Ghost rants against hostile chat users, alleging a coronavirus weaponized by the Rockefeller Foundation and dismissing people with autism as dangerous. He mocks transgender individuals, engages in white genocide conspiracy theories, and threatens violence while playing controversial viewer requests like "United Slav Nation" rap battles. Amidst police raids at his streaming compound involving arrests for delinquency of a minor, Ghost condemns racism while using slurs, ultimately ending the seven-hour stream after chaotic altercations and directing viewers to ghost.report for archives. [Automatically generated summary]
I should have taken the night off because I'm looking at these scumbags in the chat room being a bunch of bricks.
And you never know.
We may just cut this goddamn show short because I ain't got time to be putting up with this on a Saturday night.
I have a bad feeling about this, baby.
Episode 24 of the Saturday night.
Saturday night.
Saturday night.
Troll Show.
Damn right, baby.
We're here.
We're in the fact.
Spread it around the internet and throughout the world that we are in effect and in the house.
Saturday Night Troll Show, baby.
We're here.
No complaining.
And I don't want to hear no bitching about anybody in the damn chat room about me being late.
I'm right on goddamn time.
You goddamn right, folks.
You goddamn right.
I hope that you're hype about this Saturday Night Troll Show because I sure as hell am, baby.
All right.
And my voice is barely there because you scumbags had me up almost eight hours on Thursday and Friday morning.
But do you all give a shit?
Absolutely not.
All right.
Let's go ahead and get me the hell out of here.
Take off the damn music.
The engineer is not here, folks.
I have him off on the Saturday Night Troll shows.
You know it and I know it.
Thank you very much for tuning in with me.
This is episode 24 of the Saturday Night Troll Show.
Already, already, hand me the recap piggy.
Ghostler is back on YouTube after Vaughn failed to record last week's.
Well, they didn't record it, dude.
What am I supposed to do?
I'm not going to be doing that, you fucking pieces of stupid trash.
And look at this.
I don't condone what this idiot just posted here.
Nigger.
You see, that's racism right there, folks.
That's utterly racism, and I don't appreciate it.
And here's this nurse Jessica character.
Where the hell did you come from?
Good afternoon, Mr. Albert.
Good God.
Could make it to your show after what happened after last episode.
What the hell happened after last episode?
And got a piece of wood from the handwritten stuff in here.
Go shove it up your ass.
All right.
Go shove it up your ass.
I'm telling you, guys are assholes when it comes to these text-to-speeches.
Now, look, I want to be completely honest with you.
I certainly did not want to do this broadcast tonight.
I feel that I'm wasting my time, wasting my fucking weekends.
And I want to be honest with you.
I cherish my weekends.
All right.
I cherish my weekends.
What is this?
Mark on Suicide Watch.
Look, I have nothing against Vaughn.live, dude.
They're just being a little bit more stringent than they were.
I mean, you know, a lot more server capacity warnings, and they're not recording the videos or whatever the case might be.
ST Mike, this is a bad idea, Ghost.
Hope you don't water down the show to appeal to the.
What do you mean, don't water down the show?
What the hell are you talking about?
It's a Saturday Night Troll show up in this son of a bitch, man.
I just don't want to have, you know, I want to be on a platform that I'm going to be doing this broadcast and nobody is going to be recording it.
I mean, the past couple of times that I've had the Saturday Night Troll show, they haven't recorded it on Vaughn, so it is what it is, dude.
All right.
It is what it is.
And fuck you, shark attack, and all of you idiots that are saying that my content isn't worth saving anyway.
Go shove it up your ass.
I'm telling you, you guys piss me off.
If you piss me off enough tonight, I'll end this son of a bitch and go to the bar right now and have me some ghost hot pepper wings and have me some 29 degree poured fucking uh draft beer in some ice cool mugs, for christ's sake, I certainly don't need to be, you know, having any kind of belittlement or besmirchment by you fucking people in the damn chat room.
That's for damn sure all right.
Anyway folks, it is the saturday night troll show and since and I want to be completely honest with you I think that we're going to go ahead and do this as a saturday night troll show segment.
Hold on, what is this?
Entertain retard entertain, retard.
For two bucks.
Yeah, fuck you asshole.
All right, I am not entertainment for tard, you stupid shithead.
Hey look, there's Marshall Burnsey.
What's up, dude?
What's going on man?
What's up ghost?
First time watching a troll show?
Oh yeah well, you know, good luck to you.
Hold on to your anus, because i'm telling you it's gonna be weird.
Uh, I want to be honest with you.
I'm looking forward to this, but you fucking trolls, you gotta.
You gotta, keep an eye out on these stupid scumbags.
All right, you gotta keep your eye on these stupid little scumbags out here.
Anyway folks, since we are on the Ip2 network, put the pc shot on.
We are on the Ip2 network, by the way, folks.
All right, take a look at that.
Take a look at that.
We've got a lot of people uh, broadcasting tonight and streaming tonight.
So I feel that, since it is an obligation for me now, since i'm on the damn Ip2 network, to do none other than do an Ip2 on set it, all right, on set it.net, an Ip2 Recap here.
So, if you know anybody who likes IP2 or knows what it is, this is what we're going to do right now.
And we're going to go ahead and do the IP2 recap here.
And this is the top posts in the IP2 recap.
And then after that, we're going to see if we can raid some of these sons of bitches.
All right.
But first one on the top of IP2 Reddit or said it, I should say, fuck Reddit.
Ice piss high on crack.
Look at his eyes.
And I'm assuming that they are looking at Ice Poseidon.
I actually saw this, and I couldn't believe that no one at Mixer, who's supposed to be a politically correct, more politically correct than Twitch type of a platform, allowed this scumbag to even do this two-bit ridiculous Scuff Big Brother event, which was a complete failure, by the way.
But take a look at this.
I actually saw this.
Look at his eyes.
Look at his eyes.
Look at Ice Poseidon's eyes, for Christ's sake.
I mean, look at that.
Repeat it again.
I mean, what is that?
I mean, it looks like your brain on drugs to me.
I'll tell you that right now.
Hold on.
Put the PC shot off.
What is this?
No one cares that you on IP2 fat man.
Hey, fuck you, Vice Chairman, Fried Rice.
Okay, we're doing a damn IP2 recap.
If you don't like it, then just sit there, keep fanning your nuts, and hoping that that damn smell of bad cheese goes away, you son of a bitch.
All right?
Anyway, as I was stating here, here it is.
Look at the eyes of Ice Poseidon.
Is this man on drugs?
It has been widely speculated that this man does cocaine.
That's a speculation and a legend, of course.
This looks like something, folks.
This looks like something.
Look at the bug eyes on this son of a bitch.
Are you kidding me?
Oh, my God.
I can't believe this.
How far this guy has gone.
How far down the damn internet shithole this man has done.
You know, this Scuff Big Brother event only had at the most, I think, 3,000 live watchers at its peak.
All right.
What is this?
Everybody.
What about everybody?
What about everybody, for Christ's sake?
Middle AM.
Everybody, what?
Everybody want?
Everybody want.
Okay, are you trying to do a sentence on text-to-speech asshole?
Everybody want a are you fucking kidding?
Who's doing this?
Who in the fuck's doing this for Christ's sake?
Okay, everybody want a piece of peace.
Oh, dude, I don't like where this is going, dude.
I don't like where the fuck this is going, for Christ's sake.
Everybody want a piece.
The Coronavirus Patent Scandal00:15:14
What?
Middle AM.
Everybody want a piece of, okay.
All right.
Well, I feel like I'm playing Mad Libs with a goddamn retard.
Okay.
Everybody want a piece of my.
This better not be what I think it is.
I'll tell you that right now.
Oh, my God.
I'll tell you right, this better not be what I think it is.
Everybody want a piece of my fucking chicken.
You know, I fucking knew it.
I fucking knew it for Christ's sake, dude.
Give me a fucking.
You actually wasted money.
Everybody want a piece of my chicken.
And we got Marshall Bernsey for two bucks.
Darkside Phil is currently streaming just throwing a perfect target out at you.
I feel fat bad for Darkseide Phil.
Now, I know we're doing an IP2 recap, but I'm going to talk about Darkseide Phil right now.
We got another $2 from Nefarious Axe.
Where you been, man?
I mean, you know, you used to listen like fucking 10 years ago.
Where the hell you been?
Sub Boomer.
Glad to see you haven't kicked rocks yet.
Thanks a lot there, Nefarious Axe.
Hey, what is this?
F you ghost ghost.
I hope that you get the coronavirus for that tin hat boomer crap you said at last show.
What the hell did I say last show?
What did I say last show that wasn't accurate?
So China is lying their ass off.
There's at least 50,000 dead.
Well, according to reports, it's only 56 dead, okay?
56 dead at this current time.
I think 2,000 people are infected with the coronavirus.
I think it's far from a pandemic.
But you guys are coming at me saying that I don't know what I'm talking about.
What are you saying?
All right, what is this?
Billy FU, evidence are pointing to the origin of the Wu virus is linked to two biotesting facilities within a 20-mile radius of the fish market.
The virus was stolen from Canada by Chinese operatives.
I don't think so, Billy.
I think, as I've stated, this is Black Operations America forcing the Chinese to capitulate in the new phase one of the trade deal between the United States and China.
I mean, remember, prior to this coronavirus, there was a swine fever that has eliminated a third of the entire population of China's swine.
And on top of that, Huan or the Huwan or whatever the fucking city's name is in China that's infected with the coronavirus and that is now being quarantined.
This is a food hub.
This is a food distribution hub of China here.
So, you know, if you want my personal opinion, I think that United States black operations hit China where it hurts.
And that's their food supply for over a billion people.
Okay.
I'm just saying.
Oh, my God.
What is this?
Eyewear die.
Fuck off, asshole.
All right.
And the reason I say this, folks, before I get to anything else, I mean, just take a look at who owns the patents to the goddamn coronavirus.
Okay.
And once again, I have shown you this.
Put the PC shot on.
All right.
The patent right here, there's the damn patent of the coronavirus.
Okay.
And by the way, the same people that own the patent of the coronavirus also own the patent to the avion flu.
All right.
What?
What is it?
Who the hell is this for three bucks, for Christ's sake?
Pro product placement.
I don't know what the fuck that is.
Everybody wants a piece of Popeye's three-piece wing deal for only $6.40.
Let's get the fuck out of here with that shit.
And look at this.
Somebody a two bucks web comic.
Yeah, fuck you.
I'm not a goddamn webcomic.
You call me a webcomic.
You talk shit to me today.
I'm getting the hell out of here.
All right.
Hey, what up, Tijuana genius?
It's sad to think the government and trauma companies have convinced the public the virus comes from fucking bats.
I know.
I know.
You should see the damn retards on my forum.
The damn retards on my forum are like, you know what?
Ghost doesn't really know what he's talking about.
I asked my mommy about what the hell a ghost was saying, and he said that ghost doesn't know what he's talking about.
Now, once again, folks, I want to show you that this patent was assigned to, all right, the Per Bright Institute.
Now, look at the patents that they hold.
All right.
African swine fever virus vaccine.
Stabilize FMD capsids.
Okay.
Chicken sells for improved virus production.
What the fuck does that mean?
Chicken sells for improved virus production.
And of course, here's the coronavirus.
There's the patent for it.
10130701.
Okay.
I mean, how can this be a pandemic that miraculously just showed up if there is a fucking patent to the goddamn virus?
And I showed you all this the last time.
There's a patent to the Zika virus.
You can buy Zika right now online if you want to.
I mean, there's a patent to Ebola.
I mean, there's a patent to all these ailments that we always hear about, for Christ's sake.
And nobody wants to face the fact that, hey, these types of things are happening under our noses because, you know, it's all about power.
It is the grand chessboard of international relations.
And instead of using conventional forces to fight wars and do these types of things, the United States does black operations to this capacity to kind of put the foes of the United States in their place.
And I'm telling you right now, the proof that this was deliberately put on the Chinese goes to show how quick they were able to capitulate to the United States.
I mean, China has never capitulated to anybody.
Anybody.
They're pretty hard asses, and they capitulated to the United States.
Next week is first of the month.
Yeah, well, you know what, Ghetto Capitalists, 700,000 people have been yanked off of food stamps, and I hope that you're one of them, you sar sack of trash, all right?
But anyway, take a look at all these goddamn patents by the same Institute, the Per Bright Institute.
Take a look.
These are all patents.
Hoof and mouth disease virus with increased stability and use in a vaccine.
Resistance to bacterial infection.
How is this a fucking patent?
How is this a patent?
This is the same people that own the patent on the coronavirus.
What am I saying that is so out of the question?
I'm giving you the actual fucking, the proof of the patents.
I'm giving you the patent numbers.
I'm giving you the goddamn people who own the patents, for Christ's sake.
I mean, look at this crap.
The people that, oh, let's go back to the coronavirus, okay?
The coronavirus patent here.
The people that own the coronavirus patent own the avian flu platin as well.
All right.
What is this, ST, Mike?
Are we still going to be able to do forum shout outs?
Also, speaking of the Go Show forums, get three large topping pizzas from, go fuck off, you fucking idiot.
Stupid asshole.
Anyway, that's why I'm saying, dude, all you people that are like, oh my God, this is a pandemic.
56 have died, confirmed, okay?
At least that's what the media is telling us.
And only 2,000 are infected.
That is far from a pandemic, but it has made China kind of stop its food production in Wuhan area, the 11 million population city that is being quarantined in relation to this China outbreak, this coronavirus outbreak.
And that's why they had to sign the deal with us.
Listen, I'm going to be honest with you.
The Chinese have never capitulated to anything, to anybody in any deal whatsoever.
I mean, back when the Iron Curtain, Russia was the biggest threat to the United States, China wasn't down with Russia's communism.
They were doing their own thing.
They didn't even capitulate to the communist leaders at the time back about 50 or 60 years ago.
And as a matter of fact, I mean, I was shocked to hear that China capitulated and signed the deal.
Now, do you understand what China has done in the deal?
What they've done is promise to purchase $200 billion in United States goods, which is unprecedented, which is unprecedented.
And on top of which, their traditional buys in the commodities, specifically the livestock and agrarian departments, it used to be just $16 billion a year.
That's going to go up to $60 billion a year.
So this is the first time in post-Mao Satong history that China has capitulated, and it's because we forced them to do so.
Okay?
I mean, prior to this coronavirus, folks, they have been suffering.
China, the country of China has been suffering from a swine fever that has eliminated a third of their goddamn swine population.
Now, this coronavirus has secluded the Wuhan province, and the Wuhan province is a major distribution hub of food throughout the whole goddamn country.
Now, I don't know why y'all people are saying that.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
I'm showing you the documents here, okay?
I'm showing you the goddamn documents to the patent, and what is this?
Holy sin.
I'm saying your theory is BS because any cold virus spreads worldwide within 30 days.
All right, whatever, idiot.
All right, great.
You know everything, all right?
You're the people that just go shut your stupid stinking hole.
I'm just saying, isn't it a coincidence that every time there's one of these pandemics, supposed pandemics, and the mainstream media is all over it, you can find the patent to it.
All right, you can find the patent to it.
I mean, let's, I mean, I'm gonna do this again.
I've done this a many a times.
I'm gonna do this again.
Not only is the Zika virus, remember that was the virus about a couple of years ago that was supposed to afflict everybody.
You know what I mean?
Oh my God, it's Zika.
Oh, my God.
Folks, Zika is fucking patented by the Rockefeller Foundation.
Put the PC shot on.
You can buy Zika virus right now.
You can buy Zika virus.
Look at this.
This is where you can buy it.
Look at this.
Add to cart.
For-profit or non-profit, you can get yourself a goddamn Zika virus.
But then they tried to tell us that this miraculously just came about.
And if you take a look at the history, who's the name that the patent is written under for Zika virus?
What does that name say right there?
What does that name say right the fuck right there?
What does that say?
That says the Rockefeller Foundation.
The Rockefeller Foundation, they patented this back in 1947.
Who know I am?
Back in 1947, folks.
All right.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
Hello, everyone.
I hope you're enjoying this episode of the Saturday Night Webcog Show.
Yeah.
I am your friendly neighborhood troll Arteman.
Yeah, Artemin, you're kind of a piece of shit, too.
It happened again.
Yeah, that's what I figured.
Yeah, that's what I figured for Christ's sake.
All right.
That's what I figured you were going to say.
What is this?
I coon for trends.
Fuck off, asshole, all right?
Now, look, look, let me talk here.
Let me goddamn talk for Christ's sake, all right?
Hey, boomer, coronavirus is not just one virus.
I know, you dumb shit.
You fucking idiot.
It says it here in the patent, you dickhead.
It says it right here in the fucking patent, you fucking dickhead.
Look, let's go down.
Let's go down to where it says you people are fucking idiots, dude.
Look at this guy getting down at.
Fucking Christ.
And by the way, Cloud Zach, dude, we're not doing 20 buckers, dude.
I'm tired of you fucking people thinking that I'm going to do this.
So that's just considered a goddamn donation.
I'm tired of you fucking people doing this.
All right.
Now, as I was stating, of course, look, here are the coronaviruses that are divided into four groups.
I said this the last time, you uneducated fucking shitheads.
All right?
There it is.
I get it, you fucking dumbasses.
I'm trying to tell you that the fucking coronavirus is patented by somebody.
And if it's patented by somebody, how can it miraculously just show up?
You fucking dumb shitheads.
I'm telling you, man.
Fucking what happened to weaponize autism?
It's turned your brains into liquid shit is what it's done.
All right.
It's turned your fucking brains into liquid fucking shit.
And what is this?
Fake and gay for two bucks?
Fuck you.
All right.
And what is this?
True Capitalist 6ix9ine.
All right.
Sup, ghost.
Ignore the trolls.
They give you nothing but disrespect.
Cheers to you, the inner circle, and the super sack.
20 original White Castle slider.
Dude, let me tell you something.
If you sons of bitches are going to keep doing this, I'm getting the fuck out of here right now.
I'm not joking around.
I'm not going to fucking sit here and be entertainment for a bunch of fucking retards.
All right, do you understand me?
I'm not going to sit here and be fucking entertainment for retards, you son of a bitch.
So I'm warning you all right now, you all shut the fuck up or I'm ending this show early and I'm going to the bar and it's milletime instead of me fucking trying to convey something to you on this damn broadcast.
All right now anyway, I'm going to leave the whole damn coronavirus at that, but I'm just trying to tell you sons of bitches, you need to wake up that there's a patent to the damn thing.
I showed you it.
You idiots don't want to believe it.
Here it is.
There are different types of coronaviruses.
They got the fucking patent to it, you dumb shithead.
They got the fucking patent to it.
You stupid fucking goddamn aspy autist pieces of shit.
God damn it.
You're so fucking stupid.
What the fuck's going to happen to this country when we've got a bunch of stupid, dumb fucking know-having, no-knowledge-having shitheads that are fucking just plaguing our population?
A bunch of fucking know-it-nothing, know-it-all-nothing shitheads.
Just fucking just pooling all over the place, all over our fucking population.
For fuck's sake, man, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, you know what?
I'm telling you, I'm gonna stand by this statement.
I would never hire anybody who is a fucking autist or is a goddamn assberger.
I'm not even joking around.
All right?
If you tell me you got Asperger's or fucking autism, fuck you.
Get out of here.
Get out of my office.
Get out of my office.
And what is this?
Patent for Albin virus.
Yeah, fuck you.
Fucking assholes, dude.
Fucking pieces of shit.
What's the point of a Saturday night troll show when you are talking about dumb shit and number 20 buckers just leave fat?
Yeah, fuck you, you fucking baguette.
Fuck you.
Maybe I will.
Maybe I will leave early, you son of a bitch.
I was trying to do an IP2 recap.
I was trying to do an IP2.
I'll report it to the Department of Labor.
Hiring Autists and Assholes00:14:48
You know what?
I don't give a shit.
All right.
I don't give a shit.
I'm not going to be held liable for fucking hiring an autist or an Asperger.
And once some disgruntled customer gives them a fucking back talk, they all of a sudden melt down and start stabbing people in the neck with a penknife.
Who the fuck is going to be responsible for that shit?
It's going to be me, not that fucking stupid autist or that Asperger idiot that has I'm retarded fucking get out of jail free cards Fucking stupid autist you fucking make me sick.
I'm not even joking around man.
I'm not even fucking joking around.
What is this?
What?
All right.
Well great go ahead and do that cans abuser.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
And patent for albin virus, fuck you.
Fucking piece of shit.
Oh my god.
Nigger, oh shit, I forgot to change my name.
Oh well.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fuck you.
All right.
Fuck you, Art Hammond.
All right.
Oh, in before reported, reported for what?
Huh?
A bunch of crying fucking autists and ass burgers.
He made fun of me.
End it, bitch, webcomic.
You never actually do when you say you're going to end it.
Yeah, fuck you, all right?
Fuck off.
And who is this prostate juggler?
Hey, ghost, will you do media share tonight?
Rosie O'Kelly is on right now.
Why the fuck do I care?
Why the fuck do I care?
Oh my God.
And by the way, prostate juggler, fuck you and your Taco Bell little advertisement at the end, you son of a bitch.
And what is ST Mike the Meme Genie want?
It is a little suspicious that the coronavirus started popping up right when Hong Kong is getting blown out.
He's getting a blowout of it at a 70% off of merchant.
You fucking dumbasses, dude.
I mean, you know, go fuck yourselves.
All right.
Each and every one of you that are out here that are autist ass burger fucking pieces of garbage that are fucking trying to make my life miserable.
I hope you die of cancer of the cock.
All right.
You fucking useless human beings.
I hope you all die of cancer of the cock.
You stupid, useless pieces of butt dart playing, feminine penis-loving, cartoon fetish whacking pieces of fucking anal cheese licking shit.
All right.
I'm not even fucking joking around.
I'm tired of hearing about it.
I'm tired.
I'm autistic.
I have Asperger because I'm retarded.
Who gives a fuck?
All right.
Why don't you go clean a shit bowl and get yourself a goddamn weekly check, you fucking tard.
All right.
All right.
Why don't you go clean a shit bowl where you belong?
What is this?
Cloud Zach.
Don't worry.
Cloudzack, I'll get to yours in just a second, dude.
I'm not going to leave you hanging, but I'm telling you, dude, I'm not taking 20 buckers, dude.
All right, then what is this, Billy F.U. showing us a Patman doesn't prove shit?
It doesn't prove shit.
It proves that this fucking coronavirus isn't some spontaneous mutation, you fucking idiot.
That's what it proves.
It's already been made.
It's already been found.
It's already been patented, you fucking dumbass.
Jesus Christ, man.
You fucking autist.
You make me sick.
All right, let's move on.
All right.
Let's.
Oh, yeah.
I was going to talk about Dark Side Phil.
I don't want to talk about Dark Side Phil.
The hell with Dark Side Phil.
All right.
The hell with Dark Side Phil.
Anyway, can we put the PC shot back on?
I'm doing an IP2 recap before I got rudely interrupted by these goddamn cyber vermin.
Pieces of nipple clamp, loving butt, plug up the ass, looking cheese hole, chomping testes tasting, tasting motherfuckers.
Who is this official petition to not let this bag get anywhere near the RV trip?
Who is this?
Oh, fucking this guy.
This guy, you know what, when people like this and Burger Planet are proof that God is somewhat of an asshole I'm not joking around, man the fact that people like this guy and Burger Planet walk the face of the earth like a bunch of fucking stupid retards is proof that God's a dickhead.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I gotta say it dude, I've gotta say it.
I mean, you know, this fucking idiot gets by, acting like he's a fucking autist.
I'm autistic, I'm Scuff Jim Carrey and I'm autistic.
I'm retarded.
I can do anything I want, I can commit crimes, I can fondle pre-teen HP, pre-pubescent girls, because I'm retarded.
I'm retarded, this guy, you know what?
I was hoping that when he was at the compound, that geezer would have curb stomped this stupid dumb, autistic ass.
I'm sorry dude, all right, what?
What is it?
Art Hammond, watch.
This episode of the Saturday Night Corona show has been brought to you by plastic.
To me yeah, plastic to me.
Real fucking funny asshole.
While dealing with real fucking funny ghost, the webcomic fans his nuts to Rosie O'Kelly.
Can you shove it up your ass?
Don't call me a webcomic again, you dumb fucking idiot.
All right anyway, if you see this guy kick him in the balls okay, that's all I gotta say.
All right, who's next?
What is this?
Uh three, number three on the top uh, IP2.
We got Blade covered the couch in his piss.
I didn't see this one go ahead and see this shit.
Oh my god, don't tell me it's a puddle of piss.
Don't tell me it's a puddle.
Oh, my God.
I mean, Blade, dude, seriously, what the fuck, man?
I mean, what the fuck?
Look at that piss-filled couch.
Are you shitting me?
I mean, there's obviously something wrong with your prostate, dude.
If you cannot hold in your pee, and you're, I want to be honest with you, all you do is drink shots.
It's not like even you're a beer drinker like this man right here.
When you're a beer drinker, you've got to go out and you've got to take a piss every now and then.
I mean, you're a fucking...
Oh, God. Oh, God.
And who the hell is this, sir?
Three bucker, nice narwhal.
Hello from China.
I loved your show for years.
My favorite part is how you refer to yourself as a melting pot of friendship.
I do too.
But as I, but as a trans woman, I wonder what you would think of my existence.
Well, I got a lot of trannies that listen to my show for some reason, dude.
I got a lot of trannies that listen to my show for some reason.
And I think it's because it's the manly dominance that I certain around this fucking internet like it ain't shit.
So I don't blame them.
There ain't too many masculine males out here anymore.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
And what is this anonymous?
Did you hear what was happening at that mall in San Antonio last week?
Someone went to Arrow Apostle because they were having a buy one, get one free sale on Gene.
All right, dude.
All right.
Can you fuck off with the stupid advertisements, dude?
This is so stupid.
All right?
And that's fucking Mal.
You know what, Mal, you're a sick.
You're a sick fuck, dude.
All right.
You're a sick fuck.
Here.
Here, y'all want to see Blade's piss?
Here you go.
Right there.
There you go.
That's your fucking brain on massive amounts of alcohol, folks.
Look at that.
And look at that dirty ass.
Look at that dirty ass for Christ's sake, man.
That's not only puddle of piss.
That's fucking like dirty diarrhea turds and shit.
Oh my God.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Look at that piss-filled couch, dude.
I mean, would you allow Blade to drink and stay over at your house when you know that this is going to happen?
And of course, Blade is not going to do anything about it.
That's why I feel bad for Geezer, all right?
Anybody who has been watching the compound, I feel bad for Geezer because Geezer is the only guy that's responsible.
He's the only guy with a real job.
And he's the only guy that actually cleans around the place.
The only time Attila cleans is when Geezer gets all fucking up tight and his blood pressure starts getting to him, etc.
But I'm telling you right now, these fuckers don't clean after themselves.
It's disgusting, all right?
And what now, Art Hammond?
I'd go into shitty ass White Castle, you dumbass.
Hey, Art Hammond, can you fuck off with the plastic tubing shit, dude?
Jesus Christ, man.
Goyister, Goy.
What the fuck does that mean?
Type Neocoomer in the chat if you know Ghost actually has autism.
Oh, yeah.
Now y'all are trying to say that I've got autism, huh?
Yeah, fuck off.
And by the way, I missed a $2 dono.
We know.
We know it has been found.
We are saying it.
It escaped or it was released by China.
Remember, China has been trying to overthrow the government, not to not a reach to think that it's China-released virus to get the public under control.
I don't think so, dude.
I don't think that China would do this to themselves.
There's no benefit to doing this at all.
As a matter of fact, it gets the people a little bit more eerie about whether or not they should believe the government or not.
So I don't believe that one bit.
Edward the Poodist troll.
Edward the Poodist drunk.
I need a dispenser here.
I need a dispenser here.
And what is this, Internet Buckstalker?
I think I heard the Home Depot thing in that puddle.
Oh, Jesus.
Fucking idiot.
Please shut up.
All right.
And what is this?
Wayne Yakuman.
I happen to agree with what you said last week.
I'm sure you do.
Don't acknowledge it.
I mean, it's so annoying when someone introduces themselves and the second thing they say is.
Exactly.
Thank you.
I mean, that's what I keep telling you, autists and you assbergers.
You want to get rid of it?
Just don't acknowledge it.
Don't make it a focal point of your introduction, you fucking dickheads.
No one would know.
No one would ever know.
Oh, my God.
And what is this, Billy F.U., Ghost attracts trannies?
You're a real man's man.
Yeah, fuck you, asshole, all right?
Look, I'm a melting pot of friendship, okay?
The seriousness and the poetic pantameter of my voice hits the soul of many, okay?
And some of them happen to be, you know, slags with meatbags, okay?
Some of them happen to be dolls with balls, okay?
I mean, what do you want me to say about it?
And Luther's Magosi ran hambonious.
What the hell do you have to say?
Very ironic.
Ghost calling his audience stupid, which is true of his unironic fans, but he just openly stated his intention to violate the equal employment activity.
Oh, violate the Equal Employment Act.
Oh, yeah, well, prove it.
Prove it, asshole.
Prove it.
All right.
Prove it.
You fucking idiot.
All right.
Sit there and shut up.
I don't want to fucking hire autists and ashburgers, okay?
They're temperamental, and they have a bad day one day.
They get a penknife, start fucking stabbing customers in the neck, and then I'm fucking responsible for it.
Bullshit.
Bullshit.
And who the hell is this?
Two bucks, Lynch Nick.
Ah, fuck off, asshole.
All right.
I know what the hell you're saying.
All right.
Go fuck off.
Anyway, look, we were having a goddamn IP2 recap before I get fucking rudely interrupted by a bunch of damn troll terrorists out here that think they're so cute out here flapping their fat Cheeto stained fingers on the keyboard thinking that they're gonna rile me up on the Saturday Night Troll Show.
As I stated, folks, you sons of bitches are lucky I'm even here.
I mean, I don't even need to be here, boy.
I could be at the bar right now, militime.
I'm talking Twin Peaks, baby.
I think there's, as a matter of fact, I think there's some combat sports going on.
I think there's some goddamn court.
What?
What, Art Hammond?
Robadood works at White Castle while me and Jackler go to Home Depot to get some plastic Who gives a shit, Art Hammond?
Who- Who gives a fuck?
Can you shut up?
All right.
Just shut up.
I'm trying to do an IP2 recap, Art Hammond.
What do you want, ST Mike?
Oh, my God.
That was disgusting.
Think of what they would have to do with Blade's pants after that.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, Billy F.U., Ghost equals melting pot of tranny jizz.
Yeah, fuck you.
You're a hater.
You're a hater, for Christ's sake.
And ST Mike, they would have to use Tide Sports odor cleaner.
Man, look, ST Mike, why the fuck are you doing this stupid shit with your goddamn adding an advertisement at the end like I'm some kind of a two-bit sellout?
I don't have any advertisers, okay?
I'm a man of the people.
That's what I am.
I'm a man of the people.
I don't need no advertisers, folks, okay?
I don't need some advertiser telling me what to do with my goddamn content.
I'm a man of the people.
And that's what old Ghost is.
He's always has been, always will be a man of the people, for Christ's sake.
All right, now let's get back to the IP2 recap before these stupid dumb jerk dicks start interrupting me in one capacity or another.
Put the PC shot on, all right?
Now, we already done seeing the first three top IP2 posts here.
Let's go to the fourth one here.
As tens of thousands march for women's right of the unborn babies to live, let's not forget that Kimberly, I'm not saying her last name, murdered an innocent baby because it was too inconvenient for her career as a gold digger.
Wait a minute, is this ISIS chick?
Is this for real?
I mean, or is this like a troll here?
I mean, is this factual that this woman actually aborted a baby?
Because I don't know if that's a fact, but I'm telling you, if that is, that's horrible.
That's just horrible.
I don't know if that is a fact, but if it is, that's just fucking disgusting, dude.
All right, and just to think that ICE is going in there after that vacuum job.
I mean, good God, Ice.
Come on, man.
And what the hell is this?
Let's go to the next one.
Hold on, what?
We got another damn text-to-speech.
What is this?
Herbert!
Why was the guitar teacher arrested for fingering a minor?
Oh, dude, don't know.
No, stop with these sick fucking jokes.
We're not doing that today, dude.
All right.
Ethnically Ambiguous Controversy00:15:43
We're not doing that shit today.
So go shove it up your ass with that shit.
All right.
Let's go ahead and get to the next post on IP2.
Casey, if you're reading this, we don't want your pathetic friend Shooter as the driver.
We want Droe because he actually is mechanically inclined.
And if y'all don't know who Dro is, he's kind of this, I guess, kooky emo character that Blade and Bjorn ran into in the last RV trip, and he has become somewhat of a fan favorite out here on IP2.
I guess people are still into that emo shit, huh?
People are into that fucking My Chemical Romance fucking garbage.
I mean, Jesus Christ, grow up.
Okay, I get it.
You were, dude, I'm emo, dude.
I'm so fucking deep, man.
You know, I wear my fucking emo clothes.
I got fucking mascara on my eyes, dude.
I get it.
You do that from when you're like, I don't know, a teenager to you're about 22, 23.
It's time to grow the fuck up, dude.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Droe.
Not hating on you, but grow the fuck up, man.
All right?
Grow the fuck up.
If your band hasn't made it up to this point, then just stop doing it.
All right.
Just stop doing it.
Anyway, let's get to the next one here on IP2.
Clip of Cassandra on drinking GGG sups.
What the hell does that mean?
Hold on, put the PC shot off.
What is this?
Ghost.
And what the hell is this?
I don't need advertisers.
All I need is Clary Tin Cool Mint Chewables 20 Hours for Non-Drowsy Relief.
All right, go fuck off.
Can y'all shut up?
Why are y'all fucking doing this?
Is this your troll for today?
Huh?
You're going to go.
Hey, you know what?
Let's pretend Ghost is a fucking sellout.
And let's pretend that there's just a bunch of advertisements that are all there.
You know?
And what?
What now, Art Hammond?
Ghost, what's your favorite webcomic?
I'm not a webcomic asshole.
Do not call me a webcomic, you piece of shit.
All right.
Nikki the nigger.
Faggy the fat.
What?
Nigger the faggot?
Kingdom Hearts in Undertale.
Dude, I don't condone this racism that Art Hammond is doing here.
All right.
And what is this, Lee Carter?
After listening to this show for as long as I have, I've been able to fully learn how to handle money.
Thanks for the investment tips.
I've made so much money.
By the way.
All right.
Never.
Fuck you, Lee Carter.
All right.
Fuck off.
Nigger, come on down for one of our famous bulls or a $20 fill-up only at Kentucky Fried Chicken.
This is going to happen all night, isn't it?
This is going to happen all fucking night, isn't it?
You idiots are going to fucking do text-to-speech, and you're going to pretend that you're some fucking company, and you're going to call me a sellout, and fuck you people in the chat room calling me a webcomic asshole.
I am not a webcomic, you feminine penis lovers.
All right, fucking turkey tits trying to sit over here and trying to tell me that I'm a goddamn webcomic.
I'm a broadcaster.
It's a big fucking difference anyway.
Let's get back to the IP2 recap, please.
All right, I'm tired of these people.
I'm tired of these people.
Let's get back to the IP2 recap, all right?
What is Jesus Christ?
What now?
What now?
Oh, yeah, ghost.
Yeah, I'm not a sellout.
I'm underground.
I founded Poll.
You're damn right.
I founded Poll.
What are you talking about?
All right.
I was instrumental in internet history.
Oh, no.
Oh, God.
I soiled my wheelchair.
Yeah, fuck you.
All right.
I'm not in a fucking wheelchair.
And by the way, the engineer is off tonight, so go fuck off.
All right?
Jesus fucking Christ.
Let's get back to the IP2 recap.
Now, I know who Cassandra is.
What is GG Sups?
Is that supposed to be the like the sponsor that was supposed to be sponsoring Scuff Big Brother or some shit?
Anyway, let's take a look at her drink this.
This is Cassandra.
Oh, man.
That looked hard to take down there, broad.
That looked harder to take down than the salty load and your goddamn soy boy boyfriend, boy.
The watermelon ice tastes like chocolate.
Oh, what we're here.
Looks like you're about to puke, bro.
Stop lying.
Stop lying.
Yeah, stop lying.
I don't want to throw up.
I don't want to throw up.
Get the hell out of here for Christ's sake.
Anyway, and by the way, Cassandra, unless you're going to come back and stream, get the fuck out of here right now.
We don't want to see you try to cock tease these fucking neck beards and incels out here, all right?
All right, if you're going to show the ass, then show the ass, all right?
Tits or get the fuck out, all right?
Jesus Christ.
And what is this?
The owner of the compound?
What is this joy?
Oh, I'm not saying that.
I'm not, dude.
Who docks that owner of the compound?
I'm not saying that's horrible, dude.
I'm sorry I even posted that up.
All right, what is this?
Evidence number 192738 that SJC, this fucking stupid retard we were just talking about earlier, is a fucking swatting piece of trash ruining the lives of other streamers.
Take this Pedlet off of IP2Net.
I agree with that.
I agree, by the way.
Let's go ahead and take off SJC.
Let's see this.
N-world, do you know anything about them?
And you cry about the people like me that put these weirdos in their place?
I'm telling you, dude, it doesn't surprise me that this idiot SJC is doing this.
And I'm telling you right now, take off SJC off of IP2.
Take off SGC off of IP2.
All right.
What?
Artemon's donations for today have been brought to you by the way.
Nobody gives a shit, Art Hammond.
All right.
Nobody gives a fuck.
Don't forget to read Ghost the Webcomic, which I'll be talking about.
Ghost the Webcomic.
You fucking idiots keep calling me a webcomic, dude.
I'm going to get the fuck out of here.
I'm not a fucking webcomic.
All right.
I'm not a fucking webcomic.
I'm a broadcaster, you moron.
I'm a fucking broadcaster.
There's a big fucking difference.
Don't call me a webcomic, you fucking sorry sack of shit.
All right.
And by the way, I want to reiterate, IP2, take fucking SJC the fuck out of here.
And anybody who donates to that idiot, you're a fucking moron.
All right.
Seriously.
There's people out here starving to death and you're fucking giving this stupid autist.
This is my career.
Re!
Re!
Yeah, fuck you, SJC.
I hope you fucking starve to death.
