Ghost celebrates his 50th episode by aggressively defending his capitalist, isolationist stance against chat room trolls he labels "lazy leftists" and "cyber vermin." He refutes accusations of racism and Russian collusion while condemning LGBTQ advocacy for children and May Day's socialist origins. Amidst a barrage of explicit donation videos and audio splices, Ghost asserts his self-made status, critiques Obama-era foreign policy, and ultimately ends the broadcast due to the audience's chaotic behavior. [Automatically generated summary]
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me live right now, episode 50.
I hope.
And I sincerely hope that we have ourselves a decent show.
And the troll terrorist and the cyber vermin who continue to cyberbully me will go away.
And oh yeah, for all you leftists out there, for all you liberal long-haired hippies out there that are celebrating May Day, you know what May Day means?
Get back to work, you lazy leftists.
Get back to work.
You're damn right, folks.
Episode 50, we're telling all these damn May Day assholes, these left-wing liberal longhairs, get back to work.
Get back to work.
And everybody in the damn chat room better shut their asses.
I'm not late.
I got a surprise for you, sons of bitches.
You guys are out here talking a lot of garbage about me being late.
Hey, I tried.
I'm doing things, okay?
I'm trying to make the show better.
I'm adding little quirks and stuff.
So sit there and shut up.
I'm not late.
Episode 50 of the ghost show.
And I hope everybody's having a decent time.
All right, go ahead and take the music out, Engineer.
All right.
And by the way, take a look.
That's right.
We've embedded the chat room into the goddamn show, folks.
And the reason is, the reason we had to do this on episode 50 is because a lot of people, unfortunately, have me viewing media that gets me copyright struck.
Okay.
And then once I have to do or do what I have to do to just get rid of the damn copyright strike, the damn chat replay is no longer available.
All right.
So without any further ado, all right.
What is this?
I'm not saying that racist garbage.
All right.
And by the way, you all need to let the games begin, dude.
Come on, man.
I mean, come on, dude.
Come on, dude.
No, let's not go here, please.
Okay.
Let's not go here.
All right.
What is we going?
Are we with this TTS crap?
Hold on, hold on.
Jesus Christ.
Hold on.
You're a piece of crap.
Hold on.
I can hear it, but unfortunately, people can't.
So let me do something here.
Let me do something for Christ's sake.
Shut up, D-Ray.
I can hear you in my ear.
All right, hold on.
Hold on just a second.
All right, here we go.
Get back to work.
All right, look, shut up.
That's exactly what May Day is.
Get back to work.
And hey, shut up, Scat Man.
I'm not late.
Here, let's replay these donos here.
Okay, let the games begin.
Listen, if you are going to force me to play anime on here, I refuse to play anime.
I refuse it because that's what got us copyright struck the other day.
And here's this dumb damn donation for Christ's sake.
And here's D-Ray.
D-Ray, of course, talking about my president over here, the son of a bitch.
What is it?
Oh, you're late.
I was going to remind you that Trump is a dirty disposition.
He's not a neocon.
You don't know what a neocon is, D.
Yes, ghost, let me repeat what he's doing.
He is not a neocon.
He's not what a neocon would do.
Bolton needs to be shot and killed.
You don't even know what a neocon is, do you, you stupid moronic idiot.
All right?
And what is this?
Striking back at Zar.
Shut, shut up, all right?
Just shut your mouth.
And of course, get back to work.
That's rich coming from you, late bitch ass.
Yeah, real funny, you asshole, all right?
And Dem's bar fight.
Did y'all see that?
And we're going to talk about that later in the episode 50 if we get a chance to go to it.
But did y'all see the testimony of Attorney General William Barr testifying in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee and everybody on the left side of the Senate Judiciary Committee, all the Democrats, they were out here basically chastising this man for no reason and literally slandering this man's name.
All right?
Slandering this man's name.
And the reason they're doing so is because William Barr, at least if you take a listen to his testimony, he is going to re-look into what happened in the Hillary Clinton email scandal.
He's going to look at the higher echelons of the FBI and if they coordinated a disgusting, despicable Russian collusion hoax over the Trump administration.
And, you know, this is going to get to some serious crap.
I mean, you've got the Obama administration tied into this.
And that's why you had every Democrat in the Senate Judiciary Committee today chastising this man.
Mr. BN King!
What up, Ghost?
Just tuning it to make it rain.
Sorry, I haven't been the show.
I've been listening in the archives at work, which helps me out getting through the day.
Anyway, cheers on the 50th Ghost Show episode.
Hope you have a great day.
Hey, man, thank you very much, Mr. BN King.
Cheers to you.
Making it rain, and don't worry about it here.
The 5 April 30th, 2019, my kid was climbing on the shelf last night.
I told him, get down off there.
You're going to fall, break your neck, and end up like ghosts from the ghost in the middle.
That never said that.
I'm not goddamn.
I'm not in a wheelchair, first of all.
All right.
Hail Neil Connler.
Man, look, I'm going to talk to you about this.
We're going to talk about the Venezuelan coup.
I know all you idiots.
What is this?
Type in chat to me magic Twilly Atkins.
Me magic Twilly Atkins?
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
What the hell is that?
Not to mention, I hear Twilly Atkins is not very liked amongst you trolls for some reason because Twilly Atkins is a part of the inner circle.
And, you know, once people go into the inner circle and realize the type of serious conversation and the serious group, the serious think tank that the inner circle is, they, you know, it's a different, they get a different frame of mind.
And by the way, I emailed Simulator Player23.
If you happen to be out there, I emailed you with the link.
You didn't click it.
I'll email it again.
So if you're out there, Simulator Player 23, I emailed you the link.
You didn't click it, and it's only for 24 hours.
So FYI.
Now, I want to talk about, since you idiots, D-Ray and people are calling me Neo Connler and all that other nonsense, I want to talk about the, I want to talk about this Venezuela coup.
Now, obviously, what's happening here is you have some intelligence agencies backing up the opposition to the communist regime of Nicolas Maduro.
And you've got this opposition leader, Guajardo or Guido or whatever his name is.
I'm sorry, I'm not good with Mexican.
But either way, he's the opposition leader, and he has galvanized the people in an attempt to raise up against the tyrannical communist regime of Nicholas Maduro.
Okay?
And the reason we're backing them up is because the foreign policy of the neocons, D-Ray.
All right, hold on.
What is this?
I stand above Tweeley.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Hey, what up, Cuckler?
Yo, ghost, how's it going?
Listen to the show at work while saving footage of a teenager falling off the shopping center roof while trying to show off to his so-called best.
I'm telling you, man, hey, cheers to you, Cuckler.
Once again, cheers to BN King for the $25 dono.
But I want to say this, okay?
The former neocon foreign policy, which the Bush administration and the Obama administration followed, was what?
Why were you late again?
A lot of good men were waiting for you.
What the hell is that?
Wait, what the hell does that mean?
What does that mean?
Just about finished this 24 and a half hour wrangling.
Whoa.
Bring on beer o'clock.
Shout out to you.
I hear that, especially after a hard day's work.
Cheers to Distillen.
Cheers to Cuckler.
Once again, cheers to the BN King.
And I want to say something, okay?
The Neocon foreign policy.
All right.
Twilly Atkins, a sellout.
Man, look, don't talk about that crap, all right?
I mean, I can't believe that you people would act this way.
I can't believe it.
What is this?
Hashtag, I stand behind ghost at Teckeye.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
And I don't want to hear from you, Dark Meme Magician girl, especially you.
All right.
You're like a pimple on my ass.
I'm not even joking around, man.
All right.
So the bottom line is this.
I want to remind everybody that the foreign policy of the neoconservatives was this perpetual war.
You know, remember, I mean, there was a lot of you leftists that are now praising George W. Bush Jr. that back then were protesting against him, saying that he should be impeached because of the Iraq war and the Afghan war.
Corn.
All right.
Just shut up.
All right.
I'm talking here.
I'm talking.
Let me talk.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
We will reign supreme.
I stand above Twee.
Shut up, please.
All right.
Everybody just shut up and let me talk here because we got a lot of people making some insinuations that I'm some kind of a goddamn neocon and I'm not.
George Bush Jr., which created the Iraq and Afghan war, that was a neoconservative strategy.
You know what neoconservative means?
It means democratization by force.
It means democratization at the barrel of a gun.
And why did they want to do this?
Hold on.
Simulator player, hey, cheers, ghost.
You never got that link.
Hey, man, I will email your email address that you use to donate to this chat or to donate to this show.
I use that email and I will do it again right after this broadcast if I'm not too drunk.
And shut up with the goddamn cornomore emojis, man.
Shut up with the corn emojis.
I'm trying to talk here.
This is serious business, all right?
Now, once again, who perpetuated that strategy of neoconservatism?
But not just George Bush, but Obama.
But Obama.
So Anime gave you a strike.
Fuck you.
Karma finally caught up with me.
You stupid cartoon fetish prick.
Trump was the best thing that happened to George Dubia.
I still remember when the left tore him limb to limb over atrocities in Iraq.
I know.
Now they hate Trump so much when he's as isolationist as they were back there.
You're telling me.
It boggles my mind.
It boggles my mind, Ashley.
It boggles my mind, for heaven's sake.
Truth that everyone sold out to Anime 304 for the best.
No, listen, I'm not playing any enemy.
All right.
I'm not playing any enemy.
What's up?
58th anniversary of bin Laden embarking on his trip to hell courtesy of the Navy.
You know what?
I want a proof of death.
I want a proof of death of Bin Laden.
We never saw a dead body.
I didn't see a dead body.
As a matter of fact, we gave him a hero's funeral thanks to Obama.
And what is this?
Inner circle, great circle merge.
You're never going to be a fucking circle merge, you idiot.
Corn, if Tweeley is a traitor.
Look, shut up.
I want proof that Bin Laden got killed.
I want proof of death.
Remember when Barack Obama gave him a goddamn hero's ceremony?
Like, we're not going to show his picture because it's going to disrupt a lot of the jihadis and it's going to get them all riled up.
It's like drawing Mohammed.
And we're not doing that.
We're going to bury him at sea.
This show is so boring.
You never talk about anything of substance.
I'm talking about it now.
All the time.
Snore.
If I wanted to listen to people get fucked up, I'd head down to the spaghetti factory, but I'd probably run into your hambo.
Shut up, asshole.
I'm not eating spaghetti anymore because I got food poisoned from it.
I'm not eating spaghetti anymore.
Tweeley Atkins equals Ghost's wife.
Shut.
Shut your mouth, all right?
Just shut up already.
Good God, man.
Anyway, I'm actually saying something to you people on what the strategy is now.
Now, as you can see, the Trump administration is not going for any of these international wars, which is democratization by force.
Now, if you heard Michael Bolton a couple of weeks ago, he announced that America's manifest destiny is upon us.
And as a result, the goal of our foreign policy in America is now to create an all-free Western hemisphere, which will be the first free hemisphere in the world in world history.
And the only thing that we need to do is take these leftist, socialist, communist, variant regimes out in South America, in Cuba, and make these folks want freedom so we can make this, once again, make this the freest hemisphere that has ever existed.
This is world history in the making.
This is a foreign policy that combats neoconservatism.
Diablo Anime Bullshit00:11:38
It's no secret that Ghost is playing for the pink team.
What?
Why else do you think he's constantly telling people to shove foreign objects out there?
I want to know why I keep saying that because I know it's very uncomfortable.
I'm pretty sure that, you know, something that orifice that is meant for, you know, piles of escrime to come out of, I'm pretty sure that shoving something in there is not, I don't know, maybe for some people, they like their prostate massaged in that capacity.
The sign on my ass says do not enter, okay?
Now, look, I'm going to play a couple of these damn 12 buckers here.
And listen, if they are enemy, I'm not playing them.
All right.
I can't believe these anime little fruits that draw this sick, dumb, pathetic cartoon girl fetish nonsense.
I can't believe that they're being such sticklers about somebody who, and let's be honest, all right?
Every time I view some kind of a goddamn 12-bucker clip that you people want to me to see, I critique it.
I talk about it.
That should fall under fair use, but try to tell that to these goddamn anime creating pieces of freaking cartoon girl fetish.
To mysteriously flush Osama bin Laden down the ocean.
That's what I'm saying, dude.
That's what I'm saying, Nico.
He's streaming right now.
Osama never dies.
Listen, I just want proof of death of Osama bin Laden.
Okay, Barack Obama gave this guy a hero's funeral.
All right.
We're not going to photograph his dead body.
We're not going to show it off because it'll infuriate the jihadist.
Just like if you draw Mohammed, you know, we're going to go ahead and curb our freedoms so that we can oblige a bunch of nutcases.
What is this?
Leaked footage of ghosts.
All right, look, shut up.
Shut your mouth.
All right.
I'm about to play one of these damn things.
Just shut up.
What the hell is this?
What you're describing is exactly what a neocon wants.
Bolton admitted yesterday.
And it's not about oil exclusively.
Bolton and Pompeo want a fucking war.
It's not.
Well, you know, I'm not against a war in Venezuela.
Only when all governments do as the USA says will they be truly free.
Nice boomer logic.
We have the freest country in the world.
And that's what these women in this country, these feminists that bitch and moan, that are always always protesting.
That's what the LGBTQ doesn't understand.
That's why they're always protesting.
They're in the freest country in the world that not only protects them from being assaulted, from being raped, from being persecuted, but it also gives them the right to piss and moan just because.
Death to Trump the cuck all hell deep.
That ain't Twilly Atkins.
That's probably D-Ray for Christ's sake.
All right.
Now the bottom line is this.
The new foreign policy for America is an all-free Western hemisphere.
Because what's going on in the East?
Zabavno no nasimam delio.
Sit alo Veneswell confirmed.
Donateza.
Talk to me in American.
I don't know how many times I'm going to tell you people, all right?
Talk to me in American.
All right.
Did you know that Street Fighter character Guile was based after JoJo characters rapist Jay Guil, Nazi Rudolf von Stroheim, and French pretty boy Gene Polner?
I don't believe that, Diablo.
You're a sick freak anyway.
I don't believe you.
Mrs. Ghost is actually dead.
She died in one of Ghostler's shows.
This easily explains the longer shows and craving for human advantages.
You're a shot.
Whoever the hell donated that, you're a ghost conspiracy theory.
Ghostler supports al-Qaeda.
What the fuck?
No, I don't.
Shut up.
Best time of ghost life.
All right, look, I'm going to play a couple of these.
And, you know, then we're going to move on.
And, you know, I hope that you all appreciate that the chat is now in a part of the show.
Now you morons are a part of the show.
and I hope that you're all happy, for Christ's sake.
All right, now let's, let's, I can't believe I'm doing this.
I shouldn't be doing this.
And like I said, if you donate something, 12-bucker and it's anime, I'm not playing it.
All right.
American is not a real language.
You dumb redneck.
Hail Hickler.
No, let me tell you something.
When you got these immigrants out here that are talking to me in all kinds of foreign languages, I don't want to hear that.
Do you understand?
I'm from America.
I want you sons of bitches to talk to me in American.
Do you understand that?
You saw a sack of trash?
I mean, is that so hard for you?
They're teaching American out there in Chinese schools, boy.
All right, talk to me in American.
Talk to me in American.
Son of a bitch.
All right, hold on.
What is this?
This 12-bucker right here.
Who the hell donated this?
Who the hell?
Let the games begin.
Oh, let the games begin.
I can only imagine what the hell this is, all right?
All right, let's go ahead and do a PC shot, all right?
Let's move this a little bit over here.
Let's go ahead and extend this so everybody can see it.
All right, here's the PC shot.
All right, here we go.
Let's go ahead and here it is.
Let the games begin.
What is this?
Yeah.
Wasn't that great to get all of that.
Bert Nerd?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Aren't you glad?
Ark's the gay puppets.
Yeah, yeah.
All good.
Arkies are gay puppets.
You're in again, Bert.
What the hell?
Bert has a Vietnam flashback.
This is not funny, dude.
You know, I knew this was gonna...
It's my episode 50, man!
It's my episode 50, man!
This is horrible.
You see, you sons of bitches.
You see what you people do, dude?
Ah, Jesus.
This is not funny.
I don't want to.
All right, turn this off.
I can't watch any more of this.
You guys are sons of bitches.
You know that?
How many times do I have to tell you, don't talk about Vietnam, all right?
And the last person that donated, Twilly Trapkins.
I hate Maduro, but I hate CIA spooks way more.
Are you kidding me?
Hey, Ghost, did you see Valve's new VR set?
It looks like the set you were waiting for.
Well, you know what?
I've taken a look at it, and I know they've got the hand grips thing, you know, the knuckle grips where it can follow the movement of the fingers.
I know.
Look, I'm waiting, okay?
I don't know if I should get the HTC Cosmos or the Valve VR.
I know Oculus Rift I don't want to have anything to do with because it's owned by Mark Cuckerberg.
Check this out, yo.
Ah, Jesus, man.
Come on, man.
Can't you all just let me do my broadcast?
I want to talk about some stuff, man.
That email is no good.
Bought this PayPal off a site that sells verified PayPal accounts.
What the hell?
I don't fuck with PayPal.
I'm not giving them my blood and soul.
I suggest you guys do the same if you care about your privacy.
Shut up.
That's not simulator player.
Shut up.
That's not simulator.
Get out of here for Christ's sake.
Vietnam Atkins.
All right, look, shut up.
Stop it with the 12 buckers already, dude.
All right.
I want to get to the show.
I want to talk about some things here.
All right.
But of course, you sons of bitches, you think that you're so cute doing this shit.
You think you're so cute, man.
All right.
What the hell is this one?
All right.
We got another one.
This one's by Diablo.
Huh?
Diablo.
Yeah, Diablo, for Christ's sake.
Did you watch Dr. Detroit?
Did you watch the movie Dr. Detroit?
That's why your name's Diablo.
You were the black limo driver.
All right.
Let's continue.
All right.
Let's continue for Christ's sake.
Guess who?
Winking face.
All right.
Hey, look, Diablo, this is anime bullshit, okay?
This is anime crap.
And look, I'm not playing, I'll play it the audio.
I'm not playing the video of this.
All right, I'm not playing the video of this crap because these anime animators are worse than...
What is this?
Diacon.
I mean, man, I don't want to fucking.
I mean, see, this is cool.
I mean, this girl, I'm glad I'm playing her.
She looks like a 12-year-old school girl.
You know, in a stanton-clad outfit.
All right.
I don't know.
She's in the air flying like Superman.
She's battling Godzilla.
All right.
You can see up her skirt.
All right.
That's enough.
All right.
Yeah, Diablo, real funny, you idiot.
All right.
Real goddamn funny.
I'm not going to show it, dude.
I'm not going to get a copyright strike.
Because, look, I want to be honest with you, man.
All right.
When it's audio, YouTube can tend to be a little lenient.
When it comes to audio and video, YouTube, yeah, when there's copyright claims, they're not very happy about video and audio, okay?
I'm not even joking.
This is sick crap, too, Diagos.
I am not going to donate rest of the night.
I know everyone hates me for my drunken donations last night and all that, but I am not here to fight anyone.
I just want to enjoy this show like I have for the last 10 years.
Thank you.
Please, no war shit, guys.
No war shit is right, but you know, these freaking trolls are all a bunch of bloodthirsty idiots.
They're all a bunch of bloodthirsty animals for Christ's sake.
All right.
Listen, I'm not playing anime, you son of a bitch.
Do you understand that?
I'm not playing anime.
All right.
Anime got this damn thing copyright struck.
And every time I get a copyright strike, it ruins the chat replay.
That's why I've got the damn chat embedded in the show now because you sons of bitches continue to want me to play a bunch of copyrighted bullshit.
And as a result, I got to go through a goddamn hoops, a horse and a hoop skirt just to get the goddamn freaking video back up and running.
So I'm not doing anime.
All right.
I learned my lesson after you stupid morons did the last dono.
And yeah, I'm not doing that anymore.
All right.
I'm not doing it.
All right.
No, no goddamn cartoon animes because these sons of bitches out here, especially these anime creators.
I mean, they're worse than Nazis, for Christ's sake.
They're worth.
Ah, Jesus, no.
I buy that.
And what do you want, Art Hammond?
In honor of Ghost's 50th episode, one thought I'd share all the amazing fan art I did of Ghost back in 2016 up until 2018.
I hope everyone enjoys.
All right, let's get this over with.
Of course, you know, somebody by the name of leaked footage of Ghost wanted to see this.
And you guys are a bunch of sick bastards.
You know, you're sick.
And I can't believe that you people would even know where to find this crap and let alone want to find it and watch it.
All right.
What are you, a bunch of rap hogs?
Go ahead and put the PC shot.
Look at this.
Some guy in his underwear bent over on a bed.
And there you go, huh?
That sounds wet.
Ah, Christ.
Oh, man.
All right.
All right.
Jesus.
Oh, God, man.
No.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Fan Art Backlog00:16:05
This guy's clinching now.
All right.
That's enough.
All right.
Jesus.
Why in the hell would you people know this and want to donate for me to see this?
Jesus.
That's disgusting, dude.
That is just completely disgusting.
But you know what?
At least it's not anime.
You know what I mean?
At least it's not anime.
Freaking cartoon girl fetished idiots, for Christ's sake.
Well, hold on.
What is this?
What is this?
The next video is called, it was actually tipped by Best Time of Ghost Life.
And I already see the title of this, Vietnam 1967.
You know, whoever the hell you are, best time of Ghost Life, you're a son of a bitch.
You know that?
You're a goddamn son of a bitch.
Jesus Christ, dude.
Look at this.
Look, go ahead and just put it on.
Just put it on right now.
Look at this.
Yeah, real funny asshole.
Real funny.
Real funny.
I've told you not to talk about it.
Unmindful of clock or calendar, the Vietnam struggle goes on.
A Viet Cong ambush of a U.S. Marine Rough Rider truck convoy kills one American leathern, wounding four of them.
Many vehicles were damaged, two destroyed.
Hold on, what the hell?
And who the hell donated that crap?
Well, you're funny, even though the reactions are fake.
Shake the cans bag for me, you stolen valor shekel goblin.
First of all, I'm not a shekel goblin.
And secondly, how dare you insinuate that about me, you son of a bitch?
And I'm not a shekel goblin, you asshole, okay?
I'm not a goddamn shekel goblin.
You people, you call me that again.
We're gonna have some fucking problems.
You call me a shekel goblin again, we're gonna have some goddamn problems.
All right?
Put the PC shot on so we can finish this damn freaking.
Square South Vietnamese and American troops keep supply lines open while attacking a huge Viet Cong installation.
The enemy camp was first pounded by heavy fire from ships and landing boats, providing color for the assault wave foot soldiers.
Put these guys eat to their knees in rice patties.
When the smoke clears, the inevitable roundup of prisoners, many of them seriously wounded.
Among the captured, a large group of women, traditionally used by the enemy as ammunition bearers.
I don't really want to watch any more of Charlie, okay?
So let's move on here, all right?
And stop calling me a goddamn shekel goblin.
All right?
I'm sick and tired of you people insinuating that about me.
All right, all I'm trying to do is do a decent show out here, you son of a bitch.
All right, for a dollar.
50 EPS with no substance.
What the hell does that mean?
What the hell is that supposed to mean, you son of a fucking bitch?
Shut up, shekel goblin.
God damn it, I'm not a damn shekel goblin.
Shut up.
All right, don't listen.
This is episode 50, okay?
This is episode 50.
Why don't you show me some respect for a fucking change?
Stop calling me a shekel goblin.
Tight bitch horse to ban Twilly Atkins.
See, now everybody hates Twilly all of a sudden.
Oh, look at that, huh?
Look at how easy these sons of bitches turn on you.
Look at them.
Look at them.
And that's why I tell the engineer another 12-bucker, dude.
Jesus Christ.
That's why I tell the engineer, don't trust you people.
Don't trust the internet, people, okay?
Here, this is not anime, smiley face.
It better not be.
I'm not going to play it.
All right, because I'm not getting a copyright strike because of you stupid idiots.
All right?
All right.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Look, the next one, this was requested by Jamie Williamson.
All right, what the hell are you going to do?
Oh, geez.
What the hell is this?
what in the blue hell is this man i i'm i'm oh jesus christ I don't even know if I should play this.
I mean, you know, why in the hell are you even watching this, Jamie Williamson?
Huh?
I mean, what is this?
Some kind of alien sexual fetish?
Put it on the goddamn PC shot.
Look at this sick.
Look at this sick crap.
Look at this.
Look at this.
I mean, are you kidding us?
It's alien fetish.
What the hell?
Wake up!
Wake up!
Remember, put a little makeup!
Are you joking?
What the hell is this?
What do you need to keep up on the table?
Here you go, creating another pickle!
You want to just fill it up?
Oh, my God!
Look at this!
This is sick!
Alien pervert!
Oh God.
Oh my God.
All right, that's enough.
No, turn this off.
Turn it off for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, good God, Jamie Williamson, what's your problem, man?
What the hell's your goddamn problem?
Oh, my God.
What the fuck was that?
What did I just watch?
Alien sexual fetish, for Christ's sake, man.
Is that where we're going next?
Huh?
I mean, is this where we're going next, dude?
Huh?
Alien sexual fetish.
Jesus Christ, man.
This is horrible, dude.
I mean, right when I think that you sons of bitches couldn't get any more pathetically sick and perverted, you always come up with something new, bro.
I tell you that right damn now.
You always come up with something new.
I don't get it.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
It's this freaking Puerto Rican in a goddamn G-string, for heaven's sake.
What is up with this dude?
What is up with this dude?
Hold on, turn it off.
Hold on, hold on.
What is up with this idiot?
Who the hell donated this anyway?
Vietnam Atkins.
Vietnam Atkins.
You got to be joking, man.
You got to be freaking joking.
Why me, dude?
Why me?
Why me?
All right, put it on.
I mean, this is the new visual Ram Ranch, some Puerto Rican in a freaking G-string.
And I don't know what.
I don't get it, folks.
I don't get it.
Look, here it is.
Look at this.
Why do y'all want to see this?
What is this?
What is this?
Why?
Oh, my God, man.
This filthy, sweaty, stinky Puerto Rican, dude.
Why?
Why?
Hey, why don't you take the goddamn new rag off your head?
I guarantee you, you're balding your ass off.
I'm not watching this freaking Puerto Rican G-string dance.
I'm not watching this.
All right, great.
You guys are, you know, entertaining your homosexual side.
All right.
I'm very proud of you.
All right.
Jeez, Louise, dude.
Y'all got to come out the closet already.
I'm not even joking.
Go to your mommy right now and say, you know what, mom, I like muscle-bound Puerto Ricans in G-strings.
I find it very hot.
I find it very hot.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
What else do we have?
Let me get through these damn things.
You know.
I buy that for you.
What is it?
No more, please, dude.
No more $12, dude.
I mean, I'm serious.
Can y'all please stop?
Can you all please stop doing this?
I don't want to do these anymore, man.
This is not funny.
All right, assholes.
This is not funny.
Christ, man.
All right.
This one was requested by a nobody.
A nobody.
All right.
A nobody requested this.
How quaint the name fits because what is he doing?
This is some cartoon crap.
What is this cartoon stuff?
