True Capitalist Radio - The Ghost Show episode 48 It's Baller Friday! I Really Don't Want To Do This Show For You Trolls!

April 3, 2020 - True Capitalist Radio

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The Ghost Show episode 48 It's Baller Friday! I Really Don't Want To Do This Show For You Trolls!

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Ghost erupts in fury over $12 troll donations, labeling viewers "cyber vermin" and threatening to cancel the Saturday show. He defends Trump as a modern Washington while attacking Biden, mocks Burger Planet's survival, and rants against gender roles, socialism, and specific users like Macho Taco. Amidst marijuana use and beer, he advises holding cash over gold due to rising oil prices, predicts a 2019 market pullback, and warns that Western decline stems from women entering the workforce. [Automatically generated summary]
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Let's Do This Fuckin' Shit 00:02:08
	Okay, let's do this fuckin' shit.
	What's goin'
	on, folks?
	You're damn right.
	You know what time it is.
	It's episode 48 of the Go Show, and it's Baller Friday.
	That's right.
	You sons of bitches are lucky I'm even here.
	Because I'm telling you, I really don't want to do this show for you, freaking trolls.
	I get no respect, and I deserve more respect.
	Are you understanding me?
	Are you listening in the chat room?
	And shut up.
	Stop saying I'm late.
	Stop saying I'm late.
	I say that I'm going to be on here at 8:30-ish Central Standard Time, assholes.
	So just sit there and shut up.
Stop The Biden Corn Craziness 00:14:36
	You're lucky I'm here.
	You're lucky I'm here.
	You're lucky I'm here for episode 48 of the Ghost Show, you son of a bitch.
	And the only reason I'm here, the only damn reason I'm here, is because it's Baller Friday.
	So go ahead and spread it around the internet and throughout the world.
	And let everybody know that the Ghost Show is live right now, baby.
	Let everybody know.
	All right.
	Let them know the Ghost Show is live for Christ's sake.
	And let me tell you something.
	I really don't want to do this show for you, trolls.
	All right?
	I really don't want to do this crap.
	All right, take the music out, engineer.
	Take the goddamn music out for Christ's sake.
	You goddamn trolls are lucky I'm even here.
	I want to be completely honest with you.
	saw his sacks of trash after the past two shows uh oh you're lucky we're listening are you Are you kidding me?
	You're lucky we're listening?
	Are you kidding me?
	Hey, what's up?
	Olive Yakslov, cheers, mate.
	Happy Baller Friday to you and the engineer.
	I cracked open a cold one for you.
	Also, the salad recipe today.
	Don't talk about my salad for Christ's sake.
	Stay away from my salad.
	8:30-ish means 8 hours, 30 minutes, and 0 seconds.
	Shut up, magician, all right?
	You're lucky I'm even broadcasting.
	I don't even want to do this show for you, trolls, man.
	You understand that?
	That's the average time the show starts between 2040 to 2049.
	Shut up, mean magician.
	All right.
	No, don't start this, man.
	You loved seeing this guy on the big screen.
	Don't please watch the whole video, Ghost.
	I'm not going to, son of a bitch.
	All right.
	And shut up about it.
	Joe Biden is running for president.
	But don't let that distract you from the fact that in Avengers Endgame, Tony Stark defeats Ghost by dumping him out of his wheelchair.
	Shut the hell up and don't remind me that creepy Joe Biden is running for president, all right?
	Yo, Ghost, hope the night is better than last day.
	Hey, Cuckler, what's going on, man?
	I hope so too.
	I hope so too, Cuckler.
	Thank you very much, man.
	Who is this?
	Sad to see how low quality the show is.
	Anymore, Ghost.
	I speak for IC members as well as longtime listeners when I say give up the tarred shit or we walk away.
	Don't know which one fails.
	First, your liver or the show.
	Then walk away.
	Who the hell's stopping you, you sorry sack of trash?
	More meme magic.
	Yeah.
	Did you see Burger Planet?
	I'm about to talk about that simulator.
	I'm about to talk about that simulator player.
	If these people have, let me talk, let me talk.
	Jan, I'm bored already.
	Yeah, that's why you're sitting there waxing your carrot there, Gurak.
	All right, shut the hell up, all right?
	Shut your ass.
	And here's his word about this.
	I'm making more money than ever.
	I can watch all the foot fetish porn I want.
	Yeah, I'm really proud of you.
	Scuff salad for two bucks.
	Shove it up your ass.
	Creepy ghost Biden.
	Don't even compare me to that stupid old piece of sleepy, creepy Joe Biden trash.
	Don't you even dare.
	And shut up with that corn crap.
	I know what you all mean by that.
	And let me tell you something.
	Communists for Trump ain't never coming back.
	He's a piece of trash.
	All right?
	Oh, here's D-Ray.
	Trump panel in 2020 unless he secures the border and builds the wall.
	All of which he's failing to do.
	That is a fairly good idea.
	I'm tired of you, B. Thousands of illegals are being released every day.
	I'm tired of being aware of that.
	That's Congress's fault.
	Congress is failing to act.
	Rocky Mountain High Impact.
	Look, I'm going to talk about that here in a second.
	Everybody, just stop donating and let me talk, all right?
	All right, just let me talk for Christ's sake.
	Anyway, before I do that, some idiot donated 12 bucks for me to watch some crap.
	And I'd like for you all to stop doing that, all right?
	Macho Taco, the next time, Ghost, the next time you're late, I, the taco that is macho, will come down.
	Yeah, all right, shut up.
	All right, you ain't gonna kick nothing, boy, all right?
	You ain't gonna kick nothing, boy, all right?
	Just sit there and shut up.
	All right, what is this?
	No, no, listen, stop donating the 12 bucks.
	I want to talk about some things, you son of a bitch.
	Chicago month.
	I'm not gonna say that racism there.
	I'm not saying that racism.
	All right, everybody, just shut your mouth already, all right?
	And shut up about the corn.
	All right, shut your ass up about the corn.
	I don't want to talk about that today, for Christ's sake, all right?
	Oh, you son of a bitch.
	All right, you son of a bitch, for Christ's sake, man.
	I can't believe it, man.
	I'd buy that for a dollar.
	Can you shut up about the goddamn corn?
	It's Bower Friday.
	All right, stop trying to harsh my mellow, bastards.
	Hey, 20 bucks, what's going on?
	Hey, Ghost, love the show.
	Been watching for years.
	Hey, thank you, man.
	I just came home to some sad news.
	A good friend of mine, Abashio, passed away earlier this morning.
	Could I get a moment of silence for my lady?
	I would like to give you a moment of silence.
	Hey, R.I.P. Abashio.
	I'd buy that for a minute.
	But we got these trolls, for Christ's sake.
	Political post, Ghost, why is Creepy Joe Biden running?
	I'll tell you why he's running because let me tell you, all the investigation of August Russia Trump goes to the Obama administration.
	He's trying to save his ass.
	That's what Joe Biden's trying to do.
	He's trying to save his ass.
	And shut up about the corn.
	Don't tell me no, you son of a bitch.
	All right.
	I'm sick and tired of you, goddamn trolls.
	You're lucky I'm even here.
	I don't even want to do this show tonight.
	As a matter of fact, I'm not even sure if I'm going to be doing a Saturday night troll show tomorrow because of you sorry sacks of trash.
	All right?
	So just shut up and stop donating $12 for Christ.
	It's getting corny here.
	It's getting fuck you.
	All right.
	I'm sorry.
	I don't mean to be cursing so early in the broadcast, but go shove it up your ass for Christ.
	Hail Corner.
	Hail fucking.
	Look, I'm not even joking around, bro.
	I'm serious.
	You fucking trolls have pissed me off to the limit.
	Shut up.
	Good form.
	I need to ask you something.
	What?
	One year at work, I found a Romanian coin worth $150.
	Should I cash it in now or hold on to it?
	I would probably cash it in now.
	I mean, unless it's silver or gold.
	If it's silver or gold, keep it.
	God damn it, shut up about the corn.
	I'm fucking warning you, trolls.
	All right, shut up.
	Shut your mouth.
	Yeah, Macho Taco Ghost.
	I was in there.
	All right, shut up, Macho Taco.
	Can you all just shut up and let me talk?
	Let me talk.
	What is this?
	Ammonia plus Chicago equals wi.
	Oh, that's horrible, dude.
	That's horrible.
	All right, look.
	I'm about to watch some stupid $12 donation.
	Who the hell donated this?
	Some idiot named General Loveless.
	All right, let's go ahead and get the PC.
	Shut up with the goddamn corn and stop telling me no or I'll end the dumb fucking broadcast.
	Give me the PC shot.
	I don't want to say it.
	Give me the PC shot.
	All right, here, let's put it.
	Oh, wait a minute.
	Hold on.
	That's the wrong shot.
	That's the wrong shot, for Christ's sake.
	God damn it.
	You see, you got me all discombobulated.
	No, dark meme magic.
	Can you all stop this shit?
	I'm not joking, right?
	Can you all stop?
	Stop this crap.
	Me so corny?
	Me so corny?
	Oh, my God.
	Man, you guys with this corn crap.
	Listen, shut the fuck up.
	I'm not kidding, right?
	Shut your.
	This episode of the Ghost Show is sponsored by Life Alert.
	It's not sponsored by Life Alert.
	Shut up.
	Shut your mouth.
	Fucking with the goddamn corn, you son of a.
	You shut up!
	Son of a bitch!
	Can you all shut up with the goddamn corn?
	You're making me sick!
	You're making me fucking sick, man.
	I didn't even want to do this broadcast.
	Breaking Trump is corny.
	I'd buy that for a dollar.
	Tonight sure is my corn.
	Man, listen, shut the fuck.
	Just shut your goddamn mouth, please.
	All of you, just shut your goddamn cornholes.
	No, ghost, he doesn't need Congress.
	He does need Congress, you dumb idiot.
	He's already announcing an urgency in 2020 to get a drink.
	Talking to you is like talking to a fucking stupid wall.
	I'm telling you, shut up, D-Ray.
	Lick my cornhole.
	All right, look, we're doing this.
	All right, we're doing this.
	All right, shut up.
	I'm cornhole.
	Shut the fuck up.
	Anyway, General Loveless.
	All right, General.
	Can you all shut the fuck up?
	Come down, Ida Taco.
	That is Macho have it on Good Word that if you are a good boy, your wife's boyfriend.
	Shove it up your ass, please.
	Stop it, let me talk.
	Shut up and let me talk.
	Man, stop the 12 buckers.
	Corn, corn, corn, burrito, burrito.
	I'm not joking around, dude.
	I'm not even joking.
	Please stop this crap, all right?
	It's a Baller Friday.
	Stop trying to harsh my mellow, man.
	Saturday night corn show, asshole.
	I'm telling you, you're definitely got...
	Now, you're not going to get a damn troll show doing this crap.
	You're definitely not going to get a troll show doing this crap, you son of a bitch, all right?
	Literally, ghost.
	Look, shut up, all right?
	I'm going to view these stupid videos.
	Stop donating the 12 buckers, man.
	Ghost is sponsored by Nebraska Cornhuskers ear of corn.
	This is why I don't want to do the show, dude.
	This is why I don't want to do this broadcast for Christ's sake, man.
	I'm a freaking cyberbully punching bag for you stupid sacks of crap.
	And I don't appreciate it.
	I don't appreciate it one bit.
	Now let's go ahead and put the PC shot on so we can play these stupid videos.
	Oh, shut up, the Christmas.
	Boomers are the reason millennials don't have a future.
	Oh, you robbed us of a future.
	Here, let me play the smallest violin for you.
	Oh, the boomers did it.
	Boomers are a future.
	Millennials.
	You robbed us of a future.
	Hey, assholes.
	You're already in your 30s.
	How long is it going to take you for you to recognize and be self-aware that you got to do shit for yourself, you meaningless pieces of trash?
	Corny the clown asshole.
	Corny the clown.
	All right, shut up.
	All right.
	We're going to the PC shot.
	All right.
	Oh, wait, hold on.
	Hold on.
	Hold on.
	What is this?
	It's Cuckler.
	Goddamn corn trolls.
	Thank you, Cuckler.
	Thank you.
	Cuckler's making it rain on you corny trolls out here to tell you, hey, shove it up your cornhole.
	All right.
	That's what.
	Thank you, Cuckler.
	Look at all the hater aid in the chat room for Christ's sake.
	All right.
	The inner corsicle.
	All right.
	Look, shut.
	Just shut your stupid stinking hole.
	Shut up.
	Shut the fuck up.
	Corny ear of corn.
	Oh, me so corny.
	Christ.
	I mean, this is my show.
	You're sucking me corn you long time.
	Me, sucky, sucking me corn long time.
	What the hell are you talking about?
	Ghost, you say that furries are ugly, so they have to hid behind animal mascots.
	Is that why you hide behind internet anonymity?
	Ghost shove it up here.
	You know, you want to know why?
	I don't want you trolls to be messing with me in real life, all right?
	I'm not even joking around.
	If I had some of you neckbeards, some of you furries, some of you cartoon fetish women coming up to me in real life, I would have to give you a goddamn iTurner smack, man.
	I would never be friends with you, pricks.
	And that's what some of you will go.
	You'll come up to me and say, hey, ghost, how you doing?
	Look at me.
	I have my waifu.
	Here's my little, my little body pillow.
	I'd have to smack you around.
	And I don't want to do that.
	All right.
	I don't want to do that for Christ's sake.
	I want to be honest with you.
	I appreciate my life.
	I'm a simple dude, man.
	All right.
	I'm a simple.
	Oh, you son of a bitch.
	Hail Cornler!
	For fucking shit, you son of a damn it!
	Hail Cornler!
	For $25!
	Damn it!
	Ah!
	Son of a bitch!
	Oh my God.
	I'm telling.
	And look at the assholes in the chat room with the freaking corn emojis, for Christ's sake, man.
	I mean, is this what this Baller Friday is going to be?
	Huh?
	Look, shut up.
	All right.
	Stop donating.
	All right.
	Stop fucking donating for Christ.
	Cornhub.com/slash.
	All right.
	I've had it up.
	Give me the PC shot for Christ's.
	That's the wrong shot.
	That's the wrong goddamn shot.
	God damn it, man.
	Let me talk.
	Shut up.
	Shut up.
	Please just shut up, all right?
	Hey, Ghost, I just wanted to say that I fully support Joe Biden and the furries.
	Yeah, real funny, you idiot.
	All right, shut up.
	All right, all of you just shut the hell up.
	All right, give me the PC shot so we can play these stupid, dumb freaking YouTube.
	What the hell is this?
	What is this?
	Oh, Jesus.
	Can I lick the corn bits off your buttholes?
	Shut up, don't talk about corn.
	Shut up!
	What is this, crap?
	That song.
	What the hell is this?
	Who the hell donated this?
	Who the hell donated this?
	What the hell is this?
	Is this half a man?
	You've seen a ghost.
	No wonder I never watched this stupid dumb movie Wild, Wild West.
	What the hell is this?
	Give me a break.
	Well, I'm anyway.
	What the hell is this?
	We may have lost the war, but heaven knows we haven't lost our sense of humor.
	What the fuck?
	No.
	Are you inferring that this is me, you assholes?
	Whoever the hell does.
	Are you inferring this is me, that I'm half a man and I'm in a freaking wheelchair or something?
	This is some kind of a fucking wheelchair reference.
	Oh, better kick a reproduce all in the name of the South.
	Do we ever lose our sense of humor?
	Oh, Jesus Christ.
Wild West Wheelchair Reference 00:15:16
	All right, that's enough.
	You know what?
	I'm not playing this whole damn thing for Christ's sake.
	I know that you idiots are making fun of me by, hey, look, it's Ghost.
	Look at him.
	There he is right there.
	He's got a mullet, and he's in a wheelchair, and he lost his legs and rice patties and all this other shit.
	All right, get this in.
	Get this crap out of here.
	Get this garbage out of here for Christ's sake, man.
	And Corn Laid 1836, go shove it up your ass.
	And Pan Corn Terra, you could shove it up your ass too, all right?
	You could all shove it up your ass.
	I'm tired of you people sitting over here thinking that I'm just a freaking object for your cyberbullying.
	I'm not.
	I'd buy that for a dollar.
	What is this?
	Puts on furry.
	Look, shut up about furries, all right?
	I don't like furries.
	They're fatties and uglies and you're not.
	No?
	Yeah, real funny.
	No.
	Shove it up your ass with your fucking nose, man.
	I'd buy that.
	Here's Macho Taco again talking about how, I don't know, he's got, I don't know, Mas Infuego hot sauce in his taco or some shit.
	I don't know what the hell he's talking about.
	Simulator player, what is this?
	What is he saying?
	He's saying, can you see the cross inverted?
	A symbol of the goat of a thousand young people.
	Can you see the cross?
	Oh, this is a wrong one.
	Inverted solemnly, a symbol for the goat of a thousand young.
	Look, I didn't say that.
	All right?
	I didn't say this shit.
	Strike the death knell.
	Death knell.
	Simulator player, did you see the trailer of the new animated kids movie?
	I don't fucking watch cartoons.
	I don't watch cartoons, all right?
	Jesus Christ, I'm a man, all right?
	I don't watch cartoons, all right?
	I don't have a cartoon fetish like you sick internet people do, all right?
	Now, this one is Cilito Trumpo.
	Who the hell is Silito Trumpo?
	And what the hell did you, what the hell did you just do?
	What is this?
	Hold on, put the PC shot on.
	This is Sileto Trumpo that just freaking donated this.
	What is this?
	Ladies and gentlemen, it's my pleasure to introduce to you today a man who I have loved and respected my entire life.
	My father?
	I know this is some anti-truck crap.
	I know this is something making fun of Trump.
	And how dare you make fun of this man?
	This man is the modern-day George Washington.
	What is this?
	love mexican people i love you son of a Are you kidding me?
	I can't die!
	No!
	Judge!
	Boy, Kate.
	You fucking sons of bitches.
	This is probably one of you altruistic assholes.
	This is one of you upright white nationalist assholes doing this, huh?
	Yeah, yeah.
	This is like, you know, the case D-Ray knocks off.
	Excuse me.
	Give me a break.
	How dare you?
	How goddamn dare you?
	All right, shut up.
	Get this crap out of here for Christ's sake.
	Stop making fun of my president like that, you sar sack of crap.
	All right, you guys are trash.
	I'm not even joking around.
	You guys are complete trash sitting here talking that, making those references, saying that, you know, Trump is for Mexico.
	Look, he's doing whatever he can.
	All right, given the fact that he's got the deep state against him, he's got the media against him, he's got the globalist against him for Christ's sake, and you're going to sit here and besmirch this man.
	You should be kissing Trump's ass, each and every one of you, American people.
	What is this, Axel?
	What?
	The hell is that?
	Anyway, what is this?
	What is this for Christ's sake?
	This episode of The Ghost Show is sponsored by Antiques in Wonderland.
	All right, great.
	Press corners Antiques in Wonderland as a fruity name.
	Well, what the hell is that supposed to mean?
	What is that supposed to mean?
	Seriously.
	Jesus Christ.
	Not another one from General Lovelace.
	Please play the whole.
	I'm not playing the whole damn thing, man.
	All right.
	Now I got to do one for Dark Meme Magician Girl who did it for 20 bucks.
	I'm telling you, I don't like Dark Mean Magician Girl.
	Look, Dark Me Magician Girl, you should really be in a goddamn kitchen somewhere getting acquainted with some appliances, learning how to mix herbs and spices, learning how to stretch a decent whole chicken so that you can be able to feed a family.
	You know, that sort of thing.
	What is this?
	You should play Corn Simulator?
	I'm not going to play no fucking corn simulator, all right?
	I mean, you're the kind of guy that goes butt-naked backwards in a goddamn cornfield, you know, hoping that you'll get lucky.
	All right, Jesus Christ.
	Anyway, what is this dark mean magician girl?
	What the hell is this?
	What is this dark mean magician girl?
	All right, let's go ahead and give the PC shot.
	This is dark meme magician girl.
	And what is this?
	What is this?
	III Trump sucks Israel's balls.
	Shut up.
	Don't talk about my president.
	This episode is sponsored by Hentai and Furries.
	We love Yagos.
	Oh, my God.
	All right.
	I'm not playing that twice.
	What the hell is that Dark Mean Magician Girl?
	And by the way, those assholes that are talking garbage about Trump, all right, you assholes are pieces of garbage.
	All right.
	You assholes are pieces of crap.
	All right.
	Jesus Christ, man.
	I'm telling you, don't besmirch my president like that again.
	You understand?
	This is a modern-day George Washington.
	You should all be lucky that this man was so selfless to run for president so he could give back the power of this government to you, to you and me, the American people.
	But do you all care?
	Huh?
	Are you all giving any kind of a rat's ass about it?
	Of course not.
	Of course not.
	Now, I've got another 12 bucker.
	This is by Popcorn the Cob Popcorn on the Cob.
	What is this garbage?
	What are you?
	What is this?
	Is this Ric Flair?
	Is this Ric Flair?
	Are you inferring something by this?
	Go ahead and put the PC shot on.
	What is this?
	What the hell is this?
	Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!
	All right.
	I guess so.
	Cancel that.
	I'm not going to do the next one for Christ's sake.
	All right.
	That was somewhat amusing there.
	Pop pop the corn, pop the corn, cob, whatever it is.
	Woo!
	Ha Anyway, let me continue going because I got another one of these goddamn 12 buckers, man.
	Look, I'm telling you guys right now, please stop.
	Please stop with the 12 buckers.
	Washington wasn't a cuck, you son of a bitch.
	The freaking Donald Trump, the president, is not a goddamn cuck.
	You're a cuck.
	You're a goddamn cuck, you son of a bitch.
	And sit there and shut your goddamn mouth, all right?
	Shut your mouth.
	Shut your goddamn mouth for Christ's sake.
	What is this?
	Engineers tard bro.
	Look, stop donating the 12 buckers so I have to play a goddamn YouTube video for you sons of bitches, all right?
	Stop it.
	Ghost stands in a wheelchair.
	Shut up, asshole.
	Good, fucking sons of bitches.
	Look, I really don't want to do this show for you, trolls.
	I'm not even joking.
	I am not, I don't want to do this show for you, trolls, man.
	You trolls are making me sick.
	The past two shows.
	The past two shows have been complete digital hell.
	And it's because of you pieces of garbage.
	Son of a bitch.
	What is this?
	Literal Ghostler?
	What the hell?
	Hold on.
	Don't, don't.
	Happy Baller Friday Ghost.
	Because of the Trump tax cuts, I received a $1,500 bonus at work last week.
	Well, good.
	Hashtag Trump2020.
	I mean, that's what the economy is better than it's ever been, for Christ's sake.
	Turn off TTS Boomler.
	Hey, asshole.
	That's what makes the interactivity of the show, you stupid morons.
	I mean, that's what you're not understanding.
	That's what you don't get through your stupid, dumb, thick, autist skulls, is that the text-to-speech creates the interactivity.
	That's what this show was founded on.
	So don't sit over here and give me this crap, all right?
	You sorrow sack of trash.
	All right, whoever the hell donated this 12 bucks for me to watch this was called literal ghostler.
	That's the name of this bastard.
	And I already don't like what I'm watching.
	All right, put the PC shut.
	Hold on, what is this?
	Hold on, what is this?
	What is this?
	What is this crap?
	Another $12?
	Another goddamn $12 for me.
	Love you, ghost.
	Oh, Christ.
	Another what?
	Man, can you all please just stop, man?
	I mean, I'm not even joking.
	Can you all just please stop?
	Please stop, man.
	I'm just, I'm tired, dude.
	I'm just tired.
	You're lucky I'm even here on this broadcast.
	I'm not even joking around.
	Burger Planet 18 Wheeler.
	I want to get to that.
	I want to talk about the meme magic that has transpired since Wednesday's show.
	And let me tell you, it's because of you, meme sorcerers.
	It's because of you, meme magicians, that this has happened, for Christ's sake.
	Sponge Trump, SpongeBob Trump pants.
	Yeah, shut up.
	Stop donating the $12.
	I don't want to keep doing this shit.
	Here, give me the PC shot.
	This is by literal ghostler.
	Look at this.
	Oh, yeah, that looks great, doesn't it?
	What is this?
	Literal Ghostler?
	Oh, you son of a bitch.
	You son of a bitch.
	Get this goddamn crap out of here.
	For Christ's sake, man.
	You son of a bitch.
	First of all, don't call me Ghostler.
	And secondly, can you shove all this cartoon-fetished internet people crap right up your digital shit funnels?
	Jesus Christ.
	It's Baller Friday, and I got to put up with this crap.
	It's a damn Baller Friday, and I've got to put up with this crap.
	Oh, my God.
	I don't know why I do this.
	I don't know why I do this for Christ's sake.
	Okay, this is by General Loveless again, all right?
	What do you want?
	What is this, General Loveless?
	What is this?
	Jesus Christ.
	Another.
	Go ahead and play it.
	I want to get done with these.
	Go ahead and play it.
	This idiot in a wheelchair from the Wild, Wild West.
	What is this?
	What is this?
	I'm...
	What?
	I mean...
	What the hell is that?
	No wonder this movie was a goddamn flop.
	What is this crap?
	Oh my God, what is this?
	Is this Will Smith and drag?
	Of course.
	This is how he sold his soul to Hollywood.
	That's how he sold his soul to Hollywood.
	All right, who the hell?
	Who the hell just donated?
	Then quit, bitch.
	Don't call me a bitch.
	I've got your bitch.
	Look at this.
	All right, look, I don't want to see this Will Smith drag queen show.
	I don't want to see this.
	All right?
	Ghost is right about Trump in Venezuela.
	I usually troll him about my foot fetish.
	You guys should listen to him.
	Well, hey, Ghost is right.
	You're damn right I'm right about Venezuela.
	All right, look, I've had about enough of this.
	All right.
	I've had about enough of this for Christ's sake.
	I'm in a good mood.
	I thought I'd be nice for you.
	I dedicate this song to you.
	Oh, it's Jackler.
	Yeah, I can't wait, Jackler.
	You're a freaking, you know, you're a thorn on my freaking side, dude.
	I can't wait.
	And by the way, Ghost Electric.
	Meet the Ghost Show, my donation-locked YouTube stream.
	After recently ditching True Capitalist Radio, I decided to up the sheckles to forge a new show.
	Shoving up your ass.
	No markets.
	There's no markets in political social commentary because of you.
	It's because of all of you, man.
	Why don't you stop donating and then we'll get to some things for Christ's sake?
	And by the way, if you want to know the movie where Will Smith sold his soul, his children, his life, so that he could be pertinent in the realm of entertainment, take a look at a movie called Six Degrees of Separation.
	That was his first movie.
	Take a look at that movie, all right?
	And then you'll know what I'm talking about, all right?
	What is this?
	An IC member?
	He's shooting pearls, you idiots.
	I know I'm shooting pearls at you people, and you people don't even care.
	You people don't even give a crap.
	Oh my God.
	All right, look, I've had about enough of this.
	All right, I've had about enough, man.
	Please stop, all right?
	Everybody just, I'm not doing any more of these 12 buckers.
	I'm telling you right now, after I'm done with these, do not donate them anymore.
	I'm not going to play any more of these stupid goddamn clips.
	I'm sick of this crap.
	All right.
	I'm so sick of this garbage.
	What is this?
	What is this, for Christ's sake, man?
	Oh, Jesus Christ.
	Man, why are you all donating me this garbage?
	Why are you all donating me this crap for Christ's sake?
	Nico Angel, have you noticed black actors all have to be gay or dressed like a woman at least once?
	Yeah, Dave Chappelle said that, all right?
	Dave Chappelle said that in In the Actor Studio with James Lipton, all right?
	Jesus Christ.
	All right.
	I'm not even joking, man.
	I'm tired of this.
	What is this?
	Who the hell is Dia Volo?
	Dia Volo donated this 12 bucks so we can watch this anime BS.
	All right, look at this.
	Look at it.
	Give me the PC shot.
	Look, here it is.
	Look at this.
	And we can't even hear it for Christ's sake.
	Thank God we can't hear it.
	Look at this.
	Oh, my.
	You cartoon fetish internet people make me want to puke.
	You make me want to throw up nasty chicken grease and corn oil and cream of wheat with five-day-old cereal and stomach plasma whenever I think that you sons of bitches are here waxing your character stuff like this.
	I'm not even joking around, man.
	I mean, what is this crap?
	I mean, what is this supposed to be?
Tarred Brother School Fiasco 00:12:57
	What is this?
	Some kind of pansexual?
	Is this a drag queen?
	Is this a two-spirited?
	What the hell is this?
	All right, I've had a bunch of I've had shut this garbage out of here.
	Shut this stupid enemy crap out of here for Christ's sake, man.
	Oh, my God.
	I don't want to do this show, dude.
	I really don't want to do this show today.
	I'm in a bad fucking mood.
	I'm in a bad mood, and you assholes are making me even make it even worse.
	All right?
	Macho Taco Ghost wants to be waterboarded with Gamer Girl feet sweat.
	Shut the shut up.
	Shut the hell up, man.
	Christ, man.
	What is this?
	Here's another one by Dark Meme Magician Girl who should be in a goddamn kitchen somewhere learning how to make a decent meal or a decent sandwich.
	What the hell is this, Dark Meme Magician Girl?
	Hold on, hold on, hold on.
	What the hell is this?
	Hold on.
	I accidentally messed up here.
	What is this?
	What is?
	Oh no.
	I don't know why I do this.
	I'm not even joking.
	I don't even know why I do this.
	Jesus Christ.
	Go ahead and put the PC shot on.
	Look at this.
	Here it is.
	Hail God damn funny, man.
	Get the stupid crap out of here!
	All right.
	We get it.
	Yeah.
	Real funny, dark meme magician girl.
	Real funny for Christ's sake.
	Good ear rape.
	Anyway, your mood is bad, shocker, for three bucks.
	You're damn right, my mood is bad, bro.
	I mean, it's because of you, internet people.
	Simulator player 23, serious question for you, ghost.
	What was the track you used in the troll show?
	It was pretty neat like insanity control.
	It's made by the same guy, okay?
	It's made by the same guy.
	Get to the show, boomer.
	Get to the show, boomer, for Christ's sake.
	Oh, shove it up, your ass.
	All right?
	You're just jealous that boomers have 85% of America's wealth and you're sitting in their basement or on a goddamn couch or something.
	All right.
	Just shut your mouth.
	All right.
	Just shut your goddamn mouth.
	All right.
	And who the hell is this?
	Somebody donated this.
	What is this?
	SpongeBob Trump pants.
	I can only imagine what the hell this is.
	I can only imagine, for Christ's sake.
	Hold on, hold on.
	You what?
	Ah, Jesus Christ.
	You what?
	Shut up.
	Shut the fuck up.
	I can only imagine what this is.
	This is some SpongeBob garbage.
	SpongeBob garbage, for Christ's sake.
	Go ahead and throw the PC shot on there.
	What is this?
	You what?
	Ready?
	Oh, Jesus Christ, no.
	Oh, my God, no.
	Can you all stop?
	Square and absolutely.
	Stop this shit!
	If not, go seven.
	I'm gonna drop you.
	I'm gonna stop showing you.
	Ready?
	SpongeBob Square.
	You're gonna keep smirching my crap square.
	You're gonna keep using me as a cyber punching bag.
	I'm gonna get the hell out of here.
	Get this stupid crap out of here.
	I mean, you freaking trolls, you make me sick, dude.
	I'm not even joking around.
	I mean, you people make me sick!
	It's a Bowler Friday, and you idiots are doing everything in your goddamn cyber vermin power to sit over here and turn me.
	Turn this show into a sideshow, man.
	All right?
	Buy that show.
	No, look, hey, Anthony.
	You may have just wasted your 12 bucks.
	I'm not doing this.
	I'm doing this last one by freaking jacked himself off Jackler.
	And then I'm moving on, dude.
	I'm going to do my show, all right?
	This is a ghost show.
	It's my show.
	It's my show.
	It's the ghost show.
	Wheelchair shits for two bucks, man.
	Shut the hell up, man.
	All right.
	Shut up.
	All right.
	This was Jackler.
	Here's Jack himself off Jackler.
	Here's this.
	What is this?
	Hey, kids.
	It's time to use the F-word.
	Jesus, no.
	Clever, fuck direct.
	Fuck laughing.
	Try and fuck this song.
	Fuck me.
	Fuck you.
	Fuck my maid and France by following trash box.
	This I can't wait.
	I'm tired.
	You're the bird.
	You don't understand.
	You don't understand how tired I am, man.
	Fuck cold school, fuck your school, fuck our school, fuck your school, fuck that man.
	Ironically, fuck it.
	F you, Jackler, all right?
	F you, Jackler, you son of a bitch, all right?
	And listen, I'm not kidding around.
	Stop donating the $12.
	I'm not going to play these stupid goddamn YouTube videos anymore.
	All right?
	God damn it, Dark Me Magician Girl.
	You know what?
	I guarantee you, you don't have a man.
	Because I'm telling you right now, if your man is anywhere within the vicinity, hey, bro, take your woman and physically put her back in the kitchen where she belongs, please.
	And have her make you a goddamn sandwich, all right?
	What the hell is this real big fish is epic?
	What the hell does that mean for two bucks?
	You see, you people are idiots.
	Jesus Christ, man.
	I've got Anthony, this idiot Anthony just donated 12 bucks to, I don't know, play something.
	And then we got somebody else.
	What is this?
	Dia Volo.
	Didn't we just play one for you, Dia Volo, man?
	Can you just leave me alone and just stop this crap?
	All right.
	Both you and Dark Me Magician Girl, can you all just go piss off, please?
	All right?
	Jesus Christ.
	Here's Anthony's.
	What is this?
	Engineer's Tard Brother.
	You didn't play my video and discriminating my human condition.
	What the hell are you talking about?
	I thought I just played yours.
	Hold on.
	Hold on just a second.
	Let me go back.
	Oh, yeah.
	The Engineer's Tarred Brother.
	Okay, I'll play that one.
	Okay.
	All right.
	You got to wait, Anthony.
	I got to play The Engineer's Tarred Brother.
	I missed over it, for Christ's sake.
	And I'm sure it's a real winner.
