Ghost opens Episode 41 of The Ghost Show by declaring the #MeToo movement over due to Democrats forgiving Joe Biden, only to face a chaotic chat room filled with racist slurs and harassment. As viewers relentlessly insult him, Ghost succumbs to peer pressure, drinking heavily on air while ranting about cryptocurrency market caps, Federal Reserve conspiracies, and San Antonio's gentrification. He alternates between financial analysis of Bitcoin and XRP, conspiracy theories regarding vaccines, and explicit homophobic remarks before the broadcast concludes with exhausted anger toward what he labels as internet trolls. [Automatically generated summary]
Of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And I'd like for everybody to go ahead and spread this show link around the internet and throughout the world and let everybody you know.
Let them all know that the Ghost Show is live and in the house right now.
Episode 41.
And guess what?
A Real Serious Episode00:14:53
Hey, what happened to hashtag MeToo?
What happened to hashtag me too?
Me too is now over because the Democrats forgive Joe Biden.
That's right.
The Democrats are forgiving creepy Joe Biden.
And now, Me Too is officially over.
All right?
Me too is officially over.
The Democrats are forgiving Joe Biden sexual harassment.
I mean, how does it feel now, fellas?
All right.
How does it feel that Joe Biden type of closeness, that type of touching is acceptable now in the new Democrat America?
How does that feel?
How does it feel?
Episode 41, Me Too is over.
Thanks, Joe Biden.
All right, go ahead.
Take me out, Engineer.
Take out the music for Christ's sake.
Anyway, what's going on, folks?
Thank you for tuning in with me.
You're listening to the Ghost Show.
Hold on, what's going on?
Where is this Nico?
Late again.
Late again.
End it now and save us from your excuses.
Oh, go shove it up, your ass.
Ain't no excuses.
I'm not late.
I always say Monday, Wednesday, Friday, 8:30-ish Central Time.
It's okay to share your hashtag MeToo story with us.
We will protect you.
No, don't.
Listen, shut up about the engineer, right?
End the show, bitch, we win.
Listen, you're not going to do that.
I'm not.
I'm not.
Listen, I'm trying to do the show stone sober right now.
You fell.
Look, I don't want to talk about what happened to me at the end of the broadcast last broadcast, okay?
I was hoping you didn't bring it up.
Nigger, goddammit, I don't condone the stupid dumbass that's out here being racist.
Listen, I don't want to start this off.
Crippled magic.
Listen, I don't want to get into what happened at the last broadcast, man.
I hurt myself.
I just, I don't want to get into any more than that.
I don't want to.
Ghost, how much butter do you eat to sweat it out so much that you slid out of your wheelchair?
I didn't slide off a wheelchair, all right?
I just slipped and I fell and I hurt myself, all right?
I don't want to talk about it.
Try not to hurt yourself.
Or call down or pull something.
All right, thank you.
I appreciate it, Captain Hook.
Yeah, that's funny.
It's real funny.
All right, look, this is a serious show.
I am stone sober for this show.
Dislike this episode.
Yeah, real funny, you jerk dick, all right?
This is a real serious episode.
Episode 41, Me Too, is now over because of Joe Biden.
Karma for beating the engineer.
Look, shut up, all right?
The engineer did wrong.
He's my employee.
He should be listening to me.
Life alert for ghost man.
No, don't.
I'm not that old, asshole, all right?
I'm not that old.
I don't need a goddamn life alert or any of that crap.
Don't I mean stop making me sound like some geriatric piece of sniveling freaking need one of those sitting bathtub bath bastards.
I don't Jesus Christ.
Eggplant in chat if ghost hashtag me to get it.
Nah, this is stupid.
You're a pervert for even donating that, you sick bastard.
You're a sick damn pervert.
Now, look, first of all, I want to remind everybody that I do broadcast live every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
Drinking better than Pantera.
Just shut up about Pantera, all right?
Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, 8:30 Central Standard Time, 8:30 p.m. In before 41 and oh, look, just don't talk about the ending of the last show.
I don't want to talk about it.
Engineer did nothing wrong.
You know what he did wrong.
It's you people that encourage the engineer to do this wicked, stupid, dumb behind the crap, behind the back crap.
You need to treat it with first aid.
Shut up, all right?
Don't worry about me, McConnell, Benedict, Miller, whatever the hell your name is.
Not sober for long.
Look, I want to have a serious episode 41 about Joe Biden and his sexual harassment.
What's up, Cuckoo?
Hey, Ghost, how's it going?
Listening at work again.
Making that cash.
Hey, cheers to Cuckler, the newest member of the inner circle out here.
What's going on?
What is this?
Giggly niggle gig.
Hello, ghost.
I heard a giggle, a giggle for who?
A giggle for a niggle.
What the hell?
Giggles for niggles, giggles for niggles, giggles.
Why do you all do this, Chris?
Why do you all do this stupid stuff?
This is stupid.
This is dumb.
Why do you all do this, man?
Please put this toward installing a seatbelt for yourself.
Shut up, Nico.
Go shove it up your ass.
I don't know what happened to you.
I thought we were cool.
Then you're starting to become some jerk off.
Jesus Christ.
I warned you about the stairs, bro.
Dark meme magician girl, can you shut up, man?
And this is not funny.
I don't want to talk about it.
Yeah, Ghost Death touched his granddaughter.
You're sons of bitches.
You're a sick son of a bitch.
All right?
Ghost too fat to keep his balance.
I could keep my balance, all right?
I just, there was a lot of crap around.
I don't want to talk about it, man.
Shut up about the ending of the last show.
Shut up.
To all you people who said I beat the engineer, go shove it up your ass.
Man, I don't.
I don't beat the damn engineer, all right?
Man, come on, man.
Can we do a show here?
I want to do a show here.
I want to do a show here.
Damn it!
Look, I don't want to talk about the ending of last show, episode 40.
I don't want to talk about it, okay?
I fell.
I hurt myself.
I don't want to get any more explicit detail than that because then you stupid dumb troll terrorists are going to do, who the hell knows what you're going to do.
But I don't care.
Okay?
I'm fine.
I'm here.
I'm here for episode 41.
You're lucky I'm even still here.
All right.
I'm stone sober here because I want to have a serious episode 41 because me too is now over because Democrats forgive Joe Biden sexual harassment.
Creepy Joe Biden.
That's all you have to do.
Do a Google search, YouTube search.
Creepy Joe Biden.
What is this?
If a high-drunk fat midget falls out of his wheelchair, who helps him up?
No one.
Fuck you, Faggot.
Thanks a lot, you stupid sick, racist son of a bitch.
Me too went tits up because the left keeps eating its own.
Oh.
Also, I was April fooling you the other day.
Yeah, I hope you were, the Tweelie.
I hope you were, man.
I hope you were buckling wheelchair collapse.
I'm not in a wheelchair asshole, okay?
I mean, I actually have like a condenser mic on an arm, and I, you know, sometimes I lift it up, and sometimes I'm standing up, sometimes I'm doing some things, and just something happened.
You know, we had some kind of a leg malfunction and something happened.
She focused her attention on Nina's clip.
She's circling around.
Look, I don't condone this stuff.
This is garbage.
This is pure perversion.
I'm not condoning this.
I don't know why these people donate and do this.
I have no idea, man.
I have no idea.
Crockett kick by picks.
What?
Crockett kick by picks?
I don't know what the hell that means.
What is that supposed to mean?
Welcome to the text-to-speech lady show episode 41.
Whoever the hell's donated on the Texas Speech Lady Troy.
Stop trying to do my job, man.
I'M TRYING TO DO MY JOB, YOU DIGITAL SLUTBANG!
The S&P 500 went up six points to close at 2873.
Oh, Jesus Christ, this text is speech broad.
You're a digital dirty dish rag whore.
That's what you are.
A digital, dirty, dishrag whore, you damn text-to-speech slut.
Black ghost down.
Black ghost now.
Shut up, man.
Hey, ghost, I just tuned in.
Are you feeling better from last show?
Because that sounds like a bad thing.
Not really, Art Hammond.
If you're still in pain, hope you fully recover, man.
I hope you really mean that, Art Hammond.
I really hope so, because I don't know.
Sometimes you're kind of sentimental.
Sometimes you're kind of trolly.
Sometimes you're like, I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
Now, listen, all right?
This is serious business.
Shut up with that guy.
Whoever did that, I'm turning you into the cyber police.
And I backtraced it.
And let me tell you something.
Consequences will never be the same.
You done goofed.
Now, as I was saying before, these scumbags are trying to ruin my show with this text-to-speech nonsense.
Me too is now over because Democrats forgive Joe Biden sexual harassment.
And as I was saying before I was rudely interrupted by some of these troll scumbags, all you got to do, see, here it is.
Our furrow has fallen.
No, don't.
Don't call me ghost.
Stop this crap.
Please, man.
Please.
This could be very serious, especially to some of you incels out there that, you know, the only time that you're going to get action is with your, you know, Rosie Palm and her five sisters.
You know, that's about it.
So the bottom line is this should dislike this.
Don't dislike this episode, man.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Anyway, me too now over because the Democrats forgive Joe Biden's sexual harassment.
And as I was alluding to on the last broadcast, have we forgotten that Joe Biden is like half lobotomized?
He's already had like two brain surgeries in his life to remove parts of his brain.
And then we wonder why he always gaffes up for Christ.
What is this?
Ghost fallen and can't get up.
I'm not a cripple and I don't need life alert.
I don't need any of that crap.
Shut up.
Ghost broke his handbone.
Look, shut up about the last show.
Shut up about the ending of the last show.
I don't want to talk about it.
i don't want to talk about it i'm just and why are you all disliking the show man Don't do that, man.
Don't do that.
Then the show gets less exposure.
What is this?
Toy one, Captain Autism One.
What is our course?
And why is our fine vessel sailing in reverse?
Admiral downstream.
Surely we will reach our destination slower in this direction.
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
Hey, look, Captain Autism.
Ahoy admiral, it's because we have to approach the ghost show full of stern, for it's a hive of backwards thinking, sir.
What kind of nautical autistic crap are you people talking about?
Eight bells and all is well aboard HMS Outer Circle.
I'm off to the galley for some tasty.
What is this crap?
Colonel Cancer.
What is this nautical crap?
Eggplan if Ghost Touched Granny.
Shut up, you idiot.
Don't talk about my granny, man.
Cripple in distress.
What the fuck is up with all this nautical crap, man?
What are y'all?
Y'all want to watch Crab Fisherman or your deadliest catch?
Are y'all that excited about it?
Humpty ghost?
Help, I've fallen.
I can't.
Shut up with the help and I've fallen.
I can't get up, crap.
All right.
I'm okay.
I'm here for Christ's sake.
Sounds like you need a beer.
No, don't encourage me to drink, man.
Why would you do that?
Why would you do that?
And look, somebody's laughing at the trolls.
Don't encourage them, you shing idiots, man.
Look, I'm trying to do this.
What is this?
Lieutenant Spastic?
Lieutenant Spastic?
Oh, Jesus.
Can we stop with this?
Captain Autism, Lieutenant Spastic, you know, all the, ahoy, Ghostler.
I see you've met the crew.
Met what crew?
What crew?
Look, there's Thomas the Tanky engine.
I hope you're doing well.
Keep on capitalizing.
Sad to see these trolls are still trying to enable you.
Thank you for the $10 there, Thomas the Tanky engine, but you're damn right about these trolls.
Are we really surprised that the Democrats are still talking Joe Biden?
Even though they still have Bill Clinton, John Podesta, and several other pervs on their side.
Honestly, I'm not surprised at all.
Well, that's a very good point, Bard Hammond.
So shameless.
That's a very good point because, you know, what is Me Too now, right?
Fell faster than the Alamo.
Shut up.
I don't want to talk about the ending of the last show.
Shut your stupid steak and salmon smelling holes.
Just knock it off.
Crack a bottle, ghost.
I'm opening up some old number seven from Lynchburg right now.
Better catch up.
Look, don't encourage me to drink, man.
What kind of friends are you?
Well, you're not my fucking friends.
What am I talking about?
You people want me dead.
What am I talking about?
No wonder you're like, come on, guys, huh?
Huh?
You want a little bit of drink, huh?
A little bit of grandpa's old cough medicine, huh?
Yeah.
Santa Albin and the Thomas Martyr.
Shut the just shut up, man.
Shut up.
I mean, what kind of people are you, man?
I mean, don't you think that you'd be throwing some positivity my way for Christ's sake, man?
I don't want to drink.
I'm trying not to drink.
Ahoy ghost.
Full steam ahead.
This sergeant of SS diarrhea.
What the fuck is up with all this nautical references, man?
Ghost talks, thinks, and reads about gay sex and glory holes way more than the other.
Oh, go shove it up, your ass.
You got to know the enemy, all right?
I'm not gay.
You got to know the enemy.
Ghost rapes more than text martyrs.
Shut the fuck up about the Texas martyrs, man.
I'm sorry for cursing.
But shut up.
General epilepsy.
This is the general telling everyone to stand down until radio graffiti.
Major poop tickler.
All is good on the poop down.
What the hell is this crap?
What is this?
Fried shrimp.
Is this some kind of like knock on SpongeBob because I don't like SpongeBob for Christ's sake?
Is this what is this?
I'm not in a wheelchair, you idiot, all right?
Just shut up about the wheelchair.
Stop Taking It Racist00:15:28
I'd buy that for a dollar.
What is this?
You've met the crew HMS Outer Circle, of course, the outer circle.
What kind of fucking morons are you, man?
The outer circle.
Yeah, that's what I want to put down on the resume, right?
Yeah, I was in the outer circle with Jack the jerk off Jacker.
What is this?
Slip and slide at bathtub.
Shut!
Look, just shut up, all right?
I want to talk about this.
How Me Too is now over because the Democrats are forgiving Joe Biden sexual harassment.
You've already got two, three women coming out publicly.
All you got to do is YouTube search creepy Joe Biden.
That's all you got to do is YouTube search creepy Joe Biden and take a look at all the creepiness that this son of a bitch has implemented on other people.
All right?
And look, Me Too's giving him a pass.
Balls deep in ghost gran.
Shut the just shut up.
Stop talking about my granny, man.
Beers, ghosts, come on.
Dude, why are you all trying to encourage me to drink, man?
I mean, seriously, this is not good.
This is horrible.
Who's Dr. Clark?
Fractures will heal little by little over time, but you can heal them right away by following the necessary procedures.
What is this?
To treat a bone fracture, first security.
I don't have a bone fracture, okay?
I'm all right.
I don't have a bone fracture, all right?
That should do it.
I don't have a bone fracture, all right?
Just shut your mouth.
Here is Art Hammond again.
I've heard a lot of rape and sexual harassment accusations aimed at Trump and as well as the Roy Moore situation from a couple years back.
That's right.
But they somehow turn a blind eye to all the people within the Democrats' side like Alice.
Yeah, you're damn right, Art Hammond.
They always do.
And you know what?
How ironic.
Calling all captains and nautical folk.
Pause the stream here and copy this link.
Shut up.
Nobody wants to go to your stupid chat room for Christ's sake.
All right.
Nobody wants to go in there.
All right.
Just sit there and shut up.
What are you going to do?
You're going to have a digital circle jerk of the outer circle?
The outer circle and the mean circle.
See, look, they're already talking about.
Yeah, you know what, dark mean girl?
You're not going to put any curse.
You know what you're going to do?
You're going to like ghost.
I want to apologize for my comments last show.
Who's this kid?
I didn't know you were on our side, Habibi.
I'll handle it.
Wait a minute.
I'm not on your side.
Because I did the call to prayer.
Last show, and you show your true hate for Jews.
Wait, wait a minute.
I didn't say.
Don't.
That's don't.
Don't even kid around about that.
All right.
Khabib.
All right.
is because I did the call to prayer like that.
Admiral Down syndrome, Pimp the Fried Shrimp.
Pimp the Friedrich.
What the hell are you talking about?
Pimp the fried shrimp can't crip the pimp because he's too little crimp.
I said, Pimp fried shrimp.
I can't crimp the pimp shrimp because he's too lit to crimp.
Yee haul.
Whatever the hell is.
Start drinking, die faster, bitch boy.
Oh, yeah, thanks a lot.
You see, stop trying to encourage me to drink, please.
All right?
I want to have a conversation here.
What the hell is this?
Type cap to see ghost walk the plank.
What the hell are you idiots talking about, man?
Captain Asperger's.
I am the real captain of the outer circle, and autism is a huge baggot.
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
Here we got some infighting.
We got some infighting in the outer circle.
How quaint.
Inject heroin and OD ghost.
Yeah, really.
Thank you, man.
You see, these are my fans.
These are my fans here.
It's over if Trump lets Russian and Chinese settle in Venezuela.
If they're still there by May, then Trump isn't for American safety.
What are you talking about, man?
Trump's got something up his sleeve, believe me.
All right.
And we're on the brink of some global confrontation, and I'm ready for it, baby.
You know what?
Hey, Russia, China, bring it on.
Bring it on.
All right.
I'm not even joking around.
All right.
First and foremost, Vladimir Putin is just barely holding on to his own power in Russia by a thread.
I mean, this son of a bitch has done so much to cripple all the prosperity that Russia has gone through up until the post-what is this?
Hey there, ghost.
Just got back from another night at the local card shop.
Hope your day has been going well.
Some Yu-Gi-Oh player has.
Okay.
Also, the outer circle guys are really good at card games.
Yeah, you won't be able to challenge me.
Look, I'll pull out a couple of cards out of my deck, man.
Don't go.
Don't let me go there.
Gostama been falling.
Gostama been falling.
Look, shut up about me falling on the end of last episode.
It's not funny.
I'm here.
Shut up.
Tunnel snakes rule.
What the hell is a tunnel snake?
What is that?
Some reference to some game or something?
What is that?
What is that tunnel snake?
Ghost shot in his wheelchair.
Can you just let me do my freaking show, please?
All right.
This is serious business.
I'm sure people want to hear that me too is now over because the Democrats are condoning Joe Biden's sexual harassment.
I mean, even one of the women that were sexually harassed by Joe Biden, for heaven's sake, what was her name?
I don't know.
Some big-jawed Tamalee broad.
She even said that even though Joe Biden, he molest me, he did bad to me, I still vote for Mr. Joe Biden.
Did you hear this crap?
I'm not even joking.
The broad that brought out the allegations that this guy was a little bit too touchy-feely, okay?
All right.
I mean, you know, all of a sudden, you know, she comes out and says, even though he inappropriately touched me, I want to say I still vote for Mr. Joe Biden.
I mean, come on, man.
Come on.
And listen, if you want to see the improprieties of old Joe Biden, all right, all you've got to do is go and YouTube search a creepy Joe Biden.
That's it, Creepy Joe Biden.
Now, because Joe Biden actually thinks in his lobotomized head that he actually has a chance to win, what is this?
Ahoy Ghostler, join us for a beer mug.
Insign alcoholism.
I'm not an alcoholic, idiot.
All right.
Shut up and stop trying to get me to drink.
Stop trying to get me to drink.
Now, Joe Biden, knowing that he's going to, in his lobotomized head, thinks he can be a candidate for 2020 Democrat for president.
He has put out a little bit of a Twitter video explaining why he's so touchy-feely with all kinds of people.
And I cannot believe that this lobotomized, soulless, two-faced Democrat piece of trash who raised questionable family.
I don't know if you know about the whole family situation.
You know, the son dies, and then the son's broad is with the other son now.
What do you call black people going to prison?
A nigger family?
No, that's racist, you idiot.
All right, shut up.
Stop taking in a racist direction.
We're talking about Joe Biden.
I've been recognized International Autism Awareness Day on Twitter today.
Thoughts on this ghost?
Assuming you had heard.
Yeah, well, great.
There's autist.
All right.
Is this today International Autist Day?
Really?
Ghost, I'm thirsty.
Can you give me an R Kelly?
An R. Kelly.
Jesus.
Is this today for real?
It's today's International Autist Day.
Is that it?
Is this or is this a troll here?
Are you just trolling because, you know, you just want to be like, hey, ha, autism.
Hey, how you like that, ghost?
Huh?
Today's International Autism Day, huh?
So go ahead and give me a little bit of hee-hee hee ha Huh?
Do that, ghost.
Huh?
It's International Autism Day.
So everybody, do it with me, ghost.
A little bit of hee-hee, ha ha, ha-ho-ho-ho-ho.
Jesus Christ.
I should tell Mrs. Ghost to make some yay spaghetti.
Yay!
I'm not even joking, man.
I'm sure Barella and all the other noodle stocks are up.
I'm sure Ragu.
Ragu is up.
Ghost Sama been drinking.
What?
Ghost Sama been smoking.
Ghost Sama been wanking.
Ghost Swami Steak.
Shut up.
Ghost Sama been trolling.
Ghost Swampa been screaming.
Trying to get me to drink.
Okay?
Anyway, okay.
Happy National Autism Day today.
Yay!
Spaghetti!
Yay!
It's International Ghost Day.
Listen, I'm not autistic.
I'm not Aspergers, okay?
And even if they tried to diagnose me when I was growing up, if I grew up around your era when they're diagnosing and pilling you people, I would say no.
I'd be like, I'm not taking this chemical-induced crap because you pseudo-scientists in the psychological and psychiatry field say that I'm autistic or I'm Aspergers or I'm ADHD.
All right, are you kidding me?
Anyway, look, I don't want to talk about autism.
All right, great.
It's National Autism Day.
I'll eat a spaghetti and meatball.
All right, great.
All right.
Hey, Dr. Festus, I get it.
All right.
Great.
Trump is like, hey, spaghetti, I get it.
You know, he's got to cater to autists.
They're becoming a popular.
Nick Fuentes are right yet again on Donald Cuck.
The border still isn't closed down.
He won't fire Nielsen.
And he wants more H2B visas, a betrayal of his promises to buy and hire American.
What are you talking about, man?
He's in the middle of a goddamn national emergency over the damn border, D-Ray.
I mean, and with Nick Fuentes, why the hell is he even saying anything about the border, for Christ's sake, man?
It sounds by the last name.
You know, one of his grandparents, you know, was a little wet.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying, hey, I'm just saying.
So give me a break, Nick Fuentes, all right?
And not to mention, man, you sound ridiculous.
I've heard Nick Fuentes.
He sounds like some disgruntled young autist that's just giving his opinion.
Trump's a cocker.
So shut up, Nick Fuentes.
Shut up, Ann Coulter.
All right, what did I tell you about Ann Coulter?
What was her last boyfriend?
Her last boyfriend was JJ from Good Times, baby.
Dyno Might!
So great.
And not only that, she banged Bill Maher, according to Bill Maher.
According to Bill Maher, she banged Bill Maher.
Ball fall a la ghost, ball fall a la goat.
Shut up, all right?
Just shut your stupid stinking mouths.
Jesus Christ, man.
And don't mention any other so-called right-wing e-celebs on my show again.
I mean, I don't, I don't, you know, the only guy I'm down with when it comes to right-wing politics is Sticks Hex on Hammer.
All right?
That's it.
All right.
Sticks, Hexon, Hammer.
All right.
I'm just saying, Sticks, Hexon, Hammer.
Anyway, you see, now you guys are getting me so pissed off that I want to drink, man.
I mean, you see what I'm saying?
I want to drink for Christ's sake, man.
I want to drink now.
Jesus Christ, man.
I want to drink now.
And it's all because of you.
Look at the chat room.
Look at the chat room.
Go ahead and drink, ghost.
Beer emoji, beer emoji, a beer emoji.
Come on and drink, dude.
You know you want it.
Come on.
Come on.
You know you want it.
Come on.
You want something to drink.
Ghost fell like the twin tower.
You assholes, man.
You assholes.
I mean, I can't believe you people, man.
I can't believe you people.
People are looking.
Drink bleach, ghosts.
It's better.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, let me go ahead and do that.
I'm sure it's a great high, you sick sons of bitches.
You want to see me dead?
Hail drunkler.
I'm not.
You see, it's hard to do this show sober, man.
I mean, do you all see what I have to go through on a consistent, goddamn basis, folks?
I mean, all I'm trying to do is do a decent show here.
That's all I'm trying to do.
And of course, look, look at this.
Only I'm not saying that.
I'm not going to say that.
All right.
I'm a melting pot of friendship for Christ's sake.
And shut up with the beer emojis, you stupid, dumb internet people scum in the chat room.
All right?
