Ghost dominates the Saturday Night Troll Show 8 by aggressively defending his punctuality while denying racism despite using slurs against Mexicans, Jews, and autists. He critiques Kamala Harris's housing plan, mocks Lil Nas X, and watches explicit documentaries about deceased comedians Don Vito and Ryan Dunn while berating chat users like "Wheelchair Jew." The broadcast devolves into a chaotic mix of political ranting, offensive name-calling, and a "Red Hot Dateline" segment featuring callers requesting Confederate role-plays involving racial slurs, ultimately highlighting the host's unfiltered hostility toward perceived social justice warriors and his refusal to engage with polite discourse. [Automatically generated summary]
We're not going to let any stupidity that's happening over there at YouTube stop us from what we're doing, boys.
You understand what I'm saying?
You're listening to the Saturday Night Troll Show, episode 8.
Episode 8 of the Saturday Night Troll Show.
I am your host, the man they call ghost.
And I'd like for everybody right now to spread this around the internets and throughout the world and let everybody know that the Saturday Night Troll Show is in effect and in the house.
You're damn right.
We're already getting donos for Christ's sake.
Mark is not happy.
All right.
Saturday night.
Saturday night.
Saturday night troll show.
Spread it around the internet.
Spread it around the world.
Episode 8.
Saturday Night Troll Show, baby.
You're damn right.
And it looks like we're too dangerous for YouTube, baby.
We're too dangerous for YouTube.
Damn right.
I'm a bad guy all of a sudden.
I'm a bad guy on YouTube.
I love it.
I love being dangerous.
GX in the chat, baby.
It's Saturday Night Troll Show, episode 8.
I'm your host, the man they call ghost.
You're damn right.
You're damn right.
Let me go ahead and fade out out here for Christ's sake.
What's going on?
Let's take the title show off or the title off.
Let me go ahead and replay the dono that we just had here.
What's going on for everybody out there that's listening?
What is this?
Mark in the house.
Mark is not happy.
You're late.
Mark is not happy.
What the hell are you talking about, man?
I'm a minute, two minutes late.
Why don't you give me a little bit of slack?
I just had an over six-hour show yesterday on the ghost show on Friday night.
We're sitting here now on a Saturday night troll show.
I'm a machine, baby.
What are you talking about?
Tired of you sons of bitches that are out there trying to say that I'm late, being critical of everything I do for Christ's sake.
You're lucky I'm here, baby.
You're lucky I'm even here.
Jesus Christ, I'm telling you, I'm wasting my weekend with you people, and all you can do is piss and moan.
Piss and goddamn moan for Christ's sake.
Anyway, what's going on?
It's a Saturday Night Troll Show, episode 8.
I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And I don't know how long I'm going to be doing this broadcast.
You're lucky I'm even here.
All right.
I mean, I really would like to have been at a bar right now, getting me some ghost pepper wings, looking at some scantily clad pieces of ass out there.
I mean, I would be doing anything else instead of this show.
And what are we doing?
A bunch of troll terrorists trying to piss me off.
You know, before we get into anything, it's a Saturday night troll show.
Let's just go ahead and let's just start getting loaded right now.
All right.
It's nine o'clock.
All right.
What else are you supposed to do on a Saturday night?
And for all you people that are going to get critical of me and saying that I'm a damn alcoholic or something, not only am I going to reinforce the fact that I'm a connoisseur, but it's a Saturday night, baby.
You understand?
That's what you're supposed to do on a weekend.
You're supposed to celebrate the weekend, baby.
All right.
You're supposed to celebrate the damn weekend.
So without any further ado, let's just go ahead and do this.
Let's go ahead and do this.
Let's get some more beer.
And by the way, I've got me some bottled beer this time, baby.
So just to show you that I am not an alcoholic.
I'm a connoisseur.
I've got me some bottled beer this time.
I need a bottle cap opener.
Hold on, where's my bottle cap?
I can't even find the son of a bitch.
I got to get this office in order for Christ's sake.
I'm telling you, the ghost show, troll show studios is fucking a fucking mess in here.
It's like that's a fucking crap.
It's a fucking mess up in here for Christ's sake.
And I can't fight crap.
I got, you know what I need to do?
I need to get me one of them consuela broads to come in here and start cleaning up.
All right.
You know I'm talking about those consuela broads, these Mexican older women that come in and they can leave everything spic and span.
You know, and by the way, every time I ever hire a consuela broad to come in here and or anywhere and clean everything, they always clean everything with that.
What the fuck is that shit called?
The fabuloso.
You know, they always clean everything up with a fabuloso.
How come regular traditional janitors don't use that?
It's a good smelling, all right?
That's a good smelling situation there, the fabuloso, for Christ's sake.
I need a consuela broad in here.
Anyway, let me just open it with my teeth here.
All right, I think we're good.
All right.
Where's the glass?
It's a Saturday night troll show, folks.
Hey, wait a minute.
Why are people saying I'm cheap to hire a consuela broad?
All right, I'm not cheap to do so.
I just haven't been able to do so, man.
All right.
And I'm not racist.
You see, I make one reference to the fact that I'm going to hire a Mexican to clean this situation.
And all of a sudden, I'm a damn racist.
You social justice warrior jerk dicks and you people that are politically correct need to get the hell out of here.
Okay.
This stream is not.
And I repeat, this stream is not for these politically correct social justice warrior soy boy assholes, which I see just by the damn chat room.
All you're racist, you're flapping your fat Cheeto stained fingers on the keyboard saying I'm racist.
I want to reiterate, okay?
I am not a racist, all right?
I'm a melting pot of friendship, and everybody out there throughout the internet knows it, okay?
All right, I'm not even joking around.
I mean, I have been a melting pot of friendship for over 11 years, and that's what I just don't.
I don't think you fans or not fans or troll terrorists or cyber vermin appreciate that crap.
I don't think you appreciate the fact that I have been here for an 11-year illustrious goddamn career on the internet.
And I'm really pissed off that you people don't even have any kind of appreciation, okay?
So with that being said, it's a Saturday night troll show.
What is this?
Saturday night racist.
So you see this?
You see this Saturday night racist show?
I'm not racist, dude.
Okay, I'm not racist.
You want to know what's racist?
In the field of local lives.
Oh, here's Wheelchair Jew.
Okay, great.
Hey, ghost, do you remember me, bitch?
You always complaining about being here.
Just get to fucking cleaning that shit up.
Try getting out of your wheelchair.
Try getting out.
I'm not in a fucking wheelchair, wheelchair Jew.
And if you're going to call anybody racist, why don't you call the son of a bitch that has a name like Wheelchair Jew a racist?
All right.
I'm not even joking around.
That is racist.
That's anti-Semitic, and I don't appreciate that.
We all know.
We all know that Israel is our greatest ally.
And for you folks to be sitting here being anti-Semitic, I really don't appreciate that.
Do you understand that, you Sara Saka crap?
I don't appreciate that for Christ's sake.
So listen, you want to know what's racist?
I don't want to get too political.
It is the Saturday Night Troll Show, but you want to know what's racist?
I'll show you what's racist.
Let me show you something racist here.
Hold on, what is what?
Mundane Matt.
Oh, my God.
Mundane Matt.
Welcome to the ghost show nigger faggos.
Jesus Christ.
Do you see?
You're calling me racist now?
Huh?
You're calling me racist.
Do you see mundane mad over here?
You see, give me a goddamn break.
Good God.
Now, you want to see, oh, I'll show you something racist, okay?
Let me show you something that is racist.
Put the PC shot on.
I don't want to get political, but put the PC shot on.
Y'all hear this?
Kamala Harris, the supposed frontrunner of the Democratic 2020 presidential candidates.
Kamala Harris wants $100 billion to help black families buy homes.
$100 billion to help black families buy homes for Christ's sake.
Now, isn't this kind of a racist idea, folks, in my personal view?
I mean, what is this going to accomplish?
Let's just be completely honest.
I'm not being racist.
Let's just be completely honest with ourselves.
What is $100 billion to help black families buy homes?
What is it going to do?
You want to know what's going to do, in my opinion?
It's going to break down the property value of hardworking Americans.
You know it and I know it, okay?
$100 billion to help black families buy homes.
Come on, dude.
You know it's going to bring down property values.
I mean, listen, I'm not trying to be racist here, but take a look at your universities in America today, okay?
All you have to do is just Google up our YouTube video search college fights.
College fights.
Oh, my God.
Cheers from my YouTube relay.
I told you I'm being relayed all over the place.
I'm telling you that right now.
I told you all I'm being look at Kansas Abuser.
He's relaying me.
I'm being relayed all over the internet and throughout the world.
Anyway, I'm telling you this right now, folks.
Let's go back to this.
Kamala Harris, who I'd like a black check on her anyway.
It doesn't seem like she's really black.
From what I've read, her father is a Jamaican.
Are you doing mine?
I am from Jamaica.
I am bougie from Jamaica.
Blood clot and smoke with a rataganja with a great green grass growl.
Her father is Jamaican and her mother is an Indian.
I mean, this is not a joke.
This is an absolute fact.
This woman here is trying to claim as if she's an African American, and this woman is literally half Jamaican and half Indian, all right?
How do you doing?
I am Kamala Harris.
I'd like to help you.
I am taking your order over here.
I mean, come on.
Come on, for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, let's just take a look at a black check here, okay?
And look, we got people in the chat room saying that, hey, Jamaicans are black, you idiot.
No, wait, listen.
Listen to me.
Why don't you go up to a Jamaican and ask them if they're an African-American and see if you don't get a couple of blood clots being yelled in your face and possibly having some violence implemented on you?
I'm telling you right now, Jamaicans don't like to be called African-American, all right?
So I'm just simply stating what's more racist, okay?
Me having an entertaining show or Kamala Harris wanting to put out $100 million to help black families buy homes so that she can help.
What's the fucking leftist mindset with this as well?
Banning Spamming Fans00:06:19
All right.
I mean, are you trying to equalize everybody out so that everybody can be miserable?
I mean, you know, this is going to downgrade the home prices of any of these black.
You know what?
Never mind.
You people are idiots for Christ's sake, man.
Hey, what is it?
This is Sparta.
What the hell do you want?
All right.
Oh, my God.
You cannot get rid of me that easily.
Well, who cares?
Reports of my death or disappearance are greatly exaggerated.
I didn't even know you died.
You know what?
Who cares if you did?
No offense.
All right.
Not to mention, it's a 15-bucker asshole to play a YouTube video.
Not a five-bucker.
I'm a fat get.
Shut up, asshole.
I'm a fat get.
Epstein first, ghost next.
Oh, y'all heard about that, huh?
Yeah, if y'all didn't know, Epstein, the infamous Lolita, what was it, Lolita Island proprietor has finally been busted for pimping out minors.
I think it's long overdue.
Jeffrey Epstein, if you don't know who he is.
Look, I don't want to get to too much politics up in here.
All right.
I just wanted to say that I am not a racist.
I'm a melting pot of friendship for Christ's sake.
And everybody knows that throughout the internet and throughout the world.
So I just wanted to reiterate that.
All right.
All right.
So give me a break.
And hey, Sparta, I'm not playing your freaking five buckers.
So you can go, you know, shove it up your goddamn clogged up pooper if you think I'm going to do so.
All right.
Everybody knows for them pesos, I'm an a-hole.
Do you understand that?
For them pesos, I'm an a-hole, you autistic, anal-loving, meat-gazing, bitch-titch sporting piece of trash.
Jesus Christ.
All right, listen.
It's a Saturday night troll show here.
Hold on, Cans Abuser.
If you want to join the YouTube relay chat, hey, listen, I would strongly advise you not to do that, Kans abuser, because you're probably going to get banned.
All right.
I'm a dangerous man on YouTube for whatever goddamn reason.
I don't get it, but I'm a dangerous man all of a sudden, and I can't be streaming on YouTube because I'm a bad guy.
I'm some kind of a bad guy or something just because I'm trying to provide an entertaining show that happens to, you know, just kind of, you know, live on the edge a little bit.
All right.
A little bit of racial, homosexual risque, you know, that sort of thing.
You know what I'm saying?
So anyway.
And by the way, I want to reiterate to everybody, we do have the yesterday's show for all you folks that are looking to see what happened yesterday.
If you didn't attend yesterday's broadcast, let me go ahead and put the link in the chat room right now to my bit shoot profile.
All right, here it is right here.
Episode 76 of the Go Show is up and it is running.
Here, let's put it in there.
There it is right there, folks.
As you can see, go check it out for yourself.
Episode 76 is up.
And as I stated, every show that I do on Vaughan.live, the archive will be up on that bitchhoot channel.
All right.
So everybody out there that's wondering what happened, there it is right there.
Okay, folks.
What is this?
Seriously, clean that shit the fuck up.
And you're a fucking idiot, you asshole.
Oh, you know what?
Thank you very much, Wheelchair.
You see, for all you folks that are new to this broadcast, these are my fans right here.
They love me, don't they?
Huh?
Look at this.
People are calling me, I'm an idiot.
I'm an asshole.
Quit loser.
They want me dead.
They're talking shit about me, my wife, my family, my granny.
I mean, these are supposed fans out here, okay?
These are my supposed fans out here, for Christ's sake.
Hey, and anybody spamming, I'm banning their asses, all right?
I'm banning people that are spamming.
So if you're going to spam, let's Bruce Banner.
Let's go ahead and ban that asshole.
Get him out of here.
And Communist or Trump, you do that shit again.
I'm banning your ass.
Unironically, I get them out of here.
Get them all out of here for Christ's sake.
Episode 76 was miraculously not blocked on YouTube.
You understand?
There's a double standard when it comes to ghost and YouTube, isn't that right?
There's obviously a double standard because other streamers can go out, they can say, you know, all kinds of derogatory things that are deemed hateful.
But if ghosts says it, oh, if Ghost says it, oh, you're a bad guy, ghost.
We got to ban your ass.
All right.
We got to ban your ass.
Even though every time I air a 15-bucker and show some sick, disgusting video that's on YouTube, it's just amazing to me.
What is this?
Texas is going to go blue thanks to the changing demographics.
It ain't never going blue, boy.
What the hell are you talking about?
It ain't going blue, all right?
And if you try to deny it, then you're just a boomer cuck.
I'm not a boomer cuck, boy.
I live in Texas.
I'm out here in the front lines there, Rams, Paul.
All right, Rams, Paul.
Jesus Christ.
True Oinkler Radio.
Man, shut up about the pig crap.
All right.
Shut up about the pig garbage.
All right.
Now, listen, let me get myself straight away here.
It's a Saturday night troll show.
It's kind of a free format show this evening because I really didn't plan for much.
So we're basically going to talk about whatever you want to talk about.
We may or may not hear in the next half hour or so.
We may be able to.
I don't know.
People were talking about wanting to watch a movie with me this Saturday night.
And we saw some people in the chat room vote on the Friday night show that they may have wanted to see some kind of movie.
I've got the perfect movie if y'all are interested.
And it's funny.
It's badass.
Raid streams.
What streams are there?
There's no streams up.
All right.
And if we are going to raid streams, we're going to wait until like an hour or two when everybody, in my opinion, when it comes to YouTube streaming, around 10:30, 11-ish p.m. Central Standard Time is when most of these damn streamers start streaming.
So anyway, I definitely am going to take a look at some of these damn streamers.
We're going to maybe stream snipe.
Who knows?
Explaining Mexicans00:03:42
All right.
Who knows?
Who knows?
But let me have a drink of beer because it's the Saturday night.
Saturday night.
Saturday night troll show.
You should totally raid my relay stream.
I don't want to raid a relay stream, man.
Come on.
I want to raid some stream that's going to take notice of the GX, of the capitalist army, baby, of us.
I'm telling you, we're known on these internets, baby.
We're known.
And let me tell you, we ain't known for good things.
I'll tell you that right now, boy.
We ain't a bunch of monkey spanking, pud pulling squirrel fisters.
I'll tell you that right now.
That ain't what we are.
We're some badasses.
And I want to say, GX in the chat, what's going on?
GX in the chat.
CSX Relfan 2, Hall Horse.
All right.
A friendly medic.
All right.
Cross stereo, synarchist, ghost gimp, Tim McCrab, Quatzoquetto Blackjack, Bond Dayton, Aaron Tollman.
All right, what's PSN Parker place?
Dark Me Magician Girl.
Hold on.
Texas is going to go blue because there are more Mexicans than whites in Texas.
So what?
This link contains proof, and I expect you to.
Let me explain something to you, a deep blue Texas.
Okay, what you don't understand is that I know Mexicans.
I live in San Antonio, and there's a lot of Mexicans walking around out here.
And let me explain something to you about Mexicans.
They are fickle when it comes to their political perspective.
Many of them don't like the Democrats because they're conservative.
They're a family-oriented group.
I mean, even though for whatever reason they like to have like four or five generations living under one roof, I mean, I don't know what that's about, but they are a little bit more of a conservative group.
They're not for this, you know, situation that the Democrats are for.
I mean, they're not for, hey, we're going to go ahead and give $100 billion to blacks so they can get a free house.
They're not down with that, okay?
They're not down with gay reparations.
Do y'all hear about that?
Elizabeth Warren, Pocahontas, wants to give gay reparations to those couples that were gay prior to them getting married.
When did gay marriage become legal?
2014?
2014.
Gay marriage was legal.
Look at the slippery slope we've gone thus far.
Good God.
But anyway, I mean, the Mexicans, they ain't down with that kind of crap.
All right.
They ain't down with all that garbage.
And I'm telling you right now, you could sit here and claim that Texas is going to go blue because of that.
I think you're sadly mistaken.
All right.
I think you're sadly mistaken because I've been in Texas my whole life and that ain't going to happen.
All right.
That is not going to happen.
So you all can have wishful thinking.
All right.
And by the way, whoever the hell a deep blue Texas is, if you want Texas to go blue, you're anti-American trash.
I mean, that's the bottom line.
You are anti-American scum if you want Texas to go blue.
I mean, that's what the Republicans are.
Oh, my God.
Off to see Reba McIntyre and Brooks and Dunn at Caesars Palace.
What the hell?
All right, Lucifer.
Thank you.
Yeah, we're talking about whatever you want to talk about.
So if Lucifer wants to talk about country music stars, I don't know about Reba McIntyre.
I mean, I'm not going to hate on her.
She's got her own niche market.
She's had a long career.
Brooks and Dunn is kind of poppy, if you will.
I mean, aren't they the ones that sing that song, Get Down, Turn Around, Run the Town, Boot Scoot, Boogie?
Anti-American Texas Blues00:14:16
I mean, aren't they those guys?
Oh, mundane Matt again.
It's not the Mexicans that worry me.
Mexicans can vary quite a bit, even genetically.
It is the goddamn Central Americans.
Central Americans.
Yeah, I have to agree with mundane Matt, even though he's being a race.
I'm just like rabbits and will always vote for socialist governments.
Mundane Matt does have a point here.
It's not the Mexicans that everybody's worried about.
It's these Central Americans that are a little bit cuckoo on the, you know, to be honest with you.
All right.
I mean, it's a mundane Matt's got a point here.
I think you had a point yesterday on this as well, Mundane Matt.
I mean, for as racist and as sick as you are, occasionally you can throw out a decent pitch if you want, my personal opinion.
And that is a good point.
I'd be more concerned about the Central Americans that seem to, for whatever reason, be attracted to leftism, to socialism, and all that other stuff.
But back to the country music that Bellucifer was talking about.
You want to know what kind of country music I like, baby?
I like the old school stuff.
I like every Hank Williams.
Hank Williams Sr., Hank Williams Jr., and Hank Williams 3, baby.
All right.
I mean, that's country music, all right?
You're cheating, heart.
I mean, I love that shit, man.
I love the classics.
I don't like this pop fucking country music, dude.
This poppy country music out here is starting to make me sick.
And by the way, this Lil Nas X, this black cowboy that just came out as a homosexual, I didn't realize that this son of a bitch was trying to make a rap country song.
A rap country song.
I mean, doesn't that like, isn't that like oil and fucking water?
For Christ's sake, they don't mix.
Have y'all heard about this guy?
Have y'all heard about this guy?
Look, I have never heard the song, but I'm going to go ahead and play it now because I've never heard it.
What is this?
Oh, my God.
Yeah, Epstein in jail.
We were just talking about that vaguely there.
Epstein is in jail.
Now, does anybody know the is it this one?
Is it Old Town Road?
Is that the one that's really popular by Lil Nas X?
Am I correct about that?
Because I'm not into some of this new fruity stuff, dude.
I mean, you know, a lot of the stuff that's coming out out here when it comes to pop culture is a little fruity.
That's it.
All right, I'm going to play a couple of seconds or a couple of minutes of this because I've never heard about this.
The only reason I know about Lil Nas X is because he came out as gay and every damn news periodical, every news organization covered it as if it was a big deal.
All right, so without any further ado, let's just go ahead.
The engineers got the night off, folks, so I'm just here at the helm.
So you got to bear with me here.
But what I'm about to play is what is modern country now?
And guess, oh, guess who Lil Nas X did this duet with?
Billy Ray Cyrus.
Ah, fucking, give me a break.
You want to talk about a guy who sold not only his own soul, but his family's soul.
I'm talking Billy Ray Cyrus here, for Christ's sake.
And all he did was one-hit wonder, for Christ's sake, that nobody gives a shit about anymore, for Christ's sake.
Don't tell my heart, my inky breaky heart.
I'm going to blow a big fart.
That stupid song has carried Billy Ray Cyrus till he had to sell his daughter's soul out with a Hannah Montana crap.
Oh my God.
You know what?
Give me a break.
Okay, let's take a look at this, folks.
I've never heard this.
So we're going to hear this together.
This is Lil Nas X.
This is the black cowboy that came out as a homosexual.
And this is the big hit song.
This is modern country.
And this is why I don't listen to country, folks, all right?
This is why I don't listen to country.
All right, let's put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
All right, let's play this.
What is this?
This is what is passing off as country in today's America, folks.
All right, look at this.
What is this?
Old Town Road 1889.
Now, here is Lil Nas X. Here's Lil Nas X, the black cowboy.
Recently came out as a homosexual.
When you see a black man.
Hold on.
Whoa!
Man, Chris Rock, what happened to you, brother?
What happened to Chris Rock?
You were on top of the world of the comedy game, and now look at you.
You're doing little cameos and gay black cowboys videos.
I mean, this is, what a fall from grace, man.
What a fall from grace.
Let's keep going.
Jesus Christ.
You just gotta let them fly.
You've got to be kidding me, Chris Rock.
That is a horse pulse.
I'm telling you.
Daddy?
What?
Here's dumbass Billy Ray Cyrus.
Man, I hope this guy burns in hell.
I'm not even joking.
I hope you burn in hell, Billy Ray.
Hold on, who is this?
Oh, my God.
Wheelchair Jew.
Hey, bitch, are you going to do my 15?
I'm going to do it here in a second.
All right, wheelchair Jew, so sit there and shut up.
We're watching this gay black cowboy that is now modern day country music.
All right, so just give me a give me a second, you freaking milky liquor.
All right, put the PC shot on.
What is this?
And when's the music gonna happen?
It should be fine.
This seems like a two-bit piece of garbage country fucking movie.
Hey, wait a minute.
Wait, whites and blacks sharing the same canteen?
Did that happen back in the day?
I'd like to know that.
I want to be historically accurate here.
Every time I was here, they weren't too welcoming outsiders.
And to be honest with you, I wouldn't be sharing nothing with this guy because he's admitted homosexual and nothing against homosexuals or black homosexuals, but statistically, black homosexuals have the highest rate of HIV and STD infection.
So with all due respect, just based on the statistics, Billy Ray Cyrus is playing Russian roulette by letting this damn black man, this gay black cowboy, use his canteen.
So I'm telling you right now, you better watch out.
You don't get the AIDS.
With me this time.
Everything's going to be all right.
Uh-oh.
Oh, what the hell is going on?
Wait a minute.
They got a black cowboy going into a black hole.
I mean, how racist is this?
How subtly raised?
You're calling me racist?
They got a black cowboy going into a black hole.
And of course, because this guy is gay, this has to look like a sphincter, right?
Huh?
I mean, you don't think that the people in Hollywood are thinking about this.
Of course, it has to look like a sphincter.
All right?
Looks like a shit funnel.
Of course.
Look at him.
Look at this.
Oh, Jesus.
Old Town Road 2019.
What did this son of a bitch time travel or something?
Huh?
Mama.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Yeah, this is the song, folks.
This is the song that everybody in the country music demographic is waxing their carrot to.
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road.
I'm gonna ride till I can't no more.
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road.
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road.
This is the song here.
What is this?
What do you want?
Billy Gay Cyrus.
Billy Gay Cyrus.
Why do you hate the greatest country songs?
Wait a minute.
The greatest country star ever.
Are you kidding me?
Oh, my God.
Ghost equals racist homophobia.
I'm not racist, first of all, and I'm not homophobic.
Okay?
I'm not homophobic.
Hey, look, let's ban some of these people that are spamming here.
Ban these sons of bitches, all right?
Ban these sons of bitches.
Ban them all.
I'm not even jumping.
Ban their asses.
This is not the greatest country star out there, you assholes, all right?
This is not.
All right.
Oh, my God.
Happy Saturday, Ghostie.
I request that you watch the full video, XOXO, X-O.
Watch the full video.
All right, look, I'm just gonna let me play a couple more seconds of this little Nas X, the black gay cowboy.
All right?
And let's go ahead and put the PC shot on.
I mean, this is modern-day country, folks.
This is modern-day country.
Hold on, what is this?
Which crypto?
Heel gums.
I got a question.
What is your preferred altcoin amid the current bull run in crypto?
I would have to say either the privacy coins right now, Zcash.
To be honest with you, I hate to say this, but these Chainlink, you know, fucking bag holders, they've been right.
For whatever reason, Chainlink has been picked up by Google and picked up by some pretty big partners.
It's also been picked up to be bought and traded on Coinbase.
So just based on that fact right there, I would look at Chainlink.
And listen, the only reason I'm saying that is because of the fact that they've got partnerships.
Their technology is starting to come to fluition.
So privacy coins, Chainlink, and of course QTUM.
Any one of those, all right?
So anyway, let me get back to this ridiculous modern country.
Right till I can't no more.
I mean, you know, excuse me for thinking about stuff like this.
Whenever I see someone gay, and especially in this context, you see, this is a gay black cowboy.
I think to myself, while he's riding this thing, does he have a butt plug?
Is he sitting on a G.I. Joe with a condom on it?
I mean, seriously, man.
Got the horses in the back.
Horse stock isn't fashion.
Head is lighted black.
Got the boosters black and mash.
Riding on a horse.
Oh my God.
This is modern-day country.
Can't nobody tell me nothing.
I'm not, I'm not.
I'm not doing this.
All right, this is ridiculous.
Anyway, Lucifer, I hope you have a good time at your Brooks and Dunn concert.
But in my personal opinion, nothing beats the classics.
I'm talking Hank Williams, Senior, Junior, and Hank 3, a little bit of Johnny Cash, a little bit of Kenny Rodgers, baby.
You know, I mean, I like the old school stuff, man.
I don't like where the hell the whole country music is going, especially after this little Nas X situation.
I don't like how it's going.
All right, we got a couple of 15 buckers up in this son of a bitch.
So let's go ahead and get done with these 15 buckers.
And then we're going to ask the chat room whether, what should do?
All right, because we're doing whatever you want to do today.
We're going to talk about whatever you want to talk about.
It's a free format edition of the Saturday Night Troll Show.
Let's get to it.
We only got like two 15 buckers.
So let's get to them before they start piling up.
This one right here was requested by Wheelchair Jew.
Yeah, real funny, you idiot.
All right.
Wheelchair Jew requested this.
Put the PC shot on.
This one was requested by Wheelchair Jew.
What is this crap?
What the hell?
Chicken nigga watermelon nigga.
Bitch nigga.
Nigga.
White woman.
What the fuck?
What is this crap?
And wait a minute.
You mean to tell me that I'm racist?
I'm racist.
And YouTube allows shit like this to be put on their platform.
I'm the bad guy.
I'm the bad guy.
Fucking ear rape.
How is this on YouTube, but I'm the bad guy?
What the hell?
There's no need to feel down.
I said a young man.
Pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man.
Oh, no.
There's no need to be a happy you.
There's a place you can go.
I said a young man.
What the hell am I watching, man?
Can stay there.
And I'm sure you will find many ways to help us.
What the f why?
Why do y'all donate shit like that, wheelchair Jew?
What the hell was that supposed to accomplish, you milky-licking piece of nipple-clamp-loving butt plug-up-the-ass-looking idiot?
What is this?
Anonymous.
You didn't let the song breathe.
Give it 30 more seconds.
Oh, and RIP headphones.
I didn't let the song breathe.
What are you talking about?
That sounds like some kind of pseudo-gay saying or something.
You got to let it breathe.
Is that what you gay say when you got a ripe ass in front of you?
It's ripe and it smells like it inside of an ass.
You're like, you know what?
Just let it breathe.
Spread the cheeks.
All right.
Blow some air on it and let it breathe.
Let it breathe.
That was a fruity ass song, dude.
That's what that was.
That was a fruit bowl song.
And that's, you know, I'm telling you, this is why country's going down the tubes, dude.
Country music is going down the tubes, and it's sad.
All right, let's move on.
All right, let's move on over here.
This next 15-bucker, this next 15-bucker is by ST Mike and Goblin Coin.
All right.
ST Mike and Goblin Coin requested this and told me to play the whole video.
Okay, well, what the hell is this?
Oh, shit.
Hold on.
I skipped it.
Let It Breathe00:05:25
I skipped it.
Hold on.
Hi, Walter.
Oh, no.
What the fuck?
Where do y'all find this crap?
I don't know where y'all find this crap.
This one was requested by ST Mike Goblin Coin.
What the hell is this?
Hi, Walter.
I was at the mall today, and guess what happened?
I met the most wonderful girl.
Oh, Jesus.
We went shopping at JCPenney's and she tried on a lot of clothes.
Man, your autism is showing me.
I'm trying a whole lot of them.
You know what I mean?
Oh, my goodness.