What is this?
Club Pigeon in Vietnam War.
What the hell is Club Pigeon?
What the hell is Club Pigeon?
Oh, geez.
What is this?
Japanese anime again?
I knew it, man.
I knew it, man.
Japanese cartoons, dude.
I'm telling you, it's a psyop by the Japanese.
Oh, this cartoon.
Look at these guys making fun of me at fucking mom.
Look at him.
Look at him.
Ah, you son of a bitch.
Get it out of here.
I'm not watching this.
I'm not watching this.
God damn it, stop.
Stop with the fucking 12 buckers.
Look, stop donating $12, okay?
All right, I've had enough of you people doing this.
Just stop.
Christ, man, I want to do a show.
Don't you understand that?
I want to do my show.
I want to do my show, man.
But you freaking people won't let me, and you never will.
After 50 goddamn episodes, man, you never will, will you?
You never will.
You never will for Christ's sake.
You never will, man.
You never will.
Jesus, man.
I just want to do a show.
I'm not even kidding around, all right?
I'm just trying to do a show here.
But this is the internet's people, all right?
This is the internet, people.
And what the hell is this?
Who the hell donated this?
Dime Fat Daryl.
Dime Fat Daryl requested this, and I can already see that it's musical blasphemy.
All right, let me just go.
What?
What?
Lewis Pepper.
God damn it.
Can you stop?
Can you stop?
Stop donating the $12 so you can obligate me to fucking view these stupid videos.
All right.
I'm tired of it.
I'm tired of it, man.
Just put on the PC shot.
I mean, what?
What?
Blizzard C. Atkinsie Grebony, Ivy Stoke now.
I mean, talk to me in American, man.
How many times do I gotta tell you?
Seckle Goblin.
Shekel Goblin.
Oh, yeah.
How quaint that you were able to put that on the end, huh?
But talk to me in some kind of immigrant language, all right?
You talk to me in American when you talk to me.
Do you understand me?
And that goes for all of you, too.
Don't talk to me in any other language.
You talk to me in American.
Pieces of crap.
All right, let's go ahead and put the PC shot on.
This one was donated by Dime Fat Daryl.
All right, here it is.
Yeah, real funny.
Look at this.
Musical blasphemy.
Get ready for it.
Oh, my God.
Why do y'all think this could be the Pantera, dude?
Justin Bieber and Pantera.
Justin Bieber and Pantera.
This show is racist and needs more Asian representation with Zionist Lance Dragon KKK.
Can you talk to me?
Great song for diversity status Who is it going to come on?
Justin Music.
Pantera, dude.
Revolution is my name, baby.
Let's get into the world on the 70s.
It won't come forever.
I don't know about it.
I mean, is this really Justin Bieber?
Justin Bieber actually is this?
Are you falling for my damn Justin Bieber?
Justin Bieber covered his song.
Oh my God.
Look, I don't want to hear this.
All right.
You all shut up.
All right.
I mean, look, we missed two donos over here.
All right.
Here's Asian Man.
What do you want, Asian man?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
This show is racist and needs more Asian representation.
It's not racist.
All right.
And plus, I used my small penis to bang your wife.
Anyways, here's a great song for diversity's sake.
A 12-bucker, that's great.
All right, that's just Swift, all right?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
If that's not true, Pantera sucks.
I don't know.
Shut up, man.
Shut up, dark meme magician girl.
I've told you a thousand times.
I don't want to hear from you.
I don't want to hear from you.
And I've made you this suggestion before.
And I advise your dumb, stupid, digital dish rag whore ass to take it.
Get in the goddamn kitchen where you belong.
Get acquainted with some damn kitchen appliances.
Make some sandwiches.
Do something productive.
Trying to tell me.
Trying to tell me that Pantera sucks for Christ's sake.
Look, shut up, all right?
Jesus Christ, man.
Dime Fat Daryl did that.
Yeah, real funny, you idiots.
I mean, leave me alone with the Pantera, dude.
Pantera used to be my favorite.
It's still my favorite metal band, but goddammit, I'm going to tell you, I don't like that they did SpongeBob, all right?
Dark meme, tryhard cunt.
Oh, geez, man.
Oh, man.
All right, let's move on before I get a backlog of these sons of bitches.
This one right here was donated by Hugh One Ghost Friends Zero.
What the hell is this?
Jesus Christ.
Are you kidding me, asshole?
Rare footage of Vietnam.
Why are you all doing this?
Why are you all showing me videos of Vietnam?
Fucking name.
Why are you all doing this?
Can you please stop, man?
I mean, seriously, man, I want to do my show, dude.
I want to do my show.
You understand me?
That's what I want to do.
And you people just don't want me to do it, man.
Freaking trolling me, man.
You keep trolling me.
You keep trolling me, man.
You keep trolling me.
You keep trolling me, man.
And I'm tired of it.
Anyway, Jesus Christ, let's just get this over with for Christ's sake, man.
I want to get on with the show.
Put the PC shot on.
This one was donated by Hugh 1 Ghost Friend Zero.
What is this?
Vietnam.
Battle of Hughes.
You son of a bitch.
Brains moved out from the bitch.
I'm telling you.
Every stream.
And advanced into the empty, abandoned building.
What son of a bitch?
Why?
Way.
Why?
This is not trolling material, you sacrifice.
Mr. Vietnamese, what old people are.
This is not trolling material.
Where many of its country's leaders are born or educated.
This is not trolling material.
Where many remains in the unknown interior of the resistance.
All right, I've had enough.
I don't want to look at this anymore, man.
I don't want to look at this crap anymore.
All right.
Vietnam War Donations00:15:03
And wait a minute.
Hold on.
True hero.
Hold on.
What is this?
Hold on.
I donated 12 bucks, but it didn't show up.
It showed up.
I got it.
I got it right here.
It says you're the real aesthetic.
If you got another donation, it isn't me.
I'll leave you with some music.
All right.
I got it.
Don't worry about it.
All right.
It's one of the almost next.
All right.
So don't worry about it.
got it.
Now this one right here was, I'm not saying the damn name of this son of a bitch.
All right.
This son of a bitch here.
Hold on.
What is this?
Thanks for your nam, sir.
Look, just shut up.
I don't want to talk about this stuff.
I don't want to talk about it.
I don't want to talk about this stuff.
All right.
Now this one right here was by the $50 bill guy, okay?
The N-worder, the N-worder, okay?
Let's just go ahead.
And by the way, thank you for the $50 bill, even though you think I'm a freaking shekel goblin, which I'm not.
Ghost having a flashback.
Listen, please, dude, stop donating the 12 bucks.
I don't want to be obligated to watch these videos, dude.
All right, I don't want to be obligated.
I'm tired of this.
I want to get to the show.
I want to talk about some things.
All right.
I want to talk about the disgusting Democrats.
Ghost son.
All right.
Let me move on.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Anyway, this one was by the $50 bill guy.
Hold on.
What did you, what is this?
What is this?
I got to check this out before we get into this.
Because, you know, who the hell knows what the hell this is?
All right.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Hold on.
What is this?
What is this?
Oh, my God.
What is this?
What is this supposed to be?
And why does this got 14 million hits on it?
14 million hits?
14 million hits?
What is this?
What is this fucking crap?
What is this garbage?
Hold on, let's just play it.
It's just a goddamn, it's not a video, it's just a song.
What is this?
To the town of Arthur, who rode a stranger on its fine day.
Who is this?
But I spoke to folks around him Didn't have too much to say No one's there to ask me 14 million hits.
Let's listen to him.
Stranger there among them.
Head a big iron on his hip.
A big iron on his hip.
It was early in the episodes of Half Done Will Travel.
I mean, what is this?
Bonanza?
What is this?
I've had enough.
All right, we get it.
14 million hits for this crap.
14 million hits?
Who's listening to this garbage, dude?
I'd buy that for you.
Albin soil, shut the, just shut up.
Shut your mouth.
Jesus Christ.
Greg and Amic for $25.
$25 to not play Dishrag Magician Girl's video.
And from this point forward, videos cost $25 to play.
Oh!
Oh, man.
I mean, somebody don't like Dark Me Magician Girl.
And you know what?
I don't blame them, boy.
I don't blame them.
All right?
14 million more hits than you will ever have Neo Conler.
Shut up, Juan Wick.
All right, go shut up, all right?
I don't want 14 million hits.
I don't need 14 million hits.
Okay?
I don't need all that.
You know, you want to know why?
Because I am the underground, baby.
Do you understand that?
I am the underground.
I am YouTube streaming now.
Do you understand that?
Who the hell's YouTube streaming right now?
Who is the big time YouTube streamer?
Ice Poseidon?
I mean, this son of a bitch wants to go hiding himself in a closet and play goddamn RuneScape all day.
Who the hell else is there, huh?
I mean, who else is there?
Huh?
Nobody.
Nobody.
I am the underground.
I am YouTube streaming.
Son of a bitch.
All right, look, I got to continue on, all right?
I don't want to sit here and be backlogged with a bunch of goddamn videos for Christ's sake, all right?
And you all shut up about, oh, so-and-so made you.
Nobody made me.
I made me, you son of a bitch.
I have had an illustrious 11-year broadcasting.
Whoa!
Dark me magician girl.
Oh my god!
$50 bill? $50 bill? $50 bill?
This is to send the last guy into the woodshed.
Now can you shut up and stop ruining the show with drama?
Oh man, I mean, Jesus Christ, we got some major nut flexing.
Even though Dark Me Magician Girl, I'm not too sure if she is a girl.
She may be a slag with a meatbag.
You know what I'm talking about?
A doll with balls.
I don't know.
I mean, I'm just speculating.
I don't know.
But either way, definitely some nut flexing going on here.
Marhaba Ghost.
Can you all just stop with the 12 bucks, please?
All right?
Seriously, man.
I want to get to my show here.
I want to get to my show.
Let me get on with it.
This is true heroes.
True heroes.
What is this?
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
Oh, no.
The following content has been identified by the YouTube community as inappropriate or offensive to some audience.
I understand.
Hold on.
is this what is this what is this Vietnam War face of the enemy You son of a bitch.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Who donated this?
Who did this?
Who the hell did this?
Did Charlie do this?
Why are they talking to me in Vietnamese?
I want you to talk to me in America.
Do you understand that?
I want you all to talk to me in America.
All right, get this out of here.
Get this out of here.
All right.
I don't want to watch this.
I don't want to watch this for Christ's sake, man.
And why are they highlighting a bunch of Viet Cong?
How come they're highlighting a bunch of Viet Cong over there?
Jesus Christ, man.
Can you all shut up about Viet fucking NAM already, all right?
All right, let me move on, all right?
Shut up.
Whoever true heroes are, are you saying these are the true heroes, you son of a bitch?
The Viet Cong?
You are a man.
You're lucky you're not in front of me right now, boy.
You're lucky you're not in front of me, man.
I'd rip off your head and take a shit down your neck, boy.
Do you talk to me like that?
All right?
What is this?
Say what you will about Charlie.
They did fight for what they believed in.
Witch ISNT sympathy for communism.
Hey, Mr. Maury, now they work for us.
Now they make our garments.
Nick Rikita is better than your dumbass.
He has more subs than your blacked ass.
Who?
You have a dick the size of Ant.
I wonder how you got your penis up.
By the way, you American bitches are whiny that a bunch of rice farmers wrecked your Yankee asses.
Well, technically, they lost half a million.
We only last 50,000.
And they're now working for us.
You know, Vietnam, they're now making our garments, boy.
You know, they're doing the assembly line work, you know, and they're selling to America.
So technically, you know, they're working for us, baby.
So don't sit over there and talk garbage.
All right, they're working for us now.
All right.
They're working for us.
Don't be sitting over here trying to ruffle my feathers by trying to rewrite history.
You leftists ain't going to be rewriting history, boy.
All right.
I'm telling you the true version of history out here.
F to pay respects to Charlie, the true heroes, unlike you war criminals, you fucking asshole!
You goddamn son of a bitch!
How dare you!
For a dollar!
How Ghost Met Mrs. Ghost.
Shut up, Mojo!
How dare you, man!
You little stupid millennial generation Z punks, you wouldn't know what warfare looked like if it hits you upside your fat neck bearded faces.
Do you understand me?
Don't you ever!
Don't you ever do that!
Don't you ever put a goddamn boot in your ass.
I'm not even joking around, man.
Put a goddamn boot in your hole.
You fucking asshole.
All right, everybody.
Look, I'm gonna keep going.
These sons of bitches are gonna continue to donate these goddamn $12 and obligated me to view these stupid goddamn YouTube videos.
And I'm sick and tired of it, all right?
I'm sick and tired of it.
For Christ's sake, man, let's move on.
Who the hell donated this one?
Oh, yeah, Black Hat.
This anime-loving freak.
This cartoon girl-fetished freak.
Let's see what the hell this son of a bitch say.
What is this?
Oh, Applejack won the war.
Oh, he's a brony.
Just play it for Christ's sake, Jesus.
What is this?
How Applejack won.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, my God.
No.
What?
This is a damn song?
This is a song and an animation?
Oh, my God.
You're drafted.
Day one, war's begun.
Come on, Johnny.
What the fuck?
Are you choking?
Boy, my helmet sure looks cute.
March out, rendezvous.
Why did you donate 12 bucks for me to watch this shit?
Come on, now.
Now we know who you stole radio graffiti from.
We're just shoving your ass, all right?
Day two, lots to do.
Rarity is working too.
War's lacking that.
Jesus Christ, you goddamn sick sons of bitches, dude.
And who the hell just said now we know where you ripped off radio graffiti from?
You didn't even leave the link to go.
You didn't even leave the link, you asshole, all right?
Go commit some war crimes, bitch.
You son of a bitch.
Yeah, you know what?
You talk real big over a goddamn computer.
All you goddamn stupid computer pieces of trash.
You know, that's what you internet people do very well.
You mouth off really good.
You flap your fat Cheeto-stained fingers on the keyboard, thinking that there's going to be no consequence.
But let me tell you something right now, boy.
Let me tell you, what?
4chan, B. B made you what you are today from the troll raids back in the early TCR.
What are you talking about?
I made me.
Always be a stupid rambling wheelchair boundary.
I made me!
You son of a bitch.
I made me.
You shut your ass.
I made me.
You know what?
I got to drink a beer, man.
I'm sorry.
That's the only way I can pallet this dude.
All right.
And shut up in the chat room.
B didn't make me.
4chan didn't make me.
I made me!
Me!
I've had an illustrious 11-year internet broadcasting career.
Do you understand me?
It's me!
That's who put this thing together, huh?
Me!
That's who!
Who do I trust?
Me!
Son of a bitch.
All right, let me get my goddamn beer for Christ's sake.
You know what time it is.
All right.
It's time to get some more beer, man.
Give me some goddamn beer.
What is this?
Ghost only committed a war crime once.
Yahoo.
That's not fucking funny.
All right.
You're trying to do Twitch memes here now?
Is that it?
Video lull.
Oh, God, man.
All right.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Stop the $12.
Stop the $12 donations.
I don't want to view any more of these goddamn videos, man.
I'm tired of it.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm tired of it.
Stop it.
Stop this garbage, man.
Stop it, man.
Give me my goddamn beer.
For Christ's sake, man.
I'm telling you, trolls, this is episode 50, man.
This is episode 50.
It should be.
You should be respecting me a little bit, man.
Give me my goddamn.
Just pour the beer in there.
You should be respecting me, man.
Just a little fucking bit, you internet people, all right?
Just a little bit.
For heaven's sake.
And then look, all of you people just shut up.
Hey, I'm drinking a beer.
I'm doing me right now, all right?
I'll get to the videos in just a second.
You all just sit there and shut up in the chat room, all right?
Sorry, sack of trash.
All right, I'm doing me right now.
I'm doing me.
I'm doing me.
Give me my goddamn beer, you people telling me.
How dare you people telling me that 4chan made me, asshole?
I made me.
I made me.
My illustrious 11-year internet broadcasting career.
My dedication.
My work.
That's what made me.
Do you hear me, you stupid internet people?
I made me.
And there's nothing.
There's nothing you sons of bitches can say about it, all right?
I'm telling you, fucking trolls, man.
You're lucky you're not in a fucking barroom with me, man.
Queer Kids Content00:15:04
And whoever the $2 for oil, your squeaky wheelchair, go shove it up your ass.
All right?
I'm not in a damn wheelchair.
So shut up.
I'm telling you fucking pieces of shit, man.
Give me my drink.
All right, let me move on for Christ's sake.
What is this?
Ear of corn to summon ghost at the Hague.
You fucking.
That's not funny, asshole.
All right?
That's not goddamn funny.
That's not goddamn funny, man.
Fucking assholes, man.
How dare you, sons of bitches, man.
And shut up with the goddamn corn emojis.
Stick that corn cob and stick it straight up your dirty shit funnel.
Freaking corn emojis, man.
Stick a corn cob in your goddamn cornhole.
All right.
Let's move on with these stupid, dumb videos because you people keep donating 12 bucks.
I don't know why!
I don't know why!
I don't know why.
I have no idea why.
Jesus Christ.
Oh my God.
What is this?
This is my aesthetic.
All right.
Hold on.
What is this?
What is this?
Hold on.
Eggplant, if Charlie equals true heroes, don't you dare.
Don't you anti-American pieces of trash do that?
Don't you dare do that?
Do you understand me?
If you're an American and you put an eggplant in the damn chat, you're a piece of shit.
You see, now you're already making me belch Christ, man.
I'm telling you, you freaking youngins have no goddamn respect.
Do you understand me?
You damn youngins ain't got no goddamn respect.
And that's why, you know, this is what happens when we take bullying out of school, baby.
You understand?
You know what I mean?
We take bullying out of school.
This is what happens.
All right, you got a bunch of internet tough people out here thinking that they got a pair of balls or something.
Now, you ain't got nothing.
All right, you ain't got nothing.
Just sit there and shut up.
All right, you sit there and shut up when you're talking to me.
All right, now this one is by aesthetic.
I told you, aesthetic.
I didn't skip it.
I got it.
What is this?
And this doesn't look.
Hold on.
What is this?
This better not be some pornographic material.
Hold on, 50 million.
Destination unknown.
58 million hits.
58 million.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Hold on, wait a minute.
What the hell?
I'm leaving for a second.
Is this what you're watching?
Is this what you dance to?
All right, get this off.
This is too sexy.
Get this crap off.
This is too sexual for Christ's sake.
I'm sure these goddamn incel neckbeards right now are waxing their carrot like a windshield wiper out of whack watching this.
What is this?
What is this?
Peach corn, peach corn.
Are you talking about an ass?
Are you talking about ass corn, ass corn?
Ass corn, ass corn?
Can you just shut up with the emojis, dude?
Y'all make me sick when y'all do.
Fucking damn it, you fucking.
I'm sick of your goddamn emojis, man.
God damn it.
Son of a bitch.
What's the truth about the trolls?
The truth.
Behold, the truth behind the trolls.
What was that supposed to be?
Press J if you're pulling semen.
Shut up, you idiot.
All right, shut up.
And I'm not a goddamn shekel goblin, you idiots.
All right, I'm not a damn shekel goblin.
Shut up in the chat room about that.
Respect comes with a piano?
What the hell does that mean?
What do you want me to do?
You want me to play something for you?
You want me to play the fucking chopsticks for you?
I mean, what is that supposed to mean?
And respect comes with a piano.
Am I supposed to play, you know, Beethoven?
What am I supposed to play?
I don't understand.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Jesus Christ, man.
You sons of bitches, dude.
You guys are all a bunch of sons of bitches.
All right, this one was by 11111110.
Okay, this is what he requested.
What is this?
Oh my God, no.
Oh, my God.
Please not.
This is for kids.
Hold on.
This is for kids.
Are you joking?
This is by 11111110.
This is the person that donated this.
I am almost afraid that if I play this, I'm going to get steaming goddamn mad.
I'm almost afraid to play this because I'm going to get steaming goddamn mad.
It's called T is for trans.
T is for trans.
And this is geared towards children?
I mean, are you kidding me?
Why is it that the LGBTQ, all right, always wants to direct their attention towards the children?
Why?
Why is that?
It means you're old like a piano.
All right.
I didn't make the connection there, all right?
All right, look, we got to watch this, and I'm glad you donated this, all right?
And stop donating more 12.
All right, this is absolutely, this is for kids, folks.
This is queer kids stuff.
This is the channel.
Queer kids stuff is where this is at.
I'm almost afraid.
Go ahead.
What is this?
Welcome to Queer Kids Stuff.
I'm Lindsay, and this is my best friend, Teddy.
Today, we're talking about the T in L. What are the odds she's wearing a fake penis right now?
What is that?
What is that supposed to be?
Oh, my God.
Look at this.
Queer kids stuff.
Hold on.
Let me pause this for a second because I want to watch a little bit more of this, okay?
But why exactly are these LGBTQ folk going after the children?
I mean, don't LGBTQ folks know that it's just fucking.
It's just sex, excuse me.
I mean, it's not an identity because you like to go down and muff dive, okay?
It's not an identity because you like your orifice being penetrated by man-meat.
It is not an identity.
And by the way, if your young child comes up to you at seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen years old and says they're gay, the first words that should come out of your mouth is, who molested you?
Because the only way that you're going to know you're gay is if you practiced the sex that's involved with becoming LGBTQ.
So that means that somebody of the same sex did some sexual improprieties to someone who is now claiming to be gay at seven, eight, nine years old.
How do you know you're gay?
How do you know you're gay unless somebody penetrated your body?
I mean, this is a serious question.
What is this?
Ghost best memory.
All right, shut up.
All right.
Listen, listen.
I want to play a little bit more of this because this is obviously geared towards children.
Shut up.
I'm doing something.
Ghost is in great danger and he needs your help.
Why?
To do this, he needs to plant a few insiders at The Hague who can pass him a vial of cyanide to help him.
Oh, you fucking.
Shut the hell up, dude.
That's not funny.
But you got to be quick before you.
That's not funny, man.
Have to pass me some cyanide at the Hague like that son of a bitch from Serbia.
That's not funny.
All right, look, let's watch a little bit more of this.
What are they trying to tell the kids?
What?
Capicoli.
Hold on, what is this?
What do you want, Capricole?
Jesus Christ, I got it.
You want us to respect you?
Maybe after you acknowledge that 4chan and Jowells gave your show Jowells, what the, I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
Needed the desperate exposure to be relevant?
All right, go shove it up, your ass, all right?
All right, I made me.
Do you understand that?
I made me my illustrious 11-year internet broadcasting career.
So you all just shut up, all right?
Now let me view this.
Tea is for trans, queer kids stuff.
I can't believe this is even a freaking content.
Go ahead.
Welcome to the final part of our four-part series, breaking down the letters and stuff.
Definitely some psychotropic drugs in this series.
You ready, Teddy?
Ready.
Okay.
Today, we are talking about T.
He was a Croatian.
T stands for trans or transformation.
Who cares?
Ooh, that's a cool new word.
Definitely, Teddy.
Let's get into it.
Do you have any siblings, Teddy?
Yes.
I have a little baby bear brother.
And I have a little sister.
Do you remember when your little baby bear brother was born?
Yeah.
What are you trying to tell me?
Do you remember the very first thing you learned about the new baby bear in your life?
Um, that he cried a lot?
No, Teddy.
You probably learned that your little baby bear brother was your little baby bear brother.
Yeah.
That your new sibling was a boy.
Oh, yeah.
That's a good idea.
Where are you going?
That's the very first thing doctors tell you when a new baby is born.
Whether they're human or Broad, okay?
I know you think that you're a man.
Broad, that's biology, okay?
I mean, listen, I know that, hey, you are in America.
You want to pretend to be a boy.
You can pretend to be a boy.
Get a load of this disgusting Jewess indoctrinating children with her tranny degeneracy.
Oh, well, I don't know if she's Jewish, but I mean, this is not right.
I'll tell you that right now.
Have you never heard of this YouTube channel?
I've never heard of it.
She does videos about all the LGBTQ letters.
Drag, drag kids, acceptance, and all that shit.
I've never heard of this.
Very disturbing.
I've never heard of this channel.
I've never heard of this, but I mean, is she going to try to insinuate that, well, just because the doctor says it's a boy, it doesn't necessarily mean it's a boy.
It's a them.
You know, it's a pansexual.
It's omnisexual.
The reason that the LGBT tries to target kids because they think that teaching kids about this stuff will make them more accepting.
While on paper, it sounds nice they teach stuff like this that could potentially confuse people and bring misinformation.
You think?
I mean, this is very, very bizarre.
I mean, look, I'm not just harping on this because it is LGBTQ.
I would be just as disgusted if somebody that was trying to shove heterosexual sexual relations on children.
Children should be shielded from this stuff.
They don't understand sex and what it is.
I mean, because look, I'm not joking.
LGBTQ, stop giving me this garbage that, oh, it's an identity.
It's just a way to have sexual relations.
Let's not pretend like you weren't the one that murdered 500,000 innocent bees.
What?
Type honeybee in chat to hold ghost accountable for his actions.
I've never, I like bees, man.
Bees are my bros.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Get the helicopters ready.
I don't know what the hell that is.
But listen, I mean, don't people understand that LGBTQ is sex?
That's all it is.
Exclusive video of the inner circle meetup.
Can you shut up and stop donating here?
I'm trying to have a serious goddamn conversation.
I mean, this is not an identity, okay?
Any young child, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, that come out gay, the parents should be asking them who molested them.
I mean, how do they know?
If your boy comes to you, just like Dwayne Wade, the basketball player, he has an 11-year-old that attended a gay pride parade.
How does that 11-year-old know he's gay?
Unless he was penetrated in his anal region by someone.
And shouldn't Dwayne Wade or some responsible parent sit down and ask this kid where and why exactly does he think he's gay?
I mean, come on.
See, the issue I have with this is that half of the stuff that this person teaches about genders and whatnot actually harms the trans community.
I'm telling you, it isn't based on gender dysphoria at all.
It literally doesn't.
It's based on emotion and what gender they feel that week.
It demeans the LGBTQ in general.
All right.
Bees are my bros.
Yeah, they are.
They are, dark meme magician girl.
We need bees, dude.
No one gives a fuck.
Get to the vid.
Shut up, all right?
This is serious.
This is serious.
Help stop LGBT what these guys do.
Repent and obey Jesus.
Sin leads to losses.
Catholic people.
You're not going to win any brownie points with them doing that, dude.
You're not going to do that.
I mean, you know, remember, this is about sex.
This is what makes them feel good whenever they're in the bedroom or in the shit stall or wherever they practice their, you know, sexual relations.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Hey, G-Man, here's something I think you and everyone in the inner circle need to help your capitalism grow.
All right, look, I don't want, all right, we get it.
Look, I don't want to.
I don't want to continue on with this because we're getting a lot of 12 buckers and I got to get through this fucking crap before these morons continue with you know doing this over and over again.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Can you all just please, just please, just let me do my show here.
I mean, I'm just a guy trying to do a show here, man.
Please.
Anyway, this one's by Jamie Williamson.
We're going to skip the T for trans and, you know, queer kids stuff.
This is disgusting, man.
This is, I mean, this should be illegal.
You know that?
