Ghost returns from hiatus to debate moving to YouTube for his pro-Trump political messaging while attacking the Green New Deal and overpopulation. He rants against LGBTQ identity politics, mocks AOC's intelligence, and reacts violently to viewer donations of racist white nationalist videos and shock content. After a chaotic raid on Mexican streamers that ends in technical failure and accusations of banning, Ghost concludes by dismissing offensive forum posts and ending the broadcast early due to the toxic chat environment. [Automatically generated summary]
Anyway, episode 15 of the Saturday Night Troll Show.
I hope that you're as hyped as I am, baby, because I am hyped today.
I'm re-energized.
I don't know if you can tell that in my voice, but I'm re-energized, and I definitely needed the fucking break.
I'll tell you that right now.
Good God.
Spread it around like wildfire.
This is a Saturday night to remember.
Episode 15.
That's right, folks.
I'm back.
And let me tell you, we're going to have to have a serious conversation here once we start the show because there may be some changes going on.
There may or may not be some changes.
So I need to talk to you about it.
We're going to discuss it.
Episode 15 of the Saturday Night Troll Show.
Spread it around like fucking wildfire, baby.
All right?
And all of you that are upset that I took a week off, my apologies.
I just needed to re-energize the batteries.
And by the way, I had some thinking to, you know, thinking to do.
All right.
Let's go ahead and take the music out for Christ's sake.
Engineer is not here today.
I am fulfilling both the engineer's duties and my duties.
Let's go ahead and play Replay the Dono.
Well, this is not the Replay Donovan.
The Replay Dono is next.
Oh, my God.
Here's Fat Marshall.
You could at least post it that you were going to be gone for.
Well, listen, it was impromptu.
It was impromptu, okay?
Throw them an apology.
I just said my apologies, all right?
Like you said you would.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
And here's the dono that happened during the intro here by the freaking panda.
Well, ghost, you didn't show up for quite a while.
So what's your excuse?
I listen.
It was impromptu, okay?
Let me talk for a second, and I'll talk Fat Marshall, the freaking panda.
Let me tell you, okay?
And what is this, ghost?
Oh, my God.
No, I told you, Alex Jones.
I told you, Alex Jones ripped me off.
I know.
We're going to talk about that later on as well.
Oh, Christ.
No, is that a JDAM missile?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Oh, no.
Oh, God.
No, not this asshole again.
I didn't lose no troll war with Alex Jones, you piece of shit.
All right, don't you even go there?
All right, listen.
It's episode 15 of the Saturday Night Troll Show.
I'm going to say it again.
My apologies for you folks that were expecting your show for the past week.
I had a lot of thinking to do.
I was spending a lot of time with the inner circle.
I had some personal things to do as well.
And I need to re-energize the batteries, baby.
All right, what the hell is this?
Communists for Trump.
What the hell is this?
Celebrate Ghosts Return Properly by using the new emote I made.
The command is Alvin with the capital A. Once again, that's Command.
Listen, screw you people using that picture in the chat room, okay?
I know what you mean by that.
Listen, I'm here, Bonzie Buddy, okay?
I'm fucking here.
Everything's going to be all right, okay?
There's no reason to rub it in.
Hey, what the hell is this?
Tripper's Dirty Wheelchair.
I'm glad to hear the rumors that he had too much butter and collapsed of a heart attack.
No, nothing like that happened, all right?
I just needed to re-energize my batteries.
For Christ's sake, my apologies, all right?
Chad Alex Jones.
Oh, my God.
What is this, pussy?
When are you going to declare war on me in my eyes?
You already lost pussler.
I am Chad.
All right, whatever.
I don't even know who the hell you are.
You're an idiot.
Oh, my God.
What is this?
You're not fully energized.
Just take a 10-a-year hiatus and see you good as fresh capital.
The 10-year hiatus.
Dude, that's fucked up.
All right.
Don't even go there.
Who the hell?
10-year hiatus?
Go shove it up your ass.
Not this, not Ard Hammond.
My infantile PP.
Oh, Christ.
That's somebody I did not miss.
I'll tell you that right now.
I'll tell you that right now.
I didn't miss an Ard Hammond.
All right.
Anyway, listen, my apologies.
All right.
As you can tell by my boisterous voice, I am re-energized.
I have re-energized the batteries.
And I want to be honest with you.
I appreciated not doing the show.
I mean, you have to remember, folks, you guys are pushing me to the fucking limit, okay?
I'm broadcasting Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday.
And you guys keep pushing me for more and more time.
It's went from five hours.
It went from four hours to five hours to six hours to eight hours.
All right.
Oh, my God.
The winner of Troll War 3 has been decided.
And we now present the golden microphone.
Fucking nightmare ninety.
Go fuck off with the Alex Jones shit, all right?
Listen, don't go there.
I don't want to talk about Alex Jones right now, okay?
And listen, right when I said, okay, right when I said that, hey, I don't like doing these damn long, elongated, four-skin-loving, goddamn shows for six to eight hours a day, you idiots are in the chat room pounding your sausages of fingers on the keyboard saying that I need to do 12 to 24-hour streams.
I mean, give me a fucking break, man.
Lazy Ghost Poseidon.
First of all, don't compare me to Ice Poseidon jerk off, all right?
And secondly, laziest man in broadcasting.
Are you fucking kidding me, man?
I mean, you idiots are pushing me to eight hours.
I did an eight-hour stream the other fucking show, a few shows ago, and you people are like, you know what?
We got to push him to 12 hours, and then we got to push them to 15, and then we got to push him to 24.
Dude, I can't do this, all right?
I have a life, all right?
I have a goddamn life.
Welcome back, whore.
Look at this.
That's fandom for you, huh?
Welcome back, whore.
That's fandom for you.
Jesus fucking Christ.
What is this?
Alex Jones didn't win any fucking troll war, asshole.
All right.
It hasn't even begun.
All right.
It hasn't even begun.
All right.
But is this communist for Trump?
What the fuck do you want to hear, man?
Oh, my God.
Do you love it, Ghost?
Don't love it.
All right.
I don't love it.
All right.
Now, listen, another reason why I took a week off, because I did some thinking out here.
YouTube has lifted all the strikes on my account.
And it seems as if I'm, you know, squared away.
I can go back to YouTube if I wanted to.
And I've been having a very big debate with the inner circle on whether or not I should I or shouldn't I?
And I was on the forum asking people, what is this?
Ghost equals not a machine.
Just quit the show already.
Listen, I've done 103 ghost shows.
I've done 15 Saturday Night Troll shows.
All right.
I mean, I think that's a lot of fucking shot.
And these shows are getting longer and longer because of you.
Look, I don't want to talk about it.
All right.
Listen.
All right.
What is this?
You're a week late.
Get to dancing for tips.
I'm not a fucking prostitute.
All right.
I'm not a fucking stripper.
All right.
Don't fucking call me that again.
All right.
Alex Jones won Ghost Zero.
He rips me off.
How the hell could he be winning, dude?
He rips me off.
Jesus Christ, none.
Welcome back, Ghost.
Well, thank you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you, man.
All these fucking trolls out here badger me like I'm some fucking $2 whore out here on nickel night.
And it's good to hear some goddamn positivity.
Anyway, folks, once again, YouTube has lifted my strikes.
I know that we've been here at Vaughan.live, which I very much appreciate, by the way.
Very much appreciate.
And here's Kans Abuser.
I'd rather see you do two to four-hour broadcasts with quality content than broadcasts full of filler material.
Field of local lives.
I appreciate that, Kans Abuser.
There's death by bacon.
We charge your batteries?
You're saying it takes a week to charge your wheelchair?
What a bullshit excuse.
Fuck off with the fucking wheelchair jokes, dude.
I mean, seriously, man.
Death by Bacon.
Jesus fucking Christ.
What the hell is this nightmare ninny?
Why don't you rip off fentanyl and dragon on Alex Jones?
Fuck off with the Alex Jones kicks.
All right, look at InfoWar on Ghost.
Listen, shut the fuck up.
We're going to talk about Alex Jones in a second, all right?
I think that we need to discuss with you, me.
I want to have a personal conversation with you.
I'm extending my hand in friendship with a rubber glove on it because I know some of you, you know, service glory holes and shit.
I am asking you, what should I do?
All right.
YouTube has lifted the strikes.
All right.
Hold on.
What is this?
Your boss, Ben Shapiro.
Well, well, well.
Look who decided to show up.
Ben Shapiro.
I am docking your pay for two weeks.
I fucking hate Ben Shapiro, by the way.
I don't like Ben Shapiro.
All right.
I don't like Ben Shapiro.
And the reason is because every time he talks, he sounds like a fucking disgruntled autist.
You know, I mean, he has no passion.
He's just some disgruntled, fucking pompous, arrogant jerk off.
And while he's talking, I want to be honest with you.
I'm not anti-Semitic.
Everybody knows that I believe that Israel is America's greatest ally.
Everybody knows that I don't like anti-Semitism in my show at all.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I think the video I just made.
All right, look, we're going to get to the $18.66 bucker in a second, okay?
But I want to say that every time I see Ben Shapiro with that goddamn coffee filter on his head, even though he's not in temple, even though he's not, as a matter of fact, happy Yonk Kippur to all the Jewish brethren out there.
But he's not celebrating Yon Kippur.
All right.
He's not doing anything of religious relevance.
He just has that damn coffee filter on his head.
It's fucking annoying.
I'm sorry.
It's fucking annoying.
I'm sorry.
All right, Olive Yakslov, cheers to Ghost.
Glad to see you back, mate.
In my opinion, I'd love to see you back for two to four hour streams.
I appreciate that.
I'm definitely going to crack open a cold one, yeah, Olive.
I'm going to definitely crack open a cold one there, Olive.
What is this?
Look at this meme magic.
What are you talking about?
In the field of local live hall men.
What is this?
Kansas abuser, since Alex Jones ripped you off, you can rightfully use the title card.
I'm not going to use any title cards.
I don't want to acknowledge Alex Jones.
Listen, I'm trying to talk to you guys about the future of the broadcast here, okay?
Because I'm thinking, and this is what I'm thinking.
I love Von.live.
I love the fact that I'm a little uncensored out here.
You know, we can, you know, get into some talking points that we probably couldn't get into at YouTube.
We're able to do the $18.66 bucker, which unfortunately has taken over the show.
I hate to say that.
And what I'm thinking is this: if I go back to YouTube, it's because I want to expand the audience.
Remember, we're headed into 2020, and even though, unfortunately, this show has turned into some kind of a circus troll sideshow.
And I'm not talking about the Saturday Night Troll Show.
I'm talking about the Go Show.
I need to get myself a little bit more legitimate out here because I want not only Donald Trump to win the presidency.
Okay, and I definitely mean that.
I also want to use the platform at YouTube and get a little bit more politically legitimate so that we can affect certain outcomes of district races on the congressional and Senate side on swing states so we can make sure that we can get Donald Trump-based Republicans in office so that not only can Donald Trump fulfill the obligations of what he has been talking about for the past three to four years,
but also start prosecuting this criminal organization that's called the Democrat Party.
Now, I don't want to get into politics tonight, folks, but I want to stress that everybody knows that I'm pro-Trump and I want to be as much pro-Trump as I possibly can with an expanded audience.
And unfortunately, as cool as it is to be here, Jesus Christ.
All right, can you hold off?
All right, thank you, Gray Steele.
I'll get to the $18.66 bucker in just a second.
But the reason I want to expand the audience is so that we can convey information.
People can learn things, okay?
Now, as you've noticed here in the past week, the Democrats have gone out of their mind and have attempted to try to put an inquiry of an impeachment on the president.
Now, keep in mind, this is not a full-fledged impeachment.
This is an inquiry.
Inquiry of an impeachment.
Ghost would get along well at Yamaku Academy since he's in a wheelchair and all.
Now, is that some enemy shit?
His sonakai in all his sweater vest glory.
I kind of figured out that.
You're a fucking sick bastard.
You're a sick goddamn bastard, okay?
Anyway, if I was to move the show, I think I'm going to always do the Saturday Night Troll Show here on Vaughn.live because it gives me the opportunity to be able to be a little free, a little risque, etc.
But if I was to move the show, maybe the Go show or who knows to YouTube again, I know that I'm going to have to curb certain aspects of the show because of YouTube's little terms of services because they're a little sensitive because you can't say certain things.
And by the way, I may have to take away the $18.66 bucker if I go back to YouTube.
Now, I know a lot of people are celebrating that at this point in time, but it is a major component of interaction when it comes to the broadcast.
But then again, I want to reach a more broad-based audience.
And everybody's hanging out on YouTube, okay?
Everybody's hanging out on YouTube.
So I'm thinking, okay, and this is why I'm talking to you.
This is why I've been on the forums, by the way, on Ghost.report.
Oh, my God.
Merry Christmas.
The YouTube Migration Debate00:14:27
Let's get to fucking Halloween first, okay?
Let's get to Halloween first, okay?
The reason I'm suggesting this is because everybody's on YouTube.
There's like, I don't know how many hundreds of millions of people on YouTube at one give any one given time.
And this is how you kind of gather more individuals so you can convey information.
Now, what I was talking about before I was rudely interrupted by the text-to-speech is that you got the Democrats pushing this inquiry for impeachment.
And they're using this bullshit narrative that has already been debunked by the president releasing his transcript between the conversation between he and the newly elected president of Ukraine.
They're trying to use this as a means to justify an inquiry for impeachment.
Meanwhile, it's coming out.
And this is why, you know, if you folks haven't gone to the forum posts, I would strongly advise you to do so.
I've got a great thread on there talking about all this and then some.
Here it is.
It's called, here, put the PC shot on.
It's called Truth About Trump, Biden, and the Ukraine.
And here I've posted all kinds of different pieces of information that prove that the Democrats are the ones that were doing this garbage in the Ukraine.
I'll give it about five episodes before a faggot slips out and you get banned by the Silicon Council.
I won't say faggot on YouTube, okay?
All right.
I've learned my lesson, and I'm not going to say faggot on YouTube anymore.
All right, fucking faggots.
Anyway, the point I'm trying to make here is that we need to convey this type of information, okay?
This type of information.
Aside from Joe Biden and his fucking son Hunter Biden's connections with the Ukraine, I mean, they're the ones that have actually been conducting this fleecing of this country, utilizing taxpayer money to do so.
You've also got all these Democrats.
Look at this.
This is what I posted today.
Nancy Pelosi's son, Paul Pelosi, was on the board of a company called Viscoil and an executive at its related company, NRG Lab.
And guess what?
They did business in the Ukraine.
Energy business in the Ukraine.
What's up with the Ukraine?
What's up with the Ukraine, for Christ's sake?
Anyway, look, I don't want to get into depth in all this stuff.
The point I'm trying to make is, is that these types of information, this type of information needs to be conveyed to a massive mouth of people.
Jesus.
All right, listen, I'll get to the $18.66 bucker in a second.
I'm having a serious conversation with my people here.
Okay?
Now, the reason I want a bigger audience is because people are getting their news from talking heads on the mainstream media.
And there's a reason why Trump is saying that the mainstream media is an enemy of the people because they are an enemy of the people.
They're not informing anybody.
They're trying to agitate.
They're trying to carve out narratives out of complete fabrications and outright lies.
Okay?
So the point I'm trying to make is, folks, is the reason I'm entertaining the possibility of going to YouTube is to gather that audience.
Now, if I was to go to that, to do the YouTube shows, it would be a lot different from what we've been doing here for the past year.
Okay.
Obviously, we're going to probably curb the whole 18 bucker and $66.
What is this?
Hey, welcome back, Ghost.
Hey, you're finally awake.
You were trying to cross the border, right?
Cross right into that imperial ambush.
Same as us.
And that thief over there.
The hell are you talking about?
Skyrim was fine until you came along.
I don't even know.
Fuck off.
I don't know.
It's obviously some fucking gaming reference.
Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is, is that should I go to YouTube in the quest of trying to gather more folks that listen to the broadcast for at least somewhat political legitimacy, at least somewhat legitimacy?
I'm thinking about, or, or, or I stay here on Vaughn.live.
And the reason I'm even, another reason why I'm considering YouTube is because people have been complaining about how the Von.live, unfortunately, tends to either lag or it tends to, I don't know, it tends to do a lot of glitching, and people are kind of getting tired of that.
So once again, I would like for everybody's opinion on this.
If you could go to the post, I think I have at the forum, I think I've got a post in the Saturday Night Troll Show area.
Here, let me go ahead and see this.
Let's go back to the forums here.
Let me see.
Let me see.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
All right.
Saturday Night Troll Show area here in the forum posts.
Okay.
And it's Saturday Night Troll Show Tonight BS.
And here I am.
I told you I was here.
And here's a vote.
I've got a vote here.
And hold on.
Who the hell's donating?
Vaughn is better than YouTube.
Well, that's what I'm saying.
I mean, does everybody agree that I should just stay here at Vaughan.live?
Oh, my God.
Hey, Ghost, you're actually doing a troll show.
So how's that war with Alex Jones been going?
Well, I'm going to talk about that in a minute, okay?
I'm having a conversation about whether or not I should stay here on Vaughn.live or should I go to YouTube in an attempt to try to try to expand the listener base?
I mean, this is a serious conversation.
And by the way, put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
It's called Saturday Night Troll Show Tonight No BS.
And it's in the Saturday Night Troll Show area.
Here's a poll right here.
Should ghosts go back to YouTube?
And we've got it a pretty dead ringer here.
We've got 23 votes, which is 34.33% yes.
We've got 20 votes, which is 29% or actually close to 30% no.
And then, hold on, what is this?
Willie McGosterson said, sorry a bit late, and also to hear Alex Jones won the...
Fuck you, all right, with fucking Alex Jones.
Anyway, the third option is I don't care, just broadcast.
And I've got a lot of people's opinions here.
I really do appreciate everybody's opinions.
And I'd like to know whether or not we should even try to entertain YouTube or going back to YouTube or we should just stay here on Vaughn.live.
And the only reason I'm entertaining it also, folks, is because folks have been kind of complaining about how we've been getting an occasional lag or two out here at Vaughan.live.
I do like the freedom.
I do like the freedom, man.
I do like the freedom.
By the way, you missed one hell of a good week to talk about politics.
Trump retweeted.
I know.
You saw that.
You saw that.
I know.
Did y'all see that Trump retweeted a nickelback meme to Joe Biden talking about fucking meme magic?
Look at this photograph.
You haven't fucking seen it.
Let me see if I can find it.
I'm not even joking around, man.
Meme magic continues.
And I'm telling you this right now, folks.
I mean, whether you want to believe it or not, it exists.
And I mean, even if you don't believe it, what are the odds?
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, I'm not even joking around.
What are the odds that things like this happen?
And they always happen correlating with this show.
This is boring crippler, and you are a week late.
If this happened on my forge world, you would have already been turned into a gun servitor and this snooze fest and skip directly to the $18 and I have things to talk about, you fucking asshole.
What's your name?
Magos Iran Hambonus?
And by the way, I banned you from the forum because you're a spamming piece of shit.
I'm talking here, okay?
I'm talking.
I'm fucking talking here, you dumb shit.
Anyway, I have to show you all the meme magic here.
Let me see.
Let's put it on the PC shot.
This is what Trump actually retweeted, and of course they took it down because of copyright or whatever the fuck.
Hold on, what is this?
Dark Meme Magician Girl.
Is it really freedom when you're afraid of snakes and can't admit to saying you smoke weed?
What the hell does that mean, Dark Mean Magician Girl?
Listen, it's pretty free here on Vaughn.live, okay?
And I don't smoke fucking marijuana or reefer, okay?
I smoke tobacco on here.
And by the way, I don't want to talk about snakes.
All right, look, here's the fucking video.
Thanks a lot, Dark Me Magician Girl.
Here's the video.
All right.
I'm just going to put the intro on it.
The video that Donald Trump retweeted before he got taken down by Twitter.
Have you ever spoken to your son about his overseas business dealings?
I've never spoken to my son about his overseas business dealings.
I'm telling you, that was the general meme.
They're going into other political memes in this video, but I just wanted to show you that.
But Donald Trump retweeted that.
And even though they're trying to suppress it, and Twitter took it down, I'm telling you, people are starting to recognize that there's something rotten in Denmark when it comes to the Bidens.
Oh, my God.
Katawa showed you a game where you are Hisal Nakai, a boy who goes to a school for physically disabled students due to arrhythmia.
And listen, I don't want to talk about anime.
All right.
It's perfect for you.
I don't want to talk about fucking anime.
I know you fuckers love anime.
It's Saturday night.
You're probably watching your fucking waifu.
You know, you're fanning your nuts.
You're waxing your carrot.
I don't care.
Okay.
I think people who watch anime should be kicked in the nuts.
Okay.
Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is that I don't mean to get too political on this show, but that's the reason why I want to go back to YouTube.
Now, I'm going to do what the people want.
Don't get me wrong.
I mean, you guys listen, man.
So, you know, this is your decision as well as mine.
Is it in my interest to go to YouTube in an attempt to try to widen the audience?
Because I'm trying, you know, to widen the audience so that I can convey the truth, the facts, the information about what's going on with the presidency in this fucking outright coup.
This has been going on for since the Russia-Trump deal and convey those facts and information.
Or am I just beating a dead horse and I should just continue to be underground?
I mean, I don't know.
I mean, you know, I don't know, man.
All right.
I don't know.
I mean, it's a Saturday Night Troll Show, episode 15.
But you could pretty much assume that the Saturday Night Troll Show was going to stay here on Von.live.
But I'm talking about, you know, the Monday, Wednesday, Friday shows.
I mean, you know, should I attempt to, you know, try to go to YouTube to expand the listener base so we can convey these fucking facts to the people, you know?
Anyway, people are saying stay here.
People like Vaughn.live.
Although, I'm telling you, when it's glitching, I see a lot of you bitching.
No offense.
All right.
I mean, look, Vaughn is pretty ghetto capitalist.
The ghost show on YouTube, Saturday Night Troll Show on Vaughn.
Stay here, fuck YouTube.
I do have to agree, man, that I know that YouTube is going to have to, or I'm going to have to curb to YouTube standards.
So that means I'm probably, you know, can't do the things that I'm doing here in this broadcast and have to take out the $18.66 bucker.
What is this?
Nightmare News.
Biden's son, Hunter Biden, joined Versina, who had close ties to the government of Ukraine and was investigated for abusing its influence.
Exactly right.
But hey, don't let this distract you from the fact that Ghost lost the troll.
I did not lose the troll war.
Can you fuck off about Alex Jones?
Okay.
All right.
Fuck off about Alex Jones already.
Okay.
Jesus Christ.
Look, people are saying go to YouTube, cut the 18 buckers already.
Go stream on InfoWars.
Yeah, right.
Listen, I'm just trying to say that I am trying to expand the horizons of the listeners here, okay?
This is a 2020 election, and I want to get a little political, all right?
I want what?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
All right, all right, calm the fuck down.
I'll get to the 18 bucker and 66 center in a minute, okay?
But I just want everybody to understand that I'm in somewhat of a dilemma here, and I would appreciate feedback from you folks.
All right.
I would definitely appreciate feedback.
Look, people are saying stay here, stay here.
Normal streams on YouTube, Saturday Night Troll Show here on Vaughn.
Yeah, go to YouTube, cut the video sharing.
Bending to YouTube standards, that means putting on a dress and making a come on, dude.
Come on, Dr. Meow.
I mean, obviously, I'm going to have to curb a little bit.
I can't say certain things there, but that's where everybody's at.
That's where everybody's at, for heaven's sake, man.
So I have no idea.
All right.
I have no idea.
Say goodbye to 80% of your viewers.
What do you mean, dude?
I'm going to have a whole bunch of people, prospects of people on YouTube.
And I know YouTube has easier access.
I mean, there's a this is this is a this is gonna be a hard decision, okay?
This is gonna be a very hard decision.
I'll tell you that right now.
Stream on Mixer, dude.
I couldn't.
I wouldn't last 10 minutes on Mixer, dude.
And you can forget about Twitch as well, man.
I mean, Twitch is a joke.
I can't believe that there's even still fans of Twitch.
I mean, you know, Twitch, I will never go to Twitch.
Twitch can suck my, you know what I'm saying.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
And people are going, go to D-Live.
I don't like the fucking business model of D-Live.
Climate Change and Political Activism00:13:16
Okay.
I think D-Live, in my personal opinion, is somewhat of a scam.
All right.
So I don't know.
Okay.
I mean, who knows what's going to happen in the future, man?
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
What is this?
Yes.
And you haven't paid the IRS yet.
Hence why you still live on your boat.
Still live on my boat.
Why you're using Revere psychology in order to convince us that Vaughn is better.
Wait, wait a minute.
What are you talking about, dude?
I'm not trying to convince anybody, dude.
What are you talking about?
What are you fucking talking about?
Pros, uncensored ghost, more interactivity with $18.66.
That is true.
Still admins and the cons, stream issues, no HD broadcasts, bit shoot re-uploads, lack of audience expansion, suggestion, do the ghost show on YouTube, but Saturday night troll show on Vaughn.
Saturday night troll show on Vaughn, huh?
I mean, and I'm looking, I'm going to tell you that the YouTube show, in my opinion, is probably going to be a little bit more serious.
All right.
I mean, I hate to say it.
It's going to be a little bit more serious.
I hate to say it.
And wait a minute.
Who the fuck is posting me on 4chan right now?
Who the fuck is posted me on fucking 4chan for Christ's sake, man?
Stop doing that shit.
All right.
Whoever the fuck's doing that.
Stop doing that shit.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, look, let's move on from this.
I do appreciate you guys and your input because I don't know whether to stay here.
And look, I can do some things here, right?
I can say, you know, you fucking faggot.
I could say shit like that.
I obviously can't do it on YouTube.
That's what got me fucking banned the last time on YouTube.
And I was calling you guys faggots, all right?
It's not like I was saying, like, I fucking hate faggots.
I wasn't saying anything like that.
I was calling you guys that shit.
Okay?
Jesus Christ.
All right.
And look, people are saying, look, he admits it now.
Hey, I've already paid the price for the crime, dude.
All right.
They've already banned me off YouTube for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Let's move on.
All right.
Let's, let's just, let's just move on.
Now, something else people wanted me to talk about, and I hate to get into politics on the Saturday Night Troll Show, but I've got to show this because it's got to be troll of the fucking year, okay?
Troll of the year.
And if you haven't seen it yet, you probably already have.
If you're on this internet, if you're on this show, you've already seen it for Christ's sake.
And I'm talking about the broad that got up in an Ocasio-Cortez town hall about climate change.
If you didn't see this, good lord, a woman comes up from the audience and starts saying that we're not doing enough for climate change.
And, well, you know what?
Let me go ahead and let you see what happened.
All right.
Let's just let me let you see the uncut version of what happened here.
We need more political activism like this.
That's all I got to say.
Put the PC shout out.
Listen to this.
Listen to this.
I've been here for much longer because of the climate crisis.
We only have a few months left.
I love that you support the Green Deal, but it's not getting rid of fossil fuel.
It's not going to solve the problem fast enough.
A Swedish professor is saying that we can eat dead people, but that's not fast enough.
So I think your next campaign slogan has to be this.
We got to.
Hold on, hold on.
We got a damn donation, even though I'm playing something.
I'm glad you're back.
Even machines need an oil change.
Even machines need an oil change.
That's not funny, Noble Savage.
Come on, dude.
All right, let's listen to the rest of this, okay?
She's like, we're not doing enough.
And I want, look, look at Ocasio-Cortez's face.
She looks horrified.
Watch.
Our campaign slogan has to be this.
We got to start eating babies.
We don't have enough time.
There's too much CO2.
All of you, you know, you're a pollutant.
Too much CO2.
We have to start now.
Please, you are so great.
I'm so happy that you really support a nuclear deal, but it's not enough.
You know, even if we would bomb Russia, we still have too many people, too much pollution.
So we have to get rid of the babies.
That's a big problem.
Just stopping having babies is not enough.
We need to eat the babies under this very serious.
Please give a response.
No, thank you.
We need to eat the babies.
And as you can see, Ocasio-Cortez looks horrified.
But, and look, for a while here, I thought it was real.
I thought it was some leftist that was really taking this whole climate change into a fanatic level.
But it comes to find out that it was a troll.
It was a political troll by the LaRouche group.
Now, I don't know if you know who LaRouche, the LaRouche people are, but they've been a very rogue type of political organization for a long period of time.
As a matter of fact, the guy who runs the LaRouche organization, LaRouche himself, has been to prison because of his political activism and some of the things that he's exposed.
So, anyway, this was a plant by the LaRouche folks.
And let me tell you something right now.
It almost sounded so goddamn sincere, I couldn't believe it.
Okay, I couldn't, I could not even believe it.
But this was a perfect troll.
And take a look at Ocasio-Cortez.
Can we go back to?
Oh, I got to look at her fucking face.
We have to get her.
All right, look at her face.
Look at her.
She looks concerned.
And you know, it should concern Ocasio-Cortez because this dumb bimbo is a word salad skankosaurus.
All right.
That's why she tries to ban anybody with cameras that go into her stump speeches because she knows she's going to gaff.
She knows that she's not very articulate.
She can't articulate her grievances.
Complete word salad.
And because she's so stupid, it's as if she's embraced her stupidity.
Ocasio-Cortez has embraced her ignorance, and she's out here saying things like, We're not going to be around in 10 years because of climate change.
Miami's going to be underwater in five years and saying ridiculous garbage like this.
And to me, this, this woman who claims that we need to eat the babies for climate change to save the earth is not too far off of Ocasio-Cortez's stupid ignorance.
And for Ocasio-Cortez to be concerned, I think that she needs to self-reflect and look at herself in the mirror and recognize that the reason that this is bizarre is because you, you stupid, dumb Puerto Rican bartending piece of trash, are spewing off fucking word salad lies and you're inspiring dumb fucks that are dumber than you to actually believe shit like this.
Actually believe shit like this.
We need to eat the babies to save the earth.
Okay.
And what I don't understand is, folks, and then I'm going to move on because I don't want to fucking have a debate about climate change, but these young people seem to be most attracted to protesting about climate change.
And their biggest fucking argument is CO2.
CO2.
We've got too much CO2 in the air.
I mean, don't these people recognize and realize that carbon dioxide is absorbed by plants and trees?
I mean, why in the hell are we fucking burning down the fucking Amazon forests?
Why are we chopping down trees if you're concerned about fucking CO2?
And what is this CANS abuser?
LOL, this was at my old neighborhood.