	I'm sure it's a real goddamn winner.
	Jesus Christ, making fun of the engineer now.
	You see this, engineer?
	The next time that you want to take over the show, remember that these pieces of internet people trash.
	They don't care about you.
	Do you understand, engineer?
	They don't care about you.
	You understand?
	People are idiots, man.
	They just, they're evil, man.
	They're evil and macabre.
	What do you want?
	Dark Me Magician Girl's PC is in the kitchen.
	Ever heard of a kitchen computer?
	Now go back to the office and bring home the video for Dark Me Magician Girls.
	Yeah, right.
	Yeah, right, you son of a bitch.
	You sound like cucked Alaska.
	All right.
	Here, let's go ahead and go to Engineer's Tard Brother.
	Oh, you son of a bitch.
	You son of a bitch.
	The engineer's tarred brother.
	Put the PC shot on.
	Look at this crap.
	Look at this.
	Imagine if I received the question.
	You son of a bitch, stop making fun of my president.
	Stop besmirching my president, man.
	The first thing I thought of when I heard about this, how does the pressure get this information that's classified?
	This is sad.
	You know what?
	I mean, you goddamn trolls have way too many goddamn time on your hands.
	You son of a bitch, man.
	How dare you besmirch my president?
	This is the greatest president in American history.
	This man is the modern-day George Washington.
	How dare you, sons of bitches, man?
	Get this idiot.
	Get this shit out of here.
	Get this moronic garbage out of here.
	Get it out of here for Christ's sake, man.
	Take it off.
	Take it the hell off.
	Oh, my God.
	Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
	I don't want to do this show, dude.
	I think I'm going to end this early.
	I'm so tired of you people.
	I'm so tired of you goddamn people, man.
	I'm not even kidding around.
	I deserve more respect, and I don't know how many times I got to tell you morons that, man.
	But of course, did any of you sons of bitches listen at all?
	No, you just want to sit here and keep trolling me and keep thinking that, oh, yeah, I'm going to ruin Ghost's Baller Friday.
	Because I'm a troll and I'm a fruity ass bastard.
	Just got a lot of soy running through my body.
	And this is the only way that I can take out my microaggressions is being on the internet and being a cyberbully to ghosts.
	What is this?
	More like the modern-day George Cuckington, you asshole?
	Go shove it up your ass, stat man.
	I'd buy that.
	No, you don't.
	No, you don't.
	What the hell is that me, man?
	I want to get the hell out of here.
	I'm not even joking.
	I don't even want to fucking do this show for you, troll terrorists and cyber vermin, man.
	You're all a bunch of sick internet people.
	Nico Angel, you won't end shit, pussy.
	Just go suck a glass.
	You shove it up your ass, man.
	You're lucky you're not in front of me right now, freaking Nico.
	Nico, what kind of name is that, huh?
	Huh?
	You a Puerto Rican?
	Huh?
	I'll shove a codfish up your ass.
	Son of a bitch.
	All right, this is Anthony's.
	Let's get back to Anthony's here since, you know, the engineer's tarred brother already had his goddamn fist.
	Oh, no.
	Oh, no.
	Don't.
	No.
	I don't even know if I should be playing this.
	I don't even know if I should be playing this garbage, man.
	All right.
	Enough.
	God damn it.
	Stop.
	I'm telling you.
	I'm telling you now.
	Stop donating the $12.
	Stop.
	God damn it, man.
	Hey, can you all getting you down, my dude?
	Here's something to get your spirits up.
	Swear this isn't a troll.
	Happy Baller Friday.
	I'm not.
	I'm not.
	I would like to have a Happy Baller Friday, alright?
	When Ghost tells me to get in the kitchen.
	Shut up, Dark Me Magician, girl.
	Shut up.
	All right, this is Anthony.
	Look at this.
	Look at this.
	You already know this is some anime weirdo stuff.
	You already know this is some anime weirdo stuff.
	Oh, God.
	Oh, my God.
	Oh, you.
	No, no, we're not doing this.
	Anthony, you son of a bitch.
	Get this garbage out of here.
	Get this garbage out of here.
	Then go eat some corn, bitch.
	I've got your bitch.
	I do care about you, engineer.
	This hambone doesn't increase the best.
	Don't listen to you like the rest of us do this.
	Don't listen to the trolls, idiots.
	But we are trolls, NG.
	Do not listen to this.
	Hashtag Justice4Engineer.
	Go shove it up, your ass.
	No one has gone to your head.
	Leave.
	Shut up!
	Shut your mouth, all right?
	Mr. Juggsy, some green company assholes want to build a massive wind farm where I live around 150 millimeter or 150 tall turbines, and nobody wants them to build the fucking things.
	Eco power is such a massive scam.
	Yeah, I've been saying that for a long time, but these stupid dumb college professors have literally galvanized the simpletons in their god.
	What?
	What?
	Revere plastics for an injection molding need think about using an American company that employs hundreds of people offering a wide range of services.
	What the hell does that mean?
	I got your corn bitch for two bucks.
	All right, shut up.
	All right.
	All right.
	Let me get done with these stupid, dumb, ridiculous, goddamn YouTube videos.
	What the hell is this?
	Well, hold on.
	What is this here?
	Hold on.
	What is this?
	What is this?
	This is Diablo.
	And this looks like some stupid, goddamn, ridiculous song.
Hot Water Music Sucks Hard 00:15:20
	I'm only going to play a little bit of it, man.
	I mean, put it on.
	I mean.
	What is this?
	I'm not playing this stupid song.
	All right.
	Diablo, it's great.
	Yeah.
	21st century schizoid, man.
	Yeah.
	Yay!
	Spaghetti.
	Yeah, real funny, Diablo, you stupid, dumb idiot.
	All right, you're an idiot for Christ's sake.
	I'm not going to play that song.
	Your songs, your music sucks.
	You know that?
	You young people, your music sucks for Christ's sake.
	All right, I'm not even joking.
	Your music sucks.
	All right, man.
	Look, I'm not even joking around, man.
	Once I'm done with these YouTube videos, I'm getting the hell out of here.
	I'm not even joking.
	You know what?
	I'm not joking.
	I'm going to cut the show short.
	This show, I didn't even want to do this show.
	I shouldn't have even done this show.
	You people are assholes.
	You people have no goddamn appreciation for any of the things that I do for Christ's sake.
	I mean, I even brought the goddamn Saturday Night Troll Show this Saturday for you goddamn ungrateful swine.
	And you don't even care.
	You don't even goddamn care for Christ's sake.
	So why the hell should I care?
	Why the hell should I really care, man?
	I don't really want to do this show for you, trolls, man.
	You make me fucking sick.
	You make me sick.
	Ha ha, what a bitch.
	You fucking asshole.
	I've got your bitch.
	I've got your goddamn bitch.
	And here's dumbass.
	Once again, dark me magician girl.
	All right.
	I lied.
	I'm going to play another one because I'm dark me magician girl.
	Look at me.
	Get cucked, bitch.
	You son of.
	I've got your fucking bitch.
	I'm not even.
	You're lucky you were not in a damn barroom.
	I'd be laying smacks down on your asses and you'd all be running.
	You'd all be running before I put you in a puddle of your own blood and piss.
	You know it and I know it.
	All right.
	You know it and I know it.
	So sit there and shut your mouth.
	I'm not even joking.
	Sit there and shut your goddamn pie holes for Christ's sake.
	And look, this is Dark Mean Magician Girl.
	Look at this.
	This is what she's doing right now.
	That's Dark Mean Magician.
	Look at that.
	Isn't that great?
	There you go.
	She's guzzling down cheese whiz in her single wide trailer.
	All right.
	Wishing that she had somebody that was actually throwing some real cream in her face.
	All right, you stupid fat jelly ass cow.
	You know what I'm saying, cow?
	All right, get this crap out of here.
	Get stupid dark meme.
	Get this garbage out of here for Christ's sake.
	Get out of here.
	Jesus Christ, man.
	Yeah, real funny, dark meme magician girl.
	All right, go cook your man something to eat.
	All right, do something useful for Christ's sake instead of being a burden in everybody's ass.
	I'm pretty sure that's what you are in life, right?
	You're a burden in everybody's ass.
	Jesus Christ.
	And here's Frontier Psychiatrist.
	I wonder what the hell this is.
	I mean, he's being friendly, but you never know.
	I mean, Frontier Psychiatrist has been pretty cool, but I got to be tentative with this.
	Uh-oh.
	WALK!
	Yeah, here, let's get to the good part.
	Let's get to the good part.
	Let's get to the...
	Here, let's get to the...
	Here, let's get back.
	Here, one more, a little bit more.
	Learn from the dawn of time!
	Read!
	Spec!
	That was a classic thing.
	WAAA!
	What do you say?
	What the hell did you just say?
	Who the hell is this?
	Hold on, who the hell is this?
	This is the best video ghost.
	Oh, geez.
	Can you fucking stop donating $12, please?
	Please!
	Unban me hambone.
	I'm not unbanning anybody.
	You unbanned these nuts.
	All right.
	How you like that?
	You unbanned these nuts, all right?
	Son of a bitch.
	An IC member.
	If you end the show early, come chill with us.
	We like hearing from you.
	Ghost 48, Trolls Zero.
	The trolls lose.
	Yeah, you know what?
	I may do that.
	I may do that.
	I'm not even joking around.
	Today's music does not suck for two bucks?
	Yeah, well, what the hell do you know?
	You're just some stupid little torp that thinks that, you know, garbage like Lil Pump is real gangster rap.
	You know what I mean?
	And by the way, his name is Lil Pump.
	Can you get any more gay?
	Can you get any more gay than that?
	I mean, what do you pump?
	You pump a face when, you know, whenever you're getting oral copulation, you pump an ass, you know, if you happen to be, you know, of that persuade.
	Anyway, look.
	Let me get done with these goddamn stupid, dumb freaking YouTube videos.
	And that's enough.
	Stop, asshole.
	Also play this, you oven magnet.
	I'm not going to play any more of these, dude.
	I'm not even joking around.
	I don't even know how this $12 thing got started, but it's got to stop.
	All right.
	It's got to goddamn stop.
	And what is this?
	Another Dark Me Magician Girl video?
	Jesus Christ.
	Dark Me Magician Girl.
	When Ghost tells me to get in the kitchen.
	When Ghost.
	What?
	What?
	What do you want, Macho Taco?
	You will never end the show?
	After all, you only make 20K a year outside of the show.
	Okay, alright.
	Yeah, that's all I make.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Keep dreaming.
	Anyway, what else do we have?
	Can you all shut up?
	Pantera equals ear rate, by the way.
	Well, you know, that's because you probably are a little soy boy and you like the Butt Street Boys and boy bands, you know, new kids on the blog.
	You like that crap.
	So go shove it up your ass.
	All right, boy.
	Hold on, hold on.
	What is this?
	What is it?
	Hold on.
	Dark meme magician girl, what is this?
	When ghost tells me to go in the kitchen, what the hell is this?
	Put the PC.
	I cut you.
	I cut you right, tiny chicken.
	garbage out of here for Christ's sake.
	You know what?
	Go shove it up your goddamn uterus pipe.
	All right.
	I'm talking to you, Dark Meme Magician Girl.
	Go ahead and shove it up your uterus pipe, man.
	You make me sick.
	Jesus Christ.
	I'm pretty sure it's pretty polluted in there, too, huh?
	Jesus Christ.
	What else do we have here for heaven's sake?
	Oh, Jackler.
	Here we go with Jack himself off Jackler again, huh?
	Here we go again with Jack himself off Jackler.
	Oh, that stitch just great.
	What the hell do you want?
	Oh, no.
	Oh, no, Jackler.
	You didn't.
	You son of a bitch.
	You did it.
	Don't tell me you did this shit again.
	God damn it.
	Play it.
	Attention.
	All meme lords.
	Jackler is in great danger and needs your help to wipe out failed trolls and you to join him in his fan base.
	Now to do this, all he needs is some pizza and some bottles of Pepsi Max.
	So to help him, all he needs for you to do is simply follow and that's it.
	You've got to be quick.
	So Jackier can secure that spicy victory royale.
	Oh my God.
	Jackler, what the hell is your problem, dude?
	What the hell is your problem, man?
	I mean, good God, Jackler.
	I mean, you're a freaking bad case of herpes, dude.
	You never go away.
	And you get worse and worse.
	You know, you start off with a little rash on the balls.
	Then it, you know, it spreads to the fucking side of your thigh.
	Then it goes into the crack of your ass.
	That's what you are, Jackler.
	That's what the hell you are.
	And I hope you know this.
	I hope you know this.
	Oh my God.
	Oh, Jesus Christ.
	I hope you know this.
	All right.
	I hope you know this crap.
	All right.
	Jesus Christ.
	Who the hell is that?
	Who the hell's the next one here?
	Elrig Nakigum.
	I don't know what.
	Some stupid name.
	He donated this.
	The best Vidya ghost.
	The best Vidya.
	And Jackler, man, please stop doing this, dude.
	I'm not even joking around.
	Stop it.
	You're already in hot water with me, Jackler.
	I'm not joking around with you, man.
	You're already in hot water with me, man.
	You're already in hot water with me.
	Wait a minute.
	What the hell?
	This is my...
	Wait, hold on, man.
	Why are you, you son of a banana hot water?
	Who the hell does it?
	You donated my garlic.
	The lift to my live show.
	Why are you, you son of a banana hot water?
	Who the hell died?
	You donated myself.
	Get this garbage out of here.
	Whoever the hell did that, they sent me a link to my own goddamn live show for heaven's sake, man.
	Buy that for a dollar.
	Play this one as well.
	Also, unbanned.
	Hey, I'm already about to play one from you, Tim, and shove it up your ass about unbanning you.
	I don't know.
	If I banned you, it's because you were being a jerk off, probably trying to spread somebody's docks or something.
	All right.
	We don't need that kind of crap out of here.
	All right.
	Son of a bitch.
	I'm already, I'm already playing one of yours there, Tim McCrav.
	All right?
	What is this?
	Don't diss Jackler.
	He rocks.
	I can diss whoever the hell I want to, especially that bastard, man.
	He just won't leave me alone, man.
	I'm not even showing you.
	He's a bad case of herpes.
	He never really goes away.
	All right.
	He never really goes away for heaven's sake.
	All right, what the hell is this?
	Tim McCrav, what the hell is this?
	Go ahead and put the PC shot on.
	What is this?
	What is this?
	Well, labeling niggas are running their mouth.
	Saying they're gonna sink over the south, jigaboo.
	Here's the yellow.
	Oh my god, this racist take this racist garbage out of here.
	Take it on!
	Goddamn Tim McCrav, and you want me to play another one for your racist ass for Christ's sake?
	Huh?
	And you want me to play another one for your racist ass?
	Look, don't nobody right now.
	Look, this is the last one I'm playing.
	Do not donate 12 bucks and expect to have your goddamn YouTube video played.
	Do you understand me?
	Do you understand me?
	I just told you!
	If we're doing bootleg media shares again, let's put something precious.
	Hey, asshole.
	You know what, J-Man?
	You shut your mouth.
	All right.
	I already told you to stop donating that crap.
	And you people don't listen.
	All right?
	All right.
	You people don't listen for Christ's sake.
	Jesus Christ.
	Hey, wait a minute.
	What is this, Tim McCrab?
	What is this?
	We in Jeremiah 14.
	What the hell is this?
	I don't understand what the hell this is.
	Put the PC shot on.
	What is this?
	Look at this.
	It says that, look at this.
	Certain features have been disabled.
	Look at this crap.
	Look at this.
	What is this garbage?
	What is this garbage?
	Oh, oh, oh.
	Are these the black Hebrews?
	Are these the black Hebrews for Christ's sake?
	Making a Jewish look.
	Look at they're making this poor Jewish boy cry.
	Are they making a poor Jewish boy?
	Hold on, let's move this.
	Look at this.
	Hell, look, look at these black guys.
	Come on, making this poor Jewish boy cry.
	Oh, man, that's horrible.
	These are supposed to be black Hebrews, for Christ's sake.
	All right, look, look, I don't want to see a Jewish boy cry.
	Get out of here.
	Get that crap out of here for Christ's sake, man.
	Oh, my God.
	I mean, you know, come on, black Hebrews.
	Come on, dude.
	I mean, you know, don't make that poor Jewish boy cry for Christ's sake, man.
	Come on.
	Come on.
	Jesus Christ, you sons of bitches, man.
	And look, this is the last one.
	Okay, this is J-Man.
	All right.
	What is this, J-Man?
	All right, look, I'm going to be honest with you.
	I don't know if I'm going to play this because this has only got one view on it.
	And it's probably got some sick-ass pornographic material or some kind of grap like that.
	Hold on, let me just skim through this.
	All right.
	Let me just skim through this because, oh, no, it's making fun of me.
	That's what it's doing.
	It's making fun of me.
	All right.
	All right.
	And now it's making fun of me for Christ's sake.
	All right.
	Ah, Jesus.
	Oh, for Christ's sake.
	All right.
	Oh, good God.
	All right.
	Let's go ahead and play it.
	Old J-Man Capital.
	It's J-Man Caplic Production.
	Yay!
	What is this?
	Don't you dare scam me, you cornboy.
	Stop donating.
	I'm telling you, idiots, right now, to stop donating the $12.
	I'm telling you.
	I'm telling you right now.
	What is this?
	Come on over here.
	Take Yunderwares off.
	There is a vacuumless vapory.
	Every little bit of it is going to do this.
	Every little Jew.
	Every person, every desert.
	Do not like green eggs and what the fuck is are you kidding me?
	You're a Nazi.
	Are you kidding me?
	Well, slag a slieging slogan.
	Volkswagen!
	You son of a bitch!
	How dare you!
	Boybe, shut it down!
	How dare you, sons of bitches!
	How goddamn dare you!
	You're just in time to chitter my apple.
	Hello!
	Oh my god.
	Oh, Jesus Christ.
	Oh, my God, you sick son of a bitch.
	We don't want to eat that anyway.
	Ghost eggs and wolf.
Nagger Threats And Bing Jacklers 00:14:50
	We are the FBI and we have no idea what you're doing.
	All right, get this crap out of you.
	Make sure to go.
	Shut your fucking tribe and get the whole cap out of here.
	Get this crap out of here.
	Wait a minute.
	What the hell is it?
	Can you all just shut up?
	Stop laughing, asshole.
	What is this?
	Let me replay the FBI.
	Somebody, is this the FBI?
	Is this a legit FBI?
	Sir, we are the FBI and we have noticed that you bank statement has a withdrawal of two grand and some motel bookings.
	Oh, go shut up.
	And there is a missing report of a hooker.
	Sir, we kindly ask you to come down to the banks of the city.
	Shut it up and goddamn.
	Tell us where you buried the hooker.
	Yeah, right.
	What do you want, Macho Taco?
	Don't be mean to me, magician.
	Also, who would win in a fight between Gig Allen or the engineer?
	Oh, Jesus Christ.
	Don't bring the engineer into this, all right?
	Don't bring the engineer into this, for Christ's sake.
	Leave the engineer alone.
	You people have done enough.
	You've done enough damage.
	You've done enough damage to the engineer that you people, you should all be ashamed of yourselves, all right?
	You should all be goddamn shamed of yourselves.
	Now, look, I'm playing this last one here, all right?
	I'm playing this last one, and that's it.
	No more 12 buckers, all right?
	No more 12 buckers.
	This is by Tabs.
	Whoever the hell that is, what is this, Tabs?
	Hold on, what is this?
	Hold on, what is this?
	I gotta skim through it before it's like a corn cob in somebody's ass or something.
	Never give up.
	Never surrender.
	Down with Tyrant Britannia and SJW Scotland.
	Long live the Raven Tribe.
	Another goddamn 12 bucker for Christ's sake.
	We've noticed you've created a cheap reactions channel and we'll be taxing.
	Well, you know what?
	The FBI wouldn't have any authority over that, you stupid idiot.
	It would be the IRS, all right?
	And by the way, you know, I pay my taxes.
	It's all there is to it, all right?
	All right, just because you people don't know understand the corporate game, that's not my problem.
	That's your problem.
	I've been trying to explain to you the corporate game.
	You idiots don't even want to freaking.
	What is this?
	My car needs to start up.
	I just fixed it.
	What the hell does that mean?
	What the hell does that mean for Christ?
	Put the PC shot under these sons of bitches for Christ's sake.
	What is this?
	Your feet smell rancid, and may I take another whiff, my dear friend?
	Alright, alright, alright, alright, man!
	Where do you all find this crap, man?
	I mean, is this what you guys do when you're like, you know, just surfing the internet?
	And Jim Dickey, what is this?
	Remember when I double-dipped that tortilla chip at the restaurant with your wife?
	You were a bitch then and you're a bitch now?
	Oh, you son of a bitch.
	You son of a goddamn bitch, man.
	All right.
	I'll stop.
	Jesus Christ, Jackler, not again.
	It's a rare moment.
	This guy is such a joke.
	You should totally take the time to laugh at him.
	He's so bad at the bottom of the street.
	Can you all stop donating?
	I'm telling you all, especially you, Jackler.
	Stop!
	Stop donating, man!
	I want to get to my show!
	It's my show!
	It's the ghost show!
	I want to get to my show, you son of a bitch, alright?
	I wanna get- I'M DONATING THE 12 BUCKS!
	No!
	No!
	New it!
	Function strategy!
	Do it!
	New!
	New!
	Son of a bitch!
	Stop donating, man!
	Just stop it!
	And stop it now, man!
	And what is this?
	Look at this.
	Hold on.
	Are you trying to scam me, Ghostler?
	I did not give you 12 bucks to be.
	Hold on.
	You're not.
	You didn't give me 12 bucks, Black Hat.
	Oh, yeah, you did.
	All right.
	Well, go get to Black Hats.
	Jesus Christ, agreed with Jackler.
	All this trolling was supposed to create lols, but some people are getting upset.
	It's nothing but fake reactions radio.
	Yeah, go shove it up your ass, all right, Dark Me Magician Girl.
	All right, learn how to get acquainted with kitchen appliances, and then maybe you'll impress me, all right?
	All right, this is black hat.
	What is this?
	Black hat.
	Oh, no.
	Here, here's black hat for Christ's sake.
	Look at this crap.
	Like me from previous months, okay?
	Total control.
	Bing, bing, bong, bong, bing, bing, bing.
	You know what that is?
	Jesus Christ, man.
	Stop making fun of my president.
	Stop making fun of my president, you scumbags.
	When do we meet our next kiddom man?
	This is not funny, man.
	This is not fucking funny.
	This guy was sweating so bad.
	Hi, this is Ted Cruz.
	I was calling on Courage to come out and beat him like a president.
	Jesus Christ.
	All right, take this off.
	Take this goddamn.
	I got real funny black hat.
	All right, trying to make my president look like some kind of a fruit.
	Real funny, man.
	And that's got 4 million views.
	How the hell does that have 4 million views?
	Can you explain that to me?
	Huh?
	Can you explain that one to me for Christ's sake?
	God damn it!
	Oh my god.
	Oh my god.
	Unban me, you filthy hambo.
	I'm not unbanning anybody.
	Oh, 180's uncomfortable.
	Oh, now you're now your threat.
	Is that a threat?
	Is that a goddamn threat, you son of a bitch?
	Is that a goddamn threat?
	Is that a threat?
	Here's a classic Pantera song for you.
	Cheers to the IC and cheers to you and the engineer.
	Hey, man, thank you very much, man.
	I appreciate it, man.
	It never ends, man.
	And listen, I'm not joking.
	Stop donating the $12, okay?
	Stop.
	Stop donating it.
	All right.
	I don't want to do this anymore, man.
	Stop it.
	What the fuck is this?
	What is this?
	This is from Anonymous.
	All right?
	This is from Anonymous, for Christ's sake.
	Oh, my God.
	What is this?
	Put the PC shot on her.
	is this We get it all right.
	We get up real funny.
	All right.
	Shut it off.
	All right.
	Shut it off.
	You real funny anonymous.
	Real goddamn funny anonymous.
	You guys think you're so fucking cute, don't you?
	You all think you're so cute.
	And who do we have here?
	We got Jackler here.
	We've got another Jackler.
	We've got another Jackler, man.
	Ah, Jesus Christ.
	Amy Daly.
	Amy Daly.
	Man, I'm going to end this show, man.
	I'm going to end this fucking show.
	Christ!
	A tar that's crap!
	This is another Jackler.
	What is this?
	What is this, Jackler?
	This is another Jackler.
	Man, stop.
	What is this, Jackler?
	Stop!
	This is a link to my own show.
	What is this, Jackler?
	Stop!
	This is the link to my own window!
	What is this, Jackler?
	Stop!
	This is a link to my own window!
	It's starting to become a plus.
	Let's go get this crap out of here, for Christ's sake.
	I'd buy that for a dollar.
	Mr. Jugsy, still, I thought I'd put 12 bucks into late tech two steps from hell.
	What the hell was that?
	Take two steps from hell.
	Where the hell are you?
	I don't see you anywhere.
	Take two steps from hell.
	What the hell are you talking about?
	I don't see any take two steps from hell out here.
	Where the hell are you?
	You're a goddamn liar, is what you are.
	You're a goddamn liar.
	All right, and here's Tabs.
	Ghostler the boomer crying for four hours until he falls out of his wheelchair like a fat hamburger.
	Go shove it up your ass, Tabs, all right?
	Oh, Jesus, man.
	Stop fucking donating the $12.
	Stop donating it!
	Stop it!
	And stop it now, goddammit!
	Stop it now, goddammit!
	Jesus Christ.
	And we got somebody called Corny the Clown.
	What the hell is this, Corny the Clown?
	What is this?
	What is this, Corny the Clown?
	Go ahead and put a PC shot on her.
	What is this crap?
	Oh, no.
	Oh, no.
	Behold.
	Oh, no.
	Oh, Corny.
	Oh, okay.
	You know, this is pretty nice.
	Yeah, I am kind of hungry.
	Good.
	Oh, my God.
	All right.
	Shut this crap off.
	Shut this disgusting.
	I mean, this is the kind of perversion.
	This is the kind of perversion that you have on the internet for Christ's sake, man.
	This is the kind of perversion.
	I'd buy that for a dollar.
	The fake jackler.
	Look, shut up.
	Stop donating the $12 fucking dollars, man.
	All right?
	The fake Jackler, for Christ's sake.
	Mr. Jugsy, the song was Take Two Steps From Hell.
	What the fuck are you talking about, man?
	corny the clown just did that one man i man this this is just this is just this just pisses me off You see, man, this is supposed to be a Baller Friday here.
	And this is what you sons of bitches are doing, man.
	This is what you bitches are doing on a damn Baller Friday, for Christ's sake.
	What the hell is this?
	What the hell is this, for Christ's sake?
	Hold on.
	Who the hell is Terry Davis?
	Terry Davis donated this for Christ.
	Hold on.
	Put the PC shot on.
	What the hell is Terry David?
	What is this?
	What is this?
	Trump niggers?
	What?
	Okay, bye.
	What?
	What?
	Oh, I don't know.
	I'll talk about that in a second.
	Just a sec.
	Bye.
	Will Trump get rid of the CIA niggers?
	No, I don't think he's going to.
	Oh, Jesus.
	Get this idiot out.
	Get him out of here.
	It's always racism or perversion with you people.
	You know that?
	It's always racism or perversion.
	Jesus Christ.
	And hey, asshole, Tim McCurve, stop, you moron.
	Stop donating $12.
	and that goes for the rest of you, man.
	Stop doing...
	Oh, fucking shit, man.
	Boomer sooner.
	I'm getting sick and tired of this crap, man.
	I'm not even joking around, man.
	This is supposed to be a goddamn Baller Friday, man.
	All right?
	This is supposed to be a goddamn Baller Friday, all right?
	Span corn to ban Captain Dead.
	Look, shut up, all right?
	Shut your mouth, all right?
	Nagger Nagger Ghost is a nagger-nagger ghostler as a nagger and a shekel goblin.
	Shut up, asshole, all right?
	I'm not a goddamn shekel goblin.
	I'm gonna end this show, man.
	I'm not even joking.
	You think I'm fucking lying.
	You think that this is so cute.
	I'm gonna end the damn show, and you sons of bitches, you ain't gonna be able to do nothing but play with your own pecker shaft tonight.
	That's all you assholes are gonna do, man.
	That's all you assholes are gonna do, for Christ's sake.
	What the hell is this?
	Hold on.
	What is this?
	For Christ's sake, man.
	What the hell did you just request?
	Jesus.
	Man, look, I'm not gonna play any more of these.
	You're gonna lose your $12 fucking dollars, all right?
	You're gonna lose your $12.
	Hey, but Jenda Sawyer, 333.
	I'm not gonna play nothing for a three-bucker.
	I'm not playing nothing for a three-bucker, for Christ's sake.
	Freaking bastard.
	What is this?
	Put the PC shot on.
	What is this, Tim McCrabb?
	What is this crap?
	Art's stopping you.
	Leave Huckler.
	Fuck the case, nigga.
	Stop fucking my watching.
	What the hell am I watching you?
	Nigga talking shit, but that nigga likes doing all these bitches.
	I'ma take you over with a fucking nigga.
	Somebody, you know, I didn't know O'Flamo was rapping.
	What?
	Another.
	God damn it.
	Can you stop?
	Can you all just stop, please, for Christ's sake?
	Jesus Christ, man.
	I don't want to do this, man.
	I really don't want to do this show, man.
	I really don't.
	I really don't want to do this show.
	I don't want to do this show today, man.
	I don't want to do this show today.
	Jesus Christ.
	This one's from Cuckler.
	This one's from Cuckler, for Christ's sake.
	And I'm not too sure if it's the real Cuckler.
Embarrassed Yang Gang Boomer Song 00:11:43
	Now, wait a minute.
	Look at this.
	What is this?
	Is this musical blasphemy out of here?
	I don't want to hear this crap for Christ's sake.
	Oh, my God.
	Man, stop, goddammit.
	Stop donating.
	Whenever Ghost threatens to end the show, drink a shot.
	What the hell are you talking about?
	You're trying to make the fucking drinking game out of my show, asshole?
	Happy Baller Friday Ghost.
	Thanks, Odd Eyes, Dark Eyes, and Merc for the support.
	Still healing.
	My cunt landlady threw me out after she found out about the involuntary hold.
	Lucky I moved back in my old place.
	Shout out Cuckler, BN King, and Chatroom.
	Man, is that for real there, Brooke?
	Everybody was worried about you, Brooke.
	All right, I'm serious.
	You could see the comments.
	People were worried.
	But it's good to know.
	Here, this one's by Amy Daly.
	I'm almost afraid to look at it for Christ's sake.
	What the hell is the no You're just gonna fucking rub it in aren't you you stupid trolls?
	You're just gonna rub it in for Christ's sake, huh?
	You're just gonna you're just gonna keep picking and rubbing it in for Christ's sake.
	Look at this garbage.
	Take a look.
	Amy Daly donated this.
	Look at this crap.
	Hey, it's Tony with the latest rock news.
	Remember when Pantera were featured on an episode of SpongeBob?
	No, I don't!
	It's true.
	No!
	Kings lent an amended instrumental version of their song, Death Rattle, for the 11-minute 2001 short title.
	Pantera wouldn't do that!
	Remember it?
	The episode aired May 5th, 2001, just a few months before Pantera's final show, and could have exposed Cameron.
	God, no, man, no!
	In the episode, fucking no!
	No!
	God damn it!
	It's been released on vinyl.
	Shut this crap up.
	I don't care!
	Shut this stupid shit up!
	I don't want to hear it!
	I don't want to hear it, man!
	I don't want to hear its crap!
	I don't want to hear it, okay?
	I don't care!
	And you all in the chat room, you cartoon fetish punks!
	You shut the hell up!
	Oh, I don't.
	I don't want to remember this side of this stuff.
	Oh, fuck you!
	Get well by the way, Brooke.
	Dark meme, fucking dark meme magician, girl, for Christ's sake, somebody needs to get their pimp hand strong on your goddamn ass.
	That's all I gotta say for Christ's sake, man.
	I don't want to hear about Pantera contributing to any cartoons.
	Do you understand me, trolls?
	I don't want to hear it.
	I don't want to hear it, dude.
	I don't want to fucking hear it.
	I'm tired.
	I'm tired of you.
	I'm tired of all of you.
	Jesus Christ, man.
	I mean, can you all stop, man?
	Stop donating the fucking $12, man.
	Stop it.
	Stop it!
	And stop it now!
	I'm tired of playing these fucking pieces of crap.
	And who the hell donated this great song?
	Great song?
	What the hell is this?
	What is this?
	All right, here you go, Gretty Jew.
	12 bucks.
	Oh, Jesus Christ.
	Oh, shut up, Jenda Sawyer.
	All of y'all.
	Man, you're making me belch.
	I'm not even drinking.
	You're making me belch, and I'm not even drinking.
	Oh, my God.
	Who the hell put this?
	This is a great song.
	Go ahead and put it on.
	This is supposed to be a great song.
	Somebody.
	What is this?
	Rate, Rape.
	What?
	Ray, Rape.
	What?
	Ray, Ray.
	Are you joking?
	Ray, right?
	You're making a goddamn rap song out of rape.
	Make a fucking dick the first date.
	You scared the rape of bitch?
	I can't relate.
	Oh, my God.
	She let me in the house.
	Nobody's safe.
	Oh.
	Now, pass the plate.
	Rape, rape.
	All right, get this crap out of here.
	Shut this goddamn rape song for Christ.
	Shut it up, man.
	You guys are fucking sick, dude.
	I'm not even, you people are sick.
	All right, you people are disgusting.
	I can't believe that you people even listen to my broadcast.
	I'm embarrassed that you people are actually listeners of my show.
	Do you understand that?
	I'm embarrassed.
	I'm goddamn embarrassed for you freaking people, man.
	I'm embarrassed.
	I'm embarrassed.
	And who the hell is this?
	Only good boomers?
	Only the good boomers.
	What the hell is this?
	Oh, you son of a bitch.
	You son of a bitch.
	Stick this Oklahoma.
	God.
	Shut it.
	Shut it off.
	Shut it the hell off.
	For Christ's sake, shut it off.
	You son of a bitch.
	Stop donating the $12!
	Stop!
