of the puppers.
I want to play some more pupper vids.
Look at that little pupper.
Look at that pupper.
This pupper's asleep.
Put some bacon in his snout.
No, I don't play with his lip.
Hi.
Are you so happy?
Oh, look at that pupper smiling.
Are you giving a smile, pupper?
Look at this pupper in the water.
Looks like an old pupper, too.
Oh, that's interesting.
That's a great thing to catch on, Cameron.
Look at that butterfly on the pupper's snout.
Butterfly on the pupper's snout.
Very interesting.
And it's very interesting at the Huskies being so calm about it.
They're actually pretty intense dogs.
What?
What?
I don't see why you're complaining when you originally said you wouldn't take any more video sonos on regular shows.
What happened to that anyway?
You fucking people keep donating him, man.
I mean, what the fuck?
ST Mike, the meme genie, keep fucking donating him for fuck's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, look at that pupper.
Look at that, pupper.
You gotta love dogs, dude.
I'm serious.
Must love dogs.
I know we got a lot of cat people in the chat.
Don't get me wrong.
But you gotta love puppers, dude.
Oh, look at that baby pupper.
Oh, he's gonna get on the big pupper.
He's gonna go to sleep.
Look at that baby puttler!
Look at these baby puppers, man.
What a palate cleanser.
What a palate cleanser.
Look at that.
That's great.
That is so great.
Look at that.
Look at this pupper.
Jesus Christ.
Can you fuck off, please?
Lee Kwang again, for Christ's sake.
Again?
Look at those puppers, man.
Hello, this puppy's chasing after his tail.
He's probably wanting to go run.
He's born.
He said, I'm bored.
I'm telling you, good old dogs.
Look at that pupper hanging on to his little pupper.
Oh, all right.
That's enough.
That's a good palate cleanser.
That's enough.
Everybody in here is like, this is total cringe, ghost.
And what is this?
The goyam knows.
Today I found that I'm 17% Jewish.
Also, it's true my Jewish relatives were talking about how Jewish they were from 23andMe and about the goys.
I laughed out loud at the table.
I have a conundrum.
Josh L117 is saying some sick shit in the chat.
Oh, yeah, what is he doing?
Will you please ban this sicko idiot?
JX to ban Josh L117.
Josh L117.
Well, hold on.
I gotta hear the goyam nose.
He goes, I have a conundrum.
I'm uncircumcised.
And as a fellow Jew, what should I do?
Jewish Relatives DNA Test00:09:16
Well, you know, you do whatever you have to do.
I don't know.
Remember that the Jews say that God, when he comes back, he's gonna be able to distinguish his people.
Guys, we are proud to announce that people like you have nominated the Ghost Show for the Golden Raspberry Awards, with Ghost being in the category of laziest streamer in history.
What?
Don't forget to vote.
What?
That better be a bunch of shit.
That better be a bunch of bullshit.
What is this, Nick Fuente?
The secrets out, bitch.
Yeah, go fuck yourself there, Nick Fuentes.
All right, you little son of a bitch.
All right, go fucking chew on a taco and chew on a rubber tortilla or some shit.
All right, I get the fuck out of here.
Nobody wants to hear your bullshit out here, right?
Hi, haha.
I'm Nick Fuentes, and I'm gonna say things like Zionism and things like that.
And people are gonna fucking listen to me and ha ha ha ha.
Fucking LARPing idiot.
All right, let's continue.
Let's get to the next $18.66 bucker because they just keep coming, dude.
This is American Fossil.
He said a great capitalist venture, wheelchair-tested hambone approved.
All right, American Fossil requested this, so let's see what American Fossil's talking about.
The fuck is this?
Hold on, put the PC shot on.
What is this, American Fossil?
Yes, yes, y'all.
Take the baseline out.
Yeah, Shaggers, put it back in.
The fuck am I watching here now?
And we don't stop.
T and R in the house.
This is how we do it.
If you're having trouble with your bowels and you're sitting on the toilet with a constant scowl, get a bag.
It's the latest caper.
Just think what you save on toilet paper.
You see, at your leisure, you can flip.
Oh, my God, no.
Oh, my God.
Colastomy, it's the way to go.
Just come and see.
Colasty you, colostomy.
It's the way to go.
Just come and see.
Colasty you.
Colastomy.
Oh, my God.
Josh L117 is talking about having sex with a 14-year-old boy.
Kick him out and hurry up and play my redo video before I report you for fraud.
Hey, fuck you, skunkler.
You just have to fucking wait.
Fucking asshole, alright?
Just sit there and shut up and wait.
You're lucky I'm even gonna play anything else.
You're a fucking sick pervert.
She's got a bag to carry her bell.
She's customized hers with stickers.
That she never has to change her knickers.
It's not just for the old, it's the latest fad.
Get a pipe from your colon straight to her bag.
It's the way to go.
Just come and see.
Oh, my God.
This is fucking disgusting, man.
It's the way to go.
Just come and see.
Colasty you, colastomy.
It's the way to go.
Just come and see.
Colasty you, colastomy.
This is the way to go.
Just come and see.
Colasty you.
Colasto me.
This is disgusting.
I'm from the west side.
Giving props to me, hoes.
And I'm carrying a bag.
It's full to the brim with my poo and pee.
You're all corner pair.
Yeah, you know me.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, yeah.
I just checked, and you are there.
You're ready with wings of redemption for laziest streamer, with both of you having 24% of the vote.
Sorry, man.
Laziest streamer.
Laziest streamer?
What are you talking about?
I've already done 120 episodes this year, man.
And that's not including the Saturday Night Troll shows, for Christ's sake, man.
Fucking countless hours.
Countless fucking hours, man.
You fucking dicks.
You guys are all fucking bunch of dickheads.
All right, I'm done, man.
I'm serious.
Don't donate anymore if I'm a lazy fuck.
right?
You're a fucking bunch of pricks, man.
You guys are a bunch of dicks.
Uh-huh.
Peace, bitch.
It's the way to go.
Just come and see.
Colasty you, colastomy.
It's the way to go.
Just come and see.
Colasty you.
Alright, I've had enough of this.
We get it.
We get this stupid shit.
All right.
This is the most stupidest fucking garbage I've ever heard in my life.
Thanks a lot, American Fossil, for requesting this freak show of a goddamn video, all right?
All right, let's get to the next $18.66 bucker up in here.
What is this?
This one is by Gutsa.
All right, Gutza requested this one, didn't say anything, so let's see what Gutza had to request for an $18.66 bucker.
What?
Listen here, Jeweler.
I said Ban Josh L117.
He is a pedo.
Ask the chat, you asshole fingering.
I'm in the middle of a show, Skunkler.
Type pedaler.
All right, I'm in the middle of a fucking show.
Fucking dickhead.
All right, what is this, Kans Abuser Ghost?
You really have to seize this.
They're not joking.
The fuck are you talking about, dude?
What are you talking about?
They're not joking.
Let me see all this shit I gotta do, dude.
What are you talking?
Put the PC shot on.
Are you fucking kidding me?
The laziest streamer in history?
Are you fucking kidding?
Dude, you guys are fucking dickheads.
Let me tell you something.
If I fucking win that stupid shit because you fucking trolls, y'all are going to get it, dude.
Y'all are gonna fucking get it, you piece of shit.
Y'all are- I'm not even kidding around.
If I fucking win that, y'all are gonna get it, man.
And I've got two words for you, man.
Punitive damages.
That's all I gotta say.
Anyway, let's get to Guts's fucking request for an $18.
This is requested by Gutsa.
Submit to the darkness, Surah.
No way.
I will stop you.
Ansom.
Actually, I am Z Naughts Heartless.
Who the hell is Zena?
Good afternoon, Sura.
Mansex.
Technically speaking, I am Z Naughts nobody.
Nobody?
Oh, sorry for interrupting.
I am Apprentice Z Naught.
Holy macaroni.
How many Xia Norts are there?
Did someone say Z naught?
Let me guess.
And who's donating now?
Patiently waiting.
Oh, good God.
You're also nominated for the biggest sellout streamer, but you're losing to Belle Delphine by 2%.
Are you fucking kidding me?
This better be a fucking joke, man.
This better be a goddamn joke.
I mean, for fuck's sake, you know, I used to be somebody, man.
I mean, I used to be listened to by tens of thousands of people for my financial insight, man.
For my political and social commentary.
And look at me now.
Look at me now.
Fuck all of you, man.
Just fucking, just fuck.
Let's just hurry up and play this shit.
Guts is fucking, this is Guts' request.
Fuck all of you in the chat!
You are the young and hot-blooded Xehanort.
Actually, I am the young Xehanort.
I can also time travel.
What the actual fu- Any- Anyways, I am Apprentice Z Naught.
But we already have an apprentice, Xia Nort.
That gentleman is right.
Do not try and steal my position.
I am the version of you before you.
What?
Wait, why?
I don't give a shit.
I shouldn't even be in that fucking contest, man.
My name shouldn't even be there.
But because I've got a bunch of fucking disgusting, filthy fucking internet people trolls that think they're so cute fucking nominating me for shit like this.
That's why I'm even there.
That's why I'm even there, man.
Don't worry, ghost.
We will do my jobs as aspiring capitalists to vote for you.
Don't fucking vote, you assholes.
Don't fucking vote, you stupid shit.
Hey, ghost, I gotta say that I'm just messing with ya.
You know I'm down with you, bud.
Yeah, now do you want to come over to my house and play with my toys?
No, I don't want to fucking know you.
All right, just leave me alone.
Just fucking leave me alone, dude.
All right, seriously, just leave me the fuck alone.
Just watch the rest of Guts' fucking video.
Yes, Sora.
Oh, look, a character which most certainly isn't Z-Nort.
I am part Z-Naught.
Captain Dick Communist Prop00:07:45
How unexpected.
Hello.
Gasp.
An uninteresting and boring character.
Actually, I am Part Z naught.
Okay, I am still pretty boring.
Hey, Sora.
Raiku.
Thank goodness you are here.
Actually, I am a Z-Naught from a parallel universe who looks exactly like your friend Riku.
I swear to God, if I see another Z-Naught, I have Italian Z-Naught.
I am dumb.
Alex Jones is a BMW, and you're a 1993 Honda Civic.
Shows up twice a month and calls himself a machine.
First of all, I don't have a Honda Civic, you idiot, alright?
If you knew what I drove, your feelings would be hurt.
I'm not even joking around.
So just sit there and shut up and don't worry about it.
All right, let's get to the next one.
Tony Soprano requested this next $18.66 bucker here.
Tony Soprano.
So let's see what Tony Soprano requested here.
See what the hell this is.
All right, here it is.
Teach his stupid millennial son a lesson.
And of course, he didn't learn nothing.
You know, fucking millennials, they don't learn shit.