Shove your beer emojis right up your ass, man.
That's not funny.
That's not funny, man.
Look at these.
Look at these stupid morons in the chat room.
Look at them.
You all don't care.
You all don't care.
So what is it?
Just go ahead and be honest.
Be honest with me.
You sick, demented cyber vermin.
Just be honest.
You listen to me just in case I'm like going to drop dead or something, huh?
You listen to me because you just want to hear pain and misery.
I'm your cyber punching bag, huh?
I'm your tourniquet.
Trump went ahead and fucked over Americans yet again when he approved even more H2B than Obama did.
Shut up.
Obama was harder on immigration than Trump has.
That's a damn lie.
This person's probably paid by the DNC to say that.
All right, D-Ray, Trump, Cup News.
They're being paid by the DNC.
Yes.
Yes, you want to see me hurt?
You want to see me suffer?
You want to see me dead?
Why?
Yeah, yeah, see, well, yeah, we want to hurt you.
Why?
What did I ever do to you?
Why?
Why?
Nico, I finally get it.
I finally fucking get it.
What kind of sick people are you?
What kind of sick people are you, man?
I thought you were my fans.
I thought you people listened to me, the ghost show, for the financial insight for the political and social commentary.
Oh, God.
Look at this crap.
Fans Want Me To Drink00:15:19
Look at it.
And they're still with the beer emojis, you son of a bitch.
Are you joking?
Stop trying to encourage me to drink.
Shut up.
Flint, this is better anyway.
Just shut up, alright?
Just shut up.
Listen.
I want to do an episode 41.
I want to do an episode 41.
Cyberbully ghost to the end.
Why?
Why?
Why would you want to do that?
Why the hell would you want to do that, man?
What did I ever do to you, people?
What did I ever do to you?
I've given you my heart, man.
My freaking heart and soul.
What did I ever do to you?
I buy that for a while.
What is this beer emoji, Tip?
Beer emoji?
Shut up!
Shut your fucking mouth!
Stop the beer emoji!
I'm a fish!
God damn you!
God damn you!
That's all y'all want me to do.
You just want me to kill myself, huh?
You want me to just drink myself to death, huh?
You want me to drink myself until my goddamn liver is a damn scarred up, secreted version of itself.
Stop with the beer emojis.
We all know ghosts would prefer a tart of rum aboard HMS Outer Circle to one of the best.
Shut up, Captain Autism.
I'm getting tired of your stupid crap too, man.
I'm getting tired of your stupid crap and your stupid nautical little freaking little shit that you got going on here with the rest of your little goddamn internet butt bunnies.
I don't appreciate it.
Al been drinking a lot.
Shut up, man.
Everybody just shut up, man.
Everybody just shut up.
And look, they're still encouraging me to drink, man.
Why?
Why?
Look.
Look.
Beer emojis.
Beer emojis.
Good.
Damn it.
Ah!
Shut up, bitch.
We're trying to get you out of the way.
Shut up, Nico.
Shut up.
How did that floor taste by the way?
Just shut your stupid mouth, all of you, man.
Give your liver to the beer.
Shut up, man.
Why?
I'm trying to be sober.
I'm trying to hide it.
Oh, God.
You know you're thirsty.
You're giving me to answer your shit.
Oh, God.
Beer Mugs Heineken.
Crowd sponsor of the Champions League.
The Champions.
Just stop, please, man.
Stop.
This is horrible.
This is like, this is beyond peer pressure, man.
This is troll bullying, man.
You're like bullying me, man.
It's like a bunch of bullies backing me up into a corner, man.
And my back is against the wall and my dick is in the dust.
And I don't know what to do.
And you keep telling me to drink.
Ghost is free.
Free felon.
Please.
Shut up, you asshole, alright?
Shut up about me fall.
Just shut up.
Everybody just shut up, man.
You're bullying me, man.
You got me in a corner.
Look at the damn chat room.
Look at the freaking beer emojis in the chat room, man.
Why, man?
Why?
Why?
I'm trying to do something well for myself and my body.
Why?
Why would you want to do that?
Oh, Jesus, man.
Bully ghost till so.
Look at this idiot.
Look at this dumb, stupid, damn text-to-speech.
Bully ghost till the end.
Say it.
Falling into alcoholism, man.
Shut up, man.
All of y'all just shut up already, man.
Salty butthole.
Drink, drink, drink, drink.
Who the hell?
What kind of a name is salty butthole anyway, man?
And stop telling me to drink.
Donald Trump!
Shut up!
That's not Donald Trump, man!
That's not Donald Trump!
Shut up!
Freaking beer emojis, man!
Fucking beer emojis!
Get out of this!
Son of a bitch!
Shut up, man!
Just shut up, all of you, Captain Morgan.
Give in!
Get into the taste.
We're all here aboard.
The captain, Commodore Fox, Benson Heineken.
Look how sick internet people are.
What kind of sick internet people are you?
Continue.
Just take a drink.
Smoke weed instead, man.
Oh, man.
You're getting me chemically dependent, man.
All you trolls, you're getting me chemically dependent.
Falling over and over and under and under and over and under through the ground and over estimating the side ghost.
He is bullied over and over.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Over and over.
No, under through and over.
Shut up.
Shut up, man.
I'm trying to...
Drink, bitch!
Trick, bitch!
I've got your bitch!
I've got your bitch!
I'm tired!
Drink, you greasy boomer.
Shut up, freaking greasy boomer!
Freaking salty butthole bastard, man!
Shut up!
Just shut up!
All of you, just shut up!
I just, I don't know why.
I don't know why I do this show, man.
I wanted to talk about Joe Biden and his sexual harassment and how the Democrats are forgiving him.
How the feminists are forgiving him.
How me too is over.
And this crap, look at this crap.
Beer stocks had a great day today.
Anheuserbush ended up hiding and shut up at 85 cents per share.
Just shut up and leave me alone.
Neutral terrorist bastard!
Just shut up and leave me alone!
Leave me alone!
It's a good day to own the body!
That's not a good day!
Just shut up and leave me alone!
I'm getting tired of this crap, man!
Ghost screams at his monitor because his feelings were hurt.
Yet another normal day for Ghostler at the Aperture Science Lab.
Shut up, man.
I don't think a narrator, man.
Just shut up and leave me alone.
Just stop, don't hey!
Let me talk!
Just stop going!
let me talk let me talk let me talk bully ghost the beer whore man Just shut up, man.
God damn you!
God damn you!
Well, well, well, Ghosty.
I heard that you had that nasty fall, so I ordered you life alerts since you got to get it.
Oh, shut up, the freaking panic.
Shut up, man.
Just shut up.
These freaking beer emojis, man.
These frickin' beer emojis, you fuckin' shit bastards!
You sick bastards!
You're sick!
God!
More beer!
More beer emojis!
No!
Another beer emojis!
Ghost is falling over and under and over and through the ground, over and under and over and under, over and under, over through the wall.
Shut up, Hambone, over and under, over and under, over, no bitch.
Shut up with this crap, bitch!
Shut up.
Press beer mug to hand ghost a cold one.
Don't listen, you stupid people in a chat room.
Don't listen to the stupid internet punk.
No!
No!
No! No! No! No!
No!
God!
Shut up!
Oh, you just shut up!
Oh, and shut up with the goddamn beer emojis in the chat room.
I'm warning you!
I'll end this show!
I'll end this show!
Drink more beer.
I'm not gonna drink more beer.
I don't wanna drink beer, man.
Why are you doing this?
Why are y'all doing this to me?
Why?
I just, I'm just trying to do a show.
I'm just trying to do a damn show, but this is the kind of crap that I get, man.
Drink more beer.
Beer, goddamn emojis in the chat room.
Beer emojis attached to speech.
Assholes trying to tell me to drink.
What kind of shit?
No, man.
Fuck you, man.
Seriously, just shut up, man.
Don't test me today, man.
Don't test me today.
Especially after the ending of the last show.
Especially after the ending of the last show.
Don't tempt me.
Goddamn beer emojis.
I'm warning you all.
Just shut up, man.
I'm not kidding.
I don't want to drink.
I don't want to drink.
I don't.
Don't give it up, ghost.
I don't want to drink.
Drink up so you can't choke on your own puke.
Crash those beer cans around beer mugs, beer mugs, beer mugs, beer mugs.
Shut up, man.
I don't want to drink, man.
I don't want to drink.
Brett Cavanaugh, guess what I like?
Yeah, beer, man.
Look, I don't want to drink.
I don't want to drink.
41 people sucks ghost pee-pee.
What the hell is that?
What the fuck does that mean, man?
Rifle kick.
Cheers, ghosts.
Happy Wednesday.
I'm cracking.
Look, stop, man.
Stop.
I'm testing you.
End the show.
Go on.
Do it.
Also, the game.
What the hell are you talking about, then, Captain Autism, you piece of crap?
You want me to end this fucking show, man?
Don't test me.
Don't you dare, trolls, test me, man.
How can you tell if someone ghost is an alcoholic keeps falling off the wheelchair drink, bitch, beer mug?
I didn't fall off my goddamn wheelchair, man.
Shut up, man.
End the show.
Do it right now.
Shut up, man.
Don't tempt me.
Don't test me.
Don't do it.
God damn it.
Just shut him up.
Captain Autism, you piece of crap.
Ah!
Son of a bitch.
Drink, Shackle Goblin Ghost.
Shut up.
I'm not a sheckle goblin, man.
And I don't know what the hell that is, man.
Shut up, man.
Oh, God.
Beer to test ghost.
End the show, you cock, you're cocks.
All of you sons of bitches are cucks.
All of you goddamn people in a chat room are cucks.
Which inhibits the function of aldehyde dehydrogenase.
Oh, God.
This prevents the body from breaking down alcohol, causing a buildup of acetaldehyde.
Oh, God, shit.
Showing it will give you the hangover from hell.
Who cares, man?
Who cares?
Nobody cares anymore, man.
I got a show that wants to see me dead, Dr. Clark.
Look, end the show, you cuck.
You're cucks.
All of you people in the chat room are cucks.
End the show, ghost.
I'm a big fan of yours from 2011.
Ignore people telling you to end the show.
Just kick back and drink some brews and smoke some kush.
Oh, God, Tim Curve.
Tim McCurvy.
I mean, Tim McCurve.
I can't.
I don't want to drink, man.
I don't want to freaking drink, man.
Oh, my God.
Give me.
I gotta stand.
I can't even stand up because I'll just...
I gotta stand.
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ah, God.
Oh, ah.
What is this?
Shut up, bitch.
End it.
Shut up, I got your bitch.
10 Seuss Modelos, Senor.
Shut up, man.
Tamat Todas LAS Cerveza.
God, shut up and stop, man.
Just stop.
Just stop, man.
Leave me alone.
Stop trying to get me to drink.
Stop trying to get me to drink.
Spit shine my wheelchair, you son of a bitch.
I mean, what?
Oh, God, man.
Why?
Why?
Why do I try, man?
Ow, ow, ow.
Why do I try, man?
Oh, God.
Why do I try?
Why do I try, man?
I mean, I used to be somebody, man.
Do y'all remember?
Y'all remember that?
I used to be listened to by hundreds of thousands of people.
Ghost broke it back.
Shut up.
I used to be listened to by hundreds of thousands of people for the financial insight.
For the political and social commentary, man.
And look.
Look at this garbage, man.
Look at what's happened to.
Jesus Christ, man.
I don't want to buy that.
I don't want to do this, goddamn.
Drink that beer, ghost.
It's calling yourself a bad man.
Shut up.
I know you want to drink it all up.
I don't want to do this crap anymore, man.
Get out of here.
This is Cuckler.
Don't let them get you to the bathroom.
Cuckler!
For $25.
Thank you, Cuckler, man.
Thank you, Cuckler, man.
Just bro.
Think about a waterfall.
Calm peaceful.
Oh, no, you're too drunk to stand near the edge.
Shut up, Dova Dude, man.
Just shut up, man.
Just shut up.
Cuckler in the house, baby.
Cheers, man.
Just shut up.
Alright, shut up, Dova Dude.
Albin's fatty liver.
Shut up.
Alright, that's it.
That's it.
You son of a bitches, you want to see somebody drink, huh?
Oh, you want to see somebody drink?
Huh?
You want this beer, don't you?
Good.
Shut Up And Listen00:15:46
I can feel your anger.
Give in to your eagerness.
Shut up, Shrief, hello, shut up.
Shut up, dump!
Don't you dare!
It is a terrible.
It is your destiny.
Why are you doing?
Why are you making me drink, man?
Since when have you tried?
You swump in your chair, drink yourself under the table, and shout racist obscenities and have diversity.
I'm not a racist autism.
End the show.
I'm not a racist.
I'm a melting pot of friendship, man.
I love my country.
I love this land.
I cannot even imagine living anywhere else.
Oh, God.
I wish to remain a hero of the great motherland.
I cannot bear the thought of being hounded.
Shut up in the chat.
You must hurry.
Beer mug, beer mug to capitalism.
Beer mug, beer mug.
Beer mug, man.
Stop, man.
I'm trying not to drink.
I'm trying.
I'm trying not to drink.
Buy that for a dollar.
41 times drunk, zero times sober.
Fuckin' SHUT UP!
Hehehehehehe Nigger I don't condone that racist bastard that just fucking did that, man.
I don't condone it, man.
Ghost, how does Cuckler's ass feel?
You should know considering how hard he's dick writing you.
You're a hater.
That's all it is, Epsilon.
Yep, you're a hater.
You're a goddamn poser ass hater.
You're a neckbeard-having hater.
You're a freaking cartoon girl waxing your karat two hater.
All right, so sit there and shut up.
What you have to say is not significant, you stupid little puny internet punk.
All right, you idiots.
I've had it.
I'm done.
I'm done, man.
Y'all want to see some drinking?
You freaking assholes?
45 people.
I don't know what the hell.
I just shut up.
All right, that's it.
That's it.
I'm tired, man.
I can't do this show.
I'm going to continue this goddamn show, man.
There's no way I could do this damn freaking show sober, man.
You all are listening, don't you?
Aren't you?
Aren't you listening, man?
You listening to these sick internet people, trolls.
You see in the chat room?
Look!
Look at the beer emojis!
Look at them!
They're saying you have ghosts!
Go ahead and drink, ghost!
Go ahead and drink!
You know you want it!
Keep chugging!
Beer's up!
Beer's up, huh?
99 bottles of beer on the wall.
99 bottles of one down and pass it around.
98 bottles of beer on the wall.
0.98 bottles of beer on the wall.
98 bottles of one down.
That's not the lymph around 97 bottles of beer on the wall.
That's not the real thought.
Shut up, man.
45 likers.
Look, stop fucking around with the likes and dislikes, you asshole.
Imagine dragons better than Pantem.
Just shut up about Pantera, you moron.
Just shut up, man.
Amy Daly!
Ghost's penis shoots blanks.
Remember when you made me pretend you ejaculated in my mouth?
Told him to lay off the estrogen feels soy man.
What the hell are you talking about, man?
Mr. J, I'm the monarchist.
Hey, ghosts, I just hopped on.
Thanks for the late notifications.
The trolls.
I know the trolls are assholes.
Ghost, I have to go poopy, so I need you to get to the actual show while I'm gone, Kay.
Just shut up.
Just shut your stupid mouth.
And shut up!
The trolls, you fucking trolls haven't won anything!
You trolls haven't won anything!
Shut up!
I'd buy that for a second!
The chat room!
Press 123 in chat if you want ghosts to die of alcoholism.
Well, die of alcoholism!
I'd buy that for a dollar!
Intoxicated Andy, don't call me an anti, you stupid asshole!
CX is dead!
CX is over!
It's finished!
It's no more!
You sound like an autistic yelling for more beer.
No one cares, you bitch.
I'm the fucking shut up, man.
Seals beer, man!
Fields beer, man!
Shut up, goddammit!
Just shut up!
Just shut up!
And people are putting one, two, three in the chat, man.
Shoots, blakes, man.
Fucking shut up, man.
I've had enough.
I'm done with this crap.
I'm so done with this intoxicated ghost, you real funny, you stupid dumb jerk off.
All right, I've had enough of this crap.
I cannot do this show.
And I repeat, man, I cannot do this goddamn show unless I have some goddamn beer or some kind of alcoholic beverage.
And I need to get drunk and I need to get drunk fast just so I can pallet these troll terrorists and cyber vermin, man.
You see?
I'd buy that.
More like falls beer, man.
That's it.
Shut up.
That's it.
That's it.
I'm not taking you trolls anymore, man.
I'm not taking you trolls anymore, man.
It's time.
It's goddamn time.
It's time.
Apologize to the engineer.
Shut up.
I don't owe the engineer no apology.
Just sit there and shut up and listen.
You all shut up and listen.
Be strong.
You can do it.
You goddamn right.
Because you know what time it is?
For Christ's sake.
You know what goddamn time it is?
You know what goddamn time it is?
It's more beer.
You goddamn right.
Give me a goddamn more beer, man.
For Christ's sake.
This is the only way I can pallet, you dumb assholes on this broadcast.
It's the only way I can pallet you people, man.
Ghost on his period.
Mrs. Ghost, beer, beer, beer, beer.
More beer, man.
Just crack open this.
Fucking son of a bitch, man.
Clever screen name.
Way to fall off your wagon, pussy.
Shut up.
Alright, shut up.
I'm drinking.
Shut up.
Ghost Joker.
I thought my radio show was a tragedy, but then I realized it's a comedy.
The hell are you fucking talking about, man?
You shut up, man.
There's something comical about me drinking.
Don't worry, ghost.
You're welcome aboard the HMS Outer Circle.
We got enough alcohol to kill a small elephant.
Shut up with your fucking Outer Circle, man!
Or in this...
Alright, shut up.
Nobody cares about your busted asshole outer circle ring, you son of a bitch.
Nobody cares.
Jackler, what's the weather looking?
Nobody cares.
Nobody goddamn cares, so shut up.
Fall and hit your head and die, you asshole.
You see, look, these are the kind of people that are listening to me.
Look at these people.
Are you all listening?
I'm drinking this beer, man.
And let me tell you something.
For Christ's sake, I want to get drunk and I want to get drunk fast.
All right?
I want to get drunk and I want to get drunk fast because goddammit, that's the only way I can pallet you sick internet people.
You do know that you're sick, right?
Huh?
I'm talking to you.
Yes, I'm talking to you, you scumbag.
You know you're a sick person.
You know you're sick in the head.
You're sick.
All of you.
Give me my goddamn beer.
And let me tell you something.
The reason I'm drinking, the reason that I'm drinking copious amounts of alcohol and destroying my body is because of you.
Glug glug, motherfucker.
Shut up, man.
I'm drinking because of all of you.
Because of your cyberbullying, man, because that's what you people are doing.
That's what you people are doing.
Ghost, why don't you get baked on weed before the show next time so the trolls won't get to you because of being super relaxed?
We're getting absolutely bad.
That's how I get relaxed.
You know what?
I'll consider it, Cuckler.
And cheers to Cuckler, man, for the $25 dono earlier, man.
Cheers to Cuckler, man.
Let me tell you.
Beer bitch Andy.
Stop calling me an Andy.
CX is dead.
CX is over.
CX is finished.
It's dead.
It's dead.
It's over.
So shut up about CX.
It's over.
It's finished.
Just wait till my crew raises from the troll ashes, you sack of crap.
You just want to, you know, I'm not going to say anything.
Just shut up.
Just sit there and shut up before I say anything more.
I'm just telling you, you people are cyberbullying me, man.
You're cyberbullying me.
And each and every one of you listening.
Prostate problems.
Shut up.
Each and one of you people that are listening to this and are getting any kind of gratification.
If you're getting any kind of gratification out of this stupid troll terrorist and cyber vermin cyberbullying me, then you are complicit.
You are complicit.
You understand that?
Silence is consent and you are complicit.
You son of a bitch.
You son of a bitch.
Give me my freaking drink.
Cheers to Cuckler, man.
Cheers to Cuckler for the $25 dono, man.
Ghost yells like an autist.
He was so rich.
Shut up.
Just shut your mouth.
I'm not an autist, alright?
I'm not a goddamn autist.
And whoever wrote, whoever said debt to Israel for two bucks, you're a goddamn racist bastard.
You're a racist bastard, all right?
All right.
I'm going to say cheers, all right?
I'm going to say cheers to the inner circle.
Cheers to Cuckler.
And cheers to everybody out there that's in the chat room that's on my side.
Cheers to you.
I'm doing this for you.
I'm on this show for you.
I'm broadcasting for all of you.
Oh, man.
Sorry, folks.
My arm is sore as shit.
I have been beating Engineer mercilessly.
Shut up.
I never said that.
Shut up and let me drink.
Shut up.
I ate taco.
Shut up.
I'm telling you, I can't get drunk fast enough, man.
I can't get drunk fast enough, man.
I'm Dickle Rick.
I'm Dickle Rick Ree.
I'm Dick.
Shut up, man.
Cheers to everybody.
Like I said, the inner circle, Cuckler, and everybody out there that's on the text chat that's on my side, baby.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers, man.
and I'm chugging, you're goddamn right.
I'm chugging, man, because I want to get drunk and I want to get drunk fast, man.
I'm chugging for crime.
Keep chugging, man.
You know what?
You all, yeah, your stupid dumb beer emojis in the chat room, huh?
Look at this.
Cheers, Cuckler.
Yeah, cheers to Cuckler, the newest member of the inner circle, baby.
Yeah, y'all wanted me to drink, huh?
Y'all want me to drink, huh?
Here, let's get some more fucking beer.
Y'all want me to drink more beer, man?
I'm already, I'm already done with that beer that I'm chugging, man.
We're doing another one.
Chug alug, chuggalug.
Hold on, I like my beer.
I like my beer and glass.
I like beer and glass.
It's a lot better.
Chug alug, chug alug.
I buy that for a dollar.
Ghost me, Mick Poopan.
Shut up, asshole.
And stop talking to me in emojis, man.
Talk to me in English.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Now, you see, now you sons of bitches are making me belch, you goddamn sons of bitches.
Now you're making me belch.
All right.
All right.
I'm chugging this next beer, baby.
I'm chugging beers, baby.
I'm beer guzzling more than Stone Cold Steve Austin.
And that's the bottom line because Ghost said so.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug.
Ah!
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Two beers down, baby, huh?
Yeah, y'all want some drinking, huh?
Y'all want some fucking drinking, huh?
Ghost makes money off looking like an idiot.
What the hell are you talking?
I'm not looking like an idiot.
Why am I looking like an idiot?
I'm not looking like an idiot, man.
I've got respect in the internet.
Do you understand me?
I've got respect.
I've been internet broadcasting for 11 years, man.
I have an 11-year internet broadcasting career, man.
You don't understand, man.
You just, you know what?
Shut up in the chat room and shut up.
You people don't ever just shut up, man.
All right, just shut your stupid mouth.
I'm tired of you people.
I'm tired of you people, man.
I mean, I've been here for an hour taking your goddamn cyberbullying for Christ's sake.
Now, what I want you all to do is stop donating and shut up and let me talk.
Just shut up and let me talk, all right?
Now, this is episode 41, and I wanted to have a serious conversation about me too.
It's now over because the Democrats forgive Joe Biden's sexual harassment, and all you've got to do is do a YouTube search of creepy Joe Biden.
All right, creepy Joe Biden.
Don't look like an idiot.
You're an idiot.
I'm not an idiot.
I'm not an idiot.
I'm a well-respected journalist.
I'm a well-respected broadcaster.
And I guarantee you, at the end of my internet broadcasting career, I will get the golden microphone!
Here's to hoping when you fall out your wheelchair, this time you do not get back up.
Do like Dimebag and stay down.
Shut up, Lieutenant Lupus.
All right.
I'm not joking.
Press Y if Ghost is dumb.
No, shut up.
Listen to me.
All right.
At the end of my illustrious internet broadcasting career, they will give me the golden microphone.
Do you understand me?
11 years, man.
11-year internet broadcasting career, man.
Saturday Night Troll Show00:15:07
I'm telling you, you just wait.
You just wait till the end of my career.
I will get the golden microphone, you fucking pieces of crap.
You understand that?
Creepy ghost Biden.
No, creepy Joe Biden.
YouTube search creepy Joe Biden and take a look at how touchy-feely he is with not just women, but with little girls and little just look for yourself.
All right, it's out there for yourself.
And by the way, no, you're not.
You're a loser.