	Stop it now!
	All of you!
	And all you OU Sooner fans, stick these longhorns right up your Oklahoman asses!
	Unban the Europeless cosmopolitan neocon boomer.
	I did nothing.
	Son of a bitch.
	I'm not unbanning nobody.
	I'm not unbanning nobody.
	Nobody tells me to do what to do.
	Nobody tells me what to do.
	Nobody.
	Especially a freaking internet fucking troll for Christ's sake.
	You son of a bitch.
	Who the hell is this?
	Who the hell is this?
	Black hat?
	What do you want?
	No, you'll take it and you'll like it.
	Go shove it up, your ass black hat.
	You're lucky you're not in front of me, baby.
	I beat your black ass so freaking hard, you turn white.
	Jesus Christ, what is this?
	Down forward punch.
	Donated this one.
	Down forward punch.
	Hold on, what the hell is this before I play?
	What is this?
	Wait, wait, hold on.
	Another more racism?
	More goddamn racism downward?
	Jesus.
	Go ahead and play a little bit of it.
	What is this?
	Ghost, why are your fans so broke while the trolls have money just to fuck with you?
	I think your market advice must be utter shit.
	All of your IC bucks are so bad.
	Shut up.
	You hear me?
	Everybody want a piss of my chicken.
	Man, this is disgusting.
	How dare you?
	I mean, this is horrible.
	Ah, this is racist, man.
	This is goddamn race.
	Ah, Jesus.
	All right, shut this shit off.
	All right, get this damn racism off for Christ's sake, man.
	You guys are a bunch of goddamn racists, man.
	And by the way, whoever the hell donated Templeton's ass liquor, you don't know your ass from your elbow, you son of a bitch.
	All right?
	What are you talking about?
	The inner circle's always donating, man.
	M. Cook, I mean, he donated like $300,000, $400 one episode.
	All right?
	You got TN Apostle.
	I mean, this guy's done.
	He's making it rain on you sons of bitches.
	Huh?
	I mean, you got Cuckler III out here making it rain on you, sons of bitches.
	So I don't know what the hell you're talking about there.
	All right.
	So sit there and shut your mouth about shit you don't know.
	Sarsaka trash.
	Ah, Jesus Christ.
	What is this?
	Just disabled donos for a bit.
	You understand?
	That's what creates the interactivity of the show.
	That's what created.
	Oh, Jesus, Jackler.
	Jackler, can you piss off, dude?
	Seriously, can you just piss off?
	I'm not even joking.
	Can you fucking piss off?
	Jesus Christ.
	Oh, no.
	Oh, what is this?
	Jenda Sawyer?
	Are you kidding me?
	Is this a joke?
	Put this.
	Put the PC shot on.
	What the hell is this, Jenda Sawyer?
	I missed you.
	Wow.
	You really are racist.
	I'm not even black, you corn-loving hambone.
	Ghostler are you talking about hold on Blackout.
	Black Hat, can you shut up?
	Ghost, you're famous.
	Oh, Jesus.
	Can you all shut up?
	Can you put this crap back on?
	This is Jenda Sawyer.
	What the fuck is this?
	Say about big feet, right?
	Yeah.
	Oh, man.
	I want to be your boyfriend.
	You see, this is internet people, dude.
	This is internet people right here.
	Do I look pretty for you?
	This person should be picked up by another institution.
	What do you want to do?
	This, oh, Jesus Christ.
	Get this cringe out of here.
	Why the hell do you even know this, Jenda Sawyer?
	I'm not even joking around.
	Why do you even know this?
	I mean, is this what you like fan your balls to while you're watching?
	Jesus Christ.
	Oh, my God.
	And this is Howdy.
	Howdy donated this one.
	Hold on.
	I got to check it out first, for Christ's sake.
	What is this, Howdy?
	What the hell is this?
	Oh, no.
	The Yang Gang anthem?
	The Yang Gang?
	Is that Cucked Alaska?
	Oh, my God.
	Cucked Alaska?
	Oh, man.
	You know what?
	You're a piece of trash.
	I hate this dude.
	This guy is a piece of freakin' garbage.
	And she's cuckin' with black gangs.
	She's cocking with the black end.
	She's cocking with a black hand because you ain't got a big enough wedding.
	Yang gang, yang gang.
	Thousand dollars out of the door stand.
	Cash.
	Does she want to see me cash out?
	Get this stupid cucked Alaska out of my face, all right?
	Get this cucked Alaska out of my face.
	This is the same guy that has no problem with his girlfriend getting blacked on the side.
	You know, and you know, he goes and talks to her father.
	Hey, dad, why is she doing this?
	She's off for medications.
	She's off for medication.
	Nico Angel.
	Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
	And by the way, you idiots that are all with this Yang Gang garbage.
Andrew Yang Loser Debt Scam 00:15:23
	I mean, don't you understand?
	Let's just say for the sake of argument that you sons of bitches elect this idiot and he gives you $1,000 a month.
	Don't you understand that $1,000 a month pretty much nullifies and debases money in general?
	And that $1,000 was going to be the new poverty line, you fucking morons.
	Don't you understand that?
	When everybody gets $1,000 a month, okay?
	When everybody gets a thousand, that means that that is the new poverty line.
	And this is why people in the international community do not like America.
	Because America, while they're sitting here trying to elect people that are going to give them something, you've got people in the international community that are looking at American so-called poor and are calling these people a piece of trash.
	You know that 80% of the world, 80% of the world lives on one U.S. dollar equivalent a day.
	One U.S. equivalent dollar a day, while you stupid losers in America are begging for $1,000 a month.
	That should say, that says it all.
	That says it all right there.
	Bring back the mullet.
	Yeah, shove it up, your ass.
	I mean, do you understand what I'm saying?
	I mean, $1K a month will be the new impoverished standard.
	And by the way, don't you understand that we don't have the money to fulfill $1,000 a month for everybody who happens to be born in America.
	We don't have the money for that, dude.
	Do you understand that we're $22 trillion in debt?
	Do you understand how money works?
	You have to understand, every goddamn quarter, the United States Treasury has to put out what they call a bond auction.
	And what is a bond auction?
	Shut the fuck up.
	I'm talking.
	Shut up.
	And what is a bond auction?
	That means that the U.S. Treasury puts out United States bonds so that the international investors can invest, which is typically China, Saudi Arabia, Europe, UK, these people.
	They purchase our bonds, which is our debt.
	Okay.
	And you see, recently, because we haven't been able to come up with a fucking annual budget, the bond yields have gone higher.
	All right.
	Can you shut the fucking up?
	Unfortunately.
	Shut the fuck up.
	Shut the fuck up.
	Now, do you understand that nobody is going to buy our bonds if we are going to continue to mount our debt?
	That's why the bond yields have gotten higher.
	And when the bond yields are higher, that means nobody wants to buy our debt.
	So how is Andrew Yang, who, let's be honest, everybody that's running on the Democratic left side, shut the fuck up!
	Shut the fuck up!
	Everybody on the goddamn left is taking you idiots to the cleaners.
	All right.
	Take a look at how much money Bernie Sanders has made off of you stupid, dumb college kids that are taking your money from your college debt account and putting it in his bank account, huh?
	Take a look at how much money Andrew Yang is raising.
	Do you understand?
	Yang doesn't have a chance in hell to win the presidency.
	He knows it, and anybody who understands politics knows it.
	But you want to know why Andrew Yang is running?
	Because all the money that he's collecting from you stupid morons, all the millions of dollars that he's collecting, he's going to be able, once he's no longer running for president and he loses, he's going to be able to just take all that money in his campaign contribution account and put it right in his pocket, tax free.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, that's what happens when you're a politician and you retire from politics.
	You get to put all the money that's left over in your campaign contribution account and you get to put it in your own personal wallet tax free.
	All right?
	And you morons on the left, you all think, hey, I'm going to vote for Bernie.
	He's going to give me a free college.
	You're going to give me free wealth.
	Yay!
	Yay!
	I mean, do you understand that, you stupid morons?
	Andrew Yang will never win anything.
	All right?
	Who cares, dance monkey?
	Go shove it up your ass.
	Do you understand?
	Andrew Yang will never win.
	He knows it, but he knows that the biggest money-making scheme in politics today is pretending that you're a socialist, pretending that you're going to give losers free crap.
	All right?
	The Ching Chong Chang Gang.
	Yeah, real funny.
	I'm not kidding around.
	You people don't understand.
	You're getting had.
	You're getting good wins.
	This song is amazing.
	You know what?
	You go shove it up your ass and you wait.
	All right?
	You wait.
	I'd buy that.
	Son of a bitch.
	Shut the fuck up and take your $12 for videos you scuffed Alex.
	Yeah, I got your fucking scuffed Alex Jones there, John Doe.
	Yeah, you better call yourself John Doe.
	All right, because you're probably scared crapless to expose who you really are because I'll give you a smack.
	No!
	We won't shut the fuck up, scuffler.
	You are the one who needs to shut the fuck up, you bald nigger.
	You dumb son of a bitch.
	I'm not even.
	I don't even know why I come and do this broadcast.
	You know what?
	I'm not going to do a damn Saturday Night Troll show.
	All right?
	You all just ruined it.
	You all just ruined no Saturday Night Troll Show tomorrow because you all are a bunch of pieces of shit.
	All right?
	You're all a bunch of pieces of crap.
	That's the way it is.
	Unban me.
	I'm not unbanning anybody.
	Israel killed 30 people.
	U.S. sailors on board the U.S.S. Liberty.
	They did this to false flag America so we would go to war with Egypt for Israel.
	It was an accident.
	All right.
	Shove it up your ass.
	All right.
	Shove it up your ass.
	It was an accident.
	Shut up.
	Shut the hell up.
	Suck on my yang.
	Yeah.
	You know what?
	Y'all can continue to think that, yeah, yang yang.
	Yeah, give me that.
	I need my thousand dollars a month.
	It's never going to happen.
	Hash, hash.
	It's never going to happen, you idiot.
	Hash, hash, hash.
	Shut up, Spermy.
	Hash.
	All right, shut up.
	Get Spermi's ass out of here for Christ's sake.
	So this one time when I visited my grandfather's house, or was it my grandmother's house?
	Anyway, I was over at their house and they gave me a puzzle.
	Shit, man.
	And I asked them why.
	I'm just losers, man.
	You internet losers.
	But yeah.
	You internet losers make me fucking sick.
	You know what?
	Hit the dislike button all you want.
	Do you think I give a crap?
	Huh?
	You think I give a crap?
	I mean, I don't even really want to do this show anymore because I'm nothing but a fucking cyber punching bag for you fucking people.
	All right?
	So I don't care.
	Thumbs down and all you want to.
	You're all a bunch of losers.
	You make me sick.
	All right?
	You make me fucking sick.
	You make me sick.
	You know what?
	I'm not.
	You know what?
	You all wait for your goddamn videos to be played.
	All right, you sack of trash.
	All right, you all just wait.
	You know what I'm going to do?
	You know what I'm going to do right now?
	I'm doing me.
	All right, assholes.
	I'm doing me.
	I'm not going to sit here and do what the hell you people want me to do.
	I'm doing me right now, you son of a bitch.
	So go shove it up your ass.
	You think I care if you all dislike my videos?
	I don't really care what the hell you people do.
	I don't care anymore, all right?
	You people make me sick.
	All right?
	I used to be somebody, man.
	I used to be listened to by hundreds of thousands of people that used to listen to me to my fucking financial insight for the political and social commentary.
	And you know what?
	I'm not doing this.
	Give me a goddamn beer for Christ's sake.
	You know what?
	I need some more beer, man.
	I'm fucking doing me.
	That's what I'm doing.
	All right?
	I'm doing me.
	All right?
	I'm not going to sit over here and be a goddamn cyber punching bag for you stupid pieces of crap that are trying to harsh my mellow on a bowler Friday.
	All of you shut the fuck up and let him do the show.
	Thank you.
	Get the fuck out of here, you dumb shit trolls.
	You're a piss stain compared to the trolls of 2011.
	Oh, oh, oh, oh, shut up, Jackler.
	Shut up.
	Stop trying to take my job, Jacklin.
	Ethereum is at 94%.
	Stop trying to do my job.
	Coincash is at 2.74%.
	Litecoin is at 2.62%.
	You goddamn.
	I'm not even joking.
	You goddamn son of a shit.
	Nem is at 0.31%.
	Monero is at 0.61%.
	Iota is at 0.5%.
	I'm not even joking.
	And Neo is at 10%.
	I'm so tired of you.
	I'm tired of you, alright?
	I'm tired of you.
	I'm so tired of you, man.
	I'm so goddamn tired of you people.
	And it wasn't the text-to-speech lady assholes.
	It was Jack himself off Jackler.
	Give me my goddamn drink for heaven's sake.
	All right, I'm drinking beer.
	All right, that's what I'm doing.
	I'm drinking.
	Well, what is this?
	Let's get to 123 dislikes, guys.
	Type cap to ban Captain Dessi.
	Oh, you want to know something?
	I'm going to show you what you mean magicians do.
	I'm going to show you what you mean magicians have done.
	Dislikes.
	Yeah, ghost is granny.
	Go shove it up your ass.
	Don't talk about my granny, you son of a bitch.
	My granny was a pious woman.
	You bringing up stuff about Andrew Young reminds me.
	I learned that Bernie Sanders had his honeymoon in the Soviet Union and he's praised it heavily.
	Well, of course.
	Why do leftists praise him so much if he supports and praises a rich man?
	People are idiots, Ard Hammond.
	People are morons.
	All right?
	And they're getting dumber by the dollar.
	$12 concept should be scrapped and left for the troll show, if anything.
	I know you said you're a bad person.
	I'm not even advertising it, dude.
	They're just giving me $12 on a fucking goddamn YouTube video.
	And they're obligating me to do this crap.
	Ghost granny equals ghost cockholster.
	You fucking asshole.
	Look, I want to show you all something, all right?
	I want to show you all something real quick, all right?
	Engineer, API.
	Shut up and leave the engineer alone.
	I want to show you, idiots, something, all right?
	What did I tell you people about meme magic?
	And what have I told you all about what your power, your meme sorcery can do?
	Now, all you sons of bitches, you see how you're typing cap to ban Captain Dessey?
	Type cap to ban Captain Desi.
	Type cap.
	You know what you just did?
	You know what you.
	Shut the fuck up.
	Shut up.
	I almost forgot to dislike.
	Smash that thumbs down and unsubscribe.
	That's not right, Nico.
	Yeah, you're on my nuts like a freaking chongo.
	So go shove it up your ass.
	And yeah, I'm speaking a little Spanglish to you because you sound like you're a Puerto Rican.
	All right?
	So go eat some codfish or something.
	All right?
	All right, listen.
	I want to show you all something, all right?
	Y'all are all banned, cap, man.
	Cap, let me show you what Birdman, you know, the rapper Birdman?
	He released this goddamn video on April 25th, which is yesterday.
	Today is April 26th.
	Take a look at what the, just take a look at it.
	I'm only going to play a little bit of put the PC shot on.
	Look at this.
	Listen, listen, listen, listen.
	Listen, I heard him say I was broke.
	What the fuck these niggas talking about?
	These niggas know that that's chap talk.
	That's cat paul.
	What the fuck is talking about You know that myrtle sauce for the ball.
	Literally, the goddamn hook to this song.
	One Mo Gen. One Mo Gin.
	Listen to this.
	I heard him say I was broke.
	What the fuck you niggas talking about?
	These niggas know that that's cap talk.
	Hundred bands up inside a vault.
	Every time that we speak, it's that Myrtle Talk.
	For a fake all these niggas know what it's about.
	I mean, do y'all see what I'm talking about?
	Meme magic, man.
	Cap talk.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Cap talk.
	Do you hear that?
	Jesus Christ.
	And everybody's like trash music.
	I didn't say it was good music.
	You idiots, meme magicked into reality, for Christ's sake.
	All right?
	I mean, you idiots meme magic this garbage into reality, for heaven's sake, man.
	Jesus Christ.
	You know something else?
	All right.
	Shut the fuck up.
	Shut up.
	Corn was up five cents to close at $3.50.
	Oh, yeah.
	Real funny.
	Yeah.
	Real goddamn funny.
	New record highs today.
	Real funny text-to-speech digital slut bag.
	The NASDAQ gained 28 points.
	The SP 500 rose 13 points.
	Oh, my God.
	And let me tell you something else, okay?
	Simulator Player 23 brought this up, and he's bringing it up in the chat room.
	We had Burger Planet mentioned several times during the broadcast on Wednesday.
	Burger Planet is an in-real life streamer who lives out of his van thinking he's going to make it again.
	But he was obviously leaving the unit.
	He was leaving California and he was on his way, probably going to his parents' house because he needs to get a real job for Christ's sake.
	Anyway, he was on I-70 in Colorado.
	And actually, look, look, let me show you.
	Let me just show you.
	Let me just show you this crap.
	All right.
	Let me show you what happened.
	Let me show you what happened.
	This is Good Morning America.
	Meme magic, baby.
	Look at this.
	All right.
	Go ahead.
	Look at this.
	Look at this.
	Meme magic.
	All right.
	Look at this.
	Deadly pileup in Denver turning an interstate into an inferno.
	A semi-blasting power.
	Look at this meme magic.
	We were just talking about Burger Planet on Wednesday.
	Look at what happened.
	This is on Good Morning America.
	Good morning, Cecilia.
	You can see behind me here, there is no traffic on this major interstate this morning.
	I-70 is completely shut down except for emergency vehicles.
	And authorities say overnight that multiple people were killed in this crisis.
	I hear there's like four or five people killed.
	There is a complete video.
	Exploding rush hour interstate inferno.
	Watch what happens.
	This is meme magic.
	Look at the Thursday evening coming.
	Look at this.
	After police say an out-of-control tractor trailer slams.
Dot Backslash Traffic Nightmare 00:15:48
	Look at Burger Planet.
	Actually catches it.
	Jam.
	Look at this.
	We can see a car outline of a car right there.
	That's speeding semi-captured on Joshua.
	I love these jungle sounds when I'm slashing Tamale Mega.
	Hey, shut up, I'm just speeding semi-who the hell just donated?
	Who the hell just donated for Christ's sake?
	Jim Bowie?
	Turn back on Birdman.
	I love me.
	Shut up, fucking idiot.
	All right, I'm talking here, all right?
	I'm talking here.
	All right, look at the reaction of Burger Planet.
	My captured on Josh McCutcheon's live stream camera.
	Oh, Bosch.
	I've never seen that.
	And look, there he is.
	He's being interviewed.
	I mean, hopefully he'll take this money and do something with himself.
	The chain reaction.
	Let's go back.
	I want to see the reaction here.
	Let's see that Burger Planet reaction.
	Captured on Josh McCutcheon's live stream camera.
	I've never seen that many cars.
	Hold on, one more game.
	One more game.
	On Josh McCutcheon's live stream camera.
	All right, look.
	Anyway, look, that's what your meme sorcery, your meme magic has done for Christ's sake, all right?
	And let me tell you, I mean, I'm not making fun of Burger Planet.
	I mean, that was a pretty close call by that damn 18-wheeler.
	He caught it like riding in the damn emergency lane, and lo and behold, it crashed into like 28 cars for Christ's sake or some kind of garbage.
	So, you know, I hope that Burger Planet takes this newfound fame because you know he's getting paid by all these news organizations to use his video clips, all right?
	So I hope that Burger Planet goes back to wherever he came from, gets himself a real job.
	It ain't never going to happen, Josh.
	All right, dude.
	All right.
	I mean, seriously, man, I mean, you're a Bernie bro that's trying to be a capitalist in the entertainment realm.
	It doesn't work.
	It doesn't work, Burger Planet.
	You need to get yourself a real job.
	You know what leftist used to be about?
	They used to be about work.
	That boy Burger Planet is shocked to even see as many cars.
	That's true shock right there.
	Are you kidding me, Burger Planet?
	All right.
	Burger Planet is living out of his van.
	He was worried that his house was going to get wrecked.
	He's been living out of his van.
	All right.
	Now, I watch Burger Planet streams, but, you know, I want to be honest with you, Burger Planet, he is probably one of the most disgusting human beings on the planet.
	I mean, the guy is such a virtue signaler and claims to be a Bernie bro.
	And yet, whenever he gets a little bit of content juice, whenever he sips on the sauce, all of a sudden he starts getting racist, sexist.
	He starts getting belligerent.
	You know, anybody that tries to befriend this guy, he finds a way to piss them off because he's just a self-absorbed, you know, delusional moron.
	You know?
	Backslash dot slash dot backslash dot slash dot backslash dot slash dot backslash dot slash dot, backslash.
	Shut your goddamn mouth dot backslash dot slash, dot.
	Go shove up your ass.
	And, by the way, somebody says it sounds like you ghost.
	Wait a minute.
	I don't have any friends, dude.
	I don't need friends, all right, everybody that I know is an acquaintance.
	The only friends I got is the inner circle.
	Those are my friends.
	Those are my family.
	All right, all right, everybody else man, you go piss off.
	All right, I'm not even joking around, and you know what.
	And, by the way, I also want to tell you, shut the fuck up.
	Gold is up by 0.68% now at $1,288.40.
	Silver is up by 1.07, now at $15.12.
	All right, stop donating.
	All right, we got it shut up for Lady jack himself off, $257, now at $1,457, now at $2.89.
	You, son of a bitch, all right, you're a son of a bitch Jack, all right, god damn it.
	Racist and sexist.
	Like you, I'm not a racist, I'm not a sexist, I'm a melting pot of friendship.
	For Christ's sake, all right, bring back the gold STD.
	What the fuck does that mean?
	The gold STD?
	What the hell is that?
	Is that the black Sif?
	What is that crotch rot.
	What the hell are you talking about anyway?
	Look, I'm doing me right now all right.
	You all can go shove it up your ass.
	I'm doing me, all right.
	I'm drinking right now.
	As a matter of fact, I want to say cheers right now uh, to Cuckler.
	I want to say cheers to everybody who's down with the inner circle.
	I want to say cheers to the capitalists that are out there celebrating baller friday, and if you don't know what baller friday is, it's that.
	God damn it.
	Shut up.
	One, Bruce Banner becomes Professor Hulk two.
	I don't give a shit.
	Spider-Man.
	I don't give a crap about some goddamn cartoon comic book garbage.
	You think I care?
	Freaking cartoon-fetished idiots, all right?
	Anyway, let me go ahead and say cheers to everybody.
	I buy that.
	Fucking Christ.
	Backslash dot slash.
	Can you all stop donating for Christ's sake?
	Stop.
	Let me talk.
	Backslash dots.
	Let me talk.
	Backslash dot backslash dot slash dot backslash shot.
	Shut your freaking mouth, please.
	Shut up, man.
	Unban me also imagine being you.
	A fat, crippled, diabetic, stroke-bound boomer who clocks his back on the bottom.
	Just imagine.
	Yeah, imagine being a country that was also going to bomb Americans and blame Arabs.
	Go shove it up your ass, okay?
	It was an accident.
	All right, shove it up your ass.
	Listen, cheers to everybody out here.
	Let me go ahead and take a chug of some beer.
	First beer of the night.
	I should have taken beer before I even goddamn got on this broadcast, man.
	Give me my beer.
	Man, I got to get drunk, and I got to get drunk fast.
	I need a shot.
	I got a shot glass here.
	I need a fucking shot.
	You know what I mean?
	I got to get drunk and I got to get drunk fast.
	And the only reason I'm doing this is because it's the only way I can pallet you, sons of bitches, all right?
	This is the only way I can pallet you, sons of bitches.
	Give me my goddamn shot glass.
	I'd buy that for a dollar.
	You trolls need to shut the fuck up.
	I'm going to speech lady to speak at her own funeral.
	Hang in there, ghost.
	Hey.
	Type Jay and chat to ban Jackler.
	Yeah, you know what?
	Tap down.
	You're damn right.
	Thank you very much, Derby.
	Did you fart?
	I didn't fart.
	What the hell are you talking about?
	When the hell did I fart?
	And whenever I do fart, I make sure that you people hear it and take a whiff of it because I'm sick of you pieces of trash.
	All right?
	Here, let me go ahead.
	Here, here.
	You want to hear a fart here?
	Hold on a second.
	Hold on.
	Y'all want to hear a fart here.
	All right, you all go take a whiff of that.
	All right, here, take a whiff of this too.
	All right, take a whiff of that, too.
	Nasty chicken grease, corn oil, and cream beef, bitch.
	Jesus Christ.
	All right, everybody, I'm going to tell you right now.
	It smells good.
	Who the hell are you?
	You goddamn people are sick, dude.
	Backslash dot slash dot backslash dot slash dot backslash dot slash dot backslash dot slash dot backslash, dot slash.
	Clamp up your asshole.
	Backslash dot slash dot backslash, dot slash.
	Stupid idiot.
	Out of here, for here's Ard Hammond.
	Of course Israel says it was an accident.
	Of course Israel will blame the Arabs.
	They need that money, though.
	What are you talking about, dude?
	What are you talking about, Art Hammond?
	What are you talking about?
	All right anyway, I'm gonna take a shot here, because I need to get drunk and I need to get sloppy drunk fast.
	You under a dollar, only three people, type J.
	I saw a hell of a lot more people than that.
	You, son of a bitch.
	All right, I saw a hell of a lot more people than that.
	Type J. Bring back the gold standard.
	Oh, Jesus Christ, I already gave you all a lecture about that shit, and you know what?
	Even if I gave it again, you people wouldn't care anyway.
	All right, you people wouldn't give two rats asses anyway.
	So go, shove it up your ass.
	I'm taking this shot.
	This shot right now is for the anal, the anal secretions of all the trolls to be crustated in their shit funnel to the point where it clogs their pooper cheers, baby cheers, All right.
	All right.
	Where the hell am I for Christ's sake?
	All right.
	Where am I?
	Oh, that's right.
	Ah, Jesus.
	I've got to do these damn stupid YouTube videos that have been donated for Christ's sake.
	Anyway, look, here's the Revel gang.
	All right.
	What the hell is this, the Revel gang?
	What is this crap?
	Put the PC shot.
	What is this?
	Oh, you son of a bitch!
	That's not funny!
	That's not goddamn funny, man!
	You son of a bitch!
	Get this crap and get it!
	Get it out of here!
	Get this garbage out of here for Christ's sake, man!
	Trying to rub it in my face for Christ's sake, man!
	Stick these goddamn Texas Longhorns right up your goddamn coop poop chute.
	All right, Jesus Christ man, you all shut up.
	All right, all of you people, just shut your stupid fucking salmon smelling holes.
	I buy that for a dollar, nigger.
	Oh Jesus, I mean, I don't condone that racism, folks.
	All right, I don't condone that racism.
	I don't know why they do it.
	A bunch of racist internet people that we have out here.
	For heaven's sake, hold on, hold on.
	Oh no, oh no.
	Who the hell did this?
	This is dark meme magician girl.
	When she was saying, get well Brooke, this is what dark meme magician girl donated.
	Look at this stupid cartoon girl fetish crap.
	Look at this.
	Was that an enemy Hitler?
	That's an enemy Hitler.
	Oh my god, oh no, I mean.
	Look at this perversion.
	This is straight perversion.
	Excuse me, what are you doing?
	Are you relieving yourself here?
	Yes, you were.
	You were farting.
	Yeah, you were.
	Go away, angry Laddie.
	I wasn't farting, you idiot.
	I was not farting you, son of a bitch.
	All right, just sit there and shut your goddamn mouth.
	Jesus Christ man, i'm so, i'm just.
	I'm so tired, i'm so goddamn tired.
	Dude, unban me.
	You can't handle dissenting opinions shut.
	Also, that last part wasn't even about the Uss Liberty.
	It was about the Levan affair, when Israel was going to bomb buildings in Uklam and Arabs cap in chat.
	To ban captain Dessi.
	Yeah real, just leave captain Dessie out of this, please.
	All right, it's none of your business.
	All right, leave captain Dessie alone.
	All right, he's a nice guy.
	He didn't do nothing.
	Uh fucking, Genda Sawyer, why are you fucking donating this sick crap?
	Look, put the goddamn pc shot on.
	What is this?
	Hey daddy, i've missed you.
	Oh my god, where have you been?
	You know what they say about big feet, right?
	Oh my god, I want to be your boyfriend.
	This is internet people.
	Folks, look at this.
	Do you like wet hair?
	Man, this person, oh my god, all right, shut this crap up.
	We've already seen this.
	We've already seen this.
	This person should be turned into their local vice squad.
	All right, i'm not even kidding around.
	Man, this person.
	Oh my god, all right, let me move on, for heaven's sake.
	Man, this is just disgusting.
	This is disgusting, dude.
	This is disgusting.
	All right, what is this?
	This is we.
	Whoever the hell we is, is what they donated.
	What is this?
	Freddy Mercury rides a roller coaster.
	Oh my god, what is this, we?
	What is this, Wii?
	One, two, three, four, three.
	Are you?
	This is what you don't.
	Fucking, you goddamn sons of bitches, dude.
	I mean, I mean, you trolls, dude.
	You've got way too much time on your freaking hands, for heaven's sake, man.
	Way too much time.
	Way too much time, man.
	Give me my freaking beard.
	Oh, we are doing videos again.
	Here's some good stuff you'll like.
	God damn it, Jenda Sawyer.
	Can you freaking go suck an egg?
	I mean, seriously, man.
	Why don't you go fucking suck off a pansexual or something, dude?
	I'm not in the mood for this crap.
	I'm not in the mood for this crap.
	And what the here's this Tim McCrack, Tim McCrab or Tim McCraw, whatever the hell his name is, who keeps telling me to unban him.
	Hey, if you were banned, that was probably because you were doing something stupid like doxing or doing some crap like that.
	You're probably a sick son of a bitch, all right?
	You're probably a sick son of a bitch.
	What the hell is oh no?
	What the hell did you just oh my god?
	Is this like a what is this?
	What the hell did you just donate, Tim?
	What is this?
	What is this crap?
	I mean, the only n-word that we drop on a daily basis at my house is niggers.
	Fuck niggers.
	Are you kidding me?
	Oh boy!
	I freaking hate niggers.
	Oh Jesus Christ.
	Was that a real life freaking Peter Griffin?
	Was that a real life Peter Griffin for Christ's sake?
	I threw up in my freaking mouth a little bit.
	S-H-E-K-L-E-R Face Reveal.
	Sheckler face reveal.
	Man, no more $12, man.
	Please stop, man.
	Stop donating these $12 and obligating me to watch these stupid videos, dude.
	I'm not even joking.
	Can you please stop?
	Can you please stop?
	Jesus Christ, man.
	And who the hell?
	Oh, we got Jackler next.
	Loving your return, ghost.
	Exora Hawks!
	Is that-I don't know if that's the real Xara Hawks.
	That better be the real one, man.
	not some troll forcing me to watch something that's ridiculous or or some anime or some kind of garbage like that here's what jackler this is jackler's uh video that he donated What the hell is this?
	Well, hold on.
	What is this?
	What is this, Jackler?
	What the hell did you do?
	What the hell did you do now?
Penny Shekelgruber Mine Reveal 00:15:55
	Welcome to my mine.
	We are mining diamonds.
	We don't got a strip mine.
	We don't have to flybox.
	Welcome to my mine.
	Play that notebook nicely.
	Show me all those emeralds.
	We don't got a dodge robot.
	What is this?
	Welcome to my mine.
	Welcome to mine.
	Welcome to my strip mine.
	Mine, the cave, the clock.
	But my mind is your mind if you're treating it right.
	Sorry, my mind don't.
	Look at this garbage.
	What the?
	Jackler, what are you, what are you doing, dude?
	What is this, dude?
	What is this, dude?
	WHAT IS THIS, DUDE?
	I'd buy that for a dollar.
	The power of meme magic is real.
	Type shit to shit ghosts wheelchair.
	Oh, go f just shove it up your ass for Christ's sake, all right?
	Shove it up, you ass.
	Hey, man, sorry about these trolls here tonight.
	I've got some music here for you that should help ease the troll.
	I'm sure you do.
	You know what?
	How come I don't believe you?
	How come I don't believe you and I think that you're a goddamn troll that's trying to mess with me for Christ's sake?
	Huh?
	Why?
	And hey, Ghost, you're famous.
	I'm not playing that because you only did six bucks.
	Ghost, have you seen this?
	Man, stop playing the 12.
	And Nico Angel, I shouldn't even be playing yours because you only donated $11.99.
	You only donated $11.99.
	I shouldn't even be playing this because you're a penny off.
	All right?
	I'm not even joking.
	I shouldn't even be playing what I'm about to play for you there, Nico, because you're a penny off.
	All right?
	All right, you're a goddamn penny off and you should be, you know, contributing if you're gonna be, just shut your mouth.
	All right.
	Just shut your goddamn mouth.
	What is this?
	What is it?
	Hey, hey, man, shut up in the chat room.
	Shut up in the chat room saying that I'm some kind of a shekel goblin for Christ's sake.
	Hey, for them pesos, I'm an a-hole.
	All right?
	For them pesos, I'm an a-hole.
	All right, look, I'll go ahead and play the $11.99, but I'm telling you right now, anybody who does $11.99, I'm not playing it.
	I'm warning you now.
	I'm warning you now.
	For them pesos, I'm an a-hole.
	All right.
	And shut up.
	I'm not a goddamn shekel goblin.
	Shut up.
	All right?
	He's a penny off.
	All right.
	He's a penny off.
	I don't appreciate that.
	What is this, Nico?
	Go ahead and put the PC shot on.
	What is this, Nico?
	Oh, Christ.
	This is more pro-Hitler garbage.
	Is this more pro-Hitler garbage?
	You all know that Hitler was Jewish, right?
	I keep telling you people this, but y'all don't want to believe it.
	His real last name should have been Shekelgruber.
	Look it up.
	All right, get this Hitler crap off.
	He only donated $11.99.
	Get him out of here.
	All right, that's good enough for $11.99.
	All right?
	We don't want to hear no goddamn Hitler crap.
	We don't want to hear it.
	We don't want to hear...
	Sing heil!
	Look, Slogen, Schliegen Slogan!
	God Schliegen!
	Vegan slogan!
	Volkswagen!
	Sing heil!
	We don't want to hear that crap, all right?
