Ghost anchors True Capitalist Radio's Ghost Show Relay Episode 103, aggressively defending Donald Trump against impeachment while alleging Joe Biden orchestrated the Ukraine crisis for Burisma profits. He mocks millennials as emasculated "soy boys," dismisses Alex Jones' influence, and rants about political correctness. The episode blends sports trash-talking with reactions to bizarre viewer submissions, including suicide-themed songs and racist graffiti, ultimately framing modern culture as a decline in masculinity and American sovereignty. [Automatically generated summary]
It's Bowler Friday, episode 103 of the Ghost Show.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And I'd like for everybody to please spread this show around the internet and throughout the world.
We are live right now, episode 103, 103, for all folks that are keeping track.
So spread it around like wildfire because we're still underground.
Bond.live is where we're at right now.
We're still underground.
So, everybody, right now, spread it around on this Bowler Friday.
Spread it around on this Bowler Friday.
You're damn right.
I hope all of you are hype.
I told you I was going to be here.
I told you, and I'm probably going to be here tomorrow.
So I hope that you folks have a little bit of appreciation.
That's all I'm saying, okay?
Anyway, Baller Friday in the house, episode 103.
We are underground, baby.
Always remember that.
We're underground.
They're afraid of us.
They're afraid of the capitalist army.
They're afraid of the toxic community.
But you know what?
They can eat our dick up till they hiccup, baby, all right?
All right, go ahead and take the music out, engineer.
Take the goddamn music out.
Thank you very much for everybody who's out there listening right now.
103 episode of The Go Show.
I am your host, the man they call Ghost, and I want to thank everybody for tuning in right now.
It is a Baller Friday.
It is the last Friday of September.
And what the hell is this?
Daily reminder that the Patriots suck and that the Cowboys are America's favorite.
You're damn right.
You're damn right.
Let me smoke some tobacco to that.
Oh, wait a minute.
This is fucking wheelchair assholes.
No, it happened again.
My trailer is.
Engineer, get in there and throw back.
Go fuck yourself.
Look, first and foremost, it's Dallas Cowboys.
For all the folks that are going to be watching the NFL on this Sunday, it is Dallas Cowboys going all the way this year.
And I don't know if you saw yesterday's game for all you folks that watch NFL.
There was a Thursday night game between the Packers and the Eagles, the Philadelphia Eagles of all people.
It all came down to a last-second interception, for heaven's sake.
A last-second interception.
And as a result, you had the Philadelphia Eagles, which no offense, if you're from Philly, they're the trashiest pieces of shit fans when it comes to sports in general.
I'm not joking around.
I'm not joking.
If you're from Philadelphia, I'm sorry.
It is a subterranean shithole.
The people there are absolutely obnoxious, for Christ's sake.
Did y'all remember the last time the Eagles won the Super Bowl?
They went nuts.
I mean, they went nuts.
They were all out there.
They were throwing over cars.
They were doing all this shit.
They had one guy out there actually eating a fucking, a horse turd.
You know, one of the road apples.
You know what I'm talking about?
Fucking road apple?
Took a horse turd, stuffed it in his mouth because the Philadelphia Eagles had won the damn Super Bowl, for Christ's sake.
So anyway, if you're from Philly, it's a piece of shit.
Anyway, but the bottom line is Dallas Cowboys all the way, folks, okay?
You all know this.
I mean, all I got to say is Dax Prescott, all right?
And that little waka-looking dude that's the running back, Ezekiel Elliott.
You know what I mean?
Amari Cooper, baby.
Come on, man.
And the only thing I have to say that I'm critical about when it comes to the Cowboys is their secondary.
Their secondary is a little weak, but I think that we have enough offense on the Cowboys to be able to offset whatever the hell the offense of the other team can exploit off the secondary.
So that's all I'm saying, folks.
Anyway, I don't want to talk too much about sports.
Cheers to everybody who's a Cowboys fan out there.
How about them Cowboys?
But let's get into the crux of the matter here because you already got all the lamestream, mainstream media.
And I think that the lamestream, mainstream media is an enemy of the people at this point in time, folks.
And the reason I say this is because we, the people, elected a man to be president.
That's Donald Trump.
All right.
What is this?
Dallas cuck boy.
Yeah, I got your cuckboys, boy.
All right, you just wait.
You just wait till we're in the Super Bowl.
I got your goddamn cuck boys, all right?
But anyway, we've got this fake news, lamestream media out here trying to carve out this narrative that the president did something wrong, all right?
And what is this?
Anonymous daily reminder that New York sucks.
Calling illegal immigrants illegal immigrants is now hate speech, and hate speech is now illegal.
Never mind the fact that hate speech doesn't even exist.
Have to agree with this.
I think that whoever gets charged with something that nature in New York could definitely take it to the federal courts and possibly the Supreme Court because illegal immigrants is not hate speech.
If you snuck into this country and you don't have any legal documents, there's nothing to say that you're an American citizen, you're an illegal immigrant.
I mean, what the hell is, I mean, I don't understand this.
I mean, it was bad enough that these people are bitching and moaning that we were calling them illegal aliens.
Remember that?
No, human beings are not illegal aliens.
So we stop calling them illegal aliens.
Now, illegal immigrants is hate speech.
I mean, all of you folks that are all for this open border crap, I'm talking to all you damn liberals out there that are for this open border crap.
Why don't you try sneaking in to a country illegally?
Why don't you try to sneak into any country illegally and then try to, you know, protest out there as if you are owed citizenship, as if you're owed the same as a citizen of the country that you snuck in and see how successful you are.
Okay, let's just see how successful you are.
You ain't going to be very successful.
I can't believe illegal immigrants is now hate speech.
I can't believe this shit.
I mean, what the hell's going on here?
Anyway, listen, this is the road America's going down, folks.
And we, as American people, I'm talking about constitutional American people.
We need to stop this.
Do you understand?
What is this?
I'm Casey Kasem, and this is American Top 40.
Coming in at the end of the day.
Casey Kasim.
Who the fuck?
Who the fuck's doing this?
Keep your dick in your hands.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
I'll get to the $18.66 bucker in just a second.
The reason that I'm talking about this, folks, is because it's the media.
It's the mainstream fake news media that's carving out the narrative within the mainstream perspective.
That's why you've got people okay with trying to curb speech by calling it hate speech.
Regulate speech.
Folks, this is America.
You should have the freedom of speech.
And it really doesn't matter what kind of speech it is, so long as you're not trying to instigate any kind of riot of any sorts, like hollering fire in a movie theater.
But I mean, for this idea that calling somebody an illegal immigrant is hate speech, I mean, this has gone way beyond fanatical, way beyond insane, way beyond everything.
What is this?
Diablo.
Hey, long time no see Diablo.
Here's something I found today that will piss you down.
Oh, Jesus.
You know what, Diablo?
I'm going to get to those in just a second.
I'm pretty sure it's going to piss me off.
I can almost guarantee it, okay?
But the point I'm trying to make is, folks, is that we, as American people who have the right to freedom of thinking, we can gather our information however we see fit and then analyze it based upon the facts.
And what's unfortunate is that what we call news in today's cable news or mainstream media is not news.
They are not enlightening folks.
They are instigating folks.
All right.
They're trying to inflame the senses.
They are not informing the American people.
And just taking a look at all this ridiculous political theater that's happening in Washington, D.C. on this so-called Trump impeachment inquiry underscores that, for Christ's sake.
I mean, I think us as American people should be insulted that we, the American people, elected a president.
All right.
We all elected this man.
And this criminal organization that we call Washington, D.C. thinks within its bureaucratic tentacles that it can somehow usurp the people's vote by going out and sitting here trying to trump up charges, no pun intended, on a president who is doing nothing but promoting Americana.
This is a president who is against globalism, folks.
And I'm telling you, the most ardent enemies of this man, the president of the United States, the most ardent enemies of his, are globalists.
All right?
They're globalists.
And this is why they're trying to take this man down.
He cares about America and the continuity of America.
All right.
He says, fuck you to the UN.
Excuse my French.
I don't know if you saw his speech at the UN this week, but I'd strongly advise you to take a look at it.
He was in the belly of the beast and said, the future does not belong to globalists.
Okay.
So what I'm trying to tell you is, folks, is that the folks that are trying to sit here and usurp the presidency don't have the American people's goodwill at mind.
All right.
They don't have America's interest at mind at all.
These folks are already bought and paid for by these disgusting, degenerate globalists who want to completely eliminate any kind of sovereignty of countries and consolidate the power into these unions that are now coming up, like the European Union and the African Union, the Asian Union.
We almost had the North American Union here in this country, and we almost had our goddamn borders within away on that agreement.
So I'm telling you folks right now, if you are a Democrat in modern-day America, you are anti-American, you hate this country, and you hate the Constitution.
All right.
I mean, bottom line, the whole impeachment process was intended for someone who was directly implementing tyranny on the American people.
And Donald Trump has done anything but, anything but any kind of inkling of tyranny.
The Most Transparent President00:04:49
I mean, he allows open criticism of his administration, unlike Obama, who utilized the IRS and other federal agencies to oppress those that were against his administration and his regime.
Donald Trump is the most transparent president in American history.
I mean, these idiots that are accusing him of being treasonous or whatever the hell, misappropriating his authority, whatever they're trying to claim he did, bullshit, utter bullshit.
Inner circle revealed.
What the hell is this inner circle scuffle?
What the hell are you talking about?
Look, I'll get to the $18.66 bucker.
I'm going to tell you right now, this has been the most transparent president.
And these dumb charges of inquiry of impeachment based upon this Ukrainian situation, I think people need to enlighten themselves on what the Ukrainian situation actually is.
And why, if Trump actually did ask for a quote favor in the transcript from the Ukrainian government on not only CloudStrike, which is the server that probably has a lot of those missing emails from Hillary Clinton, that's why Hillary Clinton has come out and tried to mouth off her goddamn gator as if she's got some soapbox to stand on, but also about the Joe Biden son situation.
Now, I'm going to play you something, okay?
I'm going to play you something because this video, and it's by Glenn Beck of all people, and I want to remind everybody, Glenn Beck hated Trump during the 2016 campaign.
He hated him, okay?
But I want to give Glenn Beck some credit because he's going back to his roots.
He's going back to 2008, 2007, when he would give these, you know, chalkboard analyzations of everything.
That's why people loved Glenn Beck back when he was popular back then.
And I want to play this Glenn Beck clip because he tells people in the most simplistic way possible on why the president is inquiring about Joe Biden and his son.
I was once arrested in the USA by ICE.
Really?
French, USA.
ICANNICA.
I'm here invited to attend a NASA convention as speaker with a visa.
Do what you have to do.
Your life as you know it is over.
Guess what?
Well, Mr. Dr. Meow, PhD, I have no idea what the hell you just said.
You know, I'm sorry if you got accosted by ICE.
And, you know, hopefully you've got yourself a green card or a social security number and an ID and that sort of thing.
But I have no idea what the hell you just said.
Thank you once again for the 20 bucks, Dr. Meow.
You've always been chill with that.
So I don't know what the hell you just said.
All right.
Now you're invited to attend a NASA convention as a speaker with a visa.
All right.
Well, it is what it is.
I get it.
I get it.
You were approached by ICE.
So you said you have dual nationality, French, USA.
You're Jewish.
Now you're invited to attend a NASA convention as a speaker with a visa.
Do what you have to do.
Your life as you know it is over.
Guess what?
And there's pingas.
All right.
There's pingas.
Cooking.
No, I'm not fake.
No, no, no.
For some reason, you had to get a face neck here.
That's why it's a dream.
Pingas, that's why it's a dream, dude.
Okay, that's why it's a dream.
Anyway, listen, I will get to the $18.66 bucker in just a second.
What I want to do is I want everybody to listen to what Glenn Beck says here because he dissects why the president was even inquiring about the case.
Because let's be honest, there were some nefarious things that happened during the whole usurping of Crimea by Russia and a lot of dirty underdealings.
All right.
A lot of dirty underdealings happening.
And I like how Glenn Beck puts it.
I hope that he continues this trend like he was before.
This is what made Glenn Beck right here.
Hey, what's up, the pet Mexican?
Happy Butter Friday ghost.
Butter Friday.
All right, all right.
Donating early because I work in the morning.
That's cool, dude.
You can't do that.
Classic Mexican pranks.
Baguette bread, baguette bread.
Well, what's up with the baguette bread emoji, dude?
Anyway, listen, I want everybody to listen to this, and I'll get to these $18.66 bucker right after this.
But I want everybody to listen to what Glenn Beck says here because he couldn't put it any more simpler because it's such a complex situation.
Glenn Beck's Simple Truths00:14:42
Remember, what they're trying to claim that Trump did was use taxpayer funds over the heads of the Ukrainian government supposedly to pressure them into pursuing charges against Joe Biden's son.
That is not what happened.
Everybody read the transcript.
And if you haven't read the Trump transcript between the president of the United States and the newly elected president of the Ukraine, it's only like three pages.
All right.
It's only like three pages.
There was nothing said, nothing remotely being said on what the Democrats and the fake news mainstream media are trying to claim.
Now, I want to show you why you've got the Democrats going full throttle when it comes to this supposed inquiry of impeachment because it looks like Joe Biden has some explaining to do.
Okay.
Now, everybody watch this.
Put the PC shot on Engineer.
Everybody watch this because it is very important.
It describes why Joe Biden and his son are even being inquired in relation to Ukraine.
Play it.
Started in February of 2014 when Russia invaded Crimea.
Do you remember this time?
It was 2014.
President Obama was president, and he decided to make Joe Biden his point man.
Joe Biden point man.
Everybody hear that?
Now, Barack Obama decided that in 2015, when the Russians took over Crimea, that Joe Biden was going to be the point man of the Ukraine.
Now, keep that in mind, folks.
He was vice president at the time.
Let's go ahead and play it.
Which really meant that Biden would be on the phone with Ukrainian leaders two or three times a month.
And then he flew to Ukraine and he visited five times.
So he's talking to these guys all the time between 2014 and 2017.
In fact, Foreign Policy Magazine says no one in the U.S. government has wielded more influence over Ukraine than Vice President Joe Biden.
All right, pause it right there.
You see that?
I mean, no one in the U.S. government has wielded more influence over the Ukraine than Vice President Joe Biden.
That's very interesting.
That's very interesting.
You're starting to get why the president was inquiring or asking the president of the Ukraine to do me a favor and check out what the hell's going on with this whole Biden business.
Play it some more.
Now, that's true.
Now, just a month after this happens, this guy.
Remember him?
He's the friend.
He's the guy who is part of this investment house.
One month later.
Hold on, hold on.
Stop fucking donating.
Yeah, go fuck yourself, dude.
All right?
Don't fucking donate.
We're trying to explain why the fuck goddamn Joe Biden and his son are related to the Ukraine, you dick.
All right?
So fuck off.
Fucking Colonel Glenn Colonel Sanders back.
All right, put it back on.
Anyway, once again, this guy, all right, this guy right here, which is buddies with old Bo Biden, decides all of a sudden, or is miraculously the point guy.
Put that back.
Let's put it back a little bit.
All right, here it is.
Play it.
This guy.
Remember him?
He's the friend.
You fucking sons of bitches, dude.
Seriously, you got Glenn bitch.
Fuck off.
Stop fucking donating, man.
This is serious shit.
You fucking idiots.
Tired of you fucking idiots.
This is the guy who is part of this investment house.
One month later, there is a meeting with Joe Biden and this guy at the White House.
Now, we don't know what the partner at Rosemont Seneca was doing at the White House and what they were meeting about.
But I'm sure it was probably something just like cookies and had nothing to do with anything about the Ukraine.
However, coincidentally, five days later, we had an event.
Five days later, Joe Biden arrives at the Ukraine to meet with all of the leaders.
Now, this is a high-level meeting with Ukrainian officials.
And he brought with him very specific plans.
Man, you fucking pieces of shit, dude.
Who the fuck is this?
Glenn Boomer.
Look, shut the fuck up, man.
I'm telling you all right now to stop donating.
This is serious shit.
Even though you're a piece of shit millennial that doesn't give a shit about your life because you're up your mama's skirt, doesn't mean you can do this shit.
I'm crying again because Trump is going to be a little bit more comfortable.
Go fuck yourselves, all right?
You fucking millennial trash.
I'm telling you right now, you all keep doing this shit.
I'll just end the fucking show, all right?
Seriously, man.
This is serious!
The fake news media and the fucking anti-American Democrats are coming after my president when they're the ones that have been corrupted.
They're the ones that have sold out our country.
And this is the proof, you fucking dicks.
Fucking tired of you fucking people.
I'm fucking giving you fucking dickheads my fucking weekends.
And this is what the hell you're gonna fucking do.
Shut the fuck up, all right?
And listen.
Shut the fuck up and listen and learn something, you fucking millennial loser.
Put the PC shot on.
Meeting with Ukrainian officials.
And he brought with him very specific plans.
And these plans were going to guarantee and assist the Ukrainian natural gas industry with $1.8 billion.
Now, this was something that would guarantee the stability of the Ukraine and help them with their energy.
Part of the energy portion of the program reads, quote, U.S. technical experts will help Ukraine develop a public-private investment initiative to increase conventional gas production from existing fields to boost domestic energy supply.
Well, you know what's weird is we had five days later the $1.8 billion, but what's really weird is we sent the experts in as well.
Because do you remember Burizma, owned by this cat who's so bad?
He can't.
You fucking pieces of shit, man.
I'm telling you, you guys are fucking pieces of garbage.
Can you fuck off?
Okay, I don't like Glenn Beck either, okay?
But what he's saying is pertinent, you fucking dickheads.
This is fucking serious.
Put the goddamn fucking game controller down, all right?
And stop playing with your fucking two-inch pecker shaft to cartoon women and listen to something, you fucking idiot.
God damn it, man.
I would bitch slap you all if you were in front of me right now, man.
I'd bitch slap you all and I'd slap your mother for fucking creating such a goddamn two-bit, half-atarred millennial piece of shit like you.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Listen!
Shut the fuck up and listen!
Oh, yeah, fuck you, dude.
What the fuck, man?
Why the fuck are you doing this?
That's our president, you dickhead!
Jesus fucking Christ, man.
I've wasted my weekends with you fuckers!
I'm wasting my weekends with you fucking people!
Jesus fucking Christ!
A little bit of appreciation!
That's all I'm asking from you fuckers, all right?
A little bit of appreciation!
Shut the fuck up!
Fucking asshole!
This is serious fucking business because Glenn Beck is laying it out so simple that I was hoping that even feeble-minded fucking man-children, millennial shitheads like you could absorb the material.
But it looks like obviously not, huh?
You fucking waste of fucking human flesh, you fucking steaming piles of fucking shit, you fucking piles of human protoplasm, you make me sick.
Shut up!
Put the PC shut on and listen!
Listen!
Five days later, the $1.8 billion.
But what's really weird is we sent the experts in as well.
Because do you remember Burisma?
Owned by this cat who's so bad he can't even come to America?
Burisma, again, is the largest natural gas company.
So they wanted a piece of the $1.8 billion, sure, but they needed some experts on how to figure out how to get that gas out of the ground.
And so who is invited in?
This guy, Hunter.
Hunter, no, I'm sorry.
This is.
You fucking pieces of shit.
Fuck off.
You know, and you and Dandy Oracle, go fuck yourself as well, dude.
If this is even the real Dandy Oracle, man.
I mean, I'm fucking sitting here.
Fucking wake up.
You're being manipulated by the fucking fake news.
And you fucking idiots are fainting your nuts.
Fuck off, Dan.
Fuck you.
Fuck you and fuck your mother in the ass.
Oh, no.
No.
Yeah.
All right.
Go fuck yourselves, man.
I'm serious.
Shut the fuck up.
We're going to watch this, and I don't give a shit if you like it or not, man.
All right?
You're going to fucking watch it, like it, and fucking eat it.
All right?
Because the fake news media is trying to pull a fast one through manipulation and outright lies in an attempt to try to push this goddamn whole so-called impeachment inquiry narrative bullshit.
All right?
So sit there and shut the fuck up.
Fucking idiots.
All right.
Learn something.
Learn something.
Fucking plan again.
Jesus shit.
This guy, Hunter.
Hunter.
No, I'm sorry.
This is Devon.
Devon is made a board member.
Isn't that great?
By the way, that happened.
You fucking pieces of shit, man.
I really like your show and all.
Yeah, you know what?
Fuck you.
Fuck off, man.
I mean, you know what?
I mean.
I'm a monster, and you deserve to go to jail.
Your fucking mother deserves to go to jail for shitting out a piece of shit like you, all right?
Your fucking dirty dish rag whore mother deserves to change the channel.
This is boring.
Fucking, I don't give a shit if it's boring, man.
You sit there and shut your fucking manchild millennial fucking ungrateful.
Fucking up your smom skirt ass off and shut the fuck up.
Shut up.
Fucking assholes.
I'm telling you, you fucking dickheads make me sick.
You know what?
I'm going to end this show early.
We're going to watch this.
Now fuck you.
Yeah, ZZZ.
Then why the fuck you here?
Why the fuck you here?
God damn, I'd bitch slap you all, man.
I'd bitch slap you all so hard your fucking great grandkids would have fucking black eyes.
Fucking dumbasses.
Shut the fuck up.
Seriously, man.
This is serious.
What, Sunburst Unicorn?
You're right.
This is fucking serious.
Jesus Christ!
Goal, shut the fuck up and watch.
Our president is under attack by the fucking idiotic Democrats.
I mean, come on!
I apologize for not taking this seriously.
I mean, no shit.
No shit, Sunburst unicorn.
Oh, calm down, boomer, huh?
Calm down, boomer.
Are you fucking listening to these morons?
Are you watching them fucking flap their fat Cheeto stained fingers on the keyboard in the fucking chat room?
They're idiots!
They're morons!
That's why they think that that affirmative action president, Barack Obama, was worth a shit.
That's why these morons think that I want socialism so I can continue to play my fucking video games and tickle my asshole to cartoon girl fetish shit.
You fucking shut up.
All of you shut the fuck.
I don't want to.
Don't donate to me, alright?
You fucking dickheads, dude.
Colonel Sanders Glenn Glenn is a tard full of conspiracy.
This ain't a conspiracy, you fucking dick.
He is laying it out so simple that even a fucking mindless man-child, stupid, pathetic, three-brain cell-heavy imbecile like you can understand.
Fucking dickheads, man.
Just fucking work.
I don't give a shit if you like it or not, all right?
If you're listening, I don't give a flying shit if you like this or not.
Sit there and eat it and listen.
Put the PC shot on.
Fucking listen.
Hunter.
Hunter.
No, I'm sorry.
This is Devon.
Devon is made a board member.
Isn't that great?
By the way, that happened the very next day.
You see this shit?
Shut the fuck up now.
Fuck up, man.
Us single mothers want to listen to our biggest fans.
Oh, fuck you.
Who the fuck you?
Who the fuck did that, huh?
The single mother.
You know what?
My ass bleeds for single mothers.
Are you kidding me?
You fucking women are the contributing factor on why these millennial assholes are such fucking man children, for Christ's sake.
Single mothers.
You're the fucking reason why you can see the feminine physical attributes on most males that are under the age of 35.
You can tell you can just see the little feminine physical attributes.
They're fucking leprechauning their asses down the fucking street for Christ's sake now.
They're leprechaun in their asses.
You can hear the feminine vernacular in their voice because you dirty dishrag whore single mothers.
So sit there and shut your fucking mouth.
I'm tired of all you fucking people.
Do you understand this?
You fucking listen and learn something.
You listen and learn something for Christ's sake, man.
Shut Your Fucking Mouth00:15:43
My president is under attack by a bunch of criminals is what they are.
And that criminal organization is Washington, D.C.
And you ungrateful fucking pieces of crap.
I'm telling you, I can't believe.
I wish I could trade you sons of bitches for some people in the third world country.
I'm not even joking around.
I wish I could fucking just send you asses off to the fucking third world and bring some third world pricks in here and see how much appreciation each side would have.
Listen, this is serious fucking shit.
Shut the fuck.
All of you.
I don't want to hear a text to speech.
I don't want to hear your stupid little fucking comments in the damn chat room.
I don't want to hear shit.
Listen.
Joe Biden is a corrupt piece of shit.
And he involved his son.
Yeah, penis weening.
Yo, fuck off.
If you're bored, then get the fuck out of here.
No one's telling you to listen to this show.
If you're born, get your fucking stupid, dumb, fucking ridiculous fucking ass out of here.
Get out!
Piece of shit.
Put the PC shot on again for CryPop.