This should be fucking illegal, in my opinion.
All right.
I mean, I'm not even kidding.
What is this?
Are you kidding me?
Who is this?
Illegal Trans Material00:03:07
This alien fetish again, Jamie Williamson?
Are you kidding me?
More alien fetish?
I'm telling you, man, this is a slippery slope we're going down, for Christ's sake.
Go ahead, put it in.
Look at it.
What is this?
What is this?
Oh my god.
What?
Are you get this?
Oh, my God.
Oh, God.
All right.
That's enough.
That's enough of this crap, man.
Why and how do you know this sick perverted garbage, man?
How and why?
How and goddamn why, man?
Alien sexual fetishes on the next fucking Geraldo.
Good God.
Reclaim the rainbow flag.
It was originally a symbol for segregation anyway.
Turn it into a hate symbol like the okay hand.
Was it really?
I don't recall that.
I don't recall that.
I could go into more details about this, but I'll just say that a lot of trans people commit suicide because of how crucial the gender identity dysphoria is to their mental health.
So teach kids that stuff at a young age is potentially dangerous.
It is very dangerous.
It is very dangerous.
That's why, you know, people, young people, should not be introduced to any sexual suggestion until they at least hit high school 15, 16, 17, and let them practice amongst themselves, dude.
Ghost bee arsonist confirmed.
What the hell are you talking about?
Type tunnel snakes to ban mudkip.
All right.
And what the hell did...
I'm not an arson.
You know, beehives, Texas attacked, fire, half a million bees.
All right, shut up.
I'm not a fucking bee arsonist, asshole, all right?
I like bees, man.
Bees are my bros, dude.
You understand that?
Bees are my bros.
Anyway, let's go ahead and continue on.
This next goddamn video was donated by Lewis Pepper and it's already some animation crap.
So let's, and wait a minute, 35.
35 million hits?
I mean, where did these hits come from, man?
Who's watching this bullshit?
Who's watching this crap?
What is this?
The Lewis Pepper.
What?
What the hell is this garbage?
What the hell?
I mean, I'm telling you, dude, you people that watch these cartoons, you got a lot of effing problems, dude.
You got a lot of effing problems.
I'm not even joking around, man.
What is this?
Hey, wait a minute.
I'm feeling like a ghost.
Don't say my name in this enemy crap.
Preserving American Freedoms00:04:43
All right, that's it.
Get it out of there.
Get out of here, for Christ's sake.
This cringe-worthy garbage, man.
And just to think that there's probably people over the age of 18 that thinks that this is cool.
It's cool, ghost.
I don't know what you're talking about, man.
This is so cool.
I love the animations, and I love how they emphasize friendship.
I mean, that's what I like.
I like it.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
I just put in that.
This next one is by somebody by the name of Fart on Texas.
Yeah, real funny asshole.
Real funny.
And I can already sense that you in this video are making fun of the two things that I like the most.
The greatest president in American history, Donald Trump, and pan fucking Tara.
Jesus Christ.
Go ahead and put it on.
What is this?
What is this?
Can you see how easily brother my sisters?
Well, this isn't too bad.
One step.
This isn't bad.
This isn't bad.
I like this.
That's my president right here, baby.
That's my president.
He's the man.
What do I do?
That's my president.
No standard anymore.
What it takes who I am.
I make you long.
You can't be something you are not.
Be yourself.
Be yourself.
Stay away from me.
All men learn in life.
Learn from the dawn of time.
Read.
Speck.
Walk.
Are you talking to C!
Read?
Spect!
Walk!
Are you talking to me?
You're talking to me.
We'll make America medical again.
You're damn right, Trump.
You're damn right.
We're going to make America great again.
We've already made America great, and we're going to keep America great, baby.
That's the next, that's the next campaign slogan for Trump.
Keep America great.
Don't let these goddamn scumbags, socialists, and communists come over here and try to ruin America.
You understand that?
We got to preserve our freedoms.
We got to preserve our liberties.
We got to preserve the Constitution.
Those rights in the Constitution were accorded to us by God, baby.
All right?
And why do you think these damn socialists and communists want you to be a bunch of atheists?
Because if you're an atheist, then you've got no basic human rights accorded to you by God.
You've got no liberties.
You've got no Bill of Rights.
You've got no Constitution.
That's why you got these sons of bitches all wanting to be a bunch of atheists, godless socialist bastards.
Black Hat, the only thing that he actually, well, the only thing that he actually made great.
Shut up, you stupid fucking idiot.
All right.
What is this?
Hold on.
What is this?
Don't drink.
Hold on.
Who donated Tim McCrev?
Tim McCrav, and I hope you're happy.
You know, you're no longer banned.
But what is this?
Don't drink axe beer?
What the hell is this supposed to mean?
Are you insinuating that I'm some kind of a of a pissing on himself, passing out in the middle of the street drunk?
Is that what you're insinuating?
Because I'm doing, I'm drinking a little beer here.
Look, huh?
Because I'm drinking a little beer here.
Go ahead and put on the PC shot.
What the hell are you?
What the hell are these people talking about?
Look at this.
I do not drink this shit right here.
You think I'm a drunk like this?
I don't ever pass out like this.
I don't ever piss myself.
You know?
I don't ever piss myself.
Look at this.
This guy looks like he has a dirty ass, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
It would help me to wipe every once in a while.
Hey, look at this.
These black guys are laughing.
Look at his pockets, man.
Look at him.
Right there.
Look, look, they're going to give him his beer.
All right.
That's good.
There you go.
That's good.
You know, that's good.
Yo, that's crazy.
That's good.
Just keep his beer right there, man.
South Park Cringe00:15:30
Let me kill you.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
I mean, good.
I'm not that bad, dude.
All right.
I'm not that bad of a drunk, okay?
I'm not a drunk, first of all.
All right.
I am not a drunk.
All right.
I'm a connoisseur.
All right.
And there's a big difference there, okay?
Because I appreciate the consumption of alcohol.
I appreciate it.
I don't just, you know, get whatever Kentucky fried chicken piss that happens to be in the beer aisle that is cheaper or, you know, very inexpensive.
I get the good stuff.
You understand?
As a matter of fact, let me go ahead and finish this beer.
Ah, there we go.
I'm telling you right now.
As a matter of fact, you know what time it is?
It's time to get some more beer, man.
Give me some more beer.
And then we'll continue viewing these damn videos that people keep donating 12 bucks for, for Christ's sake.
Damn right.
Oh, yeah.
Keep it coming, baby.
Keep it coming.
And by the way, drinking alcohol is the only way that I can pallet doing this broadcast.
I'm not even joking.
It's the only way I can pallet you, troll terrorist and cyber vermin, dude.
It's the only goddamn way.
So, with that being said, let's continue going on.
Who else do we have?
We got a backlog of these goddamn 12 buckers, dude.
All right, what is this?
Ghost having a flashback.
Ghost having a flashback requested this.
What is this?
Hold on.
Mr. Garrison?
Not South Park, please.
Not fucking South Park.
This is probably going to sound like a troll.
What?
But in my opinion, the LGBTQ community wants to water down gender and age so that these pedophiles can fuck our children openly and legally.
Is that too far-fetched?
Or am I right on the money without?
I don't know what other conclusion that one can come to when you've got the LGBTQ targeting children.
I have no idea the logic behind that other than to blur the lines of the age of consent.
I mean, I'm not trying to insinuate anything, but what other logical conclusion?
All right.
I mean, what other logical conclusion can one come to when you look at something like what we just looked at?
What is this?
Queer for kids channel?
What other conclusion can one come to other than they want to blur the lines of consent?
I mean, it's, you know, it's very disgusting.
And look, I'm not just targeting the LGBTQ here.
I'm also talking about heterosexuals.
I think that we need to shield our children from sexuality so they can be innocent.
All right.
That's what makes a good childhood, for Christ's sake.
What is this, Nico?
What did you say?
What are you saying?
Why do you filter your on-screen chat?
Didn't know you were a social justice.
What do you mean, filter?
I'm not filtering anything.
Take a whiff of that, Nico, you piece of trash.
All right?
Nasty chicken grease, corn oil, and cream beef, bitch.
Take a whiff.
Anyway, I mean, I don't understand what other conclusion that you can come to other than the fact that the reason the LGBTQ is putting so much effort, time, energy, and money into trying to get to young children.
You know, children that are in elementary school is to blur the lines of age of consent.
There is no other.
There is no other way.
There is no other way, for Christ's sake.
All right, let's go ahead.
And this one was donated by Ghost Having a Flashback.
Ghost having a flashback.
Real funny.
What is this?
Some South Park garbage.
Mr. Garrison, were you in Vietnam?
Who's next to take a shower?
Me!
You just took one last, I'm silly.
Oh, where can I hide this big pot?
You know what?
I can't believe these South Park pricks did this.
These South Park freaking punks.
I'm telling you right now, a bunch of degenerate damn fucking punks, man.
I'm not even joking around, man.
Makes me sick.
I'm telling you, I better never see these South Park creators at a party or something because I'd be more than happy to bitch slap these degenerate fruit bowls.
They make me sick and I hate their stupid cartoon.
All right.
I hate their stupid cartoon.
All right.
And I can't believe that you've got people that are over the age of 18 still finding this garbage funny.
All right.
Real funny.
Real funny.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
What a bunch of idiots.
All right.
Let me move on for heaven's sake.
All right.
We got dark me magician girl again, dude.
Dark me, magician girl, again.
All right, let's go ahead and do it again.
Let's wait.
What?
What is this?
What is this?
Bizarre Japanese toilet training?
I'm not going to play this.
There's some kid on a pot.
What is this?
I'm just going to play the audio.
Oh, my God.
Why?
Why?
Why, Dark Me Magician Girl, why?
This is disgusting.
You know, I mean, Dark Me Magician Girl, get in the fucking kitchen where you belong, you stupid, dumb, dirty digital dishrag whore.
I mean, seriously, man, why in the hell would you donate?
So I could see some little kid on a pot.
Huh?
The video would have been great.
All right, look, this is what she wanted you to watch.
This is Dark Me Magician Girl and her sick-ass fucking fruit bowl humor.
Look at this.
Look at some kid on a pot.
Look at this.
I did it!
God.
Christ.
Oh.
All right, that's enough.
That's enough, dude.
I mean, come on, man.
I mean, Dark Me Magician Girl, y'all have fucking problems, man.
I think that you're a slag with a meatbag, all right?
I'm not even joking around.
I think that you're, you know, never mind.
Just, I don't even want to acknowledge you anymore, man.
You guys are sick.
You're a sick bitch.
All right.
And I'm telling you, you're a damn man.
I doubt you got one.
But your man should be getting his pimp hand strong on you.
Conjure up the damn fucking spirit of Ike Turner and, you know, treat you like Tina.
All right.
That's all I'm saying, man.
I mean, give me a damn break.
All right.
Give me a damn break.
Good God.
And what is this?
Hold on.
This one.
Osama bin Laden.
Osama bin Laden.
Osama bin Laden donated this one.
All right.
Let's go ahead and see what this one is.
Osama bin Laden.
What the fuck?
Is this the 9-11 attacks?
What kind of a tribute is this?
Oh my God.
No!
This is not funny, man.
Putting the Benny Hin song to this crap?
Are you joking?
What kind of sick macabre pricks are you, man?
Oh, my God.
Get the kids out of it.
I'm not playing this.
What kind of sick macabre punks are you on the internet, dude?
What kind of sick macabre punks are you, man?
That's macabre, dude.
That's goddamn macabre.
Oh, my God.
You sons of bitches.
You know, a lot of you little punks weren't even around.
You probably weren't even a twinkle in your father's nutsack when 9-11-2001 happened.
You ungrateful, disgusting macabre-ass punks.
Give me my goddamn drink.
I'm telling you, I'm tired of these 12 buckers, dude.
I'm so sick of them.
I'm so goddamn sick of them, man.
I'm so sick of them, man.
This next one, who the hell is this?
Mojo.
Oh, yeah.
Mojo.
Chief Mojo Rising.
Chief Mojo Rising.
Hey, yeah, hey, Chief Mojo Rising.
All right, let's go ahead and see what Mojo wants me to play here.
What is the oh, Christ?
Why?
Why are you all doing this to me about Viet fucking nom today?
Why are you all doing this shit?
Why, Mojo?
Why?
Why are you all doing this garbage?
All right.
Why are you all doing this crap?
Jesus Christ.
Let me just go ahead and show you.
Let's go ahead and show you.
I mean, how cliche of you, Mojo?
Look at this.
You keep saying something for me.
It's the hooker scene from Full Metal Jacket.
It's the hooker scene!
It's the freaking hooker scene from the whole metal jacket, dude.
And now someone else is getting to know your best.
And this is a good movie, by the way.
If you haven't seen this movie, you need to see it, all right?
It's an unadulterated view of war in Vietnam.
Oh, Jesus, what is this?
Hey, baby!
You got girlfriend, Vietnam?
Not just this minute.
Well, baby, me so horny.
Miss so honey, you keep lying.
Me love you long time.
All right, all right, that's enough.
All right, we get it, all right, we get it.
Miss so horny, me love you long time, me so horny, a sucky sake, a miso honey.
Give me my goddamn freaking beer.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Hey, fuck you, man.
Who the hell donated that?
Mrs. Ghost.mov, you son of a bitch!
Don't you go there!
Don't you goddamn go there, you syphilitic, schlong-sucking, colon, tenderizing, fat, slut, tape-licking, stat-snorting piece of goo cheese having nipple-clamp-loving butt-plug up the ass-looking chicken-eating cornboy trash.
Don't you even go there?
Don't you fucking even go there, you sack of crap.
And what is this?
Hold on, what is this crap?
What is hold on?
Not this idiot.
Tim McCrab?
Tim McCrab again, for Christ's sake?
And Jesus Christ, you don't even know how to put in the goddamn video for Christ's sake.
You put a word in with the video like a goddamn butt monkey.
Jesus Christ.
Why don't you learn how to, you know, put in the goddamn freaking video title, you dill hole?
And take a whiff of that.
All right, what does Tim McCrab do?
What is this?
What is this?
Oh my God.
Why did you do this, Tim McCrav?
Why in the hell did you do this?
Take a look.
You know, Hezbollah Roadside Bomb.
Look at this.
Real funny.
Real funny.
And this is what Israel has to put up with every day.
Do you hear me, you racist piece of crap?
Look at this.
This is what Israel has to deal with every goddamn day.
From Hezbollah, from Hamas.
All right?
From the Houthis in Yemen.
All right.
All right.
That's enough.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Give me a break, Tim McCrav.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
I'm not even joking around, man.
Look, was Vietnam fun for you?
Shut up.
Shut your goddamn mouth.
All right?
Shut up.
I buy that for a dollar.
Official theme of TCR.
Can't you all just leave me alone?
Stop!
Macabre.
Stop!
Stop it, man!
San Hambonio resident.
All right, what is this?
What do you want, Miko?
Was it hard getting Mrs. Ghost into the country?
Fuck you, alright?
You freaking Puerto Rican.
Now, this one was requested by San Hambonio Resident.
What is this?
All right.
Hold on, what is this?
Hold on.
What is this?
It is time now, ladies and gentlemen.
One sentence officer.
Make a chocolate chip, late.
I don't dip.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, wait a minute.
Hey, hold on just a second.
Hey, wait a minute.
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
One set.
Wait a minute.
Just like that last caller, you are the sunshine of my i mean first and foremost, all right, Alan Combs, he ripped me off, all right.
And rest in peace, Alan Combs, but he ripped me off, all right?
I don't know what the hell you're talking about, son of a bitch.
I'm telling you, everybody rips me off.
I'm the victim here, all right?
I'm just some internet broadcasting guy that everybody disregards, while everybody from Alex Jones to Alan Combs to Glenn Beck, you know, to Michael Savage.
I mean, all these people have been ripping me off for years.
They've been ripping me off for years, and I just don't appreciate it.
All I'm asking for is goddamn thank you, all right, son of a bitch.
And everybody, shut up in the fucking chat.
Shut your stupid, stinking, salmon-smelling hole in the chat room, or we're going to have some fucking problems.
You understand me?
Shut up in the chat, or we're going to have some goddamn problems, boy.
You understand me, Turkey Tits?
Go ahead.
What is this?
Hold on.
Hold on.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
No.
John Kerry Scumbag00:02:40
Jesus, what is this?
Ghost ripping off of other people besides Alex Jones?
Color me, Sir Pop.
They're ripping me off.
Shut up, Scatman.
They're ripping me off.
All right.
So, let me tell you something.
If you idiots continue on with this, I'll get the hell out of here.
Real talk Stanley Kubrick is a fucking film-making genius.
Yeah, I absolutely adore the clockwork or I like Stanley Kubrick.
I want to watch both the shining and full metal jacket.
I love his methods of camera work and immersing the audience.
You're talking to me in that cockeyed, mouth-breathing, vodka-drinking language?
Is that it?
Huh?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, this next one here was requested by war crime Americans.
War crime Americans.
And guess who they got?
They got John Kerry, the same guy who enlisted in the military and brought his own camera.
He brought his own film camera.
How quaint.
Look at this stupid hippie.
I would like to say that.
I would like to say for the record that I want a career in politics lying to people.
My sitting up here is really symbolic.
I like to crawl over the dead bodies of people in Vietnam to build my political career.
I'm an anti-American piece of garbage named John Kerry, who literally negotiated the Iran nuke deal.
I gave Iran who is anti-American.
Death to America country.
I gave them $200 million so they could stop nuclearizing themselves.
Because I received notification yesterday you would hear me and I'm afraid because of the injunction.
This guy's a complete scumbag to the night and haven't had a great deal of time to prepare.
Complete scumbag representing all those veterans.
All right, get this idiot out of here.
You're a stupid idiot, John Kerry, all right?
You're an opportunist, and you'll crawl over anybody to boast your own political career.
Sick Ass Trolls00:03:01
And everybody out there knows it.
Everybody out there knows it for Christ's sake.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
What else do we have here?
I'm tired of doing these, all right?
I'm tired of doing these goddamn things.
And this is the N-worder.
The N-worder again.
This is, and he says, behold the truth about the trolls.
All right, let's go ahead and see what the truth behind the trolls are.
What is this?
The truth behind the trolls.
What is this?
R.I.P. Viet Cong heroes.
Shut up.
Shut your fucking mouth about that, man.
That's not a troll.
That's not a joke.
That's not funny.
Do you understand me?
Jesus Christ, you clubfoot fetish having toe jam sucking.
Anal leakage fetish heaven.
Elongated foreskin sporting.
Anal cheese loving.
Bad period smelling piece of crap.
Shut up.
And what is this?
The truth about the trolls.
What is this?
What is this, the N-worder?
What is this?
Hold up, put it on.
What is this crap?
Oh, no, no.
No.
No!
I remember this.
Turn it off.
Turn it off.
You know, this is pretty nice.
Turn it off.
You guys are perverted, man!
You guys are sick.
Why? Why? Why?
Oh my God, man.
I need a freaking drink, man.
What a bunch of sick trolls you are.
You know that?
What a bunch of sick-ass trolls you are, man.
You're freaking sick, man.
You're freaking sick.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I don't even know.
I don't even know what the hell I'm doing here anymore, man.
All right.
I don't even know what I'm doing here.
Who is this?
The next one, Mr. Falco Puncher.
Mr. Falco Puncher.
I don't know.
I can only imagine what the hell this is.
Wait a minute.
This is anime bullshit.
I told you I wasn't going to play anime.
All right.
I told you, idiots, I wasn't going to play anime.
All right.
So I'm just going to play the audio version of this because I'm not playing anime.
I'm not getting a copyright strike from a bunch of stupid animators that think that their goddamn perverted cartoon girl fetish crap is actually something worth copyright striking.
All right.
I'm not going to do it.
All right.
What is this?
What the hell?
I mean, look at this.
It's more cartoon girl fetish nonsense, dude.
Time to commit Sudoku.
Anime Audio Version00:02:52
I need to get back to trolling under other names.
Just shut up, Dark Mean Magician Girl, alright?
And look, I'm.
What is this crap?
There's a girl that's a turtle.
There's a girl that's a turtle.
There's a girl that's a bear.
I don't know.
Freaking, of course, all these like cartoon girl fetish animes, of course, they always look like they're 12 years old, 10 years old.
And of course, you six sons of bitches, you're like, well, no, you don't understand ghosts, okay?
I mean, they technically look like they're 12 and 10, but technically they're a thousand years old because they're spirits.
So it's okay, you know?
Jesus Christ.
All right, who else do we have here, man?
I'm tired of doing the ghost best memory.
Ghost Best Memory requested this.
What the hell is this?
Hold on, what is this?
Ghost Best Memory.
Oh, fucking more Vietnam.
Fucking nah, I'm fucking shit.
More Vietnam, man!
Can you all just shut up, man?
Let's just stop.
Everybody stop.
I'm tired of doing these, dude.
I'm tired of it, man.
I'm tired of doing this.
Yeah, Ghost Best Memories requested this.
Go ahead.
What is this?
Look.
Look at this.
Exclusive corporate funding for American experiences provided by Liberty Mutual.
Let's get to the point.
I was sitting in my office and my supervisor walked in.
Closed the door.
Looked at me and said.
Have you ever heard of Pinkville?
And I said, no, I haven't.
The lie massacre described what I'm saying.
You want to know why they call it the lie massacre?
Because it was a goddamn lie.
And I'm tired of you dog troops talking about Vietnam.
Troops killed as many as 567 South Vietnamese civilians.
Not a lot of people.
This is propaganda.
This is long-haired liberal hippie propaganda.
I don't want to hear about it.
I don't want to hear it.
All right.
I don't want to hear it.
This is long-haired liberal hippie propaganda.
Sons of bitches.
Not even joking around.
I'm sick and tired of you goddamn liberal longhairs out there.
All right.
While we were in knee-deep in rice patties, you sons of bitches were smoking pot, listening to freaking rolling stones, dropping acid, having free love, and all this other garbage, man.
And you should be kissing our asses.
All right.
You understand me?
You should be kissing our goddamn asses is what you should be doing.
But no, you know, Jesus Christ.
I'm so sick, dude.
I'm so sick of this crap.
I mean, you know, I deserve more respect than this.
Crop Bronies Propaganda00:04:18
You know that?
I deserve more respect than this.
I don't need to be besmirched like this.
I don't deserve to be besmirched like this.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Look, I don't know if I want to continue on doing this, man.
I mean, I'm tired, dude.
I'm tired of doing this, man.
I mean, why in the hell do I have to keep doing this, dude?
I mean, where in the hell did this 12 buck garbage come from anyway?
You idiots made it, dude.
You people did it.
You people.
For Christ's sake, man.
You people did this crap.
I didn't want to continue to do this goddamn ridiculous nonsense of like, oh, yeah, you know what?
12 bucks and you get to get whatever you want to.
Yay!
You get to get whatever you want.
You're stupid.
You're so goddamn stupid.
You know, and I'm stupid too.
I'm stupid for even going along with this garbage.
You know that?
I'm stupid for going along with this crap.
For Christ's sake.
I blame single mothers.
That's what I blame.
I blame single mothers.
Anyway, who the hell requested this?
Some idiot named Ray Penn Boys.
All right.
That's what this idiot named himself.
I'm not even.
You're a sick bastard.
And what is this?
Hold on.
Hold on.
What is this?
Oh, my God.
Is this a crop of bronies?
Is this a crop of bronies?
Is this a crop of goddamn clopping bronies?
Put the PC shot on.
What is this shit?
What is this garbage?
Hello, everypony on Equestria Daily.
This is the Two Rivers Brony Group.
We're about to go over to Pizza Hut and order us a pizza with a little interesting request.
Oh, Fluttershy.
Gentlemen.
Oh, my God.
Unward.
Oh, my God.
Look at the cringe on this shit.
Three months on the bottom.
Look at this.
How many Pizza Pockets and Pop-Tarts did it take to make these neckbeards, huh?
Jesus Christ.
And even though I love that Bruce dispatches, they're singing.
They're singing my little pony while they're walking to a pizza nut.
And yeah, oh yeah, that's right.
They said that this is an exclusive inner circle meetup.
You fuck it up.
This isn't an inner circle meetup, you son of a bitch.
Are you joking?
This is not the inner circle.
This is not the inner circle.
Shut the fuck up.
These are a bunch of clopping ass, neck-bearded, incel bronies.
That's what this is.
That's what the hell this is, for Christ's sake.
What a bunch of freaking freaks up, for Christ's sake.
Bunch of clopping, stupid, neck-bearded freaks.
A bunch of freaks you are.
Anonymous.
Let's get these video donations to $25 a pop to make it worthwhile.
You know what?
Maybe we will.
Maybe we should start doing that.
About $25 a pop.
How you like that, huh?
Instead of a $12, how you like a little bit of that, huh?
How do you like a little bit of that?
Jesus Christ.
And hold on, what is this?
What is this?
Somebody by the name of Repent Sinners.
Repent Sinners requested this.
What is this?
Put it on the PC shot.
What is this crap?
What is this?
Illegal Catholics busting.
What a thing done in this fight!
You will be judged for every war and every deed, for every idle war!
Oh, man.
Your tears are like the heathen.
Repetition.
Repent Sinners Request00:16:29
Jesus told you that.
I mean, you know, calm down, dude.
In the face of Jesus Christ.
Honey, calm down.
Enter the dead of paraphilia.
Back with this torch gate.
What priest are you?
Back your record, buddy.
What priest was it?
What?
You hide your priest.
You tell them it's okay.
Shut your mouth.
It says this.
Jesus Christ is going to come back.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Are you kidding me?
And another 12?
God damn it.
Hey, look.
I mean, you're not going to win brownie points yelling at people like that, man.
I mean, I want to be honest with you, man.
I had one of these street preachers come up to me one time and scream at me like, you got to repent.
Jesus is coming back.
And if you don't repent and get down on your knees and praise Jesus, you're going to burn in hell.
And they gave me like a little piece of paper.
And I swear to God, I wish I would have kept it.
I swear to God, it had a Jesus like, you know, drawn.
And he's literally like body slamming people into a pit of fire.
I'm not joking.
It said like, Jesus loves you, repent.
And it has Jesus like throwing somebody into a pit of fire.
I mean, come on, man.
I mean, calm down.
I wish I would have kept it, dude.
I couldn't believe it.
I couldn't believe it.
It was like Jesus.
He was smiling and he fucking was throwing a goddamn.
Oh my God.
All right.
All right.
That's enough.
All right.
Jeez, man.
That was just, I mean, come on, that's not a, that's an appropriate way to start a dialogue.
You know what I mean?
It's not a proper way to start a dialogue, especially when it comes to dogma, right?
I mean, just, am I right or am I right?
Or am I right, right?
Anyway, the next video clip was requested by official theme of TCR.
Oh, I can't wait.
What is this?
What?
This is not the official goddamn you son of a bitch, man.
All right, that's enough for Christ.
We get it.
All right.
Official themes of TCR.
That's not my official theme, asshole, all right?
I'm telling you, guys are real sons of bitches.
This is episode 50.
You know that, right?
Episode 50, a landmark episode.
And this is what you sons of bitches are doing.