	I'm telling you right now, you son of a bitches that are out here trying to praise Hitler.
	He was Jewish, dude.
	His last name was Shekelgruber.
	I am not joking.
	Look it up for yourself.
	Shekelgruber.
	But Jesus, I'm not.
	No, best describes what's wrong with this world.
	Oh, man.
	How many of these do I gotta play, dude?
	Stop, man.
	Stop donating the 12 days outer circle.
	Especially you, Dark Mean Magician Girl.
	I've had enough of you.
	I've had enough of you.
	Jesus, no.
	A better video this time, I swear.
	Man, stop, man.
	Stop donating.
	Stop goddamn donating, man.
	And whoever the hell CX is in the CX in the chat, that's the name of this idiot that donated this.
	What the hell is this?
	Hold on.
	What the hell is this?
	I'm from Indiana.
	Oh, no.
	Oh, no.
	You donated me a Burger Planet video?
	I'm Indiana.
	I'm a YouTuber, and my channel is called Burger Planet on YouTube.
	Welcome to the Burger Planet.
	Oh, my God.
	Type some racist shit out, Banner.
	Oh, my God.
	Welcome to the Burger Planet.
	He wears that same shirt every time he goes out.
	All right, that's enough of Burger Planet.
	We get it, all right?
	Good God.
	And you know the sad part about Burger Planet is, I'm going to be honest with you.
	Ice Poseidon, Ice Poseidon hooked up Burger Planet and stayed with him in his stupid van for 24 hours.
	And the reason that Ice Poseidon stayed with Burger Planet in his damn van, which probably smelled like, you know, I don't even want to know, like old cheese and piss and everything else, so that he could help Burger Planet make some money so he can get himself a better van, okay?
	All right.
	All right.
	Hold on, Xara Hawks.
	Hold on.
	Thank you very much.
	I appreciate it.
	Okay.
	Hold on.
	Now, when Ice Poseidon stayed in Burger's van in a live stream, he made Burger Planet $10,000 in one live stream.
	He made Burger Planet $10,000 so that he could buy himself a new van.
	You know what Burger Planet did?
	Burger Planet went out.
	Look, shut up.
	I'm talking.
	Burger Planet went out and bought a $1,500 Versace shirt that you just saw in there.
	And God knows what else he did with it.
	I think he went to Thailand and went to go partake in sex tourism out there.
	He did.
	I mean, I'm not even joking.
	He burned the money.
	What's the difference between a Ruski and a Nazi?
	The Nazis figured out how to turn the gas on.
	Oh, you son of a bitch.
	Oh, you son of a bitch, man.
	I'm telling you guys, Jesus Christ.
	You guys are sick, dude, with these freaking jokes, man.
	I'm not even joking around.
	Oh, my God.
	Anyway, let me move on.
	I'm just saying, man.
	I'm just saying.
	And it's like the other guy that Salmon Andy, that homeless piece of e-bagger trash.
	I mean, Ice Poseidon hooked him up.
	You know what I mean?
	Ice Poseidon hooked him up and he had like, what, $3,000 on one stream?
	And what did homeless Salmon Andy, aka Life's Maverick?
	What did he do with it?
	He bought a goddamn eye, what was it, iBook?
	Some kind of, you know, some fucking, some laptop, or Apple-based laptop for like three grand.
	He's homeless, doesn't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of, and he buys himself a MacBook or whatever the hell it's called.
	I'm not a Macintosh.
	I'm not an Apple person, okay?
	He buys himself a MacBook because he claims that he's going to help edit videos for somebody.
	And the guy's a homeless piece of trash.
	His teeth are rotting out of his head, for Christ's sake.
	What's my opinion about Crazy Cassandra?
	Are you talking about the blonde-headed chick that's like now developing her own all-women's network because, you know, the CX network is not around?
	Are you talking about that broad?
	Are you talking about that broad, that blonde broad that thinks she's, you know, hotter than she actually is?
	And she prances her little blondie ass around the CX network thinking that she's actually something for Christ's sake.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I'm not joking around.
	And hey, hey, people are saying that Ice Poseidon exploited people for cash.
	Hey, Ice Poseidon made people cash, dude.
	What are you talking about?
	He made people cash.
	Son of a bitch.
	Oh, that's Karine.
	I don't care.
	Look, let me tell you something, man.
	The chicks that hung around Ice Poseidon and the CX network were all a bunch of old disgusting slags.
	They're disgusting looking.
	What is, man, can y'all stop?
	Can y'all stop donating goddamn 12 bucks?
	Santa Ana.
	I cucked the yellow whore of Texas and your stupid Alamo, too.
	Yeah, right.
	It was the other way around.
	Sam Houston cucked your ass.
	Sam Houston cucked your ass.
	Simulator player, what do you got to say?
	What is this?
	How does it feel to know your home computer is worth more than Burger's shitbox van?
	That's pretty fun.
	That's his house, dude.
	That's not it.
	That's his home, dude.
	That's his home.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah, you might enjoy this.
	Oh, man.
	Can you all stop, man?
	I mean, can y'all stop?
	Stop donating $12, man.
	Yeah, you might enjoy this.
	Stop donating the $12, man.
	I'm not even joking around.
	I'm tired of this shit.
	Fucking stop.
	Oh, yeah.
	Stop donating this crap.
	All right, look, I've had about enough.
	All right, look, look, shut up.
	All right, flying spaghetti monster.
	I'm talking here.
	I'm trying to do my show here.
	All right, who the hell did this?
	TTD in the chat?
	I don't know.
	I used to be down with Hampton Brandon, but he's turned into a fucking fruit bowl, man.
	He looks like an AIDS victim now.
	I don't know what the hell's happened to him.
	Anyway, look, this video.
	Who requested this stupid video?
	Who is this?
	Hold on.
	Who is this?
	This is suck on my yang.
	Suck on my yang.
	What is this?
	Put the PC shot on.
	What is this?
	What is this?
	Let's keep going.
	All right, let's go.
	Let's go.
	We can do two chapters.
	It's fine.
	Wait a minute.
	Do we have guys playing as women?
	No, I am not.
	We've got guys playing as women on here.
	Act like a leader.
	It's okay.
	I'm just going to bring up the leader so I can't.
	Listen to the fruitiness.
	Hold on.
	Let me pause this.
	Listen to the fruit bowlness of these people's voices.
	Listen to the lack of manly dominance that are in these men's voices, for Christ's sake.
	I mean, do you hear this crap?
	I mean, they all sound like they got a G.I. Joe with a condom on it, and they got it sitting on their chair.
	They got it up their rectum.
	Oh, you actually dodged me?
	What?
	I mean, good God.
	These guys are getting a lot of money.
	No fatherly influence.
	I blame single mothers.
	I blame single mothers for this.
	What is that?
	It's an evil billy goat.
	Or deadly.
	Is that a puma?
	Jesus Christ.
	Yes, the puma.
	I've had enough of these soy boys, for Christ's sake.
	You can hear the lack of bass in their voice.
	Definitely a single mother influence, for Christ's sake.
	I'm not even joking around, man.
	I blame single mothers for this.
	All right.
	I blame single mothers for this crap.
	Freaking single mothers.
	All right?
	Jesus Christ.
	What is this?
	Anonymous, what do you want?
	After some digging on T and Impossible, you might want to check up on.
	All right, go shove it up your ass.
	I'm not going to even look at that.
	That's a three-buck piece of trash.
	All right.
	Jesus Christ.
	I don't even tip, I don't even, you know what?
	I don't even tip bartenders that less amount of money.
	All right.
	And you want me to go freaking look at a goddamn video?
	Go shove it up your ass.
	All right.
	A three bucker to look at a damn video.
	Go shove it up, your goddamn cheap ass.
	Good God.
	What else do we have here?
	Man, not Jenda Sawyer again, man.
	I'd buy that for a dollar.
	Ghost equals bottom dollar Charmax.
	What the hell does that mean?
	I don't understand what the hell that's supposed to mean for Christ's sake, all right.
	Anyway, we got we got Jenda Sawyer again.
	I'm pretty sure that's a dude trying to pretend to be a chick, but what else is hold on?
	What is this?
	Oh, so oh my god, Jenda Sawyer, you are a sick son of a bitch.
	I'm only gonna play this for a little bit.
	Look at what Jenda Sawyer just donated.
	Look at this, look at this, look at this.
	Oh my god, no.
	Oh my god.
	Good God, no.
	Oh my god, no.
	TURN THIS OFF! TURN THIS! TURN THIS CRAP OFF!
	What the hell was that, man?
	What in the blue hell was that?
	Oh, oh, oh, my God.
	Oh, Jenda Sawyer.
	You're a sick son of a bitch, man.
	You're a sick son of a bitch, man.
	What the hell was that?
	Oh, God.
	Oh, my God.
	That was horrible.
	Ghost, I have a 15.5-inch linguine waiting for you.
	You wish.
	I can't believe what I just watched, dude.
	I can't believe what the hell I just watched, man.
	Oh, my God.
	I can't believe this.
	Never forget.
	Goddamn anonymous, you piece of garbage.
	You piece of garbage, man.
	All right.
	I'd buy that for a dollar.
	Fake Jack.
	Hey, Ghost, you should be grateful to these $12 donors.
	These videos are making your show watchable.
	What are you talking about?
	They're turning my show into a circus sideshow.
	They're turning my show into a circus sideshow.
	What the hell are you talking about?
	And they're ruining my fucking Baller Friday for Christ's sake, man.
	They're harshing my mellow.
	Harsh in my goddamn mellow for Christ's sake.
	Wait a minute.
	Hold on.
	This one was donated by John Doe, and they're claiming that it's my face reveal.
	I mean, it's my face reveal.
	This is my face reveal.
	What the hell?
	Oh, Christ.
	2016 Ice Poseidon playing RuneScape before Twitch clinched its anus on song requests.
	Those were the times.
	Those were the times, really, when he was, you know, a tard living with his parents.
	You know, I mean, get the hell out of here.
	Let's put the PC shot on.
	This is supposedly my face reveal.
Claiming Real Xara Cox Face 00:02:07
	So are you good girls like bad guys?
	I have this question for a real long time.
	I am bad boy, and it's plain to see.
	So I do believe it with me.
	You racist son of a bitch, man.
	You goddamn racist, man.
	God damn you, sons of bitches, man.
	You're fucking saying that that's my face reveal for Christ's sake.
	God damn you.
	God damn all of you.
	God damn all of you, man.
	Let me my fucking beer, for Christ's sake, man.
	You sons of bitches, man.
	How dare you?
	You anti-Semitic bastards.
	You anti-Semitic bastards.
	I'm telling you, man.
	You're a bunch of racists.
	I can't believe you people.
	All right, this is Xara Hawks here.
	Wait, Xara Hawks, this was your fucking recital, you fucking liar.
	You're a goddamn, you're a goddamn liar!
	You mean your show was a cheap clown sideshow knockoff?
	Hey, nobody asked you, all right?
	You people are turning my show into a circus sideshow, you son of a bitch.
	You people, you sick, demented, troll, terrorist, cyber vermin, internet people.
	And guess what?
	This is what Xara Hawks, some idiot claiming to be Xara Hawks, was his recital.
	Look at this.
	Yeah, real funny.
	Yeah, real funny.
	Let's just get to the goddamn part.
	Bang up, yeah.
	And it's all because of you, engineer.
	It's all because of you.
	Yeah.
	He's so bad.
	He's the boss.
	Boss nigga.
	He's so bad.
	They call him all right.
	He's the boss.
	Boss nigga.
	Yeah, real funny, Xara.
	That isn't even the real Xara Hawks.
	All right, that's not even the real Xara Cox.
	All right, I knew it wasn't the real Xara Cox, dude.
Spaghetti Forever Pressure Zone 00:04:16
	I knew it wasn't.
	I knew it wasn't the real Xara Cox.
	All right, you know what?
	I need some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
	I need some more beer, man.
	Jesus Christ.
	That's the only thing that makes you people palatable, man.
	That's the only thing that makes you people palatable.
	Oh, my God.
	That wasn't Ixara Cox.
	Jesus.
	I'm pouring some more beer just so I can palate you, sons of bitches, man.
	All right, this is the only way I can palate you scumbags, man.
	Man, sooner or later, I'm going to have to break out the wacky tobacco, the devil's lettuce, the tetrahydrocannibanol, the marijuana, the chronic, the poo smoke.
	Jesus.
	The bass drops at 48 seconds.
	Reverend Friars.
	Jesus Christ.
	I mean, come on, man.
	Come on, man.
	Jesus Christ.
	Oh, my God.
	Hold on.
	What is this?
	Hold on.
	Scoot TM.
	Somebody by the name of Scoot TM did this.
	What is this?
	What?
	What is this?
	What the hell is this?
	Spaghetti forever.
	Is that just a guitar?
	Get this crap out of here for Christ.
	Spaghetti Forever, asshole.
	Spaghetti forever.
	Oh, my God.
	And here's the next one.
	This is by Pressure Zone asking me if I've ever seen this.
	I probably haven't.
	It's probably some sicko per bird stuff.
	Oh, my God, no.
	Oh, my God, no.
	Hong Kong Ghost.
	It's time for everybody's favorite game.
	Guess the Honkler.
	What?
	I'm looking at you, ghost, and I am sensing some sort of clown energy coming off your gigantic fucking humongous Juno's.
	So I am gonna guess.
	Shove it up, your ass, man.
	Shove it up, your ass.
	Anyway, true honkler rate.
	I got your honker.
	I got your fucking honker right here, boy.
	You knows.
	Anyway, let me get the PC shot.
	This is what Pressure Zone donated.
	Enjoy, okay?
	This is it.
	This is internet people, folks.
	Look, look at that, huh?
	Look at that.
	And man, this person looks like they're dying of age or something.
	What the hell is up with all that?
	Oh, God.
	Oh, my God.
	No.
	I can't wait to put it in my mouth.
	Oh, no.
	I'm so hony.
	I could choke and choke on a car.
	Get this AIDS victim off my screen, please, for Christ's sake.
	It never ends, dude.
	It never ends, for Christ's sake.
	It's my life.
	Don't you forget.
	Caught in the crowd.
	It never ends.
	It's my life.
	All right.
	This one is by Anonymous.
	Hold on, what is this?
	What is this, Anonymous?
	All right.
Ebz Used Country AIDS Victim 00:07:22
	What is this?
	Oh, Jesus Christ.
	I can only imagine.
	Put the PC shot on there.
	This is by Anonymous.
	What the hell?
	What is this?
	People up there in New York City are proud of the things they've got.
	And I'll admit they sure are pretty and they sure do got a lot.
	What the hell?
	With the money and the lights and the problem nights, it's a place that you get lost in.
	And I'd rather spend all my money and my nights in a honky talking host.
	Everybody talks like this in Kevin.
	You son of a bitch.
	And I ain't seen no crap.
	I'm not letting this son of a bitch besmirch Texas, boy.
	Texas is the greatest state in America.
	And by the way, we used to be our own country, you son of a bitch.
	We used to be our own country, you son of a bitch.
	So just sit there and shut your mouth.
	All right, all of you goddamn trolls.
	Just sit there and shut your goddamn mouth.
	Who the hell else do we got?
	We got, oh, dark me magician, girl.
	Oh, here we go.
	Wait, hold on.
	What is this?
	What is this, dark mean magician, girl, you piece of crap?
	Freaking fucking dishrag whore.
	What is this?
	What is this?
	And I want your sympathy.
	Fine.
	Fuck you.
	No sympathy.
	Replied Thomas.
	Everyone came running to the scene.
	Tom Tipper's bicycle was in pieces.
	I used to peddle it around the neighborhood, hitting kids over the head with a big steel pipe.
	What?
	No one was hurt, but Thomas's front was badly bent.
	They telephoned to Sir Topama.
	Are you kidding me?
	I may not think of such good dealership.
	I'm entitled to decide for myself whether or not injuries to strangers.
	Is this a joke?
	Did George Carlin actually dump Thomas the tank in it?
	Is this a goddamn joke?
	Take them yourself.
	Blow it out your ass.
	A special visitor had arrived and was now the second.
	You know what?
	I can't watch this anymore, dude.
	This, you know, you people with these cartoons, you assholes piss me off, dude.
	You know what I mean?
	I mean, you know how to rain on a man's parade by showing off that these fucking people that I respected sold out to some fucking cartoons.
	You know that?
	You people really make me sick.
	You know that?
	You really know how to fucking bring a man down.
	I'll tell you that right goddamn now for Christ's sake.
	I'm not even joking.
	Found some awesome music for y'all.
	Yeah, well, that's for five.
	That's five bucks, dude.
	I'm not doing it for a five bucker, all right?
	All right, I'm not doing it for a five bucker, all right?
	Just sit there and shut your mouth.
	Who the hell?
	This is Ard Hammond.
	Ard Hammond, what the hell is this?
	Ard Hammond, what are you doing, dude?
	Why do you keep why do you keep donating to post videos of you?
	What is this?
	Well, hey, mommy, how's it going?
	I'm going to fucking sleep right now.
	I'm watching some fucking Marks Max Mofo, mommy.
	I have another one shekel goblin.
	I'm really tired, mommy.
	I just want to fuck her asleep.
	What the hell?
	I'm going to go to bed.
	Okay, good night, mommy.
	Oh, my God.
	Ard Hammond.
	Why, dude?
	Why?
	Why, dude?
	Why would you do that, Ard?
	Why?
	Why?
	Why, dude?
	Why?
	Oh, my God.
	Look, stop donating these sons of bitches.
	I'm not even joking.
	Stop donating the 12 buckers.
	I'm getting tired of this, dude.
	I'm getting so tired of this.
	This is by 15 and a half inch of imagination or whatever the hell this is.
	What is this?
	Jesus Christ.
	Are you joking, man?
	Are you goddamn joking?
	I'd buy that for a dollar.
	Can you all stop donating the 12 buckers?
	I'm not fucking joking.
	Oh, Jesus Christ.
	This is what some fucking disgusting weeb did.
	Just play it.
	Just fucking play it.
	Turn it off.
	Cartoon girl fetish sick bastards.
	That's what you are.
	So we play it good and loud.
	She might get up and dance again.
	Oh, she put her beard now.
	Here she comes.
	Here she comes.
	Oh, no.
	I don't want to see.
	Oh, God.
	You guys are sick.
	Get this crap out of here for Christ's sake.
	What do I look like, Robert Art Murray?
	What do I look like?
	Robert Murrow, for Christ's sake.
	I'm sick of you people, man.
	I'm not even joking around.
	You make me sick.
	I'm not even joking around.
	You make me sick.
	Just had a great night out drinking with co-workers.
	Love being able to enjoy life on my terms.
	There you go.
	I hope your night is going well.
	My night is not.
	Capitalism is awesome.
	Have a good weekend, man.
	Hey, man, capitalism rocks, baby.
	There ain't nothing better than capitalism.
	Always remember that.
	Capitalism equals freedom.
	What is this?
	And look, three different people requested this, all right?
	Three different people.
	Blackler, the outer circle, Duvadude, the outer circle, and Jackler, the outer circle.
	They all did this.
	And it sounds like ear rape.
	That's what it sounds like.
	EBZ Gorilla Hand VS scuffed Alex Jones.
	EBZ doesn't want none of this.
	EBZ don't want none of this, all right?
	That brother thinks he's from the ghetto.
	He don't know the ghetto, all right?
	He don't know nothing.
	You know?
	Don't get me started, all right?
	I mean, if you want my opinion, EBZ needs to be slapped around a little bit.
	Now I'd be more than happy to do it like I was his daddy.
	All right?
	And you could tell him I said that, all right?
	You could tell him I said that.
	All right, let's go ahead.
	This is what the Blackler, Doova Dude, and Jackler wanted us all to see.
	Look at this.
	And it sounds like an ear rape.
	So get ready for the ear rape.
	Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh Oh, yeah, yeah.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	All right, you know what?
	I think we get the point.
	I think we get the goddamn point.
	All right.
	Goblin show sold to anime.
	Shut the fuck up, all right?
	And by the way, the last guy, Gurak, God, I wish a girl would sit on me like that anime girl just did.
True Patriot Commie Ear Rape 00:16:15
	Well, what are you doing here?
	Why don't you go to a fucking social event?
	Why don't you go to a club?
	Why don't you go to a bar?
	All right.
	Why don't you go somewhere and you know what?
	Lower your standards and talk to a fatty or ugly and maybe get it.
	Real question for you.
	Did you actually graduate from UT or are you just a t-shirt fan like the majority of their fan base?
	What are you talking about?
	Also, tomorrow is the War of the Spark pre-release.
	MTG in the chat for Magic the Gallery.
	I went to the castle.
	And secondly, just shut up.
	I don't even think that's a good thing.
	Sorry, couldn't help myself.
	Yeah, I'm sure you couldn't.
	All right.
	Look, stop donating.
	I'm telling you, trolls now.
	Stop donating the goddamn 12-bucker and put me forcing me.
	Forcing me to.
	Wait, hold on.
	What is this?
	Wait a minute.
	What is this?
	Anonymous donated this, and I'm seeing Sam Pepper's ugly mug.
	What is this?
	I'm seeing.
	Where's your friends?
	What is this?
	I thought you said Tyrone was going to be over today.
	Well, you know, it's Fiesta time out here.
	And believe it or not, today is called Battle of the Flowers in San Antonio.
	And the whole city is shut down.
	So Archie Lee, Kuda Bang, and Tyrone are out there at the downtown area partaking in the festival looking for big-ass booty bitches.
	All right?
	What is this?
	True Drunkler Radio.
	Ghost is a Russian confirmed.
	I'm not a goddamn roosky asshole.
	All right.
	This is.
	Shut the fuck up!
	Shut up and stop donating the goddamn 12 buckers, man.
	I'm not fucking kidding, man.
	I'm not kidding.
	All right, put the PC shot on so everybody can see this ugly mug.
	Look at the ugly mug of Sam Pepper.
	What is this?
	What is this?
	Yeah, I bet.
	Heh heh heh.
	Hey, I'm gonna say like a pussy about that.
	Shut the fuck up.
	No.
	Heh heh heh.
	Respect me.
	Respect me.
	Me.
	I'm like one of the dudes.
	I know you're like one of the dudes.
	That means I have all the right to touch your pussy.
	No, you're not.
	If I can touch his dick, I can take his pussy.
	Yeah, this is great, Ice.
	You know, they can't do yourself.
	This is great ice beside it.
	course you've got this snake Sam Pepper all right I've had enough of that All right, we get it, dude.
	All right, we get it.
	We get it.
	We get it.
	Ice beside.
	Hey, dude, fuck it, dude.
	Let me grab your pussy, dude.
	You fucking fucking dude.
	Yeah, dude.
	Jesus.
	Feels Badman, you cucked roosky bitch.
	Yeah, real funny, idiot.
	All right.
	I'm not a goddamn rooski, so sit there and shut your mouth.
	All right.
	Sit there and shut your mouth.
	Now, this one is by CX in the chat boys.
	Oh, I could only imagine.
	Right after that, I mean, how can you put CX in the chat room when you've got a goddamn damn near sexual abusing rapist ice beside?
	You know, never mind, man.
	All right, never mind.
	Who the hell is he?
	Hold on.
	Fine, if you want 12 bucks, here's the extra nine for the $3 I did earlier with this link.
	We have dirt on TN Apostle.
	Keep your hands on the body.
	I'm not going to.
	I'm only doing YouTube videos.
	I'm not clicking any fucking links or any of that shit.
	All right.
	If you want to do it, put it on a YouTube video and then I'll play it.
	All right, asshole.
	Until then, sit there and shut your goddamn mouth, you stupid milky-licking, butt-plug-up-the-ass-looking gender-fluid fondling, adult theater-licking, tainted-tonging, blue ball-blowing, Hillary Clinton bedpan-changing piece of crap.
	All right, Jesus Christ.
	All right, what do we got?
	We got CX in the chat, boys.
	All right, this is this is what they did.
	What is this?
	Let's see, Lauren with Brendan.
	What the fuck are you all these song, Tommy?
	Oh, cool video.
	All right, let's see here now.
	Man, he looked like an autist back then.
	All right, let's get a dark crab now.
	Let's see what's up.
	All right, we need restores too.
	We need to try this one more time, okay?
	We need to try this one more time.
	I'm not turning back.
	We need to be able to do this, okay?
	Let's just go.
	This is embarrassing, Ice.
	This is embarrassing, dude.
	Bro, I was ready.
	I was hyped, but you got to come in.
	All right, get Ice Poseidon out of here for Christ's sake, man.
	And this is what he wants to go back to?
	You know, this is what Ice Poseidon wants to go back to.
	Hey, dude, I just want to play RuneScape, dude.
	And I want everybody to watch me playing RuneScape, dude.
	That's what I'm doing, dude.
	I love RuneScape, dude.
	It's like an anti-social game for me to be social, dude.
	Fuck it, dude.
	I'm missing Caroline, dude.
	I never should have broke up with her, dude.
	But I thought I was better than I was, dude.
	But fuck it, dude.
	Jesus Christ.
	Anyway, let me move on.
	All right.
	Let me move.
	I'm trying to get through these as fast as I can because I don't want to do these.
	What the hell?
	Sometimes these pre-recorded shows are pretty funny.
	Other times, well, spaghetti.
	You donated $25 for that?
	I'm not saying your stupid, freaking racist name.
	You donated $25 for that.
	I'm telling you, dude, I don't know what, you know, I'm not even joking.
	I don't know where you guys.
	I don't get it, dude.
	You guys are sick.
	You know what I mean?
	You guys got a lot of fucking problems, man.
	You got a lot of problems.
	All right.
	Now, who the hell donated this?
	Pleepo.
	Pleepo donated this.
	I don't even know what the hell this is.
	This better not be something bad.
	This better not be something bad for Christ.
	This is Pleepo.
	What is this?
	Here they come, screaming across the sky.
	It's lots of greatest collection of goddamn days we've ever walked.
	How dare you, sons of bitches?
	No, no, turn this crap off.
	Sorry, Stop.
	Turn this crap off, man.
	Take this off my screen for Christ's sake.
	I mean, that's macabre for Christ's sake, man.
	That is fucking macabre.
	That is macabre, man.
	Oh, my God.
	Jesus Christ, man.
	How dare you, man?
	Never forget 9-11, you sack of trash.
	All right?
	And always remember, 7-Eleven was a part-time job.
	my freaking drink.
	Jesus Christ.
	You guys are macabre as hell.
	I can't, you know.
	You guys are sick bastards, man.
	All right, you guys are a bunch of sick bastards.
	I take pieces of fucking crap.
	God damn you, trolls, man.
	God damn, you fucking trolls, man.
	I need another shot.
	Before I go, I need another goddamn shot before I go on, for Christ's sake.
	The current state of the ghost show.
	Hey, stop!
	Stop donating $12.
	I don't want to do this anymore.
	I don't want to do this anymore, man.
	I'm serious.
	I'm doing me.
	That's what I'm doing.
	I'm doing me.
	Give me my freaking shot.
	I need a fuck another shot.
	For Christ's sake, man.
	I need another goddamn shot, man.
	I can't believe you sons of bitches can do this.
	I can't believe you people.
	I can't.
	I mean, this is what y'all want to do on a fucking Baller Friday, man.
	Oh, God.
	You're making me belch.
	You know, you're making me belch for Christ's sake.
	Turn off TT.
	It's the fucking interactivity, asshole, all right?
	It's the goddamn interactivity.
	All right, I don't understand why you, yeah, Jesus.
	All right, for Christ's sake.
	All right.
	Give me a break.
	Who is this?
	Reverend Fryars.
	This is Reverend.
	Jesus Christ.
	And you wonder why you're not in the inner circle anymore, Reverend Friars, you sick bastard, huh?
	And you wonder why?
	Look at this.
	Give it a PC shot.
	Look at this crap!
	Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
	What are they saying?
	What are these Oriental girls saying?
	The money collection of nature trusts.
	Tayami Mosha, Nickel, Mecca Moss.
	What the hell are they saying?
	Cut the nature collection.
	Take this off.
	Are they saying what I think they're saying?
	Are they saying what I think they're saying?
	Hey, Bash, for $50 bill.
	Thank you, Bash.
	Oh, man.
	Hey, ghost.
	Too drunk to bother with whatever the trolls are repeating endlessly.
	Thank you.
	Celebrating a new year, younger listeners.
	Spend your college summers working and invest 50% of it.
	Buy old guns, tools, and stocks.
	Cheers.
	INB4 toilet emojis in chat.
	Yeah, I'm sure.
	I know, Bash.
	Thank you very much for the $50.
	Good advice.
	Ban Bloodbath.
	He's the one who played a 12-minute prank video during radio graffiti.
	Yeah, Bloodbath is kind of an idiot.
	Yeah, believe me, I know who Bloodbath is.
	They should call him Blood Fart.
	As a matter of fact, he's probably Bloodfart during the Twitter shout-outs back in the day.
	Remember we had Bloodfart?
	It sounds like Bloodfart.
	All right.
	And bring back the gold standard for two buckers.
	Shut up, all right?
	Anyway, we got somebody supposedly, supposedly, that's supposed to be Ethan Ralph.
	And by the way, man, the Ralph retort, Ethan Ralph, for Christ's sake.
	I mean, let me explain something to you, all right?
	What is this?
	Drunk shekel?
	Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
	I mean, please, no.
	All right, please, no more 12 buckers, please, all right?
	And they wanted me to start this at 16 seconds.
	You should have fucking timed it yourself.
	What is this?
	Motherfucking lying.
	Uh-oh, hold on, hold on.
	What is this?
	Hold on, let's put this on here.
	And by the way, look at this.
	Look at this.
	Look at this right here.
	Look at this.
	Look at this.
	Look at this gut.
	What did I always say to you people?
	If you can't see your penis, you've got diabetes.
	Remember, I said that if you can't see your penis, you've got diabetes.
	Okay, that's all I'm saying.
	What is this?
	Keep fucking running your mouth.
	I'll just keep hollering.
	You motherfucking piece of shit.
	Eat a fucking cop.
	Go kill yourself.
	You fucking piece of motherfucking shit.
	I fucking goddamn poor.
	We can just holler over each other all the fucking day.
	Oh, great, yeah.
	Hopefully he burned enough calories to lose this.
	How about that?
	Hopefully that Spurgout session, you know, he was able to lose enough calories.
	Man, that is disgusting, dude.
	Look at that.
	Look at.
	Oh, God, dude.
	Tell me that's not a prerequisite for a heart condition.
	All right, I'm just saying, dude.
	I'm just, I'm just saying.
	All right.
	We get it.
	We get it.
	All right.
	No wonder.
	Never mind.
	Anyway, Jesus, we got so many of these to do for fuck's sake, man.
	I buy that for a dog.
	What do you want, Anonymous?
	You piece of trash.
	How much do we have to donate to get you to turn off steam elements for a period of time?
	What are you talking about?
	More like you're just here milking TTS for all the shekels you can snag.
	We know you'll never turn it off.
	You're the interactivity, Scatman.
	If you don't like it, then why are you donating?
	Why are you doing it, Scatman?
	If you don't like it, if you don't like it, why are you doing it?
	Does that make any kind of sense?
	It doesn't.
	All right, so sit there and shut up and eat it.
	All right?
	Shut up, take it, and eat it.
	Eat it!
	Eat it!
	Son of a bitch, eat it!
	Hold on.
	Oh, you son of a bitch.
	A true patriot donated this.
	A true patriot donated this.
	Shekel goblin slayer.
	Alert.
	Category 5 goblin sighted in San Antonio.
	Oh, shekel goblin stands at whopping three feet tall, waits.
	You son of a bitch.
	He's in a wheelchair and talks with a phony Texas accent.
	You son of a bitch.
	I'm not a goddamn shekel goblin.
	I'm not a goddamn shekel goblin, you asshole.
	And look, this is what a true patriot, a true patriot.
	Yeah, I'm so sure you are.
	This is what he donated $12 for.
	Fucking roosky bastard.
	Black-eyed rooski bastards.
	Get the stupid commie crap out of there.
	Yeah, real funny, true patriot, you stupid rooski lover, huh?
	Son of a bitch.
	And we've got John Doe, who called me a shekel goblin in this donation.
	What is this?
	What is this?
	He said, have another one shekel goblin.
	What is this?
	What is god damn it?
	What is this?
	Oh, you son of a bitch.
	You son of a bitch.
	Are you kidding me, John Doe?
	Look at this.
	Have another.
	I'm not a goddamn shekel goblin.
	Put the PC shot on.
	Shalom, Goya.
	Welcome to my kosher ASMR.
	Please relax while I put you to sleep.
	Boy.
	You son of a bitch.
	You goddamn sons of bitches are racist.
	You sons of bitches are just racist bastards, and I can't believe you.
	is this?
	This is, all right, that's enough.
	Get this.
	Get this idiot out of here.
	Ghost, good to hear from you again.
	Joining the show late as always, but hey, better late than never.
	Hey, that basically Johnny Walker for Baller Friday, my guy.
	Hey, Big Daddy Capitalist.
	No problem, man.
	Cheers, baby.
	And I'm telling you right now, take a look at all the goddamn hater that you're going to get in the chat room there, Big Daddy Capitalist.
	All right, because that's all we have out here is a bunch of haters.
	All right, that's why they're all here on Friday night just doing nothing but venting their goddamn frustration and their incel problems on me.
	The interactivity is there, but where's the substance?
	Where's the sub you dumb trolls are ruining the substance.
	That's what everyone in the chat type hashtag ban bloodbath to get rid of bloodbath.
	Get rid of bloodbath.
	He's a waste of space in the TCR community.
Perry Best Friend Train Lover Gay 00:06:18
	Yeah, he is a waste of space.
	I think he's blood fart.
	I don't even want to call him bloodbath.
	I call him blood fart.
	Okay?
	I just call him blood fart.
	What is this?
	Perry?
	Perry donated this.
	What is this, Perry?
	What is this?
	Or he says that this is some stupid- He's been a senber's best friend, you know.
	All of the others will tell you so.
	He helps Benny Senferb whatever they want to do today.
	He's a friend to all of us.
	We adore him.
	Who the hell is this autistic?
	He's the best.
	He's the best.
	He's a friend to us.
	He's the best.