We decided to go and take a look at some of the jewelry at Kay Jewelers, and she picked out this most awesome necklace.
The most amazing necklace I've ever seen.
What?
And I know she wanted me to buy it for her because she kept on looking at me and can't give me that look.
This is your typical millennial right here, folks.
We got kind of tired of the mall.
Typical millennial right now.
I brought her back to my place.
And I know she hates cameras, Walter, but I'm going to show you around anyway.
Are you ready?
What the hell is this?
WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT?!
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that, man?
That better be a fake, dude.
I'm not even joking around.
That better be a joke.
That better be a fake.
I mean, good God, man.
I mean, you could tell right off the bat when this son of a bitch was fucking yapping his gator that he was an autist.
All right, that better be fake, dude.
That better not be some, you know, sick maniac actually trying to show off some girl that he bagged.
Literally.
Oh, my God.
You see, what a Saturday Night Troll Show, folks.
The Saturday Night Troll Show, in effect, this is what you're going to get right here.
Sick-ass, twisted, disgusting garbage like that.
I mean, good God.
What is this?
Local live haul.
Vote for Sponheim.
Vote for Sponheim 2020, Sponheim Ghost Ticket 2020.
Well, I'm not running for anything 2020, baby.
I'll tell you that right now.
I'm voting for Trump 2020, the modern-day George Washington himself, the man who brought the power of the American government back to the people.
That's who I'm voting for, all right?
That's who I'm voting for.
So I'm not doing this.
All right.
I'm not doing this.
Anyway, let me go ahead and say cheers to everybody out there who's listening.
I'm going to be drinking some beer here, okay?
And I want to say Trump 2020.
Cheers to everybody out there that's chilling with me on the Saturday Night Troll show.
And I do want to say to everybody out there, please spread this show around the internets and throughout the world, baby, okay?
All right, we're underground.
You two thinks that they can stop me.
YouTube can suck it.
All right?
You two can suck it for Christ's sake.
Well, you know what?
Maybe they shouldn't suck it because they might want to.
All right.
I mean, with all due respect, the people that run YouTube are people that are probably servicing glory holes in public bathrooms all over Silicon Valley.
And I'm not joking.
So anyway, let me go ahead and say cheers to everybody out there who's listening to the broadcast, baby.
We're chilling.
It's a Saturday night troll show, baby.
Cheers, baby.
You know, I was going to have a fish fry today.
I was going to have my homeboys, Tyrone, Archie Lee, and Kuda Bang, which are my blacks.
You know, I got a lot of blacks.
People think that, I don't know, I'm a racist or something.
I got a lot of friends that happen to be black.
All right.
And I was thinking about having a fish fry because I love the way they fry that fucking catfish, baby.
I'm talking to my homies, Tyrone, Archie Lee, and Kuda Bang.
But I decided that, look, I'm going to have a Saturday Night Troll show.
And as a result, I'm not going to be able to have the time to be able to have a fish fry and doing all this stuff.
Hey, everybody in the chat room, if you're one of my blacks, press two in the chat room if you're one of my blacks, all right?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I'm already belching here.
You see, look, look at those blacks.
Look at all my blacks up in here for Christ's sake.
I'm not a freaking racist, man.
I'm a melting pot of friendship.
Look at all my blacks.
Look at all my blacks, for Christ's sake.
So for all you people that are saying that I'm a racist, I want to reiterate this one more again, okay?
I'm going to reiterate this one Mo again.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black, all right?
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Hispandex.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be spick, camel jockey, well, you know, whatever.
All right, whatever.
I didn't mean to say spit, excuse me.
Sorry about that.
That came out wrong.
You see, somebody said in the chat room, and it implanted in my head.
And, you know, you see, I'm not going to pay attention to the chat room, dude.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to say it.
I love Mexicans, dude.
I live in a Mexican city.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm not racist.
All right.
I live in a Mexican city.
I live in a city that's named after a Mexican saint.
All right.
San Antonio.
All right.
Original Human Being Black00:04:41
The field of local life.
Son of a bitch.
Ghost blacks equals imaginary.
Dude, I have black friends, dude.
I'm not joking around, man.
My boys, Tyrone, Archie Lee, and Kuda Bang, they're my boys, man.
And by the way, I know more about black history than you, sons of bitches.
I think I went into this a couple of shows ago about how the black man is the original human being on the planet.
You understand?
And that the black man was, and let's just be honest, they were the first human being on the planet.
We all know this.
I mean, even scientifically, we have unearthed fossil of bones of the first human being in Africa.
You understand that?
Through radioactive isotope dating, we know that the first human remains, the oldest human remains, comes from Africa.
And what happened was Africa, the black Africans from Africa, were a peaceful nation.
They were peaceful people.
They were a loving people.
And they lived off the land.
You know, they had kingdoms and they lived off the land.
They lived off of the land of Africa.
Got another way, let away, let away.
And occasionally, in their civilizations, they would have these genetic defects called albinos.
Okay.
And they thought that these genetic defects, these albinos, were evil.
So what they did is they would chuck these albino babies into caves.
They threw them into caves and just kind of, you know, expelled them and tried to get them out of their society until these genetic defect albinos came out of the caves and basically gave some payback to the Africans.
All right.
And this is where the wicked violence comes from.
The wicked violence, the wars, the famine, all right?
The destruction, the evil.
It comes from these genetic defect albinos.
And once the genetic defect albinos came in and started ruining the African cultures, this is why we are having this situation.
Hold on, what is this?
Etika skydiving account.
Look, don't talk about Etika.
All right.
Don't talk about Etika for Christ's sake.
All right.
But anyway, the people of Africa, the Africans, the blacks, their true essence of their humanity is peaceful.
They're a peaceful humanity.
Wear my blacks at.
Wear my blacks at.
I love my blacks.
I got a lot of black friends.
I do.
I also love you, Spics, Jews, Chinks, WAPs, Wetbacks, Sam.
I love them all.
What are you talking about, man?
Shut up in the chat.
I'm not racist.
I'm not racist.
I'm telling you all that the original human being is black.
As a matter of fact, I think I talked about this.
Jesus is black.
It says it in the Bible.
He had skin the color, he had olive skin, all right?
Olive skin and hair that resembled wool.
It says it in the Bible.
All right.
Jesus was black.
All right.
He had olive skin.
Okay.
And he had hair that looked like wool.
So I want to say cheers to black Jesus.
All right.
I mean, every time you're praying to Jesus, you're praying to black Jesus.
All right.
Abraham Lincoln.
All right.
He was also half black.
I don't know if y'all know that crap, huh?
I mean, Abraham Lincoln is the only president that has like a little lighter shade of brown tone to his skin.
Haven't you noticed that?
Huh?
Haven't you noticed that?
And then that kinky ass hair that he had and all this crap.
Hold on, who is this?
We was kings and shit.
Whoever the hell donated that two bucks, you're racist, all right?
I know more about black history than all of you, boy.
Do you understand that?
And not only was Abraham Lincoln a black, okay, not only was he black, he was also a homosexual.
He was our first gay president.
And if you don't believe me, let's go take a look back at how Abraham Lincoln grew up.
He grew up in a log cabin in Illinois.
We all know about that.
We all know about Honest Abe.
He grew up in a log cabin in Illinois.
And guess what they call the gay Republicans in today's modern America?
What do they call the gay Republicans?
The log cabin Republicans, you jerked it.
Kinky Hair Kings00:11:17
All right.
And look at Jessica White.
He's like, Z-Z-Z.
You want to know why?
Because you're a white nationalist piece of shit.
And I'm making you look lower than a leprechaun's nutsack with nothing but substance.
All right.
Nothing but substance.
The only people that don't like what I'm saying are a bunch of white nationalists, a bunch of Ku Klux Klan Nazis.
And I'm telling you right now, you don't know shit from Shy Nola.
All right.
I know the truth.
All right, assholes.
I know the truth.
And look, nocturnal 110, if your stupid loser ass doesn't like it, then get the hell out of here, you racist.
Get the hell out of here, you fucking bigot.
You guys are bigots.
All right.
All of you, you're bigots.
And it's showing.
Son of a bitch.
All right, who is this?
Etika Skydiving Academy requested this 15 bucker.
What the hell is this?
Etika Skydiving Academy.
Hold on, wait, what the fuck is this?
Are you shitting me, dude?
Put the PC shot on.
This one was requested by Etika Skydiving Academy.
What the hell is this?
Why are y'all still trolling on Etika, dude?
Seriously, this is horrible.
I mean, seriously, man.
Ah!
Ah, good God.
Oh, yeah, real funny.
Yeah, real funny asshole.
Who the hell donated that one?
Etika Skydiving Academy.
Yeah, real funny, you piece of shit.
Yeah, real fucking funny, man.
I'm sitting here trying to do a Saturday Night Troll Show, and this is the kind of garbage you're spitting at me, man.
All right.
You know what?
I feel like watching a movie because you assholes, you know, you guys are pissing me off.
All right.
It's an impromptu, all right, free format, Saturday Night Troll Show.
How many people want to sit here, watch a movie?
Press one in the chat if you want to watch a movie, for Christ's sake.
All right, and no, we're not watching boss N-Word, all right?
We're not going to do that, all right?
Look at all the people.
111, everybody wants to watch a movie, all right?
Let's go ahead and do this.
Let's watch a funny movie.
Let's watch one that's going to, you know, get us laughing.
That's going to, you know, keep us, you know, gut wrench laughing.
You know what I'm saying?
And I've got just the perfect movie.
But before I start the movie, I'm going to break out some tobacco.
Okay.
So just everybody right now, let me just do me here for about five or ten minutes.
Let me do me here for about five or ten minutes and we're going to watch a movie together.
And I'm going to be giving my commentary over the movie.
Get to the markets, gums.
Dude, it's a Saturday Night Troll Show.
I'm not covering the markets tonight, you jerk dick.
I'm not covering the markets tonight, man.
I mean, good God, it's a Saturday Night Troll Show, okay?
We're going to watch it.
It's not going to be a long movie.
It's a documentary, and it's a pretty funny one to say that.
And moreover, after the movie, we're going to look for some streamers.
We're going to do some rating.
And then after the rating, we're going to see if we can call the date line.
And after the date line, we'll see if we have any more time left over to do some radio graffiti and all this other stuff.
All right.
So that's what we're going to do tonight at the Saturday Night Troll Show impromptu free format edition.
All right.
And look, I talked about this yesterday.
I asked you sons of bitches if you wanted to watch a movie.
And as you can see, there's a lot of people that are like, yeah, let's watch a damn movie.
I've got a good one, folks.
And it's going to be a funny movie.
Now, let me go ahead and break up this tobacco.
All right.
Let me break up this tobacco for Christ's sake.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Everybody, look, everybody shut up.
I'm doing me.
All right.
Oh, look.
Oh, no fucking movie.
You know, Flamin' Wheelchair, go shove your goddamn stupid, ridiculous, troll terrorist garbage up your ass.
And you, too, Lord Cooler, if you don't like it, then get the fuck out of here.
All right.
If you don't like it, get out.
Nobody's asking you to stay here.
If you don't like it, sit there and shut your stupid mouth.
If you don't like it, then get the fuck out.
And no, a friendly medic.
We're not going to do a fucking My Little Pony movie, you dumb jerk dick.
All right, Jesus Christ.
You know what?
I'm smoking my tobacco, all right?
I'm doing me.
I'm doing me for five minutes.
And if you people in the chat room don't shut up, I might just end the fucking broadcast.
How do you like that, huh?
Oh, I'll just end the fucking broadcast.
If you sons of bitches are gonna continue to treat me like a piece of crap, all right?
I'll just end the goddamn broadcast, you son of a bitch.
All right, let me have my frickin' tobacco.
That's some good full-body tobacco here.
Some full-body tobacco here.
You gotta hold it and let it hit the brain, baby.
All right, Jesus.
Oh my god.
Every time I take a hit of some tobacco, mucus starts coming out of my goddamn orifices, for Christ's sake.
So I need a goddamn tissue.
Give me a tissue here.
All right.
And shut up.
Don't call me.
Don't fucking tempt me, dude.
I'll end this son of a bitch.
I'll end this son of a bitch.
You idiots in the chat room, shut the fuck up.
I'm not joking around.
Give me my goddamn anime stream when I'm not gonna fucking ever play anime.
Are you shitting me?
Anime is for genetic defect autist millennials that know that they'll never bump a real live one, so they chafe their penises, whacking it to cartoon-fetished women.
All right, in the field of local live.
End it, bitchler.
Dude, fucking, I'm not.
Don't tempt me, dude.
Seriously.
You're lucky I'm even here, man.
I mean, you think I like wasting my fucking weekends with you people?
Huh?
You think I'm gonna waste my weekends with you people if y'all are gonna continue to treat me like this?
I deserve more respect, man.
Fucking Lisa Jones eating migrant mouth hugging pieces of fucking trailer park trap rimming trash.
Don't tempt me, dude.
I'm not even do not tempt me.
Do not tempt me, or I'll end this son of a bitch.
And I'll go to a bar right now.
I could be at a bar right now, you son of a bitch.
Instead, I'm chilling with all of you.
You should be showing me a little bit of fucking appreciation, man.
Jesus Christ give me my drink all right I got I got a I got a movie for you, all right?
I got a movie for you that is going to.
I enjoy it.
Me and Mrs. Ghost enjoy it.
And it's a classic.
Now, many of you folks have probably not seen this movie, but it has some of the jackass characters.
You know, the characters from Jackass.
Local live hall.
Hold on, what is this?
Anonymous.
What is this?
Speaking of My Little Pony, Hasbro outsourced the next MLP series to the Japanese anime studio, TMS Entertainment.
So I guess meme magic is real.
I told you.
Ah, yeah.
MLP and Anime combined.
Can you believe that?
So does that mean that the My Little Pony characters aren't going to have round eyes anymore?
Local Live Home Entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Hey, ghosts, stop banning me from you.
Well, stop spamming, asshole.
Was considering an inner circle slot because I actually enjoy the show and could use some pay-for-friends.
Nigger.
Yeah, you fuck you.
All right, asshole.
Fuck you.
All right.
Unironic, whatever your fucking name is.
The reason you're getting banned is because you're spamming garbage.
All right.
And we're not doing any of that stuff.
We're not condoning spam.
All right.
I mean, it takes a tard to spam.
And, you know, we already have enough tards.
All right.
And by the way, I am not entertainment for tards.
I just want to reiterate that right off the bat before we get done doing anything else in this broadcast.
I am not entertainment for tards.
I'm just going to reiterate that.
All right.
Now, what I'm going to play here, and give me about five minutes.
It's about 9:58 p.m. here in San Antonio, Texas.
Give me about five minutes.
I want to chug a couple of beers.
I want to smoke some tobacco.
And then I want to enjoy this movie.
Okay.
I want to enjoy this movie.
It's got some of the jackass characters in it.
What is this?
Albin's dirty wheelchair.
What is this shit?
Trump on Epstein in 2002.
He's a lot of fun to be with.
It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do.
And many of them are on the younger side.
You doubt about that.
That's a fucking lie.
That's a fucking lie.
That's Democrat propaganda.
That's fucking Democrat propaganda.
You're a goddamn liar.
You're a goddamn liar, man.
All right.
Is the movie going to be bad ground?
No, it's not.
That was a pretty good.
No, it's not.
Let me tell you, I want to be honest with you.
This movie that I'm about to play, I don't think many of you have seen.
It is a hilarious movie.
Look, I don't want to give you too many hints.
It does have some jackass characters in it, but I just want to get a couple of freaking beers in me so we can laugh together.
All right.
I mean, that's what I'm trying to do.
I'm trying to extend my hand in friendship, of course, with a rubber glove on it.
All right.
And I'd like to just say, hey, look, we're going to watch something here, and it's going to be funny.
We're all going to enjoy it.
All right.
We're all going to enjoy it.
All right.
So if you know somebody that appreciates movies, if you know somebody that would like something like this, go ahead and send them an email, send them an instant message, whatever the case might be, and tell them that we're chilling here.
And we are going to be watching some, so just a movie, just a real quick movie, all right?
Just a real quick movie.
We're not going to be, you know, doing this all night here.
We're just going to just do it here quickly because we do want to, you know, provide entertainment for the folks that are out there listening to the broadcast.
And it is a Saturday Night Troll show.
And this movie, I'm telling you, you have not seen it.
All right.
You have not seen it.
So everybody just calm down.
Like everybody in the damn chat room is already trying to guess what the movie is.
Like they're fucking experts.
Like they're Miss Cleo psychic or something.
Can you all just calm down?
I need another beer, by the way.
Any other fucking beer?
Quick Movie Watch00:02:59
All right.
We're on it.
You know what time it is?
I need more beer.
And by the way, I've got some, I've got some goddamn bottles this time around.
So you got a lot of bottles that are going to be drank tonight.
I'm not even joking around.
More beer, baby.
All right.
More beer.
And don't judge me.
Like I said, these are different beers.
Every time that I sit back with you, these few folks, I'm about to say gentlemen.
Most of you are a bunch of fruit bowls.
But I drink different kinds of alcohol.
That just goes to show you I'm a connoisseur.
All right.
I'm not out here drinking the same Kentucky fried chicken piss every goddamn time I'm on here.
All right.
Haggard.
Well, look at Oliver Coswell over here.
Look, he must be a big CKY fan.
Are we going to watch Haggard?
Are we going to watch Haggard?
Watch Good Burger.
I actually like Good Burger.
That's probably one of the last black, innocent movies that was ever made before they, you know, started getting down with the hood and busting caps and pimping hoes and doing drugs and all this other stuff.
But no, we're not watching Good Burger either.
All right, let me take a chug of this.
Office space.
I just saw Office Space with Mrs. Ghost the other day.
No, we're not watching Office Space.
Falling Down.
Man, that's a badass Mike Douglas movie right there, Falling Down.
If you have not seen Falling Down, I would strongly advise you to do so.
It's about an idiot that goes ape shit and decides to start, you know, I don't know.
I don't want to give away the movie, but it's pretty good.
Caillou Han Hanzo Caillou, are you kidding me?
I hated Caillou, man.
He was a fucking, like the precursor to your average autist.
I always thought, and I think I shared this with you guys, that the reason that they treated this little brat with kid gloves was because he had cancer.
I thought he was a cancer kid, and that's why they treated this stupid idiot with kid gloves like, oh, Caillou, are you okay?
I'm not even joking.
I thought it was a cancer kid.
I thought he had cancer.
I didn't even realize that he was just a spoiled autist.
Thought he had cancer.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, don't y'all find it weird that this little stupid bald kid was out here getting treated like, you know, he would just do a bunch of stuff.
Oh, look at Oliver Carswell, Viva LaBam Christmas special.
He's pulling them all out.
I'm telling you, you're getting close there, Oliver Carswell.
All right, you're getting close.
You're getting close.
Here, let me smoke some tobacco here.
All right.
Let me smoke some tobacco.
Look at these people.
They want the adventures of Mr. Nolegs.
Song About Glory Hole00:09:35
Look at this shit.
The Adventures of Mr. Nolay got me some full-body tobacco up in here, man.
All right, the kind of stuff that grows hair on your chest, boy.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Man, I need another tissue.
I'm sorry, folks.
i got mucus coming out of orifices out here bam's unholy union I would never air that.
I think that was the downfall of Bam Myjera.
And by the way, that chick that he married in Bam's Unholy Reunion, wasn't she Jewish?
I thought she was Jewish.
And I think she juiced and literally just ruined Bam Myjera.
Bam My Jara's never been the same ever since.
He's never been the same ever since.
What is this?
Watching a movie is lazy streaming.
Fuck you.
And my name is unironically ironic, you fucking boo.
I don't care what your stupid name is.
I actually do enjoy your content and listen for crypto advice when I can since I work nights.
Also nigger.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I really believe you, you sick twisted bastard.
Yeah, I really believe you.
You see, why do people fucking donate and say shit like that?
All right?
I mean, seriously.
Why do you say shit like that?
I don't even need to be here.
Do you understand that?
I don't even need to be here, you piece of crap.
I could be having a weekend right now, baby.
I could be having a weekend right now.
I could be at the bar right now.
So I would appreciate if you stupid internet people would appreciate that I'm even here, all right?
Yeah, fuck all of you saying that I'm a lazy hand, but go fuck yourselves, all right?
Here, take a whiff of that, all right?
I'm lazy.
I'm not lazy for Christ's sake.
I just did a six-hour show yesterday, and I'm here tonight.
What the hell's your fucking problem?
What's your problem, man?
What's your goddamn problem, man?
I'm telling you, I'm this close to ending this fucking broadcast and saying the hell with you people.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm this close to just saying the hell with you people, all right?
And I'm done with it, all right?
I'm done with you people.
I can't believe you people can sit here and besmirch me in this capacity right after I just done a damn fucking six-hour, over six-hour show yesterday.
Stupid asshole.
I'm telling you, you guys make me sick.
You're lucky we're not in a damn bar room right now, boy.
I'm telling you right now.
You're lucky we ain't in a damn barroom because I'd start punching people in the face.
Lord Cooler, I'd punch you in the nose.
All right.
I'm not even joking around.
Jessica, why'd I kick you in the balls?
All right?
I'm not even joking around.
Galliad Gallstones, I'm giving you a slap.
All right?
Yeah, dentures for Crippler.
Yeah, fuck you.
I've got all my teeth, asshole.
I've got all my teeth.
All right?
And if we were in a bar room, hey, Keem Scares, I'd give you a slap Ike Turner style, you piece of crap.
All right?
Piece of garbage.
Same with you, Bond Dayton.
I'd put a boot in your hole.
Piece of crap.
Telling you, man.
Unappreciative, man.
You know what, Tim McCrab, you and Khabib.
I'd force you to eat a ham sandwich.
I'd force you to eat a ham sandwich, Jehudi.
Give me my drink.
Mr. No.
Look, people.
People want to watch the adventures of Mr. Nolegs.
I don't think so, man.
All right.
I don't think so.
All right.
I'm not joking.
You idiots.
You idiots are pissing me off.
I mean, you, goddamn it, you're lucky this ain't a damn barroom.
I'm not even kidding, man.
I would start slapping you idiots around so hard that your great-great-grandkids would have black eyes.
And you'd call it the old ghost shiner birth fucking mark or whatever the hell you'd call it.
I'm a bad man.
You sons of bitches don't understand, baby.
All right?
I'm feared around these parts.
All right.
Whenever I walk into a room, people can sense my aura and they have their backs to me.
They just look back and see what the hell's going on over there.
I'm a bad man.
I'm telling you, and I've told you a thousand times.
If I clinch my fist, put them in my pocket and go outside, I can be arrested for carrying lethal weapons.
I'm a bad man.
Do you understand that?
I'm a bad man.
And you punks in the goddamn chat room are lucky that we ain't in a barroom right now.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
And who is this?
End the stream, bitch.
You like being here and taking abuse.
Here's 69 cents so you know what I did to your granny.
Man, fuck you.
Don't talk about my granny.
I'm telling you, let me tell you, you guys are pieces of garbage.
All right.
Hey, look, get banned eagers, get him out of here.
Ban that idiot.
Trying to show an ASCII penis.
Nobody wants to sit here and watch an ASCII penis, son of a bitch.
I'm telling you, I'm a bad man.
You guys are lucky we're not in a damn barroom, boys.
I'm not even joking.
I'd stop a mud hole in each and every one of your asses, kick it dry, and then take a dirty diarrhea of shit in it, and all you could do is look back at me with a brown smile about it, boy.
You know it, and I know it.
Hold on, Wheelchair Jew, piece of crap.
Hey, ghost, just suck a dick, end the show.
Yeah, fuck you, Wheelchair Jew.
And look, Saturday Night Glory Hole for 15 bucks.
In the field of local live.
Astrio, are you shitting me?
Can we please watch Full Metal Jacket?
Full Metal Jacket.
Babyrace, Babyrace, Babyrace.
Shut up.
You're a kid, and I'm going to continue to baby.
There's no, you must be over 18 to listen to this broadcast.
All right.
Jesus, now you're making me belch.
All right.
You got to be over 18 years of age to listen to this broadcast.
Look, somebody gave me a 15-bucker.
We got to play that shit now.
All right.
Saturday Night Glory Hole.
Okay.
This is what Saturday Night Glory Hole requested for a 15-bucker.
What the hell is this?
Hold on.
Let me make sure.
Let me make sure that this doesn't show any kind of pornographic material or something.
Put the PC shot on.
Put the PC shot on.
Look, this was requested by Saturday Night Glory Hole.
And this is why you have to be 18 years of age or older to watch this broadcast.
Put it on.
What the hell?
What is this shit?
This is a song about a glory hole.
This is an actual song about a glory hole.
You've got to be kidding me.
There's a hole in the wall where you put your cocking ball.
Oh, my God.
But you never really know who's sucking on the other side.
Oh, my God.
Is it a boy or a girl or a lady matter?
What the hell?
Only I don't wanna know who's sucking my dick today.
Oh my god, this is horrible.
What kind of a song is this?
Oh my god.
All right, that's all.
I've had enough.
I've had enough.
This is enough.
Who requested this?
And secondly, how in the hell can somebody actually write a song about a glory hole?
And not to mention, this is on YouTube.
How come this is on YouTube and I get banned?
Can somebody answer me that fucking question, please?
Why is that on YouTube and I'm banned?
All right, how come that shit's on YouTube, but I get banned?
This is bullshit, YouTube.
That's bullshit.
It makes me sick, dude.
I'm not even joking around.
Ban engineer politics.
We're not spamming out here.
Ban his ass.
Ban his ass.
They banned me on YouTube because I'm a bad boy.
Because what a bunch of crap, dude.
What a bunch of crap.
It makes me sick.
You know that fucking deserve more respect than this.
All right.
Jesus Christ, give me my drink.
Dead Guys Tour00:03:43
Oliver Carswell, Dunn and Don Vito's Rock Tour.
Well, this son of a bitch, he found out what we're watching.
That's right.
That's what we're going to be watching, folks.
The Dunn and Don Vito tour.
That's actually pretty good.
Pretty good there, Oliver Carr, as well.
I mean, who the hell are you, huh?
I mean, what do you rab himself?
I mean, Jesus Christ, all right.
Now, for all those that have never seen this broadcast, all right, or seen this video.
This is the Dunn and Don Vito tour when Ryan Dunn, both these guys are dead, by the way.
All right, they're both dead.
Ironically, okay.
Dunn and Don Vito go out for like, I think it's a 40-night tour, and it's one of the most scuffed, the most scuffed tours that I have ever seen in my life.
And they put a documentary and they compiled a short movie about this.
It's about an hour in the movie.
And let's see, it's 10 o'clock.
Let's go ahead and put the PC shot on and let's go ahead and talk about it.
Let's go ahead and do this.
Hold on, let me pop out the chat here for a second so I can make sure that everybody out here can check out everybody out here and what the hell they're talking about instead of being a bunch of milky liquors out here.
All right, who do we got here?
All right, here we go.
Let's go ahead and put the PC shot on and let's get to the Dunn and Don Vito tour.
All right, the Dun and Don Vito tour.
Hold on, let me do this again here.
All right, here we are.
We've got this.
Everybody there?
Everybody ready?
All right, let's put, let's play this.
Well, this could have been called the Dun, Don Vito, and Deco tour, but this happened.
Now, this is pretty scuffed.
Of course, this is D. Camilio and his comedies.
Kind of a weirdo.
Never really a big D. Camilio fan.
Even though there were a lot of people that liked D. Camillio.
I don't know why.
I think he's a little goofy.
A little side note: D. Camillo.
Oh, Jesus.
On a side note, D. Camillo actually set a record playing a game.
He's making a living as a gamer.
Does it feel good?
The tour's through it.
All right.
He's actually making a living as a gamer.
All right, this is silly.
We all get it.
You know, it's a fake hand.
I'm going to be over with you.
I don't know if there's any like nudity in here.
I forgot.
But I'm telling you, D. Camilio is now making a living off these games.
He set a record about the highest score scored on a game for all of these flows.
Now, let me explain to you here: this is a tour that Ryan Dunn did with Don Vito.
He's a scuffed-ass tour.
And the whole concoction of this tour makes this whole documentary that funnier.
And ironically, both these guys are dead.
So, you know, it is what it is.
All right.
I'm sitting in New York and Nick is telling me I got to leave the next morning.
And he's got me on a flight.
Ryan Dunn.
I actually like Ryan Dunn.
I just blew it the hell off.
He lived on the edge, to say the least.
Look at this.
Look at this guy.
Look at this guy living on the edge.
R.I.P. Dunn.
Hey, what's up, Mark Vaughan in the house?
R.I.P. Dunn, definitely.
And somebody concocted this tour.
And, you know, you got Dunn, you got Don Vito.
5 a.m. expects me to get on it.
That's ridiculous.
Living On The Edge00:16:13
I'm in Texas.
They're in Austin, Texas, maybe my former hometown right there.
And of course, they'd be in Austin, Texas.
Texas is where everybody wants to go.
And there's Don Vito.
Abacus.
Oh, shit.
So we put Don and Don Vito together and called it Don and Don Vito.
The Dun and Don Vito tour.
And look, you neckbeards.
I want y'all to look at Don Vito in this movie, Neck Beard, in Sales and Forever List.
You guys have any bands that might want to go on this.
And he was like, I've got two bands that would work out great.
This new band, Fight Paris.
So they got a couple of bands to go with Dumb and Don Vito to make it a whole tour.
It's an older band, a little more mature sound, open hand.
Everything's great.
Everything's going as planned.
Welcome to the road.
Man, just to believe it.
Look at Don Vito.
Look at the chicks Don Vito scoring, dude.
Look at the chicks Don Vito is scoring, dude.
Now I have to go hang out with Vito, knowing that he's going to be absolutely ridiculous.
He tries to be good, but he just doesn't pull it off.
So he's just a big pile of trouble.
Yeah, tell me about here.
He needs a tuba following old Don Vito.
Pop on.
Immediately, this thing looks like shit.
Oh man, there's a little fridge back here.
We can put six packs of soda in here and candy bars.
So they got a shitty bus.
The first bus we got, I mean, it looked like, you know, Ward Cleaver was driving it the day before.
It was awful.