This is what you sons of bitches are doing, for heaven's sake, man.
Jesus Christ, give me my beer.
Alright, the next clip, and I'm trying to get through these as fast as I can, man.
This next one is.
What is this?
Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
No.
This one is by Die Gross.
And I'm not, I'm not going to.
What is this?
Hello, sir.
We have noticed that in your bank account, you have made a purchase of $400 for a dragon.
For a dragon?
And $800 of my gay black friend in Vietnam.
Yeah, you fucking fucking bad.
Bless your love for Tyrone.
That's a movie.
That's actually a porno.
Ghost, I'm so sorry for cheating on you with John.
I don't give a shit who you're letting up your damn cheese hole, all right?
Hey, ghost.
That screaming repent sinner guy sounds like you screaming at the anime and bronies.
Oh, shut it up, you're ass!
Also, unbanned me from the chat.
You assholes deserve it.
You assholes deserve it.
You're a bunch of sick freaks.
I didn't know Mrs. Ghost had a single.
Shut up, asshole, all right?
All of you take a whiff of that.
Take a whiff of that, all right?
You all take a whiff of that.
Anyway, this son of a bitch, Die Gross, and I'm not even going to play this.
You're probably already going to know what it is.
Just listen.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, shit.
I'm sorry.
Sorry for what?
Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially since they're such good size and all.
Oh, Jesus.
Yeah, I see that.
Your daddy got a lot of money.
I mean, what kind of porno is this?
It gets bigger when I pull on it.
Oh, Christ.
All right.
Sometimes I pull on it so hard, I rip the skin.
Ah, all right.
That's enough.
I mean, what kind of gay pornographic material is this?
I mean, what kind of gay person is going to be like, oh, yeah, a couple of guys meet each other in the woods talking about broken forest.
Ghost, always remember my name and say my name right, please.
Plus, you did it play the right video for me for the $15.
Can you?
You know what?
You always say that, dude.
You always say that.
And I think that you're trying to scam me there, Hakahoshu.
All right?
I think you're trying to scam me there because I did this the last time and I don't remember you fucking donating this time around.
All right?
I'm just saying, I don't remember.
I think you're trying to scam me.
And remember, for them pesos, I'm an a-hole.
All right?
Ghost, when will you show my art on your stream?
What?
Did I skip your ass?
I may have skipped your ass.
All right.
Well, hold on.
Hold on just a second.
Where the hell are you?
Hold on.
Let me go back here.
You know, I remember you said something about.
Hold on just a second, man.
Here.
Oh, I think I skipped a couple.
Hold on, hold on.
Jesus Christ.
For Christ's sake, where the hell is it?
I don't see yours.
I remember you saying something about, yeah, here's all my freaking yay and all that other crap.
What is this?
I don't see it.
I don't see yours.
All right, here.
Hold on.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, here it is.
All right.
We'll go ahead and get to yours, Ard Hammond.
All right.
We'll go ahead and get to yours.
And what is this?
What is this?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Death to Soros.
All right, man.
Stop donating 12 bucks, dude.
I'm trying to get done with this garbage.
All right.
This is Ard Hammond's fanfic art of the show.
All right, here it is.
Here's Ard Hammond.
Jesus Christ.
What is this?
What is this?
Look at this.
This is fanfic art.
Is this supposed to be me?
Is that supposed to be me?
I mean, that almost looks pretty cool there.
That looks nice.
I thought this was like my arm.
You were trying to pretend I was a midget or something.
Soy milk.
Say, engineer, you sure this soy milk will help my hair grow?
I have all my hair, asshole.
All right.
The cupcake, Broad.
God damn it, that's not funny, man.
That was a serious real-life situation, man.
That was a serious real-life situation.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
You son of a bitch.
Take this crap.
What is this crap?
What is this guy?
All right.
You're a sick son of a.
Take it off.
Take this garbage off for Christ's sake, man.
What did I tell you about this Ard Hammond, man?
You're a sick bastard.
I mean, look.
Look at this garbage.
What is that?
What is that?
What is this shit?
What is this?
What is this crap?
And look at this.
He's got Tub Guy fanfix.
Tub guy fan fix.
All right.
That's enough.
All right.
I'm sorry.
I should have skipped over it completely.
You're a sick bastard.
All right.
I should have skipped over it completely because you're a sick fuck.
All right.
For Christ's sake.
All right.
Who else do we have here?
For Christ's sake, man.
What is this?
I already did this one.
Hold on.
For Christ's sake, man.
I'm telling you, man.
I'm telling you, man, I just, I'm tired of doing these damn 12 buckers, dude.
I'm so tired of it.
All right.
What is this?
This one is by Pingas.
Pingas.
Is that Mexican?
Some kind of Hispandex variant?
What is this, Pingas?
Hold on.
What is this?
Hold on.
Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
No.
What is this?
Put a PC shot.
What is this, Pingas?
To introduce triplet anal beads.
Oh, no, Turn this shit off!
And two powerful red motors.
No!
Regardless of that.
USB rechargeable.
All right, turn this shit off.
Turn it off.
USB rechargeable.
I mean, who would fucking pingas?
Who the hell is Pingas?
Huh?
Who the hell is Pingas?
For Christ's sake, man.
And oh, who are we coming back to now?
Dark meme magician girl who donated this one.
What did you donate, you dirty dishrag digital whore?
What is this?
Wait, what is it?
Hold on.
What is this?
Oh, you son of a bitch.
I'm not playing this.
You're a son of a bitch, Dark Me Magician girl, all right?
You're you're you're you're, look there, she's just gonna show the corn cob up the ass, which we're not gonna show.
All right and, by the way, that Puerto Rican Mexican variant Communist for Trump y'all heard him on that one radio graffiti, huh?
So what if I'm Mexican man?
So what?
I hey?
Hey, you know what?
I don't care, I'm not gonna show a corn cob up somebody's ass.
I'm not gonna show it.
So go shove it up your ass.
I'm not showing that.
I'm not showing a corn cob up somebody's ass.
Stupid, dark meme magician, slut bag.
All right, who else is this?
This one is by anonymous, for 25 bucks anonymous, for 25 goddamn dollars, for heaven's sake.
And and shut up in the chat room, man.
All right, shut up.
I'm not showing somebody with a corn cob up their ass, do you understand?
I'm not showing somebody with a goddamn corn cob up their ass, do you understand me, Jesus Christ, and you all.
Shut up in the chat room dude, you know what i'm gonna.
I'm doing me right now.
You know what I need?
A shot.
I need a fucking shot before I move on any further.
And shut up with the corn emojis you, son of a bitch, you all.
Shut the hell up with the goddamn corn emojis.
Where's my freaking here?
Let's get a bottle of fucking scotch here man, I need a shot.
I got about two shots.
I probably don't even.
I probably don't even have two shots left.
I think I probably got a.
Let me see this.
Yeah, i've got.
I've got two shots left.
Good good, good.
I've got about two shots left.
Man, I got to get drunk and I got to get drunk fast, for christ's sake.
All right, and all of you all shut up, all right.
I am not showing a bare ass with a corn cob in it.
I'm not showing it.
I'm not gonna show it, and that's what this stupid dumb broad wants me to show.
I'm not showing it.
You, son of a bitch, do you understand me?
I'm not showing it.
What for a dollar ghost.
Please look at my art, please.
I want you to judge my drawings of me.
You, Twilly Jackler, Dark Meme, Magician Girl, Raid and Snake And The Engineer, Jesus Christ.
Hold on what?
Hold on just a second.
I gotta, I gotta play something real fast.
Hold on, what is this?
Hold on pingus is what dr Eggman says.
It's a sonic thing.
Oh well, how quaint, huh.
I'm pretty sure you watch uh uh, Weston Chandler.
Huh, was that was a Chris, what Chris Weston Chandler that that oh, i'm so like kind of Autistic that I need the autism bucks.
I need my neat bucks.
And since I'm not, you know, not that funny, I'll pretend I'm transgendered even though I look like a disgusting heathen.
Anyway, this was by Anonymous, and he directed me to a damn Twitter.
All right.
And I don't want to promote Twitter, but I mean, you know, he did donate 25, so I'll go ahead and play the Twitter thing.
But I hate Twitter.
Twitter is a piece of crap.
I got banned from Twitter for life for coining and using the term pause hole.
Coining and using the term pause hole, all right, is the reason why I got banned.
So without any further ado, hold on, let me let me take my shot first.
Let me take my shot.
I want to say cheers to everybody out there who appreciates the show and isn't a goddamn troll terrorist or cyber vermin.
Cheers, baby.
And I want to say cheers to the inner circle too, baby.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
All right.
Anonymous donated this.
What the hell is this?
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
What? What? What? What?
A body pillow?
A BODY FELLOW!
Are you kidding me? Is this a joke?
Gülümseyin uçaklar rahat bize yeter deyin.
Are you kidding me?
Are Jihadis really doing this?
This is a message to any degenerate Kafir and their shy cat.
We will get you.
Get this crap out of here.
I mean, this is obviously a fake bunch of garbage.
I mean, geez, you fucking idiots, dude.
You goddamn, these are, you are idiots.
All right.
I mean, you trolls got way too much time on your hands.
You think you're a bunch of, you know, a la snack bars that are that are throwing a goddamn bunch of body pillows over a damn roof.
You know, they're really doing that.
That's what ISIS was doing.
ISIS was throwing gays off of buildings.
And, you know, do you see any gay people protesting about that?
I don't think so.
I'm just saying.
Now, this next video was donated by what I think when ghost complains.
What I think when ghost complains.
What the hell is this?
Hold on.
What is this?
What is this?
What I think when ghost complains?
Put the PC shot on.
Look at this.
Nobody gives a shit.
Woo!
Nobody gives a shit.
You fucking assholes, man.
I'm not even telling you.
I don't even know why I do this fucking show.
Shut up, man.
Shut the fuck up.
Son of a bitch, take this off.
Take this goddamn garbage off, man.
For Christ's sake, man.
I mean, I'm sick and tired of you trolls.
I buy that for a dollar.
What the hell is that?
What Ghost Complains00:04:43
is this i'm not gonna no i'm listen dark me magician girl i'm not going to that link All right?
I'm not going to that link.
I mean, you should know this amongst everybody, you stupid dumb cunt.
But of course, you don't because you don't listen.
And that's the problem with you women.
You don't listen.
Oh, hey, my kind of Arabs.
Grinning visitors.
Yeah, right.
Are you kidding me?
Yeah, right.
You'd be there putting the body pillow up your big fat dirty ass.
What are you talking about there, freaking Ard Hammond?
So let me tell you something right now.
I am not going to go to some weird link.
All right.
I'm not going to do it.
All right.
I'm not.
I'm not going to do it.
I'm not.
I mean, you people should know better than this.
especially Dark Me Magician Girl.
She should know better than that, but of course she's just trying to be some, I'm important.
I'm important.
And not to mention, hey, Hakuru, I'm not going to these links.
If it isn't YouTube or Twitter or something recognizable like that, I'm not going to fucking do it.
I'm not going.
All right?
That's all I need is to get some goddamn ridiculous freaking virus.
If you're so good with the computers, you'd know that isn't a URL shortener.
I don't care if it is or isn't.
I don't recognize the URL, okay?
I don't recognize the URL, nor am I going to go and do it in midstreams.
I'm not doing it.
All right.
So you can go do whatever the fuck you want.
I'm not doing it.
All right.
You should know better than that, you stupid, dumb, freaking bitch horse loving son of a bitch.
All right.
This next one is by Darth.
Oh, wait a minute.
Hold on.
This next one is by Darth Soros.
Darth Soros.
You see, virus for $5,000 Obama PC for two bucks.
You see this?
You hail scambler.
Go shove it up your ass.
Look, I'm not.
I'm not.
Look, I'm not going to do it.
You can call me whatever the fuck you want.
I'm not going to click stupid links.
All right?
I'm not going to click stupid links for Christ's sake.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
And this is Darth Soros.
Go ahead and play it.
Play this, Joe.
Play this.
Play this.
Yes, I am George Soros.
And I like blood.
I like seeing people.
I like to see them sell.
I like it.
All right.
And you want to know why?
Because the world is mine.
Everything is mine.
Your mother is mine.
Your father is mine.
Your filthy children are mine.
Everything in the world is mine.
Because I'm George Soros.
And I am the Prince of Darkness.
Everything is mine.
Everything is mine.
You don't forget it.
Putin, you don't have nothing on me.
You're nothing.
Your Soviet Union is nothing.
I took it down single-handedly because I am George Soros.
I took it down.
And you can't do nothing to me.
I am.
I am undefeatable.
I should have died years ago, but I'm alive because the world is mine.
All mine.
That's right.
What you're going to do about it.
You're not going to do nothing.
Nothing.
You sit there and watch your football.
You sit there and watch your Kardashians.
Because your life is mine.
You'll sit there and watch your enemy.
You'll watch your little body.
You'll watch everything because you're stupid.
Your life is mine.
Everything is mine.
Your filthy children are mine.
Everything is mine.
Well, that was my George Soros imitation a while back.
And I think it's pretty much accurate in the which George Soros feels.
I mean, you know, he thinks everything is his.
Everything is mine.
Because I am George Soros.
And I am the Prince of Darkness.
So all your people better shut up and sit there and listen to George Soros.
Because the world is mine.
Everything is mine.
Your mother's coochie is mine.
Your 50 children are mine.
Everything is mine.
The black people are mine.
The homosexuals are mine.
Everything is mine.
So anyway, let's move on.
George Soros Speech00:08:48
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Are we done?
I think we're done with this.
We've got these two links that I'm not going to go to.
All right?
Because I've never, I've never, I don't know these links.
All right?
I don't know these links.
I'm not going to go to links that are going to give me a fucking virus.
All right.
I've got a $5,000 computer.
All right?
Ghost face reveal.
Dark meme magician.
Can you fuck off?
Can you please just piss off, please?
I mean, I'm not even joking.
Can you please just piss off?
I mean, you're just a freaking pimple on the ass of life.
Pimple on the ass of that.
No more.
Please watch and understand this video to its fullest.
Johnny Ballerfic, can you piss off too, dude?
I don't want to do any more of these.
Stop!
Fucking stop it!
Stop donating the 12 bucks, man!
I'm not joking!
Stop!
Stop!
For Christ's sake, man!
Ghost, please forgive me.
This is a troll, but my drawings of you, it's not sexual.
And please judge them and let everybody.
Stop, man.
Stop, donate.
God damn it!
Can you stop that?
Fucking $12!
Stop it, son of a bitch!
For Christ's sake!
Just stop!
All of you stop, man!
I'm tired of this shit!
I'm tired of doing this!
I'm tired of doing it!
I'm tired of playing your filthy videos!
All right, you, two girls and one anus-loving fart-fragrant expert having cheesehole chopping, pecker chaff fetish, having Jehudi jawbone and piece of butt, dart play and shit.
I'm tired of doing these goddamn videos, man.
I don't know how many times I gotta say I tell it to you people, i'm tired.
I wanted to do a goddamn show today.
For heaven's sake man, I wanted to do a damn show today.
Jesus Christ, I wanted to do a damn show today.
What is this ghost, ghost face reveal.
What is this?
Hold on?
What is this ghost face reveal, dark meme, magician girl.
What is this?
Put the pc shot on.
What the hell is this?
You know, I do like you a lot.
You're a bit scary, aren't you trying to say i'm a woman beater?
Are you trying to say that I'm an abuser?
Take this off, for Christ.
Yeah, real funny.
Dark meme, magician girl.
Real funny, real funny.
Like i'm a woman beater.
Shut up, i'm not.
All right.
I'm not a goddamn abuser, all right.
I'm not somebody who participates in domestic violence, all right, you're just insinuating that about me because I quote Sean Connery when he said, every woman deserves a decent smack every now and then.
So shut up.
There's a big difference there, right?
Hold on, what the hell is this?
Hold on.
What is this?
What?
Oh, Jesus.
No.
Johnny Baller Fick requested this.
And look, I don't get it.
I don't get it, Johnny Ballerfic.
I don't get Sam Hyde.
I don't have nothing against him.
I just don't get it.
I don't get Sam Hyde.
I don't get it.
All right, go ahead and play it.
I don't get it.
I just don't get it.
No more pain.
No more slime.
No more.
I don't get it.
No more shoes, Sam.
No more.
Is this like big comedy or something?
Only justice.
Intellect.
Volumes in the mind.
Not perversions.
Of the feet.
This day is very fine, Sam.
What the hell?
How goes it?
How goes it with you?
Peace.
Peace.
Peace upon mankind forever.
Forever.
Here.
You're here.
I really don't get this, dude.
I'll see you burn in the fires.
Burn in the fires.
You horrible kite.
Horrible swine.
You bitch.
You.
All right.
This is totally not funny.
look i don't have anything against sam hyde i just i i don't know what this i don't know I don't get it.
I just don't.
I don't get it, and I don't want to get it.
I don't want to get it.
You know what I want to get, though?
You know what the hell I want to get?
I want to get some more beer, man.
You're damn right, man.
Let's go ahead and do it.
Get some more fucking beer.
Fill myself up with some piss and fury out here just so I can pallet you son of a bitch and trolls.
All right, son of a bitch.
All right, what let it play?
What?
What the fuck do you want?
Look, I'll let it play.
What?
What have I done?
What?
I'm so fucking horny.
I mean, what is this supposed to be?
What is this?
Oh my god, I had that dream again.
Oh, my God.
All right, that's enough.
It's, uh, I don't.
I don't get it, dude.
I don't get it.
I, I, you know, I mean, you know, I get it that some of you people like this dude.
And, you know, it's, you know, I don't know.
It's funny in some of your slow brains and some of your relaxed brains out there, but I don't, I don't get it, man.
I don't get it one bit.
Give me my freaking beer.
Ah.
All right.
I don't get it.
And not to mention, isn't that like cosplay?
Isn't that what this dude's doing?
Anyway, let's move on.
I've got a whole freaking oh, what is this?
Ard Hammond again.
Ard Hammond, again, didn't we just view your sick-ass fanfic?
Didn't we just see what kind of a sick mind you have for Christ's sake?
What is it that you want now?
Oh, no.
Hold on.
What is this?
What is this?
Oh, my God.
So, man, Art Hammond, why do you even know this?
Why?
Why do you even know this?
Why, why, why?
Because you're a sick prick.
Go ahead.
Put the PC shot on.
Look at this.
It's fall.
And you know what that means, kids?
It's almost time to buckle up your bootstraps and go back to summer camp where you're going to try to give French kisses to all the girls.
You might be saying, Brittany, I don't know how to do French kisses.
That's why me and my buddy Arthur are going to show you how with three easy steps.
What is this?
Imagine, my friend Arthur.
He's a beautiful girl that you want to give a kiss to.
Step one.
Step one.
Go for the kiss.
Go for the kiss.
What is this?
Is this Burger Scuff girl?
Establish eye contact.
This is supposed to be funny.
This is cringe as hell.
You start with a little bit of conversation.
Do you think maybe we can turn this into French style?
Oh, my God.
Look at the neck beards on these side.
Start fingering the pussy.
Major neckbeard, in effect.
Start fingering the pussy.
Step three, go for the kill.
Listen, girl, it's time for us to French kiss.
Oh, my God.
All right.
I've had enough, man.
I've had enough of this.
Dandy Oral.
Considering you didn't play this last time I denoted, play it from 140 until he finished his dreamer speech at 222.
Or even better, just play the whole thing this time, you nigger hambone Jew.
Shut up, man.
You think that I'm going to play that now because you told me that?
You need to show me some respect, man.
All of you cyber vermin need to show me some respect.
For Christ's sake, man.
Let me.
What is this?
Penny For Your Thoughts00:16:00
Oh, no.
All right.
This one is by Herka.
Haruka Takahashi.
All right, this is them.
What is this?
What is this?
Bring a new graffiti.
Yeah, you should hear some more black jokes.
I love your racism.
I'm not goddamn racist.
I'm not racist.
I'm a milky pipe shit for Christ's sake.
Don't be dopey pot of friendship.
Don't be milky pot.
Don't be milky pot of friendship.
I'm telling you, man, how many fucking graffiti?
Don't be milky pot of friendship.
Don't be nothing pot of friendship.
Don't be nothing pot.
Don't be milky pot of friendship.
Don't be milky pot pot.
Don't be milky pot.
Don't be nothing pot.
Don't be don't be pot of friendship.
You're supposed to be screaming these callers there, engineer.
What's up, your problem?
They're saying this stupid stomach.
Scream these docks.
Scream these callers for Christ's sake, all right?
Don't be don't be pot.
Don't be nothing pot.
Don't be dopey pot of friendship.
You accuse me of some goddamn racist and I'm some kind of a goddamn three grand dragon or some crap, which is a false indictment and you can't do it.
You ain't know it, you goddamn pieces of it.
Oh my shit, bro.
Shut it off.
How many goddamn remixes are there, dude?
I'm not even joking.
How many goddamn remixes?
I buy that for a dollar.
Some say he is still there to this day.
Damn it, you fucking Johnny Baller fake fruit ball.
God damn it.
Stop donating!
Stop donating $12 and obligating me to watch these goddamn videos.
I'm sick of it.
I'm sick of it.
And wait a minute.
Are you pieces of garbage mass disliking this video too?
I mean, seriously, are you all mass disliking these fucking videos?
I mean, why in the hell should I even be here if all of you stupid dumbasses are just going to thumbs down my goddamn broadcast like a bunch of haters that you internet people are?
That's what you are.
You're a bunch of haters, man.
And that's why you're you and we're capitalists.
I mean, what did I tell you on the last show?
You know the difference between all of you and capitalist?
Capitalist, we go out and we make things happen.
Do you understand that, boy?
Capitalists go out and make things happen while you stupid, puny internet punks think that things are going to happen to you.
You think that things are going to happen to you.
And if you think that's what's going to happen, then you've already lost the game, baby.
You've already lost the game.
All right, what else do we have here?
We got a couple more.
All right, Steve Irwin.
What is this, Steve Irwin?
Oh, my goddamn shit.
And Nico goddamn ghost.
Hey, Nico, what did I tell you about donating $11.99, you piece of crap?
I may not play that because you're a penny short.
You understand that?
You're a penny short, for Christ's sake.
I shouldn't even play that.
All right.
And what did I tell you, sons of bitches?
For them pesos, I'm an a-hole.
You understand that?
For them pesos, I'm an a-hole.
Jesus Christ, give me my freaking beer.
Hey, why?
Wait a minute.
Shut up in the chat room.
Why are you calling me a sheckle goblin, man?
Freaking Nico knows the price, man.
It's $12.
All right?
He's a penny off.
For them pesos, I'm an a-hole.
All right, what did Steve Irwin?
What is this, Steve Irwin?
What is this?
I'm not going to post the picture of this.
Go ahead.
What is this?
Nigger boy, nigga boy.
Are you kidding me?
You racist bastards?
Housewives know there's nothing holding hand with me.
Nigga boy, nigga boy, nigga boy.
Nigga boy, still best in the business.
Best a lady ever had.
A nigga boy shot the shiny.
This is blatant racism, dude.
This is blatant racism.
I mean, how dare you, sons of bitches?
All right.
How dare you?
How dare you?
Albin's beer sharts.
And why did you do 301?
What?
Are you covering the penny that Nico Angel shorted me?
Is that what you're doing there, Albin's beer sharts?
Huh?
Huh?
Are you paying the penny that Nico Angel shorted me?
Because I'm telling you, boy, for them pesos, I'm an a-hole.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Hey, wait a minute.
Hey, look, stop paying.
All right, especially you, Dark Me Magician girl.
Don't pay for the penny that Nico Angel owes me.
All right.
Don't be vowed.
Don't be doing that.
Let this son of a bitch pay himself.
All right.
He owes me a penny.
All right.
Like I said, for them pesos, I'm an a-hole.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Play him off.
$1,233.
All right.
All right.
That's enough.
All right.
This one is by Dan the Oracle.
All right.
Who says that I should play this at, I don't know, 222 or something.
I don't know.
What is this?
Hold on.
What is this?
Hold on just a second.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
You son of a bitch.
Hey, play it, you scamming shekel goblin.
God damn it.
I'm not a shekel goblin.
I'm not a goddamn shekel goblin, you piece of crap.
You can, I'm not.
I'm not joking around.
You continue to call me a goddamn shekel goblin.
We're going to have some major fucking problems.
Do you understand me?
We're going to have some major goddamn problems.
You call me a shekel goblin again.
Anyway, Dan the Oracle requested this.
And of course, who did he request?
Adolf Hitler.
Aka Adolph Shekelgruber, the crypto-Jewish man who literally galvanized a country of blonde-haired, blue-eyed children.
I want more blonde-haired, blue-eyed children.
Go ahead and play it.
We want more blue-eyed children!
I mean, give me a break.
I mean, come on with the goddamn ego that you have there, Shekelgruber.
Hey, look at this: Joseph Gorbels.
Joseph Gorbles.
Who names your kid Joseph besides, you know, of the Hubraic persuasion?
I mean, you all got had, dude.
Y'all hate Jewish people so much, and yet, you know, the German people got galvanized by the two smartest Jews in Germany.
I mean, give me a break.
All right, what is this?
What is this?
Nico Angel, refund the one cent.
This is between you and me between what, what, what, hold on.
What is what's between you and me?
What's between you and me?
You see, you see what kind of a sick bastard I've got going on over here?
This idiot thinks that I've got some kind of a relationship with him.
You know, I mean, Jesus Christ, Nico.
What is this?
Oh, no.
More Sam High, dude.
I mean, I'd buy that for a dollar.
Jackler, we got you, Nico.
T in the chat to curse ghost teeth.
All right, look, don't talk about my teeth.
I was hoping that y'all stop talking about that garbage.
Anyway, look, just play the damn video by Nico Angel, even though he shorted me a penny.
Go ahead and play it.
Jesus Christ.
Freeze, you black bastards.
You what the hell?
Are you kidding me?
All right.
What the fuck?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Sick boys.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
What the hell was that, dude?
What the hell was that?
No more.
Hey, ghosty, baby bun.
Remember all the good times we had?
Oh, my.
Oh, man.
Please just stop it.
Enough, Weena.
I mean, hell.
I mean, in my personal opinion, Dark Meme Magician Girl as a good piece of ass.
Also, here is the penny for Nico, you cheap-ass shekel goblin.
Fuck you, Weena.
All right.
Everybody, stop paying a penny for Nico, okay?
Stop paying a fucking penny for Nico.
That's what he wants, all right?
He's a minority, so he's like expecting everything for free because he's playing the victim card, okay?
Give me a break.
How American of him, huh?
How American of him?
Anyway, this is this one was donated by Play Him Off.
Play him off donated this.
Go ahead, put the PC shot on.
is this?
I fucking hate niggers.
You, son of a bitch.
I never said that that's a fucking splice.
THAT'S A GODDAMN SPLICE, MANY- Damn!
Son of a bitch!
That's a goddamn splice, man!
I never said that.
That's a damn splice and everybody out there knows it.
For a buns it.
Oh God Trey, Look.
Please dude, stop donating the 12 bucks and obligating me to freaking.
Look at your stupid stinking, ridiculous tarred videos.
