Ghost condemns San Antonio's Fiesta as a racist money scheme, alleging the city exploits citizens through $1.1 million in festival revenue and $58 million in alcohol sales to fund DUI fines while Mayor Nuremberg and officials Julian Castro enforce anti-LGBTQ policies. Amidst a chaotic broadcast where he smokes marijuana and drinks nine beers, Ghost rants against chat trolls like Ice Poseidon and D-Ray for forcing inappropriate content, accusing them of being DNC-paid agents before ending the four-hour show by threatening legal action and vowing to close his San Antonio businesses to refuse paying corrupt sales taxes. [Automatically generated summary]
And I want to say what's going on to everybody out there who's listening right now on this Monday, Monday edition.
I'd like for y'all that are listening live to me right now to spread it around the internet throughout the world and let everybody out there know that the Go Show is live and we are in effect and in the house.
I hope that y'all appreciated the Saturday Night Troll Show, but of course you don't.
And I deserve more respect.
You understand that?
I deserve more respect and you people know it.
And shut up in the chat room saying I'm late.
I'm not late.
All right.
Text To Speech Lady00:03:58
I'm right on time.
Episode 46.
It's Fiesta in San Antonio.
A racist money-making scheme for this crappy city.
This San Antonio municipality uses and abuses the citizens of San Antonio and basically package it up in some drunkard Fiesta Fest that's city sponsored downtown.
Give me a goddamn break.
All right.
All right.
Engineer, take me out of here.
Take the music out for Christ's sake.
Yeah, that's right.
I'm here.
You're lucky I'm even here after the Saturday Night Troll Show that you sons of bitches did.
All right.
I can't believe you sons of bitches.
The freaking panda, no, it does not.
First and foremost, okay?
Freaking freaking panda.
He's going to take a pay cut.
Herman Sugar Cane would take a pay cut.
That's why he withdrew his name.
You understand?
I mean, he's all about the Benjamins like everybody else for Christ's sake.
So don't be sitting here and insinuating that it had anything to do with anything for Christ's sake.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
And what is this?
You know, for real.
Is it still muted?
This fucking thing, man.
Look, hold on.
Oh, my God.
I cannot.
You know what?
I don't understand what's going on.
Really don't understand what the hell's going on here, dude.
I really don't understand it for Christ's sake.
Wheelchair broke TTS.
Yeah, real funny.
All right, now hold on just a second.
Let me, what is this?
Text to speech lady is saying that I'm late again.
I am not late, you dumb.
Listen, text to speech lady, please shove it up your ass, okay?
I mean, come on, man.
I'm sitting here.
I'm trying to do a show, and here you are doing your Faya thing over here.
All right, look, calm your asses down.
Let me, let me try.
I just, I really don't understand what's going on here with this goddamn crap.
I really, I really do not understand it at all.
I don't understand it one bit.
And I don't know.
Let's try it again.
All right, let's try it again.
There's a couple of people.
The freaking panda.
Let's go ahead and replay his for Christ's sake.
The freaking panda.
Wait a minute.
There's Nico Angel.
Late, muted, and complaining about.
Ah, look, I'm not going to say that.
Shut your mouth for Christ's sake.
All right, here's the freaking panda.
All right.
Hey, Ghost, I heard that your buttons are in his Federal Reserve seat.
I wonder if it has to do with the pressure.
That's the freaking panda.
All right, we got yours repeated.
Let's get the couple other people.
Crash landing in San Antonio.
What the hell does that mean?
What the hell does that mean?
Let me replay text-to-speech lady since everybody's out here listening.
Wait a minute.
Here's the fake jackler.
Hi, Ghost.
Couldn't make it on Saturday.
My stupid dad gave me house arrest.
House arrested.
He confiscated your phone.
He found out I donated to your show using his credit card.
Look, don't do that.
All right, because now I have to do it.
Do not do that.
Don't get your daddy's credit card and do stuff you're not supposed to.
Here's text-to-speech lady, okay?
Stocks were mixed today as they waited for corporate.
They were mixed today.
Look, I'm going to get to the markets, all right?
No matter what this text-to-speech digital slut is trying to do.
The NASDAQ topic is a lot of fun.
I'm getting to it, and I don't give a crap.
The SSH.
I would like for everybody to withhold their TTSs if they could, please.
Because, Jesus, what is this?
The ghost salad.
Only time I'll ask for the night, but there is any chance we can get the ghost salad recipe tonight.
I'm ready to try it, please.
Capitalist Army Trolls00:15:14
I respect you.
Greetings, Master Ghost.
What is this?
It is your lovely servant coming again for another show.
Lovely servant.
I don't have a single one.
Even the lovely chapter will help Master get his smile back.
This is some strength.
Everyone will share a lovely duck.
All right, we get it.
And thank you, NG, for two bucks.
Hey, NG, tell everybody what's going on, man.
And tell them you're gainfully employed, baby.
As you can hear, man, I've got them hired on the Monday, Wednesday, and Friday shows of the Ghost Show and the Saturday Night Troll Show.
What is this, D-Ray?
The problem with you is that you don't have the balls to actually talk to other people and attempt to debate them.
Jesus Christ.
You're not on Twitter.
You make zero effort to reach out to Nick Fuente's child retort.
Hey, hey, hey, D-Ray.
If they really want to talk, they can contact me, okay?
All right.
I don't do interviews.
All right.
Unless it's Tommy Laron, then I'll consider it.
But I don't do interviews, okay?
Are you kidding me?
I mean, let me tell you something.
If you want to debate, if these ass clowns, you so-called right-wing e-celebs, if they want to debate me, I'll do it and I'll make them look lower than leprechaun's nutsack.
And what is this?
Ice Poseidon.
Hey, ghost, the Dems are never going to give up on the Mueller report.
No kidding.
Can you bitch slap them all?
I wish I could.
No kidding.
I mean, the Mueller report has shown, and I hate to reiterate this.
I don't want to go into Trump and Mueller because I know there's a lot of left-wing, long-haired bedwetting hippies out there.
They're listening to the broadcast and they're going to get turned off by this crap, and I don't give a crap.
The bottom line is that all you leftists from the media, from the people in Congress, Adam Scht and all these other people, they were insinuating that there was some kind of connection between Russia-Trump, and they allowed this unconstitutional special counsel that was brought by Robert.
Well, actually, that was headed by Robert Mueller, excuse me.
And Robert Mueller comprised nothing but a team of pro-Hillary Democrats.
What is this?
Look-Toss ghost salad.
Shut up and stop talking to me in emojis, okay?
And the bottom line is: now that the Mueller report is a big nothing burger, they're going to use, like I said in the past, they're going to use their congressional powers.
D-Ray, I have AIDS.
That's not the D-Ray.
That's not real D-Ray, all right?
The bottom line is, is that I am pro-Trump to the end, and I knew that once these Democrats got office, what?
Collision for Sri Lanka exploding head.
That's not funny, dark me magician girl.
That's not goddamn funny.
Sri Lanka, if you're not aware, got hit up in multi-bombings targeting churches and other faith-based non-Muslim type of situation.
Anyway, folks, I don't want to talk about Sri Lanka.
It's been all over the news.
You know, what?
This sick fuck killed his kid to make millions on his song.
At least when Dimebag Daryl murdered someone, he had the decency to throw his talentless ass.
You son of the OPH.
One star review.
You're a son of a bitch, man.
First of all, that was a horrible troll about Eric Clapping on the troll show.
I'm pretty sure most of your audience use their parents' credit card.
Press one in the chat.
No, don't.
Don't even insinuate that.
Are you kidding me?
The majority of my listeners, and the YouTube gives me very detailed demographics, 99.5% male, okay?
And the majority of those that are listening are in the age range of 24 to 35.
So, you know, these are folks that are probably working.
They're probably doing their Faya thing.
You know, they're just, I don't know.
They just like using me as a cyberbully punching bag.
All right.
I mean, instead of beating their wives, they're beating me up digitally, for Christ's sake.
All right.
I'm sure that many of these people out here are, you know, want to tear their wives' heads off.
And the only thing prohibiting them from doing is them, you know, using me as some kind of a cyberbully victim, man.
So anyway, I'm just, I'm just saying, okay.
Now, Sri Lanka, once again, got hit up by a bunch of bombs.
Of course, it was targeting, you know, Jesus faith-based churches and whatnot.
It was during Easter.
And I want to let everybody know that in this Indo-China area, there is a heavy contingent of the religion of peace.
What is this?
Here's the truth.
Trump cannot win 2020 because he's a failure.
All right.
The reason people voted for him was to fix the immigration crisis.
What else is he going to do, D-Ray?
We know that National Emergency isn't doing shit because it keeps letting them in.
Hey, bro, D-Ray, it's up to Congress.
It's up to what is this?
Ghost bomb.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
You emoji.
No, don't do that back-to-back emoji shit, man.
I'm not in the mood.
Do you understand?
This is the ghost show episode.
Son of a bitch.
Stop doing that.
Bastard.
Stop doing that crap, man.
Stop doing that crap.
Terrorism is the U.S. wiki.
What is this?
Capitalist Army is a terrorist.
Don't.
No.
Don't go there.
Don't talk that way about the capitalist army, baby.
We're underground now.
We're underground.
What the hell are you talking about?
Don't call me your master, okay?
You're not my like bondage gimp or whatever the hell you're insinuating.
I know you're one of these fanfic freaks.
I don't know what this emoji is that ghost bombs churches or some fucking garbage.
Like, excuse my French so early in the broadcast.
But these sons of bitches out here, I can't believe you people, man.
I can't believe that you people could come at my show like this for Christ's sake.
Now, look, I want you all to hold off and I want you all to stop donating this text-to-speech malarkey, this cyber verminism, okay?
Because I want to talk about something serious.
Because in San Antonio, where I'm at, Ghost the Bomb.
Fucking assholes, man.
Can you all stop?
I want to get to Fiesta.
I want to get Fiesta.
Most of the chat pressed one.
Yeah, right.
All right.
Yeah, right.
And look, I want to tell you, do not use your parents' credit card to do TTS unless you got their permission.
All right.
Trolling you as quite therapeutic.
Bomb in the chat to blow up ghost local church.
Oh, sure you can- WHAT THE HELL?!
What did that mean, Dark Meeting Magician Girl?
I had some spaghetti and I'm felling like shit.
I heard you went through this.
What was it like so I'm not getting the same?
I don't know.
I don't even want to remember it, huge ass.
All right.
Look at the link.
Capitalist Army is a terrorist.
Don't, don't.
I know one of you pieces of garbage.
Put that there.
I know one of you pieces of garbage.
Don't talk about the capitalist army.
I fapped a master ghost.
Man, look, stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Look at this asshole.
Ghost bomb churches and emojis.
Listen, stop right now.
I want to talk about Fiesta.
What is this?
Sri Lanka was the bomb.
Jesus Christ.
Stop talking about Sri Lanka for Christ's sake.
M. Cook.
Hey, what's going on, baby?
$50 bill.
Oh, no.
$50 bill.
Oh, my God.
Cheers to M Cook, baby.
What's going on, man?
KG, keep capitalizing, baby.
I'm capitalizing, man.
I'm trying.
I'm trying here.
I'm trying.
All right, what is this?
Chef Ghost Star D. Shut up up the spaghetti jokes, man.
Anyway, I'm glad M. Cook hooked it up with the $50, man.
Cheers to M. Cook.
All right.
I know a lot of these haters in here are like, ah, look, I'm going to hate on him.
All right.
Because he's showing his digital flexing of nuts and showing that he's monetarily better than all of us.
Most of your listeners are kids.
Don't be delusional.
You're a damn liar.
You're a goddamn liar.
I know the demographic of my people.
All right.
Ghost, what's your favorite barbecue in Texas?
Minus Salt Lick in the Austin area.
Their barbecue sauce is the bomb.
Hey, Mudkip.
You know, I like Rudy's barbecue.
I have to say it.
I like Rudy's barbecue.
A la Akbar, Religion of Peace Strikes again.
Ghost Bomb Church.
Just shut up.
All right.
Look, I want to say props to M Cook.
I really appreciate you, man.
Cheers.
And by the way, I've got to stop drinking, but I'm not going to do it today.
Why?
Because I've got to do a show.
I've got to do a show and I've got to take, once again, look at this.
Look at this.
I'm master ghosting.
What the fuck does that mean?
I'm master ghosting.
Anyway, look, I'm going to say cheers to M Cook, baby.
He's a hell of a fan.
He's been around for a long time.
Let's just go ahead.
What is this, Nico Angel?
Is Ms. Ghost cooking you a steak tonight or holding a raw one up to her eye again?
What the hell are you talking about, you sick son of a bitch?
And yes, Mrs. Ghost is going to be cooking me a steak tonight, right after I get off this damn broadcast.
All right?
And that's just the way it is, Nico, all right?
One day you will be silenced, ghost.
The ghetto capitalist army will mobilize soon and destroy the sick.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
We're real scared.
Death to false.
We're real scared, you entitlement piece of crap.
TN Apostle, baby!
TN Apostle for the $50 bill, baby!
$50 bill!
Hey, man, cheers to the TN Apostle also, man.
Another good fan, baby.
Another good fan.
What up, TN Apostle?
I'm celebrating my earnings in the kick-ass Trump economy with a beer.
Can I get a woo?
Can I get a hell yeah?
Hell yeah!
I'm paying for my shit with my own goddamn money.
You're damn right.
Never needed mom and dad's money since I was 15.
You're damn right.
I'm 30 now.
Yeah, you tell these little internet punks, TN Apostle.
You tell them how to be a real man out of here.
You tell them, baby.
The Texas bombers.
Go shove it up your ass.
Look, I need what I need right now.
We're not BSing around.
You know what time it is?
It's time to get some more beer.
Woo!
And they're ice cold, baby.
Ice cold beer.
And I got a couple of cheers.
I got a couple of cheers to do on this Monday.
Type Ghost Bomb Church in chat to bomb chat.
You're an asshole.
Whoever's doing these emoji, goddamn, you're an asshole.
Hey, Eastern Time, another good fan, man.
He's been dropping some coin here.
Eastern Time, what up, baby?
All right, I got a few cheers going on here.
Delusional ghost, if you're under the age of 18, you're going to lie about your age to access all the goods of the web.
I promise you, most of your audience are kids.
They are not kids.
All right?
Most of my fans are in the age range of 24 to 35 years old, and they're gainfully employed.
All right?
Don't be sitting here trying to make false indictments about who listened to this.
This is back to the ghost show.
The show where ghost ghosts tries to do a show and rages and starts dreaming.
There's this communist bastard.
Threatens to send the show.
Yeah.
Then goes on for two more hours.
Yeah, well, that's because I have to get drunk to continue to do it, you asshole.
Is it true, ghost?
You guys are sons of bitches putting that on Wikipedia about the capitalist army in the inner circle of domestic terrorists, you son of a bitch.
And who donated this?
Who donated GHOT on Christians LOL?
Who the hell did that?
Who the hell did that?
I'd buy that for us.
What is Anonymous?
I hope today's show won't be like Saturday.
Why?
The troll show ended up being a wannabe macho man nutflex.
Oh, yeah?
I left in the middle if you're BS.
You know, let me tell you something, Anonymous.
You want to know why?
Because you're one of these soy boys that gets a little intimidated when a man flexes his nuts.
And I'm a man that knows how to flex nuts.
Do you understand?
And it's intimidating you.
And you couldn't hear it.
You couldn't listen to a real man just throw around his man LaDominance on this internet.
It's like it ain't shit.
So you had to go and run underneath your mama's skirt because you want to be the little stupid soy boy that you are.
So sit there and shut your mouth.
And who the hell is this Sri Lanka blowing up?
Like, oh, no, shut up.
Stop talking about Sri Lanka.
I'm big in Sri Lanka.
I've got Sri Lanka people that listen to this broadcast.
All right, Sri Lankan capitalist, what's going on?
I'm not even joking.
So for you people to be sitting here making a mockery out of a damn terrorist tragedy just goes to show you how macabre you six sons of bitches are.
All right?
Now, Anonymous, I'm going to talk to you one more again.
Yeah, ghost inner soy cool.
Yeah, shut your mouth.
Hey, Anonymous, let me tell you something.
The reason you left halfway through is because, let me tell you something.
You may think you're stronger, but my nuts hang much longer.
Much longer and longer.
Amen.
Communist for Trump!
Communism works.
Go fuck yourself, ghost.
You say it doesn't work.
Are you kidding me?
Well, I'm proving you wrong right here, right now.
CX.
Shut up with your CX in the chat.
You donated 20 25 bucks and tell me to fuck myself.
The capitalist army, the inner circle, is actually listed at the bottom of terrorist organizations.
You trolls put that there.
You trolls put that there, man.
You trolls put that there, man.
You, oh, Jesus, here's this emoji asshole again.
Look, shut the hell up and stop talking to me in emojis.
I'm sick and tired of you sons of bitches talking to me in emojis.
Shut up, bitch.
I don't know what you're saying.
Son of a bitch.
Stop talking to me in emojis for Christ's sake.
God damn it, man.
Remember the Serlanka Mo, asshole?
Are you serious with these macabre-ass trolls?
Are you serious?
Sri Lanka first Alamo next ghost's house next.
Is that a threat?
Are you threatening me?
I'm telling you, you see what I have to put up with, folks?
Huh?
You see the kind of sicko internet people that listen to this broadcast that are just not right in the head, dude.
They're not right in the head.
Telling me the Alamo next and ghost's house is next.
Shut Up With Emojis00:15:25
What kind of shit is that?
What the hell for two bucks?
Easter and Sri Lanka bomb.
Remember the plane crash mo?
What the fuck?
What the hell are you talking about?
What are you people talking about, man?
Look, stop donating.
All right.
Everybody, just stop fucking donating.
I want to talk about what I want to talk about right now.
I live in San Antonio, Texas for the current time.
I think I'm trying to get the hell out of here as soon as possible.
All right.
I'm living in San Antonio and I want to talk about Fiasta.
What the hell is this?
Ghost plus spaghetti plus cripple equals poo-poo.
Shut up and stop talking to me in emojis, man.
Stop talking to me in emojis.
All right, now everybody just stop donating.
I want to talk a little bit about something serious out here, all right?
son of a bitch.
You goddamn sons of bitches.
Listen, I want to talk about, what is this?
Two buck unlisted ninja?
I don't know why these trolls are trying so hard with these bomb jokes.
We should be discussing anime.
Shut up, you idiot.
Hey, look, hey, F you, two bucks, F you.
Know what?
F you!
you Nico how should us tarantulas respond to I don't know what the hell you're talking about Nico Boom in Sri Lanka's pants.
Boom in Sri Lanka.
Jesus fucking Christ, man.
Listen, stop donating.
I want to talk about what I want to talk about.
All right, this is the Ghost Show, episode 46, and I want to talk about Fiesta.
We should go full communist to remind the world about the horrors of the Cold War and purge the weak.
Can you shove your communism up your ass?
R. Kelly had a fiesta song, and here's this idiot.
Press bomb to bomb ghosts.
You see this crap, folks?
Do you see this?
And hey, whoever donated two bucks to tell me to shut up, you shut your stupid pignose face.
All right, you shut your stupid pignose face, boy.
The anal stapler, bomb, spaghetti, bomb, spaghetti, bomb, gun.
Yeah.
Can you all just shut up, dude?
I mean, I'm not even joking, man.
You all gave me enough crap this Saturday on the first YouTube Saturday Night Troll show.
And let me tell you, I know a lot of you were all pissed off because there was no radio graffiti.
You did that, all right?
I didn't do it.
You scumbags did it.
And I kept warning you.
I kept warning you, assholes.
But you keep, you keep pushing me.
You keep pushing me.
You keep poking at me, thinking that I'm not going to do something.
Well, you know what?
I did it, and I'm glad I did it.
I'm glad you're so fucking triggered about it.
You need to sit there and shut your mouth and give me some respect.
No hambone for two bucks.
Ghost plus fist.
I'm not saying that.
Eggplant.
I'm not saying that, asshole.
All right.
Albin's exploding wheel.
Like, shut up.
Stop donating for Christ's sake, man.
Buy that for a dollar.
Did you see the video I uploaded for YouTube?
Big Man Tyrone gave you a wonderful message.
I think you'll enjoy it, Smyrna.
What are you talking about, Jackler?
What are you talking about?
Jesus Christ.
Bomb, ghost, ghost, bomb, church, ghost bomb.
Listen, shut up and don't tell me no.
Give me some respect, asshole.
An unlisted ninja for two bucks.
Seriously, let's discuss anime.
Yes, shut up.
Shut up with your stupid enemy for Christ's sake.
You make me sick.
All right, I'm serious.
You make me sick for Christ's sake with your stupid anime, man.
I'm tired of you people out here.
I'm going to buy that for a dollar.
I'm going to buy that for a dollar.
I want to do it.
No!
Stop fucking posting no.
All right, asshole.
Stop posting no, you stupid piece of crap.
Hold on, what is this?
Hold on.
What is it?
Jackler donated for this.
And stop posting no in the text-to-speech, asshole.
Stop it.
All right, let's go ahead and see what the hell Jackler is doing over here.
What the hell is Jackler doing?
What is this?
Here, we're going to put it on the screen because Jackler said that there's a message here.
What is this?
What is this?
Hold on.
Hold on.
Nine.
Nine.
No.
Stop fucking doing that crap, man.
Shut up.
I'm going to try to see what Jackler over here jacked himself off with some kind of a message.
You say you hate anime, but I bet you would support anime if it was funded and produced by Israel.
Oh, shut your stupid mouth, all right?
I don't like anime, period.
So shut your stupid face and stop with the nose.
Stop.
No one cares, bitch.
Stop with the nose, man.
I deserve respect and you people deserve to give it to me.
After all I've done for you, you pricks.
You're swine, man.
You're swine.
After all I've done for you, man.
After all I've done for you.
Shut up, all right?
I'm gonna play Jack.
That's a negative.
Shut your mouth.
I'm going to play Jackler's little shut up with a damn nose.
I'm fucking warning you, man.
All right.
You remember the troll show, you idiot.
No.
SHUT UP!
I deserve more respect, you assholes!
I deserve more respect!
What is this type bomb to celebrate?
Jesus Christ, man.
Are you kidding?
Stop!
Just stop!
Bob Dylan is better than Panny Maytera and Stephen.
Just Bob Dylan.
Bob Dylan.
Yeah, right.
All right, just sit there and shut up.
I don't care about your opinions about Pantera.
Pantera was metal.
So shut up.
And NYET, thank you for the two buck no-no.
I want to see what the hell Jackler posted here.
So everybody just calm your asses down.
Let's go ahead and see what the hell this is.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
What is this?
No respect.
Shut up, bitch.
I've got your bitch.
I've got your bitch.
Play this crap.
You're that Ghostler.
I thought you almost died from eating the autism fruit known as spaghetti.
What?
Next time, stop being a fat humbun and just throw away.
Are you kidding me?
Are you joking?
This is a public service announcement.
We did Christian monk ago.
Are you joking?
Hold on, hold on.
Ghost explosive baguette.
Stop talking.
Stop talking about Sri Lanka.
This is serious.
I'm about to replay this crap.
What the hell?
What the actual hell?
Play it again.
You're that Ghostler.
I thought you almost died from eating autism fruit known as spaghetti.
Next time.
Stop being a fat humbun and just throw away all the leftovers.
You are a son of a bitch.
This was a public service announcement from Jackla.
Spaghetti damn near killed me, man.
This is not funny.
Thank you for listening.
Long live the outer circle.
The outer circle?
Are you joking?
Are you joking with me?
Who the hell is this?
Type cup to ban Captain Desi.
What the hell, Technic?
Get this crap out of here.
Get this garbage out of here.
Get out of here.
Are you joking, Jackler?
You piece of crap.
You priest of crap.
Ah!
Damn it!
Son of a bitch!
Ah!
Damn, Jackler!
Shut yourself off!
Ah!
Oh, God!
Oh, my God!
Oh my God!
And that's not the real Donald Trump.
Shut up.
Who the hell was that?
Was that the general of African booty scratchers?
I mean, where the hell?
Who the hell?
Why the hell, Jackler?
I mean, God, Jesus, are you kidding me?
What the hell did I just watch?
What in the blue hell was that?
Oh, my God.
Are you joking, man?
Are you goddamn joking, Jackler?
For Christ's sake, man.
For Christ's sake.
And shut up, man.
Shut your mouth, all of you, man.
Give this $3 to Jackler if you know what's good for you.
Shut up.
All of you people, just shut up.
That wasn't funny, okay?
That wasn't funny, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
I deserve more respect.
Goddamn Jackler, you son of a bitch.
And whatever the hell the outer butthole fucking circle is, whatever the hell it is.
Spaghetti damn near killed me, man.
And this is what you're concocting, man.
This is what you people give me, man.
That's not funny.
Shut up in the chat room.
If you sons of bitches say it's funny, I'm getting the hell out of here.
And I'm ending the show early because, by God, by God, I deserve more respect, damn it.
I deserve more respect, damn it.
It's not funny.
Look at these fucking people.
Look at them in the chat room, man.
Look at them in the chat room.
They're laughing.
They're laughing for Christ's sake.
They're laughing, you sons of bitches, man.
Good.
Son of a bitch.
