Ghost hosts a chaotic "Baller Friday the 13th" relay, reacting to donations from M Cook while condemning Beto O'Rourke's gun proposals as Gestapo-style tyranny. He attacks collectivism by citing Mao's Great Leap Forward and defends capitalism against socialists, mocking Occupy Wall Street's Zuccotti Park biohazard. The stream devolves into heated exchanges with trolls like Dan the Oracle, featuring bizarre auctions for a "black heifer," anti-Semitic conspiracy theories about Hitler, and aggressive defenses of masculinity against accusations of being gay or a Zionist shill. Ultimately, the episode illustrates Ghost's volatile blend of libertarian ideology and unfiltered hostility toward perceived political enemies. [Automatically generated summary]
I'd like for each and every one of you to spread this show around the internet and throughout the world.
And let everybody you know.
Let them all know that the ghost show is live.
Episode 99.
You know what time it is, folks.
Friday the 13th.
Baller Friday the 13th.
You're damn right.
It's Friday the 13th.
And I'm looking at the full harvest moon on Friday the 13th.
And what is this?
What is this?
Why are we getting go-no's now?
All right, folks.
It's a baller Friday the 13th.
I am looking at the piercing radiant moon shine down upon me.
The harvest moon.
Episode 99, baby.
Lying face, lying, face, lying face.
Hey, wait a minute.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on for a second.
What?
Why are you assholes donating now?
Lying face, lying, face, lying face.
All right, take me out, dude.
Take me out for Christ's sake.
Take it.
Lying face.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Some idiot with Pinocchio.
Just said that I'm a lying face, which is a bunch of shit.
Is what I like to say that is.
And let me repeat the first no-no.
All right, we get it.
Yeah, I'm a lion face.
Go shove it.
Oh, man.
Friday the 13th.
We got my man M Cook in the house with a $50 bill, baby.
Hi, G, happy Baller.
What's going on, man?
You're right on time, sir.
Thank you.
Here's a nice, wholesome video to get the show started on a favorite.
I appreciate it.
Although you know.
Using your most aggressive voice ever, can you please say happy ballering?
First of all, thank you very much, M Cook, but you forgot the link, dude.
You forgot the link to the video.
And what is this?
Ghost.
Oh, yeah.
About time.
Fuck you.
About time whore.
All right.
About time whore.
Get out of here.
It's the Fawns.
How's it going, man?
The Fawns.
What?
You want to play a song?
Hey, don't hit my Corsair juice.
What the hell are you?
This fucking idiot.
All the time with this idiot and this wheel.
Fuck off.
All right.
M Cook, cheers for the $50 bill, M Cook.
Money cashed out.
Ah, dude, are you talking about fucking Eddie Money who died today at 70 years old?
For Christ's sake, you're going to go there already at this early in the broadcast.
Episode 99, Baller Friday the 13th.
To leave Eddie Money alone for Christ's sake, man.
Anyway, M Cook, you forgot the link on your $50 dono.
Thank you very much.
Don't let's not start with this, please.
Come on, man.
I'm Casey Kasem, and welcome to American Top 40.
Let's rev up this jukebox with a hit at number 40 called Gloria.
Gloria.
It's by up-and-coming artist Laura Brannigan.
What are you talking about?
America Top 40.
Look, I'm going to get to the $18.66 bucker in a little bit.
I'd like to start off episode 99 with a couple of things here.
But once again, I want to say cheers to M Cook.
Jesus, what the hell is this?
Especially when there are many men.
Come on, man.
I'm Casey Kasem.
Coming in at number 39.
This song is from the 1987 Vampire House of the Lost Boys.
The Lost Boys.
Originally by Gerard McMahon.
This is the first time I'm going to be talking about the family.
That better be the real song.
That's actually a decent song, by the way.
Cry little sisters.
Cry little sisters.
That's actually a nice, freaky little song right there, baby.
I love that.
Nigger.
Oh, geez.
You fucking racist.
I don't condone what the hell that racist bastard just donated, all right?
M Cook!
Again, for 25 bucks.
And yeah, thank you for the link, M Cook.
Thank you for the link, and thank you for making this a hell of an episode 99.
Baller Friday the 13th.
And what is this?
Money's two tickets to paradise.
Ah, dude, that's fucked up.
Money's two tickets to paradise.
Leave any money alone, dude.
Seriously.
Just getting manhandled by Master Santa Ana over here.
Where the fuck is this coming?
Why are y'all coming after the Texas Martyrs all of a sudden?
Slavey cuckit.
Go shove it up your ass.
I'm telling you, you wouldn't be talking that way about the Texas Martyrs down here in Texas, boy.
Shut the fuck up, you trolls.
I am not entertainment.
Retards.
Oh, no.
Oh, God, Engineer.
Come quick.
I tell you.
Can you shut up with the fucking soil wheelchair shit?
I'm not a fucking wheelchair.
Shut up.
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, thank you to M. Cook.
And I will get to the $18.66 bucker in just a second.
I want to talk about a couple of things, though.
And one of the things I want to talk about is yesterday's Democrat debates.
If anybody even attempted to watch them, they were the most unbearable things I could ever see in my entire life.
I mean, let me tell you something.
If this is where the Democrats think that they're going to get any kind of political traction by just hollering out, my racism, my racism, and Donald Trump, Donald Trump, Donald Trump.
If they think they're going to win an election on that, give me a break.
What is this, Kans Abuser?
Can you fix your in-streams chat and replace the link with it?
All right.
I'll replace it when I replace it, Cairns abuser.
All right.
I'm in the middle of a damn show for Christ's sake.
What are you talking about?
You calm your ass down.
Fucking Kans abuser.
What are you?
My producer, all of a sudden, you're Kans abuser.
I'm the producer here.
I need an inspector here.
I need an inspector here.
Anyway, listen, I want to talk about the Democrat debates because there were some things I'm telling you that were just obscene as it pertains to it being actually said on national TV.
What is this?
Eddie Wick broke.
Listen, stop talking about Eddie Money.
All right.
For you folks that obviously don't already know Eddie Money, the 80s pop star.
I guess you call him a pop star.
I guess he was a musician.
I don't know.
He wrote like, you know, really fruity ass tunes.
Baby, hold on to me.
Whatever will be, will be.
Baby, hold on to me.
You know?
Litteller, Litteller, lately.
His wife, an anime pillow.
Great.
Is this the real Brooks 960?
Watch his daughter.
I think this is some jerk off.
Just you surprise broke.
And a closeted gay.
A closeted gay.
All right.
Go fuck yourself.
You fox hero.
And listen, let's not talk about.
Let's not say that word on episode 99.
All right.
We're moving beyond that.
Fucking jukebox shit.
What is this?
Two tickets to throat cancer.
Jesus.
Good God, man.
Good God.
And ST Mike the Mean Genie.
Ghost Car Reveal.
Ghost Car Reveal.
1588.
Although, you know what?
I think, you know, one time at the end of a show, you didn't get yours played.
So I'll let that pass, dude.
All right.
I'll let that pass.
What is this, Mike Hobbs?
Hey, hey, happy box.
Friday, cheers to you and those on the forum.
I'm glad we finally have an official forum instead of some of these scuffed discords.
Enjoy the rest of your night.
I mean, we have some scuffed discords relating to the show.
I mean, is that true?
What is this?
Money didn't hold on.
Dude, come on, dude.
I mean, I'm really flabbergasted that every time there's some kind of major tragedy or somebody dies, that you macab troll terrorist assholes have to just, you know, go in in this kind of morbid, disgusting, joking-like capacity.
All right, okay, Eddie Money's dead.
All right, throat cancer.
I thought it was esophagal cancer, but I guess whatever.
And he had just been diagnosed.
At least I had more money than Dimebag Daryl.
Oh, you fucking.
Yeah, yeah, now, yeah, twist the fucking knife, right?
Don't talk about Dime Bag Daryl like that again, you piece of shit.
Dimebag Daryl was metal guitar.
Listen, I don't want to have this discussion now, all right?
So forget about Eddie Money, all right?
Rest in peace.
I'm sorry that he's gone, but that's about enough.
What is this?
Geno X 1987.
In celebration of Meme Magic Friday the 13th.
In celebration, Meme Magic Friday the 13th.
Anyway, there's Geno X 1987 again.
Eddie no money.
Eddie no money.
De God.
Jeez.
Just fucking leave the guy alone, dude.
He made some decent tunes.
I definitely agree with you.
I am a liberal by far, but that debate was so pathetic.
It was pathetic.
Elizabeth and Butgig main point was white man bad and the anti-police lie N-U-H black people abuse.
I don't know if that's really you or what, but blacks are treated way better by the government.
Well, listen, the bottom line is that if this is all the Democrats are going to run on is my racism and you know, Donald Trump bad, they got a shit, they ain't got a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.
Let's just put it that way, all right?
Dimeback Daryl.
Fuck you, dude.
Listen, stop talking shit about Dime Bag Daryl, boy.
All right.
The most fundamentally premier guitarist of metal.
He was metal guitar.
Anyway, look, I don't want to talk about that right now.
I got some serious things to talk about.
I want to talk about this ridiculous Democratic debate.
Did you hear what Robert Francis O'Rourke, or better known as Beto, did you hear what this little stupid scumbag said?
Let me just go ahead and play it.
And I'm going to take this from the forum.
And as a matter of fact, I've been posting a lot of political news in the forum.
And for those that have been interactive with the forum on Ghost.report, I appreciate it, man.
Cheers to you guys.
Dime Black Daryl.
That's bullshit.
Fuck you.
All right.
Dime Black Daryl.
Now, listen, for you folks that have been active in the forums, I appreciate it.
I'd like to have, if you have an opposing view to me, I would more than appreciate it to you get on the forum and explain it to me.
Explain it to me.
What if Pennybag Daryl?
Look, shut the fuck up.
It's Friday the 13th.
All right.
It's Baller Friday.
Fuck off.
All right.
What is this?
What is this?
Jack Laurel 2.
Fix your chat stream, Joe.
Here's the transparent.
I mean, for fuck's sake, I mean, good God.
Nickelbag Dare.
Don't fucking bring in the word nickel and dime in the same sentence.
All right.
Nickelback broke dick.
And what Eastern Time.
Eastern Time, long time, no C here, Eastern Time.
Anyway, look, I want to get to a little bit of the Democratic debate.
I will get to the $18.66 bucker in just a second.
Okay, just a minute.
But I'm just simply stating that I think it's hands down Trump 2020.
I mean, any of these candidates that run against Trump don't have a chance.
But I wanted to show you what this scumbag, this culturally appropriating Beto O'Rourke said in the goddamn Democratic debate.
All right, I want to- what?
What is this?
Did everyone say jukebox?
Jukelo is extremely insecure about spending $5,000 on a top-of-the-line gaming PC and doing nothing that fulfills- I'm going to do a few box requests with it.
Not even mining his beloved crypto.
I thought we were going to go and move past this shit.
Jukebox, jukebox, jukebox.
Fuck, first of all, fuck whoever the hell just said that text to speech.
And screw all of you in the chat room.
If you want this to be a short Friday the 13th episode, Baller Fry, I'd be more than happy to accommodate that for you, you piece of trash.
And what is this?
Shekel broke jewel.
What the fuck does that mean?
Shekel broke jewel.
I don't even know what the hell that means.
WHY DID THE LSU TIGER GET SICK?
Because the longhorn it ate was fed on cupcake.
Fuck you.
Don't even go there.
I know the fucking longhorns are looking like shit this season.
All right.
I blame the black coach that we hired that just threw the whole goddamn program back about 20 years for Christ's sake.
What was his name?
Charlie Strong.
That brother.
All right.
I mean, why?
Why?
Why?
That's all I'm saying.
Where's Mac Brown?
Where's the spirit of Mac Brown?
Brown when you need him.
All right.
Anyway, listen.
I want to talk about Beto O'Rourke.
All right.
I don't want to talk about how the longhorns are not doing very good this season.
I don't want to talk about sooners or LSU.
I don't want to talk about it.
I don't want to talk about any of this stuff.
I want to talk about the Democrat debates and how sick and how anti-American the Democrats have come by and have turned into.
All right.
Now, everybody listen to what Beto O'Rourke said.
I'm taking this right from the forum.
Let's go ahead and put the PCs.
I do want to come to Congressman O'Rourke because I know this is personal.
Listen to this guy.
El Paso is your hometown.
Beto O'Rourke Death Threats00:16:13
It is pathetic.
Some on the stage have suggested a voluntary buyback.
Voluntary buyback.
You've gone further.
You said, quote, Americans who own AR-15s and AK-47s will have to sell them to the government.
If the high-impact, high-velocity round, when it hits your body, shreds everything inside of your body because it was designed to do that so that you would bleed to death on a battlefield and not be able to get up.
So many other people were shot by them I mean, this guy's trying to get sympathetic and poor me.
Hold on, just a second.
Are we having technical difficulties here?
Take the PC shot off.
What the hell's going on here?
Everybody's saying it's extremely laggy.
What the hell do you mean it's extremely laggy?
What the fuck's going on?
I don't know what the hell's going on here, folks.
I don't believe it's on my end.
I mean, I could be mistaken, but according to the engineer, everything is running appropriately.
My apologies for the folks that are in here, you know, getting a little bit of a disrupted stream.
Are we listening here?
Testes, testies, one, two.
Testes, testes, one, two, three.
I mean, can you hear me?
I mean what is this here's here's here's ST Mike Yeah, the longhorns are really sucking and what is this dead E money?
All right, yeah real funny listen.
Are we really being this laggy here?
It's effing the testes Third world stream.
Oh, that's fucking that's great That's fucking great third world stream, you know keeps lagging out.
All right, what else McDonald's Wi-Fi look at everybody's fucking laughing, you know, I'm not joking around.
I don't know whether it's my end or if it's if it's the server's end.
I want to say my apologies for everybody out there that's listening and that are hearing like kind of a lag stream.
Now, I want to be completely honest with you.
I did not update the latest version of OBS.
And, you know, sometimes when I do it, it fucks up the stream.
Sometimes when I don't, it fucks up the stream.
So, you know, once again, unlucky Friday the 13th is striking the show.
And what is this?
Can't abuser.
What is this?
It says, I literally made a technical difficulties title card and you're having technical difficulties.
Meme Magic strikes again.
I just think it may be the bad mojo that's happening on Friday the 13th.
I want to remind everybody that this is the first Friday the 13th that has happened in I don't know how long.
Where we have hey juke.
I mean ghost.
It's Froppy.
I started my own Teespring to start selling merch so I can prove to you what an amazing capitalist I am.
I also fix your fucking jukebox.
I don't it's not fuck you.
Stop calling my shit a jukebox stream.
I have no idea what the hell's going on here.
All right.
I'm seeing I have no idea what the fuck is going on here.
So everybody just calm their asses down.
All right.
And stop fucking, you know, bitching and moaning at me.
All right.
I'm just a guy trying to do a show over here for heaven's sake.
And all of a sudden we're having all kinds of technical difficulties.
I don't get it and I'm sorry.
So don't fucking come at me, you fucking freaks.
Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, I'm not even kidding around.
And here, let me do something here really fast.
All right.
Let me do this.
All right.
Here.
Here, how's this?
How's that?
Look, we got transparent.
Is that better for you, idiots?
Huh?
Here, here's transparent.
Here it is.
We got a fucking transparent.
Is that better?
Okay?
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm just saying.
This is only a test of the Obama broadcasting system.
This is only a test.
Wheelchair symbol, All right, all right, fucking wheelchair symbol.
Shut the fuck up, dude.
All right.
I want to talk about Beto O'Rourke over here, but unfortunately, we're having fucking technical difficulties, for heaven's sake, all right?
I mean, Beto O'Rourke, did you hear what he said?
He said, and I quote, hell yes, we're going to take your AR-15s.
Let's go ahead and fucking see if we can play the fucking son of a bitch because I can't believe the arrogance of this son of a bitch to say, hell yes, we'll take your AR-15s.
I mean, the arrogance of these leftists.
I mean, lest we forget that the right to bear arms is our second amendment right, our second amendment right.
And maybe this is why I'm having technical difficulties because I'm sitting over here spitting out the truth.
And we've got this conglomeration of mainstream media and service providers that simply do not want the American people to be enlightened.
And they want these despicable lying talking heads to be gospel whenever they talk.
What is this, Jackler?
The stream was lagging like crazy.
Sometimes you're fine for like 10 minutes, then you're choppy as fuck.
When you opened up the video on your forum, we heard like three seconds.
Three seconds because the rest was cut out due to an issue.
All right, well, thank you.
We'll see if we do it like this.
How about how about this?
Here, I'll put the PC shot.
Here's the PC shot.
Let's play it.
Okay, this is Beta O'Rourke, the shit that I was talking about.
All right, let's go ahead and play it.
Now, listen to Beta O'Rourke.
Listen, hold on, before I do this, let me go back to the fucking.
Hold on, let me go.
Let me go back to the goddamn.
Hey, ghost, I think the problem is that some of the vinyl in your jukebox is Can you fuck off about the jukebox shit, please?
Can you all fuck off about the jukebox?
I mean, seriously, that really starts to piss me off.
And the reason it pisses me off is because this is fucking top of the line PC that I've got going on here.
All right, fuck the transparent.
This transparent shit is getting on my nerves.
You fucking idiots, you deal with the white fucking chat.
If you don't like it, suck a cock with it, all right?
Anyway, let me get back to what I was getting at because I look, I like to look at the chat.
The transparent was a joke.
All right, so let's go back.
I want to hear Beta O'Rourke yesterday in the goddamn Democratic debates.
Look at this fucking arrogant asshole.
This fucking, I basically my whole life was white privilege, but now that I'm in charge, I'm chastising white privilege.
Now it's my racism.
Now I'm going to use my authority to take away your rights.
Look at this soulless-faced asshole.
Play it.
Americans who own AR-15s and AK-47s have to sell them to the government, all of them.
You know, the critics call this confiscation.
Are you proposing taking away their guns and how would this work?
I am.
If it's a weapon that was designed to kill people on a battlefield, get the fuck out of here, you stupid, fucking arrogant asshole.
It hits your body, shreds, everything inside of your body because it was designed to do that so that you would bleed to death on a battlefield and not be able to get up and kill one of our soldiers.
When we see that being used against children, and in Odessa, I met the mother of a 15-year-old girl.
Here we go.
Let's get the sympathy out.
I watched her bleed to death over the course of an hour because so many other people were shot by that AR-15 in Odessa and Midland.
There weren't enough ambulances to get to them in time.
Hell yes, we're going to take your AR-15, your AK-47.
Hell yes, we're going to take your AR-15.
Oh, let me tell you something.
Put the shit back.
I don't want to fucking hear an advertisement by YouTube.
Turn the shit back.
Put it back.
And sorry about my history.
I was listening to some rock and roll music.
What the fuck is up with the fucking ads on YouTube, man?
Fuck YouTube.
Don't you have enough money?
Fucking demonetized every fucking buddy for Christ's sake.
Fuck it.
Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is, is that this son of a bitch right here, let's put the fucking PC shot back on him, okay?
This son of a bitch right here has the audacity to sit here and try to extort a death of a girl that was shot by an AR-15 in Odessa, Texas.
Meanwhile, these Democrats, when they implement their most stringent gun laws in a municipal or state level, all of a sudden, the inner cities become fucking war zones.
Case in point, Chicago, or what is better known as Chirac.
You couldn't get any more right now, stricter gun laws than you have in Chicago, and yet more people die in Chicago over gun violence than anywhere else in the country, and that's an absolute fact.
And this asshole has the audacity to sit here and try to suggest that hell yes, we'll take your goddamn AR-50.
What is this?
God took money home to fuck off with the eddy money jokes, all right?
All right.
The reason I'm pissed off at this guy is because the Second Amendment, believe it or not, was intended to be there to prevent guys like this from taking over the government and implementing such a tyranny.
I mean, you understand what he's proposing?
He's proposing to going into people's houses, all right, through armed force, because how else are they going to confiscate your guns?
How else are they going to confiscate your AR-15s?
He's talking about doing this with arm law enforcement.
Jesus fucking Christ, man.
Look, disregard internet brook stoppers.
Look, I'm talking serious here.
He glazed his jukebox with Sperm.
Just shut up.
Listen, the point I'm trying to make is, is that this guy has the arrogance and the audacity to sit here and suggest that once he's elected, he is going to use state power to forcefully go into people's homes.
These are law-abiding citizens.
These are not criminals.
These are folks that are practicing their constitutionally protected Second Amendment rights.
And this guy is talking about going into houses using the arm of the law, maybe even the arm of the military in an attempt to disarm American citizens.
I mean, just the mere fact that he's suggesting this goes to show you how sick and demented the fucking left and the Democrats are in this country.
I mean, you understand what kind of precedent that would set?
I mean, what is this?
The fucking Hitler Gestapo?
The Hitler Gestapo up in there?
Many, many.
Okay, and Wordled.
I'll get to the $18.66 bucker in a second.
I'm just simply stating, man, I mean, this is Gestapo Nazi-like tactics, and yet the left, the Democrats, the liberals, the American left are the first ones to holler Nazi when anything opposes their perspective.
This right here is Nazism.
We're going to go into law-abiding citizens' homes with armed force using the power of the state to disarm fucking people.
I can't believe this shit.
I can't believe this.
And people are cheering for this garbage.
I mean, look at the psychopathic look on this disgusting, despicable fucking asshole's face.
I mean, good God.
And on top of that, look, because he said that, because this is an extreme, extreme idea to use state power to disarm law-abiding citizens.
This is fucking unbelievable.
Well, a Texas legislature or a Texas legislator, I should say, a Republican out of Texas, this guy here, let me go ahead and go right here.
Here it is right here.
Bet, what's his name?
Briscoe Kane.
Briscoe Kane, all right?
When people said, if you try to take them, we'll fight.
He called it death threats.
I know.
I was just about to get to that right now, squirrels and frogs.
$1,500 on an R15 when you can spend $20 on a Templeton shirt.
What the fuck are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about, you idiot?
Vowels, Elias.
Ghost, what do you think of this game?
All right.
It's what?
I'll take a look at it in just a second.
I'll take a look at it in just a second.
I'm just simply stating, here it is.
This is what a Texas legislator, a Republican out of Texas, Briscoe Kane, said in response to even look, look, this is what Beto O'Rourke wrote on his Twitter.
Hell yes, we're going to take your AR-15.
I even hear that the Beto O'Rourke campaign even has t-shirts saying this bullshit.
Well, Briscoe Kane said, my AR is ready for you, Robert Francis.
All right?
Quick history lesson.
The Second Amendment was added into the Constitution due to the British confiscating guns so that the colonists wouldn't be able to fight.
Yep.
It isn't about hunting.
It's about anti-terrorism.
I've been saying this.
Thank you, Mike Hock.
Mike Koch is always right.
my cock is always right i actually agree with jukler gun confiscation would result in countless mini wacos can be manufactured with cnc machinery making ak-47s requires even less Only restricting ammo might in effect, but I think people will find a way.
I mean, broken cockler is right.
I mean, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah, Edgy, bra.
Good luck with getting our guns.
No kidding.
And that's the point that this Texas legislator was trying to make, this Briscoe Kane.
You know, he tweeted after Beto said, hell yes, we're going to take your AR-15s.
I'm beta O'Rourke.
My AR-15 is ready for you, Robert Francis.
And take a look at how this tyrannical, arrogant bastard responded to this.
This is a death threat, Representative.
Clearly, you shouldn't own an AR-15, and neither should anybody else.
I mean, do you understand, you sick fucking idiot Beto, that what you're proposing is using state power to disarm law-abiding American citizens?
Because that's what they're talking about, people.
They're not talking about going into the ghettos and, you know, going after the gangsters.
And, you know, they're not talking about going after the criminals when you outlaw guns.
The only people that are going to have guns are the outlaws.
Always remember that.
And all you've got to do is take a look at the models that are currently in our faces in America.
You take a look at Chicago, the most strictest gun laws in America, and more people die in that fucking city of gun violence alone than anywhere else in this country.
And for the audacity of these arrogant fucking bureaucratic leftist shitheads to suggest and make it vogue somehow, make it in vogue that, hell yes, we're going to use the state to go into law-abiding citizens' houses and take away their guns.
I mean, this is fucking unbelievable.
Occupy Wall Street History00:16:01
This guy legitimately sounds like a dictator.
Dude, that's what I'm saying.
Maui, Maui, Zaz.
Maliuzaz, this is what I'm trying to get across.
And whether or not, let's just be honest, you are on the left or the right wing of the political spectrum in America, we cannot have this.
We cannot have it acceptable that we have some maniac claiming that he's going to use the state to go into people's houses just because.
All right.
And let alone, he's infringing upon our Second Amendment constitutional protected right.
Much like Mike Cox said in a Texas speech about three Textus speeches ago.
All right.
It wasn't about hunting.
I totally agree with you, Ghost.
Occasional trolling aside, I am a fan since about two years, despite being quite left-wing myself.
Discussing your views with the opponent is very important, and unfortunately, most modern lefties fail at it.
Are you kidding me?
Look, look, Anonymous, I'm glad you brought that up.
I'm glad you brought that up.
And once I go on this soliloquy, I'll get to the fucking 18 buckers and all that shit.
But this anonymous guy has it right.
You know, the modern leftists, they don't really give a shit about helping people.
The motivation, the modus operandi of most leftists in this country is upon narcissistic selfishness.
For instance, whenever you hear a young person out and protest, what is this?
More like Beta O'Reich.
Beta O'Reich.
Yeah, no shit.
Dale the Grinder.
No shit.
Beta O'Reich.
But every time that you hear some leftist, some millennial or some young person advocate socialism or communism, they do it from a narcissistic perspective that, hey, I want free college.
I want free health care.
I want food cards.
And I want they this is completely in contradiction of what the whole idea of socialism and communism was intended to do.
Now, let's go back to the boomers for just a second.
I know that you folks like to talk shit about the boomers, but one thing the boomers did when they were advocating, because there was a lot of leftist boomers, right?
There was a lot of leftist boomers.
Captain Hook, did you hear about Biden challenging a reporter to a wrestling match because the person asked him for his medical records?
Yeah, no shit.
It's going to show how many lobotomies he's had.
And that's why he's going through all these mental gaffes.
But let's go back to the boomers for just a second when they were advocating collective ideology.
I mean, the boomers, when they were in opposition to the Vietnam War, to the political establishment, leftist idealism, socialism, communism was, you know, very accepted amongst the boomers.
And many of them practiced it because they tried to show another alternative to the current status quo.
Now, what do I mean by that?
What I mean is this.
Let's take, for instance, and I'll give you, I could give you countless instances, okay?
Let's take, for instance, the Black Panther Party.
The Black Panther Party were a group of black intellectuals that decided that leftist militantism was the way to go in an attempt to fix their community as it related to the black community being stricken with crime and teen pregnancy and that sort of thing.
Their answer was, hey, listen, you know, we're communists and we're going to help our community as a group.
So what the Black Panthers did is they sold off all their belongings, pooled it all together and bought a complex that was in their ghetto, that was in their neighborhood that they called the Barracks.
And they all lived there.
They all operated out of there, etc.
And as a result, what they did is they attempted to utilize their presence within the community to make it better.
So what they would do is they would sell, what is this?
A use Magnon Azdilio.
What the fuck?
I don't understand what the NRA at one point was pro-gun.
When it came to blacks owning guns back in the, I don't know what the fuck, what the hell is that supposed to mean?
The point I'm trying to make is, is that when the Black Panthers utilized their political influence within the community, they did so in a positive direction.
Even though they were militant, even though they went and protested with guns, etc., they were out there trying to help the community.
As a matter of fact, they used their money that they would go out and sell books of the Bread Book by Mao and the Communist Manifesto.
They would go out and sell these books.
And what they did with it was try to help the community.
One of their programs was out of their own well-being.
There was no like, hey, there's a financial incentive for me to do this or I'm in send no incentivization out of their own free will.
Black Panthers decided that they were going to fund a free breakfast for all the young children that attempt to try to absorb educational material.
And that's why black children were being disruptive.
That's why black people were this and that, etc.
Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is, folks, is that collectivists in the boomer era practiced collectivism, all right?
The Soviet Union supported the Black Panthers and other contexts.
Yeah, I get it.
I'm not denying that.
But the point I'm trying to make is, is that collectivists back then actually tried to practice collectivism.
You know, they were out there, you know, practicing it themselves.
Two tickets to hell, pack your bags.
I'm dead today.
Dude, fuck.
Enough of the fucking Eddie Money jokes, dude.
All right.
I'm trying to make a point here.
And the point I'm trying to make is that the modern collectivists, the modern socialists and communists, they don't practice collectivism.
They don't practice it at all.
All right.
Meme magician, I use my gun as ideal duck.
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck are y'all talking about, asshole?
Listen, I'm trying to make a point here that the boomers, when they advocated leftism, when they advocated communism and socialism or a collective political philosophy, they practiced it.
Take a look at Woodstock.
Take a look at Woodstock, for example.
A million people went to Woodstock with the intention of watching a hippie bass type of concert.
But the government, and let me tell you, there's a whole bunch, there's a movie, there's a whole bunch of footage about this.
The government tried to agitate Woodstock so bad to the point where they were trying to agitate a riot.
They even tried an attempt to, you know, if you want to believe the conspiracy theories, attempted to seed the clouds so they had those rains during Woodstock and they were hoping for a mass electrocution.
They cordoned off all the area around Woodstock.
So all the million people that were there at Woodstock couldn't leave.
No one could get in.
No one could bring in supplies, etc.
And as a result, the government was trying to show that these young people were out of their minds, the drug culture, and they were hoping to cause disorder.