All right, they've got the egos the size of a Dubai tower in the fucking desert, but are dumber than a fucking sack of wet mice.
So, you know, that's what you get right there.
That's unfortunate.
That's very unfortunate.
Anyway, thank you, Tony Soprano.
Let's get to the next $18.66 bucker.
And this next one is by Captain B. Dick.
Captain B. Dick requested this one.
And what the hell did you say?
You said, extra long show makes me long.
I don't know what the fuck that's supposed to mean.
Anyway, Captain B. Dick requested this one here.
And hold on just a second.
I just want to make sure that this, you know, this isn't some freak show garbage here.
I think we're okay.
All right.
I hope we are okay.
Because you never know anymore, man.
Anyway, Captain B. Dick requested this one here.
Here it is.
Oh, wait a minute.
What's going on?
Oh, I got suspended.
I got suspended.
I got suspended.
Oh, that's great.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Policy violations.
Ah, for Christ's sake.
All right.
All right.
Go to Vaughn.
All right.
Yeah, let's get the fuck out of here for heaven's sake.
What the hell?
Oh, my.
Are we back?
No content issues.
Okay.
Thank you very much.
Your stream is no longer being blocked due to copyright.
Look, look, listen, I don't know what the hell that was about, dude.
I don't know what the hell that was about, but it straight up said ban for for con for policy issues.
I have no idea.
And then they decided to go ahead and get me back online.
I have no idea what the hell that was about.
All I'm trying to do is do a idea what the hell that was about.
How did that happen?
How did that happen?
They banned me and now I'm unbanned.
I have no idea how that happened, dude.
I'm serious.
Remember when I used to make you sweat?
I miss you treating my new vagina like a bar.
All right, I don't want to hear that.
I don't want to hear this, dude.
All right, you get it.
Skunkler paid me to tell the truth.
All right, we get it, dude.
All right, whatever.
Anyway, listen, this next look, no, don't donate anymore, dude.
Everybody in the chat room, don't donate anymore.
It's obvious that, you know, these $18.66 buckers, which I'm trying to stop doing, but unfortunately, you guys keep donating this shit, and I can't keep doing this.
All right.
I mean, this is the last time I'm going to do $18 and 66 buckers.
It's a new thing on YouTube.
If you place something they auto-detect as copyrighted, they will block the stream for as long as it's playing.
This is your modern-day Million Woman march, obviously.
All right.
Oh, hold on, hold on.
What?
What?
What is this?
Remember the time both Jackler and my streams got temporarily showed this way because you were relaying your show?
I didn't realize that, dude.
I don't know, man.
Anyway, let's play the rest of this shit.
Wait a minute, is this...
Is this like a band?
Is this supposed to be a video?
Is this supposed to be a video?
Obviously, it is.
Working class, family man.
Got groceries in the sedan.
Life is hard, but can't complain.
Just gotta take it day to day.
Working nine to five to bring home the bacon.
But sometimes it gets so frustrating.
Took over the robbers and the freaks.
Making it unsafe on the streets.
What kind of fucking leftist commie crap is this?
What kind of communist propaganda am I watching here?
A total caseload in the Monero disease plane.
Here to be a piece of fruit.
So I said one day.
This is such propaganda B.S.
Stop and rock till they lose their will.
Shoot first and ask questions later.
A gun is the greatest of gold shit.
Hold on.
We got another dono, right?
We got another dono here.
I like nanas.
All right, go fuck off with your nannies.
All right, I think I've had enough of this.
All right, this seems to me now.
Turn it off.
This seems to me like some fucking leftist communist propaganda from the fucking 60s or something, the 70s.
We don't need to hear that.
Anyway, that was Captain B. Dick.
Anyway, M. Cook, where I'd rather M Cook, he did a $50 bill, and he also did a $100 bill earlier.
He said, Hey, G cheers.
What do you think would happen to the price of quantum if China uses it as their main currency?
Dude, they're thinking about it.
I'm telling you.
Thanks for all your help with my first crypto investments.
Demon Horns Alien Outfit00:02:44
Here's some AJ.
What do you mean?
What do you mean, AJ?
Are you talking about Alex Jones?
Is this Alex Jones here?
Hold on.
This is put up.
Oh, it is Alex Jones.
It's Alex Jones here.
And I'd like everybody right now to go ahead and get some of the supermale vitality that'll give you the big ass boner that'll defend you from these cross-dressing reptilian lizard men that are coming from the star system Drago and my filters, my filters, my filters.
Anyway, here's M. Cook requesting a little bit of Alex Jones.
This is put out in the New York Times like it's wonderful.
And it's the biggest, scary-looking group of weirdo pot-bellied men.
Looks like a bunch of Dennis Hastards running around with clown makeup on, just hopping around, rubbing their giant bellies in front of children.
And you're like, what alternate universe is this?
What planet did I wake up in?
I have to agree with Alex on this one.
It's instrumentally to make us submit, to break our will, to make us give in to them, to make us go along with what they want.
Because all this is a societal wrecking ball to destroy any semblance of normality, any semblance of basic human biology that you see in the bees and you see in the birds and you see in the pennipeds and you see in all the other major species of otters and of mice and of cows and of horses and of everything else, ladies and gentlemen.
They don't see them out telling pachyderms that it's sexist, that there's a male bull and a female cow.
Elephants.
But again, imagine if somebody in a demon outfit showed up next to a baby, a baby giraffe and said, hi, I'm a demon.
Be inclusive.
Don't be mean to me.
Let me wear demon horns and come up and look like a complete alien from another planet.
Let a space alien.
And by the way, this is a program.
They dress up like space aliens all over the United States and all over the world, I told you, in horrible demon psychopath outfits that make pennywise look beautiful.
And they show up and they have their way with your children in demon outfits.
I mean, if you've got men that look like 400-pound goblin demons with your children, there's nothing you ought to put up with.
There isn't a species on the planet that would let something that looks like a space alien get up close to its kids, but don't let America baguette, bread, baguette, he's got a good point there.
And of course, somebody's got to show their autism with this fucking repetitious emoji garbage.
Scammer Talk Wholesome Video00:07:17
I mean, Jesus Christ.
We get it.
Shut up with your fucking garlic.
Shut up, all right?
Shut up.
Anyway, who the hell donated that?
M. Cook donated that Alex Jones little clip, and I have to agree with Alex Jones, okay?
And I think that LGBTQ folks need to stay away from children.
Because once again, as I've stated, the LGBTQ is sexuality, all right?
Old-time listener, I'm sad to see you in this sorry state.
What happened to TCR anyways?
Godspeed, go.
Dude, look at what's listening to me right now.
Look at these people that are listening to me.
Look at what they're fucking donating.
I mean, it is a sad state of affairs, believe me.
I mean, sometimes it hurts to wake up every morning and fucking know that I'm doing this shit.
Believe me, all right?
Believe me.
I mean, Jesus Christ, I feel like Al Bundy when he goes and fucking, you know, does his shoe sales on a consistent basis.
I feel like I feel like a fucking woman shoe salesman, you know, trying to stuff fucking fat women's feet in a goddamn shoe and shit.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let's move on.
What's the next one here?
This next one is by Anonymous.
And Anonymous is claiming that this video is a wholesome video.
So we should Jesus Christ.
First of all, turn the volume down.
And secondly, a wholesome video, really, asshole.
Put the PC shot on.
Look at this.
No wonder they remained anonymous.
This is supposed to be a wholesome video.
She's got a fetish for the...
And what now?
Mundane Matt.
All right, go fuck off, mundane Matt.
All right, here it is.
Anonymous.
This is supposed to be a wholesome video, huh?
Look at these fucking sick assholes with these bronies, dude.
You people are sick.
If you're a fucking brony, you're a fucking sick maniac.
And you should be listed in your fucking local vice squad's list of fucking potential sex offenders.
All right, that's enough.
We get it.
And what is this, Josh L?
I enjoy making boys rise to the account.
Jesus Christ.
What are you talking about, you sick bastard?
Anyway, Skunkler.
Okay, here it is.
Here's your goddamn video.
You're lucky I'm even playing it because of the first disgusting sick video that you decided that you wanted to request.
So here's a Skunkler video.
This better be something I can play.
If not, you're a piece of trash.
All right.
And what the hell is this?
Hold on just a second.
What the hell?
Put the PC shot on.
What is this, Skunkler?
It's the doiler.
Let's go.
We know scammer talk.
Yes, me a road is coming.
Scammer talk.
What the fuck is this there, Skunkler?
You piece of shit.
How you doing?
It's John Kennedy.
I'm calling you from the Mattel Millions Company.
I got great news to dislodge them clearly.
You have won a million dollar that needs no fore.
Your coupon you feel touched at the pharmacy.
In August the 8th, 2003, was random selected at the company for the first place winner of this monthly.
Tell me how you feel about you in this video.
You know, you all are a bunch of pieces of shit.
You know that?
Or far are you away from the Western Union?
When you go there, keep your business on the back.
Shaw, write down the first name, Robert Opal.
Then they will ask you for my volleyball.
Don't forget about the cash.
I mean, what the fuck am I doing here, dude?
I mean, this is supposed to be Thanksgiving night out of here.
Wait, let me put these numbers into process.
And Monday morning, you'll be living success.
I'll go hard.
I need the kingfish.
Maybe a rover.
Live in the boardhouse.
Friends come over.
We eat chicken.
We eat steak.
And every day we make money.
Sweepsteaks.
I need a kingfish.
Maybe a rover.
Live in the boardhouse.
Friends come over.
We eat chicken.
I can't believe you requested this shit, fucking skunkler.
Open a bar silica and sell wiggles.
Let me call him back.
Let me call him back quick.
Let me call him back.
All right, that's enough.
This guy's talking about scamming.
This guy's rapping about scamming people, for heaven's sake.
Be thankful the fans are looking for new intros to the show for you.
Fuck off, Dark Me Magician Broad.
Fuck off.
Oh, my God.
This guy's talking about scamming people.
He's rapping about doing the Nigerian fucking print scam and shit.
We eat chicken.
We eat steak.
We eat chicken.
Alright, that's enough.
All right, we get it.
We get it.
I mean, it's already done for Christ.
Yeah, thanks a lot, Skunkler.
Thanks a lot, you fucking piece of trash.
I really do appreciate it.
All right.
Jesus fucking Christ.
All right, who else do we have here?
All right, Lee Kwang.
Lee Kwang requested this one, all right?
And he's been bitching about me playing it for I don't know how long.
All right, here's Lee Kwang.
Lee Chang, whatever his name is.
Here it is.
Ah, gee, not that.
This fucking this goddamn song again, Lee Chang.
This fucking Mao Seitong bullshit again.
Oh, Christ.
Oh, my God.
EVERY TIME THIS LEE QUANG DOES THIS SHIT!
And to think that this is actual propaganda for Chinese folks...