Ah, damn it.
Son of a bitch.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Oh, God.
Jimi Hendrix is a better guitarist than Stevie.
Oh, shut up, Panna Cotta Fuego, whatever your fucking name is.
Shut up.
Shut up.
It wasn't funny.
It was hilarious.
Shut up, Dark Bee Magician, girl.
It wasn't funny.
Shut your stupid mouth.
I'd buy that for a dog.
No, this is.
This is actually a bitch.
I can't believe you.
I CAN'T BELIEVE- UGH!
Shut up, Neek, Alex!
It's not funny, you stupid, silly bastard.
Shut up.
What the f- Why?
I mean, why am I even coming here to do a broadcast to you people when you people give me no respect?
That was funny.
It wasn't funny, man.
Shut your mouth.
It wasn't funny, damn it.
Shut your mouth.
For Christ's sake, man.
The outer circle funded your granny to get gangganged by the gentleman.
Shut up, your ass.
Don't talk about my granny, especially right goddamn now.
Don't you dare.
Don't you dare talk about my granny, man.
That was the fastest co-by the trolls ever.
No.
Shut up, man.
Shut up.
It's not funny.
Shut up.
It's not funny.
Shut your mouth.
Shut up.
Why don't you all just shut up, man?
No.
Fucking no, you fish.
Son of a bitch.
Thank you, Jackler.
As Tyrone rightly said, type cap to ban Captain Destiny.
Oh, shut up, Autism.
I'm tired of you, all of you people.
I'm tired of all of you people, man.
God damn you, man.
Fucking shit, man.
I give each and every one of you my fucking heart.
My heart.
And my soul.
It's not funny.
It was hilarious.
Shut up, B-Magician.
It's not funny.
Shut your stupid, clogged up colon pipe.
Shut up.
All of you in the chat room, shut up, or I'm going to end the fucking broadcast.
I'm going to end this crap, man.
I'd buy that for a dog.
What is this?
That was Big Man Tyrone, president of Keck Stan.
And don't call me Ghostler, man.
Shut up.
Left leg in rice patties.
Look, shut up, man.
I want to talk about what I want to talk about, man.
Stop turning my show into a joke.
Stop turning my show into a joke.
Beware of weaponized autism.
Are you kidding me?
I know what you're talking about, TN Apostle.
Just look.
Look at these freaks, man.
Good God.
Good God.
Yeah, ha ha, ghost got owned.
I didn't get owned, man.
I don't know what the hell this is, man.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
In the show, you cuck!
I'm not a goddamn cuck.
You're a cuck, and your father's a cuck.
I'm not a goddamn cuck, you son of a bitch.
Jesus Christ.
The video is perfect.
M Coo!
In my personal opinion, Goofy Bone looks like Kim Jong-un put it in the hole like Tigerwood.
Watching this girl just feels so.
She is falling in love, but I think it's to quick cause I am not her boyfriend.
I am just her bone.
Just give her a bone.
Wait a minute.
Is this the real M Cook?
That doesn't sound like the real M Cook.
That sounds like one of you trolls.
That is not funny.
I know it isn't.
That's the most hilarious thing I've ever heard.
No, shut up.
That's not the real Captain Desi.
And shut up in the chat.
It's not funny.
Why ban Captain Desi?
Let's just throw Masked Pony at him.
Oh, Jesus.
That'd be racist.
You guys are sons of bitches, man.
I'm not even joking.
You people are a bunch of sons of bitches.
You know, I need my beer.
Give me my goddamn beer for Christ's sake.
And you know what, Jackler?
Go jack yourself off.
I'm not even joking, you piece of trash.
Jackler can eat all the spaggot in the world, and he won't be nearly killed.
Jackler is the spagged captain we need.
The spaghet captain we need.
What the hell are you talking about?
Jackler's number one fan.
Jackler's number.
Shut up.
I need a drink just so I.
I mean, y'all are listening to this, right?
Y'all watching this, right?
I've got to calm down.
My heart's beating like a rabbit.
I can't believe this show has turned into this.
36 minutes into the broadcast, man.
I want to talk about Fiasta in San Antonio.
Actually, Eric Clapton is better than Stevie Fagvine.
Shut your mouth.
Not even a trot.
Not a chance.
Shut up.
Don't make fun of Stevie Raybonne again, you piece of trash.
That was funnier than when you left your legs in the rice.
Shut up.
That better not be the real aesthetic.
God damn it.
Shut up.
All of you shut your stupid mouths, man.
This is my fucking show.
This is the ghost show.
And I deserve respect.
Do you understand me?
I deserve respect.
I damn it.
God damn it.
All right, listen.
I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to move on.
I don't care.
You shut up, bitches.
That chat room.
Shut up.
Stop laughing.
Shut up and stop laughing.
I'm going to drink some beer.
And I want to say cheers right now to M Cook for the $50 donation.
To TN Apostle for the $50 donation.
And Communist for Trump for a $25 donation to tell me fuck you.
I want to say cheers to everybody out there, man.
And I'm not talking about you trolls that are making my life a living hell.
I'm not talking to you.
I'm not acknowledging you.
All right.
I spit on you.
I spit your face.
I spit your face.
Jason Isbel.
Who the hell is Jason Isbel?
Jesus Christ.
That sounds like a fruity surfer, dude.
Who the hell is that?
That was funny as shit.
That took my mind off of Trump's shit.
Shut up, D-Ray.
Thank you.
Shut up.
I'm telling you, D-Ray, I think that you're being paid by the DNC to troll this show, you son of a bitch.
I sincerely mean that.
I'm not even joking.
I think you're being paid by the DNC to troll this fucking show and try to besmirch the great Donald Trump, the greatest American president in American history, scumbag.
That's right.
Now, what I'm going to do, once again, I want to say cheers to M Cook for the $50 donation.
I want to say once again, cheers to TN Apostle for the $50 donation.
Shut up with a goddamn laughing emoji.
That's not fucking funny.
What the fuck?
God, you people are sick.
Jesus.
You son of a bitch.
Did you ask me?
Good God.
Just fucking leave me.
Let me do my goddamn show.
All right, it's my show.
You're damn right.
It's my show.
Engineer, come wipe my crack.
Come wipe my crack.
Shut up, man.
Shut up with your fucking laughing emojis, man.
Shut up.
Shut your mouth.
Drink until death.
Do you see this?
You see what kind of people are listening to me?
Do you see me?
Do you see it?
TN a pause hole.
T in a pause hole?
Don't disrespect T and Apostle like that.
You son of a bitch.
Son of a bitch.
Damn it.
Son of a bitch.
T in a pause hole.
You're a goddamn son of a bitch.
I'm sorry, TN Apostle, man.
These sons of bitches, man.
They're a bunch of haters, man.
That's all these sons of bitches are.
They're a bunch of haters, man.
They're a bunch of haters.
Look at them.
They're all a bunch of goddamn haters.
Look at them.
Look at them.
Give me my goddamn beer once again.
Cheers, M. Cook.
Cheers, TN Apostle.
I'm going to say cheers, man.
And listen, I can't drink fast enough, man.
Whoa!
TN Apostle for a $100 bill.
Like a boss.
Like a boss on you, trolls.
Woo!
Fuck you guys.
You're damn right.
Look at that.
Huh?
Like a boss, he's making it rain on you, trolls.
Did you see that?
Huh?
He's making it rain on you, trolls.
That was gangster, TN Apostle.
That was gangster, baby.
Like a boss.
Like a boss.
TN Apostle, like a boss.
That's what you get for besmirching a man that's going to make it rain on you simpletons out here.
Do you understand?
Like a boss.
Woo!
Cheers to TN Apostle, man.
That's how you do it for Christ's sake.
T if TN Apostle is a twink.
Like, shut up.
Don't besmirch TN Apostle, all right?
Because he's making it rain on you, hoes.
Alex Jones, and shut up with the laughing emojis, you idiot.
Shut your mouth.
Hey, don't be hating on TN Apostle because he's digitally making it rain on you, hoes.
You better respect, boy.
You need to know how to give some damn respect.
You give TN Apostle respect.
You give M Cook respect, and you give me respect, you sons of bitches.
Do you understand me?
Do you understand me?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
I hope you don't mind, but I managed to get that video 90% off just because I wanted to be cheap for you.
However, in other news, I have a nicer video.
No, no, I'm not doing that.
You know what?
You're a damn liar, Jackler.
I'm not doing it.
I'd buy that.
I'm not doing it.
Fighting back against Trump's 24-7 hate and fear-mongering.
Oh, shut your mouth.
Oh, my God.
Well, this is a damn lie.
Templeton vaughn.
Shut your mouth.
Talk that way about my president.
Wasting $50 like a boss.
Are you kidding me?
Hey, hey, he threw down $100 like a boss, you son of a bitch.
All right, look at that.
Twink a pause hole.
Look at this.
Look at the haters, TN.
Look at these haters.
You're making them rain on these hoes, and they're hating like a son's a bitch.
All right, look at this.
We got a happy face or laughing face.
Yeah, real funny, you idiot, for $2.
TN a pause hole wasting EBT for two bucks.
Go shove it up your ass.
Look at the hater aid, baby.
Look at the damn hater aid.
You know, fucking making it rain on these digital simpletons, all right?
Let me tell you something.
You should be kissing TN Apostles' ass.
All right?
TN Apostle, they only wish I was a twink.
They can't stand a real man, cash making their buttholes puckered.
You're damn right.
You're goddamn right.
You're making it rain on these holes, and I guarantee you, their buttholes are puckering like a goddamn stupid fruit ball watching RuPaul's drag show.
All right, I guarantee you.
Cheers to TN Apostle once again, like a boss.
And cheers to M Cook, who's also made it rain on these sons of bitches like a boss.
And look at the hater A, baby.
Look at the hater A to the chat room, baby.
Woo!
That's why that's what I'm talking about, man.
I respect you guys.
I respect TN Apostle.
I respect M Cook.
What is this?
TN Apostle as a twink that wants to suck off Trump and Ghost.
Go shove it up.
You look at this hater A. You're just a bunch of haters.
You're just a bunch of goddamn haters.
That's all you are, you son of a bitch.
You're just a bunch of haters.
Cheers once again, TN Apostle M. Cook.
Cheers, baby.
That's what I'm talking about.
Please kiss the tip, ghost, mushroom.
You sick son of a bitch.
You're a sick son of a bitch, man.
What a god.
You're a sick asshole for.
Look, all right.
Here's TN Apostle.
Those other trolls weren't me.
Ghost.
They only wish they could drop a C-note on the show like that.
I can do that because I'm a capitalist baby.
Cheers, Ghost.
Keep on capitalizing and keep on soiling your wheelchair.
Wait, that's not the real TN Apostle, you troll bastards.
TN Apostle?
He loves cheese pie.
Like, shut up.
Just shut your mouth.
I'm not going to say that.
You're a son of a bitch.
And listen, stop hating on TN Apostle because you sons of bitches got rained on digitally.
Hey, baby, you got to just accept that and shut your goddamn mouth and stop hating.
All right.
I mean, if you'd stop hating, maybe you wouldn't be some slovenly, disgusting, fat, pop mark, four-eyed neckbeard.
All right, you son of a bitch.
So don't sit here and disrespect TN Apostle again, you son of a bitch.
All right.
Good God, what a bunch of pricks.
See, now you're making me belch.
You see, you're making me so upset that I'm belching now, you son of a bitch.
I hope you goddamn sons of bitches are happy, man.
I hope you all, I bet you all think you're so cute doing this crap.
Give me my goddamn drink.
As a matter of fact, I can't get drunk fast enough.
M Cook, $25, baby.
What is your favorite type O negative album, sir?
Uh, probably the album where they sang black number one.
She wears black, black, black, black number one.
Da-da-da-na-na-na.
That's a pretty good song.
Anyway, cheers to M Cook once again.
Let me go ahead and pour a shot.
Because look, I want to get drunk and I want to get drunk fast.
That's the only way that I can pallet you, sons of bitches.
Because if I don't do this, I'll end the show right goddamn now, man.
I'll end the show right goddamn now.
Let me pour this.
Pour this shot in here.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
It overflowed there, baby.
I don't, you know, that's.
I got a $250 bottle of Johnny Walker blue label over here now.
Come on, man.
What a lovely link.
All right, you only paid three bucks.
I'm not looking at that for three bucks, all right?
Just shut your mouth.
All right, I'm not looking at that for three bucks.
Anyway, I want to say cheers to everybody out there.
TN a trap hole.
TN Apostle Flex on those haters and donates his prostitution money before coming to the bottom of the game.
You guys are a bunch of goddamn haters.
You're a bunch of haters for Christ's sake, man.
That's all you are.
That's all you can do.
All right.
That's all you can do.
Anyway, I want to say once again, cheers to TN Apostle.
Cheers to M. Cook.
And all you got to do is just laugh at all these haters in the chat room.
Laugh at these sons of bitches.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Mushroom kiss.
Don't talk to me in emojis, you son of a bitch.
All right.
Everybody, cheers, baby.
Cheers.
Here's TN Apostle.
TN Apostle, excuse me.
Come to Tennessee.
Multiple deployments in security contacting.
Stacking bodies for money for fun and done nuclear security.
And for rucking fun, going to the Department of Engineering as a chemical engineer to work on uranium.
Keep donating.
Whoa, whoa, he's laying the smack of down on you, trolls, huh?
Man, stacking dead bodies for money, man.
It's, you know, that's pretty scary there, TN.
I don't want to question your background there.
I don't.
Anyway, cheers to TN Apostle, baby.
You're the man.
Cheers to M. Cook.
Let me go ahead and take this shot, baby.
I want to get drunk and I want to get drunk fast.
Cheers.
That's what I'm talking about.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
A straight shot of Johnny Walker, Blue Label.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, man.
And everybody in the chat room, shut up.
Don't call me an alcoholic.
I'm a connoisseur.
All right, assholes.
TN Paw's hole.
No wonder TN Apostle is gay.
He works for the military.
What the hell does that mean?
Oh, that's big disrespect to my United States military there, you Sarasaka trash.
No wonder he's gay.
He works for the miller.
What the hell does that mean?
It's the military that allows you to be safe at night, you damn pop mark-faced, four-eyed, freckled, fucking red-headed, beaten stepchild, neckbeard.
Do you understand that, boy?
Don't you be disrespecting the military like that again, or I'm going to give you a damn slap, boy.
Do you understand that?
It's the United States military that keeps you safe at night, you sarce of trash.
Good God.
Don't ever do that.
Don't you ever do that, son of a bitch.
I'm telling you, you guys are sons of bitches, man.
I can't believe you people can talk that way about our United States military.
You all are a bunch of sons of bitches, man.
I mean, let me tell you something.
Cheers to the United States military.
I don't know who the hell this son of a bitch troll is talking about, talking bad about the U.S. military.
Don't you even dare, boy.
Don't you even go there?
Jesus Christ.
Give me my freaking dread.
I can't believe you even went there, you sarcex of trash.
All right.
Now that we've got a lull in these Texas speeches out here, I'd like for you all to stop donating for a little bit here because I want to talk about something.
Jesus Christ.
This out.
Marines are gay.
Check this out.
I'm not checking anything out, man.
Well, you, well, you donated $12.
I'll take a look.
All right.
I'll take a look at it.
Hold on.
Let me go ahead and take a look at this.
Hold on.
Let's go ahead and take a look at this crap.
What is TN Apostle Bitch?
The military workout for me?
I don't know what the hell.
Hold on, hold on.
What is this?
That's $11.
Is that enough?
I mean, wait, hold on just a second.
Media share tonight or troll war.
All right, shut up.
Hold on.
The guy for $12 saying that the Marines are gay is, you know, let's just check out what the hell he's talking about.
The page doesn't exist, moron.
I'm looking right now.
Page does not exist.
What a stupid idiot.
Here, let me try something else.
Is this it?
It's a fucking anime picture, you son of a bitch!
It's a goddamn fucking god damn it for f ⁇ ing a bitch!
Son of a fucked!
It was a goddamn anime porn picture, you sick bastard!
What a sick son of a bitch, man!
I mean, the only reason I looked at it because the son of a bitch donated $12.
I can't believe that he forced me.
I'm glad that the damn screen wasn't live.
I'm telling you that right now.
What a what is this sick?
You're a sick bastard.
And all right, somebody else said, all right, I've already donated 11 bucks.
Will you view this link?
All right, well, I'm almost.
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I don't even know what the hell to say for Christ's sake, man.
What the hell is this?
Yeah, yeah?
Hold on, hold on, wait a minute, hold on.
All right, this is Jackler.
What are you doing?
You playing a game or something?
Hold on, what is this?
Hold on, let's put this on the air.
What is this, Jackler?
What the hell is this, for Christ's sake?
Captain!
Yeah, yeah?
Surprise!
That's going to be the best part I've ever seen.
What the hell?
Are you kidding me?
Is this look at Jackler?
It's goddamn Jackler!
No!
You have so much shit to do!
Holy fucking shit!
Are you coming?
Did you get a help?
Gotta go!
Oh, fucking shit!
Stop freaking holy fucking.
Man, Jackler, you're a son of a bitch, man.
You're a son of a goddamn bitch, man.
Hey, hey, chill!
Chill the fuck out!
Chill the fucking out!
Am I watching?
Yeah, shoot, Jackler!
Shoot, Jackler!
Holy fucking shit!
This is selected!
You son of a bitch.
Get this shit off the screen for Christ's sake.
Goddamn Jackler, man.
All right, look, enough of this crap.
All right?
I've had about enough of this garbage, man.
Who the hell do you think you are, Jackler, you son of a bitch, making crap like that?
Trying to make a mockery of my show.
Try to make a mockery of my inner circle for Christ's sake.
I'm not even joking, Jackler.
You...
God damn it!
You're lucky you're not in front of me in a damn barroom right now, boy.
I'm not even joking around.
I'm not even kidding around, boy.
I would leave you in a puddle of your own blood and piss after what you just shown me.
I'm not even kidding around, boy.
I'm not even kidding around.
What is it?
12 bucks.
No.
I'm not.
Oh my God.
Shut up with the true Jackler radio.
Look, I'll check it out.
I'm not posting it.
A deviant art.
Oh, yeah, that sounds great.
A deviant art.
Girl comes up to me and asks, what should drive?
I said, a wheelchair.
It's not fucking funny, you asshole.
What is this?
Diaper cha- Oh, man.
I mean, come on, man.
A diaper change deviant art, man, dude.
Why?
Fucking shit, man.
You people are sick.
You know, you got a lot of fucking problems, you people.
I'm not even joking around.
You know that, right?
You got a lot of fucking problems.
Oh, God, man.
Look, stop donating already.
I'm not even kidding.
This is just getting way out of hand, for Christ's sake.
I want to talk about Fiesta.
That's what I want to talk about.
I live here in San Antonio, Texas, and I want to talk about it.
Ghost, I heard you with Trollopto, small swanpra drogueline, Quantinto Yirag.
Talk to me in American, you piece of crap.
I don't even know what the hell that was.
What kind of language is that?
What kind of language was that?
Was that Swahili?
Was that some African variant language?
I was waiting for you to go.
I mean, give me a freaking break, man.
Talk to me in American, all right?
That's what I speak.
I speak American.
Son of a bitch.
Give me my freaking drink, man.
People are talking to me in all kinds of different languages.
Listen, you talk to me in American, all right?
What is this?
Hey, ghost.
Hope you're doing well as a bad guy.
I'm not doing that.
Did you hear what Bernie Sanders just said on CNN?
What did he say?
He said felons should have the right to vote.
Even the terrible ones, in his own words.
Like, dude, what the fuck?
Hey, that's Bernie Sanders, man, because he knows that the people that are in prison, I mean, all you got to do is get them out of prison.
And if you're the politician that gets them out of prison, they're going to be voting that party for the rest of their lives.
All right.
Whatever party gets them out of prison, they're going to vote for that party the rest of their lives.
That's why he's doing it.
TN Apostle meant to say the military worked for me since their cucked rules of engagement gets them a hit first.
So they use contractors, which is cheaper, believe it or not, to handle the vast majority of security.
And, oh, Jesus Christ.
And if necessary, kill sand people.
Man, it sounds like TN Apostle might be, you know, he might be a mercenary.
I'm just, I'm just saying.
I mean, he sounds to me like a mercenary up in here.
All right.
I wouldn't want to be messing around with TN Apostle, man.
He sounds like he's straight Blackwater or something like that.
I'm not even joking.
You see, see what you guys have done?
You see what you guys have done out here for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ.
You're pissing off mercenaries, man.
You're pissing off freaking mercs.
You're pissing off freaking mercs, man.
Give me my freaking drink.
All right.
All right.
Now that we've got a lull in the text-to-speech, I want to talk about something.
I want to talk about something, okay?
So please let me talk.
Don't do any donations for a minute, okay?
I want to talk about something.
I want to talk about Fiesta.
And for you folks that are unaware, San Antonio is celebrating its citywide Fiesta.
All right?
Scope this.
Man, stop doing this to me.
All right.
Stop doing this crap to me, man.
I'm not kidding around.
Stop it.
All right.
You're forcing me to look at this crap because you donate a $12 bill and it's like, all right, I guess I got to look at it.
And listen, whatever it is, it's probably some sick perversion that I really don't even want to look at for Christ's sake.
What the hell is this?
Oh, my God.
A thick pornographic enemy.
I mean, who is this?
Raiden Snake?
I mean, what is this?
I mean, why are you showing me fat girl anime for Christ's sake, man?
Getting like butt-fucked by a Pokemon or something.
Whatever the hell I saw.
Whatever the hell I just saw, for Christ's sake, why are you showing this to me?
Why are you doing this to me?
San Antonio Brody Fiesta.
Shut up.
All right.
Just shut your stupid stinking salmon-smelling hole.
I want to talk about the citywide festival that San Antonio is partaking in, and it's called Fiesta.
Now, for whatever reason, this city has been doing this for the past over 100 some odd years.
But I am here to tell you folks that Fiesta is a racist money-making scheme to make more money for the city.
And what does this city do with the money?
It blows it on garbage.
And that's why I encourage everybody not to visit this city.
All right.
Do not take a trip to this city.
I'm not kidding around.
The biggest income earner of this city is tourism, and I don't understand why people come here.
This is a complete dirt hole city.
Okay, great.
We've got the river walk, okay?
I mean, you have to understand, San Antonio is Newark, Jersey.
You ever heard of Newark, Jersey?
Newark, Jersey with margaritas.
M Cook, baby.
Hi, G, off to bed.
Can you shout a cheerful ha ha ha woo?
Hey, thanks, man.
thing for my man m cook baby that's what i'm talking about man That's what I'm talking about.
Woo!
Anyway, man, cheers to M Cook.
I really do appreciate M. Cook, man.
He's a good, he's a good listener.
He's been around for a while.
Thank you very much, okay?
All right, now, let me talk about Fiesta here, okay?
Fiesta is a festival.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Porn hub.
Dude, stop doing this.
Whoever's doing this for 12 bucks, please stop doing this, okay?
Stop forcing me.
Stop forcing me to view this garbage.
Jesus, I'm almost afraid.
It's a porn hub.
It's freaking porn hub, for Christ's sake.
What is this?
Oh my God, it's a naked, oh, it's a flat board that needs a screw that is literally in a kiddie pool of spaghetti noodles.
And she's rubbing the spaghetti.
Get this shit out of it.
Get this sick crap out of here, man.
Who's the sick son of a bitch that's donating $12 that's forcing me to goddamn view this sick crap?
Who's doing that?
Who's the sick son of a bitch doing it, man?
It's some flat board that needs a screw that's sitting there in a tub of spaghetti naked, rubbing spaghetti noodles all over herself, laughing like ah, Jesus Christ, man.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Listen, I needed more beer for Christ's sake, man.
I need more beer, man.
Just to even go on, man.
Look at this.
It's been an hour and one minute, man, that I've been fucking putting up with this garbage from you people.
All right.
I need some more beer.
That's what the hell I need for Christ's sake, man.
I need more beer.
And you're lucky I'm even here on this Monday of the Ghost Show, man.
I have not forgotten what you sons of bitches did to me this Saturday on the Saturday Night Troll Show.
TN Apostle, okay.
One, normally I'd say fuck trolls, but that was pretty good, man.
What the hell does that mean?
What is that?
I don't know.
You know, I don't know if it's TN Apostle or you trolls anymore, man.
You know, I don't even know what, you know, sometimes you people think you're Captain Dessey, and you pretend you're Sonic the Hedgehog.
And, you know, you trolls, you just fucking get on my nerves, man.
You get on my goddamn nerves.
I want to talk about Fiesta, all right?
Furry Fiesta Racism00:03:14
The biggest racist money-making scheme.
And look, this is this Fiesta, it's sanctioned by the municipal government of the San Antonio City.
The city of San Antonio government is sanctioning this.
And let me tell you, let's start off with the fact that Fiesta, what it is, is they close all of downtown.
Right now, in San Antonio downtown area, it's all closed and it's filled with a bunch of fajita booths and it's filled with a bunch of food booths and beer, places to buy beer.
What is this?
It was me, I don't know, 12 bucks?
Stop doing this, man.
I'm not joking.
This is probably some other perverted garbage.
And hey, Pete Butt plug, are you kidding me?
I'm not.
