Ghost celebrates True Capitalist Radio's 12th anniversary solo from Vaughan.live, confronting technical glitches and a toxic chat flooded with Nazi imagery, genitalia, and racist slurs. He condemns Democrats as "anti-American scum," defends trans rights while mocking Nick Fuentes, and reacts to disturbing donation requests involving HIV, BDSM role-play, and explicit sexual fantasies. Despite enabling slow mode and threatening to cancel the show after five hours of abuse, Ghost ends the broadcast by reading a children's song before angrily telling viewers to leave, highlighting the chaotic intersection of political extremism and unfiltered internet toxicity. [Automatically generated summary]
We are live and in effect on this 12th anniversary edition of the Saturday Night Soul Show here with those in your students.
You're goddamn right, folks!
We are in the house once again.
Episode 23 of the Saturday night, Saturday night, Saturday night, troll show.
You're goddamn right, folks.
We are in affected in the house.
Another Saturday night troll show.
Episode 23.
And guess what?
It is our 12th anniversary of doing a broadcast, believe it or not.
Woo!
Now make sure to spread this show around the internet and throughout the world.
We are underground and we are live here on Vaughan.live slash ghost politics one.
You're damn right.
Spin it around.
Let everybody know that we're in affected in the house, baby.
Saturday night.
Troll Show.
Damn right, baby.
I'm hype.
I hope you're hype.
Episode 23.
You goddamn right, baby.
And I'm kicking it here solo tonight, folks.
The engineer is off for the Saturday Night Troll Show, and we're already getting donos, for Christ's sake.
We're already getting damn doughnuts.
Episode 23 of the Saturday Night Troll Show is in the house.
Let's go ahead and fade out the music for Christ's sake and get this goddamn thing started.
Let's go ahead and fade this out for Christ's sake.
And let's go ahead and redo some of these damn doughnuts that just came in.
What the hell is this?
The capitalist army.
All right, now don't listen to this.
This is racism.
This is racism, dude.
All right, this is racism.
And of course, hand me the recap, Piggy, for Christ's sake.
He's gonna say whatever he says or she says or whatever the hell it is actually managed to get through a show without taking 20 Buckers and without getting copyrights.
Yeah, yeah real funny asshole All right, go shove it up your ass.
All right, let's get to a Saturday Night Troll Show.
And here's Kans Abuser.
He donated this before the damn show started.
Oh, my God!
Guys, type GX if I should make the three-hour drive to San Antonio to talk garbage about the Texas Martyrs in Ghost.
Christ type X if I should get it.
You know what, dude?
I guarantee you, you know, if you're in Texas, you're keeping your mouth shut about the Texas martyrs.
I guarantee goddamn T. Let's go.
You're shutting your mouth.
This is Hans Abuser Live from Houston, Texas.
Yeah, you're in Houston, boy.
Are you sure you're in Houston there, boy?
Anyway, thank you very much, everybody, for crying.
Oh, here's this guy being racist.
Whoever the hell this is, for Christ's sake.
Nigger.
Yeah, fuck you, you fucking racist bastard.
All right.
We're a melting pot of friendship around these parts.
Anyway, it's Saturday Night Troll Show, folks.
And unfortunately, I should have taken that YouTube share link off.
I haven't done a show on Vondot Live in a while.
And of course, you stupid morons are probably going to take advantage of that.
So once again, I want to take this portion of the show to say, listen, no $18, no $18, you son of a bitch, all right?
No $18, all right?
We're getting started on the Saturday Night Troll Show.
We got a lot of internet tomfoolery to discuss out here to conduct.
And once again, folks, I mean, it's great to be back.
It's the first Saturday Night Troll Show of the new year.
And moreover, folks, 12 years, 12 goddamn years of broadcasting, baby, all right?
Today.
Suck my baguette, you faggot.
Yeah, fuck you, you asshole.
All right, go shove it up your ass.
Hey, what the hell is this racism, dude?
Come on.
It's the first Saturday Night Troll Show of the year.
My nigga, Boomer.
N-Wordled Sr.
N. Wordled Sr.
Very, very funny, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, folks, look, we got a lot of things to discuss out here.
The first thing I want to discuss is something before I, you know, we conduct internet tomfoolery.
I want to share with y'all what happened to me yesterday, okay?
Now, I have taken part in the new technological age in which I'm ordering food using these goddamn grub hubs and door dashes and all this other stuff, okay?
And yesterday, for whatever reason, given the fact that it probably was a Friday, I wanted to eat some fried chicken.
I wanted to eat some fried chicken, and I decided to order it through one of these, you know, courier, I don't know, what do you call these food delivery internet websites?
And in these food internet website delivery, folks, they actually show you a picture and the name of your driver of the person that's going to be delivering your food, okay?
Now, believe it or not, and is this wrong?
Is it absolutely wrong to think this?
When I saw that the driver that was going to deliver my fried chicken was black, I had a bad feeling.
I had a bad feeling, folks.
I swear to God, I ordered a 16-piece chicken, and I think I got about six biscuits, okay?
Now, for some reason, I knew something was going to go wrong, and I swear to God, folks, okay, I swear to God, when I got my chicken, well, first of all, before I get my chicken, let me explain to you what happened yesterday.
There was a strong storm that moved in.
So when I ordered my food, believe it or not, it was raining and lightning and thundering.
So I felt a little bad, all right?
All right, what is this?
Oh, my God.
I ate unique rose and juice.
What the fuck the hell does that mean, you stupid idiot?
Anyway, I felt bad for the person that was delivering my food because they had to deliver it in this fucking rainstorm and lightning and thunder and all this other shit.
But still, knowing that a black person was delivering the chicken, I just had a bad feeling, okay?
So anyway, I felt sorry for the person considering that they were coming in, you know, in a rainstorm and thunderstorms and lightning.
I decided to give them a $5 tip, like cash.
Like, here, here's, I got cash on me all the time.
Got cash, baby, all right?
So I gave him a $5 tip, and man, god damn it, I regret it.
I regret it because there were two fucking pieces of chicken missing and two fucking biscuits missing, dude.
Two fucking pieces of chicken missing and two biscuits for Christ's sake.
I ordered a 16 piece, all right, and there were 14 pieces in there, all right?
And I feel like shit.
I feel like shit, for Christ's sake.
What is this?
Can'ts abuser, since ghost thinks I'm bluffing.
What the hell is this?
What kind of an image is this?
What are you giving me an image of there, Cairns abuser?
Anyway, I feel bad that I got ripped off five bucks.
Oh, look at this.
Welcome to Houston.
Yeah, okay, great.
You're in Houston, for Christ's sake.
Congratulations.
All right.
What the hell are you doing down here anyway there, CaNs abuser?
Aren't you an East Coaster, for Christ's sake?
Anyway, dude, the reason I bring you up this story is because I've been noticing, in my opinion, folks, this is my humble opinion, that black folks are reinforcing stereotypes.
And this is bad news for them considering that they're trying to break the racial divide.
You know, and they want to eliminate racism or prejudice or, you know, any kind of preconceived notion that encapsulates that stereotype.
I'm just saying, dude, I'm just simply stating, folks, that we, it's like this bitch that married Prince Harry.
It's like the bitch that married Prince Harry for Christ's sake.
I mean, here this broad, ethnically ambiguous, a little bit, I mean, black and other races.
She's a sperm shake cluster fuck, okay?
And instead of recognizing that she has won the bitch lottery, all right?
Well, what is this?
Disregard this text of speech.
How do you know it wasn't the dumb nigger making your food that couldn't count, not the delivery driver?
Well, dude, what's the probability of that?
Huh?
What's the probability of that?
Anyway, look, the point I'm trying to make is, folks, it's like this Markle chick that's married to Prince Harry, okay?
And instead of like recognizing, like, oh my God, I'm every girl's fucking dream.
I'm a princess.
I'm going to get to have all the princess upbringing and the platitude and what.
Mehow to Ghost Jacker and China's favorite Brat Dova.
Me, my wife, and my engineer are colonels in Hong Kong partying like it's 1989 in Tiananmen's.
Dude, all right.
Don't bring up Tiananmen Square, Vice Chairman, Fried Rice.
All right.
Uber Eats.
What the hell is this?
Oh, my God.
We hear at Uber Eats.
Do not condone ghosts' racist behavior.
I'm not being racist.
I'm not being racist, dude.
I ordered 16 pieces of chicken and there were 14 and two biscuits missing.
All right.
99%.
What the hell does that mean, 99%?
Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is, folks, let me go back to Prince Harry and Markle here.
You've got Markle, who has won the bitch lottery, the woman lottery.
She's a princess.
You know, she's living in castles.
And she's like, motherfucking, the royal family be racist on me.
So you know what?
I want Harry to drop the royal family and let's go back to Cali, baby.
You understand?
I'm going back to Callie.
Callie.
I mean, seriously, folks.
I mean, this is a big bombshell on the royals.
And I don't really give a shit about the royals, to be completely honest with you.
But isn't it just like a very Ghetto-fied black woman to just completely ignore the fact that she is now a princess How many people can be princesses?
You know what I mean?
Pleasant ST Mike happy Saturday ghost of course a lazy hambone like you would use uber eats.
Yeah, you know what shut up I didn't use uber eats first and foremost and secondly so what if I use those services So what I'm a capitalist.
All right.
It's like in-home room service.
That's why I use it for Christ's sake.
Anyway, I mean doesn't this kind of reinforce the stereotype when it comes to ethnic minorities?
I mean this broad has got this Prince Harry by the balls and is like dictating that I want you to renounce your throne motherfucker and we going back to Cali.
And guess what?
I read today, after all this hoopla about you know, Markle and Prince Harry potentially renouncing their throne or whatever they're, whatever they're fucking doing, all right, you like jalapeno cheeseburgers dude, Jesus Christ man.
All right, I mean, don't get me wrong, I like spicy shit too.
I just don't like it in my burger.
What the hell did you fucking put?
Oh, you're at Waterburger baby.
Oh, look at that, you had Waterburger.
Unfortunately, Waterburger is no longer a Texas chain.
It's sold out to some fucking Chicago investment company.
But uh, it still somewhat tastes like the original and you can't beat those fries, you can't beat that burger.
So yeah, get some more jalapenos for your burger.
There can't be user.
But anyway, as I was stating, don't you think that Markle is reinforcing the stereotypes when it comes to ethnic minorities?
I mean, what?
What is this?
RIP Neil Perch.
Neil was more of a man than dime bitch Daryl.
Yeah okay, what is it?
Well whatever, all right.
Wasn't that the drummer to RUSH?
Is that who y'all talking about?
The guy who recently died?
The drummer to RUSH?
For Christ's sake dude, RUSH sucks.
Okay, don't be wrong.
I think they're musically good.
I think the guitar is good, and shit that fucking little stupid, whiny ass voice of the goddamn lead singer, sucks man.
All right, what is this?
Oh my god, Twim Cam 16 valve should have known a basketball American.
A basketball American would steal your chicken.
Look, I don't know who it is.
I'm not.
I'm not blaming anybody, I just knew.
You know.
That's what's really sad about that.
I shouldn't even be thinking this, I should not even be thinking this, but when I saw that there was a black person that was going to deliver my chicken, something inside of me said, there's going to be a fucking problem.
You better count your chicken.
And that's exactly what you know.
It is what it is.
RUSH is better than Pantera in your dreams.
Are you shitting me?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Panterra kicks the living.
Be jesus out of RUSH.
What are you guys talking about?
For christ's sake, RUSH better than Pantera.
You got to be fucking kidding me, dude.
You got to be fucking kidding me.
Anyway, folks, look, it's Saturday Night Troll Show, episode 23.
This is the 12th year anniversary.
Postmates.
Oh, my God.
Stop disrespecting our drivers, you Jewish hambone.
Dude, listen to me.
Listen, I knew we were going to have a problem.
I hate to have that preconceived notion whenever I see a black driver delivering my fried chicken, but I knew there was going to be a problem, dude.
I knew there was going to be a problem.
Then I complained to the fucking like delivery company, and you know what they gave me?
They gave me the equivalent of two pieces missing and two fucking biscuits, which was like fucking three bucks.
We're sorry, Ghost.
We're going to go ahead and compensate you $3.57 for that two-piece chicken and two biscuits.
Homeless Cribs and Server Issues00:12:30
Oh, my God.
They should have given me the whole goddamn thing for free.
They should have ate it.
They should have ate it like that black person ate my chicken.
Jesus Christ, what is this?
Of course you used Uber Eats Ghost.
What chicken restaurant delivers?
I get that, you stupid moron.
I just didn't use Uber Eats.
There's a bunch of fucking services out there, you numb-nut fucking ST-Mike.
There's Grubhub.
There's fucking DoorDash.
I mean, what the hell are you talking about, man?
Fucking Uber Eats.
All right, listen.
What is this?
Oh, here's Can's abuser again.
He's in Texas.
Oh, my God.
Should I go to Twin Peaks if Ghost ends this episode early?
I wouldn't go to Twin Peaks.
That's where I would be right now.
I would be at Twin Peaks right now watching the Tennessee Titan Baltimore Raven game right now if I wasn't doing this damn show.
That's where I would be.
All right, what is this?
I hope you tell this story to Tricia if she's on the dateline tonight.
Tricia on the dateline, for Christ's sake.
Listen to me.
All I'm simply stating is, folks, is that I feel bad about feeling this way.
But how can I stop feeling this way when you've got folks of this persuasion continuing to reinforce stereotypes?
I mean, this is very, very hard.
You know what I mean?
Because I'm a melting pot of friendship.
I'm a nice guy.
I mean, I'm open to anybody who's of any nationality, of any race to correspond with and be a potential associate or a potential friend with.
But now, folks, I'm starting to notice that, you know, I mean, you know, I don't know, man.
I don't know what I'm trying to say here, but it's obvious some of you people in the chat room are saying that I'm racist for even having these notions.
How can I be racist when it's reinforced by the actions of the demographic that I have these preconceived notions on?
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, right when I saw a black driver, okay, I knew, I knew it.
I knew it.
I knew it that I was going to have a problem.
I knew I was going to have a problem.
And by the way, I also wanted to, I forgot about this.
They forgot.
I don't want to even say what I forgot because then you're going to know what chicken joint I patronized.
I don't want you people ruining it for me at that chicken joint.
I like fried chicken.
But they forgot something.
And I told this black person they forgot this.
And you know what they said?
That's what they gave me, baby.
That's what they gave me.
I'm tired of niggers screwing up your order.
Welcome to the broken.
No, no, don't be racist, dude.
No, listen, don't be racist.
Hitler's house of barbecue, dude.
That's uncalled for.
That is completely uncalled for.
I am not promoting racism.
I'm just trying to have a conversation with my audience here.
And is it wrong for me to have these preconceived notions?
Is it wrong?
That's all I'm asking.
And obviously, all of you idiots are flapping your fat sausages and fingers on the keyboard saying, yeah, ghosts, it's a little wrong that you've got these preconceived notions of this demographic.
And what is this, Derwicking?
Don't get mad at Megan.
She rescued the royal family by abandoning it, not polluting the bloodline.
Aw, dude, come on.
Polluting the bloodlines.
Oh, my God.
Ghost can't leave his trailer to get chicken because he's in a wheelchair.
I'm not in a fucking wheelchair, you dumb son of a bitch.
And Yehuda in the chat room had a good point here.
He said, ghost, it's not fucking racism.
It's called pattern recognition.
You know, you're recognizing certain patterns.
It's not racism.
And you know what?
I like that explanation.
I like that explanation, Yehuda.
Oh, no, Pet Mexican.
Come on, dude.
Come on.
If you're going to do the Saturday Night Troll show, do it on a fucking website rather than that it doesn't play what it stops every 10 seconds.
It stops every 10 seconds on the Vaughn.live.
Is Vaughn.live is Von.live fucking up for people?
Is Von.live fucking up for everybody?
And by the way, raid this stream.
What stream is this?
All right, what is it, Pet Mexican?
All right, maybe it's your pet Mexican-built goddamn computer.
Maybe it's not Vaughan.live, but we'll see.
You know what I mean?
I haven't been to Vaughn.live in a minute, and I have to admit, Von.live is kind of being a little trigger happy with its, oh, our servers are filled up and all that bullshit.
So anyway, I just figured we come back here, you know, classic Saturday Night Troll show.
And, you know, Vaughn gives us a little bit of leverage on here.
So look, it's working for peeps.
So let's see who the pet Mexican wants us to fucking.
Dude, this is, asshole, this is not a fucking streamer.
All right.
And I'm not going to play it because I know what you're doing, Pet Mexican.
You're trying to get me to play it for a three bucker.
All right.
You're trying to get it for a three bucker, and I'm not going to let you do it.
You know, as a matter of fact, I'm going to play something of myself.
I'm going to play something of my own.
I'm going to play something on my own.
Okay.
Since y'all want to, you know, be racist.
All right.
And let me tell you, it ain't me being racist.
It's you people being racist.
Let's go back in history since everybody wants to be racist tonight.
And let's go back in history.
Y'all remember the MTV show Cribs?
Y'all remember that show?
MTV show Cribs.
Does everybody remember that shit?
Well, they actually made a special edition of it called Homeless Cribs.
Has anybody seen the Homeless Cribs?
Well, if you haven't seen Homeless Cribs, I'm about to show you right now.
All right, let's go ahead and go ahead and view Homeless Cribs.
All right, this is just for you Saturday Night Troll Show.
And by the way, 12th year anniversary today that I have been conducting my internet broadcasting career, okay?
12 years today.
So come and get some.
All right, put the PC shot on.
Here, I present to you Homeless Cribs.
This is the bitch.
Homeless Cribs.
All right, there it is.
Whatever you want to look, I even got fish up in here.
We even swim with the fish around here.
Goldfish.
Not no regular fish that goldfish.
How many of y'all swim with goldfish?
Y'all don't do that kind of shit around here, do you?
This is how the homeless are living.
My guest bedroom.
Oh, wait a minute.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I got my real partner over here sitting back up in my guest bedroom.
You understand me looking at some real entertainment things.
Cracking y'all.
What's really going on?
This is how we do it over here in Blair's Bill.
Right here, look here.
You understand me?
You got to get it.
Hold on, pause this.
Pause this.
What is this?
Who is it?
Verizon keeps cucking and won't upgrade it for whatever reason.
So I have to use a relay to watch.
That sucks, man.
Pet Mexican probably has the same shit Wi-Fi.
Pet Mexicans got shit Wi-Fi.
That's why you can't hook it up with Vaughn.live.
That sucks, dude.
And thank you, Mike Cock, for straightening that out.
Hold on, let's go back to Homeless Cribs.
Homeless Cribs up there.
That's Big Drink, baby.
That's Big Drink.
We're drinking large up in here.
You know what I'm saying?
But I'm talking about here, not at the CMO's mansion, man.
Big CB popping around here.
You know what?
I just let y'all in on it.
I just let you see the safe, man.
Let me show you my art.
Look at my art.
I love this.
Look at this art.
Look at this beautiful art.
Is that a Chagal?
You know what I'm saying?
Now, Buffy, Buffy say he got art, but Puffy ain't got art like I got all.
This is my favorite art right here.
This is my favorite art.
Ain't that the finest?
Ain't that the best?
Now that's what I'm talking about.
Now, how many of you big ballers got it like that up in your spot?
They ain't rolling like that.
Oh, this never gets older.
You ain't doing it like this here.
Well, I'm the motherfucking man, baby.
I'm the man.
You ain't here, man.
All right, man.
We moving on around still at my mansion, man.
You know what I'm saying?
And I want you to look at my art one more time.
Look at my art, man.
I love this, man.
I mean, this guy's big pimping, huh?
He's homeless and big pimping up in there.
Man, I'm just beast fucked, man.
See what I'm talking about?
See what I'm talking about?
I got shit on my motherfucking floor, man.
You tell me.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
It took a turn on the floor.
And what the hell, Mike Cock?
Fuck off, asshole.
Pet Mexican probably has DSL internet or dial-up internet on his Obama PC.
Well, thank you for enlightening us on that.
Okay?
All right, we're watching MTV Homeless Cribs.
This is how they're living in liberal cities today.
So I want everybody to take notice that this is what happens to people when they enter, when they live in Democrat-dominated cities.
I'm just saying, all right, play it.
Play some more.
Don't say goddamn me, babe.
That's a little assigned I got.
I tell you, this is San Francisco right here, baby.
Los Angeles.
Hey, check out his bedroom.
Check out his bedroom.
I'll slide this motherfucker in when I go to.
I go on up here like this here with my old girl.
Yeah, my old girl up in here playing up.
You ain't got a bed, baby.
I huck that ass, baby.
I huck that ass, my boy.
And goddamn me, I got this is some fine art here, too.
Let's not leave all my other art out.
And look here, this is why I put my feet in the air.
I'll be high.
This is where you get your good head job, baby.
This is where you get a good head job, baby.
This is where you get a good head job, man.
This is where you can't stand it no more.
You want to buck a little bit?
But you lay in there.
I got the whole job.
This is what I'm talking about, man.
This is the real deal.
All right, baby.
You understand this?
This is another thing I do.
You know what I'm saying?
When I'm barbecuing, you know what I'm saying?
I put my barbecue on.
When the grill gets a little too hot, you know you can't put your hand on that hot ass damn grill.
I got my overturned stick.
You understand me?
I turn that down, baby.
Just like that jail hole, boy.
Oh, boy.
Look at this.
No shame.
No shame in this homeless man.
And this is dominant today in America.
You don't get burned fucking with this hitchhit.
And then here's my little ice box right here.
I got my little ice box.
I open up my ice box, man.
You understand me?
We got all our food up in there.
And then a lot of times when I get kind of bored, don't feel like fucking with no damn buddy.
I walk on out here.
I stand up on my own.
Now listen to this.
This is the reminiscent part of cribs.
You know, they always have that reminiscent part where you have that person showing you their mansion.
They live by some lake.
They sit on some bench somewhere.
And they're like, this is where I like to just kick back and live life.
Listen to what this brother says.
I sit down and I wonder.
I wonder how life is going to be.
How it's going to be.
I think a lot.
I think a lot about what's going on out here, man.
You know what I'm saying?
And I just keep on and I keep on.
And I think of something to make things work.
I look out on my backyard and I say, well, you done accomplished something out of life.
And that's how it goes.
All right, baby.
Now you're going to be able to get a lot of money out of life.
You want to know how the KEC ride?
Baby, when I ride, I ride the best because I come from the West.
Baby, let me show you how I ride.
When I ride, I ride.
The Mentality of America Today00:04:35
Bow!
Baby!
He got a gold basket, baby.
He got a gold basket.
That's my shit.
Sitting on Tayton.
Gold basket.
Oh, my God.
All right, all right.
Time out.
Who the hell just donated, man?
What is this?
I soul dot.
Fuck you, you fucking idiot.
All right.
Shut up.
I didn't sell out.
I'm underground.
Let's watch the rest of this, you son of a bitch.
Jesus Christ.
You know what I'm saying?
Let's go with this shit, baby!
Hell, yeah!
Let's go to the damn thing!
Hell, yeah!
This is the 19th shit, homie!
I tell me that's the hit, baby!
You got a bit of a bad thing.
There it is, right there, folks.
What homeless are living like in today's America?
We do it the best.
What does everybody think out here, huh?
All right, dude.
I had to show you all that.
I'm sorry.
I had to show you that.
But, you know, believe it or not, there are plenty of people that are living like this and have no shame.
There's an estimated 40,000 homeless in Los Angeles' skid row alone.
You go take a look at San Francisco and any other Democrat-dominated city, you're going to see a bunch of these people taking shits in the street, pisses, and shooting up heroin.
And I ask each and every one of you this, especially you folks that are in America, is this what you want in your city?
You know what I'm saying?
Is this what you want in your city?
That's why I'm telling you, if you're a Democrat in today's America, you're anti-American scum.
You want Americans like this to sleep on the streets.
Meanwhile, you want to open up the damn borders and give illegal immigrants free health care, free entitlements, etc.
So that's why I'm telling each and every one of you, if you're a Democrat in today's America, you're anti-American scum, you dumb piece of shit.
All right?
You're anti-American scum is what you are.
And I hope that you take that to heart.
And by the way, you want to see America today?
You want to see people in America?
Huh?
You want to get a glimpse of the mental capacity of people in America?
Let me show you another video.
All right.
Let me show you another video that'll give you a glimpse on what the average American is today.
All right, put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
Look, this is your average everyday American.
Look, this is an old lady.
Old lady doing some shopping.
And then what is she doing?
She's dropping trowel.
And then, I mean, this is America.
This is America for Christ's sake.
This is the mentality of America.
For Christ's sake, what is this?
What?
What?
Can't abuser.
The neighbors are laughing at you.
I'm relaying the show through my megaphone and everyone thinks you're a joke.
Oh, yeah.
Well, tell them I said, fuck you.
All right.
Oh, my God.
Look at that, Jackler.
My country in a nutshell.
Oh, my God.
Look at it.
People in the chat room.
Ghost, why did you show that, man?
Dude, I just vomited.
Hey, that is America, my friends.
That right there is America.
And I think that everybody needs to understand that there's two types of folks in America.
There are capitalists who have integrity for themselves, who understand that you get what you put in, etc.
And then you've got stupid pieces of low-grade, stinking piles of protoplasm like this that are conducting themselves like this with no shame in American society.
So I'm just showing you these videos, folks, on where we're headed as an American society.
And this is why, and I hate to get political on the Saturday Night Troll show, but this is why you have to vote for Donald Trump 2020.
As a matter of fact, Republicans all the way down.
Okay, the Republicans all the way down.
Because if not, folks, we're going to be in some serious trouble.
And I don't want this type of mentality being spread all over the nation, especially coming into my rich neighborhood.
All right?
Raiding Discord for Trump Support00:05:07
So I'm just saying.
I'm just saying for Christ's sake.
All right.
So now that we've got all that out of the way, let's do some rating at here.
It's about 9.30, 9.40, excuse me.
It's about 9.40 p.m. out here at the Saturday Night Troll Show studio.
Let's go ahead and do some goddamn rating out here.
Let's do some stream rating.
And let's see who we got here, folks.
Okay, now, let me explain who I'm about to raid here.
Let me see if this person is even doing a goddamn stream right now.
All right, here it is.
Here it is right here.
Put the PC shot.
Okay, now for you folks that are unfamiliar, this is the so-called streaming compound where Only Use Me Blade is living with this man right here called OG Geezer.
Now, this guy right here is Attila, who is a streamer that happened to just come along and is staying in the streamer house.
Okay?
And this guy right here, dude, I don't know who this guy is.
This guy's like a fucking bum that's OG Geezer's friend.
They call him Blackbird.
Okay, they call him Blackbird.
So anyway, once again, this is the stream right here.
Okay?
As you can see, and Blackbird is in the middle.
I don't know where Only Use Me Blade is.
He must still be asleep.
And by the way, what's up, Yehudi with the GX in the chat?
Red Pill Acolyte with the GX in the chat.
We got Barry Blackberry with the GX in the chat.
What's going on, you anti-hero?
GX in the chat.
Collabro, O'Rono Donovan.
We got Flamin' Creations.
I'm a Machine.
Twilly Atkins in the house.
We've got a random commenter.
We've got the awesome Sponge Alt.
We've got woke Millennials.
Big Yahuda.
Why is the white church on black?
What's going on to Johnny Conquest?
Mr. Person.
We've got Pickleman.
What's going on to Pickleman?
Jason Genova.
Are these people...
Wait, hold on.
Is Attila on his phone?
Are they talking to people on Discord?
Are they talking to people on Discord?
Got Australia and Fuego.
Hey, gee, man, don't be done.
Listen, we're doing a stream raid, you dick!
We're doing a stream raid, you dick!
We're doing a stream raid, you fucking dickhead.
We got ABO on fire.
We got awesome capital summer barbecue party.
All right, here's Blackbird and Attila.
And this is OG Geezer.
What's up, Cloudzak?
What's up, Unstable?
What's up, Metaform?
What's up, Pettis?
What's up, Ghost's Gay Jew Democratic Trans Daughter, you fucking idiot.
Star Platinum, what's up?
Mojo Fandango.
I thought he was just playing.
Grape juice says Bjorn says hello.
Skull!
Skull, what's up, dude?
We got Spermy the Cat.
We got Bino.
We got Ard Hammond 5000.
We've got Ni How Mofo99.
I'm not going to say that.
I'm not saying that name, you piece of crap.
You're trying to call me a bad guy.
And Nick, I'm not going to say the last name.
Mr. Nagy Generation 7.
What's going on, dude?