Like, Chinese folks are bumping this in their fucking cars and shit.
Hey, hold on.
Dude, who's donating, man?
A hilarious scene from a kick-ass cartoon.
Also, happy Thanksgiving.
Million Mile March Diagram00:02:48
Yeah, thank you.
Dude, no more donations, please, okay?
I mean, I'm fucking so backed up with these goddamn fucking $18.66 bucker.
It's pathetic.
It's all in good fun.
Thanks, ghosts.
Yeah, yeah, okay.
Great.
Great, great.
Yeah, that puts me in such a better mood, right?
Yeah, that's fucking great.
Here, let's sing along, right?
I mean, look at all these fanatic Chinese with the fucking Red Book and shit.
And by the way, free fucking Hong Kong, baby.
Free Hong Kong!
Here we have a young Mao right in the beginning of the Red Book in the midst of the 10,000 mile march.
That's a very feminine little hand gesture that Mal's doing there.
And there's the diagram of a 10,000-mile march.
And wait, do we have that many Mao Seitong fans in the chat?
Are you shitting me?
LeBron James Pan Terry00:03:07
Oh, how long is this?
What?
What?
What is this?
Vice Chairman Fried Rice Better Than Pan Terry.
Fuck you, better than Pan Fucking Terry.
YAAA!
Alright, I think I've had enough of this shit.
Oh yeah, I love- Enough.
I mean, I don't know why this Lee Quang continues to donate and want me to play this fucking song.
Alright, I think I've had about
enough of this.
It's almost done, right?
All right, we got about a minute left over here.
Lee Kwang over here.
Oh, no, what?
What?
WTF, you, LeBron, James, Chinkler.
You, LeBron, James Chinkler.
What are you talking about, dude?
This Lee Kwang, whoever the hell this person is, wanted and continuously requests this dumbass song.
Unite, wo, unite, wo, wo, unite All right, we get it.
Yay, Ma, yeah, get this guy out of here, you fucking mouse a tongue piece of shit.
All right, I hope that you're happy there, Lee Kwang.
All right, there's your goddamn fucking fucking whatever, whatever it is, all right.
All right, let's continue here.
Lee Kwang Mouse Tongue00:03:16
We've got uh, ghost.
I don't know what the hell this was about.
Let's go ahead and uh do this $18.66 bucker.
Ghost requested this.
What is this?
NISPENSE! NISPENSE! NISPENSE! NISPENSE!
Are you kidding me?
NISPENSE! NISPENSE!
FOR FIVE STRAIGHT FUCKING MINUTES IN THIS GARBAGE?!
NISPENSE!
Who the fuck's denting?
For five straight minutes, Benton, For five straight minutes, dude.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
I've had enough of this dumb shit, for Christ's sake, man.
New Spenton! New Spenton!
New Spenton!
All right, shut the shit up.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
What?
What?
Another $18?
How about don't fucking donate to me anymore, dude?
All right, I'm done.
All right, I'm fucking done.
You're lucky that I even came here and did a fucking this is a fucking fucking turkey day.
This is Thanksgiving night.
And all I'm getting is shit like this.
And that's all I'm getting.
Nier Spente!
Nier Spente!
Alright.
Alright, turn this shit off.
Nier Spente!
Nier Spente!
Alright, Shuthu.
Shut this shit up.
All right, we get it.
All right, we get it.
Ghost requested that one.
Lady Boy Pataya Song00:04:08
All right, whatever the hell that is.
And it was at Lee Kwang again.
Lee Kwang again.
I do whatever I want.
This is China, not America.
This video shows you the paradise vacation for Chinese.
They love and show great respect for Han people.
As you should.
All right, well, another fucking Lee Kwang request.
Trying to show us Chinese people or something.
I don't know what the hell this is.
I don't know what the hell this is supposed to be.
Need a teleporter here.
Yeah, real funny.
All right.
Anyway, Lee Kwang requested this.
What is this crap?
What is this?
What the hell is this crap?
What is this, Lee Kwang?
What the fuck?
Lee Kwang, what is it?
Are you showing me ladyboys here?
They're showing me lady boys here.
Oh, my God.
Lee Kwang, why, dude?
Why?
Oh, my God.
Pataya, Pataya.
But thank you, thank you Look at these.
Advertising their ladyboys I love you Mock Mock When it's raining, pocket.
It's more fun while you get the night in Pataya.
God, look at this.
Pataya, pataya, pataya.
Lady boy, lady boy.
Love me long, love you long time.
Lady boy, lady boy, love you long time.
Spent the day on the beach is the night.
And some man very chic.
I mean, what is this?
Is this supposed to, like, lure tourism in?
I'm shooting ropes, RN, no cap.
Oh my god, I don't even know.
I don't even want to know what the hell that means there, Tim McCrab.
I don't even want to know what that means.
Pataya, pataya, pataya, lady boy, lady boy, lady boy.
But they, uh...
Careful, these are ladyboys, okay?
But they, uh...
Mickey love you long time.
Lady boy, got feminine penis.
Thank you.
Pataya, pataya.
It's actually a pretty funny song.
Ooh, you love your mama.
Make a love a long time.
But yeah.
True Mind Death Zion00:06:15
Anyway, Lee Kwang, why in the hell are you even requesting this?
Why are you even requesting this, Lee Kwang?
Anyway, but yeah, but anyway, we got another one by Lee Kwang.
Another goddamn $18.66 bucker by Lee Kwang.
Jesus fucking Christ.
All right, let's get to the next one.
All right, what is this?
Nita Sentry.
All right, go ahead.
Whatever.
All right, here, let's get to fucking the next Lee Kwang video.
Lee Kwang requested this.
And what is this?
This more Mao Seitong shit?
Oh, and here's Geno X 1987.
Here's Gino X 1987.
Good God.
All right, let's get to Lee Kwang.
Lee Kwang requested another one here.
Hey, look at this.
More Mao Setong bullshit communist propaganda.
What the hell is this?
Oh, my God.
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
I mean, come on, man.
I mean, what is this?
What kind of two-bit, blindfolds-your-ass-with-dental-floss type of fucking Chinese communist propaganda is this shit?
I mean, get off of Mao Zedong's sack, dude.
I mean, come on.
Are you shitting me, Lee Kwang?
I'm telling you, man.
I mean, you need to stop sucking on the goddamn Mao Seitong teeth over there.
Seriously, man.
Start getting your own independent thought out here.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Who else is next here?
We've got.
Jesus fucking Christ, dude.
Come on, man.
There are many, many of them.
Yeah, Texan boy.
Listen, everybody, please stop donating, man.
I don't know how many times I've got to tell you people, I am done with this.
I mean, seriously, man.
And then you know what the fuck the audacity you people have is that after I'm done with all these $18.66 bucker, you people are going to want me to continue to go on and all that bullshit.
I mean, get the fuck out of here, man.
Jesus Christ.
Who else is next?
The true mind of Ghost requested this one.
All right.
The true mind of Ghost.
They didn't say anything.
That's just their name.
The True Mind of Ghost.
And hold on.
We got to wait for a goddamn commercial.
All right.
The Mind of Ghost requested this.
What is this?
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
You people out there give us something more than just record sales.
You give us something to hate.
And we hate you.
What?
What?
What hey, hold on.
Who keeps donating?
I hate commies.
They need to be rounded up.
Listen, stop fucking donating, you fucking dickheads.
All right, Jesus fucking Christ.
Play this shit.
The fuck is it?
Hate?
I mean, that's it.
That's your hook!
I mean, I can't believe so many people actually listen to this bullshit.
And shut up.
This isn't better than Pantera.
See, give me a break.
Are you serious?
I mean, what does everybody think of the chat room about this song?
You are the card and I'm running pile.
Every time I'm at your work, I get the touch of miles.
You are but the card and I'm a girl.
We got some people who like it.
We get it.
Yeah, we get it, dude.
Pro Straight Polish March00:02:36
All right.
Anyway, who requested that one, by the way?
The true mind of ghosts.
That ain't my mind, dude.
I mean, give me a fucking break.
That ain't my mind.
All right, let's go to this next one.
Death to the dancing Zeon.
Nationalism is on the rise.
You like to label every nationalist as an incel.
That's the same fucking rhetoric that the communists use.
So let's see what the hell Death to the Dancing Zion has requested here.
All right.
They did a 30 bucker, so let's see what the hell we were requesting here.
What is this?
Europe is dying.
Nationalists march on Independence Day in Poland.
That's in Poland, dude.
All right.
Polocks, the Polaks are a little different out there.
All right.
I mean, they're the only ones that are based in the European region.
Them and I guess I would say the Hungarians, you know?
So let's continue.
Let's see what the hell they're talking about.
Let's play this.
let's play this i mean based poland dude i'm telling you they they uh don't like antifa You know, they kick Antifa's ass out there.
They're not very LGBTQ friendly.
You know, Poland has become very based as of late, man.
You know what I mean?
They don't allow the immigrants to come in en masse and take over their country.
Yeah, Poland was the same country that had a straight pride parade that got a bunch of different media outlets all across the globe calling it hateful and things of that nature.
A pro straight march, believe it or not.
Well, that was very interesting there.
Quick Splice Bill Shit00:04:51
That's very interesting.
Thank you very much.
Who requested this again?
Death to the dancing Zion.
Thank you very much for the $30 bill, by the way.
Cheers to you.
All right, man, dude.
I'm trying to get through these as quick as I possibly can.
Dude, this is why I take fucking the days off that I do, man.
I mean, I don't understand how you fucking people can think that I can just do this like eight, nine hours, and I'm supposed to do the regular schedule Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and Saturday.
That's just, that's not going to happen, dude.
We're going to have to do a whole new rescheduling or any of that shit.
So anyway, let's move on.
We've got R.I.P. Chuck, I believe it is.
R.I.P. Chuck requested this $18.66 bucker.
So let's see what the hell is this.
Requested that again?
R.I.P. Chuck.
All right, whoever the hell that was.
Definitely some decent metal there.
All right, but we got to continue to move on because we got a whole bunch more to go, believe it or not.
ST Mike the Meme Genie requested yet another one.
He said, not the most elaborate, but here you go.
So here it is.
ST Mike the Meme Genie.
Let's see what the hell you got to do.
Dude, what are you doing?
ST Mike.
What is this, ST Mike?
Put the PC shot on.
What is this, ST Mike?
ST Mike radio graffiti.
All right, you fucking paid 300.
I'm fucking throwing it back at you because you're a fucking faggot.
All right?
And yay!
You're a fucking faggot.
That's a fucking you fucking piece of shit.
That's a fucking splice.
You fucking dickhead, man.
That's a fucking splice and everybody knows it.
That's a fucking splice and everybody knows it.
Oh, dude, I am so done with you fucking people.
I'm not joking around.
