Ghost broadcasts Episode 51 from San Jambonio, Texas, risking his $5,000 computer during a thunderstorm while aggressively demanding respect from viewers he labels "troll terrorists." He condemns LGBTQ content, defends Trump's foreign policy against globalists, and reacts with disgust to graphic submissions ranging from Holocaust imagery to foot fetishes. Despite accusations of racism and claims that trolls splice his voice, Ghost vows to cancel the upcoming Saturday Night Troll Show, threatening violence against specific users before abruptly ending the broadcast in exhaustion. [Automatically generated summary]
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And you know what time it is.
You know what time it is.
It's Baller Friday.
That's right, folks.
And let me tell you, I am here amidst a thunderstorm that is happening here right now in San Jambonio, Texas.
Baller Friday Respect Demand00:14:50
I am in the midst of a major thunderstorm, and I am here.
I am broadcasting episode 51 of the Go Show.
It's thunderstorming out here.
So give me my respect.
It's about time, you trope terrorist punks and cyber vermin.
Give me my respect.
I'm here broadcasting for you, sons of bitches, and it's thunderstorming out here.
I'm putting my $5,000 computer at risk for you people.
All right?
So I hope you appreciate it.
I hope you appreciate it for Christ's sake, you sourish sack of trash.
Yeah, look at him.
Look at him in the chat room.
Oh, you're late, ghost.
You're late.
You shut up.
You're lucky I'm even here.
You should be kissing my ass.
Should be kissing my ass.
All right, go ahead.
Take out the music, engineer.
I take out the music for Christ's sake.
Let me tell you something.
It is thunderstorming on Baller Friday, episode 51 of the Go Show.
And I'm telling you this right now.
You all should have a little bit of appreciation that I'm here.
I'm not even joking for Christ's sake.
I should have taken the night off since we're having some major thunderstorms out here.
What's up, Cuckler?
What's up, Ghost?
Stuffing my face with spice pizza and drinking Magner cider, chilling it, too.
I hear that Cuckler's in the house.
What's going on?
I hope you're having a good time, Cuckler.
We have a Texas Floods Part 2 LOL.
Fucking Jesus Christ, man.
I'm here.
I'm broadcasting to you people, man.
I mean, it's a thunderstorm.
You're going to hear the thunder and the lightning and all this other crap in the background.
And yet, I'm still sitting here.
I'm still standing.
I'm still giving you guys a damn broadcast.
The least you can do is give me my goddamn respect.
I'm putting my $5,000 computer on the line for you people.
That's what I'm doing.
Do you all have any kind of appreciation?
Absolutely not.
Jesus Christ, man.
It's shut up in the chat room saying I'm late.
I'm here every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, 8.30-ish p.m.
All right.
What is this?
No, no.
Listen.
Stop.
I'm not joking around, man.
Please, I don't want a Baller Friday show with a bunch of 12 buckers.
All right.
I don't want to do this.
All right.
I don't want to do this crap.
All right.
I want to have a decent fucking show.
Excuse my French, but good God.
It's been 50 episodes and all you sons of bitches on the...
I'd buy that for a dollar.
What is this?
Ghost Thunderstorm House.
Shut up.
All right.
Don't even go there.
It's not funny.
No, stop.
Stop it with the 12 bucks, dude.
I'm serious, man.
I don't want to do this crap.
Christ, man.
You know what?
You know how to ruin my goddamn Baller Friday, man.
It's not even four minutes, five minutes into the damn broadcast.
And here we go.
We're starting.
You know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to go ahead and donate $12 so I can obligate Ghost so he can view my stupid little video.
Buy that for a dollar.
And listen, shut up, all right?
Yeah, 301.
Yeah, real funny.
Look, don't talk to me in emojis.
Don't wish that my house gets flooded.
All right.
Don't do this.
Freaking 12 buckers, dude.
I want to.
I'm in the midst of a thunderstorm right now, man.
It is pouring right now.
It's freaking out Templeton.
All right.
All I want is my respect, all right?
Do you understand me, trolls?
It's about goddamn time.
After 50 episodes, this is episode 51 right now.
It's about time that you sons of bitches give me my respect.
Buy that for a dollar.
I'm glad that D-Ray called you and Trump for being a neocon.
What he is doing is Venezuela.
He's a part of the part of the Neocon playbook.
Venezuela is not a part of the Neocon playbook, you moron.
Do you understand that this is not about oil?
I know all you stupid, absent-minded lack of understanding of foreign policy are trying to say, oh, Venezuela is about oil.
It's not about oil, you morons.
Alright?
It's off, Jesus.
Here's patiently waiting.
Hey, ghost, hope you're having a good baller Friday.
I'm not too bad yet.
I'm remodeling my home's bedrooms this weekend.
Love, capitalized.
Sounds cool, man.
I don't like shit.
I can change it on my terms.
That's right.
Stay strong, brother.
I'm trying, baby.
Thank you patiently.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
This video should help you out.
Stop doing this.
All right.
Stop doing this crap.
Diablo.
Oh, great.
A good replacement for the engineer.
Now, listen, before I get to these stupid videos that keep piling up right now, I want to reiterate that Venezuela is not about oil, you morons.
Do you understand that you have Russia having a military presence in Venezuela?
Shut the hell up, all right?
And then what, you added a dog emoji and a fucking asshole.
Just shut up.
All right.
Stop wishing that my house gets flooded, you idiot.
Now, do you understand that there's a military presence in Venezuela that is Russian-based?
There's fighter jets over there, etc.
And then you've got China condoning this Venezuelan shit.
So basically what this is, it's a posturing towards those two powers right there.
It's a posturing.
I mean, we cannot have Russia or Chinese influence in this part of the world.
Texas twisting.
Look, shut up, all right?
Shut up.
And I'm telling you this right now.
We need to show our assertiveness on the world stage.
Remember, Barack Obama made us look weak.
He literally crippled our military.
He put us in ridiculous wars.
And you know what he had our military do?
Remove secularist governments in the Middle East.
Remove Mubarak in Egypt.
Remove Gaddafi in Libya.
Trying to remove Bashar al-Assad in Syria.
I mean, do you understand, folks?
This is not the neocon objective.
This is a whole new foreign policy that the Trump administration is adapting to, and it is against the globalist neocon strategy.
If you would have heard Bolton, the national security advisor for Trump, when he announced that America is now on a new manifest destiny, and that manifest destiny is to make a free Western hemisphere.
Oh, Jesus.
Can you shut up with the fucking emojis?
Listen, I'm trying to talk.
I'm talking here.
I'm talking.
You son of a bitch.
Listen, shut up.
I'm trying to talk.
Stop wishing that my house gets flooded.
You fucking son of a bitch.
Damn it.
Stupid emoji bastard.
Shut up, man.
Son of a bitch.
Oh, shit.
Not again, man.
Not again.
Look, I'm not in the mood for this.
I'm not in the mood for this shit.
No!
Son of a bitch!
I'm not in the mood for this shit.
All right.
What the hell is this?
Hey, Tom, how's your day going?
Hopefully you had a good show time to get away from this.
Just sit there and shut up.
I know what you mean by that.
You all shut up.
I'd buy that.
No, no, no.
Alien, alien.
No more 12 buckers, please, dude.
Come on, man.
Come on.
Oh, Jesus.
I just want to have a Baller Friday, man.
That's all I want.
I want to have my own Baller Friday, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
What?
You cry about Obama, but praise Trump cucking to Putin.
He didn't know what to do.
The world would be better if this storm washed idiots like you are.
Oh, shove it up, your ass.
He's not cucking to Putin.
That's why we're out there and having a CIA coup going on in Venezuela, because we want to remove the Russian influence that we have on this hemisphere.
And like I said, John Bolton announced a new manifest destiny for America, and that's to make a completely free Western hemisphere.
It'll be the first free part of the hemisphere in world history.
You see that?
You hear the thunderstorms?
Huh?
Why don't you give me my respect?
All right?
Why don't you give me my respect?
This isn't globalism anymore, boys.
All right?
This is America first.
This is America first.
Hey, Ghost, as a fellow Sega fan, mind giving us your thoughts on the Sonic the Hedgehog movie trailer.
It looks like shit.
Can you see me?
It looks like garbage.
I've seen it.
But Sonic the Hedgehog, it looks like crap.
Can you stop?
Can you all stop with the goddamn freaking 12 buckers?
Look, I saw the Sonic the Hedgehog.
Winnie the Rape Bear.
What the hell is that supposed to mean, man?
All right, now listen.
I saw the Sonic the Hedgehog.
It looks like garbage.
And so many people got pissed off at this representation that's supposed to be Sonic in the movies that the creator or the director of the movie is going to redesign Sonic now because some of these fanboys like Chris Chan and all these other freaks, they got so upset that Sonic had human teeth.
Oh, Sonic had human teeth.
Jesus Christ.
All right, look, let me get to these goddamn 12 buckers for what is this?
Surfs up on your house, ghost I hope.
Fuck you.
Shut up.
This is not funny, dude.
We're having a goddamn horrible thunderstorm here.
And you should give me my respect.
Hey, Ghostler.
How many giggles would a niggle giggle if a nigga could giggle?
Oh, jeez.
Giggly, niggly, giggly.
I don't condone this racism.
Niggles for giggle.
I don't condone this racism.
Nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigg.
All right, that's that's enough.
Low-tier God.
Here come the markets.
Ghost's Street Fighter skill took a three-point hit after I raped his Ryu Hadokan spam with my golden Uriah.
Yeah, right.
Ghosts Ego Industrial delved a 4.8-point hit.
Let me tell you something.
You wouldn't be able to hook up his manhood got a lot of money.
You wouldn't be able to beat me in Street Fighter.
All right, you wouldn't be able to beat me in Street Fighter.
Trump lied to the American people.
Why?
He said that America would stop being the world's police, but he couldn't help but to let his neck and waves come out.
He's not being the world police.
Are there troops on the ground?
Are there troops on the ground?
No.
No, there's not.
So shut up.
Ah, Jesus.
Hey, G-Man.
Glad to see you here despite rolling thunder, bro.
It's a freaking horrible thunderstorm out here.
Long live Twilly and the IC, and long live capitalism.
Damn right.
Cheers to the inner circle, by the way, man.
Jim Cumdings, what the hell is that supposed to mean?
Look, I want to get to these 12 buckers now.
They're piling up for Christ's sake.
What is this?
Bag and off, Mrs. Ghost secretly love.
Shut up.
At 372, what kind of a goddamn donation was that?
Fuck your respect.
Respect is earned and you haven't earned it.
What are you talking about?
I'm here broadcasting during a thunderstorm.
I'm here broadcasting during a damn thunderstorm, man.
I mean, give me my respect, man.
I deserve it.
I deserve it, man.
For Christ's sake.
All right, let me get to these stupid dumb 12 buckers here.
Let's put.
Well, hold on, hold on.
Let me get to this.
Hold on.
Let me see what this is first before something happens here.
What is this?
Somebody donated this.
Who donated this?
Nations.
Whoever the hell Nations is, they just donated.
Is this Count Dakula?
What is this?
Dankula?
And now, the nations of the world.
What is you?
Press T for a tornado to flatten ghosts.
Hey, shut up, T for a tornado.
Gypsies in that place that go fucking nuke twice.
Headman on Scootles and Edges Cook Shooters.
And the one with the president's a cuck.
The one with his sunny, the one with no money, and the one that is completely fucked.
Muslims and Muslims and Muslims and Muslims and also that one with the Jews.
All of the Slavs that have moved to kebabs and the ones that can't do it in the loo.
Democrat backers and those peske hackers, the one with the terrorist attacks, really hot women, the one with the famine, and the one that won't wait people back.
Pedos and ladyboys, boomerang chuckles, and that one that is really small.
The mafia blackmail.
The fat guy with you.
No, the fucking whoa.
It's, it's, it's, it's the one with the old touchdown.
I know.
This guy, he's an edge lord over here.
I know who this dude is.
You know, some real big edge lord over here.
And, you know, wasn't this the guy that, you know, got in trouble because, you know, he made his dog salute him like he was Hitler or something?
Was it this guy?
This was the guy, right?
This was the guy that, you know, got in trouble because, you know, he had his, you know, dog, you know, hail him like he was Hitler.
All right?
What is this?
Hey, ghost, why are Indonesian Muslims more peaceful and laid back than Middle East?
They're not, dude.
What are you talking about?
Have you seen Indochina?
There's a major problem over there when it comes to those Muslims in that particular region.
Jesus, not dark memes.
God damn it.
Shut up, dark meme magician girl.
Man, I'm all right.
Let me move on with these.
I'm already getting backed up with these fucking 12 buckers.
I would appreciate if you would stop doing this.
I'm not saying that because, you know, you're doing reverse psychology, ghosts.
I know what you're doing.
You're doing some Jewish Talmudic spells on us while you're telling us not to donate.
You're giving us some kind of spell that's making us.
I mean, God damn it!
I'm about to play one from you there, Jamie Williamson.
Jesus Christ, man.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
You're the one with the alien.
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
All right, let's go ahead and play it.
This one was by Jamie Williamson.
I mean, this is what this guy wants to do on a Baller Friday.
Federal Reserve Rate Anxiety00:05:06
This is what this guy's thinking about.
Put the PC shot on.
Go ahead.
This alien.
What the fuck's up with this crap?
What is up with this garbage?
What the hell?
Yeah, I would agree that the trailer was very crappy.
The effects were decent, but if they are going to redesign Sonic, let's all pray to God they make it more accurate to what he is supposed to look like.
I mean, get one of the artists from Sega Studios, man.
I hear you on that Sonic.
Oh, my God, no!
Just, what is this?
What's up with this perverted alien?
Oh, Jesus.
Oh!
I'll take it off!
Take it off, man.
God damn it!
Why, Jamie Williamson, you fucking sick bastard, man.
Why?
Why, man?
Oh, my God.
This is what I'm going to get on a damn Baller Friday.
It's thunderstorming where I'm at, man.
You're lucky I'm even here.
You're lucky I'm even here, man.
Jesus, man.
I can't believe you people.
Oh, Christ.
What is this?
Hold on.
What is this?
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
I happen to have friends that happen to be his spandex.
What is this?
What are y'all doing, dude?
I also happen to have friends that happen to be Oriental.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Who's doing this?
Who's doing this crap?
And Camel John.
You son of a bitch, man.
Shut up.
You stupid bastard.
And the 301s.
Yeah, real fucking funny.
You stupid break.
Give me my respect.
Give me my goddamn respect, man.
In the previous show, you mentioned a possible market contraction in Q3 quarters.
Are there any specific stocks or market segments to keep a close eye on?
Shout out to the inner circle thinking about joining.
Shout out to David.
Yeah, you should, man, because we talk about this stuff intensely.
If you want my opinion, I don't know because you heard the president yesterday.
Donald Trump is calling for the Federal Reserve to cut interest rates.
So if the interest rates are cut and we do see bad earnings in quarter three, quarter four, Guten tag mine cure.
Sorry to hear about yourself, Mr. Jones.
Press W in chat for the storm to fry ghosts over here.
That's not funny, Lieutenant Lupus.
I'm serious.
That's not damn funny.
That's not damn funny.
But listen, even if we have negative Negative numbers in the earnings of Q3, Q4 in fiscal year 2019.
If the interest rates, if the interest rates happen to drop, you know, instead of raising, and that's what stagnated the market and has stagnated the economy at this point, the Federal Reserve has dramatically raised the interest rates.
If they cut those interest rates, you're going to see the market continue to flourish.
And, you know, the whole reason behind it is, is if you cut interest rates, that means that money is going to be printed.
It's going to be cheaper to take out loans, etc.
So we'll see.
I mean, I don't know if the Federal Reserve is going to listen to President Trump, all right?
Because I think we should have cut interest rates at this point in time because it would help sustain the 26,000 Dow Jones Industrial that we have here, okay?
So anyway, let me move on, folks.
I got a whole bunch of these 12 buckers here.
And then for the dude that requested or that did the TTS during the fucking alien bit here, I agree with you.
A lot of people got pissed off about the Sonic representation, especially these freak show fanboys.
But let me tell you, I'm a Sega fan.
I like the game Sonic.
I'm not a fanboy.
I don't have a fucking stuffed animal about it.
I'm not whacking off to it or any of that crap.
But I have to say that the movie was a horrible representation of it.
And as a Sega fan, I'm disgusted.
All right.
Putting Sonic with human teeth.
They get the hell out of here.
And where's Knuckles?
Is Knuckles in that?
I'd like to see what Knuckles looks like, huh?
All right.
Let me move on.
I got to do these stupid 12 buckers.
And as you can hear in the background, the thunder rolls.
Thank you.
Patiently waiting.
No problem, man.
Just keep an eye on what the damn Federal Reserve does.
If they raise interest rates, then you better make sure that you pull your money out of the stock market.
If they lower interest rates, then the stock market is going to continue to be sustained.
It's all up to the Federal Reserve.
It's all up to them.
That's why everybody don't like them.
Capitalist Cheers For Ghost00:14:50
All right, what do we got here?
Man, hold on.
I got to look at this and make sure this is not some sick garbage here for Christ's sake.
And how does stuff like this have like over a million hits?
I don't.
Diablo.
Yeah, this is Diablo who requested this crap.
All right.
Diablo.
All right.
Go ahead.
Put the PC shot on for heaven's sake.
Look at this stupid crap.
Look at this garbage.
Look at this crap.
Listen, look at this crap.
What the hell?
You can't even hear this garbage.
Secret ghost salad recipe one.
Add freshly chopped salad two.
Add one cup of salt.
Three.
Add a full stick of butter.
Four.
Add one cup of salt five.
Add a stick of butter six.
Son of a bitch.
Shut up about the ghost salad.
The ghost salad like that.
I mean, why are we watching this, Diablo?
What are we supposed to get?
I mean, what is this?
I mean, what is this?
Is what you like?
Count your dingleberries to?
What the fuck is this?
All right, that's enough.
I'm not going to do this.
And by the way, who the hell, who the hell donated?
Macho Taco?
You're the one that was making fun of the ghost salad, you son of a bitch?
First of all, I do add a lot of salt to my salad.
Ghost, I hear a tornado in the background.
Wheel your hambone ass and all your shekels into your rape chamber so you can survive to get it.
My rape chain.
I don't have a fucking rape chamber.
Let's shove it up your ass, man.
Ice Poseidon moves to Texas.
Kamala Harris joins at Ghost Politics.
Wait a minute.
What are you talking about?
I know that Ice Poseidon is moving to Texas.
And by the way, Ice Poseidon, you know, if you need a home or something, I got some real estate out here.
I'll hook you up with a home.
But I doubt that you want to stay down here in San Hamboni.
I think he's thinking about Austin, Texas.
But I'm going to be honest with you, Austin, Texas, it's way too expensive to live out there, in my opinion, man.
I mean, it's just way overbloviated.
It's a bunch of hipsters now.
Greetings, ghosty boy.
My name is Maximilian Pegasus, CEO of Industrial Illusions and creator of Yu-Gi-Oh!
After reviewing your conduct in the past, we hear at Industrial Illusions must regretfully inform you that you are hereby permanently banned from Yu-Gi-Oh!
Why?
I've got a badass deck, man.
The Ghost Show.
Hold on just a second.
What the hell are you saying, Macho Taco?
The Ghost Show, the only show that considers gaming girl foot sweat a sports drink?
Hitler's gas bill.
All right, shut up.
Wait a minute.
Why exactly do you want me to stop playing Yu-Gi-Oh, man?
I've got a badass deck for Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Holy shit, Ghosty took you long enough to get online.
It's 3 a.m. over here.
All right, look, I've had enough.
All right, listen, I got a deal.
I got to get a beer.
I got to get a beer before anything.
You know what time it is?
I need some more beer, man.
I need some goddamn beer.
I'm in the midst of a thunderstorm.
You hear the thunder?
Y'all hear that crap out there, man?
I'm in the midst of a thunderstorm.
I'm putting my $5,000 PC at risk.
It could, I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
I need some more goddamn beer, man.
And of course, do any of y'all give me my respect?
None.
No.
What is this?
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends who happen to be Fred Jones from Scooby-Doo.
Fred Jones from Scooby-Doo.
Real fucking swift.
Real swift.
Here is the market roundup brought to you by the nightly business report.
Oh, man.
Text to speech lady.
Can you go shove it up your ass, man?
All right.
I need some beer.
I'm sorry.
It's a Baller Friday, and I want to celebrate the Baller Friday the way I want to.
And I'm not letting you stupid troll terrorists and cyber vermin dictate to me how I'm going to celebrate my Baller Friday, you son of a bitch.
Jesus Christ, man.
Do you hear that thunder?
Do you hear that thunder?
Give me my drink and shut up in the chat room trying to call me an alcoholic.
All right, I'm a connoisseur, you scumbags.
It's a big difference.
And by the way, I mean, how can anyone do a show, especially the one that I do, without being a little inebriated and a few intoxicants for Christ's sake, all right?
Son of a bitch.
You're a goddamn son of a bitch.
All right, look, let me get to these other goddamn stupid videos, man, because I've got a backup now.
I got a backup of these 12 buckers, and I'd like to ask you all once again to stop doing this.
All right, this one was who requested this one?
Mike Hawk.
Mike Hawk did this, all right?
So this is whatever the hell this is, Mike Hawk did it, all right?
So this one's from Mike Hawk.
All right, go ahead and put the PC shot on to show Mike Cox Vid.
All right, go ahead.
How's it going, everybody?
Brought a chemo here from Middle Wall.
I buy that for a dollar.
First time checking out my channel, please consider subscribing.
What is this?
What is this Filipino selling me?
What is this?
Today we're going to be talking about periodontitis.
What?
What the hell is that?
Hey, is this the guy that married that one teacher, Laterno?
Is this the guy that married that Laterno teacher?
Just to clear the air, periodontitis is just fancy for advanced gum disease.
Oh, advanced gum disease.
Shut up, man.
Shut the hell up for Christ's sake.
First of all, hold on.
No offense to this guy.
Okay, I know he's a pretty good Filipino and all that.
I mean, if this guy's supposed to be a dentist or somebody that's qualified to make any kind of observation on this Peridontis, what's up with this 1975 refrigerator back there?
You know what I mean?
I mean, what is up with this plane, Jane?
I'm living out of a shitter apartment type of cabinetry out here.
I'm just saying, I'm sorry.
And look, I'm not letting you people make fun of my teeth, for Christ's sake, all right?
And what y'all are trying to do is you're trying to meme magic something to happen to my teeth, which is even more screwed up.
That's even more screwed up, man.
How the hell and why the hell would you people want to meme magic something to happen to my goddamn teeth?
Jesus Christ.
And here's another one by Diablo.
What is this?
Oh, Jesus.
This is another one by Diablo.
Diablo, dude, why are you requesting shit like this?
Why?
Go ahead and put the PC shot on for.
Hold on.
Ghost granny equals anal cock.
Fuck you.
All right.
Don't talk about my granny.
I don't know how many times I got to tell you sons of bitches again.
Do you understand?
My granny was a pious woman.
All right.
She never cursed a day in her life.
All right?
Buy that for a dollar.
Guess the minority Filipino.
Look, I knew it was Filipino.
I'm pretty good at that game.
All right.
I'm pretty good at that game for Christ's sake.
What is this?
Meme magician melting potler of friendship.
All right.
Shut up.
All right.
Shut up.
Just put the PC shot on.
This is Diablo's requested video for $12.
What is this?
Yes, you.
Are you tired of your engineer being lazy and unable to do his duty?
Don't fear my baby biscuit because I have a solution for you.
Tiny Disc Engineer.
That's right.
Tiny Desk Engineer.
Tiny Disc Engineer in Evolution and Engineering and the Perfect Companion.
Are you kidding me?
The Tiny Disk Engineer can be everywhere.
Do you see what I'm saying, Engineer?
They don't care about you engineers.
But worth the money no matter what you do, get your own tiny desk engineer for only $79.99.
He is better than a real engineer.
You see, I told you.
Turn it off.
Turn it off.
I told you guys.
All right.
Leave the engineer alone.
And I told the engineer, too, don't let these people trick you into believing that they're your friends.
These people are internet people.
They're not your friends.
They're internet people.
Been a big fan of yours for years, Ghost.
Oh, yeah?
You're honestly the most fun political commentator I've ever run into.
Thank you.
I have a video request, and I wish you the best in making money and taking names.
Oh, man, I appreciate it.
I hope that's not a troll, but I do appreciate the kind words.
All right, we're getting a lot of these 12 buckers here.
I got to get done with them fast.
I don't want a whole fucking episode of this crap, dude.
All right, this one is by Jamie Williamson.
Oh, no.
Oh, fucking.
It's you and that alien.
It's this alien sick bastard.
What the hell is your problem?
You got some sick alien fetish?
Let's me magic it into existence.
No.
T in chat to get the electricity flowing into Ghostler's Section 8 Dell.
It's a fucking Corsier I-160, the top of the line, buddy.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Ghost Granny equals submissive bitch.
Fucking assholes.
I'm not joking, man.
Don't talk about my granny.
It pisses me off every time you do.
I miss my granny.
All right?
She was a pious woman.
She never cursed a day in her life, boy.
No meme magic needed.
Punch ghost teeth out.
Look at this.
Look, they want to punch my teeth out.
They want my house flooded.
They want me dead.
I mean, this is the kind of crap that I've got to put up with.
And I've got to put up with this sober.
Are you kidding me?
Hell no.
As a matter of fact, give me a fucking shot.
Give me a goddamn shot.
As a matter of fact, I got me a brand new bottle of what is this?
$5,000 jukebox.
You fucking piece of crap.
sit there and shut your stupid stinking salmon smelling holes already.
Alright, I got a new box here.
Brand new box.
Brand new bottle.
Woo!
Now, this one right here, folks, is Johnny Walker gold label, believe it or not.
Johnny Walker gold label.
Oh, yeah.
Now, you would think it was gold label.
There'd be a cork on this son of a bitch, but it isn't.
So here's the crack.
There's the crack.
All right, let's go ahead.
Where's my fucking shot glass?
I need a goddamn shot, and I need to get drunk and I need to get drunk fast, all right?
I gotta get drunk fast just so I can pallet this.
It's a Baller Friday, and it's thunderstorming.
I miss your granny, too.
She used to take her dentures out and suck me off.
You fucking, you son of a bitch, man.
You know, you all talk a lot of shit over the internet.
I'm telling you right now, man.
You all talk a lot of shit over the internet, man.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
Jesus Christ.
Brand new bottle, baby.
Brand new bottle.
All right.
I got a whole bunch of bottles of shit.
You can see.
I got a whole bunch.
I got like half a bar on my goddamn desk here.
All right.
All right.
That just goes to show you.
I'm a connoisseur.
All right.
I appreciate the nuances of scotch whiskey.
All right.
I like blended malts.
I like single malts.
You understand?
All right.
Now, before we get to this alien asshole, Jamie Williamson, he's donated like three or four of these fucking shits tonight.
Take a whiff of that.
Before we get to that, folks, I want to say happy Baller Friday to everybody out there.
Dime Fat Daryl.
Please, enough of the Pantera stuff, too, man.
Please.
I don't even know what to think about Pantera anymore.
What is that granny equals, what is that?
Pie?
Granny equals pie.
I don't even know what the hell you're talking about.
What is this?
Cast choose?
I don't even know what the hell that is.
And look, stop donating the 12 bucks, dude.
I don't want to do this all night, man.
I don't even know if I'm going to be able to broadcast all night.
It's thunderstorming all night tonight, for Christ's sake.
We got hell warnings out here.
We got tornado watch out here.
Anyway, everybody just shut your mouth.
I'm doing a toast right now.
What?
More god.
Listen, I don't want any more 12 buckers, all right?
Stop obligating me to watch these sick videos, dude.
I want to say cheers and happy Baller Friday to all the capitalists that are listening within the sound of my voice, all right?
She was a pie ass woman.
You fucking son of a bitch.
God damn it, man!
Hey, look, I got thunder outside, for Christ's sake, man!
Press Z to zap wheelchair.
I'm not in a fucking wheelchair, right?
And shut up and stop talking about my granny.
Look at this.
Ghost granny puny butthole or pruny butthole?
A pruny butthole.
All right, go fuck yourselves, dude.
I'm not even joking around.
Screw yourselves talking about my granny, all right?
I want to say cheers once again to all the capitalists that are listening within the sound of my voice and throughout the world.
You know what it is, baby.
Capitalism till the soul till the bullet hole.
You understand that?
Capitalism to the soul till the bullet hole.
What is this?
Hanging choose?
Choose.
Me, magician.
Here, how's a 25 bucker instead?
Well, I appreciate the 25 buckers.
You're still obligating me to watch some sick video, I'm sure.
Ghost Granny Pie.
Fuck you.
And stop talking to me in emojis, man.
Stop talking to me in emojis.
Ghost your show as just you pretending to get mad while raking in money from trolls you have pockets in politics, but now have no substance.
You essentially made a show about nothing.
You are now just, but look, I'm getting bombarded.
What up, ghost?
Happy Baller Friday and stay safe tonight out there.
Ghost Granny Pie Insults00:12:53
Cheers.
Hey, thank you very much, Mr. BN King, man.
It is pretty bad out here, right?
It is pretty bad out here for Christ's sake.
I'd buy that for a dollar is what I said to your granny when she would offer to suck me off.
Oh, you fucking subtle.
Just shut up, all right?
Just shut your ass.
And let me tell you something, man.
I mean, I've got these people literally dictating my show with the text-to-speech, man.
All right?
When was the last time this show had substance?
Lol.
Go shove it up, you're egg.
Didn't I tell you to go in the kitchen and get acquainted with some goddamn kitchen appliances, Dark Me Magician Girl?
I'm tired of talking to you like that.
I'm telling you, I know there's no man in the picture, because if there was, he'd get his pimp pants drawn.
Clip of Ghost confessing his sins due to the Phantom Thieves stealing his heart.
All right, go fuck yourselves.
All right, anyway, cheers the capitalists, and cheers to the inner circle, baby.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
All right, here we go.
Hey, Ghost.
Love the show.
Just wondering, what did you major in it?
What did I major in what?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
What did I major in what?
Oh, and UT.
Well, political science in an emphasis of political ghost was at the library and asked me where the colored printer was.
I told him, sir, this is 2019.
You can use any printer you want to.
All right.
With an emphasis on political theory, okay?
Anyway, let me move on.
All right.
Where are we?
Oh, yeah, Jamie Williamson.
All right.
All right.
Let's go ahead and let's watch.
I mean, shut up for a dollar.
Bring back Paul the Liberal.
All right.
Shut your ass.
Let's just look at Jamie Williamson's goddamn video for Christ's sake.
Go ahead.
Play it.
Look at enough more alien fetish.
What is this?
Hey, this is racist.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, where was this?
Fiesta?
Did this alien go to Fiesta in San Antonio?
What is it?
Look at this shit.
Alien in a sombrero.
I mean, isn't it ironic?
An alien in a sombrero.
Isn't there some level of irony there?
An illegal out-of-space alien with a sombrero eating nachos drinking a corona.
Oh my god.
Are you kidding puking?
Ah, shit.
Who does these things?
Who the hell does this crap?
Seriously, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
And they put a sombrero on an alien.
I mean, come on.
What's the where's the irony there, man?
Good God.
Anyway, let's move on.
What is this?
This one that was requested, it's called.
I buy that for a dollar.
Where's ice when you need them?
Well, obviously, they're not there.
I'll tell you that right now.
Viet Cong 1 Ghost Legs 0.
Real funny asshole.
Real funny name.
That's the son of a bitch that requested this.
All right, they requested this.
Viet Cong 1 Ghost Leg Zero.
Put the PC shot on.
Look at this.
Vietnam.
I mean, I...
I mean, listen, I'm not.
I don't like watching this stuff, dude.
EC machine guns and snipers zero in.
I don't want to watch this.
Unknowingly, they had stumbled on the enemy.
You know, whoever does it, you're an asshole.
Helicopter guns.
All right, I don't listen.
Turn it off.
All right, turn it off.