I'm not a loser, man.
I'm not a loser.
Shut up.
I have an 11-year internet broadcasting career, man.
Oh, God.
You're making me belch, man.
You're pissing me off and you're making me belt, man.
Just stop.
All right, everybody, stop, man.
Disney Grows are we tart?
What the fuck does that mean?
What does that mean?
Here, I only got a little bit left, and then I'm going to crack open another one, man.
All right, I'm trying to get drunk, and I'm trying to get drunk fast.
Golden wheelchair for ghosts.
God damn it.
I'm not a fucking wheelchair.
Shut up.
I'm not in a wheelchair, man.
Creepy ghost biting again.
Alex Jones is a respected journalist.
You're just a cheap pap's blue ribbon beer imitation of the girl.
You son of a bitch.
You son of your life.
Alex Jones has been ripping me off.
Alex Jones has been ripping me off, man.
What are you talking about, man?
Shut up, man.
Hail losler.
Fucking hell loser.
Just shut up, all right?
All you stupid trolls, just shut your stupid mouths up, all right?
But, but, my 11 years, you all think this is a big fucking joke, don't you, huh?
Huh?
You all think that my illustrious 11-year broadcasting internet career is a gone.
The only thing golden you will get is the same golden showers Trump got from Russian trannies as Melania pegs him from behind.
Go shove it up, your ass.
That's a damn lie.
That dossier was fake, and everybody knows it.
So just sit there and shut up, all right?
And whoever the hell donated CX in chat, you know what?
You're trying to prop up something that's dead.
You're trying to prop up something that's finished.
It's over.
It's over for CX.
It's done.
It's over.
I buy that for a dollar.
Ghost pooped his pound.
I don't have any fucking pampers.
And whoever the hell put I swallow whatever, I'm not.
Shut up.
Shoving up your ass.
All right.
And I'm telling you right now, you people in the everybody who's pushing CX in the chat room is literally got butt herpes.
All right.
Anybody who puts CX in my chat has got butt herpes right now.
And they're counting how many bubbles they got in their shit funnel.
Jesus Christ.
And you know, I write these freaking production notes.
Freaking production notes that I had right myself and I don't even know why.
I don't even know why for Christ's sake, man.
Jesus Christ.
You know, I need a shot.
I need a shot.
This beer isn't getting me drunk fast enough.
I need a goddamn shot.
Look at these people in the chat room.
Huh?
Look at these morons, for Christ's sake.
I wanted to make an episode 41 Highlighting the fact that Me Too is now over because the Democrats forgive Joe Biden's sexual harassment and one mogan.
One Mo Gan.
One Mogan.
YouTube search.
Creepy Joe Biden.
All right, it's all you got to do.
That's all you got to do.
You're my goddamn scotch, for Christ's sake, all right?
I'm shut up, pin.
I don't know what that.
I don't know what the hell that says for Christ's sake.
All right.
I don't know what that is.
Here's this freak show, The Scatman.
Hey, ghost, have you ever fallen head over heels over o-woops?
This is our best.
I don't know what the hell are you talking about.
Shut up, Donald.
Did you soil yourself when you busted your ass on Monday?
Jesus.
How much do I need to donate to get those soiled pampers from you?
I don't have any soiled pampers.
And even if you wanted like some dirty shit-stained underwear, I wouldn't sell them to you, you sar sack of crap, all right?
Unlike you, I got clean underwear.
You, you got bloody, shitty, shit-stained underwear, all right?
Now, listen, I'm gonna go ahead and take a shot of some scotch, the freaking panda.
Take a picture of your production notes and post it, or else you don't write production notes.
Are you kidding?
You fucking son of a bitch.
Is that what you want, huh?
You never explain how Alex rips you off.
He rips me off!
What are you talking about, man?
Just shut up, all right?
Just forget about it.
Alex Jones has got his own problems.
Did you see that ridiculous deposition?
I mean, that Sandy Hook lawyer has got him, baby.
He's going to have to settle out of court.
He looked pretty bad.
He looked pretty bad in that deposition, baby.
I'm sorry.
Hey, Alex, you know, that sucks, but you look pretty bad.
Maybe we can watch the creepy Joe Biden video on stream.
Might get the show back on track.
Well, you know, it's funny you say that, Mr. Marip, because I just got the computer in today.
Literally today at late afternoon, the Corsair i-160 is here.
The golden microphone is not real.
It never was.
It's an imaginary prize you made up to compensate the fact that you don't have to.
Shut up, asshole.
Listen, shut up.
I will get the golden microphone.
I will get it.
Ghost, if you lost to Notsam in the Shorty Awards, how do you expect to get a golden microphone?
I didn't lose to Not Sam.
They just took down the damn category.
You remember that?
Obama PC can't do it.
Now, listen, shut up.
I'm going to talk about what I'm doing here with the new PC, okay?
Now, I got the i160 Corsair.
I've got a 49-inch ultra-wide curved monitor, and it is humongous.
I did not anticipate how big this son of a bitch was.
Either way, what I'm going to be doing tomorrow is I'm going to get some consuela and maybe, you know, some Mexicans that she knows.
And we're going to come in here in the office and we're going to clean everything out.
Just end the show, bitch.
Shut up the chat.
The chat room doesn't want me to end the show.
Shut up.
All right.
Anyway, I'm going to fix up this goddamn office and make it look like some futuristic gaming, like just out of this world type of thing, man.
All right.
What is this?
Pete Butt Geig 2020.
All right.
Just shut up.
All right.
Now, once again, once I have the whole PC up and ready, I'll be able to stream not only this broadcast, we'll be able to see some videos.
We'll be able to be a little bit more interactive.
You know what I'm saying?
So just calm your asses down, okay?
It's here.
I want to make sure that I clean this whole sudden.
I got a bunch of crap.
Look at this.
Look at this crap.
Look at this crap.
There's crap all over the fucking place, man.
I got to clean it up.
And once I clean it up, we're going to have a whole new show.
It's going to be a whole new ghost show.
And by the way, not this Saturday.
Can I repeat?
Not this Saturday, but next Saturday.
Okay.
Next Saturday.
When the hell is that?
Next Saturday, I guess it's the 13th.
All right.
Ghost, I believe in you.
You have my vote for the golden shower from my dad.
N-I-H-G-E-R-N-I-H.
Just shut up.
All right.
Just shut your mouth.
All right.
Just shut up.
Four years of orange gorilla.
Just shut up.
All right.
Stop making fun of my president.
All right.
Now, next Saturday, April 13th is the Saturday night.
Saturday night.
Saturday night.
Troll show.
And we will get back.
Now, remember, you people, look, we got some idiots who are like, we want it this Saturday.
Hey, asshole.
Not only do I have to put the goddamn computer up, all right, but I also got to plan out what the hell I'm going to do on this Saturday night troll show, you dumb son of a bitch.
All right.
I'm just saying.
I got to write production notes for the goddamn Saturday night freaking troll show, man.
Vinegars get the whip.
What the hell?
I don't know what some of you people are talking about.
Anyway, listen.
Now that I've got that news out, all right, once again, not this Saturday, but next Saturday.
Not this Saturday.
Not this Saturday.
Next Saturday, we're going to go ahead and put up the Saturday night.
Saturday night.
Saturday night troll show.
And I'm looking forward to it.
Maybe not.
I don't know what the hell is going to happen.
I mean, this show's bad enough.
Ghost, once you have that PC set up, install Steam Maka account and create a Steam gaming group and make it invite only.
So only the IC members can play.
Yeah, inner circle members.
Oh, we're going to have some inner circle gaming going on, baby.
And let me tell you, this 49-inch screen that I got, man, it's full-game immersive.
I love it.
I can't wait to do it.
And look, Saturday Night Troll Show, we're going to have, believe it or not, we're going to keep the Monday, Wednesday, Friday Go Show.
And I think, you know, we're going to, just give me some time.
All right.
Give me some time.
Me, the engineer, we're going to fix up this damn computer tomorrow once the damn office is good.
E for NG on the troll show.
The Edgy Skull Show.
Okay, great.
All right.
Now, I don't want to get into the future of what's going to happen on the troll show and if anything else is going to happen, if there's going to be a gaming stream or anything, just give me some time, all right?
You're lucky I'm even continuing on and entertaining you stupid trolls.
Even though I thought we had a deal when we negotiated no troll war, you sons of bitches have been fucking making my goddamn life a living hell, man.
Shrimp for Nick.
Shut up, asshole.
All right, that's enough.
All right, let me take a shot here.
All right.
Outer circle gaming.
Oh, yeah, that's great.
That's great.
Anyway, I'm going to go ahead and get some Chevis Regal.
Blue label.
Oh, yeah.
Ghost sweaty tryhard.
Let me tell you something, man.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I almost spilt the son of a bitch because of you people.
Listen, I am going to get a gaming tutor.
Okay.
And I'm going to go into gaming training.
And once I really start getting good at these games, I am literally going to, just wait, all right?
I'm not even going to, I don't even want to brag about it.
All right?
I don't even want to brag about it, but I guarantee you this, all right?
In the next, let's say by the end of this year, they're going to be saying ninja who, okay?
They're going to be saying ninja who.
All right.
They're going to be saying Dr. Disrespect Who.
All right.
You just wait.
They're going to be saying Vader who.
All right.
So anyway, with that being said, let me go ahead and take a swig right out of the bottle once again.
Chevy Regal balloon label O'Rea.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
Very good stuff.
Very good stuff.
You're damn right.
You're damn right, man.
They're going to be saying ninja who.
Telling you, I can't wait.
I can't wait.
Anyway, let's just stop.
Let's just stop talking about this, all right?
You guys get it.
I've got the computer.
I'm going to try to set it up all tomorrow.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Dr. Festus, bring it on.
You wouldn't last a second in Team Fortress 2 against me.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Well, you know what?
Maybe you got to come on my game.
How about that?
Maybe you got to go on my game.
The esports boomer.
What, y'all afraid of do some Madden?
Do some esports?
Y'all afraid to do that, huh?
Huh?
You afraid of some strategy games, huh?
You afraid of that, huh?
Fucking ghost knows strategy.
Ghost knows.
You know, let me tell you something.
The last game that I've gained was America's Army 2.0.
And let me tell you something.
That shoot-'em game was a lot harder than some of these noob games that are out here now.
Ghostler Who, noob.
I'll show you noob, boy.
I'll show you noob.
And let me tell you, every time I'll kill somebody in a shoot-em-up game, I'm going to say, noob down.
Noob down.
Straight up, man.
Every time.
Noob down.
You're going to be hearing me say that over the goddamn team speak, man.
Noob down.
So go shove it up your ass.
All right.
Anyway, look, I don't want to talk anymore about gaming here.
All right.
Let me go ahead and take another swig of this beer.
And I wanted to talk a little bit about Joe Biden and his sexual harassment.
He put out a goddamn, what is this?
I mole S. Shut up.
I'm not even going to read that, you son of a bitch.
I'm not even going to read that.
Listen, Joe Biden put out a video on Twitter trying to explain why he is so touchy-feely.
And he's got the infamous name Creepy Joe Biden.
What is this?
I want to watch you play Undertale.
No gaming tutor required.
I'm not playing no goddamn freaking Undertale or any of that freaking anime gaming garbage.
All right.
I'm not doing that.
All right.
Gaming wheelchair.
All right.
Go shove it up your ass.
That goddamn space cat for $2.
All right.
Joe Biden Sexual Harassment00:11:02
Listen.
Stop donating.
All right.
We're going to listen to Creepy Joe Biden and his explanation on why he was so touchy-feely with not just women, but according to Joe Biden, he may have been a little bit touchy-feely towards men.
Towards men.
So look, the engineers, you got this queued up, right, engineer?
All right, what we're going to do is we're going to play Joe Biden's video that was on his Twitter on his official Twitter account right here.
This is unedited.
This is his video.
Listen to it.
This is the explanation on why Democrats, feminists, and me too should just give him a pass on his sexual harassment.
Go ahead and run it, engineer.
In the coming month, I expect to be talking to you about a whole lot of issues, and I'll always be director here.
But today, I want to talk about gestures of support and encouragement that I've made to women and some men that have made them uncomfortable.
And I always tried to be in my career, I've always tried to make a human connection.
Hold on just a try to make a human connection my whole career.
I tried to make a human connection by, you know, being overtly touchy, you know, especially when it comes to women and I guess a little bit of men.
And as we've seen on C-SPAN, with some children, come on, creepy Joe Biden.
Once again, YouTube creepy Joe Biden.
YouTube search creepy Joe Biden.
Go ahead and keep it running, engineer.
That's my responsibility, I think.
I shake hands, I hug people, I grab men and women by the shoulders and say, you can do this.
And whether they're women, men, young, old, it's the way I've always been.
It's the way I've tried to show I care about them and I'm listening.
And over the years, no.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Did you hear that?
Can you back that up, engineer?
What the?
This is how I show people I care.
And can you please, please back that up and let's hear that one more again, all right?
Young, old.
It's the way I've always been.
It's the way I've tried to show I care about them and I'm listening.
And over the years, knowing what I've been through, the things that I've faced, I've found that scores, if not hundreds of people have come up to me and reached out for solace and comfort, something, something, anything that may help them get through the tragedy they're going through.
And so it's just who I am.
And I've never thought of politics as cold and antiseptic.
I've always thought it about connecting with people.
Oh, did you hear that?
I always thought politics wasn't antiseptic.
I thought it was about touching and feeling people.
What are you talking about?
I thought it was okay to.
What is this?
Captain Author.
Have you played a gay men tutor yet?
Tight cap to ban ghosts for a while.
All right, just shut up, all right?
I thought it was okay to play with some woman's breast assessment.
I'm going to your bar.
Throw you out of your wheelchair and break the last few teeth you have left.
Talk more shit, you racist Nazi.
I'm scared, ghost face Keller.
I'm so scared.
Stupid idiot.
Ghost, friendly advice.
We'll get the audio of the video in a separate channel on the stream because we can't hear shit.
You can't hear shit.
What are you talking about?
I got it on a separate channel here.
What are you fucking talking about, you stupid moron?
Y'all can't hear you.
It's Joe Biden.
It's the way he talks.
He talks in that monotone.
Hi, I'm Joe Biden, and I just want to let everybody know that I really understand people, and I'm very touchy, and I want to let everybody know.
That's how he is.
What are you talking about?
Anyway, play the rest of it because these idiots are being jerk dicks.
Shaking hands, hands on the shoulder, a hug, encouragement.
And now it's all about taking selfies together.
You know, social norms have begun to change.
They've shifted.
And the boundaries of protecting personal space have been reset.
And I get it.
I get it.
I hear what they're saying.
Oh, look, now he gets it.
Now he gets it.
Now he understands.
Now he gets not to rub some woman's shoulders.
Now he gets not to, you know, whisper in their ears.
Now he gets not to caress a woman, or actually these young children's heads and try to give them kisses and try to whisper in their ears.
Oh, now he gets it.
Now he gets it.
Do y'all remember the type of hell that these stupid dumb Democrats were giving Brett Kavanaugh over an allegation that happened over 30 years ago?
And did you see this stupid cookster?
This dumb, stupid cookster that they threw in front of Congress for Christ or Senate from the Senate.
Ghost is a baldy.
Egghead, Hashtag Joe Bidengong.
I bet you like touching Urdoodle ghosts.
Stop touching Obidge.
Real funny, Corny.
Let's just skip this asshole, all right?
Obama speakers.
Listen, it's just the way Joe Biden is, all right?
So what are we supposed to take from this?
Okay.
Now, there's not, not all Democrats are backing up Joe Biden.
Have you heard about this?
Not all Democrats are going to the side of creepy Joe Biden.
As a matter of fact, what do we have?
What do we have here?
Beto O'Rourke.
Beto O'Rourke is now asking that Joe Biden step down because of his sexual harassment, so to speak, all right?
Wild ghosts, you sound jealous.
Just shut up, all right?
Just shut your mouth.
I mean, I'm serious.
I mean, how come these Democrats go to bat to guys like Joe Biden, who's obviously been documented?
This is a documented case over and over again of sexual harassment.
Here you've got Bill Clinton, who have rape allegations over and over.
And all of a sudden, the Democrats, the feminists, the liberals, and everybody on the left all of a sudden tries to hide that.
I mean, give me a break.
So at least Beto O'Rourke is taking aim at Joe Biden and saying, hey, old man, you've been lobotomized a couple of times in the 90s.
You barely have your brain intact.
It's time for you to go ahead and go out to pasture, old man.
All right, get out of here.
All right, get out.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Biden gets pushed.
Are you kidding me?
Is that a real goddamn donation?
Do you honestly believe that?
Or are you just being a troll idiot?
Are you kidding me?
This guy is a damn habitual sexual harasser, and it's documented on video.
It's documented on video.
Creepy Joe Biden.
Just search creepy Joe Biden for Christ's sake.
He's a sick son of a bitch.
And you know, you know about this guy's family?
Mark Dice.
You're doing great, Mr. Ghost.
Unfortunately, trolls are something you just have to deal with.
Keep up the good work.
I hope that's a real Mark Dice.
Anyway, listen, Joe Biden thinks that he could put out a video and say, okay, I'm sorry, I get it.
I was a real touchy-feely guy.
I was a guy that just came together.
I just wanted to let everybody know I wanted to give them my affection in a physical sort of way.
I mean, are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me, man?
And it's not like Beto O'Rourke is any better.
I mean, have you read his so-called cult of the dead cow bulletin board post?
His little fanfic stories about wanting to run over children and stuff?
Y'all heard about that, right?
Huh?
I mean, Beto O'Rourke was writing fanfics before it was cool, man, out there at the Cult of the Dead Cow BBS bulletin board system, for Christ's sake.
So are we supposed to give Beto O'Rourke a pass on that?
I mean, come on.
Come on, for Christ's sake.
Oh my God.
But hey, as long as you're on the left, you know, as long as you're on the left, I mean, it's okay.
You can go ahead and be whoever you want to be.
You know, you can, we'll just go ahead and brush aside any kind of improprieties, brush aside any kind of rapes, brush aside any kind of sexual harassment or anything of that nature because you're on the left.
It's kind of the same situation with Cardi B.
She admitted drugging and stealing money from a man thinking they were going to have sex.
And the feminists, leftists defend her, yet they willingly got Bill Cosby locked up.
Wait a minute.
Did Cardi B really admit that?
Did Cardi B really admit that, Dr. Festus?
Jackler helped we are bored.
Shut up, all right?
Did Cardi B really admit that?
That she drugged some, I guess, potential trick?
Oh my God.
And no shit.
Where's the double standard in that?
Where's the double standard in that, for Christ's sake?
And as a matter of fact, why is Cardi B being put on such a pedestal?
This is a degenerate, used up, low-grade stripper slut whore.
All right.
Okay, great.
You know, Bodak Yellow, that was kind of a quaint little song.
We get it.
It's great.
How in the hell is this brought on top of the world for Christ's sake?
And she's a disgusting, filthy slut bag.
I mean, seriously.
All right.
No, no kidding.
Bill Cosby, all right, gets alleged that he's dropping roofies 30 or 40 years after the fact.
And here you've got Cardi B, I guess according to everybody in the chat room, she's admitting that she drugged some fool and took his money and, you know, did that kind of, you know, that's why people don't like black hookers.
But anyway, I mean, you know, doing that, that thing.
And then everybody, everybody.
What kind of a world are we living in, huh?
What kind of a world are we living in?
Cardi B. Cardi B is what everybody wants to be now, right?
That's the woman pop culture icon right now.
Cardi B. Some former champagne room slut bag stripper.
That's great.
That's just great for Christ's sake.
And you know, every time she gets on her Instagram, she sounds like a complete imbecilic immigrant idiot.
You know, she sounds like, you know, was it Rosie Perez?
Oh, honey, you don't understand.
Black On Black Hatred00:03:00
I had this man and he was giving me hard time and he's giving me long time.
And I told my boyfriend, he gave me bigger cock.
You don't have big.
I mean, this is literally what this brought is saying.
This is literally what this broad is saying.
It's not racist.
It's what she says.
How is it racist?
It's what she says.
Oh, God.
Anyway, look, I'm going to move on to another subject matter because, you know, you people don't even care.
All right.
I'm not, there's nothing racist about what I said.
That's what she does.
She gets on Instagram and is a complete degenerate.
She's a complete degenerate for Christ's sake.
And it's horrible.
Anyway, I want to talk a little bit about this Nipsey Hustle situation.
Y'all remember the last show?
I was telling everybody that, hey, Nipsey Hustle wasn't killed by the Illuminati, okay?
I mean, can we stop, please?
And can we really get to the brass tacks?
This brother was unfortunately shot by somebody who, you know, thought that they were obligated to some of the wealth and riches that Nipsey Hussle was starting to get now that he was getting Grammy nominated.
If you take a look at his last video, it's called, was it Racks in the Middle?
Racks in the Middle.
Take a look at that video.
That was done about a month ago.
And if you take a look, he's sporting Lambos.
He's got a Learjet.
You don't think that some of those brothers that he hooked up on Crenshaw and Slawson thought that maybe, you know, that they owed him something?
You don't think that some of them brothers that were out there that were in front of that marathon shop were like, man, look at motherfucking Nipsey Hustle up in the motherfucking man.
He think he better nothing, man.
He got Lamborghini.
That brother over here got all this, man.
You know, I was here when this brother was a little boy, man.
I saw him when he was a little young and up in here, man.
And this guy got Lambo.
He got Learjet.
Man, what about me, man?
He need to hook me up, man.
You know what I'm saying?
hook me up and it was people were calling me racist when i was suggesting that it was black on black hatred haterade Well, folks, it looks exactly like what I had suggested on the last show.
Black on black haterism.
And as I suggested on the last show, all this black on black gang-related crime can be attributed, in my opinion, to Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg.
Because they were the ones that marketed this whole lifestyle, this image, this gangster idea on a national scale in the early 90s.
As a Democrat, I can be whatever I want to be, and I want to be that warm, creamy sensation in the shit funnel at the end of the day.
Deserves Little Respect00:04:22
Touch of Biden.
Oh, God.
That makes me so horny.
Man, you see, this is why I can't have serious conversations with you idiots, man.
I see, I try to have serious conversation with you morons, and then you go off the perv route.
You go off the troll route.
I mean, give me a freaking break, man.
All right, look at Joe Biden.
Thank you.
Joe Biden is a crap.
Anyone who is seriously considering voting for Joe Biden is a pedophile enabler.
It's extraordinarily obvious what he's doing, brazenly, in public photos.
I know.
It's just gross and disgusting.
Even more disgusting than when you soil your wheelchair.
Shut it up your ass, man.
Tired of you people text-to-speeching like that, man.
I'm tired of you people doing that crap.
Shut up.
God damn it, man.
I'm telling you, man, you all want me to end this goddamn son of a bitch and show early, don't you, huh?
You all want me to end this goddamn son of a bitch and show early.
God damn it.
You know what?
I need some more beer for Christ's sake, just to put up with you goddamn cyber vermin losers, man.
I need some more beer, man.
God damn it.
Sit over here and take this crap from you people, man.
I deserve more respect for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, I'm a capitalist.
And I deserve the respect accorded that damn title.
Do you understand me?
And not to mention, man, my illustrious 11-year internet broadcasting career, man.
11 years internet broadcasting career, man.
I mean, that deserves a little bit of goddamn respect, man.
That deserves a little bit of damn respect, you son of a bitch.
And let me tell you, you son of a bitch is in the chat room.
I'm looking at you, Milky Liquors.
I'm looking at you.
Flap your fat sausages of fingers on the keyboard, talking garbage at me.
If you keep talking that garbage, I'm going to get the hell out of here.
All right?
I'm going to get the hell out of here.
And you can just sit there and just flap your fat Cheeto state fingers on your own, you fucking ungrateful piece of trash.
Do you understand me?
Huh?
Do you understand me, you cuckhole connoisseur, enema bag cleaning, cauliflower cock having zombie cooch loving refugee pupic hair inspecting transicle turd burglar loving piece of crap?
Do you understand me?
Do you understand me?
Because I'm talking to you.
I'm talking to all of you, man.
Give me my goddamn drink.
Nothing like cold beer, man.
What is this?
True empty threats radio for $2?
Don't goddamn tempt me, you son of a bitch.
All right, don't tempt me, man.
We don't care.
God damn it, shut up, man.
Shut up.