And then just to throw salt on the wound, the air conditioning blows out.
No air conditioning in Texas.
I'm telling you, that's the last thing you want.
Hey, look, these guys are sweating like sweat hogs in a bus that has no air condition in the middle of summer in Texas.
It's ridiculous.
Imagine the stench.
It's unbearable.
Like, you sit there and you sweat.
Those buses don't have windows that you can open.
So you got one little window in the front, one little one on the side, and the rest is just basically a sauna working off of.
Oh, my God.
Everybody.
This is obviously my fault.
I'm trying to keep it cool, you know, pretend like it's not that big of a deal.
Let's get this bus situation fixed.
Fuck God.
We should just take the windshield out so we can't get it.
This guy right here is the manager of the tour.
He's managing the tour out.
I can't hear you.
We don't have a windshield.
I don't want to hear anything about Hot.
You're some D. Camillo bitch.
Once again, he's making money.
Decamillo's making money, Damon.
Bill, it's Nick Dunlap.
Listen, we've got some issues, man.
There's no, there's, first of all, I'm on a late 70s Eagle.
When I talked to you, it's supposed to be a mid-90s van rule.
We very specifically discussed that.
It's real hot.
You kept drinking more beer and sweating.
Then we started getting delirious.
That's all you could do.
Just by the day.
Yeah.
All over Texas.
100-degree weather.
I mean, as hottiers a bus.
Let's go start with the bottom.
100-degree weather in the middle of Texas in a tour bus that has no air conditioning.
The business.
What a great start to the tour.
It's not his bus, you know.
But you can tell that he's just feeling like everyone bitching so much that it's already getting to him immediately.
The longer we're on this bus, the less that anybody even wants to be a part of this whole tour.
So I'm losing a lot of, you know, morale and I'm losing momentum.
And this thing's going on for a month.
It's going on for like 40 days.
So I can't really afford to lose momentum in day two.
Everybody's struggling.
You know, I agree, I don't understand the Dean Camillo.
I demanded a detour from Harker Heights, Texas to Austin.
No!
Austin to Harker Heights, Texas.
I got so mad.
I wasn't even there.
I had to go all the way there and take a detour for no reason.
We're on our way to a show.
Well, we have to be there.
Sound check.
There's bands.
It's in that.
That doesn't matter.
Hotel lobby finds a brochure about go-kart racing.
Well, Don's super into racing, and he's like, we are going.
Really want to climb up this racetrack.
Watch us halftime.
Watch us halftime.
It's going to take an hour and a half to get there.
No, it's not ironic.
So the airplane go-kart race really fast.
Hour and a half.
Decided this is my one small chance of having a little bit of happiness in my shitty, piddly life.
And so I demand that we go to this go-kart track to the displeasure of Vito.
They're waiting on Darren to do the sounds here.
I don't want the band just standing around like one hour?
Tell me to go get a chip.
They're already kicked off.
They're already pissed off of me.
Give me the phone.
I'll call them and tell them to go get a goddamn beat.
I mean, what's the problem if we're half hour late?
God, you guys are.
You're going to have to win the push.
I'm telling you, look, he's the star, so he wants to do his day of thing.
So he wants the whole damn tour to detour to go to a goddamn racing place of all places.
Big ones for Vito.
Huge one.
But we all know Dunn, man.
He lived on the edge.
You like going real fast.
Hey, Richard Fitzwell, shut up.
If you don't like it, then get out of here, you milky liquor.
Vito's still bitching because that's what he does best.
And I get everybody in there, and I, you know, I buy tickets for everybody.
You're going to go down here and be four, three quarters.
I mean, we're looking at two legends in our Twitter city, Ryan Dunn.
Don Vito, all right?
They're not here anymore.
Pay some goddamn respects.
Helmets.
And this thing helped air conditioning up next.
Are you kidding me?
What kind of like 12-year-old garbage is this?
I mean, I guess you can hit each other.
I guess you can play some bumper cars.
I would have been more worried about going to the gig and you know it's going to be at an alcoholic beverage establishment.
You know, there's going to be chicken.
You got cookies and rooms.
Now we're going to sit on the hottest buses and rush hour tracks.
I'll give no time to relax, but I got a rush and drink buried.
I can't believe I just paid for that.
This is fucking like 17-year-old shit.
Dunn quits before everyone's going to be able to do it.
That's what I just said, Doug.
And he just detoured the whole track.
He got fed up for pitched the fit and just quit.
Okay, I'm not racing these cars.
I got the slowest car around.
Like, I'm not doing this anymore.
Garbage.
It's going to get a little bit more excited.
I'm still going to be able to get away from this.
Vito be mad that we stopped to go go-kart racing.
Now I'm mad.
I miss these guys.
Especially Ryan Dunn.
Dunn Vito was always like good filler.
He's got three guy pedal in the middle.
See, all the players are on the floor right ahead of them, and they're just dicking around.
You know what that means?
Hey, you know what?
Now we're on our way.
Fuck you.
I don't smoke crap.
You stupid jerk kick.
Who sat here?
I just, instead of soaking the homes over, I destroyed it.
I just laid it curl a sweat.
You're going to try to kill us?
Alright, so we're on to our next show, Club Called Heroes.
Mr. Vito!
You need a beer or something?
Yeah, hold on.
Hiya! Hiya! Hiya! Hiya!
I'm Rachel!
Nice to meet you!
Now here it is, the insults.
Pause this.
Pause this right now.
Listen to me.
The reason I'm showing you this because I know I've got a lot of incels, a lot of forever alone, a lot of neckbeards out here that are always pissing and moaning that it's so hard to get women.
I am trying to show you that it's not hard.
All you have to do, it's three things, okay?
First thing, you got to be an attractive person.
And if you're not an attractive person, that doesn't mean that you're ever going to get chicks like this, but that means you have to go to either two and three, okay?
Two, you have to be an unbelievable capitalist, okay?
An unbelievable capitalist so you can buy women like this, or have some level of attention because that's what women love.
They love dudes that get a lot of attention, especially when you're doing a show and you're touring in this capacity.
So I'm just telling you all, and people want me to put it in theater mode.
Hold on, let me see how that looks.
How's that?
Is that better?
Anyone prefer the theater mode or the regular mode?
The theater mode or regular mode.
Anybody?
And by the way, I need some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
I need more beer.
All right.
But I just want to go ahead.
All right.
Cheers.
We'll go ahead and put it in theater mode.
I do want to let everybody know that this is not hard.
And take a look at the amount of chicks a fat, disgusting piece of smelly, abscessed, infected Don Vito gets in this picture.
Okay.
It is not hard.
You understand what I'm saying, Nickbeards?
It is not hard.
All right, let's play it.
Let's play it.
Start drinking.
Everyone gets wasted.
Fight Paris goes on.
They play their set.
Chicks dig it.
The show is...
Check it.
Look.
Look at this show.
Basically, it's kind of, you know, half crowd participation.
25% bad stand-up comedy and 25% kind of stunts.
Man, these guys are lucky.
You know, this is how you can make a tour.
This is all done in Don Vito Dick.
I mean, look at this.
They're at a bar.
I mean, look at this.
A wild ass time.
They get paid to do this.
Don and Vito Stage show.
Like, it's pretty routine.
You know, Dunn chugs a ball at Tequila.
Or not a ball, but enough that will make any man die the next day.
And he does it constantly.
Man, let him chug that Cuervo, dude.
Let him chug that Cuervo.
I wing it based on the crowd, and the more drunk the crowd is, the more they laugh.
Vito's job is pretty easy, though, on stage.
He basically goes up there, sits in a chair, takes his shoe off, girls suck his toe.
That's Don Vito, dude.
Girls go up there and suck his toe.
That's over for about a half minutes.
How you like that?
Take a look at this, Nickbeards.
Take a look at this, neckbeards!
Ah!
Oh!
That's right, Bubba.
That's disgusting, dude.
But you see, that's dragged air tricks.
Watch me.
I just came out and drank beer.
I mean, look at Don Vito over here.
Oh, I got no!
No!
Let me support the take the PC shot off!
Sorry about that.
I didn't realize that there was, you know, it's mind-boggling how Vito.
It must be 18 years of age for me.
Let me see your shits.
They're like, yeah, there's my ticket out.
I'm going to Hollywood.
Oh, my God.
Take it off.
Take it off.
Oh, my God.
I didn't realize that there was this many breasts.
My player, that's all Don Vito's doing.
Signing breasts.
I didn't realize I forgot about this part.
Vito stayed up all night popping the Viagra just to get a super hard arm with some local babies.
Yeah, them girls were hot.
But the only thing that they weren't was hot.
Then they went and did an interview in the morning.
This sucks, and this is my world.
Vito, Corolla, and I staying up all night so we can do stupid interviews at 5 a.m.
Wait.
Alright, so it's almost 9 o'clock in the morning.
We've been up all night because we have to do a stupid TV interview and we're getting delirious.
And Vito has some pixie dust in his bag.
And he said if you put it on your dick, it makes it hard.
Turns out he gave me fucking salad dressing to rub into my cock.
So now I got a moist dick that smells like Italian house.
And when we couldn't drink anymore, is when we finally decided it was time to do this interview.
So we get off the bus, me and Ryan, and Vito won't get off.
Welcome to Beaumont.
Oh, thank you.
What's your name?
And look at this.
Vito is so loaded.
I mean, he's got to be like, what is he?
I forgot what age he died.
Vito, come on.
He's an obese 50-year-old plus man.
He can't.
He's completely drunk.
And they're doing an interview for a local base news show.
It's not going to take that long.
Let's just go digital.
It's funny Don Vito.
Let's go.
Into the studio.
So we walk in the front door of what seemed like a very respectable place to a secretary who appeared to be about 55 years old and very now watch Vito.
Watch a drunken Vito.
Oh, don't say what I'm gonna have to say.
Vito.
Not yet.
Not yet.
Back here.
Unfortunately, this kind of activity is what got Don Vito in trouble with the law, unfortunately.
I mean, do you think anybody could do this in modern day America?
Are you kidding me?
I mean, Don Vito would have been charged with sexual harassment here.
And enter, and enter the trouble.
Oh, whoa!
How you guys doing?
Hey, hey, hey, shut up, Nico.
I don't look up to these people.
They're entertainers.
It's entertaining.
They had like a small crowd, like a little audience to watch this show.
Maybe 20 people or so.
Well, Vito sees one chick that he wants to hang out with.
So Vito has a beer, grabs this chick, and they go and sit in these nice couches.
That's what I'm talking about.
Hey, Han Hanzo, you're the same kind of fruit that whacks your carrot to damn cartoon women, so who gives a shit about what you have to say?
They look like Don Vito, for Christ's sake.
Long audio, they keep having to reshoot because the audio doesn't work.
Fat Asshole Interruptions00:15:00
You can't control the guy.
Oh!
No kidding, man.
3, 2, 1.
Man, look at this.
Look at a drunken Don Vito, huh?
Look at this.
Sorry.
And I'm going to talk to you, Ryan.
Can I just explain?
Five, four, three, two, five, one, two, three.
Hey, welcome back to the show.
I'm joined this afternoon by two very familiar faces on MP.
Hey, don't say that I'm Don Vito.
I'm a carbon copy of Don Vito and you start a sack of crap.
Oh, we were waiting on him.
Ban these people that are spamming.
Ryan, kind of explain to our viewers what you guys are doing at Tagger tonight.
We're on tour right now.
It's called the Dun and Don Vito Tour, and basically it's a lot of Don Vito babysitting.
Oh, it's Dr. Leo!
Tom!
They're rerouting something.
Hold on.
Two, five.
Welcome back and get out of here.
Whose dad is this?
This is just another day in Don Vito's mind.
These assholes get back on the bus only to tell Nick, who's in the middle of styling his hair like a three-musketeer, not the candy bar, about how disastrous the whole event was.
And he had to pull some serious strings to get it in the first place.
Hi, Nick.
What the fuck did I screw into every time I set these guys up with something like burning these bridges for me?
They created no arable footage whatsoever and will never be invited back again.
Man, I'm telling you, completely damn drunk.
And there's this picture frame, this nice little like puppy.
Hey, man, these people that are spamming the frame and the pictures, like a whole family, like some mom and some dad and like their four kids.
I found this on a tour bus.
Now watch this.
Hold on, pause this.
Now, I want you to watch this here.
Okay, hold on.
Let me take this off.
People want me to put this in dark mode.
All right.
Let me put it in dark mode.
Okay, here.
All right.
Y'all happy now?
We're putting it in dark mode, okay?
Now, what?
And I realize that this business is a little bit more than a hundred.
What is this?
Oh, my God.
Hey, Bride, donated a total of $30 now.
So here's another video for you.
Oh, fuck niggers and fuck you.
Clean up your fucking cans or off.
You know what?
Fuck you, Wheelchair Jew.
I don't know who the hell you are.
I don't know who the hell you are, Wheelchair Jew, but you better calm your ass down, all right?
You need to calm your ass down for Christ's sake.
I mean, first of all, I don't like your name, Wheelchair Jew.
I know you're making that a reference to me, okay?
So I'd like for you to calm your ass down with that shit.
And look, everybody else in here, hold on.
Don Vito equals ghost.
The only thing missing is a wheelchair.
And fuck you, man.
All right.
Fuck you.
I'm not a fat asshole drunk like that, man.
I'm not a fat asshole drunk like that for Christ's sake.
Tired of you fucking people making fun of me, man.
I'm tired of it, dude.
I'm serious.
You're lucky I'm even here today.
You're lucky I'm even doing a Saturday Night Troll Show.
I'm dedicating my weekends to you.
I'm dedicating my weekends.
You know, I mean, let me tell you something, especially when you're an older man, okay?
Let me tell you something.
Weekends are scarce, and you need to appreciate them as much as you can.
Okay?
But you know what I'm doing?
I'm wasting it for you!
For you sick, demented internet people that just want to see nothing but bad things happen to me.
I know that's all you people want to do for Christ's sake, huh?
Yeah, you anal object aficionados.
All of you, man.
All of you are a bunch of anal object aficionados, son of a bitch.
Here's my drink.
Now, before we get back to the movie, all right, before we get back to the movie, I want everybody to sit there and shut their goddamn mouths.
I don't want you, sons of bitches, flapping your fat Cheeto-stained fingers on the keyboard.
We're trying to have some family entertainment here, okay?
And I want to watch Dun and Don Vito tour, so sit there and shut the fuck up.
I'm sitting here with you on a Saturday.
You all should appreciate this shit.
But of course, you don't.
But of course, you don't, man.
You fucking piece of crap, man.
You guys are pieces of garbage.
You know what?
Shove it up, your ass.
In the field of local lives.
Oh, yeah, that's great.
Real funny ST Mike.
Calm down, ghost.
Your denters are going to fall out.
Oh, God.
ST, Mike, Goblin Coin.
I've got my teeth.
Those are my fucking teeth.
Son of a bitch.
All right, everybody, just shut up.
All of you people in the chat room that are disrespecting me.
I don't want to hear this today, all right?
I don't want to hear your goddamn complaining.
I don't feel like I want to hear this shit.
So shut up.
All of you.
All of you.
All of you sons of bitches.
Back to the film gums.
Oh, my God.
What the fuck is up with all this gum shit?
First, you call me wheels because you idiots think I'm in a wheelchair.
Now you're saying gums.
I've got all my teeth, you dicks.
Listen, listen.
You hear that?
There's my fucking teeth.
And stop trying to do some mean magic garbage on my teeth, all right?
I'm going to get to the damn movie back to it in a minute.
I just want a little bit more tobacco, all right?
Don't give me crap.
I just want a little bit more tobacco.
So just calm your ass down.
All right?
And I've got full-body tobacco, you know, so you know, it gives you a nice brisk type of a flavor, if you will, all right?
So let me go ahead and put some tobacco in the pipe.
And we'll get back to the movie.
We're watching the Dun and Don Vito tour.
For all those folks that are wondering, let me take a smoke of this tobacco.
Let's smoke some, let's drink some more beer, and we're going back to the movie, all right?
And anybody complaining in the chat room, shut up or else.
Shut up or else.
Piece of crap.
You gotta hold it in, let it hit the system.
full-body tobacco you know listen shut up or else all right Bonzie buddy, if we were in a bar, I'd give you a slap.
All right?
All right, everybody, stinky Steven Verse, your fucking, all of you people, flaming wheelchair, all right, Richard Fitzwell, shut the fuck up.
All of you, shut up.
I'll give you a backhand.
You idiots are lucky you're on a damn internet connection.
Fucking idiot.
What's up to Cloud Zach, man?
GX in the chat, baby.
And shut up, Nico.
I'd especially give you a slap, boy.
Piece of crap.
American Fetus, you're calling me a boomer.
I'll give you a slap to your mouth.
What's up to Ann and Noel?
What's up to Jackler, Zip, CrossStereo, Pontius Pilot, a friendly medic, Kaya, whole horse?
All right.
What's going on?
Who the hell did you get that?
Get that ASCII penis out of here.
Get out of here.
GAAF!
Flaming Creations, Astrial Brilliance, PSN Parker Place, Deadpools, Odd Eyes Magician, Tim McCrab, NYEMT, Bob Tom, Fiend45, The Wheel Show, go fuck yourself.
Aaron Tolman, Bozo 888.
We've got Vizente 445, CSX Railfan 2, the one they call Bob, Roxy Reyes.
Yeah, Synarchist.
Go shove it up your ass.
There's Khabib, Ghost Granny, you son of a bitch.
Danny Gers, Chris Anti-Ghostler, whatever the hell that means, all right?
Who the hell is Red Lobster?
Hey, Red Lobster, you all need to calm your ass down.
All right, I don't even know who the hell I am.
Dark me, magician girl, seriously, Samsung.
We've got, I'm not going to say that, you son of a bitch.
Space Ghost, Lap Lasagna, Father Time, Kans Abuser, Keen Scares.
The field of local.
Oh, yeah, real funny.
Yeah, real funny.
Yeah, Saturday Night Wheelchair Show.
Real fucking funny, you piece of crap.
Real goddamn funny, all right?
Anyway, we got SOJ, Johnny Dewitt, S. Gostini.
Who else we got here?
We got, I'm not saying those names.
Those guys are pieces of crap, all right?
Wings of Iron.
What's up?
Who else we got?
We got Jessica White 2.
I thought I banned your ass for spamming, you son of a bitch.
We got Mama Luigi Broskied, BN King in the house.
What's going on?
All right, everybody, we're good.
All right, everybody.
Excuse me.
Let's go ahead and get back to the Dun and Don Vito tour.
All right.
Let's get back to the Dun and Don Vito tour.
All right, here we go.
We're going back to it.
Now, before I get to this, Dunn finds this picture frame of a family, okay?
He finds a picture frame of a family.
And I don't know if you can see all those kids don't look like they came from that bald, half autist-looking father there.
And I'm just going to leave it at that.
Watch what happens in the discovery of this picture frame, folks.
Okay, take a look at it.
Play it.
Not only the shittiest bus in the world, but Partridge family was on it before us.
And I realized that this mom had to have sex with like nine different dudes to have that difference of fucking.
Look at none of the kids look the same.
And this guy's so stupid, he doesn't realize that she's knee-deep in dick meat every night because she's putting out them.
I'm like, oh my god.
Hey, and shut up, Ghost Family Reveal.
Shut your ass.
I find Polaroids behind that photo of mom just going for it.
Let me show you what I just found.
No, Sit down.
You're going to have to stick down for this.
All right.
Mom!
Fucking mom!
Mom was definitely earning her keep in those Polaroids.
Take a look at this.
They found Polaroids of moms.
He's kind of got nice taste.
Beautiful.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Wait.
Stop it.
All of a sudden, I like it.
Jack.
Hold on.
I'm sorry, folks.
I didn't mean to show the.
I'm telling you, I didn't realize how many tits were in here.
Maybe I need to stop it.
Anyway, the gum show just donated.
Sorry, ghosts.
I have nothing to say.
I just felt like interrupting the dumb movie.
Fuck you, asshole.
Who the hell did that for Christ's sake, man?
I'm trying to be family entertainment over here, and you people are doing this.
All right, put the PC shot on here.
Let's play it.
Sorry about that, folks.
You don't need that TV shit at all.
They sold romantic payment.
What is it?
What?
What?
Nice trailer, gums.
Nice trailer.
What the hell are you talking about?
Nice trailer.
Let's get back to some family entertainment.
All right.
Put it out.
Put that play on.
And Vito and Dunn.
Did the sickest show ever like licking your own mother's ass.
That's sick.
That's quality.
Not quality.
Back on tour, baby.
Back on tour.
I'm telling you, themselves, look at this, huh?
Hey, look at this lunatic.
You always find lunatics like, you know what, I'm going to help jackass the jackass.
I decided to get a super soaker water gun, you know, just high-pressure water gun and go on stage.
So I decided to piss in the water gun.
And then when I get on stage, I'd pour whiskey or tequila in there or something.
And make the people in the crowd believe that I was shooting a shot into their mouth.
But in actuality, I was shooting a whole lot of STDs right at their face.
Oh, dude, man.
Good God.
Look at this guy.
This guy's drinking piss.
He's drinking piss.
Ah!
He's drinking Ryan Dunn's disease infested piss.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
The gums are into the pearl.
Gingivity consists of the mucosal tissue that lies over the mandible and maximum.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Somebody donated about gum info?
Somebody donate about gum info, you asshole?
You're stop fucking ruining the movie with donos, please, all right?
We're watching a movie here.
We're watching a movie here.
Put the PC shut on.
Good God.
Trying to watch a movie over here.
We're trying to watch the Gun and Don Vito tour.
Vito comes out, and Vito is always so weighted at this point.
He has one thing to do.
That's to get on stage, hang out until we invite a chick up there and have her suck your disgusting toe.
Oh my God.
Look at all the bronze that want to suck this fat, disgusting, despicable snorlaxes.
Look at all the women that want to suck his toe.
Look at this.
Oh, God.
Good lord.
And she's kissing Don Vito.
Aww.
How does that make you incels feel?
How does that make you neckbeards feel?
I mean, good God.
Party on the bus.
Mike is honest.
21.
So we're all on the bus after the show, and there's a bunch of girls in the bus that are just dumber than a box of rocks.
I don't care about shit.
Well, that's what sluts that are going to be hanging out with you in a bus.
That's what they should be.
They should be dumber than oxygen.
They're inevitably going to get on the bus.
Take their pants off and pretty much spread their taco for all the world to see.
Family Entertainment Bus00:14:48
That smells like STV.
Manny, you know what?
We're out of cigarettes now.
This disgusting shit is not PG-13.
Think of if Little Kecker was watching.
You know what?
Hey, hold on just a second.
ST Mike, can you shut up?
This is an 18 years of age or older website.
All right.
All right, you got to be 18 years of age or older to be on this website anyway.
All right.
So just sit there and shut up.
Don't be trying to get on your moral soapbox with some kind of Baptist sermon, you piece of crap.
All right?
This is family entertainment here, as a matter of fact.
That's what Ghost is providing on the Saturday Night Troll Show is quality family entertainment.
All right, put the PC shut on.
Hold on, what?
What?
In the field of local live.
Gumming Vito's toes.
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ.
Gumming Vito's toe.
All right, real funny, all right?
Real goddamn funny.
And hey, Wheelchair Jew, play what?
Play your video or watching a I'll play.
We're watching Don and Don Vito here.
Jesus Christ, gumming Don Vito's toes.
All right, real funny asshole.
All right, put the PC shot on.
Stop ruining the movie.
Maddie, no, it's not birthday.
Stop ruining the movie.
That's 20 minutes.
So it is kind of nice that girls get sluttier because they're on the tour bus because it makes getting laid a lot easier.
I mean, this is family entertainment if I've ever seen it in my life.
Three hours in a morning.
Yep.
You know what Vito did?
He banged a girl.
Not just one, but two.
That's four legs spread the field of local live home entertainment.
Oh my god.
God damn it.
Listen, Estee, listen.
Stop donating, asshole, all right?
ST Mike, if this was family entertainment, then why is it on the website that only allows people who are 18 years of age or older?
All right, look, just shut up and try to figure that out for yourself.
Local live home entertainment.
Piss and moves family entertainment.
Listen, don't judge me.
All right.
Shut up.
This is the Saturday Night Troll Show, episode 8.
I'm trying to bring the people family entertainment.
Good quality family entertainment for Christ's sake.
So don't come at me with that crap.
All right.
What is this, Kabib?
Turn off the movie.
Watch John Jones.
Look, that's another thing.
I'm missing UFC fights.
I'm missing combat sports right here, right?
So if I gotta sit here and do a show, I'm gonna do me.
All right, we're watching the Dun and Don Vito tour, all right?
Stop interrupting the movie, all right?
Stop, you sack of crap.
I'm trying to provide quality family entertainment anyway.
Let's get back to the movie for Christ's sake.
All right, here.
Here, play it.
Play the damn thing.
Vito.
Jesus at parties.
So it's like 5 a.m.
We have to leave now.
Everyone's on the bus except Vito.
Vito's in his room.
Take a look at Vito.
He's in his room.
He won't come out.
Take a look at why Vito won't come out.
Take a look at why Vito won't come out.
There is no really a front door.
Ridiculous.
They got to go to the next tour, and Vito won't come out of his room.
And you'll see why, neckbeards, forever alones, and incels.
Me and Carole and Don go in there.
Immediately open the door, roll inside.
And he's with two chicks that are hot.
Like, not just like cute chicks, like hot chicks.
And only I can say that.
Say it like that, incels.
You guys just hump Vito.
How do you like that, Incels?
How do you like that?
How does that make you feel a fat, middle-aged, drunken, abscessed-ritten, disgusting, smelly asshole?
You can store two chicks at the same time.
All right, now let's go.
In the field of local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
What now?
I have nothing to say.
I just wanted to interrupt that garbage movie.
Yeah.
That's real family entertainment.
Yeah, you know what, Dark Me Magician Girl?
Just sit there and shut your ass, all right?
Shut your ass.
Manson family entertainment.
What the fuck are you talking about, Manson Family Entertainment?
Do you understand?
This is what I'm helping out.
I'm trying to bring family entertainment for the Saturday Night Troll Show over here.
And you people keep pissing me off.
Just let's just watch the movie together.
Let's enjoy this family entertainment the ghost is bringing you.
Let's enjoy it together, damn it.
Jesus Christ, y'all are sounding like a bunch of social justice warrior, politically correct, pansexual, Peter Puffin, gender-fluid, fondling, whacking off the tribal nudity pieces of squares.
All right, I've never heard so much squares in my life, for Christ's sake.
In the field of war.
No, yeah, no.
You know what, Dark Me Magician Girl?
I'm telling you, you need to get yourself to the nearest kitchen.
You need to get yourself to the nearest kitchen and acquaint yourself with some kitchen appliances and provide some sort of production out here because you're pissing me off.
All right.
Impress me with a decent meal.
How do you like that?
Go in the kitchen and make me a decent sandwich and then I'll be impressed, woman.
All right.
And don't, nobody interrupt the fucking movie again.
I'm trying to provide quality family entertainment.
Don't interrupt the movie again.
Jesus Christ.
Put the PC shot on.
Let's play this again.
Jesus Christ.
Best Projob.
Best Toe Job.
I suck that.
He's waiting.
Come on.
I'll lock you.
No, we don't.
He's like, oh, yeah, these chicks are wild.
You should see them on each other.
Like, holy shit.
Like, what the hell?
This is Vita.
Yeah, you see that?
Look at that.
Not two chicks at the same time.
Don Vito, look at that, huh?
How do you like that, incels, neck beers, and rebar loans?
How do you like that?
Look at that.
Look at the haters in the chat.
I don't even want to hear from him.
I'm not sure if I can get live.
Oh, my God.
What the fuck?
What do you want, man?
Saturday Night Troll Show more like Saturday Night Feels Bad Man watches a movie no one cares about show.
Go fuck yourself.
Stop interrupting the fucking goddamn movie, all right?
Or else, fucking assholes.
Don't interrupt the movie again.
All right, play it.
Jesus Christ.
Okay, get these chicks out of here, whatever.
Grab all, grab Hall of Room serves.
We put it in paper bags.
It's just steak and eggs and get on the bus.
And like, we gotta go, you know?
We finally got Vito out of his room.
And everybody else's room had like MMs and rice krispy treats as little appetizers in the room.
Vito, he got a grapefruit.
He got two eggs over.
Look at this.
Look at this glutton.
Look at this fat, disgusting glutton, for Christ's sake.
He got some parsley?
How about two drunken bitches who were fuckin' these?
Some half-eaten steak.
I could've been like that.
Hashbrowns!
He got some hashbrowns.
What the fuck is going on?
Hell yeah.
Gunslap.
Damn it!
You son of a bitch!
Stop doing this shit, man!
Saturday Night Snore Show, you idiot.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
In the field of local live.
Oh, man.
Oh, my God.
Fuck this movie.
Sing a song for us.
You know what?
You're a piece of shit, man.
All right.
In the field of local live.
You're a piece of crap.
Wait a minute.
Oh, my God.
Vito equals gum spirit animal.
Gum spirit animal.
Go fuck yourself, man.
And look, Dark Me Magician Girl, stop ruining this movie, alright?
We got a lot of people in the chat room that want to watch this movie.
I'm trying to provide quality family entertainment, and you're just ruining it, for Christ's sake, with your goddamn hate.
I'm a girl, and I can do whatever I want, okay?
I can do whatever.
Wait a minute.
What the fuck did you just request, Dark Me Magician Girl?
What the hell did you just request?
The PC shot on.
What did you just request, you dumb broad?
Pause hole.
Don't pause my neg hole.
Go pause the Negro.
The one on the down low.
Sing it with me.
Get that shit out of me.
Pause hole.
That's a splice!
Go pass my nego, go pass the negro, the one on the down low.
Sing it with me.
Take that shit off, man.
That's a splice, and everybody fucking knows it, man.
God damn you, dark mean magician slut.
God damn you, man.
That's a fucking splice.
Don't listen.
Everybody in the chat room, everybody who's listening, don't believe that, broad.
Don't believe that, broad.
That wasn't me.
They spliced my fucking voice together.
That's what these fucking people like to do.