All right, I'm getting sick of that crap.
What is this scat man?
What is this scat man?
Huh, fuck it.
I'll throw a penny for Nico.
Take the damn one cent.
You shekel whore.
Here's a penny for your thoughts.
Look, shut the hell up about the penny.
All right Nico, I want Nico to pay for it.
I don't want you to give charity to this son of a bitch for a dollar penny for Nico.
We got you bruh, fucking ass.
You know what you guys are, a bunch of assholes.
Man, Fat Marshal, love your show.
Ghost, don't let the trolls get you down.
Take them out to the woodshed if they need.
They'll love it.
They'll love the wood shed, all right?
Oh Jesus man, can y'all stop?
Man, can y'all please?
I want to get done with this garbage.
I want to get done with this crap, and this is one.
This is by we know One, Actual.
What the hell is this?
Oh my god?
Is this for real?
Is this?
Is this for real?
And this is from 2014?
Dude, put the pc shot on, look at this.
Look at this.
Some fat, disgusted minority eats butter.
You wanted a little bit more okay let's let's, let's get the little bit more.
Is this for you?
Mechazawa, for everyone out there who fucking did what they did and they want the fucking video.
Um this, what you want, Mechazawa?
Oh my god, I bet you he puts that in his shit.
Funnel, oh my god uh, that's not even real butter.
You know that.
That's country croc, you idiot.
That's margarine.
What a what?
Fake and gay dude.
All right, fake and gay.
Good God.
Give me my drink.
You know what?
He would have impressed me a little bit more if he put a burrito in his ass.
All right, take this crap off.
All right, take it off.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, who else do we have here?
All right, i'm just thanks.
A lot, Weena.
All right yeah yeah, it's real funny, real goddamn funny, for christ's sake.
All right, let's move on.
Who is this what?
This next one is by Fat Marshall.
Fat Marshall hooked this up.
All right.
What's up, fat marshal?
What the hell is this?
All right.
Beauty of the second Amendment, sam him, Bonio man look look, seriously.
Stop donating the 12 bucks.
What is this?
What is this?
Here's another precious shekel.
Now refunder, Troll War.
We're gonna refund that.
I just played your shit, you idiot.
I just played your stupid video, you moron.
It was the fucking uh, that stupid uh.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
What Johnny Ballerfic, you missed my no, I didn't.
I played yours, you idiot.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Cheers to my homies, Weena and Nico.
Yeah, go shove it up your ass.
All right, hold on.
Let me let me play Baller Fix since he claims that I didn't play his.
Jesus Christ, I'm telling you, for these pesos, I'm an a-hole, son of a bitch.
All right, hold on.
Before I play Fat Marshalls, let me play Johnny Baller Fix.
What the hell is this?
Oh, okay.
Here's Johnny Baller Fix.
All right, here it is.
What is this, Johnny Ballerfick?
What the hell is this?
Fucking retards you made this What the hell?
Is this a little kid freaking out of the game?
Fucking idiot.
What is this?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Dude, stop.
Let me go.
Dude, stop.
Let me go.
Dude, what are you talking about?
Let me go.
Hey, ghost, I'm glad you enjoyed the film.
Check out the rest when you can somehow also hate me for having an extra penny for this sheckle goblin.
Jenda Sawyer Splice00:14:53
Shut up, bang.
You all right.
You're being banned.
Hello?
Blades, dude.
Come on.
Hello.
is this is what you guys do in the gaming community huh Pick on little kids, huh?
And watch them, you know, like act like a bunch of ragers.
And I mean, you guys are sick, dude.
Leave the kids alone.
All right.
By you doing this, you're no better than the LGBTQ pricks that are out there trying to sexualize children.
I'm not even joking.
All right.
I'm not even joking around.
And wait a minute.
Fat Marshall.
Hold on.
What the hell is this, Fat Marshall?
What the hell are you trying to say, Fat Marshall?
What the hell are you trying to say?
Play this scrap.
Look at this.
Look, what are you trying to say?
I'm sorry, Goiam.
I never meant to hurt you.
What are you trying to do?
I never meant to chew you down, but tonight, I'm stealing all your shackles.
One more time.
I said, I'm sorry, Goiam.
I never meant to hurt you.
I never meant to chew you down, but tonight, I'm stealing all your shackles.
We've been chosen since Moses to have this size and curve to our noses.
No, no, I'm not playing this anti-Semitic crap!
And are you inferring, Fat Marshall, that I'm a fucking sheckle goblin?
Huh?
Is that what you're inferring, you son of a bitch?
oh look a penny oh look a penny oh look a penny for a dollar oh my god Look, shut up, man.
All right, shut the hell up.
Shut the fucking shut up.
Shut up.
Shut the fuck.
Look up, man.
Shut up.
Screw you, man.
Oh, God.
With your damn emojis, man.
Shut up, man.
Shut the hell up.
All of you, shut up.
I'm not a shekel goblin.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
I'm not a goddamn shekel goblin.
What is this?
Exposed?
Man, stop donating the $12, please.
I don't want to fucking view these fucking videos anymore.
Oh, Jesus.
I don't want to view these damn videos anymore, man.
I don't want to view these videos.
I don't want to view them.
I mean, this next one is by Jenda Sawyer.
This trans testicle.
All right, I can only imagine what kind of sick perversion that this son of a bitch is doing.
What is this?
Oh, my God.
No.
What is this?
What is this?
What in the blue hell is this, Jenda Sawyer?
I'll put the PC shot on.
What is this?
What are you waiting for?
Oh, no, Tony.
We'll do just fine.
After this complete breakfast, including my vitamin-pike frosted flakes, they bring out the tiger in you.
Don't get all good on me.
Frosted flakes, good.
They're great!
Oh my God!
What the hell?
What the hell is this?
What is that?
Oh, my God.
This is, that's fucked up, man.
That's fucked up.
That's horrible, man.
What the hell was that, Jenda Sawyer?
What the hell was that, man?
Oh, my God, man.
This is sick trolling, dude.
This is sick trolling.
That was macabre.
That was macabre.
Penny of disrespect, lol.
Yeah, shut up.
All right, just sit there and shut up for Christ's sake, all right?
For them pesos, I'm an a-hole, son of a bitch.
This next video is by San Hambonio, who requested it.
What is this?
What is this?
You smoke.
What is this?
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
What is this?
Why are you out here playing?
Shut this crap.
What is this?
What is this?
Shut up with the fucking money emojis, dude.
All right.
Shut up.
Shut your mouth.
All right.
What is this?
San Hambonio, what is this?
The beauty of the Second Amendment?
What is this?
Hold on.
What the hell?
What?
Pennies for prolis?
Penny for prolis.
I don't understand.
What the hell does that mean?
I don't even know what that means.
Go ahead and put it on.
You smoke.
You smoke.
Why are you out here playing?
Oh, never mind.
Yeah.
How come all these people are urban?
On the court.
You bullshitting on the court.
I bet you ain't got it.
Oh, come on.
Blow your hands.
I mean, how come everybody is urban?
Smoke.
Oh, come on.
How come everybody's urban in this video?
Come here.
Come here.
And why are they being so facetious with guns?
This is not funny.
Why are you out here playing without your shit?
Why are you playing without your shit?
Where your shit?
You can have this shit in so great.
Why are you laughing?
I got a different piece on Liam Plu.
Oh, that bitch got it on.
Oh, my God.
All right.
We get it.
Yeah, this is so funny.
This is so cool, huh?
Oh, yeah.
That makes you a man.
Yeah, man.
Why you slipping?
I got my gun, baby.
I got my gun.
Jesus Christ.
No, I want to be honest with you.
I don't ever leave the house without having my strap.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm always strapped.
I never lead a house without packing a gun.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
I mean, I'm ghost, baby.
I'm going to ride with my gun.
I'm ghost, the man of the internet.
I'm going to die with my gun.
All right.
Who else we got here?
We got Dark Me Magician Girl.
Oh, this brought it.
This transgender or whatever it is.
Look, shut up with the fucking one cent, dude.
Shekels.
Shekels.
Yeah, real funny, idiot.
All right, real funny.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Hey, ghost.
Just thought I'd tell you that Discord is run by pedophile furries.
Oh, yeah.
They allow servers made for furry child porn, which explains why your inner circle is still up.
Oh, fuck you.
OWO ghost nibble on my girly costume.
You're gonna go the dude, all right?
You piece of crap.
All right?
Go shove it up your ass.
All right.
Don't you dare make false indictments like that, you piece of crap.
All right, this one is by Dark Me Magician Girl.
Here it is.
We don't want to ask you.
We don't want to ask you.
All right.
Shut up.
All right.
And you know what, Weena?
You're a piece of crap now, anyway.
All right.
You turned into, you know, some adult troll that still can't let go of the, you know, girl cartoons, and you're probably some goddamn incel.
And, you know, now you think that you're somewhere bad.
Hold on, what is this?
Hold on, what is this?
Ghost said baguette.
Go said baguette.
Hold on, what is this?
Oh, hold on.
What is this?
Fagotry!
The utter fagotry that is being infested in American society, man.
This is fucking faggotry.
Shut that off.
Shut it off for Christ's sake.
Take it off the screen.
Shut it off.
Shut it the hell off.
Look, that is obviously a fucking little splice that they did some kind of audio bullshit.
All right.
I never said that.
I never said that.
And shut up with the fucking money emojis, dude.
Shut up.
I never said anything like that, man.
They did something with, you know, you know how it is with technology nowadays, man.
They can make some kind of copy of your voice and they can make you say anything now, man.
That wasn't me.
Shut up in the chat room, man.
That wasn't me.
You all shut your mouth.
You all shut your goddamn mouth.
That wasn't me, man.
That wasn't goddamn me.
Shut up.
That wasn't me.
You punched in the chat.
That wasn't me.
That wasn't me.
You understand that?
That wasn't me, goddamn trolls.
That wasn't me.
Shut up.
Shut up.
God damn you, man.
That's a fake.
That's a fucking fraud, man.
That's a phonie.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
What did you say?
Gotcha, bitch.
Gotcha, bitch.
No, fucking shut up.
It wasn't me.
Don't listen to these fucking trolls, man.
What are you going to listen to a crop of trolls that sit here and lie, cheat, steal?
Like, talk about my family.
They're pieces of trash.
I'm tired of you goddamn saints and bitches.
Shut up!
I didn't say it!
I didn't!
God damn it!
I didn't fucking say it!
I didn't fucking say it, man!
I didn't fucking say it, man.
I didn't say it!
Do you understand me, you piece of crap?
I didn't fucking say it!
Shut up!
I DIDN'T FUCKING SAID, MAN!
I DIDN'T FUCKING SAID, MAN!
I'M STUPID, GOTTA GETTING TROLL PUNCHED!
I didn't say it!
Shut up, Dark Me Magician, girl!
I didn't say it!
I never fucking said that, man.
Don't let these trolls fool you, man.
Don't let them fool you with the fucking splices.
Don't let them fool you with the editing, man.
Don't let it fool you.
Don't let it fool you.
Fucking assholes.
All right.
I'm getting tired of this, dude.
All right, this one, this one was requested by Ard Hammond, and I can already tell you it's a sick, disgusting, fetished, goddamn piece of trash.
This is perversion, which is usually what comes out of the mind of this freak, Art Hammond.
Put the PC shot on.
Look at this sick crap.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I mean, oh, Jesus.
Oh, my God.
What's the odds if this guy is on meth right now?
Look at this disgusting face of this freak.
Oh, my God.
All right.
That's enough.
That's enough for Christ's sake.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
I mean, you know, people are really sick.
You know that?
People are really sick.
Some freaking idiot on meth for Christ.
Meth will make you do that kind of crap.
All right.
Meth will make you do that kind of weird crap.
All right.
Wait a minute.
Jackler.
All right.
You requested a link to my own show.
Jackler.
You requested a link to my hosted.
You're going to my hosted shit.
You're going to please some crap, man.
Link to my hosted.
I DON'T FUCKING SHOW!
You can piece some crap.
You piece of crap to you.
You can please some crap.
You piece of crap to you, please.
I don't understand you.
You sensible bitch.
I'm covering you, goddamn fool.
I'm told you damn the men.
I told you, Damn this.
Shut it the hell off.
Why do you do that?
All right.
That one was Jackler.
Why the fuck do you do that?
You make me post a link to my own live show, man.
I mean, post a link to my own live show for Christ's sake, man.
Christ's sake, dude.
Just stop.
All right.
Everybody, just stop.
And what's this next one?
Exposed.
This is probably another splice, folks.
Okay.
I'm going to tell you that right damn now.
This is probably another freaking splice, man.
This is probably another...
What, Fat Marshall?
You are not a Shekel Goblin ghost.
Listen to the first minute at least.
I'm not a Shekel Goblin.
You're damn right.
All right, hold on.
This one is by Exposed.
This is probably a goddamn lie.
I want to tell you all right now, this is probably a goddamn lie.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
The ghost show in a nutshell.
Well, shove it up your ass, all right?
What is this?
Exposed what?
Exposed what?
What is this?
Exposed what?
What is this?
Huh?
Go on these damn in-real life streams on Twitch and on YouTube and pay $5 just to say the word nigga.
Tom, you're a bad person.
Airing Fake Splices00:08:05
Shut that up.
You see, that's a splice.
That was a damn splice.
Whoa!
Whoa, did I just say a woo!
That's a splice.
That's a damn splice.
Don't expose my ass.
That wasn't me.
That was a splice.
That was a goddamn splice.
Don't believe these trolls.
Don't believe these soulless trolls, man.
They're just trying to get me into trouble, man.
They're just trying to get me into trouble.
I need another shot for fuck's sake, man.
I mean, this is how you fucking people are.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
I never said that, man.
You all shut the fuck up, man.
I never said that, man.
I never said that.
Give me my freaking shot.
I'm not taking it for these fucking idiots, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
Finish the bottle.
Finish the bottle.
I never said it.
I never said it, man.
I never said that.
God damn you, trolls, man.
God damn you, son of a bitch and trolls, man.
God damn you, son of a bitch at trolls.
God damn it, man.
Just fucking leave me alone already, dude.
Seriously, just leave me the fuck alone.
All right, you're all a bunch of liars, man.
All of your goddamn lie.
That's a goddamn lie.
I'd buy that for a liar.
That's a damn lie.
Now, this is the show I missed.
Shut up.
Shut up, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
You're a faggot, Tom.
Go shove it up your ass, alright?
I know what you mean by that, too, you son of a bitch.
You sit there and shut up.
Give me my shot, man, before I do any more of this crap.
Before I continue on with any more of this fucking show, man.
Give me a shot.
This is to the people that are for real out there.
This is to the real fans of the ghost show, for Christ's sake.
2018 ghost equals best ghost.
I mean, you son of a bitch.
Just shut up.
This goes out to the real fans of the ghost show.
This goes out to the inner circle of the ghost show.
Do you understand me?
This goes out to the real fans.
This goes out to the folks that are out there that love this show for Christ's sake, man.
This is for you, man.
Cheers.
And screw all these goddamn stupid troll terrorists, cyber vermin pieces of crap.
Cheers, baby.
I don't appreciate what you people are doing.
I don't appreciate the lies you people are telling.
This is serious goddamn business, man.
I'm in the big time now.
You understand?
I'm on YouTube.
I'm big time now, you son of a bitch.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Yeah, yo, go shove it up your ass.
I never said that.
You idiots.
You idiots are saying that.
You idiots have said that.
All right, you people have spliced that.
It's you, trolls.
All right, because that's what you do.
That's what you do all the goddamn time.
It's make my life a living hell.
I'm telling you, it's what you do.
That's what you do for Christ.
Hold on.
What is this, Fat Marshall?
All right.
What is this, Fat Marshall?
Are you kidding?
Well, what is this?
Play this crap.
I'm not going to play the video.
What is this from the same broadcast?
What is this?
You say we're dumb.
You packed up your stuff.
What?
It's really over.
So you've had to freaking shit kicking hip crap.
There's one thing I'd like to say before you leave, dude.
Fuck you, bitch.
You broke my heart.
Oh, you broke my heart.
Fuck your friend.
Oh, you're a black man.
Fuck you, dough.
He never comes home.
Look you, bitch.
All right, all right.
All right, listen.
I want to be honest with you, man.
I'm not a big fan of modern-day country music.
I'm not even joking around.
I like the old country.
I'm talking about Hank Williams.
I'm talking about Hank Williams Jr.
I'm talking about Hank Williams 3, baby.
You know, this new freaking...
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Albin's got your baby.
Like, shut up.
All right.
I mean, I'm tired of this.
Like, I'm drinking a beer and I miss you dearly.
And I love Jesus.
Not a splice.
I have to play one of you right now anyway, dark meme magician girl.
When you should be in a goddamn kitchen.
That's where you need to be getting acquainted with some appliances.
I'm telling you, get you some skills, Biach.
All right, what is this?
This is by Dark Me Magician Girl.
Hold on just a second.
I got to copy this and do all this.
I can't believe I'm doing this.
I'm not even joking.
What is this, Dark Me Magician?
Oh my God, no.
What are you insinuating by this, Dark Me Magician Girl, you slut bag?
What are you insinuating by this?
Are you making fun of the engineer?
You see what I'm saying, engineer?
You see what I'm saying?
They don't care about you.
They think you're a joke.
These internet people don't like you.
Don't do what they say.
Do you understand me?
They're a bunch of sick internet people.
They're making fun of you.
LOL, what a backpedal bitch.
I'm not backpedaling.
It's a goddamn lie.
It's a goddamn lie for Christ's sake, man.
What are you talking about?
It's a goddamn lie.
Backpedaling, you son of a bitch.
You're a bunch of liars.
That's what you are.
You're all a bunch of goddamn liars, man.
Anyway, this is by exposed again.
And I'm sure it's some audio splice.
It's some goddamn audio-augmented bunch of garbage.
It's not me.
Don't believe whatever the hell this is by exposed again.
Don't believe it.
Don't believe it.
Okay, so I said, nigger, okay, once I did not, now I said it twice, okay?
Shut up!
I didn't say it in a goddamn context, you son of a bitch.
I didn't shut up!
Shut up!
I didn't say it!
You're a fucking liar!
You trolls are a bunch of liars!
Son of a bitch!
You goddamn trolls are a bunch of liars, man!
Look here.
Look, listen.
Listen, all of you shut up, or I'm ending this fucking broadcast.
I'm not even joking.
You keep airing these fucking splices.
I'm ending the broadcast.
Can you make this the new intro song to your show?
Trolls Are Liars00:02:12
It would be much more fitting.
Also, Dark Meme Magician Girl is in my kitchen making dank memes, which is much better than a sandwich.
Oh, I'm sure she's there with you, you sacrifice.
Shut up.
Oh, don't forget your dono.
All right, what is this?
All right, train lover.
I found it.
What is this?
Hold on.
Jesus Christ.
This is by Train Lover.
Hold on, what is this before I even...
Well, no wonder, train lover, I...
I know what you're insinuating by this too, you asshole.
Go ahead and put the PC shot up.
This is my train lover.
I wanted to get rid of what existed.
All the little gray people of the world who hate the beautiful diversity of human development.
They always want to get rid of the natural, the noble, and the beautiful.
They wanted to get rid of it.
They wanted to make all nature as gray as themselves.
It was their deep instinct.
We were always opposed to that.
We said, no, it won't work, and it's undesirable that it should work.
We can live in peace and friendship side by side in separate nations and separate developments.
But we cannot have the mix-up of peoples and races who are widely different and divergent.
It will lead to nothing but trouble.
It will lead to nothing but trouble.
I want to be honest with you.
You know, it leads to nothing but trouble when you force diversity.
When there's an arbitrary government or an authority forcing diversity.
Now, if you're like the United States, a melting pot of a country, and all the races in America find solace in the culture that is Americana, that's what creates a powerful country.
That's what created America.
That's what made America the superpower it is.
But when you force diversity, when you force this idea of cultural enrichment, it is proven time and time again that it does not work.
Middle Finger Redemption00:14:50
Okay?
You can't arbitrarily force people to be together, you know, live together, etc.
I mean, it's the truth.
All right?
I mean, anyway, that's Train Lover, okay?
Where am I?
Freaking these assholes that are trying to make me look like I'm some kind of a grand dragon racist or something.
I never said any of that stuff.
Don't listen to these people, all right?
Don't even listen to these people.
This is my dark meme magician girl again.
And what did you say?
Not a splice?
What is this?
Well, what is this?
Not a splice.
Hey, man, thank you very much.
And we appreciate the QAnon article because that faggot deserved to be completely doctrinal.
Not to mention that.
No!
No! No! No! No! No! No!
I'm tired of you pieces of crap, man!
I'm tired of you making me look like I'm some fucking racist or something.
Like, I'm tired of it, man.
I'm tired of it.
I never said that, dad.
I didn't say that.
I never said that, dad.
I never said that.
I never said anything like that, man.
I never said that.
Don't listen to these people.
Don't listen to these fucking people, man.
God fucking damn.
I don't even want to fucking do this shit.
Get the shit off of me, man.
Get the fucking shit.
Get off of me.
Get off.
Christmas.
Oh, my God.
Hold on a second.
The freaking, the headphones.
Oh, shit.
The headphones got tangled in the wheel of my chair, man.
The headphones got tangled in the heel of the wheel of my chair.
Hold on.
Jesus Christ.
Fucking crap.
Hold on, man.
The damn damn headphone wire got the wheel of my chair for Christ's sake.
All right, let's move on for Christ's sake.
I'm so tired, man.
I'm so tired of this crap.
Nigger.
Shut up.
I don't condone that goddamn garbage.
All right.
Shut up.
This one right here is what?
Who requested this one?
Big ups to Liquid Richard.
What the hell is this?
Big ups to Liquid Richard.
What the hell is this?
Wait a minute.
Are you actually promoting wings of redemption up here?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Middle finger, Through you!
Middle finger, middle finger, middle finger at you!
Middle finger.
Middle finger at you, you fucking trolls, you troll terrorists, you liars.
Now you're not just cyber vermin.
You're fucking liars, man.
You're liars.
You're goddamn liars.
Go ahead and poke.
What is this?
Big ups to Liquid Richard.
Hold on.
What is this?
Put the PC shot on.
Oh, no, that's the wrong PC.
Take it off.
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
What is this?
Wings of Redemption?
is this what is this what is this what is this And why is this Wings of Redemption?
His way to the rim from South Carolina, weighing in at This guy makes me sick, you know that?
Let's fuck it.
Get this guy.
This guy makes me sick.
All right.
I want to be honest with you.
This guy makes me sick.
He's straight up.
Wait, where's he from?
South Carolina?
He's South Carolina trash.
All right.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
And shut up.
I don't look nothing like Wings of Redemption, dude.
All right.
I don't look nothing like that shadow beef son of a bitch.
I'm not.
No.
No, no, no.
And what is this?
Weena.
Weena.
Weena's at it again.
What do you want, Weina?
All right.
Can I make this the new intro song of the show?
What is this?
What's the show?
What is this?
Some people think one penny doesn't make a lot of sense because there isn't much that you can spend it on.
But let that humble penny get together with some friends.
Pretty soon you'll find your money worry's gone.
Five pennies make a nickel.
Ten pennies make a dime.
You are pleased, make a cool.
You've got 25.
I mean, seriously.
Does that make sense?
For Christ's sake.
You're trying to insinuate like I'm some kind of.
Another day in life for ghosts.
Shut up, Captain Knuckles.
You're trying to insinuate I'm a fucking shekel goblin.
And I am not a shekel goblin.
I'm not a goddamn shekel goblin, man.
And who the hell donated this ex-ghostion?
Ex-ghostion, like I'm extension.
That's the play on that.
Is that it?
What is this?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you kidding?
Well, hold on.
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
How about 336 radio graffiti?
She's just fucking drinking, man.
She always had it.
The only thing that's fucking tasted, man.
She only fucking takes the pain to us.
Big kid.
Big kid.
Thank you! I said nigger.
You son of a bitch.
I never fucking damn it, son of a bitch.
Hold on.
I never said that.
I never did say it.
Fucking son of a bitch.
All right, shut it off.
I never said that.
I never goddamn said that.
You saw that splice.
You saw how they had to slow it down.
They had to put it all together.
I'm telling you, folks, don't believe this crap.
All right.
Don't believe what you hear unless you hear it from me.
All right.
Don't believe what you hear unless you hear it from me.
Goddamn trolls, for Christ's sake.
And what is this?
Captain Knuckles requested this one.
Another day in the life of ghost?
Another day in the life of ghosts.
What the hell are you talking about?
Another day in the life of hold on, put the PC shot on.
What is this?
another day in the life of ghosts!
What are you doing?!
What are you doing?!
You son of a bitch!
Oh shut up!
You stick that middle finger up your ass!
You stick that middle finger up your ass!
You stick that middle finger up your ass and who And whoever donated this fucking midget.
All right, shut him up.
Whoever, Captain Knuckles, whoever, you are a son of a bitch.
You are a goddamn son of a bitch, man.
I'm not even joking around anymore.
I mean, I don't know why I even do this anymore.
I mean, I'm not even kidding.
You guys are pieces of crap.
You know that?
After all I do for you, you swine, man.
All right.
You know what?
I'm going to drink some more beer.
I mean, I don't know what else to do, man.
That's the only way I can pallet you people.
That's the only way I can pallet you people, man.
I buy that.
No, no!
So this is why Ghost came late.
No!
Black hat!
You bagat!
What is this, bag?
The reason I came late?
What is this?
All right, black hat?
What is this?
Why did I come late?
Fucking piece of shit.
You piece of shit, black hat.
Put it on.
What is this?
Why I came late?
Oh, my God.
What is this?
What is this?
I'm in this dude in a wheelchair.
Are you kidding me?
Why I came late?
I'm not in a wheelchair, you bastard!
I'm not in a goddamn wheelchair, you idiot.
Why I came to son of fish.
And shut up in the chat room saying expose me.
Holy...
What the hell is?
Oh, and yeah, elevators.
All right, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to laugh.
I'm sorry.
That was wrong.
That was wrong, and I didn't mean to fucking laugh.
Oh, my God.
All right.
I need some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
I need more beer, man.
Give me another fucking beer.
Jesus Christ.
That's really not funny.
I'm sorry for laughing at that dude.
I'm sorry, man.
All right.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to laugh at that dude.
That's not funny, dude.
It's never funny.
Somebody that is disabled, it's not funny.
People should, you know, give people that are disabled that are in a wheelchair some respect.
Middle finger, middle finger, I'd buy that for a dollar.
Don't run away from your demons.
Face the facts.
Those weren't splices.
They were fucking splices.
Don't listen to these people, folks.
All right.
Don't listen to these people.
All right?
Don't listen to these people.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Shut up saying expose.
You didn't expose me nothing.
All right?
You didn't expose me nothing.
All right.
Oh, Jesus.
Can you fuck off?
After Ghost ends his show.
Can you please stop, dude?
Can you please fuck off with these damn stupid damn 12 buckers, dude?
I'm tired of these 12 buckers.
I'm going to stop doing this.
I should stop doing this.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
What is this?
After Ghost ends his show, hold on.
What the hell is this?