No, Pete Butt plug is not going to get anywhere near the White House for Christ's sake, all right?
What is this?
What is this?
Is this some trap dressed like an anime character or something?
Is this what you're looking at?
Is this what I'm looking at here?
I mean, oh my God, get this crap out of her.
There's a goddamn like Puerto Rican with a goddamn red bandana on.
He's got a G-string and he's shaking his ass.
Why are you all showing me this garbage, man?
Seriously, why are you people showing me this garbage?
Sorry about the ear rape.
That's why I took it off.
And who the hell is Rico Milos, for Christ's sake?
What is that?
Is that Milo Yiannopoulos' like Puerto Rican gay lover?
What is this?
Ghost, have you ever considered droglining a pladred?
What?
From time to time, I recommend Platypus Fulcrum auction.
What?
Depending on the climate, it's also beneficial to Quench Trot of Villum.
Hope you are having a good day in Dragon.
Hey, hey, Buck.
Hey, Buck, if you're going to talk to me, talk to me in American.
Okay, I don't know what the hell kind of Scandinavian language that you're trying to talk to me in here.
I talk American.
Do you understand that?
American.
I'm serious.
Who's Ricardo Milos?
Is that Milo Yiannopoulos' Cabana Boy or something?
What is this?
Who the hell is it?
It seems like everybody in the chat room knows this G-string loving Puerto Rican.
I don't know, man.
I'm not too fond of Puerto Ricans.
That's my personal view, okay?
From my experience, you know, I'd like to stay as far from Puerto Ricans as possible.
I'm not even kidding around, all right?
I'm just saying.
That's not racist.
It's just, you know, it's me.
What is this?
Let's talk about furry fiesta.
It's more fun than your crappy non-furry fiesta in San Tambo.
We don't discriminate against people's species.
All creatures are welcome.
Look, I don't give a crap about you, furries.
You furries are a bunch of sick people, first of all.
And secondly, you're just a bunch of fatties and uglies trying to cover up your disgusting, ugly, fat bodies so you can participate in deviant sexual acts.
That's literally the furry community.
Disgusting Garbage Please00:05:04
And I'm sick and tired of hearing about him.
I'm sick and tired of hearing about him.
All right, so shut up.
All right.
Oh, Jesus.
Another 12 bucks.
Why do I have to watch this shit?
I mean, you guys are obligating me to watch this garbage.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little neghole?
That's not you.
That's not TNO.
That's TNOS.
And I've been involved in numerous pauses on Twinkle.
Yeah, I'm sure you have been involved in numerous pauses, you sick son of a bitch.
What is this?
What is this?
Oh, my.
No!
Oh!
This anime crap!
God damn it!
Why are you showing me this disgusting anime girl crap?
Why are you showing me this garbage?
Turn this off.
Turn this goddamn off.
Why are you all showing me this garbage, man?
Why are you showing me this crap?
I mean, whoever's donating these 12 bucks and making it.
I don't want to see anime women.
All right.
I don't want to see anime naked women, you know, anime women with fucking wet t-shirts so you can see their nips.
All right.
I don't want to see anime women that are showing off their pants.
I don't want to see any of that crap.
All right.
Maybe because you wax your carrots to this on a consistent basis.
I don't want to know this.
I don't want to see this.
Stop trying to expose me to this disgusting garbage, please.
Stop trying to do it.
And whoever the hell donated Ghost Hentai body pillow for two bucks, you shove it up your ass.
All right?
You shove it up your ass.
I mean, you know what?
I mean, I'm starting to believe that if I produced a goddamn ghost body pillow, that you sons of bitches would buy it.
You'd make a hole in it.
And it would be your favorite thing around, you know, happy, sexy time.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Just everybody just calm down.
Everybody just calm down.
And shut up in the chat room.
Yes.
I want a body pillow.
Yes.
Yes.
I'm fucking joking, you idiot.
All right.
I'm joking.
I would never do a fucking body pillow.
I mean, that's fucking sick, dude.
You people are literally having these kinds of weird, wet dreams about me for Christ's sake.
I mean, are you serious?
I mean, look, let me ask you something, okay?
Let me ask you something.
When you're about ready to wax that ass, all right?
Hold on.
What is this?
Ghost, what is your problem with Robert Morrow?
He is a political master.
Yeah, he's a freaking anime-loving piece of crap.
That's why.
Oh, man.
No, come on, man.
Stop making me.
Look, I'm going to stop doing this.
All right.
This is the last time.
All right.
Ghost and TN body pill.
What the hell is this?
What is this?
What the hell is this?
Hold on, I didn't have any sound.
Hold on.
What is this?
Hold on.
Hold on, we'll.
The anime women video you just saw is courtesy of Mr. Medeker.
He sees that video at the end of his live streams.
Mr. Metalcore, actually, he's an anime lover.
Mr. Metalcore is an anime lover.
Hold on.
What's this video that ghost and TN body pill?
What is this?
What the hell?
It's a damn Puerto Rican and a T-Screen.
What is up with you people?
Turn this off.
Turn it.
Get this shit out of here for Christ's sake.
What is it with you people in this Puerto Rican in this G-string for Christ's sake, man?
I mean, are y'all that hard up for some muscle-bound man ass?
Jesus Christ.
And look, people in the chat room are saying, yeah, Mr. Metalcore, he likes anime.
Oh, that's just fucking great.
All right.
Mr. Metalcore likes anime.
Hold on, Captain Desi and man, stop doing this, dude.
I mean, seriously, stop doing this.
All right.
Stop doing this 12-buck crap and forcing me to, you know, view this.
Whatever the hell this, what is this?
What is this now?
What is this now?
What is this?
I'm going to rape you.
No, please, spaghetti.
No, no, please.
Please, spaghetti.
I buy that for a dollar.
Soros body pillow.
All right, that's enough.
All right.
All right.
We get it.
Yeah, I'm going to rape you, spaghetti.
What is this?
What is this?
Aqua teen hunger?
What is this?
Adult swim crap?
Huh?
Jesus Christ, man.
Soros body pillow?
Shut up, asshole.
All right.
Just shut your mouth.
Good God, man.
Rape You Spaghetti00:15:09
Look, I want to talk about Fiesta.
All right.
I want to talk about the racist money-making scheme that the San Antonio City government does on its own citizens.
All right.
That's what's being celebrated right now in San Antonio.
That's where I'm at.
Fiesta.
Where they close down downtown and segmented off into all kinds of little food booths, and there's all kinds of bands going on and a lot of like Tejano.
There's a lot of Tejano going on over there.
If you go down to downtown San Antonio right now, you probably can't go anywhere without hearing.
You know that Tejano got it.
It's the same fucking tune.
it's the same tempo every time.
So listen, what I want to talk about is Fiesta and shut up in the chat room.
I don't care if you're bored.
If you're bored, then just go over there and tickle your asshole and count the bacon bitch in your shit funnel.
All right?
Just shut your stupid fucking mouth.
Now, the city of San Antonio sanctions this Fiesta crap.
So that means if you want to be somebody who's a food booth out there, like you want to sell chicken on a stick, or if you want to sell roasted corn, you want to sell a Fajita taco, you want to sell a hamburger, if you want a booth, you've got to pay the city of San Antonio.
Ghost, it's courtesy of Jackler.
Once again, a high-quality, informative piece from your favorite third-party circle, the Outer Circle.
Oh, yeah.
Type Cap to ban Captain Desi.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
I'm not even kidding, really.
You know, I'm so sick of this crap.
What is this?
Hold on.
What is this?
Jack?
I'm not sure if you heard the skunk dunk of the googly moogly with my Schwinn Stingray.
All I can say is Southside has a Turdberg named Chris that actually gives his women the horizontal mambo in the champagne room, believe it or not.
What?
What are you talking about?
Type cap to ban Captain Desi?
I hate him so much.
He is permanently banned.
I am talking about.
God damn it, Captain Autism!
I never said that, you son of a bitch.
Shut that!
God damn it!
Leave Captain Dessey alone!
Fucking bastard!
Ah!
Son of a bitch!
God damn it, man!
Stop with the $12 donations and making me view fucking YouTube and Pornhub and all this other crap videos, man.
Enough!
Enough!
I never said that.
That's a goddamn splice, and everybody knows it, man.
All right, everybody knows it, man.
Son of a bitch, man.
I want to talk about Fiesta.
Ghost, you sure love to talk a lot of crap about great people like John McAfee.
John McAfee is a piece of crap.
Robert Morrow's a pervert.
Shut your mouth.
Let me tell you something.
John McAfee should be serving time in prison for killing his neighbor down there in Belize.
All right?
That's all there is to it.
All right.
Shut your mouth.
And by the way, Robert Morrow is a goddamn fruit bowl weed for Christ's sake.
He's a sick pervert.
All right?
He shouldn't even be calling himself a right-wing Republican.
You know what I'm talking about?
He should be, you know, sucking the flaccid schlonghead of Bernie Sanders, you son of a bitch.
All right, so just shut your mouth.
Jesus Christ.
Give me my goddamn beer for Christ's sake.
Now listen.
I want to talk about Fiesta that's being celebrated right now in San Antonio.
The biggest racist money-making scheme for this crappy city.
I want to sit here.
I want to.
I want to tell you guys something, okay?
I feel bad for the citizens of San Antonio because they're being exploited by the what?
Underfed Desi, beaten Desi.
Can you all shut up?
I want to talk about Fiesta.
Shut up.
I want to talk about racist Fiesta, man.
God damn it.
Type Cap to ban.
Shut up, man.
Stop it, man.
Just leave Desi alone already, assholes, all right?
Just leave Desi alone and shut up.
I'm trying to talk about Fiesta.
All right, it's a racist money-making scheme for the municipality of San Antonio.
Now, shut up and stop donating.
I'm telling you, stop donating now.
I want to talk about Fiesta.
Like I said, all right, assholes.
All of downtown has been cordoned off in San Antonio.
It's been segmented into food booths, for Christ's sake.
You got all kinds of bands playing around, all kinds of tejana, all kind of.
All that crap.
Shut up.
Don't tell me no.
Shut your mouth.
And the city gets paid on all this stuff.
Okay.
You've got to pay the city.
If you want a food booth, all right, if you want to sell a chicken and a stick, a hamburger, a Fegeta taco, a Gordita, if you want to sell something in a food booth, I mean, you've got to pay over $10,000.
Ghostler Fiesta at Ram Ranch, shut up.
You've got to pay over $10,000 plus so that you can have a goddamn food booth at Fiesta.
And supposedly, you can work there because now Fiesta's two weeks.
All right.
It started last week, but the main part of it is this week, okay?
All right.
Supposedly, you could sell enough fajita tacos out there to cover that $10,000 and make a profit.
Shut the hell.
Yeah, you know what?
Ban Captain Autism is right.
Ban Captain Autism is fucking right.
All right.
And Ghost has a nice boosie.
You sick son of a bitch.
Listen, okay?
You've got to pay the city of San Antonio over $10,000 to have a little shitty booth outdoors in the downtown area of San Antonio so you can sell your chicken on a stick, your roasted corn, your Gorditas, your Fujita tacos, whatever.
Okay?
But guess what?
There are booths out there where you can buy beard.
Abundance of beard.
Ghost, have you even invested into Irapu Swandu Cranfrope?
It helped enhance my Grav Repzag Trop, and I got a vertical moment.
Can you shut up?
Talk to me in American.
Talk to me in American.
Cheers, Ghost.
Street food should be free.
No, listen.
You want to talk about the prices of a Fajita taco?
You're going to pay nine bucks a fajita taco out there in these food booths.
All right.
You want a chicken on a stick?
You want to drop about six or seven bucks.
I'm not even joking around, man.
The prices are astronomical for everything.
So if you want to go out there and have some food, you're going to pay like nine or ten bucks a taco out there for Christ's sake.
It's disgusting.
It's pathetic.
All right.
But that's the only way the food booth folks can even make a profit because they had to pay $10 plus thousand dollars just to have a food booth at Fiesta and they had to pay it to the city.
All right.
So the city, just imagine, gets paid $10,000 more.
Probably more at this point.
The last time I inquired about it was like 10 years ago.
So it's probably like, it's probably even more than that.
All right.
Now let me show you some pictures of Fiesta.
And somebody donated to me in some kind of oriental language for Christ's sake.
I told you, sons of bitches, talk to me in American, all right?
Ghost detonated Sherlock.
Like, shut up, asshole.
Put the PC v on.
All right, look, here's some pictures right now of Fiesta.
Look at it.
You see, there's a Gordita play.
You see, see this?
This is all over the city of San Antonio.
And each and every one of these boots had to pay over $10,000 plus to be there.
I'm not even joking around, for Christ's sake.
What is this?
Oh, my.
Jesus Christ, man.
Can you all please stop doing this, man?
I'm not kidding.
Please stop doing this.
I'm glad you finally came around to my way of thinking.
Can you shut up?
I'm talking about Fiesta.
Shut your goddamn pie hole.
Oh, great.
Somebody made him damn fucking.
Wait a minute.
Is this a body pillow of me?
Look at this.
This is a body pillow of me.
Who did this?
Who the hell did this for Christ's sake, man?
God damn it, you fucking people, man.
Shut up, bitch.
Leave me alone.
I'm trying to talk about Fiesta.
God damn it.
Leave me alone.
Stop, man.
McCaffey 2020.
Robert Murrow knows way more about Texas politics.
He would have been a better.
Yeah, shut.
He's a pervert.
All right.
He's a sick-ass weed pervert, for Christ's sake.
And look at this band, Captain Dessey.
Stop.
I'd buy that body pillow.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Shut up.
And shut up about the band, Captain Desi, man.
Leave Captain Dessey alone, man.
And everybody, stop donating.
I'm trying to talk about Fiesta.
This money-making racist scheme by the San Antonio government.
What is this?
Free street spaghetti.
Hey, look, I don't even know what the hell that's just.
Talk to me in American, you addy.
You fucking stupid idiot.
Can we watch a video?
Look, shut up, Johnny Baller.
Everybody, shut up.
I'm talking here.
When you watched my videos, what is this?
Oh, Jack.
Jackler, man, look.
I don't.
Can you all stop with the $12 obligating me to view your stupid goddamn videos?
What is this?
What is this?
Jesus Christ.
How about Jackler?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Fuck your Fiesta.
Look, I don't even like Fiesta.
All right?
So I don't know why the hell you even said that.
So shut up.
Ghost body pillow Fiesta for two bucks.
Look, shut up.
All right.
Look, this is Jackler.
He donated $12 for this crap.
What is this?
Let's go ahead and give it a PC shot.
Hold on.
What?
What?
Ghostler average day.
Stop donating the 12 bucks obligating me to look at shit.
Damn it.
Just throw Jackler's jacket on.
How about Jackler's Radio Graffiti?
What is this?
What is this, Jackler?
You son of a bitch, Jackler, man.
Why?
Why did you do this, man?
Why the fuck do you get it?
Son of a bitch!
Shut up!
You die!
Damn you!
Son of a bitch!
Why do you do this, Jackler?
You son of a bitch!
Neutro terrorist son of a fan!
What the hell, man?
What the hell?
And now you're making fun of the engineer, Jackler!
Just stop, man.
Please, just stop.
Just stop this crap, man.
Please!
I'm tired of this!
Who's tipping low?
You die!
Who's tipping low?
You die for two bucks, man!
All right, look, that's enough.
All right, shut this crap up, man.
All right, shut this crap up, man.
Oh, yeah, I think, I'm sure you think you're so funny, don't you, Jackler?
I think you think you're just fucking so funny, you bitch.
You think you're so fucking funny?
Well, that's not funny, man.
This is my show.
This is the ghost show.
This is the ghost show, son of a bitch.
And I've got some other asshole that donated 12 bucks saying that this is what ghosts.
He said, put ghost slur.
Don't call me ghostler.
Average day.
This is ghost's average day.
Jesus Christ, man.
What is this?
What is my average day, you son of a bitch?
All right, later.
Here, I'll even play it.
I'll even play.
This better not be something sick or perverted.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
All right?
God damn it, Johnny Ballerfic!
Stop donating 12 bucks!
Stop obligating me for this crap!
Stop it!
Okay, Ghostler's average day.
Okay, let's go ahead and view this.
All right, play it.
What is this?
What is this?
Stand background.
[background noise]
What is this?
Wild as a hurricane.
You're making fun of America.
It's a seven-year-old pup making fun of America.
Wheels of fire in my soul.
I'm not fucking done.
Just shut up.
Just shut your goddamn mouth for Christ's sake.
What am I?
Some kind of a freaking turd?
American turd?
What is that?
What is that?
God damn you, man.
American Turd Tea00:08:01
And look, here I got Johnny Ballerfic over here.
I got Johnny Ballerfic.
Hire, watch this, please.
All right, I'm going to watch it.
You donated 12 bucks.
You're obligating me.
You're fucking obligating me to watch it, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
What is this?
What is this, man?
Hold on, what is this?
Chow Ghost, have you ever done the old Tongo Grangus?
I've had the pleasure of seeing a few clancrip a Maya drogueline.
Hoda Tay Skunk.
What the hell are you talking about, man?
God damn it.
Did you catch the Clark?
Drip line ripcord, maybe.
What the fuck?
Talk to me in American.
Jackler 3 Ghost Zero.
Man, Jackler can jack himself off with all this troll terrorism nonsense, man.
All right?
How dare Jackler do this to me?
And how dare he besmirch my show?
How dare all of you besmirch my show?
And what is this?
I got Johnny Ballerfic that donated 12 bucks for what?
What is this?
What is this?
Here, put it on the goddamn, give me a PC shot.
What the hell is this?
Attention, Racer 12 actual.
This is Overlord.
We have munitions packaged for Danger Close.
Designate Moco Coco.
Kingfish is EVA.
31 likes out.
Frost King is NWA, and we have liftoff of Friendly Dad 7.
You work for Horizon.
This is Friendly Dad 7.
The silly ghost is in the kitchen over.
Retrieving roller.
Right from Golden Balls.
Go for the mess slowly.
Watch your road of the head.
What is this crap?
Hello, ghosts.
I can't wait to see you in the IT.
HTTP: Laser Ghost Gun.
Real dealer Helltrex on task.
Attention, Pork.
I'm not, I'm not playing.
Blast Processing, Deep Dish Radar, Online Tier Hut.
Coded Blue Bear Halo.
Attention, Porco Dude.
We need more horse snipers on site for three round first desert eagle bullet time.
This is friendly daddy.
All right, we get it.
Get this shit out of it.
I don't even get this shit out of it.
Get it out of here.
Shut up, shut.
I don't even get this crap.
And by the way, this anonymous here.
All right, I'm not, I'm not gonna, I'm not even gonna dare.
I'm not even gonna try to do that.
That looks like a weird ass, freaky little link.
I'm not doing that.
I'm not doing that.
That's a freaky ass little weird link.
I'm not doing that.
I don't recognize that link.
You guys are gonna mess around and give me some kind of a freak show Trojan horse virus or something.
I'm not doing that.
All right, I'm not doing that.
All right, everybody, just shut up.
I'm talking about Fiesta around here, all right?
I'm talking about San Antonio's Fiesta before I got rudely interrupted by you sons of bitches, all right?
Once again, Fiesta is a money-making racist scheme for the city.
My cablady has the capacity of a mukwak lipmik panakachotska aside from the rusty bamboo.
But hey, the swamp twamp of a sloppy moose nuck has the desired affect to conquer.
Can you talk to me in American, you son of a man?
Can you talk to me in American if you're gonna donate anything for Christ's sake?
You better do it, Hambone.
We're watching.
Suck it, all right?
For all right, suck it.
All right, if you're watching, suck it.
All right, yeah, virus for $5,000 Obama PC.
Yeah, real funny, you idiot.
All right, look, everybody stop donating, all right?
I want to talk about Fiesta for shut up!
Hey, ghost, have you heard of the Mongolian drumstick?
What?
You must frondrop a egg and woo a parasito.
Can you all stop talking to me in this foreign?
You son of a bitch!
After this, please a drop geo crop weapon.
You all talk to me in American!
Talk to me in American!
Lucifer, we are here for your praise.
I never said that.
That's a goddamn lie.
I never said that.
I never said that!
Siamo Khan Clavi, Siamo Khan Diote.
I don't know what the hell this son of a bitch is saying.
I never said that, man.
Demi God.
I never said that.
Give me my freaking beer.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Man, what are you?
2008 fucking 4chan troll?
I mean, give me a break, man.
2008 call.
They want their memes back.
Good God, Miko.
How old are you?
You got to be 40 years old saying something like that, man.
I'm not even joking.
You got to be at least close to 40 years old saying something like that.
Jesus Christ.
Now, look, I was talking about Fiesta.
That's what's being celebrated right now in San Antonio.
The whole downtown area is shut down.
It is filled with nothing but food booths that individuals paid the city of San Antonio over $10,000 plus dollars to be there.
What the hell is this?
Yu Ling Ha Ba Ni Sanda Su Wo I Su.
German, can you all shut up?
All right, stop talking to me in this foreigner crap, you stupid immigrant.
All right, talk to me in American.
That's what I speak.
That's what I talk.
American.
American, you son of a bitch.
You talk to me in American.
Jesus Christ.
I buy that for a dollar.
Man, Baller Face, man, can you all stop donating 12 bucks and obligating me to watch YouTube videos or DeviantArt or any of that other crap, man?
I mean, seriously, man, you guys are pissing me off with this crap.
Jesus Christ, man.
I want to talk about this money-making racket that exploits the San Antonio citizens that's ran by the city.
I'm talking about Fiat, but instead I'm sitting over here.
What is this?
What is this?
Boneworks.
I know Boneworks.
I'm thinking about getting it.
What is this?
Tea in a pause.
Stop doing this, damn it.
Stop it.
Here, I'm going to play Johnny Baller Fix.
And then I'm going to have to play T in a Pawshole.
Put the PC shot on there.
What is this?
This is a VR game.
This is Boneworks.
I get it, man.
I want to play this.
Look at it.
This is why I want virtual reality.
This is why I want VR, man.
I'm waiting for the new VR HTV HTC to come out.
I'm waiting for Steams.
I'm waiting for all that crap, man.
This is awesome.
I'm not even joking.
I mean, this is all like virtual reality, baby.
This is awesome.
This is what I'm talking about.
Look, all right.
I get it.
There's no way to stop it.
Look, this ain't the Saturday Night Troll Show.
We talk about this stuff on the Saturday Night Troll Show, which is on Saturday nights, 9 p.m. Central Standard Time.
All right.
It's going to be around 9 p.m.
Unlike the Go Show, which is on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, 8.30-ish p.m. Central Standard Time.
All right.
All right.
Anyway, let me go ahead.
Here's T in a Pawshole here.
All right.
What is this?
Tea in a pause hole.
What is this?
What is this?
All right.
What is this?
Tea in a pause hole.
All right.
Now, you know, once again, you're obligating me to view this goddamn YouTube video.
What the hell is this?
Oh, Mike, what is this?
Hold on just a second.
Oh, my God.
What?
What the hell?
Why are look, somebody donated 12 bucks for me to watch this.
What is this?
I buy that for a dollar.
Oh, my God.
Turn this shit off.
This fucking pipe-smoking, leather-fat old man looks like he's fapping for Christ.
Get this crap out of here.
Get it off the screen for Christ's sake, man.
And shut up, Red Rum.
Cancel This Shit Out00:10:06
Talk to me in American.
Don't talk to me in that Oriental language, man.
Jesus Christ.
Shut up.
That's not my face reveal, you idiot.
Shut up.
If you all think I look like that, you're all a bunch of sons of bitches, man.
That ain't my fucking face reveal.
Shut up.
Kushi Zu Shimao de 15 Ying.
God damn it, talk to me in American.
You stupid immigrant.
Talk to me in American.
And look, I'm not talking.
Don't talk to me in an oriental language.
Don't talk to me in anything but American.
And by the way, stop it, everybody.
All right.
Please, with this face reveal crap, do you actually think that I want a face reveal to all you sick internet people for Christ's sake?
I mean, are you kidding me?
Hell no.
Are you joking?
Hell no.
Oh my God, for Christ's sake, man.
No, I don't.
Look, people like, yes, you do.
No, I don't.
Give me my damn beer for Christ's sake.
And shut up.
That wasn't my face reveal, you idiot.
Shut up.
All right.
I'm talking about Fiesta now.
Let's get the PC shot of Fiesta.
Look, there's Fiesta.
There it is, right there.
Okay?
Now, as you can see, all these people, there's like thousands of people, like at least hundreds of thousands of people downtown for Christ.
What?
Ghost.
You never told the story of how you helped Timothy McVay build his truck.
Shut up.
I never did anything like that.
You're a fucking liar.
I'm a dad.
You're a son of a good nigga.
All right, shut up.
I'm talking about Fiesta, all right?
Now, as I stated, stop donating!
We don't speak American here.
English, motherfucker, English.
Listen, stop donating me unless you're going to talk to me in American.
What is this?
TN Apostle Pazhole is just a soy boy hater.
I has Aussie women, German women, hot ass Arabic Mexican women.
I love all ethnicities.
Hey, Pazhole, want to be a real man or a woman and have exotic sex, have exotic sex?
Join the military.
All right.
Come out as a contractor and travel.