They splice my voice together to make me say things I never said.
So all my true fans know that I never said that, all right?
Now fuck you, dark mean magician girl, you stupid dumb slut bag, and screw all of you trying to ruin my family entertainment movie, man.
It's Saturday Night Troll Show.
I want to do some quality family entertainment, man.
The feeling of the money.
Oh, fuck you, man.
Saturday Night Horror Show.
Oh, God.
Gen's $5 whoreguard.
Screw you, man.
I'm not a whore.
I'm not a whore, man.
Oh, God.
ST Mike the Gum salesman.
Wriggly Double Mint Gum, only three shekels.
What the fuck does that mean, you fucking prick?
What does that mean, man?
I'm telling you, you guys, man, I'm so, I mean, I'm wasting.
I am wasting my weekend with you people.
And this is the kind of thanks that I get from you, sacks of trash.
I'm telling you, you guys are pieces of garbage, and I can't believe you people, all right?
I can't fucking believe you people.
Now, listen, I'm going to put this movie back on.
And I'd like for everybody to just shut the hell up and watch the movie, all right?
Shut up and watch the movie.
All right, let me calm down.
Do you understand what I'm saying, you kebab meatbag chewing rosebud asshole having used condom sucking mudbutt licking pieces of shit?
Do you understand what I'm telling you, all right?
I'm watching this movie, all right?
I'm watching this movie!
Put the PC shot on for Christ's sake.
I'm not even close to done.
Watch the movie!
Brad?
Whoa, Carol, that's toast, toast, toast, toast.
Put the fucking steak.
Hold on, you can't just...
Steak, steak and more steak?
All right, everybody, just shut up in the chat room, dude.
I'm not joking.
I want to watch this movie.
Fucking assholes.
A jar of honey.
Is it honey?
A jar of honey?
It was a long road ahead, and they needed someone to drive.
So Carolla got out his lady-looking eyes and strapped himself down to a highway and they were on their way.
Carola, yo, what the fuck are you doing?
Fucking Dave just looks back at me.
He's like, hey, you ready?
And I'm like, ready for what?
He just sits up and all of you people that don't like this movie, just sit there and shut up and eat it.
I'm driving the bus, on the road again.
Hey, what the fuck can you say?
Fifty-five, here we come.
Who am I?
You son of a bitch.
The field of local...
Who's doing this, man?
Who's doing this now?
How long is the movie?
We've got like 30 minutes left.
It would have been done by now if you people would shut the fuck up.
It would have been done by now if you people would shut up, man.
The field of local live home management.
What the hell is this, freaking panda?
This show is mind-numbingly boring ghost.
Quit being inconsiderate and do something approaching.
Fuck you, asshole.
Are you kidding?
I'm providing quality family entertainment, you piece of shit.
Shut up.
You're lucky I'm even here.
I'm wasting my weekend with you pricks.
I can't reiterate that anymore.
I'm wasting my fucking weekend with you pricks.
So shut up, all of you.
All right.
We're watching the movie and don't interrupt it again.
Don't interrupt it again.
Jesus Christ.
I think you neckbeards are just getting jealous of Don Vito.
And I don't blame you, neck beers and incels.
I don't blame you, boy.
Moment of tainment, oh my god!
God damn it.
Who the fuck did who the hell did this now, man?
ST, Mike, the family and quality part of that statement is debatable.
What are you talking about, huh?
I mean, I'm here with you.
I mean, I'm providing a show for you, for Christ's sake.
What is this?
Saturday Night Boobs and Piss Show.
Yeah, real funny asshole, alright?
Yeah, real fucking funny.
Yeah, Saturday Night Boobs and Piss.
Shut up, alright?
This is family entertainment, and you all just sit there and shut.
I'm tired of you, internet people.
I'm tired of you.
Look, I'm here.
We're gonna be doing something later.
Saturday Night Boobs And Piss00:12:16
Just sit there and shut up and watch the fucking movie.
Watch the movie.
You goddamn fucking blue ball blowing Cincinnati bow tie receiving dirty Sanchez loving rusty trombone playing pieces of goddamn fruit bowl, half pint barnyard spinach eating piece of shit.
All right, shut up and watch the movie.
Put the PC shot on, for Christ's sake.
Tired of this shit.
Check it out.
This guy start, he starts eating cans.
This guy's eating the beer can.
Fucking hell, you know what?
You fucking guys, dude.
All right, you fucking guys, man.
Saturday Night Vito show.
Okay look, why don't you save that until after we do the fucking goddamn movie?
Man, stop interrupting the fucking movie.
Man, I want to watch this shit man, I want to watch it, son of a bitch, I want to watch the fucking movie.
So shut up, all of you.
Shut up and eat this movie.
if you don't fucking like it, okay?
Eat it! Eat it!
I'm tired of this shit, man.
Fucking tired of this shit.
Man, put the PC shot on, for Christ's sake.
Tired of it.
Man, don't interrupt the movie again.
Well, the show was a sellout, but it didn't matter.
Everybody was so pissed off about that hot, disgusting bus they didn't want to get back on.
So you know what feel of Home entertainment.
Oh my god.
Fucking piece of crap.
Vaughn Live.
Wait a minute.
Vaughn Live.
Even we think.
Fuck you.
This is not even we think this movie sucks.
You fucking trolls, man.
You'll shove it up your ass.
You fucking, you know what?
Listen, okay?
We're going to do everything you want to do after this movie, but you fucking trolls are prolonging the movie, okay?
We're going to do everything you want to do.
Fucking date lines and fucking rating and fucking But let me do me for a second for Christ's sake, man Stop.
I'm gonna repeat this again.
Stop doing this or we're gonna have some problems, okay?
All right, everybody stop fucking donating or else and I mean that that's not a threat, that's a promise.
Stop fucking fucking up the movie or else put the PC shot on again for Christ's sake, or else punk take charge.
He got on and made a few cellular demands.
What time is it?
So I'm on the phone with the bus company.
Like, all right, this is bullshit.
I need another bus immediately.
So we want him getting a new bus from a different company.
Oh, my God.
You fucking guys, dude.
You know, you guys, dude.
That only reason that fat dumb tart on the video is getting bitches is because he's famous.
If he was a nobody, they wouldn't even be in the well.
Then maybe you need to be somebody.
Maybe you should try to be somebody there.
Fame gets sluts and bitches.
Home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Gums in Epstein's cocktour.
Man, listen.
Listen.
All right.
First of all, screw that asshole that just did the last dono.
And fame gets you sluts and bitches.
Look, if you're a fatty or an ugly, then you've got to do one of two things, okay?
Ugly or fatty.
You either got to become an unbelievable capitalist so you can buy women.
I mean, let's just be honest.
They can be bought.
All right.
Or become famous.
What is this?
Oh, my God.
The Scroll of Truth isn't the ghost show.
It's a troll show.
The get-to-the-dateline gummy MC wheelchair.
Yeah, real funny.
All right.
The Scroll of Truth.
Listen, I want to watch this fucking movie.
I am trying to provide quality family entertainment.
And I want to watch this movie without any more disruptions.
I'm telling you all right now, listen to me.
Listen.
I'm telling you all right now, stop fucking donating and ruining this movie.
All right?
You're ruining this family entertainment for everybody in here.
And I don't appreciate this shit.
So I'm warning you again.
Stop the donos.
All right.
You sorry sack of crap.
Stop the goddamn donos.
We're watching the Dun and Don Vito tour.
You goddamn ungrateful pieces of goddamn fucking migrant mouth hugging piece of crap.
Jesus, put the PC shot on again.
Don't donate.
Oh my gosh.
Jesus Christ, man.
Amazing.
It's in the parking lot.
We're switching out all our luggage, all our crap.
And everyone's so psyched.
Why don't you appreciate the movie, man?
65 degrees.
It's cold.
It's paradise.
Until we start driving down the road.
We're driving.
I'm like, man, this bus seems a bit bumpy.
And when I say a bit bumpy, I mean I was literally getting about four inches of air while I was sleeping every three seconds.
I mean, I'm bouncing up and down.
No, they just exchanged their tour bus for another one that's got a horrible suspension, look at this.
Oh, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
Oh, my God.
What?
What now?
Dark meme magician girl, or else what, bitchler?
This movie has already enough punishment.
What are you talking about?
Enough punishment, man.
What are you talking about?
And didn't I tell you to get to a kitchen, dark meme magician girl, huh?
Didn't I tell you to get to a kitchen and get acquainted with some damn kitchen appliances?
And then maybe I'll be impressed.
What is this?
The Jew who couldn't chew.
We've gone from entertainment for tards to entertainment featuring tards.
No, fuck you.
I'm not entertainment for tards, asshole.
All right.
I'm not entertainment for tards.
Stop interrupting the movie or else.
And that goes for you there, Dark Mean Magician Broad.
I'm not even joking around.
I'm this close of giving you a digital backhand, conjuring up the spirit of Ike Turner, and you know, leaving you with a digital black eye if you don't just sit there and just stop fucking, you know, piping up.
I'm not joking around.
Get in the kitchen where you belong and get me a goddamn sandwich.
All right, woman.
Get yourself acquainted with some damn kitchen appliances.
Tired of tired of you, especially, dark meme magician girl.
All right?
Let me do me.
I've been doing you.
You let me do me for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
I'm watching a movie, okay?
Don't interrupt the local live home entertainment.
Oh my god.
Do it.
That'd be better than this piece of garbage movie.
This is not a garbage movie, man.
This is the done and done video tour.
What are you talking about?
This is quality family entertainment.
You sorry sack of crap.
You know what?
You fucking pieces of shit.
If you don't stop this, I mean, listen.
Listen.
Just stop donating.
If you keep interrupting this fucking broadcast, you keep interrupting this movie.
We're going to have a major fucking problem.
And I'm giving you this last goddamn dire warning to all of you internet people.
To all of you internet people.
All right.
I want to watch the movie.
So shut up.
Shut the fuck up.
Especially you, Dark Meme Magician whore.
Especially you.
Give me a goddamn PC shot so I can watch this movie for Christ's sake, man.
No more interruptions.
Oh, God.
No.
Oh, my God.
Sorry about that, folks.
Don't talk to Dark Meme Girl like that.
I still love you, though, Ghosty Zoxoxoxoxo.
Go shove it up your ass, ST Mike.
All right, go shove it up your ass.
Don't you talk down to my hoe, you fat, retarded Texan.
Oh, talk down to your hoe.
Then the Dark Meme Magician's your hoe.
She's already made me my steak, and now I've added more onto the chain to allow her out of the kitchen to listen in.
All right, yeah, whatever.
All right, listen.
Light meme magician boy or ST Mike, stop fucking the movie.
Listen to this ghost.
Bjorn was crazy last night.
Bjorn was crazy last night.
What is this?
Hold on, hold on.
We got a 15-bucker in here.
So we've got to stop watching my movie so we can get to the 15-bucker for Christ's sake.
All right, what happened?
What is this, Khabib?
Hold on, what is this, Kabeeb?
Hold on, what is this?
Let's uh now that you, this is bullshit.
Put the PC shot on.
This is bullshit.
What is this?
EBC is a champion.
He's monkey.
I totally agree.
EBC is a fucking monkey.
He's not a human being.
Fuck EBC is a fucking black nigga.
BBC is a black fucking god.
It's a black fucking monkey.
Now, how in the hell can this guy do this?
And I'm banned, right?
I'm a banned.
I'm a bad guy, right?
Ghost is very rich.
No way.
He sounds like an alcoholic.
Hey, look who's talking, Bjorn.
You sound like a poor, poor, poor guy.
Hey, hey, at least I don't owe 20 grand to the Denmark government.
Yeah, real funny asshole.
Real funny, Khabib.
That's a real fucking funny asshole.
Real fucking funny, alright?
All right, that's enough.
All right, we've had enough of this.
Yeah, thanks a lot, Khabib, for interrupting the movie.
And then, I don't know, I don't know if you're splicing.
I don't know what you're doing, but I mean, you need to calm your ass down, all right?
Stop trying to cause drama with the streamers at here, all right, boy?
All right, save the drama for your mama.
All right, now I am not, you know what, it doesn't matter.
I want to get to my fucking movie, all right?
Khabib, and who are the assholes that light me, magician boy, ST Mike, shut the fuck up.
Let me do Let me do me for a minute, all right?
I want to watch this movie, all right?
I want to watch the fucking movie, so shut up.
I'm not going to tell you idiots again, man.
All right, I'm trying.
I mean, the more you idiots interrupt, the longer this is going to be.
I'm not even joking around.
And hey, Miss AK, if you're bored, well, I'll tell you what you should do.
You put my get to a speaker, okay?
Put your speaker in your midsection region, all right?
Have you done that now?
now get off to this stupid broad All right, let's go back to the movie.
Don't interrupt again, please.
All right, don't interrupt again.
Put the PC shot on.
Jesus Christ, I was a fatty sucking.
Stop Interrupting Movie00:15:53
Oh, look at that.
Sucking the toe.
I think y'all are hating on Vito, all the chicks he's getting.
I think this is a pure neckbeard incel rebellion we're having because you're watching Don Vito get golden.
Take photos and sign autographs until the last person's gone.
I got two doobies in the car.
Let's go burn one.
Hey, I've got a bottle of Jack Danos in my car.
Better than the regular job.
Yeah, look at that.
Look at this.
Everybody's waiting.
They're signing breasts.
You guys are just haters.
You're haters.
Sometimes I dug your hands on the side.
Most of you guys are lucky if you get a trap.
You guys are like, you know what?
I'll settle for a trap if I can get a trap.
I'm done signing autographs altogether.
And Vito is still doing them for another hour and a half.
And most of it is because...
Hey, if you don't like this, hey, Monkey Del Rocha, go show them.
All of it has to do with...
Shove up your ass.
He takes an hour to sign his name.
This is quality family entertainment that I'm trying to bring to you here for Christ's sake.
Have some fucking appreciation!
Very, very depressing.
Fucking Vito.
So we're back at another random hotel, and they have this little indoor hot tub pool or whatever.
So little brother scales the fence and hops by this hot tub and he starts pissing at me.
Fuck.
Oh shit.
It's not hidden whatsoever, like out in the open of everything.
I think a security guard comes up or something, like someone's yelling, you know.
Look, I don't know if that was like a piece of skin or whatever in his midsection.
I'm sorry about that, folks.
And boys get back on the road.
And shut up about pee reveal and, you know, piss pools and all that.
We don't want to do that.
One time I answer his prayers, I give a thousand Budweisers.
This is his pain.
So Vito drinks so much Budweiser.
He gets so wasted on Viagra and whatever pills he's popping that a lot of times like you'll see it.
He's just completely wet.
Like, did you just piss yourself?
I didn't piss my piss.
I fucking fucking bust him trying to piss him.
Oh my god, just imagine the smell of Don Vito's piss just on his clothing and having to be in a tight.
He's all over his clothes.
It smells like it.
And you're like, oh my god, this is fucking disgusting.
I'm trying to piss you and get your fucking shoes all around.
Vito has progressed all the way from not wanting to go to the bathroom to actually just laying on his back, unzipping his pants and peeing all over himself and all over the tour bus.
Oh my god.
Wow, Vito.
Man, just too lazy to get up to pee.
He's amazing.
You got a pocket full of dirty money, cocaine residue, and mixed nuts.
I like it.
I like it in there.
You like it in there?
It was, yeah.
I'm naked.
I'm in pain.
I'm in need.
Yeah, yeah, Vito's pockets.
As you see now, this is pockets, right?
Pull everything out.
Pull it all out.
It's like a tooth.
Some bike ones.
He carries lots of money.
Hello.
Yeah, that's a lot of money to some people, you know.
He carries lots of money around his pocket.
A tooth that just got ripped out.
A tooth that jocular ripped out.
Oh, my God.
He carries around one of his teeth.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Look at his mouth.
Oh, God.
And he carries it.
He gets a whole meal stuck in his chest here.
So to watch this guy eat is disgusting.
He will still eat everything.
Although I think some of you that are listening to this broadcast probably eat this way.
Look, look at this guy.
He eats the paper.
He eats it all the way over with the meatballs.
Like, meatballs are all over him and this and that.
It's just like, he just can't keep it together.
Subway, get more people.
Get somebody.
He's got it in his hair.
You got beef in here.
Oh, that's awesome.
Yeah.
And I'm not a cypher and I'll just go.
He's barely getting to his mouth, but he can get it in his hair.
Yeah, it's all over your hand.
You gotta pull the paper down.
What?
You don't gotta eat the paper.
Fuck.
You know, that's Don Vito right there.
Yes, and Don Vito is dead, so is it?
Relaxation in with Vito.
That is impossible.
You can't do it.
The big baby needs a diaper and someone to change it at all hours.
Son of a bitch.
Well, we had a long night before us, so we're already kind of drunk when we get to Baton Rouge.
We're hanging out.
Well, he's already drunk, starts getting drunker, and starts, yo, yo, yelling, yo, the top of his lung.
Oh, the bus took it back.
Oh!
So it just echoes to the whole thing.
And it's funny.
Like, it's really funny.
It's so loud.
You just hear it echoing.
And the more he does it, the more he loves it.
Yo!
Come on, I thought you were going to be good.
Everybody enjoying the quality family entertainment up in here.
Enjoying this.
And this goes on for a while.
Finally, Nick comes by.
I'm like, Nick, hang out with me, please.
We're drinking beers.
Final security comes by.
Okay, what's going on?
Like, we hear you yelling across the thing.
We're like, all right, that's it, Vito.
You did it.
You're getting yourself arrested.
You know, they weren't really going to arrest him.
We're just like, okay, you did it.
Like, we got to go.
Oh!
Oh.
No, no, no.
Look at this.
They want him to get the hell out because he keeps going, Oh, no, I'm going to get into my abacus.
You want to be on tour doing this?
I mean, you know, everybody wants to be a rock star.
Everybody wants to live in a little bit.
This is why you guys are hating.
Look at all the chicks that Don Vito is getting.
Look at this.
Look at all the chicks around.
You guys are like, this is not fair.
You gotta be famous.
Oh, my God.
That's disgusting, dude.
Aw, dude, there's a dude sucking it!
AHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
Look at this!
You know, you're not seeing nipple in chairs.
It's just after a show.
A brawn who is just shut us right by the crowd.
Next thing you know, someone comes up and says, Hey, Vito's getting arrested in the lobby.
Come help.
What's that?
Oh, Jesus, man.
Come on, man.
K Gums, how many times you rewind over the part where she sucks his toes?
We can see all the static from how badly you wore the tape out.
Oh, go fuck yourself, you idiot.
Ghost has a foot fetish.
I don't have a damn foot fetish, you idiot.
Just sit there and shut your mouth, man.
Man, I'm tired of this.
You know, I'm tired of this garbage.
I'm so tired of this.
I mean, stop interrupting my goddamn freaking movie time.
This is my movie night here, all right?
This is my movie night here, and you people can, you know what?
If I get one more interruption, okay?
If I get one more interruption, you guys are in some big fucking trouble, all right?
You guys are in big goddamn trouble.
That's all I'm saying.
All right, don't interrupt the fucking movie, or else or else or else fucking idiots.
Speaking of which, I need some more beer around it.
More beer!
So I hide.
Yeah, man.
You don't get me in trouble, dude.
Need some more fucking beer up here.
You see, now they're mad at Vito because he's so drunk and going.
Oh!
Oh, dude!
Jesus fucking Christ!
What?
What?
Khabib Nagmaroff, bring it!
Bring it!
Yeah, you fucking idiot.
I'll bring a ham sandwich and mush it down your face, Khabib.
How do you like that?
How about a ham sandwich?
What is this, mundane man?
The only joy I get watching this movie is knowing that those two are dead.
Ah, dude, fuck you, mundane man, all right?
That's why I'm watching it.
I'm watching it to commemorate these guys.
These guys are no longer with us, for Christ's sake, man.
Just sit there and shut up.
And let me tell you something, Khabib.
How do you like that, huh?
How about a ham sandwich, you freaking jehootie?
I'm drinking more beer on that note for Christ's sake, all right?
And it's mundane Matt and Khabib, huh?
Let me tell you something.
Y'all both of y'all are on the shit list, all right?
And hey, stop bugging me on the shit list.
I'm still compiling it, all right?
I'm still compiling it.
What is this?
Oh, my God.
Don Vito equals Gum's father.
Yeah, real fucking funny, all right?
Yeah, real fucking funny, you idiot.
Son of a bitch, all right?
Listen, dude, I'm trying to have a decent Saturday Night Troll Show movie session up in here, but you idiots keep fucking it up.
Look, can we make some kind of truce or something?
I mean, can y'all just stop?
All right.
I mean, can y'all just fucking stop for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ.
I'm over here.
I don't even need to be here right now.
I just, I hate to keep reiterating that point.
All right, but I don't need to be here.
Do you understand me?
Huh?
Do you understand me?
For Christ's sake.
All right.
Look, folks, I'm sorry.
I'm trying.
I do want to do this movie, and I know there's some people that are out there that actually want to view it.
I'm sorry, okay?
We were having, you know, difficulties with these goddamn trolls that are out here that think they're just so fucking cute.
They keep, you know, that keep fucking, you know, interrupting the broadcast and all this other crap.
You guys are pieces of crap, all right?
Don't interrupt the movie again.
All right.
I'm not fucking kidding around, dude.
All right.
You're starting to piss me off.
I thought we were going to have ourselves a decent goddamn stream here, but you're pissing me off.
And you know what, Keem Scares?
If you think it's boring, then fuck off.
Fuck off.
Fucking Keem Scares.
It sounds like a fruit bowl name anyway, for Christ's sake.
All right, put the PC shot on.
We're going to continue with this movie.
Whether or not these people like it or not, this is family entertainment that Ghost is bringing to you.
Don't interrupt it again.
Don't interrupt again.
So the more he yells.
Like I said, it's like hanging out with an infant, you know.
He's doing that wrong.
That's all the mag addiction.
We try to give him a chance.
We're trying to do the same thing, right?
Kicking Vito out of the casino.
God damn it, you fucking piece of shit.
Who is this?
No!
No!
Shut the fuck up while I'm doing it!
Get up, man!
Bring it, Boodler.
I agree with Matt.
Thank Allah who most of the people from that video are dead.
Fuck you, Dark Mean Magician Girl.
Get in the kitchen where you belong.
Dark meme magician girl!
Get in the damn kitchen for Christ's sake!
Stop!
And I'm not joking!
Stop interrupting the fucking movie, man!
Stop!
Interrupting the fucking movie!
Get up!
Ah!
Fucking freak of shit!
Damn it!
God damn it, man.
I'm gonna...
I should just fucking end this shit, man.
I'm not even kidding, man.
I'm fucking doing all this crap, man.
I'm out here doing all this.
What?
What?
Ghost, you lazy nigger on wheels.
All you want to do is watch a movie and yell rather than actually.
What are you fucking talking about?
I don't even need to be here, Monday, Mac, you stupid bastard.
I don't even need to be here.
Don't you understand that?
I don't even need to be here.
God damn it, man.
God damn it, you unappreciative pricks, man.
Oh, my God.
I'm tired, dude.
You know, I'm tired.
Oh, then fuck off then, lazy ghost.
Why are you here?
I'm here because this is a Saturday night troll show, and I haven't done one in two Saturdays, you stupid sack of trash.
All right, look, I'm gonna go back to the fucking movie.
Stop interrupting my movie!
Stop!
Stop!
This movie equals Gum's bio.
Listen, stop interrupting my fucking movie, man.
The trolls!
Oh my god!
Yes, you need to be here, or else we'll raid your next show.
Fuck you, man.
All right, the trolls.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm not even fucking joking for Christ's sake.
I wish I was on your face, for Christ's sake.
I wish this was your fucking face.
Put the PC shot on.
We're gonna watch this movie.
I don't care.
Don't interrupt it again.
Do you understand me, you cyber vermin?
Don't interrupt it again!
Don't interrupt it again!
Damn it!
Don't interrupt this movie again!
Trolling My Saturday Night00:14:59
He was out of Budweiser, and nobody would get him a Budweiser.
It was three o'clock in the morning.
They stopped selling liquor at two.
Yet, for some reason, he thought since it was a casino, they were allowed to serve 24 hours.
Come with me a Budweiser.
I'll go to my room.
I'm going to give you a Budweiser when you get a little grabbing your goddamn bug.
On the bus.
They're on the bus.
The bus!
Shh.
On the bus.
There's a drum.
So the hotel security is there, and they're like, listen, you have to get him out of here.
You have to shut him up.
We're like, listen, we're sorry.
You know, I yelled on like Vito.
Shut the fuck up.
Get up to your room and go to sleep.
We'll get you a beer in the morning.
And shut up in the chat room.
That's not fucking me, man.
Shut up!
I'm tired of your little comments in the damn chat room.
Seriously, shut the hell up, dude.
This is not my role model.
This is not me.
Come on.
I don't want to join the police.
They're going to be in like two minutes.
Come on.
Get out of here.
We won't be fine.
Come on, God damn.
You got to go on my mouth.
Damn it, you fucking fucks, man.
Dare get in that kitchen dark meme magician girl.
Not for this hambone.
Don't you dare do anything unless I tell you.
Stop interrupting my movie, you fucking pieces of shit.
Told you once, don't tell her to do shit.
I'll be here.
Stop interrupting my movie, man.
Oh, man.
You know what?
Why am I?
You know what?
Fuck this, dude.
You know what?
Why am I here, man?
You won't end this.
Fuck you.
You won't make the troll list.
You want work and do a hotline.
All you want to do is be a grumpy old fart and watch some shit to your movie about some shit to your movie.
This is the done and done Vito Tour, man.
Oh, good God.
Gummy Bear Radio.
What the fuck does that mean?
We finally have a face reveal for old gum.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
All right, gummy bear radio.
Go shove it up your ass.
Thomas Albin's gums, ghost before the DUI that caused his disability.
Go fuck off, all right?
All right, go fuck off, dude.
I mean, I'm serious.
I'm not even joking around.
All I'm trying to do on this damn Saturday night troll show is provide some decent quality entertainment for Christ's sake.
All right, so we can watch this freaking movie.
But unfortunately, I can't get it interrupted by these fucking internet people, and I'm sick of it.
Look, I'm gonna tell you for the last goddamn time, all right?
Don't donate!
Don't interrupt!
Don't donate!
Do you hear me?
Do you fucking hear me?
I'm trying to view this movie on a Saturday Night Troll Show.
Don't fucking interrupt it, man.
You're pissing me off, man.
You're pissing me off.
All right, put the PC shot on.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Oh, look, that's y'all.
What the hell am I doing?
Put the PC shot on.
Jesus Christ.
I'm tired of this shit.
Oh, God.
You know what?
Oh, my God.
You know what?
You know, fucking.
Oh, my God.
There's Duva, dude.
There's Duva, dude.
Oh, my God.
Just let the movie play over these failed trolls.
You know what?
I'm thinking about that for Christ's sake.
Cry more, bitch, baby.
I'm not crying.
I'm just pissed.
I'm just pissed.
I'm not crying.
Shut up.
I'm not pissed.
Dumb impedos tar rock tour.
Man, go fuck yourself.
You see this, man?
You see what I gotta fucking put up with for Christ's sake?
Look at it.
What?
Look at what?
Me magician.
What?
Ending spoilers.
If you consider that a success, then yes, flying colors.
We just went out with a bang.
I mean, there should have been fireworks.
If you actually down and realize what you've done, we should all be depressed and upset.
You know what, meme magician, and all you people that just donate?
Go shove it up, your goddamn clogged up pooper, man.
I'm not even joking around, man.
All I want to do is watch some quality family entertainment on here.
And you people keep fucking interrupting and interrupting and talking shit and interrupting and interrupting.
And let me tell you something, alright?
And I'm telling you something right now.
You people that are in text-to-speech that keep interrupting this damn movie, you're a piece of crap.
And especially you people in the chat room flapping your fat sausages of fingers, talking garbage about me and talking garbage about the movie.
I'm sick of you too.
So can we please stop?
All right, can we please stop this shit?
Excuse my French.
All right, I want to watch this movie.
I don't want to hear another interruption again.
Please, man.
This movie would have been fucking done 30 minutes ago if you all would just shut the hell up.
All right?
This movie would have been done 30 minutes ago if you would have just shut the hell up.
Oh, God.
Oh, ST Mike.
Oh, my God.
Is this a bad time to ask for a 24-hour stream?
You think I want 24 hours of this shit?
You think I want 24 hours of this crap?
You got a fucking nother thing coming, ST Mike.
You're goddamn right.
It's a bad time to ask for a 24-hour stream, for Christ's sake.
What a Saturday, man.
This is what I'm doing on my Saturday night, man.
This is what I'm doing on my Saturday night.
For fuck's sake, man.
I can't believe this.
You know, I can't believe this fucking Christ fan.
give me my drink i can't believe you trolls man you know You know, I try to pick a movie that's a little funny.
You know, it's a documentary.
You know, it's some old school shit.
And look at you people in this chat.
Look at these disgusting, despicable fucking derelicts in the damn chat room for Christ's sake.
All right.
And look, you got some, you got some people that are trying to be level-headed out here.
CSX Rail fan, tech encrypted.
I appreciate that, man.
Thank you very much.
I mean, these people are making me so upset.
I got fucking acid churning in my stomach for Christ's sake.
Listen, listen.
You see that?
That's all the acid that's churning in my stomach because you people are pissing me off.
I need some tobacco.
I need some goddamn tobacco, folks.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Look, this movie would have been done about 30 minutes ago, man.
But I want some tobacco up in here.
And you all still want me to call this fucking dating line and do all this.
I mean, that's a funny thing about it, man.
All right?
That's a funny thing about this whole situation: that you fucking people expect.
You fucking people expect fucking old ghosts to do all kinds of shit.
I'm going to smoke some tobacco.
All right.
I'm going to smoke.
No, no, man.
Another 15-bucker, man.
There's nothing we can watch that's better than this movie.
Another 15-fucker.
All right.
Real funny asshole.
Well, thank you for the three bucks tobacco.
I appreciate it, man.
Hold on.
Let me play this 15 bucker so we can move on.
The last thing I want is like a bad, you know.