	He's been the son verb's best friend.
	Train boy.
	All right, we get it.
	All right.
	I don't want to see another autistic, you know, severe mental retardation face.
	I don't want to see another one.
	All right, give me my drink.
	All right.
	What is this?
	Ghostowitz Zacharippel.
	Ghost shit, Zacharipp.
	I don't even know what the hell that's supposed to mean.
	Give me my goddamn drink.
	All right, what is this?
	What is this?
	Watch till the end.
	This is by 512 Radio Graffiti, alright?
	This is by 512 Radio Graffiti.
	Watch.
	I'm not, you know, you'll be lucky if I watch it to the end, you son of a bitch.
	You'll be lucky.
	Hold on, watch to the end.
	Hold on just a second, let me make sure that, what is this?
	Put the PC shot on.
	What is this?
	What is this crap?
	That one there's a penis pump.
	What?
	That's no fear!
	That's no fear!
	Holy cow!
	I'm totally going so fast!
	Ah, fuck!
	Fuck!
	What the hell is this?
	Yeah, I don't want to do what you do!
	What the fuck are you kids doing on my fucking low?
	And don't look at me without fucking talking to you.
	Help.
	Help.
	Get that kid off my eyes, you little wankers.
	What the hell is this?
	Give him the stick.
	Don't give him the stick.
	You know what I'm saying?
	What the hell?
	Oh, my God.
	Get this.
	Get this shit out of here.
	For Christ's sake, man.
	I'm getting tired of this crap, man.
	I'm getting tired of this garbage.
	Oh my god.
	What else do we have here?
	What is this?
	Fur FAG donated this, okay?
	Fur FAG donated this.
	Jesus Christ, I'm so tired of this garbage, man.
	All right, I'm so tired of this crap.
	Oh, Christ.
	Hold on.
	I got to review this.
	Make sure this isn't some sick trash.
	All right, this is by Fur FAG Watch.
	He donated this.
	The real reason Ghost doesn't like to talk about Vietnam?
	Oh, you son of a bitch.
	You son of a bitch!
	Take this sick garbage out of here!
	Take it up!
	Take this goddamn gay, homosexual garbage out of here!
	Take this goddamn gay, sexual, homosexual crap out of here, man!
	For Christ's sake, man!
	For Christ's sake!
	I'm getting tired of this, dude.
	I'm really, I'm not even joking.
	You guys, you're pushing my buttons, man.
	You're pushing my freaking buttons, man.
	Playing all this homosexual stuff, man.
	I don't appreciate it one bit, all right?
	I don't appreciate it.
	And Ghost loves raccoons for two bucks.
	Go shoving up your ass.
	All right, this one right here was donated by a vodka drinking cockeyed ghost.
	Yeah, real funny, asshole.
	Real goddamn funny vodka drinking cockeyed ghost donated this.
	Now, what the hell is this?
	What is this?
	When you drink vodka, the thing is, is that you have to take a little sippy piece.
	I'm not like this.
	I'm not a drunk like this.
	Have you ever tried hemp cigarettes?
	They could help you deal with the haterade bullshit while staying sober.
	20 bucks at your local hemp shop.
	It's illegal out here, big band of capitalists.
	I am not this drunk, dude.
	I am not a drunk like this.
	I think I'll do a wraparound now.
	Wrap around.
	What is he?
	Jim Lady Show.
	You know, that's the thing about any.
	You can do anything.
	Conquer this.
	What kind of a drunk?
	I am not this kind of a drunk.
	I am not this kind of a drunk.
	But anyway, I was walking on a fence.
	I am not this type of a drunk, you sacks of crap, all right?
	I am not this kind of a goddamn drunk.
	I'm a connoisseur, first and foremost, okay?
	I'm a goddamn connoisseur.
	And for you idiots to sit over here and suggest that I'm that kind of an alcoholic, you don't know your ass from your elbow, for Christ's sake, man.
	All right?
	I'm a connoisseur.
	Oh, no.
	What is this?
	Train lover 567 donated this.
	What is this?
	What is this, train lover?
	What is this?
	What is this?
	Well, hey, Joe Six-Pack Democrat, it seems you're in a mind.
	Your once-beloved Marty's gone and lost his fucking mind.
	There's no room left for straight white men.
	You've blamed been left behind.
Horse Fairy Bread Queer Bitch 00:14:35
	You know I'm right, you know I'm right, you know I'm right.
	You voted for Obama, not just once, but twice indeed.
	Thought that all these immigrants were just like you and me.
	Share your vote with blacks and queers to comrade corporate greed.
	You know I'm right, you know I'm right, you know I'm right.
	You know I'm right, you know I'm damn well right These motherfuckers hate you just because your skin is white You know I'm right, you know I'm damn well right You know I'm never wrong, I'm on the right We get it that's you know what all right I can I could palette that a little bit.
	It's about these goddamn Democrats out here.
	All right, that's about these damn Democrats who hate America and who care more about illegal immigrants than they do about American citizens.
	I'm telling you that right now.
	I'm telling you that right goddamn now.
	Who else do we got out here for Christ's sake, man?
	Ah, Jesus.
	Man, I should be just doing me.
	That's what I should be doing.
	Oh, wait a minute.
	It's the same song.
	Hold on.
	It's the same goddamn song.
	Hold on.
	I got to do one of these.
	Now, before I get to this next one, man, I got to be doing me.
	All right.
	I got to be doing me for Christ's sake.
	All right.
	All right.
	I got to be doing me for Christ.
	Hold on.
	What is this?
	Hold on.
	What is this?
	Hold on.
	This is anonymous that claim that they have dirt on TN Apostle.
	Stop donating the 12 bucks.
	Hold on.
	Let me put this PC shot on.
	What is this?
	What is this?
	Buh, remember, I'm trying to trick him into thinking I'm on his side, although the hatred the community has towards me is making sure all this money I've wasted on this family.
	That's called masturbation.
	Wait a minute.
	This is not TN Apostle.
	There's no way this is TN Apostle.
	There's no way he's actually so fucking oblivious, it's hilarious.
	That will make the whole scenario betray him.
	Are you kidding me?
	Are you kidding me?
	I'd buy that.
	Oh my God.
	Oh, Jesus.
	You know what?
	Take this shit out of you.
	Take it off for Christ's sake.
	Take it out of here.
	God damn it.
	You know what?
	I don't believe that.
	I think this is a big fucking troll because that's all Jackler and his stupid dumb tards, his internet tards know how to do.
	All right?
	That's all they know how to do is be a bunch of troll terrorist tards.
	And I don't believe it, boy.
	I don't believe it.
	I don't believe it one bit.
	All right, go shove it up your ass, Jackler.
	I'm serious.
	I hope, Jackler, that you and all those people that kick it with you in that goddamn chat room, I hope you all get cancer of the cock.
	You understand that?
	I hope you all get cancer of the cock.
	Jesus Christ.
	What else is this?
	What else is Ashley?
	The joke's on you, TN Apazhole.
	Ghosts laughing all the way to the bank.
	Oh, well, I don't know if that's really TN Apostle.
	I'm going to be honest with you.
	These are trolls.
	Don't deny the truth, Drunkler.
	We know you're a drunk old degenerate.
	Has been tard shekel goblin pieces.
	I am not a goddamn shekel goblin and I am not a drunk.
	Jesus Christ.
	And this is from, oh, look who it is.
	It's aesthetic.
	All right.
	Oh, it's aesthetic.
	Oh, oh.
	What the hell is this aesthetic?
	What the hell did you donate?
	What is this?
	How to make fairy bread?
	Oh, my God.
	I mean, let me tell you something.
	I know I have a big Australian contingent.
	What is this?
	Last one for the night Shekel Goblin.
	Shut up!
	Stop fucking donating the $12.
	I'm not joking.
	We've got aesthetic over here.
	How to make fairy bread?
	Telling you, I have a lot of Australian fans, but your Australian cuisine is fucking puke session.
	I'm not even joking.
	Fairy bread.
	You know what fairy bread is?
	It's basically regular sliced bread, and they throw sprinkles on it.
	And that's like a fucking Australian delicacy.
	I'm not even joking.
	Look at this crap.
	How to make fairy bread?
	What is this?
	Look at this.
	Look, I'm not even done.
	Look at this.
	This is Australian cuisine.
	Look at this.
	What are you talking about, guys?
	This is great.
	Hey, look at the old fairy bread, man.
	You know, like, no, I'm not smoking around.
	Oh, God damn it.
	Oh, goddammit.
	You sick.
	What the hell is this?
	Oh, my God.
	Oh, God.
	Oh, my God.
	Oh, my God.
	You sick son of a bitch.
	All right, that's enough.
	Take this sick goddamn perversion out of here for Christ's sake, man.
	Take that sick perversion out of here.
	I mean, good God.
	Good God, man.
	Oh, my God.
	Good God.
	Oh, my God.
	You sick son of a bitch.
	I'm not, oh, God.
	This fucking son of a bitch threw fucking butter on himself?
	Threw a bunch of butter on himself.
	With the first pick of the 2019 Ghost Show draft, the Texas Queers select Jackler, the best TGS community member.
	The Texas Queers?
	What the hell are you talking about?
	The Texas Queers, boy.
	Don't you dare, don't you dare even go there.
	Do you understand that, boy?
	I mean, I'm still in complete shock after that last video.
	That better not be the real aesthetic either.
	I'm not even joking, man.
	We've already had a talk aesthetic.
	And let me tell you something.
	You're starting to really chat my ass with these little trolls that you're doing, boy.
	I'm not even joking around.
	You're really chapping my goddamn ass with this crap.
	Son of a bitch.
	All right.
	Now, this next one is by the N-word.
	The N-wordler.
	The N-wordler, okay?
	Jesus Christ.
	Go ahead and put the PC shot on.
	What do we got?
	This we're going to use the meat target.
	For those who haven't seen it before, it's leather jacket skin followed by pork chop pectorals, pork ribs, a bag of orange meat target.
	What a waste of beef.
	What a waste of meat.
	I also want to take a moment to discuss hearing protection and eye protection.
	Forgive the delay.
	Can you shut up and get to a darling book?
	Who do you think you are?
	Is it your hitcock?
	But let me show you a close-up of these projectiles.
	Oh, Jesus Christ.
	Here's our four rounds.
	We see moderate expansions.
	Who gives a shit?
	These projectiles are in now.
	Let me show you a close-up of them.
	I mean, this is what happens when you're out there.
	I can only show you three projectiles because I'm not sure.
	By ourselves, shut up.
	What is this?
	Now, let me show you a close-up of these bullets.
	I don't know if you're going to get a bunch of people.
	I don't give a shit about your fucking bullets.
	Very good.
	There's a few more things to cover.
	And fair warning, this is the boring part of the video, right?
	Oh, this is the boring part?
	Are you?
	Jesus, you're going to fool me.
	You could have fooled me.
	All right, look, I've had enough of this guy.
	This guy is a scuffed hitcock.
	All right, this guy's a scuffed hitcock.
	Get him out of here.
	Get him out of here for Christ's sake, man.
	What a scuffed ass hitcock.
	Jesus Christ.
	And what is this?
	Jesus.
	Is this Twilly Atkins?
	Is this Twilly Atkins?
	Is this the real Twilly who's supposed to be in the inner circle who claim, I'm not going to troll anymore, ghosts?
	Swear, I want to be in the inner circle.
	I want to be in the inner circle.
	And what the hell did you do?
	What is how to destroy ghost autograph, you stupid bitch horse?
	ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
	Come on, ghosts.
	You should invite all your listeners to send me a ghost meeting.
	You burning my autograph, you bitch horse.
	You burning my autograph!
	God damn you!
	GOD DAMN YOU YOU FUCKING BITCH How dare you, man?
	How goddamn dare you!
	That's my autograph, man!
	That's my autograph!
	You son of a bitch!
	All right, I'm not, I'm not watching this until we get close to a prison.
	How goddamn dare you, you bitch horse!
	I'm not even joking around.
	I thought that you were gonna stop doing this horse shit.
	I thought you were gonna stop doing this horse shit, man.
	I'd buy that for a dollar.
	Man, stop donating the $12, dude.
	I'm not joking around.
	Stop doing it, man.
	Stop fucking doing it.
	Stop doing it for Christ's sake, man.
	It just never ends.
	And then right after fucking Tweely, it's Dark Mean Magician slut over here, huh?
	Oh, yeah, that's great.
	With the second pick in the 2019 Ghost Show draft, the San Antonio Wheelchair Select Aesthetic, the best leaker in the inner circle.
	Wait a minute.
	What is are you kidding me?
	What the hell did Dark Mean Magician Girl just fucking do?
	Only steers and queers come out of Texas.
	Screw your inner shekel goblin circle.
	Yeah, right.
	Yeah, bleed the sheep.
	Yeah, yeah, why don't you go suck this?
	How you like that, huh?
	Why don't you go suck this?
	All right, here, and while you're at it, take a whiff of this for Christ's sake.
	Well, hold on.
	Ghost autographs is lit.
	Ghost autograph is lit.
	Give me my fucking beer, man.
	Give me my fucking beer.
	I want to say cheers to Bash once again, man, for the $50 dono.
	Cheers, Bash.
	Thank you for the $50 dono.
	I mean, at least some people care, man.
	Give me my drink again.
	Now, this is what Dark Mean Magic.
	This is a Dark Mean Magician Girl face reveal or something.
	All right.
	This is the Dark Mean Magician Girl face reveal.
	This is what she's not doing when she's not in the kitchen.
	Let's go ahead and put a PC shot on.
	This is what she's not.
	Look at this.
	Oh!
	Oh, my God.
	See, this is Dark Mean Magician Girl right here.
	Oh, that sounded wet as hell.
	Oh, God, God, that's enough.
	All right, that's enough for Christ's sake, man.
	Jesus Christ, man.
	When you're climbing up a ladder and you hear something splatter, diarrhea, dude.
	Oh, my God.
	Yeah, she's going to definitely get some man doing that, right?
	Men are just going to just, you know, be breaking down her door doing that, huh?
	Oh, yeah.
	That sounded disgusting, man, for Christ's sake.
	Well, that was Dark Me Magician, girl.
	Happy to meet your, you know, your sharts.
	All right, here's Drunk Shekel.
	I can only imagine what this video is.
	Drunk Shekel, what is this?
	Hold on.
	I got to.
	Wait, wait a minute.
	What's this?
	Why am I getting a YouTube ad?
	Oh, man.
	All right.
	Drunk Shekel.
	I know what this is.
	I know what this is, you son of a bitch.
	And how convenient that I'm getting ads for a communist national anthem.
	Isn't that ironic?
	Don't you think?
	All right.
	Here's Drunk Shekel.
	Let's just listen.
	Here we go.
	Here we go.
	Here it goes again.
	Here it goes again.
	Russia sucks a cock winning because they're mouth breathers.
	They don't know how to close their mouth.
	They suck big strong hands and they do it for communism.
	All right, we get it.
	Take this goddamn rooski garbage out of it.
	Yeah, just take this roosky crap out of here.
	All right, we're not playing any of that damn card-carrying commie rooski crap.
	All right, you son of a bitch.
	And who the hell else is it?
	Sheriff Woody?
	Man, you guys, man.
	You goddamn sons of bitches, man.
	All right.
	I'm not even joking around.
	Who the hell is Sheriff Woody?
	This is what Sheriff Woody donated.
	Go ahead and play it.
	You actually think you're the Buzz Light here?
	Hey, God, look at it.
	Hey, aesthetic.
	If you're seriously wanting to join the outer circle, our secret handshake is to type crap to damn Captain Desi.
	What the hell is this, for Christ's sake?
	Oh, my God.
	Are you kidding me?
	Get this crap out of here.
	Get out of here.
	Hey, and Ard Hammond.
	I don't think anybody with it.
	If you're a part of the outer circle, that says it all, dude.
Fat Marshall Sheriff Woody Hit 00:04:59
	That says it all.
	I'm not even joking around.
	That says it all.
	All right?
	And by the way, you know what?
	You know what the outer circle can do?
	They can get their mothers to do the black man handshake on my penis.
	All right.
	And then maybe I'll maybe I'll give them a little bit of respect after that.
	All right.
	So all of you get your mums and tell them to do the black man handshake on my prick.
	All right.
	How do you like that?
	The outer circle.
	That's so you couldn't get any more gayer than the outer circle.
	It sounds like, you know, a bottom homosexual getting their outer anal ring busted because they had a, you know, enlarged penis inserted in their orifice.
	All right.
	That's what that sounds like.
	I'm not even joking.
	Doesn't that sound like, hey, it's the outer circle.
	And you know what?
	His pennis was so big, it broke my outer ring.
	Jesus Christ.
	Just give me my freaking drink.
	Ah.
	Let's let's let's continue going so we can, you know, so we can stop this for Christ's sake.
	All right.
	All right.
	What else is it?
	What do we have here?
	This one was donated by Ghost the Scotch Connoisseur, huh?
	Ghost the Scotch Connoisseur.
	Not this.
	I'm not a drunk asshole.
	Put the PC shot on.
	I'm not a goddamn drunk.
	It's a blend of the favorite Scotch whiskeys from all over Scott.
	I'm a cornosaur, damn it!
	And then a song.
	I am not like this guy.
	I don't know why you trolls say that.
	I am nothing like this dude.
	It's as smooth as the lake from a.
	Jesus Christ, you're making me belch.
	And it's got a nutty fair, too.
	With a soup song of ginger and almonds.
	You know, this little fucking sucker is the favorite drink of everybody in the United States.
	I don't like this one.
	I don't know where you trolls get this.
	It goes good with ice or without ice.
	It goes good with water or without ice.
	Jesus Christ.
	This guy is severely drunk.
	Who is this dude?
	Breaking news.
	Trump is renaming the Grand Canyon to Cornhole Canyon Ear of Corn, Ear of Corn, Ear of Corn.
	Go shove it up, your ass.
	And look, stop comparing me to this drunk dude, all right?
	I am not a drunk.
	Okay, I'm a connoisseur, damn it.
	Do you understand me?
	There's a big difference.
	A big goddamn difference.
	And who the hell is this?
	This is, oh, John Doe again.
	He said this is the last one for the night.
	Yeah, are you sure?
	Huh?
	Are you sure this is the last one for the night, huh?
	Are you sure?
	I'd buy that for a dollar.
	Oh my, I don't think that I am old enough to see what was in that last video with the man resting on that other man.
	I'm just an innocent little gal.
	Well, then what are you doing here, you son of a bitch?
	Man.
	Explains why you voted, huh?
	Hey, Dark Me Magician Girl, I'm telling you, you're lucky I'm not your goddamn man.
	Because if I was your man, I would summon the spirit of Ike Turner and get my pimp hand strong on you to basically physically put you back in line because that's what you need.
	All right.
	I think that's what you need.
	And too bad there's not a real man over there that's man enough to do that for Christ's sake because you need to be physically put in the goddamn kitchen, be acquainted with some damn kitchen appliances so that you can have some self-worth to yourself instead of being some bonbon eating, a couch potato watching, soap opera looking piece of trash.
	All right.
	And by the way, this next one is by John Doe, and you all heard it.
	You all heard the beginning of it.
	It's hit or miss.
	I'm a meme memeh.
	I mean, that is the most stupidest meme ever.
	That is the stupidest fucking meme ever.
	But you know what?
	This is the dumbing down of Western civilization.
	All right.
	They're turning into a bunch of tards.
	Like, yeah, hit or miss.
	I'm a meme, meh, meh, man.
	Stupid idiot.
	This is by John Doe.
	Play it for Christmas.
	Hit or miss.
	I guess they never miss, huh?
	You got a boyfriend.
	I bet he's a little bit of a damn.
	All right, you know what?
	You know what?
	I'm not letting this end.
	I hate this fucking song.
	I hate this whole fucking meme.
	I hate the, it's stupid.
	I'm not.
	And by the way, you're a bunch of racists to sit over here and continue to use this person trying to make fun of Jewish people.
	All right?
	And people are asking me, couch potato watching.
	Yeah, you know what?
	You sons of bitches are too stupid.
	You sit on the TV and watch the couch.
	That's how stupid you are.
	All right.
	You're so stupid you tried to drown a fish.
	All right?
	You're so stupid you sell your car for gas money for Christ's sake.
Poorly Educated Celtic Brony Belch 00:12:16
	All right.
	Who the hell is this?
	Fat Marshall?
	This is Fat Marshall.
	Fat Marshall.
	I've heard that name before for Christ's sake.
	Where the hell have you been?
	All right?
	You've been around since like 2010.
	Where the hell have you been, for Christ's sake, man?
	You've been putting a probe in your ass or something?
	Go ahead and put the PC shot on.
	Here it is.
	I just want to hang out.
	No big deal.
	There's an incel right here.
	This is incels right here.
	Get away from me, incel.
	Get away from me.
	No, I want to hang out here.
	I want to be your friend.
	I want to be your friend.
	Come here.
	I want to be your friend.
	Oh, yeah.
	I want to be your friend.
	Jesus Christ.
	I mean, typical incel autist Asperger activity right there.
	All right.
	I'm not even joking around.
	Typical.
	I'm not even kidding.
	I am not kidding.
	Oh, Jesus.
	This next one is by Ghost Can't Piss.
	What are you talking about, baby?
	I piss, and I piss like I got a 15 and a half for Christ's sake.
	All right.
	I mean, I'm not even joking.
	I take like, you know, I take like a minute and a half pisses, all right?
	I'm not even joking around.
	Wait a minute.
	What is this?
	Ghost Can't Piss donated this.
	What is this?
	What the hell?
	Attention.
	Catheter patience.
	I'm a professional cowboy.
	Not this.
	And I use catheters.
	Been cowboying for 25 years.
	I've broken 14 bones, had two concussions and a punctured lung.
	I know pain, and I don't want any more of it.
	Especially when I cath.
	Well, now I use these new nearly painless catheters.
	Nearly painless catheters.
	They hurt less compared to the old ones.
	These ain't nothing.
	Here's how it works.
	You call and you get a free catheter sample.
	I was just like you.
	Wondering if I should call.
	Boy, I'm glad I did.
	Give yourself a break from pain and try these new catheters.
	I don't want a catheter.
	All right, that's enough.
	I can't believe that there's, you know, these are actual advertisements.
	Nearly painless catheters.
	All you got to do is take this hard plastic thing, put it in your pee hole, and leave it in there, and then wrap this bag around your leg, and you're home free.
	You don't even have to worry about taking a piss anymore.
	You just let it rip.
	You just let it rip, baby.
	Oh, God.
	And thank God, this is the last one.
	And of course, who is it by?
	None other than Dark Mean Magician Girl.
	All right.
	None other than Dark Mean Magician Girl.
	Press B to ban bloodbath or blood fart.
	Blood fart.
	Jesus Christ.
	All right.
	This is the last one.
	Dark Mean Magician Girl.
	Jesus fucking Christ.
	What a night.
	All right.
	What is this?
	Explains why you voted, huh?
	Wait a minute.
	What is this?
	Hold on.
	Hold on.
	What is this, Dark Mean Magician slut?
	What is this?
	We won with poorly educated.
	I love the poorly educated.
	Hey, asshole.
	Hey, he's talking about you, me magician girl.
	I'm not poorly educated, all right?
	I'm very highly educated.
	Do you understand me?
	I mean, I'm only unfortunately dumbing myself down because all that listens to me is a bunch of autist, Asperger, half-tarred trolls.
	All right.
	I mean, you don't understand, man.
	I mean, if it were up to me, I would be articulately explaining a bunch of current events and political commentary and some financial insight for Christ's sake.
	All right.
	But instead, I am dumbed down to your autist level for Christ's sake.
	And this is what I got to do just to communicate with you, sons of bitches, all right?
	I'm a highly educated son of a bitch, all right, that knows how to speak American and I know how to speak American good, all right?
	Give me my goddamn trick.
	You know what?
	I'm almost done with this shit.
	Hold on.
	As a matter of fact, before I do that, I had a shot here that I poured myself, and I didn't even get to it because I'm too busy watching these stupid YouTube videos for Christ's sake.
	Anyway, cheers to the highly educated and cheers to the poorly educated.
	And I'm really big with the poorly educated, all right?
	Cheers, baby.
	Cheers.
	I'd buy that for a dollar.
	Hey, ghost, happy Baller Friday.
	Just cracked open an ice-cold modello to drown myself in the misery.
	That is your show.
	Hey, can you put in a good world for me to dark me magician girl?
	Also, here's a spicy video.
	Hey, can you put in a good world for dark?
	I mean, Weena, come on, dude.
	You know?
	You're half a tard.
	Everybody knows it.
	All right.
	Everybody knows it for Christ's sake.
	All right.
	Calm down.
	Stop the autist rants.
	You'll drive people away and end the TCR, you shuckle thought bitch.
	All right, shut up.
	All right.
	Hey, the autist are the poorly educated.
	I'm very big with the poorly educated.
	What are you talking about, man?
	I'm very big with the poorly educated.
	I'm sick.
	Hold on.
	What is this?
	What is this?
	Wait a minute.
	Is this.
	Is this you, Weena?
	Oh my God.
	You should have just kept yourself off the video, dude.
	What is this?
	What is this?
	I'm sick and tired of you thinking that I post these tweets, but apparently I didn't.
	This Celtic Brony guy just wants to think that I did it, but apparently I didn't.
	He's a person named me.
	So you better stop him.
	Oh, Jesus.
	Okay.
	We're going to stop Celtic Brony, and then we're just going to take him down.
	Hashtag, stop Celtic Brony.
	Celtic Brody, you better stop this right now.
	Okay?
	You better leave my cow loans and you better get the fuck off of Twitter.
	Oh, my God.
	Hashtag stop Celtic Brody.
	All right.
	Get out of here for Christ's sake.
	All right.
	Jeez.
	Man, that was cringe as hell, dude.
	I mean, that was just, man, that was such bad cringe.
	I mean, I don't even know what the hell to say about that for Christ's sake, man.
	I mean, I mean, look, I'm going to tell you autists something, and I'm speaking from the heart here.
	If you don't know how to spoken, then don't get on the internets and say anything.
	I'm just saying, all right?
	You can insult our moms, but at the very least, Aesthetic expressed interest in joining the outer circle last night so that he could be around a tard like Ard Hammond.
	Ard Hammond.
	Just type cap to ban Captain Desi.
	Ard Hammond, you just posted a video of your overweight self, which looks like of Middle Eastern descent, talking about you wish your mommy would tuck you in, dude.
	And if aesthetic is expressing interest in that, well, you know, you know, maybe he's got a maybe he's a chubby chaser.
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	Maybe he's a Middle Eastern chubby chaser.
	I don't know, okay?
	I've always been questionable about aesthetic because, you know, yeah, I don't know, man.
	He likes to hang around, you know, weird people, you know?
	He went to the club with some transgendered one time and he said, no, you don't understand, Ghost.
	It was, you know, it was my friend's friend.
	And, you know, just, I was going out, you know, doing my thing, you know.
	And you know what I was doing?
	I was doing Shantae, Oh, Christ.
	All right, I need some more beer for Christ's sake.
	All right, I need some more beer.
	I need more beer, man.
	For Christ's sake.
	I need some more goddamn beer.
	Wait a minute.
	Have I been here for three hours and 18 minutes for Christ's sake?
	God damn it, man.
	I wanted to get out of here before 12 so I could go to a bar and I can, you know, drink some fucking beer, some cold draft beer, and go goddamn eat some chicken wings.
	But of course, every Friday, and you know, I want to be honest with you, dude.
	I don't even want to do the Saturday Night Troll Show tomorrow.
	I don't want to do it.
	I don't.
	The autists pay your bills, you shekel goblin shit.
	Shut up.
	All right.
	Shut your mouth.
	Give me my goddamn beer.
	All right.
	Just shut your goddamn mouth.
	All right.
	Media share now for two months.
	Media share now?
	What the fuck do you think I've been doing?
	Jesus Christ.
	Oh my God.
	What the hell do you all think I've been doing for Christ's sake, man?
	Oh, here's this leftist evil mirror.
	All right, fine.
	I didn't want to do this, but I guess now I have to live up to the evil in my name.
	Unless Ghost bans Captain Desi in the next five minutes, I'll start dropping Avengers endgame spoilers.
	Also, justice for Levine.
	I don't give a shit if you drop fucking spoilers for your mother's goddamn poo nanny.
	All right, do you think I give a shit about the Avengers?
	Do you think I give a crap about you dropping any kind of fucking comic book?
	I don't give a crap.
	Jesus Christ, evil mirror.
	I thought, you know, I should have known you're a fucking, you know, one of these people that goes and attends these damn comic book movies.
	I'm not even joking around.
	It makes me sick.
	You know, these freaking comic book movies, for Christ's sake, all right?
	Jesus Christ.
	Give me my drink.
	I need some more beer.
	All right, you know what I'm doing now.
	I'm already three hours and 20 minutes in.
	You know what time it is, right?
	You know what time it is.
	It's time for me to break out the tetrahydrocannebanol, the marijuana, the reefer, the grass, the endo, the chronic, the poo smoke.
	You know what time it is, baby.
	Where's my goddamn bag?
	Where's the bag?
	Let me get this shit.
	Where's my pipe?
	I need my pipe.
	Where's my goddamn pipe for Christ's sake?
	All right, here it is.
	All right, where's the lighter?
	Where's the lighter?
	All right, here it is.
	All right.
	And listen, all of you people that are sitting here trying to suggest that this is crack or something.
	This is freaking marijuana, dude.
	Look, look.
	Let me open the bag.
	Look at that.
	Jesus, you're making me some fucking belch.
	All right, listen to this.
	Listen, listen.
	Listen to those buds, dude.
	Listen.
	Listen to those buds.
	Listen.
	Listen.
	Listen to that bud, dude.
	All right.
	It's not meth.
	Shut your mouth.
	All right.
	It's not fucking meth.
	Shut up.
	All right.
	It's tetrahydrocannabinol.
	It's grass.
	All right.
	It's marijuana.
	It's reefer.
	It's poo smoke, baby.
	Do you understand what I'm saying?
	So shut up.
	Shut your goddamn mouth.
	Give me my goddamn here.
	Let me load this bowl for Christ's sake.
	Let me load this goddamn bowl.
	What is what, scat man?
	Is it that time to pretend to smoke?
	I'm not.
	How do you fucking figure that I'm pretending to smoke, dude?
	Why would I even bring this as a part of the show?
	I'm actually trying to self-medicate here.
	And the reason I'm trying to self-medicate is because of you, rusty trombone players.
	Sounds like Mexican shit, weed.
	It's not Mexican shit, dude.
Want Fat Femme Bottom Shit 00:03:30
	All right.
	I'm not joking.
	The Mexican kid that sells candy apples on the corner, he knows how to get this medical grade stuff, baby.
	Look at this.
	I got blueberry chronic, baby.
	All right?
	Come and get some.
	As a matter of fact, I even got some leftover.
	I got some leftover Girl Scout cookies.
	All right.
	You hear that?
	This is in one of these little pop-up little containers.
	It's in like a little plastic container.
	You squeeze it on the sides and there you pop that open, baby.
	As a matter of fact, let's go ahead and do a blend.
	Let's do a blend of, you know, some blue, some blueberry Kush and let's put a little bit of Girl Scout cookies in there.
	Woo!
	And let's smoke shit, huh?
	Let's smoke shit.
	Huh?
	There we go.
	Let's go ahead and do this.
	All right.
	Medical grade marijuana, tetrahydrocannebanol.
	You know what it is.
	And shut up in the chat room, dude.
	Shut up in the damn chat room, dude.
	What is this?
	I'd buy that for a dollar.
	I mean, if aesthetic is a chubby chaser, I'm a pretty thick person with chubbiness in the right places.
	Oh, no.
	My DMs are always open aesthetic baby bun.
	I can even hang out with you and Distillen in Australia.
	Wink wink.
	Oh, my God, dude.
	I mean, first of all, if anybody was going to go there, let's just say that Aesthetic is, you know, he's a little bisexual, which, you know, I don't know if he is.
	I think he has those tendencies.
	But anyway, let's just say he does.
	Why would he want a fat femme?
	Why would aesthetic want a fat femme?
	Aesthetic is a muscle head, dude.
	I'm not even telling you, have you seen him?
	He's fucking, oh, he's fucking ripped and shit.
	Why in the hell would he want a fat, disgusting femme?
	You know what I mean?
	And not to mention, you know, with all due respect, Ard Hammond, I know you're in the Middle East.
	I mean, y'all don't even bathe over there, right?
	Y'all don't even like use traditional showers.
	Y'all like, you know, put oils on yourself.
	That's like how you get yourself clean.
	You know, you like, you know, you put some like pickled oil on yourselves or something like that.
	And not to mention, don't you, like, you know, folks in the Middle East, you wipe your ass with your left hand and whatever you can't get out of your left hand, you like, you know, you get like a little garden hose sprayer and you like, you know, you kind of like wrench your ass off like that.
	I mean, I'm not even joking.
	I mean, you have to understand something, okay?
	And I'm not just talking to Art Hammond here.
	I'm not just talking to Ard.
	Can you play this as you blaze it?
	Thanks, ghost.
	God damn it, Dark Me Magician Girl, for Christ's sake.
	I mean, listen, I just don't understand.
	Anybody who is a bottom, if you are homosexual, why would you be a fat bottom?
	Why would you be a fat bottom, for Christ's sake?
	All right, what is this?
	All right, you asked for it.
	Spider-Man returns to life as a girl.
	Antman is smuggled into America in a prophylactic.
	And Hulk wears sweaters and dabs on kids.
	Man, Evil Mira, I mean, you know, I'm starting to question your...
	Yeah, never mind.
	All right.
	I mean, why would anybody want a fat femme, dude?
	I mean, don't you understand that, you know, if you're a top looking for a bottom, you're looking for an ass.
	You know, an ass.
	And you don't want a fat fuck, all right, that's probably got taint all up in his crack, all up in the cheeks.
Michelin Man Commercial Weed Trap 00:03:49
	You know what I mean?
	I mean, you don't want that, dude.
	You know, you want a bottom, like a twink trap tranny bottom that, you know, not only, you know, douches their ass on a consistent basis so it can be clean as a whistle, but also does some anal bleaching.