And whoever the hell donated whatever the hell language that is for two bucks, speak to me in American.
Listen, everybody stop donating.
I'm talking about Fiesta here.
This is what's happening right now.
This is a city-sanctioned event.
I mean, the city of San Antonio, the government of San Antonio is making money off all this.
They charge over $10,000 each and every one of these little food booths out here.
And you know what you have to do if you get a food booth?
You got to sit out there and camp out with all of your equipment, or it may get, you know, vandalized or it could get stolen or, you know, a storm could happen.
I hear a bad storm's coming to San Antonio around Wednesday.
It's going to rain on their fiesta.
But this is what I want you all to know.
There are at least hundreds of thousands of people out here that are celebrating this right now in downtown San Antonio.
Look, I want to show you.
Okay.
Look at all these people.
Look, this is what they're doing.
Look at this.
Look at this.
This is all on Google.
Look at all these people.
Asshole to asshole.
Elbows and assholes.
I mean, what is this?
Johnny Baller.
God damn it, Johnny Ballerfic!
Can you fuck off?
I'm talking about Fiesta.
Damn it!
And because, you know, you donated 12 bucks, show us your internet history.
I'm not going to show you my internet history for Christ's sake.
All right, my internet history is my business.
All right, you son of a bitch.
And now I'm obligated to play this Johnny Ballerfic goddamn clip.
What is this?
Hold on.
First of all, there's a goddamn advertisement for Israel.
Hold on, wait a minute.
Hold on.
There's an advertisement for Israel.
Look at this.
Look at this.
For light.
If you already knew this, you must have a special interest in the Hebrew Bible.
But if you've never heard of this, why am I being advertised this?
Why am I being advertised this?
Is it because of the...
Oh.
I am a teacher.
Oh, I see it.
Look at the name.
I get it.
All right.
Stan, what?
All right.
That's it.
Yeah, cancel this shit out of me.
Give me a freaking break.
Turn off.
Turn it off for Christ's sake.
What the hell is that?
And not to mention why exactly why exactly is I'm being advertised something for like, you know, Israel.
Why am I being advertised something to Israel for Christ's sake, man?
Can somebody explain that to me?
Why?
Because somebody said I've been looking up Jewish things.
I haven't been looking up anything Jewish.
I'd buy that for a while.
Jesus.
Talk to me in American.
No, man.
Dark Me Magician Girl.
Can you all stop?
Listen, I'm not kidding around, man.
Stop donating the 12 bucks with a fucking YouTube video or something.
I don't want to do this anymore, man.
All right, please stop, man.
Please, goddamn, stop.
LSD version of Blues Clues?
Yeah, I don't know what the hell that was, man.
I'm not even joking.
Oh my God.
With all these stupid fucking requests for Christ's sake for 12 bucks, I'm obligated.
Dark meme magician girl.
So just donated 12 bucks.
I'm obligated out here.
What is this?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Google knows your ethnicity.
Oh, no, sorry, that's that's a nice show us your internet history, you pussy ass bitch.
This one is Google Knows Your History.
I'm not going to show you my internet history, you son of a bitch.
All right, so just sit there and shut your mouth.
All right, now wait a minute.
Hold on.
Shut up, Nico.
Sorry for all the stupid Oriental speaking trolls.
Here's something cool to check out.
Oh, wait a minute.
This is Ashley.
Ashley for 12.
They target ads based on your interest and loyalties.
All right, shut up.
All right.
Hold on.
What is this?
What is this?
This is Dark Me Magician Girl.
Let's go.
What is this?
American.
American.
What the hell is this garbage?
America!
Fuck yeah!
Come out of DM to save the motherfucking day!
Yeah, America!
Fuck yeah!
You know, this is a these goddamn South Ark sons of bitches.
These goddamn liberal long-haired South Ark sons of bitches.
Fuck yeah!
All right, that's enough.
Oh my god, all right, that's enough.
Take this shit off!
Take this garbage off for Christ's sake.
Good God.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
This is what ghost factors.
Stop it!
Stop it!
I'm gonna stop doing this after this one.
I'm not even joking, all right?
I'm gonna stop doing this because you people are sick.
You people are goddamn sick for Christ's sake.
All right, here, this is Ashley's.
You know, who did this last one?
It was Dark Me Magician Girl.
You're a sick son of a bitch.
You know that?
Go in the kitchen and make me a sandwich if you're going to do something.
All right, Dark Me Magician Girl.
All right.
And do it butt naked, bent over backwards, making me chicken grits.
All right?
Here, what the hell?
What the hell is this?
This is Ashley here.
Hold on, hold on.
I'm getting an advertisement here.
I don't want to say.
No, I'm not advertising for that.
I'm not going to play that.
Hold on.
What is this?
What is this?
This is Ashley.
Stop doing this shit.
Stop doing this garbage.
I'm not going to do it.
I'm not doing that, dude.
You know what?
I'm not doing that.
I'm not doing that.
All right.
What is this?
A PC shot here?
What is this?
This is Ashley.
This isn't one of mine.
I thought you'd finally enjoy a bit of trouble.
All right, comments.
Stop, man.
Ashley donated this crap.
What is this?
What is this?
Is this oriental metal?
Yeah, these are pretty simple scales here, dude.
Pretty simple scales you play it right here, man.
All right, that scales 101.
All right, get this crap.
I don't even know what the hell this is.
Get this garbage out of here.
Look at these sick freaking oriental freaks out here thinking that they're metal.
All right, you're not metal.
You don't know metal, all right?
You don't know metal, you piece of crap.
Now, I've got like three or four now.
I mean, Jesus Christ, stop donating 12 bucks and asking me to look at shit.
I'm not joking around, all right?
All right, this is Ghost the Fruit.
I can only imagine what the hell this is, for Christ's sake.
What is this?
Ghost the fruit.
All right, what is this?
Well, hold on, hold on.
Oh, oh, my God.
It's a seven.
What is this?
I can already see it's some anime bullshit.
What is this?
Oh, my God.
Get that goddamn enemy ass out of here.
Get that damn enemy ass out of here, man.
You're sitting over here donating so I can watch enemy ass.
You son of a bitch, man.
I'm not even joking around, man.
That was disgusting.
I don't condone that.
You know, Ghost the Fruit, you're a sick son of a bitch.
Communist Trumps Enemy00:02:52
And by the way, you know, I've got, I've got.
I'm not even joking, man.
I don't even know what.
You know what?
I shouldn't even be doing any of this garbage, man.
I'm not even kidding, man.
I'm not even.
I shouldn't even be doing any of this for you people, for Christ's sake, all right?
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
And by the way, Photo Fennec, I'm not going to do any Google Drive bullshit.
All right.
You can, you know, take your Google Drive and shove it up your ass.
All right.
I don't want to see the photo album of the Texas furry fiesta.
You're probably some sick asshole that wants me to, you know, I'm not going to do it.
All right.
Here's the Jackler once again.
What is this?
What is this, Jackler?
Oh, my God.
All right.
All right.
Hold on.
Hold on.
All right.
I'll play this here.
All right.
Here's the Jackler.
What the...
That's... That's...
I've had about enough of this shit.
Man, stop this crap, man.
Stop.
I'm not going to do any more of these.
I'm not even joking.
I'm just going to ignore all you 12 buckers, man.
All right.
Here's Communist for Trumps.
I don't know what the hell this is.
I don't know why you people are making me do this, man.
I have no idea what the hell.
I don't know why you're making me do this.
All right.
I don't understand why you're making me do this crap.
All right.
Here's Communist for Trumps.
Go ahead and play it for Christ's sake.
What is this?
As a resident of Miami-Dade County, it is your right to know the names and likenesses of sex offenders living in your area.
What?
As a public service, we have created this videotape so that you and your friends and family can stay aware.
What the fuck is this, man?
Have a little fun.
What is this? The sex offender shuffle?
Is this a troll?
Is this for real?
We were bad, but now we're good.
We're moving into your neighborhood.
Blasphemy Man Haya00:15:18
You know, we're trying our best to be.
You've got to be society.
We're not here to start with trouble.
Hey, cheers, Tian Apostle.
I'm Larry Art Hauer, and I'll refrain from touching my neighbor's kids again.
What up?
What the fuck is this?
But I'm a nice guy, you'll come to find.
I've got a backyard and a real nice pool.
Y'all should come over for a barbecue.
Make some cold drinks in my blender.
But do keep in mind that I'm a sex offender.
Vernon Douglas is a fan of the family.
I mean, is this for real, dude?
Did my enemies think this was a fucking good idea?
I mean, what municipal fucking government asshole thinks that this was a good idea.
I mean, where are we going?
Where are we going?
Dropping rhymes.
I've been arrested seven times.
I know that sounds like a lot.
Three of those times were for vandalism.
Feel real bad.
All right, just shut this off, please.
Just shut this off for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, come on, man.
I mean, come on, man.
Hey, ghost.
Long time no see.
Here's something cool.
Have a good night.
Can you all just please stop?
I gotta.
I hold on.
I got somebody who.
There's a Facebook or something.
All right, let me check out this Facebook.
This is by Check It Out for 12 bucks.
I don't have Facebook, so I don't know what the hell.
What the fuck is this?
What is this?
What is this?
I'm only going to show this is what this is what they're showing me.
This is somebody traps for enemy traps for President Trump.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Look at this garbage, man.
Are you take the shit off?
Take it off.
You sick sons of bitches, man.
God damn it.
Son of a bitch.
You're sick.
Damn it.
God damn it, man.
You're goddamn sick, man.
You're sick.
I'm not even joking around.
You're sick, son of a bitch, man.
You're a sick son of a bitch.
Oh, my God, man.
And suspicious Tumbleweed.
And hey, cheers, TN Apostle.
Thank you, man.
Cheers to you.
He donated three bucks and said, my God, that's enough internet tonight.
Peace out.
Thank you, TN Apostle.
All right.
Ghost's history revealed.
Don't worry about what's in my fucking history.
All right, shut up.
Jesus Christ.
Somebody requested me to look at that Facebook page, okay?
Jesus Christ.
Hold on, wait, wait, hold on, hold on.
What is this?
The last one.
The last one.
I still got to do suspicious tumbleweeds for Christ's sake.
Baby metal better than Pantera?
Shut up.
All right, this is what.
This is what Suspicious told me.
What is this?
Thomas the Kinky Engineer with System of the Down.
I mean, you depend on our protection.
Get you feeders and eyes from the table.
All right, yeah.
You're real funny.
Real funny.
This is musical blasphemy, man.
Get this shit out of here.
Get it out of here.
All right, shut it up for Christ's sake, man.
Freaking musical blasphemy, man.
I mean, God damn it, man.
I've been putting up with this garbage for an hour and 51 minutes, man.
I've had enough.
Oh, wait, I still got one more.
Communist for Trump wants me to go look at something.
What is this?
Huh?
Communist in chief?
What the hell is this?
This is another Facebook.
I hate Facebook for Christ's sake.
Facebook can eat a dick up till it hiccups.
I'm not even joking around.
What is this?
What is this?
Wait a minute.
This is your fucking Facebook.
You got a Facebook, you piece of crap?
You actually, this asshole's got a Facebook.
Are you joking me?
Oh my God.
Look, look, what is this?
Communist for Trump.
You son of a bitch.
Get this shit off.
You son of a bitch.
God!
God damn you!
Ah!
Damn it!
Son of a bitch!
Ah!
You goddamn Cargary and Commie, son of a bitch!
Photo Finneck, ghost history, ghost internet history is a trap.
What the fuck are you talking about?
LOL, another?
Look, man, stop doing this.
I'm not going to do this anymore.
I'm not even joking around.
All right.
I'm not even joking around.
Stop doing this crap.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Dime Fat Daryl asshole.
God damn it, man.
You guys are sons of bitches, man.
I'm not even kidding around.
You guys are sons of bitches, man.
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
LOL, tip this.
And this is what, this is the freaking video that they posted.
Go ahead and put the damn PC shot.
What is this?
Hello, folks.
Well, adapt for something completely different.
Hold on, is this Chris Chan?
Is this this disgusting autist that now is a transgender?
Oh, my God.
If I actually had the superpowers.
You see.
I'm not going for real life.
I don't know.
Just to say something.
Anybody who's supporting Chris Chan, I'm telling you, should be pistol whip.
All right, that's enough of Chris Chan for Christ sake.
Whoever donated with that system of a down Thomas the Tank engine donation, that was the lamest donation ever.
And how dare you use suspicious Tumbleweed's name?
She would never donate something so horrible.
Oh, yeah, really?
Look, stop donating 12 bucks, man.
Stop obligating me for this crap.
I still got to do Dime Fat Daryl's little...
What does Dime Fat Daryl do?
What is this?
Oh, you son of a bitch.
Dime Fat Daryl, you son of a bitch.
You son of a bitch.
Stop asserting you can't care.
You group more pitiful oils, God.
Oh, my God.
Do this musical blasphemy, you bastard!
You master!
My song is not believed!
My words don't want to save me Oh my god, you son of a bitch Now I'm out Get this Get this garbage out of here for Christ's sake, man.
Dime Fat Daryl.
And like the Thomas the Tanky engine was the one saying that suspicious Tumbleweed would never do this.
What is it?
What?
It's false.
No way.
Not this time.
We created it.
Not this time.
No, not this time.
What the hell are you talking about?
It's not fiction.
It's fiction.
It's fiction.
We made it up.
We made this one up.
It's a made-up tank.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Shut up.
Hold on.
This is Tommy the Tanky engine.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Is this the same fucking video?
Is it the same fucking video?
Stop besmirching Pantera!
You stupid untirator pricks!
You got it!
Son of a bitch!
Stop doing this shit!
Damn it!
Your stop is going to miss you!
Stop doing this crap!
All of you!
Someone to save me!
All right, man.
Get this shit out of here.
Shut up with this musical blasphemy, man.
Shut this musical blasphemy off, man.
It's musical blasphemy, for Christ's sake, man.
Enough of this crap, man.
You stupid troll terrorist cyber vermin pieces of internet people crap.
Don't besmirch Pantera.
Do you understand me, you cuckhole connoisseurs?
What is this?
Oh, man.
Look, I've had enough of this, man.
Stop it.
Stop goddamn donating 12 bucks.
I've had enough.
I've had enough.
I still got to do 12 W's, whoever the hell that is.
I still got to do 12 W's.
What is this?
Here's 12 W's for Christ's sake.
What is this?
Hold on, what is this?
Final.
Look, shut up, man.
I'm not joking.
I'm going to stop doing these.
If you just go to 12 W's.
What is this?
Hold on.
What, what the?
Oh, no.
Why are you all doing this to me?
This is the same fucking video?!
Why are you fucking- UGH! DAMMIT!
I'll cut it!
Why?
God!
Damn it!
I won't trade the day!
You're master platrons!
Why are you doing this, man?
Stop me, fucking thinking!
Try to pant me!
Leave Pantera alone!
Leave me Pantera alone!
Alright, that's a fucking enough!
Leave Pantera alone, you scumbags!
Leave Pantera alone, man.
I'm not even kidding around, man.
I'm tired of you people besmirching Pantera, you sorry sack of crap!
I'm tired of it!
I'm tired of it!
Now, who the hell, whoever donated 12 bucks is Adolf Hitler.
I gotta go and view their stupid YouTube video now.
And listen, stop doing it because I'm gonna stop.
I'm not gonna play anymore for Christ's sake.
And wait a minute.
Why am I being advertised for Digicon?
I mean, look, look at this shit.
Look at this.
Why am I being advertised for this crap?
Why?
What is this?
All right, what an Adolf Hitler digital system.
You people know a lot about trucks.
Are you fucking joking me, you asshole?
Are you kidding me?
No!
No!
Oh, God!
No!
For the tanky, the tanky crap is Thomas the tanky horse shit.
Million dollars.
You gotta be joking.
It's Rubio.
All right, shut this shit off.
Get it off of here for Christ.
Get out of here.
Oh my God, man.
I mean, enough, man.
I've had enough.
I've had enough for Christ's sake, man.
Jesus Christ.
Who is this?
Hiya.
I gotta play a Haya.
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
Fucking Haya.
I got your fucking hiya.
You piece of crap.
What is this?
Hold on.
Hold on.
What is this?
Hold on.
Stop it.
Stop donating.
Stop.
I'm not going to play any more of these.
Just stop your crap.
enough!
Enough!
Enough!
For Christ's sake, I've had enough.
And what is, what, what the hell did you just hold on?
Shut up, Scatman.
Hey, ghost.
My ass itches.
Just wanted to give you an update on the video.
I'm sure it does.
You're a sick son of a bitch.
You might have gotten some sores from that dirty gas station.
Oh, yeah, I'm sure you do.
You got any advice?
I want your one, but it's pretty tending.
Yeah, you're a sick bastard.
You know that?
You're a sick son of a bitch.
Hold on.
I gotta play this video by Haya.
It's called, what is it called?
The sanest person on the internet.
What is this?
What is this?
Hello, my children.
It is I, the darkness within, talking, talking, talking.
Oh, my God, no.
Some cookster fucking drag queen.
She uses 15 wigs in props an hour to make 30-minute videos about the political fights of the internet.
Let's discuss this.
And by discuss, I mean you said quietly.
Watching this sick freak.
This is how political ideas spread.
Oh, my God.
200 years ago, it was pamphlets.
30 years ago.
I threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Now it's YouTube.
The problem is that you're a little bit more than a moment.
I threw up in my mouth, man.
You search for what is the West.
The first results are fine.
But you should start suggesting more and more right-wing content.
Oh, now they're claiming it's more and more right-wing content.
Are you joking?
Get this.
It's very last season.
Oh, kind of over.
That's where Natalie Wynn comes in.
Contra points.
The internet shows.
This is a drag queen trying to be political.
She creates dialogues between characters and plays all of them.
All right, get this.
Get this.
Oh, look, she's pretending she's doing methamphetamine or Coke.
Look at that.
Isn't that great?
Huh?
How gay of her.
Isn't that gay?
I mean, I'm telling you, just take a look at methamphetamines in the gay community and you'd be freaking surprised.
All right, you'd be freaking surprised.
But hey, this is the internet, sir.
This is the internet, sir.
I don't like a little bit of that, huh?
Jesus Christ.
Final, final.
Okay, this is the last two I'm doing, all right?
Final paid 12 bucks for a YouTube.
What YouTube video are you?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Drag Queen Meth Scene00:05:22
Hold on, shut up, man.
Shut up.
It's not the last one.
You idiots keep saying that shit.
Shut up.
I'd buy that for a dog.
Look, I'm going to stop doing this.
I'm not joking.
You're going to lose your money.
What the hell is this?
What is this?
All right, what is this?
What is this?
Half of missing every other re- All right, shut up.
All right, shut up.
I'm not letting you musical blaspheme the cowboys from hell by Pantera, you son of a bitch.
All right, I'm sick and tired of you people that continue to besmirch Pantera.
I'm not going to sit here and let you son of a bitches do that anymore.
All right.
All right, here's Gino's.
Here's Geno's.
I don't know what the hell kind of freaking YouTube video.
Wait a minute, the same shit?
The same shit, you.
There's no way.
No, no, wait a minute.
Hold on.
Something happened there.
Hold on.
It's not the same shit.
Hold on just a second.
God damn it.
Hold on let me this is not the same one for christ's sake Here, here's Geno's here.
All right.
Here's Gino's.
My apologies.
Hold on.
What is this?
Oh, look at the Google.
What the hell is this?
Oh, my God.
I'm only going to show you a little bit of this.
I mean, dedicated to ghosts.
Shut up!
Look, I'm going to end the broadcast, dude, because y'all keep doing this shit.
I mean, y'all are, y'all are, y'all are, this is just getting sick, dude.
This is just getting sick now.
I mean, look at what Geno's posted.
Some man in panties that glued his panties to a chair.
Look at this.
I'm not even joking.
Look at this.
Oh, look at the Google.
Look at the ghoul.
Oh, Jesus fucking.
Get this crappy guy.
All right, that's enough.
That's all I'm showing.
I mean, do you see this kind of sick garbage?
This is sick.
This is sick, man.
What kind of sick perverts do we have freaking listening to this broadcast, man?
Oh, my God.
Communist for Trump here says, oh, I promise it's the last one.
And I promise it's the last one.
And you know what?
Communists for Trump, you know what?
I'm not.
I'm not part 46 of the Ghost Showface with tears of joy.
Okay, hand, okay, hand, okay.
All right, shut up, Jackler, all right?
I'm not joking around.
Listen.
This has three mil views.
People are sick.
Stop donating.
All right, first of all, shut up.
Communist for Trump, I'm not playing that one.
That one is a URL shortener.
And I'm not playing anything with a URL shortener.
All right.
You're a piece of crap.
And I know you're a sick motherfucker.
So I'm not using anything with a URL shortener because, you know, you're a piece of crap.
So just sit there.
You know, you're shit out of luck now.
All right.
Ghost needs more friends.
Okay, that's real funny.
All right.
Here.
Here's another YouTube video.
What the hell is this now?
What is this?
What is this?
Here, let's go ahead and play it on.
Shut up and stop donating this shit.
I'm not joking.
Stop donating this shit, man.
I don't want to do this anymore.
For fuck's sake, man.
Here, here's Ghost Needs More Friends.
What the hell is this?
What the hell?
What the hell is this?
This is the internet for people.
All right, that's enough of this shit, man.
I can't believe that you people having me play this crap.
I want to talk about Fiesta.
I want to talk about Fiesta, but you sons of bitches don't want me.
Are y'all being paid by the city of San Antonio?
Huh?
Is that it?
Here's Meme Magician's freaking dumbass video.
Jesus Christ, what is this?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Here's me.
Hang on, what is this?
Here's something to cheer you up.
Oh, man.
Listen.
Stop donating.
I appreciate it, Brooke, man.
Please stop donating the 12 bucks, dude.
I'm going to end this broadcast.
I'm not kidding around.
I'm not kidding around.
I'm not a fucking jukebox, dude.
Stop Donating Goo Cheese00:04:39
All right.
Here, here, here's who donated this again?
Fucking Meme Magician.
Jesus Christ.
Of course, another blaspheme of Pantera.
Another musical blasphemous fucking shit, man.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
D-O-R-U-T-O-S shit.
Shut up, man.
Stop.
I'm going to end the fucking show, man.
I'm going to end the show.
What is this?
One step from lashing out at you.
You are the end to get out of my skin and call yourself a friend.
I'm coming.
All right, I'm heading.
All right, shut up.
Yeah, real funny.
Real funny.
I'm besmirching Pantera.
Real fun.
Stupid idiot, man.
And here's Jackler.
Here's Jackler.
I mean, you know what, Jackler?
You've done enough.
All right.
You've done enough.
Thank you to the troll army.
Shut up, Jackler, alright?
You could fucking shove the troll army right up your clogged up, disgusting fish and chips eating pooper, you son of a bitch.
All right, what is this?
What are you fucking joking me, Jackler?
Is this a fucking joke again?
It's just a goddamn fucking joke.
You fucking thank you, Proof of the Black.
I'm sorry, you must talk.
Damn it!
Some things!
Annumba Lee!
You get the son of the Saver!
Turn this crap off, man!
Turn it off!
I'm tired of this shit, man!
I'm getting tired of this crap, man.
I'm not kidding!
And here's fruity-ass Johnny Ballerfic, you know, pretending like he cares and he's my friend and shit.
This has 3 million views.
Check it out.
Oh, yeah?
Let's see what kind of fruit bowl garbage that you're talking about there, Johnny Ballerfic.
You fucking son of a bitch.
Here, well, what is this?
What is this, Johnny Ballerfic?
What is this?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
You sick bastard.
You're a sick bastard.
You know that?
You're a sick bastard for even knowing this, Johnny Ballerfic.
I thought you were an okay dude.
You're a sick bastard, is what you are.
You're fanning your nuts to this crap.
That's what you're doing.
You're fanning your goddamn nuts to this garbage.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Get this shit out of here.
Get this clopping, brony garbage.
Fucking fucking asshole.
Damn it.
You sick bitch ah!
Ah!
You all a bunch of sick clopping, seat-sniffing, pickled prick, phallic, fluffy, urinal cake, curator, pieces of anal secretion crap.
That's what all of you are, man.
I curse you.
I cursed every one of you sick internet people that find gratification in this sick garbage.
You son of a bitches, man.
You're all a bunch of son of a bitches, man.
You're all a bunch of sick son of a bitches, man.
This freaking clopping garbage, man.
Hey, what is this, Angela Merkel?
What video did you donate?
What is this?
All right.
What the hell is this, Angela Merkel?
What is this?
What the hell?
Can we do media share now?
We're not doing no fucking media share.
Shut up.
What's this guy doing?
Oh!
Was he scooping up his goo cheese and smelling it?
He was scooping up his goo cheese and smelling it.
Oh, God.
No.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
All right.
That's enough.
I don't want to see some stupid goddamn Euro cuck smelling his ball cheese, man.
I don't want to see that.
Fatties Smelling Ball Cheese00:06:10
Oh, my God.
And listen, stop donating.
All right.
What kind of fruity music?
Rockwell and new shoes.
New shoes was good, man.
I can't wait.
And then Rockwell.
I only feel like I'm not discocking me.
All right.
I grew up in the 80s, man.
All right.
