Ghost hosts the Saturday Night Troll Show Episode 28 on D-Live, angrily defending his voice against trolls and addressing a rejection letter citing failure to cultivate a positive community. He rants about coronavirus conspiracies, mocks British game shows like Pointless, and aggressively defends Donald Trump while attacking Democrats, Bernie Sanders, and Joe Biden. The stream features chaotic interactions with donors, including accusations against streamer Burger Planet, profanity-laced banter, and the distribution of virtual lemons, concluding with Ghost ending the broadcast due to vocal strain after seven hours of screaming at cyberbullies. [Automatically generated summary]
As you can see, yours truly's voice is truly fucked up up in here.
I tried to tell you this isn't going to be a long show this Saturday night, Saturday night, Saturday night, as you can see.
My voice is fucked up, but you fucking dickheads in the chat room think that I was a fucking, I was lying or some shit.
Give me a fucking break, man.
The only reason I'm here is because all you dickheads in the chat room were sitting here trying to say that I'm fucking lying about my voice being fucked.
Well, here it is.
Episode 28 of the Saturday Night Troll Show.
My voice is fucked up, and it's all because of fucking you.
It's because of all of you pricks.
Jesus Christ.
All right, look, we're already getting don't for fuck's sake.
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ.
I don't even want to do this show, dude.
I don't want to do this show.
All right, take this shit out.
All right, we're already getting donos for Christ's sake.
Look, I told you, sons of bitches, that my voice was fucked up.
But of course, you fucking dickheads here.
You're fucking replay the goddamn dono that just came in for Christ's sake.
Replay Shekel Goblin.
That's just great.
That's just great.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
You actually gave in and did a show.
You pussy ass shekel goblin.
Oh, I'm a pussy ass shekel goblin.
Look at all these assholes that were in the chat room talking shit, man.
Look, I don't know if I'm going to do this show, dude.
Yo, fuck off, dude.
It's every Saturday, all these fucking shows you motherfuckers make me do.
Look, I don't think I'm going to be here for that long, dude.
I can't, dude.
I mean, Jesus fucking Christ.
This product helps a lot with your voice box.
Oh, yeah.
All right, well, I appreciate that.
As you all can see, every fucking show that I do, especially the one on Thursday, eight hours straight.
You know, this is the kind of shit that happens.
Last show, trolls accused Ghost of dropping N-bombs during last week's troll show.
All right, dude, listen to me.
I don't know if I'm going to do this, dude.
I don't know if I'm going to do this show.
Of course not.
My voice is fucked up.
I am not sick.
Fuck you, Hammy.
All right.
Anyway, as I was stating, folks, my voice is fucked up because every time I do a show, I do an eight, nine-hour show for you folks.
And I give you 110%.
And unfortunately, my voice is fucked up, dude.
Olive Yakslov, I appreciate you being here, man.
As long as you can grab some scotch.
That's what I just did.
I thought that everything was good, dude.
All right.
All right.
Look at these assholes for fuck's sake.
I'm not a pussy.
And as a machine.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Fuck you, dude.
All right.
There's nothing wrong with me physically.
My voice is fucked up.
All right.
Gurak, or excuse me, what did you say?
Hey, ghost, sorry, but I'll be watching Project Melody on it.
Who gives a fuck?
All right.
Who gives a fuck what you're doing?
And fuck you, Red Eyes Black Dragon.
Confirm ghost pussy, not a machine.
Yeah, fucking.
Scuffed voice.
Scuffed voice up in here.
Look at this.
Ghost got throat cancer from too much.
I don't have fucking throat cancer, you idiot.
I fucking, dude, nobody does what I do, okay?
On this whole fucking streaming game, nobody's going eight hours a day screaming fucking full throttle for Christ's sake.
And we got a diamond from the squirts guy.
I'm glad you're here anyway.
I hope you feel better.
I hope so too, dude.
Look, I'm pouring some scotch right now.
I just had a scotch.
Mr. Alvin, I have some cough drops for you.
I'm not coughing, asshole.
All right.
I know you can barely chairlift anymore.
But Dr. Goldstein said that you need to start walking and being active more.
You understand?
My voice has been fucked since Thursday, okay?
I mean, I didn't get off the show on Thursday until 5 in the morning, my time, which was Friday, 5 in the morning, okay?
And then after that, I've got to continue to conduct my businesses.
I got to continue to, you know, do what I do in everyday life.
And I can't do it, dude.
I mean, listen, I don't have Corona, dude.
Shut the fuck up.
I don't have Corona.
All right.
All right.
What it is, is I use my voice all the fucking time, all the time.
I mean, you know, my voice is a big part of my shit.
Obama voice for two bucks.
Fuck you.
And unfortunately, man, I just, it ran out.
I mean, it's starting to wear out.
I use my voice like a son of a bitch, man.
All right.
I'm not even joking around, man.
Eight-hour shows, dude.
Fucking full throttle all the way through, man.
Fuck you.
Fucking people talking shit in the chat room.
Now, look, I'm going to go ahead.
I'm going to try to continue to do this broadcast, okay?
I know I promised you Saturday Night Troll Show.
Here I am.
Unfortunately, I sound like shit.
And look, you guys are already donating $20, $20, for fuck's sake.
Come on, man.
Oh, God.
And look, you didn't even say anything.
You just donated a goddamn video.
All right.
Anyway, my apologies, folks, okay?
Every time I scream, I'm just doing more damage to my voice.
But I can't help but scream at some of you sons of bitches because all you do, all you fucking do is troll me all the fucking time.
All right.
So anyway, look, what I'm going to do is what I did before this show.
I thought that maybe I was able to cure this, you know, situation with my voice by doing the follow-up.
I got curved.
Fuck you.
I don't have corona, you idiot.
All right.
All right.
My voice is fucked.
I'm not coughing.
I don't have any congestion.
Okay.
So shut up, dude.
All right.
All right.
Yeah.
Real funny Cans abuser.
Yeah.
I guess this is a coronavirus edition of the Saturday Night Troll Show.
Fuck you, dude.
All right.
I don't have Corona.
All right.
I've got a fucked up voice because I use it all the fucking time.
I don't have strep throat, you moron.
Jesus Christ, all right?
It sounds like one of my vocal cords is a little bit scratched up because I use my fucking voice all the time.
Hey, what's up to Capitalist Polar Bear?
Holy shit, ghost, you sound fucked up.
It's nice to see you doing the show, but it was hilarious watching these tards thirsting for you for over half an hour like a bunch of schoolgirls.
I mean, dude, they were not only doing that, they were talking shit.
You know, they felt that it's like I'm lying or something.
Look, I don't fucking talk your immigrant language.
If you're going to be text-to-speech me, text-to-speech me in fucking American, all right?
Jesus Christ.
Ghost's voice is fucked up because he was servicing too much.
Oh, yeah, Glory Old Ghost.
Yeah, fuck you, asshole.
I mean, you see, this is the kind of shit I'm going to get.
This is the shit.
Try a teaspoon of honey to mix with that scotch.
I don't have any honey, dude.
That's, you know, I used to have honey.
I don't have it right now.
It's sad, but I don't.
But what I'm going to do here is right before the show, I took a shot of some scotch and I started gargling in it.
And then when I, you know, tried to do my voice, it sounded a little better.
So let's go ahead and try to do that.
And I'm going to try to calm down.
And we're going to try to, you know, pull through with this Saturday Night Troll show.
And before I do, I guess I can add more lemon to the damn to the treasure chest.
There's 37 lemon in it right now.
I'm going to add another thousand.
Is everybody ready?
I'm going to add another thousand.
So whenever I decide to, I'm probably going to end this early.
I don't mean to, but I'm probably going to do it.
A thousand are already in the damn chest.
All right.
So it is what it is.
And what is a cans abuser?
Just take the rest of the night off.
The pay to troll.
All right.
All right, dude.
All right, cans abuser.
There's no need to go there.
All right.
There's no need to go there.
Chandler, for real, man, not sure if you have the coronavirus or not, but your voice is truly fucked.
Do the show for an hour or two and then end it early.
I didn't gargle butter, ST Mike, you fucking milky licking piece of trash.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, look, we're getting $20, $20, even though my voice is completely, completely gone.
You sound like you had oral sex with a porcupine.
Here's a video to me.
Had oral sex with a porcupine.
What the fuck does that mean?
It sounds like I had fucking oral sex with a porcupine.
Fuck you, dude.
All right, look, I got a fucking shot of scotch.
What I'm going to do is do this.
I'm going to gargle in it.
Is everybody here?
I'm going to gargle in it.
So let's see if that helps.
It helped in the beginning of the broadcast.
That's why I thought that it would be cool to just continue, even though my voice is fucked up.
So let's try to do that.
Let's go ahead and gargle with some what now?
I don't have the coronavirus.
Shut the fuck up.
Oh my God.
It happened again.
I got the coronavirus.
Engineer, come over here and quarantine me.
I don't have the fucking coronavirus.
Oh, tub guy.
This should be fresh.
Ghost, I'm sick too.
Let's unclog each other's throats with our special salves.
It'll be totally legit.
Oh, my.
All right.
Everybody just calm down.
All right.
I'm going to take this shot.
I'm going to gargle with it and see if it helps.
All right.
Everybody, cheers to another Saturday Night Troll Show, episode 28.
My voice is fucked up because of all of you.
So all of you people that are out here taking any kind of gratification in me having this fucked up voice, it's because of all of you troll terrorists and cyber vermin that are out there.
All right.
Anyway, let me take this shot.
Let me see if it helps.
Everybody ready?
go there we go You see, it sounds better right after you take a good gargle of some goddamn scotch.
Once you take a good gargle of scotch, but I can't be doing that all night, dude.
I'm going to fucking black out, dude.
I'm going to be like, only use me blade and shit.
So anyway, that helped for the time being.
So let's get situated here.
We've already got a few $20, $20.
Let's get them out of the way and let's see if we can find anybody to stream raid or anything of that nature.
Oh, yeah, before I get to that, let me tell you some news that happened to Old Ghost over here, okay?
Now, yours truly is on D Live, which I very much appreciate, by the way.
I do like the way D Live has been hooking it up and whatnot.
What is this?
Oh, my God.
Prost Ghost, better watch out.
Got a good der wicking.
Sign tonight.
Oh, yeah.
I vote we raid the nigger EBZ tonight.
By the way, I apologize.
I realize I ruined your world when I played anime.
Yeah, I didn't realize that you were an anime loving people.
I hope not, dude.
I hope not.
Anyway, I really appreciate.
Thank you, Der Wicking, by the way.
I really appreciate streaming here on D Live, okay?
So what yours truly has done, he's tried to become what they call a partner on D Live.
You know, so I applied for a partnership on here so I can get a little sub button and maybe be able to fucking make my own stickers or whatever the fucking case might be, right?
And I figure I've got a pretty good chance to be a D Live partner since they've got these fucking white nationalists and these fucking racists on here.
I thought that, hey, I'd have a pretty good time.
No fucking way.
And by the way, ST Mike the Meme Genie, thank you for the Ninja Genie.
Hope your voice gets better.
Go seriously, butter should lube up your throat and fix your voice.
Fucking butter.
Anyway, as I was stating, folks, I was denied a D Live partnership, and I want to read to you what they told me, okay?
Dear Ghost Politics, thank you for your recent interest in the D Live partnership program.
Unfortunately, we can't accept you as a D Live partner at this time.
The reasons for this decision are as follows.
And this is the only decision that this is the only reason they're not giving it to me.
Failure to cultivate a positive community.
Failure to cultivate a positive community.
How the hell is that my fault?
I mean, I don't understand, D Live.
How the hell is it my fault that I got a bunch of toxic fucking pieces of fucking low-grade shit that follow me around that troll me?
How the fuck am I?
What am I supposed to do?
What am I supposed to do to cultivate a positive fucking community?
These people are toxic, okay?
They've been following me around for almost 11 fucking years, for Christ's sake.
I mean, I failed to cultivate a positive fucking community.
What am I supposed to do?
What am I supposed to do?
Am I supposed to get a mod up in here and have that mod?
Failure To Cultivate Community00:11:22
Oh, you're cursing?
We're going to go ahead and put you in time out.
Oh, you're seeing something toxic?
We're going to go ahead and mute you.
I cannot believe it, folks.
I got denied because that's the reason.
Failure to cultivate a positive community.
And it's all because of you people.
All right.
Now, to their credit, they said, don't be discouraged.
We encourage you to reapply in 15 days from this date.
So I got another shot.
I got another shot.
All right.
And what is this?
Chandler Ghost, the most dangerous man on D-Live.
Dude, I'm the most dangerous man on the internet.
I have been deplatformed.
I have been persecuted on this internet for a long period of time.
And I don't understand why.
I mean, you got white nationalists on here that are trying to utilize D-Live to try to, you know, recant the fucking third or fourth Reich.
And all I'm doing is just trying to do a show for Christ's sake.
I mean, what a bunch of crap.
What a bunch of crap, man.
Anyway, look, I think that this is horrible.
And I can't believe that you people did this to me.
And I'm talking to you people that are in this so-called community.
All right.
You have made me be denied partnership on D-Live.
And I want partnership on D-Live, man.
I want the sub button.
That's why I applied for it for Christ's sake.
And I can't because of fucking you.
You know, you fucking trolls are a thorn on my fucking ass.
You're a pimple on my fucking ass that won't go away for Christ's sake.
No matter how much you pop it, no matter how much you disinfect it, no matter how much you fucking you dress it, whatever the case might be.
All right.
You people have been a fucking, you're like a bad case of fucking herpes, man.
A bad case of herpes, you know?
I mean, you just don't ever really go away.
And look, I got fucking rejected from D Live.
This is the same fucking organization that has white nationalists and white supremac partnered on here like that asshole Nick Fuentes.
What is it, besmirch the merch?
Cheers, ghost.
Have a great show.
I've got my martini poured and ready to settle in for a listen.
Hey, thank you very much.
I appreciate that for Christ's sake.
All right.
Thank you very much.
What is this?
Ah, Christ.
Here we go.
You see, this is the kind of crap that D-Live is talking about.
All right.
That I'm failing to cultivate a positive community.
What am I supposed to do?
What am I supposed to do to cultivate a positive community when the community are individuals that have minds of their own and they're going to do whatever the hell they want to do?
I don't understand how I'm supposed to like cultivate that or mold that.
Oh, great Jingir gamer.
You sound like you sucked my big brother's huge dick, got punched in the throat by him while chain smoking.
Like, holy shit, it's making it sound exactly how you were way back when you got that fatty school night slumber party phone call on TCR.
All right.
We get it, dude.
All right.
I mean, dude, it is what it is.
I mean, I use my voice for extended amounts of time, especially on this broadcast.
I mean, eight, nine-hour shows, dude.
I mean, it's screaming all the way through that.
Nobody does that.
All right.
Nobody does that.
Nobody works as hard as yours truly when it comes to this streaming game.
All right.
Anyway, let me get to these first 20 buckers and then let's get through them and let's see if we can raid some people up in here.
There should be plenty of people to raid.
Anyway, this first $20, $20 bucker was by Fat Marshall.
Even though you all should stop doing this, my voice is fucked.
Anyway, Fat Marshall said this product helps a lot with your voice box ghost.
It also has a good rhythm to it.
So it should help you get off your fat ass and hurry up.
Oh, that's great.
Fuck you, Fat Marshall.
All right.
What is this shit?
Put the PC shot on.
What is this crap?
What is this?
Fat Marshall.
Oh, look at this.
It's Mentos.
The Fresh Maker, huh?
That's supposed to help the whole throat, huh?
A little bit of Mentos.
I fucking hated these commercials, man.
What a bunch of fruity ass commercials.
I mean, who lives like this?
Who lives like this?
I mean, unless you're under the influence of massive psychotropic drugs, nobody's living like this, dude.
Stupid, goofy ass Mentos commercials, dude.
And what is this?
These are all the Mentos commercials from the 90s.
Who wouldn't have fucked time, effort, and energy to do this?
And why would you compile all the fucking 90s Mentos commercial in one fucking video?
Hold on, pause this.
We got another $20, $20 coming in.
Pingas.
Look, stop.
Look, I'm telling you, I'll stop right now, dude.
I'm sorry to hear that your voice is shot tonight.
I hope your voice gets better soon.
Here's to helping your voice get better.
I hope you really mean.
Ah, Jesus Christ, dude.
Here we go.
Cheers, ghost.
Yeah, thanks a lot, dude.
Thank you very much.
Anyway, look, let's watch a little bit more of the Mentos commercials that Fat Marshall requested here.
All right, I hated these fruity commercials, for Christ's sake.
Look at me.
My life is so happy-go-lucky.
Oh, I broke a heel.
You know what?
I'm gonna break the other one, okay?
And here's this businessman.
Like, look at this bitch go.
Look at this hogo.
Oh, here we go.
Oh, the so my soccer ball, sir.
I'm sorry that you just so happen to have such an elegant wedding in the background.
Can I go get my soccer ball?
Jesus Christ.
Give me a break, dude.
And you know, the only good part about Mentos is throwing it in like carbonated soda so you can like, you know, have that rocket blast off effect because of the chemicals mixing.
Look at it.
Feel better, ghost.
Feel better, ghost.
Look, dude, no more $20.20 buckers, please, okay?
Seriously, man.
We're going to just get through these.
And then once we do, we're going to do some rating.
And hopefully, we can have some fun doing some fucking stream rating out here.
Who, you know, who compiled all these fucking dumbass commercials?
Oh, my God.
And you can barely hear them, of course.
I mean, what the hell?
I got this on.
Here we go.
Had this on full blast for Christ's sake.
Hold on, calm down, dude.
Who keeps donating, man?
Now, here's Derwicking.
Here's Derwicking.
Speaking of white nationalism, we're going to start with some metall about the all-father, highest of the high, god of the slain, bearer of the spear, friend of wealth, the ancient one, Woten.
All right.
Well, I'm very proud of you there, Derwicking.
All right, no more $20.20 buckers.
It's bad enough that I'm watching Mentos commercials from the 90s.
Oh, this one's louder.
This one's a little louder.
Oh, my God.
My parents are home.
I don't know.
What am I supposed to do?
I don't know.
I, I mean, I just wanted to put my cock in your, I mean, get out of here.
I know what'll do it.
Mentos.
Oh, my God.
Just one of the girls.
And why is mom proud?
Hold on, pause this.
Why the fuck is mom proud that she sees somebody with hairy legs?
Like, oh my God, my daughter finally got her cherry popped.
And look at her.
She's like, thanks, mom, with the fucking Mentos commercial.
Yeah, that's great.
And we wonder why women are the way they are today.
That makes perfect sense.
Thanks, Mom.
Thanks, Ma.
Let me see this one here.
Oh, my buddies.
Hey, hold on, buddies.
I've got the plan.
Let me pop a Mentos.
And let me just go ahead and.
I mean, what the fuck is this?
Try to do this and see if you're not charged with a felony, all right?
Try to do this and see if you're not charged with fucking attempted carjacking.
The fresh maker.
Give me a break.
What's this one?
The airport.
The airport.
It doesn't matter what comes.
Oh, excuse me.
I'm a businesswoman.
I tell you, women are such haters on each other.
You know that?
Women truly hate each other.
Look at this.
You see, hey, look at me now, bitch.
Men.
Hi.
Huh?
Because of Mentos, bitch.
How do you like that?
What's up, Capitalist Polar Bear with a Diamond?
I love how white these commercials are.
I think Mentos started in Europe.
So this was a European.
Many of these commercials are European.
So that's why you see a lot of white folks.
This was pre-migrant crisis, mind you, okay?
This was pre-migrant crisis.
That's why most of these things that you're seeing are European.
Let's see, this is a European shitbag little car.
Look at that.
I can't help it, honey.
I'm sorry, okay?
I gotta go.
Oh, give me a bracelet.
See, look at these.
You know what I'll do?
Go ahead and lift the car up, and here you go, honey.
Now give us all a blow.
See, that's what I'm saying.
So all of you people that are appreciating how white these commercials are, this is European.
Europe isn't like this anymore, thanks to Angela Merkel, okay?
You can thank Angela Merkel for that.
How long are these?
All right, look, we'll play one more Mentos commercial.
Garcon, Garcon boy, come over here.
It doesn't matter what comes.
Fresh goes better.
The waiter isn't even listening to him.
There you go.
It says, Besmirch the merch.
Mentos commercials are filmed in South Africa.
Well, you know, that'll tell you even a little bit more.
All right, I'm telling you.
And play it.
So he pretends to be a waiter?
He pretends to be his own waiter.
Mentos, the fresh maker.
Coronavirus Lawsuit Chaos00:10:05
We got it.
Anyway, thank you, Fat Marshall, okay?
And no, I don't think that's going to help my voice any.
All right.
Mentos is, I don't even know what Mentos is.
I guess it's the Fresh Maker.
I guess it turns your breath into some stank-ass, you know, rotting tooth type of smell to, I don't know, something presentable.
I have no idea.
But anyway, let's get to the next $20.20 bucker.
We don't have too many of them, dude.
So we're going to get through these as fast as we possibly can.
Ludens, Ludens requested this $20.20 bucker.
Didn't say anything, but obligated me to watch this YouTube video.
So let's see what the hell this is.
Ludens requested this.
And of course, we got to wait five seconds.
You know why.
Anyway, what is this?
Judas Priest.
All right.
Well, let's go ahead and listen to a little bit of Judas Priest on the Saturday Night Troll Show, huh?
This is before Ron Halford admitted that he was a homosexual and liked young boys in leather.
All right, let's hear that.
I don't think I've heard this Judas Priest song.
Let's hear it.
Cheers to everybody out there who's listening.
Once again, my apologies for my voice being fucked up, but we're still suffering from Thursday show.
And by the way, today is daylight saving, so once it hits 12 midnight, we're pushing the fucking clock back forward an hour.
Corona is a total nothing burger.
It's just a flu, bro.
I know.
That's why Italy just put 25% of their population under quarantine.
Totally nothing right, ghost.
Well, who does that benefit, dude?
I mean, I told you that was going to happen.
Oh, my God.
I told you all that was going to happen.
Stupid choices.
Hey, ghost, your throat is fucked.
Maybe don't let your boyfriend throat fuck.
Yeah, fuck you, asshole.
All right.
Anyway, I mean, once again, what did I tell you about the coronavirus?
I mean, at this point, because of the mass hysteria that has been cooped up by the media, you've got countries that can utilize either bioweapon testing on their own people and claiming it's coronavirus, or in Iran's case, you know, kill their own parliament with whatever the hell they're killing these people with and claim it's corona.
Have you heard what's happening to fucking Iran?
Iran now, like 10% of the members of parliament in Iran are now infected with Corona.
The vice president of Iran is infected with Corona.
The health minister is infected with Corona.
So I'm just simply stating it's just a fucking flu.
I don't think anybody has anything to worry about.
As we can see, the only people that this is killing are people that are HIV-AIDS positive or people with compromised immune systems, which tend to be in the elderly demographics.
You have yet to hear any children dying of this coronavirus.
So I'm just simply stating.
And look, even Monkey DeLa Roche, who's in the chat room, agrees with me, and he never agrees with me, but he understands what's going on here.
As a matter of fact, in Australia, because I got a lot of folks that listen to me in Australia, they're already utilizing the coronavirus as a means to be totalitarian, to quarantine people at will.
Okay.
So this is not, I mean, dude, more people die of the regular flu each month than of this coronavirus.
I mean, why aren't we having a pandemic type of scenario when it comes to the regular flu?
The regular flu kills almost 5,000 people a month.
All right.
There's barely been a little over 3,000 people that have been confirmed dead with the coronavirus in the past four to five months.
So in my personal view, I mean, if you want my opinion, aside from this being used as an excuse to test bioweapons on innocent populations by nation states or being used as an excuse to eliminate dissidents so that they can blame it on the coronavirus, take a look at what's happening in the United States.
All of a sudden, everybody wants money.
Huh?
All of a sudden, the CDC wants money.
All of a sudden, all these bureaucracies want money.
States want money.
Why do you think all these states are out here calling a state of emergency?
Because when you say a state of emergency, by default, the federal government Has to give you money.
Has to give the states money.
That's why New York is calling for a state of emergency.
California, state of emergency.
San Antonio, the city I'm in, has a state of emergency.
And if you want my personal opinion, folks, I think, and look, I don't mean to get political here, but I think that this coronavirus right now in the United States is being utilized by bureaucratic elements of the deep state to try to make Donald Trump look stupid before the elections.
And let me explain to you what's happened here in San Antonio, okay?
Now, I blame the mayor and a bunch of bureaucracies in San Antonio for bringing these corona people to the to San Antonio for quarantine, okay?
Now, for whatever reason, one of these coronavirus folks ended up leaving.
You've been raped.
Oh, Jesus.
I'm explaining something, man.
Can you fuck off?
No.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, it's Derwicking up in here.
We are on deck for the war portion of the show.
This is a big scene from a classic in the 60s depicting the glorious European standing against the African South.
We need more of this today.
All right, Derwicking.
What now?
Jesus Christ.
Coronavirus is an excuse for white people to be racist against Asians.
All right, that's enough.
Okay.
Everybody shut the fuck up, dude.
I'm not joking, man.
I mean, stop donating to me, dude.
Just stop.
I'm not even kidding.
Just stop donating.
Is the kind of shit Ghost defends in terms of big tech?
Anyway, I don't really give a shit.
Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is this, and you all can look this up.
What's up to Noble Savage with the diamond?
Ghost get some chicken noodle soup.
I'm not sick, dude.
My voice is fucked up from Thursday, okay?
I am not sick.
Anyway, what's happening here is the reason I'm saying that the CDC and other elements of the deep state are trying to ruin Trump by this coronavirus.
Dude, shut the fuck up.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, we don't need an excuse for that.
Yeah, we get it, Derwicking.
You're fucking racist.
All right.
The point I'm trying to make is, is now the city of San Antonio is suing the CDC, the Centers for Disease Control, because what the Center of Disease Control was going to do, according to the city's lawsuit that it's put, it claimed that the CDC was going to drop off not just one of the coronavirus victims, which ended up getting through and going to a mall and shopping.
The city claims that the CDC was going to dump off dozens of these coronavirus people into shopping malls and that supposedly the San Antonio Metro Health stopped them.
Now, if this is true, if what the city of San Antonio is saying in this lawsuit is true, then why in the hell is the CDC dropping off folks that are supposed to be diagnosed with coronavirus?
Why are they out here trying to put them in shopping malls unless they're trying to purposely spread it to cause somewhat of a pandemic?
All right.
I mean, all this is a very contagious, a very, very contagious flu.
That's what this is.
Okay.
But San Antonio has suggested in this lawsuit that the CDC was purposely trying to dump off coronavirus patients.
Rance, nigger.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Sup ghosts, some classic country cheers.
Sorry about your voice.
Try some honeybirds.
Thank you.
I know, dude.
I know.
All right.
I appreciate it there.
And look, nobody donate anymore, dude.
All right.
Nobody donate anymore.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Look, let me show y'all if y'all think that I'm lying.
Okay.
I mean, these fucking, the CDC and the mayor are literally taking the fucking CDC to court.
All right, here, take a look at this.
Put the PC shot on.
CDC planned to drop cruise passengers at Texas shopping mall, okay?
Here it is right here.
A San Antonio official says the San Antonio, excuse me, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention plan to drop off some of the cruise ship passengers at the mall after their release from a two-week quarantine, okay?
I mean, they're just going to drop them off at the mall.
So once again, the more and more you start hearing people being diagnosed with this, the more you've got to be like, what?
What?
What?
Most of the coronavirus in the Seattle area is happening in Kirkland, a very affluent white area.
King County decided to put their quarantine area in White Center, where all the minorities live.
And Seattle claims to be progressive.
Yeah, well, they're not progressive, okay?
They're not.
And moreover, by the way, haven't you heard about this presumed corona now?
Presumed infection?
That's what the media is now telling everybody.
They're presumed infected with Corona.
They're presumed infected.
So anyway, all of you people that think that this is real, this is a big money grab.
I mean, did you hear that the Congress passed a $9 billion bill so that it can continue to fund and blow viate the bureaucratic system of the CDC?
Fostering A Toxic Community00:09:34
Why?
Why do we need $9 billion United States tax dollars?
For what?
All right.
I'm telling y'all right now, this is all a bunch of bullshit.
So all you guys that are out here that believe this coronavirus crap, you're a part of the problem, okay?
Anyway, let's listen to Ludin's, Ludin's Judas Priest song before we got interrupted about coronavirus shit.
I don't have the coronavirus, by the way.
Like I said, my voice is just fucked up.
So it is what it is.
And fuck you, Pettis.
I'm about to kick you out of my fucking chat room because you're a fucking faggot.
And take that to heart, seriously.
I fucking hate that little fruit.
Doesn't say anything in the chat room at all, but when he gets into this fucking chat room, he's all balls and shit.
Fuck you, Pettus.
And your faggy ass voice.
Hi, I'm Pettis.
And yeah.
How you doing?
I don't contribute anything to the chat room because, you know, I'm a silent little fruit bull, you know?
Yeah.
Unless somebody wants to, you know, show me off some cockpits.
That's the only way Lee Pettis is going to talk, yeah?
Ha ha ha ha ha.
A little bit of Judas Priest thanks to Ludens here, right?
Dude, stop donating.
Look, seriously, I'm telling everybody, stop donating, all right?
Coronavirus confirmed on a Southern California Navy war vessel.
Breaking news.
Yeah, Navy war vessel.
How's that?
How did that happen?
How the fuck is that?
You know, I haven't heard this Judas Priest song, but I kind of dig it.
Listen to this shit, dude.
What the fuck, dude?
Ghost said faggot.
Oh, oh.
What the fuck, dude?
Shut up.
You might have the coronavirus, my friend.
Dude, fuck you, Derwicking, all right?
I'm fucking tired of you.
I mean, I've lost all respect for you after you fucking donated that goddamn anime bullshit, all right?
Any kind of respect I had to you for you is flushed down the toilet.
Hey, wait a minute.
Mrs. Ghost donated a diamond?
I'm watching the movie with Tyrone.
Keep it.
Fuck you, you fucking dumbass.
Play the rest of this shit now.
And whoever the hell has donated this Mrs. Ghost, you're a piece of shit.
Hold on, time out.
What now?
What now?
I hope you can foster a more positive community.
I know you hate money, but hopefully this video will show you the truth before you succumb to the virus.
Oh, I'm going to succumb to the virus.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Dude, listen.
They had shut down North Star Mall out here because one of these coronavirus people was walking around and, I don't know, fucking taking shits and pisses and farts, whatever.
But you know what I did?
I went to a restaurant right outside the North Star Mall area just to prove that I ain't afraid of no fucking coronavirus.
All right.
It's a fucking flu.
Wash your hands, okay?
Wash your hands anytime you touch doorknobs or handrails or wash your hands before you actually eat.
Okay.
If you're out in the general public, try to don't touch your nose.
Don't touch your face.
Don't touch your eyes.
All right.
Very, very simple.
Very simple shit.
Oh, my God.
Oh, no.
Oh, God.
It happened again.
I just soiled my wheelchair.
Engineer, get over here.
Fuck off.
All right.
Dude, stop donating, dude.
Seriously.
Stop fucking donating.
You know, all of these quote-unquote, your son, Dono's, and saying they ain't your son.
Trolling aside, I'm starting to think you don't have a son.
Or do you?
Well, of course I got a son.
What difference does it make if I did or didn't?
What are you going to do?
You're not going to buy him a birthday present or some shit?
Huh?
You're not going to buy him a Christmas gift?
Shut up, El Nick Edwards, you fucking shithead.
Oh, my God.
You didn't even read the comment right.
You must be dyslexic after all.
Oh, here we go.
I wasn't even insulting you.
Yes, you were.
You sure respect the shekels, though.
Yeah, that's what I thought, Derwicking.
All right.
Listen, I respected you, Derwicking, and I genuinely mean that, all right?
Then when you fucking donated that goddamn anime shit, that shit's flushed down the toilet.
I'm sorry, man.
I'm sorry.
You've lost all credibility, just like Billy F.U., you have lost all credibility.
I'm sorry, man.
All right.
I mean, you know, who watches anime except a bunch of fucking freak shows?
That's all I'm saying.
Can we play the rest of this by Ludens?
And by the way, Chandler with a diamond.
Remember, ghosts?
Twice the pride, double the fall.
Whatever, you fucking idiot.
All right.
I'm right here.
I've been in the middle of ground zero where they first started transferring coronavirus people, and I'm just fine.
Everything's just great.
Like I said, the reason my voice is fucked up is not because of corona.
It's because I'm using it and abusing it.
All right.
Let's listen to a little bit of Judas Priest.