	You know, do a little anal bleaching to get that, you know, you know, the brown taint, you know, whenever you're wiping your ass.
	You know what I'm saying?
	I'm just saying.
	I'm just saying, I guarantee you, Art Hammond and other fat femmes aren't doing that.
	I'm just saying.
	Look, I'm not gay, dude.
	I'm just speaking logically.
	All right.
	That's all I'm doing.
	I'm just speaking logically.
	All right.
	Jesus Christ.
	Give me my freaking beer for Christ.
	I'm just saying.
	I'm just saying, man.
	All right?
	Give me my goddamn drink.
	I'm just saying, I don't believe in fat fems, dude.
	I don't believe it.
	It's a put-on.
	All right.
	It's a put-on.
	It's a put-on.
	That's all I'm saying.
	All right.
	Anyway, I think we got Dark Meme Magician Girl.
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	Why are you doing this, Dark Meme Magician, girl?
	Do you even have a man?
	Do you have a man?
	Do you have a goddamn man?
	Why am I.
	This is a god.
	I got a goddamn commercial for the Michelin man.
	I got a commercial for the Michelin man.
	All right, I'm not playing that.
	Hold on, what is this?
	What is this, Dark Meme Magician, girl?
	I'm supposed to hit the pipe, the weed pipe that is, to this?
	Hold on, put the goddamn PC shot on.
	What is this?
	What is this garbage, man?
	What the hell is this?
	That's a lot of weed.
	Is this a game with weed?
	Is the dude protecting a weed stock, for Christ's sake?
	What the hell is this?
	That's a bad...
	That's a bad weed graphic.
	It looks like Christmas trees.
	Why are you burning up all the weed, dude?
	Look at that.
	Why don't you get close to it and inhale like why don't you do that?
	All right, that's enough, Dark Mean Magician, girl.
	All right.
	All right.
	And by the way, what race are these people that are protecting the weed crowd?
	What race are these people?
	Are these Colombians?
	Huh?
	Are these Guatemalans?
	Are these Mexicans?
	What are they?
	Are they Caribbeans?
	Here, get close to the lead so you can It's three more to go.
	All right, that's enough.
	Take this crap off.
	All right, that's enough.
	Good God.
	All right, and shut up saying that that's Texas.
	That ain't Texas, boy.
Whoop Ass Front Fuckin' Internet 00:15:16
	All right.
	Jesus Christ, man.
	What a Baller Friday this has turned out to be.
	And I told you, I don't really want to do this show for you, trolls.
	I don't even want to do the Saturday Night Troll Show tomorrow, dude.
	I don't even want to do the Saturday Night Troll Show tomorrow.
	After all you've done to me this week, episode 46, 47, 48.
	I mean, if y'all haven't looked at those shows, I strongly advise you to look at them, man.
	I mean, it just.
	Give me my goddamn drink.
	I can't get drunk fast enough, dude.
	I can't.
	I'm gonna chug this.
	I can't shut up in the chat room.
	I see you people.
	You shut your mouth.
	I'm not even joking, man.
	You're fucking man.
	You're goddamn lucky that you're not in front of me in a fucking bar somewhere or you're not in front of my face.
	I'm not even joking around, man.
	I would beat the be Jesus out of all of you, man.
	I would beat the bejesus out of all of you, man.
	Son of a bitch.
	See, don't you take a whiff of that.
	Hey, and all of you people saying that you would kick my ass.
	Are you fucking joking?
	Are you?
	You've got to be joking me, man.
	Are you shitting me?
	I would beat the living be Jesus out of you, man.
	I would whoop your ass so bad that your great-great-grandkids would have black eyes and a bleeding anus.
	You understand?
	And you want to know why they'd have a bleeding anus?
	Because I would shove my boots so far up your ass that you and your next three or four generations would be shitting out leather for the next goddamn fucking lifetime.
	You understand?
	Jesus Christ.
	Oh my God.
	What now, Evil Mira?
	This is on You Now Ghost.
	Hulk Bangs the actor of one of the other Hulk movies in a cameo.
	Captain America stares at and comments on his own ass.
	And Tony Hawk skates in during a blink and you'll miss its scene.
	I don't give a shit.
	All right, Evil Mira.
	I don't care.
	I don't care.
	Shut up.
	And you people that are sitting over here saying, oh, I'm so scared, ghost.
	Yeah, you talk a lot of fucking shit over the internet.
	All right, you're you, you all are real goddamn tech warriors, boy.
	I guarantee you, if I saw you in real life, you would be running the other way.
	You understand that?
	You'd be running the other way before I left you in a puddle of your own blood and piss.
	You understand me?
	I'm not even fucking joking around.
	I'm a bad, I'm a bad motherfucker.
	All right.
	I'm a bad motherfucker.
	All right?
	In honor of Twilly Atkins burning Ghosts Autograph.
	If we get enough donations with the hashtag Fuckth Inner Circle, I will film and post me burning not only Ghosts Autograph, but the Texas flag.
	Shove it up your ass.
	All right.
	And don't talk about the inner circle, you piece of crap.
	They're my friends.
	They're my family.
	Shut up.
	Shut up.
	And I'm not an internet tough guy, you son of a bitch.
	All right.
	I don't talk shit.
	I do shit.
	You understand?
	I don't talk shit.
	I do shit for Christ's sake, man.
	I'm not even joking around, man.
	I fucking, you fucking internet people.
	You're lucky that you're living in your goddamn mommy's basement.
	You're lucky that you're flapping your fat Cheeto stained fingers on the keyboard and you're not in front of my fucking face right now, boy.
	You understand that?
	I would split your nuts to the fucking front of your head to the back of your ass.
	You understand?
	I would fucking put your head between my legs and pile drive you into the fucking ground and that stack of dimes you call a neck, you sorry sack of crap.
	You understand that?
	I would whoop your ass so bad.
	What is this?
	Yeah, hashtag fuck the inner circle.
	Go shove it up your ass.
	All right, go shove it up your ass.
	Let me tell you something.
	All right.
	Let me tell you something.
	You're lucky that I don't know where you're at.
	Because if I knew where you're at, I would go to your house, bang your wife, drown your goldfish, kick your dog, and then kick your ass so bad and stop a mud hole in your ass, kick it dry, and then take a dirty diarrhea crap in it.
	And all you could do is look back at me with a brown smile about it, boy.
	Son of a bitch.
	All right, that's enough.
	All right, give me.
	God damn it.
	I wish you fucking guys were here, man.
	God damn it.
	I wish this was real life, man.
	I wish I was real life.
	I'd whoop your fucking asses, man.
	I'd smack you around.
	I'd beat your ass like I was your daddy.
	Give me my goddamn.
	I need some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
	I need some more beer, man.
	Give me some more goddamn beer just so I can pallet these stupid internet punks.
	All right?
	Just so I can pallet these stupid internet punks, man.
	And I'm telling you, I'd whoop your ass like I was your daddy.
	And I'm sure that's what some of you want, huh?
	Some of you want me to be your father figure, huh?
	Is that it?
	Huh?
	You want me to be your daddy?
	Huh?
	Buy that for a dollar.
	Hey, ghost, we don't care.
	Go take a piss with your catheter now.
	Go shove it up your ass, all right?
	Shove it up your ass, all right?
	What is this outer circle?
	You're a fucking bunch of idiots.
	You're a bunch of fucking incel fat asses.
	I'll whoop your ass so hard you'll be begging to die at that moment.
	Oh, yeah?
	I'd stick my size 16 so far up your ass, your own children, their children, and their children's children will have their assholes ripped.
	Oh, yeah, you talk real?
	You're talking a lot of garbage over the internet, boy.
	Seeing as how you cucked so easily to Ice Poseidon, I highly doubt you could kick anyone's ass you fat cups.
	I didn't cuck to Ice Poseidon.
	Shut your mouth.
	Shut your goddamn mouth.
	That's a damn lie, and you know it.
	Remember, we own you.
	Hashtag cuck.
	I've got your fucking cucks, Scatman.
	I've got your fucking cucks, Scatman.
	Give me my goddamn beer.
	For Christ's sake, you sons of bitches out here trying to talk garbage to me.
	All right, trying to talk garbage to me for Christ's sake.
	Fuck the inner circle, burn the Texas flag.
	You all wish that you were in the inner circle, you son of a bitch.
	You understand that?
	You wish you were in the inner circle.
	Let me tell you, what is this?
	Well, what now, Evil Mira?
	Captain Desi deserves this.
	Half of the movie is devoted to a musical number.
	Groot repopulates the planet with little tree saplings.
	And Captain America is finally pushed by a black man.
	Who gives a shit, Evil Mira?
	God damn it, you leftist piece of garbage.
	Who gives a crap?
	All right?
	And by the way, you people are talking garbage to me about Ice Poseidon and the CX network.
	You assholes are posting CX in the chat.
	Yeah, CX in the chat.
	Yay!
	Yay!
	CX is dead.
	CX is over, you idiot.
	Don't you understand that?
	CX is gone.
	And you, you killed it.
	All of you assholes killed it, man.
	So don't sit over here and give me this ah, CX in the chat room.
	Yay!
	Yay!
	Yeah!
	Wow.
	Wait a minute.
	Hold on.
	Hold on.
	I'm looking at the CX multi-stream here.
	Hold on, look at this.
	Look at the CX multi-stream.
	This is CX now.
	Look at this.
	Look at this.
	This is CX now.
	Look at this.
	Nobody, nobody.
	Nobody except Burger Planet.
	Burger Planet's on here.
	Let me look for Burger Planet.
	He's streaming out of his van for Christ's sake again.
	Oh, that's great.
	Isn't that great?
	Burger Planet.
	What is Burger Planet doing?
	What is he doing?
	What is he doing for Christ?
	What is he talking about?
	I mean, he's just sitting over there babbling in a van somewhere on a Friday night.
	That's what goddamn Burger Planet is doing.
	What is this?
	Put it on.
	Oh, God.
	I'm in hell on live streaming interlax.
	Oh, my God.
	Get a breakfast, Burger.
	Man, last time we got.
	We can't hear you, Burger.
	Why don't you speak up in your van?
	It wasn't as good as it used to be.
	Oh, my God.
	Look at Burger Planet.
	What is he doing?
	Is he smoking a jewel?
	Get at least eight hours of sleep tonight.
	Thank you, Jeff.
	Why don't you get some content juice there, Burger, and go out and go commiserate with the people?
	How about that?
	To sleep.
	I'm 37.
	I didn't know I needed to sleep.
	Oh, my hours.
	Oh, my gosh.
	Jesus Christ.
	I mean, this is what this is on right now.
	This is the CX network right now.
	It's just not as good as he is.
	This is the CX network right now.
	The Midwest, because, does anyone know?
	Midwest has one of my favorite burgers.
	Oh, my God.
	God.
	In all of the world.
	Let me have a drink.
	Blair Bring Kimmy.
	Hey, Burger.
	Hi.
	What is he doing, dude?
	What is he doing?
	Good.
	Whatever that guy said.
	What is he doing?
	Give me my drink.
	What is he doing?
	Okay, what a burger.
	This is so fun.
	Isn't it what?
	What was my broadcast was like this?
	How's everyone doing?
	I think I've said.
	How many times have I asked?
	How's everyone doing?
	How are you?
	Are you good?
	I'm great.
	All right, I've had enough.
	I've had enough of Burger Planet.
	I've had enough.
	And shut up in the don't tell him anything in the chat room.
	Don't tell him anything in the chat room, dude.
	Oh, he doesn't know.
	Oh, I was talking about steak and shade.
	All right, we get it.
	All right, that's enough.
	All right, get this eating.
	All right, we get it.
	That's the CX network.
	That's the CX network right now, folks.
	Okay.
	You all are talking about, yeah, CX.
	Yay!
	CX in the chat room.
	Yay.
	Wow.
	Yay.
	That's CX, dude.
	That's CX in the chat.
	There it is right there.
	CX is dead.
	CX is over, dude.
	All right.
	You all can sit here and you can beg for CX.
	Look, look, look, let's go back to the multi-stream.
	Let's go.
	Well, hold on.
	What is this?
	At least he shows his face.
	Ghost.
	Three.
	Well, great.
	I don't want to see that face.
	As a matter of fact, he's losing hair because he's on keto.
	Somebody needs to tell him that.
	You know, that's why his hairline is loose because he's on keto.
	All right.
	Go ahead.
	What is this?
	See, this is the CX network.
	Look at this.
	No jumper.
	They put no jumper on there.
	What a fucking fake-ass studio gangster no jumper is.
	And Cassie live.
	Oh, yeah.
	I'm Cassie and yeah.
	Look at me.
	I'm going to show my ass and yeah.
	Wow.
	And who are these dudes?
	Who's Dave the dude?
	Who the hell is Morph Mike?
	Who the hell is...
	Oh, that's the frickin' butler.
	That's the black butler that, you know, ended up freaking out or whatever.
	I mean, and Scheme Ask Andy, whatever happened to Scheme Ask Andy?
	Did he get his ass whooped out there on the boulevard?
	I don't think so.
	He probably tried to shank a mofo or something.
	You know what I'm saying?
	All right.
	Anyway, let me let me move out of here.
	Let me let me get out of here.
	Hey, and shut up.
	All of you people that are coming into this chat room, you all just shut your mouth.
	All right, you just shut your stupid steak and salmon-smelling holes out there for Christ's sake, you son of a bitch.
	God damn it, all right.
	This is the CX network, dude.
	What do you want?
	What do you want?
	Ghost 12 assholes.
	Oh my god, you're gonna.
	Can you all stop donating the 12 bucks, please, man?
	I mean, I'm not even joking, man.
	Can you all just stop?
	Can you all just stop?
	Can you all just stop hell for Christ's sake?
	All right.
	All right.
	I'll go ahead and what is this?
	What kind of YouTube video is?
	Oh, no.
	Oh, no.
	Oh, my God.
	Put the PC shot on there.
	What the hell is this?
	Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
	Bonito Ghostini, Radio Graffiti.
	I mean, let me tell you a story, all right?
	I was bullied.
	All right.
	I was bullied by some kids.
	And, you know, I went to trench coat mafia hung out on ATC.
	I never said that.
	That's a fucking air pushing me around or slapping me around again in my ass and all this crap, right?
	Eric Harris said, he said, bull, I got it shotgun.
	So, you know what I did?
	I had to take it upon myself.
	You son of a bitch.
	You son of a bitch.
	Little worthless people.
	Look, take this out of here.
	This is not funny, you asshole.
	This is not funny.
	Shut the fuck up.
	All of you in the chat room laughing.
	Shut your mouth or I'll abandon your ass.
	I've had enough of this crap.
	That's not fucking funny.
	Shut up in the chat room.
	That's not funny.
	God damn it, man.
	Give me my fucking drink, man.
	That's not fucking funny, dude.
	That's not funny.
	Let me tell you something, man.
	You're lucky I don't implement chat room martial law right now, all right?
	You're lucky I don't implement chat room goddamn martial law right now, for Christ's sake, all right?
	You goddamn bastards, you're lucky.
	You sons of bitches, for Christ.
Adventures Babysitting Trash Talk 00:02:22
	Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
	Burger Planet's talking trash?
	What?
	What's that song from Adventures and Babysitting?
	Then he kissed me.
	Burger Planet's not talking trash.
	She's talking about adventures in babysitting.
	All right, shut up.
	Burger Planet's not talking garbage, all right?
	Whoa, whoa, whoa.
	Hold on, what is this?
	Oh, Jesus Christ.
	All right, that's enough.
	All right, that's enough.
	All right, get Burger Planet off my screen for Christ's sake, all right?
	Get Burger Planet off my screen for Christ's sake.
	All right?
	So, fuck.
	All right, get me out of here.
	Get me out of here.
	Give me, I don't want to hear Burger fucking singing.
	Just shut up.
	I don't want to hear Burger singing.
	Another 12-bucker, dude.
	It never ends, dude.
	It just, it's just never going to end, isn't it, man?
	This shit's just never going to end for Christ's sake.
	I mean, I'm over here.
	I'm giving you a show today.
	I'm giving you all a show.
	I don't even know if I'm going to do a show tomorrow.
	I'm going to be honest.
	I don't even know if I'm going to do a goddamn show tomorrow.
	I mean, you guys have fucked this whole goddamn ghost show up for the whole week.
	The past three episodes have been complete garbage.
	All right.
	Oh, Jesus.
	Not again.
	Is this the same fuck?
	This is the same shit.
	Hold on.
	Hold on.
	Let me do this again.
	This can't be the same shit.
	Hold on.
	Oh, and you see, you're making me belch, all you sons of bitches.
	You're making me belch.
	Who the hell?
	Oh, fucking.
	Who's donating this shit?
	Who the hell's donating this crap?
	Stop donating the 12 buckers, man.
	Put the PC shot on so we can get this fucking shit going.
	Oh, hold on, hold on, whoa, whoa, hold on, what?
	What?
	Mrs. Ghost's cooking is a biohazard.
	Don't talk about Mrs. Ghost like that.
	All right.
	She didn't mean, she didn't mean to make bad spaghetti.
	All right.
	It's not her fault.
	All right.
	And by the way, I already implemented disciplinary action on Mrs. Ghost.
	Go ahead and play this crap.
	Who the hell else do we got going on?
	Benito Gostini, radio graffiti.
	I mean, I'm shooting Vietnamese here.
	I mean, this is jungle warfare.
Pasta Weeks Ghost Two Sexual 00:11:15
	Ha ha!
	Napalm for now.
	Man, this is this.
	I've already told you idiots.
	You know what?
	I'm not letting this.
	Shut up.
	Shut this crap up.
	I'm not going to fucking let this play anymore.
	I've told you, sons of bitches.
	I've told all of you.
	Don't talk about Viet fucking now, man.
	Don't talk about Viet fucking nam.
	I've already told you, idiots.
	I've already told you, idiots.
	All right?
	Give me my damn drink.
	I can't get drunk fast enough, dude.
	All right.
	I'm smoking marijuana.
	All right.
	I'm smoking the tetrahydrocannebinol.
	I'm smoking the reefer.
	All right.
	I'm going to go ahead and smoke this.
	All right.
	And you know what?
	You all, I'm doing me right now.
	That's what I'm doing.
	I'm doing me.
	All right.
	Ready to take another trip on the creepy side of YouTube?
	You fucking piece of shit.
	I mean, enough!
	Enough!
	What was it like shooting those Asians in a wheelchair?
	Fuck you, unlisted ninja.
	All right, go shove it up your ass, unlisted ninja, man.
	Jenda Sawyer, I'm telling you, that's a man, baby.
	That is not a woman.
	That is a man pretending to be a woman.
	All right.
	And I can almost.
	Hold on.
	What is this?
	What the hell did you just donate?
	Ghost, you should try out a marijuana wax pen, too.
	I am high as fuck, brother.
	Cheers.
	Are you talking about like a vape pen?
	You're talking about one of these vape pens with the vape juice and all that stuff.
	And you just kind of, you know, all that good stuff.
	Is that it?
	All right.
	Look, this is what Jenda Sawyer donated.
	What is this?
	Why does this got four million hits?
	Need them...
	See...
	Red...
	What the fu- Oh, geez.
	What the hell is this?
	Why do people make garbage like this?
	Why do people make garbage?
	I don't understand.
	All right, me get this.
	Get this shit.
	Get this.
	Get this fucking bitch out of here, for Christ's sake.
	Some stupid bitch drowning in her soup.
	Some bitch drowning in her soup.
	For Christ's sake, skip pasta dinner for two bucks.
	That's not funny, you assholes.
	All right.
	I mean, I mean, don't you understand?
	Spaghetti damn near killed me for Christ's sake, man.
	Jesus Christ.
	Look at all these freaking all these goddamn beers I've been drinking, man.
	All right.
	Give me my drink.
	I skip pasta dinners.
	I don't see anybody named pasta dinners here.
	What are you talking about?
	I don't see anybody named pasta dinners, you moron.
	You guys are.
	I don't see anybody.
	You guys are fucking lying your ass off.
	I'm going back in the history.
	I don't see anything.
	I don't see no fucking pasta dinners, you moron.
	You guys are trying to scam me here, all right?
	All right, where the hell is pasta?
	I don't see it, dude.
	Where?
	Where?
	When did he fucking post it?
	When did he fucking post it?
	I don't see pasta dinners here.
	I don't see it in the fucking.
	I don't see it.
	I don't see it.
	It's right above gendas.
	I don't.
	Where?
	Oh, wait a minute.
	I see it.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Okay.
	All right.
	I see it.
	Thank you.
	I didn't see it, dude.
	All right, I'm fucking, I'm drunk here, dude.
	I'm trying to get drunk.
	I'm a little buzzed, really.
	I'm not drunk.
	All right.
	What is pasta?
	Wait a minute.
	Is this?
	It's the same shit.
	Oh, it's not the same shit.
	Hold on.
	I got to do one of these.
	All right.
	What is pasta dinners, dude?
	Oh, no.
	I'm already getting sick, dude.
	Is this why y'all wanted to see?
	Y'all want to see fucking nasty chicken grease and corn oil and blueberry pie come out of some fat ass lard asses hole, huh?
	You want to see old lard ass puking?
	Is that it?
	You want to see a decent puke session for Christ?
	Hold on.
	Wait a minute.
	Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
	Burger Planet's talking garbage about me.
	Are you?
	I'm hungry.
	Burger Planet's not talking garbage.
	More likes and dislikes.
	Oh, we'll fix that, right?
	Dislike douches.
	Unbelievable.
	Play lit my fire by the doors.
	Jesus Christ.
	Tom Tremaine is not the guy that has left multiple tears on the street.
	Well, I have my fake manager's name is Tom Tremaine.
	All right, I'll tell you what.
	You know what?
	That's guy named Tom Tremaine, but it's not the same guy.
	All right, get this.
	You guys are lying.
	I know.
	Could I interest you in donating a skin sample from your anal cavity?
	I'd like to put some lineups of sauce and eat it as a snacky snack.
	Look at this garbage.
	It's better than Tendy's.
	Opening curly bracket, closing curly bracket, opening curly bracket, closing curly bracket, opening curly bracket, closing curly bracket, opening curly bracket, closing curly bracket, opening curly bracket, we get it.
	All right, we get it, you stupid idiot.
	All right, Jesus Christ.
	I'm telling you, you guys are sons of bitches for Christ's sake.
	Anyway, let's do pasta dinner at ghost.
	Pasta dinner at ghost?
	That's what your name is for this fucking video, you asshole.
	Pasta dinner at ghosts.
	What is this?
	What do we got?
	This is not funny, dude.
	This is this is.
	Pasta dinner at ghost.
	Suddenly, Bardess opened his mouth.
	And before Bill Travis knew it, he was covered with a body.
	Someone in the audience screamed.
	Boss man Bob Cormier, take one look at Bill Travis.
	Ah, comedy.
	May you run.
	All right, that's enough.
	Get this shit out of here for Christ's sake.
	All right, real funny, man.
	Pasta dinner at Ghost's house.
	Real fucking funny.
	And you know what?
	Who the hell is Larry?
	Another 12 bucker by Larry for Christ.
	Look, stop.
	Stop doing this crap, dude.
	I'm not even joking, man.
	Stop doing this.
	Stop goddamn doing this, dude.
	I'm not even joking around, man.
	tired of doing this i mean i gotta get to i don't even know if i should be getting to all this crap I should be getting to like fucking shout outs and radio graffiti and all this other crap.
	And I.
	Oh, God.
	All right.
	Please stop donating.
	I'm not even kidding around, man.
	Please stop.
	All right.
	I've had about enough of this garbage.
	I've had about enough of this garbage, man.
	Jesus Christ, man.
	Oh, no.
	Oh, no.
	Hold on.
	I don't know what the hell this is.
	You know what?
	I'm not going to play this because Larry, whoever the hell this is, look, this is what he donated.
	It's a sick animation.
	Hey guys, I'm going to sing my favorite song.
	Please don't tease me.
	It's my very first time.
	I don't know how to sing.
	So, just please don't tease me.
	Green lovers, come rescue me.
	Michael Lange, Leonor, Donatello.
	No, no, no.
	Sucking on, Raffi.
	No, I'm not doing this, man.
	This is...
	I already see where this is going.
	This is going to go into some sexual cartoon crap.
	And I don't want, this is disgusting, dude.
	I'm not doing this.
	I'm not doing this.
	I can already see this is going into some sick, sexual, you know, cartoon garbage.
	And I'm not doing that, dude.
	I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
	No.
	Hell no.
	Jesus Christ, man.
	I'm not even...
	I'm just a guy trying to do a show, man.
	This is by, well, hold on.
	Who requested this?
	Ghost two weeks ago.
	Ghost two weeks ago.
	What the hell is this?
	Oh, my God.
	No.
	Oh, my God.
	What is this?
	Ghost two weeks ago.
	Oh, no.
	Dude.
	Why?
	Why would you do this?
	Oh.
	Oh, God.
	That's enough.
	All right.
	Those sound wet and those sound disgusting, dude.
	Those sound wet and those sound disgusting, dude.
	Ghost two weeks ago, you son of a bitch.
	Spaghetti damn near killed me!
	Oh, no!
	The Vietnamese farmer was taken in 1969, seconds before the farmer, his land, the videographer, and dozens of others were obliterated by ghosts.
	You son of a bitch, man.
	I mean, god damn it, man.
	Can't you all just leave me alone already, man?
	All right, seriously, man.
	Can't you all just leave me the hell alone?
Tissue Hit Smoke Rice Fields 00:04:58
	God damn it.
	Can't you all just leave me alone, man?
	Especially dark me magician, fucking dishrag whore.
	Can't you just leave me alone?
	Welcome to God damn it.
	God damn it, man.
	What is this dark mean magician slut?
	What is this?
	What is this crap?
	The rice fields, motherfucker.
	Welcome to the rice fields, motherfucker.
	Welcome to the rice fields.
	What the hell is this?
	Welcome to the rice fields, motherfucker.
	What is this?
	What is this crap?
	Welcome to the rice fields, motherfucker.
	Welcome to the rice fields, motherfuckers.
	All right.
	Welcome to the rice fields, motherfucker.
	Welcome to the rice.
	All right, shut this shit up.
	All right.
	Yeah, real funny, dark meme magician.
	Go, yeah.
	Real fun.
	You stupid dumb broad.
	I'm telling you, man.
	Just sit there and shut your goddamn mouth.
	All right?
	Give me my drink.
	All right.
	I'm smoking, all right?
	I'm smoking for Christ.
	Wait a minute.
	I'm about to hit four hours.
	Four goddamn hours for Christ's sake.
	Fucking assholes, man.
	I don't even know why I do this show for you people.
	I'm not even kidding, man.
	I don't even know why I do this show for you people.
	All right.
	This is my first hit of smoke.
	All right.
	This is my first hit of smoke for Christ's sake.
	Tetrahydrocannebinol, marijuana, the grass, the devil's lettuce, the poo smoke.
	You understand?
	Give me my goddamn smoke here.
	You gotta hold it in and let it hit the brain, dude.
	Oh my god, man.
	Now I've got, now I've got mucus secreting from my orifices for Christ.
	Where's my.
	Give me a goddamn fucking tissue, dude.
	Give me a damn tissue for Christ.
	I don't know what it is.
	Every time I hit the smoke, this is what happens, man.
	Here, let me, let me.
	Give me a tissue.
	Oh, shit.
	Hold on, one more.
	All right, there it is.
	All right.
	And shut up in the chat room.
	Stop saying Juno's.
	All right, I need one more.
	One more.
	I gotta, I gotta.
	Shadow of War Shekel Goblin.
	Ghost video game camo.
	Man, Cameo, listen.
	I'm about to get to something.
	You know.
	Man, can you all just stop donating, dude?
	I mean, seriously, man.
	Stop.
	Just stop.
	Everybody just stop donating, man.
	Please, just please, dude.
	Please.
	God damn it, please, man.
	Fucking please, man.
	And what is this?
	Shadow of War Shekel Goblin?
	What the hell is this?
	What is this?
	Yep, that's right.
	The glorified gambling that made Overwatch feel unrewarding and has steadily come to infest the world.
	What the hell is that?
	What's the play video games is being ham-fistedly shoveled into Lord of the Rings?
	Because if there's one thing J.R.R. Tolkien praised in his books, it was paying for random advantages.
	I don't want to hear some stupid fruit bowl sounding limey talk about something.
	I don't want to hear that crap.
	All right.
	All right.
	It's shut up.
	It's not a face reveal.
	Shut up.
	Jesus Christ, dude.
	Jesus Christ.
	Jesus Christ.
	What?
	Looking good there.
	Ghost.
	God damn it.
Hit Dude Rest Show Workforce 00:08:24
	Get back in the kitchen, dark meme magician girl, where you belong.
	And like I've said, get acquainted with kitchen appliances.
	Get acquainted with herbs and spices.
	Get acquainted with this stuff so you can have some fucking skills instead of sitting here talking garbage to me.
	Oh, yeah.
	You know, the dude, that hit me, dude.
	That fucking hit me, dude.
	Oh, wow.
	Oh, man.
	The devil's lettuce.
	It hit me there, dude.
	Oh, yeah.
	Woo!
	And hey, people in the chat room that are saying I'm a misogynist.
	I'm not a misogynist, dude.
	All right, what are you talking about, man?
	I just think that, you know, let's just be honest.
	Just hear me out for a second.
	This is my opinion.
	This is my opinion.
	Ever since women, and then look, I mean, don't say I'm a misogynist.
	Once we took women out of the kitchen and put them in the workforce, the world, or at least American and Western civilization, has gone down the proverbial toilet.
	Okay?
	And, you know, I'm not trying to say that women are incapable of doing this or doing that, but let's just be honest with you.
	I mean, you know, just take a look at the degradation of Western civilization in America once women started going into the workforce.
	And by the way, women are now over 60%.
	They're like 65 plus percent of the workforce now.
	65% of the workforce.
	And then we wonder why we have so many males unemployed for Christ's sake.
	And then we wonder why women.
	And listen, look, you know what?
	I'm doing me right now.
	I'm doing me.
	I want to, you know what?
	Let's get that.
	I wanted to show you the TED Talk.
	I'm not even joking.
	I'm not even.
	Hold on, hold on, hold on.
	Let me see if I can find this.
	I had it.
	I don't want to look through my goddamn history about it.
	But I wanted y'all to see this TED Talk.
	All right.
	Because I mean, you incels need to understand what I'm talking about.
	All right.
	And especially you single men out here.
	Okay.
	You single.
	Here it is.
	Here it is right here.
	Here it is right here.
	And I want you to double.
	Oh, Jesus Christ.
	All right.
	We got an advertisement over here.
	What is this?
	Z-Z-Z.
	You know who's posting those Z's?
	You know who's posting those Z's?
	I'll tell you who's posting those Z's right now.
	Okay.
	Who's posting those Z's is an incel who has no woman, nothing.
	And I want to show you why women are so hard to get right now.
	Because women, I mean, let's take a look at the college campuses.
	Take a look at the women that are graduating, dude.
	They're in high numbers.
	And you know what?
	They all think because they've been canonized by higher education and because they got a shitty degree, they believe that they deserve some unrealistic man.
	And let's just be honest.
	They think they deserve some unrealistic man who is going to, who's going to hold their hand and cook for them and clean for them and who's going to serenate them outside their bedroom windows and who's going to do this and have intellectual conversations with them that the woman wins and all this other crap.
	I mean, let's just be honest.
	All right.
	Let's just be honest.
	And I want you all to listen to this woman.
	And if you don't like it, you know what?
	You can get out of here.
	But you incels that are out here, you single men that are out here, you need to listen to this stupid, dumb TED Talk slut.
	Because this woman, the whole basis of her rant at TED Talk was, why am I single?
	Why am I single for Christ's sake?
	I don't understand.
	And I want you to see how her mentality of herself is.
	And I'm telling you right now, incels, and I'm telling you all right now, single men, these women that get any kind of education, any kind, women's studies, which doesn't employ or you know have any skills or anything of that nature, whatever, whatever it is.
	It could be underwater basket weaving.
	Okay.
	This is how these females think of themselves.
	Now, who am I?
	What I'm about to do is I'm going to let you hear this.
	This, hold on, what's this bitch's name?
	This bitch's name is Erica Morin.
	Erica Morin.
	She's supposedly a female, educated, and perpetually single.
	Okay.
	And what you're going to hear in this diatribe from this slut is that she is, she got a doctorate and she's educated, but she's still single and she can't understand why.
	And this woman, I'm not even joking.
	This woman believes that she should get, I don't know what, she doesn't even know what she wants.
	But because she's got a doctorate in history, she deserves something, huh?
	She deserves something.
	So what I'm going to do, and you all shut up.
	You've been giving me hell for the past three shows.
	And I'm trying to help you, stupid incel, single men pieces of trash.
	So just sit there, listen, and learn.
	Okay.
	It's only going to take 10 minutes.
	So sit there and shut your mouth.
	And if you don't like it, then get the fuck out of here, you piece of crap.
	Go ahead and put it on, engineer.
	Put it on right now.
	By the way, I'm going to go drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage while she introduces herself, while Erica Morin introduces herself.
	And I want you all to realize that that's modern women today, okay?
	And this is why you're not finding women if you have to be a younger man.
	This is why you're not finding women because these women, once they get educated and they get a stupid degree and they have some bureaucratic or non-profit bullshit job, they think they're the biggest thing that ever hit the fucking earth.
	And that's why you're sitting there playing with your Peter Popper because you will never make women like this happy, okay, gentlemen.
	All right.
	And you all can, you know what?
	You can mute the show.
	You can get out.
	I don't give a fuck.
	All right.
	I don't give a fuck.
	All right.
	You people can sit there and you can get out of here or you could sit there and listen to this and learn something because that's what I'm trying to do.
	All right.
	All right.
	That's what I'm trying to do for Christ's sake.
	And you can find this on YouTube.
	Everything's on YouTube.
	Everything's on YouTube.
	That's what I'm finding it on.
	All right.
	Here, kick that ass.
	Get that asshole out.
	Get him out of here.
	Get that asshole out of here for Christ's sake.
	Unlisted ninja.
	While you're going to the bathroom, the rest of us to take the rest of the show with you.
	Take the rest of the show with you.
	Take the rest of the show with you.
	Oh, my God.