All right, I hope you become an emaciated piece of shit that you look like you just got out of Auschwitz, you fucking loser.
I'm tired of seeing this stupid autist piece of garbage, all right?
Stop donating that piece of crap.
All right, let's go.
Let's move on before I start saying stuff I regret.
All right, here's the next one.
It seems basically every person kicked, Ice kicked out of his life has gotten everything they wanted.
If karma is real, then ICE is definitely going to get a taste of it now.
And what does this mean?
What is this Greek?
All right, look, I want to be honest with you, dude.
Okay, I don't like Greek God X.
Okay, I think Greek God X is the biggest fucking piece of trash next to SJC.
And the reason is, is because his claim to fame is being a fat fuck.
And now he's like, you know what?
I'm fat fuck.
You know who I'm a fat fucking.
You know what I do?
I'm going to go ahead and start, you know, working out now.
And I want to gain sympathy from you just like Boogie.
All right.
But what?
What?
Oh, my God.
Thank you again for your contribution.
What are you talking about?
Such a wealthy furry webcomic donating to us on a regular basis.
Don't listen to this.
All right.
Don't listen to this.
Don't listen to this idiot.
Seriously.
Fucking DSA.
And what is this?
I ate the juice.
Oh, my God.
I ate the juice.
See Kyle.
What the fuck?
Oh, I get it, you fucking idiots.
Aya, fuck you, man.
And what is it, Duva Dude?
You must be an outer circle White Castle member to listen to this donation.
Oh, outer circle now.
Outer circle white castle membership.
The fucking busted anal ring is what you should call yourself, all right?
The busted anal ring is what you need to call the outer circle, all right?
All right, when your ass gets too reamed by a fucking thick cock, all of a sudden you bust your hymen.
All right, never mind.
Anyway, let's move on here.
And who the hell just donated $2?
D-list webcomic.
Yeah, fuck you.
I got your fucking webcomic.
Anyway, let me talk about Greek God X, okay?
This guy's a fucking idiot.
He's your modern-day boogie, you know, that boogie asshole, that big fat ass that, oh, I'm depressed.
Oh, I need to lose weight.
Oh, my health sucks.
I need money.
Oh, my wife just left with her black gay friend.
And oh, he's one of these assholes.
All right.
And his friend.
All right, let me go ahead and let me go ahead and take a look at this guy.
I got to show you who this guy is.
I'm sorry.
What the hell is his name?
Tyler One?
Tyler One, whatever the fuck his stupid name is.
This fucking guy, all right best comic from ghost the webcomic is that's the comic where the ghost the webcomic loses his patient Shut up hard hammer All right.
I'm talking here.
I'm fucking talking here.
Fucking dumbass.
Jesus Christ, what is this now?
What is this?
I am a soul shall.
Fuck you, dude.
Fuck socialism, you shithead.
All right, fuck socialism.
And a word from our sponsor.
I'm not sponsored by anybody.
Today's video is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends.
Fuck off, dude.
I'm not being sponsored by anybody.
Don't listen to this dickhead.
I'm a man of the people.
I'm a man of the people.
Anyway, this is Greek God X's friend, this fucking ethnically ambiguous Wojack Tard, Tyler One, whatever the fuck his name is.
This guy, I'm telling you, if he isn't perpetuating autism, I don't know what is.
I mean, I wish somebody would slap this fucking dumbass, ethnically ambiguous, fucking autistic midget.
All right, I wish somebody would.
I mean, look at this fucking stupid tard.
And this guy's got a fan base.
Hi, look at me.
I'm Tyler.
Look at me.
I'm a fucking ethnically ambiguous wojack.
And hey, look at the shape of my head.
Oh my God.
I'm getting triggered.
I'm going to hold my breath.
Fucking stupid tard.
Jesus Christ.
And what the hell is this?
I am a nass bull.
Fuck you, asshole.
All right.
Go shove a.
Dude, stop trying to make me say shit.
All right.
Anyway, this guy right here, this guy's another waste of internet garbage.
And this is proof that you fucking parents of autists and Aspergers, you're the one that are creating the population for this idiot right here to be popular.
All right?
You know it and I know it.
Tonight's Saturday Night Troll Show is sponsored by LolTyler1.com.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, fucking right.
Give me a fucking break.
This guy is a fucking midget.
He's an ethnically ambiguous, muscle-bound midget, okay?
All right, and he's an autist, too.
And I fucking hate him.
If I ever saw this guy, I would kick him in the balls.
I'm not even joking around.
All right?
I'd slap the autism right out of his goddamn ethnically ambiguous body.
I'm not even joking around.
All right?
I mean, I'm tired of these fucking people putting autism on some kind of a pedestal as if it's like, oh, look, isn't that adorable?
He's a fucking autist getting mad because he sucks at video games.
Oh, that's great, isn't it?
Fucking Tyler One, you fucking ethnically ambiguous shithead.
All right, I mean, I take turds that look like you there, Tyler.
All right, what are you talking about?
Anyway, my apologies, folks.
I didn't mean to get off on that tirade.
I just don't like Greek God X. All right.
He's fucking doing a boogie, he's doing a boogeycon job on us.
And everybody that's going for it is a fucking idiot.
And I don't like Tyler One either.
He's a fucking ethnically ambiguous Wojack.
Dr. Disrespect is better than Tyler One.
Dude, Dr. Disrespect, dude.
All right, dude.
Whatever.
Let me just go ahead and throw some fucking shitty ass fucking clothes on and some two-bit fucking 1995 glasses that I got from a fucking late night infomercial and a fucking mullet goddamn wig and pretend that I'm just this fucking ultra gamer for Christ's sake.
I mean, Jesus Christ, Dr. Disrespect is catering to this shit.
All right?
I mean, you know, Dr. Disrespect is on the same equivalence as Jonathan Hills.
All right.
All right.
Dr. Disrespect is on the same fucking wavelength as Jonathan fucking Hill.
So that's all I got to say about that.
All right.
Anyway, let's continue on.
Put the PC shot on.
Let's get back to the damn IP2 recap here.
And let's go ahead and see with this one here.
When I move, all these fake fucks will be 100 viewers.
Who are you talking about here?
Oh, although I think Blade will still be at least 1,000.
Bjorn, on the other hand, I think Bjorn has lost it.
I mean, unfortunately, I think Bjorn has probably got some major issues internally going on.
He was throwing up blood.
He continues to throw up blood.
He's trying to stop drinking, even though fucking Only Use Me Blade continues to badger him, saying, I'm going to be here, Bjorn.
Hey, dude, fuck it, dude.
I'm going to shot Bjorn.
Come on, dude.
Give me a fucking shot, dude.
And what is this, Bonzie buddy?
Oh, boy, it is that time of the night again.
When I fall asleep from listening to boring boomerangs.
Well, if that's the case, then get the fuck out of here right now, Bonzie buddy, all right?
The fuck out of here right now.
Yeah yeah yeah, fuck you, Bonzy buddy, you fucking shithead.
Get the fuck out of here right now.
Get, get out of it, get out of here.
Doctor disrespects his wife.
Oh, I remember that too.
Hey, doctor Disrespect, I remember when you cheated on your wife.
Huh, you could thank Burger Planet for that.
I'm waiting for Dr. Disrespect to fucking start slapping Burger Planet around, because it was Burger Planet that exposed Dr. Disrespect fucking around behind his wife's back at that one Twitch con about two years Ago.
On the MLK Day episode of the Ghost Show last year, Ghost admitted he supported Planned Parenthood because the majority of the babies will never be born.
That is a fucking lie.
Don't listen to that asshole.
It's a fucking lie.
Hey, what is this?
El Nick Edwards MMO this Saturday Night Troll Show is sponsored by a Dispenser Here Inc.
Need a dispenser here.
Need a dispenser here.
Yeah, real fucking funny.
Billy Fridge Suit Sponsorship00:10:46
All right.
Can we get back to the goddamn to the goddamn high P2 recap here, please?
What?
What?
There's Derwicking.
What's going on to Der Wicking?
Ghost Prost.
Hope all is well.
It's not.
I'm glad you have the Constitution to show up to work tonight.
Proud of you.
Oh, yeah?
Keep breaking shekels.
Speaking of which, are you going to do videos so I can share some metal?
Well, I don't know yet.
I don't know yet.
I know I owe Cloud Zach, but I don't know yet.
Okay, so don't bring that up because then these damn trolls are going to start donating and I don't want that shit to get piled up here.
What I'm currently doing right now is an IP2 recap and we were in the midst of this one right here.
And let's just go ahead and go back.
Anyway, as I was saying about Bjorn, he's your quintessential fucking socialist.
He expects everybody to do something for him.
You know that?
Haven't you noticed that about Bjorn?
You know, oh, nobody care about me in America.
Please, Blade, can you buy him my phone?
Can you buy a meal of food?
Can you give me half a dono?
I mean, last night I saw on Geezer's stream, or I think it may have been Attila's stream, fucking dumbass Bjorn gets up in the middle of the fucking night in his underwear, and then he goes downstairs and gets himself a glass of milk.
All right, pours the glass of milk, drinks it, and then leaves the fucking glass there for someone else to pick up and for someone else to wash.
Typical socialist shit, dude.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Bjorn.
You're a socialist shithead.
And, you know, you need to start realizing that when you're in America, you got to figure it out, you fucking Danish fucking socialist shit.
LMAO at these Feel the Burn idiots backing a heart attack imminent.
Viagra abusing Prince of the Black.
Hey, you're damn right, Yob.
Hey, Yob, I don't know how these people are backing Bernie Sanders, but your guest is as good as mine, all right?
Oh, my God.
Hey, what the hell is this?
I'm so shillist.
What the fuck the hell?
Fuck you.
I'm not a fucking socialist, you idiot.
And for two bucks, Bjorn betrayed you.
You're goddamn right, Bjorn betrayed me, man.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, look, I'm a pretty good fan of IRL.
I don't know if y'all seen me around in other streams and shit.
I'm very generous and give people that are streaming, you know, pretty generous tips and donations, etc.
And Bjorn was one of them.
And then this son of a bitch decided to try to talk garbage to me.
I'm telling you right now, you're quintessential socialist asshole that thinks that everybody owes him something.
You're in America, Bjorn.
Figure it the fuck out, all right?
You fucking dumb shithead.
All right, I ain't fucking ever gonna fucking spend another dime on Bjorn.
You can fucking fucking take that to the bank.
All right?
All right, let's move on.
Let's do another more set recap here.
What is this?
Brian Rizzo, ace attorney.
You're a thief.
You're a thieving bitch.
Is this supposed to be fucking Blade?
Dude, I hate to say it, dude.
But this is really what Blade's starting to look like right now.
I saw him here about two hours ago, three hours ago.
The guy looks like walking death.
I mean, the guy needs to seriously take some time off, stop drinking, eat a decent meal.
You know what the fuck they were eating last night when they got hungry after getting drunk?
Fucking four boxes of macaroni and cheese.
Four boxes of macaroni and cheese.
And they didn't even know how to fucking make it right, for Christ's sake.
Black Ghost.
Black Ghost, I could have.
Sorry I couldn't go up to five.
Don't want to give you money, Coomer.
Yeah, thanks a lot.
Maybe when I have something creative to say, I will.
Tyrone, what did that boy name?
Yeah, yeah.
That onion boy, Oniason.
Oh, yeah, right.
Lip smack.
AO ghost.
What do you think about the onion boy Oniacon?
Well, let me explain something to you.
I'm glad you brought that up.
All right.
Oh, Oniacon, I think it's Oniacon, whatever the fuck his stupid name is.
Put the PC shot on.
All right.
I'm glad you brought that up because is this guy on?
Let me see.
There was a guy on yesterday.
Let me see if I can find him.
Where the hell is he at?
Here is Billy the Fridge.
This fucking guy right here.
You see this guy?
Billy the Fridge talking about a fucking dono baiting stream.
Yesterday, he fucking spent four or five hours driving to Oniacin's house over here saying, oh, you know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to go and confront him.
I'm going to go confront Oniacon and I'm going to confront him.
This stupid fucking overgrown, disgusting, fucking bad teeth wearing half a tarred fucking lop lump fucking head having Billy the Fridge spent four fucking hours.
Four fucking hours driving to Oniacin's house saying they were going to do this, do that.
And then when they got there, this guy ended up becoming Oniacon's bitch.
I mean, give me a fucking break.
Fuck you, Billy the Fridge.
That was the biggest shithead, goddamn attempted dono baiting I've ever seen in my fucking life.
So yeah, fuck Billy the Fridge, all right?
Fuck him up his big, dirty, disgusting shit funnel.
All right?
Fucking asshole.
Anyway, let's move on here.
What is this?
C 40k.
Ah, good God.
What now?
Alex Jones.
Oh, my God.
Lost the lawsuit law.
Well, yeah, unfortunately, he did lose the lawsuit.
I think it was against the Sandy Hook people.
It's sad, but, you know, it is what it is.
Anyway, let's go back to here.
We're doing an IP2 recap here.
It says, C's 40K viewers.
Hey, Greek, I know we haven't talked since the night you saved me from Hampton Brandon.
I remember that fight, by the way.
He looked like shit.
But I always want to be, but I want to be friends again.
Maybe we can hang out after your stream.
I'm wholesome now, and Twitch is in the process of unbanning me.
Destiny told me what to do.
And, you know, I don't know why.
I want to be honest with you.
I do not know why Ice Poseidon has such a hard on to go back to Twitch.
I thought that some of his best days were on YouTube.
I mean, lest we forget, do y'all remember the first UFC event?
The scuffed UFC event that he put on when Asian Andy started becoming a cry hard because a burger kept hitting him low when it was just an excuse for fucking Andy to just fucking walk away because he's a fat fucking obnoxious Korean shithead.
Y'all remember that?
I mean, that fucking goddamn, that damn stream had like almost 50,000 live viewers.
50,000 live viewers that event had.
And now this guy's doing a Scuff Big Brother event.
The most that he has is what?
3,000.
3,000.
What a drop.
What a fucking drop.
I mean, you know, at one point, Ice Poseidon was making like 40 to 50 grand a month.
40 to 50 grand a month.
Now this son of a bitch, you know what he made?
I heard he made seven grand on the uh that that's what's alleged.
I don't know if that's actually true, but he made uh seven grand on the scuffed big brother, and he still owes the winner of scuffed big brother a thousand bucks, which he has not paid.
He has not paid the winner of scuffed big brother the thousand dollars, even though this son of a bitch had uh had made seven grand throughout the whole event.
Seven fucking grand.
What a, what a, what a you, and you call me a Schecklesteen nosebird.
All right, let's continue going here.
What is this?
This N-word straight.
Well, hold on.
What?
What now?
What now?
Oh, my God.
I'll do star.
You called your audience baguettes last show.
I'm impressed.
Dude, I didn't call them that, you stupid idiot.
All right, sit there and shut your mouth.
I said baguette, all right.
Anyway, this N-word straight up married Peto Denino's love of his life in his own Italian suit.
Now, this is pretty fucking funny.
Now, if y'all are not familiar, this is Caroline Burt.
Now, you have to have been watching ICE for some time to know who this woman is.
This woman has, I mean, she was actually going with Ice Poseidon.
And I think, I don't know what it was, but Ice Poseidon got this humongous ego, and he completely dissed her, dude.
He completely dissed her.
I mean, left her crying, banged her friend.
I mean, it was just, I mean, dude, fucking Denino just thought his shit didn't stink.
Anyway, this broad ended up kind of finding somebody else.
All right, finding somebody else.
Hold on, what?
What?
Ghostie the IP recap piggy.
Fuck you.
All right.
Fuck off.
All right.
Fuck off.
What?
What now?
Ghost trivia.
Oh, my God.
On episode 15.
That's a lie.
This is a fucking lie.
That's a fucking lie.
Fuck you.
You're a lying bastard.
All right.
Anyway, what IP2 is referencing is this guy's blue suit.
Now, if y'all remember, Ice about two or three years ago, actually, actually about three years ago now, he took a European trip.
And in that European trip, he went to Italy.
And in Italy, he ended up buying himself a suit for about $1,500 that he ended up scuffing like a week later, for Christ's sake.
All right.
But anyway, this was obviously a shot at Ice Poseidon from Caroline Burt because this is the exact blue suit that Ice Poseidon got in that goddamn European trip.
So anyway, all the best to the alien here.
I mean, Caroline Burt, all the best to her.
All right, what is it?
Boink.
Ghost, stop taking my job.
Boink oil.
What the fuck do you mean your job?
I'm doing an IP2 recap here, you son of a bitch.
Jesus Christ.
Why don't you just sit there and shut your goddamn mouth?
All right, good God.
Put the PC shot back on.
All right, here it is.
Go back.
All right, what's the next one here?
So you're telling me he made 7K scammed everyone and this bimbo is still crying on Discord about leech and clout chaser.
What is this?
Kim Silla.
That's obviously allegedly, I should say, Ice Poseidon's girlfriend.
And hopefully left over to make up for normal stream income.
The house was paid for by Gigi and the rest from Paul's pocket.
Okay.
Okay, USA.
I thought that Paul, or excuse me, Ice Poseidon had some kind of sponsorship.
Homeless Shelter Harassment00:08:05
Remember that?
That's what he was trying to show on some of his banners.
I thought he had a sponsorship.
Now they're claiming that Scuff Brother came out of the pocket of goddamn Ice Poseidon.
Let's see if that winner.
Let's see if that winner gets paid the thousand bucks.
All right.
Let's see if that winner gets paid the thousand bucks.
All right, put the PC shed on.
What is this?
Can we get Destiny Appreciation Thread for giving ICE advice that drove his career into the ground faster than any of us could have imagined?
Who the hell is this guy?
I don't even know who this guy is.
This is like, you know, I don't know the story about Destiny.
Is that the fucking, isn't that the Twitch streamer that's a politically correct like soy boy fruit bowl that takes it up the pooper?
Is that the destiny guy that y'all are talking about?
And what is this?
Oh, my God.
Type Z and chat if you're sleepy.
Well, if you're sleepy, then get the fuck out of here right now, you fucking shitheads.
All right?
All right, if you're fucking sleepy, get the fuck out of here right fucking now.
All right?
And what is this moist bread?
This is an unoriginal sideshow run by a sad old man.
Fuck you.
Fuck you, asshole.
All right.
Let me tell you something.
All right.
I'm big time on these internets.
All right.
You ask around any of these so-called internet personalities.
They knew who the fuck I am.
All right.
They knew who the fuck I am for Christ's sake.
So just don't sit there and flap your fat Cheeto-stained fingers on the keyboard talking garbage about me, man.
Do you understand that 4chan created fucking poll because of this man right here?
They created poll because of this man right here.
So don't be sitting there talking shit.
Ask anybody across this internet who the fuck ghost is.
They'll tell you know who the fuck I am.
All right?
Stupid sons of bitch.
I'm tired of you motherfuckers.
I'm telling you.
You guys, you motherfuckers are lucky.
You motherfuckers are lucky that you're on a damn fiber optically connected world called the internet.
Because let me tell you something.
If I saw you sons of bitches in real life, I would whoop your ass.
All right.
I'm not even joking around.
I would go to your house, whoop your ass, bang your mom.
All right, drown your goldfish and kick your dog, you son of a bitch.
All right.
And I would do that within a bat of a fucking eye, you seat-sniffing, pickled prick having phallic fluffing, belch-breathing, used urinal cake, curating pieces of pedophile, priest-probed shit.
Fucking motherfuckers.
And what now?
Oh, fuck you.
Don't even compare me to that asshole.
Don't even Fuck you Fuck Fuck you.
And by the way, the engineer's off today.
All right.
He's off on Saturdays, all right?
So just sit there and shut your mouth.
And hey, for you people that are saying, this is boring, this is boring, then get the fuck out of here right now, you sorry sack of shit.
Get the fuck out of here right now.
Because I'm telling you, I'd stomp your teeth so far down your throat, you'd be able to lick your own taint.
You fucking piece of shit.
You fucking, you keep talking that garbage, boy.
You keep talking that garbage and see what happens.
All right, let's go more IP2 recap.
All right.
And don't fuck with IP2.
All right, you idiots.
All right, fuck with IP2 and see what happens to you.
All right.
Hold on.
What is this?
ICE recent YouTube video comments.
In a way, I feel good that I'm not obsessed with ICE's content anymore because I can do other things.
LOL, I haven't watched him since he was on Mixer.
This is not for me.
I missed the OLA streams with Steven and VoldeSat.
VoldeSat.
Who gives a shit about that fat fucking no personality having fucking glass dick sucking loser VoldeSat for Christ's sake, man?
I mean, you know, Ice Poseidon and VoldeSat was like the odd couple.
He was the legit odd couple.
I'm not even joking around.
We don't, I'm glad VoldeSat.
We don't even see that guy anymore.
All right, you're a fat, fucking, stupid loser with your fat, fucking beefy tits and your fucking stupid hat.
And that stupid goddamn fucking vape dick that you always fucking sucked on, you stupid fucking damn fucking latent homosexual.
All right, hold on.
What am I doing?
What did I do?
All right, put it back.
Let's get to the next one here.
We got someone heard the RV trip and came out of the dark.
Who's this?
Lauren's World.
Oh, hey, this was funny, by the way.
If y'all aren't aware, Lauren's World actually went to the compound with her stupid cuckold connoisseur boyfriend.
And Attila, Attila put her fucking cuckold connoisseur boyfriend in a fucking headlock.
It was a big to-do.
And then Lauren's World decided to take down all her videos.
Take down all her videos.
Like she was never a streamer.
And I was just so stupid.
Anyway, who else do we got?
We got Attila, the content-reducing leech, chases Carl away.
Dude, let me be honest with you, dude.
Carl is a waste of fucking life.
Are you kidding me?
This guy is a neurotic fucking nutcase that thinks that he's funny.
All right.
I want to be honest with you.
Anybody who he harasses has car blanche to literally beat the living be Jesus out of him because that's exactly what Carl's content is.
It's nothing but fucking harassment of people.
Harassment of innocent fucking people.
All right.
And what is this?
Yo, the double standards for Trump is really getting tiring.
For example, the Space Force emblem looking like Star Trek shit.
If Obama tweeted that shit, the left would gush out sucking his dick and praising him for being a trekking.
Well, dude, it's that Trump derangement syndrome, baby.
All right, that Trump derangement syndrome.
Anyway, as I was stating, this guy, Carl, is the most overrated streamer.
And I'm telling you, all he does is harass people in the streets.
And I think anybody who he harasses has Car Blanche to beat the living shit out of them and leave him in a puddle of his own blood and piss.
All right.
I mean, he's not funny.
All right.
He's a harassing piece of shit.
He's pure fucking cringe.
And anybody who likes this guy, you probably like putting condoms on G.I. Joe's and sitting on them while watching cartoon fetish women on the internet.
All right?
So fuck Carl.
Hey, Carl, if you hear me, fuck you.
You're a fucking loser.
Your fucking work sucks.
You're a harasser.
That's all you do.
You go in, you fucking harass people.
And I can't wait for the day that they beat the living shit out of you for harassing the wrong person.
I'm not even joking around.
So fuck you, Carl.
All right.
Fuck off.
Fucking learn how to do some actual content, you fucking moron.
All right, who else is it?
Put the PC shot on.
Let's get to the next one here.
EBZ's homeless shelter.
EBZ's homeless shelter.
What does that mean?
Yeah.
I don't know if you're aware or not.
Somebody put the little EBZ's homeless shelter.
And they're knocking on the door.
Ah, dude.
Fucking trolls, dude.
Why do y'all do that to these dudes, man?
Seriously.
Why the hell do y'all do this to these dudes?
You put ads on fucking Craigslist.
Hey, come on over.
This is a homeless shelter.
You need food.
You need a place to stay.
Come on over here.
It's EBZ's homeless shelter.
They did the same thing.
They did the same thing to the compound many times.
The most recent one is that The most recent one is they threw an ad on Craigslist stating that they were giving away a free Cadillac because he couldn't drive it anymore because of his bad tone.
Oh my god.
Hey, what's up, the bear?
Big Brother Bear is about to get lucky.
Wait a minute.
Hold on, dude.
Wait a while.
Hold on.
We're not playing videos, dude.
We're not playing videos.
Captain Dessey Immigrant Rant00:13:39
Oh, my God, dude.
You see what I'm saying with these fucking autist retards?
Do you see what I'm saying?
They think that the fucking rules don't apply to them, dude.
They think the rules don't apply to them, for Christ's sake, and they still donate these fucking donations, dude.
I clearly have said that there is no videos tonight.
I'm not playing videos tonight, but this is what I get.
I mean, this is why I'm telling you.
You autist and you Asperger idiots, you all think that you've got to get out a tarred free card.
And I'm tired of it for Christ's sake.
Marshall Bernsey, I swear to God, I blame this streamer culture on the sellout creator of Twitch and those whores that currently own it.
I pray for all streamers except you to get slogged.
This show is putting me into low power mode.
If it isn't, get the fuck out.
If it's getting you into low power mode, then get the fuck out, Mago C. Ranhambonius.
You piece of shit.
Yeah, right.
You wouldn't beat nothing, boy.
You wouldn't beat nothing, man.
All right.
I got a 280-gallon drum of whoop-ass and I would pour it all over you, boy.
Come on down here to San Antonio and see if you've got yourself a pair of balls to stand up against old ghost over here, boy.
I'm telling you right now, I would whoop your ass into dog meat.
You understand that?
As I stated, I'm a bad man, all right?
I could clench my fist, put them in my pocket, start walking outside my door right now, and get arrested for carrying lethal weapons, you piece of shit.
All right, so just sit there and shut the fuck up.
I'm a bad man.
It ain't nothing for me to whoop a man's ass, all right?
It ain't nothing for me to whoop a man's ass.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
So just sit there and shut your goddamn mouth and let's continue on with this goddamn IP2 recap.
What?
Yeah, the engineer.
Yeah, they ain't the fucking engineer.
Oh my god, this is fucking gay.
This isn't trolling you, you bitchy webcomic.
Look, asshole, don't call me a webcomic again, you sack of shit.
All right, don't you dare fucking call me a webcomic again, or I'm gonna whoop your ass.
All right, I'll take a dirty diarrhea of shit in the toilet, then throw your face in it, boy.
So all you can do is look back at me with a brown smile about it once I whoop your ass and give you a brown swirly, you son of a bitch.
Jesus fucking Christ, I'm telling you, you sons of bitches out here in the damn, the damn internet, you think you're so fucking tough across the goddamn fiber optically connected world we call the internet.
But I swear to God, if we were face to face, I would whoop your fucking ass into goddamn dog meat.
It ain't nothing for me to do that, boy.
Do you understand me?
And shut up in the chat.
Don't call me a webcomic, you piece of shit.
All right, let's go ahead and continue the IP2 recap here since these people want to continue to fuck with me.
All right.
Hey, what is this?
Piss boy sniff.
Mom, is that you?
I have some bad news.
Mixer didn't partner me after the big brother event.
I need to move back home with you and dad.
You know, what's really sad about this situation is I don't think that Ice Poseidon's parents really care about him.
I mean, look at that.
That's supposed to be his mom.
I mean, his mom looks like a heartless human being.
They don't give a shit about what's happening to this poor son of a bitch.
All right.
And the dad, with all due respect, even though Ice's dad is like some ripped fucking kind of guy, I think he's a cuck.
I think he's a stray cuckhold connoisseur to this goddamn broad right here for Christ's sake.
This looks like a fucking man in drag.
And that's supposed to be Ice Poseidon's mother.
Jesus Christ, let's move on here.
Back when Zeon the Stalker Prince was in his prime.
Oh, Burger.
Hold on, hold on.
I gotta say this, okay?
Now, remind me, before you listen to this clip, remember that Burger Planet claims to be not racist, claims to be down with Bernie Sanders, claims to be this ultra-liberal, okay?
Remember that.
Hey, what's up, Richard Fitchell?
Fuck you.
Yeah, you know, go eat my dick up till you hiccup, all right?
Son of a bitch, eat my dick up till you hiccup.
Just quit, bitch.
I've got your bitch, all right?
I've got your fucking bitch.
Anyway, put the PC shot on.
Once again, we've got Burger who thinks that he is a Bernie bro who thinks he isn't racist.
Take a look at this, son of him.
Just play it.
Play it.
It's only five dollars.
Yeah.
I work with ICE.
I work with ICE.
Look at this guy.
Yeah, call the police.
Yeah, you know, what you tell them you're right from the law.
No, you have no fucking tell them you're illegally under this country.
Oh, wait a minute.
Hold on.
I'll pause this.
Wait a minute there.
I thought you were down with fucking immigrants there, Bernie bro.
I thought you were down with immigrants there, Bernie bro.
Can we check out some traps on Insta?
At least that's content.
Hey, hey, asshole.
Just shut the fuck up.
All right.
This is a Saturday Night Troll Show.
All right, bored?
I don't give a shit if you're bored.
This is my fucking show.
All right.
Do it, pussy.
I would mumble your mouth my boot across.
What the fuck?
Across your windpipe, dude?
You wouldn't do shit.
You motherfuckers wouldn't do a fucking thing.
Most of you sons of bitches are a bunch of MGTOW neckbeard incel forever alones that are fat, slovenly pieces of shit that probably got Pop-Tart crumbs going into your goddamn crotch.
And you got the audacity to sit here and talk garbage to me.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I would beat your fucking asses until anal secretions were coming out of your fucking ass.
Were you ever a fan of the phone losers of America?
Yeah.
Well, I wouldn't say I was a fan.
Well, let me explain something to you.
Back in 1997.
Go suck his cock.
Then go suck his cock, dude.
Do you think I give a shit about some fan?
Excuse me.
Some never mind.
Forget it.
Hi, chat.
Never mind, forget it.
Let's get his dick sneeze as much as we please.
Type coom in chat to make it.
All right, yeah, the coom genie.
All right, all right.
Shut the fuck up.
All right.
Ghosty Kumis in chat.
Shut the fuck up, for Christ's sake.
And by the way, we fucking prank called the phone losers of America leader back in the 90s.
That was funny as fuck.
Anyway, I don't even know if they're still around.
If they're still around, they must be like 40 or 50 years old and needing to grow up and get themselves a fucking life.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
All right, hold on.
Let's move on with the IP2 recap.
And I'm going to continue doing it.
If you fucking people keep coming at me and keep calling me a webcomic and keep talking garbage to me, I'm going to keep doing this, you sons of bitches, because you fuckers in the chat room don't own me.
Do you understand?
I'm my own man.
All right.
I got balls the size of grapefruits that'll slap your mother upside her chin so her great-great-great-great-grandchildren will have a goddamn black eye, you sack of shit.
So just sit there and shut your goddamn mouth.
I'm a bad motherfucker, and you need to go ahead and respect.
All right, you need to fucking respect this man right here, you son of a bitch.
All right, let's continue going on here.
Who else do we got here?
Put the PC shot on.
I'm only going to do a couple more of these because these are starting to become kind of redundant, to say the least.
What is it?
The sucking off IPT.
Dude, look, all y'all people keep talking shit about IP2.
All of you sons of bitches that think you got a pair of fucking ball balls, keep talking shit about IP2 and see what happens.
All right?
See what happens, you sorry sack of shit.
I'm telling you all right now, you all think you got some.
You ain't got nothing.
All right?
All of you people that are coming at me, you ain't got nothing for Christ's sake, all right?
You people should be kissing my fucking ass that I'm even gracing my presence to you people.
That I'm even enlightening you people about subject matters that are sparking synapses in your brains.
You people should be kissing my fucking ass right now.
Each and every one of you, all right?
So I'll tell you what I want you all to do.
I want you to get down on your goddamn knees right now, and I want you to spit shine my shoe, boy.
Spit shot my goddamn shoe, boy.
Because that's what the fuck you're going to.
That's your future right there.
That's your goddamn future.
And who the hell?
Hey, fuck you, hardcore fan.
Mayo Toes, fuck you.
All right?
Fucking TPL TLP games, fuck you.
All right.
KHUSA, fuck you.
Venom Snake TV, fuck you.
Penguin Master, fuck you.
Pettis, fuck you.
Pixel Art Builder 583, fuck you.
All right, you fucking piece of shit.
Yeah, Jim H, fuck you.
ST Mike the Meme Genie, fuck you.
Jason Genova, fuck you.
All right.
Heavy Hebrew, fuck you.
Jessica White, fuck you.
Gordy, fuck you and your dirty ass.
Stupid son of a bitch.
Fucking Bond Dayton, fuck you, especially, you fucking loser.
All right, fucking Jackler, fuck you.
Fucking piece of shit.
Fucking whoop all of your asses for Christ's sake, man.
What?
What?
Captain Dessey, that ain't the real Captain Dessey boy.
Oh, my God.
Yes, sir.
I'm down on my knees and ready to shit shine it for you, daddy.
All right, all right.
I'm done with the fucking IP2 recap, dude.
I'm done with this shit.
All right.
I mean, but do you see this IP2?
Huh?
You see the kind of disrespect, fucking throw down a goddamn list of these fucking trolls that are talking garbage and do what you got to do.
That's all I got to say about that.
All right.
Do what you got to do.
Because these fucking guys, they think they got the balls.
They think they got big balls when they ain't got shit.
They ain't got nothing.
And all of you in the chat room, fuck you.
I do what I want to do.
All right.
Nobody.
And I repeat, nobody tells me what the fuck to do.
I'm sitting over here.
I'm wasting my goddamn Saturday night on you, jerk dicks.
So I'm going to do what I want to do.
So you just sit there and shut your mouth.
All right.
You just sit there and shut your goddamn pie hole, you son of a bitch.
All right, I do what I want to do.
I do what I want to do, you fuck.
Motherfuckers.
Goddamn motherfuckers.
All right, let me tell you something right now, folks.
I need to smoke.
All right.
I need to smoke me some of the devil's lettuce, some of the tetrahydrocannabinol, some of the marijuana, some of the reefer, the grass, the poo smoke.
All right.
I mean, you goddamn sons of bitches are coming at me like a bunch of monkeys hanging off trees for Christ's sake.
All right?
I need to take a fucking break.
And all I'm doing, all I'm doing is trying to goddamn do an IP2 recap.
And these sons of bitches out here are fucking coming at me like I'm some bad son of a bitch or something.
You fucking piece of shit.
You know what?
Maybe I should fucking play some video games.
Huh?
How about that shit?
I'll force you idiots to fucking watch me play video games, you son of a bitch.
How do you like that?
Huh?
Fucking piece of shit.
I don't know what I'm going to do tonight.
You see, I'm thinking about fucking really, I want to be honest with you.
I'm thinking about ending the goddamn show right now and going to the nearest bar.
All right?
Going to the goddamn Twin Peaks where they got 29-degree fucking beer on tap, where they got ghost pepper wings.
Fucking they got screens of sports, especially combat sports, all over the damn bar.
And meanwhile, all of your goddamn beer and pepper wings and everything else is being delivered by some 20-year-old piece of ass.
Instead, I'm sitting over here with a bunch of neckbeard incel forever alones that are out here talking garbage to me, thinking that they can compare Cox with this man right here.
All right?
You can't compare to me, boy.
I got a 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage.
Ain't no comparison, boy.
Ain't no comparison.
The IP2 recap was boring.
Fuck you.
It was boring.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
All right.
My plastic tubing and Jackler, come clean my soil dova dude.
Yeah, that's, yeah, that's what I figured, you sick mania.
You're a sick fuck.
What?
What?
Oh, there's this Billy F you asshole again.
Oh, my God.
Shake your bag.
Slap your wife.
Fuck your dog.
Do something.
We don't want to hear a scuffed history about autistic streamers.
We don't care.
Yeah, well, you know what?
Fuck you.
That's my show.
Hey, what is this?
ST Mike, why would trolls have to spit shine your shoe when you could go to the Kiwi shoe shine?
Go fuck off, idiot.
I'll tell you what to do now.
Man-Children Smoking Session00:12:09
Jesus Christ.
It's Saturday Night Ghost.
Let's raid.
Right now.
You know what?
Hey, Derwicking.
I was going to do some raiding.
I was going to do some raiding, Derwicking.
But take a look at these fucking stupid little piss-ad cyber vermin in the chat room here.
Look at them flapping their fat Dorito stained fingers on the keyboard talking malarkey against me.
I'm not going to do...
I refuse to allow these pieces...
Look at this.
Look at Johnny Longfellow.
Fuck you, you piece of shit.
Hurricane, fuck you.
Holy stars, fuck you.
All right, John Bullgrind, fuck you.
Keem Scares, fuck you.
Anarcho-Canadian, fuck you.
All right, Reflux, fuck you.
Lyle Chipperson, fuck you.
Fucking piece of shit.
Telling you right now, I'd fucking whoop all of your goddamn asses.
I'd whoop your ass.
All right, where's my fucking, where's my weed for Christ?
Here it is.
Fucking Christ's sake.
Need some of the fucking devil's lettuce.
All right, some of the devil's lettuce.
I see you, pickle man.
I don't know if you're on my side or what, but I see you, boy.
All right, let me go ahead and get some of this reefer.
And let me tell you, I got some new weed from the candy apple kid.
I score my shit from a kid who sells candy apples on the corner.
And this is that good weaponized type of shit, dude.
This is that kind of medicinal use type of shit.
So I'm going to smoke a little bit of reefer, and then we're going to move on and we're going to do something, all right?
Everybody in here, just shut the fuck up.
I'm warning you.
I'm warning all of you right now.
If y'all don't shut the fuck up in this goddamn chat room, I'm implementing chat room martial law.
And if you think I'm joking, go fuck yourself, all right?
And man, this shit smells good, baby.
It smells pungent up in here.
Oh man, this shit smells pungent up in here, man.
Jesus Christ.
And by the way, the strain of this particular tetrahydrocannabinol is dick cheese.
If y'all are wondering, it's the strain dick cheese.
It's pretty pungent.
I'll tell you that right damn now.
So let me go ahead and load this bowl.
And once I do, I'm going to go ahead and smoke.
And then we're going to move on.
All right.
Then we're going to move on.
All right.
I'm going to smoke some of the tetrahydrocannabinol, some of the grass, the reefer, the poo smoke.
Let's go ahead and do it now.
All right.
Everybody, cheers out there.
All right.
And look, seriously, I'm trying to stop drinking.
So stop coming at me so hard, you fucking troll terrorists.
All right.