I was clubbing in the 80s, you son of a bitch.
All right, sit there and shut up, all right?
Jesus Christ.
All right, here's Brooks.
All right.
I mean, I can't believe this show has turned into this shit.
I'm not even kidding.
I can't believe this show has turned into this garbage.
All right, here's Brooks.
What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this?
Oh my god.
All right.
Get this shit out of here.
I mean, good God.
I mean, good God, man.
I mean, come on, dude.
I mean, it's.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Who else is this?
This is another 12-bucker here.
I'm going to hurry up and get through with these and go.
I'm not even kidding around.
I mean, you people are disgusting.
You know that?
You people are fucking sick.
All right.
You people are sick.
What is this?
The story.
What?
What is this?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
This is ghost must-be defeat.
All right.
This asshole did this one, man.
Look, I'm going through these fast, and I'm done with this shit.
Cousin of Naruto.
I'm done with this garbage.
Chapter on.
Daikal Idaruto, Master of Trapoli Clocks.
Hey, wait a minute.
Hey, asshole.
Talk to me in American.
Long lost cup.
Talk to me in American.
Hi, Raider.
I am Darut.
Oh, Jesus.
This is some anime shit.
Get this anime crap out of here.
Get it out of here for Christ's sake.
Get this anime garbage out of here for Christ's sake, man.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Listen, I'm not kidding around.
I'm not going to do any more of these, you sons of bitches.
You're going to waste your money.
I'm not even kidding.
You're going to waste your money.
You're going to waste your money if you keep doing this.
I'm not kidding, all right?
This one is by some fake Captain Desi, okay?
This is a fake Captain Desi here.
All right.
What is this?
What is this car?
What is this garbage?
What the hell did this Zachary Sneaky Scuderi is one of the most prolific AD carries in the history of League of Legends?
So much pressure put on Cloud 9, they lose to G8.
Oh my gosh!
I don't want to hear about neck beards or playing video games and think that they're actually playing.
The kind of workhorse.
look at the wards on the bottom side here for fox they pretty much know they can just keep going arcade it's over sneaky back to the other side every summoner's been used the shrine on sneaky from smoothie as well This is that's cringy as hell, dude.
That is cringy as hell, for Christ's sake, man.
That is cringey as hell.
All right.
Jesus Christ, man.
I can't believe I even fucking started this for Christ's sake, man.
I'm not even joking.
Who the hell is this?
Anonymous donated this?
What the hell did you donate, Anonymous?
Wait a minute.
What is this?
Can you all shut up with this Tommy the Tanky horseshit?
What is this?
Is this DMX doing Thomas the Tanky?
Don't get it twisted.
This rap shit is mine, motherfucker.
Oh, fuck it.
Damn!
Fuck what you heard!
Man, some people got way too much time on their hands, dude.
I'm not even joking.
I mean, you people make me sick.
I don't want to say much for Christ's sake, man.
All right.
Shut the shit up.
Shut it up, man.
Good God.
All right, this is the last one.
And somebody, no, seriously, keep playing for three bucks.
Go back to the sneaky thing again.
Shut up.
Stop donating 12 bucks, man.
I'm not joking.
You're going to waste your money.
And, you know, you're just going to be shit out of luck.
I mean, that's how it is.
All right.
Because you people just don't know how to listen.
You understand?
This is why we can't have nice things for Christ's sake.
All right.
Hold on.
What is this?
Ghost needs more friends?
What is this?
I don't understand.
What is this?
Where are we?
Oh, shit, no.
Where are we?
Oh, no.
Look at these fatties and uglies.
Look at these fatties and uglies.
What did I tell you?
Furries are nothing but a bunch of fatties and uglies.
I told you.
Rainforest.
I told you.
Convention 4.
They're a bunch of fatties and uglies that dress up so they can take part in sexual deviant behavior.
Look at this fatty.
Look at this fatty, for Christ's sake.
Rainforest is uglies and fatties out here.
Wait, Dashcon was a disaster.
Look at these uglies.
Look at this pool of all of uglies.
This is disgusting, man.
What would I tell you, man?
A bunch of fatties.
Look at this fatty.
Look at this fatty.
Oh, a bunch of fatties and uglies.
That's what furries are, for Christ's sake.
You will not see one attractive person in the bunch of Christ.
All right, that's enough.
All right, get these stupid dumb furbags out of here for Christ's sake.
What did I tell you?
A bunch of fatties and uglies.
I told you that's what fucking furries are.
A bunch of fatties and uglies.
And they're covering their fat, ugly bodies with the fursuits so they can participate in sexual deviant behavior.
Freaking sons of bitches, for Christ's sake.
What else do we have here for Christ's sake?
This one is by Anonymous.
Puppet Hitler Stash00:08:37
What the hell is this?
What the fuck?
Are you kidding me?
The top five hottest sneaky cosplay of all time.
What the fuck is this?
Three, two.
Wonderful.
What the hell is that?
Oh, this is what's happening to the American male.
Look at what's happening to the American Male.
Look at this fruit bowl.
Oh, yeah.
All right, let me.
Oh, my God.
You should be falcon punched.
Not entirely sure what I'm doing.
You should be donkey punched.
I'm not even joking around, you sick, twisted freak.
Oh, my God.
Where are the parents?
Where are the fathers?
Look at the body pillows in the background.
Look at the goddamn body pillows in the background of this sick son of a bitch.
I think you grabbed this.
Can you hear me?
Oh, my God.
Look at this.
Oh, my God.
Oh, Jesus.
All right.
All right.
That's enough.
Where's the next one?
Leg behind leg.
I don't actually know what I'm doing.
I tried something.
Wonderful.
Wait a minute.
Is this the same dude?
Is this the same dude?
Oh, my God.
I mean, the parents of this person should be neutered.
And they should be neutered quick.
I'm not even joking.
What is this?
What is this, dude?
Look at this.
Look at this.
All right, I've had enough.
I've had enough of this.
This is crap for Christ's sake.
All right.
Nice Brooke face reveal.
What the hell does that mean?
Knew she was a trap.
What the hell is this?
No, goddammit.
Shut up, man.
You're going to waste your money, man.
What you are still.
What you are still.
Okay, what is this video what you are still?
What is this?
What is this?
You son of a bitch.
What is this?
What I'm still, huh?
Hand over.
Man, real funny, Jerkoff.
Real goddamn funny, you stupid son of a bitch.
What a fucking bad.
What an episode 46, dude.
I won an episode 46, man.
Jesus Christ.
No fucking respect.
No goddamn respect.
All right, that's enough.
All right, get this shit out of here for Christ's sake, man.
All right, I got this one last one here.
It's called Thank Me Later.
Thank me later.
Thank you for what?
Thank you for what?
Taking way too long for three bucks.
Dallas stars.
Hey, Ghost Dallas Stars won round one against the Nashville Predators.
Great.
Yay, Spaghetti.
I'm proud of him.
I'm very proud of him.
All right.
All right, what is this?
Well, hold on.
What is hold?
What is you're welcome, bro?
Thank me later.
What is this?
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
You want to be in our video?
Oh, okay.
Do like a post for the video or something what the fuck are you joking that's cool That's a ladyboy, man.
That's a man, baby.
That's a man, baby.
Showing off some twink man ass.
That's a man, baby.
Get this fucking shit out of here for Christ's sake, man.
What is this?
Hold on.
What is this?
Let me replay this one.
Like this episode.
Fuck Fiesta 2019.
Hey, I'm trying to talk about it.
I'm trying, but look at what I've been bombarded with, dude.
Look at what I've been bombarded with.
For Christ's sake, man, I need some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
I need some more beer, man.
Good God!
I mean, what kind of an episode 46 is this, dude?
I'm not even joking around.
You guys are fruiting up worse than a box of fruit loops, man.
I mean, good God.
You people are really sick in the head, man.
You know that?
I've got a really sick audience, and it's pretty freaking sad, man.
I got a really sick-ass audience.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
What is this?
Fiesta Grande, the act of performing hot, sweaty intercourse with a rotund Mexican chica who has been infected with every STD.
Inserting the nails of X penis into the nacho cheese-filled whiskey.
What?
What kind of sicko-perverted garbage are you talking about?
I mean, are you shitting me?
Oh my god.
I'm sick, man.
I'm so sick.
What a sick-ass show.
You know what I mean?
What a sick-ass fucking show this has turned out to be, for Christ's sake, man.
You people are so goddamn fruity, you're smelling up my goddamn show like butt crack.
I'm not even joking like ripe ass.
It's what it smells like in here, for Christ's sake.
Ripe, dirty ass, because of you people.
give me my beer and look at this asshole for two bucks Thanks for the fapping material, huh?
Thanks for the pepperoni.
This is really good.
Promise.
You know what, Dark Me Magician Girl?
I should just let you fucking just, you know, be shit out of luck.
But this is the last one, man.
You know, and if it's something sick, I'm ending the broadcast and you can blame that stupid broad, alright?
I'm not even joking.
All right?
What the fuck?
Hold on.
What is this shit?
Hold on.
What is this?
True capitalist puppet theater.
Ghost from True Capitalist Radio, get a helmo.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
I'm sick of your business.
You son of a bitch.
You son of a bitch!
That's not funny!
That's not funny, you pieces of crap!
That's not funny!
And why does my puppet have a Hitler stash?
Why does the puppet have a Hitler stash?
You piece of crap!
God damn you, navy husky!
God damn you to hell!
God damn your ass!
Why does my puppet have a Hitler stash?
Hey, look at these things.
Look at him!
They're laughing at me!
You son of a bitch, man!
Give me the mic!
Let me tell you something, you sorry sasha crap!
I'm not a freaking ambo!
I'm not.
Get the shit out of here.
Get it out of here, for Christ's sake, man.
There's nothing funny about that, for Christ's sake, man.
And why does my puppet have a Hitler stash?
Why did my fucking puppet have a Hitler stash, man?
I don't, I don't, you know, was that fucking Kadoo?
Was that Kadu?
Fuck you, Kadoo.
All right, you piece of crap.
give me my beer somebody somebody just donated for two bucks Can we just get to radio graffiti already?
Are you kidding me?
I buy that.
Are you kidding me?
Kadoo made a musical out of the show along with the puppet show.
Oh, fucking show.
Dueling cans?
Dueling cans?
You know, I thought after what you sons of bitches did on the Saturday Night Troll Show, man, I thought that you would have ran out of steam by now, man.
But no, look at this shit.
I mean, look at what you've done to episode 46 of the ghost show, man.
I wanted to talk about the money-making scheme that the city of fucking San Antonio government is pulling on the people.
Racist Liberal Fiesta00:04:10
And I'm talking about this fucking Fiesta.
That's what I'm trying to do, man.
But you people won't let me do it.
You people won't let me do it.
And you want to know why I say it's racist?
Let me show you why I say San Antonio Fiesta is racist, okay?
Fiesta is the only time of the year where white liberals in San Antonio can make fun of Mexicans in physical attire.
Do you understand that?
It's the only time of the year where these white liberals in San Antonio can dress up like some drunkard Mexican sitting next to a goddamn cactus drinking some goddamn tequila.
All right?
And you want me to show you?
You want me to show you the racism?
Huh?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
You want me to show you the racism that these liberals, these quote-unquote liberals in San Antonio are doing on Fiesta?
Let me show you, okay?
This is what these liberals, these white liberals do during Fiesta.
You know the Mexican sombrero, right?
Huh?
How many times have you ever seen a white person wear a sombrero unless they're mocking the Mexican race on Cinco de Mayo or some other occasion of the like?
Huh?
Well, let me show you.
Let me show you how far these racist liberals in San Antonio celebrate Fiesta with the fucking sombrero on their heads, all right?
What is this?
If the liberals are pretending to be Mexican, can we deport them?
You know what?
That's a very good point.
Maybe we should, you know, deport these pieces of crap.
All right.
Now, I want you all to see what these white liberals in this town do during Fiesta, which is happening right now, which I am going to continue to say is a racist money-making scheme for the city of San Antonio government.
All right?
Now, go ahead and give me the PC shot because I want to show you sons of bitches this.
All right.
Let me show you these white liberals that voted for Obama, that are supposed to be Democrats, that are supposed to be protecting people of color, that back up all this stupid liberal garbage.
All right, take a look at it.
All right, put it on the screen, engineer.
Look at this.
Huh?
Look at these white liberals, huh?
Celebrating Fiesta!
Oh, there's nothing racist about that, right?
There's nothing racist about that.
It's just a, you know, we're having sombreros and piñatas on our heads, huh?
How do you like that here?
Here, let's continue.
This is what's happening at Fiesta.
And look at these two gay.
Oh, and that's right.
That's right.
You can't have any opinion about the LGBTQ in San Antonio because if you do, you can't do business with the San Antonio government or you cannot run for city office in San Antonio.
Can you believe that?
If you have any kind of adverse opinion of the LGBTQ, you can't run for office in San Antonio and you can't do business with the San Antonio government.
That's why San Antonio rejected Chick-fil-A.
Y'all remember that?
They rejected Chick-fil-A to be in their shitty airport because, ah, you have an opinion that's against the LGBTQ.
And some fruity-ass four-eyed bastard named Diego Bernal and Julian Castro were the two sons of bitches that passed that initiative in this municipality.
So, look, you know, I can't have an opinion about the LGBTQ in San Antonio, but look at these two gay guys.
They can act like a bunch of racist liberal pieces of trash.
Do you understand me?
This is what's happening.
This is why I'm trying to tell you all: don't visit San Antonio.
These people are closet racist bastards, and it's sad.
And the citizens of San Antonio are being exploited to the fucking hilt.
Exposing Liberal Hypocrisy00:12:04
All right, what is this?
What?
Look, look at this picture, please.
I'm not looking at any picture, especially for three bucks.
All right, all right.
I'm not looking at your picture.
What the hell's your name?
What the hell's your name?
Look at this picture, please.
You go shove it up your ass.
All right, I'm not joking.
Look at this.
Look, look at it.
Look at these white people.
Oh, yeah.
There's nothing racist about wearing a sombrero with a freaking ukulele.
You know what I mean?
What is this?
Hold on.
What is this, the scat man?
What do you want?
Ghost is just mad that all of San Antonio can play guest of the minority and he can't anymore.
Wham, wham.
Shut up, asshole.
Shut up.
I'm trying to show the racism behind this fiesta in San Antonio.
It's the only time of the year where white people can make fun of Mexicans in physical attire.
I mean, look at this.
Look at these people.
Look at this.
I mean, if you go downtown right now, this week, during freaking San Antonio Fiesta, you're going to see a crop of white people dressed up like this, man.
All right.
What is this?
What is this?
Phil Fat Selmo.
Shut up a bitch, man.
Stop donating this.
I'm not joking.
Y'all are going to waste your money.
You keep this shit up.
I'm not even kidding around.
You're going to waste your goddamn money.
What the fuck is this?
What?
Hold on.
Hold on.
What is this?
Good God.
Is this a freaking Panther remix with me?
Magma Delado.
God damn it, you son of a bitch.
I'm sick of that.
Don't get it.
Son of a bitch.
Son of a bitch.
He rips me off.
He rips me off all my hands.
This is not funny.
He ripped me off.
Hey, Alex, stop.
You ripped me off.
Oh, my God.
Don't you dare try to take away my throaty.
You son of a bitch.
Get this crap out of it.
Get out.
For Christ's sake, man.
I've had enough.
I've had enough of the chat, man.
I've had enough, man.
I'm not even joking.
I've had enough, man.
I've had enough.
I'm trying to show you the blatant racism by these freaking white liberals, man.
Fiesta time is the only time that these white liberals can wear Mexican sombreros and act like a complete jerk off about it, for Christ's sake, all right?
And shut up in the chat room.
That's not funny, man.
Do you understand that?
Shut up in the chat room!
That's not funny!
Son of a bitch.
Let's keep looking at the racism of Fiesta!
San Antonio!
Let's look at the racism of Fiesta!
Look at this.
Look at this.
Look at this crap.
You see this?
This is just, this is a joke.
This is a joke.
But if you go downtown San Antonio right now, you're going to see a bunch of so-called white liberals out here.
Hey, look at my sombrero.
Orale.
I'm going to have myself a Pala tequila and I need a cactus.
Yay!
Look at it.
Yay! Yay! Yay!
Jesus Christ, look at this.
Look at this crap.
Look at this garbage.
What is this?
What ghost has become?
And some idiot for $2 saying, I'm not going to say that N-word daddy.
I don't understand what the hell that means.
And I haven't had enough.
I've had enough, asshole.
I've had enough of this crap.
I'm trying to talk about this San Antonio City government scheme, this racist scheme called Fiesta.
But you son of a bitches won't even let me do it, man.
You guys have just been pieces of crap to me all goddamn night.
All goddamn night, for Christ's sake.
All goddamn night.
What the hell is this?
What is this?
What ghost used to be?
What the hell is this?
What do you want, Scatman?
Last week, you were bragging about how much of a badass you are.
And now a couple days later, you're here bitching like a liberal STS.
Hey, wait, I'm not.
I'm talking against the liberals.
I'm exposing the liberal hypocrisy, Scatman, you stupid idiot.
I'm exposing the liberal hypocrisy.
Don't sit here and call me a social justice warrior, you piece of garbage.
All right?
I'm not a goddamn social justice warrior.
All right?
You son of a bitch.
I'm a capitalist.
And I deserve the respect accorded that goddamn title.
I'm not a damn social justice warrior.
I'm exposing the hypocrisy of the liberals.
I'm exposing the hypocrisy of these goddamn liberals in this town.
That's what I'm doing, you son of a bitch.
And what is this?
This is a video that was requested by somebody that said, what ghost has become.
What the fuck have I become?
What is this?
By Bim Jean.
And I've been collecting this.
This is one of the first things I ever had.
Cost me a lot.
I had to trade.
Never mind.
I tell you what.
What I've become?
Hold on, wait a second.
I forgot something.
Are you shitting?
Jim Bean here.
You think I'm a fucking drunk?
It's okay.
You think I'm a piss myself drunk?
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to James Leahy's Liquor Stories.
Today we're going to talk about Bim Jean.
It's 100-month-old.
Bourbon.
Bourbon is one of the most incredible drinks that you have.
Hello.
Yeah.
I certainly will.
Are you insinuating that I'm some kind of an old drunk that can't even smoke it?
Take 11.
Fuck the pipe.
Oh, my God.
This is what you've been.
I am not liked this.
I am not this bad of a fucking drunk.
Shut up.
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
This is not what I become, you assholes.
And shut up in the chat.
This is not what I become.
Shut up in the chat.
Good day, ladies and gentlemen.
This is seriously with liquor stores.
All right, get this drunk out of here for Christ.
This is a drunkard for Christ's sake.
Press J if Ghost is an SJW.
I'm not an SJW, you asshole.
All right?
I'm just telling everybody that the liberals and the Democrats in the San Antonio area are a bunch of closet racists.
You understand that?
That's what I'm saying.
It's a bunch of closet racists.
But you people are too small-minded.
You people are too damn ignorant to understand that because you're a bunch of fucking internet people that don't know shit from Shinola.
All right.
Give me my drink.
You know what?
You want me to get like that?
Give me another shot.
I need another fucking shot.
I need another fucking shot of some Johnny Walker balloon label.
Oh, yeah.
Give me my fucking, get this shit out of here, for Christ's sake.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Not that big of a goddamn shot.
I don't need that big of a goddamn shot for Christ's sake.
Good God.
But you know what?
I want to get drunk and I want to get drunk fast, man, because you sons of bitches.
Have you all seen what you did to me on episode 46?
For Christ's sake, man.
I wanted to talk about Fiesta and how it's a racist money-making scheme for this crappy ass city.
And like I said, don't come to San Antonio.
Do not visit.
All right, this place sucks.
All right.
This is Newark, Jersey with fucking margaritas.
That's what this town is about.
It's not worth coming here.
It's a garbage hole.
And that's all there is to it.
All right.
Do not visit San Antonio.
It's a bunch of crap.
And by the way, I got this big ass shot, bigger than I anticipated.
I want to say cheers to TN Apostle.
I want to say cheers to M Cook, baby.
All right.
And people are saying move back to Austin.
I'm considering it, but to be honest with you, I'm thinking about moving to the country.
I'm thinking about moving to the country.
Gonna eat me a lot of peaches.
Moving to the country, gonna eat me a lot of people.
I want to move into the hill country or something, man.
I want to be away from people, man, because people are, I'm starting to realize they ruin everything.
This is why we can't have nice things because, you know, they ruin everything.
People ruin everything.
All right.
Me socks.
I mean, stop donating 12 bucks, man.
All right.
Seriously, stop doing it.
All right.
I'm not kidding around, man.
Jesus Christ.
What is this?
Hold on.
Bright meme wizard man.
Dark meme magician girl and Jackler.
You are the failest trolls on the internet has ever seen, Jackler.
Go see a dentist and get your teeth fixed.
Dark meme, go back to the kitchen where you belong.
All right, all right, that's enough.
All right, we get it for two bucks.
Anyway, I want to say cheers once again to TN Apostle and M. Cook.
And I want to say cheers to everybody that actually gives a crap about this show.
I want to say cheers to you, and I'm sorry.
I'm sorry that I am being bombarded by nothing but a bunch of troll terrorists, man.
But I want to do this show, man.
You know, I thought at some point that these people would get tired of doing this.
And they would stop, you know, doing all these trolling and shit.
And I could start doing my show again.
It hasn't happened, dude.
It hasn't happened.
Jesus Christ.
You're making me belch.
Anyway, I want to say cheers.
I want to say cheers to once again, TN Apostle M. Cook, Eastern Time.
I know he donates a pretty good chunk, man.
And who else does?
You know, all you people, man.
Cheers, baby.
The people that respect me.
The people that give me respect, man.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
All right.
Good stuff.
Good stuff.
It's smooth, baby.
I love scotch.
It's smooth, baby.
It's smooth, baby.
All right.
And everybody, just shut up.
Shut up about me being a social justice warrior.
Okay.
I just care about the people.
All right.
I don't care what race they are.
I care about people that are being taken advantage of.
I mean, look, y'all condone this?
Do you condone that?
Look at these white people in sombreros.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Do you all condone this?
Corrupt City Money Scheme00:15:56
This is fiesta.
Look at that.
This is fiesta.
Look at that.
Y'all condone this crap?
Y'all condone this?
Look at that.
Y'all condone this garbage?
I mean, look at this.
I'm not joking.
I mean, look at that.
Y'all condone this crap?
Look at this crap.
Look at this.
Now, these are two gay, you know, fat femmes.
I mean, you can tell by the way they're freaking, you know, standing.
I mean, look at this.
This is just, this is a joke.
This is an utter joke.
Now, why do I bring this up?
I mean, look at this guy.
Look at this guy.
Huh?
Look at me.
I've got the biggest sombrero, huh?
My sombrero is bigger than yours.
Yeah.
Huh?
Look at this big sombrero, huh?
Ha, yeah.
I make fun of Mexicans.
It's not a big deal because it's fiesta.
It's fiesta.
What the hell is this?
This guy can't even wear his sombrero.
He's got to put it on his freaking hand for Christ's sake.
Look at that.
Ah, Fiesta.
This is what's happening right now, man.
It's a joke.
It's an utter goddamn joke for Christ's sake.
And of course, do any of you people care?
No, you don't.
No, you goddamn don't.
Now, the reason I'm making such a big deal about this, folks, is because the city of San Antonio sanctions this fiesta and they get paid off everything.
Like I said, they get paid on the booths that people are out there, individuals, like people like yourself, people like myself that want to make some extra money during the fiesta.
If you want to rent a booth out there and sell chicken on a stick or a fajita taco or a hamburger, you got to pay over $10,000.
$10,000 so that you can get yourself a booth out there, okay?
And moreover, folks, the only people that are able to sell alcohol at Fiesta, just take a guess.
Who are the sanctioned group that are able to sell alcohol at Fiesta?
The San Antonio City government.
Any booth that's out there that sells beer, because it's mostly beer.
You're not going to see too much other alcoholic beverages.
But the city of San Antonio, the government, are the ones selling all the beer out here in Fiesta.
And I want to tell you something.
These people in this town, they save all year to go to this damn stupid, silly ass Fiesta.
They save all fucking year.
They save like two or three grand so they can go out there and burn on $15 tacos and $12 burgers and all this other crap, right?
And guess what?
The city is the exclusive vendor.
The city of San Antonio, the government is the exclusive vendor of the beer that's being dispensed out there.
Now, why am I making this a point?
Because the city of San Antonio is making lots of money on beer, okay?
Johnny Walker Capitalist, thank you very much for the two bucks.
And yeah, I'm going to keep on capitalizing, baby.
Thank you.
Now, I want to say something, okay?
Now, I want to say something right now.
Why does the city of San Antonio sell beer in copious amounts with the intention of having a festival-like activity in Fiesta?
And they're selling all this alcohol to San Antonio citizens.
And guess what?
You know what they're doing?
You know what they're doing?
Trump was an inside job.
The city of San Antonio put mind control drugs inside Ghostler.
Shut up, idiot.
All right.
Let me explain something to you.
You want to know what the city is doing when they're getting, and look, they're making all the beer money.
The city of San Antonio government is making all the beer money during Fiesta.
And guess what they're having the San Antonio police do?