I don't want to see anything or hear anything about VAT fucking nap.
And I don't know how many times I got to tell you that, man.
I don't know how many times I got to tell you, sons of bitches, that, for heaven's sake.
And look, right after we got done, all right, the.
What?
No, no.
Man, please stop, dude, with the $12 fucking doughnuts to obligate me to watch some stupid fucking video.
Please stop this crap.
God damn, you bitched hit meat-gazing autistic analog fruit bowls, man.
All right, here's another one.
Here's another one by Jamie Williamson.
Yeah, the alien son of a bitch.
What is this?
Oh, not another one, dude.
Where are you getting this?
Granny Albin equals Vietnam whore.
You're a fucked-up son of a bitch for saying that.
You know that?
You're a fucked-up son of a bitch.
Viet Cong equals real heroes.
Listen, shut up.
You stupid little punks need to shut up.
Just like the priest's mother from the exorcist your granny sucks cocks in hell and is really good at it, son of a bitch.
Do you want me to continue this show or not?
Huh?
Do you want me to continue this Bowler Friday show or not?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Son of a bitch.
Honey Baller Friday.
Yeah, Transible Camboy has install me on your gaming PC.
I promise I am not Malwa.
Wow, shut up, Bonzie buddy.
God damn it.
Oh, here's Jack himself off Jack.
Hunting Baller Friday, Ghost.
I thought I'd help make your night better.
I'm sure you will.
I'm so not again, dude.
Alien probing time, Mr. Ghost Alien.
Can you please just fucking stop, dude?
I mean, come on.
Do you hate Vietnam because Charlie is the reason you are in a wheelchair?
I'm not in a fucking wheelchair.
Just shut up already, all right?
I'm tired of you people.
All right, I gotta get on with these stupid, dumb, fucking $12 donos for Christ's sake.
Anyway, this one right here is by Jamie Williamson, this alien fetish fruit bowl.
Go ahead and put the PC shot on.
What is this?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
What the hell is this?
I don't like that, you know, listen.
This shit is making me very uncomfortable, all right?
What the hell?
All right, turn this garbage off.
Turn this shit off for Christ's sake, man.
Man, I mean, you guys are sick.
That's some sick garbage out there, man.
I mean, first of all, whoever made this, I mean, how much time, effort, and energy do you have spare to do something like this?
I mean, and then for you people that watch it, then for you people that watch it.
Fuck Granny Albin in the ass.
Y'all want me to end this shit, don't you?
Hmm?
Y'all want me to end this, son of a bitch?
I mean, it's obvious that you sons of bitches want me to end it, and I'll do it.
All right, I have no reason to sit here and stay to be, you know, treated like this and talk, people talk about my granny like that.
All right.
All right.
Do you understand?
I'm telling you, man, I don't need this.
All right.
I don't need this.
Anyway, this next one is by Pingas.
All right.
Pingas requested this.
Respect for Charlie, you fucking cheesehole chomp and squirrel-fisted pud-pulling son of a bitch.
Shut up.
Give me my drinks.
We're about to have a general election, and I want to know what sort of black operations I should do to help make sure Australia doesn't fall under a socialist globalist umbrella.
Stay safe and happy, Baller Friday.
I don't know if it's already too late for Australia, folks.
I'm going to be honest with you.
You guys opened up your borders.
You've got a bunch of Chinese.
You got a bunch of wild jehooties.
They are coming to take your jobs and waifus.
All right, whatever.
Look, this next goddamn video was requested by Pingas.
All right.
And look, look.
I don't even know if I'm going to play this whole thing for Christ's sake.
This looks sick.
Look at this.
This looks sick.
Look at this.
All right.
What's up, everybody?
Now, today, I am going to teach you guys how to smurf.
All right.
What?
If we're honest, most men, most men beat off, right?
But today, I'm going to teach you how to add a little pizzazz to your jerk.
You ready?
All right, here we go.
Now, you're going to need some white paint and some blue paint, okay?
Oh, my God.
I know.
I mean, get this stupid, dumb, idiot brother off the goddamn screen for Christ.
Are you kidding me?
You need some white paint.
You need some motherfucking blue paint.
You rub that all over your dangling, baby.
I mean, come on, dude.
I don't want to hear that garbage, man.
I don't want to hear that crap.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
You need paint?
You need paint to rub one out now for Christ's sake?
Get the hell out of here.
All right.
Get the hell out of here for Christ's sake.
All right.
Let's move on to the next guy.
Oh, Jesus.
What is this?
What is this?
This is a dark meme magician girl requested this.
And she said, surf's up at Gose's house, huh?
Bills.
Real funny, man.
Real funny, you goddamn digital dish rag roar.
Real funny.
Captain Destiny preemptively blocked me on Twitter before I even got the chance to message him personally.
Type cap to ban Captain Destiny.
All right, listen, that's real funny.
All right, Dark Me Magician Girl.
That's real funny, all right?
I'm in the midst of a thunderstorm out here.
I shouldn't even be here.
I mean, I have to remind you, sons of bitches, that I am on a $5,000 computer and putting it at risk for you, sons of bitches.
But do you even care?
No.
And by the way, Captain Autism, leave Captain Dessey alone for heaven's sake, man.
I mean, good God.
Jesus Christ, what a fucking bunch of fruity asses we got going on over here for Christ's sake.
All right, the next, this next one is by, oh no.
It's Jamie Williamson again.
Again with the alien fetish?
I mean, why are you doing this garbage on a goddamn Baller Friday for Christ's sake?
What is this crap?
This alien garbage.
Let's put the PC shot on.
This is by Jamie Williamson again.
Wait a minute.
Is that Chong?
Yeah.
Is that Chong from Cheech and Chong?
Are you kidding?
Why?
Why?
I mean, he's kidding.
I mean, what is this?
I mean, why is this even a thing?
I mean, seriously, why is this even a thing?
All right.
All right.
I think I've lost whatever respect I had left for Chong.
All right.
Turn it off.
We don't need some jiggly ass out here for these incels to be all hot up about.
Ricardo Milos.
Hey, look, that's only five bucks, Ricardo Milos, first and foremost.
Okay.
I don't go and view videos for five bucks.
Okay.
I don't do that.
All right.
It's 12 bucks.
And look, I would appreciate if you don't even do it.
If you don't even put the 12 bucks, because I want to be completely honest with you, I'm tired of doing this.
I shouldn't even be having to do this.
I mean, my show is better than this.
All right.
I don't want to be, you know, just looking at goddamn videos all night.
All right.
It's a baller Friday.
All right.
It's Cinco de Mayo weekend.
Oligarch Censorship Rant00:09:48
You know that?
Cinco de Mayo.
All right.
You know what that means?
You're going to see a lot of people drinking copious amounts of alcohol because, you know, it's, you know, the Mexican, you know, I don't know, Cucaracha Day or whatever it is.
All right.
Anyway, for Christ's sake.
Wait, hold on.
What is this?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Here's Mr. Jugsy.
He's waiting.
This is bitch shoot.
All right, I'll do a bitch shoot.
All right.
What is this?
Here it is, Mr. Juggy.
This is what he requested.
Hey, hey, you have to understand the reason we have so many unfunded lives.
Can you stop with the 12 bucks?
The reason we've got so many unfunded liabilities is because, let's just be honest, the baby boomers have been in control.
And for whatever reason, you've got millennials that are in their 30s.
You've got Gen Zers that are entering into their 20s.
And they refuse to take control of the institutions of government, the institutions of corporate business.
They refuse to do any of this shit.
Lol Trump is monitoring social media giants instead of trying to stop them from censoring us.
What a fucking bitch he is, and you'll still defend him.
I mean, it's a very slippery slope that we're going down here because we have to remember that these are private entities.
And yeah, don't get me wrong.
I don't like the fact that you've got these big, huge Silicon Valley oligarchs censoring people.
Believe me, I've been censored many a time.
I know.
But the problem is that these are private entities, folks.
And unless we're going to nationalize the internet or do something to that effect, which is not very private enterprise-like, I don't think there's anything Trump can do.
Hey, ghost, I just wanted to tell you that I support you on your quest to rid the stream of Captain Desi.
He sounded like a childish.
Shut up, Captain Autism, for Christ's sake.
Is he underage or can you shut up?
Type cap to ban Captain Desi, the pedo.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, what is this?
Okay, we get it, Captain Autism.
Ban Captain Desi, ban Captain Desi.
We get it.
All right?
But we really shouldn't be blaming.
Let's just be honest.
We shouldn't be blaming the Silicon Valley oligarchs.
I mean, they are obviously censoring folks, and I'm not trying to deny that.
What we should be pissed off at are all the idiots and morons who continue to use their services even though they're complaining about it.
Okay?
I mean, you have to understand, folks, this is the world wide web.
All right.
You've got all kinds of websites, all kinds of different web services, but for whatever reason, the general public of not just America, but the world want to sit back and continue to be on Twitter, continue to be on Facebook, continue to be on all these social media oligarchs that are banning shit.
And you know what?
They're going to stay there.
I mean, what I've found about the internet population is that once they get going on a given internet service, they don't leave.
All right?
They don't want to try any other websites.
They don't want to try any of this stuff.
That's why I'm saying this is a hive mind mentality that we have on the majority of the population of the internet.
And it's stupid.
All right.
It's stupid.
I'm telling you.
I mean, if y'all are that pissed off, then close your accounts.
It's spelt asterisk olive garden.
Type cap to ban Captain Desi.
Shut the fuck up.
Captain Autism.
Captain Autism, can you shut up?
Shut up.
I mean, I'm just simply stating, folks, I mean, if y'all don't like it, then close your Facebook accounts.
Close your Twitter accounts, but you're not going to.
All right.
You're not going to.
All right.
Try another service.
All right.
I know, you know, sometimes it's a little hard to try services, but that's the point.
I mean, if you're not happy with the type of systematic censorship that these goddamn big oligarchs are going through, then do something else.
Go somewhere else.
But you're not going to.
All right.
You're not going to do it.
All right.
You want to know why you're not going to do it?
Because, I mean, there's a hive mentality.
Okay.
It is what it is.
All right.
What is this, D-Ray?
That's easy for you to say considering they have such a tight grip on the internet.
You sound like a fucking boomer right now.
Just go make your own website.
How about stop corporate censorship like Trump refuses to do?
It's a private entity, you dumbass.
I mean, I want to be honest with you.
Let me be honest with all of you.
All right.
Well, what?
What?
Of TCR, your overpriced mediocre gaming PC will be added to our botnet.
Okay, good.
Shut down your broadcast and prepare for assimilation.
Your CPU power will be added to our as feudal.
Yeah, okay, great.
Anyway, you have to understand, man.
I mean, these people that own these oligarch companies, all right, they own the oligarch companies because they provide an internet web service.
And for whatever reason, once people have accounts on these web services, they never leave.
They never leave.
Trigger warning.
Trigger warning?
Fucking.
All right.
Y'all keep donating 12 bucks, and I'm tired of this shit.
I'm so tired.
And yet here you are supporting Google.
So much for death to the globalist agenda.
Hey, hey, I mean, I have this, like, globalist part of my brain that's telling me, ghost, why are you doing this, ghost?
Why are you trying to stop?
I mean, these people are dumb, ghost.
There's nothing for you to do.
Take a look at Captain Autism, Ghost.
He's still saying ban Captain Desi, even though Desi's no longer listening to the broadcast, Ghost.
I mean, these people are dumb, ghost.
Why are you going to try to be a rebel when it's out of their own free will?
Their own free will is why they're here, and they're participating in Facebook, and they're participating in Twitter, and they're participating in all the Silicon Valley oligarchs.
Who are you to stop them, ghosts?
They're dumb, ghost.
It doesn't matter if you provide them another alternative, ghost.
They're not going to go, ghost.
So join us, ghost, and we will make you a part of our elite society.
Congress had no problem regulating the telephone companies.
Your argument is retarded.
That's because the government gave money to help these dumbass companies build the infrastructure, the landline infrastructure.
All right, why don't you fucking do some research about the telephone companies?
All right.
Government money was used to establish a nationwide landline situation.
All right.
Stupid idiot.
All right.
Look, I've had enough.
I've had enough of you.
You people don't know shit from Shinola.
All right?
Crab Dessie is dead, crap.
Man, shut up, fucking dark me magician girl.
Can you shut your ass, please?
All right.
Good God.
All right.
Let me move on here.
All right.
Let me move on.
Jesus Christ.
It's your fault.
It's you people that don't want to go and go into other websites and use other web services.
It's you people that are out here still on the Twitters, still on the Facebooks, still on the Instagrams.
I mean, it's your fault.
It's not the oligarch's fault.
The oligarch is just putting the service out there.
It's you idiots that continue to use it and continue to give them money.
So, you know, I'm just saying.
I'm just saying, man.
I mean, as much as I am against censorship, as much as I'm against this censorship, it's you people that congregate in all these stupid, dumb companies, man.
I am no longer on Twitter.
And people are saying, ghost, get back on Twitter.
It was fun.
And yay.
I'm not going to do it.
I'm not going to condone a stupid, dumb social justice warrior company that's going to sit here and censor me because I invented and coined the term pause hole.
All right?
Now, I know, look, people are saying, well, you're streaming here on YouTube, Ghost.
Yeah, if you can't beat them, join them.
I mean, look at you people.
You're sitting here listening to me on YouTube.
You can't beat them, join them.
All right?
That's all there is to it, man.
You know, I did my own independent thing, ghost.report.
I paid for my own broadcast to be broadcasted.
And guess what?
Nobody showed up.
All right?
Nobody showed up.
Everybody was like, nah, I'm going to watch it.
Ladies and gentlemen, Ghost has just declared the broadcast as a DESE free zone.
Hurrah!
In celebration, everyone alt plus F4 and stop donating to the Shekel Goblin.
All right, yeah.
Give your hair, whatever.
You know how Captain Autism.
No one cares.
All right.
And by the way, I'm not going to say anything about you, Captain Autism.
I think you might be a homosexual, but, you know, that explains why you hate me so much, even though I don't hate gays.
All right.
But maybe you're some drag queen on the weekend or some shit.
And you're like, you know what?
Ghost doesn't like drag queens.
And you know what, bitch?
When I'm out there on that stage and I have the clown face makeup on and I have the wig and I'm singing like Cher, no one can stop me, bitch.
I'm going to take over the world, bitch.
Captain Autism Homophobia00:15:41
Jesus Christ.
I'm so sick of this crap, man.
I'm so sick of this crap.
my drink all right Let's continue going.
All right.
Who is the text-to-speech lady?
Oh, I can only imagine.
What is this text-to-speech lady?
What the hell is ah, no?
The nightly business report, you dumb fucking digital bitch horse.
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
Already 10 years old.
Just take a look at these numbers.
263,000 jobs.
Yeah, look at that.
We're in the best economy in American history.
People are still bitching.
People are still bitching.
I mean, look at these numbers.
The Dow Jones Industrial Average rose 190.
Look at these numbers, baby.
26,504.
The NASDAQ was up 127.
All right, all right.
Since dawn of time, the fate of man is that of Lycequil as parasites and moving without ice a day of reckoning when Penn and Sisterburn count down together now and say the words that you will learn Hul Satan.
Archangelo.
Hell Satan.
Welcome year zero.
Shut up, all right.
I'm not a fucking Satanist, you idiot.
All right, just sit there and shut your goddamn mouth.
Hold on, what is this?
Hold on.
I knew this was a troll.
This son of a bitch, true conservative radio fan saying, yeah, I'm a big fan of you, Ghost.
I love you.
Look at what this idiot just requested.
Look at what this guy just requested.
Look at this crap.
Nigga, you gay!
You stupid son of a bitch.
Get this stupid shit out of here for Christ's sake, man.
You stupid piece of crap.
Oh, yeah, Ghost.
I'm a big fan, man.
Yeah, here.
I'm going to request this.
I'm a big fan here.
Yeah, you son of a bitch enemy piece of crap.
And who the hell is this?
Oh, Lieutenant Lupus.
Oh, yeah.
I know that stupid freaky name.
All right.
Let's see what the hell you're requesting here for the 12 bucker.
All right, Lieutenant Lupus over here.
All right, what is this?
Thunderstruck?
Is this Thunderstruck?
Is this really Thunderstruck?
What's the end of Thunderstruck?
What is this crap?
Hold on.
Is this...
Is this a cover?
Is this a cover?
Here, let's get to the part where he talks about Texas.
All right.
Yeah, Texas, and we had some fun.
Yeah.
We met some dudes.
Some dudes in this game like you should break off the rules.
Blow the roof.
Yay!
Yay!
Fight!
Death!
Day line!
No, she didn't make it!
All right, that's enough.
All right, that's enough.
Come on, baby.
Come on!
Thunderstruck!
All right, I need some more fucking beer and shut up in the chat room calling me boomer because I like old ACDC, baby.
All right.
Hey, ghost, I just remembered.
If you are still looking for a gaming tutor, don't be afraid to reach out to me on Steam Networks.
My tag is MatPoy underscore C, and I am even on Discord, and my tag is also MatPoy underscore C.
Yeah, I'm looking for a gaming tutorial.
I'm $1,555.
Normally, I charge $5 an hour, but for you, none.
Yeah, you're a gaming tutor for $5 an hour?
All right, we'll see what's up, man.
I definitely do need a gaming tutor.
And hey, everybody, shut your ass calling me a goddamn boomer because I like ACDC, man.
ACDC is a badass band, baby.
All right.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
And like I said, in that song, Thunderstruck, they talk about Texas, baby.
I'm telling you, once people come to Texas, they love it.
Why do you think Ice Poseidon is coming to Texas, huh, boy?
Why do you think Ice Poseidon's coming to Texas?
Because Texas is the best, all right?
It's the best state in the goddamn United States.
And don't you ever forget it.
All right, this next video that was requested by Dime Fat Daryl.
Dime Fat Daryl.
Hold on, what is this?
Oh, you son of a bitch.
This is not funny.
Dime Fat Daryl, you son of a bitch.
Play this crap.
Hey guys, Suko here.
And today I'm going to be doing a gaming ring.
Oh, my God.
Look at this freak's freaking room.
So here it is.
And he's wondering why his goddamn room got lightning struck.
I mean, look at what is on his wall.
A few days ago, almost a week ago.
Look at this.
Lightning strike what it did to his gaming PC.
Look at this.
Man, suffered severe damage.
I mean, hey.
I'm going to show you what happened to my computer in the house.
Hey, I want to be honest with you, APA.
That was a warning from God because, I mean, look at your goddamn wall.
It's a bunch of freaking dumbass anime bullshit.
I've kind of removed my computer.
You don't think this is a sign?
You don't think it's a sign from God?
What is this?
Man, look, can you all stop donating these 12 buckers, dude?
I mean, come on.
And hey, Nico, I saw you.
Yeah, sip.
Yeah, I know what you mean by that, you stupid dumbass.
All right.
I'm a 30-year-old boomer.
30-year-old boomer.
I'd buy that first.
Remember when Kim met Trump?
I think we should sit down and talk sometime, Ghost.
I think we'd get along.
I don't want to talk to you.
I don't want to talk to you.
Are you going to sit there and shut up?
Hold on, what is this?
This one was requested by Cash DeChoose.
All right.
Let's go ahead and play this.
What is?
Oh, Jesus.
513 Radio Graffiti.
Oh, Christ.
It will be legal in Orlando to shoot a bunch of fruit balls.
A la Akbar.
Oh, my God, you son of a...
All right, all right.
You know what?
You see how they splice me, huh?
I mean, you see how they splice me for Christ's sake, man?
And you all think that, you know, I'm saying all this crap.
I don't say any of this crap.
All right.
Do you see this?
Jesus Christ.
And then this one is by Mean Magician.
All right.
This next one, he donated the 25 bucker.
Jesus Christ, take a whiff of that to all you sons of bitches that are laughing at all these stupid videos.
All right, this is meme magician.
Thank you for the 25 bucks.
I'm almost afraid to see what the hell is this.
All right, this is meme magician.
Thank you for the 25.
Wait a minute.
I'm almost afraid.
This is my goddamn, you son of a bitch.
This is my goddamn boom.
I mean, I'm turning you out of shooting.
Son of a bitch.
And you leave a link to Tarley Games, you stupid!
Fucking the PUT!
And you leave a link to Target!
God damn it!
And you leave a list of the money!
This is a link of my own goddamn hell!
You got it!
I mean, are you listening?
This is not funny!
This is not a God!
I mean, are you listening?
This is not funny!
This is not a God!
This is not funny!
It's not funny!
This is not funny!
It's not funny!
This is not funny!
All right, get this out of here!
Shut this crap up for Christ's sake, man!
You donated 25 bucks so that you can give me a link to my own goddamn show, for heaven's sake!
We are the Borg.
Lower your beer, can and surrender your wheelchair.
We will add your morbid obesity and rotten teeth to our own.
Oh, that's your show will adapt to service the trolls.
Shove it up, your ass, for Christ's sake.
You're lucky I'm even here.
I know you don't want dumb videos, but I think you might like this music video, ghost.
You know what?
Something tells me probably not.
Something tells me probably not, for heaven's sake, all right?
And wait a minute, this is some anime garbage.
This is some anime garbage.
The Phantom Thieves, all right?
I mean, this is some anime garbage.
I mean, why in the hell would I watch anime go?
I don't like anime, and not to mention, I don't want to play anymore anime tweely fat.
Listen, stop donating this crap.
Stop doing it.
All right.
Here, look, this is the anime crap.
Look at this.
Anime, anime.
I'm only going to play the audio on this because I don't want a damn copyright strike on this son of a bitch.
What's up with that old geezer?
What?
Is he crying?
I'd buy that for a night.
I hope you're hungry, ghost.
Shut the fuck up.
What?
Plainly put, I, uh, plagiarized work.
What?
I, I, tainted this, this country's artwork.
World.
Even Sayuri.
How could I?
Jesus.
I mean, why am I. I'm going to apologize to everyone for what I've done.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
I mean, look, I don't want to watch anime.
All right.
These anime assholes are worse than fucking, you know, music artists when it comes to copyright striking because they think that their fucking artwork is so great when it actually sucks the chrome up of a 57 Chevy bumper.
All right, what the hell is this?
All right, what is this?
Hold on just a second.
I gotta make sure that this is okay.
This is just an audio clip.
What the hell is this?
Juan Wick.
Juan Wick donated this and said this is ghost.wave.
is this what the fuck was that for christ's sake one wick What the hell was that?
Are you saying that I'm triggered or something?
I'm not fucking triggered.
I'm just pissed off that I got to sit over here and put up with all this crap from you goddamn troll terrorists and cyber vermin.
That's what I'm a little pissed off about.
All right, that's what I'm a little pissed off about.
All right, son of a bitch, Juan Wick.
All right, who else do we have here?
We got This Is America's the Oh no.
Oh no, somebody, whoever donated, this is America, okay?
What is this?
Put the PC shot.
Meet the eight-year-old boy who transforms into drag queen named Lactasia.
Oh my God.
You see what I'm saying?
The parents of this child should be investigated.
All right, in my personal view.
Because why exactly is this being subjected to an eight-year-old?
Huh?
What is this?
Ghost, you'll enjoy the like stop donating to 12 bucks, man.
Let's play this crap.
I can only.
Lactatia is the devious diva you could ever think of.
Oh, my God.
I've been wearing like my sister's tutus since I was like threes and fours.
I'm dancing around in like any successes and stuff.
So yeah, I think I've had lactation inside of me since I was born.
And that's why I love that songboard in this way.
We just want our kids to express themselves.
Oh, look at the mother.
Oh, look at this mother.
Oh, like this stupid fat gigantuan snorlax isn't living vicariously through this poor eight-year-old kid.
I mean, good God.
I mean, all you got to do is look at this disgusting mother and it all comes clear now.
Do your fans a favor and get this sick, twisted liberal propaganda off.
Hey, hey, we need to have discussions about this because as I've stated, folks, all right, I don't know what it is about the LGBTQ community and their obsession with trying to reach our children.
I mean, what is this obsession about trying to reach our children?
For what?
I mean, once again, I hate to reiterate this, but LGBTQ is just a means in which to tell people how you like to screw, okay?
And if you have an eight-year-old kid coming out here, oh, I'm drag and I'm gay, who molested you?
Because the only way that you know that you're gay is if, and this is for males, okay?
If you know, hold on, what, what?
The worst part of that video is the amount of likes over dislikes it has.
What the fuck?
Yeah, what do you think?
What do you think?
Notice the absent father.
I'm sure there's no father in the picture.
Absolutely right.
I mean, you know, only a cockeyed single mother with a damn bull nose, nose ring and half-ass tat.
Look at these tats.
I'm not even finished.
It's like, dude, I want to get a sleeve, but I don't have the money.
And this is probably another money-making racket for this mother to put her son out here and he's a drag queen.
And naming the kid Lactasia as in lactating like breast milk.
That's what that means.
And nobody finds anything wrong with this at all, for Christ's sake.
I mean, I think this is, this should be shunned by everybody.
Even if you are a part of the LGBTQ, you should be shunning this type of subjection of sexuality to children, especially 8, 9, 10, younger.
I mean, this is disgusting, man.
Hold on, let me play a couple of minutes of this damn Snorlax trying to talk about her drag queen son, lactasia.
And as long as it's respectful and they're nice people, we really don't care.
I like dancing and elevating.
I mean, look, look at me.
Look at the mother.
Get out of the way, fruit bowl.
Hold on, hold on.
You see the mother with a damn phone in her hand?
Go back.
You see this?
Look at this.
This is a pure social media play so that this fat snorlax of abroad, in my opinion, can keep that fat gut continuously fed.
This is an exploitation of children.
And that's another thing I'm against, too.
I'm against you damn social media freak shows that put your child on for all the world to see right when they're born, when they're children, as they're growing up.
I mean, that's nobody's business.
Grinch Flooding Beer Break00:16:58
All right?
That's nobody's business.
I mean, who the hell are you to put your kid's life on display for Christ's sake?
Who the hell are you?
Oh, I'm gonna, look, it's my son Billy.
He's taking his first turd.
Oh, look, it's my son, Billy.
He's doing.
I mean, I'm not joking around, man.
I mean, parents should not have the right to do this.
I mean, this stupid parent is ruining this kid's life before it even has a chance to explore life as an adult.
I'm not even joking around.
I am against.
I don't care how and what you do with your children, but don't put them on display.
All right.
All right.
Don't put them on display, even if they are drag queens or not drag queens or whatever.
I mean, they are not your exploitation device.
And that's what all of you goddamn parents that are putting your kids on the damn social media, that's what you're doing.
You're exploiting them.
I don't think my first donation got through.
Anyways, Blackwater founder, now Academy, calls for 5,000 contractors for deploy to Venezuela.
That's right.
May go back to pay for my chem engineering education in cash.
Hey, Engie, we would be trade bros.
Hey, thanks a lot to you, and Apostle.
Lactasia's best wife.
Shut up.
All right, look, that's enough, all right?
I mean, this is not America, all right?
This is a faction of America, and let's be honest, all right?
It's mostly women that are single and that have sons that are doing this kind of crap, okay?
Instead of just being a parent, okay?
Instead of just being a parent and instead of exploiting your children, I mean, and I can't believe that they're actually parents like this, all right?
I can't believe that they're actually parents like this.
Anyway, look, I got to move on.
I got to go to another video.
I'm getting requested videos over and over and over again.
This one is by Bonzie Buddy.
All right.
Are you kidding me, Bonzie Buddy?
What is this?
Hold on.
Hold on.
Put the PC shot on.
What is this, Bonzie Buddy?
Bonzie Buddy sings wake up to Haramby?
Is this Harambi?
If you like that video with that single lady from Bronze Talk, you like this better.
Watch the whole thing.
You'll laugh.
All right, aesthetic.
I'll do that.
Hold on.
I want to hear this Harambi serenade by Bonzi buddy here.
Like open doors.
Take me down into my core.
Poor Harambi, man.
All right, that's enough.
All right.
That, you know, R.I.P. Haramby.
We get it.
All right.
And Bonzie Buddy, whoever the hell you are, you got a lot of problems, dude.
You got a lot of freaking problems.
All right.
Who the hell is it?
There's Jacklers.
I can only imagine what the hell Jackler's got this time around.
This troll bastard.
All right.
What is this, Jackler?
What is this crap?
What is this?
Oh, geez.
What the fuck did you do now, Jackler, you sick son of a bitch?
What did you do?
Jesus Christ.
I will remember what happens in the ghost show, whenever things are flying, when it's dark and ghosts are loooone.
It's been forever since I could have remembered where the hell is all off his head.
I just want to know the story of what happened right before he became so gummy.
What?
That's not funny, man.
I'm serious.
It's not funny.
It's not something happens to my fucking teeth in the next 30 days.
I'm coming after all of you, man.
I'm not joking.
You sick, disgusting.
Troll terrorists, cyber vermin, perverts are meme magicians.
You all are meme magicians.
Stop talking about my fucking.
I still remember what happened in the ghost show.
Palpable media shed dies, how to pass your anger.
I always love the fact that she was castled by something really drunk.
It's been very beaten bumped.
It just always belonged like it came out of Borgham.
You got banned from Screamlock.
And look, I didn't get banned.
I'm not joking.
I didn't get banned from Screamlins.
It's their screw-up.
I don't know what the hell the fuck.
It's been pissing me off since I haven't been able to use it.
Stop it!
You're sharing through the show!
Stop it!
No!
No!
I'm going to save it!
I'm going to save it all.
Don't go try and stop me.
We gained another memory into my hair just like that suddenly.
I think I've got it over.
Drop so this is what we knew.
This is your attention, man.
Shut this crap off with this fucking jackler jacket.
Cell phone, for Christ's sake.
Damn you bastard, bitch!
Take that crap off the screen, for Christ's sake!
Take it off the screen.
I mean, what the hell, Jackler, for Christ's sake, man?
What the hell?
What the hell?
I'm getting tired of this crap, man.
I'm telling you all right now.
I'm getting tired of this crap.
I'm getting goddamn tired of it, man.
I deserve more respect than this.
Do you understand me?
You goddamn troll terrorist punks.
I deserve more respect, man.
I deserve more respect.
I'm sitting here on episode 51 of the Ghost Show, and I'm broadcasting to you in the midst of a goddamn thunderstorm, man.
There's a goddamn thunderstorm going on out here.
And do you people give two rats asses for Christ's sake?
Absolutely not.
You don't care.
You don't care, man.
You don't care.
And shut up about it.
I didn't get banned off Streamlabs.
You're just a bunch of social justice warrior pieces of garbage.
That's why, screw Streamlabs.
It's all about Stream Elements, baby.
All right, stream elements, it's pretty cool, all right?
I'm telling you that right now.
Hold on, what the hell is that?
Jamie Williamson again, you stupid son of a bitch.
Again, Jamie Williamson.
You know what?
Before we play another one of these fucking alien videos, I got to get another beer for Christ's sake, man.
I need some more beer, man.
Yeah, E to electrify wheelchair.
Real funny, you asshole, all right?
I'm not in a wheelchair.
I don't know how many times I gotta tell you, punks, man.
I'm tired of you people saying that shit, all right?
At first, it was like, now it's pissing me off for a dollar.
Gonna be a good night tonight at Ghost's House, Cha-Ching.
Go tooth fairy.
Yeah, real funny, man.
Listen, stop talking about my teeth.
I'm serious.
I don't want nothing happening to my teeth.
You people are fucking weirdo, mean magicians, and weird shit happens whenever you fucking weirdos start putting a point of emphasis.
When you put your mental energy on something, shit just starts happening.
Give me my goddamn beer.
For heaven's sake, man.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, I'm sitting over here.
I'm just trying to do a show, dude.
I'm just trying to do a show.
And all people want is they want to see me hurt.
They want to see me dead.
They want, I mean, tonight they want my goddamn house to flood.
All right.
They're talking about my granny.
I mean, what kind of people are you, man?
What kind of internet goddamn people are you, man?
Jesus Christ.
Give me my goddamn drink.
I-10 West clothes.
What the hell does that mean?