Stop coming at me.
Look, here's fucking Art Hammond again, dude.
Here's Art Hammond again.
Sorry, baby.
I didn't mean to trash you.
Yeah, I'm sure you did.
I'm sure you did.
I'm sure you fucking didn't, Art Hammond.
All right.
Let me go ahead and smoke some of this.
Cheers to everybody out there who's listening.
Cheers, baby.
And shut up with the fucking goddamn beer emojis, dude.
I'm trying not to drink.
So stop that shit.
Jesus Christ.
And I'm telling you, if you motherfuckers keep on doing this, I'm going to get the hell out of here and I'm going to go kick it at the damn Twin Peaks bar or the Oola La Bar.
The Oola La Bar is actually my favorite bar.
I'll go out there and I'll go to the Oola La Bar instead of being besmirched by a bunch of internet people like you.
You fucking piggish power bottom fruit bowl, sphincter fingering trans-testicle turd burglars.
Let me go ahead and smoke some of this.
Fuck you in the chat room with all those fucking alcoholic emojis.
How dare you, dude?
How fucking dare you, you shithead.
Let me go ahead and smoke this.
Excuse me, folks.
I'm sorry.
I'm taking a little bit of a devil's lettuce smoke break.
You got a hold of it.
Let it hit the break.
You gotta hold it here.
I need to break.
Shit.
I need a tissue.
I need a tissue.
Dude, shoot me.
I need a tissue.
sorry dude oh my god I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, folks.
Every time I take the first hit of the devil's lettuce, every time I take the first hit of the tetrahydrocannabinol, mucus starts coming out the orifices, for Christ's sake.
Oh, my God!
I'm starting to actually reconsider my suggestions that you should have an intervention because I liked you better when you drank.
Oh, really?
You were a lot nicer.
I was a lot nicer when I drank.
I was a lot nicer when I drank.
What the fuck does that mean, there, Derwicky?
What is it?
Fuck you, go.
See, pungent like your granny's fuck you, dude.
Don't talk about my granny, you shithead.
I knew you motherfuckers were going to go there.
I knew you motherfuckers were going to go there.
I'm telling you all this right now, boy.
I'm telling you all this right now.
Don't talk about my fucking granny.
I'm sick and tired of you sons of bitches going down there in that direction, all right?
My granny was a pious woman.
She never cursed a day in her life.
My granny, whenever she made us youngin's food and we had it left over, she'd go next door and give it to the neighbors.
My granny was a pious woman for you motherfuckers to be besmirching her name like that.
It really chaps my ass.
I'll tell you that right damn now.
All right?
It really chaps my ass.
You see, you're making me fucking sick, man.
I got fucking throw-up coming up in my fucking throat for Christ's sake.
All right, I'm going to blow my nose again.
Just sit there and shut the fuck up, all of you in the internet.
Just sit there and shut the fuck up.
All right, here we go.
All right.
That's better.
That's better.
All right.
What?
Granny's fat ass.
Look at this shit.
Tommies think they can make metal.
Oh, Jesus Christ, dude.
Listen, I told you guys, no $20, $20, okay?
I've told you that.
And look at this.
This fucking nurse, Jessica.
Who the fuck are you?
Mr. Albin, you should stop smoking weed.
It could have long-lasting effects on your mental and physical health, including a decline in IQ, impaired thinking, and the ability to learn and perform complex tasks and relationship problems and intimate partner violence.
Go fuck off.
What the fuck kind of fucking propaganda is that?
What is that?
Out of reefer madness?
The fuck out of here right now.
All right, look, we got about three $20, 20-bucker donos, and I'm going to get to them, and then we're going to do some raids, okay?
The first $20.20 bucker dono was requested by a CloudZach.
Cloudzack says, Ghost, look at this guy getting down A.
Okay, now I don't know what CloudZach requested, but let's go ahead and get to CloudZack.
What?
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
All right.
Fox McCloud.
Yeah, you can call me Boomer all you want to, boy, but the Boomers made the best music.
They had the best sex.
They had the best drugs.
And look at you, sons of bitches.
You people can't even have sex with each other anymore.
You got to rely on cartoon-fetished women.
You got to look at fucking cartoon-fetished women, baby.
Can't even bump a real live one.
And by the way, as I stated, folks, as I stated, I hate hearing these white nationalists talk about my what genocide.
My what genocide.
You dumb white soy boy sons of bitches.
The reason that there's not that many white people getting with white people is because white males nowadays are fruity.
All right, they're hiding underneath mommy's skirt.
They're waxing their character cartoon women.
They can't grow up.
They're buying toys at 35 years old.
And is that going to make some blonde-haired, blue-eyed bombshell wet in the pants?
No.
Okay?
I mean, the whole reason why there's a so-called white genocide is because blonde-haired, blue-eyed chicks don't want to fuck you white boys anymore.
And why?
Because you're fruity asses.
You're fucking weak.
And you're fucking man-children.
Okay?
So I just wanted to have that as a preamble before we get to this first video because I'm tired of hearing about this fucking white genocide shit.
Oh my God.
This is why the troll show should stay on Vaughn Live.
You know what, ST Mike?
I don't really give a shit about your opinion, all right?
And what is this?
Raincoat the Conqueror.
Raincoat the Conqueror.
Ghost, your ability.
Jesus Christ, hold on.
I fucked up.
You're ghost.
Your ability to control your feelings is weaker than your libido.
Mrs. Ghost is spending time with Mr. Buzzy tonight.
That's why you're called ghost because a ghost, when you're in them, you can't feel a thing because it may as well be air.
Yeah, fuck off.
All right, asshole.
All right, my schlong head would go up your mother's snatch pipe and come out of her fucking mouth.
And the next time you get a response from, hey, ma, it's going to be, fucking son of a bitch.
Just sit there and shut your mouth.
Anyway, Cloudzack requested this one right here.
And he said, ghost, look at this guy get down.
So let's see what the hell he's talking about.
Put the PC shot on.
This is Cloud Zach.
Wait a minute, this is a black guy.
Nice digs.
Friday the day to relax.
What kind of hair is that, brother?
Out in the woods, make sure you don't see no bears.
Or don't make sure the bears see you.
You can go see the bears, but I don't have to bear to turn around and say, hey, what's your name?
What the fuck am I watching here?
The bear's always good at eating folks.
Lions and bears and tigers.
They're all out there in the woods.
I don't go out to the woods.
What is this brother talking about?
Anyways, that's a little too much.
Hold on, hold on.
Pause this shit.
This brother's going off keyster over here.
Oh, my God.
And what is this?
Oh, fuck you, ghost, again.
We all know your granny got black bulled.
You fucking.
You know what, dude?
Listen, stop talking shit about my granny.
Okay?
That's why you're such an N-word groupie.
An N-word group.
I'm not an N-word groupie, you asshole.
I just happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black, by the way, okay?
I'm a melting pot of friendship.
I'm not a racist, fucking ill-willed shithead like you people.
All right?
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black.
All right?
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be hispandex.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be muck shoveling mix, krauts, limeys, kangaroo bangers, orientals.
I mean, I'm a melting pot of friendship for Christ's sake, man.
I'm a nice guy.
And I'm tired of you idiots spreading this false indictment, this fucking slanderous lie across the internet that I'm some kind of a fucking racist, man.
I am not a racist.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends of all, of all nationalities, all right?
I mean, look, I have a whole bunch of black friends, man.
My boy Tyrone, my boy Archie Lee and Kuda Bang.
White Men Soy Guzzling00:09:09
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, for Christ's sake, man.
Hey, what?
Archie Lee and Kuda Bang don't know good?
They know who the fuck I am.
What are you talking about?
Those are my boys.
What are you talking about?
Archie Lee and Kuda Bang.
Man, fuck you, idiot.
You don't know who the fuck you are.
Everybody just shut up, dude.
All right.
Everybody just shut the fuck up.
Now, let's get back to this one video that was requested by Cloudzack.
It's some fucking schizophrenic brother.
Hey, well, hold on.
There's Noble Savage.
What's going on to Noble Savage?
Hi, Ghost.
I'm just giving an idea.
We want your Saturdays.
We want our weekends, too.
How about moving to Sunday?
You done it before.
Moving to Sunday.
Here is a song I play when you don't show on Saturday.
Well, yeah, I don't know about Sundays.
You know, you got a lot of Jesus freaks and a lot of religious folks out here that don't even want to take a crap on Sunday because they believe it's disrespectful to the Lord.
So I don't know about Sunday, dude.
You know what I'm saying?
Now, my God doesn't give a shit, but, you know, a lot of people in America, their gods are like, no.
Hold on.
Hey, hey, Satan, are you there, Satan?
Here, let me see if we can talk to Satan.
Satan, you there?
Yes, I am here, Ghost.
Isn't it true that Sunday, for whatever reason, a lot of people get the like Holy Spirit and they don't want to partake in any kind of these internet shenanigans or tomfoolery like we're doing here?
You're exactly right, Ghost.
And I encourage you, I think that Noble Savage is completely correct.
You should be broadcasting on Sunday because Sunday shouldn't be a day of rest.
It should be a day of celebration.
It should be a day of sin.
Sinful Sundays.
Sinful Sundays.
That's right.
Where everybody continues to drink and have sex and do singing.
Let the sin flow freely.
Let the sin flow freely on Sunday.
Well, thank you, Satan.
I appreciate that.
Anyway, can we go back to this weird black guy video?
For Christ's sake, what?
Marshall Burnsey, what's up, dude?
Oh, my God.
TBH Ghost, I agree that white men these days are soy guzzling manlets.
The evidence is right here.
Thank you.
Thank you.
No, no, no, no.
I don't think that's what it is at all, dude.
Marshall Burnsey, I completely disagree with you.
The field of life.
I completely disagree with you.
Let me get to you after this dono here.
Footage of Engineer realizing he doesn't need ghosts.
All right, real funny asshole.
Real funny.
Now, let me explain.
I don't think it has anything to do with women wanting to pursue their own careers is the reason why they don't want to bang white men that are younger anymore.
I just think that white men right now, from ages 18 to about 35, maybe a little older, are a bunch of pansy ass man-children that still buy toys, that's still wearing teenage ninja mutant ninja turtle shirts, that are still wearing Austin 316 shirts and all that other fucking bullshit that doesn't make the blonde-haired, blue-eyed chicks' panties wet.
And the reason I'm saying it doesn't have anything to do with like women in their careers because what?
Here's David Duke.
Here's an expert, huh?
David Duke.
Could you please verify your address?
Shove it up, your ass, all right?
We would like to send you this membership.
Shove it up, your ass.
I'm not a white nationalist, all right?
Like you're getting cold feet about.
I'm not a fucking white nationalist at all, you Sara Sack of crap, all right?
And everybody, look, calm down on the $20, 20 buckers, dude.
Seriously, man, come on.
Well, dude, calm down with that talk, all right?
But all I'm saying is this: the proof that white blonde-haired, blue-eyed chicks are not, you know, going after white young gentlemen because of careers is proof is in, look at all the blonde-haired, blue-eyed chicks that are getting with Asians and Hispandex and blacks.
I have seen so many blonde-haired, blue-eyed chicks going after these minority groups.
And from my observation, I'm going to tell you why.
The blonde-haired, blue-eyed chicks are going after the Asians because if you take a look at the socioeconomic strata of most Asians, it's usually in the top 1%.
Okay?
So blonde-haired, blue-eyed chicks are going after the little dick Asians because they've got big fat bank accounts, okay?
Now, why are they going after Hispandex and blacks?
Because that is the last remnants of machismo or masculinity that's left in Western civilization.
I hate to say it.
I'm sorry.
And, you know, I know that you white fucking pieces of fucking low-grade disposable road trash that hide behind your mother's skirt think that, oh, ghost, it's perfectly okay that I wax my carrot to a cartoon girl.
It's perfectly okay that I spend most of my free time on playing video games and women like that.
No, they don't.
No, they don't.
Okay?
I mean, wake the fuck up, white people.
And what is this?
Patiently waiting.
Hey, ghost.
I haven't been able to listen for a while.
Life has been incredibly busy, so I'm all over the place these days.
Hope you, the engineer in the chat, are having a wonderful weekend.
Well, it isn't bad, all right?
It could be better.
I'll tell you that right now.
It could be better.
Anyway, all I'm saying is, folks, is that you white people that are fucking talking white genocide, white genocide, it's because most white males from 18 to 35 have no balls.
They've got no balls.
They've got no house.
They've got no decent car.
All right.
They're immature dickheads.
And, you know, remember, women, you have to kind of swoon them.
You've got to swoon them with masculinity so that they can drop trow and allow you to penetrate them.
All right.
And that's the unfortunate part about it.
You white kids, you need to realize that y'all are fucking weak.
Y'all are fucking weak.
And instead of projecting on other races, what because they banging your bitches.
I mean, that's why, let's be honest.
That's why you got a lot of white people using the N-word a lot and, you know, making fun of Hispandex a lot and shit because they're banging their bitches, dude.
You know what?
Instead of getting mad about it, why don't you figure out what it is that these damn blacks and Hispandex are doing and apply it to your life so maybe you can bang a blonde-haired, blue-eyed chick, impregnate her, and keep the goddamn white race going.
And keep the white race going.
And look, here you got some idiot.
I don't want to get a divorce.
I don't want her to take from my check.
Is that stopping black people from going and banging white broads and getting them impregnated?
Is that stopping Mexicans going out there, banging these white broads and impregnating them?
No, it's not.
You white people are stopping yourselves, okay?
You white people are stopping yourselves.
And instead of going out and, you know, fucking going to Virginia and holding tiki torches, trying to reenact the Farth Reich or some shit, what you should be doing is saying, look, white people of America, what we need to do to combat this, it's not white genocide.
It's the fact that white people ain't coupling anymore.
White people ain't coupling anymore.
And it's because white blonde hair, blue-eyed chicks think that white dudes are a masculine, soy boy, can't grow up man-children assholes.
And until you can figure that out, we're going to continue to see the degradation of the white population in this country, okay?
I'm just saying, I'm telling you all right now, y'all want to continue the white race.
All you got to do is go after blonde hair, blue-eyed chicks, you know?
Convince them to drop trowel, ejaculating their uterus, and then out comes a white kid.
All right, nine months later, it's that fucking simple.
All right, it's that fucking simple, white people.
All right.
Hello.
Hello, McFly.
And look at all the fucking white incels getting all pissed because you know I'm telling the truth.
Hey, let's be honest.
All right, incels, you wouldn't be here listening to me right now if you had a fucking piece of blonde hair, blue-eyed ass wanting to go out in the town, all right, with you having some drinks, you know, etc.
Even if you wanted to stay home, you wouldn't be here.
You'd be banging that fucking fine piece of blonde hair, blue-eyed ass until it was candy apple red.
All right?
The only reason you're pissed off at me is because I'm telling you the truth.
Gay Music and Incels00:08:18
All right?
I'm telling you the truth.
That's why you're pissed at me.
And what is it, O'Ron O'Donovan?
Look at the pet Mexican and tell me my hate for not whites is irrational.
I don't hate all non-whites.
I hate what they tend to become.
Prejudice isn't entirely, But does stem from reality.
Oh my god.
All right, whatever.
All right.
And what is this Raincoat Conqueror?
What does Ghost Massive Schlung and Bigfoot have in common?
They're both a myth.
Yeah, fuck.
Dude, fuck you, asshole.
All right.
So here are some more sympathy shekels for the foolish old Jew.
First of all, I'm not a Jew, okay?
Secondly, you're an anti-Semitic prick.
Now, dance our little shekel monkey dance.
Now go and cry and read chicken soup for the idiot's souls, oink, oink, piggy piggy.
All right.
I mean, dude, this is what this is what's fucking listening to me over here, dude.
All right.
Anyway, look, you white people can get pissed off at me all you want to.
I'm telling you the truth.
All right.
Y'all are fucking weak.
All right.
Males 18 to 35 that are white are fucking weak.
They're not leaving their mother and daddy's house.
And how is a woman going to want to fuck you if you got to take her to mom and daddy's house?
How the fuck are you going to convince some fine piece of blonde-haired blue-eyed ass to give you that ass when you got mom over here fucking making you some goddamn mac and cheese at two in the morning?
All right, Jesus Christ.
All right, let's get back to Cloud Zach.
Cloudzack, let's back this up a little bit.
Cloud Zach requested this video.
It looks like a schizophrenic black man.
I don't know what he's about to do.
Cloudzack requested this.
Let's see what this is.
Bears always good at eating folks, you know, lions and bears and tigers.
They're all out there in the woods.
I don't go out to the woods.
First, I go out to the woods, using the restroom, and I said, anyways, that's a little too friendly.
I mean, what the fuck is this guy talking about?
You throw it past the football player and you throw it in the end zone and nobody's going to catch it.
But we're going to catch this one.
So it's, let me see, New Order Blue Monday.
Oh, yes.
Wait a minute.
Black people listen to New Order?
We're going to pretend it's much more.
I mean, it's not racial.
I didn't realize black people were listening to New Order.
New Order is, it's rather an effeminate.
It's an effeminate song, dude.
Man, what's this brother's problem, dude?
Is he all right?
Is this brother do a little wet?
Did he do a little wet going on?
Oh, no.
Oh my god, no.
Oh my god, no.
I mean, is this guy getting ready to go out to the gay club and that's why he's doing this shit?
I mean, look at this bro!
Oh my god, man.
Is this guy a blooderer crip?
Hold on, pause this.
Hey, who's disturbing the video?
This asshole.
Ghost's God doesn't give a shit if he broadcasts on Sundays.
Yeah.
Ghost then summons Satan and Satan.
Says ghosts should broadcast on Sundays.
Yeah.
Now we know who Ghost's God really is.
Oh, come on.
What happened to Templeton?
He got sacrificed.
Get the fuck out of here.
I'm not a Satanist, dude.
All right.
My God doesn't give a shit.
That's all it is.
All right.
Can we watch this black guy get down to some gay music, please?
Hey, what the fuck?
Who keeps donating?
We're watching a black guy get down to gay music.
Aren't worth it anymore.
The juice isn't worth the squeeze.
Get a trap instead.
Men are better at being winners.
Get a trap instead.
Did you hear this guy?
Mig Tao, get a trap instead.
Get a fucking trap instead.
Unbelievable.
This is where this is going, folks.
All right.
This is where white males are going.
They're going after traps.
All right.
They're going after trannies.
They're going after people on Grinder.
This is what's happening to the white man, okay, folks.
Nobody's doing it but themselves because they're getting hard-ons and nobody can nobody wants to ejaculate their penises, especially blonde-haired, blue-eyed women, so they're turning homo.
All right, you heard it right there.
Anyway, can we look at this black brother getting down to some goddamn gay club music, please?
Cloudzack requested this.
Look at this brother.
Oh, geez.
Who the fuck keeps donating?
Can y'all fucking ghost?
You need to see this.
No, Pet Mexican, you fucking idiot.
You fucking idiot.
You know what?
Hey, Pet Mexican.
Pet Mexican.
You're proving somebody's white racist right.
All right, you're proving Odono Orano Donovan right.
Right, excuse me.
I'm sorry.
That, you know, dude, you're a fucking pedophile piece of shit.
And what is this, Ghostler?
Now I don't hate the gays, but all bug chasers should be burned at the state.
I didn't say that.
I never said that.
And look, pet Mexican, dude, you're proving these white folks right that Mexicans are a bunch of dirty, whatever they're trying to say.
A bunch of fucking, you know, flea market buy-in fucking.
Meister, I got five dollars and twenty cents.
If you play my video, I'll only got the five dollars and twenty cents.
If anybody out there that is watching, if you can please put down until the ghost can play my video, stop doing that.
I don't give a shit if it's a good video, dude.
All right, fuck off with that shit.
This is not a flea market fucking show, dude.
We're not a fucking swap meet where you can negotiate.
Jesus Christ, can we just, can we please, and what is this for the pet?
Look, they're donating for you, pet Mexican.
Look at the 237 for the pet Mexican.
That's that's about eight bucks.
All right.
That's about eight bucks.
You need fucking, what do you need?
1320 or some shit like that.
Yeah, 13, some shit, 20, whatever the fuck you need.
I don't give a shit.
I got to do a show here.
I'm trying to look at Cloud Zach's request of this brother getting down to some goddamn day, gay, gay, gay music.
And what, Dan, for the pet Mexican?
All right, now y'all are encouraging this shit, bag, all right?
This is why we can't get homeless off the streets because we got idiots like this that are like, oh, look, I'm going to buy my act of contrition and I'm going to give this homeless man a $5 bill so it can knock off the karma that's coming to me when I beat my wife when I get home and the dinner tastes like shit.
You know what I mean?
Hey, I know you idiots thinking that you're fucking buying acts of contrition by donating to the pet Mexican, but you know what?
Your karma's still going to come at you, you piece of crap.
All right, your karma's still going to come at you, you piece of crap.
Now let's watch this black guy get down to some gay music that was requested by Cloud Zach.
All right?
And I'm sure many of your assholes are puckering watching this man dance on this gay tune.
You know it and I know it.
And why is his brother doing this?
I mean, is he going to go to the club and dance this dance?
I don't understand this.
He thinks that doing this dance is going to get him the prettiest twink in the club.
I don't get it.
Okay, they're saying in the chat room, this guy's a meme.
He's got hundreds of videos.
Oh, great.
Some shameless black man pretending to be autistic to get views.
Baby Cub Dance Meme00:11:42
Isn't that great?
Oh, no, we don't need you to sing, dude.
Just dance your stupid little ass off.
Don't be singing.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Tell me how do I feel?
Tell me how do I feel.
Please stop, dude.
Please fucking stop, brother.
Hey, shut up in the chat room better than Pantera.
Go fuck yourselves, dude.
I mean, give me a break.
I mean, I'm in shock.
I don't even know what to say, dude.
But if the winner's falling.
I think I've had enough of this, dude.
I think I've had enough of this shit, dude.
I've let this go for about...
Oh, look.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Look at the sweat he's working up, for Christ's sake.
For what?
All right, I'm done.
I'm done with this, guys.
Shut it off.
It's already been five minutes, dude.
Cloud Zach.
All I got to say is why.
All right.
All I got to say is why.
Look, we got another two bucks from Raincoat the Conqueror.
Go back to the bubblegum fields with the rest of the shekel goblins.
Harvest season is near, and you don't want to get angry.
All right, go fuck off.
All right.
Raincoat the conqueror.
Why are y'all such anti-Semitic bastards?
I mean, seriously, dude, why are y'all such anti-Semitic bastards, dude?
All right, dude.
I got myself a Coca-Cola.
All right.
I mean, seriously, man, y'all got me so riled up.
Y'all got me so pissed off for the Saturday Night Troll show.
I need to hook me up with a cola.
I need to hook me up with a cola.
Give me a fucking here.
I got a goddamn straw here.
And by the way, you want to make sure to drink your Coca-Cola with straws.
If not, your fucking teeth are going to fall out, boy.
So just FYI.
All right.
Here, let me go ahead and take a drink and we're going to move on to the next $20, $20 up in here.
Good stuff.
All right, let's get to the next $20.20 bucker.
Let me see if I can find it for Christ's sake.
Even though I told you, sons of bitches, that I'm not taking $20, $20, you sons of bitches continue to donate thinking, hey, you know what?
I'm retarded.
I can do whatever I want.
I'm retarded.
Jesus Christ.
All right, this next one here.
Let me make sure I didn't skip one.
Hold on, folks.
All right.
Because sometimes that happens.
Sometimes I'll skip one here.
No, everything looks good.
right now this next one here is by hold on let me see Let me get back to there.
Jesus Christ, dude.
I hate when you fuckers do this.
I hate when you guys donate the $20 when I don't want you to.
All right, the bear.
This clip is from the movie The Bear.
Big Brother Bear is about to get lucky.
What the fuck is this?
See if you can go homeward bound voice acting with it.
It starts at 4545.
Nothing graphic.
The bear cub eats shrooms if you stay.
What the fuck does that mean?
All right, dude, look, viewer discretion is advised.
Some people really like to fucking donate some sick shit.
So viewer discretion is advised here.
Let me go to 4545, like this idiot said here.
And what is it, Kay?
Ghost baby Bunzyne laying head down ass up waiting for that cock big fella.
Oh, Jesus Christ, dude.
Can you take about 10 steps away from my butt crack?
Hey, look at this guy.
Look at this.
Look at this.
These 20 buckers are loading up for Christ's sake.
These damn $20.20 buckers are loading the fuck up.
All right, look, let's get to the bears clip here.
All right.
This was the bear.
Here it is.
And he actually donated $25 to play this.
So let's see what this is.
Play it.
What is this?
The fuck is this shit?
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
Look, he's waving high.
Hold on.
What?
Oh, my God.
All right, look, no more $20.20, please.
All right.
I don't want the whole fucking show to be comprised of this shit.
All right.
I'd like for everybody to please stop donating.
This is not reverse psychology, okay?
This is not Talmudic magic.
I'd like for each and every one of you to please just stop donating, all right?
Just stop fucking donating $20.20.
Seriously, for fuck's sake.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
This bear was waving.
Look, he's waving.
Look at that bear.
He's smiling.
He's smiling.
What is he laying down?
Like, showing off his schlong.
Hey, look at this king ding-a-ling, baby.
Come on over here.
I got to go over there.
Hey, look at me.
Look at it.
I can break a tree here.
Look at this.
Wait a minute.
That's a little baby cub.
Here comes the baby cub.
Hey, Dad, what are you doing?
Nothing, son.
Why don't you go over there and go see if you can get a picnic basket?
We'll go over here and try to get lucky with this other bear over here.
Look, he's copying dad.
He's copying Dad!
In the field of local lives...
Oh, Jesus Christ!
Who's dude?
I mean, come on, man.
Shut the fuck up.
You're ruining the.
Hey, why don't you shut the fuck up?
It's my fucking show.
All right, asshole.
It's my fucking show.
So why don't you sit there and shut the fuck up?
You fucking sack of shit.
Here, play the rest of this.
Play a little bit more of this, for Christ's sake.
got a baby cub trying to imitate daddy bear over here.
Look at this bear smiling.
This bear's fucking smiling, for Christ's sake.
Hey, Baboo!
Why don't you go over there?
get to go some picnic baskets boo boo okay i don't understand Oh, oh, what is he?
he's looking at bare ass he's looking at bare ass he's looking at bare ass Jesus Christ What the hell am I watching here?
What?
What is it?
Oh, my God.
It's more like Saturday Night Nature Show.
Well, dude, somebody donated this shit.
Somebody donated this.
What is this?
Back to the bubblegum fields.
Everyone in chat press one if ghost should go back to the bubblegum fields.
These uppity shekel goblins need to know their place and contribute to the economy.
Fuck you, Master Race.
Fuck you, Ninja for inner circle.
Fuck you, you idiot, all right?
Talking all that garbage.
And everybody pushing one takes it in the asshole.
Raw dog style spit roast.
All right?
And what is this?
For the pet Mexican.
For pet Mexican, I am confirmed white as Ghost himself said so.
Engineer is the true talent.
EXJXAX also how much money to have Engineer host a whole show for himself?
Name your price hambone.
No, there is no price, okay?
The engineer works for me.
He's not going to get into the broadcasting business because he works for me.
Now, luckily, he's got the day off today, but shut the fuck up about that shit.
And Orano Donovan, you're donating to the pet Mexican.
You just shit talked a pet Mexican.
You just shit-talked a fucking pet Mexican, and now...
All right, dude.
Look, let's just put it back on this bear shit.
All right.
I'm going to give this bear shit a couple more minutes because somebody donated $25 for us to watch this.
Now, it looks like bears are getting lucky.
And look, here's the young bear looking down at the two bears.
Like, hey, what are they doing?
Mom, dad.
Oh, no.
Oh, dude, come on.
Dude, we're watching two bears fuck right now.
Are you shitting me?
Give me a break.
Look at the little bear.
He's just like sitting back saying, nah, look at mom and dad.
They love each other.
Oh, my God, dude.
Who the fuck donated this, dude?
Why in the fuck would I even want to fucking watch this?
Why do I even want to watch this?
And what now?
What?
Take a whiff of that.
All right.
Nasty chicken grease, corn oil, and cream beef, bitch.
All right, who the hell?
My ass bleeds.
All right.
Why stop the $20, $20 donos?
It's not like your show wasn't shit before started to, you know what?
Fuck you.
All right, asshole.
Fuck you, for Christ's sake.
And look at this dime hog D MGTOW tip for the pet Mexican.
Dude, listen, stop donating to the pet Mexicans video.
All right.
He needs to come up with the pesos himself.
All right.
Hey, pet Mexican, you need to sell tamales at the fucking last call of bars or something for you to start fucking paying this shit yourself for Christ's sake.
All right.
That's why a whole bunch of Mexicans are trying to get through the goddamn border because here we have the United States giving them everything from free health care, free food, free housing.
And this is where you get this kind of mentality, all right?
This is where you get the pet Mexican fucking mentality for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
All right, let's go a couple.
What else?
What else is there?
I think this song is great.
Oh, come on, Cloud Zach, dude.
Listen, people are piling up these $20, $20 up in here.
And I'm telling you right now, that's about enough of the $20, $20, okay?
What is this?
Joe Rogan Socialist House00:12:56
Ghost childhood.
This is the bear reenactment of Ghost's Childhood explains a lot.
What are you fucking talking about?
Go shove it up your ass.
All right.
I'm going to tell you what your childhoods are, okay?
Especially you soy boy sons of bitches that are like air.
You know, these fucking young kids now.
These young kids are wearing fucking tight-legging jeans, showing anal camel toe.
They're showing anal camel toe.
And these fuckers have the audacity to sit over here and make judgment on my upbringing.
I'll tell you your upbringing, you dumb fruit bowls.
The reason that you're prancing around, leprechauning your asses with your goddamn anal camel toes, is because most of you were brought up by single, dirty dishrag whore mothers.
Most of you were brought up by dirty dishrag whore mothers.
And whenever your dirty dishrag whore mother would bring home a Tom Dick or Harry to go give her the high hard one in her room, you could hear her getting her fucking shit balled out of her goddamn ass.
And you're in the next room overhearing this and you're waxing your carrot.
You're waxing your carrot hearing your mother getting balled by Tom Dick and Harry.
That's why you're a bunch of MGTOW fruit bowls.
Thanks to Bubblegum Fields for the recommendation to the inner circle.
If only Ghost wasn't a Shekel Webcomic Goblin.
Also, anime titties and real titties are nice to jerk off too.
Yeah, you see this unlisted ninja right here.
Look at that.
I bet you would not say that in public.
I bet you if we were at a party and there were chicks around and everybody was having a good time, your little neckbeard ass wouldn't be like, hey, everybody, I whack off to anime titties.
You want to know why?
Because most of the males would roll you.
All right.
And rightfully so.
Rightfully so.
All right.
I'm just saying.
Anyway, thanks, the bear, for that little walk down nature lane there.
Let's go ahead and continue on with the $20, $20 up in here.
We got a lot of them.
We got them all piled up and shit.
All right.
And what, unlisted ninja, for two bucks?
I would.
Yeah, you wouldn't do shit.
You know what you would do?
You would put three fingers in your anal passage and rustle them around in there counterclockwise until you jiggled your uterus out of your ass.
Anyway, let's go ahead and fat.
Jesus Christ.
Granny's fat ass requested this.
All right.
Some asshole named Granny's Fat Ass.
He said, look at this shit.
Commies think they can do metal now.
Are you serious?
Let me see this.
Let me see commie metal.
All right.
This is probably not it, but what is this?
Wait a minute.
Is this for real?
Put the PC shot on.
Granny's fat ass requested this.
Is this commie metal?
I got to hear this for myself.
I got to hear this for myself.
I mean, give me a fucking break.
Awww, this is so exciting!
This is so inspiring, so motivating.
Get the fuck out of here, you commies.
All right?
Hey, commie is socialist.
You can run.
You can hide.
YOU GET HELICOPTER RIDES! HA HA HA HA!
Give me a break with this bullshit.
Oh, what an edgelord, huh?
Kind of trying to make references to bombs in this fucking song.
I'll quaint.
Global Quest for Harmony.
I told you.
Globalism is communism.
And what is this?
Aesthetic.
Hey, ghost, just got home.
Thursday show.
I tried to start a live stream.
Not be notes to me.
You can't live stream outside of the computer unless you have a thousand subscribers.
Also, I had everything set up and I was cucked by YouTube terms of service.
Well, you know what?
Give me a fucking two-bucker.
I'll play your video.
I know that you got kind of screwed, so I'll hook you up aesthetic, even though you're a fucking trolly son of a bitch.
And wait a minute.
Who the hell is this?
D-E-A-Dev, Pickles, Furries, and Loco Loves Devastator X, whatever the fuck that means.
I have no idea what the hell that means.
Anyway, let's listen to this.
The rest of this stupid wannabe commie metal song.
It sounds horrible.
And who the hell requested this?
granny's fat ass requested this all right i mean this is really stupid dude i'm I mean, I mean, communists aren't very good at doing stuff like they can't meme.
You know, leftists, they can't mean.
They can't really even put up a debate.
I mean, they're just stupid.
They're repetitive.
They're like autist.
If you repeat it enough, enough people will believe it, you know?
This is such cringes lord shit.
Ha-ha!
How many more minutes do I have?
I've been listening to this for two minutes already.
Seems like 12.
I bet you every one of these guys in this band is a refugee pubic hair inspector, huh?
I bet you these guys, they were there.
Come on into our European nation.
Come on and overtake our European nation with Islamic law.
Come on down to Europe!
I mean, Jesus Christ, this is such stupidity.
Let me thumbs down this.
You got to give it a thumbs down, dude.
This is such stupid shit.
I'm not even joking around.
Hold on, what?
What is it now?
Let's do a Saturday Night Nature Show.
Let's watch this.
Hey, Richard McConnell.
Bear, You forgot the fucking link to the damn video you wanted me to watch, dude.
You forgot the damn fucking link.
Wait, oh, oh, fucking quaint.
How fucking quaint that, hold on, let's wait for this shit to hurry up and come back on I mean, give me a fucking break.
Are you fucking joking?
Are you fucking joking for Christ's sake?
I mean, these are supposed to be commies.
What happened?
I thought these were supposed to be commies up in here for Christ's fucking sake.
Jesus Christ.
Oh my God.
I mean, you've got to be kidding me, man.
You have got to be shitting me.
How convenient communists all of a sudden believe in capitalist copyright law?
Oh, that's very, very capitalist of them, isn't it, huh?
Oh, you fucking commies.
What a bunch of hypocritical shitheads.
All right.
I mean, hey, under communism, this song belongs to everybody.
You know what I mean?
This song is supposed to belong to everybody, you fucking commies, but no.
In America, we're going to be capitalists and LARP around like we're fucking commies.
What a bunch of fucking shitheads.
Huh?
I mean, this just goes to show you that fucking communists are a bunch of fucking hypocrites.
All right?
I mean, seriously, I mean, under communism and socialism, it means that there is no private property.
That this song belongs to the people.
It's our music.
But miraculously, these fucking idiots from fucking shitty napalm records all of a sudden want to throw copyright out?
What a fucking joke.
What a fucking joke.
And by the way, since we have Joe Rogan out here endorsing Bernie Sanders, does that mean that Joe Rogan's homes and his businesses are now public?
That we can just go crash at Joe Rogan's house now now that he thinks he's a fucking Bernie Sanders leftist socialist.
I mean, these guys are fucking hypocrites.
I'm not even fucking joking around.
What does that mean, Joe Rogan?
Huh, Joe Rogan?
And by the way, Richard McConnell, for 20 buckers, you forgot the link.
Richard McConnell, you forgot your link.
Okay?
Oh, my God.
The soundtrack from Doom always makes me launch a punch of songs.
All right, all right.
We get it, dude.
Thank you very much, dokey-dokie g-hot.
It's probably some fucking anime shit.
But like I said, does that mean we can all go kick it at Joe Rogan's house that now he's a Bernie bro and his personal property isn't no longer his?
I mean, why don't you practice what you preach, Joe Rogan, you fucking stupid disease-looking shithead?
Man, he should get fired from the UFC for Christ's sake.
I'm not even joking around.
He's gonna back up Bernie Sanders.
All right, I'm not joking around.
Does that mean that everybody who's homeless, that all the people that need help can go show up at Joe Rogan's mansion and Joe Rogan's gonna have to open it up and give everybody a room?
I mean, that's socialism.
That is socialism.
So, I mean, once again, dude, this should underscore everybody that socialists and communists are a bunch of fucking hypocrites.
Right fucking there.
And fuck you, Joe Rogan, you disease-bald fuck.
Gonna fucking get down with Bernie Sanders.
Your whole fucking career exploded during the Trump administration, you fucking unfucking grateful little fucking half-tarred shit.
I'm telling you, fucking Joe Rogan, you little half-pint son of a bitch.
All right?
Your whole fucking stupid little shitty podcast grew to its biggest potential during the damn Trump administration, and you have the audacity to sit over here and back up fucking prostate-infected, fucking weak-hearted, takes, wakes up seven times to take a piss every fucking night, Bernie Sanders?
I'm telling you, fuck you, Joe Rogan, you shithead.
And anybody who fucking watches Joe Rogan at this point, you're a fucking hypocrite just as big as he is, for Christ's sake.
And by the way, since Joe Rogan is socialist, I guess it's open seasoned on all his properties.
Everybody can just go there, knock on the door, and say, hey, I'm a socialist, Joe.
And since there's no private property in your mind, I'm going to go ahead and take one of your rooms.
Oh, my God.
Ghost, what do you use to lube up your wheelchair?
I heard that your commie tears do the job well.
Fuck off, commie tier.
Go fuck yourself.
All right, go fuck yourself.
Anyway, once again, folks, I challenge any troll that lives near fucking Joe Rogan.
Go up to Joe Rogan's house and make sure to have a camera on and say, Joe Rogan, since you're a socialist and there is no, you know, person, you know, you don't believe in personal property because that's what socialism is.
There's no personal property.
Can I go ahead and just get a room and cop one of your rooms and, you know, sleep over there at your house since you're a fucking Bernie Sanders socialist?
And by the way, can we tear down the gates and walls around your fucking house, Joe Rogan, since you believe in Bernie Sanders and don't believe in fucking walls and, you know, believe in open borders and shit like that.
