Ghost hosts the Saturday Night Troll Show 9, promoting his live stream while attacking YouTube's pre-produced content and Twitch's "feminine" streamers like Ninja. He espouses toxic masculinity, claiming homosexuality is a sexual act caused by pornography, mocks LGBTQ+ individuals with slurs, and falsely links drag to child abuse. The episode features graphic viewer submissions, including brain juice consumption and Teletubbies critiques, alongside racist rants against children and streamers. Ghost defends Donald Trump, insults Ice Poseidon, and concludes by interacting with explicit phone sex callers before abruptly ending the show at 1:30 AM due to threats of violence. [Automatically generated summary]
You're listening to the Saturday night, Saturday night, Saturday Night Troll Show.
Episode 9 of the Saturday Night Troll Show.
I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And I'd like for you to spread this show around the internet and throughout the world and let everybody know that the Saturday Night Troll Show isn't affected in the house.
You're damn right.
Episode 9 of the Saturday Night Troll Show.
And for all you sons of bitches in the chat room saying I'm late, you don't know what late is for Christ's sake.
I say that I start the Saturday Night Troll Show at 9 p.m. Central Standard Time, you morons.
So don't just stand there.
Spread it around.
Spread it around.
Spread it around like wildfire.
You're damn right.
It's the Saturday Night Troll Show, baby.
We're live and we're in effect.
Spread it around.
Episode 9 is in the house.
And we are live once again on Vaughn.live.
I'm hyped, baby.
I'm hype.
And let me explain why.
We're underground now, baby.
If you're listening to the Saturday Night Troll Show right now, episode 9, you're listening to me in the underground.
And I'm going to stay underground.
Do you understand that, folks?
Woo!
I'm actually feeling good tonight, baby.
I'm going to tell you that right now.
Don't just stand there.
Spread it.
Spread it.
Spread it around like wildfire.
Spread it.
Spread it.
Spread it around like wildfire.
You're damn right.
All right.
Take me out of this damn shit here.
All right.
What's going on, everybody out there in internet land?
I am your host, the man they call ghost, and I want to thank you very much for tuning in with me to the Saturday Night Troll Show right here on Vaughn.live 9 p.m. Central Standard Time every Saturday night is what we, and when we do the Saturday Night Troll Show.
I'm going to be honest with you, folks.
After doing an over six-hour show last night and having to conduct my real life, my business life and all that other stuff today, I'm a little tired, okay?
I'm going to be a little bit of low energy up in this son of a bitch because I'm telling you, I mean, you guys that are out there that'll listen to me, especially you people and you punks in the damn chat room, you have no goddamn appreciation whatsoever that this son of a bitch right here, they call ghost, is out here doing show after show after show.
I do this, the ghost show Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, all right, 8:30 p.m. Central Standard Time, Saturday Night Troll Show, all right, 9 p.m. Central Standard Time.
So I'm telling you all right now, have some goddamn appreciation.
Do you understand that?
Have some goddamn appreciation.
Jesus Christ.
And let me tell you, it's already Saturday night.
So I guess to give me some energy, all right, I need a little bit of energy.
Let's just start cracking open the beers right now.
All right.
Let's just start cracking open the beers right now.
All right.
You know what time it is?
It's time for more beer on this goddamn Saturday night troll show up in this son of a bitch.
All right.
And who the hell is this?
The field of low energy.
Oh, yeah.
Real funny.
Jeb Low Energy Ghost.
Don't compare me to Jeb Bush, you son of a bitch.
I ain't slow and steady, baby.
I'm hard and rough.
All right.
I'm rough around the edges, baby.
Let's just go ahead and crack open a cold one, boys.
It's Saturday Night Troll Show, episode nine.
And the reason I'm pouring open a beer so early, aside from it being a Saturday, I'm hoping it gives me some goddamn energy.
You know what I'm saying?
I need some goddamn energy.
I'm going to be completely honest with you.
If it were up to me, I'd be laid up in the bed with Mrs. Ghost right now, getting me a goddamn pepperoni pizza and watching old episodes of Three's Company.
You know, Three's Company, come and knock at our door.
Come and knock at our door.
We've been waiting for you.
I mean, that's shit.
But instead, I'm a man of my word.
I show up here on a Saturday night troll show.
I'm kicking back, and I hope that you're kicking back too.
So we're going to do a little bit of a free-format Saturday Night Troll Show here in the beginning.
And what I'd like for everybody to do is what is this?
The field of the brain.
Or Scoot TM.
Scoot TM with a three-bucker.
What's going on, everybody out here?
And you know what?
I'm glad that I'm not seeing here, even though it is the Saturday Night Troll Show.
People in text-to-speech, they're not giving me, they're not giving me crap today.
They're not giving me crap.
They're not saying that I'm an idiot and I'm in a wheelchair and that I deserve to die.
Or they're talking about my granny and talking about my wife.
It's about time.
It's about time you sons of bitches start respecting old ghost over here.
I tell you that right, goddamn now.
Anyway, let me go ahead and take a swig of this beer here.
Hopefully, it invigorates old ghost.
Hopefully, it gives goddamn energy to old ghost out here.
So, everybody, cheers, baby.
Cheers.
All right.
We already got over 200 people listening to the broadcast.
We're not even two or three minutes in.
Cheers to all you goddamn sons of bitches.
All right.
All right.
Cheers, man.
Let me go ahead and take a sip here.
All right.
All right, folks.
Now, we're sitting here on the Saturday Night Troll Show, and I'd like to talk about a couple of things out here.
Now, I don't know if you have heard about this, but the rumor is going on out here that YouTube, and this is according to a lot of folks that were at VidCon, apparently.
YouTube is considering getting rid of its live streaming format.
Can you believe this crap?
Oh, and you know, it makes perfect sense why they were banning old ghost over here.
You know, even though YouTube appreciated the fact that old ghost was getting some viewers and doing his thing out here, now all of a sudden, YouTube doesn't want to be a part of the live streaming community.
You know, and let me tell you something right now.
I think live streaming is the future of content creation.
I mean, this idea that you can only do this cookie-cutter, social justice warrior, political, correct, pre-produced, package garbage on YouTube makes me want to throw up nasty chicken grease and corn oil and cream of wheat with five-day-old cereal and stomach plasma whenever I hear this crap.
All right.
So, I'd like for everybody to realize that's why I came down here to Vaughn.live, and I love the hospitality that I have out here.
We've got the owners of this website appreciating the broadcast.
What is this?
Saturday Night Wheelchair Show.
I was waiting for you idiots to do that.
You know, I was waiting for you, morons.
Hey, what's up to Father Time88 with the GX in the chat?
I appreciate it, man.
But can you believe this?
I mean, what's going to come of live streaming if YouTube decides to take away its live streaming capabilities away from content creators?
I'm not even kidding.
I mean, what the hell is going to happen?
I mean, seriously, man, I don't think that people understand the potential of IRL streaming, in real life streaming, live streaming.
I mean, that's why everybody comes to the ghost show.
That's why everybody comes to the Saturday Night Troll Show because of the unpredictability, the ability for the people that are viewing the broadcast to be actually part of the broadcast.
And I'm telling you, fuck YouTube is right.
And not to mention, fuck Twitch.
I mean, have you seen the kind of pussy whip garbage of streamers that they are promoting and allowing on Twitch for Christ's sake?
I mean, good God.
Oh, my God.
Props for your stamina, Ghost Street.
Thank you, man.
If you showed up on time, you wouldn't have to raise your voice so much to respond to all the people you annoy.
Wait a minute.
I don't annoy anybody, asshole.
All right.
What are you talking about?
I don't annoy anybody.
All right.
I'm a melting pot of friendship and everybody likes me.
What are you talking about?
Happy Saturday, Ghost Zox Soxoxo.
Yeah, thank you, ST Mike, even though, I don't know, Mrs. Ghost Face Reveal.
I don't like that as your name.
So look, we've got two 15 buckers up in here.
Let me, I'm going to get to the 15 buckers in just a second, okay?
But one thing I do want to say is that the availability of in-real life streaming is getting very scarce.
I mean, you take a look at the pussy whipped kind of content creator that they're promoting on Twitch.
I mean, is this what the internet future is going to be?
I mean, is this what we're going to have is this saturated, political, correct, social justice warrior, fruit bowl, titch streaming, bunch of BS?
I mean, because look, if you go on Twitch, most, I'm admitting at least 95% of the male streamers on Twitch talk like this.
Hi, how are you doing?
I'm a Twitch streamer, and I have very feminine vernacular and very feminine physical attributes.
And this is the kind of male that they're promoting out there on Twitch.
And like some of the greatest streamers on Twitch, they have like very feminine vernacular.
Like me, Ninja, you know, I'm ninja, and I actually make close to $500,000 a month being an over-feminine fruit bowl that thinks that he's the best at Fortnite.
All right.
That's me.
And if it isn't a bunch of fruit bowls like this, if it isn't male fruit bowls, it's dumbass Twitch thoughts.
It's broads that are wearing the cleavage.
You know, they're showing their tits out or they're trying to dress up like anime chicks.
I mean, I am sick of this crap.
I am so sick of Twitch.
I mean, YouTube had something going.
I'm going to be honest with you.
With some of the in-real life streamers that they have on there, especially like, I mean, I hate to say Ice Poseidon because he's half the man he used to be, but Ice Poseidon, the CX network, the, you know, only use me blade.
I mean, you know, these folks that are out there, Bjorn, I want to give props to Bjorn as well.
These folks are actually providing content that is just instantaneous.
And moreover, the ability for the viewer to actually partake in the live stream via TTS is something that makes text or excuse me, in-real life streaming second to none.
So without any further ado, I want to reiterate that the reason that I'm streaming here at Vaughan.live, aside from not being censored for saying faggot or, you know, something like that, I mean, aside from that, all right, the ability to be able to let the content creator be the content creator is the reason why I appreciate this format and I'm going to continue to be on this format.
All right.
I'm telling you, I'm sick and tired of people sitting here trying to censor me.
I've been censored my whole goddamn internet career.
I've been censored my whole internet career and I'm tired of it.
And when I was first censored, remember, I told you, sons of bitches, that if they could censor me, they're going to censor everybody.
All right.
And that's exactly what's happening.
And that's why I am here at Vaughan.live.
As a matter of fact, I got to go take Mark Vaughan out for a beer.
I should fly him out here to San Antonio, Texas.
We'll go kick it on the river walk.
All right.
I mean, something like that, because I appreciate, I genuinely appreciate the hospitality out here.
And I know there's a lot of folks that are pissing and moaning because they're a bunch of mobile whores and they don't have a PC.
And I guess this particular format on Von.live isn't very friendly to those that are mobile fruits.
But all I'm simply stating is this: okay, you've got to get in with those that appreciate content creation and the spirit of the internet.
And that's exactly what Von.live does.
That's why I appreciate being here.
And I'm glad that the folks that were listening to me in other formats are continuing to listen to the show, even though we've got to hop from format to format to format or platform.
I should say platform to platform to platform.
So anyway, cheers to Vaughan.live.
Cheers to the folks that are listening.
What is this?
Bob.
Oh, my God.
I appreciate watching YouTube dig their own grave by getting rid of their greatest revenue stream.
They're trying to become Netflix, but that's not what people want.
I'm also VIP now.
Hey, I think this is the one they call Bob.
Cheers to you to becoming a VIP here at Von.live.
I still need to purchase mine.
I think I'm going to purchase mine on Sunday.
But the point I'm trying to make is that Bob has it absolutely correct.
I mean, YouTube, if they're going to get rid of live streaming, I mean, they are literally submitting to Twitch.
And I can't believe Twitch has the domination over live streaming.
I mean, I mean, it's nothing but a bunch of freaking saturated, political, correct, over-feminized fruit bowls that are out there, man.
And by the way, whoever the hell donated $2 saying fuck GX, F you, asshole.
All right.
It's GX.
GX in the chat.
Come on, baby.
GX in the chat.
Oh, man.
We got another 15 bucker up in here.
I got to get to these here in a minute.
What's up to Tijuana Genius, Father Time88, Ghost Gimp, Synarchist, Bond Dayton, GG417, Crockadoodle, CSXR Railfan, Friendly Medic, Tom Ain, Monkey Dela Roche, excuse me.
We've got whole horse, ghost X, Joe Dolan.
Warning All Viewers Now00:02:08
Oh my God.
Had some initial technical issues with the OBS browser thingy not wanting to work right, but it's back up and running.
Relay viewers, let me know if you're looking at it.
Yeah, look at that.
We got a relay going on.
You see, look at Cannes Abuser.
All right.
Look at Cannes Abuser and whoever the hell donated St. James Island for Trump.
You're an asshole because you're probably being paid by the DNC because you're projecting like the Democrats when you Democrats know you're guilty with this Jeffrey Epstein situation and you're trying to project it on Trump.
Give me a goddamn break.
But look at Can's abuser for all you people that are fucking sitting here flapping your fat Cheeto stained fingers on the keyboard talking garbage that I'm not relayed.
There it is right there, folks.
All right.
There it is right there.
I told all of you that I'm being relayed throughout the world.
Okay.
I mean, no matter, look, we've almost got 300 people here live right now on Vaughan.live, but there's probably hundreds of thousands of people that are listening right now via a relay.
We've got one with Can's Abuser.
We've got another one.
I'm telling you right now, there are many different chat rooms with thousands of people in it that are listening to this broadcast right now.
And I don't blame them, boy.
I don't blame them.
All right.
I'm just saying.
All right.
So all you socialist, schlonghead-sucking, piggish, power-bottom, fruit bowl-loving, dog-farting, fetish-having pieces of garbage that are out there trying to talk garbage, you come and get some for Christ's sake.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, tech encrypted, why don't you look again?
There's 250 people in here, you stupid milky liquor.
It's only 50 plus viewers.
What are you fucking talking about?
There's 250 people in here, you stupid asshole.
If you were in front of me right now in a bar, I'd give you a bitch slap.
And who the hell, who the hell just put this for two bucks, man?
DNC is better than gay X. You better fucking stop.
You better stop disrespecting GX, baby.
GX in the chat.
Toxic Movement And Society00:11:56
How do you like that?
All right.
I'm telling you, you know, Bond Dayton, he's in the chat room saying I'm an internet tough guy.
I'm not an internet tough guy.
I'm a tough son of a bitch.
Do you understand that?
I mean, let me tell you, for over 11 years, I have been just throwing around, all right?
Throwing around my manly dominance around this internet like it ain't shit.
All right.
And I'm warning you.
I'm warning all of you right now.
Okay.
You all better not have any female within the vicinity of my voice while you're listening to this broadcast because I guarantee you, these women are going to be creaming out their pantyhose, listening to this manly dominant voice, throw around manly dominance all over this internet like it ain't shit.
If you've got a woman in the vicinity of my voice, I wouldn't be surprised if they excused themselves, went to a private room or a bathroom, and started waxing their clitorises off like a windshield wiper out of whack, listening to this man right here.
All right.
I'm telling you that right, goddamn now.
I bet you every woman right now is looking for a foreign object to shove in their private parts so that they can finally get off to a real man.
All right.
I mean, have you take a look at the fucking society today?
I mean, have you ever have you talked to any male under the age of 35?
Have you talked to any male under the age of 35?
A bunch of fruit bowls, a bunch of fruity ass bastards.
I mean, they literally sound like they just got popped out of the ass crack of RuPaul.
All right.
I mean, the feminine vernacular.
All right.
The feminine physical attributes.
tired of it man i mean i thought it was bad when i was predicting this being the mainstream about 10 years ago now that being a fruit bowl and and and you know being an over feminized male is now something that is popular in vogue i don't know what the hell you want to call it I mean, they're pronouncing it now with the attire that they're wearing, the fashion of these males.
Have you seen the skin-tight jeans now that the males are sporting out here in society?
Can you believe this?
I mean, legging like jeans.
The jeans are so tight, and I've said it, and I'll say it again.
These fruit bowls, these over-feminized males are showing off anal camel toe.
Anal camel toe.
I mean, have y'all seen?
I mean, it's disgusting, man.
It's disgusting.
And not to mention, is it me or is every goddamn young male out here trying to leprechaun their ass?
All right, walking down the street.
I mean, is it me or are they leprechauning their asses?
You know, they're fucking, they're shaking their asses for Christ's sake.
It's disgusting.
It's disgusting, man.
And I'm telling you this right now.
We need some men back in this country.
All right.
And that's what I'm trying to promote.
I'm trying to promote the toxic masculinity that these goddamn over-feminized fruit bowls in society are trying to prevent.
All right.
I've got testosterone pumping through my veins and ain't nothing toxic about it.
All right.
What is this, Gino?
Oh, my God.
Traps aren't gay.
Traps aren't gay.
No, hey, asshole.
All right.
Listen, if you like traps, you might be a little homosexual.
Okay.
For all those that don't know what a trap is, all right?
It is a younger male, typically ages 18 to 24, that they aren't cross-dressers or they aren't transgenders, but they're so over-feminine that they look feminine-like, like female-like.
You know, like you can't differentiate whether it's a female or a male.
That's a trap.
All right.
Oh, my God.
And of course, Gino X1987 would say that.
Who is this?
Kans Abuser.
These faggots, and that's Kans Abuser's words, wouldn't last a minute in Brownsville or even parts of the Bronx or old Brooklyn Queens.
Kind of harsh contrast when you take a look at old New York versus hipsterized New York.
Dude, I'm sick and tired of this hipster movement, man.
I'm sick and tired of the fucking glasses and the beards and all this crap.
All right.
What is this?
Ghost quotes.
We need more anime.
Now, fuck you, you idiot.
All right.
Anime in society.
I freaking hate anime.
I hate this fetishization, if that's even a word, of cartoons.
Cartoon fetished idiots that are waxing their carrots to cartoon women is another major problem in our society.
And listen, I'm going to be completely honest, okay?
Aside from the traps and the over-feminized, you know, estrogen pumping gays that are out here, you know, leprechauning their asses in society.
If you want my personal opinion on why most young men are turning gay, aside from the feminists bringing out this Me Too movement and, you know, calling sexual harassment for, you know, nothing more than an overt flirt or something, aside from that, I'm going to explain to you why we have so many gays.
And this is a valid theory.
And I think all of you need to listen to this and listen to what I'm saying.
Now that we have the internet and the internet is literally a haven for pornographic material.
I mean, any kind of pornographic material that gets you off is available for you to download.
All right.
It doesn't matter what kind of pornographic material.
And I think that you've got a lot of gentlemen that are out here that have never had sexual intercourse in any regard looking at these pornographic materials.
All right.
And you name it.
They look at it.
Gangbangs, you know, BJs, glory holes, ass to mouth, all that shit.
You name it.
They got it.
All right.
And they're watching it.
And these young men, I mean, they're chafing their penises, waxing their carrots, watching this.
And in their mind, they're like, oh my God, I wish I could do that to an actual human being.
Oh, my God.
I wish I could do this.
And in their mind, because there is limitless amounts of porn, okay, these people are what?
What is this?
Internet Rule 34.
If it exists, there's porn of it.
Yeah, shut up with your 4chan garbage.
All right.
If there isn't, there will be.
Only one exception.
Rule 34 itself.
Even ghost isn't safe from it.
Okay, that's great.
All right.
Listen to my theory here.
Okay.
You've got young men out here anesthesized with porn, watching all different kinds of pornographic material that they want to participate in that.
They want a third party ejaculating their penises in the fashion that they look and see on pornographic material.
But in today's society, unfortunately, there's not that many women that are available to these males so that they could potentially get into a sexual liaison with them so that they could potentially act out some of these pornographic scenes and these pornographic fetishes, etc.
But, okay, because it's so hard to get a woman in today's society, it's not very hard to get a gay or a tranny or a cross-dresser or something of that variant to come to your house and go ahead and perform all the sexual acts that you see on pornographic material.
And I think that that is why we have so much homosexuality in today's society.
It's a bunch of lonely guys that want a third party to ejaculate their penises and they can't find women or they're scared to find women or whatever the case might be.
It's too hard.
It's too difficult.
Whatever it is.
And they realize that all they got to do is go on a goddamn gay hookup app like Grinder, all right, and have somebody literally doing whatever performance act that they appreciate on pornographic material, they can get some gay to come and do it to them personally within 10 to 20 minutes.
Okay.
And this is why we're seeing a lot of gays out here.
We're seeing a lot of gays because we got too many males that are hard up.
All right.
They're chafing their penises, waxing their carrots, and they want a third party to ejaculate their penises.
So as a result, because you have an anesthesized pornographic population, this is why we're here.
All right.
What is this?
Type prance to fruit up?
What the hell does that mean?
I miss the old BTR chat rooms, pink text, and fruit balls who pranced around like gay bathhouses.
You make it smell like a San Francisco bathhouse up in the cat.
Jesus Christ.
Prance, prance.
You make it smell like a San Francisco bathhouse.
Smell like an infection?
Oh my God.
And Tijuana Genius, what's up, Tijuana Genius, man?
Women love toxic masculinity.
You're damn right.
Not especially lefty and feminist women behind closed doors.
You're right.
As someone who's been with a few far-left women, trust me.
Tijuana genius knows what he's talking about.
Okay.
Women, as much as they try to claim that they don't like toxic masculinity, they want it.
They crave it.
It's within their biological structure.
They're just trying to assert their authority now that you've got more women than men in the workforce.
You've got more women than men in college now.
And because of this, you've got women trying to pretend they have a schlong.
Haven't you noticed that?
That's literally the feminist movement, man.
Every fucking woman in the feminist movement thinks they got a prick.
They really think they got a pair of cock and balls, for Christ's sake.
And you know what's sad?
Even the most hardcore, dedicated feminists who are muff divers and they want to be males, they cut their tits off, they take testosterone, they grow beards and all this other nonsense.
I'm telling you right now, these same so-called dyke feminists who are trying to be male, these transgendered females, this female-to-male transgenders, they're on grinder right now.
I'm telling you this right now.
They're on grinder right now looking for down low pogo sticks to give them a decent poking because they know that even though they made all this commitment to be a guy, even though they made all this commitment to try to pump themselves with testosterone and cut their tits off, they still want to ride the pogo stick.
All right, come on.
Come on.
What is this?
Jackler.
We're also relaying the stream.
Just had to spread that word.
All right.
Well, cheers to Jackler.
Telling everybody.
Look at relaying streams.
What is this?
Read type prance TTS.
Formatting must have not read it out loud.
Sorry.
No, you need about, you need, well, I don't know.
I think you did too many hashtags or something.
Anyway, type prance to fruit up said, I missed the old BTR chat rooms, pink text, and all the fruit balls who pranced around like it was a gay bathhouse.