	All right.
	Look, I'll be right back.
	All right.
	Don't go anywhere.
	You all listen to this female, Erica Morin.
	A educated doctorates.
	I got a doctorate in history.
	Every man should be salivating over me.
	I'm a career woman.
	You all should be kissing my ass.
	You all should be literally eating the corn out of my shit.
	I'm a bad woman.
Career Find Someone Ahead Care 00:03:03
	All right.
	I'm a woman.
	Hear me roar.
	So go ahead.
	And you know what?
	I don't care if you sit here and listen or not.
	All right.
	You just sit there and take it and eat it.
	Put it on, engineer, and let them listen to it and let them eat it for Christ's sake.
	All right.
	Here's Erica Morin.
	And listen to her.
	Listen to how she thinks about herself.
	Listen to what she says about herself.
	Go ahead and put it on.
	I don't put it on right now.
	Just sit there and listen to this.
	This is not a joke.
	No, I'm just kidding.
	Look at this.
	I'm just kidding.
	I want you all the dances.
	I love this.
	All right.
	I'll be right back.
	Don't go anywhere.
	Just for my introduction.
	And by the lovely words of Miss Beyonce, I'm a single lady.
	No ring on this finger.
	So I'm 31 years old.
	I have my PhD in history.
	I would consider myself very successful in my career.
	By that love.
	And I'm pretty much happy about everything all the time.
	But I'm not married.
	I'm not engaged.
	I'm not even close.
	So, according to traditional gender norms, I'm a failure.
	And I feel a lot of pressure to get married and settle down.
	And I want to.
	I want to find someone who's right for me.
	I want to find someone to share my life and love and experiences with.
	You know, eventually get married and pop out a few spawn.
	Typical.
	I'm not quite sure why it hasn't worked out for me yet.
	Obviously, my educational and career choices have forced me to move around a little bit in the past few years.
	But even still, I'm fun.
	I'm charming.
	I'm not completely hideous.
	I'm not high maintenance.
	I love cooking.
	I like watching sports.
	I like having sex.
	So I've got a lot of pros in the minds of the male of our species, if you know what I'm saying.
	I think I'm a pretty decent catch.
	And in terms of what I want for a guy, well, when I was young, I created a long list of all the things that I wanted in my future husband.
	And there was all sorts of personal qualities and physical attributes and just general skills or possessions that I thought would be useful.
	All right.
	All right.
	Listen, I had to come back because I want you all.
	Did you see this list?
	Tall, handsome, smart, educated, athletic, outdoorsy, laid back, outgoing, honest, strong, good heart, sense of humor, hardworking, ambitious, sensitive, romantic, good listener, not a jerk.
	Yankees fan.
	Oh, Jesus Christ.
Dating Line Confident Beer Hold 00:04:41
	She's getting specific there.
	Likes hiking, political beliefs, probably leftist.
	Wants a family.
	Non-smoker.
	Short hair.
	Nice car.
	How quaint.
	Good income.
	How quaint.
	Has a boat.
	This fucking dumb fucking slut.
	A spousal higher potential.
	Good with computers.
	Can fix cars.
	Recycles.
	Able to build things.
	Likes bad TV.
	Knows plumbing.
	Likes to cook and confident.
	I mean, Jesus Christ.
	I mean, oh, sorry.
	That's the radio graffiti.
	Sorry, but take the PC shot off.
	All right.
	There we go.
	I mean, do you understand what I'm telling you?
	This is what most women now, and the only reason I, look, we don't have to listen to the whole thing.
	Okay.
	I just want you all, if you want to listen to what she says, please go to the, here, put the PC shot on.
	Oh, that's fucking wrong shot, asshole.
	Put the fucking shot.
	All right, we got it.
	All right.
	What you got to do is go to TED Talks, female, educated, and perpetually single.
	Look up this and listen.
	It's 11 minutes and 35 seconds.
	It is, it is, it's a joke, but this is literally how women are thinking right now that are supposedly educated.
	And listen, it doesn't matter what man I talk to, like, you know, on a friendship level or on a personal level.
	They all want some woman that, you know what, what I really want, dude, is I want somebody that like is intellectually on my level so that we can have good conversations and we can do this.
	If you think that you're going to do that, you've got another thing coming.
	You've got another thing coming.
	I mean, I'm just telling you.
	Okay, look.
	Give me, well, hold on.
	I need some more beer for Christ's sake.
	I need more beer.
	Hold on, for Christ's sake.
	I got to tell y'all something, okay?
	What you goddamn incels need to understand is that women, what they want is, they don't necessarily want a certain look.
	You know what I mean?
	What they want is they want originality, first off, okay?
	And it's got to be originality that's appealing to other people.
	So, I mean, you know, you can't be some outsider like, dude, I'm a neckbeard and I'm just going to let my fucking, you know, facial hair grow out and, you know, just, I'm just going to let my pimples just sit there.
	You know, I'm a fucking fat ass, whatever.
	All right.
	You can't just do that and think that you're going to get women coming up to you, okay?
	Because women will come up to you.
	I mean, you know, women, you just have to understand that women want a good time.
	And you as a man, you got to give it to them.
	And how do you give it to them?
	You got to ask them.
	They're fucking blabbing.
	They're blabbing all the time.
	You just got to ask them the right fucking questions.
	Hey, how you doing?
	What do you like?
	What do you like to do?
	Oh, you like that?
	Do you like to do this?
	What are your favorite things?
	That's all you've got to do.
	That's why if I do the Saturday Night Troll show tomorrow, what I'm going to do is I'm going to go, I'm going to call a dating line.
	I'm going to call a dating line and I'm going to show you how easy it is to not even see a dumbbroad.
	But you talk to him, you do this, you do that, and you can literally hook up within that context.
	You can literally meet them at a goddamn taco house or a taco bar.
	I mean, I'm not joking.
	It is not hard to meet these women.
	Do you understand?
	Hey, ghost.
	Been listening since the blog talk days.
	I made the fucked up Eric Clapton joke.
	Also, you need to get Amy Daly on the show.
	She's a fine piece of ass.
	Yeah, geez.
	Well, you know, teach her own, dude.
	You know, she's, I just need to, I'm in the middle of something, dude.
	Let me my beer.
	And the reason I'm doing this is because, dude, it is not hard.
	All right.
	It is not hard to meet women, dude.
	You make it hard.
	You men make it hard, dude.
	You men make it hard.
	You know, I've never went up to any chick in my life, except for one chick.
	And, you know, I married the chick, okay?
	But other than that, I never went up to any chick in my life from fucking high school and, you know, I went to college and all this other shit.
Confidence Six Figures Fake Story 00:04:38
	And it wasn't because I was some great-looking dude.
	All right.
	I mean, it was because, first of all, I'm a man.
	All right.
	And you got to be confident.
	You know, women, they have the ability to be able to sniff out or be able to see through a man and be able to see whether or not the confidence that the man is exerting is genuine or a front.
	Okay.
	And let me tell you something right now.
	I've lived my whole life like I'm a bad motherfucker.
	You understand?
	That's why I'm an independent capitalist, baby.
	I've been independent.
	Listen, me, I have been an independent capitalist ever since I was like 19, 20 years old.
	Okay, straight up.
	Because you got to work.
	You know, your mom and dad throw you out in the streets at 18.
	You got to work somewhere.
	You got to make some cash, but you got to make that cash work for you.
	You know what I'm saying?
	And you see, you got to be able, as a man, you got to be able to take on all life obstacles, no matter what it is, and be able to either conquer it or negotiate it.
	That's all you got to do.
	And you see, once you go through those obstacles, don't be afraid of life's obstacles, dude.
	Don't be afraid of them because even if you think that you're going to overwhelm you, if you conquer these sons of bitches, it'll give you the fucking competence, the confidence.
	Internally, in your heart, it'll give you the fucking confidence.
	And the women know it.
	The women goddamn know it.
	You know, somebody in the inner circle, okay, and this is a true story, okay?
	Somebody in the inner circle, you know, we're all like, you know, we do things.
	We do a lot of investments in there.
	We all give each other advice.
	You know, we give each other, you know, there's a bunch of stuff.
	One of these guys made a tremendous amount of money.
	You know, he made like six figures in one year off of a variety of different investments and things of that capacity.
	He couldn't believe it.
	You know, it's one of those stories where he was laid off and he didn't know what to do.
	And he was so desperate that he started listening to what Ghost was saying, what other people were saying.
	And lo and behold, six figures within that same year.
	Now, the thing, this is not a fake story, asshole.
	This is not a fake story.
	He told me, he's the inner circle member.
	He told me that, you know what, Ghost?
	Once I started making all this money, I didn't go out and blow it.
	I didn't go out and get badass cars.
	I didn't go out and get badass clothes.
	What I did is I went to restaurants to have a decent meal.
	I fed my family at these restaurants, that sort of thing.
	And he said that he noticed women coming up to him and he never changed himself.
	He never changed himself.
	But because he had six figures and was living large and money wasn't an obstacle for him, the women started sensing.
	They started sensing something and they started going up to this son of a bitch.
	And this guy wasn't flossing.
	This guy wasn't wearing Rolexes.
	This guy wasn't, I mean, seriously, once you start conquering obstacles, you as a man, as a man, that's why I showed you this woman who's out here, you know, talking about how she can't find the perfect man.
	Hey, the bottom line is you as a man got to be able to conquer these things so that it can build you the confidence, dude.
	All right.
	It can build you the confidence.
	If you're still, listen, if you're 18 years old and you don't want to move out of your mama's house, you've already lost your confidence.
	If you're somebody who's been a millennial and has been living with mommy until 30 years old, you've already lost your confidence.
	You as a man got to go and straight on hit life and stake your fucking claim.
	Stake your fucking claim, dude.
	All right.
	It doesn't mean that you have to be an independent business owner.
	It doesn't mean that you have to be a stock trader.
	It doesn't mean anything.
	What it means is, is that you as a free person can be able to obtain revenue, whether it's through working, whether it's doing whatever.
	You obtain revenue and use that revenue so that you can make yourself a better, freer person.
	Because let me tell you, finances in this world is everything.
	And if you can't conquer your finances, well, then you're not going to be able to conquer a relationship.
	You're not going to be able to conquer things that can give you confidence.
Happen Listen China Man Europe 00:02:35
	So anyway, look, I didn't mean to go off on that diatribe, but I want you gentlemen out here.
	Many of you are very smart, even though you're a bunch of troll terrorist fucks.
	Even though some of you are sick, even though some of you are unfortunately sexually corrupt, you all are masters of your own domain.
	And you need to have the mentality of this.
	If you think that things are going to happen to you, if you think that things are just going to spontaneity, through happenstance, through chance, are going to fucking happen to you.
	You've already lost your life.
	You've already lost your life if you think that things are going to happen to you.
	Capitalists, and it doesn't matter what fucking level of class you are, if you're a fucking capitalist, you go out and you make things happen.
	You make fucking things happen.
	And listen, that also, I want to be honest with you.
	This also goes, this also goes for you.
	By that, Jesus, what?
	It's true.
	We can overcome anything the capitalists throw at us if we all just come together to destroy them and take what they stole from us.
	Oh, yeah, that's yeah, that's how communist of you to say that, for Christ's sake.
	Well, young, well, excuse me, while America and Europe are emasculating its men, China is making their man, what is this?
	China masculinity pop idols.
	What is this?
	I mean, listen, that's why I'm telling you guys, each and every one of you with a pair of balls, you know, if you got a pair of, if you got a sack, even though you think that you're transgendered, or if you think you've got a sack, you have the ability to be able to overcome something and be able to be, to defeat it.
	You know, that's why the whole concept of, hey, you don't have the balls.
	Why do you think they say that?
	Why do you think they say, hey, you don't have the balls?
	Because you have to have the testosterone.
	You have to have, you know, the balls to be able to do it.
	And right or wrong.
	Right or wrong.
	And you see, men, men know how to do that.
	Women don't.
	That's why you have this bullshit excuse about, well, women deserve more money and deserve equal pay.
Cult New Zealand Equality Joke 00:02:20
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	I mean, take a look at the CEOs, the women CEOs that have been around.
	Why don't we take a look at women leaders?
	I mean, y'all don't have a very good track record, dude.
	I mean, you know, let's be man about it.
	Let's be man about it.
	I mean, you've got, let's just be honest.
	Look at Brexit over there, Teresa May.
	Give me a break.
	What a disappointment.
	And it just goes to show you that not everybody can be Margaret Thatcher in the UK.
	All right.
	You got the former South Korean woman president before this moon guy came in.
	This broad got taken to jail by her own country because she was leaving all the foreign policy and all the South Korean public policy to some fucking cult.
	Some cult.
	She was literally telling the cult, hey, what should I do?
	And the cult, Jesus Christ.
	I mean, look at the broad that threw Brazil down the tubes.
	That socialist broad that threw Brazil down the tubes.
	Take a look at the broad who, the broad from Jesus Christ, what the Argentina.
	Argentina.
	This broad screwed up Argentina so bad that she pretended she hit her head.
	I'm not even joking.
	You can look this up.
	She pretended she hit her head and was like, oh, I didn't know.
	I don't know.
	She did a Hillary Clinton.
	And by the way, Hillary Clinton, huh?
	Hillary Clinton.
	I mean, I mean, and not to mention, look at the broad in New Zealand.
	The broad in New Zealand.
	And I'm not talking about the Muslim shooting or anything of that nature.
	This stupid bitch that is the prime minister of New Zealand, this broad, as soon as she came into power, she got pregnant.
	Huh?
	She got Prager's.
	She got Prager.
	Oh, I mean, how is that responsible as a woman?
	You're the prime minister.
	You're the leader of a country.
	And you decide, oh, I'm going to shit out a kid now that I've been elected.
	And this bitch took time off.
Corsier VR Kids Costs Much 00:07:00
	And I mean, come on, dude.
	Anyway, listen, I'm not trying to degrade women.
	I'm just simply stating that this whole idea of equality is bullshit.
	Nothing in nature is equal.
	That's why we have a food chain.
	That's why we have a food chain.
	Nothing is equal.
	We're never going to be the same height.
	We're never going to be the same weight.
	We're never going to have the same measurements when it comes to clothing.
	I mean, this idea of equality is a joke.
	It's a joke.
	And who is the king of equality when it comes down to it, right?
	We can overcome everything except the boring monologues.
	Ghost goes on.
	At least I won't have any issues sleeping tonight.
	Yeah, they get out of here then, you leftist piece of trash.
	All right.
	All right.
	Just get the fuck out of here.
	I'm just simply, I'm just trying to, you know, kick some knowledge out here, you know?
	And let me tell you something right now.
	If I had not had capitalism in my life, I would be a fucking loser.
	I'd be a loser, and I would have never accomplished anything.
	Because in socialism and in communism, if you're born into shit, you're going to be shit.
	Not only you, your kids, your kids' kids, etc.
	And you know, I use capitalist.
	That's why I'm such a down-ass capitalist.
	That's why I die for capitalism.
	Because capitalism has given me the freedom.
	I mean, I've got freedom here, dude.
	I mean, why do you think I'm doing a show like this?
	Why do you think I've done the broadcast in the past?
	Why do you, I mean, come on, dude.
	It's freedom.
	I had the freedom to do it.
	Ghost eat my puss if you got balls, bitch.
	Oh, Jesus Christ.
	Come on here.
	All right.
	All right.
	Wait a minute.
	Let me just go ahead and get out.
	I'm already here four hours and 30 minutes for fuck's sake.
	Is this right?
	Free conference call is down for Christ's sake.
	Let me take a look at this crap.
	Let me take a look at this fucking crap.
	Free conference call is down out of here.
	What do we got?
	We got a noob down.
	Noob down.
	Is this serious?
	Jesus.
	Noob down.
	It looks legit to me.
	All right.
	It looks legit to me.
	All right.
	Look.
	Okay.
	Let me.
	Let me.
	Oh, yeah.
	I forgot about chat room shout-outs.
	All right.
	Yeah.
	Thank you, Weena, you piece of crap.
	All right.
	Really appreciate it.
	Anyway, time to use a better service.
	There is no better service, DJ pussy.
	All right.
	I mean, there is no better service.
	I mean, why do you think the fuck's that guy?
	He's the comedian.
	I fucking watch him all the time.
	He took his 1-800 number away because it costs too much, dude.
	It costs too much.
	What is this?
	Sob capitalist, you remind me of this quote while talking about placing your stake as a man.
	I am the master of my fate.
	I am the capital of my soul.
	Timothy McC.
	Shut up, asshole.
	All right.
	Just shut up.
	All right.
	And hey, Ozarka fan, it's not a fucking alien wear, you piece of garbage.
	It's a fucking Corsier i-160, and it's doing me great.
	All right.
	I mean, I'm sitting over here, I'm streaming, and I'm only using fucking 1.8% of the goddamn CPU resources.
	All right.
	So don't sit over here and give me this crap.
	All right.
	Give me my beer.
	All right.
	Let me have one more smoke.
	Okay.
	And look, I recommend Corsier to anybody.
	This has been a badass PC, especially the i-160, dude.
	I mean, it is such a small, it is a small box.
	It is a small box, but it has the power of a son of a bitch.
	And it's virtual reality ready.
	It's awesome, dude.
	Shut up in the chat room.
	It's not a fucking Obama computer, all right?
	Son of a bitch.
	Give me my smoke, all right?
	And listen, you don't understand, dude.
	Look, I don't want to, I don't want to argue with you.
	Oh, I want to build my own PC.
	Look at me.
	I got a fucking hard schlong.
	I'm going to shove it up your ass, dude.
	You wouldn't be able to get the equipment that's in the Corsier, all right, at the price that I got this PC, all right?
	So go shove it up your ass, all right?
	Give me my smoke.
	I've got a fucking I-9, dude.
	I bought that for a dollar.
	Quit lying, it's a Chromebook, you son of a bitch.
	Listen, I got an I9, dude.
	I've got an i9, 32 gigabytes of Corsier RAM, okay?
	I got the 2080 TI NVIDIA fucking card, okay?
	I mean, just just suck it, dude.
	Just suck it.
	I got the new convection technology, which I don't know if I like very much because it keeps the PC cool, but I'm smoking and I don't want the Corsier to get resonated from the inside, dude.
	So I'm just, I'm just saying, dude.
	I'm just saying.
	I can do anything with this goddamn shit.
	I'm waiting right now.
	I don't want to talk about this.
	I wanted to talk about this on the Saturday Night Troll Show, but I'm waiting for the HTC to put out their new VR setup.
	It's called the Cosmos.
	You know what I mean?
	The Cosmos.
	And once that comes out, although I do like Valve's make of VR, so I don't know which one I'm going to get.
	And we're going to talk about that on Saturday Night Troll Show.
	The only thing communism ever succeeded in was racking up a body count that would make that pedophile camel fucker Muhammad jealous.
	I have to agree with that.
	100 million dead by the end of the 20th century.
	And for everyone else, poverty and breadlines.
	Somebody knows something about communism, huh?
	Communism has done nothing but perpetually, you know, done some death, man.
	All right.
	And seriously, dude, I have a fucking Corsier i-160.
	I'm waiting to get the VR set up.
	And I'm going to do some VR gaming, dude.
	I'm going to get some VR gaming.
	All right.
	All right.
	Let me drink this, and I guess we'll go ahead and get to some chat room shout-outs.
	All right.
	Do we have any chat room shout outs, Engineer?
Mr Six Better Hell Means Jax 00:05:54
	No, man.
	All right.
	Without any further ado, let's go ahead and get to some chat room shout outs.
	Right now.
	All right.
	We've got Gunty King, Weiner One Actual, Steven Stinkyverse, Simulator Player23.
	Who else we got?
	We've got Boy Poochie, DJ Boy Poochie, Ozark fan number one, Bond Dayton, a friendly medic, Liz Porter.
	I'm a broken record.
	Didn't I tell you to get back in the kitchen and make some sandwiches, broad, too?
	Doom Sector, Paul Not Walking, Dark Me Magician, Dark Meme Magician Girl.
	Take away from this dark meme magician, girl.
	Stupid broad.
	Sigmazaro, Insomniac Capitalist.
	Mr. Six.
	It's your birthday, Mr. Six.
	Well, you know, great.
	You know, you got shitted out of your mom's uterus today.
	Congratulations.
	Lord Slayer Boneweed, Pylon's TCR videos.
	You're a piece of trash, dude.
	You know what?
	I wouldn't be, you know what, get out of here if you think it's boring.
	How about that?
	Get out of here.
	You're a piece of trash.
	Get out.
	Here, let me throw a Pokemon little character out there so you can chase it like a fucking dog.
	All right, we got Odd Eyes Magician.
	We got Dire Grafen.
	BN King, what up, man?
	Thumb Muck, Captain Knuckles, Han Hanzo.
	Yeah, real funny.
	Dead opossum.
	Clay Douglas, the Free American, Jax Jim, Paywall Cigar, Olive Yaksloff.
	Jesus Christ.
	Can you all just stop, you son of a bitch?
	All right.
	Stop spamming.
	Who the hell else do we have here?
	We got the Scatman.
	That fucking bastard.
	Black Frost.
	Train Lover567.
	Neggy Gen 5 Cat.
	I don't know what the hell that is.
	There's Jenda Sawyer.
	That trans testicle.
	Rick Erickson.
	Who else?
	Rotten Spaghetti Connoisseur asshole.
	Blake.
	There's fucking Spermy the cat.
	Get Spermi's ass out of here.
	We got Active Channel.
	Night Prowler.
	Lightning Note.
	You better make some better fucking.
	You better make some better graphics of me, you fucking piece of crap, you bagat.
	Holy stars, Mojo, Keem Scarce.
	There's Twilly Atkins.
	Oh, that wasn't you on TTS.
	Oh, come on.
	The American Dream, Sad ASF, Haruka Takashi, Takahashini, or whatever.
	We've got Masseurs, Ken Sama, Private Parts, Cosmic Corgi, Sean Rushford, Dire.
	I already said that fucking name, you fucking piece of crap.
	There's Blood.
	Should we ban Bloodbath, Bloodfart, whatever his name is?
	Budget Gamer Steve, Gizmo 2046, Benchito Trumpolini.
	Yeah, fucking real funny bastard.
	How about Travis Dose Broadcast?
	Ghost is YouTube Poops.
	Fuck you, asshole.
	Dial GA8643, Marks Jester, Chris, Turncoat Tradition, Adam or Aaron Tolman, Dorito Burrito, Guillotine Fist TW, whatever the hell that is.
	Quatsal Quotol, whatever the hell that means.
	I know it's the Inca or the Mayan God.
	Communist for Trump, get that asshole out of here.
	Fucking get him out of here.
	Reptilian shapeshifting master race.
	Ghostler Andy.
	Don't call me an Andy, dude.
	Don't even dare.
	All right.
	We got Riley Welch the Swagger.
	Anthony J, Underground Revolution.
	Erica Does.
	Jax Jim.
	Templeton's 15 and a half inch Anus.
	I've had it.
	All right.
	We got Jackler.
	All right.
	We got the Squirrel Army.
	Mr. Repo.
	Scuffed Alex.
	Scuffed Alex Jones, asshole.
	We've got Spud25.
	We've got Omelet, Levon Media, Zam City, Triplication.
	I've already said these.
	Nova Sparks, Crispy Stevie Ray.
	You fucking piece of crap.
	L3 Dead, the rookie.
	We've got X Ghostion.
	Yeah, real funny, you idiot.
	Twitch Dova.
	Fuck Dova Dude.
	Edgar Crimson.
	Ghostler Busters.
	Ghostler Busters.
	Combat Man.
	You fucking piece.
	I'm not even joking.
	You people piss me off.
	There's Captain Dessey.
	I don't know if that's a real one.
	We don't want actual X dang 93, side swipe prime, whatever the hell that means, for Christ's sake.
	Peter Graham, sneakiest chameleon, that fruit bowl.
	Jeeper, Ghostler drinks sharts.
	Shut up, asshole.
	All right, you're a piece of crap.
	The Breitbart kid.
	Who the hell else do we have?
	Aesthetic.
	Yeah, I don't know what I don't know what's happened to you, aesthetic.
	I don't know what's happened to you.
	Cinnamon Kane, that leftist piece of trash evil Mira, the whore master.
	Oh, yes, I am the whoremaster.
Amazon Value Stock Market Noob 00:14:54
	Oh, yes.
	Devil Duck Raptor.
	Switch the channel.
	Shut up.
	All right.
	Sean John.
	Rick Hoover.
	I think I've said all these for Christ's sake.
	I think I've said all of you sons of bitches.
	All right.
	I think I've already said all of you.
	Another octo.
	I didn't say that one.
	Hold on, for Christ's sake.
	Dick Butt.
	Dick Butt, Flouder8, Elron 501ST.
	Well, hold on.
	What is this?
	Hey, Ghost, what's some advice you could give for me to start having my money work for me?
	I am 26 with around 60K in savings.
	Hey, noob capitalist, that's actually a pretty good position to be in.
	And if you want my opinion, right now, cash is king.
	Cash is king, meaning that the value of the dollar is actually getting more and more as time goes by for a variety of different factors.
	The Federal Reserve interest rates, the oil prices going up, etc.
	So in my personal opinion, I think that we're going to see a pullback here in quarter three, quarter four of fiscal year 2019, which will be later on in the year.
	And once we see that pullback, I don't know if it's going to be clear across the board on stocks or it's also going to reflect this.
	I mean, let's be honest, I think it's a very overspeculated real estate market.
	And in my personal opinion, I think everybody should be holding on to their cash.
	And once you start seeing a slide in the stock market or in the real estate market, that's when you should start eyeballing deals, etc.
	Because remember, Warren Buffett, Warren Buffett always says that long term is what he invests in.
	Okay.
	He doesn't invest in anything that he isn't going to have for at least 10 years.
	Okay.
	And I'd buy that for a dollar.
	What about gold?
	Well, I want to be honest with you about gold.
	I think gold is a little overspeculated because right now, the value of the dollar, considering that it can buy a lot, I mean, you know, you take a look at the advertisements on television.
	I mean, take a look at how far the value of the U.S. dollar is going in today's America.
	It's not being reflected in gold.
	What is this?
	Capital in 100.
	I don't know.
	Better than Pantera.
	Look, shut up.
	All right.
	I don't think the gold price is congruent or I shouldn't say congruent, but is coinciding with the value of the dollar.
	Because let me explain something to you.
	When you pair a fiat currency with gold, okay, when you pair a fiat currency with gold, if the gold is in high price paired with that fiat currency, then that means the currency doesn't have value.
	Now, if you pair that fiat currency and it's a low price, that means the value of that fiat currency is valuable.
	And considering that we have had an aggressive Federal Reserve raising interest rates, and why does the Federal Reserve raise interest rates?
	To recall all those outstanding dollars they've been printing for a long period of time.
	Okay.
	And when they raise interest rates, that's what they're doing.
	They're recalling all those outstanding dollars they printed up.
	So as a result, that's why the value of the dollar is going up.
	Now, once we start seeing crashes in these markets, and I'm talking about the real estate market, I'm talking about the stock market.
	That's when you should start eyeballing this goddamn move to these markets.
	And it's up to you.
	When it comes to real estate, it's based upon where your location is.
	There's a lot of different factors when it comes to property.
	When it comes to stocks, as it's going lower, what you want to do is be able to accumulate, accumulate as many high-yield dividend blue chip stocks.
	That's the fucking safest way to invest in the stock market.
	Yeah, right.
	ZZZ, whatever.
	That's the safest way to invest in the stock market, dude, is to go after high-yield, all right, blue chick, blue chip stocks, high-yield dividend blue chip stocks.
	And you want to do that when they're retracting.
	You want to do that when the market's down because when the market's down, everything's going to be down.
	And you want to find that bottom, or you can value invest.
	Let's say you're somebody that, you know, wants to save $300 or $200 a month.
	And as the market's going down, you accumulate a blue chip, which is pretty much, you know, almost anything on the Dow Jones Industrial.
	You try to, you know, accumulate month to month a certain stock that has a dividend.
	And what a dividend is, means that however many you have of that stock, for every stock you own that for one that gives a dividend, for every stock you own, you get a quarterly amount of money.
	You get a quarterly amount of money.
	So if you accumulate a massive amount of blue chip stocks, and look, I saw some Instagram little graphic that showed like how many stocks that you needed to own of given blue chips to be able to make like $70,000 a year.
	And I think they put ATT, you need to make like a, you have to have like a thousand.
	I mean, you understand what I'm saying here.
	Shut the fuck up about Ghost having an Obama computer.
	You assholes Ghost owns a Clinton computer.
	Which is just a secondhand Commodore.
	And the point I'm trying to make is, is that if you have, like this guy, New Capitalist said, he's got 60 grand in the bank.
	Keep it in the bank because the value of the dollar is getting higher.
	And then the interest that you're making is, you know, it's not much.
	But let's put it like this.
	Anything that you make on your money, you're going to have to pay taxes on it.
	And if you want to pay taxes on it, you want to make sure that you make enough profit so that if you have to pay taxes on that profit, that, you know, every tax day, you got to do all this fucking, you know, paperwork.
	And you don't want to do paperwork for, you know, 2% interest on a fucking, you know, on your, on your cash.
	So the point I'm trying to make is, is just wait.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	And I'm telling you, quarter three, quarter four of this year, I think we're going to see some major contractions in both the stock market and in the goddamn real estate market.
	And I can't wait.
	All right.
	I can't fucking buy that for a dollar.
	Buffet endorsed Hillary.
	Nice to know where your loyalties lie.
	Hey, I'm not telling you that I'm following this dude and I'm worshiping him.
	I'm telling you how he got rich, you stupid idiot.
	He got rich by literally taking an inheritance that he had and, you know, buying when the market was down.
	I mean, the guy knows what he's doing.
	Long-term investment reigns fucking supreme.
	I'm going to tell you a story.
	I've told this to the inner circle, dude.
	I had Amazon stock, dude.
	Thanks for the tips.
	Happy Baller Friday.
	Thank you, man.
	I had Amazon stock.
	I bought it in like seven and eight bucks.
	Okay.
	And this was during the 90s.
	This was like 97, 98.
	I held it for a while because, you know, Amazon was, it was the first e-commerce.
	It was based on books at the time.
	Okay.
	I bought, I don't want to tell you, but I had thousands of this, thousands of this stock.
	And it went up in like 98, you know, like 90, but right before the 99 crash, it went up to almost 100 bucks.
	I think it went over 100 bucks.
	Then it started contracting.
	And I had, you know, you think, hey, buy low, sell high.
	I got out of this fucking stock.
	Okay.
	I got out of this.
	I know you idiots in the chat room are getting where I'm getting at.
	I got out of this fucking stock at like $89, $90.
	And I thought I made a tremendous fucking profit.
	Had I kept those thousands of fucking shares and kept them to now, do you understand that I would be a multi-fucking millionaire?
	Okay.
	I'm not even, I'm talking like tens of millions of dollars.
	And that's why I keep telling all of you that long-term investment reigns supreme.
	This is why I'm telling you people that this is what you have to think about.
	All right.
	All right.
	Look, I know you trolls.
	Oh, so you're an idiot.
	So you're this and that.
	Hey, it is what it is.
	You have to live and learn, dude.
	That's why I'm telling all of you young fucks that, hey, if you've got 60K, you've got this and you've got that, buy low, sell high.
	As a matter of fact, the guy new capitalist, if you want to invest in something right now, I would take at least a chunk, you know, whatever you think that is of that 60K.
	I'm not telling you, don't invest all of it, just a little small chunk, and invest it in these goddamn transportation companies like Lyft.
	Like Lyft.
	Mr. Maury, hashtag like the ghost show.
	All right.
	Just listen, I'm just trying to tell you folks what this is all about.
	Okay.
	And, you know, I'm not, I'm not, yeah, I'm upset about it.
	It would be great if I would have kept that.
	I mean, listen, if I would have kept those thousands of shares in the 90s and kept them all through to now.
	I'm not even joking.
	All the time that they split, because they're saying such things as stock splits.
	I mean, just it's sick.
	It is really sick.
	All right.
	Now, hey, wayward havoc.
	He's like, don't, isn't like Lyft sucking?
	Yes.
	That's when you want to buy it.
	You want to buy it cheap.
	Because first and foremost, Lyft reminds me a lot of Amazon.
	And the reason I sold Amazon at $89.90 is because Jeff Bezos, the guy that runs it now, he was just selling books and just barely getting into CDs and shit like that.
	And when he took his company public, he told his investors.
	One of my coworkers has millions in stocks.
	Back in late 90s, early 2000s, he bought a large number of Amazon stocks.
	He literally works for fun and has fuck off money, meaning he can laugh off shit management throws at him.
	Great advice ghost.
	Long-term investment reigns supreme, dude.
	So you sold that Amazon stock for approximately $100 when now in 2019, it's worth nearly $2,000 per share?
	I'm never taking any financial advice from you.
	You're funny, idiot.
	As a matter of fact, it's not just worth $2,000 a share.
	It has split.
	Like, for instance, let's just say I had, just to make myself feel better, a thousand of these things, okay?
	Let's say I had 1,000 of these things in like 98, never sold them.
	Well, there's been many times from the years 98 to now in which Amazon split its stock, meaning when it splits for every one stock you have.
	What are your thoughts on investing in an IRA?
	I don't like other people fucking with my money.
	If I'm going to lose my money, I'm going to lose it myself.
	And I don't lose it.
	Okay.
	It's split like three for one, four for one, etc.
	Okay.
	Now, I want to be honest with you.
	I made a considerable profit.
	I mean, just do the math, okay?
	I had, you know, many thousands of this fucking stock.
	I don't want to tell you how much I had.
	But I bought it at seven or eight bucks because I bought it in like two or three different trades.
	And then like I held on to it until it was like $89, $90, dude.
	That's a lot of fucking money at that time, dude.
	You get out, you fucking cash that you're doing pretty well.
	But you have to understand, dude.
	I mean, long-term investment reigns supreme.
	I'm telling you.
	Invest in Slack once that goes public.
	You can make a buck and make a reference to Ghost Swung.
	Yeah, all right.
	Now, let me get back to Amazon.
	Jeff Bezos, right when he went public, he told all the investors that, hey, I'm not going to be able to make a profit for at least 10 years.