And by the way, Joe Rogan, why don't you leave your goddamn windows open for us?
Why don't you leave your door open since you don't believe in fucking walls and you don't believe in borders and you're pro Bernie Sanders?
Noble Savage Property Debate00:16:15
You're a fucking shithead.
Fucking Joe Rogan.
I'm not even joking around.
I spit in your bald fucking half pint face.
What the hell did you just say?
I don't know what happened to the bear in that video.
All right.
Hey, Richard McConnell, I'm telling you.
You want more bear?
Okay, you want more bear.
All right, when I get to there, we'll get you more.
He wants to see more bear.
Give me a fucking break, Richard McConnell.
More bear?
All right, since we got copyright struck by this communist song, which goes against communism, remember in communism, there is no proprietary songs.
The songs belong to the people.
You know, the songs belong to the people.
And for this stupid fucking idiot, Samuel, Red Planet, shitty napalm records, to be coming up here giving copyright strikes goes to show you that communists ain't really communist.
And it's a bunch of shit.
All right, and you should take a dirty yellow bubbly piss on a communist every time you see one because they're fucking hypocrites.
And what is it, Piccolo?
Oh, my God.
You're talking about leaving windows open?
I raped Eric.
What the fuck the hell does that mean?
We don't want to hear about you raping anybody, you sick son of a bitch.
Look at this guy's talking about raping people for Christ's sake.
All right, ST Mike the Meme Genie is the next $20, $20 up in here.
And he said, this is why the troll show should stay on Vaughan.live.
Why is that?
Why is that, you piece of crap?
Hold on just a second.
I got to vet this from fucking ST Mike the Meme Genie.
All right.
I'm not even joking around.
All right.
ST Mike the Meme Genie requested this.
I don't like this.
I don't like where this is going.
Here, put the PC shot on.
Here's ST Mike the Meme Genie.
You probably thought I was gonna play a clip of you saying the F word, but don't worry ghost.
I'm not going to do that to you tonight.
These fucking niggers, don't give a fuck!
Get that shit out of here!
These fucking stupid Negroes!
Take them off!
You dumb fucking asshole!
That you fucking splicing asshole, ST Mike!
You're a fucking splicing, fucking shithead!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
I never fucking said that shit!
Fucking asshole!
I never fucking said that!
Ah, fucking asshole!
I never fucking said that shit, man!
You see what I'm talking about with these goddamn stupid assholes and their stupid fucking splicing!
They fucking splice!
They splice my voice to say shit I never fucking said.
Never fucking said, dude, don't listen.
My fucking true fans know the fucking truth.
My true fans out there know the truth.
I never said that, dude.
Don't listen to these people.
I never fucking said that.
And who is this?
Raincoat the Conqueror for two bucks.
Ho, ho, ho, he, back to the bubblegum fields.
You soon shall be.
For the shekel goblins continue to flee.
We will make another Alabama Christmas tree.
Come back garble or mash raincoat will raise more hell.
Who gives a shit?
What your fucking name is?
And let me tell you something, ST Mike.
Fuck you, man.
Fuck you.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
I sent $2 with a link to a video.
Here's another video.
Well, which one do you want me to play, dude?
Don't act like a pet Mexican either, dude.
I'm not joking around.
You see, you motherfuckers are acting like the pet Mexican, and I ain't gonna honor that shit.
Jesus fucking Christ.
All right, let's move on here.
Let's get to the next $20, $20.
And this one was requested by Noble Savage.
Noble Savage.
Fuck you, exposed, man.
Fuck you, man.
I didn't get exposed for shit.
That was a fucking splice, and everybody out there knows it.
Everybody out there knows it.
Anyway, Noble Savage.
Hi, Ghost.
I'm just giving an idea.
You want your Saturdays?
We want our weekends too.
How about moving to Sunday?
You've done it before.
It was pretty chill.
Here is a song I play when you don't do a show on Saturday.
All right, here it is.
Noble Savage for a $25 bill up in here.
And let me go ahead and wait because we have an advertisement because it's YouTube, YouTube.
Everybody's doing the YouTube.
All right, let's go ahead and hook it up here.
Noble Savage requested this video.
He said this is what he plays when there is no Saturday Night Troll Show.
Cheers to Noble Savage.
Let's go ahead and play this.
What do we got here?
A little bit of wall.
Oh, Lost Weekend, huh?
Well, I appreciate that there, Noble Savage.
I appreciate that.
Hold on, what?
What?
Oh, my God.
Play both vids.
Play both vids.
All right.
Well, now thank that you put the five bucks.
I'll play them both.
All right, here we go.
All right.
Noble Savage requested this.
Lost weekend.
Whenever Ghost Doesn't Do a Saturday Night Troll Show, huh?
It's a very interesting song, to say the least.
Here, let me go ahead and put it on and off the screen so we can kind of try to evade what the hell these fucking algorithms out in YouTube are trying to do here.
But is this a sad song or what?
What is this?
Hey, are these the guys that sing that song?
I'm on a Mexican radio.
It's a badass song, by the way.
Yeah, it is.
So here it is right here on the.
There it is right there.
I'm on the Mexican radio.
Anyway, Noble Savage, cheers to you.
Lost weekend, baby.
Lost weekend.
This is what Noble Savage says happens every time yours truly doesn't do a Saturday night troll show.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on, what?
What?
Turn it off.
What the hell is this?
Oh, my God.
I'm gay.
I come out of my closet every day and immediately pounce onto my body pillow of Prince Eric the Blue. Angel of Enlightenment.
He leaves his window open again so I can once again take him by surprise.
Oh, goodness.
I love the way he is.
I mean, can you believe these fucking sick-ass trolls, dude?
Can you believe these sick fucking trolls?
Can we listen to the rest of Noble Savage's song for Christ's sake?
You all listen to this and sit there and shut your goddamn piehole.
Lost Weekend.
Yeah, believe me, I feel like I'm losing a weekend right goddamn now.
That's what I feel like.
I feel like I'm losing a weekend right now.
fuckin' broadcastin' to you sons of bitches.
God damn it.
Thank you, Noble Savage, dude.
I'm telling you.
Hey, look, there's an eyeball there.
Is that an eyeball?
No big deal.
Eyeball and the door.
You get the esoteric philosophy behind this.
All right, say all of you shut up in the chat.
I'm still up.
I'm still running.
You fucking idiots just think that you're a bunch of fucking.
Oh, no, pause it.
What's up?
Screaming black woman.
And I'm not saying me.
I'm not saying that, dude.
That's why it didn't show up because you were a spamming shithead.
All right, who the hell was that?
Screaming black woman.
All right.
You fucking were trying to say some spamming bullshit.
It didn't work.
And now you got to sit over there with your pecker shaft in your hand, screaming black woman, you stupid suck of shit.
All right, put the PC shot on.
We're listening to the rest of this by Noble Savage.
All right?
Shut up in the chat room, or I'm going to implement chat room martial law, and you fucking idiots can't chat anymore.
How do you like that shit?
I'm telling you, I want to hear, I'm on a Mexican radio.
I'm on a Mexican radio.
Hold on, pause this.
Shout out to his Bernie Gross Inferno.
Oh, dude, that's fucked up.
All right.
Look, I'm no Bernie Sanders fan, but don't be doing that anti-Semitic garbage.
All right?
Don't be doing that anti-Semitic garbage.
We're listening to the last part of this song that was requested by Noble Savage.
If y'all could have a little bit of some goddamn respect here.
Jesus Christ.
Everybody in the chat room, shut up.
Fucking idiot.
All right, you guys make me sick.
Fucking make me sick.
I'm not even joking around.
Another lost weekend for Ghost.
I got a broadcast to a bunch of neckbeard incel forever alone jerk dicks.
Oh, Christ.
Oh, Christ.
I'm not even joking around.
Shut up, you fucking morons, all right?
Shut up.
I'm tired of you idiots.
I'm tired of all of you.
The song's almost over.
Shut up.
What is it?
Train lover 567.
What's up to my boy, Train Lover?
If you don't mind some 80s.
Yeah, I could use some 80s.
We're doing a little 80s right now with this.
What?
Hollow threats.
Pussy bitch won't do anything to the chat.
Dude, you keep talking shit and see what happens.
I'm not joking around.
If you don't think I'll do something to the chat and put chat room on chat room martial law, you got another thing coming, you son of a bitch.
All right?
You all got another thing coming if you don't think I'm going to do something to the fucking chat.
So sit there and shut the fuck up.
All right, listen to the last part of this song here.
All right?
It's the last part of the song by Noble Savage.
Lost weekend.
Don't I feel a lost weekend today?
Lost weekend, baby.
Thank you, Noble Savage, for the $25 obligating me to watch this video.
Cheers to Noble Savage.
Now, let's continue going, shall we, folks?
Because we got a whole bunch of these now or piling up.
This next $20.20 bucker was requested by Fox Cloud23.
Fox M Cloud23 said, footage of the engineer realizing he doesn't need ghost.
Yeah, fucking right.
Shut up, asshole.
All right, Fox M Cloud23 requested this for a $20.20 bucker.
Obligating me to watch this YouTube video.
Now, what is this?
He says, footage of the engineer realizing he doesn't need ghosts.
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
Okay.
Okay.
The fuck is this?
You look over there.
Isn't that Lieutenant Dan?
So you can almost see it.
Hey, come on.
Is that John Malkovich playing a retard?
Okay.
Over there.
Guys like Gust, they got no family.
And they ain't got nobody in the world to give the hoot and hell about.
But nothing.
Jesus Christ said, stop this shit.
Fucking what?
What?
Ghost loves a good knee gear.
Piccolo O is a good YouTube video.
All right.
Just shut up, dude.
All right.
We're watching this shit.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Stupid fucking shitheads.
All right.
Let's watch the rest of this shit.
Shut the fuck up.
Not us.
Because I got you.
And I got you, George.
That's what that gives a hoot in hell about us.
Jordan, but tell now how it's going to be.
We're going to get a little place.
Jesus fucking Christ, man.
Shut the fuck up.
Nice more entertainment for TARDS by Mike.
Shut the fuck up, Tae.
All right.
We're watching fucking videos, alright?
Everybody, shut the fuck up.
Fucking shit.
I'm wasting my fucking time.
I'm wasting my fucking Saturday.
Shut up.
Fuckers.
And we gonna have.
We have a cow.
Some pigs.
We're gonna have maybe a chicken.
Down the flat.
What the fuck am I watching?
The rabbits.
And I get the Tinder wrap.
Whoa, what the fuck?
What the fuck is it?
What the hell did I just watch?
He just killed his retarded brother because he didn't want to fucking fuck with him anymore?
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I mean, hopefully he wasn't retarded.
Hopefully he was autistic or something.
I hope he wasn't like Downs.
It seemed to me like that.
That's, you know, autism.
And look at the man.
Look at his brother.
He's like, look, I couldn't take care of this tard anymore.
I'm tired of it.
I couldn't take care of this tard anymore.
I'm tired of it.
I've just, it just, give me a goddamn break.
I just want to take care of myself.
I want abroad.
I want to bang abroad.
I don't want to take care of this autistic tard anymore.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God, dude.
That is funny, dude.
I hope that wasn't awesome.
Oh, my God.
Anyway, let's move on, folks.
All right.
Thank you, Fox M Cloud23, for that one.
Let's move on.
Let's move on here.
Derwicking, here's some metal ass for you, ghost.
Nationalist Metal Listener Loss00:10:22
1480.
1488.
Why the hell did you put that?
The Reich is not dead.
Oh, well, tell that to the blonde-haired, blue-eyed chicks that don't want to bang white boys anymore because white boys are man children who wax their character cartoon women.
And they're slobbingly, they're disgusting, they're neck bearded, etc.
Oh, fuck you, Ron.
You say this every time.
No offense, but you're a stupid.
Yeah, fuck you, Ron.
Who is this asshole?
He says this every fucking show.
Fuck you, Ron.
All right.
You're a stupid fucking asshole.
Fucking piece of shit.
Anyway, let's move on to the next $20, $20, obligating me to watch a YouTube video.
This one is by Derwicking.
And he said this is supposed to be some metal here.
Oh, wait a minute.
What is this?
Is this some like white power metal?
Is that what this is?
White nationalist metal?
Look at that.
You can see it.
There's some kind of white nationalist metal.
I wonder what they're going to be singing about, huh?
Are they going to be singing about the fact that blonde-haired, blue-eyed chicks don't want to fuck white boys anymore?
I doubt it.
What?
Oh, my God.
NG shot ghost stuff.
I'm not.
All right.
Whatever.
All right.
If that helps you go to sleep at night.
All right.
If that helps you go to sleep at night.
All right.
Put the PC shot on here.
All right, here.
Let's go ahead and hear it.
Why chicks don't want to fuck us because we're man children?
All right, let's hear.
Come on, hurry up.
Let's get to the goddamn music.
Let's get to the metal here.
Who do I am?
Oh, jeez.
Let's do local lives.
What?
Oh, my God.
Hey, ghost, how about you?
Just shut up.
All right.
Just shut up.
You shut up, Poop Falcon.
Poop Falcon Jr. telling me to shut the fuck up.
Poop Falcon Jr.
All right, let's get to Derwicking's video here.
All right.
It's just white nationalist metal, supposedly.
And I'm not anti-white.
I'm anti-white bitching.
That's what I'm anti-white bitching.
Stop bitching.
Go out and bang blonde-haired, blue-eyed bitches.
And what is this?
Is this World War II footage when the Germans got bogged down in Russia?
Okay, I think we get the intro.
Can we get on with the song, please?
Jesus Christ.
I mean, these fucking guys, dude, what now?
Watch the video, but you should probs not show on screen.
Oh, well, I mean, why are you giving me something that I can't show on screen, Grunt OC?
I mean, you were knowingly trying to take me down by, you know, posting some disgusting, despicable nonsense.
All right.
Anyway, let's continue on with this here.
All right.
Some white nationalist music.
We've been hearing the same guitar riff and drum melody for the past five minutes.
Get to something else.
And what now?
Oh, my God.
That's from the novel of Mice and Men.
The retarded man unintentionally killed a woman and the guy that shot him was saving him from getting thrown in prison.
It was a mercy killing.
Pick up a book every once in a while and you'd know it.
I don't fucking read literature, okay?
I don't read literature.
Literature is for homos that are trying to be pseudo-intellectual by reading a bunch of fucking imaginary shit.
All right?
You know what I read?
I read non-fiction.
That's what I read.
I don't read this fiction garbage.
All right.
That's meaningless to everybody, for Christ's sake, alright?
Who gives a shit about Shakespeare?
All right?
Who gives a shit about fucking dumbass fiction?
All right.
Fiction sucks.
Fiction sucks.
Fictions are for homos to be like.
Oh, I'm cultured because I've read of mice and men.
And it's of this horrid tragedy of a retard that accidentally kills a woman.
And his brother has to give him a mercy killing because he doesn't want him to go to prison.
And what I gathered from the illusionary construction of the book's pentameter and the way it, I mean, who gives a shit?
Play the rest of Derwicking's fucking video, please.
Jesus fucking Christ.
And when is this fucking song gonna come on, Derwicking?
Oh, Christ, no.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Dude, this is horrible.
Derwicking, you know, sometimes you pick out some pretty good metal.
Dude, this is not one of them, okay?
This is not one of them.
I'm sorry, dude.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
What does everybody in the chat room think about this shit?
This is white nationalist metal for Christ.
What?
Oh, my God.
I can't read.
Fuck you.
I can read, asshole.
I just don't read dumbass, ridiculous, bullshit fiction, okay?
I don't want to read it.
I don't want to have nothing to do with it.
Okay?
Fuck literature, you piece of shit, alright?
Fuck literature.
Jesus Christ, yeah look, most people in the chat room are not digging this.
They're not digging this at all.
Somebody in the chat room said this is worse than commie metal, and I mean, look, let's not make a judgment call on the political variance of different music.
I have to admit, though, this really does suck, dude.
This is horrible music.
This is some shit.
Like a couple of 15 year olds in a garage can make better music than this.
Hey, what now?
What now?
Oh, my God.
Can you shut your fucking mouth?
We're trying to.
Hey, fuck you, Tae.
Look, you know what, Tae?
You talk a lot of shit, all right?
You talk a lot of shit and you talk a lot of shit behind a goddamn fucking fiber optically connected world that we call the internet, all right?
You sit there and you shut the fuck up, all right?
You sit there and you shut the fuck up, fucking asshole.
Now we're gonna listen to a little bit more of Derwicking's $20, 20 bucker, obligating us to listen to this fucking white nationalist pomp.
All right, I'm sorry, folks.
I mean, somebody donated.
We gotta listen to a little bit of this shit.
And I don't give a shit if you're bored, all right?
I don't give a shit.
Shut up and like it.
Just shut up and like it!
This does suck, dude.
I'm sorry.
Derwicking, this fucking sucks, man.
This really sucks, dude.
I mean, I'm literally losing listeners watching this stupid fucking video, man.
I'm losing listeners watching this fucking video.
Jesus Christ.
All right, dude, I think I've had enough of this.
All right.
I'm going to let this go for about 45 more seconds, and I think we get the fucking point, right?
Christ, man.
I mean, this is fucking horrible, dude.
This is horrible.
Oh, God.
All right.
Shut it off, dude.
Shall I, we let it go for five minutes, 45 seconds.
I mean, dude, that was fucking horrible.
Look, I lost listeners here, all right?
I lost fucking listeners listening to that bullshit.
I had like 450 people listening.
Now we're down to 440.
I mean, that was horrible, dude.
I don't know what the hell to say about that.
Anyway, I guess now we are obligated to listen to the pet Mexicans $20, 20 bucker because there is a bunch of fucking dumbasses trying to buy acts of contrition by donating to the pet Mexican thinking God's going to forget about them beating up their wives.
Friday Chicken Horror Video00:14:43
But no, all right, we've got the pet Mexicans that we've got to listen to now.
And the pet Mexican says, you need to see this.
Okay, so let's see what we need to see there, pet Mexican.
Fucking damn poor fucking idiot.
What do we got?
What do we got?
What is odd?
No, are you fucking joking, man?
Are you fucking put the PC shot on?
This is by the Pet Mexican and his fuckin' donators!
Are you fuckin' jokin', dude?
Fuck you, dude.
Fuck all of you laughing too, dude.
I fucking hate this stupid fucking song.
Friday chicken.
Friday chicken.
I fucking hate that shit.
Friday chicken.
Yeah, way to keep up the stereotype, brother.
Yeah, way to keep up the stereotype, brother.
I mean, give me a fucking break.
Friday chicken.
Get that.
DAMN THIS FUCKING STUPID SONG PISSES ME OFF AND WHAT What kind of brownie points does he think he's winning by recreating this fucking beat?
I mean, we all know it was a simple ass ghetto 5 beat.
What are you proving by recreating it?
Yeah, man.
I'm a badass pedoosa, baby.
I'm a badass pedoosa.
I can reenact and replay the Friday chicken song, baby.
I'm a badass pedoosa, baby.
Yeah, y'all hear that, baby.
I reproduced a Friday chicken beat, baby.
I'm a badass pedoosa, baby.
That's it.
Jesus Christ, that's it, you fucking idiot.
Friday chicken.
Not a chicken!
Oh my god!
Brother Way to reinforce the stereotype.
Way to reinforce the stereotype, brother.
Oh, my God.
What now?
What?
Oh, look who's talking.
You're too scared to even show your face.
You want to set up a fight?
I'll beat you harder than you beat the engineer and your grandma combined.
You wouldn't do shit to wee, all right?
First of all, you got a weak ass fucking name, all right, first and foremost.
And I guarantee you, you're nothing but a fucking one of these fucking cyber vermin that are about five foot three, a buck ten, because you didn't get properly nourished.
You were fucking raised on chicken tendies and pop-tarts, and you're fucking running around with your fucking teeth, you know, like a fucking rodent.
So sit there and shut up and let's listen to the rest of this pet Mexican video, for fuck's sake.
Hey, what, are you trying to add his own twist to this shit?
He's trying to add a little keyboard solo at the end and shit.
Get the fuck out of here.
Get that fucking idiot out.
Give me a break.
You know what, pet Mexican?
You know, first of all, I don't appreciate you trying to gather sympathy by getting people to fucking donate to your goddamn videos first and foremost.
And secondly, what do you do?
You play that fucking song.
You play that fucking stupid dumbass fucking song, man.
Fucking asshole.
All right, let's move on.
All right, we're almost done.
We're getting these fucking.
We're getting these $20, $20 out of here, okay?
Anyway, K, this fucking fruit bowl that likes to talk all kinds of dirty, foul-mouthed, filthy, fucking fanfic talk.
All right, K requested this one up in here for a $20, $20, so let's see what the hell K is requested here.
Okay, what is this?
Oh, you fucking shitheers, dude, with this fucking shit.
Why the fuck do y'all do this shit to me, man?
Seriously, man.
This is fucking stupid.
This is fucking stupid, man.
You know what?
I'm fucking tired, dude.
Go fuck yourselves.
Get me out of here.
Here, let them listen to this shit.
I'm getting the fuck out, give me a, give me the fuck out of here Get me the fuck out of here!
Work like this!
I can't work like this with these fucking troll fuckers!
I can't!
All right, what?
Hold on, pause this shit.
Pause this.
What?
What the fuck?
What?
Shout out to the engineer.
Yeah, shout out to the engineer.
Yeah, fuck.
You know, the engineer's not even here, asshole.
And who the hell is this for two bucks?
I'm Matt Cunt.
I'm yeah, fuck you, you fucking idiot, for two fucking bucks, all right.
Fucking asshole.
I'm at your fucking stupid shithead.
All right, well, y'all want to hear more of this shit?
Look at they're getting pissed because I paused this fucking dumb shit.
Huh?
I fucking can't work like this, man.
Put it on for these fucking tards.
Put it on.
Put it on for these fucking tards, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Get me the fuck out.
I mean, I can't believe you fucking retarded people actually like this dumb shit, huh?
Huh?
You spitting on your hand, waxing your carrot to this goddamn theme.
I mean, give me a break and fuck you in the chat room, dude.
Hold on, pause this shit.
Fuck you, man.
I'm not a feels bad man.
I'm not a feels bad man.
So shut the fuck up.
I'm playing this for one more minute and I'm getting the fuck out.
I'm fucking moving on is what I mean.
I'm moving the fuck on.
I'm not a feels bad man.
Toronto feels bad, man!
Christ.
All right, I'm done with this shit.
All right, I'm done.
I'm not playing this for 10 hours, you dickheads.
This is a 10-hour video, you fucking idiot.
Who the fuck donated this?
Fucking K.
It's K with the fucking perverted goddamn fucking stupid little fucking fruit bowl goddamn text to speeches out here.
It's fucking K.
It's K. K. Fucking asshole.
What?
What now?
What?
What, Skunkler?
Can you stop squealing like a pig?
Stop talking and let us enjoy the Home Depot.
Oh, let you enjoy the Home Depot.
Let you know.
Here, you can have the fucking Home Depot.
You can stick this theme right up your digital fucking fat asses.
I don't give a fuck.
Jesus Christ and look at the They're actually enjoying this shit.
Look at these fucking stupid retards in the chat room.
They're actually enjoying this shit.
Look!
Fucking retards, man.
I mean, give me a fucking break.
Shut up with the fire emojis.
There's nothing fire about this shit.
You fucking sick, repetitive fucking autistic assburgers.
Christ, man.
And shut the fuck up in the chat room, man.
I don't know how many times I gotta say this to you, morons.
I'm not a feels bad man.
I'm not a feels bad man.
Fucking dickheads.
Jesus Christ.
This fucking repetitive shit.
I'm telling you, this is the kind of garbage they subject terrorists.
The kind of torture they subject terrorists to in Guantanamo Bay.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
All right, I think I'm done with this.
All right, I'm going to let it go to 14 minutes and I'm done with this shit.
Oh my God.
All right, it's enough.
That's it.
All right, go fuck yourselves, all you people that are enjoying the goddamn Home Depot theme.
All right, go fuck yourselves.
How about that shit?
How about that shit?
And shut up in the chat room, man.
I'm not a feels bad man.
I'm not a feels bad man.
So shut the fuck up, man.
Christ!
Yeah, real funny, Kay.
All right, real fucking funny for Christ's sake.
Let's go to the next $20, $20 bunker for Christ.
Say, who the fuck requested this?
Fuck Me Daddy request this.
Some dickhead named Fuck Me Daddy fucking requested this shit.
Fucking kind of fans do I have out here?
What the fuck kind of internet is this?
Alright, now I'm going to take a look at this video because it could be some sick fucking snake in the ass or some prolapse danus taking a dump or some kind of shit like that.
Alright?
So let me vet this really fast so I make sure that this isn't some sick demented video where people are going to be subjected to some fucking disgusting filth.
Hey, look, here's Mr. Uberman.
Calm down with this.
Yeah, I don't know if I'm going to be able to calm down.
I'm pretty pissed fucking off.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
I'm pissed off.
Anyway, let's get to it.
Some asshole by the name of Fuck Me Daddy requested this for $20, 20 buckers, obligating me to watch a YouTube video.
So here it is.
What the fuck is this?
Of course it's animation!
Fucking animated loving pieces of shit.
Not now, Blue.
Come on.
I'm sorry, Blue.
There's just no time.
I'll be really quick, I swear.
Blue?
What the fuck is this shit?
Yes, just hurry, okay?
Go!
What the fucking?
Oh, God!
Ladies can't resist.
Oh, my God.
Are you shitting?
How do I fucking cancel this shit?
First of all, fucking thumbs down this shit.
And secondly, can we turn this in?
How do you fucking report this shit?
Report this horse shit.
Report this shit.
Report it.
This is fucking, this is fucking disgusting other sexual content.
Fucking get it out of here.
All right.
I'm going to say, how dare you?
How dare you, for Christ's sake?
All right, that's what's in now because that stupid little girl said that.
How dare you report this shit?
Report this shit.
Fucking piece of crap.
All right, let me tell you something right now.
I just turned that goddamn video into the goddamn YouTube police.
For fuck's sake.
Who the hell requested that?
Some asshole by the name of fuck me daddy for Christ's sake.
Oh, what?
Now people are calling me a snitch?
People are calling me a snitch.
Fuck you, man.
That was disgusting.
And I bet you that children have access to that, don't they, huh?
Yeah, I bet you this is perfectly okay for children to access.
Gangster Rap Snitchler Report00:16:15
Give me a fucking break.
I hope that fucking video is taken down, and I hope the channel's taken down for Christ's sake.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I don't even know what to say after that, dude.
That is so fucked up.
That is so fucked up, man.
Let's move on here, okay?
Let's move on.
We got another $20, $20 bucker up in here.
This was requested by CloudZach again.
CloudZach requested another $20.20 bucker, and he said, think this song is great.
And dude, shut up.
I'm not a fucking snitch, man.
I'm just taking out stupid, sick, sexualized cartoons so they don't come into the paths of children.
All right, that's what I'm doing.
I'm providing a community service.
The fuck are you talking about, man?
I mean, did you see?
Look, take a look at this.
Take a look at this shit.
Put the PC shot on, okay?
Take a look at the recommended videos, dude.
It's all children's recommended videos.
So a child can get across and watch this disgusting shit.
And I'm providing a community goddamn service.
Do you understand that?
I mean, I, the Saturday Night Troll Show, we're providing family entertainment up in here.
And the last thing we need is to see sexually suggestive animated shit like that.
Get it the fuck out of here.
Get it the fuck out of here.
And you can call me a snitch all you want to.
All right.
I had to turn those sons of bitches into the YouTube police.
And I do the same thing on games too.
Whenever I feel like these motherfuckers are using Aimbot, I turn them into the goddamn video game police too.
All right, who's next?
We got CloudZach.
Here we go.
Let's see what CloudZach was requesting here.
All right, shut up.
I'm not a snitch.
Shut up.
All right, here it is.
Cloudzack 1090.
Oh, my God.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Hey, what is this?
YouTube marked.
It says that video for children, ghost, cop for the world.
I know I'm taking that shit off.
And we've got another Home Depot.
Yeah, real funny, Cloudzack.
Real fucking funny asshole.
I mean, Jesus Christ, man, I can barely fucking stand doing this broadcast, folks.
I mean, I'm wasting.
I am fucking wasting my Saturday night for you.
For all of you, so I can be repetitively brought this stupid Home Depot horse shit.
Christ!
Oh, God, shut up in the chat room, dude.
I'm not joking.
I'm going to implement chat room martial law if you all don't shut the fuck up.
You fucking transgender turd burgling, fucking enema bag cleaning, fucking Jared Fogel, flapjacked headed fruit bowl ass pedophile sucking pieces of dog farting fetish having shit Fuck you Look at it they think I'm doing empty threats, huh?
Yeah, I will.
You just watch, son of a bitch, if you keep fucking, keep pushing my motherfucking buttons, Keep pushing my fucking buttons.
You people are in hot water with me you, fucking son of a bitch.
All right, I'm this close from ending the show.
You all are in hot water with me.
You fuck, Fucking son of a bitch, and shut up fucking, shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up in the chat room.
Man, I'm not a feels bad man.
I'm not a feels bad man.
Fuck off man, all of you, all of you.
Jesus, fucking Christ, how long have two minutes?
I've only been listening to this fucking, stupid repetitive bullshit for two fucking minutes.
What, what do you want?
What skunkler we don't want to do.
Some feels bad man crossing the division that is HOME Depot.
Fuck off, shut up now.
Bitch, bitch, you fucking motherfucker.
I've got your bitch, I've got your bitch.
You fucking piece of crap.
Play the rest of this stupid repetitive HOME Depot horseshit.
I mean, Good God, oh my god, oh what what, what now, oh my god ended, bitch hash, feels bad man, it fucking fuck you to.
We you, son of a bitch, I'm not a feels bad man.
I'm not a Fields Bad Man.
It happened again.
I just soiled my wheelchair.
Oh, fuck off, dude, man.
Fuck off.
I know, I'm not in a fucking wheelchair.
All of you, just shut the fuck up and listen, man.
Why don't all of you shut the fuck up and listen?
Why are all you shut the fuck up and listen?
Let's sing!
Just sit there and shut up and listen.
Fucking, just fucking play the shit.
You fuckers in the chat room.
I'm watching each and every one of you, motherfuckers, man.
I'm telling you, you all are in hot fucking water with me, man.
You all are in hot water!
You goddamn motherfuckers.
You goddamn motherfuckers.
Oh, my God.
Since you're such a big man snitchler, you should report the Home Depot video.
Yeah, fuck you, ST Mike, alright?
The Home Depot is just a bunch of repetitive fucking dumbass autists that like to wax their carrot to this fucking theme for some reason.
All right?
And what is this?
Bjorn!
Oh my god!
Guys, he is NT, a feels bad man.
Let's get real.
He's a feels bad faggot man.
Yeah, fuck you, Bjorn, alright?
You fucking socialist shithead.
How fucking dare you fucking turn your back on me like a true fucking socialist slime ball, you fucking piece of crap.
Let me tell you something, Bjorn.
You come at me again, I'm sending EBZ over there to your goddamn country to bang your wife.
You understand that?
I heard how Boo Serine talks about fucking about EBZ.
Oh, EBC, he's a nice man.
You just don't like him, Bjorn, because he's black.
He's a nice man, Bjorn.
He is a nice man, but you make a fun of him because he's black.
I'll send EBZ all-expense paid trip to fucking Denmark so he can fucking do the goddamn wham bam thank you, ma'am, to that fucking mail order goddamn Pattaya Thailand slut bag that you call a wife, boy.
All right, go ahead, play a little bit more of this shit and we can move on.
God damn it.
And if you don't think I'll do it, try me.
If you don't think I'll send EBZ out there all expense trip to fucking Denmark, try me Jesus Christ.
What?
What now?
What now?
Pig, Probably some repetitive jerk dick.
Pig pig, pig, Yeah, you're a fucking pig.
You're a fucking pig, you fucking shithead.
You're the fucking pig.
Fucking piece of shit.
Yeah, real fucking funny, dude.
Real fucking funny.
Pig All right, we get the fucking point.
Shut up.
Shut him up.
Pig, Fucking pig, mm, mm, mig, pig, pig.
Shut up.
And what now, Billy?
What now?
Oh, my God.
You hear the hammer in the background?
That's Ghost Granny getting ass blasted by a black bull.
You fucking piece of shit.
Here's Fat Man.
What's going on to Fat Man?
Ghost, sorry, this show is turning out.
Yeah, no shit, dude.
No shit.
Yeah, get some boomer music.
We'll get to your boomer music in just a second there.
Fat Man 1945.
And by the way, I want to take this time to remind everybody, it's Trump 2020, bitch.
All right?
It's Trump 2020.
Put a little bit more of this Home Depot because of this shithead.
Who the hell did Cloudzach who requested this shit?
Alright, and look at all these people that are...
Yeah, I like it, Ghost.
Yeah.
I keep it planned.
I like the Home Depot.
I like it, Dosi.
Hey, spaghetti.
Fucking goddamn right.
Trump 2020.
Trump 2020.
If you're a Democrat in America, you're anti-American scum.
If you're a Democrat, you're anti-American scum.
If you're a Democrat, you're anti-American scum.
All right, I've had enough of this shit.
I've had to take this shit off the fuck, right?
We've had enough of this shit.
Yeah, thanks a lot, Cloudzack.
Thanks a lot.
I bet you think you're so fucking cute, huh?
I bet you think you're so cute.
All right, who else do we got?
We got aesthetic over here.
Aesthetic says, here's a concert I was at.
I was pretty drunk.
Don't have anything to show from my own stuff.
And what now, Skunkler?
Oh, my God.
You hear Sperging while EBZ is balls deep in your wife.
Yeah, fuck off.
I told him to blow his load in her so you can't.
Yeah, right.
Are you kidding me?
Go shove it up your ass.
I'm not a fucking rhino, you shithead.
I'm a capitalist fucking skunkler.
Oh, my God.
And what is this, Nurse Jessica?
That's what we in the medical world refer to as diphalia penile duplication, diphalic durada, or diphala's paradox.
Shut up.
It's an extremely rare developmental abnormality in which a male is born with two penises.
Well, who gives a fuck, nurse Jessica?
All right.
Obviously, you're fixated on a male that is born with two penises for some odd reason.
So shut up.
Anyway, aesthetic said, here's a concert I was at.
I was pretty drunk.
Don't have anything to show for my own stuff.
By the way, if you guys would be so gracious to subscribe, dude, what are you going to be doing on IRL aesthetic?
I mean, you better be banging bitches or something, dude, because seriously, all you do is work out, eat, sleep, and shit.
No offense.
I know you.
You're in the inner circle.
All you do is work out, eat, sleep, and shit, and repeat.
That's what you do, dude.
So anyway, let's listen to aesthetics video.
All right, let's listen to aesthetics video and let's see what the hell he requested for Christ's sake.
All right, I'll see this aesthetic.
All right.
Let's go ahead and see what this is, this band of yours.
Hold on, put the, hold on, hold on, wait a minute, hold on.
This better not be some kind of fucking snake up the ass shit.
Hold on, let me make sure this isn't some snake up the ass type of garbage, folks.
And what, Snitchler?
Oh, my God.
Snitchler, hey, ghost, I'd like to redeem this coupon for a free $20.20.
Go fuck yourself.
Fucking, I don't give out coupons.
What are you acting like the pet Mexican?
Huh?
You think that my show is the fucking flea market?
You think my show is the fucking swap meet or some shit?
Fuck off!
For them pesos, I'm an a-hole.
Pain-day-ho?
All right, let's go ahead and get to aesthetics video.
He said that he was at this concert and he was pretty drunk, so let's see what he's talking about.
Aesthetic requested this.
Play it.
What the fuck?
What is this?
Australian gangster rap?
I'll go to kangaroo in my head.
I'll go to koala on my ass.
It's Australia.
Hold on, what?
Hold on.
What?
Rhino scum.
You will betray Trump.
Death to Rinola.
Fuck you, skunkler.
I am ride or die with Trump, you son of a bitch.
Don't you understand that?
I am ride or die with Trump.
I would follow Trump into hell.
So don't sit there and talk garbage here.
We're listening to aesthetics, fucking Australian rap.
You know, Pudo Plata Pus in your Ross.
Here, let's play it.
I mean, this is really stupid, dude.
I mean, you actually attended this aesthetic?
Did you like this Australian rap?
Hold on, pause this shit.
Hold on.
What?
What now?
Ozzy Osborne and the shakes are also.
This dono goes towards the pet Mexican.
Dude, stop donating towards the pet Mexican, okay?
Stop donating towards the pet Mexican, you sorry sack of crap.
Go ask aesthetic how well that worked for him, okay?
Anyway, let's get back to Aesthetic's fucking Australian fucking white boy rap.
Aesthetic says that his friend likes this musical.
Are you shitting me?
What the fuck now?
What did you say for them pesos?
I'm a Negro.
Fucking asshole.
Who the fuck did that?
Fucking shitheads.
I didn't mean to say that, folks.
My fault.
There's fucking assholes out here making me read shit.
Shut up.
I got him.
you guys all right this is really this is really sad I mean, I can't believe that Australians are actually getting gangster rap.
localized gangster rap hey look you actually got people in the chat room that think this is good shit all right Are you fucking joking?
This is the worst shit I've ever heard in my life.
And man, every time I listen to something I hate, it's like the longest minutes ever.
It's like the longest minutes ever.
Man, fuck, y'all are just saying that to piss me off.
10 out of 10, I'd listen to this again.
Feminist Frequency Doom Song00:11:10
You idiots in the chat room are just saying that to piss me the fuck off.
Fuck you.
You know it, and I know it.
Hey, wait a minute.
What happened?
How come I can only hear it out of one speaker now?
Hey, hold on.
What is this?
Money grows.
Hold on.
What is this?
Money grows hangs from trees.
No, it doesn't, dude.
Listen, if money hung from trees, we'd be in communism, all right?
And what is this?
Still better than Pantam?
Fuck you, dude.
All right, fuck you.
And whoever donated $2, I'm a whino.
Go fuck off, dude.
All right.
Go fuck off.
I'm tired of you people.
All right, I'm going to listen to the last part of this.
And then we're going to move on to the next $20, $20, for Christ's sake, man.
Of a sudden, like one part, one speaker went out for Christ's sake.
I mean, this sucks so bad that the damn phone doesn't even want to record this stupid shit.