If you don't care, why are you here?
Okay?
If you don't care, why are you here?
Why don't you tell me that, turkey tits?
Why are you here?
Give me my goddamn drink.
Why are you here?
Huh?
Why are you here?
You're here because you want to listen, man.
I know you do, you fucking trolls, even if you don't know it.
I know you do.
You want to listen to the financial insight to the political and social commentary, man.
You know it.
Even if you don't know it, you know it, man.
You know it.
Even if you don't know it, man, you know it, man.
The Value Of Cryptocurrency00:15:43
Oh my God.
Oh God, I need to.
Freaking, give me a tissue, man.
Give me a goddamn tissue, man.
Oh, God.
All right.
All right.
All right, you son of a bitch.
I'm getting tired of you.
You know what we're going to do?
We're going to get to the goddamn, we're going to get to the crypto markets.
All right, you son of a bitch.
Because I told you the last show, you remember when I tried to cover the cryptocurrency markets in episode 40?
Look back and if you don't believe me, I told you that the market cap of the entire, the entire cryptocurrency market at that time, and this was just two days ago, Nimrods, was $142 billion, all right?
$142 billion.
Have you taken a look at the market capitalization right now, you scumbags?
The entire market capitalization right now is $173 billion.
All right?
How do you like me now?
I tried the last show to tell you to start bottom feeding.
I tried to tell you, sons of bitches, but no.
You sons of bitches.
I don't do it, guys.
I told you, sons of bitches, that, as a matter of fact, I've been telling you throughout the whole goddamn times of these shows that it was bottom feeding time.
All right.
Bottom feeding time in the cryptocurrency markets, baby.
All right.
Now, why?
People are going to ask, ghost, why is it?
What's happening?
How come everybody is going into cryptocurrency?
Well, first and foremost, it's obvious because, you know, you got some Bitcoin ETFs that have been approved first and foremost.
Secondly, what is this?
Abandoned ship.
Anchor ships.
What the anchor ship ships are.
Can you shut up?
Shut this idiot.
Skip this idiot.
Skip this moron, for Christ's sake, man.
Z in chat equals boring segment.
You guys are sons of bitches, man.
You know that?
You guys are pieces of crap.
I'm sitting over here.
I'm shooting pearls for Christ's sake, man.
I'm shooting pearls to you people.
Jesus Christ, man.
Anyway, the reason I'm bringing up cryptocurrency is because people are starting to look towards cryptocurrency.
And look, you people don't.
See, you people don't give a shit.
You see, I'm glad that I give this to the inner circle.
And the inner circle is appreciative of the financial insight.
They're appreciative of what I say.
You people don't even care.
You people are just a bunch of idiots that are like, I'm bored.
I'm bored.
Well, the reason that cryptocurrency is raising is because of the instability of the Federal Reserve.
Okay?
Bitcoin has rallied to end up at $4,970.
It's over $5,000, you dumb, stupid dishrag digital whore.
Ripple has gained to 35 cents.
You're a fan of that.
Stupid, dumb, dirty, dishrag digital whore.
All right.
Do you understand that the reason that these cryptos are going up is because of the instability of the Federal Reserve?
The Federal Reserve has been constantly raising interest rates at dramatic rates.
Now, in the most recent times, they have put off raising interest rates.
They have left interest rates unchanged.
And the Federal Reserve, because they've raised interest rates so high, they have stagnated the exponential growth of the Trump economy.
And now you even got Wall Street suggesting that the Federal Reserve is not only just going to hold off on raising interest rates, they're talking about cutting interest rates.
This is a legitimate talk between Goldman Sachs and all these Wall Street bastards.
They're thinking that because of this extreme increase, I mean, you're talking about increasing the Federal Reserve by two points.
You know, the interest rates were two points, one and a half points.
I mean, you know, this has been dramatic.
And as a result, it has stagnated the economy.
And Wall Street believes that they are going to cut interest rates as opposed to leave it alone or raise it.
They think they're going to cut it.
And if they cut interest rates, folks, that means that there's going to be more printed money circulating in America.
And if there's more circulated money because they cut interest rates, that means that the value of the dollar goes down.
And when the value of the dollar goes down, when you exchange the dollar with cryptocurrency, that's when the cryptocurrency value goes up.
And that's why you've seen such a horrible market here within the past year as it relates to the cryptocurrency markets, because the Federal Reserve raised interest rates so high, it brought back at least a little bit of value to the dollar.
Because what does raising interest rate means?
It means that the Federal Reserve, who is in charge of monetary policy, FYI, the Federal Reserve, when it raises interest rates, it's trying to recall all these outstanding dollars that it had printed out.
It is trying to recall all these outstanding dollars to bring value back into the U.S. dollar.
And that's what they've been doing here for the past, I would say, couple of years.
Unfortunately, even Trump has said this on his Twitter, that this was a horrible decision, especially during the time when we had exponential growth.
Ash Blossom and Joyous Spring is down to $6.75 for Fantastical Dragon Fantasy $205 of extravagance.
$153 from $58.97.
I'm shooting pearls here.
Shut up.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Anyway, because Wall Street, excuse me, is expecting the Federal Reserve to cut interest rates, that's why you're seeing a lot of buy-in to that potential speculation.
Because if the Federal Reserve cuts interest rates, that means they're going to print more money.
And if they're going to print more money, that means anything that is exchanged with the U.S. dollar is going to go up in value.
Anything.
Just another boomer scam by the snake oil salesman.
What happened to 42?
What are you talking about?
I'm accumulating it as it's down, you son of a bitch.
It's you morons.
And we're like, you know, I'm going to get out of here because believe me, I'm trying to accumulate that coin even at these low rates, you dumbass.
And by the way, 42 coin was rather steady during this whole downturn of the whole cryptocurrency market, which is what I've always suggested, that it's a hedge against any kind of crypto contraction, which, let's be honest, it stood steady at over $25,000 for a long time.
So now that everybody's trying to sell their position in 42 to get in on some of these high increases percentage-wise in these other cryptos, that's why you're seeing it going down, you dumb shit.
People are idiots.
You see, you wouldn't know economics if it hit you in the face.
That's why you're you and I'm a capitalist.
All right, that's why.
All right, so let's just sit there and shut up.
All right, just sit there and shut up and watch and learn.
Okay.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me move on.
All right.
Once again, there's no need to cover the entire cryptocurrency market.
I just tried to tell you, I tried to tell you that, hey, this past Monday, the entire cryptocurrency market was at $142 billion.
Today, it's $173 billion for the entire cryptocurrency market.
So that's what I'm just saying.
And people are asking, well, why is Dogecoin going up?
You want to know why Dogecoin is going up?
Because of this fucking stupid idiot, Alon Musk, this fake scientist asshole.
All right.
That's why.
Bring back 40 Jew coins.
All right.
Shut up, idiot.
All right.
Did y'all read that he admitted that his favorite cryptocurrency ghost gotta ask this forgot last night.
Would investing in the pharmaceutical industry be worth investing?
No, because you have a lot of different entities, including this administration, that are trying to negotiate lower prices on their pharmaceuticals.
And, you know, that's going to be very tricky.
In my opinion, I'm not a farmer.
I only go to pharma or biotech companies if they're in the pipeline of experimentation and they're in the latter stages of that pipeline.
I mean, look up the pipeline of pharmaceuticals.
It shows you the different stages of how the FDA regulates certain pharmaceuticals.
And if they're at the latter part of that pipeline, that's when you can make the most money on pharmaceuticals or on biotech or anything of that nature.
So in my opinion, if you're going to take a look at anything, big pharma, little pharma, you know, anything biotech or anything of that nature, I would look at the tail end of the pipeline of FDA regulation.
So anyway, that's my advice.
All right.
Anyway, let's go ahead.
And like I said, and by the way, everybody's asking, you know, what cryptocurrency, what cryptocurrency?
I go with, you know, the factors, folks.
You have to go with the technology first.
The technology.
Whether or not, you know, smart contracts are working with these coins, whether or not there's some kind of just technology.
I don't want to, there's a whole bunch of coins that do a bunch of things.
Technologies first.
The second thing is whether or not the cryptocurrency is accepted as a means of exchanging goods and services.
Meaning if the cryptocurrency is widely accepted at shops, online, you know, people are accepting it to exchange goods and services.
That's another factor what you want to look at in investing or at least holding some of your fiat money in cryptocurrency.
The third thing you want to look at is the circulating supply.
I mean, you've got a lot of people promoting all these dumbass coins out here, and there's a whole bunch of them, and there's new ones that come on.
Somebody had asked me, what is this?
Hey, ghost, Ron Paul, who you were critical of during the 2012 election, warned the country about the abuse of power by the Federal Reserve.
Yeah.
You also criticized his stance on the gold standard.
Will you admit you were wrong at all, Paul?
No, no.
Look, if you want to lecture on the gold standard, I'll give it to you, okay?
But let me explain something in cryptocurrency, and I'll get back to the gold standard on why it's a fucking travesty to economic progress, okay?
First and foremost, somebody asked me about Ravencoin, and I was like, I don't know what the fuck Ravencoin is.
Anyway, I'm looking at Ravencoin here.
It's RVN.
It's like five cents right now.
But if you take a look at the goddamn circulating supply, 3,247,137,000 in circulation.
And it looks like it's going to continue to be mined.
All right.
Let me go ahead and take a look at how long it's going to be mined because, oh yeah, maximum supply, 21 billion in circulation.
Now, the reason I focus so much on circulation is because so many people believe that if they get like a Raven coin at the cheap and they hold on to it, that eventually you'll get to Bitcoin prices.
You have to look first and foremost at a very whole bunch of factors when it comes to Bitcoin.
First and foremost, Bitcoin was the first blockchain cryptocurrency technology to exist.
So it's going to be at the top of mind on everybody.
You can't buy that type of advertising.
So based upon that top of mind advertising of Bitcoin, you're going to have overspeculation.
And that's exactly what happened in Bitcoin.
You had a massive amount of irrational overspeculation because there's nothing backing Bitcoin.
Nothing.
I mean, it's just a mere beginning of the blockchain technology.
I mean, have you taken a look at the transfer fees of Bitcoin?
Have you taken a look at the transfer speeds of Bitcoin?
I mean, this is just a, it's a joke.
But because it's at the top of mind and you have people understanding that, hey, wait a minute, Bitcoin keeps going up and it keeps going up.
You just had over speculators buying more and more of it.
And at some point, it came to a header, which was at the $20,000 mark, which we will never ever see again.
You will never see a Bitcoin at $20,000.
I was telling people that this is way overspeculated.
There's nothing.
What's the value in Bitcoin?
There is none.
The only value is in the speculation of everybody believing that it's worth something.
So anyway, the reason I'm saying this is because how did Bitcoin get to 20,000?
Because it had a lower circulating supply.
At the time that Bitcoin was $20,000, the circulating supply, the outstanding circulation of Bitcoin was at $16 million.
$16 million.
M, $16 million.
So if you divide the $16 million by $20,000, I mean, this is literally how you get the market capitalization, or you should times it, to get the market capitalization of the entire market.
Why Dogecoin Never Stops00:06:02
Now, if you're holding one of these coins that are over in the billions, in the billions in circulation, come on.
What are the odds that your coin that's in the billions of circulation, it's even going to get into the $20 range, let alone the $20,000 range.
I mean, if you take a look, go look right now on Google and Google up how much money is there in the world.
And they're going to give you a CIA statistic of $75 trillion.
$75 trillion of fiat currency means paper money that's circulating in the world today.
50, or excuse me, 75 trillion.
Now, you take a look at like XRP.
Let's take a look at like, which is Ripple.
Everybody's like, oh, Ripple's great.
Ripple's great.
And I do believe Ripple's going to give you a small return.
I mean, we've seen Ripple as high as like, what, two or two bucks?
But some people, because they don't understand the market, believe that if they get Ripple and they hold on to it, that it's going to get $10,000, $20,000.
That's impossible.
That's impossible.
I mean, look at the circulating supply.
The circulating supply is $41,743,765,071.
And if you take a look, if it even goes over $100 or $150, that's way over the amount of current fiat currency in circulation in the world today.
So that physically means that it's impossible for XRP to get past a certain price because there's only $75 trillion in fiat for anyone to buy this shit.
So I'm just trying to tell people that circulating supply is a big factor when it comes to investing in cryptocurrency, man.
Now, I was going to get to this Raven coin.
You take a look at this dumbass Raven coin.
Where the hell is it?
Here it is.
What is it?
3 billion in circulation?
3 billion?
3 billion?
I mean, what's the maximum capacity of gain that you could possibly get?
Given the fact that, you know, you can Google up how much fiat currency is in the world.
It's 75 trillion.
So how much could Ravencoin realistically go up when the circulation right now is at 3 billion and the total circulation is 21 billion?
I mean, give me a break.
Now I've got people asking me about Dogecoin.
Okay, let me tell you something about Dogecoin.
The reason you're seeing this spike is because dumbass Elon Musk claimed that it was his favorite cryptocurrency.
And you know what Elon Musk is trying to do?
I mean, this guy knows how to just grab free money and put it in his pocket.
Okay.
What he's trying to do by suggesting that Dogecoin, which is a ridiculous fucking concept, but the only thing keeping it alive is you stupid morons that are like, oh, I like the dog.
It's a meme.
And yay, spaghetti, yay.
Those are the only people that are that are invested in this garbage.
It's garbage.
It's never going to stop mining, you idiots.
All right.
It's never going to stop mining.
I mean, you do understand that Dogecoin right now, and it's never going to stop.
It's going to continue to continue to mine Dogecoin.
Right now, Dogecoin, the fucking circulation of Doge, 118 billion.
Billion.
118 billion.
Okay?
Now, the reason that it's going up is because Elon Musk said, oh, this is my favorite coin and I like it.
And yay, spaghetti.
Because he's not stupid.
He was born on the internet.
He knows how to freaking wave the meme magic wand on you trolls and like, yay, Elon Musk, he likes our little meme coin.
We're not stupid.
We're not immature little jerks.
Yay.
And since Elon Musk said that, did you see Dogecoin's Twitter account?
Dogecoin now that Elon Musk suggested that it's his favorite coin.
Now they want to vote in a leader into their little organization so that.
And who do you think invest in Ghostcoin?
Yeah, no kidding.
Who do you think that Dogecoin is going to entertain as the leader or the head of this project?
Given the fact that Elon Musk just said that this was his favorite coin.
It's called Elon Musk.
Elon Musk is going to be, I mean, I'm telling you, man.
And you know what?
He's going to, he's ganking money right out of you idiots.
And you're like, yay, Dogecoin.
Yay.
It's never going to stop mining, you idiots.
And there's already $118 billion in circulation.
It's never going to stop mining.
It's a shit coin.
It's garbage.
I mean, you know what Dogecoin is?
It's a testament to how stupid people are online.
And they're like, yay, it's a meme.
Yeah, I love it.
Stupid morons.
Anyway, let me get back to this person, Ron Paul Revolution, who donated and asked, hey, ghost, do you like the gold standard?
No, I don't.
Post Industrial Revolution Wealth00:07:55
And listen, the Federal Reserve, whether you like them or not, they've put themselves in a position where you can't get rid of them.
You can't.
And let me explain something to you, okay?
When the Federal Reserve was created in 1913, if you take a look at America pre-1913, it was an unbelievable impoverished joke.
Okay.
Damn dirty coons.
Shut up, asshole.
All right.
Shut up.
Well, listen.
Prior to 1913, which is the inception of the Federal Reserve, it was an unbelievable poverty.
We were at the end of the Industrial Revolution because remember, the Industrial Revolution happened in the mid-1800s.
And in the mid-1800s, that's when the oligarchs of the Industrial Revolution emerged.
I'm talking about the Carnegies.
I'm talking about the Rockefellers, the J.P. Morgans, the Harrimans, you know, the Vanderbilts, these people, these oligarchs.
And what they did, because they were the ones that brought in the Industrial Revolution, they basically monopolized.
This is where we get the game monopoly, by the way.
They monopolized most of the circulating currency, which was backed by a gold standard.
All right?
I mean, you know, remember, post-Industrial Revolution, let's take a look at the 1890s, which was post-Industrial Revolution.
There was a lot of leftism that was starting to fervor in that time period.
A lot of anarchism, a lot of socialism.
You can take a look at a book, which I have and many of people in the inner circle have, called the Encyclopedia of the American Left.
And if you take a look at that book, a lot of that encyclopedia of American leftism transpired during the time of post-Industrial Revolution to the inception of the Federal Reserve in 1913.
And by the way, lest we forget in the 18, was it 1890, late 1890s, mid-1890s, President McKinley was assassinated because of the discrepancy of poor and rich in the post-Industrial Revolution.
So here we are, we're in the new 20th century, and you have a monopolization of most of the currency that is under the gold standard.
Now, what's wrong with the gold standard?
You can only print out so much money in a gold standard.
You can only print out so much money.
Invest in ranch coin.
You know you want to.
No fiat currency limit to worry about the amount of budgets.
Shut up.
I'm shooting pearls here, idiot.
I'm shooting pearls.
Smoke up some.
Look, shut up.
I'm trying to kick you pearls here.
And this was the justification for the 1913 charter of the Federal Reserve.
Okay?
If you take a look, the gold standard, you can only print out so much money in a gold standard.
The reserve can only be so much.
You can only hold so much growth.
Okay?
So as a result, because those that were in the Industrial Revolution who created the railroads, who created the steel, who created the oil, who created the electricity, et cetera, they pretty much had a monopoly on all the outstanding gold-backed currency at the time.
So what the folks who monopolized most of the gold standard currency wanted to do was tell the United States that, look, we've got the monopoly on the gold standard currency, and we feel that we can do monetary policy better than government-run monetary policy.
And because, you know, let's be honest, our system in America is built upon campaign funds and you got the oligarchs that control most of the money putting the money into the politicians' campaign contribution accounts, it was very easy to create the Federal Reserve Charter.
Now, I know there's a bunch of stories around that.
You know, the story of Jekyll Island, you know, the Jekyll Island story and all this other stuff.
Regardless, the Federal Reserve comes into power in 1913.
Now, if you take 1913 to 1929, that was the biggest amount of American economic growth that we have ever seen until, believe it or not, our president came into power.
The biggest amount of economic growth.
I mean, y'all have heard of the Roaring 20s, right?
If not, look up the Roaring 20s.
It was a rich time in American history, a rich time for everybody.
Now, what brought that on?
What brought that on was that the monetary, I guess the monetary purveyors, the Federal Reserve, printed out the money and gave the individual the opportunity to be able to make money work for them, which, of course, came the prevalence, at least in the majority of people, the stock market, stock market, taking out loans for property and businesses.
These are things that were really prevalent post-1913, going into the 20s.
And as a result, you had these, you had new money.
You had new wealth being generated.
And by the way, you haven't seen that, you know, pre-1913.
Pre-1913, the oligarchs were set.
I mean, that's why you had so much socialist and leftist and anarchist fervor at that time.
Remember Carnegie's factory got taken over by a bunch of freak show anarchists?
Shrimp to kill my...
All right, shut up, asshole.
I'm not joking.
So all I'm simply stating is, is that the general people were able to make money.
And that's why the majority of economic growth, besides the time that our president came into power here two years ago, was the biggest economic boom we've ever seen.
Now, unfortunately, with every boom, there's a bust, okay?
And, you know, we can get into what happened.
You know, the stock market crashed in 1929.
You had a lot of people that, you know, traded on margin, meaning that when you trade stocks on margin, your broker gives you 100% on your money.
So let's say you've got like 10,000 in your account at that time.
Your broker would give you 20,000 to trade.
And if you ever fell below a certain point, there would be something called margin call, and you'd have to literally give them back that money, or you'd be in some big, big crap.
And unfortunately, in 1929, when the stock market crashed, you saw a lot of people couldn't make their margin calls.
And a lot of things ensued, man.
A lot of things ensued.
Need A Viable Alternative00:11:02
And listen, I already see people in the chat room saying, I'm born.
I'm this, I'm that.
I mean, but listen, whether you like the Federal Reserve or not, it's because of their monetary policy.
And look, the only other alternative at this point is cryptocurrency because there is no other alternative.
Let me tell you something right now.
If President Trump was like, Rod Paul, Rod Paul, Rod Paul, and decided to audit the Fed, we would go into economic meltdown.
Our dollar wouldn't be worth a fucking penny, and it would be the end of the world as we know it.
Because that means that if we audit the Fed, the legitimacy of the dollar that we own is going to be illegitimate.
So any kind of bank savings that you have, any, I'm not kidding.
You people think I'm lying.
You people think I'm lying.
I'm not kidding around.
I mean, there is no goddamn alternative other than fucking cryptocurrency.
Because cryptocurrency, there is no Federal Reserve.
There is no central bank.
It's an arbitrary algorithm that's enabled to distribute cryptocurrency in a pay, what do you call it?
Jesus Christ, my mind went blind.
Pay-per-paper work.
Yeah, look at this.
Z-ZZ, yeah.
Whatever.
I mean, it knows through an arbitrary algorithmic program that it's only going to distribute so much currency.
And beyond that, it won't distribute so much.
And as a result, you don't need a Federal Reserve.
You don't need someone to say, hey, wait, we've distributed too much money.
Let's go ahead and raise interest rates, etc.
Nigger.
You see what I'm saying, man?
I'm trying to give you guys some knowledge here.
I mean, the only other alternative that we have here is fucking cryptocurrency because cryptocurrency is not a financial instrument.
It's money.
It's a currency.
All right.
I mean, just to prove that cryptocurrency solves money issues, take a look at Zimbabwe.
Zimbabwe had overprinted so much money that it cost like $50,000 Zimbabwe dollars to buy toilet paper, meaning that the Zimbabwe dollar could be used as toilet paper and it'll be cheaper than toilet paper.
I mean, that's how much they overprinted Zimbabwe dollars.
So who did that hurt?
That hurt Zimbabwe farmers who produce commodities and livestock.
So how are they going to get paid if their money's meaningless?
They used cryptocurrency.
And because cryptocurrency is not a country-based system, it's a global currency.
We don't want it.
Shut up.
Yeah, shut your stupid mouth.
All right.
Because it's a global currency, the Zimbabwe farmers took cryptocurrency as a means of selling their livestock, selling their crops, and they were actually able to make money by cashing out that cryptocurrency in Nigeria or Kenya or any of these other cryptocurrency favorable countries that are not too far from them.
They were still able to get paid.
So, my point is this, all right?
I know a lot of people, you know, you're like, I'm bored, I don't get it.
I don't know.
I mean, if y'all hate the Federal Reserve that much, cryptocurrency is the only other alternative.
The only other alternative.
Because let's say, like I said, Donald Trump gets a rate of fee or else that's shut up.
Shut up.
You've been making my life a living hell today.
Shut your mouth.
The Zimbabwe farmers use crypto in the chat.
Yes, Zimbabwe farmers.
You can look it up.
As a matter of fact, it's a great read.
Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is, is all you people that are anti-Federal Reserve, you need to come up with another viable alternative.
And that viable alternative is cryptocurrency.
That's why, let's be honest, it's the Wall Street guys that have all the money and the market cap necessary to be able to make the whole damn market of cryptocurrency go back and forth, up and down, up and down.
And while they're trying to squeeze out all these people, because let's be honest, who are the majority of these people that are in cryptocurrency?
It's a bunch of neckbeards.
It's a bunch of dorks.
It's a bunch of computer nerds that don't understand the first thing of investing.
So when you've got Wall Street who've got billions and billions of dollars of other people's money that they could just throw into this market and manipulate it, make it go up and down, up and down, so that they can accumulate.
Because that's what they're doing, folks.
I mean, you know, Coinbase, that's the United States major cryptocurrency trader.
Coinbase is now offering cold storage for investors that are institutional investors that want to keep massive amounts of cryptocurrency offline.
And they're using that as a part of their business strategy.
And they've got a lot of, they've got a lot of clients.
So the point I'm trying to make is, folks, is that they, the Wall Street guys, the banksters, these people are trying to accumulate most of these cryptocurrencies.
So even if it does take into it, does take as an alternative fiat or alternative fiat, they'll have most of it anyway.
They'll have most of it anyway.
So that's why I keep telling you people that cryptocurrency is very, very important if you're against the Federal Reserve.
But if you're against the Federal Reserve and you don't like cryptocurrency, then what's the fucking alternative?
What's the alternative?
Is the alternative to go and let the government print it out for you?