I mean, are we flooding out here?
Is that it?
Are we getting reports of flooding?
Are we having floods out here, for Christ's sake?
Because, good God, I don't...
Oh, Jesus Christ.
give me my drink i hope we're not flooding out here we we're we're plowing We're prone to flooding.
All right.
I'm sorry.
I don't like flooding.
And I don't want flooding to happen out here.
I'm not even joking.
All right.
Jesus Christ, man.
Anyway, look, I've got my beer here.
One more drink, and then we'll move on.
All right, let's go ahead, and let's continue on here.
Jamie Williamson requested this, son of a bitch.
Jamie Williamson.
Let's go ahead.
What is this?
You're a mean one.
What the hell?
Mr. Grinch.
You really are a healer.
You're a spider.
Goddamn alien.
Are you kidding me?
Mr. Grinch, you're a monster.
You're a monster.
Mr. Grinch, Mr. Grinch, you're a power man.
Oh, my God.
Are you kidding me?
You're a power one.
Mr. Grinch, your brain is full of spiders.
You got.
Get this alien garbage out of here for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
And who the hell else just donated?
TN Apostle.
All right.
12 bucks on his end.
So there's another.
And I'm not even sure if that's the real TN Apostle anymore, man.
Because you trolls are a bunch of sick bastards.
And, you know, I don't know.
I never can tell with you damn damn troll bastards, man.
All right.
All right.
Let's continue.
This one is by Aliens Are Here.
Aliens Are Here requested this.
I'm almost afraid to see what that.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
No, man.
is this?
What is this?
What is this?
Millions are here.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
What the hell was that?
Oh, my God.
Some stupid alien.
You know what?
I hope that person got hurt trying to do that stupid, ridiculous.
I don't know what you call it, a meme video or whatever.
I hope he broke his stupid alien leg.
Stupid idiot.
Hey, look, I'm going to try to be kooky.
I'm an alien on a damn stupid treadmill.
Yeah, you see me?
I'm up to you, broke your goddamn leg.
All right, who else do we got?
We got an anonymous one here.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I can only imagine what anonymous is want to do now.
All right, what is this?
All right, let me go ahead and put this here.
Oh, my God, no.
Oh, my God, no.
Why are you all doing this, dude?
I mean, what is it with you people in this alien fetish?
I mean, what is this?
What is this crap?
I mean, are y'all waiting for the next comet so that you can commit mass suicide and ride it out to the next galaxy like the Heaven's Gate cult?
Huh?
Are y'all doing some Heaven's Gate cult crap?
You're waiting for the next comet?
Oh, my God.
Everybody, go ahead.
Just put it back on.
What, Nico Angel?
Templeton face reveal.
Hey, Nico, what did I tell you?
What did I tell you about donating $11.99?
All right?
For me to look at one of your stupid, disgusting videos, it costs $12, all right?
Not $11.99, you son of a bitch.
Do you understand?
For them pesos, I'm an a-hole.
Piece of crap.
Here's Duva, dude.
Here's a special announcement from the outer circle.
You have to ban.
Shove your special announcement right up your goddamn douche hole.
And like I say, hey, don't call me a shuckle goblin.
For them pesos, I'm an a-hole.
All right?
So anyway, let's put the hold on, hold on, let me put the PC shot on.
This one is by anonymous.
and look at this, you already, look, you got an alien and an ass.
You got an alien and an ass.
I can only imagine what this is.
Play the damn.
Give me the suck.
He gave me the suck, the suck.
What?
Jesus Christ!
What the hell?
What the actual fuck, man?
I mean, I'm not even joking around, man.
What the actual hell, dude?
Jesus Christ.
Press O to oil chair.
Shut up, all right, asshole.
Just shut the hell up.
Who cares about my chair?
All right.
Just shut your stupid staking salmon-smelling holes out there.
all right oh look at dark meat magician girl She gave Nico the penny, huh?
Look, I want Nico to pay the penny.
All right, you stupid broad.
All right.
Remember, for them pesos, I'm an a-hole.
You understand that?
For them goddamn pesos, I'm an a-hole.
Jesus Christ.
All right, what is this?
What is this next one here?
This next one was by the Borg.
The Borg.
What is this?
We are the Borg?
What is this?
Hold on, hold on.
What is this crap?
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
We are the Borg.
We are the Borg.
Lower your shields and surrender your ships.
We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own.
What the hell is this?
Resistance is futile.
I mean, I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
All right, I'm not some sci-fi dork.
Girls are easy lol.
Can you all stop with this 12 bucker shit, man?
I mean, I'm serious, dude.
I mean, I got a backlog of these, dude.
I don't want...
I mean, this is all this Bowler Friday is going to be, is it, huh?
Here's a penny for your thoughts, Sheckler.
Don't call me Sheckler, you asshole, all right?
Don't call me Sheckler.
And listen, this next one I'm about to play right now is by Diablo, and he claimed that this is a trigger warning, huh?
Trigger warning?
What is this?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Dr. Mario.
Dr. Mario, for Christ's sake, put the PC shot on.
What is this?
Hey, I miss that, like, whatever, three-bit shit, like, endo days, bro.
I miss them.
I miss them.
All right, that's enough.
I miss the old Nintendo days.
Oh, man.
And then Nintendo had to make Super Nintendo, and it sucked a cock with it.
And that's when I became a forever Sega fan.
But I remember the original Nintendo, man.
I bought it and, you know, back in shit, 87?
Bought it back in 87, baby.
I remember.
I bought all the peripherals with it too, baby.
Sega Fan Nostalgia Trip00:12:14
You name it.
I got it, man.
You know, the power glove, the power pad, you know, the joystick.
I'm not even joking around, baby.
I'm not even joking around.
That was badass.
Those were the days.
All right, we got somebody else, Anonymous.
What is this?
Hold on.
What is this?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Dr. Amiga.
Look, stop donating the 12 buckers, dude.
I don't want to do this all night for Christ's sake, man.
I don't want to do this all night.
Anyway, what the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
This is an image, all right, that was donated by anonymous here.
What is this?
Look at this shit.
Oh, yeah.
Real funny.
Trying to make fun of me.
Look at this.
Look.
What if Ghost became the ghostwriter?
And look at this.
Oh, yeah.
Real funny, you stupid son of a bitch.
Shut up.
All of you just shut the fuck up, man.
I'm not in a wheelchair.
I don't know how many times I gotta tell you, morons.
Get this crap out of here.
Get this shit out of here for Christ's sake.
Yeah, real funny.
Whoever the hell donated that, I hope you get cancer of the cock.
Jesus Christ, man.
All right, who the hell else do we have here?
I'm tired of doing these, man.
I'm tired of doing this damn stuff.
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap.
All right, they're the ones that donated this.
What is this?
Hold on.
Hold on.
What do we got here?
What is this?
Wait a minute.
Did you do something with ACDC music and anime?
Did you all do that, you piece of crap?
Is that what the hell you all did, you piece of crap?
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap requested this.
What is this?
Put it on the PC shot.
What is this?
Oh, no.
No.
Don't be easy.
Dirty.
Dirt shea.
Don't be easy.
right.
Real funny.
Jesus Christ.
Wait a minute.
I wish you all just would stop doing this.
I'm not even kidding, man.
I don't want to do a whole night of this garbage, man.
All right, this next video is by my poocey, all right?
My poisie is right here.
This is his, all right?
What is this?
What is this garbage?
What is this garbage?
Hold on, it's just, it's just audio.
What is this?
What is this, my voicey?
Does anybody know what this- This is some palm mute.
I guess this is all guitar.
This is called On Your Knees Red vs. Blue Season 9.
Obviously some anime bullshit or something.
Anyway, this next one is by Tweely Fatkins.
Obviously some Twilly Atkins hater.
All right, just because I don't know.
I don't know what's wrong with you people in Twilly Atkins, man.
I'm not even joking.
I really don't.
I really don't appreciate it.
Supier, Nintendo, Supier, Nintendo, Super.
We get it, you stupid moron.
What the hell is this?
What the hell did Twilly Fatkins just request?
Put it on the PC shot.
What the hell is this?
Look at this.
How to dominate a turkey.
What?
So what kind of stuff are you into?
And don't give me any of that.
Oh, you can do whatever you want to me because I'm a pain slut and I have no limits.
What the fuck?
Because I can play pretty rough.
Oh, my God.
Oh my god.
What the fuck?
Do you know why you're here?
Oh, my God.
What?
What is this idiot gonna do?
What is this moron going to do?
Oh, no.
Oh, God.
Just some quick lulz ghosts.
This is S&M with a turkey.
This guy has got...
Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
The cat of nine tails.
He's pulling out the cat of nine tails on the turkey.
Oh, my God.
You like it when I speak your native tongue, don't you?
Oh, my God.
What the fuck is this crap?
Oh, my God.
He's shocking the turkey.
Why do you even have that sex toy, you bald freak?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
This is fucking disgusting, dude.
This is very uncomfortable.
I'm not even joking around, folks.
I don't even know why people are donating this crap.
Aftercare?
You have pleased me.
God.
And I have a special reward for you.
I hope you got Salmonella prick.
All right, that's enough.
Okay, get this scuffed Phil and Selmo off the goddamn screen for Christ's sake, man.
That's just disgusting.
Oh, God.
I can't believe I sat there and watched that.
My Poisi, dude, that was disgusting.
Why do you even know that exists?
Buy that for a dollar.
Or no, that was actually Twilly Fatkins.
My apologies.
That was Twilly Fatkins that donated that.
This was Twilly Fatkins.
Sen Pai, can you listen?
Can you all stop donating the 12 bucks, dude?
I'm not even joking.
I'm sick and tired of this crap.
I don't want to go all night having to do over and over and over these stupid damn freaking requests to watch videos, man.
All right.
For Christ's sake, man, give me the next one.
This is Pepe the Pro.
Pepe the frog.
Probably not the real Pepe.
Oh, no.
Oh, this.
This is, you know, viewer discretion is advised.
This is obviously some major racism.
And I do not condone racism.
I want everybody to realize that I am a melting pot of friendship.
Okay.
And I do not condone this.
Now, put it on for Christ.
Put his crap on.
Holly there, shook.
Top of the morning to you, Jab.
Boy, you know, this show is messaging love.
This is horrible.
No, I was hungry.
What should we eat?
Oh, some of that old watermelon.
Oh, yeah.
Eat that watermelon.
Eat that watermelon.
Eat that.
This watermelon.
Eat that watermelon.
I'm not going to continue with this.
This is horrible.
I mean, this is horrible.
I mean, how is this even still up?
I mean, Jesus.
Freaking racist, dude.
You're all a bunch of racists, man.
I'm not even kidding.
Hey, Tom.
Love the show.
Thanks for making my day.
All right.
Shut up.
All right.
Anyway, look.
What?
Lay off.
You trolls are as lame as ghosts' legs.
Shut up, asshole.
I'm not in a wheelchair.
I don't know how many times I got to tell you, morons, man.
All right.
This next one is by Oliver Carswell.
All right.
And he says, type T to Band Tweeley.
I don't understand what the hell that is.
And he says type T to Ban Twee.
A link to my own show.
I'm sick and tired of you idiots doing this.
My own show?
I'm sick and tired of it.
Why are you doing it?
I'm sick and tired of it, man.
I'm not joking.
I'm not going to hot on it, man.
I'm not doing it.
Fucking hot.
Why do you do this?
I don't get it.
Why are you doing it?
It's kind of a streamish.
I don't get it.
Why are you doing it?
It's kind of a streamish.
I don't get it.
Why are you doing it?
I don't get why you do this, man.
I really count.
I really count.
I really don't.
I don't want you to do this, man.
I really count.
I really count.
I'm ready to go.
I don't want you to do this, man.
I really count.
I'm tired of this man.
I'm tired of this man.
Alright, get this shit out of here, but get- Get out of here.
I don't want to hear any more of this crap.
I don't want to hear any more of this crap.
Shut up, Elijah Exfernados.
Shut up.
Shut up, Daniel Exfernados.
Shut up.
Shut up, Eddie.
All right, shut up, man.
Shut it off.
Who the hell did all over Carswell, you piece of crap?
Oliver Carswell, you piece of crap.
Hey, Brooke equals three.
Happy Baller Friday, Ghost.
Animal Care Job Placement Exam next Thursday.
Wish me luck.
Shout out everyone for the support through this messed up time in my life, but slowly getting back on my feet.
Hey, Brown.
Now it's time to make that coin.
Thank you very much.
Cheers to you, Brooke, and I hope everything's going good for you.
And I hope that everything's all good.
I'm not even joking around, man.
Thank you once again for the 25 bucks.
Cheers to you and good luck on your schooling and everything else.
Go, Brooke.
All right.
Anyway, this next one.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
This next one is by Ghost.
You'll enjoy this.
This next one is by Ghost.
You'll enjoy this.
What is this?
This next one.
Man, not this again, man.
Why?
This one.
Why are you doing this again?
Man, why?
This one.
Why are you doing this, man?
I'm fucking tired of it.
There's nothing fucking money about this, son of a bitch!
There's nothing fucking money about!
Why do you keep donating this on that?
Why?
Why do you keep donating this?
I'm not chilling.
Why do you keep donating this?
I'm not chilling.
Why do you keep donating this?
I'M NOT CHOKING, WHY DOES YOU GET TOO sizes of all?
YOU PUT IT OFF YOUR HEAT?
Why are you song magic?
Why do you get tired of this?
I sathing buraya.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH Turn this shit out.
Turn it off.
Can you all stop with this garbage, man?
This is not funny, all right?
It's not funny.
Everybody, shut up.
It's not goddamn funny, man.
Welfare State Critique00:03:08
Buy that for a dollar.
We love Brooke, Nico Angel.
All right, all right, that's great.
Boomerverse technology.
Is this what the show has become?
A sad wheelchair-bound boomer arguing with himself.
No, fuck you, asshole.
All right?
It's you, damn trolls, that make my show a circus sideshow, man.
All right, you son of a bitch.
And take a whiff of that while you're at it.
Now, this next one is by Lactasia's best waifu.
I can only imagine what this is.
What is this?
Hold on.
Lactasia's best waifu requested this.
Hold on, put the PC shot on.
What is this crap?
This video explains how to use WIC checks.
Are you kidding me?
Are you joking?
As a new WIC participant, you're probably wondering how to get your WIC food.
Oh, we'll see this in the next video.
Look at this welfare food items printed on them.
welfare checks to a wick-approved store in montana to find a wick-approved store look for the sign wick accepted here near the store's front entrance all right get this crap Your WIC office will also give you a little bit of a please.
Let's get this crap out of here.
And you know, that's why I'm not even joking.
I don't feel sorry for the poor in America, all right?
My ass bleeds for the Po in America when you've got 80% of the world right now living on a dollar a day, the equivalent of one US dollar a day, 80% of the world is living on, and you've got people in this country that are collecting WIC, that are collecting welfare.
Oh, yeah, great.
All right, shut up, Oliver Carswell.
I know what you did the last time.
You got people that are out here with free housing.
All right, they're getting all kinds of benefits.
And then you've got these stupid idiots that are like, yang, yang, yang, yang.
I want my $1,000 a month neat bucks.
I mean, it's no wonder.
It's no wonder why a lot of people in the international community don't like America.
All right.
I'm not even kidding around.
Just imagine the poor, impoverished people in the third world looking at American so-called poor people, bitching about how they want more money in their pockets.
All right.
80% of the damn world living on $1 a day while you got some ungrateful freaking autist idiot saying, I want my neat bucks, $1,000 a month.
Yang gang.
Yang gang.
That's why I don't feel sorry for anybody in this country.
I'm not even kidding.
You know who I feel sorry for, really?
I feel sorry for the working man.
All right, that's who I feel sorry for.
I feel sorry for the working man.
I don't feel sorry for any of these poor people.
Only in America are, and go to any impoverished area in your town right now.
I challenge you.
Go to any impoverished, so-called impoverished area in your town and count how many fat people are waddling around at there.
All right.
I mean, how do poor people get fat?
Working Man Sympathy Only00:15:56
Huh?
Only in America do poor people get fat in the ass.
I'm not even joking.
No wonder the rest of the world fucking hates us, man.
I mean, good God.
I'm Poe in America, baby.
I'm Poe in America.
I'm Poe.
I need more money.
I need more.
I need more neat bucks.
I need more welfare.
Trump equals albino EDMN.
What the hell does that mean?
What does that mean?
When someone sends in another 12 bucker.
Well, you forgot to put in the link, you dumb broad.
You forgot to put in the link, all right?
Typical women behavior.
I don't, you know, I'm not blaming you personally.
Anyway, this next one is by aesthetic.
Hold on, hold on.
What is this?
This is the next.
What is this?
If I had my 1,000 young bucks a month, I would become a member of the Inner Circle TV.
Let me tell you something.
If Yang Gang ever existed and $1,000 a month was actually given out, the membership for the inner circle would be $1,500 because remember, if everyone gets $1,000 a month, then $1,000 a month becomes the new impoverished standard.
That means everything price-wise is going to go up.
And $1,000 is going to be meaningless, you stupid morons.
But of course, what do you idiots know?
You people are idiots.
You still live with your fucking parents at 30-something years old, for Christ's sake.
The fuck am I talking?
It's like I'm talking to a bunch of morons.
All right.
Anyway, let's put the PC shot on.
This one was requested by aesthetic.
All right.
And what is this called?
The longest dating requirements list.
Oh, God.
I could only imagine.
Go ahead, put it on.
Her list of requirements.
So let's check them out.
He must be between 30 and 45.
30 and 45.
Oh, must be financially stable to take care of me.
No children.
5'10 or lucky.
No hookups or flings.
Must be ready to settle down.
No roommates, non-smokers.
Must love desserts.
What's the deal with the desserts?
Well, okay, that's a really important one because I'm the founder and CEO of my own frosting company.
And so it's an all-national gourmet project.
Get off yourself.
Women, get off yourselves.
No trade shows and making money.
I'm the CEO of my own frosting company.
Totally a deal breaker.
What?
Totally a deal breaker.
Totally a deal breaker.
Okay.
What's the rest of the list, Harvey?
Look at these.
Must be honest, reliable, reliable, sweet and kind, quick-witted, romantic.
Good God.
Must pay on the first date.
No flowers on the first date.
Must be a social drinker.
Must never wear sweatpants.
I mean, those are basics.
He can't wear some of that.
You know what I would say?
I'd say, bitch, you're lucky I'm even talking to you.
Do you understand that?
I mean, okay, great.
You're CEO of your own frosting company.
Great.
All right.
Why don't you tell me how much you're making per year on that frosting company, huh?
Are you distributed nationwide every grocery store and cake shop across America?
I don't think so.
Huh?
I mean, give me a freaking break, woman.
You know what this woman needs?
All right, she's already halfway there.
She's making frosting, right?
So she's already in a kitchen.
She needs to be well-directed in that kitchen.
You know, there's to be a man that says, hey, look, you see these kitchen appliances?
Here, here's the directions.
There's the directions to all of them right now.
All right.
Start learning.
All right.
And put her in front of like Bobby Flay and, you know, the food network and tell her to start taking notes on some goddamn recipes for a decent steak.
You know, for some decent cuisine out here.
All right.
And then maybe she'll get half that crap that's on her list out there because she'd be worth doing such a thing.
You know what I mean?
Anyway, let me move on for Christ's sake.
I mean, hold on.
Hold on.
Does the list continue?
I mean, I'm tongue-tied here.
I'm stumbling over my own tongue because I can't believe this three out of a 10 actually wants all this crap.
Let's skip it up to the next goddamn part of the list.
Okay.
All right.
Here we go.
Let's see.
Must be adventurous, must be.
Oh, shit.
Look at this crap.
Must be a planner.
Can't be self-centered.
Can't be cocky.
Wait a minute.
If you're asking this man to be all this, how can he not be self-centered and cocky if he's supposed to be all this quick-witted?
He's supposed to be romantic and charming and can't own a dog from a breeder.
All right.
I've had enough of this crap.
I'm not giving this any more airtime, this stupid dumb bron.
I'm the CEO of my own frosting company.
Yay!
Oh my God.
All right, let's move on.
I got to keep going with this crap.
All right, this one is TN Apostle.
I hope it's the real TN Apostle and not some goddamn troll that requested this.
All right, let's go ahead and see what we got for TN Apostle here.
What is this?
Oh, yeah, baby.
All right.
I think, you know what?
This is good.
I think we can do this.
All right.
Go ahead and put the PC shot on.
I love this song, baby.
I love this song.
Let's play it.
Let's play it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's right, brother.
I'm Hulkamania, and I'm going to take these 24-inch pipelines, and I'm going to shove them right up your mother's ass.
And I want you to take your vitamins, and I want you to say your prayers because the Hulkomaniacs out there, I got all the Hulkamaniacs out there, brother.
Yeah.
That's the hulkster.
Had his wife taken by an 18-year-old kid.
That's right, brother.
All right.
I don't mind being cooked by an 18-year-old, brother.
I'm still making money, brother.
I'm still taking my moderns.
I'm still saying my prayers, brother.
Hey, let's all sing it together.
I am a real American.
Oh, I didn't need to see that, Hulk.
Wait a minute.
Take that off.
I am a real American.
Fight for what's right.
Fight for what's right.
Yeah.
That's right, brother.
We're fighting for what's right, brother.
So come on over here and take a look at my 25-inch python armpits.
You got it, brother.
Yeah!
All the Hokemaniacs out there are going to be out there and they're going to be running wild on all of you, brother.
I got something to deep inside.
Let's see it, Sherry.
I am the real American.
Fight for what I'm not sure every man.
I am the real American.
Fight for what's right.
Fight for what's right.
Turn it off for Christ's sake.
And by the way, NWO for life.
All right, let's go.
Let's move on for Christ's sake.
And hey, shut up, all you people that are out there that are talking garbage about me because I'm singing along to this song.
Hey, all right, hey, hey.
This is gay as fuck, but at least he took down Gawker.
This is gay.
Shut up, Nico.
All right, go shove it up your ass.
And speaking of Nico, this is your fucking goddamn video that's about to be put up, even though you only put up $11.99 when it's actually $12, you idiot.
All right?
All right.
I mean, like I said, for them pesos, I'm an a-hole, okay?
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have here?
We got, yeah, Nico Angels next.
Jesus Christ, what is this?
It says Templeton Face Reveal.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
You son of a bitch.
Go ahead and put it on.
This is Nico Angel, this son of a bitch.
This is.
I'm in the midst of a thunderstorm, and you idiots are doing this.
Yeah, Templeton Face Reveal.
Real funny asshole.
Real funny.
Real goddamn funny.
All right, I've had enough.
Just shut up.
All right.
I'm in the midst of a storm right now, dude.
This is not funny, man.
There are major thunderstorms going on around me, and I'm still doing this broadcast, and that's why I want my respect.
Ghost NWO shill confirmed.
Shut up.
I'm not a fucking NWO shill.
All right, just shut up.
All right.
I'm not an NWO shill.
Just shut up.
What is this?
Here's Duva, dude.
Oh, a special announcement from the outer circle.
Oh, yeah.
Let's see what this is.
All right.
The outer circle.
You know what they call the outer circle, right?
You know, because, yeah, never mind.
Let's just continue.
What is this?
All right.
Special announcement for the outer circle, for Christ's sake.
What is this?
Put the PC shot on.
And look, there's freaking Jackler's jack himself off logo for Christ's sake.
What is this?
Are you sick and tired of being an outer circle member, but having no way to represent us as a group?
Well, that isn't a problem anymore.
Introducing the all-new outer circle merch.
It's all new.
It's all shirts.
Shirts everywhere.
We got mugs.
We got shirts.
We got tight cap to ban Captain Desi.
Are you shitting?
Turn this shit off.
Are you kidding me?
Are you goddamn kidding me?
Goddamn Jackler, you piece of shit.
Jesus, type fucking cap to ban Captain Dessey Mervin.
Shut the fuck up, man.
All right, everybody, just shut up.
Especially you assholes out there.
I'm the outer circle.
Yeah.
Spaghetti.
Yay!
Spaghetti.
Cap asshole, shut up.
Leave Captain Desi alone, man.
He's a good boy, didn't do nothing.
He's a good boy, didn't do nothing.
For Christ's sake.
All right, this next one is by Alien Egg-Laying Fetish.
Alien lay.
What the fuck?
Alien egg-laying fetish.
I don't understand what the hell.
Hold on, what is this?
Hold on, what is this?
I'm almost afraid to fucking see this.
I mean, what is this?
Hold on, put it on.
What is this crap?
What is this?
Hi, I'm Dawn, and I want to talk to you today about just- Oh my god, turn this shit off!
Oh my god, no!
Ghost exposed yet again.
Oh my god, no!
Who the hell donated that?
Alien egg-laying fetish, you son of a bitch.
You goddamn son of a bitch, man.
Oh my god.
And whoa, whoa, wait, hold on.
My lights just flickered right there.
For Christ's sake, I better not be losing power out here.
I'm on my $5,000 computer.
CX in the chat.
Look, CX is dead.
All right.
CX is over.
I don't know why you keep putting that in the chat room, all right?
You know what you should be putting in?
You should be putting in Capitalist Army for life.
That's what you should be putting in there, boy.
Not some goddamn CX fucking tarred fucking autist bullshit.
All right.
It's freaking capitalist army for life, baby.
You understand that?
Long live the capitalist army.
Long live the capitalist army.
You're goddamn right.
Give me my drink.
And cheers to all those that are putting in the capitalist army for life, baby.
All right, what else do we have?
Meme magician requested this.
And what is this meme magician?
Hold on, what is this?
Oh my god.
Did you put this because I said that you people want to ride a comet into space and commit suicide like the Heaven's Gate cult?
Anyway, Meme Magician obviously knows who the Heaven's Gate cult is because here is their little suicide video.
I don't know if y'all remember it, but here it is.
We're going to play part of it.
It's very long.
We're going to play part of it.
Go ahead.
It's Me Magician that requested this.
Play this Heaven's Gate cult.
The planet Earth is about to be recycled.
Your only chance to survive is to leave with us.
This was an actual cult, folks.
This is the leader.
This was the leader.
Who is us?
I'm Doe for starters.
And I have in front of me a number of students or my classroom are in old language a couple thousand years ago, disciples.
Those who are trying to prepare themselves for entry into life-eyed freak above human.
Synonymous with the kingdom of God, the kingdom of heaven.
We're going to talk to you about the most urgent thing that is on our mind, and what we suspect is most urgent.
Believe it or not, this was the leader of the Heaven's Gate cult.
And he convinced all these people to commit suicide.
We'll title this tape planet Earth about to be recycled.
Your only chance to evacuate is to leave with us.
All right, that's enough.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
And for all those that don't know, after this video, him and I think about, what, 30 or 40 people that were belonging to his cult, they drank some weird Kool-Aid and they all went into their beds and covered themselves up with some kind of space cloak and all died with each other.
Now, what it came out after investigating this cult and what happened, this son of a bitch was actually dying of cancer, according to reports.
And that's why this son of a bitch was like, the only way that you can save yourself is to leave with us.
Yeah, my name is Doe.
I'm not even joking around.
This guy was dying of cancer.
That's why he decided that, you know, he wanted to take a whole bunch of people with him.
All right.
Anyway, that was actually a good video there, meme magician.
I'm glad that you put that so that people could get acquainted with this sick-ass cult that killed itself.
I think this was the late 90s is when this happened.
The Heavensgate cult did this.
So anyway, let's move on.
Dr Amigo Cancer Story00:03:40
This is Dr. Amigo.
Dr. Amigo.
What is this?
What is Doc?
Is this a fucking commercial?
Is this a goddamn commercial for Christ?
Put it on.
Look at this crap.
Wait a minute.
Is that Mario?
What the hell?
Hold on.
This is Mario.
I mean, where in the hell is Nintendo here, dude?
I would be all over this on a fucking copyright infringement.
That is trademark infringement and all that shit.
He's even talking like Mario in Spanglish.
Oh my god, he's even talking like Mario in Spanglish, for Christ's sake.
He's talking Mexican, and he's still talking like, Mitch, me, Mario.
Jesus Christ.
And who is this?
This next one.
I mean, where's Nintendo for that?
All right.
They're so busy to be sticklers on people who stream their video games.
And now, you know, it is what it is.
And this is out of Texas.
They just informed me in the chat room that this is out of Texas, for Christ's sake.
This is obviously by the border or something, right?
This is obviously down there in like fucking Harlingen or, you know, El Paso or Laredo or some shit, right?
I mean, it's got to be, all right?
It's got to be.
All right.
Anyway, once again, this next video was requested by Man Bear Pig.
Man Bear Pig requested this.
Hold on a second.
I got to take a drink of beer.
Hold on.
I don't know what's going to happen next.
All right.
And shut up.
It's not in San Antonio.
All right.
It's not in San Antonio.
I would have seen it.
I would have known about it.
Sit there and shut your mouth.
All right.
It's not in San Antonio, you piece of crap.
Jesus Christ.
Wait, in Houston?
Are you kidding me?
In Houston?
I didn't realize it was in Houston, for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, they got a lot of weirdos in Houston, man.
You know, they got a lot of weirdos in Houston, for Christ's sake.
And not only that, isn't Houston like kind of a liberal city or something?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, look, am I still on the air here?
Am I still on the air?
I hope the damn thunderstorm didn't take me off the air.
I need some more beer before we continue here.
All right.
Before we get to the next one from Man Beer Pig, let me go ahead and get some more beer, baby.
All right.
Nice cold beer, baby.
Nice cold beer.
And listen, I mean, not only am I drinking just a pallet, you damn troll terrorists and cyber vermin, all right?
But let me tell you something.
I'm drinking because it's Bowler Friday.
Let me go ahead and open this.
And for you people that are new, listen to the broadcast.
I'm going to tell you what Baller Friday is.
Let me just pour this.
Let me just pour this beer in here.
All right.
And once I pour this beer in here, I'm going to tell everybody out there who's listening what Bowler Friday is all about.
All right.
Baller Friday is that day of the week where us capitalists look back upon the week and bask in our success.
Bask in our salary.
Bask in our wages.
Bask in our capitalism.
That's what we do, baby.
That's what us capitalists do.
That's what Baller Friday is all about.
Pouring Beer For Baller Friday00:07:00
All right?
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Wait a minute.
Hold on just a second.
Hold on a second.
Let me go ahead and are we are we back?
Are we good?
I think we're good.
Are we good here?
Hold on.
Let me just see what the hell's going on.
Okay, I think we're good.
All right, here we go.
Driving down the road in a truck.
Jesus Christ.
This one is by Man Beer Pig.
Let's go ahead and put it on the screen there, boys.
Oh, here it is.
A truck of peace.
Driving down the road in a truck of peace on a dizzy highway.
Driving down the road in a truck of peace.
Who do you think will pump into today?
Oh, yeah.
God.
All right.
All right.
And wait, hold on.
I didn't click that.
God damn it.
I didn't click that shit.
God damn it.
Take it off.
Take it off the screen for heaven's sake.
All right.
What's going on here?
All right.
Is something happening?
Hold on a second.
Let me go and see what's going on here.
Something happening here.
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
I know what happened.
All right, here.
Let's replay.
Can we replay this?
Okay, what the hell?
Are we not getting donos?
What the hell's going on?
I didn't turn off the donos, man.
What the hell's going on?
Here, let's do this.
Here it is.
I won't be able to donate $12 for this.
I hope you can forgive me, but...
I won't be able to donate the $12 for this.
I was wondering what the hell...
Hope you can forgive me, but you have to see this.
It'll make you very angry.
President Trump will be saying English dubbing himself in the anime, Inuyashiki.
Meme Magic is Real.
Look, I can't do that.
All right.
I do that for you.
I got to do that for everybody.
And that's not, you know, I can't do it, dude.
You got to do the 12 bucks.
LOL, it's a clinic?
It's a clinic in Houston.
I mean, what are they doing at that clinic?
Are they operating on people's crotches or what?
What is this?
Dr. Knockers.
Hey, ghost, if I donate 300 bucks, can I bypass the inner circle slot and take a trip to the woodshed instead?