Oh, there it is.
There it is.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Somebody in the chat room said that this is Australia fire.
Dude, that's fucked up.
That's fucked up.
All right.
How long?
Can we hurry to fuck up with this shitty music?
Can I see you there?
I don't think I see you there, dude.
You were here at this concert?
Oh my god.
That was fucking whack.
Do these guys look gangster to you?
Do these guys look gangster to you straight out of Australia for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ.
What now, Skunkler?
What now?
Oh, my God.
Wasn't the fat guy in the green shirt distilling?
Dude, fuck off.
Don't fucking talk about distilling like that, Skunkler, you piece of shit.
All right?
You're probably some fat-in-the-ass bastard.
Your fucking self, you fucking neck-bearded piece of fucking, you know, just shut up.
This is not reverse psychology, you fucking dumb morons.
This is not Talmudic magic.
I'm genuinely trying to tell you all not to donate any more $20.20 buckers.
Do you understand?
I mean, don't y'all want to do some fucking reads?
Oh, right when I say that.
Look at Derwicket.
Right when I say that shit.
I'm taking this a different direction since you uncultured chaps clearly don't like NSBM.
Sahira is a classic favorite of mine from back in the heyday.
Oh, correct.
Give it a good whirl and take a shot with me, ghost.
No, dude, I'm trying not to drink, okay?
I'm genuinely trying not to fucking drink up in here, but you motherfuckers keep coming at me.
I mean, the only way I can continue to do this show here, it's going to be by drinking copious amounts of alcohol.
But I'm trying to have my will like strong here, okay?
I'm trying to have my will strong, and I'm not going to take any alcohol.
So everybody just shut up, all right?
Stop fucking trying to tease me with your fucking, you know, beer mug emojis.
Hey, ghost, come on, you're thirsty.
Don't you want some nice cold beer?
Don't you want a nice cold beer?
No, I don't want to end up like Bjorn throwing up blood and thinking that's a common way of living.
All right.
All right, let's go ahead and get to the next damn $20.20 bucker, and this is requested by Doki Doki Jihad.
The soundtrack from Doom makes me want to punch a soyboy, huh?
I doubt this is the soundtrack from Doom.
I think this has something to do with anime because Doki Doki Jihad Club is some anime freak show.
No, it doesn't look like it.
Okay, here it is.
All right, put the PC shot on.
Doki Doki Jihad Club requested this one here.
And it looks like it is the Doom soundtrack, huh?
Let's take a listen to this shit.
And stop it with the fucking drink emojis in the chat, dude.
That's really not cool.
I'm really trying to stop drinking.
And you motherfuckers are just, you know, you're acting like it's no big deal.
Wow, this is the new Doom, dude?
This is pretty good.
I know people have been suggesting that I should play this game.
All right.
All right, let's get to the Doom soundtrack.
Let's get to it here.
and what the hell is McMan doing?
uh oh Okay, I'll admit, dude, that the soundtrack sounds pretty good.
The graphics look good on this video game.
And by the way, Ghost is going to be gaming really soon, baby.
I'm trying to have my gaming tutor introduce me to other video games, and I'm trying to get my extensive fingering down on the keyboard so I can make sure to kick some major ass on these video games.
Hold on, what?
What is it?
Oh, you son of a bitch.
All right, beer mugs to serve ghost a cold one.
Dude, stop it.
Please stop, dude.
Please stop.
That is not cool.
Somebody is genuinely trying to stop drinking alcohol for at least a little while.
I'm not giving up on it.
But what a bunch of dickheads, dude.
What a bunch of fucking dickheads.
You guys are a bunch of dickheads, man.
Stop posting fucking dumb fucking emojis of beer mugs!
It's not an excuse to say it's expected because doom.
That's the problem.
She goes on to say it's really troubling and depressing.
There's feminist frequency, the fraud that the E3 audience is enthusiastically cheering for bodies being ripped apart.
She says, only a few minutes into the Bethesda press conference, and it's Walt Wars.
You know, hold on.
What does feminist frequency want as a game?
Huh?
Some dude that serenates a dumb, disgusting, muffdiving-looking bulldyke like her from her fucking bedroom window or some shit.
I mean, what games does this bitch actually think that should be made out here?
I mean, I'd like to know that.
I'd like to know that.
Oh, my God.
Drink you, bitch.
Fuck you, Billy.
All right.
Drink you, bitch.
Man, let me tell you something, man.
That is not cool.
Look at what they're doing.
Rainbow.
Rainbow beer mug.
Cheers, cheers.
Rainbow beer mug.
Dude, this is not cool.
All right.
I mean, this is what you do to your friends and your family, dude, whenever they're trying to get themselves off of alcohol to clean out a little bit.
You sit over there and you're fucking cock teasing them with some goddamn beer mugs in their face.
This is not fucking cool for Christ's sake.
All right, play the rest of this shit.
Jesus Christ.
I can barely watch.
What?
What now?
What?
Oh, my God.
Come on, Ghosty.
I turn 21.
I'm drinking Let's Go Brew.
Hans Gooven Smith turns 21.
Jesus Christ.
I remember when you were hanging with us back when you were a youngin', baby.
21 years old, baby.
Jesus Christ, time flies, doesn't it?
Anyway, let's listen to the rest of this.
Cheers to Hans Gooven Smitz, by the way.
Cheers to you, dude.
All right, play the rest of this shit.
And they're saying these things directly to you, and they're saying them directly to you?
That's a whole other local law.
Jesus, what now?
What?
Oh, my God.
Kosher beer for ghost.
Kosher beer for ghost, dude.
Listen, stop this shit.
I mean, seriously, is this what you fucking do to your family and your friends when they're trying to...
I mean, you guys are being dickheads, man.
All right?
You know, I'm trying to stop drinking to fucking clean out a little bit.
And you motherfuckers are out here.
Come on, ghosts.
You know you want a little bit of a drink, don't you?
Oh, yeah, you know you want a little bit of a drink.
Fucking dickheads.
Play the rest of this fucking video, for fuck's sake.
Oh my god, this is feminist frequency.
This is too violent.
I want to see women.
I want to see women with their legs open and closed like it's an all-you-can-eat buffet, because I'm feminist frequency.
Shut up in the chat room about the fucking beer!
Shut up about the beer.
Oh my God.
Cheers.
Look at these guys, dude.
That's probably some beer fucking video or something.
You guys are fucking dickheads.
I'm not even kidding around.
You guys are really fucked up.
AND IS THAT TANYE?!
Hold on, wha- wha- wha- What now?
What now?
Do shots like Dimebag?
Ah, dude.
Come on, dude.
Don't.
Man, you guys know how to fucking like twist knives in people's backs and shit.
Do shots like Dimebag did.
What a fucking dickhead.
Engineer Radio Talent Show00:05:02
All right.
Look, that's it for this video, it looks like.
That's it for this video, it looks like.
So let's go ahead and get another video going on here.
Another $20, $20.
And this one was requested by Aesthetic.
Aesthetic requested another $20, $20 bucker up in here.
So let's see what Aesthetic requested.
He didn't really put anything into this.
He just, you know, donated and said, play this.
So let's see what Aesthetic wants me to play here.
Hold on, what the hell is this?
Put the PC shot on.
What is this aesthetic?
The fuck is this?
Why are you bringing up the engineer on his day off?
I mean, what the hell?
This is the engineer radio?
Hey, look, you actually got people in the chat room wanting an engineer show.
Dude, are you shitting me?
I'm the talent.
Ghost me.
I'm the fucking talent.
The engineer is a worker, okay?
I'm the fucking talent, assholes.
Engineer show on Sunday.
Dude, shut up.
It's my fucking show.
It's the ghost show and the Saturday Night Troll Show.
Those shows are mine.
I'm the talent, you dickheads.
For fuck's sake.
Can you believe these fuckers?
Engineer, I would like to offer you a job.
Email me at business at surgeradio.org.
Surgeradio.org, engineer.
We offer better benefits than Ghost does.
No, I'm not going to hit you.
We treat you very well.
We'll treat you better than Ghost ever will.
You're going to hit me.
No, we promise we will not hit you.
We will bring you out of the world.
All right, look, look, stop this.
Stop this shit.
Stop this.
And what the hell is this?
Finally some actual, finally some actual talent.
Dickhead, seriously get drinking so you can die faster and engineer can take over.
Look at these people.
These are my fucking fans out here.
Look at this, Billy F You.
What is it?
Talented, like your granny getting blackballed?
I mean, these are my fucking fans, dude.
They talk shit about me, my family and they want me fucking dead.
These are my fucking fans.
They want me fucking dead.
Jesus, I'm playing a couple more minutes of this and I'm moving on all right.
Jesus Christ, Los Angeles, California.
Do you know where that is?
You should come work for us at surgeradio.org.
It's amazing here.
Hey!
Shout out to all the capitalist jugglos.
Capitalist juggalos.
Jesus, when the hell is this?
When does he get an episode?
Dude, Hank Ikes, dude, shut up, all right?
Why doesn't everybody shut up already about the fucking engineer and his own fucking show, alright?
Just shut up.
Thanks a lot, aesthetic.
Call Ball Nigga Request00:03:43
Thanks a lot for requesting this.
Now these idiots think that the engineer is going to get his own fucking show or some shit.
Yeah, real fucking Swift, dude.
Real fucking Swift.
Just play a little bit more of this and sh everybody just shut up.
Why don't all of you just shut up?
Fucking assholes.
Hello?
Are you still there?
Yeah, yeah.
Five seven one get back down game that five oh eight oh eight Engineer.
I love you How do you do it NG NG is ghost nice Does he does he pay you good?
Engineer, how do you feel about Sopax Jay, get put.
I know right, we everyone's got to call Congress.
Call Congress, you should call Congress.
Write a letter.
You're a ghost engineer.
Keep going.
Oh, no.
And a white man in town, He's got trouble.
Jesus Christ, Hold on, pause this watch.
This is a great YouTube poop about our legendary solid snake dude.
I've been telling you all, stop with the $20, $20 buckers, dude.
But of course, it's like talking to a brick wall.
Jesus Christ.
He's a ball called nigga, They call him ball.
They call him ball.
He's called nigga.
He's so bad, They call him ball, They call him ball.
All right, let's take this off.
Yeah, turn this shit off is right, dude.
Yeah, thanks a lot aesthetic.
I really appreciate you bringing this up to our attention again.
BBC Groves Cringe Moment00:11:49
All right, and by the way, Richard McConnell is next.
Richard McConnell actually wanted us to play a little bit more of the Burr of the Bear show that somebody, I think it was, I don't know, somebody requested earlier.
So let's listen.
Let's take on from the bear show here.
All right.
Richard McConnell wanted another he wanted more of the bear show for a $20, $20.
So let's get to Rick.
For fuck's sake, man, for fuck's sake!
I'm telling you all right now.
What a what a fucking joke.
What a fucking joke, dude.
What a fucking joke.
All right, let's wait till we all get back here, all right?
Let's wait till we all get back.
I know.
I guess that's fucking copyrighted material and fucking algorithms and all this bullshit.
Oh, my God.
The field of local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
What did Richard McConnell hold?
Hold on.
I'll replay your shit once we get back on the air here.
But Richard McConnell, are we back here?
Come on, man.
Hurry up.
Can we come back?
All right.
We'll fucking stop playing the bear show for Christ's sake.
Jesus fucking Christ.
I mean, am I back on the air for Christ's sake, man?
I was just watching the fucking bear show.
I was just watching the fucking bear show, dude.
Jesus fucking Christ, which anyone can clearly download on YouTube.
You know, anyone can clearly download this shit on YouTube for Christ's sake.
I'm just playing what's on YouTube.
I don't get it.
You know, I don't fucking get it.
Anyway, am I back on, folks?
Seriously, am I back on Testies 1-2?
Am I back on for Christ's sake?
Jesus fucking Christ.
Can we move on?
Oh, God.
I'm not joking, dude.
I mean, I'm sitting over here.
I'm just watching the fucking bear show.
And for whatever reason, fucking YouTube's algorithms have taken me down for Christ's sake.
All right.
I mean, I don't get it for Christ.
Am I back?
Testies, Testies, one, two.
Hello?
Am I back?
Testies, Testies, one, two, three?
Am I back?
All right.
Looks like I'm back for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
You know, I don't understand.
I'm playing videos that are on fucking YouTube that anyone can download for free.
And yet I am still being copyright struck like I'm some kind of a fucking moron or something.
You know, I mean, fuck off, dude.
Seriously, man.
Fuck the fuck off.
Fucking assholes out here.
All right, let me move on.
All right, let's move on so we can get done with these, dude.
I can't believe no more $20, 20 buckers, dude, please.
All right.
Anyway, Bernie Groves and Furnaces requested this one.
And that's not a very good name, you asshole.
That's horrible.
Bernie Groves and Furnaces requested this one.
So let's see what $20.20 this one is.
Obligated me to watch a YouTube video.
Hold on, what is this?
Hold on, what the fuck is this?
Anyway, once again, Bernie Groves and Furnaces.
He said, shout out to his.
What does this mean?
What is this shit?
Origins.
What is this shit?
Oh, it's BBC.
All right.
Now, look, I want to be honest with you, because we fucking played the BBC, this is going to get copyright struck.
So if you want to get the archive version of the Saturday Night Troll Show, it'll be in the archive area of ghost.report, okay?
All right, let me show you.
All right, let me go ahead and show you folks just in case.
All right, let me show you folks just in case.
Hold on just a second.
I got to do a couple of things here.
But I want to reassure you.
Okay.
I want to reassure you that we will be having the goddamn.
We got it.
Oh, shit.
I'm fucking.
Turn it off for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ, I got...
Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
In the field of local live hall men detain...
Dude, please, dude, everybody just stop donating, man.
Can everybody just fucking stop donating, please?
I mean, seriously.
I mean, Jesus fucking, can y'all just fucking leave me alone?
Jesus fucking Christ, man.
I mean, dude, everybody just stop donating.
I want to end the show already.
I want to end this fucking show.
I'm tired of you people, man.
I'm fucking so tired of you fucking people tonight, dude.
I just want you to end the fucking show.
But anyway, as I stated, dude, you can go here to the archive location at ghost.report.
You want to put ghost.report on your on your fucking browser and then click archive.
And then when you click archive, you'll go to the bit shoot where all the shows that are for whatever reason copyright struck, they're here for your downloading pleasure.
So just letting everybody know where all the goddamn where all the damn archives are.
Okay, folks?
You get it?
Does everybody get it now?
I hope you get it good.
All right.
All right.
Here we go.
Let's continue going here.
Who's next?
Oh, yeah.
Bernie Groves.
Here it is.
All right.
Here it is.
Put the PC shot on.
It's a BBC fucking bunch of shit.
Which is fucking stupid.
I don't even know why you're doing this.
I don't know why you're requesting this.
I mean, why did somebody request this shit, dude?
Oh, no.
Wait.
Wait a minute, time out.
They actually gave this, like, rap battle fucking imbecilic stupidity some airtime on BBC.
Are you fucking...
Jesus fucking Christ.
Alright, hold on, hold on.
No shit, British cringe.
No shit.
Richard McConnell's, those bastards ruined my video.
Well, dude, I mean, it technically didn't.
I was about ready to turn it off anyway because it had already been going on for about five to six minutes.
So we went to the extent of it there, Richard McConnell.
Anyway, Bernie Grose and Furnaces requested this stupid fucking British cringe here.
Have you any notion of the United Slav Nation?
You catch Madrid or do you want a translation?
Serbia got friends, yo.
Russia's our homie.
Think we're scared?
Here's two words for you.
Blow me.
Oh, that's so fire.
Oh my God.
This is so innovative.
This is such funny shit!
All right, hold on.
Pause this shit.
Here, let me take this off for a second.
Does anybody in this chat room find this remotely funny at all?
I mean, seriously, like, okay, the first couple of times that that rat battle fucking channel that produces that shit produced like a couple of them, it was cute for about a minute.
Now it's fucking stupid.
Okay, now it's fucking ridiculous.
Look, everybody's like, dude, this is not funny.
Look, everybody, like, dude, this is not funny.
Thank you.
Thank you for agreeing with me because this is fucking cringe.
All right, but we're still going to play it.
All right.
it is and you know what And another thing.
I mean, look, I am not trying to be racist, okay?
Now, we all know that rap music is marketed to an urban demographic.
Am I correct?
Now, you would think that the BBC trying to do some rap battle bullshit in correlation with history, you would think that urban demographics would be looking at this and listening to the words, listening to the rhymes, and actually being enlightened by some kind of historical situation.
But I don't think that's the case.
So, anyway, play the rest of this shit.
You think so?
Oh, crap.
Back up, friends, Joseph, Serbia, man.
This is fucking cringe as fuck, dude.
I mean, seriously, this is so stupid.
I mean, seriously.
I mean, this is so cringe.
Beware, Yerusha Ray.
Everyone knows me.
What?
So the Kaiser's a homo?
I'm sorry. I got it.
I gotta thumbs down this shit.
I gotta thumbs down this shit.
I'm sorry.
This was stupid.
This was fucking dumb.
This ain't no procs, it's a German volatil.
Oh no.
Oh, no.
Hold on, turn this off for a second.
Look, I know that everybody out there is saying that, oh, that's racist, ghosts.
I'm just saying, this is rap, right?
I mean, this is supposed to be geared towards an urban demographic.
Now, I'm asking you, rapping history, is that going to help people learn?
Is that helping people?
I mean, why exactly is any?
I mean, this is so.
I'm going to play one more minute of this and we're moving on.
Believe it or not, it's only been on for about two and a half minutes.
Your territorial addiction puts ours in this position.
So go ahead, Kai's rent and rave.
Your plans will be sucked like a floating junk while Batakia rules the waves.
Empire brackets your heads of French.
And they're still sucking from cooking garlic stench.
As we all know, all right, dude, I can't take this anymore.
How long is this?
Oh, Jesus, three minutes.
Jesus fucking Christ.
I mean, come on, man.
Don't donate shit like this.
Seriously.
I mean, this is stupid.
All right, and not only does it piss me off, it pisses everybody else off who's watching this.
Christ I think I'm done with this I'm going to let it go to four minutes and I'm done, dude.
I can't take this shit anymore.
I can't take this anymore.
All right, take it off.
Take it off.
All right, go fuck off.
All right, we get it.
All right.
Thank you very much.
Train Lubber Miami Vice00:03:18
All right, who the hell requested this?
Fudge cat.
Come on, dude.
Oh, my God.
Ghost, please watch the whole thing.
Also, the girl at work I liked was taken from me, ghost.
I feel bad man.
Well, that sucks, dude.
It happens, man.
You gotta figure it out, dude.
But you gotta figure it out.
If you like a chick, you better go up to her, make the move.
And the worst that could happen is that she disses you and you realize that it ain't gonna work.
Or if you never do it at all and somebody kind of cockblocks you, it just, you're like, man, what could have been?
What could have been?
That's sad to hear, baby.
Anyway, look, everybody in the chat room, please shut the fuck up, dude.
Starting to get really pissed off at each and every one of you, sorry, sacks of trash that are out here talking garbage.
All right, shut the fuck up, man, and shut up with the beer emoji.
Stop saying, come on, ghost.
You know, you want to drink, dude.
You know what I'm saying?
It's one o'clock in the morning, Saturday night.
Why aren't you drinking, dude?
Anyway, let's go and move on.
We got Train Lubber 567.
Train Lover 567 requested this and said, Sub Ghost, if you don't mind, some 80s.
All right, let's see what kind of 80s song that Train Lubber 567 is trying to request here.
And hold on.
Are you kidding me?
Oh my God.
Take a look at this.
Okay, look.
I like Don Johnson back when he was in his prime, you know, doing Miami Vice and shit.
When he was in his prime, Don Johnson actually thought that he could become a pop singer.
And this is the request that Train Lubber 567 has just requested.
Don Johnson is a pop singer.
Play it, all right?
It's Don Johnson as a pop singer.
There he is.
there's don johnson man i just don't think that you could have I mean, this was a bad move.
This was a bad move, Don.
I don't care what you said.
You can give it away.
Your money don't mean much to me.
Oh, that's a lie.
Trainlubber567 requested this.
Don fucking Johnson.
So what does everybody think about Don Johnson's mirage into 80s pop singing?
Now, what does everybody think about this?
This fucking Miami Vice Don Johnson.
Oh, wait, wait, hold on.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Hold on.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Am I off the air again?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my fucking God.
Oh, my fucking God, dude.
All right, dude.
Seriously, everybody, please, dude.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Sting Song Broadcast Interruption00:16:10
All right, everybody, just stop, dude.
Seriously, I'm done, dude.
How many more of these fucking things do I have?
I've got this one.
I got two, three.
Hold on.
How many more of these got?
Four, five.
Fuck that one.
That was not a five.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Man, I should have just taken the night off, dude.
Seriously, man.
I should have just taken the fucking night off.
All right, seriously, man.
I should have just taken the fucking night off.
Seriously, dude, I'm so fucking sick of this fucking show, dude.
I'm so fucking sick of the show.
I'm sick of the fucking people who listen to the show.
I'm sick of this whole fucking shit, man.
I'm sick of this whole fucking shit.
I'm so fucking sick of this shit.
All right.
I'm not even fucking joking around, man.
What a fucking joke.
What a fucking joke.
man i mean i don't know what i don't know what I mean, I don't know what to do, dude.
I'm so tired of this fucking show.
Am so fucking tired of doing this show.
I'm not even joking around.
I'm thinking about fucking just taking a fucking break for a while.
I mean, I am so sick of this fucking show.
I'm so sick of it, man.
I am so sick of doing this fucking stupid fucking show, man.
I'm so sick of this shit.
You know what?
How long did I fucking play that?
I played that for a minute and 18 seconds and fucking dumbass fucking YouTube over here.
Oh, our algorithms tell us that you're playing Don Johnson.
You're playing Don Johnson.
I'm still playing it.
I don't give a shit.
I mean, you know, look, that's why I'm telling each and every one of you guys, okay?
Please don't donate any more fucking $20, $20 to me again.
Everybody just stop.
But you see, you fucking autist Asperger retards, you fucking idiots just don't listen.
You don't fucking listen for Christ's sake.
Pisses me off, man.
Hey, look, people are saying to go to D-Live.
You want to know I'm pausing.
You want to know why I don't want to go to D-Live?
Because in my opinion, it's a fucking, it's a pyramid scheme.
Okay?
I mean, you got to go and purchase and cash out their stupid damn made-up two-bit fucking cryptocurrency.
All right.
All right.
Why don't you just fucking pay me in cash, D Live?
How about that shit?
How about you fucking come over here and pay me in fucking cash?
So that's why I don't do it.
I would consider it, but I don't do it for Christ's sake.
All right.
Now, look, I am so upset that I can't do my show because I've got fucking YouTube over here trying to censor me.
All I did was try to play a fucking Don Johnson song that was requested by my friend, Trade Lover567, for a $20, $20.
I play a minute, 30 seconds.
Oh, fuck off.
And hey, drink a beer, bitch ghost.
Hey, you forgot the link, you dumb shithead.
Hell yeah, you fucking.
That just goes to show how smart you are, you fucking milky liquor.
You forgot the fucking goddamn link, you shithead.
Fucking assholes, for Christ's sake, you motherfuckers.
I'm over here.
I'm trying to listen to Don Johnson, and fucking YouTube is coming over here trying to fuck with me.
I'm listening to Don Johnson heartbreak over here, and they're yanking me off the internet.
They're yanking me off the internet for fuck's sake.
Jesus Christ, you know what costs shit?
I can't take this anymore, man.
I've been trying and trying and trying to stop fucking drinking.
I've been trying to stop fucking drinking.
I can't help it, dude.
I can't help it, dude.
And what?
What?
What is this?
Oh, my God.
Don't even take 20 buckers on a Saturday night.
I tried not to.
They keep fucking donating.
They keep fucking donating.
They won't stop.
Look.
Oh, my God.
Found security footage of this.
They won't stop donating, dude.
They won't stop fucking donating, man.
What now?
Oh, my God.
Hey, what is this?
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Why don't you all just leave me alone, dude?
Seriously, just leave me the fuck alone.
And look at this.
Anonymous says, be careful.
That was three takedowns with two or more to go before you get a strike, losing your streaming privileges.
Oh, that's great.
That's fucking great.
Well, you know what?
I'm going to listen to fucking.
I'm going to listen to Don Johnson a little bit more.
How do you like that shit?
I got balls the size of great groups that'll slap you upside your fucking chin, you son of a bitch.
I'm listening to Don Johnson right now.
I'm listening to it.
Hold on, what is this?
What?
Oh, my God.
Oh, no.
Oh, God.
This fucking wheelchair asshole.
This fucking wheelchair asshole, for Christ's sake.
And what Attila said, I said, hold on.
Is Attila listening?
Is he raiding my shit?
He's telling me that I'm a fucking Alex Jones wannabe.
Hey, Rattilla.
All right, you got a lot of nerve to call me a fucking Alex Jones wannabe, you son of a bitch.
All right.
Once you leave and go back to Canadia, where you belong, you fucking moose humping four-leaf clover up the ass-having piece of fucking dog shit.
Once you're over there humping dead mooses, you're going to have like 10 people watching you again.
So don't come at me and try to tell me that I'm a goddamn fucking Alex Jones wannabe.
Alex Jones has been ripping me off for the past 12 years of my illustrious internet broadcasting career.
All right?
So fuck off, Rattilla.
Jesus, I thought we were cool and shit.
You see, that's the thing about these fucking streamers, man.
You know, you try to be cool with these fucking streamers, and you know what they do?
They fucking stab you in the back like a bunch of fucking ass cracks.
You know what I mean?
They fucking, they stab your ass in the fucking back.
What is this now?
What?
What, Will-O-Wisp?
What is it, Will-O-Wisp?
Attila is raiding you.
Go to his stream now.
Probably the reason you're getting constantly cut off the air.
Why the hell is that?
And what is this, Gino?
You could always remove the donation link if you really don't want people to send videos anymore or just don't accept the money.
Dude, do you understand?
I have told people no more $20, no more $20.
They still fucking donate the shit.
All right?
They still donate the crap.
So look, I need some smoke here, dude.
All right.
I need some smoke.
All right, play a little bit more Don Johnson.
All right.
This is for my boy, Train Lover567.
All right.
This is for him, dude.
Cheers to, oh, God.
What now?
What now?
Oh, my God.
You cannot read Ghost Five Takedowns equals Channel Strike.
Yeah, well, you know what?
You know what?
I'm still playing, dude.
All right.
I mean, I don't understand.
They don't do this shit at fucking politically correct Twitch, bitch.
You know, they let Twitch do whatever the fuck they want.
Why?
Is it because they're a bunch of muff diving leftists?
Huh?
Is that why?
Is that why they get to get away with this type of murder?
Huh?
Huh?
Because they're a bunch of muff diving social justice warrior pieces of goddamn bulldype dog shit I'm not even joking around man.
I'm fucking tired of you people that are out here talking garbage All right, I'm playing the rest of Don Johnson for my boy Train lover567 and that's all there is to it.
All right I'm not gonna go to Twitch.
Are you Serious?
I wouldn't last five minutes on Twitch.
A bunch of bull-nosed, greasy bulldykes that are all in charge over there.
All right?
All right, we're at the end of this song now.
Finally, at the end of this Don Johnson song right there.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, for good, for God's sake.
Anyway, thank you, Trade Lover567.
I do want to say thank you for the 80s music.
Even though for whatever reason we're getting taken down by YouTube and their goddamn fucking algorithms, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, and hey, pretty kitty, fuck you, you dumb fuck.
All right?
Quit copying Alex Jones.
How about copying your mother's snatch hole?
All right.
Smell like some sick-ass salmon for Christ's sake, you stupid dumb slut bag.
All right, who else do we got here?
We got Grunt OC.
Now, he did give me a warning here, so I don't know if I'm going to play this son of a bitch because this idiot may have a snake in the ass or some kind of bullshit.
Oh, no, wait a minute.
No, this is.
Oh, dude, this is sick crap, dude.
Why would you request this, Grunt OC?
I'm not playing this, dude.
I'm not playing this.
It's a fucking rotting crotch.
All right?
It's maggots in the penis rotting crotch.
Look, let me show you what it is.
Here, put the PC shot on.
There it is right there, and I'm not showing it.
And by the way, if you charge back on that, I'm going to be forced to send that link to your bank and PayPal to say, hey, look, this is why I didn't want to play it.
Would you play it?
And then, you know, they ask the people that have been fucking, you know, just ask them what happens to their credit and shit.
Anyway, I'm not playing it, Grunt OC.
So you've got, you know, you could put a two-bucker and give me another link.
I'm not playing that shit.
All right.
I'm not playing that shit.
You go fuck yourself.
I don't give a fuck.
I'll send that to your bank and say, here, this is what they wanted me to play right here.
Some fucking rotting crotch crap.
I'm not fucking doing it.
So go fuck yourself.
All right.
I'm giving you the opportunity.
You can put another link or something.
I'm not putting it on there.
So go fuck yourself.
All right, Mr. Uberman.
Mr. Uberman said, calm down with this.
All right.
Calm down with this.
So let's see what we're going to calm down with here.
All right.
What is this?
And of course, dude, it's a fucking other copyrighted bunch of shit.
Look, everybody, stop donating to me, dude.
Seriously, I want to get the fuck out of here.
I'm wasting my fucking Saturday with you fucking losers.
All right?
Seriously, man.
I'm not even joking around.
I'm wasting my fucking Saturday night with you, milky licking pieces of butt plug-up-the-ass-looking socialist schlonghead-sucking pedophile priest-probing phallic fluffing pickle prick having fucking foreskin muzzle-loving shitheads.
All right, I'm fucking tired of you people.
Anyway, here it is.
Here's Mr. Uberman saying that this is supposed to calm me down or something.
What is this?
Sting?
Some Sting here.
Here it is, folks.
Fields of gold.
Sting, dude.
I'm going to be honest with you.
Pause this.
I'm going to be honest with you, folks.
I'm not a big fan of Sting.
I always knew that Sting was a left-wing social justice warrior ass crack.
All right.
And it proves like most of these fucking dumbasses that are so-called artists, that are so-called TV stars and films are a bunch of leftist trash.
A bunch of leftist trash, dude.
You remember when he moves.
I'm going to be honest with you, Mr. Uberman.
I don't like this song one bit, dude.
I don't like this song one bit, dude.
All right, here it is right here.
Jesus Christ.
And this is a fruity song, by the way.
Am I supposed to be like, yeah, dude.
Yeah, you know what?
I'm fucking chilling here, and I'm fucking feeling it.
I'm feeling it, State.
Oh, my God.
No offense, Mr. Uberman.
I appreciate you trying to calm me down.
But this is goddamn sting, all right?
And by the way, pause this.
What?
No, Marsha.
Hey, can everyone help me crowdfund this visit?
You see what you did, pet Mexican?
There's no crowdfunding nothing, dude, okay?
Stop fucking doing that shit.
You fucking dirty burrito eating Mexican.
You see what the fuck you've done?
Huh?
You see what the fuck you've started, you rubber tortilla eating son of a bitch?
Jesus fucking Christ, man.
Jesus fucking Christ.
What?
What now?
Oh, now, Gruno C said, I already said you did not want to show it on the screen.
retard.
Fine, here's I'll play an inner circle theme song.
All right, yeah, we'll hear that.
Are you a sick man?
You're a sick man.
A lot of you are fucking sick bastards.
All right?
A lot of you've got some shit wrong with your fucking head.
Play the rest of this fucking.
Fields of gold.
Oh, yeah.
I'm stinging.
I'm sting.
Yes.
Oh, my God.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God.
Anyway, no offense, Mr. Uberman, dude.
I'm just, I'm not a big fan of state, dude.
I think he's way overrated.
I think he's way overrated, for Christ's sake.
And fuck you, dumb trolls in the chat room.
I ain't offline.
Go fuck yourselves.
You fucking stupid, dumb, fucking, only use me blade toe suckers.
Fucking piece of shit.
You fucking only use me blade toe suckers.
All right?
Won't you suck the puss off of that big toe, you dumb son of a bitch?
All right, P.A.
This stream's dead.
Fucking idiots.
Anyway, once again, this was requested by Mr. Fucking Uberman.
132.
I do appreciate the gesture, though, Mr. Uberman, but good God.
I mean, this is boring the balls off of me.
No offense, dude.
All right.
Hold on, pause this.
Look, we've already been playing this for two minutes, 22 seconds, and it seems like forever.
It seems like forever, for Christ's sake, alright?
And listen, shut the fuck up in the chat room, or I'm implementing chat room martial law, and you're just going to have to be fucking sitting there shutting your mouth, listening to me the whole time.
So sit there and shut the fuck up, you fucking moron.
Play the rest of this fucking sting song.
Oh, yes, it's sting.
Let's go ahead and play it.
Jesus Christ.
I would be doing Stream Rage.
You see how many fucking $20, 20 bucker goddamn videos I gotta do?
I gotta do 10 more after this.
Oh, Christ.
And what now?
Pause this.
What, Chad Poopter Griffin?
What?
I got five on this dono because my EVT doesn't refill until the end of the month.
Dude, no, You fucking dirty fucking burrito-eating fucking pet Mexican, dude.
Magic Man Adult Album Alt00:14:27
You see what the fuck you've done, dude?
You've turned this whole goddamn show into a fucking flea market.
I hope you're fucking happy about it, you fucking Wevos Ranchero sucking son of a bitch.
Jesus Christ.
Oh my god.
You remember me?
I mean, look, Mr. Uberman, I really do appreciate that you fucking donated this, but this song sucks.
All right, I'm not feeling.
Look, I am not feeling it.
I'm not feeling this shit.
I mean, this sounds like fruity ass adult album alternative, dude.
That shit sucked.
That shit sucked then, and it sucks now.
All right?
Fucking idiots.
All right, let's take this off.
All right, it's almost over.
Here's the end of the goddamn pussy whip song.
Here it is.
Oh, my God.
Yes.
All right.
Here it is.
All right.
There we go.
Thank you very much there.
All right.
All right, Mr. Uberman 132.
I do appreciate it, man.
Thank you very much.
All right.
Even though I didn't dig the song.
I did not dig the song.
All right.
Anyway, how many more of these do I fucking got to do?
I got one.
I got two.
Three.
Four.
Jesus Christ.
Five, six, seven.
Jesus fucking Christ.
In the field of local live homemade.
No, I hear you, dude.
Don't worry.
Hey, dude, Mr. Uber.
My bad.
Just trying to.
No, dude.
Don't worry about it.
All right.
Cheers to Mr. Uberman.
These fuckers have got me in a bad mood, okay?
These fuckers have got me in a horrible fucking mood.
And that's why I'm, you know, that's why I'm a little upset.
All right.
All right.
That's why I'm a little upset.
All right.
Who else do we got?
We got Fat Man 1945.
Fat Man 1945 requested this $20, $20 up in here.
And he said, sorry, this show is turning out crappy.
Here you go.
Some boomer music to piss off the trolls, huh?
Huh?
A little bit of boomer music?
Let me tell you something.
That's when the best music came out.
Do you understand that?
Huh?
Y'all trolls understand that?
The best music is the boomer music.
You assholes know it, and I know it.
So who we bullshitting, okay?
And by the way, shut the fuck up in the chat room, dude.
All right?
Shut up.
Jesus Christ, you people make me sick.
All right, let's move on, folks.
All right.
Who do I?
Yeah, that's right.
Mr. Fatman 1945.
So let's go ahead and get to Fat Man 1945's request here.
What is this?
Some boomer music?
What kind of boomer music is this?
Oh, man.
Oh, man, baby.
Let me tell you.
Let me tell you a story about this song here.
All right.
Hold on a second.
Put the PC shot on.
All right.
Put the PC shot on.
All right.
Now, let me tell you something.
This song reminds me of Mrs. Ghost.
Mrs. Ghost said this song reminds me of our early relationship when we were young'ins.
You know what I'm saying?
And, you know, that's what I am to her.
I'm her magic man, baby.
Play it.
It's a badass song, baby.
All right.
Heart magic man.
And listen to what she says about the dude in this fucking.
Listen, listen, listen.
Cold late nights.
This is unbelievable.
I'm not joking.
We've seen each other in a dream.
Seemed like a new man.
He looked right through me.
I'm not even going to pause this shit.
Hold on.
Pause it.
What?
Not.
I got five for the poor guy.
Your voice makes women cringe.
I bet you.
Yeah, well, what poor guy are you talking about?
There's two idiots asking for money, Skunkler.
There's Marshall Bernsey, who put five and like, hey, can anybody give any to this dono?
And Chad Poopter Griffin.
Where does that five go?
Huh?
Where does that five go?
Anyway, play the rest of this.
Try to understand.
Try, try, try to understand.
I'm a magic man.
I'm a magic man.
And I'm taking your daughter away from you, bitch.
Winter nights we sang and you played inside the months.
I'm taking your daughter away from you.
She's mine now.
Because I'm a magic man.
Mama says she's worried.
Growing up in a hurry.
Don't worry, Mama.
I'll take good care of her.
Come on home, girl.
Mama cried on the phone.
Just soon to lose my baby and my girl should be at home.
But try to understand, baby.
I'm a magic man.
Try, try, but understand.
He's a magic man, mama.
I'm a magic man, baby.
Hold on, pause this.
I'm a magic man with the magic stick, baby.
You understand?
I got the magic stick.
What?
What now, Skunkler?
Here, now it's even you toothless rhino piece of Jewish kosher.
Who?
Skunkler?
I know, yeah, whatever.
I'm a Jewish fucking, you know, whatever, bagel bag or whatever.
Who in the hell are you donating this to?
Is it to fucking this asshole Chad Poopter Griffin or to Marshall Burnsey?
You fucking jerk off.
Jesus Christ.
I'm fucking, I'm listening to the fucking song that tells the story of me and Mrs. Ghost, all right?
I took Mrs. Ghost away from her mama, and I've taken a good care of her ever since, baby, because I'm a magic man.
I'm a magic man.
Yes.
And by the way, this is the music right here.
Right here.
Come on home, girl.
I love all you, woman, from a child.
But try to understand.
Try to understand.
Try to understand, baby.
I'm a magic man.
I'm going to take good care of your daughter.
Don't worry about her.
I've got her on here.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh what?