Look, let's just play this 15 bucker.
What the hell is this?
Hold on.
This is a god.
They got an ad for this.
There's an ad for this.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
Another 15 fucker.
He said, I have something we can watch that's better than this movie.
Take a look.
Put the PC shot on.
10 hours of paint drying.
10 hours of paint drying.
Is this a fucking joke?
You idiots would rather watch paint dry than freaking the Dun and Don Vito tour.
It's the Dun and Don Vito tour.
It's the Dun and Don Vito.
What the hell are you?
What the hell are you painting on?
Some kind of disgusting.
What is this stuff?
Y'all want to watch this instead?
Huh?
10 hours of this?
How about that?
How about I leave this on for 10 hours and y'all can just sit there and keep waxing your carriage?
How you like that, huh?
How do you like a little bit of that?
Here, watch paint and dry.
How you like that, stupid idiots?
And there was an ad for this.
Somebody monetized this stupid video.
All right, you know what?
That's that's what yes, yes, you would rather watch paint dry.
Look, shut up, trolls.
Shut up.
You see, you're just saying that to piss me off.
You're just saying that to piss me off for Christ's sake, man.
Look at Dow.
Dow is in.
He's like, bring back the sluts.
You're goddamn right.
You can tell, Dow, right?
There's a bunch of incels, neckbeards, and forever alones in here that are getting really upset that you got a fat, disgusting, middle-aged, toothless man, a drunkard that pisses himself like Don Vito, getting Pooh Nanny.
All right?
I mean, let's be honest.
That's why we're getting all the hater aid in this chat room.
And no shit, brain dead Lincoln.
He paints like a noob is right.
He paints like a noob is right.
All right, that's enough.
How long?
We've been watching this for a minute and 43 seconds.
All right.
That's enough.
Put the PC shot off.
All right.
Look, look.
Please.
All right.
Everybody, just stop doing this, okay?
I want to do me here for a second.
All right.
This fucking movie would have been done 30 minutes ago if you all want to just shut the hell up.
All right.
This damn movie would have been done 30 minutes ago if you would have just shut your asses up.
Where's my tobacco?
I need to smoke some tobacco.
Hold on.
All right.
And look at all these people.
They said they would rather watch the paint dry.
Are you kidding me?
Are you?
They said they would rather watch the paint dry.
What, mundane man?
What now?
Oh my God.
What now?
You're just mad, you neckbeard.
You're just mad.
This paint drying is getting more girls than you.
Yeah, ah, fuck.
You wouldn't believe that.
Go shoving up your ass, mundane man.
All right, go shoving up your ass.
You wouldn't believe you fucking pissed me off.
All of you trolls, man.
All of you fucking.
I don't even know why I'm wasting my weekend with you, milky liquors.
I'm not even joking around.
I mean, you know, I'm.
Let me have it.
I'm smoking tobacco.
Everybody just sit there and calm your ass down.
Ryan, I'm sorry.
I'm smoking tobacco, you know, full-body tobacco from Nicaragua.
I'm sorry.
I need something to just kind of even out the nerves, folks.
I mean, you see the kind of trolling that I take for Christ's sake.
And hey, Pontius Pilot, GX in the chat, baby.
Thank you very much.
GX in the chat.
What's up to Pontius Pilot?
He's in the house.
Hey, watch.
Everybody's going to throw a G at Tijuana Genius, Quatsiquadl, Black Frost.
Oh, Dark Me Magician Girl threw a GX.
Kabib threw a GX.
What's up, Tech Encrypted?
Don Spew, Flamin' Creations, Tim McCrab, Eric Wolf, Dorito Burrito, Anthony J.
I thought I kicked Jessica White out of here.
Bonzie Buddy, Watchtap, Jackler, Reverend Snar, Lord Cooler, even though you're an asshole.
On Rondo, you're an asshole too.
The Ghetto Ghost, you're a piece of shit, too.
Han Hanzo, S. Gostini, Flaming Wheelchair, you're a piece of trash too.
Dizzy Dent again, Synarchist, you're a piece of shit too.
We've got the one they call Bob, Lightning Note, Monkey De la Rocha.
You're a freaking Puerto Rican codfish eating piece of shit, too.
Whole horse, Nico Angel, Miss Akay, you're a dirty dish rag whore too, Miss Akay.
Or a trap or whatever you are.
We've got Eric V Falcon M.
I don't know what the hell that means.
The Wheel Show.
And of course, John Jones won.
I told you he was going to win.
Black Hat, Kansas Abuser, Danny Gers, Train Lover567, Texas History Teacher, Bob Tom, this idiot Keem Scares, which is another fucking moron.
Unironically, Ironic 5, he's another piece of shit.
Oval Bugman.
This is Sparter, another piece of trash.
NYEMT, Bond Dayton, another fucking fruit bowl.
ST Mike, Father Time, Odd Eyes Magician, Ficente 445, RS underscore Matrix.
We've got Mr. Mr. Nagy Generation.
What the fuck does that mean?
Yamon in the house.
Strongman Sam, Eric Wolf99, Braindead Lincoln.
Dr. Droot.
And I think that's Spermy the Cat.
You can't do Spermy the Cat in here.
That's pretty sad.
Maybe that's good for you, Spermy, you fruit bowl.
And another piece of shit.
Steven Stinkyverse, another piece of trash.
Seriously, Samsung, another fucking steaming pile of horse dung.
Max Out 88, Fiend 45, Mama Luigi, Action Capitalist.
All right, B Banner 88, another Fruit Bowl.
I think we've done.
I think we're done.
All right.
I think I've done enough.
All right, that's enough.
GX in the chat.
We're chilling.
Spermy The Cat Trash00:05:50
Now, look, we're going to get back to the movie, okay?
And I'd like for everybody to please do not donate to interrupt the fucking movie.
All right, please.
All right, please do not interrupt the movie.
All right.
All right.
I'm sorry.
I'm not joking, man.
I'm sorry.
We, you know, just don't interrupt the movie.
I mean, I'm sitting over here.
I'm providing family entertainment here.
Let me take a chug of this beer.
chugga lug chugga lug how many beers have I had here Look at fucking bottles here.
I've already had six beers while I've been watching this movie here.
You know what time it is?
It's time for more beer.
Man, I'm almost out.
I'm almost out of this fucking 12-pack I bought for Christ's sake.
What?
How ghost met his wife?
Dude, don't donate another 15-bucker.
I'm about to get back to the movie.
I'm about to get back to the movie, you piece of crap.
Oh, God.
Let me pour in my beer and we can get to the stupid 15-bucker.
I mean, what did I just say, dude?
What did I just say?
Don't donate, man.
I want to watch the movie.
But you idiots, you think you're so special.
You think you're so cute.
All right, let's say how Ghost Met His Wife.
Yeah, real funny.
I can only imagine what the hell this YouTube video is for a 15-bucker.
What is this?
Oh, you son of a bitch.
You son of a put the PC shot on.
How Ghost Met His Wife.
Saw her drinking beer.
Are you kidding me?
I was pretty desperate.
And a ghost.
And who the hell was Steel Panther?
She said her name was Dammit.
Oh, fuck.
All right, go fuck.
You guys are pretty rapid.
How Ghost met his wife.
Don't shove it up your ass, man.
That's my place.
This weren't my favorite craving.
This is so stupid, there she blows.
There she blows.
Wait a minute.
Why does this have to be some fat man dressed in drag?
Why does this have to be it?
Why couldn't they just get like a fat girl from whatever country?
I think they're Australian, if I'm not mistaken.
Why couldn't they get a fat girl from Australia?
Yeah, good oh, you might, I'm Kokonov Dunby here coming straight from Australia, and I'm about to put a planet pool straight up my ass.
I want it in more fat girl.
She can't fit through the door.
All right.
I walk through the you.
My feelings are.
Wait a minute, didn't these guys, this sounds like they ripped off this whole riff from Whitesnake.
Doesn't this sound eerily similar to White Snake?
But I made up my mind.
I ain't wasting no more time.
So here I go again.
Remember, listen to this.
Listen, listen.
My feelings are for real.
Sold on by you.
Doesn't that sound like Here I Go Again by Whitesnake?
I mean, what a bunch of phonies, dude.
Hold on, let's go do this.
White Snake, here I go again.
Let's listen to this.
All right, here it is right here.
As a matter of fact, I've played it.
I like the song, obviously.
Hold on, we don't need to see advertisements.
We don't need to see that.
All right, let's go ahead.
Let's skip the ad.
All right, listen.
Let's get to the main crux of it.
I just wanted to say that Steel Panther sounded like they straight up ripped off White Snake.
And I don't understand what the hell that's about.
Anyway, yeah, real swift.
Real fucking swift.
All right.
Anyway, look, stop fucking interrupting the movie, all right?
Seriously, okay?
Is everybody all good?
All right.
Has everybody got all the fucking trolling out of their system already?
All right.
Let's just finish watching this movie so that we can get to the damn date line.
All right.
Do you understand what I'm talking about, punks?
All right.
Don't interrupt again.
All right.
Here it is right here.
Let's put the PC shot on.
This is the Dun and Don Vito tour.
No more interruptions.
No more interruptions.
Come on, Deal.
Get it, but she wants to take you to the bus.
Go to the bus.
This is where Don Vito is being kicked out of the damn casino because he keeps screaming like a butt monkey.
I don't give a fuck.
That's why you're going to jail.
Stop screening.
This is not in Vegas.
This is in like Mississippi, I think.
This is one of those Mississippi.
If I'm not mistaken, Mississippi casino.
Wait, when you ran out of the bed?
What?
Dun And Don Vito Tour00:12:54
When he screamed?
Why does he scream?
Oh, man, he screams like a freaking bansy when he runs out of Budweiser.
He can't scream.
Because he answers stupid questions.
That's why he likes screams.
You can't just say, hey, can we get some more Budweiser?
It's always going to be, Budweiser, no!
Oh, man, come on, dude!
Oh, man, come on!
Come on!
Here's an interruption.
Yeah, real fuck, man.
I'm not going to be able to watch this movie, ain't I?
Huh?
I'm not going to be able to watch this movie without you fucking trolls fucking shit up all the time.
You know, I'm not even joking.
Man, I don't even know why I'm here, man.
I should have just taken the night off.
I could be at Twin Peaks right now, watching the John Jones win on the UFC and all the other combat sports they're going to have on all those screens in Twin Peaks.
All right, I would have had Ghost Pepper Wings, baby.
All right.
I mean, I would have had fucking 32-ounce beers in ice-cold mugs at 29 degrees.
All right.
And all this would be delivered by some 20-year-old piece of ass.
Instead, I'm sitting here with you fucks.
And I'm getting interrupted in a movie that I want to watch.
It doesn't look like I'm going to be able to watch this movie.
All right.
Look, I'm going to give this two more times.
If I'm interrupted two more times after this, I'm ending this fucking shit and I'm done with it.
I'm done.
I'm done.
All right.
I'm done for Christ's sake.
All right.
Put the PC shut on.
I'm done.
I'm not even kidding.
Put it on.
All right.
Yeah, you're damn right, Pontius Pilot.
Too many trolls tonight.
You're damn right.
That was a nice girl, sir.
Oh, you fuckers.
Damn it.
Oh, my God.
Copyright police, your content.
You're watching this content.
You know what?
Suck it.
All right.
How do you like that?
Suck it.
All right.
This is fair use.
All right.
We're critiquing this in an artistic capacity.
And we're making judgmental artistic calls and artistic commentary over the copyrighted material, which falls under fair use.
Go suck it.
How you like that?
Go suck it.
Put the PC shut on for Christ's sake, copyright police.
That one didn't count.
You're evicted from the hotel.
I screwed it up.
You're evicted from the ghost.
For doing what you're doing.
You know what you're screaming, buddy?
All right, you know what?
All right, go shove it up, you ass.
All right.
Interruption bitch.
All right, that's it.
We're not watching this movie.
We're never going to end with this fucking movie, man.
All right.
I'm tired.
I'm tired of fucking with you trolls over here.
All I want to do is do a fucking, you know, a decent family entertainment movie stream so that we can fucking, you know, do this.
And I'm tired of this shit, dude.
I'm tired.
I could be at Twin Peaks right now, man.
I'm not even joking around.
You people make me fucking sick.
All right.
Now, what do you want to do?
All right.
Since y'all been interrupting me on text-to-speech, somebody text to speech me what the fuck they want to do since you interrupted my fucking movie.
All of you.
Interruption bitch.
Copyright police.
Here's an interruption.
How ghost met his wife.
Mundane Matt, especially that piece of shit.
Tobacco.
Another 15-fucker.
ST Mike.
Me Magician.
Dumb and Pedo Tard Tour.
Whatever the fuck that means.
Cry more baby bitch.
Duva Dude was actually cool in text to speech.
We got some idiot who just donated periods.
Thomas Albin's Gums.
Yo, fuck yourself with that name.
Gummy Bear Radio and another mundane Matt.
Mundane Matt is a fucking piece of crap.
Light me magician boy who has an obsession over dark me magician girl.
The trolls.
This movie equals Gum's bio.
Dark me magician girl.
That stupid slut bag.
No.
Don Vito equals Gum's father.
Khabib, especially Khabib.
All right.
Ghost has a foot fetish.
ST Mike.
The Jew who couldn't shoot.
What?
Oh, let's do the dateline.
Let's do the dateline.
Oh, let's do the date line.
Let's watch paint dry.
Are you serious?
Oh, my God.
I mean, don't tempt me because I'll keep the damn paint drying so you sons of bitches can be sitting there waxing your carrot to it or whatever the hell you're doing.
I mean, if you want to watch paint dry, I'll do it, boy.
I mean, don't tempt me with that, because I'll damn do it.
Raid streams, who's on?
Who the hell is on?
Is there any stream on for Christ's sake?
You said Ice Poseidon is on, right?
What the hell is Ice Poseidon doing?
He's going to Japan again, dude.
I mean, oh, Jesus Christ.
All right, we're going to what is it?
Put the PC shot.
Oh, my God.
What is that?
Okay.
You're sharing a restaurant.
Dude, what are you doing?
Here, let's take this off of money, pretty much.
Or material.
What the fuck is this?
Is this guy getting his damn cards red or something?
I mean, look at this, Brock.
She looked like she didn't miss a fucking meal, huh?
And they're backwards.
Oh, dude, are you kidding me?
And look at Ice Poseidon, man.
He's 3,000 Andy.
I mean, look at this 3,000 Andy over here, for Christ's sake.
Oh, my God.
Or somebody could be in the middle of the day.
That's sad.
And he wants to go back to Japan.
I mean, Ice Poseidon, dude, you got to get back to work.
I'm not even joking.
I mean, you think this is content?
This is a fatty reading your cards.
She could be at least showing a little bit more cleavage there, Ace.
I mean, lagging.
Oh, my God.
A slower process getting out of the way.
This is an actual stream.
We got 3,000 Andy.
Are you having a slow process of receiving or giving help?
Depending on which side of the spectrum.
Oh, my God.
How do I know that?
Trying to rip off.
How do I know?
Hold on.
We got a donut.
Hold on.
What is it, mundane man?
Oh, my God.
You didn't call this the Saturday Night Movie Show, for fuck's sake.
Hey, something.
Stream snipe.
Hey, calm down.
All right.
That's what we're doing now.
Sit there.
Shut up, mundane man.
No more shit-tier jackass movies.
Shit-tier jackass movie.
Don't fucking go there.
I like that movie, you piece of crap.
This could be just like a music.
Wait a minute.
Can't abuser.
Give me a break.
No, shit.
GX in the chat is right, man.
GX in the chat.
A friendly medic is in there with a GX.
I'll shout out a teeth in Vietnam.
Look at all the aspects of your life.
Fuck that recipe.
All right.
I lost my fucking.
I got my teeth.
I've got my teeth.
For Christ's sake.
GX in the chat.
All right.
Who else is it?
We got Spermy.
Spermy the cat is kind of feeling like Miss AK is in the house, even though she's in there.
Tijuana genius.
Monkey De la Rocha.
We got Coop in there.
What why?
We've got a friendly mic.
We've seen you a friendly medic.
We get it, dude.
We got Mr. Burson in this chat.
We got Max Out Best.
Too many passions.
We got Jackler in the house.
We got Kevin.
What's going on?
Rodrigo Farrow.
We've got Black Frost.
Alright.
We got Odd Eyes Magician.
We got Flamin' Creations in ISIS.
I'm giving GX shout-outs in ISIS chat if you're wondering.
Polly the polar bear.
The NSA is watching.
We've got GX in the chat for Scuff Talik's chip.
Not funny, Kans abuser.
That's not funny, you asshole.
The amazing Alzma, there's Skirmy again, Austrial Brilliance, Mario Luigi.
Hold on, these are going pretty fast.
The Individualante, we got Jessico.
There's Jessica.
I thought I banned you already.
I banned you one over here.
Bozo the tard.
Kent Keene, what's going on to Keene?
Cloudzack, 1090.
What's going on to Zoomie?
Definitely not a boyfriend.
We've got Bannigers.
What's going on?
We've got Ruskin.
Well, I forgot what the hell that name is.
Who else do we have here in the chat?
Black Hat in that.
I don't think that could be like my girlfriend.
All right, dude, this is a horrible old McDonald's sitting on a fence, picking his knee with a monkey red.
This is me.
Cracked his bows and he pissed all over his overalls.
What the hell is this, dude?
This is a horrible stream, dude.
Or maybe that's.
What's up, Mia?
Oh, no, somebody's back at him.
Train lover 567.
This is a horrible stream, dude.
And Leo is a fire sign.
I mean, look, I'm going to go look for somebody else.
I'm not going to sit here and continue doing this.
All right.
Fighting off something and then I'm not doing that.
What's up, William Castro in the house?
William Castro.
If you look at it in a minute, I'm not doing this.
The American fetus.
But that's a good one.
Only because.
I mean, this is so stupid, dude.
The remnants of this area.
This is so stupid, man.
All right, let's get out of here.
This is so dumb.
Let's go look for another streamer.
I mean, this is, I mean, no wonder you're 3,000 Andy Ice Poseidon.
Good God.
All right, get me out of here for Christ's sake.
What kind of a snipe was that?
All right, who else is available?
Who else is online for Christ's sake, man?
Jesus, God, that was fucking disgusting, man.
What the hell's this problem?
Hold on.
Is EBZ?
Is EBZ on?
Let's see what's going on with EBZ.
Is he on?
No, he's not on.
He's not.
No, nobody's on.
Nobody's on.
What is it, Wheelchair Jew?
All right.
Oh, my God.
I have now donated $40 if you don't play the second video link I have sent, which I will put again.
I will charge back to the first 15 of the nights.
Hey, you do that.
Go ahead and do that, man.
And I'll just show PayPal that you just threatened to charge back with malicious intent.
Believe me, I throw cases against folks that admit they're doing things with malicious intent, and PayPal has no problem investigating and doing all that.
So don't even go there, dude.
Don't even go there, okay?
Don't even go there.
Rosio Kelly is live.
All right, well, hold on just a second, Kans Abuser.
I'm going to play Wheelchair Jews.
Stupid fucking video.
All right, so let's see what the hell this is.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
You went through all this trouble so that you can tar it out to this wheelchair Jew?
Are you fucking kidding me?
We're wasting our time watching this, you stupid idiot.
Are you fucking kidding me?
We played it and- And by the way, don't ever threaten to do that again.
Believe me, I've won many cases on people that have malicious.
I mean, PayPal doesn't mess around with that shit.
Just FYI.
I'm just telling you.
Anyway, let's move on.
According to Cannes Abuser, Rosie O'Kelly is live.
And if y'all don't know Rosie O'Kelly, she, let's take a look.
You fucking asshole.
What's this target?
You fucking asshole.
All right, I'm not, you know, don't shove it up here.
Fucking Rosie O'Kelly is not live, you ass crack.
Fucking cans abuser, you piece of shit.
Oh, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
EBZ just came online.
Hold on, put the PC shot on.
is this?
Malicious PayPal Cases00:15:30
Man, what is this?
Hey, hey, Milk Dunn.
Do some content, baby.
I'm sick and tired of EBZ just sitting around acting like a California raisin.
You know, I mean, come on, man.
Do some content.
Jesus Christ, man.
Oh, my God.
You're just sitting there, man.
You're just sitting there, for Christ's sake.
All right.
I'm not, I'm not.
Kevin, shut up.
I thought I banned you, Kevin.
Oh, that's right.
You're in EBZ's chat.
Jesus Christ.
What's up, Mario, Luigi, and Yoshi in the house?
What's going on to Monkey De La Rocha?
We in the house, baby.
GX.
Oh, man.
What the hell is that?
You alright, EBZ?
What's up to Mr. Person?
What's up to Space Ghost?
What's up to Von Dayton?
What's up to Flaming Creations?
What's up to Tim McCrab?
Is he trying to write some lyrics or something here?
Let's rap to this.
All right.
Let's rap to this.
Black Frost just said, hey, what's going on up in Hay?
We got the American Fetus and Six Inch Andy.
What the fuck am I doing while I keep the nine handy?
Oh, ghost is a boomer?
You're wrong.
Cause everybody knows that I got a big schlong.
I'm the man.
Do you understand?
Bozo the tard knows he's not the man.
Train lover 567 on his way to heaven.
Cause I do 211s with my AK-47.
God damn, I'm flowing off the head.
Because everybody fucks with me.
They end up dead.
Come on now, EBZ.
You ain't got Nathan.
Everybody looking at me like I'm Satan.
But let me tell you like this.
You don't want none.
Because everyone knows I die with my gun.
Come and get some.
Fuck, all right, that's enough.
All right.
All right, now EBZ's noticing that something's in his chat and he's not very happy about it.
All right, that's not, you know, that's not very, anyway, what's, I'm not being racist, man.
All right, I'm not being racist.
Hey, Summer Dreamer in the house.
EBZ 6 Sugar.
That's pretty funny.
Little Bat Tijuana genius.
Put on another beat, baby.
Put on another beat.
We'll rap some more.
Okay.
We'll rap some more.
Oh, uh.
Come on.
Or he's gonna throw it?
You'll throw some rhymes, baby?
Let's hear it, EBZ.
Let's throw them rhymes, baby.
What's up, Team Scares, Bannigers, Anthony J. Come on, man.
Odd Eyes Magician.
Uh, here, let me let the beat go for a second.
I'm gonna throw a 16 on this beat because everybody knows that I rap with heat.
It's the OG ghost, the ghost with the most.
The host with the most, but I don't mean to brag a boast.
God damn, I'm the man, don't you understand?
Gets real wicked with the mic in my hand.
God damn.
Don't try to make fun of me because everybody's treating me like I just shot a Kennedy.
GX in the chat.
Oh, wait a minute.
Dark meme magician, girl.
Check her out.
Dark me magician, girl.
Dark mean magician.
You son of a bitch.
You son of a bitch.
God damn it.
I can't believe you.
I can't believe you, man.
That was a splice, by the way.
Hey, EBZ, that's a splice, man.
Make no mistake.
These hoes are fucking racist as well.
Oh!
Oh, based EBZ, say make no mistake.
Worse than the men.
These hoes is racist as well.
Oh, these hoes is racist.
These hoes is racist.
All right, let's continue with the beat, all right?
Here, I'm gonna brat battle EBZ.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Uh come on, when's the beat coming on?
Come on, EBZ.
You don't want none of me.
Don't you understand?
I'm the real G on the internet, or should I say the web?
Because everyone that fucks with me ends up dead off the internet forever.
Because everyone knows I'm troll clever.
Don't you understand?
I'm a wicked one.
Do you understand?
I'm the only one.
Come and do this.
All right, that's enough.
All right, we're getting too black.
We're getting too bad.
We're getting too black right now.
All right.
R.I.P. Etika.
Now that we're getting a little black in here, all right?
Yeah, yeah.
All right.
What are you doing, EBZ?
Do something, man.
Do something, man.
Fucking California raisin-looking motherfucker.
Do something, man.
Come on, man.
Hold on, what is this?
The field of local live all mental health.
Oh, my God.
What is it?
Ghost isn't just racist.
He's also homophobic and a hambone.
We still love him, though, Zoxox, Oxox.
I am not a fucking homophobe.
I am not a racist, all right?
Jesus Christ.
Come on, Milk Dud.
Do something, man.
Come on.
Do some, you know, come on, man.
What's up to the individualani?
Come on.
Oh, wait a minute.
I fucking turned the shit off.
Sorry about that.
That sound off there for a second.
Come on, EBZ.
It's not hard to rhyme raps, dude.
Yo, yo, EBZ, you milk gut ass fool.
You don't want none of this, or I'm going to throw you in the pool because blacks, they say they can't swim.
But everybody knows I look like a white man named Jim.
So what you got to say?
I talk shit like this every single day.
I'm a troll to the soul to the bullet hole.
It ain't nothing you can say, but you're saying no.
Because, I mean, EBZ's just sitting around like waxing his freaking carrot or something, all right?
Come on.
They call him EBZ, but he ain't got none of thee because I'm the OG.
You should have known I'm from the SAT, San Antonio, Texas, where we drive our Lexus.
Because we can flex this.
Come and get some.
I'm telling you, I know Iran, dude.
I'm not even joking.
Hold on, what?
What?
What?
Field of local live hall methods.
Oh my god.
Can't rap for shit.
And hey, cans abuser, did you actually donate this?
Oh my god.
Oh.
Of course, you gotta make fun of Pantera so you can piss me off, but you're you know, it's on another stream.
I mean, you gotta be kidding me, man.
Oh, my God.
Look, he left.
He left on that note.
He left on that note.
All right, I'm done with this stream.
This stream sucks a cock with it.
All right.
Excuse my freaking belch.
Let's get that chair, baby.
All right, what else is going on?
Hold on.
Let's go somewhere else.
All right, let's go somewhere else because I mean, this guy's just hanging around.
I mean, we ain't got time for that.
We ain't got time for, you know, some black guy to just be hanging around, dude.
We ain't got time for that shit.
So, anyway, are there anybody?
Is anybody live right now?
I mean, I don't think there's anybody live.
All right, we got an ice Poseidon.
We got an Ice Poseidon.
That was some lame-ass garbage.
I mean, anybody else live?
Let me go see if there's anything live going on.
All right, let's go see if there's anything live going on here for Christ's sake.
All right, see what we have here.
Look, we're going to try to raid some folks, but hold on, hold on, let's see this.
Hold on.
I found a live guy.
Oh, you're monetizing.
What if I were to tell you that the purpose of our highest potential is this?
Amazing.
Absolutely amazing.
Every time I channel them.
PC shot.
This is a test.
Energy is very thin.
The energy.
Oh, wait, wait.
This is one of those new age guys.
This is packed with information.
This is one of those new age dudes.
And it's so multi-dimensional to the point where I can't really define it.
We can just come together.
So when I hear people say, do you understand what I'm just like?
Or when I hear myself say stuff like, I say stuff all the time, and I just don't understand.
I mean, oh, my God.
The purpose of life.
Let me know.
Whatever.
Like words that are like, just go ahead.
Let me know.
Like, insisting or anyway, what's going on to Miss Ak?
I can't even buy anything.
Shut up, Keem Scares.
At all.
All right.
Spur me the cat again.
Father Time.
All right, I'm not saying that stupid name.
Who else do we have here?
We got Mario Luigi Yoshi.
And this is the first time.
We've got Keem Scares, Cloud Zach, 1090.
We're kind of suffocating.
What's going on, everybody?
Enter Banny Gurs in the house.
Mr. Burger.
Father Time88.
So you and I can have a discussion over coffee.
What's going on, Black Frosty?
This guy's talking about we can have conversations going on.
And you have to understand we can do things together.
Energy wants to feel itself all the time.
Energy, dude.
So you and I can start a conversation.
You go out and you continue the conversation with someone else.
It's that energy is ascending.
All right.
The second that we go, this is this way.
This way.
It can only be this way.
It can only be this.
We're throwing it in.
This dude has a picture of a horsehead in the background.
Brony or not brony.
And not to mention, is that his bed?
I've learned how to really embrace it.
This guy in an efficiency?
This poor man.
He's in an efficiency, dude.
Look at this.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Uh-oh, look, he's going to try to ban people.
Look at how he's touching it.
He's going to ban some of you.
So, um.
He's gonna ban.
He's like, oh my god, this is disrupting my energy.
Well, Clyde just came in with a message as I was talking into the video.
Somebody talk about his efficiency apartment.
One of the reasons he's.
Say, why are you an efficiency apartment if you've got good energy?
You know what I mean?
Blend some of his tone.
Oh, my God.
There's his sofa.
Which is, I do think it's a little bit more.
Okay, there's it.
You can see his bed frame.
Okay, that's actually a fairly expensive bed frame, but it's only for twin beds, so it's not as expensive.
He's got this old 70s mirror where you can see a corner of a wall in this direction.
So this is like an efficiency apartment, dude.
Can add so that's cool.
What are you talking about?
Maybe that's why he came in.
All right, this guy's getting boring.
All right.
We're out of here in two minutes, and this guy's just.
Oh, I've got trolls.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
You got trolls?
I'm still a point of attraction.
The troll is still.
Any troll.
I'm the point of attraction.
Did you hear him?
How I view it is the trolls are still loved.
Oh, if they happen to be on here right now.
The trolls are still loved.
I'm a pretty awesome magnet.
Look, he's loving this.
I'm a troll magnet.
It's up to them to see.
Somebody gave him $109.
Hopefully, they can.
Somebody gave him $109 for this shit.
Are you kidding me?
With what we'd never resolve from.
Somebody gave this schmuck $109 for saying this fucking New Age hooey.
And I've done a lot of sessions, and that's kidding me.
I mean, do I gotta bring in Mr. Optimism up in here to get this kind of money?
I have nothing but love for you.
Are you fucking joking?
Oh, my God.
$109!
You never land on a page for no reason.
Oh, my God.
Give me my drink.
So if anyone wants to hate, they're doing it on my page, which is my dimension.
So they've got to be.
Oh, we're doing it.
If we're hating, we're doing it in his dimension.
Look at that, huh?
So, you're doing it in my dimension.
How do you like that, huh?
Be gone, don't care.
Be gone.