All right.
How about that?
It's Saturday Night Troll Show, episode 28.
What's going on?
Wizard of the Nine with a diamond.
Wizard of the nine.
I haven't heard this since Judas Priest's song, by the way.
This isn't too bad, yo this isn't too bad at all.
And dude, listen, listen.
Hold on, pause this.
Whoever the hell's making these stickers about me, you're a fucking partner.
I don't understand how the fuck this is my fault, okay?
I mean, D-Live, can you explain this to me?
How is this shit my fault when there's somebody that is a partner making these fucked-up stickers about me?
How the hell is that fostering a positive community?
Huh?
Look at the look at these stickers about me.
Look at these fucking stickers about how the hell is this fucking fostering a positive community?
Get the fuck out of here.
And by the way, China sucks, all right?
China sucks a cock with it, all right?
All right, the whole reason why we have the majority of corona deaths in China is because half, if not more than the population, is got a compromised immune system by inhaling those industrial exhausts from all the manufacturing that they do, all right?
From drinking the industrial runoff that goes into the water, the type of food intake that they get, all right?
So fuck off.
China can suck a cock with it.
And yeah, that's right, I said it.
You're damn right, I said it.
Ghost is a bad man.
He's a bad motherfucker.
He's the most dangerous man on the internet.
Ghost is the most dangerous man on the internet.
Don't you ever forget it.
Let's try for that something we all have deep inside.
Man, this is a little bit of Judas Priest.
This is an eight-minute song.
Eight-minute song.
Are you serious?
Oh, Christ.
We're not doing, we're not doing eight minutes, dude.
We're not doing this for eight minutes.
All right, I'm going to listen to this for about five or six minutes and we're moving on.
We're not going to listen to this for fucking eight minutes.
What's up, the capitalist polar bear with another diamond?
Wow, one Judas Priest song that doesn't sound gay.
Where did the Bjorn sticker come from?
There's a fucking Bjorn sticker in here.
And what's up to Bjorn, by the way?
I'm not fostering a fucking, um, or cultivating a positive community, huh?
What if the people are part of the community are just not positive?
What if the whole of the community is just toxic?
And I just deal with it.
I just know how to deal with it, boy.
Stoner Music And Smoke00:03:23
I just got big enough balls to deal with it, boy.
Goddamn right.
By the way, my voice is fucked up.
My apologies for you folks that are just tuning in up in here.
I got denied partnership from D-Live because I'm not cultivating a positive community.
Can you believe that?
Like, this community is my fault.
Like, I'm in charge of each and every one of these people's heads that are doing what the hell they're doing in this chat room.
How am I responsible for these people?
You know, how am I responsible for these fucking people?
Positive PSA for the community.
Mitch McConnell added an amendment to the 2019 farm bill that allows for hemp to be grown and sold throughout the U.S. What this means is that CBD Bud is available nationwide.
It's low THC, but it gets you high.
Try it.
I'll try it one day.
Alright, I'd rather just continue with the tetrahydrocannabanol.
I'd rather just continue to smoke the flower.
You know what it is.
You know what it is.
Alright, look, I'm gonna let this go for about six minutes here.
We're almost done.
And by the way, I think I might break out the fucking movies.
I might break out the smoke a little sooner than anticipated.
Alright, this is kind of a stoner song, if I don't say so myself, just by the way that they're orchestrating the goddamn bass, guitars, drums.
But everybody's like, let it go.
This is a good song.
All right, we'll let it go.
All right.
We'll let it go.
Yeah, this is pretty good, dude.
I have to admit, this is a pretty good song.
We have 9 out of 10.
MDG MTG Bear Elnick Edwards, 7 out of 10.
7 out of 10, Pixel Builder 583, 10 out of 10 in your wiki.
7.5 out of 10, Crazy YouTube Ninja.
9 out of 10, Toyer.
When you're told out of your gayness, fuck you.
9 out of 10, Trusted Lawyer, 8 out of 10.
Or Mega.
10 out of 10, Venom Snake.
8 out of 10, Noseburst.
Booky Farm, 2 out of 10.
8 out of 10, Slinny.
Fiend, 8 out of 10.
Spent canister, 8 out of 10.
Aesthetic, 7 out of 10.
Wheelchair Jew, 8 out of 10.
Fatty Pettis, 9 out of 10.
It's like some stoner music.
I'm telling you.
music and just smoke a fat ass joint.
Britbong Game Show Requests00:07:32
Hey, wait a minute.
What is this cap?
There's a cap sticker?
There's a cap sticker.
Hey, look at these fucked up stickers about me.
Look at these fucked up stickers about me in the chat.
Ghost equals hambone.
How is this cultivating the positive community when one of your partners, D-line?
One of your partners are creating these stickers.
One of your partners are creating these fucking stickers.
Jesus Christ.
All right, take this down.
Thank you very much.
All right.
I don't know how this is cultivated.
What the hell is this?
Maximum oxygen.
Hello, it is I, Maximum Oxygen.
M-A-X-I-N-U-M-O-X-Y-G-E-N.
I will donate more anime for the chat later.
Most likely Hajime no Ippo, Jojo, Baki, Ghost actually watches anime in the troll chat room on Saturdays.
Oh, bullshit!
That is a bunch of bullshit.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I don't fucking watch anime, you fucking lying bitch whore.
Huh, oh yeah.
Ghost actually watches that anime in the Saturday Night Troll Show Ghost Show chat room.
Fuck off, dude.
All right.
You can even ask this fruit bowl fucking taking up the ass pettis.
He even knows that's not fucking true.
Anyway, let's move on to the next $20, $20 bucker here.
Richard Osman.
Richard Osman requested this and said, Wow, ghost, you sound like you had oral sex with a porcupine.
Here's a video to make you feel better.
Yeah, real funny asshole.
Oral sex with a fucking porcupine.
Yeah, fuck you, you dick.
All of you dicks, all of you fucking people in the chat room.
What the fuck is this?
Oh, Christ, dude.
What?
What the fuck?
Why do you keep fucking requesting these dumbass game shows from Britbongland?
There's a new one or something?
There's a new fucking game from Bitbong Land.
What is this shit?
Pointless.
Pointless.
What the fuck is this?
These Brit Bong game shows, dude.
Stop donating me this shit!
Hello, I might have gone the wrong call.
Welcome to Princess.
The quiz that's a good thing.
Goodbye, Mike.
Oh, that's fucking Australia.
Let's meet today's players.
Oh, yes, I'm from North Shire.
And couple number one.
Hi, I'm Ellie.
This is my sister in the middle.
I'm just drinking me a cup of tea.
You know what I mean?
Hi, I'm Jonathan.
This is my partner, Alex, and we're from.
Oh, his partner.
His partner.
This is my granddad, Malcolm, and we're from Gustavur.
And there's a millennial with his granddaddy.
I'm Lexi, this is my dad, Andy, and we're from Engelfill Green in Surrey.
And these are today's contestants.
Thank you, man.
I'm joining you.
Merry Warm.
Welcome to Quinders.
All right, what's the point, Britbong?
Here to snooker our players like Steve Davis' safety game in the 80s.
It's my pointless friend.
It's Richard.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Another fucked up tooth Brit Bong.
Hey, how are you?
I'm very well.
Thank you.
Oh, good.
Me too.
We've only got one returning pair, and that is Lexi and Andy.
We didn't see too much of them last time.
Got knocked out in round one.
Looking forward to getting to know them a little bit better.
One of our contestants is very, very, very, very close to giving birth.
So just take it easy.
Don't lose your temper.
No.
Ugh, it's so funny.
You know, the dry-witted humor of the Brits.
You know, it's so fucking hilarious.
Can we what's the point of this pointless game?
What the fuck?
Stop jabbering.
I think I'll be fine.
Stop covetching.
But what have some nice suits?
What I fucking hate is a bunch of covets and wail noise.
Instead of the sort of slightly aggressive stings we have, but can you stop covetching and get to the point?
Oh, Christ.
Be nice, wouldn't it?
Peace reigns.
There we are.
Thank you very much indeed.
Now, Roz and Deck didn't win the jackpot last time, which means we're adding another £1,000 to that.
Jesus Christ, can we get to the point?
At £2,250.
There we are.
Right, if everyone's ready, let's play practice.
How do you play the game, Britbong?
How the fuck do you play the game?
Just remember, it's the pair with the highest score at the end of each round that gets eliminated.
So, nice low scores.
Very best of luck to all four packs.
Hold on, hold on.
Type, hold on.
Pause this.
What is this?
Oh, my God!
To you, ignorant fags, CBD flour must have 0.3% THC or less to be legal.
But this is potent enough to give you a nice buzz if you roll a joint.
It's better than nothing if you live in a Chris Cuck state.
The key is to get CBD flour, not purified oil.
CBD flour, not purified oil.
The libertarians told you off.
All right, what is this?
Oh, UK tourism.
This is something I know a lot about.
You know what I mean?
Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
You know what I mean?
Okay, and our question concerns the UK's most visited attractions.
Oh, the UK's most visited attraction, you know.
You know, Big Ben Parliament, you know what I mean?
Can you name any of the 16 pictures you're about to see?
Anything else?
Very exciting.
Jesus, ghost, I am not a partner.
I was trying to help you with you.
Interactivity.
Compared to others, I'm fucking Mother Teresa.
Now that I think about it, you're welcome.
It looks like I've helped you escape your recent denial.
What the fuck are you talking about, Mihao?
What the fuck are you talking about, Mihao?
And look, we got Derwicking up in here.
He's still pissed that I've lost respect for him because of his goddamn enemy watching.
Kovetching sounds like Kaffalketch.
Dude, I don't know your foreign language.
You must be Jewish, busting out Yiddish.
I'd only hear around German speakers.
All right, you know what?
Fucking.
Just take about 10 steps away from my fucking butt crack.
All right.
We're watching this Britbong show.
Let's watch it.
It's called Pointless.
All right.
Let's see what the hell this is about.
Okay, we get it.
Can you get one with the fuckin' show?
Ah, Jesus Christ!
Who the hell?
I mean, unless you're from Britbong land, who gives a shit?
Okay.
Let's give you time to digest that.
I don't give a shit.
I wouldn't take a dirty diarrhea crap in the UK.
Lovely to have you here.
Tell us all about yourself, Sam.
Well, I'm from Texas.
Oh, Jesus Christ!
Okay, Greg.
We're getting to hear about these stupid brick bongs.
Play the fucking show with them twisting.
Fucking limey bastards on visitor attractions.
This is a horrible game show.
This is why Britbong people are all fucked up in the head.
Scuffed Family Feud Energy00:02:08
That's why they have this fucking dry-witted humor that only they laugh at.
You're expecting a baby shortly.
Are you completely sussed?
Got anything ready for that?
Everything in place?
I was ready just about nursery.
Jesus Christ.
What now?
Oh, my God.
I want to come hard in Toriel's tight goat pussy and get her pregnant with my children and raise my inbred motherfuckers.
We get it.
Shut up.
Jesus Christ.
All right, we've got Capitalist Polar Bear with a Diamond.
At least Tennibal had a fucking midget in it.
Yeah, no shit.
At least Tennibal had like a fucking humorous midget that you could laugh at.
I don't know what the fuck this is supposed to be here.
Okay, do you know what it's going to be?
No, hopefully a baby, but yeah, yeah.
Don't know if it's bargaining.
Very good.
Okay, now, Sam.
Here are just play the game, Limey.
What are they?
I am going to go for the project.
The Eden Project, says Sam.
Okay, let's see how many of our 100 people spotted that.
The Eden Project.
It's right.
What the fuck?
Down he goes with a gig.
Not bad.
Not bad.
I don't get it.
I mean, is this like a fucking like scuffed family feud?
Also a perfectly good name for a baby.
Is this like a scuffed family feud?
Yes.
And project, if you were if you're a bit more in the sort of Frank Zappa frame of mind.
Yeah, yeah.
Nice.
Thank you very much.
Indeed.
Jonathan, welcome to Binders.
Tell us all about yourself, Jonathan.
Well, I'm a composer.
Oh, you know, Somebody in the aughts, yes, you know, who has a who has a partner from the Asian Pacific, yes?
And I'm currently partnering as well.
There's lots of other odd jobs to get by.
Right, I see.
Okay, and so, I mean, there's all kinds of things, but I mean, do you can compose for it for games?
That's a that's a huge draw now, isn't it?
It is, and very lucrative, but sadly not my area of expertise.
So, what kind of music do you compose?
So, it tends to be acoustic music for concerts, so orchestra choir, string quarters.
Boring Limey Humor Bullshit00:03:43
All right, I've had enough of this.
I've had enough.
I'm letting this go for 30 more seconds.
Now, Jonathan, can you find a nice obscure answer up there, do you think?
Well, I know a few of them.
I think some of them might be famous attractions, but people might not know them from the pictures.
So, I'm going to try with one of those.
I'm going to go for the Victoria and Albert Museum.
The Victoria and Albert Museum.
Let's see if that's right.
Let's see how many of our 100 people went for the VA.
I mean, this is such a stupid game.
This is such a stupid fucking game.
Oh, God.
Look at me there.
Now he's hopping around like he's got a hamster hanging out of his asshole.
All right, we get it.
All right.
That's enough.
What a stupid, boring game.
Thanks a lot, Richard Osmond, for boring the balls off of us on this Saturday night.
If you're going to be donating anything, all right, why don't you get us a little live for the Saturday Night Troll Show up in here and not fucking donate boring the balls off of us fucking limey humor bullshit?
All right.
Anyway, let's get to the next $20, $20 up in here.
There's not many of them.
We're going to go through these really fast.
Pingas, all right, what is this?
Please contribute.
Oh, my God.
Why would anybody contribute to you?
They barely contribute to the pet Mexican anymore.
Why the hell should they contribute to you?
Anyway, we've got Pingas.
Hey, G-Man, I'm sorry to hear that your voice is shot tonight.
I hope your voice gets better soon.
Here's to helping your voice get better.
Okay, here's Pingas.
$20, $20 obligating me to watch a YouTube video.
So let's see what Pingas requested here.
Here's to helping me get better.
Are you fucking kidding me?
These fucking schmucks, what do you call these guys?
Impractical Jokers, for Christ's sake.
Who watches this, dude?
I mean, don't get me wrong.
This was cool for about one or two seasons.
What is there, like 12 seasons of these fucking scumbags doing shit?
What a bunch of, what a joke.
Play it.
Play it.
Let's play it.
I mean, seriously, in practical jokers, this shit needs to be taken off the air, okay?
Like I said, this shit was funny for like the first two episodes, and then it's over, okay?
It's over.
All right?
I think we get the fucking point.
I think we get the point.
Wait, wait.
Did somebody actually make a song of this fat homo?
Somebody made a remix of this fat homo?
I mean, this is...
I mean, give me a break with this stupid show.
Like I said, for the first two seasons, it was funny.
It sucks now.
It sucks a cockwood now.
Single boy, stay home.
Hey!
Single boys stay home These guys suck man I mean, if you watch this in today's modern America, you're a fucking man child, and you need to grow the fuck up.
Incel Video Cheering00:07:23
That's all I got to say about that.
I mean, come on!
This is stupid!
Put my hand in your shirt.
Hey, oh, my fucking eye.
And of course, these idiots in the chat room are gonna pretend they like it just to piss me off.
Of course.
Jesus Christ.
All right, we get the point.
All right.
I got your back, buddy.
I'm giving you a beat.
All right.
Yeah, thanks a lot, Pingas.
All right.
Thanks for nothing.
These guys, I'm telling you, they were cool for like one or two fucking seasons.
And then, you know, we get it.
All right.
Grow the fuck up.
Anyway, let's get to the next $20, $20.
We're getting through these very fast.
Cheers Ghost requested this next one here.
Didn't say anything.
This next one was requested by Cheers Ghost.
So what the hell this is?
Well, hold on.
What the fuck is this?
Is this for real?
Hold on, put the PC shot on.
Hold on.
Is this guy for real?
Hold on, put the PC shot on.
Cheers Ghost requested this.
How you doing, guys?
Sorry it's been so long.
Went straight into it.
In my last video, I downed an entire bottle of vodka.
A few of you moan saying it was only 17%.
Oh, it's not real vodka.
The bottle was toying off.
Oh.
Blah, Well, you see, I'm going to do it again.
People are doing this shit because of that fucking disgusting piece of garbage, useless human being named Shoe Nice.
It's 76.
And by the way, fuck you, Shoe Nice.
You fucking wasted human life.
Fuck Shoe Nice.
Last time I'm going to open it in front of you.
Most overrated piece of shit.
Fuck Shoe Nice.
Now I'm going to keep the camera on the bottle.
Fuck Shoe Nice up is stupid, useless human being ass.
Really not looking forward to this one.
All right, let's see.
Let's see if he's going to do it, dude.
Crack it.
Let's hear the crack.
All right, there's the crack.
Shug it, baby.
Chug it.
It's Saturday night.
Shug it.
Three, two.
One.
Shug it.
Don't taste it.
Drink it.
Don't taste it.
Drink it.
Shug.
You see, where are brick bomb game shows like this?
I'd be watching.
Oh my god, look at him.
He can't do it.
Look at him.
He can't do it.
He can't do it.
He's about to puke it up.
Go!
Don't taste it.
Just drink it.
Don't taste it.
Don't taste it.
Drink it.
No, don't puke.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Oh, fuck.
Am I even halfway through it?
Oh, got a fucking tonight, man.
Don't fucking do it.
You can't do it He can't do it.
Oh, he's about to cry.
Look at him.
He's about to cry.
There it is.
There you go.
You got it down.
He got it down.
I'll give him a hand for that.
Yeah, I'll give him a little bit of a hand for that.
No, wait a minute.
Don't act like an autistic tard.
Don't act like an autistic card now.
Subscribe, motherfucker.
Jesus Christ.
You see, I almost had respect for that stupid Brit Bong, and then he had to act like some fucking spastic tard.
Then he had to act like some autist for Christ's sake.
All right.
Fuck that guy.
All right.
Fuck that guy.
Anyway, thank you, cheers to Ghost for that one.
Let's get to the next $20.20.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Here's maximum oxygen.
Probably donating anime.
Probably donating anime.
Today I drank a redhead Irish girl under the table.
Then I opened her asshole while she was passed out and used it as a mug to drink more beer.
I left a note with my number inside her guts.
Think she'll call.
All right.
Yeah, real funny, dude.
All right.
Real fucking funny.
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to the next $20.20 bucker here.
And once again, this one is recorded.
Who the hell's requesting this one?
Feel better ghost.
Feel better ghost requested this one here.
Let's see what feel better go didn't say anything just put down the video.
What is feel better ghost requested here?
What is this?
Wait a minute.
Are you fucking shitting me?
Another Mentos commercial?
What the fuck is it with tonight in Mentos?
Can somebody explain that one to me?
Another Mentos?
Come on, put the PC shot on.
What the fuck is this?
I saw you.
It was insane.
And that chick was all over you, dude.
I know.
Dude, check out those chicks.
Oh, wait.
I can see.
I see what's going on here, huh?
Stacey Bergerson.
Yeah, but bro, ask her out.
This is the perfect moment.
Yeah.
You've been waiting all your life for this.
You think so?
Yes.
Go for it.
Man, this is from 2007.
Hey, Stacey.
Do you want to go out sometime?
Are you kidding me?
Oh, laughing at this poor schmuck's face, dude.
Laughing at that poor schmuck's face.
Doesn't matter what comes with the fresh school.
What the fuck?
This is definitely an incel video.
This was definitely meant for the insides.
Mentos, the freshman.
Man, this was definitely made for the incels, for Christ's sake.
All right, look at all the incels cheering in the chat room.
You guys are sick fucks if you're cheering for something of that nature.
Definitely An Incel Video00:05:06
All right.
Look at all these fucking people.
Yay, Spaghetti.
Yay.
All right.
Look, we're getting through these 20 buckers really fast, by the way.
Let's get to the next one here.
One is by Derwicking.
Derwicking said, Speaking of white nationalism, we're going to start with some metal.
How about all father, highest of high, god of slain, bearer of spear, friend of wealth, the ancient one, Wotan?
All right, dude.
Here's a little bit of Derwicking, and I think that he's requesting a little bit of metal.
Hopefully, this will get us hyped up for tonight's Saturday.
Dude, what kind?
What the fuck is this?
What?
Hold on, put the PC shot.
Look at the fucking album cover for Christ's sake.
I mean, good God.
Anime before anime.
Play it.
Let's play the metal.
Let me not.
Let me not judge a metal song by its cover.
All right.
All right.
Let me give this about 30 seconds.
Let me give it a whirl here.
I don't like that shit.
I don't like that.
Oh, I don't like that.
But let me give it a whirl.
I'm gonna give it a couple of minutes.
Come on, get with the song.
Let's hear it.
Here to the blaze.
The fuck is this this is a metal song Strange.
Believe it is our name.
Souls on a thunder.
All right, Derwicking.
We have to agree to disagree.
I think this song sucks a cockwitted.
And I don't give a shit how many of these anime bitches you put on the goddamn cover of the album.
This fucking song sucks.
I'm sorry.
I thought you were going to hook it up with some metal here.
One day two, I may fall.
I thought you were requesting metal here.
I will enter Odin's hall.
I will die, sword in hand.
Look, everybody in the chat room also thinks it sucks a cock with it.
All right, so it's not just me.
Look, look at all the people in the chat room saying this sucks.
Glory and fame, village is our name.
Souls on a thunder.
Hearts of steel.
Killers of men.
Look at all the people in the chat room that thinks that this song sucks.
Today we shall die.
Open Balhala's door.
Let the battle begin with swords.
I mean, look at it.
Zero out of ten Capitalist Polar Bear.
One out of ten white Power Ranger.
Zero out of ten Coughing Seattle.
Four out of ten viewer.
Ten out of ten ice cap.
That's because he wants to suck the cocks of these men on the damn cover.
End times Rudebeard, nine out of ten.
Johnny Boston.
Well, ten out of ten, at least Gears fan, one out of ten.
Ghosted one out of ten.
LARF out of 10, Tijuana genius.
Hey, what's going on, Capitalist Polar Bear with a diamond saying Tenacious V is more metal than this?
I mean, I don't even know what to say about this.
Seriously, but I'm gonna let it play.
I'm going to let it play.
Don't worry about it.
Hey, Aesthetic...
The only reason you like it, like I said, you want to chew these fucking muscle-bound men on the covers assholes.
So just sit there and pipe it down there, homo.
Pipe it down there, homo.
And high counsel likes this, this fucking idiot that counts my shekels.
European Sing-Off Nightmare00:07:41
Here.
Aesthetic is not even denying it.
He's not even denying it.
This is free.
Are we almost done here?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
All right.
All right.
I think that's it, right?
Or what?
Are they going to have some long-ass outro?
Got a long-ass outro too.
Jesus Christ!
What once were bodies?
I mean, is this supposed to be like, I don't know, spooky?
Is it supposed to like scare me?
I don't get this last part.
And in their hour of need, he sent forth unto them the berserker rain.
The berserker.
The berserker.
Gods and men.
The fucking berserker.
Screaming like wild animals.
Such is the gift of absolute power.
Are we almost done?
All right.
Thank God.
Thank God.
And all who stood before them die.
Let's go.
That's enough.
Hail God's war.
All right, we get it.
Yay, spaghetti.
Yay.
Anyway, we got to agree to disagree on that one there, Derwicking.
That one sucked, dude.
And by the way, we got a back-to-back by Derwicking over here.
Back-to-back.
All right, Derwicking requested this one for another $20, $20 and says, we are on deck for the war portion of the show.
This is a based scene from a classic 1960s movie depicting the glorious Europeans standing against the African savages.
Oh, come on, man.
Start at three minutes.
All right.
Look, just stop donating, all right?
Everybody just stop donating.
Anyway, here it is, Derwicking of some Europeans standing up against African savages, whatever that means.
All right, what is Derwicking hooking up for us here?
This is something from the 60s.
What is this?
You can't always.
All right, we got to wait for a second because, of course, we got this goddamn commercial going on about this and about that.
What is this?
What is this?
Hold on, what?
Oh, great.
Oh, my God.
Oh, great.
Type Captain Band Captain Desi.
All right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, let's get to Derwicking's video here.
Here it is.
What is this shit?
What is this?
Zulu Warriors against some Europeans?
Hold on, what is this?
Tub guy.
Dude, listen to me.
Every time I ask you people to stop donating, I'm not fucking doing any kind of reverse psychology.
I'm not doing any Talmudic magic.
I'm legitimately telling you to stop fucking donating.
But of course, it never ends.
All right, let's watch this Zulu Warrior final attack.
Here we go.
I'm surprised they're not talking with that.
My God, my God, my God, my God.
I'm kidding.
Well, they've got a very good bass section, mine.
But no top tenners, that's for sure.
All right, are we going to see a battle?
I mean, what is this?
Are we going to watch a bunch of Europeans be like, oh my God, look at those black savages.
They've got bigger cocks than we do.
And I want a big cock.
So what I'm going to do is I'm going to sing like I've got a big cock.
All right.
Come on.
Come on.
Sing like you got a big cock.
Come on and hurry up.
What are they having?
A sing-off now?
What is this?
fucking sing off look at this shit They're having a fucking sing-off.
They're having a goddamn sing-off.
I mean, good God!
Oh my God.
Less singing, more fighting.
Less singing, more killing.
What the fuck, dude?
I mean, is this what we're watching for four minutes?
Five minutes?
A fucking sing-off.
Zulu! Zulu!
Here they come, boy!
There you go.
You gotta fucking face them now.
You're not going to be able to recharge your musket, boy.
Are they retreating?
Oh my god, they're putting them into a body pool.
Look at this.
Look, they're stacking up the bodies.
Stacking Black Bodies00:14:47
They're stacking up the black bodies.
I mean, look at this.
Look at all the black bodies being piled up, man.
I mean, one would think that this was the visualization of FBI statistics in crime in America today, but, you know, what do you, what do you, that's fucked up.
I'm sorry, dude.
I'm sorry.
I think EBZ's grandfather is in here.
No, that's right.
EBZ's Cameroon.
All right.
All right.
Is that it?
That they killed all the Zulu warriors?
They killed all of them?
Oh, my God.
Look at their shock.
They're like, any more?
Are they any more coming this way?
Anyway, thank you, Derwicking, for that video.
All right.
We really appreciate it.
Here's another one by Ghost equals COC Shill.
What the fuck does that mean?
And Colonel Transisco with a diamond, hashtag black genocide.
Thank you, Colonel Transisco.
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to this next one.
Ghost equals COC Shill.
What the fuck does that mean, COC shill?
What the fuck does that mean, man?
All right.
Take me home, Daddy.
That's great.
That's fresh.
That's fresh for Christ's sake.
All right, what is this?
COC shill.
Ghost equals COC shill.
Hold on, put the PC shot on.
I see Tucker Carlson.
What the hell does this mean?
President Trump traveled to India last week to meet with that country's prime minister, Prime Minister Modi.
One of the central issues at their meeting was the H-1B visa program.
That program doles out roughly 85,000 visas a year to foreigners so they can move to this country and take American jobs.
Not exaggerating.
That's what I'm saying.
Oh, come on, Tucker.
These visas are given to people from India.
As a candidate in 2016, Donald Trump called for ending this program entirely.
But as president, that hasn't happened, though the Trump administration has made the visas slightly harder to get.
So why is the program still around?
You know what?
I'll explain it.
I'll explain it right now, Tucker.
The reason the program is around is because the intellectual capital of America is shut.
Okay?
The intellectual capital of America is shot.
Anybody who is somewhat intelligent has been sucked into the moral decay of America and they're enamored with it.
Okay?
Most of the so-called intelligentsia that we have in this country are cosplayers.
They wax their care to cartoon women.
They're man-children, okay?
All right, that's why we're doing it.
We need real thinkers.
We need people that are going to create and innovate products and services that are going to be in demand on a global scale.
All right, play this, play some more.
It's a favorite of tech companies, which claim they simply can't find any American skilled enough or smart enough tech work.
They're not.
They're not lying.
Companies routinely use H-1Bs as a mean to fire their existing American workers and replace them with lower-paid foreigners.
Often the fired workers are made to train their replacements before they're terminated.
The process for the replaced workers is painful and you know, you know what?
You want to know why I don't give a shit about this whole tech worker bullshit?
This happened to America, regular everyday American workers for the past 25 to 30 years.
All right.
I mean, ever since the year 2000, we have seen manufacturing leave the United States and transport the means of production into Mexico and China and Vietnam and all these other countries while the United States government gave an incentive for these folks to do so.
All right.
There has been many people that have been suffering through this.
So get used to it.
You should be unforgettable Peter Steele moments.
All right.
Thank you very much, Noble Savage.
Anyway, play the rest of this.
I care about America bullshit.
All right.
Humiliating.
Company executives tell them they're being reassigned to a completely new company with a new role that consists of training people to do the job they once did.
When they're not needed anymore, they're cast aside.
That's life.
Some ATT employees who are, quote, rebadged by the company to train cheaper replacements from India.
Here's their story.
Oh, crap.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on.
Here, hold on, hold on.
Let me play a violin.
Let me play a violin as if all this dramatic bullshit.
Oh, I worked for ATT and I thought I was going to be able to have an $80,000 year job for 30 years.
I thought that my employment was going to be here for the next 30 years of my life.
It doesn't work that way, dicks.
Welcome to the real world where life isn't fucking fair.
How do you like that, huh?
How do you like that?
Let's listen to these stories.
Let's listen to these so-called stories here.
You're just kind of numb.
You numb, you feel helpless.
Oh, hold on.
That looks like a black woman.
I mean, just by the image, just by the silhouette, that looks like a black woman.
Oh, oh, now it's hurting minorities in America.
Get the fuck out of here.
Jesus Christ.
ATNT employee spent nearly two decades at the company.
A few months ago, ATT informed her that she was no longer needed.
Look, two decades with the company.
I mean, if that isn't job security in modern day America, I have no idea.
That's what, what did I just tell you before this bitch even talked?
That these people think that they're going to be with a company for 30 years and be able to retire and collect retirement off that company and all that bullshit.
This is the new America.
Do you understand?
Job security like this don't last unless you're a bureaucrat.
Unless you're a fucking bureaucrat.
We'll round out with this one to close the night.
Some bass synth with an equally stellar 80s movie.
Have a drink to this one ghost.
Let's raid Fat Elvis or EBZ.
All right, we're almost done, dude.
Stop donating and we'll get to it as ASAP, all right?
But I've got to play this ghost equals COC shill, and I'm supposed to fucking feel bad for some bitch that has been gainfully employed for 20 years, and now she's being ousted because I'm sure she's overinflated in her salary.
I'm sure this bitch just did barely enough to be able to justify clocking in and clocking out.
And we're supposed to feel sorry for this stupid bitch.
I feel sorry for none of these people.
I feel sorry.
She had 20 years.
You know, how many people in this country are gifted with any kind of job security that lasts over 10 years, let alone 20?
Get the fuck out of here.
At least 8,000?
8,000 workers?
At least 8,000?
It could be more.
She is one of many former AT ⁇ T workers who found out on corporate conference calls that she was getting what they called re-badge to a new company where she's forced to train a low-cost foreign replacement.
Today it's my job.
Tomorrow it could be yours.
She expects to be officially today.
It's my job.
Tomorrow it could be yours.
You were gainfully employed for 20 years, you dumb bitch.
I mean, you know how many people would fucking give their right arm to be fucking gainfully employed for fucking 20 years and now you got to figure it the fuck out.
That's life, bitch.
That's life.
What can you do?
Who can you call?
Who do you talk to?
It's life.
I mean, for fuck's sake, this happens to everybody.
And now that it's happening to the tech industry, we're supposed to give a shit.
Dude, there have been so many people laid off in the past 20 to 30 years and no one gave a flying fuck.
No one gave a flying fuck about the means of production being shipped off to China and Mexico.
Nobody gave a flying fuck about manufacturing leaving this country.
Nobody gave a flying fuck about Obamacare ruining full-time work during his stupid fucking mulatto tenure.
No one talked any of that shit.
But now the tech workers, oh my God, the tech industry is getting affected by the same shit that's affected the rest of the workforce.
Now we're supposed to give a shit.
Fuck you.
Blackwell at a time.
Fuck you.
American workers.
What AT ⁇ T is doing is they're firing them and having them work for the companies.
So they are working for Amdocs, Accenture, IBM, and Tech Mahindra, and they're training their replacements there.
One former employee who's currently training his replacement told us that the new workers are all from one place.
They are all from India.
Most of them are from Hyderabad.
Some are from Mumbai.
Our producers obtained shocking documents from the training courses.
PowerPoint slides for the ATT.
You know something?