We literally invented trolling.
Also, Greta Thunberg passed by my workplace and said, How dare you not do a show for the past week?
Alex Jones won the troll war.
I go fuck off.
Greta watches the ghost show.
Are you kidding me?
Give me a fucking break.
Listen, the point I'm trying to make is that if these folks were really concerned about the earth, they wouldn't be advocating some totalitarian approach at supposedly saving the earth.
I mean, don't you think?
I mean, these are very easy solutions.
I mean, if people were that concerned about it, wouldn't we be giving tax breaks as opposed to government enforcement?
We give tax breaks for folks to put indoor plants in their house.
I mean, massive amounts of indoor plants in their house.
And if these folks had indoor plants, they would be containing, in essence, their carbon footprint.
You know, the whole bullshit that these climate changers are talking about.
I mean, these are very easy solutions here.
These are very easy solutions.
Having green roofs.
You know, why aren't we promoting things like this if CO2 is that bad?
All right.
If it's that bad, I mean, this is the most ridiculous, dumb fucking garbage I've ever heard in my life.
And by the way, somebody recently, I think, Khabib, if you're in here, you actually were the one that donated the $18.66 bucker about Dan Pena.
You know, I love Dan Pena.
He told some stupid climate change cookster broad that if climate change were real, the people with the money, the banks, they would not be funding people off the coast with their condos, and you can see the fucking goddamn ocean right outside your window.
They wouldn't be fucking funding these property developments if they actually believed that Miami was going to be underwater in like fucking five years or 10 years.
I mean, this is ridiculous.
All right.
I mean, if it was true, these banks would not be giving loans to these homes.
I mean, they would be like, well, or there'd be a clause.
There'd be something in there that said, hey, you know, if global warming happens to happen or climate change happens to happen, we're going to have to, I don't know, take it out of your ass or take it through the insurance company, whatever.
But they don't.
So anyway, I just had to go through that fucking.
We got to eat the babies.
We got to eat the babies.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Ultimate troll.
And I'm telling you, that woman deserves a fucking troll award.
I'll tell you that right now.
Hey, what is this?
Oh my God.
Tic-talic.
Hey, boomer, stick to politics.
One car equals 570 full-size trees to offset the carbon.
House plants wouldn't do shit.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
One car, 570 full fucking size trees.
Are you kidding me?
What about all the other plants?
The other fucking greenery, shrubs, and all that bullshit.
And not to mention, did you know that most, most of the absorbing carbon dioxide plants are actually in the ocean.
And yet we keep polluting the ocean.
So I'm just trying to say, you know, you folks that are out here talking all this climate change bullshit, y'all are not being very proactive on saving the earth.
I don't hear you guys talking about stop polluting the oceans.
I don't hear you guys talking about stop chopping trees down in the Amazon.
I don't hear you guys talking about having indoor plants and homes.
And I mean, listen, asshole, the guy that said, hey, one car equals 570 full-size trees to offset the carbon.
Oh, yeah.
Well, what's the alternative, you dickhead?
Huh?
Electric cars?
You fucking idiots are out here promoting solar panels and wind fucking energy and all this bullshit.
Yet you want every car that you see on the freeway to be plugged into the grid.
The fucking electrical grid can barely keep up with the demand of our electrical devices now with all the cell phones and computers and all this other bullshit.
I mean, give me a break.
What's up, Dr. Meow?
Sweden, most vocal about saving the forests for oxygen.
Climate change and shit are the same fucking retard who invented Ikea.
Just saying, smiley face.
Listen, I understand, but you can't compare the United States to Sweden, all right?
All right.
Let me tell you something, Dr. Meow.
Sweden has got fucking problems.
All right.
They got a lot of metal problems, okay?
Oh, my God.
It's never been about climate change.
The Green New Deal was always about control over the economy and enacting socialism in disguise.
I mean, Dale the Grinder knows this.
Dale the Grinder knows this.
I mean, that's all it is.
They're trying to tax human beings for breathing.
They're trying to tax human beings for breathing.
That's all it comes down to.
To.
And that's going to fund the centralized global government of the United Nations.
That's why you got the United Nations pushing this bullshit.
So I'm glad we have a president that understands that this whole goddamn climate change bullshit is a scam, regardless of how many little girls with pigtails they put on TV reading off a script.
Sexuality and Mass Ignorance00:12:52
All right.
It's bullshit.
Tired of hearing about it.
I'm tired of seeing these fucking disenfranchised young people who don't know shit from Shinola.
I'm sick and tired of these people going out there protesting.
Oh, we got to protest climate change.
Go fuck yourselves.
If y'all really care about the fucking, if you really care about the climate that much, why are you doing things that are going to destroy the climate?
I mean, we have to have solar panels.
You know, that costs like fucking $30,000 to put solar panels to electrify your house, and those sons of bitches don't even goddamn last for 15 to 20 years, and then you got to replace the sons of bitches.
And then what happens to the debris and all the waste of solar panels?
Where the hell is that going to go?
Huh?
Is that recyclable?
I doubt it.
I mean, Jesus fucking Christ, you people make me sick.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
And listen, I want to be honest with you, okay?
The argument, and I've posed this argument myself that, you know, we're going through a little bit of an overpopulation problem on the earth.
Meaning that, you know, we've got 7.8 billion people and counting.
And as a result, we could pose a very big scarcity problem amongst the natural resources.
And, you know, there's been arguments that have been said that, well, ghost, that's not true.
We could feed everybody.
We could clothe everybody.
We could house everybody in the world in the state of Texas if we really wanted to and shit like that.
But I tend to also have another point of view on overpopulation.
And the reason I'm going to say this is because I had a very good debate in the inner circle the other day about this.
Now, it's not necessarily overpopulation poses a threat to the natural resources.
I think that overpopulation is posing a threat to humanity itself.
Because unfortunately, folks, what happens is, is when you have a masses of people that are fucking idiots and that are ignorant and you put them and their family together, they might have enough intelligence to tie their fucking shoe.
When you have abundant amount of ignorant people, it becomes dangerous for folks that want to live in civilized societies.
And I hate to say this, folks, but the more people that are on the earth, it seems as if it's the more ignorant assholes that are on the earth that refuse to learn things, that refuse to read, that refuse to keep themselves informed about daily events and current events, etc.
And I'm telling you right now, that is the big danger of overpopulation.
Because when you have masses of dumb people, those masses of dumb people can be a legitimate burden, if not an outright danger to the folks that want to live in civil society, dude.
I mean, the ignorant people are more violent.
You know, ignorant people are more prone to kind of sex crimes and things of that capacity.
So in my personal view, I think that the danger in overpopulation is the dumb fucks that are out here walking around the earth that don't know shit from Shinola, but expect to be fed, clothed, and housed just because they were shitted out of a uterus hole and are breathing on the earth.
Okay?
And in my personal view, that's the big danger of overpopulation is the fact that the majority of dumb people can be manipulated by a nation state, by a dictator, whatever, to think that really ridiculous, outlandish, crazy things are actually the norm.
It's already starting here in America.
Oh, there's more than two genders, and now that's starting to be accepted, right?
I would have been banned on Twitch if I said that right now.
Oh, there's more than two genders.
That's fucking ridiculous.
Okay.
I mean, take a look at the LGBTQ movement, for Christ's sake, okay?
And listen, I don't care what people do in the privacy of their own homes.
But what really bothers me about the LGBTQ movement is that they're trying to correlate how you like to fuck with personal identity.
The idea that, hey, look at me, I play the flesh flute.
And hey, look at me, I take meat in a can.
I am gay.
I am so powerful.
And what I don't understand is this, okay?
And this goes down the line of mass ignorance, okay?
Like people that don't know shit from Shinola and they're fucking idiots, they find themselves in a situation where it's very difficult for them to partake in group-like activities, to socialize and whatever, okay?
And as a result, after getting in trying so many different kinds of social circles and being rejected from them all, the LGBTQ has provided an opportunity for absolute morons.
And this is where ignorant people are dangerous to society, okay?
The LGBTQ movement has convinced a bunch of dumb morons that if they take it up the ass or dive on a muff, that that is an identity.
And that should be recognized and nurtured and cared for and protected and all this other bullshit.
Okay.
And what I am saying is this.
I think that anybody who tries to say that their sexuality is their personal identity should realize something.
Okay.
They should realize that if you, whether you're man or woman, if you're trying to sell sexuality as the appeal to your personality, then should there really be anything, or let me put it to you like this.
Should sexual harassment laws and sexual abuse laws apply to folks like this?
I mean, this is a very interesting question.
I think people need to ask it because it's just like a woman.
Okay.
You see a woman.
She's out there.
She's wearing those fucking shorts where you can see her ass cheeks hanging out.
You know what I mean?
She's wearing, you know, a scantily clad blouse where her freaking, you know, her goddamn milkers are just popped out for Christ's sake.
She's just showing it all off.
You know, showing it all off.
And what is this?
Kansas Views are all these activists can start reducing their landfill waste.
We refurbish electronics that are unusable and even provide prop rental services to major film studios.
I mean, that's a very good point, dude.
That's a very good point.
But let me explain something here, okay?
A scantily clad woman that looked like what I just described to you, okay?
If I was to slap her ass because she's selling her sexuality, right?
She's got her tits out.
She's got her ass hanging out for Christ's sake.
She is selling sexuality.
So if I slap her ass because, you know, I'm just kind of trying to pay her homage and be like, hey, fucking bitch, that's a fucking hot piece of that.
And fucking slap her ass.
I can go to jail for sexual assault, sexual harassment, et cetera.
Okay.
But that doesn't make any sense because she's defining herself based upon sexuality.
She's defining herself based on sexuality.
So if we turn over the flip side to that coin, okay?
And, you know, take these homosexuals, for instance, these gays, you know, these gays that are, you know, wearing these legging jeans and showing anal camel toe, okay?
Now, because they're trying to sell their sexuality, okay, if you slap a gay ass, is that sexual harassment?
Is that sexual abuse?
Okay, I mean, I just don't think it's applicable.
I think that if you're selling sexuality, if you're selling sexuality as the basis of your personality, then I don't believe that fucking sexual abuse laws and I don't think they're applicable to you.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, dude.
I'm not.
I mean, you're selling sexuality as the basis of your personality.
Okay?
And I'm sick of it.
I'm sick of it, especially in the gay community, dude.
Have y'all been on fucking Instagram lately?
Oh, my God.
It's these fucking twink assholes that are out here, okay?
That are trying to post fucking Instagram videos of them posting, oh, I got makeup on my face and I got a fucking Fu Man chew facial hair.
And, you know, they're trying to be gayer and gayer.
And it's like, who's gayer on Instagram?
I'm not even fucking joking around, man.
And it makes me sick.
It makes me sick because that's the basis of their personality is them being a homosexual twink gay who ejaculates penises.
That's literally the basis of their existence.
So the reason I brought this up, folks, is because ignorance, mass ignorance, has brought us to this place in time in which you've got scantily clad whorebags that are out there showing off their assets that, oh, I want you to treat me like a lady.
I want you to treat me like I am a respectable woman, even though I got my milkers in your face and you're like two inches away from my snatch.
I want to be treated like a lady.
And at the same token, you've got twinks out here.
You've got twinks out here leprechauning their asses with their anal camel toes popping out out here.
And how are we supposed to talk to these people?
You know, how are we supposed to talk to these people, man?
Oh, you're supposed to respect me as a human being.
Look, I'm not joking around, folks, okay?
I think that, you know, I'm not kidding around.
I think that we need to have some kind of movement of slapping gay asses or something.
I'm not joking around.
I mean, this will combat the LGBTQ for being so open.
So open.
All right?
Oh, my God.
Most new gay peoples just do that because they can't afford to become black.
Are you shitting me?
That's just a new race card.
They can't afford to become black.
Dude, that's horrible.
That is horrible for Christ's sake.
Now, listen, you assholes in the chat room, shut the fuck up.
I am not gay or bi or anything of that nature, okay?
I'm just saying that if these homosexuals are going to sell their sexuality as the basis of their fucking of their existence, of their personality, then why not just have a movement of fucking people slapping gay asses and try to see if that's sexual harassment, okay?
Oh, my God.
Whale whale above article from Scientific American shows very clearly what oceanic animal we should be focusing on saving.
A single whale removes more carbon than any THE Wow, that's a very good point.
I didn't even think about the whales here.
Thank you, Blue Simon.
I didn't even think about the whales in that regard.
Oh, my God.
I'm too fuck you, based ghost.
Go fuck off.
The reason I'm saying this, folks, is because we've got to combat this LGBTQ stuff.
All right.
We've got to combat this crap, man.
And the only way to do it is to play their game.
All right.
They want to be sexual.
They want to be like, oh, yeah, bitch.
Okay.
I fucking love turning straight men gay and all this bullshit.
Slap their fucking ass.
I'm not even joking around.
All right.
Slap their fucking asses and see what happens.
All right.
Just see what happens.
And if they try to say it's like sexual harassment, just say, hey, you're asking for it.
You're being a complete flamboyant homo.
I'm just, you know, saying, hey, good job, bitch.
You know, I mean, I'm not.
You guys understand what I'm saying.
It's similar to this activist, this LaRouche activist that went to Ocasio-Cortez climate change town hall and went up and said they need to eat the babies.
I mean, this is the kind of politics that we have to be focusing on, in my fucking opinion.
All right.
I'm sorry.
I'm tired of this flamboyant gayism being the basis of people's personalities.
Okay.
Jesus fucking Christ.
I'm sorry.
I'm fucking sorry.
I had to say it.
I had to fucking say it.
I'm sorry.
All right.
Tired of Flamboyant Gayism00:06:37
Jesus Christ.
Listen, you all, man, shut up.
You see, you go, I'm trying to talk serious to you people.
And here you all, you all think it's a big fucking troll.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Let's move on.
All right.
Jesus fucking hell.
All right.
Since it's the Saturday Night Troll Show, let's move away from politics here for a second.
And let's move on to a little bit of technology news.
I don't know if y'all folks have seen the Galaxy Fold.
Have y'all seen this new phone here?
The Galaxy Fold.
If you're not familiar with it, it is a foldable touchscreen phone that has been put out by Galaxy for mainstream.
And it's going to be, what is this?
Live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
ST Mike.
Listen.
No, no, no.
All right.
Alex Jones rips me off.
And I have nothing more to say other than the fact that the record speaks for itself.
I don't need to take this idiot on for a troll war.
I've already won it.
He's biting off my shit.
All right.
He's biting off my nuts.
So don't be sitting here talking garbage about any of that crowd.
He's riding my sack.
Oh, my God.
Anonymous.
Hey, ghost, since we're talking about hot ass, who's the ideal piece of ass?
I'm all over Jennifer Lopez.
Look, I think Jennifer Lopez is very attractive.
Don't get me wrong.
She's a hot tamale whorebag, but I mean, dude, she has been around, dude.
You know what I'm saying?
She's been around.
She's one of your quintessential Puerto Rican sluts from the block.
I mean, do we not forget that this bitch was with P. Diddy?
With P. Diddy, for Christ's sake.
And then, by the way, whoever the hell gassing jobs, I'm not fucking, I'm not.
I'm not going to do that link, you idiot.
I only do YouTube links, you fucking dumbass.
I ain't doing that fucking link.
All right, so you can shove that link up your ass.
Gassing jobs, all right?
Fuck, fuck you.
It's only YouTube videos or bitch shoots, all right?
What is this?
The ghost show equals 30 InfoWar.
Go fuck off, man.
All right.
Go fuck off.
And you all can say scam all you fucking want to.
I don't give a shit.
Go fuck yourselves, asshole.
All right.
And you wonder why I didn't fucking come back for a week.
Fuck yourself, man.
All right.
All you people that are fucking talking garbage.
All right, you know what?
Y'all are going to treat me like this, dude.
All right, let me get to the $18.66 bucker, and I'm going to get the fuck out of here.
Are you kidding?
I'm not going to waste a Saturday night with you unappreciative fucking jerk offs sitting here talking garbage to me, fucking calling me a scammer and shit, because I don't want to fucking click a goddamn link that isn't a YouTube base link.
All right, go off, fucking piece of shit.
All right, let's move on to the first $18.66 bucker up in here.
All right, the first $18.66 bucker is by Seriously, Samsung.
I can only imagine, only imagine what the fuck.
This is all right, let's go see what the hell seriously, Samsung has dedicated or has done here.
What the is this?
You asshole, put the PC shot on.
Oh what what, what?
Alex officially win.
Alex doesn't win.
All right, he rips me off you, he rips me off.
Felice Navidad.
Ghost Joker is the best film ever, my favorite.
I am Arthur.
You're the TV host to celebrate your return.
Here is video of my girlfriend.
Video of your girlfriend.
What the hell is that local live home entertainment?
Alex, put Ghosts in a week-long coma.
Go yourself.
You see man, I'm look, just shut up, just shut up and let me do the $18.66 bucker and let me get the hell out of here.
All right, this one is by seriously fucking Samsung, and I can already see.
Look at this, Mr. Fortune Cookie, Alex Jones edition.
You seriously, Samsung?
You see you dumb motherfucker out there talking garbage about the communist government of China.
You don't know nothing about the communist government.
We own all your fucking country, America.
We own all your country.
You motherfucker, think you're gonna do any kind of a tough war against China?
We own all you motherfucker, that's right.
So all you stupid American motherfucker that sit here talking garbage about the communist government of China, you all have to bow down motherfucker, and you know.
You want to know why we do what we do.
You want to know why we do what we do.
We do it for chairman Mouth.
We do it for chairman Mouth.
Oh no, my stomach hurt Oh no, oh no.
He's right here now.
Oh, that egg roll!
The field of local live, oh man.
Oh my God!
So you don't have any- I am at the Fortune Cookie.
Now it's so obvious that ghost rips Alex Jones off.
All right, go off, dude.
All right, go fuck yourself.
Why do you have to steal from Alex Jones?
Hey, why the hell did the fucking thing?
What's going on with the text to speech?
Why the fuck?
Why the hell did it kind of go off into a different voice there at the end?
What the hell's going on here?
Jesus Christ, let me, let's listen to the end of seriously Samsung's again.
I mean clearly, Alex Jones rips me off dude, I am Mr. Fortune Cookie.
Thank you very much.
I mean, seriously, man, this guy rips me off completely.
And that proves it, all right?
Fucking seriously, Samsung.
Even seriously, Samsung knows it.
Alex Jones Voice Glitch00:04:31
All right?
Even though he's a piece of shit, even he knows it.
So don't be sitting there talking garbage, all right, about me over here.
Everyone out there who's been listening to the broadcast knows that Alex Jones has been ripping me off, and I don't appreciate it one fucking bit, all right?
Anyway, even seriously, Samsung knows it.
Even that piece of shit knows it, all right?
Anyway, let's move on here.
Let's continue on.
The next $18.66 bucker is by Gray Steele.
Gray Steele didn't say anything.
He just posted this video here.
So let's see what the hell this is.
Hold on, this better not be some sick-ass crap.
Hold on, put the PC shot on.
What is this?
I don't recommend watching this while eating.
That is all.
What the fuck?
Hold on.
Hold on.
What is this?
All right, Gass and Jobs.
Thank you.
All right.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
Jesus Christ.
Thank you.
All right.
We'll go ahead and get to that.
Anyway, here it is.
And if you want, hey, Gass and Jobs, if you want another one, because you did donate two $18, you can give me like a three-bucker or two-bucker, and I'll get to that one as well.
Anyway, here it is.
This is by Gray Steele.
And I don't like the intro of this, so please be careful.
I don't like the teeth five.
I'm having really big trouble in the back room.
Oh, my God.
All I had for breakfast was a huge hamburger.
But not long after, I ran and ran and I'd sit down on my toilet to take a bump.
And I said, waiting for the poop to come out.
But it was absolutely stuck in my anus.
Anyway, I said, this is a big waste of my time.
Ugly son of a toilet.
I stand up and stick it onto my butt.
And I start pumping away like mad.
And I try and I try to get that crap out.
Ah, ah, ah, ah.
Are you kidding me?
I'm not taking it.
Of course it's not.
It's some fucking bridler.
The plunger was stuck to my bump.
Great.
So now I get the Michael Rosen tube.
Oh, it was.
What the fuck?
Anyway, I took the tube and I robbed it on my ass and the plunger popped right off me.
Wonderful.
Good.
Big chunk of poop stuck to the plunger.
Oh, I smell it.
Nice.
Anyway, I think I'll get toilet paper.
I tried to get huge sloppy poop for the plunger, but it was sticky.
And my fingers went right through the toilet paper.
So now I've got the Michael Rosen shite all over my knuckles.
Meanwhile.
Oh my God, dude.
This is fucking gross.
No wonder.
Is everything good?
I said, oh, everything's fantastic.
Then she asked, Do you want an apple?
Mam, why the fuck would I want an apple?
Will you go away?
Okay, Michael.
Okay.
So I try to wash off the plunger in the sink.
Dude, how long is this?
My doops sticky.
And it clocked the sink.
I was an idiot.
Meanwhile, I've got little ripples of poop coming out my butt all over the floor.
So I started on the shiny table.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Ow!
I lay there on the floor with soggy lumps all over my hair and face.
Oh no, this is horrible!
Perhaps I thought when I got up this morning, I won't.
I mean, what is this?
No.
Wash would be.
A break.
Fuck you.
Anyway.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
That's a cue to stop this shit.
I thought this was a good movie.
We should watch this next Saturday.
Really?
A good movie?
All right.
We'll see about that.
Listen, Gray Steele, this poop guy.
I mean, what the fuck?
All right.
And not to mention, this is a disgusting-looking, slovenly Britbong.
So, of course, it takes a Brit Bong to do something like this, right?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, thank you, Gray Steele.
All right.
I ship Alex and go.
What the fuck does that mean?
I ship Alex and go.
What the fuck does that mean?
And stop fucking saying Alex Jones' name on this broadcast.
Slow Dance Prancing Critique00:03:12
All right.
I've got something for him, boy.
I've got something for his ass.
Anyway, thank you, Gray Steele.
Even though it was a disgusting fucking video of a guy describing his shit.
Let's go ahead and get to the next $18.66 bucker.
And this one was requested by Geno X 1987.
Old Gino out here.
Oh, man.
Here's this St. Jude commercial.
All right.
Where's the cure, St. Jude?
All right, look, this fucking, this goddamn hospital has been soliciting donations since at least like, what, like 1981?
I mean, I can't, I mean, 1980, probably more than that, but I remember in like the early 80s, they would like have decided to send this to wish you a happy holidays.
Happy holidays?
What are you, young people?
Leheim.
Anyway, where's the cure, dude?
I mean, you've been cured, or you've been treating people, young kids, and all this with cancer for all these years.
And you mean to tell me that you all can't find a cure?
I mean, get out of here, man.
All right.
Anyway, let's move on.
Here's Geno X 1987.
He had no fucking, he had nothing.
He had nothing to say about this.
And what is this?
Is this, what is this shit there, Gino?
Because every time we touch, I get this feeling.
And every time we kiss, I swear I can fly.
Oh, my God.
I want this to last.
Need you by my side.
Are you shitting me, Gino?
What is this, Casak?
Casaka?
Casada?
Can't hear my heartbeat show.
And look, everybody's already fruited up in the chat room, huh?
You're calling me gay?
You're fruiting up, fucking prancing and dancing your ass to this song, and you're fucking calling me a homosexual?
Give me a break.
Look at everybody's dancing.
Look at him.
You're better than fucking Pancare.
Fuck you.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Casada, it's not better than Pantera, shut up.
Shut the fuck up in the chat room, dude.
Shut up.
Oh, God.
Your arms are my castle.
Now it's going slow.
How are you supposed to dance to this on the dance floor when it gets slow like this?
You're supposed to dance like some hippie kookster?
Gino, I, you know, come on, man.
Come on, man.
All right, all right, all right.
I'm going to give this a couple more seconds.
I'm taking this shit down, dude.
Funding Internet Memes00:10:21
I'm not even joking around.
I'm taking this garbage down, man.
All right.
Yeah, here it is.
Here it is.
All right.
Hold on.
What is this?
Hold on.
Who the hell donated here?
Gas and Jobs.
All right.
Thank you very much, Gass and Jobs.
I appreciate it.
All right.
Anyway, a couple more seconds of Geno X 1987's gay music.
Here's some more gay music.
That's enough.
We get it.
All right.
We get it for Christ's sake.
What is this?
Oh, my God.
Every time we touch, I get this feeling.
Oh, no.
Oh, God.
Oh, shut up.
Wheelchair shit.
Engineer, get over here and clean me up.
I'm telling you, whoever does that is a piece of crap.
I'm telling you, you piss me off every time you fuckers do that, all right?
Because, first of all, I'm not in a goddamn wheelchair, and I don't know what I have to do.
I've already done four lorico, and I've already done all kinds of shit to try to prove to you, sons of bitches, that I am not in a fucking wheelchair.
But of course, it just, you know, this you fucking people don't even give a shit about that shit.
So, anyway, thank you to who the hell fucking Gino X1987 for that gay Quasada song.
Is that how you pronounce her name?
Quesada?
Sounds like a fucking disgusting Louisiana fucking casino.
All right, let's move on here.
We've got Dime Bag Daryl.
Okay, I can only imagine what the hell this video is.
He said, best song from Pantera.
Dime Bag Daryl.
Somebody by the name of Dime Bag Daryl requested this one here.
So let's see what the hell this is.
Check this out, 80s.
Uh-oh, there's Train Lover 567.
Hey, I'm going to get to yours in just a second.
Hold on, just no way.
No fucking way.
Pantera and Nickelback?
People making a lot of fucking noise.
No way.
No!
Not broke back, broke dick, nickelback, man.
You're not metal.
You fucking fruit balls aren't metal.
I mean, that's fucking broke back, broke dick, Nickelback playing Pantera.
You're not metal.
You're faggots.
I'm sorry.
I have to say it.
You're not metal.
Jesus Christ.
You're not metal.
And what the hell else are they going to play?
Playing cowboys from hell, boy.
How dare you?
You fucking broke back, broke dick, nickelback son of a bitches.
And what are you shooting t-shirts into the fucking state?
Are you fucking?
What is this?
A ball game?
Oh, seek and destroy Metallica.
Get these guys out.
This is an embarrassment to metal.
I mean, are they doing this to try to show off that they're not a bunch of pussies or something?
Oh, my God.
This is embarrassing to metal.
Let's do it for the local.
All right, shut up.
You know what?
You're a fucking fruit bowl.
How goddamn dare you use Pantera to try to show off that you're not taking it up the pooper?
How fucking dare you, man?
How goddamn dare you?
And how goddamn dare anybody to fucking who did that?
Somebody by the name of Dime Bag Daryl requested this.
Jesus fucking Christ.
What a bunch of pricks.
Anyway, cheers to Dr. Meow for the 220 buckers, man.
Cheers to Dr. Meow.
I just want to give Dr. Meow some props, even though, you know, he's been saying some weird stuff like most gay people just do that because they can't afford to become black to get easy money.
So I don't know what the, I don't know what the hell that was about, but thank you very much, Dr. Meow.
All right, let's move on to the next $18.66 bucker out here.
This next one was requested by 2012 fan Felice Navidal Ghost.
Joker is the best film ever.
I'm not sold on the fuck.
Dude, the trailer itself looks pathetic.
All right, I'm sorry.
And I don't like Joaquin Phoenix anymore.
All right.
I think he insists upon himself.
I'm sorry.
He insists upon himself.
Anyway, I am Arthur.
You are the TV host to celebrate it and your return.
Here's a video of my girlfriend.
She acts like the Joker.
Okay, let's see what the hell this is.
What is that?
Reminder that Nickelback cucked Trump on Twitter a few days ago.
Imagine voting for a man that got cucked by Nickelback.
Get the fuck out of here, all right?
They just fucking filed a copyright claim.
You fucking cocked.
Get out of here.
Fleet flot spilledeed.
I don't know what the fuck that means, but fuck you.
All right, let's go ahead and get to 2012 fan requested this.
All right, it's supposed to be some broad acting like the Joker or something.
What is this?
This your girlfriend acting like the you fucking anime piece of shit.
You anime-loving piece of shit.
You know, 2012 fan.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Shove the take the shit off.
All right, that's enough.
Jesus Christ, man.
That was so fucking stupid.
2012 fan, you're a piece of shit for requesting that, man.
All right, you're a piece of trash.
And I can't believe that you did that.
All right, let's move on.
And here's Gas and Jobs.
Gash and Jobs requested this one here, and he did post a damn YouTube link, which I appreciate.
Thank you very much.
Let's go ahead and see what the hell.
Wait a minute.
This fucking video isn't even fucking on.
Look, it's unavailable.
The fuck are you giving me an unavailable fucking video for?
For Christ's sake.
It's unavailable.
Jesus Christ.
Gas and jobs.
Look, it's unavailable, dude.
Hey, look, one view.
Dildo is the fucking user.
Give me a fucking break.
All right.
Fucking Dildo.
All right, that sounds great.
All right, let's move on.
All right, Gassin Jobs.
And I know you got another one here, so I'll get to that one in just a second.
But if you want to throw another three bucker, I'll play whatever video that you have, but it can't be, you know, I mean, they pulled it down.
SME blocked your content because of fucking copyright or some shit, which is stupid.
Anyway, let's move on.
The freaking panda requested this one here.
The freaking panda.
I heard this was a good movie.
We should watch this next Saturday.
All right, well, we'll take a look.
We'll see what's up.
I would love to play a movie on the Saturday Night Troll Show.
That sounds like fun.
Let's see what the freaking Panda has here as an option.
Hold on, what is this?
The Great Escape.
This is how I image you escaping from the snake domino.
She's fucking snake.
Shut up, asshole.
All right.
The freaking panda requested this.
Let's see the movie he's talking about.
Wait a minute.
What the fuck?
Logan Paul?
Logan Paul.
Are you fucking kidding me?
What do I look like a fucking 15-year-old girl?
Bro, it's the biggest social media convention ever.
Yeah, man.
Hashtag a con.
Everyone's gonna be there.
Is that fucking Zach Efron?
Let's do it!
We're all gonna be on the same fight.
Are you ready, man?
I look like Zach Efron.
You have to fly.
Hides are drugs, air hides, and liquids, because we searching anybody around.
Oh, no.
You've got to be kidding me, dude.
You've got to be kidding me.
Please turn your cellular to airplane fetting.
All right, the tidings are my.
What the hell is going on?
I mean, are you shitting me?