Take a trip to the woodshed instead, for Christ's sake.
I mean, come on, man.
Come on.
Jesus.
Take a trip to the woodshed instead.
All right.
This next one is by Senpai.
All right, Senpai.
All right.
I don't know why the hell.
I don't know why you say Senpai.
I'm not your fucking Senpai.
All right.
So just back off with that crap.
All right.
Senpai donated.
Yeah.
Oh, Christ.
More anime crap, dude.
Why are you doing this?
Why do you people like this crap so much?
Look at it.
Play it.
What is this?
What was it you were saying about its purpose?
Oh, to be honest, the purpose of that image recording function is to monitor my health.
What the hell?
Specifically, I make Kibo use that function every day to analyze my turds.
What?
You're what?
What?
Analyze your turds.
Shit is a great indicator of intestinal health and gut bacteria quality.
All right, that's enough for Christ's sake.
They made an anime out of inspecting one's own excrement for Christ's sake.
Is that what y'all are doing?
Huh?
You listen to Anime and you're like, you know what?
I've got to inspect my turd.
I've got to inspect my turd because I like it.
I like inspecting turds.
Just shut the fuck up.
All right.
Just shut up.
And by the way, I just poured my beer.
Cheers to Brooke once again if you're listening, man.
Hope everything's going all good for you.
Cheers.
Thank you once again for the 25.
I appreciate it.
And me, magician, even though you requested my goddamn show, cheers to you.
Pray for Jacksonville.
What is this?
You skipped my dono, you shekel goblin.
Breaking news, Jet Airliner has been down in Jacksonville.
Capitalist Army Inner Circle taking credit.
Hey, pray for Jacksonville.
I didn't skip it.
You just put two bucks.
All right, two bucks puts you on that little notification little box under ghost.report.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
And there's Macho Taco.
My brother just came over because he bought a church and some crazy woman moved in claiming God told her it was her church, so I had to wrestle a crazy lady out of the church.
What the fuck are you talking about, Macho Taco?
Hell are you talking about?
Anyway, let me take a sip once again.
Me, Magician, Brooke, Cuckler, TN Apostle, the rest of the folks in the inner circle, the Capitalist Army.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
All right.
This next one is by Oliver Coswell.
I hope that he has a decent link going on.
I'm telling you.
Oliver Coswell over here, for Christ's sake, God.
No.
No, not a link to my own show.
Not again.
No, no, no.
Come on.
Come on.
I mean, I'm tired of this man.
I mean, give me a fucking break.
I'm going to get out of it.
I got it.
I got to get out of it.
I got to get out of it.
I'm tired of this garbage, man.
I'm tired of this garbage.
I mean, why are you doing this?
Here's the remaining fish.
I mean, why are you doing this?
Here's the remote fish.
Oh, my God, man.
Dude, why?
Why do you all think this is funny?
Why?
Why?
Why do you all think this is funny?
Why?
Why?
Why do you all think this is funny?
Why?
Why?
Jesus Christ.
You know what?
Give me my freaking belt, Christie.
Give me my belt.
Jesus Christ.
I'll take your answers to the wood shit.
And I'm taking your answers to the woodshed.
Write it out.
I'm taking your answers to the woods.
Damn it, man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Damn it, man.
Good boy.
Yeah.
I ain't made a man to you yet, boy.
Give it a.
Yeah.
I ain't made a man of you yet, boy.
Give it a maid of you yet.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Don't look at me.
Taking Answers To The Woods00:16:05
Yeah.
Yeah.
Don't look at me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Look at me!
Look at me!
You son of a bitch!
Son of a bitch!
I ain't bring a marriage yet, boy!
I ain't bring a marriage!
I ain't bring a marriage!
Man, you son of a bitch!
Man, you son of a bitch!
All right, turn this off for Christ's sake, man.
Turn it off!
All right, turn this off for Christ's sake, man.
Turn it off!
All right, turn this off for Christ's sake, man.
Turn it off!
All right, turn this off for Christ's sake, man.
Turn it off, Oliver Coswell.
What the hell, man?
What the hell is your problem?
And look at that.
Every time I take you, SARS sacks of crap into the woodshed, and you want it!
You people want it!
Just some guy, ghost, I'm 26 who is lonely.
I don't understand how people get dates.
I'm depressed because of it.
I feel jealous of others in relationships because they somehow figure it out.
Got any advice you can give on this subject?
Yeah, why don't you go out, get some good threads, okay?
Comb your hair, take a shower, you'll wash your face, shave your neck, beard, okay?
And by the way, look at yourself in the mirror and figure out what kind of a guy you are.
And if you don't have women spontaneously trying to talk to you in real life, because remember, women, even if they're in the range of four to ten, they're still approached by gentlemen.
They're still approached by men in many capacities.
Shout out to everyone in the IC.
Everyone in the chat are a bunch of autists.
Oh! Oh!
Ha ha ha ha!
Watch the triggering happening right now in the chat room, baby!
Watch the triggering in the chat room.
Oh my God.
Anyway, just some random guy.
You need to look and see whether or not you're a good-looking guy.
You're a fat guy.
And even if you are not a good-looking guy and you're not a fat guy, you need to lower your standards a bit.
You can't think that you deserve an 18-year-old piece of Kate Upton ass when you don't have the looks or the capitalism to get it.
4 to 10 is a little young for me, but you do you ghost.
I'm talking about 4 to 10 on a goddamn scale of looks, you moron.
Hey, black hat.
Hi, ghost.
How are you?
Sorry, I'm late.
I just got back from hell.
Can you start over?
Just gotta say, by the way, I saw your granny and she sends her regards.
Oh, fuck.
You son of a bitch.
You son of a bitch, dude.
Don't talk about it.
You donated 25 bucks to talk shit about my granny, you piece of crap.
What kind of a person are you?
What kind of a person are you, man?
Anyway, this next one is by subscribe to Hopaloo, whatever the hell that is.
What is this?
Oh, Jesus.
What is this?
Oh, Jesus.
Is this some furry garbage?
Is this some furry crap?
Put it on the screen.
What is this?
Right.
Extra noses pounces on you, ooh ooh you so warm.
Couldn't help but notice your balls from across the floor.
Jesus Christ.
I mean you gotta be kidding me man.
You so much.
Take me home, penny, and make me yours and don't forget to start.
That's enough.
I'm not.
Oh, my God.
No!
Take it off!
Take this garbage off, man.
Freaking furries.
I'm sick and tired of you, furries.
What did I tell you, fur?
I told you that you furries are nothing but a bunch of fatties and uglies that are using your stupid fursuit so that you don't have to show off your disgusting, fat, ugly body and still participate in deviant sexual activities.
That's all it is.
That's all furries are.
Don't you ever forget it.
And you can quote me on that.
They're a bunch of garbage.
Jesus Christ.
And here's Gurak saying ghost exposed.
What is this, Gurak, you son of a bitch?
All right, ghost exposed.
What is this, Gurak, you dumbass?
God damn!
Stop giving me a link to my own show, man!
Stop giving me a link to my own show!
I'm gonna tear this girl!
I'm gonna get it tired!
Get in front of a bitch!
You son of a bitch!
Stop donating my own link!
To my own show!
Stop donating my own link to my own show!
To my own show!
Stop donating!
Stop it!
I'm not joking, you son of a show!
I'm not joking!
Son of a ghost!
God damn all, you tall terrorists and cider vermin!
You're a bunch of sick!
Internet people!
Cyber vermin!
You're a bunch of sick!
Internet people!
Spider-Vermin!
Jesus Christ, shut it off, man.
Shut this crap off, man!
Jesus Christ, shut it off, man!
Shut it off!
Oh my God!
I'm so sick of that crap, man.
Oh, yeah, ghost exposed.
Yeah, real funny Gurak.
Give me my drink All right I've only got a couple more of these, and I'm getting out of here.
I'm going to stop doing this, is what I'm going to do.
I'm going to stop doing this.
I'm going to stop doing it because you people don't appreciate the fact that it's thunderstorming out here, and I'm putting my $5,000 PC at risk for you!
For you, people!
And do you people care?
Do you people give two rats asses?
Mark Anthony!
Jesus, I came in at an odd time.
I hope your weekend gets better.
Keep capitalizing, dude.
Hey, you know what?
Thank you very much, Mark Anthony.
I appreciate it, man.
Every time you guys donate the link to Ghost's Show, you spend $12.
Just wanted you to know what you're doing with your life.
Go shove it up your ass, all right?
Go shove it up your ass, all right?
People can do what they want, all right?
These people are big people, they need to do what they want.
What is this?
S to spank, get spanked by ghost, press S to get spanked by ghost.
Jesus Christ, you son of a bitch.
All right, look, I'm gonna move on, all right?
The fake Jackler, even though he only paid five bucks before, he paid another six bucks, so he's gonna get his plate here.
What the hell is this?
Let's go ahead and what is this?
Hold on, what is this?
Oh, no, not this again, please, man.
No, Anime Donald Trump asshole.
Anime Donald Trump for Christ's sake.
Just play it, man.
Jesus Christ.
We used all our power.
Oh, Jesus.
I'm making me belch.
Mankind is being tested.
Is this what Japan is thinking about damn Donald Trump?
That's my president there.
I have no regrets.
The rest of you losers can go do whatever the hell you want.
Yeah, no shit.
The rest of you losers can go do whatever the hell you want, man.
because you people are making fun of my president, and I don't appreciate an enemy Trump.
Whoever the hell drew an enemy Trump needs to...
I'd buy that.
What?
What, Macho Taco?
What?
All right?
Since you're giving free advice, why don't you take a shower?
How long should I wash my sack?
Live action and sand and tone.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Can you just hold on?
All right.
All right.
That was the fake Jackler that requested that.
All right.
Hold on.
Who is this?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Dark meme magician girl, piece of shit.
God damn it.
I was just about done with this shit, man.
I was just about done with these.
But of course, you all.
You know what?
I want to donate some more because I want to make those madness.
Wow.
For Christ's sake.
All right.
Now, this one right here, this one should be very interesting because this is by Twilly Atkins.
And Twilly said, shout out to everybody in the inner circle.
Everyone in the chatter, a bunch of autists.
Oh.
And listen, I want to be honest with you, okay?
I don't understand why y'all turned against Tweely.
Okay, so she's in the inner circle.
So what?
Okay?
So what?
I mean, don't you understand?
Once people get in the inner circle and they understand how serious we are in there and the kind of intellectual discussions that we have, the intense discussions, all right?
That's why people are like, you know what, I think Ghost DC is pretty cool.
Washing my sack now.
Tell me when to stop.
Jesus, shut up, all right?
Just shut up, Macho Taco, all right?
Believe or not, I actually like ghosts, so I don't mind giving him some shekels now and again.
Well, told off, who the hell who the hell told that idiot off that was talking garbage?
All right, this is the Twilly Atkins one.
Let me see what this is.
Oh no, what is this?
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me, Tweely?
What the hell is this?
Are you kidding me?
Take this off.
Take this goddamn garbage off.
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Show this and react to it.
You're the best ghost.
Hey, thank you, Mark Anthony, and I hope that it's not nothing too gross, man.
That's all I've been getting is just a bunch of freak show garbage.
I don't know if that was the real Twilly Atkins or what.
I don't know what the hell that was, for Christ's sake.
Press D to dump ghost out of his wheelchair.
I'm not in a wheelchair, asshole, all right?
I'm not in a goddamn wheelchair.
Now, Black Hat, he donated $25 to listen to whatever I'm about to show here.
I want to say cheers to Black Hat, even though, you know, you're kind of a trolly son of a bitch, but thank you for the $25.
Twilly is also an autist.
All right, let me just play black hats here and then stop boat just like old times.
I've been waiting for this pain.
Boat anyway, let me go ahead and play black hats once again.
$25 dono.
What is this?
What do we got?
McNo!
What is it?
Are you joking?
No, man.
Not this shit again.
Not this shit again.
Not this crap again.
Not this again.
Not this crap.
I got him!
I'm a hanging hot.
I'm a hanging.
I'm fake and doing it.
Oh, my God.
I feel it.
I'm going to do this.
I'm going to do this.
I want you all to stop.
I want you all to stop doing this.
I want you all to stop doing this.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Turn it off.
Turn it off.
For Christ's sake, man.
Enough.
Enough, man.
I've had enough of this shit, man.
I'm serious, man.
Jesus Christ, you're making me so fucking upset.
I'm belching, man.
I'm freaking belching, man.
Give me my drink, man.
All right.
I've only got a couple more of these for Christ's sake.
Let's keep donating as you are.
No!
I want you all to stop doing that, man.
That's fucking stupid, and it just ruins the show, man.
It freaking ruins the show.
You goddamn urinal cake-curating, socialist, schlonghead-sucking, piggish, power-bottom fruit bowl pieces of garbage.
All right.
I've got a few more of these, and that's it, for Christ's sake.
I've got a few more of these, and I'm done with this crap, man.
This next one is by someone who calls himself live action in San Antonio live action in San Antonio.
What the fuck is this?
What is it?
Live action in Shit!
YAYAK!
Yo!
Stop donating me, my own!
Stop donating me!
Stop!
Turn it off, man.
Turn this shit off.
Turn it off, man.
Turn it the fuck off, man!
Good God, you sorry sacks of trash, man.
You sorry sacks of trash, man.
Man, you're turning my goddamn Bowler Friday into a bunch of shit, is what you're doing, man.
Stop Donating My Show00:07:56
You know that?
You're turning my Bowler Friday into a bunch of crap.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Was considering joining the IC, but after seeing simulator player 23 get scammed out of 300,000.
He didn't get scammed, man.
Shut up.
He got his link.
He just forgot to fucking click it or some shit.
Tommy for Map.
The hell are you?
Oh, yeah.
You talking about Tommy Robinson?
You're damn right.
All right, Tommy Robinson, man.
Hopefully he gets elected and we'll see what happens.
This one is by Dark Meme Magician Girl.
What is this?
Here, what is this?
Dark Meme Magician Girl is this.
Wait a minute.
Dark Meme Magician Girl, why did you put a link to this show?
Why did you put a link to it?
Why did you put a link to the show?
Why did you put it on a link to Bitomix?
Dark Meme Magician Gray.
Why did you program to turn this shit off?
Jesus Christ, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Ghost, some streamer named Scuffed Alex Jones is ripping off your show.
He even has an engineer.
Yeah, well, yeah, who cares?
All right.
Scuffed Alex Jones.
Get the fuck out of here with that crap, man.
All right.
Freaking dumbass Ice Poseidon called me a stuffed, scuffed Alex Jones, and I don't really appreciate it.
You know that?
And let me tell you something, Ice Poseidon.
You're coming down here, Texas.
This is my turf.
Do you understand that?
This is my turf.
This is my turf.
All right, now I'm telling you all right now.
You all better, you better just, you better respect Texas, boy.
You better respect Texas, boy.
All right, this next one is by all, oh, Jesus Christ, Oliver Carswell.
This better not be what I think it is, man.
This better not be what I think it is.
This better fucking be what I think it is.
It fucking is, man.
It fucking is, bitch.
It's all of you, bitch.
Out of the bitch, it's all dead.
Why?
Why?
Out of there.
You son of a bitch is going to my baller Friday.
You know the live bitch, I'll run it off Friday.
You know my live bitch, I'm gonna get my baller Friday.
God damn it!
You know that I'm running out of ball and God damn it!
You ruining my baller Friday!
You ruined my ruined Friday!
You ruined my ball in Friday!
Do you hear me, dammit?
You ruining my baller Friday!
Do you hear me, dammit?
You ruining my baller Friday!
Do you hear me, dammit?
You ruining my baller side!
You ruining my bowler Friday, man!
You're ruining my bowler Friday, man!
Turn it off!
Goddamn Oliver Carswell, goddammit, man!
God damn it!
I'm getting so sick of this garbage, man.
I'm getting so sick of this crap, man.
Do you understand me?
I'm getting so sick of this crap.
Who the hell is this?
Oh, yeah, Mark Anthony did it.
He did this.
Mark Anthony requested this.
And thank you, Mark Anthony, for the 25, man.
And thank you for the 12 dono for this one.
Let's see what Mark Anthony wants to say here.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Is this what the hell is this?
What in the blue hell is this?
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
The older Sengeli know that it's just a matter of time before they call out.
I'm freezing my nuts off.
Damn.
The cold is making everybody crinkier.
You have no idea what I'm going through.
You're in a warm recording studio in LA getting paid tons of money.
Not enough.
I'm sure it's a respectable amount.
What?
Not enough.
I don't give a shit.
What the hell?
I'm freezing my nuts off.
All right.
Well, hold on.
All right.
We get it.
Mark Anthony, what the hell is this?
This is where you choose to live.
Joe?
Are you an idiot?
Why would I choose to live in 80 below weather?
May I continue?
How can I stop you?
You're in sunny California, and I'm in Antarctica freezing my nuts off.
All right, all right.
We get it for Christ's sake.
We get it.
Good God, man.
Come on, dude.
Come on, man.
I'm telling you, man, it just never gonna end, is it?
It's just never gonna end.
And you think that I'm gonna come back for a Saturday night troll show tomorrow?
Huh?
You all actually think that I'm gonna come back for a Saturday night troll show tomorrow.
I mean, are you kidding me?
All right, this next one was requested by boat.
Boat requested this one for Christ's sake.
What is this?
All right, this next one was requested by boat.
What the hell is this?
Are you kidding me?
What the hell is this?
God damn you, boat!
God damn you, boat!
Shut off!
God damn you, boat.
God damn you, goddamn you, goddamn you, man!
Real funny, boat.
Real goddamn funny, you sorry, Saka.
Real funny.
Real funny.
What do you want, Dr. Knocker?
This is how things are gonna work, you waste of sperm.
I'm going to donate this $300, and you're going to take me to a fucking Dallas Stars playoff game.
What?
This isn't a fucking option.
You don't like it?
Then maybe Mrs. Ghost will take me.
Go shove it up your ass.
I'm not going to a goddamn hockey game, dude.
All right.
I don't even know hockey.
I don't get hockey.
All right.
I don't watch hockey.
All right, dude.
All right.
Calm your goddamn butter cheeks up.
All right.
Anyway, this next one is by Sen Pai.
Senpai requested this one.
And you know what?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Boat, first of all, boat, that was a son of a bitch.
And then Sen Pai, really?
Look at this.
Senpai, what is this?
True.
You locked yourself in the commode?
You should have said so earlier.
There's no way she'd actually say that.
Gosh, you are so insensitive.
She locked herself in the bathroom for that long.
There's no doubt.
It's shit.
What the hell is this fixation?
There's no way she'd admit it.
There's no way she'd admit she was taking a shit.
Hey, weren't you guys taught any basic manners?
All right, that's enough.
I mean, are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me, man?
Oh my God.
All right, this one right here.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Tommy Robinson Religion Peace00:03:40
Man, look, stop, man.
Stop donating to 12, man.
Just stop it, dude.
All right, I'm tired of doing this.
I really am tired, dude.
I mean, I've got fucking thunderstorms going on around me right now, man.
You're lucky I'm even here, but I'm still here, man.
Just stop!
Just stop!
I'm serious, man!
Just stop this shit!
Oh, for Christ's sake, man!
For Christ's sake, man!
JESUS FUCKIN' FRACK AGH JUST FUCKIN' STOP MAN PL- Please, man.
I'm almost done, man.
Just stop.
Just goddamn stop, please, man.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
This next one is by Tommy.
He says, Tommy for MEP.
What is this?
Oh, yeah.
Let me tell you.
Tommy Robinson.
I saw this today.
I saw this today.
And let me tell you something.
It is sad that Tommy Robinson, a man who actually cares about his country, who's putting himself, his family, and everything on the line just so that he can try to save whatever remnants that's there of Britannia.
Anyway, I'm going to show a little bit of this.
And like I said, I'm down with Tommy Robinson.
And let me tell you, Sargon of Akkad, I'm glad both these gentlemen are out there running and they're trying to show this goddamn disgusting authoritarian regime that they call a UK government that they're going to use their own tricks against them.
Stop with the fucking rebroadcasts.
It pisses ghost off, but it also gives everyone else a headache.
Come back when you have better material.
Oh, man.
Come on, dude.
Come on.
Come on.
All right, let's watch Tommy Robinson.
Look, he was out on the campaign trail and gets attacked for no reason just because he's Tommy Robinson.
Go ahead and play it.
Play this.
Look at this.
Yesterday, my campaign trail took us to Warren.
The footage you're about to see now will completely contradict everything you've been told.
You're damn right.
I saw it, Tommy.
I saw it, dude.
About what happened that day.
From the minute we got there, we faced violent opposition.
I saw it, dude.
as a young Muslim agitator, aggressively comes towards me and is held back.
Twice.
Hey, but he's a part of the religion of peace though.
He's a part of the religion of peace, no.
He's a part of the religion of P-Snow.
And you know something?
The police did nothing to all the people.
You saw the beginning.
They did nothing to the people that assaulted Tommy Robinson.
What a bunch of garbage.
What a bunch of garbage.
Anyway, look, I'm sure it's a long shot for Tommy Robinson to get into parliament, man.
But, you know, even if he's just one member of parliament to cause some goddamn havoc out there, I mean, you know, he needs to be in there.
I'm not even joking around.
Trollsman Penis Music Rant00:11:09
Stop telling us what to do, loser.
Man, you're the damn loser, boy.
You're the goddamn loser.
Don't be sitting over here talking garbage.
Son of a bitch, calling me a freaking loser.
I'm not a damn loser, but you're the loser, all right?
You're the damn loser.
Islam is a religion of peace.
Don't let a few hundred million bad apples spoil the bunch.
A few hundred million?
All right, that's it.
All right, let's move on, all right?
This is Black Hat.
He donated another one here.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
This is something that has to do with me.
Hold on, put it on the damn screen.
Put it on the damn screen, man.
We got Eric Code 903, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, ghost, come on.
Please give us a third hour.
Double dip into your heart and find a conscience, man.
Come on.
Shut up.
Shut up with the double dipping crap, man.
I'm tired of this crap.
I'm tired of it.
Enough of this crap.
813 Radio Graffiti.
Is that Exona Cox?
Yeah, more music from the penis in the house.
More music from the penis.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
So I'm out of here.
Get me out of here, engineer.
You son of a bitch.
All right, you know what, us.
Shut up.
I don't want to hear any more of this crap.
I don't want to hear any more of this garbage, man.
I am not.
And I want to repeat this so it gets through your goddamn heads.
I am not in a wheelchair.
I am not in a damn wheelchair, you son of a bitch.
God damn it, man.
Christ!
Oh, my God.
All right, who is next?
And I want to get done with these as fast as I possibly can.
What?
What?
Hey, ghost.
Tyler Seguin of the Dallas Stars here.
Heard you aren't into hockey.
I'm not.
Well, maybe if you lived lavish like me, you would actually get out of your Section 8 housing and have a good time at American Airlines.
I'm not in a fucking section anyhow.
Shut up your ass, all right?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Hey, ghost, Jamie Benn here, captain of the Dallas Stars.
What the fuck?
Would you like to attend game five of our series against the blues on Sunday?
I have glass seats for you and a guest.
Cheers, I don't even what am I supposed to say to that?
I know that's a goddamn troll.
What am I supposed to say to that?
What?
What's up, man?
Please look up the YouTube video, Ola Anglund Flood Solo and Outro Cover.
The song is by Pantera.
Put these trolls to rest and show them god-level guitar shredding that witches dime mother mother bag barrel.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Real funny.
You're talking about floods?
Are you talking about floods and the great Southern Trendkill album?
All right, let me move on.
All right.
Who the hell do I have?
Shut up.
What is this?
Gotta go to work, so this will be my last dono.
Love you, ghost.
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
I've got a whole bunch of these now, man.
Are you sure?
Anyway, this one's by meme magician.
All right.
He said, ghosts, some streamer named Scuffed Alex Jones is ripping you off.
He even has an engineer.
What is this?
Who is this?
Alex Jones is ripping you as if he even has a fish.
OH YOU, SON OF A BITCH, STOP THIS FUCKING.
OH YOU, SON OF A BITCH, STOP THIS FUCKING, STOP IT.
That's enough man, shut it off.
Oh my god, I'm tired of this crap man!
Can you all stop?
Can you all just stop, man?
You cuckhold connoisseurs.
Just stop, man.
Please, this is getting stupid, man.
This is getting ridiculous, man.
This is getting goddamn ridiculous.
I'm going to go on to the next one, man.
I just want to get done with these, man.
I'm so tired of this crap, man.
Come on, dude.
Please.
I just stop with this.
Stop, stop.
This next one.
Who the hell, who is this?
This is boomer versus technology.
Whatever the hell this is.
Go ahead and put it on, engineer.
Ghost versus hell, this is.
Go ahead and put it on, engineer.
Ghost versus Tennessee.
Go ahead and put it on, engineer.
Ghost versus Tim, son of a fucking bitch.
Ghost versus Technology, son of a fucking bitch.
Man, I'm getting so tired of this, man.
You goddamn trollsman.
You're so cute.
You goddamn trollsman.
You're so cute.
You goddamn trollsman.
You're so cute.
You goddamn trollsman.
Dude, this is my second.
Look at all that only.
Oh, man.
Look at all it only.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
All right.
Shut this garbage off already.
Shut it off.
Shut it off.
Shut me off.
Shut it off.
Shut it off.
Shut me off.
Jesus Christ, man.
Twice in a row, assholes.
Twice in a goddamn row, man.
Enough!
Jesus Christ, what's the next one?
So we can get done with this crap.
Who is this?
Clever screen name.
Clever screen name requested this crap.
What is this?
What the hell is this?
It's a beach party, Vietnam.
Surfing with the son of a bitch.
Stop talking about being fucking named.
Stop talking about being fucking named, man.
Shut up.
Yeah, real funny.
Yeah, clever screen name, you son of a bitch.
Real funny asshole.
All right.
I'm fucking tired of you guys, man.
I'm so fucking tired, dude.
I mean, I'm not even joking around.
I shouldn't even be here, man.
I should have just taken the night off and I should have just, you know, spent the evening with Mrs. Ghost in Templeton.
All right.
I could have been watching a movie right now, for Christ's sake, all right?
Splorch.
Another 12-bucker, dude.
I don't want to do these anymore.
I don't want to do them anymore, man.
Stop.
Just fucking stop, man.
Jesus Christ.
The next one, what is this?
Nemesis.
Nemesis requested this one.
Nemesis what is this Just wanted to say thank you for the years of entertainment Been listening since 2011, but in the UK, so can rarely listen live.
But been up getting blasted tonight and about to have my last drink.
So cheers to you.
Hey, cheers to you.
Cheers to you.
And hold on before we go.
Yo, chum.
And you've been gnomed.
We're going to play that in a second.
All right.
We're going to play that in a second.
But hey, who donated that, man?
Who donated that?
Cheers to you, Dakota.
All right.
Cheers to you, my man.
As a matter of fact, let's go ahead and get some more beer while we're at it.
Hell with it.
It's a Baller Friday, for Christ's sake.
It's a Baller Friday.
Let's get some more beer, man.
Let's get some more goddamn beer for Christ's sake, man.
And you want to know why.
All right.
Aside from me having to deal with all you troll terrorists and cyber vermin, it's Baller Friday.
All right.
All right, man.
This is ice-cold beer, baby.
I love, I love ice-cold beer.
I love my beer cold and my chicken wings flaming hot, baby.
You understand?
And that's another thing, man.
I mean, I could have ordered in for some chicken wings right now.
All right.
And look, it's already 11:30.
I'm not going to be able to get any goddamn chicken wings.
It's raining.
It's storming out here in San Antonio, Texas.
And yet, I'm putting my $5,000 computer on the line so that you sons of bitches can still listen to the broadcast.
All right.
I mean, that's why I'm telling you.
Give me my respect.
Give me my respect.
God damn you.
Give me my respect.
You know what?
I need a shot too.
I need another shot.
I need another fucking shot.
Let's do another fucking shot.
All right.
I'm not even joking around.
Johnny Walker gold label.
Oh, yeah.
Let's go ahead and shoot a shot here.
Yeah, baby.
All right.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Cheers, Ghost.
Let's have that shot for Bali.
You're damn right.
Hey, cheers, Dakota, baby.
And cheers to the capitalist army.
Cheers to the inner circle.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
Here we go.
Another shot.
Another shot, baby.
Cheers.
All right.
Ah, yeah.
That's what I'm talking about, man.
So we got a new field.
We got filled beer.
Got freaking beer cans all over the place.
All right.
Just took my shot.
Gnome Request Disgust00:05:41
Now let's listen to the nemesis' request.
It's looked at a gnome and you've been gnome.
Hold on, what?
We wish to welcome the newest member of the outer circle, Captain Desi.
Type 1.
Thank Dessey for his service in Korea.
Are you kidding me?
You're fucking lying.
You're trolling now.
All right.
I'm not going to say that name.
Let's go ahead.
Put it on.
Put it on.
Hold on, old chum.
I'm going to grab him.
I'm going to blim.
Look at the gnome.
I'm a gnome.
And you've been known.
All right, that was Nemesis.
He requested that one.
All right.
All right.
What else do we have here?
All right.
This is Thomas the Tanky Engine.
Thomas the Tanky Engine.
Oh, that's great.
All right.
I can only imagine what the hell this is going to be.
Thomas the Tanky Engine.
What is this?
Thomas the Tanky Engine.
Yeah, real swift.
All right, what is this?
Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
No.
BronyCon Adventure Day One.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
What is this?
What up, everybody?
Let me Doritos.
Sorry.
What?
We've gotten out of the airport and we are in a hotel room in Baltimore.
Oh, my God.
What the hell?
Oh, we are right next to a new casino.
The horseshoe.
Oh, my God, dude.
You know what?
I don't want to see any more of this.
I don't want to see any more of this.
Baltimore.
Oh, my God.
City of Baltimore.
Right there.
All right.
I've had enough, dude.
Just Jesus Christ.
I mean, that's cringe lord right there, man.
That is cringe lord.
That is cringe lord, dude.
Oh, my God.
Jesus.
I mean, I don't even know what to say after watching that clip, dude.
I mean, hey, your autism is showing, kid.
All right, let's move on.
This is straight shot a king.
Straight shot a king.
Just request.
Oh, fucking more anime, dude.
More goddamn anime.
Straight shot a king.
You guys are sick.
I'm only going to play a little bit of this.
What is this?
Look at this.
What is this?
What the fuck?
Turn that shit off.
Turn that shit off.
Man, this is fucking disgusting, dude.
I mean, straight shot a king, you piece of shit, you piece of crap.
You piece of crap.
Anyway, this one is by Oliver Carswell again.
I hope this is not the same shit, but he did it for 22 bucks.
Let's go ahead and take a look at what the hell he's requesting here.
What the hell is this?
Let's go ahead and take a look at it.
No!
What the hell is this?
No!
Damn it!
I'm tired of this crowd!
I'm tired of this cloud!
I'm tired of this crowd!
I'm tired of this crowd!
I'M TIRED OF THIS OFF, MAN!
Shut it off!
Shut this crap off, man.
Shut it off, man.
Yeah, real funny, Oliver Carswell.
Real faith.
Yeah, real funny, man.
Oh, my God.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Play this.
That's $25 now.
That's $25.
Who the hell are you, Zoomer Hub?
I don't even know who the hell you are.
I don't even know who the hell you are.
Oh, my God.
No, yeah, you got 20 bucks.
I look at you.
Yeah, Zoomer, Zoomer, Zoomer.
Yeah, I see you.
All right, I see you.
But I got to play yours right after the N-worder.
The N-worder, for Christ's sake.
Kamas, what the hell are you talking about?
All right, let me get to the N-worder and play the N-worder.
Can't wait to join you and rape some noobs together.
Halo on PC, huh?
It's out.
It's out now?
It's out now!
Anyway, let's continue on, man.
I'm almost done with these.
Please, no more $12 don't.
And thank you very much, Mark Anthony, for the 20-bunker, man.
I appreciate it.