Go ahead and put the PC shot on.
this Jackler we good shit man oh wow I feel a really good Look at the pretty colors!
Achieve it!
It's sort of fun!
You son of a bitch!
What are you insinuating?
I'm sorry, honey!
There's a coin everywhere!
Ha ha ha, Marisha!
Mario, no!
Ha ha ha, you call that!
Ho ho!
Oh, you son of a bitch!
I think I should drive!
You goddamn jackass!
Freeze, put your hands in the air.
He's got a wrench.
Take him down.
That's not me after the show, Jackler, you piece of shit.
All right, and what is this?
Hold on.
You know, what is this, you two?
What is this?
I buy that for a dollar.
We are experimenting with a new sound that plays when you dislike this stream in order to deter mass dislikes, and we'll be monitoring its effectiveness.
Shut up and stop disliking the show, dude.
All right?
If you want me to continue to CX in the chat, CX is dead, dude.
CX is over.
That's what happened to CX right there.
CX is dead.
It's over, for Christ's sake.
I mean, hell, did you hear that Ice Poseidon is going to move to Dallas, Texas?
Heck, can you believe that?
Hey, dude, I'm going to go to Dallas, Texas, dude.
You know, they're more friendlier out there, dude.
They're not like these pricks in LA, dude.
I'm going to go to Dallas, dude.
Fuck it, dude.
CX is dead.
It's over.
All right.
It's over.
Stop trying to continue on this.
Ice Poseidon Moves00:03:46
I don't know what it is.
CX is gone, dude.
It's gone.
It's over.
Meet him and beat him.
I don't want to beat up anybody.
I don't want to beat up Ice Poseidon.
You know, I mean, listen.
I used to watch Ice Poseidon.
Well, what?
Type bag it if ghost said n-word.
I never said the n-word.
All right.
I never said that shit.
You people are splicing my voice, and I don't appreciate it one bit for Christ's sake.
You people are making false indictments about me.
You're making false splices about me, and I don't appreciate it, you fucking baguettes.
All right?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Oh, dear.
I forgot to dislike the show.
Each thumbs down as a penny back into your bag.
Thank you, all right.
You pecker chef, fetish loving, feminine penis having prick.
Happy 50th episode formed the Aaron Louise Camilleri channel.
What?
What?
Hold on.
What is this?
Hold on.
Hold on.
I'm almost afraid to see what the hell this is.
It never ends.
It's my life.
Don't you forget.
Caught in the crowd.
It never ends.
All right.
What is this?
Happy 50th episode from the Ellen Louise Camilleri channel.
Is this for real?
Hold on.
What is this?
Ghost said N-word.
Ghost said N-word.
Exposed.
I never said that, you idiots.
You spliced me to say that.
I never goddamn said that.
All right.
I'm a melting pot of friendship and everybody knows it, man.
I'm a nice guy.
God.
I need to chug more beer.
All right.
What is.
What is this?
What do you put the PC shot?
What is the Aaron Louise Camilleri?
What is this?
What is this?
Hold on, play this.
What is this?
What is this?
Is this a trap?
Hey, uh, shit!
Get him, yeah!
You know, you're a bunch of broads that, you know, you're having a great time.
You're living a commercial.
You know what these chicks look like?
They look like some broads advertising like maxi pads.
Feel comfortable when you're out and about with your girlfriends.
Don't be afraid to dance around and wiggle your ass in a chair in a car and worry about messing anything.
Captain Knuckles Joker00:15:06
I don't understand.
I mean, look, if it's really them, cheers to those chicks.
I just don't, you know, I don't get it.
You know, I mean, they look like happy-go-lucky broads.
I mean, cheers to you, you know.
You know, anyway, that's Erin Louise Camilleri.
She's only got 854 subscribers.
I'm pretty sure she's going to get a lot of hard legs from this damn broadcast.
Hey, let me see.
Let me go like them.
Let me follow them.
Do they have Instagrams?
Oh my God, I want to see their Instagrams.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I get it.
Anyway, this one is by Ghost is a Joker.
Ghost is a Joker.
Ghost is a Joke.
Hold on, what is this?
Put it on a PC shot.
What is this?
This should clear up your account.
What?
$137 million.
Yes.
And if I don't pay up, I'll go to jail for tax evasion.
I'm crazy enough.
You son of a bitch.
All right, man.
Go shove it up your ass.
Even Joker, Joke, Joker, Joker.
Joker.
Even Joker is afraid of the goddamn IRS.
All right, real funny assholes.
All right, real funny for Christ's sake.
Daily reminder to thumbs down.
Don't thumbs down my show.
Don't thumbs down my show, dude.
I work hard, dude.
I mean, do you understand?
I mean, take a look at how many hours these shows are for Christ's sake, man.
The least you could do is thumbs up, man.
The least we could do is thumbs up, man.
Oh, geez.
Oh, you know what?
I'm tired of this, dude.
I need some wacky tobacco.
Where's my pipe?
I need some wacky tobacco, some tetrahydrocanevanol, some marijuana, some pot, all right, some reefer, some chronic, some indo, some poo smoke.
I mean, that's what I need, man.
Where's my fucking pipe?
Where's my pipe?
Ghost did rip off joker.
Shut up.
I never fucking just shut up, all right?
Where's my weed?
All right.
You know what?
I'm running low on this stuff.
I'm running low on this stuff.
I'm going to have to hit up the Mexican kid.
All right.
I have to hit up the Mexican kid that sells candy apples on the corner to hook me up with another.
You see that?
I got this little plastic contraption.
You squeeze it on the sides and you know what I mean?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Happy 50th EP Joker.
Shut up, man.
I didn't tell.
Fucking, you see, you guys never let anything die, dude.
I accidentally said joker, and now you guys are just rolling with it, for Christ's sake.
Let me load my bowl before I do anything else.
You want to know why?
I'm doing me.
All right.
I'm doing me.
Hail Joker.
Also, hurry up and get to radio graffiti.
I have to work tomorrow.
All right.
Well, just hold your ass.
All right.
You people have had your way with me in this show.
You have, you know, requested all kinds of sick-ass perverted videos.
You have made these disgusting, racist splices about me, claiming that I said things and I did it.
I did it.
I didn't say that shit.
It's you people and your splicing abilities.
Y'all should be like audio engineers or something.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm going to mix.
I'm going to mix two blends, okay?
I'm mixing two blends.
That's what I'm doing here.
Let me get this loud lock out.
Let me get some of this old stuff.
Let's do a blend here.
All right.
Let's do a goddamn blend.
You want to know why?
Because I can do that.
All right.
I can do that.
All right.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Yang is going to legalize weed.
Well, believe it or not, we may see weed legal on a federal level here very soon.
I don't know if y'all read the article, but the federal government looks like it's ready to capitulate on make, not necessarily making it legal, but decriminalizing it on a federal level.
Almost 200 thumbs down.
Keep it up.
Look, stop fucking thumbs down in my broadcast, man.
All right.
I work hard, man.
I work hard for this broadcast, man.
I give you four, five.
I mean, I give you seven hours on Saturday.
I give you hours of my life that I can't take fucking back.
I can't take it back.
San Hambonio resident, ghost never leaves his house without a strap on.
Stay safe out there.
Well, I don't mean to say it like that, but I don't ever leave the house without packing a gun.
I want to be honest with you.
Even when I'm going outside in my own property, man, I got a 38 snub nose.
You know what I'm saying?
In the back of my shirt.
You know what I mean?
But when I'm traveling, I got the 38 snubby in the back.
I've got one of those pistol vests.
You know, you put on the pistol vests on.
I got a double holster on the side of the body there.
And I don't even want to tell you, dude.
I mean, I'm not even, I don't fuck around.
Remember, we're in Texas, dude.
You can legally, you can legally open carry like it's no big deal.
All right.
I'm not even joking around.
I mean, sometimes I carry around a shotgun like it's a like it's some kind of an aesthetic fashion accessory.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Look, no, no more 12 buckers, please.
All right.
And God bless Texas for open carry.
God bless Texas for open carry.
Type Yang Gang to Ben Desi.
All right.
Shut up.
All right.
All right.
Let me go ahead and take a whiff and take a smoke of some of this tetrahydrocannabinol, this reefer, this chronic, this indo, this marijuana, this mota, this pot, this poo smoke.
You understand?
I'm gonna smoke this right now.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
Let me get this big fucking lighter to work.
All right, ready?
Shoe Nights
I'd buy that front.
Man, can you all stop with the fucking 12 buckers, dude?
Man, please, man.
Please.
I wanted to do a show.
It's episode 150, man.
Please, man.
Please.
I need to blow my nose now for Christ's sake, man.
Give me a tissue.
Give me a tissue, man.
I gotta.
I gotta blow my nose, man.
All right, hold on.
Excuse me.
and shut up in the chat room saying that i'm a poser dude I'm smoking weed right now.
All right.
I don't care if you believe me or not.
I'm smoking.
And what's up with the Jew nose?
Why are y'all keep why y'all keep doing that?
Why are we keeping?
Why are we doing this?
Jesus Christ.
Give me my freaking.
I need, I need another, I need another nose blow.
I need another nose blow.
Oh, shit.
I don't know what it is about marijuana, you know, that makes you want to like secrete mucus out of your orifices, dude.
I don't understand.
I don't understand it, dude.
Oh, wait a minute.
I gotta fucking play these stupid videos before I go into another goddamn, you know, pipe hit for Christ's sake.
All right.
All right, what do we have here?
What is this?
Anonymous, all right, requested Ghostler Jones.
Ghost Lurk Jones.
Are you ghostler Jones?
Hold up, put this on the screen.
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
Ghostwork Jones.
Got watching anime.
Ghost Lurk Jones.
Why don't you start buffing?
I like putting these Jewish people in my goddamn concentration camps.
Fucking shit.
You see what I'm saying?
Ghostwork Jones.
Ghostwork Jones.
Buzz Alder's a good guy.
I'd be a baby or a crack pump.
Just got the master American.
Put yourself in a freakin' microwave and blow up!
Uh-oh!
Uh-oh!
Oh my god!
I fingered in my class, it's raining!
Texas Cuba Tours!
The boomanabi is quickly dead.
In my opinion, young women should take her control.
You make it selected, Jones is good.
All right, ghost work, Jones.
Ghostwork, Jones.
Take me to Christy Pad.
Ghostwork, Ghostwork, Ghostwork, Jones.
Shut this shit.
You see that?
Did y'all hear that, folks?
I'm telling you, that's what these trolls do.
That's what these trolls do, man.
They do this goddamn ridiculous splicing and they for a dollar.
Do you think Trump smokes weed?
No, he doesn't do anything like that.
He's pretty sober, dude.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
If you can ever get a hold of magic skittles or white runts, it's worth the price.
Expensive, but the weed I've ever had.
Cheers, baby.
Hey, cheers, balls, dude.
If that's the real balls, you know, I know who you are, man.
Cheers to you, dude.
Hope everything's going well.
I think I got a, I think I got an email from you about maybe about six or months or a year ago.
It sounds like you're doing pretty well, man.
So cheers to you.
I'm glad that you're still around and chilling, dude.
Seriously.
All right, who else do we have?
15 inches of pure imagination.
And listen, Captain Knuckles, I played your shit already.
I played your garbage already, dude.
I'll go back, but hold on.
Let me play 15 inches of imagination.
Oh, man, wait a minute.
This is hentai, dude.
This is goddamn hentai.
And I don't.
Look.
All right.
Look, this is look at this.
You know, ruins my hentai.
Look at this.
Oh, my God.
All right.
That's enough.
You know, that's about it.
That's about it.
And 15 inches of pure imagination did this.
Hold on.
Let me go back and see if I missed.
What's his name?
Captain Knuckles.
All right.
I mean, this is sick, dude.
This is sick.
Captain Knuckles, Captain Knuckles.
I remember playing your shit.
I want to be honest with you, unless you donated again.
But I don't see you.
I don't see you.
I'm looking down the list.
I don't see you, Captain Knuckles.
I remember playing your garbage.
I remember.
Oh, wait a minute.
Hold on.
Did I not play these?
Hold on.
I don't think I played these.
And that's not Captain Knuckles.
Hold on.
Let me look down a little more.
I don't see Captain Knuckles anywhere.
I don't see Captain Knuckles anywhere.
Hold on.
No, I don't see Captain Knuckles anywhere.
Except for the very, like, I'm going very, very bottom to where earlier in the broadcast, I had played your shit.
I think your shit was, you know, some obnoxious.
Where is it?
Man, it was way back then.
It was way, way back.
I mean, did you go jerk off or something and you came back and you didn't hear it?
And now you want me to play it again?
I'm not even joking around.
Hold on.
I think I forgot to play.
Hold on, hold on.
Let me go back up here.
I forgot to play one.
This one right here is by 1111110.
He was the guy who donated that played the, you know, queer for kids thing.
Hold on.
He donated again.
Let me see.
What is this?
Oh, no.
Again, more of this stuff?
He donated a few times to watch this video.
So let's check this out first.
Hold on.
What is this?
Welcome to Queer Kid Stuff.
Is this the same episode?
This is my best friend Teddy.
Today, we're talking about the teeth in LGBT.
All right, we already saw this.
All right.
We don't want to.
I mean, I don't want to have another discussion about this.
All right.
Why the LGBTQ continues to put so much effort, energy, time, and effort into trying to, I don't know.
Appeal to children is beyond me.
And we talked about this earlier.
The only assumption that one can assume by the fixation of the LGBTQ going after children is they want to blur the line of consent, of the age of consent.
I mean, I can't see any other reason.
I mean, I'm tired of hearing that the LGBTQ is an identity.
It's how you like to screw.
It's where you like to, you know, put your private parts, etc.
I mean, I don't understand, you know, this idea of exposing children to sexuality.
I don't understand it.
Why?
Why expose children to sexuality?
And like I said, if your child who happens to be, I don't know, six, seven, eight, nine, ten years old, twelve years old, thirteen years old.
Happy 50th episode of the Shekel Goblin Show.
LGBTQ Identity Debate00:15:35
Here's another $5 for you to dance around like the trained chimp that you are.
Fuck you.
Oh, wait a minute.
Hold on.
Captain Knuckles, you're right.
I found it.
I'm sorry about that.
You did.
I did skip over you.
So let's go ahead and go to Captain Knuckles.
What has Captain Knuckles got going on over here?
Hold on.
is this?
All right, Captain Knuckles.
Hold on, hold on.
I pause it.
Hold on.
Captain Knuckles, here's Captain Knuckles.
Here it is.
Go ahead.
Push it.
There it is.
Hi, this is Bathroke 20.
Who the hell is this dude?
Thank you for checking out the streams.
Glad you enjoyed the content.
But what do you think about this?
Suck, a nigger, All right, shut this crap on.
You son of a bitch.
Take this shit off.
You son of a bitch, Captain Knuckles.
I mean, I actually cared about, well, I didn't play this dude.
You son of a bitch.
You son of a goddamn bitch.
I'm tired of this, man.
I'm tired.
I got to put up with this.
I'm tired of that.
Hold on.
What is this?
Ghost Rocks.
Ghost Rocks requested this.
Ghost Rocks.
And what is this?
You also forgot mine, Jackler.
Wait, where?
Where did I forget?
I fucking played yours, Jackler.
The last one that I played was after Ghost ends his show, and it was, you know, some freaking cartoon of, or Mario and Luigi, you know, going on a joyride while they're drunk and killing people and getting shot by police and shit.
I don't know what you're talking about.
All right, I don't know what you're talking about, for Christ's sake.
I've already played that one.
I mean, hold on.
You didn't play mine either.
Hold on, hold on.
Is this the one you're talking about?
Hold on.
No, that's not the one you're talking about.
No.
Hold on.
Let me see this.
I'm sorry, folks.
These fucking trolls, man.
All right.
Let me see this.
Wait, I played this, Jackler.
I played this.
It's a link to my own.
I'll show you, you stupid baggage.
I played this.
It's a link to my own, my own.
I'll show you, stupid baggage.
I played this.
It's a link to my own.
I'll show you, you stupid baggage.
I'm tired of this, Jack.
We're going to check the light of my own shovel off.
Jack, we're going to check the lights off.
Jack, we're going to check the light of my own skull.
This is my own show, wear my own fucking shoe!
This is my own show!
I'm the other one!
This is my own show, wear my own fucking shoe!
This is my own show, wear my own fucking shoe!
Oh, that's...
Alright, I've had enough of your business...
Shut it off for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
All right, give me a freaking break.
I've fucking jackler, man.
Hey, what is this?
Pylons dabbing on Twilley.
Who the hell is Pylons?
It sounds like a stupid fucking name.
Sounds like some half-atard somewhere.
Who is fucking name?
Sounds like some half-atard against the name.
Sounds like something.
Okay, bitch, stop doing this shit, man.
Okay, bitch, stop doing this shit, man.
Okay, bitch.
Why are you doing this crap?
Right Stakes, man!
Why are you still on this crap?
Why are you still on this crap?
Right Stakes, man!
You swan!
Stop!
Stop!
Don't stop!
Good God, man!
Good God!
Good God, man!
Good God!
Good God, man!
Good God!
I'm tired of you, Cyber Vermont!
Carter, you cybermake!
A fucking tire!
Carter, you cyber vermic!
A fuck!
I got tired!
Carnival, you cyber!
Stop laughing at the Jack!
Give me my goddamn belt!
Give me my belt!
Give me my goddamn belt!
Give me my underbelt!
Yeah!
Yeah!
I'm here!
You tight dead trolls!
I'm telling you, I'm a young one!
I don't know who you got more than you made!
All right, shut this shit up!
Shut off!
Shut it the hell off!
I'd buy that for a dollar!
Oh, yeah.
Ghost exposure.
Shut up, Gurako.
Yeah, ghost is exposing it.
Shut up!
I need some more beer before I even go on on this dance, Shellman.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Thanks for finding some courtesy in your empty heart and finding your old man Matzabal.
You're a son of a fucking finally play my link, ya penny.
Shut up, Captain Knuckles.
Shut your ass.
I need some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
I need some more beer.
That's what I need, man.
Give me some more fucking beer, man.
What?
Spank me again?
You see, you sick.
You sick assholes, man.
You're a bunch of sadists, man.
Jesus Christ.
All right, look, I'm tired of this.
I'm tired of this.
My goddamn beer.
I need, I'm so tired, man.
I'm so tired.
Pour the beer in the glass.
oh my god ah oh jesus christ I'm tired, dude.
Y'all shut up in the chat room, man.
I'm sick of you fucking people in the chat room, dude.
You're lucky you're not in front of my face, man.
What is this?
Freaking unlisted ninja calling me an idiot for two bucks.
Stupid in stereo.
Stupid in shape.
I'm not fucking stupid, all right?
I'm an intellectual.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, man.
Don't spill.
God damn it.
I fucking spilt a fucking beer because I'm talking to you, fucking baguettes, man.
I mean, I'm fucking spilling beer all over fucking the place, man.
God damn it.
That was so much hotter in stereo.
Spank me harder.
You're shut up.
Fucking assholes.
You're making me spill my beer.
Do you understand that, huh?
You transgendered turd burglar, nipple clamp-loving, butt-plug-up the ass-looking, meat-gazing, autistic, anal-loving piece of bitched hit having crap in my drink.
Oh, all right, I got to play.
What is this?
I gotta play another one.
This is Gurak.
Oh, exposed again.
It's probably another splice.
All right.
It's probably another splice.
I can only imagine.
It's probably another goddamn splice, man.
All right.
A Gurak.
What is this Gurak like?
A Gurak.
Are you shitting this?
Not again, man.
A Gurak.
None of that shit is gone, man.
Not again, man.
Come on.
None of that shit is gone, man.
Not again.
Come the fuck is my outfit.
This is my own shit.
Come on.
It's not outside.
This is my own shit.
Come on.
Why are you all donated?
This is my own shit.
Why are you all doing that?
This is my own shit.
It's the ghost show!
What the fuck is so terrible?
Cyber Vermin, leave me alone!
Worm to goddamn damn it!
Cyber Vermin, leave me alone!
Worm to goddamn thing!
Dang the house!
That's a night for my blanket loud!
Worm to goddamn thing!
Dang them out!
That's a night for my bucket loud!
Worm to goddamn thing!
Dang them out!
That's a night for my bucket loud!
Warm to goddamn!
That's the night for my black hat!
That's the light for my wagon!
What the goddamn thing is?
That's the light for my blackout!
All right, that's enough.
Take the shit off, man.
Take this shit off and take it off.
Take it off now!
Take this shit off and take it off!
Take it off!
Take it off now!
Take it off now! Take it off now! Take it off now!
Alright, shut it off for Christ's sake.
Shut it off!
Oh my god, why do you all do this?
Why are you all making me go to a live link to my own show, man?
I mean, why are you all doing this crap?
I mean, good God.
Who is this?
Spilt beer on Atkins?
Donated this?
Spilt beer on Atkins.
What is this?
606, Radio Graffiti.
Hasbro Security Man, help you.
Who is this?
This is Ronnie.
What's going on?
How much is this?
I'll need help.
I'll give you my first.
Miller is a good piece of that.
You say.
You're knowing and I know it.
Afternoon, Hasbro Security Man.
Yes, bro, security.
You know, this is security, and why don't you just go laughing?
Hasbro Security Man, help you.
Fracking around the internet throughout the world.
The ghost from True Capitalist Radio is an enemy.
Dude, dude, I'm going to tell you God.
I'm going to put a trace on his phone if you keep calling.
Stop doing this.
Hasbro Security Man, help you.
Oh, look, I would Pokemon.
It's the mud.
You mean to tell me that you sorry-ass enemies were calling Hasbro Security with my voice?
You sick served me.
Take this off.
That's not funny, dude.
I remember when you all did this, and this is not funny.
Okay?
I don't like how you sons of bitches are using my voice and you're prank calling people, all right?
You're fucking prank-calling people.
I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, stop doing this.
All right?
I mean, you people are sick.
I mean, do y'all remember when, I mean, these people are they were calling the FBI using my voice.
Y'all remember?
Put that on, engineer.
Look, listen.
Y'all remember that?
FBI Mobile.
What's going on?
Nothing much.
Who is this?
That's what I was going to ask.
Who is this?
Jesus Christ.
Is this Nikolai?
This is FBI Mobile.
I mean, Jesus Christ, go back in the kitchen, all right?
Excuse me?
I don't even understand that.
Learn how to speak in English, all right?
You at the end of Puko?
Are you trying to reach the FBI in Mobile, Alabama?
I've been saying this, bro.
I don't know how many goddamn years.
FBI Jacketville.
What's going on?
Hey, how you doing?
Jesus Christ.
Is this Nikolai?
You have the wrong number, sir.
Wait a minute.
Is this for real or is this a troll here?
No, this is the FBI in Jacksonville, Florida.
You're a fruity ass is where I'm standing.
You're a fruit bowl.
All righty.
You know it and I know it.
Okay.
Have a good day.
God damn it.
I never said that.
I would never say that.
That's a splice.
And that's ridiculous.
And whoever did that, putative damages.
That's all I gotta say.
Did what, sir?
I don't care if you're cleaning enema bags for a living, for Christ's sake.
Jesus, I cannot believe this crap.
All right, well, take care.
I mean, Jesus.
Go back in the kitchen, all right?
FBI.
What's going on?
Okay, sir.
Who is this?
This is the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
How can you, Pisa?
The next subject matter I want to talk about is rape.
Who is this?
I'm not at liberty to tell you that, sir.
Do you think I care?
No, you called me so I can hang up.
Have a nice day, sir.
What is that crap?
I mean, Buffalo.
What's going on?
How are you?
Who is this?
This is the FBI in Buffalo.
I mean, I don't have the time or the patience to be sitting over here and explaining it to you on a freaking baller Friday.
All right?
I'm sitting here with Johnny Walker Blue Label.
Okay.
And you called because of what?
Oh, well, you know, I'm a corner.
You know, there's a bunch of cadavers up in here.
There's a bunch of dead stits up in here.
Let me go ahead and take a, you know, a little bit of a body part off somebody.
Sir, what is the nature of your call?
What is that, crap?
What did you say again?
I said, what is the nature of your call?
I don't even understand that.
Learn how to speak English.
All right.
You with the endo, Puto?
Pardon me?
You're a fruity ass is where I'm standing.
You're a fruit bowl.
Really?
What's up?
Yours truly has been drinking.
Fucking asshole.
You see, this is what they did.
This is what they do.
CIA Voice Call00:04:26
All right.
This is what the trolls do with my voice.
All right?
I mean, they didn't stop there.
You know what they called?
They called the CIA.
They called the CIA the next time.
Go ahead and put on the CIA call for Christ's sake, man, because they called the fucking CIA with my voice.
Good afternoon, public affairs.
Who is this?
This is the Office of Public Affairs at the CIA.
What can I help you with?
I'm a racist, all right?
I'm racist.
I am the racist.
I am a racist.
Hold on, sir.
I'm going to pause the whole security division.
Best to get a last I can help you.
What's going on?
Who's this?
Ghost, John Conquest.
Hey, John.
What's going on?
Not much.
Not much, brother.
What's going on with you?
I'm a racist, all right?
I'm racist.
I am a racist.
I am a melting pot of racist, and I want you to amplify that all over the internet.
Okay, you're a racist.
And by God, I am as serious as a heart attack when I say that.
Okay.
So, okay, so you're a racist.
I'm saying this for I don't know how many goddamn years, and don't you ever forget it.
Can you go away for Christ's sake and go chew on a goddamn bean and cheese or something?
John?
I didn't even understand that.
Learn how to speak English, all right?
You with the endo, Puto.
John, John, what's your last name?
John Conquest.
Okay, and John, do you happen to know your social security number?
Stop trying to deep throat the foe.
Hey, Johnny.
John.
Son of a bitch.
Oh, likewise.
Public affairs.
What's going on?
What can I help you with, sir?
We're supposed to be talking about Obama and him using his executive orders out here, you know, bypassing the Congress and basically giving everybody a bailout so he can buy his way into a second term in 2012.
Okay.
Would you like to speak to someone in our security division, sir?
I want to hear what the hell you have to say about it there, you milky-looking pieces of nipple clamp loving butt plug up the ass looking.
Wish you had a piece of boontag, piece of nipple clamp loving crap.
You see what I'm saying, folks?
I mean, I've been having to put up with this kind of crap for years, dude.
You know?
I mean, I've been having to put up with this crap for years.
I mean, can you just trolls?
Can you just have a fucking heart?
Huh?
I mean, how much more do you have to troll me, dude?
I mean, how much more do you have to troll me?
I'm not even joking around, man.
Jesus Christ.
All right, look, we're moving on, okay?
I got to take a couple more of these goddamn.
What is this?
This fucking $12 shit, man.
I'm tired of this $12 shit.
It says, watch this, enjoy.
Watch this, enjoy.
What is this?
I want to tell...
Oh, Alex fucking Jones again.
Jesus fucking Christ.
I mean, just put it on.
I want to tell Congressman Schiff and all the rest of them, hey, listen, asshole.
Quit saying Roger and I.
And I've never used cussing in 22 years, but the gloves are off.
Listen, you soised person.
What the fuck's your problem?