This is actually a fucking movie.
The pilots are dead.
Fucking fruity ass Logan Paul, dude.
What should we do?
I need you to figure this out.
maybe someone else has a plan thanks oh my god This is so stupid.
This is so fucking stupid, dude.
No, I'm a social media sensation.
There's no social media convention.
They've got every YouTube asshole on here.
Leonardo says every YouTube jerk off.
Every YouTube jerk-off.
57.
I don't know. I don't know.
I've had enough.
I've had enough of this.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Logan Paul.
Thank you, Gassin Jobs.
Are you fucking kidding me that somebody actually thought that this was a good idea to fund this fucking movie of a bunch of fucking two-bit fucking internet memes?
Technically, these are fucking internet memes here.
Jesus fucking Christ, man.
I mean, the whole fucking trailer was cringe, for heaven's sake.
The whole fucking trailer.
All right, look, it's 10:23.
After watching that ridiculous cinematic bullshit, I've got to start drinking beer.
I'm sorry.
Hey, listen, I've been cutting down the beer as it relates to not doing this show.
Cutting Down on Beer Consumption00:06:42
I've been drinking a lot of the fine wines.
I've been drinking scotch.
Unfortunately, here in the next couple of weeks, folks, scotch and other European vices like champagne and wine, they're going to raise in value 25% because the president is going to implement a goddamn tariff on these European sons of bitches because for whatever reason, you know, they're supposed to be our ally and they're slapping us in the face.
And our president, President Trump, thank God this man is president.
He's going to be like, oh, yeah.
Well, here's a 25% tariff on your dumb bullshit.
How you like that?
So once again, if you want to make a little bit of coin, I would stock up on some scotch, some wine, some champagnes from the EU, and it'll be up 25% on your money in two weeks.
What?
Here's a G-note.
What are you talking about, Norcronian?
Let me tell you, you're kind of weird in your requests yourself, all right?
It's the first time I drink beer in like a shit, about four or five days or some shit.
So you're damn right, folks.
And listen.
I need to curb the beer drinking because once again, man, beer gives you that beer gut.
You know, since I've been curbing the beer, you know, the beer gut's gone down.
But I love the spirit of beer, man.
You know, you throw a couple of shots of some Scotch whiskey to some fucking beer drinking sessions, man.
Why?
And then you add the tobacco.
Dude, there's, I mean, you know, come on, man.
There's no better feeling than that.
All right.
Anyway, let's go ahead and open up.
Let's go ahead and open up this cold beer.
All right.
Oh, yeah.
It's Saturday night, boys.
And I hope everybody's having a good time.
And like I said, my apologies for not showing up for the past week.
But we are going to go back to doing shows and Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday.
Can I get a what, are you talking about?
Anyway, once again, I want to say that I'm going to be back to regular schedule.
And I don't know if I'm going to go to YouTube.
Okay.
So once again, you want to go to my official website, ghost.report.
All right.
Type that in your browser.
http.slash slash ghost.report is the official website.
Until further notice, we're going to continue to be broadcasting on Vaughan.live out here.
But at some point, or maybe not, maybe the people don't want us to go there.
At some point, maybe we'll be going to YouTube just to try to gather up a little bit more fan base out here so we can convey political and social facts to people, so they don't have to be listening to talking heads like Muff Diving, Madow and and taking it up, the Pooper Cia, Cooper in the field of local, what is this?
Saints marching on cowboy?
Oh dude, fuck off dude, don't listen.
All right.
Um, I want to say the Cowboys are going to win this week.
Okay, first and foremost, the reason they lost last time, they lost by a fucking field goal.
Okay, it was a defensive game.
So I don't want to talk about the Cowboys, or I just don't don't talk about that right now.
We're talking it's a fucking saturday night.
Let's not talk about that shit, all right.
I want to say right now, cheers to everybody out there who's listening to the broadcast and, once again, if we're going to stay here on Vaughn DOT LIVE, we're in the broadcasting underground, so I would appreciate each and every one of you that are listening out there to make sure to spread this show around the internets and throughout the world like wildfire and let everybody you know, let them all know that the saturday night troll show is right here on Vaughn.live every saturday night, 9 p.m.
Central standard time and we're also going to do the ghost show on monday, wednesday and friday 8, 30 p.m. Central standard time.
So i'm telling we're gonna go back to the schedule.
I'm not gonna be taking off anytime soon.
All right, we're in the month of october and Jesus Christ october november december, baby three more months left in 2019.
Can you believe that folks, we're headed into 2020, 20 years into the 2000s.
Can you believe that?
Anyway, I want to say cheers to everybody out there who's listening.
I want to say cheers to everybody out there who was showing me support when I was off this week in the forum post.
Cheers to you guys.
All right, Saints fan here, but I definitely did not see an ass kicking that night.
Cowboys came to play.
I hear you, man.
I hear you.
Thank you, Dale the Grinder.
Thank you, Dale.
The grinder.
Anyway, cheers to all you folks that are listening out there.
I want to thank you for listening.
Whether you like me, whether you hate me, I love that you're listening to me.
All right, you urinal cake curators.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
Oh, man.
I'm telling you, baby, beer is so beautiful, man.
I mean, once it fucking hits your lips, it's so good, man.
It's great.
I love the way beer tastes.
I love the spirit that it brings out of you when you're in a little bit of a drunken stupor.
I love it all.
I love it all.
Anyway, let me get back to these $18.66 bucker.
We really don't have too many of them to do, so maybe we can get to something else here.
This next one was requested by ST Mike the Meme Genie.
Good to see you, by the way.
I have mixed views on you.
Sometimes you're cool with me.
Sometimes you're a jerk.
So it's one of those love-hate type of things.
You see, this is one time where I think you're a fucking piece of crap there, ST Mike.
Take a look at this.
This is what ST Mike requested.
The Globalist President Argument00:04:08
Take a look at this shit.
Happy holidays.
Greetings from England.
What the fuck?
Get well soon, son.
How'd we have to do it?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the hell am I watching?
Dude, ST Mike, what kind of MK Ultra shit was that?
Huh?
What kind of MK Ultra shit?
And I mean, that was fucking bizarre, dude.
That was fucking bizarre.
Oh, my God.
And here, I thought that Gino X 1987 was a fucking freak show.
I mean, ST Mike, you know, you're starting to take a little bit of a bite out of his taco, pal.
I'll tell you that right now.
Anyway, that was Mike, ST Mike, the meme genie, who requested that freak show.
Let's go ahead and get to the next $18.66 bucker.
Gas and Jobs.
Here's this one.
Let me see if Gass and Jobs have given us a video that we can actually view here.
Here's Gass and Jobs.
Here it is.
Let's go ahead and take a look at PC shot.
Gas and Jobs requested this.
What is this shit?
This better not be making fun of my president.
I was only nine years old.
I loved Donald Trump so much.
I had all the merchandise.
Yeah, I knew it.
I fucking knew it.
Thanking him for deporting illegal immigrants.
Trump is love, I say.
Trump is life.
My dad hears me and calls me a racist.
I knew he was jealous of my devotion for Donald Trump.
Give me a fucking break, dude.
He slaps me and sends me to bed.
I'm crying now, and my face hurts.
I feel a warmth approach me.
It was Donald Trump.
I'm so happy.
He whispers to me.
Oh, no, you fanfic, sick fucking perverts.
You fanfic, sick fucking pervert.
Oh, no.
I'm ready.
Oh, no.
Donald.
He gives me a small loan of a million dollars.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Donald.
I feel my wallet tearing as he puts the money in.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills up my wallet.
My dad walks in.
Donald Trump looks me straight in the eye and says, You're fired.
Trump leaves through my window.
Trump's love.
God, dude.
I mean, you fucking internet sick perverted people, man.
I'm telling you, trying to make fun of my president.
Trying to make fun of my president for here.
The fuck kind of gay music is to end.
All right, take this fucking gay music off.
All right.
You goddamn sick, fanfic-loving assholes trying to make fun of my president, all right?
Let me tell you something right now.
You should all be kissing Trump's ass right now, all right?
He's draining the swamp.
He's exposing the corruption and the criminality that has plagued that criminal organization called the Democrat Party.
So give my fucking president some respect.
Son of a bitch.
All right, let's move on here.
Yeah, thank you very much, Gassin Jobs.
I really appreciate that, even though you're fucking making fun of my president, all right?
I mean, you understand that Donald Trump is the modern-day George Washington.
He saved the country from the globalists.
I'm telling you, you said globalist about five years ago, you'd be called a conspiracy theorist.
Now, our president says it.
He said it at the UN a couple of weeks ago, and he said the future does not belong to the globalist.
Thank God for Donald Trump.
Thank God, God, thank you for Donald Trump.
No kidding, man.
Anyway, let's move on.
Thanking Donald Trump for Saving Us00:11:39
Train Lover567 requested this one, and he said, check out this 80s.
And I do like Train Lover 567's donations.
He's always introducing us to new music that he hears, giving us some 80s tunes, etc.
So let's hear exactly what Train Lover 567 has requested for us here on the Saturday Night Troll Show after we skip this ad here.
All right, put the PC shot on.
What is this?
This is requested by Train Lover 567.
Uh-oh.
A little Billy Joel, huh?
All right, yeah, this is boomer music.
I see you people in the chat room.
Yeah, this is boomer music.
All right.
Hey, man, this guy had some talent, though, man.
Billy Joel.
Come on, man.
I like this train lover.
I'm telling you, Billy Joel rocked.
I mean, he was a great musician, old Billy Joel.
Said he couldn't go up the American way.
Look, you got people dancing to this, huh?
We got people dancing in the chat room to this, boy.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
I'll tell you, boomers made the greatest music, whether you want to admit it or not.
I mean, the boomers made the greatest music, boys.
I don't need you to worry about me because I'm all right.
The old days, man.
I don't like this new generation that we're in, man.
Where there's more than two genders.
Where there's safe spaces.
Where they're banning speech.
Give me a fucking break.
Huh?
What does everybody think about this old boomer music, huh, boy?
Or would y'all want to listen to some fruity ass shit like Skrillex?
The little 30-ass Skrillex?
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Tyler, the creator, is a fucking fruit bowl.
And he's fruitin' up rap, all right?
Don't even bring up his stupid name to my jet learn again.
Hey, Grant McDonald, huh?
You know, Ram Ranch.
I don't need you to worry for me, cause I'm all right.
I don't want you to tell me it's time to come home.
Everybody like boomer music.
Now you like this boomer music by Billy Joel, boy?
Go ahead with your own life.
Leave me alone.
I never said it.
What's everybody thinking about this?
Hey, Ty Train Lover 567, man.
I appreciate these tunes that you do, man.
I stood below.
All right, let's go ahead and turn this on.
It's already been on three minutes, 30 seconds.
Thank you very much.
They're Train Lover 567, man.
I appreciate it, dude.
And what is this?
Anonymous.
I know you think fruity means gay, but it actually means high.
If you're fruity, it means you're high.
Okay, all right.
All right, if that makes you go to sleep at night, buddy.
All right.
2012 fan.
Oh, my God.
Four, three, two, one.
Blast off ha money money money.
This is True Capitalist Radio.
True Capitalist Radio.
I am your host, the man they call Ghost, the Hambone of Hambo.
Hambone, Lefish.
That's it.
Period broadcasting.
Yeah, all right, 2012 fan.
I appreciate it, except for calling me a fucking hambone.
Shout out to my girl, Danielle Darn.
No, fuck Tyler Creator, dude.
Tyler the Creator is the fruity shit I've ever seen in my life.
All right.
And I said this back in 2009, 2010.
Didn't I tell you that rappers were going to start wearing skirts?
I mean, so-called gangster rappers were going to be in skirts and shit.
They were going to be wearing fruity asses attire, wearing purses and all that.
That's Tyler the Creator right there, boy.
That's Tyler the Creator.
Jesus Christ.
As a matter of fact, all you that listen to Tyler the Creator here, take a whiff of this.
Take a whiff of that, all right?
Anyway, let's move on.
We've got Great Escape requesting this $18.66 bucker out here.
He said, this is how I imagine you escaping from the snake donos.
Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.
What?
What is this, Great Escape?
I can only imagine what the hell this...
Ah, dude, this...
No.
Imagining me escaping from the snakes.
Oh, my God.
What is this?
It's actually true, gross.
Fruity is a new expression for being high.
That's because this whole fucking goddamn Western civilization is taking it up the fucking ass.
That's why, all right?
All right, here it is.
The Great Escape requested this.
He said, this is how I imagine you escaping from the snake donos.
Here it is.
All right, that's it.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
That was horrible.
That was fucking horrible out there, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
Poor little lizard.
He's just out there trying to make a life for himself.
Before you know it, he's being gang raped by a bunch of snakes.
What the hell is this?
Run, ghost, run.
Go fuck off, dark me magician girl.
All right, go fuck off.
All right.
I mean, you know, that almost looked like a white man wandering into an all-black neighborhood.
All right, never mind.
All right, let's move on.
We've got this next 18-bucker and 66-center is by Gassin Jobs.
Gas and Jobs requested this one here, so let's see what the hell Gas and Jobs requested.
And let's hope that it's a goddamn uh well hold on just a second.
Hold on, put the PC shot on.
What is this, Gassin Jobs?
The following video contains material and subject matter not suitable for those under the age of 18 or for those fragile sensibilities.
All right.
Wait a minute.
We do not condone rape.
We just want to laugh at the stupid.
Oh, man.
Not anime again, dude.
Come on.
Not fucking anime bullshit.
I'm coming.
Hold on, bitch.
Shit.
My 80-something years old.
Dang, I remember.
Rake man Enterprises.
We sell rakes.
All we rakes.
I know about your friend's little plans at the Matsukoshi building today.
Oh, my rake.
Nice voice.
Stop forcing me to watch anime bullshit.
What's your name?
Oh, I would love to tell you and take credit for what happens to your precious rape man, but I cannot.
Your name's what?
It started with a C and with a T.
No, no, I said I.
No, not.
I would like to buy you.
Granddad, I am not here to play your little.
I would like to shop.
Oh, my God.
I mean, hold on.
We gotta pause this.
What is this?
Tactical snake incoming?
What are you fucking talking about?
Tactical snake incoming.
Better not be.
Somebody's gonna get raped.
All right, boys.
We've received an anonymous tip earlier today that a ninja rapist plans to steal the Matsukoshi jewels.
Be advised that.
Must be quite a guy if you can rape a ninja.
Hey, I need to know all of your locations.
Officer Peter.
I'm in the front.
Johnson, bottom floor, somewhere near the bottom.
Officer Dick.
I can't believe I'm watching anime, man.
This is a this is I hate this shit.
I hate the fact that you people make me watch this shit.
Over.
Forget your balls.
Put it in my butt.
What the fuck?
Okay.
What the?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Oh, my God.
Are you fucking kidding me?
This is anime.
And I guess.
This is.
Alright, turn this shit off.
Turn this shit off, man.
Are you fucking, are you joking me, man?
This is anime.
This is why I hate this bullshit.
This is why I hate when you fuckers donate and force me to watch this shit, man.
Oh, my God.
Look, I'll play 15 more seconds of it because it's only been a minute and 43, but I mean, good fucking God, dude.
Yeah.
Good fucking God.
This is fucking.
You guys are fucked.
Diamonds are fleeting.
But a good rape is forever.
And I'm a rape.
A good rape.
What's good, bitch?
Hey!
Bitch, where you going?
Now what's good?
You ready for some prime time dang-lang time, baby?
Hey, what you doing?
You shaking your head at me, bitch?
Because I don't understand how a bitch.
I wouldn't say no to pussy.
That'd be like throwing it out.
Oh, shit.
Bitch, I ain't laughing.
Hey, bitch.
Why you gotta play hard to rape?
I see you smiling down there, bitch.
Fuck you.
That's it.
What the fuck am I watching?
What the fuck am I watching, dude?
When I cut you off at the past, you're gonna take it in the ass.
When I cut you off at the past, you're gonna take it in the ass.
Idiot.
Bitch, you ain't snake.
You're gonna suck this dick.
Oh, fuck it like I ain't stacking like tank.
I am the rape man, and you're about to get some PTSD.
Some pretty thick and strong tea.
What the fuck?
Nice shirt.
My boob.
Now, how do you like your tube steak?
Just playing, bitch.
You don't got a choice.
You're gonna get it raw.
Oh, yes, bitch.
That's a long way down.
You wanna jump off that too?
I didn't think so.
Now you could jump on his dick, and there won't be any problems.
Or you could be a dumb bitch and attack the mighty rape man.
But guess what?
The dangling man is ultimate.
Oh, no, no way.
Oh, my God.
He's raping her.
He's gonna rape her.
And the police down there don't even give a fuck.
He's gonna fucking rape her.
Oh, my God, no.
All right, you know, that's it.
All right, that's enough.
That's enough of this shit.
Sick Twisted Internet Requests00:15:06
That's it, dude.
All right.
We're not watching the rest of this garbage.
I mean, you see, this is the kind of sick, twisted mentality that you have with people that fucking watch and that are anesthetized with this anime bullshit, man.
I'm telling you, you people that watch anime, I'm not even joking, man.
I spit in your fucking face.
I spit in your fucking faces, man.
Fucking sick perverts.
All right, let's move on here.
All right, let's move on.
Yeah, Gassin Jobs, you're a sick son of a bitch, dude.
All right, this next one was requested by Norse Brony.
Norse Brony requested this.
So let's go ahead and see what the hell Norse Brony is talking about.
He's kind of mixed on his goddamn request.
He said, here's a G-Note, no affiliation with that snake in the grass Gino X. Snake in the grass, Gino.
What is this?
DaCoro Chan.
Jesus Christ.
Can you fuck off?
That better not be another goddamn ridiculous anime.
I'll tell you that.
All right, here it is.
Here's Norse Brony who requested this $18.66 bucker.
What the hell is this?
Oh, Jesus.
This is going to be a sick, fucking weird ass.
This is some weird shit, isn't it?
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me.
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
What the fuck?
She was looking kind of dumb with her phone.
Oh my god, dude.
The years start coming and they don't stop coming.
Back to the rules and I hit the ground right.
Hence not to live for fun.
And get smart but your head gets dumb.
So much to do, so much to see, so much fun.
We're thinking the back streets.
You'll never know if- I mean, is this a mashup?
Is this a mash-up?
I mean, do people like this mash-up?
You know, sometimes mashups can be rather clever.
Most of the time they suck a cock with him.
All right, let's give it to the two-minute mark, and then that's about it.
Jesus Christ.
All right, that's enough.
All right, Smash Mouth and MCR.
I don't know what the hell MCR is, but Jesus fucking Christ, dude.
Who the hell requested?
Norsk Brony.
Norsk Brony requested this.
Anyways, I don't know what to say about that, Norsk Brony.
Seriously, I don't know what the hell to say about it.
All right, let's go to the next one.
All right, this next $18.66 Bucker, this next one is requested by, who the hell is this?
Goddess of the chicken.
Goddess of the chicken.
This person said, check this shit out, my guy.
Doom music kicks the shit out of weebs.
The fuck is that supposed to mean, huh?
Goddess of the fucking chicken.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
See what the hell he's talking about here.
Hold on, put the PC shot on.
What is this shit?
What is this shit, goddess of the chicken?
What is this?
What the hell is Ultimate Doom Music?
Hold on, let me make sure there's...
Oh!
OH SHIT, AH, FUCKING, FUCKING, FUCKING, YOU FUCKING SHICK FUCKS, YOU- You fuckers, man!
Every fucking time!
Every fucking time!
All right, that's it.
You fuckers want to play this.
You fuckers want to play like that.
All right, I've got how many more of these do I fucking have?
I've got two more, and then you know what?
Fuck you, I'm out of here.
All right, fuck you, I'm out of here.
Go fuck yourselves if y'all are gonna fucking do that shit to me, you fucking piece of shit.
All right, I'm not even fucking joking around.
Fuck you, you fucking fucking scumbags, man.
I'm telling you, whoever fucking did that, I hope you fucking die.
I hope you die in a fucking fire, you piece of shit.
I hope you get cancer of the cock, you fucking piece of shit.
I'm not fucking joking, man.
You fuckers are sick!
And fuck you if you think this is funny in the chat room, man.
Fuck you!
Fuck you if you think it's fucking funny, man!
All right, I'm getting the fuck.
You think it's funny?
I'm getting the fuck out of here.
I'm doing these last two.
You can all go fuck yourselves, all right?
You can all go fuck yourselves.
I'm not even joking.
I'm not taking this shit.
I'm not fucking.
Y'all are gonna fucking laugh.
You think it's fucking hilarious?
Go fuck yourselves, all right?
Piece of shit.
All right, hold on.
This is my Tyler, the fucking creator.
Tyler, the fucking creator, fucking requested this shit.
It was a script.
Hey, stop fucking donating, you pieces of shit.
All right?
Stop fucking donating.
What is this?
What?
What is this?
Whoever keeps donating these autistic shock videos, please go neck yourself.
No shit why ghost goes on long breaks like last week you're costing yourself lulls by sending this I know I Thank you, my cock.
Listen to my cock, man.
My cock is fucking making plenty of sense, for Christ's sake.
All right?
Fucking pieces of dumb fucking shithead.
It should be used as torturing music.
I'm not even joking around.
This shit sucks, man.
I mean, this should be used to torture people in fucking Guantanamo Bay.
This fucking sucks so bad.
Alright, Dokuro Chan.
Dakuro Chan requested this one here, and we're gonna fucking make this quick.
And of course, it's more anime bullshit.
All right, man.
You know what?
Maybe I should go back to YouTube and just fucking end this $18.66 bucker nightmare.
I'm not even fucking around, man.
We should just fucking end this shit.
Hey, look, here's more fucking sick-ass anime.
You're squeezing my animals.
This is so fucking stupid.
Somebody save me!
Absolutely cannot be.
This is so fucking stupid, man.
Why not?
Because you can tell someone!
Alright, I mean, this is so fucking stupid.
All right.
All right, everyone.
I'd like to introduce you to your new classmate.
Please welcome her.
We've been waiting to meet her.
I mean, give me a fucking break.
All right, I've had enough.
I've had enough of this thumbs up.
Wait just a second.
I never agreed to that.
I mean, what exactly is this stupid cartoon trying to convey here?
Matsunaga.
Oh my god.
I was wondering if I could ask you a question.
What is that ring hovering above your head?
I'm telling you, you fucking people are sick, twisted fucking idiots, man.
You guys are fucking sick, twisted assholes.
Sir, now that the domestic representative has turned into a monkey.
I've had enough.
All right, I've had enough of this.
We get it.
All right, you fucking autistic idiots.
All right.
All right.
Here's another Tub Guy.
All right.
Tub Guy requested this.
I don't even know if it's the real Tub Guy, but time for this jukebox to play a proper mashup.
Ah, fucking Christ.
Hi, Ghost.
Since you're about to rage, quit again.
I thought you'd like to.
Yeah, well, you know, just stop donating, all right?
Don't stop donating for Christ's sake.
Or stop donating.
Excuse me.
Stop donating.
I'm sorry.
Don't go.
We can discuss politics, magic, the joker, or I can show more.
I don't want to see your fucking girlfriend, you fucking idiot.
I don't want to see your fucking girlfriend.
Hold on, what is this?
Tub Guy requested this, and this is supposed to be a goddamn mashup.
Hold on, what is this?
Thinking emoji.
If only there was another streaming site that you could go back to which would instantly fix issues with the shock videos and anime food for thought.
Well, thank you very much, thinking emoji.
All right, Tub Guy requested this, so let's see what the hell what kind of mashup.
What the hell?
Not me.
Hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
Stop fucking donating.
No, fucking fuck off, dude.
Seriously, don't fucking donate to me anymore.
I'm done.
I'm done for the evening.
I'm done for the night.
I'm fucking done with you people.
God, Jesus fucking Christ.
Who's donating?
Oh, the irony.
Listen, stop fucking donating.
I don't want to donate.
I don't want any more donations.
I don't want to broadcast to a bunch of sick fucking perverts if this is what the fuck you're going to do.
So stop donating.
I want to salvage whatever I've got left on my Saturday fucking night instead of wasting it with you sick fucks.
Fucking piece of shit.
Anyway, play Tub Guy's fucking mashup, for fuck's sake.
Are you kidding me?
rap song over the song stupefy and tub guy requested this Remember that tub guy?
I mean, I...
I don't even know what to say to this.
I don't even know what to say to this.
Hold on.
Man, stop fucking doing.
I want to fucking leave now, okay?
I want to fucking leave.
Leave me the fuck alone.
All right, you know what?
Who is anybody?
Stop donating.
Just stop fucking doing it.
I don't owe you shit.
12 hours.
I don't owe you fucking nothing.
What the fuck?
What, man?
No.
I'm trying to listen to Tub Guys matchup.
Oh, God, man.
Come on.
Just leave me the fuck alone, man.
Seriously, I don't want to be on this show anymore.
All right.
You fucking people are sick.
I don't want to be on this show anymore.
Fuck!
FUCK! Shit man...
LISTEN TO THIS FUCKING MASHUP I like it, you fuckers, man!
I don't know how many kids might blow home.
My gun control leaves y'all with no harm.
God damn it, I fucking hate you people.
Left in the past of the bad that can go beat.
Five knots.
Turn it up, Mad Socky.
Animal dog.
Goddammit, I fucking wish I could bitch-slap you all!
Alright. Alright.
I think we've had enough.
Alright, we get it, dude.
We get it.
We get this fucking shit.
All right.
Enough.
Alright, and look, right when I told everybody to stop fucking donating, these fuckers are piling these fucking $18.66 buckers up.
Listen, man, I don't want to fucking broadcast to you people right now, man.
All right?
Look, jukeback.
Fuck you, jukebox track four crying.
You understand, man?
All right.
I think you fucking people are sick.
You're sick, fucking internet people, man.
You understand?
You're all a bunch of sick fucking internet people.
Fucking assholes.
All right, but just fucking.
I just want to hurry up.
Look, stop.
Stop fucking Duva.
Maybe some rock and roll will make you feel better.
Duva!
Damn it, Duva.
Sorry, hard trolls, man.
Glad to see you.
Damn it.
In the field of local live hard.
I mean, oh my god.
I know you're mad about the sick videos, but please don't punish the rest of us I won't do what I- what the fuck?!
I mean, come on.
Just please ignore any Donnos of videos who have videos with less than 1,000 views.
Oh, God, man.
And there's fucking Dan the fucking Oracle for Christ's sake, man.
No, we shouldn't.
All right.
No, the fuck we shouldn't.
Peto, nigger, Faggot.
Yeah, go fuck off.
Go listen to that.
That fucking stupid idiot, man.
What?
Ignoring Low View Count Videos00:07:36
What?
Stop donating.
You're getting me upset.
I'm fucking out here.
I want to quit the show.
Oh, no.
Oh, God.
It happened again.
You're damn right.
I want to quit the fucking show.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you all listening to this bullshit?
Are you listening to this?
Jesus freaking Christ.
No, really?
No, really?
Listen, man, just seriously, can't you all just fucking leave me alone, dude?
All right.
I mean, seriously.
I mean, just fucking leave me alone, man.
I mean, just that's why I took a fucking week off, dude.
I'll probably take another one now.
All right.
How about that shit?
I'll probably take a fucking other one since you fucking people want to be this way with me, man.
All right.
All right.
This one was requested by Dark Me Magician Girl.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Here it is.
Dark Me Magician Girl.
And fuck you in the chat room.
All right.
Can't you see?
I'm easily bothered by my sister.
What the fuck?
Real X can't get up.
Man, dude, I got more friends like you.
What do I do?
Man, fuck off.
All of you, man.
Just fuck the fuck off, man.
God damn, you fucking people piss me the fuck off, man.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Listen to this stupid horse shit.
Oh, my God.
I mean, are you shitting me?
I mean, I'm gonna go...
Man, all of you fuck yourselves, dude.
Seriously, man.
All of you fucked yourselves now.
Don't say friends, tell me another word.
If there's no standard anymore, wanna take who I am, where I've been alone.
You can't be something or not.
All right, we get it, dude.
And listen to this dumbass Skrillex bullshit.
I mean, listen to this dumb shithead Skrillex bullshit.
And, you know, believe it or not, modern-day fucking millennial and Gen Zers call this shit music.
Come on.
All right, I've had enough.
I've had enough of this shit.
Okay, turn this shit off.
I mean, you know, when some nerdy ass, fucking long-haired, fucking half a fucking fruit idiot with goddamn hipster glasses can pounce on an iPad and create shit like that and make a million bucks.
I don't know what the fuck kind of fucking.
I don't know what kind of time zone we're in.
I don't know what kind of time we're in out here.
Here's a joke.
Do you get when you combine millionaire needs with a hambone from Texas?
You get what you deserve.
Fucking, you know what?
Go fuck off, 2012 fan.
All right, go fuck yourself.
I'm tired, dude.
You know, I should have never, I should have just fucking, I should have taken a whole fucking month off is what I should have done.
Should have taken a whole fucking month off because I knew that, you know, you guys are a bunch of fucking degenerates, you know, all of you.
All right.
Thank you very much, Dark Me Magician Girl with the Skrillex fucking Pantera bullshit.
Let's move on to the next $18.66 bucker.
And it's Time for the Jukebox Show requested this.
All right.
Time for the Jukebox show requested this.
And of course, I've got to wait for a fucking advertisement.
I just, man, I'm so, I'm so out of it, dude.
Time for the jukebox show.
Go ahead and play that one.
Time for the jukebox show requested this.
All right.
What the hell is this?
Young Yogi and Lil Nar.
Dude, are you kidding me, man?
This is what rap has culminated to?
Oh, my God.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Hold on.
I was excited for a show today, as I'm sure many are too, and for what was ahead.
Please punish the one who deliberately does the shock videos, not all of us.
Whoever that asshole is, knows how to ruin shit for everyone.
Well, you know, if y'all know who it is, y'all figure it out amongst yourselves, dude.
Figure it out.
Figure it out, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, let's play this fucking, what is this?
Who requested this?
Time for the Jukebox show.
Thank you, aesthetic.
I appreciate it there, man.
Oh, my God.
This is a rapper?
This is a rapper.
Hey, look at it.
He's wearing a purse.
He's wearing a merse.
It's what you call a man purse?
A merse.
Look at this fucking fruit.
Yeah, I'm so scared of fucking guys that are wearing merces, dude.
And look at this fatty over here.
there's a fat fuck over here with a fucking bag of weed this this this looks like the wackest fucking crew i've ever seen in my life I mean, seriously, this looks like the wackest fucking crew of people I've ever seen.