They're having the San Antonio police literally have DUI checkpoints surrounding the perimeter of all of Fiesta.
And take a look at this.
Look, I want to show you.
This is what's happening.
Look at this.
All right.
San Antonio police cracking down on DUIs during Fiesta when it's the fucking city getting these people drunk.
The city is profiting off of selling all these poor people beer.
And then they've got a perimeter around the whole goddamn city around the Fiesta to bust people.
All right.
To bust them so that they can, you know, be caught with a DUI.
All right.
Now, one thing I want to say to you folks is that out here in San Antonio, if you get a DUI, if you get a DUI, it's going to cost you at least $5,000, maybe $6,000 to make it go away.
All right.
And that's your first DUI.
Like, you know, if you have your first DUI, you're going to have to pay at least $5,000 to make that go away.
Okay.
So let me explain something to you.
Okay.
Now, according to this report that I just showed you, that in 2018, there were almost 230 arrests for DUI during Fiesta, which is a week-long little event, okay?
All right.
Now, I'm not joking.
All right.
Now, look, let's do the math on this.
Put the PC shot up.
Put the PC shut up.
Now, let's just do the math here.
All right.
230 arrests for DUI.
You times that by $5,000 on average to pay the city to make it go away so your fucking license won't get suspended.
Take a look at how much money they made in 2018 during Fiesta.
Look at that.
Huh?
$1.1 fucking million dollars off of exploiting the city.
Do you understand that it was the city that made these people drunk?
The city is pouring these people's beer.
The city is collecting all the money on the beer in San Antonio on top of the food booths and everything else.
And then they get these people drunk.
All right.
They have a perimeter.
Look, here it is.
Here's the perimeter.
Look at it.
San Antonio police cracking down on DUIs.
They have a perimeter around the whole goddamn Fiesta.
All right.
And this is what they're doing.
This is a money-making scheme.
Yeah, shut up, boring social justice.
Yeah, shut your mouth.
All right, shut your mouth.
This is a corrupt city that is literally trying to just juice the citizens.
That's why this city hasn't gone anywhere.
All right, this city sucks.
That's why the number one revenue generating money in the city, the number one money revenue generation is tourism.
Tourism is the big industry in this fucking shitbag town.
And that's why I'm telling each and every one of you, do not visit this town.
Do not support this town.
As a matter of fact, if you do, why don't you take a look at how much taxes, city taxes you're paying for your hotel.
Huh?
Why don't you go take a look at how much city taxes you're paying for your hotel?
I'm not joking around, folks.
I mean, this city is a joke.
This city literally exploits the people to the fullest extent.
And I think this city sucks.
And let me tell you something, man.
You can blame Julian Castro.
You can blame Diego Bernal.
You can blame this stupid Fruit Bowl mayor that's in charge now.
What is his name?
Nuremberg?
Nuremberg?
This son of a bitch Nuremberg is allowing migrants to come in.
You know that we've had an influx of like 5,000 migrants within the past six months because this asshole Nuremberg, this stupid dumb jerk off mayor, is just like, oh, we have to take care of them, you know?
Even though we have an impoverished situation amongst the people of San Antonio as it is, this son of a bitch thinks, oh, no, we should really take care of the immigrants.
They're more important.
Yeah.
I mean, do you understand what I'm trying to say, folks?
All right.
Do you understand what I'm trying to say?
I mean, this is a disgrace.
This is an utter disgrace.
And I cannot believe that you people are taking this lightly.
And that's why I'm telling you, San Antonio sucks.
And this whole goddamn Fiesta garbage is nothing more than a racist money-making scheme for this crappy ass city.
And oh yeah, by the way, this city, even though it claims that it's clamping down on DUIs, even though they claim that it's clamping down on all this garbage, did you know how much alcohol sales were for this city?
Let me tell you, you know, the only thing to do in this city is to own a bar or own a restaurant because there's nothing but a bunch of fat drunks in this town and this city knows it.
Instead of trying to help the goddamn citizens of this city, this damn stupid, dumbass city government is trying to induce delinquency of its own citizens, and it makes me fucking sick.
All right?
I'm not even joking around.
You know how much money was made in alcohol sales in the month of February?
And February is a short month, okay?
What is this?
I'm live streaming now.
Come to my channel, Ghost, if you got balls big.
Oh, yeah, you want me to come to your channel?
Hold on, hold on.
I'm talking about San Antonio right now, you ice Poseidon autist son of a bitch.
All right?
Now, that's why I'm telling each and every one of you out there, do not visit this city.
Do not condone this city.
This city sucks.
This city is a piece of crap.
And the only people that are prominent in this city, okay, are bureaucrats.
Municipal bureaucrats.
Totally agree with you on the police scam ghost.
My city had an ICE festival back in February and arrested me for using a public restroom past 11 p.m.
And I was criminal trespassing and charged me for having alcohol.
Oh, my God.
That's horrible, man.
Big scam.
Hey, Simulator Player23, that's horrible, man.
But that's what we, as people, need to amplify.
We need to make sure that everybody knows this.
And I'm not joking, man.
I'm trying to get the hell out of this city.
As a matter of fact, I'm going to close the businesses that I have in this city because I refuse to pay sales tax to this piece of crap, corrupt municipal government.
This is a corrupt municipal government, and I'm tired of paying sales tax to these pieces of crap.
Don't come to this city.
This city sucks.
San Antonio sucks, and the city government sucks.
And that's why I hope, I sincerely hope that Brockhaus, who is running against this asshole Nuremberg, I hope Brockhouse wins.
But even if Brockhouse wins the mayorship, the city council is still going to be a fruit bowl leftist bunch of garbage.
I mean, why in the hell would the city of San Antonio deny Chick-fil-A to have a place in its precious shitbag airport?
All right.
Why?
Because, look, you people don't care.
I'm just trying to tell you people, man, don't come to San Antonio.
San Antonio sucks.
All right.
The fucking city sucks.
Everything's the fucking mud hole that they call a river walk sucks.
All right.
The $20 downtown of Margarita, they suck.
Everything sucks, man.
I care about the people of San Antonio, unlike all these sons of bitches that are exploiting these people.
I care about these people.
You want to know why?
Because they're hardworking people out here just trying to make a living.
And you've got the city of San Antonio juicing the hell out of these poor folk.
And it's sick and it's disgusting.
And I'm telling you, I'm selling my businesses.
I'm getting the hell out of here.
You give me till this summer.
All right.
Give me till this summer.
I'm getting the fuck out of here.
Fuck San Antonio.
Fuck Julian Castro and his twin brother Joaquin.
Fuck that asshole Diego Bernal.
Fuck Henry Cisneros.
Fuck the San Antonio City Council.
And fuck Nuremberg.
Mayor Nuremberg.
Fuck all you people.
You people are a bunch of soulless bureaucrats that should be thrown in jail.
All right.
You're a bunch of soulless bureaucrats that should be thrown in jail is what I'm thinking.
All right.
Give me a fucking break.
me my fucking beer.
I need some more beer for Christ's sake.
And look at these people in the chat room.
Look at it.
They have no fucking respect.
They have no care in the world.
Do you understand that this is a government ran for the people and by the people?
And so long as I've got my First Amendment, I'm going to use and abuse my freedom of speech as long as I can, I can still do it.
As long as I'm not having a van come over here and take me away because I'm expressing my disdain for the open bureaucratic corruption that's happening on a municipal, possible state and federal level for Christ's sake, man.
All right?
Oh, God.
Give me my goddamn.
I need some more beer for Christ's sake.
All right.
I need some more beer.
I need some more beer, man.
For Christ's sake, man.
I'm a man of the people.
Do you understand that?
I'm a man of the people and I care about the people.
I care about the people, man.
Give me a goddamn break.
Do you know how much money in alcohol sales San Antonio generated in the month of February?
The month of February of this year.
Do you know how much alcohol sales San Antonio generated?
$58 million.
$58 million in alcohol sales for the month of February.
And you don't think the city knows that?
That's why these fucking assholes are the ones in charge selling the beer and getting everybody drunk at Fiesta so that these sons of bitches can get DUIs.
I mean, it's a double whammy.
Jesus Christ.
And I'm telling you, man, Fiesta is a racist money-making scheme for the government of San Antonio, Texas.
All right.
And yeah, you know what?
Somebody in the chat room said, yes, I'm the king of Mexicans.
You're damn right.
I said that a long time ago.
All right.
I am now the king of Mexicans, for Christ's sake, all right?
I am now the king of Mexicans.
And that's why I don't even like to go out in this town anymore, aside from possibly getting busted by a DUI by a cop.
I mean, you go to a bar in this town, you might get shot in the face.
All right?
I'm not even joking.
You might get shot in the face for gawking at some dude's chick or stepping on some dude's kicks or looking at some dude wrong.
I'm not even joking around, man.
This is a dangerous ass city.
Meanwhile, while these damn cops are out here exploiting the DUI situation from Fiesta, you've got a bunch of fucking criminals out here that are burglarizing, that are terrorizing, that are bum rush.
I mean, there's fucking home invasions every fucking day in this town.
Dangerous Ass City00:16:04
You know what I mean?
It's a joke.
It's a fucking joke.
And you know what?
The San Antonio Police Department are the most well-funded police departments in the country.
You know how much money annually is given to the San Antonio Police Department?
Over a billion three every fucking year.
A billion three.
So, you know, it is what it is.
And you know what?
Hey, Han Hanzo, you fat fucking piece of fucking crap neckbeard loser.
Don't be sitting over here telling me I'm boring, all right?
Why don't you go fucking eat, you fat fuck?
Don't but sit over here and tell me I'm boring, you fucking piece of crap.
I'm telling the truth!
You understand that?
The truth!
Fucking tell me that I'm some fucking boring piece of crap.
And screw you, scat man.
You like fucking licking dirty assholes.
Screw you.
All right?
You're my freaking goddamn beer.
Don't come to San Antonio.
Don't visit San Antonio, all right?
It's a piece of crap.
And the less people that visit San Antonio, the worse the city government will have.
The worse the city government will have, huh?
All right, I've had enough.
You know, you son of a bitches in the chat room.
I'm looking at you people.
You people are fucking pieces of crap.
Hey, teddy bear.
Why don't you read the fucking city goddamn government, you fucking idiot?
Why don't you read the city budget?
You see, I'm a taxpayer.
I pay sales tax.
Unlike you, you just sit there and just, you know, go to mommy and hey, mammy, can you buy me?
I pay taxes.
I'm in the game, pal.
I own businesses in this shitbag city.
Fucking idiot.
I'm telling you.
And you all, all of you people that are bored, then get the fuck out of here.
If you're bored, then get out of here.
You're a piece of trash.
I spit on you.
I spit on you fucking people that are out.
I'm bored.
I fucking spit on you people.
All right.
I spit on all of you.
Boring snooze.
I spit in your face, asshole.
And I spit in everybody else's face that are out here saying that this is boring, you piece of crap.
Just sit there and shut up and just like it and eat it, you asshole.
Eat it!
And what the hell is this?
Z-Z-Z?
What is this?
A fucking emoji?
Huh?
Is this a fucking emoji?
What the fuck is this?
I got to screw you with this goddamn emoji, man.
Screw you!
I'd buy that.
Oh, you fucking piece of crap!
Big piece of crap!
Screw all of you!
Screw all of you, man!
I'd buy that!
What?
AGAIN!
AGAIN!
SON OF A FITH!
DESTROY YOU!
DESTROY YOU, MAN!
What is this?
Spit in my mouth!
What the hell are you all talking about?
Spit in my mouth, you sick son of a bitch!
You're sick!
Any way you can cut the length of the show?
It's hard to watch 15 to 20 hours of Pure Tard and I'm going to be able to do it.
Don't shove it up your ass, alright?
You sit there and liking and eat it, you son of a bitch!
Eat it!
Eat it!
I'd buy that for a dollar!
Are you fucking kidding me with this fucking Z-Z-Z emoji, man?
Shove that Z-Z emoji up your ass, man!
I'd buy that for a dollar!
You son of a God!
Son of a bitch!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up, man!
Shut the fuck up with that stupid emoji, man!
Shut up!
Shut up, man!
I'll fucking spit in your face!
I spit in your goddamn ugly pop mark-ritten, four-eyed, red-headed, freckled face!
I spit in your face!
I'd buy that for a dollar!
You son of a bitch!
Shut up!
Shut up!
God!
Shut up!
Shut up, man!
Shut up with the fucking Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-ZZ.
Shut up!
All of you, just shut your stupid mouth.
I'm warning you, man.
I'm fucking warning you, man.
You pissed me off.
No radio graffiti today.
How you like that, huh?
How you like that, huh?
How do you like that, huh?
You fucking keep this up, man.
No fucking radio graffiti for you, stupid internet people, pieces of garbage, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, y'all are going to sleep, huh?
Huh?
Well, eat this!
Eat this!
It's your fucking wet dream!
He did it!
He did it!
Son of a bitch!
Yes!
Christ!
Give me my fucking beer, man.
Shut up in the fucking chat room.
I'm not joking with you, man.
Shut your fucking mouth in the chat room, or I'm getting out of here.
And you can thank your stupid selves for this crap, man.
I'm not even joking.
You shut up, or I'm getting out of here.
You son of a bitch.
You guys are a bunch of sons of bitches, man.
Then do it, bitch.
You fucking asshole.
I've got your bitch.
Do you understand me?
I've got your bitch.
You know what?
I've had enough, man.
I gotta break out the devil's fucking lettuce, man.
I gotta break out the wacky tobacco, the weed, the moto, the goddamn marijuana, the poo smoke.
Buy!
Buy!
Don't tell me, buy!
Nobody tells me what to do!
And everybody who listens to me knows that, man!
Nobody tells me what to do!
Where's the fucking smoke, man?
Give me my drink.
Fuck off already, you son of a bitch.
I can fucking fuck you, man.
Empty threats, no balls.
Hashtag bitch, you fucking son of a bitch.
I've got your bitch.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Ghost quill better than Nike?
Fuck you.
All right, just fuck you.
Shove it up, your ass.
All right, go shove it up your ass.
Nobody tells me what to do.
All right?
How much to quit the show?
How much?
Fuck you.
All right, shut up.
I quit when I want to quit.
I'm a man, baby.
And I'll quit when I want to quit.
It's called the ghost show.
It's my show.
Are you going to smoke yourself retarded again liberal?
I'm not a fucking liberal asshole.
All right.
I'm not a goddamn liberal, you piece of garbage.
All right?
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Give me my fucking pipe, man.
Give me my goddamn pipe so I could smoke the devil's lettuce, the wacky tobacco, the marijuana, the mota, the indo, the chronic, the poo smoke.
All right, here's my freaking pipe right here, for Christ's sake, all right?
All right, I need some freaking weed.
And what is this here?
I got some, I got some fucking got some fucking purple kush, baby.
Huh, you like that?
I told you, I got a pretty good dealer, man.
He's a Mexican kid that sells candy apples on the corner, and he knows where to get the medical grade stuff, baby.
Woo!
Woo!
Oh my god.
And the only reason that I'm smoking this is because of you pieces of crap.
I mean, I got to get intoxicated by several different intoxicants just so I can pallet you fucking morons.
All right?
Let me load this.
Let me load this so I can smoke it.
And all of you shut up in the chat room.
I'm tired of it.
I'm tired of watching you.
I'm tired of watching your flap your fat fucking Dorito stained fingers on the keyboard.
Do you understand, you pop-tart crumb-having sons of bitches?
I'm tired of you, man.
I'm tired of you, man.
Give me one more fucking beer drink, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
C empty threats always cries about leaving.
Never does.
Hey, that's all I left on the troll show.
Get to radio graffiti, bitch.
You keep calling me a bitch.
I ain't gonna get the shit, all right?
And you know what?
I've got your bitch.
I've got your goddamn bitch.
Here, let me pull out some more.
I'm fucking, I'm pulling open the bud here.
Listen, listen to this, bud.
Listen, you hear that?
Huh?
Keep broadcasting, bitch.
Silly jester.
I'm not your goddamn jester.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
DEA tip line.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
I'm not, you're a son of a bitch.
You know that?
You're a son of a bitch for doing that, man.
All right.
I'm just smoking a little reefer.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
I'm smoking this.
All right.
You might smoke.
Oh yeah.
Dance for a smog.
Fuck you, man.
I'm not a monkey, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
When you smoke, I suggest you replace your crappy bit lighter with an eagle torch.
Only seven or eight dollars, refillable with butane, compact, and seriously easy torch.
I'm not a crack smoker.
I use my eagle torch to light candles and incense all the time.
I'm not a crack addict.
I'm not trying to smoke crack.
Clever screen.
God, I wish smoking weed caused cancer.
Fuck you, man.
Don't you dare.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Let's hear you, OD.
Did you see these fucking people that listen to me, man?
They want me fucking dead, man.
They want me fucking dead.
you people are sick man I'm not even you people are fucking sick You people are sick, dude.
I mean, what kind of fans are you?
I thought you were my fans.
I thought you were my friends, dude.
You know what I mean?
But you want me fucking dead.
I don't get it, man.
Oh, you want me to unban Seriously Samsung?
All right, I'll tell you what.
I'll unban Seriously Samsung.
Somebody donate a $50 bill right now.
I'll do it, alright?
Because that guy's a son of a bitch and he makes me sick.
All right, he makes me sick.
This son of a bitch was trying to post doxes on my chat room, all right?
So go fuck yourself, all right?
Let's see if, seriously, Samsung has any friends that really give a shit about him because he's a piece of crap.
Hold on, hold on, I got a hold of it.
I gotta let it hit the brain, dude.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Press S to destroy Ghost's lung.
I mean, look at this.
Serious.
Oh, get the hell.
Press S and just shut up.
I'm not unbanning that son of a bitch.
Just shut up, all right?
And type Z in the chat if you're bored.
All right, well, you know what?
If you're bored, suck it, all right?
How about that?
You just sit there and suck it and like it and eat it.
How about that, you son of a bitch?
Eat it!
Eat it, you son of a bitch.
Oh, my God.
Oh, Christ.
You sons of bitches are making me belch.
oh my god hold on wait a minute Ice Poseidon's on.
Hold on, hold on.
I gotta see this.
What is this?
I gotta see this.
Are they gonna show you're an Iron Man?
Hold on.
He was.
Oh, look at Ice Poseidon, man.
What is this?
Is this fucking RuneScape?
Is this what this dude's doing now, dude?
Have them give you one bill for a smaller one.
Oh, my God.
Oh, Christ, man.
Look at it.
Look at this.
2,500 Andy over here, man.
Oh, my God.
Poor Ice.
Oh, hey, Ice Poseidon, man.
Come on over here to San Antonio.
I'll give you a place to live.
Give you a place to live there, uh, Ice Poseidon, all right?
Come on down here, I'll give you a place to live.
I mean, you sorry, sack of crap.
Hey, dude, you know, I don't want to do any more of the LA stuff, dude.
You know what I'm doing, dude?
I'm just gonna play sit here and play RuneScape, dude.
I just want to be a sitting Andy, dude.
That's all I want to do, dude.
I just want to be sitting Andy, dude.
I just want to be this stupid son of a bitch that's out here.
Yeah, dude, I'm a sitting Andy, dude.
That's what I'm doing, dude.
And look, I'm texting my gay, I'm texting my Coke dealer, dude.
Yeah, dude, Gary, shut up.
These aren't even bots.
This is just some guy's.
I mean, what?
I mean, you know, I used to watch this dude.
I used to watch this dude and he's turned into a complete fucking basket case autistic.
You know that?
And it's just completely sad.
It's completely sad.
Yeah, that was a whole lot of money.
That this son of a bitch.
Hold on.
What is this?
What is this?
Why do other streams in LA don't need a permit?
ICE has said, shut up.
He's 2-5 Andy.
Y'all remember this seven that's going to have like 12,000 people listening and watching the city of LA.
And then look at him.
Hey, dude, I'm renewing a RuneScape, dude.
You fucking dude.
Fuck it, dude.
I'm over here, dude.
You fucking dude.
Fuck it, dude.
I'm over here, dude.
You fucking dude.
Ice Poseidon Basket Case00:15:42
Come on.
Oh, my God.
All you need to do is come to the bottom.
I mean, this dude, I'm not, this is 2K.
2K Andy, dude.
2K Andy.
Oh, look, there's his chick.
Beautiful.
You know, I almost believe that she's under duress.
You know what I mean?
I almost believe that she's out there like, you know.
$40 if you came and said hi.
Oh, my God.
Look at this dude.
Look at this shit.
You're calling me a sheckle goblin.
Like, hey, dude, you know, don't need $40, dude.
And, you know, have my chick say hi to you, dude.
Fuck it, dude.
I mean, I almost feel like his chick is there under duress.
Okay, tell him to go on fucking Discord.
Oh, my God.
I will.
I am going to do Discord.
This is sad.
What happened to you, Ice Poseidon?
What happened to you, dude?
What is that?
What happened to you, dude?
Oh, yeah.
Let me see this.
Yeah, we got this from the garage.
It's a wheel that we...
Great!
It's a wheel.
We bought it along with a bunch of other people.
Oh, autistic colors.
Yeah.
Whatever, dude.
I got my chicken, dude.
Whatever, dude.
I could be like every other titty shipper, dude.
Hey!
Hey, Paz Holka, somebody don't don't donate to this asshole.
Don't donate to this son of a bitch.
And try to hit on him.
Oh, my God.
Don't donate to this dude, man.
Seriously.
I'm just watching because what happened to Ice Poseidon, dude?
What happened to Ice Poseidon?
Look at this dude.
What is he?
Is he living out of a motel like some crack addict?
I mean, where is he at?
Oh, my God.
This is sad.
You know, y'all are talking garbage about me.
Look at this.
This guy used to have like 12,000 people watching him all the fucking time.
I don't believe that.
Hey, dude, I just want to be a RuneScape, dude.
I want to be like Greek, dude.
You know, I just want to be like Greek, dude.
That's all I want to do, dude.
I just want to be like Greek, dude.
I just be, you know, some fat dude that's just out here and you're playing video games, dude.
That's all I want to do, dude.
It doesn't matter.
We're watching Ice Poseidon, man.
I used to like this guy.
I used to like this guy, man.
Who the fuck is ghost?
No, don't tell him, dude.
Don't tell him I'm talking.
Dude, don't do this, dude.
Don't do this, man.
All right, dude.
Don't, don't, man.
Seriously.
All right.
I'm just paying the dude respect.
He's only got two five.
He's two, five, and 2K Andy.
All right.
He's just 2K Andy.
I'm just saying, I feel bad for Ice, dude.
He's been reduced to fucking playing RuneScape, man.
Let me see.
Edgeville indeed.
Oh, my God.
It's sad, dude.
It's sad.
I feel bad for this dude, man.
That guy is really edgy as fuck on his radio.
He's also a little political.
Well, he knows.
Oh, he knows Ghost.
All the political guys like to.
Oh!
Oh!
I used to, I like this dude.
I liked his streams.
I'm not joking.
I'm not hating you.
You people.
All right.
All right.
You guys are fucking trying to get us into some shit, dude.
You're trying to get us into some shit.
What the hell happened?
Reduced to playing RuneScape?
I mean, there's nothing wrong with playing RuneScape, homie.
What's wrong with you?
RuneScape sucks a cock with it, man.
What are you talking about?
You're better than this, Ice.
Although I don't know anymore, man.
I don't know.
I don't know what skills I'm doing.
If I didn't, I don't know what the fuck I'd be doing, to be honest.
Like, I don't know what hobby I would have at the moment, especially in my time of time.
And why does his text-to-speech sound like some girl?
Disrespectful.
Like some little girl or something, like some brony or something.
You know what I mean?
Do a street.
Oh, shit.
I just dropped my pipe.
The room already begged the hot box and a lot of weed, which I would not want to do.
Shit.
Sitting over here watching Ice beside me over here.
Fucking dropping my pipe, man.
I'm dropping fucking drow over here.
You know, it's not legal in Texas to get this shit.
In the winter, I don't want this shit to go down below 70.
What do you mean below zero?
I don't want this shit going down below.
Give me my freaking cell phone, man.
God fucking damn it.
All right, thank you, dude.
Let me put on the goddamn freaking flashlight.
What the hell happened?
There it is.
Fucking Christ's sake, dude.
Look at all this weed.
And the reason I look at the flashlight is going under my desk.
I don't want my dog to eat it.
I think I've done that before.
I don't want my fucking damage.
I end up not talking that in the stream.
I dabbed.
I didn't shoot that on the stream before.
Oh, my God.
I sat there for like five minutes.
and talk and then I just come on ice Give us a story, dude.
Give us something.
Give us something.
Won't you give us something, dude?
All right, man.
I mean, I'm sorry.
Come on, dude.
Give us the arms in.
Hey, dude, fuck it, dude.
Fuck it, dude.
Give us something, dude.
MK11.
Did MK-11 actually just come out?
No, it didn't.
Is it actually?
I thought that's what I'm saying.
I'm not even joking, man.
Fuck it, dude.
Fuck it, dude.
You know what I mean?
Hey, dude, fuck it, dude.
Actually, I don't think I can get into evil.
Oh, my God.
Give me my smoke.
Man, I just dropped my weed, dude.
I got a fucking vacuum, man, before my fucking dog.
Oh, Templeton comes in here.