To honor that memory, I made a prance gift and declared today Sashet.
Sashay, are you fucking kidding me?
What is this?
Prove it.
Get on Grindr, ghost.
Dude, I'm not getting on Grinder right now.
Okay.
I don't want to download that.
The last time I downloaded that on the broadcast and I opened up the fucking grinder, there was somebody within like 500 or 400 feet away from me.
Uncut Prostitution Talk00:13:22
So that means that there's somebody in this neighborhood that's on grinder looking for something.
All right.
Wait, what is this?
Dr. Meow PhD.
Oh, my God.
There is so much gay because prostitution is the oldest profession on earth.
Mostly skilless women who can't get good at anything else.
Oh.
New millennial generation of male is so skilless that becoming a whore is the best option to start.
You know what, Dr. Meow PhD, first of all, thank you very much for the $20 dono, but I definitely believe what you're saying here because I'm telling you, you know the kinds of money that gay prostitutes are making.
And let me explain something.
Just because you're male doesn't mean that you're going to make money as a gay prostitute.
The life of a gay prostitute consists of this, because I'm telling you this from research purposes only, that the highest piece of gay prostitute ass is in the age range of 18 to 24.
You know, the twinks, the traps, you know, the ones that still look, you know, effeminate, you know, whatnot.
That is the most highest piece of ass in, or I should say highest priced piece of ass in prostitution.
Now, what's unfortunate is that once you're a little twink ass from 18 to 24, after 24, you get blown out, your asshole gets prolapsed, you know, you get lines on your face because you're doing, you know, all these drugs, you know, ketamine and, you know, and methamphetamine and drinking every day, etc.
And after about 24, that's the end of a trap lifespan.
All right.
If they haven't got the AIDS after 24, then the Twinks who are out there selling their asses or who are bottoms or whatnot end up having to become tops because they're so ugly that nobody wants to top this old used-up prolapsed anus disgusting nonsense.
And listen, for you people in the chat room asking how I know this, let me explain something to you.
I've done extensive research into the homosexual community, and the reason I do that, and I've told you all this time and time again, if I ever debate a gay, okay, and this is what I'm waiting for.
I'm waiting for a gay to try to sit here and try to say that they can debate me.
If I ever debate a gay, I'll make them look lower than her prolapsed anus.
All right, oh my God.
Can't abuser, hipsterized people are the worst people to deal with.
Of course, they are.
They're pretentious jerk-offs.
All right.
They're living vicariously through an image, you know, through a movie, through a show, etc.
Anyway, especially with the majority of so-called entitled, they're also the same motherfuckers trying to price us out of our rightful turf.
You're talking about gentrification.
These hipsters moving into areas that aren't traditionally affluent.
They're coming in.
They're changing the demographics.
I understand exactly what you're saying, man.
What is this?
ST Mike, you must enjoy all that research.
Fuck you, asshole.
I don't enjoy any of it.
All right.
I don't enjoy any of it.
And Canz abuser says that these goddamn hipsters, they have weird fetishes and trends.
I can never understand it.
I can't understand it either.
I can't understand it either.
And ST Mike, I don't enjoy the research.
The reason I do so much research on gays is because if I debate a gay, and I'll debate Carlos Maza, but he ain't going to want none of me.
All right.
I've got too much masculinity for that P-rep taking fruit bowl.
All right.
You don't want none of me.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
But the reason I do so much research on the homosexual community is because if I debate a gay, I'm going to make them look like a fucking imbecile.
I'm going to make them look lower than the ass cheeks that's hanging down below their knees after being blown out after taking too much pause loads on Grinder.
I'm not even joking around.
And one more time, I want to say cheers to Dr. Meow PhD for the $20 dono.
I appreciate it.
Talking about gay prostitution.
And all of you idiots in the chat room, shut up, man.
All right.
All right.
I do the research.
So just in case I debate a gay, I'll be able to, you know, literally make them look stupid.
I mean, have you ever heard gays in a debate?
What is their defense mechanism?
You don't know what it's like.
You don't know what it's like to be gay, okay?
You don't know anything about the gay lifestyle.
What don't I know about the gay lifestyle?
How about that?
What don't I know?
Huh?
You take Travada, you have your asses in the air, you're on Grinder, you're taking posloads.
It's a promiscuous lifestyle.
And by the way, I want to reiterate that if you're a part of the LGBTQ, being a part of the LGBTQ is not an identity.
I'm sick and tired of people thinking that because they get their prostate massage by man-meat, that that is somehow an identity.
It is nothing more than a sexual act, folks.
All right.
It's nothing more than a sexual act.
It is not an identity.
And I'm tired of the institutional LGBTQ trying to brainwash all their Travada-taken pause hole fucking demographic that, hey, I'm gay.
And you know what that means?
That's my identity.
Yeah, I have an identity and I'm so powerful.
You're so powerful.
Why?
Huh?
Why are you so powerful?
Because you got a pause hole and you're pausing everybody's neg hole.
I'm telling you right now, man, I mean, I have nothing against gay people.
If you're a taxpayer, if you're a capitalist and you don't infringe upon anybody's rights, I don't care what you do sexually.
I don't care what you do sexually, but the bad part about it is, is that y'all aren't just sticking to that.
Now, the institutional LGBTQ, now that they have no more strife, now, and I said this back in 2008 and 2009, you can go back in the archive, blogtalkradio.com slash ghost, the old archive.
I said it.
All right, we'll get to the 15 buckers in a second.
Hold on.
I said it back in 2008, 2009.
I said oral copulation between two men across the street from an elementary school was not only going to be accepted in today's modern America, but it'll be protected by the first goddamn amendment.
And look at what's happening.
And now that gays aren't persecuted, there's no reason that I'm tired of hearing about, oh, we have to protect gay people from hate crimes.
Look, I'm out here in San Antonio, and there's a lot of pause hole gays walking around out here, and they have no problem kissing each other and sucking each other's schlongs in a corner.
And I mean, Jesus Christ, have you ever been to a male public bathroom recently?
I don't even go to male public bathrooms anymore because it seems like a fucking gay meat market in there.
All right.
I'm not even kidding.
There's people in the stalls.
You can hear this in the stalls.
You can hear that in the stalls.
If you go to a urinal, these fucking guys are looking and seeing what you're packing when you whip out your schlong to take a piss.
All right.
I mean, I'm not even joking, man.
There's toe-tapping.
I don't go into public male bathrooms anymore because of this, man.
It is a freaking homosexual meat market.
And by the way, gays, why are you all hooking up in a bathroom?
I mean, you know, the shit and piss smell in the air, does that do something for you?
I mean, why in the hell would you hook up in a fucking bathroom, man?
I mean, especially, you know, let's just say you're just a guy that's trying to pinch a loaf.
All right.
I mean, you mean to tell me that you're going to do something to that ass, all right, after a toe-tapping session, after the son of a bitch just pinched a fucking loaf that's smelling up the whole goddamn bathroom like he just laid a Stanley steamer?
I mean, I'm just saying, dude.
I mean, why are gays doing this?
Why are you hooking up in the bathroom, man?
I mean, that's gross.
Fucking disgusting, man.
I mean, look, I don't know why I'm talking about this, folks.
I mean, you people have got me talking about this.
I'm just trying to plant seeds out here to let everybody know that, listen, if you're gay, that's fine.
I have, you know, whatever.
But don't think of it as an identity.
It's a sexual act.
Okay, folks, it's as simple as that.
It's just a sexual act.
It is not an identity.
And I'm tired of people trying to suggest to me that, ghost, it's my identity.
It's how I identify.
You know, I was born this way.
Fucking God.
Shut up.
All right.
I was born this way.
Shut the fuck up.
All right.
If you were born that way, how the hell did you know?
Okay.
And this is what makes me sick.
You know, you've got a lot of parents out here that are embracing these so-called young kids, young kids, eight, nine, ten years old, identifying as gay.
If my kid came up to me and said, Daddy, I'm gay, the first thing I would say is, who molested you?
All right.
Who molested you?
You know, I can't believe that us as a civil society are accepting that we're having kids come out as homosexuals.
I mean, the only way you know you're gay is if you take it up the pooper and you like it.
All right?
You take it up the pooper and you like it.
Do we have any radio griffin collars?
Gun, ghost son.
All right.
All right.
That's enough.
All right.
Look, enough of the gay talk.
All right.
We obviously have a whole contingent of homosexuals in this broadcast right now.
Take a look at the chat room.
People are getting their asshole puckered while I'm talking about this.
So let's just stop talking about it.
All right.
All right.
Let's start talking.
Let's stop talking about it.
And then look, one more thing.
Well, I have to have to say this, and then we'll move on.
Another thing about gay men, okay?
What is it about you and liking uncut penises?
Can y'all gay men ask, answer me that?
I mean, that is the most disgusting shit I've ever heard in my life.
All right.
I mean, isn't a penis just a penis?
I'm not kidding.
Ask any gay, ask any gay out here, and they'll suggest to you that they want to be hooking up with an uncut penis, meaning they want to see an elongated foreskin on the penis for Christ's sake.
I'm not joking around.
And you know, I don't understand why that is.
Because, you know, to be completely honest, for you women and, you know, folks without a penis, who you don't know, having an uncut penis could potentially cause major problems if you don't take a fucking shower for a couple of days.
You end up having a really bad cottage cheese problem with inside the foreskin.
And listen, I don't mean to be so gross here, but these are actual biological facts.
And I don't understand why gay men are preferring, like, I want someone who's uncut.
That's who I want.
Why?
Why?
I mean, do y'all like cheese with your hot dog?
I mean, I don't, what the fuck?
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Look, I'm just saying, folks.
I'm just saying.
And look, people are saying ghosts must be cut.
All right.
So what if I am, huh?
I mean, isn't it in the Jewish religion that when God comes back, all right, to differentiate who his people are and everyone else, they put dicks out for God, and those that are cut are part of God's people?
What is this?
Chad Peter Griffin, foreskin nationalism.
Shut up, foreskin nationalism.
Listen, I'm not joking around.
This is in the Jewish religion.
When God comes back, it's going to be dicks out for God.
And anybody who's cut is part of God's people.
That's why the Jewish religion circumcises their males.
All right?
So dicks out for God.
All right.
And if you have some foreskin, you're a part of the devil.
All right.
If you're cut, you're going with God.
You're going with the Jewish God.
So, I mean, all of you people that are out here talking garbage about, you know, oh my God, you're cut, ghost.
I mean, who cares if I am?
All right.
Who cares?
Yeah, okay.
Look, I'm cut.
How do you like that?
I'm cut.
I'll have a dick out for God and he's going to see I'm one of his people.
And not to mention, I like my penis.
I mean, I don't even talk about it, but since y'all are asking, I mean, okay, so what?
It's cut.
All right.
All right.
What I like about my penis is not only is it a 15 and a half, but the head of it, you know, the head, you know, the head of an uncut penis, it looks like a Nazi helmet.
You know what I'm saying?
So whenever I'm fully erect, it looks like I'm the Third Reich ready to conquer a goddamn...
Circumcision And God Debate00:10:22
You understand what I'm saying?
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying, I'm not joking a rap.
It looks like it's got a Nazi helmet for Christ.
A Nazi, a Nazi helmet.
Although, all right, never mind.
I don't know where I'm going with that.
I'm sorry.
And look, people are saying, ghosts, what the fuck is your problem?
All right, look, I'm sorry.
All right, look, we went too off Keister.
It's a Saturday night troll show.
All right.
So, what I mean, look, and all you idiots that are out here, oh, you've got a one-incher, okay?
Yeah, I bet you did not see that coming, huh?
And that's the thing about my Nazi penis.
They don't not see me coming.
All right?
They don't not see me coming.
Woo!
All right.
Anyway, look, let me go ahead and, hey, you must be kidding.
I'm not kidding.
Okay.
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to these 15 buckers up in here.
Okay.
I'm sorry for going onto this soliloquy about homosexuality, but I'm telling you, it needs to be said.
I'm providing education to folks that don't participate in this lifestyle so that if they ever debate a gay, if they ever debate a gay, they'll be able to debate them with certainty and with confidence.
All right, let me have a drink of this beer.
All right.
We've got 15 buckers that are piled up here.
So let's get rid of these.
Let's go ahead and get these out of the way, and then we'll move on with the rest of the Saturday night, Saturday night, Saturday night troll show.
Let's go ahead and start with the first 15-bucker here.
This one was requested by Eastern Time.
Eastern Time requested this, so let's see what the hell he's got going on for a 15-bucker up in here.
Oh, uh-oh.
It looks like he's, you know, getting his Saturday night ready with a little bit of metal up in here.
Let's go ahead and take a look at this.
This was requested by Eastern Time.
Gwar!
Let's hear this.
Let's hear a little gore.
A little bit of gore going on Eastern Time, huh?
You should have requested the song Meat Sandwich.
And this has been requested by Eastern Time here.
A little bit of guar.
How does that sound, huh?
A little bit of war on Saturday night, baby.
Woo!
You're damn right.
Hey, wait a minute.
People are asking me something here.
Hold on, hold on.
Let war go on a couple more seconds here.
Yeah!
All right, let's go ahead and take this off.
Thank you very much, Eastern Time.
When love turns to hate and hate turns to hate.
A little bit of gore going on.
When love turns to shit, I do it again and again and this.
All right, let's go ahead and turn this off.
And thank you very much, Eastern Time.
I do appreciate it.
Now, I was asked in the chat room if I'm a GG Allen fan.
Now, if you're not familiar with GG Allen, this has got to be one of the most sickest artists to ever face the earth or ever be born on earth.
But I'm not necessarily a fan of Gigi Allen.
What I am more of is an admirer, you know, because there's something like it's the equivalent of looking at a bad accident, you know, rubbernecking a bad accident.
That's kind of like what I attribute the appreciation of GG Allen.
Like watching a train wreck.
Now, if you don't know who Gigi Allen is, this is a guy who completely did not give a shit.
Okay, I don't even think I can play his concerts on here.
He would literally cut himself on stage.
He would cut his penis.
He would take turds on stage.
He would fight the audience.
He would rape chicks on stage.
This guy was a complete nutcase.
Okay.
And the only reason that I wouldn't say admire him in the sense of a positive sense.
Like I said, it's more like looking at a bad accident.
All right.
It's like looking at a bad accident.
And he was so crazy.
I got to show you this.
I'm sorry.
I've got to show you this.
He is so crazy that the serial killer John Wayne Gacy.
All right.
The serial killer named John Wayne Gacy actually did a self-portrait of Gig Allen.
And I'm telling you this right now.
You've got to be pretty goddamn nuts to inspire somebody like John Wayne Gacy to do a self-portrait of you.
Now, let me show you this really quick, just for you folks that are curious.
Okay.
Now, put the PC shot on.
There it is right there.
There's the self-portrait.
As you can see, it says J.W. Gacy.
John Wayne Gacy, the serial killer, literally did a self-portrait of Gigi Allen.
I want to be honest with you.
I would buy that picture.
I would buy that picture.
I mean, just take a look at how John Wayne Gacy saw GG Allen.
All right.
And let's play this.
Let's play this song.
This is a badass song, by the way.
Die when you die.
When you die, you're going to die.
Play a little bit of it.
Hell with it.
I hate you, motherfuckers.
I hate you, motherfuckers.
He's a little bit of a disturbed dude, too.
You know, GG Allen.
I hate you, motherfuckers.
I hate you.
Yeah, I know.
He's kind of a disturbed dude.
But take a look at that picture, dude.
Everybody sing along, baby.
Yeah!
Woo!
Here, let's sing along here.
The faggot mates, we're all gonna die.
Tucking up his ass now.
Now you're gonna die.
Die when you die.
When you die, you're gonna die.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
The JK with the figures out to die.
When the fucking burning album is gonna die!
Die when you die!
When you die, you're gonna die!
Damn right!
Fucking Gig Allen up in the center.
GG Allen!
Talk to my bitch!
Cause she was a die!
Talk to my man, and she said you're gonna die!
Die when you die, and you die, you're gonna die!
Die, bitch!
All right, let's turn this off.
It's a short song, anyway.
All right.
I was just trying to give you all a 411 on what I'm talking about.
Let's get to the next 15 buckers.
And look, don't judge me over here.
Don't judge me because I happen to like a little bit of GG Allen's music.
All right.
Don't, you know, don't do it.
Don't even judge me, okay?
All right, let's continue on.
The next 15 bucker that I'm going to play here is ST Mike.
He said that this is Mrs. Ghost Face Reveal.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
What is this ST Mike?
What is this, S T Mike?
Oh, you fucking piece of shit.
You know that?
Yeah, real funny.
Mrs. Ghost Face Reveal.
Yeah, real funny, ST Mike, you piece of money.
Come here, Greenville.
At Piggly Wiggly, we're able to offer a variety of fresh fruit and vegetables grown in our own.
I got a funny story about Piggly Wiggly.
Those strawberries are what you have to offer.
The Piggly Wiggly private brand.
Real funny asshole.
Yeah, Mrs. Ghost Face Review.
Fuck you, all right?
Stupid asshole.
Let me explain something to you about this, Brad.
I'm going to be down home, down the street, in Greenville.
All right.
No, put this back.
Put this back here.
Now, I actually had some people from the international community, people from Europe that couldn't believe that we actually had a store called Piggly Wiggly.
All right.
Oh, my God.
They were laughing at us Americans because we have a Piggly Wiggly store.
What is this?
Ghostler exposed.
You just love saying faggot now that you're allowed to, huh, ghost?
Your true colors are finally showing.
What true colors?
What are you talking about?
What's my true colors?
Huh?
I like to, you know, exercise to the fullest extent my First Amendment rights of freedom of speech.
I mean, what's my true colors?
All right.
I believe in the First Amendment.
I believe in the freedom of speech.
You know, so don't be sitting here talking garbage like my true colors.
What the hell does that mean?
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be gay, all right?
And I extend my hand in friendship to them, of course, with a rubber glove on it.
So don't sit over here and talk garbage that, you know, all your true colors.
And shut up, asshole, all right?
Anyway, the point I was trying to make that, believe it or not, people from Europe were laughing at us Americans.
They were like, oh my God, ghost, are you for real?
You've got a Piggly Wiggly as a fucking stool right there in America.
Oh my God.
So yeah, FYI, you know, Piggly Wiggly is laughed at by these Britbongs and everybody else out there in the international community.
And I don't know if I'd ever shop at some place called Piggly Wiggly.
I mean, it's just, there's something wrong about that.
I'm just saying, I have nothing against the company.
There's just something wrong about that, man.
All right.
Anyway, let me get to the next 15 bucker up in here.
Disgusting Spigot Head Video00:07:27
This is Geno X 1987.
Oh, great.
Oh, great.
What do you got in store for us now, Gino?
Can only imagine what the hell this.
Wow, no.
Is this another freak show video?
I'm telling you, Gino, you got a lot of problems, dude.
And I don't know why you purposely seek out these types of videos.
All right.
Now, everybody who's been listening to this broadcast for a minute, you already know Geno X 1987 and his videos.
Here is yet another one.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
Geno X 1987.
What the hell is this?
Ben Wheel presents Henry Eats.
What the fuck?
I mean, look at this.
Classic Gino up in here.
What the fuck is this?
Oh my God.
What the?
And this has got 1.5 million hits on it.
Why?
Oh, my God.
What am I watching, dude?
This has literally got 1.5 million hits.
Jesus Christ.
And what's this weird sound?
What is this?
MK Ultra shit?
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, man.
What am I watching?
What am I watching here?
What am I watching?
Oh my God.
Hey, what?
What is this?
A spigot?
They're throwing a spigot in his head.
Ah, good.
Are you kidding me?
Throwing a spigot in his head.
Dude, are you kidding me, Gino?
Are you serious?
I mean, are you serious with these videos, man?
What the f- What the hell is this crap?
Dude, Gino, you know, you got to see a shrink, dude.
What, he's going to drink his brain juice?
He's going to drink this other fucking freak show skull's brain juice.
Oh, my God.
Dude, I don't.
I don't want to watch this anymore.
You know, Gino, you're a real freak show, man.
You know that?
You're a real freak show.
All right, turn this off.
All right, we get it.
Jesus Christ, man.
What a way to harsh a mellow on Saturday night, dude.
All right.
What a way to harsh a mellow, for fuck's sake, on a Saturday night troll show.
All right, let's move on for Christ's sake.
I mean, good God.
This next, you know what, Gino, you got a lot of fucking problems, man.
All right, this next 15 bucker is made by Pink to Make the Boys wink.
Pink to Make the Boys wink just donated 15 bucks.
Obligated me to watch this YouTube video.
And the name of the person is Pink to Make the Boys Wink.
What the hell is this crap?
And this better not be some man ass or some fucking sick crap.
Put the PC shot on.
All right, Pink to Make the Boys Wink requested this.
What is this?
What is this shit?
What is this?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
He's not slaying.
Oh, no.
Lips, real purse, full big bills.
Are you kidding me?
Oh, my God.
I mean, what are we doing on a Saturday night here, man?
Are we fruiting up?
Are we fruiting up?
We're fruited up, man.
We're fruiting up.
Look at him in the chat room.
We're fruited up.
Girl, I don't dance.
I work.
I don't play.
I'm struck.
Are you kidding me?
I don't work.
I strut, stride, strut, and then fashion.
But I don't work for free.
So make it rain on me.
And I might let you see.
Dude, I'm going to be honest with you.
I'm willing to bet money that 95% of these people that we're watching on this video have AIDS.
My nails, hair, hips, heels, nails, hair, hips, nails, nails.
And you know what I hate even worse is that these gays that grow a Fu Man Chew, you know, they got full fucking facial hair.
They've got masculine features, and yet they're trying to act feminine.
You know, they try to put makeup on their face.
I mean, that's so stupid.
It's so fucking stupid.
You know that?
What is this?
Some music for tonight.
All right, I'll get to yours in just a second.
But I'm so sick of this.
All right.
I mean, look, why don't you let like the 18 to 24-year-old little twinks, you know, that look like half-ass women, why don't you let them do the slaying and the sausage and all that other shit?
I mean, it looks like most of these men, if you want to call them that, in this video, have already been blown out.
They're already used up.
They're already paused.
I mean, you know, this is fucking disgusting.
Play it.
Just play it, man.
Oh, God.
I mean, this is disgusting, dude.
I mean, give me a break, dude.
I be list wave wave blow.
Kiss, I'm that bitch.
Sis left, right, back, right, left with a spin bit.
Where's my sash and crown?
Cause I win, bitch.
I'm so fabulous.
And that's another thing I don't like about this gay community.
I mean, they're all trying to act like Britney Spears 2002.