I mean, Zimbabwe and all these other governments that have tried to play monetary masters will show you that these people will not stop printing the money.
They'll never stop printing the money.
Fuck you, asshole.
I'm shooting pearls to you, you dumbass.
I'm shooting pearls.
If you're a stupid, dumb idiot that doesn't appreciate the pearls I'm shooting you, you're a fucking idiot, right?
You're a fucking wall.
One of the reasons I prefer to avoid investing in Bitcoin or other crypto is the wildly fluctuating prices.
Patiently waiting.
Great show.
That's the point, though.
Capitalizing baby.
These fluctuations, these massive fluctuations is when you can get the most amount of liquid.
You know, when you're in the stock market day trading, you know, like you're holding a stock for five or 10 minutes or 30 minutes and then getting out of it and you're getting a small amount of money in that small trade.
That's liquidity.
There is a massive amount of liquid capital in these big sways up and down on cryptocurrency.
You just have to be there monitoring and understanding the factors in general that makes these swings.
Who are the Wall Street Goldman Sachs, JP Morgan?
Do you remember Jamie Dimon, who was the, he still is, the CEO of JP Morgan?
Do you remember when he tried to bash Bitcoin and he bashed Bitcoin?
I think twice.
First time he said, I wouldn't invest in Bitcoin.
Are you kidding me?
My idiot daughter.
She invested in Bitcoin and made like three grand and now she thinks she's an expert.
And that caused the cryptocurrency markets to go down.
Then he said it again.
Then he said it again and said, you know what?
If I found any one of my people in the United States trading crypto, I'd fire him on the spot.
Meanwhile, as cryptocurrency was going down because Jamie Dimon said that, JP Morgan in Europe and other markets were the ones grabbing up all that downfall.
So I'm just saying, man, I mean, these guys aren't stupid.
Wall Street and the banks are not stupid.
All right.
They have patience and time to outweight you impatient fucks.
I hate to say it.
They have time and patience.
I mean, take a look at Warren Buffett.
Warren Buffett became a billionaire exclusively on trading stocks because he has patience.
He invests in stocks that he's going to invest in for at least 10 years.
He's a long-term investor.
So when he has a hunch and based upon his analysis of earnings and supply and demand and stuff of that nature, what is this?
Grassy hand ranch, ranch hand?
I fart.
Like, shut up.
I'm trying to talk here.
So Europe is in control.
What does that mean?
Europe is in control.
What the hell does that mean?
Europe is in control.
What the hell?
What do you mean?
Thank you for the concise and quick answer.
Hey, man, I mean, this is how you get money.
I mean, everybody wants to be rich.
Everybody wants to accumulate money.
But, man, it's not going to happen to you.
You have to go and make it happen.
And, you know, in the process of you trying to make it happen, it doesn't mean that you're going to be successful every fucking time.
All right.
Buffett wasn't successful every fucking time.
Gates wasn't successful every fucking time.
I mean, all these people are not successful every freaking time, man.
You have to have the balls.
I mean, that's what capitalism does.
You have to have the balls to make a call and live and die by that call.
You know, there's some people that, you know, they want to make a decision and because it's the wrong decision, they want to blame somebody else.
You know, you people need to realize that in this United States of America, if you make a decision, whether or not somebody kind of suggested the decision to you or, I mean, you're the one that makes the fucking decision on whether or not, hey, you know, should I invest in this or should I, it's you.
And if it's a wrong decision, you need to live by it and stop being a fucking idiot and blaming the world, blaming Jews, blaming this, blaming that.
It's your fault, man.
And you know what?
It's okay.
That's the game.
That's what happens.
Most Politicians Have Dirty Secrets00:03:56
All right.
I mean, you got to learn from it.
You can't just fucking fail and be like, oh, I just failed.
I'm sorry.
You know what I'm saying?
You got to learn something.
You got to learn something for Christ's sake.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Because JP Morgan's European.
No, you.
JP Morgan's an American fucking Wall Street company, you fucking moron.
All right.
They have a European division.
All right.
Jamie Dimon is the CEO of the whole company.
All right.
And he talked about how he, if he fucking saw any of his people on the floor trading this crap, he'd fire him.
Meanwhile, he had his European wing, you fucking stupid, absent-minded, uneducated moron.
He had his European wing buying Bitcoin when he criticized it and caused it to fall.
Jesus Christ, no wonder you people are idiots, man.
Jew capitalist radio.
Yeah, real funny asshole.
Yeah.
You see, while you're out there hating Jews and playing with your own fucking prick and not doing anything, you know, people are capitalizing.
So why aren't you doing it?
Why aren't you capitalizing?
Why aren't you doing something?
I'd buy that for a dog.
John Pierre Morgan, LOL.
Do you know that J.P. Morgan funded Tom Edison, you fucking idiot?
J.P. Morgan was a real dude.
He was an American, you jerk off.
All right.
He funded Thomas Edison, and it's because of J.P. Morgan we got electricity, you dick.
Well, not because of him, but he's the one who funded the infrastructure of the electrical girl that missed the first electrical grade.
The deep state always put perves and criminals in political power so they can one, blackmail them and two, get rid of them when they become inconvenient.
That's why the GOP had Dennis Hastert, and that's why Dems have Creepy Joe.
MK Ultra rules in Hollywood and D.C.
Well, it depends on who you are in D.C. You know, remember, politics is power, nothing more.
And because you're, let's be honest, anybody who's going to try to attain power, they either have, which is in a low percentage route, they either have a valiant reason to, which, you know, there's not that many people that really have a valiant reason, except for Trump and a couple other people that I might mention, but or you're just a sick maniac that wants power so you can do whatever the hell it is that you want to do.
And that's literally why most people obtain power in politics.
Most people that obtain power in politics all have something dirty on them.
Even if they aren't some sick fucking Catholic pedophile freak show, they've all got dirt on them.
JPP Morgan, shut up, idiot.
No, seriously.
And that's how everything stays even teal in Washington.
It's a very sick, psychotic game in Washington.
And the reason that they're playing this way is because us, the people that are supposed to be in charge of them, we don't pay attention.
They've got us fighting each other.
They've got us racially divided.
They've got us divided because, oh, LGBTQ, black folks, white folks, white privilege, etc.
Get to Trump cucking on immigration already.
He's polling terribly in Pennsylvania right now because he's failed to go to the bottom of the bank.
Shut up, it's going to be hands down.
But we got an embassy in Jerusalem, so it's okay, right?
Shut up.
And by the way, people are saying, hey, hey, Nikola Tesla invented electricity.
No, you know what he invented?
He invented an idea of electricity in which it was a Wi-Fi electricity.
I don't want, you know that Bitcoin.
I don't want to talk about it.
I'm a millennial.
Public Education System Power00:05:41
Sorry.
Blame the school system.
Don't blame us.
I've been trying to blame the school system.
I get it, man.
I get it.
But who's going to do anything about it?
Who's going to do anything about it, man?
You know, here, let me.
I want you to listen to somebody, okay, since you motherfuckers are out here saying it's the school's fault.
All right?
It's the school's fault.
I mean, how are we supposed to do anything?
Let me tell you something.
The reason the schools can give you an inept education is because the teachers and the administrators have power of the system.
That's why you damn near have to be in a janitor's closet butt naked with an underage teen before you're actually kicked out of school as a teacher.
It's because they have the power.
And they have the biggest union in the country.
And because the biggest union in the country is sought after by many politicians and they have a lot of money in dues from these unions, they have the position to stay in power.
And I'm talking the public education system.
They could stay in power indefinitely because they have so much money in these unions that they can pay off goddamn politicians like it's no big deal.
I want you to listen to somebody here.
This was the former teachers union, the National Educators Association Union general counsel, the lawyer of the National Education Association.
This is one of the biggest unions of teachers in America.
I want you to listen to his words.
This was his farewell speech.
His name is Bob Shannon.
Listen, listen to this.
And then you'll understand if you had been to public education why you were nothing more than a piece of trash that was justified for not only a teacher's salary, but administrator salaries, janitor salaries, everybody who works in a fucking public education school.
Listen to Bob Shannon.
This is the lawyer.
This is the lawyer to the teachers' union.
Remember that as you're listening.
Bob Shannon, this was the lawyer of the teachers' union.
Go ahead and put it on, engineer.
Put it on right now.
And that brings me to my final and most important.
Hey, we can't hear that, engineer.
Can you give me another fucking guy?
Come on, get another one.
Get one where we can hear his son of a bitch and ass.
All right, I want one where we can hear him for Christ's sake.
You got another one?
And that brings me to the house.
We can't hear him.
We can't fucking hear him.
Damn it.
Of course.
When I first came to NEA in the early 60s.
Jesus, you son of a bitch.
I mean, I'm not going to be able to get Bob Shannon.
I'm not going to be able to get this.
I mean, this is very important for Christ's sake, man.
This is very important.
And that brings me to my final and most important point, which is why, at least in my opinion, NEA and its affiliates are such effective advocates.
Despite what some among us would like to believe, it is not because of our creative ideas.
It is not because of the merit of our positions.
It is not because we care about children.
And it is not because we have a vision of a great public school for every child.
NEA and its affiliates are effective advocates because we have power.
And we have power because there are more than 3.2 million people who are willing to pay us hundreds of millions of dollars in dues each year because they believe that we are the unions that can most effectively represent them.
The unions that can protect their rights and advance their interests as education employees.
Now, did y'all hear that right there?
Bob Shannon, you know, spoken like a goddamn true freaking sick maniac lawyer.
He said, it's not because of our love of children.
It's not because we want to be good teachers.
No, we are here because we have power.
So, you know, for the guy that said, hey, I'm a millennial.
I'm sorry.
Blame the public education.
How in the hell are we going to combat that?
This is why public education isn't going anywhere unless you young people start raising up and start saying, hey, look, we're not going to go to school.
All right.
And if we are going to go to school, you know what we're going to do?
We're all going to walk out and we're going to just lie down.
All right.
We're just going to lie down across the street.
All right.
We're just going to lie down and protest because we want either a better education or we don't need no education.
You know what I'm saying?
He sounds just like Chuck Schumer, the Turbo Kika.
Hey, no, don't go.
Listen, Juan Wick, he obviously sounds like a disgusting freaking lawyer.
Retain Information Baby00:03:36
I'd like to point out you don't invent electricity.
It was there before people discover it.
You understand what I'm saying, Captain Hook.
We get it, all right?
It's harnessing electricity into light.
Because prior to J.P. Morgan investing in Thomas Edison's idea, people were burning lamps and oil lamps and things of that capacity.
So anyway, look, I hope that that answers your question.
I'm a millennial, I'm sorry.
And I hope that the previous soliloquy I gave about the gold standard and about the Federal Reserve, I hope that it reigns supreme, all right?
And listen, if you dislike this show, it's because you're a goddamn pathetic, weak-minded loser, man.
I'm out here, I'm shooting pearls to you people, man.
Who else is going to tell you this crap?
I mean, seriously, who else is going to tell you that?
They ain't going to tell you this.
They ain't going to tell you this crap.
So anyway, look, I'm going to get another beer for Christ's sake.
You people don't even care.
I mean, I'm sitting over here shooting pearls for Christ's sake.
I'm trying to spark synapses in your freaking absent-minded brains.
And it's just, it's like talking to a fucking MooMoo cow.
You know, it's like talking to a fucking MooMoo cow.
I'm sitting over here, I'm talking, I'm talking, I'm talking.
And then when I ask you, hey, what do you think?
It's like talking to a fucking Moo Moo cow, man.
I'm like, look, I'm trying to tell you.
Look, and then I ask you, do you understand?
Great.
It's just great.
I feel so great.
Yeah, I feel so wonderful.
Yeah.
Jesus Christ, man.
You would think that you people would at least, at the very least, you know, take some of these pearls that I'm giving to you and, you know, get your shine on with them.
All right.
Get your shine on for Christ's sake.
All right.
I need some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
More beer, man.
That's goddamn right.
We do care, but most of us aren't able to receive information.
It goes in and out.
Wish it didn't.
Well, whose fault is that?
Is that the capitalist's fault?
Huh?
Is that the capitalist's fault who's making all the money and balling and all that shit?
Whose fault is that?
Is that your fault?
Is that society's fault?
Is that your mommy's fault?
Whose fault is that, for Christ's sake, man?
Whose fault is that?
That's why you got to retain information, baby.
You got to be able to absorb information because if you don't, no one's going to fucking here, Billy.
Let me hold your hand and let's here.
Let's read the directions of life, Billy.
Here.
Let's read the directions of life, Billy, here.
Okay, let me hold your hand and we're going to get through this life together.
That's not how it fucking works, you dumbasses.
That's not how it works.
God damn it, man.
I'm sitting over here.
I'm trying, man.
I'm trying to shoot pearls to you, morons, and you don't care.
You don't care, man.
Oh, it's the vaccine's fault.
Oh, we're going that direction now, huh?
Now, granted, I don't believe in vaccines.
I think they're going way out of proportion, but come on, man.
Seventy Two Vaccinations By Seven00:03:43
It's the vaccine's fault.
Oh, it's ghost's fault.
It's my fault now.
You know, I'm the only one out here putting out this information for general consumption, but now it's my fault for Christ's sake, man.
Just sit there and shut up.
Just shut your mouth.
For Christ's sake, man.
You see, let me tell you, I'm glad I have the inner circle because I have these types of intellectual discussions with the inner circle.
I mean, that's why they know so many things, man.
That's why they're intelligent.
You understand that?
And look, Ghost is an anti-vaxxer.
He's an anti-vaxxer.
There was no such thing as anti-vaxxers, you idiot.
You know, when my kids were going to school, I think they may got like, well, how many schools?
Maybe like five or six vaccinations throughout their whole schooling, okay?
And, you know, even I mean, I'm not even joking.
I raised children.
I did not see that many vaccinations.
They're now getting 72 vaccinations.
It's the psychotropic drugs.
Well, of course, I was going to get to that.
72 vaccinations to your average child by the age of like seven or some shit.
Have you heard about this?
72 different fucking vaccinations by the age of fucking seven.
Are you kidding me?
Come on, man.
Is that really?
I mean, what's going on here is all I got to say.
And the psychotropic drugs is absolutely right.
Psychotropic drugs, folks, are the worst thing that anyone ever did to children.
And let me tell you something, man.
If you're close to your family and your mom and dad sent you to one of these pseudoscientists, these psychiatrists, these psychologists, and then after one or two sessions, they're like, here, pop this.
Everything will be great.
Then you should probably distance yourself from your parents because you want to know what most of this is.
I'm going to be honest, okay?
Let's just be honest.
The majority of why parents send their kids to psychologists so that they don't have to deal with them.
Are you kidding me?
You don't think that your parents loved giving you a goddamn pill to make you docile and throw you in front of a goddamn boob tube or a violent video game so you could shut your mouth for about 12 hours?
They'd love, bro dog!
Sup, ghost.
Couldn't listen into the show earlier.
What are your thoughts on the Bitcoin pump?
Cheers.
Bro dog in the house, $25.
It's the butter.
It's the butter.
Shut up.
I'm just simply stating, folks, I think that you should spit on your parents' face if they sent you to one of these goddamn psychiatrists and all they do is give you goddamn psychotropic drugs.
I mean, it's your parents' fault, man.
They didn't want to take care of you.
Oh, my son has ADD.
That's what kids are supposed to do, man.
They're fucking, they got a lot of energy.
They're a ball of energy.
All right.
Why don't you stop giving them sugary ass treats and fucking all that other crap?
No, I'm going to go ahead and give them something to sedate them until they're 18 years old.
That's what I'm going to do.
Okay?
Yeah.
Anyway, the Bitcoin rise is because of the ETF on Bitcoin that has been approved by the Wall Street authorities.
And as a result, that's why you're seeing a lot of enthusiasm in the Bitcoin market.
But as it relates to the general cryptocurrency market, calling it an all right, cheers patiently, Wade.
I'm glad that, you know, I'm giving you some insight.
Psychotropic Drug Shit00:04:30
I know a thing or two about a thing or two.
All right.
Anyway, I just want to say that the reason everybody else is going into the other cryptocurrency coins is because the Federal Reserve, at least in Wall Street's perspective, is going to cut interest rates.
Spit on ghosts.
Go shoving up your ass, man.
All right.
I'm trying.
Man, why do I even bother?
I mean, why do I even bother shooting pearls at some of you people?
Why do I even bother trying to give you, you know, I'm a fucking, I'm leading you to knowledge.
So psychotropic drugs fucked our brain up.
How do we get our brain back?
You don't.
Because it's not like we want to be stupid.
You don't.
I think most of us in the chat agrees.
I hate to say this, fake Jack.
I hate to say this.
You don't get your brain back.
Because remember, what these people are doing by making you take these pills, this is not like natural herbs and this is not actual vitamins and minerals that they're putting in these pills.
This is chemicals.
These are chemicals that are meant to rearrange your brain chemistry.
And once your brain chemistry is rearranged, there's no going back.
You're always going to have the idiosyncrasies that you have been enforced upon because of the re-chemistry, the re-chemical calibration of your brain.
That's what all this psychotropic drug shit is.
You'll never be the same if you take psychotropic drugs ever again.
I mean, that's the whole point is to rearrange your brain chemistry.
So, I mean, there's no going back.
There's no going back.
I mean, even though I know people that have stopped taking the drugs, let me tell you, they have a hard time, you know, even without the drug because it rearranged their whole fucking brain chemistry, dude.
I mean, it is what it is.
That's what it is.
As a matter of fact, look, let's, all right, that's enough.
All right.
I mean, look, I'm drinking alcohol, okay?
Alcohol is a chemical substance.
It has restructured my brain chemistry.
But of course, I've drank copious amounts of it, etc.
But because it's a chemical, it has chemically induced my brain into believing that I'm physically addicted to this shit.
All right.
It has induced my brain into, you know, having different neurological.
It's a bunch of shit.
I mean, it rearranges a bunch of things.
Just imagine popping a chemical, very potent pill.
And you're doing that on a constant basis.
And by the way, these pills that they give you, they're worse for your liver than alcohol.
Psychotropic drugs are worse for your liver than alcohol.
Have you seen these people that have been taking like mad psychotropic pills and they're like 25 years old and yet they look like they're 40, you know, like they're 38 or something.
They have all these line creases on their forehead and shit.
It's because the pills destroy the liver faster than alcohol.
And that's why, you know, if you take a look at some of these people that have been, you know, it's fluoride in the water.
Well, I don't drink tap water, so it is what it is.
But like I said, I mean, you know, this is what I'm saying.
I mean, the pills that are in the psychic, the psychotropic drug pills, they destroy your body faster.
They put lines and creases on your head.
You know, you could tell who has been either boozing really hard or pill popping by looking at their forehead.
And if there's a lot of lines and creases on somebody's forehead, that means that they've been drugging, drinking, or pill popping.
Always remember that.
The top of the forehead, and you see a lot of lines on there, especially deep lines, it's not good, baby.
They've been doing something.
That's all I'm saying.
They've been doing something.
That's all I'm saying.
Anyway, look, I didn't mean to go off in this tirate, folks.
You know, I'm just, I'm sitting over here drinking.
You know, I'm just sitting over here drinking, having a good time here, trying to talk to some folks, trying to enlighten folks, trying to spark synapses in the brains of folks.
So anyway, cheers anyway.
I Want The Salad00:13:28
Cheers to everybody out there who's listening.
Fake Jackler.
You're right, ghost.
I haven't had psychotropic drugs in like 20 years, but I'm barely able to pay attention.
Yeah.
It fucking sucks.
I wish there was something I could do about it.
I'm really trying to pay attention.
I know what you can do if you want my opinion.
I'm not a doctor or anything, fake Jackler.
But a lot of brain ailments, like central nervous system ailments and whatnot, are vitamin B12 and B6 deficiencies.
You see, this is why if I stop drinking, like let's say I try to go cold turkey tomorrow, which I've done many times.
I've already done twice within the past two years and it's not been good.
Every time I did so, I would have panic attacks.
I would have, you know, heart palpitations.
I would have, you know, shortness of breath.
I would have tingliness and all this other.
All these things are vitamin B6, B12 deficiencies.
And the reason that I have B12 and B6 deficiency is because when you're drinking copious amounts of alcohol, alcohol eats away B vitamins out of your body like candy.
Okay.
So if you're not having enough B12 in your system, and then hey, you idiots that are like, hey, monster has B12, sip them.
Hey, you can have a B12 overdose as well.
But the bottom line is because I drink, I have B12, B6, Nicin, a couple of other vitamin deficiencies which cause panic attacks and central nervous systems and stuff like that.
So what I do is, believe it or not, I, in the mornings, I load up on vitamins.
I have liquid vitamins.
Believe it or not, liquid vitamins are better because you could put more vitamins into a liquid, a liquid glass, and it goes into your bloodstream a lot faster when you drink your vitamins.
So there's many different kinds of vitamins in you, which the one I take is like fucking loaded with everything that you could possibly think of.
And, you know, I take vitamins and I also hook it up with a salad.
I have a badass salad recipe.
It is a power punch health punch salad.
I was on antidepressants after high school for about a year.
I've been off them and any type of prescription drug for over a year.
It wasn't until recently I've truly realized my reactions to pain and emotional trauma has been significantly dulled.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, this is not a joke, man.
I mean, you have gotten your brain chemistry has been rearranged, dude.
It's been rearranged, you want a genius.
It sucks.
Would you lick a toad if you had to?
No, I think, you know, you're talking about licking toad for hallucinogenic highs.
I wouldn't do that.
I'd rather take the magic mushroom or DMT or something of that nature.
I'd buy that for a dog.
Hey, Ghost, why don't you finally be honest and tell us you're actually stone-cold Steve Austin?
I'm not stone.
I'm not stone-cold Steve Austin.
And let me tell you something, you piece of trash.
I'll go over there and give you the stole cold stunner because that's a bottom line.
No, I'm not stone cold, man.
All right.
And anyway, like I said, I usually just do nothing but vitamins and vegetables and fruits up until about 5 p.m., believe it or not.
And then at 5 p.m., that's when I have my first like kind of half-ass meal, which is like, you know, maybe a burger, maybe, maybe a freaking steak sandwich, a chicken breast, you know, something of that nature.
And then I, believe it or not, Mrs. Ghost, she's going to, I like to eat late.
So I'm going to eat here in about maybe about an hour, two hours, whatever the hell I get off the show.
I'm probably going to eat a steak, maybe some bacon.
I'm trying to lower the carb intakes because I drink beer and beer is like liquid bread.
So you want to cut your carbohydrate intake and your sugar intake if you're drinking beer.
So I'm just, listen, I'm just trying to, you know, help my body.
I mean, I know that my vices are destroying my body, but you want to give your body the proper nutrients necessary so you can live the longest you possibly can.
You know what I mean?
I mean, most people who consume copious amounts of alcohol, what really ails them as it relates to health ailments is the fact that when you drink alcohol, your system prohibits your body from absorbing the proper nutrients necessary from digesting food and shit like that.
So that's why, hey, you know, vitamins, baby, they're not bad for you.
And hey, hamster ride, if it's a boring show, then why don't you take the hamster hanging out your asshole and get the hell out of here, you stupid fruit bowl.
All right?
Stupid hamster rides.
Got a hamster hanging out his asshole for Christ's sake.
We should call you Richard Gere.
Why don't you put Richard hamster Richard Gere rides in your freaking name, you piece of trash?
How about that?
Stupid scumbag.
Share the recipe of the salad?
Hell no.
Are you kidding me?
That's my salad, baby.
I mean, there are, I mean, just a punch.
It's just a health punch.
I do everything from scratch.
I even make my own salad dressing, baby.
Everything is in.
I got garlic in there.
I got avocado.
I put an avocado.
That's why I say I eat avocado every day.
I eat avocado every day.
So anyway, let me go ahead and take a swig of this beer here.
I can't believe it.
I'm already in this goddamn show two hours and 45 minutes.
Two hours and 45 minutes.
I've been messing around with you assholes.
And you know, the sad part about it is I've been trying to sit here and shoot pearls to you, sons of bitches.
And you sons of bitches don't even give a crap.
That's the sad part about it.
That's the sad part about all this crap, man.
I mean, look at all these pearls that I've shot for you people, man.
Look at all this.
And do you care?
No.
And what?
I'm a confirmed.
Look, this is.
Thank you so much for your detailed answer, Ghost.