And you know, of course, you got to put in the fucking auto-tunes because you know this guy's fucking how old is this guy, dude?
This guy looks like he's 40.
I mean, this is music, dude.
This is music now.
Fucking shit, dude.
You know what I hope?
I hope some real gangsters are watching this shit.
They recognize the hood and they go jack these fools for their fucking weed and their goddamn chains and shit.
These guys look weak as fuck.
All right, we'll give it 15 more seconds.
I mean, they're all wearing purses, dude.
They're wearing man purses, man.
I mean, is this the new gangster thing now, wearing a fucking merse?
Hold on, I saw a license plate there.
Where are they from?
I saw a license plate.
Hold on.
Is that California?
Is that-is it Georgia?
Georgia.
Florida License Plate Confusion00:16:02
Oh, my God.
Georgia?
Georgia.
What happened to you, oh, yo ass?
All right, that's enough of that shit.
Jesus fucking Christ.
It's Miami, Florida.
It says Georgia on the plate, you fucking dickhead.
Look, it says Georgia right there, you fucking fucking jerk dick.
It's in Florida.
Well, of course, this would be in Florida.
Florida is literally geographically and literally the colon of America.
So it makes sense that this shit was made in Florida, all right?
Anyway, time for the jukebox show requested that.
Yeah, real funny, all right?
All right, let's move on to the next one here.
This next one was requested by the CS Jukebox SC.
I don't know what the fuck that means.
Oh, the irony.
The CS Juk box.
I don't know what the fuck that is.
All right.
Bel are you talking about the irony?
What are you talking about here?
Hold on, what?
What?
What, Art Hammond?
What?
Honestly, I agree with aesthetic.
Whoever is donating shock videos and causing ghosts to leave is running it into the ground.
It's not funny.
It'sn't funny.
Seriously, it isn't funny, man.
Showing shit, snakes, and dicks.
Seriously.
It is not fucking funny, man.
Ah, Jackler now.
All right, great.
Well, considering this look like it won't stop for a while.
Here's some Pantera for you.
You know I won't fucking leave, dude.
Why don't you fucking stop?
Anyway, let's move on.
What is this?
The CS Juki box requested this.
All right, what is this shit?
We brought you masterpieces like Corsair Towers, the Obama Corsair, and the Corsair Slave Ship.
For the celebration of our biggest customer, we bring to you our best product yet.
Introducing Trumro, please.
The Corsair Jukebox scuffed edition.
Yeah, you're a fan of you, man.
All right.
I'm tired of you, fucking Michael Salem.
And Molten Shekels, this beast of a jukebox runs on Canz OS, 11th year edition.
Pre-installed with Peenix 6.9 and Boncey Bunny.
And it does something that no other jukebox has done before, folks.
That's right, ladies and gentlemen.
You can play videos straight off of the internet with this jukebox.
In our previous versions, we decided to make the jukebox work once $8 were inserted.
But in order to maximize Shekel Goblinry, we increased the price to not $12, not $15, not even $18.
You fucking $15 and fuck you!
Fuck you!
You can jew all the shekels out of someone like this.
I was trying to stop y'all from donating!
From across the internet via credit card information, one of these things would be perfect for boomers, your granny, tub guys across the world, and new fag trolls.
Here's some reviews from satisfied customers.
Are you fucking kidding me?
This shit fucking sucks.
Who the hell would ever buy this?
I find it perfect for trolling some dude called Ghost.
He gets really angry when I send a video with the N-word in it.
He's nice.
There's Fusball Table.
What the fuck are you just fucking saying?
And I almost think it's actually perfect, I'm...
I'm pretty happy with it.
You look for a long time, I haven't thrown Ghost.
I didn't even know he was still doing shows.
But this just introduced all new ballgame.
I can't wait to send all my hard-earned communist money to ghosts.
The Corsair Juniper disgusted missionaries.
$5,000 bust taxes and fees.
But wait, if you order now, we'll throw in some snake-ass videos absolutely free.
Just call us at our toll-free number, 1-515-604-9052.
If you don't like it, shove it up, your ass!
For them pesos, Ribby A-Ho!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
I'm tired of you, you fucking pieces of shit!
Fuckers!
Fucking turn to you pieces of shit!
You talk about me!
You fucking air these stupid sick-ass shock videos!
You make fun of my fucking, my computer!
My Corsair!
I-160, man!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you, alright?
Fuck off!
Who the fuck donated?
Oliver Carswell donated, said, hey, ghosts, just wanted to let you know that Young Yogi is also a vocalist for a metal band.
Oh, that's great.
That's fucking great.
Jesus fucking.
How many more of these do we have?
Look at all these fucking donos, dude.
I mean, are you fucking.
Can y'all just leave me alone for Christ's sake?
Damn it, I want to end this show, man.
I want to end the fucking show.
I want to salvage whatever I got left on my Saturday night.
I want to end the fucking show, man.
I want to end the fucking show.
I want to end the fucking show.
Man, I can't go on.
I got to get a shot or some shit, man.
I'm going to be fucking.
Give me my shot glass for Christ's sake.
I want to salvage whatever's left of my Saturday night.
Do you understand?
I waste my weekends with you, fucks, man.
And this is the kind of garbage that you fuckers do.
Fucking hell, man.
Give me my fucking.
What do I want to drink?
The fuck do I want to?
What do you want, Art Hammond?
What do you want?
Can someone please donate some ska music?
Some real big.
No, you just don't fucking donate anymore, man.
Just don't.
Just fucking don't.
Just sit there, shut up, and listen.
Just sit there and shut up and listen, you fucks.
God damn it, man.
Stop fucking donating, you fucking goddamn anel sniffing homos.
Just stop.
I need a fucking thing.
Give me some Kragenmoor.
Give me some fucking Kragenmoor for Christ's sake, man.
Give me the fucking Kragan Moore, man.
Pour that shit in there.
This is a great fucking spy-side single-malt fucking whiskey, man.
Fucking Kragenmoor.
Look, man, I want to be honest with you, man.
This is why I want to move to YouTube so we can make this a better show without shit like this, man.
All right?
Oh, my God.
My Sky Corp bid for the day.
Your Sky Corp vid for the day.
Listen, why don't you all just leave me alone, okay?
Just leave me alone for heaven's sake, man.
I just want to, I'm going to go back to YouTube, man.
I'm not even fucking around.
Whoa, Tim McCrab.
Oh, my God.
You're missing UFC for the day.
I know.
God damn it, Tim McCrab.
I know.
I missed the greatest UFCs.
I missed the greatest boxing matches.
I'm missing Golufkin boxing some fucking ham and egger.
I'm missing a bunch of shit.
I could be at Twin Peaks right fucking now, getting served 32-ounce ice-cold fucking beers and old fucking ice-cold beer mugs, eating ghost fucking pepper chicken wings for Christ's sake, having all the combat sports being broadcasted on screens all over the fucking bar and being served by some 20-year-old piece of ass.
Instead, I'm sitting here fucking around with you people.
Instead, I'm sitting here fucking around with you fucks.
Oh, look at that fucking anime is better than UFC.
Yeah, you would say that, wouldn't you, you fruit bowl?
Huh?
You would say that.
And look at Templeton.
Ghost is missing out on life.
LOL.
Yeah, fucking.
I'm wasting my life with you, unappreciative dicks.
I'm wasting my life with you, unappreciative dickheads, man.
All right, give me my fucking shot.
I don't want to hear these fuckers anymore, for Christ's sake, man.
That's the only way I can fucking pallet this fucking show is by getting sloppy drunk, dude.
That's the only way I can pallet this shit.
Damn the Oracle 100 bucks!
A HUNDRED BOTS?!
Play it all.
If someone tries to interrupt, pause it.
Pause it if you want to talk over it.
Oh my god.
Fucking Dan, the fucking Oracle, just made it rain on all you Dan, the Oracle haters.
$100 fucking dollars.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Are you shitting me?
Is that the real fucking Dan the Oracle?
Did he just make it rain on all the fucking trolls?
I mean, good God.
I mean, good God.
Oh, my God, man.
I'm going to have to play his video, the whole fucking thing, for heaven's sake.
My god a hundred dollars for and I'm gonna be forced to watch it It better not be like some 30-minute shit or something.
Where's the doughnut?
I got to fix the dono music for $100.
Remember, this is a Saturday Night Troll show.
You know, we're trying.
I can't.
What a comeback show, dude.
What a fucking comeback show.
Oh, God.
Now I'm belching.
Dan, the chargebacker.
I don't think Dan has charged back anything, dude.
I think that Dan's been pretty good, as a matter of fact.
So, you know, cheers to that.
Anyway, let me take my shot here, okay?
Let me take my shot.
I want to say cheers to everybody out there who's listening.
All right.
I'm going to have to continue on with these 18.
I mean, look at him piling them up.
Since you said you're hungry.
God, man.
Are you fucking shitting me?
Are you fucking joking me, man?
I mean, why are y'all doing this to me today, man?
No, no.
Man, come on, man.
Welcome back to a CC Kasum coming in at number 34.
I want to salvage my Saturday night, man.
I want to salvage.
I just wanted to salvage my fucking Saturday night, man.
That's all I wanted.
Oh, Christ, man.
Just leave me the fuck alone, man.
All right.
Oh, my God.
You expect Ghost to just sit there and take it like good little boys that we won't go werewolf and beat his wife after the broadcast.
Fuck you.
You ain't going to do shit.
All right.
You ain't going to do shit.
Sit there and shut up there, paper boy.
All right.
I want to say cheers to everybody out there.
Cheers to the inner circle.
I mean, I just want to have a Saturday and a weekend again, man.
That's why I took the goddamn show off for a week.
I just want to have a fucking weekend again, man.
All right.
Cheers to everybody out there, man.
Let me go ahead and take this shot.
Man, that Kragen Moore is great, man.
I love that fucking single mold.
All right, who else do we have here?
All right.
Don't stop donating, requested this $18.66 bucker, okay?
Don't stop donating.
Okay, so let's go ahead and go to Don't Stop Donating.
All right.
What is this?
What are what?
Oh my God, dude.
I have to wait for a fucking ad for heaven's sake.
What is this?
Fake Dan the Oracle.
It says, don't go back to YouTube.
I want to send you more Nazi vids during Radio Graffiti because we have more money than them.
Thanks for waiting a week for us to get these videos ready.
I make nice stois on bit shoot.
All right, we get it, you fucking idiot.
All right, here it is.
Don't stop donating, requested this.
What the hell is this?
Oh, Christ.
Don't stop believing.
What a two-hour loop?
I only ever charged Beth the Invaders must die cause you only played a little bit of it, ghost haters hating me making it rain on these pedo faggots.
In the chat for making it rain on these worthless nigger faggots.
Oh man, dude, Dan the Oracle, you know, I just he took the midnight.
I would seriously calm down on agitating these fucking trolls, dude.
I would seriously just, you know, and by the way, don't charge back again.
He took the midnight trainer.
All right.
Don't charge back again.
I mean, okay.
This is a two-hour loop of this shit.
A two-hour loop?
I mean, there are people, there's fucking 150,000, almost 160,000 people that listen to the two-hour loop to this shit.
I smell a wine, cheap perfume.
For a smile they can share the night.
It goes on and on and on and on.
Wait, is that, is that a?
Is that a fucking emoji of Bernie Sanders dancing?
Jesus Christ!
Fuck.
More music for the jukebox.
Oh, good god, dude.
C- Come on, dude.
We're listening to Don't Stop Believing.
We're listening to some music now.
Stop fucking donating, dude.
Seriously, man.
Come on, man, man.
We're listening to Don't Stop Believing.
We're listening to that shit.
See the blues.
What a moving man.
All right.
I'm surprised none of you have been fucking spamming boomer music.
This is somewhat boomer music, right?
There's a little bit of fucking boomer music going on here.
I'm reading this on behalf of both Tyler and Hans Abuser.
But seriously, guys, go watch some stom music.
Guys, the toaster mighty mighty box.
Dude, y'all are piling up.
Dude, y'all are piling up these goddamn $18.66 centers, dude.
I mean, come on, man.
Anyway, don't stop donating.
Requested this.
Play a couple more seconds of it.
Boomer Music Jukebox Revival00:02:08
Play a couple more seconds of it, then we'll move on to the next $18.66 bucker.
No, we're not doing 12-hour streams, dude.
No, we're not.
No.
Don't stop believing.
All right.
Don't stop believing.
All right, we get it.
All right, turn this off.
All right, that was that was pretty funny.
All right, yeah.
Don't stop donating, requested that.
Real fucking funny.
All right.
Thank you.
Don't stop donating.
I don't know about the two-hour loop of the song, but thank you.
All right.
Anyway, we got another $18.66 bucker by American Top 40.
I'm Casey Casem, and welcome back to American Top 40.
Let's rev up that Corsair jukebox.
Man, fuck off.
Look, listen.
Stop calling my computer a fucking jukebox.
It's fucking pissing me off.
Let's rev up that Corsair jukebox with a darker hit coming in at number 35.
It's a classic by Queen of Goth.
Suey, Suey, and the banshees.
What the fuck is this shit?
What the hell are you talking about?
Once again, American Top 40 requested this.
The hell are you talking about?
What is this crap?
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
The hell is this?
Is this some shit from Australia or some shit?
Is this something that the Aborigines made?
What the fuck?
What the hell?
Hey, Go's overdoing nothing.
Duva Dude HIV Name Comparison00:09:18
Just wanted to say Golupkin won by split decision.
Really?
Oh, shit.
Also, Don King is in the hospital, and Deontay Wilder is looking for a manager.
Wow, good shit.
Thank you very much.
Unironically ironic.
I appreciate that.
Looks like Triple G is losing his punching power.
And Don King's in the hospital.
Man, Don King, come on, stay with us, Donnie.
Stay with us, Don King.
love you baby what does anybody think about this track I mean, this is kind of a cookster crack, but, you know, it's kind of like, man.
Well, everybody's like, ah, fuck this talk.
Oh, somebody likes it.
Yeah, some people like this song in the chat room.
Tell you that.
I personally think it sounds a little fruit bowl, but...
Fortune was running, children were running, we found you're hiding, we found you're lying.
Fortune was running, children were running, we found you're hiding, we found you're hiding.
Oh yeah, let me put it back on the screen here.
Yeah, that's the album.
That's the song we're listening to here.
That's enough.
We've let it go for almost three minutes.
We've got mixed reviews in the chat room about the song.
So anyway, it's Duva Dude next.
Duva Dude.
And by the way, hey, Duva Dude, I hate to say this.
I'm trying to look for the commercial.
Let me see if I can find the commercial.
Hold on, man.
Let me see if I can find the commercial.
All right.
I'm not even joking around.
I gotta show you.
All right, hold on.
I've got to show you this thing.
If I can find it, hold on.
Let me see if I can find it.
Hold on.
Let me see if I can find it.
Man, there's a commercial out for it, but I can't find the commercial on YouTube.
It's a very new commercial.
Hold on.
Let me see if I can find it here.
Hold on.
Give me some time.
I want to show Duvadude something because it's meme magic.
I'm not even joking around.
It's meme magic.
I think that's.
I think I guess we can't find the commercial.
The commercial ain't on.
It ain't on for Christ's sake.
Look at this.
I'm trying to look for it.
Anyway, Duvadude, I want you to know that they have now.
Hold on, Mike Coch is about to talk.
Mike Koch is about to talk.
Hold on a second.
Since we're bringing up MMA, what's your opinion on Kane Velasquez fucking off to WWE?
He's being put in a program with Brock Lesnar.
Kane beat him back in 2010 in the Octagon.
Seems like that's the popular post-UFC gig now after Ralph did it too.
I have to agree.
Kane Velasquez, I mean, did you see his last fight?
I mean, Kane Velasquez got pretty fucking knocked out pretty badly.
And even though, you know, I guess he can't do what he used to do back in the day in the Octagon, he can go ahead and play fight in the wrestling ring.
And, you know, let's be honest, Kane Velasquez is a pretty big son of a bitch.
He was a heavyweight in the UFC.
So I think that's the way to go, in my personal opinion.
You know, I don't know.
Hold on, let me, let me, I'm trying to look for this commercial.
I can't fucking find it for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Hold on.
How about the commercial?
Do we have the commercial here?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Anyway, look, there's a new HIV drug that came out called Duvado.
Duvado.
I saw it on the logo channel the other day because I was watching some Married with Children marathons and shit.
Duvado is a fucking.
I'm serious.
It's Duva Otto.
All right.
I'm not even joking around.
Duvado HIV drug medication.
I want to show you the commercial, but I can't.
I can't show the ad.
I can't find it on YouTube.
It's not on YouTube.
I'm not even joking.
It's a funny ad.
It's of a fat black woman.
It's of a fat black woman.
It's like, I've got HIV, but I've got a lot to live for.
I work all day and I do this and I do that.
And, you know, fucking talking about Devado.
Anyway, and it's spelled D-O-V-A-T-O.
Devado.
All right.
Anyway, let's get to Duvadude's request here.
Okay.
I was trying to look for the goddamn commercial.
I can't find it.
But let's go ahead and go to Duvadude's request for an $18.66 bucker.
He said, maybe some rock and roll will make you feel better.
Let's get down with the sickness on a Saturday Night Troll Show.
Sorry about the try-hard trolls, man.
Glad to see you're back, though.
Well, thank you very much, Duva, dude.
I appreciate it.
Let's go ahead and see.
Hold on, what the fuck is this, Duva?
I thought, what the fuck is this shit?
Down with the dickness.
After I listen, isn't this even more meme magic?
You request something called down with the dickness, and I just inform you that there's a fucking HIV drug named after.
All right, never mind.
Play it.
Just play it.
I mean, is it the irony?
I'm just saying, down with the dickness.
Oh, wow.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
All right, let's see.
Let's hear this.
Drowning deep in my sea.
Broken your table.
What the fuck?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Pause this.
What is this?
Hold on, what?
Found the ad.
All right, we'll get to the ad in a second.
Hold on, we'll get to the ad in a second.
on my table it's only changing this is more perversion Will you give it to me?
Looking at my own rising dick When suddenly it changes My other thing it changes I know there is no turning gay Now you've woken on my teeth You've woken on my semen Dude, come on.
Get enough, come on, get down with the table.
Get up, come on, get down with the thickness.
Get up, come on, get down with the sick dick.
Open up your dick and let them open the mate.
Get up, come on, get down with the table.
I mean, me magic, man.
I was just talking about how Duva dude has the same name as a fucking HIV drunk, and then he requests this.
And then he requests this.
I can see the sicknesses sick.
Don't try to deny what you feel.
Will you give into my?
It seems that that was an instead in me.
Will you give me the table?
It seems you're having some trouble in dealing with my violins.
Living with my violin.
How now the world is of this place.
You've broken up the violin The violin What the fuck?
Simmons Get up, come on, get down with my ass.
Open up your mouth and then make a fun of you.
Get down, come on, get down with the down this.
Come on, get down with the down, down, down And the down, down, down.
That has been given to me, And when I meme, And when I meme, And when I meme, And I meme, Don't you drink it, Don't you drink it.
Devato Drug Pregnancy Test Warning00:02:07
I'll be a good bull.
I'll be a good bull.
All right, all right, that's enough.
Yeah, we've had enough.
All right, Duva, dude, thank you very much for that.
And by the way, somebody did say that they found the advertisement to the Devada.
So let's just take a look at Devada here.
I'm sorry, Duva Dude.
I mean, your name's Duva.
There's an HIV drug called Duvada.
And yeah, here it is right here.
Yeah, here it is.
Here it is right here.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is right here.
Here's the fucking ad.
I'm Ladea, and there's more to me than HIV.
There's my career, my cause, and creating my dream home.
I'm a work in progress.
Sold my skulls into who I am.
HIV medicine is one part of it.
Prescription Devato is for adults who are starting HIV-1 treatment and who aren't resistant to either of the medicines Dahl Utegrivir or Lamivudine.
Devato has two medicines and one pill to help you reach and then stay undetectable.
So your HIV can be controlled.
I told you, dude.
I told you.
You can take Devato any time of day, with food or without.
Don't take Devado if you're allergic to any of it.
It's some black woman.
And you know, this is what's racist about it.
Hold on, I'll get to it in a second.
Your hepatitis B may get worse or become life-threatening if you stop taking Devato.
So do not stop Devato without talking to your doctor.
Serious side effects can occur, including allergic reactions, liver problems, and liver failure.
Life-threatening side effects include lactic acid buildup and severe liver problems.
And look, she's got a black man here.
Look, there's a black man there.
Stop taking Devado.
So who gave who AIDS?
Tell your doctor if you have kidney or liver problems.
Who gave who AIDS?
What?
All right, Oliver Coswell.
All right, hold on.
We're watching the rest of this.
Hold on.
Since one of these momented payments, oh my God.
Hey, fuck yo, mane.
All right, look, look, all right.
Whoever did that, that's fucked up.
All right, play the rest of it.
Baby, your doctor should do a pregnancy test before starting Devato.
Who Gave Who AIDS00:04:38
Look at that.
That's her man right there.
Who gave who AIDS?
The most common side effects are headache, diarrhea.
Who gave who AIDS?
So much goes into who I am and hope to be.
Ask your doctor if starting HIV.
I mean, first of all, this is an HIV drug.
The first thing I thought of was Duva, dude, when I saw Duvado.
And secondly, why is it a black woman who seems to be heterosexual who looks or appears to have a man in her life?
I mean, are we just to accept that, or not we, but people like this woman who is afflicted with HIV, are we just supposed to accept that one of them have gone outside their relationship and got infected and yet they're still staying together?
Oh, it's a black tranny?
Well, you know, you could be right.
I don't know if it was a black tranny or not, but yeah, that's some irony to say the least.
All right, let's go and let's get to the next $18.66 bucker up in here because we got a whole fucking shitload of them for heaven's sake.
All right, this next one is by Dan the Oracle.
This is not the $100 one.
This is another one that he requested.
He said, hey, ghoster, we should do another Dan and Ghost show soon.
No, we shouldn't.
This is by Dan the Oracle.
He requested this one.
So let's see what this one is for an 18 bucker and 66 center.
Hold on, what is this?
Hold on, put the PC shot on.
What is this shit?
Well, let's take a look around here as everything seems to be collapsing down.
The Dow collapsing 1,300 points.
This is fucking three days in crotch rocket.
Off news that has been released early in the morning that has affected these markets big time.
Now, of course, ever since the beginning talks of a Trump impeachment, there have been dips in the market, and there's always dips in the market.
But there's been some heavy dips in the market downtrends connected to this.
Sounds like somebody's been listening to my show because this is what I've been fucking talking about for the past year.
Here, recently, we've seen movements connected to the Fed and Powell, and then Trump arguing that he likes a weak dollar.
Trump arguing that he likes a weak dollar.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What is this shit?
To be able to do trade with globally.
What is that about?
Powell was basically the work that Trump had done in terms of trying to get the economy into a good spot.
Now, we know that we're in a trade war as well, so to speak, out here on this world stage with China involved, a lot of other countries involved.
Now they've turned their sights toward Europe to start tariffs in Europe on different countries like France and the countries that like to eat their cheese and have their wine out there.
They're looking to smack tariffs on all types of stuff.
In the field of local lives, I see here chart after chart.
Well, somebody's been listening to Ghost.
Not only black, but buy in a furry.
Shocking.
What?
Wait, hold on.
What did you say?
Did you know that Duvadud is not only black, but buy in a furry?
Oh, dude, come on.
Let's not start that shit.
All right.
Let's not start that shit.
Going downhill, except for one.
Guess which one is showing gains?
Gold.
That's why we say hedge your bets, folks.
And in this instance, this could keep on going down.
We're just going to have to wait and see how this plays out here for this week.
But U.S. manufacturing, this report is the latest here, showing the industrial activity falling to its lowest level since June of 2000.
I know this.
I've been saying this.
I've been saying this for a long time.
I'll leave links below.
Follow me on Twitter for breaking news and join us on D Live for exclusive live streams.
You'll only find there.
Links below.
What the fuck is this?
Hold on, wait a minute.
Hold on.
What is this?
Download, screenshot that shit now.
Ghost needs to see this.
He has two videos of dogs being goofy.
One of them, one of the dudes stomping on a wombat to death.
Are you fucking kidding me, dude?
No, we're not.
No, we're not going to fucking.
We're not watching this, dude.
Stomping on a Wombat Video00:15:46
All right.
We're not watching fucking some.
Ah, gee, we're not watching this shit.
All right.
We're not watching it.
All right.
Jesus Christ, dude.
All right.
But yeah, whoever the hell was commenting about the markets, I've been, I've said this since the beginning of the year.
I said, cash is king right now.
Federal Reserve has brought a lot of value back to the dollar.
And as a result, the economic prosperity that we've had during the Trump administration is being diminished because when you have a valuable dollar, people aren't going to go out and spend it.
People are not going to go out and spend it for Christ's sake.
So, all right, it is what it is.
All right.
So let's go ahead and play.
Look, hey, shut up in the fucking chat room.
I played enough.
I already played three minutes of the fucking video.
Shut the fuck up.
All right.
Shut the fuck up.
I'm not going to sit over here and talk about fucking.
Hold on, Oh, wait a minute.
Hold on.
Hold on just a second.
Hold on.
All right.
What, Lord Cooler?
What?
What?
How many times do I have to tell you everything is predetermined to happen the way it does?
It's not me magic.
Have you ever heard of deja vu?
Have you never thought about someone you have not talked in a long time and all of a sudden they show up?
Uh, yeah, occasionally.
All right, all right, I'll play the rest of this since these fucking people are calling me a scammer.
It's true.
We and Dova have exotic furry if RP sessions.
My kangaroo and his red.
Fuck off, Art Hammond, dude.
All right.
I know.
You think you're such a fucking edgelord.
Fuck off, all right?
Go fuck yourself.
Oh my, hot buriaki.
What the fuck am I watching, dude?
Aw, dude, come on.
Come on.
Come on.
All right, I got to read these two donos.
Furry dude said, I'm not joking.
Duva Dude said that he's a furry and he's also come out as buy.
I would not lie to you.
And then the anonymous said, if you're interested, the guy's called Dabu77 on YouTube.
He's throwing them red pills.
Check him out.
I've actually watched Dabu77.
He gets a little too cookster with the UFO shit, though.
You know what I mean?
He gets just a little bit too kookster with the UFO shit, in my opinion.
I think that, you know, he could, you know, he could lay off of that shit.
I'm sorry.
Anyway, let's move on.
All right.
We've got Jackler.
Jackler requested this $18.66 bucker up in here.
So let's go ahead.
Ah, Jesus fucking Christ.
Jackler said, Well, considering this looks like it won't stop for a while.
Here's some Pantera for you.
And take a look at what he requested.
Here it is, Jackler.
All right.
Jackler requesting this bullshit.
The fucking recorder flute crap.
Trying to make Pantera look like a bunch of idiots.
Fucking Christ, man.
This is fucking stupid.
Shut up in the chat room saying it's an improvement.
Go shove it up your ass, all right?
It's a fucking improvement.
Oh my god, this is fucking cringy, dude.
Are you kidding me?
This is like killing a cat.
That's what it sounds like.
All right, you know, this is stupid.
All right.
All right.
Real funny, Jackler.
Jesus, this is so fucking dumb, man.
And who makes this shit, man?
Who has the fucking time, effort, and energy to make this bullshit?
All right, turn this shit off.
My God.
Dude this is horrible, that's enough.
That's enough.
That's enough of this flesh flute playing, all right?
That's enough of this flesh flute playing.
Yeah, thanks a lot, Jackler.
I appreciate it.
I appreciate the flesh flute playing, man.
All right.
Anyway, Jesus Christ, I'm tired of you people fucking making fun of Pantera.
What is what now, Art Hammond?
What now?
Oh, my God.
Hey, ghost, do you want to engage some furry yiff sessions with me, baby?
I can hop on your ass like that.
This is for all you people.
You hear Art Hammond?
Do you hear the sick bastard?
And you guys are all down with this sort of bitch.
All right, shut up, Art Hammond.
You're a sick man, dude.
You're a sick bastard.
But you don't care.
That's the thing about it.
You're like, hey, dude, I'm sick, but I really don't care, man.
I'm a little goofy.
Anyway, let's get to the next $18.66 bucker.
This is by Oliver Carswell.
He said, hey, ghosts, just wanted to let you know that Yogi or Young Yogi is a vocalist for a metal band.
So, Oliver Carswell requested this one here.
And I don't know what the hell this is, but let's take a look at what the hell Oliver Carswell requested for an $18.66 bucker.
What is this young Yogi?
Wait, is this the guy that was singing the rap song?
Is this the guy that was singing the rap song?
It sounds like some metal.
I mean, you know, it sounds like some decent metal.
Which one is he?
Let's recognize the dude that was rapping.
I mean, it's metal, you know what I mean?
It's not too bad.
It ain't too bad.
That ain't too bad, metal.
What is this?
Good idea, Art.
Let's have our furry roleplay over TTS on the show.
Ghosts and the audience.
Fuck you, dude.
Don't know.
Don't.
Don't, don't.
You know, this isn't too bad a medal, dude.
I mean, seriously, this isn't that bad of metal.
You may call me Goofy, but I really want your amazing goofy bone.
Art Hammond, dude, seriously.
Take about 10 steps away from my fucking butt crack, all right?
Seriously.
I know you want to get a good whiff, but all you're going to get from me is this.
That's all you're going to fucking get.
Anyway, that was a decent little bit of metal there, Oliver Carswell.
I appreciate that.
Was that the same guy from that weird-ass rap crew that I was making fun of, for Christ's sake?
Hey, what is this?
YouTube Snowflake.
YouTube Snowflake Company.
It says, yay, spaghetti.
I'm a snowflake.
I'm advertiser-friendly.
Is that video that isn't suitable for a four-year-old to watch?
Take it the heck down.
Evil.
Re social justice warriors triggered.
Don't go back to YouTube as shit.
All right.
Well, people are telling me not to do this.
What is it?
Danielle the Tarticle.
Oh, my God.
Hey, Dova and Arteman.
Want to roleplay with me?
I'm just a shy girl that moved here till the heaty.
Please play with me, giggles.
Dude, that's enough.
I mean, Siri, enough of this shit.
All right.
Enough of this dramatic crap.
Seriously, all right?
Jesus fucking Christ.
All right.
The next.
What is this?
What the fuck is this crap?
