Ghost hosts the chaotic Saturday Night Troll Show 17, reacting with disgust to racist donations and bizarre animations while mocking chat users for speaking English. He rants about immigration policies, defends Trump, and denies being a racist despite making inflammatory remarks during raids on streams featuring EBZ and Gary the Producer. The episode devolves into heated arguments over Holocaust denial, Star Wars conspiracies, and alleged white nationalism before Ghost abruptly ends the broadcast at 3:20 AM due to viewer toxicity and exhaustion. [Automatically generated summary]
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And I'd like to thank everybody for tuning in with me right now.
We are live once again at Vaughan.live, folks.
That's right.
We're underground.
We're underground, baby.
You're damn right, baby.
Episode 17, the Saturday Night Troll Show.
So spread it around the internet and throughout the world.
Let everybody know that we are live right now.
Episode 17 of the Saturday Night Troll Show on Vaughan.live slash ghostpolitics one, baby.
Woo!
Damn right, folks.
You're damn right.
And I'm hype, baby.
I'm hype.
And I'm going to be completely honest with you.
I wish I had a Saturday night to myself.
You know, it's a shame that I was up last night over six hours.
And then here I am on a Saturday night conducting another broadcast.
You're lucky I'm even here.
I'll tell you that right damn now.
You're lucky I'm even here.
All right.
Spread it around the internet and throughout the world.
We're live, folks.
We are live.
All right, let's take the music out.
Take the music out for Christ's sake.
All right.
Anyway, thank you very much for everybody for tuning in.
This is episode 17 of the Saturday Night Troll Show.
And I want to thank you for tuning in with me.
Once again, spread this show around the internet and throughout the world.
And what the hell is this?
Oh, we're already.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Engineer.
Where the hell is my phone?
How am I supposed to do extensive research?
I am not in a wheelchair, no matter what this fucking idiot keeps saying.
Oh, God.
It happened again.
It happened again.
Just shut up, all right?
Forget the phone.
Jesus Christ, man.
I just started the Saturday Night Troll Show.
Look at this.
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
Oh, my God.
Nigger.
I don't condone what this racist bastard just donated.
All right.
I want to put that on the record right now.
And what the hell is this?
What the hell is this supposed to be?
What kind of gargle is this for three bucks, for Christ's sake, man?
It's not even a damn immigrant language.
All right.
Anyway, folks, look, I want to be completely honest with you, okay?
I really didn't want to show up on the episode 17 of tonight's Saturday Night Troll Show.
I wish I was at the bar.
I wish I was at the bar right now, for Christ's sake, watching some combat sports, eating some ghost pepper chicken wings, drinking some 29-degree ice-cold beer out of 32-ounce mugs, and having that shit served to me by some goddamn 20-year-old piece of ass.
All right.
And look, people are saying you sound tired, ghosts.
Well, no shit.
No shit.
I just did a six-hour show last night for Christ's sake.
Who the hell is this Hail Koomler?
All right.
Look, the bottom line is, folks, is that I just did a six-hour show for you assholes last night.
All right.
And you all wanted me to continue going for a fucking 8-12-hour show for Christ's sake.
And I got to do another one here.
Look, all you assholes that are talking garbage.
Look at System 23, Rusty Machine, Poindexter Rose's dumbass, Dusty Machine.
And fuck you, Tyler.
All of you people talking garbage to me, man.
You're lucky I'm even here.
I'm telling you, sons of bitches.
If you fuck with me tonight, I'm ending this son of a bitch.
I don't need to be here.
All right.
I don't need to be here.
And fuck you, mundane mad.
It's called work.
What are you talking about?
You're lucky I'm even here, you dickheads.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, for all those that are wondering, yes, we are accepting $18.66 buckers tonight, okay?
All right, you happy with that?
And by the way, I just bought some more minutes on the date line.
So we're going to be doing all this stuff tonight.
We're going to be conducting all kinds of internet tomfoolery here.
And hopefully we don't have any technical difficulties that we've had in the past here on Vaughn.live.
It looks pretty good thus far.
So thank you very much.
Now, before we get on with episode 17 of the Saturday Night Troll Show, you know what I feel like having.
You know what time it is, don't you, folks?
It's time for more beer.
Oh, shit.
I didn't even start.
Look at this.
ST Mike already starting an $18.66 bucker for Christ's sake.
All right.
Hey, wait a minute, Gino.
I played your shit.
I played your shit yesterday.
It's on YouTube.
I played your crap yesterday, man.
It was that Dunlop fucking freak show commercial.
All right.
It's unfortunate you decided to go and whack off to some of the weird shit that you like to watch on the internet and not listen to the ghost show yesterday.
But give me a goddamn break.
I saw that shit.
We all saw it.
So don't give me that crap.
Anyway, let me get some beer for Christ's sake, man.
More beer.
And listen to this.
Listen to that ice.
Listen to that ice cold.
It's ice cold, baby.
Ice cold.
And you assholes, you keep calling me scambler and all that bullshit.
This, I'll end this fucking broadcast, dude.
I don't need to be here taking abuse from you goddamn internet troll terrorists, cyber vermin fucking people.
I could be at a bar right now enjoying myself instead of sitting here wasting my life for you unappreciative fucks out here.
So sit there and shut the fuck up and listen, all right?
Jesus Christ, I'm sick and tired of you people fucking talking malarkey to me for Christ's sake, man.
How dare you?
I was just on here yesterday for six hours, you fucking dingleberry extracting dicks.
All right, let me have my goddamn bottle over and we're starting to drink, dude.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not messing around.
All right, I should be at a bar right now instead of sitting here with you people.
All right, let me go ahead and open up a damn bottle of some spot and lager.
Here we go.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, look at these assholes in the chat room.
Look at them.
They're fucking unappreciative dickheads, man.
I mean, I'm telling you, man, I don't even understand.
There's got to be something wrong with me.
You know, if I continue to come up on here and do these broadcasts, there's got to be something wrong with me.
Dude, shut up, Snopes 3.
I'm not crying, okay?
I'm just trying to enlighten some of you unappreciative assholes that I could be somewhere else right now.
Jesus fucking Christ, man.
I mean, at least millennials can do 24-hour shows.
Oh, yeah?
Great.
All right.
Great.
All right.
Look, look at Gino.
Look at Gino.
18 points.
Total.
Hey, how come the damn text-to-speech bitch keeps changing her voice?
What the hell is that about?
Anyway, let me get to the $18.66 bucker in just a second.
Folks, you're listening to the Saturday Night Troll Show.
I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And we're going to be conducting ourselves in a lot of internet tomfoolery tonight.
So I hope that you are ready.
We're going to go ahead and start with the $18.66 buckers in just a second.
When we do that, maybe we'll move on to a little bit of some Instathoughts.
I know you folks like judging Instathoughts, for Christ's sake.
And what is this?
What the hell are you talking about, STV?
What I ever do is complain, you know that.
Hey, do you understand?
This is episode 17 of the Saturday Night Troll Show.
17 weeks I've been doing Saturday Night Troll shows.
On top of that, I've already done 109 ghost shows.
All right.
What the hell is this?
Crippler's dirty wheelchair.
Ghost Day, six-hour streams, 18 hours of drinking and shitting himself.
Fuck you.
All right.
Fuck off.
All right.
You all are.
Look, I'm not going to complain anymore.
Okay.
I'm not going to complain anymore, you dirty diaper-eating, yeast-infected, sniffing, colon, tenderizing, syphilis, schlonghead-sucking pieces of shit.
All right.
I'm not going to.
We got even more.
Oh, we got more $18.66.
After this, can you coom for me?
And here you fucking coomer fetish sons of bitches continue going again.
All right, you damn good.
What is it with this coomer fetish?
What is this guy?
I mean, how in the hell did this guy become popular on the internets for Christ's sake?
This fucking Coomer guy.
I'm telling you, there's a latent homosexual fixation with a lot of you people when it comes to shit like this, man.
All right.
This and Carlos Milos or whatever, Ricardo Milo, whatever the hell his name is.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, complainer.
Complain.
Hey, asshole.
I'm wasting my weekend with you people.
Do you understand me?
I'm wasting my weekend.
I just did, I just wasted my Friday night with you fucks yesterday, okay?
And then today I'm going to waste my Saturday night.
And I love my weekends.
Do you understand?
I mean, that's why I celebrate Baller Friday.
I love weekends.
There's a certain spirit, you know what I mean?
That encapsulates the soul on the weekends.
And I'm wasting it on you, jerk dicks, man.
I'm just saying I'm wasting it on you, jerk dicks.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, look at these fucking crotch rocket assholes.
Here they come again.
Here they come again.
I'm telling you, you're going to hear some crotch rocket people going fucking spilled all over the goddamn road.
All right.
Body parts everywhere because I happen to put a fucking piano wire from two trees to fucking decapitate these stupid sons of bitches that keep fucking riding their crotch rockets in my neighborhood.
Jesus Christ.
All right, let me go ahead and go ahead and drink some beer here so I can calm my ass down.
I know there's people out here that are saying ghost sounds, you know, sounds a little upset today.
Well, I do because goddamn unappreciative people listening to this broadcast.
All right.
Now, before I complain anymore, let me drink some beer.
All right.
Let's get the whole buzz thing going on and see if we can kind of mellow out just a little bit.
All right.
And shut up.
I don't drive a Kawasaki for Christ's sake.
What are you talking about?
I don't even drive a damn motorcycle.
Mrs. Ghost won't let me drive a motorcycle.
I'll be honest with you.
Mrs. Ghost is like, no, ghost, you're not driving a motorcycle.
So as a result, I've never driven a motorcycle because Mrs. Ghost, you know, frankly, doesn't want to be with some man who has his leg chopped off when he wipes out in the middle of the freeway.
You know what I'm saying?
So, like, shut up.
Don't say cucked my Mrs. Ghost, whipped, all this bullshit.
What are you talking about?
All right, I don't want to, I don't want to ride a motorcycle and then wipe out and have my leg dragged underneath the bike.
You notice that, right?
You notice that guys that have like one leg chopped off, you know, they're typically bikers that wiped out and, you know, their goddamn bike just ripped their leg off their body.
I don't want to be that guy, okay?
I don't want to be that guy for Christ's sake, okay?
So I don't like to take too many risks.
As a matter of fact, I take enough risk drinking every day.
I take enough risk on some of the things that I partake in on a daily basis.
So to sit here and add more risk to my life is just unappropriate.
It's just inappropriate.
Anyway, once again, I've got some spot and lager.
I want to say cheers to everybody out there who's listening to the broadcast.
All right.
And listen to these goddamn assholes, man.
Listen to these goddamn assholes.
Yosef Stalin, Adolf Hitler, Pol Pot, and Barack Obama are not strong like Mao.
What are you talking about?
More respected and more beloved.
China still mourned his death.
Picture of your future.
Picture of my future.
Shut up.
All right.
Fuck Mao Seitong.
How you like that?
Hey, wait a minute.
Are we having technical difficulties, dude?
Come on, dude.
Don't tell me.
Don't tell me we're having technical difficulties.
Here, Crippler Dirty Wheelchair, what's worse that could happen?
Get double crippled?
Fuck you, Crippler's dirty wheelchair.
I could be listening to the Sunset Overdrive soundtrack.
Oh, yeah?
But I'm stuck listening to a boomer complain.
A boomer complaining drink.
A boomer complaining drink.
Well, if I was going to, I'm going to be honest with you right now, okay?
If I was going to ride a motorcycle, I wouldn't wear a helmet.
All right, I'm going to be honest with you.
There's something badass about riding a damn chopper, riding a motorcycle, and having no damn helmet.
I'm Gary Busey when it comes to motorcycles and helmets.
I'll tell you that right damn now.
Anyway, thank you, ST Mike, and thanks everybody for tuning in.
We've got Mark in the house.
Hey, cheers to Mark from Mark Vaughn.live, the guy who created the joint that you're actually currently listening to this broadcast from.
So cheers to this guy.
Anyway, folks, let me go ahead and take a swig of this, huh?
Very good.
Very good.
All right, folks.
Let's go ahead and let's move on and let's go ahead and start these $18.66 bucker requests.
And yes, we are taking video requests today.
So everybody that was pissing and moaning for the past couple of days, not being able to, I don't know, conduct themselves an $18.66 bucker, well, go ahead and do so, okay?
Because it's the Saturday Night Troll Show.
We're here at Von.live and we're having a good time tonight.
All right.
So let's go ahead.
And wait a minute.
I'm not saying that name.
I'm not saying that name.
Oh, my God.
What do you call a bunch of black kids in a swimming pool?
Coco puffs.
Nigger nigger nigger.
No, no, we don't condone this shit, dude.
We don't condone that.
Whoever the hell just donated that, you're a racist piece of shit.
Okay, you're a racist garbage.
And, you know, you all talk a lot of garbage, okay, on back of a computer.
You flap your fat Cheeto-stained fingers on the keyboard on the computer, boy, but I guarantee you, you wouldn't be saying that garbage in real life.
And that's the unfortunate part about the internet's here because the internet provides people balls that they don't have, like digital balls.
That's what the internet does to some of these people, especially some of these autists out here.
Racist Donation Backlash00:14:55
All right, especially some of these autists.
All right, let's go ahead and get to the first $18.66 bucker.
This was requested by ST Mike the Meme Genie.
All right, STMikeTheMemeGenie requested this, and he didn't really say anything. He just—oh, there's another one.
Found your motorcycle.
Found my motorcycle.
Okay, great.
Well, we're just about to play the first one that you donated, ST Mike.
All right.
And what is this?
Evil Mirror.
Evil Mirror.
And what the hell are you talking about, Evil Mira?
Just wanted to say thanks for acknowledging the work I put in on the post on the forums.
I'm glad that you realize it and condone my work, if only underhandedly.
Well, listen, I want to be completely honest with you, Evil Mirror.
Even though your left is trash, all right, and you're part of the Democrats and your anti-American scum.
I mean, we allow you to post on the forum post to enlighten us on how fucking dumb and ridiculous and pathetic Democrats and the leftists actually are.
So that's why we appreciate you spouting off your leftist propaganda so that we can know.
All right.
We can know what kind of cooksters are there on the left, okay?
All right, let's go ahead and let's go to the first $18.66 bucker.
This is requested by ST Mike the Meme Genie.
He didn't say anything about this video, but let's see what ST Mike the Meme Genie is requesting here.
What the hell is this?
Action Man.
What the hell is this?
Action Man, Battlefield Casualties.
For PTSD action.
What the hell is this?
He never feels safe.
Not even in his own life.
What the hell?
Do what you can to block out the memories.
With no support from the music.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
He's doing cozy.
Please, he's doing the yay-yo.
Now comes with thousand-yard stair action.
With time running out, only you can stop it.
Oh, dude, no way.
No way.
Oh, dude, that's fucked up, man.
Action man.
Is that supposed to be somebody with PSTD or PTSD or whatever the hell it's called from Vietnam?
Here comes Paralyzed Action Man.
Let's see.
Paralyzed Action Man.
Action Man is crippled.
Oh, dude, that's fucked up.
With his bows.
ST Mike, this is a stupid video.
I can't believe you, man.
But despite his interest, there can be no rest.
Oh, my God.
Benefits canceled.
What is he going to do?
He's going to drink bleach.
Oh, dude.
Dude, these are horrible.
These are just fucking horrible.
Are these actual cartoons?
Are these actual cartoon figures?
Action Man?
Make the ultimate sacrifice with new dead action man.
Rosa Peter.
Dead action man.
Dead action man.
Identify the body with dog tags.
Oh, dude, this is fucked up, dude.
Who made this shit?
For valiant effort.
Couldn't you dig the grave in time?
That's fucked.
This is horrible.
And we got kids.
You got kids doing it.
Oh, come on.
This is horrid.
This is just horrible, man.
All right, seriously, this is just horrible.
Coffin zone separately.
All right.
ST Mike, where the hell did you find this crap?
Action Man, Battlefield Casualties.
Each zone separately.
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ.
You know what, man?
Is this why you sons of bitches wanted $18.66 so that you could be exposed to freak show goddamn videos like this?
I mean, they're making fun of folks that go out and fight for our country, for heaven's sake.
Oh, that's horrible, dude.
ST Mike, dude, you're a sick.
You know, sometimes I think you're cool with me there, ST Mike.
And then you donate shit like this, and then I'm like, you're a sick cookster.
You're a sick-ass cookster, for heaven's sake.
All right, let's move on.
All right, let's get to the next $18.66 bucker out here, the video donation out here.
This one is requested by GinoX1987.
He said, what the hell? Is that?
Alright, I thought I heard some I thought I heard some first responders there.
I hope the idiots across the street aren't having another party.
They've been having a lot of weird incidents.
Even though they don't invite me to the party, I don't understand.
I don't understand why they don't invite me to the party, man.
I see the guys out there.
I'm like, hey, you doing?
And, you know, it's.
Anyway, let's move on.
$18.66 bucker.
This is requested by GenoX1987.
Okay.
And thank you, GenoX1987, for hooking it up, dude.
I did play your video later on in the evening yesterday.
You can check it out on YouTube.
But here it is.
He says, you owe me one from yesterday, but, you know, he did his stay a thing.
So this is by GenoX1987.
And once again, viewer discretion is advised when it comes to Geno and his weirdo type of videos that he donos.
So let's go ahead and see what the hell GinoX1987 requested.
Let's see this.
What the hell is this?
Hello, new friend.
My name is Fred.
The words you hear.
Of course, it's got to be animation.
I say, I said my name is Fred, and I've been very naughty.
I can't wait for that wee lad fled to arrive.
What the hell is this?
Freaks not setting one freaky foot in this house.
The story I'm about to tell, I tell you I will tell it well, is of my dear aunt Muriel.
And just how I've been naughty.
Hey, Gino, what is this?
Are you trying to tell us something here?
A freaky barber with his own freaky barber shop where freaky things happen.
Freaky barber things.
Voila, the farm.
My aunt lives here.
With precious pup and husband, dear.
My heart beat fast as I dream in.
Hell is this?
Nice and naughty.
And why is everybody Z-Z-ing in the chat?
This is fucking right up your goddamn cartoon fetish alley.
I thought just how excited they must be that I would come today.
They'd shout become friends.
Huzzah.
Hooray.
Dear boy, you know.
All right, who's at the door?
Somebody get the damn door.
Ah, Fred, my dear nephew, what brings you to our corner corner of the world?
Holiday.
Current, come, it's.
What the hell am I watching, dude?
What the hell is this shit?
That's when my tired eyes beheld a doggy dog.
Like dog, he spelled.
D-O-G is what he spelled.
And that's how I spell naughty.
All right, dude.
I'm only going to play a couple more seconds of this.
This is starting to look stupid.
You know, fix the bathroom door.
Just don't try shutting it, because you won't be able to get it open.
Eustace, our guest is here.
Say hello to Fred.
Yeah.
Hi.
Am I not getting something from this stupid animation?
You must be exhausted!
Am I a boomer or something and I just don't get it?
Yes.
Been quite a trip, it has.
Show Fred the bathroom, please, Govitch.
Hey!
Such a fuss.
This wound just won't do.
Okay, I'll do it.
But I won't like it.
Okay, I'm going.
Freak.
Eustace deer, could you do me a favor?
I forgot to give Fred fresh towels.
Would you bring him some?
What the hell am I watching, dude?
And we wonder, I've already, I've already, oh, Jesus Christ.
All right, I've already done this for four minutes, okay?
And I want to be honest with you, this is why America's youth is being flushed down the proverbial toilet if this is what they're being exposed to as young children.
Okay?
This doesn't even make any sense, man.
What kind of fucking drugs are these animators on?
And of course, everybody's calling me a boomer in the chat room because I don't get it.
You don't get it, ghost.
I like the cartoons and I like the nice stories that they like to talk about on the little cartoons.
I like the nice stories.
Fucking idiots, dude.
Can you all can you grow up, man?
If you're over the age of 18 and you're, I don't know, fixated on cartoons, can you just grow the fuck up for me just a little bit, all right?
Just a tad bit.
And if you're not going to do it for me, do it for your mammy.
All right.
Do it for your daddy.
Do it for somebody, man.
I mean, I am sick of adults and this fixation, this fascination of cartoons.
I'm not even kidding around, man.
I'm tired of it.
I'm just, I'm tired of it.
All right.
Look at everybody in the chat rooms getting all triggered for Christ's sake.
You don't know what you're talking about, you dumb boomer.
Huh?
Cartoons are great.
Jesus Christ.
But I'm telling you right now, you know what?
Let's be honest, okay?
If y'all want to be obsessed with cartoons, if y'all want to be disgusting, petulant man children, that's fine.
That means us capitalists, it's going to be easier for us to navigate the economic waves of this country and the global economy if y'all sons of bitches are going to be a bunch of man children for Christ's sake, all right?
All right.
And I'm telling you something right now, you idiots that are out here.
Like, I don't want to grow up.
I'm a Toys R Us kid.
I want to be a 50-year-old, petulant man-child.
And what the hell is this, Gino?
Jesus Christ.
Let's just move on.
All right.
I'm just, I don't like man children.
I'm sorry.
You people can sit here.
You can talk garbage to me.
You know, you could say whatever the hell you want.
I don't really give a crap.
I'm just tired of man children.
All right.
Stupid sons of bitches.
Let's move on here.
We've got this next $18.66 bucker was requested by somebody by the name of Fluff the Neco Girl.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Hold on.
Calm down.
Stop piling them up.
Let me play you the song of mine.
Why is the damn text-to-speech lady going nuts and changing her voice all of a sudden, man?
Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is here, let's stop piling up these $18.66 buckers so we can get to some of the other internet tomfoolery that we like to conduct here on the Saturday night.
Saturday night, Saturday night, Troll Show.
Let's go ahead and who is this?
Fluff the Neko girl.
Fluff the Neko girl requested this one.
She said, or he said, or it said, whatever.
Well, hold up.
What up?
Hold on, Norx Brony.
Now let me play you the song of your.
Okay, great.
All right.
I can only imagine.
Anyway, Fluff the Neco girl said, hey, ghost, I have a vid for you.
After this, can you coom for me?
You see what I'm saying with you fucking idiots and this coomer crap?
This coomer crap, dude?
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Fluff the Neko girl requested this.
What the hell is this?
All right.
What is?
Oh, wait a minute.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I can already see this is some snake in the ass or well, I don't see a snake in the ass.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on.
Put the PC shot on here.
Making an ethos fall to their doom in the game.
All right.
What is this?
I don't understand.
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this supposed to be?
Is this Minecraft?
Oh, you son of a bitch.
You know what?
Who the fuck did that say?
Fluff the cat.
All right.
Let me tell you, everybody fucking go to YouTube right now and flag this idiot right now.
Everybody go to fucking YouTube and flag this idiot, fluff the cat, and get him the hell out of here.
You piece of shit.
I'm telling you, man, you guys are goddamn perverts.
And I hope whoever the hell donated that, I hope you fucking die of cancer of the cock.
All right.
I'm not even joking around.
I hope you fucking die of cancer of the cock, man.
I'm not even joking around.
I hope that, you know, the inside organs that are in your body turn to liquid shit.
Fucking piece of crap.
All right.
Fluff the neck.
I'm not even joking.
That's for you.
Okay.
As a matter of fact, let me go ahead and pray on that.
Let's go ahead.
Everybody bow your heads, bow your heads, okay?
God, if you could please send your death vibe to this idiot that just donated this ridiculous, sick, disgusting malarkey.
And I'm talking about this fluff the necko girl.
All right, if you could please just stricken this person with some kind of afflicted cancer, some kind of inoperable tumor at the base of their spine, some kind of brain cancer.
All right.
Or if they happen to be a male, please let them go out like Willie Lump Lump.
All right.
All right.
Amen.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Let's move on.
ST Mike the Meme Genie requested this one here and said, found your motorcycle.
Oh, yeah, you found my motorcycle.
What motorcycle is that?
I don't even have a goddamn motorcycle, you son of a bitch.
All right.
Mike, what is it?
ST Mike the Meme Genie requested this one here.
What is this?
He found my motorcycle.
Hold on, wait a minute.
We got to wait.
We had to do a five-second ad because of YouTube.
And now we can go ahead and see what motorcycle this son of a bitch, ST Mike the Meme Genie, has found for me here.
What is this?
What is this here?
Found Motorcycle Absurdity00:08:05
Now introducing the Road Chariot City wheelchair.
No way.
A wheelchair motorcycle, dude?
You've got to be shitting me, dude.
How safe is this?
How safe is this, honestly?
Oh, my God.
Now, people in wheelchairs can still get the motorcycle effect, huh?
Oh, my God.
Are you kidding me?
It's got a ramp.
A fucking motorcycle with a wheelchair ramp.
I've seen it all now, man.
I've seen it all now.
Oh my God.
I mean, I don't even know what to say.
I'm speechless.
I can't believe that somebody even developed this.
And now he's going to get off of his motorcycle and go wheel himself around the city.
Look at that.
Unbelievable.
See, so people that are crippled can do things that us people that can stand and jump and walk.
You know, look at that.
That's great, isn't it?
That's just great.
Look at this guy.
You're fastening himself up with a seatbelt.
Unbelievable.
I mean, this is unbelievable, man.
Look at www.wheelchairmotorcycle.com.
Oh, my God.
Alrighty, there he goes.
There's his ramp into his motorcycle.
He's going to go.
I mean, how many miles per hour can he go in that hog, huh?
Seriously, how many miles per hour?
And by the way, is that gas or electric?
All right.
Jesus Christ.
And of course, I think I read Mexican writing on the back of that damn motorcycle.
So, of course, this would only be legal in Mexico or some South American variant country.
You know what I mean?
Let's do it, Doc.
I think we get the point.
Let's do it, Doc.
I think we get the point.
All right, all right, Jesus.
Although, I do like this little tune in the bag, you know, a little background music.
Say, ooh, la-la!
Say, ooh, la-la.
What is this little storage compartment there?
What are you storing there?
What are you storing there?
What the hell is this supposed to be?
Colossi bag?
What the hell is this supposed to be?
Oh, so you can sit down on your own?
Oh, so you can have a, oh my God.
So you can sit in back of the guy that's the wheelchair.
All right, that's it.
I've seen it all.
I've seen it all.
Back to YouTube again, unless we give you permission, White Devil.
This Lee Kang Kwang Chang.
Let me tell you something.
I don't know who you are.
Yeah, dumb.
Young Young Dim Sum, all right?
Whatever.
What the hell is this idiot talking about?
Are you fucking taking an order at the Ching Chong Chang restaurant?
What the hell's your problem?
All right?
Super Dave Osborne sure fell hard in his later years.
Oh, that's a good one there, Norse Barony.
That's a good one there.
Fred Williamson.
Oh, my God.
When are we going to watch Boss Nigger for a movie night?
Well, maybe we'll do it.
Maybe we'll do that sooner than later.
Yeah, maybe we'll...
What?
NX in the chat if you want the movie to be played.
What are you talking about?
Black meme magic?
What the hell is that supposed to be?
And there's Captain Desi.
He says, wild ghosts, with that chopper, it'll be a breeze to pick up your welfare checks in California micro brews.
That ain't the real Captain Desi.
All right, that's you fucking trolls trying to get Captain Desi in trouble, for Christ's sake.
So just sit there and shut your mouth.
All right, let's move on.
And yeah, real funny with the wheelchair motorcycle bit.
Real fucking funny, man.
All right, let's get to the next $18.66 bucker.
And this one, of course, was requested again by Geno X 1987.
Geno X 1987 requested this $18.66 bucker, obligating me to watch a YouTube video.
So, once again, we all know that GenoX likes to, you know, he likes to request freaky videos.
So, viewer discretion is advised.
What the hell is this?
Lee Kwang, hurry up and play my video.
Hey, hold on.
Hey, calm down there.
All right, dim sum.
We're going to play your goddamn fucking.
We're going to play your damn video.
Just shut up and stick a goddamn egg roll up your ass.
Jesus Christ.
And on that note, here's that fucking crotch.
Look at all these crotch rocket bastards.
I'm telling you.
I'm telling you, man, I'm going to do something to these people.
All right, I'm not joking.
You're going to be hearing on the news something happened to a bunch of goddamn crotch rocket riders.
And yeah, I'm going to make it look like a fucking accident.
Let's put it that way.
Anyway, let's just move on, okay?
We've got Geno X 1987.
Let's go ahead and see what Geno X 1987 has requested.
Once again, he likes to request these weirdo videos.
So let's go ahead and see what the hell this is.
All right, what is this shit?
What is this?
UVB76 message.
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this crack?
Democrats are the enemy.
Democrats are anti-American scum.
Hey, hold on, hold on.
Pause this.
Hold on.
We got to do it.
You should work out an endorsement deal with this company.
God knows it will help you get out of your trailer and be a real man.
Fuck you.
Fuck up.
Constantly rip them off anyway.
Go shove it up your ass.
All right.
We're listening to this MK Ultra message that Geno X 1987 just requested.
Keep playing this.
Democrats are an enemy of the people.
mainstream media is an enemy of the people.
Democrats are
an enemy of the people.
Democrats are anti-American scum.
Democrats Are Enemy Of People00:04:06
Do you hear me, future?
Democrats are anti-American scum.
Democrats hate America.
Democrats hate America.
All right.
I don't know what the hell that was there, Gino.
I don't know what the hell this is supposed to be, but obviously it was some MK Ultra activation shit or something.
Anyway, thank you for donating the $18.66 bucker.