I don't want to know.
Oh, if it actually just came out.
Give me my freaking smoke, man.
That's good.
We could actually stream that tomorrow.
I would totally be down for that shit.
I love World Hobby.
Casey, fuck it, dude.
Yeah, we're going over here, dude.
You fucking dude.
You heard it.
It's copyright claim now.
Sad face.
Would love to see it.
Anyway, look, I'm going to get off of here.
Let me just get one more hit of weed.
Well, if that was the case, we're going to get out of here, man.
Ice, dude, you're better than this.
If you need a home or if you need some kind of streamer property or you need something, dude, just holler at me.
I got to go get my.
I'm not joking, man.
You look like you're in bad shape, dude.
You know what I'm saying?
You know, old ghost over here is a capitalist.
I'm down the stream not tomorrow.
How about Sunday?
Come down here to San Jamboneo, Texas, man.
All right?
We just get, we just, every time I lose a fucking match, I take a shot, I think that'd be fun.
Hey, fuck you!
I think that'd be fun.
Fuck you.
You donated that.
I'm flattered, Scoop.
What the fuck?
Where the fuck is Kono?
Who the fuck donated that, man?
Who the fuck donated that, man?
Shut up.
If you know about Zaya, please lead the way.
Stream last three minutes.
Let me tell you something.
I'm the future of fucking my I need some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
All right, let me see who this I need some more beer.
No, don't.
You're telling him to see who it is.
Ah, you fucking guys are trying to make a fucking war for Christ's sake, man.
I'm over here.
I'm broadcasting.
What is his fucking YouTube channel?
Give me my fucking beer.
I do not know what's going on.
Oh, my God.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Now I'm spilling beer all over my goddamn freaking pants for Christ's sake.
And yes, I am the king of Mexicans for Christ's sake.
All right.
Just shut your goddamn pie holes, man.
I just wanted to see what was going on with Ice Poseidon.
I heard Ice Poseidon's in the house, and now you sons of bitches are over there.
And you're trying to make me out to be some kind of a bad guy.
All right.
I'm over here.
I like Ice Poseidon, man.
For Christ's sake, give me my fucking beer for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, can you believe this son of a bitch?
Hey, Ice, are you listening?
He's listening.
He's listening.
Hey, baby, you look like you're taking the Venezuelan diet, baby, all right?
I mean, you understand what I'm saying?
It's a Venezuelan diet.
Eat a cheeseburger, drink some fucking beer like this man right here.
And by the way, I got a 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage, dude.
You know what I'm saying?
So make sure that you don't have your women in the vicinity for Christ's sake, because I'm throwing male dominance around like it ain't crap.
All right?
So I'm just saying, take the women out of the vicinity because they haven't heard a badass like that.
I want to fucking mute my stream when you're talking.
Otherwise, we can't fucking understand what you're saying, homie.
Sorry, I'm drinking beer.
Wait a minute.
No, okay, I'll mute your stream.
Hold on, let me mute his stream.
All right, let me mute his stream.
There, I muted your stream.
Wait a minute.
I can't mute.
If I mute his stream, I'm muting me.
Are you trying to fuck with me here?
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
If I mute my stream.
Listen, what are you doing?
What's up, dude?
Are you trying to play chess or something?
Trying to play chess?
What the fuck is this guy talking about?
Trying to play chess?
Look, I'm a fan of you, dude.
I'm a fan of you.
You're 2K Andy now, man.
I'm just trying to say, come on, you know, cheers, baby.
That's all I'm saying, man.
Hey, you know what?
Fuck Greek.
Fuck all those haters out there.
You're the man.
You're the damn man.
You're 300 Andy, bro.
I'm 300 Andy.
I mean, come on.
Don't hate.
Bruneescape, dog.
Don't hate.
Just play fucking chess.
I'll wipe the floor with your fucking dumb ass.
You're the man.
Why are you hating, dude?
Why are you going to do that?
Just play fucking.
Why are you doing this?
Why are you doing this?
Seriously, dude.
I'm over here.
I'm trying to give you props.
Why are you going to do that?
I mean, you know, why are you going to hate on this son of a bitch over here with a 15 and a half?
Seriously.
I'm over here.
I'm trying to give you props.
Jesus Christ, I need more beer.
I'm talking to Ice Poseidon, bro.
Bro, mute the stream, bro.
I'm talking to Ice Poseidon.
What are you talking about?
Listen.
How about this?
How about this?
Is that better?
All right.
I've muted the stream.
It's AIDS.
Okay, now I'm AIDS.
Okay, great.
Now I'm AIDS.
Now I'm AIDS.
Now I'm fucking AIDS for Christ's sake.
Now I'm digital AIDS.
What the fuck is this guy talking about, man?
I'm just trying to tell you, Ice Poseidon, dude, you're the man.
Don't be intimidated by the goddamn LA life.
LA sucks a cock with it.
All right.
I mean, you know, you've already cut LA lower than a leprechaun's nutsack.
And it's time for you to go out there and do some things, man, like you used to.
I loved your European stream.
And not to mention, my Mrs. Ghost, she loved the European stream, too.
I think you need to go do what you got to do.
Just be you, dude.
Just be you.
All right.
Do the, hey, dude, I'm Ice Poseidon, dude.
Hey, fuck it, dude.
I'm doing the arm thing, dude.
And I'm going out here.
Hey, dude, fuck it, dude.
That's what I'm doing, dude.
I love you, dude.
That's the Ice Poseidon we need, dude.
That's what we need, dude.
Anyway, man, I can't believe I'm talking to Ice Poseidon via like a multi-stream.
Oh my God.
And hey, look at all these people that are out here donating to you, dude.
I'm not getting view cuck by ice, dude.
All right.
I'm just, I'm just, I don't know what happened.
I just wanted to watch Ice Poseidon.
All right.
I care about the dude.
He's a good fucking streamer.
All right.
I mean, every one of the CX network was just like literally trying to mooch off his nuts.
I mean, you know, that's all there is to it, man.
I mean, look at all these CX network people now.
Look at Use Me Blade with the hole in his leg.
Does he give a shit about Ice Poseidon?
Absolutely not.
He talked garbage about him the other day on KC's stream, for Christ's sake.
I mean, look at Burger Planet.
What an unappreciative, fat piece of loser garbage, Burger Planet.
I mean, has no goddamn respect whatsoever, okay?
Let's talk about scuffed Jim Carrey.
I mean, hey, Ice Poseidon, you should have never have given that scuffed Jim Carrey any fucking play whatsoever.
I mean, that dude is like beyond retarded.
Okay.
I mean, you know, who else did you give a break?
Mexican.
I like Mexican Andy, dude.
Mexican Andy's pretty good, man.
I saw his New York stream.
He shouldn't be hating on Mexican Andy.
He's pretty good.
He's, you know, he learned from you.
All right.
He learned from you.
Hey, and by the way, whatever happened to Asian Andy?
What the hell happened to him, man?
I heard that he got some trap of a girlfriend that was a psychotic that tried to, I don't know, pretend to kill itself.
And, you know, what happened to Asian Andy, dude?
I mean, you know, I mean, come on, dude.
I mean, I'm just saying, Ice Poseidon, man.
I mean, you know, that's what I'm saying.
And by the way, Ice, you know, you don't don't forgive Greek for turning on you, dude.
Don't forgive fat ass Greek for turning on you.
I mean, you, I remember the London or the English, what was it fucking, the UK stream that you did with that fat bastard.
All right.
And he was a dying streamer.
You know it.
He was a dying streamer.
And you gave this son of a bitch props and you put him on your stream.
I would have never have known about this fat Greek piece of garbage.
And now what?
He's part of, he's like a big part of Twitch.
I mean, are you kidding me, Ice?
Come on, man.
You have to know that these people are a bunch of garbage and you the man.
And you know what?
You need to know it.
You need to look in the mirror and say, hey, I am the man.
You know what?
I'm going to go out.
I'm going to be the old ICE.
I'm going to go out there with a strawberry shirt, not giving a shit, just walking around LA and saying, fuck it, dude, fuck it, dude.
And then have some idiot swatch you.
And you know what?
You take it like a man.
You take everything like a man.
You are the inspiration of the internet.
Do you understand?
I mean, I want to be honest with you.
I want to be honest with you, Ice.
Nobody knows my docs, dude.
Nobody knows my docs.
But you know what?
If they ever do know my docs, I look to you as like.
You know what?
The worst they could do is just do some Ice Poseidon shit.
You know, I can handle Ice Poseidon shit.
All right.
Look, I'm getting donations hating on me, dude.
Look, I don't mean to take so much of your, your, I like, I don't, I don't want, I don't want to, I don't want to go, you know, too much into this.
I just want to tell you, Ice, pep up, you kick ass.
All right.
And if you need a home, I can give you a home.
All right.
Everything's all good.
Fuck these people.
You know what?
EBZ, what a roach EBZ is.
All right.
What a roach he has been.
You know, I mean, all these people, man, you gave them their income.
You gave them their streaming income.
And do they give you any appreciation?
Give Ice Some Respect00:08:13
No.
No.
God damn it.
It pisses me off.
It should piss you off.
It fucking pisses me off.
Give goddamn ice some fucking respect.
It fucking pisses me off.
It pisses me off for Christ's sake, man.
It pisses me off.
I'm serious.
You're a nice guy.
You're out here trying.
You're doing your Thea thing.
You know what I'm saying?
And you know what?
Nobody cares.
Nobody cares.
I've been watching, dude.
I've been watching.
I've been watching.
I'm a capitalist.
I don't know if you know who I am.
I'm Ghost.
I'm a capitalist.
I got hundreds of thousands of listeners that listen to me throughout the world for the financial insight and the social and political commentary.
So, so I just want to say cheers to you, man.
And I want you to, you know, do your thea thing and kick some fucking ass, dude.
All right.
You don't have to continue to stream me or whatever.
I just came in here.
I heard you were on.
No, I just heard you were on, dude.
And I wanted to see Ice Poseidon, dude.
You're never on.
You know, you don't stream much anymore.
You know that, right?
You don't stream much anymore.
I mean, I want to see the Ice Poseidon stream, man.
That's what I want to see.
That's what everybody wants to see.
Hey, press one in the chat if you want to see Ice Poseidon by himself.
And you weren't afraid to go places, man.
You went to fucking Europe, dude.
I saw that shit.
And you're like, hey, dude, fuck it, dude.
I'm over here in London, dude.
I'm over here in fucking Dutch land wooden shoes, dude.
I'm over here in Italy, dude.
I'm going to, I'm going to buy a thousand.
And that was gangster, by the way.
You bought a thousand dollar suit in Italy and then you shit canned it a week later by being a fucking scuffed version of yourself.
I have to give you props about that.
I couldn't do that, dude.
But I'm just saying, man, all right.
I mean, I miss that dude.
I mean, come on.
I miss that guy.
All right.
I'm going to get off of here.
I don't want to take Ice Poseidon's time over here.
Although, I want to be honest with you.
I mean, you know, you got to, you know, you just got to just, you know, appreciate some stuff.
Be the man.
Be Ice Poseidon.
Be the dude.
And, you know, party on, dude.
You know, be excellent to each other.
Let me, as a matter of fact, cheers to you, Ice Poseidon.
I'm kind of inebriated.
Go over there and wax your carrot to RuneScape.
Try to meet some more virtual friends.
and cheers to you, man.
Ah.
Ah.
Oh, shit, I got him.
Oh, I got him or whatever, but that was interesting.
Sort of like a scuffed Alex Jones or something.
Don't call me Alex Jones, you fucking guy.
Don't call me Alex!
Don't call me Alex Jones!
I'm not Alex Jones!
Fucking son of a bitch!
I'm not Alex Jones, man!
Alex Jones has been ripping me off!
It's been funny, although he's a political guy and he's been ripping me off, man!
Fuck it, dude.
Oh, you asshole, dude.
After all the good things I said about Ice Blue, see this dude after this is what internet people are about.
This is what happens with internet people.
All the good things I said about Ice Pose.
I look at it for nothing.
He's going to go back to his fucking RuneScape crap and not even give a shit.
All right, get out of here.
Get this crap out of here for Christ's sake, man.
I'm not even joking around, man.
I'm not Alex Jones, dude.
All right.
All right.
I'm not a scuffed Alex Jones.
Drink a little bit.
That'd be kind of fun, dude.
That'd be really, really fun.
I'm not a damn Alex Jones, dude.
I don't sound like you know what I'm talking about.
I'm Alex Jones here, and I want everybody to get the super male vitality so you can give you the big ass moner and all this other shit.
All right, let me unit the donation.
Damn it, man.
I fucking hate when they fucking compare me to Alex Jones.
I'm not Alex Jones, dude.
The Hummer, like you said, I'm not Alex Jones, dude.
I don't know.
We don't have a place to give them more ways.
You see, this is why I tell you, sons of bitches, that Alex Jones has been ripping me off for the past 11 years.
I have had an illustrious, 11-year internet broadcasting career.
You heard fucking ICE.
He was like, yeah, dude, I've heard of him, dude.
But I think it's this dude.
And yeah, dude.
You know, it is what it is, dude.
And yeah, dude.
I mean, it is what it is, man.
Do you understand?
I mean, I am the internet underground.
Do you people understand me?
I am the internet fucking underground.
For Christ's sake.
Let me know.
And, you know.
I'm just trying to tell Ice how it is.
I'm trying to be man-to-man with him.
All right.
I'm trying to be man-to-man with him.
Who the hell is this?
Scuffed Alex Jones, huh?
You got cucked hard by.
How did I get cucked hard?
I was giving ICE advice.
I was giving ICE advice.
Scuffed Alex Jones.
Fucking ass.
Listen, don't call me fucking Alex Jones again.
You understand, you tards?
All right, Alex Jones has been ripping me off for 10 years.
All you got to do is just Google search ghost, true capitalist radio, ghost, a true conservative radio, man.
I've got an 11-year internet broadcasting career, and this son of a bitch ripped me off.
All right?
He ripped me off.
I don't know.
Son of a bitch.
Boxes.
All right, get Ice Poseidon out of here.
I feel bad for the son of a bitch, man.
I feel bad for the dude.
He's out there.
He's doing RuneScape now, for Christ's sake.
Come on.
Come on, Ice.
Come on.
Grow some balls.
Grow some fucking...
Hey, grow some balls.
All right.
Hey, Leano, let me bring in Fat Tuna.
Fat Tuna's over here.
Hey, Fat Tuna.
Come here, man.
The fuck you want from me?
Get over here.
Come on.
Can you tell Ice Poseidon to grow some goddamn balls for Christ's sake?
Yeah, who the fuck is Ice Poseidon?
I don't know who the fuck you're talking about.
Just talk about it.
Just tell him to grow some bulls, all right?
Hey, all right.
My name's Fat Tona.
I don't know where I'm broadcasting from.
I don't know if there's anybody out there that's listening to a couple of fucking broads.
But I want to tell you something.
All right, Ice Poseidon or whatever the fuck your name is.
All right, grow some fucking bulls.
All right.
The women, they like the fucking bulls.
All you got to do is sit here and say, hey, I got bulls here, and I'm willing to fucking fight for them, and I won't break them for nobody.
You understand?
And you know, another thing I want to tell you is that when you got a fucking pair of bulls and you're not willing to break them for nobody, you can have like one, two, or three broads all over you.
You know what I'm talking about here?
I'm not even joking around here.
You know, I'm the type of guy that goes out.
I got bulls.
Yeah, well, I got big bulls, but I got the broads like, you know, ripping the bulls out of my pants for Christ's sake.
All right.
I'm not even joking around.
If I take a broad out, she wants me to meet her mother.
I go over there.
I go to her mother's house.
Her mother is in complete fucking awe at the fact that I'm this fucking badass.
You know, I'm a pretty badass son of a bitch.
You know what I'm talking about, man?
So, you know, what I do is I, you know, stick my schlong down the mudda's throat.
And then I got the daughter licking my ass pipe.
All right.
Oh.
All right.
Get the fuck.
Get out.
Garrick.
Get out of here.
All right.
Anyway, look.
That was interesting.
Get over there, Tony.
Come on, man.
Get fat tuna.
It's not Tony.
It's Fat Tuna.
All right, get over there.
Get over there.
Yeah, fucking those fucking assholes on the interstop garbage.
Chat Room Freak Show00:05:05
Well, well, they're not going to stop.
They're not going to stop, dude.
Anyway, look, what I'm going to do here is let me take one more drink.
And once I do this, I think it's about time.
You know what?
It's about time for fucking chat room shout outs anyway.
So let's go ahead and let's go ahead and talk some chat room shout outs, baby.
All right.
Let's go ahead and do.
Do we have do we have do we fucking have chat room shout out?
Hey, engineer.
Do we have any chat room shout outs?
Movie.
All right.
Well, let's go ahead, I guess, to get some fucking chat room shout outs right now.
All right.
Who the fuck is calm down?
All right.
Who do we got here?
We got RS Matrix, Bosey Fius, whatever the hell that means.
We got Kodak, Cosme Corgi, Simulator Player23, 93 Can Abuser, Sneakiest Chameleon, Annan, Uncle Taurus, Mr. Video Uploads, The Ferb Guy, Olive Yaksloff, Bro Skeed, The Rookie, Han Hanzo.
Yeah, Han Hanzu, you fucking piece of crap.
Jimothy Staniel, Gizmo 2046, Puka Dude, based Hillary Voter, Night Prowler, Islamic, excuse me, Insomnia Capitalist, not Islamic, sorry.
Rick Erickson, Black Worm, The Alpha Wolf 145, Rick Hoover, Bandito Bala Merchant.
What the fuck does that mean?
Cam Sink, Adam Tolman, the Banana Man, Jackler.
Yeah, fuck you, Jackler, you asshole.
You've ruined episode 46.
I wanted to talk about Fiesta.
We've got ICE SRT.
I don't know what the hell that is.
Pete Graham, dial GA84643, Don Spew.
We got Spermy that got Spermy that can get Spermi's ass out of here.
We got Diarrhea Baptism.
I saw you talking garbage about me, you piece of crap.
Black Frost.
And who the hell was Adolph Scuffler for two bucks?
Adolph Scuffler.
Who the hell was that?
Son of a bitch.
Screw you, Adolph Scuffler.
Drill Master, Bob Tom, Villavu, Paywall Cigar.
And by the way, you're being a piece of crap too.
I thought you were my boy, you piece of garbage.
Watcher in the Dark 69, Tijuana Genius, LeVon Media, Don, Donnie Cox, the fucking Donnie Cux, Midget Goliath, Nagy Jen.
I don't know what the hell that says.
July the Spy, The American Dream, Mr. Mauryp, Clover, Moon, as Palace Burt.
Shut up about Sri Lanka, you fucking sick bastards, man.
Who the hell else do we have here?
We got Nutshack, Parachute, DW Lip, Mojo, Magelyn, Scoop, Erica Does, Lightning Note, Deplorable Troll, Christopher Bass, Don the Oracle, Marks Jester, whoever the hell that is.
I saw you talking garbage about me too, you piece of garbage.
Cut myself laughing, Watcher in the Dark, Stinky Steven Stinkyverse, Dorito Burrito, Captain Case, Gizmo 2046, Die Gross, Coco Beans, Black Frost, Holy Stars, L Ron 501ST, and whoever the hell put Diarrhea Gargler for two bucks, you're a piece of shit.
Julie, July the Spy, Omelet, Anthony J, Blake, Train Lover 567, Weena, one actual, I think that's a real Weina.
Flower 8, Friendly Neighborhood House Centipede, Jesus Jesus, Midget Goliath, Orange Game Cinema, Pickleman, Meme Supreme, Clover.
I stand with Samsung.
Go shove it up your ass.
Ex-Ghostion.
Yeah, real funny.
Political World War News.
Edgar Crimson, Tijuana Genius.
Meep Meep.
Oomph Oomph.
Mojo.
Who else we got?
Odd Eyes Magician.
Liz Porter.
And hey, Liz Porter, get in the fucking kitchen where you belong.
Sons Of Bitches Garbage00:15:14
All right.
Make me a sandwich.
Red Pill Acolyte, Geralt.
Frosty.
What's going on, Frosty?
Carrera Sky, 8-Ball Conspiracy, Danger Dan.
Another Octo.
Michio Rizzo.
Rare a pony.
Yeah, shoving up your ass.
Who else we got?
We got Scoop, Terrell Leaper, Jabuti Capitalist.
Real funny, you idiot.
Who else we got here?
Bobo.
Brooke lies to whip out her dickhole.
Rare bastard.
Action capitalist.
I fart for food.
This fucking stupid freak show.
Boat in the house.
Baca survivor.
Dear Freckles suggests Lennox Gaming.
Constantine Valdor.
Charles Sheed.
Katesh.
Who else we got here?
We got Low Lou Boo.
Strider One Trigger.
I don't know if that's a Captain Desi.
Cheers to the real Captain Desi.
Evil Smile.
Loud Pack.
Paul Not Walking.
All right.
All right.
That's enough.
Ballman Johnson.
All right.
I think that's about enough.
All right.
Shy Guy Mask.
All right.
I think that's about enough for Christ's sake.
All right.
I mean, you people have, you know, that's just, that's it, all right?
That's, that's about enough.
I mean, you people are just sitting here just making a mockery of my show.
I'm sitting over here trying to be honest with old Ice Poseidon, and hopefully that penetrated his brain like, hey, dude, fucking need.
I'm going to have to, I'm going to have to listen, dude.
And yeah, I did.
So anyway, what I'm going to do right now, before we get to radio graffiti, because I am going to go ahead and do radio graffiti, okay?
Which, you know, if you don't know what a radio graffiti is, just ask somebody in the damn chat room.
We're going to have it here.
But guess what?
I've been broadcasting for three hours and 46 minutes.
All right, going on 47.
And I've been sitting here drinking like a fish, shooting shots like a man.
I mean, showing you sons of bitches that I got balls the size of grapefruits for crap.
What is this?
Ghost, have you read Homestuck?
It just updated.
One of the characters comes out as gay to Obama and vice versa.
Why the hell would I even want to give two rats asses about that?
Why the blue hell would I even give a rat's ass about that sponge lord?
Huh?
What are you?
One of these edge lords, sponge lords?
I'm a sponge lord.
Jesus Christ.
All right, look, I'll be right back, man.
I got to take a break because you know how it is.
I got a 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage.
All right.
And I got to go drain the main vein.
How many beers have I had for Christmas?
Two, four, six, eight, nine.
I got nine beers.
Jesus Christ.
I got nine beers here.
I've already like taken like, what, two or three shots?
All right.
I've been smoking some tetrahydrocannabinol, marijuana, weed, reefer, chronic, you know, the, you know, the poo smoke.
You know, that's what I've been, I've been doing.
So I'm going to be right back.
All right.
Don't go anywhere.
And by the way, what is this?
What, Scatman?
What?
Fine.
I'll shout myself out then.
Oh, yeah.
Way to cuck hard to Ice Poseidon back there.
Hey, I did.
It's harder to think that Trump did this out.
There are you people that think that I cucked the Ice Poseidon.
I was telling the truth.
I was telling the goddamn truth.
And you people are just being a bunch of pieces of garbage that are out here.
Hey, can you fucking cut Ice Poseidon?
So go shut up, all right?
I'll be right back, all right?
I'm gonna put on the intro music, which is Insanity Control, which is a royalty-free heavy metal track, thanks to the person that posted it up.
I'm gonna be right back.
And when I come back, we're gonna go ahead and have radio graffiti where you can call up and say whatever the hell you want to say for two or three, three or four seconds, whatever I say, all right?
And we'll be back, all right?
Don't go anywhere, all right?
Jesus Christ, man.
I gotta drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage.
And I guarantee you that there are women, trannies, traps, anybody who's attracted to a schlonghead that's sitting there, you know, tickling their asshole like a windshield wiper out of whack, wishing that they could hold the penis while I'm draining the main vein.
All right.
I'm just, I'm just simply stating, all right?
So all of you people can sit there and shut your goddamn mouths.
All right.
All right.
You all are a bunch of probably a bunch of zombie cooch cauliflower cock having shitty bloody underwear having pieces of garbage.
All right.
So just sit there and shut your mouth.
I'll be right back.
Hey, engineer, can you cue up the music?
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Don't do it now.
I mean, cue it up at the beginning.
Cue it up at the beginning so I can go drain the main vein.
And look at all the haters in the chat room, dude.
Look at all the haters.
Yeah, go shove it up your ass.
I'll be right back for Christ's sake.
All right.
Don't go anywhere.
When I come back, radio graffiti, baby.
Okay, let's do it.
All right, all right, we're back.
We're back, folks.
My apologies on that, man.
I mean, uh, oh, God, you know how it is, man.
You know, I've been drinking a lot of beer.
Been drinking a lot of beer over here.
You know, a lot of stuff has been happening tonight.
It's been a horrible situation tonight, man.
You all, you trolls have made my life a living hell.
And, you know, here we have, you know, we had this thing with Ice Poseidon.
And I hope Ice Poseidon takes my advice.
I wasn't cucking to Ice Poseidon, dude.
I was trying to give him advice, man.
Nobody else is giving him advice.
What do you think?
You think it's scuffed Steve Jobs?
That Hascetic-looking Jewish man is giving it.