I'm going to take the whole fucking weekend off.
I'm only going to do one show a week or something.
I'm not fucking kidding, man.
You fucking people are unappreciative dicks.
You fucking like to see me suffer and shit, and I don't appreciate it, man.
I mean, I did a broadcast on Thanksgiving night for Christ's sake.
And this is how you fucking treat me, you piece of crap?
Fuck all of you, man.
Seriously, go fuck all of you.
Anyway, let's move on.
All right, go fuck you in the chat.
All right, what is this?
Andy Worski, shit, ghost.
You haven't gotten banned yet?
Here, let me help that along.
Gas the Jew.
Hitler did nothing.
Shut up, you stupid.
Google is full of money.
All right, this next $18.66 bucker.
Actually, it's a $25 bill by Anonymous, who said, Hello, ghost.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Sorry about your CIA N-words in Iran.
Hope those Mossad cock loving traders get what they deserve.
Yeah, real funny.
All right, let's go ahead and see what the hell they've got to say.
Well, hold on, what is this?
What is this, Anonymous?
The $25 bill.
What is this?
What is this shit?
I don't have these, but I know.
I don't mean I can't.
Wait, wait, wait.
What the fuck?
Do you have any special talent?
I- Are you shitting me?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Who the fuck requested that one, man?
Who the fuck requested that one again?
Anonymous.
Anonymous requested that one.
Real funny.
All right, jerk dick.
Fucking hell, dude.
Who else do we have here, dude?
I want to get done with these as quick as I possibly can because I'm done, dude.
I am so done with you people.
All I do is try to appease each and every one of you, and it just never ends.
It's never good enough for you people.
It's a disgrace.
All right, who's next?
Chad Pooper Griffin Meme00:16:02
We got Red Eyes Black Dragon.
Red Eyes Black Dragon requested this one and said, LOL, these girls are cute.
Christmas is such a great holiday.
I don't like the sounds of that.
I don't like the sounds.
That sounds a little pervy.
That sounded a little pervy there.
Hold on, what is this?
Hold on.
This is Red Eyes Black Dragon.
These girls are cute.
Okay, okay.
I think he's trying to be innocent.
Okay, never mind.
I hope so.
Let's put it that way.
All right.
All right, put the PC shot on.
What is this, Red-Eyes, Black Dragon?
An Aunt Cynthia.
Go ahead.
Open it up.
I'm not opening mine.
I'm not opening mine.
They get a black doll?
Give me hers.
Get Rainy hurse.
What's wrong?
Do you like it?
Mm-hmm.
Ha!
Ha ha!
Do you like it right here?
Oh, my God.
What's wrong?
Oh, my God.
All right.
We get it.
Jesus Christ.
That's just horrible.
That's just fucking horrible, Red Eyes Black Dragon.
That's just fucking horrible.
All right, let's move on.
That's just horrible.
Let's have Chad Poopter Griffin.
There's Chad Poopter Griffin, the Nick Flenteys worshiper.
All right, what the hell did you say?
Zoomer nationalism.
All right, what is this, Chad Poopter Griffin?
What is this?
What are you?
What is this?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
And Dark Mean Magician Girl, damn ghost.
I didn't know your daughter learned from the bad.
Shut up.
Just shut up.
All right.
Chad Poopter Griffin requested this one here.
This is Chad Poopter Griffin. Playboy Cardi.
J-Boy Cardi.
Ah.
I'm not too sure about this there, Chad Pooper Griffin.
Yeah, I don't know about this one there, Chad Pooper Griffin.
fucking mumble ass rap I think so, dude.
This song kind of sucks a cock with it.
I mean, yeah, you can't even understand what he's saying.
What press S to skip this garbage?
Hey, well, plan a little bit more, all right?
Chad Pooper Griffin requested this.
Chad pooped her grip and requested this son of a bitch.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, I don't get it.
I mean, he's a gangster, but he's just out by himself.
I mean, where are the chicks?
Where are your homies?
Where are the guys with the gas?
You know what I mean?
The fuck is going on here?
All right, I've had enough of that.
That was...
That was Chad Poopter Griffin's request.
I guess Chad Poopter Griffin is, you know, kind of bumping that in his car and shit.
But let's continue going, folks.
We got so many more $18.66 buckers to go.
This was requested by No Ham for Thanksgiving.
No ham for Thanksgiving requested this and said, save the ham for Easter.
Time to hunt some turkey for Thanksgiving.
What do you mean, hunt turkey?
You're not going to show me a turkey hunt or some shit, are you?
All right, well, hold on.
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
Put the PC shot on.
It's a little short, huh?
A little bit of a fucking loony tunes, huh?
A little bit of a looty tunes.
Jingle bells, jingle bells, a rinky pinky pinky pinky, a rinky pinky and a jingle bells and a jingy jingy jingle bells.
He's after me.
He's gonna kill me.
Don't let him.
Uh, I guess this is one I haven't seen.
I guess this is of a porky pig.
Hide me!
Hide me!
Here, put yourself together, Tom.
Snap out of it, snap out.
You're verging on the hysterical.
Come on, now, brace up, brace up.
There, and anybody in here saying this is boomer tunes or any of that shit, go shove it up your ass, all right?
This is the greatest cartoons that you fucking idiots should be watching.
You know that instead of watching this dumb fruit bowl garbage that is turning you into taking it in the ass and shit.
All right, seriously, you son of a bitch.
All right, you all watch this and learn, okay?
You all watch this and learn.
Shut up in the chat room with the boomer talk, you fucking son of a bitch.
All right, fucking assholes.
This is when real cartoons were made, you jerk dick.
All right, watch it!
Take notes, Biach!
Uh-oh.
He's just an angel in disguise.
He's just an angel in disguise.
Did you lose something, fat stuff?
I'm a little bit looking for a darned old turkey.
Sir, do you mean to insinuate that I hide your darned old turkey?
I was as the Serbian came this way.
Well, I ain't talking, see?
My lips are sealed.
Well, I ain't no stool pigeon, see?
What a pal, Oh, Edily did a dagger nabbit.
And I had everything ready for a nice big turkey dinner.
Not a word out of me.
I ain't no squealer.
I'm not.
Turkey dinner?
Uh-huh.
And with a chestnut dressing, too.
No.
No, I won't talk.
They can't make me.
I'm no stool pigeon.
I'm not.
Cranberry sauce?
I'm telling you, fucking people there.
Shut up with the boomer talk.
Mashed potatoes and green peas.
No, no.
They can't sweat it out of me.
I won't be a stool pigeon.
I won't.
I won't be a.
Candied yams?
Uh-huh.
God Sheckles can be even Who's fucking...
Who's donating?
The gentle side of ghost.
Oh, my God.
Dude, please stop fucking donating, man.
All right, I'm serious.
Please stop fucking donating, man.
I said, who else do it?
It was those yams.
All those nasty yams.
Whistling.
Did you come out of there?
I got you covered, Edge.
Come on.
Come on out of there, you old turkey you.
Come on around there, but they did blast you.
Those nasty, delicious yams.
Gobble, gobble, gobble.
So there you are, you old turkey.
All right, look, I'm only gonna play this for a couple more seconds and then I'm turning it off.
I'm a duck.
Quack, quack, quack, quack.
I can swim.
All right, all right, yeah, there we get.
All right, look, I've already done it for four and a half minutes.
All right, look, I can't play all these for the whole time.
I'm telling you this right now, dude.
I'm done.
Stop donating to me.
I've got too many of these to play, and once I'm done with them, I'm just going to turn off the stream.
All right, because you idiots don't learn.
All right, you just don't fucking learn, do you?
That was a pretty good anime.
That was an enemy, you fucking dickhead.
All right.
I know that y'all want to wish it you were.
I know you wish that it was, but it's not fucking anime.
All right.
That was classic cartoons.
All right.
The next $18.66 bucker was requested by OK Boomer.
Okay, Boomer.
Hold on.
Put the PC shot on.
Who is this?
Is this Art Hammond?
Okay, Boomer.
Yeah, okay, Boomer.
Okay, Boomer.
Oh, okay, Boomer.
Okay, Boomer.
Jesus.
Okay, boomer.
Whatever.
Okay, boomer. Okay, boomer.
Okay, boomer.
Okay, boomer.
Eh.
Okay, Boomer.
Okay, Boomer.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay Boomer, okay Boomer, okay Boomer, yeah.
Yeah, okay, Boomer.
I'm okay.
Jesus Christ.
Are you fucking shitting me, Art Hammond?
Huh?
Okay, Boomer, huh?
How you're trying to spin off the old meme there, huh?
You fucking jerk.
And straighten out your beefy tits for Christ's sake.
All right, Art Hammond.
Jesus Christ.
Let's get to the next $18.66 bucker.
This was requested by Lee Kwang again.
Lee fucking Kwang.
So let's see what Lee Kwang has.
What the fuck is that, Lee Kwang?
What the hell is this?
Put the PC shot on.
What is this, Lee Kwang?
Oh, no.
I like it, Diddy, as long as my fancy.
Fiend Nation, number one.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Play that again.
What kind of racist shit?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Play it one more game.
And that rice motherfucker, rice mo- Fiend Nation number one.
All right, that's great.
All right, that's about enough.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Are you kidding me?
I thought you were going to say something like, I work all day because I'm no fun bong.
Some shit like that.
Anyway, let's continue going, folks.
All right.
We got so many of these to go, and I just want to hurry up and get through with them.
And I just want to end it.
I just want to end this shit.
What?
Looney Tunes back then was being outsourced to Japan.
Bullshit!
You're a fucking liar!
That's a fucking bunch of bullshit!
That's a bunch of bullshit!
You're a fucking liar!
Fuck you!
There's no goddamn fucking Japanese names on any of the credits of that shit.
So shut the fuck up with your fried rice and shove that up your ass.
It's not true.
Years of innocently imprisoned.
Jerry Sandusky, who the fuck would even donate that?
Who the hell would even donate something as sick as that shit?
Oh my god.
All right, who else is next, dude?
All right, we got another $18.
Shut up.
That's a fucking lie.
It was not outsourced to Japan.
All right, assholes.
All right, give me a fucking break.
Was outsourced to Japan.
You guys are fucking idiots if you believe that.
Anyway, let's get to the next $18.66 bucker.
It's by George Christick.
He said, this is a hilarious scene from a kick-ass cartoon.
Also, happy Thanksgiving.
More cartoon bullshit.
More cartoon bullshit, dude.
Oh, God.
I got to wait for an ad, all right?
And then once the ad goes, all right, here it is.
Another fucking cartoon.
Because you sons of bitches, for whatever reason, you love cartoons, eh?
Hey, you love the animations, don't you?
Here we are in beautiful Atlantic.
The hell is this bad guy?
She is heating up at the World Championship of Hot Thorgon.