Obligated me to watch that.
I don't know what the hell that was.
Anyway, let's move on to the next $18.66 bucker requested by Norsk's Brony.
Norsk Brony requested this, and he said, let me play you a song of my people.
All right, well, who are your people there, Norks and Brony?
Let's go ahead and see what the hell you requested for an $18.66 bucker.
Oh, here's the Norsk.
The Norsk.
What is this?
Folk music?
Folkbands, Holland, Norwegian folk dance on the violin.
Let's play it.
This is music straight from Norway.
What does everybody think about this Norwegian folk song, huh?
You can hear a little bit of the Ozarks in there, right?
A little bit of the Ozarks.
Only good old nine, going to get old day.
I'm going to get on down on a good old, on a good old day.
I'm on a good old day.
Somebody in the chat room says they're twerking to this.
I mean, twerk it, twerk it, twerk it, work it.
So apparently this is folk music from Norway.
This was requested by Norskbroni, totally gay Nordic dudes at 4 o'clock.
Anyway, thank you very much, Norsk Brony, for a music by your people.
What does everybody think about the old Norwegian folk music?
Anybody?
Not too bad.
Thank you very much, Norsk Brony, for music of your quote people.
Let's continue on.
And guess what?
A back-to-back by Norse Brony.
Back to back.
He requested the very next one.
He said, now let me play you a song of your people.
Okay, well, okay.
He requested the last one that was a music of his people.
Now he's going to play a song of our people, whatever the hell that means.
So let's see what the hell Norse Brony has requested this time here.
Let's see what Norse Brony is.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Back To Back Norse Brony Requests00:04:13
This asshole gave me a link to a fucking relay.
All right, so we're going to start seeing some echo, echo, echo, echo.
Jesus Christ.
Here we go again.
And wait a minute, are these fuckers playing bingo to my show?
Are these fucking assholes playing bingo?
Echo.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Playing fucking bingo.
Jesus Christ.
Here we go.
Oh my god.
Are these people who are son of a bitch?
To my show.
You goddamn son of a bitch, man!
Are these fucking assholes playing bingo?!
Everything was sad, though, you fat-lambo!
Is that fucking Jack Lord, you fucking goddamn fucking grit-bomb?!
Are these fucking- You son of a bitch.
Is that goddamn Jackler that goddamn brickbong?
How the hell are you fucking playing bingo?
How are you playing bingo to me?
To me, to my show, you get jackler, you fucking goddamn god.
God fucking damn it, you son of a bitch.
Is that goddamn?
Oh, God.
I don't even understand why I even come up and do this broadcast anymore.
Every time as square is filled with a bitch, you son of a bitch.
I mean, every time, every time, every god tattoo!
Every goddamn time!
Fuck you, Jackler!
Fuck you!
You son of a bitch!
Shut out!
Yeah, I bet you're whacking your fucking goddamn little wiener off to some horse talk, huh?
Shut that up, you fucking chicken!
I bet you are, you fucking britbong bastard!
I bet you are!
Woo!
Holy sick!
Jesus Christ!
Give me my fucking beer!
Give me my goddamn beer!
I bet you are, you fucking britbong bastard!
Wait a minute, is somebody fapping?
Is somebody fapping for Christ's sake?
Look at your ST Mike!
Because his show is better than yours.
Fuck you, ST Mike.
Are you kidding me?
Fuck you, and fuck all of you.
Alright, go fuck a horse, alright?
You brit bong jackler bastard.
Go fuck a horse for Christ's sake.
Fuck you, ST Mike.
Shut up, son of a bitch.
Alright, I'm getting out of here.
Shut up the jacklar show with you.
Go fucking dead horse, you son of a bitch.
Fuck you!
Shut up, this stupid britbong!
Shut the fuck up!
Shots are just ridiculous.
Man, I bet you're fucking a goddamn horse right now, aren't you?
You fucking dead horse, stupid, sorry sack of shit.
Sorry, sack of shit.
I love how he doesn't acknowledge one of his shit.
Jesus Christ.
Alright, take this asshole out of here.
Take him out of here for Christ's sake.
Yeah, real funny there, Norse Brony.
All right, real fucking funny, man.
All right, give me a link to a damn relay.
All right?
And by the way, all of you people that are listening to that relay, take a whiff of that.
And what the hell is this?
Lee Kwang Pang Chang.
Look, I've told you all.
Talk to me in American.
If you're going to be doing text-to-speech, what the hell is this immigrant language?
I don't understand this immigrant language.
I don't understand this immigrant language.
Oh, God.
It's my life.
Don't you forget.
Now you have correct lyrics.
You must sing along, and everyone in chat will stand.
And last time, my name is Lee Chang.
All right, Lee Chang, ping pong pang.
You like ding-a-lang.
Mao Zedong Red Book Lyrics00:05:42
Let's go ahead and get to the next $18.66 bucker.
And of course, it's by Lee Chang.
Li Chang requested this $18.66 bucker and said, Don't go back on YouTube again unless we give you permission, white devil.
You anger China.
You understand you will regret your decision soon.
So let's go ahead and see what Li Chang Ping Pong Pang likes licking on Deng Alang.
Let's see what the hell he's got to say here.
All right, let's see what this $18.66 bucker is.
What is this?
I mean, wait, Li Chang, why do you keep requesting this Mao Seitong bullshit, man?
I mean, look at this.
Why?
I mean, why do you keep doing this?
All right?
Oh my God! Jesus Christ!
I mean, seriously, this Li Chang requests this all the time.
I mean, look at these sick, soulless Chinese waving that red book in the sky not knowing what the hell they're talking about.
I tell you, look at the double chin on Mao there.
Look at the double chin.
And here's where they celebrate the 10,000-mile march of Mao Zedong here.
That is Mao Zedong writing Red Book.
Mongols should make China great again.
Hold on, hold on, wait a minute, hold on a second.
We just missed a donut.
Who the hell requested that?
Mini Moose.
Mini Moose just requested an $18.66 bucker and said, Mongols should make China great again.
Well, that's a very interesting concept.
Let's listen to a couple more seconds of this Mao Citong crap and then we'll move on to the next $18.66 bucker.
Give me a break with this shit, man.
And to think that this double-chinned cancerous growth on the chin bastard controlled a billion people.
He controlled a billion Chinese people.
And there's the 10,000-mile march of Mao's revolution.
This depicts the 10,000-mile march Mao did to gain more and more peasant fighters for the communist revolution in China.
And this is pretty good footage of the 10,000-mile march.
This is where Mao Saitong's communist revolution, this was the big march, and they go for province, province, recruiting new peasant-based fighters for the Chinese Communist Revolution.
And Mao was at the right place at the right time.
You know, the Japanese had just invaded Chiang Kai-shek's Chinese nationalists, and all the communists did was flank the Chinese nationalists and the Japs.
All right, that's my part.
We already done four minutes of this son of a bitch.
And by the way, did you see all those women looking at Mao?
Hold on, what is this?
VC shrimp fried rice.
Mehao, Ying Er Chow, have discovered that Mr. Fortune Cookie is a capitalist spy.
We've permanently sent him on a vacation.
Capitalist spy!
Messages will be from me, Vice Chairman Shrimp Fried Rice.
Vice Chairman Shrimp Fried Rice better for China.
Shrimp fried rice is the name.
Shrimp fried rice.
What is this?
New Milan looks hit.
Bone Broth And Beer Chugs00:03:50
Wait a minute.
Did they make a new Mulan because of the whole Sechuan sauce bullshit?
Did I just read that correctly?
We're going to have a new Mulan because of a pickle rick!
Ready!
I mean, are you serious?
I'm telling you, man, you fucking autists, man.
You autist are changing this world into a fucking clown world for Christ's sake, man.
This is a fucking honkler world because of you sick fucking man children.
I'm sick of it, man.
Why do you think I keep drinking copious amounts of alcohol, man?
think I want to live forever to watch this stupid clown world just I don't know Anyway, move on.
And fuck you in the chat room, holy sin, Hong Kong.
Don't fucking get a Hong Kong in your goddamn pooper, you piece of shit.
Let's get to the next $18.66 bucker.
This next one was requested by Skinny Marshall.
Skinny Marshall said this brand new product really helped me lose weight, Ghost.
You should work out an endorsement deal with this company.
God knows it will help you get out of your trailer and be a real man.
You constantly rip them off anyway.
What are you talking about?
Rip them off.
What the hell are you talking about, you stupid moron?
Hold on, let's get to this $18.66 bucker to see what the hell this guy's talking about.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
You know what, Skinny Marshall?
InfoWars, you fucking dick.
What the hell?
Today we call it bone broth.
What the hell is this?
The bone benefits before it became diet.
The processed chunk.
We are now in the bone broth.
Infowarslives.com.
We got the bone broth.
That's right.
We got the bone broth here.
I don't give you the big ass boner out here, the bone broth.
Great tasting.
The goddamn bone broth out here.
Give the damn bone broth.
Our superior ancestors, and we need to do everything we can.
Jesus recaptures.
Everyone knew that you used all the parts of the emblem.
You used the meat for sustenance, the fat for cooking, but you used the bones for strength.
Damn right, yes.
The bone broth again, the big ass coder.
That'll protect you from the reptilian wizard, bitch.
My filter!
My filters!
I'm a long way from the caveman my ancestors were.
My filters!
Back to that essence that made us what we were.
And this is a big part of it.
I know you're going to want to get ultimate paleo formula for yourself and forwardslife.com today.
Well, thank you very much.
I don't know.
Was that an ad for fucking bone broth?
Is that it?
I should sell the same shit Alex Jones sells so that this son of a bitch, you know, since he's going to rip me off, maybe I should rip him off.
Maybe I should get my own bone broth and my own super male vitality and sell my own vitamins and all that other shit and see if fucking Alex Jones will like that.
How about that shit, huh?
How about that?
How about if I start selling my own vitamins and my own fucking super male vitality that'll give you the damn big ass boner and all this other shit?
I'm not even joking, Alex.
You're tempting me, boy.
You're tempting me to do so.
And I just might do it, you piece of trash.
I just might do it.
And what the hell is this, Lee Chang?
I copied China.
What the hell are you talking about?
Hold on.
What the hell is this?
In China, we no copy.
You sure copy of Alex Jones and Bad One 2.
Fuck you, idiot.
I'm not a fucking copy of Alex Jones.
That asshole rips me off.
And he's been ripping me off for 12 years.
And all my true fans that are out there know it.
All my true fans that are out there know that this son of a bitch Alex Jones has been ripping me off.
All right.
Son of a bitch.
For 12 years.
For 12 goddamn years I've been conducting myself in this internet broadcasting business.
Chat Room Hitler Slow Mode00:12:10
All right.
I've had an illustrious 12 years internet broadcasting career and this son of a bitch Alex Jones has been ripping me off ever since I started.
Ever since I started.
What is this?
Joker 2019 leaked footage.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Oh my God.
What a start to the Saturday Night Troll Show, episode 17.
Before we get on any more, before we get on to more $18.66 bucker, let me get some beer here.
All right.
Let me take a shot.
All right.
Let me smoke some tobacco.
Okay.
That's right.
We're on Vaughn.live.
I'm going to smoke me some tobacco.
All right.
Everybody understand that.
All right.
Let me go ahead and take a chug of this beer.
All right.
Cheers to everybody out there.
You know what time it is, right, folks?
You know what time it is.
It's time for more beer.
Man.
Ice.
Ice cold beer.
Ice fucking cold beer up in here, man.
I'm telling you, I love it.
I love ice cold beer, boy.
I'm telling that right damn now.
And while I'm drying up this beer, where's my pipe?
I'm going to break out the tobacco.
I'm sorry, dude.
I'm sorry.
And for all of you people that are in the chat room that are listening to me calling me a fucking addict, I'm not an addict, baby.
All right.
I'm just somebody who likes to party.
I'm somebody who likes to get loose.
I'm somebody who likes to be just relaxed with some fucking intoxicants, man.
Don't fucking come at me.
Excuse me.
I'm an addict.
I'm not a goddamn addict for Christ's sake, man.
Where's my pipe?
Where's my pipe?
Here it is right here.
Let me empty this pipe here.
This goddamn pipe.
All right.
And like I said, folks, I've got me a new strain of tobacco.
And I hook up with tobacco from the Mexican kid who sells candy apples on the street corners out here in San Antonio, Texas.
He knows where to get the good stuff.
And he got me a variant called Dick Cheese.
Here, listen to this.
Listen to the bud.
Listen to the bud here.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, baby.
You know what?
I've got a couple of blends here.
I think I've got a little bit more.
Hold on.
I think I got a little bit of a bud here of some northern lights.
So let's mix the dick cheese with the northern lights.
Get myself a decent blend going on.
You see what kind of a connoisseur I am?
So, for all you people that are talking garbage, that I'm some kind of a goddamn addict, look at me.
I'm mixing dick cheese with northern lights, huh?
Yeah, y'all know northern lights.
All right, let's go ahead.
Put a little bit of northern lights in there.
All right, everybody.
And what the hell is this?
Vice Chairman Strip Fried Rice.
GAK ZAN SHI LADE ZHONG GUO JUNG FUDA SHIE.
TO ME AN AMERICAN DAMMIT Mr. Fuck you, asshole.
Don't be talking about Mrs. Ghost again, you goddamn fried lights you plick.
Fuck off.
Talk to me in American.
You goddamn Oriental.
YOU WANT TO BE AN AMERICAN, YOU DICKHEAD!
JESUS CHRIST! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS ORIENTAL IMMIGRANT LANGUAGE!
Jack's show appeals to China and millennials more.
You drug doing Zoo 2.
I'm a drug-doin zoo too.
Is that what you just said to me, you goddamn stupid fucking Mao Se Tongue cum gurgler?
Are you kidding me?
Let me tell you something.
I'm an American, okay?
And I can do what I want.
I'm a capitalist.
I'm an independent capitalist, and there ain't nothing more liberating, nothing more free than being an independent capitalist.
So if I'm drinking, I'm doing me, okay?
If I'm smoking tobacco, I'm doing me.
I'm not being suppressed by some totalitarian communist Chinese government, you sorry sacks of trash.
All right?
I love being an American and I love being a capitalist, baby.
All right.
God, it feels good to be a capitalist.
So while you're sitting over there in China, all right, counting the hairs in your dingleberry, all right, scraping up the ball cheese on your sack and trying to serve it on a ham and cheese sandwich.
I'm going to be smoking some of this tobacco that I got.
And it's this good stuff, too.
I got the good tobacco.
I got the weaponized tobacco.
Okay.
So let me go ahead and smoke this.
All right.
And all you people that are out there talking garbage to me, you hate me because you ain't me, you son of a bitch.
So let me smoke this.
All right.
You got to hold it in, let it hit the brain, dude.
I've got a hold of it, let it hit the brain.
Oh, shit.
Oh, ow.
Oh, oh, my God.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Look, the fucking engineer, he didn't even leave me any goddamn tissues for Christ's sake, man.
And like I said, I don't know what it is, man.
Every time I take the first hit of tobacco, the mucus starts just fucking coming out of my orifices.
So if you could please excuse me.
I'm going to blow my honker here.
That's better.
I think I...
I think I can breathe out the nostrils now.
Hey, wait a minute.
Why is everybody putting Jew nose in the chat for Christ's sake?
What the hell is that about?
Huh?
Does it sound like I got a big honker or something?
Is that what you're trying to allude to with all that spamming of Jew nose in the chat?
Huh?
Are you alluding to?
I got some big nostrils.
Yes, yes.
Well, you know what?
Keep me away from your cocaine.
How you like that shit, huh?
How you like that shit, man?
I can smell them cutting up the cocaine right now in Columbia.
My nose is so big.
How you like that shit?
Huh?
My nose is so big, I can smell the scent of your mother's snatch hole.
And it smells like sick-ass salmon.
How you like that shit, huh?
Jesus Christ.
All right, let me open up a beer for Christ's sake, all right?
Let me open up a beer.
And no, I don't do cocaine, you son of a bitch.
Shut up.
It's a joke.
All right, it's a joke.
I don't do any goddamn yay-yo.
And by the way, I mean, who the hell wants to do a drug that puts a hole in your nose and it shrinks your cock?
I mean, who the hell wants to do that?
Who the hell is in the first head of the line to do something like that?
Because you know, if you're doing cocaine, you know, your ding-a-ling is going to shrink.
You know that, right?
You all know that, right?
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
I don't do, hey, assholes.
I don't do cocaine.
It's a joke, you son of a bitch.
All right?
It's a joke.
Jesus Christ.
I'm telling you, you know, this is the bad part about autism and Asperger.
You know, these sons of bitches don't get like humor and sarcasm and shit.
You know?
So when you tell them some joke, they're like, no, you mean it.
I heard you say it.
You mean it.
And I heard you.
And I'm autistic.
I'm Aspergers.
I know.
I heard you say it.
It's a fucking joke, you dickhead.
It's a goddamn joke.
Jesus Christ, man.
All right.
Where the hell am I at here?
Let me have another fucking hit of the tobacco.
All right.
And all of you people that are listening in, I want you all to know, okay, that I am wasting my weekends with you people.
And I hope that you have a little bit of appreciation for that, okay?
All right, I miss going out to the bars on the weekends.
Instead, I'm sitting here being ridiculed by a bunch of goddamn internet people.
All right.
I mean, look at all these people in the chat room, dude.
Look at how much shit they talk.
Look at this.
Fuck your weekends.
Look at this.
Mrs. Ghost is Ghost's cousin.
Look at this stupid shit.
Look at that shit.
Fucking son of a bitch.
Piss me off, man.
Piss me the fuck off.
Jesus Christ.
Let me smoke some more of this goddamn tobacco.
Excuse me.
Fucking piece of shit.
Shut up in the chat room.
All right.
Or I'm going to implement chat room martial law.
You know what?
I'm going to get chat room Hitler.
I'm getting chatroom Hitler.
Chatroom Hitler, can you do something about these dumb sons of bitches that are out here talking all this garbage?
Can you do something, chatroom Hitler?
I am going to do something.
You son of a bitch is out there talking garbage about ghost.
And at the Saturday Night Troll Show about the ghost show, you all need to stop.
I'm going to implement the Nazi Gestapo martial law in the chat.
Make the chat white again.
My slogan speaking slogan.
Volkswagen.
Sing hell.
Make the chat white again.
There it is.
It's white.
It's beautiful white.
Look, I made the chat white again.
Make the chat white again.
There it is.
It's white again.
Look, slogan, speaking, slagging.
Volkswagen.
Sing hell.
Sing hell.
See how there it is.
We make the chat room white again.
It is pure white.
As you can see, look, Spogan speaking slogan.
Volkswagen.
Singai!
Singai!
Anyway, thank you very much there, Chatroom Hitler.
I appreciate it.
And I'm glad that everybody out there understands that you need to shut your mouth or we're going to do something in the chat room, all right?
And what is this, Captain Dessey?
Captain Dessey, what the hell did you just say?
He said, even if this is the real Captain Desi, I'm autistic and I even know Ghost was using humor there.
Okay, well, I'm glad you did because some of these people, it goes right over their goddamn head, for heaven's sake.
All right.
And hey, all of you people, you want to know why I turned on slow mode?
Because you idiots are spamming like a bunch of tards.
That's why.
And what is this?
You see, it looks like you're fucking spamming.
You see, you're trying to do shout-outs on my show.
Huh?
Zhang, Jackler, Duvadude, Oliver Carswell, Dark Me, Magician, Girl, and then Ping Pong Pang and all this other shit.
Huh?
Huh?
You thought you were going to get some free fucking shout-outs on my show?
Well, suck it.
Suck it, you piece of crap.
We're on slow mode, and the reason we're on slow mode is because of you people.
Because you people are out here talking garbage and spamming a bunch of garbage.
So that's why we're sitting here and we're on slow mode right now.
Do you like that, huh?
Huh?
You like slow mode, you fucking piece of shit?
Give me my goddamn drink.
Anyway, where are we?
Where are we?
For Christ's sake, I don't even know where we're at.
All right, here it is.
Oh, my God.
Fucking Skinny Marshall.
Yeah, him and this fucking bone broth, the bone broth, my filters.
So let's go to the next one here.
We've got Minnie Moose.
Middle Nowhere Spam Complaints00:03:52
Hold on, what is this?
Viper Black.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Hey, Viper Black, thank you very much for the 19.
We're going to get to your video here in just a second.
We're taking them in order of how they were donated.
So this next one is by Mini Moose.
Mini Moose requested this and said, Mongols should make China great again.
Huh?
Genghis Khan, the Mongols.
Those are some freak shows.
And this Mongol metal?
Is this Mongol metal?
Hold on, what is this?
Capitalism.
Oh, my God.
And chat room martial law.
Well, it's ended.
All right.
People can say what they want to say, or I'm going to summon chat room Hitler again.
Okay.
And you don't want that.
All right.
Anyway, once again, Mini Moose, Mongols should make China great again.
Is this Mongol metal?
This definitely looks like a Mongol.
Oh, no, this is traditional Mongol song, huh?
Man, this guy's sitting on top of a mountain doing this shit like a boss.
What the fuck? What the fuck?
Mountain of my pillager.
This is in the middle of nowhere, dude.
Look at this is in the middle of nowhere.
And this guy's on a mountain, like a boss, like...
What does everybody think about Mongolian throat singing, huh?
What does everybody think about this shit?
LUMBO Are you kidding me?
Mongolian Throat Song Rant00:08:50
This is how the Mongolians say Look at this.
A different life, dude.
I mean, just to think that this guy's life is getting on a mountain using this two-string fucking scuff violin and singing like he just fucking smoked about 20 packs of Camel cigarettes full body.
I mean, give me a break.
Hey, I'm a nine now.
What the fuck is that?
Who in the hell?
Oh, look at the popper.
Oh, it's a commercial.
I mean, dude, who in the hell and why in the hell?
That's all I got to say after that.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Although it would make sense that this is Mongol music.
I didn't even realize that the Mongols were cultured enough to even have music.
I thought they were a bunch of seething barbarians that, you know, raped and pillaged, and that's basically the foundation of their communication.
I was unaware that they were musically inclined to any capacity, all right?
And for I look, don't call me a racist.
Look, hey, the Mongols, this is the same group of people that produced Genghis Khan, okay?
Genghis Khan, one of the most pillaging leaders and one of the most fucking warlord disgusting barbarians of our time.
Okay, this guy had a son, and his son killed Genghis Khan and fucked his mother.
So, yeah, that's that's the Mongols for you, okay?
That's the Mongols.
Anyway, let's move on.
Unless you're talking about the biker gang, there's a biker gang called the Mongols.
So, just letting you know.
Yeah, hey, y'all didn't know that?
Yeah, Genghis Khan's son, once his boy came of age, killed Genghis Khan, then started fucking his mother.
So, yeah, that's what the barbarians like to do.
So, anybody who's trying to call me a racist, and I'm surprised Mongols have culture, fuck you, all right?
And what is this evil mirror?
No fooling, ghosts.
You actually did a pretty good Mongol throat song there when you tried it for a racist.
I mean, yeah, of course.
I knew you were going to throw in some bullshit like that.
Anyway, let's move on, folks.
Let's get to the next $18.66 bucker out here.
This is requested by Joker 2019 leaked footage.
Okay, I don't know.
We didn't say any message.
It's just the name of the person.
Joker2019 leaked footage.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
Yeah, you son of a bitch.
Dildos.
It's time Zy Shows the chats.
What's Rayal's music?
Is what's Real's music?
Swissgar Squiggle Elf.
I don't know what the hell that.
I don't know what kind of name that is.
But this one right here, I'm going to tell you right now, if you heard it, you already know what it is.
This is Joker 2019 leaked footage.
And guess who it is?
It's our boy.
Yeah, you know who it is.
Portly man himself.
Yeah.
Mayor's press conferences.
Look on their schedules.
Show up everywhere.
Don't let them put out their facade, their clown makeup, and everything's funny.
Yeah, well, look at this guy.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, this guy's sane, huh?
This guy's sane.
It's all on them.
It's all on them.
All of it.
All of us on them.
All of us on them, every stinking men on it.
Is that a gun?
Has this guy got a gun?
Oh, I'm getting a little hot here.
This guy got a gun.
No, don't take your shirt off.
Not again.
Don't take your shirt off again.
Oh, yes, the new world is going down.
Oh, my God, dude.
You see what I'm saying?
You see what I'm saying with this son of a bitch, man?
I mean, this guy, you know, I don't want to talk about him.
Don't bring up Alex Jones on my broadcast ever again.
All right.
Because I'm going to be honest with you, man.
I mean, this guy has been ripping me off for 12 years.
And my true fans know it.
Okay.
They've been talking about it on the forums on Ghost.report.
They're starting to realize that, you know what?
You know, Ghost is right.
Alex has been ripping off ghosts for a long time.
Yeah, of course he has.
And you know, the sad part about it is that InfoWars is like a $300 million operation.
Okay.
And old Ghost here, you know what Old Ghost here is?
Old Ghost is me and the engineer.
And the engineer is off tonight.
I don't know where he went out ballroom dancing or something.
But yeah, that's all I've got.
All right.
So there's a big difference.
So for all you fucking milky liquors that are out here saying that Alex Jones is better and he's got a $300 million operation backing up his stupid crap.
All right.
Fucking piece of trash trying to talk garbage about me.
You know what, guys?
If you're going to talk garbage like this, dude, I'm going to end the show early and I'll show you a thing or two.
Look, I'm not in the mood to be shit talk tonight.
Just shut up or else.
Okay?
Or else.
All right.
Let's.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, look, there's Train Lover.
What's up, Train Lover, dude?
What's up, Ghost?
Some 80s, the music vid might be weird.
Some 80s, the music vid might be weird.
All right, no problem.
Let's see what the hell this is.
Hold on, I'm going to get to yours in just a second.
I got to get to the next one here.
This next one is Viper Black.
Somebody by the name of Viper Black requested this $18.66 bucker, obligating me to watch a YouTube video.
So let's see what the hell this is.
Hold on, wait a minute.
Hold on.
This is Viper Black.
What the hell does it put the PC shot on?
What the hell did you request, Viper Black?
See, it's wonderful being a vampire.
What?
All these parties, all these nights, all this hanging out with friends.
But sometimes I miss the sun.
Oh wait a minute, this is an advertisement for a shirt?
A shirt that doesn't heat up?
Why don't you show me a demonstration instead of give me some bullshit vampire?
Is it for goths?
I mean, is this like that niche type of fashion where you want to, you know, make all this all black stuff for goths so they can go out and be able to wear this shit in the hot fucking sun?
You know?
Oh my God, man.
And not to mention, I haven't seen goths as of late.
Whatever happened to all the goth people?
I remember in the fucking 90s, there were just everywhere, fucking goth people, like, you know, that dark goth, black and black hair.
And, you know, they were listening to shit like typo negative black, black, black number.
You know, shit like that.
Whatever happened to that?
Whatever happened to goth?
Twilight ruined it?
Because is it the vampire werewolf shit?
People became a bunch of cosplayers and a bunch of furries because of that.
I don't know what the hell happened.
But some of them goth chicks, you know, they were being rather creative when trying to show off their assets while still trying to be a little bit, I don't know, dare I say, evil.
So, yeah, you know how it is.
Let me go ahead and take a chug of beer and we'll move on with the broadcast.
Once again, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me to episode 17 of the Saturday Night Troll Show.
After we're done with the $18.66 bucker, we're going to go right into the broadcast.
And I'd like to ask you all right now, what should we do after the $18.66 bucker?
Hold on, we got Ashley.
What up, Ashley?
Goths haven't disappeared, but much of them distilled into the emo and geek subcultures.
Oh, dude.
And let me tell you something.
I don't like this whole geek subculture because now all you have to do is wear glasses and, you know, wear nut hugger pants and, you know, get pocket protectors.
And all of a sudden, you're like a nerd or a geek and shit.
It doesn't mean anything anymore.
It's a fashion now.
Intellectual Capital Fallen Into Shithole00:04:21
It doesn't signify intelligence like it used to.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, y'all know what I'm saying?
I mean, the geek culture is a farce.
All right.
You've got people that can't even read or write that are now thinking they're geeks and dorks and shit.
I mean, I remember when nerds and geeks, these folks, the reason that they were socially awkward was because they were out there doing schoolwork and trying to do things to see if they could get some kind of stroke, some kind of reward.
And they didn't really fit into the social constructs of the public education systems or whatever schooling systems that they resided in.
Now, all it is is just a bunch of idiots just dressing like, you know, just dressing like nerds.
I mean, there's no intelligence backing it up.
Anyway, I just, I don't like the geek nerd subculture.
I think it's stupid.
And I don't think that any one of them are smart at all.
They're just a bunch of idiots dressing up like geeks.
And I think it's stupid.
I'm not even joking.
I think it's fucking pathetic.
I mean, why do you think Donald Trump now wants to open up the floodgates for foreigners that want to be American citizens that are a part of the intelligentsia of their country of origin?
I mean, this is what Donald Trump wants.
Why do you think he's putting a wall up to prevent the riffraft of the world from coming in this country?
We already have enough riffraft.
Take a look at the millennials for Christ's sake.
What the hell are we going to have to do with these pieces of fucking no-good man-children pieces of shit?
I mean, we already have our American-made detriments and our American-made derelicts and our American-made entitlement fucking recipients.
Okay?
Donald Trump's building a wall and he's trying to get this stupid, ridiculous Congress to reform immigration so we can stop this influx of useless people coming across into our border.