Great idea, ghost.
We should appeal to people with fart fetishes.
Can y'all fuck off with your sick perversion, fucking please?
All right.
All right, look, this next goddamn $18.66 bucker was requested by ST Mike the Meme Genie.
All right, ST Mike the Meme Genie requested this.
What the hell is this, ST Mike?
What the fuck is this shit?
What?
What, dude?
What?
I'm going to stick.
All right, that's enough.
Flick a picture.
Me, Arthur Vandwell.
My acting tape is designed to transform you into a one-of-a-kind performer.
Isn't that right, buddy?
Buddy.
Oh, no.
Buddy.
Buddy.
Arthur has such a deep understanding of nuance better than any other actor I've ever seen.
Are you fucking kidding me, dude?
He's a modern-day Shakespeare.
Are you kidding me?
Wait on me.
What the fuck, S.T. Mike?
I'm a kind of talk.
Okay, we'll find you.
Again, we'll find you.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Thanks a lot, aesthetic.
Dude, are you kidding me, man?
That was fucking lame, man.
Who the hell requested that again?
Who the hell requested that?
ST Mike the Meme Genie, the guy who's fruiting up with Art Hammond over here.
Yeah, real fucking funny.
All right, here it is.
Dan the Oracle requested a hundred bucks.
All right, he donated a hundred bucks for me to watch this, and he wants me to watch all of it.
Hopefully, it isn't too terribly long for Christ's sake.
All right, what is this?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
The field of local live.
Oh, my God.
I'm going to stick my man.
Seriously, with the sick fucking fanfic and all you people that are doing this, please stop.
All right.
Let's watch this.
Remember, Dan the Oracle requested this one for a $100 bill.
So let's see what the hell Dan the Oracle requested here, right?
How long is this, son of a bitch?
It's fucking 18 minutes.
19 minutes.
Come on, dude.
Are you serious?
Fucking 18, 19 minutes, dude.
I got to play $100 bill, dude.
It's a hundo.
And by the way, bowl cut is now a terrorist term.
Alright, as well as the okay symbol with your little hands.
I was not raised in a racist home or environment.
Living in the south, almost every white person has a small amount of racial awareness simply because of the numbers of Negroes in this part of the country.
Oh, come on.
But it is a superficial awareness.
In the field of local lives growing up in school.
Hey, hey, we're watching Dan the Oracle.
Alright, into Mrs. Ghost.
Fuck off, alright?
We're watching Dan the Oracle's video.
Shut the fuck up.
Into Mrs. Ghost in her.
Alright, go fuck off, dude.
Alright, shut up.
The white and black kids would make racial jokes towards each other.
But all they were were jokes.
Me and white friends would sometimes watch things that would make us think that blacks were the real racists.
Another element of the world.
I mean, we're listening to a video here.
Fuzzy Butt WowDan.
You really grew.
Maybe Arteman should bring out the gay belt for you.
Maybe if you spread wide enough, you'll be a real twink-like ghost over here.
Like ghost?
Fuck you, asshole, alright?
Red panda dude, but whatever the hell you're listening to the $100 dono by Dan the Oracle.
Shut the fuck up!
But there was no real understanding behind it.
The event that truly awakened me was the Trayvon Martin case.
I kept hearing and seeing his name, and eventually I decided to look him up.
I read the Wikipedia article, and right away, I was unable to understand what the big deal was.
It was obvious that Zimmerman was in the right, but more importantly, this prompted me to type in the words black on white crime into Google.
And I have never been the same since that day.
The first website I came to was the Council of Conservative Citizens.
There were pages upon pages of these brutal black on white murders.
I was in disbelief.
At this moment, I realized that something was very wrong.
How could the news be blowing up the Trayvon Martin case while hundreds of these black-on-white murders got ignored?
From this point, I researched deeper and found out.
Escaping Niggers and Minorities00:11:15
Can we get to a fucking point here?
Hold on, we gotta stop this.
Hold on.
What?
What is it?
Actually, ghost, you can fart in my face, but I might like that.
I love the spicy-smelling kind of fart that stings my nose sensors.
I'm gonna inhale it into my lungs.
What the fuck are you talking about, Art Hammond?
Can you sell me your canned farts?
I'm not even acknowledging that.
Alright, let's watch the rest of what the hell, Dan the Oracle.
Same things requested here.
It's a $100 dono.
All the other Western European countries again, I found myself in disbelief.
Shut the fuck up!
Yeah, you would you want to know, don't you, ST Mike?
You fucking want to know that shit.
Oh my god!
Damn, all this yiff talk is making me hard.
Ghostler Pan, please stick your red rocket into my furry chocolate now.
Spank me like I was the engineer, daddy.
Enough of this perverted shit!
Oh god man, come on dude, seriously man jumps onto Ardeman and gives him a snuggle wuggle who's a little cutie.
Yes you are tilde nya tilde he he see.
I want to be a perfect princess for you.
Oh my gosh Tilde, is that damn listen.
Please shut the favorite favorite backstory writer.
Seriously man, come on, dude.
Seriously, shut the fuck up.
More metal for you.
All right, I thank you very much.
Can we get on with this fucking hundred dollar dono that I've got to play here?
All right, everybody calm down.
I'm playing this for Dan The Oracle, because he donated a hundred bucks to shut the fuck up.
As an American, we were taught to accept living in the melting pot, and black and other minorities have just as much right to be here as we do, since we are all immigrants.
But Europe is the homeland of white people and in many ways the situation is even worse there.
From here, I found out about the Jewish problem and other issues and I can say today that I am completely racially aware blacks.
I think it is fitting to start off with the group I have the most real life experience.
Can you all fuck off dude, I'm watching this shit.
Big, strong wolf and ghost would be the little shy, helpless sheep UWU.
Can you ST Mike?
Seriously, what the fuck man?
Oh my god, we have dark blitz.
Frenzy man, don't be doing shout outs on my fucking show.
Do you understand me?
Boy, don't be doing shout outs on my show.
Michael Hawkins, not King Scar Jesus, fucking Christian Cloudzak, Revenant Prime Minister Dono by Danny Oracle.
Americans niggers, are stupid and violent.
What the fuck?
They have the capacity to be.
Very hey man, shut the fuck up.
Man, oh my god, oh yeah Ardhamman, oh hey, let me join in on this.
Can you all fuck off, dude?
Seriously man, y'all are becoming a big fucking pain in my fucking ass.
All right, shut the fuck up.
And again, I just shut the fuck up.
Engineer, clean me up.
Oh god, the field of local.
Oh my god dude, I mean, can you all fuck off?
Holds Danielle close to me and nuzzles her nose and holds her close to me oh, you're such a cutie.
Begins to kiss her and then rubs her butt and start toying.
Man dude, I mean, you know I'm tired of this, dude.
Seriously, I'm fucking tired of this garbage.
I'm fucking tired of this garbage.
Man, please shut the fuck up.
All of you.
Just shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Black people view everything through a racial lens.
That's what racial awareness is.
It's viewing everything that happens through a racial lens.
They're always thinking about The fact that they are black.
This is part of the reason they are.
Oh my god, dude.
We're not gonna get done with this tonight, dude.
Man, can you all fuck off with this goddamn perverted fanfic bullshit, man?
Nobody wants to hear this shit!
Nobody wants to hear this from you, fucking faggots!
NO, SHUT THE FUCK UP! FUCK!
...and think that some things are intended to be racist towards them, even when a white person wouldn't be thinking about race.
Oh my god, dude.
I mean, this is gonna take all fucking night, man.
Ghost, what are you doing hanging out?
Can you all fuck off, man?
Seriously, man.
Fuck the fuck off.
Fuck the fuck off!
Fuck the fuck off!
Is the Jewish agitation of the god, dude?
Dude, oh my god!
B-Z-Z-T.
B-Z-Z-T.
And you wonder why I took a week off?
I shouted.
And you wonder why I took a fucking week off!
Everybody.
Are you shitting me?
Pease, peas.
Alright, I need some more fucking beer, man.
Look, David Hasselhoff can fly.
Fuck fuck all of you people.
Seriously, man.
You're all a bunch of pieces of fucking dog shit.
Alright?
I'm seriously, man.
You're all a bunch of pieces of fucking low-grade dog shit.
I need another fucking beer, man, man.
I need fucking more beer.
I need more beer.
Give me the fucking goddamn beer for Christ's sake, man.
Fucking son of a bitch.
And no, we're not doing 12-hour shows.
We're not doing even an eight-hour show, alright?
I want to get done with this shit, and I want to fucking get out of here, alright?
Are we a fucking mini-moose up in here?
Fucking shit.
Can you just get to the dateline, RG or Instathoughts?
You can pause the Donnos while you have a little fun tonight.
Dude, I'm trying, dude.
You know, these people just fucking pile them on because they think it's fucking funny, man.
They think it's fucking hilarious.
You know?
I don't find it fucking funny at all.
I don't fucking find this shit funny at all.
And fuck you.
I don't owe any of you nothing, dude.
You owe us.
I don't owe you shit.
All right.
Suck a dick.
All right.
Play fucking Damn the Oracle's $100 dono.
Black people are racially aware almost from birth.
But white people on average don't think about race in their daily lives.
And this is our problem.
We need to and have to.
Say you were to witness a dog being beat by a man.
You are almost surely going to feel very sorry for that dog.
But then say you were to witness a dog biting a man.
You will most likely not feel the same pity you felt for the dog for the man.
Why?
Because dogs are lower.
The same analogy applies.
Oh, ghost, stick your EET Woolly Wiener in me.
You, Dude, stop with this fucking shit, all right?
S-T, Mike, fuck off.
Alright?
Shut the fuck up.
Just shut the fuck up.
Alright?
Calm down, Thomas.
It's not your fault that your dick got stuck in the ticket muncher at Chuck E. Chief.
You fuck, man.
Dude, just shut the fuck up and let this fucking video play, dude.
Damn the Oracle paid $100 for this.
I see black and white relations.
I'm fucking targeting you people, man.
Well, I want to go.
You know, I want to fucking leave.
I'm not giving you fuckers radio graffiti and shout out.
You can all fuck yourselves after nothing.
You see this shit?
This is why.
I'm not joking around.
All could go fuck yourselves, man.
All right, yeah, Crippler's dirty wheelchair.
Yeah, fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck all of you.
Oh, my God.
Ghostler Pan.
Why did you not reply to my invitation to defecate all over my face?
Just imagine the hot steaming pile of feces that you could dump upon my luscious grizzly body.
Oh my god, dude, shut the fuck up, dude.
Seriously, shut up.
Shut up!
Shut the fuck up!
And you wonder why I left for a fucking week?
Shut the fuck up!
They are able to get away with things like obnoxious behavior in public because it is expected of them.
Modern history classes instill a subconscious white superiority complex in whites and inferiority.
I can't.
I'm not going to be able to play this shit, dude.
I'm not going to be able to play all this fucking shit, Dan.
I mean, you hear these fuckers.
You see what the fuck they're doing.
They're being a piece of shit.
You naughty boy, Tilda.
Please don't hurt us.
We're just scared anime-loving girls.
Oh, my Arteman Tilda.
Dude, I want to get the fuck out of here.
I'm serious.
I don't want to do this fucking show, dude.
I'm not even joking around.
I mean, y'all see what the fuck I got to put up with, dude?
Do you see the type of fucking disgusting, despicable, perverted filth that literally encompasses my whole goddamn show for fuck's sake?
I mean, give me a fucking break, dude.
Seriously, give me a fucking break.
This white superiority complex that comes from learning of how we dominated other people's is also an option to pause temporarily.
Use it so you can actually damage this is a genuine suggestion.
Just pause Dono's for a moment.
Oh my god, why don't you all just leave me the fuck alone?
How about that shit?
How about that shit?
This is just a reminder that Alex Jones still won the troll war against ghost.
Man, go fuck yourself.
Alex Jones ain't doing shit, alright?
So shut up of the problem.
But of course, I don't deny that we are in fact superior.
I wish with a passion that niggers were treated terribly throughout history by white.
I don't condone this.
Every white had an ancestor who owned slaves.
This segregation was an evil, oppressive institution, and so on.
But if it was all true, it would make it much easier for me to accept our current situation.
But it isn't true.
None of it is.
We are told to accept what is happening to us because of ancestors.
I could be fucking watching fucking combat sports instead of fucking around with you tards.
But it is all based on historical lies exaggerations, myths.
I have tried endlessly to payment.
Oh my god yeah, ghost burning trailer dude, in the field of local live home man.
I mean, do you see this shit?
We're never gonna get done with this shit.
Wuffy princess outfit.
Who's a pretty girl?
Dan the Oracle replied.
I am Mr. Ghost, sir.
Ghost released a confident sigh as he grabbed his girl up.
I'm not jo-you know, we may have to end the 18-bucker.
We may have to end this shit.
This is fucking stupid.
Oh my god.
We can't continue this for Christ's sake.
Ghost, you should get Templeton in here for some fun.
Yeah, real fuck you, ST, Mike.
All right, field of local live.
Here's a fake Danny Oracle here.
Yes, keep playing my video.
I'm beating off my red rocket to this.
So beautiful.
Keep playing it, Ghost.
I'm so close.
Please, don't stop.
Never pause it.
The boy looks like my dog.
Oh man, I am heart is beating so hard.
Don't stop.
Please don't stop.
Oh my.
The field of local live home meant it.
What a dirty poop, man.
I like to hold my poop in.
I hold the poop in even if it will kill me.
Holding the poop in my hands.
It feels like wet brown clay.
I am dirty.
And why is the fucking voice text to speech fucking up?
Oh, I love being dirty.
Why, man?
Why?
Why?
Dr. Pavel, I'm he wasn't alone.
Holding Poop in My Hands00:06:11
Uh, you don't get to bring friends.
They're not my friends.
Don't worry.
No charge for them.
And why did I want them?
They were trying to grab your prize.
They work for the mercenary, the masked man.
Bane, yeah.
Shut the fuck.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Oh, my God.
Get them on board all.
Come on, man.
The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here, but only one of you.
First one to talk gets to stay on the aircraft.
I'm fucking tired, dude.
I'm so fucking tired of this.
I'm so fucking tired of this bullshit, man.
Yeah, ghost rips.
I'm fuck you, nightmare.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fucking piece of shit.
We've got to listen to this video because Danny Oracle fucking donated $100 for this shit.
Think of reasons we deserve.
Shut up.
But I have only come back more irritated because there are no reasons.
Only a fourth to a third of people in the South owned even one slave.
Yet every white person is treated as a slave-owning ancestor.
This applies to in the states where slavery never existed, as well as people whose families immigrated after slavery was abolished.
I have read hundreds of slaves' narratives from my state.
And almost all of them.
What's the fucking point to this day?
What sticks out in my mind where an old ex-slave recounted how the day his mistress died was one of the saddest days of his life.
You paid 100 pennies of these narratives, the slaves told of how their masters didn't even allow whipping on his plantation.
Segregation was not a bad thing.
It was a defensive measure.
Segregation did not exist to hold back Negroes.
It existed to protect us from them.
And I mean that in multiple ways.
I don't condone this.
Not only did it protect us from having to interact with them and from being physically harmed by them, but it protected us from being brought down to their level.
Integration has done nothing but bring whites down to the level of brute animals.
The best example of this is obviously our school system.
Now, white parents are forced to move to the suburbs to send their children to good schools.
But what constitutes a good school?
The fact is that how good a school is, considered directly corresponds to how white it is.
I hate with a passion the whole idea of the suburbs.
To me, it represents nothing but scared white people running.
Running because they are too weak, scared, and brainwashed to fight.
Why should we have to flee the cities we created for the security of the suburbs?
Why are the suburbs secure in the first place?
Put a pause on this.
I want to say right off the bat that I don't condone this video, and the only reason I'm playing it is because Dan the Oracle donated $100.
Because they are white.
Just saying.
The pathetic part is that these white people don't even admit to themselves why they are moving.
They tell themselves it is for better schools of simply living.
You fucking guys, man.
I mean, come on, man.
I mean, can't we just get done with this for Christ's sake?
All right.
Dan the Oracle donated $100 so we can watch this shit.
So SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
Jesus Christ.
Put the fucking...
What?
What the fuck?
Happy Noodle Boy?
What?
Now, my pretty, can you not feel my masterpiece unfurling before your very spleeny?
Oh, God.
Filled with chewy nougat.
Victory.
Success.
In continues.
Now with more leakage protection.
Fuck off.
Happy noodle boy.
Fuck off, alright?
Put this fucking put it on.
It is honestly just a way to escape niggers and other minorities.
But what about the white people who are left behind?
What about the white children who, because of school zoning laws, are forced to go to a school that is 90% of the world?
Man, can you fucking guys fucking stop, man?
Oh, my gosh, said Dan.
Fucking stop!
What did I do to get such a pretty wannabe nationalist girl?
Thank you, Mr. Ghost.
Dan replied with a girly pig-like smile.
Come on, buddy.
I mean, can you just stop, man?
Seriously, man.
Just fucking stop, man.
This is not funny, and the shit that you're fucking donating is sick, perverted bullshit.
Black.
Do we really think that the white kid will be able to go one day without being picked on for being white or called a white boy?
And who is fighting for him?
Who's fighting for him?
Oh, my God!
Please swallow my comb ghostler pan.
Shoke on my fat short dropping dick.
Don't stop the ghost.
Look, I'm sorry for the perverted text to speeches, but this is the audience, huh?
This is the internet right here.
This is autism, isn't it?
This is autism.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Interrupting this video again to remind you that Ghost ripped off Fentanyl the Dragon and that Alex Jones won the troll war by burning down his face.
Fuck you and your Alex Jones wonder.
You didn't win shit.
Alright, shut up.
Autism and Alex Jones Troll War00:15:08
These white people forced by economic circumstances to live among Negroes.
No one.
But someone has to.
Here, I would also like to touch on the idea of a Northwest front.
I think this idea is beyond stupid.
Why should I, for example, give up the beauty and history of my state to go to the northwest?
To me, the whole idea just parallels the concept of white people running to the suburbs.
The whole idea is pathetic and just another way to run from the problem without facing it.
Some people feel as though the South is beyond saving, that we have too many blacks here.
To this, I say look at history.
The South had a higher ratio of blacks when we were holding them as slaves.
Look at South Africa and how such a small minority helped the blacks on their side for years.
Speaking of South Africa, if anyone thinks that they are not aware of the people who are in the shut up, $100 rent to friend Dan, shut up, alright?
That things will eventually change for the better.
Consider how in South Africa they have affirmative action for the black population that makes up 80% of the population.
It is far from being too late for America or Europe.
I believe that even if we made up only 30% of the population, we could take it back completely.
But by no means should we wait any longer to take drastic action.
I know.
Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.
What?
Crippler's dirty wheelchair.
What?
This guy talks slower than you rolling to the bathroom just before you soil your wheelchair.
Yeah, fuck off.
I want to admit, Danny Orkel, this fucking shit's boring, dude.
Alright?
This fucking shit is boring, and it's boring the balls off of me.
And it's of some fucking white fucking who knows what variant of white asshole pissed off that, you know, he can't be as cool as the black kids and get as much chicks or what.
I don't fucking know.
I mean, Jesus fucking.
Anyone who thinks that white and black people look as different as we do on the outside, but are somehow magically the same on the inside is delusional.
How could our faces, skin, hair, and body structure all be different, but our brains be exactly the same?
This is the nonsense we are led to believe.
Negroes have lower IQs, lower impulse control, and higher testosterone levels in general.
These three things alone are a recipe for violent behavior.
If a scientist publishes a paper on the differences between the races in Western Europe or Americas, he can expect to lose his job.
Hold on just a second.
There are personality traits.
So it's a bad thing to have too much testosterone.
Is that what the white supremacist are arguing?
If you have too much testosterone, it's a bad thing.
I mean, these guys are actually perpetuating the whole fruit bowl, soy boy bullshit.
Are you fucking joking?
Within human families and within different breeds of cats or dogs.
So why not within the races?
A horse and a donkey could breed and make a mule, but they are still two completely different animals.
Just because we can breed with the other races doesn't make us the same.
In a modern history class, it is always emphasized that when talking about bad things whites have done in history, they were white.
But when we learn about the numerous, almost countless, wonderful things whites have done, it is never pointed out that these people were white.
Yet when we learn about anything important done by a black person in history, it is always a very important thing.
By the way, folks, we've got like about four or five minutes left in this fucking video.
I'm playing this video because Dan the Oracle donated $100 and he wanted to play the whole fucking thing.
Immediately they were black.
Fucking bull cut shit.
For example, when we learn about how George Washington Carver was the first nigger smart enough to open a peanut.
On another subject, I want to say.
I mean, you people need a fucking shit.
Yes, ghosts.
Do exactly what Dan tells you.
He commands you to play it.
You keep playing it.
Remember, he spent $100, so you have to do it every single day.
Every single second is fuck off.
Many white people feel as though they don't have a unique culture.
The reason for this is that white culture is world culture.
I don't mean that our culture is made up of other cultures.
I mean that our culture has been adopted by everyone in the world.
This makes us feel as though our culture isn't special or unique.
For example, that every businessman in the world wore a kimono, that every Skype scraper was in the shape of a pagoda, that every door was a sliding one, and that everyone ate every meal with this would make a Japanese man.
What the fuck is this guy talking about, man?
Traditional culture.
I have noticed a great disdain for race-mixing white women within the white nationalist community, bordering on insanity.
Hold on, turn this off.
Hold on, what?
What?
What is this?
Guys, I'm shaking.
I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Mr. Christ.
That perfect, curvy belly.
Fuck off.
All right.
The child-bearing hips of a literal Oktoberfest.
I'd do anything to have her birth a set of perfect sausages.
Yeah, I'm sure, you idiots.
Sit there and shut up.
Don't talk about Mrs. Ghost again, you piece of shit.
The puppet master.
Keep playing the video.
My puppet.
Fuck off, dude.
He donated $100.
You have to, my puppet.
What is this?
Mini moose.
Oh, my God.
Boring.
How about we watch the scat video?
Go fuck off.
Fuck off, alright?
Look, I know this is fucking boring.
It's bullshit.
And, you know, Dan the Oracle's doing this as some kind of a fucking power trip and shit.
But let's just get done with the video so we can move the fuck on, alright?
Seriously.
Alright?
Jesus Christ, man.
Put the PC shot on.
Jesus fucking Christ.
And they can be saved.
Let's just watch this till its entirety, please.
I don't condone this, by the way.
Unlike many white nationalists, I am of the opinion that the majority of American and European Jews are white.
In my opinion, the issue with Jews is not their blood, but their identity.
Now it's Jews.
I think that if we could have a Jewish identity, then they wouldn't cause much of a problem.
The problem is that Jews look white, and in many cases, are white, yet they see themselves as minorities.
Just like niggers, most Jews are always thinking about the fact that they are Jewish.
The other issue.
Can you all stop donating, dude?
Seriously, man.
You have to listen.
You have no choice.
I own you all.
$100 is a big deal to Ghost, and he has to listen.
$100 is a big deal.
Dude, $100.
Oh, Jesus.
You know what?
I'll stop the video if somebody donates $50 right now.
I think I've given fucking Dan the Oracle at least enough.
If y'all are that concerned about it, here it is.
Here's a fucking play the rest of it.
If we could somehow turn every Jew blue for 24 hours, I think there would be a mass awakening because people would be able to see plainly what is going on.
I don't pretend to understand why Jews do what they do, they are an enigma.
Hispanics.
Hispanics are obviously a huge problem for Americans.
But there are good and bad Hispanics.
I remember now he thinks there's good and bad Hispandex.
Shout out to Unstable.
Nah, we're not.
No, no, don't be giving fucking shout-outs on my show.
Don't be giving shout-outs on my fucking show.
You fucking dumb fucking asshole, alright?
Spermi the cat.
Jesus fucking Christ.
You guys piss me the fuck off, man.
I mean, y'all guys piss me the fuck off.
Jesus.
Fucking Ard Hammond, dude.
Fucking Ard Hammond.
Look, Dan, I know you're a big fan of mine and whatnot, but I'm sorry.
I really don't care.
What happened to that bitch's voice?
It's unfocused, has no point, and it's just y'all hear that shit.
Y'all hear what's going on with the Texas speech voice?
What the fuck is up with that shit?
Oh, Christ, the puppet master.
All right.
Jesus fuck.
Those strings cost us $100.
You will do as we say.
Your choices are our choices.
The voice that comes from your mouth is our collective voice.
Alright, we get it, dude.
All right.
Shut up, dude.
All right.
You are one of us.
The puppet master.
I am not.
Look, I'm not one of you.
I don't condone this white nationalist bullshit.
I'm only playing this video because Dan the Oracle dropped a $100 bill, alright?
So just play.
We got like three minutes left of it.
Shut the fuck up.
He's talking about Hispandex.
They have respect for white beauty, and a good portion of Hispanics are white.
It is a well-known fact that white Hispanics make up the elite of most Hispanic countries.
There is good white blood worth saving in Uruguay, Argentina, Chile, and even Brazil.
But there's a second.
Hold on, I gotta pause this.
Did he just say that his spandex are white?
Did I just hear that correctly?
So, wait, hold on, hold on, wait, hold on, I don't talk about this shit.
Dan, the puppet, all right, we get it.
The more that the video goes, the lower the price goes.
All right, we get it.
It's almost done.
Forget about it.
All right, it's almost done.
Shut the fuck up.
I'm talking here.
He's a Nazi at heart.
Keep playing, ghost.
So, what they're saying is, is that his spandex are white now?
I've heard it all.
I have heard it all.
You've got the white nationalists now are trying to recruit the Hispandex.
I've heard it all now.
I've heard it all now, dude.
I have great respect for the East Asian races.
Even if we were to go extinct, they could carry something on.
They are by nature very racist and could be great allies of the white race.
I am not opposed at all.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
He's talking about allying with the fucking Chinese video tonight.
Without it, I wouldn't have anything to interrupt to tell you that Alex Jones won the troll war against the menu.
Man, fuck you, nightmare mini.
All right, Alex Jones didn't win shit.
All right, so I guess they want to.
The white nationalists from this video, I've gathered that they want to have some kind of truce with the Hispandex.
They're even considering Hispandex white and with the Asians with East Asian races.
Patriotism.
I hate the sight of an American flag.
Modern American patriotism.
Well, hold on.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
You hate the sight of American flag?
Well, why don't you get the fuck out?
Why don't you get the fuck out of my country, you despicable fucking treasonous bastard?
Get the fuck out!
People pretending like they have something to be proud of while white people are being murdered daily in the streets.
Many veterans believe we owe them something for protecting our way of life or protecting our freedom.
But I'm not sure what way of life they're talking about.
How about we protect the white race and stop fighting for the Jews?
I will say this, though.
I myself stop this fucking shit, dude.
Ghosty, please notice me.
I say, nigger, I am so cool.
$100 rent a friend, Dan.
All right, we get it.
We're almost done with the video.
All right, shut the fuck up.
Go side.
I am our biggest fan.
Please, not ick me, please, not ic me, please, not acknowledge me.
All right, shut up.
We're almost done.
Everybody shut their fucking pie holes.
We're almost done.
I've rather lived in the 1940s America than Nazi Germany.
And no, this is not ignorance speaking.
It is just my opinion.
So I don't blame the veterans for any wars up until after Vietnam because at least they had an America to be proud of and fight for.
An explanation.
To take a saying from a film, I see all this stuff going on and I don't see anyone doing anything about it and it pisses me off.
To take a saying from my favorite film, even if my life is worth less than a speck of dirt, I want to use it for the good of society.
I have no choice.
I am not in the position to, alone, go into the ghetto and fight.
I chose Charleston because it is the most historic city in my state and at one time had the highest ratio of blacks to whites in the country.
We have no skinheads, no real KKK, and no one is doing anything but talking on the internet.
Well, someone has to have the bravery to take it to the real world.
And I guess it has to be me.
Unfortunately, at the time of writing, I am in a great hurry, and some of my best thoughts, actually many of them, have to be left out and lost forever.
But I believe enough great white minds are out there already.
Please forgive any typos.
I didn't have time to check it.
Duck Blood Soup Menu Item00:04:46
Are you kidding me?
This was this kid?
This was the note by this kid, huh?
This is what you paid $100 for there, Dan the Oracle.
Are you fucking kidding me?
So that we could hear the fucking manifesto of this sick son of a bitch?
All right.
Anyway, fine.
I'm glad that's finally over.
Okay.
I'm glad that's finally fucking over.
All right.
Down syndrome the oracle.
All right.
We get it.
All right.
Down syndrome the oracle.
We get it.
All right.
Look, let's take a look at how many more of these $18.66 bucker we had.
Jesus fucking Christ with you fucking people in this shit, man.
Man, something's got, we got to stop doing this.
I'm serious.
This is just getting way out of hand.
All right.
This is getting way out of hand for heaven's sake.
I'm not even joking.
Anyway, here's Tub Guy.
Tub Guy requested this $18.66.
What is this?
That was a good video, Dan.
Oh, my God.
That was a good video, Dan.
When's the next $100 bucker?
All right, that's enough.
Don't encourage this dude, all right?
Don't, don't, don't, don't, please, all right?
Seriously, do not encourage this dude.
Jesus fucking Christ, man.
I'm not even kidding around, man.
This is just fucking horrible, man.
Don't all right.
Hold on just second, folks.
I gotta fix something really fast.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Tub Guy, he said, since you said you were hungry, that's what Tub Guy said.
So let's just go ahead and see what the hell Tub Guy is requesting here, okay?
Jesus fucking Christ, man.
I'm tired of you people.
Hold on, what is this shit?
Tub Guy, duck blood soup.
On today's menu, Tate Can Vit.
Fucking Asians.
I murdered the pronunciation.
Fucking Asians are soulless.
Fuck blood soup.
Duck blood soup.
Yeah!
Across the globe, what's delicious is questionable.
Why would you eat that scroll?
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
Sausage, eggs, muffins, lucky charms, a nice cup of Kopi Lua.
They all have their proponents.
But in northern Vietnam, they are all about the duck blood.
Did somebody just say blood?
Fucking Asians, dude.
A typical country breakfast in northern Vietnam, Tetkan Viet, or duck blood soup, is easy to make.
Who's a good breakfast?
It's you, yes, it is.
Here's how it's made.
You simply drain the blood from a freshly killed duck into a bowl.
Let that congeal in the refrigerator until it develops a jello-like.
Oh, my God.
Add cooked duck gizzards, peanuts, and herbs, and serve chills.