Listen, listen.
You know what these workers could do?
They could simply say, you know what?
Fuck you.
I'm not training these people.
I quit.
Or they can organize amongst themselves and say, hey, are we going to take this?
No, let's all quit.
Let's all pool our minds together.
All right, let's create our own product or service so that we're not unemployed.
No, they don't do shit.
You know what they're doing?
They're crying to Tucker Carlson over here, making Tucker Carlson a couple of million bucks in advertising.
Oh, I feel so bad.
Fuck us.
About Indian cultural customs and warned that Indian men will not shake hands with American women.
We are an American company and we are literally giving away our legacy.
We are giving away our legacy.
We can't get this.
AT ⁇ T boasts about its Its corporate campus in Dallas, but the company gave its soon-to-be former employees a list of approved topics for discussion with Indian replacements and urges them not to discuss India's human rights record or religious conflict in India with their future replacements.
Their goal is to offshore as much as they can to low-cost countries.
I mean, why not?
I mean, hold on, time out.
Why not?
I mean, if the Indians can do the same job for like 30% of the actual cost of the current fucking workforce that's sitting there using and abusing this job, I mean, you heard that one bitch at the beginning.
I was working here for over 20 years.
Over 20 years, and now I'm being replaced.
You want to know why you're being replaced?
Because you've done the same fucking job for 20 fucking years.
Okay.
You didn't move yourself up into the company.
You didn't enhance your education.
You did nothing.
You did nothing.
Okay.
And look, I'm not a globalist.
I'm for cheaper products.
I mean, the whole reason why ATT is doing this is to lower the cost on their products of high broadband, high-speed broadband, telephony networks, cable networks, etc.
I mean, I'm supposed to give a shit, dude.
I want cheaper products.
I don't really give a shit about, oh my God, I'm going to pay more money so some ungrateful piece of shit can have a 30-year job doing the same fucking thing over and over.
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
They're getting severance packages.
Fuck off.
You would not be firing workers if you really had a shortage.
Many tech companies say that the H-1B hires are smarter than Americans and better workers, too.
one former worker wasn't convinced some of the folks that we work they are very sharp but we've got some that they were hey hold on hold on We got a Ninja Geenie.
I have to acknowledge there's Ninja Gini by Billy V underscore official.
That's right, Ghost.
Fucking get over it, Trump 2020, bitch.
You're damn right.
You're damn right.
Thank you for the Ninjagini Billy official.
To give you a sense of the company's priorities, it's spending $100 million on an extensive renovation of its headquarters.
AT&T CEO Randall Stevenson makes nearly $30 million a year.
Hey, hey, hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
Did you hear that?
The CEO makes over $30 million a year.
Who gives a shit, Tucker?
I mean, how come none of these fucking people that worked there for 20 years didn't work their way up the corporate ladder so they wouldn't be expendable?
I mean, somebody who's done the same fucking work for 20 years and it does no better of a job after all these 20 years, they deserve to get cut.
Okay, they deserve to get cut for Christ's sake.
And Capitalist Polar Bear said ATT is garbage service anyway.
No shit.
Anyway, play the rest of this crap.
AT ⁇ T worker.
The outsourcing helps to pay for all that.
They said you do not get a severance package.
You're not eligible for one since we found you another job.
That's what we were told.
We were also told that we would not get our annual bonus next year unless we agreed to go work for Accenture.
When you're watching so many people Hey, shit happens, and you've got to figure it out.
If you're in the hands of a few getting rich, and no one's protecting them, then people will stop thinking Hey, hey, hey, hey, bitch.
This is a free, you're talking about Texas, okay?
This is a free will work state.
Okay.
These dumb fucking people, if they're bitching, they can go fucking work somewhere else.
All right, I'm tired of fucking people.
Oh, I'm so important.
My job, you got to take care of me.
Hey, what about all the fucking people that have lost their jobs in the blue-collar sector over the past 30 years?
Nobody gave a fuck about them.
Nobody gave a fuck about the blue-collar workers that now are resurging thanks to our president.
We're having a blue-collar boom thanks to our president.
I mean, if you didn't even get a high school diploma, you actually could be gainfully employed in this America.
Of course, because it happens to all the tech people, oh, I got a degree.
I've got to pay for my college debt.
You fuck you.
When Country Was Country00:08:37
All right.
Fuck off.
Do the people who run the company care about the workers?
No.
A spokesman for ATT denied that any of this is happening and assured us that anyone who's been rebadged can return to AT ⁇ T at any time.
I'm sure that's the case.
All right.
Neocon globalist cuck.
All right.
Whatever.
All right.
I'm for cheaper product.
Okay.
I'm for cheaper product.
And if they have to fire some people to make the product cheaper, I'm all for it.
I'm a consumer.
Okay.
You've been raped.
I'm a consumer here.
All right.
What is it now, Bonzie buddy?
No.
You should be.
And now for something completely different.
All right.
Yeah, whatever.
All right.
Let's watch the rest of this fucking, you know, cry me a river fucking segment by liberal fucking Tucker Carlson.
They say many of those employees have already been placed in new ATT jobs.
Wow.
Wow, baby.
Where are they?
Man, where they at, baby?
Because I want one, baby.
It hasn't happened to anyone.
I don't think.
I think that's a blatant lie.
I mean, I mean, give me a break.
I mean, that was obviously a black woman, okay?
Now, I don't know.
I shouldn't even go there.
Never mind.
All right.
We get it.
All right.
Oh, the poor tech industry.
We're supposed to give a shit.
And oh, this woman had a fucking job for 25 years.
Now she doesn't.
And we're supposed to care.
I mean, get the fuck out of here, man.
Nobody cared about the blue-collar workers that were fucking being fired by the millions over the past 30, 30 years.
Okay.
So I'm not going to give a shit about some two-bit fucking idiot wannabe tech workers that think that they're so fucking important.
Welcome to the real world, you dicks.
Fucking get used to it.
Life isn't fucking fair.
Okay.
Life isn't fair.
And that's what's sad about the fact that most of these millennials and these Gen Z shitheads, they don't understand that.
They don't understand that life isn't fair.
Okay.
And sometimes you're going to have to either negotiate or conquer obstacles that are out of your control.
That's life.
I mean, you don't think I've had to do that shit?
You don't think that I've had to fucking conquer or negotiate obstacles so that I could persevere?
You don't think that I was thrown shit in my path that was beyond my control that wasn't fucking fair?
Of course.
That's life.
All right.
That's life.
So if you expect any fucking sympathy out of me, any of you tech workers that are out there, here, this is the only sympathy that you're going to get.
This is the only thing that you're going to get out of me.
All right.
This is the only fucking thing.
That's the only fucking thing that you're going to get out of me, you fucking tech workers that are sitting here bitching.
All right, that's the only thing that you're going to get out of me.
Anyway, let me move on.
Train lover 567 requested this one.
And cheers to Train Lover 567.
He said, Sup Ghost, some classic country.
Cheers.
Sorry about your voice.
Try some honey.
Heard that helps people's voices.
Well, thank you very much, Train Lover.
And let's hear a little country, baby.
Let's hear a little country.
And maybe it's some sad country so that we can go ahead and follow that up with this.
I was a 20-year tech person out there at AT ⁇ T and now they want to fire me.
No shit.
I can only imagine the seniority pay that they had to give you after 20 fucking years and you're doing the same fucking job.
No, fuck off.
Don't fucking cry to me.
Go cry to somebody else.
You should have a nest egg.
You should have a savings.
You should have probably should have something after 20 years.
If you're working paycheck to paycheck, that's your problem, okay?
All right, anyway, let's listen to Train Lover 567.
Oh, dude, this is classic.
This is classic country.
This is when country was country, baby.
How about a little bit of classic Hank Williams, baby?
A little bit of Hank Williams, baby.
Honey, I got a song I wrote just specially for you.
I'm in Singapore.
Just for you.
Hey, good looking.
What you got cooking?
This is a beautiful song, by the way.
Say hey, good looking.
What you got cooking?
I'm about cooking something up with me.
Say hey sweet, baby.
RIP to Hank Williams Sr., baby.
And I know the spot right over the hill.
$2 bill, baby.
That could take a woman out back in the 50s, baby.
Good looking.
What you got cooking?
How's about cooking?
Something up with me.
Beautiful, beautiful country music, baby.
Why can't country music go back to this?
I don't know.
Here's the train lover 567.
I feel like boot-scoot-bogeying right now, baby.
Woo!
Yeah!
Hold on!
Pause this.
Who the fuck's interrupting Hank Williams?
Life, what is it?
What about life?
Ghost bitches about getting not getting partner.
Life knocks.
What?
Life knocks and nobody cares.
Look, I'm bitching because it's your fault.
It's not my fault that I'm not getting partner here at D-Live.
It's your fucking fault.
It's all you people.
It ain't my fucking fault.
So why don't you sit there and shut up?
We're fucking here.
Put it back a little bit.
We're listening to fucking Hank Williams.
Hey, it's the Rocksmith dude for $40, $40.
Smoke them if you got them.
Sublime Smoke Two Joints and Drink to John Lee Hooker's One Bourbon.
Fucking party.
Oh, you're damn right.
It's Saturday night, dude.
Cheers to the Rocksmith dude, man.
We're partying up in here.
We got all kinds of beer.
I'm still drinking beer, by the way.
Let's go ahead and hear a little bit more Hank Williams Sr.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm about keeping steady come with me.
I'm gonna jump my big book over the fence.
I tell you, I love Hank Williams, baby.
I'll keep it till it's covered with age because I'm writing your name down on ever page.
Hey, good looking.
What you got cooking?
I'm about to cook it up with me.
Nothing but a little bit of Hank Williams, baby.
I'll tell you that right now.
Cheers to Train Lover 567 for requesting that one, man.
I tell you, that put me in a better mood since that stupid fucking cuck Carlson over there was we got to worry about tech workers and all that bullshit.
All right, what is this?
Life, local live hauls.
Okay, DSP.
Nobody cares.
Kill yourself.
Okay, yeah, whatever, asshole.
All right, go fuck yourself, life.
And by the way, Tijuana Genius dropped a diamond saying steel guitar is underrated instrument.
You're damn right, the steel guitar.
Hey, good looking.
What you got cooking?
That's a beautiful song, dude.
Anyway, let's continue with the $20.20 buckers, dude.
We're going on with these.
Nobody donate any more $20.20 buckers.
We got Hail COVID-19ler requesting this one.
Ghost, I hope that you can foster a more positive community.
Yeah, real funny.
I know you hate money, but hopefully this video will show you the truth before you succumb to the virus and you may become a statistic in peace.
Oh, yeah, real funny asshole.
I don't have the coronavirus.
All right.
My voice is a little fucked up.
All right.
I gargled with some scotch.
It seems like it's making a little bit better.
All right.
So that's just all there is to it, dude.
So once again, this next $20.20 bucker is by Hail COVID-19ler.
I don't know what the fuck that means.
Hail COVID-19.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Stop donating, man.
Come on.
New Age Mumbo Jumbo00:06:43
The first ever power ballot, and maybe the best.
It looks like everybody wants to hear some tunes tonight, baby.
I don't blame you.
All right, Saturday night, of course.
Who wouldn't want to hear a couple of tunes, baby?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I write this rife guy.
All right.
Yeah, real funny, Vice Chairman Fried Rice.
Real fucking funny.
Anyway, Hail Covid-19ler requested this one.
What the hell is this?
Put the PC shot on.
What is this crap?
What the fuck?
I just entered the theater of an alien sky.
If the words and images seem strange to you, there's a reason for this.
Our world was once a vastly different place.
To experience this won't hurt you, and there is nothing to fear.
Oh, there's nothing to fear.
All you've got to do is listen to me.
Listen to me and my voice, and I will take you to an alien world.
This little video will be the first in a series looking at celestial events that changed human history and catalyzed the birth of the great civilizations.
Nothing I'll propose in this series will be found in familiar textbooks, but the events can be confirmed by factual evidence.
Really?
Really?
How long is this?
All right, this is four minutes, 50 seconds, okay?
Now, I've never seen this.
I hope that he said that you can't find this in textbooks, obviously.
This better be something valid, at least celestially, at least astrologically, okay?
I mean, he comes in.
Hey, you will once listen to me on discourse of alien sky, number one, when planets were gods.
So let's play the rest of this shit.
In dispute when planets were gods.
I actually got into an argument over some fucking idiot in the chat room at the Ghost Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room about, you know, how things are named after gods and deities and shit.
It went over that idiot's head.
Yeehaw, that music is Mac and Me feel real good right.
It makes me want to lynch some niggers and drink some Tennessee.
Ah, dude, come on, dude.
That's the IOL ghostie boy.
Shut up.
God bless America.
Shut up, dude.
All right.
Anyway, what's up to Colonel Transisco with a diamond?
Hashtag true extraterrestrial radio.
I don't believe in extraterrestrials.
I don't believe in aliens, dude.
I think that you need to grow the fuck up if you do.
All right.
Play the rest of this shit.
Play the rest of this crap.
It happened just a few thousand years ago when we lived in the presence of the gods.
The gods.
Planetary powers ruled the celestial theater in the lost age of gods and wonders.
Planets gathered in close congregation, as if alive.
Capitalist Polar Bear dropped the diet electrically.
Capitalist Polar Bears said, This old fuck is giving off the Heaven's Gate vibes.
no shit.
Then came the hell bob comet.
But then the gods grew violent and they went to war.
Driving human witnesses to take shelter in caves and rocky enclosures.
Oh, yeah?
Humans left to remember.
To remember the powers of the gods.
Formations and cosmic events not to be forgotten.
What the fuck am I watching, dude?
What the fuck kind of mumbo jumbo new age shit is this?
If the events suggested here actually, how could we know?
How could we know?
How could we know that extraordinary natural phenomena in the sky above our early ancestors provoked an outpouring of human imagination?
Of course, the ancient witnesses did not understand and they relentlessly misinterpreted their experience.
But this experience was the most awe-inspiring and terrifying occasion in all of human history.
Get the fuck out of here.
Every ancient monument was by its very nature commemorative.
Every crowning of a king, every sacred marriage, every sacrifice to the gods, every sacred temple and city, every obelisk.
You notice how this idiot has not said one fucking thing other than once upon a time, back before recorded history, mankind looked at the stars and something celestial happened.
And then all of a sudden, buildings and obelisks and temples, get the fuck out of here.
Pyramid and tower reenacted a critical juncture in a remembered age of gods and wonders.
This truth comes down to us without exception.
And the overriding fatal mistake in modern perception is the assumption that the mythic archetypes can somehow find their explanation in phenomena occurring today.
But the events that provoked the global archetypes and the entire symbolic content of the first civilizations can be systematically reconstructed.
Stairway to heaven.
And well-established principles will enable us to draw reliable conclusions from a crowd of unreliable concerns.
Billy the official with a diamond said, what a bunch of crap.
Get rid of it, ghost.
Not that long ago, our world was indeed a very different place.
Notice how this said absolutely nothing.
This said absolutely nothing but mumbo jumbo new age bullshit.
Watching This Fucking Shit00:15:17
Oh my god, fucking thumbs down this bullshit.
Jesus Christ, what a waste of time.
What a waste of time, man.
Anyway, hail COVID-19 La real funny, dude.
Alright, I don't know what the hell you were trying to induce with that fucking donation.
But let's continue on.
Alright, we got another.
How much more of these do we have?
We got one, we got two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
Jesus Christ.
All right, no more $20, $20, dude.
Seriously, Jesus fucking Christ.
AK talk with the diamond.
No Zeppelin.
No shit.
No stairway.
Denied.
Alright, what the hell is this?
Oh, Christ, no.
Oh, Christ, no.
Here it is.
Your fucking nightmare requested this, alright?
Alright, your fucking nightmare requested this, and I'm not playing all 11 minutes of it, so here it is, your fucking nightmare.
Jesus.
Cascrow finally announces a My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Movie Technology.
My Little Pony bullshit!
Bronny's around the world screaming alive.
Christ.
Meanwhile, in middle-class Siberia, a little girl begs her mother to the day opens and gets an early spot in the theater.
To her surprise.
Fucking why?
Crowding in are not children and their parents, but dozens of enormous, roton men with long hair, acne, and neckbeards.
One such man walks down the aisle they are sitting in, his massive ass rubbing up against the mother and her daughter.
God, dude, are you fucking tries to get away from me?
And this shit is on YouTube.
YouTube strikes me because I'm vulgar and I'm a bad guy.
And yet this shit is still on fucking YouTube.
This fucking pony pedal bullshit.
I MEAN, GOOD GOD!
...remain seated, hoping to weather the storm until the movie is over.
When an instrumental of the theme song starts up...
I'm sorry, folks, I, you know, I...
I'm sorry, but you know.
For whatever reason, these fucking bronies.
They have followed me ever since 2010.
And there is a free team, where Roger Price split his front and center, suddenly, everyone in the theater goes deathly quiet, and for once the girl can hear what the ponies are saying.
Who gives a shit?
Everyone pulls their expressions.
I mean, who wastes their life down and doing all this bullshit?
I mean, I'm just amazed.
And you all are wondering why I'm saying there's a lack of intellectual capital in this country.
You guys are seriously asking me why I believe there is a fucking serious intellectual capital deficit in this country.
You're looking at it.
What the fuck?
You're looking at it.
Audible ejaculations.
What sound does an ejaculation make anyway?
Oh my god.
Slashco's collective face.
When 15 years from now there is a remlpie in the style of the smoke slash Alvin and the chipmunk that features the brony as the male human lead.
I mean, I'm not playing this.
I'm not playing this for that.
Because this movie will make you a little hoarse.
CJI Applejack yells ye.
I'm not playing this for this.
Ban all bronies.
And the chubby male lead looking exactly.
While toilet paper flies across his face or something.
Dash makes a terrible pun.
Music starts.
Castrate.
What?
It's 20% cooler.
While making the DreamWorks face.
But helps a friend find out what they're doing.
Way out of Male Leads League.
Trailer ends with ponies running through New York or whatever big city the movie is set in.
Cheers.
Bronies go nuts.
And claim it as the greatest event since past since got adapted into show.
Ban all bronies.
Cash training.
Oh, come on.
Follow me to the gay bathhouse.
No, but there definitely is a lot of sexual tension between half of the world population.
Put on a washcloth and applow that to the burned area to help cool it down a little bit.
Yes, B19.
College.
Get to fast early to study because test.
Use laptop as MP3 fire.
Shit headphones.
Laptop volume.
Castrate fucking Brodies, man.
Castrate Brodies.
Laptop Floods Room with Molten Spack.
People start looking and chuckling.
Faggot.
Is he listening to kids' songs?
Fallouts Pastria.
Ripped his fucking dude.
Stands up.
Easily sexton 300 pounds.
I'm going to end this here in about 30 seconds.
Castrate.
Did he look like this?
All right, I'm done.
Wake up.
I'm done with that.
I'm losing listeners.
I'm losing listeners watching this shit.
All right.
You filthy brony pieces of disgusting garbage.
How dare you for even requesting this shit on the Saturday night troll show?
How fucking dare you, dude?
I'm not playing all this shit.
It's 11 fucking minutes.
It's stupid.
It's potatoes.
Open wide.
I want Luna to shit in my talk.
Jesus.
All right, that's enough.
We've had enough.
Well, reciting the Pledge of Allegiance backwards.
All right, we've had enough.
I'm not fucking playing this.
We played five minutes of this, and that's about it.
All right, that's it.
I'm not playing any more than five minutes of that shit.
Are you fucking kidding me?
You're a fucking nightmare.
You're damn right.
That's my fucking nightmare.
And hey, Nihao, I appreciate the 25 bucks, but if you're the son of a bitch that's been making these stickers about me on my chat room, you're a piece of shit.
All right, I'm not even joking around.
If you're the asshole that's been fucking donating and doing this shit, then get the fuck out of here.
I'm not even kidding around, you fucking asshole.
All right, who the hell else do we got?
Oh, we go from bronies to now some fruit bowl anime shit.
I can guarantee you.
Maximum oxygen is the next person that requested a $20, $20, and he's already promised that this was going to be some kind of a goddamn anime bunch of bullshit.
So let's see what the hell.
Maximum Ox.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Listen, I'm losing listeners up in here, okay?
So just to incentivize people not to go anywhere, okay?
Let's go ahead and add some more lemons to the chest, okay?
Let's add some more fucking lemons to the chest.
Let me go ahead and add another, let's add another 500.
Let's add another 500 to the treasure chest here.
There it is.
Booyah.
Another 500 lemons in the chest.
And by the way, I will be opening this here.
Look, I've been on for two hours.
Let's see if we'll open it up within the hour, okay?
We're going to open it up within the hour.
So make sure that you're contributing to the chat room, you know, and you're interacting with the show so that you can get the most lemons once I distribute these sons of bitches.
All right.
How about that?
I'm a generous motherfucker.
What can I say?
Anyway, let's get to Maximum Oxygen's fucking anime bullshit.
And guess what?
Since I'm here with you on a Saturday night troll show, even though my voice is fucked up, even though I'm sitting here with you and I could be watching a goddamn UFC fight, Maximum Oxygen decides, oh, you want to fight?
I'll show you a fight here.
Here's a fight.
Anime boxing.
Anime fucking boxing.
You've got to be kidding me.
Anime fucking boxing.
And not only that, they're talking to me in this immigrant language.
I can't stand it.
Talk to me in American.
You're going to be making anime talk to me in American.
Talk to me in American.
I can't believe I'm watching this shit.
You all know I hate anime.
And y'all are rubbing it in my face because you know there's a UFC fight.
And I'd rather be watching that than be in here with this shit.
Oh my god.
This is so stupid.
This is such fucking autism.
I can't even explain it.
Hayuket!
Hayuket!
Tiger!
Tiger!
Tiger uppercunt!
Hayuket!
Tiger! Tiger! Tiger uppercunt!
Jesus.
All that for that, dude.
All that for that.
Oh, my God.
All that for that.
Oh, what a waste of time.
No wonder you fucking idiots like anime.
It fucking wastes time.
And most of you morons have more time than sense, so it's really sad.
Anyway, let's get to the next one.
Thank you, Maximum Oxygen, for rubbing it in my face with the fucking anime.
All right.
This next one is by Alexander Armstrong.
Alexander Armstrong requested this and he wants me to play it at three minutes.
All right, so let's see what the hell.
Oh, fucking hell.
Look, dude, stop fucking requesting these dumb, limey fucking game shows with dry-witted humor.
It's bad enough that I'm watching anime and I'm losing listeners up in here.
Okay?
For fuck's sake, play the shit.
Play this stupid crap.
Good God.
We just watched this dumb shit.
It's worth remembering, it's the pair with the highest score at the end of each round that gets eliminated.
So your job is to find the lowest possible score from the information you have available.
There we are.
Who keeps donating this shit?
Our first category this evening is...
It's obviously some brick ball.
It's obviously a limey.
It's a words round.
Can you all decide in your pairs?
Who's going to go first?
Who's going to go second?
And who have you?
Hey, it's not my fault.
Somebody donated this shit.
Don't blame me.
Why the fuck are you blaming me?
It's some Eurocock.
Here it comes.
We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many words ending E-E-N as a majority of the words.
How about has been?
How about that?
Please, it ends E-E-N.
As always, no proper nouns, no hyphenated words, just any English word that ends E-E-N.
Thank you very much indeed.
So, now, Shane, welcome.
How are you getting yourself?
Capitalist Polar Bear, bring back the midgets so I can laugh at them.
No, don't be a sneaker.
Do Capitalist Polar Bear?
Do not put it in their brains, dude.
Seriously, because they'll do it.
Literally a walk in the park, isn't it?
Yeah, yeah.
It's quite a solitary business, Iron Man.
I mean, do you not miss the camaraderie of the changing room?
Yeah, I think that's it.
The camaraderie of the changing rooms.
Of the changing room.
What the fuck are you talking about?
The camaraderie.
What the fuck does that mean?
What kind of fruit bowl goddamn comment is that?
Okay, now, Shane.
It's words ending E-E-N.
Evergreen?
Evergreen.
Evergreen?
Why don't you just say the word green?
Is that a good one?
Fucking dickhead.
Is this your black partner?
Let's see how many of our 100 people said evergreen.
I think it was a waizu.
Look at that.
Oh, that's a great story.
Oh, my God.
Does anybody get this stupid show?
I don't get it.
This seems like a stuffed family feud.
That's a terrific story.
How many people out there said Evergreen, boy?
How many people out there said Evergreen?
Welcome back.
It's nice to be here.
Lovely to have you here again.
Now, you're a Londoner these days.
You live in London.
You work in London.
I work in London, yes.
Hey, what's up, Job for Nine?
Long time no C. Take a look at Job for Nine dropping diamonds amidst this stupid limey show.
Job for nine.
Look at Job for Nine raining diamonds, baby.
I live to serve.
Uh-oh.
Wait, hold on.
For Capitalist Polar Bear?
Four Capitalist Polar Bear?
That's the first one.
And once again, Job for Nine, making it rain them diamonds.
Look at those diamonds.
Look at those diamonds.
My job for nine.
Cheers to Job for Nine, man.
Long time no C. Thank you for coming back.
Saturday Night Troll Show.
Making it rain them diamonds on everybody.
Cheers, man.
Cheers to Job for Nine, man.
Cheers.
Making it rain diamonds, man.
Look at it.
Lucy in the sky with diamonds.
Job nine.
Or excuse me.
Job for nine in the sky with diamonds.
Thank you, Job for Nine.
You're making this a little bit more palatable, even though I have to watch this damn stupid, limey game show.
Cheers to Job for Nine, making it rain those diamonds, baby.
Down there goes for seven.
Not bad, John.
Job for nine in the house.
Take a look at those diamonds.
Continuing to drop.
Well, this is very good.
Yes, a deep dish.
Usually a sick dish.
Thank you very much indeed, Richard.
Making It Rain Diamonds00:15:01
Sophie, welcome back to Pointless.
They got some old hag in a wheelchair.
Is that why you donated this or somebody in a wheelchair and shit?
But on what?
It's a backwards family feud.
You want to give an answer that has a low score.
Ideally, you give an answer that nobody else said.
Of course, Jackler knows.
I mean, obviously, you're the one donating this shit.
And by the way, there's an old bag in a wheelchair.
Is that why you donated this, huh?
Ha ha!
Fucking pieces of fucking garbage.
It was, yeah, two years I did.
And ghosted with a diamond.
Fuck British.
I'm not going to say that.
I'd rather see more pony cringe.
Fuck you.
Are you joking?
And who the hell?
I thought I heard somebody else donating.
Anyway, let's continue, please.
That's very exciting.
Ghosted, you're a sick buck.
I've been getting it off my own back, which is really cool.
I've been able to pick who I want to be on there and things, so it's really gonna be nice.
So check out fantastic.
What is she a fucking Irish?
She talks like she's a fucking Irish.
I'm taking up the R in between.
There's no O for me, that's fine.
There you go, so you got you.
You got the U. In between.
Let's see how many of our 100.
People said in between.
Oh, is that not good?
Oh, Sophie.
How is that two words?
I'm never going to.
We will discover shortly.
I'm afraid that scores you 100 points.
I'm sorry.
In between us, don't you?
The yeah, in between is two fucking words, you dumb bitch.
I'm afraid all two words class right now.
They're fucking two words, you dumb, stupid Irish bitch.
Hello there.
All right, so go plant some potatoes now, you fucking Irish broad.
Thank you.
You, when you went off to drama school, I gather, I read somewhere that you were told you had to neutralize your accent.
Yes, I went to drama school a long time ago.
Yeah.
And I was told that it was only the seed pronunciation which would be accepted for any jobs that I was going to do.
And capitalist polar bear with a diamond.
Ha ha, what a dumb bitch.
And cheers for job for nine once again.
Cheers to job for nine.
Try, I will, I promise.
And she turned to the rest of the class and said, Isn't that accent beautiful?
She should never get rid of it.
But she still wanted me to change as well.
She wanted me to change.
That's what she did.
Yes.
We were looking for words ending E-E-N.
Shabine.
Shabin.
Shabin.
Shabin says, Darn.
What the fuck?
I think it deserved that.
Yes.
I think it deserved a murmur.
Let's see how many of our 100 people went for Shabin.
Shabin.
100 is the high score, 3 is the low.
Oh, give me a breath.
All right.
I'm done.
I'm done with this shit.
Give me a breath.
Shabine.
What the fuck kind of word is that?
In what context do you use a shabin?
All right, that's enough.
Thank you very much, Alexander Armstrong, for fucking donating that stupid fucking garbage again.
But let's get to the next one.
We're almost done, but we're almost done.
No more donos, please, okay?
We're almost done here.
Tub guy requested this.
Oh, this should be great.
Tub guy requested this one for a $20, $20 or obligating me to watch this shit.
And what?
Oh, my God!
Six out of ten would marry.
Six out of ten would marry what?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Anyway, Tub Guy requested this video here, and I don't know what it is.
Viewer discretion is advised.
Here we go, Tub Guy.
What is this?
What the fuck?
Is this something about a fucking tub or something?
What the fuck?
Is this Oriental rap?
Fucking Oriental gangster rap.
I've seen it all, dude.
I've seen it all.
Parietal Gangster Rap, for fuck's sake.
What the fuck am I watching?
Hold on, we got another dodo in here.
These British shows really are pretty hilarious.
Here is a new one for everyone.
I don't, we don't want to hear it.
Midnight Cowboy Management and we said, stop fucking donating, for Christ's sake.
And, by the way, PP Pooh Pooh, Ha Ha dropped a diamond saying Little Chang, or is this a little redundant?
No shit, capitalist Polar bear with another diamond, 20 out of 10 would take a bath.
Jesus Christ, here's Jackler again.
Shabin, an illicit bar or club where excisable alcoholic beverages were sold without a license, as in Ghost, spends every night at the Shabine on six.
Yeah, oh yeah, fuck off, Jackler.
All right Shabine.
All right.
Your fucking mother Shabine licking my cock, all right, what do you think about that?
Anyway, ghosted with a diamond, imagine both being Ching and a Kong at once.
All right, let's listen to the rest of this stupid tub guy song, for christ's sake.
All right, dude.
This is ridiculous.
Dude, this is fucking ridiculous.
I mean, why don't you cultures like conjure up your own style of music?
Why does everybody got a bite off American ghetto fide herb in America, like this Asian, knows anything about being hood or know anything about being like gangsters?
Get the fuck out of here.
And how convenient this is a rather diversified group of girls that he's got in his tub.
Does that mean that this Asian is culturally enriched?
Now he's talking English.
Now he's talking English for get this fucking idiot out.
All right, that's enough.
What the fuck kind of shit was that tub guy?
And why the hell do you even know that video exists?
Because you're a fucking fruit bowl.
That's why, because you're a goddamn fruiter.
Jesus Christ folks, Jesus Christ.
All right, let's get to the next one here.
This next twenty dollar twenty bucker was requested by take me home daddy.
All right dude, I don't.
I don't know what the hell this is.
Take me home, daddy.
Requested this one here.
Hold on hold on.
What the fuck is this?
Hold on this.
Better not be some sick garbage dude.
Oh my god, dude.
All right anyway, here's the next twenty dollar twenty bucker.
Take me home, daddy.
Viewer, discretion is advised.
I don't know what this is.
Who the fuck donated this?
I mean, anybody who likes shit like this.
You should be physically castrated.
I'm not even joking.
Balls ripped off, Jesus Christ, i'm not even kidding me.
I'm not even kidding you, dude.
Anybody who listens to this castration.
Balls ripped the fuck off.
We don't need any more of these fucking Woody Allen butt-loving pedophiles that like shit like this.
And whoever's singing this, I hope they get cancer of the crotch.
Whoever is really singing this out, they get cancer of the crotch.
All right, that's great.
Yeah, fuck you.
I hope you get cancer of the anus.
All right.
Take me home, daddy.
You fucking piece of shit.
All right, let's get to the next one here.
Noble Savage.
Noble Savage requested this one, and he said, unforgettable Peter Steele moments.
And I think Peter Steele is a lead singer to Typo Negative.
So we'll see what's up.
Ghosted for a diamond.
This is a banger.
Yeah, you would think it was a banger, you fucking fruit bowl.
Colonel Transisco with a diamond.
Hashtag true.
I don't know, singers radio.
I don't know what the fuck you're saying.
Inuk, Inuch.
I don't know what the fuck that is there, Colonel Transisco.
All right.
Anyway, the next one is by Noble Savage.
Peter Steele moments.
All right.
Let's go ahead and take a look at this.
Put the PC shot on.
Noble Savage.
Unforgettable Peter Steele moments.
Let's take a look at this guy.
Welcome Peter Steele.
Peter Steele.