But that doesn't mean Donald Trump doesn't want anybody coming into the country.
He wants the smart people coming in this country because he, as well as I, understands that we have an intellectual capital problem.
Okay.
The intellectual capital of our country has fallen into a proverbial shithole.
And we don't have enough smart people to suffice this booming economy that we have.
What Trump has been trying to do with the 3.5% unemployment and this and that.
For forever.
Ah, you piece of shit.
Oh, my God.
You piece of shit.
What Trump is trying to do with this great Trump economy that he has inspired, 3.5% unemployment, lowest unemployment throughout minority groups in this country.
I mean, Jesus Christ, wages are going up.
What he's trying to do is inspire some of these so-called intellectuals to start creating, start inventing, so that we can start producing products here in America.
You're not seeing too many of them.
Oh, my God.
And what, Evil Merrill?
What did you say?
If Trump wanted smart people, he'd actually try hiring some for once.
He wants them dumb and easy to con like himself.
That's shoving up your ass.
What are you talking about?
We've got 3.5% unemployment, man.
Lowest unemployment in history for all minority groups.
All right.
There are more people working today than in any other time in American history.
And these are facts.
I'm giving you all facts.
Okay.
There are more jobs and there are people looking for jobs in this country.
I mean, this is a great America.
And you want to know why I know it's so good?
Because people have all this time, effort, and energy to piss and moan.
I mean, if we were under some warlike type of footing, we wouldn't have that many people protesting out here.
Okay.
If we were under some severe danger, we wouldn't have this type of uproar that we have from the feminists, the LGBTQ, the leftist, etc.
We wouldn't see this because we would be under duress as a country.
Okay.
But unfortunately, here we are in modern-day America, and this country is probably the best it's ever been, if you want my opinion, okay?
And people are still bitching and moaning.
People are still bitching and moaning.
It makes me fucking sick, dude.
Cartoon Metal Flexing Music Nuts00:04:46
All right, let me move on.
My apologies.
Let me continue.
Let's get to the next $18.66 bucker.
This next one was requested by Swigs.
Wait, wait, Swissgar Swig Gelf.
Swissgar Squidgelf requested this one and said, these songs, M's, dildos, it's time I shows the chat what's reals music is.
That's what he put.
I have no idea what the hell that means.
But let's go ahead and see what the hell video he requested for an $18.66 bucker up in here, right?
And he's supposed to be giving us some real, real music.
So we've got some people flexing their music nuts right now.
All right, let's go ahead and see what the hell this is.
Once again, this is what's his name?
Swissgar Swig Elf requested this here.
Let's see what the hell real music is to this idiot.
What is this?
Death lock?
What does everybody think thus far?
What is everything about this?
A lot of fans of this for some reason in the chat room.
Why is everybody hating in the chat room on this shit?
I mean, this isn't bad, dude.
Alright, this isn't bad metal.
I mean, this is rockin'.
is rocking.
Wait a minute, it's cartoon metal?
What the fuck is cartoon metal?
cartoon metal this is from a cartoon It's from a cartoon.
Well, if it's from a cartoon, forget about it.
It sucks a cock with it.
Alright?
If it's from a fucking cartoon, it sucks a cock with it.
If it's from a cartoon, this song sucks.
Alright, this fucking song can eat a dick up till it hiccups because it's a cartoon song.
All right, I've had enough of this cartoon metal bullshit.
I can't believe it's from a cartoon.
Give me a damn break.
All right, that's about enough of this, for Christ's sake.
We get it.
You know, let me tell you something.
Since you all enlighten me that this was a part of a cartoon, this goddamn song sucks a cock with it, okay?
Because I'm tired of cartoons.
I'm tired of you goddamn idiots that are obsessed with these damn cartoons.
You're over the age of 18.
Grow up!
For Christ's sake, man, grow the hell up for heaven's sake.
Enough Of This Cartoon Bullshit00:02:28
Jesus Christ, now you fucking idiots are eating into my drinking time.
All right.
I mean, it's 10.45 over here at the Saturday Night Troll Show Studios, and I've only drank two beers.
So let me get a shot in here.
All right.
Ah, Jesus.
And 21.
To a laid-back Saturday.
Watching this show Hammered Heating.
Yeah, I don't blame you, dude.
That's what you're supposed to do on a Saturday, baby.
Celebrate the weekend.
Where's my shot glass?
All right, here it is.
All right, let me go ahead and get a shot here, folks, okay?
All right, I'm only two beers in, and that's why I'm saying, man, I mean, I'm not appreciating the weekends as much as I used to because I'm sitting here having to conduct a broadcast.
And I know you idiots are going to say, oh, he's complaining.
What is this?
They're fruiting up.
Hold on, let me get some more here.
I got this Glenn Morangi, aged 15 years.
It's actually a pretty good Highland single malt.
It was aged in oak barrel or excuse me, oak barrel bourbon casks and then finished off in ruby portcast.
And the ruby portcast actually gives this Glenn Morangi a very exquisite ruby color.
You would think, though, that by the color, you would have a little bit of a spice at the end in the back flavor, but no, it's absolutely smooth.
So I'm going to shoot me a shot of this.
This is a very good, very good Highland single malt scotch whiskey.
Very, very smooth.
The color on this is unlike your traditional scotch.
It's definitely dark.
It's got an amber tone to it.
If you nose this son of a bitch, you know, when you have a glass of scotch, you're supposed to nose it.
You know, you're supposed to smell it.
And you don't really get an overwhelming alcoholic pungent flavor.
You can definitely tell the age in both barrels has definitely given a very smoky flavor.
I mean, especially, you definitely smell a little bit of the oak barrels in there.
The ruby pork barrels, though, is what really gives this an unbelievable finish.
So anyway, cheers to everybody out there.
Glenn Morangi, age 15 years.
Cheers to everybody out there who's listening.
We're shooting shots on the Saturday night.
Saturday night.
Saturday night troop.
Cheers, baby.
Smooth, baby.
Fucking smooth as hell.
Smooth as hell.
Cheers To Everybody Smooth Scotch00:02:14
All right, let's move on with the broadcast here.
Train lover is next, baby.
What's up to Train Lover?
Every time he requests, he tries to request us some 80s music.
He said, Sup, ghost?
80s, the music video might be weird.
All right, well, let's see what he requests.
Let's see what old Train Lover 567 requested here.
Let's see, 80s music here.
Hold on, we got to wait for this.
We got to wait for this St. Jude commercial.
And look, I know I criticize the St. Jude commercials, and the only reason I do so, folks, is because I remember seeing these goddamn things in like the early 80s.
All right, they would like buy 30-minute air packages like on Saturdays, airing these poor kids that are afflicted with cancer and all this other shit.
And they're still doing it.
It's about to be 2020.
Where's the cure?
I'm tired of hearing that, oh, well, we need more billions of dollars for cancer.
We haven't found the cure yet, but we need more billions.
Why are we still, why are we still falling for this?
I mean, how many more billions do we need to culminate before somebody does something about cancer?
All right.
And by the way, all cancer is just treated.
It's not cure, okay?
And haven't you noticed that most ailments that you get nowadays, the doctor wants to treat it.
It doesn't want to cure it.
There is no law in the books that states the doctor has to cure anything.
So that's why doctors, dude, that's why whenever you go to a doctor, you go to their practice.
Haven't you noticed that?
You go to their practice because they're practicing on you, you son of a bitch.
All right.
I'd rather just drop dead.
I want to be honest with you.
There's something wrong with me.
I'd rather just drop dead.
I remember back when I was a little boy, old people would just drop dead like that and they would say, you know what?
He just died of old age.
You know, he just died of old age.
Y'all remember that?
Who's still old enough to remember when people just died of old age?
And that was the explanation for people croaking for Christ's sake.
He was just old, ghost.
He was just old.
Anyway, let's move on.
Furry Mascot Outfit Confusion00:14:59
Anyway, thank you very much, Train Lover567.
Let's just go ahead and get to Train Lover567's 80s song.
He said that the video may be a little weird.
That's great.
That's the millennial generation for you.
How fun.
Yeah.
Yay.
All right, let's get to the next $18.66 bucker here.
As a matter of fact, this one, $20 bill, $20 bill was thrown down.
And this was by Fur Forever.
Fur Forever requested this.
Now, I don't agree with that stupid name, but that's the name of this person.
And they requested this video.
I don't know what the hell video this is, but oh, no.
Dude.
Viewer discretion is advised, folks.
This is a fucking furry video.
So please, viewer discretion is advised.
Fur forever requested this for a $20 bill.
What the hell is this?
This looks like, oh, no.
Come on.
I'm telling you, these furries, man, I hate furries.
And you want to know why I hate them?
Because it's a bunch of fatties and uglies that are using this little mascot outfit to kind of throw a cover over their fat, disgusting, ugly bodies.
You know, their fat, disgusting, fat bodies, and they're just trying to put the little mascot uniform on so they can partake in sexual deviant behavior.
Because that's what all these furries are about.
Just play the shit.
Look at this, a Japan furry meeting.
Look at that.
They're doing this in Japan.
All alone as you look through the door.
Oh, God, no.
If it functions, you can't take no more.
Lay it on me.
Oh, my God.
I mean, these people are trying to live another character's life because they're completely disgusted with their ugly faces and their fat bodies, dude.
I mean, that's why they do this shit.
Like, under that, hold on, back it up.
Back it up just for a second.
Like this stupid, ugly slut bag.
That's probably either a fatty or an ugly woman or some man trying to show off his femininity through this dumb fucking ridiculous fur bullshit.
Yeah, no shit.
Dislike this fucking video.
Dislike this video.
I mean, look at that.
Look at the gut on this fat fuck.
Look at the gut.
I mean, the reason they're sitting there is because they're probably so hot and hyperventilating in that goddamn fucking stupid costume that they're about to have a heat stroke.
Look at this fat fuck.
I mean, are they trying to show that look at us furries.
We're just happy-go-lucky brood of people.
And, you know, why don't you come join us?
Huh?
Just fruit around in a goddamn stupid mascot outfit.
Just imagine all the soy sweat smell that you're getting in this whole room right here.
These people are fucking sweating profusely, and it's probably just protruding outside their goddamn mascot outfit.
And these people are all doing soy, eggplant.
You know what I mean?
Just imagine the smell of that sweat.
Jesus Christ.
Man, these people need to be neutered, dude.
They need to be neutered and neutered quick.
All right, we're going to end it.
We're ending it there.
Jesus.
Well, the guy.
All right.
The guy did put 20 bucks.
Put a couple of more seconds on.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
So what are these people supposed to be doing at this convention?
Look at it.
Look at this one trying to lure a little girl.
Look at this.
I mean, what are they supposed to be doing?
They're just fucking hanging out, fucking pretending that they're fucking their stupid animal.
What are they supposed to be doing?
I mean, are they going to commiserate?
Are they going to go upstairs, have an orgy?
I mean, what the fuck is the point of this shit?
No, you don't have to.
I mean, there's not even that many of them there.
What's the point of this crap?
I will never let you down.
And if you can't escape all your certainties, baby, I can show you how.
Let my love and let my loving lay a human.
All right, I've had enough of this, dude.
I've had it.
I can't do anymore.
I'm sorry, dude.
I'm not even joking.
You people that partake in this kind of fucking deviant behavior need to be neutered.
Okay?
I'm not even joking, you toe jam sucking anal leakage fetish having pieces of shit.
Hey, what the hell is this?
Oh, no.
Oh, God.
It happened again.
I just soiled my fursuit.
Fuck you, man.
All right.
Fuck off.
Ghosty Woasty, you stupid son of a bitch.
I would never do something like this.
Ever.
Ever for Christ's sake.
Ever.
Unless they made me like the mascot to the Dallas Cowboys or some shit.
Maybe I'd do that.
Maybe I'd be that.
I'd be the Dallas Cowboys mascot or something if I only had to work on Sundays.
I wonder how easy that gig is.
All you got to do is just hop up and down like a fucking butt monkey and point to the damn ceiling and get that goddamn t-shirt gun and start shooting people in the damn crowd.
I mean, how hard is that?
How hard is that?
That's got to be a fucking easy job.
All right, let's move on.
Let's get to the next one here.
And the mascot of a losing team.
Now, fuck you, all right?
Fuck you.
And I'm not a furry.
As a matter of fact, the guy, was it in the mascot a cowboy?
The mascot is a fucking cowboy.
He's not even an animal.
Dickhead.
All right, let's go ahead and get to the next.
Ah, shit.
I just dropped my fucking weed, you fuck.
Oh, God.
Fucking damn it, man.
Fuck.
I fucking hate when I do that shit, man.
God damn it.
What a fucking waste of cash.
I fucking hate when I do that shit, man.
God damn it.
What a fucking party foul.
It's all over the fucking floor, man.
I got to fucking clean this shit up.
Last thing I need is for Templeton to lick the goddamn thing up and fucking who the hell knows what's going to happen.
I don't even want to think about it.
All right, let's move on.
Hey, wait a minute.
I'm sorry.
It was tobacco.
It wasn't.
Yeah, it was tobacco.
I'm sorry.
Oh, you.
Just shut up in the chat, dude.
Seriously, just shut the fuck up, man.
Let's get to the next $18.66 bucker.
This next one was requested by Anda21.
He said to a laid-back Saturday watching this show hammered, he he.
So let's see what Anda requested here.
And 21 requested this here.
Let's see what this is.
What is this?
No, hold on.
We got to get to get through another five-second little advertisement by, of course, none other than YouTube.
And what the hell is this?
Today was a good day.
Screwed and chopped.
7-Eleven, 7-Eleven, 7-Eleven, 7 even bankrupt, Little Joe.
This is a badass song, by the way.
Even though Ice Cube is the biggest studio gangster ever to hit studio gangsterism, this is a badass song if you haven't heard it.
Oh my god!
Stop wasting the weed.
I send you badass.
Fuck you, alright?
Fuck you.
I haven't heard this spookin' shop.
Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank God.
I don't know, but today seems kind of odd.
No barking from the dog, no small.
And Mama Krill to breakfast with no hog.
I got my bra bone, but didn't dig.
I gotta go over my drop.
Hook it up, oh later, as I hit the dough.
Making will I live another 24.
I gotta go, cause I got me a drop top.
And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop.
Not that I know this song.
Cheers, everybody out there who's listening, baby.
Saturday Night Troll Show.
We're almost done with these $18.66 muckers.
Hold on, we got another one coming in.
Gino X requested another one.
Get me on the court and I'm trouble.
Last week, fucked around and got a triple-double.
Freaking niggas every way like MJ.
I gotta say, today was a good day.
Man.
Cheers, everybody out there, man.
What's up to my homies?
Archie Lee, Kuda Bang, and my boy Tyrone.
You're damn right, man.
I got a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black.
Yeah.
Just yesterday, them fools tried to blast me.
Saw the polysy.
No flexing.
I'm sorry, dude.
I like some rap, all right?
Even though this fucking ice cube is a studio gangster send a bitch.
What's the hats on the cracks?
Shake them up, shake them up, shake them up, shake them.
Roll them with the seven.
Seven eleven.
Seven eleven.
Seven even back throw little Joe.
Yeah, yeah.
Come on, Dr. Cash flow.
Then we played those.
And I'm yellow.
Plus, nobody I know got killed in South Central LA.
Today was a good day.
I don't know, man.
I kind of liked it.
I like Screwed and Chopped.
Now, Screwed and Chopped actually comes from Houston, Texas.
That's where all the Scrooge and Chop comes from.
It comes from a DJ by the name of DJ Screw.
So when you hear like West Coast rap Screwed and Chopped, you know, it's a little weird.
I had to bully that.
The Lakers beat the super song.
I felt on the big fat fanny.
Pulled out the jammy and killed the poop man.
And my dick runs deep, so deep, so deep.
Put her ass to sleep.
Woke her up around one.
She didn't hesitate to call OG Ghost the top gun.
What is it?
Footage of ghosts in real life.
What the hell's that mean?
Not bad, baby.
Freaking movie.
Oh, yeah, I'm on the wrong lyric, man.
I'm on the second lyric.
We're on the third verse here.
No helicopters.
Looking for the murder.
Two in the morning got the fat burger.
And it said OG Ghost is a pen Through my drunk smoke Drunk as hell but no throwing half Halfway home and my page is still blowing up I didn't even have to use my AK I say it was a good This ain't a bad screwdown chop, dude.
All right, all right.
I have to admit, man, I mean, that's screwed and chopped of a West Coast song.
Typically, you hear screwed and chopped of like southern music, like southern rap from Texas, maybe some rap out of the southern part of the United States.
Very rare do I see a screwed and chop song of a west coast, especially of an old 90s song like that.
Very interesting.
I didn't find that's not too bad.
It's not too bad, man.
Anyway, thank you.
And 21.
Let's go to the next $18.66 bucker.
This is requested by they're fruiting up.
Okay, they didn't leave a message.
That's the name of the person that requested this.
They're fruiting up.
So let's see what the hell they're talking about.
Here it is.
They're fruiting up.
All right, hold on.
We got another damn commercial for Christ's sake.
All right.
We get it, YouTube.
We get it.
All right.
Here it is.
What is this?
They're fruiting up.
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
The Fruiting Up requested this.
What the hell is this?
Deep inside, deep inside, deep, deep down inside, what is this?
This is like house music?
House?
Yeah, this is old school house, man.
House music was actually pretty good in the mid-90s.
Mid-90s Badass House DJs00:02:58
For all those folks that don't remember the emergence of house, it was actually the first kind of like, you know, mixed electronic or club music, per se.
I'm pretty good house DJs back in those days.
Y'all remember Bad Boy Bill?
Bad Boy Bill was a badass house DJ.
Too cool Chris, another badass house DJ.
Latin Syndicate Empire, another bad.
These are all Chicago house DJs, dude.
Badass house DJs of the mid-90s.
I mean, you know, this is the kind of stuff that you put in the back of a lounge.
You know, the clubs were bumping this.
People were fucking shaking their asses to this.
You know, the precursor of this was techno, which I also like.
I think techno.
There needs to be a certain emphasis on that techno sound again.
I miss that techno sound.
So what does everybody think about this old school house, baby?
This is coming from a bunch of millennials and Gen Zers.
What does everybody think?
Yeah, people are digging it.
Look at this.
Nobody listens to techno.
I make the differ with that.
Good shit.
Pretty good.
Good.
Like, everybody's digging this, huh?
Old school house.
Yeah, better than your boomer music.
Fuck you.
Good shit.
Look at everybody kind of digging this, man.
Look at that.
Got a good general consensus of some of this house music, baby.
It's something good to listen to, especially on a Saturday night, right?
It's definitely, man.
You can imagine some big booty bitches on the dance floor shaking those rumps.
All right?
Listening to this.
I need to go to a club.
Maybe a nightclub, you know?
Not bad, dude.
Not bad.
Who the hell requested this, by the way?
They're fruiting up, requested.
They're fruiting up, requested this one.
All right, let's go ahead and turn that down.
Dropped Tobacco And Date Line00:04:32
All right, we got a couple of more $18.66 bucker.
And then once we do that, hold on, take the damn thing off the screen.
All right.
Then once we do that, folks, we're going to go ahead and hook it up with, I don't know, what do y'all want to do first?
Y'all want to do some stream raids?
And if you do want to do some stream raids, are there any stream raids to be had out here, first of all?
And secondly, if there's not any stream raids, Insta Thoughts.
I bought some fucking time on the date line, baby.
I just fucking dropped about $100 for 120 minutes on the date line.
Believe it or not, folks, what's fucked up about the date line is the men have to pay.
That's why there's always women on those date lines because the women don't have to pay.
Can you believe that shit?
Can you believe that?
Oh my God.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, while y'all are figuring out what it is that you want to do, okay, because I got two more.
I got two more $18.66 bucker.
Now, before I get to them, I'm going to go ahead and, you know, what time it is, baby.
It's Saturday Night Troll Show.
It's time for more beer.
Oh, when we got another one.
Another $18.66 bucker.
Maybe if you saw Zas Palin's around, you changed your minds.
The fuck did you just say they're Toky Wartooth?
The fuck did you just say?
Toky Wartooth.
All right, hold on.
I gotta wipe down this beer because I got a bunch of fucking ice juice on it.
All right.
Where's the damn bottle opener?
Here it is in the fucking right here with these cans for Christ's sake.
All right, there we go.
Get this shit out of here.
All right.
Let's go ahead and pour some more beer.
And I got those big fucking German beers with a high percentage of alcohol.
And of course, you all know that I love Spot and Lager.
It is my favorite beer.
And I know there's stronger beers out there, like you fucking douchebags that continue to drink IPAs, but I'm a session drinker, okay?
I like to have a drinking session.
I don't want to just sit there and chug about three beers and act like a fucking asshole.
All right.
I like to have a session going on.
So anyway, hold on.
Let me go ahead and take another hit here.
And oh, yeah, I got to add some more fucking Tetrahype.
Excuse me, excuse me, tobacco.
Jesus Christ, I'm on Mark Vaughn's fucking website.
I have to add some more fucking tobacco because I fucking dropped it.
I don't know if y'all heard that earlier.
The fucking pipe dropped and got all kinds of shit on the floor that I got to pick up before Templeton comes in here for heaven's sake and eats it up.
And, you know, fucking he's in another world.
He's in the fucking dog star clouds and shit.
All right.
All right.
Can you believe, folks, that we're so close to Halloween?
And then after Halloween, it's two more months and then 20 fucking 20.
Can you believe that?
20 fucking 20.
I cannot believe this, baby.
20 fucking 20.
Wait a minute.
What the fuck happened to the bud that was in here, dude?
There was just a big bud in here.
What the fuck happened to it?
Jesus.
Fuck.
You gotta be shitting me, man.
Oh, God.
I just put some fucking northern lights into this shit and it just fucking went away.
Man, I gotta get the shot back out.
I gotta fucking vacuum the fucking shit out here.
I don't want Templeton to be getting any of this Tetrahype or the fucking tobacco, excuse me.
I don't want him getting any of the fucking tobacco.
Poor Templeton, man.
All right, let me take a smoke here, and we'll move on to the next $18.66 Bucker here.
That's it.
That's it.
You gotta hold it in.
Gotta hold it and let it hit the brain, dude.
AOC Lungs Drill Head Rant00:04:21
All right.
All right, I'm fine.
I'm fine now.
All right.
All right, we got to get to the next $18.66 bucker out here, okay?
This next fuck you, AOC lungs.
All right, let's move on, all right?
Bernie lungs.
Fuck you.
All right, we've got the next $18.66 bucker.
This was requested by Geno X 1987 again.
Geno X 1987 again.
So let's see what Gino.
Ah, dude, look.
Viewer discretion is advised.
You all know Gino, right?
Everybody in here know Gino.
Well, viewer discretion is advised.
This looks like some sick, twisted, demented fucking garbage here.
So here we go.
Look, here it is.
Autopsy.
Oh, Christ.
What is this?
Dude, Gino, what the fuck are you doing?
What is it?
No, you're going to drill her head.
They're going to drill her head.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
AHHHHH!
This isn't working.
Buy me an electric drill.
Right away doctor.
Right away.
I have to go talk to Lisse.
Watch her.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
The dude from Terminator 2's fucking career surely went down the tubes.
Isn't that the guy that played the liquid metal Terminator?
This guy snitches tobacco on this fucking bitch with a hole in her head.
Oh, don't do it.
Don't be a pervert.
Don't be a pervert!
He's going to put his wee-wee in her hole in her head.
Look at it.
Ah!
I knew it.
Ah!
I knew it!
Give a shit what the doc says.
He's out of his fucking mind.
We think you're going tonight.
It's gonna get a lot worse.
Oh my god.
Oh, and he gives her a slap.
Oh!
Then he gives her a fucking hammer fist.
No, don't, don't.
No.
No, no, don't.
Oh, what is he to put in?
Ah!
Putting shit in her hole.
Oh, my God.
What the fuck is this guy's problem?
Oh, my God.
He just punched her in the.
Oh, my God, dude.
What is this?
What kind of movie is it?
She just threw up her peace too.
Get him, bitch!
Stab it, bitch!
Get out of there!
You better run, bitch!
Oh!
Yeah, you know, make him suffer.
He didn't try to rape your hole.
Yeah!
Yeah, he tried to rape your hole!
Fuck him up!
Oh my god.
Oh, shit.
Okay, bitch.
Oh, what the fuck is this?
Oh, my God.
All right.
Oh, my God.
What the fuck was that, man?
Oh, my God, man.
Jesus, hell.
Happy Halloween to everybody who just tuned in.
That was an $18.66 bucker requested by the notorious Geno X1987.
Good fucking Lord, dude.
Jesus Christ.
All right, that was weird, dude.
That was fucking weird.
I have never seen that movie.
Potato Vine Horror Movie Clip00:06:36
Obviously, it's one of these B kind of horror flicks.
I don't even like shit like that even being called a horror flick because if you're just some sadistic asshole that is, you know, just killing people and putting holes in their heads and shit like that.
There's nothing horror about that.
It's just sick.
You know, it's just psychotic.
It's not like a horror movie like, you know, how Freddy was going to get you in your dreams and kill you in your dreams and shit like that.
I just don't know about that.
Anyway, let's not have that debate being so close to Halloween.
Let's go ahead and get to the next $18.66 bucker.
This next one was requested by somebody by the name of Ghost.
What was it?
Footage of Ghost in Real Life.
Really?
Footage of Ghost in Real Life.
Let's see this one.
I'd love to see this one here.
Oh, my God.
Are you sitting this guy again?
This guy again.
Is that what that is?
Can you see me?
Yeah.
Oh, it's on your head, too.
I look terrible, man.
I saw myself today.
I look off.
Yeah, there it is.
Suntan lotion.
All right.
Don't tear up my bushes now.
Huh?
Don't tear up my bushes now.
Don't tell anybody.
Don't tell anybody what?
I'm in the bushes.
Jasmine, isn't it?
Yeah.
I want to learn how to grow it.
What is that stuff over there, Collie?
Now, this guy is a crazy neighbor.
Potato vine.
And I guess the guy who's been filming him has finally approached him and tried to talk about it.
Potato vines weren't potato vine straight.
They're potato vine crooked.
Don't eat it, though, man.
Potato vine crooked.
I understand.
How do you know?
How do it know?
How do you know?
I just don't eat shit out of people's front yards.
Then I don't have to worry about it.
No, he was in Alaska.
He was in this little camper thing.
And he ran out of heat.
I've never seen that movie.
He ran out of coal and he froze to death.
No, he didn't freeze to death.
He poisoned himself to death.
He looked like a raptor.
Oh, my God, dude.
I mean, why do people like this need to be in regular society?
Well, he could have just as well froze.
I mean, seriously, why do people like this need to be in regular society?
That one guy from Pearl Jam, Les Paul Gibson, or I don't know, Eddie Better.
What about him?
He wrote kind of some kind of song about it.
Did he?
I don't know, man.
What is this?
50 Questions?
You remind me of a sheriff.
You said something.
I said, Dave.
Why don't you go clean the kitchen?
I'll just shut up, man.
She goes asking questions and questions and questions.
I gotta go home, man.
Are you going golfing?
Let's get some oysters.
Look at the time you make them burgers.
This is an oyster knife.
I don't know why it's on the golf.
See, I don't need a knife.
One of these oysters.
I can't open oysters on an oyster shop.
I put them on my fire thing back there and they open right up.
Yeah.
Smoke no parameter.
Girl.
Steam?
No, put them right on my fire on top of my fire pit.
Homie don't cook.
Obviously.
Oh my god, dude.
I mean, you know, this is the bad part.
This is the bad part about home ownership out here because, look, luckily, I don't have any crazy cooksters like this where I live, but there's a guy who throws parties all the time.
I mean, this is a pretty decent neighborhood, okay?
So, like, you know, the cops are fairly lenient to us because we fucking pay a lot of taxes.
All right, let's put it that way.
What the hell does that mean?
And why the wait, I that I need to dude.
I really hate when you fuckers don't pay attention and don't follow the rules.
All right, if you're gonna do an $18.66 bucker, YouTube only, YouTube only, man, Jesus Christ, man.
Play some more of this cookster.
Last night, all right.
What is good as a hamburger, huh?
Next week sometime, man.
I'll let you know ahead of time.
What as good as a hamburger you got?
Hear me?
I'll let you know ahead of time.
You know what I need to make those hamburgers?
We'll collaborate.
You already told me the ingredients.
Chili coffee, corn dogs, eggs, milk and magnesium.
You asked me what you could get.
Now, do you want me to tell you or not?
Milk and magnesia.
Banana peppers.
I'm getting Lion Kings for my front yard.
That was like nice.
Lion kings?
But I got too much sun in the morning.
I'm going to get a couple of things.
Dude, what is this idiot talking about, man?
What is that?
A pumpkin?
I mean, this person shouldn't be in regular civil society.
It's called a toad house.
Toad house.
Really?
Is there any toads in there?
Hey, what are those things that we hear at Night?
They go, Crick, I hear crickets, man.
They're not frogs?
No, those are crickets.
There's crickets too.
Some of them are frogs.
Are they?
Yeah.
But the majority sound that you're hearing is crickets.
When I get going as fast, can I go as fast as I can?
Dude, this is sad.
You know, people have to put up with this shit.
Well, see, if you go fast enough, like the sound barrier, then you won't be able to hear anything.
I lost it.
Because once you're going faster, I've had enough of this.