You know, it's Britney, bitch.
It's Britney, bitch.
I'm Beyonce, bitch.
I'm tired of this shit, dude.
I really am tired of this.
I mean, you know, this is what makes the LGBTQ fucking disclaimer puke.
All right.
I mean, look at you got high heels.
You got fucking skin-tight jeans or leggings or whatever.
I mean, this is just disgusting, dude.
You know, why don't you show if you're going to do this?
Why don't you show the feminine males that are from 18 to 24 that can I don't know?
I mean, I don't know, man.
Get some traps.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Move.
We're going to play a couple more seconds of this and we're moving on.
She's gone with the wind, six, all six, seven, eight, nines.
I'm a 10-bit girl.
What did that girl just say, girl?
Girl, I don't dance.
I work.
I don't play.
I slay, I don't walk, I strut, strut, strut, and then sashay.
You don't work for free, so that means that this is a gay prostitute.
So, yeah.
Don't make it rain on me.
Freaked Out Blind Man00:04:02
And I might let you see.
Jesus Christ.
That's a.
I mean, did you see them leprechaun his ass?
This is leprechaun in your ass, folks, for all you.
This is leprechaun in your ass.
All right.
I've had enough of this.
I'm done.
I'm done with this shit.
I'm sorry, folks.
I'm sorry.
And shut up, Ghost Lightsome 18 to 24.
Go fuck yourself, man.
Eat your heart out, Gino.
Eat your heart out.
Oh, well, wait a minute.
Hold on, Chad Peter Griffin.
What are you trying to flex nuts over here, old Geno X1987?
Oh, uh-oh, but before we do that, we've already got another video for Gino X1987.
So let's play Gino X1987's other video that he donated 15 bucks, obligating me to watch a YouTube video.
Let's take a look at it.
Probably another freak show.
Yeah, more than likely.
Yeah, here it is.
Another freak show.
I'm telling you, you got a lot of fucking problems, Gino.
Now, I don't know.
You got Chad Peter Griffin over here thinking that he probably has more freak show video than you are.
So let's just wait and see.
Put the PC shot on.
This was requested by Geno X1987.
Put it up.
Put it up.
Do you know anything about...
Rainy film there.
So it's in classic piece.
What the hell?
What is this?
Oriental stuff?
What is this?
Is this big trouble in Little China?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What the?
What is this?
Oh!
Oh my god!
And look at this granny.
She's got a glowing schlong.
What the hell?
What the hell am I watching here, Gino?
Oh, what the hell?
What the fuck is this?
This a bathhouse is a brothel?
It's a goddamn brothel or some shit.
is this what the hell There's a German Shepherd out of nowhere.
What is this?
Hotel California?
Oh, that's hard.
Taking a blind stick from a blind man.
What the hell is...
You know, all right.
What the hell?
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa, are they naked?
Are those chicks making food?
You know what, Gino?
You got a lot of fucking problems, dude.
Look at this out.
Is this old broad, the madam?
Damn.
Timothy Leary LSD Discussion00:13:32
All right, you know what?
This is...
This is getting too freaked out.
Look at people in the chat room.
Look at them in the chat room.
They're getting all freaked out as it is, man.
Look at them.
They're getting all freaked out for Christ's sake.
All right, let's move on.
All right.
We got another 15, but they're piling up up in here.
All right, folks.
So if y'all are wondering, hey, ghost, what the hell is this?
They're piling up the 15 buckers.
I mean, what can I say?
You know, what the hell can I say?
Anyway, let's move on.
We've got the next video is requested by Ghost Sun Splice Reveal.
Ghost Sun Splice Reveal.
All right, let's see what the fuck this is for Christ's sake.
Ghost Sun Splice Reveal.
Oh, come on, dude.
No, come on, man.
Lie words to splice.
Jesus.
Listen, this guy that you all keep making fun of, this guy is a fan, okay?
He's a fan of the show.
Why don't you just leave him alone, okay?
Why don't you all just leave him alone for Christ's sake, you son of a bitch?
Ghost Sun Splice Reveal.
What?
Another one by ST Mike.
Oh, that's great.
Oh, my God.
Since you're a furry.
Since you're a furry, I'm not a fucking furry, you fruit bowl.
The hell are you talking about?
I'm not a goddamn furry.
I'll never be a damn furry.
All right, here it is.
Ghost Sun Splice Reveal.
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
What is this?
Lie Works to Swaggle.
Where are you going?
This is personal, all right?
Ma'am, can you please put these in my buddy?
What the hell?
What the fuck?
Is this just a splice?
What the freak just happened?
Uh-oh.
That's it, ghost.
I'm gonna call the SWAT team, and you are going to get arrested.
Except my friends.
This is not funny, dude.
You idiot swatting me.
All right.
SWATING is not funny.
SWATIN is not funny.
I mean, you're making fun of me.
You're making fun of my God.
Alright, you know, this is, this is not funny.
I mean, you know.
All right, listen, that's enough.
Look, first of all, hey, hey, hold on, hold on.
Look, look, swatting is not funny, okay?
To all of you people out there that think it's funny, you're sick fuck.
All right, this is not funny.
And by the way, that's not my son, and leave that guy alone for Christ's sake.
What is this?
Entertainment for TARDS.
Listen, I'm not entertainment for TARDS, asshole.
All right?
I'm listened to by hundreds of thousands of people throughout the world.
And for you people to insinuate that I'm, you know, entertainment for tards, that's a bunch of bullshit.
All right?
That's bullshit, and you know it.
I am not entertainment for tards, asshole.
So stop fucking, you know, stop pissing me off by trying to suggest that.
Because it does piss me off.
All right.
All right.
Who else do we have here?
Some music for tonight.
All right.
Let's see what kind of music for 15 bucks that you're posting here, baby.
Some music for tonight.
Well, hold on.
What is this?
Live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Younger equals better ghost.
What the fuck does that mean?
Anyway, let's take a look at some music for tonight is the name of the person that requested this 15 bucker.
Some music for tonight.
Ah, shit, man.
Not again.
Not again.
Why?
Why?
What is your fixation on this shit?
What is your fixation on this shit?
Oh, my God.
This is horrible, dude.
Why?
Why?
And look at them.
They like it in the chat.
They like it.
They like it in the chat.
I got some hot grease and a whole chicken.
Don't wash your hands because you're going to be nicking.
Hold on, my pride.
This is just so ragged.
They just got that fresh hot kettle fry.
This is so ratchet, dude.
I can't believe this is on YouTube.
I'm serious.
I can't believe this is on YouTube, man.
Bingo, you can't.
Now, we're my hot sauce.
I don't want to get you.
Just one big duper jalapeno pimple.
That's enough of this shit.
I hate that fucking song.
You know that?
I hate that song.
All right.
It is racist.
It is stupid.
I mean, give me a freaking break, but everybody wants a piece of my chick.
I mean, give me a break, man.
Jesus Christ.
All right, let's see who else we got going on over here.
All right.
Yeah, some music for tonight.
Yeah, that was really funny, asshole.
All right, now.
Hold on, we got another 15 bucks.
Oh, some actual good music.
All right, let me get to you in a second.
Let me get to some of that.
All right.
I'm proud to be an American.
And you're damn right.
I'm proud to be an American too, baby.
America.
America.
Goddamn right, boys.
Anyway, let's get to Chad Peter Griffin because Chad Peter Griffin said, eat your heart out, Gino.
So it seems like you got Chad Peter Griffin flexing nuts at Gino.
Let me see what Chad Peter Griffin has got going on over here.
You got like some freak show?
Is this some kind of a freak show video there, Chad Peter Griffin?
Put the PC shout on.
This is Chad Peter Griffin request.
is this?
Oh, my God.
What the fuck is this?
Oh, my God.
What the fuck am I watching?
fuck did I just watch?
I mean, I'm sitting over here trying to take a sip of beer for Christ's sake.
What the hell did I just watch?
And by the way, if you happen to have epilepsy, my apologies.
That was obviously some flashing images.
And I hope that nobody went into an epileptic fit because of it.
Because some dumbass, well, not dumbass.
I mean, Chad Peter Griffin.
He's trying to flex his nuts to Geno X 1987.
But let me tell you something.
You know, since y'all are being freaked out, you know what?
I want to play my freaked out video.
All right.
I want to play my freaked out video.
I'm going to go ahead and show you up.
All right.
I'm going to show you up right now.
Okay.
Now, what I'm about to show you is a, I mean, it's kind of long, but let me explain to you what I'm about to show you.
Okay.
Now, back in the late 60s, early 70s, there was a MIT psychiatrist by the name of Timothy Leary.
And this MIT psychiatrist was studying LSD.
And he got so freaked out in studying LSD that he thought LSD was the answer to everything.
Okay.
I mean, Timothy Leary thought it was the answer to everything.
Oh, here's Gino.
Here's Gino.
Oh, not bad Chad.
We got some weirdo video nut flexing between Geno X 1987 and Chad Peter Griffin.
All right.
Now, let me explain something.
I'm only going to show a little bit of this video.
Timothy Leary was an actual psychiatrist from MIT.
He got so freaked out in his study of LSD that he actually tried to taint the water system of a given California area with LSD so that everybody can experience the eye-opening, the brain-opening experience of LSD.
Okay, now let me go ahead and show you a clip in which he tries to tell you how to operate your brain on LSD, okay?
Y'all got to see this.
Put the PC shot on.
Timothy Leary, how to operate your brain.
Now, hold on.
Before I start this, I would like to remind everybody there are flashing images in this video majorly.
Major flashing images.
So if you're epileptic, please look away.
You know, make sure to understand that this is one of those epileptic type of flashing imagery type of videos.
So turn away if you don't like it.
I put play it, play it now.
Timothy Leary.
Just relax and enjoy it.
This is an experience.
This is an experiment.
Mind forming.
Mind formation.
Information.
Information.
Forming, forming, controlling, controlling, operating in your mind and your brain.
Using digital techniques to overload, scramble, confuse, confuse your mind and your mind.
I'm telling you, this dude was a little, he was out there, dude.
Timothy Leary, the natural state of the brain is chaos.
We're dealing with a complexity of information.
The first thing to do is to overwhelm your focused mind, your linear mind, by overloading signals, digital patterns, clusters of photons and electrons, which produce a pleasant state of confused chaos.
This is the state of the brain when it is ready to be informed.
That is to be reprogrammed.
The human brain contains 100 billion neurons.
Each neuron is as powerful as a large computer.
And each neuron has around 10,000 connections with other neurons.
Within our foreheads, there is a chaos.
Inside our brains, there is a galaxy of information, which is incomprehensible to our linear mind.
This contrasts and compares perfectly with the chaos without.
We're living in a universe which has 100 billion galaxies.
You see what I'm saying about Timothy Leary?
Again, which I don't want to leave the whole damn thing on for too many chaotic.
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But anyway, that was my contribution to the Geno X 1987 and the Chad Peter Griffin little battle that they're having of weird videos out here.
So once again, Timothy Leary, this guy was a pro-LSD advocate back in the late 60s, early 70s.
He was also in some Cheech and Chong movies.
You know, just FYI.
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to, let's go ahead and get to ST Mike.
ST Mike is next for the 15 bucker up in here.
Okay, let's go ahead and what do we got here?
ST Mike?
What do you got for us for a 15 bucker, man?
What the what?
What the fuck am I?
What the hell is this shit?
I mean, what is everybody doing, man?
Is everybody purposely trying to get a freaked out video to out-freak out everybody else?
I mean, is this what the Saturday Night Troll show is?
A bunch of freak shows?
I mean, look, ST Mike, what the fuck?
What the actual fuck.
Alright, look.
I'm about to show you this, folks.
Viewer discretion is advised.
I don't know what the hell I'm about to watch here.
All right.
But this is ST Mike's.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Play it.
Look at this.
Look at this sick shit.
Hey, everybody.
Beautiful Fox here.
Oh, my God.
You're probably wondering what I'm doing.
Well.
Oh, my God.
Cutting off my daughter's legs.
My daughter?
That's a long story.
I joined a special, a very special community on the internet.
No, no, no.
What the fuck?
And the other hacker sites where all the cyber bullies hang out.
I prefer a fag community, but I prefer to call it the Indian spirit community.
Oh my god.
There you go.
My goodness.
I mean, this is incel neckbeard forever alone, dude.
Are you going to cut her head off?
He's going to cut her freaking head off.
Sorry, Orange.
Oh, my God.
What am I watching?
And why am I watching it?
We have many of the same values.
She's cutting her freaking head off.
Respected and revered and worshipped.
Did that hurt, Orange?
Oh, my God.
I'm sorry.
It has to be done.
You're respected and revered.
Oh, my God.
And worshiped.
Yeah, the wolves.
And all the others are fast, lucid creatures.
This is kind of costly to cut through right now.
This is what this guy's doing for his weekend.
I can't believe you had such a strong backbone, Orange, especially.
After all those times he gave another.
Oh my god, dude, this ignored me.
Yeah, Orange has stopped talking to me lately.
She doesn't really talk a lot.
She doesn't talk to you lately at the fucking manager.
You're going to be reborn, aren't you, Orange?
Oh, my God.
You're going to be reborn and you're going to be the daughter that we're always meant to be.
You're going to be reborn and be the daughter that you're always meant to be?
Oh, my God.
This is not fun for me, by the way.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I know you guys can see me looking like I'm enjoying myself, sawing away, but this hurts me as much as it hurts Orange.
Oh my god.
Alright, I've had enough of this.
You're going to be reborn, Orange.
Your spirit, your mind, your body.
What the fuck?
They're all going to be new.
They're going to be new and they're going to be.
Oh, God.
Alright, look, I've had enough of this, dude.
I've had enough.
I mean, this dude's talking like a Woody Allen buttlovin pedophile while chopping off the head and limbs of a goddamn little girl doll.
I mean, what the fuck is going on with this country?
What the hell is going on with this world, dude?
Jesus Christ.
All right, look, that one was a freak show.
I mean, what is this?
Freak show Saturday night?
I mean, is everybody looking for the freakiest video to kind of just freak everybody out for Christ's sake?
I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
And ST Mike, is that you?
Because who the hell?
Why would you even know that video exists?
Huh?
Jesus Christ.
All right, let's move on to the next video.
All right, this next 15 bucker was requested by somebody named Younger equals Better Ghost.
Younger equals Better Ghost.
What the hell does that mean?
Put the what is this?
Younger equals Better Ghost.
Oh, you fucking idiot.
Younger equals Better Ghost question mark.
Oh my God.
Look, hold on.
Let me make sure there's not man-ass or something for Christ's sake.
All right, look.
Dude, I mean, I'm telling you, I can't even say anything without you trolls misconstruing it, twisting it around to make me look like an idiot.
All right.
All right, look, this video was requested by Younger equals Better Ghost.
All right, put the PC shot on.
Jesus Christ.
The only toy that I enjoy is young and hung a boy.
What?
I like them pretty.
I'm almost moving pink.
Twink, twink, twink.
Oh, my God, no.
Oh, my God, no.
I get him drunk.
They're fucking fruitless for Christ's sake, man.
They're fruitful.
Twink, twink.
They're fruit knock.
Oh, my God, no.
Look at these freaking tweaks.
Oh my god, oh my god Oh, my God, dude.
This is disgusting, man.
Oh, fuck yeah.
This is fucking horrible, dude.
Are you alone?
Oh, my God.
Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
You know, you wanna.
This is getting disgusting, dude.
I'll switch you down, turn you around.
So deep into you.
I'm all on a sink.
Twink, twink, twink.
You know, I've had enough of this, dude.
All right.
Let's turn it off for Christ's sake, man.
Turn it off.
Oh, my God, dude.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
I mean, did y'all see that, man?
That was a request for 15 bucks.
I mean, and notice that the lead singers of this group all look like they had the AIDS.
I want to remind everybody, a good tail sign whether or not somebody is HIV positive and got the AIDS is here.
Let's put the PC shot back on.
Let me see if we can get back to this singer.
All right, look at this.
You see this like frown line and how his mouth is sunken in?
That is a tail sign of HIV AIDS.
All right.
I'm not even joking.
That is a tail sign of HIV AIDS.
So any of you gays out there that are watching the broadcast, you know, that are trying to figure out, you know, if you're going to be giving up your ass to somebody and whether or not they got the AIDS, that's a decent tail sign right there, to say the least.
All right.
All right.
So anyway, let's move on.
Dude, that was fucking sick, man.
I mean, what a Saturday night troll show, dude.
All right, what a fucking Saturday night.
Oh, no, come on, man.
Come on, man.
Are you shitting me?
Twinks ghost likes that?
Ah, fucking ST Mike meme, genie.
Oh, my God.
Special requests from Sir Jackler.
Special requests from Jackler.
All right.
All right.
Look, we're getting piled up with 15 buckers up in here, dude.
We're getting piled up with 15 buckers.
So let me hurry up and get done with these sons of bitches.
This one is by somebody by the name of Actual Good Music.
Some actual good music just requested this.
Ah, fuck.
Not this stupid freak show dyke again, dude.
Man, come on.
Come on.
I don't want to watch this.
Some actual good music.
Put the PC shot on.
This is requested by some actual good music saying that they're proud to be an American.
Y'all seen this freaky fucking sick pervert here.
I mean, play it.
Just when you think that the world's gone wrong, you're not feeling strong.
Wait a minute.
Why is there a child in this?
Why is there a child in this?
Please watch at least half of the video.
All right.
Well, we'll see.
Why is there a child in this?
Shout what you feel inside.
Wait a minute.
Is that Desmond?
Is that Desmond the Amazing?
Is that who this is?
For all those that don't know who Desmond the Amazing is, he is the proud nine-year-old drag queen who has, for some reason and somehow, created a drag queen club for kids, a drag queen dating club for kids.
I'm not even joking.
And this Desmond Amazing goes to gay clubs and strips in front of gay club demographics.
I mean, it's just disgusting, dude.
It's disgusting.
Summer has come.
It's that time of year.
Notice how the dikes in this particular video are all fat and ugly.
Just FYI.
To be happy and queer, put all your fears aside for pride.
Raise your rainbow flag and fly it high.
Don't let the parade pass you by.
Dude, why are we accepting this?
Why are we accepting this in regular society?
I'm not even kidding around.
Why are we even paletting this?
Let's all join hands, stand tall and strong.
Just be yourself and sing along.
Just when you think that the world's gone wrong, you're not feeling strong.
Shout what you feel.
And notice, like, there's a bunch of like, you know, lesions all over the hand here.
I'm just FYI.
Inside, it's pride.
It's pride.
It's pride.
I've had enough of this.
Look at this fat dyke.
Look at this.
She's got, look at, look at the gooch on this.
I mean, literally, I mean, Jesus Christ.
Sometimes you might mope with all there is to cope with.
Hey, what the hell is that supposed to be?
We're happy and queer.
We stand up and fight for our...
I mean, you know what I hate about these stupid advocates of this?
Is that they make it sound like they're black people or they're ethnic minorities and they finally found some level of integrity...
I don't know what it is.
Listen, all these people in this goddamn video are just promoting how they like to fuck.
I mean, can we just get adult about it?
All right.
All right, these two dumb broads like to muffdive.
This twinky looking thing likes to take it up the pooper.
I mean, this is all this is, dude.
This is not like racial or something that I'm just tired of this shit.
I'm tired that we, as Americans, have to pallet and have to treat this with fucking respectability.
I'm tired of it, for Christ's sake.
Right so the future is bright, it's bright.
This is child- look at this shit.
Look at this, this is- This is child abuse.
The hands united, we stand.
Something will never hide.
It's pride.
It's pride.
You know, somebody should be back here like Alex Jones style with a bullhorn saying, all these people smell like an infection.
I'm smelling dirty ripe ass right now because these people are walking around with a dirty ass after being plugged up there so much.
I mean, seriously, man.
All right, I'm done with this.
I'm taking this shit off for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, good God, this is child abuse, man.
Why are we accepting this as American citizens?
Okay, it's one thing that those dykes want to be dykes.
It's one thing if those, you know, fruit bowl gays that are over the age of 18 want to be fruit bowls.
But why are they going after children?
Why are LGBTQ going after children?
This is what really upsets me about this group is that they've got everything going for them now.
As you can see, they can go out in the middle of the street prancing around like a bunch of fucking clowns.
All right, prancing their asses, leprechaun in their asses.
Why are they going after children, man?
I'm sick and tired of them, man, going after children.
Leave the children alone.
Leave the damn children alone, man.
Jesus Christ.
Fucking fruit bowls, man.
Fucking, just leave the children alone, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
Stop sexualizing our children under the guise of pride.
Oh, we're pride.
We have pride.
I take it up my backside.
Jesus Christ.
Fascinating Fine Queer Kid00:03:14
All right.
Let's get back to the weirdo videos because the next video, the next 15-monker up in.
Well, hold on, what is this?
What is this?
Ghostler exposed.
Notice how Ghost love that queer kid.
I didn't like that shit.
He wouldn't stop talking about it.
EX in the chat if Ghost is HIV positive.
All right, that's fresh.
Jesus Christ.
All right, look, let's move on.
We've got Geno X1987.
He's back, and I guess he's trying to show up fucking Chad.
Here's another Geno X 1987 freak show video.
So let's see what you got for us now there, Gino.
What is this?
Jesus Christ.
I'm telling you, Gino, you got a lot of fucking problems.
Put it on the PC shot.
This was requested by GenoX1987.
Enjoy.
Oh, geez, what is this?
Crack in the earth.
Here comes the worm.
What the hell?
What the hell?
What the hell is this?
Fantastic planet.
Fantastic Planets?
What the fuck?
Hold on, wait a minute.
This actually won a CANS film festival in 73?
Film festival.
That's why, you know, film festivals suck a chrome off of a 57 Chevy bumper.
What is this?
What the fuck?
Fascinating.
A fine adventure story.
Oh my God.
What is this?
Krypton?
I mean, come on, dude.
What am I watching?
And what the fuck is this, Gino?
What is this shit?
Brilliant.
I recommend it.
My god what the fuck Spellbinding science fiction.
Are you kidding me?
This was art in 73?
This was an art film in 73?
All right, dude.
You know what, Gino?
I'm telling you.
You never cease to amaze me, dude.
First prize.
I mean, look at all these goddamn film festivals this stupid shit won.
My god, I'm telling you man Gino.
I you know you've got to be on something you guys Yeah, all right.
Tommy Robinson Art Film00:15:31
That's enough.
That's it.
You got to be on something, Gino.
I'm not even joking around.
I mean, I can't even imagine watching garbage like this for leisurely activity.
This is just disgusting, man.
And look at these idiots in the chat room.
I'd watch it, ghost.