Listen!
Listen!
After the $1.8 billion.
Now, Joss Sheto.
You fucking pieces.
You fucking pieces of garbage, dude.
You fucking pieces of shit.
You fucking pieces of shit.
Oh, Greg, why don't you wait?
Why don't you fucking wait, Gray Steele?
Why don't you fucking wait?
No, you listen.
Andrew Yang, are you fucking joking?
Oh, God.
Man, I fuck you.
Die in a fire.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
What is this?
Crippler's dirty wheelchair.
I don't have anything to say.
I just want to interrupt the video again.
Yeah, well, fuck you.
Fuck you.
Captain Desi, sorry to interrupt, but do you remember the previous show when you forgot to turn off the phone?
We heard, I know, fuck.
Fuck, I know, I know.
What the fuck?
I really want to tell her how I feel, but I'm so let me talk, coward hammock, you fucker!
Let me talk!
Jesus Christ!
Shut the fuck up and let me talk!
You guys are pissing me off today, man.
I'm telling you right now, I'm gonna end this show faster than you can say, cartoon girl fetish woman.
Fucking the faggots, man.
All right, listen.
Listen, just shut up and listen to fucking Glenn Beck here, all right?
Just shut up and listen to Glenn Beck.
What?
Press wife or younger?
Fuck you and your fucking neat bucks.
That's why you're that's why you're not.
I want a thousand neat bucks a month just for existing, even though a thousand bucks a month is going to be the new poverty standard, you fucking idiot.
All right, play, play the shit.
Somebody else, another expert from the United States, arrives, you know, to help them figure out how to pull gas out of the ground.
Hunter Biden.
Now, the combined experience on gas between these two is zero.
But he was on the board, and he's still on the board.
Burisman announced these appointments publicly.
U.S. media reported on it, but it's no secret.
Nobody really cared because it's the Bama White House and they can do no wrong.
But there was a pattern here with Biden.
And whether it's meetings with foreign leaders in the fucking Christ.
Fuck you.
All right, you racist prick.
I don't fucking condone what the fuck that idiot just said.
Fuck off.
I'd buy that.
Sponsorship deal and this episode was sponsored by Truvada for National Gay Men's HR.
I don't have it.
I wasted my fucking weekend.
Would you fucking losers?
Ghostler, you'll get it.
I'M WASTING MY WEEKEND WITH YOU! FUCK!
Just shut up and fucking listen!
Just fucking listen!
Don't it, but it's a secret.
Nobody really cared because it's the Bama White House and they can do no wrong.
But there was a pattern here with Biden.
And whether it's meetings with foreign leaders in Washington or traveling to foreign capitals, business opportunities.
You fucking pieces of garbage, man.
I can't get them off my wrists.
I don't give a shit, Willie McGhosterson.
You're a piece of shit.
I don't like you anyway.
I don't give a shit.
Fuck off, Willie McGhosterson, you fucking piece of shit.
Cheese.
Oh, the horror.
Yeah, go fuck off.
Go die.
All right, go die a little bit.
All right, here, but play the rest of the scene.
Magically materialize for Hunter's companies.
Isn't that weird?
And just what kind of company was Hunter Biden and Devon Archer joining with this one?
Well, Burisma, if I'm not a man of the world.
You know what?
You guys are a good decision.
Interrupt it again.
I'm going slap you so hard.
Fuck you, you fucking brown flapjack-kitted piece of fucking goddamn fucking camel-humping piece of shit.
Shut up!
Jesus fucking Christ, you fucking goddamn moron.
Go pump some gas somewhere, you fucking idiot.
Play the rest of this shit.
Put it back and play it.
What company was Hunter Biden and Devon Archer joining with this one?
Well, Burisma, if I may say, was described by a journalist, James Stafford, who covers the energy industry.
He said, quote, Burisma fails to pass the most basic due diligence check.
Its registration documents are impossible.
What now, anonymous?
What now?
What now?
You're a badass teacher, Ghost, and if it's so important, why don't, why didn't, you know what?
Because it's the fucking lamestream media.
The fake news has got you because you're a fucking idiot.
Shut the fuck up, all right?
I'm telling you all, stop fucking donating, all right, asshole?
Listen!
These fucking Democrats should be the ones in prison!
These fucking Democrats and the bureaucratic system should be the ones throwing themselves in fucking jail.
STAR Platinum, turn off TTS.
Listen, just shut.
I'm telling you all.
I'm telling you all right now.
How much do I need to say?
Stop fucking donating.
All right.
How fucking clear do I have to say it to you?
Fucking goddamn man children tards, stop fucking donating.
How's that huh?
Stop fucking donating you, sorry sacks of trash.
Jesus Christ, put the PC shut on.
Play the shit.
Tafford, who covers the energy industry?
He said, quote, Burisma fails to pass the most basic due diligence check.
Its registration documents are impossible to run down.
It publishes no asset information or financial records.
You fucking scubers or raisinetti scubers or raisinettes squeaky, who the fuck is donating my cheese?
Happy noodle boy.
Who the fuck is doing this shit with me as I wiggle?
Who in the fuck is doing this shit?
Manselhoff can fly, clutch my testies.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Oh, here's this flapjack kitted, asshole, ass cracker.
Oh, oh god cracker, ass cracker.
That's not racist cracker.
You disgusting, sorry excuse of human gelatin.
Yeah whatever, go fucking race a fucking camel and shut up.
All right, do something useful with your fat fucking life.
All right, put the pc shot On Jesus fails to pass the most basic due diligence check.
Its registration documents are impossible to run down.
It publishes no asset information or financial records, nor does it release any audited financial statements.
The complete lack of transparency means that anyone interested, including potential investors, must rely solely on press releases about Barisma's?
Uh future plans and intentions.
In other words, it's exactly what you would think a very dangerous oligarch would set up.
Now Hunter Biden and Devon Archer joined Burisma uh, the board.
Coincidentally, right before the British government decided to freeze the assets of this guy 23 million dollars he was the founder of Barisma, so they froze it.
Now, nine months later, the British government finally gave up and unfroze the accounts because they couldn't get the Iranian prosecutors to even cooperate.
Gee, I wonder why.
Now, after Hunter Biden joined the board, the company's owner remember this guy.
You know what's crazy.
He was suddenly off the no entry to the?
U.s ban.
He could get fees all he want.
He could come to the United States.
Those all disappeared.
He became, you know, Captain America.
He's fine, you fucking.
Is it my turn to stop the video?
No no okay, you fuck you Jackler, you fucking dickhead.
All right, all right.
Time to think of a witty comment to post, to come your way.
You can't.
You can't.
You're a fucking idiot.
All right, shut the fuck up.
I don't know.
Okay, never mind.
Fucking moron, you fucking Brit Bong.
All right fucking, listen to this and shut the fuck up.
All right, i'm warning you all, or else?
He was suddenly off the no entry to the?
U.s ban.
He could get fees all he wanted.
come to the United States so boring I could fly a plane into a tower yeah I'm sure you could I'm sure you fucking could You fucking fat, fucking loser.
Yeah, z z z z.
Yeah, shut up all of you people.
I'm not even joking.
After this Glenn Begg video, i'm gonna do the 18.66 Bucker and i'm getting out of here.
You people, i'm not gonna.
I'm not gonna waste my fucking time with you people.
All right, i'm not wasting my fucking weekends with you dickheads.
If this is what the fuck you're gonna do, all right, i'm not even joking around.
I'm not wasting my fucking weekends with you, fucking dicks.
Are you sitting me?
I'm fucking wasting my fucking life with a bunch of fucking losers.
Play the shit.
The company's owner.
Remember this guy?
You know what's crazy?
He was suddenly off the no entry to the?
U.s ban.
He could get fees all he want.
He could come to the United states.
Those all disappeared.
He became, you know, Captain America.
He's fine.
Is this a bad time to interrupt?
Listen, i'm not S T Mike.
Fuck you too, you piece of shit.
If y'all are gonna be this i'm not even fucking joking man, i'm gonna end the fucking show.
I'm, i'm ending the show.
I'm fuck you.
I'm into the fucking show.
Just watch, this shit disappeared.
Oh yeah, the 1.8 billion dollar loan.
Where did it go?
Well, that's you, son of a bitch.
You fucking pieces of all right.
Who the fuck is this star platinum?
Uh, no one has ever taken your suggestion to stop donating.
Just, it never works.
All right look, i've had enough dude, i'm just gonna play these 18.66 bucker and i'm getting the fuck out of here.
Go fuck all of yourselves, all right, i'm not even joking.
Go fuck all of yourselves, whatever.
You fucking noodle boy idiot, I know what you really are.
Yeah whatever, all right, shut up some cheese.
Fucking tired of you.
Fucking people.
Man, i'm not even kidding right repent, all right, shut up, all right.
Anyway, the first 18.66 bucker is requested by America top 40, who said, i'm Casey Casem and this is the American top 40.
why so sick your mother's serious that's why you ever fucking seen her at her all you can eat buffet she's pretty fucking serious and especially man stop donating dude seriously you fucking people are wasting my fucking weekend man and i don't have many of those left Jesus fucking Christ.
If you really want to go so badly, then shut the fuck up and get the fuck out and quit whining like a bratty.
Yeah, yeah, fuck you, all right?
Jesus Christ, you whine more than a middle-aged woman on the side.
Why don't you shut the fuck up, all right?
And go fucking, you know, kill a cat with your singing voice, all right?
Anyway, American Top 40, I'm Casey Kasim, and this is American Top 40 coming up at number 38.
It's a song Ghost enjoyed listening to in the gay clubs and the.
What the fuck are you talking?
Put the PC Shot on.
I didn't like this shit.
I DIDN'T LIKE THIS SHIT!
I NEVER LIKED THIS FUCKIN' BULLSHIT!
Hold on, hold on, some- Somebody donated again.
Who is this, ST Mike?
What the fuck did you say Mike, you fucking fruit bowl?
Huh hey uh, we're getting into the video.
Can you just shut the fuck up, all right, St Mike, and just suck it, you idiot here.
And this is probably uh, some music that suits you.
Huh, this is probably some music that suits you at true Interruption radio.
Yeah, I bet your asshole's puckering up, right?
S.T. Mike Hardham and you fucking fruit bowls.
What kind of fucking fruity ass shit is this, man?
It's a baller Friday and you're fruiting up my goddamn show already, man.
Jesus Christ.
It's a baller friday and this is what you're doing.
my goddamn show I don't even remember this song Are you kidding me?
I don't even fucking remember this goddamn song.
Jesus, this is some pretty shit.
This sounds like some shit you hear in a bathhouse or something, and somebody by the name of Top 40 American Top 40 requested this sex dwarf.
A sex dwarf.
Look at some of you, bigger than it goes with my fucking sofa, looking to brush your run, little Doggy.
Look everybody's everybody's dancing in the chat room huh.
Real Life Parody Moments00:14:54
Latent homosexuals is what most of you is all right.
Late homosexuals is what most of you is all right.
You're really tense today.
A ghost need some pads for your period.
Is that why you're fuck off fatty, all right into tears and eat ice cream while watching hard Hammon eat my asshole bitch?
How about a ham sandwich?
How about that?
How about I fucking kick the shit out of you, tie you up and make you fucking eat a ham sandwich Fatty.
All right, play them a couple more seconds.
This is me.
Sex war!
I've had enough of this, all right?
I've had enough for Christ's sake.
I've had enough of this.
Jesus fucking Christ.
All right, let's move on to the next one.
Thank you very much, American Top 40.
That was a fruity ass song.
Diablo is next.
He said, here's something I found today that'll piss you to hell.
Oh, yeah.
What the hell did you find today?
What is this?
Diablo requested this, son of a bitch.
And hold on, I've got to wait for an advertisement for St. Jude.
Where's the cure?
Where's the cure?
And by the way, you assholes that told me the last episode that the lead singer of the cure died, that was a bunch of bullshit.
All right, that was a fake, that was fake news.
All of you are fake news.
All right.
And what is this?
2012 fan.
He said, please don't leave.
I listen to all these political rants.
I never, Joe Biden was a big part of the Ukraine.
Cloudzack.
Oh, man.
It's my birthday, Mong.
Happy fucking Baller Friday.
Oh, man.
Look at Cloud Zach, man.
It's his birthday.
Happy birthday, Cloudzak 1090.
And look at him.
Just fucking making it rain on these hoes.
And cheers to Dr. Meow as well for the 20 bucks.
But anyway, if you want to talk politics at 1 a.m., I'm all for it.
Yeah.
All right.
You 2012 fan.
You sick son of a bitch.
All right.
Artemin is right, ghost.
All this stress is going to interfere with your family.
Yeah, I don't have a pacemaker, boy.
All right.
I don't have a pacemaker, all right?
I'm still kicking with my goddamn ticking.
All right.
Anyway, once again, happy birthday to CloudZack.
Since it's CloudZach's birthday, let's go ahead and sing Cloud Zach.
Happy birthday.
All right.
Everybody ready?
Everybody ready?
Let's sing it with you.
Happy birthday, King.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday, dear CloudZach 1090.
Happy birthday to you and many more.
Your pants are torn with a dirty whore on channel four.
How about I tie you up and eat your wife's roast beef and then begin to cuck you if she joins me?
Are you kidding me?
I'm gonna come in her faster than you can say Allahu Akbar.
Yeah, all right.
Whatever, Art Hammond, all right?
You fucking eat my halal meat fast.
Go fuck a goat.
All right, how about that?
Go fuck a goat.
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to the next one here.
This next one is by Diablo.
He said he found something that'll piss me to hell.
What is this shit?
Put the PC shout out.
What is this shit?
Wait a minute, Nickelback?
Nickelback.
Nickelback is playing ZZ Top.
Oh, no!
Fucking broke back, broke dick, nickelback.
You've got to be fucking kidding me, man.
You've got to be kidding me.
Hold on.
Hold on.
What?
This guy is known to make a knife out of just about anything.
Oh, yeah?
You don't have watched the whole thing.
All right.
Thank you, The Wanderer.
Hold on.
I got to see this.
Broke back, broke dick, nickel back, playing sharp.
Sharp dressed man by ZZ Top.
You gotta be shitting me.
I don't know where I'm going to.
I fucking hate these guys, man.
These guys are such posers.
It makes me sick.
I mean, look at this guy.
This is a fucking musical blasphemy if I've ever heard it in my life.
How dare these fuckers?
These guys only wish they were as cool as ZZ Top.
They only wish they were as cool as ZZ Top, man.
Oh, my God.
And I hate that voice of this guy.
Oh, my God.
Look at all the fucking MILFs.
What did I tell you about these MILFs?
All right.
I'm telling you, they're there for the picking.
They're a great market for the picking.
Alright, I've had about enough.
I'll let it go on a little bit longer.
What's up with the glass guitar?
What's up with that shit?
Hey, I'm nickelback.
My favorite cousin here.
My favorite number zero.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Top coat.
I mean, this is fucking disgusting, man.
I mean, you notice most of the damn crowd is just there, except for these milks.
See, look at the MILFs.
What did I tell you about those MILFs?
Alright, I've had enough of this.
I've had about enough of this.
Are you fucking kidding me, dude?
Fucking broke back, broke dick, nickelback, did a goddamn ZZ top cover, man.
That's blasphemous, man.
That's fucking blasphemous.
Anyway, thank you, Diablo.
That sure as hell did get me pissed off.
And what is this ghost relay shout out?
No, don't fucking do shout-outs on my goddamn show.
You son of a bitch.
Mr. Person, you will see.
Jesus fucking Christ, man.
You see, leave these fucking people.
No fucking respect, man.
Sheriff Dwayne.
No goddamn respect whatsoever, man.
Anal sausages.
GCT.
Anal sausages.
All right.
All right.
Shut up.
We're going to the next $18.66 bucker.
This is by the inner what is this?
The inner circle shuffle.
The inner circle reveal.
What the fuck is that?
You fucking asshole.
I know what this is.
The inner circle shuffle.
You fucking assholes.
I know what this is.
It is your right to know the names and likenesses of sex offenders living in your area.
As a public service, this is fucking created as videotaped today.
This is a fucking stay aware.
Whoever made this is a fucking sick maniac.
You know that?
Enjoy.
The state of Florida has asked us to disclose our sexual crimes to you.
We were bad, but now we're good.
We're moving in.
This has got to be a parody, right?
This is not for real.
I mean, this looks like a fucking parody.
This is not for real.
And this is horrible as it is.
I already fucked your granny.
Y'all should come over for a party.
I had to with everybody.
Some cold drinks.
It's ironic that Art Hammond donates during this little sex offender shuffle.
I love to dance and I love it.
I can't ski until December, so then I'm just a sex offender.
I'm Charles Dolan, dropping rhymes.
I've been arrested seven times.
I know that sounds like a lot.
Three of those times were for vandalism.
Feel real bad.
I got caught.
Might do it again.
Probably not.
I'm not here to make pretenses.
I'm here because of my sex offenses.
I'm Sam Pound.
I'm number one.
Apologies.
Sam Pound, dude.
Sam Pound.
All right, that's enough.
Yeah, that's enough of this.
That's enough.
All right, we don't need any more.
This is fucking stupid.
Whoever the hell donated this thing, this is the inner circle shuffle.
Fuck you.
All right.
Good God, man.
You see, what a way to ruin Bowler Fridays, man.
That's something that you fucking damn troll terrorists are experts on is ruining Bowler Fridays, man.
All right, let's go to the next $18.66 bucker.
This was requested by Pingas.
Pingas said, Hi, ghost.
I had a dream last night that you did a video stream cooking a steak and accidentally did a face reveal.
That ain't never going to happen, dude.
All right.
I ain't face reveal.
You think I want to face reveal to these assholes?
Are you kidding me?
You think I want to face reveal to these assholes for Christ's sake?
Hey, listen, I've been watching the in-real life streamers, okay?
People like Ice Poseidon, Only Use Me Blade, Bjorn.
And every time somebody stream snipes them, it's some disgusting, decrepit, soy boy, fruit bowl, half a goddamn Woody Allen butt-loving pedophile piece of shit.
All right?
I couldn't take that, dude.
I'm not even joking.
I couldn't take that, man.
All right.
These trolls are especially trashy today.
Here's some big band jazz as an antidote.
Yeah, I don't know about you, Norc Brony.
You've done some fucked up videos in the past.
But as I was stating, man, I would probably be not friends with at least fucking, I don't know, 80% of you.
80% of you I know are a bunch of neckbeards, forever alones, and incels.
You're despicable people, and you live behind the internet.
You would never ever confront somebody face up.
And if you did, you would do so thinking that, hey, dude, I was just trolling.
And then when you're on the floor bleeding in a puddle of your own blood and piss, you're going to, I was, I was just, I was just playing with ghosts.
I thought I was just trolling.
All right.
Anyway, let's move on.
I ain't never face revealing, dude.
There ain't no way in hell, man.
Let's, you know, unless somebody's talking like fucking $700,000 or something.
I don't know.
You know, not even that, dude.
I don't ever want to do it.
Anyway, Pingas, all right.
He said he had a dream of me, you know, cooking a steak and accidentally face revealing myself here.
What the hell is this?
Hold on.
I got to wait for another goddamn video.
So, ghost, are you saying that you'd fit in with the in-real life streamers from the way you're describing them?
What are you talking about?
I would probably be the coolest in-real life streamer that ever existed.
You know what I mean?
I'm not even joking around.
I mean, I'd be the coolest goddamn in-real life streamer.
And I think that's a good thing because, as I stated many times before, masculinity is becoming scarce.
And there's no role models out there anymore.
You know, I'm sick and tired of hearing young people, especially young men, that say, Ghost, it's very hard to find women nowadays because whenever I go up to them, I'm afraid that they're going to think I'm sexually harassed and all this other shit.
Are you kidding?
So fucking easy to get women.
I mean, it's easier to get women than it is to get money, all right, i'm not even joking around.
It's easier to get women than it is to get money, all right.
And and what I don't understand is you millennials, you're scared.
What is this cripplest in real life stream?
Yeah off, all right, I'm not joking around and I just I want to show y'all if I ever well, if I ever became an in-real life streamer which I don't want to I just want to show you how fucking easy it is to get fucking women wanting to pull the balls out of your pants.
And you don't have to be some, you know, great looking guy.
You know, you just have to look like you own the place.
Man, you got to have a swagger.
You got to believe that whatever obstacles are in your way, that you can conquer them, and you're not going to be running away or going underneath your mommy's skirt like most of you millennials.
Do you understand?
So i'm just saying, and what?
There's a big difference between getting late and getting a wife.
Well, you got to pick your poison, baby.
You know, in my opinion, if you're a young man, I would try to soil your oats as much as possible.
Please do at least four minutes, please.
This is the racist man.
Jesus hates you.
I agree with that change.
You are weird, repent.
I agree with that.
I mean that.
That criticism of Art Hammond I do agree with.
But as I stated man, it's not you got to pick your poison.
All right.
In my opinion, if you're a young man and you don't have very many sexual escapades, I would try to practice a few times before you start thinking you know what I want to get a wife.
Because many of you guys, especially you virgins or you've, you know, I don't know, you maybe had one hand job or something whatever, all right.
You don't know how it is to have sexual intercourse with a woman, all right.
And many of you probably don't even know where to put your damn ding-a-ling, let alone please, a damn woman.
So that's why i'm telling you, only soil my wheelchair off.
Listen, i'm not joking.
That's why you have to soil your oats there for a little bit and then, when you feel like you want to settle down because I, I agree man, you want to settle down you want to have a wife.
You want her to back you up, you know.
You want her to support you amidst all the hard times.
I get that shit, but let's be honest uh, if you're a, if you're a virgin, or if you haven't had that many experience or that much experience with women, it would behoove you as a young man to try to uh, you know, get yourself acquainted with more sexual escapades.
Settling Down With A Wife00:03:11
Okay, i'm just saying i'm.
I'm just, i'm just trying to plant seeds out here.
For christ's sake, if you think that, you know, you're gonna be straight edge and be like you know what, i'm gonna save my virginity for my wife.
That's what i'm gonna do.
If, if you're one of those people, you're already half gay in my opinion, i'm sorry, man.
I mean, I agree you shouldn't be going in bareback and busting nuts in women's vaginas and and having uh, kids out of wedlock.
I agree to all that too, don't get me wrong.
Uh, but uh, you know to.
To sit over here and suggest that uh, that there's something pious about holding in your pent-up jism, is fucking ridiculous.
That's all i'm saying.
It's ridiculous, all right, let's move on.
Pingas, all right?
Uh, here's the steak that he had a dream of me cooking, a steak or something.
So what is this?
What is this?
Pingas had a dream of me cooking a steak and I accidentally face reveal, ah not, this asshole.
Oh my god, dude.
Come on man, why is he putting a meat in the hole like that?
He's stuffing meat in the hole, Oh, This is fucking disgusting, man.
I mean, are you kidding me?
Whip-free?
What the fuck?
We're free!
What?
What the fuck is that?
Car cleaner?
What the shaving?
What is this shit?
God, dude.
I can't believe people watch shit like this, man.
What does that say about everybody?
Hey, look, I got an ad!
Oh!
Oh, I got an ad.
Oh.
Cries in Ethiopian.
What the waste of food.
Aw, dude.
Come on.
That was fucked up, dude.
Whoever did that, you're a fucking asshole.
All right, seriously.
Whoever the fuck said that, you're an asshole.
All right, look, man.
It's 9:34 p.m. Central.
What, Art Hammond?
Jesus is a faggot who was born to a disgusting, filthy brother.
Here we go.
Here we go.
The religious stuff.
All right.
I could probably beat Jesus ass because at least I'm sure you could, huh?
Yeah, I'm sure you could.
I'm sure you're probably the same person that loved Aisha, which was Mohammed's wife, which she was like nine years old, right?
Huh?
That's why y'all love Mohammed so much, you fucking sick freaks.
Anyway, Ultimate Max Spider.
Religious Stuff And Pranks00:16:05
I don't know what the hell's going on.
He said, sorry, Wheels, I can't listen to your boring show because my computer's not working so well.
Well, you know what?
Go get yourself a better computer, you poor bastard.
All right, let's move on.
Thank you, Pingas, for that sick-ass steak bullshit.
That was fucking that was disgusting.
All right, we're moving on to the next $18.66 bucker, and it was requested by the pet Mexican.
The pet Mexican requested this one, and according to him, he said, oh, I heard that Mexican damn music.
He said, Happy Baller Friday.
Go skip to 940.
You see, this guy's always demanding stuff.
You see that?
Always demanding stuff.
All right, here's 940.
Here it is.