What?
Hold on, pause this.
What is this?
Oh, my God.
We got Capitalist America.
Cheers, Ghost.
Bought myself a Tommy Gun-shaped bottle of the Roaring 20s Tommy Gun vodka, really.
Highly recommended.
Also, this song is amazing.
Magic Man is a good fuck you to the in-law song.
You're damn right, baby.
You're damn right.
Cheers to Capitalist America.
And I'm telling you right now, all right, whenever Mrs. Ghost hears this song, it reminds her of how I took her away from her mama.
And I've been taking care of Mrs. Ghost ever since.
Come on home, girl.
Come on, baby.
I'm a magic man.
And I've got the magic stick.
And I've got a rapist wit!
Who's diggin' this shit?
Who's digging this boomer music for Christ's sake?
Who's digging this boomer music, baby?
Yeah!
And shut up.
I'm not a child abductor, you idiot.
Shut up.
Alright?
Don't worry.
I took care of that.
I took care of her very well.
Don't worry about it, boy.
Hold on, Peter.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Fucking, what do you fucking want, pet Mexican?
Hey, play their videos, please, ghost.
They just can't afford the price.
Five to each retardler.
Okay, so Chad Poopter Griffin is at $10.
Marshall Burnsy's at $10.
They need another $10.20 for me to play their goddamn videos.
Because remember, for them pesos, I'm an 80-hole, all right?
Five to each tardler, fucking two-bucker for Christ's sake.
And what is this, grunt old C?
What?
Oh, my God.
Ghost, you only stole your wife from her mom at the age of five, Alfred.
Dude, you fucking village in Vietnam, Alex.
You fucking asshole.
You motherfucking ass crack.
Fuck you, man.
I'm a fucking capitalist.
I ain't no fucking rhino.
You fucking shithead.
Play the rest of this song, all right?
All right.
And remember, boomer music is the best music, baby, all right?
Boomer music is the best music, all right?
Come on home, girl.
All right.
Come on home, girl.
I got you, baby.
I got you.
I got you!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Woo!
I'm right, baby!
You're damn right.
And you all shut up with all this Woody Allen butt pile pedophile bullshit.
You shut your mouth.
Dumb, don't, don't.
Hey, Marshall Burnsy, you need another 1020.
You and Chad Poopter Griffin, you need another $10.20 if you want me to play your goddamn videos, okay?
So sit there and shut your mouth.
I'm playing Fat Man 1945's video.
And let me tell you something.
Like I said, this is the story of me and Mrs. Ghost, baby.
All right?
Don't worry about it, Mama.
I got your girl.
She's right here.
I took care of her.
And she's just fine, baby.
She's just fine.
And people are asking, stream raids, stream raids, live.
Dude, people have been piling up $20, $20 on me all night long, even though I tried to tell people not to do it, okay?
So it is what it is.
You know, these people are just being jerk dicks.
And, you know.
Anyway, let's get back to the chorus here.
Let's get back to the chorus.
Here it is.
Ready?
Come on home, girl.
You have to love me at Let's Get.
Let's get high a while, baby.
Try to understand.
Try to understand.
Try.
I'm a magic man.
He's a magic man.
I'm a magic man, baby.
All right?
I'm a Talmudic magic man, baby.
Woo!
Anyway, cheers once again to Fat Man 1945.
And let's go ahead and get to the next $20, $20.
And by the way, cheers to Hans Gooven Smith for the $20 bill, dude.
Cheers to you, dude.
All right, Derwicking.
Derwicking requested another $20, $20, and this son of a bitch actually dedicated, he donated $25, and he said, taking this a different direction since you uncultured chaps on a what?
What is this?
I'm a little short on cash today.
So maybe you guys in the chat can help me.
No, you know, it's too bad, dude.
You see what this stupid, fat, fucking burrito-eating Mexican fucking did?
You see this shit?
Fucking asshole.
Go choke on a rubber tortilla, pet Mexican, you fucking shithead.
That's why all these fucking people are doing this because of your stupid ethnic minority ass.
Fucking asshole.
Anyway, here we are, Derwicking, taking this a different direction since you uncultured chaps clearly don't like NSBM.
So here's a classic favorite of mine from back in the heyday.
Give it a whirl and take a shot with me, ghost.
Well, let me tell you something.
I don't know if I'm going to take a shot, but I need to take a hit of some fucking marijuana, that's for sure, all right?
I need to take some hit of some tetrahydrocannabinol so I can even continue to fucking like palate this fucking show.
So everybody just bear with me.
Before I get to Der Wicking's video, let me smoke a little bit.
As a matter of fact, I need to put some more flakes on the damn on the damn bowl here.
So let me let me break off this nuggie.
Listen to this.
I'm going to break off the nuggie.
Listen.
Oh, yeah.
Shut up in the chat room.
Stop telling me to drink.
Shut up.
Stop telling me to fucking drink and shut up.
All right, let me drink.
Let me smoke drink.
You see this?
You see what you're incepting in my mind here, you fucking troll terrorist?
Let me smoke here, folks.
I'm sorry.
I have to do this if I have to continue on with this broadcast.
I'm sorry.
I mean, look at this shit.
Don't scam grunt Rhino.
I'm going to get to his, you fucking jerk off, all right?
But since he fucking dedicated a rotting fucking maggot penis, all right, he's out.
He's in the back of the line, all right?
All right.
You understand that, Parks?
Rosa Parks, get in the back of the fucking line, the back of the bus like everybody else, and shut up, all right?
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding, dude.
I'm joking.
I'm joking.
It's a joke.
me smoke here.
Gotta hold it in.
Don't hold it in.
Let it hit the brain, dude.
All right.
Pip Squeak Voice Scam00:15:41
Who do we got?
We got Derwicking.
Let's go ahead and see what he requested.
He said this is some metal and shit.
God damn it, I just fucking...
I just dropped my weed, for fuck's sake, man!
I'm a child of local lies.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Oh, my God!
What now, Billy F. You?
No one gives a shit about your baguette drug dependency.
Play the vid and fuck you, Billy.
I do what the fuck I want.
Who makes you think that you can tell me what to do, you shit?
Let's play Derwicking's fucking video and just shut up, Billy F.U., especially you, you fucking shithead.
You shit talk me every show, Billy.
And I'm telling you right now, I would whoop your ass if we were in a bar right now, fucking talking that shit to me.
Ain't nobody fucking talks to me that way and gets away with it.
Nobody talks to me that way and doesn't leave on a stretcher.
Play fucking Derwicking's video here.
What is this?
Ah, Jesus Christ.
I mean, are you fucking joking?
Are you, look, look, Der Wicking, you know, we have to agree to disagree on some of these fucking, on some of these songs here.
I mean, rush, dude?
Rush?
With this guy's pip-squeak fucking sounding voice?
Fucking rush, dude.
Are you fucking kidding me?
And you, look, this is a 20-minute song.
I'm not playing 20-minute song, dude.
All right.
Are you fucking joking?
Oh, my God.
And I want to be honest with you, dude.
I do not like Rush.
I think they have a pip-squeak voice.
I think that some of the musicians in Rush are actually pretty talented.
But let me be honest with you.
Shit sucks, all right?
And Pettis, who gives a shit who died, all right?
One less drummer, okay?
All right, none of you assholes gave a shit when Vinnie Paul died, so go fuck yourself, all right?
And how long is the intro?
Hold on, turn this down.
How long is the intro to this fucking shit?
Fucking Jesus fucking Christ.
Here we go with some fucking rush.
I mean, how many people actually like this fruit bowl garbage?
I am not a fan of Rush at all.
I mean, it was one of the few bands I fucking hated.
I mean, the pip squeak voice of this guy, I just could not stand.
I could not stand.
Hold on, pause this.
What is it, Skunkler?
What is it?
This is a terrible Saturday Night Troll show.
I would rather watch libtards on SNL and I will.
At least they aren't rhino Jews, dude.
Go fucking, go suck the cock of the fucking Saturday Night Live people.
I don't give a shit.
All right?
I don't give a shit.
Get on your knees and clean liberal cock cheese for all I care, you sorry sack of trash.
Jesus fucking Christ.
You see the kind of fucking disrespect I get?
These are supposed to be my fucking fans.
Play the play this shit.
Play it, all right?
Jesus Christ.
And this is the 20-minute long version of this song.
This is the 20-minute long version of this goddamn song.
And fuck you, whoever the hell said Pantera is overrated.
Go fuck yourself up, you dirty ass.
All right, hold on, pause it.
Watch!
Play it all.
Play it all, Faggot.
Rip Neil Purt and Vinny Paul, and all the other amazing drummers taken from us too soon.
Well, thank you for that.
I'm not playing all this shit.
Are you fucking joking?
I'm not playing 20 minutes of fucking some band I don't like.
All right, go fuck off, dude.
It's a 20-minute song.
Fucking stupid idiots over here.
Look at these people.
I'm playing all, dude.
I fucking hate Rush.
The only reason I'm playing it is because you idiots requested it, my fuck's sake.
Good God, man.
I mean, like I said, okay?
Like I said, you know, it's pretty decent music, but then once the asshole starts singing, it's over, okay?
It's over.
Hold on, pause this.
What is this?
Pause this.
What the hell did you say?
Vinny, too many Big Max Paul.
Oh, you motherfucker.
Vinny, too many Big Max Paul, you fucking shithead.
Are you fucking kidding me?
How fucking dare you disrespect Pantera like that, dude?
How fucking dare you, people?
How fucking dare you, fucking assholes, you macabre shitheads.
And look, they're fucking laughing in the chat room.
They're laughing.
They're fucking laughing.
Just play this stupid rush shit, for Christ's sake, man.
And shut up.
Stop trying to get me to drink.
Stop trying to get me to drink stop trying to get me to drink you fucking trolls god God damn it.
I can't believe I'm listening to this stupid song.
I fucking hate this song, dude.
I fucking hate this song, dude.
I fucking hate this shit.
And hey, hold on, pause this shit.
Hey, hey, asshole.
Don't count my shekels.
Don't count my shekels.
And what is this, Pettis?
Why do you keep suppressing my $5 donations, you scammer?
What do you mean fucking suppressing your $5 donations?
You're a fucking fruit bowl.
That's the first time you fucking donated, Pettish, you fucking moron.
What are you talking about suppressing your $5 fucked up fucking shitbird donations?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Jesus fucking Christ.
What now?
Billy F.U. What do you, what do you got to say now, you fucking idiot?
Go shove your limp dick in a light socket, you baguette, and drink.
Motherfuckers.
And listen, stop counting my shekels.
I have not made anywhere near what the fuck the 2,500.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I mean, if you think I made that much this goddamn show, you're smoking crack.
Are you fucking joking?
I've made a few hundred bucks, okay?
I've made a few hundred bucks, and you fucking idiots are trying to count my shekels saying that I...
Now, bullshit!
I have not, I've not fucking made anywhere near that shit.
These people are fucking lying.
These people are fucking lying, dude.
I've made a few hundred bucks and these guys are trying.
Go fuck off.
All right, play the rest of this rush song.
All right?
Play the rest of this rush.
I've only made a few hundred bucks tonight, you dickhead.
SHUT UP!
Now look, I'm gonna be honest with you.
You know, the instrumental.
I completely dig the instrumental in this shit.
I mean, I thought that Rush had some decent fucking instrumentalists once that pip squeak started fucking singing.
That's when I said hell no.
That's when I said hell no to Rush, dude.
Give me a break.
I mean, you know this.
I mean, they're getting very instrumental.
I mean, you know, it sounds good and whatnot.
But, dude, once the fucking pip squeak starts fucking singing, it ruins the whole music.
That's what I hated about Rush.
That's what I hated about Rush, dude.
What the hell is this?
You see, look at this.
I mean, I've already been playing this shit for four minutes.
Okay?
Here, I think this guy comes in singing on this here in the next 30 seconds, if I'm not mistaken.
There he is.
There he is with that Fruit Bowl goddamn voice.
Stop trying to get me to drink, dude, in the chat room.
you stop this shit.
Yeah, listen to that pit squeak, fucking listen.
Listen to that pip squeak voice.
Hold on, hold on.
Put the PC shot.
Take it off.
What, Pettis?
What?
This is my last dono ever.
You have suppressed $15 of mine, you fucking neocon.
Yeah, whatever.
You make $10K a month from us.
I wish.
Why don't you show us some respect?
I hope you choke on a steak tonight and die.
What five bucker are you talking about, dude?
What five bucker?
I mean, the only people that have been fucking donating have been Marshall Bernsey and fucking Skunkler here for the past 30 minutes.
So what the fuck are you talking about?
Jesus Christ, fucking Pettis.
Of course, it's not the real Pettus.
All right.
Pettis is a fat femme that would rather buy some twinkly, fucking glittery shoes and a fucking jock strap for his grinder fucking date than he would actually contribute into the show.
But either way, all right, whatever.
All right, just sit there and shut up and let's listen to a little bit more rush.
We've been listening to this for like five fucking minutes already, for Christ's sake.
jesus christ i mean listen to this pipsqueak song dude Hold on, hold on, wait, wait, what is 2,602 drink for you, Jew?
Dude, I have made nowhere near that tonight, dude.
What are y'all talking about?
I've made nowhere near that.
I honestly can't believe you won't play me and Skunkler's Vid and you have $3,500 from this show.
I know.
Dude, that is bullshit.
It went from $2,500 now to $3,500.
You guys are fucking lying, dude.
I have made nowhere near that shit.
I have made a few hundred bucks tonight, and I appreciate that.
Don't get me wrong.
You've got to be joking me if you actually believe that I fucking made that much tonight.
You're fucking unbelievable.
All right, you're fucking.
I mean, give me a fucking break.
All right, hey, what is this?
Derwicking, stop interrupting the glorious music, you godless dumb cough.
I donated 25 bucks.
Hey, asshole.
All right.
I've got to stop the shit so we can hear the donations.
All right.
I'm playing your shit.
It's over five fucking minutes already.
All right.
Here, here it is again with a pip squeak fucking voice.
All right, here it is.
there it is!
Dude, everybody in the chat room shut up about drinking, dude.
I'm I'm serious.
It's two in the fucking morning.
What am I going to start popping fucking beer bottles?
Nah, dude, fuck off.
Hey, and Colonel Transisco, you're going to talk shit, huh?
You gonna talk shit, you fucking stupid baguette?
Counting my fucking shekels, dude!
Hey, look at this idiot.
$2, $4,231.
Get the fuck out of here, dude.
Just seriously, get the fuck out of here.
I've made a few hundred bucks, dude.
Hey, look, here's Billy F.U. Billy F.U. says, fuck Rush.
It sounds like ghosts raping a cat from behind the fucking tool shed.
Oh, that's that's fresh, Billy.
That's fucking real fresh, dude.
Hey, what is that it?
Is that it for the song?
Is that it?
What is this?
Oh, it's breaking off into some kind of a fucking stupid interlude over here.
That's fucking great, isn't he?
Yay, spaghetti.
Jesus Christ.
Dude, stop fucking counting my shekels.
I've made a few hundred bucks today, dude.
Shut up.
It's done.
Yeah, it looks like it's done, dude.
All right, it's been going on for seven minutes.
I'll let it go on for a little while longer because Derwicking donated a $25 bill.
I'm going to let it go for a little bit, a little bit, a little bit longer.
A little bit longer.
And I don't know what this is supposed to be.
Is this supposed to be a good part of the song or something?
Is this supposed to be a good part of the goddamn song, for Christ's sake?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
All right, we have hit eight minutes.
We have hit eight minutes.
Let's let it go to go to nine minutes, and I got to move on, dude.
I got so many more fucking 20 buckers I got to do.
I got to do, who is this?
One, two, three.
What else do I got?
Hey, by the way, drink a beer with me, bitch ghost.
You forgot.
Oh, no, there it is.
You got it.
You got it.
Four five.
Oh, my God.
I said to send the IRS after ghost and to turn this shit off.
Yeah, go fuck yourself, you idiot.
All right.
Go shove it up your goddamn pie hole.
I think I'm going to play, I guess, Marshall Burnsey's.
So, yeah, I've got so many more to do, dude.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Man, I hate this.
I hate when you motherfuckers do this.
And look, I've told you all no more 20 buckers, but you fucking assholes, you sit here.
I'm retarded.
I get away with anything.
I'm still donating because I'm retarded.
I gotta get out of jail, retarded COD.
I'm retarded.
All right, we've played this for about almost 10 minutes.
All right, we've played this for about almost 10 minutes.
Sounds like build high like a mountain.
Jesus Christ.
All right, take it off.
Lead Singer Beer Rehearsal00:02:55
Take it off.
Thank you, Derwicking.
All right, I have to agree to disagree, dude.
I do not like rush.
I do not like rush, dude.
I think it's fucking horrible.
I am sorry.
Anyway, let's get to the next $20, $20, man.
Dude, these things never end, dude.
They just keep coming.
They just keep coming for Christ's sake.
This one was requested by somebody named Cheers.
Cheers requested.
Aw, you fucking piece of shit.
Why do y'all do this shit to me, dude?
I am genuinely trying to make a fucking effort on trying to stop drinking.
And this is what you motherfuckers are doing for Christ.
They put the PC shot on.
Look at this.
This is what you motherfuckers are doing.
I am genuinely trying to stop drinking.
And you guys are like, come on.
Come on, ghost.
You didn't want to drink.
Hi there.
I'm doing rehears with craftbeer.
Oh my God.
Look at the alcohol face on that bitch.
What are you going to talk about?
Perfect way to pour your craft beer from the beach.
Man, that's a lot of booze and a lot of goddamn blowjobbing.
That's...
That's right.
You got to make sure to give your beer a little head.
As a matter of fact, put pause.
This bitch looks like the lead singer to Rush, ironically enough.
All she needs is some like fucking sunglasses, and this bitch could pass for the lead singer of Rush.
I'm not kidding.
Go take a, go do a Google search if you don't believe me.
all right craft beer step one the glassware start with a beer glass that is clean aroma free and never frozen step two preparation optimal beer clean glass prep calls for pre-wetting with chilled water immediately yeah you know okay these are basic fucking things to do So warm or hot water will cause foaming, so avoid using this.
Step three, the pour.
So when pouring your craft beer out of the bottle or the can, just lift your glass up, tilt it to a 45 degree angle, and pour.
Make sure the beer is going down the sides of the glass until about three-quarters of the way through, then pour straight down the middle.
And that last little trick will help you.
Look at that.
I want a beer so bad.
when pouring from the tap grip the handle at its base tilt your glass at a 45 degree angle this is actually teaching people how to actually pour to be honest with you through the pour straighten up and pour down the middle and that my friends ensures a beautiful pour so here's some good things to avoid when pouring yourself a beer don't touch the glass to the tap or the bottle this is the potential breaking of the glass and alleviates the transfer of any undesirable elements including germs
If you're being aware of the current, hold on, pause this shit.
What now?
What now?
Millennial Humor Fist Pumping00:05:14
Here's the rest for my vid.
It's 45 seconds, and I expect you to watch it now since I've waited and people helped fund it.
Dude, hey, I know that's not how it fucking works, okay, dude.
We fucking go at the order of which they came in.
You don't fucking tell me what fucking order.
Fucking play it now.
Go fuck yourself, dude.
All right.
Fucking play it now.
What about your fucking bell boy?
Fuck you, man.
Don't open the phone.
Like I'm a fucking bellboy.
I'll play it when I get to it, all right?org.
And also, for more details on craft beer and different types of glassware, visit craftbeer.com.
All right.
Thank you very much, drunkard lady, dude.
She actually did a pretty good job.
She actually did a pretty good job actually explaining how to, you know, how to pour and do draft beer and all this other stuff.
All right.
Now, like I said, Marshall Bernsey, don't fucking don't come at me for Christ's sake.
And by the way, JL, for two bucks, I just got your $2 donation.
NG deserves a golden microphone.
Go fuck yourself.
All right.
Cloudzack is the next $20, $20 up in here, obligating me to watch a YouTube video.
And CloudZach says, this is great YouTube poop about our legendary solid snake.
What the fuck are you talking about, CloudZach 1090?
What are you fucking talking about, dude?
What are you talking about?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
This is obviously copyrighted because we've got to wait five seconds because of an advertisement because of YouTube, YouTube.
Everybody's doing the YouTube.
All right, play this.
This is by CloudZack 1090.
Hey, Daddy.
Hey, it's going to be sold on now.
Great.
Millennial humor.
It's going to be me, Feel, and Millennial Humor.
20 incredible overdedible women and just you and Keo.
That's right.
Fucking fucking.
It's going to be sold on now.
Dad, I'm just doing this for Kyle.
Are you kidding me with this millennial humor?
Is snake down there?
Hold on, hold on, pause this shit.
Pause this shit.
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
Hold on just a second.
Hold on just a cotton picking minute.
I don't like how they were saying snakes and all that shit.
If you all have been with me for a while, we've got some sick fucking trolls purposely trying to fucking put fucking snakes up the ass having videos on my broadcast, and I don't really fucking appreciate it one fucking bit.
And now these idiots are talking about snakes.
I don't like that shit.
I don't like that shit.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
What is this?
She saw a snake in the basement.
Aw, come on, dad.
Snake.
Let me ask you a question.
What are you gonna do?
Yeah.
I hate them all.
Because they stick their tongue out like this.
What the fuck?
That's it.
That's it.
This is the snake.
That's how painless.
What the fuck?
Oh, dude.
Pause this.
Pause it.
Pause it.
Pause this shit.
Are you fucking kidding me, dude?
You fucking sick millennial shitheads.
I mean, you actually find this disgusting shit humorous?
Unfucking believable.
All of you people need to have your fucking heads examined.
I'm not even joking around.
Fucking racist, disgusting Woody Allen butt loving pedophiles.
I don't fucking Christ.
He saw it.
He saw the car.
And it's about this long.
And it's kind of greenish brown.
It's going to be a little bit more.
What the fuck?
Snap it in half.
Big black cock.
So coming.
Car snake.
Yeah.
They're harmless.
It's humorous, dude.
What are you going to do?
What we'll do is we're going to.
Hey, what you're watching is millennial humor, folks.
Millennial humor.
Cliff.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
It's flexible or can't sleep.
Hey, is this Castlevania?
Castlevania rocks.
Did he just blow a fart?
Uh oh, here's the early Jersey Shore, huh?
Pencil Kite Fist Pumping00:06:04
How they're fist pumping like champs, huh?
fist-pumping like champs.
Great.
This is this is great.
Where'd you see?
Open up, I'll be the one.
Good ass.
Dude, this is ridiculous, man.
Hold on.
Who the fuck made this?
OG Doodoo Brown?
Who the fuck made this shit?
the pillow, get the pillowcase, get the pillowcase, get the pillowcase what if he gets angry and jumps up in my face This is stupid.
This is so fucking stupid.
I think we've had enough of this, alright?
I'm gonna let this go five minutes and we're moving on, dude.
This is stupid.
It fell forward, you pulled it back, it fell forward again, you pulled it back, it fell forward again, you pulled it back, it fell forward again, it fell forward again, you pulled it back, it fell forward again, you pulled it back, Jesus Christ.
And now, hold on, hold on, pause this shit.
I don't need to play it all, you fucking dumb shits.
I play four to five minutes of whatever clip and we move on.
Go fuck yourselves, everybody.
Hey, play it all.
Fuck your mother.
How you like that shit?
Fuck your dirty dishrag whore single mother who got balled by every Tom Dick and Harry she brought in her fucking bedroom.
You fucking fatherless shitheads.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I did.
All you did was fall asleep in a different position.
I saw you.
Your head was leaning backwards over the mute.
Arnie, Adam's Apple, sitting up waiting at you.
Oh, my God.
Good night, Cliff.
Hey.
All right, dude.
I think we've had enough of this stupid shit.
This is so stupid.
Yes.
This fucking millennial.
All right, that's it.
Pause this.
And what, Grunt OC?
What?
That video reinforces everything Ghost has every said.
Mainly that we need to start hanging these retarded people.
I never said that shit, Grunt OC, you fucking shithead.
I never fucking said that shit.
Anyway, let's move on.
All right, we've got Geno X 1987 here requesting a $20, $20.
What the hell is this?
And remember, viewer discretion is advised because Geno X 1987 is kind of a freak show.
So once again, here we go.
And, oh, dude, I don't know what the fuck.
Hold on.
Let me make sure this isn't some sick.
Well, it's probably going to be some sick shit.
Anyway, Geno X 1987, play it.
This is his request.
This is GenoX1987's request, folks.
Viewer discretion is advised.
It's going to be weird.
The fuck is this?
What the fuck, Gino?
What is this?
The magic pencil that manifests things into reality?
What is this shit?
There it is!
Look, it's a birthday cake.
Yay, spaghetti!
Now look at this freaky fucking face on this pencil.
Hey, pencil dick.
What are you smiling at?
Okay, what is this?
So she manifested a kite!
A kite!
Ah, look at that!
Now what does she owe the pencil, huh?
Barrel Jump Crouch Mechanic00:08:01
This is a freaky video, dude.
Once again, GenoX1987.
What is she doing now?
Uh-oh. Wormhole hunt.
another dimension don't go in the dark hole
Jesus Christ, what are y'all making me watch, dude?
Look, that was it?
That was fucking disgusting, dude.
All right, look, Gino X1987.
Every time you request a video, it gets more and more disgusting every time, dude.
Every goddamn time.
All right.
Thank you very much, though, Geno X1987.
I appreciate it.
Anyway, this one was requested by Fudge Capitalist.
Fudge Capitalist requested this and said, ghost, please watch the whole thing, depending on how long it is, dude.
Also, the girl at work I like was taken from me.
I feel bad, man.
That sucks, dude.
But don't worry, there's plenty of women in the sea.
And always remember, if you like a woman, go out there and try to make a move.
And if she's not down with it, at least you know it's over.
But now that, you know, some other guy made the move, you just never know, dude.
You just never know.
So cheers to Fudge Capitalist here.
Let's see what Fudge Capitalist requested for a $20, $20.
He actually donated $25.
All right, so let's go ahead and see what this is here.
Put the PC shot on.
Fudge Capitalist requested this.
Let's see what this is here.
Dark Side Phil?
What the hell just happened?
Darkside Phil Gaming.
Are you shitting me?
Well, here it goes.
Geronimo!
Nope, that's not what I was supposed to do, I guess, because I'm dead.
What am I supposed to do then?
No, not supposed to do that, huh?
No, no, no, not supposed to do that, huh?
Ah, I can probably platform on the pipes.
See, are you kidding me?
Does anybody in the chat room know how to get past this?
Because it looks like Dark Side Phil is having a hard time.
I can't even make it up here.
Are you serious?
He's gotta take a barrel with him everywhere he goes.
Do a barrel roll!
Come on, make you basic jumps like a super jump or something, you know Oh God, dude!
That's fucking horrible.
What is fucking Phil doing?
Whoa.
This guy just lost his barrel!
Fuck!
Can't drive these forklifts.
I wish I could.
If I could drive the forklifts, it would be way easier.
How do you like that, dear forklift operator?
I'm going to use your stupid barrels.
Do a barrel roll.
Barrel roll!
Barrel roll!
Now what the fuck do I do?
And there goes my barrel.
Now I'm fucked.
What the fuck?
The box broke!
Why can't I jump up here?
It's obvious this is what I'm supposed to do.
Why can't I do it?
This is so fucking weird.
I don't understand what game mechanic that am I not doing properly here that I can't get up here.
What the hell's a crouch jump?
Crouch jump.
Crouch jump.
Whoa!
A head cramp monster.
Whoa!
This is what people want to see me do.
Jumping on a fucking barrel for two hours, trying to get on a fucking pipe.
What the fuck?
Are you kidding me?
Is this really how it goes?
Come on, Dark Side Phil.
Figure it out.
Figure it out, man.
Figure it out.
Oh, look, it's Gaben.
Stop it.
Jump.
Jump, you fucker.
Jump.
Jump.
I don't know what to do.
This is fucking weird.
I don't understand.
Fucking figure it out, man.
Like, what am I missing?
What am I missing?
He fucking dies again.
How are people able to jump up here?
Look, I can't jump up here.
It doesn't make sense.
I can't jump up here.
I can't fucking jump up.
I get a little upset.
I'll get a little tense.
Get a little angry there, Dark Side Phil.
Can't jump up here.
I don't know why.
But I can't.
What the fuck?
Look, I barely jump a foot!
Jump!
You won't even jump.
Look.
Jump.
You fucking idiot.
Oh my god, my thumb is fucking killing me for pressing jumps so much.
I'm not even kidding.
I didn't even fucking do that.
Now, look, look, pause this.
Now, this is what I'm a little afraid of when I start doing gaming.
I don't want to end up like Darkseide Phil.
I actually want to be decent in gaming.
So, that's why I've got a gaming tutor, and I'm doing some extensive fingering exercises when it comes to doing things really fast, really quick.
I don't want to end up like Darkseide Phil, dude.
All right.
Oh, my God.
Are you serious?
Oh, my God.
Wow, you're not going to believe it.
I figured it out.
Thank you to my Twitter followers.
This game has a bugged jumping mechanic.
What you need to do is jump, and while you're jumping, crouch.
And if you crouch while you're jumping, you can actually do jumps.
If the hell's a crouch jump?
See, I just did it.
I jumped and crouched mid-jump, and it worked.
Jewish Techno Hasselhoff Video00:15:07
What the fuck did they do?
Well, at least now I know what to do, but that was 25 minutes of torture.
Oh, that's typical, though.
That's typical of you there, Darkside Phil.
That's typical of you there, boy.
All right.
All right, we get it.
We get it.
Thank you very much.
We did view the whole thing.
So cheers to Fudge Capitalist.
And like I said, dude, move on the woman if you've got a, you know, if you've got the eye on the woman, dude.
Just go right at it, dude.
Figure it out.
All right, let's get to the next one here.
Let's go to Fluff the Cat.
That's fucking sick.
That's the name of the person that donated.
The field of love is too much.
Oh, my God.
Am I late for video Donovan?
Yeah, dude.
It's been a while.
Anyway, happy Australia Day, everyone.
Put a snap on the barbecue for the Aborigines and the firefighters that are fighting the horrible bushfires.
Thank you for that, but I didn't need another 20 bucker, dude.
I really didn't need.
And $2 reported you to the IRS.
Go fuck yourself.
And two bucks, shekel count $2,600.
Dude, I've made nowhere near $2,600.
All right.
Are you fucking kidding me?
What math are you pulling this out of your ass?
I wish I made $2,600 right now.
Are you fucking joking?
Anyway, Fluff the Cat requested this $20, $20 and said, found security footage of Mrs. Ghost.
So here it is.
All right, here it is.
I don't know what the fuck this is supposed to be, but Fluff the Cat.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hold on just a second.
Hold on.
Let me make sure that this isn't some snake up the ass bullshit.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Wow.
Okay.
Who the hell?
Fluff the cat?
All right.
Here it is.
Found security footage of Mrs. Ghost.
Play this.
What is this shit?
No way.
No.
No.
Oh, my God.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Oh, my God.
Oh, Juck.
What the fuck?
Why do people do that shit?
Why do people do this shit?
Fluff the cat.
First of all, why do you even have that footage?
And secondly, that's fucking disgusting, man.
That is fucking disgusting.
You fucking piece of crap.
Oh, my God.
Why do people do that, dude?
Seriously, it's oh, God.
You fucking asshole, dude.
You fucking dickhead.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Yeah.
Thanks a lot, Fluff the Cat.
Real fucking Swift, dude.
Real fucking Swift.
All right.
This.
That was fucking disgusting.
I'm sorry, folks.
I'm sorry about that shit.
Anyway, let's drink the beer bitch ghost requested this one, all right?
Drink a beer, bitch ghost.
I may have to, dude.
I want to be honest with you.
I may have to here in just a second.
I can't take this shit anymore.
I mean, after seeing some broad squat and just take a turd, I mean, give me a fucking break, dude.
And she didn't even wipe.
So, like, all that shitty, dirty ass is going to go all over the underwears and the goddamn pants.
And good God.
All right, here it is.
Let's go to drink beer, bitch ghost.
He said, don't fuck with the Hoff.
What the hell does that mean?
Don't fuck with the Hoff.
Are you thinking?
Are you saying what I think you're saying?
Are you thinking what I think you're saying for Christ's sake?
Hold on.
Let's wait.
We got to wait five seconds for an advertisement here.
All right.
What is this?
What is this?
Put the PC shot on.
This was requested by Drink a Beer Bitch Ghost.
Okay, here it is.
Hey.
Got a permit for those guns.
What the fuck?
I got your permit right here.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, come on.
Come on, wait a minute.
Hold on just a second.
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Turn this off.
Turn this off just a second, okay?
You mean to tell me that I am going to have to watch a video of David fucking Hasselhoff?
Who the fuck requested that shit?
Drink a beer, bitch ghost.
Are you from Germany or some shit?
Because for whatever reason, Germans have a hard-on for the Hoff.
I don't know what it is.
I don't know if it's because of the Berlin Wall came down and Hoff found an opportunity while he was in Germany to do a concert at the fucking shit.
I have no idea.
But play, play this.
What is this?
Fucking Hoff.
Get out of here, dude.
bring back Baywatch.
It's the only thing that, the only thing worth the shit in your career.
Bring back Baywatch.
Oh, no.
Right in the street.
Maybe this time there's no treatment there.
Hold on, pause this shit.
Are you fucking kidding me?
you are forcing me to fucking watch this shit video for christ's sake i mean oh god fucking Fucking Hawk.
And this is an old Hoff, too.
I mean, you can see this man.
Wait, wait, is that Hitler?
What is Hitler doing here?
And is this guy using a Nintendo Power Glove?
You've got to be shitting me.
I mean, seriously, you have got to be shitty.
Fucking Hitler is in this stupid video.
If we want to take your love away from here.
Who actually likes this shit?
Who actually likes this?
Look, there's 40 million fucking views.
There's 40 million views.
Who actually likes this shit?
Seriously.
Seriously Pause this What?
Derwicking.
What?
What is it, dude?
Bring the 80s back.
And yes, every good German loves Hasselhoff.
Yeah, no shit.
I noticed that, derwicking.
I noticed that.
Look, these people in the chat room, they're liking this.
They're digging this.
Look at them in the chat room, dude.
They're liking this.
They're fucking digging it for Christ's sake.
Play it.
Keep playing it.
Fighting for life for good for all that we believe in.
We need some action.
Hold on.
Pause this.
Jesus Christ.
What are people donating now, dude?
This is actually a movie.
If you're into movies that just take the piss out of themselves, then Kung Fury is your kind of thing.
Oh, yeah?
So this is a legit movie, according to Mike Hock.
Mike Hawk says that this is a fucking movie by the Hoff.
Unbelievable.
You know what I mean?
Unfucking believable.
All right, let's take a little.
By the way, I have come across some 80s beats.
And I've been thinking about like putting my voice over them and trying to.
I don't know.
I don't know why.
I've been thinking of doing something like that.
I know you motherfuckers have been asking me to kind of put out a couple of songs or something.
And I want to be honest with you, I'm thinking about it.
I'm damn near thinking about it.
All right.
Anyway, let's move on, dude.
And please, please stop fucking donating.
All right.
Here's Marshall Burnsey's.
All right.
Who paid for his?
I got to give him props.
Oh, dude, come on, man.
Dude, stop fucking donating, dude.
Stop fucking donating.
All right.
I know you think you're fucking being cute, Cloudzack, dude.
You started this shit.
Stop fucking donating for fuck's sake.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Marshall Burnsey requested this one.
So let's see what it is.
I have a little Marshall Burnsy.
He fucking paid for it.
Let's see what the fuck this.
Oh, good God.
No.
What is this shit?
What is this shit?
Put the PC shot on.
What is this, Marshall Burnsey?
What are you saying?
You do what?
So, how much you're gonna suck my dick for?
$4?
$4.
Turn around.
Let me see your butt.
Eww, you gotta sit down, you're chill, y'all.
Only your nook, right?
Yup.
That's terrible.
How old is you?
$12.31.
$12.31.
Wow, you're disgusting.
You ain't sucking my dick.
I don't know.
No, I ain't got it.
Great.
Walk off.
Oh, my God, dude.
Give me a break.
And she's freaking out!
Oh my god, dude.
Marshall Burnsey, dude.
Why, dude?
Why in the hell did we need to see that ghetto urban scene, dude?
We didn't need to see that.
That was horrible.
That was unbelievably fucking horrible, dude.
Unfucking believable.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, what are you supposed to say about that, man?
This fucking broad was willing to give somebody a blow job for $4.
$4 blowjob.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Now, Grunt OC said that he has a new video, even though he, you know, I should ban you for Christ's sake from donating after that fucking last dono, dude.
That was fucking disgusting.
But here he is.
He says, all right, I got you.
You didn't have to show it on screen.
Fine.
I'll play the inner circle theme song, which I found through an inner circle leaker.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, yeah.
What is that?
What's the fucking Inner circle theme song.
I'd love to hear this one.
All right.
All right.
According to OG or Grunt OC, excuse me, oh, you fucking son of a bitch.
This is supposed to be the inner circle theme song.
You piece of shit.
You piece of shit.
Jewish techno asshole.
Fucking Jewish techno, you fucking shithead.
This is not funny.
Hold on, pause this shit.
Pause this shit.
Take this shit off.
This is not fucking funny.
You fucking assholes in the chat room, okay?
All right.
So what?
All right.
If I was Jewish.
I'm not Jewish.
All right.
But so what if I was a Jew?
Lachaim.
Fucking asshole.
play the rest of this shit.
Real funny grunt, OC.
What pause this?
Real fucking funny, Grunt OC.
And what now, Billy F. You?
Your wife sucks dicks for $4.
Wow, what a cheap bitch.
Yeah, fuck you, you piece of shit.
All right.
Fuck you, you fucking sick, demented piece of fucking low-grade disposable road trash.
All right, play it.
Play this goddamn Jewish techno that Grunt OC thinks is the inner circle theme song.
Hold on, is this gonna break down into the ha ha la ha?
Bonaha ka!
Ola ha la ha ha!
La ha la la ha ha!
Lock him, lock him, lock him.
You're damn right.
Huh?
Lachaim!
Lachaim!
Welcome to all of you anti-Semites out there!
Ha ha!
La ka la kila kalachim!
La kai, la pa la hot kai!