Hold on.
Are they on?
Wait a minute.
Are they on?
They're on Discord.
Hold on.
Maybe we can get on Discord.
Let's get on their fucking discord.
Let's get on their fucking, hold on, hold on.
Let's look to the take this off for a second.
Let's get on their fucking Discord for a second, okay?
Who thinks that we should raid the Discord up in here?
Does anybody?
Do we hear a yay?
One, if we should be fucking raiding this guy's Discord.
Discord raid!
Okay, let me turn this off.
Hold on, let me turn this off here for a second.
And hold on, I need this guy's guy's Discord here.
Hold on just a second.
Let me put on my Discord.
I got to put on the Discord.
Everybody, just calm down.
Calm down.
Hold on.
Can y'all still hear me here?
Can y'all still hear me?
Testies, Testies, one, two.
Can y'all still hear me?
I hope everybody can still hear me.
Can you all still hear me?
Because, you know, every time I, okay, I think we're good.
I think we're good.
Okay, good.
All right, this is what we're going to do here.
We're going to go into this guy's Discord.
Let me go ahead and go in there right off the bat.
Let me go ahead and turn this down.
All right, here it is.
Go to the Discord.
Here it is.
Let's join.
All right, here we are.
Let me see if I can put this on the PC shot.
Can You All Still Hear Me00:06:34
Here it is.
PC shot.
Here we go.
There we go.
Hold on.
Let's put this like this.
All right.
Here we go.
There it is right there, boys.
All right.
Let's go ahead and let's go into the fucking voice chat.
I think he was like trying to play around and troll and like because of his like humor.
Hey, what's going on, baby?
Hey, what's going on to Attila?
What's going on, OG geezer?
What's going on, Blackbird, baby?
Hey, oh, boy, man.
Jesus Christ.
Holy shit.
Hello.
Looks like Attila's getting raided.
Oh.
Hey, everything's all good.
Everything's all good, man.
We're chilling like some insane villains.
GX in the back.
And GX in the chat, baby.
GX in the chat.
Oh, shit.
Oh, God, you sick bitch.
Who the fuck did that shit?
You sick fuck!
You sick fucking asshole!
Whoever did that shit!
I hope you burn in hell, whoever did that!
Fucking piece of shit!
Homeless!
Hit and run kids.
Broken arm kids, broken leg kids, broken head kids, sick kids, dying kids, dead kids, underfunded kids, beating kids, molested kids, lost kids, crying kids.
Homeless.
Time captured Captain Bessie.
Time captured Bessie.
Hey, Ghost!
You want uh What?
Hello?
Oh, no, no, no snakes in the ass, dude!
TAKE THAT SHIT OFF! STOP IT WITH THESE SICK FUCKING PICTURES! STOP IT! STOP THE SHIT! STOP THE FUCKING SHIT!
Stop!
No!
NOOOOO! BEST! BEST! BEST! BEST! BEST! BEST!
Oh my god, you fucking artists!
You fucking autistic pieces of fucking garbage.
Shut the fuck up.
Too scared to show your face on camera once again.
Hello, ghost.
Typical ghost.
Hey, hey, you see.
Everybody see this faggot Brian Rizzo?
Somebody tell him to take it in the ass.
You're a pussy.
You're too scared to show your face on.
Yes, yes, ghost politics.
Hello.
Hey, what's up, Attila?
What's up, ghost?
How you doing?
I'm chilling, man.
I'm watching you guys.
I'm watching OG Geezer, you and Blackbird up in here.
What's going on, man?
That's Blackbird.
Hey, what's up?
Chilling, dude.
What's going on?
Y'all going to do some partying tonight?
And hey, OG Geezer, is it for real that y'all are evicted?
Is it for real y'all are evicted?
Yeah, it's for real.
We're not legally evicted.
They give us a notice to quit or leave.
But I want to play ball because I don't want to eviction on my fucking record and shit.
The film of local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
I guess you're aware of that.
That sucks to hear, dude, because I thought that your compound was pretty damn good.
Y'all created some great content.
That's okay.
Maybe his light's not working.
Maybe he's just doing that.
Yeah.
I don't want to get on this.
That's really dead.
Don't fucking stir him.
Yeah.
What happened?
So y'all are going to be doing some drinking here.
If y'all drink, I drink.
Oh, that's a donation.
$199.
John Allen.
John Allen, thank you.
See, he puts it on there.
I don't get why it's not reading out the TPS anymore.
Oh, that sucks, guys.
Is that an interception?
Are you guys going to stream the tunnels next week?
We're in the game.
Come on.
Oh.
Who just got the touchdown?
We got another $2 donation.
Awesome.
Yeah, thank you.
Hey, look, Attila, that fucking bald idiot that was there yesterday ain't coming back, is he?
No, no, he's not coming.
Who's he brings Bacha for play?
You can fucking massacre him.
Massacre him and fucking shit.
If he comes back, no, I'm not sure.
That dude bored me so much that he made me want to pop my hemorrhoids.
Oh my God.
I mean, he was a boring bastard, dude.
I mean, I could see it in your faces.
Y'all were cringing.
You guys are like, yeah, okay, whatever, you fucking stupid, bald, freckle-faced, red-headed, beating stepchild, bitch.
He was almost touching the flat earth.
They lost the discussion right there.
So, let me just read out this donation, well, okay, there's another one.
Well, Tune In TV donated $2.
Imagine being pressed by Petacord and thinking you're a celebrity with K-Subs Yikes.
You really are delusional OG Sim.
Dude, why is everybody hating on OG geezer over here, man?
This one was hating on the over.
Why is everybody going to hate on OG geezer?
Thank you for that donation, TuneIn TV.
Half of it goes to Blackbird.
Thank you very much.
And then there was another one.
I don't know why some of them it breeds out, some of them it doesn't.
Are you guys going to stream the tunnels next week?
Yeah, like you're going to do it.
Yeah?
You guys are planning on that?
Can I go?
We are.
You and me?
Yes.
Awesome.
I guess we are.
Heard it here.
And then we had another one earlier, OG.
That was more towards you.
There's all different kinds of tunnels.
Yeah.
We already read out Greasy Strangler.
Make sure Blackbird eats enough meatballs today.
And earlier, John Allen donated and they asked eight pieces of nine.
Stream the U-Haul moving hive and when landlord does walk through.
Rearranging the Whole Fucking Discord00:14:06
She said she's going to do the walkthrough move out.
And then she'll respect.
So when are y'all gonna get a prostitute in there?
When are y'all gonna actually get a prostitute?
Just make the wine.
What?
She's evil.
She's a devil.
When are y'all gonna get a prostitute in there, man?
And, you know, get some action going.
You smoke pots.
That's it.
They called the cops.
What did the cops say?
You did get arrested, so what's the problem?
Let's go back to the main chat.
Wait a second.
What the heck is that?
Alright, I'm back in the main chat.
Hey, you guys are sick fucking cats.
You guys are sick.
I love you.
I love you.
Ghost.
I love you.
Ghost.
Oh, my God.
I love you.
Dude, what the fuck is your problem?
You fucking sick hoomers!
Typecat for badcats.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Can you all please stop doing this?
Ghost, I want to do it on this.
Jesus Christ with these fucking fucking ass, I want to fuck you in the ass.
Who wants to fuck me in the ass here and take a whiff of this?
Take away for that.
We are recording these full days!
NIGGUR!
NIGGUR!
We are Hammond!
I'm the fucking NIGGURS!
Hey, I'm running up, running up!
Hey, Ghost!
We just came in here!
Done!
Oh, yeah, just finally more.
Listen, you assholes better.
Stop playing that fucking mindset.
20 times I got a slag, I got a slag I got a slag, I got a slag I got a slag Hang on, hold up for a second Vorgswagen, sliegen, slagen, Vorgswagen Sing heil Sing heil Yeah, I got a slag Please come here so I can Shau some shingles up your Slag, I got a slag Shout it schliegen.
Oh man, get the oh no!
Take it off!
Take this shit off, dude!
WHAT THE FUUCK?!
Man, that's it!
Oh, God.
All right, dude.
You guys are sick people in here.
I mean you guys are a bunch of sick assholes I mean you guys are sick dude You guys are sick, motherfuckers, man.
Alright, dude, I'm getting out of here.
I've got enough.
Ah, you fucking big itch!
You fucking big.
All right, I'm getting out of here, dude.
This is it, dude.
That's it, dude.
All right, I'm out of here.
Get me out of here, for Christ's sake!
Oh my god, dude.
I mean, can you believe this shit?
Oh, man, why are you showing tweak ass?
Why are you showing tweak ass?
I can't show this on my.
I can't show this.
I can't show it.
Oh, my God.
Listen to the autism.
Listen to the.
I can't.
No.
Yes.
Wait, wait, wait, what happened to everyone?
Oh!
Oh my god, no!
I got a lot of blacks!
I got a lot of blacks!
Alright dude, this is- This is it, dude.
All right.
No more sick ass pictures, dude.
Seriously, you fucking perverts!
Hey man, I almost want to puke!
I almost want to puke!
I'm getting the fuck out of here.
This is fucking pathetic.
You're a new humorous.
You're a new kid.
You all bow down to Capitalist Army.
You all bow down to Capitalist Army, boy.
Oh, my God.
I mean, good God.
A fuckin' white Obama!
A fuckin' white Obama!
Yo!
You fucking ass!
Get that shit out of here!
There's a sick ass!
Why are you posting man ass?
Why are you posting man ass?
Liar!
Alright, I'm getting out of here.
Look at this.
Look at this mental retardation, dude.
Look at this mental retardation.
I'm getting out of here.
I'm getting out of here.
I'm getting out.
I'm getting out.
I'm getting the fuck out.
Get out of here.
Get the fuck out of here.
Leave the circle.
Get this shit out of here.
Good fucking God.
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck?
What the actual fuck was that?
Oh my God, folks.
Anyway, look, I had to get out of there, folks.
That was fucking disgusting.
I thought we were going to have a good old time possibly raiding this guy's fucking this Discord for Christ's sake.
You know, we got this guy live on stream here.
Here it is.
Here they are.
You know, here's, you know, here's here's Attila looking at all the fucking man ass that's raiding his chat room.
Here's Blackbird trying to do a chief slapahoe fucking stare going on.
And here's OG geezer looking on what latest weak son of a bitch that's in his house so he can fucking slap around.
Oh my god, that was fucking that was horrible, dude.
That was a bad mistake.
That was a bad mistake, dude.
That was a bad fucking mistake.
I'm sorry, folks.
Everybody out there, I am sorry.
I am sorry, for Christ's sake.
Oh, my God.
And what is this?
Wild Ghost.
This is your listener base.
Are you proud of that?
Entertainment for TARDS is right.
Now, I'm not entertainment for TARDS, you asshole, alright?
Now, I will admit this.
I have been accused by many on the internet of having the most toxic fan base on the internet.
Now, let me explain something to you.
After that episode that we just saw on Discord, I'm starting to believe it now, dude.
I'm starting to believe it now.
I can't fucking believe it.
Look, not even Attila.
Attila is like looking at all the man ass.
Look at, you can see the humanity coming out.
Look at him!
You can see the humanity coming out of Attila here.
Look at him.
He's scrolling down and seeing, oh my God, a snake out of the ass.
Oh, my God.
A prolapsed anus taking a dump.
Oh, my God.
I'm not joking around.
Oh, my God, dude.
Don't ban me, Attila.
It's not my fault.
What's up, guys?
It's not my fault.
Not much, so much.
Fucking guys.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It did.
So, let me just see.
So, fuck that.
What the hell?
Collab.
I'm thinking collab is going to be trusted only.
And then I'm going to make another layer that's like higher than the trusted.
Uh-oh.
You see, now you got this guy rearranging his whole fucking Discord thanks to you, pricks.
How do y'all like that shit?
I DIDN'T DONATE THAT!
Ghost politics donated $2.00.
I really want my husband to call if you enjoy the manass and kill him.
Can I have your man out?
Dude, I didn't donate that!
Whoever donated that, you're a piece of shit.
I never donated any of that shit, dude.
Oh, my God.
All right, dude, that's enough.
That's enough of this.
That's enough of the ruined my name.
You know that?
You have ruined my name.
You fucking people.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Pet Mexican raid this server.
I'm not raiding servers, dude.
I raided this server because this guy's online.
So, thank you for the donation.
I point things out.
Thank you, Ghost Politics.
And thank you, Terry.
Here.
Thank you, dude.
I appreciate it.
All right, thank you very much, man.
And what is this, Mike Cock?
I would be weary if I were you when it comes to Discord raids.
If Discord notices it, they will ban accounts.
I'm not sure if they delete servers that you own if you get banned.
But if they do, then it would nuke the Discord raids, dude.
I just, this guy has his live stream on.
Put the PC shot on.
He's got his live stream on.
He's got his goddamn Discord right here.
So I decided just go ahead and go into his Discord.
And this is what happened.
I'm just going to show you one more game.
This is what happened when I went into his Discord.
All right.
This is what happened.
Here, put the PC shot on.
This is what happened.
Blackbird, we got three more donations.
All right, there it is right there.
This is what happened.
All right.
And then when everybody leaves, hold on, let me make sure there isn't like an ass or something.
Oh, here it is.
All right, let's go to the dojo.
All right, we're back.
Greetings from Hitler's House of Barbados.
Hey, what's going on, everything?
We got Pettis.
We got All-Star Promo, Sir Jack.
Cut cap.
Yeah, dude.
Cut cap.
Oh, I get to get an autistic voice to the fucking name rather than autism.
Hey, guys, what's up?
Thank you.
Hi, Ghost.
How's it going, bro?
Y'all know your name is not common.
Oh, my God, dude.
This is the kind of autism.
This is the kind of autism that I get every time I go somewhere.
Guys, in the chat, type AX for Art Hammond.
Hey, go, Stauzer, Uber Eats before we're going out.
I can't just go in the chat.
Can you all just shut up, all right?
All of you tweets to shut the fuck up.
SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP!
You all shut the fuck up!
Don't even get the fuck out!
Shout out to Jack!
I can't believe that this is happening.
Captain Bannotti Jesse.
I can't believe it.
Shut up, but hold on.
Donate, get the fuck out.
Donate!
Hey, ghost, can you hear me?
No, I can't hear you, beefy tits.
Hey, what's up, Fat Man 1945?
Fat Man 1945 and a half!
All ching ching chong!
Bullshit!
Ghost Ghost!
You know what a son of the money is.
I never said that!
I never fucking said that!
That's a swice!
I never said that shit!
Is it the whole D.B. thing?
That's the whole D.B. music!
Yes!
I was toasting!
I never said any of that shit!
Shut Up or Get Banned Forever00:14:36
AX! AX! AX! AX!
Oh, Jesus!
Oh, Jesus!
I'm not a wasted man!
I'm not being part of friendship!
Oh my gracious!
That's it, I'm gonna start singing!
I'm gonna start singing if y'all won't shut the fuck up.
I'M GONNA START SINGING IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and next day This year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special.
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you gave it away this year to save me from tears.
Ha ha ha!
Oh my god, this is turn horrible.
This his turn, this his turn, horrible!
Oh, the fuck!
Hey, I'm blue!
Oh, my God!
That is so strong!
Shut the fuck up!
Why don't all you trolls just shut the fuck up!
...the first place I gave him in my house But the next day ...the fucking ass was alive ...the first place I gave him in my house Oh my god, dude!
Is this what listens to me?
I mean, is this what listens to me?
Honestly, is this what listens to me?
This one, listen to me.
This Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you came here, this year, to save me from tears.
I'll give it to someone special.
Oh my god.
Everybody just shut the fuck up, dude.
Seriously, everybody, just shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
If you can listen to the sound of my voice, shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
GET EVERYBODY IN HERE SHUT THE FUCK UP! No! No! No! No! No! No! EVERYBODY IN HERE SHUT THE FUCK UP!
No! No! No! No! No! Everybody!
That's it!
No! No!
Look at all these ass clowns in the fucking chat!
LOOK AT ALL THESE AUTISTIC ASS!
IN THE CHAT MOON, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
No!
Watch up!
Watch up!
No!
No!
Anybody who's talking takes it in the ass!
anybody who's talking after this is taking it up the fucking ass johnny walker and he, johnny walker and he, johnny walker and he he, johnny walker and he your mind's side by the fafer in the mountain
Everybody that is ghost is taking here, and everybody out there knows it.
So shut the fuck up!
I would whoop each and every one of your asses.
I would fucking slap a B-Jesus out of each and even one of you and you know it.
I would whoop your asses and you know it, you fucking piece of shit.
I would whoop your asses.
Let's do it all, folks.
Did you fall asleep?
Oh no!
I want you to be able to do this.
This is fucking stupid.
I'm getting out of here.
I'm outta here.
I am out of here.
I am out.
Get me out of here.
Get me out of here for Christ's sake.
Jesus, fucking.
Get me out of here.
Oh, my God, folks.
Look, my apologies.
Okay?
Each and every one of you that are out there that are listening, my fucking apologies, folks, okay?
All right.
And who the hell is this?
$2 ghost autism is showing.
Stop being autistic, ghost.
You're very, very lame.
What the fuck are you talking about, man?
I mean, I'm sitting over here.
I'm trying to raid a goddamn fucking fucking stream over here.
And I thought I'd enter their Discord.
And then all of you idiots started coming about.
Jesus Christ.
Put the PC shut on.
What are they talking about?
You know, you're not able to?
Shit.
No.
Okay, one sec.
Well, anyways, go try and talk to some people in there until I figure out the permissions.
We fucked up his whole Discord now.
You see that?
Are y'all fucking happy?
You fucked up Attila's Discord now.
Jesus Christ.
Right, right.
Okay.
You fucked up his Discord now.
Look at you fucking idiots.
You fucked up his Discord.
It's just crazy.
Yeah, Charlie.
Oh, my God.
You fucked up Attila's Discord, man.
It is what permission I have to give you.
That's his moderator.
Well, okay, I'll just do it that way.
Oh, my God.
You know, now y'all are making me look like a fucking piece of shit on the internet.
You know that?
Now y'all are making me look like a piece of shit in the streaming community.
Oh, great.
You, Brian?
Oh, my God.
Not Brian.
Fuck that asshole, Brian, dude.
He's a fucking cocksucker.
Give it to you too.
Yeah, I got you.
It's working now.
I gotta tell her.
All right, that's enough.
All right, get out of here.
Y'all fucked up Attila's Discord.
And that's fucked up, dude.
You know, that is really fucked up that y'all fucked up this.
You know what?
I mean, seriously, dude.
I mean, why in the fuck would y'all do that?
I was just going in there to see if I could talk to these guys live on stream.
And what do I have?
I get you, sons of bitches.
I get you, sons of bitches.
And now you fucked up this poor guy's goddamn Discord.
And I hope that y'all are happy about it, you son of a bitch.
All right.
I hope that you're fucking happy about it.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Anyway, let me move on here.
Let's raid somebody else.
I mean, geez.
All right, who else do we have here?
Let me see if we got somebody else up in here.
All right.
Let's see.
I think this guy's live.
Let's go check out.
Let's check out this dude.
This is Captain Content.
If y'all are not familiar with Captain Content, this is a guy who is a homosexual anonymous.
Oh, my God.
I found a song by your band, Michael J. Fox and the Shakespeare.
Michael J. Fox and the Shakespeare.
All right, I'll take a look at it.
I'll take a look at it here in a second.
Now, if you're not familiar with Captain Content, this guy has no shame of banging trannies, cross-dressers, traps.
I mean, he's done so on the show.
What's up, Flaming Creations?
What's up, No How MoFo9?
What's going on to Miss Akay?
Let's go to Circus Circus.
You guys want to go inside there?
Ah, Jesus.
Why don't you do something worth the shit, Captain Content?
What's up, I'm a Machine?
What up, Johnny Conquest?
What up, fucking Tyler metaphor?
GX!
He said GX in the chat, boys!
He said it.
What up, Calabo?
And look, we even got the mods doing GX.
Look at Shannon Hutchinson.
We even got mods doing GX, baby.
What's up, Milk Blush?
Look at it, Ronda G with a GX.
What's it doing?
What's it doing?
Everybody out there throwing the GX, baby.
I don't see no purple dome.
Where are we going, guys?
What are you doing, dude?
What are you doing?
Saturday night.
Let's ask this people in the chat.
What's up, Tilly Atkins?
Ronda G, Jamal 97, Pettis.
Sparky Sap.
I shy it out.
I shout out.
Lucy Fur.
I wanted to start streaming today at 1 p.m.
What's up, Yehuda?
8 p.m.
Fuck you, Puka, dude.
Almighty Tallis Ashley.
Oh, Callie Carl.
Shut it!
Yeah, he even knows.
Thank you.
He even knows.
You see, everybody knows who the fuck I am on the internet, dude.
Do you understand that?
Oh, dude, no.
WOOO. NO. NO. NO. I MEAN NO. NO. NO.
No, Why did y'all request that?
This guy's walking fucking the strip of Vegas.
Who would do this?
Who would do this?
I gotta stop endorsing this shit.
I don't want to make money this way.
No, bro.
It's not even funny, man.
It's not even funny.
It's not even funny.
Don't do that again, dude.
Please don't do that again, man.
See, now you're ruining my reputation.
Now you people are ruining my fucking reputation, dude.
I'm gonna mod you, Nellia.
Where's you in the chat?
Where is you?
Where is he, Nellia?
I'll modd you.
I mean, you see what I'm saying?
Now y'all are ruining my reputation.
I mean, don't you understand?
I'm known on these internets.
I'm infamous.
I know you fuckers think, haha, I'm not to get to China.
I'm infamous.
I'm gonna mod it.
Just, I don't act well under pressure.
But say something in the chat.
I'm modding right now, Nellia.
Okay, Devin wants mods so bad, too.
See, this is what happens.
Now, this guy's picking mods for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
Now, Gentrix.
I've been listening.
I've never thought everybody on the same day.
I try to.
Whoa, going on a thing.
You suck.
There you go.
He's far away enough that I can say that.
Oh, my God.
You're ruining my reputation, dude.
Seriously.
Okay, Nellia, where you are in the chat.
I'm muddy.
I said I'm muddy.
Don't be, don't, please don't be mad at me.
Come on, dude.
Oh, no.
Hey, Hitler's barbecue.
Now we normally do not serve here type, we will make an exception just this once.
I'm behalf of Ghost Politics and the Inner Circle have a cup of Mussolini macaroni on them.
GX and C. Kyle.
You know, I don't think that's GOS friendly.
You goddamn assholes.
Why don't we just say you goddamn sons of bitches, dude?
Hail Stalin.
Because Stalin's an asshole.
Something that's, you know, even worse for humanity, but accepted nowadays.
Oh, he's passing a tweaker.
He seems a little uncomfortable that you guys are going to donate some kind of fucking racism.
Just say long live Pol Pot.
Look at this guy.
This guy looks really nervous now.
You're making this guy really nervous.
Oh, look, some shoes.
Man, this motherfucker found him some shit.
Yeah, no, I'm okay.
Are you sure?
They're Adidas.
I'm okay.
Are you sure?
I know, leave that brother alone.
He's with his girl and his baby.
Come on, Captain Content.
Jesus.
Ski Mass shoes.
Oh, no.
Ski Mask, what happened to you?
No, dude, I didn't donate that.
I didn't donate that.
Donating Racism to a Nervous Guy00:15:16
Uh-oh.
I gotta run now.
Guys, if it's real.
Don't say it.
Don't say it.
Oh, my God.
Please don't say it.
You're putting this guy at risk out there.
He's walking the Las Vegas Strip and you're doing this, guys.
Please don't say it.
Please don't say it.
No, please don't say it.
Oh, my God.
He's playing this on the Las Vegas strip.
You're ruining my stream.
Oh, hey, how you doing, man?
Just pass the black guy!
Oh no, dude, come on!
Come on, dude.
ST Mike, you fuckin' piece of shit!
Say you're the five bucks.
You're a fuckin' piece of shit, ST Mike, you fuckin' bad guy!
You guys are just gonna charge all this money back and ruin my stream.
No, that's not what we do, dude.
We don't charge back, dude.
You know what I mean?
I know these are fucking fucked up trolls, but we don't charge back.
Oh, no?
Ghost is talking mad trash about you and Tranny.
I'm not talking trash.
Listen, these fucking people.
They're fucking lying.
I'm gonna put their lying, man.
Oh, man.
They're lying, Captain Content.
They're lying.
Hey, Laura, how are you doing?
No, I'm banned from there because they have sex with trans women.
Or whatever.
Or transvestites.
Well, so do you, dude?
I've seen you.
Where you want to call me?
Oh, dude, come on.
Who's doing this?
Hey, baby cakes.
I wanna bleep here, sweet tight bleep.
Please give me a cleveland, what?
Seamer?
What are you saying?
Why are y'all doing this shit?
That shit in my mouth.
Or drink your piss.
Oh, God.
It happened again.
I just soiled my wheelchair.
And where the fuck is that idiot donated on Captain Content stream?
What the fuck?
Hey, lady, I'm getting too much donuts for you.
What the fuck, man?
Sorry, they didn't even scare you there.
Sorry.
I know, man, deporting women in the dark.
Dude, I don't want to call you on Discord, alright?
Shit!
Take about 10 steps away from my fucking butt crack.
I don't want to call you on Discord.
Oh, man, that was so weird.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, man.
I'm telling you, man.
Hopefully, the donuts are over.
And we can go back to doing my classical non-content stream.
Classical non-content stream.
At least he's honest with himself.
Hey, guys, you're going to have food?
At least he's honest.
Oh, sorry.
Hello, guys.
I'm YouTube.
I'm famous.
I get money for this.
Look.
Ghost Politics said you fuck ladyboys and trannies.
And that's why you are.
Yes.
Everybody hate me on YouTube because they have sex with ladyboys.
At least he admits it.
My channel.
It's Captain Content.
Volkswagen.
Sing!
This is probably going to get me banned.
This is a Nazi song, apparently.
You know who the Nazi is?
Calm down.
Captain Content.
Calm down.
It's all good, dude.
It's all good fun.
Come on.
It's very bad people.
Very bad, very bad people.
I agree.
Maybe a little bit funny sometimes?
No funny?
No.
You wouldn't laugh at.
Hey, dude, stop.
Stop doing this.
Stop it.
I'm getting too much money right now, bro.
I'm sorry.
I'm not in a fucking wheelchair, you dickhead.
This is not me.
Oh, no.
Me, Nig, Nig, Mig her.
No, no.
Oh, God.
Why are y'all doing this?
Why are you all doing this shit?
Look, you've got him running away from minorities.
You have this man running away from minorities in Vegas.
I'm a positive role model for people.
I am an advocate for trans rights in the world.
I'm normalizing trans people to be accepted in society.
I'm not a degenerate.
Yeah, you know.
That begs to be seen.
And this guy's fucking, his stream kind of cuts off and off because he's got a cheap-ass phone, for Christ's sake.
Or Luz when you turn it.
What's going on?
What the hell?
And I deserve to be happy.
I'm a human.
Oh, Christ.
I'm a human.
I'm here.
I like to fuck.
Yeah, we know that, dude.
I like to make children.
Not really, because you cannot have children with trans.
But not yet.
They're trying to make it come out the shit funnel here soon, so we don't know about that.
Oh, my God.
He's so scared.
Keep donating.
Stop it.
I'm gonna.
Oh, my God.
Swear to God.
Yeah, dude.
Don't.
Don't donate any like media.
That's gonna get this guy's ass kicked, which I do not like at all.
I've never watched this show, never.
Here we go, we're in Vegas.
We made it, Made it to Vegas.
We made it.
We made it Trump Tower.
I Look crazy without the beard.
Captain Autism, Captain Deathy's guy with Captain Desk Cap to ban Captain Dessey.
What?
Oh no no, don't say that.
No no, don't say that.
Don't say that, don't say that no no, stop speaker.
Oh my god, oh my god.
I'm not gonna go to no people listen.
If you get me in trouble, I'm gonna cry.
Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
He's running from minorities.
This guy is running from minorities.
I'm drowning.
Oh guys, nobody beat me up yet he says it to blacks.
He said it to a boy.
What's happening?
You're banned from the compound.
Cause of Chap Sogg is the biggest queer there is to og.
What you doing, og?
I love you, dude.
Oh, we got a dono here.
What's going on?
You guys gotta stop with this.
If you think Ghost is a coward for not talking to me, a break, don't listen to.
Captain Autism is a mod.
Give me some content, do a dance.
Oh wait, and stay Ghost, get you down.
Sure hell tried to refund all his donations.