It looks rather avant-garde and very, very cinematically impactful.
And I think that there was a lot of reasons why Cans gave it an award in 73.
And I think the nuances of the animations also bring out the cinematic magnitude of the...
Shut up!
Just shut your stupid stinking salmon-smelling hole, all right?
Jesus Christ.
All right, Gino, yeah, real funny, dude.
Real funny, Gino.
All right, let's get to the next one here.
Who is this?
Twinks, Ghost Likes That requested this shit, all right?
Twinks, question mark, Ghost likes that.
I can only imagine what this is.
Fucking Twinks, for Christ's sake.
Put the what is this?
Uh-oh.
Oh, no.
Let me tell you something.
This is actually a good fucking song.
I'm sorry.
All right.
Look, you assholes.
You can call me what you want.
I don't give a shit.
This is a badass song right here.
This is the kind of song that you want to see bitches in the goddamn club shaking their asses to.
All right.
This is what you want.
Put the PC shot on.
Look at this.
Put a.
Yeah.
I'm in the club, baby.
I'm in the club.
I'm in the club, baby.
I like the dollar bills.
I love your pumpkins.
This is club music, man.
This is crap music here.
What are you talking about?
Bitches shake their ass to this kind of music.
Bitches are shaking their asses.
What are you talking about?
I like that.
Dirt's in mind.
I'm on it all the time.
I'm a graffiti girl.
I wanna spray it.
I let you throw the paint.
Huh?
You wanna throw the page?
I like that.
Shut up.
I'm not fruiting up, you idiots.
Just shove up your ass.
Shoving up, your fruity ass.
I like that.
I like that.
Yeah.
Like that.
I like that.
I like that.
All right.
That's about enough.
Look, people are making fun of me, dude.
Go fuck yourself.
All right.
It's enough.
All right.
Look at it.
I've got the whole goddamn chat room saying that I'm fruiting up for Christ's sake.
It's a fucking song.
All right.
It's a club song that you play on the club.
Bitches are clapping their ass cheeks to this shit.
What are you talking about?
Gay?
Go fuck yourself.
All right.
I'm not gay, asshole.
All right.
All right.
I'm not fucking gay.
You fucking people fucking make me sick.
I tell you that right damn now.
All right.
All right.
Take them fucking 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack with all that gay talk.
All right.
So just sit there and shut up.
All of you.
Just sit there and shut up.
Jesus Christ.
And don't compare me to Weena.
All right.
That's gay.
All right.
That's Fruit Bowl music.
Weena, what I don't compare me to that shit.
Son of a bitch.
All right.
Who else do we?
Oh, yeah.
ST Mike again.
ST Mike with another 15 bucker for Christ's sake.
You know what?
Before I get to ST Mike's, I really don't appreciate you idiots.
Look, I'm looking at the chat room.
They're saying, oh, man, we're fruiting up.
We're fruiting up the Saturday Night Troll Show.
Oh, my God.
It's gay Saturday and all this other shit.
Go fuck yourselves.
All right, asshole.
All right.
I'm playing the 15 buckers that people are requesting.
So don't point your fucking fat sausages of fingers at me.
All right.
Stupid assholes.
I didn't even want to be here tonight, of course, because, I mean, I'm giving you all my weekends.
What is this?
You're as gay as they come.
Oh, my God.
This proves you're gay.
Why?
Why?
Because I like that fucking song.
Because I like that fucking song.
Get the fuck out of here for Christ's sake, man.
You've obviously never been to a nightclub.
All right.
You've obviously never been to a fucking nightclub.
So just sit there and shut up.
All right.
You enema bag cleaning, sphinker-fingering, foreskin, muzzle-loving, milky-licking, cauliflower cock-having zombie cooch eating pieces of seat-sniffing pickle prick shit.
Tired of you, man.
Get tired of it.
I need a, you know what?
I need another beer for Christ's sake, man.
I need some more beer.
Jesus Christ.
I need some more goddamn beer for Christ's sake, all right?
Jesus Christ.
Tired of you people out here, man.
I should have just taken the day off.
I should have taken the day off today and actually went to a fucking nightclub.
All right?
That's what I should have done.
But no, I'm over here and I got to be streaming to a bunch of unappreciative troll terrorists and cyber vermin for Christ's sake.
You know, I don't even know why I'm doing this.
I think I'm going to end the show early for Christ's sake, man.
All right.
You see, y'all are calling me Fruit Bowl.
Y'all are calling me gay.
I'm not gay.
All right, asshole.
Jesus Christ.
Give me my drink.
Look, I'm going to take a drink of this beer.
I want to say cheers.
I want to say cheers to all the true fans that are out there listening to the broadcast right now.
I want to say cheers to the inner circle.
The inner circle.
They're my friends.
They're my family.
I want to say cheers, baby.
All right.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
GX in the chat.
What's up to Father Time?
Anthony J, Nico, Angel, System 23, Mr. Scrooge, BN King, Ex Gosion.
Fuck you.
I'm not gay.
Shut up.
Make America Mexico again.
Go fuck yourself, you asshole.
What are you talking about?
America was never Mexico, boy.
What's up, the one they call Bob?
We've got Aaron Tullman.
We got Reverend Schnarr, CSX Rail fan, too.
Engineer fan 92.
Astria Brilliant.
Get Astria Brilliants out of here with the EX.
We got Sierra Miss 12.
Yeah, there's Feminist Socialist.
Oh, seriously, Samsung, Danny Oracle, B-Banner 88.
Look, Saturday Night Yas Show.
Yas Ghost.
Yes.
Slay it, Queen.
Fuck off.
All right.
Go fuck yourself.
All right, look.
I'm going to take a chug of this beer and then we're going to move on with the broadcast.
All right.
Give me my drink.
Man, shut up in the chat, man!
I'm not gay.
The sign on my ass says do not enter.
All right.
Like I said, I just blew a fart yesterday on the goddamn show, and it didn't sound like this.
So that should prove to you, idiots, a thing or two about a thing or two, all right?
And shut up, Esghostion, that it sounded loose.
You sound loose.
All right?
You sound loose, but you know what?
I'm going to let you pass there, Ex Ghostion, because you're one of my blacks.
All right.
I'm going to give you a black pass.
All right.
So here it is.
Take the watermelon.
All right.
Here we go.
Let's go ahead.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding, dude.
I'm just, look, I'm kidding.
I was only kidding.
I was only kidding, dude.
Anyway, let's move on.
ST Mike, let's go ahead and see what ST Mike is hooking up with here.
All right.
ST Mike requested this 15 bucker, so let's see what the hell he's doing.
Probably another freak show.
Nah, are you fucking kidding me?
ST Mike, you're a goddamn Brit Bong.
You're a goddamn Brit Bong, for Christ's sake.
I didn't even know you're a goddamn Brit Mong.
Man, shut up, dude.
Oh, my God.
Saturday Night Pride Show.
Shut up, asshole.
All right.
I'm being very critical about the LGBTQ up in here.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, yeah.
It's from Jackler.
And don't call me an idiot, Jackler.
I'll stick a goddamn fucking fish and chips up your loose shit funnel.
Fucking Brit Bong.
All right.
ST Mike, courtesy of Jackler.
And of course, Jackler, this should be an Arabic call to prayer instead of some like, you know, save the queen crap.
You know it, and I know it.
I mean, what is going to be the new call for nation unity in the U.K. is going to be...
That's what is going to be the new nationalistic call to unity.
All right.
All right.
This is by ST My courtesy of Jack.
Yay, primitive monarchy.
Yay.
Let's worship this old bag.
Oh, my God.
Whoa, wait, whoa.
What the hell?
I wasn't expecting that.
I wasn't expecting that, for Christ's sake.
All right.
All right.
Cheers, Jackler.
I'm just saying, dude, I mean, you know, it's about time for the people of the UK to start raising up.
And by the way, free Tommy Robinson.
Free Tommy Robinson.
And let's make Tommy Robinson an honorary citizen of the United States under an asylum situation because his own country hates him.
You know, Tommy Robinson is an enemy of the UK state.
And all the son of a bitch is doing is outing a bunch of wild jehooties that are out here molesting children.
All right.
So free Tommy Robinson, baby.
All right.
Hey, Tommy Robinson, we're riding for you over here, baby.
We riding for you.
All right.
You're damn right.
Let me have a drink.
Free Tommy Robinson, baby.
All right.
Did everybody hear that?
And spread that across the internet to throughout the world.
All right.
Anyway, let's move on.
The Pastor Manning report is the next 15-bucker that is obligated me to watch one of these YouTube videos.
So let's go ahead and see what Pastor Manning report is saying.
I actually am a big fan of Pastor Manning.
So let's go ahead and see at least a little bit of this.
Pastor Manning reports.
Put the PC shot on.
This is the next 15-bucker requested by Pastor Manning report.
See what the hell this is all about, huh?
I got a word from you.
I got a word of knowledge, a word of prophecy.
Let's hear.
I don't want you preacher to use this word of prophecy ever, whithersoever you go.
I like this break.
God is going to put a burning.
God's going to put a cancer in the butthole.
God's going to put a cancer in the butthole of every sodomite.
Everyone that practices sodomy from the day of this message.
You're going to put cancer in the butthole.
Right.
It'll burn and burn and burn.
You'll have to, the manufacturers will have to go into manufacturing chairs where people can stand up because they won't be able to sit down because of the burning in their butthole every sodomite.
That's why we're known as a sodomite because he can't sit down.
He can't.
He can't sit down because of the burden in their butthole.
He's got a fire.
He's got a flame coming out of his butthole.
He's got a faith.
We got that special ass bestus diaper.
When God gets through with the sodomy, this is the word of the Lord.
This is the prophecy of all the five holes.
Oh my God.
Hold on.
We got to pause this.
Hold on.
What is this?
Three bucks from Anonymous.
Same question.
After Manning got banned from YouTube, where can I find him?
Does he make videos anymore?
Probably at Atlaw, his website, I'm sure.
I didn't realize he got banned from YouTube.
Pastor Manning got banned from YouTube.
Why?
Isn't that racist?
Here, let's watch the rest of this.
I want to see the fire out of the butthole.
I want to see this.
This is the Lord's word.
And Pastor, if you are a sodomite with local gospel, hold on.
What now?
What is this?
All right.
Ghost wears assless chaps.
Fuck you.
I don't wear assless chaps for Christ's sake.
All right.
Put the PC shot.
You're going to need an asbestos diaper.
You better go and see.
An asbestos diaper.
Ask God to heal you before this world cools down.
You better ask God to heal you, and then you tell God I'm going to preach against every Sodomite.
I'm going to preach against the Sodomite maker, Barack Hussein Obama.
That damn right.
I'm going to become a sodomite slayer like James David Manning up there in Harlem, New York City.
I'm going to become a Sodomite slayer of the world.
A Sodomite slayer.
You're going to have a flame coming out of your butthole.
You won't be able to sit down.
You will not.
You're going to have to make.
They're going to have to make special asbestos diapers.
If you saw that, you're not going to be able to do that.
You ain't seen nothing yet.
You ain't seen nothing yet until you see the flaming butthole.
The flaming butthole.
Because your butthole will be flaming and you'll need an asbestos diaper and you will not be able to sit down.
Thus saith the Lord God Almighty to every Sodomite and to every Sodomite sympathizer.
Sodomite sympathizer.
God will afflict you as well.
Likewise, it'll afflict you and afflict your children.
Burning Butt Tabasco Sauce00:03:37
Oh my God.
So please.
Either you get up.
You said you're afraid of the faces of the people.
You said you're scared they're going to walk out of the church.
Well, God didn't.
God call you to preach.
All right.
That's enough.
That's enough of a burning butthole.
All right.
That's enough of the old burning butthole for Christ's sake.
What is this?
Albin wears die.
Yeah, fuck you, asshole.
All right.
Stupid asshole.
Now that was funny.
All right.
Who the hell donated that?
Pastor Manning report?
That was fucking hilarious.
I'm sorry.
They're going to make you a burning butthole.
We're going to make the flames of hell come out of you, sodomite's butthole.
And we're going to make sure that cancer is in your butthole.
God.
All right.
All right.
Hold on.
Wait, hold on.
My asshole is puckering.
What the fuck is this?
Please, ghost, give me a burning butthole.
Dude, that's gross, dude.
Please give you a burning butt.
That's disgusting, man.
All right.
That's fucking disgusting.
But let me give y'all.
Well, look, let me give y'all a story, okay?
Now, this was told to me.
I want y'all to realize this.
This was told to me, okay?
Now, if you have erectile dysfunction, if you have erectile dysfunction or you can't get yourself out of a flaccid penis and you can't get hard, okay?
What somebody told me is the following, okay?
If you need an emergency situation, you need to get hard.
Hold on, hold on.
Hey, Duva, dude.
You forgot the link.
Merry Christmas in July Ghost.
Hope you have a great show on this Saturday night.
Yeehaw Yahoo.
Hey, Duva, dude.
You forgot the damn link, dude, for the 15 bucker.
You forgot the link.
Wait, another Gino.
Another Gino.
Oh, come on.
Another freak show by Gino.
Anyway, let me tell you the story, okay?
This guy told me that he couldn't get hard one night, right?
And he wanted to bang this broad, okay?
So, what he heard from a friend of his was the following.
What he did was he got some Tabasco sauce and like doused his finger with, you know, Tabasco sauce, right?
And he shoves his finger up his ass.
Hold on.
Hold on, what is this?
For the nostalgia young man.
Also, fuck niggers and fuck spits.
Oh, anyway, he douses his finger with, you know, Tabasco sauce, shoves it up his ass.
And because, you know, your colon region is very absorbent and you have like a burning butthole, all the blood rushes down there, and all of a sudden you're fully erect within like 30 seconds or a minute.
All right.
So just FYI.
I don't know if it's true.
This was a story told to me.
So just don't judge me.
All right.
Spermy the ghost.
All right.
Let's move on.
All right.
Let's let's let's continue here.
Uh, we got a lot of 15 buckers piling on all of a sudden.
So let's get back to this.
This is uh what's this next one?
All right.
This next one is.
Look, I'm not telling anybody to do it, okay?
I'm not telling anybody to do it, but I heard that, like, you know, there was a guy, he couldn't get erect.
You know, he got some Tabasco sauce, doused his finger in it, stuck it in his hole, and, you know, within 30 seconds, he was fully erect.
For Christ's sake, all right.
Thanks, Duva Dude.
Truth About Saturday Night Troll00:03:34
Oh my gosh.
Thanks, Duva Dude.
I appreciate it.
I'm glad that you, you know.
Yeah.
All right, here we go.
Hey, all right, we get it.
Saturday night troll show sponsored by Viagra.
His ass is not big enough, big gay ghost.
Viagra to satisfy ghosts, gayer.
Fuck you.
All right, to satisfy ghosts is gayer.
Shut up, asshole.
All right.
Anyway, this next 15-bucker was requested by the truth about the Saturday Night Troll Show.
All right.
Well, what's the truth?
What's the dash?
Another one by Jackler?
I mean, y'all guys are piling up the 15 buckers.
Y'all are piling up the 15 buckers, man.
Chill out.
All right, chill out for a second.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
The truth about the Saturday Night Troll Show right here.
What is this?
The truth about the Saturday Night Troll.
What the fuck is this?
And by the way, this person named The Truth About the Saturday Night Troll Show said it's fruitier than a box of fruit loops.
Sachet Shantae.
Okay, let's see what the fuck this is.
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
Bet all work.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Not Rupa.
Uh-oh.
I bet you your assholes are puckering, huh?
You little fruit bowls, huh?
Huh?
You want to slay?
Slay it, bitch.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Say it with me.
Say it with me.
All right.
Say with me.
Working to the left.
Now working to the right.
Shantae!
Shantae Look at, look at over the chat room, they're fruitin' up!
They're fruitin' up for the chat!
Watch your lips and make your love to the body.
Now turn to the right.
Here, sing it with me.
Shantae, Shantae, All right.
All right, that's enough of this.
That's enough of this fruity stuff.
All right, that's enough of this.
All right, that's enough of this shit.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Everybody, shut up.
Ghost takes Travada.
Shut up in the chat room, man.
All right.
Give me a fucking break.
Why do I know the lyrics to the song?
I don't know the lyrics to the song.
All I know is Shantae, Shantae, Shantae, Shantae Shanta.
Cancer Kids Pyramid Lyrics00:08:32
That's all I know.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I don't know the lyrics of the damn song.
Hey, Synarchist, fuck you in the chat.
You know what?
Kick this idiot out of here.
Synarchist, Thomas Travada.
Fuck you.
Get him out of here.
Christ's sake, Thomas Treva.
I got your fucking idiot.
All right, let me have a fucking, let me have a drink of some beer for Christ's sake.
Fucking Thomas Trevada.
Fuck you, man.
And fuck all of you laughing.
The field of local.
Kirby the frog.
Oh, my God.
Oh, Jesus.
I mean, look, stop piling up these 15 buckers on me, man.
Jesus Christ.
All right, let's get to the next 15 bucker.
These are piling up for heaven's sake.
All right, Thomas Travada.
Fuck you with the Thomas Travada shit.
Seriously, I'm not even joking.
All right, here we go.
This is requested by My Asshole is Puckering.
That's the name.
My asshole is Puckery.
That's the name of this fucking guy.
What is this?
And look, look, let me ask you something.
You two, when I'm out looking at some videos, all right, and the video has nothing to do with, you know, cancer kids or can't.
Why are you, why are you advertising St. Jude and cancer kids?
You know, I've been watching St. Jude commercials.
What is this?
Thomas Prep Albin, Thomas Prep.
Fuck you, asshole.
I've been watching these St. Jude videos since the 80s.
They've been doing commercials since the 80s.
Local live home entertainment.
What is this?
Wow, you're in a good mood.
Is it that time of the month again, GOAT?
What the fuck does that mean, asshole?
Shut up.
Now, listen, what I don't understand is they've been putting commercials since the 80s on television.
All right.
I'm talking in-fomercials where, you know, you have to watch 30 minutes of cancer kids and their parents and all this other stuff.
And they're trying to solicit you for a donation to St. Jude.
Now, I know that St. Jude raises a lot of money in donations.
The point I'm trying to make is after all these donations to St. Jude, where the fuck is the cure?
I mean, you can't cure cancer yet.
All this fucking money I see for fucking cancer research and these stupid fucking, you know, save the booby shirts and save the ball shirts and all this other shit.
Where's the cure for cancer?
I mean, it seems like everybody's raising all kinds of money, hundreds of millions, if not billions of dollars in fucking donations to cancer, and yet where is the cure?
Fucking, I'm tired.
I'm sorry.
I have no compassion to St. Jude.
None whatsoever.
You would think after all these years of working on kids with cancer, after all these years of surgeries and practicing in medication mixtures and all this other shit, that they would have some kind of a cure, dude.
Jesus Christ.
All right, let's hurry up with the St. Jude crap.
All right.
All right.
Hold on.
All right.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Hold on just a second.
Uh-oh.
This next video, like I said, was requested by somebody named My Asshole is Puckering.
And hold on, what is this?
Her asses.
All right, we get it.
Yeah, real funny.
Who the hell requested that?
My asshole is puckering.
Yeah, real funny ass crack.
All right.
Real goddamn funny.
All right, let's get to the next one.
We got all these goddamn 15 buckers piled up, for heaven's sake.
Let's take a look at Geno X 1987.
Geno X1987 requested this.
Now, once again, this guy's a freak show.
It's going to be probably a freaky goddamn video.
Let's see if he outdoes himself.
Let's see if he outdoes himself.
All right, this once again.
Hold on, what is this?
What is this?
Pastor Manning's dark side.
I love Manning, really, I do.
But what you will hear is just him going too far.
Really?
Pastor Manning's dark side, really?
The field of local live hall meant to take away.
What is this?
Ghostlers exposed.
Just come out of the closet already, girlfriend.
Kissy, kick.
Fuck you.
All right.
All right.
Let's go ahead and get to Geno X1987's freak show video.
Let's see if it freaks everybody out beyond belief.
All right, let's go ahead and put the PC shot on.
What is this, Gino?
Oh, great.
A state of mind.
A state of mind.
A way of being.
Hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait.
We're watching Geno X1987's video, for Christ's sake.
Lick bacon bits on your ass.
Fucking shut up, asshole.
Shut up.
Play Gino's freaking video.
Hello.
My name is Dr. Mercurio Arborea.
What?
And I am the founder of the Arborea Institute.
That's a horrible wig.
It has long been my dream to find the perfect way for people to achieve simply happiness.
Contentment.
Shut up.
Like you're happy with that stupid rug on your head.
These seem to be things strangely.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
What is this?
Look at M-Engineer.
They're fruiting up for Christ's sake.
Oh, it's Oliver Cars will.
All right, we'll get to yours in a second.
Hold on.
What is this, Gino?
Where the hell did you find this sick idiot with this fake fucking rug on his head?
This damn fucking toupee couldn't be any more faker if you had a chin strap connected to it.
Play it.
But it doesn't have to be that way.
We at Harboria have found a path to achieve them.
A practical application.
What are you fucking talking about?
Of an abstract ideal.
Here at the Institute, we are in the forefront worldwide in neuropsychology and new therapeutic technologies.
Stop talking to me like some rage idiot.
Our head of research, myself, and our dedicated team of herbalists and naturopaths and healers.
Herbalists have found a way to make that dream a reality.
Let me guess.
Abago weed, a bag-o-weed.
Everybody's happy with a bag-o-weed!
A bag-o-weed, a bag-o-weed.
Through our unique blend of benign pharmacology, sensory therapy, and energy sculpting, we can guide you gently along the path.
To a new, better, happier, you.
Yeah, I really believe you.
Oh, I'm good to see you now.
You look like a very convincing snake oil salesman.
And our award-winning gardens.
A different way to think.
A new way to live.
A perfect way to believe.
We invite you to join us and find out for yourself.
All right.
You look like a freak show, dude.
Hello, there's the pyramid.
Of course, you got to throw the esoteric pyramid in this other bitch, right?
Esoteric pyramid.
All right, we get it.
I'm telling you, Gino, once again, you're a sick bastard, for Christ's sake.
You are a sick fuck.
I'll tell you that right damn now.
Aborea?
And no shit.
Who the hell?
Slow modes in the chat room.
Is this a Scientology commercial?
Welcome.
You will love Scientology and Dianetics.
It will...
I don't even want to fake around about Scientology.
That's a stupid fucking pseudo-religion.
Way Back 2011 Memories00:12:45
And by the way, L. Ron Hubbard, the guy who created Scientology, he loved Aleister Crowley.