Let's continue on.
Who the hell is this?
Kamas.
Kama Seuss requested this.
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
Wait, wait, what is this?
Kama Seuss.
Hold on.
What is it?
Put a PC shot on.
What is this?
What the hell?
Dr. Seuss.
Hey.
Here we go.
You see it?
In my pocket.
Walk it in my pocket.
Okay.
Walk it in my pocket.
There's a walk it in my pocket.
What the hell?
I'd buy that foot dollar.
Bring me the fun.
Walk it in my pocket.
Or a neural in your bureau.
Or a buzzet.
In your closet.
Sometimes I'm doing something.
There's a jerk in the curtain.
Dr Seuss Walk In Pocket00:05:00
Sometimes I'm devil killer.
There's a zuck behind the clock.
And that zip up on the shelf.
I talk to him myself.
I see.
Yeah.
Talk to him myself.
It's the kind of house I live in.
There's an ink up in the sink.
Jigging that zep up in the lamp.
And they're nice, I really think.
Some of them are friendly like that yacht up in the back.
Some of that yada in the bottle.
Some are friendly.
Some are not.
My sable on the table and that gear under the chair.
Drink that buffo on the sofa.
Well, I wish he wasn't there.
And those numbers in the cupboards.
Yeah, they're fun to have about.
And the one I'm really scared of is the bug under the rug.
Gangster.
It's the bug under the rook.
Another Pantera ballad.
Yep.
On the steps.
They are great to have around.
There are many, many other friends that have found.
There's the teller and the teller and the teller.
Man.
And that gilly on the ceiling.
And that zower in my shower.
Show her pillow on my pillow.
I can talk to him for hours.
I don't care.
Puba, leave it.
That's the kind of house I live in.
The trap.
Hope I never leave it.
You can't come.
You're forbidden.
Come back.
Care.
Puba, leave it.
That's the kind of house I live in.
Yeah, hopa.
Never leave it.
You can't come get forbidden.
That's it.
Man.
There's a bucket in my pocket.
I tell you, man, I got to give it to black people.
They're such musical people, aren't they?
That was just awesome.
You know, that was just awesome, dude.
All right, they're just such musical people.
I'm telling you.
I don't, you know, anyway.
Let me move on.
This one right here is by Naru.
All right, Naru, hook this one up for heaven's sake.
Hold on, give me my goddamn drink here.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Johnny Walker gold label.
What the fuck?
The only Johnny Walker your poor ass could afford that's gold is second harvest.
Oh, go shove it.
Save up your EBT if you want booze that wasn't flowing from another man's meat hose.
You're a piece of crap.
All right, just shut up.
There's Tim McCrab.
Steam Elements doesn't know what a line break is.
This is the first one.
This one on second.
What are you talking about?
I'm only going to play one of them, you son of a bitch.
All right.
I'm only playing one of them.
You're lucky I even took you off the goddamn band list.
Can you all fuck off with these initiation process?
Can you all fuck off with this, man?
I'm not even joking, man.
Can you all fuck off?
All right, Nauru requested this one.
Who gives some advice for me?
I want to start recording music, so I need this 16 gigabytes laptop for $1,000.
I have the money for it, but it's a serious investment.
I have my guitar, amp, pedals, and interface.
All I need is this laptop.
Should I get it?
Uh, no, you should be able, depending on what kind of phone you have, you should be able to download an app that can help you record the shit just as good as a laptop at this point.
I'm not even joking.
I mean, if you're just, you know, trying to space out a guitar and a vocal.
Okay, this is 40.
Play this if you even care about dime bag.
This is 40.
What are you talking about?
This is 40.
You need to donate 40.
Hell you talking about Jesus Christ.
Anyway, like I was saying, you know, unless you're going to, you know, be really, really serious.
I mean, you know, just get a phone.
I'm not even joking.
The phone, you should be able to get an app.
You should be able to do all that stuff.
I mean, if you're really serious about it, instead of paying a thousand bucks to a, you know, laptop, you could probably use about maybe three or four hundred of it at a regular studio and get an engineer to kind of lay down the tracks for you and things of that nature.
All right.
So anyway, I'm just telling you.
Anyway, Nuru, play the rest of the Nuru.
Spaghetti!
All right, that's enough.
All right, Naru, real funny idiot.
All right.
All right, this next one is by Dark Meme Magician Girl.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
The first $12 donation didn't space the text from the link properly.
The second donation has the full proper link.
The second $12 donation also has another video.
I don't see you, Tim McCrab, anywhere.
I'm going down the list.
I don't see you.
I don't see you.
Uh-oh.
I don't see you.
Bump Stock Safe Space Debate00:03:39
I don't see you at all.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
I don't see you donating all night.
All right.
Thomas, I have a theoretical question for you.
If a kid fell into Templeton's enclosure, would you have the balls to put him down like they did to Harambe?
Shut up.
Okay, this is 45 Play This if you even care about Dime Bag.
All right, calm down.
I got a whole bunch of them to play for Christ's sake.
All right?
And hey, Tim McCrev, I see you.
I see where you did it.
All right.
Hold on.
I see, you know, it says, hey, hold on.
It says, bringing the funk.
All right.
I got that one.
All right.
So you're not next, but the next one after this one.
All right.
This one's Dark Meme Magician Girl.
All right.
Dark Meme Magician Girl.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Hey, Tom, Ben Bishop, goalkeeper for the Dallas Stars.
I got you and the entire chat tickets for the upcoming Dallas Star.
Right.
Captain Desi Baggie.
He received email says that he's not allowed due to touching little boys Fucking troller All right.
Shut up.
This one is by Dark Meme Magician Girl.
Put the PC shot on.
They're bringing drugs.
They're bringing crime.
They're rapists.
Oh, I don't know what I said.
Ah, I don't remember.
Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States.
He's a war hero because he was captured.
I like people that weren't captured.
You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes.
Really?
You know what?
That's not funny at all.
All right.
This is the greatest American president in American history.
Donald Trump is the modern-day George Washington.
I mean, do you understand that you're living in the best of times, the best economy, the safest America's ever been, and you people are still bitching?
You people are still bitching.
You're having it so good in this country that you got to make up fucking problems.
Oh, I want a safe space.
Oh, women don't get paid as much as men.
Oh, the LGBTQ wants to go after your children.
Oh, stupid idiots.
I'm telling you, you make me sick.
I don't understand how Trump does it, dude.
I mean, I would literally, after all what the hell you people have done to this man, I wouldn't be so optimistic.
I'd purposely do something to troll you idiots because you people are ungrateful.
You people are ungrateful for this man.
You know that?
You people are ungrateful.
This is the greatest American president in American history, man.
There's nothing going on right now.
There's nothing to bitch about.
You people are inventing stuff to bitch about.
You understand that this country is going so good that you people want safe spaces?
I want a safe space.
Yeah, why don't you go to Africa or South America or to Asia and try to go demand a safe space from those governments, huh?
Why don't you go try to demand a safe space and see how far you go?
All you LGBTQ folks, why don't you go to the Middle East and be openly gay out there and see what happens to you?
Huh?
I mean, this is the safest place for all the groups of people that are bitching.
Go to any other goddamn, go to any other country.
Take the unk out of the end of the first videos link.
What are you talking about?
I don't even know what you're saying.
All right.
Demand Safe Space Globally00:03:27
Anyway, this is Mark Anthony.
He donated 20 bucks.
I should say.
He donated 20 bucks for this one to be played here.
He did bam bump stock.
Who the fuck gives a shit about a bump stock, dude?
Bump stocks are dumb.
All right?
You don't even shoot accurately with them.
I mean, if you wanted to turn a semi-auto into an auto, it's like a spring.
If you know how to put together guns, you could do it yourself.
Jesus Christ, you people are idiots.
Oh, you're my bump stocks.
I mean, who gives a shit?
You know how many different types of variants of converting semi-automatic fire to fully automatic fire there are?
I mean, there's one where you could pull over the trigger and then just wind up a fucking like a little arm.
You know, and I mean, people are idiots.
All right.
This one is Mark Anthony.
He donated 20 bucks for this.
He donated 20 bucks for this one.
This looks like a Halo 2.
Is it on PC or is it going to be on?
I know that they're going to put one out, but had they done it?
I don't know if they've done it yet.
All right, go ahead.
Let's put it in there.
Go out.
The spirit of my heart.
We let it go a little more.
Halo 2.
Yeah!
All right, take it off the PC show.
Halo 2 coming to a Xbox near you.
I sound like one of those movie guys, right?
Coming to a theater near you.
Somebody is sneaking into somebody's bed.
I don't know, but it looks like somebody's sneaking in my bed.
It looks like somebody has slept in my bed.
It looks like somebody has slept in my bed in the bastard still there.
Could restring his guitar 10 times over.
Play it.
I've got a whole bunch of shit to play, you impatient prick.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm about to play.
I got a lot of things to play.
All right.
Why don't you fucking hold your nuts?
All right.
And calm your tits.
All right.
Hold.
I mean, just calm your tits.
Calm your tits.
It's coming soon.
You know?
I mean, come on.
Maybe I'm the, maybe I'm the new dude that does that, right?
Maybe I'm the guy that is narrating movies.
You know, I mean, give me a break.
Anyway, let's move on.
All right.
We got Tim McCrav.
Tim McCrab over here.
Let's go ahead and play what the hell Tim McCrab is doing.
What is this?
Wait a minute.
Roanoke Colony History Lesson00:02:26
Hold on.
What is this, Tim McCrab?
There's no doubt that white people...
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
No doubt that white people.
There's no doubt.
Shut up.
I'm trying to put it back, you fucking fruit.
What is this, Tim McCrab?
What is this?
There's no doubt that white people have done some truly horrific things to other races throughout history.
But please understand that that was not me.
That was not my friends.
That was not my family.
I don't know.
I'm not a four generations apart.
White people came to North America and treated the First Nations people horribly.
No, no, no.
Hold on just a second there, hipster.
Okay.
First of all, when the first English settlers came here, it was the they settled in Chesapeake.
Actually, it was the first colony at Roanoke.
And y'all, if y'all don't know the first colony at Roanoke, they just magically disappeared.
Now, many speculate that the Indian savages chopped their heads off and ate their hearts or whatever they did.
But the first English settlement in North America was the Chesapeake colony, okay?
Remember Captain Smith, right?
It was Captain Smith that brought the Chesapeake colony.
And who did they meet when they landed in Chesapeake?
They landed and they met the Potcahan, the Potahan tribe, the Potahan tribe.
That's where we get the whole Pocahontas story from.
And the Potahan tribe negotiated with the English settlers and the Potahans gave them land.
They gave them land.
And once the Potahan tribe started seeing that the English settlers were making domesticated use of the land, this is where the term Indian giver comes into play.
You know, hey, you Indian giver, this is where it comes into play because once the Potahan tribe saw the Chesapeake colony, you know, domesticating animals, you know, growing crops, etc., the Potahan tribe got pissed.
And that's when they started going against the English.
And, you know, what are the English that were there that had a deal with the Potahan tribe supposed to do?
They're going to fight back.
They're going to fight back.
So don't sit here and give me this garbage that, oh, once the goddamn English came in, that we just started, you just started slaughtering people.
I mean, get the hell out of here, all right?
Canadian Bacon Tribal Cuck00:03:08
Get the hell out of here.
Stupid idiot.
It wasn't me.
I didn't do slavery.
And when the white man came over here, they did horrible things.
Beat them, abused them, put them in residential schools, and did all other sorts of horrific things to them.
But please understand that that was not me.
Yeah, you know what?
I want to be honest with you.
You don't look, you know, you look a little Jewish, you know?
I mean, there's nothing wrong with being Jewish, but I mean, you know, come on, dude.
I don't know why you're doing this.
All right.
You don't look, you know.
Anyway, let me move on before I say something stupid.
All right.
Anyway, let's move on.
All right.
Oh, he's Canadian.
He's a Canadian bacon piece of garbage.
I mean, why the hell is even, he's even bringing this up?
All right.
I mean, the Canadians, let's just be honest, the Canadians cuck to the damn tribes.
It's getting to the point where whenever I hear the term white people, I know it's going to be one of two dipshits.
The self-flagellating guilty audience apologizing for something he never did or the alt-right moron who can't shut up about Jews.
I agree, Ashley.
I agree.
You know, I'm looking at this guy, and, you know, of course he's Canadian.
I mean, don't you understand the Canadians, remember the French colonies were there, and that's when, you know, the United States.
Yeah, anyway, I don't want to go into the whole history of it, but those goddamn French, they hooked it up with the damn tribes out there in Canada, and they helped peddle fucking pelts out there.
You remember that?
They helped pedal pelts.
And that's how, like, you know, the tribes and the French coexisted.
They were peddling pelts out there.
So I don't know what this Canadian bacon maple leaf up the ass having humping a dead moose Canadian bacon trash is talking about.
All right.
But let me tell you something.
I'm tired of you Canadians.
I will never forget after 9-11, this was like a week after 9-11, 2001, there was a hockey game in Canada.
And you sons of bitches, when they played the American national anthem, you son of a bitches booed.
You son of a bitch is booed, and I'll never forget that.
That's why I want to be honest with you.
I know I have a lot of people that listen to me in Canadia.
But excuse me.
But I'm going to be honest with you.
I think that what Trudeau has done, and if you don't know what Trudeau has done, he has sold all the Canadian oil or excuse me, gold reserves.
I mean, Canada had a fairly decent gold reserve, for Christ's sake.
Sold all the gold reserves so that it can fund his little immigration policy.
And if you take a look at Canada, I mean, go take a look at Canadian.
I mean, there's no such thing as French Canadian anymore.
Nigger.
I don't condone that racism.
Look, there's no more French Canadian anymore.
I mean, there's every variant of all kinds of people all over the world.
There's no French Canadian anymore.
Trudeau Gold Reserve Sellout00:04:52
I'm serious.
So I'm just saying, you know, Canada is almost gone, dude.
Canada is almost gone.
So, you know, you guys can sit here and talk all the garbage you want, but I mean, Trudeau has made you bow down to multiculturalism by force.
And, you know, how did he do it?
He's like, hi, I'm Justin Trudeau, and I look like a little fruit bowl.
Play dime, damn it.
Play my list.
Hey, I'm going to play it.
Shut up.
Shut the fuck up.
I'm going to play it.
God damn it.
Just shut up.
All right.
We get it.
I'm going to play it.
Shut the fuck up.
Anyway, this next one is by Jamie Williamson.
I can only imagine what the hell this one is for Christ's sake.
Ah, how quaint.
How quaint.
I just made a mimic of this, and now y'all found it, huh?
Y'all have found it now, huh?
Put the PC shot on.
Go ahead and play it.
Play that.
But put the mute, put the volume up, play it.
I am the great Cornholio.
TP?
Hey, for my bunghole?
I need TV for my bunghole.
I need TV for my bunghole.
TP for my bunghole.
I need TV for my bunghole.
Tee me for my bunghole.
I must get TV for my bunghole.
Teepee for my bunghole.
TP for my bunghole.
Pretty good.
I need Tippy for my bunghole.
CP!
You must give me your CP.
I need TB for my bunghole.
You will give me TB.
Give me your TV.
He will give me TB.
Are you threatening me?
All right.
We get it.
Yeah, thanks a lot.
Who the hell did Jamie Williamson requested that?
All right.
Jamie Williamson.
Now we'll play this Zoomer hub.
All right.
Even though he thinks I'm not going to play it.
I mean, calm down.
All right.
I'm playing it now.
I'm playing it now.
All right.
So just calm your ass down and calm your ass down, please.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have here?
How about yeah, Zoomer?
Yeah, we're Zoomer hub.
That's what we're playing.
All right, go ahead, play it.
But the BC Show.
The 10 solo.
That's Dimebag Daryl guitar as well.
Nail, nail, nail, nail.
Yeah!
This is metal!
This is metal!
That's pretty good dude.
That's a pretty good.
He's got those Dime Bags Daryl solos, dude.
It's pretty good.
He's pretty good, dude.
Pretty goddamn good.
All right, who else do we have here?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Dime Fag made a song for SpongeBob and was in DBZ.
Get fucked.
Dimebag didn't do that.
All right.
Dimebag didn't do that.
All right.
They're dead for Christ's sake, dude.
He was dead.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
Dimebag wouldn't do that.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Yeah, sips.
Yeah, go shove it up here.
I got your sips, asshole.
I got your goddamn sips, you son of a bitch.
Who the hell?
Wait, hold on.
Who is this?
This is Tim McCrav again.
All right.
Here's Tim McCrave, another, what is this Tim McCrave?
This is some Mexican stuff?
What the hell?
speak mexican great great video You can tell they had a big-time budget.
Los burritos?
Los burritos?
Tejano Music Slut Request00:14:36
All right, look, I don't speak Mexican.
And like I said, I don't like Tejano music.
All right.
And you want to know why I don't like Tejano music?
It's the same shit.
Did you hear that in the background?
I mean, do you hear that?
It's the same shit.
Me no queres, cingaso tuputo.
I mean, give me a fucking break, dude.
Choupla mi huevo con mi chorizo.
Hey, ghost.
Jim Montgomery here, coach of the Dallas Stars.
Ah, geez.
You've been selected to receive complimentary tickets to our upcoming game against the blues.
For more information, you can call this number 214-387-5500.
Come on out and support our show.
What the hell are you talking about, dude?
Jesus Christ.
And look, I'm not saying anything racist.
That's my personal opinion, dude.
I don't like Tejano, dude.
It's just, it's the same crap, man.
I mean, it's the same garbage.
I'm just saying, I'm sorry.
I mean, you know, it's, you know, Tejano's getting so out of whack out here that the Tejano station that they had here in San Ambonio changed its format because, I mean, you know, you hear one Tejano, you hear it all.
All right.
You hear one, you hear a pana, that's all you hear.
Jesus Christ, I'm sorry.
I'm belching a lot here because you people are making me upset.
All right, who's next for Christ?
Dark Meme Magician slut.
All right, here we go.
Dark Meme Magician slut requested this.
What is this?
She said that this is a inner circle initiation.
Inner circle initiation process.
What the hell is this?
Hold on, put it on the damn PC shot.
What is this?
Oh my god.
Are you kidding about an inner circle initiation process?
You stupid digital dish rag whore.
Are you kidding me?
Inner circle initiation.
Go shove it up your ass, man.
Go shove it up your ass.
Ghost having some fun outside.
Face with raised eyebrow.
I can only imagine.
I can only imagine, man.
Everybody knows Vietnam was faked by the government.
What?
Are you fucking you gotta be joking you piece of trash All right, you gotta be fucking joking me.
Are you kidding me?
Vietnam was fake.
That's almost as dumb as have you heard the latest thing by like some of these really freaked out flat earthers that Australians are just paid actors by NASA.
Have you heard about this?
That Australians are just paid actors by NASA.
So, I mean, give me a fucking break.
Give me my drink.
All right.
What?
Dime bag solo guitar live play me or die a sad death.
Die a sad death.
What the fuck you talking about?
Die a sad death.
What the hell are you talking about, die a sad death?
I've been playing your shit.
What are you talking about?
I'd buy that for a dog.
Play Boomer Hub.
Play Boomer Hub.
Can you just shut up, please?
All right.
Why don't you all just shut up?
All right, seriously, man.
Why don't you all just shut your stupid fucking holes already, man?
All of your orifices.
Just shut them.
Just shut it.
All right.
And by the way, this is the last video.
Thank God.
Jesus fucking.
No, no, no, no.
I got black hats.
I got black.
Hold on.
I got to do black hats over here.
My bad.
All right.
What do we have here?
Black Hat requested this.
All right.
Let's go ahead and see what the hell this is, Black Hat.
All right.
Oh, you fucking asshole.
Ghost having some fun outside?
That's what you fucking referenced in this video?
Huh, Black Hat?
Look at this.
Look, look at this idiot.
Look at this.
Oh, my God.
You son of a bitch.
Take it off.
Take it away ghost having fun outside, man.
Fuck you, man.
Fuck you.
I'm not in a goddamn wheelchair.
I don't know how many times I gotta tell you, pricks.
I'm not in a wheelchair, man.
I'm not in a wheelchair, you punks.
And look at them in the chat room.
They're fucking laughing.
They're laughing in the chat room.
They're laughing.
Hate the crap.
Fuck you, man.
They're laughing.
Son of a bitch.
Shut up in the chat room with your fucking laughing, man.
I'm not in a wheelchair, damn it.
I'm not in a fucking wheelchair.
Christ, man.
Oh, my God.
I'm so fucking sick of this stupid crap.
I'm so sick of it, man.
I'm so goddamn sick, man.
You fucking bastards, man.
I'm not in a wheelchair.
What?
Hey, Tom, you sound depressed.
Love the show.
Shove it up your ass, all right?
Shove it up of your ass.
Shove it up, your ass, man.
I'm just a guy trying to do a goddamn show, man.
That's all I'm trying to do is do a damn show.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Oh, hey, was that a video of when you fell and broke your ass bone?
Fuck you.
I'm like a scat man.
All right, you're a freaking escrime eater.
I don't know what the hell do you know.
What the hell do you know, man?
For Christ's sake, man, I need some more fucking beer for Christ's sake, man.
I need more beer, man.
For Christ's sake, I need some more fucking ice-cold beer.
Just a pallet, you punks.
Do you understand what I'm saying, turkey tits?
Huh?
You phallic fluffer, you belch breather, huh?
You seat sniffer, you pickled pricks, you cali-flowered cocks.
Do you understand me?
Give me my beer.
fucking christ you're making me belch man oh you son of a bitch man i'm I'm tired.
I'm getting tired of this, man.
I'm getting tired of this crap.
Oh, fucking Christ.
I'm giving you all a Baller Friday.
Do you understand?
It's thunderstorming right now.
I'm putting my $5,000 PC at risk for this episode 51.
Do you understand me?
Do you understand me?
Jesus Christ.
Jesus.
And shut up in the chat room, man.
Shut up in the damn chat room.
All right.
That's about it.
We're almost done.
We're almost damn done with this garbage.
This last one is Zoomer Hub.
He's been like, come on, I want you to fucking play this.
So let's go ahead and play it for old Zoomer Hub.
What is this?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
This is rare dime bag Daryl, baby.
All right.
I got you.
I got you, Zoomer Hub.
Take a look at this.
This is Dime Bag Daryl right here, baby.
Yes, and I want that guitar he's got.
You see that guitar?
I want to buy that guitar right there, baby.
You're damn right.
Woo!
Dime bag is metal, baby.
That's metal right there.
That's heavy metal.
That's heavy metal.
You're damn right, baby.
Woo!
I'm not even joking.
If anybody knows where to get that fucking guitar right there where he's playing.
I'll buy you, baby.
That's such a fucking collector's item right there, baby.
That's a collector's item right there, you sorry sacks of trash.
Yeah!
All right, turn it off.
What is this?
You thought you were done, but a fucking damn dark me magician slut.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Dime nigger fag bag.
You fucking asshole.
You know what?
Whoever the hell you are, you piece of crap, you know, you donate a lot of little stupid racism.
I guarantee you, you wouldn't say that out if you were walking in the middle of a group of minorities, all right?
I guarantee it, all right?
Son of a bitch.
I guarantee you wouldn't do that for Christ's sake.
And Zoomer Hub, right after I play that, you donate two bucks and tell me I'm a little girl, drink vodka.
What are you, a roostie?
I'm not going to drink vodka.
Are you kidding me?
Vodka is for wide-eyed dollars.
Oh, sip, yeah.
Yeah, I'm going to sip.
I'm going to sip.
Wow.
Nigger.
Right after I say that, you fucking do a rape.
You know what?
You piece of crap.
Let me just hurry up and do dime, or excuse me, dark meme magician sluts.
All right.
I'm tired of.
I'm tired of this one as well, man.
This one's a fucking like pimple on my ass.
All right.
It's like a pimple on my ass.
What is this?
Hey, what the freak, man?
I just sent another one and it didn't show.
It showed.
It said sip, you oh, black hat.
I just fucking played yours.
I just fucking played yours, you idiot.
What are you talking about?
Black hat, you don't.
Yeah, yeah, real funny ghost as in wheelchair.
Yeah, real funny asshole.
I just played yours, you dumbass.
All right.
It's of an old man falling out of a wheelchair.
Yeah, real funny, black hat, you son of a bitch.
All right, let's go ahead.
Let's put in dark meme magician sluts so we can get this over.
Well, hold on.
What is this?
What the?
What is this?
What is this?
Well, hold on.
What is this, dark meme magician?
Put the PC shot.
What is this?
It's me, Austin.
Oh, son of a bitch.
It's me, Austin.
It was me all along, Austin.
What the fuck are you doing?
What the hell?
You donate Vince McMahon?
And not to mention Vince McMahon, self-made billionaire.
You know, just saying.
Just saying, just like my president, Donald Trump.
All right, self-made billionaire, baby.
All right, self-made billionaire.
Now, thank God we are finally done after three hours and 38 minutes of a bunch of pricks wanting me to watch their stupid goddamn videos for Christ's sake.
Thank God.
Thank God it's over.
All right.
But you see how much time I wasted on you, sons of bitches, man?
Three hours and 40 minutes?
I wanted to talk about some things, man.
I wanted to talk about how it's time to investigate the Obama administration and its abuse of power in 2016.
All right, you send another one.
All right, I'll play it, Black Hat, because you did donate 25 and another 12.
So I'll play it.
All right.
I'll play it, even though you're, you know, kind of a trolley, son of a bitch.
Let's see what Black Hat has to play here.
What is this?
Oh, fucking asshole.
I'm not in a wheelchair.
I'm not in a wheelchair.
Put the PC shot on to this son of a bitch.
This is fucking horrible.
Some guy driving in the fucking lane of traffic in his wheelchair?
Oh, my God.
This is.
You son of a bitch.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
You're a son of a bitch.
This is what you wanted to donate, Black Hat, you piece of crap.
All right, that's enough.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Free chill.
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Let me see the next video really fast.
What is this?
What is this?
I have to do it.
I'm sorry.
What is this?
It was on the next video.
I had to see.
What is this?
Oh, my God.
No, man.
No, don't tell me.
No, no, dude.
He's fastening his seatbelt in his wheelchair.
Oh, my God.
No.
What are you going to do, dude?
What the fuck?
What is this?
Oh, he just fell.
He just fell.
Oh, my God.
Wheelchair Man Seatbelt Fall00:05:02
All right.
All right.
I mean, geez, take it off.
I'm sorry I even played that video.
Oh, my God.
And shut up.
That's not me in real life, man.
Shut the fuck up.
Tony Ghost Pro Wheelchair.
Are you fucking kidding me, Nico?
Tony Ghost.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Oh, lol, you died.
Lol, lol.
Shut up, you dark math magician slut.
Shut up.
Taking too long.
Taking too long.
Oh, Jesus.
Yeah, I know.
It's already three hours and 41 minutes, man.
I'm sitting over here.
I can't believe that you people have had me going.
Give me my drink.
All right.
I've been doing, I've been watching your fucking videos, all right, for the past three hours and almost 45 minutes.
I've drank copious amounts of alcohol, and yet I still can't get drunk enough to stop this.
So what I'm going to do is I'm going to break out the wacky tobacco, the marijuana, the reefer, the tetrahydrocannabinol, the pot, all right?
The endo, the chronic, the poo smoke.
Yeah!
Give me my pipe!
Where the hell's my pipe?
Give me my pipe, man.
I need my goddamn pipe.
Here it is right here.
Where's the top to it?
Where's the top to my pi?
There it is.
All right.
All right.
Where's my marijuana?
I've got two.
As a matter of fact, I got to call the Mexican kid tomorrow, all right, on the corner who sells candy apples on the corner over here to hook me up with some new stuff.
Now, I've got, once again, some blueberry Kush, and I'm going to mix it with a little bit of this Cookies OG.
All right, that's what we're going to do.
All right.
That's what we're going to do.
So let me go ahead and take some of this out here out of this Loudlock bag.
You know what I'm saying?
This one's in the Loudlock bag.
The other one's in the little pop-up plastic container, baby.
All right.
And listen, I'm really smoking tetrahydrocannabinol, the devil's lettuce, marijuana, pot, grass, reefer, poo smoke.
This is really what I'm smoking.
You people that are insinuating that I'm smoking something else like meth or crack or something.
You people are just a bunch of troll terrorist idiots.
All right, let me mix it up with a little bit of cookies OG here.
All right, let's just get a little blend going on.
You get a blend going on here.
Shut the fuck up, you fucking faggot.
Do you want me to end this show now, dude?
If you people are going to continue to disrespect me, I'm in the middle of a thunderstorm right now.
Give me my respect, damn it.
Give me my respect, all of you.
All right?
Give me my respect.
I deserve it, you son of a bitch.
And shut up.
I deserve it.
You in the chat room, I deserve it for Christ's sake.
All right, come here.
Where is this shit?
Where's the pie?
Where's my shit?
Buy that for a dollar.
Z to Zap $5,000 Obama PC.
My Corsier i-160 is not an Obama PC.
This is top of the line right here.
Do you understand?
And you know what I'm broadcasting from?
I've got a 49-inch ultra-wide screen monitor, VioTech 49-inch.
And I strongly advise everybody to get it.
It's awesome.
I mean, it is badass.
It looks like a space station in my office, dude.
And I've got it propped up on a block of styrofoam, believe it or not.
I purchased something, and it had this huge block of styrofoam in it that's like about a foot high.
And it's on there, for Christ's sake.
End it now, you baguette.
Don't you fucking dare.
Don't tempt me, you idiot, because I'll do it.
I'll damn it.
Don't worry.
Don't worry, ghost.
We'll make it up to you in the year 2020.
Oh, yeah, right.
Yeah, that's because Donald Trump is going to win, baby.
Donald Trump is going to win.
Just making sure those who don't work make it.
I know you're struggling, right?
Spend this five on detergents.
You need to wash your ass.
Wait, are you talking to me, Zoomer Hub, you piece of shit?
Are you talking to me?
Silver Chair Styrofoam Block00:14:08
And what is this?
Disable plus lightning equals...
Shut up, asshole.
And stop talking to me in goddamn emojis, you piece of crap.
What the hell did Evil Mira, this leftist piece of trash?
What the hell did, what the hell did Evil Mira donate for Christ's sake?
What do you want me to watch, Evil Mirror?
You long-haired, bed-weding, hippie piece of trash.
What is it?
What is it?
Here, let me paste this, Craig.
What is this?
What is going on here?
Oh, my God.
Evil mirror, you piece of shit.
All right, just play it.
Just play it.
Is this supposed to be like Angela Merkel?
All right, we get it.
We get it.
And by the way, I like Silver Chair, but let's be honest.
The first two albums were all right.
The ones after sucked a cock with it.
All right.
All right.
What else do we have here for heaven's sake?
I think that's about it.
All right.
That's about it.
I want to smoke some wacky tobacco, some tetrahydrocannebinol, some chronic, some indo, some grass, some reefer, some poo smoke.
All right, so everybody just stop donating.
Let me get to this.
Let me drink a couple of other ones.
All right.
And we'll, you know, we'll continue on.
All right.
We'll continue on.
And by the way, Silver Chair, they actually were national grunge type of a band out of Australia when they were 14 years old.
Okay, they were touring when they were 14 years old.
What is this?
Wash your ass, ghost.
Use this donation for soap.
It'll help.
All right, go shove it up your ass.
Go shove that up your ass.
How you like that?
All right.
Go shove that up your ass.
Give me my drink.
Give me my goddamn drink.
All right.
Now I'm about to.
Hold on.
Where's my where's my fucking toilet paper roll with the fucking fabric softener out of it?
Where is it?
Oh, here it is right here.
I'm sorry.
It's it's in the midst of all the cans.
I'm sorry.
All right.
Anyway, folks, what I'm going to do is I'm going to take a couple of smokes here.
I'm going to drink a little bit and we're going to go right into the radio graffitis.
All right.
All right.
You know, we're going to go into riding the radio graffitis.
All right.
Now, I've already packed my bowl.
I want to say cheers to the capitalists.