And he may say, why are you so tall?
Well, that's offensive.
I know, I know.
They're probably gonna try and ban me or something.
These people are just gonna charge me back.
No, nobody's gonna charge you.
No, don't tell this guy that shit.
Dude, we don't charge back.
I don't know why we don't charge back dude, they probably think i'm a bad person for some reason.
My guy was gigantic.
No actually, he was 5'11.
I'm just very, very short.
What is this song?
Hey guys!
How you doing super, super dude.
This is horrible between James, I might skip.
I try not to skip, but if i'm in a, i'm in a private place, i'm indoors and this shit starts playing, i'll have to skip it.
You know, I try not to skip but uh, If I have to skip, I'll have to skip.
No, don't be a scammer.
Don't skip, dude.
What is this?
Let's see this song, Yellow Cows.
Another charge back.
This race is a curious place So the most fierce But they use a slow loop And it's a little soft loop More in a slow loop So he is good So hi, the camera Okay, okay, okay Okay So I'm not a old man Rich, I'm happily married But I'm not a old man So I'm not a old man Oh, my God.
All right, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna go away from this stream here in the next couple of minutes.
All right, we're gonna go away from this.
God, Jesus Christ.
Fuck you.
Why is ghost politics harassing me tonight?
I'm not doing nothing.
Vedina was made for the Venus, not Venus for Peters, not Venus for Anus.
Adam was made for Eve.
He was not made for Steve.
Homophobic song.
Oh, no.
I don't care.
Men to man, just bring his girls.
This is not that bad.
As long as it doesn't have the N-word in it, I'm happy.
I never, I'm not doing nothing.
I didn't do nothing, dude.
I didn't do nothing.
Honestly, nobody likes gay people.
Even Normies.
And gays are not going to do anything about it.
What the fuck kind of song is this?
Dino with a 15.
Thank you.
15.
What the fuck?
Thank you, Dino.
What the fuck's going on?
This is going to be a long song, guys.
Uh-oh.
All right.
All right.
Let's go ahead and go away from this here.
Okay?
All right, we're going to go away from this for a second here, okay?
All right.
The reason is, folks, is because I've got a $20, $20 dono by Anonymous who said, found a song by your band Michael J. Fox and the Shakespeare.
Pretty damn catchy, Cheers Ghost, okay?
So let me go ahead and get to this $20, $20 up in here.
Hail Pussler.
Who the fuck is her?
Hey, Pussler.
Did you see Trump's interview on Laura Ingram's show?
Yeah.
Talk about a read-my lips, no new taxes moment.
Disgusting that Trump called us Americans too stupid to do tech work and instead wants to import more dumb Indians for cheap.
Get the fuck out of here.
Yeah, let me explain.
Okay, I'll explain it.
America is filled with a bunch of autists and Asperger pieces of garbage that can't suffice the tech demand that we need in today's America.
And unfortunately, we got to go across the pond and we got to go get some fucking Indians to do the job.
It is what it is.
And sorry if that hurts your feelings, all right?
All right, let's go ahead and get to this one here.
What the hell is this?
Anonymous donated a $20, $20 for this one.
So let's see what the hell he donated here.
What is this?
Found you, Michael J. Fox and the Shakespeare.
Wait a minute.
What the fuck is this?
Hey, train lover 567 in the house.
Thank you, dude.
We'll go ahead and take a listen to what you got.
This right here.
Give me a break.
All these people for this shitty production.
All these people for this shitty ass production.
Unbelievable.
All right.
Take this shit off.
Take this shit off.
Fucking.
Fucking, first of all, lose weight and chop that beard off, you fucking hipster.
All right.
Thank you, Anonymous.
Appreciate that.
We got Train Lover567 in the house.
He says, Sup, ghost, here's some rap.
The flow of this guy is good.
Let's see what Train Lover's talking about.
Once again, he donated a dono, obligating me to watch this YouTube video.
So, what is Train Lover doing here?
What is this?
Now, according to Train Lover, this guy's flow is pretty good.
So, let's take a look at it.
What is this from Africa?
Hey, Ben, man.
I think I might need a hi-hat or something to keep me on since we since I'm just providing a beat for the a cappella.
You know what I'm saying?
Okay, let's hear it.
All right.
Yeah.
Like that.
Let's hear it.
What I'm about to do, I'm about to give y'all the verse I did with bone.
I was supposed to do with bone called speed of sound.
They ain't never put it out, so I'm gonna give it to you right now.
Check it out.
I'll be coming like autobiography.
I'm murdering everything.
I'm gonna kill it with the missing and flip it.
I'm sick with the giver to the living.
I'll be inching the giver.
The whiff of the wicked.
I stick it with the cooking and digging there.
Like I said it before, I'ma get up and go and get it because I'm missing malignant to keeping you riveted living the polygamous in the bit.
And it's taking them in a second to be kicking it.
I fell for the middle west.
Go for your little neck.
Don't let me get it, but you're not.
I'm again.
Stop and drop on top of Trot and you're kids.
Not the guap of pop without an admission.
Helling from misery.
You can smell out the hell and the dizzy.
Just remember me, busting deliveries and I'm making the civil reason.
I'll take up my little city to live liberty.
Go for the gusto and leave the ground.
Don't push the beat around.
All of it was choppers on this.
Are you shitting me?
Everything like a bullet from a gun.
I'm going to get the speed of sound.
Are you shitting me?
And that was it?
That was it.
That was it.
What did everybody think of that speed rap for Christ's sake?
And by the way, I need something to drink.
I need something to drink.
The beast.
What up, the beast?
Oh, my God.
Yo, ghost.
What up?
Another beast video for you.
You're gonna love this.
What?
What do you mean, beast video?
Let's raid these anti-Trumpers real quick.
Well, you didn't even leave me a link to where the fucking raid them, dude.
Anyway, let's get to the beast first here.
Let's go ahead and get to the beast's request.
And he said that I'm gonna love this here.
So let's see what this is, the beast, for a $20, $20 bucker up in here.
Let's see what he requires.
Oh, no.
Come on.
Not this fat little fuck again, dude.
Oh, shit.
Fucking fat little autist.
Disrespect My Family and Leave00:15:20
Person who had disrespected my 15-year-old brother.
Uh-oh.
Get the fuck out of here.
You do not disrespect my family.
This guy sounds really intimidating.
Look at that quadruple chin there.
Hold on, pause this shit.
Look at that quadruple chin.
Oh, my God.
Oh, shit.
Forgot the link.
All right, we'll get to it right after we see this fat fuck talk about.
Don't disrespect my 15-year-old butter.
If anyone, anyone disrespects me or my family, one of these days, I will hunt you down with the fucking knife and kill you.
And so will my fucking backup, my friends, my backup, everybody.
My backup.
Go and find you and fucking beat the living hell out of you.
My backup.
You want to disrespect me?
You want to disrespect my 15-year-old brother?
You want to disrespect my family?
Fuck off right now.
This guy is holding his keyboard on his fat tits.
His tits are so big they can keep his keyboard up.
Fuck off YouTube.
Go fuck your friends.
That'll make you feel better.
Get your fucking asses off YouTube.
If you want to disrespect my family, well then I have one thing to say to you.
Don't you even fucking try.
Because if I find out that you are fucking doing it, yous are fucking banned from my channel.
You will never, ever get on this again.
Oh, jeez, that's, oh, that is, that, it hurts.
Yeah, that fucking hurts.
Stop disrespecting my family and stop disrespecting me.
I'm alive.
And so is my family.
I'm standing up for them.
This is cringy as fuck.
Me.
Do you not see it?
You disrespect my family.
Dude, this is cringy as hell.
If you disrespect my family, you're disrespecting me.
You're disrespecting the living.
The living, breathing human beings that we are.
Me and my family, we stand as one.
Me and my family, we stand as one.
And we won't.
You understand?
Before you, victorious.
Me, my friends, my family, everyone will stand victorious over trolls.
Fucking faggots.
It's all you, motherfuckers.
Hold on, pause this.
One more, some 80s.
Thank you, Train Lover 567.
We got to listen to this idiot first, though.
It's almost done.
Almost done.
Disrespect me.
Hold on, time out.
What is it?
What is it?
Aesthetic.
All right, pet Mexican, you owe me.
Don't even think about stitching me up here.
You try and leave town and run away from me in that Chalupa Express refugee van and I'll hunt you down alright.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Are you expecting the pet Mexican to fill up your 520?
Is that what you're expecting aesthetic?
I think, dude, I don't think he's going to come up with the pesos to do that, dude.
I don't think that's going to happen.
I don't think that's happening.
Get the fuck off YouTube.
You have gotten me pissed.
My last.
Uh-oh.
Fucking.
Cell has gone insane.
What the fuck is he talking about, this fat fucking bad?
Stop disrespecting me and stop disrespecting my family before I fucking one day find you, kill you, and you will never.
I mean, what the fuck he's threatening people?
He's threatening lies.
That's it.
Yeah, you sound so fucking convincing, fat ass.
I mean, Siri, yeah, you sound so fucking convincing, you fat jelly ass bastard.
All right, let me go ahead and play this one by Train Lover and then, uh, and wait a minute.
Somebody by the name of Fagler just said that Elvis is on Go Raid His Tools.
I will in just a second.
We got to hook it up with Train Lover 567 there first.
And then once we do it, we'll go ahead and we'll do some raids again.
But remember, we got to take care of these $20, $20 buckers here.
So let's go ahead and do this.
Here's Train Lover 567 saying one more here's some 80s.
Christ, we got to wait for five seconds because of excuse me, YouTube, YouTube, everybody's doing the YouTube.
All right, put Trevar, whatever the fuck his name was.
Oh my god, dude, that sucked, dude.
That's that's bad.
That's fucking bad when they're losing.
That's fucked up, dude.
I don't want to hear that shit.
In the field of local.
ST, Mike, you hear the Home Depot.
I hear Home Depot.
You don't hear shit.
You know what you hear?
You hear, you know, you taking up the ass.
What up, Train Lover?
I'll say it was born in 1996, and old music trumps most of the modern shit.
It does, dude.
My parents are boomers and hook me on the older music.
I don't blame you, dude.
I don't blame you.
And cheers to you there, Train Lover567.
You got a decent, you got a decent taste in music, decent flavor, all right?
Now, somebody that donated anonymous said that I should be raiding this link here.
So let's see who the fuck they're talking about here.
Everything's the field of local.
Raid this.
Oh, my God.
It wasn't Chinese, so I hate it.
I'm sure.
Chairman Fried Rice.
Why raid this?
Dude, why did you...
One parent goes off and...
Why raid this?
Why are you telling me to raid this?
There's no chat room.
Are we going to pretend that stay-at-home parent is less valuable than that?
What is this?
Is this a gay black man with age?
I mean, what is this?
What is this debate about?
Their sacrifices in terms of their career is actually enabling that 5100 to then go off and earn the money.
Somebody actually donated this for us to raise.
I don't think your comparisons are irrelevant.
If you want to have a conversation about raising minimum wage and doing that, that's not a problem.
I would agree that many people are underweight.
Underpaid.
I agree with all of that.
I just dislike this comparison because I think it's politics of envy.
Oh, my God, dude.
I don't know why you wanted me to raid this, dude.
There's nobody here to raid.
There's no chat room.
I mean, I don't want to watch.
Who the fuck wants to watch this?
Who the fuck wants to watch this?
Get the fuck out of here for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
I'm over here trying to look for people to raid up in here.
And look, I want to be honest with you.
I'm really pissed off at you people on how you're making me look like an idiot on the internet.
You know that?
I mean, when we were on Captain Content Stream, you sons of bitches were out here, you know, donating all kinds of racist garbage, and you people are making me look bad.
You're making me look bad in front of them.
You're making me look bad at the streamer compound.
You're making me look bad, and I don't appreciate it.
All right?
I don't fucking appreciate it.
Anyway, let's go over here.
Let's raid this here.
Who's this?
Rosie O'Kelly.
So I need to see how that cabling's running out.
So I just have to see what Mr. X did in the back.
I think this is Fat Elvis right here.
Splice in or whatever.
I think this is Fat Elvis right here.
Hold on.
What is it?
Noble Savage.
Hi, Ghost.
What do you think of this white rapper?
All right, look, look, let's get out of here.
Oh, my God.
Put it on Fat Elvis.
There's Fat Elvis.
I'm going to go ahead and do Noble Savage's $25 request, baby.
All right.
What's up, Barry Black Blarry?
I think Johnny Conquest in the chat.
Uh-oh, they acknowledge me.
GX.
Yeah.
I think we're about to be rolled into the chat here.
Hey, I'm not a bad guy.
You see how you're making me out to be a bad guy, Peeps?
What up, Red Pill Acolyte?
You're about to be blown up on me.
The trolls are rolling in.
What's up to everybody?
GX in the chat, dude.
I'm a machine.
Flaming creations.
Kitty Joe.
Ghost Politics.
Hey!
Black Swordsman, what's going on?
Cheers, baby!
I'm telling you, everybody on the internet knows who the fuck I am, baby.
Rosely a politics channel trying to build off of an RV channel and some politics.
I know.
Ghost wants to smash, I know.
Ghost wants to smash a politics channel.
What the hell did Rosie O'Kelly say ghost wants to smash?
What the fuck?
I don't know.
It's like we're two different channels.
Ghost wants to smash.
Troll my channel and send people in for what reason?
I don't know about Colin.
Oh no.
Oh God.
It happened again.
I just soiled my wheelchair.
Engineer, get over here.
Don't do it, dude.
What kind of a politics channel?
Marshall, I don't know.
Why do you ask me?
Once in a while, they roll in here.
There's nothing I can do about it.
I'm just saying, though.
Look, he's getting jealous.
Maybe they like a good fire.
He's getting jealous.
What does a politics channel get out of trolling an RV channel?
I think Ghost Politic likes me.
It's for the deep cycle batteries, Brarry.
I'm not talking about politics.
Thank you.
Thank you, Tools.
Thank you, Tools.
Well, what do you have to say to Ghost Politic then?
That's what I'm asking them.
What is the purpose of a po- You have a politics channel.
What is your purpose of sending people to troll my channel on RV channel?
We don't like you.
You're using Rosie O'Kelly.
You're using Rosie O'Kelly, dude.
You're not going to get any of my subscribers.
My people are not going to come and watch you yakking your mouth on politics.
I'm not expecting that.
You're using Rosie O'Kelly.
The people who yak their mouth about politics.
I don't think Ghost Politic dislikes me.
I think Ghost Politic just has.
I'm not talking about you.
I'm saying about me.
Well, they're not here on your channel.
They're here on mine.
Okay?
I'm just asking him to...
I'm just saying.
Yeah, that's it.
It's the, uh...
It's the new see-through bikini is the latest rage.
That's it.
Thank you, Nihao Nihao Mo.
I mean, does this fat Elvis idiot think that I'm trying to get fucking?
I don't think there's any colonizing the moon.
I'm trying to get viewers from this fat fucking piece of shit.
I mean, all this guy does is fucking he either eats or he's drinking or he's waxing that shitty fucking van of his.
The first RV on that.
That fucking 1984 van is his right there.
Marshall, that would definitely get you into the Henry Ford Museum in Dearborn.
The first RV on the moon, right?
Have you seen the album?
I'm looking at it.
Yeah, it's a big moon tonight.
There it is.
Moon over the ranch.
Yeah, hey, by the way, this is the wherewithal.
I give ghost politics my bone.
What?
That's what I say.
Did she just say that she'll give that ghostler thinks you're juice and he hates Keeks?
That's not true.
There it is, man.
The first RV.
That's not true.
Ghost Politics wants to give you a rusty trombone and a Cincinnati bow tie at Rosie O'Kelly.
Yeah, as long as it's not a Cleveland steamer, that's okay.
Hey, Fat Elvis, quit mooching off of Rosie O'Kelly.
How about you just die on the toilet like the real Elvis CD?
You're hot tonight, Marshal.
Like I said, Ghost Politics, you must, your channel.
Well, don't stir the dude up, man.
I don't want to have a war zone in here.
I'm just saying, your channel, what?
I'm asking you, question.
Why would it's like saying, I'm going to go on a Ghost Politics channel and say, come all those people once a politics.
Hey, Rosie, hop into the tub with Ghost and I before the water gets cold.
I'd do that.
I'd love to be in the hot tub tonight.
I'd like my new see-through bikini, baby.
See-thrub.
Oh, my God.
This is the old Christmas tree here.
Let's throw that.
Why are y'all doing this shit to me?
Maybe Ghost just likes a nice fire tonight, Marshal.
You know?
What do you think?
Autistic Edgelord Music Requests00:15:53
Nope.
Looks like Fat Elvis is getting jealous.
Just to have a little fun tonight.
Pat Elvis is getting jealous.
We're going to...
We have from Hong Kong.
Ghost wants to have sexy fun time with you next to that fire.
There we go.
Sexy fun time.
Sounds like a win to me.
Let's stop doing this shit.
Stop it.
Ghostler hates knickers.
Come on, Ghost Marshall.
Nobody wears knickers anymore.
Put your hands in your pockets and give Rosie.
Knickers went out of style in the early 1900s.
Give Rosie $100.
Come on, man.
Don't be cheap.
This is a guy who's mooching.
You know, I was up in Wisconsin.
You're fucking mooching off of Rosie O'Kelly, and you're telling me?
You're telling me?
Ooh.
All right, dude, listen.
I've had enough of this.
Reality, like I said all week, Keith Gregory on my morning streams, I knew that they were going to be up against it this week.
I even said several mornings I doubt they're going to make it through to the next round.
They're just, I get a feeling, you know, they need seasoning.
They're not done.
They're not good.
You know, they need to work on some things.
Ah, Jesus.
Can y'all stop, dude?
please seek heal and greetings from hitler's house of barbecue on behalf of ghost politics and the inner circle we would like to offer you a free cup of mussolini macaroni and half off on all shickle gruber milkshakes seek heal Shickle Gruber.
Stop!
Everybody, stop!
This is a serious warning.
Ghost is mentally challenged and unstable.
Do not antagonize him or he will find you and kill you.
Oh, come on!
That's bullshit!
That's a bunch of bullshit!
Line up of people.
You are sexy.
I would sign you to a five-year porno contract if you talked ghost.
There we go.
You assholes.
You fucking assholes.
You got with the ghosts.
You goddamn motherfuckers.
Put this on here.
I'm trying to get this fire.
You goddamn motherfuckers.
Hey, Elvis.
Want to have a three-way with me and Rosie?
I can show you my manly dominance because I have the tools.
My tool is bigger than yours.
Yep.
Hey, baby.
I hope we can get together sometime.
Yep, ghost politics.
Yeah, I'll be on the road in 2020.
We're heading down to LA.
Heading down to LA.
Going to L.A., Los Angeles.
I don't think it's Super Chat.
I think it's PayPal on here.
So.
People are liking the music, huh?
Yeah, the music's nice.
Yep, they're certainly hearing the Super Chat.
All right, look, I'm going to have to get off of here.
We've got Noble Savage.
Noble Savage hooked it up with a $25 bill, so I'm going to go away here in about 30 seconds to a minute.
All right.
Oh, man.
This Alan Gold should be taken out and flogged somewhere.
Hold on.
That's my opinion.
Hold on.
Did we get a donut?
I thought we got a donut.
Never mind.
No, we do.
Augusto demo plan.
Rosie O'Kelly is a tool, and Elvis Travels is using him.
And also, Ghost wants to smash Elvis and Rosie.
Shut up, asshole.
Yeah, I believe it.
I believe it, Butterbean.
I kind of felt it was coming.
I can't believe the Ravens lost, by the way.
I can't believe the Ravens lost.
They're just not ready for it yet.
They need more time.
Unbelievable.
San Antonio who's gonna be but oh yeah, I know that Andrea I know who's going to be bugging me.
I know.
Anyway, I'm going to leave here.
Okay, I was surprised he made it all the way to New Orleans.
Not too bad.
All right, let's go ahead and pause this.
And let's go ahead and go to Noble Savage's $25 bill.
He donated $25 obligating me to watch a YouTube video.
So here it is.
It says, hi, Ghost.
What do you think of this white rapper?
Noble Savage.
Let's go ahead and take a look at what he's talking about.
What do I think of this white rapper?
Well, I want to be honest with you, I don't really like white rappers, dude.
I think white rappers are culturally appropriating, and I think that they're fucking pieces of trash.
But we shall see.
We'll go ahead and try to give this one a whirl there for Noble Savage.
All right, here it is.
Yeah, somebody donated two bucks Twim Cam 16 valve.
This is autistic Edgelord music.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, you can say that again.
What is this?
Oh, my God.
Okay, here's the other money for the link.
I won't be a dirty Mexican.
Oh my god!
Law.
Well, at least you're being a good sport about it there, Noble Savage.
This is fucking unbelievable.
This is fucking unbelievable.
Anyway, let's do a little bit more of this stupid fucking therapy session song, and then we'll get to aesthetics.
All right, we'll go ahead and get through the studs.
I bet you can get my perspective on what you expect from the therapy session.
I mean.
Look at this howdy duty motherfucker.
Are you kidding me?
This guy trying to be gangster.
look like motherfucking howdy doody about things that i'm actually dealing with something that i'm actually experiencing this is real for me like this is so real You're a fucking idiot.
All right, I've had enough of this.
This is real for me, guys.
This is real for me.
Yeah, thank you, Gray Steele.
Listen to this.
This is real for me, guys.
God gave me the gift and he gave me the ability to God gave you what gift?
And that's what music is for me.
When I feel something, whether it's anger, I'm just passionate about something.
Get the fuck off yourself, you stupid fucking wigger.
Jesus Christ.
Excuse me.
I shouldn't have said that.
I'm sorry, folks.
I'm just getting pissed.
You guys have already got me pissed off.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to say that.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, folks.
I'm sorry.
All right.
All right.
I've just been, I've been sober for too long, and I'm sorry.
As a matter of fact, I think I'm going to drink tonight.
I think I'm going to drink tonight.
It is the 12th anniversary of my show.
All right.
So I think I'm going to drink tonight.
Anyway, wait a minute.
Noble Savage did donate a $25 bill.
So let me end this.
Hold on.
Let me end it.
Let me end it.
Like, this is where I go.
This is, this is, that's the whole NF real music thing, man.
This is real for me.
I need this.
This is a therapy for me.
Somebody hit this fucking piece of shit.
Oh, I will slaughter your family.
And what?
That hurts you?
You know how many people have been shit-talking me and my family and wanting me dead and all this bullshit?
And this guy, because some fucking idiot posted this shit to him on social media, now he's like, man, I need a therapy session, man.
What a fucking, what a badgat, dude.
What a fruit bowl.
What a fucking fruit bowl.
Anyway, thank you, Noble Savage, for that $25 bill.
But this dude, dude, this was horrible.
This was utterly horrible.
All right, look, I got to get to Aesthetic's request here.
And he was hoping that the pet Mexican would, you know, kind of, you know, give him a little bit for the effort because I think the aesthetic hooked it up the last show.
And of course, nothing happened.
So let's go ahead and let's do aesthetics $20, $20 up in here.
Okay, here it is.
Here's Aesthetics $20, $20.
And what is this?
What exactly is this?
Okay, this is a song.
So let's see if you all agree with the song that was chosen by Aesthetic.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
Aesthetic requested this.
Here it is.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Wait, wait, hold on.
Hold on.
I'm playing something here.
Oh, my God.
Engineer rap.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I can only imagine.
All right.
Aesthetic requested this one here.
Let's see.
Let's hear this.
You can definitely tell the 80s twang to this.
Holy shit, it's Nick Fuentes.
Oh, never mind.
I could have sworn that's Nick Fuentes.
Now this ain't too bad.
I don't know.
Hold on, hold on.
You know what?
This is an all right song.
I wouldn't call it an 80s masterpiece, but you can hear elements of the 80s in this song.
1983.
Dude, doesn't that look like Nick Fuentes?
That looks like fucking Nick Quintese.
Somebody needs to troll him with this guy's face.
I'm not even joking.
Somebody needs to make a meme of this guy's face and then fucking throw Nick Fuentes to me.
Hold on, time out.
Hold on.
Somebody's donating up here.
What is it?
Happy 12 years.
Have some gangster pat.
Hey, thank you, Chad Poopter Griffin, even though occasionally you're a little bit of a trolling bastard.
Hey, we got Derwicking in the house.
Oh, my God.
Crossed Ghost just tuning in.
That rap was scuffed ass enemies.
Tell me about it.
I'm not a rap fan, but I have some liberal colored friends, so I do no good rap.
You've got liberal colored friends.
Oldest O-O-L.
Liberal colored friends.
I got to use that one there, Derwicking.
All right, listen to the rest of the song that was requested by Aesthetic.
Here we go.
And by the way we're getting these $20, $20 bunkers piled up under this son of a bitch.
This isn't that bad of a song, dude.
This isn't...
This isn't bad.
Is it any wonder?
I mean, I like 80s, dude.
You know, the audible signatures of 80s music, it kind of does something to my mood.
Let everybody think about this song.
Anybody kind of dig this?
Does anybody have any criticism about it?
Do they not like it?
Do they hate it?
What's going on in the chat, dude?
Boomer, trash, gay, all right.
Boomer trash, good.
It's decent.
Tijuana genius is 7 out of 10.
Iowa iPhone, decent, 80s, 80s, 80s.
Derwicking, 10 out of 10.
Better than 10 car.
Fuck you.
All right.
Stop using that mentally handicapped girl's gift, dude.
I'm warning your asses, dude.
Not bad, aesthetic.
That's Nick Fuentes, dude.
Look at that.
Somebody got a troll Nick Fuentes with this guy's face.
Look at that.
Somebody get that face and say, hey, we found Nick Fuentes at a gay club or some shit.
Anyway, thank you, Aesthetic.
I appreciate it, dude.
All right.
Anyway, we've got some more fucking $20, $20 that have already been donated.
And I know people are like, oh, Ghost, come on, man.
Hey, it's not my fault, dude.
People are donating, man.
I mean, why does everybody get mad at me?
Because people, you know, kind of want to hear their Thea thing.
People want to hear their fucking music or people want to hear something.
Why is it my fucking fault?
Why am I a bad guy all of a sudden?
Jesus Christ.
You guys just, it never ends, dude.
You're never fucking happy.
You know what I mean?
No matter what I do, you goddamn assholes are never happy.
All right, let's get to the next $20, $20 bucker, and let's not waste too much time.
This is by Engineer Rap.
Didn't leave any text whatsoever.
Here's Engineer Rap.
Hey, by the way, this is actually Engineer's favorite song, one of Engineer's favorite songs.
I am not kidding.
I am not kidding.
Everybody, remember?
Chakaron.
Here's another one.
If you want an explanation for why he is the way he is, he's Canadian.
Oh, wait a minute.
Are you talking?
Okay, okay.
I think I know who you're talking about.
I think I know who you're talking about.
Look, they're piling them up.
They're piling them up.
They're piling them up for Christ's sake, then we got a little hype on that son of a bitch.
We got a little hype on that son of a bitch for Christ's sake.
All right, wait a minute.
Wait, wait, wait.
It says the stream is not recording.
The stream is not recording.
Oh, my Christ.
Renny, when Ghost brings over the inner circle, enjoy trolls.
Wait a minute.
Restart this.
I can't restart the stream.
I'm getting piled up up in here.
What are you fucking talking about?
It's a special Saturday.
We should let Engineer pay for it.
I mean, good fucking God, dude.
Are you fucking kidding me, man?
This fucking stream is not fucking recording.
What the fuck?
What the fuck, man?
I'm sitting over here.
I'm fucking, I'm providing content up in here.
I'm fucking doing shit.
And you mean to tell me that this fucking shit isn't recording?
What the fuck?
I can't work like this, man.
I can't fucking work like this.
Oh, my God.
Let me tell you something.
I can't restart the stream.
Are you fucking joking?
The streams not fucking record, I mean, you know, I mean, oh my God.
You know what?
Listen, listen.
I got to do me here for a second.
Where are we at?
Where are we at?
I got to do Chad Pooker Griffins next, and then we're going to move on.
But let me tell you something, man, I got to fucking, I got to do me here, okay?
Because I'm not going to restart the show.
Who Made This Perverted Video00:12:57
Okay?
If I restart the show, I lose fucking listeners.
I lose people.
All right.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Oh, God.
In the field of local life.
Oh, look, somebody's saying, relax.
Two people are recording it on YouTube.
Well, thank God.
Thank fucking God.
Wait a minute.
I missed a dono.
Where did I miss a dono at?
I didn't miss any dono.