I remember when he was on the Jerry Springer show.
There's Peter Steele, the lead singer of Typo Negative.
That strikes you as rather strange.
I mean, are you up there playing?
Women are dancing, going crazy, throwing themselves at you, trying to meet you backstage.
What do you think of these women?
Well, it's odd to me because this is my job.
I'm not here to have a good time.
I'm here to pay my phone bill and, you know.
And, you know, pay the rent.
If they want to throw themselves at me, well, that's their best.
And do you take them up on it?
Do you sleep with some of them?
Have sex with some of them?
We have to take the Fifth Amendment on that.
It's not rocking.
And Colonel Transisco, Enuch equals gay with little bowls.
All right.
Curl Transisco with the style of the ball.
So I chose Ramstein from Germany because Ramstein.
So because they upset both left-wing people and right-wing people.
And they set themselves on fire.
Look at Peter Steele sweeping Pan-Tara stage.
Yeah, you're goddamn right.
Pan fucking Terra, baby.
and fucking tear up!
Redneck Dracula.
Backstage drunkard shenanigans, I can tell you that right now.
That's actually one of my favorite Peter Steele songs.
Black, black, black, black, number one.
But it's a visual thing as well.
And, you know, being that this is what I do to make money, I think it's important to at least attempt to look good on stage.
I mean, I think there's nothing worse than seeing like four or five out-of-shape guys up on stage, you know, stage and trying to be sexy and hot.
And, you know, they're ghosted with a diamond.
What the hell did you just say?
So I try to say that.
That's Jay.
All right, go fuck off, asshole.
Speaking of heaven, I actually broke this song Halloween in Heaven for Dime Beg Daryl.
And so that song is about all dead rock stars.
And I didn't want to mention his name because I didn't want it to appear that Typo Negative Peter was exploiting Daryl.
Because he was a very close friend with the band and he was actually one of Kenny's best friends.
And, you know, like what when you don't see somebody for months at a time, it's hard to believe that you're never going to see them again.
Lay into me right now at 9 o'clock in the morning.
Go ahead.
All right.
No, I'm not laying into you.
I want to ask questions.
On the first album.
Okay.
All right.
The whole first album was about your desire to kill your girlfriend and then kill yourself.
You have always had fantasies of killing yourself and killing your girlfriend.
Is that true?
More or less.
More or less.
At least you're honest enough.
I'm not sure.
Yeah, I like your honesty.
What the fuck?
And you say Kurt Cobain is your hero because he had the balls to shoot himself.
That's correct.
That is correct.
He's the depressed guy.
He had the balls.
Are you more depressed?
You're a little depressed, right?
Sometimes.
Have you gone to a psychiatrist for this problem?
Yeah, but he told me I was crazy.
He told me to get out.
I feel that the average person, normal people work for a living.
They don't live off the government's back.
They don't live off anybody's back.
They have pride.
They stand on their own two feet.
If a person chooses not to work, that's fine.
But don't go in and collect benefits because you're damn right.
Get up and get it.
You're damn right, Peter Steele.
You're goddamn right.
Get my ass out of bed into the freezing cold because I have pride.
And yet, I pay taxes so some slob can sit in bed watching cartoons.
Base Peter Steele, baby!
Base Peter Steele!
That's all I got to say to that.
Hey, thank you, Noble Savage, for donating that.
That was a great, great thing said by Peter Steele.
You know, this guy's out here.
He's busting his ass.
He's being a rock star paying his taxes.
By the way, Peter Steele is dead, by the way.
But he's paying his taxes.
Power Rangers Cosplay Bullshit00:06:19
And what?
So that some slob can stay home and watch fucking cartoons?
You're damn right.
You're damn right, Peter Steele.
Fuck these cartoon pieces of fucking watching shitheads.
And Ghost had just dropped a diamond saying baste.
You're goddamn right, beast.
Anyway, let's get to the next one here.
This is Derwicking.
We're almost done if you people would stop donating, okay?
We're almost done.
And I'll tell you what, there's already 1,700.
All right, well, there are already 1,700 lemons in the chest.
I'm going to open it here within the hour, okay?
I've already been on for almost two and a half hours.
We're going to do it within the hour here.
So everybody just bear with me, okay?
And then we're going to add some more once we empty the once we empty the damn chest.
We're going to continue doing it because why?
Because I'm a nice guy.
I'm trying to cultivate a positive community.
Yeah, right.
Anyway, here's Derwicking.
We'll round out this one to close the night.
Some bass synth with a quality stellar 80s movie.
Have a drink on this one, Ghost, and let's raid Fat Elvis or that N-word EBZ.
All right, we'll think about it.
Capitalist Polar Bear with another diamond saying lemons for the lemon god.
Thank you very much there, Capitalist Polar Bear.
All right, let's get to Derwicking.
This is supposed to be some synth, and I'm actually digging synth.
I'm digging synth so bad that I'm considering putting out a song with some synth.
I'm not even joking.
I'm not even kidding around.
So let's hear what Derwicking has in store for us on a Saturday night out here.
And let's see if we all dig this synth.
All right, what is this?
We got to wait five seconds, of course, because of YouTube.
Excuse me, I'm sorry.
Oh, yeah, I think we've seen this one before already.
Here it is.
I'll be back.
All right, here it is.
Derwicking requested this.
I'm a friend of Sierra Connolly.
I was told that she's here.
Could I see her, please?
No.
Can't see her.
She's making a statement.
Can't see her.
She's making a statement.
Ghosted equals bronies are better than weaves.
Dude, fuck both of them, ghosted.
Fucking bronies are better than we.
What the fuck are you talking about?
They're both pieces of fucking low-grade disposable road trash.
The fuck are you talking about?
I'll be back.
All right.
I'll be back.
Let's wait for the synth.
All right.
We're waiting for the synth music here.
All right.
This is a badass movie, by the way.
Although, here it is.
Here it is, Turbo Killer.
And I have a sense that most people like Synth in this broadcast.
We don't need to see a naked man, dude.
And there's Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Yeah.
This is something to lie about the Saturday night.
Fuck yeah.
Go, go, yeah!
Hey, my voice is fucked, but I still came up for the Saturday Night Troll Show because I'm a man of the people.
I'm a man of the people.
Man, this is something to dance to.
I'll tell you that.
Are they playing this in clubs?
Anyway, PP poo-poo-ha-ha with another diamond.
Diamonds for the ultra-violence.
Yeah!
Dude, I'm dancing.
And shut up.
I'm not in a wheelchair, you idiots.
I'm fucking dancing.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, go, go, go, go.
Look at them in the chat room.
They're dancing to the synth.
They're dancing to synth on this Saturday night.
Yeah!
Fuck yeah!
We got capitalist polar bear.
Bring back the fucking 80s.
You're damn right.
Trump 2020.
When Trump wins the election, it's going to be the 80s and the 20s, baby.
Watch Trump 2020.
Fuck Bernie.
Fuck Biden.
Fuck the anti-American Democrats that have done nothing since they've taken over the House of Representatives.
Fuck them all.
fuck all the anti-american democrats it's trump 2020 and don't you ever forget about it All right, dude, that was some pretty good synth if I didn't say so myself, man.
Bring Back The Eighties00:03:09
Cheers to Derwicking.
Let me tell you, we were jamming there for a second, baby.
We were jamming, if I don't say so myself, all right?
Anyway, let me go ahead and get to Bonzie Buddy.
We're almost done, dude.
I'm not even joking around.
I mean, no more donos, please, all right?
Bonzie Buddy requested this one and said, and now for something completely different.
Okay, let's see what Bonzie Buddy's got in store up in here.
What is this?
What the hell?
Hold on.
What the fuck?
Are you fucking joking me?
Oh, God, dude.
Right after some kick-ass synth, you got Bonzie Buddy with fucking idiots on a stage in Power Rangers cosplay playing a fucking just play this shit, this cosplay Power Ranger bullshit.
Are you kidding?
This is fucking stupid.
Oh, my God.
I mean, are you fucking kidding me?
They're fucking cosplaying at the Power Rangers and the fucking, at the Transformers.
I mean, what the fuck?
What a way to pussy fucking whip the Transformers, dude.
Yeah, thanks a lot, Bonzi, buddy.
shit sucks a cock with it just by the looks of it all right he's fucking cosplaying pieces of trash And look at the small venue they're playing.
There's barely like 25 people there.
And they've got a bitch, singer.
Hey.
And they've got a bitch singer.
Are you shitting me?
Oh, God.
Are you a god?
Go go power rangers.
What the fuck?
Go go power rangers.
I mean, this is cringe as fuck.
Go go power rangers.
You might even want to power rangers.
This is cringe as fuck.
Go go power rangers.
Transformer cosplayers singing power rangers.
Does this make any kind of sense to you?
Go-go power rangers.
You might even power rangers.
Jesus Christ.
Ghosted with a diamond.
Don't dare hate ghost.
This was cash as a kid.
That was cash as a kid.
Are you fucking kidding me?
No kids should be watching that for Christ's sake.
These are fucking old pieces of trash trying to rekindle their childhood.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, and guess what?
Transformer Cosplayers Singing00:15:01
Rocksmith dude, it's Rocksmith Dude's turn.
Remember, he donated $40.40, obligating me to watch two, two YouTube videos.
And you know, I love when Rocksmith Dude donates.
He's always hooking it up with a Rocksmith badass song.
So let's hear what Rocksmith is saying here.
He said, smoke them if you got them.
Sublimes, smoke two joints and drink to Johnny Lee Hooker's One Bourbon.
Fucking party.
Play in whatever order or vote.
We're just going to play them in the order that you donated them in there, Rocksmith.
Here we go, Rocksmith Dude.
All right, Rocksmith Dude.
And it looks like we got a little bit of sublime here.
I love whoever the hell Rocksmith Dude is.
Cheers to you.
I love when you donate these.
Let's hear a little bit of Sublime, shall we?
Two joints.
Matter of fact, I should break out the damn pipe right now.
She was living in a single room with three other people.
I should break.
Where's my pipe?
Where's my pipe?
I'm going to go ahead and do that right now.
He only knows what they were up to in there.
I have this fucking pipe here.
Let me empty this.
There's nothing wrong with a little bit of pot, dude.
All right.
Even though it's illegal in Texas, I still do.
It doesn't matter.
You can't stop me, baby.
A little bit of sublime, baby.
Here, let me get my bag and go.
Hell yeah.
Who likes sublime in here, man?
I actually like their first album.
I don't know about their new stuff.
I smoke two joints, baby.
You know, I'm a little bit, how dare I say a little jewy when it comes to smoking joints because I'd rather smoke a pipe.
You know, smoking joints is a little wasteful.
That's just my opinion.
Capitalist polar bear with a diamond.
Slublime is the shit.
Cheers to Capitalist Polar Bear, baby.
We're jamming on a Saturday night, and I want to say cheers to everybody who's listening to me on this Saturday night.
You rock, baby.
We chairman.
We jamming.
Here, I'm going to smoke right now.
All right, cheers to everybody out there who's listening.
I'm smokin' from my pipe.
Pulled it in, let it hit the brain.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Ah, shit.
Oh, man.
Shit.
I need a tissue.
Give me a tissue, man.
Oh, shit, dude.
Please excuse me.
I gotta blow my honker.
Every time I take the first hit of tetrahydrocannabinol, this does, this happens.
Colonel Transisco with a diamond, he's...
He said, My favorite song is Santeria.
That isn't a bad song.
I like that song Summer Time.
That's a badass song.
Anyway, that one right there was by Rocksmith Dude.
Cheers to Rocksmith Dude.
And he did a double.
He did a back-to-back.
So let's hear what Rocksmith Dude played, wanted to play for the second video here.
Cheers to Rocksmith Dude again.
I love these.
Let's see, which one's this one here?
Oh, man.
How about a little bit of Johnny Lee Hooker?
How about a little bit of Johnny Lee Hooker?
Oh, ho, ho, ho.
This isn't that song, by the way.
This is one bourbon, one scotch, one beer, baby.
I love classic blues, baby.
A little bit of Johnny Lee Hooker, a little bit of muddy water.
Anyone ever heard of muddy water?
Cheers to muddy water.
A little bit of bow diddly.
One bourbon.
One scotch.
And one beer.
One bourbon.
One scotch.
A little bit of Johnny Lee Hooker blues, baby.
Let me have another smoke, and we're going to.
I'm going to hook it up with another scotch.
I'm going to hook it up with another scotch, baby.
Listen to a little bit of Johnny Lee Hooker on this Saturday night, and I'm feeling mellow.
I'm feeling great.
I'm going to smoke this.
Getting high.
Getting high, baby.
Getting high, getting mellow.
Hold it in, let it hit the brain.
I looked on the wall.
A little bit of muddy water.
A little bit of Johnny Lee Hooker.
A little bit of Bo Diddley.
A little bit of BBK, baby.
Blues for life.
What do you want, John?
There, I'm pouring me another scotch.
I'm going to gargle with the scotch so we can help my voice here.
Give me another shot, baby.
We're doing this.
We're drinking like some big balls, man, tonight, baby.
Woo!
Yeah.
I'm doing nothing but taking shots, baby.
Taking shots.
Yeah.
Motherfuckers, like I'm taking fire sales and shit.
I'm going to take this shot right out here.
Cheers to all the people that are listening to me on this Saturday night troll show.
I love each and every one of you.
Even if you hate me, I love you, baby.
We listen to a little bit of blues.
Before I drink it, I'm going to gargle it so I can help the voice.
Everybody ready?
Cheers, baby.
Hold on, pause this.
I think we got another dono.
Hold on, I'll wait till it ends.
I'll wait till it ends.
Woo, yeah!
I was gargling that goddamn scotch, baby.
It's helping the voice.
I tell you that right now.
It helps the voice, baby.
Anyway, thank you very much, Rocksmith Dude.
And wait a minute.
No, wait a minute.
Bonzi Buddy, you fucking requested another goddamn video.
God damn it.
Replay is dono since we missed it, right?
You're not going to be charged twice, dude.
I'm just replaying it so everybody can see it, Bonzie Buddy.
A bit of the 80s.
A bit of the 80s.
All right, we can work.
We can live with that.
All right.
We can live with that.
How many more of these do I've got?
I've got one, two, three, four more.
I've got four more to go.
So I'd kindly like to ask each and every one of you to please just stop donating, okay?
And then we can get to some Thea things.
All right, all right, please.
I'm not, you know, I'm trying to kindly ask.
All right, we only got four more.
I'm not joking.
What is this?
Heinzberg.
Heinzberg.
Heisenberg.
Why are you smoking marijuana when you can smoke my product?
99.1% pure meth.
Get the fuck out.
That's fucking methamphetamine, dude.
I mean, that is the poor man's cocaine, you know?
And the only reason why people do meth is because they can't afford cocaine.
You know, they're fucking Po.
They're Po in America.
Anyway, let me see.
We've got, let me see.
If we could get past these donos, I'll go ahead and open up the treasure chest and everybody will have a little bit of piece of what's in there.
How much is in the treasure chest?
1.7k lemons.
That's 1,700 lemons.
So that'll be dispensed here within the hour.
So just chill with us.
And by the way, try to interact with us in the chat room.
The more you interact with us in the chat room, the more likely you're probably going to get more lemons when I open up the chest.
Just a reminder.
And ghosted with another diamond.
I spank my meat.
Well, you didn't need to tell me that, dude.
You fucking sick pervert.
Who's next here?
$20, 20 bucker.
This one was requested by Besmirch the Merch.
Besmirch the Merch requested this.
First ever power ballad and maybe the best.
All right, let's take a look at what Besmirch the Merch is talking about up in here.
First ever power ballad and maybe the best.
Wait a minute.
Jesus Christ, dude.
I'm going to let y'all take a look at it for yourselves, okay?
Once again.
Oh, wait, hold on.
Hold on.
And then thank you once again, Capitalist Polar Bear.
Suck my lemons.
Cheers to Capitalist Polar Bear.
Hold on.
What is this?
Wait a minute.
This is.
This is the Carpenters.
It's the Carpenters.
Isn't this the bitch that died of fucking anorexia?
Isn't this the bitch that ate nothing but carrots and then started turning orange?
I mean, I really feel bad for Karen Carpenter.
Don't get me wrong.
Shelby's had some fucking nutcase problems, but how the fuck are you going to die from not eating when there's fucking, you live in Western civilization and there's food everywhere?
I mean, I really like the Carpenters, dude.
They made some very like heartfelt music.
But give me a fucking break with this whole, you know, I'm anorexic.
I live in Western civilization where we have grocery stores filled with food.
But you know what?
I don't give a shit.
I want to be thin.
And by the way, ST Mike the Meme Genie donated a diamond from KG Lars R Sponsar.
I don't know what the fuck.
I don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean.
I don't even know what the hell you're trying to make me say there, fucking S.T. Mike.
I like that one fucking Carpenter song.
We've only just begun to live.
I like that song.
And look at all these fucking millennial and Gen Zers.
No, this is fucking boomer shit.
Yeah, fuck you, all right?
boomer music is the best music boy boomer music is the best music You all know it.
But for now, this is my soul.
And it's goodbye to love.
We've only just begun to live.
I love that song, dude.
I'm sorry.
Once again, Besmirch the Merch requested this.
Somebody says I'm a gangster rap kind of guy.
I hear you.
I've got a very wide range of music.
I got a wide range of music.
I like a whole bunch of stuff.
I love boomer music.
I like country music.
Old country, not this new fucking shit.
Figure it out.
a little bruise, you know that shit.
I like classical.
You know, I like metal.
You know, I go to Mexican restaurants out here in San Antonio, and there's every fucking Mexican restaurant has a mariachi.
So I've learned to like mariachi music as well.
You know, I don't like it when the mariachis are like, yeah, you know, can we play for you, senor?
But I like their music.
Anyway, besmirch the merch.
Cheers to you, man.
Thank you very much for that carpenter song.
And this one right here is for Capitalist Polar Bear, apparently.
Somebody donated this and said, this is for Capitalist Polar Bear.
I live to serve, he says.
Okay, so Capitalist Polar Bear, somebody, I don't know, you got a fan somewhere saying this is for you.
Hold on, is this the, is this right?
Is it, oh, Jesus fucking Christ, man.
Play it.
Just fucking just play the shit.
All right.
What?
BESMIRCH THE MERCH!
Since you like it.
Yeah, since I like it.
All right.
Thank you very much.
Anyway, we're going back to a video that had already been fucking, you know, donated.
And since this is 45 minutes long and we only played four and a half minutes, we're going to continue playing it.
Once again, this is for Capitalist Polar Bear, and I get why, because he wanted to see the midget.
So here it is.
Here's the midget.
Playing It Safe Here00:05:02
I'll go to the next one.
I'll try Carry On Doctor.
Is Carry On Doctor a television answer?
fucking little shit this is affirmative action type of employment why Why the fuck would you put a little midget as a game show host?
Why would you put a midget as a game show host?
Seriously, dude.
Oh my God.
And what is this?
Capitalist Brown nose.
Capitalist Brown nose her.
Hey, BFF Ghost, your asshole smells so good.
Did you eat corn?
Maybe we can eat some Wendy's chili.
Oh, jeez, dude, shut up, all right?
And by the way, I ate chili dogs today, so I'm sure, you know, you'll love it.
All right, you'll love it.
Some fucking Wolf brand chili dogs.
I like that shit.
And also Dennis's last chance to overrule.
Professions, professions.
A fucking midget.
A midget game show.
Yeah.
Look at it.
He's got a little Tonka toy body.
And then God decided let's throw on a 78-pound fucking head.
Can you help Derek with an answer here?
Let's just give him a Tonka toy body and let's throw on a 78-pound fucking head.
What do you think about that?
You don't have to take his answer.
Yes, I'll accept it.
You're trusting Neil with this?
I am trusting Neil, yeah.
He's older than me.
He's trusting Neil.
and a place in the final.
Is carry-on constable our fifth tenable answer?
Carry-on constable?
Carry-on, Constable?
Yes.
What?
I don't even get this show, dude.
I mean, these fucking Britbom game shows are stupid.
We'll also add that one thing.
They're fucking stupid, well.
Thank you very much.
Now, sir, you can stop here if you wish, but there are still five carry-on films up there left to reveal.
If you think you know more, you can play on.
Your next correct answer is worth £2,500.
But do be warned, if you play on, you'll be on your own.
I'm telling you, look at this fucking midget.
This guy, I mean, it's a punishment.
This is God's punishment being a life.
You might as well have a guess here.
I'm going to go for another one.
Yep.
His hand is coming out of his armpit, this fucking midget.
Carry on, cowboy.
For £2,500, is Carry-On Cowboy a tenable answer?
It's a fucking punishment to be a midget because God purposely makes your arms fucking five inches too short to whack your own fucking bag.
To wax your own carriage.
If that isn't a punishment, I don't know what is.
So that's £2,500 into your prize fund.
And you still have that life as well.
Your next correct answer is worth £5,000.
£5,000, really?
I'm going to go ahead and do it.
Oh, golly.
Carry-on nurse.
Let's have a look.
For £5,000 now, Derek.
Is Carry-On Nurse a tenable answer?
Carry-on nurse?
Capitalist Polar Bear with another diamond.
That, thanks for the dono.
I needed a laugh.
Capitalist Polar Bear, thanking the person that donated this.
It is well played.
So, Derek, that's £5,000 into your prize fund now.
Your next correct answer is worth £10,000.
Capitalist Polar Bear with another diamond.
I want to punt Willow like a football.
Don't you want to do that to most midgets?
Don't you want to like kick them right in their ass and see if they'll fucking like float in the air for a few seconds like a football?
Look, for £10,000, is Carry-On Driver 100?
Don't you want to like toss a midget?
Like, you know, midget tossing.
Y'all ever seen midget tossing before?
I've seen it before.
A major fail.
Major fail, baby.
I think I'll stop Borick there.
Thank you.
Are you sure?
I'm sure.
Yeah.
You're going to play it safe here.
I'm going to play it safe here.
Okay.
So, Derek, you've decided to take the money.
We'll add that.
He's going to take the money and run from this midget.
Let's reveal these missing answers, shall we?
Team over there on the bench.
You've been carry on teaching.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Not another fucking dono, dude.
No.
Dark me magician, girl.
Be a good boy.
Dark me magician.
Where the fuck did she come from?
I thought she got lost in the kitchen and she's been there for a while.
What she found her way out?
Fucking Dark Me Magician Girl found her way out of the kitchen.
All right, play a couple more seconds of this midget and we're moving on here.
Carry on private.
Private.
Entice You People To Stay00:10:42
Just want you to have a look.
What's behind number nine?
Carry on again, Doctor.
No.
Oh, no.
I knew that.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Carry on, teacher.
Carry on, teacher.
All right.
This has been good.
It's been on for 4,000 folks.
All right.
Congratulations.
All right.
Fuck off, Midget.
All right.
Get the hell out of here before I fucking put your goddamn food on the top shelf.
Anyway, let me see.
We were almost done, folks.
We were literally almost done.
But of course, everybody's got to be, you know.
I want attention and I'm going to get so anyway.
We've got Midnight Cowboy Management.
And let me see.
One, two, three, four more.
We got four more.
So what I'm going to do here is since I promised I would empty the treasure chest within the hour, that's exactly what I'm going to do.
And I'm going to do it here right now.
All right.
But before I do, it's already 12 midnight, which means it's already 1 a.m. technically because it's daylight savings in America.
You're supposed to push your clock forward one hour after midnight tonight.
So what I'm going to do here is I'm going to go ahead and get some more beer.
All right.
That's what the fuck we're getting right now.
All right.
We're going to get some fucking beer up in here and get started.
I mean, the night's still young.
Even though the damn night went ahead an hour, the night's still fucking young.
All right.
I'm loving it.
All right.
Let's get this fucking beer going on here.
And by the way, I got a mixture of both cans and bottles today of Stella Artos.
And like I said, I've got a hell of a deal from this liquor store that I go to, man.
They give me great deals.
Buy two 12 packs, get one free.
So you know what time it is, baby.
And hey, aren't you glad that I just pulled through and decided to go ahead and continue with the broadcast, even though my damn voice was shot?
And by the way, gargling with scotch does help.
Gargling with scotch does help the voice.
If you happen to have your voice.
Oh, God.
Sorry, dude.
Sorry.
Yeah, you look sorry.
You look fucking sorry.
Fucking piece of shit.
Hot shot.
What do you mean a hot shot?
All right, folks.
Here, let me take one more hit from the smoke and then we're going to open up the chest.
And then we're going to go on and continue with the videos that we have.
No more donos, dude.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Give me a smoke here.
That's what I'm talking about.
Get to hold it in.
Let it hit the brain.
And for all you idiots.
For all you idiots that are saying that you don't need to hold it in, you're a fucking idiot.
You're wasting marijuana.
You are wasting marijuana.
And how fucking dare you, okay?
How fucking dare you?
Give me my fucking drink.
Really good.
All right, folks.
Everybody who's been chilling in here with me tonight, I want to thank you by opening up this treasure chest.
So I'm going to open it up.
It has got 1.7, which is 1,000.
What?
In the field of local live hall entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Daylight savings doesn't end until 2 a.m. Easter.
Dumbass boomer.
No, dude, my shit just fucking went forward.
What are you talking about?
All right.
My shit automatically went forward.
So shut up, Midnight Cowboy Management.
Just shut the fuck up.
Anyway, Colonel Transisco with a diamond.
Get on with it, you bloody handbone.
Hey, look, I'll get on with it when I want to get on with it.
That's such a thing.
You idiots that keep coming at me and talking shit to me in chat room.
I'm not going to fucking, I'm not going to hurry up.
I'm not going to fucking.
Whenever you're snapping your fucking fingers, I'm not going to sit over here and fucking allow you people to do this to me and think that I'm just going to hop, skip, and jump whenever you fucking idiots say so.
Do you understand me?
Oh, God.
And by the way, stop counting my shekels, dude.
I've made a couple of hundred bucks tonight, and you fucking people are talking shit.
Good God.
All right, let's go ahead and open up the chest in five, four, three, two, one.
Here we go.
1.7.
That's 1,700 lemons being distributed right now.
And I'm going to tell you, each and everybody who has gotten a little bit of the lemons and who got the most lemons.
I like for you to post whatever lemons you got, if you could, here in the chat room now.
All right.
We're now distributing the lemons right now.
Everybody ready?
And it should already distribute any minute.
Here, let's go ahead and take a chug of beer while we're waiting for the lemons to be distributed.
How about that?
All right, here we go.
Gears fan for the world with 200 lemons.
Venom Snake TV, 118 lemons.
You're lucky you're still in here, you piece of shit.
Mrs. Captain, Mrs. Captain content.
Fucking hate Captain content, that stupid fucking immigrant.
Anyway, 86.2 lemons.
Mrs. Ghost.
Oh, dude, y'all are fucking trolling out.
Mrs. Ghost, some idiot named Mrs. Ghost trying to pretend to be my wife.
68.7 lemons to Mrs. Fucking Ghost.
And Aura Aura with 57 fucking lemons.
Good God.
Anyway, I hope that y'all are happy.
But guess what?
To entice you people, to entice you people to stay with me here for the next hour or so, I'm going to add another thousand to the fucking chest.
I'm going to add another thousand lemons to the chest.
Booyah!
Oh, what the hell?
Hey, ghost, glad I could catch you before I go to work.
Cheers for the advice.
I'll be sure to use it on the coffee date today with that girl.
I hope so there, Fudge.
I might just join the IC.
Hey, there's again Ghost.
That would be great, by the way.
I talked extensively to the IC the other day.
Had a great group talk.
I mean, I love being a part of the IC, man.
Cheers to Fudge Capitalists, and good luck to you on your date.
Capitalist Polar Bear with a Diamond.
Here's some lemons, you needy fucks.
All right.
All right.
Where are we at here?
Where are we at?
Okay.
Let's go ahead and get to the next $20, $20.
We've already reloaded the treasure chest with another $1,000.
So, you know, that just will help you guys stick around.
Doki Doki Hebrew might fuck around and join the chat.
You should.
It's a badass chat room, dude.
As a matter of fact, we had a great chat yesterday.
I'm always in the chat room.
So if you ever want to chat with me, all you got to do is donate $55.66 in a text-to-speech donation one time, no more, no less.
And I will invite you to the Go Show Saturday Night Troll Show right after I'm done with this broadcast.
So anyway, AK Talk with a Diamond.
Here y'all go.
So people are dropping diamonds, man.
People are dropping lemons so that they could even add to the chest, all right?
Anyway, here it is.
Let's get to the next $20, $20 bunker.
This is requested by Midnight Cowboy Management.
These British shows are pretty hilarious.
Here's a new one for us.
Jesus Christ.
Fucking Midnight Cowboy Management.
It's bad enough that we saw all this midget one.
What's this one, huh?
What the hell is this one?
Jesus Christ, put the PC shot on.
This is requested by Midnight Cowboy Management.
Play the shit.
What is this?
Most shocking coat through moments.
What did you ask?
Do you remember even?
Excuse me have you got a this bitch tattooed shit happens on her ass You asked for that to be placed on your bottom.
Uh-huh.
This bitch.
Can I see a picture, please?
Yes, let's see a picture.
She put shit happens on her ass cheek.
I thought it was going to be please.
I need a moment.
Do you mind?
Yes.
The first word is blurred.
Shit happens on her ass cheek.
The tattoo itself, please.
How fucking drunk do you have?
And look at that fucked up fucking tattoo.
That's horrible.
Oh my god.
It looks like a little kid put it on with crayon.
This is permanent.
I'm horrified by what I've seen.
I'm not happy with it.
You're not happy with it?
I think that's the least of the problems.
The fact that this teenager nearly died, this will stop you doing pranks.
Is that right?
Well, we did do one after.
On who?
Me.
What did you do?
Gears fan with a diamond.
Something only Use Me Blade would end up doing.
Either go for a car wash or get a display firework rocket and tie it to my penis and shoot it out.
My, oh my god, picture as well, Venom snake with a diamond.
I know you hate me, but here's a diamond.
Well cheers, I've got a picture of this.
Yes, you tell me Harry, what this further prank involved, him shooting a firework out of his farm.
Oh my god.
Capless polar bear with a diamond.
The slut deserved it.
The boy Jake with a diamond.
GX, baby.
Any more of you, I'm afraid I think you're an absolute moron card.
I'm prepared for Tony to stay here, but get out out.
No shit.
I mean, come on, man.
These people are trying to pretend that they're scuffed jackass.
Step Away From Participating00:05:37
Seven sequid a day.
I presume you weren't working, or were you?
Um, I was, and I ended up losing my job through this.
So you helped me with what a typical day would have been like.
Um get.
Pour alphetamine on me on the waiter bits.
You would get up in the morning and on your cereal and put amphetamine.
Yeah.
He would sprinkle meth on his cereal.
Are you fucking kidding me?
So you thought there was something that was not quite right.
What happened?
Why did you move out?
What was the straw that broke the camel's back?
The straw was I was in the kitchen one time and he walked in and there was no stuff on the slab and of course he saw it was me and he made a comment.
It was like dumb dyke.
Excuse me?
Yeah, like dumb dyke.
Yeah, you dumb dyke.
So what?
Okay, how just to be clear.
So what?
Was that a reference to the fact that you are gay?
It is very female partner severely yes, but my sexuality it wasn't a way back then.
When did he become aware as far as you're concerned about that?
How long before this argument?
Um about November, December.
When did you become aware?
You dumb dyke, shut up.
You can't even sputter out what you fucking want to mean to say.
And you know, look at this black guy.
You could tell this guy doesn't wear any kind of ties.
Any schmuck that wears a tie that leaves any room like this in the shirt is a fucking idiot, all right?
Seriously.
I mean, it shows that you're disingenuous and this is the only fucking get up that you have of this nature.
Leave the house, Jesus Christ.
August, was the fact that Kafire was a gay woman, did that in any way color your judgment and your feeling towards her and your home?
So what if it did?
I wasn't comfortable with the whole idea and I didn't think it was right.
So what if it did?
At that stage, did you communicate that to her in any way?
No, I didn't.
I mean, what if this guy doesn't like a tuna fish smell every time this bitch talks at him?
I mean, come on.
I mean, I've been raped.
Ah, Christ, dude.
Oh, God.
What now?
That one anonymous guy.
What?
Hey, ghost, how's it going?
I passed out at work yesterday, but my base hella cool and paid me 60% of the three hours of work I missed.
Anyway, cheers to you, ghost.
Are you kidding me?
Your boss should be fired for allowing me to watch.
Your boss should be fired.
Oh, my God.
Patiently waiting.
Hey, ghost, this is my last donation to the show.
Most likely been dealing with a family member's falling health that has unfortunately been determined to be likely hereditary.