So just FYI, you know, if you're a Scientologist, you're delving into Aleister Crowley's sigual magic and shit like that.
All right.
L. Ron Hubbard loved Aleister Crowley.
He was a good friend of his, etc.
All right.
So just FYI.
And by the way, before I get to another, excuse me, once I get to another 15 bucker, I've got to get some, I've got to get some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
You know what time it is?
It's time for more beer.
Goddamn right, for Christ's sake.
Let's get some more beer.
I got all kinds of beer up in here, boys.
I got all kinds of beer.
You know, because it's a Saturday night, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
All right.
Let's pour this in here.
And I'm telling you, you know, you guys are saying, hey, Thomas, fucking Travada and all this other shit.
It's you guys that are turning this show a little gay tonight, all right?
It's you guys that are turning this show a little gay in your requests.
It ain't me.
All right?
It just goes to show you where you guys are coming from, all right?
It just goes to show you where you guys are coming from, for Christ's sake, man.
Jesus Christ, this is our modern-day society, isn't it, huh?
This is our modern-day society.
You know what?
Before I get, you know, I need a shot.
You know, this is getting too gay around here.
I need a fucking shot.
All right.
I need a shot.
Where's my shot glass?
Here it is right here.
All right.
Give me some.
Man, I'm almost out of this Chevis Regal extra.
All right, let's go ahead and do this.
And shut up, all right?
All right, let me go ahead and get a little shot.
All right, I'm sorry, folks.
I've got to sit here and do this.
I mean, this is getting too gay for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, you people are making this show so gay, it's smelling up the whole goddamn chat room like butt crack.
All right.
Smelling up the whole goddamn chat room like butt crack.
GX in the chat.
What's up to CloudZach?
Thank you very much for Christ's sake.
Anyway, let me go ahead and take this shot.
I want to say cheers to everybody who's out there.
What's up, Tim McCrav?
All right, what's up, Jackler?
What's up, Crocoduck, Baca Survivor, Quitzel Quaddle, Tijuana Genius, BN King, Black Frost, Dorito Burrito, Dark Me, Magician Girl, Bond Dayton, Engineer Politics?
What is this?
True Ghosta?
True Ghosta Gage.
Fuck you, asshole.
True Ghosta.
We've got Capitalist Chris, Jessica White, Danny Gers, Star Platinum, Ficente 445, Blackberry, Black, Feminist Socialist, Achilles, NYX, Michael Hawkings, Night Prowler, Jessica Gillardi 2020, Eric Wolf99, Austria Brilliance, EX in the Chat.
Fuck you.
Mr. Nagy Generation 7, Johnny Dewitt, Awesome Sponge, Texas History Teacher, Ghost X.
We got Dizzy Dent again, Lightning No, Hull Horse, Aaron Tolman, Train Lover 567, Synarchist, that son of a bitch.
We've got Bozo 888, Wheels of Redemption, Ex Ghostion, Tom Ain.
We've got The Wheel Show, Blue Eyes, White Dragon, Action Capitalist, Miss AK.
Yeah, the one they call Bob EX.
Go shoving up your ass.
The rookie, Alte Ant, EX.
Fuck you with the EX shit.
Reverend Schnarr.
We got CSX Railfan 2, Hermes.
I did it.
Whatever the hell that means.
Wheels of Wife's Piggy.
Fuck you.
Get that asshole out of here for Christ's sake.
The field of warning.
All right, hold on.
Seriously, Samsung, PSN Parker, plays crazy for Swayze.
Oliver Carswell, Real Tech Guy, Communist for Trump.
Go Staff, Go Star, Mojo Fandango.
I think we already said all these.
Hold on.
Gay X, if Ghost is Gay, just donated three bucks.
And shut up.
It's GX.
Don't fucking say Gay X, asshole.
All right.
What's up to Edgar Big Dog?
How are you doing, man?
Anyway, let me go ahead and let me take a shot here, okay?
I want to say cheers to everybody out there who's listening to the broadcast.
It's the Saturday night, Saturday night, Saturday night, Tro.
So I want to thank you for coming in here and chilling with us tonight.
All right.
I mean, we're playing some weird ass videos because of the freak shows that are out here donating.
And they're just piling up the 15 buckers on me, dude.
They're piling them up.
Piling them up.
So let me go ahead and take a shot, and then we're going to move on to the next 15 buckers, baby.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
Ah, good stuff, man.
Good goddamn stuff.
All right, who's next?
We already did Geno's, right?
So that was really funny, Gino.
Really, really weird.
Here's Capitalist Chris.
Capitalist Chris is in the house.
Let's see what Capitalist Chris requested.
What is this?
Oh, man.
You're going back old school there, Capitalist Chris.
You're going back old school.
Memories in the corner of my mind.
Put it on the PC shot.
Capitalist Chris requested this.
Y'all remember this, huh?
The people alive.
What is this?
Hold on.
What?
What is this?
GX.
Hold on.
What did you say?
GX is short for gay.
No, it isn't, you fucking idiot.
All right, stop fucking disrupting the 15-bucker play here.
All right, we're trying to rekindle a reminiscent memory with this song, Capitalist Chris Requested, asshole.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Yeah.
Jesus Christ.
Shut up, your ass.
I mean, this is old school, dude.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Some brony made this.
Black Brony.
Christ.
This is an airplane from Capitalist Radio Broadcast.
Hold school, baby.
Let me go ahead and start it and let's start it.
I am your host, the man they call ghosts.
Memories, baby.
Memories.
I am your host, the man they call ghosts.
I've been telling everybody who's listening to my broadcast to spread that around the internet throughout the world.
That ghost from True Capitalist Radio is a melting pot of gold.
I'm telling you, this is a pretty good jam, man.
2011, coming back alive, baby!
Ha ha ha!
Man, there were a lot of badass songs like this made for the True Capitalist Radio show, and yours truly, baby.
This was back in 2011, man.
Unbelievable.
Memories.
I shouldn't even be- No!
I am your host, the man.
All right, let's stop.
Let's stop reminiscing for Christ's sake.
Stop reminiscing for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, you know, I just man, those are the old days, man.
Those are the old days, for Christ's sake.
The old days.
And for all you that don't know, even though it says 2015 on the damn video, it is actually 2011.
That was a long time ago, man.
That was a long, long time ago.
And, you know, memories.
Memories to say the least.
All right.
Anyway, you know what?
I want to play another one.
I want to play another one that was around during that time for Christ's sake.
Hold on, what is this?
Hold on.
What is this?
Back before the show sucked.
Fuck you, dude.
The show doesn't suck, you asshole.
All right, shut up.
I want to play another one.
I want to play another remix that was made around the same time.
All right, let's go ahead and play another remix.
This is me, okay?
Now, believe it or not, when this kid made this, put the PC shot on.
When this kid made this, The Living Tombstone, this guy had like a thousand subscribers.
Look at this.
Look at this kid now, man.
3.6 million.
And I also like this version.
Have y'all heard this one?
Have y'all heard this one?
Play it.
Play it right now.
I am your host, Eko Ghost.
Ma'am?
We go way back.
We go way back.
Memories.
This is actually a badass remix.
This is a badass
2011.
Remember?
It's 2019 now!
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Virtual Reality Game Shoot00:02:52
Look, that's enough, dude.
I just, I just wanted to show you that because, you know, Capitalist Chris requested that and, you know, got me reminiscing about some old stuff.
So, you know, you can't blame me, dude.
You can't blame me.
All right, let's move on.
We got a lot of 15 buckers to do.
I can't believe you idiots are piling this shit on me on a baller road.
Actually, it's a Saturday.
It's a Saturday night troll show.
What the fuck am I talking about?
All right, let's get to the next 15-bucker.
This is requested by Spermy the Ghost.
Spermy the Ghost requested this.
What the hell is this supposed to be?
Put the PC shot on.
Spermy the Ghost requested this.
What am I watching?
What the fuck?
What?!
In a two-way, hicka-fuck-hee.
In a two-way, Lucas Mateo.
What the fuck?!
Is this a- Is this VR?
IS THIS VIRTUAL REALITY?
What the fuck?
I mean, is this a real virtual reality game, dude?
Wait a minute.
Why is this guy drinking?
Wait a minute, you play a priest or something?
This is a priest simulator?
Are you shitting me?
Oh my god.
All right, this is perverted, dude.
All right.
This is perversion.
Oh, my God.
Increased Simulator Money Talks, huh?
There's the devil.
Shoot him!
Shoot the devil!
What did he shoot it with, by the way?
Oh, my God.
I mean, this is a real game?
Is this virtual reality?
This is steam-powered.
So does that mean that when the Valve Index comes out, I mean, you're going to be able to play this virtual reality?
I'm telling you, I think I've changed my mind when it comes to VR setups.
I think I'm going to go after that damn Valve Index.
Christmas Spirit Inside Colon00:07:55
I'm not even kidding around.
All right, let's get to that.
That was actually rather wicked, rather weird for Christ's sake.
What is it, ST Mike?
What is it?
Oh, my God.
Those were some great gems, Ghost.
Also, I am not a Brit Ball.
Okay.
I am from good old South Carolina.
South Carolina.
It's not better than Texas.
Speaking of memories, fuck you, Texas.
Fuck your lone star beer.
Oh, yeah.
Shut up, ST Mike.
All right.
God damn it.
Fucking South Carolina.
What the hell is South Carolina produced anyway, besides Pete Pablo with that fucking song?
No, wait a minute.
That's North Carolina.
That isn't even South Carolina.
It's North Carolina.
That's Pete Pablo's song.
North Carolina.
Come on and raise up.
Take your shirt off.
Ring it around your head like a helicopter.
Anyway, let's get to Duva Dude.
All right.
Duva Dude is next.
He requested this.
What the hell is this, Duva Dude?
What do you got going on here?
Oh, yeah, that's right.
You're trying to bring the spirit of Christmas in July.
Can we just get through the fucking hot summer?
Can we get through the hot summer before you goddamn autist wanting Christmas presents and your latest video game systems?
And mommy, I want the latest game for Christmas.
Please get it for me, mommy.
Can we get through fucking summer and can we get through Halloween and can we get through Thanksgiving before you idiots start thinking about Christmas for Christ's sake?
Fucking hate Christmas, man.
You gotta buy people shit that don't even give a crap about you, but you gotta like, you know, show face and be like, hey, here, look what I got you for Christmas.
Wow, yeah.
And the bad part about Christmas is that Mrs. Ghost, she likes to buy a shitload of like furnishings from like pottery barn and like restoration hardware to decorate every year for Christmas.
She invites all the family over for Christ's sake.
And you know, I want to be honest with you, I really don't like it.
You know, Mrs. Ghost, that's her thing.
You know, I don't really like it.
It's a bunch of fucking family members I never see that are envious of me.
They probably don't even like me, but they're going to come because I've got free food, free booze, a badass place to party.
And you know what?
Even though I provide all this, even though I'm paying for all this, I never get a fucking gift, okay?
Nobody gives me shit except Caroline, which gives me a fucking shitty fruitcake, the same shitty fucking fruitcake that I get from this stupid woman every fucking year.
And look, I learned after the first time that I got that stupid fucking fruitcake never to eat it again because it'll make you sick.
You'll be shitting blood for the next three weeks if you eat it.
And that's the only part, but that's the only fucking person that gives me anything shit.
Nobody gives me shit.
Nobody gives me any.
I'm the one giving the gifts, okay?
I'm the one giving the gifts for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
What is this?
The Butthole Express.
What the hell is the Butthole Express for Christ's sake, huh?
The fucking butthole express, for heaven's sake.
All right, let's move on, all right?
Let's move on.
All right, Duva Dude, where are we?
Oh, yeah, Spirit of Christmas.
Here it is.
The Duva dude requested this.
He wants Christmas to be in July.
This is Duva Dude's request.
Wait a minute.
What the hell?
The Spirit of Christmas.
And what the hell is that?
Is that a worm?
What the?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what is that shit?
Oh, my God.
Spent $1,800 on a pottery barn couch, and my pointers ruined it with mud within a fucking year.
Yeah, because Pottery Barnes furniture ain't cheap, dude.
I mean, it's really not fucking cheap at all.
That's a horrible thing.
That's horrible.
Oh, my God.
Worst part about Christmas is Mrs. Ghost exists.
Oh, she's such a bitch.
I never said that.
But this year, I'm getting rid of her.
I got a pledge.
Fuck, I never said that.
I would never say that.
Shut up.
Let's watch the rest of Duva Dude's Spirit of Christmas here.
What is this?
Why does this reindeer got a dick nose?
What the fuck?
What the?
What the fuck?
Oh, man, come on.
Oh, my God.
Take this shit off.
I mean, you know, Duva Dude, why do you even know that exists for Christ's sake, man?
Sick bastard, man.
You sick bastard.
No, I am.
Jesus Christ.
What the hell is this?
Oh, my God.
Ass biscuit.
Ass biscuit.
What the fuck is that supposed to be?
What is an ass biscuit?
What?
You've got like a you got like a yeast infection in your asshole?
And you, and you know what?
Never mind.
All right, let's get to the next one here.
Jackler.
Jackler requested this son of a bitch.
So let's see what old Jackler has to say here.
What is this, Jackler?
Hold on.
Hold on.
What is this?
More freak show, according to Jackler.
Wait a minute.
Isn't this the same guy we just saw with the fucking Christmas in July shit?
What is this?
What is this, Jackler?
What is this shit?
What the hell?
Oh, my God.
What is this?
Maggots and crab?
The fuck is this man?
People are fucking sick dude.
I'm telling you these sick people man, I mean, what is this the inside of a colon?
What is this, an inside of a colon?
I mean is Jackler trying to outbut Geno now?
Come on.
Are you trying to out do Gino now Jackler?
Hey look, there's two million hits And hey, what's up with this guy's avatar?
Why is he ripping me off?
What is this shit?
Why the fuck does this have two million hits honestly?
Oh my god, all right, you know I've had enough of this.
I've had about enough of this start.
I've had enough of this sh- I've had enough.
Captain Underwear Kermit Frog00:08:05
Are you kidding me?
You've got to be kidding me, man.
What is this?
Oh my god, ghost sparking synapses.
Is that what that represents on me?
Sparking synapses, Jesus Christ man, all right, what what?
Hey, it's Captain Desi.
What's going on to Captain Desi?
What's up?
Ghost been working hard lately so I haven't had the time to partake in the IC.
That's cool.
Maybe this Sunday I went ahead and ordered a new gaming headset, so that should be cool to test out.
All right man, cheers to Captain Dessey.
Yeah, I'll definitely be trying to get into the inner circle tomorrow.
So uh, all the inner circle members that are listening in man, I'll be in there tomorrow.
So all that good stuff.
Hold on.
Uh, let's get to the next one, though.
All right, let's get to the next one.
And before I get to the next one, let me have another drink of beer, for Christ's sake, Jesus Christ, and shut up in the chat room with this cap shit.
All right, asshole.
The Field Of Local live.
Another one Gino, oh my god, another one.
I mean, come on man, another one.
All right, Jesus Christ dude, you just, it just never ends, right.
Huh, it's my life.
The Field Of Local, don't you forget.
Wait, hold on, cap.
Look, shut up with the cap man.
Captain Dessie is a good boy.
He didn't do nothing, all right, so stop it.
Stop this shit.
Now you're making me belch, are y'all happy?
Now y'all are making me belch?
All right, let's get to Kermit the Frog.
All right, Kermit the Frog requested.
Hold on.
What is this Field Of Local LIVE?
HALL man.
Bacon bit ass connoisseur.
Bacon bit ass connois, what the f?
All right, let's just get to the 15 buckers please, and everybody just shut the hell up.
All right, let's just get to the 15 buckers and everybody shut the hell up now.
This one was requested by Kermit the Frog and oh my god, I mean, the first thing I see when I put in the link into the goddamn browser is, man-ass.
Man-ass, for Christ's sake.
Put the PC shot on.
This was requested by Kermit the Frog.
I'm telling you, you people are fruiting up this goddamn episode nine of the Saturday Night Troll Show, man.
You're fruiting up for Christ's sake.
You're fruiting up.
Jesus, just play this shit.
Play it for Christ's sake.
What the hell?
Are you kidding me?
Oh, don't bend down.
Don't bend down.
I mean, it's just for real I mean, come on.
Oh, my God.
You're going to give him a Boston crap.
He's going to give him a Boston crap.
Oh, he's holding on to the light.
He's not.
Oh, my God.
This is so gay.
Oh, my God.
This is so goddamn gay.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
No.
Oh, no.
He's going to suplex him.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Stop.
Stop.
Put it back.
He's got shit on his underwear.
Look at that shit.
He's got bloody, shitty, skid-marked underwear for Christ's sake.
You would think if you're going to do some pornographic wrestling that you would clean the shit out of your ass.
He's got a shit-stained underwear for Christ's sake.
Oh, my God.
Oh, just play it.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
He's wrestling with a dirty ass.
He's wrestling with a dirty ass.
All right.
You know, I've had enough of this, dude.
This is enough.
Man, look at that.
Jesus Christ.
This is fucking gay, man.
This guy looks like he's getting off on it.
He's like, oh, oh, yeah.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Look, I've had enough of this, dude.
That's enough.
That's enough.
I can't do this.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
And what the hell is this?
Oh, my God.
Sniff, sniff, lick, lick.
I mean, dude, this guy was shooting a fucking wrestling scene with a dirty ass.
Local live hall meant that Jesus Christ.
Ghost soiled himself before his wrestling session.
Fuck you, ghost.
Wheelie McGoesterson.
And fuck your name, by the way, too, man.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Look, hopefully, we're almost done here, okay?
Hopefully, we're almost goddamn done.
Who's the next 15-bucker?
Because I want to get to some other shit.
All right.
I want to get to some other shit.
Pastor Manning's dark side.
All right.
Pastor Manning's dark side requested this son of a bitch.
Let's see what the hell Pastor Manning's dark side is.
I've never seen the dark side of Pastor Manning.
All right, let's go ahead and put the PC shot on.
All right, Pastor Manning's dark side.
What is this?
Let's see this.
I will not let that orange-had orangutan.
I will not let that grabber.
I will not let that scumbag.
What?
I will not let that liar.
I will not let that psycho pass.
Are you kidding me?
Let that Nazi Trimination Trump speak ill against the members of this church or the members of any of the states.
Damn you, Pastor Manning.
God damn you.
In the strongest terms, I rebuke you in the name of the Lord Jesus.
God damn you, Pastor Manning.
And I rebuke her where the sun don't shine.
Ever raise your voice against the people that God has put under his care?
God damn you!
That's my president you're talking about!
THAT'S MY PRESIDENT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, GOD DAMMIT!
I can buy you, you orange-haired orangutan, you low-life piece of dung, you'll see.
Ah, you son of a bitch!
A mage of flush!
Along with no, that's enough, Ben.
That's enough.
Throw a fried chicken at this idiot.
That's enough, all right?
Shut up, Pastor Manning!
All right, throw a fried chicken leg at this son of a bitch.
How dare this?
That's my president you're talking about, you piece of shit.
All right, that's my president, all right?
Do you understand that President Trump is a modern-day George Washington?
He gave the power of this government back to the people.
How dare you!
How goddamn dare you?
You know what?
I'd throw a Colt 45 at this stupid moron if he was in front of me right now.
God damn it.
Pastor Manning, you son of a bitch.
What is this?
Preach it, Pastor Manning.
Fuck you.
All right.
Fuck you.
Pastor Manning, you son of a bitch.
You goddamn son of a bitch.
Jesus Christ.
That boss N-word is right.
He's not right.
He's talking against my president.
That's my president, for Christ's sake, man.
Fucking grape soda drinking piece of fucking charlatan shit.
That's my president.
And he's the modern-day George Washington.
And by God, we're lucky to have him as president.
By God.
Hardcore Damn Texas Martyrs00:04:40
Saturday Night Freak Show.
Yeah, yeah, whatever.
All right, yeah.
Saturday.
There's another one by Jackler.
All right, real funny.
Real goddamn funny.
I mean, you guys are piling up these 15 buckers on me, man.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
I mean, come on.
All right.
Enough of these 15 buckers for heaven's sake, man.
I'm sitting over here.
All right.
All right.
Let's move on.
All right.
I got to move on, or I'm going to, I'm never, this is never going to end.
I got to move on, or this is never going to end.
Let's move on to the next 15-bucker, obligating me to watch one of these YouTube videos.
Oliver Carswell requested this son of a bitch.
What is this, Oliver Carswell?
What is this?
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh, Oliver Carswell.
The field of local live.
Hold on, before I play it, what is this?
Oh, my God.
Modern day Benedict Art.
I got fuck you, asshole.
All right.
Shut up.
Let's listen to Oliver Carswell.
And I think everybody knows this song.
Huh?
Uh-oh.
Does everybody feel a little hardcore, huh, boys?
Huh?
Because I feel hardcore.
Huh.
Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants.
I am the horse, man.
Come on.
It's the Saturday Night Trope Show.
Come on.
Time to get hardcore.
Yeah.
Hardcore.
Come and get entertained.
Come to the big drugs.
All right, everybody sing it.
Everybody sing it!
Yeah!
Yes.
I feel hardcore.
Yeah.
Yeah, always hardcore.
Yeah, I feel hardcore.
Come on!
Yeah, always hardcore.
You're damn right!
You're damn right!
Always hardcore!
Damn right!
Always hardcore!
Come on!
Come on!
I fuck around and get hardcore!
I fuck around and get hardcore!
Yeah!
Ugh!
Yeah!
Ugh!
Yeah!
Who feels hardcore out there on the Saturday Night Troll Show?
HARDCORE! HAHAHAHA! WOOOOO!
You're damn right!
You're damn right.
Yeah!
Always hardcore.
You're damn right.
Oliver Carswell.
He's going old school by requesting this son of a bitch.
Hardcore All right.
That's enough, dude.
All right.
Let's just calm our asses down there.
Let's just calm our asses down right there for Christ's sake, man.
Woo!
It's a Saturday night, Saturday night, Saturday night troll show.
Oh, my God, dude.
We're getting hardcore up in here, dude.
We're getting hardcore up in here.
And I want to thank everybody for coming in here to the Saturday Night Troll Show.
We've been getting a bombardment of 15 buckers, and that's what we're playing right now.
That's what we're playing right, goddamn now.
So I'm telling you this.
What is this?
N-word pass services.
N-word pass services.
Would you like to call Pastor Manning an unpatriotic nigger?
If so, please deposit $50 to the Outer Circle.
Much Tonight Internet Punks00:09:16
Shut up.
Are you kidding me?
Use code Jackler to get $50.
Go shove it up, your ass, N-word pass.