There it is right there.
If I can get it on 940, there it is.
All right, skip the 940 and watch at least five minutes for Favor.
Donating early because I work in the morning.
It's more classic Mexican pranks and español.
You can stop watching after the plane scene is over.
What the fuck is that?
Anyway, this is by the pet Mexican.
He requested this one.
Some kind of La Rossa pranks or something.
Some kind of La Rasa pranks.
Oh, man.
That's what I call a Mexican jumping bean, right there.
Well, what the hell?
She's got a chassity.
I'd put a chastity on that thing, too.
Hey, look at this broad.
Look at those milkers.
Uh-oh, she found the keys.
She found the keys in the chassity.
Oh man, that's dude.
That's that's kind of X-rated, dude.
Look at that.
That's a little X-rated right there.
That's a little X-rated.
She's putting a key in the hole.
She's gonna put her hole.
She's putting the key in her hole!
This bitch is like, I'm scared, but there's money.
No, no, no, no.
Get the hell out of here I don't want to be the next bitch in a chastity.
Now that's a funny prank, dude.
That's a funny fucking prank.
Hold on, what?
I hate Muhammad, too.
He's an even worse basket case and honestly is living proof that Sandnigger dune coons can't be trusted.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
What are you, an atheist?
Is that what you are there, Art Hammond?
You're an atheist?
We're all just bacteria on a rock, man.
We're all just a happenstance.
All right.
Anyway, let's listen to a let's watch a couple of more La Rosa dudes.
This is by the pet Mexican.
This is La Rosa La Rossa jokes.
Oh, oh, brought in a locksmith.
Just imagine being this locksmith, huh?
Would you work on that lock as a locksmith, boy?
Let me see what I got in my tools here, man.
I've got this vibrating locks.
He's gonna do it.
He's gonna.
He's gonna pick her fucking chassity lock.
Oh my god.
Look at this guy.
He did it.
You fucking did it!
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh, she's got a gun!
Oh my god!
Oh, my God, this is horrible.
I'll tell you, you know, bean and cheese pranks are pretty good, dude.
Señorita, por favor, señorita, por favor.
Es una casa de vida o muerte.
Tengo que comprar una ropa.
Estoy escondiendo de mi novia.
Porque mi novia quiere cortar mi cosita.
Ten.
Dinero.
I have no idea what the hell he's saying, dude.
I speak American.
I have no idea what the hell he just said.
And what the hell is this?
Art Hammond equals foolish bastard.
What the hell did you just say?
Art Hammond, you are extremely stupid.
Jesus created you, you faggot.
He's gonna cut you in half and throw you into hell, you piece of trash.
Who the heck do you think you are?
You're nothing before God, you devil.
Without Jesus creating you, you would not exist.
All right, so just FYI, Art Hammond.
That was somebody for you there.
All right, let's go ahead and do this.
Sir, I hear her to do this.
Oh my god, this dude was fucking naked, dude.
He was not.
Oh my god! He got arrested for that shit!
Uh oh! Uh oh!
I'm getting a man in trouble.
What the fuck?
Who is she?
Not my kid.
Not my kid.
I'm going back on the plane.
I'm out of here.
What the hell we got going next?
The next bean and cheese prank.
What is that?
The Dick Tracy fucking wonky-talkie?
What the hell is this shit?
They went from one elevator to another?
I don't understand.
What the hell?
Y el señor octave macuto, que es están el déci trabo pizza.
Puedes como puede que si puede que no.
Yo nún cay llegado tanato.
Deposite potra monera.
Le divo que es una lás, pero pues que se vaser.
No yo, I don't understand.
They think they got off an elevator to get into another one.
I don't understand that.
No, sir, yes, I know that you have to para.
No, sir, that the piece of 60, that is what secretaria here with the enciado.
Siento center espuesta de suvida, y lobble debajada porque sí para vajar aque poner dos monedas.
Deposite otra monera.
Con premise.
Welleno pues.
Yo ya yegue.
¿Qué tena vuen viaquí?
I don't get this.
I don't get what's going on here.
I have no idea what the hell that was about, dude.
I had no idea what the hell that was about.
Uh-oh, look at all these hot tamale whore bags out here, dude.
Oh, it's the naked dude.
Wait a minute, it's a naked Chinese man?
Oiga, ¿puedo ir a para comprar ropa allá?
Mire, ten cent dólares.
Por favor, ir a esta tienda para comprar mi ropa.
Porque es que robaron mi ropa, mire.
¿Seguro usted no puede?
No, no se puede, mire.
¡Oh!
Oh, my God.
That's Andrew Yang.
All right, Star Platinum.
I'll get to yours in just a second.
It looks like Andrew Yang trying to show off his wang for a ten-dollar dangle.
Back off, Pablo.
Paco, Pablo, Bengas, Centrales.
She ran off with a 10 bucks.
Look at the milkers on this one.
Look at...
The milkers on this one Some innocent fucking chat
The milkers on this one I mean what she's She's asking for help, and these people are like, I ain't got time for that.
I ain't got time for that!
Oh, she got a gun!
She's got a gun.
you're gonna shoot at him oh man All right.
That was funny.
All right.
Let's go ahead and stop there, dude.
All right.
Anyway, thank you, Pet Mexican.
That was pretty fucking funny.
For everybody that was out there, that was, I guess, bean and cheese pranks or something.
You know, some kind of, you know, surprise, you're on taco camera.
And what the fuck was just donated?
What the hell is that?
What the hell?
I can't even read that.
What the hell was that?
F-O-F932-J-K-O-F-I-M-O-I-M-P-I-9.
I have no idea what the fuck that is.
You're a sick son of a bitch.
All right.
All right.
Anyway, let's go ahead and continue on here.
Thank you, Pet Mexican, for that $18.66 bucker right there.
That was pretty funny, with especially some of the hot tamale whorebags with those milkers.
Let's go ahead and continue on.
We've got Duva Dude.
Duvadude requested this.
He said, from your blacks and Scooti Made with Love.
Also, this impeached shit.
Yeah, this impeachment is shit.
Pet O Biden doesn't deserve support or even life.
Can't believe people are pinning Biden's crimes on Trump.
Hey, this is the fake news media.
That's what I was trying to get across.
That's what I was trying to spark synapses in the brains of folks at the beginning of this broadcast.
All right.
That what they're trying to do to Trump in this inquiry of impeachment is exactly what the fuck Joe Biden and the Obama administration did in the Ukraine.
And I was trying to show you Glenn Beck laid it out perfectly, even for the most simplistic millennial man-child.
So if you're going to believe the fake news media, you're an idiot.
As a matter of fact, the fake news lamestream media is an enemy of the people.
Always fucking remember that.
Always fucking remember that.
All right, let's continue going on here.
And look, I don't like Glenn Beck either, okay?
I'm not saying we should be following Glenn Beck over here, but he laid it out as simple as possible based on the facts.
All right.
I know he's went off kookster.
He thought he was Jesus for a little while, etc.
But, you know, it is what it is.
You just have to take whatever the person is conveying, which is very simple.
The corruption of Joe Biden and his son.
Anyway, let's move on.
All right.
Duvadude requested this.
Let's see what the hell Duva Dude requested here for an $18.66 bucker up in here.
What is this shit?
Hold on, what is this?
Hold on, put the PC shot on.
What now?
Jesus Christ, how about Duva Dude Radio Graffiti?
Well, I'm gonna take these trolls to the old ghost show.
He's gonna cry till he can't no more.
No way.
Ghost cans with the mighty force, and then he'll cry till he can't no more.
I got NG in the back, Tyrone's laying tracks.
We go into the ghost show to get her shekels back.
We would cool the bang, our Jingley and the gang.
The mature that he hangs.
Now, Ghost is just a fat ass hambone.
You motherfuckers.
Ghost is just a fat ass hambone.
He's just a fat ass hem bone.
VIC is so gay.
Why would you want to pay?
Just to hear ghosts eating tubs of butter every day.
Fuck you, Ray.
But much like Bob Saggy.
I'm like laughing at a bunch of stupid troll tactics.
Ghost is just a fat ass hambone.
He's just a fat ass hembone.
Ghost is just a fat ass hambone.
He's just.
Engie, what the fuck are you doing?
Black Merlin Welcome to my wardshed.
This is where ghosts grant a game and lots of good heads.
Somebody out there and he's beating.
Like when I got the sis on your cushions of the seating.
I know that ghost has a lot of blacks.
But I think it's time that we all fight back.
So let's strike the heart of that old hambone.
And fuck his wife for all the dynamo.
Fighting Back Against Hatred00:09:59
You fucking piece of shit.
Blackler, I don't, I don't want to fuck his wife.
Why not?
Because she's a pig.
And that's bestiality.
I don't want to do it.
Well, fuck you then.
I'm going to have me some fun.
Woo!
Woo!
Take that squim, little bitch.
Take this shit off!
TAKE THAT FUCKING SHIT OFF, YOU FUCKING PEDA- Fucking why, man?
On a fucking Bowler Friday!
Why are you dicks doing this, man?
Why are you fucking dicks doing this?
First, you start off the show by fucking with me and keep putting the text and speeches on when I'm trying to convey something important.
And then you do this shit.
And then you do this shit.
Sheckles.
You fucking piece of shit, man.
What?
What?
What now?
Many, many of them.
Arn Hammond five time.
What the fuck?
Man, just stop, dude, man.
I mean, I thought we were gonna have a decent fucking bowler Friday.
You know that?
I thought we were gonna have a decent episode one-zero fucking three, man.
Fuck you, Duva Dude, and Blackler and whoever the fuck else was involved with that shit.
Fucking son of a bitch.
You goddamn son of a bitch.
All right, you know what?
I'm doing me now, all right?
I'm going to hold off on the $18.66 bucker.
You're going to fucking try to harsh my goddamn mellow on a baller Friday.
I'm doing me.
I'm doing me right now.
You know what time it is?
I'm sorry, folks.
I went to the liquor store today.
And look, I'm going to be honest with you.
I haven't had beer since Wednesday, okay?
Yesterday, I had some fine wine.
Of course, my favorite grape, Malbeck, out there off of Argentina in Chile.
That's where the Malbeck grape grows.
I had some Malbeck yesterday, but let me tell you something.
I went to the liquor store today, got me a shitload of scotch, and I had to get me some beer, baby.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I know.
I may have a problem.
I'm sorry.
What the fuck is this?
Art Hammond again.
Dedicated to Scarlet Moon.
Watch showback.
Jesus Christ.
I'll get to the $18.66 bucker in just a second, but I had to get me some fucking German lager spatins.
I fucking love spatin, baby.
It's my favorite goddamn beer.
All right.
And if you sunk off for the last autograph that I gave y'all, remember the last autograph I sold?
I gave y'all guys a top, an actual bottle top of a fucking spatin that I actually drank, baby, because I love that beer.
And I'm sorry.
You all can sit here and call me an alcoholic.
You can call me whatever the fuck you want.
I'm telling you, it's goddamn hard to stay away from that damn beer.
It's goddamn hard.
I'm sorry, folks.
I like beer, okay?
Like I said, in the words of the Supreme Court Justice, Brett Kavanaugh, I like beer.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, man.
But you know what?
You know what time it is?
I'll tell you, it's a baller Friday.
It's episode 103, baby.
It's the last Friday of September.
You know what time it is, right?
It's time for more beer.
And man, we got some.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, our fucking GT.
Cloudzack!
Clouds, I land!
25 bucker!
That's 225 buckers for CloudZach, and it's his birthday!
It's his birthday!
CloudZach 1090, man!
Cheers to you, Chug-alug, Chug-A-Lug is right.
It's my first beer of the evening here.
My first beer of the evening.
Let me go ahead and pop this bottle.
Yeah.
You're damn right, boy.
You're damn right.
Anyway, cheers to CloudZach once again.
1090.
It's his birthday, for Christ's sake.
Happy birthday to you.
I think I've already sang it to CloudZach, but thank you very much, man.
Cheers to CloudZach.
Cheers to Dr. Meow.
And somebody else gave me a 20-bucker here earlier.
Let me see who else.
Oh, yeah.
Jesus Hates Racist Blacks.
He also gave me a 20-bucker.
So cheers to you guys, man.
All right.
And what is ST Mike?
We know you like beer.
In fact, you got pretty wasted after the show on Wednesday.
Yeah, I got pretty smashed on Wednesday.
I'm probably going to get pretty smashed today because it's Baller Friday.
Look, maybe I do have a problem.
Okay.
I don't really care anymore at this point.
All right.
I like beer.
Okay.
Even though I haven't fully given it up, this is the second time I've drank beer in two weeks.
So long as I'm able to just kind of curb the beer down, I've been looking at my beer gut.
My beer gut's been going in.
My beer gut's been going in for Christ's sake.
All right.
And the reason that I'm trying to cut down on beer is because just in case I'm doxxed, I want to be in good shape out there for the MILFs.
And like I said, I'm going to corner the MILF market.
All right.
If I'm ever doxed, I'm telling you right now, the MILFs are going to be like, oh my God, it's Ghost, the real man.
Because masculinity is scarce, boy.
And I'm telling you, these MILFs are going to be throwing pictures and posters of me on their walls.
All right.
They're going to be buying keychains of me for Christ's sake.
All right.
They're going to be listening to every goddamn show.
You know what they're going to do?
They're going to put my fucking show on a big-ass speaker, put the bass all the way up and straddle it until they're satisfied because they're in complete fucking awe.
Complete fucking awe at the manly dominance and I'm just throwing around this fucking internet like it ain't shit.
The MILFs aren't going to be coming for you.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, fuck you, Crippler's Dirty Wheel.
Yeah, you keep talking that shit, all right?
Your mother will probably be fucking flicking her bean listening to this damn fucking show.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about, baby.
All right.
Anyway, this is my first beer since Wednesday.
I want to say cheers to everybody out there on this Baller Friday.
Happy Baller Friday!
And I want to say cheers to the inner circle.
Cheers to the capitalist army.
Let's go ahead and take a chug of this spotting lager, baby.
Look, it looks beautiful.
The color's beautiful.
All right.
It's by the 1300 German purity laws.
Tastes great.
Here we go.
Cheers.
Oh, man.
Once it hits your lips, it's so good, dude.
Sorry about Blackler and your wife.
I can't keep the leash on that niggnog.
Anyway, hope you liked the song.
I like the song.
Hope I like the song.
Are you kidding me?
You fucking made fun of me, my wife, my granny.
Hope I like the fucking song.
Jesus Christ.
Let me have some more beer.
All right, let's move on.
Your mother are great.
Especially when that's $16 Friday, son.
Fuck you, mom.
All right.
Hey, let's move on.
Gray Steele.
Gray Steele requested this $18.66 bucker up in here.
And I remember Gray Steele, he interrupted my goddamn, well, never mind.
Anyway, I donated this video during episode 75, which was the episode that was cut from the YouTube midstream.
Hope you liked the video earlier.
Big ups to Dova, Blackler.
I didn't like it.
It was making fun of me, you asshole.
Cheers.
Here, take a whiff of that, all right?
Anyway, Gray Steele, he said, here it is again so it can stick into the Commie Cretans.
All right, Gray Steele, here it is.
And once again, this is episode 103 for all the folks that were wondering what show this is.
Gray Steele requested this one over here.
Let's see what the hell this is.
Oh, yeah, I remember this.
Elizabeth Warren as Pocahontas.
This is by Gray Steele.
Good one, Gray Steele.
Elizabeth Warren is as Pocahontas.
See you later, Elizabeth Warren, you stupid, dumb wannabe commie.
See you later.
Hey, that was a good one, Gray Steele.
Thank you very much for the $18.66 bucker.
And let me tell you, Pocahontas is faker than a damn $3 bill.
She is so disingenuous, and I can't believe anybody is even taking what she says serious, for heaven's sake.
I mean, have you ever seen her in her rallies?
I mean, she sounds like grandma with the shaky ass voice, for Christ's sake, man.
Hi, I'm Grandma, and I'm going to take on the big banks.
You ain't going to take on shit.
All right, let's get to the next $18.66 bucker.
This is requested by Why So Serious.
Why So Serious requested this?
Oh my God.
No, you didn't.
No, you did.
Put the PC shot on.
No, you didn't.
Pocahontas Is Faking It00:10:31
Have y'all seen the latest in a male attire in Western civilization?
This was going around the media circles out here.
Do y'all see this?
I produced to you the new men's fashion.
Here it is.
Look at this men's fashion.
Shantae.
Shante.
Shantae.
Look at it.
Anal camel toe.
Take that shit, man.
Put that shit back.
He's sporting his anal camel toe for fuck's sake, man.
What did I tell you, man?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
This is modern male attire, folks.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
He's leprechaun in his ass.
Look at him.
He's leprechaun in his ass.
All right, like and subscribe.
Give me a fuck.
I ain't got to like that shit.
Good God.
Who the fuck requested that?
Why so serious?
That's why I'm so serious right there, folks.
Okay, that is the poster child of your average everyday American male that's under the age of 40 right now.
Leprechaun in their asses.
They're leprechaun in their asses and showing off anal camel toe for fuck's sake, man.
Oh my god.
You know what?
I need a shot.
I need a fucking shot after that.
I'm not even joking around.
I'm not too sure.
I've got about two or three.
I got three or four new bottles here.
I got a what do I got here?
Oh yeah, I've got Craig and Moore.
This is a spy side single malt, baby.
This is a badass.
Look at the color on that son of a bitch.
I got Craig and Moore, age 12 years.
I've got Glenn Levitt Special Reserve.
This is the first, the first, the first Phil, excuse me.
Age 12 years, Glenn Levitt.
And then, you know, just to kind of make it a little bit more of the working man scotch, I got me some monkey shoulder.
And the reason I like monkey shoulder, folks, is because it is a great mixture.
If you're just getting into scotch and you just want to know like a very nice, good scotch, it's this is a blended malt, by the way.
And you want something that's at a decent price, monkey shoulder is where it's at.
So I don't know which one should I, which one should I open, man?
They're all closed here.
You know what?
I'm going with the Kragenmoor, man.
I'm not going to leave it up to y'all.
I'm going to the Kragenmoor, man.
This Kragan Moore looks beautiful.
This Craig and Moore looks beautiful, baby.
Spy-side single malt.
Let's go ahead and crack open this one here.
How do you open this shit?
Here it is.
Let me get this fucking thing.
Get the thing off of here.
Come on, boy.
Jesus Christ.
All right, here it is.
Sorry, you got this like weird ass material fucking encapsulating the cork.
All right, here it is.
We got it off.
All right, now what I'm going to do here, folks, is take the rest of this goddamn, what is this?
Foil?
Shit's made out of foil.
All right, took that off.
I need my shot glass, by the way.
Let me throw this shit away.
I need a shot glass.
Give me my fucking shot glass.
I got a shot glass right here.
All right, folks.
Now, what I'm about to do is I'm about to pour a shot of some beautiful Craigenmoor single malt, spy-side Scotch whiskey, aged 12 years.
This bottle right here cost about $80.
So just want to let y'all know.
matter of fact the monkey shoulder you should be able to find monkey shoulder for about 30 something dollars and it's a good blend believe it or not it's a it's a great blend you got balvini in there you've got uh what's the blend on this uh you've got blah mount balvinni i think you've got a couple of spy side malts i forgot there's three badass three badass scotches that they mix in this it's pretty good man so anyway let's go ahead and pop open the kragan more Oh yeah.
Oh, it smells great.
I like smelling the corks once you pop open a bottle of scotch, man.
Very nice.
Very, very nice.
All right.
And hey, all of you people that are all $30 cheap trash.
Hey, I like monkey shoulder, dude.
I mean, it's something to casually drink.
It's a very inexpensive scotch.
It's a nice blended malt of badass blended scotches, by the way.
So anybody who's out there trying to talk garbage about monkey shoulder, well, what the hell are you drinking?
You drinking Mac Hallen H25 years or some shit?
Huh?
You ain't doing that shit.
Anyway, here's a Kragan Moore.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Now, I'm shooting this Kragan Moore, but typically what you would want to do is you either want it in a snifter glass or you'd want to put it on ice.
Okay.
Now, what you want to do, and this is a double shot glass, by the way, what you want to do is you want to nose it.
Okay.
You want to put your nose into it.
Smell the spy side malt in there.
I mean, you can smell that this has been fermented very well.
This has been stored very well.
As a matter of fact, it's been distilled very well.
What you want to do is once you nose it, take in the aromas.
And then what you want to do is take a look at the color.
Appreciate the color, okay?
Check this out, 80s.
By the way, thank you very much.
2012 cheers.
Cheers to Train Lover567.
He's probably got another video for us.
And what you want to do is you want to appreciate the color.
Now, this spy side malt, it hasn't really been cast too much.
So you're going to see a nice variable of clarity within this one right here.
And it's been aged 12 years.
Now, the darker scotches are the ones that have been cast in either chart oak barrels.
I've seen them cast in a variety of different things.
As a matter of fact, I was really surprised when I had a Balvini that was actually aged in old rum barrels.
Those cast was actually a very, very, you know, classy, very smooth scotch.
So anyway, the point I'm trying to make is I'd like for you all to appreciate scotch.
I want you all to notice that it's always old men that drink scotch.
Because according to reports, it's probably the safest of all alcoholic beverages to drink.
Now, what do I mean by safe?
It's not necessarily the greatest for you, but it is of the safest of the other alcoholic beverages.
That includes beer, wine, everything else.
And the reason is, is because the way scotch is made, it actually can be used as a disinfectant.
So back in the war, especially during the world wars, whenever they would capture, believe it or not, liquor would be a big commodity within the war fronts, believe it or not.
But whenever they had spare scotch whiskey, they would throw it on the wounds of people in the field because they didn't have direct access to any kind of any kind of antibacterial or any kind of peroxide, anything of that.
So I'm just trying to let y'all know that scotch and the reason that scotch is so sought after and why old men, it's synonymous with being an old man drink, because it's distilled properly, so it doesn't have any kind of impurities on it, at least the good scotches.
And The way it's made.
So, anyway, I want to say cheers to everybody out there.
I'm going to take a double shot of this Kragen Moore.
This Kragan Moore is one of my favorites.
I want to be honest with you.
When it comes to single malt spy sides, this one right here is a badass one.
It cost me about $80 something for this bottle today.
So, cheers to you guys out there, man.
All right.
Cheers to the inner circle.
Cheers to the capitalist army.
Cheers, baby.
Oh, that's what I'm talking about.
Man, man, the smoothness, the smoothness.
There's no spice to it whatsoever.
You can definitely taste the spy side.
As a matter of fact, the only other, there's another spy side that's pretty comparable to this.
It's called Talasker.
But Kragen Moore, I'm telling you, is good stuff.
Anyway, sorry, I didn't mean to go off there that soliloquy about scotch, but I do want to encourage folks, if you're going to consider drinking hard liquor, to do scotch, because you don't see a bunch of old vodka drinkers, okay?
You don't see a bunch of old bourbon drinkers.
You see a lot of old scotch drinkers because scotch is actually a disinfectant.
So, you know, when you're kind of taking scotch and you're putting it down the gullet, it's disinfecting anything that could be potentially down your gullet.
So, anyway, it's not necessarily the safest thing to do to mix scotch with beer.
Now, that's where I'm getting a little dangerous now.
You know, I'm drinking beer.
Beer's not good for you.
It's the equivalent of liquid bread.
But what I do like about beer is the spirit, man.
You know, the spirit of beer, the way it makes you feel, I just, I like the way it makes you feel.
I love the spirit of beer.
The only thing that's comparable to the spirit of beer is champagne.
Now, the unfortunate part about champagne, you drink too much of it, you're going to puke.
All right.
But if you drink just enough champagne, it makes you feel like a million bucks.
I love the spirit of champagne.
It makes you feel like a million bucks.
That's why whenever they're celebrating, they pop open the champagne because everybody wants to feel like a million bucks.
Maybe you can't blame it.
All right.
Anyway, sorry about that soliloquy, baby.
I wanted just to show you that I do like alcohol and I'm a connoisseur and I am in no way an alcoholic.
All right.
I appreciate these things.
You know, I could be blindfolded.
Maybe when I'm docs, I'll show you how fucking much of a connoisseur I am.
All right.
I could be blindfolded.
People could give me whatever scotch.
I could probably name the scotch just by taste.
Okay.
They could give me any beer.
I could probably name the beer by taste.
The Scotch Connoisseur00:10:46
Okay.
They could give me any wine.
Now, I can't probably name the wine.
I can name the grape.
I can name whether it's a Pinot, a Shiraz, a Malbeck, a Merlot.