I saw that I got a donation.
Thank you, by the way.
Appreciate that.
You got $109, man.
Hell are you talking about?
Spermy the Cat.
I love your name.
We're giving you a shout-out.
How does Spermy do that?
Honestly, it's an amazing name.
How does Spermy the Cat do that?
You just made my night.
Seriously.
Look, Spermy the Cat just made this fruits night.
Can you believe this?
Spermy the cat.
Why do we feel like we need other people's money?
Home man.
That's it's not our fault.
He's more entertaining.
Fuck you, scroll for the truth, or I go fuck yourself, all right?
Look, God didn't.
That's enough.
All right, I've had enough of that.
Let's move on to another one, all right?
Let's get out of here to study himself through us.
All right, we get it.
Yeah, you're giving us a bunch of new age hooey.
Yeah, I'm sure your mother's very proud.
All right, we're on YouTube.
We're looking for streams up in here.
Let me see what's going on here.
All right.
You got a lot of people looking at these streams, dude.
There's a lot of streams on here tonight.
Hold on, wait a minute.
Looking for anime party.
Who the fuck is this?
Put the PC shut on.
That's it.
Looking for an anime party.
Look at this shit.
Who is this guy?
There's people that are patreoning this guy.
This guy's got 220k followers.
Oh, my God.
Oh, thank you.
Dusty Ball sack.
Yeah, real funny asshole.
It's from here.
They're buying something for cosplay.
It's like six episodes long.
I highly recommend that.
Oh, my God.
What kind of fruits did I just come across?
What kind of fruits did I just come across?
I'm good at it.
Oh my god.
Shout Out Spermy Cat00:14:26
Damn.
This is Carbuck.
Jesus, you're going to Sperm.
Shout out, Spermy.
Shout out, Spermy.
He did it again.
Yo, Spermy the cat.
Looking for.
How do you do that?
What?
I'm going to be outside.
Yeah.
He just did it again.
Fine.
I don't know.
I'm trying to find out.
Oh, my God.
What fucking.
I'm going to Starbucks.
How cliche, dude?
How cliche?
He's looking for an anime party.
This guy's looking for an anime party, and he's admitting it.
Oh, wait a minute.
Is this the anime con?
We all know when that is.
Oh, my God.
No.
This is major cringe, for heaven's sake, dude.
You got to be shitting.
Okay, so a DJ is supposed to arrive here.
Oh, my God.
This is an anime con, dude.
Oh, for fuck's sake, man.
Absolute baby.
This is an anime con.
Where's the party?
I don't know, man.
We're trying to find it.
Oh, my God.
Look at all the fruits that are walking around out here.
This is America's.
Why is everyone saying GX?
What's your username on it?
Huh?
What's your username on that?
Oh, my God.
Look at all this autism, dude.
I'm not even looking at all this autism.
They're trying to say your GX.
I don't have an X, dude.
GX is a racist thing, bro.
GX is a race.
Don't tell these anime pricks that.
Yes.
GX is not racist, you asshole.
Oh.
Ghost politics.
Oh, wait, no, DJ.
Where?
Oh, shit.
You settled it.
Who's ghost politics?
Why don't you fucking look around, boy?
13-bar food review.
Jesus Christ.
The notorious racist called.
Don't call me a racist, dude.
Oh, Mike.
What the fuck is this guy eating?
Oh, my God.
It looks like a hammerhead schlong.
Oh, God.
What the fuck, what am I, what am I, fucking enemy fruits, dude.
Anime fruits?
Tastes like honey?
I don't really care what it tastes like.
I'm done with this stupid.
I'm done with this shit.
I'm so done with this shit.
I'm not even, I'm done.
Take it off.
Take it the fuck off.
I mean, good God.
I mean, come on, dude.
I mean, are you serious?
This is what's streaming on YouTube, folks.
Okay?
This is what's streaming on YouTube.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Who else do we have here?
Oh, my God.
I mean, are these people actually streaming, man?
Hold on, who is this?
All right, hold on.
I have to do this.
I have to do this.
Put the PC shut on.
This is somebody streaming right now.
YouTube is for entertainment, but the losers keep it ish going.
Keep the ish going?
The fuck does that mean?
And look at all the mods in this broads chat, dude.
Oh, my God.
This bitch has got to GoFundMe.
Let's check out her GoFundMe.
What is this?
GoFundMe.
We want a thousand bucks.
Hey, y'all, I'm raising money to build my YouTube channel.
I'm raising money to build my YouTube channel.
I'm a beauty vlogger, and donations will greatly be appreciated.
Oh, man.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Oh, my God.
Come on, man.
Oh, dude.
Oh, my God.
You're going to do something, baby.
Oh, shit.
Hold on.
We can't hear you.
What happened?
What happened?
Can y'all hear, or is it just on my stream?
Hold on.
Maybe it could be mine.
It could be my shit.
Hold on just a second here.
Can y'all hear?
No, you can't hear her, right?
No sound?
There's no sound.
All right, get her out of here.
Look, she looks depressed.
She looks like the man.
I'm just trying to be my YouTube.
I got nothing but a bunch of racists, baby.
I can't believe these motherfuckers are going to come in here and be racist to Big Mama like this, baby.
I'm beautiful by Joy Vlogs, baby.
I got me a GoFundMe up in this motherfucker.
You know what I'm saying?
I can't.
I know I'm going to do.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm trying.
You'll get me my vlog going on, man.
I got me a chip bag over here.
This motherfucker.
Look at this.
I got me a chip bag over there.
Oh my God.
This bitch is on on a Saturday night trying to raise money for her beauty vlog while eating a bag of chips, man.
Now, that is a Saturday night, isn't it?
Oh, my God, baby.
Come on, baby.
What are you doing, baby?
Look, she's getting her feelings hurt.
All right.
Don't cry, baby.
Don't cry.
Baby, don't cry, baby.
You just got to keep on trucking, baby.
Oh, my God.
She mad, man.
She's mad over this motherfucker.
She's like, how the hell did these motherfuckers get in my motherfucking street, man?
You know what I'm saying?
I can't believe this motherfucker.
All right, let's get off of here.
These people are, all right.
She turned her sound off because, you know, she's getting a little uneasy, you know.
All right, who else do we have out here that we can get some live streaming going on to here?
What's going on?
What is this?
Life update and meetup in Los Angeles.
This is some Oriental.
Let's take a look at them.
Let's take a look.
All right.
What is this?
I got another one.
Put the PC shut on.
This is an old-fashioned ramen stand.
What the fuck?
This is a single series.
Look at that.
So this took me a while.
I don't know if I'm disturbed or impressed by this little, like, wontong soup stand or whatever the fuck this is.
Maybe 30, 40 minutes to make.
Oh, my God.
He made this.
What is it?
Look at that.
This is a model.
This old-fashioned ramen stand.
It's a ramen stand.
Excuse me.
I thought it was like kung pao or something.
Dude, this is the internet, dude.
I'm not even joking.
This is the fucking internet.
I mean, listen.
The craftsmanship.
Hey, Spermy the cat.
What?
Spermy did it again!
How does that?
What the fuck, Spermy?
And this is one of the things.
How the fuck did you do that, man?
Fucking Spermy the cat is getting fucking shout-outs in every stream we go.
I also got a Wagashi shop.
I ordered it.
Oh, my God.
Look at that.
You know, that pisses me off.
That pisses me off.
Oh, American time.
Oh, my God.
Crack a beer with me, Ning.
I'm cracking a beer now.
I can't believe Spermy the cat.
There was one Singapore one, so I got that.
Is that a dog?
Is that a real dog?
No, I don't sell these, Kevin.
Is that a real dog like sitting there, like all disciplined and shit, like afraid to leave the corner?
Look at that dog.
I love this.
This is so.
Oh, wait a minute.
That's a real dog.
Look at it.
He's just sitting there in the corner.
That poor dog was scared shitless.
I mean, y'all see that?
Looking forward to the dog's just sitting there in the corner.
Wheelchair Jew.
Hey, what's up?
What's up?
Wheelchair Jew?
Give a fucking shout out?
Ah, yeah.
Okay.
Yes, Justin is in the background, as you can see.
Oh, my God.
Hardyk, is this your room you're sitting in?
Actually, no, this is actually the guest room.
This is when my mother or my friend or my sister come to visit.
This is the room that they stay in.
Yeah.
It's actually only big enough for one.
Jesus Christ.
This is a single bed.
What?
No name.
What do you want?
No name.
But no, I'm stuck listening to some fat feels badman ramble on about stupid shit.
Oh, fuck you.
Fuck you, asshole, alright?
Look, we're watching this crash.
Is one of the most comfortable rooms in the entire apartment.
I don't know.
I feel bad for the dog.
I mean, the dog, you know, typically when you're a good dog owner, they usually come to you.
They don't want to leave your side.
That dog is like, get me out.
But what makes it?
Yeah, no kidding.
Don't Orientals eat dogs isn't it?
Don't Orientals eat the dog?
Yeah, so it doesn't feel very small.
All right.
You know what?
I'm done.
All right.
I'm done with this.
All right.
Hey, Benny Gers.
What's up?
What with Benny Gers?
Yes.
He just gave Banny Gers a goddamn shout out.
Yeah.
Thank you, Marks.
I really like it.
Oh, my God.
This is getting stupid now, dude.
This is getting ridiculous.
You know, you see more of my models of a director.
All right, I'm going to leave this guy alone.
This guy, this guy, you know, I want whatever this guy's smoking.
I want to be honest with you, alright?
Because you're just taking a snapshot.
I want what this guy is smoking.
And I have a hope of the best.
I want what this guy's smoking.
I'm not even kidding.
That is just raid this.
Oh, my God.
Here, go to this one.
All right, well, let's go check it out.
All right.
This is supposed to be a raid this.
Here we go.
Raid this one.
All right, let's see what the hell this is.
All right, it's a 15 bucker, so we're obligated to do it.
So let's take a look at this.
What is this shit?
I'm an HD.
Oh, my God.
It's this guy.
How the fuck did you do that?
It's this guy.
Spermy the cat and get fucking ghost son.
No, it's this guy again.
I'll put low.
Are you ghostless?
Wait a minute.
Is this like, is this live or is this guy like chilling or playing recording?
Cracking beer with Dan B. Sing us a song or something, dude.
Hey.
Sing us a song or something.
I don't know.
Cancer.
Alright, so time for some shout-outs.
Kazakh 1090 cancer.
Hey, wait, don't get shout-outs.
You donate it so you can get shout-outs on your stream.
Are you kidding me?
Let more dogs here.
I mean, go get it.
Get Ghostler here, and I will shout you out, Spermi.
Hey, look, Sperby the cat gets another fucking shout-out.
Look at this shit.
All right.
Neil Sperby the cat gets another shout out.
Neil Schmidt, you got a job.
Do you understand why I kick Smurvy's ass out of here?
Ghost is watching.
Is this Kitty Rogers' son?
Is this Kenny Rogers' son?
Hey, somebody tell him, ha, how are you doing?
This is Kenny Rogers' jackass.
Somebody tell him to say that.
What?
Well, I was rolling for a while.
Goldie.
What do you want me to be looking at these total masses of stuff, but no, I'm not good at listening to some of that feels good.
Jack's in the chat.
Yeah, GX in the chat.
He says he knows GX.
This is Kenny Rogers' son.
I'm not even joking.
Wherever this kid is from, wherever this guy's from, Kenny Rogers had a concept.
Fuck the woman.
And this is it right here.
I'm just kidding.
Don't worry.
Hey, what's up to Bandigers?
And Bandi Gers now?
Don't worry in the chair, fella.
No, sorry, I'm not.
I'm about 15 states away from the hambone.
Alright, what is this?
Excuse me.
You just gave Bandikers a goddamn shout out.
Oh my god, this guy is what is he doing?
Is he playing charades?
Is he trying to be like me?
What's going on to Wheelchair Joe?
Hey, simulator player, what's up, dude?
How you doing, man?
I don't think you're meant to say anything, but here we are.
Is this guy saying what I'm saying?
Yeah, why don't you sing a song with me?
All right, guy, how about this?
How about this?
This is Raven Fist.
Hold on, Rayless.
How's it going?
A little bit of Randy Travis since we were talking about some country music.
How about this?
Fire Lady Day.
Oh, my God has so much longer you, so much longer you, so much longer you, so much longer you.
Sing us a song.
Yes.
Oh, he wants me to sing him a song.
Sing us a song or something.
Yes, sir.
And you know the truth.
Oh, God.
Because we all know who Ghost is.
Alex Jones.
People say that.
Creditors Dirty Wheelchair Prudence is entertainment.
Are you shut up?
I am not entertainment the car.
Shut up.
Shut the hell up.
I'm not fucking in the hand of the cards.
Shout out.
Oh, my God.
Alright, I think I've had enough of this.
Sing Us A Song00:16:01
You understand why I keep Smurpy's ass out of here?
Look at this guy.
We got Calvinist for Trump here.
Now he's pulling communists as well.
Oh, that's great.
That's great.
Alright, I've had enough of this, dude.
I'm not going to keep doing this.
Hold on, stream cutout.
Stream cut out.
Shout out to the Scottish Alex Jones game.
What is that?
Obama PC?
Hey, somebody tell us, oh, how are you doing?
All right, that's enough, dude.
All right.
Thank you very much for the 15 bucks, dude.
But, you know, let's go take a look at a couple other live streams here.
All right.
Hold on just a second.
All right.
Yeah.
You know, I hope y'all enjoyed that.
That was donated by 15 Bucker up in here.
Let's see who we have.
Uh-oh.
Saturday Night Energies.
Looks like some redhead.
He has to.
Because I'm seeing this card here, the alchemist or the magician, but he has to put together a lot of different card readers.
It's not an easy, you know, oh, it's all about what is up with this.
He's trying to do this crap.
The unfortunate thing is that some of these masculines, I'm going to switch the deck.
I realize some of these masculines we're all going to die one day.
And like, what are you going to do?
Look back and be happy that you spent 30 hours in a day.
Well, you know, like 20 hours a day making money or chasing or trying to.
That's what poor people say.
Hi, Spermi the Cat.
Oh, no!
Spermy the cat again!
How does he do this shit?
How does Spermi the cat do this?
I can't be shouting out all of that, you guys.
Oh, my God.
Fucking Spermy, man.
Let me just deal with this for one second and I'll get to this deck.
My favorite.
Oh, look, she's dealing with the trolls up in here.
She doesn't like it.
Let me see who's throwing GS.
Shout out your political beliefs ever.
Uh-oh.
She's getting discarded.
What's up, Mr. Person?
What's up, Father Time?
Jackler got deleted.
Wheelchair Jew got deleted.
But yeah.
Who else we got?
Coach.
I should.
Give me a break.
11.
Wait a minute.
Are those anime tarot cards?
This is a new deck I got from Adam.
Fucking anime tarot cards, dude.
I've seen it a lot.
I'm done, dude.
I've had a lot of fun.
Look at that picture.
I love the picture.
Fucking anime.
I know they're dark.
The messages are quite meaningful, and I'm going to read from the book because I'm still memorizing them and learning them.
This one I haven't seen yet.
Anime tarot cards.
This deck is really dark.
There's actually only one masculine image in the deck.
Look at Kabib in the chat.
He's like, stupid cat.
There's a couple other little boy and a man here.
A little boy.
A little goy.
But this deck is special.
So the autumn bride.
And it's interesting because in this card, I remember when I pulled it up, what I was thinking down there is autumn, but I didn't mention it.
Good God, Brock.
Because I don't know what that has to do.
So let's see.
She's got a lot of fun.
There is a beautiful flow of energy around you.
I'm shooting.
And people around you can sense and feel the glow existing.
I got to take some exuberating.
Okay.
I'm going to read this whole thing, but I want to talk about this for a second because you know what this is saying?
What?
What is it saying?
You have to really watch what you are manifesting right off the bat before I read it.
You want to know what this woman is missing.
People see your energy.
It is.
You want to know what this woman is missing.
She's missing a cock.
Excuse my French.
It's already patch 1230.
She is.
If she had a cock, she wouldn't be here.
Okay.
If she had a man that gave a crap about her, she wouldn't be here.
It will, if you are.
I'm just saying.
Though be aware of physical those who drain your energy when they see your light shining brightly.
But you know what the issue is here for some of the feminines?
Is you're draining your own energy because you're focusing too much on other people's light, which isn't really light because it's probably a facade.
I believe you're focusing on what you think is going on with this person.
What a cookster.
If you feel you are in the need for healing, this card suggests that you feel like he's.
Feel the grasp beneath your Are there games coaching something which will help you to feel rejuvenated time?
Or reading like two lines at once: rejuvenated.
This is an excellent, excellent time to tap into your inner thoughts.
Your mind is calm and receptive.
I mean, seriously.
Well, you're going to have to get it.
This is a trap.
And you put up some really good energy.
I just think this is some cookster run.
And look at all the people don't.
That's the thing, Raymond.
It's not even Master Manifestor's time.
It's number 11.
You know?
Oh, my God.
But you got to put your energy in the right direction because you can literally attract anything you want.
Divine feminines on here.
Somebody put scuffed.
So the next card we got, because I love this deck.
I want to pull more from it.
Man, you see, somebody said nice tits and number 20.
Started popping those up.
Surrendering to the magic.
Thank you.
Okay.
I just want to see what's going on there, but thank you.
There's so much.
She's like, hey, I'm actually getting money for this shit.
This is what I'm talking about.
She's not keep going.
She's like, look, I'm actually making it.
You are not listening to me.
It must be the anime cards.
You only have to do it.
It must be this new deck that I have that looks like you're going to be able to get it.
So awaken these primal senses.
Your inability not to trust your instincts is leading you down a little bit.
Can you believe this bitch has got 15,000 followers?
Can you believe this?
You are feeling frustrated.
15,000 followers working with you.
Is this Dark Bay Magician?
You're not quite understandably magician, girl.
What is it?
Demoralized.
Oh.
That's deep.
You must.
There are good fortune.
Do not hide your potential.
Bring it out into the world and shine your light.
You will be amazed at how quickly life can turn around for the better when your heart and soul are in harmony.
Honestly.
Hey, lady, you got people donating.
You can literally turn things around.
You've got people donating to keep your fucking stupid Puerto Rican face out of the cards and go and take a look at the donos.
Maybe not the first time.
Maybe not every time.
But it will work.
What are you talking about, Cookster?
Oh my gosh.
Like, I did just, I was able to manifest.
I was able to change my mood, and all of a sudden, somebody's like, this bitch is talking about it.
Okay, number 35.
Number 35.
Journey at Dust.
Oh, good God.
New beginnings and opportunity.
All right, I'm fine.
As you work your way through life's obstacles, you will suddenly turn a corner and arrive at a clear.
Seriously, hey, if you're going to be streaming, is a message I get to do anything you need to do.
If you're going to be streaming, the least you can do is fucking pay attention to the folks that are donating to your fucking stream.
How hard is that?
Living life.
How fucking hard is that for Christ's sake?
I mean, she's already made close to $10, and she's just using the donos as a means of like, hey, they really like me.
They really like me.
Look at her, she's ignoring the donos.
Sorry.
You fucking cookster broad.
Jesus Christ.
All right, that's enough.
I'm done.
I'm done with this.
I'm sorry for all the folks that donated from this stream and she didn't even fucking, you know, acknowledge it.
That's fucked up.
So there's a typo, which is a lot of fun.
You all call me a scammer.
I mean, this bitch is taking the donations as a means of continuing this fight.
She's spitting out of her suckles.
Do not have to rush this.
Be gone, five.
As soon as they come.
Be gone.
Probably maybe just as they thought.
I'm wondering if there's typos here.
Making the right choices and character to help things will work out.
So do not stretch.
See, this is what I'm getting for some of you.
You might want to just put it in.
You're a fucking idiot.
All right.
Go eat some codfish.
All right, who the hell else do we got out here?
Oh my god.
Hold on, let's look for somebody that doesn't have too many people watching him.
How about that?
Let's watch somebody that doesn't have too many people watching him.
And like, you know, they can be tickled out here.
Wait a minute.
These are all foreigners.
How come there's a lot of foreigners live streaming right now?
It's 12:45 a.m.
I mean, look at this.
Look, let me put the PC shot on.
Look at this.
I'm looking at mobile streams here, okay?
Look at this.
Look at all this goddamn foreigner crap for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, good God.
Look at all this crap.
Jesus Christ, man.
Look at all this, man.
Look, I didn't come in here to look for some Kung Pao chicken.
We already watched this idiot looking for an anime party.
Free play for charity live schlot machine action.
That sounds stupid.
Which fleece do I chew?
Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
Hold on.
Which fleece should I choose?
What the fuck is this?
Oh, no.
Wait, what is this?
Oh, come on.
That's false advertising, man.
Get this shit off.
Get it off of here.
Hey, Scott here.
Scott's.
Oh, wait a minute.
He just ended the stream.
He just ended the stream.
Never mind.
He ended the stream.
That's not.
All right, turn that shit off.
He just ended the stream.
That's not on right now.
All right.
Look at this.
I bought a drone and a gun.
Who's this guy?
Oh, local live hall man's compayment.
Oh, my God.
At least the chick was hot.
I'd rock her box, according to Ann.
No, no, no.
Can abuser.
It's called time zone, you brilliant idiot.
All right, go fuck yourself, all right?
It's only 12-something out here.
Amongst a bunch of white shit.
Hold on, who is this guy?
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
It's a weird thing about human beings.
Put the PC shot on.
Hiding in my room, I bought a drone and a gun.
What is it?
What is shit?
You feel like an outsider.
What the fuck is this?
Strange, isn't it?
Oh, my God.
I gotta turn this down.
What is this guy talking about?
What?
The field of local live hall magic payment.
Oh, my God.
You call me a racist, but you don't even know that two-thirds S of world's population is in Asia.
What the hell are you talking about?
White people are the minority in the world.
Oh, mundane mad.
White people are the minority in the world.
Is that what you're saying?
Is this Elliot Roger?
Who is this kid?
I don't like how he's sitting.
He's sitting very feminine, but there's a gun there.
There's a knife.
What is this?
That was a waste of time.
All right, that's.
I guess it's a good thing that I didn't like it because you look like an idiot.
All right, shut this guy up.
He looks like a fucking moron.
He can't even talk loud.
All right, who else do we have here?
Let's go take a look at what's going on.
Let me refresh this so we can have a fresh group of some live streamers up in here.
And we got to go down to the mobile live streams and webcams.
We already watched this broad Saturday Night Energies.
We've got things I use while filming, my camera lighting, etc.
I don't know what the hell she's doing that.
Saturday, this is with some broad named Neek LeClaire.
Who else we got here?
Who else do we have here?
How about look at these?
These are all foreigners, dude.
This is sad.
This is just fucking sad.
All right, this is just sad for Christ.
Let's go.
How about Neek?
Neek Leclerc.
What's she doing?
Hey, Neek, what's up, baby?
I don't know what what's wrong with you, baby.
In the field of what is this?
His mind's gonna play tricks on him.
It's almost 8 a.m. in Europe now.
Ghost, that's morning prime time on weekends.
All the kids and teens are up watching YouTube now.
I feel like y'all scared to call.
I mean, then why am I even on here raiding right now then?
I mean, seriously.
Man, this broad is a little thick up in here, huh?
Hey, look, if this broad's doing the same thing, hey, you can call in.
Look at this: 605-486-8756.
These motherfuckers are spamming my shit.
Oh, look, she's getting ghetto, baby.
She get y'all got her to get ghetto.
You trolls got her getting ghetto now, baby.
Hey, snap those fingers, baby.
Move that head.
All right.
Move that head sideways.
Hey, mods.
If you see this, shout me out.
Shit, please block it.
Oh.
This is spam.
Oh, my God.
Look at this bitch.
Hey, Mods, motherfucker.
You better fucking do what I say.
I'm a boss ass bitch.
Bitch.
Bitch, I'm a boss ass bitch.
Bitch.
Bitch.
Look at Khabib.
We was kings.
That's horrible, dude.
What's up to Mr. Person?
Oh, this shit is spam.
Oh, this shit is spam.
Tell her her weave looks like shit.
Oh, my God.
Somebody tell her your weave looks faker.
Is that a chin strap around your head and shit?
I guarantee you that'll fucking make her go off.
That'll make her go to the motherfucker.
You motherfucker.
The hell you talking about?
That's so irritating that people can be that bored, like and just be on some bullshit.
Be on some bullshit.
You know what I'm saying?
Fuck you, Todd.
That's why I'm voting for Kamala Harris, baby.
That's why I'm voting for Kamala Harris.
What's up, Flaming Creations?
What up, the base Hillary voter, for Christ's sake?
All right.
Okay.
You know what?
Oh, this is happening.
Somebody, they just said her weave looks like shit.
Here it goes.
They get a hold to a live.
There it goes.
And they just spam that live.
So I'm going to end this one.
Oh, come on, baby.
Everybody who is real natural.
We just joking.
Oh, fuck.
She fucking.
Oh.
I told you.
You start talking about that broads wig.
I told you.
I told you right off the bat.
You start talking about a black woman's hair hat.
Oh, no.
You forget about it, dude.
Ending Stream Over Wig00:10:21
I thought she was going to.
Oh, dude, that was horrible.
That was horrible.
I don't know.
That's just sad.
That's just fucking sad for Christ's sake.
Oh, my God.
I feel bad.
She was like, right, right when you said her.
I know black people.
You see, you people think I'm racist and shit.
I know black people.
I mr. black people.
All right.
I know right when you talk about her hair hat.
Oh, no.
She's like, I'm ending this motherfucker, man.
Y'all y'all at a real.
You know what it is.
But everybody, I'm out of here.
And that was it.
Don't ever talk about a black woman's hair.
I'll tell you that right now.
All right.
Don't ever talk about a.
I'm not even joking.
And look, people are saying this is why you got banned from YouTube.
Why?
What am I doing?
I'm actually bringing.
Dude, people are donating to these people.
What are you talking about?
Read this link.
What is this?
Raid this link.
What is this?
This better not be this S Real Kecker idiot because if it is, you just lost 15 bucks.
I'm not even joking.
All right, we're not doing any more kid, this any kid garbage.
Yeah, of course it is.
Of course.
All right, you just lost 15 bucks, you idiot.
All right, let's go move.
Let's go move to something else here.
All right, how about what's up on the webcam streams?
All right, now we just lost Meek Leclerc.
All right, we just lost Meek Leclerc.
Let's see what else we got going on over here.
Because, I mean, I want to talk to some people.
I'm, you know, these are all, everybody that's on, dude, it seems to be like from, you know, some Ching Chong or something.
All right.
I'm not even joking around.
So, let me go see what else we have here for Christ's sake.
We got mobile.
How about mobile?
All right, we got mobile.
We got a mobile here.
How about, hey, who's this?
Who's this guy?
Hey, look at this guy.
We got Greg that dude.
Greg, that dude.
Put a PC shot on.
Man, thank you so much, bro.
Like, I'm a single dad.
You just don't know how much you're saving me money.
And I'm like, y'all, that shit.
What the hell?
What's wrong with your connection, baby?
I had to block somebody today on YouTube.
I didn't even respond to when they told me that my deal was wax.
And I just blocked them.
Even though my husband's not outgoing, I'm proud to say he gives our kids to everything.
I never had to work or do anything.
He's reading comments, baby.
Never had to worry about a single day.
That's awesome, Carla Flores.
That's awesome.
Oh, wait a minute.
He's got some black mods in here.
These black streamers, I don't know.
They got mods, dude.
Even though there's like five people watching them, they're all mods.
You know, you make them a little basic ass meal.
It don't even got to be nothing extra.
See, like, you can't even ask for a shout out.
Look at that.
They delete no shit.
Some dudes know that their woman is going to take care of everything.
Oh, my God.
Greg, that dude.
We all know our roles when we get in a relationship.
You know what I'm saying?
Everybody know their role.
And when you get to know somebody and meet somebody, people have their roles.
It is what it is.
Some people are okay.
All right, I'm going.
I'm moving on.
And hey, look, hey, this is Sparta.
Let me tell you something.
You're sitting there donating 15 bucks trying to contribute to the delinquency of a minor.
All right, you idiot.
And I am not going to have any minors on this damn stream, you stupid idiot.
All right.
So, you know, if you want to challenge me to, you know, charge back on the PayPal, I'll be more than happy to tell the PayPal that you were trying to contribute to the delinquency of the minor and all that shit.
So go ahead and do it, you fucking moron.
All right, this is an 18 or upstream.
That's why on Vaughn, we can get away with what we can get away with.
But, you know, you idiots are, you know, once again, being, if you want my opinion, I think it's rather strange that you older people are out here hanging out with a little child.
And I think it's disgusting.
I'm going to tell you that right now.
That's why we're not allowing this stupid little prick to be on this broadcast.
It ain't going to happen.
So all of you older adults that are continuously doing this, you have a fucking problem.
All right.
You've got a goddamn fucking problem.
That's all I got to say.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Who else do we have here for heaven's sake?
All right.
Who else do we have here?
How about what is going on?
Hold on.
What is going on here?
This guy's still looking for an anime part.
There's no fucking streamers on here at all.
All right.
There is no streamers on here at all.
So what I'm thinking about doing is I'm going to try to look for a couple other streamers here.
And then, no, this person isn't on.
There's nobody on.
Nobody is on for Christ's sake.
Oh, shit.
Fuck it.
You see, you fucking assholes.
You make me spill my tobacco, you fucking pieces of shit.
God damn it!
Fuck!
Fucking shit, man!
God damn it!
God damn it, man!
Fucking making me spill my fucking weed and shit, you piece of crap.
I mean, excuse me, my tobacco, my tobacco.
I'm sorry, tobacco, tobacco, tobacco.
It wasn't.
I'm sorry, tobacco.
Tobacco is what it was.
Wait a minute, Burger Planet is live.
Are you kidding me?
What the fuck is he doing?
What is he doing?
I always thought they delayed this thing.
What is this?
Hold on.
What is he?
Back out.
Is he back out in Hollywood or something?
I'll read that.
I think this is this is not live.
This is not live at all.
This is bullshit.
So it's not live.
So I'm not going to play that.