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
And here's ST Mike.
What do you want, ST Mike?
What did SC do for this country?
We were an original colony and built a fort out of nothing but palmetto trees and fended off the country from the British.
Texas built some fort that burned down and bounced between America and Mexico.
Fuck you.
And don't you dare talk about the Texas martyrs like that, ST Mike, you piece of shit.
All right.
And by the way, you were not an original colony.
The original collie was in Chesapeake, Virginia, you dick.
All right?
Chesapeake, Virginia.
Why don't you learn your history?
And by the way, let me tell you something right now.
If you sons of bitches talk garbage about the damn Texas martyrs again, we're going to have some fucking problems.
Do you understand that?
I mean, Texas, we used to be our own country, you fuckers.
And that's something that you are just envious about.
And whether you're from the States or in the international community, you're all jealous of Texas because we're the lone star state, boy.
We're the lone star state.
So you all better get down on your goddamn knees and you better pay homage to Texas.
And if you don't, we'll put a goddamn cowboy boot in your hole.
You understand that?
Snake skin.
Right up your shit funnel.
You understand that?
Put a goddamn boot in your hole, you son of a bitch.
What is ah, yeah, red?
Fuck you.
All right.
Fuck you, Texas martyr equals Texas farter.
Don't talk shit about the Texas martyrs.
Hey, look at these assholes.
Look at these fucking idiots.
Yeah, the Texas soy sharters.
You know, you guys are lucky that you're on a fucking computer.
You understand, you internet punks?
You're lucky you're on a goddamn computer because if we were in a damn barroom right now, I'd be laying smackdowns on each and every one of you fucking neckbeards, forever alones, and incels.
All right?
I'm not even joking around.
I mean, I would even make a house call to some of you people that are talking garbage about the goddamn Texas martyrs.
All right?
I'd go to your house, beat your ass, bang your wife, beat your dog, and drown your goldfish, you son of a bitch.
And what is this?
Off to work now.
Let's listen to some appropriate music here's ghost.
Appropriate music, Lucifer.
Appropriate music?
I wonder what that is interpreted in a sick head like yours.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
I can't believe you people, man.
You know, you fucks.
You know, give some, give Texas some respect.
All right.
We used to be our own country, man.
Do you understand that?
We used to be our own country, you piece of garbage.
Fucking asshole.
All right, let's move on.
But another one by Capitalist Chris.
Put some good music on these troll hoes.
Damn, man, we're getting bombarded with 15 buckers up in here.
It's just unbelievable.
Let's get to the next one here, all right?
Uh-oh, Gino again.
Uh-oh, Gino.
Jesus Christ.
All right, Gino.
What do you got for us this time, Geno X1987?
What do you got?
And fuck you, whoever the hell donated two bucks.
Ghost is a homosexual.
Shove it up your ass.
All right, hold on, hold on, hold on, wait, hold on.
What is this?
What is this, Gino?
Another freak show by Geno X1987, the notorious freak show video supplier.
Oh my god.
All right, put the PC shot on.
All right.
What is this, Gino?
What is what?
What the fuck?
The impulse.
This better not have any nudity in it there, Gino.
I'm telling you, you never cease to amaze us, Gino, you fucking sick son of a bitch.
What?
What the hell?
What's that?
Titch?
That was tits.
Wasn't that tits?
We can't see tits.
We can't see kids on here.
Oh my God.
What?
What?
What the hell am I watching, dude?
I mean, I mean, what is this garbage?
All right, look, that's enough.
This is getting too sexual.
I've got to turn this shit off, dude.
This is getting way too sexual.
You know, I didn't expect this from you there, Gino.
I'm telling you.
All right, look, that's enough.
That's enough.
This is getting too sexual.
Take this shit off.
I mean, Gino, look, I expected you to have some like freak show videos.
I didn't expect you to show this kind of nudity, for Christ's sake.
I mean, what are you trying to do?
Are you trying to get me kicked off of Vaughn?
What the fuck?
Oh, my God.
And what is this?
Anonymous Pastor Manning anti-Trump video was a splice.
He actually said that about Obama.
Here's the proof.
All right.
Whoa, whoa.
I was just about to say that.
I don't know.
I don't know if he did or not.
And not to mention, that's a three-bucker.
All right.
If you want me to play a video, it's $15.
All right.
What are you talking about?
Hey, man, for them pesos, I'm an a-hole.
Jesus Christ.
All right, Gino.
I don't know why you donated that, dude.
I don't know why the hell you donated that, but I'm telling you this right now.
You're trying to, you know, you're trying to get me kicked off of Vaughn, and I don't appreciate it.
All right.
I don't appreciate it one bit.
I thought you were cool.
I mean, I thought you were a little freak show, but I mean, you know, here you are trying to get me kicked off of goddamn Vaughn.
All right, let's get to Jackler.
Oh, Jackler.
And he says this is a Saturday night freak show, huh?
Well, let's see what the hell you requested there, old Jackler.
What is no, not another one of these sick bastards.
Not this crap.
What the fuck?
What the fuck is this shit?
Oh, my God.
You know what?
This is just getting too much for me tonight, dude.
This is getting way too much, man.
Oh, my God.
I mean, come on, dude.
I mean, what exactly are you?
I mean, who is this dude that keeps fucking making these weird animations?
Seriously, dude.
And shut up in the chat room, inner circle reveal.
All right.
Real funny, Jackler.
Real goddamn funny, man.
I mean, look at this.
Look at all these skulls, dude.
I mean, they're fruiting up the skull.
Whoever the hell this is, they're fruiting up the skull.
They're fruiting up the skeleton.
All right.
All right.
I've had enough of this, dude.
You know, this guy is fruiting up the skeleton.
He's fruiting up the skull.
I mean, the skull is supposed to signify something that's deep, you know, that's exquisite.
That is, you know, a little evil, you know?
I don't know.
Anyway, that's fruited up the whole goddamn skull skeleton shit, you know?
All right.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, these 15 buckers never end, dude.
Rodent Shove Sam Kinnison00:03:24
All right.
These 15 buckers never fucking end.
So, I'm trying to go through them as fast as I possibly can.
Jesus Christ, man.
All right, let's go to Blucifer.
Blucifer requested this 15-bucker out here.
Let's see what the hell.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
All right, all right.
I didn't mean for it to be a 15-bucker, but fine.
Here's your 12 Ghost Lur Shekel grooving.
Shekel grooving.
Fuck you.
And yeah, you better put your name as anonymous, you puss.
All right, let's go ahead and see what Blucifer.
What is this, Blucifer?
It's a goddamn commercial, first of all.
All right, I don't want to.
That's a stupid dumb glasses commercial.
These people are freaking out of some shitty glasses.
Like, oh my God, these are great.
Fuck off.
All right.
Blucifer requested this.
And oh, look who it is.
It's Huey Lewis.
And listen, if you're wondering why I always say, you know, that somebody's got a hamster in their asshole or something like that, believe it or not, in the gay community back in like the 80s, it was literally a fad amongst the gay people, gay community, to take a rodent, a rat, a mouse, a hamster, a gerbil.
And what they did is they would tape the body of this living creature, this living hamster or gerbil.
They taped the body up.
And what they would do is they would shove this rodent in their ass.
They would shove this rodent in their ass.
And what they would do, the gays would get off on the rodent struggling for air in the anal cavity.
And as the rodent's trying to, you know, struggle out of the ass, you know, using its little paws and moving its head, that is hitting the G-spot of the sphincter of these gays.
And that is literally and was literally a gay trend.
I'm not kidding.
All right.
Look, people are talking about the Richard Gere story.
I'm telling you, Richard Gere was rumored to have done this to the point where he got the rodent stuck up his ass that he had to go and have it, you know, have an emergency room, you know, extraction of a rodent in his sphincter.
I'm not kidding, folks.
I'm not joking.
I mean, I know some of you are thinking that this is hard to believe.
Folks, this was a trend in the 80s.
This is what the gays were doing.
You know, shoving rodents, live rodents.
It's not a dead, live rodent in their shit funnel.
And they would like struggle.
You know, a rodent, you can't breathe in an anus.
So it's like struggling.
It's got its little paws and it's moving its head.
And that's what these gays got off on.
I'm not kidding.
Okay.
I'm not kidding.
And the only reason I know about this is because Sam Kinnison, which was a great comedian, one of my favorite comedians of all time, Sam Kinnison did a bit about this while he was doing stand-up.
And because he exposed this, the gays protested him.
They called him anti-gay and all this other shit.
And I'm telling you right now, I'm telling you all right now, Sam Kinnison, way ahead of his time.
Thrill Gone BB King Blues00:04:17
If y'all have never seen Sam Kinnison's comedy, I'd strongly advise you to do so.
All right.
I'm not even kidding.
RIP Sam Kinnison, baby.
All right.
Badass, rock star-ish comedian, if you know, if you've ever heard of him.
I mean, badass.
Anyway, let's continue going here.
We got Capitalist Chris with another one up in here.
Capitalist Chris, what's going on, dude?
All right, we got Capitalist Chris up in here.
Hold on just a second.
God damn it.
I fucked up here.
I hope this doesn't fuck up the sound on this man.
God damn it.
All right.
Let me see if y'all can still hear this.
All right.
This is Capitalist Chris.
He said, so put some good music on these troll hoes.
Hold on.
Can y'all hear this?
Can y'all hear this?
Let's go ahead and play it.
Oh, hold on.
That's a fucking commercial for St. Jude again.
Can y'all hear the St. Jude commercial?
Can y'all hear it?
Can y'all hear the St. Jude commercial?
Ellie.
All right.
I think it's all right.
Yeah, y'all can hear it.
All right.
Let's listen to a little bit of.
Oh, man.
Look at Capitalist Chris playing the blues, baby.
Playing little BB King, baby.
I love the blues, by the way, baby.
Johnny Lee Hooker.
A little bit of Muddy Water.
You know, BB King, Robert Johnson, baby.
I love the balloons, baby.
Stevie Rayvon.
Come on, man.
This is when black musicians had talent and just not sputtering out rap bullshit.
The thrill is gone.
The thrill is gone.
Yeah.
The thrill is gone.
The thrill is gone away.
The thrill is gone.
Oh, look at BB King, baby.
Motherfucking BB King.
Come again.
You know, you're not that, baby.
Woo!
And you'll be sorry.
I'm going to look at BB King up in this center of the bitch, baby.
I love the balloons.
The thrill is gone.
And if you don't like the blues, you don't know shit from Shadow.
Yeah, yeah.
The thrill is gone.
The thrill is gone.
Yeah, a little bit of BB King, baby.
The thrill has gone away from me.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, no, I'll still live on.
But so long away.
And by the way, did you know that BB King had like 25 children?
I'm not joking.
I'm not kidding.
BB King got 25 children, baby.
That isn't stereotypical, black, is it?
Woo!
Let's go!
Chris knows the The thrill is gone.
The thrill is gone.
Yeah.
The thrill is going away.
Yeah.
Oh, the thrill is gone.
All right, all right, calm down.
Thank you very much, Capitalist Chris, baby.
You're giving everybody a little bit of a blues lesson up in here.
All right, now we've got like three more 15 buckers left.
Excuse my belch.
We've got about three more 15 buckers left.
And once we get through these, we'll move on to the next part of the broadcast.
All right.
And look, I haven't been looking up on who's live right now on live streaming.
So if anybody knows any live streamers that are on, once we get done with these last three 15 buckers, we'll go raid some raid some streams.
How about that?
All right, let's get to Anonymous's.
This is the one that was calling me a shekel groovin because I told him that it was a 15 bucker to play this.
Last 15 Buckers Left00:07:41
Now he's saying that that Pastor Manning diatribe against Trump was fake.
It was a splice.
And this is the original.
So let's go ahead and see it.
All right, let's go ahead and see this.
Wait a minute.
What the fuck are you talking about?
This isn't the fuck.
Wait a minute.
This isn't Pastor Manning.
What the fuck is this?
Anonymous?
Isn't Pastor Manning?
This isn't fucking Pastor Mid.
It's a couple of kids eating chicken tendies, dude.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Anonymous?
Oh, God.
Where are the parents, dude?
Where are the fucking parents to these fucking zipper heads?
All right.
Look, I'm sorry.
I meant Orientals.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I have a flashback.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
This is disgusting, dude.
This is fucking disgusting.
You know, go fuck.
You fucking little brats.
You know what?
After this, I've got to play something.
After this, I mean, this is fucking.
Where are the parents?
Where's the dirty dish rag whore Oriental hooker that had these stupid kids?
And oh, yeah, let me go ahead and throw them some chicken tendys.
Yeah, that'll be nutritious for them, huh?
That's good for a growing body, right?
Jesus Christ, you actually paid 15 bucks to play this, dude.
Are you fucking kidding?
Who the fuck is this anonymous person?
Jesus Christ, you know what this makes me fucking think of?
Yeah, I'll tell you what it makes me think of.
Let's fucking play this one.
I have to play it.
I'm sorry.
I have to play this.
I'm sorry.
All right.
Jesus Christ, man.
Here, here, play this shit.
Play this shit.
All right.
Put the PC shot on.
Play it.
Play it.
Mother love me long time, long time.
Sucky, sucky, fucky, fucky.
One time, hung time, one time.
One time, hung, one time.
One time, one time.
I'll send you back to Hong Kong Mother love me long time, long time Sucky, sucky, fucking time.
One time, Hong Kong, one time.
Yeah.
One time, one time, one time, my long song, I'll send you back to Hong Kong, I'll send you back to Hong Kong.
Tara, one time, one time.
Mother love me, long time, long time.
I'm sorry, I had to play this.
I had to plan this, dude.
One time, Hong Kong, one time, one time, one time, one time, let me long time, beat up my lungs long.
Go back to Hong Kong.
I'll send you back to Hong Kong.
I'll send you back to Hong Kong.
All right.
I'm sorry.
I had to play that, dude.
I'm sorry.
I just had to play a little bit of it.
I mean, we just saw some Oriental kids without parents eating chicken tendies and giving us a close-up of their suckholes while they're chewing on these tendies.
What is this, Junos?
What is this?
I'm sorry that you just had to have a Vietnam flashback.
I hope that you're okay and that the engineer isn't in any danger of engineer's off today.
He doesn't work on Saturday.
You ban Ma Van Bayo Zong.
What?
Vietnam, My My Chat saying Mai.
What?
How about Cream of Some Young Haw?
Cream of Some Young Haw.
Cream of Some Young Haw.
How about that?
All right.
Who else do we have here?
Wait, Gino again?
Gino again, dude.
Gino is back.
Another.
I can only imagine what this is now.
Gino X 1987 is at it again.
What is it?
And I think this is the last 15 bucker, by the way.
I think this is the last 15 bucker.
Hold on.
What is this, Gino?
Huh, man.
What the fuck?
Fucking other advertisement?
Good God.
Let's get on with it so we can.
Hold on, what is this?
Are you kidding me, Geno X1987?
Are you fucking kidding me?
You actually, you actually requested this.
Put this PC shot on.
Look at this.
The teletubbies.
I mean, we all know, and I hope that you all know that this particular children's television program was meant to subliminally try to hypnotize your children to be gay, and it seems like it worked.
Play it.
This is a gay.
They were subliminally showing your children how to be gay.
Wait a minute.
This is just the baby sun clips.
That's it.
You're not going to show like Tinky Winky and all those fucking teletubbies.
The teletubbies, I'm not joking, folks.
It was subliminally trying to get your child to be gay.
Are you kidding me, Gino?
You actually requested this, dude?
You actually requested this shit?
And how come, you know, let's, I just want to point out something.
This is a white child with blonde hair, blue eyes.
All right.
I just wanted to point that out.
A white child with blonde hair, blue eyes.
What do you think about that, Hitler?
I think it's great.
We need more blonde hair, blue-eyed children.
We need more blonde hair, blue-eyed children.
I'd like the alien race to go out and make more blonde hair, blue-eyed children.
Not slogan, sching and slag and Volkswagen.
Sing hail.
Sing hail.
So you heard it from Hitler.
He, you know, he's down with this.
Even though this particular children's programming was meant to send some kind of MK Ultra hypnotism to your children so they can become homosexuals.
All right.
I've had about enough of this, Gino.
I don't know what you're trying to do with.
I don't know what this was about.
I thought you were going to show an actual teletubbies clip, but now you're just showing this like kid's son.
I mean, this is freaky, dude.
This is fucking freaky, man.
All right.
I think we've had enough of this.
All right.
I think that's enough.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
All right.
Look, I think that's about it.
I think that was the last 15 bucker.
Thank God.
Jesus Christ.
And before, by the way, is anybody streaming out there?
Go out there on YouTube and see if there's any in-real life streamers so that we can see what we got going on over here.
And by the way, I need some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
I need some more beer.
You're damn right.
Sucky, sucky, long time, long time.
Fucking fucking long time, long time, long time, long time.
He feet on my long schlong.
Gucci Millennials Boomers Excuse00:08:49
All right, hold on just a second.
Jesus Christ.
What?
Goochies is life?
Why the fuck would I want to see Gucci's?
Are you shitting me?
Jesus Christ.
All right.
I need some beer up in here.
We don't have any.
There's nobody streaming.
Gucci.
I mean, this is the bad part about YouTube is that nobody's fucking streaming.
All right.
Hold on.
Goochies is literally.
Hold on.
I got to see him Gucci's.
And for you people that don't know who Gucci's is, she's a streamer that I believe she was a mod for one of these other streamers.
And the reason she calls herself Gucci's is because sometimes she doesn't like to take a shower or some shit.
And what ends up developing in the sides of her, or I should the insides of her legs around her Gucci or puss area is some cheese.
So that's why she called herself Gucci's or some shit.
Hold on, put the PC shot on.
What is this?
Yeah, I got you.
No, you're fucking beautiful right now.
What is this?
Uh-oh.
Yeah, I got it.
Oh, she's getting slapped around.
You are recording me.
Like, it's annoying.
No, not.
Because you got the pup-puff.
So what?
Oh, my God.
Is she at a gay club?
Oh, my God.
Gucci's is getting pressed by gays.
Bitch.
Bitch.
She's getting pressed by gays.
I don't like that bitch.
She's getting pressed by gay.
She's at a gay club.
I tried to go in here.
You see how gays are so nice and inviting?
Nothing.
Jackson will want to be fucking inspiration of sexuality.
Oh, my God.
Why are you at a gay club, Gucci's?
Fight incoming.
No, you guys are cool.
I'm about to.
What?
Do you want to give me another ride?
This guy looks like he's got the AIDS.
Look at this.
This is an AIDS victim right here.
Get his face.
Where's the face?
What face?
This guy looks like he doesn't want to be filmed.
This guy.
He's like, yo.
I mean, are you serious?
I mean, this is what Gucci's is doing.
She's like harassing people.
And I don't want to be recorded.
I mean, this is a stupid fucking stream.
No.
Oh, shit.
Come on, call him something racial, Gucci's.
Yeah, you don't have to say thank you for doing that.
Yeah, he didn't.
All right, you know what?
This is a mission.
Hold up.
I gotta get my fucking.
What the hell?
And what's up to the GX in the chat, dude?
Who has out there?
Blackberry, Barry, Black Hat, SOJ Live, Spermy the Cat, Exgoción, Mr. Person in the house.
Who else is it?
Who else?
Okay, good.
Who else do we have here?
What's going on, Spermy the Cat?
Jason DeLeone.
We got Tijuana genius.
A friendly medic.
Who else we got?
Miss a K, Mr. Person.
I already said Exgoción for Christ's sake, man.
Eric Wolf in the house.
What's going on?
Pointexter Rose.
What's going on, man?
Look at the operator.
Look at the moderator.
Cheese gang.
What's going on to Archive Channel?
Yeah.
Fuck you.
That's going to crush me now.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
What the fuck?
All right, look, this is dumb.
All right, this is stupid.
I'm not giving this bitch.
This bitch is stupid.
All right, get out of here.
You fuck you.
Get it out of here for Christ's sake.
Get it out of here.
Tired of shit.
Oh my god.
What is this?
I think it's time for another millennial rant boomler.
It's time for another millennial rant.
What the hell are you talking about, Dark Me Magician Girl?
And long time no see.
Where the hell you been?
Huh?
You been in a kitchen?
I hope so.
All right, let's take this 15-bucker.
That was stupid.
Gucci's is a stupid dumb bitch.
All right, who else we have here?
Uh, this is a oh no, don't, don't, don't do this, dark meme magician girl.
Are you shitting me?
Are you are you shitting me, dude?
I mean, I'm fucking millennials have the audacity to talk shit about anybody.
Put the PC shot on.
This was requested by Dark Me Magician Girl.
This video is brought to you by Honey, the free browser extension that saves you money.
Also, a good spread.
So, there's been a lot of discussion around publications.
What is this?
Another 15 bucker?
This one is all for you, buddy.
I hate this site.
It won't let me make an account, so I am stuck reading chat on my phone.
GX in Chat Cuss Ghost is in a wheelchair.
I'm not in a fucking wheelchair.
Go shove it up here.
Let's listen to Dark Me Magician Girls.
There's some balance issues on the Western servers recently, and the two groups at the center of debate, the baby boomers and the millennials, are quick to blame the other side for the problems they're experiencing.
The baby boomers, all high-level players, will tell you the millennials are ungrateful for the expansions that were built for them and don't know what it's really like to grind for XP.
While the Millennials, who are all high enough level to watch porn without getting banned but new school enough to be able to text with their thumbs, will tell you the baby boomers were playing with lower difficulty and purpose.
I mean, why'd you do this, Dark Meme Magician girl?
I mean, dude, you can tell a millennial is narrating this just based on the no personality-having drab autistic fucking voice that this idiot is narrating from.
And look at these little autistic stick figures.
As a millennial player myself, I wanted to take an objective look at the advantages and disadvantages of each generation and see what balance updates could be implemented to improve the game.
Dude, of course, you know, this fucker has the audacity to talk shit.
He's got 2 million subscribers, 2 million hits, and he's making money doing nothing but fucking YouTube stick figures.
And he has the audacity to sit here and try to be critical on the fucking boomers.
That's what I keep telling you about, you millennials.
You've got opportunities to make money.
You're just sitting there waxing your carrots of pornographic material or fetish cartoon women.
We have to start with the tutorial levels 1 through 18.
And it looks to me like the advantage goes to the millennials because during the tutorial as a baby boomer, if you don't do what the mods tell you to do, you take damage.
If you don't do what your hosts tell you to do, you take damage.
Basically, if you're not doing this, this dude's got 2.1 million fucking shit.
Man, I'm not watching.
You know what?
Fuck this.
I'm not watching this.