And you know what the young people did?
They practiced collectivism.
They practiced collectivism.
There was no violence whatsoever.
They were sharing resources as collectivists.
All right.
And what is this?
Deal Does are great.
Fuck you, asshole.
All right.
Fuck you.
The point I'm trying to make is, folks, is that the folks out there at Woodstock were out there sharing everything with one another.
No violence.
They continued the music.
The promoters that promoted the fucking concert just made it a free concert, etc.
And you know what, folks?
They were trying to cause many different situations, the government was.
And the reason they cordoned it off and kept those million people there is because they were trying to make them hungry.
And the folks, the farmers around upstate New York, Woodstock area, had compassion.
The children in a collective capacity at Woodstock won the hearts of the Woodstock.
Sorry that I am late.
Did you miss?
No, I didn't.
Okay.
What I'm saying is, is that the Woodstock farmers gave the fucking concert food.
They gave them food.
Cancer-made money broke.
Can you fuck off?
All right.
And this is when mass groups of Americans were introduced to granola.
And granola, believe it or not, I mean, it's high-calorie, high-fat, protein-based food.
And they, and the farmers around Woodstock gave it to these young kids because they were in awe that a million young people, whether they were going through the drug culture or hippies or having orgies or whatever, no violence.
No violence.
No one in the goddamn Woodstock area was robbed.
You know, nothing.
Nothing.
And what is this, semi-Slav ice snaked my fuck you, semi-slav.
Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is, is that today's collectivists would never do that.
And the first point I'd like to bring up is the fucking Occupy Wall Street protests, okay?
The fucking Occupy Wall Street protests.
Yes, thanks, Bonzie Buddy.
I can hear the weed and Cheeto dust rattling around.
Can you fuck off?
Weed and Cheeto.
Fuck off, all right?
Man, what is everybody fucking talking shit?
I'm trying to make a point here.
And the point I'm...
Jesus fucking Christ.
Yeah, take me to hell tonight.
Yeah, another Eddie Money quib.
Yeah, real fucking funny, you jerk dick.
All right.
The point I'm trying to make is, is that when boomers were practicing, when they were advocating collectivism, when they were advocating these collectivist political philosophies, they were actually practicing it because they understood the political science of trying to convince the public your point of view or your idea for heaven's sake.
All right.
They understood the idea of optics as it related to political struggles and shit like that.
So they were trying to persuade people that, hey, look, we were out here, Woodstock, a million people.
You know, they tried to cordon off the area.
We didn't have food.
We made it happen.
We made it work.
There was no crime.
You know, nobody got robbed within the vicinity of the damn bra, within the damn concert, etc.
Take a look at fucking Occupy fucking Wall Street for heaven's sake.
Occupy Wall Street.
Let's just take the one in New York in Zakati Park.
If these guys were true collectivists, which many of them were trying to proclaim to be, don't you think that they, since they had so many cameras on this Occupy Wall Street protest, don't you think that somebody, some collectivist out there, somebody would have taken charge and said, look, we've got a lot of people, we've got the world watching us right now, all right?
And we're trying to advocate something that is anti-capitalist.
We're trying to advocate something collectivist.
Now, we need to do is show the man that collectivism is better than what we're against, which is capitalism.
So the first thing that they should have done, I'm talking about everybody that was there camped out, was make sure that it was the safest place to be in New York.
All right.
All right.
Safest place to be in New York.
What is this, man eagers?
Yeah, thank you very much, dude.
I appreciate it.
Listen, they should have made it safe.
They should have policed themselves.
You understand that?
They should have done something to make sure the place was clean.
Folks, did you see what happened to fucking Zakati Park?
It was a subterranean biohazard shithole.
Hey, it's M. Cook.
M Cook again with another $50 bill on Bowler Friday the 13th.
I mean, good God.
Oh, man.
KG, I love the show.
Thank you, man.
Can you speak a little bit about barbecue, steaks, corns?
You know what?
I definitely will.
Thank you, M. Cook.
Let me.
What is this?
Zero Eric, can you say Ronald Reagan's name backwards?
Fuck off.
I know what that means, you fucking idiot.
Hey, Edgy Bra.
After the Occupy Wall Street event, Obama modernized the Smith-Munt Act of 1948, allowing the government to produce domestic propaganda.
That is correct.
I'm telling you, Edgy Bra.
Right after that mass shooting started to skyrocket.
Edgy Bra is woke, man.
And this is what I'm talking about, man.
I mean, what's sad about the leftism in our country today, it's not about being collectivists.
And I'm going to get to your talking about barbecue in just a second there, M. Cook.
I know you donated about $125 today.
But it should have been, Zakati Park should have been about showing the man that collectivism is better than what's going on.
They should have made sure Zakati Park was safe.
They should have made sure that it was the safest place to be in New York, even after hours.
They should have made sure they police themselves.
I heard there was a gangload of rapes and sexual assaults at Zakati Park during this whole fiasco.
All right.
And what they should have done is they, because remember they were trying to stop people from conducting business at the time.
They were, you know, kind of planting themselves in front of business entrances and that sort of thing.
What they should have done, because leftists at one point, once upon a time, leftists used to care about small business people.
Now they don't even give a shit.
I think that's fucking ironic.
But if they were smart, they would have said, hey, look, we're going to protest all the corporations that are businesses around Zakati Park, and we encourage everybody to buy your food and buy your merchandise at the small businesses that we are advocating because they are part of us.
I mean, you know, you've got to sell the people something so that they can be like, you know what?
These kids, look at them.
You know, these fucking kids are real.
Look at them.
You know, look at these fucking kids.
They, you know what the fuck they did?
They turned Zakati Park.
Oh, Jesus.
What?
Mark Hamill, best Joker.
This is an edit, but I think it shows the potential of what could have been.
Yeah, yeah.
Anyway, thank you.
I'll get to it in just a second there, Mark Hamill equals Joker.
The point I'm trying to make is, is that they left Zakati Park a biohazard mess filled with piss, shit, puke, blood, needles, drug paraphernalia, all kinds of shit, man.
How is anybody, and this is what I'm trying to get across to you so-called leftists and socialists and communists.
How in the hell are you going to sell anybody, especially the majority of the people, that your perspective is the right way to go when all you could culminate is protests that leave places that you leave in just subterranean shit?
All right.
Hey, what is this?
My knee girl.
What is this?
Modern Generations Politics00:02:41
Politics is a joke no matter which side you take.
This is what George Washington warned against, the whole concept of political parties.
Washington refused to be a part of a political party.
Well, that's because he was a general, dude.
Okay.
My, that's why he used it.
He was a general, for Christ's sake.
He wasn't a politician, lest we forget that.
This guy actually fought in wars and directed troops, you know, against the Britbongs and shit.
So, you know, that's why he was against it.
But in my opinion, I think political parties are more than necessary.
The problem is, is that because the generations in the past 30 years, 40 years have been dumbed down by a variety of different factors, they don't understand politics.
I mean, especially when it comes to American politics, America, if you're an American citizen, you're a part of the political system.
But you have to be enlightened to understand that these idiots that are out here calling communism and socialism don't have your best interest in him.
I'm not sure if I expect foul play in Friday's death as superstar Eddie Money.
Video from his home security system shows a man in a wheelchair being pushed by a retired man over a trail of blood leading out of the body.
I'm over here trying to shoot pearls, and this is the kind of shit.
You are wrong about that ghost.
There were many savage rapes at Woodstock.
Oh, that's bullshit.
That is the biggest fucking fake news I've ever heard in my life.
Slightly nervous dog.
What a fucking bunch of garbage.
Are you kidding me?
That was a bunch of garbage.
People were fucking free-loving it all out over there, for Christ's sake, all right?
Unlike these generations now, where nobody wants to be touched, man, they were fucking having orgies, man, fucking swinging and shit like that.
What are you talking about, man?
I mean, if you were at Woodstock, you were fucking at least five different chicks.
And if not, you're an idiot.
I mean, unlike you young people who are like, oh, he touched me inappropriately and oh my God, and all this bullshit.
I mean, y'all don't even know how to have fun anymore, man.
Jesus Christ.
And you know what fun is now?
You know what fun is now?
Unfortunately, this is unfortunate, okay?
But many straight males, because they're so hard up and they don't know how to talk to women because women are fucking neurotic idiots now.
All right.
Now they're turning homosexual.
They're turning homosexual.
What is this?
Tyrone chimpsot?
What the fuck is that, Tyrone?
Tyrone?
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, man.
Ghost is a jukebox.
I'm trying to shoot pearls at your asses right now.
I'm trying to spark synapses in your brains.
Great Leap Forward Collectivism00:04:39
Do you understand that?
And what I'm trying to say is that the modern leftists, the modern young socialists, the modern young communists, they don't care about the collective.
When they talk about communism and socialism, it's because they want free shit.
They want free college.
They want free this, free that.
And you know, the sad part about it is many of them think that they can get things for free being nothing, sitting on their ass playing video games or watching TV, being an insignificant nothing to the collective.
And that's not what happens, brah.
What happens is if you have no purpose to serve the collective, you're not allotted resources for you and your family.
That means you don't eat.
That means you're either murdered or famined or put into a labor camp.
Do you understand?
I mean, under collectivist, under socialism and communism, you can't just sit on your ass and become a fat fucking piss and puke factory.
You've got to go out there and work.
You've got to make a contribution to the collective.
That's why under communism, so many people died.
They were allowed to die because they had no significance to the collective.
I mean, you take a look at Mao Sedong, for instance, the Great Leap Forward.
The Great Leap Forward was his great decision to turn China from a peasant-based agrarian society to an industrial nation state.
Now, by forcing that to happen, he knew that many of the population, especially the peasant-based agrarian population, is not going to be serving any kind of purpose because they don't know how to molt and steal.
You know, they don't know how to do these industrial things.
So those people didn't eat.
Those people were executed and murdered.
Those people were thrown in fucking labor camps.
I mean, do you understand?
You people that advocate this collectivist bullshit, you people need to realize that you have to have something to give to the state or you're not going to be fed.
You're not going to be housed.
You're not going to be clothed.
You're going to be killed.
That's why there's been so many people killed in communism because under communism, people have no significance.
People are the equivalent of a natural resource.
So people are no different than, you know, oil.
What is Ghost's favorite song?
Jukebox Healing.
All right.
Fuck off.
All right.
That's enough.
All right.
I'm sitting over here trying to shoot pearls to you idiots.
And of course, you people don't even give a crap.
And I, you know, I don't even know why I even fucking bother sometimes with you people, man.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, what I'm trying to say is, is because these dumbasses in America think that leftism means that they're going to get free shit for doing nothing.
This is dangerous.
Because now all a politician has to say is, hey, I'll give you everything in a very convincing manner.
And this idiot will come into power and boom, Barack Obama all over again.
I mean, I think we need an educated electorate out here.
And I'd like for you people, especially you idiots that claim to be on the left, okay?
Especially you idiots that claim to be on the left.
I mean, I mean, what?
You need to stop taking out your anger on your wife.
All right.
Shove it up your ass.
All right.
Shove it up your fucking ass for Christ's sake.
All right.
Listen, I'm done with this shit.
I mean, you people don't give a shit.
And this is why, in my opinion, the president, and I'm glad the president is doing this, okay?
He is against illegal immigration.
Well said.
Just out of interest, who was the last classical liberal in your mind?
Last classical liberal?
I haven't seen one that has been in power in my lifetime.
I'll be honest with you.
I have never seen one that's been in power in my lifetime.
But unfortunately, we're falling away from that.
And, you know, you got a bunch of collectivists out here who don't even know what collectivism is.
And, you know, I'm asking myself, where are the collectivist intellectuals out here?
I mean, where are the guys that are supposed to be like, hey, wait a minute, just because we're advocating socialism and communism doesn't mean that you're going to get free shit for nothing.
I mean, the collective means that everybody has to make a contribution and the state decides what to compensate you for that contribution.
And unfortunately, we have a bunch of idiots, dude.
Snake Method Housing Pods00:12:31
And I think this is very dangerous.
I think this is very dangerous.
Suggestion for movie night.
All right.
All right.
Look, I'm going to go ahead.
I'm seeing these fucking things pile up.
It's a fucking Baller Friday.
Oh, yeah.
By the way, I got to stop.
I got to talk a little bit about barbecue because M. Cook wanted me to talk about it.
He did drop about $125 tonight.
So I'm going to go ahead and talk a little bit about barbecue.
Now, the first thing you want to know about barbecue is the fact that you don't need these badass smokers to be able to make some badass barbecue.
You know, you got these fucking idiots out here that have like these fucking $1,000, $2,000 smokers.
And as a result, you know, they think that they're fucking, you know, some kind of barbecue shovels.
M Cook!
Oh, my God!
$100 bill!
He's making it rain on Friday the 13th, man!
Good God!
Man!
M Cooked in the house!
Here it is.
The video that changed my whole life.
Oh, yeah.
To the listening audience, enjoy.
You can't be poor and enjoy this sport.
Oh, you can ball.
Man, M Cook may be making it rain on everybody on Baller Friday the 13th, episode 99, baby.
BNK for $25.
Happy Baller Friday the 13th.
Oh my god, I gotta stop.
I gotta stop.
Oh my god.
Cheers to BNK.
I mean, good God.
Oh, my God.
Just thought I'd let you know I've been following your advice.
And just now, I got accepted into a college-style campus, but instead of liberal arts, I'll be learning workforce skills.
Well, I hope so.
Hey, cheers, duvidude.
Listen, hold on.
I gotta calm down.
Hold on, Troppie.
Let me calm down and get my bearings strength.
Dying, dying, dying, death, death.
Help help barf.
No one can stop the pain.
If only I had a jukebox hero named Ghost.
Listen, fuck off with the jukebox jokes, all right?
Oh my god.
Jesus Christ.
Look, first of all, M Cook, man, cheers to you.
As a matter of fact, I'm breaking out the beer right now.
You understand?
You know what time it is.
It's Baller Friday the 13th.
I'm looking outside my window right now.
Okay?
And I'm looking at the piercing radiant moon.
Ghost is full of shit.
He lives in a trailer that is subsidized by the government.
Christ.
She is just a self-hating piece of white trash.
I'm not in a fucking trailer, you fucking idiot, all right?
I am not in a fucking trailer.
First of all, and secondly, I'm in a place where I can fucking scream my ass off, and ain't no neighbor going to say shit to old ghost over here.
Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is I'm looking outside my window right now.
It is the full harvest moon on Friday the 13th, and I'm feeling the energy.
I'm feeling the energy from the piercing radiant moon, baby.
I'm loving it.
I'm loving it, man.
And I want to say, let's just start drinking.
It's Baller Friday the 13th.
Let's just fucking let's just let's just go ahead and start drinking for Christ's sake.
You know what time it is?
I know what time it is.
It's time for more beer.
You're goddamn right, baby.
You're goddamn right.
Woo!
Oh my god.
The piercing radiant moon shines itself upon me as I sit here in the ghost show studios drinking this motherfucking beer.
Woo!
I'm feeling good now, man.
It's a baller Friday.
And by the way, let me talk a little bit about barbecue.
What is this slightly nervous dog?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I've already explained this a thousand times, Yamura Honor.
M Cook, he says, cheers to you, man.
I hope you can do Radio Graffiti said.
You skipped it on Wednesday, but it's all right.
Also talk about pods in San Francisco.
Imagine your European RV trip being so shitty and without content that your crew is walking around saying all of Blade's mannerisms.
Hey, Khabib, you're- You're absolutely right.
No, there's no way they're going to be a piss boy.
No, they didn't fly in that fucking tarn.
No, they didn't.
That's not fucking M Cook, you sick son of a bitch.
Are you kidding me, Khabib?
Oh, man, look, we have to talk about that tomorrow on the Saturday Night Troll Show.
And I will have a Saturday Night Troll Show tomorrow, folks.
9 p.m. Central Standard Time.
The moon is feminine energy?
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
I think you need to read your Talmud Goyam.
Never mind.
I'm sorry.
Excuse me.
Sorry.
Don't want to let any out, any kind of Talmudic secrets here, okay?
But it is not feminine energy, my boy, all right?
I think that you need to, I think you need to read your Talmud.
But anyway, the point I'm trying to make is, is that it's Baller Friday the 13th.
I'm looking outside my window.
I'm looking at the beautiful harvest moon.
And I'm glad I'm here with you guys, okay?
M. Cook.
When it comes to barbecue, you need to know how to fire manipulate.
That's all it comes down to.
And not only manipulate the fire through the traditional coals that you usually get hot to actually cook the food, but also the smoke.
The smoke is something that you also have to do.
So there is two methods of slow cooking things in a regular old web kettle.
I think you can get a web kettle for like 60 bucks, 70 bucks.
And I did this a couple of weeks ago.
Remember, I told you I had this fucking like 20 fucking pound brisket, cooked it all day for Christ's sake.
Web kettle.
Web kettle.
And I use something called the snake method, in which you align the coals in a snake method around the act.
Just look up snake method on YouTube and you'll find out what I'm talking about.
Or, which is another very good way to kind of slow smoke, kind of slow cook, but at the same time, hooking it up.
And wait a minute.
No shit.
It's called the snake method.
Fuck you guys, man.
Fuck you guys in the chat room.
Ghost loves the snake method.
Fuck you.
All right.
Fucking perverts, dude.
Anyway, there's another.
What is this?
Ghost diary.
I'm looking out at the full moon while leaning on the arm of my motorized wheelchair.
The trailer park is my motorized wheelchair.
The meth heads aren't making noise, and my wife hasn't owned inked once.
Oh, no, God, it happened again.
Fuck you.
I sold my wheelchair.
Fuck you, man.
Look at that snake up the ass method.
Yeah, real fucking funny.
Listen, I didn't mean to say the word snake.
I was just talking to M. Cook about barbecue and how to be able to smoke a good brisket by using the snake method.
All right, forget about the snake method.
Forget I even said the word snake.
All right.
Let's talk about another method.
Okay.
It's called the slow and sear method.
Okay.
Slow and sear method, where you put the coals and the wood on one side of the kettle and you put the food on the other side of the kettle that is not under any kind of flame of any sorts.
And you allow the smoke and the heat from the smoke and the coals to slow and sear whatever piece of meat that you're going to be smoking and cooking on the other side of that grill.
So all I'm simply stating is it's all about fire manipulation.
I love barbecue and it gets me in tune with my primitive man, you know?
Post-traumatic snake disorder, dude.
That's not funny, dude.
All right.
Siri, that's not funny for Christ's sake.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Thank you very much there once again, M. Cook, for all the dump man.
What's that?
$250?
Man, like a boss.
And I love the last dono that M Cook just said.
Man, you can't play this sport if you're poor, boy.
I'm telling you, man.
Fucking M Cook, man.
Kicking ass, taking names, baby.
Kicking ass and taking names.
Making it rain on that ass.
You may be cyber vermin sometimes, but I'd still like to thank you, Ghost.
Since I discovered the show last year, I've consistently laughed more than I have in a long time.
Well, I'm glad, dude.
Cheers and back to your regularly scheduled trolling.
Oh, not trolling, but I'm glad that, you know, listening to this makes you a little happy.
I don't beat my wife, you sorry sack of crap.
All right.
I don't beat my wife.
You're fucking just, you know, slandering me by saying it.
All right.
And by the way, engineer, ban anybody that's spamming anything.
Just go ahead and ban them.
I'm fucking, I hate spammers.
All right.
I mean, they're insignificant people that are spamming.
Get them out of here, engineer.
You got it?
All right.
Now, with that being said, I want to say cheers first and foremost to M. Cook.
Probably one of the best fans that I've got.
I want to be completely honest with you.
M Cook has been around for a long, long period of time.
And I definitely want to thank him for everything he's done for the show and everything that he's done.
So cheers to M. Cook.
And I also want to say cheers to BN King for the $25 dono.
Thank you very much.
And everybody else who, except for the trolls that fucking troll me all the goddamn time on text-to-speech, cheers to you guys too.
And I'm talking about you assholes that are like this idiot.
Like this idiot.
I fork McGranny.
Like, give me a fucking break.
Like these fucking morons.
I hate these guys.
Everybody else, cheers, baby.
Cheers.
All right.
I thank you for listening.
Whether you like me, whether you hate me, I'm glad you're listening, baby.
And make sure to spread this show around the internets and throughout the world because we're underground, baby.
Cheers.
Oh, God.
Cheers to M Cook.
Anyway, M Cook, I hope that.
Oh, yeah, you talked about corns.
One thing about corns, and then I'm going to move on to the 18 bucker, $18.66 bucker.
You don't want to peel the husk off the corn.
I don't understand why people pull the husk off the corn.
You know how to cook a corn?
All you got to do, if you have an open barbecue pit and you've got the fire, just throw the goddamn cob on the fire and leave that husk on.
And then once you're about to eat it, take it off and it's going to be the greatest goddamn corn you've ever tasted in your fucking life.
I'm not even joking, man.
M Cook, cheers to you again.
I hope that you can do radio graffiti tonight.
I will do radio graffiti tonight since I gave you so much.
And also, can you talk about these substandard pods in San Francisco for $1,200 a month so you can rent a pod in San Francisco?
I mean, give me a fucking break.
Who the fuck wants to still live in San Francisco, let alone in a pod for fucking $1,200?
I mean, good God, man.
I mean, listen.
I think that people need to move from Cisco if this is their only alternative for fucking housing.
All right.
McCranny, Saw Wee Todd.
What the fuck the hell does that mean?
McGanny, McGranny, Saw We Todd.
I don't know what the fuck that means.
Anyway, but M Cook, anyone who thinks, like I said, that $1,200 for a fucking pod is a feasible dwelling alternative, I think they need to get their fucking head screwed on right because, I mean, why live in San Francisco for that much so you can just sleep in a fucking like capsule?
I think it's really ridiculous.
And as a matter of fact, you know, living in big metropolis cities like this are fucking stupid anyway.
Cute Puppy Videos Requested00:05:31
All right.
But thank you once again, M. Cook.
I think that anybody who lives in a pod for $1,200 is a fucking idiot.
All right.
That's just all there is to it.
They're morons.
All right.
Anyway, look, I got a lot of these $18.66 bucker that I've got to do.
Once again, cheers to M Cook.
I mean, he's made it rain on these motherfucking trolls on a baller Friday the 13th, episode 9 and 9 today, baby.
I'm telling you, man, this is a day to remember.
If I don't say so myself, baby, this is a night to remember.
And on that note, let's just go ahead and play M Cook's first dono.
Okay, since M. Cook, you know, he's been making it rain up in here.
Let's go ahead.
And he did this one for a 25 bucker.
M. Cook, here's his request for a YouTube playback here.
So let's see what the hell he's got going on.
Hold on, I got to wait for another advertisement from YouTube.
But let's just go ahead and see what M. Cook has in store.
Oh, you know M Cook.
Hey, take a look.
Put the PC shot on.
Puppers.
Puppers.
Oh, look at the.
Oh, man.
I'm telling you, I love pupper vids, dude.
Why don't you let him out of his kennel?
Come on.
Why don't you let the poor little bit?
Hey, look at that baby French Bulldog.
Or was it a boxer?
It looks like a French Bulldog.
Look at that little puppy.
I love puppies, dude.
Give me a break.
He's playing.
Oh, look at that.
This puppy just must have been born about a couple of days ago.
Good God.
Oh, look at the puppers.
Oh, look at that.
M. Cook requested this, by the way, folks.
Great palate cleanser.
I mean, look at this little dog.
Look at this little toy dog.
Look at this little teacup dog!
Look at these babies!
They're baby puppies.
Oh, look at these baby puppers, man.
What a great palate cleanser.
Before we get into whatever the hell else this Baller Friday the 13th night has in store for us.
Episode 99.
Look at that pug.
He's smiling.
He loves it.
He's smiling.
He loves it.
Look at that puppy.
Look at that.
He's smiling.
Look at that dog.
I love dogs.
I know there's a lot of cat people out there.
I'm not hating on cats.
But look at that.
Look at that dog.
Look at that little puppy.
Look at that little pupper.
Hey, look at it.
He has a little perforated tongue.
Like it was just cut out for him.
Look at the little perforations there.
Little perforated tongue.
Look at that little pupper.
Oh.
Like it was just cut out just for him.
Look at this pupper.
Oh, come on, man.
All right.
All right.
That's just unbelievable, man.
I'd have to give the puppy a dollar if I saw some shit like that.
I'm not even joking around.
I'd have to drop a dollar or two.
What's up with this little pupper?
Leo.
Bang, bang.
Oh, he knows how to play, Dad.
Look at that little pupper.
And look at this pupper.
On a fucking tortoise.
He's riding a tortoise.
Oh, man, this is, you know, how many hits does this have?
Of course, like 3.5 million.
Are you shitting me?
Palate cleanser from hell.
Look at this.
And those are little Rottweilers.
Look at all those little puppy Rottweilers.
Look at the one in the back.
He's like, I go nowhere.
I do what I want to do.
Oh, man.
Oh, that's hilarious, dude.
They put a cigarette in a fucking chihuahua that's asleep's mouth.
Is he away at that?
Wake him up.
Is he dead?
Is he a wilder?
He's alright.
Stabbing pregnant black niggas.
Wait, what is this?
What?
What?
Shekels.
You interrupted the palate cleansing for that?
Especially when there are many, many of them.
Puppers are nice and all, but I prefer cats.
Yeah, well, great.
That's good for you.
Hold on, I'm going to play a couple more seconds of this because M. Cook requested this and he's been making it rain tonight on Baller Friday the 13th.
Hold on, what is it?
What?
What is this?
What is this?
I'm a Pau-Pur.
What the fuck does that mean?
I'm a pop-pur.
Proof ghost loves more than just shekels.
Well, dude, I've had many dogs in my life, okay?
I've had, you know, many dogs throughout my whole entire life, and dogs are a great spirit.
They're a loyal companion, and, you know, it is what it is.
Cats Better Than Dogs00:06:50
I mean, that's just my preference.
People may like cats.
It is what it is.
You know what I'm saying?
Hey, look at this pupper playing in the leaves.
Look at how happy as a lark this damn pupper is.
Look at that smile.
Look at that smile.
And what is it?
What is that?
In a box of foam.
Look at this puffer.
He's like, ah.
Like a kid in the ball cage.
Y'all remember those ball cages at fucking Chuck E. Cheese?
Fucking ball cages for Christ's sake.
All right.
All right.
That's enough.
That was good enough.
Now we're watching ads and shit.
Anyway, thank you very much there, M. Cook.
I want to say cheers to you once again for making it rain on this baller Friday the 13th, episode 99, man.
This is definitely a night to remember.
What is this?
Overpriced PC reminder.
Nom nom baguette from the last show is still.
Well, that is true.
Anybody know who's nom nom baguette?
I owe him one, whoever the hell that is.
And I'll match up the goddamn emails if it's you.
So I'll know it's actually you.
Anyway, let me move on, folks, because we got a whole shitload of $18.66 bucker up in here.
And I want to get through these as soon as we can so we can get to the whole show that everybody wants to anticipate to see.
I'm talking about radio graffiti, forum shout-outs, etc.
So let's go ahead and get to the next 18-bucker, or excuse me, $18.66 bucker.
This is by American Top 40.
This is this person.
I'm Casey Kasim, and welcome to American Top 40.
Let's wrap up the jukebox with a hit at number 40 called Gloria.
It's by an up-and-coming artist, Laura Brang.
What is it?
Brannigan, excuse me.
Keep your feet on the ground and let's keep reaching for the stars.
Here it is.
Let's see what the hell this is.
She charges 20 bucks.
What the fuck?
For every penis that she saw.
What the fuck?!
Gloria loves sucking schmops Fucking Gloria OH MY GOD Her name is Gloria She was born Are you fucking kidding me?
and all the guys know gloria Oh, my God.
All right, dude, I can't.
This is fucking disgusting, man.
Hey, 20 bucks for a blowjob.
That's a good buy.
Oh, my God.
Sexual.
What a disgusting fucking specimen of whoredom here.
Oh, my God.
All right, we've had enough of this.
She charges 20 bucks for everyone.
All right, that's enough.
Shut this shit off.
All right, that's enough.
I mean, good God.
I mean, who in that?
That's fucking disgusting, dude.
I mean, does anybody have any self-worth?
I mean, what has happened in that woman's life to make her believe that she can fucking know?
I don't really know.
I don't really care anymore anyway.
But guess what?
The next $18.66 buckers by the same asshole, American Top 40.
Once again, I'm Casey Kasim coming in at number 39.
This song from 1987, Vampire Classic, The Lost Boys, original by Gerard McMahon.
This cover was recently performed by Marilyn Manson.
This is Cry Little Sister.
Well, I mean, let's hope it is because this last Gloria one was a fucking sideshow, for heaven's sake.
All right, it looks like it is Marilyn Manson's Cry Little Sister.
And by the way, you know, this is actually a decent song.
So let's go ahead and play a little bit of it.
This is by America Top 40.
A vast contrast from the last video you just wanted to play.
Let's go ahead and
Taking Down Relay Leechers00:12:37
turn this off, man.
Thank you very much.
American Top 40, even though I don't appreciate that Gloria one that we saw there.
That was a little sick.
Anyway, let's move on.
Let's get to the next $18.66 bucker.
This one right here was requested by ST Mike the Meme Genie.
And he said, ghost car reveal.
What the fuck are you talking about, ghost car?
What's my car?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Put the PC shot on.
Ghost car reveal.
The juke.
Oh, you've got to be shitty.
The fucking juke.
This was an actual car.
Wait a minute.
This was an actual fucking car.
There's no match for these soy warriors.
What?
Here's the Marxist army.
All right.