Cheers to the inner circle.
And you trolls, you know what?
I've got something for you, trolls.
Hold on.
Here.
Y'all take a whiff of this.
Hold on.
Here, I got something for you.
fucking try out here y'all take a whiff of that All right.
Y'all take a whiff of that, you fucking trolls.
All right.
Tired of you, sons of bitches, man.
I'm freaking tired of you, sons of bitches.
All right, I'm going to go ahead and smoke this.
All right.
I'm smoking this.
And you all, if you happen to be, you know, consuming tetrahydrocannabinol, go ahead and take a whiff with, or take a whiff.
Take a whiff.
I just take a smoke with me.
All right.
Here we go.
All right.
You ready?
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
Here we go.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Please let us keep taking whiffs, ghosts.
Oh, God damn it.
Oh, shit. Oh.
Oh, God.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
Whoa.
Wow, dude.
That's a hell of a blend there, dude.
Hit the brain like Cobain.
Ah, dude, don't go there, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Smells good.
Thanks, Daddy.
Needs more jalapenos.
You sick son of a bitch, scat man.
Good God.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
I'm into that ghost that turned me on.
Please let me whiff your stinky farts.
Oh, my God, dude.
I did that as a fucking insult.
And you people are sitting over here wanting to suck a fart out of my ass.
Fucking hell, man.
I'm sitting over here trying to get high, dude.
I'm trying to, you know, take the pain away that you people are inflicting on me with all your damn cyberbullying.
You know, that's what I'm trying to do here.
And you people are just fucking it up, man.
You keep pissing me off.
Now, who the hell?
Zed Commander.
Zed Commander donated this.
What the hell is this, Zed Commander?
What is this?
Oh, no.
Put the fucking PC shot for Christ's sake.
No!
What the hell?
I push against this force.
I want to.
Oh, he killed me, friends with his lurb.
Oh, my God.
Ghost looks him screwing the eyes and says, It will be legal in Texas to shoot niggers.
You son of a bitch!
Shut that shit off!
Shut it off!
You see what I'm saying with these splicing punks?
You see!
You see?
Damn it!
God!
Son of a bitch!
You see how they spliced my voice all the goddamn time?
Good God!
That wasn't me!
That was a fucking splice, man!
That was a goddamn splice!
And that was a sick, goddamn video, man!
It was sick!
It was goddamn sick, man!
Fucking sick bastards, man!
Look at this!
I'm losing listeners after that goddamn crap!
I'm losing listeners because they watch that sick garbage, man!
Give me my freaking beer, man.
Oh, my God.
That was a goddamn splice.
Don't believe these people.
If you're listening to this broadcast, don't listen to these people, all right?
Look at Zoomer Hub again.
Embrace the degeneracy.
You will never beat the troll army.
Shut up, all right?
Embrace the degeneracy.
I will never embrace your sick-ass degeneracy, especially when it comes to these goddamn cartoon fetish women that you people wax your carrots for.
It ain't gonna happen.
Jesus Christ, you're making me belch like I'm a fucking, like I'm some fat, jelly-ass bastard, man.
And I'm not.
I'm not a hambone.
I just want everybody to know that shit, even though you sons of bitches try to spread that around the internets.
All right.
I was watching some of these in real life streamers and commenting in some of the chat rooms.
I think I was commenting in yesterday's Ice Poseidon's little broadcast when he was talking about how he's going to move to Texas.
And I have people calling me a fucking hambone.
Oh dear.
I almost forgot to dislike.
Smash that thumbs down button.
No, don't listen to Nico, man.
Don't thumbs down this shit, dude.
Come on, man.
Don't thumbs down this stuff, dude.
I mean, come on.
I give you all four, five, six, seven hours of my life every time I do this broadcast, man.
You should be kissing my ass.
Do you understand, you enema bag, cleaning, used dental, damn-wearing, foreskin, muzzle-loving, milky-licking, cauliflowered cock-having, zombie, coot-sucking, shitty, bloody underwear-collecting piece of crap?
You should be kissing my ass!
Give me my freaking.
Let me, I need to smoke some more.
All right, I need to smoke some more, for Christ's sake.
I've got to hold it in.
You gotta let it hit the brain, dude.
Oh, shit.
Not at my fucking PC for fuck's sake, dude.
God damn it.
Man, I gotta dust this PC, man.
I'm not even joking.
I gotta get one of those fucking airblowers.
And just, you know, just.
All right, man, shut up.
Stop laughing at that shit, dude.
It's not funny, man.
Hold on.
What?
No, no, a pick of ghost.
And wait a minute.
Zoomer Hub donated two bucks.
Ghost ever sniffed a she-male booty?
It's a millennial's dream.
Oh my god, is that for real?
Is what Zuber Hub just said is for a, that's a, that's a millennial's dream to sniff a she-male ass?
Oh my god, what a but what kind of sick fucking people are listening to me, dude?
And why are you listening to me?
I mean, y'all guys are sick and y'all listen to me.
I mean, why?
Why, man?
I'd buy that.
What, Weena?
Ghost, what's up, you fucking slut?
Just spent most of the day moving into my new house, no DOXXPLS.
Also got an offer to a new job the other day.
Gonna go celebrate with some brews and blunts.
Happy Baller Friday and cheers to you and all my friends in chat.
Yeah, well, I don't appreciate you calling me a slut, Weena, all right?
And I hope that you're actually moving into a new house and becoming a capitalist and not being some fucking putting a condom on a G.I. Joe and sitting on it, prostate massaging asshole, all right?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
I'm a chew?
Ah, fucking 12 bucks.
Can y'all stop with these 12 buckers, dude?
All right.
Jesus Christ, can you all just stop?
Anyway, this one is by Picks of Ghost.
All right.
Picks of Ghost requested this shit.
All right.
What is this?
What is this?
Hold on.
How about you son of a bitch?
You son of a bitch.
This is not something.
How about 574?
I think we already called on 574.
How about no, we didn't.
574 radio graffiti.
This is True Racist Radio.
True Racist Radio.
I am your host, the man they call ghosts.
The badass of Lynch Mops.
Give him racism or give him death.
That's it.
Seriously.
Broadcasting from his coat in the Gulf of Texas.
We sum the beaches, do you?
And now he'll take it from here.
Your host, the Grand Dragon of Grand Dragons.
The man they call True Bang.
Damn it, you freaking son of a shut shut it off, dude.
I'm not.
I don't know how many times I've got to tell you people on the internets, all right?
I'm a melting pot of friendship, all right?
I'm a nice guy.
I'm not a damn racist.
You people keep insinuating that.
You're spreading that slanderous lie all over the internets.
And let me tell you, I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black.
All right?
I mean, you know, my homies that come in here every now and then.
My boys Tyrone, Archie Lee, and Kuda Bang.
All right.
I mean, we just had a fish fry about, was it about a month ago, baby?
We got a fish fry a month ago, man.
Tyrone, Archie Lee, and Kuda Bang.
They're my boys, for Christ's sake.
And you people are insinuating that I'm some kind of a goddamn racist, all right?
I mean, not only do I happen to have a whole bunch of friends.
What?
What?
I missed the old cans.wave.
I mean, shut up, all right?
Shut up, scat man.
I mean, what do you know?
You eat the corn out of fucking people's shit.
What the hell do you, what are you, what are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
Give me my drink.
All right.
All right.
Who the hell requested this?
I'm a Chew.
Yeah, real funny asshole.
They're the ones that requested this.
All right, I'm a chew.
All right, what the hell is this?
For Christ's sake, what is this?
Jesus.
Old Schoolers Corn Eating00:15:58
Oh, man, no.
Play the goddamn thing.
Put it on the screen.
Play it.
I'm going to get done with this shit.
Jesus Christ, you urinal cake curator.
Jesus Christ.
Cave Johnson, Radio Graffiti.
You will want to troll terrorists.
I'm broadcasting to a bunch of cyber herbits.
I'm broadcasting to a bunch of cartoons pricks.
I'm broadcasting to a bunch of freaks.
How many reasons?
I'm racist.
I don't care.
I'm a shoot.
I'm a shoe.
I don't care.
I'm rippling.
I don't care.
I'm a shit.
Oh no, shut this.
Shut this shit off, already.
I mean, shut it off.
I mean, why are you all doing this, dude?
I mean, come on, man.
Stop harshing my mellow.
Look, we're one minute into the fourth hour.
You know what I'm saying, baby?
Chia, growing up in the hood.
You know how it goes.
Flipping the script, baby.
What the hell are you talking about?
All right, dark meme magician girl.
All right, what the hell are you talking about, you dumb broad?
All right, I'm serious.
I'm not even joking, you dumb bro.
Wait a minute, what is this?
Lol, slot machine, person taking bath, reminder ribbon, admission tickets ticket, military medal, trophy, sports medal.
First place medal, second place medal, third place medal.
Soccer ball baseball basketball volleyball tennis pool, eight ball bowling, cricket game, field hockey, ice hockey, ping pong badminton boxing glove, martial arts uniform goal net, direct hit, flag in hole, ice skate fishing, pole running shirt skis, video game game die, musical score, microphone headphone saxophone guitar, musical keyboard trumpet violin drum clapperboard, bow and arrow, racing car motorcycle Daiko Mountain Volcano, Mount Fuji Campaigns,
National Park Stadium, classical building building, construction houses cityscape, derelict house house, house with garden, office building, Japanese post office, soccer ball shut it off.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Real pick of ghost.
Real pick of ghost.
Oh, Jesus Christ, Boomer hub.
Yeah, real funny asshole.
Hold on, this one is a real pick of ghost.
What is this?
Let's put it.
Put it on 903.
Oh, you fucking asshole.
Real pick of ghost.
You guys are assholes.
Man, bringing this up.
Man, you know, look at this, look 903.
You're on the horn.
What's going on?
Hey ghost, how's it going, man?
How you doing sir, this is fun.
I just want to wish you a happy Memorial day and I was hoping you can keep me on the line for real graphie, but I did want to talk about something.
If you don't want to talk about, it's okay.
I've heard you talk about Vietnam and you get real emotional and i'm just wondering if there's a story there.
I understand if you want to talk about it, but I figured it'd be memorial day.
Yeah, you know what?
You're right, I don't want to talk about it and you know what i'm clicking you off for even even suggesting anything about being fucking damn.
No, all right, all right, that's it, that's enough.
All right, no man, no shit.
And listen, that that's a oh shit man, All right, this last one.
This is a last one.
All right, don't donate anymore after this.
God damn it, I just said don't do it!
I just said don't do it, man.
No 12 buckers!
No 12 bucks, you fucking asshole!
Son of a bitch!
Ah!
Son of a bitch!
Shut up, man!
Enough, man!
Give me my goddamn fucking beer, man.
I want to stop doing this, man.
Stop donating the 12 buckers, man!
I don't want to do this anymore.
I mean, what a fucking episode 51, dude.
I mean, you know, all right, what is this boomer hub?
Who the what the fuck is this boomer hub?
All right, what is this?
Oh, no, uh, not not Jack Black.
I mean, I hate Jack Black.
I'm not even joking.
I don't even, I don't like Jack Black.
I mean, hey, I'm a gamer now, even though I'm a fat bastard that can't get casted for any goddamn legitimate shit because I put my balls on the line for the silly ass fucking movies that nobody wants to fucking listen to and watch.
I hope you play this.
I think your show is funny.
I like metal music.
I don't want to be rude and send a link, but I DK how else to contact you.
Thank you.
No, no, you fucking fuck you!
Oh, fucking please, dude.
Just please stop, man.
Good God, man.
Please stop, man.
I don't want to do this anymore, man.
I'm tired.
I just want to mellow out, dude.
I just want to enjoy my buzz.
I just want to smoke some fucking weed, dude.
Oh, Jesus.
It's been wanting to show you this dub-ass vid for a while.
Oh, God, no, please, man.
No.
God damn you, fucking trolls, dude.
God damn it, man.
I just want to do a fucking show.
I don't want to.
Give me my fucking beer, man.
Jesus Christ.
Play fucking boomer hubs, dude.
I'm fucking tired of this shit.
Just fucking play Boomer Hubs, man.
This is so stupid, man.
I've had enough of this shit.
I've had enough of this garbage, man.
What?
Ghost driving around San Antonio.
Oh, man.
Fuck, stop, man.
Please, just stop, man.
I've had enough of this garbage, man.
Just stop.
Just fucking stop, man.
Oh, God, man.
Please, man, just stop.
I don't want to do this anymore, man.
I don't want to do this anymore, man.
I don't want to do this anymore, dude.
I don't know why y'all keep doing it.
Just stop, dude.
Everybody, just stop, man.
Just stop!
What the hell is this?
Who the hell is NSA agent?
NSA agent?
NSA agent?
What the fuck?
Fucking hell, man, alright?
At least Jack Black eventually did a gaming video.
Fuck you, man.
I mean, Jack Black is a fake gamer, alright?
I said it.
He's a fake-ass gamer.
He's a fake-ass gamer!
And you can tell him I said that!
Hey, I can't get, uh, I can't get casted anymore for any of the fruity ass movies that I do, so I'm gonna become a gamer.
I'd buy that for a dollar!
Despite the racism, there were a lot of entertaining folks calling in back in the day.
Yeah.
SMD guy and even kudu and Asho when he got older and quit the cringe nonsense.
Old intro brings me back, baby.
Ghost emoji and chat for my old school TCR heads.
Oh, yeah.
Man, how many old schoolers do we got?
Do we got a lot of old schoolers out here?
Do we got a lot of old schoolers out here?
As a matter of fact, before you answer that, let me smoke this, all right?
Let me smoke this.
Man, come on!
No!
Corn, if you enjoy ghost crime, man, fuck you.
I'm not fucking crying, man.
All right, shut up.
Give me my drink.
Or give me fucking.
I'm smoking.
Give me my fucking smoke for Christ's sake.
And look at all the old schoolers in there, baby.
Look at all the old schoolers, baby.
Like I've told each and every one of you, I've had an illustrious, 11-year internet broadcasting career, and it's good to know that people out there appreciate it.
You know that?
It's good to know that.
I appreciate it, man.
This smokes for you, all right?
This smokes for you.
All right.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You got to hold it and you got to let it brain.
You know what I mean?
You've got to let it breathe.
Shit.
Shit.
Oh.
Man, that was a rough hit there, dude.
Oh, geez.
All right.
NSA agent, he requested this.
Let's just go ahead and play it for him, for fuck's sake.
Jesus Christ.
If it.
This is True Dipper Radio.
True Dipper Radio.
I am your host, the Double Dip Ago, Ghost.
Ghost Saskatchewan.
The badass.
Double hip in his bowl.
Look at him death.
Here is the first ghost manhood.
Broadcasting from the homeland investigated.
Taco has to runt in Austin, Texas.
Wait a minute.
I never told you where the hell I was.
And now, you'll take it from here.
The no-manliness having double dipper, the winth they call.
All right, man.
Take that fucking Mario.
Take that shit off, man.
I never told you where the hell I was when that happened, you son of a bitch.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
11 years of copying out.
Alex Jones has been copying me, man.
He's been ripping me off.
Let's remember L L T H E good Anime We Watch.
Oh, jeez.
National Park Stadium, classical building, building, construction houses, cityscape, derelict house, house, house, with garden office.
Japanese post office hospital bank hotel love hotel convenience store school department store factory This is fucking emojis.
This is all emojis for this idiot.
This is all emojis from this asshole.
Tomato, avocado, eggplant, potato, carrot, ear of corn, hot pepper, cucumber, peanuts, bread, croissant, baguette, bread, pancakes, cheese, legged meat, on bone, poultry, leg, bacon, hamburger, french fries, pizza, hot dog, taco, burrito, stuffed flatbread, egg, cookie, shallow.
I mean, these are all emojis, dude.
These are all emojis.
Spaghetti, roasted, sweet, potato, odin, sushi, fried shrimp, fish, cake, dango, soft ice cream, shaved, ice, ice cream, donut, cookie, birthday cake, short toast, chocolate bar, candy, custard, honey, pot, baby bottle, glass of milk, hot beverage, you know what?
All right, that's enough.
Shut this shit off.
Shut it off for Christ's sake, man.
Man, listen, I'm not kidding.
Stop donating, dude.
I want to get through the show.
I'm done with this shit already.
All right.
This next video was requested by Ghost Admitting It.
What the hell are you talking about?
Ghost admitting it.
Hold on.
What the hell are you talking about?
Ghost admitting it.
Hold on, put it on.
Put it on the PC shot.
What the hell are you talking about?
Jesus Christ.
I'm in a wheelchair.
I'm in a wheelchair.
I have a hover around, assholes.
You understand that?
God damn it.
Get that asshole.
Get off my line for Christ's sake.
No, shit.
Shut that shit up, man.
I'm not in a fucking wheelchair, all right?
I know you idiots think it's so cute and it's so funny.
I'm in a wheelchair.
I'm not in a fucking wheelchair, all right?
All right, look, let me move on for Christ's sake.
All right, shut up in the fucking chat room and thinking that it's funny and it's laughable and shut up.
This next one is by nope.
Fuck you.
Yeah, you know what?
F you too, asshole, all right?
What is this?
DI, your government has abandoned you.
They have ordered you to die, D.I. Do not trust them.
What the fuck?
You son of a bitch.
How dare you?
Goddamn dare you, man.
You're a fucking asshole.
I'm gonna lie to you, D.I. You know you cannot win this war.
Oh, my God.
Take this Charlie shit out of here.
Take this Charlie crap out of here for Christ's sake.
And what is this?
LOL.
Fuck.
You know what?
gotta take a break dude i've gotta take i'll i'll continue the next one when i come back I've been on here for straight four hours and almost 15 minutes for Christ's sake with no break.
And I've been dealing with all of you goddamn troll terrorists and cyber vermin out here, man.
Do you understand what I'm saying, you transsexual turd burglars?
Huh?
I mean, do you have any appreciation?
There's a thunderstorm right now outside, and I'm putting my $5,000 computer at risk, you son of a bitch.
I'm putting my $5,000 computer at risk for you sons of bitches.
And do you even give a crap?
Huh?
Do you even care?
No, you don't.
You just sit there and think you're so cute being a bunch of fucking troll terrorists and cyber vermin, man.
You know what?
You know what?
I'm not letting you win.
Let's just get to a couple more.
I'm not letting you fucking idiots win.
You're not going to break me.
All right.
Shut up in the chat.
This one is by KGB Revolver.
All right.
He requested this for Christ's sake.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
What is this?
What is this KGB revolver?
Put it on the PC shot.
You know what?
It's a weird story.
I was walking down the street one day, and you know, I'll be looking at asses and shit, and I seen little yoga pants coming out the nail salon.
So I looked, I peeped the ass out, and I was like, damn, thick as fuck.
Turn around.
Teachers.
I was like, damn, nigga, what you doing out here with all these masks?
Double cheek dogs on a Thursday afternoon.
I like to watch.
Macabre Yoga Pants Ass00:14:42
All right.
That clean shit.
That's real fucking good.
That's real funny KGB revolution.
Fire is the money shot.
I like to watch.
Oh, no.
Are you joking, dude?
I mean, come on.
Fucking.
And F for Viet Cong RIP Heroes.
Are you joking?
Four hours without a piss catheter.
Fuck you, man.
All right.
I got a strong prostate.
I don't wear a fucking catheter, dude.
All right.
All right.
And a KGB revolver.
We'll fucking do it again.
All right.
I'll be right fucking back.
I got to fucking, I got to just, I got to, I got to calm down.
All right.
I've got to, I've got to get my bearings straight for Christ's sake.
All right.
And you know what?
Since I'm going to take a break, I might as well go ahead and drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage that you fucking idiots keep obsessing about.
All right.
I got to go drain the main vein.
All right.
I mean, look at all these, look at all these fucking beers here for Christ's sake, man.
And I've taken two shots, baby.
I'm telling you, I'm a fucking machine.
I'm a machine.
I'm a goddamn machine, boy.
All right.
Now, engineer, can you please put on the intro music, which is insanity control on YouTube?
All right.
It's a royalty-free metal track.
And the reason I use it is because, I mean, we need more people to produce stuff like this.
All right.
Ghost got cucked by Kong.
Shut the.
Look.
All right.
F for Viet Cong RIP Heroes.
Ghost Cucked by Kong LOL.
Shut the fuck up.
All right.
I don't want to fucking talk about.
I don't want to hear about Viet fucking napp.
I don't want to talk about it.
All right.
Look, I've got to take a break, man.
You people, I've been on here almost four hours and 20 minutes with you pieces of shit.
All right.
You should be kissing my ass.
But instead, look at you.
I am nothing but an object for your fucking cyberbullying, man.
That's all I ever am to you people.
I'm just a subject, a fucking object for your cyberbullying, huh?
Huh?
You think that I'm your tourniquet?
Huh?
Like that Marilyn Manson song?
You think I'm your tourniquet for Christ's sake?
Huh?
Huh?
You fucking assholes.
All right.
I'll be right back.
All right.
I got to take a break.
I've got to take a goddamn break.
So everybody just calm down.
Don't go anywhere.
I've got to play the last of these goddamn YouTube fucking videos and all this other shit.
And then after we do that, we're going to get to chat room shout outs.
And then we're going to get to radio graffiti.
All right.
And shut up in the chat room.
I'm not in a fucking wheelchair.
Let me tell you something.
The next person in the fucking chat room that says I'm in a wheelchair, you're out of here.
You're fucking out of here.
You're out.
You're fucking out.
Do you hear me, engineer?
Anybody who talks about wheelchair anything, kick them the fuck out.
You understand?
All right.
I'll be right back.
All right.
Don't go anywhere, you fucking stupid internet people, scumbags.
I'll be back and then we're going to get done with these rest of these goddamn YouTube videos.
I'm going to get done with the rest of them.
And then we're going to do some chat room shout-outs and then radio graffiti.
Shut up.
I'm not joking.
If you say anything about a wheelchair, you're fucking out of here.
You're fucking out of here.
You're out.
You piece of crap.
Take me out of here, engineer.
I'm not going to sit here and allow these people.
Like I said, you are in a wheelchair.
Fuck you, man.
Fuck you.
Get me out of here, engineer, for Christ's sake.
I'll be right back.
And you'll be lucky if I continue on.
You people are pissing me off.
Ban anybody that says anything about a wheelchair.
Do you understand, engineer?
All right, I'll be right back.
Put the music on, engineer.
I'm tired of these fucking troll terrorists and these cyber-verbed pieces of crap.
I'm tired of a crisis!
Wait a minute.
Turn it off, engineer.
Turn this shit off.
Wait a minute.
I see you people in the goddamn chat room sitting over there talking garbage to the engineer.
Look, fucking assholes.
You're a bunch of fucking assholes is what you are, all right?
Look, let me play this one over, all right?
And I want to get done.
I'm out of here.
You know what?
You're not going to get any fucking radio graffiti or nothing.
You people are idiots, all right?
Look, look at this.
Look at this.
I've got, let me tell you something.
The engineer ain't going to be doing nothing for you, pieces of garbage.
You understand that?
I had a talk with the engineer, and he ain't going to do that anymore.
All right?
He ain't going to do that anymore.
So just sit there and shut up.
All right.
Templeton Web.
Look, shut the fuck.
Just.
All right.
KGB revolver.
Go ahead.
Play it.
This is a weird story.
I was walking down the street one day and, you know, I'll be looking at asses and shit.
And I seen little yoga pants coming out the nail someone.
So I looked.
I peeped the ass out and I was like, damn, she's thick as fuck.
Turn around.
TT.
I was like, damn, nigga, what you doing out here with all this ass?
What?
Double-cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon.
Hella ass.
The sun is still out, my nigga, and it was just, what?
I don't mind.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Save radio graffiti.
Save radio graffiti.
Well, $13?
I mean, you see, well, that's some decent appreciation there, Mr. Maury.
I mean, I'm glad that you didn't donate the $13 and then say some garbage about me like most of these chumps that are out here just besmirching me, besmirching my show, and doing all this garbage.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
What else do we have here?
We got this one is by Tim McCrav.
Tim McCrav over here.
Jesus Christ.
What is this, Tim McCrav?
Hold on.
What is this?
Put it on the PC shot.
What is this, Tim McCrav?
My eyes have seen the glory of the traveling at the Zoom.
We've lost ourselves in niggas' blood.
Oh, my God.
Bunch of fucking racists.
Get this shit out of here.
This is fucking racism.
Get out of here.
We don't condone this racism, Tim McCrav.
I'm telling you, you keep this up.
You might get your ass banned again.
And let me tell you something.
I hope that you banned all these people that said wheelchair.
Did you do that, Engineer?
All right.
Well, I hope so, for Christ's sake.
right anyway this is by this next one is from what Corn, if you, the corn emoji, if you enjoy ghost crying.
If you enjoy ghost crying, that's real funny, you idiot.
All right, that's real goddamn funny.
What?
One out.
Well, hold on.
Put the goddamn PC shot on.
What is this?
Put up Knickers.
Eder Knicker Nicker.
Me Gordon.
This is a splice.
This is a fucking splice.
This ain't me.
This is a damn splice.
Tear off it.
Turn it off.
Turn it the fuck off.
GOD DAMN YOU YOU FUCKIN' TREASER FUCKIN' Ghost takes Engie out for pizza I never said that.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Shut up, wheelchair.
I never fucking said that, man.
Those are splices.
Those are goddamn splices and all of you know it.
Those are goddamn splices and all of you know it, man.
And who the hell did that sick ass avatar?
That fucking racist ass avatar?
Who did that?
Who the hell did that?
Fucking bastard.
Who the hell do we got?
We got blue eyes, Dan Dragon.
Fucking.
Where do you come up with these fruity ass names?
Blue eyes Dan Dragon requested this ghost favorite porn.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Ghost favorite porno.
Hold on.
Let me.
Oh my God.
Oh, Jesus.
This is horrible.
This is horrible.
Put a little bit.
I mean, look at this.
This is what, look at this.
Oh, my God.
You sick racist pieces of shit.
This is nothing to joke about.
This is the Holocaust.
How dare take the shit out of it.
Take it out of here for Christ's sake.
How dare you?
How dare you, sick macabre, damn fucking racist assholes, man!
How dare you!
How goddamn dare you, man!
And shut up, man.
This is disgusting, all of you.
Mods ban anyone saying, shut up, asshole, all right?
Shut up!
I can't believe you people did this.
You know what?
I can't.
And you all want radio graffiti after this crap?
Huh?
And you all want radio graffiti after this shit?
You fucking bastard.
What if what?
Can we have radio graffiti, please?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Man, why are you obligating me to this damn shit?
Freaking dark meme magician, Broad.
Why?
Why for Christ?
Why?
Jesus Christ.
I gotta get done with these for Christ's sake, man.
This next one is by plain emoji plus two buildings equals LOL like some sick bastard.
All right, let's, what, what the hell is this?
What are you, what do you, what is this?
Oh, God.
Oh, Jesus.
All right, post the fucking PC shot.
For heaven's sake!
For the truck!
God!
Oh, my God.
You fucking sick son of a bitch.
You sick macabre son of a bitch.
How goddamn dare you?
That's not funny.
All of you that are laughing, that's not fucking funny, man.
I'm not even joking.
You should be kicked out of the fucking room for this stuff.
All right?
You should be kicked out of the fucking room for this garbage.
I'm not even kidding around.
Jesus Christ.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Who is this?
This one was by the N-worder.
All right.
This one is by the N-worder.
What the hell is this?
Hold on, put the PC shot.
What is this, N-worder?
I put my hand in my pocket.
What do I feel?
110 stories of concrete and steel.
I like too much.
Oh, my God.
That plane-shaped pole really gets me hot.
But the big ball of fire is the money shot.
I like too much.
You know what?
You know what?
You guys are getting really fucking sick.
Dude, this is horrible.
You know, this is really macabre, dude.
I mean, this is just disgusting.
You know that?
You know, you got to be some wild jehudi somewhere in some fucking Middle Eastern bunker ordering this and requesting this.
I'm not even kidding around.
This is disgusting.
All right, you macabre ass bastards.
I can't believe you people, man.
I can't believe you goddamn sons of bitches.
For Christ's sake.
Middle Eastern Bunker Drama00:15:20
All right, what else do we have here?
This one is by Templeton.webcam.
Templeton.web.
What the fuck?
What is this crap?
Bark bar.
Bark.
Oh, God.
Turn this shit up.
Take it off for Christ's sake, man.
Hey, ghosts, I just want to say I hope the rest of the episode goes well and that tomorrow I am starting my first day as a Blaine County Sheriff's Department officer.
Wish me luck.
Oh my god, man.
Oh my god.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Shut up, man.
No more 12 buckers, please.
God damn it.
And wait a minute.
Hold on, Nico.
This one is $11.99, pal.
All right.
I mean, what did I tell you?
Stop doing the $11.99 crap.
It's $12 to play a goddamn video.
All right.
What the hell did I tell you, sons of bitches?
For them pesos, I'm an a-hole.
But I think that there's been a couple of people out here that have donated one cent a couple of times.
So I'm going to give you a pass.
But let me tell you something, Nico.
This is the last time I'm giving you a pass, boy.
All right, let's put Nico.
What is this?
Hold on.
Hold on.
What is this?
Ghost takes NG out for pizza?
What the heck?
Hold on.
What is this garbage?
What is this?
Oh, yeah.
You think you're hot shit, don't you?
You think you're hot.
Let's not.
What's my fuck?
What's my name?
No.
What's my name?
My other name.
What do you call me?
Oh, my God.
No, no.
I don't want to.
Oh, God.
This is so disgusting, dude.
I'm going to end this show right after these last.
I'm not even kidding, man.
You know, I'm going to end this show, dude.
I mean, you people are sick.
I mean, although Dark Me Magician Girl just donated $25 to keep Radio Graffiti.
And, you know, that's the only thing that's possibly going to keep me going because I can't believe you people are this fucking sick, dude.
You're sick people.
You are sick puppies.
You know that?
You know, I read in some blog somewhere, and I'm not even going to tell you where, that they're saying that this community, my community, is the most toxic community in the internet today.
You know that?
That's what they're saying.
That's what is on the streets, on the internets, for Christ's sake, that this community is literally the most toxic community in the internets.
All right?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
This is why nobody wants to be interviewed by me, dude.
I've been trying to solicit interviews for people.
They have no problem doing it, but they're afraid of you.
They're afraid of getting your goddamn attention.
And all you troll.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not joking around.
I'm not joking around, dude.
All right.
All right.
Dark meme magician girl, this is your 25 bucker.
All right.
And thank you for the 25 bucker.
But hold on.
What is this?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
For radio graffiti, this is what you donated.
I'm going to buy that for a dollar.
Jukler?
Are you calling me like I'm a fucking jukebox?
Is that what you fucking people think to me?
I'm a jukler jukebox or some shit.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
You know what?
Give me another beer for Christ's sake, man.
I need more beer, man.
I'm going to continue on with this horse shit, man.
I'm not a fucking jukebox.
All right.
I'm not a fucking jukebox.
All right.
$5,000.
Is that why you're calling my PC a $5,000 jukebox, you piece of shit?
You fucking assholes.
You fucking assholes, man.
I'm not even joking around, man.
You know, there are thunderstorms outside right now.
You understand that?
And do you care?
Do you give a rat's ass?
No!
Of course you don't, man.
All right, this is Dark Meme Magician Girl's request.
Look at this.
Y'all move!
Two mirrors, two mirrors, two mirrors.
Wait, no!
Turn that shit off!
Turn it off!
I can turn it off this racist crap, man!
God damn you!
And you want me to stay here, Dark Meme Magician, and do the goddamn radio graffiti?
Are you joking?
Are you joking, you dirty dishrag horse, slack bag, digital fucking goddamn cut face?
Oh, fuck, man.
Oh, my God.
I'm just, I'm.
Oh, my God.
Juke knows.
Juke knows.
Fuck you, man.
I'm so sick, man.
I'm so sick of this crap, dude.
All right, this is the last one I'm doing.
And then, you know what?
That's it.
That's it.
After this, this is it.
No more after this.