Very informative.
I'll try that.
But isn't eating late bad for your sleep?
That's what I've heard.
I don't know about that.
To me, if you want my opinion, I like to eat and go to sleep.
I'm sorry.
It's good stuff.
How much for the salad?
How much for the salad recipe?
A lot of us would like to have the salad.
Are you serious?
How much for the salad?
What the fuck are you joking?
I'm telling you, that's my salad recipe.
I mean, I'm almost afraid to put it out because, I mean, you know, maybe I should copyright this shit or something, man.
You know, maybe I should copyright because I want, you know, if people are going to eat this salad, I want people to call it the ghost salad.
I want people to call it the ghost salad.
More pearls on my face, please.
Like, shut up, all right?
Just shut up.
Look, we'll talk about it on the next show.
All right.
I mean, you fucking trolls put me on a fucking, like, emotional roller coaster, dude.
I mean, I'm not, sometimes I feel like an abused woman, you know?
I'm not even joking.
You know, you fucking guys, you know, you know, sometimes you piss me off, and then sometimes I think you guys are cool.
And sometimes I think, I mean, just, it's a fucking roller coaster, man.
Jesus Christ, give us the salad.
Look at them.
They want it.
That's my salad recipe, dude.
All right.
I want people to call it the ghost salad.
The ghost salad.
You know, I don't know.
We'll figure it.
Well, maybe next show or something.
Good God.
You know what, man?
How many beers have I drunk?
Like five beers.
I've already had a shot.
It's not working.
I think it's about time for everybody to just let's smoke.
All right.
Let's smoke.
I mean, why not?
I mean, this is episode 41.
What a hump day, Wednesday, this has been.
I've been trying to talk about how Me Too is over.
Me too now over because the Democrats forgive Joe Biden sexual harassment.
And we've gone into all kinds of different hijinks.
We've talked about a whole bunch of stuff.
Jesus Christ, now you got me belching.
Anyway, I'm going to go ahead and get some more beer.
One more beer.
And then we're breaking out the wacky tobacco, baby.
All right.
Let's go ahead and get some goddamn more beer up in this son of a bitch.
All right.
And look, they're still talking about the damn salad for Christ's sake in the chat.
The freaking ghost salad.
I don't know.
If y'all are really, if y'all are for real about that, maybe I'll, I don't know.
Maybe we'll work something out.
It's not a big deal.
You guys are cool.
You know, we'll do something on Friday.
And, you know, I'll probably end up releasing it on Ghost.report after Friday or something.
You know what I mean?
Because it's a healthy salad.
It gives you, like, I'm not joking, man.
I take vitamins and nothing but salad and fruit until 5 p.m.
And I feel great.
Okay.
I feel great.
And then I'll eat like, you know, like my first half meal, like at 5, and then later, talk about dancing Israelis.
Just shut up, man.
Come on.
Come on.
Can I toss your salad and fill it with your ranch dressing?
No, and I don't eat ranch dressing.
That's the worst thing you can put on a fucking salad is ranch dressing.
I hate ranch dressing.
Mrs. Ghost loves ranch dressing, but she doesn't put it on her salad.
She puts it on her chicken wings because, you know, she doesn't have a, she doesn't have a palate like mine.
I like hot fucking chicken wings, baby.
You know, I want to be honest with you.
I want to get out of San Antonio.
And the reason I want to get out of San Antonio is because, man, I'm used to being in Austin, man.
And, you know, living in downtown Austin, you can just go downstairs and walk the streets and you can find a Rapolo's pizza.
You can find a bar.
You can find this.
What?
You don't.
What do you eat for breakfast?
I don't eat anything for breakfast.
I just drink vitamins.
I drink vitamins the whole day or take vitamins.
I take a badass liquid multivitamin and then I take another weird white tonic for joint health and bone health.
And then I also take a supplement so that I can get all the fish omegas, you know, omega-3, omega-6, omega-9.
And I also occasionally take some selenium because selenium, most heart ailments, most ailments that have to do with the heart.
Ranch equals your man juice.
Yeah, shut up, idiot.
Most ailments of the heart are a magnesium and selenium deficiency.
And, you know, anyway, those are, those are the supplements that I take, you know.
So it's like a, you know, it's a weird white situation that's calcium, it's, it's glycosamine, it's, it's a bunch of stuff.
So I drink this so that if you release the recipe, what?
What'd you say?
All right.
Salad equals balls.
All right.
Thank you.
If you release the recipe, I will go out and buy the ingredients immediately.
All right.
Ghost and engineer, yow.
Ghost doesn't want to give the recipe because he serves his salad on the engineer's naked body after his son gives a shot.
Shut the hell up, man.
I'm not.
Just shut up, man.
No advice from Hambone.
No one gives a shit about some fat ass's advice.
Well, first of all, I'm not a fat ass.
All right.
I got a little bit of a beer gut.
Don't get me wrong because anybody who drinks beer every day is going to, you know, you're going to be a little bit of a fucking, you know, your torso is going to show that, you know, you got a little bit of.
It's liquid bread.
That's what fucking beer is.
It's liquid bread.
It's pure carbohydrates.
That's why I lower my carbohydrate intake during the day.
It's fucking liquid bread.
That's why you get a beer gut, man.
That's why they call your stomach the bread basket.
All right.
So if you're somebody that likes to eat a lot of bread and you got a big fat gut, that's, you know, it's what it is.
You got a, you're right in your bread basket, for Christ's sake.
All right.
Now, I want to be honest with you.
Austin Used To Be Badass00:03:05
I want to get the hell out of San Antonio, okay?
Because the only thing there is to do here is to go to like Twin Peaks.
If you don't know what Twin Peaks is, it's Hooters, but better.
And like, that gets old, dude.
You know, that gets old.
And like, you know, San Antonio is a dangerous hellhole.
You can't even go to a bar without seeing somebody get stabbed, get shot, get their ass beat, you know, bar brawl.
I mean, you know, it's not even like fun bar brawls.
Like, you know, in Austin, when you get into a bar brawl, everybody's just going to punch each other.
You might get a bottle of the head or something.
Man, out here in San Antonio, man, you're getting stabbed.
You're getting shot.
You know, it's just, it's, and now I want to be honest with you that this goddamn city council wants to be like, well, we're not letting Chick-fil-A enter the market of the San Antonio airport because they're anti-LGBTQ.
I mean, now that the city council is going this authoritarian, I'm just tired.
I'm just tired of this city, man.
You know, look, I've got a pretty big property.
I bought a pretty big property out here.
It was a murder house.
Well, a murder-suicide house.
It was a murder-suicide house.
So I got it for pretty cheap.
All right.
Look, I'm living.
My office is the room where the murder-suicide happened.
I don't hear anything.
Everything's okay.
All right.
I don't believe in that kind of shit.
But I'm thinking about doing something else.
You know, I'm thinking about doing something.
I'm thinking about, I mean, I don't want to go back to Austin because Austin isn't what it used to be.
You know, Austin used to be a badass, like small town, big city atmosphere.
And now you've got Austin filled with a bunch of California liberal shitheads that are now taking over the city.
Elon Musk, I'll take you to the spiritual journey.
Come with me to the Nevada desert.
I mean, come on, man.
But seriously, man, I really.
San Antonio is kind of boring.
You know, I liked it.
It was cute for a minute.
And now I want to get out of here.
You know, I was thinking, you know, Mrs. Ghost, you know, she, she, she'll do whatever I say.
And, but she's like, well, Ghost, where do you want to go?
We went to Austin.
We're here.
I don't know where to go.
I mean, I really don't know, man.
Move to the three Mexico.
No, listen to me.
I'm serious.
I'm thinking about maybe moving to the country somewhere.
Maybe moving into Timbuktu, Texas somewhere.
You know, something like that.
Because, man, I'm just, this sucks.
San Antonio sucks.
Do not come here, man.
And don't come here to visit.
It's a shithole.
Thinking About Moving To Country00:03:29
Okay, great.
There's a mud hole, so-called river walk in the middle of downtown.
Big deal.
I mean, San Antonio is nothing more than Newark, Jersey with margaritas.
All right, that's all there is to it.
And Dallas, man, Dallas is a big shithole itself, man.
I mean, don't get me wrong.
There's some parts of Dallas that are nice, but it's too big, dude.
It's too big of a city for Christ's sake, man.
I want to go somewhere.
I don't know what I want to do, man.
I'm at a part of my life where I don't know what the fuck I want to do.
I kind of want to go back to Austin and kind of want to go back to the bars and have that life.
But then, you know, I want to be honest with you, man.
To live in Austin is very expensive, dude.
It's very expensive to live in Austin.
And I'm tired of San Antonio.
I hate San Antonio, man.
And shut up.
I'm not having a midlife crisis.
Shut up, man.
I'm just tired of the city, man.
I don't like the fucking people in this city.
I'm going to be honest with you.
It sucks.
Is protein protein?
Do you prefer seafood over red meat or chicken?
Or is it all the same?
It's not all the same.
No, it's not.
Go wash the balls of the free American Clay Douglas.
You two righties will get along perfectly.
Shut up, idiots.
Spring, Texas.
All right.
Whatever.
All right.
No, listen, you know, protein is different.
You know, it's different in many different capacities and how your body absorbs it.
In my opinion, beef is the protein that you want if you're going to be doing something physically active.
If you're not going to be doing something physically active, but just doing regular everyday life activity, then chicken or seafood.
Now, seafood, believe it or not, it's been said in the New England Medical Journal, this approximately was written about 15 years ago, that if you eat fish at least twice a week, you reduce your risk of a heart attack by 50%.
So it goes to show you how integral fish is or fish oil is to the human body.
So, but I eat pork.
People are like, no pork?
I eat pork.
I mean, are you kidding me?
I have, like tonight I'm going to have a steak and some bacon, maybe some beside a ham.
You know, I mean, I'm lowering the carbs.
I would traditionally have like mac and cheese or some shit, but I got to move the carbs.
Move back to Viet fucking NAM.
That's not funny, dude.
That's really not funny, man.
I mean, I've considered leaving the country as well.
I don't want to leave the country because Trump's in office.
I was thinking about leaving the country when Obama was in office, and I thought that there was no end in sight.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Fish all about the Omega-3.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying, man.
I mean, you know, fish, I'm just telling you, man, it helps the body.
Now, if you have too much fish, I don't know if y'all are familiar with the actor Jeremy Piven, but Jeremy Piven ate nothing but fish for like 20 years and then damn near killed himself from mercury poisoning because lest we forget there are high amounts of mercury in fish.
So it's like the proverbial saying goes, too much of anything is bad for you.
It's that proverbial saying, you know, so anyway, let me go ahead and take a chug of this.
San Antonio Is A Disgrace00:12:12
I don't know where to go.
I agree.
Look, meet, meat, but I don't know where the hell to go, man.
I really don't, man.
I'm tired of San Antonio.
I'm tired of it because I'm going to be honest with you.
It's not the native San Antonians.
I like the native San Antonio.
They're fucking down-to-earth people.
They're simple people.
People that were born and raised here.
I get it.
Those are nice people.
They're starting to become a minority because now you've got not only these dumb, stupid, dumb fucking assholes from the West Coast coming in here, setting up shop and not only living here, but are trying to run for office here, okay?
But now you've got immigrants that are coming in here and you've got this stupid San Antonio City Council, you know, giving them fucking home and refuge, man.
They're giving them home and refuge, for Christ's sake.
I don't know if y'all read about this, but in San Antonio, there were like about, what is it, 500 or 1,000 refugees that recently came into the San Antonio region.
And now we have the San Antonio City Council wanting to, oh, we're going to take care of them.
We're going to take care of the 500 illegals that are here.
And meanwhile, the people that were the native San Antonians out here, they're barely able to survive.
They're barely able to survive.
You know, the average San Antoni spends over 50% of their goddamn income on the fucking rent out here.
Can you believe this?
The rent's going through the roof out here to the point where you can't get anything in this town anymore that's worth the shit unless you're dropping like $1,500 for a decent one bedroom.
I mean, this is how fucking bad it's getting out here.
I am witnessing a gentrification, a gentrification of the entire goddamn city.
And everybody that was here that was natives, they're getting outpriced out of their own homes, out of their own neighborhoods.
And it's because of these fucking pompous, liberal pieces of goddamn garbage that are coming from the West Coast.
It makes me sick, man.
It makes me fucking sick.
And like I said, it's not the native people that I hate.
It's these fucking new San Antonians out here that I don't want to talk about it.
You know what?
It's April, right?
Here in the next couple of weeks, they're going to have that Fiesta.
That's a citywide festival.
Fiesta.
Like Julian Castro 2020.
Go shove it up your ass.
Fiesta.
And you know what Fiesta is, folks?
It is a city-sanctioned event in which they close down parts of the downtown area to partake in, you know, they have food booths all over the fucking place.
They got bands all over the place.
They got a carnival going on.
It's Fiesta.
And you know what happens in Fiesta?
And it's sad.
It's so fucking sad, folks, that some people save all year to go to this dumb fucking Fiesta.
And then when they go there, they get drunk as shit because that's the point, right?
It's a Fiesta.
They go there, and who's selling them the alcohol?
Who's selling them the alcohol?
The city.
The city is selling alcoholic beverages in the streets on these booths because they're the only sanctioned alcoholic distributor in these booths.
It's the city.
And they go out and they get drunk as fuck.
All right.
I'm talking like every San Antonio, they get drunk as hell and then they have to drive home, right?
They have to drive home.
So they drive home.
And of course, the San Antonio Police Department, they have a perimeter around the whole Fiesta Festival so that they can go and bust each and every one of these San Antonio citizens for DUI.
I mean, it is the biggest fucking scam of all time.
And you know what's sad is that this city bless their hearts, but they're so uneducated to understand that this Fiesta is the biggest fucking city cash grab next to their whole tourism shit.
So I want you all to look this up.
Look up Fiesta.
It's Fiesta.
And watch all the people that are minority groups go to this thing, get drunk as hell.
And by the way, Fiesta is that time of year where liberal white people, liberal white people, can pretend to be Mexican and they're not racist.
All right?
I'm not joking.
Look up right now.
Look up, Google up Fiesta San Antonio sombreros.
Okay.
Take a look at that for Christ's sake, man.
Frosty.
Fiesta is a scam run by SAPD.
It is.
Well, it's not just the SAPD.
It's the entire city.
Anyway, getting back to white liberals wearing sombreros, take a look at them, man.
They've got like sombreros on their head with like bean and cheese chips on it.
They've got like these, like abnormally, abnormally big sombreros, and they've got like, it's a joke.
It's like, it's like, hey, if you're a liberal, this is your time to make fun of Mexicans as much as you can while pretending that you're getting cultured with their culture.
It's a fucking disgrace, man.
It's a goddamn disgrace.
I'm not even, I mean, you know, if there's anybody from San Antonio here, I'm almost tempted, like, you know, get some footage of Fiesta so people can fucking see it.
And I will link it to the freaking Ghost Dot report.
I'm not even joking.
This has happened in a couple of weeks.
And I want everybody to watch people that are walking around with pitchers of beer in their fucking hands.
Pitchers of beer.
And, you know, it's a fucking joke, dude.
It's a joke.
And who capitalizes on all this?
The fucking city.
The city.
And you know what's sad out here is that there's not that many local business people in San Antonio.
You want to know why?
Because you're not going to make money unless you're sucking the schlonghead of somebody in the city.
It is so fucking bureaucratic.
I hate San Antonio.
I hate the fucking city council.
I hate Julian Castro.
I hate Diego Bernal.
I hate the fucking bureaucracy out here.
I hate these fake fucking San Antonio and Californian pieces of shit.
I hate this crap.
I'm done with it.
I'm done with it, man.
I'm done with it for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
And paywall cigars like, hey, I want some Mexican food now.
Hey, I tell you what, you might as well go to Mama Margie's for Christ's sake.
All right?
Because by the way, if you want to run a food booth out there, let's say you're an independent person.
You're like, hey, I want everybody to taste my fajitas.
I want everybody to taste my fajitas.
You can actually rent a booth downtown for the two weeks or the week and a half that Fiesta is happening and you can serve food.
And supposedly you can make a lot of money out there.
I think it's too much labor for the money.
But guess how much those booths cost, huh?
Those booths cost anywhere from, what is it, $8,000 to $12,000?
$8,000 to $12,000 so you can get yourself a booth at Fiesta.
Californians have ruined the state with their politics to the point where it's unlivable.
Then move to other states like Texas and ruin them too.
They're too stupid to realize that liberalism is the problem.
I know.
Get out of here, you Californian pieces of crap.
How come you're moving out of California?
Oh, because they opened the border, right?
Oh, because the overtaxation, right?
Oh, because there's 40,000 people in Los Angeles skid row living in tents on the street, right?
Stupid assholes.
I'm telling you, there's not more racist people than white liberals, all right?
That's the most racist people that you will ever meet in your life.
White liberals.
Hey, if you're a minority, all right, if you're like a black person or a Hispandex person or if you're a minority, tell me I'm wrong when you have white liberals talking to you like you've got autism, you know?
I mean, seriously, right?
Hey, look at that right there.
That's a nice taco.
Wow.
What kind of taco is that?
Is that a Cardinal Quesada?
Wow.
I'm not fucking kidding.
And that's what they all do at Fiesta.
That's what they all do at Fiesta.
And I'm telling you, if you're in San Antonio, tape record some of this shit because I'm telling you, it's a scam.
And then San Antonio is a scam as well.
And if Julian Castro is going to run for president on San Antonio, then I'd like for some of you to come take a visit and take a whiff of the goddamn poverty that has stricken this fucking town.
Ryan Hodgson, sock my dick.
Is that what you're going to fucking donate for two bucks, you stupid scumbag?
All right, give me my freak.
I need some weed, man.
All right, I'm done.
You see, man, this freaking Texas.
There's nothing you can do about it.
We are coming and turning your shit state blue.
Yeah.
You can do nothing about it.
Yeah, right.
Texas will vote Democrat everywhere.
They're not going to vote Democrat.
You understand?
This is a big state, you scumbag.
We are coming.
All right, this is a big state way beyond a few municipalities, all right?
Now, once again, you know, don't come to San Antonio.
San Antonio is a piece of shit.
If you want San Antonio to fall, just don't visit.
You know that the number one industry in this town is fucking tourism.
It's tourism.
That's the number one.
So that's why I'm saying, man, don't visit this town.
All right.
It's stupid.
All right.
It's dumb.
All right.
And by the way, if they're not going to let Chick-fil-A into their airport, I mean, what are you talking about?
Did you know that there was a restaurant magazine, some kind of restaurant magazine that named Chick-fil-A the highest grossing food, you know, general food location in airports.
It's the highest revenue generating airport location.
Fucking San Antonio.
I hate this fucking town.
I'm not even, I hate this fucking town, man.
I hate the town.
I hate the fucking media in this town as a joke.
All right.
I hate this new gay scene, this new gay scene that's out here.
Look, I don't mind gays.
Hey, I'm gay.
We're doing this.
This gay scene is.
I mean, you know, you look at Party Monster, the movie, right?
And you're like, oh my God, it's a gay scene.
And look, everybody's partying.
Everybody's beautiful and everybody's a no.
This fucking gay scene in this town is one of the most grotesque, disgusting, filthy, diseased-ridden gay scenes I have ever seen in my life.
And I've been to Austin, Texas, man.
It is a disgrace.
It is an utter disgrace out here.
I mean, if you're a homosexual, I wouldn't even try to date anybody out here because you'll probably get some fucking, who knows, man.
There's More Than A Penis00:03:25
Who knows what you'll get out here, man?
But these people obviously do not take care of themselves.
And it shows.
It fucking shows, man.
It's sad.
It really is sad.
Anyway, let me go ahead and take a spark of some of this weed here.
Take a couple of hits.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
I've been off for three hours and 12 minutes.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Oh my God.
Where does time go, man?
I mean, like, I mean, y'all pissed me off for like the first hour and a half, two hours, and all of a sudden, it just, Christ.
Oh, that feels good, man.
Look at the people in the chat room want me to fucking download Grinder again.
Download Grinder.
I had to, look, I uninstalled it, bro, because apparently, even though you kind of log off, you're not off.
Okay, even though you log off, you're not off.
They keep you on like the list, so then you keep getting hit up with instant messages and it's make a point ghost.
Shut up, Goon Grinder.
Shut up.
Listen.
You know, apparently on Grinder, if you log off, you're not off.
And by the way, man, it's just constant, like either dick picks or asshole picks.
I'm not kidding.
All right?
That's like, that's like the greeting when they want to meet you.
That's like the greeting.
They send you either a dick pick or a pick of their asshole.
That's Grindr.
Okay?
That's Grinder.
And you think that I want that on my phone for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ.
I'm not kidding.
That's what they do.
That's the greeting on Grinder.
Are you kidding me?
You want me to go on Grinder again for Christ's sake?
I don't want to.
Dude, I don't want to do that.
That was gross, man.
That was gross.
And not to mention, there was some idiot that was like 800 feet away from me, man.
There was some idiot 800 feet away from me.
I mean, do you think I want to fucking know somebody that, you know, you know, wants to get a little freaky?
You think I want to know?
I don't want to know that.
I don't want to know that about my neighbors and about the people that live around me, man.
I don't want to know that crap.
Jesus Christ, give me another freaking...
Here, let me sprinkle some more flakes on this bowl here because you people are sick bastards.
You know that?
You people are sick bastards.
You want me to download.
First of all, I didn't want to drink tonight, okay?
I'm drinking because of your peer pressure, because of your cyberbullying.
And now you sons of bitches are out here.
Come on, dude.
Fucking this grinder, dude.
I want to see the grinder, dude.
Jesus Christ.
I'm not doing it.
I'm not going to do it, man.
Are you kidding?
It was sick, man.
I did it that one time to prove a point, man.
I did it that one time, dude, to prove a point.
People Get On Grinder Again00:05:55
That's it.
I don't want to get on Grinder again so I can see.
I mean, people.
Bro, you either get dick pics or picks of assholes, dude.
There's more to life than a penis.
Yeah, no shit.
There's more to life than a penis, all right?
That's a pretty good donation, all right?
There's more to life than a penis.
And hey, Liz Porter, go shove it up your ass and make somebody a sandwich, Liz.
All right.
Who asked you?
Freaking Liz Porter.
That's why you keep asking me to ban your ass.
I mean, I should.
It should ban your ass.
Or maybe we should, you know, create a different section for you, like, you know, the digital slut dish rag whore bags or something.
I don't fucking know.
All right.
Who cares?
Give me my freaking smoke.
Give me my goddamn reefer, my grass, my devil's lettuce, my poo smoke, baby.
All right.
That's it.
You got to let it hit the brain.
Maybe let it hit the rain.
Man, I feel great.
There's no better feeling in the world, folks.
I mean, maybe it's just me, but there's nothing better in the world than getting buzzed on beer and then smoking some goddamn reefer, man.
I mean, there is nothing.
I just got that feeling, baby.
I just, I mean, I feel great when I do it, man.
I just fucking like, let me take another chug of beer.
I feel great.
I feel great, dude.
And shut up, man.
I'm not an addict.
All right.
I'm a connoisseur, assholes.
I think you fucking people know the difference.
Okay, an addict would like wake up tomorrow morning and then start, you know, boozing, drinking, smoking.
I don't do that.
All right.
I take vitamins.
I take a lot of vitamins out here.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I'm not an addict.
All right?
I'm not an addict.
Son of a bitch.
I'm not an addict.
All right.
Anyway, and shut up, man.
Hey, hey, excuse me.
Hey, I'm belching because you sons of bitches have been trolling me for three hours and 17 minutes, and it's churning up a bunch of acid, man.
You're churning up a bunch of acid.
That's why I'm belching, you son of a bitch.
I'm not an addict.
All right.
I'm not an addict.
But let me just take one more smoke, okay?
Beak it. Beak. Beak.
All right.
All right.
Whoa.
Whoa.
That made me a little lightheaded here.
Whoa, shit.
That made me a little lightheaded.
Here, let me blow my nose for Christ's sake, man.
What a night, man.
I mean, this episode 41 took a way different direction over here, man.
Oh, man.
Whoa, dude, this is fucking great, man.
Oh, man.
I feel great, man.
I feel like I'm fucking flying.
You know, I'm like flying in a fucking in a goddamn cloud with a fucking snow angel.
They're sitting there and they're fucking putting the pipe to me.