Hold on, Marxist army.
I'm still like a little freaked out that there's a fucking car and it's four-wheel drive, mind you.
Name the Juke?
Обновленный Nissan Juke с технологией и с виртуального полного привода.
Свобода быть везде.
Of course, it had to be European, for Christ's sake.
Of course.
I mean, yeah, real funny, Mike.
All right, ST Mike, the meme genie.
Real fucking funny, all right?
Real funny.
All right, who the hell's next?
Oh, yeah.
Geno X 1987.
Gino X 1987 requested this son of a bitch right here.
And he said, in celebration of Meme Magic Friday the 13th, what are you talking about?
Meme Magic Friday the 13th.
All right, who are you talking about?
Oh, yeah.
Geno X 1987.
Look at this.
Geno X 1987.
In celebration of Meme Magic Friday the 13th.
What are you talking about?
What the fuck is this?
It's a Corsair.
All right.
Gino A. 1987.
Fuck all talking.
Look at the ZOX1987 requested this son of a bitch right here.
A fucking relay.
What the fuck is it?
I mean, come on, man.
What are you talking about?
Who's a Corsair?
I wouldn't fix me, man.
You just take the fuck off.
I don't care about how you're going to get a fucking relay.
Oh, it's a fucking relay.
That's what the fuck is it?
I mean, come on, man.
What are you talking about?
Look, we look into the course of the air!
It's a course of the air!
I wouldn't even know, man.
It's just crazy, man.
This guy's all talking to me.
I don't know if he looks into the air.
Fucking real.
Look at this.
What are you talking about?
I want more.
What do you do?
I had to fuck out of here for Christ's sake, man.
And who in the fuck.
Why in the fuck are you even trying to look for my house, you fucking piece of shit?
Why in the fuck are you even trying to look for my house?
You fucking scumbag.
Why the fuck are you trying to look after my house?
The juke was sold here as well, but Nissan recently USA in favor of the kicks.
The juke will still be sold in Europe.
All right, thank you, ST Mike.
I've got these fucking assholes over here in this jerk off fucking room over here.
This fucking relay trying to sit here and trying to figure out where I live.
Leave me the fuck alone.
Fucking piece of shit.
Why are you trying to find my house?
Why the fuck you trying to find my house?
You son of a bitch.
Jesus Christ, let me fucking move on for Christ's sake, man.
And fuck that relay.
I'm taking your, I'm taking that relay down.
I'm taking that fucking re- You want to fucking sit here and try to fucking find my house?
I'm taking that shit down.
I'm not joking.
I'm calling you two police.
I'm taking that shit down.
You fucking piece of fucking garbage.
I'm not joking.
I'm taking that shit down, you fucking piece of shit.
You know, you're not trying to find my house.
Fucking asshole.
All right, let's move on for Christ's sake.
Got a bunch of dumb fucking assholes out here trying to find my house.
And I don't really fucking appreciate it once so fucking much.
It was one fucking bit and all.
Son of a bitch.
I'm not joking around.
I'm taking that shit down.
I'm taking that.
I am taking that fucking goddamn fucking relay down.
And I might even call an entertainment attorney and get some punitive damages because they're trying to expose my house while streaming.
While relay streaming my fucking stream, you ungrateful fucking rodents.
You ungrateful slime.
Fucking pieces of shit.
You're fucking relaying my goddamn stream, you fucking stupid rodents.
I'm not joking around.
I'm fucking taking that shit down.
Fucking piece of crap.
All right, I'm not joking around.
Fucking they don't have permission.
They don't have permission to relay my stream.
And I'm gonna make sure I call the goddamn fucking cyber police at YouTube to make sure we take these sons of bitches down.
Trying to sit here trying to expose my house.
Son of a bitch.
Punitive damages is all I gotta say.
And you know what?
That fucking relay just fucked everybody out of goddamn raider graffiti.
How you like that shit?
All right?
Y'all want to be fucking scumbags?
Huh?
Y'all want to think that you're such some fucking edge lords for Christ's sake?
These scumbags just ruined it for everybody.
You can thank that scumbag son of a bitch for ruining it for everybody.
Fucking piece of shit.
Anyway, let me move on for Christ's sake.
All right.
I got other things to do than, you know, fucking sit here and give any kind of acknowledgement to some two-bit relay that's leeching off my shit and then trying to find out where the fuck I live.
Fuck you.
Anyway, let's move on for heaven's sake.
Geno X1987 again with another fucking request.
Relay.
What the hell is I?
Leeching off my head.
Oh, great.
I'm trying to find out where I'm going to go.
Here we go.
Here we are.
Now another fucking relay.
Another fucking relay.
For heaven's sake.
Geno X1987.
I mean, I'm fucking tired of this, for Christ's sake, man.
Get off my nuts.
Oh, great.
Get off my nuts.
Here we go.
Here we are.
Now another man.
Another fucking relay.
I mean, come on, man.
I mean, I wanted this to be a decent baller Friday the 13th, man.
Episode 99, man.
Get off my nuts.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, fuck!
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
You fuck you and your fucking baby crying, you piece of shit.
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Episode 99!
Jesus Christ.
LOL, what the fuck?
You gotta move back to Austin Mode at your house.
There we are.
Fuck you, ST Mike.
Alright, fuck you, ST Mike, alright?
Don't worry about what the fuck I'm doing, ST Mike.
Don't be worried about what the fuck I'm doing.
Don't be worried about what the fuck I'm doing.
Jesus Christ, man.
I can't believe you people.
I can't fucking believe you, people.
Take this shit off of here.
Take this fucking garbage off.
That's a fucking enough piece of shit.
Telling you, man.
What a bunch of ungrateful fucks out here trying to sit here and cause the kind of malarkey that you people are trying to cause.
You're fucking sorry, sexy shit.
All you fucking people that are out there streaming like a bunch of jerk dicks.
Who is this?
Eastern Time.
They're the one.
Let's get to the next goddamn $18.66 bucker.
Eastern Time.
All right.
Let's go ahead and see what the hell this is on Eastern Time.
He requested this.
And of course, we've got to wait about five seconds for another advertisement.
And what the hell is this?
Hold on, what is this?
I Mashek L. Skymore.
What the fuck does that mean?
I Mashek L. Moore.
I don't know what the fuck that means, for heaven's sake.
Anyway, this $18.66 bucker was requested by Eastern Time.
Eastern Time requested this.
Let's go ahead and see what the hell this is.
What is this?
What is this?
Oh, it's an Eddie Money song.
You should refund M Cook You Shekel Goblin Scammer.
Fuck you and your fucking stupid dumb fucking pause hole infected anus.
All right, I didn't ask you, Slav.
Anyway, once again, Eastern Time requested this.
And this right here, this is for Eddie Money, who died today.
Okay?
Who died today?
RIP, Eddie Money, baby.
Man.
Eddie.
Sad, baby.
We're going to miss you, man.
We're going to miss you, Eddie.
I mean, he was just getting his career back in order, you know?
I mean, wasn't this guy just getting, like, some kind of reality show?
He's on the second season of his own reality show.
Oh, man.
I hope that you're up there, Eddie, with the best, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
I hope you're up there with the best, baby.
And for anybody saying boomer music in the chat room, shut up good music if it hits you upside your fucking spoiled brat man children ass.
Jesus Christ.
Fucking unappreciative millennials.
Unappreciative millennials.
What do you got?
Taylor Swift?
Taylor Swift?
Is that what you got?
Jesus Christ.
Alright, as a matter of fact, cheers to Eddie Money.
Once again, he died today, 70 years old, on Friday the 13th.
Under the harvest moon.
Anyway, let's go ahead and take this off.
Look at if you can tell he was loaded back then.
He was always known for getting a little loaded, you know what I mean?
So it is what it is.
All right, let's go ahead.
Just take this off.
Thank you very much, Eastern Time, for throwing some memories down towards Eddie Money, man.
Cheers to Eddie Money and cheers to Eastern Time for requesting it.
Let's continue, folks.
We've got a whole bunch of these here.
And Wordled.
And Wordled requested this $18.66 bucker up in here, and he didn't say anything.
He just requested this.
So, NWordled, this one is yours requesting.
Hold on just a second.
Wordled Requests Shown00:10:46
Let me make sure this isn't some sick, sadistic, disgusting, you know, snake up the ass having shit here.
All right, put the PC shot on.
What is this?
What is this shit?
Johnny, Johnny.
Yes, Papa.
Eating sugar?
No, Papa.
Towing lies?
No, Papa.
Open your mouth.
Oh, what the fuck?
Are you fucking joking?
You fucking piece of shit.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Fuck, man.
You fuckers.
You fucking sick bastards, man.
You're fucking sick.
Oh, my God, man.
Whoever requested that, man, you're a fucking latent homosexual and you're regressed and you're trying to make it out as a joke on the internet because you're a fucking fruit bowl.
All right.
Instead of sitting here and fantasizing about it there, you fruit bowl, why don't you go download the grinder app right now and you can have some sick sadistic pause hole, all right?
Sucking your schlong head or whatever.
You fucking sick bastards.
I'm telling you, see, you know, y'all want radio graffiti after this shit, huh?
After this bullshit?
Anyway, let's move on.
I'm not fucking acknowledging.
You fucking sick fucking perverts, man.
You fucking sick fucking perverts.
Val Eames, I'm sorry, folks.
Remember, these are just people that are requesting shit.
I'm just, I'm just.
Val Eames, okay?
Val Eames requested this son of a bitch.
So let's go ahead and let's see what Val Eames is requesting.
He said, Ghost, man, fucking guys, dude.
I'm fucking tired of you doing this shit to me, man.
Ghost, what do you think of this game?
It's WOT.
You should play it.
What the fuck is this shit?
She goes, what is this shit?
Hey, what?
A Dale the Grinder?
I can only imagine what that fucking fruit bowl is requesting.
Yeah, you're a fruity ass bastard.
So, you know, it is what it is.
Hold on just a second.
Hold on.
I got to make sure that there ain't no freak show shit on this.
Okay, it doesn't look like it.
All right.
It doesn't look like it at this point.
All right, good.
All right.
Here it is.
Let's play it.
Val's Eames said, what do you think of this game?
It's World of Tanks.
Let's see what the hell this is.
All right.
Anybody play this?
When the battle starts, you lead the charge.
Never wanted to back down from a fight.
Enemies think twice before tangling with you.
You are the fucking.
Anybody ever played this game before?
A heavy tank.
Nigger, No!
Nigger, Fucking asshole, man.
Man, listen.
Man, y'all want fucking radio graffiti after this fucking bullshit, man?
Huh?
Y'all gonna keep fucking with me?
You're gonna keep fucking with me on a bowler Friday the 13th, you fox!
You fucks!
I fucking can't believe you people, man.
You know what I'm saying?
I can't fucking believe you people.
You sit here and you fuck.
What?
What, home wrecker, you goddamn son of a bitch?
I have an idea to curb the shitty videos.
Make donations for videos with less than 100 views more expensive.
Well, you know what?
That's like, that's a fucking good idea.
Maybe I should do something like that, huh?
Maybe I should do something like that.
I don't fucking know what to do anymore, man.
I mean, all I'm trying to do is fucking do a decent show and make the show a little bit interactive.
But of course, these fucking sick internet people, perverts, they got to concoct these disgusting fucking methods of trying to show off their perversion.
And let me tell you something.
I'm looking right now at the harvest full moon on this Friday the 13th.
And I guarantee that this full moon is definitely causing some of this disgusting garbage that we're seeing tonight.
Karen, hey, my son is watching this.
Can you please stop?
He's eight.
What the fuck are you doing, you dumb bitch mom?
If your son is eight, he shouldn't be watching this, you stupid dirty bitch.
Fucking my son is watching this is eight.
Why don't you fucking take your son off of this, you stupid dirty whore?
Especially when there are many, many of them.
Oh, great.
There's aesthetic.
All right, great.
I'm serious, you filthy bitch.
Don't put this kid in front of this damn fucking show.
Why don't you go out and try to be an adult and a parent to him?
Fucking dirty slut.
Anyway, let's move on.
I mean, I just, I'm tired, dude.
I just want to.
Don't donate anymore.
I'm telling everybody right now, don't donate anymore.
I'm tired of this shit.
All right.
I shouldn't have even come here today.
I mean, I guess I got to be here tomorrow because I owe you fucking idiots a Saturday night troll show.
But I'm telling you right now, I shouldn't have even come here for Christ's sake.
Dark me magician, mom, my son thinks you're a bad influence.
Please stop.
Well, why don't you fucking tell your son to do something else?
Why don't you go watch over the little brat?
All right.
This is an 18 years or age or up fucking stream here, you dumb dirty broad.
Jesus Christ.
And what is this?
F off new fags?
Have you considered finding someone or a few people to screen the videos before they air?
These targets are sending the shock videos are ruining the show for everyone.
I know, dude.
And listen, I'll think.
I got to think of something.
All right.
What is this, Karen?
I'm a better parent than you, at least.
Oh, yeah.
You're putting your eight-year-old in front of my show, and you're saying your dirty fucking cooch have an ass is actually better parent than I am.
Just sit there and shut up, Karen, and get yourself in the kitchen and make your kids something to fucking eat and make yourself useful, you dirty broad.
Get acquainted with some kitchen appliances.
That's probably why you're sitting there on a Friday night single by yourself with your eight-year-old.
Fucking single mother slut bag.
So just sit there and shut up.
All right?
Fucking trying to make judgment on me.
You know who the fuck I am.
You should do something useful and get in the damn kitchen.
Fucking son of a bitch.
All right, let's move on.
Oh, yeah.
M cook.
M cook is next.
Thank you.
We need another palate cleanser.
I hope this is a palate cleanser.
Hey, Cook, excuse me, M Cook.
Hey, G, I love the show.
Can you speak a little bit about barbecue steaks, corns, and sweet potatoes?
Here's a video to put you in a great mood.
All right.
M Cook requested this and he paid $50 for this.
So let's see what M Cook wants us to watch here.
Hopefully it's a decent palate cleanser.
Oh my God.
Put the PC shot on.
M Cook, he knows.
He knows Old Ghost here.
The best of Jack Tripper.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Hold on.
Is this and the video shares?
What is this?
Hashtag in the video shares.
It's only going to get worse unless you stop the $18.66 buckers altogether.
Deep down inside, you know, you're doing it for the shekels, no matter how sick the videos are.
We're tired of new fags doing $18.66 donos.
We're stealing their thunder.
What the fuck is that?
I don't even know what the fuck that means.
All right.
Look, I'm trying to make the show a little interactive here.
Okay.
And unfortunately, we've got a couple of bad apples.
All right.
And it's unfortunate, but hey, we're not going to let these stupid dumb troll terrorists ruin things for everybody else.
All right.
So we're continuing.
Just disregard what you saw.
I'm going to take it off the screen.
I'm trying to screen these in real time while I'm doing this broadcast.
So it is what it is.
Let's go ahead.
M Cook requested this the best of Jack Tripper from Three's Company, baby.
Come and knock at our door.
Come and knock at our door.
He's been waiting for you.
All right, let's play.
Let's look.
Let's look at some Jack Tripper up in here.
Underrated, underrated comic.
Most underrated physical comic ever.
All right, John Ritter, aka Jack Tripper.
Oh, man.
Look at Jack Tripper.
Look at the physical comedy.
The physical comedy.
And wait a minute.
Boomer TV.
Hey, this was about a single guy living with two girls in one apartment.
Okay.
I mean, let me tell you.
And every, I don't know if y'all have ever seen this show.
I would strongly advise it if you have not.
They were all fucking.
Everybody was fucking somebody all the time.
Every goddamn day.
That's how boomers used to live.
You know, we didn't have this uptight bullshit Me Too Me Too movement.
Oh my god.
I mean, women were very liberated and free with themselves and weren't ashamed to fulfill their sexual appetites, much like men were, and that's why you had a lot of uh, you know, a lot of a lot of sexual liaisons amongst folks, to say the least.
All right, let's go ahead and say, let's just play some more.
Play some more.
John Ritter man, I'm telling you I love watching this show.
It never gets old.
My own room to sleep in my own bedroom never gets old.
Would you like another beer?
Oh yeah yeah, this was in the 70s and 80s.
Baby, oh man, oh man.
Jack Tripper baby, oh my god, shut up in the chat room with Boomer Comedy.
All right, this is a classic show and I advise anybody to fucking watch it.
Very sorry, you have to deal with these fucking bags sending you these.
They're not doing the show as well.
Please, ghost, give us radio graffiti and don't let the trolls.
Stop Trolling The Show00:09:08
All right, I'll think about it.
All right, let me finish.
Okay, Sunburst Unicorn, let me finish these 18 buckers here.
What is this?
And the hashtag and the video shares.
Hey, guys, remember an era where ghost didn't even acknowledge the video share links?
I miss, I sure miss that era of ghost when there was no video shares.
Ghost is dying a slow death and it will only get worse.
Well, that's what you think, pal.
I'm underground.
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
I mean, I'm in underground.
I'm in internet infamy.
I don't know what the fuck you're saying.
All right.
I mean, are you kidding?
I made poll on 4chan.
Poll on 4chan was made because of me.
I inspired poll.
What are you talking about?
And what is this?
Gray steel.
Hold on, Gray Steele.
Hey, Ghost, can I send you Bitcoin for the inner circle slot instead of via stream?
Maybe.
I'm not too sure, man.
Anyway, Gray Steel, thank you, though, for your inquiry.
And, you know, let me know who you are on the forum and we'll see what's up.
Anyway, Gray Steele, my suggestion for dealing with the video donos is to have a deadline on when they can be submitted.
For example, you could start accepting donos after the first hour of the show.
I think the $18.66 bucker eclipse will end the great content in time.
Well, you know, I mean, look, all I'm trying to do is, you know, give a little interaction with the show, you know, which is, you know, pretty much what people like when it comes to internet streams, a little bit of interaction.
That's what I'm providing.
And hey, wait a minute, assholes.
Why in the hell are you people talking garbage about me, man?
I'm not going anywhere.
All right.
I am the internet underground, folks.
Do you understand?
Everybody who is a mainstream streamer out here knows who the fuck I am.
You want to know why?
Because I was here for going on 12 years.
And what is this?
Captain Hook.
You can lead the Jew to shekels, but you can't lead him to the chambers.
Just say, you fucking sick, fucking anti-Semitic bastard.
All right, just sit there and shut up with that anti-Semiticism.
Excuse me.
All right.
I mean, the bottom line is that you people are just hating on me because I am internet infamous.
All right.
I mean, you can Google me and fucking get lost in the content that you find.
Do you understand me?
I mean, there are fucking thousands of hours of content.
When somebody first discovers old ghost over here and they start looking on the Google, they're gonna, they're just getting lost in all the content.
I mean, not just content that was made by me, but user-generated content, etc.
And I'm telling you right now, for you people to sit over here and say that I'm dying a slow death, you don't know your ass from your elbow.
What is this?
That way you don't get flooded with videos and still have interactivity.
Yeah, start video graffiti.
Well, I don't know.
We'll see.
All right.
I mean, I a video graffiti.
I don't know.
But listen, aside from the videos, okay?
I just want to simply tell each and every one of you that are out here talking malarkey against me that you don't know.
You don't know the blood, sweat, and tears that I have conducted myself on the internet just to be this internet infamous.
I mean, do you understand?
I'm not joking around.
Ask anybody.
Ask any goddamn buddy about me about the on the internet.
They know who the fuck I am.
They know who the fuck I am.
I invented memes, you dicks.
All right.
The whole concept of memeology and meme warfare came from the capitalist army and true capitalist radio.
Does everybody remember the big, huge digital protests that we conducted against SOPA?
S-O-P-A?
Look up Capitalist Army and SOPA and take a look at all the memes that were generated back in 2009 and 2010 for Christ's sake, man.
All right?
We created meme warfare.
M Cook, another $50 bill, making it rain on you fucking trolls.
Making it rain on Friday the 13th.
You're damn right.
Cheers.
Cheers to you, man.
Cheers to you, M Cook.
Thank you very much, man.
And I'm glad that there are people like you that are part of the 1%, M Cook, that understand what Ghost is talking about.
You're up above on another intelligence level other than these goddamn assholes that do nothing but flap their fat Cheeto-stained fingers on the keyboard and make fun of me all goddamn day.
I'll tell you this right now.
You people fucking hate me because you ate me.
And because if you're going to hate me because you ate me, you can eat my dick up till you hiccup.
If you're a real American patriot, vote for Suicide.
Yeah, fuck, fuck you.
All right, Dark Meme Magician Girl.
It was our opposition to SOPA.
It was our digital protest that prevented SOPA from coming reality.
If you don't like the videos, then stop watching.
You're all bitching every episode and crying like children, yet you're still here.
You losers got nothing else to do but watch something you don't like?
Stop trying to control the show.
Oh, OSAS told you off, humboy.
OSAS told all you fuckers off.
That was a real dono, man.
Straight up, real dono.
Anyway, let's listen to a couple more seconds of Jack Tripper, which was requested by M Cook.
Cheers again to M Cook, man.
Making it rain on these goddamn trolls and take a look at each and every one of them hate.
Look at the hate and all the rain that they're dropping.
I'm telling you, M Cook is a gangster, man.
Anyway, let's go ahead and watch some more Jack Tripper.
Off of the Doberman.
That's it.
And don't say boomer comedy, boomer TV, or any other shit.
All right.
They'll make a run for it.
You're damn right.
Hold on.
What?
What?
How much longer do I have to donate till I get my monthly?
Fuck you.
That M Cook.
M Cook is not the fucking engineer.
Shut up.
That's a fucking lie.
M Cook is one of my greatest fans, and I thank him every day that he listens to the broadcast.
Hammer.
What?
What?
What do you want now?
2012 fan.
Are the ancient guys on History Channel actually onto something big, or is it all an act?
It's a bunch of bullshit, dude.
Is that a fucking serious question?
I mean, take a look at the fucking guy that got rich off that shit.
That fucking idiot with the weird hair.
That fucking, what is he?
A Greek?
You know?
You know, something's happening here, and it definitely has to be aliens.
It's all a bunch of bullshit.
All right, let's look a little bit more of Jack Tripper, please.
All right?
A little bit more of Jack Tripper.
Not just one.
Give me a whole handful.
All right, that's what I want to.
I want to listen to a little bit of fucking Jack Tripper.
One at a time is a waste of time.
Don't put the damn things in your mouth, you idiots.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Hold on, what is this?
What?
People can't hear it?
Hold on.
Hold on.
People can't hear the damn thing.
I think you're fucking lying.
You can fucking hear it.
Just fucking hear it and like it.
Just fucking hear it and like it.
I'm tired of you fucking trolls.
I mean, you idiots wouldn't know goddamn fucking TV that hit you in your fucking ass.
Stupid sorry sacks of shit.
Yeah, thank you guys for, you know, saying that you can hear it being honest instead of being these dumb assholes trying to be a bunch of jerk dicks.
Anyway, are you enjoying Jack Tripper, boys?
Don't you?
Jesus Christ.
All right, let me go ahead and take this down here.
All right, let's take this down here because you people, you know, you're talking mad garbage about this damn sitcom.
And this sitcom, I'm telling you right now, innovated television.
So thank M. Cook once again for that $50 donation and requesting some Jack Tripper.
You know, ghosts, baby.
You know, ghosts.
Hey, Ghost, I think I saw you around Elm Creek.
You saw me around Elm Creek.
Are you talking about the subdivision of Elm Creek?
Don't be fucking trying to find out where I live, you piece of shit.
Do you understand?
Don't you fucking dare try to find out where I live.
I mean, that's the last thing I want is a bunch of fucking severely cased autists coming up to my fucking house, and then I'll have to, you know, have an old shootout at the OK Corral.
All right, so just don't fucking worry about where the fuck I'm at, you sorry sack of shit.
Anyway, let's move on.
Ben Affleck Scandal Discussed00:03:29
We got a Mark Hamill equals best Joker.
Scuffed Married with Children.
Dude, Khabib.
No, no, no.
Fucking Three's Company is, I think, better than Married with Children.
Even though I still watch Married with Children, I think it's better.
And not to mention the chicks were more natural.
You know, I'm telling you right now.
Anyway, let's just move on.
I got a whole bunch of these $18.66 bucker, for Christ's sake.
All right, Mark Hamill equals Best Joker requested this $18.66 bucker, obligating me to watch a YouTube video.
So let's hear it.
Mark Hamill equals Best Joker.
What the hell is this?
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
This is Mark Hamill equals Joker requesting this.
Fucking Ben Affleck.
Merry Christmas, Grace.
Can you get Greg up here for you?
Ben Affleck!
No holidays can be a time for gentle reflection on the year past.
Our ups and downs are- Bruce Wayne, I am- What the- What the fuck?
But don't forget.
Bruce Wayne, I'm your ghost.
Why haven't we seen this?
No.
What the hell is this?
It won't be completely stuffed until it's filled to the brim with bloody parts.
So what do you say, freak?
You want to roast chestnuts?
Wait a minute.
Oh, this is what if.
I was going to say, I mean, did Mark Hamill really play the fucking Joker?
But this is what if Mark Hamill played a live-action Joker.
That's very interesting.
Even though I think Ben Affleck is a piece of shit.
I think he's a, I mean, you know, if you want my opinion, I think that he rode the nutsack of Matt Damon, because I think Matt Damon was the guy who wrote most of A Goodwill Hunting.
And, you know, Matt Damon was probably the whole brains of the whole damn thing around the operation.
There you have Ben Affleck like, hey, dude, you might be if I put my name right there next to yours there.
And I mean, just fuck off.
All right, fuck off.
But I will give Ben Affleck one thing.
During this whole Me Too movement, you know, the whole hashtag Me Too, what is this?
Does Disney control too much?
Should it be split up like Teddy Roosevelt did to Steve?
very good point because right now disney does hold a lot of the content in their control and uh they own a lot of big uh corporations like abc espn uh so that's a very good question i think that disney um it's a pretty big corporation man i i don't i would not doubt that at some point in time antitrusts uh will come the way of disney but at this point in time it doesn't seem like it so You know, it is what it is.
But anyway, during hashtag me too, Ben Affleck was implicated because some broad tweeted that she met Ben Affleck at a Golden Globe Awards back in, I don't know, 2012 or something, and that Ben Affleck began, while posing for a picture, began to cup her buttock and then proceeded to stick his finger in her crack.
And she actually tweeted this.
I think that you could probably find the tweet unless she deleted it, but that's what she accused Ben Affleck of doing.
Mark Hamill Joker Request00:10:24
And in my opinion, folks, I mean, you know, if you can't stick your finger up a woman's crack, then why in the fuck would you even want to aspire to be a Ben Affleck movie star?
I mean, isn't that the whole point of being a movie star and a rock star?
That you can just stick your finger up some woman's crack at will and all they'll do is be like, I mean seriously, man?
I mean why in the hell be Ben Affleck, big fucking movie star, doing all this shit when you can't stick your finger up some woman's crack?
Just saying folks, I'm just saying anyway, let's move on, I'm sorry, I'm just saying, I'm just saying I'm sorry and look it look, I'm gonna tell y'all right now, okay, if I happen to be doxx, I'm actually planning on doing keto this week, this coming week, starting Monday or Tuesday, and I'm no longer drinking beer.
Okay, this is my last weekend drinking beer, and the reason is I want to get ripped so I can be, you know, marketable to the MILFs.
All right, once I'm doxed, I want to take the MILF market by storm.
And I'm telling you all this, if you women want to pose with a picture of me, you know, get ready for a finger in the crack.
All right, because I'll be in rock star status at that point, all right.
So just just keep that in mind that you may get a finger in your crack if old ghost becomes some big badass, fucking rock star or something.
All right, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, be expecting a finger up your crack anyway.
I'm sorry, I'm just anyway.
Let's get to Bonzie Buddy.
All right, Bonzie Buddy suggestion for movie night.
This is Bonzie Buddy's suggestion for movie night.
Let's go ahead and see what Bonzie Buddy is suggesting for movie night up in here.
We'll see what it is.
What is this?
Columbia Pictures Present.
Columbia Pictures TO Space Metal, Heavy Metal, a trip beyond the future, to a universe.
Oh wow, this is interesting.
I've never, i've never seen this.
A universe of mystery, a universe of passionate.
What the hell?
Whoa whoa, terrifying evil.
What the hell?
Wow, this was a cartoon.
This was a cartoon, dude.
When the hell was this produced now?
1981, I don't remember this shit.
1981 this was produced.
A step beyond science fiction.
Bonzie Buddy suggesting this for a movie night.
And if we do have movie night, it'll probably be on a Saturday night.
Interesting, dude.
Interesting, man.
Wow.
All right, we may do that.
I'll consider it.
As a matter of fact, there is a forum thread right now in the Ghost.report forum post on people giving me suggestions on what to have for movie nights.
And by the way, if we do do a movie night on Saturday Night Troll Show, we're going to watch the movie, but we're going to continue to do the show.
You know how it is.
So, you know, it's not going to be just the movie.
Anyway, thank you, Bonzie Buddy, for the suggestion.
Let's go ahead and get to M. Cook.
Another one by M Cookie.
He donated $100 for this one.
He said, hey, man, here it is.
The video that changed my whole life to the listening audience enjoy.
You can't be poor and enjoy this sport.
So keep listening to Ghost so you can ball till you fall, baby.
Woo!
All right, who do we got here?
Let's see.
M Cook, let's see what you got cooking here, man.
Let's see what you got.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Are you kidding me?
This is the video that changed your life.
Put the PC shot on.
Does everybody remember this?
All right, Ghost.
I got the t-shirt.
I made the greatest true capitalist.
I mean, y'all remember this?