It's time to step away from participating.
Well, that shit, that shit sucks, patiently waiting, dude.
Anyway, you don't have to donate, man.
Just chill with us in the chat room, man.
I appreciate you either way, just as long as you're listening.
So cheers for the dono, and I hope everything is okay with your family member.
And I hope that the hereditary thing doesn't happen for a long, long period of time.
All right.
I know how that works.
So anyway, it doesn't matter patiently waiting, just as long as we see you in the chat room.
All right, man.
Cheers to you.
And then we got a two buck from the Empire, the fake dark meme magician girl that donated.
Okay, so it's a fake, it's a fake dark meme magician girl.
All right.
Anyway, patiently waiting, dude.
I really hope that everything's okay with you, dude.
I know you've been a big fan of the show, so don't worry about donating, man.
Just as long as you chill here with me in the chat room and I get to see you.
Don't use this as an opportunity to kind of, you know, isolate yourself.
Come chill with us.
Everything's all good, man.
Anyway, let's listen to a couple of more minutes of this one limey courtroom shit and we'll move on here.
I just was still thinking that maybe it's all a dream or it's not really happening or she isn't, you know.
What do you mean she isn't?
You thought that it was just a phase of some sort?
I can't get it, to be honest, because I don't understand that process.
I don't understand why she would be.
I mean, there are so many, there are so many guys around, and why can't she be with a man?
Because there are men like me out there, and I just feel like she should be able to find someone.
I think that's absolutely accurate.
What the hell?
So, ooh, about that.
Anyway, we've done five minutes of this.
Thank you very much to Midnight Cowboy Management for.
I'm glad it wasn't a game show.
I'm glad it was at least a court show.
And look, every time I say we're almost done, we get more and more fucking donations, dude.
So please, seriously, I mean, let's stop with the donations, please.
All right.
God damn, dude.
I mean, every time I say that, you know, it never ends.
All right.
Anyway, Bonzie Buddy chilling with us today.
He donated another $20, $20, and he said this is some 80s, huh?
Some 80s here.
So let's see what kind of 80s Bonzie Buddies is into here.
All right.
Anyway, here it is.
And by the way, Bonzie Buddy, weren't you the one that fucking donated that goddamn Transformer Power Ranger shit?
Stop With The Donations00:02:59
And hold on, what is this?
That one anonymous guy.
I had to because I hit my head and was sent to the earth.
Okay.
Oh, that's why you lazed around at work.
You got, all right, all right.
Well, that explains it.
Cheers to that.
All right.
If you hit your head, you don't want to be working when you're under, you know, under some very strenuous health issues.
All right, Bonzie Buddy, a little bit of 80s here.
A little bit of 80s from Bonzie Buddy.
uh yeah this is definitely 80s i mean this this is just quintessential 80s just how the whole damn song is constructed Let's listen to how it's sung and see if it's a still little 80s here.
When darkness falls, leaving chaddles in the night.
Oh, the 80s, the fucking 80s, dude.
Remember, when Trump wins his re-election, the 80s are coming back.
It's going to feel just like the 80s.
Everybody's going to have money in their pocket.
You know, there's going to be, I hope, much more creativity in the music, movie, film arena, you know, internet arena.
I think that IRL streaming is going to take off.
There's a lot of things that are going to happen.
And I can't wait.
I can't fucking wait.
Trump 2020, baby.
Turn your cover to the cold.
Don't be ashamed.
Hey, unaborted.
If you got money right now, it's because of Trump, baby, all right?
Fucking Obama ruined it for everybody.
Trump brought it back, baby.
Trump brought it back.
I love you, Donald Trump.
And by the way, I would follow Donald Trump into hell.
Wait, everybody's dancing.
Of course, team scares.
You're one to say something is gay.
The day your balls drop and you have a little bass in your voice, then you'll have some room to say that shit.
And what's up, Shark Attack 19?
Whatever mood you're in, sometimes you're in a good mood and like, hey, ghost, yay!
Trump Brought It Back00:07:01
And then it's like, fuck you, Ghost.
Hey, what's up, WTXN?
Hey, Mr. Person, where the fuck did you get that fucking sticker?
Who the fuck put that fucking sticker up, dude?
Who the fuck did that shit?
You can't run with us.
You son of a bitch.
Yeah, you fucking son of a bitch.
You know what the fuck that means, you fucking piece of shit.
We are free.
Fuck you, dude.
Fuck all of you.
Yeah, now everybody's posting it.
Everybody's like, yeah, how about this ghost, huh?
How about this ghost?
wow wow wow anyway bonzie buddy requested this trying to recant a little bit of 80s Some of that 80s feel.
And stop posting that damn fucking sticker in the chat room, dude.
Fucking piece of shit.
I'm telling you, these motherfuckers, man, these goddamn motherfuckers.
All right, we've got Besmirch the Merch here with another $20, $20.
Let's see what the hell Besmirch the Merch requested once again, obligating me to watch a YouTube video up in here.
Aww, aww.
You know what, Besmirch the Merch?
Thank you very much.
Oh, shit!
We got a new member to the Saturday Night Troll Show!
Go show chat room!
The final Super 80s fan!
Another member of the Saturday Night Troll Show!
Go show chat room!
Cheers, baby!
In all seriousness, from some of my comments, I appreciate your content and find you to be one of the last beacons of common sense in this sick country.
Well, thank you, Super 80s fan.
And by the way, I will email you in the email address that you use to purchase that text-to-speech, Super 80s fan.
I will email you on that email address an invitation to the Go Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room.
And let me tell you something right now, man.
Everybody who's in there, we have a great fucking time, except for Pettis.
Pettis just sits there and just like listens.
I wish he would participate a little more, but he has a little bit of a faggy voice.
So he's like, I don't know, intimidated or something.
I mean, while all of us have big cocks in the chat room, he has a little bit of a wee wee.
So anyway, regardless, we're going to have a good time.
I will email you a invitation to the Go Show Saturday Night Troll Show chat room right after.
Once again, right after this show.
And look at, oh, Pettis, yeah, join the chat room so we can make fun of your voice.
Yeah.
Fuck you, Pettis.
You make fun of me fucking seven ways from Sunday, dude.
Don't fucking sit here and try to talk shit now because he's making fun of my little Fruit Bowl voice.
And it hurts me.
It hurts me bad.
Anyway, let's get to Besmirch the Merch.
And cheers to Besmirch the Merch for requesting this $20, $20 because I just talked about it.
We've only just begun to live.
I love this song.
I love this song.
We've only just begun to live.
Oh, man.
I mean, this is a beautiful fucking music.
I mean, poor Karen Carpenter for having fucking anorexia.
She was just such a beautiful fucking eloquent singer.
R.I.P. Karen Carpenter.
You should have ate just a little more.
So you should have.
We should have ate just a little bit more.
We've only...
Here, let me put some reverb.
Anyway, that's enough.
Sorry.
My voice is fucked up today.
You guys are lucky I even showed up today.
She stopped eating because she was a fat Jew.
Who the fuck said that in the chat room?
What the fuck kind of comment was that?
Oh, it's Andrew Metawolf.
Get this fucking Andrew Metawolf out of here.
You know, I'm tired of this fucking get him out.
Get him the fuck out.
This guy fucking pisses me off.
AK Talk with the Diamond.
R.I.P. Hawkeye.
Fucking hate that idiot.
I've already banned him three times.
He's a piece of shit.
Working together day to day.
Sitting over here trying to listen to Karen Carpenter, man.
We're going to be just begun to live.
I mean, come on, man.
Take the reverb off the fucking shit.
So much of life ahead.
We'll find a place where there's room to grow.
And yes, we've just begun.
Hey, dude, I'm sorry.
My voice is fucked up.
I told people before the show in the chat room that I was thinking about fucking, you know, not doing the show.
And then they started complaining, calling me a pussy.
And, you know, I'm a fucking lazy bastard.
And I'm a fucking moron and all that shit.
So I had to show up and I had to fucking, you know, I had to tell them.
I had to tell them that, boy, I ain't no punk.
All right.
OG ghost ain't no punk.
OG ghost ain't no punk.
So I'm here, unfortunately, with a fucked up voice because it never got never got better from Thursday.
Anyway, who else do we have here?
We got Dark Meme Magician Girl.
Now, apparently, this is the fake Dark Meme Magician Girl.
Calling Me A Pussy00:15:48
Okay.
Hey, what's up, SD Mike the Meme Genie with a Diamond?
I'm a moron.
Yeah, fuck you, you fucking idiot.
All right.
Anyway, once again, Dark Me Magician Girl, the fake one, apparently.
Be a good boy, all right?
What the hell does that mean?
All right.
What the hell does that?
This better not be the same fuck.
Oh, Jesus fucking Christ, man.
The same fucking stupid show.
The same stupid fucking midget show with this stupid fucking midget.
The stupid limey midget.
Ah, fucking shit, man.
That's just what you said.
This show's stupid, man.
I can't fucking tell you.
I can't work that out.
I can't play fucking in the final.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
So, team, look at this.
You've got £5,000 in your prize funds so far.
Let's see if we can add to that.
It's time to look at your next top 10.
The 10 EFL Championship and League One teams in 2018-2019 whose names begin with the letter B.
So Dennis, as team captain, you need to decide which team member is the best person for this one.
I'm thinking Neil.
Are you?
Yes.
Neil, it's time to play Tenable.
Neil, welcome to the game.
Thank you, Warwick.
How are you, sir?
I'm fine, yeah.
Great.
Now, you told us you'd love to visit the Far East.
Anywhere in particular?
I'd like to go to Vietnam and Cambodia.
All right, yeah.
A lot of my friends have been there and reported great things about it.
I'm really fascinated with the Far East and just how different people are.
Great Yarmouth, for example.
So are you ready to play tenable?
I am as ready as I will ever be.
Here's your top 10.
The 10 EFL Championship and League One teams in 2018-2019 whose names begin with the letter B. We're looking for the 10 football teams in the 2018-2019 season in the EFL Championship or EFL League One whose name begins with the letter B.
The championship and League One are the second and third.
Shit, are lucky I even came back.
I'm not even joking, right?
You're lucky I even came back.
I was this close to just aiming the whole fucking shit.
Best of luck.
And Capitalist Polar Bear with another diamond.
I want to swing him in by the arms and shot put him.
Look, I'm sorry that you folks have to watch this stupid fucking brick bong, dry wit, fucking humor shit, but somebody donated $20.20 again to watch the same fucking show.
The same late, the same bullshit.
Stupid fucking midget.
Yes, it is.
Good work.
I'm sorry, folks.
Let me take the last drink of this first beer I cracked open while I look at this fucking midget with a little tonka toy body and a 78-pound fucking head.
You're two away from £1,000 and a place in the final.
You've still got your life.
You've got two Nominates, and Team Captain Dennis has that overall bum.
I think I need to nominate.
Who would you like to nominate?
Dennis.
Dennis.
Hey, Olive Yakshloff, you're headed to bed.
It's Saturday fucking night.
What are you talking about?
Blackburn Rovers.
Olive only just speaker.
Let's have a look.
Is Blackburn Rovers a tenable answer?
Here, there's a new Andrew Metal Wolf.
Fucking make that.
Get that guy out of here.
Definite mute that idiot.
I don't want any of the fucking Andrew Metal Wolf.
Get him out of here.
He's already out before he even came in.
Excellent work from the captain.
Oh, Jesus.
Not another one, dude.
Another fucking another $20, $20 by Midnight Cowboy Management.
Of course.
Dude, please stop donating, dude.
Please stop donating.
I'm not, this is not fucking reverse psychology.
This is not Talmudic magic or whatever the fuck you people have said that I try to do.
I am genuinely telling you, morons, to stop fucking donating, all right?
And once again, Capitalist Polar Bear with a diamond, the wolf has been put down again.
R.I.P. That dude's an idiot.
The dude's a fucking moron, and he deserves to be fucking kicked out of here.
Just run away from £1,000 and a guaranteed place in the final.
I'll have a go at another answer.
Okay.
Bristol Rovers.
Yes.
So for £1,000 and your place in the final.
Yeah, yeah, Bristol Rovers.
Bristol Rovers, our fifth tenable answer.
All right, Olivier Axeloff's got to work in the morning, so I understand that, dude.
Cheers to you, man.
Yes.
You know, the old Bristol Rovers, yes.
You've got five tenable answers.
And who the fuck put Nyan Kitty on as a sticker of me, man?
A fucking Nyan Kitty sticker of me.
What is this?
2011?
A fucking Nyan Kitty fucking sticker on the chat.
You still have a life, so you can make one mistake.
I'll have a go.
Of course.
That fucking Nyan Kitty with my fucking head on it.
For £2,500, is Bradford City in this list?
All right.
Bradford City, you know what I mean?
With the fucking Nyan Kitties that are in the room, yes.
I think that's enough.
I think that's enough, dude.
All right.
Dark me, magician girl, the fake or real one.
We get the fucking point with the midget game show, okay?
We get the fucking point.
All right.
Anyway, let's move on.
All right.
We got another $20, 20 bucker.
Sorry, dude requested this one.
Sorry, dude, and said hot shot.
All right.
I'm assuming he's saying sorry, dude, for requesting another one.
I told everybody not to, for Christ's sake.
Oh, my God, no.
Oh, my God.
Now, folks.
You know what?
This is a good one.
Sorry, dude.
Touche, my friend.
Touche.
Anyway, this is an old clip of Bone Cucks.
I mean, Bone Clinks.
During RV Trip 4, okay, because he was actually on the RV Trip 4 with Only Use Me Blade and Bjorn.
He actually took a Venmo because his PayPal got banned for whatever reason.
He took a Venmo payment to take a shot out of the leg holes of Only Use Me Blade.
I'm not even kidding.
And Colonel Transisco with a diamond.
Hashtag Nyan Ghost LL.
That's not funny, dude.
Anyway, I'm not joking around.
This is Bone Clinks taking a shot out of the leg holes of Only Use Me Blade.
Is everybody ready?
Sorry, dude requested this.
Play this.
Sorry, dude requested this.
This is classic RV4 content.
I got $100 of Venmo.
Oh, shit!
$100 a month!
$100 on Venmo to take a shot out of the leg holes of Only Use Me Blade.
And the boy Jake with a diamond.
Oh, God.
Leg hole shot.
Here we go.
Is everybody ready?
Classic RV4 trip footage.
Okay, so where did I put this?
And look at Bone Clinks.
He's like, really?
I'm doing this for $100.
I'm really doing this to my knowledge.
I remember seeing this live.
Remember seeing this live.
May I take your fucking pathetic swim again?
No, you got to fill it.
You got to film it.
You got to film it.
Oh, it is.
Hey, come here!
Sit down, sit down.
No, no, no.
I need to go to his leg holes.
What?
I need to go to the leg holes.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Here we go.
Here it is.
He's going to take everybody ready?
He's going to take a shot out of the leg holes for a hundo.
Anyway, I hope that y'all appreciated Bone Clinks.
That was classic RV4 footage.
Sorry, dude, requested that.
Thank you, by the way.
I do appreciate it, man.
All right.
We're almost done.
All right.
ST Mike the Meme Genie with a diamond.
You should do that with your leg holes from NOM.
Yeah, fuck you, asshole.
All right, here it is.
Fudge Capitalist.
And by the way, tomorrow is the date between him and the chick that I told him, you know, to go up to and ask her.
And he asked her.
They're having a cup of coffee tomorrow.
So cheers to that Fudge Capitalist.
He said, hey, ghost, glad I could catch you before I go to work.
Cheers for the advice.
I'll be sure to use it on the coffee day today with that girl.
If this goes well, I might just join the IC, the inner circle.
Cheers to Ghost once again.
Thank you very much, Fudge.
And I wish you nothing but the best.
Like I said, don't do too much talking about yourself.
Ask questions about her, etc.
All right.
So let's go ahead and let's continue here.
Ah, dude.
I hate these fucking videos, dude.
I hate these fucking like these videos of people that are skateboarding, people that are bicycled, doing tricks with their bicycle getting hurt.
All right, I'm going to play this for about four or five minutes and that's it, dude.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Ah, Jesus.
Oh, God, dude.
Oh my god.
Please, viewer discretion is advised.
Viewer discretion is advised.
Oh, come on, man.
He just fell off the bike.
He just fell completely off the bike.
Oh, this seems smart.
Oh, shit.
Oh, tailbone.
No, he's not.
That is a ruined front wheel.
Holy shit.
The spikes popped out of the wheel.
Ah, he's Mexican.
He'll be all right.
Dude, what kind of a trick is this?
At least he cleared the fucking rocks.
I hope that's deep enough to be able to go in and do that.
No, it's not.
Look.
Oh, my God.
Ramp launch.
Oh!
Oh, God, my God.
Oh, there goes his wrist.
There goes his wrist.
What is this?
He landed in the grass.
He's alright.
Oh, I don't know if he's all right after that one.
You're gonna try it again?
Brian, if you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough.
When you fall down, you gotta get back up.
If you're dumb, you got to be tough.
Oh, man.
Look at him.
Oh, no, he's all right.
What did I tell you?
He's Mexican.
He's Mexican.
He'll be all right.
Took it to the balls on that one.
Oh, in the face.
In the face.
You're going to be pool riding in a bike?
Oh, my God.
He made it all right.
He didn't want to hurt.
You know?
The hell is it?
What the hell were you thinking?
I know.
I'm sure you're fucked up.
Are you okay?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, dude.
At least I'm right.
Jesus, I can't take these, man.
Like I said, I'm only going to let this go by four and a half.
Because I can't take these.
I hate these human court engines.
Gear stand for the world with a diamond.
I love these videos.
I can watch them all day.
Oh, oh!
Oh!
Dude, that was head first.
Yeah, I think he should be okay there, unless he's a white boy.
If he's a white boy, he broke something.
You notice these Mexicans can fucking slam their bodies on C-Man.
Tell me exactly where it is.
Oh, right.
Right in the back.
Look, he's getting ready to eat.
They didn't even just show him after that.
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All right, what is this?
Don't commit to it.
Commit, dump.
Shit.
Capitalist polar bear with a diamond.
Ghost has a pony sticker now.
I don't have a fucking.
I better not.
I better not have a fucking pony sticker.
Oh, right into the cameraman.
You're damn right.
Oh, man.
How?
Why?
Why?
How and why did you think that was a good idea?
And there's a fucking pony sticker.
They're right.
There's a fucking pony.
Good God.
The boy Jake with a diamond.
If you're going to be dumb, you got to be tough.
You're damn right, DeBoy Jake.
When you fall down, you got to get back up.
Oh, man.
That was weak.
That was weak.
All right, one more.
This last one, and I'm going to go to the next video.
Oh, man.
Come on.
Oh, tailbone.
Tailbone.
Oh, hip.
Oh, tailbone.
All right, that's it.
All right, that's it.
We were on for about almost five and a half minutes.
Thank you very much, Fudge Capitalist.
I can't keep watching those, dude.
I hate those fucking videos.
I hope everything goes well with you, Fudge Capitalist.
And I hope that once again, talk less about yourself, ask more about her, and you should be just fine.
All right.
And only talk about yourself when asked.
Only talk about yourself when asked.
Anyway, let's get to the next $20, $20.
This is requested by that one anonymous guy.
He said, hey, ghost, how's it going?
I passed out at work yesterday, but my boss, Hella Cool, let me get paid 60% of the three hours of work I missed.
Anyways, cheers to you.
And apparently, he hit his head.
So, you know, the anonymous guy isn't just lazy and around.
He apparently hit his head.
Anyway, let's see this video that you want me to see here.
What is this?
Hold on.
Let me make sure.
Let me see something first, dude.
Let me see something first.
I want to make sure this isn't some kind of, you know, disgusting, any kind of, you know what I mean?
Like a fucking prolapse danis taking a crap or, you know, two black guys giving each other blowjobs or some, whatever the fuck you people do.
No, it looks good.
Anyway, thank you once a month.
Once again, that anonymous guy.
Is everybody ready?
Here it is.
Welcome to California.
California.
Beautiful California, right?
song There's California for you, boy.
There are staggering new statistics on homelessness.
60,000 people are now homeless in LA County.
Hey.
This is a liberal paradise.
This is what the liberals want to do to you.
This is what the Democrats want to do to you.
And what now?
Ghost, when you gonna show us the shekel shuffle?
I'm not doing, what the fuck is that?
All right, look, we're talking about California.
We're talking about the supposed Democrat leftist utopia out here.
There it is.
It's honestly like Armageddon.
It's post-apocalyptic.
It's lawless.
It's chaos.
No, it might as well be a third world country, though.
I mean, it might as well be the apocalypse.
Any and everywhere you go, in and out of stores, homeless, homeless, homeless.
Homelessness is rising in California in part because housing costs and rents have skyrocketed.
Experts say the high cost of living is a major factor.
There's a shortage of affordable housing.
How's that?
Smokes and cracks.
Affordable housing.
my ass.
Affordable housing, my ass.
These people are drug addicts.
They're drunks.
All right.
And by the way, fuck you, Joe Rogan.
I think people should descend on Joe Rogan's house since he's pro-Bernie Sanders.
And they should not.
I'm not even joking.
I think homeless people in LA and people that are, you know, down on their luck, they should go and descend upon Joe Rogan's home, start knocking on his door and saying, since you're a socialist, can you give me a room here in your fucking badass mansion?
Or can you let me camp out in your front or backyard?
Or can you give me some of that weed that you're always promoting on your stupid fucking show?
Or can you give me some food?
I'm not even kidding.
Joe Rogan is a piece of shit for fucking backing up Bernie Sanders, a fucking socialist, okay?
I'm telling y'all right now, homeless people and fucking people that are down on their luck should descend on Joe Rogan's house and say, since you're a socialist, give me something since you have so plenty.
Since you are claiming to be a socialist, why don't you hook me up and see how he's how let's see how long he's a Bernie bro after that shit happens.
This isn't a housing problem.
That's a hoax.
It's a mental health crisis, an addiction crisis.
Full on.
They're drug addicts and they can't live that kind of lifestyle in a shelter.
You're going to use that needle?
Yes.
The street life is like it's addicting.
Start doing heroin again.
You're living out here by choice.
Oh, 100%.
So are you happy with this lifestyle for now or would you rather get off the streets?
I'm content with it right now.
I didn't like living sober, doing the right thing, because people don't appreciate it.
It's easier to survive this way than it is, I guess, to actually look for a job and put everything else.
Can you believe this?
It is probably some problems.
Millennial and gym speakers that were just people that had mental illness that shouldn't have been in prison in the first place, frankly, ended up on the streets.
Get the fuck out of here, motherfucker.
Then, because we made drugs legal essentially in California, the drug users are here.
Who the fuck is donating now?
Marshall Bernsey, he likes sucking cocks, so he would let him in his home in a bleeding heartbeat.
Bald scumbag baguette.
I know, I don't like Joe Rogan at all.
I don't understand why anybody fucking watches this bald fucking piece of disease-looking shit.
All right.
Since he is pro-Bernie, I think it's open season for everybody to descend on his home and say, hey, since you're a socialist, why don't you give me a room in your mansion?
Why don't you give me a room somewhere?
Why don't you let me hang out until I'm on my feet since you're a socialist?
And you know what Joe Rogan's going to say?
He's going to say, no, that's not what I mean.
Well, then, what do you mean, Joe Rogan?
Why don't you put your money where your mouth is, you bald diseased fuck?
Now, because they don't get hassled.
And if you're a drug addict, then you know it's warm.
And by the way, you could steal $950 a day.
and not even get hit for a misdemeanor.
What you gonna do, beat my ass?
You're not even a city for that, right?
Crimes committed by homeless people are way up.
He told us crime has been on the rise.
Yeah, you know what I heard?
You know what I heard in San Francisco?
The reason that these homeless people are getting so brazen, and I don't know if this applies to all of California, but in San Francisco, the cops won't do anything to anybody who steals under $900 worth of property.
Let me repeat that one Moe again.
All right.
What?
Oh, God.
It happened again.
Where did 2 a.m. go?
Engineer, come fix this.
It is 2 a.m. already.
All right.
Anyway, as I was stating before I was rudely interrupted by this fucking this person, as I was stating in, it's all of California, it's all of California, apparently, where anybody who steals, as long as it's under 900 bucks, no jail time.
No jail time.
And what did I tell you, dude?
Stop fucking donating, all right?
Stop donating.
I think it's San Francisco exclusively.
Either way, I'm just saying this is the liberal utopia that all these Democrats want to come to your town.
This is what Democrats want your town to look like.
I worry when I walk outside, I'm always on guard making sure that I'm okay.
How safe do you feel?
Not safe at all.
Did you ever see I Am Legend?
Yes.
Okay.
Remember when all the crazy songs are?
Fuck you, Joe Rogan.
That's what it's like.
Hey, fuck you, Joe Rogan.
Seriously.
What now?
Oh, my God.
Derwicking, I tell you, Northern California, this shit doesn't go on.
You either get shot by residents or the sheriff will ventilate you.
All right.
Well, I want to be honest with you, dude.
San Francisco is in Northern California, and you can steal now $900 worth of property.
And as long as it's under $900, you don't go to jail.
You don't go to jail.
So take a look at how much crime is happening in San Francisco.
This is it.
All right.
This is it, man.
This is it.
A shirtless maniac armed with rock.
And a homeless person bit off part of his finger.
Pushes the man into the street.
A nasty attack inside a Westside.
This is what Democrats want to do to your hometown.
This is what Democrats want to do to your hometown!
...shopping cart burned.
The suspect murdered and set the victim on fire.
It's unsafe.
I don't want to go to the grocery store and worry about my life.
New rules on plastic straws officially go into effect today.
People are defecating and urinating all over the streets.
They're excrement and they're bleeding and they're urinating every day.
Let me just take a shit.
Let me just take a shit.
Show us the shekel shuffle boy.
Dude, Kay, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, you fucking dumb shithead.
We're watching a video that's very serious about fucking California.
All right.
And as I stated to each and every one of you, this is what the Democrats want to do to your hometown.
They want to turn your hometown into this because the more problems there are, the more homeless there are, the more mentally health issues there are, the more drug problems there are, the more bureaucracy is needed.
The more government officials and government funding is needed.
So this is what is going to come to your town unless you stop voting Democrat.
Do you understand me?
Stop voting Democrat.
Vote Republican all the way down in 2020 unless you want this to come to your fucking neighborhood.
How you like that shit?
He's washed directly into the LA River, into the ocean every day.
This is like a Petri dish for disease.
He knows.
He contracted staph.
It cost him his leg.
We have tuberculosis exploding.
We will see Arsinia, which you may know as plague.
And an army of rats, millions strong, has overthrown Los Angeles.
So typhoid fever means, oh, now we have oral fecal contamination, so that's going to mean parasites and cholera.
Here we go.
Wake up!
Get out!
These kinds of fires, often started accidentally by the homeless, are erupting with growing frequency across the city.
2,500 of them last year.
That car is going to blow!
We have done everything we possibly can to enable this population to be able to do it.
Yeah, Colonel Transisco with a dynamic.
Forcing people to go from one place to the next while they're trying to get out of homelessness doesn't solve the problem.
This is the dirty little secret.
Most of them don't want the help and don't want the housing.
And this because of the brain condition.
The homeless industrial complex is at work.
The record spending to resolve it all.
Construction has become so expensive, half a million dollars per room.
The city is running out of money.
Are we?
Who's fucking donating, dude?
Yeah, all right.
Real funny, dude.
Real funny.
Jesus.
Alex Jones is ripping you off yet again.
Hey, Alex Jones has been ripping me off for over 12 fucking years, dude.
This crisis is still growing.
This housing thing is a disaster.
Not a single unit has opened in the three years since voters approved the bond measure.
No one has been.
Not one.
They're supposed to build 10,000 after three years, not one.
That is correct.
Voters are angry.
I voted for Eric Garcetti, and I feel betrayed personally.
You guys are spending too much fucking taxpayer money.
The money's been stolen.
Stolen and wasted.
How many people must die before you change the rhetoric?
We're at the breaking point.
The mayor insists his plans are working.
They just need more time.
This is the worst government imaginable.
This is coming to a city near you.
I disagree.
I completely disagree.
I completely disagree.
Look at the arrogant asshole.
The arrogance of the fucking Los Angeles mayor.
I disagree.
Yeah.
I'm a bureaucrat.
I'm separated myself from this.
I don't see what you little feeble people see.
So, yeah, I don't know what you're talking about.
But I'm telling you all right now, folks, if you vote Democrat on a municipal, on a city, state level, on a national level, this is going to come to your town.
All right.
Remember, this is California.
This is supposed to be the liberal paradise.
You know that California as a state, okay, takes in more taxpayer dollars than most countries.
You know that?
I mean, California as a state takes in more taxpayer dollars than most countries in the world.
And yet this is the product that you have.
This is what the Democrats have done with that spending.
It is crap.
It is utter crap.
And unless you want your city to look like that, don't vote Democrat.
I'm not fucking kidding.
I'm not kidding.
You all think it's a joke.
Take a look at California.
In the 80s, everybody wanted to go to California.
And you want to know why in the 80s?
Because who was the governor of California?
Well, none other than Ronald Reagan, who was then the president.
Now look at, now look at him.
Now look at California.
So unless you want your town to do what California did, don't vote Democrat because that will come to your fucking neighborhood and ain't nobody going to listen when the fucking shit goes down.
All right.
When the homeless have piled up, you know, when they're shitting in the streets, when they're sharing needles, when they're pissing everywhere.
I'm telling you all right now, you all will rule the day if you vote Democrats in your city.
All right.
And believe me, I'm seeing it here in San Antonio, Texas.
I saw it in Austin, Texas.
When these fucking idiots elect Democrat municipal governments, I mean, this is what you get.
I mean, this is what the fuck you get.
I mean, this fucking window of life on IP2, here, let's take a look at it really fast, okay?
This window of life.
I don't know what the fuck happened to it.
Somebody must have smacked the camera or something.
But here, let's go back.
This window of life right here, okay, that's on IP2.
know that this is an alley behind 6th Street in Austin.
This is an alley behind 6th Street in Austin.
Dude, 6th Street did not look like this until Barack Obama came into office.
And I know I lived there for fucking decades, dude.
All right.
It was a great city.
You could be able to walk the streets at night without being accosted by a criminal.
All right.
I mean, you could be able to fucking go on 6th Street without worrying about potentially getting fucking jacked or harassed or, you know, fucking whatever.
I mean, it is fucking sad, okay?
But guess what?
This all came along during Barack Obama's tenure.
And all of you idiots that are out here, especially you millennial shitheads that praise Barack Obama, he's the one that puts you in the position that you're in.
Fucking morons.
And we got Arthur up in here.
What does Arthur have to say?
Ghost, serious question.
In about a year from now, me my GF plan on moving out of Los Angeles, California to the state of Tennessee.
Do you know what Tennessee is like as far as job safety, community, etc.?
What would you recommend for a welder like me do when I arrive?
Dude, I'm not too sure about the economics of Tennessee, but I know it's a very, at least they have Memphis.
Why Are Y'all Donating This00:15:30
They got a couple of cities in there that are very, very vibrant.
But I think that anything is better than California.
Anything is better than California at this point.
I'm not even kidding around.
All you can do is work and look for housing that is accommodating to your pay grade and just live your life, dude.
I mean, that's why it's very dangerous to just be a fucking resident in these liberal cities.
Avoid liberal cities as much as you fucking possibly can because, I mean, if you're a law-abiding citizen that doesn't partake in criminality, it's going to be harder for you to be a law-abiding citizen in a Democrat city in a Democrat state.
And all you got to do is just take a look at that video that we just saw.
That's California.
All right.
The same thing's happening in New York City because of that fucking communist de Blasio.
So once you allow these fucking Democrats to take control, this is what happens.
All right.
Anyway, let's get to the next $20, $20.
I hate to say we're almost done again because every time I do that, motherfuckers keep donating, but we are almost done.
Okay.
This is by Midnight Cowboy Management once again.
Oh, God.
Why are y'all fucking donating this stupid Britbong?
Fucking stupid game.
Fucking play the shit, fucking Midnight Cowboy Management.
This stupid fucking game, man.
The stupid midget brick bomb game.
Fuck this midget.
Oh my God.
Watch, I'm going to lose listeners because of this.
I'm already losing listeners.
I'm already losing listeners because you idiots insist on fucking continuously wanting me to see this shit.
This is stupid.
This brick bomb midget shit.
It's stupid.
KICK THIS MIDGET! KICK THIS FUCKING MIDGET!
It's untenable.
Oh, oh, major fail, you old man.
So another incorrect answer would mean you'll lose your place in the final and the 2,500 pounds you've banked.
I'll play it safe and sit down, please, Warwick.
Okay.