And I'm feeling good.
And I've got fucking beer intravenously fucking pumping into me.
And I'm just fucking flying like this fucking snow angel in the goddamn clouds.
What do you want?
Don't blame the trolls.
Blame the parents.
Real talk.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Yeah, thank you.
I appreciate that.
I was just in a fucking zone, man.
I was just in a fucking zone, man.
You know, you goddamn trolls, man.
You just know how to harsh my mellow, baby.
You just know how to harsh my fucking mellow, man.
I feel good, man.
You know what I mean?
And you know something?
What I like about tetrahydrocanneminol, the reefer, you know, the grass, the devil's lettuce, the marijuana, the poo smoke.
You know what I like about it?
It gives you the munchies, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
And, you know, I don't know about you, man, but having a meal when you're under the influence of the wacky tobacco, baby, it's just that much more gratifying.
I don't know how to describe it, man.
I love getting a little bit of high off tetrahydrocanneminol and just eating, man.
And let me tell you something.
When it comes to me eating, especially around this time, I like to be indulgent.
I like to be gluttonous, baby.
Do you understand that?
I like tubs of butter and buckets of cheese.
All right.
I like fatty steaks and hot fucking wings, baby.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
I'm talking, you know, unhealthy.
I like freaking gallons of soda and I'm not talking about the diet crap.
I'm talking about the real thing.
And I'm not talking about they didn't port it from Mexico sugar shit.
I Like Fatty Steaks And Wings00:02:14
I'm talking about high-fructose corn syrup, high-fructose corn syrup.
That's what I'm talking about, baby.
Oh my God.
I just love it.
I love it.
The only thing I got to stop on is I like a fucking dinner roll.
You know, I like a fucking good dinner roll.
Who doesn't like a good dinner roll for Christ's sake, man?
I'm telling you, once you chomp on a fucking good dinner roll, it's like crack.
You just can't fucking.
I mean, you just can't stop.
You can't stop, man.
That's one of the best things about a Thanksgiving dinner, for Christ's sake, is a badass dinner roll, baby.
Oh, God, you're talking about, you know, dinner roll connoisseur right here.
And by the way, Hawaiians, what do they call the fucking Hawaiians rolls, a Hawaiian honey roll, whatever the fuck they're called?
Those are badass.
That's like crack, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
So anyway, just shut up.
All right.
Everybody just shut your mouth.
Yeah, Hawaiian king roll.
Those are badass.
Man, all you got to do is just throw those in the oven just for just for a tide bit.
You know, just get them a little crisp.
Throw some fucking, just a half a stick of butter in one.
I'd buy that first.
That's fucking great, baby.
Fat ass fucking ham.
Shut up, man.
I'm a connoisseur.
What are you talking about, man?
And I like biscuits too, but I don't like biscuits from KFC, which I don't even like their chicken, so I rarely eat those biscuits.
Or look at chicken for Popeye.
I love Popeye.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you?
Are you kidding me?
Like, Popeyes, first of all, that spicy chicken.
You know, spicy chicken tendies.
I mean, are you kidding me?
I mean, the freaking biscuits.
Have you ever had a Popeye's biscuits?
Lord, this Popeyes biscuits will save your soul.
They'll save your soul, baby.
I'm not joking around, man.
I'm just, I'm sorry.
I just had some goddamn Popeyes chicken this weekend, and I loved it, baby.
I'm sorry.
Look at chicken for Popeye.
Popeyes Biscuits Will Save Your Soul00:17:35
And I'm not joking around, baby.
Them Popeyes biscuits will save your soul, baby.
They have you singing.
I mean, you know what I'm saying?
Jesus Christ.
The truth didn't fall on Monday.
He's a fat ass broke his chair.
I didn't break my chair.
Just shut up, all right?
I'm having the munchies here, and I can't really eat right now.
So I'm just, I'm just telling you, you know what I'm saying?
I'm just telling you.
I love that shit.
I'm just.
Press F is if ghost is fat.
I'm not a fucking hambone.
All right.
I'm not a damn hambone.
I'm just a connoisseur of everything, man.
I'm a connoisseur of food.
All right.
I'm a connoisseur of drink.
I'm a connoisseur of life, baby.
I'm like, I'm like, what is that fucking guy?
Iggy Pop.
I'm like what Iggy Pop says, baby.
I got a lust for life.
I got a lust for life.
I got a lust for life, baby.
I like being alive, baby.
All right.
I like being alive.
I like inflaming my senses with as much as I can to sensory overload.
I like being alive.
All right.
I like being alive.
All right.
It's like that song.
I was born.
I was born.
Born to be alive.
Huh?
Yeah.
I was born.
I was born.
Born to be alive.
I'm born to be alive, baby.
I'm a connoisseur.
I want to experience.
I want to experience is what I want to experience.
I want to experience.
Born to be alive.
I'm born to be alive.
All right.
I'm bored to be alive.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Oh, God.
Keep eating like that, and you won't be alive for much longer.
Oh, thanks.
You know what?
I appreciate Lardass Connor Sewer.
I'm a lard ass.
That's great.
I'm that guy.
I'm Lardass from Stand By Me.
Remember the Lardass?
Hey, hey, move over, wide load.
Oh, gosh.
You guys are funny, man.
You guys are fucking funny, dude.
Oh, my God.
You know, this is great, man.
I feel great right now.
I'm not even kidding around.
I don't even know where this came from, man.
I've been trolled by you sons of bitches for like three hours, dude.
I feel fucking great right now, man.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Can we, I don't want to get a copyright strike, dude.
You know, I want to, I would like to play that song right now.
I'm born.
I'm born.
Born to be alive.
You know what?
Fuck it.
I'm shit.
Throw it on, engineer.
All right.
Do you know the song I'm talking about?
It's that song.
It's like, I'm bored.
I'm bored.
Born to be alive.
You know what I'm saying?
All right.
Let's see if he finds it, man.
But I feel great, man.
That's why I keep telling some of you.
I'm not telling you to consume any alcoholic beverages or tetrahydrocannabinol.
But if you happen to be consuming tetrahydrocannabinol and a little bit of the freaking alcohol, it's great.
Request, let's start talking about surprise butt sex.
I don't want to talk about butt sex.
You all get butt sex, all right?
You all understand butt sex, all right?
If you're going to be, whether it's man or woman, okay?
If you are going to insert your phallic into an orifice that happens to be the poop shoot, put a condom on it, okay?
Put a goddamn condom on it.
That's all I'm saying.
Just put a goddamn candle.
How hard is it to put a goddamn condom on it?
Put a goddamn condom on it.
All right, Jesus Christ.
That's how it is.
All right.
Oh, my God.
I can't.
You know, I can't.
Do you got it, Engineer?
Do you got this damn thing?
Because I mean, I think I need to drain the main vein here.
What is it?
It's Patrick Hernandez.
Who the hell is Patrick Hernandez?
Who the hell is Patrick Hernandez?
Oh, the dude that sings the fucking song.
All right.
All right.
Do you have it, Engineer?
Do you got it?
All right, let's go ahead.
Throw it on.
I want to feel this.
I'm feeling it.
I'm feeling it right now.
Oh!
Hey, turn it down, engineer.
Uh-oh.
Uh, uh, oh, let me get up.
Let me get up.
I'm fucking getting.
I'm not in a wheelchair, you fuckers.
Oh, oh, oh, yeah.
I'm born to be a fucking lie.
I'm born to be alive.
I'm born to be alive.
Get up off your fucking seat right now, you fucking goddamn game chair motherfuckers.
Get up!
Born to be alive.
I'm born to be alive.
I'm born to be alive.
All right, turn it off.
Turn it off, engineer.
Turn it off.
Turn it off.
All right, I'm sorry.
I just had an urge to listen to who this guy, Patrick Hernandez, born to be alive.
I just wanted to hear that for a second.
It's shut up, man.
I'm not gay.
Fucking guys keep telling me that I'm fucking.
I'm not gay, dude.
All right.
I just know the enemy, dude.
I know it.
All right.
I read about them.
All right.
I mean, they're very verbally explicit in their publications like fucking BuzzFeed and Vox and fucking Huffington Post.
They're fucking verbally explicit about all the deviant activities that they fucking do.
They put it right fucking there on the goddamn table, man.
Fucking right there.
And that's why I know.
That's why I know for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
I feel great, man.
I feel good.
You have another fucking drink.
Ah.
Ah.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
All right.
All right.
Listen.
I'm feeling good right now.
I don't want you idiots to harsh my mellow.
I've already been on for three and a half hours.
Let me have another fucking.
I just need one more fucking smoke.
All right.
One more goddamn smoke.
I mean, I'm drinking.
I mean, I'm sitting over here broadcasting to you people.
I mean, I can't even believe that I'm even here for three hours and 30 minutes for Christ's sake, man.
After the goddamn son of a bitch and trolling that you sons of bitches have done to me for Christ's sake.
When all I want to do is I just want to have a fucking decent show, dude.
That's all I want to do.
I just want to have a fucking decent show.
And I want you fucking people to appreciate it.
I want you people to fucking like it.
I want you people to like fucking spread it all over the fucking interwebs, all over the fucking place so more fucking people can fucking know it and people to fucking appreciate it and shit.
You understand?
That's what I want.
That's why I do this.
I don't do this to be fucking trolled by you sons of bitches and think that I'm some kind of a fucking stupid loser.
That I'm some kind of opposer or something.
Man, I'm fucking serious business, man.
I'm a capitalist.
And that's what I'm trying to spread through the fiber optically connected world that we call the goddamn internet.
I'm trying to spread the capitalist idealism, the capitalist fervor through these electrical impulses that are going through all the internet and it goes into your fucking psyche right now.
That's what I want.
That's what I fucking want.
That's what I'm trying to do for Christ's sake.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
Where am I?
Let me have some more smoke.
Huh?
Let's do some more smoke for Christmas.
God damn it.
Hurry up and work.
Oh, man.
Oh, yeah.
Just kind of let it hit the brain.
Jesus Christ.
I'm born to be alive.
Born to be alive.
Because I was born.
I was born.
Born to be alive.
What is this?
This show is serious.
You fucking had me full death.
Shut up, your ass.
You're just some goddamn troll that's just sitting there waxing your Peter Popper on the goddamn computer right there in front of a screen in front of you.
And you just wish.
You just wish that you had the type of insight that this man is spewing on this fiber optically connected world that we call the internet.
You only wish, my man.
You only wish because you're feeling the electricity that is encompassing my body right now.
The electrical impulses that are sparking through my head, that are sparking through my body, that are manifesting this voice that you're hearing right now, baby.
Do you understand me?
Do you understand me?
I'm electrified.
I feel great.
I feel wonderful.
All you need is a little bit of booze, a little bit of smoke, and yeah, yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
And that's all you need.
Just a little bit of booze, a little bit of beer, a little bit of smoke.
Yeah, yeah.
That's all you need.
That's all it is.
That's all you want.
At least that's all I want.
Anyway, I feel like I have a frill full bladder right now.
So, with that being said, for Christ's sake, I think it's about time for me to drain the goddamn main vein for Christ's sake.
And once I come back, we'll go ahead and have some goddamn chatroom shout-outs.
And once we have the goddamn chat room shout-outs, we'll go ahead and go to goddamn radio graffiti.
And everybody likes radio graffiti.
Ha ha!
I know you all like radio graffiti, so that's what we'll go ahead and do.
I can't believe that I've been here with you, goddamn stupid cyber verbin scumbags for three hours and 33 minutes.
Three hours and 33, 33, 33, 33 minutes for Christ's sake, right now, for Christ's sake.
All right, I'll be right back.
Don't go anywhere, folks.
When I come back, hold up, engineer, get the goddamn insanity control.
That's the name of the song.
It's a royalty-free track on YouTube.
All right, and props to the guy that's putting it out there.
We need more guys like this, okay?
Now, I'm gonna be right back.
Do you have it, engineer?
Do you have it?
All right, he's gonna get it here in just a second.
Once he gets it, we're gonna hear insanity control.
All right, so that's just gonna be like a little bit of holding pattern.
So don't go anywhere.
It's just gonna go in.
It's just a little holding pattern.
It's just a little holding pattern.
So just sit there, be quiet.
I gotta drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage, and I'll be right back.
And we'll be chill.
And we'll go ahead and do some chat room shout-outs.
And we'll do some goddamn radio graffiti.
And everything will be great.
All right.
And I'll continue drinking.
And I'll continue smoking.
I'll continue smoking the marijuana, the wacky tobacco, the grass, huh?
The chronic, the indo, the poo smoke.
All right.
Do you got it, engineer?
For Christ's sake, man, because I gotta go drain the main vein.
All right.
Don't go anywhere.
All right.
Don't go anywhere.
And by the way, instead of sitting there fucking playing with your Peter Popper, why don't you spread this show around right now?
Spread it around right now.
Okay.
And let everybody know that I'm going to be doing some goddamn chat room shout-outs.
And they may get some fucking recognition.
Huh?
They may tickle their asshole with that recognition.
Who fuck knows?
Everybody likes recognition.
Everybody likes attention.
And then tell them that I'm going to be doing some fucking radio graffiti where it's like interactive type shit where you just call in and you can fucking like, you know, be a part of the show without being a part of the show and doing it anonymously and that kind of thing.
All right.
So just go ahead and do it.
And I want everybody to do it right now.
Spread it across the internet and cross the world.
Do it right now.
I got to drain the main vein for Christ's sake.
And all of you people that were out there that were trolling me earlier, huh?
Look at me now.
There's a smile on my face and you can't take it away.
And I'm sure that's why you're fucking hurting.
I'm sure you're thinking, oh my God, Ghost, he's just going to be happy for a preliminary amount of time, only a short amount of time.
I'm not going to be, I'm going to be happy for a long time.
All right.
I'm going to be happy for a long time.
So just sit there, wait your ass.
All right.
I'll be right fucking back.
I've been here for three hours and 36 minutes.
I'm going to come back.
We're going to do goddamn chats.
We're going to have radio graffiti.
Put it on, engineer, for Christ's sake.
I got to drain the 15 and a half inch Joan John Holmes sausage.
And I got to drain the main vein.
Don't go anywhere.
And don't talk shit about me.
And don't be fucking posting garbage about me on the goddamn text chat room chat app.
I don't want to see any of that shit.
I don't want to see anything.
I want to see positivity.
I want to see people that care about me.
I mean, for Christ's sake, I'm out here.
I'm giving you my soul.
I'm giving you my life.
I'm out here for three hours and 36 minutes.
And the least you can do is give me some goddamn common courtesy and give me some goddamn respect.
Take me out, engineer.
God damn it.
You sons of bitches.
Take me out.
Head, head, head, head.
Oh, shit.
Feeling Great After Three Hours00:05:37
Thank you very much.
All right, everybody, I am back.
I'm feeling great.
I'm feeling wonderful for Christ's sake.
I'm telling you right now, man.
I just, I'm going to be perfectly honest with you.
I scored with the dealer.
The, I'm not going to tell you when here recently.
He gave me some new stuff.
This stuff is unfucking believable.
You know, you mix this with a little bit of goddamn beer.
It's just unfucking believable.
Anyway, folks.
Jesus Christ, man.
I just feel like I can, you know, right now, for whatever reason, I can go ahead and like consume as much beers as I possibly can.
So let's go ahead and get some more beer.
Oh my God, yes.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
And I'm drinking a lot of goddamn beers, baby.
A little bit of oh my gosh.
All right, let me go ahead and put this in the glass.
And once I put this in the glass, we're going to go ahead and maybe take a little bit more because I'm feeling a little down.
I feel, I don't know what it is about the smoke.
Every time I take a smoke, it's like a pep up.
Isn't this supposed to be like a sedated kind of situation?
I feel like I'm taking a pep up.
I don't know what it is.
I don't know what it is.
Anyway, there's a smoke.
Let's go ahead and throw some more flakes at this son of a bitch for Christ's sake.
Get that.
Get that new bag for Christ's sake.
Yeah.
We have another one of these for heaven's sake.
Good Lord.
Smells pretty goddamn good, too.
It smells like, I don't know what it smells like, man.
There's a lot of weird.
It's like white residue, but it kind of looks like crystal-y, so it's got to be like fucking, you know, like hardcore fucking tetrahydrocannabinol.
You know, must be the cannabinoid crystals or some shit.
You know what I mean?
All right.
Let me go ahead and post that.
And Jesus Christ, excuse me.
All right, folks.
Let me go ahead and take one more smoke.
And that's why I want everybody right now to go ahead and try to reach out to everybody that you know out there in the internet.
Let them know that we are live in the house right now.
It is after midnight, excuse me.
Living after midnight.
Yeah.
Living after midnight.
Let them tell them to come on down.
It's interactive time.
We're about to get to some goddamn chat room shout outs.
We're about to go to goddamn radio graffiti.
It's interactive time.
It's mela time.
You understand?
So let's go ahead and smoke some of this really, really good tetrahydrocannabinol, this marijuana, the reefer, the chronic, the endo, the poo smoke.
Let's go ahead and smoke this.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yes.
I don't know what it is.
It's like a rush.
Oh my god!
Oh, what a rush.
And let's just go ahead and calm that down with a little bit of frickin' beer.
I'm trying to do Pavarotti style.
Hold on.
I can't do it.
Anyway, I'm sorry.
I don't know.
It feels like my mind's going 100 miles an hour for Christ's sake.
It's like, it's like, you know, one minute I'm thinking about something over here.
And then the next minute I'm thinking about something over here.
And then it's like, I should say something over here.
And it's like, it's like 50, it's like going 1,000 miles an hour.
I don't know what the fuck's going on for Christ's sake, man.
What the fuck kind of shit did this fucking Mexican kid give me for Christ's sake, man?
It's like I'm fucking bouncing off the fucking wall right now.
You understand?
I mean, I'm drinking beer.
I've just smoked.
I feel like I'm dragged.
I'm like off the fucking wall.
I feel like I could do anything right now.
I feel like I could build the combustible fucking engine right now with the parts that I've got these fucking beer cans and all this other crap on the floor that I see.
I feel like, I mean, I could do things that I never thought I could probably fucking do right now.
I feel like I could fucking, like, I don't know, bake a cake.
I could fucking make a sweater.
I could fucking fix a car, build a car.
You know, I could take apart a car and put it back together.
I feel like I could do almost anything right now.
I mean, what the fuck kind of shit is this?
This is fucking unbelievable.
This is great.
I mean, I literally, I mean, I'm serious.
I feel like I have the energy that I could fucking do anything and conquer anything and do anything.
That's what I feel like right now.
I feel good.
I feel great.
I feel wonderful.
Oh my God.
What a rush.
All right.
Let's calm it down a little bit of beer.
How about that?
How about you just calm it down a little bit of beer?
you'd be calmed down here.
Oh, my God.
Oh my God.
Like I said, man, my fucking fucking mind's going like fucking fucking 80,000 different directions for Christ's sake.
What The Fuck Kind Of Shit Is This00:07:09
All right.
I think what I'm supposed to do right now is supposed to be doing some kind of chat room shout outs.
All right.
So, you know, let's go ahead and get to some goddamn chat room shout outs.
Do we have any chat room shout outs, engineer?
All right, let's go ahead and get to the goddamn chat room shout outs.
All right.
What is this?
Hail, Tweakler.
Shut up.
I'm not.
Wait, wait, wait.
Tweak.
Why are you calling me a tweakler, man?
I'm just sitting over here.
I'm just going with the high, dude.
I'm just going with the high.
Do a YouTube search for I'm just a rock and roll clown.
Do a YouTube search.
Look, I don't want to do a YouTube search right now.
Okay, let's get to some goddamn chat room shout-outs right now.
I'll have what he's having.
I don't know.
Yeah, no kidding.
I hope that you're having what I'm having.
I feel fucking great.
I don't know what it fucking.
I fucking feel great.
Anyway, who do we got here?
We got Tiger Uppercut.
We got Aesthetic.
Rocker660066.
We got Bofeces.
We got Gerbert the Gay Frog.
Oh, God.
We got Nova Sparks.
We got Bass Lowler.
We got Lem Ampo.
We got Blakey.
We got Paul Not Walking Drill Master.
Underground Revolution.
The Individual Anti.
Warranty Conspiracy.
Watcher in the Dark.
Big Game Budget Steve.
Big Game Budget.
Whatever the fuck your faggy name is.
I mean, your baggy name.
KG Cretan, Secular Talk, Bob Tom, Dyer Goffron, The Rookie.
Haru Takanashi Yakohomo.
Spermy, the cat.
Get Spermi's ass out of here.
Get Spermi's ass out of here.
Mecho, the Unknown, Cosmic Corgi, Scoot TM, Black Frost.
We've got Frosty.
What's up, Frosty, man?
How you doing?
Good to see you.
We got Die Gross, Captain Knuckles.
We got The American.
We've got The Rose.
We've got the Scatman Paywall Cigar.
We got Crostereo, Danger Dan, Kiwi.
We've got Danky Stank.
The Elon 501ST, Apathetic Mystery, Odd Eyes, Magician, Mario Boss A, The Nutsack Parachute.
You're a piece of trash.
Who else we got?
Edgar Crimson, Rick Hoover.
We've got Frost Creations, Zip.
We got Redhead Hunter, Friendly Medic, Atomic Massacre, Cody Video Game Showcase, Nercaroo, We don't want to, we know what actual, you fruit ball, Queeve Connoisseur, we've got the Mean Magician, we've got, who else do we have here for Christ's sake?
X Dang93, what up, meep, meep in the house, the Ferb guy, Annan Noel, sneakiest chameleon is a piece of trash.
I fart for food, life alert, Donnie Cux, Donnie Cux, Titan TK, Ghost likes trance.
Shut up, you're asshole.
We got Clover, Erica Does, Cut Myself Laughing, Combat Man, yours truly, AG, Hollywood Hulk Hogan, the Queen of Freaking Darkness, Josh in the house, Magelyn, Olive Yaksloff, QT Anime Girl, Teddy Bear, Tweely, Tweely Atkins, you stupid bitch horse, stupid ass crack.
We got Tijuana Genius, that guy, Acoustic Fine Gold, South Park, Mexican, South Park.
I'm on that Mexican radio.
I'm on the Mexican radio.
Yeah, South Park, Mexican, man, even though he's a fucking molester.
Shadow Fat.
Who else we got?
Zeth Rott, Action Capitalist, Gizmo46, BN King.
What up to BN King, man?
Mr. Falco Punch, Stormy Dash, Pooka Dude, fucking idiot.
Chad Daddams, Aaron Tolman, Ghosts is Templeton's Rawhide.
What the hell does that mean?
Dear Freckles suggests Linux Gaming, Cloud Zach, Anthony J. Arn, R. Van Neal Frostfire, whatever the hell that means.
Bond Dayton, your piece of trash.
Liz Porter, get in the goddamn kitchen and make me a baguette sandwich there, Broad.
Who else we got?
We got Fruit Smacks, Hans of Ginsoco.
I think we already said that.
Death by Bacon, you're a piece of crap, too.
I've seen you.
LeVon Media, Archive Channel, Steven Stink versus Zine in the house, Richard McConnell.
Oh, yeah, and by the way, Richard McConnell says WrestleMania is this Sunday.
Did I get this correct?
That WrestleMania is going to have a woman main event.
Did I hear that correctly?
Look, I don't even watch wrestling anymore.
Did I hear this correctly?
That the WWE is going to put a woman card on the main event of WrestleMania.
Cuckery beyond cuckery, my friends.
That's all I'm saying.
Cuckery beyond cuckery.
Anyway, shit post king.
Djibouti capitalist.
Huge load of seaman.
Whatever the hell.
You sick son of it.
What's going on to distilling?
We got XU God X2012.
Apathetic Mystery.
We've got Holding Capitalist.
What's going on to Holden Capitalist?
Back Tur, Sean Rushford, Hybrid J, Blackworm, Captain Dessey.
I hope that's the real Captain Dessey, but even if it is, cheers to Captain Dessey.
Deweed and Tweek.
I don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean.
Incognito, Thumb Muck, Colonel Transisco from Steel Brigade.
Who else do we have here for Christ's sake?
Afishaboo Fishing, Hot Mustard Gas 20, Rare Bastard, Astigma 93 ESP.
I think that's about it.
I think everybody, Ebola, Danger Dan.
I think I've already Josh L117.
I think I've pretty much said everybody up in this set of Pete Graham.