The old school, man.
It's suspicious tumbleweed.
It's Suspicious Tumbleweed!
Yeah, I'm telling you, man.
In the old days.
Memories in the corner of my mind.
Get a little bit of memories.
Man, look at that.
2011, baby.
It's 2019.
I'm telling you, man, infamous.
I am internet infamous, baby.
And that's actually some good footage, too.
Can you see this?
Where the hell are this snowboard?
It looks beautiful.
Look at that.
Looks like you're gonna have to follow me on Twitter now.
Yeah.
You're damn right, baby.
You're damn right.
I'm telling you right now.
Hey, M. Cook, all I got to say is memories in the corner of my mind.
I'm telling you, man.
Cheers to M Cook.
Thank you for requesting that.
I'm telling you, baby, I'm telling you, you know, Ghost, we've been around for a long time, baby.
Internet infamous.
It's all I got to say.
What is this?
Fact suspicious tumbleweed equals M Cook confirmed.
Why are you making that kind of assumption?
Why the fuck are you making that kind of assumption, you sar sack of trash?
Jesus Christ, you fucking idiots think you know it all.
You don't know shit from Shinola.
All right?
Seriously.
Anyway, Mr. BN King in the house.
Thank you very much, by the way, M Cook.
I'm telling you, you have made this Friday the 13th Baller Friday a hell of a good one.
I'll tell you that.
Here's Mr. BN King.
Let's see what Mr. BN King is requesting.
He said, Hey, ghost, happy baller Friday the 13th.
Hope you're having a good day or good show.
Just one show away until episode 100.
That's right, folks.
One show away from 100.
Here's some tunes to celebrate the day.
Cheers.
So let's see what BN King is requesting as some tunes.
Hold on.
I got to fucking listen to a goddamn ad again.
Well, let's see what BN King is requesting for some tunes in celebration of the upcoming 100th episode of the Go Show.
Let's go ahead and put the PC shot on.
This was requested by Mr. BN King.
Rough Justice.
Oh, they're called Crazy Links.
I can hear that 80s influence, baby.
Y'all hear that 80s guitar there, boy?
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da.
Whoa, dude, this is like 80s hairband throwback here, man.
is like 80s hairband throwbacks straight up 80s is right dude When you hear him coming, I miss the 80s, baby.
That was a great decade to be alive in, man.
It's triple life.
I mean, this is pure 80s, and this looks like a modern band, Crazy Lynx.
It's triple lines.
You know what I'm saying?
And what's cool about this is that this exposes others to, you know, music.
This is how music is organically liked.
You know, somebody listening to this probably really likes this.
They're going to go, they're going to download.
They're going to become fans.
I mean, this is how music is organically supposed to be appreciated.
The way that they're distributing music now is a joke.
Da-da, da-da, da-da, da-da, da-da.
The fuckin' 80s, baby.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Oh, man.
How's everybody doing on Bowler Friday the 13th, episode 99, boy?
Oh, man.
Once again, thank you, Mr. BNK.
Thank you, Mr. BNK.
He's coming to the show.
All right.
Everybody remember Crazy Licks.
Hold on.
Somebody.
Do you interact with any politicians in Texas?
Like, meet any and bar or something.
I talked to a cabinet member for president, and it felt a bit surreal.
I want to be honest with you.
Of course, I know people in politics, especially when I lived in Austin.
You kick it on Congress Street.
You'd be surprised the kinds of folks that are kicking it out there.
Lest we forget that Karl Rove lives in Austin.
There are a lot of political, big-time bigwigs that live in Austin.
Paul Bagala, a couple of press secretaries for Obama live in Austin.
Political consultants live in Austin.
So when you get these people under a scenario where you get a little drunk, a little boozy going on over here, they tend to be a little loose-lipped.
And, you know, that's how old Ghost used to get some 411 on the political scene.
I still do, by the way.
But 2020, even though you have the Democratic debates going on here, I don't think that Trump needs too much help considering the Democrats are a bunch of idiots.
Johnny Walker Blue Label00:15:37
Anyway, let's listen to a couple more seconds of this because BN King did donate 25 buckers.
What does everybody think about Crazy Lynx?
Press one if you like it.
Press anything else if you don't like it.
What does everybody think about this?
I mean, this is definitely 80s, dude.
People like it later.
People like it.
Taking it back to the old school 80s, baby.
All right, man.
Hey, thank you very much, Mr. BN King.
I appreciate it.
And, you know, thank you very much for enlightening folks with a little bit of an 80s type of a modern twist there.
Oh, great.
There's Dan the Oracle.
Dropping some more red pills.
Sure.
Sure.
Dropping red pills.
Like, you know, that fucking dumb video denying the fact that Building 7.
Never mind.
Anyway, let's move on.
All right.
Froppie.
Froppie requested this next $18.66 bucker and said, dying, dying, death, death, help, help, barf, barf, barf, barf.
No one can stop the pain.
If I only had a jukebox hero named Ghost with his mighty wheelchair.
What the fuck are you talking about, you stupid, dumb, fucking ass clown?
What are you talking about, Froppie?
What is this?
Oh, no, come on, man.
Come on, for heaven's sake.
Paid off cheatler.
What the fuck?
Paid off cheatler?
What the fuck does that mean?
Pay off M Cook.
M Cook, another $50 bill.
$50 bill.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Look at M Cook, baby.
Thank you for existing.
Man, cheers to you, man.
Cheers to you.
I mean, do you understand?
M Cook is episode 99 at this point in time, man.
M Cook is Baller Friday the 13th, man.
I mean, cheers to M Cook, man.
What a man, dude.
Cheers to, you know what?
Let's get another beer.
All right.
I mean, he is making it rain on you, trolls, tonight, baby.
He is making it rain on you, trolls.
And all I see from you in the chat room is a bunch of hater aid, baby.
That's all I see.
A bunch of hater aid, for Christ's sake.
All right.
You know what time it is.
You know what time it is?
It's time for more beer.
Woo!
You're goddamn right, baby.
More beer.
And I'm definitely cheersing right now.
Let me pour this.
Pour this in the damn glass here.
I definitely got to say a cheers to M Cook making it rain on these trolls, baby.
Making it rain on these trolls.
And look at all the haters, huh?
Look at all the haters in the chat room out here hating on M Cook because he's a down-ass capitalist and he's flexing nuts on all you trolls.
How you like that, huh?
Anyway, cheers to M Cook, baby.
Cheers to M. Cook.
Here's train number 567.
Check this out.
What do you want to check out?
Check this out.
I'll check it out in just a second, but I have to say, M Cook in the house.
What is this?
Welcome to the Beers and Tears show.
What do you mean, the Beers and Tears Show, ST, Mike?
What the fuck are you talking about, man?
All right, I'm having a good time tonight.
And what is this?
That last one wasn't me.
Check the email.
Also, it's not some filth.
Whatever the hell that means.
All right, Dan the Oracle.
I'll check it out.
Anyway, I want to say cheers to M Cook.
Baby, this fucking guy is fucking making it rain on you, trolls, baby.
Making it rain on you, trolls.
And all you can do is flap your fat fucking Pop-Tart-eating fingers on the keyboard very sternly because you're haters.
You're all a bunch of haters, baby.
All right.
Cheers to M Cook, baby.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Okay, Ghost, please.
I can't donate anymore.
Please let me know.
That's not the real M Cook.
Shut your fucking mouth up, all right?
As a matter of fact, M Cook, I'm shooting a shot, baby.
I'm celebrating, all right?
I've got to do me here.
I've got to do me for Christ's sake.
And I've got about four or five scotches sitting right here next to the computer.
Look at all these bottles of scotches right here.
And that's for you trolls right there.
Let me go ahead.
Man, I've only got a little bit of Johnny Walker blue label, but you know what?
It's the occasion for it, baby.
All right?
Johnny Walker Blue Label.
Oh, yeah.
Damn right, baby.
Let me see.
How big is this?
Yeah, it looks like about a double.
All right, I'm taking a double here.
And I want to say cheers to everybody out there who's listening to the broadcast.
Once again, you are listening to the underground right now of the internet.
And that's the Go Show live episode 99.
It is Baller Friday the 13th.
And I want to say cheers to you right now if you're listening to me live, baby.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
Good God, that is so good, dude.
I'm not even joking around.
If you have not had Johnny Walker Blue label, I would strongly advise you to do it.
I just did a double shot, and it went down smooth, baby.
It was just smooth.
Oh, my God.
That's to M Cook, by the way.
M Cook again.
Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
$50 bill.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
O-Y-A-A-A-A-A-A-A, baby.
Oh, my God.
M Cook.
I mean, good God.
Look at him.
He's making it rain on you, trolls, on Baller Friday the 13th.
I mean, good God.
Oh, my God, man.
Oh, my God, dude.
I don't know.
I don't know what else to say.
I'm in shock.
I am in shock.
Yo, Ghost, what's your favorite Nirvana song?
My favorite Nirvana song.
What the fuck is that called?
The one he talks about suicide a lot.
Doll steak, I think is the name of the song, right?
Right?
Doll steak.
I think that one's it.
Fuck, I meant to send five bucks.
Can I have my money back?
Give me a break.
That's not M Cook.
Come on, calm your asses, dad.
Give me a freaking break, man.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Hey, look, everybody's going to act like M Cook now.
Look, shows up on the PayPal list as Thomas Albin.
You'll fuck yourself, man.
All right.
All right, listen.
Stop.
No more fake M Cooks here.
All right.
Here's 2002 fans.
What?
My Japanese girlfriend won't move to America.
Well, why don't you move to America?
I don't know what the hell.
Go ahead and do what you got to do, baby.
All right.
America, in my opinion, is the greatest country in the world because we're the freest country at this point in the world.
And I'm proud to be an American.
And by God, we have the modern-day George Washington as the president now.
And I'm talking about President Donald Trump, baby.
MEGA!
MEGA!
Trump 2020, hands down.
It doesn't matter what mumser they throw that is running for president on the Democratic Party.
They're going to get beat down, baby.
They're going to get beat down.
MEGA!
All right, let me go ahead and take this last chug of beer.
Let me open up another beer and we're going to move on with the $18.66 bucker.
But once again, M Cook.
I mean, this episode belongs to him, obviously, man.
He is making it rain on you, trolls.
All right.
Shut the fuck up, 2012, you pedo jap.
Come on.
Look, don't fight with each other on text-to-speech, all right?
And what is this?
Captain Hook.
Never forget the USS Liberty.
They knew what they were doing.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
We get it.
All right.
The USS Liberty is real.
We get it.
All right.
They didn't mean it.
All right.
It was an accident.
Anyway, folks, look, stop trying to harsh my mellow.
I'm on cloud fucking nine for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, here, let's put a song on to commemorate how I'm feeling right now.
I'm sorry.
I'll get to your fucking donation in a minute there, Froppy.
But I mean, I'm feeling fucking just, I can't even explain it.
I mean, I can't even fucking explain it.
As a matter of fact, let me put on a song that'll help me explain it for heaven's sake.
All right.
Let's go ahead and play something, engineer.
Play something.
You know what I'm talking about.
Play something inspiring.
Play something that makes me feel how I'm feeling right now.
I feel like a million bucks.
All right.
I feel like a special person.
I feel like in 10 or 15 years, they are going to give me the golden microphone award for the greatest broadcaster in American history.
Play something, engineer.
Play it.
Oh, yeah.
This is perfect, dude.
This is perfect.
This is how I feel right now, man.
M Cook is the man.
Look at what's happened to me.
This is great, Engineer.
M Cook, making it rain, baby.
Hey, everybody sing it.
Everybody sing it.
Everybody sing it.
Believe it or not, I'm walking on air.
Yes.
Yes.
Fire the way.
Ha ha ha ha!
Oh, man.
Believe it or not, I'm walking on air, baby.
Oh, my God.
Oh, yeah.
Look, M Cook.
M Cook, believe it or not, this song is horrible.
This song is great.
This song is beautiful.
This is how I'm feeling right now.
This is how I'm feeling right now.
Sing it with me.
Believe it or not, I'm walking on air.
M Cook, baby.
Cheers to M Cook.
Cheers to M Cook, baby.
Oh, my God.
Believe it or not, it's just me.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Take this off.
Take it off, Engineer.
Take it off.
Good God.
I'm sorry, folks.
I just, I feel giddy, dude.
I mean, you know, this is fucking M Cook.
This guy, he goes back to a long ways.
I don't want to explain, but he's a millionaire.
He's been a great fan for a long time.
And I want to say cheers to him.
All right.
I want to say cheers.
He's been doing stuff like this for many years.
And I want to say cheers once again to M Cook, man.
Believe it or not, I'm walking on air.
Cheers, baby.
All right.
All right.
We got to get back to the show here.
Sorry, folks.
I had to do me here for a couple of minutes.
I think it's time for me to get one more beer and we're going to move on with the broadcast.
So you know what time it is, folks?
You know what time it is?
It's time for more beer on this baller Friday the 13th, episode 99.
What do we got going on here?
What is this?
Look, we got all kinds of beer, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
I was just drinking some steropramen, which is a Czech beer.
And now I'm moving on to spatting.
You're damn right.
That fucking German beer with a pair of balls on it.
All right, give me a goddamn bottle opener, for heaven's sake.
Give me the bottle opener.
All right, get the shit out of here.
All right.
All right, baby.
This is a hell of a fucking baller Friday the 13th, man.
I'm telling you that right now.
Yeah.
I'm feeling great now, man.
There's nothing you trolls can do to me tonight that's going to knock me off this high, baby.
All right.
I'm not even joking.
There ain't a thing that you goddamn trolls can do that can harsh my mellow.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
Oh my God.
Believe it or not, I'm walking on air.
Oh man, once again, cheers to M Cook, baby.
Cheers, baby, cheers.
Ah, good one.
All right, here we go.
Let's continue going forward.
I'm telling you.
Anyway, Froppie, we got to go back to Froppy's goddamn video here.
Barry Goldwater.
Barry Goldwater.
Jesus Christ.
Now we got fucking presidential candidates coming back from the dead doing text-to-speech.
And what is this, Karen?
Karen, think you've had enough beer?
You might have a problem.
I don't have a fucking problem.
All right.
I'm a connoisseur.
Do you understand?
I appreciate alcoholic beverages for the nuances of their tastes and their flavors.
You know, for you to sit over here and try to insinuate that I, you know, I'm an alcoholic is an absolute false indictment.
I'm a connoisseur, and everybody out there knows it, okay?
So with that being said, let's go ahead and listen to Froppy's 18 bucker or $18.66 bucker.
Here it is.
Here's Froppie.
What is this?
I hate this guy, this angry video game nerd.
Grow the fuck up.
You're fucking receding.
Hairline is showing.
What is this?
2012 fan.
Will Obama set for life getting paid to give speeches?
Why the fuck?
What the fuck does he do for money?
Well, he got paid off.
What are you talking about?
For whatever reason, Netflix, and I would hate to be a stockholder because their stock is slipping like a mofo, but what was it?
Last year or 2016, Netflix gave Obama a $250 million movie deal.
Oh my God.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God, dude.
I mean, you're killing me, man.
Oh, my God.
Netflix Obama Movie Deal00:05:54
M Cook.
I mean, what, what a, thank you, dude.
Thank you for being a badass millionaire.
Thank you for appreciating the broadcast and understand what I'm trying to say.
I'm telling you, man, cheers to M Cook.
And look at the haters in the chat room, man.
Look at the haters in the chat room.
Oh, my God.
I'm not even joking, man.
Cheers to M Cook.
Cheers to M Cook.
I was right in the middle of Froppie's video and it was that stupid angry fucking video game nerd that needs to grow the fuck up already, all right?
Your fucking stupid obnoxious jerk dick.
You know, and then here we have fucking M Cook, man, making it rain on you haters.
You want to know why he's doing that, right?
He is showing you all in a vulgar display of power method that capitalism reigns supreme, baby.
The only way that you can do what M Cook is doing is if you're a badass capitalist and you know what you're doing.
You know what I'm saying?
And, you know, M Cook has been listening to me back in the true capitalist radio days, and he's been listening and made a lot of money.
And I'm telling you, the guy is very appreciative.
So I want to say cheers, baby.
Cheers, all right?
M Cook, bro.
How much have you had to drink tonight?
You're concerning me.
What kind of a fucking name is that?
Huh?
What the hell kind of a name?
I don't even know what the fucking kind of name that is.
All right.
But anyway, let me play Froppy's video.
I do want to say once again, cheers to M Cook, baby.
All right.
I'm not judging the haters.
They're going to keep hating, but let them keep hating, baby.
All right.
Here it is.
This one is by Froppy.
Go ahead and play it.
Let me tell you, you fucking trolls.
And I hate this guy.
This guy's an idiot.
I'm telling you, M. Cook is flexing nuts.
I hate this game.
I mean, I can't believe that anybody even watched this stupid goof.
This guy is INDICATING and- and- What the fuck?
What the fuck?
W-W-W-WHAT THE FU- What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
Fucking Froppy.
No wonder you're like, get to the video, girls.
Get to the video.
How do you like that, ghost?
I'm Froppie.
How do you like that?
Well, you know what?
Fuck you.
M Cook again.
Much thanks, Ghost.
Sorry, it's not a 50.
I need to save up.
Don't worry about it.
I mean, M Cook.
I mean, good God, dude.
He's fucking making it rain on all you trolls.
He's making it rain on all you trolls.
Believe it or not, I'm walking on there.
That's how you flex nuts as a capitalist, baby.
That's how you flex nuts at a capitalist.
I like a capitalist.
Motherfucking M Cook in the house.
And take a look at all the hater raid.
Take a look at all the goddamn hater raid that are happening in the chat room, man.
You know what I mean?
I mean, you hate him because you ain't him, all right?
You hate him because you ain't him.
All right.
Once again, cheers to M Cook.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
I'm telling you that right now.
What is this?
Black pearl.
Dova and Jackler, the two peddos, need to stop worrying about other people's finances.
What?
You guys both still live with your parents, of course.
You have no clue about finances or money around.
Stay jealous and clueless.
Oh, I mean, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Are fucking Jackler and Duva talking garbage or something?
I mean, are Jackler and Duva talking garbage?
I mean, what the hell's Jackler and Duva's problem?
What the hell?
What the fuck, man?
I thought you were my fans.
What the fuck?
Jesus Christ.
I bet you one of them is in the fucking shekel counter.
I guarantee it, all right?
Anyway, SWAT Cat requested this one right here.
SWAT Cat requested this one and said, puppers are nice, but I prefer cats.
Okay, well, let's see what the hell you requested for an $18.66 bucker.
All right, what is it?
Oh, look, it's a cat video.
Look, it's a cat video.
The cat knocks with her foot.
Like, hey, wolf of the door.
Look at that.
Just like a pompous cat.
Like, hey, open the fucking door.
Open the fucking door.
I'm a cat!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh my god!
This is funny, dude.
I'm going to fucking make sure to fucking open up.
Open up.
I'm hungry.
Open up!
Oh, this is...
Whoa!
He knocked pretty loud if nobody's going to fucking listen, huh?
Oh, my God.
Now that's funny, dude.
All right.
All right.
That's a pretty funny cat video.
I got to give you all that one.
That one's a pretty funny one.
Who the hell?
SWAT cat.
SWAT cat.
Is that why you said SWAT cat?
Because the damn cat was fucking banging on the damn door like a goddamn SWAT team.
Mike Hawk.
Von doesn't want to work with my Obama Wi-Fi, so I have to use Jackler's relay to watch the show.
Oh, that sucks, dude.
He literally hasn't said a damn thing.
Stop pulling drama out of the capital.
Oh, he hasn't said anything.
Soy Boys Want Free Stuff00:09:03
There's enough of it going around.
All right.
Thank you, Mike Hawk, for explaining that.
You know how people are, Mike Hawk.
You know, these people, they want to fucking cause drama.
You know, they want to fucking sit over here and try to push people's buttons and shit.
So once again, thank you for clearing that up.
I really do appreciate it.
All right.
Anyway, let's move on, folks.
Let's get to the next $18.66 bucker.
And that one was requested by here's the Marxist Army.
Capitalism is no match for these soy warriors.
What are you talking about?
Here's to the Marxist Army.
What the hell did you just request?
What do you, what is this crap?
Put the PC shot on.
Here's to the Marxist Army.
March to end capitalism, Berkeley, California, 2019.
What is this?
Play it.
Oh, my God.
Kill capitalism.
Oh, look.
God, look, look at this.
Hold on, pause this.
Look at the riffraft.
I mean, look at these disgusting, fluoride staring people.
I mean, I would like to take a legitimate survey of these people and ask them whether or not they have taken psychotropic drugs in significant portions of their life.
And I guarantee you, 99.9% of these people have.
I guarantee it.
I guarantee it.
This is the Soy Boy Army.
Jackler has said nothing.
That guy is just being a clown.
ST My.
All right.
Thank you very much for validating that.
I really do appreciate that, man, because you got a lot of people causing drama out here.
But look at this.
This is the soy boy communist army.
And private property.
Big are not a commodity.
And private property.
I mean, I want to be honest with you, okay?
Most of these people, and this is what I was saying before.
They're not out here protesting because they want a better collective society.
These people are protesting because they are insignificant to a capitalist society.
Now, the benefit of being insignificant to a capitalist society is that you can do this and be free to do this in a capitalist society.
You couldn't do this in communism or socialism.
And what is this?
Can't abuser?
Leave Jackler alone.
Why do you hate him so much?
You do realize he also relays Ghost Show for you ungrateful pricks.
He's not saying a word at all.
That's what Kansas Buser just said.
And 2012 fans said, Hey, ghost, what was 4chan of the internet before 2004?
I know Moot came from something awful forums.
Well, you know, there was that.
There was E-Bomb's World.
There was a bunch of shit.
Anyway, let's go back and let's look at the soy boy army once again play it.
You see, these people want free money for themselves out of a narcissistic perspective.
They don't care about the collective.
They don't care about a collective society where everybody is inclusive and the allocation of resources are distributed based upon your contribution to the collective society.
These idiots are all, I want free shit.
I want free college and free housing because all I want to do is bang on a drum all day.
Wait, hold on, hold on.
What is this?
M Cook!
Oh, man, look at M Cook, man.
Oh, my God.
Oh, geez.
Hey, man, people apprecate you.
Hey, I appreciate it there, M Cook, man.
I mean, good God, man.
M Cook is literally making it fucking right.
What a baller, dude.
What a fucking baller.
I'm not even joking.
I'm a baller, shot caller, 20-inch blade on M. Paula, Sean, yeah, etc.
Anyway, M Cook, cheers to, and like, M Cook is not loaded tonight.
All right.
M. Cook is a millionaire who is a fan of this broadcast, and he's trying to show you through his flexing nuts of capitalism that you should be a capitalist too.
That you, instead of fucking making goddamn excuses for yourself, instead of hiding under your goddamn mommy's skirt, maybe it's time for you to go out and stake your fucking claim.
All right, M Cook is fucking making it rain on all you hoes.
All right.
I'm not even, he's making it rain on all you hoes.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
M Cook.
Cheers to M. Cook.
And once again, this video was requested by Here's the Marxist Army.
Our response.
Well, hold on.
What is this?
Jackler is literally one of the most unlikable faggots to ever watch Ghost Imagine trying so hard to be famous on a fucking 400-viewer internet stream.
What the hell are you talking about?
Hey, don't make fun of my fucking stream.
The Smith and Wesson retirement plan awaits Jackler.
You fuck 2012.
Fuck you, asshole.
All right.
I'm listened to by tens of thousands of people throughout the world.
And for you to sit over here and say, I'm just a 400-fucking, hey, asshole.
Look at all the relays that are being relayed all over the internets.
All right.
I'm being relayed right now to a Discord chat that has over fucking 30,000 people.
So for you idiots to sit here and try to make a judgment call on my goddamn stream based upon how many people are listening live, you people don't know your ass from your elbows.
So don't fucking sit here and talk garbage here, 2012 fan.
Now I know you're a bunch of horse shit.
Anyway, let me move on.
All right.
Hold on.
Let's listen to the rest of the fucking soyboy Marxist army here.
This is what's supposed to be opposing capitalism.
This right here.
I mean, this is fucking pathetic.
I used to think that governments were here to help the people.
Oh my God.
I used to think that hospitals were here to heal the sick.
Well, you're a damn fool, you idiot.
I used to think the police were here to protect the vulnerable.
I used to think corporations were here to provide us with resources effectively.
No, you fucking idiot.
That's why in America you earn a living.
That's why you don't, you're not given a living.
You fucking earn a living, soy boy.
And what is this?
Fact checker.
Fact check relay one Kans Abuser 35.
Relay two Jackler 55.
Relay three Discord 32.
You're not in the fucking Discord that I'm talking about.
All right.
And not to mention, I'm being relayed to places that can't get the stream, like in third world countries like Bangkok, Thailand, and the Philippines.
All right?
Don't be sitting here talking garbage.
I'm also big in Sri Lanka and the Isle of Man.
I'm also big in the Isle of Man.
So for you people to be sitting there talking garbage, you don't know your ass from your elbow.
Play the rest of this shit.
Play a little bit more of this shit.
I was once a nationalist.
I almost went into the Marine Corps.
Oh, I'm sure you did there, freaky ass soy boy.
Once I found out that they were using soldiers to go to foreign lands and to kill other poor people to take their re- Look, do you see this?
Without money, we'd all be rich.
That doesn't make any fucking sense.
Dude, communism and socialism still use monetary systems.
All right?
Communism and socialism still use money.
There's never going to be a government that doesn't use the mechanism of exchange of goods and services.
It's never going to happen.
I mean, communism still uses money, you dick.
All right, socialism still uses money.
Where do these people think that this is a fucking reality?
It's not a reality anywhere.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, this is a stupid fucking sign.
Without money, we'd all be rich.
Without money, you'd be fending for yourself in the jungle, you idiot.
Oh, my God.
Zoomer Music Relationships00:11:11
Yeah, look at these dudes.
These are the people that are going to fight against capitalists, huh?
Watching our TV.
Oh, my God.
Eating our animal products and not going outside and speaking out.
All right, I've had enough of this.
I've had just about enough of these cooksters.
And like, look at that.
Each and every one of these cooksters are there for their own selfish narcissistic reason.
They don't care about the collective.
And that's why I went on that soliloquy earlier in the broadcast about how boomers, when they were advocating communism and socialism and other collective political philosophies, they were practicing it.
They were practicing.
These people are narcissists.
Look at them.
You could see it in their face.
Look at them.
Give me this.
Give me that.
They don't care about the collective.
They don't care about the people.
Are we going around mindlessly buying these products that we've been socially tricked into thinking that we need?
Well, you've been mentally tricked through the media to think that there's more than one, more than two genders.
That, you know, you can have monogamous relationships when you're an LGBTQ.
Let's be honest, dude.
I mean, you know, we've had gay marriage legal since 2014.
How many monogamous gay or lesbian relationships do you know?
How many monogamous relationships do you know in the gay and lesbian relationship?
I mean, I'm not joking.
I mean, did you know that lesbian relationships are the most dangerous to be in?
That the majority of domestic violence calls that are called in metropolitan areas are called because of lesbian relationships.
I mean, I'm just saying, man.
I mean, when you...
What?
What is it?
What?
Can't abuser.
You have to admit we all should be grateful for capitalism.
Without it, we wouldn't be able to afford a paper troll ghost.
Fuck you, asshole, all right?
Even though I'm not a big fan of pay-per-troll.
Can you fuck yourself?
All right.
Nobody's asking anybody to do any of this shit.
All right.
You fucking people are doing this to make me look like a jag off.
All right?
So fuck you.
Fucking piece of shit.
Anyway, I'm done.
You know, you people are all a bunch of fucking screw tards.
And, you know, trying to, you know, spit knowledge to you people is like talking to a fucking rodent.
All right.
Let's move on.
All right.
Let's move on to the next $18.66 bucker.
And that one was requested by somebody, LOLWTF.
LOLWTF requested this one.
What is this?
M Cook.
And this isn't the real M Cook.
Cheers to you, man.
If you do radio graffiti for me tonight, I want all these trolls to spit shine my shoes and kiss my ass, too.
Oh, come on.
No, that's not the real fucking M Cook.
There's no way.
There's no way that's the real M Cook.
The real M Cook ain't that.
He ain't like that, dude.
You are the one funny.
Cheers to you, man.
If you do radio graffiti for me tonight, I want all these trolls to spit shine my shoes and kiss my ass.
Oh my God.
No, that's funny, dude.
I don't think that was him, but that's funny, all right?
Anyway, let's go ahead and let's watch LOLWTF's request for an $18.66 bucker.
What is this?
LOL WTF.
What is this?
I am prepared to offer what I think is very confusing.
Shut the fuck up.
Ghost, I have a question.
What?
Well, then, why don't you say your fucking question?
I'm watching a video here.
Why don't you say your fucking question, man?
What kind of video is this?
What is this?
Dr. Phil Sends a Girl to Ram Ranch.
And positive alternative in offering to make available to you parents to send her to a place called Ranch.
Oh, come on.
28 U.S. Marines.
Yeah, I knew this was a fucking control.
Sword wrapped your trucks on.
Give me a fucking.
I knew this was a fucking fucking Ram Ranch.
Get the fuck out of here.
Marines are going to fuck Ram Ranch Cowboy.
All right, Turkish shit.
I'm looking for treatment.
That's really real funny.
Real fucking funny.
Who the hell requested that?
LOL WTF.
Real fucking funny, you idiot.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Who the hell else do we have?
Oh, Dale the Grinder.
Dale the Grinder is requesting this.
What is this?
Band 2012 fan.