I got all the donos.
What are you talking about?
I didn't miss a dono.
What?
Eminem better than grunge.
My bad.
And you want me to raid that?
I can't do any raids, baby.
Everybody out there is everybody out there is doing their fucking thing.
All right.
Oh, wait a minute.
I missed Gray Steele.
That's what I did, right?
I missed Gray Steels.
Jesus Christ.
Well, hold on.
Before I do me, let me do Gray Steele.
Thank you very much.
All right.
My apologies here.
Let's go ahead and get to Gray Steels.
Gray Steele requested this for a $20, $20 or so let's see what Gray Steele requested.
All right, didn't say anything, but Gray Steele, here it is.
All right.
What is this shit?
Contain strong language, mature themes, and comic violence.
Oh, God.
What is this, Gray Steele?
Hold on, pause this shit.
What is this shit?
Oh, my God.
And there's pingas.
I thought I would do something different for your 12th anniversary broadcast and do a song donation.
Here's a band that puts a new meaning on the term hardcore rap.
All right.
Well, we'll go ahead and get to that in just a second.
And thank everybody for congratulating me and, you know, giving me props about 12-year anniversary.
The 11th of 2008 is when I started this broadcast, baby.
January 11th.
Unbelievable.
All right.
Gray Steele requested this.
Let's go ahead and see what Gray Steele requested.
What the fuck is this?
What is this shit?
Arby in the chief.
Oh, Christ.
I mean, really, dude?
Seriously?
Is this necessary?
I mean, what is this?
what the hell is this oh my god why Why?
If we're doing 80s Saturday Night Ghost Show, let's do some old school metal.
This is a ballad of the middle.
Derwicking, hooking it up with some old school metal up in here.
Hey, thank you, Derwicking.
Hold on, I gotta play this one once again by Gray Steele.
I don't know what this is.
I don't know what this is.
Why give me intelligence and a ridiculous body?
Arbiter, what are you writing?
Nothing are you drawing?
I must see what it is that you're drawing.
Let me see this.
Hey, I haven't finished.
Okay.
It's a guy.
Hooksie, there's something wrong with it.
Don't worry.
I will fix.
Gray Steele, are you serious with this shit?
Now you're drawing officially sucks, dick.
Oh, what the fuck, dude?
Why?
Oh, God, dude.
Come on, man.
It sucks.
But I enjoy drawing.
I want to get better at it.
I want to be really good at something.
Anything.
I want an ace up my sleeve.
How come you don't have any space up your sleeves?
Ace up my sleeve.
Never mind.
But why bother if you suck?
If you stop sucking, then maybe.
I mean, come on with these fucking perverted videos.
These perverted fucking come on.
If you want to be any good at anything, look at John.
I have not seen any significant improvement in your drawing in approximately three years.
You can be real assholes sometimes.
I can't believe I'm watching this.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M BEING FORCED TO WATCH THIS ON A FUCKING SATURDAY NIGHT!
GIFT ROTTING CONTEST Get drawing contest.
Oh, God, no.
Viewer discretion is advised, dude.
looks like it's gonna be some more perverted shit let's share this one That other one has important production notes.
John's gonna be mad.
I don't care.
He'll think it was ghosts.
What?
He'll think it was ghosts!
What the fuck does that mean?
I guess.
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT BE?!
Alright, who the fuck made this video?
WHO IN THE FUCK MADE THIS VIDEO?!
YOU MOTHERFUCKERS, DUDE.
You know, you sick motherfuckers, man.
I mean, I can't believe I'm watching this on a Saturday night, man.
And what kind of a fucking loser am I?
Where is it?
Grr.
Oh my god. Oh jeez.
Jesus Christ, are you shitting me, dude?
I mean, why am I watching this shit?
How much longer?
Fine.
I mean, give me a fucking break, dude.
I feel like a fucking neckbeard watching this shit.
I was expecting a challenge.
Hold on.
We got another dono up in here.
Oh, my God.
Three bucks.
And what is this?
Hey, ghost, distilling is streaming the show.
In case he sets it to private, here's the link so you can download the show afterwards.
Well, thank you very much.
I appreciate that.
Thanks a lot, dude.
Anyway, let's listen to the last part of Arby's in Chief or Arby and Chief requested by Gray Steele.
All right, let's go ahead and play the rest of this.
Let that be a lesson to be able to do that.
That's how I'm going to respond to that.
This has been Lamiumbrog.
Oh my god.
Oh, my God, dude.
I mean, listen, this is enough, dude.
This is enough of this perverted shit, man.
That's enough.
I mean, seriously, that's enough, dude.
I mean, you guys are a bunch of fucking perverts.
All right, I'm done with this shit, dude.
All right, take this shit off.
We don't need to see the credits of any of this crap.
Anyway, thanks a lot, Gray Steel, dude.
Thanks for nothing.
All right.
Thanks a lot.
Anyway, let's move on.
Let's go to Chad Poopter Griffin.
Chad Pooper Griffin goes to say, happy 12 years and have some Gangster Pat.
Man, Gangster Pat, dude, are you fucking, what the fuck are you doing listening to Gangster Pat there, Pooper Griffin?
What are you?
Some kind of a some kind of a gangster boy?
Some kind of a goddamn gangster damn boy?
All right, let's go ahead and take a look at Chad Poopter Griffin's video here.
He requested for a $20, $20 bucker.
Here it is.
Take a listen.
Oh, no.
I know why you did this.
I know why you did this, Chad Poopker Griffin.
Take a look at this.
Huh?
Take a look at that.
Fucking gangster Pat, dude.
Oh, ratchet!
Ratchet ass!
Look at that ratchet ass.
Look at that ghetto booty ass.
Good God.
Chad Poopner Griffin requested this, by the way.
Man, look at all these ratchets.
Although, with all due respect, I guarantee you, like 98% of the males in this fucking chat room would do these ratchets.
You know it, and I know it.
because y'all are desperate virgins like Nick Fuentes.
Man, look at all those tribal booties.
Look at all these tribal booties.
Oh my God, these are some ratchet hoes, baby.
are some ratchet ass hoes.
Once again, Chad Pooker Griffin requested this.
Man, this is like old school, dude.
1998, baby.
Damn, sound?
All I want to do was get it.
Take a break.
Hey, look at all that yay-yo.
Look at all that yay-yo.
Jesus Christ with that ass.
I mean, is everybody looking at that ass?
Light it up.
Light it up.
Bad up.
I'm at the crib with my cousin Jay.
We in the back room hiding out smoking hate.
Must have priested down.
these ratchets are showing off that tribal ass so uh what does everybody think about a little bit of gangsta pad baby What does everybody think about gangster pat?
Hey, man, just show me where y'all hear the set.
And hurry up, cause I think I hear your mama come.
She a mood and be fair to blow.
So hurry up before she hit the door.
It's awful.
It's awful.
AS out of 10.
Eight out of ten.
This is trash better than Panteria.
Fuck up.
Sucks.
Small cow music.
AIDS out of ten.
AS out of ten.
All right.
Now you guys are getting racist, all right?
I mean, look at all that ass, for Christ's sake.
You can see the pitbulls on their booty.
Jesus Christ.
Man.
Look at ass.
Ass.
All right.
All right.
Thank you very much, Chad Poopter Griffin.
This bitch's fucking shit almost came off.
Her bikini almost came off.
God damn.
All right.
Thank you very much, Chad Poopter Griffin.
Hooking it up with that little bit of a tribal moody ass.
You know what I mean?
A little bit of ass.
You know what I'm talking about?
Fucking ass.
Anyway, before we get to the next one, how many of these do we have?
We got one, two, three.
Jesus Christ, four, five, six.
All right.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
And hey, by the way, ST Mike, are you serious?
Chad Poopter Griffin Almost Falls00:11:40
Engineer plays one of his own choice of mute.
Dude, don't do the first of all.
The engineer's not even here.
The engineer, you should know, considering that you're a fan of the show, he doesn't work on Saturdays because I don't want to pay him on fucking Saturday.
All right.
So it's going to be my choice there, ST Mike.
Unless you donate a two bucker and give me a goddamn link or something.
It's going to be my choice.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Tarl Walrick.
All right, listen.
Everybody just calm down.
You guys are piling up these 20 buckers.
And, you know, it's going to take a while now, dude.
So everybody just calm down.
Don't worry.
All right.
And by the way, I'm going to do me here for about five minutes.
So you know what time it is, right?
Does everybody know what time it is?
Do you know what time it is?
It's time for more beer.
You're goddamn fucking right.
And I'm drinking tonight.
And you want to know why?
Not only because it's a Saturday night, but it's my 12th year anniversary for my illustrious internet broadcasting career.
So let me get a fucking beer going on here.
All right.
And by the way, it's almost 12 midnight.
We're almost in the midnight hour.
So it's time to get some fucking partying going on.
All right.
It's time to get some partying going on.
Let's go ahead and do this.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
I couldn't stay on the wagon.
Now, listen, listen to me, okay?
Y'all heard me on Thursday have a fucking almost damn near panic attack.
And the reason was, is because I hadn't had any kind of alcohol for at least seven to nine days.
And I've said this before, and I say it again.
You don't want to go cold turkey on alcohol.
That's the last thing that you folks want to do.
It's the last thing you want to do.
So let me go ahead and pour in this beer.
Yeah.
Y'all hear that?
Here, I'm going to do me for five minutes and we're going to go back to the $20, $20 up in here.
But, you know, I got to do me, dude.
I'm sorry.
I got to do me.
Let's put some fucking music.
Let's put some appropriate music here for the occasion because I want everybody to know that I like beer.
In the words of the Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh, I like beer.
All right, so let's put some music for the occasion here.
All right.
Let's go ahead.
Uh-oh.
Yeah.
Let's drink beer.
Let's drink beer, baby.
I want to say cheers to everybody out there who's listening the Saturday Night Troll Show, baby.
Episode 23.
We're drinking beer.
And baby, it is 2020, baby.
2020.
So cheers to everybody out there.
Let me go ahead and drink this now.
Oh, that feels good, dude.
I'm telling you.
I love beer, dude.
I'm sorry.
I fucking love beers.
And by the way, it's Stella Artos.
All right, it's Stella Artos because they still got the fucking deal.
You buy two 12 packs, you get one free.
All right, but I'm telling you right there.
Let me go ahead and take a drink here, baby.
Cheers to each and every one of you out there that are listening.
Oh, yeah.
It makes my mind clear.
And I think we got Bjorn in the house.
Bjorn in the house.
Or you know what?
We should have Blade in the house.
We should have, hey, dude, beer now, dude.
You know, fucking drinking high, dude.
Hey!
Hey, dude, you're poor.
You're poor.
Let's drink beer.
Makes my mind clear.
Come on, baby.
It's Saturday night.
I want to say cheers to everybody out there who's listening.
I got all kinds of beer.
And by the way, this is the first time drinking beer.
As a matter of fact, this is the first time drinking beer this year.
First time drinking beer this year, baby.
And you know what else I'm going to break out?
I'm gonna break out the tobacco, or should I say the tetrahydrocannabanol, the grass, the reefer, the poo smoke, because there's nothing better feeling in the world than getting tipsy on beer and then hooking it up with a little bit of tetrahydrocannabanol, baby, all right?
You know it and I know it.
Where's my pipe?
Where's my fucking pipe?
Here it is right here.
Hey, look, we got the beast here.
What's going on, the beast?
What up, man?
I already had my last beer, but I just poured myself some 15-year-old Dalwini stotch.
Oh, there you go, dude.
Hell yeah.
It's been a blast listening to you for all these years.
Excuse me.
Hey, cheers to the beast.
For another 12 years.
Cheers.
Thank you, the beast, baby.
12 years broadcasting, baby.
12 years broadcasting.
Most of Bjorn, my fellow Nord.
Welcome, brother.
Glad to have you in here tonight.
That's right, Dr. Wicky.
We got fucking Bjorn in the house.
And by the way, what's up to Busadin?
How you doing there, Busadine?
Hey, look, let's repeat the song.
That's a good song.
Repeat the fucking song, all right?
Now, I'm gonna take a smoke here.
So if y'all don't mind, I'm gonna smoke myself a little bit of tetrahydrocannabanol.
All right?
So, and by the way, it's that weaponized type of marijuana, baby.
So, let's go ahead and do this.
Cheers, baby.
You gotta hold it and let it hit the brain.
No, Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
Sorry, folks.
Every time I take my first hit of tetrahydrocannabinol, dude, it just makes the mucus come out of the orifices.
I need a tissue.
Give me my fucking tissue, dude.
Oh, fucking Christ's sake.
What is it there, Vernor?
Ghost, my GF left me after six years.
I am completely devastated.
I am 31.
What do I do now?
Longtime fan, by the way.
Hey, Venor.
I've always loved the show.
Dude, that sucks, dude.
sorry to hear that hopefully she left you and you know let's put it this way Hopefully, she's, you know, put something in the way of your emotions, which it sounds like you're pretty emotional.
But what you should be thinking is, you fucking whore!
How the fuck can you leave me?
I'm Venor, you fucking whore.
How the fuck are you going to leave me, you fucking dirty bitch?
Six years!
I fucking dedicated to you, and then you're going to fucking walk away.
How you're going to fucking walk away?
Fucking dirty bitch.
You know what I mean?
And that's how you do it.
You fucking, you know what I mean?
And then, like, send her a fucking dead pig's head.
You know what I mean?
You can buy a pig's head at a butcher.
You know what I mean?
Make sure to put it at her door and say, you know, to the head of trustees.
No, I'm just, I'm joe.
I'm joking.
Anyway, Venor, I'm sorry to hear that, dude.
But keep your head up.
And I want you to know that there's plenty of women in the sea.
And, you know, just keep your head up, dude.
You know what I mean?
Try to stay positive.
And time, believe it or not, that hurt that you feel in your heart, time will eventually kind of, you know, kind of mend those wounds.
You know, mend those wounds.
So cheers to you, Venor, and thank you for listening.
I gotta blow my nose here really fast.
Or better yet, hold on.
Oh, no, pause this.
Okay, since Venor lost his girl out of six years, let me make you feel better.
I'm going to genuinely make you feel better right now, okay?
At least you're not this guy, okay?
Now, what I'm going to show you is, and this is an episode from Cheaters in which this guy, this is a TV show Cheaters, if you have not heard of it.
He finds out his girlfriend's cheating and walks into this.
So at least you're not this guy.
Viewer discretion is advised.
Go ahead.
This is for Venor.
Keep your head up, man.
At least you're not this guy.
Play it.
All right, look at this guy.
Obviously, you can tell.
Hold on.
Obviously, you can tell.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
You're fucking it up for me, dude.
What?
Ghost plus inner circle lull.
All right, look, I'll get to yours in just a second.
I'm trying to make Venor feel better.
He just lost his chick from six years, dude.
All right.
At least you're not this guy.
Look, let's put it back.
Let's put it back.
Notice this guy's got a comic book shirt on.
That is a bad tail sign.
Now, go ahead.
This is a guy.
He's about to bust his chick cheating in the act.
Play it.
All right.
At least you're not this guy, Venor.
Watch what this guy walks into.
Watch what this.
Look at what he walks into.
Look at his chick.
Look at his chick.
Look at this shit.
Look at this shit.
Look at this crap.
Look at what he just walked into.
At least you're not this guy.
At least you're not this fucking guy.
All right.
Look at this.
His chick is the one tied up to the bed, by the way.
His chick is the one that's tied up on the bed.
But as I stated, at least you're not this guy.
Just imagine walking into something like this.
That's all I'm saying.
Unfortunately, this has got bad audio.
So yeah, anyway, go ahead and turn this off.
Turn this off.
All right.
Anyway, I didn't want to show too much of it, but that's all I'm saying.
So Venor, I hope that makes you feel better.
At least you're not that guy.
Okay, that's all I'm saying.
Anyway, let's continue going.
Thank you, Venor, by the way.
Let's go ahead and get to the next $20, $20 bucker because we got them piled up on us for Christ's sake.
Let's go ahead and say Der Wicking.
Der Wicking is next.
And he said, Prost Ghost, just tuning in.
That rap was scuffed ass M ⁇ M horrible.
I'm not a rap fan, but I have some liberal colored friends.
Thuggish Ruggish Ball Rap Song00:03:21
So I do know good rap.
Here's some actually good quality old school.
Oh, yeah.
Let's go take a look at Derwicking.
I'm very curious to see and hear Der Wicking's.
Yeah, I saw your two buckers, dude.
Oh, my God.
I saw your two buckers, so it's not my choice anymore.
I got it.
All right.
I got it right now.
ST Mike the Meme Genius says, hey, are you a red box?
I get it, you dumb fucker.
You're calling me a shekel goblin, and I don't appreciate it.
Let's get to Der Wicking's taste in rap.
I'm very curious about this.
I'm very curious.
Oh, dude.
Now, I want to be honest with you.
This album, okay?
Hold on, let me wait for the advertisement to go ahead.
This, I'll put the PC shot on.
This album that this song was on, unbelievable album.
It only had like about five or six songs.
I think it had this song, The Thuggus Ruggish Bone.
It had gotta get down from my thing.
It had uh uh for the love of money.
It had uh it had like two or three more songs.
Badass.
When they fucking released 1999 and then sang that fucking welfare carol.
It's the first of the month.
Wake up, wake up, wake up.
It's the first of the month.
That it was over.
It was over after that.
But this fucking song here, this song right here.
Pretty good fucking song, baby.
Classic, classic old school.
You're talking 1993 right here, baby.
What 93, 94 right here.
Not 94, actually.
94.
Man.
It's the thuggish ruggish ball.
This classic old school rap right here.
Upstairs.
Old school, dude.
I mean, this is the kind of song that you can cruise a 6'4 in Paula 2 and have this bumping, man.
You know what I mean?
You're gonna be fucking having an 83 Regal all black on motherfucking date and some shit.
This is what you're bumping right here.
Dern Winking requested this, though.
It's the thuggest rugged ball.
It's the thuggish ruggish ball.
It's the thuggest rocket ball.
It's the thuggest rug as ball.
Get ready for the bone in the morning.
Hell yeah, dude.
Listen, I like this song.
I liked this whole album.
This whole album, right?
It's a decade.
This was requested by Der Wicked.
Saturday Night Troll Show.
We're partying up in here.
It's the thuggest rocket boat.
It's the thuggest fucking boat.
Yeah.
Bad Boys Need Personality Too00:12:22
Fuck yeah, man.
I'm leaning to the left right now, baby.
I'm leaning to the left, baby.
Not left-wing in politics.
I'm just leaning to the left, right?
Don't try to fucking intertwine that any other way.
They pop up on some litter mother.
You don't want to make it shut down.
Stuck running the nut quote.
And you better believe everyone in the street.
Yeah.
It's Trump 2020 all day.
You know it, baby.
You know it.
Trump 2020 all day.
Democrats are anti-American scum.
You know I say that all the goddamn time.
Democrats are anti-American scum.
What does everybody think about this song?
I mean, seriously.
I like to get the chat's general assessment whenever we're listening to songs like because it's important.
It's important to get a general consensus.
It's important to get everybody's information out of here.
You know what I'm saying?
7 out of 10, it's pretty good.
Not bad.
Guerrilla Hand.
10 out of 10 pettislung.
And shut up.
You don't hear the Home Depot theme in this shit.
I mean, this is badass, dude.
I mean, I'm not even joking.
If you have not heard this album that this song comes in, I'd strongly advise it.
I'd strongly advise it, for Christ's sake.
I don't know what what album this is.
This is like greatest hits.
I wouldn't get the greatest hits album.
I'd get the original one.
Badass, dude, all right?
Fucking badass.
You know what I'm saying?
And I'm already double my beer.
I mean, that's how much I missed it, man.
I just sucked up that fucking beer like a fat fucking cake.
Anyway, thank you, Pettis.
Or Pettis.
Fucking Derwick.
Fuck Pettis.
Thank you, Derwick.
In the house.
It's the Thuggish Ruggish bone.
It's the Thuggish Ruggish bone.
Man, I'm drinking beer, dude.
I've already drank my first beer for Christ's sake.
Anyway, let's go ahead and thank you, Pettis.
I got to give you props on that one, dude.
Got to give you props on that one.
Anyway, we got a whole bunch of 20 buckers that we got to do, dude.
You can see those in the list.
This one is by the beast.
He said, nice one, Ghost.
Here's another one.
If you want an explanation for why he is the way he is, he's Canadian.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
I think we're moving away from music.
And is this this fat tard?
It's this fat fucking tard again.
It's this fat fucking stupid fucking Canadian bacon tard for Christ's sake.
Of course he'd be Canadian.
And wait a minute.
What is that up there?
What the fuck?
What the fuck is that up here?
Anime bullshit!
Enemy fucking bullshit!
Jesus Christ.
Anime fucking bullshit.
Play this fat fuck for Christ's sake.
Oh my God.
I mean, does anybody, does anybody, hold on.
Pause this fat fuck.
Does anybody get a general pattern going on here?
Obviously, autism, fat in the ass, you know, playing with a relaxed brain, a Canadian.
And look at all this fucking stupid anime bullshit up in here.
Jesus Christ.
Hello, everybody.
Welcome to another edition of, well, my show.
The third part of Swag Fakes vs. Gangsters may be coming up soon.
What?
He thinks he's a gangster.
I said I was going to do generation, wasn't I?
Yeah, actually, I was.
11 minutes of this shit.
There are the videos also going on Daily Motion talking about more stuff and more about the relationship thing in it.
Yeah, all that stuff.
So we're going to talk about what is really, really pissing me off about these women nowadays.
All right.
Oh, hold on.
Pause this.
Pause this.
All right.
Now, I want you all to realize that this is why nobody is scoring on the male side.
And women, even though they're not getting as much dick, they're going and muff diving and doing their thing, okay?
The reason is, is because most American males, most of them, not all of them, obviously, they look like this.
They look like this.
And they probably act and have the same mental capacity as this fat lard ass.
And unfortunately, for whatever reason, these people can't either grow out of it.
They can't, I don't know, become self-aware, whatever the case might be.
And they just, they're slovenly, they're fat, they're disgusting.
This is what it is.
And yet this guy is going to have the audacity and say, I don't go for fat girls.
I don't go for fat girls.
I don't go for ugly girls.
I want Kate Hudson when she was fucking, or yeah, Kate Hudson when she was fucking 19.
For the better when I'm done with this video.
Look, now, I'm sick and tired of these ladies.
I mean, girls, these ladies, these teens and young adults and all that stuff.
I'm tired of these women going out with the bad boy when they really don't need one.
Tired of it.
Yes, I might be saying the same old shit that I said in my videos beforehand.
But look, this is the truth.
This is a lie.
I'm getting tired of the bad boys getting all the women.
I'm getting tired of it.
Well, you know why?
Let me explain something to you.
You want to know why the bad boys get the women?
All right.
Because women want to be taken care of.
Do you understand?
And the reason they go after tough guys and bad boys and shit is because they know that if it came down to a life-threatening situation, that this badass will get up and go fucking face whatever is that's going to be the obstacle of the challenge.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
I mean, this is why you little femme soy boys aren't going to get a woman because a woman looks at you and they may find you attractive.
They may say, oh, my boyfriend is cute and all this other shit.
But if it came down to it, your fucking house is being robbed.
You ain't going to get up and fucking face the burglar.
Do you understand that?
Or if you're in a club, this happens all the fucking time in clubs and bars.
I'm not joking around, okay?
This fucking fine hot piece of ass who's showing off her ass, all right, who's wearing a short skirt and goddamn titties are hanging out and she's all dolled up.
She's with some fruit bowl feminist soy boy.
Everybody just goes up to her.
Everybody just goes up to her.
And let's say there's an overly aggressive man that goes up to her and touches her and does this.
Are you some soy boy little fruit bowl going to go and protect this woman's honor?
Are you going to fucking bash this fucker in the head because he disrespected you by over asserting himself on your woman?
I mean, this is what I'm saying, folks.
That's why most women go for the bad boy.
They go for the bad boy because they want to feel safe.
They want to feel safe.
They want to be able to be around you and know that no matter what happens, no matter what happens, you're going to take care of it.
That's why they go for the bad boy.
All right.
Just FYI.
I'm fucking tired.
And there's no doubt.
Wait a minute.
Ladies, listen to me.
Oh, yeah.
Listen to this fat fuck.
Yeah, no shit.
Shout out to Bjorn in the chat.
Is Bjorn part of the IC?
No.
He still owes a lot of money.
So I think he could really benefit from being in the inner circle.
Yeah, no shit.
No shit.
I agree with you on that one.
Whoever the hell donated that.
I can personally agree with you.
But once again, listen to this guy.
He's like, ladies, listen to me, okay?
You got to stop going for the bad boys.
And I don't know what kind of a fucking image is this?
He's wearing a shitty fucking shirt that belongs to some kid that's in fifth grade.
He's wearing a fucking hat that belongs to some 70-year-old that's sitting in a fucking goddamn nursing home waiting to die.
I mean, all right, let me listen to this fuck.
I'm sorry.
After I'm done with this video, you need to change for the better.
So, you say a guy who doesn't abuse you or anything is a boring guy.
Well, let me tell you this.
It doesn't matter how boring the guy is as long as he has a good personality.
Oh my God.
If this is the mentality of most autists and most incels and neckbeards, no wonder you idiots are getting laid.
Are you shitting me?
I mean, it's all about personality.
It's all about the bravado of a man.
That's what fucking makes a woman be able to be submissive to a man.
And listen, let's be honest here, okay?
The reason that men can get away, like bad boys can get away with giving a woman a slap every now and then is because they have done more for that woman in better times.
Like he's taken out that woman in better times, given her good times, you know, done things for her that the one time he's like, look, bitch, shut up.
She's willing to let that pass because he's treated her so well in the past.
You know, I think that's what some of you men need to do.
Just because you got a relationship and, you know, you can slap your woman around and push her around.
You don't need to slap and push your woman around, you know, just because.
You know what I mean?
The only reason that a woman may allow you to give her a smack every now and then is because you've done shit for her.
Okay?
And listen, I'm not a woman beater, asshole.
Okay?
I'm not a wife beater.
But it was Sean Connery who once said, a woman deserves a good smack every now and then.
So I'm just saying I, you know, don't disagree with Mr. Connery.
That's all I'm saying.
All right.
Oh, anyway, play the rest of this shit.
Look, the guys that are nice, that are good, they may be boring.
They may be unexciting.
But they sure can look after you.
They sure can.
That's not what a bitch wants.
A bitch doesn't want that.
A bitch doesn't want you to fucking like, honey, are you okay?
Do you want anything?
And, you know, I'm a pussy and I'll do whatever you want.
That's not what a woman wants.
All right.
A woman wants you to give her giddy feelings inside.
And whether that takes you giving her a good time, whether that, you know, is you giving her a Gucci purse or whatever.
Why Bitches Want Exciting Guys00:04:02
All right.
Bitches don't want to be with somebody who don't have any kind of a personality.
You notice that the guys with the best personalities are the ones that get the most chicks.
You know that, right?
I mean, it is what it is, dude.
I mean, even fat guys, if you've got a personality, you can get fucking chicks, dude.
You can get chicks.
Now, you know, here's the thing.
Ladies, does size really matter?
No.
Oh, my God.
Are you going to?
I'm a big guy.
Well, you know, big or fat or whatever you want to fucking say.
I'm fat.
Yeah, I'm fat and I'm ugly.
But you know what?
I really don't care.
You know what?
You shouldn't care what a guy looks like.
Stop going for looks.
I know we have her.
You know, this guy says don't go for looks.
And yet I heard him in another video saying, I don't like fat and ugly women.
I mean, do you understand?
This is fucking how autism is, dude.
You know what I mean?
Personal preferences and our opinions, but this preference and this opinion sucks.
This is bullshit.
Like, wait, ladies, you can't be looking at guys because of their looks.
It doesn't matter what the guy looks like.
I'm tired of that.
I can't take this, dude.
I'm going to let this go for four minutes and I'm done.
D, go out with the guy and try him out.
Like, really, just try.
And, like, I think you should stick with the guy because, like I said before, it doesn't matter how boring the guy is, and it doesn't matter what he's drinking.
I'm done with this.
It doesn't matter how boring or what his looks are, or if he has a small copy.
Are you kidding me, dude?
Are you kidding me?
Hey, a ghost, been listening since the fifth grade.
Gonna drink 12 exact beers to celebrate properly.
I respect what you do and hope that you continue to stream indefinitely.
Thank you, dude.
Cheers.
Crack open a beer with me.
Yeah, no shit.
I need to crack open some beer.