All right.
A Cabernet.
I can differentiate.
I'm a connoisseur.
Okay.
All right.
That's why I'm telling each and every one of you, you people that call me an alcoholic and say all this shit, I'm a connoisseur.
I appreciate the nuances of each alcoholic beverage that I consume.
Okay.
I'm telling you that right now, baby.
I love it.
I love it.
cheers to everybody out there i've never heard someone brag so much about being an alcohol i'm I'm not an alcoholic, you dick.
I'm a connoisseur, all right?
And look, let's just say for the sake of argument, okay, let's say I am an alcoholic, all right?
Who gives a shit?
This is America.
I can do what I want.
All right.
So long as I can maintain my sustenance and pay my fucking bills, who gives a shit what I am, all right?
Who gives a shit if I'm not alcoholic?
Who gives a shit if I go out at three or four in the morning in my shitty ass underwear, going to a goddamn McDonald's, getting me a double cheeseburger with about 25 fucking goddamn nuggets?
Who gives a shit?
Who gives a shit if I wake up Mrs. Ghost here after the show and tell her to make me some goddamn snake?
And there's Ice Cap.
What's up, Ice Cap?
How you doing?
Try Glenn Glenn Mo.
I think I did.
I think I've already tried that, dude.
I think I just finished a Glenn Morangi.
I think I just finished a Glenn Morangi last week, dude.
I'm not even joking around.
I think that's what, or no, it's called Glenn.
Glenn Goiney.
Okay, Glenn Goiney.
I got to check that one out.
Anyway, man, look, shut up in the chat room calling me an alcoholic, dude, because I'm fucking not an alcoholic.
I'm a connoisseur.
Everybody out there knows it.
All right.
Stop trying to harsh my mellow on a Baller Friday up in here.
Let's continue on with the damn $18.66 bucker.
All right.
This next $18.66 bucker was requested by Annan.
Annan requested this.
So let's see what the hell Annan is.
What the hell is this?
I think I just finished this.
Who is this?
I'm not even joking around.
I think that's...
What the hell is...
What the hell is this?
Glenn.
Some guy in a scheme ass.
Listen to my broadcast.
Anyway, man, look, shut up in the chat room.
What the hell is this, dude?
I'm fucking not an alcoholic.
I'm a connoisseur.
Can somebody explain to me what the hell's going on here?
I'm trying to harsh my mellow on a Baller Friday up in here.
Looks like I'm fucking ISIS terrorist watching my show for Christ's sake.
$18.66.
I mean, good God, a la snack bar.
Requested by Anon.
Annan requested this.
So let's see what the hell is this.
I'm telling you.
What a Baller Friday this has turned out to be.
Who is this?
I'm not even joking around.
I think that's what.
What the hell is this?
This guy's so good.
Oh my god, he's muscle.
Listen to my broadcast.
Anyway, man, look, shut up.
Oh, my God.
What the hell is this, dude?
You're a scheme ass.
I mean, what the hell?
He's going to put on multiple goddamn streams.
What the hell is this?
He's going to put on multiple goddamn streams, too?
He looks like a fucking idiot.
Aw, are you fucking kidding me?
What the fuck? What the fuck?
Who is the terrorist?
What is this shit?
What the hell is the hell's this?
Some goddamn scheme ass.
You gotta be fucking kidding me with this stupid shit.
I'm telling you, what was this?
What the hell is this?
You've got to be kidding me with this fucking horse shit.
Somebody just fucking hit me.
Oh, my God.
You fucking idiots.
He just took that shit off.
He just showed his disgusting, hairy terrorist ass.
Oh, my God.
I'm sorry, folks.
I did not know he was going to do that shit.
My apologies.
He just showed his disgusting, despicable, dirty terrorist ass.
Oh, my God.
Fuck you.
Whoever the hell did the hell that was.
Fuck you, man.
Report that guy to fucking YouTube, man.
Oh, my God.
You sick son of a bitch.
You sick son of a bitch.
Great.
Now we got more 18.
I want to end the show already, dude.
I want to end the show.
I love dogs, but do you know your dog breeds?
Just shut up, dude.
All right.
I want to just hurry up and go.
All right.
That's what I want to do.
I just want to hurry up and get the hell out of here.
This has been a fucked up show.
And I'm telling you, I can't believe you people would do this to me, man.
What if I was on YouTube?
What is this?
Yo, Soldier Boy.
What the hell did you say?
Get hold of what you said.
Your soliloquy on spirits made me want to pour a glass of Bower Hill Rye.
Hey, cheers to Gray Steel.
Cheers to Gray Steel, man.
Anyway, look, I'm sorry, folks, that you all had to watch that, man.
My apologies, dude.
I have no idea what the hell people are doing.
This guy, this guy showed his disgusting, despicable, terrorist, hairy ass.
And you could tell it was dirty, dude.
You could tell it was a dirty ass as well, for Christ's sake.
Learn how to wipe whoever the hell fucking did that.
Jesus Christ.
All right, who else do we have here?
We got the Wanderer.
The Wanderer.
What is this?
Ghosty Best Do No Tutor.
Fuck no, ghosty best dono.
Fuck off.
Are you kidding me?
Fuck off.
Anyway, Wanderer.
All right.
Requested this.
He said, check out this cool channel.
This guy knows how to make a knife just about out of anything.
You don't have to watch the whole thing.
Well, thank you very much, The Wanderer.
Here's the Wanderer up in here.
And I'm telling you, whoever the hell that was, you're a disgusting, despicable human being.
You know that?
You got a dirty ass.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Hold on.
We got to wait for another goddamn commercial because it's YouTube over here.
What is this?
Okay, what is this?
This was requested once again by the Wanderer.
The Wanderer requested this.
What is this?
KFC Chicken Sharpest Bone Clay Knife in the World?
All right, you're going to, you're going to.
Okay, you're going to make a knife out of clay.
Jesus Christ.
How many?
I mean, who has time for this, dude?
Who has time for this shit?
Here, let's get to the point.
Let's get to the point here.
All right.
Okay, what are these chicken bones?
You're crushing chicken bones now.
All right, crushing chicken bones.
Lighting the chicken bones on fire.
Okay.
Mixing it up.
Now it's powder.
You're going to mix the powder with the goddamn clay.
All right.
All right.
You're going to fucking, like, I don't know, play with the damn clay like it's a cock.
Okay.
Then try to form it like it's a dildo.
Then put the dildo on a nice, shiny tray.
Then try to smash the dildo as if it was cock torture.
Okay.
Then make it look like a flat pita bread.
Then you want to caress it very nicely, like as if what the fuck is this dude doing?
Okay, great.
Look, he's like feeling this shit up, dude.
He's like feeling this shit up.
Why the hell did you do that, you dumb stupid son of a bitch?
All right, he's going to put it on some.
I don't know, what is this?
Rice paper.
All right.
He's going to put it on some rice paper.
What the hell is that supposed to be?
Some kind of.
What the hell is that?
Looks like some kind of paper weight.
Okay, I guess he's going to draw a knife.
Is that what he's going to do?
What are you going to do with this?
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Ah, geez.
Now he's going to form it like a dildo again.
Now he's going to smash the dildo into the, I guess, square area.
All right, can we hurry up, please?
Jesus Christ.
All right, now he's going to pick it up.
Okay, great.
Now he's going to put the what is this?
What is this supposed to be?
He's going to put it in a box.
He's gonna pretend it's a gorilla hand.
I don't understand.
Okay, what the fuck?
What is this?
Okay, you put it in the microwave, and now it's a hard we gotta put in the oven.
Jesus Christ, can you hurry the fuck up, man?
There's a brick.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, I love it.
This is my specialty.
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ.
What a fucking advertisement.
Can we hurry up, dude?
What is this?
Okay, great.
He's fucking look.
He's fucking the bricks with this claymation dildo here.
Okay, can we get to the point?
Oh, look, oh, oh, look, that's what he did.
That's what he made a nice little knife out of the little clay and shit.
Is that what he did?
Oh, my God.
Can we get to the point?
Here what the fuck you what's What's up with all these phallics?
What's up with all these things shaped like dicks?
It doesn't look that sharp.
It didn't look that sharp.
All right.
It doesn't look that sharp, buddy.
Oh, it's impressive.
Don't get me wrong, but it doesn't look that sharp.
Phallic Shapes In Chat00:03:28
All right.
Yeah, look at that.
Just getting all dirty and shit.
Oh, my God.
And no, shit.
Look, it's already fucked up.
What the hell?
What a waste of time.
What a waste of time.
All right.
Congratulations.
You wasted your fucking time.
All right.
Thank you very much.
Although, do appreciate it, the wanderer, that he could make a knife out of anything, but that looked like a big waste of time to me, man.
I want my money back.
Anyway, let's go to Norse Brony.
All right.
Thank you, the Wanderer, though.
I do appreciate it.
Let's go to Norse Brony.
Norse Brony said these trolls are trashy today.
Here's some big man jazz as an antidote to give the show some class.
Give this show some class.
That'll be the day.
That'll be the day for Christ's sake.
Put the PC shot on.
Here's some jet.
Wait, wait, what the fuck?
I knew it.
You know, I knew it.
Fucking Norse Brony.
was gonna do some shit like this.
I knew you were gonna do some shit like this dude.
Oh, God.
Everybody sing, you ready?
That suicide is painless It brings the changes I'm gonna lose in any way.
The losing card on Monday late.
So this is all I've got to say.
Suicide is painless.
It brings on many changes.
This isn't actually bad.
I actually like big band stuff like this.
This looks like a kind of a classy party, is right.
Look at that.
This guy's getting down on the piano.
I really do like big band stuff like this.
This is cool, man.
All right?
And fuck you in the chat room saying boomer music.
I'm tired of you idiots saying shit like that.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Jesus Christ.
Where do you have my beard?
You know, you all keep talking garbage, man.
I'm just going to end the fucking show, man.
I'm not wasting my weekends with you, man.
All right?
I'm supposed to be wasting my Friday and a Saturday with you, Bricks.
Uh-uh.
Dang it.
That's suicide.
Uh-oh.
It's a drum solo.
Dry Aging Steak Secrets00:15:59
There he is.
All right.
I could take or leave it if I please.
And you could do it too if you please.
All right, let's turn this off, man.
Thank you very much there, Norse Brony, trying to bring in some class.
Especially.
Oh, Jesus.
Not another one, man.
I'm Casey Kasim, and welcome back to American Top 40.
Great.
Coming in at number 37.
It's a hard number by a Texan metal group.
Texan metal.
Some call them the cowboys from hell.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Pantera.
Pantera!
That better be really Pantera.
That better not be some fucking fake fucking mockery of it or some shit.
That better be some real Pantera.
Anyway, Jesus Hates Racist Blacks requested this one.
Thank you once again, Norris Brony.
Here it is.
Jesus hates racist blacks requested this.
He said, please start at 40.
Okay, let's go ahead and start at 40 here.
Here it is.
Here it is at 40.
All right, and do at least four minutes, please.
This is amazing.
By the way, Art Hammond is a piece of trash who is going to burn in hell.
All right.
I pretty much anticipate that.
Art Hammond, Jesus hates you.
Change, repent, change, you fucking weird fat bastard.
So, anyway, that was Jesus Hates Racist Blacks.
Let's go ahead and check out his video.
Jesus Hates Racist Blacks.
Well, you wonder why they don't invite evangelists to preach in churches anymore.
But you'd invite a guy like Jesse the racist Jackson to come to your church.
Oh, Jesse the racist.
That's belated rebuke.
The Bible says open rebuke is better than secret love.
Jesse Jackson got caught with his pants down messing around with the mistress.
Oh, yeah.
Familiar with you, Jesse.
Amen, bass dude.
Bass.
What are they going to do?
They're going to bring in the coppers.
Black boy died in a Ferguson.
The Bible says there'll be lovers of pleasure more than lovers of God.
Shame on you for ever having Jesse Jackson at your church.
The problem is, the only time most of these black churches ever get upset is when homeboy from the Crip Gang or homeboy from the blood gang gets shot by a white guy.
Jesse dogs promoting your racist propaganda and calling it a church.
You need to be rebuked.
Amen.
If Oprah was here, you'd have that old hag behind your pulpit.
And what did Oprah do?
She just put on Rob Bell the Rob Bell show.
And Rob Bell said homosexuality is okay.
God's not against same-sex marriage.
I can't believe you people even come back to this guppies and the homos cleaned up your neighborhood.
You've been shamed by the wicked.
And you want to come back here and set up church when they got an abortion clinic down the street.
When the homosexuals are marching downtown and you want to just go to church, clap when Brother Wells comes out like he's somebody.
Brother Wells, your will is dried up.
Man, there's some base street preachers right here, baby.
I mean, come on, man.
Taking money from old ladies is not a job.
Amen.
It's corruption.
He said they'll take my house of prayer and turn it into a den of thieves.
You started united.
That's what I'm talking about.
Across the street.
And this is in Portland, Oregon.
Portland, Oregon.
Let's get better so we can do more for the kingdom of God.
No different than the Memorial Coliseum becoming the Municipal.
Nothing.
Bigger corporation.
Bigger business.
Shame on you.
The only problem here is this is a belated rebuke.
The Bible says judgment starts in the house of God.
Well, we know nobody's judging in there today.
Man, dude, this is based ass street preaching news.
So we're going to judge on the segwar.
Man.
Because this is one hellfire and damn nation street preacher have in your church.
Amen.
Because I wouldn't take up an offering.
Because I know crap like your pastor.
Oh, man.
Now, let me tell you something.
That was some base-ass street preaching, if I ever heard it.
And let me tell you, those street preachers have every right to talk against Jesse Jackson and some of these black churches that back up Jesse Jackson.
Jesse Jackson is a hypocrite.
He's a piece of trash.
He's had a love child that he finally had to admit several years ago that he was paying on throughout her whole damn life.
His son had to go to prison for being a corrupt piece of shit.
Yo, ghost, I remember when you used to stream on Blog Talk Radio and stuff.
Yeah.
Feels like forever since I've last seen you, and I still watch your rage archives on YouTube.
Hey, dude, I appreciate it.
We're here.
We're here every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and Saturday, okay?
Now, I don't know if I'm going to stay here on Vaughn.live.
I'm going to be honest with you.
We've been having a pretty good, decent stream today, so that's good.
And I don't want to count my eggs before they hatched, but we have had a pretty good stream today.
I am considering going back to YouTube, but I'm not sure yet because now once I said that, YouTube is cracking the whip on people, banning people.
So I don't know what's going to happen.
I don't know.
We'll see what happens.
But if you want to know what happens or whatever, you know, if I get banned from somewhere or whatever, bookmark that website that you see right in front of your face right there.
http: ghost.report.
All right.
Ghost.report for Christ's sake.
Anyway, and look, we're still going to do the Saturday Night Troll Show here, okay?
We're still going to do the Saturday Night Troll show here.
But the only reason I'm going, I may.
I'm not sure yet.
I haven't done it.
I haven't said anything yet.
All right.
But the reason I'm going to YouTube is because that's where everybody's at, baby.
That's where all the people are at looking for content.
All right.
So we're going to try to go over there.
And I don't know when.
I'll let y'all know ahead of time.
But we're going to go over there to try to lure people, more people into this broadcast, into the show.
And that's the only reason.
We're going to try to go on YouTube.
I have a feeling they're going to ban us again.
I have a feeling they're going to ban us again.
What is this?
More of her.
I don't know what the hell that is for Christ's sake.
All right.
Let's move on.
I'm just giving y'all a heads up.
Once again, add to your bookmarks and your favorites.
Ghost.report.
Okay.
And look, everybody's telling me to stay on Vaughn.
All right.
Look, I'm not going to say anything.
We've had like some bad technical difficulties for the past couple of shows.
This has actually been a pretty good show today, so I'm not complaining.
But we need to expand the listener base, baby, because we're underground.
We got to tap into that damn mainstream.
I came across this interesting video.
I think Genox 1987 would appreciate this.
If you say he will, he probably does, man.
Thank you, Blucifer.
All right, let's go ahead and let's get to the next $18.66 bucker.
All right, well, maybe we won't go to YouTube.
I don't know.
We'll see what happens.
All right.
We'll see what happens.
Star Platinum is in the house here.
Didn't request, didn't say anything.
They requested this $18.66 bucker.
So let's see what this is.
Star Platinum here.
What is this?
Ah, Jesus Christ.
All right.
I got to wait for an ad again.
All right.
Some ugly kid.
All right.
Here it is.
What the hell is this?
What the hell is it?
Put the PC shot on.
This is by Star Platinum.
Didn't say anything.
Porterhouse Steak Dry Age recipe by the BBQ Pit Boys.
Going down to the house sausage.
The BBQ Pit Boys.
Are you familiar with these guys?
The Barbecue Pit Boys are copy today.
We're going to cook up some dry aged Porterhouse steaks on the grill.
They don't look that dry aged to me, boy.
And they're real easy to do.
All right.
I mean, dry age, you would see a lot more fat sutures in that meat.
That looks like some basic fucking bullshit.
Don't be trying to lie to me, boy.
Don't try to fucking lie to me.
That ain't dry age shit.
Dude, look at you.
Would see like a whole bunch of little sutures and shit.
Those are fucking cheap ass steaks.
You're already fucking lying to me.
That's why I don't like the barbecue pit boys.
Here I've got some Porterhouse steaks.
They're about cut an inch and a quarter, inch and a half thick.
And before we cook them on the grill, we're going to dry age them.
Oh, you're going to dry age them before you put it on the grill?
This is not taking primal cuts of beef and hang them in a meat locker for 30 or 60 days.
But we are going to concentrate the flavors, and we're going to use our refrigerator to do it.
Now, what I'm doing here is taking these Black Angus Porter house steaks, and I'm wrapping them in paper towels.
And they're going to be set on this rack in this bacon sheet right here.
Because what we want to do is steaks.
You're about 25% after four, five, even seven days.
So here we're going to put them in a refrigerator.
In a paper towel, dude?
Are you fucking kidding me?
28 degrees or 1.5 to 3.5 degrees Celsius for about a week.
And through the miracle of time, man, these steaks have been dry aged.
And letting them set in a refrigerator like this will concentrate that beef flavor and further tenderize the cut.
These porter houses are ready for the grill.
Why don't you show them to us?
I gotta see this aging.
Let me show you what these porter houses are gonna look like.
You could use your favorite cut of beef for this dry aging process here, but you want to get them at least an inch and a half thick.
All right.
You could see what the effect is by letting them sit in a low-humidity refrigerator.
See a lot of that moisture is gone.
Good at.
That's your.
Yeah, you know, hold on just a second.
I understand dry aging, believe me.
Okay, but I would not dry age anything with just paper towels.
I mean, you need some special like plastic bags that let out, you know, some of the fucking toxic bullshit that's let out and let in, you know, dry air and things of that nature.
I mean, there are certain like little bags that you can use to dry age.
And moreover, I do want to say something.
When you dry age something, you're typically dry aging meat in like a big chunk.
Because what you want to do, once it's dry age, as you can see, there's a lot of black and a lot of, it looks like a lot of spoilage on the fucking top layer here.
What you're supposed to do is cut that off.
If you cut this layer off right here, you're going to see some nice fucking red sutures, little fat sutures all in the shit.
I mean, this is what dry aging is.
This is not dry aging.
Okay, putting it in paper towels and leaving it in your fucking refrigerator, I think, is extremely dangerous.
Okay?
But I'm wondering if he's going to take a top layer off because you're not supposed to cook dry age with the fucking like dry age outer crust.
You're not supposed to do that.
Man, the only thing we're going to do here is we're going to trim off some of the fat, which normally you don't do.
When you're dry aging like this, the fat gets real tough.
Yeah, you're supposed to cut the first layer too, dude.
You see that?
Pause it, pause it.
You see that?
You see these sutures that have grown under there?
You see that?
That would look great if he just, you see this little layer right here?
He's to cut that layer off and then cut this bottom layer off and it would be a decent dry aged steak.
I would not eat this fucking steak.
I would not eat it.
As I was saying before, technically this is not dry aging, but it works.
Dude, it looks horrible.
It looks fucking disgusting.
I feel good.
Concentration of flavor may not be as much as one of them fancy steakhouses that charge you all arm and a leg.
But like I said, this technique works real good.
You gotta check.
Dude, it looks like shit.
It looks like shit.
There's shit on the internet that go into further discussion about this.
I mean, this looks like total dog shit.
All right.
Obviously, he's not going to cut the layer.
He's not going to cut the top layer.
He's not going to cut the top layer, dude.
Get up to ambient temperature because we don't want to cook them ice cold.
In the meantime, wait, wait, he puts it in the street.
Wait, he put the steaks.
Hold on, dude.
He put the steaks in aluminum foil.
He put the steaks in aluminum foils.
Oh, my God.
Get up to ambient temperature, because we don't want to cook them ice cold.
In the meantime, we've got some potato bombs.
I mean, this is fucking...
This is ridiculous, dude.
Thumbs down, thumbs down.
This is fucking stupid.
Okay, great.
You got your fucking onions.
You put the onions in a skillet.
You think you're great.
Yeah.
Onions and garlic.
All right, onions and garlic.
We get it.
All right.
How are you spicing this?
There's salt.
Taking those steaks.
We're going to salt and pepper each side.
Dude, this looks horrible.
I would not eat this, dude.
You understand what I'm saying?
Here, put this back.
Put this back a second, all right?
You see what I'm saying here?
Under here, this middle looks perfect.
You're supposed to cut these outer layers like the dry age.
It looks like shit on the outside.
You're supposed to cut that shit off.
Okay?
You're supposed to cut that shit off and only expose like the good shit inside.
How To Grill Like A Pro00:14:56
This guy's fucking going to poison people, man.
I mean, give me a fucking break.
All right.
Hey, let me see how you grill these.
And we're going to throw them on the grill direct over medium heat.
I want to sear each side just for a couple of minutes.
Okay?
This black iron pan.
It's ah, dude, are you fucking catching?
Oh, my God.
Dude, this dude doesn't know what the fuck.
He just ruined these two steaks.
You just ruined these fucking steaks, you fucking asshole.
And these are porter houses.
I mean, this dude, that doesn't look appetizing at all, dude.
Oh, my God.
All right.
You're not.
And by the way, folks, you're never supposed to cook on flame like this.
Okay?
You know, especially when you're grilling steaks, you're not supposed to have fire.
The fire should not be there.
It should be just burning coals.
And the fire, you know, when you want fire in the barbecue, is so that you can burn off the shit that's on your grate.
Okay?
All right.
I'm not even telling you, like, all this shit on your grate.
That's what the fire is supposed to do.
You're not supposed to put a direct meat on a direct fire, dude.
You're not, you're never supposed to do that.
These porter houses have been seared.
And what we're going to do is move them indirect opposite the hot coals.
Because these steaks are rare on the inside.
You got to cook them maybe four or five more minutes.
Dude, that looks like shit.
Put the cover on.
Take them out and cut it.
Take them out and cut it.
All right.
I've got enough of this shit.
Cut the fucking shit.
Let's see how they look inside.
They look like fucking well-done steaks to me.
You hungry or what?
Dude, they don't.
I think this looks horrible.
I think it's a horrible looking steak.
Cut the steaks.
Are you going to cut it?
Are you going to cut it?
Cut it.
Give me a close-up on what that looks like.
Look at that.
It's fucking.
Look at what?
Concentration of beef flavor.
It's fucking well done.
It's fucking well done, you fucking dickhead.
I'm going to pile on some of them sweet for daisies.
All right, you know what?
Fuck this guy.
I'm glad I gave him a thumbs down.
This is just, what an asshole for ruining fucking porter houses like that.
I mean, that was disgusting, man.
You know, when you cut into a steak, you know what you want to see?
You want to see the proper cooking of both sides, but the middle, you want to see that beautiful pink.
You want to see a beautiful pink middle, baby.
All right.
That was overdone.
And by the way, one of the most unhealthiest things that you could eat is overcooked meat.
That is one of the most dangerous things you can eat because there are so much carcinogens that come from burnt fat.
Okay?
So many carcinogens and like fucking, it's bad for you.
That's why they always say that barbecue's bad for you because most people over fucking cook barbecue because they don't know shit.
Jesus Christ, man.
You don't what?
If you don't cook your steak medium rare, well, then you don't eat steak.
Notice me, ghosty.
All right.
If you don't like minimum, medium rare, then go eat a fucking cheeseburger or some fucking bullshit like that.
All right?
You know you're supposed to eat steak bloody.
It's fucking healthy for you, you dumb dickhead.
Jesus Christ.