I didn't say Pete Graham.
What up, man?
Baguette.
And Night Prowler that deserves a digital backhand.
I shouldn't even be fucking announcing that piece of trash.
Troy Eldridge, Uncle Taurus.
We've got Charles Scheid, Pylon's TCR videos.
Yeah, real funny, you idiot.
And there's this idiot hamster rides again.
You're like, dot wave.
Let Me Get Out Of The Boat00:02:13
You're a piece of crap.
Don, hey, Don Spew.
What's up, Don Spew?
I've seen you in the chat, man.
You're one of the few people that got sensing here, for heaven's sake.
What's up, the Dorito Burrito?
Herbs 2.
Olaf Kowalovsky's PC and tablet account.
All right, that's great.
Amazing Almazza.
I think that's about it.
Keem Scarce.
I think it's about it.
Scrooge.
I think that's it.
That's all we got.
Zappy.
I think that's a T-Moon.
All right.
I think that's about it.
All right.
I think I've already done all the goddamn things that I'm supposed to do as it relates to this whole chat room shout out.
Oh, there's boat.
Okay, I'll give boat.
There's boat.
There's boat.
Okay, cheers to boat.
Who else we got here?
We've got Dark Blitz Frenzy Connor.
Meow the Rocket.
There's Brooke Nicole.
What's going on to Brooke, man?
All these haters that are out here trying to talk garbage about Brooke out here.
You only wished.
And Pickleman, I've seen you, brother.
Got something, brother, in an afro or something.
Is that you?
You got the afro anyway.
We've got Baird Grimm.
All right, I think that's about it.
I've already marked Jester.
I think I've already said that.
All right, let me get one more.
Just, you know, for whatever reason, I just want to fucking take another hit.
Take another goddamn hit.
Take another goddamn hit.
That's what I want to do.
And don't call me an addict either.
You know, just y'all pushed me to drink.
All right.
And, you know, this is where we're at now.
So just, this is what we're doing.
This is what it is.
All right.
It is what it is.
Let me get out of the fucking.
Let me see.
There's a little beer here.
All right.
One more smoke.
All right.
And hey, shut up, you people that are saying that I missed you.
I fucking said your name, you idiot.
Shut up.
Take Another Goddamn Hit00:16:11
All right.
Ah, yeah, there it is.
I don't know what it is.
It's like uplifting, dude.
I don't know what the fuck it is.
It's fucking, it's great, man.
I mean, you know, look, once again, I mean, I'm chucking beer.
Hold on, let me hit the brain.
It's a break.
All right.
You know, once I like inhale it, it just like it gets into my lungs.
It just like kind of, you know, gives me this whole sparking feeling throughout my whole fucking body.
And like, I have this like tingly feeling in my head.
And it's, it's just like, it's like, yeah, yeah, wow.
Oh, yeah.
I eat my poo.
What's going on to Aik Mapu?
Thank you for two bucks, for Christ's sake.
Must be Hawaiian or something.
I've never heard of some shit like that.
Anyway, we're going to go ahead.
Now that we've gotten done all this stupid, like, well, it's not stupid, but you know what I mean.
It's like, it's redundant, you know, troll terrorism, you know, kind of kind of crap Chat room shout outs.
Let's go ahead and I guess, I guess, I guess we'll go ahead and get to everybody.
Hold on, before we do that, you will hear me drink first.
All right.
Now, without any further ado, let's go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
And I'm talking about radio graffiti.
All right, I'm a fruit bow.
I'm going to shove it up your ass.
It's radio graffiti time.
All right.
Radio graffiti is the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
All you've got to do is give that number a call right now.
515-604-9052.
What is this?
Speaking for many trolls, we love you, ghost, but your drug and alcohol abuse is disturbing.
Oh, come on.
You need to seek help.
I don't need help.
You're not to miss his ghost about this.
I don't need help.
All right.
Let me do it.
Nobody tells me what to do.
Jesus Christ.
Nobody tells me what to do.
I don't need no help from nobody.
All right.
I'm in control.
All right.
I like being like this right now.
Okay.
I like the fucking like, you know, the mental synapses and all the bullshit that it's doing to me right now, man.
It's inspiring me.
It's invigorating me.
It's bringing creativity to my head.
I feel as if I am living the moment, as if I am writing the vibrations of life.
I feel it.
I feel it in my blood.
I feel it in my soul.
And that's why I continue to do the substances that get me closest into that arena.
All right.
So don't sit here and try to say that.
Oh, oh, you're doing bad, Goshen.
Don't do it.
All right.
Let's go back to Radio Graffiti.
All right.
Radio Graffiti, the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
All you've got to do is give that number a call that's right in front of you right there.
515-604-9052.
And once the automated operator slut starts talking, you push in that code right there, 844-286 and the hashtag or pound key, whatever the fuck you know it is.
And once you do, you will be in queue to be a part of Radio Graffiti.
And when I call on your area code, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
That's why we call this Radio Graffiti.
So all of you people right now, get on your phone and call, all right?
Because nobody calls anymore.
Everybody's just like, I don't want to call.
I just, I got an Obama phone.
And no Obama phones, please.
No Obama phones.
Make sure your phone is of maximum pickup, maximum volume, etc.
No Obama fucking phones.
I'm out of beer for Christ's sake.
Hold on, before we get to it, before we do that, let's go ahead and get some more beer.
Oh, yeah.
Four hours.
This is officially the four hour at that crack.
Four hours at that crack.
And you heard that crack.
It's four hours on that crack.
Four hours for Christ's sake, man.
I'm doing this for four hours, man.
That's what I keep telling you, man.
I mean, I'm fucking a fucking machine is what I am.
I'm a fucking machine.
I'm a machine.
I'll change.
I'll change my name to fucking machine.
Huh?
Machine.
They call him Machine.
Anyway, all right, let's go ahead and let's get to some radio graffiti, I guess.
Right now!
All right, let's get to some anonymouses since they're there and they're chilling.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Hey, ghosts, how's it going?
What are you doing, man?
How much, man?
It's aesthetic.
I've actually got a message for Brooke.
Wait a minute.
You got a message for Brooke?
Yep.
All right.
What's the message?
You'll never find as long as you live.
Someone who loves you.
Tender like I do.
You'll never find.
No matter where you search.
Someone who cares about you.
Wait, hold on.
Aesthetic.
Wait, hold on.
Get this guy out of here.
First and foremost, aesthetic is in the inner circle, okay?
And he's like supposed to be like a Chad, dude.
He's like ripped and stuff.
And then he's going to call up and say, I got a message for Brooke.
We always suspected something.
That's all I'm going to say.
All right.
All right.
We get it.
We always suspected something.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
All right.
Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
All right, you freaking irate bastard.
We get it.
Real funny, you jerk dick.
Real goddamn.
Son of a bitch.
Who else do we have here for heaven's sake?
Jeez, man.
We got a lot of people up in the son of it.
786 Radio Graffiti.
Get that.
Get the sick ass.
Is that guy fapping for Christ's sake?
We don't want to hear that sick crap, you fucking asshole.
909 radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost, can you hear me?
Yeah, I can hear you, man.
Hey, I just wanted to let you know.
I hope you're having a great show.
And Hitler did nothing wrong in the gas chambers or where he is.
All right, get this stupid racist bastard out of here.
You're a freaking racist piece of trash.
And how dare you try to act like you're a sincere caller, you freaking piece of garbage.
518 Radio Graffiti.
This is Sparta, Radio Graffiti.
Subscribe to the Inner Circle.
Wait, are you...
Was that Nipsey Hussle?
Was that Nipsey Hussle a...
You son of a bitch, man!
No!
I had nothing to do with that shit, man!
Shut up!
God damn, you son of a bitch!
I'm tired of you people trying to make like, oh, ghost, your mean magic killed Nipsey Hustle.
You were talking about this the show before, and yet, I don't want to hear that shit, man.
Don't put that on my conscience.
I'm not even joking around.
Do not put that on my fucking conscience.
I don't want that in my conscience.
It shouldn't be in my conscience because it's not me.
It's you, fucking mean magicians, man.
It's you, mean sorcerers, dude.
It wasn't me.
It wasn't me.
It was you, man.
It was you, sons of me.
It wasn't me.
It was you.
It was all of you.
Who are these people?
Who are these people?
Shivis Regal Radio Graffiti.
Good evening, Ghost.
I heard that you're a fan of Shivis Regal.
And now I, Alex Jones, am here to aim you a new drink from them.
It's called Shiva Spring of Bureau Sell out.
Wish I heard you're taking right now, piggy.
You asshole.
Wait a minute.
I'm a sellout?
You better fucking.
I'm a how am I a sellout, man?
How am I selling?
Because I'm on YouTube.
Hey, asshole.
I'm on the YouTubes now, man.
I'm big time.
I'm big time now, man.
I'm big time.
So don't be sitting over here coming at me that I'm some kind of a sellout.
I'm big time now, baby.
I'm freaking, I'm big time.
I'm like Peter Gabriel in that song.
Big time.
That's I'm big time now.
9-1-5, Raider Graffiti.
What the fuck was that?
Are you?
I Don't even was that cookie monster with the Pantera song walk.
What the hell was that man?
You stupid, freaking idiot.
561 radio graffiti.
Scoot TM, Radio Graffiti.
Whoa, you fell. Whoa, you fell.
Whoa, you fell. Whoa, you fell.
Shut up.
Get this idiot out of here.
I lull.
I fell, I.
It's not funny that I fell last show, dude.
I mean you're lucky that I'm even here on this broadcast this evening, but of course you don't care.
You don't give a shit.
You just say, hey, hey, ghost is a piece of shit or whatever the whatever you whatever you people think.
Jesus Christ.
How about another anonymous radio graffiti?
If you're a fucking fed income fucking full-grown Aussie, this is what you have for breakfast, you fucking dog tons.
A fucking metallic spray can at 20 to 8 in the fucking morning.
Get that up, yeah.
Wait a minute.
Is this distilling with this goddamn paint sniffing?
No!
Stupid paint!
No!
None of this paint sniffing shit!
Damn it, man!
Enough of this paint-sniffing shit, man!
Don't bring that back!
All right!
Don't bring that shit back!
Don't bring that back!
Don't and shut up in the chat room.
Don't react to that.
All right?
That's an order.
Don't react to that in the chat.
That's an order.
That's a goddamn order, you piece of crap.
254 radio graffiti.
Izzy Allison, radio graffiti.
Hey, I said baguette.
All right.
That's what I said.
Everybody heard it.
I said baguette.
Bro, I thought you were my friend, you faggot.
Faggot.
Get that shit.
That's a splice.
That's a goddamn spice.
Get up.
That's a splice and everybody knows it.
Everybody knows the truth.
Everybody knows the truth.
It's a goddamn splice.
All right.
Shut up.
Don't try to pin that on me, you bastard.
I said baguette.
Do you understand that?
I said baguette.
That's a goddamn splice, all right?
And just shut up, all right?
Just shut your stinking face.
If you continue spreading these lies about me, I'll end this shit now.
All right?
You keep spreading these goddamn lies about me.
I'll end this crap now on it now.
I said baguette, man.
That's what I said.
Shut up and stop trying to rewrite history.
406 radio graffiti.
Mr. Niggers.
Oh, damn it.
I said baguette.
Mr. Niggers.
I can smell the baguette.
I didn't mean to say it.
I'm sorry.
This asshole looks a stupid fucking name.
Get this fucking ass and get him out of here.
I f.
That's not funny.
God.
That's not funny.
Shut up, man.
Ah, fucking asshole.
That's not funny.
That's not funny, man.
I don't like these stupid jokes that you subfucking assholes are starting to make up, man.
All right?
All these splices, man.
I'm tired of it.
I'm tired.
I'm tired.
Give me.
I'm just, I'm fucking.
I'm fucking done, man.
Fucking done with this crap.
Why, man?
Fucking get this fucking shit out of here.
Get out of my get out of this face.
I don't know why.
I don't even know why I continue with this fucking shit, man.
I'm sorry for cursing people.
I'm sorry, man.
But you hear this.
You heard it, man.
Shut up, man.
Just shut up.
I'm Fucking Done With This Crap00:06:29
That was horrible, man.
That was fucking horrible, man.
That was horrible.
That's fucking horrible, man.
Who the hell was that?
Whoever that was, you're a piece of trash.
You're a goddamn piece of trash.
570, Radio Graffiti.
Oi, ghost.
How are you doing tonight?
This is all of y'all fault.
All right, how are you doing?
Oh, I'm doing pretty good.
I have a request from y'all.
Would you like to open a can of beer with me?
Go open a can of man.
You know, just open a can of beer.
All right, I'll open another.
Oh, I'll open another can of beer.
Cheers to you and the capitalist army.
Yeah, hold on, wait a minute.
Hold on.
Did you say Omi?
Did you say it like that?
Tate again.
I said, cheers to you and the capitalist Omi.
Yeah, that's right.
You're a fucking fake Brit.
Get out.
Get this fake Brit out of here.
I almost, goddamn, I almost cheers to a wannabe fucking poor man's Raiden Snake.
I'm serious.
I miss Raiden Snake.
You know that?
I miss Raiden Snake.
You know, I miss you too, ghost.
I really miss you too, mate.
But these fucking trolls, mate.
These fucking trolls.
I understand, man.
Anyway, let's go.
Hold on, what is this?
Call on Zhang Zhao Long.
Who the fuck?
Do I have do I?
Is there a Zhang Zhao Long?
I don't even think there's a Zhang Zhao.
Oh.
How convenient.
And I'm almost even afraid to click on this son of a bitch, but Zhang Zhao Long Radio Graffiti.
Seriously, Samsung, radio graffiti.
Get up, get up.
An accident can turn into a tragedy.
But with Life Alert, one touch of a button can get you help fast.
This is Life Alert.
Are you okay?
Oh, take it off.
I'm hurt.
I'm not doing directors.
I'm calling for help right now.
Life Alert saves a life from a catastrophe every 10 minutes.
You fucking asshole!
That's not funny!
ME FALLING LAST EPISODE WAS NOT FUCKING...
IT'S NOT A GOAT!
IT'S NOT FUNNY!
Ah, son of a bitch!
SHUT UP!
You all think that me...
FALLING...
Man fucking, I'm done man, I don't even want to do this anymore man, I don't, I don't, I don't even want to do this anymore.
Man, what a fucking four hours and 14 minutes I've been sitting here subjecting myself to you, stupid troll, terrorist and cyber vermin man.
Jesus Christ, fucking people man, all you people man goddamn, all you people.
Man, who the hell else do we got man?
Who the hell is this?
Who the hell is Gostama Bin Laden?
Radio graffiti.
Knife prowler radio graffiti which took my teeth.
You're a fucking sick asshole.
You know that.
You're a goddamn sick ass.
know what I'm not even acknowledging that Who the hell is this man?
Uh, Paul Narif radio graffiti.
Hold on, Paul Narrif, radio graffiti.
We've got pylons, radio graffiti.
Recently, when I became deathly ill, I was able to summon an ambulance.
Oh, cool, Barney.
Star Platinum.
And my doctor without picking up a telephone.
I use this remote control to contact my 24-hour emergency medical response service.
Watch.
You just press this button and speak into the air and...
Oh, God, I fucking hurt myself.
Oh, God.
I'm calling paramedics and Homeland Security, Mr. Ghostwork.
See?
Protect yourself with the call, and you're never alone.
Kids to get confused.
Shut up.
Shut up.
That's not funny, man.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut up.
That's not funny, man.
Shut the hell up, man.
That's not funny.
That's not funny, man!
I'm not joking!
I really got hurt, man, the end of last episode, you ungrateful pricks.
I really got hurt at the end of the last episode, you ungrateful pricks.
And I don't want to disclose to you what kind of injury I had because you'll just troll the hell out of me for it anyway.
So shut up, man.
Enough, okay?
Enough.
Enough, enough, enough.
Who the hell is Zed Commander Radio Graffiti?
Are you fucking joking?
Stop Harshing My Mellow00:12:54
What the hell are you trying to make me sound like a goddamn cokehead, you son of a bitch?
I'm not a cokehead.
I'm not a f- Son of a bitch.
I'M NOT A DAMN KOKIE!
SON OF A BITCH!
You're making me sound like some kind of an ice-poseided cokehead.
I'm not.
I'm not, for Christ's sake, man.
And shut up in the chat room.
I see you scumbags in the chat room.
Shut up, man.
Just shut up.
That wasn't me.
That was me sped up like 10 times.
That was me sped up like 10 times, you son of a bitch.
Shut up.
You people make me sick.
You know that?
I'm going to go.
I'm only going to take a couple of more, man.
That's all, man.
A fucking 619 radio graffiti.
In four wars is better because at least Alex Jones is an alcoholic wheelchair-bound sheckle goblin with gay age and crack addiction.
Wait a minute.
Is this that eight-year-old or that called before?
Yeah, but I'm 13.
I aged, you know.
What the where are your parents?
Huh?
Where are the parents?
Where are the parents?
Where's your wheelchair fucking lock, dude?
Because I can hear it rolling around in the background.
Are you trying to are you trying to stay real low so mommy and daddy don't don't hear you?
We can't hear you, huh?
Yeah, we can't hear you.
Where the fuck's your granny?
Get this stupid kid out of get this fucking cat.
You know, this fucking brat.
You know what this brat needs?
Let me tell you something, you son of a kid.
Give me my fucking fucking belt.
Get up, Bel.
Let me tell you something, boy.
You're lucky I'm not your goddamn daddy.
All right?
Because if I was, I'd take your little ass into the woodshed.
And let me tell you something.
You know what we do in the woodshed, boy?
You know what we do?
Yeah!
Fucking yeah!
Yeah!
I ain't made a man of you yet, boy!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah, you son of a bitch!
I'll make a fucking man out of you, you little sorry sack of trash.
Oh, you ain't got no daddy in your life.
I'll be a damn.
Yeah!
YAAAH! UGH! You sick little kid!
You're a sick little kid, man.
You need to be taken out to the woodshed, boy.
You need to be taken out to the woodshed.
Oh, yes, whip me, hard.
Shut up.
That's meant for punishment, you sick prick.
Shut up.
Harder daddy, you fucking asshole.
Harder daddy.
I just shut up.
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
That's not meant to be pleasureful, you stupid morons!
But you're all bunch of sick idiots, man.
You're sick.
You're demented.
You're broken.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have, for heaven's sake?
Who has a 619 radio graffiti?
Hey, ghost, I'm back.
WHERE THE FUCK THIS FUCKING CAN GET THIS KID A- WHERE- Get him out of here!
Get this!
Shut up!
Get him out of here!
How come this kid's still on the air, engineer?
How come this kid's still...
Get this stupid kid!
Get him!
Get out of here!
Stupid!
Who is this kid?
Who is this sick, demented kid, man?
I mean, where are the pants?
Where are the parents, man?
This is what I've been talking about for all these years, man.
Where are the parents?
Look at this.
Look at these sick idiots on Texas Speech.
Harder, please.
Oh, my.
Yeah, you son of a bitch.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Harder, father, papa, master.
Are you fucking kidding me, man?
You're sick.
We got kids over here this demented.
They're saying all this disgusting crap.
I mean, come on, man.
Where are the parents?
Where are the parents?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Look at this.
Whip me with my pants down.
Look at these fucking sick people, man.
They're sick.
This is supposed to be a discipline, man.
It's supposed to be a discipline.
I've had enough, man.
I'm only going to take like two more, man.
All right.
Who the hell is it?
Who the hell is San Hambodio News Wars radio graffiti?
Ladies and gentlemen, we are broadcasting worldwide for the next four hours.
I am your cuck, Lord.
Let me just mention some of the news coming up.
The headline was ghost.
Gets thrown in a mental institution for taking a bunch of hallucinogens and having some sex with a beautiful vending machine.
And they hate Christian churches because real people lovingly get together and love each other and field each other and fuck each other and kill each other and beat each other.
Now, ghosts, I had to admit, I had a lot of hardcore game sex with a vending machine.
You fucking idiot, man.
Is that really Alex Jones?
Because he wouldn't surprise me with that sick freaking trading power bottom.
God damn it.
Was that for real or not, man?
Because I don't even know anymore.
You trolls, you put so much stupid crap.
I don't even know what's real or what's not real, man.
Jesus Christ, who the hell is it?
Ghost Big Chungas radio graffiti, Joe Logotti again.
Here at you.
And yeah, I gotta get it way in hiding the pun on this fucking thing.
The gas prices and fucking food prices out of control.
Hiding the pun.
Very simple here.
Very simple.
Hey, Hopus, you're a chamois and the little white whale spot floating around here on the Atlantic.
Get this, get this fucking immigrant off my goddamn line.
I don't want to hear any of that crap.
All right, go get the hell out of here.
I don't want to hear any of that trash.
All right, who the hell else?
I'm about 254 radio graffiti.
We got busy Allison radio graffiti.
Open the door, or I'm gonna throw rocks through your windows, you dumb hole.
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck it.
I'll raise enough help till you give in and give it to you.
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Go kill yourself.
Nobody likes you.
I'm a Milton Park Freak shit.
Everybody hates you.
You would be better off dead.
Just go kill yourself.
Damn it, this guy.
You're standing in your stand in the eat my kicks.
I'm taking a hiccup.
Scream louder.
Scream louder, boy.
Scream louder and squeal like a pig.
You're not helping me much.
And if you don't help me much, I can't help you.
Goddamn, Dr. Phil, assholes.
Dr. Goddamn Phil, man.
This is fucking stupid, man.
I don't even know why I'm doing this stupid, ridiculous troll terrorist crap for fucking goddamn four hours, man.
Four and a half hours I've been doing this crap with you people, man.
Four and a half hours.
Jesus Christ.
All right, who else do we have here?
Who the hell is this?
Oh, oh, is this legit?
Oh, is this fucking legit?
Oh, how quaint?
How quaint?
Tom Guy Radio Graffiti Ghost, I heard you needed some help relaxing, so I bought you a service edible.
Oh my.
Because there he is.
No cock like horse cock senior.
What are you fucking sick, son of a bitch?
Tom Guy, you fucking throaty fucking horse clopping piece of some man.
Fucking gotta be kidding me!
Ah!
Oh, God!
You gotta be kidding me with that clopping horse crap, man!
You all gotta be kidding me!
Oh my god, you've gotta be fucking kidding me.
You've gotta be kidding me.
You know what?
I'm done, man.
I'm fucking.
I'm so done.
I've been done for a long time.
But you know what?
I'm done now.
I'm done.
You're damn right.
Goodbye, man.
Freaking top guy is a clopping piece of loser.
Freaking waste of life.
Piece of crap.
You joking?
God damn it.
It pisses me fucking off.
Take the radio graffiti off, man!
I'm fucking tired, man.
Oh, my God.
Oh, God.
That's sick, man.
Fucking sick of this crap.
Oh, God.
Ugh.
I'm sick, man.
I'm sick.
I've been here for four and a half hours, man.
Man, shut up about the 41-0, man.
I don't want to talk about that now, man.
I don't want to talk about that shit, man.
God damn.
I don't want to talk about that crap, man.
You don't win anything, man.
Shut up.
There's no 41 and nothing.
Shut up, man.
Shut up.
I just, I'm sick of you.
I'm sick of you.
I'm sick of you, man.
God damn it, man.
I'm sick of you.
Shut up, man.
Shut up in the chat room, man.
When are you all just going to leave me alone, man?
When are you all just going to stop harshing my mellow, man?
I was feeling great.
I had drinks.
I had smoke.
I was feeling great, but you goddamn fucking internet punks.
That fucking 41 horsecock, you see?
These fucking brodies.
These goddamn cloppers.
They're never gonna go away.
Shut up with the troll scoreboard, man.
Just shut up, man.
Good.
I don't wanna hear it.
You didn't win nothing.
You didn't win nothing.
Shut up in the chat, man.
I'm not joking.
I'm taking a list of you punks that are putting 41 at all.
Give me my fucking, give me a fucking pen.
I'm taking a list, man.
I'm taking a list because you punks, you don't win anything, man.
You people are a fucking bad case of herpes, man.
You never go away, man.
You're a pimple on my ass, man.
41 Spooner Street.
What the fuck are you talking about, man?
You goddamn trolls, man.
I'm not kidding.
I want to have my show, man.
There are people that miss my show.
There are people that miss the financial insight.
There are people that miss the fucking political and social commentary.