The Challenger Cobalushi is putting in a good show.
What the fuck?
An animation of a fucking hot dog contest.
The Heart Breaker!
Go Coop!
You can do it!
This is the most repugnant thing I've ever seen in this and any other time.
You people in these cartoons, man.
This obsession with cartoons, man, it's very disturbing.
At this rate, Coop will be too sick to run through the new training sequences I programmed into Magus.
Don't sweat it.
Coop doesn't get sick.
He just gets less hungry.
I mean, that is so latent homosexual.
It's unfortunate.
What is this shit?
Oh, my God.
Anime Bitch Cartoon Singing00:05:55
Is that Gabe Newell?
Quick question, Ghost.
Why do you still watch cartoons like Looney Tunes?
aren't you supposed to be an adult uh hey fruit bowl i know that you think in your little autistic mind that oh wait a minute Why do you like Looney Tunes?
I don't watch Looney Tunes, idiot.
All right.
I used to watch them a long time ago when I was a kid.
And whenever they're on television, which is like maybe once or twice a year when I'm flipping through the television, I may glance at one or two of them and be like, oh, look at that.
I remember when I was a kid and shit.
I'm not like you dumbass man children that can't fucking grow up and think not only can you continue watching and being obsessed with these stupid fucking cartoons, but y'all are dressing up in cosplay as these stupid fucking cartoons.
You're buying goddamn stupid dumb fucking toys related to these stupid goddamn cartoons.
So give me a fucking break.
Sit there and shut up.
All right here.
Watch these fucking hot dogs and these cocks go in these fucking idiots' mouths.
Launch pants.
Nice.
And the winner yet again is Choicey's own cool coop, you can stop eating now.
Koob, I mean, is this guy the Coober?
All right, I don't know what the hell that was about.
That was the most stupidest animation I've ever seen.
All right, I just was so stupid.
All right, but anyway, a hot dog eating contest animation.
That's great, isn't it?
All right, let's get to this next one.
This next, what I'd buy that for a dollar.
I fap to loony.
Fuck you, fucking idiot.
I don't fap to any fucking cartoon crap.
All right, I don't fat, period.
I got a fucking wife, dude.
All right.
It's a beautiful part about having a wife, all right?
Whenever you, you know, whatever, you know, just fucking tell her to bend over.
It is what it is, all right?
It's what a wife's supposed to do.
Anyway, let's not get into my personal life.
Vice Chairman Fried Rice requested this one and he said, since you're tired of that mouse song, I decided to splice things up or spice things up for you.
All right, so let's see what he's talking about for spicing things up.
All right, what is this?
What's your name again?
Chicken fried rice.
No, vice chairman, fried rice, okay?
Vice chairman, fried rice.
So let's go ahead and see what the hell this is.
What the hell is this?
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
MORE PROPAGANDA COMMUNIST CHINESE BULLSHIT!
Who's killing the cat?
What the fuck, Mary?
Are you shitting me?
What the fuck kind of fruit bowl music is this?
What?
What the fuck kind of fruit bowl shit is this?
Are you shitting me?
This sounds like some anime bitch is singing this.
I can't believe I'm listening to these.
Seriously, Chinese are bumping through the- Is this what they're dancing to?
I mean, is this what they're listening to?
is leisure music.
Another donut.
What is this?
This is hit music of today, ghost.
Even on American radio, yeah.
Ghost, you skipped mine.
Were after my 18.66er.
Don't be a scammer.
Here as the link again.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I, I already did one for you.
Their Der Wicking.
The fuck are you talking about you?
I, I did your 18.66 bucker.
What are you fucking talking about?
I remember you saying no, it's Dir Wicking, and that fucking bullshit.
What are you fucking talking about, dude?
Racist Texas Line Dancing00:09:33
I fucking already did your shit.
Stop being your.
You stop being a fucking scammer.
You fucking piece of shit.
Tired of you fucking people.
man.
I'm telling you fucking ungrateful fucks, man.
All right, that's enough for fucking Mao Zedong's fat ass, sir.
All right, seriously all right.
We've got.
Uh, who's next here?
Geno X1987 requested this one and of course I do want to say, viewer discretion is advised because Geno X1987 likes to request some freak show mk, Ultra type shit.
All right, so just wait a minute.
We just saw.
Wait, hold on, just a sec.
Play the pc shot.
DIDN'T WE JUST SEE THIS?!
Uh, didn't we just see- Oh, wait a minute, hold on, hold on.
Oh wait, this is the tits.
This is the one with the tits.
I'm sorry, this is the one with the tits.
All right, this is the one in the town.
Is this the one with the tits?
Fourth thursday in november is the most celebrated day of the year.
Yeah, this is the one with the tits.
Yeah, I know, it's the one with the tits.
You fucking idiots begun, what an uninvited guest arrived, and this year there will be no leftovers.
Yeah, this is where he chops off this dude's head and and then the next scene is just some bitch with some tits and shit.
I'm not gonna show the tits okay, i'm not showing tits because this is not that kind of a fucking show.
And, by the way uh, Geno X1986, I don't think that's the real one.
I think it's one of you idiots trying to get me to play this once again.
All right, good night all, and happy Thanksgiving day.
Cheers to patiently waiting.
All right, cheers to patiently waiting.
I appreciate it.
Anyway, i'm not showing the fucking tits.
You all can go fuck yourself.
Okay, let's move on here.
Okay, let's move on, because i'm getting the fuck out of here as soon as i'm done with these fucking.
Fuck all of you people.
You people are ungrateful dickheads.
I can't believe that.
You know, here I am, i'm broadcasting in a goddamn uh, Thanksgiving holiday and you people don't give a shit.
So let's move on to the next.
18.66 bucker.
This is by Texan Boy.
Texan boy requested this one.
Go ahead and play it.
What is this?
If you come to Texas, learn the No said no link for training.
Texas life's a rodeo where a woman is a woman and a man is a man.
If we need mixing, that's a factor.
Nothing i'm willing to bet.
Whoever wrote this isn't even from Texas.
Down in Texas, yellow roses grow barbecues in all profuse Gum to screws.
Lots of fun.
Now he's here.
Texas is the best!
No hard feelings there, EY ghosty.
Europe weeps for her children.
Good men, taken advantage of for too long.
May they feel righteous.
Well, thank you very much there, Anonymous.
I appreciate it for the $25 bill.
Well, let's play the rest of this.
Don't do more of this.
And then we'll move on with the broadcast.
All right.
I'm not too sure if I like this shit song.
I think it's a fake Hexen that's singing this son of a bitch.
It sounds like some fucking line dancing bullshit.
Where a woman is a woman and a man is a man as we make things a cam.
Lots of stairs, but no queer because white man loves a lamb.
What the fuck?
Hold on.
Hey, wait a minute.
I didn't realize that this was a goddamn racist song.
All right, I just caught on to it right now that this is a racist fucking song for Christ's sake.
We're not racist in Texas.
All right.
We're not racist in Texas, folks, okay?
Regardless of what this fucking song is trying to say, we're not racist in Texas.
Jesus Christ, man.
All right.
Let me continue.
You know, before I continue on, I mean, it's already 2:15 in the morning.
I've only had one beer, one shot.
It's fucking Thanksgiving night, for Christ's sake, man.
All right.
You know what time it is, baby?
It's time for more beer.
Let me get some more goddamn beer for Christ's sake, man.
I'm not even joking around.
All these $18.66 buckers have been eating into my drinking time for Christ's sake.
All right, I'm not even joking around.
Fucking eating into my drinking time.
And all you people, how y'all treated me today is so disrespectful, man.
All right.
Trying to get me banned off YouTube by showing cocks and tits and shit, man.
Fuck you, man.
Seriously.
All right.
And double fuck you in the ass for all you people that are calling me scambler and saying to show it anyway and all this shit.
Fuck you.
All right.
Fuck you.
Hope you fucking get cancer of the cock, you fucking dickheads.
All right.
Now that I've got that fucking beer going on here, let me go ahead and take a drink.
All right, let me take a goddamn drink.
All right, let's take a little bit more of tetrahydrocannabinol, the marijuana.
All right, the reefer, the poo smoke.
Let's go ahead and do this, all right?
All right, let's go ahead and do this for Christ's sake, all right?
Let me go ahead and do this.
Let's get another, let's get a little butt out of the bag here.
Get a little butt out of the bag, baby.
All right, dude, listen, all of you people in the chat room, shut the fuck up.
I'm not even kidding, man.
All right, let me tell you what I'm going to do, okay?
Before you fucking idiots start bitching, once I'm done with the last 18-bucker and 60.
Once I'm done, I'm just going to click off and I'm gone.
All of you people that are going to be pissed because I'm not doing radio graffiti and I'm not doing fucking shout outs.
You can thank these unappreciative fucking dicks that are out here requesting these $18.66 bucker.
I'm not fucking joking around.
As a matter of fact, after this Saturday, this will be the last time that $18.66 buckers are going to be that price.
I'm upping the price, dude, so you fucking people can stop doing this shit.
All right, I'm not even joking.
I'm upping the price to the $18.66 bucker because we can't keep doing this shit.
All right, we can't fucking keep doing this bullshit, dude.
I'm not fucking joking.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding because this is all the show is.
And that's not what I want the show all to be.
But you guys are a bunch of dickheads.
You're like, haha, you know what?
We're going to continue to donate.
And I really don't give a shit.
And Ghost is just going to have to play it.
And all this shit.
So fuck you.
I don't want the show to continuously be this bullshit, man.
All right.
Give me my smoke.
All right.
Look, people are call.
Why the fuck are you calling me Jew in the chat room?
Why the fuck are you calling me Jew in the chat room?
Jesus Christ.
Give me my smoke.
I'm not joking around.
Why are you calling me Jew?
I don't want the whole show to be this bullshit, man.
All right.
I don't want the whole show to be this bullshit.
All right.
And y'all are fucking piling up these $18.66 buckers on me on purpose.
And on top of which, you people are fucking trying to get me banned off YouTube.
And I don't appreciate that shit.
I don't appreciate that shit.
So, you know, you can be pissed off at me all you want to.
I don't really give a fuck.
All right.
I don't really care.
You guys are assholes anyway.
Kick Antifa Ass Bass00:02:21
Hey, let's move on.
Anonymous requested this $18.66 bucker.
All right.
And he said, I hate commies.
They need to be rounded up and gassed.
No wooden doors this time.
Whatever the hell that means.
Anyway, Anonymous requested this $18.66 bucker.
So let's see what the hell this is.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
Beware this man, this Antifa goon gets wrecked.
Oh, yeah.
Oh yeah!
You are already dead.
What?
PowerSakubi Dehizeb!
Oh yeah!
Ha ha ha ha!
Yes.
Kick his ass, Cbass.
Kick his ass, Cbass.