You want to sit here and say that I'm a goddamn fucking Russian?
You get in my face with that.
I'll beat you, son of a bitch.
You piece of shit.
You fucking goddamn fucker.
Listen, fuckhead.
You have fucking crossed the line.
Get that through your goddamn fucking head.
Stop pushing your shit.
You're the people that have fucked this country over and gang raped the shit out of it and lost an election.
So stop shooting your mouth off, claiming I'm the enemy.
All right, that's enough of freaking Alex Jones.
Look, you know our history.
This guy's been ripping me off.
Okay, he's been ripping me off.
And I want to be honest with you.
Not, I'm not saying Alex Jones is a Russian agent or anything, but he's rather pro-Russian in his actions.
You know, his office manager is a Ruski.
You know, he interviewed Alexander Dugan.
And if you don't know who Alexander Dugan is, what did he invent?
The fourth political theory.
And, you know, Alexander Dugan is Putin's brain.
You know, that's what they called him.
And just look up Putin's brain.
You'll find out who Alexander Dugan is.
And Alexander Dugan is a fucking maniac.
And, you know, I just I just want to be honest with you, man.
I don't I'm not saying you're a Russian agent, but you're very pro-Russian.
And that's what disturbs everybody, Alex.
Alex Jones Russian Agent00:05:26
All right.
Shut up.
I'm not a fucking Russian agent.
I'll never be a Russian agent.
Ever.
I don't like Rooskies, dude.
I don't, you know, just, they're cockeyed.
They're mouth breathers and they drink vodka.
All right, this is by Black Worm.
He said, the man can't rap.
What is this?
I'm Lil Flip.
I'm back on the scene.
Freestyle king.
Brand new beats.
Same desetine.
I'm still sipping lean.
I'm still making green.
I'm going platinum, but my favorite color's green.
I'm hopping out for Roris.
My house is three stories.
I'm still independent because Jack couldn't afford me.
The meetings were boring.
For real, I was snoring.
The VP was fine, man, she made me kind of horny.
But let's get back to the story.
Me and her now negotiating about the rockets.
We might buy the comics.
We name it.
I done it.
You see it?
You want it?
Buy it.
Own it.
That's Lil Flip right there.
That's my man.
I love that saying.
I love that saying.
Neon, Neo-Konju hambone ghost.
Yeah, real funny asshole.
All right.
Real funny.
If you see it, want it.
Buy it.
Own it.
That's hardcore, man.
Unfortunately, Lil Flip is in a pretty dire straight situation.
I could probably, you know, I could probably make him do a performance in my backyard for about a grand in a nice hotel room in a Philly blunt.
But I like Lil Flip.
I like Lil Flip.
All right.
When you see it, want it.
Buy it.
Own it.
Anyway, cheers, baby.
And by the way, I need some more smoke.
All right.
I got to get to, man, how long have I been out here?
I've been out here for almost four fucking hours.
All right.
All right.
Let me smoke this.
Let me drink another beer and we're going to get right to, I guess, shout-outs.
I guess chat room shout-outs, for Christ's sake.
Now I feel it, baby.
I feel the endo, baby.
Yeah.
I smoke shit!
Oh man.
I...
I smoke shit.
Oh, man.
Give me another drink.
I'm already done with this beer.
Jesus Christ.
There are all these fucking beers.
I got a fucking sh.
I mean, I already drank all the scotch, man.
I already drank all the scotch, but you know what?
You know what time it is?
It's time for more beer.
Yeah, yeah.
And you know, that's another one.
It was a little John.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
2003, that was Lil John's year.
If you know hip-hop, there will never be a year that like 2003, 2004, when it came to Little John.
I'm just saying.
And by the way, 2004, 2005, I love the Houston rap scene, baby.
I bought an album from Mike Jones.
Mike Jones.
Mike Jones.
Patriot No Videt, CDOU, Alexa Luchid, Vikas, V. Lingvistic Esco, Viras.
Shut up, you fucking roostie.
All right, talk to me in American.
Grab NH Stellar.
Talk to me in American, asshole.
I remember buying an album off Mike Jones.
Mike Jones!
281-830-8004.
Hit Mike Jones down a little.
I bought a fucking, I bought an album from this son of a bitch at a shopping mall when he was peddling it, excuse me, outside of his goddamn trunk of his car.
And speaking of Houston rappers, since you guys are talking about Houston rappers and stuff, did you hear what happened to Bushwick Bill?
You know, the little midget rapper from the ghetto boys, brother's got pancreatic cancer.
That sucks.
Stage four pancreatic cancer, baby.
So, but hey, if you've ever listened to Bushwick Bill's song, Ever Clear, what?
Fucking black worm.
God damn it.
I don't want to fucking.
If you've ever heard Bushwick Bill's Ever Clear song, you'll understand that, you know, he was living on borrowed time.
All right, boy.
All right.
He's living on borrowed time.
Now, I'm going to.
Hold on.
Let me get all the shit out of the can.
I want all that beer out of that can, boy.
Cheers to everybody out there who's listening, baby.
And listen, shut up, all right?
Telling me, listen, I'm a cultured man.
Haymarket Anarchists00:04:07
That's what you people don't understand.
I'm a cultured man.
I'm a cultured man up in here.
Okay, for you people to sit over here and, all right, I need to go to bed.
Ghost is taking too damn long.
Hey, brother, that's the show.
You know, we go in faux hours, five hours up in here, man.
If you can't hang, then suck my ding-a-lang.
If you can't hang, then suck my big old ding-a-lang.
Give me my drink.
Oh, it's finals week.
Oh, really?
Oh, yeah.
No, shit, it's May Day.
It's May Day.
And by the way, all these fucking people that are out here protesting for May Day, all these socialists and communists, haven't you noticed all these people don't want to work.
All these people just want to, I want free college.
I want free education.
I want free health care.
I want the, I mean, do you understand that mayday?
And I'm talking from a communist leftist variant.
The whole reason why this goddamn day was meant.
bet you don't even know why this day is called May Day.
You know today was the day that the hay market martyrs look up hay market martyrs and you'll find that in the late 1800s, okay, you had a group of anarchists that were preaching at the Chicago hay market.
And what happened is you had the Pinkertons, the Pinkertons, you need to look up who the Pinkertons are.
They were the prelude to whatever the FBI and the CIA is.
You need to look up the Pinkertons.
The Pinkertons staged, according to the anarchist, they staged an event at the Haymarket Martyrs.
This is what the anarchists say, all right?
Ghost is against the working man.
Some of us have work in a few hours, but he still streams this late.
Man, are you kidding me?
I work like 15 hours a day plus.
Are you kidding me?
Now, the Pinkertons, what they did, according to the anarchist, is throw a pipe bomb into the hay market area of Chicago.
And they blamed the bomb that was supposedly thrown by the Pinkertons.
They blamed it on the hay market anarchist speakers because there was a lot of anarchists.
That's why I keep telling you people.
I mean, if you take a look at what led up to the Federal Reserve, it was bad news.
I mean, there was a lot of anarchism, a lot of communism, a lot of socialism.
I mean, I want to tell you, hay market martyrs is the reason why people celebrate May Day.
Because why?
Because that's when the whole episode between the Pinkertons and the anarchists basically came to a situation where the Pinkertons set up the anarchists at the hay.
Because what they were doing at the hay market was like they were getting on a soapbox.
That's where you get this, the term.
He's on his soapbox.
Look at him.
He's getting on a soapbox.
That's what people used to use to like use as a podium in public places so they could speak about politics or dogma.
Okay.
And the Pinkertons were used as a means to set up the anarchist, according to the anarchist, so that they blamed the anarchist for the pipe bomb.
And believe it or not, the reason they call it the hay market martyrs is because the anarchists that were there at the hay market at the time on May 1st were the ones that were arrested and executed for the pipe bomb.
Collective Self Interest00:05:19
All right.
I'm just saying, I'm just trying to give y'all guys a reason why, why are we celebrating May Day?
And you know what it was about?
It was about work.
That's what May Day was about, leftist.
It was about work.
It was about taking pride in work and understanding that work was the basis of social organization and productivity.
And you see, now, what is socialism?
What is communism now?
It's not about work.
It's about give me that dat neat bucks.
Give me that dat neat bucks.
Give me that dat neat bucks.
I mean, that's literally what it is.
It's not about work.
I mean, you have to understand, if you are a proper communist or a socialist, you have to understand that everyone who is a communist or socialist needs to understand that you are going to work for the benefit of the collective, not for your own special interest, not for your own self-interest.
You are supposed to work for the collective.
And you see, that's where communism and socialism now don't even understand.
They're not about the collective.
They're not about the people.
I mean, that's what communism and socialism used to be about, right?
Oh, the people.
We need to help the people.
We need communism and the delegation.
We need the regulation of the means of production for the people.
We want that for the people.
Do you understand?
I mean, you fucking socialists and communists don't even know how to socialist and communist right.
You're supposed to be selfless in socialism and communism.
You're supposed to be outside your self-interest.
You as a socialist and communist should be out here trying to benefit the people as a collective, as a whole.
But are you dumbasses doing that?
No.
You know what you socialists and communists are doing right now?
I want, I want, I want.
I want free health care.
I want free education.
I want safe spaces.
I want, I want, I want, I want.
And listen, it's okay if you want.
It's okay if you want this and want that.
But you understand, no one's going to give it to you, you lazy pricks.
No one is going to give it to you.
You've got to get it for yourself, but you're too lazy because it's so easy to just bitch and moan.
It's so easy to bitch and moan, right?
It's so easy to go to a fucking protest and see everybody else and like, yeah, I'm a part of a group.
Yay!
It's so easy to make excuses.
And the basis, you dumbasses, of communism and socialism is work.
That's why communism says the workers of the world unite.
I mean, that's not what it is anymore.
And listen, it's okay if you want to use your self-interest.
It's okay if you're like, you know what?
I want this and I want that.
That's why you have to be a capitalist.
Because as a capitalist, you can pursue your self-interest.
You can be, I'm doing me.
You can be as self-centered and self-interest oriented as you want.
Because the consequence of you pursuing your self-interest in capitalism gives you money.
And let me tell you something.
Money isn't everything.
Money isn't won or lost.
It's simply transferred.
And you have to understand that by you making money and you're making it because of your own self-interest and you go out and spend the money, you are helping the collective by default.
And that's what none of these leftists tell you about capitalism.
In capitalism, you can literally pursue your self-interest.
And because you obtain money for your goods and services, shut up, asshole, true broken records.
Shut up.
Because you're pursuing money when you go out and spend it.
When you go out and spend that money, you are helping the collective.
Whether you like it or not, you're helping the collective by default.
No one is forcing you to be, oh, I gotta go and help the collective.
No.
No.
And by the way, these socialists and communists, they've lost.
I'm telling you, folks, capitalism is the way to go, especially if you're in America.
Why do you have so many people wanting to come to this country legally and illegally?
Capitalism Is The Way00:05:01
They're coming here because they can make money.
They can pursue their self-interest and send the money back home.
Why do you think that many of the folks that come from the southern border, and believe me, I'm out here in Texas, boy, and there's a lot of Mexicans and South Americans walking around out here.
And the reason they're coming here is because they can make money.
And let's be honest, who does that hurt?
When you bring in the immigrants, who does that hurt?
That hurts the American regular worker, the people that are working for minimum wage, the people that are working at a different certain industries.
And you want to know why these folks will work for five bucks an hour, four bucks an hour, hard labor?
Because they send it back home.
And if you take a look at the exchange rate of the U.S. dollar compared to the peso or whatever it is, it's a fortune.
It's a fortune over there.
I mean, that's what this is about.
You people, for whatever reason, especially you folks that have been born here, you think that you're entitled to shit.
You think that you're entitled because, hey, I'm born.
I'm American, dude.
I deserve yang gang, yang gang, a thousand bucks a month.
Yang gang, yang gang, a thousand bucks a month.
I mean, are you kidding me?
80% of the fucking world, 80% of the world lives on less than a dollar.
I'm talking a US dollar a day.
And you stupid idiots are asking for a thousand a month.
Tom, no one cares, grow up.
Yeah, fuck you.
All right.
You grow up.
All right.
Stop wishing that somebody gives you a living and go out and earn a living, you fucking idiots.
It's not hard.
It's not hard, man.
But instead, you've been bamboozled to believe that, you know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to go to college.
I'm going to go to college.
And you know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to go and indebt myself $50,000 before I even have a fucking job.
That sounds like a great idea.
And I'm going to be on the hook for this $50,000.
So, well, for the next 25 years?
Wait a minute.
Why am I on the hook for 25 years on college debt?
Shouldn't I be able to just put it in my bankruptcy?
Yes, you used to until who?
Obama.
I mean, shouldn't I be?
You understand, folks?
I mean, you know, y'all have been had.
Y'all been hoodwinked.
All right.
And I'm telling you right now, you folks need to realize that the only person that's going to take care of you better than anyone else is yourself.
All right.
I'm just saying, dude.
I'm just, I'm trying to, you know, I've been shooting pearls at you people for a long time.
What is this?
This nation is finished.
Just take the 1K bag and run.
You idiots don't know economics, dude.
A thousand bucks a month is going to be the new poor standard.
Not to interrupt you, ghost.
But according to the Satanists, May Day is when the bridge portal to the other side opens up so that the 144,000 chosen can cross over to the other side back home where life is forever.
Mayday, we're going down.
Well, you know, I didn't want to go into the satanic aspect of it, but, you know, you said it.
But the most, I mean, why do you think the left, you know, the communists and socialists celebrate this day?
Even the anarchists celebrate this day.
They celebrate it because they just want to piss and moan and they don't want to produce anything.
You know, capitalism produces shit.
You know, when you're a capitalist, and even if you're like, you know, a fledgling capitalist, if you're somebody that breaks even or whatever, you're employing people.
Shut up, Trump.
Fuck you.
You're employing people.
You're making people's living.
I mean, you people need to understand that capitalism, without capitalism, you'd be a serf.
You'd be a piece of shit.
If you were born into shit, you're going to be shit.
And let me tell you, if I had not, I want to be honest with you folks.
If I had not had capitalism, I would be a piece of garbage.
I probably wouldn't even be alive right now.
I want to be completely honest if I didn't have capitalism.
And listen, nobody put me under their wing.
Nobody said, hey, ghost, come over here, dude.
Let me show you how to navigate capitalism.
Nobody showed me that.
I had to learn that myself.
And that's why I'm trying to tell you, sons of bitches, some of you that are listening to me, how to navigate this son of a bitch without fucking doing the same shit that many of us who have already experienced the obstacles and the tribulations, you can bypass that shit.
Navigating Capitalism00:03:40
I'm just saying, dude, I mean, you know, it is what it is.
You know, you all, you know, live with mommy.
I don't give a fuck.
You know, your mommy, let me tell you, the boomers have 80% of the wealth.
And instead of like trying to figure out, listen, if, listen, if boomers have 80% of the wealth, how can I, you know, market a service or a product to them in which they will voluntarily give me the 80% of that wealth?
None of y'all have thought about that.
None of y'all.
None of y'all.
Y'all just bitched and moan and you haven't done shit.
It's sad.
It's very sad.
Anyway, look, I got one more.
I got one more YouTube video and then I'm going to do chat room shout outs.
And then I'm going to, I guess I'm going to, you know, probably drain the main vein and then we're going to go to fucking Radio Graffiti and all that shit.
I'm trying to help you guys.
I'm not trying to hurt you, motherfuckers.
I'm trying to help you, but you just want to continue trolling me, man.
You want to continue trolling me like I'm some kind of a fucking, you know, a derelict or some shit, you fucking baguettes.
I'm sorry.
Here's Black Worm.
You son of a bitch.
You're a son of a bitch.
Ah, for fuck's sake, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Loving the show, man.
Just wanted to bitch that my college professors sometimes low-key diss Trump during a lecture that has nothing to do with him and it's really annoying.
Cheers, baby.
And hey, Gucci Warrior.
What did Trump do to the country, dude?
He hasn't done anything.
He has made the lowest unemployment rates for all minority groups in this country in American history.
I mean, what did Trump do?
Trump has been the most pro-American president since fucking George Washington.
I mean, he's gotten us out of the UN agreements.
He's even cutting funding to the globalist government UN.
I mean, this guy got us out of the Paris Climate Accord.
And look, you people don't understand the Paris Climate Accord was a joke.
We were funding it all.
Meanwhile, China could continue to pollute their own air.
I mean, run industrial runoff into their own water like it's no big deal.
And we had to pay for it.
We had to pay for it.
All right?
Thomas Albin, a.k.a.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut up.
I mean, what has Trump done, dude?
Trump has done nothing but pro-Americana.
He cares about this country.
I mean, you people don't understand.
He did not have to run for president.
He was set for not only his life, but for his generations that he had.
His children, his family.
But you know what?
He felt compassion.
He felt compassion for the American people.
And that's why he ran.
We've built this city on rock and roll.
Son of a bitch.
Just shut up.
All right.
Just shut your stupid stinking hole.
God damn it.
Trump Pro Americana00:03:47
And I'm telling you.
I'm telling you.
You guys just, I'm sitting over here.
I'm shooting pearls at you people, but do you care?
No.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm not even joking around.
All right.
Anyway, let's move on.
All right.
I've got it.
Let me take one more smoke and we'll do something else.
And listen, I used to be somebody.
Everybody that's listening right now, I used to be somebody.
All right.
I used to have hundreds of thousands of listeners that used to listen to me for the financial insight, for the political and social commentary, until these trolls came along and fucked me up.
You know that?
Yeah, fuck me up.
You're my goddamn smoke.
I buy that for a dollar.
Pop my titty pimple.
What the fuck does that mean?
Jesus Christ, you guys are sick, dude.
You guys are perverted and sick, dude.
All right.
I'm not even joking, man.
I mean, you know, people used to listen to me for the political and financial and social insight, dude.
And until I, you know, you fucking people, man, you came along and you fucked everything up.
You fucked my show up.
You know that?
Hey, look, you all think you're so cute.
You know what?
I'm not getting mad, dude.
I'm under the influence of like two different intoxicants.
I'm not getting mad.
I'm doing me.
That's what I'm doing right now.
All right.
I'm doing me.
And you all in the chat room, shut up, man.
All right.
Seriously, you all shut up.
I've been trying to shoot pearls at you idiots since 2008.
And if you don't believe me, go take a look at the old archive.
Take a look at the old archive.
Blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
Go take a look at the archives, baby.
I've been trying.
But did you, did anybody fucking listen?
I don't know.
I don't know, ghost.
You have to understand.
This is the elites talking to me.
You know, ghosts, you don't understand.
Why are you trying to save these people, ghost?
They want the cancer and the vaccines.
They're stupid, ghost.
They want their own slavery or serfdom, ghosts.
That's what they want.
Why are you trying to stop it, ghost?
I mean, look at what we've done in the EU.
We have used the migrant crisis to suppress all European nations.
And now we've consolidated it all into one nation state, ghost.
This is what they want, ghost.
This is what they want.
Here, a shekel for the good goi menorah.
Fuck you.
All right.
Fuck you.
I buy that, bro.
Jesus Christ.
You and your ancestors already voted to flood the country with goddamn Mexicans.
Atone for your sins or embrace your cultural diversity like a.
What the hell are you talking about, man?
I mean, you know.
Look, I've been out here in Texas, and like I said, there's a lot of Mexicans walking around out here.
And I want to be honest with you, man.
The Mexicans have a hell of a work ethic.
I mean, they're fucking machines, dude.
I've seen Mexicans bricklay and tile lay and, you know, tape and float fucking drywall.
Like, they're fucking demons, dude.
I mean, they're just, they're working like a demon.
And they'll fucking accept like four or five dollars an hour.
Manly Dominance Awe00:05:06
You know what I mean?
They'll accept it.
And it's like, what is it?
What is somebody to do?
I mean, I don't know.
What are you supposed to do?
They're here.
All right.
Bush Jr. and Obama opened up the fucking borders for these people.
They're here.
I mean, you know, what am I supposed to do?
Not me.
Excuse me.
Not what am I not what am I supposed to what are capitalists supposed to do?
What a low-tier God.
This white boy talking about Trump and barely getting high.
He coughs like a cuckold connoisseur after two pucks LMAO.
Why don't you run a set with me in Street Fighter and when you lose to my Urien, I'll cut your trapside piece Ngi with my damn right.
Are you kidding me?
You know, you don't want none of me in Street Fighter, dude.
All right.
I used to fucking, I used to own and I'm talking like literally the arcade game.
All right.
I used to kick ass in Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat.
I'm taking one more hit.
And you know what?
I'm going to go drain the main vein.
I have not, I haven't taken a break, dude, for four hours and 21 minutes.
Four hours and 21 minutes.
I've been going full throttle, fucking high energy for Christ's sake.
All right.
I got to go drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage that I'm sure many of the women that are listening to my voice in the vicinity dream about every goddamn night.
And that's why I keep telling you, sons of bitches, you better not be blaring my show with speakers because I guarantee you, the women that are within the vicinity, they can hear it even through the walls, baby.
They can hear it through the walls.
I guarantee you, they're in complete fucking awe.
Complete fucking awe at the manly dominance that I'm throwing around this fucking internet like it ain't shit.
I guarantee you.
I mean, look, if your wife or mom or auntie or grandma is saying, you know what?
I've got to do some laundry.
I got to do some laundry.
I hope the main vein, he means the jugular.
Fuck you, Nico.
If your females are excusing themselves to go, like, I don't know, do the laundry, you know what they're doing?
They're putting the dryer on high speed and they're putting their private parts on the corner of that goddamn dryer, thinking and listening about this man.
I wish I had a man like that.
I'm like in awe of your stupidity.
Oh, shut up, dark.
I don't even think you're a real fucking woman.
I think you're a fucking doll with balls.
All right.
I think you're a chick with a dick.
I think you're a slag with a meatbag.
All right.
All right.
Don't sit over here.
I'm just saying.
And hey, shut up.
I'm not a fucking perv.
I know.
I know the power of my manly dominance out in this son of a bitch.
All right.
I know the power of my mailing duck.
We got nothing but a bunch of soy boys out here.
We gotta, I mean, if you take a listen to most of the males, and look, you can go on Twitch.
Go on Twitch right now and take a look at the males.
Hi, I talk like this.
And I just want to say that I talk just like my single mother because for whatever reason, she didn't want to like stick with my father, even though she allowed this man to penetrate her body and fully ejaculate in her uterus.
And then nine months later, out came me.
And this is literally like the modern male.
I mean, just take a look at all of the social media.
I mean, this is what it is, dude.
This is what it is.
I mean, oh my God.
I mean, this is how most men act.
I mean, just give me a break.
All right.
Okay, listen, LGBTQ, I get it.
There has to be some femmes out here.
Some femme bottoms.
But you have to understand, okay?
If there's so many of you femme bottoms out here, where are the males, huh?
Where are the goddamn males out here that are supposed to be, you know, like, oh my God, this is the man I want.
Oh, my God.
I mean, two bottoms.
You know, it's like a negative plus a negative equals a positive kind of thing.
Two bottoms, you know, it doesn't work.
All right.
It doesn't work unless they're doing like at the end of that movie.
What was that movie called?
Requiem of a dream.
And they're going, ass to ass.
Ass to, you know, then it may work.
I don't know.
All right.
Look, I got to drain the main vein.
All right.
Look, shut up.
I'm not stolen, dude.
Hey, I've been sitting here taking your crap for four hours and 25 minutes.
So sit there and shut the fuck up.
All right?
Don't sit here and hurry up, guys.
Real Talent Takes00:08:13
I've watched all your fucking videos.
I've taken all of your goddamn garbage.
And I can't believe you people.
I can't believe you people, man.
You fucking stupid son of a bitch.
You're a bunch of meat gazers, huh?
That's why you like that one Puerto Rican with the fucking G-string, huh?
You like meat gazing at his ass, huh?
All right.
I'll be right back.
All right.
I'll be right fucking back.
Don't go anywhere.
I got to go drain the goddamn main vein.
All right.
I got to go drain the main vein.
And if you don't like it, well, then you know what?
You could suck it.
All right.
How about that?
You fucking trolls have been completely horrible.
Completely goddamn horrible.
This is episode 50 of the ghost show.
This is episode 50.
I've been on here without a fucking break for four hours and 27 minutes.
And do you people care?
Do you even do you even give me any kind of fucking respect about it?
No.
You're making me belch is what you're fucking doing.
You're making me belch.
All right, look.
I'll be right back.
You just sit there, shut your goddamn mouths, flap your fat Cheeto stained fingers on the keyboard.
And look, aren't you happy?
Now you're on the chat.
The chat is on the screen, huh?
So even if something happens, the chat replay isn't going to be discombobulated.
You can still be like, yeah, look at me.
That's me.
That's me on the chat.
I was there.
I was.
You know, all that crap.
All right.
All right.
I'll be right back.
And sit there and shut up.
You respect me in the chat room.
I'm talking to all you fucking troll terrorists.
You respect me.
This is episode 50 of the ghost show, son of a bitch.
All right, you got it, engineer.
You got the goddamn insanity control queued up?
All right.
When I come back, don't go.
What is this shit?
Just end, just slip the end of your catheter in the water bottle.
Shut up, Nico.
Shut up.
I'll be right back.
And when I come back, we're going to do some goddamn chat room shout-outs.
And when I come back, where I guess we're going to do radio graffiti, you fucking baggage.
All right.
Play it, engineer.
I got to get out of here.
Play the goddamn crap.
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE YOU STUPID DUMB GODDAMN CULT!
Finally, the real talent takes over the show.
We love you, engineer.
ME!
bad they call him boss boss nigger okay let's do this fucking shit leave ng alone you goddamn abusive hambone contributes to the show more than you ever have.
Engineer Job Shoutouts00:15:13
Get the fucking music out of here.
All right, all right.
How you doing, folks?
Sorry.
You know, you assholes, you always tease the engineer, man.
And I keep telling the engineer, and I'm telling you, this may be his job.
This may be his job for Christ's sake, dude.
Because, I mean, I can't keep depending on the engineer, man.
I need somebody to depend on out here.
So I'm just engineer.
You know, I don't mean to be fucking like an ass crack or something, but I think this may be your fucking job here.
I don't know yet.
What is this?
Press thumbs down if you are against engineer abuse.
I wasn't fucking abusing the engineer.
Shut up.
Shut your mouth.
Engineer, do you want to be fired?
WOMEN DO YOUR FUCKING JOB!
I need some more beer for Christ- I just, I just fucking drained the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage over here, man.
I gotta.
I need some more fucking beer, man.
And shut up in the chat room.
It's your fault.
The engineer did this.
It's your goddamn fault.
Give me some more beer.
Give me some more goddamn beer for Christ's sake, man.
Jesus Christ.
And shut up.
Hey, what is all the thumbs down emojis for?
What the hell is that shit?
What the hell is the thumbs down emojis, man?
I've been here for four hours and 30 minutes, you piece of shit.
I've been here for four hours and 30 minutes.
37 minutes, for Christ's sake.
And do you people even give a crap?
You don't care, man.
You don't care.
I gave you my fucking heart, my soul, my blood, my sweat, my tear.