Fucking, I can't believe he just ruined a goddamn porter house like that, man.
All right.
I can't believe he fucking ruined a porter.
And then to claim that you can dry age your steak by putting it in fucking paper towel.
This fucking, this, this shit should be flat.
I'm flagging this fucking thing.
You should flag this shit.
I mean, give me a break.
You're a fraud.
All right?
Fucking barbecue pit boys.
You're a fucking fraud.
All right.
Let's go ahead and go to the next one.
Sorry, Star Platinum.
I do appreciate it, but that's not how you cook a steak, man.
That's not how you do it.
I'm telling you right now, that's not how you do it.
All right, you want a good-ass steak?
I'll show you how to cook a good-ass fucking steak.
That ain't how to do it.
Anyway, let's go to Art Hammond 5000.
All right, Art Hammond 5000 requested this.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
What is this, Art Hammond?
Hey, guys, I'm in the Autistic Section.
Where is my little pony at?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Did y'all see that?
Huh?
This is your hero right here.
The Autistic Section.
Where is my little pony at?
Oh my God, yeah.
Okay, see, look at it.
There it is.
There's Art Hammond for you, okay?
All right, this guy's like almost a 30-year-old man going into toy sections, you know, trying to, well, who knows what he's doing, all right?
And guess what?
After that one, we've got another one by Art Hammond again.
Art Hammond, again.
Let's go ahead and get to it for Christ's sake.
Fucking Art Hammond.
All right, he said dedicated to Scarlet Moon.
Watch till the end.
All right, what is this, Art Hammond?
Dedicated to Scarlet Moon.
Put the PC shot on.
What is this shit?
Well, guys, I'm going to go into McDonald's right now.
I'm going to place myself in order right now just to, man, because I'm kind of hungry.
I've been walking around.
I'm sort of hungry and somewhat thirsty.
All right.
Let's go inside and see, you know, what I can get.
They have McDonald's here.
Unbelievable.
Hey, how's it going?
Hi.
I'd like to place an order, please.
I'd like to place an order.
I want to place it.
Yeah, I'm going to place an order.
What I want to order is I'll have some chicken tendees with some session one sauce.
I'll have some Asperger's hold the autism.
And for the kids' meal, can I have Rainbow Dash as a toy?
It's for my daughter.
Rainbow Dust toy?
Yeah.
We don't have the Rainbow Dutch dust here.
Oh.
Okay.
Are you fucking kidding me, dude?
Are you fucking kidding me, Art Hammond?
I mean, Jesus Christ.
I'm surprised that guy didn't say, you're 50 fucking snack bar and, you know, gave you a fucking beheading or something.
Jesus Christ, dude.
I can't believe that you went into a goddamn Middle Eastern McDonald's and acted a fool like that.
Jesus Christ.
All right, but hey, that's Art Hammond for you.
All right, let's go ahead.
Once again, cheers to CloudZach.
Happy birthday, dude.
Your mother requested this.
Okay, let's get to the next $18.66 bucker.
Your mother requested this.
All right, so let's see what your mother requested.
What the hell is this?
Capitalist Chris, what's going on, man?
Now this is how you fucking grill.
Ghost, I already know you dig this.
All right, well, let me check it.
Well, I'll check it out here in a second.
Right now, we're looking at your mother.
Well, not your mother, but that's who, that's the name of the person who requested this.
Your mother.
What the fuck is this, your mother?
What is this shit?
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the hotel.
I'm gonna take my horse.
Is everybody doing a parody of this song?
Run till I can't no more.
I got a horse cock in my ass.
I just fucked with man.
He got a red neck because I choked him real bad.
Fucked him in the stable.
Left himself.
Some whore.
I want to be honest with you.
I hate when whores try to be edgy, you know, and they think it's funny.
It's not funny, dude.
You're just a fucking whore, okay?
So let's go in the witch.
I'ma cool the beef, ice out on my cows.
Scoochie on my sheep, I'ma make my daddy proud.
Can't nobody tell me nothing.
Can't tell me nothing.
Can't nobody tell me nothing.
Hey, how long is this gonna be going?
Hurry up.
Look at this bitch trying to appease to gamers over here.
Red Dead Redemption 2.
Get the fuck out of here, bitch.
All right.
Gamergate, bitch.
It's all I gotta say, all right?
Gamergate.
Just be a scantily clad slut in the game and shut up, you NPC.
Jesus Christ.
All right, I've had enough of this.
I've had just about enough of this, for Christ's sake.
Hey, and by the way, I know there's these women that think that they're funny.
I know there's women out there that think that they're comedians.
You're not funny, okay?
You're not funny.
I know that, hey, if I say the edgy stuff that men do, I'm going to be just as funny.
No, you're not.
You're a whore, okay?
I know that it seemed like it worked for Amy Schumer, but let's be honest, okay?
Amy Schumer is Jewish.
Okay, that's all I got to say.
All right.
Fuck that last boomer barbecue video, man.
Here, let a real chef show you how to make a perfect steak.
By the way, I'm glad other people.
I'm glad other people are starting to recognize that was a bad steak.
Especially with the bad.
I'm glad everybody's starting to recognize that it was a bad steak.
All right, look at this.
Speaking of Geno X 1987, there he is.
There he is, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, let's continue this Baller Friday.
All right, we got Train Lover 567.
What's going on, man?
Train Lover 567 requested this, and he said, check out this 80s.
By the way, been listening since 2012.
Cheers.
All right, man.
Train lover 567.
He's always, you know, having us listen to some 80s music, some boomer music.
Let's see what kind of music he's got going on today.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
San Elmo's fire.
The Brat Pack.
Does everybody remember the Brat Pack?
There they are right there, the Brat Pack.
The Brat Pack.
Let's bring back the 80s.
Once again, cheers to Train Lover 567, man.
San Elmo's Fire.
And if you don't know who the Brat Pack is, who is these guys right here?
Let me see.
It was Rob Low.
Emilio Estervez, Molly Ringwald.
Who is this bitch?
I forgot who this bitch was.
Judd, this fucking guy, Judd Nelson.
Yeah.
Allie Sheety.
And this guy from Weekend at Bernie's.
I forgot his fucking name.
I forgot his fucking name.
Hey, man.
Train lover 567, man, always requesting the 80s.
You know what I mean?
I can see a new horizon from the beach for facing sky.
I'll be where the eagles fire in there.
Can he hear the 80s?
Hey, man.
And shut up in the chat room.
Stop calling me a jukebox.
I'm going to game when I'm gaming, all right?
I'm looking at a couple of games now.
I'll game when I want to game.
$5,000 jukebox.
You shove it up your ass.
This has been the best PC I've ever owned in my life.
Quit living in the past, Hambone.
Look who's talking, Poindexter Rose.
You goddamn millennials are a bunch of man children that can't let go of the damn past.
That's why we did all these fucking rehash movies and shit.
What the hell are you talking about?
You broke a boy and me, but you won't break my man.
I can see you do horizon.
This is 80s, man.
You see, you little sons of bitches out here, if you were not an adult in the 80s, you missed out, baby.
you missed out And by the way, this is a quintessential 80s teenage movie right here.
Not a teenage.
I guess 20-something million or something.
We've got TrainLover567, man, requesting the 80s.
And look, we got a lot of haters in this chat room.
But what the hell are you all listening to, huh?
You're listening to some butt monkey pushing buttons on a goddamn iPad and calling it music?
Get the hell out of here!
I can hear the music playing.
One more chorus.
One more chorus.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Cheers to Train Lover 567, man.
Awesome.
All right, turn it off here.
Turn a train lover 567.
Thank you once again for a good 80s song.
These chumps that are listening in only wish that they grew up during a time period where there was no sexual harassment or me too, and women were loose for themselves and they were actually wanting sexual coitus and not trying to pretend that they're muff divers and shit like that.
Anyway, let's go ahead and continue on.
Thank you, Train Lover 567.
Let's go to the next $18.66 bucker.
The next one is by Cocker Lover.
Loyal Dog Breeds Explained00:09:22
Cocker Lover requested this and said, Ghost, you say you love dogs, but do you know your dog breeds?
Do I know my dog breeds?
I know dog breeds.
I know enough.
All right.
Dog breeds.
I actually watch the Westminster Dog Show every fucking year.
So me and Mrs. Ghost, that's like appointment television.
Anyway, let's go ahead and take a look at Cocker Lover.
This is what they requested for an $18.66 bucker.
Hey, look at this.
Pupper Breeds.
I know breeds.
I know breeds.
That's a Labrador.
Yeah, we know the Labrador.
That's actually the most popular dog in America right now.
Labrador.
A very, very active dog.
You definitely want to play some fetch with them and have a big yard with this one.
There's the German Shepherd.
German Shepherd is a very loyal dog.
Protective.
Prone to some hip dysplasia, though.
but very obedient dog regardless that is a Yorkshire Yeah, I was going to say Yorkshire Terrier.
You have to trim these often.
As you can see, you got to give them their own little haircuts.
You know, they're very intelligent dogs.
They like to bark a lot.
They're independent, so they tend to do things on their own because that's what most little dogs like to do.
That's a golden retriever.
Golden Retriever is a sweet-ass dog.
The problem is, it's a nice dog to everybody.
So if you have somebody that breaks into your house, all they have to do is just give this dog a bone, and they can just go in and break into your house and take all your shit.
They're just too nice of a dog.
They are a lovey-dovey dog.
And there's a Beagle!
There's a Beagle.
Beagles are also sweet dogs.
They're a little bit vocal.
If they're left alone, they like to howl a little bit.
You know, but they are a sweet-looking breed, a sweet-looking dog.
That is a Boxer Terrier.
Look at that boxer face.
You can never forget that Boxer face.
Very cool dogs, by the way.
Very loyal, sparky.
You're spunky little dogs.
They are fearless.
I really do like these breeds as well.
I've been around these breeds.
Very, very nice.
There's the English Bulldog.
Now, the unfortunate part, the unfortunate part about the English Bulldog is that this is actually a genetic defect of a dog.
And these dogs tend to have a lot of health problems and whatnot.
But their personalities is what gives them their luster, if you will.
They've got very good personalities.
You know?
I mean, they're a genetic defect, unfortunately, but their lives are very short.
I think you can expect a life expectancy of a bulldog to be like five or six years.
Seven or eight years if you're lucky.
And there's a Dotson.
There's a weenie dog.
Now, believe it or not, we dogs are kind of dicks, you know?
You looking at new dogs to replace Templeton?
No, no, shut up, asshole.
ST, Mike, I'm not replacing Templeton.
Anyway, they're kind of dickheads.
I don't know if y'all remember here about six months ago, there was a woman that died because she was attacked by a pack of Dotsons.
I'm not even joking around.
She was attacked by a pack of Dotsons.
You can look that shit up.
There's a poodle.
Poodle.
As a matter of fact, poodle are one of the smartest dogs of the dog brew.
Not the smartest, but one of the smartest.
The problem is they're also a little feisty themselves.
They tend to be territorial.
They tend to, you know, they bite people, believe it or not.
If you take a look at dog bites, they're pretty high on the totem pole when it comes to dog bites.
What is this?
Ivana, suck you off.
Fuck off, asshole.
Jesus Christ.
They're a very intelligent breed, but once again, you know, they tend to be a little territorial and they'll bite you, man.
They'll bite you.
And there's a shihzu.
Now, shih tzusus are very, very pretty dogs.
They're a little arrogant.
A little bit arrogant in their regard.
Those dogs look mighty tasty.
Fuck you.
Mr. Fucker, don't don't go there.
Don't go there, Mr. Fortune Cookie, you piece of shit.
Good dog for a house dog.
Very lovable.
I think there's a good house dog.
Miniature schnauzer.
Now, this is the dog that always looks like an old man.
Pretty playful.
They tend to be very small because of the miniature.
And very obedient, man.
You see, you can make these things do tricks.
You got to obviously trim them down a lot.
You know?
Chihuahua.
Now, Chihuahuas, dude, when it comes to the people they love, like their masters and shit, they love them.
Everyone else, they're a fucking dickhead.
All right?
I mean, and they will bite.
All right?
They will bite.
I mean, look, they're cute with their owners and shit.
But man, I'm telling you right now, anybody who they don't know that's in their house, they're going to bite them.
Hey, there's a Rockweiler.
Rockweilers are usually used for protection purposes, but to be honest with you, they're also a very loyal breed dog.
A lovable dog protects their pack.
They try to claim that these breeds are dangerous.
The only reason that they're dangerous is the way they're brought up.
Look at that little pupper.
That's a Pomeranian.
Man, this is a dog that just wants to be carried.
If you fucking put it down by any chance, it'll just start crying.
I'm not kidding.
It wants to be put in a sack.
You know what I mean?
It wants to be put in a little backpack.
It wants attention and shit.
See, I want some attention.
It's a Doberman Pincher.
Now, Doberman Pinchers are also a loyal, loyal breed.
Very beautiful dog, by the way.
And they are a very protective breed.
They will give up their lives to protect their pack.
Very beautiful dog to have.
Very good around children if it's your children.
Anyone else come into the house, I'd be suspect.
All right, we're gonna do one more.
We'll get out of here.
Hey, what is this?
This is a German shirt-haired pan- Man, these are hard to find.
German short-haired coiners.
These are kind of a herding dog, a herding breed.
So they need something to do so that they can keep their minds occupied and keep them a little docile so they don't become so, you know, kind of destructive in the home.
There's a pug.
Now, I love pugs because of the way they look.
They look like, oh, man, I'm just a guy, you know.
I'm just, you know, just this regular guy with his flat face.
The bad part about pugs is that they tend to have a lot of breathing and health problems.
And moreover, another tendency of pugs is their eyes pop out of their head.
Their eyes pop out of their head.
I'm not kidding.
That is a common thing that happens with pugs.
Their eyes pop out of their head.
I am not kidding.
You look that up.
Hey, look, there's, oh, no, that's a Shetland sheepdog.
I thought that was Lassie there for a second.
But Lassie is a collie.
Look at that pupper.
Look at that happy pupper.
See, this is a herding dog, so this is, they need something to do on the outside.
All right, let's go ahead and stop this.
That was fun.
That was fun with the breeds and that sort of thing, man.
Who requested that there?
Cocker lover.
Thank you very much, your cocker lover.
I appreciate you requesting that pupper $18.66 bucker.
Appreciate it.
All right, let's get to the next one here.
The next $18.66 bucker is something.
Wanting A Piece Of Chicken00:03:34
American Top 40.
Again.
American Top 40 who said, I'm Casey Caseman.
Welcome back to America Top 40.
Coming in at number 37.
It's a hard number by a Texan metal group.
Some call them the cowboys from hell, ladies and gentlemen.
This is Pantera.
Let's see if this is really Pantera, dude.
I have a feeling it's not, but let's see if it's really Pantera.
All right.
You fucking piece of shit.
I knew.
She almost threw up in my fucking mouth listening to this.
Do you hear that?
I fucking knew it, man.
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ, man.
Why do y'all like this song?
Seriously, man.
It's sang by a ghetto fi drag queen.
It is sang by a ghetto fi drag queen.
How the hell y'all like that?
Look, they're dancing in the chat room to the shit.
They're dancing in the chat room.
Oh, you fucking assholes.
I mean, I'm sick of this song.
I'm sick of this person.
All right.
I mean, I'm sick of this goddamn ghetto-fied drag queen, man.
Everybody want a piece of my chicken.
And you know what I don't like about this?
There's children in this video.
There's children championing the goddamn stereotype over here.
Jesus Christ.
They're championing the fucking stereotype.
I don't want no ketchup.
Just one big juice of jalapeno pepper.
White meat, dog meat, it don't even matter.
Hanging with peaches don't make you fatter.
I'ma warn you now, baby, heal the damn.
One piece of my chicken, you gonna cry.
It's real big.
Y'all know you want a piece of my chicken.
All right.
Everybody want a piece of my chicken.
Everybody want a piece of my chicken.
Is that it, huh?
Everybody want a piece of my chicken.
Fuck the fried chicken.
Finger licking.
Everybody wants a piece of my chicken.
All right.
Let's shut it off.
All right.
Fry that chicken.
Yeah, all right.
Shut that shit up.
And you know, I always thought that Miss Peaches was this that one broad that sang that fucking song, Sucking on My Titties Like You Wanted Me.
Call.
Y'all remember that song, right?
I mean, that was actually a good song.
Sucking on my titties like you wanted me, calling me all the time.
Y'all remember when I showed you that, right?
I thought that was the only Mrs. Peaches, all right?
I thought that was the only Miss Peaches.
Now there's a fucking ghetto five drag queen, you know, Miss Peaches, talking about goddamn fried chicken, all right?
Talking about goddamn fried chicken.
All right, let's move on.
Thank you very much, Casey Kayson.
That was not Pantera, you fucking asshole.
All right, let's go to the next $18.66 mucker.
This is by More of Her.
Evil Person Delivery Stories00:04:23
More of her requested this.
What do you mean, more of her?
Put the PC shot on.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Wait, hold on, hold on.
Oh, shit.
Another fucking Ard Hammond, man.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Anyway, more of her requested this.
Is this this one perverted fanfic old broad?
This is a really sad video for me to make.
Oh, Jesus.
I apologize to Donald Trump.
I had no idea what was really going on in your life.
I have written some new law.
But before I do that, let me read you a letter that I got from Brent Spiner.
And please understand that as I get into character, as I read the letter, that this is not, I'm a good.
I took, I actually studied acting a little bit on my own, and that's why I do my own.
A little bit on your own, really, bitch.
Get the fuck out.
You're a sick bitch.
What are you talking about?
Just because I'm able to get into character for an evil person does not mean I am an evil person.
It just means I'm a good actor, okay?
So I'm going to be reading.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, great.
You're a good actor.
You're a sick bitch.
All right, we get it.
He's a great writer.
He has an almost photographic memory.
And it makes me very sad to have to read this, but the world needs to know what's going on.
It's not fair to Donald Trump, and it's not fair to the world to not know what's happened to Donald Trump.
I got this letter from Brent Spiner today.
Dearest Gail, I sit here writing to you with my torso hunched over the toilet, still puking my guts out.
It's a long, stomach-turning story, but I regret to inform you that we have a terrible and dangerous Jesuit hostage situation at the White House.
Earlier this afternoon, the other men and I were going about business as usual on Church of Gail.
Worn out from our morning duties, we had all gathered at the water cooler for a refreshing tune up.
Hey there, my niggas, Tarrance greeted everyone.
What are you looking at?
Gail's latest Playboy images for June.
Oh my goodness.
I adore them, I replied.
Gail is truly the most beautiful woman of the century.
Jesus told me that when Gail gets to heaven, he's going to award her Playmate of Eternity.
Hard to tell when he's being facetious, that Jesus.
Oh, yes, Matthew replied.
Gail is so pretty.
I lads, I would vote Gail for Playmate of Eternity anyhow.
What the fuck is this, dude?
What is this bitch's problem?
Vladimir, his noticeable problem.
Hell yeah, Hugh declared with an aggressive fist pump.
Agreement reverberated through the group and discussion quickly flowed into how frequently each of us had pleasured ourselves to the new photos since their debut.
While each of our scores differed, we all agreed the chafing was worth it.
Just then, one of our male delivering retards approached the group.
Special delivery, the hard-working retard announced with enthusiasm.
In his little retarded hands was a small box which he handed off to me.
The parcel was about the size of a shoebox.
It was wrapped haphazardly in post office tape, as though the sender had wrapped it very quickly.
I noticed strange, greasy handprints embedded into the car.
What the hell is this?
This bronze a fucking sick maniac, man.
I mean, look at this bitch.
This bitch still has VHS tapes.
This bitch still has VHS tapes.
Fuck sake.
Sign, please.
The retard asked with a big open-mouth smile.
With my free hand, I wrote my signature on the digital device offered by the retard.
Thank you, Brent Spiner, sir, he replied before hobbling off to another delivery.
My, these Jesuit utility retards sure are helpful, Matthew.
What the fuck?
I had a strange how long has this been going?
It's been going on for three minutes.
All right, that's enough.
All right, that's enough of this.
I was about to open it then and there.
I tore it open from one side and then tilted the box to pour its contents into my open hand.
Just shut the fuck up, you goddamn schizophrenic, crazy bitch.
Jesus fucking Christ, man.
Arlo Guthrie Rendition Time00:10:30
And you know what's sad about this?
This schizophrenic bitch has got like almost 8,000 people following her.
You got 8,000 fucking schizophrenics out here thinking that this bitch is fucking, you know, reciting sonnets and shit.
All right.
Fuck you.
More of her.
Yeah, thank you very much.
I appreciate it.
More of her.
More of her.
All right, let's go ahead and get to the next one here.
This next $18.66 bucker was requested by Belucifer.
He said, I came across this video.
I think Geno X 1987 would appreciate this.
Cheers to you and Gino.
All right, let's see if Geno X 1987 will appreciate Belucifer's $18.66 bucker up in here.
Hold on.
Have y'all seen this?
Have y'all seen this?
Put the PC shot.
Have y'all seen these commercials?
I mean, that's false advertising, man.
I mean, y'all seen this shit like the other.
That's fucking false advertising.
Oh, my God.
Oh, Jesus.
All right, that's enough.
All right.
All right.
Let's move on.
I just wanted to show you that this.
You fucking first makeup.
Now this shit.
I put it on and it's like the most comfortable shitwear I've ever done.
All right.
Take this shit off.
All right.
This is.
What the hell is this, Blucifer?
This is for Gino.
Sounds of silence.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
This is a horrible rendition, dude, right off the bat.
Left its seeds while I was sleeping.
Dude, this is horrible.
This is a horrible rendition.
That was planted in my myself.
And in the naked light I swore.
Oh my god, no.
Don't tell me they tried to make a metal song out of this, dude.
Lucer, no, man, come on.
People hearing with them listen.
People writing songs that voices never said.
Oh, my God.
This is horrible.
I hate when people remake shit.
This is fucking stupid.
What a way to fucking side.
I can't let this go.
This is actually a badass song, man.
Yeah, get this shit out of here.
I mean, that was fucking, that was horrible.
I mean, that was fucking horrible, man.
If you can't at least give us some kind of a decent rendition, then don't even bother covering the goddamn song, dude.
Seriously.
I mean, Jesus fucking Christ.
I mean, are you fucking kidding me?
Jesus Christ.
All right, now, before I get to another $18.66 bucker up in here, you know what time it is, right, folks?
Because it's Baller Friday, episode 103.
You guys have been a bunch of dickheads today, so I'm doing me more often a little bit more frequently, especially during these $18.66 bucker.
You know what time it is, right, boys?
You know what time it is?
It's time for more beer.
Goddamn right, all right.
And so what?
So what if I'm cheating, man?
I got me a fucking 24-pack of bottles up in this son of a bitch, all right?
Filling myself up with piss and fury.
You want to know why?
Because I can do that.
What is this?
Anonymous.
What was the original version of that song?
That was fucking Simon and Garfunkel.
That was Simon and Garfunkel, for Christ's sake.
Hello, darkness, my old friend.
I've come to talk to you again.
Anyway, I don't want to say it.
Anyway, let me get my fucking beer going on here.
Jesus Christ.
I just thought it was a horrible remix, man.
I mean, I like Simon and Garfunkel, man.
You know, they put a, you know, as a matter of fact, there was a couple of groups.
I can't just single out Salmon and Garfunkel that made folk music like some badass music, man.
Some badass boomer music, for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
And by the way, look, you know what?
Since you guys are talking garbage, I'm going to play you some folk music.
That was some badass gangster folk music, all right?
All right.
Let me see.
Let me see.
What's his name?
Its name was Guthrie.
There is Guthrie.
Hold on a second.
Here we go.
Yeah, here it is.
Here it is right here.
I'm going to play y'all some fucking some boomer music.
All right, and you sons of bitches right here.
Y'all, this is this is this is boomer music.
This is folk music.
All right.
Here it is right here.
This is Arlo Guthrie.
I'm introducing this to all you goddamn millennials out here.
It's coming into Los Angeles, baby.
This is a badass song right here.
And it's right off the record.
Right off the record, baby.
Coming in from London from over the boat.
Riding in a big Airliner.
Chicken round ever well on the plane.
Fucking feel much.
They're singing with me.
Coming into Los Angeles.
Bringing in a couple of keys.
Don't touch my bag.
Would you please, Mr. Customs Man?
I was running, baby!
This song is about drug running.
Coming into Los Angeles.
Bringing in a couple of keys.
Don't touch my bag.
Will you please, Mr. Customs Man?
Hell yeah, baby.
Boomer music.
Boomer music.