You know, I already drank some beer.
I need more beer.
That's what the fuck I need, dude.
I need more fucking beer.
So I've got one out, and I don't have cans.
I've got some bottles for Christ's sake.
So I got the trusty old bottle opener out.
So let's go ahead and open it up.
Yeah.
All right.
Let's go ahead and pour it in the glass.
Remember, I like pouring it in the glasses.
You got to aerate the beer out there.
Take some of that carbonation out of the beer so that when it's in your stomach, and if you happen to eat anything and it drops into your stomach, the carbonation is not going to be infuriated in the stomach and everything will be all good.
So that's why I do it.
FYI.
Anyway, cheers.
And I don't know who the hell requested this.
The beast.
Didn't this guy get busted for child porn or something?
I don't know that for a fact.
I'm just asking.
I would not be surprised.
Anyway, cheers to everybody out there.
All right, go ahead.
Let's move on here.
We've got Tyler.
Tyler 225905 saying Ghost's favorite 80 song.
The fuck is this, Tyler?
All right.
And this is just audio, I think.
Hold on.
Can't music.
Can we get a bottles not wave since clearly you can't afford can't cans.wave dude.
I've got cans right here.
Pantera in Anime is Blasphemy00:04:14
They're all over the fucking place.
What are you fucking talking about?
They're all over the fucking place.
Oh my god.
What is this?
Fat man, more beer for more John.
What the hell did you say, dude?
Fat man, more beer for you, more Jack for me.
Cheers, God bless.
Cheers to Fat Man 1945, baby.
Cheers to Fat Man 1945.
He's definitely down with Trump.
MEGA!
So let's go ahead and thank you very much.
Let's go ahead and get to Tyler 225905's $20.
And he requested this.
Ghost's favorite 80s song.
Wait, is this Madonna?
I actually like Madonna.
Just saying.
Holiday.
Celebrate.
Yeah.
This is old school Madonna, dude.
Oh, no!
What the fuck, man?
Some people control me.
You're stuck as automatic.
Give me a fucking break with this shit.
All this Pantera fucking shit.
I mean, it's just musical blasphemy, dude.
You waste your skirts.
I can't believe I'm listening to this, dude.
Why do you do all these fucking Pantera missions?
Terraforming for Christ's sake.
What the fuck?
What did you say?
I mean, come on, dude.
Seriously, man.
Are you talking to me?
Say to this music.
I don't even know what to say.
I mean, I'm at a loss for words.
Real fucking funny.
Obviously, this is Cams Abuser.
Fucking Can's abuser.
Real fucking funny, dude.
Real fucking funny, Cams Abuser.
Jesus fucking Christ, man.
Musical fucking blasphemy.
That's all I gotta say.
Musical fucking blasphemy.
And like I said, you guys have ruined Pantera for me, dude.
I mean, Pantera, I used to love Pantera.
And then you morons started mixing Pantera with all these stupid fucking beats and all these stupid fucking songs.
Then you started telling me that Pantera lent its music to fucking Anime and SpongeBob.
And now I'm just kind of, you know, I'm kind of jaded about fucking Pantera.
I'm going to be completely honest with you, man.
And it's your fucking fault.
Musical Blasphemy Ruins My Love00:02:58
So anyway, let me get to the next $20, $20 bucker because we got a whole shitload of them, dude.
I'm not even joking around.
Granny Ghost requested this.
And Granny Ghost says, Granny, when Ghost brings over the inner circle, enjoy trolls.
So Granny Ghost requested this, whoever the fuck Granny Ghost is.
And supposedly this is Granny when Ghost Brings Over the Inner Circle, apparently.
I don't know what the fuck that is.
Let's see what the hell you're talking about.
Put the PC shot on.
What is this shit?
When I bring over the inner circle, what the fuck?
the fuck the fuck am i watching dude
How the hell do I know?
Get off my porch with that face.
Get off my property.
You're not very hospitable.
Hospitable, my ass.
Get off my porch.
Very well.
Oh my god, are you?
don't tell me oh oh here comes granny put down that gun down ha ha ha ha There goes Granny!
There goes Granny!
This is fucking funny dude.
Fucking granny's pulling out the chopper.
I mean, doesn't this make a case for, you know, not fucking with the Second Amendment, you liberal shitheads?
I mean, seriously.
Doesn't this make a case to put more fucking guns in people's hands?
I'm just saying, I'm just saying.
Just saying.
Granny Pulls Out the Chopper00:04:24
Oh, shit.
I believe fucking Granny.
Man, my granny never cursed a day in her life.
All right, so that's the big difference between this broad, this old hag, and my granny.
Anyway, Granny Ghost, thank you very much.
I appreciate it.
Let's continue, folks.
So we've got ST Mike.
I'm about to get to yours, but let me get to Pingas.
Pingas requested this and said, hey, G-Man, I thought I would do something different for your 12th anniversary broadcast and do a song donation.
Here's a band that puts a new meaning to the term hardcore rap.
Really?
I'd like to see this.
Let's go ahead and see what puts the meaning into hardcore rap up in here.
Once again, Pingas requested this.
All right, what is this?
Put the PC shut on.
What is this shit?
What is this crap?
Pingas.
The hell is this?
Watch you.
Grab my truck.
I don't like this dude.
I don't like this one bit.
Dude, this sucks a cock with it, I'm sorry.
I mean, I'm genuinely trying to give it a little bit here.
This fucking shit sucks.
What does everybody in the chat room think of this shit?
This sucks!
Oh look, some people, they actually like this!
Some of you people actually like this damn shit.
Why?
I mean this shit SUCKS!
Here we go, down the side!
Here we go, here we go, here we go!
I mean seriously this sucks dude!
I don't even know how to do it.
You can think that this is good in any capacity.
Alright, I mean, Jesus Christ.
This is cringe, dude.
I'm sorry.
This is not good.
This is cringe.
You help donated this.
Pingas.
Hey, Pingas, this is cringe, in my opinion.
I'm sorry.
I have to say it, dude.
This is horrible.
Yeah, thank you for ending it.
That shit sucked.
That shit really fucking sucked.
I'm sorry.
Somebody has to say it.
That was horrible.
That was fucking horrible.
No offense, Pingas.
We could agree to disagree.
But that was shitbag music, dude.
That was shitbag music if I've ever heard it in my life.
Anti-Semitic Problems and Open Borders00:10:45
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to Derwicking.
Der Wicking, he requested this and said, if you're doing 80s Saturday Night Ghost, let's do some old school metal.
This is a ballad about Ghost and Rosie O'Kelly.
What the fuck?
Ghost and Rosie O'Kelly?
The fuck are you talking about, Derwicking?
Ghost, Ghost, and Rosie O'Kelly.
Sit there and shut up, dude.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
Just sit there and shut up.
Oh, yeah.
Real funny, Derwicking.
You're goddamn right, man.
I miss the 80s, boy.
I miss the motherfucking a who doesn't?
You know, who doesn't miss the 80s for heaven's sake?
All right, look, we, uh, where are we on this motherfucker?
All right, Derwicking.
And here's Tarl Warwick.
All right.
Tarl Walrick requested this one here.
So let's see what Tarl Warwick requested.
And the next one is ST Mike.
So, but this one right here is Tarl Warwick.
Didn't put any text or anything.
Just put the damn link in.
Here it is.
Oh, fucking assholes.
Why do y'all got to do this shit?
Why in the fuck do you have to do this shit?
All right, YouTube.
Prefacing this video with the Iranian nuclear deal, I think it's time to talk about what the United States' relationship is specifically with the state of Israel.
Because a lot of people appear to believe that the relationship between the U.S. and Israel is currently going sour, but that somehow, magically, before Obama's second term, we were the best of buddies.
We were bosom buddies, best of friends.
They were our greatest ally.
Whoever donated this, you're a fucking asshole.
Indispensable to one another.
I mean, here we are.
We're partying on the Saturday Night Troll Show.
And you got to go and break this shit out.
You've been a trading partner with the United States for most of its existence.
There was a time when the United States largely did support Israel unilaterally.
It did so because it observed it being attacked back way back when we're talking, you know, JFK and Nixon era.
And naturally came to its aid, gave it money, gave it weapons and so forth.
However, since that time, the nation of Israel has done basically everything that it can to undermine the United States, to undermine our foreign policy, for one thing, to undermine our security, to undermine our integrity with our defense initiatives and so forth.
It's done a lot of stuff, and it's really beginning to piss people off.
Now, those that criticize Israel typically get labeled either somehow they're Islam friendly or they're Nazis, which is generally not the case.
Most people currently who are saying it's time to rethink our relationship with Israel fall into one of several relatively static categories.
I happen to fall into the first.
I don't single out Israel.
I say the United States has a lot of budget problems right now.
We don't really need to be sending billions of dollars of aid to a nation that claims to be God's chosen people, capable of fending for itself.
It's a nuclear state.
There's no reason that we need to be sending them so much as a red cent, nor should we be sending money to Saudi Arabia, which we already prop up throughout the world.
I mean, dude, why are you going to sour our Saturday Night Troll show?
I'm just thinking of sources.
With discussions about Israel, man.
You guys are a bunch of anti-Semitic bastards, and you're the one with the fucking problem, pal.
The funny thing is, the ones we're not giving money are our actual close allies.
You'd think we'd be funding development in NATO countries or, you know, countries that are part of the reciprocal defense treaty of the Americas or part of one of our Asian treaties.
You'd think we'd be helping them out.
Instead, we appear to be throwing money into these states in the Middle East.
I mean, seriously, guys, you guys got an anti-Semitic problem.
Israel is our greatest ally.
Do you understand that?
There are very small states that we should actually be sending any money to at all.
Some close ally gets hit with a disaster, can't cope with it on their own.
Yeah, go ahead and bankroll them.
As far as a state that is not currently suffering a 10.0 earthquake or a super business.
I mean, Israel is our greatest ally.
Man, I mean, you guys are just anti-Semitic masters, dude.
Let them sort out their own budget.
They're capable of doing that.
We've also been giving free weapons to many of these countries.
Why aren't we selling them?
Why are we giving them free weapons?
Well, we're doing that now, Sticks.
We're doing that now under Trump.
We're doing it now.
They've got plenty of missiles anyway.
They manufacture a lot of their own arms.
They don't need it.
Another group is tired of hearing about the xenophobia and racism in the state of Israel.
It's very funny because here you have the Jewish homeland, the Jewish state, and yet one of the primary concerns about that state is they are acting a bit like the Third Reich, or at least apartheid era South Africa.
Now, there's an interesting South Africa as far as their nuclear program goes.
Now, let me pause here.
Now, this is incorrect because right now, believe it or not, most Jews in Israel are secular.
I mean, they're not even down with the Orthodox Jewry anymore.
These people are secular.
As a matter of fact, they're so secular that they protest Netanyahu and go outside his home to protest because of the Palestinian situation.
So it just goes to show you that, you know, Israel isn't this third right country.
I mean, they actually want Palestine to intermix with Israel.
They want open borders and shit.
This is not a joke, dude.
I happen to have three members of the inner circle that are from Israel.
So I know what I'm talking about.
Also, people who are warmongers.
They see, they see the bombing of Gaza.
They see attacks on the West Bank and the disputed settlements that every country on earth have said, you know, it's illegal.
It's against internet.
It's ethnocide.
They're forcing people off land that does not belong to the state of Israel.
I've argued with people who say, oh, well, Israel is so generous they unilaterally gave Gaza to the Palestinians.
It was never Israeli to begin with.
It was already part of Palestine.
You can't give somebody something that was already theirs.
You can withdraw from it and stop directly occupying it, but as long as you're still bombing it, you haven't really given it back anyway.
There's a two-mile-wide no-go zone all the way around Israel.
All right, I'm going to end it here.
I'm going to end it here.
I let it go almost five minutes.
Now, first and foremost, I want to rebut a couple of things that Styx Hexon Hammer said.
First and foremost, okay?
Now, Palestine, what is the remnants of Palestine?
You would think that the males of these Palestinians, oh, here's fucking Nefara.
Some early 90s techno also post which decade was better music-wise?
The 90s or the 2000s?
Oh, Jesus Christ, dude.
That's actually a pretty hard question.
That's a pretty hard question to answer.
It depends on what genre of music you're talking about.
But 90s is, that's a pretty significant musical decade, in my opinion.
But let me explain something here.
Jesus Christ.
What?
Oh, my God.
Here's an all-time favorite tribute to the 80s, aka the best music era.
I remember when you said this was your favorite song.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
Well, thank you, Kansa Muser.
I appreciate it, man.
Anyway, look, I shouldn't even be discussing Israel and all that, but all I'm simply stating is, is that you would think all the men in Palestine, Gaza and all the other Palestinian territories, you would think that they would try to clean up their community and try to build something, try to build community, try to build buildings, try to build cities.
Excuse me, I'm sorry.
Trying to clean up their cities, you know, trying to make it safe.
Instead, you know what the men of Palestine have been doing for the past 30 to 40 years?
The men of Palestine have been using their children as a means of fodder for propaganda purposes.
I mean, every fucking time, the Palestine, I mean, that's why their whole shit is a shithole.
The men are more worried about, you know, showing, you know, victimization of Palestine than actually, you know, rebuilding Palestine and showing the world that they're actually truly being oppressed,
you know, and that they're, they, they have their whole areas under control and it's actually truly Israel that is prohibiting a potential, you know, whether it's a two-state solution, a peace deal, whatever the case might be.
So in my opinion, you know, and this goes back to the 80s, dude, when Hamas first started coming up as an actual legitimate faction.
I mean, these organizations use the victimization of their own population as a means of justification of terrorism.
And they purposely put women and children at the front line.
That's what they've been doing.
What did they do last year, a year and a half ago, when they started bum rushing the damn Israel borders?
Who did they throw first?
They threw women and children first because they know that the policy of Israel is shoot when anybody comes towards their border.
All right?
So that's all I'm saying, dude.
All right.
I mean, if Palestine really cared, if the Palestinian men really cared, they would show, they would make an example.
They would show how civil Palestinians are.
They would show how much the men care, utilizing whatever limited resources necessary to build their cities and to show that their cities are safe.
And then when Israel continues to oppress, then they have a valid argument for the international community to potentially tell Israel, hey, dude, what the fuck are you doing?
These people are out here.
They just want to live, etc.
Israel Shoots Women First Policy00:04:46
Anyway, let me move on, dude.
I don't want this to be a debate about Israel, okay?
Anyway, ST Mike, all right, ST Mike here, he said, hey, you are red box since you, since you're too much of a shekel whore to pay engineer on Saturday.
Fuck off, dude.
All right, ST Mike, I'm a shekel whore.
I just don't want the fucking engineer here on weekends.
All right, it's all there is to it.
Anyway, ST Mike requested this one here.
What the hell kind of video?
Oh, God, no.
Oh, my God.
ST Mike, why did you fucking do this, dude?
I mean, why did you fucking do this?
Seriously, man, why in the fuck did you do this?
Put the PC shot on.
Look at what fucking ST Mike.
Who the hell is that?
Jesus Christ.
Hey guys, what's up?
I just want to talk about a topic today.
I...
I have a crush on Patricia Paytas.
Trisha Paytas, this is to you.
Oh, my God.
I love you.
What a freak show.
You are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.
Oh, my God, dude.
No.
No.
What I like is just you're like the most curvacious, very curvature.
very curvaceous you're you're you're very bountiful and Yeah, you're really swooning the fucking panties off of this broad with this fucking stupid shit, dude.
i like everything about you right now i think you're uh i think you're you're amazing And if we ever met, we would basically just hit it off really well.
Yeah.
We did it off really well.
And uh yeah, yeah, this is gonna definitely fucking make this bitch drip.
Yeah, this is gonna make this bitch drip.
Yeah, right.
So uh what are your favorite places to eat?
We could go to like Wendy's, five guys, Taco Bell.
I mean, you name it.
Hell, we could even go to the Olive Garden and just get a very fancy meal.
We could take you I could take you out for a nice drive.
I mean, I got a driver's license, but I don't drive as much because Woodford Reserve Rye on deck.
This is a song from one of the quessential 80s metal gods.
All right, dude.
Well, thank you, Derwick.
And here, I gotta listen to a little bit more of Ard Hammond's freak show fucking video here.
So unfortunately, we're subjected to this.
But thank you, Derwicking, man.
I appreciate it, man.
Cheers to you.
Let's play the rest of this Ard Hammond shit.
I got someone that takes me to wherever I want to go.
So if I want to go to like the to the to the Twinkie Weenies place, I just go to the Twinkie Weenies place and uh just you know, we just have a lot of dingly fun.
Dingle dingle little fun.
Just yeah.
I also uh I mean we could go out to the beach.
I mean I oh my god dude, are you kidding me?
God, no I got an amazing beach body.
My body would glisten in the sun as we'd, as like the sun rays would.
Just I, just you know yeah, and then after that what we could do is uh, we could go out into the forest and just go on a hike and after that we go to the waterfalls, stare each other deep in the eyes and just basically make out like in those romantic movies.
I've seen a lot.
I mean dude, I mean I don't know if you're joking or I don't know if you're really genuinely trying to get some dumb bitch with this rap but dude, this is why no, that's why you're alone right now.
Dude, this is fucking bizarre, it's disgusting.
Films are like the greatest.
Just you know, it'd be amazing.
Disgusting Rap About Bondage Gear00:03:28
Um, you got sleep apnea.
Don't you talk about the, the inevitability of us getting intimate?
What kind of positions are, are your favorite?
I'm sure there's a lot that you'd probably like.
I mean, you seem like the kind of girl that are that's into dominating and uh, and I, I remember hearing you basically be into bondage gear and whatnot and honestly, that actually would sound amazing.
The, the idea of getting kinky is uh, pretty great.
Jesus Christ dude.
Um, where's A LA?
We could even where's A LA Snack bar when you need him, I could play.
I could just get the remote.
We could pay, but on to put on some Netflix.
My current favorite shows to watch on Netflix are Alvin And The Chipmunks, Sonic X, Dora The Explorer oh my god dude, I mean, how long is it all right?
Thank god, this is almost over.
I mean, this is cringe as fuck.
I can barely take it, dude.
I can barely take it.
CSI, uh, 16 words joker, Uh, ready, player one.
All right, I've had enough of this.
You know, because uh, I'm also a gamer into uh uh gamers rise up.
Yeah, gamers rise up, you fucking idiot.
Jesus Christ, Art Hammond.
I mean, that is cringe as fuck, dude.
That is cringe as fuck.
I don't even know what I'm supposed to react to with that.
Well, how am I supposed to react to that?
Jesus fucking Christ.
All right, how many more of these do we have here?
What, Nefara?
What is this?
Oh my god!
Do you mind checking if this URL is the same as the one I sent you?
I think I might have used the wrong link if I did use this one.
Also, for the 90s or 2000s question, I just mean music in general.
Music in general, I would have to say the 90s because the grunge movement was probably the last significant musical movement of American music history, in my opinion.
And, you know, it was really deep music.
And not to mention the artists, the artists of that time.
I mean, they're all dead.
They're all fucking dead, dude.
So I would have to say 90s just based on the grunge came out of the 90s.
So it is what it is.
But I hope that answers your question.
And I'll make sure to use the right link there, Nefara.
Anyway, let's go ahead and move on.
How many more of these do we got?
We got one, we've got two, we've got three, four, and five.
We got five more.
Five more to go.
And we can move on to something else, dude.
All right, here it is.
Here's Ghost plus Inner Circle LOL.
And this person said he upgraded from a wheelchair to a hover suit.
The fuck are you talking about?
What the hell are you talking about?
I upgraded from a wheelchair to a hover suit.
Hold on, here it is.
This once again was requested by somebody by the name of Ghost plus Inner Circle LOL.
Put the pic in there, Pete.
What is this shit?
Wheelchair to Hover Suit Upgrade00:03:00
Oh, God, dude.
What is this shit?
Oh God...
Hey, is that Sting?
You are so beautiful, my Baron.
Your skin... ...love to me.
Hold on, now pause this.
Pause this.
We got somebody on a scale of one to ten.
How angry are you when you wake up every morning?
Uh, it depends.
It depends, uh, but mostly around an eight.
Thank you for asking, though.
Lovingly cared for, for all eternity.
The fuck is this?
I'm a rapper fat for myself.
He who controls the spice controls the universe.
And what Paid did not tell you is we have control of someone who is very close, very close to Duke Leo.
This person, this traitor, will be worth more to us than ten legions of Sadaka.
And who is this traitor?
I won't say traitors, or when we'll attack.
However, the Duke will die before these eyes, and they'll know, hell no!
That is I, I am Vladimir Harkonnen, who encompasses his doom!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
What the fuck?!
It's a flyin' fat man!
So this is supposed to be me and my inner circle Is that it?
What the fuck?
He's going after the twink now.
You bend over him.
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh, God, what the fuck did I just watch, dude?
This is what I'll do to the Duke in his family.
What the fuck did I just watch?
Unbelievable Twink Family Shit00:14:45
Oh, God.
I mean, this is the kind of shit that I'm forced to watch on a Saturday night, dude.
That's just unfucking believable that you people are fucking putting me through this.
This is Guantanamo Bay torture horse shit.
I've been saying this for the longest time.
All right, let's go ahead and go with Nafara.
Nafara requested this and said some early 90s techno.
Also, which decade of music do you like better, 90s or 2000s?
And I think I just said that.
So, Nafara A22 requested this.
Some early 90s techno.
Let's listen to some of this techno here.
Let's listen to this.
Put the PC shot on.
Nafara A22 requested this.
Play it here.
is this slam positive education, huh?
Positive education.
Sounds like some old school town.
That's for sure.
We got a dono here.
Hold on, what is this?
Oh, my God.
Ghost, you're the shit.
Hey, thank you, SD Brewer, dude.
I appreciate it, man.
Cheers to you.
You're the shit, dude.
You're the shit.
A little bit of techno, dude.
You know, I can get into this.
Ultimate techno.
I'm just waiting for that bitch to come out and say, pump up the jam.
Pump it up.
Like your beat off stump it.
And the jam is pumping.
Look at him.
I'm trying to jump in.
Pump it up a little more.
You know, I'm waiting for that bitch.
Cheers to the person, SD Brewer, dude.
Cheers to you, man.
What is everybody thinking?
What's the general consensus of this style genre of 90s music in chat?
Look, people dig it.
I'm glad people dig it.
Like 9 out of 10, 8 out of 10.
8 out of 10.
Kind of chill digging it.
5 out of 10.
9 out of 10, 8 out of 10.
6 out of 10.
I mean, I'm dancing with this, baby.
I feel like in the club right now.
All right, it's Saturday night, baby.
We're in the club.
We still got plenty of time to know.
Let me order a round of drinks right now for everybody in the chat room and put it on Keem Scarce's tab.
All right?
All right, bartender.
Bartender, get over here.
We want a round of drinks and put it on King Scarce's tab.
Damn right.
Yeah.
We in the club, baby.
Fucking old school techno, baby.
Old school techno.
Man, that's pretty good.
Hey, Nefara, that wasn't bad, dude.
I'll give you some props, all right?
I'll give you some props on that, man.
I miss techno, by the way.
I miss that old school stuff.
Anyway, thank you, Nefara822.
Let's continue going.
We've got, hold on, Nefara.
The field of local live hall man.
Song was released in 1993.
Yeah, no shit.
That sounds pretty old school, to say the least.
Thank you for requesting it so that we could...
Hey, dude, thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, my God.
Happy anniversary, ghosts.
Hey, cheers, man.
12 years.
Can you believe that?
12 fucking years since yours truly started internet broadcasting.
All right.
January 11, 2008.
The first true conservative Republican radio show.
Thank you, dude.
I appreciate it.
Cheers to Kamunga Strikes.
Thank you, man.
All right.
And thank you to SD Brewer, too.
I appreciate that.
And Nefara822 for the techno request.
Let's go to Canz Abuser, who's supposedly in Texas, dude.
He's out of here in Texas somewhere.
Can't abuser, he said, here's an all-time favorite tribute to the 80s, aka Best Music Era.
I remember when you said this was your favorite song.
All right, what was my favorite song?
I'd like to hear this.
What was my favorite song?
What is this?
No, wait a minute.
This wasn't my favorite song, dude.
What are you talking about?
I never said this was my favorite song.
I didn't even like this song.
What are you talking about?
I didn't even like this song.
Hold on, put the PC shut on.
What is it here, dude?
And what is it?
SD Brewer, he's hooking it up with his for a 20 bucker, man.
Thank you, SD Brewer.
Thank you very much to Canzabuser.
Goodbye to you.
Goodbye to you.
It's not my favorite song.
It's a nice song.
Okay?
It's a nice song, but it's not my favorite song, okay, by any means.
Anyway, thank you, Canzabuser, by the way.
Cheers to you, dude.
And by the way, I do want to say this, for all you folks that have sent me your mailing address for a Ghosties award, if you want a Ghosties or even an honorable mention, we are in the process of printing those out as we speak.
They should be going out here in about a week or week and a half.
You got to give us some time, but you will receive your ghostie for those of you that forwarded me your addresses.
So cheers to you guys, all right?
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to belch for Christ's sake.
But I know Kans Abuser is going to get one.
So that's why I'm telling everybody that they'll be going out here shortly, okay?
So bear with me on that.
Anyway, Derwicking, let's go to Derwicking up in here for a $20, $20.
And he said, last dono for the night.
Let's keep the 80s vibe going for the anniversary.
Once again, you know, 12-year anniversary of doing this broadcast of having an illustrious internet broadcasting career.
Prost Ghost, do a shot with me.
Wolf, he's doing Woodford Reserve Rye on deck.
Isn't that Ralph Retort's fucking favorite drink?
I don't know.
Anyway, this is a song from one of the quintessential 80s metal gods.
All right, look, since Derwicking wants to do a fucking shot, let's do a fucking shot up in here, okay?
Let me do a fucking shot.
And I'm going to do some Glenn Morangi, by the way.
Let me go ahead and do that.
I've got a fucking 18-year Glenn Morangi right here.
All right, so let's go ahead and do that here.
Whoa, whoa, calm down.
I don't need a big ass shot like that.
Got to calm my ass down here, boy.
I haven't been drinking in about a week or so.
So anyway, I'm about to take a shot.
I want to say cheers to everybody out there who's chilling with me on this Saturday Night Troll Show, episode 23.
We're partying in here.
12-year anniversary, baby.
All right.
January 11, 2008 is when I started this internet broadcasting career.
And I know many of you have been with me through those times.
So cheers to you guys, dude.
I love you guys.
Whether you like me, whether you hate me, I love each and every one of you, dude.
I'm not even joking.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
Oh, shit.
That was a big fucking shot.
That was a big fucking shot, dude.
Oh, man, that was good.
That was fucking good.
All right.
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to Derwicking.
He said that this is the quintessential 80s metal god.
So I'm kind of interested in seeing who he considers an 80s metal god up in here.
Der Wicking requested this.
Hold on.
I got to wait till.
Oh, shit.
Hey, Derwicking.
I got to give you props on this one, dude.
I got to give you props on this one.
Not too many people, at least in America, appreciate this man.
And I'm talking about Inve Molmstein.
All right.
Anybody know who Inve Molstein is?
Invey Molstein is one of the greatest guitar players, if not the current greatest guitar player in the world today.
Okay.
I'm not even joking around.
So take a listen to this.
Hold on.
Let me see if I can find this live.
You don't mind if I can find it live.
Do you there, Derwicking?
Because I want to see, I want everybody to see Invey Molstein's fingering.
Okay.
I want them to see Inveg Molstein's fingering, for Christ's sake.
Let me see if we can get it live.
Can we get it live?
Can we get a live one here?
Yeah, here it is right here.
Do you mind if I if I do this live there, Derwicking?
Do you mind that?
I'm going to wait for him in the chat room here to dude.
No, no.
Wait, what do you mean no?
Live quality sucks.
All right.
Well, you paid for it, dude.
All right, here it is.
Let's play it.
Play it, play it.
Anyway, just listen.
Listen to the difficulty.
Listen to the difficulty of his fucking, his guitar playing.
I mean, listen to that shit, dude.
dude i mean that's unbelievable i mean this guy is that's why i wanted to show you the fingering I mean, this guy knows how to play the guitar.
This guy's fucking badass.
If you don't know who Nvay Molstein is, listen to some of this shit.
Listen to some of this shit.
It is fucking great.
Here, let me stay quiet so you can listen to the intense fingering of the guitar playing.
Un-fucking-believable, dude.
I mean, the only guy that probably compares to this guy, and I mean, like, only compares because I wouldn't even say he's as good as Nvay Molstein, but Joe Satriani.