This guy's a schizophrenic fucking idiot that needs to be yanked from society, okay?
But anyway, this guy across the street always has parties.
He always has shit.
Never invites me.
I always say hi to him.
I'm always like, hey, how you doing?
Hey, you know, and the guy's like, hey, how you doing?
And, you know, I think that I'm being very hospitable as a neighbor.
And lo and behold, you know, this guy doesn't invite me to his parties, you know?
I want to go to his parties.
I want to see what's going on over there.
I like partying.
You know, I'd appreciate it.
I'd fucking take the goddamn stream off to go to a goddamn party if this son of a bitch would invite me, man.
Luckily, I haven't been there because, what was it, two weekends ago, this son of a bitch had the cops roll up on him.
There was apparently some kind of a scuffle or something, but the cops are good with us.
We pay a lot of taxes here.
So they, you know, they give us a lot of leeway.
Let's just put it that way.
When you pay a lot of taxes, folks, especially property taxes, sales taxes, and other municipal taxes, you can be a dickhead and tell the city you should be protecting me, you son of a bitch.
This is when you can get into coppers' faces and say, hey, what the fuck is your goddamn badge number?
Adult Swim Streaming Complaints00:15:47
All right.
I'm a taxpayer, pal.
I pay your fucking salary.
And for you to sit over here and act like I'm the fucking criminal, I think your superiors need to know about it.
As a matter of fact, I'm going to go to the community board and talk about how you're sitting here harassing people within the community.
Huh?
How do you like that?
And then they typically like, oh, okay.
But before that even happens, believe it or not, if they ever stop me, I have a little sticker on my car that signifies that I, you know, may or may not donate to the Fallen Heroes Fund and things of that nature.
So with that being said, once they see that, they usually let me go or they just wave hi to me, etc.
So anyway, let's move on to the next $18.66 bucker here.
This next one is by Toky Wartooth.
Toki Wartooth said, why you stinks my band's ams dildos?
Maybe if you saws us palins around, you'd change your minds.
Whatever the hell, I don't know what this guy's talking about, but here it is.
Toky Wartooth.
He requested this $18.66 bucker here.
What is this?
Put the PC shot on.
What the hell is this?
What is this?
Adult Swim crap?
What's this place called?
This is, I believe, called Food the Libraries.
Food library.
It's called a grocery store, you douchebags!
I'm sorry about douchebags.
Again, cut little blood sugars.
All right, here's the deal.
We have to do our own shopping so we can make our own dinner like a regular jackhouse.
So wait a minute.
This is the cartoon with that metal song that was a cartoon metal song we heard earlier.
Food.
Is this the connected?
Is this it?
I'd rather chop off my dingong than admit that.
You'd rather chop off your dingong than not drink?
Yeah.
Man, Adult Swim really sucks now, dude.
I mean, not that Adult Swim even had anything worth the shit besides, I guess the family guy, right?
Robot Chicken.
You know, oh, Super Jail was good.
Assy McGee.
I forgot about Assy McGee.
That was classic.
Assy McGee.
No.
That's a yes.
Who is wall nuts?
Uh, Tokyo, look inside of your basket.
Guess what?
You're in such a crappy mood.
You have ladies' tampoons.
I'm serious, man.
I mean, you know, Adult Swim went downhill after they took off Assy McGee.
You lady Squiskar.
No, it's not.
Two cups of rice.
Brutal.
Okay, hold on now.
So you're telling me that you put these little guys in boiling water and they shriek and they turn red and they die.
Yes, sir.
That is the most metal thing I ever heard in my whole life.
High five.
Ghost Jerk!
Clean up all search!
Road and body loot, Lord.
Oh, that's great.
Wait, hold on, hold on.
Time out, time out, hold on.
Wait a minute.
Just because I named a couple of adult swim fucking titles doesn't mean I like cartoons, you idiot.
Ghost equals sovereign citizen.
No, I'm not acting like a sovereign citizen.
I'm acting like somebody who contributes to the goddamn contribution of the municipality as a taxpayer, okay?
And look, just because I know a couple of titles doesn't mean I like cartoons, you shithead.
All right?
Anyway, this fucking sucks.
How does anybody even like this?
I'll drink.
I lost it.
All right, that's enough of this guy.
I've had enough.
I've had about enough of this guy.
All right.
Let me explain something to you, okay?
I just liked a couple of.
I wasn't fanatical like you goddamn obsessive idiots that go out and cosplay and pretend that you're your fucking these characters, etc.
Okay.
I mean, I'm a guy who just happens to flip through it.
I saw it.
And Assy McGee, I thought it was a decent fucking show, Assy McGee.
I mean, I thought that's what made Adult Swim, Assy McGee.
And the only reason I like Super Jail is because it kind of showed what was going to happen in the future.
And I don't think it's that far off, if you want my opinion.
I mean, even though it's a fucking freak show of a goddamn cartoon, it's not that far off.
Anyway, let me move on.
All right.
Shut up.
I don't like cartoons.
Go fuck yourself.
All right.
Anyway, ST Mike the Meme Genie, you just like, I don't know, put me on, you know, BN King stream.
And it's not a YouTube.
It's some fucking, I don't know, some other website that I'm not going to click on.
All right, ST Mike.
So, if you want to throw a two-bucker and want to give me another YouTube link, I'll be more than happy to go ahead and play it for you.
But I'm not going to sit here and do it with this ridiculous.
Look, it says YouTube videos, you dickheads.
You people call me scammer in the chat room.
I'm get the fuck out of here.
And you can just fucking chafe your penis watching fucking cartoon women for the rest of the night instead of listening to some family entertainment.
What is this?
Oh, my God.
Ghost equals let me see manager.
You're damn right.
I ain't afraid to do that.
I'm that guy.
I'm that guy that'll say, Let me see your manager.
Okay.
All right.
Look, I don't want to get into this.
You guys are making me sound like a fucking idiot.
You know, I mean, I've got a Saturday Night Troll show to do for Christ's sake.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Anyway, let's move on.
Anyway, ST Mike, you can go ahead and give me, I'll wait five minutes for you.
Let me do me for five minutes.
And let's wait for ST Mike to give me a two-bucker for a fucking YouTube video.
And then we'll play his, and then we'll move on.
Does anybody know any streamers to raid?
Because apparently everybody wants to go out and raid streamers.
So anybody out here know what streamer to raid?
If there is any streamers out here, I mean, we try to do this.
And you know what's sad is that I don't understand why streamers aren't out here going and conducting themselves, creating content right now.
Because right now it's prime time, baby.
All right, there's a lot of folks out here just kicking back on a Saturday night, and they're tired of flipping the channels on network television.
And they're sitting here listening.
They want to listen to live, something live, something that's happening instantaneous, something that they're listening to and watching as it's happening.
There's nothing better than live content, folks.
Nothing better than live content.
Anyway, hey, ST Mike, I'm going to do me for five minutes.
Give me a two bucker and give me a YouTube video and I'll play it for you.
Okay, Jesus Christ, man.
People just think the fucking rules don't apply to them.
You know that?
And by the way, I don't think Bjorn is live.
I don't think anybody's live out here.
And wait a minute.
Are you all telling me to raid somebody that's on Twitch?
Dude, I don't want to endorse Twitch, dude.
I don't want to provide any kind of viewers to Twitch.
I mean, Twitch is a bitch.
Okay?
Twitch is a fucking sorry, dirty social justice warrior bitch.
I don't mind anywhere else, dude, but fucking just Twitch is a bitch.
All right.
Wait, a side tube link?
I've never even heard of side tube.
What the fuck is side two?
All right.
All right.
Look.
If something happens to my computer, okay.
No, here it is.
Okay.
All right.
Thanks for scamming me, boomer.
Why don't you come in and chill with us?
What the fuck are you talking about?
All right, look, let me play ST Mike's here.
ST Mike just did this.
All right.
Here, ST Mike just did this.
Thank you, ST Mike, because I mean, I'll play a YouTube video, dude.
I'm not going to.
I mean, come on, man.
Just give me a goddamn YouTube video.
Oh, Jesus.
Here we go.
All right.
Look, let me play ST Mike.
Here we go again.
Here we go again, for Christ's sake.
ST Mike just did this.
What the fuck is up with these assholes playing bingo?
What is this?
Oh, the Saturday Night Troll Show bingo.
Oh, Jesus.
Here we go.
All right, look, oh, look, it's Jackler.
It's Jackler.
Jack me off, Jackler.
And we play that there.
Did you tell me that?
Because of your anti-China speeches.
I mean, I'm just sitting here trying to do a show.
Is this what you really wanted to request, ST Mike?
You son of a bitch.
What the hell is this?
Where's that mouse shit coming from?
Where's that ping-pong ping mouse shape tongue shit coming from?
Is this what you're doing?
The fuck is this crap?
All right, man.
I'm just.
What the hell is this?
I mean, I'm just a guy trying to do a show, man.
Where's that king?
I'm just a guy trying to do a show, man.
That's all.
Do my drink.
I mean, come on, man.
I mean, come on.
You like the fucking echo?
Hey, don't be fucking giving shout-outs.
It's my show.
The Saturday Night Troll show is my show.
DON'T BE GIVING SHUT-OUPS, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
I TOLD Y'ALL LIKE A FUCKING ECHO?
OH, GOD.
YOU LIKE A FUCKING ECHO?
MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH!
IT'S MY SHOW!
MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH!
IT'S MY SHOW!
My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my.
It brings on many changes.
And I could take or leave it if I please.
It's a good one here, huh?
The game of life is hard to play.
I'm gonna lose it anyway.
The losing card I'll one day late.
So this is all I have to say.
Suicide is payless.
It brings on many changes.
And I could take or leave it if I please.
Suicide is paying.
Oh, man.
Why do y'all play this song all the time to me, man?
Why?
Why?
Jesus Christ.
Nigger.
Hey!
Shut that asshole off!
Who the hell's doing that, man?
Who the hell said that shit?
You fucking racist piece of shit, man.
I mean, I'm telling you, you fucking racist piece of trash.
How dare you people say that shit, man?
I am a melting pot of friendship.
And look, I lost listeners after you people just showed your toxic racism, you son of a bitch.
How dare you?
All right, I think we're done with $18.66, I believe.
All right, so let me go ahead and just one Mogin.
Everybody want to go ahead and raid streamers.
Are y'all sure you want to do this?
Is that your final answer?
All right, let's raid some streamers.
Okay, let's see.
Who's on here?
Let me see.
Let me see who's on here.
Let me see.
Let me see if I can.
We're going to be raiding streamers here, folks, and we're looking for streamers that happen to be on right now.
There is none on.
Man, I hate to fucking go to EBZ, man.
I hate to go to EBZ.
One more for the road.
Oh, my God.
Dude, I don't.
Whoever the hell's doing this is a piece of shit, man.
All right.
Whoever the hell is doing this is a piece of trash.
All right.
Wait, Hyphonix is on.
Let me see.
Is Hyphonix on for real?
Here, let's see this shit.
Is he really on?
What is he doing?
He's not even on right now, or he's going to be on.
He's going to be on later tonight.
He's doing yoga baiting.
What a fucking queer.
All right.
What a queer.
Come out of the closet, dude.
I mean, hey, iPhonics, I know you're with that fucking hot Latina whorebag.
Or I don't know.
She may be Filipina or half Oriental or whatever it is, but Jesus Christ.
You goddamn homo.
All right.
Let's see what we got here.
We got EBZ.
What is EBZ doing here?
Oh, my God.
Look at this.
Look at EBZ.
What the fuck kind of glasses are those, man?
No, it's not even...
Oh, my God.
What's happened to this guy?
And you know what makes me upset is that people are donating this guy.
This guy's just sitting around.
This guy's like a Haitian looking for food.
You know what I mean?
You know, instead of going out going fishing in a whole ocean of fish, instead of going out hunting, he goes and looks at his feet and there's fucking dirt.
And he just fucking takes the dirt, packs it up, throws some lemon on it, and calls it a fucking mud cake.
That's this guy's version of streaming, in my opinion.
I mean, seriously.
I mean, look at this.
And what kind of fucking glasses are these?
Did his mother give him these?
This is his mother's glasses.
This looks like some glasses that you would see from some middle-aged soccer mom from 1989, for Christ's sake.
Is this guy thinking that he looks good in this shit?
Oh my God.
I'm not even kidding around.
Goilla hand.
Goilla.
Goillahan.
What is this guy doing?
What is he doing?
His taxes?
What is he doing here?
Look at him.
He looks like he's doing math for Christ's sake.
What did me?
If I take 40 ounces and break it down into individual ounces and I sold each ounce for like $80, I mean, what is he doing?
All right, give me my drink.
Hey, don't feel bad, guys.
Look at EBZ.
This is what this guy's doing on a Saturday night.
He's wearing sunglasses inside his own room while working on the computer, huh?
Booger Eating Triggered Behavior00:10:03
I wear my sunglasses at night because I'm so black I can't see myself unless I have light.
I'm kidding.
It's a joke.
It's a joke.
I'm joking, okay?
I'm joking.
I'm joking.
I'm fucking joking.
But you have to admit, man, he's pretty black.
I mean, this guy is almost in the range of Wesley snipes.
And I should know this because I just watched New Jack City tonight on BET Her.
Yeah, New Jack City was on BET Her, and this brother looks almost the hue of a goddamn Wesley snipes.
I'm telling you, man, I'm not even joking, man.
I mean, man.
All right.
You know what this brother should do?
This guy should try out to be one of the California Raisins.
I mean, I'm not even joking around.
I'm sorry.
I'm roasting fucking EBZ over here.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean it, dude.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh, my God.
AIDS.
Hey, statistically, it could be AIDS, okay?
I'm not being fucking racist.
Statistically, it could be AIDS.
All right, shut up.
All right, give me a drink.
Give me a drink ah good stuff, baby good Good stuff.
All right.
Anyway, you know what it's time for?
Oh, shit, actually.
While this brother learns how to read while watching screenshots of hooked on phonics, I'm going to go ahead and get some more beer.
Oh, actually.
I don't know.
Is he learning pidgin?
What is he learning right now?
Alright, hold on.
What is it?
What?
What is this?
Oh, my God.
No!
No!
I think he's learning pidgin right now, folks.
And if you don't know what pidgin is, ask one of our European brethren.
They'll be more than happy to direct you what the hell that is.
All right.
What is this?
Parade this stream.
Okay, hold on, hold on.
Hold on.
Oh, look.
Look at how he danced.
Look at how this motherfucker came to life when he heard that money, man.
Look at that.
This motherfucker came to life like, oh, yeah, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This motherfucker was about to do the stinky leg for a $3.50, baby.
Oh, wait a minute.
Is this for a media share?
Is this for a media share?
What kind of media share is this?
Oh, God.
Jesus, this is stupid.
You know, I'm telling you, rap is going to hip-hop or whatever.
It's going to shit, man.
It's going to shit.
Hey, what did you eat?
What did this brother just eat?
What did he just eat?
His boogers?
I'm kidding.
All right.
And for all those that don't know, if you try, if right now, if you start spamming in the chat room that he eats his boogers, they're going to kick you out.
Because, unfortunately, he was on a live stream.
Jesus Christ, is that all the beer you got?
I do put a little more.
Okay, good.
He was on a live stream, and they caught him picking his nose and eating the booger.
Because I am so grateful for you.
I'm not even joking.
Picking the booger and eating it.
I'll put some ice in it.
Give him a drink.
Don't tell him he's a booger eater in his damn chat room, dude.
He's going to kick you out.
He's going to kick you out, or his mods are going to kick you out.
He takes so much offense to that.
He's so pissed off, like the distribution of the video of him picking his boogers and eating it.
He was threatening punitive damages.
He was talking about suing people.
Eat that booger.
Look at you.
You see it?
He sees it, man.
He sees it.
booger eater look what i tell you dude What did I tell you?
They're going to be out like a booger eater.
Booger everybody fucking booger eater.
Oh, look at the triggering.
Look at the trigger.
This guy's trying to take a shot.
Hopefully, the booger will go away.
Oh, my God.
Ebenezer eats his boogies.
Ebenezer eats his boogies.
Don't move.
Don't move.
He sees it, dude.
He sees it.
He's just trying to ignore it, man.
He's like, man, fuck you, man.
Fuck you, man.
Calling me a booger eater, man.
Fuck you, man.
It's funny.
I just fucked about 35, and I'm reading something here that's saying 35.
The hell are you talking?
See, he's learning pigeon.
What did I tell you?
He's learning pidgin.
It's a random current.
He's learning.
Lucifer.
Mind you, Blue Sifer granted $10.
E-B-Z, why do you wear your sunglasses at night?
This is my new thing.
He doesn't even know.
It's my new swag.
He doesn't even know.
Glasses Beezy.
Give me a break.
Look at him.
He doesn't even know.
Look at him.
He almost picked his boogers there.
Shay Beezy, Marlay.
Shea Deezy, you know?
Oh, my God.
Only black folks have this kind of like misguided narcissism.
See, that's because he's been banging white women.
That's the only reason why he knows this song.
White women that he's been trying to get and probably bang or listen to this shit.
You know what I'm saying?
And that's not racist.
I'm just, I'm telling you the truth.
That's all.
And let me tell you something.
If you don't believe me, there's still time, okay?
Go to a bar right now.
Go to a nightclub.
Okay, wait for last call.
Wait for the bartenders to go, last call for alcohol.
And take a look at every black man in the room and watch them get desperate and be like, man, I got to go Mac on something.
And then they'll go up to a fatty.
They'll go up to an ugly.
They'll go up to somebody in a wheelchair, crutches.
They don't give a shit, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
So I suspect.
I don't know, ABZ, but I suspect this may be the case why he knows this song.
Unfortunately, blacks, they're the ones that are giving these fatties and uglies, like, inspiration.
You know, because like black fools like this go up to these fucking fat skankosauruses during last call, all right?
Because of this, it gets the self-esteem of these fatties and uglies very high.
They're like, man, this black man came up to me.
He was macking to me.
He was saying, hey, baby, sir, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
Come on over here.
You looking high.
You can fly tonight, baby.
I'm not joking around.
And that's why you've got fatties and uglies at the Million Woman March thinking that they deserve some fucking guy that is ripped like a goddamn Mr. Olympia while at the same time is supposed to bow down to these women, etc., and be a fucking soy boy.
Matter of fact, you can work with me on it.
All right, you know, we're going to see if there's any more doughnuts that anybody did, and we're getting out of here.
What is this?
IQ test.
This brother is taking an IQ test on a Saturday night.
Man, my position sucks right now.
This motherfucker over here is wanting us to take his IQ test for him.
Look at this.
He's applying for a job, and he wants us to do his IQ test.
Yeah.
My God.
EBZ.
All right, let me see if there's anybody else.
IQ Test Job Application Fail00:09:28
All right, let me give this two or three more minutes because this guy's just sitting around.
He reminds me of a Haitian looking for food.
Like I said, instead of going fishing in a whole ocean of fish or hunting or even fucking, you know, I don't know, trapping something, looks down at his feet.
He's like, man, there's some dirt right there, man.
Let me go ahead and throw the dirt and get a little water.
Throw some lemon on it.
Call it a mud cake.
That's what he's doing.
That's what he's doing right now in his streams.
I don't appreciate it, man.
Look at that booger eater.
People are still throwing booger eater at him, and they're fucking kicking him out, dude.
And he's getting fucking triggered.
He's getting fucking triggered, man.
He's getting fucking triggered, for Christ's sake.
Look at everybody's like, you booger eater, booger eater.
Look, he almost picked it there.
He almost picked it there.
You see?
And it went right to his mouth.
That's something that's ingrained into this guy.
That's horrible.
I mean, that is horrible.
Like, that's what he does.
That's something that's like already ingrained.
You know, he puts a finger in his nose, whatever comes out of there, edible.
Yeah, he's getting upset, dude.
Look at him.
getting upset Oh, no.
LOL Bookerita.
LO, L, Boogerita, LO, L, Booger Eater, LO, L, Booger Eata, LOL, blah, Oh, look at your triggering.
The triggering.
I didn't mean that.
He just picked his nose.
He just fucking picked it.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
You want to be a troll?
You want to be an ass?
Gorilla hand.
The triggering.
The triggering.
We got layers upon You want the troll layer.
Jackler's gotten under his skin, baby.
THE TRIGGERING It was a hand out of the sword Oh, man.
He's trying to misguide his narcissism again here.
Look at this s**t here Gorilla hand In your hand, and the Goilla's far.
That's a good job, too.
That's a good job.
Hey, fucking cocked you right in front of your face.
How you like that there, EBZ, Goillahan?
Goilla!
My UN Glanders Coracus Granted Dollar.
I'm guessing 87 IQ.
Roasting, dude.
Stop so many times.
I'm not going to hit the right time.
No, I'm doing it.
It's not so many times.
He's pissed.
I've been listening to you, motherfucker.
I got shipping.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Dodge Charger.
Food stamps.
Oh, my God.
Drugs.
Oh my God.
Hi, Keisha.
Wild star.
He just is skipping it.
Look, he's going to skip it.
He's still a, EBT.
Leg mode.
Oh my god, dude.
Oh, man.
That's hard.
He's so triggered, dude, but he's trying.
He's trying to hold it in.
Everything is...
Oh, there's Doobadood!
Duva, dude.
Did you request something, Duva, dude?
You should have put something in there.
You should have said something about him.
Dova Dude, Uncle Ruckus.
Family.
I'm grateful.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
No!
No!
Why do those hate negroes?
This is fucked up, dude And all of you are fucked up.
Oh, man, you see, now, dude, now he's coming at me, now.
No, he hates me!
He hates me!
Yeah, yeah, thanks a lot, Duva, dude.
Now this guy fucking hates me all of a sudden.
Now he thinks I'm the racist.
When it's you assholes, for Christ's sake, man, I'm a melting pot of friendship.
He's looking pretty pissed, dude.
He's looking pretty upset.
And not to mention, he's doing like an IQ test for a job or something.
And then you're throwing all this into his brain.
I mean, look at this guy.
Look at now.
Picking his ear, picking his ear, picking his nose, trying to eat it.
Dude, that's a horrible habit.
This dude's like picking his orifices and like finds like some kind of nutrition in whatever's picked out of there, dude.
Do you see that?
He's like, I'm trying to pick his ear, pick his nose, putting it back in his mouth.
Yikes, all right.
And he's getting drunk.
Looks like he's getting drunk.
Look at this guy.
Is he shooting shots for real?
I mean, what the hell's going on, BBZ?
something wrong all right we're gonna give this about like i said five more minutes and then we're gonna raid somebody else uh But, you know, in that five minutes, uh-oh, Baka survivor.
Mind you, Baccal underscore survivor-granted dollar.
Tap easy boogie.
My daddy Ghost Politics wanted to let you know that boobas taste like fried chicken.
He's 100% racist.
Oh, you fucking asshole.
And you apple doesn't fall apart from the tree.
Oh, no!
Not this fucking song, man.
It's me He thinks it's me!
Now he thinks I'm racist!
Uh-oh, look at it!
Look at this!
Look at this admin that he has, this mod.
Racism in your out.
What's up?
What's up?
Oh no!
Not fucking ST Mike the Me.
What's up, man?
What is this guy going to fucking donate?
Thank you, St. Mike.
$5 Bounty On Spermi Chat00:15:37
Good taste.
Oh.
What the fuck? What the fuck?
Who the fuck did that?
Blah.
Who the fuck did that?
Leader.
Leader.
No chance.
No taste. GX. Enemy. GX.
Like, the comments are lit.
Thanks, man.
I appreciate you.
So I said bigger.
Okay.
Oh, no.
Mind you, Noble Savage.
Noble Savage.
Yummy, yummy.
What's up to Noble Savage and Saint Mike?
Everybody else, Jack, everybody else.
Uncle Ruckus.
I got a one or two reference.
What do you say that we're gonna sound something in life every boat with a show to have it dripping zealous and close?
PICKET BOGERS!
He's fucking triggered, dude.
Oh, by the way, somebody help me, uh, help me, Ben.
I'll take a $5.
Listen, I got a $5 bounty on Spermi for chat here again.
What?
Spermy the cat?
A five?
What the hell?
Any $5 donation.
You gotta mention man.
Spermy the cat's got a bounty on him.
Spermy the cat has got a fucking bounty on him.
Oh my god.
All right, look, I gotta go.
We're gonna stay here for another five minutes.
He's putting bounties on people now that are saying booger eaters.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Mind you, ghost politics granted $5.
I want to discuss race with you.
Ghost policies.
What's up with you, man?
Oh, no, don't.
You see, now he wants to hurt me.
Let's discuss race, man.
Let's talk race.
Now he's fucking wanting to fucking.
Oh, shit.
What we want to talk about and dedicate most of the show to is race relations.
That's right.
I'm talking about race relations, folks.
Now, now that we're going to bring this up, I want to make a speech to all the assholes.
Alright, first and foremost, I am trying to advocate the racial superiority of white races.
I never said that.
That's a fucking splice.
All right, do you get that so far?
That's a fucking splice.
And that's what I'm doing.
I am advocating the racial superiority of one race over all races.
I never said that.
By that definition, I'm a racist.
Alright?
Secondly, I have said many times, and I will continue to say, my race is better than your race.
I'm going to kill you.
And for those of you that are a little sensitive to the racial humor, turn off the goddamn broadcast then, pretty ass.
And once again, I'm a racist, you know, I happen to hold a whole bunch of...
Hey, what happened to fucking EBZ's eyebrows?
I have a whole bunch of slaves that happen to be Mexican.
You know, I have a whole bunch of slaves that happen to be Oriental.
You know, and WAP and Kraut and Muck Shoveling Mix.
I got a whole bunch of slaves, all races, of all colors, of all nationalities.
I'll take a $5 donation to Baron Spermi.
Why does Spermi got a fucking EBZ bounty on him?
CARSWELL!
OLIVER CARSWELL!
And why does Spermi got a fucking bounty on him?
What?
What's up with EBZ's eyebrows?
Shot scabber.
I'm not a shot scammer.
Here.
Man, we're going to get this brother drunk, dude.
Always at the right mark.
Always at the right mark.
Do you just type that word scam for fun?
Yeah, they do it to me too, dude.
They do it to me, too, EBZ.
They do it all the time.
They're pieces of shit.
And wait a minute.
Why does EBZ have no eyebrows?
Yeah!
Now, let's go ahead.
Wait, wait a minute.
What?
What is this?
get to the part of the broadcast where we're doing shout outs, if you will.
We're doing, Jesus Christ.
Let's do some damn chat room shout-outs.
For all those folks that don't know, this is the part of the broadcast where I'm giving people shout-outs out here.
And now I'm looking in the True Capitalist Radio chat room.
All of a sudden, everybody's coming into the chat room.
All of a sudden, they're changing their names into obscure, obscene garbage.
That's great.
That's just dandy.
Oh.
Anyway, I'm going to take some chat room shout-outs, and then we're going to move on and do some gab shout-outs.
So let's go ahead and get to those shout-outs.
Right now!
What's going on, Spectre?
What's going on to Uncle Bernie's lemonade party?
Shut up.
We got Tub Guy with his stupid damn Dogecoin freaking meme.
We've got Trump and Capitalist Revenge.
What the hell is that?
What the hell is that?
Where did this come from?
True Mercantilism Radio.
What the hell does that mean?
Tiki Totems got torched?
What the hell are y'all talking about?
The Nagasaki of Israel.
Oh, oh, come on.
The Nagasaki of Israel.
Come on, let's not go there.
Syrian glass parking lot.
Oh, man.
Look, we're just barely getting into this conflict, bro, alright?
Let's gather the information before you sick macabre assholes start trolling.
All right?
Good God.
Who else do we have here?
We got Syrian Barbecue Party.
Good God, man.
Come on, listen to me, man.
Look.
Let's stop with the macabre fucking jokes.
I'm serious, man.
All right?
I'm serious about Syria.
Stop the macabre jokes.
I'm serious about Syria.
Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen.
Anyway, we got Stagego in the house.
We got Spark in the house.
Santa Ana War Crockett skin hat.
Yeah, shove it up, your fucking head.
Say I didn't do that to freaking fucking Michigan.
God damn it.
You're fucking lying and shut up.
God damn it.
I got a fucking fucking fucking cookie.
Christian.
God damn it.
Crap.
Look at that garbage.
That's a lot.
Damn it.
I don't know how many times.
I've got to tell you fucks.
Don't make fun of the Texas martyrs.
Alright?
And if you are, why don't you come down here to Texas, you faggots?
Alright?
Come down here to Texas, you fucking faggot!
I didn't really.
That's a fucking splice.
I never said that.
I could, you know what?
I could say faggot now without worrying about getting like some LGBT bullshit, right?
Where the fuck did you find this?
Where the fuck did you find this?
My mind you only underscore use underscore me blade granted dollar.
Take his shots.
Where the hell did you all find that?
No.
$10 a shot.
My goal is not to get drunk.
Your goal is to get me drunk.
My mind you, Jekyll, granted dollar.
You need more social credits.
Bukarychna.
Oh man, this guy's getting so triggered, dude.
What exactly?
This guy's getting so triggered.
Mind you, Chef 420 granted $5.
Why are you wearing sunglasses?
You're up at this time, Chef 420.
Oh, man, it's my new swag, man.
It's my new swag.
I mean, somebody used to ask him what happened to his fucking eyebrows, man.
Is this guy going through chemo?
And if he is, why the fuck is he drinking?