All right, let's fucking this badass shit, dude.
It's Arlo Guthrie right here, man.
Arlo Guthrie played this song at Woodstock 1969.
Damn right.
You're damn right.
And by the way, that's Arlo Guthrie.
Look at this.
You see this?
I've played this one before already.
Look at this.
Anybody heard of the cakes?
Huh?
Fucking Ashley.
We are so excited to now offer out.
That's an ugly kid, Ashley.
That's an ugly fucking kid.
All right.
Have y'all ever heard of this?
Y'all ever heard of this?
Lola?
Huh?
Y'all ever heard of Lola?
This is another fucking boomer song.
Straight out of the 60s, baby, huh?
Anyway, yeah, you want to know what this song's about?
The song's about transgendered.
Can you believe that?
I asked her the name and in the topphone voice.
She said, Hella.
Hello, LA Lola.
La You understand?
This is boomer music right here, baby.
Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy.
She made me grow my style.
It's Lola.
Why she walked like a woman or talk like a devil?
Why she walk like a woman and talk like a man, old Lola.
La I mean, there was a there was a lot.
There was a lot of music saying about trannies, baby.
This is the cakes 1960s, man.
1960s.
Damn right.
Well, boomers are partying.
People are partying out here, huh?
All right, you fucking idiots.
You're all fucking saying faggy boomer music.
Go fuck yourselves, all right?
Without boomer music, you fucking millennial punks wouldn't know what music was.
You understand?
You got fucking fruit bowls like fucking trans fucking ethnically, fucking genderly ambiguous assholes like fucking Skrillax banging their fingers on an iPad and y'all idiots are calling that music.
So don't fucking give us any shit.
All right?
Boomer music is fucking music.
All right, you fucking dickheads.
Jesus Christ.
I'm just trying to enlighten you folks about some things, all right?
I'm just trying to get you guys a little bit more cultured on some other music other than some Skrillex ass fucking bullshit.
Ribeye Steaks On Coals00:11:01
You see, you got me so upset, I'm belching now.
All right, let's go ahead and get to the next $18.66 bucker, all right?
This next $18.66 bucker was requested by Capitalist Chris.
What's going on to Capitalist Chris, baby?
How you doing, man?
He said, now this is how you fucking grill.
Ghost, I already know you dig this, so let's go ahead and see this.
What the PC shot on.
Oh, yeah.
This is one of my favorite grillers, as a matter of fact.
I'm going to meet this son of a bitch.
I'm not even joking around.
I'm going to meet this guy.
He's got good shit.
What is this?
Fun fact about slow mode.
If you post a message in the chat, then refresh.
You'll be able to bypass and send another message.
Oh, go fuck off.
Who gives a shit?
All right?
Fucking doing all that trash.
Anyway, I know this griller, dude.
This griller's badass.
This is Malcolm Reed out here.
I watch this guy frequently.
Let's go ahead and put the PC shot on.
This is Malcolm Reed here, baby.
How to barbecue right.
This is his channel.
Hey, welcome back to How to Barbecue Riot.
Today I'm going to show you how I grill the perfect ribeye steak.
And I know this guy knows how to grill, baby.
This guy knows how to grill.
Go get you a couple of nice ribeye steaks like I've done.
Get a fire going out in your garden.
And shut up.
It's not boogie.
This is Malcolm's steak.
It's a lot more than you can get at a steakhouse, I promise you.
Today I went to the butcher's block, which is a local butcher store here in my town of South Haven, and picked up a couple ribeyes from Brad, the butcher there, man.
He always has great meat.
These are boogie.
Shut the fuck up.
They're not the most expensive that you can buy, but they have a lot of good marbling, a lot of good flavor.
And a ribeye like this, man, it's going to be out of this world.
When I'm cooking ribeyes, I like keeping it simple.
There's not a lot that I have to do to the meat.
I mean, I want the beef.
I know it's a ribeye steak, baby.
I want to give you some fatty ribeye steaks.
And I like to give it about an hour.
When I get these steaks, I bring them home.
If they go in the refrigerator, bring them out of the fridge for at least an hour before you're going to grill them.
You're going to get some seasoning on them.
We want some salt and some pepper and some garlic.
Maybe a couple of things.
That's what I have here in my AP rub.
And I just want to light coat of that AP on all sides.
Even the edges.
What I'll do for the edges, I'll just kind of stand them up here on the plate and get some of that over here.
Hey, this is Malcolm Reed, baby.
Malcolm Reed knows how to barbecue.
Okay, let's see what he does first.
He puts a little bit of butter on a skillet.
Sauce.
I've just got a tablespoon of butter.
I'm melting here, and I'm going to add about a half a red onion chopped up.
Oh, this is some kind of sauce he's making.
Now we're going to add about three cloves of garlic.
He's making some sauce or something.
Sliced mushrooms.
You can use your favorite mushroom here.
Slice some mushrooms on the bus.
I've got some baby bellas.
Season it with just a little sauce.
All right, now that the wine's reduced for about three minutes, throw some additional tablespoon of Worcestershire sauce, and then a half of 15 minutes.
Let's get to the grill steak.
I like to see them a little more ashed over, a little more white.
Now, what these things are, this is actually an additional little contraption for barbecuers to start the coals without having to get the fire going.
Me personally, I like to start the fire in the grill because the grate that you put on the kettle is probably caked on with last barbecue, and you want the fire to burn off whatever the hell's on that grate.
And by the fire burning off what's on that grate, it's basically sterilizing the damn barbecue grill.
And once it does that, you go ahead and scrape off that goddamn grate, and you're ready to go.
So, I don't really like these things.
There's some guys that do.
I don't really get good heat on them.
This is going to be good and hot coals for about another five minutes.
All right, let's start throwing the coals here.
There he goes, throwing in those coals.
All right, now he's putting the grate.
Now, this is a new contraption.
Look, look, this contraption he throws on, this is not your traditional Weber kettle grate.
This is something else that you buy as an addition that'll give you those perfect char lines, especially that will give you those perfect char lines for Christ's sake.
Happy Baller Friday.
Love to show and to rock the night.
Check this doozy.
All right, I'll take it.
I'll check it out in just a second.
But yeah, this is a different type of grate that'll give you those char lines and it'll prevent things from sticking because there's a special spatula that you can buy with this contraption that'll help you scoop up whatever, whether it's a burger or steak, without it having to stick to the grate.
So, let's go ahead and see what that is.
Okay, I got the grill good and hot outside, and it's almost up to 500 degrees on that Weber.
Steaks have come up to room temp.
The seasoning's had time to work on just before they go on.
I like to give them one last little finishing seasoning.
This is where I use a coarse ground rub.
You can use a Montreal or any kind of steak rub you like.
I've got one that I've kind of came up with a recipe for, and I like it, so I've been going having pretty good luck with it on steaks.
And I don't want to go heavy, I just want to create a little crunch on it.
This is going to brown up by letting these steaks in there and letting the moisture kind of pull to the surface of them with the seasoning.
It's going to really help them to brown.
Well, this last little bit of seasoning is going to give them kind of a little crust flavor, and it's going to be really good.
Now, let's throw those on the grill.
So, we'll hit button.
Show them how it's done.
Just a little bit.
A little top coat.
Show them how it's done.
I'm just going to pick a good hot spot here.
I'm going to kind of put the steaks on at an angle.
Because after two minutes, I'm going to come back and I'm going to give them a little twist.
I'm going to create that restaurant look on them.
Get the lid back on.
This only takes two minutes and a twist, and then another two minutes and a twist.
Two minutes and a twist.
It's going to be real simple.
And then twist going.
Now, did you see his spatula?
Do you see his spatula?
They're in the same kind of direction as the grate.
That's why it's so easy to kind of pick up off this.
This is a very good thing to have if you got a Weber kettle.
See that?
Look at that.
Very easy.
This is how you barbecue a steak.
All right.
All right, two minutes.
Flip them.
Look at the char lines on this.
Oh, man.
Look at that.
Look at that shit.
Oh, notice I'm getting the lid back off the grill.
Look at those fucking char lines, baby.
You always want to get the lid back.
All right.
All right.
Gonna flip them.
Two minutes.
Look at that beautiful fucking ribeye.
And cooking ribeyes is that easy.
I mean, that is beautiful, dude.
That is.
All right, our time's up on these ribeyes.
We're shooting for a perfect medium rare temperature.
It took about eight minutes.
And Malcolm Reed, he'll cut them open.
We are.
He'll cut them open because he wants to show his worth.
That don't say Valentine's.
I love you.
I don't know what does.
You'll make somebody else.
Perfect grills like this.
That's a perfect stick.
That's time to let them rest for about five minutes.
Then we're going to put that.
We're going to dress these up, cut into them.
You know, I'm going to have to have some of that mushroom red wine sauce on these.
Yeah, he likes to put his sauces.
All right, these rib eyes have been rested for my guy.
Just fucking cut it open.
What we did to get them here was real simple, man.
We just took some good ribeyes.
These were blackheads choice ribeyes.
Good marbling in them.
Seasoned them with a little bit of that salt, pepper, garlic, AP seasoning of mine.
Let them hang out for about an hour so some of that moisture can start pulling into the surface and it'll kind of cause that steak to brown up.
Give us some of these beautiful marks that we got with our grill grapes.
Cooking technique was simple.
Two minutes, two minutes, flip, do the same thing.
Yeah, just tell you what he did.
Very simple.
There's nothing complex about it.
Let's look at him cut this.
You also hit him with a little bit of that or something by the half.
Look at this steak.
Y'all saw the barbecue pit boys or that fucking old fucking man that was like, hey, you can age your steak by putting fucking your steak in a paper towel and throw it in your damn refrigerator for a week.
Are you kidding me?
Watch this.
It looked like in the middle.
I'm just going to cut right into it.
Look at that mouse.
Oh, my God.
You see what I'm saying, folks?
Look at that pink middle right in there.
Look at that fucking pink middle.
Oh, my God.
I don't know what it is.
That's what that eight minutes gives you every single time.
I'm going right for a piece right here.
I can't stand it.
Yeah, he can't stand it.
Listen to that bloody steak, man.
That's what I'm talking about, man.
That is what I'm talking about.
Malcolm Reed.
You got hit with some of this mushroom ribeye?
I don't know about the mushroom sauce, but that looked like a great ribeye steak.
Thank you, Capitalist Chris, for requesting Malcolm Reed.
I do love this guy's channel.
I mean, nobody's paying me or asking me to promote his channel.
I am a follower of Malcolm Reed.
He's a great fucking griller.
Probably the premier griller out there on the circuit out here.
He's more of a Tennessee, he's a Tennessee barbecue guy.
But even though he's a Tennessee barbecue guy, a very, very good griller, very good smoker.
I'm telling you this.
That's some good stuff.
Especially when there are men a lot.
Art Hammond.
To my sweetheart girlfriend, I love you, babe.
I hope you enjoyed it.
Fucking girlfriend, shut up.
You ain't got a goddamn girlfriend.
What are you talking about?
You ain't got a goddamn.
You're plushie?
Huh?
Your body pillow?
Huh?
You're blow-up doll?
Get the hell out of here.
You got a girlfriend for Christ's sake.
Did her parents fucking trade her for you?
Did her parents go, okay, Ard Hammond?
We will give you the.
But we need at least about the five gold.
We need the five gold for our duty.
It's going to be even dear, Fred.
What is this?
Boomers pioneered EDM.
Your gen made Skrillex, Deadmouse, and all the rest possible.
You old tard.
Boomers didn't pioneer EDM, you son of a bitch.
All right, just sit there and shut up.
All right.
I mean, you want to know when the first effects from synthesizers were actually put into mainstream music?
Pink Floyd.
Pink fucking Floyd.
Now, did that sound like some bullshit Skrillex bullshit?
No.
It was some fucking deep ass music, man.
It was some kind of deep ass music where you fucking drop acid or you fucking take mushrooms and you start listening.
You start fucking, you know, welcome, my son.
Welcome to the machine.
I mean, fucking badass shit, man.
Trying to say boomers created fucking Skrillex.
Get the hell out of here.
All right.
Let's get to the next $18.66 bucker.
That was a good one there, Capitalist Chris.
I love Malcolm Reed.
He's a good fucking guy.
Belucifer again.
Belucifer, he said, fuck that last boomer barbecue video.
Gordon Ramsey Skillet Method00:03:28
He's talking about the barbecue pit boys.
Here, let a real chef show you how to make a perfect steak.
By the way, as a chef myself, this guy is my idol.
Oh, Lucifer's a chef, dude.
All right.
Well, cool, dude.
Oh, of course, dude.
It's fucking Gordon Ramsey.
It's Gordon Ramsey.
Is this the, I think this is the one where he puts a garlic in there, throws some thyme and shit, throw some butter, and he bastes the steak as it's cooking.
This is another way to cook a badass steak on the skrillet, on the skrillix, on the skillet.
You see, you got me saying that freaking idiot's name on the skillet.
Guide to cooking a perfect skillet.
This is a badass.
This is badass.
The secret here is to make sure they're ready to go.
Watch this.
And not boil it.
Season it first.
Beautifully done.
Get some nice large grains of pepper.
I mean, this is a good way to cook a steak.
I'm not shitting.
I mean, this is not barbecue.
This is skillet frying, but still, this is the way you do it.
Fridge 20 minutes before you actually start cooking them.
Cooking a steak that's stone cold in the center.
You're going to have to overcook it on the outside.
Pan's just started smoking.
Touch of oil in.
Roll that round.
And then just lay the steaks away.
Always away from you.
And let the pan do the work.
Yeah, let the pan do the work.
Then he's going to throw in a little chunk of butter.
It's a turning pan every time.
A nice sear.
Again, pair of tongs.
Turn it over very carefully.
Literally 30 seconds of the pan, you can see the colour.
Beautiful.
That layer of fat on the back of the sirloin.
You want to render that down as well.
That's it there.
So hit that into the pan.
Use the pan to your advantage.
Tilt the pan, let all that hot fat, olive oil run down the bat.
Get that fat in there.
Put a little bit of garlic in.
See, here's the garlic.
Throw the garlic in there.
Then you throw some butter.
Throw some thyme.
And you start basting the steak.
Turning every minute.
You got that nice even color.
And if you're turning your steaks every minute, it starts to cook evenly.
A little bit of thyme.
It's really nice.
This is a badass way to cook a steak.
Okay, you got thyme.
You got garlic in there.
He's throwing a little bit more grease.
Throw the butter.
Opposite the palm at the top.
Medium is there.
And well done is at the top of your wrist.
And now, I'm going to start off with my butter.
There it is, folks.
Look at all that butter.
Throw that butter in there.
And look, this is what happens.
You baste the steak as it's cooking.
Look at this.
That fried tea.
Baste the steak.
That garlic.
Nothing's burning.
And that's why we started off with olive oil.
You baste that steak.
You throw that garlic and thyme in there so it can mix.
And I'm telling you, this is a New York strip.
I have cooked this just like this.
Beautiful.
Whenever I have a New York strip and I'm going to skillet fry it, this is exactly what I do.
And I learned it from Gordon Ramsey as well.
Take a look at this.
Rare going on to medium rare.
I mean, that's probably delicious.
It's right.
I mean, are you kidding me?
That's Gordon Ramsey, for Christ's sake, man.
That guy knows how to cook.
I would strongly recommend anybody who wants to cook a steak on a skillet to cook it just like that.
It tastes great.
It tastes unbelievable.
All right, let's get to the next $18.66 bucker.
This one was requested by Geno X 1987.
Here it is.
Pete The Meat Puppet00:04:14
Geno X 1987 requested this son of a bitch.
So let's see what the hell Geno X 1987 requested.
Now, remember, Geno, for whatever reason, likes to request these really freak show kind of videos.
You know what I mean?
Like real kind of freaky kind of, I don't even know what to, I don't even know how to describe it.
So bear in mind, this may be a freak show video.
All right.
Viewer discretion is advised.
This is Geno X 1987.
Let's go ahead and play it.
The meat puppet, Pete the meat brother, comes me.
Some meat brother once was a butcher who lived on Gino.
What the fuck man day.
She built a little boy out of beef.
She sucked sausages and short ribs, a goose leg of lamb, made his face out of bacon and two hands out of hand.
Are you fucking kidding me, dude?
She fucking peeped the meat puppet.
She cradled him in her arms and then he suckled her teeth.
You see the live giving him breath.
And she was so freaked out that she got scared to death.
last word she said right before she died.
Be a good boy, Pete, and find that meat in the fly.
Oh, my God.
I mean, Gino, are you fucking kidding me, dude?
Here it comes.
Oh, my God.
Pete the meat puppet.
I got a job cleaning out urinals at the Circus Burger fast food chain.
The manager said, hey kid, I like your style.
You ever think about advertising.
And they made me the clown face mascot of the whole entire franchise and overnight I became a celebrity.
Are you fucking kidding me, man?
I have so much fortune.
Who wrote this?
Dumb trickazines?
Limousines, three kids make man and shit married me an ex-beauty queen, food and horns.
And what the fuck is requesting Cloudzack?
Hey Cloudzack, i'll play yours here.
Just a second, dude.
I mean what?
All of a sudden?
Uh, Pete the meat puppets fell off the wagon and started going off Keester, going to strip clubs drugging coking drinking, wagging my egg kept spinning round and round and then it all came around.
I really don't know how.
A sexy leaked up me.
Get freaky with a cow what, what the fuck?
I lost my job, I lost my kids.
Get freaky with a powder sausages and I was forced to walk the streets and sell my beefcake by this for sex.
Just make man's me.
And I said, oh well, what is next?
I got magazine worms in my purn, was forced to beg.
I got so hungry one night.
I This is fucking disgusting.
All right.
You know what, Gino?
Once again, you know how to freak out an audience.
You know how to, you know, just fuck.
I don't know what it is about you, man.
It's your fucking taste and shit.
You know what I mean?
It's your fucking taste and shit.
Gym Membership Fears00:02:06
All right.
After Pete the fucking meat puppet, I got to do me for a second.
I'm sorry.
All right.
I'm doing me for a second.
It's Baller Friday.
I'm wasting my weekends with you guys.
Not only am I going to have to do a damn show tonight, all right?
I'm going to have to do a goddamn Saturday Night Troll show tomorrow because y'all expect it, etc.
Yeah, ghost.
Come on.
We want another Saturday Night Troll show.
Come on, ghost.
While you're fucking subjecting me to shit like fucking Pete the meat puppet.
All right, give me my goddamn drink.
Oh man.
Oh, all right, all right.
I've only drank two beers.
It's already 11.43.
You know what time it is, right?
Everybody out there knows what time it is.
It's time for more beer.
Goddamn right, baby.
Goddamn right.
All right, let's go ahead and do this, boy.
Let's go ahead and crack open another beer.
All right, crack open another beer.
And listen, I'm only drinking beer during the shows.
I'm not drinking beer when there's no show anymore.
All right.
I'm not joking around.
All right, I got to get into some shape.
You know, I was thinking about getting myself one of those gym memberships, but I'm afraid that there's a lot of homosexuals out there.
And, you know, they're going to, you know, want to, I don't know.
Yeah, who knows?
I don't want to see two guys bucking each other in the fucking tailpipe in the locker rooms at a goddamn gym.
I just don't want to do that.
So I think what I'm going to do is I think I'm going to order me a goddamn weight bench or some kind of a fucking Boflex or some kind of bullshit like that.
I think that's what I'm going to do.
And I'm going to start working out.
All right.
That's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to start working out for Christ's sake.
And I want to start looking a little buff out here.
So just in case I'm dox, I'm going right after that MILF market, baby.
Homosexuals In Locker Rooms00:04:08
All right.
I'm going right after that MILF market.
All right.
Anyway, let me go ahead and that doesn't happen in gyms.
What are you talking about?
Hey, dude, are you shitting me?
Dude, dude, that happens in all gyms.
Okay.
Every dude that says, hey, I got to go to the gym and work out.
99% of them are going to the locker room.
They're going to the showers.
And they're looking for some gay sex.
Okay.
And the more muscle head they are, the more they want it in the ass.
I'm not joking.
I'm not kidding.
This is not a joke.
I'm just saying the truth.
I'm just saying the truth, okay?
Anyway, I'm thinking about getting my own home gym.
I'm not worried about it.
All right.
I'm not worried about it.
I want to fucking be able to pump my own iron.
I don't want some muscle-bound fucking meathead going, hey, you want me to spot you?
You want me to spot you over here?
Yeah, fucking you want to spot me you want to fucking never mind Anyway, let's move on.
All right, who else do we have here for Christ's sake?
We had Geno X1987's the next one.
Oh, Ard Hammond.
Once again.
Ard Hammond, once again.
He didn't even say anything on this one.
So let's see what the hell Ard Hammond requested for $18.66 bucker up in here.
The fuck is this?
Put the PC shot on.
What is this, Art Hammond?
What is this?
Oh, I don't like watching these, man.
These are sad.
Look at it.
The pupper recognizes him.
Oh.
Aw, dude.
Come on.
Look at that pupper.
He loves him.
Look at that.
He missed him like hell.
Look at that pupper.
Oh, man, dude.
That's just.
That's what I'm telling you.
That's what I love about dogs, dude.
Dogs love you more than they love themselves, dude.
Not even joking, man.
Dogs love you more than they love themselves.
Oh, man.
Oh, that's horrible.
Look at that dog.
Man, what a way to harsh the mellow.
What a way to harsh the mellow, Art Hammond.
Try swimming for cardio.
Low impact, complete body workout.
Besides, you get to wear a speedo.
I'm not wearing no fucking speedo, Norx Brony.
Oh, look at that dog.
He's just crying.
Look at him.
It hits me in the feels, alright?
It hits me in the feels, for Christ's sake.
Hey, what's up with this dog in the cage over here?
Why don't you let that dog out?
Oh, look at that, man.
All right.
Hitting me right in the feels here, dude.
Oh, my God.
Oh, man.
Man, I'm telling you.
I'm telling you right now, man.
That's why I love dogs.
Because dogs love you more than they love themselves.
What a great video.
It hits me right in the feels.
let me just keep drinking ah yeah real real funny aren't him and that's That's a good way to just harsh the mellow right there, dude.
Harsh in the goddamn mellow.
All right, let's go to the next $18.66 bucker.
That was actually a sweet video.
It's just hits you right in the feels there, dude.
It's making my heart weak.
Anyway, the next video is Five Minutes of Fame.
Happy Baller Friday.
Love the show.
Fruiting Pantera Songs00:15:03
And to rock the night, check this doozy.
All right.
Well, what's this?
This was requested by Five Minutes of Fame.
So let's see what the hell the...
Oh, no.
Another po...
Another musical blasphemy, dude.
Another musical blasphemy.
Pantara and David Bowie.
This is actually a good song, but they're mixing it with Pantara.
I'll see you hat tomorrow.
Come on, dude.
Or I'll walk the place today Come on!
I really hate these fucking mashups, especially with Pantera And shut up in the chat room.
It's on an improvement.
Fuck you.
RIP Dynamag.
But you can't cross the kingdom.
Fuck you in the chat room saying it's an improvement.
They fruited up Pantera!
They're fruiting up Pantera, man!
Jesus Christ.
Fucking fruiting up Pantera, for Christ's sake.
I mean, this is horrible, man.
Come on, man.
I'll steal my guns out of my hands.
Take care of me.
Fucking fruit shot, dude.
Cause you know where I come from.
Oh, Christ.
You've worked your world of nerves.
What's your name?
Can't be what you rattles on.
Can't leave that scrap.
All right, I've had enough of this, dude.
I can't take this shit.
You place your sterile.
All right, I've had enough.
Turn this shit off.
Are you fucking kidding me, man?
Listen, stop doing this to me with Pantera, dude.
Seriously.
Stop doing this shit with me for Pantera.
I'm fucking tired of this shit, okay?
Okay, great.
You don't like Pan Terra.
You don't like Pan Tough shit.
All right.
Don't come over here and rub it in my fucking face, man.
All right?
You fucking son of a bitch.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Give me my goddamn drink.
All right.
I'm doing me right now again since you sons of bitches are going to keep fucking doing shit like this.
All right.
Fucking up my baller Friday.
Fucking up episode 103.
Jesus Christ.
103 episodes of this crap.
Hey, look, hey, fucking Not Keem Scare.
Shut your stupid, nerdy, fucking man-child ass up, you piece of shit.
Don't tell me to hurry up.
Just sit there and play with your cauliflowered cock and shut your mouth.
Give me my goddamn drink.
All right, I gotta break out the tobacco, dude.
I'm sorry.
I gotta break out the fucking tobacco.