Joe Satriati.
That's another badass guitar player.
Levi, dude.
I don't know.
I don't...
Steve Vai, all he does is fucking use his whammy bar and extends the wrist.
Umbrello sucks, dude.
He doesn't even know how to fucking play the guitar.
What are you talking about, man?
This fucking three, four bullshit.
Alright, what?
Because he was able to scrape the fucking guitar pick on the fucking guitar strings?
Get the fuck outta here.
I have to ask, what does everybody think about NBA Ball State, huh?
10 out of 10 black swordsmen.
Hey, Darkby Magician Girl, what's up, dude?
10 Out of 10 Black Swordsmen00:03:36
10 out of 10.
Reverend Snarr, 9 out of 10.
SV Brew, 8 out of 10.
Dirty Dance, 10 out of 10.
Pettis, 7 out of 10.
Twin Cam, 8 out of 10.
Rob's were 11 out of 10.
100% for Metaform.
9 out of 10 for Kingstares.
10 out of 10 for Acid Reflux.
9 out of 10 for Juicy Giblet.
10 out of 10 for Art Hammond.
I mean, we got a lot of fucking people that like this.
I'm glad.
I'm playing.
I know.
If y'all never heard of N.V.A. in all this season, this guy's the shit.
Bad fucking ass.
And by the way, Derwicking donated a three-bucker and he said, here, check this out.
Show the fingering short video of an instructional series.
So let me show you a little bit of Ingve Molstein, dude.
This guy fucking rocks, okay?
The next thing is...
Here he is right here.
This guy looks like a fucking rock star, doesn't he?
Not appearing on the record as of yet.
Something I actually composed for this particular little video.
This is a Pragos from hell.
A Pregios from Hell.
From hell.
Badass fucking song.
This is because it has the most extreme arpeggios that I ever come up with in a lot of octaves.
A lot of different modes.
It's very hard to explain.
Anyway, here it is.
Arpeggios from hell.
This is a badass song.
I'm only going to play a little bit of it.
Take a look at that fingering, dude.
You gotta be getting me!
Glad We Viewed Nve Molstein00:03:20
All right.
That's enough.
All right.
All right.
Thank you, Derwicking.
I appreciate that, man.
Cheers to you.
I'm glad we were able to fucking view Nve Molstein.
I'm not even joking around.
All right.
Let's go ahead and get to this is the last video.
Last video.
Last $20 bill.
And yeah, that's it, dude.
This is it.
This is by SD Brewer.
Cheers to SD Brewer, man.
Thank you very much for the kind words.
And thank you very much for the 20 bucker up in here.
So, SD Brewer, let's go ahead and see what he requested here.
He didn't put up any text or anything.
He just said, here, here it is.
Let's check out what SD Brewer requested here.
Oh, man.
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
What is this?
Hold on.
This looks very interesting here.
Put the PC shot on.
Hold on.
Pull it back.
Let me pull it back.
Pull it back.
Here we go.
I drink beer because I should.
Actually can hear the Home Depot theme in this is very good It's not good for the body, though.
The fuck?
But cold beer will make me happy.
When I come up on the floor, I can go and drink some more.
They say beer will make me dumb.
It hearts so good with pizza.
Now that we have drunk some beer, let's go drive a car.
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is goddamn good, babe!
What are you talking about?
I'm losing my voice because you bastards.
This is pretty good video, dude.
Actually, pretty good song, dude.
Dude, I'm thinking heaven.
Pretty good, dude.
Hey, thank you very much.
I appreciate that.
Who the hell requested that?
SD Brewer again.
Thank you, man.
You know, seeing that kind of old school like editing, excuse me, classic, like that classic internet editing and graphics, you know, kind of reminded me of this.
Let me see if I can find it.
All right.
Going Back to Hong Kong Again00:09:55
It kind of reminds me of this.
Does anybody remember this?
Let's go ahead and put this on.
I think I got it here.
Does anybody remember this?
Put the PC shot on.
Hold on.
Pause it.
Pause it.
Here it is.
This was like something that was around back in like 2000, 2001.
Does anybody remember this?
Play it.
Play it.
Anybody remember this Anybody remember this Oh my god, there's a guy in the camera.
Look at me.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my mom's going.
That's okay.
Cause I want to take daddy.
Oh, God.
No, there's a guy.
I got it.
I don't have to wee!
Y'all went to a subganks and he was like, yo, motherfucker wee!
Yo, I saw it to be on the scene.
He was like, we beat!
Y'all talk to your wheelchairs going to be home really fast.
He was like, wee!
Y'all such a boony dancing guy!
He's like, hold your bump up!
And I'm like, let me go!
Wee!
When you're a kid, and you wanna go weedy, but you ain't got drugs yet!
Yo, hold on for your life!
Hold on to your little donuts and strife!
Go nuts and strife!
Go natural strife!
Go nuts and strife!
Go natural strife!
Go next and strife!
Gonna strife!
Go down to strife!
Go down some strife!
Go night and strife!
Go naught and strife!
Go after the lightning, in the lightning, in the rain.
Yo, I saw a scroll across the screen and get my car.
So he said, We need anybody remember that shit?
That was like a lot.
That was a long time ago, dude.
That was like 2002, 2003.
Anyway, dude, thank you very much.
That was fun, dude.
That was fun.
Anyway, look, we are done with the $20, $20.
We're done with the videos.
So what we're going to do here is I guess we're going to go ahead and hook it up.
We'll go ahead and hook it up with a fucking dateline.
How many people want a fucking dateline?
How many people want the date line right now?
All right.
How many people want the date line?
I'll tell you what I want.
I'll tell you what I want.
I want more beer.
All right.
That's what I want to do.
All right.
That's what I want.
All right.
Dateline.
Look at all these people.
They want date line.
All right.
We're going to do it.
We're going to do it.
Let me open up this beer.
All right.
We're fucking partying in here.
It's a fucking Saturday night fucking troll show.
And everybody wants to do the date line.
Everybody wants to hear some broads, you know, be like, oh my God.
Yeah, I'll let you do anything you want to me.
Just do me.
You know, all that shit.
I don't blame you, dude.
I don't blame you.
I got a fucking rapist wit.
So, you know, you guys know what it is.
All right.
You guys know what it is for Christ's sake, man.
All right.
Here, give me five minutes.
We'll call the damn date line.
All right.
Let me do me here for a second.
All right.
No, Chris Hansen is not going to be on my show, but Chris Hansen has contacted me.
Oh, wait a minute.
Fudge Capitalist.
What's up, dude?
Oh, my God.
Hey, ghost.
I just finished work.
Hope you have a good show.
This one is for.
This one's for the engineer.
All right.
We'll go ahead and take a look at which one it is for the engineer here.
Hold on.
I got to break off a little bit of bud from the nuggie here.
Let me get this fucking nuggie I got just hanging out.
Listen, listen.
Oh.
And people are asking me what are my dreams.
Hey, wait a minute.
Hold on, dude.
I'm about to get to the dateline.
All right, one more.
Hail the 80s.
Fuck you, fuckers.
This and then dateline.
Here's some background.
Oh, dude.
You know you're going to piss a lot of people off, dirt wicking.
You know you're going to piss a lot of people off with that shit.
Hold on, let me go ahead and smoke.
That's it.
Let me go ahead and hold it in.
Let me hit the marine.
Let me go to Fudge Capitalist's first.
Oh, yeah.
Ah, shit.
Excuse me.
All right.
Let's go to Fudge Capitalist here.
Let's get these 20 buckers out of the way, dude.
And by the way, don't donate any more 20 buckers, dude.
We want to get to the dateline.
I know people are anxious to hear the date line.
So let's go ahead and hey, what is this?
Fudge Capitalist requested this one.
And by the way, cheers, Fudge Capitalist.
I know who you are, dude.
Cheers to you.
What the hell is this?
I'm gonna send you back to Hong Kong one time, one time, one time, one time, love me long time, feed on my lungs long, go back to Hong Kong, I'll send you back to Hong Kong.
We'll send you back to Hong Kong!
Go back to Hong Kong Gong.
Take it back to Hong Kong.
I like my favorite part.
He's trying to take this bitch back to Hong Kong if he doesn't sucky sucky Hong Kong, Hong Kong, Hong Kong, Hong Kong, Hong Kong One time, one time, one time, love me long time Beat up my long song, go back to Hong Kong I'll take it back to Hong Kong.
Mother love me long time.
This is a classic internet song.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
One time, Hong Kong, one time, one time, one time, let me long time, feed on my lungs long, go back to Hong Kong, I'll send you back to Hong Kong.
One time, one time, mother, let me long time, long time.
Cheers to fudge capitalists for fucking Domating this dude 12 years baby Let's make it 20 more years.
How about that, baby?
I'll send you back to Hong Kong.
Tara one time, one time, the milk.
Love me, love me, long time, long time.
Suck it, suck it, suck it, long time, long time, long time One time, Hong Kong, one time, one time, one time One time, long, long time, been on my long song Go back to Hong Kong Everybody has to pick this, right?
Everybody has to do this.
You could throw this on at a party and everybody'd be like, yeah.
And everybody would repeat the scene.
Go back to Hong Kong Gong.
Or I'll send you back to Hong Kong.
I wish I could tell that to a bitch.
She'll be like, look, you do this or I'll send you back to Hong Kong.
Hong Kong, Hong Kong, Hong Kong, Hong Kong, Hong Kong, one time, one time, one time, one time, let me long time, beat up my long strong.
Go back to Hong Kong, Hong Kong.
I'll send you back to Hong Kong.
Terra Wantan, Montana.
Mother Lamong.
Oh, yeah, by the way, free Hong Kong, baby.
Free Hong Kong from China!
I'll take it back to Bangkong.
Mother Lami Long Time.
Let me let it go for 30 more seconds.
A bunch of capitalists threw down $20 20 bunkers on this, so you know what it is, you know what it is, hold on a week.
We got somebody donating.
Hold on.
What is this?
They're waking Make China Taiwan again.
Yeah, no shit.
The Taiwanese are the true proprietors of mainland China.
All right.
Long live Chiang Kai-shek.
All right.
Chiang Kai-shek had the right idea.
Unfortunately, he was at the wrong place wrong time.
World War II.
The Japanese invaded.
Fucking dumbass Mao Seitong in the 10,000 mile march and all that bullshit.
Hey, send you back to Hong Kong!
One more time!
One more time!
One more time.
It's Saturday Night Two.
One more time.
One time, one more time.
One time, one time.
Go back to Hong Kong Dung.
I'll send you back to Hong Kong.
Thank you very much.
Hey, Pudge, or excuse me, Fudge Capitalist.
Thank you very much.
Hey, by the way, I forgot I was going to say, dude.
I'm starting to get drunk now, dude.
I haven't drank in like seven days.
So like all of a sudden, like some, you know, I'm chugging beers.
I'm drinking fucking shy.
I'm smoking marijuana, excuse me, tobacco.
Starting to Get Drunk on Beer00:04:56
And it's just all getting to me for Christ's sake, man.
Anyway, let's continue going on.
And by the way, y'all ever heard of cream of some young hua?
Y'all ever had a cream of some young hua?
Gotta try that.
Very good dish, if I don't say so myself.
If you're lucky, it'll smell like a faint tuna.
If it's bad, it'll smell like a sick-ass salmon.
So anyway, Derwicking, once again, he did a $20, $20 bucker up in here.
And Derwicking said, all right, one more.
Hail the 80s, you fuckers.
This then the date line.
Here's some background to black metal for you young kids.
All right, let's take a look at this.
Let's take a look at this by Derwicking, dude.
Derwicking is, he's been surprising me this evening.
I'll be honest with you, dude.
He's been surprising me to say the least.
All right, here it is, Derwicking.
20 bucker.
Uh-oh.
More metal.
You are fucking metal!
Yeah!
Fucking metal, man.
Saturday Night Metal!
Hey, you assholes!
Stop fucking hosting that gift of that mentally disabled fucking girl.
I'm warning you, dude.
I hate when you fucking assholes do that.
That's not fucking funny, it's fucking funny!
And by the way, uh, people are giving props to Drew Wiggins over here for the kills and using...
You fuckers in the chat, nukes!
STOP YOUR SHIT!
You know what?
You guys are sons of bitches, dude.
Fucking metal dude This is some pretty good fucking value.
I really.
Look at the people that are in the fucking audience.
They're digging this shit, dude.
Just imagine me in the audience of this fucking show, man.
Hosting the fucking disabled fucking woman.
Alright, because y'all are posting a bunch of those gifts in the chat.
And then when the fucking drums are like rattling, it looks like she's really fucking doing it.
Digging the Disabled Woman Show00:02:19
You see, it looks like she's really doing it.
It looks like she's really doing it, dude.
[background noise]
You know, y'all are macabre.
Y'all are like such macabre assholes, dude.
What a bunch of macabre assholes.
Anyway, thank you very much, Derwicking.
I appreciate it, dude.
All right, now, look, let me fucking have fucking five minutes.
Just five minutes so I can drink, I can smoke, you know, I'll talk to you guys, you know, and then we'll get to, I'll call up the fucking, I've got an account on the fucking date line.
We'll call it the date line.
And we'll talk to some broads on there.
Remember, it's Saturday night, so bitches are going to be on there.
Remember, Broads coming home from the fucking club and the bar.
They haven't been with nobody.
They're like, well, just call the date line.
Let me just call the date line.
Well, people are saying Instathoughts.
I'll tell you what.
If you give me an Instagram address, Instagram address only for three bucks here for the next five minutes, and we'll do InstaThoughts.
But I want to call the dateline, dude.
I want to, I know a lot of people love the dateline and shit.
We're not going to stop the dateline.
I'm not even joking.
But, you know, fucking, I just need me for five minutes.
Nobody has to donate for fucking three bucks.
Somebody said Insta Thoughts.
I'm putting the option out there.
You don't have to do it.
As a matter of fact, I'm telling you all not to donate.
Don't donate $20, $20.
Give me just five minutes.
I haven't even taken a fucking break, dude.
I've been on for four hours and 22 minutes straight.
Pelosi Should Be in Jail Now00:03:01
You understand?
No break, and I've been drinking, okay, and I've been drinking.
So I'm just trying to tell you folks then, all right?
I'm just saying, Jesus Christ, give me my smoke, all right?
Here we go.
Tinder thoughts, dude.
Fuck Tinder, dude.
We're doing Instathoughts up in here, all right?
Insta thoughts.
Oh, I shouldn't have said anything, dude.
Oh, my God.
Here we go.
Check out her tan.
Hold on.
Let me.
Wait a minute.
It's the, dude, what the fuck?
Hold on just a second.
Got to put down my fucking pipe for this one here.
The Hyperion Corporation, what the fuck are you doing?
Check out her tan.
It's President Trump, you dickhead.
Check out her tan.
It's President Trump.
Fucking assholes.
Look at it.
I mean, give me a break, the Hyperion.
This bitch right here needs to be put in jail for treason.
All right.
This bitch needs to be put in jail for treason, because how dare this bitch hold articles of impeachment on the president and one of the articles is about abusing his power when this stupid cunt is abusing her power by taking it upon herself to just hold the articles of impeachment whenever she feels like it?
Remember when the Democrats were saying it's urgent, we have to push through, we have to have the articles of impeachment?
Fucking piece of shit.
Pelosi dude, you should be arrested, you should be in fucking jail, and your son too.
You know that, fucking Pelosi.
That's why you're fucking doing all this.
Truth be told.
Just saying we're gonna be.
As a matter of fact, i'm gonna be releasing that information on ghost.report about her son and Biden's son having a connection.
The whole bullshit.
Just watch, just watch anyway.
Uh, I don't appreciate this.
The Hyperion Corporation or this is Donald Trump here.
Uh, i'd follow this man into hell.
Okay, i'd follow this man into hell.
This man has made the greatest economy of all time.
It's the greatest economy of all time, folks.
You have to admit it.
I mean, just compare this past christmas, this past holiday that you have, and compare it to when Obama was in power.
There's no fucking comparison, dude, this was probably one of the greatest holidays as it relates to getting presents, as it relates to uh, you know, getting good food and all this other.
All right Anyway, thank you, Hyperion Corporation.
We get it.
You know, you think it's funny.
You fucking shithead.
Greatest Economy Under Trump Rule00:14:35
But we got another, we got another Insta-thought?
This better be a good one.
She's hot as fuck.
Oh, yeah.
You better not, you know, be bullshitting up in here.
What the fuck is this?
Home Depot, you dickhead.
And look, there's a kid in a wheelchair.
All right.
All right.
Never mind.
Forget about the Instathoughts, dude.
All right.
Fucking forget about it.
Don't donate.
Just forget about this shit.
All right.
Seriously.
Fucking Home Depot.
And there's a fucking, look at this poor kid.
Fucking poor kid, dude.
Look at that fucking poor kid, dude.
I feel bad for shit like that, man.
Look at this shit.
All right.
I've had enough.
All right.
Fucking Home Depot's Instagram.
What a bunch of fucking assholes.
Fucking hold me, poor.
All right.
Get me out of here.
All right.
Get this shit out of here.
Get this fucking idiot out of here.
All right.
Look.
She's hot as fuck.
It's Home Depot.
Dude, it's fucking Home Depot.
For Christ's sake.
No, aesthetic.
What are you requesting?
What are you requesting?
Because, you know, you're part of my inner circle, dude, but you're a bigger troll than fucking, oh, God.
It's fucking Rosie O'Kelly's Instagram.
Oh, my God.
Take a look at Rosie O'Kelly here.
Oh, my God, dude.
Aesthetic.
You know, come on, man, dude.
What is your fucking problem here?
There's Rosie O'Kelly catching a fish.
Here's Rosie O'Kelly.
There's Rosie O'Kelly striking a pose.
These are not bad pictures as it relates to like, you know, where they've gone.
That's a pretty, this is a pretty good picture.
It's pretty good photography.
Oh, dude, there's some knock.
There's some knockers there.
Oh, my God, dude.
It's fucking Rosie O'Kelly over here.
It's Rosie O'Kelly.
What the hell is this?
Is this an orgy or something?
What is this?
This is like a fucking orgy or something.
What the fuck?
Look at this.
What do y'all think of that?
Oh my god!
All right.
What is it?
The PC shot off.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Biggest Insta fuck ever.
All right.
Well, that's anonymous.
on uh let's go ahead and just uh oh man Fucking Rosie O'Kelly can fish.
Look at these fucking fish that Rosie O'Kelly's catching over here.
And a traveler.
A traveler.
Look at Rosie O'Kelly having crabs.
You know, hold on.
What is it?
All right, we got some Insta thoughts coming in.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Excuse me.
Anyway, here it is.
Rosie O'Kelly.
Does everybody think about Rosie O'Kelly?
Oh my God, dude.
I don't even know what that is.
There's her mowing along.
There's her mowing along there.
Oh my God.
Found a thought, dude.
All right.
All right.
Let's get to these other thoughts.
All right.
Let's get to these other thoughts right here.
Oh, my God.
Take a look at this.
Take a look at that, huh?
That's a shot.
Anyway, let's go ahead and what's the next one?
Hold on.
I got to get to the next one here.
This next one was requested by Anonymous and said, best Insta fuck ever.
I know.
I doubt it.
Anybody who's donating anonymous, yeah, look at this shit.
Look at it.
Best Insta fucking.
Look at this stupid shit.
Fucking anime bullshit, dude.
Why do y'all do this shit to me?
You know I fucking hate this crap.
I can't stand this shit.
And I'm telling you, anybody who appreciates this, you're a fucking fruit mole.
And I guarantee it, you're sucking a cock.
I guarantee it, you're sucking a cock.
I'm not fucking joking around.
Look at all this effeminate boys in anime, for Christ's sake.
I guarantee it you're fruiting up.
That's all I'm saying.
I guarantee it.
You're fruiting the fuck up.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Take this shit out of here.
Who the fuck Anonymous donated that?
Anonymous.
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ.
Everybody wants to show their insta-thoughts.
Thank you, Trade Lover.
But hey, we're going to get to Dark Blitz Frenzy.
Dark Blitz Frenzy requested this one.
This is, I guess, their Insta-thought.
Let's take a look at this.
Oh, my God.
Dark Blitz Frenzy.
What the fuck?
I mean, maybe people are into this.
I have no idea.
This is an Oriental woman that's a bodybuilder for fuck's sake.
What the fuck?
What the hell is that?
What the hell is that?
What the hell is this?
What the fuck?
What am I?
Why are y'all doing this to me, dude?
Why are you all doing this shit?
And what is this?
Best Insta-thought.
All right, I'll get to that one in just a second.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
What is this shit, dude?
What really?
What is this?
Oh, dude.
Wait, I can play this?
All right, take this out.
Shut this up.
All right, that's enough of this, bitch.
I've had about enough of this fucking broad.
All right.
I mean, what the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that?
Oh, my God.
And big Lenny over here.
All right, whatever.
Anyway, here's the fucking ST Mike the Meme Genie.
The fuck is this?
What the hell is this?
ST Mike the Meme Genie requested this.
The fuck is this shit?
Fucking, you motherfuckers.
Look, I do not have any kind of a goddamn Instagram, okay?
Okay?
I mean, this is fucking stupid.
All right, look at this.
Fucking stupid.
This is fucking dumb.
Whoever the fuck did, are you kidding me?
You think I drank in the fucking spittoon, you fucking shit?
This was me wine tasting on Saturday?
What the fuck, some idiot's been following along with my goddamn show and has been posting shit on goddamn Instagram?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Here's Manly P-Hole.
What the hell is this?
This is my one true love, Manly P-Hole.
All right, fuck this asshole.
You fucking piece of shit.
Get this fucking, get this crap out of here.
You're a piece of shit.
All right, whoever's doing it, you're a piece of crap.
You only need to play a minute.
What ghost, you're the man.
Hey, dude, thank you very much, dude.
I appreciate that.
Hold on, I got to get to a few more of these fucking Instathoughts and we're out of here.
Train Lover 567.
And whoever is running that goddamn ghost politics, I'm fucking, I'm going to, I'm going to call my lawyer.
I'm calling my lawyer.
I'm not even fucking around.
Putative damages, asshole.
That's all I got to say about that.
All right.
Anyway, Trade Lover 567.
Now, thank you very much.
This is an actual, wait a minute.
Isn't this a Twitch streamer?
Oh, Jesus Christ, dude.
I'm sorry.
I don't like Twitch streamers, dude.
Hold on, hold on.
What is this?
Duva, dude.
Is that the real Duva, dude?
We'll see.
Anyway, I'm not big on Twitch streamers, but she's alright.
And I, I, no, as I scroll through these, it just, it just doesn't work, dude.
I'm sorry.
just as I scroll through these it just it this is like try hard You know, she's trying too hard.
I mean, look at it.
Let's just take a look at this here.
Look at this cottage cheese right there.
She just cottage cheese ass.
Stop eating cheese, bitch.
All right.
It's cottage cheese right there.
Okay, first and foremost, okay?
And secondly, she doesn't give us a clear shot of her face because, you know, her face is kind of like, you know, it's taking a couple of beatings with the ugly stick.
No offense.
I mean, look at that.
I mean, what kind of a face is that?
I mean, that almost looks like Attila, like about 10 years ago, for fuck's sake.
All right, what the hell is this?
Okay, she's got green eyes, but, I mean, what the fuck does that look like?
I mean, you know, Jesus Christ.
I'm just saying, dude.
No, I don't dig this at all.
I don't dig Casey Twitch at all.
No offense, Casey Twitch.
But, you know, she's a very partnered variety streamer on Twitch.
He's a partner.
How quaint.
How fucking quaint that just this stupid bitch is a partner.
She's out here showing her ass.
And I want to be honest with you, this ass isn't very good.
I'm not impressed.
I mean, look at this.
I mean, I'm more impressed with this fucking skanky, slutty, fucking Cunasaurus.
You know what I'm saying?
Anyway, what is this?
Hold on, Pettis.
Hey, dude.
All right, that's enough.
That's enough Instathoughts, dude.
All right, that's enough Instathought.
Anyway, best Instathought ever requested this one here.
This is best Instathought ever.
This is the same fucking page.
You fucking dickhead.
Look, I'm not joking around.
all better fucking stop doing this bullshit i'm not fucking kidding right you all better stop doing this fucking bullshit i'm telling you you know what i may not even do dateline if you're if you i mean you guys are pieces of fucking garbage you know that fucking piece of shit no listen no all right no more after this dude no more fucking instathoughts after this you people are fucking stupid all right Seriously,
no more insta-thoughts after this.
And if you donate, it's a fucking donation.
And shut up.
Here's Big Lenny.
Whoever the fuck that is.
Big Lenny requesting that.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
This is, you know, the Instathought here.
What is this?
Jason Genoa.
Is this the fucking Jason Genova listens to?
Oh, my God.
Is this guy got downs or something?
Hold on.
I got to play.
This guy got downs?
Just got my t-shirt in the mail.
Enjoy the mint.
It's sick.
It's piss.
You can get these t-shirts on the website on Spootify under my description on the bio.
Under my Instagram.
Got one of the other original ones, the donut one available on Spotify.com.
All right.
Peace out, bun.
Just got my...
Alright.
Well, you know, cheers to Jason Genova.
He sounds like a pretty level-headed guy, to say the least, dude.
Anyway, Big Lenny, that doesn't count as an Instathought, okay?
And Duva Dude, let's go to Duva Dude here.
He's saying that, I don't know, Sony Sue.
Hey, dude.
Local Live Hall Man that payments.
Oh, my God.
You see, you fuckers don't listen for shit, dude.
see this is why I'm telling you you give your no more insta thoughts or it's a donation dude I'm not fucking kidding.
Look at this.
No more donation, Instathoughts!
You fucking idiots!
Jesus fucking Christ.
Anyway, Duva Dude requested this one here.
And of course, wait a minute.
What is this?
What is this?
This is a tranny, right?
This is a man.
This is obviously a fucking man up in here.
All right.
Is this what you're after, Duva Dude?
Not to mention, she looks like already fucking HIV positive.
You know what I mean?
I mean, Jesus Christ.
I mean, seriously, I mean, look at this.
You can see, like, you know, fucking age herpes.
Suspicious Tumbleweed Donation Spam00:15:45
What?
What is it?
What?
Oh, my God.
Oh, dude.
Look, these are donations from now on, dude.
I told you, fucking idiots.
I told you, fucking idiots.
You just fucking don't listen.
You're a fucking bunch of morons.
Oh, dude, look.
Yeah, this is a fucking guy.
Duva, dude, you're a sick fuck, dude.
You know that?
You're a sick fucking idiot.
You know that?
You're a sick fucking idiot, duva, dude.
Fucking shit.
All right, who is this?
Pettis.
All right, what is your insta-thought, Pettis?
Seriously, what the fuck is this?
I mean, can we get an actual insta-thought?
Dude, what the fuck, dude?
This is an old hag.
This is an old fucking hag.
All right, you know what?
I'm not doing fucking date line.
You know, these fuckers ruined it for everybody.
I'm going to find one side.
I have a $20 dono to do, and I'm getting the fuck out of here.
Because you fucking people are pieces of shit.
You know that?
You fucking people are pieces of fucking shit.
And I mean, you just, you fucking ruin it for everybody.
You ruin it for fucking everybody.
Fucking dumbass pettis.
Is this what you're whacking off to?
Fuck you, dude.
Anyway, who is this?
Dolo Koff says, is that your fucking name?
Dolo Koff.
Are you fucking Ruski?
Dolo Koff is fierce, but not too important.
What is this?
Anatole's friend, crazy good.
Shot, whatever the fuck that means.
See what the hell it is.
Dolo Koff requested this one.
What is this?
Fucking furries, dude.
You see?
I'm telling you right here.
Fucking furries, alright?
Fucking furries, for Christ's sake.
All right, I've had about enough of this shit, dude.
I mean, see what I'm saying?
This is the kind of fucking shit I'm getting.
All right, you know, I'm telling you, y'all fucked it up for everybody.
You all fucked it up for everybody.
That's all I'm saying, dude, all right?
And here's ST Mike requested by Arn Hammond.
I'm telling you, dude, I mean, I'm being serious.
And what the fuck is this?
Who is this?
Is this another tranity or something?
I mean, Arn Hammond, who the fuck is this?
Who the fuck is this, ST Mike?
She's already with a black dude.
She's already with a black dude.
So I don't understand why are you even bringing this brought up?
I mean, seriously.
Oh, my God, dude.
I mean, just love has no gender.
Oh, yeah.
This is the kind of chick that you want there, Arn Hammond.