Jesus Christ!
Look like a soup.
Hold on, what?
Last dono for the night.
Thanks to my fans for joining Ghostler and I for the true Ghost Dan radio.
Man, fuck off, dude.
All right.
No, don't fucking do it again, please.
And shut the fuck up.
We're watching duck blood soup.
We're watching duck blood soup, which sounds fucking disgusting.
It's actually closer to jello or pudding in texture.
While it's most commonly made with duck blood, Taitcan can also be made with pork blood, geese blood, deer blood, any kind of blood, actually.
This gives me ideas.
Taitcan quickly became a staple of Vietnamese breakfasts from the times when households slaughtered a duck or other animal for dinner and wanted to get the most out of the animal.
Mikey, Tommy, Jimmy, why are you guys sleeping with your eyes open?
Oh, crap, oh, crap!
Hold it together, Ricky.
So the blood and gizzards would be saved for a delicious protein-rich breakfast the next morning.
Nowadays, the blood is left to congeal in the refrigerator for up to 24 hours before being poured over the cooked gizzard.
One mouth.
Blood soup?
Four hours.
Give me the dumb blood already.
The dish has a metallic taste because of its high raw blood content.
So there are variations of the soup that call for cooking the blood with oil or diluting the raw blood with fish sauce to increase flavor.
In some horrifying cases, a little beloot is even added to the mix.
Perfectly nice blood soup.
You've ruined it with your bibya eggs.
Okay.
In recent years, authorities have cautioned against the consumption of Taitcan.
I think we've had enough of this.
The H5N1 virus is difficult to translate.
I've had enough of this.
All right, duck blood soup.
We read it.
Gay Club Music Request00:04:22
We get it.
That's fucking sick.
Yeah, Dan, Dan the Oracle.
That's fucking sick, Tub Guy.
All right, duck blood soup.
It's fucking disgusting, man.
I don't even know why the fuck you donated that shit.
And not to mention, you know, the video looked like a fucking idiot.
Anyway, let's move on.
All right.
Oliver Carswell requested this.
Hold on, I missed one.
My bad.
American Top 40.
My bad.
I almost missed that one.
American Top 40 requested this and said, Welcome back to American Top 40.
I'm Casey Kasum coming at you with number 34.
It's a classical industrial number to pointlessly extend Ghost's troll show by another five minutes.
You fucking asshole.
All right, this is Headhunter 3.0 by Front 242.
What the fuck is this?
What the hell is this there, Top 40?
What the hell are you requesting?
And of course, again, another fucking St. Jude commercial.
Where's the cure?
Where's the fucking cure?
Is all I gotta say?
All right, American Top 40 requested this son of a bitch.
Let's go ahead and play it.
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this, American Top 40?
What is this shit?
What the hell?
Okay.
Sounds a little bit like Latin hip-hop.
Is this some kind of a fucking 80s band song?
I don't remember this, this sounds like gay club music That's what this sounds like.
This sounds like gay club music.
We got fucking twinks leprechaunning their asses on a dance floor for this music.
This is
like gay club music, dude.
This is straight up gay club music.
All right.
How long have we been?
All right, we've been here for two minutes.
This sounds like something that's being played in a gay club right now.
You got gays leprechaun in their asses to this fucking song.
All right, let's go ahead and turn this off.
Anyways.
Thank you very much, whoever the hell requested this.
Who is American Top 40?
Somebody who's pretending to be fucking Casey Kayson requested this.
So, thank you very much.
I appreciate it.
I mean, it's a little gay club-ish, but I guess I've heard worse.
Shirley Temple Death Metal Mashup00:02:51
All right, let's go ahead and get to the next $18.66 bucker.
This is requested by Oliver Carswell.
Oliver Carswell says, more music for the jukebox.
Yeah, real funny, Oliver.
All right, real funny.
All right, hold on.
What is this?
Danny Oracle.
What?
What?
Oh, my God.
Hey, ghost, this was episode two of the Dan and Ghost Show.
No, it wasn't.
No, it wasn't.
Made an 18-minute video last like an hour and pissed everyone off.
Best 100 bucker I've ever spent.
Worked perfectly.
Yeah, well.
All right.
That's enough, Dan.
All right.
That's enough.
Jesus Christ.
All right, let's get to the next $18.66 bucker.
This is requested by Oliver Carswell, who says, more music for the jukebox.
And what the fuck is this?
It's another rapper?
Is this another rapper for our ass?
Are you kidding me with this crap?
Um, it's...
Woody!
Woody.
She gon' buzz it open for a nigga in design.
That's gonna be the reason why she let you get me on him.
You might be the nigga that's gonna probably wanna nine.
They go home So, what is everybody think about this rap song?
This little hip-hop beat number, huh?
I meant to say my chick from Nigga Aqua.
NICARAGUA And you don't want to be a little bit more than a million.
got a mixed bag in the audience on whether or not they like this song.
This is kind of meh, you know?
This is a little bit of mad.
Oliver Carswell requested this one.
She gon' buzz it open for a nigga in design.
That's gonna be the reason why she let you get me on him.
I mean, it isn't mumble rap, at least, right?
I'ma take her home only using one line.
Frost up, came along with being a manager.
Socks up with a six and then clips licking like banana.
Never paid for pussy, these bitches ain't getting nothing.
My name a little gon' make me piss at your hole like a mother.
I see they ride in first.
We're Uzi.
They do Uzi fur.
Every week, another funeral.
Only time we go to church.
But another brother's done attending on a scourge.
Step up in a skin so press so clean like a detergent.
When it could have pussy nigga like that.
Alright, how long have we been listening?
Two minutes?
Pantera Guitar Critique00:03:36
Hold on.
Alright, we get it.
This was requested by Oliver Carswell, man.
Thank you very much for introducing us to even more rap in this rap-infested world.
Thank you very much there, Oliver Carswell.
I appreciate it.
Let's go to the next $18.66 bucker.
And this is requested by Ard Hammond.
Ard Hammond requested this one and he said, donating on behalf of both Tyler and Kans Abuser.
But seriously, guys, donate some Ska music.
Are you fucking kidding?
No, no, Scott.
Wait a minute.
What the fuck?
This isn't Ska.
Standing in the bridge at Hung Lowe Was its own option What the fuck kind of mashup is this?
Heard to the wall He heard one guitar Just blew him away So sorry Are you kidding me?
And the very next day for the Victor in the second hand store.
Fucking jukebox ranch.
Jukebox fucking ranch, asshole.
That one guitar felt thumb in his hand.
Didn't take long to own the fan.
Just one guitar from way down low.
Was a one-way ticket.
Only one way to go.
Though he started rocking.
Ain't never gonna stop.
Gotta keep my rocket.
This is fucking pathetic.
You've gotta be kidding me, man.
And be a jukebox hero.
Stop the inside.
He's a jukebox hero.
Yeah, Jukebox Hero.
All right.
All right.
I had about enough of this show.
Jukebox Hero.
I mean, come on, man.
And this was you, Tyler.
This was you, Tyler, 225905, huh?
You're the one that mixed this fucking disgusting Ram Ranch with jukebox hero.
I bet you're very proud of yourself, huh?
Oh, my God.
In a heavy downpour.
Thought he passed his own shadow By the backstage door Like a trip through the past The backstay in the rain.
And that one guitar.
All right.
That's enough.
His whole life, James.
That's enough.
All right.
Now he needs to keep a rocket.
Oh, my God.
He just gets up.
Gotta get home.
Man, what a fucked-up show this has turned out to be, man.
I'm not even shitting you now, man.
And be a jukebox.
What a fucked-up show.
Hero.
All right, that's enough.
All right.
That's enough.
Shut this shit up.
All right, jukebox fucking Ram Ranch.
Jukebox Ranch.
Prisoners of War Song Request00:03:22
Whatever the fuck it is.
All right.
Shove it up your ass already.
All right.
Fucking Ard Hammond requested that.
I don't know what the fuck your problem is, Art Hammond, but fuck you.
How you like that, huh?
Fuck you.
All right, let's move on.
Another one by Oliver Carswell.
He said, why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
What the fuck are you talking about, Oliver Carswell?
All right.
What?
What is this?
Tim McCrab, 20 bucks.
Oh, my God.
Based Givey Rip putting Ukrainian terrorists in their place.
Death to Ukraine and long lived on bass.
Rip Givey and Motorola.
What the hell?
Hey, well, thank you for the $20, but what do you mean?
Death to the Ukraine?
What the hell does that mean?
All right, let's go ahead and get to Tim or excuse me, Oliver Carswell.
Oliver Carswell requested this one here, and he said, why'd you leave the keys open upon the table?
What the fuck are you talking about, man?
What is this, Oliver Carswell?
Well, it looks like some system of the down.
looks like a little bit of system of the down but i have a bad feeling that this is another fucking fruity ass mix-up or a mash-up or whatever the hell it is all right let's let's let's get ready for the mash-up Let's get ready to hear it.
What is it?
Let's hear it.
Timel, wake up!
Grab Rush and put a little table!
I discussed the beta window this table!
Why don't you leave the kids up on the table?
Here you go, create another table!
You wanted to!
Grab a rush and put a little table!
Everything is table!
Cable!
Self-franchised...
Cable!
Ah, Jesus Christ!
Deserve to go!
Create another table!
You wanted to!
Grab a rush upon a little table!
You wanted to!
I just got the bait away in the table!
You wanted to!
What you need to get up on the table!
You wanted to!
I mean, this, I don't even know what to say about this.
I mean, fucking internet people got more fucking time than sense.
I'm serious when angels deserve to die.
All right, I have pleasure in this.
Self-righteous evils.
All right, all right.
Devils deserve to die.
All right, turn this shit off.
All right, that's enough.
All right, we get it.
Ha ha!
A fucking mashup with, I don't know, fucking system of the down saying tables every goddamn lyric.
Space Metal Instrumental Review00:03:55
I don't know.
Like I said, you goddamn fucking internet people got more time than you do sense, and it's amazing at times.
It's fucking amazing.
All right, anyway, let's move on here.
Let's get to the next $18.66 bucker.
This was requested by Aesthetic, who said, Here's some Shirley Temple.
Why the fuck are you requesting this there?
Why are you requesting this there, aesthetic?
Why are you requesting this shit?
Tim McCrab was supposed to be $25.
Make sure to play the whole thing.
It's only six minutes.
Ukraine is a fake country, and their army are terrorists, child killers, like the IDF.
Oh, shit, dude.
All right, hold on.
We'll get to it in just a second.
Thank you, Tim McCrabb.
But let's play aesthetic.
He's like, here's some Shirley Temple.
What the hell is this about aesthetics?
The orchestra will play our theme song.
You know that song, don't you?
Sure, I do.
What the fuck?
Metal Shirley Temple.
Metal Shirley Temple?
Are you shitting me?
What the fuck?
Look at this.
like she's really singing this shit!
I mean, I'm speechless, dude.
I'm the only beef of everybody.
I mean, I don't even know what to say, dude.
I really don't.
This is fucking like fucking the internet.
Like I've always said, the fucking internet, dude.
Kept landing on the chocolate bar Stands up for the books to roll If you wait so much, I will go away from me I'll never see the limb of this night And command you up,
I'll save away I'll never see the limb of, you won't be there Oh my god.
Chugging Beer and Tobacco Break00:04:09
All right.
Let's go ahead.
You know what?
Aesthetic.
I mean, I'm rather perplexed by this particular donation.
First of all, it's Shirley Temple.
Secondly, it's Shirley Temple singing death metal.
And whoever did this redo actually went to very extensive measures to make sure that whatever metal was being sung, it was being properly lip sync by Shirley Temple herself.
So this is.
I don't even know what to say about it.
I mean, like I said, I think some people have more fucking time than they do sense to create stuff like this.
So anyway, I don't even know what to say about that aesthetic.
Anyway, here it is.
Let's go to the next one.
This is by Oliver Carswell again.
I don't even know what to say after that fucking Shirley Temple death metal shit.
I really don't.
Anyway, Oliver Carswell requested this.
He said, here's some metal for you.
All right, we'll see what kind of metal you got going on for us.
Of course, we got to wait five seconds to the ad continues, and then we'll go ahead and see what the hell Oliver Carswell is playing for us.
Here it is.
Oliver Carswell requested this son of a bitch.
What is this?
Rings of Saturn, servants of the sentience.
All right, what does everybody think about this metal here?
Let's go.
Let's listen to it, pretty interesting intro.
Yeah, people are starting to say, look, look at the chat room.
This is garbage.
It was a decent intro, and then they just lost it.
They just lost it on this song.
Like I said, good intro.
The song, the rest of the death metal song is meh.
Meh.
All right, let's go ahead and take this off.
This has been about two minutes in.
See, look, there's that fucking guitar.
That's pretty good, man.
Pretty good stuff, man.
All right, all right.
What is this?
Hold on, what is this?
Billy Temple Metal is so much better than any song those fruitful Pantera got.
Dude, don't talk shit about fucking Pantera.
All right?
Shut the fuck up about Pantera.
I'm tired of you fucking sons of bitches talking garbage about Pantera.
I guarantee you, you sorry sacks of crap wouldn't dare say anything about Pantera in front of my face.
I guarantee it, boy.
You guys talk a lot of shit over a goddamn internet for Christ's sake.
Forum Shout Outs and Date Line00:04:35
And you know what?
I mean, that's all you guys are.
A bunch of fucking shit-tier internet tough guys.
But I'll tell you right now, you say it in my face, I'd beat your fucking ass into dog meat, boy.
All right?
I'd beat your ass into dog meat, you piece of shit.
Talking about Pantera, talking about Texas.
You come down here and talk that shit, all right?
All right, let's get to the next $18.66 bucker.
Hey, who it is?
It's Tim McCrab.
Tim McCrab actually donated $25 so that we can see this whole thing.
I have no idea what the hell this is.
Something about the Ukrainians or something.
So let's go ahead and take a look at what the hell Tim McCrab is requesting here.
Hold on, let's see this.
Put the PC shot on.
It says Ukraine prisoners of war with Givy.
I don't know what the hell that is.
All right.
Okay, all right, we get the intro.
All right, we get it.
All right, you're cool.
Oh, what the hell is this?
Holy shit, what the hell?
What?
What the hell?
Prisoners of war?
What?
All right, this is obviously some war, prisoner of war stuff.
Look at this.
You know what I'm doing?
You know?
You know?
I'm a guy.
We're going to kill him.
What's up, Sergeant?
We'll talk.
You're just a terrorist.
You're a bitch.
Where is he?
Whoever the hell this guy is, this is a down-ass battle-hardened son of a bitch.
Uh-oh, they're cutting off their patches.
Ha-ha-ha!
Stuff it is, I'm fuckin' eating, boy!
Eat it!
Eat it!
Don't taste it!
Eat it!
War, baby!
war, I'm telling you.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
This is how you treat prisoners of war, huh?
Oh, wait, hold on.
What are you going to do, dude?
Who's a mercenary?
Oh my god.
prisoners of war, man.
Dark Me Magician Girls Vote00:02:30
I mean, come on, hold on, who's donating?
Alright, thank you, Oliver Cars.
I gotta I gotta play the rest of this because Tim McCrath donated a 25 buck for this one here
This guy's 20 years in I want to show you all the people here, I'll go to the pit and I'll stop all your guns You're my artillery and all your tanks You understand me?
And you understand what you're like, is this anarly A-A-A!
Let me see you in the eye Man, these guys look pretty scared shitless.
Here comes the meat wagon.
How much?
10,000.
How much?
How much?
10,000.
Do you know how many farmers get?
I don't know.
Do you know how many farmers get?
Look at him.
I don't know.
This is pretty bad.
Lucha Feelings on the Song00:07:55
If this is the uh if this was the uh colonel here, I mean, this is pretty bad He shouldn't have been taken alive, yeah, he shouldn't have been taken alive anyway.
Uh, I'm assuming those are the Russian factions uh capturing uh some of the uh uh you know some of the fucking mercenary type individuals that uh overthrew the Ukraine.
Uh, there's a lot of things to talk about when it comes to the Ukraine, so I don't want to get into it, man.
Here is some space metal, enjoy space metal.
Oh, Jesus Christ, space metal.
All right, look, well, let me get to Oliver Carswell's really fast.
All right, Oliver Carswell requested an $18.66 bucker here.
So let's see what the hell Oliver Coswell hold on, that's right.
He said, Since you like the instrumentals, here's a song by them with no vocals.
So let's take a look at what Oliver Carswell is talking about here.
Rings of Saturn.
Yeah, not too bad.
I mean, their instrumentals ain't bad, dude.
You know, those fucking instrumentals ain't too bad.
Some people are like, man, I think it's not bad.
I thought the intro of the last song wasn't bad.
started singing some fucking instrumental metal.
Nothing like fucking metal.
I like metal.
All right.
I know some of you idiots are liking that fucking fruit bowl gay club music.
But I like it, all right?
Do it.
We have a little interlude there.
A little instrumental interlude.
Pretty good, dude.
All right.
However, I'll give you this much.
This sounds nice.
This is something that you can play in the background, dude.
You know, I mean, if you're having a party, you know what I mean?
You put some fucking metal.
And all of you people in the chat room dissing metal, you're a bunch of fucking estrogen pumping fruit bowls, all right?
Heavy fucking metal.
All right, anybody saying fuck metal, fuck you, all right?
Son of a bitch.
All right, team scares, fuck you.
All right, Mr. Mari, fuck you.
Son of a bitch.
Hey, Dr. Duke, fuck you.
Son of a bitch.
Yeah.
This ain't too bad, hey.
Hey, Dark Blitz Frenzy, fuck you.
Son of a bitch.
O'Rono Donovan, fuck you.
Piece of shit.
Oliver Cars.
Well, fuck metal.
You requested this shit.
Why are you saying fuck metal in the chat when you requested this shit?
What the fuck sense does that make?
This guy requested it and he's like, fuck metal.
Ah, Jesus fucking Christ.
All right, that's enough.
All right, just turn this shit off.
I got the guy that requested this shit in the chat room saying fuck metal.
All right, get this shit out of here and get out of here for Christ's sake.
You're the one that requested this shit.
Fuck metal.
He's the one that requested this bullshit and he's saying fuck metal.
I mean, what fucking sense does that make?
Seriously, dude, what the fuck sense does that make?
Jesus Christ.
All right, let's get to the next one here.
This is Bonzie Buddy.
All right, Bonzie Buddy.
Where's Minnie Moose?
Let's see what Minnie Moose has to say.
What is it, Moose?
Oh, my God.
Come on, ghost.
Do the date line for shout outs or RG.
All right, well, we're going to get to something here.
All right, Minnie Moose, we're going to get to something here.
You know, I haven't been on in a week, and you got a lot of people that want to request a bunch of $18.66 buckers, man.
I mean, what can I say?
Anyway, let's get to Bonzie Buddy.
All right, Bonzie Buddy requested this and said, here's some space metal.
Enjoy.
What the fuck is space metal?
Here, Bonzie Buddy requested this.
Space metal?
I've never heard of space metal.
I mean, is this a new genre of metal that I'm not aware of?
Fucking space metal.
Ah, dude.
Once he started singing, dude, I'm sorry.
No, I'm sorry.
No, so what does everybody think about space metal?
Hey, feminist, socialist, fuck you, all right?
And fuck you, Mr. Maury.
I think I've had enough of this.
Hold on, let me let it go for a couple more seconds.
But I don't think I'm a fan of space metal.
I'm sorry.
Sorry, Bonzie Buddy.
I am not a fan of this space metal stuff, all right?
All right, all right, let's go ahead.
Turn it down, turn it off.
All right, well, thank you, Bonzie Buddy.
I know that you're trying to, you know, trying to get me to embrace some of this new style metal that you probably appreciate.
I'm not down with it, but cheers to you, Bonzie Buddy.
I appreciate you trying to give everybody a little bit of glimpse into something new.
You know what I mean?
That's how we get to, you know, expand our music horizons, etc.
All right.
Well, anyway, that was my last $18.66 bucker, okay?
Hype Ayo Mexico Stream Tip00:05:30
Now, good God, it's 1:20 in the morning here at the Saturday Night Troll Show Studios.
I'm going to do me here for a couple of minutes, okay?
I'm doing me, and I'd like for you all to give me an idea on what the fuck you want next, okay?
You've got people in here saying, I want to do InstaTots.
You got other people in here saying, I want to do the date line.
I've got other people in here saying they want to go right to Radio Graffiti.
So, you make it up.
You make up your mind right now.
I'm going to do me for at least about 10 minutes because, dude, this has just been a fucking I thought this was going to be a decent comeback show.
It has been one for the fucked up ages.
I'll tell you that right now.
All right.
One for the fucked up ages.
All right.
I've only had two fucking beers.
This whole goddamn show is eating into my drinking time as well as taking away my fucking weekend.
So, you know what time it is, right, folks?
You know what time it is?
It's time for more beer.
You're goddamn right, baby.
More fucking beer.
All right.
And I'm going to break out the tobacco while I'm at it, all right?
I'm going to break out the fucking tobacco, son of a bitch.
And look, look, look, we're already four hours into this show.
Do you understand why I took a week off?
I can do these fucking shows every Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday for six to eight hours.
Dude, come on.
Dark me magician, girl.
Come on.
We're being fruity with our metal.
Here's base metal and metal.
Play this while you're doing me.
I'll play it in a minute.
Be better than the boring garbage you usually do.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Whatever, Dark Me Magician Girl.
You fucking broad.
Get in the fucking kitchen and make me a sandwich and do something fucking useful.
All right, fucking broad.
All right, I'm gonna play it right after this.
All right, let me smoke some tobacco.
All right.
I just loaded here.
Here's a fucking, here's the bag of tobacco fucking right fucking there.
All right.
I just loaded a bowl of tobacco and I'm gonna do me here for a second.
And then I'll get to your $18.66 bucker.
All right.
Give me my smoke.
Give me my fucking smoke.
need it after this fucking show you gotta hold it and let it hit the brain You know what I mean?
Shit.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Give me a tissue, man.
Give me a fucking tissue.
I'm sorry.
I gotta fucking, I gotta blow my honker, dude.
I'm sorry.
Alright, that's better, dude.
Hold on, one more time.
I'm sorry. Sorry.
I feel a little better, okay?
I feel a little better.
Hold on, I'm gonna get to your 18 bucker and 66 center in a minute, okay?
All right.
All right, let me go ahead and take a swig of this beer right after I smoke some tobacco.
And shut up in the chat room.
I'm doing fucking me.
I see you, pricks, talking shit.
All right.
I'm doing me.
I've been fucking doing you for the fucking since fucking 9 o'clock p.m.
It's 1:23 in the fucking morning.
I'm doing me right now.
I'm doing me.
Give me my damn drink.
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Woo!
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug.
You know, let's keep, let's keep, let's keep chugging.
Let's keep chugging.
Let's keep on chugging.
Hell with it.
Let's get fucking drunk tonight.
All right.
Let's get smashed tonight.
All right.
I mean, you fucking people have been pissing me off throughout the whole goddamn show.
It's my comeback show.
And this is how you motherfuckers treat me, man.
This is how you motherfuckers do this.
I mean, maybe I have to go back to YouTube and maybe we should just clean up the act a little bit.
Okay.
Maybe we, I don't know.
I don't know what I'm going to do.
All right.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do.
But until I figure out what I'm going to do, y'all can take a whiff of this.
All right.
Give me my goddamn drink here.
Chugga-lug, chugga-lug.
Yeah!
You know what time it is, right?
You know what time it is?
It's time for more beer.
You're damn right.
And somebody, a 2012 fan, just donated a two-bucker.
He's saying to see the Joker.
I don't want to.
I don't want to see the movie The Joker.
I don't like the trailer.
All right.
Banned Stream Capitalist Fun00:03:37
I don't like Joaquin Phoenix anymore.
He used to be a good actor.
Now he insists upon himself.
All right.
Ever since Joaquin Phoenix came out on that David Letterman show with his beard and tried to put out a rap album and shit.
I'm like, are you kidding me?
We're supposed to take you serious.
Your fucking brother River would be pissed, you fucking piece of shit.
All right.
All right.
Let's go ahead and take another goddamn some more beer up in here.
Okay.
Jesus Christ.
It's the truth, man.
The fucking guy insists upon himself.
I don't think so.
Yeah, hey, he was good in Gladiator.
Like I said, you know, Joaquin Phoenix was a decent actor until he came out on David Letterman.
Remember, he had a whole fucking beard and glasses and he acted like a complete jerk off in that interview and said that he was coming out and doing a rap show and all that crap.
Rap album, whatever the fuck.
All right.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
And what's up, Metaphorm?
How are you doing, dude?
It's good to see you, man.
And for all you other people, y'all can take a whiff of that.
All right, let me take another, let me take another smoke here.
So, what are we going to do, folks?
What are we going to do?
We're going to go right to Radio Graffiti.
We're going to do shout-outs, radio graffiti, then we're out of here.
You want to do insta?
People are talking about doing instathoughts.
They're talking about doing instant raids.
Who's there to raid?
Who the fuck is there to raid out here?
All right.
Who the fuck is there to raid?
I don't even know.
Let me smoke some of this tobacco here.
I mean, who was there to raid, dude?
I mean, you're talking about Ray.
You know, give me a break.
Oh, man.
Everybody's like, shout-outs, shout-outs.
Let me have a shout-out, ghost.
I want fucking forum shout-outs.
All right, we'll go to forum shout-outs in a second.
What after forum shout-outs?
Do we go right to Radio Graffiti?
Do we do who do we raid, dude?
There's nobody on fucking line.
Nobody's there.
Nobody's online to raid right now.
All right.
Date line.
Y'all want to do the date?
I didn't even buy any new minutes, dude.
I think I've got like maybe 40 minutes left on the date line.
All right.
I mean, y'all want to y'all want me to call the fucking date line too.
Shout outs after radio graffiti.
Radio graffiti after shout outs.
Okay, I see what you're saying.
So, all right, this is what we'll do.
Okay, we're gonna do, we're gonna do, look at all the date.
Look, I can't do all of them, dude.
I can't do all of them.
You guys are dicks, okay?
Donate hundred bucks for date line, dude.
Don't do that.
Seriously, don't do that.
We're gonna do one or two of these things.
We can't do them all, okay?
We can't do insta thoughts, we can't do the date line, we can't do all this shit at once.
We got to do like two things: you want shout-outs and radio graffiti, do a poll, do a poll, just do the date line.
Ah, Jesus Christ, listen, enough, all right.
Fuck radio graffiti, do the date line.
I think we need to do a vote.
Hold on just a second, all right?
I guess we got to do a vote.
All right, we have to do a vote here.
Hold on, let me go to the forums and we'll Jesus Christ.
See the shit I've got to do here.
Scuffed Mexico Wi-Fi Issues00:02:01
All right, before I do that, before I do all that, let me make sure not to forget Dark Me Magician Girls, $18.66 bucker, okay?
All right, before we do all that, let me get to Dark Me Magician Girls, and then we'll put it to a vote on what the fuck we're going to do.
All right, all right, Shut this idiot.
I hate that fucking commercial.
Listen up.
The soapy shower with is shit.
This guy looks like a fucking old, burnt out fucking hippie.
And he's telling, trying to sell me soap.
The fuck are you, fucking Brad Pitt?
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to Dark Me Magician Girl.
it is this is pretty loud I like the intro.
I like the intro guitar.
I'm still trying to figure out if I like the vocal I'm still trying to figure out if I like the most of it.
I don't know how to feel about this song.
I don't know how to feel about that song, dude.
Boo, this song.
You requested it, dude.
What's going on with these people?
Fucking Oliver Carswell says metal sucks.
He requests a metal song.
And now we've got Dark Me.
All right.
Just play a couple more seconds.
I don't know if I like or dislike the vocals.
Pixel Tits Bit Rate Lag00:16:21
Alright.
All right, I don't like this chorus.
I don't like this chorus.
Yeah, I don't like this chorus.
I mean, I don't know if I don't really believe that.
And shut up.
This is not better than Pantera.
Shut up, dude.
If you like this, well, good for you.
All right.
Good for you.
You and the fucking lead singer of Judas Priest can chew each other up the ass in some kind of seedy semen-infested bathhouse.
How you like that shit, all right?
Anyway, once again, we're gonna do forum shout-outs and radio graffiti, okay?
But all of a sudden, people are like instructots and dateline and all this other shit.
I can't do them all, dude.
I cannot do them all.
All right.
So I gotta do a vote here.
Let's go to the fucking polls here.
Let's go to let me post something on the Saturday Night Troll Show topic here.
Vote.
Hold on.
Let's see.
Vote for what to do on the Saturday Night Troll Show.
Let's see.
I guess this is the fifth.
10-0-5.
It's technically the 6th, but this is the show started on 10-0-5-2019.
All right.
I'm just going to put a poll here.
Answer the poll.
Jesus Christ.
I'm fucking up all over the fucking place.
Answer the poll.
All right.
Let's go ahead and put a poll here.
Okay.
We're going to add a poll.
We're going to go.
What should we do?
What should we do?
Okay.
Now, the first answer is obviously going to be shout outs.
Well, we're going to do shout-outs.
Well, we're going to do shout-outs regardless.
Okay.
So, do we do dateline?
Let's put the date line first.
Dateline.
Radio graffiti.
Or no, I should put Insta Thoughts on that one.
Instathoughts.
Insta Thoughts.
Radio Graffiti.
Let's put Radio Graffiti.
And then we'll add another one that says, or just end the show.
All right, there you go.
There it is right there.
What should we do?
Let's put next.
What should we do next?
All right, here it is, folks.
Under the Saturday Night Troll Show.
Here it is.
There it is.
Answer the poll.
Let's go ahead and put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
It's under the Saturday Night Troll Show area.
And the thread is vote for what to do on Saturday Night Troll Show 10-05-2019.
All right, we've got Dateline, Insta Thoughts, Radio Graffiti.
Or you know what?
I want to end the show.
So let's go ahead and do that, huh?
Let's go ahead and do that.
All right, preliminary.
Right now, we've got Radio Graffiti with 14 votes, Insta Thoughts with three votes, and Dateline with nine votes.
All right, I'm going to leave it open.
Oh, shit, wrong one.
Here, let me turn this off.
And nothing was leaked.
Shut up.
But anyway, let me go ahead and get to some doing me.
All right, because I want to be a little bit buzzed before we do this shit.
All right.
So once again, do your votes.
We're going to wait and see what happens.
All right.
Shut up with leak, dude.
All right.