Long other day, we saw behind.
My mind you, Cams Abuser, granted $10.
Can't abuser.
Hey, there it is.
$10.
You got another shot.
Another shot, brother.
Another shot.
Don't be scamming, you piece of shit.
Another shot.
Hey, man.
Come on, man.
Somebody needs to tell him, don't be scamming.
Is he pouring out another shot?
You better be pouring out another shot.
Oh, sorry?
Drink the $10 shot.
Fire.
I feel like I'm at home.
I feel like I just touched down or some shit.
Guys.
That niggas missed.
Woo!
You know I still got real motherfuckers in the stream, you know what I mean?
Hey, hey, you donated to...
Can't abuser donated 10 bucks.
Hey, how come he's not...
Ah, man, what a scammer, dude.
It says $10 shots.
This is a badass tune, by the way.
Yeah, man.
He's another shot, dude.
Hey, don't donate anymore.
He ain't gonna be doing fucking shot.
I hate that shit.
I hate when people say, hey, you know, buy your $10 shots, do this and that, and they don't do it.
Do it.
Take a shot, BBG, you fucking scambler.
I remember songs like this, man.
Like, when you were listening to rap music, this is where you were listening to, you know what I mean?
I know.
Fly by, nice motherfuckers.
This song, man, we still here.
We still here.
I'm serious.
Ain't Kansa Buser is a pretty goddamn good song, man.
You need to tell him to take his fucking shot.
You put a $10 bill down, and this son of a bitch is out here fucking getting off of the East Coast music that you just donated.
Take your motherfucking shot, EVZ.
I think it's better days.
the fucking shot cancer kid are you kidding me Is he flowing?
Oh, man.
Here, let me flow right here.
Yo, EBZ, you got nothing on me.
I'm a bad motherfucker that shoots Kennedys.
I'm a Republican.
Or should I say a capitalist?
Why are you sitting over there being a fabulous?
Somebody who jacks off on the Kona.
Everybody knows that I'm fucking Yamama.
Hold on, what the hell?
Sorry.
I'm just kidding about the Kennedy stuff.
It was just a flow.
It's just a metaphorical flow.
No, I didn't shoot JFK, no.
Oh, my!
but i don't think this is horrible music I don't condone this.
This is horrible.
And they hate you too!
Getting Triggered By Stereotypes00:14:57
HAHA!
Look at he's getting triggered.
He's getting triggered.
The fucking triggering.
Check it.
Hey, he still owes fucking Canned Abuser a shot.
Okay, no, here he is.
He's gonna do it.
He's gonna do it.
All right, here it is.
Not stamp.
He's going to do Cans Abuser Shot.
That was a horrible song.
Oh, dude, come on.
Goats Pop.
Mind you, Goats Politics granted $5.
Chant out to my dude, Spermy the cat.
You assholes.
That sounds like Spermy's getting a bad reputation out here.
One of those motherfuckers that got a $5 fucking bounty on his head.
Any opportunity to be scumbags in America are taking all food card.
Oh, unlimited unemployment.
Oh, Housing Coder program.
And anything else that you put off the coverage?
You want me to back him?
I give it America.
Yeah, I agree with what I just said there.
That was pretty good.
Oh, look, look at EBZ.
Looks like you're going to throw up.
Puke it.
Puke.
Hi.
Hi.
Like, what the fuck?
What do I got to do with you anyway?
Man, he's getting drunk, dude.
He's getting fucking drunk, dude.
Okay, look, let's stay here.
I like where this is going.
This guy's getting fucking drunk.
Just a nosy mother.
And he's getting belligerent.
I like where this is going.
I like where this is going.
Motherfucker.
Talk about MIH, nigga.
Have fun in the goddamn chat.
Don't worry about my mind state.
My mind state is I'm streaming.
That's my mind state.
And of course.
Man, this guy's drunk.
I got nothing but love.
With respect.
With a reason.
Of course.
Oh, no, come on!
Man, I'm like ghost politics.
Please holler at me on Discord.
The link, or at least the address.
Oh, it looks like he wants to shit talk me now.
I gotta be able to interact with you and say good morning.
Thank you very much, man, for all the love you show.
That's high.
Well, you're welcome.
Okay, so I said, nigger, okay?
Once, I did not.
Now I said it twice.
Okay, dude, who's donating this shit?
In a goddamn bad context, you said.
Who's donating this shit?
I'm just trying to be a pro-freedom of speech advocate out here.
Look at my own chat room.
My own chat room's calling me some kind of a fucking grand dragon or some crap.
Listen, no, just shut up, alright?
I'm not a goddamn grand dragon.
Just shut up.
Let me take my fucking drink, man.
guys are pissing me off.
I'm supposed to be taking goddamn damn shit at you right now.
Who else do we got here?
What do we have here?
What do we have?
We've got Viet Scorpion.
Shut up.
Alright, shut up.
I know what you mean by that.
Shut up.
Right?
She should be the only one.
You don't remember that story.
Thank God, all right?
Hey, don't talk shit, EBZ.
Anyway, don't talk shit.
Anyway, what the hell is that thing?
DJ's predenticoin to my dentist.
Shut up, all right?
I've got all my freaking teeth.
I just want some, I just want some golden diamonds, baby.
I want to talk and sparkle.
You know, when I talk, I sparkle.
What are you trying to say?
Because I got to talk about this.
We've got killed Disney bro over here.
Oh, shut up, man.
Let's stop doing that.
Can you even tell me I got to listen to paint?
What the hell is EBZ talking about?
For all accounts and purposes, we're on the same level.
What the hell is EBZ talking about?
Once I find the tooth, I'm going out on a search party real soon.
We will find out right soon.
What are you going to say then?
Talk about my teeth.
They're not helping you at all.
They still let you utter nonsense.
Let me tell you something about your motherfucking self anyway.
Are you talking to me?
Temperament and Octa.
Mind you, Jekyll.
It's Jackler.
Hey, scammer, you better take a shot because Camza Buser sent you $10.
Pay attention to stupid baboons.
Considering you skipped my previous song, you're granted with this one instead.
Oh, my God.
He's getting fucking triggered, dude.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
You weren't paying attention to that too.
Oh, my God, dude.
One thing is true, though.
I'm all around on the front of the burst.
I do want to rise in front of the budget.
Everybody does.
He's dancing to it.
Look at it.
He's doing the stinky leg to this shit.
Okay.
Why not?
That is true.
But that's not why.
I want to eat with wife.
I just want to eat with wide pokey.
Yeah.
I want to go to where the funny's at.
Wherever I see a bunch of motherfuckers having a good time, that's where I want to go.
Okay?
Dude, this is really bad.
I mean, let me in.
I mean, we're breaking this guy down.
We're breaking this black man down, dude.
I don't know if I'm feeling a little fucking.
Look at it.
He's getting upset.
And what happened to this brother's eyebrows?
Because that's what it all comes down to, right?
You doing good.
Why not me?
Why don't you accept people like me?
Do good, too.
We got a prom.
I don't give a fuck.
What the fuck is this guy doing?
Once you find it.
He's drunk, dude.
I'm a short.
Look at him.
He's pretty drunk.
I need to know, Sheriff.
We got a problem.
Oh, no.
Grand Dragon Ghost Sword.
Grand underscore Dragon underscore Ghost LaGranted Dollar.
EBZ.
More like Mr. EBT.
I did apply for an EBT card.
I knew it.
Now, I knew it.
I'm approved or not.
When did you?
$200 savings every fucking month.
Look at him.
He's dancing to EBT.
Look at this, brother.
He's dancing.
He's dancing.
You fucking mooch.
Somebody call HR right now.
Tell him I qualify.
Nigga, I'm broke.
I need a dollar.
Check.
Nigga, I'm trying to call the office in the morning.
After no.
Oh, my God.
Whatever, man.
Oh, my God.
This guy's admitting that he is continuing the stereotype.
He just applied for EBT, EBT.
He's going to get an EBT.
I didn't have Betty come on stream.
Betty forgot we were going to be able to do it.
EBT.
Hey, there's Black Frost.
He's getting triggered, dude.
He's getting triggered.
Imagine being in public in the fucking closet.
He's getting drunk, too.
I like it.
He's slurring his words.
He's getting drunk.
I laughed.
Hey, man, that's old school, baby.
That's old school tombstone, baby.
And he's dancing to it.
He's dancing to it!
I actually like it.
You know what?
It is a badass song.
I mean, Tombstone, even though he's a furry or whatever, this is a badass song.
The Living Tombstone recorded this.
Wait a minute, what is he changing into?
What the fuck is EBZ changing it?
What the fuck is this?
I just felt like being a little different.
I just felt like being a little different on this.
This nigga's changing clothes.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
This brother's changing clothes.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm in shock at the actions of EBZ.
I'm sorry.
And that wasn't a hard R, by the way.
No, that wasn't a hard R.
I should cut down.
That wasn't a hard R. I'm here to get all that's coming.
Everything coming.
I'm trying to get him out.
Well, that was not a hard arm, okay?
Where's Pop?
Of course, I want to earn it.
Oh, my God.
We're making this brother change clothes.
This brother is changing clothes.
The beat was supposed to drop right there, but he didn't.
Is he going to pour another shot?
Is this guy turning into fucking only use me blade?
You know, I need a jacket like this for every country.
You know what I mean?
Like, everyone.
I need life as Moe's granted $5.
I made this for you.
Thank you.
Let me hear it.
Come on, man.
If it's slander, I'm not even going to show my face on stream.
Like, it had nothing to do with me.
Out of appreciation as far as you can.
Look at this, brother.
He's like, man, you make this for me, man.
Alright, we got five more minutes and we're going to raid somebody else.
Anybody know if there's any other streamers on?
He shot another shot, though.
He's shot another shot.
Jerickler, I don't want to leave before, you know, like somebody may have donated and wanted their shit to be seen.
So I don't want to leave until we're done with that shit.
It was bad then, but it's worse today.
And they were crazier than them all.
As a matter of fact, I need some more fucking beer for Christ's sake, man.
I need more beer!
And Duba Dude just donated two bucks saying, as long as I'm watching, we've got an N-word pass.
Move on from this cloud.
This nigga looks bad.
He looks like one of those people I generally would want to kill themselves.
Let's go to the date line.
The good content.
Cheers.
This is what Duba Dude said.
Oh, look, see, this is what I'm talking about.
Mind you, Grand Underscore, dragon underscore ghost for grounds at dollar.
I need more beer, man.
Jesus Christ.
I need some more beer.
If I qualify for EBT, let me get it.
This brother is admitting he's getting EBT.
What did I tell you?
Way to live up to the stereotype.
Oh, no.
Get out of a glass of water, man.
You're good.
You got a chat.
You're good.
Man, I'm telling you, dude.
You see what?
Look at this.
Ghost Research Labs.
Ghost Research Labs Inc.
Granted $5.
This is what Ghost means when he does intensive research.
What the hell are you talking about?
Ghost?
Goat politics?
Let's hear it.
What does he mean when he does intensive research?
I remember when I heard that.
It's seriously Samsung.
I concur.
And the reason I do extensive research is because just in case I debate again, I wanted two whole testicles because I can fit it all.
I'm on his side, man.
I'm on his side.
I like Peters.
The sign on the animal is entered.
Modding A Goddamn Wii Console00:15:34
You're new.
Go in dry.
I took that back.
I took that back.
He's down with it.
Look, he was down with it.
Abort.
I'm not sure where this motherfucker stands.
No, I don't know what the fuck he's talking about.
I don't agree.
Fucking can't abuser, you fucking dickhead.
That's a fucking spot to animate.
What about that game for the fucking girl?
Are you here now?
Hands off!
Hands off, man!
Do you see what I'm talking about?
Do you see what I'm talking about when it comes to these assholes?
I'm just fucking slicing, man.
They're slicing my fucking voice, man.
I'm tired of this, man.
I know what y'all are fucking trying to do.
Y'all trying to get me in trouble with fucking YouTube, and I don't appreciate it, man.
I don't appreciate it.
Yeah, no shit.
No shit, for heaven's sake, man.
No fucking shit.
Give me my smoke.
All right.
There are no more donos because we're going to move on from here.
Does anybody know anywhere else we can raid?
Is there any other in-real life streamers on?
What's going on?
Any other real-life streamers out there?
I know.
Did he just do some cocaine?
Earlier on, I was trying to talk about this motherfucker.
What?
Like the tone of his voice, the octave in which he speaks tells you he's not.
He's an empty vessel.
You're talking about me, you piece of shit.
You're talking about me?
The need to speak as loud as you can.
Mind you, Draco.
Oh, you're worth $10.
Fuck you.
Shout out to all the donators doing free and $5, but don't owe $10 so we can get up turned up.
Salute.
Alright, take a shot, ABBZ.
Take a fucking shot.
Rather not drink.
Take a fucking shot and shut up.
I got fucking California razor.
But you motherfuckers love drinking streams.
And I know it makes me weaker when I get back to the gym tomorrow morning, right?
Like when I get to the gym, I can't go for the same weight.
Just shut up and fucking drink the shot.
Shut up and drink the shot, you fucking goddamn milk nud.
It's a two-way street.
So I'm grateful to be in the mix.
The rest.
Man, EBZ, you piece of shit.
I am little bruises.
I take shits that look like EVZ, seriously.
Alright, he took the shot.
He took the fucking shot.
Alright, I just want to make sure.
I want to make sure there's nobody else donating that's listening to this broadcast.
Alright, I know this is boring.
Hold on, hold on.
Well, I just want to make sure there's nobody else donating.
We miss her dono.
That's all, dude.
Alright, hold on.
We're going to move on.
I just want to make sure there's no more donos coming in from us.
Nobody else donated because I want to make sure so we can move on.
We go to another streamer here.
And EBZ, you know, I want to be honest with you.
This brother looks like he's doing some chemotherapy.
He's got cancer or something.
I mean, what happened to this brother's eyebrows?
What song is this, by the way?
This song sucks.
This guy's jamming after this shit.
This shit sounds free as hell.
Oh, he shaved him for a hundred bucks?
Jesus Christ, what an idiot.
No wonder he was wearing the sunglasses.
Yeah, somebody tell him he needs Trovada.
I want to make sure.
Hey, look, we're going to leave here in a few minutes.
Just want to make sure nobody else is donating from us so we can, you know, go ahead and show it.
And then after that, we're getting the hell out of here.
And look, I am not rating Twitch bitch streamers, dude.
I hate Twitch streamers.
I don't want to advocate anything towards Twitch.
Twitch is a bunch of social justice warrior muffdivers and fruit bowls.
He ain't down with that.
Straight up, man.
Fuck Twitch is right.
Fuck Twitch. Jesus Christ.
How long is this shitbang song?
All right, thank you.
All right, look, is there any more donos?
All right, I think we're done with the donos.
Okay, good.
We're getting out of here.
Okay, we're getting out of here.
Everybody say bye to EBC.
Bye, California Raisin.
It was nice rating you.
All right.
Yeah, fucking look.
Look at the hue on this brother.
I'm telling you, he's got as dark of a hue as Wesley Snipes, maybe.
All right, let's go ahead.
Okay, get this idiot out of here.
All right, let's go.
People are saying Gary the Producer is on, so let's see.
He is on.
I have it.
Just have it.
Fucking faggot.
Excuse my French.
I hate you saying it.
Used to buy a WiiKi, which was like the mod chip for the Nintendo Wii, right?
I hate this guy.
I mean, this guy thinks he's soldered in, and then you could put it in the middle.
He jocks the nuts of a 23, 24-year-old.
And you would burn them to a D. All right, here we are.
We're at Gary the Producer's.
The soldered fucking Wii chip would allow it to read burn discs.
What is he talking about?
What is this fucking idiot talking about on a Saturday night?
But now, you don't have to.
You can just soft mod it.
And I did so off this card because then you can play the ISOs through the external hard drive, which plugs into the USB in the back.
So the Wii is soft modded from this SD card.
Are you shitting me?
Boom.
That's what the emulators and all that shit run off.
Oh, my God.
There's an external hard drive that plugs into the back.
Oh, my God.
Which is how I play the Xbox.
I have all the GameCube.
What do you mean?
Aren't you a little old to be playing?
That's how I play all the Wii and all the GameCube games.
Aren't you a little old to be playing video games?
If I buy this 35-year-old, the first thing I'm going to do is figure out how I can fucking mod it and just download all the games for free 100%.
That shit went over my head.
No, it was easy.
What's up, Spermy the Cat, dude?
Hey, there's Spermi!
We got a goddamn fucking shout out.
Oh, we were playing some Mario the other day, too.
It was like Super Mario Wii or some shit.
It was pretty good.
Can you mod the Wii?
I mean, dude, this is what people are wanting.
There's 337 people watching this stupid shithead fucking stream, man.
And he's talking about modding a goddamn Wii.
Nintendo Switch modding service.
What the fuck is this?
How is this legal?
Oh, my God, dude.
What a horrible stream.
Y'all, some people were telling me.
I'm talking about pirate music.
Go here.
Yeah, that's fine, dude.
If people want to download my music, if people want to download music illegally because they want it and want to listen to it, that's fucking fine.
Oh, my God.
What is he?
eBay shopping?
Okay.
Is this what we're doing here?
What's going on, Xander Knight?
$60.
What's going on, Spermy the Cat?
This person will mod it for you.
And fuck you, Baka Survivor.
There's John Conquest and Ghost.
What is this?
Take creatine, listen to this every day and give thanks to the Houston Astros for beating the Yankees and going through the series.
Oh, God.
Imagine what?
The Houston Astros beat the Yankees.
What a bunch of fucking pricks.
Thank you, Pete the Pirate.
Yeah, I want to see what's going on.
Take creatine this entire day and make a button pirate.
I don't know if I'll say creatine.
Have some.
Okay, wait.
You know what I got?
You know what I got?
Oh, we got some fucking Pantera.
Is there another goddamn stream we can go to?
This guy fucking makes me sick.
Alright?
How and why anybody would fucking watch this guy is beyond me.
I mean, seriously.
And is this your bedroom, dude?
This is how you decorate your fucking bedroom, you stupid fucking goddamn millennial shithead.
It's in the car.
But I did get some pre-workout.
What is this?
Pantera?
Oh, I think someone donated this last time.
Yeah, Pantera, you fucking stupid douchebag.
Too bad it isn't some fruit bowl shit like Aaron Shereen.
Whatever that fucking stupid redhead, dumb fucking soulless Ginger's name is.
Where I been below.
Wait a minute.
Gary the producer is not a typical Pantera fan.
It's not bad.
I kind of like the mission.
He's a fucking douchebag.
I rechat.
What do you mean I don't rechat?
I fucking choosing to ignore it right now.
Yeah, you're choosing to ignore it because you suck.
Do producer reacts to metal videos.
Like, watch one or react to it.
All right, we're going somewhere.
Oh my god, you know what?
I haven't heard yet?
That XXX and Tasion song.
Alright.
Oh, oh, no.
Somebody donated.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, Gary, do you have anyone in the gay community that I can debate with?
I've done countless hours of intensive research so I can be fully prepared to debate a gay.
Who cares to me?
You know?
What does that even mean?
He doesn't even know how to react to that.
He's such a douchebag.
He doesn't even know how to fucking react to that.
I'm reading chat.
Don't worry.
I'm reading chat.
I mean, seriously, he doesn't even know how to fucking react.
He's like, so what?
I'm a glory hole server.
I'm probably going to do this right after the stream out here because I'm in Los Angeles.
I'm going to go to the same place as George Michaels went.
Don't ask me, Fat Marshall.
Oh, debate.
That's why he's saying me.
If there's anyone in the community that he can debate, Petey will debate you, dude.
I don't think he cares enough, to be honest.
Holy I'm reading chat.
I'm reading chat.
My ALCSMDP.
My Mexican Jose Altube hit a home run bottom of the ninth.
I'm reading you.
I'm reading.
Oh, the new XX and Tession.
Watch the whole thing.
I hope Ghost Politics is still watching because I know his fucking old ass.
I hate this song.
Oh, fuck you.
Fuck you, Gary, the fucking retard.
I guarantee you he's going to hate it.
You're just pissed because my fucking ding-a-ling is bigger than yours, you piece of shit.
You fucking millennial shithead.
And look, I can already see the receding hairline in your fucking hair, you piece of crap.
I still got all my hair, you bitch.
Heart eater.
Oh, it's old.
And I don't have fucking bags under my eyes like a fucking fruit bowl.
Show the video.
That's what I want to see.
I want to see the video.
Oh, here it is.
The improvs that I'm trying to come up with, like all influenced my ex in a weird way.
What the hell is this guy talking about?
29 seconds.
Let's go see ya.
Or excuse me, Extension.
Ghostcione is one of my blacks.
Alright, ready.
The improvs that I'm trying to come up with, like all influenced my ex in a weird way.
That's like tying her into what makes the video.
Let me tell you, all I've got to say to every Extension fan is Robstone.
That's all I got to say to that.
Oh, it's a teaser.
It's a teaser.
Not only is it a teaser, but it says fucking teaser right in the title.
Yeah, learn how to read, you millennial shithead.
Wait, so is the song out?
Is this song out?
And it's just like the videos on it?
Oh, my God.
All right, look, we're getting out of here, dude.
Seriously.
Is it this one?
We're getting the hell out of here.
I mean, this guy's boring the balls off of me.
Hold on, somebody.
Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
What the fuck?
Ghost Politics thinks you're cute.
Oh, thank you, sir.
Ghost Politics thinks I'm cute.
Oh, Ghost Politics, you're cute as well.
Fuck you, you fruit ball.
Take about 10 steps away from my fucking butt crack with that target.
How can I not see you?
It's okay to be gay.
I got pride.
I got prize on my backside.
I'm the born.
You fucking rod.
I'm a bomb on my backside.
Ghost Politics, this is your people.
This is what they donate.
This is what they donate to.
This is what you, this is what your life.
They don't donate this to me if you're not watching.
Thank you so much.
This is what they donate.
We should rewatch.
Okay, hold on, Lucifer.
So that is everything in your life is what it has.
That's right.
Why do you think I sing?
It's my life.
Damn.
Don't you forget.
Let's hear this song real quick.
Astros Fans And Pet Mexican00:05:47
Caught in the crowd.
Why do you keep saying crow's feet?
It never ends.
Second of all, what do you mean?
I just have bags of my eyes.
There's no crow's feet.
You look like an old piece of shit for 35, dude.
You look horrible.
With another man's face.
I mean, seriously, you look like 45.
All right, I've never heard this song.
Let's see what I think.
All right, look, we're going to move on.
All right, fuck Gary the retard.
We're getting the hell out of here.
All right.
I mean, he's actually listening to Extension shit.
My response to Extension is Robstone, bitch.
Robstone.
All right, turn this shit off.
Turn it off.
All right, that's it.
Fucking stupid, Gary.
All right, he knows who the fuck I am, that piece of shit.
All right, listen.
I've got to go ahead and let's see.
I got an $18.66 bucker by the pet Mexican.
So let's see what the pet Mexican requested here.
And then we'll get back to some goddamn stream rating.
Let's go ahead and see what we got here by the pet Mexican.
And by the way, I was unaware the Astros have beat the Yankees.
Wow.
It's unbelievable.
As a matter of fact, I think this may be.
I don't know what the hell this is, but let's see what the hell we just put the PC shot on.
This is by the pet Mexican.
And I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to show all this.
But apparently, this was the game, right?
Here it is.
Look tied up.
Bottom of the ninths, two outs.
All right, here it is.
We got Jose Ultov on the fucking goddamn home base, home plate, ready to bat.
One for three.
He had a double.
He had a walk, two runs.
Let's see what the hell happens here.
All right.
October.
Let's see who becomes Mr. October.
99 miles per hour.
I'll be honest with you, this is kind of boring.
You know, baseball's kind of boring.
It's like, oh, oh.
And now these guys adjust their jock straps and spit out their tobacco.
Guy at the plate, you know, pretends that, you know, he's got to take practice swings and itch his jock.
This is just, come on, man.
Although it's fun to play.
If you've got enough people to play baseball, it's fun to play.
That was a ball.
First two, not close to El Tube from Chetnam.
But at least we got a Texas team, I guess, going to the World Series, right?
They're going to the World Series.
Riznik is on deck, so you still have a good time.
All right, hurry up.
Look at all these fucking Astros fans.
Like, please, God.
Please.
We're going to pray harder than the other team.
And we're going to pray harder than the other team.
And you're going to give us the win.
Right, God?
Hold on, what is this?
Hold on.
What is this?
Oh, my God.
Let's raid this guy next.
All right, we got a lot of suggestions.
Hold on, I got to play the pet Mexican's little shit here.
This is what won.
This is what won the World Series, or actually set the Astros to the World Series.
Here it is.
Michael Brantley was taken out to add to the defense.
I mean, look at all this wasted time.
That's what I don't like about baseball, dude.
I ain't got time for that.
Come on.
And look at all these Astros fans.
Please.
Please, God.
I'm going to pray harder than the Yankees fans.
Oh, my God.
There it is.
There it is.
It's out of here.
Yeah, look at this guy smiling.
You just fucking cost the Yankees to go to the World Series, you piece of shit.
And there's the Astros.
There it is!
There it is!
All the Astros fans getting all hype.
Astros going to the World Series.
Look at that fruiter.
You see that Fruiter fucking just hopping around.
He's got a hamster hanging out his asshole.
It's Astros World Series time.
What does everybody think?
Oh, my God.
Look at that bitch in the shorts.
Let's put the fucking camera on that slut bag.
By the way, most of the fucking people that play on baseball teams are now like Dominican and Cuban and shit.
Anyway, is this really an American game?
I mean, seriously, watch.
If we hear anybody being interviewed, it's your quintessential, like, I went to the base, I swung the ball, and then when I went to Sun the ball, it went on the home run.
And we went out.
I went down the base, and I saw my seminar, and we're talking about the rigo.
So anyway, all right, we get it.
That's the pet Mexican.
Thank you very much, the pet Mexican, for showing us the home run that put the Astros into the World Series.
Houston Rockets Baseball Commentary00:03:41
There it is.
And I'm sure the Pet Mexican is drinking a couple of servases now that his Houston Rockets or Houston Rockets.
Houston Astros are in the World Series.
Excuse me.
All right.
We got it.
All right.
There it is.
Thank you, the Pet Mexican.
I appreciate it.
All right.
We've got a couple of people that said, you know, stream this.
So I'm going to go with Blucifer first because he was the first $5 bill that was like, here, stream this.
Let's see what the hell this is.
All right.
Or let's stream raid this guy, whoever the hell this is.
Who is this guy?
It's already, oh, it's already.
Oh, dude.
It's already done.
Look, Blucifer, here it is.
Oh, my God.
Sorry, ghost.
The 5.00 request for the streamer.
I thought we should be able to get it.
They just ended their stream.
All right.
Try this one instead.
All right.
We'll try that one.
All right.
Hold on.
Let's go ahead and try that one because this one just entered.
They just ended their stream.
Excuse me.
Let's go ahead and see what this one is.
Love yourself more, though.
Yes, Jay.
Oh, my God.
That's what this is.
Good to see you.
Sometimes we lose ourselves.
Put the PC shot up.
What we worth.
Good lord.
We really forget what we good lord.
And to me, I used to say this to my sisters all the time.
Man, look at the trophies.
That bitch got a no-teeth, man.
Look at the trophies that she's sporting in them teeth.
Three.
Man.
Oh, Lord.
Okay.
I got.
Oh, Lord.
I got five sisters.
Too much.
I don't got no title in this for note.
No, you ain't finna play with me like that.
I can't even say that.
You ain't finna play with me like that.
I would say I want to accept no other kids.
Now, this is a different type of troll.
If you're coming into this chat, say something like, don't you think women are to blame for men cheating that it's the woman's fault because they're, you know, I would send my other skanks or something like that.
I mean, this is the conversation they're having.
But it's different because you want to trigger them in that capacity.
Well, I'm married.
And I know Kimberly said, you know, one time she said, Nici, it doesn't matter if you're married or not.
You still have a relationship.
And the same thing you expect of our boyfriends or our baby daddies is what we expect for you in a marriage.
Oh, yeah, my personal already.
Yes.
What's up, Dark Me Magician Girl?
I don't want to say it around Spermity the Cats.
Oh, my God, Spermi.
Smurm's definitely in the house.
Oh, my God.
You got a shout out.
I don't know how Spermy does.
I'm a huge fan.
Can I have a standard ass?
Of course you can.
Somebody tell her that.
Somebody tell her that the women's approach is wrong.
And that, you know, somebody say something like, if a man gets a woman pregnant, it's a woman's problem or some shit like that.
The baby is a deal breaker.
For me, too, Katrina.
I think, I think.
You know, I've been through that too.
You got to troll this in a different capacity.
You know what I mean?
I was in love.
I was dating.
A baby came.
He tried to hide it.
Not my husband.
Let's get this clear.
Not my husband.
And I want y'all to sell me as women.
What's up, Pooka, dude?
That the baby is a deal breaker.
Anime Bullshit Live Streamers00:15:49
Oh, my God.
I think they're playing.
I think Spermity the Cat is playing.
If you're not, I'm sorry, but shout out to Spermity.
I ain't got another fucking shout out.
Come on, Spermy.
Would you ever have a baby husband?
Damn these shows.
Andy.
How do you think?
Okay, so, anyways, I'm going to get that little story time about the baby.
Oh, no.
Oh, Lord.
Okay, so this is how it feels, Bethany.