Huh?
Fucking idiot.
All right.
You guys are fucking idiots, dude.
You guys are fucking idiots.
Here's Gino X1987.
He's saying, check out her amazing ass.
Check out her amazing ass.
See, what is this?
More fucking anime, you dickheads.
That's why I'm saying, dude, I'm done with this shit.
You guys, fuck you and your dateline.
Fuck you and your goddamn, all that shit.
You guys are fucking pieces of shit.
I'm done with this shit.
Stop donating to me.
Stop.
No, just stop donating, dude, because I'm fucking done with you people.
All right.
I've wasted enough of my fucking Saturday with you fucking idiots.
All right.
I'm done.
I'm fucking done with you idiots.
All right.
Ricky requested this as an instathot and said, here's an instathot from Japan.
All right, well, at least this is a fucking instathot, for Christ's sake.
All right, here it is.
We at least got an instathot.
All right.
We still.
What does everybody think about this?
Is this a man?
Or is this legit?
I mean, because you can't tell when they're Asian, dude.
You can't tell when they're Asian.
You know what I mean?
That could be an easy soy boy that just, you know.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
You can't tell.
So I'm leaving it up to you.
All right.
I'm leaving it up to you.
What is this?
You know, y'all, y'all like this?
Jesus Christ.
Stop listening.
Stop donating to me.
Oh, my God.
Stop fucking donating to me, you fucking idiots.
So what.
In the field of local live hall mental.
Oh, my God.
Dude, stop donating to me, dude.
I'm serious.
Stop fucking donating to me, you fucking shitheads.
Anyway, who the hell requested this fucking Instathought?
Ricky.
So, what do y'all think about this?
We actually got something, at least it looks like a girl.
What does everybody think about this shit?
You know what?
I don't really give a shit.
Here it is.
Here's her fucking Instagram if you want her, you fucking sick fucks.
All right, here's the next one.
Who the hell is this?
Vice Chairman Fried Rice.
Vice Chairman Fried Rice requested this and said, more Insta woman, fat man.
All right, what the fuck is this?
Vice Chairman Fried Rice.
What the fuck?
The Chinese government.
For fuck's sake, dude.
I'm tired, dude.
I mean, I'm serious.
You guys know how to fucking just ruin shit.
We were having a great time throughout the whole fucking episode.
And you fucking pieces of shit.
You just know how to ruin shit, man.
I'm not even joking.
Dude, y'all can hate me all you want to.
I don't really give a shit.
Fuck you.
All right.
Fuck all of you.
Give me a tissue.
I got to blow my nose anyway.
Fucking pisses me off, dude.
Look at this fucking garbage.
Get this shit out of here.
Fucking piece of shit.
Here's Derwicking.
All right?
Oh, my God.
Keep going, ghost.
It's been a shitty new year, and I need your energy.
Need my energy?
Oh, thank you for the 15, Hans Govind Smiths.
I don't know, man.
Let me get done with these Instathoughts.
Don't donate no more Instathoughts, you fucking idiots.
Fucking idiots are fucking tars.
You can't fucking listen, dude.
That's why you fucking people are the way you are.
You just fucking morons, dude.
Derwicking, he says, here is a nice Deutscher Magend.
I'm actually going to post an attractive woman, all right?
Dude.
That's a donation.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate that, LOL.
All right.
Anyway, here's Derwickings.
All right, here it is.
Not too bad.
Who is this?
Pamela underscore RF.
She's got 4.5 million followers.
Are you kidding me?
Oh, my God.
Well, there it is.
You guys are just donating to me now, dude.
I'm not going through those Instathoughts, dude.
Fuck you.
All right.
Anyway, once again, dude, here we are.
What does everybody think about this Instathought?
Dude, what the fuck?
Those are fucking donations, you dumb fucking shitheads.
I'm telling you, dude, I'm not going to do any of these fucking dateline's already getting too late.
All right.
I'm telling these fucking assholes to stop fucking donating.
But of course they don't fucking listen because they're a bunch of autistic pieces of waste of human life.
So anyway, here it is.
You know, look, she's got a dude for Christ's sake, Derwicking.
That's what I hate about these Instathoughts.
We don't want to see your dude, bitch.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, this one isn't too bad.
All right.
She ain't that bad.
All right.
She ain't that bad.
I've seen better.
Let's just put it that way.
Thank you, Derwicking.
Here's aesthetic.
Dude, this better not be the real aesthetic.
If you're the real aesthetic, you're a fucking idiot, dude.
Seriously, you love man-ass.
All right, look, here it is.
Ard Hammond, yeah, real funny.
Yeah, look at me.
I'm a fucking artist.
I fucking sit here and fucking draw ponies.
Fucking liars.
Oh, my God.
Do date line.
Hans Goovenschmitz.
Holy shit.
Fucking 25 bucks on top of Jan Hans Gooven Schmidt's 15.
Dude, why do y'all do this shit?
I mean, seriously, dude, why do y'all do this shit to me, man?
All right?
Why do y'all fucking do this?
Anyway, Hyperion Corporation donated this Instathod here.
It didn't really say anything.
Hyperion Corporation, what the fuck is this?
Wait a minute.
Suspicious tumbleweed?
Suspicious tumbleweed?
TUMBLEWEED?!
Oh my god, th- This is not the real...
This is not our suspicious Tumbleweed, is it?
This is not our suspicious Tumbleweed, is it?
This is not ours.
No!
And what?
What the fuck has happened?
What the fuck has happened to this world?
What the fuck has happened?
What the fuck has happened?
Oh my God.
The fuck has happened, dude?
What the fuck?
Take this shit out.
I don't want to see this, dude.
Take this shit out of here, man.
Fucking cosplay, man.
Fucking cosplay.
Oh God, what a fucking joke, dude.
You know what I'm saying?
What a fucking joke, man.
I don't even know what to say.
You know.
It's my life.
It is what it is.
All y'all fuck off in the chat room, dude.
Siri, I'm tired of you people.
Here's ST Mike.
What the fuck is this, S T Mike?
What are you?
For fuck's sake, dude.
I mean, you know, more anime fucking bullshit.
On top of you fucking showing me suspicious tumbleweed.
Fucking ST Mike over here.
Look at this fucking garbage.
Huh?
Unfucking believable, dude.
I'm just, I don't know what to say, dude.
I don't know what to say to you people.
I've had about enough of you fucking people, all right?
I've had about enough of you fucking people.
And look, here's LOL.
LOL.
Look at this.
Why do y'all keep fucking donating me this stupid fucking bullshit?
All right?
Look at this.
Ghost says stop donating this LOL.
Fuck you, you fucking piece of shit.
All right.
Fuck you.
All right.
Here's Anonymous in for a penny, whatever the fuck that means.
And here's his instathon.
What the fuck is this?
Is this Jessica Alarghi, Alarg, or whatever the fuck?
Dude, she's there with her man.
She's showing off her man.
That's what I'm saying.
If you broads are going to be showing your fucking tits and ass off on Instagram, we don't want to see this like, you know, cockhole connoisseur of a man out here.
We don't want to see it.
Fucking dumb broads.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, look at this Fruit Bowl fucking hipster stash.
How fucking quiet, dude.
Oh, my God.
Take my wage slaving money.
Keep it up, man.
Thank you there, Hans Goofen Smitz.
I appreciate it, dude.
Anyway, look, this is the last Insta-Thought.
All right, this is the last one here.
ST Mike, the meme genie.
What the hell is this?
I gotta fucking put this into the goddamn browser here.
All right, what is this crap?
Dude, ST Mike, can you fuck off?
Sorry about suspicious tumbleweed.
Feels bad, man.
Really bad.
Maybe you should drink.
Yeah, well, I am drinking, dude.
Just fuck off and leave me alone, ST Mike.
I'm about to fucking put one of your fucking Insta-thoughts in here.
Oh, fucking real fucking Pan-Terra.
Real fucking funny Insta Thoughts.
Fucking Pan-Terra.
Fucking Pantera I don't know what to say, dude.
I don't know what to say.
I don't know what the fuck you idiots want me to say.
I'm just, I'm fucking tired, dude.
I'm fucking tired, for Christ's sake.
And wait a minute, what the fuck is this, ST Mike?
You gave me another Insta-Thought for Christ's sake.
What the fuck did you just do?
All right, I'm just going to do this because I know that you donate a lot, ST Mike.
What Insta-Thought is this?
Raiden snake?
Raiden fucking snake.
That ain't the fucking real raiding snake, you fucking shithead.
Fucking raiden snake.
Raiden fucking snake.
All right, that's enough, dude.
All right.
I've had enough.
All right.
And by the way, I've got to do a 20 bucker up in here by SD Brewer.
SD Brewer donated a $20, $20 bucker up in here and said, you need to only play a minute, but ghost, you're the man.
Thank you, SD Brewer, once again.
SD Brewer in the house.
Hold on, what is this?
Garth Brooks?
Garth Brooks.
Baton Rouge Cajun Garth Brooks00:02:08
i spent last night in the arms of a girl in louisiana such a strange little woman and child such a strange situation stopping every hundred miles It's a little bit of Baton Rouge, boy, out there with a Cajuns there, boy.
Out there with damn Cajuns in my mind, except to see not do a race by sleeping wine Shut the fuck up.
Stop posting that fucking pants on that lane.
Whatever it is.
Coffee at a couple dollars change calling Baton Rouge.
I break it once you put me all through.
I gotta send my love down to Baton Rouge.
Hurry up, it's a burger online.
I gotta talk to the girl to survive more time.
Dude, it seems like the fucking like gift is actually going with the music.
Stop doing it All right.
All right.
I think, you know, it's been about a minute or so.
All right, we got it.
We got it.
Thank you very much.
Once again, SD Brewer, man, thank you very much.
Cheers to you, man.
And by the way, let me go ahead and throw on slow mode since people are fucking spamming their asses off.
How you like that shit?
Slow mode enabled, you fucking son of a bitch.
You know, sit over here and try to be some fucking asshole that's going to be spamming all over the place.
Slow Mode Enabled for Spammers00:02:53
We ain't having it.
All right, boy.
We ain't having it.
Jesus fucking Christ.
I'm telling you, you guys are fucked up.
You guys are fucked up, dude.
I'm not even joking around.
All right.
Let's move on here.
And let's, I guess let's just fucking let's just go with the fucking date line.
All right, let's go ahead and do this.
Let's go ahead and do this.
And look, I'm not even going to take a break for this.
I mean, that's why I'm telling you folks.
I mean, how long have I been on here?
How long have I been on this son of a bitch?
I've been on for almost five hours in two minutes.
Five hours in two minutes.
So what I'm going to do here is I'm going to go ahead and kill the local live hall man.
Hey, Riley Welsh.
This is the retard we make fun of.
Dude, what are you talking about, dude?
All right.
Hold on.
I've got to stop and play this $20, $20 bucker up in here for Christ's sake.
All right.
What is this?
What?
What the fuck is this?
Put the PC shot.
This better not be I put the PC shut on what?
What the hell?
We can't even hear him.
Can't even hear him, dude.
Talk about it.
Powell off.
Pow off, by the light, that's why.
Ah, shit.
Shut!
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, shit!
Shut!
Shout!
Freak your flashlight!
Thank you!
Okay Ah, god, let's walk.
Get the stupid thing out of my face.
Powell back on right now.
Get away from me Law with your swaggle.
Peace out, people.
Yeah.
Have a good night.
No, everybody.
Shout.
Seems like a perfectly well-adjusted young man to me.
I don't know what y'all are talking about.
All right.
I mean, you know, it's just, you know, obviously the power's out.
He's having, you know, trying to have something to do.
And it is what it is.
I don't know why y'all are fucking talking garbage.
You know, I don't even know why you're talking garbage.
I mean, give me a beer here.
Phone Fucking Fantasies on Air00:15:04
All right.
Before I call the dateline, you know what time it is?
It's time for more beer.
You goddamn right, baby.
Ghost ain't fucking around.
All right, so let me open this beer, and then I'll call this goddamn date line and see if we can't talk to any sluts out here, all right?
Goddamn right, for Christ's sake.
Hey, look, I haven't drank beer in like a week or so, so you know, y'all should be proud of me, man.
It's like, don't you get like a coin or something when you're like an Alcoholics Anonymous or some shit?
Doesn't that deserve like a coin or something?
Excuse me.
Well, I ain't going to Alcoholics Anonymous.
I'm not going to go to rehab.
I said no, no, no, Bitch.
All right, let me go ahead and call this dateline here.
Let's go ahead and do this.
What's the fucking number to this fucking dateline?
Jesus Christ.
Calling date lines right now, the Saturday Night Troll Show.
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Hello out there.
I'm just a gentleman from San Antonio, Texas, middle-aged, looking for a female, something on the serious side.
Very financially stable.
I'm about 6'3.
I'm in very good shape.
like i said uh i've got everything i want let's just let me just be frank here okay I've got everything I want.
I've got my own house, pool in the back, hot tub, nice car, good job, good clothes.
I just don't have that someone that makes life worthwhile.
I don't have that someone that I can wake up to in the morning and look at and say, wow, that's why I'm doing what I'm doing.
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I'm not very good with people.
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Good morning.
Just in line.
Can't click tonight.
Just wondering who's online.
See if we can conversate and see where it goes from there.
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Houston area.
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That sounds stupid, dude.
Hello, it's been Miss Kissy.
I'm very sorry.
How are you?
I'm watching some porn.
What the fuck?
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Hey, what's going on?
I can tell by the sound of your voice that you want to do a little bit of phone fucking.
If that sounds like something you're interested in, get back.
I like to role play.
I'm a BSDM type of a person.
I'd like to tie your ass up and maybe tickle your fucking twat with a goddamn massage or do some kind of bondage-like activity to your body.
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Hi, what's going on?
155.
I'm white.
OA 155.
I'm a 38 D Cut.
I am married, so I do have to be discreet.
Oh, shit!
Leave a message in my box if you're interested.
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Oh, I love married women that know what they want.
Listen, I'm very infatuated by not only your voice, but by your situation.
I can be completely discreet.
I do like having sexual encounters in dangerous situations.
You know, for instance, if we were able to, you know, hit it off sexually, I'd love to try to see if we could have a sexual encounter while your husband is either in the next room or in, you know, I'm not even joking around.
It just makes the sexual impact that much more intense.
You sound like my type of woman.
You understand?
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Hello.
How are you doing, fellas?
This is Rush here.
I live in Houston, Texas, on the northeast side of town of Houston, near the east and near the north side of town of Houston.
I'm here looking for a cool individual talk to the phone, text everybody and get the notion what these go from here.
That's a man, baby.
This is just them placed.
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Hey, I came across your message, and I think you sounded like a very sweet girl.
I may be a little older for you, but I'd love to have a conversation with you.
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Thank you very much.
I'm out of San Antonio, Texas.
Once again, I'm very financially secure.
Just, you know, trying to correspond with somebody that I can hopefully make something serious with.
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I totally get what you're saying, but you definitely don't want to look for that on this line.
Please don't.
There's a lot of women that will totally take advantage of you.
You sound like a really nice man, and you should.
Or you deserve a good woman.
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Well, thank you very much for those kind words.
But it's very hard to meet people in everyday life.
People are very superficial.
People are very selfish.
And I figure that having a medium like the phone or something that capacity could potentially, you know, draw down some of those barriers that make coupling so hard.
I don't really have too much experience with this line, but I'm definitely ready to try to look for somebody and try to be with somebody.
So call this unconventional, but it's just I've already tried everything else.
You know.
And all I want to do is just love somebody.
I want to care for somebody.
I want somebody that I can wake up to and say that's that's what I live for.
Anyway, I'm sorry.
I don't want to break down too much.
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Hey guys, full start.
It's Kole Sia here.
I'm on this line looking for a quarter on the earth friend that I may be able to get to know a little bit about me.
I am African American.
I'm 411.
I'm 26 years old.
I just graduated from medical school, so I do have something going for myself.
Okay.
If that is something that you can relate to, Henry Rack.
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Brittany.
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What exactly do you like to do?
What do you want to do to me?
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Oh, what I'd like to do to you.
It just depends on the scenario.
What I'd like to do is just rip off your fucking panties and make sure to put a couple of fingers up your fucking vagina hole and just start fucking roaming them around in there counterclockwise until it gets all dripping wet.
And then what I'd like for you to do is just start bending over, spread your cheeks wide and saying, give me that fucking salami daddy.
And that's just the beginning, baby.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
I'd pull your fucking hair.
I'd slap your ass.
And I'd leave you with a tear in your eye and a curve in your spine.
Won't you get back to me, baby?
Won't you get back to me and we could talk some dirty shit?
All right.
We could be fucking kinky.
We could be fucking filthy.
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Just ready to go down on my knees.
What?
Deep and swollen.
What?
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Yeah, that's a good girl.
That's the kind of good girl that I want.
Gets on the knees and is ready to please.
I want you to suck the fucking balls out of my cock.
Do you understand, woman?
I want a submissive woman like you.
I want to just fucking pull your hair and make you choke on my fucking 10 and a half inch schlong here.
And I'm telling you right now, that's what I want to hear.
I want to hear.
I want to hear choking sounds.
Do you understand?
I want to give you a yogurt throat.
Get back if you're interested and connect live.
Lick the Ass and Get Ready00:15:04
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Well, I'm in a very difficult time in my life right now, and I'm really not ready for a relationship, but I'm definitely always open for a friendship.
Give me your number.
I mean, what the hell?
We can talk or whatever, or please be friends.
Like I said, I just went through a really difficult time.
So, yeah.
I guess you would be doing me as much favor as I would be doing you.
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Well, you could actually contact me on my online name.
I'm actually well known online.
My name is Pettus.
I don't know if you know how to spell that.
It's P-E-T-I-S-S-S.
If you can get back to me at Pettis, all you got to do is just Google what I just mentioned and get in contact with me.
I really don't like giving out my phone number because, you know, once you give out your phone number, everybody has it.
Okay, but yeah, get in contact with me.
That's my name.
And by the way, if there's anything about me sexually abusing animals, when you look up the name Pettus, P-E-T-I-S-S, it's a lie.
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Hey, guys.
It's Comicia here.
I'm a caller from the San Antonio area.
I'm here looking for somebody that's done earth and cool.
I'm not on here for anything sexual, so let me let you know that from the get-go.
A little bit about me.
I'm African-American.
She's an African-American.
I'm from San Antonio.
She sounds like a Mexican.
By the way, it's a medical school, so I do have a little bit of a message.
Oh, it's a medical school, bitch.
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Hey, what's going on?
I just came across your message, and I think that you have a lot to offer.
I'm in the San Antonio area as well.
I'm middle-aged, financially secure.
I hear that you're going into the medical field.
I think that's great.
Just looking to talk, you know, talk and conversate like adults.
Hopefully that leads to maybe a cup of coffee or dinner.
And, you know, hopefully that leads to a lot more.
I just, it's very hard to find women that sound as sophisticated as you and such goal-oriented women like you.
So I just have to, you know, drop you a message.
Thank you.
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Hi there.
I'm actually in Fort Worth, so I don't know if that'd be an issue.
Thank you.
She's off the line.
You call her close to you.
She's off the line.
Attractive black female in the San Antonio area.
What's all these blacks in San Antonio?
...34 C-Cup. Looking for women in the San Antonio area. So your race is not important, but you're being drug disease-free is.
Hi, my girlfriend from drug disease alcoholic fall creek.
Looking for guys up to send an icebreaker.
Let's see if we can hook up with this black bitch.
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Well, I came across your message, and I'm very interested.
I have my own place out here in San Antonio, Texas, in a very nice neighborhood.
I'd love to see if we can have some kind of a rendezvous, for lack of a better term.
I am very well endowed.
I am 10 inches, believe it or not.
I am white.
So if that's not a problem with you, get back to me and I'll tell you where I'm at.
And you can come by and, you know, maybe we can do some very nasty things.
I mean, I'm very open-minded and I'm definitely generous.
So if that sounds like something you're interested in, get back.
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Uh-huh.
Oh, yes, Daddy.
Yes, Daddy.
Uh-huh.
Yes, Daddy.
Daddy.
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That was the broad that says she was on her knees.
That was that broad.
Two.
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Record.
Yeah, that's right.
Suck that fucking cock.
Do you understand me?
Suck fucking daddy's cock.
Suck my cock.
Put it down your throat and get it all the way down there.
Pull your fucking hair.
Get fucking.
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Hi there.
This is Marie.
I'm looking for a friend.
Somebody who I can speak to.
Maybe you will need to.
You have something on your chest and you want to lay it out and you need to speak to someone.
That would be me.
I'm looking for a discrete relationship.
Maybe you are too.
Uh-oh.
I'm from McAllen.
She's from the Valley, dude.
Hi, guys.
Looks like black and white.
Long brown coat here.
Looks like a cock, electric dragon cock.
I love to be fucked really bruh.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, I'm into a lot of things.
I love black guys.
I love black guys.
I'm just really lost to you dominant.
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Hey, what's up?
We're a couple of guys here.
I'm a white guy, like about nine and a half inches.
I've got my black friend here.
Say something.
Hey, what's up, baby?
You know what I'm saying?
We looking for something going on tonight.
You know what I'm saying?
We'd like to maybe double team you.
You know what I'm saying?
Double penetration.
You know what I'm saying?
One in the pink, another one in the stank.
You know what I mean?
So if it sounds like some of you interested, you didn't get back, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
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Take me a 2-1-0.
Whoa, whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Jesus Christ!
Repeat this message and many choices.
Jesus Christ!
This bitch just gave me your fucking number, dude!
For fuck's sake!
What the?
Call me right now, baby.
Call me right now.
I'm not gonna call you right now.
You're not even on the line.
Hey, what's up?
This is Black.
I'm a 36-year-old African-American female.
I am BBW, full-figure, plus-eyed, whatever you call it.
But, you know, it's in the right spot.
I'm not ill-built.
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I don't mind BBW as long as you got a big ass.
I mean, if you got one of those big asses, I'm talking like a nice big ass so I could put my face in between the crack and motorboat that sort of thing.
You know what I'm saying?
So if that sounds like something that you're interested in or that you've got, let me know and we can do this.
You know what I'm saying?
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All right, now do y'all see what just happened there?
Did y'all see what just happened?
You see, this could be you, in cells.
This could be you.
You'd be waxing your carrot, but instead, you're, I don't know, whatever you're doing.
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Yeah, that's a good little fucking cocksucking whore, huh?
Yeah, you're a fucking nice fucking cum dumpster, aren't you, huh?
Keep fucking sucking it.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Suck into the fucking balls.
Do you understand that here?
Fucking lick my asshole while you're at it.
Fucking get down there and fucking lick my ass.
Fucking do it now.
Yeah, that's fucking right.
Yeah, you want it, don't you, huh?
Yeah, you want it now, huh?
You want it?
How you want you to fucking finger your clit and get yourself wet so I can insert it right in your fucking goddamn ass.
All right, do it.
Come on.
Do it now.
Do it now.
Fucking right.
Do it now.
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I am a single white female.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
I have reddish, brown hair, dark green eyes, and a...
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I am 20.
So are you guys older?
Like, I love older guys.
And where are y'all calling from?
Uh-oh, young chick liking older guys.
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Well, I figure that age is nothing but a number.
So I'm kind of like middle-aged, but I'm financially secure.
And I'm just looking for somebody that I can kind of have a good time with.
I like to travel.
And what's the big bummer about it is I travel alone.
And, you know, I'm staying at these nice fancy hotels.
But it's just empty.
It's just, there's no type of romance.
There's no type of love spirit in any kind.
And I feel like I'm missing it.
And I feel like this point, if I can't find it, I've probably failed in life.
So anyway, thank you for getting back.
And I'm in the San Antonio area, by the way.
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What's up?
2555194 and away.
Thank you all the right places.
Just on here browsing.
You don't have me cover her with the area.
Just gonna keep the simple fuck to beat this.
What's up?
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Hi, what are you doing?
I'm a white guy.
I just really would like a black ass.
You know what I'm saying?
I would really just like a black ass.
I like a thick black ass.
So why don't you and me get together and we'll make some mocha after I poke you.
All right, baby.
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Message delivered.
has sent you this message.
Oh daddy, please daddy.
Oh, please daddy, please.
Can we call you?
Can we call you daddy so you can fuck me?
Make me suck your dick.
Thank you, Curiosity.
Please.
Oh.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, let's go live together.
All right.
So I can make you fucking suck my cocktail balls and then pull your fucking head up and down like a fucking jackhammer and then make you lick my fucking ass.
And then I can fucking give you the high hard one and give you the big chackpod in your fucking orifice.
All right.
Well, get back to me.
Let's go live right now.
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Yeah, that's right.
Yeah.
I want to fucking make your fucking head look like a beehive.
Like I just broke a beehive over your fucking head.
I want to come all over it so fucking bad.
Keep sucking it down to the balls.
Lick the fucking ass and get ready to be penetrated.
Do you understand?
Let's connect live and let's fucking do this, bitch.
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Somebody beat us to it, dude!
That's sad.
That's so sad.
We got fucking cucked.
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That's sad.
Hey, what's going on?
33-year-old black female calling from the Oakland Downs area.
I think 5-4 with about 200 pounds.
Kwama Brown skincare.
5-4, 200 pounds.
Man, hell no.
I mean, you're guaranteed to get my ass fucked.
I definitely love to fuck dick.
If you have a big dick, I love to beat you.
And again, I love, I really, really love to get my ass fucked.
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Guaranteed to Get My Ass Fucked00:14:16
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Please record your message.
Yeah, I'd like to fuck a good ass.
I'll tell you that.
Do you mind if I spit roast you?
You know what I'm saying?
I don't want to use any lubricants.
You know, I just want to fucking and just fucking spit roast your fucking ass and then just start fucking it.
You know what I'm talking about?
Just fucking in and out.
In and out, fucking pound your fucking ass while I'm grabbing your fucking hair and just pound you like a fucking jackhammer for fuck's sake.
All right.
How do you fucking like that?
Fucking spit roast jackhammer style.
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Hi, it's just me and my three friends here and we're just looking for a good time tonight.
Just want to talk up.
Three friends?
We just want to get to know somebody.
She's got three friends.
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Hey, what's going on?
They call me the sex machine.
And let me tell you something.
I could please all three of you women at the same fucking time taking turns on your asses.
Okay, I'm not even joking around.
I'd like to see all three of you bent over the bed.
And I'd like to see you fucking spread eagle.
Put your goddamn hands, spread your cheeks, and I'll just be in and out, in and out, in and out.
Each and every one of you, and I'd leave you in orgasmic pleasure.
I would leave you with fucking rolling eyes in the back of your goddamn head.
And I'm telling you right now, you ain't seen a sex machine like this man right here.
Get back, baby.
I'll fucking please you and all your friends.
You know, one of you can ride me.
One of you can, you know, have a couple of fucking fingers up your twat.
One of you can sit on my face.
I'm fucking open-minded.
Let's fucking do this.
All right.
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Yeah, you dare you, J.
To connect live with this kind of...
You sound like a dude.
What's up, fellas?
Got him out of Dallas, 36 years old, looking for a nice-looking guy with a big date.
He's very nasty.
I'm looking for something wrong, Carl.
Nessy every day, three different life wole play.
You know, I'm more if you're interested in watching.
Hey, me with the message to send an icebreaker.
Please record your message.
You sound like my kind of girl.
I'm into bondage, SM, sex games.
Definitely into role play, master slave, you know, rape, rape victim, you know, that sort of thing.
And I like to play with all kinds of bondage equipment, the kind of nine-tail whip, handcuffs, chains, whips, the whole nine yards.
So that sounds like something you're interested in.
Let's get back.
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I'm right.
My name is Ashley.
I'm 25.
I'm right.
I'm in Arlington, Texas.
I'm online in search of a very well-dark eye.
Very third about being everybody back.
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Please record your message.
Record.
Well endowed here.
I got about a 10 and a half inch.
I am cut.
Definitely looking for something here to do.
I'm in the San Antonio region.
I know that you're in the Dallas area, but Dallas is nothing but maybe about a five-hour drive.
It'd be no problem for me to go there or, you know, we meet halfway or we can, you know, go to a hotel room.
Of course, I would cover the hotel room.
And let's get nasty.
You know, I want a nasty woman.
I want a fucking nasty, filthy fucking woman.
So if that sounds like something you're interested in, get back.
Here's your message.
I can't even understand that bitch.
Hello.
I am a single Hispanic female.
And I am 49 years old.
And I'm light-skinned with very long golden brown hair.
I am from Hockey, Mexico.