Fucking midget.
You decided to take the money.
Well, add that £2,500.
Don't you want to, like Capitalist Polar Bear said, shock put this midget.
What now?
Tretchman, Trechman said, hey, ghost, looks like I might have a job offer at a hospital in Boise.
Hopefully, I'll be out of California real soon.
And my compatriot, Arthur, asking about Tennessee, I say this.
When the house is on fire, don't ask if it's cold outside.
Just go.
Hey, that's very good advice to Arthur.
And thank you, Trechman.
And once again, I hope you do get that hospital gig.
You deserve it.
I've known you for many years, and I know you've been working hard at that educationally.
And now, because you have put yourself in an arena where there's a vast amount of jobs available, I think that you're going to be genuously or generously rewarded, I should say.
All right.
One Mo Gin, for Christ's sake.
No more $20, 20 buckers, all right?
And no more of this stupid fucking midget.
Look at him.
Tonka Toy Body, a 78-pound fucking head.
I mean, good God.
Burton Albion, which is what you said.
Number five.
Bolton Wanderers.
Number four.
Blackpool.
And number one.
Oh, God.
What?
Now, what?
Ghost, you're losing listeners playing this brick bomb.
You fucking donated it, you shithead.
You're the fucking ass clown that donated it, you fucking trans-testicle turd burglar.
So shut the fuck up.
You donated this shit.
Okay.
Fuck!
£2,500 to your prize fund, giving your time.
You're losing listeners.
£2,500.
And you'll return later on to play for it in the final.
Congratulations.
Well done, Neil.
This fucking idiot donated it.
He's like, you're losing listeners, goes.
And they add some cash to the kitty.
Stay right there to find out.
Hey, Colonel Transisco with a diamond on.
On a serious note, I've completed a novel.
Well, that's a pretty big accomplishment, dude.
Seriously, no bullshit.
Look, somebody donated this for $20.20, okay?
I mean, what the fuck?
What the fuck do you want from me?
Top 10.
The 10 birds featured on the Royal Male Birds of Prey.
Oh, God.
Who gives a shit?
Dennis, who's the right person for this?
Who gives a shit?
Mike, it's time to play Tenable.
Mike, welcome to the game.
Good afternoon.
How you doing?
All right.
I saw that.
Oh, my God.
Tennis.
Ten birds.
I mean, who gives a shit?
My target is 10,000 steps a day walk-in, so it starts with 2,000 to the paper shopping back.
Come back, sit down, have a cup of coffee, and read it.
Which you can do when you're retired.
Lovely.
My morning routine is 50 steps, sausage sandwich, Instagram.
Oh, my God.
Now I hear you have a conversation.
And I bet you you're on your toes at a urinal, Archie, old midget.
Colonel Transisco, he says it is entitled Rise of the Empire of Texas.
Absolutely.
The whole business is a good thing.
All right, cheers, man.
Thanks for the diamond once again, Colonel Transisco.
Sadly, I never got to fly Concorde.
I asked, but I haven't got a pilot's license.
So are you ready?
Oh, yeah, it's so fucking funny.
You fucking midget shit.
The 10 birds featured on the Royal Male Birds of Prey 2019.
Capitalist Polar Bear just donated a diamond.
Does this midget still use a car seat?
I'm sure he does.
I'm sure he does.
Sure he goes to the fucking restaurant and asks for a booster seat or sits in that fucking you know the little high chair.
Um, I think I struggle to get anywhere near 10.
I have never actually seen the stamps.
You've never seen the stamps nope, so it would only be to work on the basis of birds of prey that I might have heard of.
It's a good start, good place to start that.
So uh yeah, he doesn't know, from Shawty Nolan this, this bloke.
I'll start with a buzzard.
Okay, let's a buzzard.
A buzzard first tenable answer.
Yeah, is that a tenable idea Buzzard?
Oh no, Jesus Christ, what fake, dramatic bullshit.
What did he say?
I forgot.
I who cares what is?
Some fucking falcon or some shit or something?
Who gives a shit?
Some pheasant kestrel?
Oh yeah, what a castrate in this list.
A cast-a-a castration?
Oh, a cast-a-a All right dude, how long has this been going on?
All right, i'm gonna give this another 45 seconds and i'm moving on.
Capitalist Polar Bear with another diamond, I think.
I like to think he uses sticks to reach for the gas in this list.
I'm losing listeners watching this stupid shit.
A red kite, actually a red kite.
Oh, are you just winging it?
Oh Christ, of course.
St Mike, the meme Genie S T Mike.
Oh, i'm sure it's gonna be great from you.
You fucking Milky Liquor.
All right, look 20 more.
Look at this fucking.
Look at the troll face on this midget.
Look at that.
We paused it.
Look at this fucking troll face on this fucking little midget.
For christ's sake, Jesus Christ, you know what?
I'll let the bathtub run and hope this fucker drowns.
For christ's sake.
Thank you very much indeed.
Thank you very much again.
I haven't seen the stamp song.
No, working up, perhaps a merlin?
A Merlin for 1000 pounds.
A Merlin place in the final is Merlin.
fifth tenable answer I'm Merlin all right spaghetti all right that's that's it for Christ's sake All right yeah, thanks a lot.
Fucking Midnight Cowboy Management.
You fucking piece of trash.
Hey oh oh, that wasn't me.
Oh now now, all of a sudden, that wasn't me, it's a fake.
Fucking St Mite, the meme Genie now.
All right.
Now, this is the kind of games we're playing.
Is this it?
This is the kind of games that we're fucking playing over here.
A fake ST Mike the meme genie and suck duck for quack for a goddamn diamond.
I had a threesome with two midgets in Reno.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, shut up.
God, I had a fucking threesome with two midgets.
What, two male midgets?
Jesus Christ.
Did you keep them on their toes for Christ's sake?
Is that what you did?
All right.
Anyway, look, what the hell is this?
Hold on.
I got to vet this fucking.
I got to vet this shit.
Hold on.
Okay, I have to vet this shit.
I don't even understand why shit like this is even on YouTube when YouTube is, you know, such a fucking ass clown whenever I'm just doing my show.
I'm just a broadcaster, for Christ's sake.
I'm just a fucking broadcaster, and yet fucking YouTube allows fucking sick, demented, fucking homosexual bullshit like this to be put on its platform.
What the fuck?
Of course, you know, it's referencing homos, so I guess, you know, that's what that's what YouTube wants.
Anyway, who the hell requested this again?
Van.
Van requested this.
All right, viewer discretion is advised, folks.
All right, here it is.
Jesus fucking Christ.
I'm sorry.
Viewer discretion is advised.
This is homo erotica bullshit.
I'm an artist.
I'm a performer.
I'm hired for people to profill their fantasies.
Oh my God.
Viewer discretion is advised, please.
Seriously, viewer discretion is advised.
Christ Oh My God Good God, no.
Come on, man!
Kiss off my fucking face to your ass!
Oh, come on.
What the fuck is this shit?
Dude, don't donate shit like this to me, dude.
What the fuck am I watching here?
What the fuck am I?
Anyway, the boy Jake with a diamond saying that this wasn't, or not this wasn't, but the last donor was not ST Mike the Mean Genie.
Why do people make shit like this, man?
Unless you're a blatant homo, why do you want why?
Why?
I mean, why do you like mad ass shaking?
Oh my god.
I have lost so many listeners with this stupid video alone.
With this stupid video alone, Colonel Transisco, it's true queer dildo fighting radio.
Yeah, fuck you.
All right.
I wouldn't be surprised if you're fucking spooning your own ass watching this there, Colonel Transisco.
Fucking fruit ball.
I should have sad right now.
I don't know why.
Well, P Pee Poo Pooh Ha ha.
How did they find the video of your weekends?
Goes, go, fuck off, asshole.
All right.
I'm here with you, dicks on my fucking weekends now.
I'm over here wasting my Saturday nights with you people.
Fuck are you talking about?
There was not much of a leather scene down in LA.
Fucking leather scene?
A fucking leather scene.
Oh my god.
Oh shit, no.
All right, it's almost done, folks.
I've lost listeners for this shit.
I'm sorry, dude.
I'm sorry.
Kobe?
Kobe?
Why what?
Oh, God.
I don't want to know.
I don't want to know, dude, just, just, I don't want to know, dude.
I don't fucking want to know, dude.
What a fucking bunch of sick fucks.
What a bunch of sick fucks you people are, man.
I'm not even kidding around.
What the fuck does Kobe have to do with all that shit?
Jesus Christ, you're macabre.
All right, you motherfuckers are macabre sons of bitches, man.
Anyway, this is by Ivana Bernie Gerson.
Ivana Bernie Gerson requested this and say, Ghost, Alex Jones has been ripping you off yet again.
Dude, the guy's been ripping me off since fucking 2008.
And this motherfucker hasn't even invited me out for a cup of coffee after all the rip-offs that he's done, dude.
I'm not even kidding around.
I'm not even kidding.
Oh, Jesus.
I knew it for Christ's sake.
Look at this.
Here is the relay, huh?
It's great, huh?
Y'all want to hear the echo!
Trying To Piss Me Off00:09:28
Echo!
Echo!
Rip-offs, fucking pieces of crap.
Echo!
I'm not even kidding!
Echo!
What the fuck?
What the fuck is this shit?
It's fucking dying, kitty ghost!
It's dying, kitty ghost!
WTF I got fucking relays over here trying to piss me off!
They're trying to piss me the fuck off!
Jesus Christ!
Fucking dying, kitty, for Christ's sake!
What is this?
2011 again?
Oh my god, I'll stop on this shit!
Hyperion Corporation!
Yeah!
No shit!
I'm losing listeners, Hyperion Barbara Incident!
No shit!
No fucking shit!
Look at these tarns!
Look at these tars!
Jesus Christ!
Oh my god!
Echo!
Hyperion Corporation!
Echo!
No shit!
I'm losing listeners!
No shit!
Look at these tars!
Oh yeah!
Real funny asshole!
Real fucking funny!
Fuck you, man!
I thought somebody joined my chat!
Fuck you!
I thought somebody joined my chat, you fucking pieces of low-grade disposable road trash!
Fuck off!
Hey, look, capitalist polar bear with a diamond!
What a classic!
I'm telling you.
Fuck you, man!
Telling you, you sons of bitches are lucky you're not in front of my face.
You're lucky you're not in front of my fucking face.
You're lucky you're not in front of my fucking face I'm tired, dude.
I'm telling you.
Fucking assholes over here trying to leech on me via a fucking goddamn fucking stream relay.
Fuck you, man.
Fuck you.
You're lucky you're not in front of my Jesus Christ.
Take this shit off.
I'm tired of these fucking pieces of darkness.
Oh, you're gonna play this song?
You're gonna play this fucking song.
Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!
Jesus Christ.
Get me out of here.
Get this shit out.
Get this shit the fuck out of here.
Get it the fuck out of here.
Get it the fuck out.
Fucking piece of shit.
Relaying sons of bitches.
Fucking jocking my fucking nuts for Christ's sake.
Stop jocking my fucking nuts.
Fucking piece of shit.
Stop jocking my fucking nuts.
Man, I'm tired, dude.
I mean, you fucking people are making me lose listeners for Christ.
Look, I got 412 listeners because of you fucking pieces of low-grade disposable road trash.
All right.
I mean, give me a fucking break, man.
All right.
Jesus, fucking shit.
All right, look.
Before I start getting pissed off, all right, this is the last fucking video that I've got to do, okay?
And this is by whether it's the real or fake ST Mike the Meme Genie.
That's who requested this, okay?
That's who fucking requested this shit.
So let's see.
Let's see what the fuck the fake or real ST Mike the Meme Genie requested.
Oh, God!
God!
Damn it!
This fucking stupid midget fucking fucking stupid fucking midget shit!
This fucking midget shit!
Oh, God, dude.
I mean, come on, man.
Why don't you just give me a fucking break up in here?
Why don't you just give me a fucking break?
Tennibal Ansa is worth $2,000.
Oh, my God.
I'm going to try a lot.
Now, fuck all of you for laughing in the chat room, dude.
Fuck you.
Anybody laughing takes it in the ass.
Anybody fucking laughing takes it in the fucking ass.
fucking piece of shit Hey look!
Oh, ST Mike with a diamond says.
It's not me, but I condone it because I'm a little trolly, little fucking piece of crap.
Your next tennibal answer is worth £5,000.
I'm sure this is a good thing.
Oh, no, dude.
No.
Oh, look.
It's Gino.
It's Geno X 1987.
Long time no see and how convenient.
He hooks it up with another $20, $20 when I'm on my last fucking one.
How quaint.
Just like Gino, isn't it?
I've ever seen one.
Anyway, watch this midget fucking limey shit for a little bit, and then we'll get to Geno X 1987's request.
I need another beer for Christ's sake, man.
I need more beers.
What the fuck I need, man?
Give me my fucking beer.
Jesus Christ.
I'm sitting over here having to fucking watch.
I have to watch this horse shit on a Saturday fucking night, for Christ's sake.
Your next correct answer is worth $10,000.
For Christ's sake, man.
On stamps.
For Christ's sake, man.
I'm just a guy trying to do a show for Christ's sake.
Oh, oh, look, Colonel Transisco with another diamond.
He said, be like a penguin or an iceberg and just chill, man.
Oh, yeah.
That's great.
And you know what?
Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?
How about that shit?
There is greed in this list.
And hey, suck duck for quack was diagnosed with lupus yesterday.
Wish me luck, dude.
That sucks, man.
Dude, that really fucking sucks.
I'm sorry to hear that suck duck for quack, dude.
That's right.
Oh, look, they lost.
They lost the midget game.
Yeah, no shit.
Patiently waiting.
Suck duck for quack.
I hope that y'all are cool, man.
You'll lose.
I hope that y'all are cool.
And I think it's time to return to the bench.
Yeah, join the other oldies.
Are you sure?
I'm absolutely certain.
Okay, let me open up this beer.
We'll add that £5,000.
All right, let me go ahead and get a guaranteed to place in the final with your captain.
Well played.
Before you go, though, let's reveal these missing birds of prey, shall we?
Oh, yeah, let's reveal the missing birds of prey like we give a shit.
Perfect synchronization.
Jesus Christ.
What's behind them dead?
Oh, no, dude.
Mr. Uberman now.
Oh, Christ.
First Geno X 1987 now, Mr. Uber.
And this fucking midnight cowboy management.
Fuck, man.
Oh, God.
Dude, listen, listen.
Listen, okay?
I can't help.
This is you.
These are you.
I mean, this is the listening audience that's doing this.
I mean, this was my last one.
And of course, these dickheads.
You're like, hey, you know what?
You're not done yet, girls.
Play about 30 more seconds of this midget shit.
Jesus Christ.
That's the largest UK bird of prey.
That's the one I have to watch.
I can't believe this.
I can't fucking believe it.
Sparrow haul.
Jesus Christ.
Sparrow haul.
Yeah, you remain.
Yeah, you fucking midget.
You've added £5,000 to your prize fund, giving your team a total of £12,500, and you'll be back to play for it in the final.
Congratulations.
Okay, congratulations.
Now you can come midget toss me out of this fucking box.
We have one more top 10 for our team before Captain Dennis faces.
Look, Captain Desi.
say captain desi marvelous 12 500 pounds but can they add to that pot martin you're the only teammate left to play so let's hope you're the right person for this one please come and play tenable Jeez, this is such stupid.
Planning Stickers On My Forum00:15:55
This is a fucking dumb.
Useless waste of time game.
This is a waste of time fucking game.
Good for your golf.
Well, it's better than it was.
There's levels.
Levels.
It's better than it was.
Right, okay.
I enjoy it.
Go ahead.
Cup of coffee, bacon sandwich, and a cup of coffee.
Yeah, you mean.
So the gaining of nutrition.
Yes, that's at the end.
So that's what I enjoy doing.
A golf instructor once told me I needed to work on my drive, so I had it relayed and got some floodlights for the.
All right, I'm done.
I'm done.
This is stupid humor.
All right.
We've already watched half this fucking show, literally.
Top 10 games.
Have literally watched this half of this fucking show because idiots keep donating this fucking garbage.
TV drama series.
Jesus Christ.
All right, top 10 Game of Thrones characters.
Game of Thrones.
All right, turn it off.
We're not doing this man-child shit.
You know, top 10, you know, Game of Thrones characters.
You know what I mean?
Hey, you know what I mean?
Anyway, let's get to Geno X 1987.
Okay, and look, Geno X 1987, he likes to request some very bizarre videos to say the least.
Okay, very bizarre videos.
So once again, I want to tell everybody viewer discretion is advised for everybody who is watching this particular video, okay?
Because this is what Geno likes to do.
He's a little bit of a strange feller.
All right, let's get to Geno X 1987's request here.
Here it is.
What is this?
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
How about a little bit of Freddy Krueger?
Huh?
Whaaaaa?
Hold on.
What is this?
Suck Duck for Quack.
My grandmother died from it from the 80s.
In the 80s, and it has me nervous.
Come on, people.
Hold on.
Even though this is a badass metal song, Suck Duck for Quack.
I'm sorry to hear that, man.
Cheers to you.
And I hope everything goes well for you, man.
Lupus is not a joke.
It is not a joke.
So I hope everything's good.
Cheers to you for the next diamond.
Anyway, let's listen to this Freddy Krueger.
A little bit of Freddy Krueger there, huh?
You know, I miss horror movies like this as well.
You know what I'm saying?
Anyway, I'm drinking it.
I'll drink to this.
Geno X 1987.
A dream to that!
Let's bring back the 80s!
It's a good metal song while at it.
This is a pretty good metal song, what does everybody think about this metal song?
Yeah!
Saturday Night Cold Show, baby!
Saving time!
No one means to me when you'll hear how chill.
It's about to be three o'clock in the morning, baby.
Three o'clock in the morning.
Blood red center.
Coming over.
Once I get a little spread of replacement.
Fucking metal, man.
GET BATTLE!
Yeah.
Yeah.
Fuck yeah.
A little bit of 80s metal for Christ's sake.
A little bit of nostalgia with a little bit of Friday, or excuse me, Nightmare on Elm Street.
I was about to say Friday the 13th because I just saw the character, but that was a little bit of Nightmare on Elm Street, baby.
Anyway, with that being said, let's go to this next one here.
This next one was requested by Mr. Uberman132.
Mr. Uberman132 requested this one, and I hope he doesn't harsh our mellow.
That was some badass metal.
That was some badass fucking metal for Christ's sake.
All right, let's see what Mr. Uberman requests.
Ah, fuck it.
For fuck's sake, man.
Oh, God, I hate this fucking song.
I hate this stupid fucking song.
Oh, Christ.
You hear me?
Everybody want a piece of my chicken.
Dude, seriously, man.
Everybody out here better shut the fuck up.
I mean, I don't know why you keep requesting this song.
You know, I fucking hate this transgender ghetto five piece of shit.
Oh, Christ.
Oh, God.
I got a band, but I got a plan.
I'm a Friday's chicken in my head.
I got some hot grease and a whole chicken.
I mean, I don't know what else to say, dude.
I fucking hate this goddamn ghetto five piece of trash song.
Oh, no, my fried ticket gonna take you over.
Everybody want a piece of my chicken.
They just got that fresh hot ghetto fried chicken.
Everybody want a piece of my chicken.
Dude, all of you in the chat room just shut the fuck up, dude.
Hey, Colonel Transisto with a diamond.
He's tired of this old racist ass song.
Oh, shit, Colonel Transisto.
One piece of my chicken, you gon' crawl down the street.
It's free to lick it, it's real big.
Y'all know you want to be a little bit more.
I mean, I hate this song, dude.
I hate this fucking song because not only does the song suck, but it reinforces the stereotype of urban America.
I mean, does anybody disagree with me that this reinforces the stereotype of urban America?
Everybody stop dancing in the chat room right now.
Everybody stop dancing Shove it off your goddamn ass.
Shove a fucking chicken leg and a corn cob up your hole.
I'm looking at the chat.
No wonder D-Live doesn't want to partner me.
Look at these toxic fucks in the chat.
Look at these toxic fucks.
Look at these toxic fucks.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Let's move on.
All right.
Yeah, we get it.
We get it.
Yeah.
Thanks a lot, Mr. Uberman.
132.
Thank you.
Yeah, that's great.
Yeah, fuck peaches for Christ's sake.
I hate that fucking song.
You all fucking know it, but you're like, you know what?
We want to do we're going to fucking play fucking Friday chicken.
Friday chicken.
All right.
All right.
We are at the last fucking video.
Hopefully, this is the last video.
This one was requested.
Once again, Midnight Cowboy Management.
It didn't say anything, but Midnight Cowboy Management requested this one up in here.
And what the fuck?
Ah, god damn it.
This fucking stupid midget show, you fucking stupid fucking midget fucking livey bullshit.
Fucking IMDB.
I can't, dude.
I mean, what the fuck, man?
Why do you keep donating to stupid midget livey?
Why do you keep donating this shit?
For fuck's sake.
Why?
Why?
You haven't.
This stupid fucking midget.
I'm tired of seeing this midget tonight.
Best of luck with this one.
Fucking Midnight Cowboy Management.
Go fuck yourself, dude.
Okay.
Yeah.
It's Jonah the whale at first.
Jonah the Whale.
The fuck is this old man talking about what a fucking jackass What a fucking jackass.
Where were you with the overall button?
Oh, fucking.
What the fuck?
Somebody made a tarred sticker out of me.
Look at the new tarred sticker in the chat room.
Fucking God damn it.
God damn it.
I didn't know there is a.
You know what?
I'm into this show after this fucking clip, dude.
Fuck you, people.
I'm not going to fucking let you treat me like this.
My fucking voice is fucked, and I still came here and did a show.
I still came here and did a show.
And you look at these fuckers.
Look at them with these stickers, man.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Gotta be top three now.
Oh, damn.
Fucking assholes, man.
I'm telling you, you fuckers will rule the day.
You did that shit.
You fuckers will rule the day.
Before we say goodbye to you, though, let's reveal these missing answers.
That will mean absolutely nothing to you.
Jesus Christ, give me my fucking drink.
I need to drink beer.
Theon Greyjoy.
You know, Theon.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Number nine.
Look at all these dumb stickers that are being made of yours, truly, Miles.
Number eight.
Jora Mormon.
Number seven, Jamie Lannister.
Who gives a fuck?
You stupid midget with a Tonka toy body and a 78-pound fucking head.
Who gives a fuck?
Jon Snow.
Number three.
Daenerys Targaryen.
Oh, God.
Cersei Lannister.
And number one, Tyrion Lannister.
Oh, my God, dude.
I won't forget them now, though.
No, you won't.
Oh, my God.
That went well, I think.
I think you got away with that.
Yeah.
And wait a minute.
You're planning stickers on my fucking forum on Ghost.report, you dicks.
You're using my forum to fuck with me?
What the fuck?
I knew I should have taken down that forum post.
I knew I should have taken it down.
By God, I'm taking it down.
Coming up, Captain Dennis.
I'M TAKING IT DOWN!
They're fucking using my own goddamn forum against me, dude.
I'm taking it down after tonight.
Fuck all of you people.
All right, look, that's it.
We get it.
Wait, where is this?
Welcome back to Tennibal, where the older Tennibal looks fucking stupid fucking midget.
It gets on my nerves.
I don't like this stupid midget's head and the way it's looking at me.
All right.
How in the fuck do actual Brit Mongs watch this shit?
Now, as you're the cat, what?
What?
Oh, my God.
Life.
Life.
So getting BTFO'd by stickers, chat wins, you don't win shit.
All right.
R Master.
So when are you going to kill the forums, ghost?
R Master wants to know?
I'm probably going to do it this weekend.
I'll see what happens.
We'll see what fucking happens.
But I'm definitely taking down that forum post.
I mean, if these sons of bitches are going to be doing this kind of shit to me, why the hell should I even have a goddamn forum post?
I mean, seriously, man, why in the fuck should I even have a goddamn forum post if this is the kind of crap that you people are going to do to me?
Oh my god, dude.
I don't even know what to say for Christ's sake.
Needed A Palate Cleanser00:06:08
Anyway, look, that's it, okay?
That's it.
I'm thinking about shutting down the show now.
I shouldn't have even done a fucking show because my voice is fucked up.
But you know what?
I'm going to wait.
I'm going to wait five minutes.
I'm going to smoke some tetrahydrocannabinol.
I'm going to drink some booze.
And maybe if I'm in a different mood, and you know what?
I'm going to open up the chest, okay?
I'm going to open up the chest again, okay?
I'm going to open up the chest again.
As a matter of fact, to keep people listening, I'm going to put another 500 into the chest.
All right.
Put another 500 in that chest.
There it is, baby.
Another 500.
Lemons in the chest.
And what is this?
The community.
The fuck does the community say?
Even if you take down the forum, we've made a backup of the whole forum so we can host it elsewhere.
Why the fuck would you do that?
Oh, Christ.
Turkey Taters, really, asshole.
Really?
Oh, Christ.
Ghost enjoy and relax.
Oh, yeah.
I'm really having a, I'm really relaxing now.
Yeah, I've been relaxing all fucking night for Christ's sake.
Yeah, that's me, Mr. Relaxed.
Yeah, that's fucking great.
Let's get Turkey Taters' fucking video dono out of the way.
And so I can open up this chest and I can do me for Christ's sake.
All right.
Oh, look.
Okay, thank you, Turkey Taters.
I needed a little bit of a palate cleanser, okay?
I needed a bit of a palate cleanser.
Some dogs.
Adulting dogs.
Look at these puppers.
Look at these dogs.
Oh.
I have a soft spot for puppers, man.
I'm not even joking.
Look at these doggos.
Oh, my God.
That's hilarious.
That's hilarious, dude.
Oh, look at this little puppy.
He's getting his fucking paper.
Oh, my God.
I think this is.
You see, I needed a palate cleanser like this.
I needed a palate cleanser.
Capitalist Polar Bear.
And here I was thinking it was more tenable.
Yeah, no shit.
No way.
We needed a palate cleanser like this, dude.
We needed one.
Good boy.
We needed a palate cleanser.
Look at that.
Look at that pupper.
And he's crying like a little pumper.
Oh.
Oh, look at that little puppy.
Good boy.
Don't feed your dog, McDonald's.
What are you talking about?
That's pretty funny.
Colonel Transisco with a diamond.
Press HP if Ghost Wife is his dog.
Fuck you, fucking Colonel Transisco.
Go count your coin collection, you dickhead.
Oh, the dog's feeding a little lamb.
He's feeding a little lamb.
Oh.
The Gorilla Channel.
What are you, a homo?
No, I'm not, you fucking idiot.
What kind of a name is the gorilla channel anyway, you piece of shit?
Look at these little puppers.
Oh, I needed a palate cleanser like this, dude.
I needed a palette.
Look at all these fucking dickheads in the chat room and how they talk to me.
Look, he's got banana.
He's got a banana.
Where's the black man?
I mean, where's his, where's, never mind.
Oh, look at the pupper.
Look at the pauper, dude.
He's cutting grass.
Hey, wait a minute.
We got a Ninja Geeny by ST Mike the Mean Genie.
Don't leave.
Let's do some rape.
Dude, shut up.
I appreciate the Ninja Geni ST Mike.
But you fuckers.
You fuckers have literally fucking fucked with me for the last time.
And I'm going to show you a thing or two.
I'm going to show you a thing or two, boy.
And oh, look at these puppers.
Look at these little pumpers, dude.
Look at those pumpers.
Oh, he's driving the car.
The puppy's driving the car.
The pumper's driving the car.
And by the way, get Ghost is a snowflake out of here.
Get him out of here.
Get him the fuck out of here.
Nobody wants to hear his shit.
The Pumper's driving the car!
The Pumper's.
That's just amazing, dude.
That's just amazing.
You gotta love.
Look at these dogs.
Oh.
A little pumper that likes taking a bath.
He likes taking a bath at all.
Look at this pupper guarding this little baby and the baby's getting licked a little.
Ah, yeah.
Yeah.
Look at that.
That's just beautiful.
That's the next week give you a bath.
That's beautiful.
That is so beautiful. That's beautiful.
Oh, that's great, dude.
That's great.
Want Me To Do Dateline00:03:03
Are you kidding me?
Come on!
Wow, these are good dogs to be sitting still and doing this.
Seriously What the hell?
What the fuck?
He's making his own lunch.
He's driving.
Look at him.
He's driving.
Dude, that was great.
That was excellent, dude.
I really needed to see something like that as a palate cleanser.
Thank you, Turkey Taters.
I thought you were just being a little bit of a troll, but obviously you were thinking about yours truly over here because, I mean, listen to all the, look at all these people.
Look at all these pricks.
Look at all these pricks sitting over here trying to make me look like some fucking milky licking pieces of nipple clamp loving butt plug-upy ass looking shit.
All right.
And by the way, get Ghost is Gay out of here, too.
Get him out of here.
All right.
Get him the fuck out of here.
I know who that is.
They don't need to be in here anyway.
Get them out.
We don't need them in here.
All right.
Anyway, look, give me five minutes.
Give me five minutes so I can drink a little bit, so I can smoke a little bit of the tetrahydrocannabinol.
And then we'll see.
Who wants radio graffiti?
Who wants radio graffiti?
Maybe I'll do it.
Maybe I won't.
I don't know.
I'm not in a very good mood right now.
I'll tell you that.
All right.
I'll tell you that right damn now.
But I'll tell you what I need to do.
I need more beer.
All right.
That's what the fuck I need.
Give me another beer for Christ's sake.
All right.
Look at everybody.
Everybody wants radio graffiti all of a sudden.
Look at that.
Everybody wants radio graffiti.
Some people want me to do the date line.
Dude, there's not going to be anybody on the date line, dude.
It's fucking three in the moaning.
It's three in the moaning, for Christ's sake, dude.
All right.
I'll tell you what.
Next Saturday Night Troll Show, We'll do fucking Dateline as soon as I start the show.
So there'll be plenty of fucking bimbos there doing their shit.
And Capitalist Polar Bear with a diamond, Radio Graffiti, fuck Dateline.
No, I'm serious.
Dateline, you have to have the women.
You have to have the women there.
You want a plethora of women.
And I want women in San Antonio so I can have them go places and show up.
And then like, you know.
I don't know.
Well, I don't know.
We'll see what happens.
We'll see what happens.
Anyway, but we'll do, I don't know if we're going to do Radio Graffiti yet.
I don't know where we're going to do Radio Graffiti yet.
And I'm going to show next Saturday, you fucking idiot.
And I always say, look, from now on, if I don't show up on Saturday, I will do a Sunday show.
Raid Burger Planet Right Now00:08:26
Okay.
I mean, seriously, I will do a Sunday show if for whatever reason there's a fight, there's a boxing match.
I mean, that's pretty much the reason why I'll fucking go ahead and not do a show, okay?
Because of that.
So just letting you know, Saturdays, the only reason I'll take off is so that I like combat sports, okay?
I love combat sports.
I like seeing people beating the shit out of each other.
I like that shit.
All right.
Anyway, we are here, and I'm about to open up the chest here, by the way.
I'm about to open up the chest.
So before I do, Turkey Taters.
Turkey Taters in the house.
No worries, mate.
You're good.
Thank you very much, dude.
That was a great video.
I needed that kind of palette cleanser because I was just about to end the fucking show.
But you could thank Turkey Taters, okay?
You could thank Turkey Taters for that.
Give me a drink.
All right.
As you can see, I try to give away as many lemons as I can in the chest.
And whenever it comes Thursday, I guess I reach the limit or something.
I don't know.
But I want you all to know that I'm giving most of my lemons away.
I don't understand.
I go and listen to other D-Live streamers and try to give lemons over there and try to do the right thing.
And yet D-Live still denies me a goddamn partner, a sub-button.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
And what is this?
Sunburst Unicorn.
How about stream rating?
Oh, my God.
Stream rating.
I mean, there's nobody, there's nobody, there's nobody streaming right now, dude.
There's nobody worth the shit that's streaming, for Christ's sake.
All right.
I mean, I would, but you guys just bombarded me with $20, $20, dude.
No one's fucking on.
I mean, I mean, even fucking Pettus, this fucking faggot knows that shit.
Are you kidding me?
Give me my smoke.
You gotta hold it in.
Gotta let it hit the brain, dude.
Gotta hold it in, let it hit the brain.
Raid Burger Planet.
Burger Planet hates me, dude.
I mean, if I raid Burger Planet, he's gonna get all fucking butthurt and upset and all that shit, dude.
He's gonna get triggered and all that fucking garbage.
I mean, seriously.
All right.
How many people want me to raid Burger Planet?
Put one in the chat if you want me to raid Burger Planet right now.
All right.
Put one in the chat.
And this dude hates me, dude.
I'm not even joking around.