This is what happened to me.
Oh, Lord.
All right, we're going to leave here.
This bitch is going to get on some long-winded bullshit about her baby.
All right, we're getting out of here, baby.
We're getting out of here.
This bitch is going to get into some long-winded story about her baby daddy and all that shit.
So, look, we're going to go to what did Besmirch the merch?
Let's go check out the stream that he suggested for five bucks.
Let's see what Besmirch the Merch requested here because this bitch won't be listening to herself talking.
I can't believe you got 433 people that want to listen to this motherfucking gold-tooth hoe and her fucking white hair hat ass talk.
Let's see what I've got here.
You son of a bitch.
Suggested for five.
I mean, dudes, why are you donating relay streams, all right?
Listening to herself talking.
I mean, seriously, man.
I thought this was a fucking stream that we could raid for Christ's sake.
It's a goddamn stupid fucking relay.
It's a fucking relay.
I mean, dude, here it is.
Yeah, yeah, real funny hampers.
I mean, seriously, man.
I just thought this was a fucking stream.
Hey, wait a minute.
What the hell is this?
It's a goddamn stream.
What the hell kind of bloating anime bullshit am I watching?
What kind of anime bullshit am I watching?
Real funny hamps.
Oh, my God.
I mean, seriously, man.
Jesus, wait a minute.
What is this?
What am I watching?
It's a goddamn show.
What the hell kind of blowing?
I mean, what is this?
What am I watching?
Why am I watching this stupid fucking anime shit?
What am I watching?
Oh, my God.
Wait a minute.
This is BN King.
Wait a minute.
This is BNK, what he's doing right now.
This is what he's doing right now.
What the hell kind of hell?
You've got to be shitting me.
This is what BNK is doing right now.
No way.
Oh, my God.
Wait a minute.
This is BN King.
Yo.
No way.
This is what BN King is doing right now.
Are you fucking joking?
No way.
Oh, right.
No way.
Why?
These obsessions with Colentellians.
No way.
Why?
Why?
This is what BN King is doing right now.
Are you fucking joking?
Oh, my God, Mama.
It's fucking BNK.
Why?
Why?
I mean, for Christ's sake, man.
Oh, my God, Mama.
What kind of Saturday I told you atheists?
WHAT KIND OF SATURDAY NIGHT COLD SHOW IS THIS?!
Christ's sake, man!
I'm tired, man.
I'm just so fucking tired of this shit.
Stack fucking Lambeth.
Shut up in the chat room.
Stop my fucking ass if I'm laughing.
Stop your ass and come laughing.
I'm not joking.
I mean, for Christ's sake, man.
I'm tired.
Fuck you in the chat, man.
Fuck you.
Stop laughing.
Shut up in the chat room.
Stop my fucking ass if I'm laughing.
Oh, God.
Stop your ass and come laughing.
I'm not joking.
Stop fucking laughing and shut her up.
Fuck you.
Stop laughing.
I can't do this anymore, man.
I just can't, man.
I mean, I'm fucking wasting Saturday nights, man.
I'm wasting my fucking weekends, man.
I can't fucking believe this, man.
Why?
This cart shoot fetish, man.
Why?
Why?
I'm fucking wasted Saturday nights, man.
I'm wasting time.
I'm just so fucking, man.
I'm tired, man.
I'm fucking tired.
I'm fucking tired.
And it happens over and over and over.
And over again.
Why?
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God, man.
And fuck you with that saw, man.
I'm tired, man.
I fucked you with that saw.
I mean, it's fucking shit, man.
Suicide is payless.
It brings on many changes.
And I have to take or leave it if I play to play.
I'm gonna lose it anyway.
Ladies and girl one day late.
So that is all I have to say.
The game of life is suicide is payless.
It brings on many changes.
I could bitch if I did All right.
It brings on many changes.
Take this shit off.
Take this fucking shit off for Christ's sake, man.
Oh, my God.
All right, look, we were doing some raids here of some live streamers.
Obviously, there is no live streamers on, for Christ's sake.
I have no idea what the hell's going on.
These goddamn live streamers need to step their games up and step their chains up.
I can tell you that right now.
What is this?
The specialist.
Be a good boy.
Be a good guy.
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Be a good guy.
And that's an $18.66 bucker, so I am obligated to play that YouTube video.
So let's see what the hell this idiot, or not idiot, the specialist.
He called me a good boy, so that's why I said idiot.
So anyway, let's go ahead and see what the specialist has required.
Oh, no, dude.
Fucking anime bullshit.
Anime bullshit.
What the fuck is?
What the fuck is this?
This is Israeli animes.
Oh, my God.
This is fucking disturbing, man.
I'm telling you, anybody who is watching this over the age of 18, you're a fucking sick asshole.
All right?
You're a goddamn sick asshole!
Oh...
One time...
Oh my god...
I mean, how long do I have to listen to this stupid fucking crap?
Oh-ho...
There's two eyes.
Oh, my God.
Who is this?
Is this Shekhar Chan?
Hold on, hold on.
Let's pause this.
Somebody put a dono in.
What is this?
It's funny cause when I went on that lady's live stream, I got a bunch of videos about gingivitis in my recommended I mean, no shit, man.
That bitch was getting some gold teeth.
All right, I've got to play the rest of this.
The specialist here, Shekel Chan.
Let's see what the hell this is.
I mean this is fucking perverted, dude.
This is god damn sick!
I'm telling you, anybody who thinks that this is, uh, I don't know, even palatable to watch and you're over the age of 18, you're a sick bastard!
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on, what is it?
Try this one.
All right, hold on.
Let's listen to the rest of this.
Yeah.
Fuckin' Sheckle-chan!
I mean, did I just create a new fuckin' like, uh, enemy to worship?
Did I just do that Sheckle-Chan? Sheckle-Chan!
All right, we get it.
All right, everybody's getting bored.
We've already done a little over two minutes of Shekel Chan.
All right, we get it.
Now, somebody, let's go ahead and see what Lucifer just requested.
He said, try this one.
So let's see what Lucifer just requested here.
Apparently, it's a live stream that we can raid here.
Out this.
I'll slap anything that you would want to do.
Like, I ain't going to slap him for real, but I would, though.
Who the hell is that?
Like, if it came down to it or if he had really had a problem or I ran down to the bar, which Thanksgiving games, he don't be really going out no more, but I'll be on down all through the Pittsburgh motherfucking streets right down, right down to the bars, too, for Thanksgiving.
You can come check me right.
I ain't even going like all out.
You could come catch me right down at the images.
He's already talking shit to somebody.
Thanksgiving night, probably Saturday.
You can catch me right on down there.
Yeah, tell him the shekel channel.
The shekel chan gang is going to come in real half, chop it up.
I'm going to put my motherfucking hands on him, but because he don't really want no motherfucking smoke in this YouTube, it ain't really that deep.
But yeah, just tell him that he opened up a can of worms and that, you know, yeah, oh, you want some of this.
But Spermi got another goddamn shout out.
Are you shitting me?
But he don't want no motherfucking smoke.
But if he did want some smoke and he wanted some motherfucking problem, he'd just get his ass beat.
That's all.
That's all he would get.
Oh, man.
Somebody tell this brother, like, man, we'll meet you out, brother.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I mean?
We're the Shekel Chan gang, baby.
We're going to meet somebody.
Profit, that don't even make no sense.
But I say, yo, you're, what?
Based as fuck.
What is that?
You mean basic, you meant just trying to say?
But that's why your ass gotta go anyway.
Okay, Shekelchan.
You're welcome, Spermy.
Just don't start no shit, Chunami.
And you're good.
Oh, man.
Come on.
Somebody talk shit to this.
Anybody that I just don't know your name, you just gotta go anyway.
Oh, look at this, brother.
Just like a commie is coming.
Just like a fucking card-carrying commie.
And I don't even feel like tell him he's a weak-ass brother, man.
Tell him he's fucking weak.
All that.
And then we're going to go tomorrow and get it.
I'm sorry, but I don't just don't know you.
I mean, come on.
I'm just going to Motherfuckers that you don't even know their name, they gotta go.
What the fuck is this?
Oh, it's the motherfucking troll gang.
God damn, they're all in here.
The troll gang.
Just let them go.
Anyways, yeah, it's this troll gang.
These ain't even the trolls that know us, though.
They're just like troll trolls.
Oh, Christ.
A bunch of kids, baby.
These ain't even trolls from this sector.
They just, this is the real trolls.
Hey, what is this?
Colossal.
There's too many of them, so they got to stay because I ain't going to.
Spermy, the cat.
Why are you selling us out, Spermy?
You fucking piece of crap.
Gia, let me see here.
Why are you selling us out?
It happens at night.
Hold on.
Carrie, can you hold me down just temporarily, please, for tonight?
Oh, my God.
And you too, Jessica.
Hold on.
Because we ain't got no money.
He's got a couple of black hoes.
He got a couple of black hoes in here and who don't.
Okay.
Now, hey, everybody just put Trump 2020.
James, though.
Put Trump 2020.
I'm going to give a shout out to anybody who puts Trump 2020 in the chat room right now.
I'm talking to this brother in the chat room.
Trump 2020.
He can't fuck with me.
See, all them trolls got me off.
I ain't never seen no shit like that.
Hey, Spermy the Cat, Corsair I69, Dark Me Magician Girl, Sharia Manga Ramu.
We got Baca Survivor, Diaza Jew.
We got Keen Scarce, Shane Shea, Mr. Person, Colossal Premium Cancer, Poindexter Rose 15, Bozo the Trump.
I've never seen those types, and I shut them down with words.
Clouds at 1090, NYFRA 822.
Who else we got?
We got Mr. Person, Pettus, System 23, Roxy Razley.
Now, let me show y'all what you do in the hood when you ain't got no more.
Jesus Christ.
Wait a minute.
This brother's making a margarita out of a fucking icy pop.
This brother is making a fucking margarita out of an icy pop.
I mean, how ghetto can you get, brother?
Are you shitting me?
Are you fucking kidding me?
He's fucking.
I mean, come on.
I mean, this is fucking ghetto.
I put some out there.
All right.
This is ghetto.
What's up, Action Capitalist?
I mean, this is fucking ghetto.
It's cold in there.
Hey, what's up, Mr. Meatballs?
Apathetic Mystery.
What's going on?
What's up, motherfucker?
What's going on, Ahan Hanzo?
All right, what's going on?
Oh, my God.
They're so triggered with the Trump 2020.
Write again, Azure.
Trump 2020, baby.
Woo!
What's up, Mr. BNK?
Mr. BN King.
That's crazy.
All right, RMD and Azure.
Write something.
Oh, my God.
All right.
You know what?
I got an idea.
All right.
Because I'm not too sure if this guy's black.
I want to be honest with you.
Is this guy black?
I mean, I know he's trying to act black.
I know he's trying to act from the bottom because the channel moves so fast.
That's crazy.
That's crazy, man.
That motherfucker is crazy underneath me.
You know what I'm saying?
All right.
Okay.
All right.
I got a couple more in there.
All right.
Hold on.
Before we do that, that's crazy.
Like, I'm being, I ain't never been sworn by the trolls like this before.
Yeah, well, welcome to the internet.
And before we do, I think it's about time for everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
Okay, now.
Guess the minority.
That's right, folks.
Guess the minority.
Everybody remembers this.
Icy pop margaritas.
I buy that for a dollar.
Yeah, no shit.
Thank you, besmirch the merch.
It's everybody's favorite game.
It's guess the minority.
So I would like for everybody in the chat room to post your guess on what this man is.
I don't care.
All right.
It's guess the minority.
Fuck him.
All right.
All right.
Let's just, let's just, let me, let me guess here.
I think that he may be.
But I'm just chilling anyway.
I think he may be.
I don't give a fuck because you know what they're doing, though.
They're giving me my fucking views, though.
Okay, great.
You're not getting paid for him, you dumb stupid shithead.
All these motherfuckers in here.
I think that he's live, baby, bad bug bike.
I think there's a little bit of Arab in there.
There's some Arab in there.
I think he's a blackerb.
But lie, baby, bad buck.
I think he's a blacker.
I'm going to get you.
The bitch is motherfucking lying.
I think he's a blacker.
The bitch is lying again.
Can somebody find out what his nationality is?
At court today.
Oh, he had court.
She's definitely black.
She's going to be the first one to commentate on it.
She's going to have a VS goes to jail party and all this shit, right?
If you're working with the motherfucking FBI, I think he's top secret.
I think he's a little Arab in there.
The FBI is not going to tell you that they're doing any motherfucking thing.
They're just going to do it.
And he doesn't sound like he's been raised in the middle.
She's talking about the sharing.
He doesn't sound like he's been raised in the middle.
And then she's talking about like VS is going to be in jail and all this shit, right?
Now, even if VS got picked up and all this, you can't talk about how the sale is going to be and who's going to be able to do it.
What is this brother talking about?
All this weird ass shit.
Like, VS is going to have a motherfucking bond if she did get picked up.
I think he's a black Arab.
And then she got a lawyer, and it's going to be a little bit more.
I think he's a black Arab.
He's from Cleanland.
There's a lot of weirdos out there in Hawaii.
Why oh, why?
She'd just be talking out the side of her neck and trying to scare somebody.
And I guarantee y'all, VS don't go no motherfucking where.
This guy is literally making a margarita icy pop.
Of course, my girl Tracy.
John Doe is a side of her neck.
But I think that's about it.
All right.
I seen last night.
I watched it last night.
This brother's getting a little my girl Tracy out of her.
He's gotten a little redundant.
Real to say the least.
Showed her motherfucking cars, showed her motherfucking house.
Take a whiff of that.
Her husband, her son.
All right, get this brother out of here.
Get him the hell out of here for Christmas.
All right, Jesus Christ.
All right, I think that concludes what we're going to be doing as far as raiding streams are concerned, okay?
Brass Monkey Funky Date Line00:07:44
Because, I mean, there ain't no more streams to be raiding at here, all right?
I mean, there's no more streams to be raiding, man.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
I don't know what the hell's going on here.
Anyway, what do y'all want to do next?
You want to do a little bit of Insta Thoughts?
Y'all want to do a little bit of date line?
I mean, what do y'all want to do out there?
This is the Saturday Night Troll Show, episode 17.
We're going to do whatever it is that the people want.
So go ahead and post it in the chat room right now.
And we're not fucking raiding any Twitch streams, you fucking shithead.
All right.
Twitch sucks a cock with it.
And just because you're a fucking stupid fucking normie that likes to go to Twitch and wax your carrot to that fucking content doesn't mean that we want to.
All right, we got date line, dateline, dateline, shout-outs, dateline, date line, forum shout-outs, dateline, dateline, dateline, dateline, all of the above, all of the above.
Get the fuck out of here.
Dateline, raid.
There's no more fucking streams to raid, dude.
Dateline, radio graffiti, forum shout-outs, dateline.
All right, we're going to do date line.
Okay, we'll go ahead and do the date line.
How about that?
All right.
All right.
How about that?
We're going to do a dateline right now, but just give me about five minutes.
And let me go ahead and get a little toasty up in here, man.
I was neglecting the boozery while we were raiding streams out there.
So what we're going to do here is for five minutes, I'm going to go ahead and drink some beer.
Okay.
And once we drink some beer, I'm going to go ahead and call the dateline.
And if you're unfamiliar with what I'm talking about here, what I'm going to do is I'm going to call a local date line in which there are, I don't know, I guess desperate women looking for men.
And I've already paid for another 120 minutes.
I think it was close to $100 for 120 minutes.
So we've got some time to talk to some people.
We're going to see what kind of what exactly we're going to be doing on the date line.
So, okay, we're going to call the date line.
How should I act?
The last time I called the date line, I acted like a black man, and that was kind of all right.
So, excuse me, I think what I'm going to do is think I'm just going to act like an old man.
Okay, I'm just going to act like an old, act like a Mexican, act like a Mexican, dude.
Come on, come on, and hey, Dark Me Magician Girl, I can't, I can't use a girl's voice because I'm calling the men's line and they'll fucking report me, and then I'm out the hundred bucks I fucking paid for the goddamn uh date line and shit.
What is this?
Lucifer, just one more raid, just one more raid.
All right, all right, all right.
Well, since you did a five-dollar bill, let's go ahead and see this.
All right, what is this?
All right, another raid.
Let's see what the hell is this, all right?
I mean, apparently, there's another raid, another live streamer going on.
So, what is this?
What is this?
Oh, dude, the live stream is it's ended.
The live stream just ended, dude.
The stream like ended two hours ago, Lucifer.
Where are you getting this?
Look, it's it's fucking ended, dude.
Put the PC shout on.
Here it is.
Look at this shit.
It's an ended stream.
Hey, what are these Arabs?
What are these people?
Yeah.
Oh, my God, dude.
What the fuck is this?
Oh, my God.
This guy's going out, you know, meeting the homeless.
They want to know about you.
Oh, that's cool.
It's awesome, right?
Oh, my God.
This guy's going out talking to homeless people.
I know.
Okay.
I'm going to grab a card real quick.
I'll be right back.
Oh, my God.
Hey, Do your bracelet.
Oh, my God.
She got the ATG vlogs bracelet.
You see that?
ATG vlog.
I mean, this guy takes his name.
And then I got.
Oh, my God.
I'm sure she does, heaven.
Yeah, great way to exploit homeless people.
Here, let's look at Kev TV.
The bad part about Kev TV is that many people say that he scams don't.
I don't know about that personally.
I mean, a couple of people that I know that donate a lot to this show say that he does.
So there's that.
Is there any other?
There's not even any other fucking streams to raid.
This guy's picking his nose.
Are you going to eat it?
You're going to eat it, Kev?
This guy's a 50-year-old Korean man with a family.
I don't understand why he's, you know, kind of pursuing this.
Here we go with the brass fucking this goddamn career of live streaming.
That's probably a good place.
I'm going to ask him to go there.
All right.
Never mind.
Trigger.
This is bad.
Anyway, we got people coming in here.
Let me see if Spermy gets a goddamn shout out.
Spermy the cat.
What's up, man?
Ah, goddammit.
You gotta be shitting me.
Ghost politics, man.
Hey, ghost politics.
Hey, he knows who the fuck I am.
TTS on.
Ghost politics.
There you go.
I got this.
You see, everybody knows about ghost politics.
Whenever ghost politics raids your goddamn stream, you better be expecting something.
Look at the fucking mods.
They're like, hey, just in case, here's the Streamlabs link.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Everybody knows who the fuck I am on the internet.
I'm in Detroit for the first time.
Frobi.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I saw a movie.
I mean, where the hell is he?
Is he walking?
He's walking around with some girls.
Stop them y'all camera niggas.
You ain't mad.
I'm not putting you on camera.
Oh my god.
That sounded like a disgusting black fucking cross-dresser.
Did you hear that?
Don't be putting that camera on me, motherfucker.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, don't be doing that shit, man.
I'm going to get bucked wide on that motherfucker.
Fucking ratchets, man.
Ratchets.
All right.
Deja vu.
Hey, I know where we should go, dude.
I know the perfect place to go.
Where?
We got to go to Brass Monkey there.
No, Brittany Amherst.
Oh, Brass Monkey.
Hey, KTO.
What is that place?
It's a karaoke place.
Wait, what is that with the closest place?
Who the hell is this guy rolling with?
It's not good.
Hey, come here.
Brass Monkey, dude.
Who is this guy rolling with?
What kind of fruit bowl is he rolling?
Let's go brass monkey.
Oh, Scientology.
Lord Saniel.
All right, never mind.
All right, we're getting out of here, dude.
All right, this is got to be a little bit more.
All these people coming out of the Scientology Church, they have this weird-ass face to them.
The same face.
Brass monkey.
That funky monkey.
Very likely.
Brass monkey funky.
That funky monkey.
We'll get out of here, folks.
Okay, let's go ahead and get the hell out of here.
All right, now, I know everybody wants me to go ahead and partake in internet tomfoolery as it relates to the date line.
So let's go ahead and do that now.
Okay, let me set up the date line here.
As a matter of fact, I think I'm able to set this up without having to go and take some kind of a break.
So let me go ahead and see what I'm doing here.
And please forgive me, folks.
You know, we're doing this without the engineer.
The engineer is off tonight, so don't be upset that yours truly is having to do double duty up in here.
Press Four To Hear Last Message00:15:37
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Before I get to some.
You know, I got to get into the mood.
I got to get into a fucking zone, okay?
So how exactly do you all want me to act when I call this date line?
People are saying that they want me to act like a Mexican.
I don't know if that's going to be very favorable to women.
I'm telling you.
I'm not trying to say anything bad about my Hispandex brethren, but I'm telling you, I don't think that women are going to be like, hey, well, let me go ahead and talk to this mother.
No, no, man.
You know, I think that what I should do is, you know, call like an old man that I'm rich, you know, allude that I've got a little bit of money, that I'm looking for somebody to come over, etc.
That's when we had our best calls.
When we had our best calls, that's when I acted like that.
That's when, you know, you know what I'm saying?
So let's just go that route, all right?
Act like sardine.
Well, no, dude, that's going to be stupid.
No, I want to, I'm going to be an old rich coomer.
All right.
How about that?
How about a little bit of that?
All right, let's go ahead and call this shit here.
Okay.
Let's call it now.
Okay.
Hold on.
Let's do this.
What's the number of this son of a bitch?
Please excuse me, folks.
Here it is.
Here you go.
All right.
Hold on just a second.
Here we go.
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I'm a middle-aged man from San Antonio, Texas.
Very independent.
Just looking for a woman that is in the San Antonio area that could potentially want to visit.
I live in a very affluent area, have this beautiful home all to myself.
Pool, jacuzzi in the back, heated pool.
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A middle-aged man here in the San Antonio, Texas area.
Looking for ladies, very open-minded.
I'm open to any age, over 21 years of age.
Definitely open to any race.
Just want somebody that appreciates a man's company, who appreciates a gentleman.
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Like to travel.
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Definitely open to any race.
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My family's malice.
I'm a white female.
There's an ultrasound.
If they're five foot eight, 231 pounds.
Very athletic.
Big breast.
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I'm just online looking so flat and Hispanic or Mexican males.
That's a man, baby.
I am young and sexy.
I'm 19 years old.
Do I have my younger sister with me?
We're just doing a road trip cross-country together.
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Hi there, guys.
My name is Connie.
I am Hispanic from Victoria, Texas.
I'm on the line just because I'm bored and I just got home.
And I want to meet a new friend, someone I can chat with, have a decent conversation.
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I love the way you presented yourself in that little greeting that you just put.
I'm definitely looking for a friend, but I want something deeper, like a deeper relationship.
I'm in San Antonio, Texas.
I know that you're in Victoria, Texas.
But if we can establish a deep relationship, I would have no problem having you guys, or you guys, I'm assuming you have kids because you're a Mexican, having you guys come and visit me, etc.
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Hey, dude, be very careful of that.
Waving around plane tickets.
You're going to get a lot of scammers hitting you.
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Well, I do appreciate your concern.
Why didn't you just kind of give me your description?
Who you are?
I mean, I appreciate your concern, but I mean, if you're going to, you know, give me some concern, why don't you give me those measurements?
I mean, are you a J-cupper?
I mean, you know, do you have a big fat ass?
Do you have a tight puss?
Did you have re-virgination surgery?
Things of that nature.
You know what I'm saying?
What do you like?
Are you kinky?
Things of that nature.
So just get back to me, and I appreciate your concern.
I have no problem having a woman that's going to satisfy my desires in more ways than one, buying them a plane ticket to service King Ding-a-Ling over here.
So I appreciate it.
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Well, I do appreciate your concern.
Why didn't you just kind of give me your description?
Who you are?
I mean, I appreciate your concern, but I mean, if you're going to, you know, give me some concern, why don't you give me those measurements?
I mean, are you a J-Cupper?
I mean, we get it.
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Hey, baby.
I'm here in San Marcus.
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Hey, what's up, baby?
I'm not too far away from San Marcus.
I'm in the San Antonio area looking to get into something dirty.
And just by hearing the sounds of your voice, you sound like you've taken a few.
So I'm sure you're a pretty dirty, filthy slut.
So if that sounds like something you're interested in, I'd be more than happy to talk to you a little bit dirty.
And then maybe we can meet up and I can give you the fucking high hard one.
And I'd like to show you.
I've got a 15 and a half.
I know it's very hard to believe, but it's at least nine inches half cocked.
And then when I slap on the head and it gets really hard, 15 and a half inches.
So I would be more than happy to show you.
I would have you in complete and utter orgasmic pleasure.
I would take you to Space Mountain.
You would never want to come down again, baby.
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Kater, just because I'm a Mexican doesn't mean I gotta travel a kid, baby.
My daughters are ground.
They live in San Antonio.
And one of them has kids of her own.
And I'm in San Antonio two weeks out of the month and two weeks in Victoria.
So right now it's my two weeks in Victoria.
So what are you, a white man or a black man?
And how many kids do you have?
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Hey, look, sweetheart, I didn't mean to offend you in any capacity, but I'm just going by the statistical data that the majority of women that are Latin or Latina and they're over the age of 25, the rate of them having children is like 99%.
And I'm glad you validated that you do have a daughter and she has a daughter.
So you're a grandma and I really admire that.
I'm a white man, okay?
And all I'm doing is trying to, you know, tell you that I'm open to intermixing our races.
You know what I'm saying?
I would like to, you know, give you some of my white cream and that hot tamale ass that you probably have.
I mean, you know, you already had a daughter and your daughter is already knocked up with a kid.
So you probably have yourself a decent amount of measurements there.
So I would definitely like to talk a little bit more about that.
You sound like a seasoned woman, honey.
And I want to tell you that I'm a seasoned man.
And I'll show you what Space Mountain looks like because it doesn't sound like a man has been able to take you there thus far.
But if you're really serious and you're in San Antonio, I'll show you a real man, baby.
I'll show you a real man.
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What the fuck?
She didn't even.
What the fuck?
What a cocktail!
What a cock teasing bitch!
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Fucking cock teasing slut has sent you this message.
Hold on, what is this?
Hey, how are you?
I'm black.
I'm brownstein.
Here's a primary.
I'm 5'8, 195.
I do have kids.
I'm 42.
I'm a registered nurse.
I'm on my grown woman's stuff.
I'm very educated.
I can get spicy at times.
I live in California.
I'm coming from California.
California?
But I am coming to Texas next month to visit.
But I'm just looking for someone that's, you know, a gentleman, don't have time to play games.
We all have laws.
You know, I just want someone that keeps it real.
I hope you find what you're looking for and have a wonderful day.
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She's a nice woman.
Let's give her a nice.
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Well, I appreciate the very kind message.
And I'm not about games in any capacity.
I'm a man that knows what he wants, is driven.
I'm a financially independent man.
And, you know, I just would like to enjoy that with somebody.
And like I said, I'm very open-minded.
Just want somebody to love.
You know, isn't that what the Beatles song goes?
You know, I just want someone to love.
So if that's you, please get back.
You know, I know you're in California, but maybe when you come to Texas, maybe we can meet up and maybe I can sing to you and I can say, I just need someone to love.
Or, you know what, if you're not a Beatles fan, I can do Morrissey.
You know, I am human and I need to be loved just like everybody else does.
Anyway, I'd like to sing to you.
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Well, I appreciate the very kind message.
And I'm not about games in any capacity.
I'm a man that knows what he wants, is driven.
I'm a financially independent man.
And, you know, I just would like to enjoy that with somebody.
And like I said, I'm very open-minded.
Just want somebody to love.
You know, isn't that what the Beatle song goes?
You know, I just want someone to love.
So if that's you, please get back.
I know you're in California, but maybe when you come to Texas, maybe we can meet up and maybe I can sing to you and I can say, I just need someone to love.
Or, you know, if you're not a Beatles fan, I can do Morrissey.
I am you, man, and I need to be loved just like everybody else does.
Anyway, I'd like to sing to you.
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What is this?
In your greeting, you lie.
You call yourself a gentleman.
You're not a gentleman.
You're just another suck wad.
Why?
And you know what?
Why?
Someone takes you for a ride.
Have a good day.
What the hell?
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Look, Dullface, I don't know where we got off on the wrong foot here, but I mean, I'd like to say whatever it is that I said that made you uncomfortable or made you upset.
I'm sorry.
All right.
I'm just trying to let you know that, you know, I've got a 15 and a half.
And if you wanted to see a picture of it, I would be more than happy to send it to you.
And if you're in San Antonio, I mean, I would just start ramming you like straight jackhammer ass so hard that'll jiggle your uterus right out of your shit funnel because I'm just so deep into your pinocha.
No offense, I know Spanish too.
See I blow Españor if you think that I'm some kind of a racist man or something.
But either way, you know, please, let's get back on the right foot, okay?
What are your measurements?
I know you're a Latina, so you probably eat a lot of bean and cheese tacos.
So you probably got a nice fat ass.
So give me the measurements of the ass.
Give me the measurements of the breast.
And let me know if you're one of these Latinas that dye your hair like brown and orange or something.
You know, those Latinas that do the brown and orange.
You know, if you're one of those, you know, get back.
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Okay, I would actually appreciate it if somebody would take the time to hear all of my greeting before sending me a message.
About me, I'm a single female in my 20s calling from the San Antonio area.
Oh.
Single mom, live alone.
College students, work.
And I mean, I pretty much do everything on my own.
Pretty much been independent since the age of 18.
I don't do drugs.
I don't drink.
I absolutely do nothing.