Why is that, Chad Peter Griffin?
Who the hell is there?
Who the hell is that?
Who's that supposed to be?
Is that supposed to be some kind of a bad person?
Who the hell is that supposed to be there, Chad Peter Griffin?
Anyway, before you answer that, let's go ahead and let's play Dale the Grinder.
All right, Dale the Grinder.
What is this?
What is this, Dale the Grinder?
What is this crap?
Hold on.
Let me go ahead and wait for this five-second advertisement.
And Dale the Grinder said, real Zoomer music.
What is this?
What is real Zoomer music?
Put the PC shot on.
This is real Zoomer music according to Dale.
Who is this?
Dark meme magician girl.
What the hell is this?
Never play that fruity shit again.
I wouldn't play that in my kitchen.
Due to backlash, I am officially rebranding to 2002 fan.
2002?
What the fuck are you talking about, man?
Dude, a backlash.
I'm officially rebranding.
All right, whatever.
Dark meme magician girl said that never play this fruity shit again.
She wouldn't even play this in her kitchen.
Well, here, just play it just for a couple more seconds so that it can rub it in the goddamn puss of fucking fruit punk.
I've had about enough, dude.
That was, I mean, I don't know if that's Zoomer music, but I hate fruit punk.
I just, I can't stand it.
Like Blink 182, you know, that fruity ass fruit punk.
I fucking hate it, man.
All right?
I just fucking hate it.
It contributes to the degradation of masculinity.
That's all I'm saying.
Anyway, thank you, Dale the Grinder.
Let's move on to the next $18.66 bucker.
And this one was requested by Aesthetic.
Aesthetic requested this.
So let's see what Aesthetic has got.
He didn't say anything.
He just posted this.
And hold on, put the PC shot on.
Is this the realest?
It's the real aesthetic.
He's pumping iron.
Look at this guy.
50 kilo dumbbell incline.
Look at this guy.
Look at this fucking guy.
I can smell the old cheese between his legs from here.
Jesus Christ, look at that, huh?
Are you ladies impressed with aesthetic?
He's a single guy out of Australia.
Time to snake ass.
Time for snake ass.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Time for snake ass.
The fuck did you throw that at the end for, aesthetic?
I'm sitting over here trying to sell you to the ladies.
And here y'all, yeah, time for snake ass.
Yeah, yeah, you're going to win a lot of brownie points with the ladies with that shit.
Give me a free.
Yeah, time for snake.
You fucking piece of crap.
All right.
Jesus fucking Christ, dude.
I mean, you see the kind of garbage that I've got to put up with, dude.
And you know, I blame the full moon that I'm looking at right now in my window, the full harvest moon, and it's on Friday the 13th.
Baller Friday the 13th.
That has something to do with all this freakiness that's going on right now.
That just has to be.
Anyway, let's move on.
We got Dan the Oracle, even though Dan the Oracle claims that he didn't request this.
Somebody by the name of Dan the Oracle requested this.
This is a bitch shoot request.
So let's see what this.
Hold on, what is this?
Please stop showing gay porn on the stream.
I'm not showing gay porn on the screen, you fucking idiot, all right?
2014 fan.
And oh, here's Gino X1987.
Something different.
High priority.
Something different, high priority.
What the hell is that supposed to mean, huh?
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
That I'm supposed to like fucking chop, chop, snap, snap.
You fucking, I'll play it when I play it, all right?
Just don't fucking sit over here and tell me high priority like I'm some fucking bellboy or something, all right?
I'm not a fucking bellboy.
All right, this one was requested by Dan the Oracle.
Let's go ahead and play what the hell this is.
Dan the Oracle requested this.
What is this, Dr. David Duke, former member of...
Now, fuck David Duke.
This fake white nationalist.
A David Duke, or excuse me, an Alexander Dugan follower.
Fucking Alexander Dugan follower.
Alexander Dugan.
And by the way, what is Alexander Dugan again?
Oh, yeah, that's right.
He's Jewish.
That's right.
He's Jewish.
I'm just saying, fake white.
Oh, you fucking piece of shit.
That was fucking disgusting, man.
That was a fat black tranny with like a fucking nine-inch gong.
You fucking piece of shit.
You fucking piece of shit.
You fucking pieces of fucking dog shit.
No wonder Dan the Oracle was like, that isn't me.
That wasn't me.
Yeah, fucking, that's you.
Is that what?
Is that what you do as a white supremacist there, Dan the Oracle, huh?
Huh?
You go to porn hub looking for big dong black goddamn tranny so that they can buck you up the ass like you were in fucking prison.
Huh, is that it, you sick bastard man?
I'm sorry, you all had to see that, folks.
I I tried to take the the shit off as quick as I possibly can man.
Jesus Christ, don't lie, Dan.
You know that's you.
You know you like black tranny schlong huh, and you're trying to suppress it with your white nationalism.
You ain't got to lie Craig, you ain't got to lie.
All right, let's move on.
Train Lover 567 Requests00:04:43
Who the hell is that?
Sorry once again folks, for that i'm sorry.
Okay, i'm sorry for that.
All right Dan, the oracle obviously wishes that.
Uh, you know he could have a nine and a half black schlong up in his uh, pretty pink orifice.
So you know it is what it is.
Let's go ahead and move on and let's forget about what the hell we just fucking witnessed and let's move on to the next 18.66 bucker.
And this one was requested by train lover 567.
Okay, train lover 567 requested this one and said, check this out, all right.
Well, let's go ahead and check it out.
What is this train lover?
We're checking it out although, of course we've got to wait for another fucking advertisement from fucking Youtube, but let's go ahead and skip the oh man.
Oh, I love this band.
I want to be honest with you.
I love this band.
This is a chick band and uh, train lover 567 knows how to throw on the tunes on a baller friday the 13th.
How about a little bit of Barracuda?
Yes, Barracuda.
I'm telling you, Heart great, great band man, and I don't really like chick bands too much, but fucking Heart great, great chick banda.
Yes, you're damn right.
Episode 99 baby, you're listening to it live right now.
Bowler friday the 13th.
And screw you assholes in the chat room saying this is a boomer band.
Where's your shit music?
Huh, where's your fucking modern day shit music?
This is music.
This is fucking music right here.
And let's go ahead.
Everybody repeat it.
Everybody ready?
Barracuda.
What?
What?
2019, fan?
I'm listening to Barracuda.
2019 is the best year because it's the year I met my girlfriend.
Well, good for you.
They'll probably come and go if you're a fucking Mac Daddy about it.
All right, let's play some more Barracuda.
Barracuda!
I'm going to go ahead and take a chug at this.
Back over time, we were all gone.
Yeah.
We're jamming tonight, baby.
We're jamming tonight.
Barracuda!
Whisper game.
If you have never heard harsh music, I would strongly advise listening to it.
Here, say it one more time.
Let me say it one more time.
Barracuda!
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right, let's go ahead and take this off.
I could probably listen to the whole damn song.
But we've got to get on with the broadcast.
You know what I'm saying?
We've got to get on with the broadcast here.
And there's the solo.
Barracuda.
All right, let's go ahead and turn this off.
All right.
Thank you very much.
As a matter of fact, who requested that?
Train Lover567.
You know, Train Lover 567, he's been requesting some pretty good goddamn music.
I tell you, he's got a pretty decent taste in music, at least what he's been donating thus far.
So cheers to Train Lover 567.
I've been liking some of these videos you've been requesting here.
Let's go ahead and get to the next $18.66 bucker up in here.
This next one on the Ball Earth Friday the 13th edition is by Barry Goldwater.
Somebody by the name of Barry Goldwater requested this and didn't say anything.
So let's see what Barry Goldwater.
Oh, oh, I remember this.
General Patton WWII Hero00:04:57
I remember this movie for Christ's sake.
If you all haven't seen this movie, I strongly recommend that you folks watch this.
And that movie, folks, is Patton.
That's right, folks.
This is Patton.
This is George C. Scott.
He played a lot of movies, as a matter of fact, great actor.
And he gives a speech.
And this is one of the most memorable scenes of the movie outside the actual action of the war activity that he conducted himself in.
Go ahead and play it, engineer.
Hold on, what?
What?
What is it?
I just wanted to peek in again and see what is happening.
And look at that.
Ghost listening to shit music.
Fuck if you fucking ghostler.
All right, Mr. Nick.
Nah, fuck off.
I know what you're trying to make me say, you son of a bitch.
Play it.
You all admired the champion Marvel shooter, the fastest runner, mid-league ball players, the toughest boxers.
Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser.
Americans play to win all the time.
I wouldn't give a hoot in hell about lost and laughed.
That's why Americans have never lost and will never lose a war.
Because the very thought of losing is hateful to Americans.
You're damn right, Patton.
You're damn right.
America!
An army is a team.
It lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team.
This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap.
The biggest bastards who wrote that stuff about individuality for the Saturday Evening Post don't know anything more about real battle than they do about fornicating.
And we have the finest food and equipment, the best spirit, and the best men in the world.
You know, God, I actually pity those poor bastards we're going up against.
By God, I do.
We're not just going to shoot the bastards.
Where are generals like this, dude?
We're going to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks.
We're going to murder those lousy Hun bastards.
Whoa!
Bush!
Now.
Some of you boys, I know, are wondering whether or not you'll chicken out under fire.
Don't worry about it.
I can assure you that you will all do your duty.
Damn right, boy.
The Nazis are the enemy.
Wade into them.
Spill their blood.
Shoot them in the belly.
When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do.
Now, there's another thing I want you to remember.
I mean, this is a great song.
I don't want to get any messages.
It's a great thing.
Saying that we are holding our position.
We're not holding anything.
Let the Hun do that.
We are advancing constantly, and we're not interested in holding on to anything except the enemy.
We're going to hold on to him by the nose, and we're going to kick him in the ass.
We're going to ride him all the time.
Like crap through a goose.
You're damn right.
That's General Patton right there.
That's General Patton World War II.
General, baby.
That you men will be able to say.
I wish we had men like this today.
And you may thank God for it.
Damn right.
30 years from now, when you're sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee, and he asks you, what did you do in the Great World War II?
Damn right.
You won't have to say, well, I shoveled shit in Louisiana.
All right, now you sons of bitches.
Man.
You know how I feel.
Oh, man, I wish there was badasses like this again, baby.
I wish there was badasses like this again, man.
I fucking...
General Patton.
World War II general.
All right, I'm telling you, man, this is what we need again in America.
And that's why I am trying to, at least through my show, show that masculinity is not toxic.
Vape Rights Conservative Debate00:15:18
It's necessary.
Without masculinity, there would be no protection for the feminine.
There would be no protection of the community.
There'd be no protection of the state.
And this idea that, oh, toxic masculinity, we got to get rid of it.
Are you kidding me?
Masculinity is what protects.
Masculinity is what keeps communities safe.
This idea that we can just eliminate masculinity and we're going to create this utopia is a fucking ridiculous idea.
It's ridiculous.
And what is a storm front?
Dan the Oracle, you fucking mutt.
We do not refer to other ethnic groups with slurs.
Get on with the program, fucking mutt, or get kicked from our forum for slurs.
Are you fucking being a racist prick, Dan the Oracle?
Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is, folks, is that all you males out there, and I'm sick and tired of hearing you males that are sounding like you just popped out of the anal passage of somebody service in a glory hole at a San Francisco bathhouse.
I mean, let me give you an example here, okay?
One of the big right-wing voices is this guy right here.
Let me go ahead and put it on.
I got to go through my fucking history and find it.
But this guy right here, and I'm pretty sure you already know, at least many of you that have listened to me for a long period of time, you know who I'm probably going to put up.
And I'm putting up this idiot right here.
And I'm very critical of him because put the PC shot on.
This fucking guy.
I don't like this guy because he exemplifies what femininity is all about.
Do you just listen to this fucking guy when it comes to this vaping ban?
Okay, listen to that.
Listen to the femininity.
You can hear the leftism in this fucking fruit.
Play it.
Play it.
Okay, so the vaping ban.
Everyone's talking about this.
I'm recording this from my car right now because we have a big live stream tonight, 8 p.m. Eastern, the whole debates, drinking game, costume contest.
Follow me on Twitter.
So I apologize that I'm not in the studio.
It's being really going to play a little bit.
Listen to what he says.
Let me say this first off.
I don't vape.
You know, I do.
I have a friend who has a vape, and I'll grab a drag every now and then.
Don't really like the way it makes me feel.
I do smoke cigars.
Yeah, you fucking idiot.
Stop smoking cigars.
You're making cigar.
I think it's very weird.
Hey, asshole.
You're making cigar smokers look like fucking pansy asses.
Anyway, play it.
People try and look through the lens of what affects them with news stories.
For people who don't know Donald Trump, the FDA, the White House, they're proposing an all-out vaping ban on flavored e-cigarettes.
If you support that.
Listen to this.
You're not a conservative.
Oh, if you support this, you're not a conservative.
You see the femininity of this fucking fruit bowl, huh?
Oh, things aren't going my way, so you're not a conservative.
Fun fact, the opening shot of Patton, when he walks on stage in front of the flag, was framed so that George C. Scott would appear life-sized on a standard movie theater screen, giving the illusion he was addressing the audience directly.
Yeah, that was a good scene, dude.
Norsk Brony.
Norsk Brony.
But that was a good scene.
Do you hear what he's saying?
I mean, this guy, if you're for the vape ban, you're not a conservative.
Do you all understand?
And I said this in the forum political post on Ghost.report.
Do you understand that in municipalities that you can get ticketed or sent to jail if you feed the fucking homeless?
I mean, everything that we do is regulated.
There's oversight or at least some studying, okay?
And for whatever reason, these vapes came on the scene in the early 2000s, mostly during the Obama administration, and went into the marketplace with no fucking studying, no oversight, no fucking, no type of fucking regulation, nothing.
We didn't even understand what the hell was going on when it came to these vape devices.
And what I don't understand is while everything is being regulated from feeding the homeless to, you know, I mean, I'm not joking.
Everything is regulated.
Somehow, these fucking dumbass vapes that are all manufactured in China were all just allowed to be distributed to the marketplace with no consequence, not knowing what are the long-term side effects of these things were, not knowing what these devices actually are.
I mean, at first, folks, did y'all remember?
At first, these things started exploding in people's faces.
Have you heard about this?
I mean, aside from the latest epidemic of, you know, causing lung problems and, you know, they're killing people now.
I mean, they're exploding in people's faces.
They're exploding in people's pockets.
I mean, these are electrical battery-operated devices.
You know, that to produce a fucking vibrator that you've got to be regulated?
You know, to produce a small little toy?
I mean, everything is regulated.
How in the fuck is this not regulated, man?
And I knew, I knew that there was something rotten in Denmark when it came to these goddamn vapes.
I mean, they were just being put into the marketplace and they were being sold as an alternative, as a safer alternative to smoking cigarettes.
That it's a safer alternative.
Folks, you're, first of all, you're inhaling a juice that the concentrate of nicotine is like 15 times, if not more, than your average cigarette.
So right off the bat, every time you suck in some of that vape vapor, you're fucking sucking in 15 times, 20 times the concentrate of nicotine, okay?
Let those soy boys die from vapping good riddance.
Well, I can't disagree with you on that, but I'm just saying, you have this fucking asshole who thinks he's a right-wing conservative trying to tell people that, oh, if you're for the vape ban, you're not a conservative.
How the fuck does that work?
If you're for the vape ban, you're not a conservative.
Hey, hey, fucking faggoty ass Steven Crowder, where the fuck were you when these fucking people were infringing upon my rights as a smoker, okay?
All of a sudden, all these fucking goddamn ridiculous assholes that have an oral fixation with this plastic robotic cock called a vape all of a sudden have rights, okay?
But but smokers who smoke cigars, who smoke pipes, who don't smoke cigarettes, are put in this category of being some fucking kind of like a disgusting heathen.
And now I can't even go into a bar in most metropolitan fucking cities without a smoking ban being implemented on my rights.
I should be able to go into a goddamn bar where they're serving the last legal fucking drug, which is alcohol.
All right.
I should be able to go in there and smoke a fucking cigar while I'm drinking.
And I can't because fucking assholes infringed upon my rights as a smoker.
And I just got to accept this shit.
Where the fuck was this fruit bowl?
Where the fuck were you, Crowder, when these fucking people were advocating all this shit that, hey, we should ban smoking in bars, okay?
Even though everybody there is putting themselves in a drunken stupor and potentially putting everybody at risk by drinking and driving by drinking at a bar, I think we should make it more safer by eliminating smoking.
I'm telling you right now, I am never going to forget what the fuck you all did to smokers.
I think smokers have rights.
All right.
And look, you fucking vape assholes have been arrogant for the past 10 years that this shit has been mainstream.
You walk into bars.
Oh, this is non-smoking?
Hey, this is a vape.
This isn't smoke.
And you blow that fucking stupid fucking vapor in the air.
And I can smell it.
I can smell it.
And it smells like shit.
And by the way, this is vapor.
That means this is liquid.
So when you're sucking in that water vapor or that nicotine vapor into your lungs, you're providing a breeding ground for infections and other ailments to grow with inside of your lungs.
So it's no coinciding that we're seeing such an epidemic of people going to the hospital on deathbeds because they've given themselves double lung pneumonia or a whole button, popcorn lung, or whatever the hell.
There's a whole bunch of ailments that are afflicted with this vaping.
It's no coincidence.
And this fucking dickhead, this fucking Steven Crowder has the audacity to sit here and suggest that if you're against goddamn vapes, that you're fucking not a conservative.
Where the fuck were you, you fucking asshole, when they banned cigar smoke, when they banned tobacco pipe smoke in bars, you idiot.
And you know something else?
We don't even have enough timeframe to know what the hell this vapor does to anybody on a long-term scale.
One thing that I know is that ever since I was a little kid, I have constantly, even up until right now, have seen old men that are 70, 75 plus, that are still smoking cigars, that are still smoking pipe smoke.
And they are just fine.
They're old and they're continuing to do it.
I have yet to see, and we have yet, we don't even have the goddamn time and the studying process to know the long-term effects of vape.
And this idiot is sitting here saying, if you're for this vape band, you're not a conservative.
Yo, fuck you, Crowder.
Come out of the fucking closet already with your over-femininity and your goddamn ballist voice and your fucked up fucking cadence of your delivery.
Fucking fruit bowl.
Oh, yeah, if you're against this vape band, you're not a conservative.
You're not a fucking conservative, you fruit bowl.
Fucking piece of shit.
I fucking hate this guy.
You know what?
Hey, Steven Crowder, I spit in your fucking face.
How about that, fucking idiot?
Oh, if you're against vaping, you're not a conservative.
Fuck you.
All right.
If you talk like you just popped out of the fucking anal passage of some fucking asshole taking fucking loads at a goddamn bathhouse, then you're not a fucking conservative.
All right?
This guy said, look, I have a pretty good gay dar, okay?
I've done some extensive research into the gay community.
This guy, I, listen, in my opinion, in my fucking opinion, this is my opinion, this guy is fucking gay.
All right?
And there's nothing wrong with being gay, but stop acting like you're some big, bad burly man.
You know, see, this fucking guy, you ever seen this fucking show?
This guy broadcasts with a fucking gun on his desk.
Like, oh, look at me.
I got a gun.
Look at me.
I got big, I got a big cock now.
Jesus God, what is this?
Clocker ticked it.
Don't fucking clock me, you piece of shit clocker.
This idiot.
What?
What?
New vape companies have also been putting fake weed in vapes to kill people, and they are making cheap vapes.
what i'm talking about mild false flags when it comes to this but if you vape with giant obnoxious clouds you're doing it wrong dude that's the whole point why people vape is because they want the big obnoxious clouds and the smoke rings and the smoke tricks And we got assholes like this, these fucking idiots.
Um, you know, if you're actually for this vape man, you're not a conservative.
Anybody who knows Steven Crowder, look, clip my voice.
I mean, you know, you all can.
I have been very, very lenient when it comes to anybody going and using my content and posting it anywhere.
Somebody post it to this fucking piece of shit.
All right?
I would never.
Let me tell you something.
I would never be interviewed by this fucking piece of shit.
Fucking fake conservative, fake-ass right-winger.
Booing Canadian.
Shut the fuck up, ghost.
Crowder is our guy.
Fuck you and America.
Wait a minute.
Is this guy a fucking Canadian?
Is this fucking guy a maple leaf up the ass having dead moose humping piece of fucking Canadian maple leaf up fucking are you shitting me all right I've had enough.
All right, fuck you Crowder.
All right.
Somebody tell him I said fuck you.
You're not a right-wing conservative.
You're not a man.
You sound like a fucking fruit bowl that got your sphincter reamed open.
You probably a big gape in there.
I'm probably sure when you blow a fart, it sounds like this.
And come out of the closet already, you fucking fake asshole.
Take this shit out of here.
Fucking.
Oh, if you if you're for this vape band, then you're not a conservative.
I know conservative.
I mean, my voice says conservatism, you know?
Because I'm Steven Crowder.
Stephen Crowder.
His fucking name sounds gay for Christ's sake.
His name sounds like some fucking bathhouse porn star.
And in this scene, we've got Steven Crowder bending over, taking loads.
Fucking Steven Crowder.
Give me a fucking break.
All right, look.
I'm sorry, folks, that I literally just went off keister on this stupid asshole Steven Crowder, but I couldn't believe that he actually put up that goddamn video suggesting that if you're for the vape band, then you're not a conservative.
Everything is fucking regulated, dude.
Everything is regulated.
And miraculously, this fucking goddamn vape has never been regulated.
Nobody's even touched it.
I mean, that's why we have these deaths and these people getting sick because there was no oversight on any of this shit.
Anyway, let me move on.
All right.
I'm just saying, I mean, folks, I'm not joking.
What?
Quit Stalin already.
Get on with this.
Hurry up, ghost Steph Stalin.
Fuck you, man.
I'm saying something.
Shut the fuck up.
I'm saying some shit.
Fucking assholes.
I'm saying some shit.
All right, go fuck off.
Fuck off.
All of you go fuck off.
Steven Crowder Name Roast00:14:54
Shut the fuck up with the fucking alarm clock, you idiot.
Mini moose.
Steven Crowder's name sounds like an alter ego of Roger from American Dad.
I've never watched American Dad, but it sure does sound like a homosexual porn star as far as I'm concerned.
I mean, doesn't the word Crowder sound like something like, you know, hey, he bends himself over in Crowder style.
He knows how to do Crowder style.
All right, look, I'm going to move on, all right?
I've got how many more fucking $18.66 bucker do I have?
One fucking more, no fucking way.
One fucking, all right, let's do this, all right?
I'm sorry, that fucking Steve Crowder soliloquy had to be said.
And you can tell him I said that, dude.
I will never fucking be interviewed on that prick's fucking show.
And the only way I'd ever fucking be on the same spot.
What?
What do you think about the mysterious deaths due to vapping?
Doctors are linking it to oil in bootleg THC vapping liquid.
Honestly, I find vapping to be stupid.
It makes you feel like it's not.
I mean, I'm sure there's a part of that THC thing is correct.
I mean, I'm sure, but it's vapor, dude.
Vapor, it provides a breeding ground for infection.
And what is this?
Louder than Ghostler?
Ghost wishes he was as popular as Steven Crowder.
No, I don't.
No, I don't.
I mean, the people that are listening to Steven Crowder are a bunch of fucking fruit bowls, man.
I don't want fruit bowls listening to my goddamn broadcast.
I don't want a bunch of effeminate men that talk like, hi, how you doing, ghost?
i want to see your toolbox and i want to talk like i'm a very effeminate man but at the same time i'm going to talk in this cadence to pretend like i actually know something and and that i'm actually i mean you understand what i'm saying I don't want those people listening to me.
I want men or people that want to be men listening to me.
Who the fuck told Rosie O'Kelly I want to go in dry?
Who the fuck said that?
I'm really David.
Who the fuck said that?
Ghost lives in a live in a trailer.
Oh, no, no, why are y'all doing this shit, man?
Yeah, we got a big horn.
We got a trailer.
Why are you all doing this shit?
I did get a little bit of sun today.
The good thing is.
Oh, my God.
You guys are assholes, man.
What a bowler Friday the 13th, man.
I'm a good God.
Good night, Jackie Blue Love.
Oh, my God.
I gotta get a beer for Christ's sake, man.
I need more beer.
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ.
Ghost fake rage.
Oh, God.
Yeah, we're building up to a full steamer.
Well, Rosie, how are people like this?
BW, it's just.
Hello?
Hey, listen, stop making me look bad, alright?
I mean, look at you people in the chat room.
You're making me look bad out here.
This is why I have a bad reputation on the internet just because of you fucking trolls.
Homosexuality.
Oh, God.
Julie's is gone for good.
Oh, my God.
Why are you doing this?
Thank you, buddy.
I was wondering if Duhaus visits on the download.
What?
The wife just ain't doing it for me anymore.
Bonzie, buddy!
You know, that's where they call me in.
Oh, my God.
Bonzie, buddy.
Fucking Bonzie, buddy!
I'm not sure how high this will go now, Tara.
I'm curious.
Oh, my God.
Alright, that's enough, dude.
This is getting fucking way out of proportion.
Macy, where in the hell you been, honey?
Nice to see you.
I mean, I know, Bonzie, buddy.
Why in the fuck did you do that, Bonzie buddy?
Good God.
My god, dude, I've been a while since I had a good rate A special lady wants to meet you and you.
Okay, I'm up for that.
I'm up for that.
Oh, you're up for that.
Dude, I can't believe y'all did this, man.
I'm not even joking around.
I can't believe y'all did this.
Thank you for writing me on.
I can't believe y'all did this.
Dark me magician, girl.
Ghost is reaching his 100th episode and would love to have you as a guest in his double-wide FEMA trailer.
You fucking bitch!
You fucking dirty bitch!
God, I guess I should be happy in a double-wide, huh?
You fucking dirty bitch, dark me magician, girl.
Good job.
What is this?
Ghost politics!
Much love.
I didn't fucking donate that!
Thank you, my friend, for making it into the chat tonight.
I didn't do that!
I didn't do that!
Come join me at Fawn Livingston.
You fuckers, man!
I can't believe you assholes are doing this shit.
I can't believe you fucking guys are doing this shit to me, man.
I mean, it's gotta be the fucking full moon or some shit, man.
I can't believe you fucking guys are doing this shit.
Oh, that's right.
Okay, thank you.
I like ghost politics.
Well, thank you.
At least Rosie O'Kelly likes me.
She likes me.
She really likes me.
Oh, my God.
Shout out to the engineer.
To the engineer?
Who the fuck?
Alright, this is getting out of proportions, man.
That's not me.
I want to have sex with you.
That's not me.
That's fucking not me.
You keep doing that, and it'll happen.
Oh, no.
Good God, no.
Oh, my God.
No, no.
Can you shout out?
No!
Mr. Fortune Cookie.
Mr. Fortune Cookie's getting a shout-out.
What the fuck?
Oh, my God.
Me and TubeGuy are going to Ram Rancher after the show.
You want in?
Oh, my God, no.
Let me in.
Let me in is what fucking Rosie O'Kelly just said.
Let me in.
Are you going to video it or what?
Where are you going to upload it?
Oh, my God, dude.
Y'all are literally indirectly fixing me up with a fucking tranny.
Y'all are literally fixing me up with a tranny.
I'm not even saying any of this shit.
A spermy, the cat.
Spermy, get spermies at.
Yeah.
You get a shout out on here.
I don't know who it was.
Some cat on here.
It's covered up by.
Spermy didn't get it.
Still more of a man than ghosts will live.
Fuck you, Froppy.
All right, fuck you.
I can't believe you fucking people are doing this to me.
I mean, this is fucked up.
This is fucked up.
That's not me.
If you and your friend on the right want to suck on my 15 and a half incher, hit me up.
I got some BBC for you as well, Miss Tyro.
Oh my god.
Tyrone, yeah, I remember Tyrone from the streets of Baltimore.
What?
What?
Tyrone.
What the fuck am I?
What the fuck's going on here?
I saw Tyrone at Lexington Marketing.
This has got to be the full moon.
I mean, what the fuck?
Shout out to Barry.
What the actual fuck!
Alex Owens, what's the wallflower on the left?
That would be dude.
This is getting out of proportions.
Hotel 6.
That's enough, dude.
Mexican Biagra.
That's enough, man.
I mean, good fucking God.
Give me my drink.
Thank you, Ghost Politic and Company.
Thinking ghost politics.
Ghost isn't to trannies just to know because I just fit the bill perfectly on there.
Oh, dude, why are you all doing this shit?
Here comes the train.
Why are you all doing this shit?
Why are you all doing this shit?
Now, these are trannies.
I'm a married man.
How are you going to fuck her when your crippled dick doesn't work?
Oh, fuck you, Wheelie McGhoster Sinner.
I fuck you.
Yeah, I can't remember.
I'm in round the bed.
Oh, my God, dude.
This is embarrassing, man.
Good God.
Oh, God.
I'm belching.
Here it comes.
Oh, my God.
No!
No!
Watch my stream on.
Why are you all doing this?
Why are you all doing this to me?
You hear it?
Why are you all doing this shit to me, man?
I'm a monster.
Oh, my God.
Why are they by a train?
That train has a one-track five.
All right, listen.
What the fuck?
Shout out, Obama.
Shout out, Obama.
Ghost wheelchair.
Ghost in tub.
Choots, shoot, shoot.
Anyway, guys, I want to thank you for being on the stream tonight.
You see, you're making the fucking tranny ending.
You're making her end it.
I'm a big fan of Rosie and Tranny.
Timer, clock, timer, clock, timer, clock.
Fuck you, ST, Mike.
We're talking the fucking.