He's replaying something and being in the chat room and being a, you know, you're calling me a lazy handbone.
This idiot is being a lazy piece of shit, hambone.
All right.
Who else do we have here for Christ's sake?
All right.
Who else do we have?
What happened to EBZ?
Is EBZ still around?
Or did he get pissed off because you guys were calling him milk duds in California raisin and shit?
Yeah, he's not on anymore.
He's not on because you sons of bitches.
That's what y'all were doing.
That's what y'all were doing.
Anyway, what?
What, Jack?
Wait a minute, she's back.
Neep LeClaire is live again.
Lol she's saying about putting a new stream on her main channel, if that's so-called.
Spam happens again.
So she said to keep your eyes on her community tab.
Uh-oh.
We should ring and call her out on hostile stream, ending to avoid us.
Hostile stream.
All right, let's take a look at this.
She's back.
All right.
All right.
Here she is.
I put the PC shot.
She's back.
All right.
Now I'm going to stay quiet for a minute because I want to hear what she has to say.
All right.
Here it is.
Here it is.
Oh, that's fucking shitty burger.
All right.
Go ahead.
Come on.
Fucking stupid.
Here it is.
Here it is.
I'm going to say, I'm going to be quiet.
Here we go.
Come on, get that black attitude.
Is this Stevie J?
Okay, my bad.
They call him.
They trolling my line.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
She just lived with my side.
Chicka.
Shit, she's not a bottle.
She wants to stop.
Stevie, you're not.
Not you just left your side chick house.
Stevie, we is not about to play with you.
Now, last...
What?
You mad if I came.
You mad if I came, baby.
Like, come on, man.
Get off that booing shit.
I was gonna get ready to spend the night over there.
You on this bullshit.
So I just came back to the crib.
What's that mean?
Okay, stay on the line, Stevie.
This is what I'm about to do.
All right.
Okay, everybody who is on the line, we have Stevie J on the line.
I am about to end this live stream because I don't like it to be interrupted with trolls.
So this is what I'm going to do.
These people who are trolling do not know my main channel.
You guys, however, you do.
You make it.
So I'm going to leave the link for the live in my community tab.
Okay?
And so only the people with the link can access the live stream.
So go to my main page.
Do not type it here.
Oh, my God.
Go to my main page and wait for the link.
I am going to restart the live, okay?
All right.
Come on, BS.
End this.
Come back, you guys.
You've only got to come back.
Go to my main page and get the link.
Go to your main page.
Oh, good God.
Come on, man.
Oh, God.
Go to the main page, baby.
Hey, what's up, Itsy Girl Neek?
Go to the main page.
I'm going to find her main page.
Hold on, let's let's let's look at her.
Let's look at her page for a second.
Hey, what's up, Itsy Girl Neek?
And thank you for tuning into my channel.
Today, I'm going to be giving you a tutorial on how I created this gene bodysuit.
This body suit to make because I kind of listening.
The pattern that I used to create this was all right.
All right, let's go check out Nick at night.
All right, is she going to be here?
All right, all right.
How about how about where's the main channel?
I know we can find the main channel.
All right, hold on.
Hey, what's up, Itsy Girl Neek?
And thank you.
Where's the main channel?
All right, that's enough of this.
All right, let's go back to live.
All right, let's go back to live.
What else we have here?
Here it is.
Live.
Let's see what else we got.
If we can't find any more streamers, we're going to do something else.
We're probably going to do the dateline or something of that nature.
You know what I'm saying?
Being stood up, so I'm having fun with myself.
Skunky, who the hell is this guy?
Story About Kidnapping00:09:34
He said hi to me.
Hi, he got stood up.
You could have done your fucking hair.
Who's your favorite artist?
This dude's got a 401,000 followers.
Why?
My favorite thing is probably Charlie Pooth, the old Charlie Poof.
I don't know about the nature of it.
Why?
He's cool.
He's cool.
He's really cool.
All right, never mind.
All right, never mind.
Forget it.
I'm leaving.
This is so stupid.
This is stupid.
So I think he's a homosexual.
So, you know, that's why he got stood up because I don't know.
He hooked it up on Grinder and then all of a sudden they were like, oh my God.
And they left.
And that's why he's all pissed.
Who else, man?
I'm telling you, I'm trying to look for another one here.
It doesn't seem like it's working.
All right, hold on.
Story time addressing Officer Ronnie's allegations.
What is this?
Yo, Ratchet.
I squeezed through the light, my nigga.
I was scared.
Wait a minute.
You know, when you scare, your body gets skinnier.
I want a black check on this brother.
My body shrinks and shit, and I get to squeeze through the light.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, let me tell you, that brother's pretty light.
You know, this guy's saying the N-word and doing this.
Just stretched the light out for me and it made it easier for me to get through.
I guess that's how you get to get it.
But that's the story about me getting kidnapped.
You know what I'm saying?
You got kidnapped.
I don't wish that on nobody.
I hope nobody never gets kidnapped.
It is bad.
What you say?
Shout out.
Can I get a shout out, please?
What is it, man?
Why?
All the people with the hardest names always want to shout out, bro.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Go to school.
My psych Apsyche.
Shout out to you.
Oh, that's crazy.
Yeah, those shit was crazy, bro.
You know what?
Because a lot of people, you know, it's based on the title of this chat.
I'm addressing it.
But I think tomorrow's chat, I'm going to title it Storytime.
The day I got kidnapped, and I'm going to tell the story again.
You know what I'm saying?
But the first thing I got to do, I got to write that shit down because I want to remember.
You got to remember.
I'm going to give it to y'all because I want to see how to remember how it was.
So y'all niggas understand that the story I told y'all today is going to match the story I tell y'all tomorrow.
You feel me?
Oh, Jesus.
So dead, homie came through like.
Oh, no, wait a minute.
She's back.
Hold on.
She's back.
Neek Leclerc's back.
She's back.
All right.
Hold on, wait a minute.
He's laughing at me.
The ratchet.
You got a ratchet.
Hold on, hold on.
Let's troll this light skin.
Yeah, man, that's the story about me getting kidnapped.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on, light skin.
Come on.
All I'm saying is, I hope these real dudes that are, you know, talking about Nick LeClaire.
If y'all really.
Nicola Clare is talking shit about.
All I'm asking is just about y'all.
Like, so that light cat no more.
Because you know what?
Who the fuck is that?
I'm not going to let y'all slide with that cat.
You're a light scared.
I promise you.
And that just listened.
I'm going to take a match, bro.
Come on, y'all.
You got to do one thing at a time.
It's like niggas.
And I'm pop chasing.
So now I got to take little niggas out, right?
The replica niggas.
All right.
Come on.
And then I got to.
And then I got to go.
I have to take this one day.
I'm serious just.
And I have to just say that Nick LeClaire sent it.
If I just go straight to the sky, she's calling him a dirty light scared.
And I just can't accept that.
Like, I really need to tell you that.
And then he's ghetto and shit like that.
Man, it's a lot of trolls in here.
Please don't use the N-word.
I'm sorry.
I won't use the N-word no more.
Oh, my God.
So for now on, whenever I want to say the N-word, I'll just say the N-word like that.
You know what I'm saying?
Like the N-word.
So this N-word was talking that crazy shit.
And shout out to me, dressing.
You feel me?
That's how we're going to address it from now on.
But yeah, man, so y'all niggas know the story.
I'm sorry.
I meant to say the N-word.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
So y'all know the story about me getting kidnapped.
You guys know I've addressed the damn thing.
The Texas history teacher just said that.
His name was Heath for the Feet.
One, two, three, four.
This and the N-word.
Ha ha ha.
You stupid.
Yeah, that's what we're going to do.
Offend nobody, man.
I'm too light to use the N-words.
Yeah, with no shit.
Thank you.
Yo, these niggas crazy.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
It's a habit.
I'm a N-words.
They're erasing.
I like that shit, though.
Listen, if y'all gonna come troll my account, at least hit the like button, man.
We got 76 in here.
Smash the downs.
Smash the dislike button.
Y'all N-words is tricking right now.
Bitch asses, for real.
These N-words are some bitch asses.
Y'all, some bitch asses.
I promise you.
I don't like that shit.
He don't like it.
Heed on.
Move and say shit out.
I can't swing the wrench this.
Oh, my God.
Oh, shit.
Oh, just say Nick LeClaire, baby.
Nick LeClaire all day.
But the real subscribers and the real viewers, if you guys are watching this, what you guys want to know, man?
Y'all want to know more about the kidnapping?
We already got that.
I got you, bro.
Jesus Christ.
Did everybody get banned?
You too, Daniel Blake.
You got a wrench too.
Get these niggas out of here.
I mean, N-words.
I'm sorry.
I appreciate that, Roland Richard.
You finally send me a motherfucking donation.
You a good guy, man.
I appreciate this.
Come on, man.
Even though you call me UA Dollars the fraud, I still appreciate the support because I know you're entertained by this shit.
What's good?
Who is that?
Head is media, you a dollars.
What's good, man?
I love that name, bro.
Oh, my God.
You gotta be kidding me, dude.
I'm sorry for using the N-word.
So for now on, we're gonna call it the N-word.
Okay, great.
UA Dollars Air For Moot.
All right, they're kicking everybody out with the Nick LeClaire.
Nick LeClaire.
I don't even know who that is.
Uh-oh.
You don't know who it is?
She's live talking darkness.
Nah, man.
Only reason why I never tried vaping is because I swear y'all be watching that shit on World Star niggas.
They say Nick LeClaire is talking garbage.
My teeth are already fucked up.
So if that shit blow up in my face, that shit gonna fuck my teeth up even more.
I'm good.
I'm not gonna take that chip.
Yo, they coming in super fast.
But I appreciate the support, though.
Oh, shut up.
She's live talking shit.
Danny Moore, you gotta stop the fake giveaways, man.
All right, let's go to Nick LeClaire.
All right, let's go to Nick.
You gotta stop with that shit.
He's gonna feet one, two, two, two, five.
I'm like, fuck it.
I'm out of winter.
There she is.
That's how I feel now.
I'm not gonna tell her.
There she is, everybody.
How are you doing, Nick?
Okay, so if you guys are both lying to each other, then what benefit is that?
Like, somewhere else the same with her.
See, she's looking at the chat, baby.
Voice call in.
Voice call in.
Voice said she thought that you said you wanted to live right.
And she also added and said that two wrongs do not make a right.
That's right, baby.
Smack's lips.
That's right.
That's horrible, dude.
Okay, it's like when I caught her on the phone, right?
She told me that was the only time they talked.
So I'm like, in my mind, she's wondering, wait a minute, how did they find this out, baby?
But this is what she's telling me.
So that's all I can go off of.
This is your life.
This is wrong.
This bitch is drinking out of a moon.
She's drinking out of a moon glass.
That's the only time I did that.
You hear what I'm saying?
So that's why I'm there with it now.
I'm not going to tell the truth about shit.
Oh, my God.
So y'all just both going to be living a line.
Everybody's getting deleted now.
I haven't been living a lot of time.
Everything I have said in the past, I always did.
Oh, my God.
I always did.
But, you know, there's actually like a fucking 20-something people, and that's all I can say.
Oh, dude, don't, dude.
Come on.
Don't get racist anymore.
Now you're getting racist.
We're not trying to be racist.
Uh-oh, look at her.
She can't.
There's something wrong.
She did something to her phone or something.
She's on her mobile.
I'm doing honest about what the hell you're doing.
Okay, so y'all both just going to be lying to each other.
You're just going to be lying, baby.
Let me drink my moon.
My moonshine.
I'm cool.
She's cool, whatever.
I mean, you know, what does it say to this girl?
She's a streamer.
And every one of the people who are in the middle of the day.
No, you're just going to co-parent, but just be fucking other people.
I don't know.
I guess that's what it might be.
I don't know what she's drinking a moon, man.
So, did you guys have a heart-to-heart?
Did you say, like, where your relationship is going forward?
Like, what does that mean for you guys?
I mean, we have talked about it.
It was talking about having a fucking open relationship.
All right.
Voice, I'm going to text you the number.
Oh, the voice.
I'm going to text you the number.
You know, but she only knows.
I need my therapy money.
Calling Local Date Line00:15:12
Okay.
You feel what I'm saying?
I'm not even sure if I wanted to do that.
We may have a troll that may get the number here.
Hold on just a second.
We may have a troll that may have gotten this bronze number.
He's going to give her a call and be like, come on, man.
So, what's the point of holding on?
I don't know.
I don't know.
You got kids.
No, she's all kids.
I mean, I guess you were saying crying and shit.
She's getting me a kiss as close as ever.
I'm like, oh, man.
She gave you a kiss.
She gave me what?
She gave you what?
Oh, man.
She gave me a kiss and shit.
She gave me a kiss and shit.
And right before you went to your side, chick house, she gave you a kiss.
All right.
All right.
That's enough.
So she gave you a kiss.
Like, I'm going to get her to leave with the kids.
And then you kissed her back and then you left and went to your side chick's house.
Oh, Jesus.
Yeah, I did it, baby.
I just text voice the number.
If you guys are my subs, y'all could DM me.
And if you guys want to chime in, Leela should have Lila has the number.
All right.
I'm not going to put that.
That's enough.
All right.
All right.
I think we had enough of this.
We tried to do some Thea things up in here.
We tried to do some Thea things.
It didn't work.
Unfortunately, that was rather fun.
All right.
That was rather fun.
So, anyway, let's continue.
That's about enough of that.
So let's move on.
Okay, let's move on to something else.
One thing I'd like to move on to is the date line.
Now, for you folks that are unaware, I've got some minutes on a dateline that, you know, is privy to this town, to the local market that I'm in in San Antonio, Texas.
And what I like to do is I like to call this date line.
And I'd like to, you know, try to talk to some of the females that are looking to, you know, looking to hook up.
You know what I'm saying?
Looking to do some things.
So what I'm going to do here, folks, is I'm going to probably have to take a break.
I'm probably going to have to take a break so that we can get the whole line connected and all that good stuff.
As a matter of fact, I think I can do it from here.
Let's try not to take a break, even though I probably need to drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage between my legs.
But let's do something else.
Let's go ahead and let me go ahead and call this son of a bitch.
Here it is.
Hold on, hold on.
Let me pull this up here.
Here we go, folks.
We're going to call the dateline.
And for you folks that are aware of this, what I like to do is call a local date line to put it up here.
There it is.
Can y'all hear very nicely?
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All right, I get it.
I get it.
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They're giving us a bunch of.
Hold on, what is this?
Oh, my God.
Evil Mira.
What is this?
Hold on.
What the hell did you say?
Move on to the shit list so you can avoid the fate you had the last.
Oh, shut up, you fucking dumb idiot.
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I'm a middle-aged gentleman, very well off.
Have all the material things in life.
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I stand six foot tall, 180 pounds.
I work out every day.
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I do like to go out and drink occasionally, and I puff on a cigar every now and then.
Looking for some woman that is actually going to take a relationship serious and appreciates what a man is going to do, whatever it takes to fulfill a happiness of a woman.
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52-year-old black woman.
52.
Light brown eyes.
Big hips, nice legs.
Looking for a casual date.
A casual date issue.
Looking for a person who got a good head on their shoulder and know what they want in life.
She doesn't deserve a message.
I love Christianity.
Treat me like what?
Treat me like his queen.
Treat me like his queen.
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Well, I would definitely treat you like a queen.
I just want to know a little bit more about you.
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Hello.
My name is Shishani Kanci.
What?
How are you?
What?
I don't give a friend.
Call me.
What?
Okay.
All right, let's message her.
Let's send an icebreaker.
Let's message her.
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Oh, you sound so adorable.
I have to ask this: do you like anime?
Because I love anime.
Do you look like Anime Girl?
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Hey, guys, I'm single.
I live alone here in South of Austin.
South of Austin.
Looking ahead to get time.
Have some fun.
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Well, south of Austin isn't too far for me.
You sound like a very attractive woman, at least over the phone.
Definitely looking for something casual.
I can definitely take an hour and 10 to go to Austin, especially South Austin, if you're serious about a casual encounter.
If you're interested in a casual encounter, let's be an adult.
And what is it that you're looking for in the rendezvous, dare I say?
And let's have some fun.
It's a Saturday night, late Saturday night, early Sunday morning.
Let me make you breakfast.
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Yes, I am a transsexual.
Transsexual.
Transsexual.
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I hear that you're a transgendered, which I'm a very open-minded.
I just want to know if you're cut or not and how big.
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Come on, let's get a hit.
My name is Tikayla.
I'm 18 from Waco, Texas.
What the hell?
I'm looking for someone that I can chill with, smoke with.
All right, never mind.
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Hi, this is Tanya.
Black Female Line, Colorado, Houston area.
Houston.
I am single.
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Hey, Tanya, what's going on?
Let's not beat around the bush.
I'm a white man, okay?
And I'm looking for some phone sessions, if you understand.
That's why we're all on here.
Now, I would have some great phone sexual talk with you if you tell me what you like.
All right.
Now, I'd like to, you know, have you and me have some phone sex and make some phone mocha and let me poke you.
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No, I'm moving on.
I am a.
I mean, I'm looking for a cuddly hamburger.
You fucking dick it.
Get this shit out of here.
Hi.
Fucking assholes.
Just looking for a friend, someone to talk to.
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Are you looking for some phone fun?
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Hi.
I was on hearing and got kicked off.
I hit the wrong button.
Oh, sitting at me.
Anyway, looking to chat with a single elder Houston.
Single and independent.
Very single.
All right, we get it.
What?
Transsexual orientation.
Transsexual.
The transsexual.
Yeah.
I'm crazy with eight inches.
Where are you calling from?
Oh, cut with eight inches.
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I'm in southwest Texas.
That sounds great to me.
What I'd like to know: are you a black transgendered?
Because if so, I have some weird fetishes that I'd like to see if we can get together and make into reality.
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I'm not kidding.
I'm very open-minded, very serious.
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Hi, this is Rose.
Black American woman here and soft officer.
Listen to chat and look bored and would like to find someone to chat with and see what happens.
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My name's Leroy Jenkins, but they call me Buck and I'm ready to fuck.
Get back to me and connect to me one-on-one if you want a phone fuck of your life.
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Oh, I'm a single mommy.
You're a single mom.
I'm looking for someone to talk to.
Nothing more, nothing less.
Self-affected.
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No.
No.
Bored.
Listen with somebody to chat with.
They would like what you're here and you want to know more about me.
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I'm just being very forward here.
It sounds like you're a Mexican, which I'm okay with.
I'm a white man.
Do you know how to make flower tortillas and tacos?
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Hey, what's up?
My name is Leslie.
I'm 23.
I'm from the McCullen area.
I am here to promote my Snapchat premium that I have going on.
Snapchat.
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Yeah, well, I'd like to see your Snapchat.
First of all, I know it's probably going to cost me some money to see you.
Are you worth it?
I mean, do you have a fat ass?
Do you got some titties?
Do you stick large pieces of furniture up your, you know?
I mean, let me know.
All right, because I definitely want to see a Snapchat of a woman that knows what to do.
You know what I'm saying?
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Uh-oh, we got one.
Transfiction.
Naming The Price00:11:09
Let me.
Letrany.
Yes, I am a blank beat booty transfix.
Uh-oh.
Somebody, I mean, we're going to be talking about our fantasies and everything.
Of course, you know, they're going to take money.
Oh, what?
What?
I got to pay.
I got to pay.
This is a fucking message.
The fucking tranny prostitute.
Message.
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Well, I have no problem paying a price, but I have a very weird fetish.
And listen, you name the price and let's do this.
Now, I want to pretend that I'm General Robert E. Lee from the Confederate Army.
I've conquered your village.
And I'd like to tie you up with your ass up and pretend that the whole Confederacy is running a train on your hole.
Okay.
Now, I'll play General Lee, and I'll also play some of the other Confederate soldiers.
But I would like to say the N-word to you.
I would like to call you, you know, things of that nature.
And I'd like for you to call me MASA and things of that nature.
Let me know how much it costs for that to become a reality.
Thank you.
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Oh, good God.
Well, I have no problem paying a price, but I have a very weird fetish.
And listen, you name the price, and let's do this.
Now, I want to pretend that I'm General Robert E. Lee from the Confederate.
I've conquered your village.
And I'd like to tie you up with your ass up and pretend that the whole Confederacy is running a train on your hole.
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The hell was that?
The hell was that?
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Hey, why didn't you say anything, huh?
I mean, are you a girl?
Are you a guy?
Are you trans?
Are you a swag with a meat bag?
Are you a dolls with balls?
Say something, you fucking prick.
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Whoa, wait a minute.
Wants to connect with you.
Whoa!
Hey, ghost, I would like it if you please stop banning me.
You fucking fucking kidding.
Get this idiot.
I reach.
Shut up.
Shut him off for Christ's sake.
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Hi, how are you?
I'm looking for Hawaii.
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Friend.
Hola.
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Hi, my name is Rez, and I heard everything that you said, and you sound very passionate about it.
I'm not quite sure what you are attracted to.
I am black, and I'm 58.
Oh.
And I'm not a skinny woman, and I'm not a big woman.
I have Samina my buttons.
And she's left alive.
You did intrigue me with your profile.
I did like what I heard.
And I wouldn't mind talking to you if you're interested.
Unfortunately.
If you are, let me know.
Unfortunately, she's left the line, man.
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Well, hello there.
My name is Bonnie.
And how are you today?
I am a very young at heart, 62-year-old.
62!
So there are like gone.
No, no, no.
Oh, we got one.
Leslie.
Leslie has sent you this message.
Hi, yes.
I do the furniture, however, you request what you want to see.
And then, of course, I record and you are able to send it.
Another subscription on the Snapchat is a little bit more expensive.
It's a Snapchat.
You can check for three months.
And then, like I said, you request what you want, and then you are able to view that with the $60 on the Snapchat.
$60.
I have a website of my own.
That one is completely free when you subscribe to the Snapchat itself.
I did leave my number behind on my voice memo, so if you want to text me, you can go ahead and do so.
The payment would go through Cash App or PayPal.
Of course, PayPal, even if you don't like Once you're subscribed for it'll automatically refund you, so it's just up to you how you want to do it.
Did you hear her?
She said that, yeah, I stick furniture up my whatever, just whatever you want me to do.
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Man, that sounds very hot.
60 bucks is nothing.
I mean, you know, if you're that hot and you know, you like putting things in your vaginal area, especially large pieces of furniture, that is a huge fetish of mine.
And I have no problem, you know, paying 500 bucks tonight if you can take like, you know, maybe a leg of a chair and just, you know, kind of, you know what I'm saying, right?
So let me know the 411 on how to get to you so that we can do this.
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New collar close to you.
They say I sound like some sort of girl named Trisha.
Ah, fuck.
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Can y'all leave me alone?
Hey, the transgender.
Here's a tranny.
Yeah, I mean, we can do that.
But this one's got to cost at least five, maybe $600.
$500.
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She said she was down.
She said she's down here.
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I have no problem with $500 or $600, but I mean, I'd like a role play situation.
I'd like to, you know, be General Robert E. Lee, and I'd like to be some Confederate soldiers that like, you know, tie you up.
You know, we smack your ass around.
You know, maybe we can get in, you know, maybe a belt or something.
And every time I whip you, you say, I'm kunta, kunta kinte.
And then once, you know, we slap your ass a couple of times, you know, we all take turns.
And, you know, when we say, hey, you fucking like it, huh?
You like being drilled?
You like being drilled by General Lee?
You say, yes, Massa.
Yes, Massa.
I'm nothing.
And I'd like, I'd like to call you the N-word.
I'd like to, you know, you know, kind of slap you around.
And then once I'm about to finish, I'd like to just, you know, bust it all over your head.
I'd like to bust it.
I want it to look like a beehive broke over your fucking head.
So 500 or 600, let me know.
I'm serious.
Do I have to go to you?
Do you want to come to me?
I mean, how do we work this?
Because I want you to call me Massa.
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Say hi.
What the hell do you want to do, Roger?
Ghost, this is a pre-recorded message.
This is Kenny Rogers' son from earlier.
And you asked me to sing you a song, and here it is.
Are you fucking kidding me?
You may think you're stronger, but might not hang much longer.
Much longer longer.
Amen.
Oh, God.
All right, get this.
Get it.
Get out of here for Christ's sake.
Are you joking?
Oh, my God.
I don't even know what to say, dude.
What is this?
Has sent you this message.
I don't know English.
Hola, soy Sofia.
Sofia?
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Como stas, Maria or Sophia.
Chupla mi wevo comicho riso por fravor.
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Hey, fellas, this is Star.
I'm 25.
25.
I like brown eyes, shadow links, sandy red hair.
A little bit about me.
I like to travel.
I love music.
Connecting With Sofia00:05:07
Oh, life and travel.
Yeah.
Also, I'm just out here looking for friends.
Nothing more, nothing less.
So if you like what you hear, then hit me up.
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Oh, man.
She's connected already.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Ah, what is this?
Transfiction.
It's a transsexual.
Oh!
Connect with me.
To connect you.
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Say hi.
Well, hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hey, how are you doing?
I'm doing it.
Where are you calling from?
I'm calling from the New Braun Falls area in between San Antonio and Austin.
Oh, yeah.
I'm a little bit weird.
Where are you calling from?
I'm in Austin.
Oh, well, that's not too far.
So, I mean, so what are you trying to make this happen?
I'm hoping to make this happen here.
I mean, it's not going to take me too long to drive I-35 to Austin.
I've got the money.
I mean, it's not a problem.
I'm just, you know, I've been up for a little bit.
I've been partying.
Do you party by any chance?
A little, not really.
Okay, well, that's cool.
No problem.
I just would like to have that sexual scene happening.
And if you could provide that service, you know, five, six hundred bucks.
I mean, that just, you know, it's not out of the question so long as you can fulfill my fetish.
You know, I kind of want some like racial sex.
You understand where, you know, I call you like, you know, names and things of that nature.
And, you know, you're bent over.
You're bent over with your ass, you know, in the air.
I spread it open.
I pretend that I'm General Robert E. Lee.
And, you know, I start pumping your ass.
And, you know, then I pretend I'm some other, you know, kind of a southern Confederate person and, you know, pound your ass and slap it a little bit, call you, you know, things like, yeah, you know, like the N-word and things of that nature, you know?
And I'd love to, I'd love for you to just call me master and say that, you know, the Confederate, you know, are the winners of the war and things of that nature.
What's that?
I said, I'm with that.
I mean, I'm raving whenever you are.
Okay, well, that's great.
You have no problem with anything of that nature.
You don't mind if I call you like, you know, while I'm banging you, you know, you fucking nigger jigaboo or anything of that nature?
No.
Awesome.
Awesome.
So, you know, I kind of like how you're kind of into this, man.
I mean, you sound like you are probably worth the five or six hundred bucks.
Where do you want to do this?
Do you want to come to me or do you want me to come to you?
I want you to come to me.
Okay.
Are you in a safe environment?
You don't have any like bruisers over there or anything of that nature, right?
I don't know.
I don't put myself in environments like that.
Okay, that's great.
So, you know, so what I'm going to do is when I walk into the room, I'm going to throw the money.
Where would you want me to put the money?
So that we can just get, you know, so we can just start the role play and just say, hey, I just conquered your land, you nigger bitch.
And, you know, it's time for you to start getting on all fours so General Lee here can start taking the Confederacy out on your ass.
Yeah, I mean, you just put the money on a dresser and we can get to it.
Really?
Really?
Okay, so there's going to be a dresser there, so just put it on the dresser.
Yeah, just put it on the dresser and let's get to it.
Awesome.
Awesome for Christ.
I mean, this is great.
Can you describe yourself just one minute?
I mean, are you thicker?
Are you on the skinny side?
Are you.
Well, of course, you know, I'm black.
I'm thick, but you know, I just got hips in duty and I got long hair, got my nails done.
I mean, I look good.
Awesome, man.
Can I hear you say, MASA?
Pump me in my jigaboo ass masta.
You can.
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I mean, once I know for sure that you're not playing games.
I'm not playing games, man.
I mean, I really, it's about 1:40 in the morning.
I want to hurry up and get on the road so I can make this fantasy a reality.
It's the weekend, you know.
And I, you know, I went to the bar and, you know, it's one of those weekends where there's, you know, no women.
The women are pieces of shit.
You know, so I mean, I kind of want to have a very good ejaculation, but I want to make sure that if I'm going to be paying like five or six hundred bucks, that, you know, the person that is going to be performing the act is going to be performing it properly and it can be a good nut, you know?
Oh, yeah.
You don't need to worry about that.
I promise.
If you for real, then I am 100% for real.
And you do play safe, right?
Sorry.
Do you play safe or do you know you do bareback?
I don't do bareback, like, but if, like, if you want to, and if you know, you have the, you're paying a little extra, then we can.
Well, how much, okay, so we're talking like what, five or six hundred bucks for the initial act.
And then how much extra for a bearback?
That's going to be at least another hundred.
Another hundred for bearback?
Okay, cool.
I can do that.
So what are we talking, like $700?
Yeah.
All right.
Well, that sounds hot.
All right.
So where exactly are you at?
Do you want me to call you on the phone or something?
You want me to call you on a line or you want to?
Yeah, I'm giving you my cell phone number.
Okay, go ahead and give me that cell phone number.
It's 469.
All right.
Okay.
All right.
I got it.
No problem.
So do you want me to give you a call right now so that we can set this up?
I mean, I live literally right by I-35, so we just take the I-35.
Are you far from I-35 in Austin?
No, I'm not, but I didn't even give you the whole number.
No, I understand that, but, you know, I'm just go ahead and give me the last six.
What is it?
What do you have already?
I've got six.
Six.
No, I'm saying 469.
469.
All right.
469.
Seven one seven seven seven seven seven.
Pretending Nine Incher Size00:02:40
What was that?
Was that again?
All right.
Thank you very much.
And by the way, I really do appreciate that you're online to provide this service because I really got some pent-up jism.
I'm going to be honest with you.
I haven't had sex in at least a good three months.
And if I'm going to pay like $700 for it, I want to make sure that not only are we getting the fantasy of, you know, me being the Confederacy and calling you, you know, jigaboo ass, tribal booty, and all that other stuff, but I also would like the bearback, you know, so, you know, and as a matter of fact, do you want me to bust inside of you or do you want me to, you know, like kind of come on your face?