All right.
Let me explain to you what happened to Burger Planet.
Okay.
We actually had somebody, because we used to troll Burger Planet back in the day, you know, and he was always a good sport about it.
That's why he doesn't like yours truly.
We actually had him.
We actually had somebody go up to him when he was at Ice Poseidon's birthday party about two or three years ago.
And somebody went up to him and said, hey, the capitalist army's here.
They're looking for you, and he was scared shitless the whole fucking evening, okay?
Amongst a whole bunch of other shit we did to Burger Planet.
That's why he's not, he's not a big friend of ours, okay?
He's not, oh, oh, now everybody wants me to raid Burger Planet.
Now everybody wants me to raid Burger Planet.
All right, look, if you're going to raid him, he's a Bernie bro.
So, you know, do Trump 2020 bullshit.
I mean, you know, he's going to get pissed off that I raided him.
I'm telling you all this right now.
He's going to get pissed.
Hold on, let me drink and smoke a little bit, and I guess we'll raid this idiot, and then we'll fucking do radio graffiti.
But let me, let me drink.
Let me get a little inebriated up in here.
All right.
I still came here, even though I had a fucked up voice.
I still came here, dude.
Daylight saving time and all that shit.
And no, I'm not doing the chest first.
You sit there and wait for the fucking chest, you fucking piece of shit.
You all wanted me to raid Burger Planet.
Well, you sit there and shut the fuck up and wait for that goddamn chest to be open, you milky liquor.
All right.
All right, let's go ahead and let's get to it.
Let's just raid Burger Planet really fast.
All right.
Just raid that commie SOB according to Colonel Transisco.
Well, let's go ahead and do it.
What is he doing?
I want to take the stealth sugar.
Depends on what kind of, if I'm trying to go sell you, trying to make a somebody.
And by the way, Burger Planet has stopped drinking as well.
And what's unfortunate about Burger Planet is that, oh no, don't say the capitalist army's coming for you, dude.
Master of the patient.
It's Jake.
Look, you're going to get fucking Trump 2020, Trump 2020, GX.
Look, he's getting pissed.
I told you.
Look, he's getting upset.
He's getting pissed.
Trump 20.
Look, he's getting upset.
He's getting fucking upset.
Look at him.
Oh, my God.
Look at now.
Now you're bringing me into this.
The bot will get you.
Look at this shit.
Look, he's getting triggered.
He's getting triggered.
Is Bernie broke, fucking idiot?
There's Capitalist Polar Bear.
God, what a faggot.
Yeah, no shit.
Guy has 20 viewers.
Nightbot's making it real easy for you.
Oh, yeah.
Nightbot's making it real easy.
Are you serious?
Look at this what I'm saying.
This is the content you have to do when you just sit as a coward and don't even show your face.
Oh!
Yes!
Coward.
Yes!
Anonymity and spout off your age.
Oh!
TRIGGERED! TRIGGERED! TRIGGERED!
I'd love to see you try to do what I do.
I don't need to do what you do!
You make 20 bucks fucking going around annoying people for five hours.
You go around harassing people for five hours and make 20 bucks.
Look at my life.
You know, I'm out here putting my face out there.
I go outside.
I show my face.
I'm not some scared racist scumbag.
I'm not racist, Burger.
That's slander.
That is liable as slander.
I am not a racist.
I am not a racist.
I'm a melting pot of friendship.
Whatever.
Well.
Oh, that's cool.
I get, like, YouTube doesn't like bullies.
It sure would be a shame.
Sure would be a shame what, you fucking pussy.
Sure would be a shame what?
The 40 Trump supporters are here.
It would be a shame what, you fucking ginger bitch.
Can you hear the free promotion of Trump?
One brain fill.
Beance.
Trump 2020.
Look at how triggered he is.
He's so fucking triggered, dude.
He's so triggered.
Look at this fucking piece of trash.
What's up, Fluffy Gamer?
I'm living red-free in your head, you fucking ginger.
Imagine liking Trump, seriously.
Getting a little triggered.
He's So Fucking Triggered00:15:39
He's getting a little annoyed.
Yeah, Bernie 2020.
I don't care.
What a fucking idiot.
Talking about politics and thinking the president does goddamn anything.
Yeah.
Hey, Donald Trump has been great.
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, Burger.
I love the salt mining that's going on here.
I love the salt mining.
Imagine being a freelitter.
Imagine being sitting at home on a Saturday night watching me being jealous.
Nobody's jealous of you.
We're looking at you being triggered.
We like the salt.
Keep giving us your energy.
We like it.
it's like 2016 in here i know right look look at the triggering in his eyes Look at the triggering in his eyes.
Okay.
You know that?
Man, look at his tism face.
It's enough.
Looking at his tism face.
The boy Jake with a diamond on him.
Thanks, Billy.
F you.
What?
Where's what?
You're not.
Look, what the hell?
What the hell?
What a scam!
What a fucking...
What a chargeback time!
Are you fucking joking?
Oh, my God, this guy, he didn't even play Billy's message.
He didn't even play Billy's.
This is why I didn't want to raid this fucking piece of shit.
You get it now?
I mean, charge that shit back.
Are you fucking joking me?
Give me a break.
What a scammer, dude.
What a fucking scammer, man.
All right, dude, that's it.
I've had enough.
All right.
What a piece of shit.
He's got his donations on, and yet, hey, yeah, thanks for the down now, dude.
Didn't even let the text-to-speech go.
Nothing.
Unfucking believable.
Unfucking believable.
What a fucking scamming, gingered piece of shit.
Oh my god.
Here we are.
We're giving him a fiver, you know?
Just because we appreciate the salt being mine from his disgusting tism face.
And this son of a bitch can't even fucking play the text and text and speech.
Oh, well, dude, I'm not on YouTube anymore, Faggot.
I'm not on YouTube.
Fucking idiot.
Fuck you and your fucking strikes, all right?
Fuck you, Burger Planet.
Fuck you.
Yeah, yeah, I mean, sure, be ashamed.
I get this fucking guy.
Look at this fucking guy.
Look at Billy F.U.
Well, that was fucking gay.
You're damn right.
Guys, go play some video games.
We're trying to have a real chat over here.
Oh, yeah.
Real fucking chat.
All right.
All right.
I mean, seriously, what a fucking idiot, this guy.
I should channel strike him for mentioning me.
That's what I should do.
Guys, I'm in the stream because it's been six hours.
Oh, he's ending up.
Oh!
We, we win!
We win!
Trump 2020!
We win!
We win!
Oh my god!
He got so triggered that he fucking he fucking ended his stream!
He ended his fucking stream!
Oh my god, what a puss!
What a grade A fucking puss.
Not even fucking joking, dude.
What a grade A puss.
Marshall Burnsey, what's up, dude?
Where's this soy guzzling tard walking?
His face makes it look like he already lost his soul.
Hope he ain't walking around NYC or I'm gonna have to go on the no dude.
This guy's in Los Angeles, okay?
Believe it or not, Burger Planet has no problem eating out of the trash.
This is the same guy that stole a fucking piece of pizza from a homeless man.
Okay, this is that type of scumbag that we're dealing with, for Christ's sake.
I should put a copyright strike on Burger Planet for even mentioning me, libelists, trying to call me a racist, which I'm not a racist.
I hate white nationalists.
As a matter of fact, I'm an equal opportunity criticizer, okay?
Because everybody, I've had documented evidence that I am not a white nationalist.
I've talked shit about them.
I've talked shit about everybody.
I should fucking, I should fucking copyright strike him if he's going to be fucking doing that shit to me.
I'm not joking around.
All right?
I'm not joking around.
And if he wants to sue me, I'd be more than happy to get my lawyer, Shecklesteen Noseberg, to pursue this.
All right.
And by the way, I think Blade just came on.
Let's see what Blade's doing.
All right.
Let's see what Blade's doing.
And like.
Oh, we got a sober Blade going on.
All right.
$170 bottle of this really fancy fucking...
Hey, look, there's people in the chat room in OnlyUseMeBlade saying report Burger Planet Streamlabs.
Look at that.
You guys get a fucking swatted thousand.
Oh my God.
Look at report Burger Planet Streamlabs.
I need RV part.
Oh my God.
That's hilarious.
Appreciate you.
You guys come down to fucking.
That's hilarious, dude.
Hey, sorry, Maz, you got to work overtime with the spam, but I appreciate you.
So where the hell are they at?
Does anybody know where does anybody know where Blade's at out here?
What's up, Flamin' Creations with a Trump 2020?
Gordy with a GX, Dabzilla with a GX.
What's up and dramatic?
Nihal.
I just texted Brad.
I said later to pay for his Uber to get here.
GX Clown World in the house.
Skolmer in the house.
Pettis in the house.
Gordy in the house.
Eric Wolf.
Bozo the Tard in the house.
Yeah, I saw Bunch's video, dude.
Tijuana genius in the house.
Mr. Person in the house.
We had the Wonder Build 2, the new one.
You lost it.
Yeah, we lost it.
Venom Snake in the house.
Yeah.
What's up to Johnny Boston?
Metal Reaper, Sean Rushford.
Johnny Boston.
I think.
I think.
Power Rangers.
He said it on the screen.
What?
Attack 30s.
We got a Colonel Transisco with a diamond.
There you go.
What a chicken shit red bastard Burger man was.
Yeah, no shit.
I remember the backup cast.
Yeah.
He's just over the pillshow, you know.
It looks like this is going to be.
I apologize about that.
It looks like it's going to be a lame stream here, dude.
Name name.
What's up, Dabzilla?
View Came Guru, man.
It's Jake, Chris Johnson.
Sharon Cox is in the house.
Yeah, he bought a bunch of bottles of Jaeger, so that.
Billy F.U., dude.
Sorry, you got scammed by Burger Planted, dude.
That sucks.
That really sucks.
Appalachian Andy.
Little Bruises, Brad or Riot.
We're working on it.
We are working on getting Brad in the building.
Best believe it.
What's up, Daddy?
Yeah, we're in, dude.
We're chilling like some insane villains.
I do have Red Bulls.
I do have Red Bulls.
I have Hella Yeager and Red Bulls.
Would you like to see?
Do I need to prove it?
So I'm not scamming anybody.
Oh, look, he knows about the scam, baby.
He knows about the scam in here.
Save her with Harzer.
Hey, what's with the vibrator in the background?
Oh, I'm officially off the keto.
Wait a minute.
That's an already opened bottle of Jaeger.
Yeah.
Fuck it, dude.
Fuck it.
Free shots from the chat.
Yo, we got the brisket right here, too.
It's from last night.
I went and got it this morning.
I left it.
A brisket?
What the fuck is you know?
What the hell?
What kind of brisket was that?
What's up, guys?
Man, look at how bad he's shaking, dude.
You know, that's not from alcohol withdrawals.
That's from diabetes.
That's from hardcore diabetes, dude.
That is not from alcohol withdrawals, dude.
This dude has a horrible diabetes, and he's going to die from it if he doesn't stop, dude.
And you know, I feel bad for Blade, dude.
This is the same guy who did a Christmas tree with Jaeger bottles.
And he sent the picture to Jaeger.
He sent the video to the Jaeger company.
And they gave him a couple of stickers.
That's all they did.
I'm calling bad or not.
Do it on the speaker.
Go for it.
Man, that dude Blade is dude.
Blade, that's a lot of shaking, dude.
Hey, what's up, Dessey in the house?
Captain Dessey.
I'm sorry about the time.
Anything I could do about it.
Captain Desi in the place.
Somebody in the chat room said he looks like he has cirrhosis of the liver.
He probably does.
He's been to the hospital a few times and claims that his liver is fine.
All right.
We're going to get Brad here, dude.
All right, everybody, I think that we're done here.
Let's go ahead.
How many people think that we should just move on from this?
We triggered Burger.
He cut off his stream.
We're chilling here with Blade.
I don't know, man.
I mean, you know.
I've had to tell my friend Eric to take off his sweatshirt.
I don't know.
What does everybody think we should do in the chat?
What an idiot?
Wait, it has his actual phone number?
Yeah.
Move on to Radio Graffiti.
Everybody's like, move on to Radio Graffiti.
That is aged as fuck.
Yeah, he kept getting pieces.
All right.
Anyway, cheers to Only Use Me Blade.
He just leaked his number, man.
All right.
Thank you very much.
All right.
Let's go ahead and let's move on to something else.
All right.
Take this off.
Take this off.
Anyway.
Cheers to Blade.
I hope that he gets drunk off fire sales and all that other stuff.
All right.
Anyway, before we move on to Radio Graffiti, I'd like to say I want some more beer is what the fuck I'd want.
All right.
Anyway, people are telling me to raid Fat Elvis.
Hey, what's up, Billy F you, dude?
Oh, my God.
I'm sorry, dude.
That fucking Burger Planet fucking scammed you, dude.
That's fucked up.
All right.
He says it's fine.
I make more than that fat fuck.
I wonder how his wife he ditched looks like a dip shit.
To be honest with you, dude, Burger Planet is a fucking rich kid.
His father and his mother have a decent amount of income.
I mean, his father has his own plane, okay?
So this fucking Burger Planet, the whole reason why he's out there in LA is because he thinks he's going to be a fucking star again.
I'm not even joking around.
Burger Planet actually had his own fucking show on MTV.
I'm not even fucking joking around.
I think this was the early 2000s.
All right.
Early 2000s, for Christ's sake.
And this guy actually had his own show, and it was canceled like after about, I don't know, a few shows or something.
And he thinks that that kind of shit is going to happen to him again, even though he's living out of a van, has a piss jug, etc.
And look, people are saying, raid Fat Elvis.
Fat Elvis isn't even on, dude.
All right.
Fat Elvis is not on.
His stream, he doesn't have a stream on right now.
I'm looking at it right now.
The last stream he had was a day ago.
So, you know, we can't raid Fat Elvis.
All right.
I would.
Otherwise, I would, dude.
I would absolutely, but we can't raid Fat Elvis.
All right.
Now, give me five minutes here so I can get a little inebriated.
And once I do, I'm going to go ahead and hook it up with Radio Graffiti so everybody can chill with me.
We're already in 3:30 and the moaning because of daylight savings time.
And Carlo Transisco with another diamond, baby.
He says, press W if Burger Planet is a woman.
Dude, Burger Planet is a piece of garbage, dude.
I don't like Burger Plant.
I really hope nothing but the worst for this fucking piece of trash.
He is a waste of human life.
He is what I say all Bernie bros are.
This is a fucking 38, 39-year-old man who's living out of a van thinking that he's going to have his, something's going to happen.
And, you know, things are going to happen to him.
This guy's been living out of his van for fucking four years.
Nothing has happened.
Nothing has happened.
And Billy F.U., rich kid doesn't count.
I still make more.
I'm sure you do, dude.
I'm just simply stating that this fucking Burger Planet out here, this guy is just a waste of life.
He made bad decisions.
Half of his life is gone.
That's why he's trying to like, you know, he's trying to like reinforce himself.
Like, hey, dude, what are you doing?
You're over there behind Hanonimity, like, spreading your hate.
And, you know, I'm over here.
I'm living my life, dude.
I'm out here real life.
I'm showing my face.
Nobody wants to see your fucking ugly face.
Nobody wants to see your ugly, fucked-up, ginger-soulless fucking face.
You know what I'm saying?
And why is it that fucking Burger Planet wants to be a Birdie Bro?
I'm not even joking.
Everybody that wants to be a Birdie Bro, we should just, people like bums and people that have nothing to do should descend on their homes and say, hey, since you're a socialist, why don't you give me a fucking meal?
Why don't you give me a room?
Why don't you give me a place to stay?
Why don't you give me a place to take a shit?
Because that is what socialism is.
I mean, we should.
I'm not even joking.
You should all descend on Burger Planet's mother and father's home in Indiana and say, hey, since your son doesn't really give a shit and he wants to be a Bernie bro, does that make y'all Birdie Bros?
And if y'all are Birdie Bros, can I just stay here?
Descend On Burger Planet's Home00:09:25
I'll be better than your son.
Okay.
I won't be an obnoxious, you know, fucking piece of bloated fucking middle-aged trash that has accomplished nothing.
I'll actually be a good son.
Anyway.
Anyway, Burger Planet over here.
You know, it wouldn't be a shame.
You know, I got a copyright strike.
Fuck you, Burger Planet.
You're a fucking pussy piece of shit.
All right.
And your fucking mother and father should be pistol whipped for fucking giving you and supporting you anytime after the fucking garbage that you have put yourself through the past four years doing in real life streaming.
You've stolen from a homeless man.
Here, let me show you that.
Let's just show that.
I got to show you.
I'm not even joking around.
All right.
All right.
Since this guy wants to be a fucking fucking prick, I got to show you this fucking garbage.
All right.
Here it is right here.
Here it is.
Here it is.
Here, where is it?
Come on, man.
Oh, what?
Did he take it down because he's humiliated?
Huh?
You take it down because you're humiliated because you stole from a homeless man?
What a fucking piece of trash.
Anyway, I'm trying to look for the video in which he steals from the homeless.
And of course, you know, he took that down.
But this one's even better.
I'm going to show you right now.
I'm about to show you a clip of which Burger Planet.
This happened about two years ago.
Burger Planet actually tried to pick up a retard.
He actually tried to lure and pick up a retard and lure into his van.
This is why your fucking parents, Burger Planet, should be pistol whipped for supporting you, a fucking piece of shit loser.
Okay, I'm not even kidding around.
You are a piece of shit loser, and I hope that nothing but the worst happens to you, okay?
All right.
All right, here it is.
Let's play it.
Burger Planet tries to pick up a fucking homeless fucking girl.
Homeless, retarded girl, by the way.
Here, let's listen to this.
Rejected by Ice Poseidon.
Josh, what's your name?
Patricia.
He actually tried it.
Look! Look!
You wanna go walk somewhere?
Look!
A straw for the strawberry Thank you.
When you're this ugly, you have to be funny, you know?
Yeah.
Because I like with her shirt.
Ugly, but potentially fuckable.
How about beautiful and definitely fuckable?
Fuck you, man.
Who said that?
Who the fuck said that?
Get the fuck out of here.
How dare you talk about Patricia that way?
Guys, it's not for you to fucking judge.
I mean, do you see this?
I don't really think.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm, I have autism.
If she has a mental thing, then fine.
I can't do it.
How can I judge?
I hang out with Ice Poseidon.
He's the most autist streamer on the internet.
I hang out with Ice Poseidon.
He does not have down.
You got rejected from Ice Poseidon, you fucking.
Oh, my God.
My god $40?
Now, little did fucking Burger know that this retard was actually an unfortunate hooker and a pimp was in the back.
And as this happened, the pimp said, now, dad, you know, I'm going to be $40.
Oh, my God.
Huh?
Yeah.
Oh, no.
You do that.
No, she's a nice girl.
Why you do that?
I like you!
I just feel like I'm all alone.
He actually thought.
This guy actually thought.
I don't want to play the rest of it, but this guy actually thought that he was going to score with this retard.
And little did he know that this retard is actually a prostitute with a damn pimp in the background.
Huh?
I mean, this guy actually was thinking about the future with this bitch and all this shit.
Oh, my God.
Hey, what is this?
Billy F.U., wasn't the wife he ditched hot?
I feel bad for the kids.
No, he never had a wife.
He never had a wife or a kid.
That was actually his brother's kids.
And yeah, he doesn't have a wife.
He says that just to kind of troll the people that are fucking trolling him.
But yeah, he doesn't have a wife or he doesn't have any children or any of that shit.
So don't listen to him when he says that.
All right.
Anyway, give me about five minutes and then we'll fucking do some radio graffiti and then I'm going to get the hell out of here.
But I'm looking for something to leave you guys with as I go and I have to hook up the lines for radio graffiti and all that shit.
But yeah, that's it.
That's Burger Planet right there.
That's the birdie bro that supposedly cares about people was willing to take advantage of a retard.
Unfortunately, the pimp pimp already did that.
Tell him that's $40.
Tell him that's $40.
Jesus Christ.
All right, hold on just a second.
Let me drink this and let me smoke.
And then I'll leave you guys with a video.
And when I come back, we'll do some fucking radio goddamn graffiti here.
All right, let's see what we got here.
Let me see.
I'm trying to look in my history to try to see if I can leave you guys with something.
But all my history is comprised of all of your donos.
You know that?
No wonder YouTube has got some weird fucking suggestions for me over here.
Because it's all comprised of your shit.
It's all comprised of your fucking sick ass donations.
Colonel Transisco, are you going to leave us with the ball python?
What the fuck the hell does that mean?
The fuck does a ball python?
What the hell is that shit?
Jesus Christ.
And by the way, Colonel Transisco, number three, next to ST Mike and Capitalist Polar Bear for the top donators of lemons.
So because the lemon chest is fat, you got to fucking thank those Mofos, okay?
You got to thank those Mofos, okay?
Hold on.
I got an idea.
I got an idea.
Excuse me.
Now I'm belching.
I got an idea.
I know where to put it on.
Hey, it's a Saturday night troll show, so why not?
All right, I got it.
Here it is.
Here it is.
This is a pretty good one, by the way.
I'll go ahead and leave this here when I'm ready to go for radio.
Oh, oh, sorry.
You know it's going to be some old stuff.
Anyway, give me five minutes here.
Let me drink.
And once we do so, I'm going to leave y'all with the video.
And then when I come back, radio graffiti time.
All right.
Everybody understand that?
And with the boy Jake, I can't wait for more N-words on Radio Graffiti.
Dude, come on, dude.
Anytime you hear something that sounds like me, all right, when it comes to Radio Graffiti, you know it's a bunch of bullshit.
All right.
You know it's a bunch of bullshit.
Colonel Transisco, ball python equals snake people that keep as a pet.
Let me tell you something.
If you keep a snake as a pet, you got a lot of problems.
All right.
The snake has no friends.
The snake knows that, much like the spider.
You know, these two entities, they know they have no friends.
So even if you try to reason with it by feeding it, they don't give a shit.
They'll fucking bite the hand that feeds.
So I'm just, I'm just saying, all right?
Give me some drink.
I've drank a lot of alcohol, yet I'm not fucking buzzing at all, dude.
Public Service Announcement00:02:16
It must be them chili dogs that I had.
And by the way, I'm not talking about, you know, whenever you fuck somebody in the ass and you pull it out and there's a little bit of fucking, you know, ascremit residue on your private part and you call it the chili dog.
I'm not, I'm not talking about that.
I'm talking about real chili dogs.
All right.
Anyway, let me get some more fucking butt.
Give me my fucking dope.
All right.
Give me my fucking dope.
All right.
All right.
Here it is for Christ's sake.
And listen, I'm not talking about gay anal sex, idiots, all right?
All right.
I mean, you know, you can do anal sex with a woman, all right?
Hopefully, you've got a woman that'll go there.
And if you happen to be married to that woman and she doesn't let you do that, she don't love you, okay?
If your fucking woman and you're married to her doesn't let you do whatever the fuck you want to her, then she doesn't love you.
She does not love you.
You should leave that bitch ASAP.
All right?
ASAP.
All right.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me smoke this.
Gotta hold it in.
Let it hit the brain, dude.
I'm not kidding.
I mean, if your wife's like, oh, I don't like sucking.
I don't like doing anything.
Then she don't love you, dude.
Doing it to somebody else, all right.
She doesn't love you, she thinks that you're you know that you're not deserving of that, all right.
I'm not kidding, I'm telling you all the truth.
I'm telling you all the truth.
This is some adult, you know, family entertainment.
This is a this is uh, this is a public service announcement for Christ's sake.
All right, Jesus Christ, this is a public service announcement.
Here, my drink if your wife doesn't allow you to do what you want to do to her sexually, your wife does not love you.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, man.
Let me smoke this a little bit more.
Adult Family Entertainment00:08:56
That's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm losing listeners.
I'm not losing listeners.
I don't, you know what?
I don't give a shit if I am, dude.
This is my time.
All right, I'm doing me right now.
I'm doing me right now.
I don't give a shit if I'm losing listeners.
I'm about to open up the chest.
So, everybody that left, that's their fucking loss.
That's their fucking loss.
Oh, God.
That was a hard hit, dude.
Sorry about that.
Oh, Jesus.
Give me a tissue.
I need another fucking tissue, man.
Oh, God.
Sorry, y'all had to hear that, dude.
I'm just, I'm just saying.
All right.
Before I open up this chest, okay, I'm not going to add another thousand fucking pedestals.
All right.
Just sit there and shut up and be happy with the fucking lemons you got.
Fucking piece of shit.
Before I open up the damn treasure chest, I think it's time for MOP!
You're goddamn right, baby.
I'm fucking drinking.
I'm filling myself up with piss and fury on this daylight saving Saturday night.
And I'm loving it, baby.
And I'm telling you, you know what?
I feel a lot better now that we made Burger Planet fucking just fucking completely rage quit.
That was great.
Somebody put that on IP2.
Somebody put that on IP2.
That fucking dumbass Burger Planet fucking rage quits right after fucking Ghost and his Saturday Night Troll Show fucking goons came in.
Yeah, there it is.
Somebody did it.
Here it is.
Look, put it on the PC shot so everybody can see this.
Put the PC shot on.
Now you go to IP2.
All right.
Hold on.
Let me show you how to do this.
All right.
You go to IP2, go to the Senate Senate right here.
Now, what you're going to do is hit new.
Okay, hit new because these are the new things.
All right, here it is.
Look at Burger Planet threatens to copyright strike ghost politics for playing a stream on his channel.
He ends after ghost fans won't stop trolling his chat.
Thumbs up that one right there.
Everybody thumbs up that right there because that's fucking hilarious.
Okay.
Everybody that just go and thumbs that shit up because that needs to be put on the front page of goddamn IP2 because then IP2 pricks are going to see that and they're going to do it too.
They're going to want to do it too.
They're going to want to do it.
Here, let's refresh this.
They're going to want to do it too, for Christ's sake.
All right.
Everybody, thumbs up that shit.
And cheers to German the gay frog.
Sub German the gay frog.
Anyway, take it off.
Anyway, I just want everybody to, everybody has to see that.
Everybody has to see fucking stupid ass fucking Burger Planet fucking talking all that shit.
Hey, dude, I'm over here.
I'm living my life, dude.
You know, what are you doing?
You're just, you're just in back of anonymity and you're just like, you're a racist, and I'm a Bernie bro.
I care about people.
I try to fuck retards.
And yeah, fuck you, ghost.
You're a fucking asshole.
It'd be a shame if somebody copyright struck you, you fucking asshole.
And by the way, I don't give a shit what anybody, you all know at this point, after 12 years of doing content, I don't give a shit what people do to my content.
All right, everybody.
I mean, I want to be honest with you.
Allowing people to do shit with your content keeps you alive.
It keeps you alive.
It gives you new fans and shit.
You know what I mean?
It gives you new people.
But of course, you know, it is what it is.
You know, people don't know that.
So once again, you all can take clips and, you know, put it.
I don't care.
I mean, I'm, I, yeah, Pettis, I'm not joking around.
I've, you know, I need to make that official that I copy left all my fucking broadcasts.
Excuse me.
Copy left all of them.
As opposed to copyright, copy left.
All right.
So anyway, it was, it was really funny, though.
That was.
It was really fucking funny that dumbass Burger Planet just got so triggered.
It's like, fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me take one more hit.
Let me smoke.
And then we're going to go to fucking Radio Graffiti.
It's three.
It's going to be four in the morning thanks to daylight savings time.
Can you believe that?
Hold on.
Excuse me.
I had to sneeze there.
I don't know what the hell that was about.
And no, I'm not getting Corona.
I'm smoking in here.
Unfortunately, because I smoke in here so much, I'm getting dust.
I'm getting dust in the air for Christ's sake.
Hey, who the hell is this?
Colonel Transisco, press O if Burger Planet smells like onions.
Are you fucking joking?
Smells like shit is what he smells like.
Are you kidding me?
He fucking smells like shit is what he smells like.
Probably smells like shit.
Puke, piss, fucking poop, fucking old cheese.
He smells like all that shit combined, man.
All right, let me take one more hit, and then I'm going to go, and I'm going to please excuse myself, and then we're going to get to Radio Graffiti.
That's it.
Let it hit the brain, dude.
Just gotta let it hit the brain, dude.
All right.
What I'm gonna do here is I'm gonna leave you with somebody who compiled some of the favorite true capitalist radio moments in a compilation.
And when I come back, we are gonna go ahead and move on with Radio Graffiti.
But since this is the Saturday night, Saturday night, Saturday night, Trump Show.
We're gonna go ahead and reminisce a little bit in memory in the corner of my mind.
Hold on.
Switch the channel.
That was a rare ghost sneeze.
Are you sick, ghost?
I'm not sick, dude.
I'm not fucking sick.
I don't understand why you fucking guys are saying I'm fucking sick.
I'm not fucking sick.
I'm sitting here broadcasting to you.
Said my voice was fucked up.
It's because I fucking scream, I yell, I do all that shit, man, for like eight fucking nine hours sometimes on a show, Tuesday and Thursday.
And I want to remind everybody, I'm on the ghost show Tuesday and Thursday, 8:30 p.m. Central Standard Time, and then Saturday Night Troll shows at 9 p.m.-ish Central Standard Time.
All right, Billy F.U. Billy F.U. said, I said, Bertie Bros, suck a dick, and I got put in timeout.
What I said, what I said, that was wrong.
What did you say that was wrong, Billy?
This guy's a fucking Bernie bro, okay?
This guy was pussy-pampered in middle America with he longed for nothing.
He had everything.
He's got a fucking rich family, dude.
All right.
And what is this?
Colonel Transisco, do you like to drink Guinness ghost?
No, I don't, dude.
Guinness sucks.
Oh, my God.
Look, I like to consider myself a beer connoisseur.
Don't get me wrong.
But Guinness can fuck itself.
That is the most disgusting shit I have ever tasted in my life.
All right.
And let me tell you something right now.
You're not supposed to drink a beer and like have grandiose of shit in your teeth and in your mouth.
Okay.
I mean, that's what fucking Guinness is.
You drink and you got this fucking like grandiose and like fucking dirt in your mouth for fuck's sake.
Are you kidding me?
I don't like Guinness.
I'm sorry, dude.
You know, I don't like Guinness.
I don't.
It's disgusting, man.
It's like licking an ass that hasn't been fucking wiped yet.
That's what it kind of reminds me of.
Grandiose Shit In Your Teeth00:06:33
All right.
It's like licking a dirty ass.
All right.
And then you got like shit balls and little shit crystals in your teeth and shit.
I mean, this is just disgusting, dude.
Hold on.
Let me let me let me hold it in.
Let me hold it and let it hit the brain, dude.
And dude, shut up in the chat room, dude.
It's a fucking joke.
All right.
You people are fucking.
That's the bad part about autists and ass burgers.
They don't understand sarcasm.
You know, they don't understand jokes.
They take everything literal.
That's why these fucking dumbass tards take fucking fantasy so real and comic books so real and shit.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Jesus Christ.
You fucking pieces of crap.
Anyway, let me, you know what?
I'm going to open up the chest now.
I'm going to open up the chest right now since we've got people that are listening and, you know, they're listening to me kind of late.
So I want to thank you people.
So by doing so, I am going to open up the chest of lemons.
And what happens is, folks, for all those folks that don't know that are listening, you need to participate in the chat.
You need to participate in the show, listen to the show, and, you know, participate in the chat room to be able to get the most lemons possible.
All right.
So we need everybody participating in the show.
I said, what did I say was wrong, LOL?
That's what I'm saying, dude.
I had to fucking rephrase it for you there, Billy.
All right.
I had to rephrase it for you there, Billy.
And by the way, you know, throw a couple of lemons.
I think that helps as well.
I think that every time I say I'm about to open up the damn chest, people throw a couple of lemons in there.
I don't know how this fucking whole shit works, but either way, I do appreciate the people that are listening.
And I do like this format of D Live that you can reward the folks that are listening to your broadcast.
I think that's, I think that's fucking great.
I think that's fucking hilarious.
All right.
I think that's cool.
I'm not even joking.
And you guys can cash these out once you have enough of them just for listening.
Just for listening.
So anyway, D Live, I hope that you reconsider and give me a, you know, give me a little bit of a partnership here.
Give me a sub button.
I'm not a fucking racist.
Okay, look, my fucking community sucks and it's toxic and whatever, but it's mine.
It's my community.
I love them.
Okay.
They've been around for a long fucking time.
I fucking love my fucking fans.
Okay.
So what?
They're a little toxic.
I mean, you know what that means?
And I'm not some asshole that's out here saying, hey, you better say what I told you to say.
You better be talking the way I'm telling you to talk.
You better be thinking the way I'm telling you to think.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, that's the way it is.