Jesus Christ.
This is too much information.
Yes.
Oh, gosh.
I'm getting myself ready for someone's cock to connect live with this.
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Hit N key when you're done.
Hey, what's up, you little dirty bitch?
You want to connect live?
You know, make sure that you get all hot and bothered.
Make sure you have a foreign object to put in your fucking pussy while you're talking to me, okay?
Because I'm a fucking bad alpha man out here, and I'll make sure that you're fucking well satisfied.
So, if you want to get into something serious and you want to get into something now, get the fuck back to me.
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You call it close to you.
Attractive black female in San Antonio area.
34.
Light brown hair, brown eyes, full lips, 34 sleek cup.
Looking for will and dog eyes in the San Antonio area.
Your race is not important, but you're being drug disease free is.
Hi, my girlfriend.
I'm drug disease alcohol at Small Creek.
Looking for guys out there who want to make a new friend.
I'm not ready for a relationship.
Just a buddy, if you know what I mean.
So what?
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What's going on?
Look, I think I was trying to talk to you before.
I'm serious.
I've got a place here.
I'd like to invite you over and let's do this.
I mean, I'm very well and down.
Like I said, 10 inches.
I am cut.
So let's do this.
I mean, I'm down right now.
Get back.
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Oh, bored.
My birthday.
Thanks, sweet.
Just for this thing.
To connect live with this, to send an icebreaker, please record your message.
I've got a suggestion for you if you're a little bored, okay?
While you're listening to my voice and I'm talking to you, why don't you put your hand in your private region?
Stick as many fingers as you can in your orifice and then start gyrating it on a clockwise basis and then get back to me.
All right.
How you like that?
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My name's Brandy, 26-year-old female calling out of Noble, Oklahoma.
Oklahoma.
Maybe just looking to make some money, maybe smoke.
Oklahoma.
Good morning.
I'm black female calling from the Oklahoma area.
Just throw my brows with Google Congress.
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I hate to, you know, bring this up.
I just came across your message.
Are you the person prank calling me pretending to be my granny?
I just had to ask this.
I'm sorry.
Here's your message.
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Camus has sent you this message.
I thought I sent you my phone number.
I was waiting on your call.
Oh, this is the bitch that gave me her phone number.
I'm not, I'm not, I don't want to talk to you on the phone.
Skip message.
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Add this collar to your fuck that bitch.
Hey, it's Shereen.
Let's check.
We'll get to know each other.
Here we go.
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Hey, what's going on?
I really think that you sound pretty sweet.
And oh, shit.
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Hey, what's up?
I'm Natalia.
I'm 36, Hispanic.
I am 5'4.
Have dark brown eyes, red hair.
I'm looking for a friend.
Somebody who wants to, you know, just hang out, go to the movie, hug and kiss, thanks, huddle.
Not looking to have sex right away.
I mean, I'm saying that we won't to send an icebreaker.
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Hey, came across your message.
I'm very interested.
I'm a white gentleman.
Let me ask you a question, though.
Do you know how to cook flour tortillas?
If you can cook flour tortillas, get back.
If not, you know, you're typical Mexican trash.
I'm sorry.
Here's your message.
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I'm up and I'm bored.
What's going on?
To connect live with this collar, to send an icebreaker, please record your message.
Well, if you're bored, why don't you connect live with me and, you know, I can make you my virtual cum dumpster.
How do you like that?
You won't be so bored then.
You know?
And by the way, if you connect live with me, the first thing I want to hear is ah, you know, like you're fucking saying the word, ah, so I can insert my goddamn digital schlong right in that facehole.
And then, of course, you do what you do best.
All right.
Then you won't be fucking bored.
Here's your message.
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Hey guys, I'm a 41-year-old female from the Hunting Junior of the RGV.
I'm looking for someone that I can talk to, get to know.
Let's see where that goes.
Jesus Christ.
Black in this manner female call from the south side of Tulsa.
2010.
Do smoke cigarettes, social drinker.
Sanitified to way 120 to 130.
Need someone to show me around Tulsa.
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I'd love to show you around Tulsa, but do you like to be bound and gagged?
Bondage SNM, of course.
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Well, my name is Ken.
I'm 24.
I'm a Latina.
Anyone on the wall?
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I'm sorry.
I have to ask you, were you speaking English?
Because, you know, I was trying to listen to you, but I couldn't understand you.
Are you speaking English?
Because if not, talk in American, okay?
I know that maybe you know Spanish and you're trying to impress.
Talk to us in American, please, okay?
Thank you.
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All right, let's see what we got here.
Nay May has sent you this message.
No, I do not.
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New collar close to you.
All right, this is getting wet, dude.
I'm very looking for any new friends who I talk to.
On the Mickey Park.
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Please record your message.
Hey, what's up?
Look, I'm in San Antonio, and I'm looking to hook up right now.
I'm hooking a look up right now.
I've got my own place.
I've got a hot tub.
I actually got a hot tub indoors with the TV and I'd like to just have a good time.
You know, I've got some champagne on ice.
If you don't like that, I've got some wine or, you know, I've got a beer tap if necessary.
Get back, huh?
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Hey, what's going on?
What you doing?
Hey, what's up?
What you doing, dude?
Why did you say I'm not Elizabeth?
Champagne, Wine, and Beer Taps00:14:58
I'm so offended.
I didn't know what you were saying.
can't understand you.
I was asking you if you were...
I'm just drunk.
You gotta understand them.
Oh, you're drunk.
Well, that's cool.
That's cool that you're drunk.
Hey, what are you listening to in the background?
It's just my music.
What kind of music?
Um, what do you want to say?
What?
How old are you?
How old am I?
I'm 38.
Oh, so you like rock?
What?
Do you like rock music?
I like all kinds of music, dude.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Your connection was ended with the key.
Oh, I got, I got fucking, I, ah, because I like rock music.
This fucking Hispandex bitch.
Send a message or an icebreaker.
Cause too.
Let me see.
Let me see.
You know what?
I'm done with this shit.
I'm done with this shit.
You know, I got offended by that for Christ's sake.
I mean, this stupid fucking Latina fucking hot tamale whorebag, drunk bitch, was out here.
Wait a minute.
You like rock and roll?
You like rock and right?
I was like, yeah, what's wrong with that?
And fucking click.
Oh, Jesus Christ, dude.
All right, look, it's fucking three in the morning.
All right.
I've been on for five hours and 46 fucking minutes for Christ's sake.
And I want to be honest with you, I'm not too fucking happy with what the fuck you guys have done to me today.
I want to be completely honest.
Okay?
I'm not fucking happy at all.
I mean, you guys are a fucking bunch of shit.
And I don't like how you fuckers can just sit here and degrade me and say all kinds of fucking bullshit and then be like, no, you gotta do yay and make demands out of me, dude.
Don't do that shit.
This is supposed to be my 12th anniversary.
All right?
This is supposed to be my 12th anniversary.
Dude, listen to me.
Fuck all of you people.
All right.
This is my anniversary.
And because you people were fucking such dicks.
And y'all have been dicks the whole fucking show.
It's not even like it's like one isolated area of or one isolated time of being a dick.
You fucking idiots are a bunch of dicks.
Dude, listen.
The more you assholes lie to me, oh, you promised.
I didn't promise shit.
All right.
I promised on the Thursday show that I was going to do an early radio graffiti, which I did.
All right?
And what is this?
Oh, my God.
She didn't ask if you like Rock Go.
She asked if you like to fuck.
Now radio graffiti and shit.
Dude, I'm not doing it, dude.
I'm out of here, okay?
Fuck you.
You fucking people have made my goddamn 12th anniversary.
This is my 12th anniversary show.
You have made me look like an idiot.
When we did the stream rage, you fucking, you demeaned my name.
When I tried to fucking talk in the damn Discord chat, you fucking idiots were posting all kinds of sick, demented fucking ass porn and all that other fucking, you know, fucking asses of man and all that fucking bullshit.
When I tried to fucking do instathoughts, you fucking people were giving me anime.
You're fucking giving me bogus.
So fuck you.
I'm out of here.
It's the fucking Saturday Night Troll Show.
So if you don't like it, if you think I'm a bad guy, fuck you.
Fuck you.
I don't care.
I'm getting the fuck out of here.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
You sons of bitches.
How dare you sit here and try to demand anything off of me?
How dare you try to fucking demand anything out of me?
You don't demand shit.
You should be kissing my fucking ass.
And what the fuck is this $50?
Oh my God.
We are proud to sponsor tonight's shout outs, the Hyperion Corporation.
Oh, fucking.
To make your life, period.
You fucking god.
Fucking damn it, you fucking fucking idiot.
Fucking shit! Fucking shit! Fucking shit!
I'm doing this fucking shit, man!
Stop doing this fucking shit to me.
I want to go.
I wasted my fucking Saturday with you fucking people.
Give me my fucking beard.
And you see, look at this.
Right when Hyperion Corporation donates 50 bucks, all of a sudden I'm a whore.
Look at these fucking idiots in the chat room calling me a fucking whore and they expect me to do shit.
I mean, you motherfuckers, dude.
You goddamn motherfuckers.
I'm not even choking around.
You son of a bitch.
You goddamn sons of bitches, for Christ's sake.
All right, that's it.
All right.
Oh, my God, dude.
I have no idea.
You know.
In the field of local.
Oh, no.
Come on, dude.
What the fuck?
The Republic of China would like to commission you to do this.
Oh, no.
Come on, dude.
What the fuck, man?
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
I mean, why don't you all just leave me alone, dude?
Seriously, man.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
All right.
And which thread do you want me to do?
I mean, look at these threads here.
Which one?
All right, there's the 12-year anniversary thread.
Then there's this one.
And then there's this one.
So, you know, fucking, what is it?
Vice Chairman Fried Rice and the Hyperion Corporation.
They're the ones that donated the $50 bill.
So which one is it?
All right.
Which one is it?
Jesus, fucking.
I can't believe you fucking people got me fucking dancing like I'm some kind of a fucking stupid fucking go-go dancer or some shit.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, the ones with the shout-out poster thread.
All right, which one has shout out poster here?
All right, here it is, thank you very much.
All right, here it is.
Put the pc shot on.
Here it is uh, the uh shout out poster thread.
Here it is Gx.
Happy 12th anniversary.
Thank you very much, I appreciate it, man flaming creations.
Hey Ghost, congrats on 12 years.
I remember learning about your show back in 2012 and how hype I was when you came back in 2016.
Thank you for all the knowledge, laughs and insight you provide.
Cheers and GX for life.
Thank you very much, dude.
Uh hey, look at Twilly Atkins in the house.
What's up?
Tweely Gx in the chat.
Cheers to you Ghost, for 12 years of high quality broadcasting.
As I am traveling at the moment uh, I am burfette of my usual liquor.
Uh though, I managed to find some locally.
Uh, this 12 year spy.
Uh, a spy side, excuse me, which I shall be enjoying in your honor with list listening tonight.
Thank you very much, Twilly Atkins.
And what is this?
You got it yes uh, spy side.
Single malt, scotch.
12 years, that ain't too bad, dude.
Look at that.
You got a little Twilly Atkins Trump 2020 sticker back there and look, that's me getting the golden microphone.
Baby, that's me getting the golden microphone.
You're goddamn right.
Thank you, Twilly Atkins.
And here's Pettis.
Happy 12th anniversary.
Here's some good memes for you.
Uh Ninja, when he gets drafted into the army and starts getting shot at by Iranians.
You know why can't I build?
Oh, you idiot.
Uh, dog people dogs are better, cat people cats are better.
Chinese food is food.
All right, all right.
Animals of Australia.
Ah dude Pettis, you're a shithead dude.
You know that anyway.
Here's mr Person.
Uh hey Ghost, uh missed part of the back.
Uh uh, excuse me, I missed you part back from episode 132.
Uh, or you missed the part back from what episode 132?
What the you talking about, mr?
I don't know what the that means.
I don't even know what the that means.
Anyway, cut myself laughing.
Guess who just got his inner Circle gold membership.
Dude, there is no inner circle gold membership.
Don't, don't listen to these trolls, dude.
Uh, Anal Sausage is gonna smoke.
Smoke some crack and drink some wine for you.
12 year anniversary, dude.
Don't do that.
All right, I know you're trolling.
At least I hope you're trolling, all right?
Uh, bob Tom Gx.
What's up, Ghost?
Happy 12 years of broadcasting.
Come on Ghosty, have a drink.
Hey, i'm drinking now.
All right, ain't?
No trying to tease me there, Bob Tom.
Anyway, you want to have a nice drink, relax.
Yeah we, we got it dude, we're here.
Okay, thank you trying to.
You know fucking uh, you know, rub it in my face over here trying to give me some peer pressure.
Look at this, look at this asshole.
Look at this asshole.
Look at this asshole.
Yeah, thanks a a lot, Bob Thomas.
Matter of fact, maybe i'm drinking my beer.
Ah yeah, that's good stuff.
Felicia Fontaine, Haudasunaya Rawr.
I want to give a shout out to Sperm Spermy the cat again.
Yeah, there it is.
His fur is so silky, soft and dude, get this anime out of here, get this fucking anime, shit the fuck out of here.
Uh, Texas history teacher Gx had two dosekies beers for dinner tonight and you're goddamn right, make America great again baby, you're goddamn right.
You're goddamn right.
Anyway, here's Enos Turtle.
Out of the past 12 years, you've been the laziest streamer.
All right, go fuck yourself.
All right asshole, i'm not even going to acknowledge you if you're going to come at me like that.
Rup Roast Gx.
Happy 12 years Drippy.
Did you hear about the group of carpenters who took up sword fighting?
They were a picket fencing team.
That's very great.
And, by the way, this is bullshit.
I, i'm actually smoking tetrahydroconneminol, and what is this?
This is me falling out of a wheelbarrow or some shit.
Get the fuck out of here.
Uh, Texas Navitors, what the fuck?
What the hell does that mean gx?
You must be an interest, all right go, fuck off.
Uh, all furries are man children gx, I got myself a new scout loadout for christmas cheers.
Also, how many female Vietnam villagers did you have your way with back, dude?
Fuck you dude seriously you, what the hell did you buy?
Excuse me, what the hell did you buy?
Jesus Christ?
All right, what is this?
How about, uh 1m machine, gx?
If you get Dox ghost, would you gladly accept a paid-for pepperoni pizza?
Uh well, who wouldn't dude?
And what the hell is this?
Buy a wife from Vietnam for only six thousand dollars, guaranteed virgin, guaranteed to be live, delivered in 90 days, no extra charges.
If ran away within a year, you get one free.
That's, that's not for real, dude.
You know that, that that is not for real.
Anyway, we got Spermy.
The cat, gx.
A trolling aside, my last shout out post about drinking beer seemed to upset you.
So, on a serious note, i'm actually really glad you're making an effort to stop drinking, even if it's one small step at a time.
When Bill Wagner died last year, it was unironically, a surreal experience.
A pc, a piece of BTR history died, and I would hate to see the same thing happen to you anytime soon.
Stay healthy.
Thank you, Spermy.
Uh, happy saturday and happy 12 years.
Uh, thank you very much, Spermy.
But you know um, I don't want to live forever dude, you know so, it is what it is.
Hey, all Furries are man children, what up.
And what I mean by that is that I know i'm making an exchange every time I drink alcohol or smoke anything.
I mean, I know i'm making an exchange for, you know, losing days of my life.
You know hey, it is what is dude, nobody wants to live forever, all right, as a matter of fact uh, I like that song, forever young, I want to be forever young.
Do you really want to live forever?
Anyway, here's colonel Transisco, GX ghost.
I am going to use a few pieces for my bullion supply and my pocket change to illustrate what the Trump Plan Capitalism leaves in one's pocket and what the Democrat Plan Socialism leaves in one's pocket.
All right uh, Trumpanomics pickings in the first two pictures, uh one, two ounce replica Egyptian bar with Egyptian queens and goddesses on it.
Two U.s 20 uh God, and double Eagle.
Philadelphia Mint 1908 uh, number three.
Two uh, or excuse me one, two ounce Egyptian replica silver bar and uh, one U.s uh silver dollar piece.
Yeah, oh shit, look at that.
That's the two different.
And socialism leaves you with shit.
You're goddamn right, pretty goddamn good.
Look at that.
So bad.
Look at.
Look at colonel Transisco over there.
Anyway, cheers to colonel Transisco.
Uh, Donald J Trump.
Ghost, you're a web comic.
Yeah, fuck you.
Yeah, you give me a dildo award.
Yeah, fuck off.
Uh, Mr Naggy, Generation GX.
This is a black guy's car.
Archie Lee and Kuda Bang.
Socialism Leaves You with Shit00:14:11
Dude, just get the fuck out of here, dude.
I mean, listen off, all right, stop being racist.
All right, stop being racist.
Bronies for Ghost.
Yeah yeah um GX, happy 12 years.
Hey, what this is me?
This is me, Bronified again.
Jesus Christ.
Uh, Green Pill Gary.
Uh, go broke for a good scotch.
So bourbon will do excuse me, too broke, i'm sorry, I didn't see that too broke for a good scotch.
So will bourbon do?
Bourbon's fine dude, bourbon's just fine.
Don't worry about it man, as long as you're not getting drunk on ever clear, or you know, on some.
You know rot gut bullshit that hasn't been distilled properly.
You know what it is anyway.
Uh, Tyler 225905.
Happy 12 years of being a web dude.
Don't call me a webcomic.
All right, if you assholes are going to continue to call me a webcomic in this.
I'm ending the fucking show, dude.
And who the fuck is this cha-cha capitalist Gx?
This is literally a real screenshot from a children's cartoon.
And what is this?
Meo's blood boils when she catches a sight of the dark-skinned fellow.
Oh, Jesus Christ, and what the hell is this Gx?
I love you, ghost.
Yeah, there's two black guys kissing.
I don't even know what the fuck name.
That is all right, thank you very much.
And there's free ass.
Keem Scares.
Hey Ghost, I always knew you're a racist hick.
Also learn how to read.
Yeah, fuck your mother.
Keem Scares.
All right, you piece of shit.
Hey, are you doing?
I'm Keem Scares over here, fucking moron, we got dirty Dan, happy 12 years, pinhead Ghosty.
Uh, is this what you do for, mrs Ghost?
Gx, you big old man, Titty.
Oh dude dude whoever, whoever's the man that's doing.
I don't even want to say this.
Forget about it.
I don't even want to comment on it anyway.
Bathrobe Dwayne Gx.
The Legend Of Zelda or Carnia Of Crime.
All right dude, that's enough.
All right, what is this?
All right, that's enough.
All right.
Here's Ard Hammond.
Happy 12th anniversary.
Hey, ghost, did you enjoy this little dirty, this little diddy?
I tweeted out some images I drew to both Stormy Daniels and Trump.
And yes, these are real tweets.
Jesus Christ, you're fucking idiot.
And what is this?
Jackler, GX, thank the Lord.
It's about time you got the right.
Dude, you shut up, Jackler.
You've been in the fucking inner circle already, dude.
Stop trying to make it seem like...
All right, I'm only going to do a couple more of these.
All right.
I'm fucking done for Christ's sake.
And here's what is this, CYTV Canadoc.
GX, thank you, money god.
It's time's now up.
What the fuck?
The fuck are you talking about?
Fucking dumb tards.
Here's Zed Commander.
Cheers to you, Ghost.
And here's to 12 years and to 12 more.
Cheers, dude.
No shit.
I will get the golden microphone.
I guarantee Goddamn to you.
All right.
Baca Survivor, I guess I posted in the wrong thread here.
Ghost, you should game stream your gaming adventure sooner rather than later.
The real entertainment comes from watching normal person react to the good and bad shit that happens to them, not from someone that's playing like a pro.
People would enjoy watching you possibly team up or with you or against you, especially if they get to watch stuff like you raging or blaming your team or struggling with simple stuff, overcoming challenges.
Dude, I don't want to look like an idiot.
All right.
Can't you see you missed a great opportunity by not streaming your early experiences with shitty games like Renegade X and Fortnite?
People would have loved to hear you ranting about Aimbots at the moment or about Jackler blocking you from moving and shit like that.
Well, dude, I will get to a gaming stream here.
As a matter of fact, I am going to have the, I'm going to open up a chat room that people can join and the whole shit's coming back.
Give me a couple of weeks.
I got a lot of shit I got to do, man.
Anyway, thank you, Baca Survivor.
I will consider it.
And of course, what is this?
Ghost is underground.
And that's supposed to be me as Quato.
And I'm in the engineer's gut.
Is that it?
Anyway, thank you for the advice.
I appreciate it, Baca Survivor.
Mr. Fortune Cookie, your biographic movie number one in your biographic movie number one in Chinese box office.
I see it twice.
Great work, comrade.
Thank you for obeying censorship requests for your script for Chinese release.
12 years of global...
You fucking asshole.
You fucking piece of shit, dude.
I mean, no shit.
Fuck off, man.
All right.
There's XWF1000.
GX, hey, Ghost, thanks for doing the show.
But the only person that has that has streamed the show on YouTube in my eyes is Jackler.
And kudos to him for doing so.
Since Kans Abuser is not doing it tonight, he is in Texas according to the videos that I've seen today.
Not sure what he's doing there, but hope there will not be any backlash of this.
Also, Ghost, there's a post on the forums that is celebrating the 12 years of doing your show podcast, the podcast, and has people leaving comments.
All right, I'll definitely check that out, dude.
Thank you there.
I appreciate it.
Yo, little ghosty looks like Donnie had a stroke and he wrote all these scraggly lines.
Yeah, that's pretty funny, dude.
We got Odd Eyes Magician, Sup Ghost.
Is that supposed to be me and a fucking like, you know, gas mask bong or something?
Anyway, what is this?
Ghost on Omegle.
Found ghost talking inappropriately on Omegle.
Dude, I don't go on whatever the fuck that is, dude.
Wait a minute, what is this?
Hi, hi.
You, dude, I didn't do any of this.
You guys are fucking.
I'm not even going to give this the time of day, you piece of shit.
James Earl Cash, you're making something racist out of Yu-Gi-Oh!
I mean, you guys are just, it just never fucking ends, dude.
There's Lone Star.
Congrats on 12 years, Ghost.
So much excellent content out there.
Can't wait for the gaming streams.
Some pics of your new setup leaked from the IC below.
Don't kill the Messenger.
Dude, that ain't.
Oh, good God.
Oh, good God.
Oh, this is it.
This is my fucking setup here.
That's my setup.
Okay, great.
Notice the two water jugs there.
That's fresh.
All right.
This is going to be, I'm going to do this last page and that shit.
Sneakiest chameleon.
A toast to seven years of active service.
Dude, don't fucking even go there.
12 years.
All right.
Don't even go there.
Miss a K, hey, ghost.
Just curious, who do you hate more?
Anime Chads or Bronies?
Both.
Okay.
Both.
And by the way, we want more Discord raids.
Don't be a pussy.
Yeah, I'm not going to.
Dude, I didn't intend to raid that person's Discord.
I intended to go in there to be a part of their stream, and then all you fucking idiots came along.
And then you started posting man ass, and you started posting all the sick demanded fucking video, uh, fucking pictures and shit.
Anyway, here's Raptor 876.
GX enjoying the show.
Relay a bit of a stream.
Hope you have a great one, lad.
Yeah, thank you very much, Raptorade.
Widow Killer, GX ghost.
Here are some kosher memes for you.
Dude, that's the greatest Jewish cook.
The greatest Jewish cook.
I'm not going to fucking, I'm not clicking on this shit after that, dude.
Are you shitting me?
I'm not clicking that shit after that.
Unlisted Ninja GX, baby.
And there's what, Tom Cruise and shut the fuck up, boomer.
Yeah, real funny.
And I don't know what the hell that is.
Crazy YouTube Ninja GX.
Happy 12th anniversary, ghost.
Thank you, dude.
Cheers to Crazy YouTube Ninja.
Here's Nefara 822 GX ghost.
Happy 12th anniversary.
I went back to the gym on the 2nd of January and it was filled to the brim.
When I went back yesterday, it was pretty much empty.
So much for New Year's resolutions.
Many people can't commit.
You know, it's not just committal.
It's just, I don't think they know what to do.
Let's just put it that way.
And of course, here's Nefara 822.
Here's his, here's his shtick.
You know, Fat Man 1945 in the house.
Look at Fatman.
GX ghost.
Hey, ghost, happy 12th anniversary.
God bless.
Cheers to you and every capitalist out there keeping America great.
MAGA, four more years of Trump.
You're goddamn right.
Look at it.
Four more years of Trump and he's got a gun going on.
He's got a big old gun.
Got a bingo gun.
Props of the Second Amendment.
Aesthetic GX Baby Buns.
Yeah, real funny asshole.
The meme magician, here comes, here he comes.
Here he comes, ghost racist.
He's a racist on wheels.
Here he comes whipping Negro.
Yeah, fuck off, asshole.
Fuck off.
All right, I've had about enough of this.
All right, I've had enough.
All right, I mean, seriously, for Christ's sake.
Anime Dude64GX.
First shout out in 2020.
Happy nine years of trolling.
And hey, there's the happy merchant.
What's going on to happy merchant?
GX, Solomani first, Khomeini next, 1979 will commence again.
What do you think about making the Army a mandatory service to solve the soy boy problem in America?
I don't think that's a bad idea, if you want my opinion.
That's what they do in Israel.
And, you know, maybe they got to do that here, you know, in my opinion.
There's FishFast.
Titans are going to the Super Bowl, baby.
I cannot believe the Tennessee Titans beat the fucking Ravens.
I cannot believe that.
I mean, LeVar Jackson, for Christ's sake, what the fuck is this?
GX, here's the last picture of Solomani.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Is that for real?
How about a ham sandwich?
Yeah, thank you, Darkovic.
I appreciate it, man.
Here's Bob.
Happy 12th, beautiful Jewish hambone.
I can't wait for another 12 years of Jewish trickery.
Yeah, go fuck off, Rob, whoever the fuck you are.
Stevie Stinkfer, since I might not be able to listen to the show because I have a few things to do, I just wanted to take a moment to give a shout out to the people in chat.
Yeah, go, all right, we get it.
Thank you very much.
And there's your fucking enemy shoving up your ass.
Mom Spaghetti Kill Ghost.
Happy 12th, Ghost.
Yeah, thank you, dude.
I appreciate it.
I don't appreciate the spaghetti comment.
All right, what is this?
Dude, oh, fucking hell, you fucking piece of shit.
All right, yeah, that's it.
All right.
IP and UI, yeah, real funny.
And Bond Dayton.
All right, that's it.
I've had about enough of this shit.
All right.
I've had enough.
I've had enough.
It's already 317 for Christ's sake.
And you guys have pissed me off enough.
You all have pissed me off enough for Christ's sake.
I mean, dude, everything I've done, you people have pissed me the fuck off.
Jesus Christ.
I'm getting out of here.
Oh, whether you want me to do one more page?
I'll do the fucking last page, but these fucking idiots were posting dick pics or whatever.
All right, here it is.
I'm doing the last page and I'm out of here.
Suck duck for quack.
Sup, ghost.
I'm getting back into leather work.
Would you love to make you something someday?
That would actually be pretty good, dude.
That's not bad at all.
That's no bullshit right there.
Suck duck for quack.
Vending machine, yo, ghostler.
I'm listening to the speech of this white supremac.
Second is the KKK image of the video game.
He's got a fucking video guy.
I don't understand.
Jesus Christ.
This is my fucking, these are my fans, dude.
Sunburst Unicorn, GX, Ghost.
Awesome show tonight.
Sundock in the chat.
Yeah, thank you, dude.
I appreciate it.
12 years of tard wrangling.
Yeah, fuck you.
All right.
And watch Disney grow.
All right.
Thank you very much.
That was the last one.
I'm getting the fuck out of here.
I will be back this Tuesday, 8.30 p.m. Central Standard Time on YouTube.
All right.
On fucking YouTube.
So with that being said, I'm getting the fuck out of here.
All right.
Twelve Years of Troll Wrangling00:01:25
I'm not, dude, go fuck yourself.
All right.
Nobody.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Dude, look, stop donating, dude.
No, I'm not.
It better not be over four minutes because I ain't watching the whole thing if it's over four minutes, dude.
Don't donate to me anymore.
I'm fucking done.
Stop donating to me.
I don't want to fucking do this shit anymore, alright?
What the fuck is this?
Let's sing a song about animals.
Jump jump like a kangaroo jump jump Alright, look, I may have to cut off from this here because this is probably some sick fucking shit.
Let's sing the animal song.
Let's swing our noses like a swing, swing, like elephant.