I gotta break out the fucking tobacco.
Give me my fucking pipe.
Give me my pipe.
All right.
All right, I gotta fucking empty this pipe here.
All right, emptying the pipe.
I'm smoking tobacco up in this son of a bitch.
All right.
And all of you clocking me, fuck you.
You're lucky I'm still even here wasting my Friday night with you fucking Nimrods.
All right.
You're lucky I'm even here with you pause holes and you phallic fluffers and you belch breathers.
You're lucky I'm still even here.
So shut up.
Give me my bag of fucking tobacco.
Excuse me.
Jesus Christ.
And listen to this.
Listen to this.
Listen to this break.
I'm going to break it off.
Listen, listen.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
All right.
I'm doing me here for five minutes.
Everybody shut the fuck up.
All of you people flapping your fat Dorito stained fingers on the keyboard, talking garbage to me in the chat room.
Shut the fuck up.
All right.
Wheels of redemption, shut the fuck up.
Apathetic mystery.
Shut the fuck up.
Hambone movement, shut the fuck up.
All right?
You piece of shit.
Blanigers, shut the fuck up.
Impeached Ghost, shut the fuck up.
Bond Dayton, shut the fuck up.
Piece of shit.
Tired of you fucking pieces of shit.
Shut up, Bonzie buddy, you piece of crap.
All of you, shut the fuck up.
All right.
Don't fucking clap moonman president.
Shut your goddamn ass.
Fucking piece of shit.
Give me my goddamn smoke.
All right, I'm smoking tobacco.
That's all you fuckers need to know.
All right.
All right.
Let me go ahead and smoke some tobacco here.
Hold on.
Here, let me catch my breath really fast.
All right.
Alright, here we go.
You gotta hold it in and let it hit the brain, dude.
Oh, my God.
Oh, shit.
Oh, oh, my God.
Oh, God.
I don't know what it is, dude.
Every fucking time I take that first hit of tobacco, I got mucus coming out of my orifices, for Christ's sake.
Where's the tissue?
Where's the goddamn tissue for Christ's sake?
All right, please excuse me, folks.
Oh, shit.
All right.
Oh, God.
All right.
Hey, and fuck you in the chat room saying June nose.
What the fuck does that mean?
Fucking Jew nose, you son of a bitch.
Huh?
Is that implying I got a big fucking nostril or something?
Y'all implying that I got big fucking nostrils?
If that's what y'all think, why don't y'all keep me away from your cocaine?
All right.
I'm just joking.
I don't do cocaine.
All right.
I don't do cocaine.
I just like smelling it a lot.
It's all good.
Let me go ahead and take a drink.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
All right.
Let me go ahead one more time, folks.
One more time.
I'm going to smoke some tobacco.
I don't do cocaine, idiots.
I'm just joking.
All right.
Just smell it every now and then.
It smells good.
All right.
Here we go.
One more, one more, one more.
Got a hold of it and let it hit the brain, dude.
Oh, fucking shit.
Oh, my God.
And hey, assholes, I got a clean screen here, dude.
I've got a clean screen here.
That's why I'm coughing a little bit, all right?
Excuse the fuck out of me.
All right, I got to blow my nose again.
Excuse me.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
I have you, nose.
I haves you, nose.
What the fuck the hell does that mean?
All right, Jesus Christ.
I have you, nose.
I don't know what the fuck that means, man.
All right.
All right.
How many more of these $18.66 buckers?
We got one, two, three.
Hey, we got three more.
Okay, so look.
What I'm going to do here is I'm going to take a couple more toques from the tobacco.
Excuse me.
Jesus Christ.
And then I'm going to give me another goddamn shot at another beer.
We're going to move on with these $18.66 buckers.
And I guess we'll move on to the rest of the broadcast.
Some forum shout-outs, some radio graffiti, etc., okay?
And by the way, tomorrow we are going to have the Saturday Night Troll Show tomorrow.
The same place, but at 9 p.m. Central Standard Time tomorrow, live on Saturday Night Troll Show.
All right, that's what we're going to be doing here, okay?
And shut up.
Don't clock me, you fucking dickheads, all right?
I'm drinking.
I'm smoking here, okay?
I'm fucking, I'm doing me.
This is what I'd be doing right now if I was at a bar.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, I wish I was at a bar.
I mean, I'm fucking wasting my weekends with you fucking people.
I mean, I could be right now at a goddamn bar.
What is this?
Gate off honkler?
I got your gate off honkler, whoever the fucking donated that two bucks.
I could be right now at Twin Peaks, okay, watching sports all over the fucking screens all over the place, okay?
Getting 32-ounce beers that are served in ice-cold mugs at 29 degrees.
I could be eating some ghost pepper wings and having it all served by a piece of ass that's 20 years old.
Instead, I'm fucking around here doing this horse shit.
So, yeah, I don't know what the fuck's wrong with me, man.
I don't know what the hell's wrong with me.
Anyway, cheers to all the people that are true listeners to the broadcast.
And I'm talking about true listeners to the broadcast.
I'm not talking about you people that want to see me dead.
All right, that talk about me, that talk about my family, that fucking, you know, all you people are sick, dude, all right?
All you people, I'm talking about my real fans, okay?
I'm talking about my real fans.
Hey, let me go ahead and finish this beer and open up another one.
All right, here, cheers.
All right, you know what time it is, right, boys?
You know what time it is?
It's Friday night.
It's Baller Friday, episode 103.
It's time for more beer.
You're goddamn right, boys.
More fucking beer, all right?
More fucking beer.
Somebody's asking, you have real fans?
The fuck you talking about, man?
You know, I used to be somebody before you trolls came along and started fucking making me a laughing stock of the internet, you piece of shit.
All right?
I used to be sought after by tens of thousands of people throughout the world for the financial insight, for the political and social commentary, you dicks.
And then you troll terrorists came along.
And now I'm a laughing stock of the internet, for Christ's sake, man.
I'm a laughing fucking stock for the internet.
That's why nobody wants to be interviewed, Miami.
Dude, I have been trying to get an interview with anybody, okay, to come on this show.
And nobody wants to come on this show because they think that the community that I represent is, quote, toxic.
Well, we would love to have you interview this such and such, but you have such a very toxic community.
And we don't want to have that type of attention on our, I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
You don't know how many times I've been told that, all right, by representatives of people that I've been trying to, I've been trying to get here.
And no, no, I'm going to get Styx, all right?
But Styx has got his own problems.
I don't know if you've been seeing Styx.
He's got his own troll terrorist problem, unfortunately.
Yeah, boo-hoo.
Fuck you, whoever wrote boo-hoo.
Styx, unfortunately, has got his own problems.
I don't know if you heard.
Styx Hexon Hammer has got trolls of his own that are trying to get him divorced.
He recently got married.
I mean, you can tell that Styx has been listening to Ghost for a long time.
He said, you know what?
I'm not going to marry these stuck-up, disgusting, feminist whores in America.
I'm importing my woman.
And that's exactly what he did.
That's exactly what he did.
Styx imported a woman into the United States, and there are trolls that are not only trying to get him divorced from his wife, they're trying to get his wife fucking deported.
They're trying to get his wife deported.
I'm not even joking around, man, because I don't know.
I guess Styx, I didn't realize Sticks was banging so many broads, but apparently Sticks banged a few broads, and they're a little upset that, you know, he didn't stay with them and whatever.
And, you know, he went and got this mail order bride.
It wasn't a mail order bride.
I think they were talking on the internet for a long time, but whatever, all right?
Imported this broad, and now they're trying to like get her deported.
It's fucked up, dude.
Whatever is happening to Styx is fucked up.
So I don't think, I mean, I would love to have Styx on here.
As a matter of fact, I respect Sticks.
I think Styx is a man, one of very few people that are, I believe he's a millennial, but one of very few people that are millennial aged that is a true intellectual.
I mean, I'm talking a true intellectual.
I'm not even joking.
I mean, there's only a very few amount of people that you can kind of, that you can kind of bestow that intellectual title on.
And I think Styx is definitely one of them, dude.
So anyway, let me open up another beer here.
Jesus Christ, man, that weed's still getting to me.
I mean, I'm sorry, the fucking tobacco.
The tobacco!
Shit!
Type port to deport Mrs. Ghost.
Fuck!
Oh, fuck.
Freudian Slip About Weed00:07:28
Shut up about deporting Mrs. Ghost.
Listen, I'm sorry.
That was a slip.
That was a Freudian slip.
I am not smoking any illegal substance.
I am smoking tobacco, and that's what I'm doing.
I'm sorry.
It was just, it was a Freudian slip.
I'm watching all these idiots fucking chat all kinds of bullshit.
It just, it's a Freudian slip.
I'm smoking tobacco.
I am not smoking anything illegal.
No matter what you fucking idiots think, all right?
Ghost likes to pork Mexicans.
I don't know.
Where the hell did that come from?
Well, because I live in San Antonio?
I mean, look, I got a wife already, but let me put it to you like this, okay?
When I was single, okay, I didn't discriminate when it came to women, okay?
So if the woman looked good and she looked very, very attractive, I would obviously consider her for a sexual partner.
You know, what Greta Thunberg listens to after Sperging.
Oh, well, yeah, Greta Thunberg.
Yeah, let's not even talk about that.
This is a perfect example of why we should never take children seriously ever, ever.
But I'm not discriminating.
No, I want to be honest with you.
I never was with a black woman.
Was never with a black woman.
But probably, if I recollect correctly, and I go through my spank bank of all the times that I've conducted coitus in my lifetime, I could pretty much say I was pretty diversified when it came to slipping the sausage.
You know?
What is this?
Ghost, you shouldn't be smoking weed unless your first name is Snoop and your last name is Doc.
All right.
Oh, shut up, all right.
Fuck Snoop Dogg, all right?
Snoop Dogg Killer, baby, all right?
Somebody needs to pop a cap in that fool's ass.
I'm not even joking around.
Hey, hey, rappers, you gangster rappers out there, you want to make a name for yourself right there, dude.
Snoop dog and dog, all right?
But anyway, look, no, no, buy confirm.
I'd never, dude, I'm not, dude, I don't go there, okay?
All right.
I know you assholes, you like to, you know, pretend that you're latent homosexuals and joke about it.
When I talk about homosexuality, it is in that jest.
It is in that joking arena is why I talk about it.
I'm not sitting here trying to suggest that you all should just go out and, you know, surprise butt sex.
I'm not saying that at all.
But I have done extensive research into the gay community because as I've stated, folks, if I ever have to debate a gay, okay, if I ever have to debate a gay, I want to make sure that he can't say, well, you don't know what it's like to be gay.
You don't know exactly what we go through, okay?
And I'm going to be like, I do, you fruiter.
I do.
I know that for whatever reason, you don't take your lives very seriously.
I mean, even though AIDS is rampant amongst gay, specifically gay men, you refuse to wear condoms.
You refuse to take precautions necessary to prevent yourself from getting such things.
And it's mind-boggling to me.
It's like, if you want my opinion, and I have been around gay people for a long time, folks, okay?
All right.
I used to live in Austin, Texas, baby.
Fucking Leslie Cochran, which was a fucking Foo Man Chu sporting drag queen that kicked it on 6th Street.
He is a real buy on guys.
Bye, guys.
Fuck off, asshole, bipartisan ghost, all right?
Leslie Cochran was a fucking Fu Man Chu fucking drag queen that kicked it on 6th Street, actually ran for mayor of Austin.
Okay, so I've been around some fucking gay people around here, and in my personal opinion, it seems to me that they are somewhat of a death cult.
And death to them means nothing.
Have you ever seen a very popular gay die of HIV AIDS?
I mean, all the supposed slay girl and all those friends that accommodated that little gay lifestyle for this person, they're never there at the funeral.
And if they are, they go from the funeral to the gay club like that.
Like it's no big deal.
All right, they go right from the funeral to the gay club doing the ketamine and the methamphetamine and all that other shit.
It's fucking disgusting, dude.
So anyway, don't come at me, all right?
I have extensive research on the gays.
All right, I know gays, okay?
All right, and by the way, the sign on my ass says do not enter.
So if you're suggesting that, you know, the reason I know about gays is because I conducted myself in that, you're a goddamn piece of trash.
I mean, all you got to do is just take a look at the modern day TV shows.
All you got to do is look at the internets.
All you have to do is read BuzzFeed and Vox for fuck's sake.
All right?
That's all you got to do.
I mean, there was a goddamn, I think it was a Huffington Post is another one.
There was a Huffington Post article about some gay that wrote for the Huffington Post.
And I swear to God, I'm paraphrasing the title, but it said something like this.
I got stomach parasites from Reming.
I can't be the only one.
Huh?
How do you like that?
On Huffington Post!
I'm not joking.
I'm not joking.
I've got stomach parasites from rimming.
I know I'm not the only one.
And it was about this fucking gay who's like, I like licking an asshole.
And I think it's very erotic.
And unfortunately, my fetish of licking assholes has gotten me.
I mean, you understand what I'm saying?
Oh, God.
All right.
I'm just saying, folks, okay?
I read that article and I couldn't believe it.
All right.
All right, look.
Hey, Wheels of Redemption.
There it is.
There it is.
He just posted it.
I've contacted my third gastrointestinal parasite from rimming.
I can't be the only gay man suffering.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying, for heaven's sake.
All right.
All right.
Hold on.
Let's move on.
All right.
I got to get to a couple more.
Actually, a few more 18 buckers and $18.66 buckers here.
Let's go ahead and go to Ard Hammond.
We're back to Art Hammond again, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, Ard Hammond.
Art Hammond here is, and look, people are like, well, what about licking women's assholes?
Writing Songs For Kids00:08:53
Look, look, let me just put it to you like this.
All right.
A good woman is like a good bar, okay?
Liquor in the front, poker in the back.
It's as simple as that.
All right.
It's as simple as that.
I don't know what y'all are talking about about licking asses.
I don't know what y'all are talking about.
But like I said, that's what a good woman is: a good bar.
Liquor in the front, poker in the back, baby.
All right.
All right.
Where's my beer for Christ's sake?
Where are we?
Oh, yeah.
Art Hammond.
Fucking Art Hammond, McKinney, for Christ's sake.
What do we got here?
He says, to my sweetheart girlfriend.
You don't got a fucking girlfriend, Art Hammond.
He said, I love you, babe.
I hope you enjoy this.
What the hell are you talking about, Art Hammond?
Anything?
Hold on.
This is a fucking.
Why are you doing this?
Wait, hold on.
Art Hammond, didn't you just didn't you just fucking donate that fucking pupper that saw his master hadn't seen him in a long time and was crying and shit?
And now you request this, Art Hammond man 93 years old sings to his dying wife.
Damn your sweetheart.
I always was your sweetheart.
Yep.
I was your best lover.
I don't know how many others you had, but I was the best.
Oh, I know.
Oh, man, this is hard, dude.
This is hard.
She said she loved this.
This is life, right?
I love you too much.
Behave yourself, she said.
I'm always good.
Why are you doing this, Art Hammond?
Look, everybody, everybody's already like, oh, this is horrible.
This is sad.
It's sad.
It's life.
Okay.
We're born to die.
This is your song.
Behave yourself, she says.
Oh, you are out there.
So, I'm in.
One more time.
Oh, I care if I try.
I still couldn't hide.
My love for you, you doesn't know.
People want me to skip this over here.
Hey, man, look, let's be honest.
I know this is a little sad here.
Let's just go ahead and we've already played it for two minutes, but this is life.
And you know, I know I sit here and talk to you guys about, hey, you got to go out there.
You got to soil your oats.
You got to do this and that.
I mean, that's just so that you can get acquainted with what the understanding is of being mature when you have yourself a wife that spends her life and your life together with, I mean, 93 years old.
I'm sure that's a long life.
But that's going to happen to all of us.
And you don't want to die alone.
So anyway, cheers to everybody out there.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
I like to do things that others don't expect.
Ghost.
Sometimes I make y'all laugh.
Sometimes I make you cringe.
Sometimes I make you feel.
You'll never know what I'll do next.
Well, you know, that was definitely hitting everybody in the fields.
Everybody out there is like, oh man, this is horrible.
Skip it, ghost, etc.
But I'd like to think that when I'm at my deathbed at that particular time, whether Mrs. Ghost is with me or not, I'd like to think about those things that make life life.
None of this bullshit that we all try to put on this facade.
You know, many of us online, that's what we do.
We put on a facade.
We talk a bunch of shit to each other.
We try to be edgy.
We try to do this and that.
I mean, in the end, folks, at the end of your life, you don't want to be alone, dude.
Anyway, let's move on.
All right.
That's let's that's everybody's probably a little emotional.
I don't blame you for that.
You got to be a heartless bastard if you didn't find some level of emotion in that.
So let's move on.
All right.
That was actually beautiful as well.
I just think it I always say that time is the ultimate magician.
Let's go to the next $18.66 bucker.
This is by Boomers Pioneered EDM.
Okay.
All right.
What is this?
FYI, he's waiting until she passes so he can slip it to her one more time while she's... Jesus Christ.
You see, this fucking edgy shit.
This is what I'm talking about.
I want to be edgy, dude.
I'm going to be edgy.
Yeah, okay.
So anyway, here we go.
Let's get to we got Boomers Pioneered EDM.
Okay, look at this.
Let's see what the fuck you're talking about.
What?
Craft work?
You fucking...
I would like you all to realize, though, okay?
I would like you all to realize that even though you're trying to put this on the boomers here, 1981, this is not America, okay?
This is fruity ass Europe.
Take a look at Europe today.
It's all I gotta say.
Take a look at Europe today.
Jesus Christ, are you shitting me?
Man, this is pretty bad, dude.
This is like taking eight bits.
This is like fucking writing a song up a Yamaha, like, kid people.
I get where it's going here.
Don't get me wrong, I get where it's going, but this just, I mean, first of all, I don't understand the fucking immigrant language that they're saying, but.
I mean, first of all, I don't understand the fucking immigrant language that you're saying, but...
Pocket calculator.
Per il nostro finale, il sound elettronico dei Kraftwerks.
I mean, you know, okay, 1981.
Listen.
I'll give you some credit that they were using different sounds and shit, you know, to try to create, I guess, EDM, but, you know, I guess you could consider this EDM, right?
This is like a Casio fucking calculator with a Yamaha keyboard and some asshole beating a fucking, like, a tin can of fucking Camel soup.
And this is a song.
Sexual Maturity And Boundaries00:03:06
You know what I'm saying?
Concord.
Seems to be more.
We follow more.
Concord.
I think we've had enough of this.
All right.
All right.
That's interesting.
I wouldn't put it on boomers.
Remember, you cannot, you cannot incorporate boomers with the rest of the world.
That's an American thing.
It's an American culture to be a boomer.
All right.
That's an American thing.
While you're out soiling your oats, Ghost will be in his trailer soiling his wheelchair.
Yeah, fuck off.
All right, asshole.
I'm not saying that everybody should go out and be a player or whatever the case might be, but the point I'm trying to make is that everybody should enjoy their lives so that when you finally find somebody, you can have a lasting relationship like the one we just saw that was very sad with the old couple, the old man singing to his dying wife.
You can have that type of relationship and be mature enough to realize that, hey, you know, there's more to life than slipping your cock into things.
You know what I mean?
That's all I'm trying to say.
I mean, you have to be sexual mature.
And how do you get sexually mature?
Well, you go out and you soil your oats.
I mean, same with women, although women can't be as vocal about it.
You got to be on the down low about opening the legs and making sure that he doesn't ejaculate and, you know, et cetera.
But that's the point.
I mean, we did it when we were fucking in the 70s and the 80s.
Dude, there was so much sex happening in the 70s and the 80s.
It would make you fucking, it would just make you want to do a school shooting or something because you wouldn't believe how easy it was to get women.
And I say, I mean that as a joke.
I don't mean that literally, okay?
I mean that as a joke.
But I'm not joke, but I'm not kidding around.
I mean, there were so many women that were out there that were very free with themselves.
I'm joking.
Stop fucking sitting here fucking making a big deal out of it.
It's a joke.
Good God, dude.
Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is there were so many women out there, dude, like in the 80s and the 70s.
They were literally liberated in the point where they felt like, hey, guys can go out and be sexually promiscuous.
We can be sexually promiscuous.
Guys can go out and meet people and have casual sexual liaisons.
We can do the same thing.
So as a result, that's why, you know, it was very, very sexual back then.
Unfortunately, I don't know what the fuck happened to society.
I don't think that it should have been as sexually open as it was back then, but it was.
But where we are now, where you have young men out there that are afraid to go up to women because they're afraid to get a charge of sexual harassment, sexual abuse.
Trump Derangement Syndrome00:08:02
I mean, they're this scared.
I've talked to these young gentlemen, man.
That's why they're not going up to these chicks.
And I think it's sad, man.
I think it's completely sad.
And that's why I think at this point in time, what should be a revolutionary thought is pushing the boundaries, pushing the boundaries of speech.
You know, like I did with the fucking joke about the fucking school shooting, pushing the boundaries of speech, pushing the boundaries of knowledge, pushing the boundaries of everything.
That's what the Americana thing is to do.
That's why we have the freedoms to do so.
We shouldn't be constricting ourselves.
We shouldn't be sitting here saying, oh, well, we have to have limited free speech.
We have to regulate speech.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Many, many of them.
God bless the troops that risk there.
Oh, come on, dude.
All right.
Come on.
All right.
We're almost done here.
And then you throw a couple more on here.
We're almost done.
Anyway, that's all I'm simply stating, folks, is that, you know, you need to live your life in a positive way.
But at the same time, you need to understand that the current conditions that is society for young people is not right.
And what people need to realize is that's what Trump is trying to expose with his presidency: the hypocrisy of the left.
The left doesn't care about this country.
Rights don't come from government, but it doesn't come from God either.
They are tools for taking rights away.
Oh, give me a second.
Only rights we have come from private gun ownership.
Without it, we only have privileges.
Well, that's not true.
Okay, I agree to that.
But at the same time, exover maniac, you have to have a populace that is understanding enough to realize that the whole reason why they can protest, the whole reason why they can piss and moan, the whole reason why they can be fucking millennials and be under the skirt of mommy at 35 years old playing video games is because of that constitution.
Because of America and its might.
Because of these things that these fucking people take for granted.
And that's why I'm telling you, I think it's sad that the Democratic Party, the way it is, is actually considered American party.
They are an anti-American party.
They hate this country.
I mean, it'd be one thing if these folks had the same vested interest as us on the right.
Us on the right, we want to make America great again.
I can't believe what's happening to the right wing.
You know that there was a group of people, and I said this on the last show, of Trump supporters that went into LA into Skid Row and cleaned that shit out of their own free will while these liberals are out here protesting and leaving dirty signs on the floor and turning occupied areas into biohazard rape zones and all this other shit.
Here you have folks that are right wing that are going and trying to make America great again.
I mean, this is what we need to focus on, man.
And that's what Trump is all about.
I can't believe you fucking people that hate Trump so much.
You people are mindless idiots.
You're lemmings.
Why the fuck would you hate this man?
What the fuck has he done?
He hasn't done shit.
Every time you throw a microphone in these idiots' faces and ask them, why don't you like Trump?
Why don't you like Trump?
Ah, he said, grab him by the pussy.
Even though you got Bernie Sanders over here, and I posted that article on Ghost.report, Bernie Sanders wrote about rape.
He had rape fantasy stories that he wrote about.
I mean, Bernie Sanders is pro-rape.
And I cannot believe that these stupid little fucking red herrings that are driving people to be just completely irrational against this president, how are you are, how can you be disliking this president?
We have the greatest economy in American history, man.
There are more jobs in America than there are people looking for jobs.
I mean, we've got housing going through the roof because everybody's buying a house because people are making money.
And we have a fucking stock market that's 26,000, 27,000 points because people are making money.
They're investing.
I mean, how in the hell can you people sit here and suggest that our president right now is nothing else but Americana?
He has no self-vested interest in doing this.
Donald Trump lost billions of dollars running for president.
He funded his own campaign in 2016.
He's having to pay for all these bullshit fucking attorneys for all these lawsuits and all this bullshit committee crap that they're doing in the Democratically dominated House.
All this crap.
And the reason he's doing it because he loves this country.
He wanted to take the country away.
And I'm serious when I say this, folks.
He wanted to take the country away from that criminal organization that we call Washington, D.C., and put it back in the people's hands.
But we, the people, have to be well informed because remember, this government is a government made for the people and by the people.
But if the people are a bunch of idiots and they're just listening to what some idiot talking head is saying on the internet or saying on the TV, or they're just some idiot that wants to be a part of a crowd.