I mean, occasionally I'll be tired of a couple of people and I'll just fucking kick them out.
That's my personal shit.
That's my personal shit.
You know, people sometimes just get on my nerves.
They rub you the wrong way and just like, get the fuck out of here.
I don't want to see you.
Don't contribute to this.
All right.
So anyway, I just want to say, D Live, these are my peeps and I love them.
And I know there's a lot of people in here or possibly a part of the organization that are like, hey, this is not cultivating a positive community.
It's positive as you can get it.
Let's just put it that way.
All right.
This is the raw, true essence of the internet.
And I think people need to recognize that.
I think that, you know, what you're witnessing here is the raw, unadulterated insight of people's minds because they're able to, you know, exert whatever it is they want to say, whatever it is they want to do.
I mean, I think this is the true essence of the deep-rooted sickness of everybody's minds.
But the thing about it is this, okay?
Even though people have dark humor or they're kind of dark in their in their context of relating to the world, they are, most of these people are very intelligent, very intelligent, and they're not following the crowd.
And that's what I like about the people that listen to me.
They don't fucking follow crowds and trends.
They don't listen to the fucking mainstream media and thinks, oh, yeah, that's absolutely factual.
So anyway, I love you guys.
And, you know, I know D Live, they say that this is not a positive community.
It's enough for me, dude.
And I love each and every one of you.
So anyway, cheers to you guys.
And I will continue to do shows no matter what.
So let me open up this chest so I can reward you guys with a few lemons up in here.
1.7K, once again, in the treasure chest.
That means that there's 1,700 lemons.
So let's go ahead and give it to everybody in the chat room in 5-4-3-2-1.
It's being distributed now.
It's being distributed now.
And what I'd like for everybody to do is just post whatever you got just to let everybody know how much how much lemons you got.
And I will tell the top folks, the top four or five folks that got the most lemons in this 1.7K.
This is the second 1.7K opening today.
Just want to let everybody know.
Cheers to you all.
I love you guys.
So let's see what happened.
Let's see what people have.
See what people got.
It's still distributed now.
Unaborted.
Unaborted with 206.
Aura Aura with 119.
Kazi is.
I don't know who the hell that is.
Kazzi is with 86.3.
The boy Jake, 68.8, and Pettus.
Pettus with 57.7.
Unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
Anyway, cheers to everybody out there who's listening.
And I know Pettus, I know the reason why he got a lot.
He's been here since the beginning.
So if you've been listening to the broadcast since the beginning, I mean, I think that's a factor.
I think interacting with the chat room is a factor, etc.
Throwing a couple of lemons, I think, might be a factor.
So it is what it is.
All right.
Suspicious Tumbleweed Situation00:13:54
I'll be right back.
All right.
I'll be right back without it.
You know, when I come back, we're going to do radio graffiti up in here.
And what I'm about to leave you here with is an old favorited compilation by some fan.
I don't know who this was, but this was compilated on August 7th, 2012.
By God, has time fly.
This is the favorite true capitalist radio moments of somebody who compiled this back in 2012.
All right.
Now, I'm going to leave you here with this.
And when I come back, fucking crotch rocket motherfuckers.
Look at that.
Four in the morning.
These fuckers are still doing it.
Anyway, when I come back, radio graffiti time.
All right.
All right.
The engineer's not here, so I got to do this whole fucking bullshit myself.
So let's do this and let's play this.
When I come back, radio graffiti time.
901, you're on the horn.
There's nothing more cool than being hugged by someone you like.
But if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's no good.
It's your body.
No one has the right to touch you if you don't want them to.
So what do you do?
First, you say no.
Then, you get out of there.
Most important, you got to tell someone you trust.
Like your parents.
I mean, they're actually saying this to kids.
Was that an actual kid little program?
I mean, you know, was this supposed to be some kind of a service announcement for Christ's sake?
I mean, the guy or the eunuch or whatever the hell that was talking there sounds like a goddamn Woody Allen butt lemon pedophile.
I mean, good God.
When somebody touches you, downtown name, man, shut up.
Area code 423.
What do you think about Obama?
Who gives a crap about my son?
He's the free-ass fruit bowl gang bastard.
You stupid, dumb son of a bitch.
Let me tell you something.
Let me.
Damn, son of a.
Don't you ever talk about my family, you sorry, sick!
Implement chat martial law, these scumbags!
Implement chat martial law right now!
For Christ's sake!
Don't you ever talk about my family, you strap!
You idiots, lucky, run on the goddamn barroom because I beat the limit beat Jesus out of y'all!
I'd beat the living beat, Jesus.
How do you all, you stupid?
I'd stump a mud hole in your ass!
I'd kick it dry, and then take a dirty diary of crap, write in it, and all you can do is look at me with a brown smile about it.
You want radio graffiti.
You're a monster.
Mr. Ghost.
Mr. Pipe.
What the hell is shut up in your ass?
What are you talking about, Mr. Gut?
Are you kidding me?
You made a remix for Christ's sake?
You can Jesus Christ!
The Grinch song?
The Grinch song for Christ's sake, man?
I'm not a Grinch.
I'm not a Grinch.
I'm not a freaking Grinch.
I'm a milking pot of friendship, for Christ's sake.
I'm a nice guy.
Good damn!
Damn it!
234, Radio Graffiti!
Ghost, could I maybe clean your office for you?
Free of charge, of course.
I don't know how you could work in such a mess.
I would think that you'd be much happier if this is all cleaned up for you.
What is this crap, man?
What is this?
Is Hasbro trolling me here?
Is Hasbro coming up?
Damn it!
Freaking bro!
You're freaking ponies calling me up for Christ's sake!
Freaking ponies!
Jesus Christ!
You know what?
I'm gonna calm down here.
Look, give me a give me the mic.
Freaking mic, for Christ's sake, alright?
I'm gonna open up another beer.
That's what I need.
I need another beer.
That's what I need.
I need another beer.
Suspicious tumbleweed, what's going on, radio graffiti?
He goes, I was just gonna say to Asho that he, um, if he, you know, if he has a choking fetish, I have a choking fetish, too.
So, um, you know me to.
Why is Trisha coming?
Trisha, what the fuck are you doing in my diamond mic?
How the hell you kicked your ass, Trisha?
God damn it!
Oh, shit.
Ghost, I think Trisha's dead.
Oh, my God, what the hell's happening here?
What the hell's happening here?
What's going on here, man?
What's going on with this?
Damn it!
What the hell's going on here?
Jesus Christ.
I can't believe this cry.
I just...
It's just horrible, let me, let me, let me, let me get a freaking mic for Christ's sake.
Please don't tell me.
Please don't tell me that suspicious tumbleweed was freaking note party.
Please don't tell me that suspicious tumbleweed is freaking note party and God damn it.
God damn it the hell God damn it Jesus Jesus Christ!
I mean, what is this freaking part?
What is this world coming to for Christ's sake?
What is this world coming to?
Jesus, they're coming up.
I freaking freakin' I'm dagging here for Christ's sake!
I'm dagging for Christ's sake!
God damn it!
Jesus Christ!
Go ahead, damn it!
875!
Dan all.
Radio graffiti.
Dan all bronies.
Dan all.
Were you saying that for the whole hour you were sitting there for Christ's sake?
575.
Dan all bronies.
Dan all bronies.
Dan all bronze.
What are you talking about?
Jesus Christ.
How about 560, radio graffiti?
Dan all bronies.
What the hell is going on?
Dan all bronies.
Dan all bronies.
What is this crap, engineer?
Then where are these idiots?
I mean, we've got some idiot calling up there.
Man, all bronies.
Man, all bronies.
Man, man.
I mean, enough of this crap.
Jesus Christ.
We got 754 Radio Graffiti.
Hi, Ghost.
Meet the R-Ad.
Come on.
I mean, you see what I got to put up with here, folks?
I mean, these idiots are saying this before I even get to the call.
You're, like, repeating this.
575, Radio Graffini.
Ban all bronies.
I mean, what's going on?
I mean, do we got an anti-brony cult up in here?
I mean, we got some kind of anti-brony cult?
Jesus Christ.
875, radio graffiti.
Dan all bronies.
Jesus Christ, man.
560, radio graffiti.
Fuck bronies.
Fuck bronies.
Jesus, what the hell's going on, man?
With all these freaking anti-brony calls.
575, radio graffitis.
Fuck bronies.
Fuck bronies.
Jesus Christ.
How many numbers do these idiots have for freaking graffiti?
I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
Man, we got two minutes left for Christ's sake.
Give me the money.
Give me the freaking night for Christ's sake.
Let's take a couple of more.
586, radio graffiti.
Man, you're taking too long.
73 here on radio graffiti.
Dan all bronies.
Dan all bronies.
Dan all brownies.
Get off that kick.
Get these idiots off, God!
I'm done with this crap.
That's it.
I am done.
I am gone.
Hey, here's suspicious tumbleweed.
Radio graffiti.
Hey, what's going on, ghost?
How's it going, man?
What's up with all the hater raid going your way, man?
What's up with all these assholes?
I'm not sure, but I'm actually babysitting this one kid right now, and he keeps using the phones for some reason.
I need to tell you about his mother, for Christ's sake.
It's exactly what you keep describing.
She drops him off and goes to Applebee's.
And I think he wants to talk to you.
Hold on.
Here.
Hello?
What?
It's Ashley.
Ashley, what are you doing there with suspicious tumbleweed?
For Christ's sake, what is she taking care of me or something?
What is this crap?
What's going on with this crap?
Hey, Ashley, are you there with suspicious tumbleweed?
What are you doing?
Yeah, she's babysitting me.
Oh, my God.
I mean, what are you changing this diaper or something there, suspicious tumble?
What's going on here?
I don't know, man.
God keeps on.
Damn it.
Hold on, pause this shit, dude.
Look, the reason I've been gone for so long, I spilled beer all over the fucking all over the equipment.
It's all over the fucking place, dude.
God damn it, man.
Oh, God.
I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
It's all over the fucking place, man.
Oh, God, dude.
Jesus, it's all over the fucking floor.
Look at all this shit.
It's all over the fucking floor and shit, man.
God damn it.
Look.
No, this is not a party foul, dude.
The goddamn fucking glass was right there, and I've got all this shit.
I just was, I was, it was just like a motion.
You know, and all of a sudden, the fucking goddamn glass tipped over, a full fucking glass of beer.
And now this fucking desk is all fucked up, man.
I got shit all over the fucking floor for Christ's sake.
And there's fucking crotch rockets back there.
I got fucking beer on my equipment, dude.
Jesus fucking Christ, dude.
Look, let's just get to Radio Graffiti, okay?
Everybody, and you know, dude, what else could go wrong, dude?
Beautiful Fucking Cigars00:03:52
You know, just what?
What else?
What else could go wrong?
I, I, you know, for fuck's sake, dude.
I mean, I got fucking shit all over my equipment, and, you know, fucking, it's wet all over the fucking place.
I gotta pick this shit up.
It's gonna smell like beer in here for fuck's sake.
It's, you know, good God.
All right, folks.
Anyway, without any further ado, let's get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
And I'm talking about Radio Graffiti.
That's right, folks.
Radio graffiti, the part of the broadcast where the spec hold on, what?
What?
Hold on, what is it?
Guess who?
Oh, my God.
Guess who?
I don't know who here.
Sorry for the late question, but...
Hold on.
Oh, MAGA Brody.
MAGA Brody.
Brodies for Trump 2020.
We still got Bronies up in here.
Anyway, guess who said, sorry for the late question, but did you hear about the guy with Corona shaking Trump's hand at CPAC?
No, I haven't heard about it, but that sucks if that happened, dude, because what did I tell you?
You know, they're going to, you know, deep state people are going to try to, you know, use the whole bullshit of coronavirus.
Local live halls.
out dissonance you know anyway uh billy f you party file minus 10 points anyway a real funny assholes all right listen i'm not i'm not very happy that i spilled all this shit so please don't joke around about me don't don't don't joke around colonel transisco ever try caveman brand cigars it's based out of uh brantenham texas no i have not You know, I like all kinds of cigars, dude.
I want to be completely honest.
I like Rocky Patel because the guy is so serious about cigars.
He knows exactly how to blend.
He knows exactly how to mix blends with the fucking rappers.
He knows exactly.
I mean, he's, you know, way ahead of his time.
This guy took fucking, and he is a Pajit, Rocky Patel, but he's definitely a cigar master because he knows exactly, you know, just how to use age blends.
I mean, the guy's a badass.
I could give you at least two or three cigars that I like from his collection alone.
I also like Ashton.
For instance, Ashton Virgin Sun Grown cigars.
Beautiful, beautiful fucking cigars.
I like a couple of Gurkhas.
Gurkhas aren't too bad.
Let me think of some more here.
I do like Alec Bradley.
Alec Bradley is another cigar that I think has become very, very eloquent.
I like very full-bodied cigars.
So Alec Bradley has taken some badass cigars with the Opus.
No, not Opus.
The Opus is Arturo Fuente.
I like Opus X, by the way.
Opus X is my favorite cigar, but I ain't paying $70 or $80 a cigar for that shit.
But yeah, I think that's the pretty good stuff.
Romeo Juliet or Romeo Julieta, unless it's Cuban, I don't really want to smoke a Romeo Julieta.
Those are pretty common.
Monte Cristo is another badass, another badass cigar company.
Camacho, Camacho is not too bad as well.
I try them all, dude.
I'm a cigar connoisseur, you know.
Anything that I put into my body that is going to destroy it, I make sure I'm a connoisseur about it.
I'll tell you that right now.
Trying To Make Me Sound Like A Cartoon00:15:18
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to Radio Graffiti, folks.
Okay, Radio Graffiti, once again, the part of the broadcast where the spectators can become a part of the spectacle.
All you've got to do is give me a call right now at that number 515-604-9052.
And once the operator bitch starts talking, all you got to do is push in that code 844-286 and the pounder hashtag key, however you know it.
And once you do, you will be in queue to be a part of Radio Graffiti.
And when I call on your area code or on your name, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
That's why we call this Radio Graffiti.
Maybe that's the way.
That's just the way it is.
Anyway, I hope everybody's ready.
How many people do we have here?
I'm flying solo and I'm fucking dropping my beer.
All right, we got a lot of people calling up.
So let's go ahead and get to Radio Graffiti right now.
All right, let's see what the fuck we got going on over here.
Make sure this shit is up on the switchboard.
We got it.
Here we go.
Who the hell is this Gargle Cox Radio Graffiti?
Pettis Radio Graffiti.
My voice is fucked up because I suck cowboy cocks, and I usually serve them behind a glory hole.
There we go.
You see, it sounds better right after you take a good gargle of some goddamn gun-cut penises.
Fucking piece of shit, you fuck it!
Oh, God!
Oh, fucking piece of shit!
God damn it!
You goddamn piece of shit!
All right, dude, you know what?
If that's the way you wanted, you know, you're gonna laugh at that shit.
Go fuck yourself, dude.
All right, yeah, fuck you, Pettis man.
Fuck you.
That's a splice, and everybody fucking knows it, for Christ's sake, man.
That's a splice, you fucking idiot.
Shut up!
Fucking uncut cocks.
Look at their saying uncut cock.
Fucking uncut cocks are horribly disgusting.
So you know it's a splice.
Fucking faggots.
Who else do we got?
Hambone Hernandez radio graffiti.
American Game Master Radio Graffilters.
Radio graffiti.
Stop donating.
This is an aggressive move on the hambones card in order to size you up for a possible extortion.
You must treat this as you would if confronted by any other wild, wild animal.
Immediately take out a bottle of Johnny Walker blue label and hold it in front of you, making sure the ghosts are seated.
Then say very slowly, I don't have $20 and 20 cents.
What the fuck?
But I have this bottle of Johnny Walker blue label.
Oh, yeah.
I need some more beer.
Making sure you speak slowly and clearly enough for the pseudonym homer to understand.
When you see him focus his attention on alcohol, throw it in one direction and quickly run in the opposite direction to a position of safety.
The hambones alcoholism will cause him to salivate upon seeing the Johnny Walker, and he is conditioned to jump after it when thrown.
Yeah!
Yes!
Yes!
I want the beer!
Yeah!
Yes!
Yes!
I want the beer!
The fucking shit!
You fucking kid!
YOU FUCKING FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT You fucking, you know what, man?
If this is all you people are going to do in radio graffiti, then fuck you, man.
All right, fuck you.
You can see my voice is fucked.
I shouldn't have even done this show tonight, man.
I shouldn't have even done this show.
Fucking piece of shit.
I shouldn't have even done this show, but look at you people.
Yeah, look at it.
Look at them all in the chat room, man.
Fuck you.
Listen to my voice, you fucking asshole.
And I got beer all over the fucking place because of you fucking dicks, man.
I got beer all over the fucking place.
Give me my fucking drink.
Look at that.
It was a fucking drink left after I spilt the whole fucking thing.
Jesus Christ, my paperwork.
You know, I got fucking, oh, God.
Oh, Jesus shit.
I got all this fucking shit all under fucking beer for Christ's sake.
It's gonna smell like a fucking beer hole in my fucking office, man.
I'm telling you, I'm gonna get me a fucking Mexican consuela bitch coming in here, getting that fucking Mexican cleaner Fabuloso shit, get on her hands and knees and Fabuloso on, Fabuloso off.
All right, who the hell else do we have?
For heaven's sake, who the hell is this?
The Hat Kid Radio Graffiti.
I don't know what the hell this is.
I mean, what the hell kind of homosexual music is that?
The hell kind of homosexual music was that.
I mean, if you're going to do some homosexual music, shouldn't you be doing like the pesch mode and shit?
Enjoy silence.
All I ever wanted, all I ever needed was here in my arms.
Well, it's not very unnecessary.
They can only do harm.
You see, that's like a fruity fucking song, all right?
I mean, if you're gonna be fucking doing fruity songs, that's what the fucking kind of shit you should be doing, all right?
Anyway, we got ST Mike the meme genie, radio graffiti.
I want to fucking get out of the hall.
Okay, I don't know if any fucking songs.
Alright, take this...
Take this fucking pizza.
Get out there.
Try to make the spelling of fucking cartoons.
Fuck Christ.
Trying to make me sound like a fucking cartoon.
That's great, dude.
Yeah, that's that's really funny, dude.
Fuck you, is what I gotta say to all of you, fucking pedophiled priest-probing, used urinal curated, fucking cock cung, cut cutalingus, cut cock balls, fucking pickled prick, fucking uncircumcised dick shit.
Jesus Christ, I need more beer first of all.
All right, even though this whole fucking place is all full of fucking beer.
Jesus Christ idiot, I need some more beer.
I'm sorry man, I need more beer man, Jesus Christ, all I got is bottles now.
All I got is bottle.
Isn't that great Jesus, Fucking Christ, that's.
All I got now is a bunch of fucking bottles up in here.
And yeah, I just gonna make even more of a fucking mess is probably what I'm gonna do, because I'm I'm fucking dude.
It's like the mothership in here.
I got a 49 inch ultra widescreen fucking monitor.
I've got like two laptops okay, I've got the Corsair I160 over there.
I've got like all this shit going on.
I got a whole bunch of bottles of booze like right here.
All right, I got.
You know, Jesus Christ dude, just just bear with me, all right, just just just, just fucking bear with me, all right.
And yeah, for all of you people that are listening to me in the third world, first world problems, I get it okay, I fucking get it.
Where's my fucking bottle opener for fuck's sake?
Yeah, first world problems, for Christ's sake.
I get it, all right?
That's why I love being a capitalist, all right?
That's why I love being a capitalist, and you should too, all right?
You fucking pricks.
All right, who do we got here?
Oh, yeah.
Hold on, let me let me pour this beer, and we'll, we'll, we'll move on with another fucking radio graffiti call, all right?
Hopefully, I don't spill this son of a bitch, all right?
I spilled a whole fucking pint of beer, for fuck's sake.
Shit smells like a fucking bar in here, for Christ's sake.
This is supposed to be my studio, my office, man.
The fuck else do we have about uh who's this return of the melting pot, radio graffiti?
I have another bunch of friends of all different racial makeups, and for you idiots to spread slanderous lies about me that I'm some kind of a fucking racist, well, fuck you, dude, all right?
Fuck you and the fucking niggers and the fucking different racial makeups, dude.
Fuck you, that's a fucking splice, you fucking shithi.
Fucking idiot, man.
Everybody knows it's a fucking splice, man.
I need my positive reinforcement button.
At least my positive reinforcement button didn't get doused, fucking douched with beer.
Give me some positive reinforcement.
You are a badass.
I am a fucking badass.
I am a fucking badass.
You're damn right.
And Colonel Transisco with another diamond ghost empty bomb show.
Oh, my God.
What is this?
49-inch TV port.
Dude, I have a 49-inch ultra-wide monitor for my computer, you dickhead.
Good God, dude, you people are fucking, you people are idiots.
You know that?
You people are pissing me off.
I'm a badass.
You heard the positive reinforcement button.
All right.
I'm a badass up in this son of a bitch.
Give him my drink.
All right.
I'm going to keep going.
Shut the fuck up in the chat.
All right.
You're going to talk shit in the chat.
I'm going to make, I'm going to smoke me another, fucking, I'm going to smoke me another bowl.
All right.
All right.
I'm going to smoke me another bowl and you can just sit there and shut your goddamn mouth.
Fucking piece of shit.
All right.
Fucking, where am I?
Where are we?
What am I doing here for fuck's sake?
All right.
It's already 4.30 in the morning.
I should just be in in this shit now.
You people have taken my Saturday night.
I could have been in a damn bar.
I could have been in a goddamn bar, you know, taking a look at some goddamn combat sports, having 29 degree or 29 degree fucking draft beer.
Excuse me.
I'm a little inebriated up in here.
All right.
All right.
And having that served to me by some 21-year-old piece of ass instead I'm sitting here with you fucking pieces of trash.
And yeah, that's great, dude.
I feel great.
Another Saturday wasted.
I'm an old man.
I don't have many Saturdays left.
But oh yeah, I'm so glad I wasted it with you, motherfuckers.
Jesus Christ.
Give me my drink.
That's what I'm talking about, dude.
Get the break.
Wait, oh, a pervert?
Chill stream.
Is that fucking, is that, is that fucking Ralph retort?
Hold on, I gotta see this.
Is this Ralph Retort?
No, it's not.
It's a fake Ralph Retort.
Get the fuck out of here with that shit.
I'm a pervert because I'm looking at a fucking female who's showing her ass because she's getting paid to do it.
Yeah, fuck you and Colonel Transisco, ghost-busted bottle show.
Hashtag, all right, with a fucking other diamond on him.
Cheers to Colonel Transisco.
He just fucking made top dono of the fucking uh of all the lemons.
All the lemons, dude.
Fucking uh fucking Colonel Transisco, man, making a diamond rain up in this son of a bitch.
So I gotta say cheers to Colonel Transisco, even though you've been trolling me a little bit tonight.
What the hell?
All right, let's get to another call.
How about what the hell is this?
Ghost or Grifflin radio graffiti.
How about J-Man radio graffiti?
It changed okay, you know, you see.
He's made to send me a positive They're my fun pee-pee Where are those cold old pigs they probably use To throw it out of my car
You fucking piece of shit With the African booty scratcher And that fucker That pretends to be my granny And tub guy And fucking Fuck you.
You fucking dog shit.
You all are a bunch of pieces of fucking dog.
dog shit, man.
Fuck.
God, Jesus, this is fucking radio graffiti, folks, okay?
All right, this is what they fucking do.
This is what these trolls fucking do.
You All Are Pieces Of Dog00:10:25
I seriously, I should have just fucking not done the show today.
Oh, God, what now?
What now?
Oh, my God.
Life.
Life ghost could be at the bar spreading the cough for the lemon empire.
Dude, fuck you, asshole.
All right, first and foremost, the reason my voice is fucked is because I do this show Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday, okay?
And I'm look, I'm on my sixth hour right fucking now, screaming at you fucking Nimrods.
And you don't give a shit.
You don't understand the fucking mental and physical fucking toll that you people put on my body.
Do you understand that?
This is not a joke.
I mean, I'm genuinely trying to be one-to-one with you people.
The fucking physical and mental toll that you take from my fucking body for Christ's sake.
All right.
So that's why I'm telling all of you.
All right.
Anyway, I got some diamonds in here.
I'm sorry.
I had a family guy fucking.
You all fucking heard that shit.
All right.
What the fuck?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
The boy Jake, smoke up, toke up, get woke the fuck up.
And Chris Johnson, will this work?
What the hell are you talking about?
I mean, you just dropped a diamond on him, dude.
Give me a break.
All right.
One diamond.
Calm your ass down.
Trying to make me go see links and shit.
Get the fuck out of here, man.
You must be a noob.
All right.
You must be a noob up in this son of a bitch.
Ghost has a runny.
I don't have a fucking.
I don't have a fucking runny nose, you dickhead.
It's my fucking voice.
Is fuck.
I mean, give me a fucking break.
You people are fucking idiots, dude.
You people really want me to get this coronavirus, don't you?
You all fucking really want me to get fucking coronavirus, get all fucking sick and shit, and be like, haha, ha, ghost, look at you.
You're fucking sick, huh?
Hey, you afraid of the coronavirus now, fucker?
Jesus Christ, give me my fucking beer.
His nose is running.
It's not fuck.
Simple as that.
I can hear it, dude.
Fuck you.
My voice is fucked.
I shouldn't have even done this broadcast.
You know what helped me?
I gargled as a fucking pedestrian for a shitty fucking dumbass fucking stream splice bullshit.
I gargled a goddamn scotch and I was able to fucking continue to go through with it and I went through with it.
And I regret every fucking minute of it.
I'll tell you that right now.
All right.
Let me just take a couple more and let me get the fuck out of here for Christ's sake.
Hold on.
No way.
Raiden, radio graffiti.
Hey, Ghost.
How are you doing?
Hey, it's Raiden Snake.
What's going on?
Ghost, how are you doing this even?
I'm not doing too bad, dude.
How are you doing, man?
Ghost, this shit's seriously getting old now.
What the Raiden?
Can you hear me, Raiden?
Raiden!
Can you hear me, Raiden?
Dude, what the what?
What?
What the fuck, dude?
You know, what the fuck, man?
I really want to talk to Raiden Snake, man.
I really want to talk to him.
I don't know if that was fake or not.
These fucking idiots in the chat are fake.
I don't know whether it's fake or not.
I want to talk to Raiden Snake, man.
I miss Raiden Snake.
It sucks that he got ran off of the damn community because of you fucking cyber bullies, man.
Raiden, seriously, man.
Don't be just come back, dude.
Okay, don't worry about these people.
Just come back.
All right, Raiden.
We miss you, dude.
I miss you for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
All right, who else do we got?
You got Arnold Schwarzenegger, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Arnold.
Hey, ghost, how's it going?
I'm a big fan of the show.
What the fuck?
Is this Arnold Schwarzenegger?
It's me, Ghost.
I've been listening to the show for quite some time now.
It's really fantastic.
I really love what you're doing here.
All right.
Well, that's great, Arnold.
Why are you calling me?
Yes, it's me.
Okay.
Is this really Arnold or am I being trolled?
Is this really Arnold Schwarzenegger?
Nika, Nika.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Get him off.
Get this fucking idiot.
Get him off.
Just fucking thought it was Arnold Schwarzenegger over here.
You know, you're fucking trolls, dude.
All right.
Who else do we have here?
We got Jesus Christ.
How about somebody on Skype, Radio Graffiti?
Hello?
Yeah, what's up?
Yeah, I wouldn't fucking jump off a bridge or something.
What?
What?
I listened.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Who the fuck is it?
What is it?
I don't know what the hell.
Get this idiot off for Christ's sake.
It's some fucking kangaroo banger from some shit.
Fucking got a platypus up his ass.
Jesus Christ.
How about we'll take some numbers here?
Let's take a couple of numbers.
How about 714 radio graffiti?
Hey, 714, are you there?
Oh, look, he's not even on the phone.
Look at him.
He just fucking recognizes.
Can you hear me now?
Fuck off get this fucking go get him out of here This fucking guy was asleep, for Christ's sake.
He had to pick up the fucking phone.
What a fucking moron.
How about 319 Radio Graffiti?
Get this fucking Coomer out of here for fuck's sake, dude.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, is this all we have here?
Is this all we have?
Hey, look, we got all furries or man-children, radio graffiti.
And all you assholes that say I love CP.
Get that fucking shit out of here, you fucking idiot.
Anyway, just somebody trying to get fucking man-child children, fucking idiot, whatever his name is in trouble.
All right, I'm doing this last one and we're out of here because we have no more for Christ's sake.
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
Yeah, there we go.
Here, let me here.
This is great, dude.
Fucking Peter Steele dude This is good stuff Thank you very much, dude.
All right, one, one more.
How about let's take a number.
How about area code 209 radio graffiti?
Hey, 209, radio graffiti.
A fucking Helen Keller death music.
What's up?
All right.
Some fucking tar.
All right, we get it.
We get it.
Get him out of here.
Get him out of here.
Jesus fucking Christ.
I mean, there's nobody left for Christ's sake.
Oh, hold on.
Who is this?
Waxing carrot music, radio graffiti.
Seriously, Samsung, brain undefeated.
Everything, everything, everything, everything.
Fuck you, seriously, Samsung, and fuck all your fucking dumbass.
I'm Getting The Fuck Out00:17:50
All right, that's it, dude, that's it.
You know what?
I'm the engineer today because the engineer takes Saturdays off.
I'm done with radio graffiti, you fucking stupid troll terrorist fucking dicks.
I'm out, dude.
All right, yeah, goodbye.
Goodbye, good fucking bye, you fucking dickheads.
Goodbye, good fucking bye.
I can't even talk because of all the shit that I've been doing, man.
This fucking show.
I shouldn't have even done the fucking show.
Take the fucking radio graffiti graphic off.
All right, I'm getting the fuck out of here.
All right, I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
This listen to my fucking voice.
Stick a fucking fork in me.
I'm done.
I'm done, dude.
I don't really give a shit.
I'm done.
I will be back.
Oh, what is it?
Suck duck for quack donating a fucking diamond.
Good night, ghosts.
Have a good weekend.
Take it easy, man.
Yeah.
Cheers to you, dude.
I hope everything's all good.
And what is it?
Switch the channel.
Remember to take your vitamin C. Dude, my voice is fucked because of all of you.
Because of all of you, pricks.
All right.
I'm not sick.
I'm not somebody who's, oh, I can hear the stuffiness in your nose.
I mean, give me a fucking break.
Here's the boy Jake.
Cheers.
Thanks for the show, despite having a showing up late.
I didn't even know if I was going to do the show, dude.
Do you understand that?
I mean, you hear my voice?
I didn't even know if I was going to do the fucking show.
All right.
Thank you.
The boy Jake cleared it up in chat.
Anyway, dude, I'm going to be back this Tuesday, okay?
If everybody wants to be here, all right, here on D-Live.
Hopefully, I don't know anymore.
I mean, you know, I'm such a bad guy on the fucking internet.
I don't even know where I'm going to be at anymore.
So make sure that you bookmark and add to your favorites, ghost.report, so that you can be at whatever goddamn streaming location that I am because I'm the most dangerous guy on the internet.
I mean, I've been taken off of more platforms than anybody else, and all I am is just a voice over here.
I'm just a guy.
But as I stated, I'm quado of the internet.
Remember Quatto from Total Recall?
Anyway, folks, I'll be back this Tuesday, 8.30 p.m. Central Standard Texas Time is when I'm going to be here, okay?
All right, it's almost going to be five in the morning thanks to daylight savings where we have to push our clocks back an hour, excuse me, forward.
They have to push our clocks forward an hour.
So anyway, I'm out of here, okay?
And look, my voice is shot.
I can't do anymore, dude.
I'm sorry.
I will be back this Tuesday, 8.30 p.m. Central Standard Time.
Remember that.
Some people, unfortunately, I got to re-update my ghost.report website, but people sometimes think I do Monday, Wednesday, and Friday like I do.
I can't do it, dude.
These people, look at this.
Look at this.
It's almost fucking almost seven hours I've done this broadcast.
All right, anyway, I am out of here.
I am out of here.
I am out.
And thank you very much for tuning in to the Saturday Night Troll Show.
Once again, this is episode 28, 28 Saturdays that we've spent together.
Cheers to you folks out there.
And like I said, even though D-Live didn't give me a sub button because I have failed to cultivate a positive community, you guys are positive to me.
And I genuinely mean that.
And I'm not bullshitting all fucking whatever aside.
Cheers to you guys.
You're the only reason I keep coming back.
So cheers.
See you this Tuesday, 8:30 p.m. Central Standard Time.
I'm out of here from the Saturday night.
Saturday night, Saturday night, Trump!
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