I'm not giving this idiot any more views for Christ's sake.
Are you fucking shitting me, Dark Mean Magician Girl?
You actually fucking wanted me to fucking watch that.
Some stupid idiot millennial that's going to be critical against boomers.
Meanwhile, he's probably making thousands of dollars a fucking month on some stupid shitty stick figure YouTube shit.
Are you fucking kidding me?
And no shit.
Look at Tijuana Genius in the chat room is right.
He's using video game analogy.
He's using video game verbiage for Christ's sake.
This is so stupid.
This is why you fucking millennials are shit.
I'm not even kidding around.
We don't have any opportunities, ghosts.
We have no opportunities to make money.
You've got an idiot that's making stick figures on YouTube.
And he's got to be making fucking 2 million hits.
That fucking video alone had to have made at least about $1,000, $2,000.
All right.
And you're going to sit here and tell me, oh, ghost, you know, the millennials, we don't have very many opportunities.
Do you understand that on Twitch right now there are assholes, like fat ass, disgusting piece of shit, waste of life, fat human pile of protoplasm Greek god X?
This son of a bitch is making like $60,000 a month, being a fat piece of fucking bloated shit, sitting back, playing a stupid fucking video game.
Gary Producer Ice Cancer Ad00:15:32
I'm fucking sick of that fat fuck.
Fucking Greek God X, for Christ's sake.
But if that fat fucking piece of live-y shit can play video games and you know, I'm fucking Greek gold X and you know, mate, I'm sitting over here and doing this here.
If that fucking guy can make $50,000 damn dollars a month plus being a fat ass, playing video games, and being a fucking triple chin fat fuck, then what is your fucking excuse, millennials?
Us, we didn't have those opportunities as a boomer.
We didn't have to fuck, we didn't have nothing.
We didn't have any of that shit.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm telling you, all fucking, you millennials, fucking get off your asses and stop being a bunch of fucking whining bitches, man.
Jesus Christ.
Who the hell's next?
Who the hell?
A wheelchair Jew.
Okay, Wheelchair Jew requested this 15 bucker here.
Wheelchair Jew.
MD Anderson.
Oh my God.
Another fucking cancer goddamn advertisement?
Where's the cure?
Where's the goddamn cure?
All this money, no fucking cure.
It makes me sick.
All right, here it is.
All right, here's Wheelchair Jew requested this.
What is this?
Not Sesame Street.
And are they going to pick on Oscar?
Oh, no, no, fuck!
Come on, this is horrible, man.
All through the town.
This is fucked up, dude.
I mean, come on, man.
Why do you all do these wheelchair fucking trolls, dude?
This is not fucking funny.
And the brake down my chair goes back and forth.
Oh, my God.
Oh my God, dude.
This is horrible.
They got a seatbelt.
I didn't realize there were seatbelts on wheelchairs, dude.
I had no idea.
Oh, my God.
And everybody who's laughing in the chat room, you're a macabre, dude.
And the belt on my chair goes open and closed.
Open and close.
God knows.
Open and close.
The belt on my chair goes open and closed all through the town.
Dude, I mean, Sesame Street should be ashamed of itself exploiting this poor fucking kid, you know, who's obviously got some major disability.
I mean, this is fucking horrible.
This is horrible.
I mean, this is exploitation.
And oh, look, this poor kid with a fucking goddamn wheelchair is looking at the, yeah, we playing basketball, baby.
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
Is that a chick in a wheelchair?
Uh-oh.
And the wheels on my chair go round and round.
Round and round.
Round and round.
The wheels on my chair go round and round.
All through the town.
All right.
That's enough, dude.
That's enough of this.
Who the hell did that?
Wheelchair Jew.
Yeah, real fucking funny asshole.
Real fucking funny.
All of you people that are laughing, I'm telling you, y'all are macabre assholes.
Y'all are straight up macabre assholes.
I'm not even joking around, man.
Fucking macabre.
And hold on just a second.
Ice Poseidon is live.
Are you kidding me?
What are you doing, Ice?
Oh, he's in fucking Tokyo.
Ice, why are you doing it?
Why are you wasting your money going to goddamn fucking Japan?
Why are you wasting your money going to Japan?
Oh my god!
Ghost as a kid reveal.
Go fuck yourself, asshole.
I mean, seriously.
Why?
Why?
What?
Yeah, no, I think something actually.
Man, are you kidding me?
Listen, I hate this fucking guy, Gary the Producer.
There was some issues with the data.
Why is this guy a thing?
Why is this old piece of fucking used up bags under the eyes?
Fucking frown lines exposed.
Why is this guy a thing?
What's up, guys?
How you doing?
I know it's late for everywhere else in the world, but it's noon right now.
We were trying to go live.
Motherfucking.
I really do not know.
Literally, there's Gary the Producer.
This guy, Gary the Producer.
Look at this odd couple.
Look at this odd couple.
You've got a young fucking twinky ice beside you.
And look at how close this old fucking 35, 38-year-old fucking Gary the Producer is getting so close over here to fucking Ice Macid.
You're not using it.
Okay, yeah.
I mean, and not to mention, shave that fucking mustache off, Ice.
That looks ridiculous.
The phone is just motherfucking much easier to get.
Jesus Christ.
You look like you should be serving French bread.
Yeah, fucking.
It doesn't really matter.
So it's all.
Jesus Christ.
Like, I mean, the live US link.
Oh, wait a minute.
It's not even live.
Wait a minute.
I thought we were live here.
I thought we were alive.
Hold on.
This isn't live.
It says he's live.
It says he's fucking live.
Ah, Jesus.
All right.
Well, I guess now, let me go to this.
Is he live or not?
Is he live?
I mean, look at Ice.
He's fucking, he's monetizing his shit now.
Shekel goblin.
But when you use the live you, you're making no fucking money.
So, you know, you ask any other streamer.
They use the fucking live you, they lose all their subs.
They get no donations.
Like, which is fine if you're not.
I mean, can you tell this idiot, Gary the Producer, to fuck off, Ice?
I mean, seriously, man, this dude's fucking leeching off your ass.
He's an old piece of garbage.
He's a fucking idiot.
I'm not going to go to the bathroom.
I'm going to be an idiot.
And I hate him.
I hate fucking this guy, alright?
What's up, Esghostion?
But it seems to be good right now.
What's going on, Richard McConnell?
Go deal with it.
What's going on, Baka Survivor, System 23, Mr. Person?
Okay, so I mean, seriously, dude.
So, where's this?
It's like, it seems nice to see.
Twitch aquaddle and video games and like sort of area.
I mean, I really do not like this Gary the Producer, dude.
I fucking know.
There's some cool stuff I want to show you.
There's some really funny stuff.
What's going on, Blackberry Black, Jason?
What's going on, SF Conquista Doris?
What about Fred Magnetic, Helm Wall?
I mean, there's no Joe fan.
We got Bond David.
Take your fucking camera off this old fuck.
Because it's just like it's got wacky ass.
Jesus Christ.
That's sort of what I thrive for.
I'm not sniping him.
Relax.
Yeah, you are sniping.
What do you mean you're.
Well, what do you consider it?
Well, I helped you guys a bit, didn't I?
I helped you guys a bit.
Yeah, you did.
He actually speaks Japanese.
So he helped us get around and try to talk to some places for a sim card and stuff.
GX gang, what's up, Max Out Best?
What up, dude?
Spermy the cat.
Blucifer.
Come on, Ice, visit new shit.
Kyle, I'm showing Gary the stuff that I liked last time I was there.
Spermy the cat another time.
Train lover 567.
Get his help.
Well, I don't need help, dude.
I just DJ Pans.
More modems.
Father Time.
Thank you, dude.
I appreciate it, right?
What's going on with Black Frost?
Thank you, dude.
But yeah, I'll message him.
Have I made it onto your shit list yet?
You even did yesterday.
No, but in my ass.
He speaks Japanese.
He has a wheelchair.
Oh, man.
People are donating.
Yeah, he speaks Japanese.
More than we do.
Ghost wishes he has half the talent as you.
Okay, thank you, Dark Team.
He's a fan of us, guys.
He's not need to be so aggressive.
No, no one's aggressive.
Don't worry.
Let me tell you something, man.
I make Ice Poseidon look like a girl.
Look at him.
He's got 900 people watching.
I remember at one point in time, this son of a bitch would get in at least 13,000, 14,000 people to watch his shitty live stream.
I don't know, most importantly, Asians.
Like, we're not.
All right, look, I'm not, you know, this is stupid, dude.
Yeah, the train ride here wasn't too long.
It's like 20 minutes, but this is stupid.
What happened to you, Ice?
I want to show you the what the fuck happened to you, dude.
First of all, I want to have a beer.
I want to show you.
Let's have a beer.
We're wound up right now for the internet.
I hate this Gary the producer asshole.
Why don't you hang out with somebody your own age?
You look like you got the age, for Christ's sake.
You're aging before our eyes.
So let's go.
It's actually right there.
So let me show you.
Jesus Christ.
Now, if we walk into this building and it fucking F's, I'm crying.
All right, let's get it.
This is fucking disgusting.
What's up, CSX Rail fan?
What's up, man?
What's up, Mr. K?
Spermi the Butt Hamster.
Immortal Rez in the house.
All right, you know, I've had enough of this.
I've had enough of this.
Barlow 214.
Father Time 88 for no reason, dude.
There's got to be a reason.
Oh, wait.
Because it's cheap.
Wait, hold this.
I want to actually put on my new outfit.
Yeah, you know, I'm not doing this.
This is stupid.
Get out of here.
And fuck you, Gary the producer.
Fuck Gary the producer.
You got a nice little thing.
That's my fucking jacket, homie.
Who gives a shit?
You're a loser.
You're an old piece of shit.
I mean, Gary the producer's like 35, 37, whatever he is.
Ice Poseidon's 24.
Stop trying to live vicariously and leech off ice, Gary.
You fucking asshole.
All right, I'm gone.
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
I'm not watching this tarred streak.
Get out of here for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Good God.
I mean, this is embarrassing.
I feel bad for Ice, for Christ's sake.
Hold on, who is this?
Hold on.
Is this live?
Hey, look.
Because you're not a fan.
You need to.
Sometimes you have to be.
Hey, look at this.
It's EBZ with a dollar figure.
EBZ is live.
Your actions is useless.
He looks like he's high in the motherfucker.
Piece of value.
What are you worth?
That's the last piece of value.
You know, EBZ has been rather aggressive as of late.
EBZ has been trying to fight all kinds of people.
I don't know if y'all saw the latest clip of EBZ trying to go gangster.
What's up, Jackler?
What up, Quatsaquaddle?
What up, on Donovan?
Whatever the fuck your name is.
You're a fucking asshole.
You always talk shit to me, too.
Go fuck yourself.
Imagine getting banned from Adam.
What up, Eric Wolf, Bond, Father Time?
What up, BlackBerry Barry?
You ain't coming back no time soon, X Dang 93.
Spermy the cat, a friendly medic.
I should ask Ice what he does.
He's banned viewers.
Oh, Jesus.
What up, Exgo Cion?
Do you ever let him back?
What up, Poindexter Rose?
GX in the chat.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Imagine being me.
Let me wash my hands.
Nice roach spray.
Man, EBZ, why do you do this shit?
Why do you get up and leave?
What up, Spermy the Butt Hamster, Squid Boy23, SOJ Live, Mr. Person, Max Out Best, Monkey De La Rocha, Ryan Jackson, Ulte Ant GX in the chat, baby.
Where the fuck did this milk dud go?
Where the hell did this California Raisin son of a bitch go?
What up, Dark Me Magician Girl, CSX Rail fan, Anthony J, Sinar Quista, GX?
What's up, dude?
I mean, serious.
Oh, here he comes.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Come on.
I mean, give us some content, you fucking California Raisin.
Jesus Christ, what up, Tabaca Survivor?
What up, Michael Pencil Pusher?
What up, man?
Damn.
Damn, are you okay, EBZ?
Look at his eyes, look a little yellow, right?
Got a little yellow going on in his eyes.
Huh.
Never thought about that.
EX.
EX.
Wait, he thinks you're talking about him.
I don't like that name.
He thinks you're talking about him.
You threw EX in the chat.
He thinks you're talking about him.
If it's not saying CX, that's the first two-letter thing that, you know.
Oh, my God.
Fuck it.
We ain't biting nothing over here.
Oh, my God.
We ain't biting nothing over here.
Man, what's up, dude?
You need to go check yourself out, EBZ, dude.
I don't like this yellowing of your eyes, man.
Brooklyn, whatever.
I mean, you know, Bernie Mac looked like that, and that brother did.
What's up, Blackberry?
What up, Alte Ant, Baca Survivor?
We're in the house, baby.
Eric Wolf.
Look at Spermy trying to fucking weasel out a goddamn shout out from old EBZ for Christ's sake.
Oh, man, that's a greasy head, dude.
Come on, man.
Give me some content, man.
Give me some content, man.
Yeah, fuck you.
I fart for food, all right?
Mark's jester.
Man, is he all right, dude?
He looks like he's like his fucking internal organs are shutting down or something.
Is he all right?
And by the way, wait a minute.
Look, do you see the hairline?
So, like, if EBZ was to let his hair grow out, he'd have like, you know, like, like, a balding situation.
I mean, come on, dude.
Blunt news 420.
Miss a K, what's up, dude?
And fuck you, I fart for food.
Mark's Jester, Baca Survivor.
Look at fucking Spermy trying to look for a goddamn shadow.
Look at that crap.
All right.
GX, EBC is drugged, too drugged to be stupid.
All right, well.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Sorry earlier.
Give me some content, you fucking California Raisin.
Independent Cash Money.
Master P and all of K-Me.
Oh, my God.
This is content for this guy.
X has a nice ring to it, don't it?
Better than that shitty GX thing making the rounds.
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What do you think?
X in the chat, boys.
GX, asshole, and fuck you.
EBZ floating ice.
Look, he's still trying to figure out what's going on.
Look at this guy.
I said quitter, quitter I say quitter, I say quitter, quitter He's looking angry, dude.
Look at him.
He's looking a little upset.
He's looking a little upset.
Somebody get him angry.
Somebody give him a fucking text-to-speech and get him fucking just angry.
You know what I mean?
Make him go into nigg mode.
With these distributors coming, does that mean if you get a follow-up to this?
Man, this is content with this dude?
That's a possibility.
But there's the AIDS.
There's the AIDS.
Yeah.
A biopic, you know, a movie like that would definitely, streets need that.
Dude, what is this dude doing, man?
Come on, EBZ.
All right, look.
If they ain't nothing going down here in the next couple of minutes, I'm getting out of here, dude.
I mean, this is streaming.
You know, we all know that.
This is fucking streaming.
Are you kidding me?
This is streaming.
You know what I mean?
It wouldn't be the same.
I mean, are you kidding me, EBZ?
And stop looking at me with a jaundiced eye.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, my God, man.
Ah, Jesus.
Okay, so let's start with the book.
You know what I mean?
This is stupid.
Give me my drink.
It was very interesting to see that.
Yeah, there's no content up in here.
I agree with Jason in the chat.
The Hollywood cult.
I never said that, asshole.
I can only imagine.
Han Hanzo.
I never said any of that, man.
Come on, man.
I'm going to deal with something like that at that age.
So keep on that moment and, you know, the relationship with your sister.
And then kind of leave.
All right, I'm leaving it.
This guy sucks.
All right.
Come on, EBZ.
You know, do some content, man.
Come on, man.
Do something.
My mother had us at a young age.
She had my sister at 15.
Jesus Christ, man.
All right, let me get out of here, dude.
This is stupid.
I'm getting the hell out of here, dude.
I'm sorry.
I mean, you know, I'm sitting over here.
I'm trying to watch it.
We're all here.
You know, we're all here for Christ's sake.
And this brothers, I mean, this is what you're doing on a Saturday night, brother?
Subject that I wrote on.
Come on, man.
Give me a flow or something.
Bust a flow or some shit.
You know, go out and look for some chicken heads.
Come on.
Come on, EBZ.
Go out and look for some chicken chicken.
It was chicken heads.
And a lot of times people say that.
All right, I've had enough.
That's enough for me.
Fuck this shit.
Hey, man.
Oh, my God.
It's late, ghosts.
Don't expect people to be streaming now.
What do you mean?
You should do your stuff earlier.
Your show starts at 9, for God's sake.
What are you talking about?
This should be prime time for streaming.
What are you talking about?
What the hell are you talking about, for Christ's sake?
Azriel Kecker is streaming live right now.
Shall we rate his channel next?
I don't give a fuck if that stupid little brat is.
I don't care what he's doing.
Why don't you stop jocking a little kid, you fucking sick perverts?
Jesus Christ.
All right, who else do we have?
Let's go look.
Let's look in the live section and see what we can find.
All right.
All right.
Let's look in the live section.
How about no, not animals?
Here's some mobile streams.
Board Who's Up Beesin?
Uh, Jasmine Masters.
The fuck is this shit?
Oh, okay.
This one looks good.
This one looks good right here.
Who is this?
Oh my God.
Oh, my God.
Is this a fat femme?
I want to be honest with you.
I'm not a big fan of fat femmes.
I'm not a big fan of fat femmes.
Wait, you can't hear?
You can't hear this shit.
You can't hear this fucking guy.
Are you kidding me?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Yeah, thanks a lot, EBZ, for fucking fucking up my goddamn shit, EBZ.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Talk to me in American.
All right, can you hear me now?
No duets, please.
No, no duets.
Jesus Christ.
Ghost says if you take 10 steps towards his butt crap, what?
Oh, no.
That ghost better have a big old booty.
Wow!
No!
Oh my god, no!
Lonely Riverside to the sea.
Oh my god, no.
I'll be coming home.
Wait for me.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
That's a good one.
Oh, my God.
Two of the trolls.
I was in the office on the stage.
This is a disgusting human specimen.
Hell no.
What did I say?
I'm not trying to be on the 17th floor of a hotel.
I mean, on the 10th floor of a hotel that has 22 floors and be crushed like a sandwich in the middle of the house.
Can you believe that this person is out here?
Round zero.
Bear.
I'm not trying to be stuck in the border.
Bear.
You gotta be fucked up.
Oh, my God.
Oh my god.
He's right next to his fridge.
He's sitting right next to his refrigerator.
This fat femme.
This is why I like fat femmes.
I mean, let's say you were a top.
Let's say you were a top.
I mean, would you want to be all up in this fat fucking guy's ass?
I mean, good God.
What are you fucking?
What is he doing?
You're getting bad.
I just dropped one of my drinks.
Oh, my God.
Come on, dude.
This is fucking pathetic.
You know what I mean?
Lonely Riverside.
Oh, my God.
Why do I got that song in my head?
I don't know.
And I don't even know the lyrics to it.
I'm just making up shit.
Lonely cats.
What kind of cider efficiency apartment is this?
Oh, my God.
I want pizza.
I'm sure you want a lot of food.
I wasn't lying to you.
You fucking purple chin fat fuck.
Everybody's burping for Christ's sake.
How come you got okay?
And what's with all these deleted?
What is it?
Boy, I got it.
All right, you know, I can't do this anymore.
I can't do this, fat femme anymore, dude.
All right, I'm out of here.
Fuck this guy.
I'm not doing this.
All right, who else do we have here?
Look at it.
Bitch drinking an Arizona iced tea with Skittles in it.
What is this bitch doing?
And of course, there's got to be some monetization to it, right?
Who is this?
I don't know because I don't know what my future is.
She's moving back to the South, baby.
My past self-advice from you.
She's moving back to the South.
I know what kind of advice.
Might dance again.
What do you?
What is she?
Is she a stripper?
Ozark is good.
I already watched her.
Is she a stripper?
The confession.
She's probably a stripper.
What's up, Monkey De La Rocha?
Let me see if she gives you a shout out.
I saw Depton in Plains like girls incarcerated.
Jesus Christ.
This looks like a man, baby.
Yes, I definitely watched you.
What up, System 23?
Fucking with the heavy.
You find the cuss so much in this.
What up, Baka Survivor, Quetzaquadl?
You were so good.
Santa Clara died.
Ooh, I do need to try that because that one seems really creepy.
Oh my god.
People actually watch these kinds of streams where they're just fucking like talking about themselves.
I don't like shows that are like this is a ratchet hoe, dude.
Look, look, look.
Like, dark and like serious, like, drama and stuff.
I don't really like the like, like, kind of, like, 20-20 ones.
Oh my god.
I'm telling you, folks.
I mean, this is streaming on YouTube right now.
He hates these black people.
What?
Hey, I don't hate black people.
What are y'all talking about?
Oh, she's freaking out.
She's like, hey, what are y'all talking about, man?
My name is Pop by Cherry.
I would love to come to Vegas.
I've never been to the West Coast.
I've never been to the West Coast.
I really, that.
I mean, I can't believe that there are audiences, even if it is like 50 people, that'll sit back on a Saturday night, listen to some ratchet talk about herself.
This bitch is talking about herself.
I don't give a shit what you want to do.
I mean, do something.
Create some content, man.
Why don't you jiggle that tribal ass?
Do something, man.
Oh, my God.
Look at this bitch is still trying to understand technology.
She's like, man, I don't understand in motherfucking technology, man.
I got a lot of motherfuckers coming in my chat room and I don't even know.
Speaking of.
Oh, wait, where is this person y'all talking about?
So I can get them out.
Kick them out.
I'm not.
Why are you going to kick me out?
You fucking ratchet slut.
Why are you kicking me out?
I didn't do shit.
I didn't do nothing.
Fucking ugly ratchet.
Back with my ex.
Well, that sounds like a good show.
Jesus Christ.
Wheelchair Jew.
You are you shitting me?
You actually donated to this ratchet.
Why do I feel like I got all these scam accounts?
What's going on, Wheelchair Jew?
Look, she can't figure it out.
She's like, you know, I don't understand.
I, you know, I don't know what's going on here.
And yeah, where's all these accounts?
You're ruining me talking about myself.
I can't even like.
You're ruining me talking about myself.
I mean, oh my god.
Jesus Christ, you ratchet hoe.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Why don't you shake your ass or something, all right?
Why don't you give me some fucking content?
I don't want to sit here and look at this bad wig and makeup job.
Take your hair hat off.
Make your ass clap.
Do something, you dumb ratchet slut.
Oh, man, now you're getting me in trouble.
This says XXX ghost icon, but I don't see a ghost politics.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
I'm not doing nothing. I'm not doing nothing. I'm not doing nothing.
Fucking Ennis Turtle.
He said he wants you to shake your tribal booty.
I'm just saying, dude.
I mean, come on.
And stop saying I'm racist.
I'm not racist.
Man, she needs to shave that.