No, of course not.
So anyway, let me go ahead and take a swig of this beer.
And you all shut up, man.
I'm not a shekel goblin.
We just talked to a shekel goblin.
I'm not a goddamn shekel goblin, dude.
All right.
Give me my goddamn.
I need more beer.
I need more goddamn beer.
All right.
Hey, listen, you sons of bitches that are out here talking garbage to me in the chat room.
You better shut your mouth.
I'm talking.
I'm seeing you.
You feel good, whoever the hell you are.
I never seen you in here before.
You talk to me like that again.
I'm going to give you a digital bitch slap.
You understand?
Hey, the DMX DJ U2.
I'll give you a digital bitch slap, you piece of shit.
What is this?
CX in the chat.
Shut up.
CX is gone, dude.
CX is over.
All right.
It's finished.
Give me my goddamn beer.
Oh, shit.
Give me my goddamn beer.
Shut up.
Shut up with the CX in the chat, dude.
All right.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Simulator player ghost.
That is how we need to do the troll show.
We need more raid streams like that.
Look, I just wanted, I felt bad for Ice Poseidon.
I saw him 2K Andy, and I was like, dude, Ice Poseidon, 2K Andy.
Ice Poseidon, 2K.
I felt bad for him, dude.
I like Ice Poseidon, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
2K Andy, dude.
He's playing RuneScape.
Why?
And you know something?
I don't appreciate him calling me like some kind of scuffed Alex Jones.
I really don't appreciate that, man.
Alex Jones has been ripping me off, dude.
All right.
All right.
Let me continue here.
What am I doing here?
You know what?
I'm going to take another smoke since you people are sitting over here saying, oh, you're a scuffed Alex Jones.
Oh, yeah.
Ice Poseidon is better than you.
And yeah, Ice cocked you.
And so since you sons of bitches are going to do that, you know what?
I'm going to add some more Tetrahype.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Ice Poseidon's foreskin.
Dude, didn't Ice Poseidon say that he was cut?
I mean, didn't he say that?
I don't know.
I'm just, I remember him saying, like, hey, dude, you know what, dude?
If I was gay, dude, I wouldn't want an uncircumcised penis.
I remember saying that.
What is this?
Burnout Paradise is another game you should get.
The remastered version that is Burnout Paradise.
All right.
Let me go ahead and put some more weed into the smoke here.
And then once I do that, we're going to go to Radio Graffiti.
Now, hold on, let me smoke first before I tell you what radio graffiti is.
All right.
Just sit there and shut your mouth.
All right.
I mean, you people are lucky.
I'm still even here, man.
Are you shitting me?
Three hours and 57 minutes.
I've been here with you, pieces of crap, and you've been giving me nothing but fucking hell.
And I'm still here.
I mean, what a bunch of crap, man.
Give me my fucking smoke.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, that's what I'm talking about.
You know what I'm saying?
There's no better feeling.
I know I always say this.
What is it, simulator player?
Also, I am noticing a lot of new people that came over from Ice Poseidon stream.
Just wanted to make a shout out to them and all the OGs that are here that have been watching since the beginning.
Hey, baby, we've been here since 2008, baby.
You understand?
We've been here since 2008, and we've been making capitalist ever since.
That's why you got so many people flexing their goddamn digital wallet nuts, baby.
They're making it digitally rain, baby.
Cheers.
Cheers, man.
Whoever's an OG, put in OG in the chat right now if you're a true OG, baby.
I'm not even joking around.
We've been around for a long time.
A long, long time.
So cheers, baby.
Oh, yeah.
Man, look at all these OGs.
You see, you see, this, you see, when you do shit like this, I mean, you people, like, you fuck, you fuck with me.
You, you fuck with me mentally.
You try to get psychological with me.
When you do shit like this, this is why I have compassion, dude.
That's why I did the Saturday Night Troll Show.
All right?
Oh, God.
You see, man, I'm not even joking, man.
I just, oh, my God.
All right.
Without any further ado.
I need one more smoke.
Hold on.
One more smoke.
All right.
Just sit there and shut up if you're complaining.
All right.
You chicken skin sack sucking, Jared Fogel flapjacked headed licking dog farting fetish, having sphincter fingering, enema bag cleaning, piece of chicken eating cornboy crap.
Mental Psychological Games00:04:18
Take a whiff of that.
All right, let me go ahead and smoke here.
Oh yeah, that's what i'm talking about, dude.
Look at all the OGs in the chat.
Baby o gs man, o gs.
I love you guys, man.
You see that i'm not even joking around, man.
You see that just there's something sentimental in my heart that goes off.
You see, it does something to my heart and that's why I do what I do for you guys, even though you want me dead, even though you want me dead.
Um, I love you guys, man.
You fucking and shut up.
You see ex-people in the chat room.
Shut up.
You don't know.
You don't know what an Og is out here being a part of the, The Ghost Show, The True Capitalist Radio Show, The True Conservatory man.
All you got to do is google that and get lost in it, dude.
Just just google that shit and get lost in it.
Baby, you're my fucking beer.
I want more beer for cry.
Hold on, there's a little more beer in here.
Hold on, there's a little bit more beer up in here.
Look at all these people.
Man, i'm man, that's just.
I love you dudes.
Man, i'm not even kidding around you make me feel brand new.
I'm not even.
You make me feel I'm not even joking, man.
All right.
Yeah, I know.
There's some people.
We hate you, ghost.
All right.
We hate you.
Trap voice ghost.
Shut up, man.
Just, y'all remember that song, dude?
That's a 70 song.
I'm not fruiting up, dude.
Hands up, dude.
I thought you were cool.
You know, I mean, after this show, you're a piece of shit, dude.
I'm not even joking, man.
Give me my fucking beer.
And you know something?
I want to be honest with you.
I've been looking at this chat room because I don't have any mods in here.
I've been looking.
I wouldn't make any of you mods because you people are pieces of shit.
You know that?
I'm not even joking.
You know, I've had bad experience with mods.
You know, I want to be honest with you.
Every time I've made a mod, they've just completely just hurts to wake up every morning.
It actually does, Anonymous.
It hurts to wake up every morning, but you continue and you keep on trucking and drugs and alcohol to help.
You know what I mean?
So I'm just saying.
Anyway, every time I've ever made somebody some kind of a mod, you know, they're just like they think that they're God.
You know what I mean?
Like, you know, you know what?
I'm in charge of Ghost's Inner Circle.
You listen to me and shut up.
And I'm in charge of Ghost's chat room.
You just sit there and shut up.
And I'll, you know, I mean, it's just that's really why we've lost a lot of inner circle members.
I want to be honest with you, man.
People are just fucking, it's just, it's, it's sad.
You know, I mean, I don't really, I don't know, man.
I just think it's sad.
Give me my smoke.
Oh, man.
All right.
Let's go ahead.
I think it's about that time.
Man, I've already been on here for four hours and three minutes.
And I want to show you.
You want to know why I always try to get to like four hours?
Because I want to show you, sons of bitches, that I deserve the golden microphone at the end of my broadcasting career.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, I took one break and I took it a little while ago.
Fucking four hours straight, baby.
I mean, good God.
I mean, who has the balls?
Who has the balls to do this?
And I'm not joking.
Four Hour Stream Burnout00:04:19
It's been high energy all the time.
That's why I have to drink.
You know, I have to add the drink so that it can add the calories.
And I mean, who else can do this, dude?
Who else can do this?
Hold on.
Let me see if there's anybody else.
Now, you know what?
I got to get to Radio Grace Feed.
I don't want to do this anymore.
Ice Poseidon was like, hey, dude, who is it, dude?
Hey, fuck it, dude.
Hey, dude.
You know what?
Fuck it, dude.
You sound like a scum, Alex Jones, dude.
Hey, fuck it, dude.
I'm going to play my RuneScape, dude.
Jesus Christ.
Do a 24-hour stream.
I can't fucking do a 24-hour stream, dude.
I can't do a 24-hour stream, dude.
Are you kidding me?
Fucking.
You think I'm Darkside Phil, like trying to pay a tax bill when I'm actually trying to pay for my wedding?
I mean, you think I'm that?
I'm not like that, dude.
All right.
I'm not like, I'm not like that.
Give me my beer.
Ah, yeah.
Yeah.
Give me another beer.
I need one more beer.
I need more beer, man.
24-hour stream.
Dude, you know, I mean, 24 hours true, dude.
Cucks don't get golden mics.
Man, fuck it.
I'm not a cuck, asshole.
All right, shut your mouth.
I'm a melting pot of friendship for Christ's sake.
And everybody knows that.
I'm a nice guy.
I am sorry you did not want to see my photos earlier, but I appreciate your honesty in not wanting to see them.
I know it isn't easy to earn your trust given how much your show is dominated by trolls.
Yeah, well, I thank you for understanding that, dude.
I mean, that's literally what it is.
You know, I've been trying to interview people.
As a matter of fact, the Ice Poseidon situation that we did, that was like the closest interview that I've had since Mike Valley, you know?
Or, you know, some porn dude that I, whatever, all right?
I mean, nobody wants to be interviewed.
What happened, man?
Oh, for Christ's sake, dude.
I just disconnected.
What the fuck, dude?
I was talking about like nobody wants to be fucking like interviewed by me.
And then like, whoa, what happened?
We're not going to have him say that.
So, yeah.
We're not doing that.
Hey, can you all hear me?
Or what's going on?
I got knocked off, dude.
I got knocked off.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
All this fucking shit.
Am I back?
Am I back for Christ's sake?
All right.
I'm back.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
I don't know what the hell happened, dude.
I'm just sitting here.
You know, I'm drinking, I'm trying to have, look, the way I'm talking to you guys right now, it's like how I'm talking to somebody in a bar.
Like, if we're in a bar right now, all right?
Melting pot of cockery.
Excuse me.
Whoa!
$50 bill!
$50!
This is for seriously, Samsung?
Are you shitting me?
If I've ruined your show so much today, here's another 50 big ones to unban seriously, Samsung.
You promised me.
Oh, my God.
Welcome to all the new fans from Ice Poseidon.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I'll unban him like after this broadcast.
I don't even know how to unban.
I don't know.
How do you fucking unban people?
I'll figure it out.
I'll unban him.
All right.
You'll see seriously Samsung posted at the next fucking, you know, I mean, seriously, Samsung, you got this fucking much clout?
Anonymous Radio Graffiti00:06:33
You got the fucking, like, outer fucking butt ring circle fucking, you know.
Oh, my God, dude.
Oh, my God.
All right.
What is this?
Hey, Anonymous, don't tell that to the Turkish, huh?
They don't think that there was ever an Armenian genocide.
No, no Armenian genocide.
None.
None whatsoever.
You are lying, madafaka.
So anyway, folks, let me take one more hit from the pipe.
Thank you, everybody.
We're going to go to Radio Graffiti.
I wanted to talk about Fiesta in San Antonio, but of course, these fucking people, these baguettes.
Baguettes.
You heard me say baguettes, right?
All right, let's go ahead.
Get this shit out of my face.
All right.
Let's go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
And I'm talking about Radio Graffiti.
Radio graffiti, the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
All you've got to do right now to participate in Radio Graffiti is call that number right there, 515-604-9052.
And then when the operator Broad starts talking, push that code 844-286 and the pound or the hashtag, however you identify it.
All right, 844-286 and the hashtag and the pound.
All right.
And once you do that, you will be in queue to participate in Radio Graffiti.
And when I call on your area code, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
That's why we call this Radio Graffiti.
All right.
Are we ready, Engineer?
Because these people are a bunch of sons of bitches.
So are we ready?
All right.
Well, without any further ado, let's go ahead and get to some Radio Graffiti right now.
All right.
Let's go ahead and do it.
All right.
What do we have here?
We got a few anonymouses.
So let's go with anonymous radio graffiti.
and no free of graffiti all right get this idiot out of here man Don't make fun of the engineer again.
I mean, I don't know if that was, I don't know, I don't know what the hell that was.
Do you understand what that was, Engineer?
He doesn't even understand what it is, man.
we'll we'll take one more anonymous radio graffiti sorry you got an obama pc uh You suck a cock with it.
Stop downloading porn, you fruit bowl.
Who else we got here?
How about how about 315 Radio Graffiti?
Let me be protege of Demogas.
Give me Co C, get me to a read, give me Costalid Reed, cut her on the key, have one on a ring, that's what I'll let it.
Get this, get this.
What the hell kind of autism spaghetti is that?
You should have just said, yes, Bugetti!
Yay!
Jesus Christ.
Who do we have here?
How about 954 Radio Graffiti?
Oh, my God.
This is terrible.
This is the end of my presidency.
I'm folks.
How can you let this happen, Jeff?
Get this shit out of that.
That's a D.
I wouldn't be surprised.
I'm not even joking.
The Democrats are the ones that are out here.
Don't besmirch my president.
All right.
Trump 2020.
Hey, Trump's first tenure is almost over.
Is life that bad, assholes?
I mean, ask yourself, you leftist pricks.
Is life that bad?
No.
No.
Fucking morons.
But you're like, yeah, I want Trump.
I want him impeached, remember?
I want him impeached.
I want him.
Fucking assholes.
I want him.
How about who the hell is who the hell is this?
Ennis Turtle, Radio Graffiti?
You know, I'm saying that men have the right to beat a woman.
I'm saying that men need to close fist and beat a woman.
I'm just saying, I'm saying take a bottle and bash a woman over the head.
I'm confused.
No, shut that shit up.
I never fucking said that.
That's a goddamn splice, you.
I never said that.
Fucking asshole.
I never said that.
It's a damn splice.
Fucking asshole.
That's a fucking splice, man.
I never said that, man.
I never goddamn said that, man.
I never goddamn said that, man.
I never said that, man.
Stop Using My Voice00:05:24
Son of a bitch.
Who the hell is I4Nick radio graffiti?
True blue.
Yeah, what's up?
Who is this?
John Conquest.
Okay, did I call you?
Yeah.
Hold on.
You said your first name was Sean?
John Conquest.
Are you on bond with us, Sean?
I'm not.
Yeah.
Say your last name.
I mean, Jesus Christ, go back in the kitchen, all right?
Excuse me?
Why don't you get back in the kitchen and make your man something to eat?
True blue.
Oh, you don't like that all.
Oh, look at these stupid Nimrods.
They don't like it.
Land on what cupcake.
Colden boy.
Hey, what is this?
The invasion of Mexicans or something?
What do I look like the freaking alabot?
I'm a goddamn racist.
Calden boy.
Shove it up, you're Mexican ass.
Don't call this line again, or I'm gonna call the cops on you.
Oh, I've gotta be less hateful and less racist.
Hello?
Shove it, you're asshole.
Eat shit.
Boy, you hung up like a little chump, all right?
Well, you're a big man on the phone, but you know, if you see me somewhere, you know, then you can take action.
I'll blow your fucking head off.
How about that?
Get this shit up!
Get!
Are you joking?
You son of a bitch!
Stop using soundboards with my voice!
You son of a bitch!
Stop using soundboards with my fucking voice!
Stop using soundboards with my voice, man!
This is the last warning to you, stupid internet punks!
God damn it, man!
God damn it!
I'm not any of that fucking shit, man.
I'm not any of that.
You know what?
I need another smoke after that shit, man.
How dare you do that, man?
Making a fucking soundboard out of my voice?
Don't do that, man.
Don't do that Jesus Christ, don't do that, man.
I'm telling you, I'm starting.
I'm gonna have to fucking like look for my legal ramifications of this, man.
I'm not even joking.
You people fucking keep doing that, man.
Punitive damages.
Do you hear me?
Punitive damages.
You keep doing that shit.
And I'm not joking, man.
I'm not fucking kidding, man.
Oh, man.
I don't have any more fucking re-mean of the fucking ass tray.
I'm tired of you internet punks, man.
I'm not even joking.
I'm tired of you internet punks, man.
I deserve more respect, huh?
Did you see my YouTube post in my profile under community?
Did you see it?
I deserve more respect.
You might smoke.
Goddamn Bic lighter.
Suck a cock with it.
All right.
All right, let's go.
Shut up in the chat room or I'll end this goddamn radio graffiti situation, you piece of garbage.
You understand?
You better start respecting me more.
Fucking pieces of shit.
You better respect me more.
Fucking assholes.
You're lucky we're not in a damn bar.
I'm like, fuck!
God damn it!
You're lucky we're not in a damn barroom right now, man.
You fucking pieces of shit.
I would whip even every one of your fucking asses, man.
I'm not even fucking joking, man.
I would fucking fuck you up, man.
I would fuck you up, man.
I would fuck you up, man.
What?
No.
Fucking shit, you fucking no.
I got your fucking.
I GOT YOUR NOW! I GOT YOUR NOW! I GOT YOUR NOW!
I got your goddamn stupid pussy whip no, man!
I've got your no, man!
I've got I've got your fucking no, man.
I'm only gonna take a couple more of these because you people are assholes, man.
You people are assholes, man.
Radio Graffiti Perversion00:10:27
Who the hell is this?
Plate of baguettes, radio graffiti.
Hey, all you naughty cyber vermin and troll terrorists.
It's your pal Regent Hunter bringing you Ghost Golden Dildo.
He'll fuck you sideways with Ghost's very voice.
Allow Anime Annie to demonstrate.
MOOOOO! GET THIS SHIT!
Get this shit!
What's that Ice Poseidon?
Was that fucking f ⁇ ?
Son of a bitch!
And that's fucking perversion!
Goddamn perversion, man!
Fucking perversion!
That's what that crap was, man!
That's what that crap was!
Perversion!
Christ!
I'm getting tired of this radio graffiti garbage, man!
I'm getting tired of this radio graffiti crap, man!
Oh, God.
Give me my fucking beer.
Oh, God.
Fucking asshole.
Who the hell is this?
Who the hell is 915 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, 915, say something.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Get the stupid Helen Keller deaf mute out of here.
Get out of here!
I'm over here.
I'm a bad son of a bitch, and you people are just fucking.
You think I'm a joke, don't you?
You think I'm a damn joke for crap.
Hold on.
Hold on a second.
Who the hell is Where is Templeton?
Where is Templeton Radio Graffiti?
Seriously, Samsung.
Radio Graffiti.
Well, because Mrs. Ghost, you know, he's a boy dog.
So, you know, he.
You know, most boy dogs like, you know, the female, you know, if there's the male and female rings in them, so you're like, he's a mama's boy.
Meanwhile, you son of a bitch that you want back in the chat, you stupid son of a bitch.
Fuckin' ass!
Fuckin' son of a fucking bitch.
Goddamn you, man.
And shut up!
It's not funny in the chat room!
Shut up!
It's not funny, man!
It's not goddamn funny!
Shut up!
All of you just shut your stupid fucking stinking holes, man.
I'm not even fucking kidding, man.
I'm not even kidding, man!
Who the hell is Ghost, Eggs, and Woomph Radio Graffiti?
Sneakiest chameleon or J-Man radio graffiti.
Oh, yeah, you did warp!
You are!
You got it!
I'll play today.
Get this stupid goddamn!
Get it!
God damn it, you fucking!
I've whipped your ass!
I've whipped your fucking ass!
You want me to continue on after this crap?
I've been here for four hours and 25 minutes with you scumbags, man!
And this is what you fucking do to me, man!
THIS IS WHAT YOU GODDAMN DO TO ME?!
HUH?! HUH?!
SON OF A BITCH, MAN!
I'm only going to take a couple more and then I'm out.
Do you understand me, man?
I can't believe I wanted to talk about Fiesta and how it's a racist money-making scheme for this crappy San Antonio City.
But this is what you did.
I'm going to take a couple more and then I'm out of here.
All right.
Who the hell is Ghost Vincent, Radio Graffiti?
Night Prowler, Greater Graffiti.
I'm some kind of a racist bastard.
Meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh.
Get this out of here, you stupid son of a bitch.
Stop trying to make me sound like a goddamn cartoon, man.
You cartoon fetish bastards.
And who the hell is Vanilla Ice Poseidon versus Scuffed Alex Jones, Radio Graffiti?
We've got pylons, greater graffiti.
Hey, put a huge man down the deck.
Steve Hyde!
That's so good!
Shut that out.
Shut up.
We're not promoting that.
Do you understand that?
We're not promoting that garbage.
All right?
This show is a melting pot of friendship, you sorry sacks of crap.
Do you understand that?
Don't be a fucking refugee pubic hair inspector.
Fucking listen.
We're a melting pot of friendship, so just sit there and shut up.
All right, who the hell is this?
352 radio graffiti seriously, Sam.
I'm radio graffiti.
I am dead.
Whoa, I died.
Whoa, whoa, I died.
Whoa, I died.
Whoa, whoa, I died.
I died.
Whoa, whoa, I died.
Fucking want me dead, you're sick.
You're sick!
All of you people.
I mean, can't get fucking cat.
I'm not fucking ending on that fucking shit, man.
I'm not ending it.
I'm not ending on it, man.
You guys are pieces of crap, man.
All of you people, man.
Wait a minute.
Who the hell is this?
Sir Lanka Burnout Radio Graffiti.
We've got pylons, greater graffiti.
I'm scared of some internet person.
Yeah, I'm scared.
All right.
Get the fuck out of here.
Are you kidding me?
I'm not afraid of nothing.
You understand that?
I'm not afraid of anything.
Oh, shit.
Oh, Christ.
Oh, Christ, no.
Get away.
Get away, Amar.
Get away.
Shut up!
Shut your stupid fucking mouth.
Shut up.
Shut your fucking mouth, man.
I wish this was your face.
I wish this was your face.
God damn you, fucking trolls, man.
You all make me sick, man.
And you know something?
I can't believe it.
You think that?
I'm just supposed to fucking like, you know, fucking dance for you people.
Like, I'm a fucking idiot.
You know what I mean?
Like, I'm some fucking moron, man.
Like, I'm some kind of a joke or something, man.
I'm not a joke, man.
I'm not a joke.
I'm not a goddamn joke.
Hey, what the hell is this?
Germit the Frog Radio Graffiti.
Oh, no.
And after he's been suck, he's gonna feed over your mom.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, my.
He gets behind.
Oh, my.
He gets behind.
Syria where they got.
Give me this, give me this.
No, you can't be here, fam.
You're coming.
Ending On Own Terms00:03:30
Get this fucking sick crap out of here.
For Christ's sake, I hate Lady Gaga, that stupid freaking hemirphidite.
And that fucking asshole.
Ah!
Fucking garbage.
Sick fucking crap.
You know what?
I'm done, man.
I'm fucking done with this crap.
All the shit I've done for you, man.
I've did the fucking Saturday Night Troll Show, man.
First YouTube edition.
And this is what the fuck you're giving me, man.
All right, listen.
Get me out of here.
All of you people that are waiting on it's it's over, all right.
That's it, it's over, all right.
Radio graffiti is over.
You're damn right.
Goodbye, all right.
I've been telling you sons of bitches for a long time.
I deserve more respect, man.
I've had an 11 year internet broadcasting career and we're going on 12 years and all I have is a bunch of fucking fake.
Get that fucking radio graffiti goddamn graphic out of it.
Thank you, engineer.
What a show, dude.
I thought that the Saturday Night Troll show was bad.
This fucking episode 46.
I don't think I'm ever gonna forget it.
I'm not even joking.
I don't think I'm ever gonna forget it because of you.
Pieces of crap, man.
This has been one of the most outrageous, the most unbelievable, the most disgusting, the most macabre goddamn episode.
And it's because of you people.
It's because of you people, man.
And listen, you know, nobody tells me what to do.
I'm going to end on my fucking cause.
And shut up in the chat.
You didn't win shit, man.
You didn't win nothing.
All right.
This has been a fucking weird ass episode 46.
I can't believe it.
I mean, we talked to Ice Poseidon for Christ's sake, man.
And I hope that the advice that I gave Ice Poseidon, I hope he takes it to heart.
And I hope he isn't some stupid autist and waving his arm like, hey, dude, fucking dude.
Hey, dude.
Shut up in the chat room.
You didn't win shit.
Shut up.
You didn't win.
You fucking guys, man.
I'm not even kidding.
Fucking shut up.
I've been here for four hours and 34 minutes, man.
With one fucking break.
Who the fuck does that, huh?
Huh?
Who's the harvest one of your horses?
Shut up, man.
Troll scoreboard and fucking shut up, man.
Shut up.
Son of a fucking asshole, man.
You don't win nothing, man.
I'm ending on my own terms.
I'm ending on my own terms, you son of a bitch.
So sit here and try to fucking do some psychological con games on me because you ain't gonna know.
Shut the fuck up in the chat room.
You don't win nothing.
You don't win nothing, man.
I've been here, man.
I did the Saturday Night Troll show.
I did today's show for Christ's sake.
And let me tell you, fucking asshole something, man.
You'll be lucky if I come back this fucking Wednesday.
You'll be lucky if I come back this Wednesday.
Tired Idiots Logic00:00:58
And listen, don't say I'm late.
That fucking pisses me off.
I'm not late, you assholes.
I say 8.30-ish Central Standard Time.
All right?
I'm tired of you idiots saying I'm late.
I'm never late.
I do what I want to do.
Nobody tells me what to fucking do.
Do you understand?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
CX in the chat.
Don't put fucking CX.
Don't pay homage to Ice Poseidon until he listens to what the logic I'm saying.