I do have fun, but it's just pure innocent fun, I guess you could say.
I don't do the club scene and I don't go to bars that, you know, look sketchy or anything like that.
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Look, honey, the only reason I lift you a message is because I think that you're missing out in life.
You know, I'm a middle-aged man.
I live in San Antonio.
I'm a very affluent man.
I'm an independent businessman, financially independent.
And I think what you need is you need a new lease on life.
I think that you've been so burdened on probably having to fend for yourself and support yourself and things of that capacity.
You said you're a single mom.
You need to go out and have some fun.
All right.
Let me take you out and have some fun.
Let me take you out and get you a drink.
All right.
There's nothing like having a decent drink, letting loose.
All right.
Going out and partaking in a social event, etc.
Okay.
And by the way, I can tell by the sexual frustration in your voice, you definitely need somebody to put a curl in your spine and a tear in your eye.
And I think that I'm the mature man that can do that.
Do you understand?
And don't look, I know that you're probably thinking right now, oh my God, you know, don't be a prude, baby.
Don't be a prude.
Okay.
I'm a mature man.
I'll be more than happy to pay for anything.
If you know, if you want, you know, a badass hotel room or if you want me to buy your kid a fucking power wheel, I'll be able to do it.
Don't worry about it.
Just let me take care of you.
You take care of me.
And I will take you to Space Mountain and you'll never want to come down again, baby.
Okay.
I'm in the San Antonio area.
I live in the rich side of town, by the way.
And by the way, I have a driver.
His name is Paco.
I'd be more than happy to send my goddamn Lincoln Continental limo that I've got parked right in front of my driveway to send for you so you can come in and come to my place.
I live in the Dominion, mind you.
Okay.
I don't know if you know where that's located.
I've got a beautiful place.
Okay.
I've got a pool in the back.
I've got a jacuzzi.
I even got a casita.
Okay.
I even got a casita in the back that if you, you know, want to come and you know, maybe bring the kid and you want to, you know, kind of spend some time in there, you know, let's let's let's do something.
All right.
All right.
Don't be such a prude.
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Hey, how are you doing, Brinkley?
Listen to me leaving your message.
I appreciate it.
My love can be home.
And yes, maybe they can, you know, get together and meet up when I come out there.
It's up to you if you want to exchange emails or phone numbers.
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Yes, I'd be more than happy to love to exchange some emails or some social media.
Let me know what you want.
Let me know what platform you're on.
And I'd be more than happy to, you know, drop my social media for you or your email.
Hold the pickle at hotmail.com is my email, by the way.
But anyway, get back.
I mean, maybe you want to see my Instagram or something.
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Looking at you at a big dish black mail in the North Dallas area.
What?
Must be open.
Must have a big chapter dig looking at the middle of the dick.
Make somebody ask a good club.
Hit me up.
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I'm very interested.
You said you like to lick ass.
So, if I was to go over there and you slob on my knob a little bit and you want to maybe take a lick of my shit funnel, do I have to do an anal douche?
Do you want me to clean with like baby wipes?
Or are you cool with me like eating a bowl of Wolfbrand chili, going to the bathroom and just wiping until there's no more autograph, and then you'll go down and give me a toss salad?
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I'm very interested.
You said you like to lick ass.
So if I was to go over there and, you know, you slob on my knob a little bit, you want to, you know, maybe take a lick of my shit funnel.
Do I have to do an anal douche?
Do you want me to clean with like baby wipes?
Or are you cool with me like eating a bowl of Wolf Brand chili, going to the bathroom and just wipe it until there's no more autograph?
And then you'll go down and, you know, give me a toss salad.
All right.
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You're a white guy.
You have a limp dick that may be the length of my thumb.
And you suffer from ED, obviously.
What the fuck?
And you're obviously a narcissist.
So you know what?
Go fuck yourself.
And you're penocha.
God bless with this color.
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Look, I'm telling you, I'm a cultured man, okay?
Miablo Espanor, all right?
Duquetis, Chuplami Wevo, Comicho Riso.
Du Enfiendo, Puta.
I mean, you understand?
I understand Hispandex talk, and I'm just trying to tell you that I'm a cultured man.
And, you know, I know that you have children, and, you know, that was, you know, pretty much called because statistically, like I said, you know, Hispandex women that are over the age of 25 have kids 99.9% of the time.
But look, aside from that, I want to get to know you.
I mean, you're sitting over here just kind of, you know, batting me away like I'm a bad taco or something.
I'm a good taco.
I'm not a bean and cheese taco.
I'm a fajita taco, okay?
I'm a beef fajita taco.
I'm a beef fajita taco that'll leave your stomach full for Christ's sake.
All right.
I'm a beef fajita taco that's on the verge of a big burrito.
So listen, I know that you're upset.
I don't know why you're upset.
I don't know if I make you think of Donald Trump.
I don't know.
You minorities are always so upset about Donald Trump.
I don't know what it is, but stop being racist because I think that's what you're being.
You're being a complete bigot.
You're being a complete racist.
And I thought that that's not what we're supposed to be doing, especially if you're against Trump.
Okay?
So if you're against Trump, take my hand, you hot tamale whorebag, and stop being such a prude.
Stop thinking that you're on some pedestal.
You're a fucking grandma for Christ's sake.
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Calling out of the heart attack.
39 years old, 5'2.
Weigh 144.
Light skin, dark brown hair and eyes.
Just looking to meet someone.
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Okay, thank you.
And my email is.
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Oh, don't say it.
At the end, no, don't say it again.
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At gmail.com.
It's all lowercase.
Oh, Jesus Christ, we get it.
We get it.
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She's spelling it out.
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All right, you broad.
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At gmail.com.
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And self-made at 2015.
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Jesus Christ.
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Well, thank you very much.
I'm definitely going to, you know, get a hold of you there.
Once again, I'm holdthepickle at hotmail.com.
You know, you're a very nice lady.
You know, you sound like a very nice, compassionate lady, and I definitely want to compliment you for that.
So, you know, don't ever eliminate that very nice spirit that you just kind of possess so naturally.
Thank you.
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I want to control that old lady.
Hi, my name is Celine.
I'm calling from the area in the southeast.
I was forcing.
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Hey, what's going on?
My name is Buck, and I like to fuck.
And you sound like a Latina, so you probably already had a few because if you're over the age of 25, you probably already have a few children.
So let's stop bullshitting around.
Come on over here.
Let me show you what orgasmic heaven looks like.
And let's stop.
Let's stop fucking around.
Okay.
I'm tired of these women out here that are sitting here being a bunch of Me Too prudes, okay?
All right, just open up.
Let me go in there.
Let me ejaculate.
And by the way, make you go into orgasmic pleasure.
You sound like a goddamn Latina that's probably open to a fucking fivesome.
So just get back.
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Hey, Atanna.
I sent you this message.
Look, I think you're being misled and you're a little confused because you don't know me personally.
And just because you're listening to my voice really says nothing.
It doesn't tell you anything about my situation or what you think of my situation.
This is the bitch with a kid.
I think you're being misled.
You know, good for you.
I think you said you're 58.
You're financially stable.
Awesome.
Well, I am 26.
Yes, I may be a single mom, but just so you know, for your FYI, I am also financially stable.
I am not on welfare.
I have my own vehicle and my own place.
And I do go out, but I'm sorry, hole-in-the-wall clubs and bars are not my thing.
If I do go to a bar, or I should say a social place to drink that is decent, it's going to be somewhere very nice.
And there are many things in life that I do enjoy.
But to me, really just enjoying anything is just keeping busy.
All right, let me go.
You're wasting time.
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Look, I didn't mean to, you know, offend you.
I'm just trying to say that maybe you just need to take some risks in life, you know?
I mean, life's too short to be, you know, kind of confining yourself to life's pleasures.
You know what I mean?
I mean, especially to pleasure's little treasure, if you understand what I'm saying.
And I just think that, you know, maybe you're shortchanging.
Excuse me.
I just burped for fuck's sake.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Just one at any time to send it with priority.
Record after the tone.
All right.
Any key when you're done.
All right.
Hey, look, I didn't offend you.
I didn't mean to offend you.
And my apologies.
I'm very glad that you are independent.
You're not on welfare.
I think that's a big, big plus.
I think that's an accomplishment.
All right.
But I'm just saying you're just not getting the full view, the full panoramic view of life.
I think that you're confining yourself.
And I think that you just need to take some chances, you know?
Remember, you know, life has pleasure's little treasure.
And I think that you just got to just, you know, go out and, you know, see a few things, you know, maybe get a little loose on some of that gray goose, you know?
I'm just saying, honey, you know what I mean?
And, you know, I'm an affluent man.
I'd be more than happy to take you.
Not of these hole-in-the-wall clubs and bars.
I'm talking about some of these, you know, badass places in this town where it can make you feel, feel like a woman.
That's what I think that you need to do.
You need somebody to make you feel like a woman.
And if you're interested, I'll be more than happy to show you what a real woman is supposed to be treated like.
Get back.
Coomer Shit Out Of Here00:14:55
oh shit I fucking I just accidentally ended the fucking Jesus fucking Christ I accidentally ended the goddamn call.
For fuck's sake, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
Hold on just a second.
All right, before we call it back, all right, and fuck you with the boomer tech asshole.
Before we do that, I have a fucking what is this?
Lucifer who asked me to raid a stream here.
So let's see what Blucifer.
Let's see if he has a stream, okay?
So we can raid it here.
What is this?
Put the PC shout on this.
What is this?
Underfed kids, beating kids, molesting kids.
You fucking son of a bitch.
You fucking son of a bitch, Lucifer, man.
I thought you had a stream to raid.
I thought you had a fucking stream to raid, you dickhead.
Molested kids, lost kids, crying kids.
Jesus Christ.
Homeless kids.
Hit and run kids.
Broken arm kids.
Broken leg kids.
Underfed kids, beating kids, molesting.
Shut this shit up.
Homeless kids.
Hit and run kids.
This is so stupid, man.
Broken head kids, sick kids, dying kids, dead kids.
What the fuck?
What is your fixation on this bullshit?
Trying kids, homeless kids, hit and run kids.
All right, turn this shit off.
Turn this shit off.
All right, look.
Look, it's already two in the morning here.
We've been broadcasting for almost five hours.
I broadcasted for six hours last night.
I'm a little tired, dude.
Okay, I'm a little tired.
Now, don't say I'm not a machine or any of that other bullshit, okay?
Don't, don't.
I don't want to hear that.
Oh, not a machine.
Not a machine.
Jesus Christ, man.
All right.
Anyway, let's go ahead, I guess, and fuck you.
Look, if you idiots talk shit to me in the chat room, I'll leave without doing shit.
Okay?
I'm warning you right now.
You idiots in the chat room, talk shit to me.
I will leave, and you people can just sit there with your pricks in your hands, all right?
I have wasted a whole entire weekend broadcasting to you people, okay?
I've wasted a whole goddamn fucking week.
Look at this.
Look at these people, dude.
Look at this fucking shit, man.
Look at these fucking people, man.
Jesus Christ.
Look at empty threats.
Do it, bitch.
Dude, please don't tempt me.
Look, I'm not in the mood to be tempted, dude.
I know you fucking trolls.
You like to shit talk.
And like, yeah, do it.
Do it, bitch.
Yeah.
Empty threats.
I'm serious.
Do not fucking do this.
All right.
Do not do this for Christ's sake.
I am not in the fucking mood for this crap.
I am not.
I am sincerely not in the mood.
So shut the fuck up.
And by the way, this whole fucking show is eating into my drinking time.
So let me go ahead.
And you know what time it is.
You know what time it is.
It's time for more beer.
I mean, that's what I'd like to be doing.
I'd like to be drinking fucking beer at a damn bar.
What is this?
What is this?
Oh, my God.
Hey, ghost.
How about those Astros?
I want to give a shout out to a fellow Houstonian, the pet Mexican.
The pet Mexican.
UT will steal the University of Houston coaches, but refuse to play us.
Pussies.
Don't, don't shit talk, UT, you son of a bitch.
All right.
And look, people are saying, look, ghosts, these trolls don't deserve anything.
Go relax.
You know what?
I think you're right, Olive Yakslov.
Seriously, man, because these fucking people, they just think that I'm just going to keep coming back over here for Christ's sake, man.
I'm spoiling these sons of bitches.
That's what I think.
I think I'm spoiling these sons of bitches for fuck's sake.
I mean, seriously, man, I just did a six-hour show yesterday.
All right?
And here I am, five-hour show today.
Son of a bitch.
And I haven't even taken a break.
You know that?
I haven't even taken a break on this motherfucker.
All right.
And look, yeah, look at it.
And the show, ghost.
Just enjoy your downtime.
All right, look at this.
There you go.
Now, for him, shout-outs.
You better do what we tell you, ghosts.
Forum shout-outs.
Hey, hey, and do radio graffiti.
You better do it or a troll war.
You better do it or a troll war.
Jesus Christ.
Threatening me with a troll war is literally piss.
You do that shit.
I'm going to end the fucking garbage.
I'm tired of you idiots talking that shit.
Troll war.
You don't want a troll war is until it hits you upside your fucking ass.
Huh?
You know, yeah, you don't know what a troll war is until it hits your goddamn fat jelly ass.
Son of a bitch.
So don't you, don't you even go there.
All right, who do we got here?
All right, let's do some forum shout outs.
I guess I guess, all right.
And for you folks that are unfamiliar, here it is.
Go to ghost.report.
All right.
And if you haven't done so, enter the forums.
Take a look.
We got 642 users.
All right.
So if you want to be a part of the forum shoutouts, you've got to do so.
And the way to get there, all right, go to ghost.report, type that in your browser up here, and go to ghost forums, ghost forum.
And here's the topic: the Saturday Night Troll Show, as you can see.
And here it is: Saturday Night Troll Show shoutouts 10, 19, 19.
And this is where it's at right here.
And we're going to go backwards.
All right.
We're going backwards this time.
All right.
We're going backwards.
Here it is.
John F210, Sup Ghost.
Ghost sponsor Can's abuser GX.
And what the hell is this?
Sunburst Unicorn Islamic Prayers.
Is that a GOAT?
Jesus Christ.
We've got Mr. Person.
Check this out.
What the hell is this?
Corsair I-160 handguns.
You fucking assholes.
All right.
Go shove it up your ass with the jukebox and all that crap.
Look at this crap.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
We've got Coomer's first boomers next.
Hey, ghosts, found a picture of a commission someone did for you several years ago.
Proof of you being a furry.
Fuck you, asshole.
All right.
I wouldn't.
You guys are fucking sick, man.
Bonzi Buddy, greeting handbone.
I found a good product for you.
This way, people can stop making fun of your 15 and a half inch nanometer micro penis.
What is this?
Wait a minute.
This, are you fucking kidding me?
Are you?
This is a fucking holster for your gun that'll make it look like you've got this fucking.
Are you fucking shitting me?
Oh my God.
All right.
Let's go.
Let's go back.
All right.
What is this?
We've got Israeli Awesome Part 23.
I don't know what the hell this is.
I have no idea what the hell this is.
Some Pepe stuff.
And all right, we already saw it.
All right, Israeli's awesome.
He's spamming.
Let's ban this idiot.
All right, hold on.
Let me bam this moron here.
All right.
Fucking piece of shit.
All right.
Ban.
All right.
Ban the fucking user.
Get him out of here.
All right.
You fucking spamming piece of shit.
All right.
Anyway, who else do we got here?
We got Spermi the Butt.
Ah, dude.
Oh my God.
Spermi the fucking butt hamster, you piece of shit.
Hey, look at this.
This fucking.
Look at this.
Look at this fucking asshole.
All right.
He just ruined forum shout outs.
Whoever the fuck this guy is, he just fucking ruined forum shout outs for you assholes.
You see what I'm saying, man?
I mean, I provide shit for you people so that you can interact with the show.
You know what I mean?
So you can interact with the fucking show.
And this is the kind of shit you people do, man.
All right.
Fuck you in the chat room that are laughing.
You think it's funny?
Huh?
You think it's fucking hilarious, don't you?
Yeah, fuck you.
I'm out of here.
Go fuck yourselves.
All right.
All the time.
All the effort.
All the energy that I do for you fucking people.
You swine.
It's 2:15 in the morning for Christ's sake.
And you fucking people don't give a shit.
You think it's a big fucking troll?
Huh?
You fucking pieces of shit.
I'm out of here.
Fuck you.
Fuck you in the chat.
Shut the fuck up.
You don't win shit.
Fuck you.
I'm out of here.
And the reason I'm out of here is because of you, fucking troll.
Fuck you.
Don't tell me what to do.
Don't tell me what the fuck to do!
You fucking piece of shit!
Don't tell me what to do!
Nobody!
And I mean nobody tells me what the fuck to do!
Man, fuck off!
Get me out of here!
Fuck all of you people, alright?
I hope you all get cancer of the fucking prolapse anus, you piece of shit.
How dare you treat me like this?
How fucking dare you?
What is this?
Oh my god!
Take a shot with me.
I am drowning he.
You're drowning?
Well, listen to this fucking show, alright?
All right, I'll take a fucking shot.
I'll fucking end it.
I'll end it on fucking.
Fuck you in the chat, all of you pieces of garbage, man.
You'll be lucky if I come back on Monday, dude.
I should take a fucking long-ass break.
All right?
Where's the fucking scotch?
Give me a scotch.
Give me a Kragenmoor, all right?
I'm finishing the Kragenmoor up in here.
And what is this?
Huh?
Can't handle the means.
Very left of you.
Can't handle the memes?
You fucking ungrateful dickheads.
You're fucking spamming, man.
You're fucking spamming.
It pisses me off.
Fucking dickheads.
All right.
And look at these assholes laughing.
Look at them.
Look at these fucking dickheads fucking laughing.
Look at these dickheads laughing.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Look at this asshole.
Two bucks.
End the show.
Look at this.
End the show.
Oh, you fucking son of a bitch.
You son of a bitch.
Yeah, you know, I should have.
Anyway, this is for And 21.
He wanted me to shoot a shot.
Here it is.
Cheers, baby.
Fucking pieces of garbage, man.
All right, let's move on.
We got one fucking $186 bucker.
Don't donate anymore.
I'm ending the show after this.
So you fucking idiots, don't donate anymore.
I'm tired of you people.
Coomer Express requested this for an $18.66 bucker.
What the fuck is this?
What is this?
Some idiot named Coomer Express.
What is this?
What the fuck?
What am I?
Oh my God.
What's up with this fucking Coomer?
What is up with this fixation of this Coomer?
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
LOOK AT THIS COOMER!
Oh, no.
Oh my God.
Look at this Coomer 9,420 reviews.
9,420 reviews for the Coomer.
Oh, my God.
One more raid.
Ah, bullshit.
You fucking mean magic.
You're not fucking raiding it.
You're fucking, you're trying to, ah, Jesus Christ, man.
Ghost, you like gorillas?
No, but I think your mom does.
All right.
Look at this.
Let's fucking Coomer.
9,420 reviews for pornography.
For pornography.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Get this Coomer shit out of here for Christ's sake.
All right.
All right, let's get to.
What is this?
This is ST Mike the Meme Genie talking about how I like gorillas.
And I'll get to the meme magician so-called raid in a second.
But here it is.
Let's go ahead.
ST Mike the Meme Genie.
What is this?
What the hell?
Of course, of course, we have to wait.
Okay, we have to wait for some goddamn commercial.
I can't believe you guys are doing this shit to me, man.
I'm telling you, man.
After all the fucking shit I've done, man, for you, you fucking pieces of crap.
Play this.
This is ST What?
Dan the Oracle.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Here we go with Dan the Oracle now.
Dude, look, stop donating.
Seriously, dude.
Stop donating.
Bitch, I'm sick and tired of looking at you.
All right.
Anyway, look, this is meme magician who said one more raid and he only did a five bucker.
This better be a goddamn real life stream.
That's all I'm saying.
This better be an in-real life stream.
That's all I'm fucking.
You fucking dicks.
You see, this is why I'm fucking ending the show so early.
And fuck you and your shout outs.
Fuck you and your goddamn radio graffiti.
It's this shit right here.
This is why I'm ending this shit.
Fucking dickheads.
It's not funny.
Shut up in the fucking chat room, man!
Oh, crap.
It's not fucking funny, dude.
White Nationalist Camps Example00:10:19
It's not.
I'm not even kidding.
It's not fucking funny.
So shut up.
Jesus Christ.
Take this shit out of here.
It's only a five bucker for Christ's sake, you fucking stupid ass crack.
All right, hold on.
Hey, hey, wait a minute.
Hold on.
Hey, Danny Oracle, calm down.
Oh, my God.
Calm down, asshole.
I want to leave the broadcast.
Stop fucking donating, man.
I'm already about to play one of your goddamn videos for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Now, what the hell is this?
What the hell are you telling me?
What fuck video is this?
And how come it's not playing?
How come?
What separates the mice from the man?
All right, all right.
Let's put it back here.
Let's put it back.
All right, put the PC shut on.
This was requested by fucking Dan the Oracle.
So what the hell is this?
Now, what separates the mice from the man is figuring out that our entire country is about to be over if we don't stop immigration.
Absolute stop.
Otherwise, all of your congressmen are going to be Ilhan Omar.
What are people thinking?
And it's not.
Well, I mean, she's not far off, but I don't think that she stands for a set base of political principles, to be honest with you.
What do you mean?
In other words, you're making it.
This is the same bitch that is out here fucking dynamite.
What I mean is the country is ruined one way or another.
I mean, we are close to the end, and I'm just watching, you know, the entire, not the entire conservative movement, but an awful lot of the conservative movement and an awful lot of the Christian conservatives fiddling while Rome burns and refusing to pay attention to what matters because you're about to lose everything.
Oh, yeah, great.
Let's say we get one more Supreme Court appointment.
And the point I am driving at is that will be worth so much spit if we don't change demographics.
You know, you know what, and Culture, I would almost take you seriously.
And look, I have nothing against anybody who happens to love whoever they want to love, but the gays and the lesbians, they like to, you know, over-abuse what love is.
They equate love with sexual interaction.
I'm talking about love with coupling and shit.
But this bitch is trying to act like she's some kind of a white nationalist.
And you know, look, dude, here, look, let me show you.
And I'll play the rest of this, Dan.
Hold on.
I've just got to show you this, okay?
I've got to show you this for Christ's sake because you people just don't understand.
I think you people need to fucking look, look at it, put the images on.
This is who she's fucking, okay?
I'm just saying.
This is who she's fucking.
I'm just saying, okay?
This bitch is trying to act like she's, you know, some white nationalist fucking angel.
And I mean, I'm not trying to say anything bad about this.
I'm just trying to say, and Coulter, I know that, you know, you're trying to be a boisterous, I guess, voice against immigration and this and that.
What is up with this?
What is up with dating dynomite?
I'm just saying, dude, all right?
I don't mean to rein on your parade, Dan, but this is a horrible person to use as a white nationalist example.
Just saying.
It could be the next election.
It could be 2020, where Republicans will never ever win another presidential election.
State, Texas will, Texas probably not right away.
Yeah, you better not.
Hold on, wait a minute.
Somebody donated again?
Howdy there, ghost.
Well, it's a Saturday night.
Hey, it's Johnny Bennett.
Don't let it go.
It is Johnny Bennett.
Here, check out one of my hits.
Thank you, man.
I appreciate it, man.
I wonder if that's the real Johnny Bennett, by the way.
All right, let's listen to the rest of this.
North Carolina, Georgia, Florida, and Texas, among others, are on the brink, are about to flip where we never elect a Republican.
No Republican senators, no Republican presidents.
At that point, they just packed the court.
You win nothing.
You lose everything.
And Ralph Reed is talking about Israel?
Are you kidding me?
I mean, wait a minute.
So what if somebody's talking about Israel?
What the hell?
You see what I'm saying?
This is a bad example, Dan.
Bad example.
Bad example of white nationalism when you got this bitch banging dyno might over here, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, let's move on.
Dan the Oracle, once again, he requested a back-to-backer.
So here it is, Dan the Oracle.
Here's another $18.66 bucker up in here.
And by the way, I want to let everybody know that, you know, no more donations.
I just want to get through these.
It's almost three in the morning.
I had a six-hour show yesterday.
This is going on six hours today.
I really don't want to continue on.
So please fucking stop.
Seriously.
Please fucking stop.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is, Dan the Oracle.
What the fuck is this?
Turn this shit down.
Hello, I'm Monica Schaefer.
I was born and raised in Canada, first-generation Canadian citizen of German heritage.
That's great.
My parents both came from Germany.
They immigrated to Canada in 1951 and 52.
Okay.
Can we get to the point there, ladies?
There was a bit of a disconnect between what I experienced in the home life and what I felt outside the home.
I love the rich German traditions and culture that I grew up with.
And yet, I felt ashamed of my German-ness when I was at school or outside with my friends.
Well, that's canon.
I've been quickly to hide my heritage.
I mean, that's canon.
And not only that, is this Greta Thunberg in the future?
And on day two, you forgot to take off your apron, ha ha ha, as they were running away.
Or, Heil Hitler, ha ha, again, taunting me.
I didn't exactly know the meaning of that, but I knew it was not friendly.
They were being cruel.
That was very clear to me.
I'm reminded just now of the plight of the indigenous peoples of North America.
They were also made to be ashamed of their culture.
I would like to share with you now a deep regret that I have for something which I would like to.
I know, get to the point, lady, but cannot.
Jesus.
Because they are no longer alive.
Many years ago, I was afraid of the city.
Hold on, hold on, I'm going to pause here.
Hold on, pause it here.
What is this?
Someone that brings up the Democrats stacking the voter deck and you scream white nationalist.
Texas is going blue and you're top your ass to notice.
Dude, Texas is not going blue, okay?
I mean, the Beto O'Rourke Ted Cruz Senate race should show you that.
Okay?
Beto O'Rourke spent over $100 million trying to put his fucking name everywhere, trying to put it on TV.
He spent $100 million trying to defeat Ella!
All right?
And didn't even come close.
So shut the fuck up.
Texas ain't doing shit.
All right, I'm only going to play a couple more fucking seconds of this.
This is getting boring, Dan.
Play the shit.
I had been thoroughly indoctrinated, as we all were.
The stories seemed to be all around us, in school, in television, in the very air.
And the evilness of Adolf Hitler was as deep and diabolic as imaginable.
I said to her, to my mother, why didn't you, your friends, your folks?
Get to the fucking point, lady!
You do something to stop these bad things from happening.
Stop Hitler and stop these death camps.
You should have done something.
You must have known.
I was really upset.
My reproach was bitter.
She listened.
She paused and very quietly and in a sad tone of voice, she said, we didn't know about any of that.
We just did not know.
We did not hear about anything like that.
Can this stupid dumb fucking cookster get to the fucking cocksucking path?
She did not know.
It is because these things did not happen.
It is only since the last couple of years, since about 2014, that I have begun to understand that this is the biggest and most pernicious and persistent lie in all of history.
Everything has been turned upside down on its head.
This looks like an old hag grinnathoonberg.
Nobody denies that.
I mean, give me a fucking break.
And yes, the prisoners were kept against their will.
Again, nobody denies that.
But these were work camps.
The prisoners of the camps were being kept as healthy and as well fed as was possible in those terrible war years.
They needed to be kept healthy.
How else could they perform the work?
It was war, and so the camps were basically armaments, factories.
And how much sense does it make, by the way, to have a hospital in a death camp?
There were no gas chambers there.
The only gas that was used was to get rid of the lice.
Lice carried typhus, and typhus was a deadly and rampant disease.
So they had to delose the clothing to keep the people healthy.
Now, why would they do that if the goal was to just exterminate the Jews?
All right.
I can't believe it.
All right.
We get it.
All right.
Johnny Bennett Death Camp Logic00:09:00
Look, I've done four minutes of this shit, okay?
You only paid 19 bucks, Dan.
Here, look, here, a couple more seconds of this coochie.
As I now like to call it, in a nutshell, there is so much more to learn about this.
And this is all readily available now in 2016, thanks to the digital age, with or without the thought laws.
Back to my family.
All right, I don't give a shit about your fucking family.
Shut the fuck up, you stupid kooky bitch.
All right, I don't give a flying fuck about your goddamn family.
Jesus Christ.
And Billy F.U., what the hell did you just donate two bucks?
Ted only won by the top of his dick, and you know it.
What the hell are you talking about?
I don't even know what the hell you're fucking talking about, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to the next $18.66 bucker.
And listen, don't donate any fucking more, please.
I want to go.
I want the fuck to go.
I can't make that any more fucking obvious, any more blatant.
Anyway, let's get to Johnny Bennett.
Johnny Bennett, he requested this here, and he said, Howdy there, ghost.
Ghost Granny Review.
Fuck you, all right?
Fuck off.
Fuck off, man.
Anyway, Johnny Bennett said, Howdy there, ghost.
Well, it's Saturday night.
Time to kick back with a cold long-necked bottle and relax.
Don't let these trolls get you down here.
Check out one of my hits.
So let's check it out.
Let's see what Johnny Bennett's got for us here.
Here's a little bit of Johnny Bennett.
Here we go, baby.
Johnny Bennett in the house.
Here we go.
Look at that old Johnny Benny, baby.
Can't help my heart.
It's falling for you.
I tried to warn it, so what does it do?
Flies like an eagle.
What does everybody think about Johnny Bennett up in here?
A picture of perfection on a five-foot, four-inch frame.
Yee-haw!