We're talking about freaking Rosie O'Kelly.
Thank you, Rosie.
I tried to donate with credit card.
Didn't go through.
Said you.
Yeah, it is PayPal.
It's the only thing that's running on here is PayPal.
No, come on.
Ghost is my ex-husband.
You really don't want to know the kind of stuff that grows inside of that schlong.
Oh, my God.
Yo, fuck it.
What a bunch of bastards, man.
You guys are a bunch of bad.
What is this?
EX?
Rosie O'Kelly Shout Out00:13:52
What are you talking about?
The fucking engineer?
You take care, my friend, and your home crew.
Good night, everybody.
Thank you very much.
Student dumbass.
Good night.
All right.
Thanks, everybody, for being here.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
You see, you made the fucking tranny end the stream, for heaven's sake.
All right.
All right.
Look at this.
rosie o' kelly's travels and adventures there's the the all right all right I've had about enough of this, dude.
All right.
I mean, Jesus fucking Christ.
All right.
And fuck ST Mike for clocking me.
Fuck Hurry Up Bitch for clocking me.
And fuck what's the world clocking me.
All right.
You guys are dicks.
All right.
We're in the middle of watching Rosie O'Kelly over here.
And you fucking guys, now Rosie O'Kelly thinks that, you know, I want to slip her the sausage or something.
Hey, keep fucking paying me.
A girl's got her price, baby.
Are you fucking kidding me, man?
All right, look.
It's 12.09 a.m. right now in the Go Show studios.
I'm going to do me here for about 10 or 15 minutes.
And then I'm going to get to some forum shout-outs.
And then I'm going to get to radio graffiti, okay?
All right.
Is everybody okay with that for Christ's sake?
I mean, and I am going to do radio graffiti and all you idiots that are trying to sabotage radio graffiti, I would strongly advise you all to stop doing that shit, all right?
Seriously, man.
There's a lot of folks out here that want to listen to radio graffiti, and we're going to have it.
So let me do me.
And by the way, there is going to be a Saturday Night Troll show tomorrow, 9 p.m. Central Standard Time.
What is this?
Spermy the Butt Hamster.
Quit playing with your tranny fetish, TikTok, TikTok.
Hey, GinoX1987 requested that fucking shit.
What are you talking about?
Geno X1987 requested it, and it just happened to be a live stream with fucking Rosie O'Kelly.
H-A-H-A-H-A-H-A-H-A-based payback for lying about it being me that did that first time.
After I tried to warn you, Jackler and his merry band of faggot pedophiles were obviously nigger Jewcock sucker.
Hey, fuck you.
I don't condone that racism, Dan the Oracle, you sick son of a bitch.
Wait a minute.
Are you suggesting that it was Jackler and his goons that were out there doing this the big dick tranny?
All right, never mind.
All right, that's enough.
All right, we've had about enough.
I've had about enough of this shit, all right?
Anyway, folks, I'm gonna do me here for just a second, and let me break out the tobacco, all right?
Let me break out the tobacco.
What is this?
Low-rent art bell.
Are you talking about me, you piece of shit?
Low-rent art bell?
Are you talking about me, you fucking piece of music?
Aw, man, come on.
The pet Mexican!
Oraly Holmes, it's your pet Mexican.
I hope so.
Friday the 13th.
Here is a vid of me and my friend playing the actual game.
Oh, yeah?
I was the counselor, and my buddy was Jason.
When the video ends, check the comments.
I left you a surprise.
Well, we'll see, all right?
All right, we'll see.
Hold on, let me just get done with this one and we can move on, man.
I want to do me, all right?
After this, no more $18.66 bucker because we're going to get to radio graffiti and all that other stuff.
So, hold on, what is it?
Here it is.
All right, look, here's the pet Mexican.
He's playing Friday the 13th.
Look at his gaming.
I remember he was.
Y'all remember in the chat room?
I'm talking about the Gab chat room where people were paying monthly.
Remember, the pet Mexican was in there?
He was building his own computer, and the guy.
Never mind, just playing.
Oh, God.
No.
There's Jason, Friday the 13th.
Oh, my God.
No.
Uh-oh.
Get the fuck away from me, you bitch-ass motherfucker.
Oh, it is the pet Mexican, dude.
It sounds like the pet mexican.
This was actually a cool game.
I It was unfortunate that it wasn't a gamer when this was really popular.
But I remember this was like, yeah, like 2017 when all the gaming streamers were all playing this fucking game, and it looks pretty funny.
I mean, it looks pretty cool.
It's a shame that I didn't play it.
Get him!
Get his ass!
This is a pretty good game.
I'm serious.
There's Jason!
Shop him up!
He loves Crystal Lake.
He loves crystal lake.
Look at asshole.
You're an asshole.
No!
Dude.
Oh!
Oh!
Chopped his head off!
Chopped his head off!
Hold on, what is this?
Just salty because he got kicked out of the outer circle for being a tard.
Oh, trans the oracle.
Looks like Dan, the oracles caused some a little bit of internet ruckus in other chat rooms.
Is that it, Dan?
Huh?
Anyway, we'll play the rest of this.
This looks pretty cool.
My pet Mexican supposedly played this game.
You know what?
And the next time you're fucking dead.
Damn.
Oh, my God.
That was pretty funny.
All right, now he wanted me to look at something in the, what is this?
That was brutal, really bloody.
What is it in the comments that you wanted me to see?
There ain't no comments here, dude.
Anyway, let's go ahead.
Thank you, the pet Mexican.
And by the way, I wish I was gaming at the time.
I'm not really gaming now, but I wish I was gaming at this time because it looks like a fucking cool game.
It looks fun.
Now nobody plays it anymore.
Well, it is what it is.
Blue dick.
Blue dick, you scuff Discords are nothing but anime-loving retards and undercover pedos.
No one cares about it but the mentally ill.
Ah, dude, let's no, come on, dude.
Let's not go into dramatic bullshit on text-to-speech.
Okay, that's the last thing we need out here.
I hate these little fights that you have on text-to-speech, man.
Seriously.
All right.
Now, look, nobody, nobody donate anymore here.
Let me have 10 minutes of me doing me.
Let me break out the tobacco.
As a matter of fact, let's break out the tobacco right now.
Where's my pipe?
All right, let's get the goddamn pipe going.
Here's my fucking pipe right here.
All right, let me go ahead and empty the pipe here.
All right, let me go ahead and what else we have here?
Oh, yeah.
Here's the here's the new bag of tobacco that was given to me by the supplier.
And of course, my supplier is a Mexican kid that sells candy apples on the corners of the San Antonio streets.
He knows where to get the good stuff.
I'm telling you right now.
I'm glad I found him for Christ's sake.
And, you know, he supplies some pretty good stuff.
I mean, I have to admit, it's some pretty good product here.
And here, take a listen to this.
Take a listen to this.
I'm about to break open the tobacco.
Listen to this.
Listen, listen, listen, listen.
Oh, man.
Listen to that.
It's nice, thick, and buddy.
And whenever you like pull it apart, man, the stench, you know, the overpowering stench of the tobacco is just a little bit of an afterthought of the potency of the actual tobacco.
Okay.
And all you people that are out there that are suggesting that I'm, you know, doing something else other than tobacco, you guys are assholes.
And that's a false indictment.
And shut your mouth.
All right, here we go.
Let me take a couple of hits from this tobacco pipe.
And let me do me for 10 minutes.
And then we're going to go right into the rest of the broadcast.
And it doesn't matter what the trolls do.
I'm doing it.
Okay.
We're still doing forum shout outs.
We're still doing radio graffiti.
It doesn't matter what these fucking trolls do.
All right.
So let me go ahead and here we go.
Hey, I'm smoking tobacco, baby.
Don't hate on me, man.
Don't hate on me.
Cheers.
Gotta hold it in when it hit the brain, dude.
Ah!
Oh, shit.
Oh, God.
I smoke weak.
Fuck you, asshole.
Fuck off.
I'm smoking tobacco, you fucking shitheads, man.
Stop trying to fucking get me in trouble, man.
God, I gotta blow my nose now, man.
I don't know what it is.
Give me a tissue.
I gotta blow my nose, dude.
I don't know what it is, man.
Right when I take the first hit of tobacco, goddamn mucus.
Oh, come on, man.
No way, Danny Oracle.
No fucking way.
While you're doing you, let me do me for a while.
Play the whole thing cause the ending is the important bit.
I'll play the ending if it's like three minutes, okay?
If it's like three minutes, I'll play it.
Okay?
I'm not going to play these long ass, like fucking 10, 12 minute videos of nothing but a bunch of white nationalist bullshit, okay?
I'm not going to do that, damn the oracle, for Christ's sake.
Smoke keen Gweed.
Fuck.
Oh, God.
Listen, I'm not smoking anything but tobacco.
Don't listen to these fucking idiots, all right?
They're trying to get me in trouble with the current platform that I'm streaming on, and I don't appreciate it, man.
Fucking assholes.
Give me my fucking tissue again.
Oh, man.
Oh, Jesus Christ, dude.
I'm not even.
I don't know what it is.
You take the first hit of tobacco, and all of a sudden the mucuses start just excreting right out of your orifices, man.
I don't get it.
And fuck all of you people in the chat room saying Juno's.
I don't even know what the fuck that's supposed to mean.
What kind of fucking anti-Semitic garbage is that supposed to mean?
Are you implying that I got a big nose or something?
Well, if I have, just in case, for the sake of argument, if I had a big nose, then you would probably want to keep me away from your cocaine, right?
What is this?
I am so backed.
I'm so backed.
I don't understand what the fuck that's supposed to.
Listen, stop trying to phonetically make me say shit that I don't intend to say.
It really pisses me off because I know what you people are trying to do.
You're trying to make me say shit so that you could splice it and make me say some shit on radio graffiti that I never intended to say.
And it's all you fucking people are good at fucking doing, man.
So listen, let me do me here for about five to ten minutes and let me fucking drink and smoke in peace.
Let me drink and smoke in peace for Christ's sake.
And shut up, Dan.
I'll get to your fucking video in a second.
Sit there and shut up.
You fucking white nationalist fucking Hitler ass licker.
Shut up.
I'm smoking here, you fucking piece of shit.
Give me my smoke.
Fucking third right cocksucker.
You're fucking tired of this shit.
I'll play it in a second.
Come on!
All right.
That feels better.
You see, that's the kind of feeling I was waiting for.
You know what I'm saying?
You know, I took that hit of tobacco, excuse me, and the fucking nerves just fucking just mellowed out for Christ's sake.
That's what I was waiting for.
If you fucking idiots would have patience and understand that I'm a fucking machine, dude.
There's nobody in the internet streaming business that goes 100 fucking miles an hour.
That's pure fucking energy, high energy, all the fucking show like this man is right here for six or seven hours straight.
All right.
The hardest working man in the streaming business.
What is this?
Doing cocaine?
What the fuck does that mean?
Long live the tobacco movement.
Doing cocaine.
Mother Auction Board Ridiculed00:10:23
Fuck off.
I know what the fuck that means, you fucking it.
I don't do cocaine, all right?
I don't do cocaine, for heaven's sake.
I get so high.
Stop making me say this shit, man.
Y'all are jeopardizing me potentially being kicked off on Von.live, man.
You already got me kicked off of YouTube.
All right?
Now y'all are trying to get me fucked up with Von.live.
Shut the fuck up.
The more you fucking do this, the more I'm doing me.
How you like that shit, huh?
Huh?
And the more you do this fucking garbage, the more I'm doing me, you fucking piece of crap.
Fucking guys, man.
I'm telling you, I can't believe you motherfucking dirty Sanchez-loving rusty trombone-taking pieces of finker, finger, and shit.
I can't believe you people do this shit, man.
Give me my fucking drink.
Oh, God.
I'm telling you, it's the fucking full moon, isn't it?
It's the full harvest moon on Friday the 13th that's got you all fucked up and doing all this broadcast, man.
I mean, you all had me watching Rosie O'Kelly Live and saying that I wanted a banger.
I feel asleep.
What did I miss?
Yeah, you fell asleep.
Well, you know what?
You missed me auctioning off your mother there, 2012 fan.
As a matter of fact, we can do that again.
Everybody, I am auctioning off 2012's mother right now.
So everybody, I want you to put your bids on right now.
Here it is.
You want to say something before we auction you off there, 2012 fans, mother?
All right, here we have a nice heifer on the auction block.
2012 fans mother.
Let's go ahead and put your bids on.
We got two.
We got three.
Let me four.
Let me five.
Let me fit six.
Let me send him.
We got 999.
We got 70.
45.
Let me 75, 45 and 75 for this dirty ass hoe.
She lick a dirty hoe.
She'll make you say whoa.
Come on now.
Let me five minutes to deny 25 minutes.
Let me 40 minutes, 45, 75.
Oh, let me 75, minus 75 to the dirty ass hoe.
Come on.
We got 275.
We got 445.
We got 17.76, 4,000, 18, 66.
We got 99 cents.
We got 5 on it.
We got 10 million.
We got 5 Bitcoin.
We got 100,000 juke coins.
We got one cent.
We got 900,000, 999,000.
We got over 90,000.
We got 29,000 shekels.
We got $500 sold right now to Dan the Oracle for $20.
All right.
And by the way, 2012 fans, mother, she's black.
She's black, Dan.
Anyway, Jackler, I bid three pence.
I need a replacement when you auctioned off my mother.
You remember that, Jackler?
You remember that?
I auctioned off Jackler's mother, too, for Christ's sake.
All right.
Woo!
All right.
All right.
You never said 20.
Yeah, yeah, right, Dan.
I got a slab of T-bones and a fucking rack of ribs over here on this heifer for 20 bucks.
And you're sitting over here because it's a black heifer.
You're like, I didn't bid the $20.
I'm a light nationalist.
And I'm a good white nationalist, by the way.
Jesus Christ.
What is this, S.T. Mike?
I bid five on the mom and five more on Mrs. Goes.
Fuck you.
Don't even fuck you.
Fuck you, ST Mike.
Fuck you.
What is this?
Geno X1987.
Can you auction off my mother, please?
Jesus Christ.
What am I?
What am I?
A fucking mother auction board now?
Huh?
You want me to auction off your mothers?
Hey, we got to find dirty home.
She's a single mother home.
She'll make you say whoa.
What is this?
Spermy the butt hamster.
2012's fan's mother is in a dirty dirty heifer?
What a coincidence.
She must be from the same farm where you got your dirty pig wife.
Oh, I guess we know who is 2012.
It's Spermi the Butt hamster.
That's sounding a little bit upset.
You sounded a little bit upset there, Spermy the Mud Hamster.
What is this?
Aesthetic.
You can get me for my mother.
What the fuck?
What?
You can get me for my mother?
Wait, wait, you want me to be your fucking stepdad or some shit there aesthetic?
I mean, aren't you like fucking in your mid-20s already?
What are you fucking talking about?
You get me if I get your mother.
If I banged your mother, you shouldn't even be in the equation.
You know what I mean?
You should be in like a fucking one bedroom or a studio apartment fanning your nuts, you know, watching kangaroo banging videos or something.
You shouldn't even be anywhere around your mother.
All right.
Your mother should have her own life.
I get you for your mother.
Are you kidding me?
What do you mean?
I didn't read it wrong.
It says, what can you get me?
Oh, what can you get me for my mother?
There it is.
I read it wrong.
Thank you, Anarcho-Canadian.
I did read it wrong.
Sorry.
What can I get you for your mother?
I don't fucking know.
What are Australian grade A wagu beef going for anyway, for Christ's sake?
And fuck you.
Don't tell me to learn how to read.
I know how to read, boy.
I'm fucking multitasking here.
Fucking son of a bitch.
Give me my fucking smoke.
I'm multitasking over here, you fucking son of a bitch.
I buy that for a dollar.
How much is the starting bid for your granny?
Ah, you fuck you, ST Mike.
Fuck you.
I knew one of you fucking troll bastards were going to go after my granny.
Leave my fucking granny alone.
Listen, you all know at this point that whenever you talk about my granny, it hurts me.
Like, fuck, it cuts me.
And it hurts.
And I emotionally bleed.
And the reason is, is because my granny was a pious woman.
And I sincerely mean that to the extent of the definition of pious, she was a pious woman.
She was a woman that never cursed a day in her life.
Even at her most angriest, she never cursed a day in her life.
Whenever she made food for us youngins and we had any left over, she would go and give to the neighbors.
I love my granny.
And you fucking assholes know that that's a little bit of a weak spot for me.
And you keep fucking picking at it and picking at it and picking at it.
I want you all to fuck off.
All right.
Seriously, I want you all to fuck off with this shit.
Leave my granny out of it, man.
You talk about everybody in my fucking family, man.
You talk about my son.
You talk about my wife.
You talk about my dog.
You talk about Caroline and her fucked up fucking fruitcake.
You talk about all that shit, man.
Just fucking talk about me, okay?
I've got the thick skin.
It's me you're after.
It's me you want.
So just talk about me, for heaven's sake.
You might drink.
I'm telling you.
And listen, it's 12.
It's about to be 12.30.
All right.
I'm going to give it another five minutes.
And the reason I'm continuing to add on time is because of you fucking people shit talking me in the goddamn chat room and especially the text-to-speech.
Okay?
I mean, look at what y'all turned this baller Friday the 13th into, man.
All right.
Thank God.
What is this?
Emo Ghost.
Wait, you cut yourself?
Now, what do you mean I cut myself?
I don't cut myself.
What are you fucking talking about?
I'm cutting myself.
Yeah, dude.
I'm fucking cutting myself.
Every time I cut myself, I feel the pain of life.
I feel the reality that is life.
That's what I feel.
I feel the pain.
And it's the only thing that's real.
It's the only thing that's real.
And I'm like, what?
What?
What?
What is it?
Okay, so no go on the granny.
How about your son?
How about my g- Why don't you leave my family alone?
How about that shit, SD Mike?
Huh?
Why don't you just leave my fucking family out of this shit?
All right.
I'm the one broadcasting.
I'm the one on the internet.
You fucking come after me.
Why don't you leave my fucking...
And not to mention, you fucking assholes and whatever the fucking relay stream that y'all are listening, trying to find my house.
My Japanese GF as my mommy GF, heart symbol.
What?
My Japanese girlfriend is my mommy.
I don't fucking care, 2012 fan.
I don't give a shit.
You're a sick prick.
But anyway, for that fucking stream that was trying to show what was they're trying to find my house, fuck you.
Okay?
Fuck you people.
Why the fuck do y'all want to find my house?
Seriously, man.
Why the fuck do you fucking sick cyber vermin troll terrorists?
Internet people assholes.
Why the fuck do you want to find my house?
Hey, look, some idiots, so we can rape you.
Oh, that's great.
That's fucking great.
Jesus Christ.
So we can rape you.
You see, this is the kind of fans I've got out here.
These are the fucking kind of people that are following me right now on the internet so we can fucking rape you.
That's fucking great.
Give me, I need another fucking beer for heaven's sake, man.
I need more fucking beer.
Fucking just so I can pallet these fucks.
Just so I can pallet these fucks.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm serious.
Why the fuck do y'all want to know my...
Leave my house alone, man.
Starving Dog True Story00:03:21
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Wealthy bidder, cannot.
No, no way.
There's no fucking amount of money in the world that you could purchase Templeton.
Are you fucking joking, man?
Are you fucking joking?
You know what it reminds me of?
Let me give you a little story about dogs, okay?
Now, I don't know if you know this, but Sylvester Stallone, he actually wrote and I believe directed the movie Rocky.
And while he was trying to find producers to produce this movie, he was a nobody, you know?
So this guy was stalking producers and sliding the script underneath fucking shit stalls and public bathrooms and all that shit, right?
Excuse me.
You know, I've been doing a lot of smoking and drinking here.
Anyway, he was starving to death.
All right, literally.
I mean, this guy was literally starving to death while trying to push this Rocky script on producers.
And he got so desperate for money that his dog, and believe it or not, the dog that he runs with and that he purchases in the Rocky movie is the actual dog I'm talking about.
You know, Rufus, you know, from the first movie.
That was his dog.
It was him and that dog.
And he was so desperate for money that somebody offered him like $2,000 or something like that for his dog.
And he said it broke his fucking heart because he was fucking starving to death that he sold the dog for $2,000.
And after he sold the dog, it motivated him to, I mean, he literally willed Rocky to be made.
And this is a true story, dude.
He willed that shit because within a week and a half to two weeks later after he sold the dog, they signed Rocky and the Rocky movie was made.
And they gave him, I think, $100,000 for the script and to direct it, okay?
Or as a matter of fact, I don't even know if it was that much.
It may have been like $75,000 or $50,000.
It was some shit, right?
And the first thing that he tried to do was go and buy his dog back two weeks later after he sold the dog because he was in desperation.
And the guy did not want to sell the dog to Rocky.
So I think it was $50,000 that he got when he sold the script and got hired for Rocky and shit.
Anyway, the fucking guy would not give him the dog back unless he paid him $25,000.
So because he was, he loved the dog.
I mean, dogs are a good spirit and he missed the dog so much, he fucking fronted the 25,000, he gave the 25,000 so he can have the dog back.
And that's why there's a point of emphasis in the movie of Rufus.
That's the dog.
That's the dog I'm talking about.
And it was fucked up, dude.
And sometimes we're in desperate situations, you know?
Anyway, Canzabuser, the Blue House is actually the house I want to buy once I move to Texas.
Also, Twin Peaks Ghost Pepper Wings weren't as spicy as I thought they were.
Carolina Reaper Challenge00:02:36
What are you talking about?
Then again, I do eat a lot of spicy food.
Carolina Reaper barely tingles at all.
Well, man, you mustn't, you know, you know what?
Picture it didn't happen, Canzabuser.
All right.
Get a Carolina Reaper and just take a chunk out of it and be like, it's nothing.
What are you fucking talking about?
It's nothing.
You see, it's nothing.
And like, stay that way for five minutes.
And then I'll believe you.
All right.
All right.
Anyway, let me play Dan the Oracle's video here.
I got to play another video from Dan the Oracle.
He decided, hey, let me ruin everybody's radio graffiti.
Let me ruin everybody's shout-ups.
Let me go ahead and play a fucking video.
And he wants me to play this to the end.
Look, I'll skip it to the end if it's too fucking like long or something, Dan.
But I'm not joking.
I don't know if I'll play this to the end.
And what is this?
Is this going to download or what?
How long is this shit?
It's not even downloading right now, Dan.
It's not even downloading right now.
Is this one of these ones that are going to give me a problem?
That's the unfortunate part about bit shoots.
Sometimes, I don't know if it's connections.
I don't know what it is, dude.
But sometimes you'll have fucking videos that'll give you a problem.
And for whatever reason, I don't know, you can't download.
I got it.
I got it.
Here it is.
All right.
Dan the Oracle requested this.
Let's go ahead and play it.
Dan the Oracle.
What is this shit?
All right, you got some scenery.
You've got this.
Got some women.
Okay, I don't hear anything.
Why is there, I don't hear shit.
Some bitch with an apple kissing some effeminate man.
Some European bullshit.
You watch those nature documentaries on the cable?
What is this shit?
Yeah.
See the one about lions?
Yeah.
TCR.
This lion is the king of the jungle.
Huge mane up here.
What the fuck?
Is he hanging out under a tree?
He's so big.
He's so hot.
Hold on.
Hold on.
We're watching Dan the Oracle shit here.
Can't abuser.
Stop the video.
It's a snake at the end.
Is it really?
White Nationalism Hitler Links00:08:14
There's a lot of people.
There's a lot of people who watched it.
Hold on.
Let me see.
I'm not going to watch it to the end.
He has a little move.
I've got my finger on the trigger here.
I don't get what the fuck this is about.
This is actually a rather generic, stupid video there, Dan.
No, but the lion comes, they start messing with him.
Biting his tail behind his ears.
Oh, here we go.
I knew it.
I knew it, you anti-Semitic.
I knew it.
She starts messing with him.
Come on.
This anti-Semitic crap.
I do not condone this.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Most of them are flat-chested, by the way.
Where are the Jaycuppers?
Where are the J-Cuppers?
Jackals.
hyenas barking at him, laughing at him and nip his toes All right.
All right.
This is obviously all a lot of violence.
We get it.
They do this.
Holy shit.
I remember that.
I remember seeing that one.
And they get closer and closer and colder and colder.
Yeah, well.
One day that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody.
Now, dude, Adolf.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, Dan the Oracle.
Danny Oracle.
Listen.
Adolf Hitler was Jewish, dude.
His name was Shekelgruber.
That's his original last name.
I know you white nationalists want to pretend that that's not true.
Dude, everybody who was a part of something that was integral into the Third Reich, haven't you noticed there was a common theme of a look on them?
I mean, look at Gorbels.
I mean, if you want to look for stereotypical Jew features, Gorbels takes the fucking cake.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, I'm not joking.
You know, I can't believe that you so-called Aryan people, like, look at goddamn Hitler.
Like, yes, I want Hitler.
I mean, dude, these were Jewish folks that took control of an Aryan, depleted, and very broken society.
Oh, my God, dude.
I can't believe that you people can't.
Dude, have you ever even looked at Hitler?
Hitler had that fucking big ass bell pepper ass nose.
He had all the Jewish features.
Whenever he would be fucking, you know, doing the whole jive of Gotschwagen, Schneider, Schwagen, Schneingen, Gotsvagen, Sching Hail, when he was doing all that bullshit, he would have his fucking hair flapping in the wind.
I mean, what the fuck?
He's Jewish.
Oh, here he is.
Yeah.
What is this?
Ghost is a dumbbler.
All right.
Yo, go dumbbell baseball.
Whatever the fuck that means.
I don't know how to read fucking shit.
Fucking emojis.
I'm just saying.
I mean, when are you Aryan folk or whatever variant of white that's trying to claim white nationalism?
When are y'all going to realize that, hey, look, I know that we had almost a chance during the Third Reich, but the only reason that we had a chance was because Jewish people were the ones manipulating us.
And listen, I know that's very controversial to say, and you white nationalists just don't want to face up to it.
But, I mean, where were the blonde-haired, blue-eyed leaders that were out here that were so...
I mean, isn't that what fucking Hitler advocated?
I mean, that's what Hitler advocated.
He's like, I want blonde-haired, blue-eyed children.
I want blonde-haired, blue-eyed children to be born, and I will pay all the German women that produce a blonde-haired, blue-eyed children.
Sing heil.
I mean, I'm not even joking, dude.
I mean, just admit, okay, that the white nat, or this movement that Hitler was fucking inspiring and Gorbels and all these other Jews that inspired.
Can't you just understand that that's the only reason that the Third Reich was able to be possible?
I mean, I really wish that you fucking white nationalists would grow up and realize this.
The lions are the Muslims, not Hitler.
The West had its chance to get rid of these disgusting Jews.
Oh, nah, come on.
It is up to Islam to smash.
Inshallah soon.
The Jews are running wild in the West, and the West belongs to us, so we must clean it.
Now we've got Muslims over here.
You see this?
We got fucking Al-Qaeda Muslims over here, ISIS Muslims that are saying that, hey, no, the lions are the fucking Muslims.
We're going to come in.
And you know, I want to be honest with you, the Jews are manipulating the Muslims as well.
But I don't want to get into that esoteric shit.
Well, play your video, Dan the fucking Oracle.
Play the rest of it.
I mean, you know, I have to pause it again.
I'm sorry.
You know, what makes me sick is that you got white nationalists that look at these old Hitler reels and like wax their character like, oh yes, white people.
I mean, haven't you ever paused and realized that all the guys that are advocating blonde hair, blue-eyed children didn't have blonde hair, blue eyes?
Play it, just play it, just play it.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
And oh yeah, by the way, Dan the Oracle, did you know that Hitler, he was an artist.
You know, prior to him, you know, going and wanting to become fucking, you know, the Fuhrer, he was an artist.
He was rejected three times by the art school of Vienna.
So you know what that means?
That Hitler, and there's a lot of evidence pointing to this.
I don't want to get into the depth of it all, may have been a bisexual or even a homosexual because outside of Eva Braun and his niece, there's been no fucking kind of documentation that Hitler was fucking the shit out of anything or even around women for that matter.
So, you know, Hitler, in my opinion, may have been a homo.
And I think the evidence points to that in my view, okay?
The only reason that he had to turn his back on the homosexuals was because of the guy that was the head of the SS.
I think it was Himmler, right?
Himmler was the head of the SS.
Himmler hated goddamn Jews and, you know, or excuse me, not Jews, he hated gays, excuse me.
And, you know, politically and in the current construct of the Nazi Party, he put Hitler under pressure on how he viewed the gays.
And he had to finally turn their back on him.
He had to finally turn their back on him.
All right.
Soon die.
All right.
Look, that's enough.
All right.
Anyway, you know, Hitler was an artist.
He was a homo.
Come on.
You know it, and I know it.
I mean, look, somebody in the chat room, this guy, Billy Ray Bob, he knows what I'm talking about.
I mean, at some point, they forced Hitler to kill the gays that were in the SS.
There's a fucking movie scene dedicated to this shit.
Waffen SS Praying Muslims00:05:30
You know what I mean?
Like, there's a very dramatic movie scene where the SS goes into like a Nazi barracks where they're openly homosexual and murder everybody in there.
And that was because that was because fucking they pressured Hitler to make that decision.
I mean, that's a very interesting point of history.
And I know Dan the Oracle doesn't want to think about that fucking Hitler was a homo, but it was.
Notice all blonde-haired, blue-eyed children, blonde-haired, blue-eyed people.
Hitler, Himmler, Haas, Gorbals look nothing like these people.
You know that?
And you know, not only did none of the higher upper echelon Nazis look anything like Aryan people, but the same thing can be said about the Russians.