Look at these people being anti-Semitic in the chat room today.
That is horrible.
That is horrible.
I mean, this is horrible.
All of you anti-Semitic bastards.
I mean, seriously, Israel is our greatest ally.
How long is this shit?
How long?
All right, it's almost over.
It's almost over.
Israel is our greatest ally.
Don't talk shit.
And the USS Liberty was just an accident, dude.
You guys are assholes.
All right.
I think that's it.
Yeah, thanks a lot there, Grunt OC.
Yeah, trying to throw the whole Jew thing at me for Christ's sake.
First of all, people are saying that they would unsub me if I was Jewish.
I mean, first and foremost, I'm not Jewish, okay?
Chad Poopter Griffin Money00:05:24
Let's just get that on the fucking record.
I am not Jewish, okay?
I use Yamakas for coffee filters, but if I was Jewish, so what?
Huh?
If I was Jewish, so the fuck what?
All right, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, let me get to Chad Poopter Griffin here because, you know, he got a couple of fucking donos to pay for his shit.
So let's go ahead and get to Chad Poopter Griffin's request.
All right, and then we'll move on.
Thanks a lot, Gruno.
C, what is this?
I see confirmed Mossad.
Oh, my God.
We're not a part of the Mossad, but I will admit this.
There are at least three to four members of the inner circle that are directly from Israel.
So, you know, you got to figure that shit out on your own.
Anyway, Chad Poopter Griffin.
Chad Poopter Griffin requested this.
What the fuck is this?
Is this shitty rap?
Is this shitty rap, Chad Poopter Griffin?
I think it's.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
It's shitty rap.
Look at him.
Yeah, baby.
Here's the yay-yo.
Hit a yay-yo, baby.
Hit a little bit of the yay-yo.
The yay-yo.
The yay-yo.
She's like a stove.
My jerry's so cold.
She came with her nose.
Look up my clothes.
Who the fuck is this?
She got the white toes.
ASP and hold on, pause this.
Why is everybody calling themselves ASP or some bullshit like that for Christ's sake?
Why is everybody doing that?
Why is everybody calling them ASP and all that bullshit?
This is supposed to be like Shanghai, man.
Hold on, go back.
How much money was he holding?
How much money was he holding?
She got the white toes.
She wanted the Lilavis.
I took out the parents, but I can't do marriage.
Let's do this.
Hold on.
There's a 20 right here, and there's a couple of hundreds.
That also looks like a 20.
Get the fuck out of here, dude.
Get the fuck out of here.
Stop fronting, dude.
Look, that's one thing you rappers need to understand, okay?
All right, what you rappers need to understand is that before you actually fucking start flossing, before you start thinking that you're fucking throwing money, right?
Get the money, okay?
Get the fucking money.
And if you're going to show off your money, don't blow it, you dumb fucking idiot rapper pieces of shit.
Jesus Christ, man.
Get yourself a house or something, man.
Jesus, what?
Oh, my God.
Leave it to someone with the worst username in this community to like monkey music.
Oh, is somebody calling out Chad Poopter Griffin?
Is somebody calling out Chad Poopter Griffin?
I feel like I'm a burden.
Oh, Chad Poopter Griffin.
Looks like you're getting called out, baby.
Oh, man.
I did that crossover.
Then I left hand.
Dude, this is stupid.
Just a good bitch you're not getting the bad.
I get the sad.
I get the right.
Hey, look, he's still showing off the same money.
Put it back.
He's still showing off the same shitty money.
I get the sad.
Hey, put it up.
Put it up.
I get the right.
Pull up the paper.
He was pulling up the money earlier.
I got the rats.
Just a good bitch.
You're not getting the bath.
Hold on, pause this.
Can I get a general synopsis of who the fuck really likes this shit?
I mean, this is weak ass rap.
How many views has it had?
It's had 1.04 Million views since August 17th, 2018.
I mean, give me a fucking break.
Anybody really like this shit?
Does anybody?
Look, an aesthetic likes it, you know, because he sees a black man with money.
Anybody?
No, they don't.
Okay, thank you very much.
I mean, seriously, this is fucking whack, Chad Poopter Griffin.
The wrecks you're not getting at that.
This is fucking whack.
I get the sack.
I get the wrecks.
You're not getting the back.
I mean, show me the money.
Show me the money.
Hold on.
Pause this.
Now, look at this weak ass chain this brother has on.
All right.
This guy's talking about all this money.
He's got a weak ass chain that you can probably buy from some fucking foreigner, probably from the Middle East or India, for about maybe 500 bucks.
And this son of a bitch is like, balling.
Balling.
Look at the mark.
Oh, that's on my passport.
I've been around a car.
That's in my pocket.
My pockets are.
Balling.
All right, dude.
How long is this?
All right, we're almost done.
Hold on, pause it.
Pause.
What is it?
What?
Oh, my God.
Grunt OC.
Two things, Ghost.
You are not gone from the show during the Israel election.
Were you not gone from the show during the Israel election?
Also, can you turn this Oogabooga white women?
Dude, shut up, dude.
That's fucking racist.
Alone Smoco Rock Australia00:09:12
All right, we're finishing it on that note, okay?
We're finishing it on that note.
There it is.
Chad Poopter Griffin requested this son of a bitch.
All right.
All right.
Very, very, very, this was whack, dude.
Fucking Chad Poopter Griffin.
No wonder they're clowning you on text-to-speech, dude.
This shit sucked.
This shit sucked a cock with it, dude.
Jesus fucking Christ.
All right, let's move on here.
We've got Wubsy Rocks.
Wubsy Rocks requested this one here and said, Am I late for the video donos, man?
It's been a while.
Anyway, happy Australia Day to everybody.
Hey, happy Australia Day to all my folks out there in Australia.
We've got a lot of Australian fans out there, so cheers to you.
Put a snag on the Barbie for the Aborigines and the firefighters that are fighting the horrible bushfire season.
It's been a pretty bad one.
We've had three United States firefighters die in that particular situation helping the Australians.
So I hope everything goes good for you guys down there.
No bullshit.
I hope you guys are doing well.
And I hope it continues to rain.
Straya.
Happy Straya Day, baby.
All right.
Wubsy Rubsy Rocks requested this one for a $20 bill here.
And let me go ahead and wait because we have to wait for five seconds because of YouTube, YouTube.
Everybody's doing the YouTube.
All right.
Let's see what we got here.
Put the PC shot on.
Wubsy Rocks requested this one.
What the hell is this?
The chats.
The fucking chats?
What the fuck is this?
Hey, timeout.
Is this Australian rock?
Is that what this is?
Is that what this is?
Is this Australian rock?
Oh, my God.
Hold on, wait a minute.
Pause this.
It is fucking rock from Australia.
It is rock from Australia, dude.
Called the chats.
Dude, the last thing that came out of Australia that I liked was probably Silver Chair.
All right.
And NXS.
NXS in Silver Chair.
And yeah, let's not forget ACDC.
But ACDC isn't originally from Australia.
They're Scottish that happened to move to Australia.
But I would have to say, dude, you know, Silver Chair and NXS.
All right.
Just saying.
And this sounds like surfer music on top of that.
Surfer with punk.
He eyed me off as I approached.
And then he said, I'm on Smoke.
So leave me alone.
I'm on Smoke.
So leave me alone.
I'm on Smoke.
So leave me alone.
What the fuck?
Are you fucking joking me?
I'M ON SMOKO! I'M ON SMOKO! I'M ON SMOKO!
Leave me alone!
I'm on Smoco.
Leave me alone.
I'm on Smoco.
Leave me alone.
I'm on Smoco.
Are you fucking joking me, dude?
That's Tuesday morning.
And my Senelink hasn't come through.
God, dude, hold on.
Hold on, pause this shit.
Pause this.
Hold on, pause this.
Look, I know I've got some folks in here from Australia.
Do you guys actually like this shit?
Is this like cool shit in Australia?
I mean, seriously, I know it's hard for you Australians to come up with something that is worldwide, but this is fucking horrible, dude.
I mean, there's 9 million people that have watched this, so you never know.
I'm on Smoco!
I'm on Smokehod!
So leave me alone!
I'm on Smokeheim!
So leave me alone!
I'm on Smoco!
LEAVE ME ALONE!
Jesus Christ...
I can't believe I'm watching this fucking shit, dude.
I can't believe I'm watching this fucking shit, man.
I'm on Smoco!
Leave me alone!
I'm on Smoco!
Leave me alone!
And shut up!
This isn't better than Pantera, you shithead.
Shut up!
So leave me alone!
I'm on Smokeho!
So leave me alone!
I'm on Smoco!
So leave me alone!
I'm on Smokehove!
So leave me alone!
I'm on Smoco!
I'm on Smoke High!
So leave me alone!
I'm on Smoke High!
Leave me alone!
All right, you know what?
After this, I need a beer, dude.
I'm sorry.
I can't take this anymore.
I'm sorry, folks.
I need a fucking beer.
All right, that's it.
All right, we get it.
Jesus fucking Christ.
I'm sorry, folks.
I mean, dude, listen, I've got to do more $20, $20 up in this son of a bitch.
All right, you motherfuckers keep.
And look, $2 granny lover.
Ghost's Granny's lips.
Jeez, shut up, dude.
All right, stop talking about my granny, you shithead.
Ghost's Granny's pussy lips is around Barack Obama's.
All right, get out of here.
All right, dude.
Look, I can't do it, dude.
I can't help it.
You know what time it is, folks, all right?
I know it's close to three in the morning, but good God, I need more beer.
That's what the fuck I need for Christ's sake.
I need more fucking beer.
I'm sorry.
I tried my damnedest.
You all heard me.
You all heard me try my goddamn damnedest to stop drinking, but I can't fucking do it, dude.
I can't.
I'm sorry, man.
You people have making me insane.
I mean, I can't fucking take this show for Christ's sake.
You make me hate my own show.
You fucking troll terrorists and cyber vermin make me hate my own fucking show.
So for fuck's sakes, I'm sorry that I've got to do some boozing just so I can fucking pallet this shit.
And look at all these idiots in the chat room.
Look at them.
Look at it.
Yeah, don't worry about it, ghosts.
It's refreshing.
It's good.
It's good for you.
Here it is.
All right, here it fucking is.
I hope y'all are happy.
Fucking drinking on a Sunday morning at 3 o'clock at a.m.
I can't believe it.
In a field of local.
Oh, dude, no more, please.
Oh, my God.
No more.
But there ain't no party like a Joseph 8276 party.
Oh, my God, dude.
I mean, can y'all just leave me alone?
I'm on Smoco.
Leave me alone.
I'm on Smoco.
So leave me alone.
Jesus Christ.
So there's a lot of head on this beer.
So anyway, I want to say cheers to all my true fans that are out there.
I'm sorry, dude.
I'm sorry we're mixed up in all this goddamn fucking funny business malarkey.
But I'm drinking beer, dude.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I know I'm disappointing people in the chat room.
My apologies.
And by the way, I'm drinking Stella Artos.
I'm drinking Stella Artos.
So GX in the chat, man.
Cheers to you guys.
Once it hits your fucking lips, it's so good, dude.
No, no!
No more!
Oh my God!
I found someone that shares my emotions.
Oh my God, God.
Can y'all just leave me alone already, you fox?
You fox, man.
You see, this is why I needed to drink, dude, because these fucking idiots are not going to stop.
They're literally not going to stop, dude.
Jesus Christ.
Leave me alone.
I'm on Smoco.
That's what I feel like right now, for fuck's sake.
All right, who else do we have here?
I'm sorry.
Give me another drink.
All right, here we go.
Cloud Zach again.
CloudZach again requested this shit here.
Okay.
And CloudZach said, Kung Furry.
Dude, you're a furry, dude.
I should have known better.
King Fury Tough Guy Movie00:03:36
I should have known you were a fucking stupid, filthy ass furry, for Christ's sake.
And I hate furries.
Oh, excuse me, King Fury.
My bad.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, dude.
I'm sorry.
I didn't realize that it.
I thought it said King Furry.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to group you in, Cloud Zach 1090, into furries.
My apologies, dude.
I'm in the middle of a fucked up night, dude.
It's a fucked up night.
And by the way, this is King Fury the movie?
It's on fucking...
Are you shitting me?
This is King Furry the movie?
King Fury that way.
Oh, look, Miami, 1985.
Hey, you got a permit for those guns?
I've got the permit right here.
So this is the real movie here.
Take away this King Fury.
Are you fucking joking, dude?
Oh my god.
Fuck this game.
Now fuck you.
Oh, the old arcades, baby.
What the fuck?
Oh my god, what the fuck kind of movie is this?
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF MOVIE IS THIS SHIT?!
This fuckin' shi- OH MY GOD!
What the fuck kind of movie is this?
What the fuck did y'all request?
What is this cloud Zach?
Look at this guy.
This guy's trying to have a fucking night with his girl.
Yeah, that's my bicep.
One second, babe.
Oh, I guess this is the tough guy, huh?
Tough guy to save the day.
I mean, this is a very realistic movie.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
This is like James Cameron type of effects out here.
Get the fuck out of here.
Are you shitting me?
Get the fuck out of here, get the fuck out of here with this shit.
He got pushed into the satellite.
They're fucking...
Oh, dude, are you fucking...
Oh my god.
Chosen One Kung Fu Master00:02:22
Game over.
Yeah, I like his little low tone, like, trying to sound like Batman.
Game over.
I'm a cop.
I'm a damn good at my job.
It all began years ago.
In the line of duty, me and my partner were chasing down a mysterious Kung Fu Master.
You're under arrest, punk.
Show us your hand.
Good work, Dragon.
You could have killed both of us with that crazy stuff.
I learned from the best.
That like off-key type of...
You're like a father to me.
Foley and voiceover work.
He hit my partner.
Oh, my God.
You could tell it was dead straight off, was hit by lightning and bitten by a cobra.
I blacked out.
I blacked out and saw images of ancient Shaolin temples and monks mastering the art of kung fu.
There was an ancient prophecy about a new form of kung fu so powerful, only one man could master it.
The chosen one.
When I woke up, I saw the kung fu master running towards me.
I could feel my body mutate into some sort of kung fu freak of nature.
You are the chosen one!
Yes, I am the chosen one.
Who's there?
They call me... Knock... Ghost.
Now I kick your ass with the Kung Fu Master.
As a memento, I put on a strip of cloth from the dead Kung Fu Master.
I decided I would use my new super kung fu powers to fight crime.
So I became the best cop in the world and became Kung Fury.
Oh my god, dude.
Rise Above Blackworm Rigamaroo00:07:34
Are you shitting me?
Did y'all donate this because of fucking Don Johnson and you know Miami Vice and all that shit?
I fucking wait where did the Nazis come from?
Triceratops.
Oh my god.
Hey wait, hold on.
Did I get turned off?
Wait a minute.
I didn't get turned off.
I'm still here.
What the fuck are y'all talking about, you son of a bitch?
Am I still on here or what?
Am I still on a testes?
Testies one, two.
All right.
Anyway, let's move on.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Am I good here or what?
Jesus fucking Christ.
Anyway, that was Cloud Zach.
Am I on here?
Am I on here?
Testies, Testes, one, two.
Am I on?
What the fuck's happening here?
What the fuck is happening?
Hold on.
What the hell happened?
Let me see something here, folks.
All right.
Jesus fucking.
Oh, yeah, I got my shit.
All right.
Here we go.
Jesus Christ.
Everybody's copyrighting everything, dude.
I mean, Jesus fucking Christ.
I mean, for fuck's sake.
For fuck's sake.
I mean, what if I wanted to have a movie night tonight?
I mean, what if I wanted to have a decent fucking movie night tonight, for Christ's sake, man?
Why, YouTube?
YouTube, why are you harshing my mellow for fuck's sake?
Oh, God.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I mean, what the fuck?
What, you know?
What the fuck am I doing?
What the fuck's going on here, huh?
What the fuck am I doing here for fuck's sake?
I mean, you know what I mean?
Well, what should I do?
Should I just fucking start singing?
Huh?
Should I just start singing like last Christmas or something?
Is that what I should?
Is that what I should do?
Should I just be like singing along?
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, you gave it away.
Hey, this year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to some.
Oh, we're back.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, that dumb shit is actually fucking copyrighted.
Kung Fury.
It is a stupid fucking show.
And that shit got copyrighted.
I mean, for fuck's sake, dude.
All right.
Cloud Zach, we did about five minutes before that shit got taken down for Christ's sake.
All right.
The beast requested this one over here, the beast.
And I think you, I know who you're talking about.
You're talking about that stupid fat retard that got busted for having child pornography, but got off in Canadia because I'm retarded.
I got Asperger.
I'm retarded.
So let's go ahead.
The Beast requested one here.
And before I look at another Beast one, let me just calm down here.
I mean, look, YouTube, please just fucking.
We're just having fun here, man.
I mean, you mean to tell me that I can't.
And the thing I'm doing, I'm not even.
Look, look, put the PC shot on.
I'm giving you the whole like rigamaroo that I'm getting this from YouTube, all right?
And what is it, Black Worm?
Oh, my God!
Since nobody wants to fund my video dono, here are five more buckers.
I'm sorry, you let the beer get the best of you again.
Oh, well, we all knew it did happen.
What are you talking about, bro?
What are you talking about, you dumb shit?
What are you talking about?
You didn't.
Oh, yeah, Blackworm 520.
All right, he needs another 10 bucks if you want me to fucking play Blackworm shit.
All right.
Anyway, let me take a drink so we can get to The Beasts.
The Beast's request.
All right, let's watch The Beast here, okay?
This fucking.
I'm retarded.
I'm retarded.
I got Asperger's and I'm retarded.
Oh, don't tell me this fat fuck is going to sing.
Don't tell me this fat fuck is not good.
Don't sing.
Don't sing, Seether, dude.
He's going to sing.
Take the light and darken everything around me.
Call the clouds and listen closely.
I'm retarded.
I got Asperger.
I'm retarded.
Every day when I feel so helpless, I'm falling down.
I'm going to rise above this.
Rise above this.
And all of you idiots saying this fat fuck is my son.
Fuck you! Jesus Christ with this fuckin' sick maniac!
Feel so right.
Dude, seriously, in the chat room, shut the fuck up.
This is not my son.
This is some fucking Asperger's idiot out of Canadian that got fucking child porn on his computer dropped because I'm retarded.
Rise above this.
Rise above this.
Call your name every day.
Oh my god, this is so cringe.
I feel so hell.
This is such cringe.
Shut up, all of you people.
This is not my fucking son.
My son is not a fat fucking autist, all right?
I'll end myself before it gets me.
I'll end myself before it gets me.
I'll end myself before.
Can't believe somebody requested this to be played.
She gets me.
Call your name every day.
When I feel so helpless, falling down.
I'm gonna rise above this, rise above this.
Call me.
Shut up, man.
Who's killing the cat for fuck's sake, dude?
Shut this fat fuck up.
I'm gonna rise above this.
Rise above this.
Down.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Alright, I think that should be enough, right?
Squirt Run Away Dollar Tip00:07:00
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
And the what the fuck?
Dude, stop donating the dude.
I'm gonna end the show, dude.
I'm not even joking.
Once I'm done with $20, $20, I'm ending the fucking show.
You people ruined the show for yourselves, dude.
I'm not even joking around.
I wanted to do stream raids, you know, and all that shit, but you all fucked it up.
You all fucked it all the fuck up, man.
You fucked up fucking shit bird.
Fucking internet people.
Is this it?
Is this it for this fat lard ass?
I think I really, literally did pretty good on the vocals.
So tell me what you think and you suck, is what I think.
Comment back.
You fucking suck.
You think my vocals are terrible?
Go fuck off.
Oh.
I'm trying to practice.
It's only practice, isn't it?
I'm retarded.
I'm trying to practice.
I'm retarded.
You know, I wanted to do stream raids over here.
Let's see what Only Use Me Blade is doing.
What is Only Use Me Blade doing?
What?
Do you squirt a little bit?
I'm just asking, man.
Is it over?
I'm sorry.
I'm just trying to think when you remark to respond to that, but no, we don't want to.
I mean, what is this?
Is this a whore?
Who is this broad?
What do you mean?
Why are you here?
Why not hear him?
I'm tired commenting.
Come on.
You can watch the video.
I didn't watch the video.
I was too busy for what I'm talking about.
Who is this filthy whore?
Do you squirt?
Come on.
Sorry, like.
I can't think of, like, a witty comment or shit age.
I'm going to ask for a wheat.
Who is this bitch?
Do you squirt?
I'm not going to answer that, okay?
I'm not answering if I squirt.
I'm not answering that.
Tweaker Indy.
Tweaker India.
I'm asking.
Is that like out of eye?
I'll be a high as fuck.
I give a clean rig to a who is this dirty bitch?
Sorry, I'm upstairs.
Oh, wait a minute.
Is that.
What is Captain Content doing there?
I'm just taking Uber there.
Why, dude?
Because you rather.
She didn't squirt right.
She didn't squirrel.
Watching me.
What is Captain Content doing there?
Yeah, I just.
Yeah, I must have got it wrong.
What?
The age is really showing on you today, Captain Confederate.
Formulate the calculations.
Oh, don't drop the sig on your calculations.
You better do it right if you want to be part of the right.
Dude, who are all these?
Okay, you got Captain Content.
See Demon Andy back there.
I'm at your house in Vegas and you and you're in here.
I mean, we're not gonna do roommates now, Blade.
Hold on, hold on, pause this shit.
What is it?
Clean your stuff.
Oh, for Christ's sake.
Just like Ghost, these guys hate em.
Oh, for Christ's sake.
Just shut up.
This is the strangest people we really ever met.
Holy shit, that's Mrs. Ghost.
Who the fuck did that shit?
You don't do anything.
Who the fuck did that?
Fuck you, whoever did that shit.
Fuck you, man.
Fucking piece of shit.
Yeah, Blade.
Holy shit, it's Mrs. Ghost.
Fuck you.
What I owe my life to, Blade.
Fucking dead.
Only lose me, legs.
Molden on my scalp.
Figure it out.
Yeah, I'll grope your wide, then I'll toss your dog.
Figure it out, little bruises.
That song's about Blade, by the way.
Figure it out, little bruises.
Hey, sing it with me, alright?
I was just walking by her.
That girl is a liar.
I wouldn't mind being a streamer.
It's kind of bad.
I'm trying to assess the scene here on blade stream, and I just can't seem to assess it Who is this dirty bitch and And who is this guy?
Who is this black guy?
Where did the black man come from?
Can somebody answer me these questions?
These are serious questions.
Where did Fat Albert come from?
I mean, seriously, man, what the fuck?
Where did all these people come from?
You're talking to a literal rapist right now.
Run away, run away, run away.
You are in danger.
Run away, run away, run away, run away.
You are in danger.
Run away, run away.
Run away, run away.
Oh, and what the hell's happening?
What the hell?
Stop effing for.
What is this?
What is wait a minute?
What the fuck?
Y'all are talking shit, dude.
You're talking shit.
You're trying to start shit between me and Blade.
I was going to bring you here to take her to your room and fuck the shit out of her stick or toe in her donkey box.
Oh, my God.
She says, no, do it anyway, rape this shit now while you can still get hard.
All right, dude.
I don't know what the hell.
Wait a minute.
That guy, that black guy's name is N-word.
She said the magic words, Blade.
Give me money.
Wait a minute.
Are you kidding me?
That black guy's name is N-word?
Oh, wait a minute.
Is this a hooker?
That's a dollar.
That's a fucking dollar.
He's trying to pay her a dollar for sexual favors.
$2.
At least gotta give 30, Blade.
Don't listen to shit.
You are beautiful, and you are a magical princess of nanobuts.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Get off of this horse fucking twat, Blade.
Come on.
And by the way, somebody donated $2.
Fucked up Fred Durst.
Blade looks like a homeless Fred Durst with diabetes cheese foot.
I'm not gonna catch no.
World Fair Ghost Dick Head00:05:28
Alright, we're gonna leave here.
Okay, we're gonna leave here.
But we tried.
We tried to fucking raid Blade's shit.
Have no idea what the scene is going on out here.
And by the way, the compound no longer has Wi-Fi.
So if you're wondering why you're seeing such low quality and it's effing so much, that's why the compound has lost.
Hey, Blade, the roofies should be keeping him right about now.
Just keep him here for now, hey.
Come on.
Blade, the roofies should be keeping him right about now.
All right.
Who are all these fuckers?
Who are all these fuckers, dude?
Oh, my God.
Look at the shape of Attila's head.
Look at the throwback and evolution in that head.
Look at Attila's fucking head for Christ's sake.
All right, get me out of here.
Get me out of here for Christ's sake.
Is that Ghost Paul?
That's not me.
No one's fucking kidding that.
I'm going to get off here before you people get me into trouble, dude.
Seriously, get me out of here.
Get me the fuck out of here for Christ's sake.
Get me out of here.
All right.
Thank you very much for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, you know, whatever.
All right.
Whatever, you fucking assholes.
All right.
Anyway, I got to continue on with these $20, $20, dude.
Believe it or not, you motherfuckers keep donating them, even though I'm telling you not to.
Even though I'm sitting here telling you not to donate, you motherfuckers don't give a shit.
You people are assholes.
All right.
Aesthetic requested this one here and said, I found someone that shares my affliction.
The hell are you talking about?
Wait a minute.
What the fuck are you talking about, aesthetic?
You found someone that shares your affliction.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Put the PC shot on.
What are you saying, aesthetic?
This is where a lot of my ghost dick sucking goes down.
My name is Yanni.
I'm 22.
And I'm addicted to the sucking ghost dick.
I do it in the kitchen.
what the fuck what the fuck Seasoning chicken.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Is right.
What is this?
My strange addiction eating.
All right.
All right.
Dude, let me tell you something.
All right.
Fucking aesthetic.
What the fuck do you mean that I found someone that shares my same affliction?
Why don't you take about 10 steps away from my fucking butt crack with that fucking talk, dude?
Seriously.
Are you shitting me?
Good God, man.
All right.
Who else do we have here?
The beast again, dude.
Another beast.
Oh, God, man.
Why don't you all just fucking leave me alone, dude?
Seriously.
Why don't you all just leave me the fuck alone already?
I'm tired.
I'm tired.
It's almost 3:30 in the fucking morning.
All right.
I've been on for over six fucking hours for Christ's sake.
Fuck!
All right, the beast again requested this one and said, Your dating advice isn't working out for your son, ghost.
Sorry to be the one to tell you, yeah, yeah, real funny dickhead.
Real fucking funny dickhead.
And here's this fat fuck again, the beast over here, who I've read got busted for pornographic, excuse me, child pornographic material on his computer, but got off because I'm retarded.
I'm autistic.
I'm retarded.
So let's hear this beast idiot.
Hello.
Joe here with another video.
And I just want to say, Dad.
What a fat piece of shit.
For today's topic gotta drink the mountain dew, whatever the fuck that is, right?
There's fucking some sugar water for this fat bastard.
I think of the fact that I like attractive girls.
I'm not ashamed.
I like attractive girls.
But you're never gonna get one cuz you're a fat fuck Of Of course not.
You need a bang of fatty just like you, fucking triple chin.
This world's not fair.
The world's not fair.
Dude, what are you talking about?
The world's not fair.
Why don't you put the fucking fork down and do some calisthenics so you can lose the double chin?
All right.
I've always said this.
I always say this.
Listen to me.
And this is great advice.
If you look down and can't see your penis, you've got diabetes.
All right.
Like me.
I always wanted an attractive girlfriend all my life.
You see, this is why nobody's getting laid.
This is why you end cell, neckbeard, forever alone assholes are never getting laid.
You people look as slovenly and probably smell as disgusting as this fat piece of shit.
Decked Age Bitch Roasting00:02:09
And you all think that you just deserve.
What?
Attila just got decked?
No fucking way he got decked.
Get the fuck out of here right now, you fucking shit.
You're gonna pay for my window?
I came from your phone!
He just got decked.
I bought him a new fucking phone because I broke it, right?
He breaks my window.
He doesn't want to pay for it.
It's OG geezer.
It's OG geezer.
He's getting upset.
I broke his phone.
I paid for it.
He broke my window.
He doesn't want to pay for it.
Fuck you, fucking beef.
Oh, yeah.
Come on!
Fight!
Fight his ass, geezer!
Fucking rearrange his throwback and evolution head!
Kick his ass!
Kick his ass!
Kick his fucking ass!
We're gonna make him count!
Make him account, everyone!
I took responsibility!
Kick his ass!
Kick it up!
Hit him!
Hit him, geezer!
Hit his ass!
Punch him in the fucking face!
Punch him right in his fucking Canadian face!
Punch him out!
Punch him out!
I'll take responsibility.
Here you go.
So you'll have with chicken and the broke killing.
No, you broke the window because you attacked him.
He was a guest.
I told you to be polite to him because he was a guest.
Why'd you attack him?
You instigated the fire.
Fucking hit him, geezer.
Hit this Canadian fuck.
Sexually assaulted chicken.
Fucking assault him.
He's not gay.
Man, get out of the way, you big fuck.
He is not gay.
Oh, my God.
Who is this old hang?
Oh, my God.
What a disgusting, despicable old bitch.
Toodle.
Do people actually like this?
We got lots of viewers.
No, I like the bad.
Thousands of viewers.
Nobody Helping Fire Fat Ass00:03:49
Thousands.
Which one's more of a drag?
Let's see who's up.
Let's see who's going to be.
Man, you can see the age on this bitch's face.
What?
Look at the age on that bitch's face.
She's roasting us right now.
Which one of us is more?
Yeah, which one of us is more of a drag?
You're right.
Who's the drag?
Come on, geezer.
Kick his fucking ass, geezer.
Kick his fucking ass.
Take the fucking fucking fat Albert looking motherfucker.
Hey, fuck you, whoever the fuck donated that shit.
Fuck you, whoever the fuck donated that shit.
Everybody is.
I'm not.
Fuck you, whoever the fuck donated that shit.
Put him in the fucking shit.
Ah, dude, this is fake.
This is fucking fake.
This is fucking fake.
I hope you're out of here.
Get it out of here and fuck you for donating that shit.
Play the rest of the beast.
And who the hell requested the beast?
Fucking the beast requested this shit.
I've been outside.
Jesus Christ.
Fucking cock teasing us with some fucking bullshit drama.
Like, yes, that's where I live.
Hurry up and spit it out, fat fuck.
But no.
But no really good girls are around here.
No, really good girls.
Hey.
Hey, why don't you bang a obese fatty that's over 300 because that's all your fat ass is going to get.
But you know what?
These incel forever alone neckbeards that look like this think they deserve Kate Upton when she was 19 years old.
You know the guy that's banging Kate Upton isn't even banging that Kate Upton, you fucking fat fucking losers.
Fucking Christ.
I give up on finding a relationship.
Nobody's helping me find a relationship.
Oh, oh, you see, look, here it is.
The autism comes out.
Nobody's helping me.
Nobody's helping me find a relationship because I'm autistic.
I'm Asperger's.
I'm retarded.
Nobody's helping me.
Nobody's helping.
That's all these fucking autists and these Asperger's are all.
That's their fucking biggest stupid fucking excuse.
Nobody's helping me.
Nobody's helping me.
I'm a fat fucking autist Asperger's.
Nobody's helping me.
Fuck off.
So if any of you girls around the pier or Sydney, Nova Scotia, at least that are attractive.
This fat fuck is losing teeth and he's got triple chins and talking about attractive.
If this don't message me, tell me that you want to go out with me.
No fakes, please.
No fakes.
Just real girls.
You fucking idiot.
How many?
How much longer is this?
Jesus fuck.
Message me, Joseph Strickland, on Facebook.
And if I don't get an attractive girlfriend like you, then I give up.
Well, then give up.
Give up and die in a fire, you fat fuck.
Alright?
Give up and die in a fire, you fat fucking shithead, alright?
Tijuana genius.
Women are the absolute best.
They are the most appreciative of your company and have the big ass entitty.
Racist Bastards Punk Request00:04:12
What is his problem?
I don't know what his problem is, Tijuana Genius.
And matter of fact, dude, no, man.
Stop fucking donating 20 buckers, you fucking shitheads.
Stop fucking donating the shit.
Stop fucking donating.
For fuck's sake, man.
Oh, my God, dude.
All right, let's get back to the $20, $20 buckers, dude.
It's never going to end, dude.
Anyway, Tijuana genius, I agree with you, dude.
These fucking fat neckbeards, these forever alones, these assholes, they need to bang a few fatties before they start asking like they want to bang 19-year-old Kate Uptons and shit like that.
All right, let's move on here.
It says 80s tryhard punk, just like ghosts, these guys hate them.
What the fuck are you talking about, dude?
What are you talking about there, 80s try-hard punk?
That's who requested this.
80s tryhard punk requested this, son of a bitch.
All right, and what is this?
Hold on, hold on, put the PC shot on.
What the fuck is this shit?
Christian death, Christian death, Romeo's distress.
What a fruity name for a fucking song.
I mean, what is this supposed to be?
80s tryhard punk.
Oh, hold on, hold on.
You know what?
Pause this shit.
People are saying this is a snake or some shit.
Hold on, let me make sure it isn't, dude.
Because you fucking people are sick fucks.
All right, play it.
Play the rest of it.
Is it a snake?
Because I'm a fucking autistic, retarded, stupid waste of human flesh and a steaming pile of human protoplasm, and that gets me off.
Whoa!
What the hell did they just say?
What the fuck?
What kind of racist shit is this?
What kind of racist shit is this, man?
You fucking racist shitheads.
I mean, give me a break.
Notice this only has 755 views, huh?
This is TryHardPunk is right, dance in your white sheet glory.
Are you shitting me?
What a fucking bunch of racist bastards these guys are.
What a bunch of racist bastards.
I don't condone this, okay?
I'm a melting pot of friendship, and everybody on the internet knows it, dude.
Jesus Christ, dude, this sounds like punk mixed with the pure mixed with, like, industrial shit.
How long is this shit?
All right, it's almost done.
Stuff Cure Skip Four Minutes00:02:31
Thank God.
80s tryhard punk requested this, by the way.
80s tryhard punk requested this.
Like people in the chat room are saying stuff cure.
No shit.
No shit, stuff cure, Tijuana genius.
scuff cure is right all right dude that was fucking what the fuck was that what the fuck was that What the actual fuck, alright?
Alright, look, dude, I mean, you all have got me up late here.
I've been doing nothing but videos for Christ's sake.
Alright, so I've already had one beer, so you know what time it is, right?
It's time for more beer!
Fuck yeah, you're damn right, baby.
More fucking beer.
That's the only way I could pallet doing this fucking show for this fucking long, for Christ's sake, man.
With 100% energy.
Get the fuck out of here.
All right, let's go ahead and pour some more beer.
And once again, you want to make sure your beer has head.
Give your beer a little head so that all that carbonation isn't in your gut and you start getting a little bloated because you either eat something or you move around a little too fast, etc.
All right, so make sure that your beer has head.
Give your beer a little head up in this son of a bitch, all right?
And I know there's people out there saying, Ghost, you shouldn't be drinking, but I can't help it, dude.
I can't fucking help it for Christ's sake, man.
You're listening to the kind of show that I've got to put up with on a consistent basis, for Christ's sake.
I mean, did y'all listen to Tuesday and Thursday show?
Have y'all listened to this show for fuck's sake?
Oh my god.
Who else is next for Christ's sake?
All right, the beast again.
God damn it with this beast asshole.
Can you fuck off with the beast bullshit?
Nobody gives a shit, all right?
Nobody gives a shit.
For fuck's sake.
All right, let's go ahead.
Let me drink some beer before we get to the next one here.
All right, here it is.
One more beer.
And one more from the beast.
He says to skip to four minutes.
So let's see what the hell he's got here.
All right, here it is.
Skip to four minutes.
This fat fucking piece of fucking garbage.
Extra Size Matter Dating Tips00:07:02
Are you serious?
Are you an admirer of this fat fuck?
Whoever the hell the beast is that keeps requesting this shit?
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
The beast requesting another one.
Some dirty fucking stupid shit.
Okay?
But it's coming to 2014.
And I'm getting too old for this crap.
Alright?
I'm getting too old for this.
Well, not for YouTube or video games or music or anything.
Jesus Christ with this fatty.
But I'm getting too old.
I'm retarded.
I'm autistic.
I'm asparagus.
I'm retarded.
Okay?
Now, I want to give some actual dating tips out to you guys and you girls.
This guy's giving dating tips.
Take notes.
Or as I would put it, you ladies.
Okay?
Yes, I have a ball and hat on and I got this on the 27th, like I said.
Along with four other hats and one on Christmas, which makes five.
Anyway, here we go.
Spin it out, fatty.
For you guys.
Dating tip number one.
Size does not matter.
Okay?
Now, I know I have older videos saying, oh, your size does matter, blah, blah, blah.
No, you know what?
I'm too old for that.
I am way too old for that, okay?
I'm 22 years old.
You're 20 fucking two, you fat, autistic Canadian bacon maple leaf up the ass having shit.
Are you kidding me?
Now, I'm not too sure if he's talking about his ding-a-ling size or his body size.
But when you're this fat, folks, your dick begins to shrink.
And if you get too fat, believe it or not, fat fucks, all right, when they're too fat, their dick actually starts going inward and it gets smaller and smaller.
I'm not joking.
When you're this fat, your dick shrinks, and you know, it starts to become an inny.
I'm not even joking.
So, you know, that's why this guy's probably worried about fucking about size.
I'm getting over that now.
Okay?
I'm getting over that.
I'm getting over my fucking older videos, and I don't care.
Because older videos don't mean shit.
Anyway, the thing is, guys, that girls have a tendency to either be skinny.
Like, you know, what I mean by skinny, attractive, whatever.
Yeah, you know.
Attractive, average, big.
Well, semi-big.
Get to the point, fat ass.
And then there's extra large.
If I could put it that way.
Get to the fucking point, Porky.
I'm not mean about it, because I'm not trying to be.
But no, wait.
Actually, in dating site terms, it would be a few extra pounds.
Technically, I have a few extra pounds.
A few?
Hold on, pause this shit.
A few?
A few extra pounds, you fat fuck.
Get the fuck out of here, you delusional, autistic ass burger shithead.
Jesus Christ.
Here's dating tip number one.
Once again, size doesn't matter.
Okay?
Yes, it does, fat ass.