Because that's really what most of this shit is, folks.
Group dynamics.
Group dynamics.
While we're on the Bernie rape topic, can we also mention how Bernie wrote about males fantasizing about the thought what I believe was a 14-year-old getting gang?
Yep.
Yep, I know.
How would he get that outlandish idea from other than from himself?
Mike, hey, Mike Hawking's exactly right.
That's why I wrote the article.
Because in the article, I say this, Mike, okay?
That back in 2015, when he first ran, or he announced that he was running for president, Bernie Sanders, when he announced he was running for president, you had mainstream articles finding these sick rapist fanfics that he wrote publicly.
And they tried to ask him, hey, what the hell is this about?
And he's like, I can't believe that you're taking something that someone wrote 30 years ago and trying to ask them about it now.
How dare you?
And that's what he said about it.
And meanwhile, his staff tried to, you know, brush it off.
Bernie Sanders' staff said that it was nothing more than black satire.
That's all it was.
It was dark satire.
Meanwhile, the same staff that justified the rape fucking fictions from Bernie Sanders a year later, that same staff that covered Bernie Sanders and his rape fantasies, a year later in 2016, they're accused of sexual abuse and sexual harassment.
So I say in the article, had they stopped Bernie from running in 2015 with these disgusting fanfics, we would have not have seen women victimized in 2016 when Bernie was running for president by the staff that was trying to hide the rape fanfics for their boss.
So I'm just saying, dude, you know, I'm just saying, but for whatever reason, for whatever reason, orange man bad.
You know, this is a Trump derangement syndrome.
I'm starting to really believe it now.
And I think it's fucking sad.
I mean, there's not been a more Americana president in this fucking country in my lifetime.
I mean, you may have to go back to the founding fathers to think of a more Americana president.
I mean, everything he's done has been for this country.
Orange Man Bad Beliefs00:02:43
Fucking unappreciative idiots, dude.
I can't believe this.
And it's group dynamics.
It's losers that have no friends.
They're all alone.
They believe this bullshit that the liberals were telling them.
They're all a bunch of chopped, short-haired, blue-haired bulldykes, or they're a bunch of soy boys.
And as a result, you know, they're alone and they need some friends.
They need something to do.
And that's why whenever you see a woman's march, who's also with the woman?
The gays.
When you see these protests for environmentalism or when you see these protests against Trump, it's the same fucking loser characters that are probably collecting Social Security because they got the AIDS or they're getting child support from children that they can anyone say Trump should go to jail for talking to the Ukraine, but Joe Biden can get away with threatening to cut foreign aid to Ukraine if they didn't.
I tried to say that at the beginning of this show.
Hey, jail for Joe, you're exactly right.
I tried to say that at the beginning of this show, but these fucking bastards that are in the chat room decided that it wasn't fucking, they didn't give a shit.
You know what I mean?
And that's the political landscape we're playing in there, Jail for Joe.
Okay?
We're playing a political landscape to where these people that are living in this country think, ah, I don't care.
As long as I'm under my mom's skirt and I can play video games, I don't really give a shit.
I mean, do you understand, you fucking idiots?
I mean, this is a government made for the people and by the people, and you need to be properly informed so you can understand that you're not being manipulated by a bunch of morons that just want to take over the country so that they can redesign society as they see fit.
Jesus Christ, man.
Trump 2020, that's all there is to it.
And jail for Joe Biden and his son.
Let's put it that way.
How about that?
Jail for Joe Biden and his son.
Where did the 1.6 million go, Joe Biden?
Fucking asshole.
All right, let's get to the next $18.66 bucker up in here.
Ah, Jesus.
Another damn ad by St. Jude.
Where's the cure?
You guys have been doing this whole bullshit fucking advertising campaign since the 80s.
The problem with leftards is they are incapable of detecting nuance in the English language.
Yeah.
All those feminazis who got mad at Trump because of his grab em by the pussy comment failed to see he was speaking metaphorically.
You fucking idiots.
The Future Of Humanity00:02:48
Well, not just speaking metaphorically.
It was like locker room talk.
It's what dudes talk about.
I hate to break it to you folks, but dudes that are out there banging chicks, I mean, occasionally, like, yeah, I had this broad the other day, right?
And she let me do anything I wanted to.
Are you kidding me?
I stuck my finger up her ass and she said, oh, and was tickled by, you know what I mean?
I mean, that's what they talk about.
All right?
They're not out here on their own accord by themselves writing rape stories and submitting them so that they can get a couple of bucks because they don't have a fucking job like Bernie Sanders, all right?
Come on, dude.
All right, that's enough.
All right.
Oh, ghost, Obama PC.
That's enough.
All right, let's get to CloudZach.
CloudZach requested this $18.66 bucker, and I think I like it.
Take a look at this.
Take a look at this.
Welcome to the machine, huh?
And I think everybody should be really concerned about artificial intelligence.
Because the reason that these companies are trying to rapidly facilitate artificial intelligence, because then we need no more human intelligence.
We don't need Einsteins and Hawking and these so-called geniuses out here to facilitate technology and science.
The AIs will do it.
And they'll do it at a more rapid pace than the human mind could even ever understand.
Then we get into areas where the machine, the AI machine, is the only one that knows the technology it creates.
And human beings are the equivalent of a cow, of a sheep.
That's the future of humanity.
So welcome to the machine, huh?
Welcome to the machine.
Hold on, hold on.
I got to hear what Khabib said.
We'll smash these robots faster than the Jews.
Number one, easy fight.
I don't know about that, dude.
I mean, you know, AI, once it starts developing, once it starts developing all these technologies that are far beyond the comprehension of man, I think it's going to be a little difficult for you to smash them.
I mean, have you ever heard about nanotechnology?
Nano-robots?
I mean, these are robots that are the size of a biological cell that you can program.
And that's just the beginning.
Computerized Car Controls00:02:27
I mean, you don't think that they can read your thoughts?
I mean, there's CIA documents that show they can read your thoughts.
The fucking CIA, it's on the CIA website.
Look it up.
Look it up.
Fucking idiots.
Where am I Drake?
You think you all have complex minds?
You all think you have complex minds that can't be easily algorithm that can be easily deduced?
Amazon knows what you're going to buy before you buy it.
And that's just a micro level.
So I'm just saying.
I'm just saying, dude.
Welcome to the machine.
You know, the cars that you buy now, somebody can take it over.
That's all computerized cars.
And what I mean by computerized cars, when you push your gas pedal, traditionally, that gas pedal would be connected to the throttle body of your engine.
So when you pushed, when you push the goddamn gas, you're letting oxygen into the throttle body by having the goddamn gas connected to the engine.
Well, in modern-day cars, it's all computerized.
When you push your goddamn pedal, you're pushing it like a button, like a periphery on a computer.
You're pushing a button that is sending a signal to the throttle body so that the throttle body can react.
Everything is computerized.
That's why, if you have a modern car, it has to be taken care of by a technician.
A technician.
Not a mechanic.
Not a mechanic.
Modern Cars Are Computerized00:11:20
Just saying.
And I like mechanical cars.
I like mechanical cars.
All right.
Let me go ahead and take this off here.
This is Pink Floyd.
Welcome to the Machine.
Like, no more $18.66 Bucker already, dude.
Hey, Ghost, do you like Pink Floyd?
Also, I drive a 2000 Impreza, and I can drive stick, too.
Well, that's great.
I'm very proud of you.
Enough Terminator porn.
Did Tyrod appear tonight?
The Tyrode didn't appear tonight.
Let me tell you, him and Archie Lee were doing a bunch of stuff.
I don't want to get into it, dude.
It's been a bad show, Khabib.
These guys have been a bunch of fucking dickheads.
And, you know, they've harshed my fucking mellow.
It's been a fucked up Baller Friday.
And I just think it's fucked up.
I'm not in a good mood.
I might not even do any fucking shout-outs or radio graffiti because these guys have been such fucking dicks.
And they just continue to be dicks.
It's like that's all they want to be is a dick.
You know what I mean?
So anyway, let's move on.
We got a few more of these.
Hold on, wait a minute.
I was about to skip one here.
Here, this is one right here.
All right, this one right here was requested by Blucifer.
Blucifer requested this one here, and he said, What Greta Thunberg listens to after spurging out at her climate change fear-mongering shindigs.
All right, let's see what the hell Blucifer's talking about.
Greta Thunder, what is she listening to?
Put the PC shot on.
What is Greta Thunberg listening to here?
ABBA!
Oh my God, dude.
So I made up my mind.
This must come to an end.
What the fuck?
This shit out of us.
What the hell?
Sir, there's a band here to see you.
What the fuck?
What do you want?
I have a dream.
I mean, they have a song to sing.
Yes.
Oh, Jesus.
Are you fucking shitting me?
You have no shit what Greta Thunberg or Thunberg or whatever the fuck her name is is watching.
Yeah.
rock hill yes come on bjorn come on bjorn If you change your mind on the drinking line, I'm still free.
Take a chance on me.
If you need me, let me know.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Is this the kind of bullshit they're listening to in Sweden, dude?
I do?
Are you kidding?
This is the kind of shit that they're fucking listening to, man.
It's true.
I do.
I do.
I work all night.
I work all day to pay the bills I have to pay.
It's sad.
Oh my god.
Alright.
How long have we been going here?
Two minutes.
Jesus fucking christ, man I've had enough Oh, my God.
Alright, I've had enough of this, dude.
Yeah, okay.
I agree with you, Blucifer.
I agree with you.
This is what, you know, Greta Thunberg is watching after Sperg out.
How dare you?
How dare you?
I should be in school, but I'm not.
I took a plane here to the UN so I could be exploited.
So I could show all my handlers that under the influence of psychotropic drugs, I could actually sound persuasive.
How dare you?
How dare you?
Fucking dumb little fucking bro.
All right.
Let's move on.
We've got Art Hammond.
Art, another fucking Art Hammond for fuck's sake.
Another Art Hammond.
He says, God bless the troops.
He loses ST Mike.
Finally, some good boomer music.
You like that bullshit, dude?
You're admitting you like that crap?
You actually like that bullshit?
Jesus Christ.
All right, let's move on.
Art Hammond, he said, God bless the troops that risk their lives.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about, for Christ's sake?
Hold on, put the piece.
Hold on, we got another fucking ad here.
So once the ad goes.
All right, here it is.
What is this, Art Hammond?
He said, my favorite best soldiers coming home moments.
Man, what is this, Art Hammond?
What are you doing here tonight, dude?
Why are you trying to harsh our mellow up in here by trying to hit us in the fields and shit?
She was born.
Christmas present, birthday present a 10-year-old can get.
I'm sure you'll be very, very happy for this present.
I mean, what are you trying to do here, Art Hammond?
This is it's a Friday night, dude.
You're trying to hit us in the fields on a Friday night.
But to him, I'm just gonna be a little bit more damn good.
That's pretty sad.
Look at that girl.
She loves her daddy, man.
Hold on.
What?
Hold on.
What?
What is this?
Turn this shit off.
Don't celebrate traitors to humanity.
Traitors to humanity.
Jew warrior, dude.
Don't, don't, don't even go there.
Kabib, come on, mane.
Don't even go there.
Don't, don't.
Don't even fucking go there, man.
Don't you dare!
I bought you something special for Christmas.
The guy just delivered it.
Thank you, Santa.
Merry Christmas!
And all of you disrespecting the troops in the chat room, fuck you, all right?
Santa, I think we can get myself.
You gotta tell.
you gotta tell santa what you wish for christmas all of you disrespected the troops in the chat room Shut the fuck up now.
Or no radio graffiti.
No fucking shout outs, you piece of shit.
THIS IS AMERICA!
Merry Christmas!
I don't want to see this.
You don't want to see this what?
Alarm clock Kabib, what the fuck is your problem today, dude?
Are you fucking joking me?
What the fuck?
Did you hit the wrong hookah?
What the fuck?
Alarm clock alarm clock alarm clock.
What the fuck?
I'm fucking playing it.
I don't give a shit.
I'm still playing it, Kabib.
Keep going, African.
I'm going to keep playing it.
I'm going to keep playing.
What the fuck?
Jesus.
Guess who's coming to text?
I don't know who's coming to tech.
Can you stop with the $18.66 bucker, dude?
Seriously, man.
And fuck all of you disrespecting our troops.
Hey, whoever the fuck just donated that, I don't condone that racist shit.
I don't condone that racist shit.
Piece of shit.
You guys are fucking sick.
Fucking no respect, man.
I knew it.
No fuckin' respect.
No goddamn respect.
Fucking bunch of shitty edge lords is what we got in here.
A bunch of shitty edgelords.
What is this?
What now?
What now?
What is this?
Remove Khabib.
Remove Khabib.
Remove Khabab.
Remove Khabib.
Remove Khabib.
Emily race to the back first.
And then seconds later, the Kipper family told me.
You better.
I'm telling you, man.
They threw an ad on this?
This is being exploited?
This is being exploited, I would, these fucking families should sue this person's ass.
Whoever the fuck, fucking Zungus King is, he's going to sue his ass.
Sue his ass.
On the count of three, take it off, ready.
One, two, three.
America, boy.
America, man.
Really Fucked Up Virus00:03:04
What?
Can I donate Juba the sniper videos of American soldiers getting shot dead?
That would be more entertaining.
You know what?
I don't know what the fuck your problem is.
Tim McCrab and Kabib.
What the fuck is your problem?
What is this?
Huh?
What the fuck is your goddamn problem today, for Christ's sake, huh?
Jesus Christ, man.
We're having a fucking decent time over here.
Here you are, fucking a la snack bar in our asses, all right?
Fucking a la snack bar in our asses, all right?
So if you're gonna be a la snack bar in our asses, here take a whiff of this if you're gonna all of snack bar our asses take a whiff of that you're gonna be a la snack bar in our asses What is this smoking we fuck off dude?
I'm not fucking smoking that shit All right, let's move on all right let's move on We've got oh ghost Obama PC all right what the hell is this ghost Obama PC requested this one didn't say anything or anything so let's see what the hell this is What is it?
Put the PC shot on.
What is this ghost Obama PC?
What the fuck man?
I don't have a fucking dumbass PC like this man.
My shit ain't all cluttered and shit.
What the fuck?
Aw, dude, that sucks.
Whoever got this fucking virus...
That sucks, dude.
Great.
That's what you want to happen to your PC, huh?
Man, dude, this is a really fucked up little fucking virus here.
They're fucking playing stupid, shitty anime music while bouncing around your fucking files and fucking erasing them and shit.
And then, and then to this shitty ass fucking little Kohu fucking shit.
Oh, shit, wrong, wrong, thumb.
Erasing Files With Anime Music00:08:41
My bad.
See, now I have a virus.
I think I've had enough of this, dude.
All right, we get it.
I think we fucked.
I think we get it.
All right, we get it.
Jesus fucking Christ.
All right.
Anyway, I was, I accidentally switched screens there in front of you, and so everything's all good.
So my apologies on that.
Anyway, that is not my Obama PC.
My PC, top of the line, buddy.
Top of the fucking line.
All right, let's go ahead and move on to the next one.
Yeah, thank you very much, Ghost PC.
This one right here is by ST Mike.
ST Mike requested this.
Yeah, Ghost is fuck off ass.
I'm just about to play your goddamn video, and you're got to be talking shit.
All right, here it is.
ST Mike Mean Genie.
He says, hey, Ghost, did you like Pink Floyd?
Excuse me.
I also drive a 2000 Imprenza and I can drive stick too.
Well, yeah, I'm very proud of you.
All right, I'm very proud of you.
Anyway, let's move on.
Let's go ahead and see what the hell ST Mike has to show for an $18.66.
Oh, no, dude, not this fucking sick fucking guy, dude.
Not this sick fuck again.
How many of these are hung, Luke?
You sure are hung your big heart throbbing cock, so big and so hard, ripping out your blue jeans.
Jesus Christ, man.
Want to suck you, want to suck your big heart-throbbing cowboy cock.
This guy's got to be a pause hole.
The guy that writes these has to be a pause hole.
Ran my cowboy throat deep with your big hard meat cock.
Feed me your big heart cowboy cock, Luke.
Jesus, can y'all see me, your big heart cowboy?
Oh my god, man.
That's all this idiot talks about.
That's all he fucking says, man.
Jesus Christ.
I want you to suck my big heart cowboy cocktail.
All right, we get it, you sick fuck.
You fucking pause hole.
Fuck Luke, your cock sure is hard.
Fucking pause hole, man.
I'm not even joking, man.
Fuck me, Luke.
Fuck me in the burn.
Oh, my God.
All right, that's enough, dude.
I mean, I think I should- You sure are hung, Luke, you- You sure are hung.
What?
Your big heart throbbing cock, so big and so hard ripping out your beer jeans.
Shut this shit.
I can't take this anymore, man.
I mean, I mean, how many fucking songs did this idiot have?
And why does he write them so often?
Many of them.
Alex Jones might be stealing your segments, but he does it better.
I'm sorry to say this.
Oh, no, no.
Fuck off, Khabib.
Fuck off.
What the fuck's wrong with you, man?
Huh?
Hobby, were you pissed off because I ate a ham sandwich or something, man?
You're fucking talking shit.
Why the fuck are you being such a prick tonight?
You and Tim McCrab.
Thought y'all were my fucking Muzzies, dude.
I thought y'all were my Muzzies up in here, for fuck's sake.
Anyway, let's move on.
All right, I'm almost, how many more do we need?
I got a couple more to go, so let's go ahead and do this, all right?
And shut up in the chat room.
Alex is better.
Why do you think he rips me off?
He's been ripping me off for 12 years.
He's been ripping me off.
Fucking idiots.
Don't know shit from Shinola if you don't know that.
All right, here it is.
Hold on, wait, hold on.
Guess who's coming to Texas?
No, don't tell me.
Don't tell me.
Especially when that.
What now, aesthetic?
My favorite food is now my favorite game.
Fried dat chicken.
Fried dat chicken.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Yeah, we gone fried dat chicken.
You hear me?
Everybody wants a piece of my chicken.
Southern fried chicken.
All right, we get it.
We get it, dude.
Jesus fucking Christ.
All right, look.
Let's go ahead and get to this next $18.66 bucker.
Guess who's coming to Texas?
Requested this.
And I guess this schizophrenic bitch is moving to Texas, huh?
I mean, didn't we just see this bitch?
I came back from my walk because it started raining.
But the rain's a blessing because it's making my head feel better.
I mean, I've had a headache for the past couple days.
And Lori McBride's either manipulating the pollen count or she's got a headache because you're a nutter.
Dropping more bombs.
And the rain seems to be clearing the air out.
I mean, listen to this sick fucking script.
The reason I'm making this video is because the Lord has shown me that he is making, that he is doing a lot of signs.
The Lord.
The Lord is telling.
Listen to this schizophrenic bitch, dude.
First of all, over the past six months, I seem to have developed the Texas accent.
And I don't know where it came from.
So I presume the Lord gave it to me.
And that's one of the many signs that I'm going to be going out to Texas.
I don't listen to people.
I live in Central Florida.
People in Central Florida don't have a Texas accent.
So I have no idea where I picked up this accent.
The other sign is Dr. Andy Woods is my favorite preacher outside of my husband, Brent Spiner.
Brent Spiner is a Texan, by the way.
And then Matthew McConaughey's on my marriage list, and he's a Texan, too.
But Dr. Andy Woods right now is pastor at a church, Sugarland Bible Church in Sugarland, Texas.
And I like to listen to him because he's a very good Bible teacher and he helps me with my research for my novel, Silver Skies.
And lo and behold, this past weekend, he made a special trip to Florida, where I currently live in Tampa.
And usually when he makes trips, he'll post at his Twitter, you know, the messages that he's speaking at where he's a guest speaker somewhere else.
I'm telling you, this bitch is stuck with him because he's a really good Bible teacher.
So I listened to the message, and He was preaching a message about how God was protecting Israel during the tribulation.
God was protecting Israel.
And in the middle of the message, he said, In my devotions, I happen with my daughter.
I happen to be in Genesis about the story of Joseph, where God told Jacob to go to Egypt to be reconciled with his son Joseph.
And Jacob thought Joseph was dead all these years.
I mean, Jesus Christ, he's a schizophrenic bra, dude.
I'm jealous of Joseph and Jesus Christ.
Look at Khabib, turn this off.
This is propaganda.
And it was time for a reconciliation after many years.
And the Lord was saying, this story applies to you, Gail.
The Lord seems to be telling me that he wants me to retire in Texas and that it's going to be in Texas where Brent and I are going to be able to live as a married couple.
Now, I don't know if the marriage to Brent's going to happen right away when I move to Texas, but apparently the next step in God's plan for my life is to move to Texas.
And so I just thought, wow.
Why?
Look at this.
Why are you moving to Texas, you cookster?
He's in the same place in his devotions that I'm at.
And the message was all about protection.
That's another sign.
And the preacher's preacher's church is in Texas.
So you might say, oh, that's just a coincidence.
Or maybe he knows you or something.
No, no, I haven't been communicating with him.
The Lord did it.
Now, he used him to give me a sign.
All right.
I think that's.
It's pretty interesting that we're both the same star.
I think that's it.
Mr. Nagy generation.
Is this the MILF market?
Alex Jones Loyalty Debate00:14:10
No, I'm not talking about cooksters like this.
All right.
All right.
Who the hell is this?
Yeah.
Guess who's coming to Texas?
Requested that one right there.
All right.
Guess who's coming to Texas?
All right.
Who else do we have?
We got Khabib Nagamarov.
He requested this and said, Alex Jones might be stealing your segments, but he does it better.
I'm sorry to say this, brother.
What the fuck are you talking about?
He might be stealing my segments.
What is this?
Alex Jones, China message to us.
What the fuck?
China is in control of your country now.
We own Hollywood.
We own your desk.
Fucker, you shitting me!
Fuck it, Alex Jones!
All your military courts, and we make 90% of your drugs, if we call that, and your vaccines.
Enjoy your cancer.
I told you this fucker does.
What did I tell all of you?
He ripped me off!
He rips me off!
I told you, man!
Take your fentanyl and your taped vaccines, and your melamine, and your baby formula we make for you and die and don't fight back when the media will call you names and you don't want that.
Shut up and do what we tell you.
Shut up and die.
And get rid of Trump and Alex Jones.
This fucking guy, man.
This fucking rip-off fucking piece of shit.
I told you!
I told you they fucking me off!
I fucking told you!
Fucker!
Oh, God damn it!
I told you this fucking son of a bitch ripped me off!
He rips me off all the time!
Told you I fucking told you take the fucking PC shot.
All right, that's it, man.
I'm getting the fuck out.
Oh, wait, I got one more fucking 18-bucker.
I'm getting the fuck out of here.
You all, look at these fucking assholes in the chat.
Ah, he's better than you, ghost.
It's better than all right, you know what?
Go fuck yourselves, each and every one of you.
I'm getting the fuck out of here after this $18.66 bucker.
You fucking fuck, you fucking swine.
You fucking, you, you fucking disloyal pieces of shit.
You fucking disloyal pieces of shit, man.
Fucking assholes.
Let me get to fucking aesthetic.
This is the last $18.66 bucker.
Fucking fuck!
He says, My favorite food is now my favorite game.
Fry that chicken, fried at chicken.
All right, what the fuck are you talking about?
What are you talking about, aesthetic?
What are you talking about?
Fry that chicken.
You sick son of a bitch.
You sick son of a bitch.
You fucking stupid, sick, fucking weave-loving son of a bitch.
I mean, is this a fucking real game, dude?
Are you serious?
Oh my god.
On Steam.
Available on Steam so you can fruit up your fucking fruity, goddamn, anime-loving ass.
All right, look, that was the last one.
No, don't, no, don't donate anymore.
I don't want to hear anymore, dude.
Wow, Alex Jones does do it better.
Remind us all again why the fuck we listen to your triple dog.
I'm gonna fucking end this show.
You fucking keep shit.
You keep fucking doing this.
I'm gonna ghost, don't end the show.
You're shooting the messenger here.
It's not our fault you steal from Alex.
Fuck you.
I'm out of here.
Fuck you guys, alright?
You could take your fucking forum shout outs and you could take your fucking radio graffiti and shove him up, your fucking ass, you fuckers!
You disloyal pieces of shit!
You're fucking saying Alex Jones is better than me, huh?
You're saying that Alex Jones is better than me?
Well then, fuck you!
Alex Chad Jones, come join me for I fuck.
I'm out of here.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck all of you.
Look at these people.
Dark Beam, Magician Girl.
They're fucking saying Alex Jones is better than me.