	So you have to like trust me.
	I'm Jeff Bezos and I've got this like vision and you got to trust me.
	Okay, dude.
	You got to trust me.
	I'm not going to be profitable for 10 years.
	So, I mean, I wasn't going to, I mean, what am I going to do?
	Hold on, you know, hoping?
	And there was a lot of hard years, man.
	There was a lot of hard years from, you know, just the time I sold off to anyway.
	Anyway, I just want to, I just, I'm just trying to tell you young people, dude, when you buy something, don't sell it, dude.
	All right, especially stock.
	Buy low.
	Buy low.
	And hold on for the long term, dude.
	That's all I'm trying to say.
	Anyway, look, I'm sorry.
	I didn't mean to babble.
	We're already on fucking fuck Wi-Fi.
	Five hours!
	All right.
	Look, I owe you guys radio graffiti or some shit.
	I don't know, even though you people have been a fucking bunch of pricks to me.
	All right.
	I mean, not just this show, the past couple of shows, dude.
	And look, you see all this substance?
	You see all the pearls that I'm shooting at you, dude?
	The reason I'm doing this is because I want you young people to know that you have the power to be something independently.
	You just have to know what to do.
	And you see, you people that complain like, oh, well, I'm not taking advice from you.
	Well, you shouldn't be listening to anybody, you fucking moron.
	You should be getting all the information that you're getting and putting in your head.
	Critically think about it.
	Critically think about it.
	Listen to other people.
	Do the math.
	Read books, etc.
Back Pity Figure Shit Anyway 00:08:43
	And believe it or not, you can be successful, dude.
	You'll be successful.
	It's just, you know, it is what it is.
	Anyway, I'm going to chug this beer.
	And since, you know, I see a lot of trolls in here still talking garbage, even though I'm shooting pearls at you sons of bitches.
	You know, but I'm going to take another, you know, drain of the main vein here.
	If you buy stocks like Amazon, don't be like that dumbass ghost.
	Hold on to it.
	You'll make more money than making a quick buck.
	Well, that is real.
	You know, quick buck, I mean, you have to remember, quick buck is very easy.
	It's the long-term shit that you want, dude.
	Nobody taught me that, dude.
	I was a capitalist.
	I knew how to make fast money all my life.
	You know what I'm saying?
	It was that long-term money, dude, where you fucking go, you make your money, you invest it, and you leave it there for a long period of time.
	And, you know, you have to understand where I was from, where I'm coming from, dude.
	I didn't have anybody that bequeathed me any property or I didn't have a mommy and daddy that held my hand or any of that other shit, dude.
	I had to figure this shit out on my own.
	You know, I had to figure this shit out on my own.
	And, you know, I'm trying to help you guys so that you don't have to figure that shit out on your own.
	You can hear an old capitalist like me and said, I remember when Ghost said this, and I need to not do that.
	But hey, you know, remember the freedom to be able to invest on your own, the freedom to be able to do what it is, whatever you want to do with your money.
	You have the freedom to succeed, but you also have the freedom to fail.
	All right.
	You have the freedom to fail.
	All right.
	Let me take this last chug.
	I'm going to drain the main vein one Mo Gan, okay?
	And then when I come back, we're going back.
	We're going radio graffiti, no BS.
	I didn't mean to get off on that soliloquy about that, but I'm glad that people are donating to say, hey, Ghost, what's going on?
	What are we going to do?
	What's this?
	I'm a young capitalist with 60K in the bank.
	What should I do right now?
	What I'm saying is you should hold that shit, you know, because it's valuable right now.
	All right.
	It's very valuable.
	And try to make your moves once you start seeing the market slip.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Anyway, I'm going to be right back.
	You got the music engineer.
	Go ahead and put the music on at any time.
	You got it?
	I'll be right back, folks.
	All right.
	Don't go anywhere.
	When I come back, radio graffiti, we're about, hold on.
	We're about to hit the five-hour mark, dude.
	And I've got to do a Saturday night troll show tomorrow.
	Are you joking?
	I mean, come on, man.
	Five hours.
	Come on, man.
	I'm telling you, man, I'm a fucking machine, dude.
	I got the fucking energy of a goddamn 21-year-old, for Christ's sake, dude.
	I'm a fucking machine.
	All right, I'll be right back.
	I'm going to go drain the main vein, the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage that, you know, many of your female counterparts think about.
	Anyway, I'll be right back.
	Don't go anywhere.
	Like I said, we're doing radio graffiti when I come back.
	I'll be right back.
	All right.
	For Christ's sake.
	All right.
	Play the son of a bitch for Christ's sake, man.
	Do what did you do?!
	All right.
	Look, all right.
	You got me back, Engineer.
	All right, Gabriel, we're back.
	All right, take me out.
	Take me out.
	All right.
	All right.
	We're back for Christ's sake.
	I mean, good God.
	All right.
	Look, now that we've gotten through everything, I mean, it's five hours and three minutes, dude.
	I can't believe that I'm even over here, you know, doing this for all you people.
	I can't believe I'm doing this for all you people, dude.
	Anyway, I had to go tell Mrs. Ghost, you know, it's steak time, baby.
	And you know what?
	You know what I told Mrs. Ghost to do?
	Not only make a steak, I told her to make me some fucking chicken wings with steak, baby.
	Wings and steak.
	And you know, since I don't eat spaghetti anymore, I told Mrs. Ghost to start making me a bowl of butter noodles, meaning that you know, she still gets like you know, kind of Italian noodles, etc.
	You know, she boils it, then just you know, just throws like you know, like a half a stick of butter, just you know, butter noodles, baby.
	I'm telling you right now, I'm looking forward to it.
	I'm looking forward to it.
	All right.
	Anyway, hey, you all shut up, dude, in the chat room.
	I'm just telling you how it is.
	All right.
	Give me my drink.
	I hope that some of you were listening to the advice I was given because this is what I was known for before you trolls ruined my show and turned it into.
	I don't even know what the.
	I don't even, I don't think anybody can describe this show.
	I don't think there's anybody that can, you know, give some kind of like description if they were even to write about it or talk about it.
	All right.
	Anyway, let me have one more beer and then we're going to go ahead.
	We're going to go ahead and go to Radio Graffiti.
	All right.
	All right.
	Let me just, let me just get this more beer.
	Oh, man.
	And don't call me an alcoholic, dude.
	I'm not an, I'm not an alcoholic.
	All right.
	I just, I'm a connoisseur.
	All right.
	Mrs. Ghost is code for mom.
	You think I still live with my fucking mother?
	Are you kidding?
	You got you got another thing coming, dude.
	Are you shitting me?
	You got another thing coming, dude.
	Code for mom.
	Fuck you, dude.
	Jesus Christ.
	How dare you?
Manson Graffiti Call Pity Code 00:03:40
	You know what I mean?
	How dare you?
	And don't ask me about shit like that, you sick son of a bitch.
	What is this?
	A drunk Texan rants for hours while his viewers pity him and give him money.
	Y'all pity me?
	Wait, hold on.
	I don't think y'all pity me, dude.
	You want me fucking dead?
	I mean, I've seen you people.
	I mean, y'all talking.
	Y'all want me fucking dead, but pity me?
	Are you fucking joking, dude?
	You know, I mean, what did Marilyn Manson say?
	Take your hatred out on me.
	Make your victim my hand.
	You'll never ever believe in me.
	I am your turn of king.
	All right.
	I mean, that's literally what it is.
	I mean, you know, it is what it is, you know?
	That's what it is, dude.
	It is what it is.
	Anyway, without any further ado, all right, I think it's about that time for everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
	And I'm talking about radio graffiti.
	Hey, Bolster, first of all, it's not Charles Manson, it's Marilyn Manson, asshole.
	All right, anyway, we'll talk about this later.
	Anyway, without any further ado, if you want to be a part of Radio Graffiti, all you got to do is call in right now at 515-604-9052 and take a whiff of that.
	And once you finish taking a whiff of that, go ahead when the bitch starts talking, push 844-286 and the hashtag or pound key, you know, whichever you know.
	And then once you do that, you will be literally in queue to participate in Radio Graffiti.
	And when I call on your area code, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
	That's why we call this Radio Graffiti.
	Hey, you know, I think I have to explain this another time because I think that a lot of the people that are listening to the broadcast have very relaxed brains.
	I think that people that are listening to the broadcast, they have very relaxed brains.
	So once again, if you want to call in and you want to be a part of Radio Graffiti, all you got to do is call in 515-604-9052.
	And once the operator bitch starts talking, push in 844-286 and the hashtag or the pound key.
	And once you do that, you're on hold to be a part of Radio Graffiti, okay?
	When I call on your area code, you got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
	Do we have any Radio Graffiti callers engineer?
	All right.
	Without any further ado, let's go ahead and get to Radio Graffiti right now.
	All right.
	All right.
	Let's start off with an anonymous.
	How about that?
	Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
	Hey, Anonymous, what are you doing?
	Playing with your Peter Popper or what?
Hispandex Sent Cord Cob Ass 00:06:45
	Well, fuck you, Gus.
	You know, you can, I remember when you were on, you know, you know, against censorship, and then you pull off this shit.
	What's wrong with you, man?
	What are you talking about?
	Against censor?
	What are you talking?
	What did I pull off?
	You fucking banned me for sending you fucking shit.
	Who are you?
	Who are you?
	I'm communist for something, you dumb fuck.
	Yeah, well, you sent me a cord cob in the ass.
	There's no problem with it.
	You said you're pro you now.
	You're just pro-censorship.
	Why the fuck are you doing that?
	Because you're trying to ban me from YouTube, you little bag at.
	Wow, you sound like a fucking bitch.
	You know that, right?
	Get this.
	Wait a minute, hold on.
	Wait a minute, hold on.
	Hold on.
	What?
	Go where?
	So you're being, you're saying I'm the bitch, but you're the bitch that fucking blocked me because you couldn't fucking handle it.
	You sent a cord cob in the ass, you stupid moron.
	You know what?
	Hold on, hold on.
	Stay right there for a second.
	Don't go anywhere.
	Don't go anywhere because I think it's about that time for everybody to say it's our broadcast.
	It's just the minority!
	It's just the minority, folks.
	It's just the minority, folks.
	All right, hold on, hold on just a second.
	I got it.
	I got it.
	Hold on just a second.
	Now, can you go ahead and speak up again?
	Well, you have nothing else to do but guess other people's race while you're fucking.
	You're fucking pathetic, you know.
	All right, hold on, hold on.
	Let me answer me this.
	I hear a little bit of a Hispandex twang to you, do you?
	Are you Hispandex?
	Why is that your business?
	You fucking hook?
	Ah yes yes, I knew it, I knew it.
	You are a Hispanic problem.
	Is this a problem?
	If there's a problem being fucking Mexican, then I fucking injured white people.
	Your fucking Answers came, came over here and fucking raped all the women.
	Yes, I knew it.
	Get this asshole out of get out of here, you burrito eating idiot.
	I knew it.
	I knew it.
	Yes, yes, I fucking love this game, dude.
	I knew it.
	I knew it.
	I knew it, dude.
	I was like, I hear a little bit of Hispandex twang there.
	No wonder.
	No wonder.
	I should have asked him what variant of Latin he is.
	You know, whether he was Mexican, whether he was Cuban, whether he was Puerto Rican, you know, because then I would have, you know, gauged whether or not he may or may not have been homosexual.
	I'm not just.
	Woo.
	That was.
	That was good, dude.
	That was, you know, that's.
	I want to say cheers.
	That was like classic 2010, baby.
	I told you.
	I've always been good at this game, dude.
	I told you.
	Nobody ever believes me.
	Nobody ever believes me.
	All right, let's move on.
	All right.
	Who else do we have here?
	Jesus Christ.
	How about a real Russian radio graffiti?
	A real Russian.
	Zen Commander, Radio Graffiti.
	I'm going to show you.
	You know, I'm glad you did that.
	I'm glad you did that mid-show splice because I'm not a big fan of Russians, okay?
	Everybody has known this since like 2010, 2011.
	I'm not a big fan of Russians.
	These are the same people that brought in serfdom, which is lower than slavery.
	Okay.
	And if you don't know the difference between serfdom and slavery, I would strongly advise you to go take a look.
	All right.
	And not to mention, they're fucking cockeyed.
	They're mouth breathers.
	They're vodka drinkers, for Christ's sake, man.
	And what the hell is vodka made from?
	I don't know.
	Whatever fucking shit potatoes they shit out of their asses.
	I don't know, man.
	All right.
	What else do we have?
	Who the hell is bag on ghost radio graffiti?
	Seriously, Sam.
	Are you Mexican?
	No.
	Yes, you are.
	I win.
	That's what you said.
	I love this story.
	That's what I said.
	Maggie.
	That's what I said.
	Maggie.
	That's what I said.
	Maggie.
	That's what I said.
	You know what?
	Seriously, Samsung, you're damn right.
	That's what I said.
	And hold on.
	Somebody donated something.
	Hold on.
	Let me replay this.
	Let me replay this.
	What did you say?
	I'd buy that for a dollar.
	Are you Mexican?
	No.
	Yes, you are.
	I win.
	He said, no, no, he said he was, dude.
	He said he was.
	Oh, yeah.
	So what if I'm a Hispanex?
	Well, catch a shit, Puto.
	I'll over there.
	I'll kick your fucking ass at you.
	That's what he said with his fruity ass voice.
	I knew he, you know, only communists can sound so fruit bowl.
	All right.
	I'm not even what a what a fruity ass bastard.
	Hey, so what, man?
	I'll go over there.
	I'll kick your ass, Puto.
	Jesus Christ.
	All right, let's go back to the goddamn radio graffiti for Christ's sake.
	Who else do we have here?
	How about 214 Radio Graffiti?
	Jesus Christ, get your Obama phone straight, all right?
	We're in the Trump administration.
	There ain't no reason to have Obama phones right now, you son of a bitch.
	Who the hell is it?
	Hold on a second.
	This is a weird number.
	7987 Radio Graffiti.
	We got Ghost Socks.
	Radio Graffiti.
	This is true Rapist Radio.
	True Rapist Radio.
	I am your host, the man-made doll ghost.
	Give him more girls or give him that.
	You know what?
	Engineer to rape my bitrag whore.
	Granny for Christ's son.
	Broadcasting from Hassan Shed in San Antonio, Texas.
Lachaim Hello Graffitis School Idol 00:05:01
	All right, get this shit.
	Get to shut up.
	I'm not letting that shit finish.
	All right, shut up.
	All right.
	You know, you sons of bitches, you know, I'm not a rapist asshole.
	All right, never have been, never will be.
	But I'll tell you this: I have a rapist wit.
	I have a rapist wit.
	Just, I'm just saying.
	Anyway, who else do we have here?
	How about, oh, yeah, Doover Dude, Radio Graffiti.
	Yet, get the picture.
	Put it here.
	No.
	Yes.
	Yet, here.
	No.
	No.
	It's hard to make you.
	Oh, too tiny.
	What the fuck?
	What the hell?
	What the hell is that, dude?
	What the hell was that?
	Was that the putas put this put?
	Was that that fucker?
	Put us, put the son of a bitch, man.
	915 Radio Graffiti.
	That's actually very good music.
	Lachaim.
	Lachaim.
	Anyway, hold on, let me take a drink of this.
	Hey, we just, hey, dude, we just went through Passover, dude.
	I had my cedar meal.
	Hold on, where are we at?
	You know, Oyvey, where are we at?
	How about Blixer, Radio Graffiti?
	Okay, how about Big Cat, Radio Graffiti?
	Hello, hello, hello.
	I am Big Cat, and I am here for the Rio Graffitis, and you are into my own graffitis.
	What?
	What?
	Is that a joke, or is that my own joke?
	You know, I'm just gonna.
	Hold on.
	He just fucking left.
	He just.
	I'm telling you.
	I'm telling you.
	Some of these people that listen to me, they have these relaxed brains, dude.
	Do you see this?
	He's like, I'm like, what?
	You're asking me to answer a question.
	I don't want to do it.
	I got to go.
	I mean, come on, dude.
	Oh, my God.
	What a joke.
	What a joke, dude.
	Hold on.
	Who the hell is this?
	Shekel picking ghostler radio graffiti Hey, I like this one.
	Hey, hey, hey, hey, Shekel on the floor.
	Hey, hey, don't touch his mind.
	Hey, hey, Shekel on the floor.
	Hey, hey, hop by, Roivy, Oppa, Hoivy.
	All right, all right, guys.
	All right, we get it.
	All right, we get it.
	All right, shut up.
	Don't make fun of the Jewish people, all right?
	The Jewish people are America's greatest allies.
	So don't go there, okay?
	I mean, did you hear Bibsy?
	Do I have to remind you what Bibsy said?
	Fucking Bibsy is going to name a province of the Golan Heights after Donald Trump, baby.
	All right?
	All right, who the hell is this?
	How about school idol capitalist Radio Graffiti?
	on Radio Graffiti.
	This is True School Idol Radio.
	True School Idol Radio.
	I am your house, the man they call Ghost.
	The badass of cute Japanese high school girl singing and dancing.
	Give him idols or give him death.
	Son of a bitch.
	And now, he will take it from here.
	Your host is the leader of the famous Hambon high school idol group, Michael J. Fox and the Shakes, the Japanese school girl they call.
Bad Guy Tracksuit Beat Asses 00:15:59
	Hey, shut up.
	All right, hold on.
	Shut this shit off.
	Get him off.
	First of all, I don't appreciate your little anime little bit there.
	It's a bunch of garbage and it makes me sick.
	And secondly, don't make fun of my band, dude.
	I'm trying, genuinely, out of the bottom of my heart, trying to get the band back together.
	And for all those that don't know, y'all haven't been with me for a long time.
	Michael J. Fox and the Shakes is my band, okay?
	And I'm trying to get the band back together.
	And of course, you know, it's easier said than done.
	It's a very shaky situation.
	You know what I mean?
	So anyway, let me go ahead and continue.
	Don't make fun of my band, dude.
	All right?
	All right.
	Who else do we have?
	Jesus Christ.
	Wait a minute.
	Hold on.
	What?
	Ghost really does, Radio Graffiti?
	I fake the rage.
	I'm a shekel goblin.
	I am the shekel whore.
	I take the rage.
	He controls.
	I'm a shekel goblin.
	I am the sheko whore.
	I take the rage.
	Get this asshole.
	That's a fucking splice.
	And everybody fucking knows it.
	Fuck you, man.
	Fuck you.
	For Christ's sake.
	You son of a bitch!
	That's a goddamn spice, and everybody knows it!
	That's a goddamn splice.
	And everybody knows it.
	Fucking assholes, man.
	I swear to fucking God.
	If you were in front of me right now, I would fucking beat your fucking ass!
	I would whoop your fucking...
	Ow, shit, I hurt.
	Hurt my fucking hand.
	You fucking bag ass dude.
	What pick me up?
	Five six, Jesus Christ, I hurt my fucking hand.
	Hold on goddamn sons of bitches man.
	You, goddamn sons of bitches man, hold on, i'm looking for this stupid, hold on.
	What what?
	Fuck you asshole, just shut up, all right.
	All right, i'm looking for five, six one here.
	All right, we've got five, six one radio graffiti.
	Oh fuck, what else we got here?
	We got uh, the Jackler radio graffiti.
	That's what I said.
	I said Jackler the Gangler bag.
	It is what I said.
	It was at this moment that Nathan Nip, he fucked up.
	Oh oh, Jackler the Faggler, oh my god, oh my god, shut up, shut up.
	I don't mean to, oh shit.
	And you fucking idiots that are out here hey, can we please do radio graffiti, especially you Hamster Rides.
	You faggot, get this, get this crap out here.
	Fuck you, Jacklar.
	That's a goddamn splice and everybody who listens to me knows it.
	It's a fucking splice, it's a goddamn spice.
	You, son of a bitch, everybody knows it.
	Shut up, oh god, oh god, shut up and lol man, shut up, just shut your mouth man, end the show.
	You worthless cop, fuck you man, fuck you.
	Don't you fucking dare man, fuck you.
	Just shut your mouth.
	If you want me to continue this fucking radio graffiti man, just shut your goddamn stupid mouth.
	Unless you want me to write this shit fucking, continue this crap.
	Man, fucking bastards.
	Man, each and every one of you fucking troll terrors.
	You're a bunch of bastards.
	You know I fucking drank.
	Fuck what?
	No!
	Fucking asshole!
	No you, I got your fucking dude.
	Fucking crap.
	I get this crap out of here.
	Fucking crap what you done.
	Look at this mess, this fucking mess.
	Man, just leave me alone.
	You bag it, and that's what I said, no matter what you people splice at me, that's what I said.
	I said, bag it's man.
	Oh god hey, it's Horny the clown.
	I want to make a man.
	Fucking shut up, all right, just shut up, Jesus Christ.
	How about 315 Radio Graffiti?
	All right.
	get this in.
	All right, I get what you idiots are trying to do with the Jewish music, all right?
	I don't appreciate that.
	And you people are a bunch of anti-Semitic bastards.
	All right?
	I mean, so what if I'm Jewish?
	All right, so what?
	Huh?
	I'm a bad guy now.
	I'm a bad guy.
	I should be put in an oven or something.
	So what if I'm Jewish?
	Not that I'm saying I am Jewish.
	I'm just saying, well, so what if I was, all right?
	How about 413 radio graffiti?
	Hey, come, godler.
	I want to drink your cum.
	Give me your cum.
	Jesus.
	All right.
	Get this stupid limey.
	You know, that's what's happening to Lyme.
	That sounds like, what does that sound like?
	That sounded like one of those English CX dudes.
	What was his name?
	Tracksuit Andy.
	That sounded like Tracksuit Andy.
	No wonder he's got all that fucking like pimple shit all over his face.
	Anyway.
	Ah, Jesus.
	Hold on.
	Who the hell is this?
	Who the hell is 213 Radio Graffiti?
	Damn son of a bitch.
	You goddamn son of a bitch.
	And listen to me, man.
	I'm not admitting I'm Jewish.
	I'm just saying, so what if I was Jewish, dude?
	So what if I was?
	Y'all are going to hate me now?
	I'm a bad guy now?
	Jesus Christ.
	Who the hell?
	5-7 radio graffiti.
	Are you snoring, you fucking fruit monkey?
	Get the fucking snoring asshole out of here for Christ's sake.
	What is this?
	Tracksuit Andy is better than Panta?
	Oh, yeah.
	I'm so sure.
	I'm so sure.
	Why don't you tell that to the goddamn whatever it is that's on his face?
	Warts, herpes, pimples, whatever the hell it is.
	All right?
	Oh, shove.
	Hold on.
	Who the hell is this flying Jew radio graffiti?
	Since we went back to basics earlier, I thought we could try to spice things up.
	Here, I got some great toys this time.
	Oh, yeah.
	Woo!
	Cocking bra torture is the greatest thing since spiced bread.
	Let's just go ahead and get right to it, all right?
	Let's just pour this hot wax on your 15 and a half.
	God, I fucking hurt my 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage for Christ's sake.
	You're all supplies with what you shocked to him.
	some urethral sounding.
	Next time we'll go even crazier.
	Get this fucking piece of goddamn garbage out of.
	Damn it!
	Fucking German!
	TROLL TERRORIST BASTARDS!
	shit for 5 hours and 31 minutes!
	What the fuck?
	What the actual fuck!
	I don't know if I'm going to be here for a goddamn fucking Saturday night troll show, man.
	I'm not even joking around, man.
	I don't even know if I'm going to be here for a Saturday night goddamn troll show.
	Do you hear me?
	Fuck you fucking piece of shit, you piece of shit.
	Oh, oh, oh, oh, what do we have here?
	Twilly Atkins, all fucking hell, man.
	Twilly Atkins radio graffiti.
	What are you playing?
	What do you mean?
	That's no longer the case.
	Sick of that crap, man.
	Oh, we got it in the middle.
	Shut up.
	Hold on, hold on.
	I got to see that.
	That's not fucking Tweely.
	Hold on.
	I don't know where the hell that came.
	What is this?
	End it, bitch!
	That wasn't Tweely.
	Hold on.
	I don't know what the hell happened.
	Some fruit bowl got.
	I don't know what the hell that was, for Christ's sake, man.
	Hold on, I need some more beer.
	All right.
	You know, before whatever the hell is about to happen to happen, what is this?
	Press F for fake rage and for Ghostler to end the show.
	Fuck you, man.
	Fuck you.
	You think I enjoy this for Christ's sake?
	I've been on here for five hours and 32 minutes.
	You know what?
	Fuck you.
	All right, give me my fucking beer.
	I need more beer.
	I'm doing me.
	That's what I'm doing.
	You see, see, Mrs. Ghost, she's fucking, she's washing dishes.
	She's making the steak.
	See, I don't even know why I'm even here with you, sons of bitches.
	All right.
	I don't even know why I'm here with you, sons of bitches.
	I mean, most of you sons of bitches are just sitting there.
	You ain't got nobody.
	You ain't got nobody.
	For Christ's sake.
	All right.
	Give me my goddamn beer.
	I'm fucking doing me.
	All right.
	That's what I'm doing.
	I'm doing me.
	Christ's sake.
	What do I?
	Hold on.
	What do we have here?
	Hold on just a second.
	What do we have here for Christ's sake?
	Hold on.
	New game, Radio Graffiti.
	All right, get this out of here.
	We're not, we're not, what is this?
	What are we, what are we, fucking folk festival or something?
	Is this the Lilith Fair?
	Fucking fruit bowl.
	Who the hell is this?
	Jewish Street Jam Radio Graffiti.
	Seconds from the end.
	What's it gonna be?
	Pull the trigger, bitch.
	Hey, get this.
	Jewish street jam.
	Are you kidding me, man?
	Why are you guys so fucking anti-Semitic?
	Why are you guys so damn racist, dude?
	Jesus Christ.
	How about 619 Radio Graffiti?
	Yosu Ghost, I need some advice.
	My parents left like a month ago to go live at Applebee's.
	I run out of beans and Cheetos to eat, and I've tried to eat in the cotton out of my pillows.
	I don't know what to do.
	Are you kidding me, man?
	I mean, listen to me.
	Where are your fucking parents?
	Are they out like doing something?
	I told you they're Applebee's.
	They're not at Applebee's.
	Stop lying.
	They're Applebee's, man.
	Put your goddamn parents on the fucking phone right now.
	I want to tell them something.
	I'm not even joking, you little bread.
	Put your goddamn parents on the fucking.
	No, dude, they're an applebee.
	Fucking get this kid out of here.
	Get this fucking kid out.
	You know what I would do, you stupid little punk?
	If I was there and I was your goddamn stepdaddy, give me my fucking belt.
	You fucking give me fucking this is what I would do, man.
	I would take your little ass to the woodshed and I ain't made a fucking man out of you yet, you sorry sack of crap.
	I ain't made a man of you yet.
	You hear that, boy?
	Huh?
	I bet your little fucking daddy ain't never done this to you, boy.
	Fucking god.
	What the fuck, man?
	We're in a fucking parents for this kid, man.
	We're the parents.
	Oh, yeah, ghost.
	That feels good.
	Shut up, dark me magician, girl.
	Shut your stupid, goddamn dirty ass.
	And look at these people in the chat room, man.
	They enjoy.
	Man, shut up, man.
	That's a little kid, dude.
	The parents.
	I'm not even joking, man.
	If I saw these fucking parents, I would beat their asses myself, man.
	I would beat their asses myself.
	I would beat their asses myself.
	Jesus Christ.
	Hold on.
	Who the hell is this?
	Jewathon Ghostler.
	Jeweth on Ghosts or Radio Graffiti.
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	Get this fucking idiot out of here for Christ's sake, man.
	And who the hell?
	Horny the Clown Radio Graffiti.
	I got you.
	You were expecting someone else.
	Don't you, you fat-headed bonehead.
	This is Sirius Samsung signing off.
	Jesus Christ, man.
	Seriously, Samsung, you sound like you popped out of the ass of Richard Simmons, for Christ's sake.
	Are you kidding me?
	You should have just kept to the splices, dude.
	I mean, ha ha ha.
	I'm seriously Samsung.
	Look at me.
	I can stick large pieces of furniture up my shit funnel.
	Wow.
	Jesus Christ.
	I'm not.
	I mean, come on, dude.
	Come on.
	Hold on.
	Who the hell is this?
	Ghost Israeli bank account, radio graffiti.
	Get this idiot.
	Get it.
	Get this idiot out of here for Christ's sake, man.
	Jesus Christ.
	Who the hell is this?
	619 Radio Graffiti.
	Yo, ghost.
	Do you do gay sex in the woodshed?
	Is that why you have a whip there?
	Because you like to get listen, you little punk.
	You little punk.
	Put your parents on the goddamn horn.
	I want to talk to them.
	They're Applebee's, man.
	They're not an Applebee's.
	They're not.
	You're fucking liar.
	You're a little lying bastard.
	You're a little lying bastard.
	Sit there and shut up.
	You know what?
	Get this fucking.
	You sit there and you fucking shut up, you little son of a bitch.
	You little lion son of a bitch.
	Man, fucking little kids, man.
	Where are the parents?
	Where are the parents, man?
	You understand me?
	Oh, Jesus Christ.
	Where are the fucking parents, dude?
	And that wasn't a fart, that was a squeak.
	All right, you assholes.
	Anyway, Twilly Atkins, Radio Graffiti.
	Hey, Ghost.
	I just wanted to make thanks to a great show.
	I'm also raising a shout of Johnny Market ghost today and saying cheers to you, to the engineer, and to the inner circle.
	Cheers, ghost, and have a great night.
	Is that it?
	Was that really Twilly Atkins?
	That was it?
	Huh?
	That was really it for Christ's sake.
	I mean, wow.
	And now everybody's saying it's a trap.
	It's a trap.
	All right.
	All right.
	Just shut up.
	All right.
	All right.
	We'll move on to somebody else.
	Who the hell is make radio graffiti great again?
	What the hell is this?
	Get this shit out of here for Christ's sake, dude.
	What is this, dude?
	Oh, my God.
	Who the hell is Evan Goglin Radio Graffiti?
	The Ava series was born from Adam, born from man's antithesis.
	Then yet the Lila will utilize that which they hate most of all in order to survive.
	I do not think you're the same.
	Your Ava and I are composed of the same manner.
	Born from Adam, I can synchronize with it easily as long as there is no dominant soul.
	Now, hiding.
	You know, Jesus Christ, dude.
	This, this is this sucks a cock with it.
	You know what I mean?
	I'm not even joking.
	What the actual fuck is, you know, what's going on here, for Christ's sake?
	three five two radio graffiti are you kidding me First of all, that was a splice, and that's all you're gonna play.
	That's all you're gonna play.
	Listen, that goddamn shit was a splice, and everybody knows it.
	All right, how about how about anonymous radio graffiti?
	This is true.
	Wildfire radio.
	Wildfire Radio.
	Here they go, ghost.
	The fat ass of Forge Earth.
	Predator round like wildfire.
	What is him that?
	Spread it around like wildfire, right?
	Shut you know, listen, shut up.
	I've been here for look, I'm not gonna make this six hours.
	I'm not, I'm not making this fucking shit six hours for Christ's sake, man.
	Who the hell is Blixer, Radio Graffiti, man?
	Blixer, you know, I don't know.
	You know, let's cut you off because you're a Hell and Keller deaf mute.
	All right, who the hell else do we have here for fuck's sake?
	Who the hell is uh who the hell is Zed Radio Graffiti?
	We got Roth of the Beat Radio Graffiti.
	Don't tell me how to fucking run my woman, all right?
	You know, sometimes you give your little woman a little bit of leeway, and they think that they could fucking do you know, you just gotta fucking keep them in line.
	That's all you got to do, all right?
	For sake, I'm doing a show!
	Yeah!
	As you can see, she's quiet her ass down and she fucking better take care of Templeton.
	If not, you know, we're gonna have a horrible Easter thing right now.
	You son of a bitch.
	Shut up, man.
	I don't do that.
	Shut the fuck up.
	Shut up.
	Shut up.
	Fucking you fucking asshole.
	I've been sitting here for almost five hours and 45 minutes, and this is what man fuck you.
	I'm not doing a six hour.
	Get me out of here.
	Get me the hell out of here.
	I'm not doing your damn right goodbye.
	I'm not going to do a six hours with you stupid, dumb assholes who are going to probably leave from this broadcast and whack off to tribal nudity.
	All right, get the radio graffiti off for Christ's sake, man.
	I mean, Christ.
	For Christ's sake, man.
	And shut the fuck up in the chat room, man.
	How the fuck do you win, man?
	What are you talking about?
	You fucking asshole.
	Shut up.
	Shut up.
	You win shit.
	End this show, UCUKC.
	Shut up, man.
	Shut up.
	End it, you Jew.
	I'm not a cock, asshole.
	You're a cock.
	You sons of bitches that have been fucking with me all night.
	You're a bunch of cucks, man.
	I've been sitting here for five hours and 45 minutes, and do you people give a shit?
	No!
	I'd buy that for a dollar.
	You'll be lucky if I come back.
	Yada yada.
	How do you all treat it nice?
	Yada yada.
	You don't win, yada yada.
	You, yada, yada.
	Shut up, man.
	Shut up, Dark Me Magician, slut.
	Shut up.
	End the show, you cuck, you fucking son of a bitch.
	Don't call me a fucking cuck, you understand me?
	And you don't win shit, man.
	What if I don't come back tomorrow, huh?
	What if I don't show up for the Saturday Night Troll Show?
	What if I don't show up?
	Fucking 52 and zero.
	MVP to Dark Me Magician, whore.
	Are you fucking kidding me?
	I'm not kidding.
	I deserve more respect, man.
	And I deserve it.
	And you better fucking start giving it to me, man.
	You think I want to do a Saturday Night Troll Show after this?
	For Christ's sake?
	Not even going for six hours.
	Earlier, I did 11 hours and a half.
	You're so lazy.
	You're a fucking liar.
	You're a goddamn liar.
	You're a damn liar.
	You're a fucking show and cuck out like Trump did on the wall.
	You fucking cucks, shut up!
	I'm up!
	Fucking cuck!
	Shut up!
	I'm up!
	Damn, shoot!
	Shut up!
	Shut up!
	Get up!

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