When you go find a woman, and I know I want to, size doesn't really matter.
Okay?
It doesn't matter.
You said that 80 times already, you fat fuck.
Say it goes for you ladies.
Size does not matter.
It doesn't matter which guy you go out with.
Guys, yes, I said this for you, and I'm saying it for the ladies, too.
Wait a minute, hold on.
Are you serious?
Fucking demon Andy choked out Attila?
What happened?
What's going on?
Oh, wait, are you seeing a fuck Blade?
She's gonna fuck my ass!
I don't need to see that.
I don't need to see Blade get.
I don't need to see that, dude.
I don't even want to know that's happening, for Christ's sake.
Just imagine all the piss and the smell.
I have not seen only Use Me Blade take a shower throughout his whole living experience at the compound.
So, good God.
It doesn't matter if you're attractive.
It doesn't matter if you're average.
Doesn't matter if you're semi-big or you're big in general or you have a few extra pounds.
I have a few extra pounds.
You're a fat fuck!
Fatty!
Maybe I'm semi-big or maybe big in general.
I don't know which one.
But really, to be honest.
Jesus Christ, this guy's cringe and drinking.
It doesn't matter what size.
Hurry up and spit it out.
Hurry up and spit it out!
It's the same with you and guys.
Size doesn't matter at all.
Okay?
So it doesn't.
So for both sides of the coin, it doesn't matter who you go out with.
It doesn't matter the size.
I'm going to let this go to about almost nine minutes, and I'm closing this out.
This fucking idiot kid.
Which leads me to my second dating tip.
Always look for personality.
Oh, personality.
Someone personality.
Even though I'm a fat person.
I've got personality.
So what if I wear snapback hats and different clothes that insane people think I'm a fucking hype beast?
Fuck you.
Shut up, chat room.
This is not my fucked up fucking son, dude.
That personality is the thing that matters most in a relationship.
If you really think that size and the appearance really does matter, then you're mistaken.
Because really, to be honest, it doesn't matter.
Shut this fat fuck up already.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter what you're saying.
Paying Window Cider Chug Watch00:06:14
He has said the same shit over and over and over again.
You fucking Canadian bacon pieces.
Doesn't really act emo.
Yeah, that's it.
Take this fucking guy out of here.
Take this fucking guy out of here.
Alright, let's go take a look at what's going on.
Oh, look, look, we don't have too many streams over there going on.
What is Chicken Andy?
What is he doing?
Where'd you catch it?
Go back with Canada.
You're not welcome here.
He's on my phone.
Uh-oh.
You broke the window.
You don't want to go back to that.
I paid you, Rand, the fucking fucking.
I'll give you my piece.
I'm in here, Keith right now, dude.
You're out of here.
You didn't see it, dude.
But I was describing Demon Andy's hair for streaming.
They're my guests.
Chicken Andy.
They're my guests.
No.
And he attacked Fugu.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Come on.
Fuck him up, Geezer.
FUCK THEM UP! FUCK THEM UP! FUCK THEM UP!
Man, get out of the way, big black man!
Chicken Andy.
Fucking pussy.
Get the fuck out of here.
Good and hammer.
I'm beat tomorrow, dude.
And Blade's not going to take care of you.
And Blue's not going to take care of you after tonight, bitch.
I told you to sneak it off fucking two hours ago.
You fucking run.
Oh, he just fucking hit the black guy.
He's trying to start fights with everybody.
How do you feel?
You just got.
He just threw a headache.
I swear to God.
Dude, that motherfucker will be dead right now.
The murder was illegal.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Oh, look at geezers talking mad shit, baby.
Go up there and fuck him up, dude.
Seriously, fuck him up.
Fuck him the fuck up.
You see Mexican Mary, I'm dropping it out there.
Mexican Andy.
Oh, shit!
Fucking Chicken Andy's getting dropped!
Chicken Andy's getting dropped!
Oh shit!
Holy shit!
There's nobody showing the fuck!
How about Captain Content?
Oh my god!
I need him with a burning passion for the record.
The Beast is the ultimate education technique.
The beast, man.
There isn't a better self-defense.
I wasn't talking about Mexican.
Yeah, thank you very much, the Beast, for that.
I mean, good God, everybody's fighting everybody up in here.
I mean, Jesus Christ, there's one disgusting old haggard woman, and the only one trying to bang that old hag is fucking chiller on the side.
That was funny.
That was funny.
He's a vampire.
You don't get vampire's bodyguard.
They get fucking crazy.
Dude.
He's out for blood.
He's out for blood.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Till he wants blood.
He's low.
He lost energy.
He's lost three fights.
Come on, Geezer.
Go up there and whoop fucking Attila's ass.
He's paying for that window.
He's paying for that window.
Oh, shit.
They broke the fucking window.
Duct tape pipe.
Yo, duct tape pipe window?
What?
What's that week?
Which was all the gay shit.
Hey, dude, fucking Captain Content has said in his stream before that he's HIV positive.
Alright, Captain Content has said in his stream before that he is HIV positive.
He has said it.
Oh.
Now, whether he was kidding or not, I don't know, but I doubted from all the freak show promiscuous gay sex that it has.
Hope you're okay, man.
Yep.
I was scared for you a little bit.
Not that much.
Don't you know I'm talking about that?
I could not like tonight's change by this.
So come on, man.
Let's fucking handle it.
Let Geezer handle it.
Oh, my God.
Look at this ugly old hag.
Oh, my God.
Oh, God.
Come on, dude.
Come on, dude.
You can dance, dude.
You had the fucking skills.
You remember those, dude?
So, what is Blade going to do?
I mean, is he paid for this horror?
I mean, what's going on here?
Yeah, someone's.
He's done getting his ass kicked.
Yeah, he's done.
He's a vampire.
He was out for blood.
He didn't get any.
He was like, 0 for 3.
He has demons, like I said earlier.
I mean, like you see, like, do devils.
Like, he was like, he has demons.
Dude, God.
Dude, look at this crazy horse.
I'm still fucking driving your hair.
I swear.
I just wanted to fuck.
Oh, my God.
I just want to fucking lay it on him.
But.
Come on, Geezer.
Go fuck fucking Attila on.
I'll have to look it over and see what I did do.
Attila's not on.
Attila's not on.
No, dude, is that the same beer I saw you with?
Like an hour ago?
This is cider, but no, it's my second one.
Oh, that's apple cider.
Chug it.
Chug it.
Hey, watch your age, dude.
Watch your age, Captain.
One more sip.
One more sit.
Hey.
Hey.
Cleaned.
See what everyone else is doing.
Alright, looks like everybody's just kind of.
Looks like everybody's just kind of.
Want to smoke a cigarette, dude?
Alright, nobody.
There's no more fighting.
Although, look, they're shooting shots, baby.
As a matter of fact, I'm going to shoot a shot.
One pizza, guys.
One pizza.
Give me a fucking shot.
I need a fucking shot out here.
I'm looking at all these simps shooting shots.
I need a fucking shot.
How about a Glenn Levitt, aged 15 years, baby?
Oak barrels right here.
Oak cask.
All right, here.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Let's go ahead and do this.
We are pure.
We're pure in heart.
Bygones Rattilla Shame Already00:17:26
Now we can have a power.
Oh, yeah.
A little bit more.
A little bit more for that.
Fire saves, dude.
Figure it out, man.
Fire saves.
Come on, geezer.
Kick Atela's ass.
Go upstairs and kick his ass.
Come on, man.
For Christ's sake.
Here, I'm going to take a shot.
Cheers to everybody out there who's listening to the Saturday Night Pro show tonight.
I'm going to go ahead and drink this fucking shot.
And this shot right here is hoping that OG Geezer goes upstairs and whoops that Romanian, Hungarian, fucking Canadian bacon shitbag.
Whoop his ass.
Oh, there we go.
Whoop his ass.
Anyway, cheers to everybody out there.
Let me go ahead and take a swig.
Good shot.
Good shot, baby.
Good shot.
Yeah, sorry.
We're live right now.
Yeah, sorry about that.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
The cops were called.
We should have a password.
We should have a password if this place calls.
Yeah.
Like permission, you know?
We should go with my password.
Somebody called the cops.
And there's always going to be different cops on the.
They're not going to communicate.
Yeah, but they can't come over here unless they have the password.
Tell me.
They got to.
Dude, once the cops are called, they've got to show up to make sure that everything's alright.
And once you tell them everything's alright, they leave, just like that.
It's just a password though.
By the way, potato.
You know?
Potato.
Like, if that was the password.
Fuck, we can't use it.
Like, what's the password?
Oh, yeah.
Potato.
Alright, look.
There's the black guy.
Hey, why did they leave the black guy alone with the cops?
That's dangerous, dude.
Leaving the black guy alone with the cops, that's pretty fucking dangerous.
Dude, that was easy.
Dude, that was the fastest speedrun of police.
Yeah.
That was the world's fastest swatting right now.
Bro, when I said, when I said that.
Oh, go ahead.
No, they're just like, oh.
Alright, we're out of here.
Yeah, when I said there's a whole bunch of YouTubers watching.
Just checking Andy.
What's up?
Oh, shit, it's the cops.
Why the fuck am I going to?
I know, and then the black dude was left outside with him.
There could have been a very serious situation for N-word over here.
And I can't believe this guy's name is N-word.
Imagine you open the door to the bottom.
This black guy's fucking name they told me in the chat is N-word.
I can't believe that this black guy's name is N-word.
That's fuckin' stupid, dude.
This is your music video.
This mine?
Oh, oh, the black guy's name is Edward.
Not Edward, Edward.
Jesus Christ.
Come on, man!
And you notice Bjorn ain't in the midst of this because he's sleeping.
You know, he ain't drinking anymore after he threw up blood.
You know, but Jorn is up asleep somewhere.
We ain't a man in the midst of this shit.
All right, it looks like these guys are already finished their ruckus, for lack of a better term.
I have not fucked up.
I mean, I really want to see Attila get fucked up.
But you have like more of a body mask.
I really would like to see Attila get fucked up.
I'm not even kidding.
That's very plain.
Are you defense or offense?
No, I'm a fighter.
Oh, really?
And people in the chat room are right.
Worst party ever.
No shit, dude.
I mean, this whole compound has been very strange to me.
Because when I was a youngin', I was like these guys, hey.
Alright, we would make sure we cash on the demon.
We're friends.
Would make sure that we would invite chicks.
We would never have this many hard legs in one fucking room.
And if so, we'd be like, get on that phone, call some chicks over.
Okay, we're not going to be just a bunch of hard legs, all right, playing with our cocks, getting drunk with ourselves for Christ's sake.
And it's sad that none of these guys, with the exception of that disgusting, despicable AIDS whore that's there right now, there are no fucking women, dude.
No women.
I mean, that used to be the basis of us young men when we were younger, when I was younger, dude, a long, long time ago.
I mean, if we were all partying, we had alcohol, I mean, we would make sure to have chicks show up.
These are all hard legs with one disgusting old whore.
Persian God X, yeah, whoever did that, that's fucking good.
Fuck you.
Everyone's outside.
Fuck Greek God X, dude.
That dude's a piece of shit.
Fuck you.
Now everybody's outside.
Notice.
Look, there's the old whore right there.
And I don't know what her and Blade are doing.
I don't know what this is.
I don't know if they're trying to negotiate a price for the happy time.
I don't know what the hell's going on here.
I thought that Blade was going to hit that.
Obviously, that didn't happen.
Donations for the black guy?
I gave Felony Charles Charles $50 the last time I streamed.
Hey, look at this black guy, man.
Can somebody give some donation to the black guy, baby?
Come on, don't be begging, man.
Hampton Brandon listen.
I want to fight Hampton Brandon.
Is that us?
Yeah, get the fuck out of here.
I want to fight Hampton Brandon.
You're just a fat dude that just can literally, you're so fucking fat, black man.
You just got to roll yourself on somebody and they're injured.
All right?
All this guy's got to do is fall on somebody and then it's over.
By the way, 10 toes down, baby.
Now, where's Bjorn's 10-piece?
OG Keezer and Steve appreciation hype.
Chicken Andy appreciation hype.
10 pizzas.
What?
There's only one fucking left.
All right, folks.
I think this is it.
I mean, we almost saw a broad.
That is a good idea.
I mean, this is going to usually happen, folks, okay?
When you have this many cocks and they're this drunk, you're going to get violence.
Always remember that.
Okay?
When you ever have a, if you ever have a party, make sure there's an equal amount of broads to dudes.
Because if not, you're going to have this type of trouble regardless.
Okay?
I'm not even joking around.
You need to have the same amount of chicks that there are dicks at the party.
If not, you're going to see this type of simp, violent behavior.
What is those God's words?
Oh, no, no, that's not appropriate.
Thank you so much for being my back.
Content.
Content for five bucks.
Yeah, my bad.
And not only that, where the hell have you been, chicken, Andy?
You know, you went to the compound, you took your money, and you ran, and you never fucking streamed until today or yesterday.
Where the fuck happened to you there, you fucking stupid, damn, fucking pill-popping, fucked-up fucking shitbird loser.
I think the last time we streamed together, we gotta go back to that gay club.
Cannot find content in the car.
You give this three to the rainbows fire right now and he'll go.
Wait a minute.
Attila's outside with the cops?
Attila's outside with the cops.
Aw, man.
What a fucking Canadian bacon snitch.
Are you shitting me?
We may see somebody get arrested here if fucking Attila's out there with the cops.
I mean, what a fucking puss.
What a puss.
What?
I don't care about that.
That's it.
I mean, are you kidding me?
We've got Tillis out there with the fucking cops.
Your amendments.
And...
Maybe somebody will...
Please check on it, Leah Hess.
That's not okay.
Please check on Attila.
He's not okay.
Go check on Attila chicken.
Bygons be bygones.
Let bygones be bygones.
Fuck bygones, dude.
Fucking Attila needs to be dealt with.
Hey, Captain Content.
Hey.
Wait, wait, shut the foot up.
None of you have warrants, correct?
Alright, so you have a stream, so go talk to them.
They're going to take down your YouTube link and get your identification.
Other than that.
Oh, what a fucking snitch.
Attila snitched.
Attila fucking snitched.
You fucking rat.
You fucking filthy fucking rat.
Hey, guys, everybody's IDs.
Oh, boo, boo.
Bo, what a fucking snitch.
He pushed me in the window.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Dude, this is going to happen when you've got too many cocks.
You know what I mean?
When you got too many cocks at your party, dude.
Everybody's got in the house.
Get the ID?
Yes, everyone.
All right.
Yep, everybody.
Well, here we go.
Unfortunately, unfortunately, they have to do this because I've seen these cops before, okay?
These cops, or at least the fat cop, was there when Bjorn was throwing up blood.
The fat cop that's there, he was there when Bjorn was throwing up blood.
And, you know, it looks like there's a probable cause to go up in here and to check what's going on.
And now that Rattilla, now that Rattilla over here has ratted him out.
That's why everybody's got to produce a goddamn produce an ID.
And by the way, Chicken Andy is not 21.
Chicken Andy is not.
Is this 10 toes down?
Yeah.
Ten toes down, baby.
On the heat, wait, no one like.
One, two, one, looking for the suspect.
Only E, waiting doing like 1C12.
Looking for that suspect.
10 toes bad, baby.
Even though Brandon, Hampton Brandon's gay for pay now, from what I understand.
He's out there selling his ass.
And I'm him.
At least that's what I heard.
Man, Attila, you fucking snitch, dude.
Rattilla, you fucking snitch.
Fuck the police.
Come on, bro.
Fuck the police coming, bro.
Yeah Dude rat till adieu what a fucking bitch Why do they need to see our IDs?
What a fucking bitch.
I'm going to ask what the case is for.
No, dude, there's probable cause because...
All right, guys.
First Amendment audits.
No, there ain't no First Amendment audits, dude.
You're underage.
You're not even 21, chicken.
You're not even 21.
Believe it or not, if the cops find out that fucking chicken Andy is 20 years old, most of the adults in this fucking in this house are going to get arrested for contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
Oh, shit, dude.
Look at Rattilla.
What a fucking rat.
You should have whooped his ass, geezer.
You should have whooped his fucking ass.
This is one of them.
And then.
That's why.
What's up?
What's the problem with Kazoo?
Alright, I'll be cool.
Just don't like it, Till.
Um, sorry, guys.
But you can't hold it.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Well, that's all.
POG gets arrested.
LOL.
Just don't say the name out of letters.
That's fine.
Sorry about this, officer.
Fucking rat-tilla, dude.
Fucking How about a ham sandwich?
There you go.
Yo.
Sorry about that.
What was the call that you guys got?
What was the call that you guys got?
Yeah, somebody was throwing somebody else's head through the window.
Let's just decapitate him and throw him into the window.
This fat cop doesn't look very amused.
He's like, dude, I've been out here about three or four times already, you fucking idiots.
Oh, they muted the shit.
They're muting this shit here.
All this because of Rattilla, dude.
Can you believe that shit?
All this because of Rattilla.
I mean, what a fucking snitch.
You guys were calling me a snitch.
This is a fucking snitch.
Rattilla is a fucking snitch.
Let me see what happens to Rattilla once the cops go because at this point, you might as well whoop his ass.
At this point, you might as well kick Rattilla's ass.
Yeah, me, me, and another person over here.
We have guests over.
Chicken Andy is a guest of us.
But yeah, okay, besides David, besides Edward and Brian and the other friend in the tower, who else is in there?
Alright.
Sergeant here.
I gotta get my battery pack.
Is that a shame?
No, it's not a shame, dude.
I don't want to do that.
Okay.
So who else hasn't gotten to the back?
So everybody's gotta put their ID out.
Look at this.
Everybody's gotta get their ID.
Yeah, that's real.
I'm gonna grab my.
I will help.
Everyone knows Captain.
Everyone's Captain.
What's happened?
I mean, give me a break, dude.
All this because of Rattilla.
All of this because of Rattilla.
Okay, there's Demon Andy.
And it's gonna be very interesting because Captain Content is not from America.
This guy's from Spain, so I wonder if he's going to produce his fucking...
If he's going to produce his passport or some shit?
I'm just always curious.
Yeah, I got my ID right here, officers.
What should I do?
My turn?
I already did mine.
You already did yours.
I'll do mine.
Maybe a party.
Can I go back?
I wanna go back outside.
It's for all the content.
Yeah, here's shitty ass Rattilla coming down.
He hit me.
I want to press the charges, please.
I was saying we should have a password.
I know.
But the password doesn't matter.
That's like telling me that someone else wrote the thing.
So you gotta talk about it.
Uh-oh, Demon Andy trying to get frisky with the cops.
I got my wallet.
I already gave my passport.
Weren't you where my sergeant was explaining?
No, it's not.
So, remember the part where he said that the reason why we're taking it where we're taking is so that the next time somebody calls us again, you guys know who it already is.
So that we can look it up on the channel to make sure everybody's okay.
Somebody actually requested fuck the American police by Bjorn?
So everybody, so we're taking down everybody's names that's that's here because if we get another call just like this, because the original call, or the reason why we're here, is because somebody called in and said that somebody is putting somebody's head through the window.
And then so identifying all of this, you're going to tell you who said that.
Choked Dot Attila Eviction Hype00:15:26
So this one back who knows who's here.
And then if you guys have YouTube links, I'm going to take that down.
So to see if, you know, the next time, if we're going to have a call like this, we can check the YouTube links and they can note.
Oh my god, dude.
Are you shitting me?
Can I have my passport, please?
He's just trying to make sure who's here.
He basically has to take it out on the call.
Oh, they woke up Bjorn for this shit.
Oh, man.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, come on, you fucks.
They woke up Bjorn for this.
He's asking you just a general.
Even though Bjorn's a fucking backstabbing piece of socialist shit, but still.
He's identifying whoever everybody is here.
Every time we come in contact with somebody, we identify everybody that's part of the residence.
No, well, we have to identify everybody that was at this residence.
Yeah, because if it becomes a case, I was saying maybe if it becomes a case, these people become witnesses or they become personal.
You know, I'm going to go as far as getting a password.
You got everybody's identification, bro.
This is everyone.
Everyone's out here.
Everyone introduces me.
What's up, Georg?
I brought your insurance card.
I left it in my wallet on accident when I left last night.
All this because of Rattilla.
These cops were leaving.
Cops got you.
Until Rattilla went out there and helped me.
They're beating me up.
Help me.
They're beating me up, even though I'm a leech.
And they call me Rattilla.
They help me.
Help me.
Don't was just sleeping.
Age cough.
Sorry, Bjorn for waking you up.
Hi, Bjorn.
You guys have plans tomorrow?
Age cough.
We're evicted.
We're evicted as fuck.
Well, you do have plans tomorrow.
That's great, actually.
You guys don't have to come here.
Yeah, actually, they're supposed to be out by tomorrow.
Sorry?
Somebody that's throwing somebody's head through the window.
Dot dot.
Dot.
Window.
Did we just donate?
A dot.
Yeah.
A dot.
Oh.
There's something that keeps running all the Discord with this.
What the fuck, bro?
Come on.
Oh!
That's fucked up, dude.
Whoever the fuck donated that, that is fucked up.
That is fucked up.
And then my retired club decides to be damned if they're going to put your money in a domestic violence incident report.
It will sail up on your record for life.
No, is required.
Find blue stripes that don't like that.
Those are the only ones that will help you.
That was a real dono.
That was a real dono is right, dude.
Only use me, boy.
You got that one?
No, no, no, no.
And then Bjorn TV.
D-J-O-R-N, true.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm 2K viewers right now.
I'm not feeling knowledgeable.
They're just asking for the future.
Like, number two?
Number two.
What you mean?
Man, the real dono is absolutely right.
This is going to be on a domestic incident that's going to be on the right.
Everybody's going to be written down now.
It's not necessarily like prosecutive.
But, you know, someone wanted to really dig into what has happened to you as it relates to your correspondence with the police.
This is coming up.
Officers, thank you for your service.
Check the windows.
Someone's head to go through the window check windows officers.
I can't see.
Check windows in the house.
Let me not show those.
Also, someone is knocked out.
Dude, who's being a dick?
Who the fuck did that?
Somebody's knocked out.
What a fucking asshole.
You fucking trolls, dude.
I'm serious.
What a bunch of fucking shitheads.
There's somebody knocked out.
You fucking, what a bunch of assholes.
You know, I don't even like these guys anymore.
But that's shit.
That is shithead shit to do.
This happened in LA.
Then everyone from LA came here because it was a problem there.
It happens here.
So it's not so much.
It could literally be one person, you know, that could be doing this.
People out there getting killed, stop wasting cops time.
People out there getting killed.
Stop wasting cops.
This is what they're paid to do.
Are you kidding me?
These cops are loving wasting time.
I mean, cops are like any other bureaucrats.
They want to do the least amount of work for the most amount of pay.
I hate to say that.
That's why, whenever there's a fucking crime, hold on, turn this down.
Whenever there is a crime, haven't you noticed when people are on the floor bleeding, shot, dead, that the cops are just there standing around for about two hours?
I'm just saying.
The high fine aspect of you are saying, yeah, no shit.
Get fucking Attila out of here, fucking rat Tilla, you fucking rat.
What a fucking rat, dude.
Kick Attila's ass.
100% description.
I gotta find my fucking.
Kick Attila's ass, dude.
Seriously, man.
What a fucking piece of shit.
Every single day.
Welcome to the streamer life, everyone.
Yeah, I'm sure that's what everybody wants to aspire to.
And they left the black guy alone with the cops, dude.
That is dangerous.
That is dangerous, man.
And this brother looks a lot like Michael Brown.
You remember that guy?
THIS LOOKS LIKE MIKE BROWN'S TWIN BROTHER!
F**k that.
Google's is enjoying this and so am I. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
I need some food.
That's what I'm saying.
You want to go?
We're sober.
What are they doing?
Let's get some food, guys.
Your names will be put on a domestic violence incident report.
When you apply for a job, this will show up.
Your names will be put on a domestic violence incident report.
Your names will be put on a domestic violence report.
You'll never get a job now.
You pack of mongoloids.
I mean, no shit.
This black brother's like, man, I don't give a shit, man.
I already got a couple of villains on my record, man.
You know what I mean?
It ain't nothing.
Fuck the cops.
Yeah.
Dude, they need to go after Attila right now.
That fucking snitch.
They need to go after that rat Attila right now.
Oh, where's your IT?
Oh, dude!
What's your answer to me?
Thank you for your situation.
I know, man.
Kick fucking Attila out of there.
Kick him out in the street.
Kick him out in the fucking street.
You're asleep.
I wish you and I were in the bedroom with a girl.
Oh.
Hey.
Hey, y'all.
Hey, eviction hype.
We're moving off harder.
Eviction hype, amputation hype.
Eviction hype, amputation hype.
Well, what you guys up to?
You guys don't like get yourself scooped up in a house for longer than 12 hours a day?
No.
No?
You guys go out there?
Jesus Christ.
All right.
It looks like there's nothing that's going to happen here.
It looks like nothing.
I wanted to see Attila get his ass whooped.
But it's obvious it's not going to happen because Attila's going to call the cops.
He's going to snitch.
I'm honest.
Casey was there in tracksuits.
That was a while ago.
Yeah, that was tracksuit was in America, so that was a while ago.
I probably only streamed once I was fucking 10, like less than 10 times since then.
Alright, I think this is it.
All right, I think this is it, dude.
I barely watched any of the streams that are already going on here.
I mean, that was funny as hell, dude.
That was funny.
I wish.
I mean, if any one of these fuckers had balls, they'd go up there right now, kick the shit out of Attila, and kick him out of the house.
Because that's the reason why the cops stayed there.
Remember when they first entered the door?
The cops were ready to leave.
And then Attila went down there, butt naked, saying, Help me, cops, help me.
Come on.
They kick him my ass.
They kick him my ass and all this other shit.
And that's why the cops wanted everybody's goddamn ID.
Because if they're called out there the next time, all the people with the IDs are going to be taken to prison.
They're going to be taken to jail.
I'm sorry.
Are we all going to ignore the fact that Attila called the cops or had someone call the cops the poof as he walked out and started snitching on everyone's snitches?
Get snitches.
You should all go into his room and jump him for being around.
You're goddamn right.
Attila, Rat Tilla.
You're goddamn right.
Oh, wait, we're streaming.
We can't.
Your unicorn side.
Or your Dutch side.
That dude was in Dreamland for a few moments thought you killed him, Dan Hole.
I believe my unicorn side.
Wait a minute, Demon Andy.
Hold on, let me see.
Is it on SEDIT?
Is it on SEDIT for Christ's sake?
Is it on SEDIT?
Let me go to the new shit.
Is it on IP2?
Because I gotta see him being choked out.
I don't know why they were trying to prevent it.
I gotta put his outside.
Where is it?
Where does fucking Attila get called?
Someone call Attila's mom.
All right, hold on.
Put this down here.
Let me see this.
I gotta see this for myself.
Someone call Attila's mom.
What is this?
No, take me back.
I'm over H. What the fuck are you talking about, man?
Play the shit.
Oh, he's being choked out.
All right, well, that's what it is.
He's being choked out by fucking demon Andy.
Can we see the clip?
Can we see the dude?
Y'all don't have the clip?
Hold on.
Y'all don't have a clip?
What is this?
Oh, there it is.
Look at a demon getting fucking.
He's choking out Attila.
Can we see the fucking clip?
There's not even a clip of this shit.
Nobody clipped this shit.
Are you fucking joking?
Oh, here it is.
Is this it?
It's all.
Oh, come on, dude.
Nobody clipped this fucking shit.
Nobody clicked this fucking shit.
You shitting me.
I'm over 18, dude.
Get me out of here.
What the fuck?
Get me out.
I'm over 18.
The fuck, Jesus fucking Christ.
Oh, yeah.
No shit.
Look at Attila was out, dude.
Look at him.
He was.
Demon Andy choked him up.
Look at him.
He's like, oh, God.
Can we get a clip of it?
Can we get a fucking clip?
Dude, what's up with these fucking pictures?
Can we get a fucking clip going on here?
Can we get a fucking clip?
Where's the fucking clip?
I want the fucking clip.
Where is it?
For fuck's sake, man.
Jesus Christ.
What is it?
Look at this.
This is, I mean, are you fucking kidding me?
There's no clip of this shit.
There's no clip of this fucking garbage.
There's no clip.
Oh, my God.
Oh, is this the clip?
Is this it?
Second floor, the second floor is off limits, thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Hey, don't touch me.
Hey, hey, don't come on my second floor.
Uh-oh, oh, is this it?
Is this it?
Go downstairs.
Go downstairs, bitch.
Get off me.
Get off me, bro.
Don't worry about it.
No, Attila, fuck off.
Yo, Attila, what the fuck are you doing?
Attila was the one starting shit.
Now, fuck off the second part.
Shut off this fucking second corner.
Oh, my God.
Attila.
Stop, Hey, stop for speaking search.
Oh, there he is.
There's Demon Andy.
He's choking him out!
Choke him out!
There goes Rattella.
He's fucking getting choked out.
We're out of the fucking.
Out of the sound on this shit.
They muted it.
Oh, my God.
Look at Attila getting choked the fuck out by Demon Andy, dude.
He's getting choked the fuck out.
There it is.
He's out.
He's out.
He's asleep.
That boy's sleep, baby.
That boy's sleep.
Somebody slap him awake.
That boy's sleep.
May I help you out?
Oh, my God.
All right.
Now, that was worth it, dude.
That was so completely fucking worth it for Christ's sake, man.
All right.
And what are they?
Are they still talking about it?
Are they still talking?
Look at Demon Andy.
Look at him.
He's out there fucking flexing like an alpha over here.
Putting motherfucking goddamn Attila to sleep.
I'm having enough of this shit.
Boom.
I walked out like everything I were doing.
Oh, my God.
Fucking Rat Tilla.
Fucking Rat Tilla, for Christ's sake.
Yeah.
Vampire Andy.
He's O for four.
O for four.
Oh, wait.
Is there more?
Is there more where that came from?
Did I miss Attila getting fucked up even more?
Let's go back to this.
Let me see what else.
What else happened to Attila?
All right, Demon Andy.
We saw that Attila.
Demon Andy gets busted up by Attila.
Or Demon Andy busts up Attila.
Rat currently five and three.
No way.
Oh, no.
What is it?
What is this?
Oh, my God.
I, what's up, ghost?
I didn't expect you to still be live.
I didn't expect to be up here either, but we're doing some stream raids and we're watching some pretty good content to get to be completely honest with you for Christ's sake.
All right, here it is.
Geezer freaks out randomly on Attila.
Here it is.
So if you're looking at it, here's Geezer.
Shut the fuck up.
Attila, shut the fuck up.
Go in your room.
I'm not talking to you.
You fucking idiot. You fucking idiot. You fucking idiot. You fucking idiot.
Holy shit on a pod.
Pause this.
Pause this.
What is it, dude?
IP and UI.
41 minutes into the live stream.
See him get choked.
Oh, thanks a lot, dude.
I really appreciate that.
Hold on just a second.
Clips Andy Clip Drinking Angle00:08:35
I've got a.
Oh, my God.
Look at this bitch's face.
Why do you have a close-up on this bitch's face?
It sucked the life out of her.
It was a reverse transmission.
Oh, my God.
This fucking ugly, AIDS-infected, fucking pimple-faced bitch.
Are you fucking kidding me?
What's her name?
Fucking succubus.
Oh, what's her name?
Succubus the succubus.
Oh, my God.
Oh, hold on.
Let me see the geezer.
I got to see the geezer clip, dude.
Let's play it.
Nobody wants you to see the money.
You're boring.
You're no content.
You're fucking stupid.
You're a bum.
What is that?
The doorbell rang.
This is my hotel.
Oh, I didn't see.
I didn't see anything.
I just saw Geezer kind of get a little fucking pissed off at Attila for Christ's sake.
And I think that's it, right?
Let me go ahead.
I clicked the next.
Let's see.
Fat Lacy friend has showed up with a bottle.
I think that's that fucking ugly, fucking disgusting, filthy whore that they've got going on.
That's all the clips that are out there.
That's all the clips.
I wanted to see fucking Attila get his ass whooped here.
Geezer goes off on Attila part two.
All right, let's see this.
I'm going to go to the hill.
Handle your roommate.
Handle your roommate that just attacked me.
Handle your roommate.
You broke my window.
I don't get anymore.
Who would that?
Fucking Attila.
You're going to pay for my window?
I pay for your phone.
I bought him a new fucking shit.
That's right.
Attila's stocks are crashing right now.
He doesn't want to pay for it.
To the equation.
Formulate the calculation.
All right.
Where's the chicken Andy clip?
Does anybody have the chicken Andy clip where apparently Attila and Chicken Andy?
All right.
Get into it.
Does anybody.
Where's that fucking clip, dude?
Come on, IP2.
What is this shit?
Where's the fucking content?
Where is the fucking content, man?
Where are the clips?
Hold on, what is this?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Another fucking video for fuck's sake.
Where is the clip where Chicken Andy?
Hold on, here it is.
Here it is.
This it?
All right, this may be it.
Oh, my God.
He broke the window with Attila's head.
Look at the fucking window.
It's broke.
He broke it with Attila's fucking head.
Fucking Chicken Andy fucking broke the window with Attila's fucking head.
Oh my god, there goes the deposit!
Oh my god, dude.
Attila, why?
I know, finish him.
Was Attila drinking?
Was Attila drinking?
Because this is the only reason that Attila would be getting into all these fucking fights.
All right, different angle.
Chicken slams Attila's head in the window, different angle.
So let's play this.
Oh, I'm going to rip you.
I'm going to rip you apart.
I'll take it.
Oh, my God.
Attila looks fucked up, dude.
Did he really take shots?
You've been back for caution because you've been on the streets for a month.
Oh, my God, dude.
They broke the fucking window, dude.
This is what happens when you got too many cocks and not enough women at your party.
This is what happens when you have a sausage fest at your party.
Oh, shit.
I mean, it seems to me that Rattilla was the one that was causing everybody to stir up shit.
I mean, am I wrong?
It seems like Rattilla is the one that's causing you.
Oh, shit.
No hands, no hands.
Wrestle.
No hands, though.
No hands.
Just wrestle.
Uh-oh, Attila.
No hands, no hands, dude.
Top out, top out, dude.
Top out.
Let me read.
Oh, my God.
Attila, you're the aggressor here, dude.
I don't know how and why you were fucking shit talking to the cops.
You're clearly the fucking aggressor.
You're a chicken lover.
Say you're taking lovers.
This is kind of gay, to be honest with you.
This is kind of gay.
You're a chicken lover.
What's your head?
Hey, this is the close thing.
I let you go.
I let you go as soon as you're a bad battle for Latino.
You're welcome.
You're a chicken lover.
Oh, my God.
Who allowed Attila?
Who the hell allowed Tilla to get this fucking drunk?
Seriously, man, who the hell allowed Attila to get this fucking drunk?
Let's go back to the stream here and see if there's anything going on.
All right, I can't believe I'm up this late.
I'm going to be completely honest with you.
It's 4:30 in the morning, and I'm still sitting over here.
Rating streams for fuck's sake Uh oh Can I bring Tony Charles here?
I want you to go get a carry target.
How much do you weigh?
How much do you wear?
Like 220?
You would never guess how much I weigh.
3:30.
3:30.
Really?
Yeah, I was going to say, you're looking about 330 pounds, you fat ass.
Why don't you fucking lay off the sugary drinks, brother?
Big bones.
Oh, yeah, get the dick, you know.
And look at everybody's around this disgusting, filthy old fucking awesome people.
This is just sad, dude.
And these are supposed to be, quote, professional streamers.
And you would think that these professional streamers would have some groupies or have some shit going on.
Tony Charles is great in the UFC, dude.
He's fucking drunk.
Yeah.
He's doing like he's rubbing a chick, man.
Great the lightning button.
Oh my god.
All right, let's go ahead and put this to an end.
All right, it looks like there's not going to be any more fighting or any of that.
So let's go ahead and take this out of here.
Anyway, folks, good God, I have been on here for seven hours and 20 minutes.
I can't believe that I'm on here this long.
Unbelievable Saturday Night Troll Show.
I cannot believe.
What, Attila's live?
Attila's live.
All right, hold on.
We gotta go.
Hold on.
Before we go, Attila's live.
Let's see what Attila's doing.
Here's Attila.
I would meet girls in our talk who would have people over our house.
What the fuck are they doing?
They play in pretend interview?
Oh, you want to make money?
Do you not have a webcam?
Do you know what's going to happen?
This guy's playing pretend interview with fucking Attila upstairs.
We'd be talking to girls like, you're a fucking girl.
You have kids.
Like, do you not have a webcam?
Spend.
All right.
All right.
Never mind.
I thought that Attila was doing something here.
Who else is on?
That's about it.
What is Captain doing?
What's Captain doing?
Making your new Spin Saver.
This fucking idiot is.
He's around this dirty bitch.
Did you see that dirty bitch's feet?
Look at the age on that, bro.
As a matter of fact, Captain Content is, he said on his stream that he's HIV positive, by the way.
That's what he said on his stream.
I don't know if it's true or not, but he has said that he's HIV positive.
It has to deal with a symbol like safety while traveling.
Safety while traveling?
Safety Traveling Ugly Bitch Feet00:01:24
All right.
All right, that's enough.
All right, we get it.
Look at this ugly bitch.
Everybody's jocking this ugly bitch.
Look at this fucking blade.
He's falling asleep.
Nothing.
He thought he was going to get some of this disgusting old poodle.
He ain't getting his picture.
This is hilarious.
He ain't getting it.
My life's not owned by shit.
Look at her eyes.
Look at those pupils.
I know.
Look at those dilated pupils.
This bitch is on some kind of pills.
She's on something.
Look at those fucking dilated pupils, dude.
My career would have been over.
Oh, my God.
They fucking actually, I had to bring you here.
Oh, my God.
Or they would have fucking ended me.
They probably would have deleted my track.
Oh, my fucking safety.
Take it off.
Anyway, folks, I'm getting the fuck.
Oh, shit.
My bad.
I'm getting the fuck out of here for Christ's sake.
It's over 4.30 in the morning.
We've done all kinds of shit.
We got the $20, $20 piled up for Christ's sake.
I am out of here.
I will be back on Tuesday, 8.30 p.m. Central Standard Texas Time.
And if you want the archive version of this show, it'll be on my bitch shoot.