Probably on my ass.
On your ass?
How much for in the ass?
How much extra?
Would that be an extra 50 bucks?
I really don't do that.
Oh, you don't do that?
You wouldn't let me bust in your ass?
I mean, if, you know, if everything is going good, I'm just in the moment, then maybe, yeah.
All right, good.
You know.
You just want, you want to see me first?
You want me to send you a picture?
You want me to send you a picture?
Yeah, that would be great.
Okay, you want me to send you a picture with me, like, with clothes on or clothes off?
Both.
Both?
All right.
Now, I want to be honest with you, okay?
I'm not really hung like you are.
You know, you're eight inches.
I'm not, I'm not even close to eight inches.
So, like, I'm pretty sure that, you know, you're probably hung more than me.
But when I'm pounding you in the ass, can you pretend that I have like a nine or ten incher?
Of course.
Okay, great.
All right, because I'm a little intimidated that, you know, you're a little bigger than me, you know?
I understand.
You know, I mean, you know, I'm pretty sure you're voluptuous.
I can only imagine, you know, that big booty you probably got going on.
But I want to be honest with you.
You know, I'm not packing very much, and I just would like for you to pretend that I'm packing, you know, bigger than I was.
And, you know, when I'm pounding you, I'd love for you to be like, you know, ah, ah, Massa!
Ah!
You know, shit like that.
Okay.
I get you.
Meeting Up Snapchat Chick00:04:51
I mean, you get my memory, so I have to go here.
All right.
All right.
Let me go ahead and do that.
All right.
I'll go ahead and give you a call right now.
And what do I call you?
Oh, can I just call you Kunta from now on?
Like when I call you right now?
Can I call you Kunta when I call you?
Here.
Okay.
Thank you very much, Kunta.
And I'll make sure to give you a call here in about one or two minutes, okay?
Okay.
Thank you, Kunta.
And keep that jigaboo ass ready for me, okay, baby?
Okay.
All right.
I'll call you right now.
Okay.
Bye-bye.
Your connection was ended with a key.
Oh, my God.
Hello.
My name is Sylvia.
What?
What?
Okay.
All right.
This is stupid.
All right.
What else?
Oh no, we got another one.
Leslie.
Leslie has sent you this message.
In the field of local live man.
You cheating bastard.
First, it was the cupcake lady, and now this is.
Oh, my God.
I am out of here.
Stick a fork in me, IAM.
This is not Mrs. Ghost.
Shut up, your ass.
If you don't like what you see, like I said, it can get refunded.
This is the Snapchat chick.
This is the Snapchat chick.
That would be like meeting up.
Now, if you want me to do a video, you have to send me at least half.
But keep in mind, I give you my phone number, all of my information, so that you can keep in contact.
I don't want you to think this is all just a game or, you know, my number is 956.
Whoa, all right, all right.
No, 956.
All right, all right.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, calm down.
Oh!
According to the furniture that you would want me to do, you would have to tell me now, and then I can get the video up for you tonight.
Okay, I'll get forward tonight, and then, of course, send it to you in the morning.
All right, let's do it.
Send an icebreaker.
Press one to send a message.
What furniture?
What furniture should we tell her that we want her to stick in her whatever?
What furniture?
Can somebody say something?
Can somebody think of something?
Hold on.
Send an icebreaker.
Please record your message.
Record after the tone.
Hit any key when you're done.
All right.
Well, what I'd like for you to do is get a chair or a broom or something that you can actually stick and, you know, have some level of penetration.
You know, something where it looks like it's very dramatic, you know, and it's gaping you hard.
Do you gape?
Let me know.
Here's your message.
Press North message.
All right.
You call it close to you.
What is this?
What's that gate, Rihanna?
I'm a mouse.
I think I'm a movie, booty.
Jesus.
All right.
Oh, no, what is this?
Hello.
Wants to connect with you.
Hello, my name is Sylvie.
I know it's fake.
I was watching TV and I liked your voice and I liked what you said.
What?
What the fuck?
To connect live with this caller.
Thank you.
We're connecting you now.
What is this?
You may break the connection at any time by pressing the pound key.
Say hi.
Hey, what's going on?
Hello.
Hello.
What's going on?
Hey, what's going on?
How are you doing?
I know it's late, honey.
I know it's late.
What?
I know it's late.
I was sitting here watching TV and going through paperwork.
And I start playing on the phone, and you have a nice, nice voice.
Wow.
Well, thank you very much.
I appreciate that.
So what brings you on here?
You know what?
I'm going to tell you, I'm going to be very, very truthful.
My friend, she's one of my dearest friends, two weeks ago, and I've been single for a while.
And she said, let's do this.
So, you know, she hooked me up to this live light, whatever it's called.
And that's what brings me on.
Drinking Ninth Beer00:03:30
And, you know, I get my energy.
You know, I know it's late.
I probably don't go to bed till about 3 or 4 in the morning because I do cat naps all day.
All right.
And so I said, you know, let me see what's going on on the phone again.
And there you were.
All right.
Well, what are you looking for?
What are you looking to do tonight?
Looking to do tonight.
Yeah.
Nothing tonight.
It's already early in the morning.
Nothing to do, nothing tonight.
All right.
Well, what do you want to talk about?
No, just in good conversation to make a new friend.
I do not, I haven't been out in a long time.
And just conversation.
All right, just conversation.
Okay.
I like to go to good restaurants, fine dining, and fun in the sun.
I love the sun.
All right, that's good.
Have you been drinking tonight by any chance?
No, no, no, no.
Do you drink?
I had I like my wine.
I had two glasses earlier.
I had a wonderful meal.
I eat good.
Two glasses of wine at dinner, and that's it.
So two glasses of wine.
Did you have any pills?
Do you take any medication?
You know what?
I thyroid.
I have a thyroid condition and gapincin, and that's it.
Okay, did you happen?
No, that's fine.
That's cool.
Did you happen to take those medications with your wine?
No, never.
Okay.
I'm just asking.
So how are you doing?
I am doing absolutely wonderful.
How are you doing?
I'm doing pretty good.
I'm drinking.
I'm actually drinking some beer right now.
Pardon me?
I'm drinking beer right now.
That's what I'm drinking.
I'm drinking beer.
Okay.
Hold on.
Can you hear me now?
Is that better?
You're breaking up.
Yeah, sorry about that.
Can you hear me now?
Is that better?
All right, good.
Oh, absolutely, yes.
All right.
Yes.
So I'm drinking beer right now and I'm thinking I'm on my about ninth beer and I'm feeling pretty good.
Oh George.
Nine beers every night or just on weekends or what?
I just do it on weekends.
Weekends is, you know, weekends are made for fun, remember?
Weekends is a time to relax, listen to music.
What kind of music?
What kind of music do you like on the weekends?
What kind of music?
I like old age.
How old are you?
Can I ask?
I'm, you know, I'm a middle-aged man.
How old are you?
I'm older.
Sex On The Beach00:02:42
Yeah, I hear you.
I'm older too.
You're middle-aged.
Yeah.
Because I'm older.
What do you consider middle-age?
I'm in, you know, somewhere in the 50s or 60s.
Okay, that's good.
Okay.
How about you?
Okay.
I just had a birthday Monday.
Oh, well, happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
62.
Yes.
Yes.
I'm proud of it.
Well, that's great.
Absolutely.
Absolutely proud of it.
Happy birthday.
Why, thank you.
It was, you know, another day.
You know, I used to have this big old grand party until I hit, you know, 50, 60, 40s, 45, 30, 35.
So when I turned 45, we'll give me a big grand party again.
Wow.
How can you tell that retard on the phone that you drink only on the weekends when you get pissing and crying drunk every damn day?
They back.
And that's it.
And what do you like to do?
I like to have sexual encounters.
Oh.
You know, like wild sexual encounters.
Are you into that?
That's not why I was calling.
Oh, really?
Well, you know, I mean, let's talk to each other first.
And, you know, maybe we can get to know each other and we can have a sexual encounter.
And I can leave a curve on your back and a tear in your eye.
Oh my God!
You know?
Alrighty then.
You know what I mean?
And what else do you like to do?
What else do you like to do?
Let's see.
What else do I like to do?
I like to go out to the beach.
I like to have sex on the beach.
You ever had sex on the beach?
No.
Wow, that's a great feeling.
I mean, you get to hear the ocean water.
You get to feel the ocean spray.
You get to, you know, feel the ocean wind while, you know, you're naked in the sand and, you know, giving each other some pretty good pumps.
It's a beautiful feeling.
Vibrator And Dildo Talk00:07:37
Okay.
And do you like restaurants?
Oh, yeah, of course.
Of course I like restaurants.
I mean, you know, but I like to have sex before the restaurant because, you know, we're older and I like to do anal.
I don't want like an accident happening while I'm pounding somebody in the you know prolapsed anus Do you understand?
I understand.
And so do you do anal by any chance?
I'm not going to answer that question.
I don't know you.
Okay, that's cool.
I'll just ask.
I'm trying to be upfront and forward to you.
I'm trying to, you know, trying to not hold any secrets here.
So, but hey, not answering is good.
That means that there's a possibility that you, you know, like get up the poop shoot, you know?
I mean, I don't mind giving it to you in the pooper.
Honey.
Oh, Lord. Good night.
Are you okay?
Do you like being tied up?
No, absolutely not.
Why not?
I mean, you only live once.
I mean, you're 62.
Let me tie you up.
Let me slap your ass.
You know, I'm not your kind of person that you're looking for.
Why?
Why?
Yeah.
Yours is all fiscal.
Yours is all sexual.
Yours is no, no, no, no.
And you said you're mid-age.
Yeah.
You never revealed.
You never revealed.
I'll tell you.
Oh, my God.
Let's hang up on this fucking old bitch.
She allows me to be able to do that.
I'm concerned.
She's with the Lord.
Okay.
I'm just, I'm an older guy, and I, you know, I want to soil my oats as long as I'm on this planet.
And I would like to be dedicated to one person and do all these, you know, sexual things with one person.
It's all, you're talking all fiscal.
The same age that we are in.
Okay.
Where is your chivalry?
Where is your passion?
Where is it?
All I hear is fiscal, sexual.
Okay, sexual, sexual.
Okay, let me explain, okay?
unfortunately my damn uh chivalry is gone okay and most young women now well let me explain Most young women don't even really care.
Most young women, you throw a couple of dollars at them, they bend over, drop trowel, and you can just go ahead and, you know, do anal and do whatever the hell you want with them.
And maybe that's what you're looking for.
Somebody that's going to do that.
Yeah, but I want somebody who's older.
I want somebody who's older and ripe.
You know, you got a ripe ass?
Oh my goodness.
Come on, baby.
Come on, baby.
There's no reason to hide this.
Come on, look, I got a 15 and a half inch, okay?
Do you think you can take it?
15 and a half, really.
Yes, ma'am.
I'm not even joking.
You want a picture of it?
No.
Why would I want to see another dick, really?
Well, I mean, because look, I mean, I can pleasure you like no man has pleasured you in your 62 years on this earth.
And let me tell you, I'm in good shape.
So I'm not some five-minute brother, okay?
So I mean, I can go for at least two or three hours.
And after about three hours, I'd need some breaks so we can have like a sandwich and a Mr. Pib, and then we can go back and fuck a whole lot more.
And you know what?
That word fuck is not in my vocabulary.
All right.
All right.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Make love.
How about I make love to you in a very physical and hardcore sort of way?
Is that better?
I don't know what kind of woman you're used to being with.
And that's not why I was calling.
Baby.
Baby, you're 62 years old, baby.
Let loose, okay?
The young women are having all the good time.
Why don't you come on over here and let me have you in such orgasmic pleasure, it'll literally jiggle the uterus right out of your ass.
Oh my God, stop talking to me.
It's bulgar.
You're insulting me.
I'm insulting.
You're a woman.
Yes, I am a lady.
I can't just have conversation and not strictly sexual.
I can call anybody right now.
I know.
I know.
Look, calm down.
I don't want you to feel like you're upset.
I know you're a lady.
I know that you're more than a lady.
And I want to appreciate you by making you in an orgasmic state so that you can see how much I care.
I don't have that problem.
I don't have that problem.
And are you one of these women that uses a vibrator or a dildo or something?
And I can and I will.
And I, you know, and no.
Oh.
That's not priority.
Absolutely not.
Well, let me work you like a dildo in a damn vibrator wooden, okay?
I mean, you know, instead of having one arm, you know, and one hand down in your vaginal region working a dildo or a vibrator, why don't you just tie your hands back, okay?
And let me just freaking pound you like, you know, we're two Neanderthals in the wild.
Absolutely not.
Nobody pounds me.
Absolutely not.
What do you mean?
Nobody pounds you.
Maybe that's the problem.
Maybe that's the problem.
Maybe you need to get pounded.
Maybe you need a good hate fuck.
No, no offense.
You're using the wrong terminology.
It's not pounding.
Tying a woman's hand because you want to have control, really?
Wait a minute.
What's wrong with tying a woman up?
What the hell's wrong with that?
Didn't you read 50 Shades of Gray?
No.
Why not?
Because I don't read.
Why don't you read?
You watch TV?
You watch TV by any chance?
Tying Woman Hands00:10:07
Honey, I'm very intelligent.
I don't read.
No.
Okay, that's fine.
Okay, so have you ever seen a movie called The Secretary?
No.
All right.
Well, if you've watched that movie, that's what I'd like to do to you.
Well, like I said, I believe our conversation is over.
Oh, okay.
Honey, come on.
We're not on the same page, baby doll.
Come on, are you kidding me?
Come on, we were having a good conversation.
We're getting to know each other right now.
What are you talking about?
I mean, I'm listening to you.
I'm very considerate with what you're concerned with with me.
Come on, dollface.
Why are you doing this?
You're thinking with your cot.
I'm thinking.
Wait, hold on.
I'm thinking with my cot.
Yep.
Well, I mean, I'm doing so because I'm so attracted to your sensuous voice.
You know, you got like a sensuous voice.
You could be a 1-900 sex operator.
I know it's fate, and I'm sorry I called you this fate.
And, you know, I like the sound of your voice.
And No, Bell, it grew me wrong.
Sorry.
No, no, listen.
Look, don't leave me, please, okay?
I mean, you know, what do you want me to do for you?
You want me to sing you a song so that you don't go?
I mean, what do you want to do?
You want to do something romantic?
No, no, no.
Here, let me sing you a song.
Let me sing you a song, all right?
Please don't leave me, girl.
If you leave me now, you take away the greatest part of me.
Oh, baby, please don't go.
Is that okay?
Can you please not go first of all?
You cannot sing a ball.
No, you cannot sing.
Second of all, I believe you've had too much to drink.
I'm sober.
What are you talking about?
I'm sober.
I'm not drunk.
You just told me you had nine and then some bears.
So what?
I don't like talking to drunks.
I mean, I'm not a drunk, okay?
I'm 62 years old.
I'm filled with piss and fury over here, okay?
I'm a real man.
I'm the man that you are not exposed to that you need to be exposed to, okay?
Let me tell you something.
Let me explain something to you.
If you got on my 15 and a half, all right, and were bouncing around on it like you were riding a goddamn donkey, I would take you to Space Mountain.
You would never want to come down again.
I'm not impressed.
Oh, come on.
You know you're impressed, baby.
Come on.
You know you want to.
Look, give me a number.
Give me an email.
Let me fucking mail you my 15 and a half.
All right.
And I'm cut, okay?
All right.
I'm cut.
I don't have an elongated foreskin.
I'm cut as well.
Stop using the word fucking.
That's not in my vocabulary.
I don't know where you come from.
I don't know you.
And again.
Come on, lady.
Lady, come on, man.
I mean, I'm sitting over here.
I'm being a gentleman.
I'm being the utmost gentleman to you to try to get it.
You're not a gentleman.
You're not a gentleman.
To talk the way that you're talking.
And God forbid.
And I'm giving you advice because I ain't intelligent.
I'm a smart lady, the way you call it.
I hope whoever calls you again, you will never ever talk to a woman, a lady.
Wait, calm down.
How am I talking to you?
Am I talking to you bad?
Am I really talking to you that bad?
Yes, yes, yes.
Why?
I'm just being.
Aren't we adults?
I mean, aren't you 62 years old?
I mean, come on.
How many cocks have you had inside of you?
Come on.
Let's stop bullshitting.
And again, I don't like the word cock.
We're not fucking sexual.
I said good night already and good luck to you.
Don't leave me, please.
Please don't leave me.
I'm leaving you.
No, don't leave me.
Please.
I'll do anything, man.
Don't leave me.
Good luck.
No, no, no, get yourself together.
Get yourself together.
Don't leave me, please, man.
I'm going to cry.
You want me to cry?
Whatever.
I'm going to cry.
Don't look.
Damn it, man.
Please, don't, don't leave me, please.
All right, please.
I mean, don't I. Don't I excite you just a little bit?
Don't I excite you just a little bit?
Don't hang up.
Stay with me.
Stay with me.
What for?
Listen to me and stay with me, woman.
Or else.
Or else what?
Or else I'm going to go insane.
I'm going to have to.
I'M GONNA START THROWING THINGS AROUND!
I'M GONNA START THROWING THINGS AROUND!
You're what?
I'm throwing things around.
I'm throwing things around.
I'm throwing.
Damn it.
Don't leave me.
I can understand you.
You're a drunken fool.
No, no, I'm throwing things around because you're breaking my heart.
You're breaking my heart.
Don't leave me.
Please.
Don't leave me.
You don't know me from Adam.
I know enough of you.
I know you're a sweet lady.
I know you have innocence in your heart.
And all I'm trying to do is give you the sensual things in life.
I want to pleasure you.
I want to take you to Space Mountain, man.
Please.
Please, man.
Stop those aesthetics.
Go fuck your dog or something.
I don't like a weak man.
I'm not a weak man.
Don't call me a weak man, woman.
Don't call me a weak man.
I'm not a weak man.
You are a weak man.
No, I'm not.
I'm not a weak man.
I'm not a weak man.
I hurt.
Okay.
I got feelings.
I hurt.
And the way you're just, you want to leave me.
It hurts me.
I'm not a weak man.
I cannot understand nothing.
I'm not a weak man, woman.
I'm not a weak man.
I cannot understand what you're saying.
I'm not a weak man.
I'm not a weak man.
Tell me I'm not a weak man.
You are a weak man.
God, no.
Oh, God.
Why?
No!
Don't leave me, please.
Don't fucking do this.
Don't leave me.
I've got nobody.
I'm a lonely old guy.
I've got nobody.
I just want to reach out and touch you.
I just read.
I don't want to reach out and touch you, man.
That's your problem.
You don't have nobody.
You need help, honey.
I don't need help.
I need you.
I need you.
Listen, hold on.
Hold on, listen, listen.
If you leave me now, you take away the greatest part of me.
Woo, girl.
Close to you.
She fucking disconnected.
Oh, God, she disconnected.
She disconnected for Christ's sake.
I have a message from McCarthy who has left the work.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, shut up.
Don't you call it close to you.
Feels weak, man, asshole.
Oh, my God.
All right, that's enough.
We're going to end it on that, for Christ's sake.
I mean, good God.
Listen, look, the reason I took so much time on that call is because, I mean, good God, did you hear her?
And you know what?
She tried to take the fucking high road over me.
She was like, look, you're a drunk.
You need help.
I mean, give me a prominent.
Good God.
All right.
Shutting Up Radio Graffiti00:15:28
All right.
Look, I mean, how long have I been here for Christ's sake?
Hold on.
What is this?
Anonymous.
What is it?
Oh, my God.
What is wrong with you, ghost?
She's an older woman, and she's not buying your bullshit.
are you talking about play with her feelings and she saw right through your shit ghost and she p-w-n-e-d-u oh come on dude I was just trying to give her the thrill of her life.
What are you talking about?
Obviously, she's been told not to like sex.
You're talking about sex.
You need to be civilous.
And you need, I mean, I just had to do it.
I'm sorry, folks.
All right.
I'm sorry.
Anyway, look, I've already been on here.
It's already 2.18 in the morning.
That's 10, 11, 12, 12.
Five fucking hours I've already been on here for Christ's sake.
All right?
Next time, you should get Engineer to be your wingman.
Oh, yeah, that's a good idea.
They're S-T, Mike, and Goblin Coin.
Yeah, real funny.
And what?
Now y'all want radio graffiti?
You wouldn't even let me watch my movie.
And now you assholes are sitting over here wanting radio graffiti for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Look, before I go, I do have to get this Gino and his 15-bucker here.
All right, so let's go ahead and go to the 15-bucker part so we can go ahead and what is this Gino X19?
What is this?
1987?
Look, another sick, freaky ass video.
I don't know where you get these, Gino, but let's just go ahead and continue on with Gino's freak show.
All right, here it is right here.
Gino X1987 did this 15 bucker here.
What is this?
Hell, by name and truth, Jimmy Olison Christian.
What the hell?
What the?
What the hell is that?
Hold on, what?
What?
True weak man ready to go?
Fuck yourself.
All right.
Look, we're watching Geno X 1987's 15 bucker.
Don't disturb it.
All right.
What the hell is this?
What is this freaky crap?
Oh my god.
What is this freaky garbage, man?
Oh my god.
What the hell?
It's always Geno X1987 to donate these sick, damn freaky videos, man.
Oh my god.
What next?
What is this?
What am I watching?
Seriously, man.
Oh, my God.
What the hell?
Like I said, this is Geno X1987's freaky ass videos, dude.
He's a freak show.
Oh, my God.
What the hell?
What the hell am I watching, dude?
Oh, my God.
What the hell is this?
I mean, do we really need to be watching this at 2.20 in the morning right now, for Christ's sake?
What is this?
MK Ultra crap?
Huh?
Is it the CIA trying to send a subliminal message to somebody in my damn broadcast?
Oh, my God.
What the fuck?
What the hell?
Oh, my God.
Oh, Darren, that's enough.
Oh, my God.
No, that's enough.
I mean, good God.
Take this shit off.
Are you kidding me, Gino?
What the hell was that?
Why in the hell would you harsh our mellow with some freak show garbage like that, for Christ's sake?
I mean, good God.
All right, everybody, look.
All right, I've had enough, okay?
It's been a hell of a Saturday night troll show.
I've been on here for over five hours going on six hours here, okay?
I tried to watch a movie, and of course, I couldn't because of you stupid milky liquors, okay?
And then once y'all got me pissed off at trying to watch the movie, what did I do?
I had to fucking go to the goddamn ridiculous dateline crap.
And you people are still like unappreciative.
Look at that.
Y'all still want radio graffiti for Christ's sake.
I mean, look at you sick freaks.
Look at you, six fucking freaks, for Christ's sake, man.
Look, let's take a break on radio graffiti today, all right?
Shut up.
Don't talk shit to me, man.
All right?
Look at it.
The weak man can't do radio graffiti.
Yeah, shut up.
Oh, yeah.
Radio graffiti or else what?
Or else what, you fucking pricks?
You've been making my life a living hell all night.
Or else what?
Stupid ass.
Oh, troll war.
Aw, yeah, go fuck yourself.
You shove your fucking troll war up your ass.
All right, I need some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
I need more beer.
Damn it.
Sitting over here putting all this freaking content for you.
I mean, I'm sitting over here.
I'm trolling old ladies on date lines for you fucking people.
You know what I mean?
I'm trolling old ladies on date lines for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
How many do I?
Two, four, six, eight, nine, ten.
I'm almost ten beers in, baby.
All right.
So look.
I look, it's almost six hours, okay, dude.
I am not going to do a radio graffiti, okay?
I mean, this is just this, I mean, dude, I did a six-hour yesterday.
I'm doing a six-hour today.
I got to do a Monday show, then a Wednesday and Friday show.
I mean, come on, man.
for christ's sake jesus christ give me my drink oh and now look at tech encrypted trying to throw that in my face But you missed two weeks of Saturday Night Troll Show.
So you owe us.
Oh, God.
Hey, what is this?
Grandpa Wheels?
What do you want?
Oh, my God.
Come on, you 62-year-old racist.
We heard you say it with that Tranny.
Don't say it's a splice now.
I said it with the old hag.
You're dumb and you're strong enough.
I said it with the old hag.
The old hag said she was 62.
I said, I'm 62, too.
All right.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
All right.
I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
I'm telling you, man, I'm not even joking.
I'm so sick of you people that are in here trying to talk garbage to me, man.
I'm not even fucking kidding around.
All right.
Look, I mean, we're already losing.
It's fucking late, dude.
It's Sunday.
It's 2:30 in the morning, man.
All right, it's 2:30 in the morning.
What is this?
Hey, General Lee, can you please?
Hey, General Lee, can we please have RG after this?
Look at you, you know, dark meme magician girl, you know, trying to throw a 15-bucker saying, come on, let's have some radio graffiti.
Come on, ghost.
Come on, man.
Why don't you have some radio graffiti?
All right, let's play your 15-bucker there, dark meme magician girl.
What the hell is this?
Oh, you son of a bitch.
All right.
Are you kidding me?
My eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord.
Yeah, real funny dark mean magician.
Real goddamn funny, man.
Oh, my God.
This is something, dude.
I did that date line for you, man.
This is not funny, man.
This is not fucking funny.
This is the kind of crap I've got to put up with on a consistent basis, for Christ's sake.
Oh, my God.
What?
Actually, you did really well with some of those calls.
Like when you told the black Tranny you wanted to call her your nigger bitch and jig a Boo Jones her ass.
They said that.
62-year-old lady, you needed a Mr. PIB after fucking her for three hours.
Hey, look, I mean, that's strictly for entertainment purposes only.
You all understand that, right?
All right.
And look, we couldn't be doing this kind of crap on the YouTube.
So, you know, come on, man.
Y'all got a treat.
All right.
Just face it.
All right.
Fucking radio graffiti or boycott.
Why are you going to boycott me?
What the hell did I do?
I did nothing but goddamn, I did nothing but do the goddamn freaking show.
What are you talking about, man?
I did nothing but do my own show, man.
For Christ's sake.
And you people are like, oh, boycott the show.
What is this?
No radio graffiti, get no rest.
Go get, okay, thank you.
Thank you.
Somebody donated $2 saying, no radio graffiti, go get some rest.
And I'm glad that somebody cares about my health, cares about, you know, my energy levels, etc.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
I don't want to do this anymore.
Right, radio graffiti or Kamala Harris wins 2020.
She ain't gonna win 2020, boy.
All right, she ain't gonna win 2020.
So just sit there and shut your mouth.
All right, dude, it's 2:30 in the morning.
All right, I want to have whatever I have remaining of my Saturday night fucking remaining, dude.
All right, Jesus Christ, man.
Jesus Christ.
Can't y'all just wait till Monday for a radio graffiti session, huh?
Jesus Christ.
I mean, and look at even Jackler.
All right, Jackler is even talking some sense if that's even fucking possible.
He's even talking sense in the chat room, man.
I mean, come on.
I mean, look at look at Uncle, what is this?
Uncle Ruckus.
He's like, look, it's 2:30.
Let's go to sleep.
You're damn right.
Look.
All right.
Monday, I will be back 8:30 p.m. Central Standard Time.
All right.
And by the way, we're going to stay here right here where you're listening to this broadcast on Vaughan.
I'd like to remind everybody to please bookmark not only ghost.report.
You should have been doing that a long time ago as it is anyway.
But these shows will be, and I'm talking about today's show.
It'll be downloadable at my BitChute channel here.
Let's go ahead and put that in the chat room here.
Here it is right there.
The today show, tonight's show will be on BitChute at that particular URL.
One more again.
Let me go ahead and put that in the chat room so everybody can add that to your favorites and bookmarks.
That's where tonight's show will be downloaded so that you can download it yourself.
You can review it, etc.
What a Saturday night troll show, dude.
What a Saturday night fucking troll show, for Christ's sake.
All right, what is this?
Local live home entertainment.
I hear fucking leftist evil Mira over here.
Ghost is too weak to write a blog post and too weak to do radio graffiti.
What happened to sleeping less and making more money, huh?
Was a lie to what are you talking about, dude?
I've been on here for almost six hours.
I was on here six hours yesterday.
What the fuck are you guys talking about, man?
I mean, good God.
Good fucking God for Christ.
Now they're talking shit.
I'm not a machine.
I thought you were a machine.
I mean, listen, I want to have whatever I have remaining of my Saturday night.
I want to have it to me.
All right.
Jesus Christ, man.
And not to mention, I want to watch the UFC fights that I missed broadcasting to you people.
All right?
Yeah, broken down 62-year-old Michigan.
Go fuck yourself.
All right, asshole.
I said I was 62 because that old fucking wimbag Broad said she was 62.
And shut up.
Don't spoil it for me, you assholes.
I want to watch the UFC myself.
Don't fucking spoil it, you asshole.
All right.
Let me go ahead and take a chug of this.
I want to thank everybody for tuning into the Saturday Night Troll Show, episode 8.
I will be back Monday, okay?
And I'll be right here on Vaughan.live.
So everybody make sure to spread it across the internets and throughout the world.
Let everybody you know, let them know that the ghost show and the Saturday Night Troll Show are right here, right here on Vaughan.live.
And make sure to add your favorites and your bookmarks, the locales, to go see them.
Ghost.report, all right, and the vaughan.live profile, which is, excuse me, this is it right here.
Let me go ahead and put in the chat room.
Add this to your favorites as well.
All right.
Anyway, I'm out of here.
And shut up about a troll war.
There's not going to be any troll wars.
I've been, look, assholes, listen, listen to me, okay?
Two days straight, all right?
Friday and Saturday, my fucking weekend.
I've given you two six-hour goddamn streams, dude.
Non-stop.
Non-fucking stop.
So don't, don't give me this.
Shut up with your fucking troll war, for Christ's sake, all right?
Anyway, let me go ahead and say cheers to everybody out there, okay?
Cheers to everybody out there who's listening to this broadcast.
Thank you very much for tuning in with me.
I will be back this Monday, same place, 8.30 p.m. Central Standard Time.
So make sure to let everybody know that we're in effect in the house, all right?