Remember, the Jews also were a part of the Bolshevik Revolution.
And many of the folks that led the Bolshevik Revolution looked nothing like your average Ruski.
I mean, take case in point, Vladimir Lenin, Trotsky, you know, the original folks that ended up, that were a part of the October Revolution.
They looked nothing like the fucking native Ruski.
The same thing happened in fucking Germany.
And I think people need to recognize this and that, you know, basically these leaders of these fucking communist and national socialist revolutions were you of playing the game of world domination.
So anyway, and look, I'm starting.
Yeah, yeah, all of a sudden I'm fading out, right?
Yeah, all of a sudden I'm having some trouble.
Yeah, all of a sudden we have a little bit of a blip on the God.
Yeah, Ove shut it down is right.
All of a sudden, we're having a little bit of blip on the goddamn stream here.
I mean, give me a break, man.
I mean, you see, I'm just trying to tell y'all the truth.
Just trying to tell y'all the truth, baby.
That's it.
I'm just saying.
I have nothing against Jewish people.
I'm just trying to tell you folks that Jewish folks are really more in control than you idiots want to, you know, admit.
Just saying, play the rest of the shit that this dumbass Dan Oracle.
All right, let's get to the end.
What is the end?
What is the end?
Hitler's speech that was it Never lose faith.
Never lose faith in who?
You, Shekelgruber?
Huh?
And by the way, I mean, y'all don't ask the questions on where Shekelgruber or aka Hitler got his symbols.
Like the Nazi fucking symbol.
You know, that symbol is actually the symbol of the sun in Hindu Buddhism.
You know, the symbol of the sun.
You know, I mean, just all this.
I mean, anyway, that's enough.
I got another fucking $18.66 bucker up in here.
Anyway, Tim McCrabb, this is requested by him, and he said, soon, Dan, soon.
So obviously, Tim McCrab has requested this for Dan the Oracle soon, Dan, soon.
Let's see what the hell he's talking about here.
Put the PC shut on.
What is this?
Muslim Waffen SS praying.
Muslim Waffen SS praying.
What the fuck?
The Muslim Waffen SS praying.
Oh my God.
Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.
The Muslim Waffin SS.
Oh my God.
Is this for real?
This is real footage?
Oh, my God.
All right.
That's enough.
I mean, Tim McCrab, where the fuck did you find that shit?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
The base.
Based?
So what?
Now, all of a sudden, y'all want to be National Socialist now?
Y'all don't want to oblige a society that was literally ran by the Koran?
Because that's the end goal of Islam is to have countries that are dictated by the Koran itself.
The Koran is more than just a dogma.
It's a philosophy to run society.
But all of a sudden you're down with national socialism.
Kabbalah Talmud Magic00:02:51
I mean, come on, man, is all I got to say to that.
All right.
All right.
Anyway, let me take a couple of more hits.
No more donations, dude, please.
I just.
I just want to fuck.
I'm just trying to have a fucking couple of hits here of the goddamn tobacco.
I'm trying to have some smoke here.
It's Baller Friday the 13th.
We're past the midnight hour.
I'm loving the harvest moon.
I think the harvest moon is already up a little bit past my line of sight at this point in time.
But I love the harvest moon, Friday the 13th, and it's episode 99.
It's episode 99 on 9-14-2009.
I don't know if that has any kind of numerologic, numerology significance.
I mean, but who knows?
Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine.
All right.
Let me have one more smoke.
And shut up, Chris, the anti-ghost.
I didn't hook up with a tranny on this episode.
Somebody donated and said, hey, go take a look at this.
Rosie O'Kelly was broadcasting live and, you know, whatever.
All right.
Shut up That's it.
That's it, man.
You're going to hold it and let it hit the brain, dude.
By the way, somebody asked me in the inner circles and they said, hey, I found the Talmud online.
Is it worth reading it?
Yes.
It's where the Talmudic magic is, baby.
It's magic.
That's what's happening all around you, baby.
It's magic.
Magic is happening all around you.
You people don't even know it.
All right.
So be good going and don't read it.
But if you want to understand the magic, go ahead and read it.
And then once you, I want to be honest with you, to read the Talmud, it'll probably take you about like, say, five years, you know, maybe 10 years to fully understand it.
That's when you graduate into the Kabbalah.
And then once you understand the Kabbalah, then you understand some real wicked shit, boy.
Give me my drink.
The Torah, the Torah is just, you know, it's just a dogma to keep the Jewish people in line and under a certain idea.
You know what I'm saying?
The magic is in the Talmud and the Kabbalah.
I'm telling you.
I mean, it's all around you.
If you just research it, you'll understand.
I don't believe anything you're saying about Hitler was true.
Gaddafi Model Socialism00:08:40
None of it is.
National Socialism is still correct.
What are you talking about?
And the dirty kikes are the root of all the evil you stand against.
Oh, God.
Hitler did nothing wrong.
Okay, look, I have to counteract this, okay?
First of all, if you believe that National Socialism is correct, how come Hitler got beat?
You know what makes things right?
Are things that win?
All right?
History is written by the winners.
And for you to sit here and suggest that National Socialism is the right way to go, if that was the case, y'all would have won.
Everything, I mean, you know what I'm saying?
Because National Socialism didn't win, it means that it's insignificant and it doesn't work.
It doesn't work.
All right?
Hey, ghost, how much would I have to donate for you to listen to someone reading the entirety of Das Kapital?
I've already read Das Capital.
All right.
And by the way, Das Capital was an unfinished work.
Remember, it was only part one.
Hitler, or excuse me, Hitler, Marx intended to write two more works of Das Capital, and he didn't.
So I've already read it and I've read it many a times and I could explain to you Marxist theory better than you fucking Marxists can, all right?
But anyway, you know, these idiots that say that national socialism is correct, name me a socialist model that has worked.
And of course, some of you that listen to me know that I'm going to bring up the Gaddafi-Libya model because Gaddafi actually was a true socialist.
He actually, before he even gave him or his mother or father a home, lived in the desert in tents until everybody who was a Libyan citizen got their own home.
He actually gave every Libyan citizen free health care.
Every Libyan citizen had a cut of the national oil revenues that were sold on the world market.
Gaddafi was a true socialist.
I mean, he took care of his people.
Now, that, in my opinion, would be the only socialist model in contemporary history that was able to sustain itself.
But how we know it doesn't work was because once Obama, the EU, Hillary Clinton, once they started antagonizing Libya with their CIA, al-Qaeda, ISIS jihudis that they throw everywhere to cause trouble, once they started throwing them in and they started taking over army barracks, they started taking over military facilities.
Gaddafi actually believed that his people, because he gave his people everything, he gave his people free health care, free everything.
If you were a Libyan citizen, you didn't have to worry about anything.
It was a true sense of socialism.
You would have thought that these people, because they were given everything by Gaddafi, that they would have fought to the death for Gaddafi.
And Gaddafi thought that himself.
He thought that, hey, my people, they will die for me.
They will die for me, my people.
No, they didn't.
You know what socialism does to people?
It makes them into pussies.
It makes them into insignificant nothings.
It makes them apprehensive to protect their own sustenance of whatever socialism is.
And you see, that's why the Gaddafi model, even though it worked because he was a leader that cared about his people, it really didn't work because it couldn't sustain itself.
Do you understand?
I mean, you have to have a country that's willing to fight and die to protect its way of life.
And these idiots that were given everything by Gaddafi, they weren't willing to do it.
And that's why Gaddafi got overthrown.
That's why he got captured.
That's why Gaddafi got an AK-47.
Literally, this is how he died.
AK-47 shoved up his sphincter and pulled the trigger, and that's how he died.
So for all these people that are claiming that socialism, the only reason I brought up the Gaddafi model, because some idiot was like, national socialism is the right way to do it.
Socialism makes a docile society.
It makes a society of a bunch of fucking man-children, of a bunch of imbeciles.
And that's why it's always conquered.
Gaddafi also made his great man-made river to supply all of North America.
That is absolutely correct.
Absolutely correct.
It took him 40 years to make it, and when it was done, Faggot Obama bombed it with uranium bombs.
You know, Khabib, he's a hard-ass Islamist.
There's not a, he's not lying.
This is exactly correct.
This is exactly correct.
And I don't hear any of the socialists that are out here advocating socialism talk about Gaddafi.
Because in my opinion, I mean, if I was a socialist and I was advocating this bullshit, I would at least point to one model that not only worked, but worked till the end.
The problem is, is that, okay, you work for a minute, but then all of a sudden you got taken over.
And the whole point of having a society is to be able to have it indefinitely and protect the way of life.
And when it comes to socialism, no socialist society wants to protect their way of life.
They become a bunch of docile man-children, a bunch of spoiled fucks that don't want to do shit.
So to sit here and say that national socialism would work, it doesn't work.
National socialism, socialism, communism, it doesn't work.
The only reason communism has sustained itself is because the basis of communism, okay?
The basis of communism and not only communism, but national socialism.
This is why national socialism supposedly worked for a little bit.
Believe it or not, Hitler ripped off Marx.
Okay.
The basis is struggle.
You'll hear the word struggle all over the place when it comes to the Communist Manifesto and communism.
And even Hitler, he wrote his book, My Struggle.
Now, what does struggle mean?
Struggle means that if you put the society under a basis of struggle, that that struggle will extract the best of mankind without having to use the methodology of capitalism.
I'm not joking.
So in the National Socialist arena, the German Nazis, their struggle was perpetual war.
Perpetual war is what made the success of the Nazi economy, the Nazi war machine, etc.
Perpetual struggle.
The same thing with Mao Citong, if we want to bring up Mao Cetong.
Mao Citong made sure to continuously put perpetual struggle on his own people so he could sustain his power until he croaked in the 70s.
I mean, you understand that this is the idea of real devout communists, devout communists, that understand what communism is about.
The allocation of resources and the ability to facilitate a society at a more rapid pace outside waiting for people's own development.
I mean, dialectic materialism, for all you folks that remember me discussing that as it relates to political philosophy.
I mean, I don't understand why people would even...
Anyway, you know, I know people are in here.
They're...
They're bored or whatever the fucking case might be.
But the problem is, is that that's why communist states are still in existence because they purposely put perpetual struggle on their society.
It's taking too long.
Rocker 6,660,000.
Communist Perpetual Struggle00:06:03
Listen, I'm shooting balls at your asses, man.
Wake up, man.
Where are the smart people that listen to me, man?
Seriously.
Where are the intellectuals, man?
Dark meme magician girl.
Where are the intellectuals in the fucking?
Oh, my God.
All right, I've had enough.
All right, let's move on, dude.
I've already drank most of my beer for Christ's sake.
Hold on.
I'm sorry.
You make me want to fucking drink copious fucking mounts of alcohol.
Excuse the fuck out of me.
All right.
All right.
Anyway, let me get one more drink here, one more smoke, and I guess we'll go ahead and hook it up with some fucking shout outs.
I guess we'll go ahead and hook it up.
You know what time it is, right, folks?
You know what time it is?
It's time for more.
Goddamn right, baby.
You goddamn right.
There it is.
There it is, right there, baby.
Let me go ahead and got to put that in the goddamn glass, baby.
You got to put that in the glass.
You got to put that in the glass for that ass.
You know what I'm saying?
And by the way, for all you people that hate on me, take a whiff of that.
Hey, what the hell is this?
2012 fan.
I love all your political and history lectures, ghost.
Well, I hope so.
I hope so.
What is this?
Stormfront.org.
Dan the Oracle.
It's time to take you to the woodshed for saying ethnic slurs.
We're about white pride worldwide.
All right.
I'm not saying the rest of this.
I don't agree with any of this shit.
But yeah, whatever.
Dan the Oracle, whatever the case might be.
All right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, I'm not hating on Dan the Oracle.
I'm just saying I disagree with him, and we should be able to disagree with Mofos.
You know what I mean?
I mean, seriously, for Christ's sake, man.
All right.
I mean, we should be able to disagree and be able to have these conversations, etc.
I mean, that's what creates better communities, better environments, you know, better, you know, I don't know.
I mean, maybe I'm old-fashioned.
Maybe I'm just some old codger.
You know, maybe I'm some old fool or something.
You know what I'm saying?
Anyway, now, you know what we're going to do?
Hey, engineer, we're going to take forum post shout-outs here.
All right, I'm going to take some forum post shout-outs here.
And what we're going to do here is we're going to go.
There is a thread on the ghost show.
Here, look, let me show you.
Put the PC shot on.
You see, there's the ghost show forum here, okay?
See this?
Right at ghost.report.
You just got to go to ghost.report.
Here's the ghost show forum right now, episode 99 forum shout-outs.
All right, look, I don't even want fucking shit.
I don't even want to fucking.
All right, let's.
That's where you got to go, okay?
That's where you got to go and post some shit if you want to, you know, have a shout-out out here on the ghost show, for Christ's sake.
And I'm going to give a couple more minutes to folks that want to shout out.
And people have been appreciating these shout-outs because, you know, they can, you know, kind of throw a post.
They can try to throw a pick or something.
So it makes things a lot more fun, you know.
And for all of you people that are out here that try to say that ghost is no fun, I'm looking, I'm fun.
I'm a fun guy.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Give me my fucking, give me my fucking smoke.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
What is this?
Tim McCrab, Amarco oil facility is Saudi is burning.
What?
Are you kidding me?
Marco oil facility is burning.
Hold on.
I got to check this shit out.
Hold on just a second, folks.
Because not to sound like, you know, heartless capitalists, but if that's the case, I'd be looking at oil right now as far as futures are concerned.
Because what was about to happen here is that what the fuck is his name?
Our AMCO oil was supposed to be a publicly traded stock on the stock exchange that was supposed to be going up.
And Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I'm just trying to let you guys know, you guys that are potential investors, this is some serious business, if true, of course.
So we shall see what happens there.
That's some serious business, if that's the case.
All right.
Anyway, let me go ahead and take a hey, wait a minute, Tim McCrab, it's not a fucking scuffed show.
What are you fucking talking about, man?
It's a baller Friday the 13th, for Christ's sake.
What are you talking about, scuff fucking show?
This is a badass show.
The fuck are you talking about, you fucking Nasrala ass-licking piece of shit?
I thought you were my boy.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Give me my fucking drink.
And hey, crazy for Swayze.
If you don't like it, then you can fucking fucking lick my ball cheese, you fucking piece of shit.
All right, anyway, let me go ahead, I guess.
Look, everybody's saying the show so.
Yeah, you think the show sucks, you fucking piece of shit?
Huh?
You think that this is Friday the 13th, man?
We've got a harvest moon in the sky, and you people are sitting over here talking shit.
Oh, shit.
Look, Tim McCroff is like, hey, I'm your boy, Ghost, but your fucking fan base is cancer.
I don't know what to say about that, man.
Mr Fortune Cookie Picture00:14:22
I mean, you know, I know people blame me for the so-called toxic environment in my community.
I blame the internet, man.
I blame the internet for this shit.
I mean, it's how, well, how is it my fart, fart?
How is it my fault?
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
I don't know what the fuck.
I've been drinking and smoking some tobacco a little bit.
Please excuse me, for Christ's sake.
Empty this fucking...
Empty this shit here.
I'm sorry, dude.
I'm fucking.
I've been drinking.
You know, I've been smoking and shit for Christ's sake.
All right.
And look, everybody's going to give me shit.
Look at that.
Huh?
I'm sniffing your fart.
Here, you want to sniff something?
Here, hold on.
Put this down here.
You want me to sniff something, you fucking son?
Now, never mind.
I don't want to be unclassy like that, man.
You see what you trolls make me do?
You fucking, you bring me down to your fucking level and make me look like some fucking idiot.
You know what I'm saying?
Fucking give me my smoke Gotta hold it and get it Let it hit the brain, dude.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Chatroom Hitler.
Oh, they want chat room Hitler.
All right.
Yeah.
Okay.
Let's be Adolph Schekelgruber for just a second.
That's right.
I am the chat room theorem and I want the chat room to be white again.
Lots of scheduled slagging.
She make the chat room white again.
There it is.
There it is.
I'm slagging Schneiden Slagin.
Make it white again.
There it is.
Look at the white chat room.
Look at the white chat room.
Lots of stringen slagging.
See how all right, all right.
That's enough.
All right, that's enough.
All right.
You got it.
You got it.
Black Hitler.
Wait a minute.
It makes the relay chat black again.
What the fuck does that mean?
Black Hitler.
Wait a minute.
Are you talking about whenever I make the chat room white in my stream?
The people that are relaying, it makes it black.
I don't really care.
Dude, y'all are.
You see how fucking idiotic you fucking people make shit racial for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, can y'all stop making everything fucked up, fucking racial bullshit?
I mean, seriously, man.
All right, let's just go to fucking goddamn fucking forum shout outs.
All right.
Now, once again, put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
Forum post here.
Episode 99 forum shoutouts.
Let's go ahead and go with Ashley GX.
Thank you for setting this up.
What?
And noette?
NOT GI.
You fucking asshole with a fucking pair of balls on fucking Herman Kane.
Look, dude, leave Herman Kane alone, dude.
He was robbed of the 2012 primary of the Republicans.
He would have kicked Obama's fucking ass.
And to put a pair of balls on this guy's chin is fucking disrespectful, fucking piece of shit.
All right, we got Zip GX.
Cheers.
Thank you very much.
Bandigers.
Ghost, I heard you like Dimebag.
What is this shit?
Oh, you fuck.
What the?
What is this shit?
Isn't that the corn of the ass, asshole?
And there's Dimebag in what?
What is that?
A pussy costume with two pairs of balls.
All right.
With a bunch of gay guys or whatever the fuck.
Turn this shit.
Take this shit off.
Fucking leave Dimebag alone, man.
Here's Zed Commander Dead, Dead Daddy.
I don't know what the hell that is.
Wait, hold on.
What is this?
Hold on.
What is this?
Snakebutt.
He said, page nine has a photo of me coming out of my home.
All right.
All right.
Whatever, you idiot.
All right.
Whatever.
You fucking people are sick.
All right.
It might not even get that far anyway.
Anyway, we've got Jackler.
Look at the GX.
GX in the chat, baby.
We've got Odd Eyes Magician, GX.
What is this?
Put up.
Dip your wings in ranch, huh?
Well, shit.
I always did nude you was a fucking pussy.
All right, that was pretty funny, dude.
All right.
Cheers to Odd Eyes Magician.
No ticket to paradise equals one way to hell.
You, dude.
Fucking Eddie Money died today, dude.
I mean, come on, man.
We've got...
You fucking son of a bitch, dude.
Reverend Snarr, a fucking jukebox with a Corsier I-160.
You see what I'm saying, dude?
You see, you know, I give you guys fucking shout-outs and all this bullshit.
You fucking shit talk my computer, man.
All right.
I don't really appreciate it.
What is this?
Is that beer cans?
That looks like fucking crushed up beer.
All right, that's enough.
Fuck, fuck you.
All right, take this shit off.
Fuck you, Reverend Snar, you piece of shit.
And what the fuck is this?
Aesthetic?
The fucking me service in a glory?
Hold on.
What is it?
Is that a black hand?
Is that a gorilla hand?
I don't know what it is.
Anyway, put just fucking fuck you, aesthetic.
If that even needs the real aesthetic.
Who's next here?
What is this?
LegoFan420, IGX.
What is this?
Texas Wall Martyrs Prepping for War?
Colorized?
You fucking piece of shit.
You know, you fucking fuck.
Fucking, what is this?
There it is.
Father Time88 GX.
There's Donald Trump, baby.
That's what I'm talking about, man.
Donald fucking Trump.
Who else is that?
Eddie Money for not Eddie Money for Nothing.
It's a pair of balls on Eddie Money's.
All right.
All right, man.
Dude, this is really macabre, dude.
The guy just died.
The guy just fucking died for Christ's sake.
All right, take this shit off.
I'm not going to sit here and allow these people to do this shit to any money, man.
All right, GX.
Seriously, Samsung.
Ghost primetime expectations equals America 7 p.m.
Ghost Primetime Reality China 9 p.m.
What the fuck is this?
I don't get it.
What the fuck is this supposed to be?
What is that?
A bowl of raw?
I don't fucking get it.
Seriously, Samsung.
I don't fucking get it, dude.
Oh, they're shekels?
They're not fucking shekel.
Fucking fucking shekels, you idiot.
Hey, Mike Cock GX, dude.
Cheers.
They're not fucking shekels.
What is this?
Oh, look at Khabib Nagamarov.
Capitalist Army.
There's a gorilla hand.
Look at that.
Goillahan.
Goilla.
Goillahan.
All right, let's move on here.
Who else do we have?
Steven FS, Happy Baller Friday.
Cheers to you.
There's Distill and Happy 99th show.
The Ghost Show, mate.
I'll be listening in on a 26-hour Wrangler shift.
What is this?
Jim's mowing cunts down.
If you're from Australia, you probably know that.
I rake the phage.
I mean, fuck you on that name.
Happy 99th again.
Yeah, all right.
Yeah, whatever.
And take a look at this.
X Drag 93 GX in the chat.
That looks pretty cool.
GX, here's a flag I would fly in my yard.
Look at that.
That's what I'm talking about, man.
Yes.
Yes.
Maybe I should put out a flag or two or something.
You know what I'm saying?
Anyway, let's get to the next one here.
Who else do we have here?
We got R-Master GX, mate.
Here's something I drew for you a year ago.
What is this?
5,000.
Ah, you fucking piece of shit.
You're talking about when Mrs. Ghost swerved to hit a squirrel.
Yeah, fuck you.
You fucking piece of shit.
Here's Hambone GX or Hambalone GX.
I'm not reading all that, dude.
Anyway, cheers to you.
I already said that.
I don't know.
What is this?
What is this?
Hold on.
Why is there a pair of balls on this?
What is this?
I found your tranny gray.
Fuck you, you fucking.
All right, listen.
I'm not fucking around, man.
Shut the fuck up about this shit.
You're lucky I'm even doing fucking shout outs for you fucking people, man.
Anyway, Olive Yakslov, cheers to you, man.
Screw the trolls and haters and also rip to any money.
Much respect to the rock legend today, even though I knew these macabre trolls are going to go nuts over it.
Yeah, man.
Cheers to Olive Yaksloff, and there's Eddie Money.
Cheers to you.
Hold on.
What the fuck is this?
Ghost is a Zionist shill.
Tell your Pentagon handlers they're gay.
Hold on.
My Pentagon handlers.
I'd rather give it to Israel.
Make them.
Dude, fuck this guy.
Fuck this guy.
Let me tell you something.
Thumbs fucking down for this fucking shithead.
Fucking asshole.
It's Baller Friday.
Here's Albin and the Dipmunks busting a flow.
I know.
They actually thought I was this idiot.
I'm not even fucking kidding around.
They actually thought I was this moron.
Anyway, Mr. Neggy Generation 7.
Thank you.
Fropsy TSU.
GX also.
Hey, Ghost, I'm actually a guy.
Oh, I never...
Did I say you were a chick?
I don't...
I don't fucking care.
You fucking idiots.
Hey, GX, Captain Hook.
Look, there's Captain Hook.
Oh?
There's Captain Hook.
Let's see who else.
We got System 23.
Wait, System 23?
You're a fucking brony, dude?
That's a fucking brony pick.
GX, it's time to duel.
Snake fucking rain on a Yu-Gi-Oh card.
Real fucked up fucking shit, dude.
Discard one card and select four reptile-type monsters from your deck and send them to the graveyard.
Fucking piece of fucking shit.
What else is next?
I already said this.
Duel me, Ghostan.
What is this?
Is this more Yu-Gi-Oh shit?
All right, look, enough of the Yu-Gi-Oh shit, all right?
I've got a fucking badass deck.
Anyway, Moonman President ghost fruiting up at the bathhouse and being late again.
I don't know.
You forgot your shit.
One MMA machine.
GX, it's Baller Friday, baby.
And what the fuck is this?
Death by Bacon.
Every time Sheckler gets an $18.66.
Hey, asshole.
I always tell people to stop fucking doing it.
I try to tell people as explicitly as I fucking can not to do this shit.
And you all fucking.
Fuck you.
Especially after all this fucking snake and all this perverted bullshit, dude.
Go fuck yourself.
Who is this?
And there's Anarcho-Canadian.
What's up, GX in the chat?
And, you know, some kind of fucking anime Trump or something.
Here's Augusto demo plan.
I'm not clicking the YouTube video.
The real Roxy Reyes.
Ghost, I hope you're having a good show tonight.
You're a good guy.
Thank you.
You got a great host.
I just wanted to give you a big shout out because you deserve it.
Cheers to the famous Ghost GX.
Thank you, the real Roxy Reyes.
Thank you.
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
Fucking danger, Dan, you piece of shit.
Fucking giraffe.
I don't even want to say what it's doing.
What is it?
Hold on.
Jihad.
Come be Jihad.
Dude, don't try to recruit me.
Seriously.
I think that, you know, you're somebody in ISIS that's trying to recruit.
Ah, yeah, all right.
Dead opossum.
Yeah, real fucking funny.
Another jukebox fucking joke, huh?
Yeah, you fucking piece of shit.
And who is this?
Mr. Fortune Cookie, FX in the chat.
is this?
You fucking piece of- IS THAT MR. FORTUNE COOKIE?!
With me and Donald Trump being shot?
Hey, what is it?
Is that Herman Kane right there, dude?
All right.
Fuck you.
Who did this shit?
Who the fuck did this shit?
Fuck you, Mr. Fortune.
Look at the fucking, look at the avatar.
Mr. Fortune Cookie.
All right.
Let's keep going, dude.
Whatever, dude.
Whatever.
What is this?
Flaming Creations.
Look, dude, cheers, GX.
There's ST Mike.
GX Ghost Studio Revealed.
What's my studio?
Hold on.
What is this?
The Ghost Show fucking a trailer.
Yeah, yeah.
Fuck you.
I got your trailer.
All right.
You tell your mom to come on over here and tell her to sit on my fucking trailer.
I've got your trailer.
And who is this?
Tyler 225905GX.
What is this?
Hitler feeding like, what is it, a pig or something?
Some kind of what is this?
Whip cream?
What the fuck kind of picture is this?
Ghost Show Trailer Wreck00:15:47
The fuck kind of picture is this?
Jesus Christ.
All right, what else we have here?
We got Eddie choking money.
Real funny.
Hold on, what is this?
Hold on, what is this?
Oive, shut it down for a lie.
Part Jew, part Muslim, all racist ghostler as boss hambone with the engineer.
Is that say the African booty scratcher?
Directed by Tub Guy.
You guys are fucked up.
I mean, come on, dude.
Seriously.
And what the fuck is this?
I want to be your mod so bad, I took it to Trump Tower.
Dude, that's that.
You know what?
That's fucked up.
All right.
That's.
That's fucked up.
Fucking throw that.
Throw a thumbs down on that shit, Froppie.
You fucking sick ass.
Oh!
Oh, look at Mr. Person.
I mean, how, dude, I don't even want to say.
Fuck you, Mr. Person.
All right.
Fuck you, Mr. Person.
It's all I got to say to that one.
All right, let's move on.
What is this?
Keem Scares.
Ghost when he gets naked GX.
What the fuck is this?
Hold on.
What is this?
Why using a thing like this?
All right.
This is some snake bullshit.
All right.
Take this shit off.
And what the fuck is up with this?
Donald Trump in the house of Keem Scares.
You're a fucking idiot.
Chris Johnson GX.
What is this?
What is this supposed to be?
The Rams, a fucking snake?
Some anime bitch?
A panda?
A jukebox.
Fuck you.
Obama.
A fucking wheel.
You know what?
Fuck you, dude.
All right.
Chris Johnson, you guys are fucking getting, you guys are pricks.
They're CSX Rail fan too.
Thank you very much, man.
Look at that.
Look at that.
That's Trump right there.
We can't really see it.
But that's Trump right there.
MEGA! MAGA! 2020, bitch.
All right.
What is this?
Fizzy Allison.
Hey Ghost, how's the wheelchair holding up?
And how are you holding up being dead since you know you're a ghost after all?
This is Fizzy Anderson, huh?
Or Fizzy Allerson, whatever the fuck her name is.
This is who this is here?
This is your avatar?
Hi.
I'm a Salem little fucking bitch.
All right, we get it.
All right.
Fizzy Allison.
Let's go ahead and get to the next.
What is this?
Bond Dayton GX.
Shout outs to former troll Twilly Atkins, BN King, and Captain Dessey.
They deserve more respect.
BN King, happy Friday the 13th.
Cheers, GX.
And what the fuck is this?
Have a trailer for your forum and spread it around like AIDS.
Well, you know what?
You fucking pay an $18.66 bucker, Stevie Stinkverse, all right?
All right.
You fucking, you do that.
It was Fizzy.
I already said that fucking name.
Who else is that?
Barry Blackberry.
GX ghost is a shithead.
All right.
Go fuck you.
Aaron in the house.
Death of socialism is absolutely right, boy.
Laboratory guinea pig, GX.
Hey, that's a rare Pepe right there.
Look at that.
That's a rare Pepe.
ICUP, TGS, in a nutshell.
Fuck you.
all right?
You guys are getting, you guys are fucking hitting low right now.
You guys are hitting low.
Legacy Zero.
Hello, Ghoster.
How's the RV?
All alone on a Friday evening?
Golly, that's a sort of...
I'm not alone, fucking dickhead!
And what is this?
cut myself laughing gx for gogos i'm not gonna listen i'm not clicking on any goddamn youtube videos all right Let's move on.
What is this?
GX, RIP, Eddie Money, Eddie hanging out with Money Gross.
Fuck off.
Eddie hanging out with Money Gross.