And my boy, Johnny Bennett.
Hey, cheers to Johnny Bennett.
Oh, geez.
Who the fuck is donating?
Who the fuck is fucking dead?
It's just the amount of melanin in Our Skin Episode 61.
Dan, stop fucking donating.
Everybody out there, stop fucking donating.
Okay?
I want to end the show.
Fucking dickheads.
Play the rest of Johnny Bennett here.
It's out of control.
Thought I had a handle on it.
Now I've let go.
It's racing the wind.
Teasing the sea.
A little bit of Johnny Bennett, baby.
Trapped in the body.
I like Johnny Bennett, man.
Cheers to my boy Johnny Bennett.
Afraid to love again.
My heart left that cave, searching for the key.
To escape and brought your love to me.
Johnny Bennett, man.
Who's that, man?
Can't help my heart.
I no longer care Wherever it leads.
I'll soon be there.
A new beginning, Another starting donating for Christ's sake again, your kind of people, by Garbage Vermont, Edit.
Oh Jesus dude, all right look, fuck off, dude.
Seriously, I'm listening to Johnny Bennett.
Oh man, all right.
Thank you very much, Johnny Bennett.
I really appreciate it.
Man, we got fucking Dan The Oracle up in here.
And what the hell is this?
Today's special 12-hour Saturday night?
No no, fuck you with your fucking Saturday night.
12 bullshit, bullshit anyway.
Let's get to the next goddamn.
18 bucker 69 68, whatever the fuck 66, whatever the fuck.
It is all right.
Dan the Oracle once again requested this, saying, race is a social construct.
It's just the amount of melanin in our skin.
Episode 60, what the fuck does that mean?
What the hell are you talking about?
For Christ's sake, all right, hold on just a second, put the PC shut on.
This is this was.
I don't like this looks of this.
This has been requested by Dan the Oracle.
What is this?
What the hell is this?
What's this brother doing, dude?
Is there any sound?
There's not even any sound to this.
What is this brother doing?
It looks like he's putting nail polish remover on his body.
What is what is he doing?
Why would you even do this?
What the fuck is he trying to do?
Look at this.
Is that his whore?
Is that his dumb bitch?
Fucking recording this, like dad, is my man.
He put motherfucking nail polish remove all over his body.
He put nail polish remove all over his body.
No, he's gonna light on fire.
Are you shitting me?
What the fuck, why why?
You fucking idiot, you dumb fuck, you dumb, fucking shithead.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Oh my god, oh Jesus Christ, oh my god, you fucking gotta be kidding me, man.
Why the hell would you even donate that there?
Dan the Oracle, for fuck's sake, man.
Oh my god.
That was horrible.
Why would anybody do something like that?
Doesn't make any fucking sense.
I mean, seriously.
It doesn't even make any fucking sense.
Oh my God.
Anyway, Dan the Oracle requested that one.
And by the way, Dan the Oracle requested another one.
Dan the Oracle says, not your kind of people by garbage.
Whatever the hell that's supposed to mean.
I don't know.
This last fucking one of this black guy putting nail polish remover lighting on fire.
I don't know what the fuck that was supposed to prove.
Oh my God.
All right.
What is this?
Hold on.
What is this?
Another, once again, another video requested by Dan the Oracle.
This son of a bitch has got me.
It's 12.40 in the fucking morning, for Christ's sake.
I have wasted my weekends doing this shit.
Play Dan the Oracle's next video.
Play it.
Not your kind of people, garbage.
What is this?
Is this the band garbage?
It's 2.40 in the morning, not 12.40, you idiots.
I mean, what is this?
Is this a glimpse of the fucking Third Reich or something?
What is this?
Yeah, it is.
Okay, great.
Here's the parade of all these statues Hitler used to love to...
He used to love, like, fucking Aryan statues of naked men.
Anybody notice that?
Third Reich Aryan Statues Parade00:06:56
He would always parade these statues of naked men with little penises.
There he is!
There he is.
There's Jewish Hitler and the rest of his Jewish leadership.
Hitler's last name was Schekelgruber.
these are facts.
Hitler's last name is really supposed to be Shekelgruber.
These These are facts.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, where did that elephant come from?
We are much of people.
We are extraordinarily people.
All right, Dan.
I think we get the point, dude.
It's been going for about four minutes.
are they doing?
What the hell are they doing?
All right.
I think I've had about enough of this, dude.
Okay.
We get it, okay?
You know, Slogging, Schliegen, Schloggin, Volkswagen.
We get it.
All right.
Let's go ahead and turn this off.
Jesus fucking Christ.
All right, Dan, we get it.
All right.
But mind you, okay?
We've got Hitler's last name is supposed to be Shekel Gruber.
And by the way, even though you fucking asshole, man.
Tolerance is suicide patriot front by to our posterity.
I'm getting tired of this.
I mean, you know what I mean?
I'm getting tired of this shit, man.
I mean, what a fucking way to fuck up the damn Saturday Night Troll Show with this horse shit.
All right?
With this horse shit.
All right, here it is.
Dandy Oracle again.
Even though I want to go, it's 2:45 in the goddamn morning over here at the Saturday Night Troll Show studios.
I wish I could get the fuck out of here.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm telling you, I wish I could get the fuck out of here.
I'm not even joking around.
Look, I'm telling you guys, don't just don't fucking just don't even bother donating anymore, please.
Okay, please.
Jesus Christ.
All right, here's the next one by Dandy Oracle.
All right, here it is.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
Dandy Oracle requested this one again.
And what the hell is this supposed to be?
What the hell is this supposed to be?
What the hell is this supposed to be?
What the hell is this?
Is this...
I'm going to turn this around.
Is that Paul Joseph Watson?
This is supposed to be...
Wow, dude, now, now, look, I'm not approving of what this is here, but I do have to say it's very refreshing to see people stand up politically in this capacity, okay?
Anarchists Worst Garbage On Planet00:07:18
Because anarchists are the worst fucking pieces of garbage on the face of the planet, okay?
These people are just literally people that just want to spark chaos.
Because if these idiots were true anarchists, they would understand that the international relations of nation states is in a constant state of anarchy.
Okay?
I mean, that's what all the nation states are.
They're in a natural state of anarchy.
Dude, Dandy Orkle, come on.
Cited Soyboy reviews Star Wars.
Oh, God.
Anyway, I don't know who the other side is that are coming in and confronting these anarchists, but I think that this is something that we have to do with the moment of payment.
Oh, my God.
Just stop the video before we pay North Korea to nuke you.
Shut up, you idiot.
All right.
Anyway, once again, anarchists are pieces of crap.
Whoever the other side is, this is a great confrontation.
And this is what we need more of, if you want my opinion.
Our people, fear, my nation!
Oh, they're the real extremists.
Look at the anarchists.
They're the real extremists.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, all anarchists want to do is destroy.
That's all they give a shit about.
They don't understand the fundamentals of how to run a nation state.
If they did, they would realize that anarchism is not applicable.
You know, I hate to say that.
This is pretty fucking cool.
We've got America.
We got America.
We fail America.
anarchists are scared shitless because they're outnumbered
Tense moments caught on video in Denton as more than a dozen people gathered outside a business shouting reclaim America.
In response to a couple of incidents over the weekend, described by some as white supremacist activity, which was recorded on a second, I didn't hear any white supremac rhetoric coming out of those dudes, man.
I heard nothing but Americana.
And there's nothing wrong with fucking standing up for America, dude.
I thought what these fucking young people did.
I don't know where the hell this is.
Denton, I don't know where the hell it is, dude.
But whoever's organizing these pro-American motherfuckers, dude, cheers to you.
Spread across social media.
This happened on Saturday night outside the Rubber Gloves Rehearsal Studio.
The group was seen waving flags and shooting off flares.
A young woman who saw this all unfold asked that we not show her face.
She says the group was shouting messages of hate.
Reclaim America!
Why?
It's the boys.
I mean, are you kidding me?
Messages of hate?
We all heard it.
They just said, Reclaim America.
America, liberty, victory.
And this is in Denton, Texas.
There's no way.
This is in Texas.
Look at those shits.
CBS, Dallas, Fort Worth.
We need more of this shit, dude.
We need more fucking young people like this to be confronting masses of anarchists and Antifa just like this, dude.
Not even fucking joking.
Not even fucking joking.
What the hell is this?
GN Ghosty, ST Mike, Shekel Goblin, Shekel Goblin.
Yeah, fuck you, idiot, all right?
I'm telling you, this kind of almost brings a tear to my eye that young people are fucking doing this and confronting these fucking anti-American trash.
This brings almost a tear to my eye.
All right, you got me on this one, Dan.
You're not getting into anything, you know, and it's not gonna benefit the world anyway.
For someone to get attacked and for people to feel unsafe, that's just not okay.
I feel like it was a call to arms.
Denton police say they received one call about the people who were chanting, but when officers arrived, they were already gone.
Fucking awesome, dude.
Fucking awesome.
It's fucking awesome. Fucking awesome.
Dude, this is the kind of shit I'm talking about, and I've been talking about ever since I've done this broadcast.
We need young people to fucking raise up and take it amongst themselves.
Remember, you millennials, you like to say that, oh, nothing's happening to me, everything's this, and here you've got these young people taking it upon themselves and going out.
And I thought they did this completely appropriately.
They confronted the goddamn anarchists, they did civil disobedience to the point in which the anarchists were scared shitless.
And I want to be honest with you, man.
This is what I'm talking about.
Pro-Americana.
I love this shit.
Pro-Americana.
Sick Troll Faggy Commercial00:15:35
Fucking beautiful, dude.
I'm not even joking.
We need more young people like that.
I'm not even kidding around.
And I heard nothing of hate whatsoever.
I heard nothing of hate there.
All I heard was pro-American fucking rhetoric.
And I loved every minute of it, man.
Cheers to whoever the fuck did that, man.
I'm not even kidding.
Cheers to whoever the hell did that.
All right, let's go ahead and get to the next Danny Oracle video.
Okay.
I appreciated the last one, Dan the Oracle.
I'm telling you, those were just American kids that didn't want these dumbass anarchists to infringe on their constitutional protected rights of freedom of speech, freedom to organize, freedom to express themselves.
That was fucking great, dude.
I'm sorry.
That made my fucking night, dude.
That made my night.
Anyway, this next one was requested by Dan the Oracle once again.
Let's go ahead and play this.
Hey, everybody, welcome to a very special trailer reaction.
Here we go.
Oh, hold on.
You know what?
I'm going to go.
Hold on.
Before I play this, let me read what Dan the Oracle said.
He said, Excited soy boy review Star Wars.
Okay, here it is.
I had my speakers muted because of work I was doing.
Sorry about that.
I'm going to turn this puppy up.
Jesus Christ.
There we go.
What the hell is on his cheek?
Look at that.
It looks like he aids on his cheek.
Oh, dude.
Oh, my God.
Dan, dude, Dan.
Dan!
Dan, no!
Why?
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ.
Dan, why?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
This is fucked up, dude.
I want to be honest with you.
This is the New Zealand mosque shooting.
And, you know, unfortunately, I don't know why Danny Oracle has a hard-on for this.
But, you know.
And, you know, some of these people claim that the autograph that I gave out I don't know if y'all remember the $25 autograph that I gave out in 2016.
Looks eerily similar to what he wrote on the gun, which I don't fucking...
I think that's a very far stretch.
This is
horrible.
Ah!
All right, this is this is just fucked up, dude.
All right, Dan, that's it, dude.
That is fucked up.
You went from a video in which it depicted Americans committing civil disobedience, and then you go and promote this sick maniac, all right?
All right, then you go and you promote this sick fucking maniac that went into a mosque and started fucking blowing people away in New Zealand.
Okay, anyway, I'm getting the hell out of here.
All right, I'm sorry we had to end on that, but by God, I mean, this is just fucked up.
And don't sit here and say the guy was a fan of mine, you piece of shit.
All right, look at these people.
Hey, the guy you shot, he was a fan of yours.
Go fuck yourself, all right?
Go fuck yourself.
Anyway, I got to get the hell out of here.
And let me tell you something.
You guys will be lucky if I come back on fucking Monday.
All right.
And if I do a Ghost show on Monday, it's obviously going to be on YouTube, I guess.
I don't know.
Everybody wants me to do the YouTube on the Go show.
Or should I come back to Vaughan?
All right.
For the Ghost Show.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Let me know on the forums, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, I'm getting the hell out of here.
Okay.
And I don't even know what to say about this episode 17 of the Saturday Night Troll Show.
I have no.
God damn it.
Finish forum shout outs in its entirety.
I'm not finishing forum shout outs to its entirety, you fucking piece of shit.
All right.
Don't tell me what the fuck to do.
I had some fucking dickhead that we had to fucking go ahead and eliminate because he's a goddamn spamming piece of shit.
All right, let's go ahead and do this.
All right.
I'll do a couple of them since you donated, you piece of shit.
Here, Mr. Person, yeah, really funny.
This guy's dead, by the way, you idiots.
You all thought I was this guy.
This guy fucking died.
All right.
All furries are man children.
All right.
GX Ghostler.
Shout outs to Raptor Aid and Fortune Cookie.
Them liberals.
Always out there with violent virgin vernacular.
Long live the capitalist army.
What the fuck is this?
Jesus Christ.
You guys with these art, you guys with this shit art, man.
I don't know.
Raptor 4, GX, how Ghostler will be trick-or-treating this year.
You know, fuck off, dude.
All right.
Fuck off.
The happy merchant, too soon for a shout-out thread, but heck, why not?
GX Trump Bibsy 2020.
And wait a minute.
Is this Donald Trump?
Is this a black Donald Trump?
Donald Jalubinani Thimbawatu, or better known as Donald J. Trump, is actually a black man who wears whitening spray every public app.
All right, go fuck off.
We've got Rump Tower Security Desk GX in the spirit of the holidays.
Fats approaching.
I recommend this classic teaching kids the ways of money and capitalism.
What the fuck is this?
Herschel and the Hanukkah goblins?
The Hanukkah Shekel goblins?
Is this for real?
The Hanukkah Shekel goblins?
And that's my fucking face.
Go fuck off.
All right.
A friendly medic, GX.
You should do a stream some games.
Look, I'm going to try to stream some games.
Okay.
I'm trying to, okay.
And what the hell is this?
This is for real.
There's no way this is for real, dude.
There's no fucking way that's for real.
And more shekels.
Yeah, real funny, man.
More shekels.
Here's Flaming Creations.
GX, another glove finished for a happy customer.
Here's a replica of the main glove from the original Nightmare on Elm Street and the one I just finished.
This is look at that, man.
Those are fucking badass fucking Freddy gloves, dude.
Check this shit out.
Check that shit out, man.
Fucking Nightmare on Elm Street.
Look at that.
Freddy gloves, for heaven's sake, man.
Nice.
Nice, man.
Here's SWF1000 GX.
Hey, Ghost, I do respect you doing the troll show tonight, but please, for the love of God, don't do the dateline segment tonight because I'd want to hear Radio Graffiti.
Ah, dude, cry.
Come on, dude.
Not to embarrass yourself on the dateline.
Do you know that the trolls are enjoying themselves seeing you make a complete fool out of yourself when you do the dateline segment?
They're usually either laughing or making fun of you doing it.
You're just giving them what they want, in my opinion.
So don't do it, please.
If you do read this, then please try to consider not doing the dateline segment on the troll show ever again.
I don't care what those troll assholes think of me.
They're a bunch of pussies and have no life as far as I'm concerned.
All right.
All right.
Well, we'll see what happens.
Here's The Soul Shadow.
I made fan art for you in Splatoon style.
And that's supposed to be me.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I look like a fucking dork.
All right.
Here it is.
I rate the phage.
G Black's Lynn DC.
I don't know what the fuck that meant.
Chat and ghost, which way is the woman spinning for you?
It's an autism test.
Spinning on the right, you have autism.
She's spinning to the left on me, dude.
Look at her.
She's just looking at left, All right, so anyway, let's move on.
We've got Bond Dayton.
What the hell is this?
Me guards on sale for $19.99.
We've got Mr. Meatball.
Sup, ghost.
Happy Saturday.
Just wanted to ask you what you think, what you think that your godsend.
Wait a minute.
I just wanted to ask you why you think that you're a godsend just because you do a show for us.
All you do is talk into a microphone, not very hard.
Is that right?
Oh, yeah.
Well, you know what?
Fuck you.
How about that, you fucking piece of shit?
All right.
I hope that you fucking catch a disease and your dick falls off.
All right, Widow Killer, GX.
Here are some more things to make you laugh.
What the hell is this?
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Yes, bitch.
It's Justin Trudeau.
All right.
All right.
That's enough.
What the fuck is this?
Arrested during a haircut?
That's fucked up, dude.
All right, Mr. Nagy Generation.
What is this?
Live here, walk to Walmart and McDonald's.
Is that a trailer park?
You piece of shit.
Look, I'm getting tired of this shit.
All right.
I'm getting.
Here's Bob Tom.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler?
Just a Rottweiler.
Fuck is this look at this infested by bronies?
What is up with all this brony shit?
I thought you guys were fucking gone.
Here's Green Pill Gary.
Anti-Semitism is Islamic subversion tactic to divide the West so that they'll be easier to conquer.
When the Christians and the Jews are fighting, Islam will slip in and destroy both.
The Quran instructs them to do this.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Sorora 551.
Oh, believers, take not Jews and Christians as friends.
They are friends of each other.
Whoso of who, excuse me, whoso of you makes them his friends is one of them.
God guides not the people of the evildoers.
All right, really funny, you idiot.
Who is this fastiliarian?
Whatever the fuck your name is.
GX, I found your picture of you chatting online with the inner circle.
Fucking bitch.
Admiral, shout out to Paint Master Distilling, the IC, the CCGX, dude.
What is this?
White boy, every time I come over, your dad is never home, Tyrone.
Tyrone, I said he at the stow.
I remember this.
Did y'all remember this headline?
Texas man admits kidnapping 79 people to alien probe them while disguised as an alien.
So all of you people that are claiming alien abductions, you know, there's that.
And what is this?
The Drews Control Everything, Jesse?
All right, shut up, asshole.
Anime 64 GX, your true form.
What is this?
Is this my true form?
Is that it?
Some kind of a all right.
Go fuck off.
R Master GX.
Boy, I hope my grandkids aren't fag.
All right, shut up, dude.
That is fucked up.
That is fucked up.
We've got Gardevoir Waifu.
GX, shout outs to Nukaro.
Dear liberals, God made only two genders, male and female.
So why don't you get back to your safe space and cry?
No shit.
No shit.
Of course, look at this.
Fucking cartoon fetish bullshit.
Beamar, daily reminder to be kind to the engineer.
What is this?
Ease off the ass?
Ah, you fucking sick bastard.
Here's Barbara Spectra.
Who the hell is this?
Anti-Semitic?
It's a trick.
We all use it to stifle legitimate criticism of Jews in Zionist Israel.
Jesus fucking Christ, man.
What is this?
Girlfriend versus Alex Jones?
Dude, this is actually a meme.
In your heart, you know.
All right, dude, I've had enough of this.
I've had enough.
Look at this.
Some sick troll, your average radio graffiti, faggot splice caller.
Dude, that's wrong.
All right, that is fucking wrong.
Whoever the hell did this some sick troll, you're fucked up, man.
Here's X Drag93 GX.
We're all trolls now in the troll show.
You're damn right.
We're all trolls now.
In the troll show.
Let's sing that.
Let's sing that now.
All right, let's sing it.
Hell with it.
Let's do it.
I'm not even kidding around.
Let's go ahead and do this shit.
Jesus Christ.
Let me set up for it.
All right.
All right.
Don't go anywhere.
Stay there, you pieces of crap.
All right.
All right.
Let's go ahead and set up for it for Christ's sake.
All right.
Here it is.
Let me go ahead and do this.
Let's go ahead and do it.
Everybody ready?
Here it is.
Let's play it.
Play it.
Play this shit.
Oh, hold on.
We got to wait for a goddamn advertisement because it's YouTube, YouTube.
Everybody's doing the YouTube.
All right.
Hurry up with a fucking advertisement for Christ.
Here it is.
Here it is.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, man.
Uh.
Yeah.
Uh.
Yeah.
It's just a troll.
A little damn troll show where we all committing internet tomfoolery.
Don't fuck with us.
We're really fucking toxic.
Don't spare any kind of sympathy because we love the trolls.
Pretty Trolls Committing Internet Tomfoolery00:02:36
In the troll show, we're all stars now.
In the troll show, it's lots of pretty pretty trolls.
The ones that get you mad.
A lot of pretty pretty trolls that leave you low.
Control your mind.
We're all stars now.
In the troll show, we're all stars now.
In the troll show, it's lots of pretty, pretty trolls.
Look at them.
Oh, the trolls, the internets.
Or should I say the webs?
You know what time it is.
It's time.
It's time to make some people angry.
It's time to do some internet tomfoolery.
You know you don't want some of this.
No, you don't.
Because we're really toxic.
Lots of pretty pretty trolls.
The ones that get you mad.
Yeah.
There's lots of pretty pretty trolls that leave you low and blow your mind.
Yeah.
In the troll show, we're all stars now.
In the troll show, don't look away because we're behind you.
Don't look away because we're in your PC.
We hack, we troll, we freak, we know weaponized autism, bro man.
Lots of pretty trolls.
The ones that get you mad.
There's lots of pretty controls.
That leave you low and blow your mind.
Ungrateful Pricks Demand Shit00:14:34
Yeah.
In the troll show, we're all stars now.
In the troll show.
Sing it with me.
We're all stars now.
In the Troll Show!
Ha ha ha ha!
Woo!
That's fuckin' high!
Hold on.
All right.
What a head.
It's time to laugh.
Shit, this fucking stupid, fucking faggy commercial.
All right, look, I'm done.
I already did some shout-outs.
All right, look at what do we got here?
Look at it.
Look at what we got.
Bathrobe Dwayne doing the fucking Nyan Kitty bullshit.
And I don't know what the hell this is.
Hambone.
I don't know what this is.
Irish Calzone.
Yeah, Guy Ferrari Slashers, whatever the hell that's supposed to be.
We got Pettis.
Thank you very much.
We got Ghost Father.
Oh my God, dude.
Jesus Christ.
All right, Kino Soft.
What is that?
Isn't that the goddamn guy that shot up everybody in the damn Las Vegas?
All right, we've got an anarcho-Canadian GX Ghost, the greatest capitalist of our times, likes anime.
Dude, fucking Alon Musk is a con artist, dude.
He's not even a fucking capital.
He's a con artist.
Here's 2012 fan.
Why do you show this little fucking blonde little Fruit Bowl doll that you like, you son of a bitch?
All right, who else we got?
We got Duva, dude.
Shout outs to Twilly Atkins, Ex Goce One, and all the top donators that still haven't gotten their fucking gift.
Man, fuck off.
Look, you'll get something, all right?
All right, it's almost the end of the year.
Shut up.
Hey, what is this?
Ex Goceion GX?
What's good, ghost?
Hopefully, your day is going good.
My, yeah.
Hopefully, if you do Ready Graffiti, I got a story to tell you about my homie who almost fucked a trap.
And what the hell is this?
After selfies are trending again.
After sex, excuse me, after sex selfies.
All right, that's enough.
All right, we get it, dude.
This is sick, dude.
Oh, what the fuck is this?
What the hell is that?
What the hell is that?
You're a sick man, Exgoceon.
I'm telling you, you're a real sick son of a bitch.
All right, here's Frankie Burke GX.
Another Instagram thought.
What does everybody think about this Instagram thought here, huh?
A little bit of an Instagram thought, a little bit of a palette cleanser.
Yo, little ghostie, what you been doing, Robin Banks?
What you been robbing banks for?
Fucking asshole in a wheelchair, for Christ's sake.
Here, cut myself laughing.
GX.
Hey, ghost, remember when you sold Tohu merch?
I never sold fucking Tohu merch.
All right, fuck off.
Fuck off, for Christ's sake.
And wait a minute.
Is that Mrs. Ghost with Bill Clinton?
Aw, dude, you assholes put Mrs. Ghost's head over Boogie's ex-wife.
That's fucking Boogie's ex-wife, for Christ's sake, you idiot.
I've had enough.
What is this?
Enos Turtle.
You said on the last show you liked Margaret Thatcher.
Margaret Thatcher would never fucking watch anime, you son of a bitch.
And here's Ghost Father again.
Father Time 88.
Epic fail for Barack Obama.
All right.
All right.
Look, that's it.
All right.
I've had enough.
I've had enough.
Fucking stick a goddamn fork in me.
I have had enough.
Okay.
It's 3.16 in the morning.
Okay.
I have had enough.
I have had enough.
I'm sorry, dude.
All right.
We have to end episode 17 of the Saturday Night Troll Show.
Hey, look, people are like, look, one more page, please.
One more page, please.
Are you fucking shitting me, man?
I'm on for fucking good.
Fuck you.
I'm out of here.
I'm not.
Fuck you.
Fuck you calling me scammer.
Fuck off.
Fuck all of you.
Kansas Buser, you're a piece of shit.
We don't want actual you're a piece of shit.
Keep scarce, you're a piece of shit.
Fucking Dark Me Magician Girl, you're a fucking dirty bitch.
Fuck you.
I'm out of here.
You ain't gonna fucking call me Scambler on my fucking show.
I'm on here.
It's 3.20 in the morning.
It's 3 fucking 20 in the morning, you ungrateful pricks.
You're gonna be lucky if I even show up on Monday.
How fucking dare you, man?
I've given you, it's six hours for Christ's sake.
No, fuck you, man.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Okay?
Fuck you.
Here.
Look.
Look, I'm just going to, here it is.
All right.
You fucking ungrateful fucking dickheads.
You fucking stupid fucking pieces of shit.
All right.
Here it is.
There's Twilly Atkins.
GX.
I hope you're having a great show.
I sure as hell I'm not.
Okay.
And what is this?
Japanese whiskey.
What is this?
Nicka Coffee Malt Whiskey.
I've never heard of that.
But once again, Twilly Atkins is hooking it up.
And I'm telling you, you fucking dickheads.
You better stop fucking laughing in the chat room.
You better stop laughing in the fucking chat room.
What the hell is this?
Oh, yeah, yeah, Hillary Clinton, for Christ's sake.
Enemy spotted odd eyes magician.
Death by Bacon.
I can tell you chat firsthand, Ghost's Granny was a pie ass.
Well, you fuck you.
Fuck you, man.
Coachino, yeah, real funny.
You've been listening for 10 years.
Thank you.
Bill Belichick, your daily reminder, the cowboys suck.
Yeah, fuck you too.
All right.
Kinkler, GX 330M during radio graffiti donation time.
All right, look, dude, that.
Yeah, and Hanzo, real funny, dude.
Yeah, there's a bottle of jack between this bitch's twat.
We really get it.
All right.
What is this?
Gayx in the chat for Sheckler, the dancing whore Jew box.
All right, really fucking amazing.
You know what?
Fuck you, Baka Survivor.
And there's Mr. BN King.
Hey, Ghost, hope you're having a good weekend.
I am not.
These fucking pieces of shit are goddamn assholes.
Thank you for having a show.
Good night.
I'm probably going to have a show on Monday for you fucking dickheads doing this to me, man.
I'm not even joking.
Poindexter Rose, GX, Cheers, Ghost.
Everything I do, or excuse me, everything I don't like must be a fetish.
Fuck you.
All right.
Fuck you.
What is this?
Bear Grimm.
I'm not even saying, I'm not even saying that for Christ's sake.
Ricardo Milos, ghost in a nutshell.
Donald Trump is a modern-day George Washington.
It's time for more beer.
I'm a capitalist.
I'm not an addict.
I'm a connoisseur.
Let's pull out the wacky tobacco.
Tetrahydrocannabinol.
I'm an alcoholic.
Stop donating.
Alex Jones.
You know what?
Fuck off.
All right.
You know what?
Fuck you.
All right.
Fuck all of you.
Get me out of here.
All right.
Fuck all of you, man.
All right.
I fucking give you my heart, my fucking heart and soul, you fucking dickheads.
All right.
Man, fuck you, dude.
You know, y'all keep calling me Scambler.
I'm not, I'm going to take a fucking break.
Fuck all of you people, man.
Fuck all of you people, man.
Don't call me Scambler.
Don't call me Scandler, you fucking piece of shit.
Man, fuck you.
Fuck all of you.
All right.
No.
You've not finished yet.
I'm not doing.
You know what?
Fuck you.
I'm not doing this shit.
All right.
Fuck you.
All right.
Fuck all of you.
I'm not doing it.
All right.
You all make me fucking sick.
I have sat here and have done everything you fucking idiots wanted.
I have done everything you fucking ungrateful dickheads have wanted for Christ's sake.
And you're still trying to fucking demand shit out of me, man.
That's what I don't get with you, fucking ungrateful pricks, man.
You're still trying to demand shit out of me, man.
I'm telling you, you all fucking shut the fuck up by calling me a goddamn scammer, you piece of shit.
You sit there and shut the fuck up, fucking assholes.
Fuck you.
All right.
No, fuck you.
You think I'm going to do radio graffiti, you fucking dicks?
If you're rating for radio graffiti, you might as well fucking end the shit now.
I'm fucking tired of it, man.
Fuck you in the chat, man.
I hope you all in the chat get cancer of a cock, you shitheads.
All right, fucking asshole.
All right, here.
Here, you fucking idiot Jackler, you fucking brick bong piece of shit.