TAKE HIS ASS, SEA BASS!
Kick the fucking Antifa's ass!
Get their chief's ass!
You're damn right, man.
Kick Antifa's ass!
Damn right!
MAGA!
MAGA!
Trump 2020, baby!
Trump 2020!
All fucking day, all night!
Damn right, baby!
Eat Us Before Finish Song00:06:14
Damn right, man.
Look at the proud boys, baby.
You're damn right.
Kick Antifa's ass!
All right, let's move on.
Who else do we have here for Christ's sake, all right?
Thank you, Anonymous, for hooking that up.
Wednesday, Adams requested this one here.
Wednesday, Adams.
So let's see what Wednesday Adams requested.
And they said, watch me get woke as fuck at my Thanksgiving Day pageant.
Depressing Thanksgiving.
Ghost, let me know if you ever need an exorcism.
I'm never going to need an exorcism.
I'm going to be alright.
Don't worry about it.
All right.
All right.
Don't worry about it.
My God won't let me get possessed.
Anyway, Wednesday Adams requested this.
And by the way, we got to fucking wait for a goddamn advertisement.
This year, Ouija picked perhaps the most important day in our shared past.
Yeah, this was the second Addams Family, by the way.
The Adams family movie.
American word for corn.
A terrific turkey dinner.
And brotherhood.
So, white meat.
And dirt meat.
Take it away!
I what?
What?
Hold on.
Increasing the price won't work.
You know most of your listeners have no concept of money because the people who donate are either on welfare or they're using their parents' credit card.
No, increase it to $100 and see if I'm wrong.
No, I'm not going to increase it that much, but it's got to be increased so that the whole damn show isn't a bunch of $18.66 bucker.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, we need other components to the show.
You know what I mean?
Not just a bunch of fucking videos.
You did?
You understand what I'm saying?
What the hell?
That's creepy.
I mean, this is rather bizarre, huh?
So eat us before we finish this song.
Eat us before we finish this song.
I am so glad we invited the Chipwas to join us for this holiday meal.
Remember, these savages are our guests.
We must not be surprised at any of their strange customs.
After all, they have not had our advantages, such as fine schools, libraries full of books, shampoo.
All right, I think we get the point here.
Raising the price ISNT gonna do anything.
You did it before, but if you want to waste your time, go ahead.
See you in a week when you're still crying over the video.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, thanks a lot, Doova Dude.
All right, thanks a lot.
All right, thanks a lot.
What?
Or you can bring back Media Share so they won't have a reason to donate 1866 buckers.
You know, I don't know what I'm gonna do, dude.
It's all fucked up.
And the reason it's all fucked up is because you all make it fucked up.
And you like it.
You like that you're fucking my shit up.
You all think it's so funny, man.
For fuck's sake.
I'm Indian.
Enough said.
And I am Running Bear, betrothed to Pocahontas in the play.
20 grand for summer camp.
He's Mr. Wo-Woo.
We have brought a special gift for this holiday feast.
Kill me.
What a thoughtful gift.
Oh my god, this is so cringe and fucking lordish.
Can we get on with this fucking shit?
Jesus fucking Christ.
Welcome to our table, our new primitive friends.
Thank you, Sarah Miller.
You're the most beautiful person I've ever seen.
Your hair is the color of the sun.
Your skin is like fresh milk.
And everyone loves you.
Stop.
Sin it.
Wait.
What?
We cannot break bread with you.
Huh?
Thank you.
What's going on?
Wednesday.
You have taken the land which is rightfully ours.
Years from now, my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations.
Your people will wear cardigans and drink highballs.
We will sell our bracelets by the roadside.
Get off yourself, you dumb little brat.
I mean, give me a fucking break.
CRY ME A RIVER!
Chesapeake Settler History00:06:35
I've had about enough of this.
He's not a chief.
I've had about enough.
We get it, all right?
We get it.
And by the way, this is something that needs to be said since we just went through Thanksgiving.
Okay?
What does everybody expect?
Every time I hear this argument that, well, you know, this land belonged to the Native Americans.
Yeah, so what?
Okay?
I mean, do you understand why we're celebrating Thanksgiving?
It's the only time that white man and the Indians got together and had a meal.
Why?
Because when the Potahan Indians, which is where the Pocahontas story comes from, when the Potahans first met the Chesapeake ship that was Captain John Smith was the leader of that fucking ship.
When he hit it up on the Chesapeake and found the Potahan Indians, they made a deal with one another, okay?
And the Potahan Indians gave the Chesapeake settlers partials of land.
Now, the reason that the goddamn Indians got pissed is because the English settlers of the Chesapeake settlement started domesticating their own animals.
They started using agricultural methods to be able to raise crops, etc.
And as a result, you had the Indians getting pissed because the Indians were like, White man is raising, you know, raising animals in their own farm and they're growing crop and we have to go out and we have to hunt and hiya.
And they got pissed.
Okay?
It's a fact that the Indians got pissed that these Chesapeake settlers.
All right.
And hold on, what did he say, Khabib?
He said, all land in the world belongs to someone else at some point.
Figure it out.
Yeah, no shit, Khabib.
But all I'm simply stating is that's where you get the term Indian giver.
Because the Potahan Indians gave the Chesapeake settlers the land.
They got pissed because the Indians are, you know, they go out, they hunt.
You know, that's a big chore.
It's a big to-do to go out and sustain yourself as far as food is concerned.
And here you have the Chesapeake settlers farming and domesticating animals with them not having to hunt.
And as a result, the Indians were like, fuck you.
Let me have the land back.
And the Chesapeake settlers were like, fuck you.
You're going to have to kill us first.
And as a result, it was a fucking hundreds and hundreds of years of war between Indians and the settlers from Europe.
All right.
And by the way, what do you want us to do?
What do you want us to do?
You want us to give back the land to the Indians so that what?
We can have casinos now?
Huh?
So everybody could be all wrapped up on fire water?
So we could go to a fucking shaman whenever we're sick, whenever you have like chlamydia.
All right.
You know, you do a bad push.
You got chlamydia.
And what are you going to go to a fucking shaman?
You're going to go to a medicine man that's going to rub some incense and some fucking dead feathers on you and be like, hey, yeah.
I mean, seriously, man.
I mean, what the fuck do y'all expect?
I'm tired of hearing this fucking idea that, oh, well, the American Indians had this land first.
Well, you know what?
So what?
All right.
It's ours now.
All right.
Deal with it for Christ's sake.
Yeah, you Native Americans.
They were the ones who had your land first.
Well, we have it now.
And by the way, it's not like we threw them away.
It's not like the Indians didn't get anything.
They've got Indian reservations, for Christ's sake.
And what are they doing on those Indian reservations?
They're ripping off the white man by putting in these fucking rigged casinos in there.
All right.
So they can just goop the white man of his money.
I'm not even joking.
So anyway, let's get to the next one.
Billy F.U. requested this and said the gentle side of ghost.
The hell are you talking about there, Billy M.U.?
Hold on.
What is this, Billy F.U.?
What are you talking about?
Put the PC shot on.
Billy F.U., what are you talking about?
softer side of ghosts.
My race is better than your race.
I'm going to kill you.
You son of a bitch.
No, you're a fucking son of a bitch, dude.
Seriously, man.
All right, that's not funny.
All of you idiots that are in the chat room laughing at that shit, that's not fucking funny, man.
I mean, this is fucking Thanksgiving, man.
Oh, Christ.
What is it?
Tim McCrab.
America was the natives.
Now it is the white months.
And soon it will all be Mexican land.
Larga Vida Azteca Volk.
Eramos Reyes y Mierde.
What?
The hell are you talking about?
I mean, that's another thing, man.
I mean, it's one thing if the Mexicans are going to one day come over here, but they need to leave that Azteca bullshit back in the past, dude.
All right.
There was nothing spiritual about the Aztecs or the Incas.
There were brutal fucking killers.
I mean, all you have to do is look at the Mel Gibson-directed movie by the name of, what the fuck's that name?
Were they going to the Mayans?
Apocalypto.
Apocalypto.
Take a look at the Apocalypto of the movie, and that'll go to show you what these fucking tribes were when it came to the Mayans and the Aztecs and the Incas, etc.
All right.
They sacrificed virgins.
All right.
They cut the hearts out of people to make a solar eclipse go away.
So yeah, go ahead and take a look at that shit if you want to see what exactly these so-called tribes down in Central South America and Mexico, what the hell they were all about.
All right.
Volkswagen Tired Clown Boozy00:14:21
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to the next $18.66 bucker.
This is by Anonymous, who donated a 25 bucker and said, last dodo of the night.
No hard feelings there, eh, ghosty?
Europe weeps for her children.
Good men take advantage of them for too long.
May they feel righteous retribution, okay?
Once again, Anonymous requested this one, so let's go ahead and see what Anonymous had requested here for a $25 bill, by the way.
For a $25 bill, I don't know what the hell is this?
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
The following video is for historical and research purposes.
I don't support Nazism or any other totalitarian regime.
None of my videos are monetized to try to keep the comments away from politics or views that could be seen as offensive for others.
Thank you.
All right, let's see what the hell this is.
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
All right, let's see what the hell this is.
Oh, historical German footage, eh?
Hey, historical German footage.
I'm just waiting for Hitler to pop out and be like, Volkswagen, Schee and Schwagen, Volkswagen.
Seriously, man, not even joking.
All right, I don't understand what I'm watching here.
I don't understand what the hell I'm watching.
What is this?
The Waffen SS.
What the fuck the fuck?
All right?
Jesus Christ.
I mean, come on.
I've had enough of this crap.
Get to the point.
Get to a point.
You kidding me?
Is that when they went into Russia and thought they could match the Russians in their own terrain and environment?
The biggest mistake in warfare history.
Anyway, thank you very much.
I appreciate that anonymous.
Anonymous requested that for a $25 bill, so cheers to you.
All right, and here's who else we got here.
We got Duva Dude.
Duva Dude requested this one and said, raising the price isn't going to do anything.
You said it before, but if you want to waste your time, go ahead.
See you in a week when you're still crying over the videos.
Oh, yeah.
And I have this.
So what video did you request there, Duva dude?
All right, here it is for a $20 bill, Duva Dude.
Ah, dude.
Goddamn niggas are the goddamn niggas or the goddamn niggas or the goddamn niggas.
I mean, come on, man.
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU REQUEST THIS?!
Oh, Jesus Christ.
THIS IS HORRIBLE, MAN!
THIS IS FUCKING HORRIBLE!
I mean, come on with this racist shit, dude!
And Duva, dude.
Duva, dude, requested this.
He's one of my blacks.
Duva dude is a black man.
He's one of my blacks.
requested this this is so sad I'm ONE OF MY BLACKS REQUESTED THIS RACIST SHIT.
Turn this shit off for Christ's sake.