Friendly medic.
You're not very friendly.
Shut up.
All right.
Oh, you want me to link it to chat?
Yeah, no shit.
I should link it to chat.
What am I doing?
All right.
You motherfuckers are too lazy to fucking, you know, here it is.
Here it is right here.
All right.
There it is.
There's the thread right there.
Okay.
Do y'all see that?
Y'all can vote there and we'll see what happens.
All right.
Let me go ahead and take another smoke of some tobacco, baby.
You've got to hold it in.
Let it hit the brain, dude.
Oh, man.
I don't know.
Right after like a few of those damn tobacco hits and you had a couple of fucking drinks, I feel fucking great, man.
I feel like the fucking whore from Impanema is being played in my head.
It's like, you know what I mean?
I'm sorry.
I have to say it.
All right.
I have to say it.
All right.
Hold on.
Let's take a look at the voting right now.
Let's take a look at the voting.
Hold on.
I'll put the PC shot on.
Let's go ahead and refresh this and see what the voting looks like.
Oh, I'll cancel this.
All right.
Let's go to the forums.
Let's go to vote on what to do.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
You sons of bitches, dude.
All right, here it is right here.
We've got, man, we're neck and neck.
Dateline, 21 votes.
Radio graffiti, 30 votes.
Insta-thought, eight votes.
And the show, you know, five votes.
All right, we get it.
All right.
I wouldn't, hey, you people that are assuming that we're just going to do radio graffiti next, man.
I mean, you know, we're still neck and neck here.
I mean, if you want to participate, go to the Ghost Forum post.
As a matter of fact, all you got to do is go to right here.
See this ghost.report.
That's all you got to do.
You got to put that in your goddamn browser there and hook it up.
Hold on, what is this?
Hey, what's up, Khabib?
Rig Paul!
Rig Paul, what are you talking about?
I'm leaving it up to the people.
What are you talking about, Khabib?
I'm leaving it up to the people.
Anyway, let's go ahead and take a swig of this.
It's not rigged.
Shut up.
I'm leaving it up to the people, man.
Oh, I forgot stream raids.
I forgot about stream raids.
No shit.
Ah, Christ.
All right.
Well, if somebody can show me somebody to fucking raid, I'll raid them.
But, you know, there's nobody to raid, dude.
I mean, is there anybody on?
Let me take a look.
Let me take a look at two.
Let me see if there's anybody on here for Christ.
Hold on, hold on, wait, hold on.
Hold on.
Is only Use Me Blade on?
Hold on, here it is.
Put the PC shot on.
I'm never outside of America.
Oh, sorry, Glow Trotters.
Glow trotters?
Look, we got Only Use Me Blade.
All right, we'll do a raid here.
All right, we'll go ahead and do a raid.
How about that?
We're here now.
All right, I understand that.
We're doing it.
Where the hell are they at?
Hopefully, they let me back in.
And there's Bjorn hanging with Blade.
He missed his flight to Denmark.
Bjorn, let's say, let's say they don't let me back in.
What do you do?
They let all you guys in, but they're like, nope, Blade.
All right.
And by the way, this is Only Use Me Blade.
You know.
In real life streamer, we talk about him in the IRL forum post on Ghost Not Reports.
Call 911.
Call Sperm.
Sperm the Cat.
What up, though?
Spermy the Cat!
How does he do that?
How did Spermy the cat do that shit?
I'm sure it does happen.
It's another shout out by Spermi!
Orange fan is looking for you because you have an orange shirt.
Oh my god.
Do you understand?
Fucking Spermy the cat.
I don't have a passport though.
How do you fucking do that?
Fucking Spermy, man, all the time.
Every time we raid somebody.
Ricky Bjorn.
Every time.
What are these guys doing?
Are we having fire sales, Blade?
What are you doing, dude?
I just don't think I'm going to get any American.
They're not letting me.
You are not alone.
All these things I have done in America.
All right, we'll attempt to do the auctioneer.
We've got a lot of people.
This might be tough.
He reads the chat.
He reads the chat really fast.
That's what the auctioneer is.
Go do IRL N-words.
Shout me out.
GX.
Hi, Ribbon.
Take a shot, Blades.
Before I met Snow Tax in Mexico.
Nah, LLL, Tapwater, Bjorn.
Egypt left in.
Now he's looking at the hotel.
Oh, GX.
GX Mel.
Talk to us.
They will let you in.
You'll be fine.
Q. Egypt gave ass.
No passport needed to cross via the car or foot.
Okay.
Oh, no passport needed.
No passport needed.
There you go.
Don't need a passport, Blair.
Are we getting 15-year-old hookers?
No?
Yes.
What?
Yes!
What the fuck?
H-E-A in them.
In basic.
What is it?
What?
There's no H. Wait, they're in Mexico, dude?
They're in Mexico right now.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Yeah, but my thing is I'd have to do like 22 and up.
18?
I don't like little girls, so I'm good, dude.
I don't really.
I don't want to be.
18 is not a little girl.
It's a grown-up woman.
No, 18 is not a grown-up woman, dude.
It's a grown-up woman.
Oh, look, they're having debates.
Wait, she knows if she's 18 years.
Oh, my God.
Fucking Bjorn.
He's like, I want these 15-year-old girls.
September 11th happened.
If she's 18, dude.
You should try shooting the people.
CeraVe, what up, though? I can't believe these guys are in fucking Mexico.
Hey, guys, let's get some barcels.
Let's get these guys drunk.
Fire cells.
I got my lockout.
I want Blade drunk.
I want Blade drunk.
I don't want to see these other guys drunk.
Blade, when he's drunk, is fucking unpredictable.
Oh, wait, hold on.
Kabeeb.
He's watching right now and hey, he wants to go with you guys.
Oh, you know him?
I don't.
I don't know.
You dumb sons of bitches, dude.
He has his family.
He's the radio show that's dope.
Called Radio Graffiti.
Radio aggressive.
Oh, my God, dude.
You see what y'all done?
Okay.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know who he is all.
Fuck Ghost Politics.
Dude, come on.
Anti-fans.
Come on, dude.
Let's always hate us.
There's always the haters.
Haters are just fans.
I love them.
I mean, who the fuck did that shit, man?
That man is named Scott.
He is his friend.
Kev's friend.
Yeah, yeah.
They've known each other for over 15 years.
Yeah.
Yeah, they.
I can't believe they brought this old Korean man and his friend.
Watching it, baby.
You dug that.
Hawks.
Yep.
12 in Mexico.
30 muzzle?
Oh, my God.
I can't believe they're in Mexico, dude.
All right, right now in California, the Mexicali area, it's about 12.42.
Or actually, it's 11.42 in the p.m.
You can still fuck that blade.
Oh, my God.
No, you can't.
I don't.
I'm not attracted to.
I'm attracted to women, not girls.
Like, I like 22 and up, dude.
That's about my range.
22 and up.
And he likes J-cuppers, by the way.
That's the funny part about Blade.
He likes J-Cuppers.
Okay.
Hong Kong is far yet.
We're going to go to Hong Kong in a bit.
On the 9 of 11, I was watching TV with my mother in her little house, and I say to her, Hey, dude, what the hell is going on in Amaviza?
It ain't nothing for me to whoop a mom's love, especially if they have a G-O-W-I-L-L-A hand, ghost.
Politics.
Damn, dark me magician, girl.
Stupid love.
Bjorn is a stupid love.
Backed up donations.
Holy shit.
It's ghost politics.
He's doing this.
He's ghost politics.
Yeah.
He's raiding you.
Yeah, I'm raiding you, boy.
We got the raid.
It's a fucking GX in the chat, baby.
Scar Ghost Politics.
Hey, cheers.
I'm cheersing with these guys right now.
I'm drinking too.
I'm drinking too.
Cheers, me.
Well, we're super broken donations, man.
It's all up.
Ah!
I've got a bunch of donations back to back that fucking clogged the system.
Hey, what's up to the GX Flaming Creations in the house?
Mr. Person in the place.
Anybody that's GX and adding me in the damn chat, I'm giving them shout-outs.
Nickel.
Negro.
What's up, Spermi the Cat?
Bond Dayton.
What's going on?
The Superior Super Mario Galaxy.
What's up to System 23?
Pointextra Rose.
Froppy.
A friendly medic in the house.
GX for life.
GX!
GX for life is right!
What's going on, Danger Dan?
Recycle Bin 17.
What's up, Keem Scarce?
What's going on, Skull MR?
We've got PSN Parker Place.
What's up, Russ?
What's up, metaphor?
You can't say those words, Birmingham.
What's going on to Diabolical Cumrag?
My fans now.
You're going to.
He has many fans.
And he kept on with the school.
How many subsidies?
Uh-oh.
Bjorn, can you tell Ghost to go back to YouTube?
He is watching now.
Tell him why B-A-U-H-G-N sucks, and YouTube is better.
He will listen to you, Bjorn.
Tell him.
Tell him, Bjorn.
Should I go back to YouTube?
What do you want me to do?
Just stream on YouTube.
Figure it out.
Yeah, but he's so bad.
It's a slippery slope.
It is.
Cheers.
Second.
I did get banned because I'm underground.
I'm underground, baby.
Two years so far.
I'm underground.
Scooter is a real one.
Scooter?
Scooter.
Scooter is a real one.
Yeah, Vaughan.live, baby.
What's going on?
We're watching.
Holy news be blade.
Donating a lot tonight.
I am fresh from the casino.
Let's create some.
Fresh from the casino.
Oh, my God.
And we got Lucha.
Fucking Lucha's in the chat room, man.
Lucha called me a goddamn racist, and I'm not a racist, Lucha.
Hey, Bjorn.
You piece of crap.
Bjorn.
Bjorn.
You seem like a pretty cool citizen of the Imperium, unlike Crippler, who is a bad guy.
What the fuck?
Mago Cranham bonus, dude.
You're a soul fucking troll, dude.
Praise the Omniscia.
Hey, I'm about to have a payday.
All right.
Listen, Bjorn.
Yeah.
It's my stream.
Pay attention.
So I stream out through my contact with YouTube that I can copyright claim the dude that made that fucking video about me.
Ghost Politics is watching and wants to go road tripping with me.
I didn't say that.
Don't forget to snuggle him like Gucci's.
Oh, wow.
That's what this is about.
Dude, that video that that fucking piece of shit uploaded where he basically just like slandered my good name and all the stuff and he used tons of money.
Six Hour Walk Life Scambler Call00:14:15
Why don't you tell YouTube to leave me alone?
Tell YouTube to leave me alone, dude.
Hey, what's up to Bjorn?
Hey, Ghost Pony, Charles.
Hey, cheers, dude.
Lucha CX is a stupid ice poseid in lover niggas.
I know that was us, dude.
That was us.
That was us.
Screw you, Lucha.
It ain't nothing for me to butterfly a nigga's rainbows when I fight faggots.
Oh, my God.
Also, butterfly me hard, Bjorn.
You know we want to?
Bjorn is a cool communist from Denmark.
A cool communist?
Cool communist.
Ghost only likes his huggers.
14 years old.
Who the fuck did that, dude?
Who the fuck did that shit?
Who in the fuck did that shit, man?
Yeah, my good name, yeah.
Fucking son of a bitches are donating and trying to spread slanderous lies.
All right.
So, yeah, it's my good name.
That's being directed.
I mean, you son of a bitch.
Stop donating, slander in my fucking name, man.
You understand?
I'm known all over these internets, man.
I am the underground.
So many broken things.
I am the underground.
Anyway, what's going on to all of Yakslav?
What's going on to hypnotic hands?
Salute.
In a little bit, we'll probably take another Yajer bomb.
You guys have been fucking raiding them donuts.
Man, what sucks is that Blade isn't drinking, man.
What if we made a channel that was Bjorn and Blaze?
So every time it goes on, they know it's a good thing.
Hey, hey, hey.
Somebody asked him how much it is going to take for Blade to start drinking.
All right.
Bobby Jones in the chat.
Because Blade is trying to do Sober October.
What'd she say?
What'd she say?
There's Tim McCrab.
Oh, God.
A real-life woman.
I am gonna.
I am gonna.
Oh, God.
I am gonna cool.
Oh, he thought.
Jesus Christ.
The wheelchair army is here, and we're ready to take coochies into the woods, shed along with Dan the Oracle's getting props.
Dan the Oracle!
All of a sudden.
Dan the fucking Oracle.
Grace Bud.
Grace Bud's in the chat.
Oh, my God.
She said she loves the glasses.
Oh, you say yawns.
Dan, the fucking Oracle.
Come on, dude.
I swear it was, Bobby Dylan.
Oh, Bobby Jones in the chat, too.
We got all the ladies in here.
Bobby Dylan is a porn star.
And she does some pretty nasty porn stuff.
I think she does like the fucking sexually broken stuff.
How much is it going to take for you to start drinking, Blade?
Uh-oh.
I'll take a shot right now.
Fire sale.
Fire sale.
If you're only 21, I take a triple bomb.
So that's definitely worth it.
Fire sale.
You know, I almost want to donate.
I almost want to donate.
I almost want to donate to see a fucking drunkard Blade.
I want to be honest with you, dude.
I watch these guys often, and whenever they get drunk, these guys just literally just go off keister, all right?
Donate it, Jude.
Don't do that.
All right, I'll do it.
Hold on, I got to take it.
I got to take the stream off.
I got to take the stream off if I'm going to do it.
You know what I'm saying?
Stop, Jorn.
This is my stream, my people's.
I'm going to take care of them.
All right, hold on.
Let me take the screen off.
All right, hold on.
Y'all keep watching.
Okay, let me go ahead and thank you for donating to Blade.
Thank you, man.
Thanks.
Ghost Politics is not a poor man.
He's the richest man in Texas.
I wish I was, brother.
I wish I was.
You're in Mexico.
Get some content on here.
We're going to go.
He's going to pass out.
Hold on.
I'm trying to.
All right.
Y'all can still hear, right?
Can y'all still hear him on my stream here?
You want to take over the chat?
Cover this, Bjorn.
Sit right here.
I'm going to smoke a cigarette.
Oh, he's going to smoke a cigarette.
God damn it.
Produce a fire sales.
All right, hold on.
Hold on just a second.
I've got the streamers.
I've got the streamer tip open.
I'm going to wait for Blade to come back from Ghost Politics still watching?
I'm still chilling, baby.
I'm chilling like an insane villain doing some doing some leftist killing for a little bit.
I shouldn't say that, dude.
I'm not doing anybody.
I'm not doing that.
Did you hear that, Blade?
That was just a fiction.
I was just kidding.
Everybody that's listening, I'm just kidding, all right?
Is Ghost Politics still?
You're damn right.
I'm about to donate a fire sale, baby.
Look at this.
I'm going to donate a fire sale here.
All right?
I'm about to donate a motherfucking fire sale.
Fire sale.
Ghost Politics is the richest man.
Fire sale!
You're damn right.
Kev, take a shot.
I'm going to take a picture.
When I do the fire sale.
Okay.
I'm going to take a shot with these guys.
I want Blade to be drunk.
All right, when Blade has that content juice in him, dude, this guy is just, you know.
Hence the goo cheese rape allegations.
Why don't you shoot your camera?
You know, this will be my last donation.
But I wanted to play some good tunes for you and the viewers.
He doesn't really know.
But I do.
I can't believe they got this.
This Korean man.
I can't believe they got this Korean man out there in Mexico, for Christ's sake.
Hold on, I'm waiting for Blade.
I'm on a tip.
I'm on a tip.
Hold on, wait a minute.
I'm aware of a man named Ghost Politics.
He's talking shit about you.
He says he's going to leave out his strap on.
Alright, he's back.
All right.
Oh, Ghost Politics.
He has a strap on.
What?
I'm not doing this for free.
Somebody has a donut.
What?
Alright, hold on.
Let me get a fire sale going on here.
Hold on.
Let me take this off.
Oh, shit.
Hold on.
Can't abuser.
Ghost Politics on this stream.
You will get a shout-out from Bjorn.
What?
Call Ghost Politics every name in the book and make him feel Batman.
What are you talking about?
I mean, why are y'all doing this shit?
I'm about to donate here.
I'm about to donate here.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Look at all the people talking shit to me in fucking Blade's chat, dude.
Look at all the fucking people talking shit to me in Blade's chat, dude.
There you go.
All right, I'm going to take this off.
I'm going to go ahead and do it.
I'm going to do a he wants 21.
I'm going to do a 21 bucker.
I'm going to do a 21 bucker because that's for him to do a triple shot.
Let me go ahead and put in America.
A little message here.
Actually, all right, I'm going to put Cheers Blade.
Cheers, Blade, and Bjorn.
We have my glasses, Bjorn.
Lawrence Road, Kev, take a shot.
All right, and sorry.
Hope you don't mind the raid.
Oh, did they say earlier when they said take a shot?
Hope you don't mind the raid.
I'll be drinking with you guys.
Everyone, take a shot now.
How much is that, man?
100.
Holy fuck!
100!
Oh!
Somebody did a fucking 100!
Somebody did a fucking 100!
Holy shit!
Somebody did a hundo!
Hey, $100!
$100!
No, no, we just got $100.
Hey, fuck you, mundane man.
Whoever the fuck did that fuck you?
I think I saw Ashley in the chat.
Fuck you.
Oh my god, $100.
$100 on Super Chat.
That's fucking insane.
Do more.
What are you talking about?
Do more?
Dude, wait, you want me to do 101?
Are you fucking joking?
Do 101!
Everybody.
Hold on.
Alright, hold on just a second.
Hold on, hold on.
I think I saw Ashley in the chat.
That might be a good one.
Hold on, you need a $100 dono.
Hold on.
You want me to give something?
Look at the peer pressure in the chat.
Thinking for the $10.
Look at the peer pressure in the chat.
What's that?
All right.
Thinking for the $10.
KFC Belly.
Oh, that's KFC Billy.
KFC Billy.
Oh, man.
Oh, my God.
Imagine being one of these middle-aged Balding guys following Blade and Bjorn to Mexico.
Wow.
Haha.
Alright, alright.
The people are peer pressuring me.
101 to flex nuts.
What?
Me?
Alright, we'll do 101 to flex nuts, all right?
Serious.
What's up?
I'm not going to do 101.
I can't do that.
Are you kidding me?
What am I insane?
Oh, wait, Meduva dude just ripped.
Yeah, we're the white women at Butterman.
Thank you.
You all have a cheaper shoot.
Do it, ghost.
Push one right now in the chat room if you want me to do 101 donation.
Can I?
Okay, I want to do something.
I'm gonna.
So, I don't have variations on the super chat side, but I got variations on that.
I'm gonna play for you what $100 through PayPal would have sounded like.
It's actually pretty fucking lit, okay?
Scott Superstars.
Everybody wants me to donate.
All right, I'm doing this for you guys, okay?
I'm doing this for you.
I want you all to know that.
I'm doing this for you.
All right, that's drinks, man.
Well, see, the way my bank account is set up.
Have a checking account with my safe account.
All right, so this is if someone did the 100 through hold on, he's about to do it.
Oh, no, hold on, hold on.
Let me let him let him do the fucking hundo.
Yes!
Oh my god!
So that's what it's gonna sound like.
All right, what's the next donation?
Alright, here it is.
Hold on, we got we got Khabib.
Tell them to play a song for the donation, too.
What song?
What song should I ask him to play?
Oh, yeah, I got songs.
Jorn is the most wholesome kind man I've ever seen.
Love you, Blade, for taking care of him on everything.
What should I not my boss nigga?
I can't do that, dude.
What are you doing, Jordan?
Yes, it is.
What should I fry that chicken?
Fry that chicken me.
Fry that chicken.
I'm just gonna donate, dude.
It's gonna be all good, all right?
All right, hold on.
Let me donate this some little bitch.
Oh, that's very romantic.
Hell yeah.
Very romantic.
I just realized that.
Hold on just a second.
Hold on.
want to add something else all right here it is Let me go ahead and we're off.
Okay, there's no screening.
Ghost Politics says he will donate 100.
But we know that he won't because of his Jewish ancestry.
You fucking asshole.
Oh, you're vague.
Mexico hype.
Ayo.
Mexico hype.
Ayo, Mexico hype.
Ayo.
Mexico hype.
Ayo, Modello.
Modello.
Corona.
Dozi QIS.
Alright, let me see what I can do here.
Mexico hype.
Ayo, Mexico hype.
Oh, shit.
Ayo, Mexico, hype.
Ayo, Mexico, hype.
Ayo, Modello.
Corona.
Dozi QIS.
Mexico hype.
Ayo, Mexico hype.
Ayo, Mexico hype.
Yeah.
Should we make up with Mexican?
Should we make up with him?
Go Bjorn Ganmark.
Alright, here it is.
We'll make up.
Let's go ahead.
We're going to take it out of the balance.
Let's pay now.
This is for you guys.
101 for you guys, okay?
I'm doing this for you.
Through 2035.
Now here it is, take it now, I can't believe I'm doing this shit.
Scam done?
No, fuck it!
There it is!
I did it.
Let's go ahead and do this.
Mexican, if you're watching, do come to the hotel, dude.
Send Mexican locations.
Yes!
Oh, my God!
There it is right there, baby!
I am a big fan.
Hope you don't mind the raid.
Ill drinking with you guys.
The capitalist army.
GX in the chat.
You're damn right.
Clearly.
He's a big friend of mine.
They actually did it.
You're damn right.
You're damn right.
That's amazing.
That's fucking amazing.
Give me my goddamn beer.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I gotta get a beer going on.
You guys want baka?
You guys want Jaeger?
What do you want?
Hold on.
Oh, you know, I should get a shot.
Longest cigarette ever.
Let me get a fucking shot.
Oh, my God.
Hold on.
Wait, Dark Me Magician Girl.
What the fuck?
Oh, my God.
That's insane.
Absolutely fucking literally.
I mean, look at this.
The Banned Stream Takeover00:15:09
Wait a minute.
What?
Did Dark Me Magician Girl do that?
Shit.
Shots?
Did you just do that to outdo me?
That's insane, dude.
That's insane.
You did this to outdo me?
Jesus, man.
Hold on.
I gotta get a shot.
These dudes are gonna take a shot.
I'll play whatever this song is.
I'll play it.
Hold on, I'm gonna get a shot.
Let me get Dark Me Magician.
Alright, cheers to everybody.
I'm taking a shot.
I'm taking a shot.
Cheers.
KFC Bennett.
Alright.
Yeah, I'm gonna play this on.
Let's get another beer here.
Hold on, I'll play it.
I'll play it right here.
I don't appreciate the Dark Meme Magician Girl outflex me, dude.
Holy fucking shit.
That's insane.
That's insane, man.
Jesus Christ.
How do I show the appreciation for that, dude?
Just begged someone on my speaker.
Yeah, I'm gonna put it.
Oh, my God.
What the fur?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Oh, my God.
Hurry up and get drunk.
All right, on the way.
Oh, my God.
Are you shitting me?
Oh my God! Oh my God!
Thank you! Oh my God! Oh Jesus Christ!
Although it shows that those of us that listen to the Ghost Show, that listen to the Saturday Night Troll Show, we ball in shot calling 20-inch blades on Impaola.
Uh-oh, there it is.
Oh, I need to.
Can you connect that?
There it is.
Dark meme magician girl.
Another shot, fucking.
There you go.
We're making.
Get him drunk.
Get him fucking drunk.
Dude, I think you're going to polish the whole bottle too soon.
No, we got plenty of time.
Get him fucking drunk, dude.
Strong.
I'm sure you are.
You're an old man, dude.
You shouldn't be fucking drinking like this.
Here it is.
I want to see Blade in the Lap Dance, man.
Gonna get banned from YouTube because of this.
Twins.
Come on, thank them.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Look, you're dancing.
Oh, let's sing a new stupid black man.
Black man's town.
He's got trouble.
And they're bumping it in Mexico.
Sorry.
What the hell happened?
Sorry.
He didn't shoot.
Don't get nothing for nobody.
Cause he's black and bad.
They're dancing.
Look at him.
All right, let's listen.
Let's listen.
They call him boss.
I'm fucking ball.
They're dancing to boss nigga!
Oh my god!
We took over this fucking stream, dude.
We literally took over this stream, man.
They call him boss!
They call him boss!
Fucking stream, dude.
Oh my god!
Oh my god, dude, that is hilarious.
That is fucking hilarious, dude.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
We took over this fucking stream, dude.
I love it.
I love it, dude.
We're showing how much net nuts we flex.
What the hell?
Oh, Cashley.
This is the guy.
This is the chick that Blade is talking to.
Give Cashley her cut, bro.
How much of those hundos can I get?
I owe yo, yo, Cashly cashing and chaching.
Yeah, dad, talk about Ashley.
Ashley, man, Ashley's.
Dude, Cashley, Cashley, Cashley, what's up, from the 100th donation?
Blade.
Cash is not bad.
I don't know.
But you know what?
All right, who was the last highest?
Was it $104?
Was it $104 that was the last, you know, the fucking four?
Alright, should I do another hundo?
Should I do another hundo?
And I'm doing it because of you guys.
Should I do another hundo?
If you want to give Ashley hondo, you know, give it to me, I'll give it to her.
You better not give it to her.
You better not give any of this money to that bitch, Blade.
No, you, you stupid idiot.
I'm not going to do that.
I'm never giving her money.
I gave her money to buy weed to bring to me, but that's it.
It's all fun games.
Oh, man.
Come on.
Wow.
Remember when professional streamer Bjorn said no one would donate in Mexico and this was, oh, that sucks Bjorn, that sucks.
I couldn't see what he was.
You're lucky that these guys are lucky that we're listening.
Man, I don't know.
These guys are lucky that we're listening.
So if one time, if you put, if you put cashly in the description or whatever, fuck it all.
If you guys are so hell-bent on me setting no no no no, why?
Somebody told my clauses, oh, my god dude, all right, i'll tell you what.
I'll tell you what.
I'll donate another hundo to these guys.
I'll donate another hundred to these guys.
If one of you guys will donate and hold on, what is this?
You better Not give Ashley any of this.
If one of you guys will donate and say Ghost is about to donate another hundred dollars, but we gotta ask them to do something, we gotta ask them to do something for you, okay?
So, what should we ask them to do for it?
Blade, what up?
Don't tell me you're small.
What do you mean, 200 or no ball?
Wait a minute, I'm gonna donate another 105 bucks.
What do you talk?
200 or not?
I just spent 200.
What are you talking about?
You have to cash out.
You have to give Cash Ashley money.
No, I don't have to give that shit.
All right, what should I have until show leg holes?
Come on, he's not gonna do that shit.
No, I ain't doing that.
I'm saying if they're not gonna do that, I'm not, dude.
Stop going higher with the price.
Okay, Jesus Christ.
Chuck a bottle.
Stop giving money to these losers.
I paid her back for leave.
We saw it.
Hold man child.
Blade, where the glasses.
Can I wear your glasses, Jordan?
Yeah.
All right.
You want me to donate that for Gorilla Hand?
Possibly look better than I do, but we're truly seen better.
How about figuring out little bruises?
I like that.
Hold on, we got a donation coming in our other hand.
Hold on.
Kabeeb.
Oh, my God.
Base ghost throwing some cheese at the streamers.
Of course, dude, I like these dudes, dude.
You know?
I like these dudes, man.
Okay, we'll request Gorilla Hand, but what else?
We got to ask them to do something, man.
I look like the 80s.
We got to ask them to do something.
You had to hit it like that.
Okay, tell them this.
Tell them this.
Somebody donate like three bucks so you can get on text-to-speech and say, I'm going to donate another hundo if these guys will play Gorilla Hand and all look into the camera.
All of them will look into the camera saying, We love the capitalist army or some kind of shit like that.
Acknowledging the capitalist army.
That would be cool right there.
I think we can do that.
You know, let's do that.
All right?
Somebody donate like three bucks to them and tell them I'm about to do that just to make sure that they're going to do it.
And then when they do it, you know, we'll throw 105.
We'll do 105 their way.
All right?
This is this is what having a fun having fun like a capitalist.
This is how you do it.
All right.
This is how you do it.
Having fun like a fucking capitalist.
All right, here, look at Kabib.
This is all from Ghost Politics.
You better thank the ground he walks on.
Ghost is gonna drop another 100 bucks if you guys play Gorilla Hand and all look into the camera saying, We love capitalists, aren't you?
All right, everyone.
Ghost said, Hell, donate 500.
If you guys don't know, wait, no, I didn't say 500.
I said 100, you asshole.
I said 100.
I said a fucking crap.
What is the song called?
It's called Gorilla Hand.
Gorilla Hand.
Ghost Politics says he will donate $200.
$250!
Okay, I can't do that.
Wait, what the hell happened?
Wait, wait, hold on.
What happened?
We're effing.
We're effing.
Why am I effing?
Everybody else?
Oh, dude, what?
What the fuck?
What the actual fuck?
It's not me.
Everybody else is effing, man.
What the fuck?
Oh, dude, are you fucking joking, man?
No fucking way.
All right, here they're coming back.
All right.
All right.
They're coming back.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Oh, my God.
We're sitting here having a good time.
I'm about to.
I mean, luckily I didn't do the fucking dono.
Okay.
Luckily, I didn't do the fucking dono at that particular time.
But Jesus Christ, man.
What everybody's still effing.
Is he back on?
Are they back?
Do I need to refresh or some shit?
Are they back?
Because I'm not getting them back for Christ's sake.
Everybody's still effing for Christ's sake.
Oh, my God.
Come on.
What the fuck?
What the fuck happened?
I got them banned.
I didn't get them banned.
Shut up.
All right.
And hey, somebody better tell the people in the chat room, man.
We don't charge back over here, baby.
All right.
We ain't doing that shit over here.
All right.
We're capitalists.
We're not a bunch of fucking shitheads that are going to be doing that crap.
All right.
Hold on.
Are we live?
Are we back?
What the fuck's going on?
I killed the stream.
I got him back.
How did I get him banned?
How did I get him banned?
Are we back?
Okay, let me refresh.
Let's see what happened.
Let's refresh.
I'm still effing, dude.
All right.
Oh, dude, what the hell happened?
Banned?
They got banned.
How the fuck did they get banned?
Did they get banned?
They got banned because of boss nigger?
There's no way.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to say that.
I'm sorry.
They got banned because of that song.
Are you fucking joking?
What?
What happened?
What the fuck?
I didn't mean to say the hard R.
I really apologize for that.
I'm sorry.
I'm just, I'm just, I'm upset that, you know, all of a sudden, you know, here, are we back?
In the field of local life.