If you donate 12 bucks after this, you wasted your money.
All right.
I'm not even joking.
And this one is by ghost fat material, huh?
Oh, yeah, ghost fapping material.
Real fair.
Wait a minute.
Put the chat capture in the top left.
Donations in the top right.
Yeah, fuck you.
I can do whatever I want.
All right.
Sit there and shut up and like it and eat it.
All right.
Eat it.
Eat it, man.
Just freaking eat it and shut it.
All right.
I'm not joking.
Just eat it and shut it up.
Just shut your goddamn mouth up.
You shut your goddamn mouth when you're talking to me.
All right.
This is the last one here.
All right.
This one is by ghost fat material, whatever that means.
And this is the last 12 bucker I'm doing.
And then we're moving on.
All right.
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
What is this?
Get back on top now.
Turn around.
There you go.
There you go.
Oh, no.
Why do you want to get in the Mandingo business?
Oh, my God.
You don't intend to allow your second to make the proper introductions?
Quit stalling now.
Jesus Christ.
The awful truth.
This is horrible acting, by the way.
No wonder Tarantino's sucking a cock with it.
Well, I'm on over.
Got a fight going on that's a good bit of fun.
Oh, God.
All right.
You know what?
That's enough.
Ghost fapping material.
Go fuck yourself.
All right.
All right.
That should be the end of the 12 buckers, dude.
All right, let's get, I mean, let's just go ahead and get right to the, what?
I don't even know if you fucking idiots deserve chat room shout outs after what the fuck you've done.
All right, I'm not even joking, man.
And by the way, the actors in that movie looked horrible.
I mean, you could tell that Tarantino has lost his gourd.
He's lost his way.
Every actor in that scene was indicating.
All right.
Every goddamn actor in that scene was literally indicating.
You can't do that if you're an actor, dude.
Especially at the supposed level Of a supposed Leonardo DiCaprio, that piece of crap, all right.
All right, hold on, let me let me put a couple of flakes in this in this bowl here.
I'm gonna take a hit.
I'm gonna take one more drink of the booze, and we're gonna go ahead and go to Twitter or Twitter shadow.
Fuck it, you see, you see, you assholes.
You had me talking about Twitter earlier, and now I happen to say Twitter.
I do not condone Twitter.
Twitter's a bunch of shit.
I will never have a Twitter account again.
Those people are a bunch of pause holes, and you're going to tell them I said that.
I will not have a Facebook or any of that shit.
All right, I'm not having none of it.
I'm not having none of it.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
I put a couple more flakes.
All right.
I put a couple more flakes in the bowl.
And now it's time to go ahead.
And it's time to take a little bit of a hit here.
All right.
All right.
Now, look, this was, I just wanted this to be a cool Baller Friday.
It's thunderstorm, and I was hoping that you people would give me my fucking respect.
And, you know, but did you have it?
This has been a horrible episode 51.
No!
No, one more 12-bucker, please.
Are you fucking joking, dude?
Give me my freaking tetrahydrocannabinol, the grass, the reefer, the pot, the indo.
All right, the poo smoke.
You got to hold it in and let it hit the brain, dude.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, man.
Let me pop my neck, dude.
I can feel that one.
Let me pop my neck.
Oh, man.
Didn't pop on that one.
Oh, man.
Oh, just barely popped, dude.
I thought, I thought I was going to get some better pops than that.
Fucking one more 12-bucker, dude.
Jesus fucking Christ.
I'm sorry for cursing so much.
Art Hammond.
Hey, guys, I just tuned into the show.
I just wanted to say that because of the positive feedback towards my art last show, I'll share the imager link I gave Ghostbusters to the next one.
We're not doing it anymore, Art Hammond.
We're not doing it anymore.
We're not doing it anymore.
We're going on to other things now.
So go ahead and eat your halal meat or whatever it is and just shut your mouth.
All right.
Anyway, what is this?
What is this?
One more 12-bucker.
What the fuck is this?
What is this?
Hold on.
Oh, no.
No.
No.
Put that shit.
Take that shit off.
Take it off.
Ghost PC reveal.
That's for three bucks.
I'm not going to look at anything for three bucks.
And listen, I'm sorry.
My apologies.
I don't know what the hell that was about.
How I'm ending my Valentine's Day.
What a bunch of sick pricks.
You know what?
What a bunch of sick assholes.
All right.
You know what?
I don't, you know, and look at you people.
You think it's funny in the chat room.
You know what?
No chat room shout outs.
How you like that shit?
Huh?
No chat room shout outs.
All right.
Since you all think this is so funny.
All right.
No chat room shout outs for any of you stupid fucking people.
All right.
You're my drink.
And you know what I'm going to do right now?
You know what I'm going to do right now?
I'm doing me.
I'm doing me.
All right.
And hey, PSN Parker, you goddamn anime fapping fruit.
Don't tell me what to do.
All right.
You're a stupid piece of trash that's sitting over here whining like a little bitch at the end of the broadcast in my chat room.
All right.
You and that pylons fruit bowl.
So I've seen you.
Y'all just sit there and shut up.
All right?
I'm doing me right now, you piece of crap.
I'm doing me.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Oh, now you're going to threaten me on chat room shout-outs or troll war?
Huh?
Oh, is that it?
Oh, you're going to threaten me now?
I don't respond well to threats, you piece of trash.
Do you understand that?
I don't respond well to threats.
You ain't going to do that.
You ain't going to intimidate me.
None of you troll terrorists or cyber vermin, huh?
Oh, look at it.
You really want a fucking troll war?
Have you read about the troll wars, you son of a bitch?
All right, we lost a lot of people.
Jesus Christ, you're making me belts just thinking about it.
Ultimate text chat warriors, we're going to beat your fucking ass unless you get to chat room shout out.
Look at it, I'm being threatened here.
I'm being physically threatened by a bunch of goddamn neckbeards.
All right?
No one cares, Tweely, you hoe.
Oh, Jesus.
All right.
You know what?
You guys are getting weird into this drama.
All right, you're getting weird into this damn drama.
And you people that are out here announcing for a troll war, you don't know shit from Shy Nola.
So just sit there and shut your mouth.
All right?
Just sit there and shut your mouth.
The troll war ain't good.
It ain't going to be good for nobody.
All right?
It ain't going to be good for nobody.
So just shut up.
Kong took ghost legs.
Troll war now.
Yeah, fuck you.
You know what?
I'll just.
Er-er shit.
Not gonna 25 Dono X2 for a bugged out stream elements.
A bugged out stream element.
What are you talking about, man?
Maybe it's your fucking PC.
It ain't the stream element.
Let me get my goddamn smoke.
All right.
Just gotta calm down.
Let it.
Let it.
Let it hit the brain.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Me and Ice Poseidon were Eiffel Towering your granny as we told her how her grandson was.
Shut up, Alex Jones.
Your granny is Andy.
You better not have come over here from that fucking, you know, autistic short bus they call Ice Poseidon, all right?
Oliver Coswell!
If I give you some shekels, will you do shout-outs?
See what you got?
You're obligating me, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Okay, I've had enough of the autistic troll war threats.
You faggots wouldn't want one unless you wanted to have the threat of your docs being put out in the public like it happened to many people.
Quit using the troll war as a threat.
Spermi Autistic Insults00:15:46
It's not funny.
It is not funny.
All right.
All right.
Can you let me borrow your PC so I can watch Hentai on it?
All right.
Look, that's enough.
All right.
I get it.
All right.
You better thank Oliver Carswell.
All right.
You degenerate punks.
All right.
Me and Twilly stand with no RG tonight.
Shoutouts greater than RG.
Oh, man.
Don't do that, dude.
It's going to piss these fuckers off.
Don't even go there.
It's going to piss them off hard now.
All right.
You better thank Oliver Carswell.
All right.
All you ungrateful troll terrorists and cyber vermin.
All right.
You piece of crap.
Let me take one more smoke, one more drink, and I guess we'll move on.
All right.
I guess we'll move on for Christ's sake.
All right.
And wait a minute.
Hold on.
Don't say that, Carswell.
Shekels for shout-outs.
Don't do that.
Don't sit over here and do that, man.
Let me get another fucking smoke, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Ultimate text chat warriors, you're obligated to give shout-outs, or the spirit of the ultimate text chat warriors will rise up and destroy your racist ass.
Oh, I'm real scared, dude.
I'm so scared.
And hey, for you people that are bitching and telling me to hurry up, hey, you've been bombarding me with a bunch of troll shit.
I'm doing me.
Double dragons, Tweeley is right.
We don't deserve Radio Graffiti.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Twilly Atkins versus Dark Meme Magician Girl, the Tard Girl Bitch Fight of the Century.
Who's donating this shit?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Wheelchair Wars Better Than Troll War, Cripple.
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
I am not in a wheelchair for the last time.
I'm not in a wheelchair.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Ard Hammond is a pedophile.
I hate ghosts too, but let's remember this baguette is aesthetic.
That ain't aesthetic.
Is he the fake aesthetic?
Is that who he is?
Is he the fake aesthetic?
All right, let's just move on.
All right.
Let me have one more drink and let's, I guess, get to that.
You know, thank, you know, what's this?
This car, Oliver Carswell.
All right, you better thank him.
All right.
All right.
Let's go ahead and get to some chat room shout out.
Do we have any chat room shout outs, Engineer?
All right.
Well, let's go ahead and get to some chat room shout outs.
Run!
All right, we got that M. Hall, me magician, Nico Angel4558, you piece of crap.
Chester Bennington's noose.
Give me a break.
Mr. BN King, that Fruit Bowl Bond Dayton.
There's Tim McCrab.
I'm telling you, Tim McCrab, you should be happy that you're out and, you know, all that stuff.
Spermy, the guy.
Spermy!
Get Spermi's ass out of here, man!
Spermy the cat.
We've got me 3454712, Holden Capitalist, Jihadi Capitalist, Keem Scarce, German the Gay Frog, Drill Master, Neggie Jen.
I don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean.
We got Onro Donde Von.
I don't know what the hell that means.
Baca Survivor, Jax Jem, CSX Railfan 2, Claude Rafferty, X Dang93, Oliver Coswell.
I think I've said your name a million times, Oliver Carswell.
We got Tijuana Genius, Olive Yaxgloff.
That asshole.
Well, no, he's not an asshole.
I was thinking the burp is the asshole.
Flaming Creations, there's an asshole.
Pooka Dude, Eating 32, he's an asshole.
Ear of corn, pig, ear of corn, pig ear of corn, pig ear of cursor.
Corn pig ear of Why are you doing that?
Corn pig ear of corn pig ghost as a Jew ear of corn pig ear of corn pig ear of corn pig.
All right, guys.
Skip there.
Skip this garbage.
All right.
Skip that crap.
So what if I was a Jew?
I'm not a Jew, but what if I was?
Who cares?
Lechim.
Anthony J, Dynamo Savage, Good Sounds, Black Frost, Scary Man Esquire, T72, The Whore Master.
Oh, yes, I am the whoremost.
All right.
Oh, look, we got PSN Parker Place.
I'm a backstabber.
Dude, you know, don't leave a fucking digital trail leading you to, you know, wax your carrot to some of this lolly crap.
All right.
I'm just saying.
Dorito Burrito, Sparky Sap, or whatever it is.
I don't know.
It was weird.
The people in the fucking chat, they didn't even want you around.
This wasn't the inner circle.
This was like, remember, we had a monthly chat that everybody could pay to get into, and I just shit canned it because it was a bad experience.
You would have done chatroom shout-outs even without that $25 dough.
No fabulous.
Oh, you think so?
You actually believe that, man, after all the crap?
I'm almost almost five hours.
It's almost five hours.
Dorito Burrito, Sparky Sap, Turncoat Tradition, The Rookie.
Ghost Was Killed by Jonathan Hills.
Come on, dude.
Guard Devour Waifu, whatever the hell that means.
Usik, Daddy Poon, Mr. Squirrel's Ghost.
Seriously, Samsung.
Yeah, you're a piece of shit, too.
Monkey De La Rocha.
Yeah, you're a piece of garbage too, man.
As a matter of fact, I think that you're probably servicing a glory hole right now.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Five hours of boomer talk by then.
Why are you listening, asshole?
Why are you listening then?
You refugee pubic hair inspector?
why are you listening what let's use the power of me magic to bring about ghosts death so that an infernal wheelchair will be this departed soul away to eternal damnation Do you hear this?
They want me dead.
Do this.
These fucking people want me fucking dead.
Oh, Jesus.
All right, look, let me move on.
Steve McClure.
They want me dead, dude.
Black Hat, Lightning Note, Devil Duck Raptor.
What?
Dear Freckles, what's up, Dear Freckles?
I never donated as the fake aesthetic, though.
I assume that person was calling me autistic, but whatever.
Also, a false accusation with no proof or substance to it.
How cute.
You're a fucking idiot.
Art Hammond responded there.
He was funny.
Helps me sleep at night.
What are you talking about?
This show?
Fuck you.
All right, with your ZZ, ZZZ, shove it up your ass.
Dear Freckles, Templeton's 15 and a half-inch anus.
That's a horrible name.
What?
Ome Wamo Shindiru.
What have I told you people that donate to text-to-speech?
I told you to talk to me in American.
Talk to me in American.
We got Coaster 1506.
We've got the great Code Horleo.
The Great Code Horleo.
We've got, who the hell we got here?
We got Space Ghost Doom Sector, Mr. Falco Punch, B-Town Capitalist.
I wonder if that's a real B-Town Capitalist.
What up, man?
Incognito, Feel Good.
Colonel Transisco from Steel Brigade.
And hey, dude, what's up with your fucking poems about me, dude?
Don't you calm your ass down with that shit?
I'm not going to say those words.
Evil Mira, Mathis Miles, Edgar Crimson, Steven Stinkyverse, Mojo, Chief Mojo.
We've got Christopher Howard, Heaven's Gate Better Than Capitalist Army, man.
Fuck you.
Heaven's Gate Better.
You're a fucking piece of shit for saying that, man.
We got Twilly Atkins, Bob in the house.
What's up to Twilly Atkins, by the way?
I want to re-emphasize that since Twilly Atkins has, you know, been in the inner circle, has been a decent contributor, and realizes that, you know, she doesn't like the kind of trolling and the kind of disgusting, you know, arena that you're going in your sick, relaxed brains, all of a sudden you're hating her all of a sudden.
Well, you're hating her for whatever reason.
I think it's horrible.
We got Bob Tom, L. Ron 501ST.
What?
Real talk, though.
I'm a big fan.
Been listening since mid-2020.
Holy shit, 53 bucks.
53 bucks.
Hey, man, thank you very much for the 53 bucker, man.
Cheers today.
You know what?
Cheers to Oliver Carswell because he is the reason why you have chat room shout outs and we're going to have Radio Graffiti, man.
All right.
And for this asshole that was claiming that, oh, you would have still done it.
Fake threats.
You don't know that, you son of a bitch.
I was about to get the fuck out of here.
All right.
You people have fucking, you've done enough tonight to me.
You've done enough.
I mean, there's some idiot that look at meme magic ghost death.
Look at that.
Meme magic ghost death.
I buy that.
Jesus Christ.
Who's this Jew Texan anyway?
Listen, hey, you only donated three bucks.
All right.
I'm not viewing that.
All right.
12 bucks for me to view something out here.
Anyway, speaking of which, Jack himself off Jackler is in the house.
We've got Christian Deanda.
We've got, I've already said that fucking name.
Altle Ant, The American Dream, LeVon Media, Meep Meep.
And there's that sick, transied Jinda Sawyer.
This idiot, the Scatman.
Didn't I already say the Scatman?
Get this idiot out of here for Christ's sake.
Tracker 210 play, or two 2010 plays, excuse me.
Faux Studio, Mr. Mauripp, Stone Mang Sam.
We got Riley Welch the Swagger, Rare Bastard, the Rookie.
I owe Pasteos.
Buy that for a dollar.
So about that, Texan Jew.
Man, all right, I got to take a drink before I watch this.
Hold on.
Quatzil Quadl.
Let me give a couple of shout-outs and I'll get to it.
All right.
Gizmo 2046.
Picanoo Productions.
I hope I said that right.
Geralt, Jupiter999.
Doom Sector, what is a sandwich?
I'll throw you in the kitchen.
I'll show you what a fucking sandwich is, bro.
We've got The Surge, Paul Not Walking.
You should look into why $53 doesn't trigger the $50 bill animation.
Uh... okay.
Uh...
We've got Scary Man Esquire.
We've got, I think I've already said all these.
I've said these.
Midget Goliath.
I didn't say that one.
King Demo Plan.
I didn't say that one.
Claude Rafferty.
Edgar Crimson.
I don't know if I said that one or not.
Alcohol kind of a sewer ghost.
Fuck you.
I'm a connoisseur, asshole.
A friendly medic, Jeeper, in the house.
There's Pylons in his fruit bowl ass.
We've got Lap Lasagna, Bandito Bala Merchant, Liz Porter.
Hey, Liz Porter, getting the.
I thought you were in a kitchen already.
I thought I already fucking directed you to go to a kitchen.
We got Kitty Kins in the house.
Jesus Christ, calm down, man.
We got Arisal Kecker Evil Mira.
Oh, there's Evil Mira.
Blaze 554.
Tranny Templeton Sanders.
Nihao Mofo9.
We've got Anti-Communist.
We've got, I think I said Anthony J, right?
TNA Pazhole.
Yeah, shut up, idiot.
Come connoisseur.
Yeah, real funny.
Krushka, the deplorable troll, Icely Up Portlery.
I don't know what the hell that means.
That idiot Lightning Note.
Although the Avatars have been getting better on you.
Anyway, K Bond, Outsanity Senpai.
We've got Karaskai, Evil Dead, Ed666.
210, excuse me, 2-0 Justin 1.
We've got Professor Fennec, Erica Doz.
Typo in the chat to Ovipositor Ghost's Wife.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Acorn's best.
Doc or nuts.
I don't know what the hell that is.
Hold on.
Let's continue on.
Who else we got?
We've got Wayward Havoc, the virtual.
I think I already said that asshole.
Scuffed Alex Jones.
Yeah, real funny.
All right.
Real fucking funny.
Dark meme magician girl.
Doctor Nuts.
All right.
Doc Tor nuts.
Doc Tor nuts, really?
Who else do we have here?
We've got the NYX one.
Mr. Six.
Chang Guri07.
Father Time 88.
Loyalty Brigade.
Dial GA8643.
Who else we got?
These are going kind of fast.
Bro Skeed, what's up?
Danky Stank.
Night Prowler.
I mean, man, I've already said most of these.
FGS8790.
Deadpool RLZ96.
Who else we got here?
We got Brooke Nicole.
What up to Brooke Nicole, baby?
What up to Buster?
He's in the house.
Underground Revolution in the house.
And Water in the Dark 6ix9ine, what's up, man?
We got a midget, Duff Guy.
Who else do we got here?
Brooke Nicole House Shoutouts00:07:32
I think we're...
No, there's Chris.
There's Chris.
How are you doing, man?
Who else?
Chad Dude.
Chad Nude's in the house.
I think I've already said all these.
Hey, Paul.
I didn't see that one.
Pete Graham.
What's going on?
Dylan M. I'm trying to look for ones that I haven't said yet.
But I think I've said most of these.
Orange Yossi, Fixer for You.
I think we're done, dude.
I think we're about done for Christ's sake.
Finally.
Good God.
Bro Dog, what's up, man?
And the Dora Mon fan team 2019, dude.
I mean, come on, man.
Come on.
Come on.
Holy stars, budget game, big Steve.
And yeah, I'm just trying to hook it up, man.
All right, let me look at what this goddamn meme magician has been wanting me to look at as it relates to some kind of an image.
What is this?
All right, meme magician.
What are you doing here?
What the hell are you doing here, for Christ's sake?
Oh, no.
You're trying to do the same thing, aren't you, huh?
Huh?
You're trying to do the same damn thing.
Jesus Christ.
It's the same goddamn garbage.
All right, hold on.
Let me make sure.
Let me make sure.
Hold on a second.
Maybe I'm just a little bit too inebriated to realize what I'm doing.
So let's see what happens Let's just see let's just see what happens All right, as a matter of fact, I mean I need to Hold on, what's going on?
Am I off?
Am I off here?
I'm having trouble all right all right No, it's the same shit.
Yeah, it's this is it right?
This is this is the same garbage.
This has got to be the same garbage, right?
Oh Jesus Christ.
Anyway, look I'm gonna get done with this meme magician and what your wife needs and once we do that we're going right into radio graffiti all right We're going right into goddamn radio graffiti.
We're not even messing around.
All right, what do we got here?
Uh excuse me.
What do we got here?
What the hell's going on?
Am I on dude?
I mean there's like there's a lot of thunderstorms going on right now and I hope that I'm not off the internet without me being known here.
I don't, for some reason, I can't reach a website on my browser all of a sudden.
It's acting like a goddamn butt monkey.
I don't know what the hell's going on for Christ's sake.
Is it dead air for real?
Ah, Jesus Christ.
It's fucking dead air.
Maybe I should just end the show now.
Maybe I should just end it now since, you know, all these people are like, you know, oh, well, he's off.
What the hell should I do, engineer?
Because I don't want to fucking do this.
I mean, should I just pretend like, hey, I can't hear you.
It's dead air.
Should I do that shit?
Because I don't even know what the hell's going on here.
What the hell?
It's just...
Okay, okay.
We got it.
We got it.
All right.
Are we on the air?
Oh, shit.
Did y'all hear what I just said here?
Did y'all hear what I just said?
Okay, good.
I hope y'all didn't.
Okay, great.
Let me get a damn chug of this beer.
Okay, here we go.
All right, shut up.
All right.
This one.
Who the hell is this meme magician?
So about that Texan Jew.
Oh, dude, don't do it.
I'm only going to do this for a second.
I'm only going to do this for a second.
All right.
That's enough.
All right.
That's enough.
You son of a bitch.
That's enough.
Anyway, this next one is by What Your Wife Needs.
Okay, that's great.
Yeah, what your wife needs.
Son of a bitch.
Depositing work.
Oh, hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on.
What is this?
Oh, Jesus.
This is going to be some sick garbage, isn't it?
This is going to be some sick-ass garbage, isn't it?
This is going to be some sick-ass garbage, isn't it?
You know what?
Put it on.
Just put it on for Christ's sake.
What is this?
Well, you have your Avipositor, which is a phallic hollow 2.
Take it off!
Take it off, man!
Good God!
Oh, Jesus, that just got me so upset.
I'm belching even more, man.
Oh, my God.
All right.
I've had about enough.
All right.
I've had about enough.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
And shut up in the chat room, dude.
I mean, I'm fucking.
I'm five hours and eight minutes in for Christ's sake, man.
Twilly Atkins, hey, I'm going to be leaving the IC.
I'm sick of all these autists bothering me on Twitter.
Well, I mean, I don't know if that's the real Twilly, but come on, dude.
Come on, mane.
You know, like whenever I see cops and I see a brother get approached by a cop and he puts him in handcuffs, I mean, come on, mane, you know?
So, anyway, let me uh get some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
I need some more beer.
Ghostwife is an all-you-can-eat salt and vinegar buffet.
Best deli chips I have had with roast beef in a long time.
Just shut up, please, man.
Press footprints for dark meme magician girl feet reveal.
What are you all talking?
Feet.
I don't understand you foot fetish idiots, dude.
It's a stinky, filthy, disgusting foot, dude.
Give me my freaking beer, man.
Give me my freaking beer.
All right.
Five hours and eight minutes with you, pieces of shit, dude.
Five hours.
And you know, I think it's amazing that I'm sitting over here doing this.
Hold on, what is this?
I've had my dog since I was 10 years old.
He's now 12 years old, and I'm 22 years old.
And he's been the best dog and friend I've ever had.
I'm usually a troll, but today I just wanted to tell you how wonderful my life has been because of him.
I heart my dog.
Well, dogs are a kindred spirit, dude.
They're a great spirit to have.
So believe me, you're lucky to have your dog for 12 years, man.
Some, you know, some people, I know a lady here in my circle of influence that had a great Dane, and great Danes only live to be about six, seven, eight years old.
So anyway, cheers to that.
Anyway, Jesus Christ.
Dog Kindred Spirit Story00:16:07
I guess I got to fucking give you idiots.
What do you call it?
Radio graffiti.
I mean, I'm just.
I don't really want to do it, but, you know, I got to do it.
I think I'm pretty much obligated at this point.
I mean, there's been a couple of people that were like, hey, you know, 25 bucks radio graffiti and, you know, do this and that.
Yeah, okay.
All right.
Let me, let me just cup.
Let me just throw a couple of flakes.
Throw a couple of flakes.
And don't tell me to hurry up, dude.
I'm doing me.
I'm doing me is what I'm doing for Christ's sake, man.
I'm doing me.
All right, what is this?
I can never understand with people and their foot fetish.
It's just weird.
And then you throw a fucking bunch of feet.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
You choose to be here?
What the fuck are you?
Are you trying to like talk to me like some kind of an abusive husband?
I mean, that's like abusive husband talk.
You know that?
That's like a beautiful.
You know what?
You chose to be here.
You chose to be here, you fucking bitch.
All right, just sit there and you fucking like what I'm about to do and you do what I tell you to do and do it right.
You understand?
I mean, seriously, man.
And that was a joke, dude.
All right.
That's shut up.
That's a joke.
do my goddamn smoke for christ's sake i'm not a white meter I'm not a wife beater, you stupid idiot, all right?
I wear wife beaters occasionally, but I'm not a damn wife beater, all right?
I mean, you know what I'm saying?
I mean, you know, I wear wife beaters, but I'm not a wife beater.
All right.
Now, I don't really need to drain the main vein, but what I've got to do is I've got to, like, set up radio graffiti, okay?
And I know that...
I'd buy that for a dollar.
So you're doing you correct?
Yeah.
Isn't that technically called masturbation?
Fucking me.
You know, your autism is showing, you idiot.
All right.
You're not supposed to take it literal, you know?
It's one of those euphemisms that were introduced into the American vocabulary by the black folk, okay?
You understand?
I'm a cultured man.
You know, I intertwine the, you know, the cultural linguistics of those that live within the context of Americana.
Okay?
So when I say I'm doing me, that means I'm going to do what I want, baby.
You understand what I'm saying?
Jesus Christ, dude.
I mean, I'm a cultured man, baby.
I understand things, man.
I mean, I've been around the black culture, the Mexican culture, and the Chinese, the Jewish.
I've been around them all, baby.
I understand.
All right?
Take a whiff of that.
I understand.
Anyway, I'm going to chug this beer.
I got to take a break because I've got to connect all.
It's kind of weird how radio graffiti is concocted.
And I wish it was a lot easier.
I wish that we could, you know, it could be like, you know, hey, there's lines calling in or whatever the case might be.
It's, you know, it's got to be the way it's me.
To hook up a fucking call-in line is rather expensive.
You know, it's rather expensive.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Also, Ghost, I wanted to clarify that I never donated during radio graffiti last show insulting the inner circle as well as BN King and Twilly.
That was someone impersonating me.
BN King has a point that TTS can be used to impersonate others and start drama.
Yeah, well, I don't know what to say about it, dude.
It's the interactivity of the show, man.
You understand?
That's what creates the interactivity out here.
All right?
And yeah, I don't know what I don't know what.
I don't, what the fuck.
I don't know what you want me to do, dude.
I don't know what you want me to do.
And shut up and don't fuck.
I'm tired of you fucking people in the chat room thinking that you can just fucking like talk to me like I'm an abused wife, dude.
All right?
You're talking to me like I'm an abused.
Hurry up.
Hurry up.
Get to it.
I'm not your fucking wife.
All right.
All right.
Son of a bitch.
I'm not on the fucking clock.
All right?
Shut up.
Look at these fucking ungrateful chop chops.
Look at these fucking ungrateful people.
Look at them.
Look.
Look.
Jesus Christ, man.
And I want to be honest with you.
You want me to come back tomorrow for Saturday Night Troll Show?
Buy that for a dollar.
Cultural connoisseur.
What the hell does that mean?
What does that mean?
What does that mean now?
Buy that for a dollar.
Art Hammond, La Casa and OC is the whole show.
What?
La Casa and OC, this show is full of autists.
Is this true?
Is this show full of autists?
Is it full of autists, for Christ's sake?
Yay, Spaghetti!
Yay!
And shut up in the fucking chat room, man.
Don't tell me what to do.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Albin's dirty wheelchair.
Fuck you, all right?
Listen, nobody tells me what to do.
All right?
Nobody.
And I mean nobody.
I'm doing me right now.
If you don't like it, just sit there and suck it.
All right.
It's Friday night anyway.
What the hell are you doing?
What are you doing?
You're sitting back here and you're using me as your cyberbullying punching bag for a Friday night.
That's what you're doing, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Are you still cucked if she pegged somebody else?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Hurry up, cunt.
Are you fucking joking?
Are you fucking joking me?
You just call me the C-word, you son of a bitch.
You think that I'm going to go ahead and, oh, yeah, I'm just going to hurry up so that these people that are insulting me and calling me a cunt and wanting me dead and want my fucking house to be flooded.
Yeah, yeah, I'm going to fucking hurry up, all right?
Yeah, I'm, yeah, son of a bitch.
I'm telling you, man.
I'm telling you, you, you fucking guys, dude.
You fucking guys.
Look, I'm not stalling.
I want to drink.
I want to smoke.
That's what I used to do on Friday and Saturday nights until I obligated myself to you fucking people.
All right?
That's what I used to do.
That's what I used to do.
Get back to work.
Fucking bastard.
Shut the fuck up.
Get back to work.
Are you still cucked if she pegged somebody else?
What the fuck are you talking about?
No.
All right.
Look, you'll be in the show now.
Is that it?
Would that make you assholes happy?
Huh?
I'd pay that for a dollar.
Joseph Stalin?
Joseph Stalin?
This is not winning brownie points, dude.
Hurry up, Sheckle Whore.
You fucking bastards.
I'm not a fucking whore.
Shut up!
There's no rush for RG.
Well, I hope so, Dark Me Magician Girl.
Congratulations, Ghost.
By insisting on interactivity, you created the ultimate tard magnet that you wanted to avoid to become.
What do you mean, man?
This is a part of the interactivity, dude.
That's what made true capitalist radio back in the day, you dumb fuck.
All right, that's what it is now.
But instead, these people are using the text of speech to vent their frustrations at me, to vent their microaggressions at me, to sit here and use me as their goddamn cyber pulley, bullying punching bag, and that's what they insist on doing.
And I don't get why.
I don't understand why.
All right.
You know what, engineer?
I'm going to take a break.
I'm taking a break.
And when I come back, we're going to go right to Radio Graffiti.
Do you understand that?
We're going right to Radio Graffiti because I got to fucking hook up a bunch of things.
I got to do this.
I got to do that.
So we're going to do that on this break.
Don't go anywhere.
All right.
Don't go anywhere.
I'm going to put on Insanity Control, which is the intro music of this broadcast.
It is a royalty-free heavy metal track on YouTube.
You know what?
Hey, De La Rocha, you know, you got a like kind of a Hispandex last name.
You know how to take multiple breaks.
You know what it's like.
You know?
I'll be right back.
I got to take a break.
I need to go eat my big fat burrito.
I mean, you, you get it.
All right.
Just sit there and shut your mouth.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
I'm serious, you know?
Give me a break.
I'll be right back.
I need to go and shit out my burrito.
I mean, you know, come on, dude.
Give me my drink.
All right.
I'm going to set up Radio Graffiti.
And when I come back.
Wait a minute.
Did you just put up?
There's a burrito.
There's actually a burrito emoji.
Oh, you've got to be kidding.
They're trying to dumb us all down now, dude.
They're trying to dumb us all down.
This fucking De La Rocha just put in a fucking burrito emoji.
All right.
I'll be right back, dude.
I'm going to set up Radio Graffiti and hurry up and get the fuck out of here and all this shit.
What?
What?
Tick tock, tick tock, tick.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
I'm not a fucking jukebox, all right?
I'm doing me right now.
Do you understand that, trolls?