Who is this next?
Dark mean magician girl base duva.
Don't encourage duva, dude, all right?
Seriously, for fuck's sake, all right?
Don't, don't you even dare.
Don't you even go there for Christ's sake, man?
All right, look, that's the last $18.66 bucker, okay?
It's gonna be 2:45 in the morning out here on a late, early Friday, Black Friday morning.
We started during Thanksgiving evening, for Christ's sake, and I'm done, dude.
I'm fucking done, man.
Excuse my fucking burp, all right?
I'm fucking done, man.
All right?
I mean, Jesus Christ.
This is why I'm saying the damn $18.66 buckers need to be raised.
Because the whole fucking show should not be this, okay?
The whole fucking show should not be nothing but this shit.
All right?
So that's why I'm saying I'm gonna get the fuck out of here, all right?
You fucking dick.
Come beep, you fucking dick, man.
Not yet, ghost.
Oh, Christ.
Well, you know what?
I'm getting a fucking beer, all right?
I'm getting a fucking beer for Christ's sake.
Jesus fucking Christ.
I'm telling you, man.
And you wonder why, right?
You wonder why the hell I don't come here for a while, right?
You're like, you know, it goes, you know, what the hell's going on, dude?
You know, you want to fucking Jesus Christ, man.
Where's my beer?
Where's my goddamn beer for Christ's sake?
Hey, and people are saying you didn't do the markets.
I didn't get to do anything because of the pileup of the $18.66 bucker.
That's why the prices need to be up, man, because I'm telling you, I don't need to do this, all right?
I'm tired of it.
I'm tired.
I'm tired, man.
And you idiots have me at the fucking Razzies as the laziest streamer on the internet.
Are you fucking joking?
I'm on here going on six hours.
I was on the last show over eight hours.
I mean, why don't you give me some fucking respect, man?
Why don't you give me some fucking respect?
Ah, fucking Blucifer.
God damn it.
Especially when there are many, many of them.
Shout out to my darling wife.
She requested a priest.
Ah, man.
Come on, man.
Especially when there are many.
Stop, man.
Just stop.
Stupid assumptions is that we are poor.
Do your fucking job, boomer.
I'm not.
Just leave me alone, please, okay?
Come on, just fucking leave me alone, dude.
All right?
And look, somebody's saying there are people that stream for 24 hours playing video games.
That's because they're just sitting on their ass playing a fucking video game, all right?
They're not out here having to fucking talk and talk and having to...
Just shut up.
You people don't know shit.
All right?
You people don't know shit.
Hey, what is this?
Don't forget what?
Don't forget that to look on into the torrents for the archives for the next show.
Post them on ghost.report.
I definitely will, all right?
I'm definitely will, for Christ's sake.
And look, all of you idiots, shut up in the chat, man.
Stop trying to sit here and say, you're only doing this.
You're only doing that.
Fucking dickhead.
Give me my fucking smoke.
I gotta clean that screen.
Got to hold it and let it hit the brain, dude.
All right, look, stop, dude.
I'm, I'm, I, look, I. I'm gonna.
You see why I have to end this shit?
If I don't stop, and if I don't end it, these idiots are gonna continue doing this shit.
And I don't want to do this.
I'm done with this shit, alright?
These guys are ruining it for you people that want shout-outs and that want radio graffiti.
They're ruining it.
The prices don't need to be raised.
The truth is you're greedy and only care about the money.
You can't prove me wrong because if you were to, you'd be doing this instead of raising the prices.
It saddens us real listeners to see you selling out.
Fucking selling out to what, you dumb stupid bitch?
I'm telling everybody to stop donating, you dumb fucking whore.
Just shut up and put a fucking cock in your mouth, you dumb bron.
I'm fucking tired of you.
Tired of your fucking garbage, all right?
Stupid dumb idiot.
I'm telling each and every one of you to stop fucking donating, all right?
I've told each and every one of you to stop donating, but you don't.
You don't fucking do it.
All right.
Stupid broad.
And let me tell you, if Dark Me Magician Girl, if your man is in anywhere within your vicinity, hey, Dark Me Magician Girl's husband, man, boyfriend, can you slap this woman, please?
For fuck's sake, can you slap the fucking bejesus out of this broad so you can fucking slap some reality into her fucking dumb ass for Christ's sake?
All right, I'm fucking done.
Let's get a Khabib Nagamiroff's $18.66 bucker, okay?
Here it is.
Go ahead and play it.
Here's Khabib.
There's an N-word he wants to know.
I mean, let's call the Black People Nigger.
Yeah.
Certain people in America to me are nigger, but most of them are called black people.
Nice people.
My president of the American citizen.
My country president is Mr. Omar.
I'm not prejudiced.
I like Mr. Morocco.
He said it.
I'm a skinny, but I'm tough.
Who did you call the N-word?
Who drove you to use such a horrible word?
F-4th.
Yes.
Well, you know, I'm international.
I receive coast to coast.
Yes.
I treat black people like black.
I treat the nigger like black.
What the fuck?
I mean, how is Howard Stern allowing him to say this shit?
The nigger doesn't respect me.
I tell the nigger, go fuck yourself.
Take a fucking bro.
Fair enough.
All right.
Well, there you go.
You've explained it.
Do you mind taking a call from Hulk Hogan, who calls from Florida?
Do you mind?
Come on, Mr. Howard.
Let him say his piece and let's hear what he's got to say.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Khabib, you actually donated that.
I didn't realize the Iron Sheik was such a damn racist bastard that he'd basically just say the N-word off the cuff like that.
I mean, good God, man.
I mean, good fucking God.
I can't believe it, man.
All right.
And anyway, let's get to Belucifer.
All right.
Belucifer requested this one and said this is a shout out to his darling wife.
She requested a Christmas song.
Oh, yeah.
Well, let's see what this Christmas song is here.
Belucifer.
Blucifer requested this.
Hold on just a second.
Wait a minute.
We got to wait for an advertisement and let's see what Belucifer requested.
Here it is.
Put the PC shit.
Relax, bro.
Last one.
We are almost done.
God.
Start at 2:20 and have a beer in hand and enjoy as a tribute to Boozy the Clown.
Boozy the Clown.
Boozy the Clown?
What the fuck is that?
Let's play the rest of this.
I think we got the point here.
I think we got the point.
holy crap here comes jesus and he doesn't look very happy All right, turn it off.
We get it.
All right, we get it.
Thank you, Belucifer, by the way, for requesting that for your wife.
Cheers to Belucifer.
Let's go ahead and go to another $18.66 bucker.
Oh, Jesus.
Come on, man.
Snowboarder Rockstar Lifestyle00:07:22
No more of these fucking things, man.
Jesus Christ.
I'm telling you, I shouldn't even have told you.
I'm just going to end the show.
It's just going to abruptly end when I'm done because I'm done with this shit, dude.
I'm tired.
Every time I give you guys a little bit of fucking leeway, this is what you fucking do, and it pisses me off.
I'm telling you not to donate, okay?
For fuck's sake.
What's happening?
What the hell is this, Billy F.U.?
This is obviously an Alex Jones video.
Billy F.U., stupid assumptions is that we're poor.
Do your job, boomer.
Fuck off, all right?
Billy F.U. requested this.
What is this?
What's happening, Roger?
Stone.
Senator Mark Warner, the ranking Democrat on the Senate Intelligence Committee, yet again repeated the falsehood that I had advanced knowledge of the hacking of John Podesta's email.
Whether it is Adam Schiff who has maligned me, or whether it is Senator Mark Warner, or whether it is Senator John McCain.
But let me tell you something, Alex.
These guys are pussies.
Schiff looks like the archetypal cocksucker.
I think he needs to be confronted with globalist dick.
I'm not against gay people.
Okay, I love them.
They're great folks.
There's something about this fairy hopping around, bossing everybody around, trying to intimidate people like me and you.
I want to tell Congressman Schiff, hey, listen, asshole.
Quit saying Roger and I.
And I've never used cussing in 22 years, but the gloves are off.
Listen, you son of a bitch.
What the fuck's your problem?
Do you want to sit here and say that you're a goddamn fucking Russian?
You get in my face with that.
I'll beat your goddamn ass, you son of a bitch.
You piece of shit.
You fucking goddamn fucker.
Listen, fuckhead.
You have fucking crossed the line.
Get that through your goddamn fucking head.
Stop pushing your shit.
You're the people that have fucked this country over and gang raped the shit out of it and lost an election.
So stop shooting your mouth off, claiming I'm the enemy.
You got that, you goddamn son of a bitch?
Fill your hand.
I'm sorry, but I'm done.
You start calling me a foreign agent.
Those are fucking fighting words.
Excuse me.
You're kind of favorable to Russians, Alex.
No offense.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
By the way, free Roger Stone.
You little assholes.
So that's why I don't normally use French.
I love French cuisine, the French language, beautiful country.
You know, them demonizing me and lying about me gets me angry.
But when I've got a really good product, I want to go to InfoWarsTore.com today.
You know what?
Let me tell you something.
That's enough.
That's enough.
Let me tell you something.
I'm going to start selling fucking Supermail Vitale.
I'm going to start selling some shit like that since you idiots keep calling me Alex Jones, for Christ's sake.
I'm not even joking.
I should get a repertoire of a bunch of vitamins and shit and start selling them and being like, what you got to do is you got to buy the vitamins so it can give you the big ass balls so you can get from underneath your mother's skirt and go out there and make something of your goddamn self, boy.
Son of a bitch.
Anyway, let's move on.
All right.
I've got, I don't.
Look, stop donating.
I know you people think that I don't know.
I'm using some kind of reverse psychology, Talmudic magic or something.
When I say don't donate, I'm telling you, don't fucking donate.
All right.
I'm telling you all right now.
All right.
I'm telling you all right now, for heaven's sake.
Anyway, Anonymous is in the house.
He goes, ghost, relax, bro.
One last one.
We're almost done.
Start at 220.
Have a beer in hand and enjoy a tribute to Boozy the clown.
I don't even know who the fuck Boozy the clown is.
But let's go ahead and see.
His better be something.
Go to 220.
All right, let's go ahead and go to fucking 220.
Jesus Christ.
Here it is, 220.
All right, who the hell is this?
Put the PC shot on.
This is by Anonymous.
What?
The hell?
Yeah, I'm done.
Hey, hey, hey, man.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh, the digs at this fucking apartment, eh?
Look at those digs.
These are snowboarders.
Are you kidding me?
Don't do it!
Don't pee on it.
Ah, dude, come on.
We made two Family Guy references tonight.
What?
Yet, you say Family Guy is stupid.
You never give credit to Seth McFarlane for your jokes.
What are you talking about?
Criticize Alex Jones for joke stealing.
I am watching you and your friends.
What are you talking about?
You just made assumptions there without giving me any precise information about what I allegedly did.