And wait a minute.
Is that a is that fucking Haramby?
And fucking African booties.
You racist fuck.
You racist piece of shit.
What the fuck is this?
It's Ghostion Obama Internet, but you still my nigga?
Oh, shit.
Hey, I said that.
I didn't say hard R, okay?
So I think I get a pass on that, all right?
I didn't say hard R.
I didn't say hard R, you fucking asshole.
I was just reading.
I didn't say hard R. Look, shut the fuck up in the chat room, dude.
I didn't say hard R, dude, all right?
Hey, what is this?
What the fuck?
What is this shit?
I mean, is that Thomas Jeffrey?
Who the fuck is that?
They turned our forefathers into some kind of a fucking schoolgirl?
All right.
And shut up in the chat, man.
Listen, I fucking didn't say the hard R, all right?
Shut up.
GX 18 plus 66 equals 84.
Are you sure you don't mean $18.60?
No, no.
$18.66 bucker.
All right.
210 radio graffiti.
You know, figure it out.
Bonzie buddy.
GX fix your internet, you hambone.
Oh my God, did you actually put up a dial-up internet graphic, dude?
This is like Windows 95 time.
Are you fucking joking?
Jesus Christ, Bonzie Buddy up in here.
We've got GX, PSN Parker place.
What is this?
Believe in something, even if it means sacrificing everything.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Are you saying ghost stocks are going down?
Let me tell you something.
Ghost stocks are going up, baby.
You understand?
They're going sky high, baby.
They're going sky high.
What is this?
EX in the chat, boys?
What is this?
Two tickets to hell, LOL.
Yeah, real funny, you fucking idiot.
Fuck you.
Reverend Star Ghost's connection to Vaughan.live.
You son of a bitch.
Are you fucking like I got a fucking 1981 modem where you put the all right, go fuck yourself, all right?
It shouldn't be me.
It shouldn't be me.
What is this?
Legacy Zero, since I can't debate or edit my own post.
While I'm a centrist, the far left right now is nuts.
Yang is the only one for me when it comes to them, but I don't know about the right.
Oh, we'll see where the debates for those come later.
All of 2020 is literally a battle of lesser evils.
What are you talking about, man?
Donald Trump is the modern day George Washington.
What the fuck are you talking about?
And what is this?
This is you?
Oh, this is you.
Yeah, no, you're fucking hiding your fucking ham and cheese sandwich in the microwave.
All right, what is this?
Yeah, technical difficulties.
Please stand by.
Fuck you, Kansa Muser.
Yeah, GX in the chat.
All right.
Anyway, let's go ahead.
We've got pervert band kick.
Ghost look, true joke box rate.
All right.
I had enough of this shit, dude.
I'd see.
I've had about enough of this shit.
GX long live TCR.
And why isn't Pepe carrying a fucking Mexican flag?
Huh?
Get the fuck out of here, Tim McCrab.
What is this?
210 radio graffiti.
I hope you still like your son.
He's miming you.
I don't know what the, what the.
I don't even know who the fuck that dude is.
GX.
Wow, dude, come on.
That's fucking racist, pregnant Pikachu.
Star Platinum GX Ghost Happy Baller Friday.
And what is this?
Ghost.
You fucking piece of shit.
Ghost farmer.
Look at this shit.
All right, that's it.
I'm tired of you fucking people talking about my goddamn PC, man.
I paid a lot of money for this shit.
I paid a lot of money for this shit.
And you all think it's a fucking joke that I'm a fucking jukebox.
Didn't I tell you fucking last episode that I didn't want to hear the term jukebox or you fucking people making reference to my goddamn Corsier I-160?
Didn't I say that shit?
And what do you want, snake butt?
Snake on page.
You know what?
Fuck it.
I'm done with fucking shout outs.
How you like that?
How do you like that?
You're going to call me a fucking jukebox.
Fuck you and your goddamn shout outs, man.
I'm a fucking broadcaster.
Do you understand that?
I'm a fucking broadcaster, you fucking piece of shit.
And fuck you in the chat room calling me a jukebox.
Fuck you.
N-word pass service.
Would you like to pay $50 to get a pass and not get your ass beat by the game?
I didn't say the hard R. Consider using or services or get a cap in that ass.
I didn't say the hard R, N-word pass service.
I didn't say the fucking hard R.
So for you people to be sitting over here, you know, trying to say that I'm some kind of a fucking Grand Dragon racist, I was just repeating what I was reading on the forum posts.
Okay?
I didn't say the hard R, you piece of shit.
So for you people that are sitting here trying to call me a racist because I was simply reading what was on the forum posts, go fuck yourselves, all right?
Seriously, go fuck yourself.
Give me my drink.
I'm serious, man.
All right.
I'll tell you right now.
What I'm going to do.
No, no, come on, dude.
Come on.
Come on, man.
Come on.
I'm about to fuck you.
Motivation before RG.
Oh, God.
You know, Kabib, you're not winning.
You know, you're not winning brownie points with the fuckers in here.
They're going to get pissed.
I mean, I was just about to fucking look for something so that people can fucking watch while I set up the radio graffiti and also drain the main vein, to say the least.
Oh, no.
Okay.
All right.
I'll let this slide.
You know what?
You know what I'll do?
I'm going to drain the main vein.
I'm going to use Khabib Nagamarov's video to drain the main vein.
Let me go ahead and put the PC shot on right here, okay?
This right here is the YouTuber Only Use Me Blades motivational speech.
Now, I want to be honest with you.
I am a watcher of Only Use Me Blade's video stream only because he's a fucking train wreck, dude.
Only because he literally is throwing caution to the wind.
It's obviously this man wants to die.
He chugged.
You think that I chug fucking alcohol?
Just watch this son of a bitch.
And he's a train wreck.
I mean, I love him.
But anyway, here is a motivational speech.
Obviously, some troll put this together.
This is what he actually says when he's in a fucking drunken stupor.
And I'll be right back.
I'll see if I can do all the things necessary within the motivational speech of Only Use Me Blade.
Cheers to Khabib.
Cheers to Khabib Nagamarov.
Let's go ahead and hear this.
Let's see if we go.
Here it is.
Only Use Me Blade.
I'll be right back.
And hopefully, by the time I come back, we'll be back just in time to do Radio Graffiti.
I'll be right back.
Only use me, Blade.
Go ahead and take me out, engineer.
Only use me, Blade.
Backing up your fucking figging ass shit, bitch.
Imagine walking around.
Alright, here's the thing, dude.
Hey, Bo, what is this?
7 million humans?
Male humans?
7 million females?
And you haven't caught one yet?
You're dumb, bitch.
Fuck you.
Fuck you, dude.
If you haven't caught a fucking catch, if you haven't scratched scratch it, use a bitch.
Fuck you, dude.
Seriously, dude.
If you haven't fucked figured it out at this point, fuck you.
God.
No, it's okay if you die in a fire a little bit.
It's whatever.
But like, dude, if you haven't found there's seven billion bitches in this world and not none of them like you, think about you.
Fuck you.
That's seriously.
Kill yourself.
And if you die, no one care, dude.
Do you really think we're gonna walk around and figure you out?
Fuck you, dude.
Cheers.
Figure it out, dude.
If you think that seven and a half million people don't like you, you know what?
Because you're a piece of shit.
Goddamn right.
Give me some jerky.
You're a bitch.
Figure it out, dude.
I don't know what the fuck you're fucking thinking about.
Oh, here's the thing, dude.
Hey, hey, if that happened, no one likes you, dude.
Just, dude, you can't afford heroin, bitch, but die.
Go.
Go!
Scrap!
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
You fucking scrum-dealing-ass bitch!
Go!
Get the fuck out of here, dude!
We, okay, here's the funny.
Here's the fucking funny part about it.
Is that if you don't want to be seen, we gotta work really hard to fucking get rid of you, you bitch-ass bitch.
Figure it out.
Chuck, here, I love Ashley.
Dude, she got his bed.
Hey, hey, you don't never have some big ass T's, dude.
Because you're a small dick, bitch.
Figure it out.
Take me the thing, dude.
I'll scratch all the scratches.
I don't give a fuck, bitch.
Figure it out.
Go.
Tramp!
Scramp, bitch!
Scramp, bitch!
If you don't, if you have a small dick, horrible.
Oh, no, you don't need that.
Don't rent bitches.
You can't rip it, man, it's gonna be bad.
I was gonna do it and I was gonna put it off.
But come on, bruh!
Come on, bruv.
That's the truth, though, dude.
Hey, hey, here's the thing, dude.
Maybe he's a small dick piece of shit, dude.
Maybe you don't deserve to walk the life I walk.
Figure it out, dude.
Alright, so you die.
Who cares?
Alright, imagine you die.
And you're like, no one gives a fuck.
Figure it out, dude.
That's all it is, dude.
It's okay, dude, to be a fucking loser.
Figure it out, dude.
But like, come on, dude.
Like, do you really think people are going to fucking shed a tear for you when no one shit a tear for you ever?
Figure it the fuck out, dude.
You died and you just went in the ground.
Come on, dude.
Yeah, that right there is only used to be played during a fucking drunken stupor.
Radio Graffiti Phone Calls00:03:11
And, you know, he's a train wreck, and that's why I watch him.
Anyway, thank you very much, Khabib, for requesting that.
Anyway, it's 1.40 a.m. in the fucking ghost show studios.
I guess let's go ahead.
Are we ready for this engineer?
By the way, are we down with this?
Are we cool?
All right.
Well, without any further ado, let's go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
And I'm talking about Radio Graffiti.
That's right, folks.
Radio Graffiti, the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
All you've got to do is give me a call right now at 515-604-9052.
And once the operator bitch starts talking, all you got to do is just type in that code right there, 844-286 and the hashtag key or the pound key, however the fuck you know it.
And then once you do, you will be in queue to be a part of Radio Graffiti.
And when I call on your area code or on your name, you got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
That's why we call this Radio Graffiti, baby.
Now, before I get to Radio Graffiti, I want to reiterate: I do not want to hear any Helen Keller death mutes.
I do not want to hear any Obama phones.
Make sure that your phone is at the highest level possible and make sure that you're speaking into the phone properly so that we can properly hear you, even if you got to scream a little bit.
I know some of you are kind of sneaking out the phones, don't want mommy to find you.
But hey, that's all there is to it.
That's how you're going to get to Radio Graffiti.
That's how you're going to partake in this.
All right.
No Obama phones.
No Helen Keller death mutes.
Okay.
Now, before I get to Radio Graffiti, we're going to let everybody go ahead and call.
I'm going to take a chug.
I'm going to take a smoke.
I should take another.
No, you know what?
I'm going to wait on the shot.
Should I take another shot?
I'll wait on the shot.
Let me take a chug of this.
And by the way, you're absolutely right.
We want Trump phones only.
Trump phones.
None of this Obama phone bullshit, man.
All right.
We want to be able to hear your ass.
All right.
Let me go ahead and smoke here and then we're going to get to Radio Graffiti.
Everybody, make sure that your phone is up to par.
I'm not fucking around, dude.
I hate, I fucking hate Helen Keller death mutes.
And not to mention, most of the folks in this chat room do not like folks they can't hear.
So let me go ahead and smoke this.
That's what I'm talking about.
GX in the chat, dude.
GX in the motherfucking chat.
Olive Yaksloff, Danny Galt, GX in the fucking chat.
Happy 11th September00:14:17
Bond Dayton, Night Prowler, Hambone Movement, Fiend 45, Tim McCrab, Anarcho-Canadian, Ditzy Blitz Frenzy, Avant Gief, Arano Donovan, Zip in the house, Gondola, Bozo 888, Moonman President, Tijuana Genius, Dark Me, Magician Girl, Kans Abuser, Cloud Zach, John Doe, 3, Dizzy NuckFucks, Kabib Magamarov,
Tim McCrabb in the house, Star Platinum, Flaming Creations, Reverend Snar, We got Admiral, yeah, I think that's his name, BN King in the House, Ghost Dust, Granny Ghost, Jason Genova, GG417, Mr. Nagy, Generation 7, Unstable Underscore, American Dream 96, Fustrulian, Fust Ilyarian, or I don't know, I'm fucking drunk, dude.
Tempo Longer Tight.
We got Wings of Iron, Cousino.
We got Ultimate X Spider.
I'm not going to say that.
Bonzie Buddy, Evolution ZXL, Black Hat Inc., Ghetto Ghost, Tyler225905, Akusto Demo Plan, Anal Sausages, real funny.
Chris Anti-Ghostler, Fizzy Joker, not Keem Scares, Danny.
I already said all these.
All right, I've already said Dan the Oracle.
There's Dan the Oracle.
JW Jukebox label.
Real funny.
Lightning Note, 2012 fan.
We've got Granny's Obama jukebox.
Fuck you.
Alte Ant, Bob Tom, not ICUP.
I've already said all I've said all these.
There's Froppy.
There's Blanigers.
There's Seriously Samsung.
Bathrobe Dwayne.
Edgar Big Dog.
I think I've already said all these.
All right.
All right.
PSN Parker plays.
What's up, the PSN Parker place?
There is Curry Muzan Tora.
What's going on, dude?
Some sick troll.
What's going on?
The XYZ Force.
All right.
I think I already said it.
Let me crack open another beer.
Let's get to some fucking Radio Graffiti.
What's up, Black Frost, Zed Commander?
Let's get some more beer.
All right, once I put this beer, we're going in.
We're doing some Radio Graffiti.
Once again, you want to be on Radio Graffiti?
All you've got to do is call in 515-604-9052.
Once the operator bitch starts talking, just push in 844-286.
Hashtag or pound key.
And then you will be in queue to be a part of Radio Graffiti.
And by the way, as I crack open my beer, I want to reiterate that beginning next week, I'm going to have no more beer.
I'm doing keto, baby.
I'm doing keto, and I'm going to try to get ripped.
So just in case I'm doxxed, the fucking MILFs.
I'm trying to, I want to get the MILF market.
I want the MILFs to be like, oh my God, it's ghost.
So that's what I'm doing.
So anyway, with that being said, do we have any Radio Graffiti callers, Engineer?
All right.
Well, without any further ado, let's go ahead and get to Radio Graffiti right now.
All right, let's go ahead and get to some fucking Radio Graffiti.
Who do we have here?
Who the hell do we have here?
Let's take some numbers.
How about 909 Radio Graffiti?
Oh, there, ghosts.
I hope you had a happy 9-11.
Happy 9-11.
Let's get this fucking idiot out of here.
Get this fucking moron out of here, please.
Jesus Christ.
Shut up.
All right.
You made me fuck up some shit already because of fucking your stupid, fucking, stupid Yucko the clown fucking shithead voice.
All right, who else do we got here?
How about How about 225 radio graffiti?
Jesus Christ, another Helen Keller death mute.
How fucking quaint.
How about how about anonymous radio graffiti?
Ghost, there's two questions I need to ask you personally, and we need to sell this right now because I didn't say these assholes are claiming a load of bullshit.
And I need to ask these blunt blunts from you personally.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what?
What is it, dude?
What is it?
Raiden.
Posting fucking false claims, but what?
I didn't do nothing of the sort.
It's not even funny.
False claim.
What are they making?
What are they making false claims about, Raiden?
This is what they're claiming, right?
And I'll give you a prime example.
The TCL Wiki page.
One, they're claiming, I've been killed and shit.
I'm like, well, for God's sake, this shit is getting old already.
Enough of just enough.
Seriously.
Well, I'm sorry, dude.
I mean, that's just how the trolls are.
You know, I mean, what do you want me to do, man?
I just, we want you to come back to the show.
What is it that you want me to do, Raiden?
Raiden!
Raiden!
RAIDEN!
Oh, God.
Well, what does he do?
Why does he do this shit, dude?
Why does he do this shit, man?
Come on, Raiden.
Come back, dude.
Don't fucking let these trolls win, man.
Come on.
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
Oh, my God, no.
What?
I heard what you said.
Oh, dude.
And what you said was so true.
Oh, my God.
What did I do?
The thing is that nobody's ever going to fill the void of my late husband.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Nobody.
Oh, man, I can't do this.
You fucking assholes, dude.
I mean, are you shitting me?
I really don't know.
No, take this shit off.
I did nothing to that woman, okay?
I was trying to pep that woman up.
I was trying to give her, like, you know, some motivation to be like, it's all right, baby.
You don't have to be crying, you know?
And yeah, fuck you.
I didn't kill anybody, man.
Go fuck yourselves with that shit.
I was trying to be nice, man.
I'm a nice guy, man.
I'm a fucking nice guy.
I'm sorry, dude.
I'm a fucking nice guy.
Hold on.
What is this?
Ghost Grandfather in Germany, Radio Graffiti.
It's your grandpa.
I just love it when you play clubs in my past.
It just makes me feel full.
Get this fuck out.
What the fuck was that?
The fuck was that?
For Christ's sake, man.
How about it just fits Radio Graffiti?
I mean, I'll stick this 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage.
Garmin fruit, old ass!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh! Oh, god, no!
Oh, oh, oh, oh! Oh, oh, oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Ha, ha, ha!
You fucking shit, fucking perverted, fucking asshole.
Go fuck!
Fucking get it!
Fucker!
Fuck, man!
That fucking sick fucking pervert!
That fucking guy's been around for a few years, that fucking germinate asshole.
You all, you people that have been fucking listening for a long time know who the fuck I'm talking about, man.
This has been going on for too long.
Give me my fucking drink.
All right.
Fuck you, German, you fucking shithead.
How about who the fuck is Don Luigi, radio graffiti?
Yo, I want to talk about the trans icons in the ghost show.
All right, I want to talk about how the engineer is a trans woman.
I understand that.
And I want to talk about how Templeton is a trans human.
Alright, I can tell by their appearances on the show.
This is Don Luigi, by the way.
John Yula from New York!
Anyway, all right.
What the fuck?
Take this shit off.
A fucking trans human?
What the fuck is that?
Take a whiff of that while you're at it.
All right, Fizzy Allison, radio graffiti.
Hello.
Hello.
Hola.
Welcome aboard.
And thanks for flying yourself up.
On every side.
What the fuck?
I mean, are you insinuating that I was fucking, like, crashing a plane or something?
I mean, you fucking guys, dude.
Who the fuck is a Jewish pizza radio graffiti?
Your ghost ate like four weed brownies, dude, and I'm fucking ascending Jesus to hold on.
Are you a chick?
What?
Are you a girl?
No, it's me, Kecker.
Get the fuck out of here.
We don't want to hear a fucking 14-year-old little fruit bowl, you know, out here.
Hi, I'm tripping.
I mean, it would be another thing if it was some chick or something, you know?
Fucking stupid ass.
Fucking.
Where's your parents, dude?
Where's your fucking parents?
I'm not even fucking kidding around.
Where the fuck is your parents?
All right, how about Tub Guy?
Radio graffiti?
What the fuck?
That's fucking Tub Guy.
Where the fuck did he come from, that bitch?
Where the fuck did he come from?
The fuck did he come?
You fucking asshole!
Fucking, where the fuck is that shit, man?
That's all I want to hear, that's all I need to hear is fucking, oh my, oh my.
Dude, what the fuck is going?
Well, why?
You know what I mean?
And I gotta do a Saturday Night Troll show tomorrow on top of this shit.
Oh my god, why do I do this to my fucking self, man?
Seriously.
The fuck do I do this to myself?
Red Country Radio Graffiti.
I see you P radio graffiti.
Hello.
Excuse me.
I don't know what the fuck that means.
Why not try hooked on ponies today?
After just 18 minutes of lessons every day, your child can become an expert reader in no time.
And niggers.
Whether or not it's for the braindead inner circle member or for the hamburger pure life.
Yet hooked on pony.
Fuck you.
Take this shit out.
Fuck you.
Do not talk about the inner circle again, you piece of shit.
All right.
And by the way, I know that there's like an inner circle member or two that is trying to be a fucking dickhead.
All right?
And trying to do shit on the floor.
I know who the fuck you are, you fucking shitbag.
And I'm going to fucking pretend I'm you so that you know when they dox me, they're going to dox you.
How you like that shit, you fucking piece of shit.
All right, who else do we got here?
How about how about how about fucking night prowler radio graffiti?
September 11th, 2001.
A day of grief.
A day of courage.
This is how that day unfolded.
At 8.46 a.m., American Airlines Flight 11 from Boston, with 92 hours, traveling with a speed of 130 miles per hour, strikes the North Tower of the World Trade Center complex.
Flight 11 Strikes Tower00:13:07
Woo!
Oh my God.
I'm sorry.
That's freaking funny, man.
You know what?
Fuck you.
There's nothing funny about 9-11, you macabre fucker.
There's nothing fucking funny about it.
You fucking shit!
There's nothing!
Shit!
Fuck, man!
Man, fuck you, man.
I'm serious, man.
Fuck all you people, man.
This is a baller Friday the 13th, man.
There's a fucking full moon.
There's a fucking full moon, man.
Is there a fucking coincidence?
Is this a fucking coincidence?
I don't know.
Fucking dickheads.
Michael J. Fox and the Shakes radio graffiti.
There's something happening on the internet, and I don't really get it.
Once again, I'll have to say I'm not into that, but I'm sure that I'll regret it.
Because I know thousands of people never cared about anything more.
They've spent the last six months making dumb asthma boards, and I've used all that excitement is great.
But when they ask, I have no choice.
I still have to see.
The fuck is this?
I don't have a favorite pony.
Because I've never seen that show.
And I don't have a favorite phony.
Because I'm 31 years old and I don't have a favorite phony.
Cause I'm a self-respecting dude.
And I don't have a favorite pony.
Cause I Just can't kill.
Are you fucking fucking Brody horseshit, man?
I thought the whole Brody bullshit was dead, dude.
Oh my God.
No wonder nobody wants to be interviewed by me, man.
I mean, seriously.
Although, I got to get in contact with Styx Hex on Hammer.
I mean, thank God that Styx understands the show and shit.
And, you know.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm just saying.
I mean, you know, I got to get in contact with Styx Hex on Hammer.
All right, who else do we have here?
We got a whole bunch of fucking people.
Who the hell is it?
How about 937 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, Ghost.
Can you hear me?
Okay.
Yeah, we can hear you.
How you doing, Duba?
I'm doing good.
Just wanted to say Happy Friday the 13th.
About to watch all those Jason movies.
Shout out to M. Cook over here just bonging out.
Shout out to XXX Gustacio and the rest of the blacks on your plantation.
No, don't, don't, don't kid around about that, dude.
You're not on my plantation.
Come on, dude.
Come on, man.
You're making me sound bad, dude.
You're making me sound like I'm sorry.
I'm not a racist guy.
Do you believe I'm a racist guy?
He believes I'm a racist guy.
You fucking piece of shit.
All right, let's move on.
How about 619 Radio Graffiti?
Hello, you ghost.
How are you doing tonight?
Hey, what's up?
It's Olive.
What's going on, dude?
How you doing, man?
Oh, I'm doing pretty good tonight.
I wanted to call in and say, stop calling his computer a jukebox.
I mean, it's not a jukebox for you to be playing with.
Sherry did it one time on the troll show, but that doesn't make it inherently a jukebox, in my opinion.
It's not a jukebox, man.
I'm working the show off of this machine, man.
I mean, this machine is be, it's able to do all kinds of multi-processes.
It's got all kinds of stuff.
That's why I'm working with it.
And listen, man, these people need to understand.
I'll game when I want a game.
You know what I mean?
That's right.
And it's a badass PC, if you ask me.
It has a lot of power in it, if you ask me.
I know a lot about PCs and half of these people in the chat.
They're just complete idiots, in my opinion.
They are fucking complete idiots, Olive.
Seriously.
Hey, do you want to give us...
I think you should take a...
Go ahead, dude.
I think you should do a show without chat just to punch all of them.
A show without chat.
I actually tried to do that one time, and they got severely pissed off.
And hold on.
Somebody here donated.
What the hell did he say?
So Pa.
Olive is a smooth brain retard.
Dude, leave.
Dude, fuck you.
Don't talk shit.
They're this fucking jealous motherfucker.
They are fucking jealous.
Man, Olive, say.
Tell them.
Tell them.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Tell them.
Yo, fuck all of you.
You'll never be as much of a man as Maya Ghost over here.
You're damn right.
I have a couple shout outs before I. All right, yo.
Hold on, hold on.
Before you give the shout-outs, tell these fucking pieces of internet people trash.
Fuck you.
They ain't got shit on us, man.
Fuck you, people.
You don't got shit on us over here.
You fucking piece of dude.
Damn right.
All right, go ahead.
Say the shout-outs, man.
All right.
Shout out to you.
Shout out to the end.
Oh, shit.
He just fucking clicked off.
Oh, my God.
Oh, dude, that fucking what happened, engineer?
Call back, Olive.
I'm sorry, dude.
I don't know what the fuck happened there.
Look, call.
I'm serious.
I'm not even joking, man.
Call back for Christ's sake.
I don't know what the fuck happened there, for heaven's sake.
And what is this?
Jealous of what you are even out.
No, no, don't go there with Olive, dude.
Sorry, dude.
I really did not mean to whatever happened.
This is technical difficulties here.
Call back.
I'll make sure to give you your shout-outs back if you call up.
How about he called back?
Here, hold on.
He called back just a second.
Hold on.
Let me get him back.
Let me get him out.
Hold on.
Let me get him back.
Olive, is that you?
Yeah, I'm here.
All right, go ahead.
Sorry, dude.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Shout out to you.
Shout out to the engineer.
Shout out to M. Cook for being a complete fucking baller tonight.
Damn right.
That I cup guy over there, fuck him for putting a pair of balls on fucking any money.
What the fuck's wrong with you?
No shit, dude.
These macabre fucking trolls.
No shit, man.
One more.
Hold on, what is this?
Dark me magician girl.
Fuck you from all of us in the chat.
Hey, hey, Olive, can you tell Dark Me Magician Girl, fuck you, you dirty cunt?
Say that.
Hey, Dark Me Magician Girl, get back in the fucking kitchen.
I mean, tell them fucking kitchen.
I mean, seriously, man, tell that dirty digital bitch.
Seriously, man.
Fucking dirty disrack fucking horse.
Get the fuck out of here.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Hey, thank you, Olive.
You have a good night, Ghost.
I had a good time talk with you.
You take it easy.
Hey, thank you very much, and I appreciate it, man.
I'm telling you, Dark Me Magician Girls over here trying to talk garbage to Olive Yakslov.
I think you better calm your ass down and get acquainted with some goddamn kitchen appliances, baby.
All right.
Woo!
All right.
Who do we got here?
All right.
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
Nigger.
Nigga.
Nigger.
Nigger.
Nigga.
Nigger.
Nigger.
Get this shit off.
That's a bunch of bullshit.
I never said that.
That's a fucking splice, man.
Don't listen to that shit.
Have at hard coast.
Have at heart ghost.
What the hell does that mean?
Have at hard coast.
Go fuck off, you fucking stupid piece of shit, man.
I never said that.
These people make me say this.
They splice my fucking, you know, you get it, dude.
You all fucking get it.
That's all these people fucking are, man.
Fucking assholes.
How about goodbye First Amendment radio graffiti?
American Game Masters Radio Graffilters.
All right, folks.
I guess, you know, I guess.
And oh, oh, what?
Oh, you're censoring ghosts.
You're censoring.
There's no free speech here.
All right?
Goes to some leftist piece of trash that doesn't believe in the freedom of speech out here.
And that's what's typical with ghosts.
You know, you want to sit here.
You want to shove your goddamn ridiculousness of over expression and over censoring.
And here we are.
We're here.
We're here now.
There's no free speech here.
Goes to some leftist piece of trash.
Good job.
Fuck you.
Fuck you, and you fucking you fucking stupid.
Talking all kinds of fucking shit.
Fuck it!
You fucking assholes, man!
You're only bitching about freedom of fucking speech because you fucking idiots are pitching.
I don't fucking show your snake up the ass videos, you fuck!
I don't show your snake-up-they ass videos, you fuck!
And that's why you're all pissed off, huh?
Yeah, yeah, fuck you, alright?
Fuck you!
Just like all of Yakslov told all of you troll fuckers, man.
Fuck you!
Fucking asshole!
Who the fuck else do we hear?
Who the fuck is this?
Ghost's grandfather, Radio Graffiti!
How about Austo's demo pan, radio graffiti?
So there goes Sass, listening to his grandfather's final words as he laid on his deathbed.
Grandson, I'm closer.
I must tell you something.
Ever since the day you were born, I realized that you were my greatest disappointment.
Letting trolls catch you constantly.
Breaking cans every other day.
You will always see my greatest disappointment.
And then he died.
Upon hearing these words, spiraled down into a fit of rage that never ends.
He's throwing cans and dancing for shekels to this day.
Legend has it that he will for the rest of his life.
Fucking fuck you!
I will for the rest of my life!
What?
Fucking shut up!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck all of you, fucking stupid!
Fucking shit!
I'm fucking done, man.
I'm fucking done.
Fuck you!
Fuck all of you people!
I gave you radio graffiti!
I gave you everything!
And you don't give a fuck!
You don't give a fuck.
Take the shit off.
I'm out of here, alright?
You're damn right, goodbye, you fucking fuckers.
You're fucking lucky I'm even fucking here doing this shit, man.
You're fucking lucky I'm even here doing this shit, man.
Take the fucking, I'm out of here, man.
Alright?
I'm out of here.
And I'll be back tomorrow.
You fuckers can't beat me!
Saturday Night Troll Show, 9 p.m. Central Standard Time tomorrow.
You be here, and I'll show you some fucking content, you pieces of shit.
Alright?
You come here tomorrow, 9 p.m. Central Standard Time, and I'll show you!