She needs to shave her armpit.
Fucking ratchet, dude.
Freaking ratchet.
Ratchet, ratchet, ratchet.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, I still don't see this ghost politics person.
It ain't me.
It ain't me.
I ain't no racist.
Fuck no.
It ain't me, man.
Wait a minute.
Where did all these creeps come from at one time?
What do you mean?
You should be happy about it, you dumb slut.
You had Wheelchair Jew give you $1.99.
You didn't even give him any props, you fucking ratchet.
I'm talking about all these freaking ordered accounts.
So.
What, you're going to leave?
I'll be ending his lives.
Oh, come on.
Why don't you shit a banana out of your ass or something, you fucking.
Aw, come on.
Oh, come on, you bitch.
Wheelchair Jew just donated to you, you fucking ratchet.
Oh, my God.
All right, let's move on.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Fucking dumb ratchet over here.
You know what?
I don't know all these motherfucking accounts, man.
I'm leaving.
I'm leaving this motherfucking.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't know the motherfucking.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't even know.
All right.
I don't even know.
And what is this?
Live raid.
The Ice Raid Show?
What the fuck is this?
Is this a.
Is this a liberal?
Hey, wait a minute.
Oh, wait a minute.
No, no, he's pro-Trump.
He's pro-Trump.
Look, anybody want to call in?
Look at it.
Call in right there.
517.
Here's the number.
Oh, he's getting based.
Hey, look, this guy's based.
No, don't turn it off, dude.
Don't turn it off.
Don't turn it off.
Wait, no audio again, dude.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
No audio again with this man.
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I'm fucking tired of this shit, man.
Jesus Christ.
All right, this should be fine now.
All right, this guy's pro-Trump.
Although, I don't know.
We can't call in.
We can't call in now?
That sucks.
GX in the chat.
What up, Mr. Brown?
Sperm out.
There you go.
Spermy the cat.
Oh, Spermi!
You fuck.
You weaseled your way another fucking shout out, Spermi.
Jesus Christ.
And don't say I'm anti-Trump.
I'm pro-Trump, you son of a bitch.
Say something, man.
Come on.
Talk about Trump or something.
What does GX mean?
It's ghost, baby.
Ghost.
I'm not going to change the number because I'll have to tell you the number anyways, and they're watching.
If you're political talk is bullshit, then why call in here, you dumbass?
Disrupting a normal stream.
Let me see if I can call him.
Let me see if I can call this son of a bitch.
Where's my phone?
Let me see if I can call this guy.
Hey, look at Wheelchair Joe.
Wheelchair Jew sent $2.
Thanks for the super chat.
Shout me out ass at Ghost Politics.
Calls Me Daddy.
I don't know what's going on.
I don't call anybody, Daddy.
This is the super chat.
I'm being raided by Thomas Travada, a racist liberal.
Fuck.
Fuck you.
Hold on.
We're 97.
Where are these people coming from?
Let me call this guy.
Jesus Christ.
Let me call this guy.
Here, let's call this guy.
Hit the like button on the stream.
That's for sure.
Hit that like button.
If you're new, hit that like button and subscribe.
Hits that subscribe button to the channel.
It's not doing anything.
Be sure to subscribe and make sure you hit the like button.
It's not doing anything.
I just called the number, Kevin.
Who is Ghost?
Tell him I'm trying to call him.
I don't know what's going on in here.
I'm trying to give him a call.
What is this?
Here it is.
Oh, you're on the air?
Oh, finally, I get a real call.
Hello.
Hey, what's up?
Is that you, Mr. President?
Oh, yes, it's me.
You remember me?
Oh, yes, I do.
I thought he answered me.
I'm sorry.
All right, I'm calling you from Texas, and I have three things to say.
One, do you think that the Senate race in Texas was so close because Ted Cruz is unpopular, or the illegal immigration problem?
Well, I think.
Oh, hold on.
Damn it.
It cut him off.
Wait, are you still there?
I'm still there.
Okay.
Yeah, because we got too many troll calls at once.
I'm sorry, Bob.
I know.
I hate you all, trolls, by the way.
I hate you.
Yeah, we got like two.
We got like 100 people in here.
I don't exactly know where they're coming from.
I'm trying to call.
I don't know what's going on here, but hit the like button, guys.
I saw you said something about Ted Cruz.
I think that, what's it called?
I think that Beto O'Rourke had a good ground game.
He did really well.
Democrats maxed themselves out, and Ted Cruz wasn't that popular.
A lot of Republicans stayed home in Texas.
So I think that's why the race was so close there.
Oh, all right, good, good, good.
Because I was worried I'd have to win Minnesota, and you don't have much of a test.
That would be.
Yeah, you're not losing Texas, Mr. President.
That's not going to happen this cycle.
Yes, I know.
I'm wonderful.
Jesus Christ.
What was his name again?
The football player that had Nike like Lily.
Cole rejects.
Oh, he's rejecting my call.
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Oh, God damn it.
Jesus Christ.
He rejected my call now, man.
He just rejected my call.
I guess you do you.
One thing is don't make me call it a call.
He just rejected my fucking call.
I just call that waste, really just a waste to burn the shoes.
I've seen people doing it's kind of like SJW for the right.
I'm going to try to call him one more time.
Don't do that.
But I would say that I prefer to buy shoes that were made in America.
But I do support Deucey keeping the Nike files.
All right, that's enough.
That's enough of this guy.
Anyway, what's up to Wheelchair Jew?
All right, that's enough.
I'm going.
I'm moving on.
All right, I'm moving on.
All right, I'm moving on for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm fucking sitting over here trying to look for people live, you know, and it's just not working.
You know?
It's just not fucking working for Christ's sake.
I mean, I wish there were some more streamers out here instead of these, you know, I don't even know what to call these people.
You know, I don't even know what to call these people for Christ's sake.
And who the hell is this Oklahoma City Bricktown?
What the fuck is this?
What?
You're gonna file a complaint.
Can y'all hear this, or I have to do the fucking shit over again?
Can y'all hear this?
This looks stupid.
This guy looks like he's calling the cops because, oh my god, I'm just like, I'm just so perturbed.
I'm so fucking perturbed at what's going on here.
Like, oh my god.
All right, there's no audio.
All right, look, I've had enough of this.
There's no fucking streams to raid.
All right, there's no fucking streams to raid.
All right, I've had about enough of this.
All right, there's no streams to raid.
All right, so let's just go ahead and let me do me here for a second.
All right, there's just no streams to raid, dude.
It sucks.
All right, it sucks.
So, what I'm gonna do here is I'm gonna do me here for about five minutes.
And once I do that, we're gonna call the date line.
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All right, we're gonna do some date line calling.
All right, that's what we're gonna do, all right.
And look, look, you know, people in the chat room keep saying it's it's late night, ghost.
It's late night.
So, what?
It's fucking Saturday.
It's fucking Saturday night, man.
Good God.
All right, let me just call the date line.
Fuck this.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Saturday night, and oh, it's late, ghost.
I mean, what are y'all?
A bunch of pansy asses for Christ's sake?
I mean, what are y'all?
Y'all out there watching old episodes of Matlock or something?
What are you fucking doing, man?
You driving Miss Daisy?
Jesus Christ.
All right, let's call this dateline so that we can just do this and get it over.
They want to get the hell out of here anyway, man.
I mean, this is just this has turned into a very homosexual-esque show, and it's all your fault.
All right, it's all you fuckers' fault.
All right, you know that, Jesus Christ.
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5'3, 160.
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She's chocolate up here.
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Hi.
I've never been with a black woman before, but I would love to be the vanilla for your coffee.
And let's make some mocha so I can poke you.
Okay?
Now, I know you're probably saying I'm a white boy and I've probably not hung.
I'm telling you, I've got a 15 and a half and I'm cut.
Okay.
And if you take a look at my fully erect penis, my head looks like there's a Nazi helmet on it.
So I bet you probably not see that coming.
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Hi there, guys.
My name is Connie.
I'm Hispanic.
I'm from Victoria, Texas.
I am divorced and singled.
All right, she's divorced.
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Hey, what's going on?
I'm out here in San Antonio, Texas.
I cruise out to that area a lot and looking to see if we can hook up.
All right.
I mean, look, it's one in the morning.
Let's not BS.
Okay.
Message me back or connect live with me back.
I can give you a phone banging session that'll leave you dripping.
All right.
I mean, I'm that kind of guy.
And if you're interested, please get back to me.
Let's have some phone fun.
Okay.
All right.
You could put your just get back to me.
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Hello, guys.
I am a 36-year-old Hispanic female.
And I'm online because I'd like to find a new friend.
Someone I can talk to and get to know.
That's what I like to go out with.
A little bit about myself.
I sent 5'4 and I weigh 132 pounds.
I do have a family, but I'm single today.
Wait, wait, what?
Enjoy going to the movies.
I have a family, but I'm single today.
Just trying to find a friend my age.
I live along with her.
Thank you.
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Hey, what's up?
I came across.
You sound like a little cute chick.
Check out my message.
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Let's talk.
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Hey, what's up?
This is Raina.
I'm from LS, Texas.
I'm 37.
I'm looking for somebody talking.
She doesn't play no games.
So this wants to get to know me at the one.
And if you have kids, that's cold on mine.
I'm just tired of getting hurt so many times.
I've been hurt so many times already.
I'm just looking for that person going to get to know me.
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I know you've been hurt so many times, but I'm going to be straightforward with you, okay?
My name is Buck, and I like to fuck.
So instead of putting feelings and emotions right on the table, let's just go ahead and get some body slapping going on.
Okay.
I mean, I can have you creaming within two minutes of me poking your Vijay.
Okay.
I mean, I'm that kind of guy.
You know, everybody on this line seems to be a prude for some reason.
I hope that you're not a prude.
And I hope that, you know, you can get back to me and be open-minded.
And I mean, look, I'm actually rubbing one out right here.
Listen.
So if you want to have some fun, get back to me.
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Oh!
Has sent a message.
You know, the most funniest thing about all of that message is the fact that your assumption was completely wrong because I could care less about your ethnicity.
I think it's actually rather hard to find opposing races or color tones are in a lot.
So it's a natural attraction, actually.
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I'm not trying to be racial, okay?
What I am attracted to is the fact that you're a black woman, okay?
And I'm pretty, you know, I'm pretty white.
I'm a pale face.
And I could just imagine, you know, my white 15 and a half going in and out of that big, huge black tribal booty that I'm sure that you have and just start pumping, pumping, pumping like I had just gotten a hold of your ass after 20 years in prison.
And I just, you know, I want some bodies to slap, baby.
Understand, I mean, let get back to me.
You know, I mean, I will make you have orgasmic pleasure over the telephone because I'm uninhibited, baby.
You understand?
I know what you want.
All right.
You know what I want?
I want to motorboat that tribal booty you got going on.
I want to put those cheeks in my face and then to the point where you're such an orgasmic pleasure that it'll jiggle the uterus right out of your ass.
And I'm not bullshitting, baby.
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Hey, my name is Brenda.
I'm a 38 Hispanic single female looking to connect with someone with similar interests.
Not interested in married or attached men.
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I didn't understand that.
I didn't understand that.
Hey guys, this is a 34-year-old Hispanic female.
I got not told you.
And just looking for someone to talk to.
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You found you sound very sensuous, you know.
You sound very sensuous and you have a very hot voice.
I'm very interested.
If you can, get back to me because I'm very interested in the person behind that sensuous voice.
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Hey, what's up, everybody?
My name is Kay.
Sexy where you're bomb coming at the downtown area.
Just home alone.
Online just early more.
Looking for something freaky to get into.
Oh, yeah.
So listen up, guys.
Where are all those handsome, sexy, attractive men online?
That's nicely built, have a nice body.
I'm looking for the ones that's real freaky and open-minded and known for carrying big things, if you know what I mean.
Those of you guys that want to, you know, fit that description, you call it close to me, close to downtown.
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Look, I like to get freaky, woman.
You understand?
I got a 15 and a half, and it sounds like you're a black woman, and I like to get freaky.
What I'd like to pretend that's happening, I'd like to roleplay.
I'd like to pretend that I'm a Dutch slave trader and I had just hit off the tip of Africa and I see you vulnerable eating bananas and I go and bag you as my sex slave and then just start using your body as a sexual playground.
You know, that sounds like something you're interested in.
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Hey, what's going on?
This is a married 32-year-old Hispanic female.
I'm just looking for someone to talk to you.
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Hey, what's going on?
I hear that you're married.
You're on here.
I'm in the same area as you are.
I have a nice place out here by the Dominion.
Alone.
Beautiful home.
Got a nice pool, jacuzzi in the back.
Got a bar, etc.
So Let's see what you want to do.
I mean, what is it that you're into tonight?
I understand that you're married.
I'm not necessarily trying to, you know, get into anything serious, or maybe so.
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I mean, who knows?
So, get back.
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Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, Daddy.
Mama.
Mama, how are you?
What?
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Yeah, you like it, don't you, huh?
You want the old fucking ghost special, don't you, huh?
Huh?
Fucking get back so I can bend you over and fucking start pounding your ass until you're such an orgasmic pleasure, you start squirting like you were a fucking goddamn super soaker, you fucking dirty broad.
All right, connect live.
I'm waxing it.
Listen, listen.
You like that, eh?
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Brenda.
Brenda.
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She said, Your greeting made me smile.
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Well, thank you very much.
I really appreciate that my message made you smile.
I would definitely like to, you know, maybe get to know you better.
I mean, you know, send me a message or we can get live and we can start talking.
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Hello, hello.
Hey, Dan.
I'm on my looking for a co-down individual talking on the phone and see what these cover there.
I want to see looking for a co-frame to talk text and see what things go.
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How big is your cock?
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Hey, my name is Bell.
Um, I mean, bye.
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What the fuck's she doing?
Hey, what's going on, guys?
This is Terry.
I'm looking to call chat possible really.
What?
That was a stupid one.
Hey, come from Mark Houston, looking very gasping cups in now and another chill.
Coming down a great time.
Thank you, Cappy Free.
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I came across your message.
You sound like you're a trans or a cross-dresser, which I'm very open-minded with.
I just want to know if you're into like some fetishes, you know?
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This is me.
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I sent you this message.
How big is your mother's cock?
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Now, wait a minute.
Hold on just a second.
I know that you're a tranny.
I mean, you know, you couldn't get any more obvious.
And I'm open-minded.
And I'm asking, how big is your cock?
And then you have the audacity to talk about my mother?
I mean, what are you?
Are you HIV positive or something?
And, you know, the age is getting to your head?
I'm being nice, all right?
All right, I was trying to give you a try.
The whole reason why I want to know how big your schlong was so that, you know, I can see how you measure up to me.
All right?
You talk about my mother again.
All right, we're going to have some problems, all right?
You goddamn trans-testicle.
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I'm a scared father.
There's your girl, Cutie.
I'm Dominican and Black.
Dark skin.
Oh, my God.
I am Belarusian.
I like girls and I like guys too.
Oh.
I'm Dominican on Black.
Long black hair, big dirty, big eyes.
Just extra money, honey at the moment.
Looking for some fun.
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Hey, what's going on?
You sound like the freaky chick that I'm looking for.
Somebody who likes guys, somebody who likes girls.
I've actually got a girlfriend of mine that's here with me.
Say hi.
Say hi.
Hello.
We're actually here and we're looking for someone to add to the sexual relations tonight.
We are very uninhibited.
We like to role play.
We like to do some things like that.
So why don't you get back and tell us what you're into?
And we'll do this.
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Hello, Alice.
This is Evine.
I'm 5'3.
Life is a complex to black female.
36 years old with no kids.
I do love sports.
I love to watch basketball and football.
Just relaxing at home, watching TV.
Looking for someone to talk to.
So if you're interested, you know what to do.
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Are you into role-playing by any chance?
Because I know that you're into sports.
So I was thinking that you could be like a female coach, and I'm like, you know, someone who is not very good for the team.
And you tell me that you're going to kick me off the team unless, you know, I make you cream and orgasmic pleasure by giving you hardcore anal.
So get back.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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Are you kidding me?
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I'm returning to the session.
This is getting stupid.
Hey, what's up?
Good luck, girl, for me to town.
What if you look at your hand and make that couple of the message?
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Jesus Christ.
Hey, I'm looking for someone I just asked you to possibly get to know.
Sure, no more.
You mean nothing else?
37-year-old white female.
Mexico.
Jesus.
This is.
These are lame people.
This is Nikki.
I'm looking for a friend, someone to talk to.
These are lame people tonight, dude.
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What?
Hey, y'all, what's that to see your girl Diamond coming out of mission?
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Hey, Diamond, come on over here and suck it.
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Oh!
I'm using.
What the fuck?
How did you do it?
Wants to connect with you.
830-6321.
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Hey, guys, I'm single.
I live alone here in South of Austin.
Looking ahead to be pen.
Have some fun.
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Hey, what's going on?
I'm whacking it right now.
And I was hoping that we could connect live so that, you know, we can get off.
That sounds like something you're interested in.
Let's do this and let's do it now.
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Last Call Good Night Mike00:07:42
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
They got some sensuous fucking 1-900 number music.
They're listening to your request.
All right, here it is.
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Let's see if we can connect live.
I was very upfront with her.
Yeah.
Welcome to Dr. Love.
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New caller close to you.
AG, when you're done.
Hey, what's that?
I'm just here.
See who's out there.
If you like what you hear, you're back.
Jesus Christ.
You call it close to you.
That collar is now going.
Get him out of here.
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Hey, what's that?
What's going on?
I mean, Gabby, I am a 28-year-old.
All right, you know what?
I'm ending this shit.
All right.
I mean, we got this little fucking brat.
And you know, that's probably the end of the fucking of the date line, dude, because I'm serious.
I'm not even joking around.
We got a fucking stupid little fucking faggoty brat.
All right.
Calling up.
And I'm telling you, if I ever find out who you are, okay, I'm going to call your fucking parents and I'm going to tell them what type of faggoty ass shit popped out of their fucking uterus and nutsack.
Do you understand that, you little fucking brat?
I'm not joking around.
And as a matter of fact, you know what?
I should end it.
I should end it.
You know, and there are some people in this chat room that are actually not just condoning this, but you're actually aiding and abetting these fucking little, this little fucking faggoty brat.
All right?
So I'm sick and tired of it.
I'm getting the hell out of here.
And you know, you can, no, fuck you and your radio graffiti.
Fuck you and your radio graffiti, okay?
Because I'm telling you right now, you can thank this little stupid faggoty brat.
All right.
This stupid, dumb fucking child.
You can thank him for the reason why this damn show is ending right now.
All right.
I'm out of here.
I'm not going to sit here and allow some stupid fucking.
It sounds like a fat kid.
All right.
Sit here and try to jeopardize my position here in fucking Vaughn.live.
I'm not going to do it.
And you people that are laughing at this little faggot, you're condoning this shit.
You're condoning this shit.
All right.
I'm out of here.
Fuck all of you if you're pissed off because I don't have radio graffiti.
If you're pissed off, you go and you go fucking talk to that stupid little brat there.
All right.
I'm out of here.
All right.
I'm out of here.
Fuck all you people that think that this little faggoty goddamn kid is funny.
I'm getting out of here.
Go fuck yourselves.
All right.
Hell of an ending to the Saturday Night Troll Show.
Hell of an ending.
And shut up.
Nobody won shit.
All right.
Nobody won nothing.
So go fuck yourselves.
It's 1:30.
I'm going to hit up a bar before last call.
That's what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna hit up a bar before last call and go have me some goddamn some shots.
I'm gonna take out Mrs. Ghost.
All right, we're gonna go to a late-night dinner place.
All right, I'm not gonna sit here, all right?
I'm not gonna sit here and fucking have this garbage.
I'm not putting up with this crap.
I'm not putting up with it.
All right, I'm out of here.
All right, and you know what?
Maybe I'll be back Monday, 8:30 p.m. Central Standard Time, or maybe I won't.
And hey, if you don't like the ending, you thank that stupid little faggy kid.
All right, you thank that little faggy fucking kid.
And if anybody knows who he is, let me know.
I'll call him and his parents live on the fucking broadcast.
And I'm not joking.
I'm not joking.
No, don't start with the 15 bucks, dude.
Do not start.
All right, look, I'm going to play this and I'm ending it.
I'm not kidding around.
Stop fucking with my last call for Christ's sake.
And who the fuck said or else?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Not this crap.
ST Mike, are you fucking kidding me, dude?
You're the one that always requests this stupid shit.
Look at this.
This stupid fucking video.
I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
I waste my weekends with you fucking people.
Oh, what?
It's muted.
Oh, well, fucking hell.
No, that's another reason why I get the fuck out of here.
Tired of this shit.
I'm tired of this shit, man.
Here, I'm playing this and I'm out of here.
All right.
And like I said, you can thank that stupid faggoty kid.
Anybody who knows who he is, let me know.
I will fucking call his parents.
I'm tired of this shit.
And this is ST Mike with this fucking freaky fetish song for Christ.
This is just.
I mean, come on, dude.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
I say maids are an AD.
Whichever one I use the same thing.
I mean, why do you continuously say doctor Doctor?
Whether it's T or Dirt, it's a thing where I say boardy.
Fun thing to do with your feelings.
I say Leops or Hoyops.
What a fucking thing.
What's that doorway for?
Something special I can tell you.
I mean, what a fucking house and wall shit.
Prolapsed Anus?
What the fuck is that?
PRO-LAPS ANUS!
I mean, this is so stupid.
Too much dark pain.
I'm not.
All right, that's enough.
Yeah, real funny, ST Mike.
Look, I'm getting the fuck out of here.
Anybody who knows that fucking kid's number, I'm going to call his parents, all right?
And I'm going to tell them what type of fucking fruit bowl, unfucking supervised piece of shit popped out of their fucking uterus pipe, all right?
I'm getting out of here.
It's 1:30.
I'm going to a bar for last call right now.
All right?
I'm getting out of here.
And if you people are pissed off in the chat, fuck you.
All right?
Fuck you, you refugee pubic hair inspecting, adult theater licking, pansexual Peter Puffin, gender-fluid fondyling, taint tuna, taco-smelling, anal object aficionado having fucking blue ball blowing, Cincinnati bow tie receiving, rusty trombone playing, dirty Sanchez loving, Hillary Clinton bedpan changing son of a bitches.
All right, I'm out of here.
I am out of here.
I am out!
Get me out of here!
For fuck's sake!
These fucking people out here!
What?
What, ST Mike?
What?
Yeah, Real Fair.
Good night, Ghost.
Yeah, good night.
I'm outta here.
What a fucked-up fucking Saturday Night Troll show, you know?