Look, 2012 fan, look, I know that you're upset that nobody likes your shit fucking little scary stories that you fucking keep donating, all right?
Stop fucking sitting over here and taking shit out on me for heaven's sake, you fucking son of a bitch.
Put the PC shot on so we can fucking finish this garbage.
These are snowboarders.
Is this the snowboarder rockstar life or some shit?
I mean, is this how snowboarders party?
All right, I mean, obviously, these guys are snowboarders.
I guess this is the snowboarder lifestyle.
All right, that was a snowboarder lifestyle or some shit.
I don't know what the fuck that was.
Break Back Make Humble Punk00:03:27
But anyway, I appreciate it.
Who requested that?
I think it was Anonymous.
So thank you very much.
And let's go ahead and get to this last $18.66 bucker.
And I'm out of here, dude.
I'm sorry.
I am fucking out of here.
I'm sorry.
I can't take this anymore, man.
It's going to be three o'clock in the fucking morning.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Iron Sheik requested this.
It was a great feeling.
Okay, the Iron Shei requested this particular video.
So let's go ahead and show it.
Iron Sheik, play it.
Great feeling, Don Maroney.
Try wrestling with Jim Bronzeller and that Jabroni Brian Blair.
Brent Blair, you are another faggot, son of a bitch.
What the fuck?
How does the Iron Sheik get away with this?
You are punk.
You are fag.
You are punk, little gay.
Worse than Michael Jackson.
It was a great feeling.
I have a lot of respect for them.
His partner, Jim Brown.
How does the Iron Sheik get away with this?
Great high jumper.
But that little punk, Brent Blair, another little fag, worse than Michael Jackson.
And I didn't like him.
I didn't like his attitude.
He was a punk.
I can't break his fucking back.
Break his back, make him humble, and then fuck his ass.
I didn't do it.
What the fuck?
Because respect my sport.
Oh, my God.
You're a professional.
A professional.
Otherwise, was ready to do it to him all country way.
Make him humble.
Suplex him.
Put him in a camera clock.
Break his back.
And then fuck his ass.
Make him humble to he respect our chick.
And I didn't do it because for the God and Jesus and Mr. McMahon.
Bremblair, you are no good.
You are worse than Michael Jackson.
I'll never respect you again.
And then he was lucky to the Big Man American 2x4 Hacksaw.
You were lucky, punk.
I didn't break your back to fuck your ass, make you humble.
I mean, give me a break.
I had to Jim Duggan come save you.
I mean, why does he want to fuck asses?
Because I'm a shooter, man.
You're a punch.
I respect your partner, Jim Branzella.
I never respect the gay.
I never respect the fact.
You are worse than Hulk Hogan.
And you lucky I didn't break your back.
And I had to come save you.
And that was a great feeling to wrestling 93,000 people.
And you were so lucky to the Hacksaw come save you before I break your back.
And I do all country way to make you humble.
And besides that, everything was great.
Oh, that's great, Chic.
That's fucking great, the Iron Sheik.
That's fucking brilliant, man.
All right, dude.
Look, I'm pretty much fucking done, dude.
I mean, I'm not even joking around.
It's a fucking big, huge pain in the ass.
This show has been.
This has been a horrible show.
And I know that you all think that you're so fucking cute and this and that.
Fuck Win Come Back Tomorrow00:09:38
Dude, this is why we have to, you know, we definitely have to, you know, do something else.
You know, something's got to change.
I don't know what the hell's going to happen.
Come on.
Especially when there are many.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
All speak the language you know.
18 buckers.
Hopefully, the others can see your Jewish ways by failing to address the problem correctly.
Yeah.
Instead of raising the price, just create a segment for them.
Of course, you won't.
Just to create a segment.
Look, you have to understand, all right?
It's the interactivity, all right, that creates the show, all right?
It's the interactivity.
And I know that you fucking dickheads want to sit over here and talk garbage, but just give me a fucking break, all right?
I mean, just, Jesus Christ, I'm telling you dude, it just makes me sick dude, I mean, just just leave me alone, all right seriously, just fucking leave me alone, for Christ's sake.
All right, let's move on.
Who do we have here?
Yeah, dark meme, magician girl, for fuck's sake, what the fuck do you want?
All right, what is this?
All right, what is this?
I mean, I'm done, I'm fucking tired dude, I want to fucking.
I actually want to go to sleep dude, I've been fucking doing shit all day.
I was fucking barbecuing today.
You know, I'm fucking doing all kinds of shit and you y'all, y'all give a shit.
No, what are y'all doing?
Just sitting back listening man, and fucking making my life hell and requesting fucking tits and ass and cocks so that I can be banned from YouTube, you fucking assholes.
So Christ, and what did I get blocked again?
I got blocked again, for fuck.
All right look, that's it all right.
Obviously, I got blocked again and that's it all right.
Jesus Christ, I got blocked again.
I mean what all this?
Just so I can fucking play $18 and 66 bucker, all right, I mean you, you fucking pieces of crap.
You know that you guys are all pieces of garbage.
I'm not joking and all I'm doing.
I'm just doing this for the fucking fans out here and it is what it is.
Jesus, Fucking Christ, all right look, I'm done dude, I'm done.
Look, I don't know if I'm still broadcasting.
I mean testies, testies one two testies, testies one two three anyway I, I guess I'm, I guess I'm fucking suspended.
I don't know what the fuck it is.
I don't know what's going on.
All right, I don't, I don't know, I don't know what the hell that is all right, I don't.
I don't know what the fuck that is, for Christ's sake, all right, I mean, I'm just uh, you know maybe maybe look, I'm gonna give this about fucking 20 more seconds and if it doesn't come back on, then it was over, then I'm, I'm sus, then my stream is suspended for policy violations and I guess that's just the way.
It is all right, all right, but this is why, every fucking time man, every fucking time and you people are getting me fucking banned on YouTube, you fucking ungrateful pricks are getting me banned on YouTube.
I'm getting out of here.
Okay, I'm getting out of here.
I don't know if I'm coming back tomorrow.
I don't know if I'm coming back on Saturday.
I don't know what's gonna happen.
Okay uh, but but follow me uh, on ghost.report.
Okay, go ahead and go to the forums.
Uh, i'll also broadcast something in the community post if i'm not banned from that, all right, i'm getting out of here.
They're already.
They're already kicking me off for policy violations because you idiots continue to fucking talk garbage.
Yeah lol, LOL, you guys.
You see, this is what I fucking get right here.
I'm out of here.
All right.
We'll see if I come back tomorrow at 8.30 p.m. Central Standard Time.
And we'll see if I'm back on the Saturday Night Troll Show on Vaughan.live/slash ghostpolitics one.
All one word, okay?
I'm out of here, dude.
I've been on here for over six hours.
I'm going to go do some drinking.
Okay.
I'm going to do some drinking.
And I don't know.
I'll see what's up.
All right.
And let me tell you something.
All right.
If I come back here tomorrow, y'all better cut this shit out with the $18.66 bucker, okay?
All right.
Y'all better fucking cut this shit out.
And fuck you.
You didn't win shit.
Okay.
You people didn't win shit.
All right.
What is this cans abuser?
Maybe that should give you more incentive to stop doing $18.66.
Listen, these people keep donating it, okay?
Since they're going to keep donating it, I'm going to up the fucking.
Look, I'm out of here.
Okay.
I'm done.
Happy Thanksgiving to all those that listen to me for Christ's sake.
All right.
And tell you what, I'm not doing fucking.
I'm not doing shout-outs.
Okay.
I'm not doing shout-outs.
I'm not doing radio graffiti.
I told you guys, if you want that, then stop fucking piling up.
Fuck you.
You didn't win shit.
Hey, aesthetic, fuck you, you fucking musclehead shithead.
You didn't win nothing.
Turncoat tradition, fuck you.
Dark me magician hero, fuck you.
You didn't win shit.
Fuck you, Avoid, avoid.
Fuck you.
All right, Tyler 225905, fuck you.
All right, King Fatah, fuck you.
Kitty, fuck you.
All right, duva dude, go fuck yourself in the ass.
All right, Pettis, fuck you.
All right, you didn't win shit.
Meet me, fuck you.
Unless the ninja, fuck you.
All right?
Girl, fuck you.
Message deleted, fuck you in the dirty ass.
Fuck you.
And fuck you, pickleman.
I thought you were on my fucking side, you dick.
And fuck Keemscares, especially that piece of shit.
Fucking liar.
Fuck you, Spermy the Cat.
Fuck you, Raptor Aid.
Fuck you, poopa dude.
Pooka dude.
Fuck you, chat poopter Griffin.
Fuck you.
Give me my drink.
Fuck all of you, man.
Fuck all of you.
I'm getting a fuck you, juicy giblet.
Fuck you.
Digital exorcist, fuck you too, you piece of shit.
Don Bishop Cornelius, go shoving up your goddamn ass.
All right?
Son of a bitch.
Who the fuck is this?
Arvanelle potato.
Fuck you.
Stick a potato up your shit funnel, you piece of shit.
All right, fuck you, Nafara822.
Fuck you.
Can't abuser, fuck you.
Holy stars, fuck you.
Sheriff Dwayne Dwayne, fuck you.
Sun Rain, fuck you.
Kitty Jones, fuck you.
Cloud Zach, fuck you.
You piece of shit.
Fucking anime dude, fuck you.
All right, fucking Maximus Vile, fuck you.
Rump Roast, fuck you.
Hardcore fan, fuck you.
Fucking piece of shit.
Fuck you.
Fuck all of you.
Fucking Andrew Doby, whatever the fuck your name is.
You fucking emailed me the other day saying, hey, give me a shout out.
Well, fuck you.
B3 Chandler, go fuck yourself.
Fucking piece of shit.
Who the hell's fucking rape rape man?
Go fuck you.
Alright?
Fucking Tim McCrab.
You'll be lucky if I'm here, man.
Fuck you.
Fucking Bob Tom.
Yeah, fuck you too, Bob Tom.
All right?
Fuck all of you.
Alright?
Fuck all of you.
Take a whiff of that.
Fucking switch the channel on Eyes Magician, the Cali Fruit.
Fuck you.
Fucking tired of all you people, man.
D-Class kitty, you're more like fucking Z-Class Kitty, you fucking bitch.
Fuck you.
Hey, what is this, Lee Kwang?
Fuck you, Angus.
Fuck you, Lee Kwang.
Fuck you.
Fucking pieces of garbage, man.
Ungrateful pieces of garbage, man.
Anyway, I'm getting the fuck out of here.
Fuck all of you people.
Alright, you're unappreciative.
I came here on fucking Thanksgiving night.
Do you understand that?
I was here on Thanksgiving night.
I was here on Thanksgiving night.
Give me the fucking respect that I deserve, you pieces of shit.