Hold on, hold on.
We got a dono on our end.
What is this?
Dark meme magician, girl.
They call him boss.
All right.
That's.
I didn't mean to say the hard R, okay?
I'm sorry.
What happened?
What the fuck happened?
I did not get them banned.
Shut up.
All right.
I did not get them fucking banned.
I can't believe this, dude.
I mean, what the hell?
I didn't do it.
Shut up.
They're saying in the chat room that I did this.
Are they banned?
Are they seriously banned?
I'm going to refresh one more time.
Come on, man.
I didn't.
Oh, man.
I killed the stream like I killed the widow.
Fuck off, dude.
All right.
All right.
Fuck off.
All right.
Jesus Christ, man.
They were having.
I mean, are you shitting me?
Are you shitting me?
You guys are getting hundreds of dollars in donations.
And what happened?
What?
I ruined it?
I didn't.
How the fuck did I ruin it?
How the fuck did I ruin it?
We're giving them hundreds of dollars.
How the fuck did I ruin this shit?
Oh, my God.
All right.
I mean, Jesus fucking Christ.
I didn't do any of this.
I'm toxic.
I'm talking.
I got people in the fucking chat room.
I'm toxic.
All right.
Oh, my God.
Are they banned?
Did they really get banned, dude?
Why would they get banned for?
Because they played boss N-word?
I mean, there's no way.
Mexico internet, possibly?
Yeah, no shit.
Is it Mexico Internet?
Oh, man, dude, that sucks, dude.
You know that?
Are they back?
The stream got oyvey, according to Stilling in this chat.
Are they?
On, man.
Jesus Christ, we're, you know, we're all having a good time.
We were raiding the stream, you know.
I mean, it looks like it's trying to save.
I don't know what the hell's going on.
Jesus Christ, man.
All right.
I mean, I don't know what the hell's going on, man.
Scuffed Mexico Wi-Fi is right.
Are they really banned?
I hope they didn't get banned because of boss N-word.
All right.
All right.
Look, everybody in the chat room is blaming me now.
All right.
Look at that.
Everybody in the chat room is fucking blaming me.
Oh, there they are.
There they are.
Chat Room Chaos and Blame00:15:55
Jesus Christ.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
And shut up.
It doesn't look like they're banned, dude.
Shut up.
All right.
Hey, look at Only Use Me Blade in the chat room working on it, dude.
No shit, man.
I mean, I'm over here.
I got an itchy fucking like donation finger.
And these guys are like, oh, my God.
This is horrible.
This is bad.
I mean, I was just thinking about coming to YouTube again.
And if this is the kind of crap that we're going to expect on YouTube, well, then by God, why in the hell would I go back to YouTube?
I might as well stay right here on Vaughn.live in the underground if this is the kind of shit, all right?
If this is the kind of shit I'm going to, I'm going to have to deal with for Christ's sake.
All right.
I mean, good Lord.
Give me my drink, man.
I was just about to donate another hundred bucks.
I was just about to donate another hundred bucks.
Just imagine if I donated and this son of a bitch was effing like this, man.
Oh my God.
I'd be Jesus Christ.
Oi Vey if that happened.
Oi fucking Vey.
Give me my drink.
And people in the chat room are like, hey, God saved you money, ghost, okay?
God saved you some money.
So, you know, figure it out, little bruises.
All right.
Anyway, folks, oh my God.
That was pretty fun.
I'll be honest with you.
All right.
I mean, we were acting like some hard ass.
You see what I'm saying?
When you act like a hard ass capitalist, you know what I mean?
You act like a hard ass capitalist.
All of a sudden, you know, people are like, you know, heel kicking.
And, you know, what the fuck's happening with this stream?
It's like trying to come back.
What is this?
I should stream on chatterbait.
Why the fuck would I want to stream on chatterbait for?
Seriously, why the fuck would I want to?
It doesn't even make any sense.
And not to mention, I mean, you know, that was a lot of donos there.
There were a lot of donos there.
You know, you'd want to try to bring back the fucking stream as soon as possible, baby.
You know what I mean?
I'm just saying.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
I'm belching.
But I'm just saying.
We still got 86 people in the chat room in this chat.
And everybody's like, what the hell's going on?
So let me take this off of here.
Okay.
What the hell is going on?
I mean, come on, bring back the stream, Blade.
Figure it out, man.
Figure it out.
Figure it out.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me right now.
We were just rating Only Use Me Blade's stream.
We were having a good time.
We were making it digitally rain on everybody.
He had like over fucking, what he had like 1,600 people watching.
And we were showing the dominance, the absolute economic dominance of the capitalist army because we can do that.
All right.
Because we can fucking do that.
I am waiting for Only Use Me Blade to come back and come back to the stream for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
So we can get back to this.
Not, I don't know.
I don't know what the hell's happening.
I don't know.
I'll give this another couple of minutes because I need to drink some beer.
I want to smoke some tobacco.
And you know how it is.
Props to the person that's out there spreading the Von.live address to get people to come in here and watch the stream.
We're trying to see what it is.
What the hell's happening with the stream, man?
Please excuse me.
I'm drinking copious amounts of alcohol as well.
Dude, come on, Blake.
You were just donating like 400 bucks.
You were just donated 400 bucks.
Figure it out, man.
Oh, oh, it's fucking dead.
It's over.
It's fucking over, man.
I'm a stream killer.
People are calling me a fucking stream killer now.
Look at this.
People are calling me a fucking stream killer.
I can't believe that.
This is fucked up, man.
All right.
This is fucked up, man.
I mean, we just gave him 400 bucks.
All right, let's go ahead and get it out of here.
All right, take it off.
All right.
Anyway, folks, my apologies.
We were just rating the stream of only use me blade.
And, you know, I hope that they are sincerely having technical difficulties and not just kind of proverbial take the money and run type of thing, which I don't think they are.
I think they're cool guys.
But either way, I am very disappointed that we did not have a stream here.
I'm trying to look at the guy's channel to see if he restarted his stream.
Yeah, no, it's that, you know, I have no idea.
Look, people are calling me the stream killer.
All right.
What is it?
$400 rent to blade.
That's not what it is.
You know, we were just making it rain on them.
Did you see them?
They were fucking heel kicking like they just saw Mother Teresa walk on water.
All right, what are you talking about?
All right.
Oh, my God.
He just wrote on the Discord.
Hold on just a second.
Let me go back to what the Khabib just said.
He said he just wrote on the Discord he's going to try to get on.
He's panicking.
Yeah, no shit, dude.
No shit.
I'd be panicking too.
You got fucking $100 donos being thrown your way.
You're like, oh, fucking shit.
Fucking shit.
I mean, all the Jaeger that I could buy with that shit, man.
All the J-cuffers that I could possibly bounce on my schlong head and that I could pay for.
I mean, you know, are you fucking shitting me?
All right.
All right.
Look, this is what we're going to do.
I guess, you know, since we did this with the only use me blade situation here, let's go ahead and do some forum shout-outs, okay?
Let's go ahead and do some forum shout-outs.
And for you folks that are out there that want to, you know, you want to hook it up with a little bit of a, if you want to hook it up with a little bit of fucking shout out on the forum post, please excuse me.
I'm fucking, I'm trying to see if only use me blade is actually going to come back or if, you know, you're going to figure it out.
Oh, he's figuring it out.
Here it is.
Did he figure it out?
Hold on, put the PC shot on.
Did he figure it out?
Jesus.
You can't look at it.
Good God.
Shut up.
I'm not a stream killer, dude.
I'm not a stream killer.
All right.
He didn't figure it.
Did he figure it?
He didn't figure it out.
He can't figure it out, dude.
Oh, Jesus.
All right.
That's sad, dude.
I mean, I don't know what the hell's going on, but that is fucking sad.
All right.
Now, what we're going to do here, folks, is we're going to do forum shout-outs.
All right.
Go to ghost.report.
All right.
That's my website.
All you got to do is go to your browser, put ghost.report in there, and go to the forum section, which is right here.
And we're going to be giving shout-outs to the people that are in the Saturday Night Troll Show topic.
And we're going to go into the Saturday Night Troll Show shout-outs.
Let's go back to the first one here.
Saturday.
What the fuck is that?
Anyway, Saturday Night Troll Show shoutouts: 10-5-19.
All right.
Excuse me.
Odd Eyes Magician.
I really don't appreciate this.
Whatever.
Bathrobe Dwayne.
Dude, why do y'all fucking do this?
Yeah, try hard.
Bathrobe Dwayne.
We got Mr. Person.
Hey, Ghost, I found this art made by fans in the old years of TCR.
Angry, racist, Jewish hammone.
Yeah, real fucking funny.
And is that an albo?
Is that supposed to be the engineer?
Tell him, you guys are fucking.
You guys are sick.
All right.
R Master watches Ghost Pussies out yet again.
Hey, I'm here, asshole.
All right, I'm here.
And what the fuck is this?
Bitches and hoes are like new clothes.
Once you bought them, you wish you never got them.
Oh, snap.
It's fucking Hitler.
Act Cool.
All right, that's enough.
All right.
I'm not saying the rest of that.
Who the fuck is this?
Alexandria Ocasio Corsair?
Like, you're fucking making fun of my PC, the fucking Corsair I-160, you dickhead.
And what the fuck is this?
Oh, my God.
Dude, they're making.
I don't even know what to say.
Is that a dildo?
Fucking sick bastard.
It was a synchro someone chad.
I don't know what the fuck that is.
Hi, Spermy Ghostini sends its regards.
And of course, fucking Alex Jones.
Is he a Hasetic Jew here?
Is that what this is?
Huh?
No, Dos Juden.
How about that?
We got Ennis Turtle.
I was wondering where you've been, Wheels.
I found this.
And what is this?
Warning.
Disturbing video shows Texas man torturing cat in an apartment.
God, dude.
And of course, you know, ethnic.
Just saying.
R Master.
Yeah, we're back here.
Welfare Capitalist.
Dude, this is not fun.
I'm not even going to click on this.
This is not funny, dude.
That's not even funny.
XWF1000, stay on Vaughn and fuck the trolls, especially R Master for posting that topic.
You know, I might have to agree with you there, XRF, or XWF.
I'm telling you.
This is a reminder that you're cowboys suck.
How about the dude?
They lost by two fucking points.
Okay?
Two fucking points.
It's not like they got blown out.
All right.
And let me tell you something.
Bill Belichick, you ain't winning the Super Bowl this year.
And hey, R Master, you've already heard from you, you idiot.
Here's Annouette.
GX, what is this?
The Inner Circles Hall of Fame.
Ah, dude.
300 to join a cult.
We're not a cult, you asshole.
We're a think tank.
All right.
We talk about a lot of very serious subject matters that you wouldn't understand.
Anyway, Impeach Ghost coming soon, the Hambone Bar and Grill.
No fucking way.
Are you fucking kidding me?
The Hambone Bar and Grill Sports Bar.
All right, you Texas Donald Trump.
All right, go fuck off, dude.
Tom Brady 79.
Hey, ghost, me, six-time Super Bowl winner Tom Brady.
How does it feel that I have more Super Bowl victories in your entire state?
All right, go fuck off.
Fuck Tom Brady, all right?
Cheated, all right?
We all know it.
He cheated.
We got Kino Soft.
GX, I made a comic for you.
I just turned these magical books into nuclear bombs.
Time for a package delivery.
Meanwhile, what is that?
Me in a fucking wheelchair and a shitty trailer?
All right.
And fuck, fuck you.
All right.
Go fuck off.
Fucking anime lover.
Dude, what the fuck is this?
I'm a machine.
All right.
Dude, that's fucked.
Is that supposed to be a fucking dog sushi roll?
Is that a dog sushi?
It's a fucking dog sushi roll.
All right.
Moonman President, you have better have something good tonight or some overtime for four shows you've made.
Go fuck off.
Even a millennial has a better work ethic than you?
Bullshit.
All right.
Bullshit, Moonman, you fucking fruit bowl.
Bernie's heart feels the burnt.
Oh, GX, you chipped my apple.
And for you folks that don't know, okay, for you folks that don't know, hey, ghosts want to sit on my ass.
Go fuck off.
For those that don't know, all right, Barney Sanders had a heart attack.
And it looks like that's it for Bernie Sanders.
I know that he claims that he's going to go to the Democratic debates.
I would be looking out if he potentially has a fucking heart attack or passes out or, you know, falls down.
I'm not even joking.
I'm not even kidding.
Oliver Carswell leaked footage of the troll war with Alex Jones.
What is this?
All right.
Look, Alex Jones is going to, he's going to feel the wrath of ghosts.
I'll tell you that right now.
Seriously, Samsung, GX, your granny just got blacked.
Oh, dude, that's fucked up, dude.
Don't talk about my granny, dude.
Seriously.
And look, there's Twilly Atkins.
GX in the chat.
Have a great weekend, Ghost.
It's been an unbelievably good week, so I thought I'd celebrate with a new whiskey.
Should be a good one.
Cheers.
Here's Twilly Atkins and Glenn Fittick.
Age 21 years.
Wow, dude, that's got to be a badass.
That's got to be badass.
I'm not even kidding around.
Age 21 years.
That's got to be a beautiful scotch.
That's got to be a beautiful scotch.
Anyway, Olive Yaksloff.
GX, hope you're having a good night.
Glad to see you back.
Hopefully, you can head back to YouTube and cut the format a bit.
I'd love to see a BTR format again if it's possible.
Cheers.
And what the fuck is this?
Thank you, Olive Yaksloff.
Who the fuck is it?
Exgocion.
Dude, what the fuck is this, dude?
Isn't Exgoción supposed to be one of my blacks?
Isn't he supposed to be one of my blacks?
What the fuck?
What the fuck is this?
Are you making fun of my granny, you dickhead?
Oh, my God.
All right.
Get this gross shit out of here for Christ.
What the fuck is it?
You posted back to back?
What is this fucking niggas with autism?
Hey, dude.
Alright, I thought you were supposed to be one of my blacks, but obviously you're, I don't know what you are, man.
A friendly medic.
GX, sorry to hear your favorite show will be ending.
What the fuck is this?
All right, Milky Lickers.
I finally watched an episode of My Little Pony.
I never fucking said that, you asshole.
I never tweeted that.
I'm a Jew.
The trolls and fans made you a nice get well card.
Let's take a look at it.
White chicks on.
All right, all right.
Thank you all that sign the get-well card, but I don't, I don't know what, I don't know why everybody else is pulling off that disgusting.
Anyway, thank you.
Flamin' Creations, thank you.
Hopefully, writing this before the show, doing a show.
We missed you, ghosts.
Also, saw these out while Halloween shopping.
What the hell is this?
Pumpkin Hollow.
Skeleton Pig.
I know what you mean by that, you piece of shit.
Like, Chompum Hambones.
All right, we've got Son Ray GX made by anonymous shit poster.
What the fuck is this?
Oh, you fucking get this, get the shit off the screen, you fucking idiot.
I should fucking ban you for that shit.
I should ban you for that shit.
Anarcho-Canadian GX.
Banning the Pumpkin Hollow Meme00:15:15
Is that Joe Biden?
Is that Joe Biden in back of Ocasio-Cortez when she was faking, crying about the fuck.
All right, all right, we get it.
We get it.
Jesus fucking Christ.
All right.
What else do we have here?
We've got I Missed You Wheels, Raiden Snake Corpse.
All right, look, dude, fuck off.
And for you to post something like that, you're a sick fuck.
Distilling, good day, ghost.
You good cunt listening to you, help you, listening to you to get through the ass end of a 25-hour shift.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, these are Thunberg memes.
How dare you?
How dare you?
We've got Poindexter Rose, GX ice up Port Biden.
Fuck you, you fucking asshole.
I should fucking ban you for making me say that, you fucking prick.
Mr. Person, what the fuck is this?
Welcome to Corsair I-160 Gun Shop in San Ambonio, Texas.
Pick your favorite weapon and enjoy buying any kinds of weapons you like, but any kind of weapons are expensive and powerful to use.
What the fuck are you talking about?
What is this?
What is this?
Hold on, what is this shit?
All right, some fucking gun shop.
Is that supposed to be me?
Is that supposed to be fucking me for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ.
Distilling.
There's another Thurnberg meme.
Hold on, what is this?
System 23, welcome back, GX.
What the fuck is this?
Is that Beetlejuice?
You know, the Howard Stern character is that a fucking pony shirt, dude.
Is he wearing a fucking pony shirt?
Is he wearing a fucking pony shirt?
Oh, you son of a bitch.
You goddamn son of a bitch.
You know what?
You know, you guys make me fucking sick, dude.
I'm not even joking around.
Yo, little ghosty.
Yo, little lazy ghostie.
You're going to do a show?
You know, little Donnie doesn't listen.
He fucking listens, all right?
Donald Trump listens to my broadcast.
All right.
You want to know why?
Because I'm a capitalist.
That's why.
All right.
Because I'm a fucking capitalist.
In the field of war.
What is this?
Kabim.
Oh, my God.
Bjorn and Blade are back and calling for you.
All right.
Hold on.
Let me get a couple more shout-outs on the forum post here.
We got anime dude GX.
What is this?
True Capitalist Ray.
All right, you stupid idiot.
Bond Dayton.
So you want to declare war on Alex Jones?
Yeah, maybe I will.
All right.
Maybe I fucking will.
Miss AK.
What's going on to Miss AK?
We've got Communist for Trump.
GX, fuck California.
You're damn right.
Take a look at that.
$2.7 million will buy you that home in Austin, Texas.
And take a look at that little shit home for $2.7 million, huh?
Palo Alto.
There you go.
That's fucking great.
We've got Tyler 225905 GX.
And I'm not going to say what the hell you're trying to make me say there.
Bob Tom, GXEX, AXKX Woo.
I love you, Ghosty.
Never change, never die, and never leave us.
What the fuck is this?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you fucking?
Who the fuck did that?
Scarlet Moon.
They got a fucking emoji in the chat.
Dude, I don't want to talk about this.
All right.
Go fuck yourselves for doing that.
All right.
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this, dude?
Listen, don't know.
No, no.
Gino.
Look, that's enough.
All right.
That's enough.
All right.
Mr. Neggy Generation, GX.
And what is this?
Trump, bro.
Are you seriously not giving me the clearance to nuke?
Oh, my God.
And what the fuck is this?
Jason Genova.
What the fuck?
Is it?
Oh, my God.
Is that Bill and Hillary?
Oh my god.
All right.
Let's move on.
All right.
Admiral.
What's going on to Admiral?
CXCA?
What's up?
Stick my dick in the chick.
All right.
Real funny.
Barry BlackBerry.
Death by Bacon.
The real reason why the Shekel Goblin hasn't showed for a week.
You fucking piece.
Is that a fucking.
He's drinking.
This guy's in a fucking wheelchair and he's fucking a hopeless drunk.
All right.
Who is this?
Keem Scares.
Welcome back, Ghost.
Missing your shows, you boomer bitch.
What the fuck is this?
What is this?
If you grew up playing this, then you need to shut the fuck up, boomer.
Boomer is our word, but you can say boomer.
And what the fuck is, all right, all right, dude.
Wait a minute.
Is that a Lego rabbi scroll?
All right.
They're reading the Torah and the fucking Legos.
All right, we get it.
All right.
All right.
Who is this?
Cut Myself Laughing, GX.
And also, did you know that Prince made a song about banging his sister?
No, I didn't know that.
And I'm not clicking that, you fucking son of a bitch.
And this is supposed to be me.
And oh, this is supposed to be me right here.
Fucking hell.
What's up, Mr. BN King?
Thank you very much, man.
Hey, ghost, welcome back.
Hope you had a good week off.
Hope you had a good week and a good weekend, man.
Yeah, cheers to Mr. BN King.
And here's Canz Abuser.
What the fuck is this?
The ghost show, the no show, the no.
Yeah, fuck.
I'm here now, Cans Abuser.
All right, asshole.
I'm here now.
Look at this.
Pettis absent.
Huh?
Ghost every other show.
Absent.
Dude, look.
I'm already on five hours and 37 minutes that I've been online.
Five hours and 37 minutes online for Christ's sake.
So don't even go there.
GX Futuristic Moment, Ricardo Milos.
Is that me shaking hands with Alex Jones?
Is that supposed to be me shaking hands with Alex Jones?
That ain't never going to happen for Christ's sake.
Six feet two pieces shit.
GX.
Yeah, go fuck off.
Kino Soft.
Yeah, we already heard from you.
Pooh Jabber.
AX, what the fuck is this?
Super male vitality.
He charges $34.95 for that little piece of shit.
I didn't even know that for Christ.
I'm Alex Jones here, and I want each and every one of you to go out there and get the Super Male Vitality so I can give you the big ass motor and my filters.
My filters.
Ulte ad cheers, ghost, and shout out to Tim McCrab and Khabib.
Wait, is that the Hodge?
Is that the fucking Hodge that happened?
All right, we get it.
Mrs. Gostini, welcome back, Daddy.
I made this for you.
I think we already saw this one, you stupid, dumb piece of crap.
All right, look, that's enough.
All right.
Let's do a couple more.
All right, a couple more.
What's up, Lightning Note?
GX up, ghost.
What the fuck?
And no, are you kidding me?
They made a fucking.
They made a Pepe out of that fucking Puerto Rican man-ass son of a bitch.
Are you shitting me?
You've got to be shitting me for Christ's sake.
And what the hell is this?
Oh, my God.
Are you kidding me?
Danger dead.
Look at this guy.
Ah!
He tried to kill himself by throwing his head in the fucking shitter.
Oh, my God.
Can we put that?
All right, that's enough.
All right.
That's enough.
ST Mike the Meme Genie.
Ghost, your show is going down the shitter.
Stop fake.
Fuck you.
That's not Donald Trump, man.
All right.
Fuck you.
There's Mr. Person.
Now, fuck you.
All right.
That's enough.
All right.
That's enough.
Let's take this shit off.
All right.
That's the way enough.
All right.
That's enough.
All right.
Jesus fucking Christ.
All right.
Now let's see.
Supposedly these guys are back on.
Okay.
So let's see if these guys are back on here.
I think they are live.
So let's see what the hell happened.
Be a force thinker, man.
All right, here it is.
Hell yeah.
Wait a minute.
What happened?
What happened, everybody?
We're lit, Ralph.
We are out, man.
We're going to be out tonight.
What's up, CSX Rails man?
We got a really nice donation.
Looking for more like that, man.
All right.
What the hell happened?
Where the hell are they at?
No, no, no, no.
He did not do that.
I took too long.
I took too long.
They took too fucking long, dude.
They took too fucking long.
Showing on a Jackler.
Synergy.
I need to know.
I need some more beer.
I need some more fire sales.
All right.
No problem, man.
More beer.
Damn right.
What's up, people?
They had to lower the bit rate, it looks like, right?
Kevin's sexy.
I know.
You're on the lower curve in Russia.
I know.
Kev, what's the channel?
Kev TV.
Kev Force Beach to go on a trip.
Go outside or do something.
Fuck you.
Hey, Kevin, you make.
Please shout me out.
I already started to go.
Jimmy Christmas.
All right, guys.
So Fire Sales.
Fire Sales.
Now, are you sure?
Are you sure?
Fire sales, fire sales, fire sales.
Fire sales for a costa, costa.
I'm about to do a shot for you because I love you, bro.
Refaster, Blade.
Blade, shout me up, Mr. Pilson.
Hey, hey, hey, you know what?
I think Blade needs to drink a little more, dude.
You know?
We gave him like 400 bucks.
Let me explain something, okay?
You don't touch Cash Reserve, bro.
And all these people on the internet saying they're going to fuck me up.
It hasn't happened yet.
Let's go 36.
Catherister, bro.
And all these people on the internet saying they're going to fuck me up.
It hasn't happened yet.
What are you waiting on, dude?
I'm revealing my location.
Oh, he's a tough guy.
Don't be a tough guy.
Who's Casey?
I don't even know what Casey.
Who's Casey?
Who the fuck is Casey?
The guy that made you look like Homer Simpson.
Pixel Tits said Kevin's too wholesome.
Thank you, Pixel Tits.
We're doing a shout for Pixel Tits.
Oh, yeah.
Everyone, shout out Pixel Tits.
They're going to do this.
Pixel Tits.
They're going to do this.
Only somebody doesn't know you would say that.
You're too much.
Unsober October AO Who cares, dude?
You know who gives a shit?
Just keep drinking.
You and SOB.
Just keep drinking.
Hold on, let's go to 480.
Let's go to 480.
No, that's all we can do.
That's their bit rate.
This is their bit rate, dude.
This is their fucking bit rate.
Even the TTS is lagging.
Mexican internet.
Hey, hey.
Oh, I'm about to check this cologne.
Fire sale.
No, Kevin's.
Uh-oh, dude, are you kidding me?
Look at the lag on this shit, dude.
We can't even hear you.
What the hell happened?
I don't know what the fuck you're thinking, but you get to stay here in my hotel room, but get the fuck out.
Scram.
You're kicking Bjorn out?
You kicked me yorn out?
Dude, this is lagging hard, dude.
This is, you know, this is really lagging hard.
I mean, I wouldn't mind donating another hundo, but man, I mean.
Don't forget.
Wait, hold on.
No, I didn't say 250 bucks.
Dude, we can barely make it.
Okay, let's do it.
Okay, let's do it.
Bjorn, why'd you leave?
That's rough.
Dude, this is horrible.
This is horrible.
144p.
And look, I'm at 4.
The max you can do is run.
You want a year bomb?
I'm going to have hard liquor like that.
Oh, no.
Kill myself, dude.
53, 50, 40.
Alright, I'll be right back, folks.
I actually have to drain the main vein.
Watch these guys shoot a shot.
I'll be right back.
Don't go anywhere.
All right.
I got to drain the main vein, the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage.
Thank you guys for the noise and shit.
So listen to this.
I'll be right back.
Oh, we got to do the gorilla hand song.
That's what we got to do.
That's right.
Do the gorilla hand.
Goilla hand.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
Yeah.
We got to put the gorilla hand song.
We got to look at it because when we did it, it effed GX in the chat.
Ray Train has started.
Ayo.
Go outside.
Tell Bjorr to shout me out.
Sperm the cat.
Dude, sperm the cat, your band, dude.
No one's going to sub you shitty ass channel, die to fire.
All right, bye.
Cassandra's life.
Sounds good.
All right.
We're going to play the Gorilla Hand song and look at the thing.
Pretty kitty.
Fuck you, Died of Fire, dude.
Right, we're ready.
All right, we're playing Gorilla Hand.
We're looking at the thing.
Is it Ghost Ball Test watching?
Is Ghost Ball Tex watching?
That's what we're doing.
I'll get on the 50 or stream.
We gotta get on the bulk life.
Yeah, that's yeah.
We already did the Gorilla Hand thing, but we're gonna do it again because we love you guys.
Oh, yeah.
All right, I'm back, dude.
How to drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage.
My apologies.
All right.
Thank you for all the mods.
Thank you for all the sponsors.
Thank you for all the donos.
All right.
Now, what should I do here?
What's going on?
Let's go.
Are they going to play Gorilla Hand?
You're going to evolve life.
Are they going to play Gorilla?
Goilla.
Goilla Hand.
Max White, I got you that.
I got you in that moderator.
It looks like they banned Spermy.
Got you with that moderator.
They banned Spermy.
That sucks, man.
Anza, what up, man?
When you go out tonight, will you be streaming?
Yes, of course we'll be streaming.
Of course, we're going to be streaming, dude.
Of course, we're going to be streaming, bro.
Raiding Streams and Calling Me a Scambler00:04:17
It's at 660, right?
Yeah, but I'm going to give you that fast charger, sorry.
He told Spermy to die in a fire.
Yeah, we're going out still.
We're going off still.
Don't worry about it.
Are they going to blink your William?
Send me your buck.
I mean, no, he did.
That's my gift to you, dude.
All right, man.
Sorry, sorry, Virgin.
Captain.
See, look at it.
This is what I'm afraid of right here.
You see this?
This is what I'm afraid of.
All right, here we go.
They're effing, man.
They're effing a lot on this son of a bitch.
Change, boy.
Nine change.
You change.
Shout capitalated breasts.
Good night.
Dude, I mean, this is what's sad about this, man.
I mean, you know, this is what you get for a Mexican stream, okay?
This is Wi-Fi in fucking Mexico.
I'm not even joking, all right?
This is Wi-Fi in fucking Mexico.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
And we can't hear you, dude.
We can't.
I mean, figure it out, little bruises.
Figure it out, little bruises.
Can anybody hear this guy?
I mean, there's no audio.
It's muted.
I mean, walk-in life.
Walk-in life.
Yeah, yeah.
Vaughan.live/slash ghost one.
GhostPolitics one.
This is your phone.
This is your phone.
Figure it out, little bruises.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's USBC, man.
I know, it's USBC.
All right.
All right, let's go ahead.
All right, should I do this?
Should I do this right now?
Another $105 no-no?
Should I be doing that shit right now?
I mean, seriously.
I mean, hold on, hold on.
Hold on, I'll say, let's see if we can do it.
$300 no-no.
Hey, what the hell happened?
What the hell?
God damn it.
I'm just about to donate a bunch of fucking money over here, and we're having a Mexican Wi-Fi.
All right?
Oh, my God.
Yeah, forget it, dude.
It just, you know.
Hold on, what is this?
In the field of local.
Hold on, hold on.
We got somebody donating here.
What is this?
Dark meme magician girl.
Don't give them $105.
That's just encouraging them to be lazy as you.
As you, when it comes to streaming, man, fuck off.
All right.
Dark meme magician girl, fuck off, dude.
Hey, look, that's it.
Look, they got kicked off again.
They got kicked off again for Christ's sake.
They got kicked off again.
God damn it.
I'm about to.
Oh, my God.
Figure it out, little bruises.
Figure it out.
How is it my fault, dude?
How the fuck is it my fault, dude?
I mean, seriously.
I was just walking by her.
That girl is a liar.
Let me crack your back.
Hey, no, there's no poll, all right?
There's no poll.
You fucking guys wanted to raid streams.
We raid them, okay?
We raided them.
That's about it.
Okay, seriously, that's about it.
All right.
I mean, look, it's already fucking going to be a six-hour broadcast.
A six-hour fucking broad.
Don't fucking call me a scambler.
I did what you fucking idiots told me to.
The two choices.
We stream rated and I gave you shoutouts.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Are you fucking kidding?
Ah, dude, I'm done.
You know, if y'all are going to call me a scambler, then you're a fucking asshole.