Do you care?
No.
Oh, shit.
I'm spilling this fucking shit.
Fucking shit.
God damn it.
Do I have a napkin over here and a fucking fucking towel or something?
Give me something, engineer.
Give me something.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Why does this do this?
You know, like, why does this do this around this time?
You know, fucking beer starts spilling all over the fucking place, man.
God damn it.
And shut up in the chat room trying to laugh at my misfortune out here.
You know what I should do?
I should just fucking, you know, implement chat room martial law on you pieces of gold.
What is this?
girly hand i don't fucking shut up dark mean magician girl God damn it.
I don't have girly hands.
I got manhands that'll manhandle your ass and fucking physically put you back in the kitchen.
All right.
And show you how to make a goddamn sandwich.
All right.
And listen, if you're going to say, oh, that's kind of abusive, ghost.
Hey, I'm actually caring about her in a physical sort of way.
Son of a bitch.
All right.
Let's go ahead.
I guess.
I guess, I guess, I guess.
Let's go ahead and shut up.
I'm not abusive, asshole.
All right.
All right.
Let's go ahead and get to some chat room shout outs for fuck's sake.
Hey, engineer.
Hey.
Hey, are you there?
Are we ready for some goddamn chat room shout outs?
Act a little bit more appreciative, engineer.
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to some chat room shout outs.
Right now!
We got BN King, scuffed Alex Jones, Buster, Dan the Oracle, Scary Man Esquire, Captain Knuckles, Incognito.
I never deleted your comment.
Stormy Dash.
Stormy Dash?
Where the hell did you come from, for Christ's sake?
We've got Whore Edict.
Fuck you, asshole.
Whoever the hell donated that, you're a piece of trash.
We've got Jihadi Capitalist.
You're a piece of shit, too.
Spermy the cat.
Fucking Christ.
Get Spermi's ass out of here, man.
Jesus Christ.
Ghost uses an inhaler.
Turncoat Tradition, Black Frost, Blue Eyes Dragon, Action Capitalist, Chester Bennington's Noose.
That's just fucked up, man.
Olive Yakskloff, what's going on?
Puka Dude, you're a fruit bowl.
Lizard G. Putas, you're also a piece of shit.
Colonel Trancisco from Steel Brigade.
Jimothy Staniel.
Dorito Burrito.
Gizmo 2046.
Broskeed 1223.
Anthony J, based lowler.
Templeton's 15.5 inch anus.
And by the way, Pylon's TCR video.
You're a fucking fruit bowl.
You know that?
You probably question your sexuality every time you take a big turd and you look in the commode and you're like, man, that's got to be about 15 inches.
I wonder what it's like going in.
We got Fetus the Dog, Charles Sheed, Black Hat Inc, Paul Not Walking, Feel Good, Redhead Hunter, Space Ghost, Grun Salpa, Bob Tom, Train Lover 56.
Yeah, you're a freaking piece of crap.
Oh, wait a minute.
Was it Train Lover?
I think it was Train Lover that donated that stupid fucking $12 video.
Anarcho-Canadian, Pinche Phantasma, Resistance.
Shut up, asshole.
All right, I'm not a racist.
I'm a melting pot of friendship, and everybody goddamn knows it.
So just sit there and shut your mouth.
We've got Crosterio, Holy Stars, Poop Tickler the 4th, Drunken J, Meow the Rocket, Ghost Uses Traps for Coffee Phil.
Shut up.
Mr. Zash, Blue Eyed Dan Dragon, Blaze 554, Chet.
I already said that.
Erica does.
Nareko.
I already said those stupid names.
The American Dream.
Thumb Muck.
I've already said these fucking names.
If I already said your name, stop doing it.
Wandering Shows, Bosephus, this fucking Fruit Bowl immigrant, Monkey De La Rocha.
This fucking stupid immigrant.
Hey, hey, 2 Nintendo Puto, huh?
Huh?
You look like a Marie Cohn.
All right.
I'm looking at your picture.
What is that?
A fucking man bun?
20 Justin 1, Lap Lasagna, Dial GA 8643, Zam City, Archive Channel, Cut Myself Laughing, Mark Twang, and there's Dark Me Magician Girl.
Yeah, real funny.
Aaron Tolman, Cynical Blue, Fetus the Dog, Crimson Cross.
You know what, Bond Dayton?
You're a Fruit Bowl too.
Wanted to sniff like a fucking fart out of my ass or whatever.
Jesus Jesus, Geralt, Coaster 1506.
Yours truly, AG, Bobo, Ryan K, Harkura Takahashni.
Hey, Twilly Atkins in the house.
What's up to Twilly Atkins?
Han Hanzo, Pete Graham, Big Gamer, Big Steve, Budget Gamer Big Steve, abusing the Engineer Like Your Wife.
Fuck you, all right.
Handstand Serfun.
Bro Dog, German the Frog, this asshole Scatman, you know, eating fucking Eskramit like a fucking, you know, stupid cuck.
I don't know what the hell that means for Christ's sake.
Riley Welch Swagger.
Oh, here's the hormone.
Oh, yes, I am the whore master.
We've got a Flouder 8.
Aesthetic in the house.
All right.
I think we're about it.
The next one.
Weena One Actual, that Fruit Bowl.
Baka Survivor.
All right.
I'm not an abusive piece of garbage.
All right.
LeVon Media.
All right.
What is a sandwich?
What is a sandwich?
Real funny.
Christian Deanda.
Diarrhea Baptism.
All right.
I think we've already done all this.
There's Alter, Curry Munzontora.
I think it's Zine in the house.
What's up?
Professor Fennec.
Paywall Cigar.
You know, you're a pretty iffy son of a bitch yourself.
Prince in the house.
What's going on?
Dead opossum.
The awesome Sponge Alt.
Rare Bastard.
I think I've already said all these.
I think we're done.
I think we're about done over here.
For the peso soy pendejo.
Are you fucking kidding?
For the peso soy pendejo?
Fuck you.
All right.
Fucking asshole.
SOJ Live.
Sparky Sap Drill Master.
I think that's it.
Blue Eyes Dragon.
I think that's it.
Danky Stank.
Neggy Gen something Cat.
I don't know what the hell that means.
Dynamo Savage.
All right.
All right.
I think we're done.
I think we're fucking done for Christ's sake.
All right.
All right.
Now, before we get to Radio Graffiti, I want to smoke it.
All right.
I want to smoke some marijuana now.
You know, I mean, anyway, cheers, baby.
Cheers.
One, two, three.
Marge face.
Oh, my God.
All right.
What?
What is this?
Radio Graffiti Disturbance00:16:09
Chat capture should be on the top left.
Shut up.
Don't tell me where to do it.
All right.
Just, hey, nobody tells me what to do.
All right.
You're lucky I even have a chat capture, you piece of crap.
And if you don't like it, suck it.
All right.
And if you don't like it, suck it.
All right.
You're lucky that I even did this for you people.
All right.
You're lucky I even did this.
But you know what?
You don't care.
Look at you, Pete.
You don't give a shit.
I mean, you don't care.
All right, and hey, Weena, I see you in the chat room.
You know, I want to give you a little fuck.
You know what?
I want to know who you are so I can give you a slap.
All right.
You sound like one of these little internet baguettes that are about, what is it, a five-foot-one and 90 pounds soaking wet, for Christ's sake.
I'd throw you on that stack of neck you call a dime.
Stack of dimes you call a neck.
What?
Jesus Christ.
What'd you say?
Chat capture up your ass.
Just shut up.
All right.
All right.
Shut up.
All right.
Anyway.
All right.
You know what?
I mean, I'm about to move from San Antonio.
I hate San Antonio.
And it's not the people.
It's the government and the fucking hipsters and the fruity ass leftists that are moving here.
I hate.
I fucking can't stand this.
And I want to remind everybody: do not visit this town.
This town sucks.
Go to Austin, Dallas, Houston.
Go to New Braun Fells, which is like, I guess, what, 30 minutes outside, 40 minutes outside of San Antonio.
I mean, go, you know, fuck this town.
This town sucks a cockwitted.
All right.
Literally, literally sucks a cockwitted.
All right.
Anyway, let's go ahead, I guess, and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
And I'm talking about radio graffiti.
That's right, folks.
Radio graffiti, the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
All you've got to do right now is give me a call right now at that number, 515-604-9052.
And when I call on your area code, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
That's why we call it Radio Graffiti.
And by the way, you call that number 515-604-9052.
And then when the broad starts talking, you know, the little operator bitch, you push the code 844-286 and then the pound or the hashtag key, however you know it, and then you will be in Q.
Then you will be in Q to be a part of Radio Graffiti.
All right.
Now, without any further ado, hey, engineer, do we got any goddamn radio graffiti calls to be had?
Hey!
Do we got any radio graffiti calls to be had?
All right.
Well, without any further ado, let's go ahead and get to some radio graffiti right now.
All right, let's start with an anonymous.
How about this?
Hold on, hold on.
Let me make sure the all right, everything's up, everything's all good.
Alright, anonymous radio graffiti.
Faggot, faggot.
Shut the fuck up!
You see, that's a fucking splice.
And I'm not going to put up with this.
I'm not going to put up with this, especially on radio graffiti, you piece of crap.
I'm not going to fucking put up with this.
I'll get off of here.
All right.
I'll get goddamn off of here.
Son of a bitch.
It's a shut up.
It's a splice, dude.
Shut up.
You all know it, dude.
You all know it's a fucking splice.
It ain't me.
Jesus Christ.
Hold on.
Who is this?
Hold on, hold on.
What is this?
Kit Lemonfoot.
The last time I remember the only thing San Hambonia was good for is buying bottles of water burger ketchup.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
All right.
Stupid idiot.
All right.
Shut your mouth.
All right.
Who do we have here?
How about how about fan of Tweeley radio graffiti?
Subscribe to Twitter, Yaskins, lad.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
I'm not even too sure.
I'm not even too sure if that's the real Twilly Atkins.
I don't even know anymore, dude.
I don't even know anymore.
How about Kanye's poop radio graffiti?
Poopity scoop.
Scoopty be whoop.
Poop de scoopty poop.
Poopty scoopty.
All right.
Yeah, real funny.
It's Kanye.
Like, oh, a poopity poop.
A poopity poopity poopity scoop and poopity poopity.
Yeah, right.
All right.
We get it.
All right.
How about Scuffed Ice Poseidon Radio Graffiti?
Radio Graffiti.
I'm an Archie troll and we want to be free with the text to speech lady.
We like giggles.
We like shits.
We want ghosts to do the markets.
What the?
Are you fucking kidding me?
You want me to do the market?
I can't do the markets, dude.
I'm being bombarded by trolls, dude.
You understand that?
They don't get it.
They just like, yeah, yeah, whatever.
you just want to fucking make your life a fucking living hell ghost because yeah jesus christ Who else do we have here?
How about uh oh God, German the frog radio graffiti.
You know, I pay people in rare pep age, and your old pal German knows just the place.
13 niggas peppers throwing a private party for an inner circle at living rans.
We accept fits coin.
Oh, hey, I just want to be screwed off.
You guys want to dance?
Yeah, yeah.
Yes, I fucking love traps.
This is really a kind gesture, but now I think I'll charge back.
What?
You charge that shit?
Uh-oh, what did I just tell you, mad?
Get this fucking stupid fucking frog again!
Stupid fucking frog!
Fucking dumbass, you dumb idiots.
I don't even know why.
I don't even know why I even give you the opportunity for radio fucking graffiti.
You don't even appreciate it.
You don't even fucking appreciate it, you feminine penis sucking idiots.
You know that?
Fuck.
Hold on.
Who is this?
The N-Wordler Radio.
What the hell? What the hell is that?
What the hell was that?
I don't even know what the hell that was for Christ.
So what the hell was that?
Jesus Christ.
Uh-oh, hold on, hold on.
This is going to be interesting.
A message to Twee and her bitch ghost, Radio Graffiti.
This is me magician here to tell you a story.
This is a fat story of the troll who turned her back on us.
Everything the troll community did for her after all the support she had.
And this is how she repaid us.
One of the most beloved trolls, Truli Atkins, has betrayed her friends and all trolls for Ghostly's 1.5mm costal winning.
As Truly digs her grave, all her friends can do is stand above her and watch.
Truly, they say, your actions have shamed us all, and you will not forget this betrayal.
This is the story of Twili Atkins.
A troll-turned traitor.
And now for a message from those she was closest to.
This is mean magician, and I stand above Twilight.
I am the American Game Master, and I stand above Twilly.
I'm Bon Bacon, and I stand above Twilight Atkins.
I'm Kansas, and I stand above Twilight Atkins.
My name is Turtle, and I stand above Twilly.
I'm Dover Dude, and I stand above Twilly Atkins.
I'm Azrael Kecker, and I stand above Twilie.
Yaki Lemonfoot, yeah, so you this hey, please.
Hello, everyone.
This is Artemon, and I gotta say, Tweely, I think it's absolutely hilarious that you've been going around calling everyone else tards, and yet I've been seeing you act more retarded than everyone else, at least in your claims.
And in that regard, I think I stand above you because, honestly, you've been just acting petty and stupid over the dumbest shit.
Get the fuck over yourself, man.
My name is King Demo Pen, former captain of the Outer Circle, and I stand above Trilley.
See, the problem with you is not the fact that you basically betray all of us.
It's the fact that you single-handedly stopped Radio Graffiti because you said, don't do Radio Graffiti.
They don't deserve it.
No one pyros RG and stays on my good side.
Well, either way, it's out of our hands now.
So good luck not being doxed, I guess is a good way to put it.
Oh, Twilie Atkins.
You're a little backstanding bitch after everything was there for you.
You turn your backs on us.
We're never going to forget that.
I just hope you become familiar with kitchen appliances.
We are not going to lose you just like we lost Cockrin.
Make sure you don't fall to ghost side, Trader Autist.
Are you f what the fuck did I just listen to, dude?
What?
I mean, that.
I mean, I mean, good God.
I don't even know what to say, dude.
I don't even know what to say.
I mean, everybody all of a sudden is like against Twilly Atkins because she's a part of the inner circle.
And because she realized this past show, episode 49, you guys were acting like a bunch of fucking freak shows, especially with all my anime and me.
All of a sudden, you're going to hate on Twilly?
Hashtag I stand above Twee.
Oh my God.
Wow.
Wow.
I mean, dude, I mean, we've reached a whole nother level of autism at this fucking point.
We've reached a whole, I mean, I don't even know what to say.
I don't even know what to say, dude.
I don't even know.
I mean, I have no idea.
Anyway, you know, whatever.
You know, whatever.
It's cringe-worthy, but, you know, whatever.
Anyway, what do we have here?
How about how about 682 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, ghosts.
How's it going?
It's Mr. BNK.
Hey, what's going on?
It's Mr. BN King.
How are you doing, man?
Hey, pretty good, man.
I'm just listening to the show here under a storm up here.
That's actually pretty chilling.
So it's pretty cool to actually, you know, tuning in at this late hour with the storms.
How are you doing, man?
Hey, not bad.
Hey, it sucks that you have storms out there.
Does that mean they're coming down this way?
Because, I mean, we've been expecting storms down here and they haven't happened.
So, I mean, are we, is that that squall line that's coming down here?
Possibly so, but of course, mostly it's going to stay up north almost the entirety of the night, but it may come down.
But most of the bad stuff is happening up here, and we're going to continue with this the next day.
Well, that's cool, man.
I'm glad that you called, and I appreciate everything that you're doing.
You want to give a shout out to anybody or do anything?
What's up, man?
Yeah, I'll give some shout-out, man.
I'm going to give a shout-out to Brooke, and of course, I want to give a shout-out to Twilly Atkins.
Hey, Ghost, can I say something about a Twilly here for a bit?
Yeah, go ahead, bud.
What's up?
Go ahead.
Okay, so foremost, I've already listened to the previous shows of the reasoning why Twilly got pretty much the most heated here.
And to say to the trolls out there, man, what do you guys even are really going against this or going against other tros out there, man?
I mean, isn't it that you guys were the problem caused?
Because, oh, I don't know, you personating other people.
I mean, you've been doing with other, you know, people you can you imprisoning out there.
And you pretty much say, hey, you know what?
We can impersonate this person.
So, you know, you get that credit.
But of course, you know, that person here that you gave from the original creator, maybe they didn't like it.
Maybe they didn't.
And of course, you know, that pretty much, you know, kind of took a turn, maybe to you know, changed minds.
I mean, it's just, I mean, something for you guys to really out there to really think about.
Like, are you guys really trying to create yourself as some destructive chaotic myth?
I mean, I don't know about you guys, but you guys are pretty much causing some sort of a disturbance here.
It really, I don't know how you guys are going to fix, but I'm not going to say more here.
You guys, just do what you could do.
Do what you do, best.
And hopefully, these trolls may understand one day, of course, that this is going to be their fault if they're going to be causing their own, you know, sort of myth.
And they want to actually pick on other people and impersonate others.
And, you know, it can turn against them one day.
But for now, I just want to say thank you guys for the show.
And thank you, everybody.
And you have a good night, man.
Amen.
Thank you very much.
And let me tell you, let me explain what BN King was saying.
How dare you, trolls, turn your back on Tweele, even though she's an inner circle member.
And by the way, y'all were acting really shitty the last show.
Y'all were acting really shitty.
And you see, you have no self-reflection.
You just think, ha ha, I'm going to do something.
I'm going to fucking fuck Ghost's life up.
I'm going to fuck everybody's life up because I'm just some fucking neckbeard piece of garbage incel.
And you know, I mean, come on.
Saturday Night Encouragement00:14:52
Anyway, now people are hating on BN King, dude.
You see, look at these sick people.
Look.
You used to like these people, dude.
You used to like these people.
And all of a sudden, all of a sudden, they realize that Ghost has some things to say, man.
And not to mention, it makes sense.
Unlike you people, and all of a sudden, oh, you all just sit there and shut your mouths.
I'm not even joking, man.
I mean, you're lucky I'm even here doing radio graffiti, you piece of crap.
You understand that?
You're lucky I'm doing radio graffiti.
You're my Drake.
All right, I'm taking a couple more calls, and that's it, because you guys are being jerks.
And I don't like you being jerks, all right?
561 radio graffiti.
Hey, hey, Scootien, Jackler.
You know, I'm a kind of a dirty old man, and I think that I'm the kind of guy that you need to be a part of, you know?
I'm the kind of guy that'll bend you over, okay, and then motorboat your asshole.
Jack Lord, I'd be happy to kind of meet up with you.
My biggest fantasy would be you, me, and we're having some kind of sexual quaggers, but we're watching the get this shit out of here.
You goddamn spliced me for what I did for you on the Saturday Night Troll Show.
I called a date line for you on episode two of the Saturday Night Troll Show, and this is what you're fucking doing.
This is what you're fucking doing!
You pieces of shit!
God damn it!
Son of a bitch!
This is what you're doing, man!
What?
What do you want?
What?
BN Cuckwork and Twilly Hadkin sucking up to Ghost Fat Cock, Patheti.
Oh, why?
What the fuck?
I mean, what's your problem?
What's in your troll minds?
What's in your relaxed brains?
I mean, I'm a nice guy, man.
I'm a nice guy, and I'm a capitalist.
Do you understand that?
I'm a capitalist, and you sons of bitches are just a bunch of haters.
And that's all you know how to do, huh?
Don't you, you fucking hate?
That's all you know how to do.
Sit there and shut your goddamn mouth.
For Christ's sake.
Who the hell is this?
Who the hell is Circus Sideshow Templeton Radio Graffiti?
J-Man and Templeton Radio Graffiti.
All right, shut up, man.
Leave my dog out of this for Christ's sake.
And what's up with this whole meme honkler?
What the hell does that mean?
Huh?
Honkler, for Christ's sake?
What the hell does that mean?
We had Horny the Clown in 2011, 2012, and now you stupid 4channers are coming out here with a meme like Honkler.
What is this?
All right.
Was BN King high or on lean?
Shut up, all right?
Don't make fun of it.
Shut up, all right?
Oh, 561.
All right, well, hold on.
Let me see.
Hold on.
Where is all right?
All right.
You just called 561 Radio Graffiti.
Jackler, you sound like a sexy little slut, huh?
I mean, I've got a pretty big schlong in my package, for Christ's sake.
I was wondering maybe if you can service it.
And you know what I want to hear when you're servicing it?
Jackler.
I want to know if I can, you know, butter your face, if you understand what I'm saying.
You fucking asshole.
I...
I said that on episode two of the troll show!
I hold my gay blank!
And this is what you do to me, you fucker!
This is what you do to me!
This is what you do!
You son of a bitch!
Look, for all those that are unaware, okay, I had a Saturday night troll show, all right?
All right, this past Saturday, episode two, and I called a date line.
Just listen to it for yourself.
It's in the last couple of hours of the seven-hour show.
Yeah, that's right.
I did a seven-hour show on Saturday on the Saturday Night Troll Show, episode two, because I'm a machine.
I'm a fucking machine.
Do you understand that?
Jesus, Jesus Christ, I'm a machine.
I'm a machine.
Who the hell is this?
Pile of shekels, radio graffiti.
Hey, pile of shekels, you there?
Yeah, you're being a fruit bowl.
Who else do we got here?
We've got uh hold on.
Thano snapped at ghost radio graffiti.
Seriously, Samsung, radio graffiti.
What the hell is that?
I know what it's like to lose.
She feels so desperately that you're right.
What are you talking about?
I don't get it.
What do you mean?
I ask you to what end?
Regret it?
Run from it?
Destiny arrives all the same.
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Now it's here.
What should I say?
I am.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What the hell?
What the hell is it?
What the hell was that?
What the hell was that?
For Christ's sake, man.
I mean, come on, Radio Graffiti.
Come on.
Who the hell is this?
NG Lives Matter Radio Graffiti.
We've got pylons, radio graffiti.
I'm getting in right now, all right?
You all have to go shove up your ass.
I'm organizing.
You son of a bitch.
Get this.
Get this.
Shut up.
Get him and get him the fuck.
Son of a bitch, Turber.
Fucking goddamn, son of a bitch.
Good God, man.
I've been here for five hours and 13 minutes.
I'm getting tired of this shit.
This is episode fucking 50, man.
Episode 50 of the ghost show.
Do you care?
I mean, good God, do you even fucking care, man?
I mean, do you fucking care for Christ?
Wait a minute.
Who is this?
Ghost donation to Jonathan Hill radio graffiti.
What's going on?
Jonathan Hill.
Yes.
Also known as Wesley Hills.
Also known as Sean H. SON!
That's a goddamn lie!
That's a slice!
Get out of here!
Fucking bastard, just Alex Jones.
Fuck you!
Fucking bastard!
Alright, stop!
Fucking asshole!
Shut the fuck out!
Alex Jones!
It's a white barbette, you know, Nazi!
Was that like a troll or something?
I mean, I don't even know what the hell that is, for Christ's sake.
And stop comparing me to fucking Alex Jones.
And is that Jonathan Hill's guy, like the Buddhist, like the fake Buddhist, like some tard trying to be a Buddhist?
And you know, yeah, I get it.
All right.
Anyway, who else do we have here?
How about 909 Radio Graffiti?
Hold on, Ghost.
Oh, according to the Crazy Clown calling.
Hey, can I ask you a question, by the way?
Hurry up.
Well, um, the spices that were on earlier were you said the N-word and the F-word.
Alright, you know what?
Shut up, Tig.
Get this guy out of here.
I don't want to.
You know what?
Don't.
That was a splice, you idiot.
Don't try to make a troll out of it.
I'm sick and tired of it, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
I'm so sick of this shit.
Fuck.
I'm tired of this garbage.
I want to end this.
And I want to end this now.
Alright, how about 619 Radio Graffiti?
Dice Dice China!
Dice, Dice, China!
Dice, Zeitz, China!
Wait, wait, what the fuck?
Hold on, shut this shit up!
Hold on. Hold on.
I didn't.
What the fuck was that?
What is that?
For Christ's sake, I called 619 Radio Graffiti, for Christ's sake.
Ghost last episode, I'd like to thank you for defending me.
Like, really?
Thank you for defending me.
Wait, hold on.
Is this that fucking eight-year-old kid for Christ?
I didn't defend you, dude.
Yeah, you did.
I learned some like really important stuff from your show, too, dude.
I learned that communism is really way more important than capitalism.
Oh, yeah, I'm sure, you little fucking bastard.
Let me tell you something.
Where are your parents?
Why are you so racist?
I'm not racist.
I want to fucking talk to your parents, you little bastard.
I want to talk to your fucking little prick.
You little prick.
You fucking little prick.
Let me tell you something.
Just sit there and shut up, alright?
You need to respect your elders.
Fuck you, you stupid fucking brat!
Fuck you!
Fucking piece of shit!
You're a little brat.
Listen, stop sitting there and flapping your little gator in the wind.
I want to talk to your fucking daddy.
Put your daddy on the horn.
He's passed out right now.
He's like with his guy friend Mike.
Like with a bunch of like wine.
He's with his guy friend Mike?
Is that what the fuck you said?
Guy friend Mike?
Yeah.
They're on the couch right another passed out.
Oh my god.
Do you have two dads?
Do you have two dads?
Huh?
No.
My mom's outside, like, with her guy friends.
Wait, your mom's outside with her guy friend?
What the fuck kind of family are you in?
Oh, you know what?
You're a sick fucking kid.
You know that?
You're a fucking sick fucking with her guy, friends.
I mean, this is America.
This is America.
You know what?
I'm tired.
You know what?
I can't do this anymore, dude.
I can't.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, dude.
I mean, this fucking little kid, dude.
I mean, this is a corrupt little brat.
You can tell it's a little fucking kid, man.
And shut up in the chat room, man.
Don't encourage him.
Don't encourage him, man.
All right, that's not fucking funny, man.
Just don't encourage him.
Don't do it, man.
All right, that's it.
That's it.
I'm getting out of here.
I mean, what a fucked up episode 50, man.
And it's a fucked up episode 50 because of you.
Because of you, Pritz, man.
Why?
You fucking assholes.
Why are you aiding and abetting this little brat, man?
I want to talk to this guy's parents.
I want to talk to him because they have to know.
They have to know.
It's 2 a.m.
Fucking shit.
It's 2.15 a.m. where I'm at, man.
It's 2.15 a.m.
And this fucking kid is a fucking way to...
Fucking shit.
Oh, God.
Oh, God, man.
Is this what America's become, man?
Is this what America's become?
And shut up in the chat.
You don't win shit!
You don't win shit!
I'm getting out of here, dude.
I'm getting out of here.
Fuck you and all you people that made my episode 50 of the ghost show what it is.
And shut the fuck up.
You don't win, you fucking sons of bitches.
YOU DON'T WIN, YOU AUTISTIC 811 PIECES OF SHIT!
YOU DON'T WIN, YOU SPAGHETTI CHOKING FUCKING- UGH!
GET AWAY, SHIT!
Shut up, man!
Tie-based kid.
Death to Twilly Hadkins.
Shut up, man.
It's not.
Don't encourage that kid, man.
Don't encourage that kid.
Buy that for a dollar.
Fuck you, you trolls.
Get me out of here, engineer, before I fucking go insane!