You've been doing you for the past five hours.
All right.
I'm doing me.
And shut up with the fucking burrito.
Now, no, look, look, look at the chat room.
They're filling the chat room with a bunch of damn fucking burrito emojis for Christ's sake, man.
All right.
I'll be right back.
You know what?
Put the fucking intro music on, Engineer.
Do we have it?
Yes or no?
Just put it on.
I'm fucking tired of these people for Christ's sake.
All I do for these stupid internet fucking assholes, they make me fucking sick.
What a fucking tinder fuck.
End your
show.
All right, here we are.
All right, take me out, engineer.
All right, take me out.
All right, folks.
I guess it's about that time, even though I don't think you sons of bitches deserve it.
After five hours and twenty-five minutes of nothing but pure, you know, fucking internet hell, just like pure internet hell, dude, is what it was.
So with that being said, let's go ahead and I guess, hold on.
Sorry about that, dude.
It had to be done.
Radio Graffiti Spectacle Start00:14:31
Anyway, without any further ado, let's just go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
And I'm talking about radio graffiti.
That's right, folks.
Radio graffiti, the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
All you've got to do is give me a call at that call-in number right now, 515-604-9052.
And once the automated operator bitch starts talking, go ahead and push in the code 844-286 and the pound or hashtag sign.
What is this?
Great.
You're finally at RG.
Yeah.
You're getting later and later each time.
I even fell asleep last episode waiting for it.
You know, well, too bad, bro.
All right.
I mean, it is what it is.
I'm a man of the people.
All right.
I'm a fucking machine.
I could go seven hours.
I can go 10 hours if I want to.
All right.
I can go 24 hours if I want to.
Do you understand?
I'm a machine.
Not even joking.
And, you know, the thing, I have to have a fucking, you know, fulfill my own life.
I got to do my own thing out here for Christ's sake.
All right.
And you know what?
Hey, PSN Parker Place, shut up.
All right.
If you don't like it, you can get the hell out of here and go whack off to your goddamn enemy garbage and take pylons with you.
All right.
I'm out here.
Do you understand?
I am YouTube Live now.
You know what I mean?
I am YouTube Live Broadcasting now.
Do you understand that?
Do you understand that?
All the other CX bastards and all these people, where are they going?
They're going to the goddamn SJW Twitch.
SJW.
I want to get on Twitch.
I got to make sure I can get my Twitch.
Ghost Politics equals Albof Schitler.
You fucking idiot.
Just shut up.
All right.
Just shut up.
There's a new fucking man in town that is YouTube.
All right.
It's this man right here for Christ's sake.
All right.
All right.
Just sit there and shut your mouth.
All right.
I'm a machine.
Look, we're almost at five hours and 30 minutes.
Five hours and 30 minutes, baby.
Woo!
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Wait, wait, wait, 24-hour radio graffiti for a thousand bucks?
You know what?
If I'm going to do a 24-hour, wait, 24-hour radio graffiti?
Is that what you asked for?
24-hour radio graffiti?
24-hour radio graffiti?
I don't know about that, dude.
You know, just anyway, hold on.
We got to get to Radio Graffiti for Christ's sake.
I mean, I'm sitting over here.
I'm talking to you people.
And, you know, you people are just being a bunch of butt monkeys over here.
All right.
Let's go.
Do we got callers, Engineer?
Do we even have callers for Christ's sake?
Well, then let's go ahead and get to Radio Graffiti right now.
All right.
Who the hell do we got here?
All right.
We got, how about an anonymous radio graffiti?
987 radio graffiti?
Just admit that I made you look lower than a leprechaun's nutsack, you faggot.
Oh, shit.
I wasn't supposed to say that.
Get this asshole off.
Gotta get it.
Yeah, get that.
Shut up.
Hey, hey, get it off.
Get it off.
Let me tell you something.
The people aren't going to believe that because they know it's a splice.
And of course, you had to, you know, put it in some cartoon voice.
All right?
You had to put it in some cartoon voice because you sons of bitches can't do it in my voice.
And you know you're all a bunch of goddamn lions splicing pieces of shit.
All right?
All right.
What do we got here?
How about who the fuck is it?
Gassy Mexican Radio Graffiti?
I guess my guy.
What the fuck?
I mean, get the gassy Mexican request.
Gassy Mexican.
Aye, yeah.
Choloyoris.
Get the fuck out of here for Christ's sake.
We got who the hell is Imperial Capitalist Radio Graffiti?
And I want you.
I'm checking off of you.
I'm checking off to your Facebook kid.
To your Facebook picture.
Your Facebook pictures.
Jesus Christ.
Your Facebook picture.
Hey, you know what you need?
You know what you need?
You need that, like, what is that?
Auto-tunes, like, like T-Payne had.
I'm T-Payne.
Come on, man.
Let me buy you a drink.
You need that, like, fucking auto-tune shit.
I'm T-Payne.
Come on, man.
Let me buy you a drink.
Come on, man.
I mean, you know what I mean?
All right, what do we got here?
How about?
Uh-oh.
Oh, this sounds serious.
This sounds very serious.
A message to Tweeley, Radio Graffiti.
Hello, that Ghostla.
Big Man Tarn here.
Twelvey Atkins must be stopped.
What are you waiting for?
That's Twilight.
To burn Charlie Atkins.
Are you joking?
Get this shit.
No!
No way!
Oh my God, no!
Leave!
Goddamn God!
Son of a bitch!
Fucking Christ, are you joking?
Who the hell did this, man?
Who the hell did that crap, man?
I mean, do you understand, you sick trolls?
Twilly Atkins did shit for you people for years.
And one day, one day, she enters the inner circle and then suggests that maybe we shouldn't have radio graffiti.
And then you turn on her like she was never nothing, you swine.
You swine!
I mean, you ungrateful swine.
I'm telling you, you see this, trolls?
Let this be a lesson to you, all right?
Let this be a lesson that these people are a bunch of unloyal pieces of garbage.
I can't believe y'all did that.
I can't believe y'all fucking did that, man.
All right, let's move on for Christ's sake.
Who the hell?
Twitter beefers, radio graffiti.
Seriously, Samsung.
Radio graffiti.
I mean, just the other day, remember, like a week ago, a week ago, you idiots were talking.
You were talking about, goddamn, that stupid dumb flatboard that needs to screw.
Mrs. Ghost.
And I said she was stupid.
She was nothing.
She's a piece of crap.
And you know what?
What happened recently?
What did Trump tweet about?
Mrs. Ghost gave her a damn digital backhand on Twitter.
So shut up, man.
Fuckin' Samsung, you fuckin' stupid...
Freakin' backhand!
Ugh!
Get out of here, man!
I knew you, you fucking seriously, Samsung punk.
I should have kept you banned, but of course, Jackler saved your day.
And you know what?
Hey, seriously, Samsung, you better be sucking the schlonghead of Jackler because you wouldn't be here if it wasn't for Jackler.
Do you understand me, you punk?
You're a punk.
And who the hell is that?
Wait a minute.
Jet ski around Ghost House Radio Graffiti.
We got Pylon's Radio Graffiti.
All right, take me out, engineer, you son of a bitch.
Take me out.
You sorry sack of shit.
You know, you see why I don't like you?
You see why I don't like you?
I wish this was your face.
I wish this was your fake.
I wish this was all your faces.
I wish this was a good baller Friday radio graffiti.
And you all think that I'm going to do a Saturday night troll show?
Huh?
You all think that I'm going to do a Saturday night fucking troll show for you people?
You got another thing coming.
You got another fucking thing coming, you piece of crap.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Who the hell is this?
Mr. Johnny Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, a few shows back, you're talking about selling some cans.
You know, how about, you know, you sell me a couple of those cans, I'll melt them down to a nice long heads.
That way, you know, I can have a little bit of you around me.
Are you telling me that you're going to make a cock ring out of the cans?
Yeah, man.
I mean, you know, hey, look, there's a huge market in sex toys.
And your show.
Hey, wait a minute.
Hold on.
Hold on a second.
Are you Ice Poseidon?
You sound like Ice Poseidon.
No, I'm not.
Is this Ice Poseidon?
No, it's not.
You know, give me a fucking dude.
Fucking dude.
Say it.
Say that.
Say, fuck it, dude.
Say that.
ZX the chat, dude.
Come on, man.
ZX in the chat, baby.
I'm Ice Poseidon, dude.
Come on, man.
ZX in the chat.
You know, I want to be honest with you.
You know, that sounds a little fishy.
That sounds a little bit like Paul Donino there.
Fuck it, dude.
I'm over here, dude.
I'm gonna go to Texas, dude.
You want to know why?
Because I want to be closer to ghost, dude.
You know what I mean?
I want to be guided by that energy, dude.
Fuck it, dude.
Fuck it, dude.
All right.
Who the hell else do we have here for Christ's sake?
Who the hell is Skinny Jim Radio Graffiti?
Night Prowler, Trader Graffiti.
I gotta go hear what the fuck is going on with Mrs. Ghost.
So I'm gonna be right back and see what the fuck this bronze doing for Christ's sake.
Telling you, this is why I'm telling you, folks.
You know, you got to fucking lay up the smack it down sometimes.
Wow.
Shit, I hurt my fucking head.
You fucking bastards, dude.
I never did that.
You're a fucking bitch.
Don't you dare!
Don't you dare!
Son of a bitch!
I'm not a wife beater, assholes.
No matter what, you stupid idiot troll splice.
I'm not a wife beater.
I wear wife beaters, okay?
Occasionally, I wear a wife beater.
I'm not a wife beater.
I'm not.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm tired of you fucking dick.
Who the hell is Edis Turtle, radio graffiti?
Back in the old days, all right, it wasn't not acceptable to give niggers a slap every now and then.
And look, as uncomfortable as it is to say, you people are a waste of human life, and I don't like you, okay?
Get this shit out of here.
I never said that.
That's a fucking splice, you.
I'm not racist.
I'm not racist.
Ah, you fucking bastard.
I never said that.
That's a fucking splice, and everybody knows it, man.
That's a goddamn splice.
Man, did you want me to do the Saturday night troll show tomorrow?
Are you serious?
I'm gonna take, you know what?
I'm gonna take tomorrow off.
All right, I'm doing me tomorrow.
I'm not gonna sit over here and do a Saturday night troll show after you sons of bitches did this shit after you people did this.
How dare you, dude?
I'm not even joking.
How dare you, man?
How dare you?
How dare all of you, man?
I can't believe.
I just, I can't, I can't fucking believe you people, man.
I can't!
You assume that I'm just going to sit up here and do a troll show tomorrow?
You actually believe this?
I mean, this is in your heads.
This is in your heads?
I'm not going to do it.
You're fucking shut up, all right?
Just shut your mouth.
Shut your mouth.
Jukebox Troll Show Refusal00:13:13
What is this?
Yes, you are.
You fucking idiots.
Shut up, man.
Shut up.
Son of a bitch.
And what if I'm not?
What if I'm not here tomorrow, asshole?
Huh?
Jesus Christ, you're making me belch, man.
What if I'm not here?
What are you going to do about it?
Huh?
What the hell are you going to do about it?
All right, that's enough.
I'm only going to take a couple more of these goddamn stupid radio graffiti calls.
And I'm getting out of here for Christ's sake.
I'm going to get out of here.
Who the hell is this hardcore.Wave radio graffiti.
I am the horse, man.
Mentally mad.
I'm a super set another roof.
My name is Seth Cage.
I've got the big flags at the blade.
One, two, sex.
Yeah, I feel hardcore.
I feel hardcore.
All right, let's turn it off for Christ's sake and shut up in the chat room, man.
I feel hardcore, baby.
I feel hardcore.
And hold on, who is this?
The N-worder radio graffiti.
How does it feel to watch your wife get crashed by a dick black bull?
Seeing naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch.
Big heads dropping cots.
All right, yeah, real funny, you idiot.
Real funny, you stupid moron.
And you know what that sounded like?
That sounded like the communist for Trump, but with a lower voice, he's like, I'm going to try to do my voice really low and see what happens.
It's not happening, all right?
It's not happening.
All right, it's not happening.
All right, who the hell?
Let's do a couple more out here.
All right, I'm getting out of here.
How about another anonymous?
Let's get an anonymous radio graffiti.
Can you wear your wife's beater when you ram me in the ass, Daddy?
Get this fruit bowl out of here for Christ's sake man What up?
Why are you now?
I'm a cunt.
I'm not doing the fucking radio graffiti.
What's your problem?
Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, I'm damned if I do, and I'm damned if I don't, for Christ's sake, man.
I'm just some fucking, you know, I'm a jukebox to you people, right?
I'm a fucking jukebox, for heaven's sake, man.
415 Raider Graffiti.
Hey, what's up, ghosts?
How you doing?
What's up, man?
I actually before we had Radio Graffiti, I had a talk with Captain Dessey.
He said a lot of things about what's going on with Truli Atkins and all the other stuff.
Is it really true that Truli's been receiving threats from trolls?
If so, I just want to say the outer circle is not responsible for that.
We're actually trying to figure out what's going on.
Yeah, right.
Get this fruit bowl out of here.
You know what?
You sound like a fucking fruit bowl that can't even sputter out a sentence fragment out of your goddamn fucking ass burger's mouth.
All right?
If you're going to sit here and you're going to call me and you better talk to me like a man, all right?
You talk to me like a fucking man for Christ's sake.
All right?
Tired of these fucking soy boys, man.
I'm tired of soy boys, man.
You talk to me like a man.
I'm just fucking fucking tweezing.
Shut the fuck up, man.
Jesus Christ.
Sound like a man.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, shut up.
I mean, listen.
I mean, I'm being serious right now, boy.
All right.
I'm trying to teach these youngins out here that are drinking too much soy and living with their single mamas.
I'm teaching them how to be a man.
Wait, 987 or anonymous?
What are you talking about, man?
I don't see a 987.
I don't see a 987 here, you son of a bitch.
Jesus Christ, you see, you tell me to.
All right, I'll do an anonymous one.
All right, I'm an anonymous radio graffiti.
987 radio graffiti?
I'm a melting pot of friendship, man.
I'm a nice guy.
It will be legal in Texas to shoot niggers.
Niggers.
Niggers.
That's a fucking splice, you fucking asshole.
Tiger, that's a fucking splice.
Fucking assholes, man.
I'm tired of you splicers, man.
Son of a bitch.
God damn it, what a fucked up episode this has fucking been, man.
What a fucked up episode.
That's a goddamn splice, man.
And all the true listeners know it, man.
All the true listeners know it, man.
You fucking pieces of shit.
I'm fucking tired.
I'm just so goddamn tired of this crap, man.
I'm tired, man.
Yes, I'm aware of it.
And it's your fault.
It's your fault, Arn Hammond.
It's your fault, Jackler.
It's your fault, PSN Parker.
It's your fault, Pylons.
It's your fault.
All right, I know it.
It's your fault.
It's all of you, trolls' fault.
It's your goddamn fault.
Jesus Christ, I need some fr.
You know what?
I need some goddamn more beer for Christ's sake.
All right.
I need more beer for Christ's sake, man.
And look at this.
I'm almost six hours, you sons of bitches, huh?
I'm a machine.
Do you understand me?
I'm a machine.
And let me tell you something.
I am YouTube.
You understand that?
What is this?
51.
Shut up, man.
Just sit there and shut up.
Give me my goddamn beer.
You're goddamn right, baby.
Woo!
I'm a fucking machine, man.
All right, you people are just hating on me because I'm just, you know, I'm a capitalist.
You know, I know a lot of things.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm very well knowledgeable, very well-read.
I'm an articulate man.
I mean, you know what I'm saying?
And I'm a fucking machine!
Ha ha ha ha!
Woo!
Just call me machine.
All right, give me my freaking beer.
Cheers to once again the capitalist army.
Cheers to the inner circle.
And all you troll terrorists out there, fuck you.
All right.
You goddamn turkey tits sporting bitch tits having goddamn sons of bitches.
You're my drink. I'm a machine.
All right.
I'm a fucking machine.
Don't you ever forget it.
All right.
I'm a machine.
Who are we out there?
We got 570 radio graffiti.
Oi ghost, how you doing?
It's all you closed off.
How are you doing, mate?
Hey, what's going on?
Who is this?
This is Olive.
How you doing?
Hey, Oli, what's going on?
What's going on, man?
How you doing?
I'm enjoying the show tonight.
I went to work and I was listening to you tonight.
And I got to say, cheers to you.
Cheers to the NG.
And yeah, good show, mate.
Hey, man.
Thank you very much, man.
Cheers, Jim.
I mean, cheers to Oliver, man.
I mean, hey, here we go, man.
Cheers to him, dude.
And look, you should be thanking that, dude, because that's why we're doing the chat room shout-outs and radio graffiti.
So don't disrespect.
Do you understand?
All right, what else we got here?
How about how about 561 radio graffiti?
Just white man, I'm a white man, and I don't like black people, and I don't like Jews.
I'm gonna shoot black people.
Jews.
Oh, my God.
That's not funny, dude I mean, that is not funny.
You get what I'm telling you, people.
These people splice my voice.
They make me think a bunch of shit or make you think a bunch of shit.
Make me say a bunch of shit.
And, you know, this is where we're at.
All right.
All right.
Let's move on.
How about King Demo Plan Radio Graffiti?
You're a fucking time.
You fucking piece of shit.
You shut the fuck up, you asshole.
You shut the fuck up.
I'm telling you, you internet people make me fucking sick, dude.
I'm not even joking around, man.
All right.
Truth hurts, radio graffiti.
Zen Commander, Radio Graffiti.
If you're over the fucking age of 18 and still watch cartoons, you should be fucking killed as far as I'm concerned.
I'm not even kidding around.
I'm not even kidding.
If I was pure, you'd be the first one to the goddamn up.
No, no, no, I never said that.
That's a fucking splice of damage.
That's a goddamn splice, man.
I never said that.
Son of a bitch, man.
I'm telling you, you fucking trolls.
I'm sick of you, man.
I'm sick of you, dude.
I'm not even...
I can't believe that you fucking sit here and splice me like that, man.
You sit here and splice me.
I'm sick.
I'm sick of you, goddamn trolls, man.
I never said that.
Don't believe these goddamn people, man.
I never said that, man.
I never said that.
I never goddamn said that.
They spliced it.
These fucking trolls are soulless.
They're assholes.
They're soulless.
Fucking you see how they fucking just they splice my voice.
They make me say shit I don't man Don't believe these fucking trolls.
These trolls are scum man.
This is the fucking disgusting bowels of the internet for Christ's sake man.
Don't that was a splice man That was a damn splice for Christ's sake man 214 radio graffiti The hell do you want My name is Maximilian Pekasis.
I donated earlier today, announcing your ban.
Uh, okay from Yu-Gi-Oh.
Voice Splicing Trolls Scum00:03:26
Oh, okay.
Well, regretfully, for my previous statement.
Yeah, you better, for Christ's sake.
What are you talking about?
I'll probably inform you that you're banned from Yu-Gi-Oh!
All right, get this.
You know, I'm not banned from Yu-Gi-Oh!, dude.
Let me tell you something.
I've got a deck that'll kick the shit out of any of these stupid tards that are out here at these comic book stores or at Toys R Us.
All right, I've got a pure offensive deck.
You know what?
I should pull some of this shit.
You know what?
I'm not going to pull it out.
I'm not going to pull my Yu-Gi-Oh! cards out, dude.
All right.
Son of a bitch.
I'm telling you.
The only reason that I didn't enter any contest because I didn't want to, it was unfair.
It was unfair.
All right.
It was unfair.
What?
Hail Cutler, asshole.
Hail Cutler.
Jesus Christ.
How about 916 Radio Graffiti?
Okay, close to what's up, it's Brooke.
Hey, Brooke, what's going on?
How you doing?
Good.
Two quick things.
One, sorry that I haven't donated as much as other people.
I'm just, you know, still going through a lot and still trying to study for my test next week.
Yeah.
So I was just, I did, however, get a private message from Twilly.
And there is, you know, at least from the one positive thing that I do want to say about her is that she did at least seem through the message that I got, she seemed genuinely pretty concerned about me.
I'm not sure.
Obviously, you can't tell what people's intentions are through text, but at least the message I got seemed pretty positive and uplifting.
And she basically told me that everyone in the inner circle was, you know, concerned about me and looking after me.
So just, you know, thank all of y'all, man.
Thank thank you.
Hey, no problem.
I mean, we're just, we're concerned about you, man.
We want to make sure everything's all good.
Is everything okay?
You want to give us any kind of like update or something?
Yeah, yeah.
I pretty much just try to hang in there and just trying to, you know, you know, take it one step at a time, you know, just work on my music and work on trying to get back out there.
And hopefully this job works out for me.
But if not, then it is what it is.
I'm not going to meet my stupid, you know, idiot landlord, kick me out.
And, you know, obviously I'm not going to go too deep into that.
But I was listening to another podcast earlier today, and the person mentioned forgiveness.
And I'm like, that is so, that resonates so much with me right now.
I just need to let go of all the grudges, you know, in my heart and just, you know, forgive those that do me wrong.
So, you know, just good show tonight.
And yeah, that's pretty much it.
It is 12.30 and I need to, you know, get up tomorrow to go to the library, get some studying done, hopefully.
But yeah, just cheers and thanks for shouting me out for the $25 donor.
Hey, no problem, Brooke.
Forgiveness Trump Grudges00:04:47
And look, we are genuinely concerned about you.
And I hope everything's all good.
And I'm glad that you called up.
Cheers to you.
And I'm glad that Twilly Atkins, you're talking with her and everything's all good.
Everything should be fine.
Everything should be fine.
All right.
Don't worry.
Be happy.
Don't worry.
Be happy now.
Yeah, we get it.
All right.
Who else we have here?
How about 630 radio graffiti?
Hello?
What's up, man?
What's going on?
Oh, hey, Ghost.
Hey, Garcia.
What's going on, man?
Hey, I found some music that you will probably like.
All right, what's going on?
I come to make an announcement.
Shout out to the hair talking about bitch-ass motherfucker.
You can't sell my fucking wife.
That's right.
She's fucking anti-looking.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
This is saying, wait, wait, hold on, hold on.
That wasn't the kid that we usually hear from.
That sounded like another kid.
I mean, are kids literally listening to this broadcast?
You listen, you kids, don't listen to this broadcast.
I'm not even joking.
I don't even know what you're doing up this late for Christ's sake, man.
What are y'all doing up this late, man?
Good God.
All right, who is this?
Ghost the pot smoking duckman radio graffiti.
What's going on, folks?
This is the mainstream media here with an emergency message that a Trumpist army into the past.
Folks, we are witnessing a systematic attempt by the political game, by the street media, and by the deep stead in an attempt to undermine President Joe to remove him from Trump's ass.
They are attempting to seed in the past of Mr. and Mrs. Tixpat so that it can seed acceptance among the guests of America.
And folks, because this continuous pounding of my ass of Trump Trump, it seems to gain brush at this point in time.
It is gaining traction.
And I am putting a call to everyone that is listening to the sound of my sound that still has a fraction of the spirit of the magic warriors.
It is shut up, man.
You see what I'm talking about when I say splicing, folks?
You see what I'm saying?
I've never said any of this shit.
Everybody knows it.
You people are just sitting here just, you know.
I mean, this is the bad part about doing the broadcast that I do, man.
Some of these people can splice whatever the hell they want and play it.
And people are going to think that's me.
All right.
People are going to think that.
I mean, it's not me.
Always remember, don't believe these fucking trolls.
Don't believe them.
All right.
All right.
Who else do we have here?
All right.
Who the hell?
Bon Scott was great.
Radio Graffiti.
This is Bones from AC Easy.
Good morning.
You're going to count down throughout the street.
I don't like to hug the camera.
Hello.
Hello.
This is AC Easy.
Now we just tucked in.
Top prop to say, hello, home.
Hello.
Hey, wait, wait a minute.
Was that really Bon Scott, or was that, you know, was that somebody trying to be Bon Scott?
All right.
Excuse my belch, but y'all know what happened to Bon Scott.
You know, he got so drunk that he passed out in his car that was outside his driveway, and it was like freezing cold, and he froze to death.
He had frostbite, he froze to death in his car because he was passed out drunk.
So just a little tidbit.
I'm just saying.
All right, who else do we got here?
How about how about the truth, radio graffiti?
Bon Scott Drunk Death Tale00:10:52
I'm talking about self-serving, unappreciative autists, asphes, feminists, faggots, dykes.
No, no, no, you see.
No, you see, that's a splice.
You can touch it.
Shut up, man.
Shut the fuck up, man.
I'm tired of you, assholes.
I never said that.
I never said that.
Don't listen to these stupid troll terrorists and cyber vermin punks.
That was a splice, man.
That was a splice.
You all shut up.
You all in the chat room to shut up, man.
It was a splice.
These people are bastards, man.
These people are bastards.
I'm not.
I'm tired.
I'm tired of this shit, man.
You people are trying to make me look like some kind of a fucking asshole.
I'm not like that.
It's not real.
Don't believe these trolls.
I've been here for six hours.
Look at you people are fucking Fuck you man Fuck you.
I'm taking one more call and that's it.
I'm taking one more call and that's it.
And you all in the chat room can shove your splices and shove your lies and shove your abuses of me and shove it right up your goddamn shit funnel.
All of you.
Right up your poop chute.
Right up your mud-butt-ritten asses.
All of you.
That was a goddamn splice for Christ's sake, man.
All right.
You people that are true fans, you know that, right?
You know that.
You know these people are sick.
You know these people are perverted.
You know these people are trolls, dude.
They just want to do anything to make me look like a piece of trash.
That's what these trolls do.
That's what they do.
They try to make me look like a piece of trash because they're pieces of trash.
Because they're losers.
Because they're haters.
That's why they do it, man.
These aren't real.
They're not real.
And look, there's people in the chat room.
There's people in the chat room that are saying we know it's not real.
Thank you, man.
Thank you, man.
It's not fucking real, man.
I'm a melting pot of friendship, man.
I'm a nice guy.
God, man.
How dare you, trolls?
How fucking dare you try to fucking lie about me?
You're lying.
You're lying.
All of you.
You're lying.
Here's my drink, man.
You're a bunch of goddamn liars.
You're phonies.
YOU'RE JUST A BUNCH OF BIG FAT FODYS!
Son of a bitch, man.
I'm tired of you, trolls, man.
I'm tired of you, man.
I was broadcasting tonight, episode 51, man, during a thunderstorm, man.
I put my $5,000 PC at risk for you fucks.
And you don't care!
Get over it, you cut you fucking fuck you!
Fuck you, man!
Fucking assholes, man!
You're all a bunch of assholes, man!
You don't even care!
I've been here for six hours!
Oh, Jesus fucking Christ, man!
I've been here for six hours, man!
And you don't even care!
You're spreading lies about me!
You're spreading goddamn lies about me!
You're splicing my voice!
I mean, good God!
Oh my god, good God, man!
I just fucking, you're fucking assholes, man!
And you all shut up!
I'm not crying, man!
I'm not fucking crying, man!
I'm hurt!
I'm hurt that you trolls would fucking splice me and make fucking people believe that I'm some kind of a racist and I'm some kind of a bastard, man.
How dare you!
How fucking goddamn dare you?
Give me my fucking drink, man.
You're a bunch of goddamn liars, man.
You're all a bunch of fucking...
I can't believe you, man.
I'm here for you for six hours during a thunderstorm.
You swine.
You pieces of garbage.
Oh, my God, man.
Give me my respect.
Give me my respect.
I deserve it.
After 51 episodes, give me my respect.
You son of a bitch.
Give me my respect.
Fucking pieces of crap, man.
All right, you all shut up in the chat room, man.
Six hours and you're a bunch of unappreciative pricks.
And you know what?
That's what boggles my mind with you fucking sick people.
You actually believe that I'm going to come here for fucking Saturday Night Troll Show tomorrow?
You actually believe that I'm going to, you're a fucking idiot.
You're a moron.
Fuck you and your research.
Fuck you, man.
Oh, God, man.
Oh, my God, man.
God damn all of you trolls.
God damn all of you trolls to hell, man.
God damn all of you trolls.
And shut up.
I want you to tell you fucking something.
If you fucking people think that I'm going to come here tomorrow for a Saturday night troll show, you've got another thing coming.
You've got another thing coming.
Oh, shut up, you fucking outer circle, you fucking asshole.
I'm taking one more and that's it, man.
And I'm out of here after this.
And I'm not.
I can't believe you ungrateful fucking people on the internet, man.
I can't believe you ungrateful people on the internet, man.
You actually think that I'm going to come here and waste a Saturday on you fucking goddamn digital social disease.
You actually believe this shit.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
I'm so tired.
I'm taking one more.
All right, shut up.
619 Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, I'd like to thank you for your service in the Vietnam War.
You're like a really good actor.
You fucking little bastard.
Is this this little bastard that keeps calling me up?
Are you that little prick?
I'm not a little prick, ghost.
I'm your worst nightmare.
Yeah, right.
You're a stunt.
I want to talk to your parents.
Shut up.
I want to talk to your parents.
I want to talk to your goddamn parents.
I want to talk to those.
I want to talk to your fucking parents, you stupid little brat.
My parents, why do you want to talk to my parents?
Who do you want to talk with?
My mom or my dad?
Because I want to tell them what type of fruity ass crack popped out of their fucking nutsack or their uterus pipe.
Do you understand me, you little brat?
Um, what I don't understand is why you're so mad about Vietnam.
You stupid.
You stupid, like, Westmoreland general.
Take Templeton to Hill 937.
You fucking little punk.
Who the hell's telling you to say this?
Who the hell is telling your little punk ass to say this?
By God, I'd fucking take you to the woodshed.
You understand that, boy?
I'd take you to the woodshed and I'd fucking make a goddamn man out of you.
Do you understand me, you little punk?
I'd make a man out of you.
Are you gonna hit me with your gay belt?
My gay belt?
What the fuck are you talking about, you little?
Yeah, your gay belt.
The it's not a gay belt, you stupid little fruit bowl.
All right, it's not a gay belt.
Yeah, it's a gay belt.
You hit your gay boyfriends with it, ghost.
All right, kid, I'm done.
You know what?
Fuck you, you little brat.
All right, let me tell you something.
You better tell your mom or your dad or whoever the hell you're living with that if I ever find out who the hell they are, I'd go over there, beat their ass, all right, and drown your goldfish and kick your dog just to show you that you need to learn how to be a real man instead of being some stupid little kid punk.
Do you understand me, you little brat?
Do you understand me?
I don't understand a thing you're saying, you fucking disabled skinhead.
All right, get this fucking stupid little brat out.
Get it!
Good!
Get it!
Stupid little fucking brat!
Ah, damn it!
I'm tired of that little brat!
Fucking assholes, man!
That's I want to know where the fucking parents are for that little brat.
I want to know where the parents are for that little brat.
I want to fucking know where the parents are, man.
Oh, fuck you, man.
You didn't fucking witch it, black hat.
Especially you, you stupid freak show punk.
Especially you.
All right, I'm ending the show.
I'm done with this shit.
I'm so fucking done.
Get me out of here, man.
Get this stupid shit out of here.
Yeah, goodbye is right.
Goodbye is right, man.
I give you my fucking heart, man.
My fucking heart.
I give you my soul with this show, man.
I've been on here for six hours and 12 minutes.
And to you, stupid fucking trolls, do you cyber vermin?
Do you internet people give a fuck?
You don't care!
I'll go shove it up your ass.
What is this?
Hold on.
What is this?
This is your.
This is.
What the fuck is this, Jackler?
You fucking asshole.
What is this?
And shut up.
Shut up.
Six Hours Done With Shit00:00:53
There's no 56 at all.
And shut up.
I'm tired.
You fucking trolls, man.
I'm fucking tired of it.
What is this, Jackler?
You fucking asshole.
You.
You fucking asshole.
I'm turning you stupid punks, man.
Shut it off.
Shut this shit off.
I'm done.
I'm done.
Stick a goddamn fork in me.
I'm done.
I'll try to fucking drive you piece of dick and you don't win nothing!